Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Butterball
Aired: 2019-08-23
Duration: 18:01


=== Welcome to Flagrant Analysis (14:57) ===

[00:00:04]  What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrant 2 No Easy Buckets Analysis by Assholes Water Cooler Commentary for Your Sports Needs.
[00:00:10]  I'm Andrew Schultz.
[00:00:11]  I'm here with Akash Singh.
[00:00:15]  We got Alex Media.
[00:00:18]  We got Eden Rodriguez.
[00:00:24]  You knew it too.
[00:00:25]  You're getting a different name every single episode.
[00:00:28]  I forgot to make that decision.
[00:00:30]  I did.
[00:00:30]  But you know what?
[00:00:31]  I didn't know.
[00:00:32]  It was either Rodriguez.
[00:00:34]  It was either Velasquez or Martinez.
[00:00:38]  Martinez is your real name.
[00:00:40]  Yes.
[00:00:41]  Okay.
[00:00:43]  That's it.
[00:00:44]  That's all I have to say.
[00:00:45]  But I'm not bringing you up as a regular one any single time.
[00:00:48]  That's totally fine.
[00:00:49]  I just felt like it was a fair.
[00:00:51]  I know it's fine.
[00:00:52]  I know it's fine.
[00:00:53]  I pay you.
[00:00:53]  I know it's fine.
[00:00:54]  Okay.
[00:00:55]  You're lucky you get full name.
[00:00:57]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:00:58]  Yo, are you going to start busting guts now that you're engaged?
[00:01:03]  You act like he has it.
[00:01:04]  Yeah.
[00:01:05]  No, but like, is she pulling the goalie?
[00:01:08]  Oh, no, She's not pulling the goalie?
[00:01:10]  You're not going to handle the goalies.
[00:01:11]  No, not yet.
[00:01:12]  Nah, bro.
[00:01:12]  What do you mean?
[00:01:13]  Too early.
[00:01:14]  After marriage, maybe, but not now.
[00:01:15]  Is she on birth control?
[00:01:16]  Yeah.
[00:01:17]  Okay.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:18]  What kind of birth control?
[00:01:20]  Oh, you should remember that.
[00:01:20]  I don't remember, dude.
[00:01:22]  I sincerely don't remember.
[00:01:23]  You don't remember she's on?
[00:01:24]  I sincerely don't remember.
[00:01:25]  Is she on Hawkinshislap?
[00:01:39]  Yo, that's a dope ass, bro.
[00:01:40]  Y'all seen that birth control?
[00:01:42]  Hulk and she's love.
[00:01:44]  Hulk and she's lucky.
[00:01:46]  Hulk and she's slow.
[00:01:47]  How can you slap me, son?
[00:01:52]  Hey, let's watch that video and comment on it right quick.
[00:01:55]  Can you get that up?
[00:01:56]  Let's go with the volume, though.
[00:01:59]  This is so fucking...
[00:02:03]  How can it slap me?
[00:02:08]  Yo, pause.
[00:02:09]  Pause.
[00:02:09]  What's so funny about this video is she slaps him.
[00:02:12]  He duffs her right back.
[00:02:14]  Bang.
[00:02:15]  And still is upset.
[00:02:17]  Right?
[00:02:18]  Like, he doesn't go, how could I have done that?
[00:02:21]  I'm so sorry.
[00:02:23]  How could you have made me slap the shit out of you?
[00:02:25]  Would you have also slapped back?
[00:02:27]  No, nah, nah.
[00:02:28]  You can't hit women, bro.
[00:02:29]  You got really sensitive about that, too.
[00:02:32]  Come on, Eden.
[00:02:33]  What's wrong with you, bro?
[00:02:34]  God, we're not in fucking...
[00:02:36]  We're in equal times right now.
[00:02:37]  El Salvador, wherever the fuck you're from, bro.
[00:02:39]  Hey, Eden, you'll notice I didn't answer your question.
[00:02:43]  How can she slap?
[00:02:45]  I see.
[00:02:45]  I tell you how.
[00:02:47]  Open the hand like this.
[00:02:49]  Move your hips a little bit.
[00:02:50]  Follow through.
[00:02:52]  Wait, play it back.
[00:02:53]  Did I move it?
[00:02:54]  What's he wearing?
[00:02:54]  Cut that shit.
[00:02:55]  It's like a three-minute clip.
[00:02:57]  No, but do they cut out him hitting her?
[00:02:59]  No, no, no.
[00:02:59]  Watch it.
[00:03:00]  Watch it again.
[00:03:00]  Watch it again.
[00:03:01]  You can't miss it.
[00:03:03]  Oh, shit, I missed that.
[00:03:06]  Wait for it, though.
[00:03:08]  No, go back.
[00:03:09]  Go back.
[00:03:10]  You had to listen to the whole thing.
[00:03:11]  Go for the beginning.
[00:03:12]  See, from the beginning, this is good.
[00:03:14]  This is good.
[00:03:14]  First, she says something to him.
[00:03:16]  Yeah.
[00:03:17]  No, no, but just watch.
[00:03:18]  Go to the beginning.
[00:03:18]  You'll be fucking up.
[00:03:19]  Go to the beginning.
[00:03:25]  Oh!
[00:03:29]  Yo!
[00:03:31]  Yo, it's mad funny when the guy's like...
[00:03:33]  Did I miss him slappers?
[00:03:35]  That shit was quick.
[00:03:36]  Son, son.
[00:03:38]  She goes, why don't you go and fuck off then?
[00:03:40]  And then he goes, he goes, he goes, Yugo?
[00:03:43]  Yugo?
[00:03:44]  Yo.
[00:03:44]  In the most Indian way ever.
[00:03:49]  Yugo.
[00:03:50]  Yugo?
[00:03:52]  Stupid ass mark on his face.
[00:03:55]  Like he said it like he knew he had the best comeback to what she said.
[00:04:00]  I'm going, fuck off, Daniel.
[00:04:02]  She's not going to see this coming.
[00:04:06]  No way, Fuzzy about to see this coming.
[00:04:12]  Oh, it was so funny.
[00:04:14]  Bro, and they were swinging on him afterwards.
[00:04:16]  No, they beat his ass.
[00:04:17]  Then he starts crying and he's through whimpers, going, How can she slap me, son?
[00:04:23]  It's so fucking funny.
[00:04:26]  Yo, shout out to Indians, bro.
[00:04:28]  Yo, shout out to the Indians, bro.
[00:04:29]  Y'all really the goats, bro.
[00:04:32]  Y'all really the GOATs about it when you think about it.
[00:04:37]  Alex, where are you going, Alex?
[00:04:40]  Alex?
[00:04:41]  Oh, he got a phone call.
[00:04:42]  Oh, damn, Alex does your shit.
[00:04:44]  Fuck Alex.
[00:04:45]  Fuck him.
[00:04:46]  All right, that was my flavor.
[00:04:47]  Oh, no, my flavoring thought of the week about the passports.
[00:04:49]  I truly, sincerely mean that if there's no, if you have no chance of me actually staying there, why the fuck do I need to show you my passport?
[00:04:59]  Why do I need to go through this whole rigmarole?
[00:05:02]  I should just show you America and then you're like, ah, are you good?
[00:05:04]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:05:05]  Like, you know that I'm not going to stay.
[00:05:10]  You know that I'm coming back.
[00:05:11]  Like, there's a, there's a, I mean, I would do it in the bit, but there was like, there's like an interview when you go to some of these countries, right?
[00:05:17]  And they're like, what is your plan here?
[00:05:20]  What are you doing?
[00:05:21]  Like, what do you plan to do?
[00:05:22]  Like, whatever I want.
[00:05:28]  Like, what's when are you going back?
[00:05:30]  When it says as soon as possible.
[00:05:32]  Look at it.
[00:05:33]  It's coming back.
[00:05:34]  Trust me.
[00:05:35]  You know, we should just be able to be like, man, I don't want to get too far into it, but it infuriates me.
[00:05:40]  It is childish.
[00:05:41]  I find it childish.
[00:05:43]  When they were asking me in Japan and they were like, well, what do you plan on doing here?
[00:05:48]  What is the time here?
[00:05:49]  Whatever it is.
[00:05:52]  That's it.
[00:05:52]  I'm just going to have the sushi and then I'm coming back to America.
[00:05:55]  Like, do you know where I'm from?
[00:05:58]  It's just, it's shocking, right?
[00:05:59]  It's not shocking.
[00:06:00]  They have some nerve to think that we'd want to stay in their shitty ass.
[00:06:04]  That's what's exactly what I said.
[00:06:06]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:06:06]  I missed that.
[00:06:07]  I missed it.
[00:06:07]  My bad.
[00:06:08]  The whole point, the whole point is it's offensive to me.
[00:06:12]  It's like you don't get enough in American television or something.
[00:06:14]  Like, you got to stop watching certain shows to think that we want to get out.
[00:06:18]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:06:18]  Like, we're the country that got the walls going up.
[00:06:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:06:22]  Yeah.
[00:06:23]  Motherfuckers is trying to get in here.
[00:06:24]  We don't hate Trump that much.
[00:06:25]  Some people say they're going to leave.
[00:06:26]  They ain't going nowhere.
[00:06:27]  They ain't going nowhere.
[00:06:29]  So the point is, we're going to these countries.
[00:06:33]  We're going to Eden.
[00:06:34]  We're going where you're from.
[00:06:36]  Just to feel rich for like a week.
[00:06:40]  That's it.
[00:06:41]  That's why y'all go.
[00:06:42]  Shit is dumb cheap.
[00:06:43]  Yeah, that is true.
[00:06:44]  I want to feel rich.
[00:06:45]  I want to tip someone $5.
[00:06:46]  And they're like, oh, my God.
[00:06:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:06:58]  Graciasadiosa heavy $5.
[00:07:02]  Because y'all pray.
[00:07:03]  Yeah, y'all mad Catholic.
[00:07:05]  Are y'all not Catholic?
[00:07:06]  Y'all mad.
[00:07:06]  Do not know y'all.
[00:07:08]  Do you not know y'all?
[00:07:10]  Son, I'm about to build a wall on the other side of Costa Rica.
[00:07:14]  Do y'all have the molester Catholics also?
[00:07:16]  Y'all got the Catholic priests that touching kids, or that's just let people fuck out there.
[00:07:20]  That's what's up.
[00:07:22]  I don't know about all that, but I mean, that was more of an American thing to me than if anything.
[00:07:26]  What?
[00:07:26]  To touch little boys?
[00:07:27]  My little priests touching priests and girls.
[00:07:30]  And girls.
[00:07:30]  That's you know what that is?
[00:07:31]  That's freedom right there, son.
[00:07:35]  I don't know what I don't know what that meant.
[00:07:38]  You got to try to find it just.
[00:07:39]  You got to try to find it.
[00:07:41]  America got to look all right.
[00:07:43]  That's what I'm trying to say.
[00:07:44]  You can't make America look bad.
[00:07:45]  Man, I got a good Epstein joke, bro.
[00:07:46]  I can't say it, though.
[00:07:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:48]  So let me just say I got a good one and then not be able to say it.
[00:07:51]  Oh, I thought of a different one, though.
[00:07:52]  Oh, really?
[00:07:53]  Yeah, I thought of another one.
[00:07:54]  Or just something else.
[00:07:55]  I thought of a different idea about Epstein.
[00:07:58]  Okay.
[00:07:59]  It's a different one, though.
[00:08:03]  Thank you.
[00:08:04]  We appreciate it.
[00:08:05]  Hey, I thought of a different idea.
[00:08:08]  That's a different Epstein idea.
[00:08:09]  That's what's up.
[00:08:10]  Maybe I'll perform at one of the live shows.
[00:08:12]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:14]  Maybe.
[00:08:16]  Maybe I won't.
[00:08:18]  Maybe I'll just sit here.
[00:08:21]  Yo, that Epstein guy is a wild boy.
[00:08:24]  What'd he do?
[00:08:25]  He just wild.
[00:08:27]  He's a wild boy.
[00:08:29]  We can't talk about it.
[00:08:30]  Anyway.
[00:08:31]  Listen, the guy.
[00:08:32]  I think you should do it.
[00:08:33]  Your stand-up shows.
[00:08:34]  Like, yo, I got a joke for this.
[00:08:36]  Just go on to the next topic.
[00:08:41]  That'd be ill.
[00:08:42]  That'd be a flex.
[00:08:43]  That would be a flex.
[00:08:44]  Thank you guys for coming out.
[00:08:46]  I appreciate y'all.
[00:08:47]  Once every show, though.
[00:08:48]  Just one joke every show.
[00:08:50]  I got an ill-ass bit for this.
[00:08:52]  Anyway.
[00:08:54]  Yo, actually, oh my God, that's a good idea.
[00:08:57]  I think that, and I'll let y'all in that you listen to it, but that's a good idea to start that bit and then be like, I can't really end slowly that give them a little bit later in the set and then don't answer it.
[00:09:10]  And then ending the set actually finishes that first joke.
[00:09:14]  So there's like a connective tissue throughout the whole thing.
[00:09:17]  That's actually a really good idea.
[00:09:18]  Let's write that down.
[00:09:21]  Thank you.
[00:09:22]  God damn, Akash.
[00:09:23]  You start posting clips.
[00:09:24]  Now you know things about comedy, bro.
[00:09:26]  This guy's fucking taking over the game.
[00:09:28]  This guy's taking over the game, bro.
[00:09:30]  Let's call on this.
[00:09:31]  We just want to sing Akash's praises here.
[00:09:34]  Thank you guys.
[00:09:34]  Thank you for the...
[00:09:36]  What?
[00:09:37]  Are you saying sing his praises?
[00:09:39]  I dare you to teach me how to speak English.
[00:09:42]  I dare you to teach you.
[00:09:43]  Are you saying his praises on purpose?
[00:09:45]  Akash, sing.
[00:09:46]  Sing Akasha's praises.
[00:09:48]  I am so in the matrix of comedy that this happens without me knowing.
[00:09:55]  That's how many layers and layers and layers are on these jokes.
[00:10:00]  Okay?
[00:10:01]  Son, you got a Neil ass outfit on.
[00:10:02]  Like, you figured it all out.
[00:10:04]  I figured this out, Eden.
[00:10:06]  I figured this fucking out.
[00:10:08]  Okay?
[00:10:09]  Do you know how many different layers?
[00:10:11]  You don't even know the type of shit that I'm operating on.
[00:10:14]  It's wall breaking.
[00:10:15]  What?
[00:10:15]  It's wall breaking.
[00:10:20]  Are you making something about how you guys do construction or something like that?
[00:10:23]  What is it?
[00:10:24]  That's not what I meant at all.
[00:10:25]  Like, I'm breaking down walls.
[00:10:26]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:10:27]  Breaking down barriers.
[00:10:28]  That works too.
[00:10:29]  It is.
[00:10:29]  You were trying to do a wall thing.
[00:10:31]  A wall sticks more to my heart than anything.
[00:10:33]  Listen, the only thing sticking to your heart is the trans fats that you're doing.
[00:10:38]  I was doing what I was going to say.
[00:10:39]  You put your knee up and down, too.
[00:10:40]  You know what kind of fat it was going with?
[00:10:42]  You got to go trans fat.
[00:10:44]  You didn't jump on it.
[00:10:45]  That was good.
[00:10:45]  That was good.
[00:10:46]  That was respectful.
[00:10:46]  That was respectful.
[00:10:47]  I'm lying.
[00:10:47]  I'm growing.
[00:10:48]  Yeah.
[00:10:49]  But then we tagged that shit.
[00:10:50]  I'm confused now.
[00:10:51]  I don't need to laugh.
[00:10:55]  I'm telling you.
[00:10:56]  Y'all sleep, man.
[00:10:58]  But Arkash is going to bring a whole new audience to this podcast, man.
[00:11:01]  It's really going to blow because of it.
[00:11:03]  I'm very excited for it.
[00:11:05]  Long live the flagrancy.
[00:11:07]  Long live the flagrancy.
[00:11:08]  Long live.
[00:11:10]  We got some interesting stories, but before we get to that, I would like to know your flagrant thought of the week.
[00:11:14]  So I was listening to The Ticket.
[00:11:16]  Like I always do.
[00:11:17]  I'm like a week behind, been busy, and they're talking about this Don Lemon story.
[00:11:19]  You heard about this?
[00:11:20]  Say the one about how you regret proposing to your girl.
[00:11:22]  Remember you?
[00:11:28]  I'm just joking.
[00:11:29]  I'm just joking.
[00:11:30]  Just joking.
[00:11:31]  She knows.
[00:11:32]  She knows.
[00:11:32]  Y'all good.
[00:11:33]  It's a joke.
[00:11:34]  Y'all know I'll be fucking around.
[00:11:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:37]  That's so funny.
[00:11:37]  He's so pussy.
[00:11:39]  Nah, I don't know.
[00:11:41]  I know what he has.
[00:11:43]  Son, I'm trying to go to the wedding.
[00:11:44]  I never see an elephant.
[00:11:47]  Son, this wedding shit is already a lot, son.
[00:11:50]  Son, we're going to see an elephant for the first.
[00:11:52]  We go see elephants and women with beards for the first time in our lives.
[00:11:57]  You know how exciting that is, bro?
[00:11:59]  You know how exciting a wedding is, bro?
[00:12:01]  You get to ride them?
[00:12:02]  I don't want one.
[00:12:04]  But you know, that's like my homie got one.
[00:12:07]  You know how much it was?
[00:12:08]  How much?
[00:12:09]  50 G's for just the elephant rental.
[00:12:14]  Like, you ride around that bitch for like three hours or what you have for three hours, you ride around for like 45 minutes.
[00:12:19]  50?
[00:12:19]  Oh, but people get to ride it.
[00:12:21]  No, it's not a fucking amusement park, dog.
[00:12:23]  It's for the groom.
[00:12:24]  The groom rides around.
[00:12:26]  So before you enter the venue, it's like, it's like some king shit.
[00:12:30]  You get to ride it?
[00:12:32]  You thought you had to ride it like a fucking.
[00:12:34]  Bring it into the wedding in front of the elephant.
[00:12:36]  I don't know who you are.
[00:12:36]  You want it, son?
[00:12:37]  Because yes.
[00:12:38]  But we know you married.
[00:12:41]  Like, we don't want to bring it for the penis.
[00:12:44]  Son, you're going to IG pick near the elephant?
[00:12:46]  Nah.
[00:12:47]  Go to the zoo.
[00:12:48]  Bro, we got to ride the elephant.
[00:12:50]  I thought it's like when the Jews give you, put you on a chair and they fucking hoist you around and shit.
[00:12:54]  That's just for the groom, ain't it?
[00:12:55]  Yeah, that's for the groom.
[00:12:56]  Exactly.
[00:12:57]  That's what the elephant is for.
[00:12:58]  Look at this fucking.
[00:12:59]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:00]  They got the elephant dressed like that.
[00:13:02]  Burning man, bro.
[00:13:03]  You seen that shit?
[00:13:03]  Yeah.
[00:13:06]  Nah, nah, nah.
[00:13:07]  Akash, we have to modernize whatever that word is.
[00:13:11]  What is it, Eden?
[00:13:12]  Just kidding.
[00:13:20]  Oh, man.
[00:13:23]  I know you're about to.
[00:13:25]  Well, the problem words is the root word of modern.
[00:13:30]  Oh, man.
[00:13:32]  Okay.
[00:13:33]  So, in all seriousness, I think that we have to make it more modern, the Indian wedding.
[00:13:38]  And by making it more modern, you see my man right here, the white man marrying the Indian chick, and they got the elephant.
[00:13:46]  Yeah.
[00:13:47]  So, anyway, I think in order to make it more modern, Akash.
[00:13:50]  Akash, what's up?
[00:13:52]  If we want to make it more modern, I think you let everyone take part in this driving or riding the elephant thing.
[00:13:58]  I think it's very important.
[00:14:00]  It's crucial.
[00:14:01]  You want to ride an elephant?
[00:14:03]  At the bare minimum, I'd like to take a picture on top of the element.
[00:14:05]  Elephant.
[00:14:06]  Element.
[00:14:08]  Did this motherfucker just correct my speech once again, bro?
[00:14:15]  This guy is outlandish, bro.
[00:14:18]  Son, holy moly.
[00:14:20]  You've given out too much confidence on this show, man.
[00:14:22]  Yeah, I got to stop with that shit.
[00:14:24]  Everybody getting shut down, starting with you, Eden.
[00:14:28]  Fucking idiot, this kid is, bro.
[00:14:30]  Can't even spell his own name right.
[00:14:32]  How you spell your name with two D's?
[00:14:39]  It's like Eddie, right?
[00:14:40]  That's what it's supposed to be.
[00:14:41]  And then why is there an N at the end?
[00:14:43]  Someone fucked up my name and they put an N instead of an E. Who?
[00:14:47]  I don't know.
[00:14:48]  Your parents.
[00:14:49]  I guess my parents, like, someone fucked up.
[00:14:52]  And they were like, who's too tough?
[00:14:55]  And they were like, we're keeping it.
[00:14:57]  I was like, all right, cool.
[00:14:59]  I ain't have this.

=== Why My Name Is Eden (02:59) ===

[00:15:01]  Does Eden mean something?
[00:15:03]  No, it doesn't.
[00:15:05]  Doesn't mean that you're not.
[00:15:06]  Do y'all names mean anything?
[00:15:08]  Yes, they do.
[00:15:08]  Jesus, Jesus.
[00:15:10]  Javier.
[00:15:11]  What's that mean?
[00:15:13]  Not sure.
[00:15:20]  Javier.
[00:15:23]  What does that mean, Javier?
[00:15:24]  Look up the meaning of Javier.
[00:15:26]  You probably don't even know how to spell it.
[00:15:28]  Probably spelled it with an H, you fucking retard.
[00:15:34]  Son.
[00:15:35]  Oh, man.
[00:15:36]  I listened back to the audio of him calling the fucking audience member retard.
[00:15:42]  Do you have it?
[00:15:43]  Please put it up if you got it.
[00:15:44]  If you show up, I can pull it up.
[00:15:47]  What the fuck does Xavier mean?
[00:15:49]  I thought Xavier just meant black dude who plays basketball.
[00:15:54]  Okay, Xavier, Maria.
[00:15:56]  I mean, they're all biblical names.
[00:15:57]  Everybody there, biblical ass names.
[00:15:58]  You got biblical ass names.
[00:16:00]  Unless you got the Indian names from the Aztecs and shit.
[00:16:03]  And that's just like Nahuatl.
[00:16:05]  It's just like T's and L's right next to each other for no fucking reason.
[00:16:09]  Are your parents?
[00:16:10]  Is that why you have Indian parents?
[00:16:11]  Is that why they gave you Eden?
[00:16:13]  I have no idea.
[00:16:14]  I mean, every time I search up Eden, like the name, it's like some Arabic type shit.
[00:16:17]  Why do they, what do they say?
[00:16:18]  Why they name you Eden?
[00:16:19]  They have no idea.
[00:16:20]  They just thought it's stuck right.
[00:16:22]  Hey, hold on.
[00:16:22]  Keep talking so I can fall asleep.
[00:16:30]  I do nothing.
[00:16:32]  I know.
[00:16:32]  That's why it's so funny because he's the sweetest guy.
[00:16:36]  Eden, you are the sweetest guy.
[00:16:38]  I love you.
[00:16:38]  You gotta scroll through Twitter and shit.
[00:16:39]  Shut your fuck, you my god, dude.
[00:16:42]  Eden's fucking guy, bro.
[00:16:44]  He doesn't learn.
[00:16:46]  He doesn't fucking learn.
[00:16:48]  I'm sorry, I said.
[00:16:48]  This motherfucker, bro.
[00:16:50]  Eden, I want you to lay on the ground like that and put your arms and feet up because you are built like a turkey.
[00:17:00]  Done.
[00:17:00]  Eden, please lay like that.
[00:17:03]  Tell me he doesn't look that funny.
[00:17:05]  I want you to lay.
[00:17:07]  I want you to lay on the ground just like this.
[00:17:10]  Hold on.
[00:17:11]  Lay like this on the ground.
[00:17:14]  Hold on.
[00:17:15]  I want you to lay like this on the ground.
[00:17:19]  I swear to God, if Eden lays like this on the ground, I will shove stuffing up his asshole.
[00:17:27]  I'm definitely not doing it now.
[00:17:29]  Son, Pilgrim's Pride Martinez.
[00:17:31]  Just Pilgrim Pride Martinez.
[00:17:34]  Let me see you.
[00:17:35]  Let me see you on the ground.
[00:17:37]  Okay?
[00:17:38]  Yo, son.
[00:17:39]  Bro, go down.
[00:17:40]  Son, you're right.
[00:17:41]  You did answer right.
[00:17:42]  Just Patreon, baby.
[00:17:43]  It's all locked in.
[00:17:47]  Yo, what's up?
[00:17:47]  This is Akash.
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