Trump's unprovoked war on Iran, driven by alleged Jewish-Zionist influence and manipulated by figures like Mark Levin and Ted Cruz, risks global depression via energy shocks. While hosts discuss stock manipulation by Nancy Pelosi and Bitcoin volatility, they predict a "slow Brazilification" of America as birthright citizenship faces Supreme Court threats. The episode concludes with a wager that the US will deploy troops to Iran or Russia first, hoping for maximum Zionist disaster to dismantle the "Judeo-American Empire," while urging listeners to prioritize financial survival over political opinions amidst looming World War III fears. [Automatically generated summary]
After watching tonight's nauseating Nothing Burger, I'm reminded of how I was willing to hold my nose at much of the garbage in Trump 2.0, like the usual lies and bluster, the Jewish pardons, the Epstein debacle, the campus anti-Semitism persecution, et cetera, in recognition of the very real change in our immigration enforcement, at least the rolling back of the DEI industrial complex,
and Last but not least, of course, our personal friend getting pardoned and released from prison, among all the rest of the very real, legitimate, good stuff that's happened.
Now, you can call that naive today or short sighted.
That's fine.
We all knew and said as much repeatedly that Don was corrupted by Zionism.
It was only a question of how much we would gain, minus the trade offs, and the equation, at least to me, looked pretty good for the first year, especially given that the alternative in 2024 was far worse.
But the moment the bill came due, when we launched an unprovoked, undeclared war against Iran for Israel's benefit, at already great cost in blood, treasure, and global power, all those good things from our most recent antebellum period instantly transformed into icing on a shit cake.
Unforgivable, irredeemable, and treason by any traditional definition.
As far as I'm concerned, this administration is already over.
Not being a drama queen, just calling it as I see it, although we got a decent glimpse into how things could be with more serious and competent leadership.
And now we're staring down another leftist resurgence in the wings due to the now standard GOP idiocy and treachery.
There is some good news, though.
This really does feel like the first death rattle of Israel's stranglehold over our politics, foreign and domestic.
This one is too over the top, too brazen.
And also, too costly and destined to fail to just be swept under the rug like perhaps the Iraq War was.
The likes of Levin and Shapiro, Lindsey Graham and Tom Cotton will eventually, hopefully sooner rather than later, be eclipsed by the likes of Tucker and Thomas Massey, and maybe even James Fishback.
The Zogholm Syndrome boomers are sailing into the sunset, and the younger generations have seen too much for this Jewish parasitism to last much longer.
At least to the point of being able to puppeteer us into perhaps the most shameful and unsuccessful war in our history.
And that's really saying something.
So, yet again, it's time for us all to buckle up.
We're basically back to square one before Trump came down the escalator in 2015.
There was no hope before him.
We got excited by him.
We got disappointed by him.
We survived Biden.
We thought maybe he'd come back bigger and stronger and better.
And he did to some extent.
But now we are a lot browner, even more indebted.
Suck in another war, but the conditioning has also been broken, and this will be the siren song of the U.S. Israel special relationship, God willing.
So, Mr. Producer, let's go.
Welcome back, everyone, to Full House, the world's finest show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole family.
I stopped saying biofam.
It was too lexicon, too cat, too inside baseball.
It's episode 223.
It is the evening of April 1st, 2026.
Yes, I at least just listened to Trump's disgusting spectacle for half an hour.
And I am your somber host, yet back in the gazebo, if you hear any frogs or raindrops in the background.
Coach Finstock, with probably got a long hour of commentary on the imminent demise of the Judeo American Empire.
You know, I can't say that with a straight face.
It sounds too optimistic, you know, trying to make spin a very disgusting negative into a positive, but I think there is an element of truth to that.
And we'll talk about it this week.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks to Firebug, Johnny, and of course, the White Stag Athletic Club.
And Firebug said to the righteous voices of the pro white.
Keep up the fight.
We appreciate every word and effort made to spread them.
Thank you, Firebug.
Don't start any fires that you can't control wherever you may be.
And after all that, let's get down to it.
First up, he's been fairly somber the past few shows.
Surrendering to Modern Warfare00:06:26
I did not suspect that geopolitics would impact him as it has, but I suspect tonight's speech didn't help much on that front.
Sam, I don't know if you watched it or if you just caught some of my little summary clips before the show.
I did not listen to the speech.
I was actually snoozing before the show.
Expecting to be staying up a little bit later and having had a very long day.
But yeah, I did get your snippets.
And yeah, there is the good and the bad of what's going on right now.
I know you're just introducing the show.
Maybe I should shut up.
But there's parts of this that are scary, really.
Where is this going?
I do have a sense of dread that these.
The Jews that run this country, the Jews that run Israel, I have a feeling like they wouldn't be doing this if they didn't know they could do it.
I don't know that we should talk about it like they don't know what they're doing, they're making mistakes, they're in over their heads.
I don't know that.
I think that they are consolidating world power in a way, and there is something very sinister about it.
Combined with all the other things you mentioned, like the persecution of so called anti Semitism and all that type of thing, it just makes me think of when Hitler was speaking about propaganda during World War I, and he said the Germans made the mistake of they made the Brits seem like incompetent and buffoons and they don't know what they're doing, but then when you got actually into the war,
they found out that those British bullets were actually very effective.
So, I don't know that.
I don't like some of the rhetoric I hear where it's just how stupid the United States is, how incompetent Israel is, and they're over their head, and Iran's going to win, and all this type of thing.
I mean, yeah, okay, I would hope so, sure.
But, you know, Iran winning this war would be like saying Vietnam winning the war.
Yeah, it's the nature of modern warfare such that you could bomb each other and bomb each other, and nothing is like at a point where you say there's a winning.
You know, like what are the conditions of winning?
The other side surrender?
Well, in modern warfare, a lot of times the other side doesn't surrender, seems like.
So, anyways.
Yeah.
I was just going to say there are, there's unquestionably millions of Jews who probably, who definitely, not probably, think that this was, who hate Netanyahu and Likud, think that this was a disaster.
Certainly the ones who have cluster bombs coming in through their kitchen windows.
Yeah.
To us, it doesn't matter.
And you'll be hard pressed.
You know, there's two or three quote unquote good ones on Twitter that I follow.
I'm not sure that Max Blumenthal falls in that category given his.
Family lineage, etc.
But, you know, ones who call a spade a spade, that this is, I never like the term idiocy for this because this is all very deliberate, long planned, right?
You know, you could say that Trump is an idiot for going along with it, but he can't be, you know, there's no, there's zero chance where he didn't know that this was risky and Iran was not Iraq or Venezuela.
He just made the calculation or was forced into the decision that doing Israel's bidding is, yeah.
Somehow, the right thing to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And whatever the consequences are for me and you, whether it's the gas prices or any other thing, they've thought of all that.
That's just, yeah, that was worth it.
That's part of the cost.
You know, they don't care about us, obviously.
So I think that's the right way to do it.
And like you say, are we looking into some kind of, you know, new left power that could oppress us or impose new things?
Well, I don't know.
That could be.
But as I always say, we become white nationalists or we should be white nationalists.
Because of the enlightenment and the purpose that it gives to our lives.
And you can be a very powerful person in a localized way, you know what I mean?
And you can have a higher sense of purpose and understanding of events and situations and circumstances that you're thrust upon.
But, you know, this sort of a note I hear among some people like this almost like a little bit of a derision towards being, oh, white nationalist, that's like stupid or.
That stands for this, or whatever it means.
That is a troubling sentiment, I think.
Yeah, you see a lot of that.
It betrays a very basic misunderstanding of things, I think.
Yeah, I mean, organized white nationalism does unfortunately have a lot of dirty laundry and skeletons and failures, et cetera, and things that make you shake your head.
But the principle, of course, remains true, necessary, urgent, and yet somehow still far off in the distance, light at the end of the tunnel, not getting any closer, at least so far as I can see it.
I am not, we're going on long here on the intro, but that's okay.
Excuse me.
I am not like doom and gloom.
It's all over.
Start, you know, looking to Russia for exile, but we're definitely in like the moment, February 28th, that night, 1 a.m., February 28th, March 1st, whatever, that those missiles started flying.
That was the end of the brief era of vibing and good feelings.
You know, whether it was mass deportations or not, this changed everything.
Just speaking for myself, you know, I can swallow a lot of bullshit.
And I can look the other way on certain papers, like the disgusting pardons of the shysters, as long as it seems like good things are happening here.
And this one is beyond the pale for me.
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Yeah.
Well, these hard times must come, you know, these scary scenes and bad experiences and things.
This must come because just like the Christians in the first century, the way they looked at it, those martyrdoms and the sufferings, those things had to give way. a better time.
So I hope in a way that this escalation does lead to a better overall situation in the world for us.
It very well may.
I mean, if you think that Zog has to die for us to survive, this very well likely hastens its demise.
Well, no BS.
The part I like about this is the understanding of Jews, or at least the recognition that they're behind all of this trouble.
That has never been more clear.
And even if you're arguing with somebody, they have to grudgingly admit, like, yeah, this is how Jews are.
So that is a great thing of this era we're living in.
Now, of course, that means, you know, it's mask off and everything like that.
And you can expect certain things to happen.
But yeah, the Telegram followers will see this post.
Rollo's champing at the bit, understandably.
We're almost there, Rollo.
But I was just thinking about Paul Wolfowitz, the rat faced Jew who licked his comb, you know, in Fahrenheit 9 11.
I remember what I don't know if I watched it live or if I saw it on the news or in a documentary, him telling Congress that we had that.
Our troops' presence in Saudi Arabia contributed or was a major driver to 9 11 and Al Qaeda radicalization because we had troops in the Islamic Holy Land.
Ergo, we had to invade Iraq to knock off Saddam and his WMDs, and then we could, like, you know, make Iraq our new home base and we wouldn't be in Saudi Arabia.
Fast forward 23 years later, and we have troops in Saudi Arabia refueling over their territory and getting hit pretty hard by Iran.
We're still there.
And we're still tied at the hip with not just Israel, but the Saudis and UAE.
It's, it's, yeah, you really have to just stop and take stock of the fact that we are capable of not just the Jewish ownership, but of making, you know, a very similar blunder compared to Iraq 2003 and even doing a worse job.
We, you know, we basically had control of Iraq more or less.
We took Baghdad, Saddam had fled within the first month.
Blunders Like Iraq 200300:09:39
And here we are creeping in.
To the second month.
It's astounding.
And I keep coming back now to our next final guest and producer, of course, Rollo.
First, your introduction is that you are the least eligible bachelor among the entire Full House family.
Rollo is engaged, as you well know, dear listener, and he's even got a date more or less set.
So he's in wedding planning mode.
And congratulations again, sir.
How are you?
Well, thank you for your patience.
No problem.
Well, so I go a different direction of Sam, where I actually, I guess, probably to a lesser extent, you too.
I do think that this is a blunder of epic proportions.
Where I like Trump, as we've seen in recent times, he's not 2016 Trump, he is much older.
He is like he looks like he is going senile, and we know how easy it is for people to stroke his ego.
He's just alienated anybody that's pushed back slightly.
And he's just started attacking them.
And then he's surrounded himself with the worst Jews Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, Laura Loomer, and also Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz.
Jared coming back.
Yeah, all of these people that were vehemently anti Trump in 2016.
And then now they're his best friends.
And I think Trump, most of the time, he's a liar.
I think almost everything he's saying is a lie.
Especially when he's talking about, like, oh, the negotiations are going great.
We're going to have a deal.
It's just such a lie.
But when he said no one knew that they were going to attack all these places, no one knew.
I believe him.
I bet Mark Levin was out there saying, he isn't a bubble.
You know, Mr. President, if you attack Iran, then there's nothing that the Iranians can do.
They can't attack.
They just don't have the infrastructure.
They don't have the weapons to attack all the other bases.
I absolutely agree.
Right now, Iran is vulnerable.
You attack them now, and then we'll control all the cars.
There's nothing they can do.
And then Laura Loomer is just under his desk, just doing what she does.
The worst honeypot, by the way, Laura Loomer.
I know, right?
She makes Marco Lewinsky look like a dime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I mean, this is his punishment for possibly going too hard in the beginning and giving the Goyim a little too much of what they wanted before giving the Jews what they wanted.
I actually am thinking on this whole situation.
Like, I was listening to Fuentes, and he was talking about how.
Like the only way that this war will end is regime change.
Where I'm kind of like, I'm not normally a nothing ever happens guy, but I'm starting to think like maybe nothing happens this time because they like they went all out and then the US and Israel have just been getting their ass kicked.
And it looks like they are not equipped to take Iran and they just may not have the resources and the ability because you know, geographically.
And just having and doing all of this stuff and the cost that it will put on everyone else.
And I have no reason to believe Democrats aren't just like, oh, this is just a slam dunk.
We'll just take the midterm down.
Yeah, why not?
And we could just.
On the new war resolution vote so that this could drag on and impose more pain.
And then they could perhaps come in and save the day.
And impeach Trump because you know that they wanted to do that.
And there's no reason that they can't because.
You need Congress's approval to declare war.
Can't just invade countries.
And then Trump is the perfect fall guy.
They lose everything.
And then, you know, maybe President.
I'm not so convinced Newsom.
I know they want it to be him, but he is just such a scumbag and just has so much baggage.
Josh Shapiro would be funnier to have the first Jewish president and then just Jewish war for his.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, uh, to your point, that he's going to have to taco eventually.
The pain, yeah, I think it's gonna happen too much.
Yep, I think it's gonna happen sooner rather than later because, like, right now it's a total disaster.
It's not the worst case scenario bloodbath where just Iran's lost millions and American troops, we've lost millions.
Like, who cares about what Israel loses?
But, like, it's not like some kind of like total back and forth where it's just like just pointless slaughter just for Israel's gain.
It's just like Who knows what the total Iranian casualties are, but like, there is a lot of them.
It's in Tehran, and then we see like destroyed airplanes in Saudi Arabia.
We see awesome cluster bombs raining on Tel Aviv, a couple tankers burning here and there.
We don't know the true casualties on the US side.
Supposedly, there was a big boom and a big gathering place in Saudi Arabia just today or the other day.
It's so hard to keep track.
It's been one month of situation monitoring.
But I didn't mean to cut you off, but before I forgot, I keep coming back.
It was, I don't know if it was a genius question, but it keeps sticking in my mind before the election.
Your question, would you, if you got real immigration enforcement, mass deportations, you know, can be debated what the number is, but real immigration enforcement, not BS, would you take that in exchange if you knew that the Iran war was the trade off?
And I said, yes, absolutely.
And I didn't really get into the reason why I was so enthusiastic about that trade because unsaid or maybe I weasel worded it was that that might hasten.
The demise of the U.S. Israel relationship because it would go poorly, because it would be a disaster, because Iran is not Iraq.
And we're seeing that now.
Now, is it going to split us from Israel?
Not anytime soon, because they still own Congress.
They still own Trump.
And they will almost certainly own President Gavin Newsom, who was certainly my bet for 2028 frontrunner.
Right now, I think JD is probably licking his chops and thinking, damn, this ruined everything.
Maybe that's giving him too much credit.
But the point of there being optimism that we're getting kicked in the teeth, good and square, the way we deserve it, eventually we will tap out.
It's virtually impossible to see us just reopening the straight with A10 warthogs coming in and blasting the coast and Marines and 82nd Airborne landing.
That's something that we haven't said yet, which is that this speech tonight, almost half an hour, markets plunging, oil surging, Bitcoin dropping.
Everyone around the world was reading between the lines of that half assed, semi ad lib speech.
And the takeaway was we are still good.
You can lie in a truth social post, but when you give an address to the nation and you say we're going to be at it for another two to three weeks, that probably means longer.
And it probably means that we are going to see the famed boots on the ground as soon as this weekend trying to take an island or two.
There's only like five or six viable islands.
In the straight, that are worth a damn and worth the risk.
The ludicrous idea that we're going to parachute special forces in to seize hundreds of pounds of cancer causing highly enriched uranium.
It's probably going to get worse before it gets better.
We definitely have to talk about money moves for our investors in the audience.
I have, you know, I want this to end as soon as possible because I'm not a ghoul and I don't like paying a lot for gas.
The sooner we leave with our tail tucked between our legs, the better.
But at the same time, the bloodier and messier and more disastrous this gets, the weaker the relationship looks, the worse APAC looks in Washington, the greater likelihood that Iran comes out of this fiercer and more committed to causing real problems for the head of the snake, Israel.
And don't forget, China and Russia, like, even going, okay, this is a good guy to have.
You know, on my team, like you think, yeah, shame on them if they didn't help.
And now we know Russia's helping with well, they were hands off in the beginning, and then people are like, Wait, what's going on?
And then now it's like, Okay, well, this is probably a war that, like, if Russia is backing Iran, that is an unwinnable war for Zog, just because of the logistics, like having to commit to pay to the amount, yeah, yeah, just having to commit all that, like.
Draft Fears and False Flags00:15:06
Yeah, and then you just like what you would have to do to win, like, leaves you just so vulnerable.
But all, yeah, uh, yeah, there was a lot that you said there, and I had a back to my point, which was, you know, what does it mean to win a war in these times we live?
Russia and Ukraine have been fighting for years now, and that war is not over and not even close to being over.
And that just shows how even a superpower be bombing the out of somebody, but you know, how do you dislodge that government?
I mean, here, the the The United States and Israel, they've wiped out the entire leadership of Iran.
So, and so they just put other people in power and they keep going.
So, yeah, like what's the point?
What's the objective?
What do you call winning?
It's very murky.
Well, and that's another thing that that was what I wanted to bring up is like, just like you say, like the bloodier, the worse it looks for the US and Israel.
I think that damage is done.
I don't think anyone is.
Apart from boomers, that really just their opinion, I wipe my butt with the opinion of a boomer.
Other than that, like, no one's.
Absolutely.
I've got multiple examples of boomers.
Like, did you not live through the Iraq War?
Can you deviate from Fox News?
You're intelligent.
You're intelligent.
You're calm.
It doesn't matter.
Boomer doesn't matter.
It's the regurgitation of the talking points.
I know.
I just, I'm agreeing with you.
The boomers are a huge part.
No, I don't care about the boomers.
I don't care.
I'm saying remove the boomers from this.
Boomers do not matter.
Don't even bring them up.
Don't even bring them up.
It doesn't matter.
Their opinions are stamped in.
You'll never change them.
They'll always be retarded.
Respondents that they're showing to the president.
It doesn't matter.
Again, it doesn't matter.
Don't bring up boomers.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Don't bring up boomers.
Yeah, I brought them up to say don't bring them up.
It doesn't matter.
Everyone else, every other demographic sees this for what it is.
And it will be.
Irreparable.
Only boomers are going to say, yeah, well, CNN said 100%.
See, like that stuff, everyone else is like, no, this is an Israel war.
Israel did this.
And now I'm paying three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, $12 for gas.
Yeah, a gallon.
I know.
It's really hilarious that the price of gas going up, you know, in my area, it went from like 260 to today, it was 370, 380, right?
Hardly the end of the world.
The American.
It's the beginning.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
We're going to get to that too.
What we are possibly on the cusp of.
I don't want to be doom and gloom, but I think if you're not preparing for this, the market has, the market's never wrong.
It just is, right?
But I think it is unquestionably had.
Total wishful thinking on all this stuff.
But the idea that gas prices so significantly impact Americans, it's kind of funny.
Obviously, there's a reason to it.
It drives up the diesel in particular, drives up the cost of everything because of trucking.
But like the dollar per gallon going up to something that Europeans have lived with for like decades will shit.
Europeans don't have to.
Europeans can walk everywhere.
Most Americans.
Speed rail and things.
Yeah, they don't have to deal with that.
It's like driving in Europe is a luxury.
They all drive smart cars.
Yeah, they're tiny little shitboxes.
Yeah, but stuff like that is.
I remember during the Iraq war, I was a delivery driver at the time, and I remember gas going up to like it was pretty close to five bucks.
But at the time, with what I was making, and I wasn't making minimum wage versus what it was before then.
It's like, oh my gosh, this is crazy.
So, like, I'm expecting gas to go up to like minimum, like eight bucks a gallon, because like that was the equivalent and it barely came down.
Like, nothing comes down.
Like, just everything just, it just, once it goes up, that's just like, oh, what?
You can afford it then.
Why should we bring it down?
Like, that's how I feel about all this stuff.
There's been a lot of manipulation too.
It's currently $104 a barrel for WTI.
It shot up immediately, almost as soon as the speech started going.
And the administration has been trying, you know, obviously they did the strategic.
Petroleum reserve.
My only point was that it's funny to me that our war wherewithal is weakened by more, you know, a dollar, a dollar and a half increase in the price of gasoline, which does not speak well for our willingness or ability to wage a long war there.
We will get out sooner rather than later.
The cost will become too much.
And the temptation to pull off a false flag.
If we do boots on underselling, what?
It's not just the gas going up a dollar.
It's like it already went up a dollar.
Now it's just like everyone knows we've done this before.
We played this game.
Here we go again.
If gas just went up a dollar, people wouldn't be like, oh, it's the end of the world.
If it was just like that, you had a guarantee it's only going up a dollar.
People would be like, Whatever, but it's like it's gone up a dollar.
It's like, well, like, and it's gone up in a very short period of time, and there's no signs of it going down, and it's like still going up.
So, it's not just with no plan or ability to open the strait except for who Iran lets through.
And everyone knows this.
Everyone's genius bastards.
Everyone's seeing this.
It's just like, well, like, why would they open up the strait of Hormuz?
Like, why they hold all the cards?
Sorry, baby.
We built the toll booth, we ain't tearing that down.
Peace or cessation of hostilities.
Kick rocks.
Yeah, we let all those ships through for free for years.
Sorry, you're on easy pass now.
Islamic easy pass.
Good job, retard Trump and Jews.
Thanks.
And everyone's going to see that.
And we're at that point where it's going to be near impossible for Jews to gain goodwill with normal people ever again.
Because all the propaganda has been around for years and all the people that have been, oh, that's just.
That's neon Nazi stuff, and then now they're like, Wow, it actually is Jews!
Like, wow, they are responsible for all of this.
Yep, yeah, go ahead, Sam, please.
This war continues to keep that truth in front of people's eyes that this all this trouble, the impact on the economy, all the death and destruction at military people with family members getting put in a dangerous situation.
This is all because of Jews, and what is the upside?
What is the good?
You know, if people believed in a war that was being waged, they would understand sacrifices were necessary.
They would endure hardships.
But, like, how can you believe in this?
Like, what is it even about except about the power of Jews in the world and in this region?
They don't even have two towers falling as propaganda to get people to even squint and tilt their head.
Oh, yeah, that's why we should take out Iran.
Not that that is something to be very seriously concerned about because no, the polls are the prices up.
They could still do it.
They had the hoots, they spent this war nakedly for Israel.
A lot of people will believe it if they see a building burning, only for something more creative.
BS, BS at this point.
People are so conspiracy brained now with everything that's on TikTok and even just regular movies.
No one is going to say, okay, yeah, everyone except boomers.
But boomers 100% believe that just they hate our freedom, so they hijacked a plane and then they took down the towers.
They believe that.
They believe every single narrative ever given back to JFK was killed by some lone communist.
They believe all that dumb crap.
All young people, they can knock down all this crap, and young people are going to be like, great.
So Jews did this to try to justify their war.
They made our lives even worse.
They'll still get drafted.
My point is if we put boots on the ground and it's a total disaster this weekend, they get slaughtered en masse, and Iran is accused of dirty tricks, or a mine blows up a massive Navy ship, that will increase the pressure in the bowels of the deep state and the Judeocracy to do a false flag.
People believe it or not, that pressure will increase in the dark tunnels.
Okay.
I'm saying they probably will, but I'm saying no one's going to buy it.
I understand that you're saying nobody's going to buy it.
I'm saying that we have to be aware that it may be coming, whether it will be as good as 9 11 or a total laughingstock.
Also, they still do.
They can't just draft people.
There's certain procedures that have to be put in place for a draft where it's just like they do not have the resources.
Yeah, they don't.
We just saw tonight that they're going around and contacting people and saying, Do you want to come in?
People are getting deployment.
National Guard people are getting sent over there.
And yeah, at least for the time being, they are ramping up.
That's what I said.
I was like, I'm not putting any credence into anything I see from Truth Social or out of Trump's mouth or out of Marco Rubio or JD Vance or Whitcroft or anybody.
Show me which way are the planes going?
Which way are the deployments going?
At the aircraft carrier.
Again, again, I didn't say that.
Troops aren't going.
I just said they can't do a draft.
Like, they just can't feasibly draft.
Like, they can't just take all your kids and, like, from 18 to 42.
There's like a bunch of things that are in place that they would need to do that they just don't have the resources to do.
If you look up how the draft works, it's much more complicated than just like you get a letter, you have to go.
It's a little more complicated than that.
Because, like, you think about, especially now, how many people are going to just say, I'm not fighting this war.
You need enough people that are going to enforce that because you're going to draft millions of people and none of them are going to say, Yep, it's my time to do what's asked of me.
Not going to happen.
I'm not worried about a draft right now, but I was not worried about boots.
I thought boots on the ground would be insane two months before or a month before the war or maybe on the first day of the war.
And that has changed in the span of a month.
So, Sam, please go ahead.
Well, yeah, on that, as I was reading, they're sending some 17,000 soldiers there, and that's not a small commitment.
But you mentioned this word draft, and.
Miller, you mean draft, right?
Yeah, right.
My youngest son, he came to me the other day and said, Well, if I get drafted, I said, No, don't.
I'm not laughing about it whatsoever, but I said, That.
That is, there is no political will to do that.
That would generate so much negative talk about that.
I said that that is far away, but you know, that is our more mature minds.
We can look at it that way.
We can kind of size up the situation and conditions we're dealing with today.
But to a young person, and maybe even any listeners of our show, whether they're young people themselves or they have sons that are in the age, you know, the younger, uh, You know, late teens or early 20s, I can imagine that hearing that word draft strikes a note of fear into somebody.
And I personally cannot imagine that.
Or a lot of other things, like Rollo alluded to, would have to occur.
And there would be tremendous resistance to such a thing as well.
Fair enough.
I wanted to just for the people for non Telegram podcast race, I wrote this the other night and it got more.
Reaction than I thought, but I kept it.
It feels like we're down the rabbit hole on this.
And this entire time, you know, it when we started, when we moved the second aircraft carrier there, I was like, yep, it looks like this is going to happen.
You know, at first I thought it was a negotiating tactic put pressure on them, the Iranians will cave, and then we can declare a great victory and go home.
But once it kicked off, even at first, I'll admit, I put this in the comment zones like the first night, I was like, they're going to launch some missiles off.
It wasn't terribly impressive during the 12 day war.
By how easily so much of their leadership was whacked and how much Jewish penetration there was, the fact that they were able to get a significant domestic uprising through Mossad and CIA, no question.
But I was like, Trump can't be this stupid to jeopardize his presidency.
Apparently he is.
We can't be this enslaved to Israel.
A lot of people were like, Well, were you born yesterday?
I was like, Well, no, I know.
Okay.
I know we're enslaved to Israel.
I just didn't literally think that they had us in chains with the whip.
Over our head, I thought there was a little bit of pushback, which there used to be.
You know, George Herbert Walker Bush, well, James Baker famously said, Jews, they don't vote for us anyway.
I think Pappy Bush gave W. W. asked him, What's a neocon, Dad?
And he basically said, You know, Jews.
It's impossible that they screwed up the timing with the revolution, the nascent little revolution was happening, and Trump was like, oh, we're not ready yet.
Somebody gave the go on the gayop before the big strikes were ready.
The taco, the market keeps thinking that a taco is coming, partially because Trump is literally making tactical decisions to try to calm the markets, which is a remarkable thing.
You would think when it comes to statecraft, to the lives of our men and women, to the fate of nations, war and peace, that for A month you could tell the Dow Jones and the SP 500 and the NASDAQ to go kick rocks and the oil price.
Nope.
Top of his mind.
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And we, Iran knows that we're coming with the Marines and the airborne.
Like, how much prep?
They've now had two weeks to prepare for possible straight landings, aside from 20, 30 years of planning this out, which they are clearly prepared for.
It's incredible that this entire time they.
You know, there was a lot of chatter on our side that, including for myself, that Iran talks a big game and then under delivers.
You know, we're raising the neon black flag over the mosque, right?
This time we mean business.
Nothing ever happens.
But they were just, they were like, okay, this time it's existential.
This time we summon the old spirits from jihad and we're going to give it to you.
But they've been able to do it in a very calibrated way.
The whole escalation ladder, which is like one of the catchphrases from this thing.
And then, you know, the idea that whatever they used in Venezuela, there was all this cryptic speculation about a new age weapon, the discombobulator that they were going to use.
And then, of course, there's the false flag thing.
But it all is worse than it appeared at first.
It keeps getting worse.
Trump keeps doubling down.
He's in a bubble.
And that means, especially after tonight's speech, you know, there was a lot of hope that he was going to either announce the cessation of hostilities or give.
More detail than he did.
And he basically said, It's on for two to three weeks.
We will bomb them back to the Stone Age.
Yeah.
Commit the undeniable war crime.
You know, I was listening to the S2 underground guy for the first time.
I've read the Telegram post of him, but he said, You know, I agreed with him.
I was like, I don't give a rat's ass about quote unquote international law or norms, but I do believe in a morality and certain rules of warfare that once broken, you can expect hell to be revisited upon you, like just bombing civilian.
Power plants, which he did again tonight.
So it's like the war crime promise of the day or of the week out of this asshole's mouth.
And the worst possible scenario is World War III.
How do world wars start?
They start small, they start regional proxy wars, et cetera, and then the big boys get involved.
All signs point to Russia and China standing by Iran to a certain extent.
Remember, the Pakistani foreign minister Ishak Dar went to China and they issued this like, this is our proposal for peace.
Dingoni, where there was speculation that China was going to say we'll be the guarantor of peace in the strait, which would be another humiliation.
One other thing that has stuck in my craw, I've seen repeatedly from a lot of right wing commentators this is idiotic, this is stupid.
True.
But this is what, like, Jews are not stupid, neocons are not stupid.
This is what they have fantasized for.
That's part of the plan.
If you can remember, you guys, I can remember clearly back, it must have been maybe 2007 or 2008, in that maybe 2006 to 2008, I was working at a place and there was a guy there that I became a confidant to some degree.
And we would talk about things that were going on.
And I mean, the talk was hot and heavy then.
Any day they're going to start bombing Iran.
That was, you know, very.
Yeah, this has been a plan for a long time.
We don't even understand maybe the true reasons, but whoever was president or anyone else, this was bound to happen.
And you could even see it in the way some of their statements, right?
Israel forced us to do this.
Yeah, we had to do this.
They told us to do this.
Like, wait a second.
This is a sovereign nation.
How?
How is it that Israel can tell us to do anything?
Yeah, it's a punchline now.
Yeah.
It's like the cartoon creatures with BB in the belly and Trump as the beast.
Yeah.
Everything is a joke at this point.
There was a press conference recently where they were talking about wanting $200 billion for this war.
And then just some random reporters like, how do you plan to raise funds?
For that.
And their press secretary goes, What a ridiculous question.
Treasure, yeah, that or the Treasury Secretary, too, was like, Doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's not a problem.
Sure.
Sorry, sorry.
It was the Treasury Secretary.
That's who it was.
Yeah.
How about that Carolyn Levitt, though, and her pouty lips and cross from her neck?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Young Dana Perino.
I'll leave that there.
Before we get too far afield, I do want to talk shekels for a little bit.
I have actually been more actively involved.
The standard guidance, we could do a whole show on this, and maybe we should, but you never really want to.
Like your retirement funds have a really long timeline, unless you're Sam, of course.
Then you, seriously, though, you have to be more, you know, when, as you get older, you want to get more conservative.
You don't have the stomach or the patience for huge pukes like the dot com bust, like the financial crisis 2008, like the COVID puke, which actually disappeared really quick.
And the tariff tantrum was a little baby blip that we then rocketed from.
We, there is a serious possibility that we are on the cusp of a global depression.
If Iran keeps a stranglehold on the Strait of Hermuse, energy prices skyrocket.
Debt is everywhere.
There's crises everywhere on that.
The AI bubble at the same time, the private credit bubble that shows signs of bursting.
So you've got a hot war in the Middle East, surging energy prices, debt at unsustainable levels, not a terrible lot of growth anyway, and all this fear and uncertainty about what AI is going to do to the regular meat space.
Economy, and you've got the recipe there for a perfect storm of disastrous proportions.
So, I am not a genius.
This is not personalized financial advice, but I have been in my brokerage, you know, my little, it's not a lot, but it's like that's where I play with stocks a little bit.
My objective is usually passive income.
And then in my IRA too, I said, uh uh, I am, I think that this is, maybe I'm an idiot.
You never want to bet against the market, but I thought that this was.
Fake hopium headline trading from the algorithms.
You know, Trump says Iran proposed ceasefire and the market booms, right?
Today is April 1st and the market was just like off to the races.
All the tech stocks were back up or whatever.
I bought more oil and gas stocks today.
I'll give you a list, dear listener, of equities that I have purchased since over the past month.
I already owned a lot of ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, and Chevron, so I'm not going to answer them.
XLE and XOP.
Are ETFs, exchange traded funds that basically hold a huge basket or a large basket of energy companies.
XLE is like a whole broader thing with a lower expense fee.
XOP is more the upstream exploration and production.
So your Exxons, your Mobiles, your Chevrons.
XOP will go higher and drop faster.
XLE is a little bit more steady eddy.
FENY is Fidelity's energy offering in the ETF sphere.
Devon is a US oil producer.
Basically, if you want to not get hosed, if this goes on for a long time, Or if it just goes on for another couple of weeks and you want to make some short term profits.
One of the same, gold has dropped when war news has been bad, and gold has been surging when there's been peace headlines.
So if you have money in the market and you want to either short term war profiteer or avoid, get ahead of perhaps a massive global equity collapse, which don't take my word for it.
I'm not some genius.
I subscribe and read enough newsletters.
Smart people on Twitter that are not, you know, Cassandra's or whatever, somebody who's doom saying.
Anyway, fertilizer stocks are another one.
Huge amount of urea comes through the Strait of Hormuz.
I'm not a fertilizer expert, but CF and what's the other one?
Nutrient.
NTR are two fertilizer producers who would likely benefit from the Strait being closed for a long time.
US LNG exporters.
Some significant percentage of Qatar's massive LNG complex was taken out by the Iranians.
They could take out the entire thing probably tomorrow if they wanted to.
LNG is the stock ticker for Shinneer.
VG is a more risky, less established play in the U.S. LNG sphere.
And next, NEXT is an even riskier one.
SRE is Sempra Energy.
They are more stable, they have a whole gas.
Business, not just LNG.
These are things for you to look at and think about.
They're probably going to skyrocket tomorrow if tonight's pre market trading is any indicator.
And then you've got the refiners.
If you want to get a whole basket of refiners, you can buy CRAK, which is crack.
It's got a high expense ratio.
I don't really like it.
I hate high expense ratios because that's the ETF company basically taking a small but not insignificant chunkier money every year.
Valero is VLO.
PSX is Philips 66.
And then Dino, D I N O, is another one.
Marathon, MPC, not NPC.
I'll stop there.
I've listed enough stocks.
They could collapse.
The other thing to point out is when it looks like this thing is good and over and the trade is back to normal, whenever that is, you will absolutely see a collapse in oil prices and a significant decline in all these energy companies.
If it continues to get worse, if the strait stays closed for a month, two months, three months, then I would expect to see U.S. oil and gas producers, exporters, refiners, et cetera.
Really be the place to not just stay safe, but make a ton of money.
Could be wrong, knock on wood, do your own research, et cetera.
But I have been putting my money where my mouth is.
I sold all my VOO, my SP 500, a week or so ago, thinking this is going to go south and we're going to have at least a recession, if not a depression.
So do your homework.
I have been in the spot where, God, I think 2007, 2008, I was like, oh, the market's puking.
I'm just not going to look at it.
For a while.
And that's a strategy too, right?
If your time horizon is long enough, you can just be like, you know what?
I'm just going to stay out of this, or you could sell some stuff and go to cash and sit on cash for a long time.
But if you want to be proactive and not do the head in the sand ostrich thing, then it might not be too late.
You're a little bit late because if you look at all these companies, they have gone up significantly, but they were all down a lot today because for some reason the market thought that peace was around the corner.
Lo and behold, it does not appear to be around the corner, at least for another two to three weeks, which we know probably means at least another month.
That is my service to the community.
That's the whole thing.
You really can't predict it.
You never know what could happen in two weeks, three weeks, or a month.
Yeah, it's a goal.
And the thing that bothers me about all that is somebody probably has a good idea.
Somebody knew what Trump was going to say in that speech.
And made some money moves accordingly, right?
With those swings in the market.
Yep, it's been happening.
Somebody made a killing on those things.
And that seems almost like a manipulation, like something maybe that's almost illegal, I would think.
Totally.
Now, I mean, how did Nancy Pelosi make her fortune?
Yeah.
$90 million worth on a $120,000 a year salary?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, Nancy Pelosi stock tracker.
I actually, for years, I was like, ah, it's too late.
You know, if Nancy bought it, it's already taken off.
I was like, okay, I'm going to make my first Nancy Pelosi trade.
And I bought Broadcom, AVGO.
It's been up for again.
And again, this is kind of funny money.
I'm not like Richie Rich.
This is all in my IRA, in my Roth or my traditional legacy from when I was sucking money away and making a lot of money.
But still, IRAs are very important because if you can avoid those inevitable huge pukes and stay in cash during them, everybody has 20 20 hindsight, right?
But that's money that's going to sustain you when you're older.
And if you die and there's still a ton of money in there, that can go to your kids.
So, yeah, I've.
I'm holding right now.
Okay, fair enough, Sam.
One thing I would just say is log in, see what's going on.
And if you think this is going to get worse and we might be on the cusp of something, sell a little bit, right?
I always, for the longest time, I thought I have to buy it all right now and ride it out, or I need to sell it all right now, like right now or never.
You could just sell a little bit, or you could just buy one share of ExxonMobil or whatever you like.
And see how it does and then ride that trend.
If it keeps going up, okay, maybe I'll double down a little bit more in there.
It doesn't have to be all everything.
The dog has finally come down to visit me here in the gazebo.
Smarter Versions of Armageddon00:07:23
Okay, that was a pretty good 15 minutes, I think, of covering the waterfront.
You didn't say anything about Bitcoin or cryptocurrency.
Yeah, we talked about a little bit last show, but it's been in the dumps and it dropped on Trump's thing too.
It was at 67 or something.
I have not sold a penny of Bitcoin.
I've been gritting my teeth.
That has always been, I've always called it my moonshot, right?
You know, if it goes to zero, I will feel sick and stupid.
But if it does what I think it's going to do, it will be a source of comfort and wealth in the long run.
So I would not actually buy Bitcoin right now because I think Bitcoin is very vulnerable if the Fed actually has to raise interest rates to combat inflation.
And it's been so shaky.
It did okay during the war.
It has not.
Plummeted like sometimes on geopolitical things, it has.
But it all depends on your situation, too.
If you've got mortgage money or grocery money or whatever, childcare money that, you know, selling Bitcoin might look pretty good.
If it's out of sight, out of mind, the track record shows just hold through the bear market or get greedy during the bear market and add to it.
But I am neither buying nor selling on Bitcoin.
Let's just pivot a little bit to Artemis.
Launched today.
I actually watched it live.
I was able to.
I logged in.
It was cool to see a rocket going up.
I was not filled with patriotic ardor knowing all that I did.
I was half dreading that it might explode in the sky like the Challenger because it's very rare that I log in to watch a space thing.
But we have a diverse group of Americans, at least one black, one woman, one Canadian in orbit around Earth, so far as I know.
Just like the last AI rocket launch.
You don't really think it's fake, do you, Rollo?
You're just doing a bit.
I think the last one was 100% fake.
What is the last one?
There was that one where all those like the women went up into space and then they came down and then like the arms like disappeared behind the door and it was like it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
Speaking of space, and this is right up your alley and it will be a little less contentious.
I'm disagreeing with Rolla more this show than I thought I would.
I don't know if the audience can hear the tension, it's maybe it's the stress of the looming wedding.
You just think driving a wedge between two old friends, Project Hail Mary was awesome.
I didn't say anything negative about Project Tailman.
Have you seen it?
I know.
I was trying to pivot to something we would totally agree on.
Oh, I thought this was you saying this is another thing.
No, no, no.
I wasn't going to set you up to be like, ah, stupid movie and the stupid Rocky Alien.
Yeah.
It was so good.
Sam, have you seen it?
No, no.
I think it's worth it.
Yeah.
One of my sons went and saw it, and he had read the book, and he also went and saw it.
He said it was very good.
So I'm sure I will see it eventually.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's got 95% Rotten Tomatoes critics and audience.
It's already the biggest grossing film of 2026, I believe, beating the stupid Avatar sequel, whichever one it was.
I just thought it was awesome.
It was exactly, it reminded me, it was like a smarter version of going to see Armageddon or Independence Day back in the 90s.
Like you go to the movies.
The two stupidest movies ever made.
No, I know that they were, but you still were like, I got my money, my $5 ticket.
That was worth $5 ticket.
The entertainment, I actually didn't like Armageddon that much.
That movie sucks so much.
Yeah, Armageddon.
My wife loves Armageddon.
I know.
I was like, I don't understand it.
My dad likes crappy movies too.
Like, he thinks he thought Tin Cup was great.
Like, there's all these weird movies that happen.
Maybe it wasn't Tin Cup, it was Pushing Tin.
Pushing Tin was like the air, yeah, the air controller movie.
I was like, yeah, Tin Cup movie.
Yeah, no, no, he hates golf.
It wasn't that.
But regardless, full, my personal full endorsement.
Sam and Rollo haven't seen it yet.
There's a little bit of multi culty stuff in there.
There's like one off color joke, but it's basically space adventure, save the world, impossible odds, an extremely likable alien, wild twists and turns, cool special effects.
Rocky, Rocky the Iridian.
Is that right?
Yeah.
I read the book years ago, and some people were like, oh, this is the book.
And I was like, I don't really.
Yeah, I just remember it being a cool book, and the movie was cool.
Gosling's great, totally does what he's supposed to.
And even the woman, you know, there's a woman on earth who's in charge of the entire project, but she's like East German fascist, sort of, or maybe reformed communist, whatever.
And she's just like, we're all about business.
Sorry.
You have to go save the world.
It's you.
And the one glimpse of interracial is like a clearly Jewish woman, and she was Jewish in the book, and a black guy having a beer and like having a smooch.
In the lobby, and then something happens that sort of like clears that hole up.
I won't do any, I won't give any more spoilers.
Our youngest, our youngest, the entire time, he didn't have to go to the bathroom.
He's a good kid.
Like, I wasn't surprised, but not a peep out of him from the youngest generation, most easily distracted, and not general.
He's not generally keen to just sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie.
Also, every single person in the theater was white, and there you could.
You could hear a pin drop in there during the quiet parts.
There's no Negroes talking on cell phones.
No, no, no, no.
Yep.
So, around here, I mean, you just, if you're white, you avoid going to a movie theater, unfortunately.
You have to go to a little way.
They don't have the Magic Johnson theaters around you, blacks only.
Well, yeah, a lot of movies.
Yeah, that was a real thing in Los Angeles they made these like Magic Johnson movie theaters because white people stopped going to theaters because they'd be full of blacks that would just be talking the whole time or doing black stuff like committing acts of violence.
And yeah, if you say, Can you keep it down, please?
You get stabbed or shot.
So they made these black only theaters, the Magic Johnson theaters.
Yep.
I was trying to think of a fight like Jim Crow, but it's Crow from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
I like Crow.
I was an MST 3000 appreciator.
Great show.
Nostinka.
There was like some Finnish movie that was my favorite.
Grandfather Frost, Father Frost, something like that.
Sam, I have been a little loquacious this show.
Transitioning from Boxer Briefs00:03:27
Let's pivot to more.
Shall we say earthy content?
And yeah, you wanted, is it the prostate of the union or the state of the prostate?
I thought, fourth time's a charm.
Rollo was ready.
I was ready.
I call it state of the prostate update just because it has more rhymes in it and more rhyming and more funny.
But yeah, I completely have graduated out of the depend undergarments, which I'm happy to report.
That was, you know, kind of a.
Yeah, kind of a miserable.
Yeah.
And I've done kind of a little bit like transition, only like maybe during work or if I was doing something physical.
But yeah, totally done with that.
But I'm sticking with the shields, as they call them, just in case, you know, at least I'm going to finish that package out and I don't think I will need it.
I haven't had any accidents really or anything like that.
It's just sometimes if you exert yourself.
But so, you know, the problem with the shields is.
I'm a boxer guy, you know, and the shields rely on it kind of being held close to the body, so they're not really effective, anyways.
And so I have gone to, I'm unironically wearing thongs again because they hold it closer to the body.
And so that's kind of where I am with that.
So when the shields are used up, then I'm not going to buy another box.
And so that's it, you know, I'm doing pretty good with all that.
Wonderful.
I think I'm going to need to see photographic evidence.
Please do not.
Alvin's thong?
Yeah.
I was going to make that joke.
I was like, Coach, that's a pretty gay joke to make asking Sam for a thong shot.
It would be funny.
Pretty sure my heterosexuality would survive intact.
But I don't want to see it.
Well, I bought a pack of them kind of by mistake some years ago.
We joked about it on the show.
And I just, like, I had them ironically, but now I'm wearing them unironically, if you will.
It's funny you mentioned that I had to throw out an old pair of Haynes boxer briefs, like blue camo underwear today.
They were finally frayed to hell, but they just lasted forever.
Really, the elastic didn't do the thing where it's like dead and they were still comfortable.
It's cotton, so you're not getting any chemicals into your junk.
So I don't know if Haynes is still making underwear.
I probably are, but cotton Haynes boxer briefs lasted for like a Decade remarkably, but even I look, you know, I will wear socks until they have holes everywhere, and I'll wear underwear until they last.
Yeah, they're no good anymore.
Yeah.
I looked at these, I was like, okay, this looks like a homeless pair of boxers, boxer briefs.
So threw them in the trash.
Sort of, you know, in that vein, the reason that I am down in the gazebo tonight is because, dear daughter, we would have had a show earlier, but frankly, the family insisted that we were going to see.
Project Hail Mary.
And then my dear daughter, my only daughter, had knee surgery recently, and she is young.
Knee Surgery Recovery Tales00:05:55
She's not even a teenager yet.
I saw the incident.
She was playing soccer.
She crumbled and had to get carried off by her coach, but her knee didn't swell up.
So, an ACL tear is usually like your knee gets significant swelling and it's painful to walk, et cetera.
But she was able to walk around Walmart immediately after that game to get a treat.
So, I was like, okay, it can't be that bad.
But then her knee kept buckling at gym, at the next soccer game.
So then we went to the doctor, and the doctor said, It's probably not an ACL.
She's young.
She still seems like she has stability there.
So we have to do physical therapy.
So she did physical therapy for a month or whatever, a couple of times a week.
Got back to soccer, happened again.
Knee buckled, collapses on the field.
I said, Okay, now we go back to the doctor and say, It's MRI time.
It's MRI time.
What do you know?
Looks like there's no ACL there.
So my poor daughter had to go.
I was 20 or 21.
When I had my first one.
And it's fascinating, they have to do a special thing with kids to avoid the growth plate, et cetera.
But I insisted, you know, the whole journey.
Everything was wonderful, believe it or not.
The hospital was like sparkling.
We got surgery done in West Virginia.
I don't give too many details, not that it matters.
The surgeon was an upstanding white man, unquestionably, native born.
The nurses were wonderful.
They may have been TikToking during COVID.
I don't know, but they were friendly, competent, except for one was fat and had tattoos.
But she was just one of those.
She like had nothing to do with the whole thing.
But More importantly, the funniest story is we're maybe an hour out from the hospital, and it's just me and daughter.
Because I told my wife, I was like, I've been through this for, I've had four full ACL reconstructions and a fifth, like arthroscopic.
I was like, this is all me.
I'm going to comfort her.
I know exactly what she's going to expect.
And we're an hour out from the hospital, and she's been great.
She used the antibacterial soap on her leg, and she's all ready.
She had nothing to eat.
And she just exclaims, You know, I really love tic tacs.
And I look back, and she's like, Goblin tic tacs in the back seat an hour out from the hospital.
I was like, You gotta be kidding me.
She's a notorious sweet tooth.
So I'm like, Oh my God, you're not supposed to eat exactly.
You're not supposed to eat anything.
So then I had the crisis of when we were there and getting checked in and we were finally in the pre op room.
I was like, Do I say something?
Yeah, probably.
I was like, She's probably gonna be fine.
It's just a couple tic tacs, right?
They dissolve.
It's not like she had a cheeseburger or whatever.
But then I was also like, If I don't know how anesthesia works.
I don't know how important a purely empty stomach is.
So I just sort of said it offhand.
She had a couple of tic tacs on the ride in.
And then, boom, instantly they reset the clock and postponed the surgery by three hours.
So everybody was really friendly about it.
They were like, You think this is the first time a kid showed up and snuck something to eat?
So we were sitting in that pre op room for three hours.
She was like, she read, she watched TV.
I was on my laptop, I was on my phone.
I was like, all right, I'm good.
But she'd have any fear or was she upset by the prospect of going under the knife and being anesthetized and all that?
She probably would have been if it wasn't for, I was literally able to tell her exactly what to expect.
She was actually really excited for the whole anesthesia aspect.
I was like, no, you're going to be on the bed.
And then they started the IV drip with the sedative.
And then you're going to be wheeled out and you're going to feel a little funny, and then they're going to put a mask on your face.
So she was kind of curious by that part.
And I was like, look, it's going to suck for two, three, four days, maybe a week, and then you'll be back to normal and you're younger and lighter, et cetera.
So, yeah, good play on words there, Rollo.
And she's doing fine.
She's been great.
She's been a trooper, a little bit of a diva, if I might be honest, you know, with this.
Some friends came by to drop off a care package with her favorite sweets, but all went well.
Total great experience with the medical establishment where we got it done.
And so the people saying, why would you get an ACL surgery at that age?
She's a great athlete and her knee kept buckling.
And the doctor rightfully said, if one more knee, she could tear other things if she doesn't have stability there.
Yeah, she wants to keep a lot of much more serious injury, especially if you are in a sports situation with somebody else's body weight coming on you or something like that.
Exactly.
Slip slide your foot is bad, you could really catastrophically harm that joint.
So, you know, just we had to do it.
I said, you know, it sucks that you're this young.
Uh, and it's not like an ideal surgery because they have to avoid the growth plate, but better now than when you're, you know, maybe a star in high school at soccer or track or something else.
Um, let's get it done now, get it fixed.
Had to be done.
Yeah.
Yep.
So, so far, so good.
Knock on wood.
Uh, and what was the other thing?
Oh, she, yeah, I told her, I was like, when you come out of anesthesia, uh, you, Often say silly things or nonsensical things, you know, sometimes embarrassing.
And she was really fascinated by that.
So when she came out of anesthesia, she kept asking, she was like, Is this when I say something funny?
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Is this when I say something funny?
I was like, You don't funny?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But she, but she like internalized that.
And as soon as she came out of anesthesia, not being like, you know, it's lollipop, she was like, She was all set on that, which was very interesting.
It's not like, I was worried, or I wasn't trying to like psych her out or like hope that she said something strange.
But she internalized that to such a degree that when she woke up, her first thought wasn't her knee, but what she was going to say something funny.
And she eventually did as we were getting into the van to go home.
She goes, You're lucky I'm not a.
Yeah, I was lifting her up to get her into the car.
She goes, You're she really loud.
You're lucky I'm not a 300 pound fat ass.
I said, Yes, and the nurses laughed.
Who wheeled her out?
I said, There you go.
You finally said something funny.
That you probably wouldn't because when you come out of anesthesia, it's kind of like being drunk.
Yeah, just our answer.
Yeah, not sure where you are, maybe.
When I came out of my last one, there was a black nurse wheeling me out, and my wife was there to receive me.
I turned around to the nurse, I said, I told the doctor to add a few inches while he had the tools out, but I don't know.
My wife's like mortified.
Whatever, yeah, everybody has to say something stupid, but you know.
Anyway, spoiler alert, he did.
Yeah, I'm enhanced, though.
Just kidding.
All right.
The last thing I had in the stack after we've pivoted onto personal funny prostates, knees, hospitals, and ding-a-ling jokes is birthright citizenship went before the Supreme Court today.
And it looks iffy.
This is one of those things.
Credit, previous credit to Trump for forcing it to the Supreme Court.
And then negative credit to Trump for the fact that his nomination of a female black adopting bleeding heart Catholic.
I think Amy Coney Barrett is Catholic.
It looks like, if you force me to guess, I didn't listen to the whole oral hearing, but it sounds like, of course, you can count on Alito and Thomas to have common sense.
I suspect that Gorsuch and Kavanaugh will agree that birthright citizenship, as practiced for 100 years, is a farce.
But of course, Elena Kagan, Kitanji Brown, steal your wallet in Japan makes you a Japanese.
Dumbest thing anyone has ever said, by the way, like literally, of and I can consider Trump has said a lot of things in the last two weeks alone, and that was the dumbest thing ever said by anyone.
Yes, if I am in Japan as a tourist and I steal a wallet, I'm you know, reading between the lines, I'm subject to Japanese law, therefore, I'm sort of kind of a Japanese, which is funny.
On the she goes to theft and somehow thinks that stealing a wallet in Japan makes you Japanese.
If you commit a Crime in like that's what it seemed to be like.
If you commit a crime in another country, that's what makes you the citizen.
So if you, it was the blackest, most DEI hire thing I've ever heard, even from her, yeah, because she's got a long list of whoppers, uh, previously.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
What I'm fat, what I'm struggling to understand is let me ask you something, uh, Solicitor General.
I don't know if you actually did that, but you know, probably close to it.
But if you force me to guess, Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett are going to side with the three shitlibs, including Sonia Sotomayor, who looked like she was on death's doorstep the last time I saw her.
And yep.
Yep.
And we'll never get over the irony that George W. Bush appointed Alito, who has been rock solid on the most important things.
And George Herbert Walker Bush, of course, appointed Clarence Thomas famously.
And, you know, Clarence Thomas.
Honorary Harry, yeah, maybe Clarence Thomas is Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks.
No, I know, yeah, yeah.
We've got, yeah, we've got two good justices, we've got two wishy washy ones in Gorsuch and uh Kavanaugh.
We've got three just pure enemies, um, and all three of them are women, aren't they?
Yeah, Kagan, Sotomayor, and you get a Jew, a black, and a Hispanic from the Democrat nominations.
Is it a Hispanic or is it a Latina?
Is it like actually of Spanish descent or is it Central American?
Years ago, I think I was an undergrad when I understood the difference between Hispanic and Latina.
Hispanic is of Spanish origin.
Spanish speaking origin, I believe, technically.
Yeah.
No, no.
I'm pretty sure it's of like Spain origin.
And Latinx is of Latin American, like basically the Incan Mayans, Aztecs.
Very good.
And the Hispanics are the European descent, the high castes.
Yeah.
John Roberts saying, well, the world has changed, but the Constitution remains the same was like, just take me back to 2015 and at least we have the Constitution.
The white boy surrounded by a sea of blacks.
Yeah.
The world has changed, but at least we have the Constitution.
Give me a break.
Yeah.
It means less and less every day.
Yep.
And a lot of people are saying that, you know, forget the war, but if somehow the nine highest judges in the land decide that, you know, Just landing on a plane and giving birth pops out in American.
That is the crux, the turning point of saying, F this.
I mean, many of us, if not most of us, have been there for a long time over countless insanities, infuriations, et cetera.
But credit for getting it to this point.
And now the Supreme Court is going to decide whether a Chinese birth tourism company can airdrop 800 pregnant Chinese women and birth native born.
Bilingual spies loyal to the People's Republic of China.
We'll see.
It's going to come in June.
The argument happened.
The Solicitor General did not sound particularly impressive to me.
He had some weird speech impediment or voice thing going on, somewhat oddly reminiscent of RFK Jr.
And Roberts sounded like a faggot, who Roberts also did not look very healthy at the last State of the Union.
He and Sotomayor would be my guesses to die first, actually, of that bunch.
So we shall see.
But I will be honest, like between the war and the likelihood or probability that birthright citizenship is going to be upheld, I think that would be my last.
Like, okay, I am now shutting the door on hopes for any realistic reform or revolution from within the system.
It would just be too much.
You know, war for Israel, and then anybody who comes here can become an American.
Like, what are we even doing here?
It's over.
Do I have the gas to be a stem winder or a A firebrand on the way to go from there.
I don't know, but that is my last question for this show Sam and Rollo is, you know, where are we and where are we going?
I'm probably at the point in my life where, you know, you notice I talked about stocks and equities and real estate again.
I'm trying not to get hosed.
I'm trying to look out for my family.
I'm trying to not go bankrupt or live in poverty in a declining empire.
You know, it's the how did you go broke slowly and then, and then all of a sudden, more or less gradually than suddenly.
I believe it is the exact quote, probably from Hemingway and Sun Also Rises.
Regardless, that could happen here where we've been steaming along, debt fueled, immigration fueled, start whatever wars we want, and eventually the music stops.
And I think after this war, and perhaps with Birthright, we're going to be jumping ahead the tracks a lot to the point revolution, civil war, collapse, slow Brazilification.
I don't know.
Sam, yeah, go ahead.
For the enlightened Aryan that has energy yet in his body and in mind, there's always opportunities.
And it's a situation always fluid.
There are bad factors, but there's also good factors.
So it's a dynamic situation.
All the pieces are moving at once.
And the enlightened Aryan who has that warrior spirit will always find a way to prosper.
There will be new things.
There will be changing things.
The way you're speaking, if you're only going to look at it as trying to hold on to structures and relationships as they have been, well, those things are changing, you know, and we live in a very tumultuous time, which I look at as good.
You know, when things are status quo, we are not in power.
So when things remain status quo, then that means we remain out of power.
But when things are changing, Then we have opportunities.
So, yes, it is a scary time.
And I am very serious when I say I look at the news and things going on in the war, and those things are kind of scary, honestly, to me.
I do try to read it, but we only get so much information.
We're not there.
We don't see what is really happening.
We're sitting here waiting for something to happen.
So I don't know if we're recording here.
Are we still going?
I hope so.
Oh, yes.
Sam, I lost you.
I didn't hear the last 30 seconds to 45 seconds, and I just got it back by turning off the Bluetooth on one thing.
Yep.
Okay.
So, yeah, so that's what I say is that there's opportunities.
And for the brave and enthusiastic among us, there will continue to be opportunities.
Fair enough.
Rollo, not final thoughts necessarily, but yeah, I mean, the next four to six to decade looks a lot harder.
Than it did just a month or two ago, personally.
You agree?
Does it?
Does it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like right now, I think we are in the most kind of free fall that we've ever seen.
Yeah, because, right, because like it's like you said of the kind of the hastening of the relationship between America and Israel is certainly the unmasking of the extent of it.
It's dying with this, but like we don't know how long this could last.
Like the longer it lasts, the worse it gets.
But the worse it gets, the worse it gets for Jews.
This is one of those things where I am wondering if this is because I don't think Jews are smart.
I think a long time ago, they were they had to be clever and they had to navigate.
And then what they did, they're just rich and cocky.
Yes, exactly.
And then like they just gave their kids the keys to the kingdom, but they never taught them, like, all right, so we had to work very hard to stay in power.
So, what you need to do is you got to put all these things in front of you so you're not turned out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, so, and this is the thing that I've noticed, especially with media.
So, all these movies coming out, like the big Avengers movie was supposed to come out like next month, but they pushed it back to December.
And recently they said that they've been constantly rewriting the script and reshooting it.
So, there is definitely someone that's saying, like, You know, these last five years have been terrible, and it's all because of this gay DEI initiative.
Like, we used to make these movies that could just scrape by, and people liked them, and we stopped doing that, and now everyone hates them.
And then there's you know, that there's some Jew that's like, No, we're not here to make movies for the guy, we're here to sell a lifestyle to him.
And it's some Jew whose first job is the vice president of a billion dollar company, and then those same Jews are the same ones in Washington.
Where they're out there saying, no, Iran needs to be taken out today, Donald.
Okay, do you want people to see those pictures of you with those girls on the island, huh?
And of course, yeah, that they knew that this was their last gasp, yep, and hence why they pushed so hard.
And that's one thing that I'm thinking is like, are they just like, well, it's now or never, we'll never get it.
Like, the longer we wait, the longer that we wait, the more the Goyam are either going to rise up against us or the brown hordes are just never going to obey us, so they're.
This may be their project, Hail Mary, to just take out Iran.
Instead of being a smart parasite where they just latch onto the host and try to keep it as healthy as possible so it can survive, they're one of those parasites that's extremely lethal where they're not that contagious because they just kill the host.
So they just can't survive.
Because the thing is, if white people all die, It's over for Jews.
I don't think China is going to be a host for them.
I think that ship has sailed.
You know, they're all that speculation about Zuckerberg and his Asian wife.
100% that ship has sailed, and I think they're pivoting to India.
Which is laughable.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Indians are the only ones like Jews, number one, dude.
You don't like it because you're just jealous because they're so successful, dude.
How's our milkers?
They give me all the free pornography that I love.
Just so good, I loved it.
It's the only demographic that's out there saying like pro Jew stuff.
And Israel's like, Really?
This is going to be our new host.
Like, no, they're probably like, Oh, it's going to be great.
They're all doctors and engineers.
Wait, did we make that up, or is that one real?
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I don't even know anymore.
That's that's yeah.
So, I don't think that it's necessarily doom and gloom because this war largely doesn't really.
Affect us outside of the monetary value.
And the more that we have to shill out for the side effects of this, the more it's going to piss people off because people are going to start demanding to see the numbers.
Like, hey, hey, what are you taxing me?
Where is it going?
You're going to see more and more disenfranchised whites, and they're going to be forced to front this bill.
And you're going to see a lot more, a bigger rise in anti Semitism, I think.
And then they're going to try to activate as many golems as possible.
I really think so.
Because, like, you know, as much as like Jack Graham is bald and ugly, like, there it is.
Even people like him are going to have to say, like, well, you know, wow, just wow.
Like, what am I supposed to do now?
I can't afford all my OnlyFans accounts because no woman will touch my tiny pee pee.
So, like, even them, they're going to have to get, they're going to have to rise up and do something.
Like, hey, I'm getting screwed too.
And not pegged like the hookers that I paid to shove bowling pins up my butt for.
I don't have the crystal ball, but I suspect all empires die, all systems of government at least drastically change.
You know, are the Iranians of today the same as the Persians from Cyrus and Xerxes?
No.
But yeah, when the American Empire.
Well, the Russians of today aren't the stars.
Yeah.
Go, yeah, pivoting from winning the Cold War to getting sucked into the Iraq War, and then a quarter of a century later, almost doing the exact same thing again.
Is so retarded that I still wonder if there's some play afoot that I'm not seeing that it's not as bad as it possibly is.
Do you remember recently Barry Weiss said if Jews lose power one more time, it's all over for them?
Maybe they are just reading the writings on the wall and they're like, this is the end.
Or they're actually trying to hasten the end times and blow up all Aksa and build the third temple.
I mean, I don't rule it out.
Well, they know that people below a certain age in.
Whether on the left or the right, no longer support what they're doing or no longer have that sentiment integrated into their worldview that somehow the Jews are important, whether for religious reasons or any other reason.
Jews are now seen in a bad light, whether from a left wing or right wing perspective.
So they know that they have to consolidate power and make certain moves right now.
Yeah.
Like, is Bibi really like a messianist?
Jew.
Yeah, is he really alive?
Jew.
I don't know.
Well, that was kind of retarded.
He's dead.
I'd never, yeah, yeah.
Oh, those fingers move strange.
He's dead.
Seems to be alive.
But as of right now, it's still, yeah.
This whole show is a joke.
It's April Fool's Day now.
Many years ago, I gave up on trying to pull funny April Fool's jokes.
But as of right now, we are going to eventually turn tail and run, possibly leaving.
Yep.
Our bases in the Middle East for bases in Israel, which will only make the parasitism and the special relationship is the US and Britain, but really that's like old news.
The special, special relationship retardation is now the United States and Israel, and we might move our bases to Israel.
That's a huge brick out from under the foundation of the Judeo American Empire.
Where was I going with that?
Oh, yeah.
We're facing absolute Democratic resurgence.
Why?
Because we have two parties, and because they're not Donald Trump and the Republicans who start stupid wars and bring Americans home in caskets.
And once he has dug his own grave deep enough, that's when they will step in as the saviors, not because they, of course, have any principles.
That's the trick that I fell for in the W years the Democrats were more against the war.
The war was obviously stupid.
George W. Bush was obviously.
Stupid, ergo, Democrats good.
And some, our new brown near majority will totally jump at that at the Democrats as maybe even the anti, they're not going to be explicitly the anti APAC.
They'd have to get rid of so many politicians to make that plausible.
Get rid of all of them for like Thomas Mann.
I just think this plan, the plan executed for taking down Iran or any other things in the Middle East is a long range plan that.
It does not seem to matter which party is in power because they both take their orders from the Jew.
Well, I also think we're possibly looking at a Vietnam type issue where Trump is just going to pull out prematurely and it's going to be a catastrophe, but he's going to say, We won the war, guys.
Yeah.
We did it.
And the most retarded thing was him saying, You know, I think it was him or a very senior official who said, You know, we'll come back and mow the lawn or, you know, top off and hit something we have to.
And the Iranians.
Hearing that are saying, okay, we will blow everything dismissed.
Like, we're not doing that.
Like, the condition, so far as they can keep enough people alive and their chain of command and their communications intact, their messaging seems to be simple.
If you want this to end, you have to go away and provide us something that is ironclad promise that you're not going to do this again.
And if you are still dangling, Israel never will.
It would, you know, and the whole Joe Kent thing, like, I listened to the Tucker interview.
Did you listen to the Mark Levin one?
I heard the excerpt of it.
I did not tune into it.
He used to be a Mark Levin listener back in the Tea Party days, but I'm not terribly impressed by Joe Kent.
I applaud him.
I salute him for publicly resigning and naming the lobby as he did.
Personally, I find it unfair for me to cast shade on somebody who took such a massive risk, possibly to his own life, by resigning publicly and naming the lobby as he did.
But for him to still appeal to the better angels of Trump's nature and describe him as deceived is pathetic.
Tucker does that too, where like he does that too.
Yeah, that's pathetic too.
Yeah, he's constantly naming Israel and he'll say, I love Israelis.
I love Israel.
I love them to exist.
Love Jews.
Not anti Semitic.
But it seems like they're, you know, cause wars and kill thousands of people.
Everything that's wrong with the world is them.
Fucking caveat.
The caveats we're gas when you stop with the caveats like, not anti Semitic, but like, how about you just say I'm racist and I'm anti Semitic because that's the honest, uh, intelligent way to view the world and to hold yourself as a white man,
especially since they're attacking him as though he were and possibly they possibly opened a federal investigation treasonous, yes, yeah, leaks, he was a leaker, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, in the men's room in front of a urinal, everything else is always gummed up charges.
And he will be under the hot seat when and if the Democrats come back into power.
Trump can't.
Mark, probably not, right?
They won't straight.
It'll be like the Trump and Hillary thing.
They'll be like, no, no, no way.
Democrats always go through all that.
They're going to impeach Trump for sure.
Yeah.
No, Democrats.
Always act with their power.
Republicans never do.
If the roles were reversed, Hillary, if she were the president and had the same level of charges on Trump, she would have 100% put him in jail.
100%.
And their whole base would have, wow, you're so brave.
Slay Queen, you go, girl.
That's what it would have been.
There wouldn't be anyone saying, well, wouldn't it be right to go after Donald Trump?
No, the whole base would be frothing at the mouth like, what, you're just going to arrest him?
You're not going to kill him by peeling his skin off slowly and feeding him to animals at the zoo in front of his family.
What kind of person did we elect?
I thought we elected a leader.
That's what you would be getting from them.
Never forget that the Democrats are evil to their core.
This whole thing, getting laser focused on Republicans.
Just getting laser focused on Republicans because they're pro Jew.
Democrats are also this whole idea.
That Democrats are anti Semitic.
That comes from Jews saying that.
So, like, now you're going to believe them.
Yeah, that's retarded.
That's as retarded as Jack Graham is bald.
But, like, never forget that the Democrats are like, their whole goal is genociding whites, and they're open about it.
Like Joe Biden was like, it's a great thing that whites are a minority in America.
It's great that infrastructure is crumbling.
It's great that prosperity is down and crime is up.
It's great that there's no one to pay the taxes because there's so few people that actually work and pay into this.
That's a great thing.
It's a great thing.
Bill Clinton, when he was president, was actually the first one in a National Press Club speech to say, like, you know, it's a beautiful thing that the white majority is declining, more or less.
That's what he said.
But yeah, Gavin.
Gavin AOC in 2020.
I'm more of the belief that AOC will be the running mate over Gavin.
I think Gavin, just like every time they try to dip his chosen.
I think more likely she would be the nominee over Gavin.
Every time they try to try.
This is your Jay Ensley call.
Yeah, it is because.
I'll shut up.
But it wasn't Gavin.
I picked him over Gavin, and it wasn't Gavin.
Like, again, I lived under that retard.
Nobody likes him other than boomer women.
I'm telling you now, brown people vote for him because he promises free Gibbs for them.
Like, he has been destroying California.
And right now, we're facing a gas crisis, and he's shutting down the refineries and the nuclear power plant.
Like, the one that was responsible for almost a fifth of the energy.
And then, this is the thing like, this is the most obvious political move.
Like, oh, gas is getting expensive.
Okay, we're going to increase oil production to lower the cost in California.
And then people go, Oh, dang, he's going to do that despite Trump.
I want him as my president.
Instead, he's like, No, I'm going to increase the cost of your gas.
They're going to go, I don't want that as my president, especially because it's like, Hey, I'm just like Patrick Bateman.
What do you think?
That's not good.
That guy's not going to be the nominee.
If that guy's the nominee, it's because they want JD Vance to be president.
That is what they're going to do.
I say AOC.
Yeah.
Because AOC checks all the boxes.
They were able to bury her controversy, and she has been mostly a team player in the kind of like not completely anti Israel.
For Washington, but not super pro Israel for her base.
She really rides that line.
And then there's like, and you know, there's going to be stupid people that they're going to like, but she got big boobs, bro.
Like, dude, she's done.
Imagine, like, we got like a sexy president, even though she's got like a meth mouth donkey face.
But you know that there's going to be like all the gooners out there.
Like, she's the perfect candidate.
Yeah, but there's a huge party machinery that is going to say, no, she's not ready to be.
President, I think, yeah, I think it's more likely Josh Shapiro is the donors.
I think Josh Shapiro is more likely.
I don't think I don't, I actually think the Democrat Party has enough anti Semitism or it, you know, whatever that Shapiro will be dead in the water.
Uh, I think it's Gavin AOC because you got the white man, like that'll browns vote Democrat no matter what, like the numbers have shown.
Since the 60s, like they just vote like 95%, they like charisma.
They go like this, voted for Trump.
Trump did better with browns and blacks, yeah.
Because he had jail, no, because he went to jail, and they're like, He's literally me, yeah.
Hey, Gavin Newsom won in California, QED, uh, the one of the least white states, and also.
Right now, they are not convinced that the Democrats are going to win the governorship.
Like, there's a lot of.
In California?
Yeah.
They're like, they're genuinely worried that the Republicans are going to take it.
Sam, I think Rollo's on medication.
Look it up.
Look it up.
No, no, no.
I've been very nice.
You don't know anything.
You told me you think he's a QT.
I read the tea leaves and I know which wind is blowing.
No, you don't.
You're telling me a Republican is a threat to win the governorship of California?
What's his name?
Yes.
Look it up.
I don't know.
I don't care.
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Look it up.
You don't even know his name.
I don't care.
I don't care about politics in this state.
Why am I a California dog?
I read the dirt sheets, pal.
Everything about him is a disaster.
His past is a disaster.
Closing down all the shops, but keeping his winery open.
Everything is terrible.
If you are just looking surface level, Gavin Newsom seems like the perfect candidate.
So, why didn't they run him in 2024?
Because they knew it was a disaster.
So, they said, why wasn't Jay Inslee the nominee in 2024 as you promised them?
No one knows who he is.
He's not even the governor of Washington anymore.
That guy's just gone.
Yeah.
And both of them, and Jay Inslee and Gavin Newsom, are both nephews of Nancy Pelosi.
There you go.
It's going to be Gavin Inslee or Newsom Inslee.
It's not going to be Newsom.
It's not going to be Newsom.
Josh Shapiro and AOC are my.
Are my two picks.
You want to make a bet like I did with the tall Nord?
Just kidding.
I can't believe he publicized that.
I got people saying, oh, you know, coach, you're rooting for boots on the ground.
I was like, okay, I guess Loretz decided to go public with our high stakes wager.
Since he put it out there, the amount and the details, I figure out here at the end of the show when nobody's listening, we had an argument debate.
It was totally friendly.
And, you know, He living in much greater proximity to Russia than I was, I don't know if it was media induced or whatever, but really thought that, you know, the US and Russia were going to come into direct conflict.
And somehow I was like, there's way more likelihood that the United States is going to go to war with Iran than with Russia.
They were parsing it all out.
And it came down to boots on the ground.
What's more likely US boots on the ground shooting, not gay ops, not like a spy or maybe a special op thing here or there, but like legitimate Marines or army on the ground in Russia or in Iran?
And I bet Iran and he bet Russia.
If, you know, whichever came first and it was just one or the other.
And that was the bet.
And we may be, I may be booking a flight to Oslo soon.
To collect like the black guy behind the tree rubbing his hands, or maybe a soprano's guy with a pipe.
No, he, yeah.
Anyway, yeah, we'll see.
But obviously, that is shaped up to be in my favor.
And I.
Well, you're not rooting for it.
You just think that that's what's going on.
Yeah, I mean, like, so to be completely honest, I hope that it happens for the long term effect of the.
I don't care about humiliation.
I care about humbling of America and the suffering of Israel.
Even if you got some gangbanger Marine who deserves to get blown to bits by a patriotic Iranian freedom fighter, I'm not going there.
But I want this stupid, Jew directed.
See, I'm using stupid.
I want this Jewish war to go as disastrously as possible so that.
The United States and Israel can never possibly operate this tightly again.
Ideally, that the Zionist entity ceases to be a functional force on the world stage.
I'll put it there clearly because I'm still not quite comfortable with going all the way.
And one of the ways to do that would be to do some stupid shit in Karg Island or Latak or whatever the hell it is.
I think there's actually an island called Hormuz in the Hormuz Strait.
And see the consequences of Jewish control of your president and your foreign policy and your military, and dispense with the bullshit about rockets and 47 years ago and the Iranian revolution.
That's my point, and I'm sticking with it.
75 years ago.
Could lead, yeah, could lead, I know.
47 years ago, 49 years ago, yeah.
This could lead to global depression and starvation due to the fertilizer and stuff, and the Iranians are like, sorry, you attacked us.
Like, we have.
To use what we have, and guess who gets fed first?
It's not us, it's Israel.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
To tell all your normies, tell your normies they're like, hey, they think do it.
And boy, get gas expensive, just tell them, hey, look up how much Israel gets from every day.
Look at how many of them get free apartments and phones and health care.
There's a lot of big craters in their country right now.
Yeah, the biggest baller move, money wise, would be to short.
The Israeli stock market, if there was a way to do that, I don't know.
Imagine the satisfaction and the pleasure the stock market.
No, no, no, no.
There's literally like a Tel Aviv or whatever index.
I don't mess around with options and shorting or whatever, but if you could short the Israeli stock market and see that sucker plunge and you get filthy rich off the destruction of the head of the snake's lucre, you'd be on cloud nine for like the rest of your life.
You know what's so crazy?
The craziest thing about that is there's one guy that could do it that has historically done it that won't because it's Israel.
Oh, right.
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Yeah.
Shorting your own country stock.
Yeah.
I, I, yep.
Was there a pop quiz there, or were you referring to someone, or you were just, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's the M.O. of George Soros.
Okay.
Yeah.
But of course, yeah.
It's just like, ultimately, they are Jews in the end.
It's like much money.
He'd make so much money, it'd be unethical to make it off of the like suffering of his fake country.
Yep.
Like from his perspective.
All right.
We're now into April 2nd.
Yeah.
We're into April 2nd.
That was a very long.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Sam.
Yeah, please.
I can hear the sounds like birds or something in the background by you, coach.
Is that by the Disney?
The sun's coming up.
Yes.
I'm in Bermuda.
Secret.
Yeah.
We're ahead of this.
I was implying we've been going that long.
No, it's only 12 14.
Must be nice weather out there by you, coach.
It's warm.
Yeah, it was.
Of course, as soon as I came down here, it started raining.
I had my old WN hoodie on.
I was trying to shield the laptop.
But no, there's frogs and peepers.
I think what you're hearing about the peepers in the spring is kind of faint.
Frogs, for sure.
Yeah, I was hoping that they came through a little bit, but it wasn't like a jungle, you know, sometimes.
Sounds nice.
But yeah, a few days ago, we had some beautiful temperatures at touching 80.
Degrees, but it literally was just one day or two days, and we're back down in the 30s.
We've had some overnights in the 30s, so I'm coming around to say don't get accustomed to that nice weather you're having right there.
You're going to have some cold weather coming your way.
Well, yeah, for sure.
And I hope the audio wasn't, aside from the frogs, you know, down here, I'm too far to get the OG signal from the Wi Fi router at the house.
So I'm on the extender.
And that's why I had my camera off for this entire thing.
Pretty good.
I'm going to say overall.
Okay, not bad.
Thank you.
That's reassuring because you're hearing it, which I can't hear it.
I think the last time I was down here was maybe the interview that we did with Steve and Ash's wife.
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
When I had to like rush home to make it in time for five o'clock.
All right.
We are going to be back soon.
Take a break.
We'll be back in the next episode.
My prostate is about to bust out.
And we'll do a little, we're not going to do like a spring spectacular, like two hours of gardening, et cetera.
Maybe, you know, when we will talk about it, what Sam's doing, what I'm doing, which has been very little to date, but As the weather has gotten better, I have been putzing around.
Just today, I deliberately left this is kind of a spoiler.
I left an old pumpkin out by the gate and just sort of, I was going to move it because it's tacky to leave your Halloween and your October stuff up for a long time.
But I was like, no, let's just see what happens to that pumpkin rather than smashing it or carving it up.
And it just sort of desiccated.
I picked it up.
It was like light as a feather.
And I brought it over to my main area that is our.
General potato area and open up, and all the seeds were still in there.
I thought maybe rodents or squirrels would have gotten in there and eaten all the seeds.
I don't know if those seeds will be seasoned by sitting there since October, but we'll find out.
And it is that time of year, wherever you live, condo, city, country, et cetera, you got to do something.
You got to grow something.
Yeah.
So that's the whole thing is even though you were not keen to do a gardening episode, but I personally and my family, my wife and I have.
Been inspired over these last five years or so that we've been doing the garden show to do gardening, and it has expanded every year.
It has become more interesting and more ambitious each year.
And if even though we may not do an entire show devoted to that, at least I think a bit of a segment devoted to that is good because there are future full house listeners or current full house listeners who have not maybe heard all those shows.
And everybody should get out there and do something with the springtime has sprung.
And we sure have had some beautiful days, though we in our area are not completely out of it yet.
Absolutely.
And those shows, of course, are evergreen.
It's not like there was any contemporary timeliness to most of them.
So you could go back and just enjoy them.
And it's not like politics or who is right on this or that.
Not like this episode.
This one is like we're on the verge of World War III and a global depression.
I don't mind Trump's bluffing and lying and boasting.
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If things are going well here, You show me the war.
When you start a war for Israel, it's like the worst thing in the world to see a fucking blumber.
That's like, sorry, Rollo.
You can bleep it or leave it and whatever.
I don't care because it's totally sincere.
I'll leave it.
But to your point, Sam, what I've done so far that has been most satisfying is I get my Milwaukee hedge trimmer battery powered, totally mobile.
In the olden days in the suburbs, I had one of those cord things, which was a nightmare.
You're always worried you're going to sever the cord.
And I've just been going around massacring.
The thorn vines and like this very invasive thing.
And I strangely keep thinking about geopolitics and our relationship to Israel as I'm cutting those thorny, invasive vines.
Yep, exactly.
And the honeysuckle vines, they will strangle a tree to death.
And there's a metaphor there that I'm struggling to achieve, but the audience perhaps could be smart enough to see the analogy.
Anyway, all right, fam, let's get out of here.
1220 on Thursday, April 2nd.
Go ahead, Sam.
I wanted to mention if you like to listen to something else too, I do some shows for White Noise Radio.
It's on Telegram.
We are White Noise Radio, all one string of characters.
And we do an interesting thing.
Jay Haight, our friend, we all know Jay, good dude.
And he will put out, it sounds kind of funny to describe it, but hear me out.
So he'll put out a letter of the alphabet, and then everyone will nominate bands.
Beginning with that letter of the alphabet.
So I just did not too long ago the letter N, which I was very dearly waiting to do.
But now I'm going to be doing the letter O.
And you might say, well, that sounds kind of odd.
Well, yes, but you know what it does?
It forces you to go outside of your, these have to be skinhead or white nationalist band, but it makes you go a little bit outside of your normal habits of listening.
And when people bring up different bands, maybe some of them I'm not very familiar with or maybe not even have heard of.
It gets you to listen to other things than your normal habit, as I say.
So I will be doing the letter O bands coming up here shortly.
And also, Manor Bun has a podcast called the Manor Bun Dispatch on Telegram channel Manor Bund.
And we have shows on there, whether sometimes topical or more evergreen content.
We talk about all kinds of things.
If people feel like they want to hear something more, then definitely come over and visit there.
Thank you, Sam.
I actually went to see our most recent episode on the website to see.
I thought that I had White Noise Radio in the, you know, check out this, check out that.
But I will add We Are White Noise Radio and Madden Bun to the sort of just the references so people have the links.
Obviously, they're hearing it here, but to give a little boost to the listenership.
And yeah, I'll maybe tune into a Tucker interview here or there.
These days, but I've basically just been working and listening to music and doom scrolling for sure.
Yeah.
Speaking of music, how about closing music?
Do we have something or can I suggest something?
We have my pretty of I'm Your Puppet, but it's about Donald Trump.
Sam, suggest something.
I have something in mind.
It's a Gorillaz track called On Melancholy Hill that I think is actually a beautiful song, but I don't necessarily want to go out.
It's a sad song, and it actually gets me a little bit choked up.
It feels like we're on the verge of that, but nominate yours now.
Okay.
Or after the.
Yeah, go ahead.
What are you proposing?
And then I'm going to play Fuhrer for Full House and make a decision after the show after I listen to what you suggest.
Yep.
Well, the song that I'm suggesting is a new song that has come out.
So I always like to bring something new out.
Just for its own sake.
But the song is called Soar Raven Soar.
It's by a band called Brutal Attack.
And these guys have been around.
This is their 45 years anniversary.
Hell yeah.
They've been putting this out, or more than, well, actually more than 45 years now.
But the main guy, Ken, is a couple years older than me.
He started when he was 16 years old.
So that is cool in and of itself.
But this particular song, I think, speaks to what we've been talking about with war, our.
Concerns and maybe underlying fear, but the chorus is Sore Raven, Sore Harbinger of War.
You know, and I just feel like that is, and he's talking about that.
He says, We realize times are getting tight, but we'll follow you on your glorious flight.
It's a really catchy song.
I think it's cool.
We should play it.
Amen.
And just breaking across the wire, Joel Davis, Scott Bale.
Yeah, I see that.
Tom Sewell.
Yep.
So, yeah, send me the file, Sam.
I'll listen to it.
If I don't go with it, that's no insult to brutal attack.
It's just, you know, some of Sam's jams totally hit, and other ones I'm like, I don't know how much the audience will dig that.
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Obviously, the guys already in the scene will.
Okay, we love you, fam.
We'll be back as soon as possible.
Stay safe.
Whatever you do, don't, if you have money in the market, at least log in, see what's going on, and consider making a little move here or there.
Make some decisions because.
The market has been cluster bombed by copium or hopium or tricks or whatnot.
And I think it's a little opportunity to say, F you, and your money is more important than your vote, and your survival is more important than your opinions.
So keep your priorities straight and don't view a little bit of action on that front as Jewish or selfish or materialistic.