Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Westerbros: Game Of Thrones S08E02
Aired: 2019-04-22
Duration: 01:18:16


=== Finding Our Limits (15:10) ===

[00:00:03]  What's up everybody and welcome to another episode of Western Bros.
[00:00:07]  I'm Andrew Schultz.
[00:00:08]  I'm here with Haney and a special guest, a very special guest, Akash Singh, is sitting in on Wester Bros.
[00:00:16]  A podcast is here.
[00:00:18]  This episode, we also got Alex Media there in the back.
[00:00:22]  We finally found our limits this episode, guys.
[00:00:25]  We finally found our limits after I think it was seven seasons of rape.
[00:00:31]  We were okay with it.
[00:00:32]  Incest, we were okay with it.
[00:00:34]  Murder, we were okay with it.
[00:00:35]  More incest, we were okay with it.
[00:00:37]  But Arya Stark's side boob tipped the scales.
[00:00:41]  It's too much.
[00:00:42]  It was too much.
[00:00:42]  It was too much for us to handle.
[00:00:44]  Too much for us to handle.
[00:00:46]  We could not stomach Arya Stark's side boob.
[00:00:51]  Okay, that's where our morality came into play in the Westeros, or no, sorry, in the Game of Thrones series.
[00:00:58]  Who would have thought?
[00:01:00]  All I need to know, and Alex, if you could look this up for me right now, if that's possible, is the age of the actress.
[00:01:06]  Because they blurred out her nipples.
[00:01:08]  She has to be of age.
[00:01:09]  They didn't blur it out.
[00:01:10]  They did blur it out.
[00:01:11]  No, they just didn't show it.
[00:01:12]  They just showed it from a weird angle.
[00:01:13]  Blurred out.
[00:01:14]  I mean, the show had been on the bottom.
[00:01:16]  I thought I just didn't show it.
[00:01:17]  Blurred out.
[00:01:18]  Unless she was on it when she was 18.
[00:01:19]  The whole time I was like, I don't, this is the first time in Game of Thrones.
[00:01:23]  I don't want to see the nipple.
[00:01:24]  Blurred out.
[00:01:25]  No.
[00:01:25]  Blurred out.
[00:01:26]  Alex, you know what I mean?
[00:01:27]  She's definitely above 18.
[00:01:29]  Blurred out.
[00:01:30]  What is her name?
[00:01:31]  I guarantee that's the most Google thing tonight.
[00:01:35]  What is Maisie's age?
[00:01:37]  I didn't even like watching her flirt early on.
[00:01:39]  I was like, this is gross, dog.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, she looks so childish.
[00:01:42]  Maisie, what's her last name?
[00:01:43]  I think Williams.
[00:01:44]  Sorry, guys, I'm acting like Edinburgh.
[00:01:47]  Yeah, age.
[00:01:49]  Let's find out her real age.
[00:01:51]  She's got to be over 18.
[00:01:52]  This woman is 22 years old.
[00:01:53]  I told you.
[00:01:54]  She's way old.
[00:01:55]  Jack.
[00:01:57]  So.
[00:01:57]  Could she?
[00:01:58]  She's 22 years old.
[00:02:00]  Okay.
[00:02:01]  We have a situation, and this is profound.
[00:02:04]  This is really profound.
[00:02:06]  Okay.
[00:02:06]  Because we've been able to suspend our morality constantly in this show.
[00:02:12]  Yes.
[00:02:13]  Right?
[00:02:13]  We watched Sansa Stark get raised for two seasons straight.
[00:02:18]  Her characters.
[00:02:19]  We didn't like it, though.
[00:02:20]  We didn't like it, but we weren't like, I'm not watching.
[00:02:23]  Right, right, right.
[00:02:24]  We weren't like, I'm turning away.
[00:02:25]  Right?
[00:02:25]  We watched like, hey, that Bolton kid is fucked up.
[00:02:30]  Look at that.
[00:02:30]  What is he still doing there?
[00:02:32]  Whoa.
[00:02:32]  Right?
[00:02:33]  Like, we watched Bolton chop cocks off, right?
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  And eat the sausage.
[00:02:38]  Right.
[00:02:38]  We watched.
[00:02:40]  Remember, we're just operating with characters.
[00:02:41]  The things that grow up to.
[00:02:42]  We watched Jamie Lannister fuck his sister.
[00:02:45]  Multiple, make love to his sister.
[00:02:47]  These are all porn categories.
[00:02:48]  Porn categories.
[00:02:50]  Incest, rape.
[00:02:51]  The porn category for incest is a little different.
[00:02:53]  It's step.
[00:02:54]  It's like stepmom, stepdad.
[00:02:55]  So there's not blood.
[00:02:56]  We're talking about like sis.
[00:02:58]  I bet they got twins fucking.
[00:03:00]  For sure.
[00:03:01]  Point is, we allowed it to happen because it was the character.
[00:03:06]  Right.
[00:03:06]  Right?
[00:03:06]  We're like, these are just actors.
[00:03:08]  Yeah.
[00:03:09]  We know this girl's an actor.
[00:03:11]  We know she's 22 years old.
[00:03:14]  We're horrified by the idea of her having any sexuality.
[00:03:17]  She's so young.
[00:03:17]  Is that it's just her face?
[00:03:19]  Yeah, she looks mad.
[00:03:20]  That's why we didn't know if she was 18.
[00:03:22]  She's 22.
[00:03:24]  I thought she was 16 or 17 years old.
[00:03:26]  I really thought she was drunk.
[00:03:27]  She's been on for like eight years.
[00:03:29]  Yeah, but she's been a kid.
[00:03:30]  I know.
[00:03:31]  She's been a child the whole fucking time.
[00:03:32]  It's just weird because there was never any sexual anything with her.
[00:03:38]  She was always just a little kid that just wanted to be a boy.
[00:03:42]  What do you think she's been doing with that little sword this whole time?
[00:03:44]  Were you surprised she wasn't aware of that?
[00:03:45]  I know.
[00:03:46]  A needle.
[00:03:47]  Now you know.
[00:03:49]  A girl has no age.
[00:03:54]  That's what they should have called the episode.
[00:03:56]  That's what we're going to call this episode.
[00:03:58]  Hell yeah.
[00:03:59]  Girl has no age.
[00:04:00]  I thought she was probably gay.
[00:04:02]  I can't be the only person.
[00:04:03]  You got Lesbo bottom?
[00:04:04]  I mean, the bitch out here killing everybody.
[00:04:06]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  For fun.
[00:04:07]  Yeah.
[00:04:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:08]  I don't know a lot of straight women that I know would kill people for fun.
[00:04:10]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  Yeah.
[00:04:11]  No, it's rare that straight women do that for fun.
[00:04:13]  Do gay women do that for fun?
[00:04:16]  Some people don't testosterone, I would imagine.
[00:04:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:19]  I imagine they're a little more hostile.
[00:04:21]  Dude, I read a statistic.
[00:04:22]  This is crazy.
[00:04:23]  Brand of Tarth not being gay.
[00:04:24]  I thought they were just doing that as like a thing.
[00:04:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:26]  Like, they're not all gay.
[00:04:28]  Right.
[00:04:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:29]  But Arya, I figured it had to be.
[00:04:31]  Maybe.
[00:04:31]  There's some gay there.
[00:04:32]  I read this statistic.
[00:04:34]  It said, uh, it said that domestic violence in female couples is like 10 times higher than it is in gay male couples.
[00:04:46]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  Right.
[00:04:47]  And it's just like, whose fault is it?
[00:04:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:57]  Like, it's just like, it's one of those things where it's like, hey, one of these things is not like the other.
[00:05:08]  Was it Case that did a bit about that?
[00:05:09]  Case, yeah.
[00:05:10]  Oh, that's funny.
[00:05:11]  He was too pussy to lean into it, but you got to bring him on inside jokes and figure it out.
[00:05:15]  Oh, that's fucking funny.
[00:05:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:18]  I thought I read that.
[00:05:19]  Shout out to Case.
[00:05:20]  That is a great.
[00:05:21]  Did he ever do it on stage?
[00:05:22]  No.
[00:05:22]  A couple times, but he pussy out.
[00:05:24]  You got to get him to figure it out on stage.
[00:05:26]  Oh, my lord.
[00:05:27]  Anyway, great idea for that.
[00:05:29]  But that's a pretty common statistic.
[00:05:30]  I've heard other people talk about that.
[00:05:32]  But it's a great idea for a bit.
[00:05:34]  I mean, why?
[00:05:35]  You don't even have to.
[00:05:36]  We don't have to do inside jokes here, but you don't even have to say it.
[00:05:39]  You just let the audience figure it out.
[00:05:40]  It's just, hey, just guys, you know, next time a guy goes, you know, she's starting it.
[00:05:50]  Okay, or, or the best thing is like, when you're selecting a jury for your sexual, no, when you're selecting a jury for your domestic violence case, make sure you got some lesbos.
[00:06:00]  Yo, all lesbian jury, you free, dog.
[00:06:03]  You free.
[00:06:04]  They might start fighting each other.
[00:06:06]  I would hit that bitch, too.
[00:06:10]  Meet me outside the McDonald's.
[00:06:13]  That's where they hang out.
[00:06:18]  There's a McDonald's on West 4th Street that is just packed with lesbians, bro.
[00:06:23]  Dude, it's like a watering hole for that.
[00:06:24]  Like, literally, just surround.
[00:06:26]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:06:27]  Yeah, right by the side.
[00:06:28]  Okay, so back to the episode.
[00:06:30]  And Arya having way bigger titties than I thought.
[00:06:33]  Did you notice that?
[00:06:33]  Yo, the body was a little better than you thought.
[00:06:35]  Come on, guys.
[00:06:36]  It wasn't her body.
[00:06:37]  It was a body double, I assume, actually.
[00:06:39]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:06:40]  The moment they expose body, they cut to her side.
[00:06:43]  So I saw the cut.
[00:06:45]  That's the only reason why I can look at it.
[00:06:47]  I think they purposely wasn't her body.
[00:06:48]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:06:49]  One conversation at a time.
[00:06:50]  No, it's Haney's fault.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, go on.
[00:06:53]  No, that was just the only reason why I can look at that scene sexually because that wasn't her body.
[00:06:58]  But you can look at it sexually anyway because she's 22.
[00:07:02]  Yeah, but not.
[00:07:03]  It's weird.
[00:07:04]  It is weird.
[00:07:04]  It's weird.
[00:07:05]  She's so tiny.
[00:07:06]  She's little.
[00:07:06]  She looks that motherfucker Gendry, the guy who plays Gendry, that's a great actor, yo.
[00:07:11]  Yo, right?
[00:07:12]  Up front, like you're excited.
[00:07:14]  Like, even if, you know, she hits Gendry with the, she hits Gender with like, we might not make it through the night.
[00:07:20]  I'd be like, true, I gotta go find some pussy.
[00:07:22]  Yo, good luck with that weapon I made you.
[00:07:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:07:24]  I hope everything's good with that little Donatello staff.
[00:07:26]  You got that shit.
[00:07:28]  I saw a tweet that says something like Arya hit Gendry with the Carfax report.
[00:07:32]  Like, trying to get the whole sex history out of him.
[00:07:35]  That's right.
[00:07:36]  You think he was lying?
[00:07:37]  That was a body count.
[00:07:38]  Yo, why does he care?
[00:07:39]  It's like, okay, you get STD.
[00:07:40]  You did.
[00:07:41]  Yeah.
[00:07:42]  You worried about taking herpes into the fucking white walker realm?
[00:07:46]  They don't even have STDs back then.
[00:07:47]  Tyrion out here fucking everything.
[00:07:48]  He's been fine.
[00:07:49]  He looks like an STD.
[00:07:50]  What if this whole time he was just a wart on Jamie?
[00:07:55]  Wasn't even a real character.
[00:07:57]  That's why he's only good when he's around Jamie.
[00:07:58]  Exactly.
[00:07:59]  It's the only thing he's useful for.
[00:08:02]  There's this.
[00:08:03]  Okay, so here's the thing with the episode.
[00:08:05]  I want you to go get into it, but here's the thing about the episode.
[00:08:08]  Okay.
[00:08:10]  Every episode is going to be excellent.
[00:08:12]  It's going to be fun.
[00:08:12]  It's going to be great.
[00:08:13]  This to me, I really sincerely hope is the only social justice warrior episode of the season.
[00:08:22]  Because it was non-fucking stop progressive nonsense.
[00:08:29]  Knighting Brienne.
[00:08:30]  Oh, let's start.
[00:08:31]  That's a great one.
[00:08:32]  So Brianne gets knighted.
[00:08:33]  Okay.
[00:08:34]  Let me tell you, let me tell you.
[00:08:34]  Sir Brienne.
[00:08:35]  Dude, that fucking was a bar over and over again.
[00:08:38]  Okay.
[00:08:39]  So let's just go through the imagery, right?
[00:08:41]  The men are going up to Sir Davos.
[00:08:44]  I'm not a warrior.
[00:08:46]  The grown-ass men.
[00:08:47]  I don't know how to fight.
[00:08:48]  Right?
[00:08:48]  And Davos was like, I've been in these situations before and you can do it.
[00:08:52]  And he takes his porridge and he's shaking.
[00:08:54]  He's walking away.
[00:08:55]  And then some fucking three-year-old girl comes up with a fucking scarred face.
[00:08:59]  It was like the mini mountain.
[00:09:00]  And she was like, I'll find you.
[00:09:02]  I'll do it.
[00:09:02]  I want to fight.
[00:09:03]  Will you please protect the bear?
[00:09:05]  Okay, I'll protect the crypt or whatever.
[00:09:06]  Okay.
[00:09:08]  Black people still not accepted at Winterfell.
[00:09:10]  Yeah.
[00:09:10]  If the Walking Dead are coming, nobody cares if you're black.
[00:09:13]  Yeah, I was like, this is possibly because they're black, right?
[00:09:16]  Bro.
[00:09:17]  Also, how do you not just lie and say you're not from Castle Black?
[00:09:20]  Like, that's what I would say.
[00:09:21]  I'd be like, yeah, this is what happens when you go there.
[00:09:23]  Everybody changes.
[00:09:24]  Except Jon Snow, but that was because he died and came back.
[00:09:27]  But so the black people still aren't accepted.
[00:09:30]  Obviously, Brianne becomes the knight.
[00:09:33]  Arya owns her sexuality.
[00:09:34]  If you notice the Arya scene, right?
[00:09:37]  She's taking control.
[00:09:38]  I want to have sex.
[00:09:40]  I want to do it before I die.
[00:09:42]  You know, it's really.
[00:09:43]  You're ruining the episode for me right now.
[00:09:44]  Oh, let me continue.
[00:09:48]  And they called the midget the most intelligent.
[00:09:50]  So it's like, you have, like, yeah, we always knew that Tyrion was smart, but it was like laid in.
[00:09:55]  Yeah, heavy-handed.
[00:09:56]  Heavy-handed.
[00:09:58]  And so I have two theories.
[00:10:00]  One, is this what happens when the troll isn't writing it anymore and HBO is writing it?
[00:10:06]  What's the guy's name?
[00:10:07]  George R. Martin.
[00:10:08]  Yeah, yeah, George R. Martin, right?
[00:10:09]  I think he hadn't been writing it for a long time, the troll.
[00:10:11]  No, the troll stopped writing last season.
[00:10:13]  I think this is the first season without the troll.
[00:10:16]  The whole season is troll.
[00:10:17]  Yeah, the lawn gnome stopped writing, right?
[00:10:20]  I don't think he wrote this season or last season.
[00:10:22]  I don't think the fucking Expedia Lawn Gnome.
[00:10:25]  Yeah.
[00:10:25]  You think the Expedia Lawn Gnome wrote season seven?
[00:10:28]  Or are you just talking about the actual guy who wrote the books?
[00:10:31]  I'm talking about the homeless guy with the Wikipedia with no WikiLeaks beard.
[00:10:36]  The Grim Screen.
[00:10:37]  Yeah, the guy who wrote the books.
[00:10:38]  Yeah.
[00:10:39]  What is his name again?
[00:10:40]  He stopped writing two seasons.
[00:10:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:10:42]  It's like two, two and a half.
[00:10:43]  He's fucking bloated cod.
[00:10:49]  But for real, he didn't write this season.
[00:10:51]  And he didn't write last season or just this one.
[00:10:52]  So he actually, he doesn't write it the scripts, but they just based the scripts off the books.
[00:10:57]  One second, one second.
[00:10:58]  So they've started.
[00:11:00]  But there is no more books to base the scripts off.
[00:11:02]  Right.
[00:11:03]  And that ended last season or this season?
[00:11:05]  Last season.
[00:11:06]  Last season.
[00:11:06]  100% sure.
[00:11:07]  Yeah.
[00:11:08]  Okay, fine.
[00:11:08]  So maybe it's been getting a little bit more progressive without him.
[00:11:12]  So I'll argue your point.
[00:11:15]  I didn't pick up, but that was a good observation on like the bull, like the girl, the young girl, the score on her face.
[00:11:19]  I thought the Brianne thing was just...
[00:11:21]  I thought that was just kind of like for she's a fan favorite.
[00:11:26]  It was sentimental.
[00:11:27]  The Arya thing was gross.
[00:11:31]  I mean, but you picked it last week.
[00:11:32]  You knew it was happening when last week.
[00:11:34]  Yeah, you know what?
[00:11:35]  You saw them flirting.
[00:11:36]  So you were like, I think they thought that the fans would want to see Arya.
[00:11:42]  Nobody wanted to see this.
[00:11:42]  This is Arya now really grown up.
[00:11:44]  Massive miscalculation.
[00:11:45]  If they think the fans wanted to see that, huge miscalculation.
[00:11:49]  You had a white person running those numbers.
[00:11:50]  Gendry, I thought she handed like a paper for Gendry to make the Dragon Glass dildo.
[00:11:57]  Did we talk about this last night?
[00:11:58]  Because it looked, you didn't know size, right?
[00:12:01]  When you just saw the paper, and I was like, oh, she's trying to get off before this shit is over, right?
[00:12:05]  And then I found out that Gendry is the Dragon Glass to dildo.
[00:12:09]  Right.
[00:12:09]  And he is.
[00:12:11]  I think it might just be coincidence to have it all happened.
[00:12:14]  But she wants a staff made.
[00:12:17]  You know what's funny, though?
[00:12:18]  No, I'm just talking about the whole social justice thing.
[00:12:21]  I don't think they were like, we want her to.
[00:12:24]  I don't think they were trying to prove it.
[00:12:26]  It might have been.
[00:12:26]  It's just a lot in one episode.
[00:12:28]  My feeling is.
[00:12:29]  But I want to get to that.
[00:12:30]  This is my feeling.
[00:12:32]  I'm hoping, and this is me because I love this show and I'm giving best case scenario.
[00:12:37]  I'm hoping they're getting it out of the way so it can be absolute mayhem and carnage for the next four episodes.
[00:12:43]  Ooh, interesting theory.
[00:12:44]  All right.
[00:12:44]  Hold on.
[00:12:45]  Hold on.
[00:12:45]  Yes.
[00:12:47]  Half the cast is dying next week.
[00:12:50]  Thanks.
[00:12:51]  Like everything.
[00:12:51]  It's about to go out.
[00:12:52]  Everything that I was like, oh, let's hope it's those minorities.
[00:12:56]  Yo, interesting theory.
[00:12:58]  What about all the people in Winnifol walking around?
[00:13:00]  It feels a little bit safer now, doesn't it?
[00:13:03]  It's a bit different than neighbor.
[00:13:05]  I'm 17 white walkers right now.
[00:13:07]  Zombies everywhere.
[00:13:08]  Yeah, but those ones with the curly hands are going out of the castle.
[00:13:14]  Okay, let me ask you this, though.
[00:13:16]  You think they're making a social justice where?
[00:13:17]  I just bought a house in this neighborhood.
[00:13:21]  I just bought a house.
[00:13:22]  I invested all my money.
[00:13:25]  And they're coming in here with their horses.
[00:13:30]  Yo, do you think they're doing social justice because they're about to kill off mad women and black people?
[00:13:34]  That's what I was saying.
[00:13:35]  Maybe they're setting it up for the next four episodes.
[00:13:39]  Yeah, because we all thought Daenerys coming for the throne.
[00:13:42]  We all thought maybe if he's not Daenerys, it could be sensitive.
[00:13:44]  What if they're just like, look, we're killing off all these hoes.
[00:13:47]  It's going to be Jonathan as a king or some other dude as a king.
[00:13:50]  And let's just make it not seem like that at all.
[00:13:52]  Yeah, let's get our goodwill in.
[00:13:54]  Yeah.
[00:13:54]  And I'm speaking specifically about Daenerys because we've got to go.
[00:13:56]  Oh, she's gone.
[00:13:57]  She's gone.
[00:13:58]  They were definitely trying to get Fantasy Goodwill.
[00:14:00]  Whether it was social justice, Goodwill, maybe.
[00:14:02]  Maybe you see that you look through that lens way differently than I look at.
[00:14:05]  I think that it's.
[00:14:06]  I think, and look, they could be doing without even knowing.
[00:14:09]  Sure.
[00:14:10]  Right?
[00:14:10]  You could have a bunch of people and writers.
[00:14:12]  This shows them so fucked up.
[00:14:13]  It's up to women.
[00:14:15]  But I don't know.
[00:14:15]  That's why we love it.
[00:14:16]  So you could have a situation where you have people in the writer's room, right?
[00:14:26]  And they know the stakes of this season and they know the whole world is watching.
[00:14:30]  That's very true.
[00:14:32]  And they start thinking, oh, we need to check off some boxes.
[00:14:35]  And I think that's what it is.
[00:14:36]  And I think execs come in in those moments and they go, okay, we want to make sure that we have to.
[00:14:43]  Get ahead of that you killed the women.
[00:14:44]  Exactly.
[00:14:44]  So the rest of the season, this is me hoping they could go back to regular Game of Thrones.
[00:14:50]  Anybody could get it because Game of Thrones is progressive in that regard.
[00:14:52]  Like everybody gets raped.
[00:14:53]  Everybody gets their dick cut off.
[00:14:55]  Everybody gets fucked over.
[00:14:56]  Everybody gets killed.
[00:14:57]  There's no one group that's all right.
[00:14:59]  Matter of fact, the only group that's all right are the people that are the most evil.
[00:15:03]  Being an evil piece of shit is what keeps you alive from Weseros, right?
[00:15:06]  So I'm hoping they get ahead of the backlash, like you said.
[00:15:09]  Now Twitter can't say, why do they have this happen?
[00:15:12]  We just made women a knight.
[00:15:13]  Yeah.

=== History Written By Winners (07:32) ===

[00:15:14]  Right.
[00:15:14]  Why are you saying the midget?
[00:15:15]  We just said the midget's the smartest person.
[00:15:18]  So this is just, hey, let's get all the shit out because we have four episodes and we're about to run a gambit.
[00:15:23]  Yeah, I was thinking, and I didn't pick up on social justice, but I wrote in my phone.
[00:15:27]  This episode is too emotional, like Lovey-Dovey.
[00:15:30]  It's too much, it's too many good feelings.
[00:15:32]  And then I thought maybe they're just making it good.
[00:15:35]  It's going to hurt more when people die.
[00:15:37]  Hey, everybody.
[00:15:38]  Go, go, go.
[00:15:39]  I don't know if this is factual.
[00:15:40]  Wait, are you responding to that?
[00:15:41]  Because I want to respond to that.
[00:15:42]  Yeah.
[00:15:43]  Go, go.
[00:15:43]  I don't know this, like, next episode, it's nothing but a battle.
[00:15:47]  It's allegedly the longest battle ever filmed.
[00:15:51]  This is the $30 million battle or whatever it was.
[00:15:53]  Yes, yes, How long?
[00:15:56]  It's going to be like three episodes?
[00:15:58]  It's going to be a little over an hour.
[00:15:59]  No, no, the whole episode is the battle.
[00:16:01]  Next episode three is nothing but the battle.
[00:16:03]  And that's after the battles are just going to wrap up the rest of this?
[00:16:06]  Oh, no, no.
[00:16:07]  So after the battle, remember, you still got Cersei.
[00:16:09]  That's the sacrifice.
[00:16:10]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:16:10]  Cersei got her army.
[00:16:12]  Her army got to come to Cersei.
[00:16:13]  You still got the Ironborn.
[00:16:15]  Shorty's going to the Ironborn, the Iron Islands to run that.
[00:16:18]  I did not see this coming.
[00:16:19]  I did not think.
[00:16:20]  I thought the end would be the fucking White Walkers.
[00:16:23]  To think there's episodes out there.
[00:16:24]  No, no, we don't know.
[00:16:25]  We don't know.
[00:16:25]  We don't know.
[00:16:26]  Next episode will be 60 minutes.
[00:16:27]  Okay.
[00:16:27]  So next one, we have a 60-minute episode.
[00:16:29]  Okay, it's fine.
[00:16:30]  We're definitely getting a battle at Winterfell next episode.
[00:16:32]  That's all next episode.
[00:16:34]  That's it.
[00:16:34]  Okay, so that's going to be wild.
[00:16:36]  Now, I completely agree with you.
[00:16:38]  So this was the more than one second.
[00:16:40]  One second.
[00:16:40]  So I completely agree with you.
[00:16:42]  If you are building up the bonds, right?
[00:16:48]  The more connective tissue that exists between all these characters, the more friendly.
[00:16:53]  I mean, if you notice in this episode, what is this episode all about?
[00:16:55]  Forgiveness.
[00:16:56]  Forgiveness.
[00:16:57]  The whole episode is forgiveness, right?
[00:16:59]  Literally, everybody there killed everybody's mom.
[00:17:01]  Right.
[00:17:02]  Right?
[00:17:02]  Everybody there that's in Winterfell right now had murdered somebody.
[00:17:07]  I mean, there's no question, there's a reason why it came out on Easter, right?
[00:17:10]  Oh, shit.
[00:17:11]  Like, hello.
[00:17:13]  Right?
[00:17:13]  Like, hey, I came back.
[00:17:14]  I'm picking up on this.
[00:17:15]  Yeah, I know.
[00:17:16]  That was a good catch.
[00:17:16]  I didn't catch you.
[00:17:17]  Of course.
[00:17:18]  I'd be forgetting this Easter.
[00:17:19]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:17:19]  I just put that shit together right now.
[00:17:21]  You boycotted.
[00:17:23]  So, so the idea that on Easter you have this massive forgiveness episode and you have Jesus coming back like I see what y'all did.
[00:17:31]  Y'all fuck with me.
[00:17:32]  You know, fuck me, but I forgive y'all.
[00:17:33]  Y'all don't even know what you do.
[00:17:35]  Literally, everyone there.
[00:17:36]  Jamie came back.
[00:17:37]  They're like, yo, you killed that.
[00:17:38]  You killed our people.
[00:17:39]  My bad.
[00:17:39]  All right, you're good.
[00:17:41]  Right?
[00:17:42]  Who else pulled up on him?
[00:17:44]  Sansa and R and Danny squashed their beef.
[00:17:47]  Kind of.
[00:17:48]  Tyrion got forgiven by Danny.
[00:17:50]  Yes.
[00:17:51]  You made a mistake.
[00:17:51]  Oh, that's right.
[00:17:52]  Tyrion forgave Danny.
[00:17:54]  Bran kind of forgive me.
[00:17:55]  Bran forgave Jamie.
[00:17:57]  Bran don't give a fuck.
[00:17:58]  No.
[00:17:58]  He really don't.
[00:17:59]  But it was interesting is he started to kind of have a conversation.
[00:18:01]  No, he finally said things with, yeah, he showed a little personality, but he started to have a conversation with Tyrion a little bit.
[00:18:10]  Did you notice that?
[00:18:11]  For the first time, he wasn't just staring into space.
[00:18:13]  He was like, he's like, it's a long story.
[00:18:15]  And he's like, well, if only we were trapped in a castle with an impending war.
[00:18:19]  Like, he's finally going to tell.
[00:18:20]  I'm sure he told Tyrion the whole story of everything that happened on the last eight, seven seasons.
[00:18:24]  Yes.
[00:18:25]  But not even just that.
[00:18:27]  Even when they're in the meeting, he said, like.
[00:18:29]  Well, beyond the last eight seasons, I think he's going to tell Tyrion what he knows.
[00:18:32]  Because he knows, for all we know, everything.
[00:18:35]  And nobody knows what he knows.
[00:18:36]  And maybe he can tell Tyrion.
[00:18:37]  They spoke about this, right?
[00:18:40]  And it was a really cool scene where they spoke about what the third three-eyed raven is.
[00:18:47]  And I've been trying to understand that for the last episode that we watched this and for the last seven fucking seasons.
[00:18:53]  This whole shit.
[00:18:53]  Right.
[00:18:54]  And anytime I asked, I'd asked Haney.
[00:18:56]  I'd ask, you know, Marco, I'd ask, I'd ask what nobody knew because you know just as much as I did.
[00:19:02]  Absolutely nothing.
[00:19:02]  We learned this episode that the three-eyed raven is history.
[00:19:06]  So he is the citadel or not the citadel, whatever that library was.
[00:19:10]  Oh, the citadel.
[00:19:11]  Yeah.
[00:19:12]  The citadel.
[00:19:12]  He is the recollection of everything that has happened in the past from the beginning of time.
[00:19:18]  And he owns that.
[00:19:19]  And that was why, like, that moment where he goes, all right, well, what happens if you kill the Knight's King?
[00:19:24]  Whatever.
[00:19:25]  And then they go, nobody's tried.
[00:19:26]  He knows no one's tried.
[00:19:28]  Right.
[00:19:28]  From the beginning of history.
[00:19:30]  He knows no one tried.
[00:19:30]  And that's why he's no longer brand.
[00:19:32]  So he doesn't care about Bran.
[00:19:33]  He just is in this brand's body.
[00:19:35]  But he is literally the walking representation of history.
[00:19:38]  And what happens when you eliminate history?
[00:19:41]  You eliminate the people.
[00:19:45]  It's over.
[00:19:45]  So then that's when Sam has, that's the long night.
[00:19:48]  He wants the long night.
[00:19:49]  The long night is what happens when you die.
[00:19:50]  So he's trying to kill him.
[00:19:51]  Okay, okay.
[00:19:52]  Right?
[00:19:52]  So they want to kill.
[00:19:53]  If you kill Bran, there's no recollection of anything that happened with people.
[00:19:57]  Bran is the Night King for humans.
[00:19:59]  Because if you kill the Night King, all of them are gone.
[00:20:01]  Sure.
[00:20:01]  If you kill Bran, all of them are gone.
[00:20:03]  Neo Matrix.
[00:20:04]  Yeah.
[00:20:04]  You know, dynamic with Agent Smith, right?
[00:20:06]  You know, good and bad, whatever, yin-yang.
[00:20:09]  But it was an interesting thing.
[00:20:10]  So it's like, you got to protect Bran at all costs, but the only way you could take out homeboy is if you use Bran.
[00:20:15]  Yeah.
[00:20:15]  Bran is the only thing worthy enough to expose, to get homeboy out of hiding.
[00:20:19]  Yes.
[00:20:20]  Yes.
[00:20:20]  Yes, exactly.
[00:20:21]  Because he got a chance to take out Brand and he wins no matter what.
[00:20:24]  Right.
[00:20:25]  And why does it have to be him that kills Brant?
[00:20:28]  Why can't it just be anybody can.
[00:20:31]  Anybody can.
[00:20:32]  Okay.
[00:20:32]  But I'm assuming that he's like, look, they're going to protect this motherfucker.
[00:20:36]  Yeah.
[00:20:37]  So it's going to take some real boss, not some zombie to get him out of there.
[00:20:41]  But it is a great idea about history, about how history can be wiped away.
[00:20:45]  And this is the only person that remembers it.
[00:20:46]  Yeah.
[00:20:47]  You know, and I wonder if there's like a metaphor for what's going on now.
[00:20:49]  It's like, there was a time where all that was remembered was what we remembered and what we passed on.
[00:20:56]  We're talking about pre-printing press, pre-anything.
[00:20:58]  Like pre-printing press fucked the game up, yo.
[00:21:02]  Yeah.
[00:21:02]  Before that, it was just, you know, my dad was the greatest dad.
[00:21:06]  Right?
[00:21:07]  And you were like, really?
[00:21:08]  He's like, yeah, he was 6'7, and he used to beat Cyclopses down.
[00:21:11]  And you were like, are you sure?
[00:21:13]  It's like, yeah, I saw it.
[00:21:14]  You know?
[00:21:15]  You just had to say, I saw it, right?
[00:21:17]  And then the printing press came out.
[00:21:18]  He was like, yo, your dad's 5'8.
[00:21:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:20]  He runs like a 6L40.
[00:21:21]  Like, he's a piece of shit.
[00:21:22]  He's garbage.
[00:21:22]  Nobody's picking him up.
[00:21:24]  Which is why so many cultures are not remembered, but like, not to boost my own culture, like Egyptians are remembered because they had their own printing press.
[00:21:31]  The fucking library, baby.
[00:21:33]  They had hieroglyphics on the walls and everything like that.
[00:21:34]  So any culture that documented things in whatever language they were, whatever in, those cultures are remembered.
[00:21:41]  I'm sure there was fucking thousands of other cultures that were just like, we don't know none of them.
[00:21:45]  100%.
[00:21:46]  And two things about that, to that exact point, Hanny, right?
[00:21:49]  History is written by the winners.
[00:21:53]  And what is this war about?
[00:21:56]  This war is about history.
[00:21:58]  If they lose, there is no more history.
[00:22:00]  Right.
[00:22:01]  Because when you lose a war, there is no history.
[00:22:04]  We're talking about tribal people.
[00:22:05]  How many tribes were there at that time?
[00:22:07]  That's why Sam said, oh, this is real death.
[00:22:09]  This is real death.
[00:22:10]  Real death.
[00:22:11]  It's just like you would die.
[00:22:12]  This is game over.
[00:22:13]  Real death.
[00:22:14]  We're all no longer a part of.
[00:22:16]  Sure.
[00:22:17]  Think about how many, to make it more fucked up.
[00:22:20]  Think about how many Native American tribes there were that we don't even know about.
[00:22:23]  Little tribes.
[00:22:24]  150 people.
[00:22:25]  Right.
[00:22:26]  Maybe some white people, maybe some other natives just wiped them out.
[00:22:28]  And those never existed anymore.
[00:22:31]  Yeah.
[00:22:31]  There's no history of them.
[00:22:33]  Right.
[00:22:33]  Their fucking brand was taken out.
[00:22:35]  Yeah.
[00:22:35]  Yeah.
[00:22:36]  Like, that's what we're looking at.
[00:22:37]  They didn't have a brand.
[00:22:38]  They didn't even fucking have a brand.
[00:22:40]  Yeah.
[00:22:40]  They literally just had passing on fucking stories.
[00:22:45]  All right.
[00:22:46]  Cool episode.

=== Real Death Game Over (04:36) ===

[00:22:47]  Just some corny shit.
[00:22:48]  But I think Akash's point about they're just building up how much fun these guys are.
[00:22:52]  Everybody forgave everybody.
[00:22:54]  Jamie and Brianne, you got like this love thing going on.
[00:22:57]  Like, I'm wondering, I'm like, do they love each other?
[00:23:00]  Yeah, like, I'm like, oh, are they going to try to fuck?
[00:23:02]  And Torman's there.
[00:23:03]  And Tormy's trying to fuck.
[00:23:04]  Son, Torman is so goddamn funny.
[00:23:07]  This guy killed it.
[00:23:08]  He's the best guy.
[00:23:09]  He's the best.
[00:23:10]  So for anybody, listen, Torman is the redhead.
[00:23:12]  Yeah.
[00:23:12]  And he fucking bodied this episode.
[00:23:16]  He's so good.
[00:23:16]  Every line.
[00:23:17]  Yeah.
[00:23:18]  Do you guys remember Zach Galfanakas in the first hangover?
[00:23:20]  Yes.
[00:23:20]  Remember scene stealing.
[00:23:21]  So funny.
[00:23:22]  So funny.
[00:23:23]  Like, every single fucking retard.
[00:23:26]  He was a retard.
[00:23:27]  Wimbit.
[00:23:28]  Is that a line from?
[00:23:29]  Yeah, he said, like, Rainman was good at cards and he was a retard.
[00:23:32]  Like, just pronouncing it like that.
[00:23:34]  Like, everything was just funny.
[00:23:36]  Fucking Torman, man.
[00:23:38]  Every scene just crushed it.
[00:23:41]  I suckled on her name.
[00:23:43]  Yeah.
[00:23:44]  Giant smoke.
[00:23:45]  That's how I got so strong.
[00:23:47]  And then he drinks out of the fucking dying.
[00:23:49]  Like, I was like, literally laughing.
[00:23:50]  Like, he's just dripping down his chin.
[00:23:52]  Yeah.
[00:23:53]  Everything.
[00:23:54]  Whenever he looks at Brianne in that low sexual way, it's so funny.
[00:23:58]  It's hilarious.
[00:23:58]  So funny.
[00:23:59]  And it's so, it's like super objectifying.
[00:24:02]  And then all of a sudden he says something like, I would make you a knight 10 times over.
[00:24:06]  Oh, you've got a good heart.
[00:24:08]  Yeah, but he's saying it also, I would fuck you all night.
[00:24:11]  He's not saying I'll make you a night.
[00:24:12]  He's saying, I'll fuck you all.
[00:24:13]  I'll show you the long night.
[00:24:14]  So yeah, he takes the he's great, man.
[00:24:18]  He takes the PC thing and still makes it sexual.
[00:24:20]  Sexual likable.
[00:24:21]  Like, I think one of the things about this show that is so fucking good.
[00:24:25]  And I, and I wonder if we'll have like a long conversation afterwards, like after it's done about it, is like in the most politically correct time in history, right?
[00:24:34]  You have the most politically incorrect show, right?
[00:24:37]  And it just goes to show you: if you like a person, they can get away with anything.
[00:24:44]  Right.
[00:24:45]  Literally anything.
[00:24:48]  We feel bad for Jamie.
[00:24:49]  And he fucked his sister and his kids.
[00:24:52]  His sister shoved a child out of a window.
[00:24:54]  Do it get out the window.
[00:24:56]  He captured the most beloved character in season one.
[00:24:59]  Like, he was the complete villain.
[00:25:03]  As soon as he has one emotional scene in a fucking bathtub with Brienne, we're like, you know what?
[00:25:07]  Not so bad of a guy.
[00:25:09]  Bro, how can we forgive Jamie, but not someone's tweet from 10 years ago?
[00:25:13]  Right.
[00:25:16]  Some high school kid tweeted something stupid, right?
[00:25:19]  When they're 14 years old, and now they're applying for the draft, or now they're on a hit TV show or some shit.
[00:25:25]  We're like, how could they fucking do it?
[00:25:26]  And Jamie's just murdering kids.
[00:25:28]  And we're like, yeah, but he's sweet now.
[00:25:29]  He's changed.
[00:25:30]  We let characters in TV and film change.
[00:25:34]  You think there was a lesson real quick?
[00:25:35]  Sorry.
[00:25:35]  Go, In brands, like, if you didn't show me out of that window, I wouldn't be the three-eyed raven.
[00:25:40]  If you didn't show me out of the window, you wouldn't be where you are today.
[00:25:42]  Is there some kind of message toward people?
[00:25:44]  Like, everything brought you to a place for a reason.
[00:25:47]  Don't regret anything.
[00:25:48]  There are no.
[00:25:49]  Ooh.
[00:25:49]  You think that was a message.
[00:25:51]  That in the moment hit me.
[00:25:52]  Like, are they trying to tell us something?
[00:25:54]  Yeah, it's like everything in your life has aided your trip here.
[00:25:58]  Yeah.
[00:25:58]  There's that, there's that dope-ass Ted Bundy quote.
[00:26:02]  He said it in the Bundy tapes.
[00:26:06]  Alex don't like it.
[00:26:06]  I love it.
[00:26:07]  But he was talking to you.
[00:26:08]  I actually like this Ted Bundy a little too much.
[00:26:10]  Yeah, he brought it up on Flagrant 2 and I tried to hate on it, but it's a bar.
[00:26:13]  Oh, it did bring up.
[00:26:14]  I think I knew I said it to him.
[00:26:16]  The quote was: he was basically talking about himself, but the way they get Ted Bundy to talk about himself is to talk about a hypothetical person that did the murder.
[00:26:25]  So he goes, when we're speaking about something like this, we can't speak about who they are now.
[00:26:30]  We have to speak about how they became this person.
[00:26:32]  And then he goes, much like the water at the end of a river that opens up into the ocean, that water is not the water that's at the end of the river.
[00:26:40]  That water is the water that's gone through that entire river and that entire stream all the way back up to the top of the mountain.
[00:26:47]  Saying that you are the series and culmination of every event in your life.
[00:26:51]  Right?
[00:26:52]  And then he murdered women.
[00:26:56]  Basically, what you're saying is, we can forgive Ted Bundy.
[00:27:00]  Basically, what you're saying.
[00:27:01]  No, the whole point is, to sum it up, is let that hurt go.
[00:27:06]  Or, or, like, that fucked up thing that you did to me is what it took for you to get to this good place in your life.
[00:27:12]  Losing your wrist is what it took to humble you enough to be here.
[00:27:16]  And it's what it took for me to get here.
[00:27:18]  So, how can I resent you?
[00:27:20]  Now, I would, because I'd rather be walking to the three-eyed raven than any fucking shit.

=== Let That Hurt Go (14:35) ===

[00:27:23]  Imagine you knew everything that happened in history.
[00:27:25]  Yeah.
[00:27:25]  Like, you're a lot of pressure.
[00:27:26]  But he's the only hope to save humanity.
[00:27:29]  So, like, true.
[00:27:30]  So, he's no longer.
[00:27:31]  Maybe he's blocking out him being himself because he knows every time his parents fucked.
[00:27:35]  Like, every single time he knows exactly how it went down.
[00:27:40]  Oh, wasn't that fucking crazy, though, when he said the line?
[00:27:42]  Bars.
[00:27:43]  You know, the things you do for love.
[00:27:44]  I wouldn't have remembered if they didn't play it in the previous episodes.
[00:27:47]  That was a hard bar.
[00:27:48]  That was a fun ball.
[00:27:50]  Hot bar.
[00:27:51]  Can we acknowledge one thing also?
[00:27:53]  Last episode, Cersei, women thought Cersei had a bar.
[00:28:00]  Right?
[00:28:00]  Yeah.
[00:28:00]  Cersei says to Bam Margera, that's what he calls the.
[00:28:07]  So last.
[00:28:09]  Bam Bam.
[00:28:10]  Lil Bam.
[00:28:11]  Bam Bam's the baby on the Flintstones.
[00:28:12]  That's why it's funny.
[00:28:13]  No, Bam Margera, you know, Flintstones.
[00:28:15]  I know, but also Bam Bam is the baby Flintstones.
[00:28:17]  So since he a baby size, so he goes, so Cersei says to Bam Bargera last episode, if you want a whore, pay for one.
[00:28:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:28:30]  If you want a queen, earn her, earn her, right?
[00:28:33]  And then girls were going crazy.
[00:28:34]  They were tweeting it.
[00:28:35]  That was their bio, et cetera, right?
[00:28:38]  Dumbass hoes.
[00:28:39]  Right.
[00:28:40]  Now, what they don't realize is, right, is that 30 seconds later, she fucked him.
[00:28:48]  So the real saying is: if you want a queen, just wait 30 seconds for that dumbass bitch to change her mind and then she'll give you that pussy anyway.
[00:28:57]  There's nothing empowering about that quote whatsoever.
[00:29:00]  But she's playing him for ships, though, right?
[00:29:02]  Of course she is, but the way girls put it up is, you know, use it quick.
[00:29:05]  It's like if a girl wants to wait, make me wait 30 seconds and give me some pussy.
[00:29:08]  It's like, you got me.
[00:29:10]  You think he gives a fuck?
[00:29:11]  You think Jeron really gives a fuck?
[00:29:14]  You're going to see some little blonde kid like, all right, boom, we got blonde kids.
[00:29:19]  Right?
[00:29:19]  Like, as long as it, you know, anyway.
[00:29:21]  Also, if you're trying to, if you're pregnant and you're trying to like switch the baby daddy on the, on paper, you know, you don't know how to lie sorry either.
[00:29:29]  It's a bad look if that's if that's who you're quoting.
[00:29:31]  Wait, wait, if you're she's banged him because she's trying to play.
[00:29:36]  Right?
[00:29:37]  She begged him.
[00:29:37]  She's trying to play him and because it's Jamie's kid, but she wants it.
[00:29:42]  She wants him to think it's going to be her kid.
[00:29:43]  Got it.
[00:29:44]  You know?
[00:29:44]  It's like these girls that fuck a busboy and then like quickly try to fuck a rapper.
[00:29:47]  Exactly.
[00:29:48]  It's like, no, it's yours, J. Cole.
[00:29:50]  No, I've been in the J. Cole Green Room.
[00:29:53]  Nothing but dudes.
[00:29:55]  That shit felt like Castle Black.
[00:29:58]  That's literally what a J. Cole Green Room is, is Castle Black.
[00:30:02]  All right.
[00:30:02]  Yeah.
[00:30:02]  Back to Bran.
[00:30:03]  Okay.
[00:30:04]  He said a really important line.
[00:30:06]  Okay.
[00:30:07]  When they talked about killing, Jamie's talking about After We Kill the Night King.
[00:30:12]  He says, How do you know?
[00:30:16]  I don't know.
[00:30:16]  He says, no, there is no afterwards.
[00:30:18]  He's like, afterwards, the fight, we'll go deal with certain.
[00:30:23]  And he says, there is no afterwards.
[00:30:24]  No, he said, how do you know there is an afterwards?
[00:30:27]  Jamie said, we'll deal with that something afterwards.
[00:30:29]  Yes, right.
[00:30:29]  And he goes, how do you know there is an afterwards?
[00:30:31]  Now, the reason that he doesn't know if there's an afterwards is because he only knows what happened before.
[00:30:40]  Right?
[00:30:40]  Not what happened.
[00:30:42]  I found it a little strange because up until this episode, they made the three-eyed Raven seem like he can see the future, the past, the present.
[00:30:51]  They made him seem like he can see everything.
[00:30:54]  I think he was really odd that all of a sudden now he can only just see the past.
[00:30:57]  That's a good point.
[00:30:58]  When did they show that he could see the future?
[00:31:01]  Like last season.
[00:31:02]  Like what?
[00:31:03]  Like even last episode when he is in a spot and somebody comes to him, he's like, oh, I know you're going to be here.
[00:31:10]  Like he'll say things like, oh, I knew this was going to happen.
[00:31:15]  But wait, wait, wait, ready?
[00:31:16]  You want to know why?
[00:31:18]  Because he knew on the way.
[00:31:22]  What do you mean?
[00:31:22]  Remember, Bran knows everything that has transpired before this very moment, right?
[00:31:29]  Okay.
[00:31:30]  Not just what has transpired in his surroundings, but everything that has transpired.
[00:31:34]  Real quick, let me get this out.
[00:31:36]  So everything that has transpired throughout all of Westeros.
[00:31:40]  Okay.
[00:31:41]  Of course, he knows Jamie's coming because he knows Jamie's on the way.
[00:31:45]  So, when Jamie shows up five seconds, like even the second book.
[00:31:50]  Exactly.
[00:31:50]  Jamie shows up in his mind.
[00:31:52]  He's like, What's Jamie up to?
[00:31:53]  Oh, he's on a ride.
[00:31:54]  Oh, he's coming up here.
[00:31:54]  All right, boom.
[00:31:55]  I'm going to see Jamie soon.
[00:31:56]  That's what the little things they would make him like, you need to tell John now.
[00:32:00]  Like when Sam, he's like, You need to tell John about who his real parents are now.
[00:32:04]  Now's the time.
[00:32:05]  That's good.
[00:32:06]  It's just like the way you are making him seem.
[00:32:08]  I'm not saying that he knows the future, but you are painting him as somebody who's like, He's like an oracle.
[00:32:14]  He knows.
[00:32:15]  Maybe he does know the future.
[00:32:16]  Google, Google that, Alex.
[00:32:17]  Go on.
[00:32:18]  I was also under the impression he could see the future.
[00:32:20]  And what led you to believe that?
[00:32:22]  Just things that have happened over the last two seasons.
[00:32:24]  And I don't care.
[00:32:25]  I'm drawing a blank on specific examples.
[00:32:28]  But going into the season, I thought, yeah, Brandon sees the future.
[00:32:31]  That's I'm not just making this up now.
[00:32:33]  Like, that was my thought for the past year that Brand can see the fucking future.
[00:32:37]  Some of it.
[00:32:38]  Maybe it was a big mystery, but it was, we were led to believe he was kind of all annoying.
[00:32:43]  So I think he knows he knows who's going to die next week.
[00:32:47]  I thought that too, but then that would imply that everybody's dead.
[00:32:51]  Yeah, so there's a quote from this is like 2017 where Brand says he can see what's happened and what's going to happen.
[00:32:58]  Okay.
[00:32:58]  That's a quote from his mouth.
[00:33:00]  Great producing, Alex.
[00:33:01]  Thank you.
[00:33:01]  Thank you.
[00:33:02]  That was good.
[00:33:03]  That was fucking sharp.
[00:33:04]  So it's like, that's why I'm like, eh, this is, I think they tried to fudge it a little bit for this episode.
[00:33:11]  They tried to fudge it a little bit for this episode just to create some suspense.
[00:33:15]  Because if he was Dr. Strange, then he already knows how this shit's going to end.
[00:33:21]  So why is Doctor Strange still fighting?
[00:33:24]  Because Dr. Strange knows that there's only one way out all the millions of ways.
[00:33:29]  And we got to go through all this to get there.
[00:33:31]  But can't you rewrite?
[00:33:33]  I think he thinks he can rewrite the future.
[00:33:36]  Maybe that was the whole purpose of the Hodor episode.
[00:33:41]  But I'm not sure.
[00:33:42]  Maybe confusing.
[00:33:43]  We need to figure out.
[00:33:44]  Do you think he was saying for everyone or just to Jamie?
[00:33:51]  That's what I didn't understand.
[00:33:52]  Is he saying, well, how do you know there's an afterwards?
[00:33:55]  For everyone?
[00:33:56]  Wow.
[00:33:56]  But he's saying it to Jamie.
[00:33:58]  Oh, Jamie's gone.
[00:33:59]  Jamie's gone.
[00:34:00]  Jamie's gone.
[00:34:00]  And he's going to die valiantly.
[00:34:02]  Yeah, of course.
[00:34:03]  He's going to die.
[00:34:05]  Yes.
[00:34:05]  It's going to be the most brave, like, humane way that you could possibly die.
[00:34:11]  Well, we're supposed to forgive him for pushing a kid out of a balcony.
[00:34:14]  Yeah.
[00:34:15]  Well, Bran already forgave him.
[00:34:16]  So in our minds, it's like, all right, he's already halfway there.
[00:34:18]  That's true.
[00:34:19]  Yeah.
[00:34:19]  Bran really threw the oop for him.
[00:34:21]  Yeah.
[00:34:21]  So he dies in this beautiful way.
[00:34:23]  Maybe he saves.
[00:34:24]  There's a few people who could potentially save Winterfell, right?
[00:34:30]  And these are the people who are indebted to Winterfell because of bad shit in the past.
[00:34:35]  You got Theon?
[00:34:36]  Theon.
[00:34:37]  That's who I was thinking.
[00:34:38]  Jamie.
[00:34:39]  Right.
[00:34:42]  John.
[00:34:44]  Interesting.
[00:34:45]  Why is he indebted?
[00:34:47]  He's not indebted, but I think he feels that it is his duty.
[00:34:52]  He is not driven by the throne.
[00:34:54]  He's driven by.
[00:34:55]  He's the purest character on this show.
[00:34:57]  Yes.
[00:34:57]  Him and Bran.
[00:34:58]  Yes.
[00:34:59]  But does he before we get into what John is going to do now?
[00:35:05]  Who else could potentially die saving Winterfell?
[00:35:10]  Danny?
[00:35:11]  I don't think so.
[00:35:13]  I want to look at it.
[00:35:14]  I want to look at it from a different way.
[00:35:15]  I think she's dying, but I don't think that she's doing it as a sacrifice.
[00:35:21]  I think Danny wants one fucking thing, and we're going to get to John and Danny in a second.
[00:35:25]  But like, who are these other characters that we basically think are dying next episode?
[00:35:29]  So think about whose storyline we're kind of tired of.
[00:35:33]  Had good closure tonight.
[00:35:35]  Oh, good, good, good.
[00:35:37]  Jamie got the brand redemption.
[00:35:39]  Jamie's gone.
[00:35:40]  Right?
[00:35:40]  Tyrion, not really.
[00:35:42]  We need you.
[00:35:45]  He's alive.
[00:35:45]  That's very worm.
[00:35:46]  This is good.
[00:35:48]  No worm and Theon.
[00:35:49]  Theon.
[00:35:49]  That's it.
[00:35:50]  He came back.
[00:35:50]  The Theon redemption is complete.
[00:35:52]  I'm glad they only.
[00:35:53]  Theon is out.
[00:35:54]  Theon's done.
[00:35:54]  Absolutely right.
[00:35:55]  He's fucking out.
[00:35:56]  But there was that moment with Sansa where she was crying, and I was like, wait a minute, are they having this beautiful.
[00:36:01]  I didn't get that.
[00:36:02]  I think it was like, you're finally back.
[00:36:04]  You, the guy I grew up with season one, you are back.
[00:36:07]  You are.
[00:36:08]  No, no, no.
[00:36:09]  It's what Akash was saying.
[00:36:11]  We needed someone for Sansa to lose.
[00:36:14]  Everybody's losing someone they love this next episode.
[00:36:17]  Well, here's where it's exposed to.
[00:36:18]  Real quick, real quick, right?
[00:36:19]  So it's like, we could probably set it up and go: who is, all right, who's Brianne losing?
[00:36:25]  Right.
[00:36:25]  Jamie.
[00:36:26]  Who's Sansa losing?
[00:36:28]  Reek or Theon.
[00:36:30]  Who is Tyrion losing?
[00:36:32]  He's also losing Jamie.
[00:36:34]  Yeah.
[00:36:35]  Oh, shit.
[00:36:36]  That's double whammy.
[00:36:37]  Jamie, like, we could probably go through every character.
[00:36:40]  Yes.
[00:36:41]  Question: Did Arya's, was there closure on Arya's scene?
[00:36:44]  She became a woman, got some dick.
[00:36:46]  That's it.
[00:36:46]  That's all she needed in reality.
[00:36:48]  Does Arya die next week?
[00:36:50]  What if she suddenly don't want to fight no more?
[00:36:51]  What if she's like, you know what?
[00:36:52]  You know what?
[00:36:53]  I'm good.
[00:36:54]  First of all, John got busted.
[00:36:55]  You're sore.
[00:36:56]  Why would you want to go into a war like completely?
[00:37:00]  With your faculty's all fucked up.
[00:37:02]  Yeah.
[00:37:02]  She got everybody on her list.
[00:37:04]  Say what?
[00:37:05]  The list that she has.
[00:37:06]  Did she get everybody?
[00:37:07]  No.
[00:37:08]  Remember, she said at one point this guy was on my list?
[00:37:10]  The hound?
[00:37:11]  Hey, can I say one thing?
[00:37:12]  No, the fire sword.
[00:37:13]  Fire sword.
[00:37:14]  Yeah, you said he's still, but then she also said what she's talking about.
[00:37:16]  But go on, what are you saying?
[00:37:17]  You said the hound is Derek Rose.
[00:37:19]  The hound?
[00:37:20]  That was a great thing.
[00:37:21]  I think the hound might be Jimmy Butler.
[00:37:23]  He's not really a good team player.
[00:37:25]  He's good as fuck.
[00:37:26]  You don't get along with nobody.
[00:37:28]  You're not sure if he actually makes you better.
[00:37:30]  But my man just, I just like this guy, man.
[00:37:33]  He does his own thing.
[00:37:34]  Yeah, you keep him around.
[00:37:35]  You're like, we're not going to kill you.
[00:37:37]  Like, you're too talented for us to get rid of.
[00:37:40]  But no one's going to hang out with you outside the logger.
[00:37:42]  He's not even that good at fighting.
[00:37:43]  His face is ugly, so you assume he's good.
[00:37:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:46]  Yeah, we did get beat up by a bitch.
[00:37:48]  Yeah, Brianne beats you up.
[00:37:49]  Anyway, I need to know what palmade Brianne uses because that hair hasn't been a single thread out of place for seven seasons straight.
[00:37:57]  Amazing, right?
[00:37:58]  Fantastic.
[00:37:59]  It's gorgeous.
[00:38:00]  Like Jared Leto and Fight Club.
[00:38:03]  I wanted to destroy something beautiful.
[00:38:05]  Well, it's been destroyed.
[00:38:07]  She's definitely an after Jared Leto.
[00:38:11]  Okay.
[00:38:13]  Okay, back to who we think.
[00:38:14]  But to his Theon points, though, Theon is old Theon would have gone out like a warrior.
[00:38:19]  Now that Theon is back in Sansa's eyes, this is the Theon I remember.
[00:38:23]  He'll go out like a warrior.
[00:38:24]  Protects Winterfell, he saves Winterfell.
[00:38:25]  Yeah.
[00:38:26]  Okay.
[00:38:27]  Winterfell saved.
[00:38:28]  Winterfell protected.
[00:38:30]  Who else going out?
[00:38:33]  We got three.
[00:38:34]  Danny.
[00:38:35]  Do Danny and John live?
[00:38:36]  So think about that room.
[00:38:38]  Yeah, yeah, let's go.
[00:38:39]  Torman.
[00:38:39]  Okay.
[00:38:40]  Who else in that room?
[00:38:41]  Tormin's living.
[00:38:42]  Torman and Brianne are living.
[00:38:45]  I think if Jamie goes, Torman and Brianne don't.
[00:38:50]  Why?
[00:38:50]  You think that's a love triangle?
[00:38:52]  One of them got to go.
[00:38:52]  I think that.
[00:38:53]  And I think it's like, I think for Jamie, it's just someone that he, it's the first person that wasn't indebted via family that he had like found love for.
[00:39:03]  Right.
[00:39:03]  Right.
[00:39:04]  And definitely the first woman outside of his sister.
[00:39:06]  Yeah.
[00:39:06]  So he just truly like he feels indebted to her.
[00:39:09]  I don't know if I don't think it's a romantic love.
[00:39:11]  Yeah, but we just said that everybody whose chapter got closed, they're going to go.
[00:39:15]  And Brianne's finally a knight.
[00:39:17]  Ooh.
[00:39:19]  That was my brother's predictions.
[00:39:20]  Brianne is gone.
[00:39:21]  Ooh, so wait a minute.
[00:39:23]  Good call.
[00:39:24]  Alex.
[00:39:25]  Good call, Al.
[00:39:25]  So here, now we flip it.
[00:39:28]  If Brianne goes, you know who doesn't go?
[00:39:30]  Jamie?
[00:39:31]  No, I think both of them go.
[00:39:33]  Nope.
[00:39:35]  This episode is going to be about loss and heartache, right?
[00:39:38]  So, in order for loss and heartache to happen, one person needs to live, and the other person they care more about than anything in the world has got to go.
[00:39:45]  Okay.
[00:39:45]  That's what Akash brought up in the fucking was genius.
[00:39:48]  That's why everybody's lovey-dovey, so they could break our goddamn hearts.
[00:39:52]  Because think about what they've done.
[00:39:53]  Think about what a large dose of heartache we need to feel anything on this show.
[00:39:57]  So, to win, that's listening.
[00:39:59]  We don't care about shit.
[00:40:00]  Like, they've upped the Morphe and whatever the saying is so high.
[00:40:04]  You gotta kill motherfuckers in the worst way for me to kill.
[00:40:06]  And you killed Jamie, we'd all be like, oh, yeah, we figured.
[00:40:10]  You gotta make us care so much now.
[00:40:12]  This is a show where all we've done is see people die that we liked.
[00:40:15]  We were seeing it like that.
[00:40:17]  One obvious question.
[00:40:17]  But real quick to that, real quick to that.
[00:40:21]  I think Brian's gonna have to kill White Walker, Jamie.
[00:40:26]  Oh, fuck.
[00:40:27]  I think Jamie gets turned or someone gets turned.
[00:40:30]  And I think that.
[00:40:31]  Because what about the whole philosophy of the sister has to kill the brother or some shit like that?
[00:40:36]  We've always thought this whole time either Jamie's gonna kill Cersei or Cersei's gonna kill Jamie.
[00:40:42]  Tyrion.
[00:40:43]  Tyrion kills Cersei.
[00:40:43]  Tyrion could still.
[00:40:45]  And that would, for a long time, that was the obvious assumption.
[00:40:49]  Assumption.
[00:40:49]  Sorry, but before.
[00:40:50]  And then people are like, oh, you know, low-key would be.
[00:40:52]  What'd you want to say?
[00:40:53]  Twist.
[00:40:54]  The obvious question is then: so, if one has to die, one has to live, who's living, John or Danny?
[00:41:00]  I don't think either of them died next episode.
[00:41:02]  But you're saying, hey, that's the ultimate way of doing it.
[00:41:04]  Well, they didn't end on a good note.
[00:41:06]  You want to fucking up the morphine?
[00:41:07]  No, no, no.
[00:41:08]  They didn't end on a good note.
[00:41:09]  That's it right there.
[00:41:10]  Remember, the only people who are going to die are strong bonds.
[00:41:14]  Does Danny and John?
[00:41:17]  Does Danny and John have a strong bond?
[00:41:19]  Not right now.
[00:41:20]  Danny.
[00:41:21]  No, no, no.
[00:41:22]  Hey, not at the end of the episode.
[00:41:23]  Danny, stop it.
[00:41:24]  Danny, please stop it.
[00:41:25]  They don't end up with you.
[00:41:25]  I'm not going to be able to do it.
[00:41:26]  You fight with your girl.
[00:41:27]  Like, that's it.
[00:41:27]  Like, you don't love her?
[00:41:28]  No, fuck that, bitch.
[00:41:30]  Fuck that, bitch.
[00:41:30]  She did.
[00:41:31]  First of all, that's your, it's your aunt.
[00:41:32]  Your aunt.
[00:41:34]  You know what's hysterical?
[00:41:35]  You know how power hungry this bitch is?
[00:41:37]  She finds out she fucked her nephew, and the first question is.
[00:41:40]  First thought is, you get the throat.
[00:41:43]  I just fucked my nephew.
[00:41:44]  She asked that last week.
[00:41:46]  What's going to be the first thing?
[00:41:47]  What's she saying?
[00:41:48]  The incest or the power?
[00:41:49]  Yeah.
[00:41:50]  Power.
[00:41:50]  She didn't even bring up the incest.
[00:41:52]  Of course.
[00:41:53]  She's a basketball wife.
[00:41:54]  They're setting her up to die, too.
[00:41:56]  I hope not.
[00:41:56]  100%.
[00:41:57]  You can argue that her storyline is done too.

=== Who Ends Up With Sansa (11:15) ===

[00:41:59]  She's like, wait.
[00:42:00]  Okay.
[00:42:00]  I'm not the actual right for Lord.
[00:42:02]  No, she's not.
[00:42:02]  Real quick, real quick.
[00:42:03]  Let's go back.
[00:42:04]  Let's go back.
[00:42:04]  Let's take a step back.
[00:42:05]  Okay.
[00:42:06]  So, again, strong bond.
[00:42:08]  One is being torn away.
[00:42:09]  That's the premise we're operating on.
[00:42:11]  Danny and John do not have a strong bond.
[00:42:13]  They don't have.
[00:42:14]  I would think their bond is possibly at its weakest that it's been in the last season and a half.
[00:42:20]  Right, because he said, by the way, my real name is.
[00:42:23]  Yeah, because she's upset right now.
[00:42:25]  Yo, by the way, I'm completely.
[00:42:26]  I'm completely different than who you thought I was.
[00:42:28]  When did the red wedding happen?
[00:42:29]  Can you acknowledge at least that it's lessened their bond?
[00:42:34]  Think about this.
[00:42:35]  Yeah, they got to rethink some things.
[00:42:36]  Okay, listen.
[00:42:37]  Are you going through something with your wife right now?
[00:42:40]  What is happening, right?
[00:42:42]  Like, bro, this is the most heavy-handed shit that they were doing.
[00:42:45]  He's sitting there in front of his mom.
[00:42:46]  He's basically trying to tell her, like, yo, we got the same mom.
[00:42:50]  Was it the same mom?
[00:42:51]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:42:52]  No.
[00:42:52]  No, it's her aunt.
[00:42:53]  No, it's her sister.
[00:42:54]  His dad is her brother.
[00:42:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:42:57]  Here's the thing: red wedding is like the fucking most brutal thing.
[00:42:59]  You remember how happy he was before that?
[00:43:02]  We thought they were forgiven for letting the snow marry or Stark marry somebody else and not the girl he was promised to.
[00:43:10]  It's this beautiful thing.
[00:43:12]  Oh, here's a beautiful solution.
[00:43:13]  They're not going to kill John or Danny while they're fighting.
[00:43:17]  They're going to be tight.
[00:43:19]  Danny going to forgive John.
[00:43:20]  He's going to say, you're the king, and then she's going to get it.
[00:43:23]  Or you're the king, and then he's going to get it.
[00:43:25]  Danny's going to be pregnant.
[00:43:26]  She's going to be pregnant.
[00:43:27]  Danny's going to be pregnant.
[00:43:28]  If he's pregnant, John, they're going to build it up.
[00:43:30]  If she could.
[00:43:30]  If you want John Goes.
[00:43:31]  No.
[00:43:32]  I think Danny's going to be pregnant, and I think that she could go.
[00:43:36]  They had done that before.
[00:43:38]  And I think John could make the decision that she got to go because this bitch is crazy.
[00:43:46]  Once he feels that Targaryen blood going, I think she's going to go, she might be crazy.
[00:43:50]  So I don't think she's out.
[00:43:51]  Now, here's something that I've noticed, right?
[00:43:56]  Maybe I'm seeing shit, but does Tyrion's hair not seem to be getting more blonde?
[00:44:06]  And that's the theory I heard today.
[00:44:08]  There's a patch of blonde in his beard.
[00:44:12]  I heard that theory today.
[00:44:13]  On one side of his face, there's a little patch of blonde.
[00:44:15]  And his hair on the top of his head is noticeably more blonde.
[00:44:19]  Can I say one more thing that someone brought up when they brought up this theory?
[00:44:22]  Yes.
[00:44:22]  And we'll lead them to the theory.
[00:44:24]  Tyrion kills five, what Tyrion Lannister or whatever, right?
[00:44:28]  The father, not the father.
[00:44:30]  What were the father's last night?
[00:44:30]  Tyrion Lannister?
[00:44:31]  Tyrion.
[00:44:31]  What?
[00:44:32]  My son.
[00:44:33]  Yeah, we spoke about that.
[00:44:34]  You were never my son.
[00:44:35]  So the theory is...
[00:44:36]  The mom fucked a Targaryen.
[00:44:38]  Yes.
[00:44:38]  Yes.
[00:44:39]  So, but what I'm wondering is, why is the hair becoming more blonde?
[00:44:46]  One.
[00:44:47]  Two, I mean, this could be very elaborate.
[00:44:50]  Has he been dying his hair to maintain, I don't know, some sort of connection to...
[00:44:56]  I mean, the Lannisters are blonde too, so why wouldn't he just let it be blonde?
[00:44:59]  Why is he becoming more blonde?
[00:45:01]  Or was it a fucking wardrobe?
[00:45:02]  They fucked up.
[00:45:05]  But I bet if we Google right now Tyrion's hair becoming more blonde.
[00:45:09]  There's no way they would do that on accident.
[00:45:11]  Right?
[00:45:12]  Everything is so meticulous on this show.
[00:45:14]  Yeah, especially some shit like that.
[00:45:17]  Yeah, I didn't even notice it, though.
[00:45:19]  Yeah, I didn't even notice the blonde thing.
[00:45:21]  I don't look at dudes like that.
[00:45:23]  You're missing out, fam.
[00:45:25]  It's a midget, no count.
[00:45:28]  It's only half gay.
[00:45:30]  So while you look that up, I got a prediction.
[00:45:33]  Okay.
[00:45:35]  I think Arya is, we're going to think she dies, but she's really going to do that face thing that she does as a walker.
[00:45:48]  Because she was asking the dude that she fucked a bunch of questions about walkers.
[00:45:53]  How do they smell?
[00:45:54]  What do they look like?
[00:45:55]  How do they act?
[00:45:56]  Because she's trying to get how they are so she can pretend to be a walker.
[00:46:01]  Yeah.
[00:46:01]  Oh, we're going to think she dies, but she's really going to be a white walker, that face thing that she does, and come back and maybe kill the.
[00:46:10]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:46:12]  She even says a line like, death has many faces.
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:17]  Oh, you know what?
[00:46:17]  I just realized?
[00:46:18]  Go ahead.
[00:46:19]  Death has many faces was the line, right?
[00:46:21]  She's throwing the dragon glass darts at the wood, and he's like, that looks like death.
[00:46:27]  And then she goes, death has many faces.
[00:46:30]  And all those faces that were inside that shit where she was were different dead people that she would put on and wear.
[00:46:35]  So maybe you're fucking right.
[00:46:37]  Maybe she's thinking.
[00:46:38]  Because once she said, how do they even smell?
[00:46:40]  I'm like, why are you asking so much?
[00:46:42]  Why couldn't she put on a face that looked 24 so when I looked at her test, I didn't feel like a fucking pedophile?
[00:46:47]  Bro, that shit was so uncomfortable, dude.
[00:46:49]  Now even thinking about it, now.
[00:46:51]  Do you know a name that's on her list still for sure?
[00:46:54]  I just thought of Cersei.
[00:46:55]  I just had that thought.
[00:46:57]  I just had that thought.
[00:46:58]  It won't be Tyrion or Jamie.
[00:47:00]  It'll be Arya in one of their faces.
[00:47:02]  I just had that thought.
[00:47:04]  I just had that thought.
[00:47:05]  Oh, that's bars, son.
[00:47:07]  That is bars.
[00:47:08]  Because we've been waiting on...
[00:47:10]  We forgot about that for years.
[00:47:12]  We forgot about that.
[00:47:13]  She's going to take Jamie's dead face next week.
[00:47:15]  Wait, She's going to end up killing fucking Cersei.
[00:47:18]  Wait, wait, Crazy.
[00:47:21]  Wait, wait.
[00:47:22]  Ready?
[00:47:23]  She kills Cersei, right?
[00:47:27]  Braun doesn't know.
[00:47:30]  Arya's still wearing the face of either Tyrion or Jamie.
[00:47:35]  He comes with the crossbow.
[00:47:37]  Braun kills Arya thinking it's Jamie.
[00:47:42]  Bran, Brandon.
[00:47:43]  Braun.
[00:47:44]  Braun was the comedic relief.
[00:47:45]  He's the guy who fought for Jamie.
[00:47:47]  Oh, fuck.
[00:47:48]  And he has agreed for the maester who's kind of crazy, who made the mountain into a zombie.
[00:47:56]  Well, we think he agreed.
[00:47:57]  He agreed to kill both Tyrion and Jamie if they make it out of the war.
[00:48:01]  Right, right, right.
[00:48:02]  So if this is true.
[00:48:05]  And Arya puts on the face of one of those dead, one of the dead brothers.
[00:48:08]  Fuck.
[00:48:09]  Right?
[00:48:10]  That would be fucked up.
[00:48:11]  I have another question for you.
[00:48:12]  Do you think we see him again?
[00:48:14]  Who?
[00:48:15]  Braun.
[00:48:15]  100%.
[00:48:16]  Do you think we see him again?
[00:48:17]  100%.
[00:48:18]  Why would they give him a stupid?
[00:48:20]  And you're just like, oh, Braun just took that money and just ran off.
[00:48:22]  Nah.
[00:48:23]  Which is like a Braun thing to do.
[00:48:24]  Wait a minute.
[00:48:27]  Wait a minute.
[00:48:27]  And then we get the spin-off of just Braun fucking bitches and like SOs or whatever.
[00:48:32]  So entourage.
[00:48:34]  Braun guys.
[00:48:34]  That's amazing.
[00:48:35]  Entourage, bro.
[00:48:36]  I'm so with that show.
[00:48:38]  Like, dude, that'd be amazing.
[00:48:40]  We don't care about Jamie.
[00:48:41]  We just want to watch Braun go around.
[00:48:43]  Smashing chicks.
[00:48:44]  Yep.
[00:48:45]  And Dorn.
[00:48:46]  Yep.
[00:48:47]  Okay.
[00:48:48]  Wait a minute.
[00:48:50]  Braun.
[00:48:51]  So they paid him up front.
[00:48:53]  Was that the big thing?
[00:48:55]  Out was already outside.
[00:48:56]  Yep.
[00:48:56]  Right?
[00:48:58]  And that was implicitly said.
[00:49:00]  They said there are wagons full of gold.
[00:49:01]  Cersei pays up front.
[00:49:04]  If they come back, you got to kill both of them.
[00:49:07]  Any of the brothers.
[00:49:09]  Okay.
[00:49:10]  We don't know if he's going to agree or not agree.
[00:49:12]  But listen, that's a good theory, too.
[00:49:14]  Like, that's interesting.
[00:49:15]  That would be devastating.
[00:49:16]  Heartbreaking.
[00:49:17]  Finally get the satisfaction of Arya taking down Cersei.
[00:49:20]  Arya not even Cersei.
[00:49:21]  And it'd be like a bullshit death.
[00:49:22]  Like that's not like she hasn't, she survived all this and this gets shot by Braun while she's in Jamie's face.
[00:49:29]  But that's all Arya wants is vengeance.
[00:49:30]  So if she gets her deaths, Arya not even a human being anymore.
[00:49:33]  She just had fucking killer.
[00:49:34]  She's an assassin.
[00:49:35]  If she dies as an assassin, she's happy.
[00:49:37]  Right.
[00:49:37]  If she gets Cersei and then gets got, cool.
[00:49:40]  Yeah.
[00:49:41]  What if she gets got before she can kill Cersei?
[00:49:43]  She shows up as Tyrion or Jamie before she can kill Cersei.
[00:49:47]  Braun kills her.
[00:49:49]  I mean, it would be an unhappy ending, but.
[00:49:53]  What if Braun ends up with Sansa?
[00:49:57]  Brownsa.
[00:50:00]  That's a celeb couple right there.
[00:50:01]  I don't.
[00:50:02]  What does Braun want?
[00:50:03]  A woman highborn, a castle.
[00:50:07]  Sansa ain't going for that.
[00:50:09]  I don't think she's going for that.
[00:50:11]  And also think about they only have three episodes to try to rush that storyline.
[00:50:14]  Okay, so here's the other thing I was saying with the Braun thing.
[00:50:17]  So the Braun thing is, and, okay, so there's two points.
[00:50:19]  One is you could be 100% right, and it's completely reasonable.
[00:50:22]  He just took the money and ran, right?
[00:50:25]  Because that makes more sense with the amount of time left in the season.
[00:50:29]  Four episodes left.
[00:50:30]  Yeah, but I'm just taking away the third episode of the fight.
[00:50:32]  Okay, so I'll fight, right?
[00:50:33]  So that's number one.
[00:50:35]  Number two, that storyline that they just opened up guarantees that either Tyrion or Jamie makes it out of the war.
[00:50:43]  Tyrion.
[00:50:44]  Jamie dies, Tyrion.
[00:50:45]  Tyrion makes it out.
[00:50:46]  All I'm saying is it guarantees that one of them makes it out because a storyline has been opened up for Braun to kill one of the brothers, right?
[00:50:53]  To kill one of the brothers.
[00:50:54]  So in order for that storyline to continue, one of the brothers needs to make it out to be killed.
[00:51:00]  So it guarantees one of the two of them makes it out.
[00:51:03]  One thing I know.
[00:51:03]  Science-wise.
[00:51:04]  I'm just saying the math of the story writing.
[00:51:06]  Yeah.
[00:51:07]  We also, though, we don't know how she would do it.
[00:51:09]  Like, if we know Jaime's dead and then she wears a Jamie mask, that would be unlike how they've done deaths with Arya.
[00:51:15]  Arya, normally, you don't realize it's Arya until she pulls off the mask, right?
[00:51:19]  She pretends to be some other motherfucker.
[00:51:21]  Yes.
[00:51:21]  You think the other guy's killing somebody, then you pull off the mask and it's Arya.
[00:51:25]  If we see Jaime die and then she shows up with a Jamie mask and kills Cersei, it would be unlike how they've done all the other artists.
[00:51:32]  They would never do it like that.
[00:51:33]  He's got a great point.
[00:51:34]  So it might be where you don't know if he died or not.
[00:51:37]  They leave Jamie as a cliffhanger, and then you think he lived because you see him, and then Cersei all of a sudden is dead, and then you pull some masks, and it's Aria and you find out Jamie died too.
[00:51:46]  I don't know.
[00:51:47]  Now it makes me think that that's not how it's going down.
[00:51:50]  Because it's not how they would do it.
[00:51:52]  That's right.
[00:51:53]  It's not how they would do it.
[00:51:54]  Have they done that before?
[00:51:55]  I do think Arya is going to take out Cersei, though.
[00:51:57]  Of all of them, I think that's the one.
[00:51:59]  That's the one my gut is saying that's what's going to happen.
[00:52:02]  Aria is going to be a white walker.
[00:52:04]  And that's going to be her major contribution.
[00:52:07]  Dude, the brilliance of this show is it could go so many different ways.
[00:52:09]  Sansa got to take out Cersei, man.
[00:52:11]  Oh, Abby could.
[00:52:13]  Yo, so here's another thing.
[00:52:14]  I'm so excited about next week.
[00:52:15]  It's going to be great.
[00:52:16]  I'm going off the internet this week.
[00:52:17]  I don't want to hear anything.
[00:52:18]  I don't want to know anything.
[00:52:20]  I have no idea what you're doing.
[00:52:20]  So there's that moment today between Sansa and Emily Clark, Daenerys.
[00:52:27]  Yeah.
[00:52:27]  Right.
[00:52:28]  Where they're sitting down and looks like they're about to connect on some shit.
[00:52:33]  Sansa believes that Danny loves her brother.
[00:52:36]  Right.
[00:52:37]  And Danny does a whole thing about she manipulated, he manipulated me.
[00:52:40]  Right.
[00:52:41]  Right.
[00:52:43]  Which leads me to believe she's going to be killed even more because she's weak.
[00:52:48]  All the strong women, they live.
[00:52:51]  And she's like, I'm just here for love.
[00:52:53]  Right.
[00:52:53]  Which is bullshit.
[00:52:54]  Now, the second Shorty goes, but what about Winterfell?
[00:52:58]  We agreed to always be free and we would ever.
[00:53:01]  Hang gets removed, right?
[00:53:03]  Her face goes cold.
[00:53:04]  Same look that she gives John when they're in the crypt in front of the Liana Stark statue, right?
[00:53:10]  So this is the power-hungry Daenerys that we're starting to see.

=== Weak Women Die First (10:56) ===

[00:53:14]  And we're like, okay, this bitch cares about one thing, that fucking throne.
[00:53:18]  And she even said it in the conversation with Sansa.
[00:53:20]  She goes, I've wanted one thing my entire life, that throne.
[00:53:27]  So what do you think?
[00:53:29]  I think that that's, I think that's the writers going.
[00:53:32]  Setting her up to die.
[00:53:33]  Yeah.
[00:53:33]  I think that's the writers going, hey, she's got no qualities that you should root for.
[00:53:38]  And if they don't want us rooting for somebody, they turn.
[00:53:42]  It's like NBA owners and their players.
[00:53:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:44]  They just start putting out little stories.
[00:53:47]  I still ride for Daenerys, but I still like her.
[00:53:49]  Daenerys is the Kyrie Irving of Westeros.
[00:53:52]  Very talented.
[00:53:54]  But a pain in the ass to beat with.
[00:53:55]  I mean, real fucking pain in the ass.
[00:53:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:59]  Never have.
[00:53:59]  She says, you have the claim to the throne.
[00:54:01]  Do you think she said it like, oh, shit?
[00:54:04]  No.
[00:54:04]  Or did you think it was a little bit of a shit?
[00:54:05]  She said it unhappily.
[00:54:06]  Unhappily.
[00:54:07]  And that's what I thought too, but you could, they don't.
[00:54:09]  Oh, the conversation ended right there, so you don't know how to interpret it.
[00:54:15]  I think we know exactly how.
[00:54:17]  It's like when you ask your girlfriend how she's doing, she's like, I'm fine.
[00:54:21]  Yeah.
[00:54:21]  It's like, you know exactly talking to.
[00:54:24]  Something else, though, about girlfriends, sometimes a bitch just needs some space.
[00:54:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:29]  Sometimes you just got to give a bitch some space.
[00:54:31]  And then she'll calm down.
[00:54:32]  She's like, yeah, I was tripping.
[00:54:34]  You know what?
[00:54:35]  I'm out here fucking my nephew.
[00:54:36]  Who am I to judge anything?
[00:54:38]  I'm probably not worth being a queen anyway.
[00:54:40]  I wonder if they care at all about the incest.
[00:54:42]  It seems like it's quite normal.
[00:54:44]  They don't give a fuck.
[00:54:45]  Because they're just having regular combos about Jamie fucking his sister.
[00:54:49]  That's normal.
[00:54:50]  But they judge it, but not that much.
[00:54:53]  Little bit.
[00:54:54]  Yeah.
[00:54:54]  Dude, you know what I've realized about this show?
[00:54:58]  This show really is just about how awful it is to be a man.
[00:55:02]  That's all the show is about.
[00:55:04]  It's like if you're a guy in this series, you either got your dick chopped off, right?
[00:55:09]  Your balls chopped off.
[00:55:11]  And if you manage to keep your dick, you have to put it in your family member.
[00:55:16]  There's no dudes on the show that just get to like fucking have a normal life.
[00:55:21]  You know who does?
[00:55:21]  Braun.
[00:55:22]  The dwarf.
[00:55:23]  Braun.
[00:55:24]  The one guy.
[00:55:25]  The one guy that could fuck whoever he wants and drink whatever he wants.
[00:55:29]  The one guy is cocked out.
[00:55:31]  Like, I just want a wife.
[00:55:33]  I just want a highborn wife in a castle.
[00:55:35]  Right?
[00:55:36]  Sounds like a fucking girl who's nine years old.
[00:55:38]  What do you want when you're growing?
[00:55:40]  A castle and a prince?
[00:55:41]  Right?
[00:55:42]  Like, what is happening to men in this show?
[00:55:44]  What were you saying, Annie?
[00:55:46]  I was saying just guys who are banging hookers.
[00:55:50]  Those are the only ones that weren't fucking family members.
[00:55:53]  What's his name?
[00:55:54]  Gendry.
[00:55:55]  Now he's got to make fucking weapons the rest of his life.
[00:55:58]  What's you forget?
[00:55:59]  Torment.
[00:55:59]  Torment.
[00:55:59]  Torment a man, dog.
[00:56:00]  Torment a man, bro.
[00:56:01]  That motherfucker smells.
[00:56:03]  He smells.
[00:56:04]  Different type of beast.
[00:56:06]  Suck on fucking giant milk.
[00:56:10]  What a dumb giant mother that was.
[00:56:12]  How do you not notice it's not your kid?
[00:56:15]  Just any little 10-year-old just starts breastfeeding off you, and you're okay with that?
[00:56:19]  That's bad.
[00:56:20]  Giants.
[00:56:21]  Anyway.
[00:56:23]  Any other predictions?
[00:56:25]  Any other thoughts?
[00:56:26]  Any other ideas?
[00:56:26]  Oh, I had one thought.
[00:56:28]  I said, being a nerd doesn't pay.
[00:56:30]  And my proof was that Samuel Tarley's girl is so fucking ugly, it's unbelievable.
[00:56:34]  Son, you're talking about double-chin Gilly?
[00:56:36]  Yes.
[00:56:37]  DCG in the building.
[00:56:38]  DCG.
[00:56:39]  DCG in the building.
[00:56:40]  Son, that guy has to be a prosthetic neck.
[00:56:42]  There's no way that that's her real neck.
[00:56:45]  Yeah.
[00:56:46]  Because if it was your real neck, by the next season, you wouldn't have that neck.
[00:56:51]  Yeah.
[00:56:51]  Right?
[00:56:52]  Like, that's what they always say about TV shows.
[00:56:54]  Like, every season, the actors get better and better looking because you're like, oh, fuck, I'm on TV.
[00:56:57]  I got to get in shape.
[00:56:58]  This bitch has been eating hot Cheetos non-stop since season seven.
[00:57:03]  Bro, the opening scene, she looks like a seagull.
[00:57:08]  She's always had, like, she's always just looked weird, like, because she is a product of weird incest, like father-daughter incest.
[00:57:16]  She's father-daughter incest.
[00:57:17]  That's close.
[00:57:18]  She's cute.
[00:57:19]  Like a circus animal is cute.
[00:57:21]  That's more than 50% threshold.
[00:57:22]  Like, I'll throw some peanuts at her.
[00:57:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:57:25]  Oh, but why?
[00:57:26]  It's more than 50%.
[00:57:28]  It's like 75.
[00:57:29]  It's a lot more than 50% threshold.
[00:57:32]  Dude, that's all you need to tell me to not fuck a family member.
[00:57:35]  Is like, they'll have double chin.
[00:57:36]  Like, is that even like retard?
[00:57:39]  Maybe you roll the dice, but double chin Gilly, DCG, bro?
[00:57:43]  Not happening, dude.
[00:57:45]  Did you see it?
[00:57:46]  Yeah.
[00:57:47]  Are you storing soup?
[00:57:50]  Fucking chipmunk.
[00:57:51]  What has happened, dude?
[00:57:53]  It had to be a prosthetic.
[00:57:55]  It had to be, right?
[00:57:56]  How you got a spare tire on your chin?
[00:57:57]  Fam, she looked like get in my belly.
[00:58:01]  What was the Scottish character from fat bastard?
[00:58:04]  Fat Gilly.
[00:58:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:06]  Dude, how do you have a bigger chin than Sam?
[00:58:08]  He's the fat guy on the show.
[00:58:11]  Unbelievable.
[00:58:12]  His job is to be fat.
[00:58:14]  Ooh.
[00:58:15]  What?
[00:58:15]  You know who else could get got?
[00:58:17]  Hopefully, Gilly.
[00:58:18]  Dude, if a white walker was coming at Gilly, I'd just open my neck like that and say, take it.
[00:58:24]  Let's go.
[00:58:26]  And he feasted for months.
[00:58:27]  Bro, for.
[00:58:29]  It looked like a whale landed on the beach, you know, and they just start devouring that shit.
[00:58:36]  Bro, do you think the white walker's working on her neck?
[00:58:41]  Do you think that her dad originally offered her up to the white walkers and the white warriors looked at her like, nah, fam.
[00:58:47]  Even as a baby, I could see that double chin.
[00:58:49]  You better take that back and fuck it.
[00:58:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:53]  You know who got to get got, though?
[00:58:55]  Who did Sam give his sword to?
[00:58:56]  What's the guy's name?
[00:58:57]  Oh, yes.
[00:58:57]  Jora.
[00:58:58]  Jora Martin.
[00:58:59]  Jora going to get got.
[00:58:59]  Jora Marmot.
[00:59:00]  First of all, the Marmot kid, the girl, it's getting too much.
[00:59:06]  The little girl that was talking that shit to Marmot?
[00:59:08]  Yeah.
[00:59:09]  And he was like, you got to go downstairs.
[00:59:10]  She's like, why do I have to go downstairs?
[00:59:11]  She's like, because you're 30 pounds.
[00:59:13]  You're the future of the family.
[00:59:14]  Bro, you're 30 fucking pounds.
[00:59:15]  Bro, you know, I was watching Game of Thrones with my whole family, right?
[00:59:19]  And what's it called?
[00:59:22]  What's her name?
[00:59:22]  The little girl that we watch, fuck?
[00:59:25]  Aria.
[00:59:25]  Aria?
[00:59:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:59:26]  So I'm watching an episode of my whole family.
[00:59:28]  Aria goes to fuck Gendry, right?
[00:59:31]  And we're all like, whoa, what the fuck?
[00:59:33]  This is all weird, whatever, like that.
[00:59:34]  And then my brother goes, yeah, she probably only weighs like 90 pounds, right?
[00:59:38]  And then I go, yeah, soaking wet.
[00:59:41]  Now, that's a term.
[00:59:42]  Right.
[00:59:42]  90 pounds soaking wet, right?
[00:59:44]  But apparently, my brother's never heard this term before.
[00:59:46]  Really?
[00:59:46]  So he just looks at me and goes, bro, what are you talking about?
[00:59:50]  Saying she's soaking wet?
[00:59:52]  This is disgusting.
[00:59:52]  We're talking about how young she looks.
[00:59:55]  Talking about her soaking wet, pre-pubested pussy.
[00:59:58]  That's gross.
[00:59:59]  And I'm like, no, no, no.
[01:00:00]  I'm saying, like, that's how much she would weigh, even if she was soaking wet.
[01:00:04]  He's like, can you just stop saying soaking wet during this sex scene with a child, please?
[01:00:08]  I can't believe he's never heard that saying.
[01:00:10]  Bro, me neither.
[01:00:11]  It's wild.
[01:00:12]  Greg's a wild guy.
[01:00:13]  It really worked out for Greg and not you, though.
[01:00:15]  It definitely did.
[01:00:18]  So speaking of Gilly and the little girl going downstairs, sorry.
[01:00:22]  Right.
[01:00:23]  They said like five, at least five times.
[01:00:27]  No, but the crypt is safe.
[01:00:30]  Bro.
[01:00:32]  They did that.
[01:00:32]  That crypt is not fucking safe.
[01:00:34]  They're all dead.
[01:00:35]  The White Hawkers are coming through the fucking crypt.
[01:00:38]  Like, I don't know what it is, but they kept saying it and saying it.
[01:00:42]  No, you got to go downstairs because the crypt is safe.
[01:00:44]  Yeah.
[01:00:45]  You got to protect people in the crypt.
[01:00:46]  Like, that crypt is done.
[01:00:49]  It's done.
[01:00:50]  Yo, Haney, son.
[01:00:52]  Even without your podcast, you got good takes, bro.
[01:00:54]  You just got to trust yourself.
[01:00:55]  That's true.
[01:00:56]  Dude, that is a great fucking take.
[01:00:59]  They mentioned Crip minimum four times.
[01:01:02]  It felt throughout the whole episode.
[01:01:05]  I was just about to say, why did they even have this little girl in the episode?
[01:01:08]  And maybe it's just what they could keep saying.
[01:01:09]  The crypt is safe.
[01:01:10]  The crypt is safe.
[01:01:10]  Yo, is she ever happy?
[01:01:11]  Dude, imagine marrying this guy.
[01:01:13]  I don't remember this bitch before that.
[01:01:14]  No, but before today, did you ever see her?
[01:01:16]  Yeah, she was the leader of the family that was off the bottom of the game.
[01:01:19]  Oh, that little bitch.
[01:01:20]  Yes, that little bitch.
[01:01:20]  I'm talking about Burnface.
[01:01:21]  No, I never saw her before.
[01:01:22]  Burnface?
[01:01:23]  Yeah.
[01:01:23]  The one that was like the warrior.
[01:01:26]  Oh, Cligane.
[01:01:27]  Yeah, baby Cleggan.
[01:01:29]  Yeah, I thought they killed her.
[01:01:31]  I thought that was the one that.
[01:01:32]  That's why he looked at her weird because she reminded him of the girl that they burned, right?
[01:01:37]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:01:37]  And that wasn't the girl they burned.
[01:01:38]  It was not, but that's why he looked at her like he had a flashback.
[01:01:42]  He had a flashback because he actually cared for that girl more than her own father did.
[01:01:45]  Yeah.
[01:01:46]  And so he looked at her and his face kind of turned cold.
[01:01:50]  But that was the first time they mentioned the crip.
[01:01:52]  Yes.
[01:01:52]  Then they mentioned it with the little 11-year-old, the Hansen brother.
[01:01:54]  And then they mentioned it with Gilly.
[01:01:56]  Don't she look like she's in Hansen?
[01:01:57]  Remember Hansen?
[01:01:58]  That boy 200.
[01:02:00]  Which one?
[01:02:00]  The little bitch that you were saying was annoying.
[01:02:02]  Mormont?
[01:02:03]  Nah, the little girl that wanted to fight.
[01:02:06]  No, Mormott is the one I'm saying that's annoying.
[01:02:09]  Which one?
[01:02:10]  I don't think you know who Mormont is.
[01:02:11]  I might not.
[01:02:12]  So the leader of the Mormont tribe is 11 years old.
[01:02:16]  Don't say a little bitch because you have too many little bitches in your mind.
[01:02:19]  All you're thinking about is soaking wet little bitches.
[01:02:22]  So it's an 11-year-old girl.
[01:02:25]  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[01:02:26]  Right.
[01:02:26]  She's different than the girl that was talking about the food.
[01:02:29]  Correct.
[01:02:30]  So that girl is only annoying.
[01:02:33]  Okay, right.
[01:02:34]  Like, all she serves is to be annoying.
[01:02:36]  Yeah.
[01:02:36]  Like a bossy ass little girl.
[01:02:39]  Like, it's already annoying.
[01:02:41]  Like, she's like the ultimate spoiled little kid.
[01:02:43]  Brady.
[01:02:43]  She's so annoying.
[01:02:44]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:45]  She's a princess.
[01:02:46]  You can't make a princess a princess.
[01:02:47]  Oh, but it's too much.
[01:02:49]  Yo.
[01:02:49]  It's too much.
[01:02:50]  Like, come on.
[01:02:52]  I'm going to go fight.
[01:02:53]  Bitch, all right, go.
[01:02:54]  You look like the picture in Dazed and Confused.
[01:02:55]  Get out of here.
[01:02:56]  The picture.
[01:03:00]  She looked like Gilly's chin.
[01:03:02]  You could fit that whole character in Gilly's bottom jaw.
[01:03:06]  Gilly, I think, is doing chew.
[01:03:07]  I think that's what it is.
[01:03:11]  Is she pregnant?
[01:03:12]  She looks like she had like a stomach.
[01:03:13]  I don't know if she's a child.
[01:03:14]  She's pregnant, her chin.
[01:03:15]  I think she stores the child in her gesture.
[01:03:23]  Gilly's a stork.
[01:03:24]  He's a fucking real life story.
[01:03:27]  That's amazing.
[01:03:28]  Holy shit.
[01:03:29]  What if, like, once the war starts, she starts breathing fire and it's like, oh, that's what you've been doing your neck.
[01:03:34]  Like, what are those fucking dragons?
[01:03:35]  Look at this bitch, Sam.
[01:03:37]  There you go.
[01:03:37]  You got head from that, brave.
[01:03:39]  This is like a spokesperson for Vlastic Pickles.
[01:03:49]  You know that shit right here the old woman got where their arms clap?
[01:03:52]  She got that on her neck, son.
[01:03:57]  That bitch could yodel.
[01:04:00]  Oh, my God.
[01:04:04]  Okay, Haney, any other hot takes?
[01:04:05]  I need Haney hot takes because that shit about the crip was fire.
[01:04:08]  Yo, Arya's weapon.
[01:04:10]  Needle.
[01:04:10]  The Dragon Glass dildo.

=== Dragon Can't Breathe Fire (12:42) ===

[01:04:11]  Oh, yeah.
[01:04:12]  What is that?
[01:04:13]  The new one.
[01:04:14]  What's that about?
[01:04:15]  Something going down with that.
[01:04:17]  Obviously.
[01:04:20]  Hot.
[01:04:21]  That's a smoking hot takes.
[01:04:24]  Handy hot takes.
[01:04:24]  That's the hey.
[01:04:26]  Hot.
[01:04:27]  Damn.
[01:04:28]  Next episode, she finna use that weapon.
[01:04:32]  Hey, bro.
[01:04:33]  Hey, bro.
[01:04:34]  Hey, Al.
[01:04:35]  Next episode, it's going down with that weapon, bro.
[01:04:38]  Real talk.
[01:04:39]  Yeah.
[01:04:39]  It was double-edged, right?
[01:04:41]  Wasn't it?
[01:04:42]  So boom, boom.
[01:04:43]  Knock out both.
[01:04:44]  But also spear-like?
[01:04:46]  Spear-like.
[01:04:47]  Yeah, it wasn't anything like needle.
[01:04:48]  So I thought it was foreshadowing, spear-like, then showing her accuracy, throwing shit.
[01:04:54]  Yep.
[01:04:55]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:04:56]  They were putting so many clues like, oh, she's going to pretend to be a walker.
[01:04:59]  I got one.
[01:04:59]  Or maybe she puts it in a bow and arrow.
[01:05:02]  She fires it off.
[01:05:03]  She could put it in a bow.
[01:05:04]  Or, ready?
[01:05:06]  That person that looks like Jamie or Tyrion that ends up killing Cersei is carrying a weapon that Jamie or Tyrion wouldn't carry.
[01:05:15]  It's a staff.
[01:05:17]  Wait, what do you mean, guys?
[01:05:18]  How's she going to hide that, though?
[01:05:20]  That's why would it need to be dragon glass?
[01:05:21]  Oh, and that's how you know.
[01:05:22]  That's how you know it's Arya.
[01:05:24]  Exactly.
[01:05:25]  So in a later episode, when the person that kills Cersei that looks like Jamie, she kills him with this weapon.
[01:05:33]  And then we're like, wait, where have we seen that shit before?
[01:05:36]  Face comes off.
[01:05:37]  Gotcha.
[01:05:38]  Aria.
[01:05:38]  But I would.
[01:05:40]  The reason why it's being made of Dragon Glass, I'm thinking that it has to kill a walker.
[01:05:44]  Oh, she's going to use it to kill some walkers.
[01:05:46]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:05:47]  Absolutely.
[01:05:47]  But you think she's going to take out one of the big ones?
[01:05:49]  I think she might take out a big one.
[01:05:51]  That's possible.
[01:05:52]  I don't think anybody taking out a lead dude except Jon Snow.
[01:05:55]  And it's going to be face-to-face?
[01:05:56]  Face-to-face.
[01:05:57]  Really?
[01:05:58]  Yo, you saw they took a shot at John's height, fam?
[01:06:00]  Yeah.
[01:06:01]  I don't know if you've noticed.
[01:06:02]  They've done it every episode for a while now.
[01:06:04]  And you want to know why?
[01:06:05]  Because this is the first time that you saw John at his real height outside of the series.
[01:06:12]  Yeah.
[01:06:13]  You never saw him.
[01:06:14]  They made sure that he was always taller than everybody else in the show.
[01:06:17]  He was the leading man.
[01:06:18]  He was that height.
[01:06:19]  And then this last year in between episodes of Game of Thrones, he did a bunch of interviews where you're seeing how fucking short and minuscule this guy is.
[01:06:28]  But I thought they made some jokes last season.
[01:06:29]  Am I wrong on that?
[01:06:30]  I don't know.
[01:06:30]  Maybe.
[01:06:30]  I didn't hear the first time I read it.
[01:06:32]  They going at my.
[01:06:33]  No, no, every episode they've talked about his height.
[01:06:37]  There's only been two so far.
[01:06:38]  Daenerys say he was a taller one.
[01:06:40]  Yeah.
[01:06:40]  Yo, real, really, bitch?
[01:06:42]  Is this so much?
[01:06:42]  Really, bitch.
[01:06:44]  That's where you're picking up between Jon Snow and Cal Drago.
[01:06:46]  Yeah, how about he didn't rape you?
[01:06:48]  How about he didn't rape you a lot?
[01:06:49]  Yeah.
[01:06:50]  Like a lot of times until you learned how to enjoy rape.
[01:06:54]  Like you literally had to learn how to enjoy rape.
[01:06:56]  Literally, the advice is just accept it.
[01:06:59]  Yeah.
[01:06:59]  Just fucking rape him back a little bit.
[01:07:01]  Rape him back.
[01:07:02]  That was the advice.
[01:07:04]  You remember that?
[01:07:05]  That was the advice.
[01:07:06]  Don't fight it.
[01:07:08]  No.
[01:07:08]  Flip him over.
[01:07:10]  Rape him back.
[01:07:12]  Son, how many sun flesh?
[01:07:16]  Hey, if a man is attacking you, lay him on his back, mount him.
[01:07:22]  He will stop attacking you.
[01:07:25]  That shit was all about Gilly.
[01:07:27]  You're looking at the bitch like, why don't you just go like that?
[01:07:29]  And then it'll stop.
[01:07:33]  Fuck, man.
[01:07:33]  Good call.
[01:07:35]  Hmm.
[01:07:36]  Okay, anything else?
[01:07:37]  Before we wrap up, how much time are we at?
[01:07:39]  No, 108.
[01:07:40]  108?
[01:07:40]  Okay, that's good.
[01:07:42]  Last takes before we dip.
[01:07:45]  I got no more bold predictions left.
[01:07:46]  I'll try to show you in the meantime.
[01:07:48]  Next week, the battle's over.
[01:07:51]  People lived.
[01:07:52]  People die.
[01:07:53]  So not everyone dies next week, right?
[01:07:54]  That can't happen.
[01:07:56]  Never when Winterfell dies, and then it's just the next few episodes of Night King going after Cersei.
[01:08:01]  That's not a real storyline.
[01:08:02]  Okay.
[01:08:02]  So where does this show go?
[01:08:04]  I don't think.
[01:08:04]  Oh, I think the battle.
[01:08:05]  That's your prediction.
[01:08:10]  I know you've thought about it.
[01:08:11]  Yeah, but like.
[01:08:12]  Just go.
[01:08:13]  Don't worry about figuring out how to get it.
[01:08:14]  So they kill the Night King next week.
[01:08:15]  This is what you believe?
[01:08:16]  No, but they would just believe in my head that can work.
[01:08:19]  Okay, go.
[01:08:19]  They kill the Night King next week, and then they turn.
[01:08:21]  Now it's the real battle for the throne.
[01:08:24]  The Iron Throne.
[01:08:25]  That's it.
[01:08:26]  That battle's done.
[01:08:27]  Now we go on the battle within Cersei and John or Daenerys, where the fuck is living next week.
[01:08:33]  So I think this is very plausible.
[01:08:37]  I think we've been building up this whole season as the fight between the White Walkers and the humans.
[01:08:44]  And they've been marketing it in that way, too.
[01:08:46]  And then maybe that was a little bit short-sighted.
[01:08:48]  How long is this next week's episode?
[01:08:50]  60 minutes.
[01:08:50]  It's only 60 minutes.
[01:08:51]  If it was an hour and a half, I'd be like, okay, you're right.
[01:08:53]  Because there's one long one coming up.
[01:08:54]  There's one.
[01:08:55]  The one after that's like 70 minutes, and the two after that are like 80 minutes.
[01:08:58]  Right.
[01:08:58]  So, like, if it was one of those, say what?
[01:09:01]  Hype.
[01:09:01]  I'm hype.
[01:09:01]  I'm hype.
[01:09:02]  I guess what I'm saying is this: they've marketed the whole scene like that's going to be the big battles between White Walkers and Winterfell or whatever.
[01:09:09]  I'm kind of on your side, which is they could knock out these White Walkers now, and then the whole purpose of the show has always been about the fight for the throne.
[01:09:20]  And then we get to see the humans throw it down.
[01:09:22]  If they do do it, I think people are going to be shocked because they're going to go, wait, I thought this whole season was White Walker.
[01:09:28]  That's good.
[01:09:29]  You flip.
[01:09:29]  Now you get a whole other story that you weren't expecting.
[01:09:32]  Constant Game of Thrones, and that is a Game of Thrones move right there.
[01:09:35]  Like, throw the White Walkers, like, there has to be a victory next week, or else, unless they're like, yo, we're getting killed.
[01:09:40]  We got to retreat.
[01:09:41]  And the White Walkers are still alive, but they're all just now they're running the King's Landing or some shit.
[01:09:46]  But like, that doesn't make sense either.
[01:09:48]  Like, they have to kill the fucking White Walker next week.
[01:09:50]  I think a form of this is going to happen, and I really hope it doesn't.
[01:09:53]  But I think Cersei is going to realize, yo, the human race will be extinct if she doesn't come help.
[01:10:00]  And then she's eventually at the last second, she's going to come help with her arm camp.
[01:10:05]  I'll tell you what, I don't know that.
[01:10:06]  We are not getting a Cersei reduction.
[01:10:08]  I don't think so.
[01:10:08]  I don't think so.
[01:10:09]  Because I think they've already used that up.
[01:10:10]  That last second people come in in the other big battle.
[01:10:14]  Who's a person you would never expect that?
[01:10:16]  Yeah, no, it's possible.
[01:10:17]  I don't think they would use the same thing twice.
[01:10:19]  I have two predictions that might be dog shit.
[01:10:22]  I don't know that the battle is over an hour, right?
[01:10:26]  Is the next episode picking up directly with the battle?
[01:10:29]  Like, it's just battle on?
[01:10:30]  Because I'm not positive the battle gets completely resolved.
[01:10:33]  I mean, that's where the season ended.
[01:10:35]  I think next episode is called the Battle of Winterfell.
[01:10:37]  I think that's like the title of the episode.
[01:10:40]  That's where this episode ended.
[01:10:42]  So actually ask what the Mints was?
[01:10:44]  Yeah.
[01:10:45]  John tells Danny who he is.
[01:10:48]  The horn blows.
[01:10:50]  They all run outside.
[01:10:51]  Camera pans out.
[01:10:53]  White Walker standing in the distance.
[01:10:55]  Oh, so he's like right there after not the Night King.
[01:10:58]  Just you see a line of White Walkers.
[01:10:59]  That's all.
[01:11:00]  Okay, so.
[01:11:00]  Oh, so it's going to start with the battle.
[01:11:02]  It's going right into battle.
[01:11:04]  Second thing, what if Danny loses all her dragons and she still wants the thrones, but she has to either just let her husband rule, who's the rightful heir, or her lover, or whatever John is, or like some kind of like maybe Sansa or something, but she has to like humble herself and say, look, let's go take this throne from Cersei.
[01:11:22]  She's the greater evil.
[01:11:23]  I don't have my dragons anymore.
[01:11:25]  I need the North.
[01:11:26]  I need whatever.
[01:11:27]  And she makes it up the concessions she has to make.
[01:11:30]  She basically changes the trajectory of the Targaryen family, which is, hey, we're not all crazy.
[01:11:35]  We're not all mad.
[01:11:36]  Because I think that's what you're saying.
[01:11:37]  It's quite possible she loses Parado Tree Dragons tomorrow or next week.
[01:11:42]  Minimum one.
[01:11:43]  Yeah.
[01:11:43]  Minimum one's gone, right?
[01:11:45]  They did ask, hey, can Dragonfire kill, and that's when Bran said it's never been tried.
[01:11:51]  Can Dragonfile kill the Night King?
[01:11:52]  It's never been tried.
[01:11:53]  It's never been tried.
[01:11:53]  So are they going to try it?
[01:11:55]  Does he warg into a dragon?
[01:11:56]  All these theories that people have been saying throwing out for the past two years, we're going to fucking find out next week.
[01:12:03]  And so much shit could happen.
[01:12:05]  Fuck, man.
[01:12:06]  Okay.
[01:12:07]  So you were saying, though?
[01:12:09]  I think both dragons are gone.
[01:12:10]  Okay.
[01:12:11]  And I think if she wants to live and win, she's going to have to swallow the pride that she's been showing all of the sudden in the past year, year in the season, season and a half, whatever.
[01:12:21]  She's going to have to bend the knee.
[01:12:23]  She might have been the knee to John.
[01:12:25]  Okay.
[01:12:25]  You want to know it's not Social Justice Warrior?
[01:12:28]  Danny bending the knee to a man.
[01:12:31]  Well, she ain't going to do it.
[01:12:33]  She'll have to do it.
[01:12:34]  I mean, if she does, if she does, they want to wrap up.
[01:12:38]  They want to show like Jon Snow dies, and she doesn't have to bend the knee because the person who has legit claim is now dead and she gets to win.
[01:12:47]  And then she has claim again.
[01:12:49]  Or does Gendry have claim because he's Baratheon?
[01:12:53]  She'll kill him too.
[01:12:55]  So that's the thing, that she starts smoking dudes.
[01:12:58]  Imagine Gendry ends up on the fucking throne.
[01:13:00]  That was my prediction.
[01:13:01]  Game one.
[01:13:02]  Really?
[01:13:02]  Yeah.
[01:13:03]  Game one?
[01:13:04]  No, episode one.
[01:13:05]  That would be some bullshit.
[01:13:06]  Gendry.
[01:13:08]  He is all of a sudden mattering again.
[01:13:09]  Gendry and Arya.
[01:13:11]  He'll be on the throne of either Winterfell or the big-time throne.
[01:13:17]  Okay, so here's my prediction.
[01:13:18]  And we're just doing next week.
[01:13:19]  What happens to the battle?
[01:13:21]  Or a trajectory of the series?
[01:13:24]  I just gave it next week.
[01:13:25]  Next week, I don't think John or Danny died.
[01:13:29]  I can see a dragon going.
[01:13:30]  I think, go.
[01:13:32]  I was going to say just all the other characters that we love, but not the same.
[01:13:34]  All the other characters that they want us to love, but really aren't pushing.
[01:13:38]  Remember, all we're caring about right now is throne.
[01:13:40]  So if anybody isn't up for the throne, they're good to get merced.
[01:13:43]  Yeah.
[01:13:43]  Right?
[01:13:44]  So I think you're going to see every at least half of those people that aren't up for the throne but are still around get merced.
[01:13:51]  The ones we like, the ones we built up a relationship with.
[01:13:53]  Addie fucking oh.
[01:13:55]  Okay.
[01:13:59]  I think that John and Danny, they make it.
[01:14:01]  I think maybe a dragon makes it.
[01:14:05]  I do think that the White Walkers get wrapped up this next episode.
[01:14:10]  That's crazy to think.
[01:14:11]  If not this episode, if not this episode, it's two.
[01:14:15]  If not this episode, it's one more.
[01:14:17]  And maybe they find some way to push.
[01:14:20]  Have they ever had like mid-battle cliffhanger?
[01:14:23]  Like they always wrap the battles up.
[01:14:25]  Battles are always wrapped up in the same episode.
[01:14:27]  That would be wild.
[01:14:28]  If it's like that's the cliffhanger, like an hour, you watch a battle for an hour and the show ends with just like John and the Night King.
[01:14:35]  Star face to face.
[01:14:36]  I have exact image.
[01:14:38]  That would be crazy.
[01:14:39]  That would happen?
[01:14:41]  It could.
[01:14:41]  That would piss me off.
[01:14:42]  I would love it.
[01:14:43]  Because I don't, the thrones to me don't mean as much now.
[01:14:45]  This is the one that matters.
[01:14:46]  It really is.
[01:14:47]  It's like 9-11 where everybody came together for a little bit.
[01:14:50]  Yes.
[01:14:50]  This is nice.
[01:14:51]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:52]  Yes, And then eventually they'll go back to Bickering.
[01:14:55]  And I'm sure there's some message in that, too.
[01:14:57]  So everybody's on the same side.
[01:14:58]  We're all fighting this one bad guy.
[01:15:00]  Except France-ass Cersei not doing shit.
[01:15:03]  Neutral?
[01:15:03]  Neutral asserte and Sweden.
[01:15:05]  Sweden Cersei?
[01:15:07]  Damn.
[01:15:08]  Okay.
[01:15:09]  Okay, that's it.
[01:15:10]  So that's, yeah, again.
[01:15:11]  All right, fine.
[01:15:11]  So I think they wrap it up with the White Walkers this next episode.
[01:15:16]  I think it's over.
[01:15:18]  I think you lose a few people that are meaningless for the throne storyline.
[01:15:22]  You save a few others.
[01:15:24]  I think we could easily lose a Jamie or a Brianne.
[01:15:28]  I think we could easily lose a Davos or one of those guys.
[01:15:31]  I think Tyrion stays around.
[01:15:32]  Again, the major key guys are going to hang around.
[01:15:36]  Hopefully that little Mormont snot gets out of here.
[01:15:39]  That'd be great.
[01:15:40]  Everyone in the crypt is dead.
[01:15:41]  Everyone in the crypt is dead.
[01:15:43]  And I think the final scene.
[01:15:44]  That means Sam's dead.
[01:15:45]  Everyone in the crypt is dead.
[01:15:47]  And I think the final scene is just White Walkers feasting on Gilly's neck like a cowzone.
[01:15:55]  It's in his shape like a cow's own.
[01:15:56]  It is.
[01:15:56]  Oh, there's one other line.
[01:15:57]  Fuck, my bad.
[01:15:58]  One other line that I wrote down.
[01:15:59]  And it had to do with Sam.
[01:16:01]  It said, the last man left, burned the rest of us.
[01:16:05]  One of those guys, it was Sam and two other people.
[01:16:08]  I don't remember who.
[01:16:09]  There was three of them.
[01:16:10]  They said, the last man left, got to burn the rest of us.
[01:16:12]  They're going to have to, he's going to have Sam probably going to live and have to burn the other two.
[01:16:16]  And I don't remember who the other two were.
[01:16:17]  I think Sam's going to have to burn the crypt.
[01:16:20]  Oh, fuck.
[01:16:20]  I think they're going to have to light the whole crypt on fire.
[01:16:22]  That might be it.
[01:16:23]  Because everybody in the crypt gets turned, and then somebody's going to have to make that tough fucking move to light the crypt on fire.
[01:16:30]  Fuck.
[01:16:31]  What did Cersei say?
[01:16:32]  Not Cersei.
[01:16:33]  What did Danny say to no, Sansa said to Danny?
[01:16:39]  One of them said to the other, I forget which one, but why Tyrion was so effective is because he's evil when he needs to be or ruthless when he has to be.
[01:16:50]  Sansa's going to have to be ruthless.
[01:16:52]  Someone's going to have to be fucking ruthless.

=== Light The Crypt On Fire (01:22) ===

[01:16:54]  Right.
[01:16:55]  I don't know.
[01:16:56]  I'm excited.
[01:16:57]  Last week, they insinuated that the dragon's directing a little different in the north.
[01:17:03]  How bad would it be if Danny goes to shoot fire out the dragon's mouth and like the gun jams?
[01:17:09]  No, it comes out and then she's just exposed and this gets taken out because the dragon, like the irony is that she had this dragon, she's so powerful and then she gets killed because the dragon can't breathe fire in the north.
[01:17:20]  And maybe he's not breathing fire because she's not worthy anymore.
[01:17:22]  Yeah, they know the real king is.
[01:17:24]  They know the fucking real king.
[01:17:25]  What if they don't fly for Dan?
[01:17:27]  Well, they fly for any target flight.
[01:17:28]  I think you're going to see your boy Tyrion on a motherfucking dragon, bro.
[01:17:31]  Interesting.
[01:17:32]  I think that hair's getting blonder and blonder.
[01:17:34]  We're going to figure that out.
[01:17:35]  Right.
[01:17:36]  Anyway.
[01:17:38]  What?
[01:17:39]  He has like a Joe Dirt blonde wig next week.
[01:17:43]  Like, oh, damn, yeah, how did I miss this?
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