More fun than four grown men should be allowed to have this week as we discuss our worst juvenile indiscretions, near-death experiences, spooky tales, the puberty talk, cheap beers, and throw in some geopolitics for good measure. It's the most wonderful time of the year! Bumper: "DMC 12 Gauge" by Red Marker Break: "That House" by Dance With the Dead Close: "His Eyes" by Pseudo Echo "Homeschooling: Do I Have What It Takes?" on Amerikaner And be sure to patronize Above Time Coffee Roasters. Support Full Haus here or at givesendgo.com/FullHaus Censorship-free Telegram commentary: https://t.me/prowhitefam2 Telegram channel with ALL shows available for easy download: https://t.me/fullhausshows Gab.com/Fullhaus Odysee for special occasion livestreams and back library being uploaded! Full Haus syndicated on Amerikaner RSS: https://fullhaus.libsyn.com/rss All shows since Zencast (S) deplatforming: https://fullhaus.libsyn.com/ And of course, feel free to drop us a line with anything on your mind at fullhausshow@protonmail.com. We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week!
If you were alive and alert in the 1990s, you probably remember the world's worst advertising campaign by the office supply chain Staples, in which the wonderful crooning of Andy Williams' 1963 Christmas classic, It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, was horrifically set to what is objectively the worst time of the year, the end of summer and back to school.
Well, I am now declaring October the most wonderful time of the year with apologies to the Christmas fans because it's got it all.
Spectacular weather, gorgeous foliage, homecoming, soccer and football games, Columbus Day, low utility bills, Halloween decorations, including now Halloween lights, hayrides, the freshest local apples, haunted houses, no-biting insects, bonfires, corn mazes, spooky movies, and of course, the coup de grace to the whole month-long feast for the senses, carving pumpkins, and trick-or-treating with your kids.
If you're lucky enough to have ones young enough to still need mom and dad to tag along.
And yes, I appreciate it all the more this year after a legitimate near-death experience last week.
So if you have kids, enjoy.
If you don't have them yet, you can't imagine the joys ahead of you.
And if yours are already teenage bums or out of the house, you'll always have grandkids to look forward to.
So, Mr. Producer, let's fly.
Welcome, everyone, to episode 143 of Full Haunted House, the world's least ghoul-ish show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the undead.
I am, as always, your gratefully alive host, Ghost Grimstock, back with another hour or two, we'll see, of healthy, informed, common sense, and justified family-friendly extremism for your enjoyment.
Kind of channeled Cantwell there a little bit.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, grand gratitude to the benevolent bros who heard our PSA last week and answered the call.
So to Matthew, Adam, Ben doesn't like lip tards, Alan, and doomsday.
Thank you so much.
And as our way of gratitude, I wanted to share a few of the notes that they dropped us.
Matthew said, I have been enjoying the fatherland and now Full House for quite a while as a free fag, and I've been feeling guilty about not supporting it.
So I figured it was time.
Thank you all.
Thank you, Matthew.
An anonymous donor wrote in, great show.
I catch everyone.
Thanks to Full House and a larger cause.
We just welcomed our fourth child, a second daughter who is sleeping on my chest right now.
No doubt at all, your pronatal prodding has led us to a much more fulfilling experience in life.
Never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith.
You're making a huge difference.
Hail the folk.
Hail Full House and hail victory.
Thank you, Anonymous.
And not even finally, Ben Hates Libtard says, love Full House, not a fan of Libtards.
Thank you, Ben.
Same here.
And Alan says, keep it up, brothers.
It means so much to me.
And finally, Doomsday says, keep it up, guys.
Glad to see you have been posting on time these days.
Thank you, Doomsday.
And you did earn the right to rib me.
It's always Smasher or me who are the reason for the show being late.
Rolo and Sam are always ready to go.
All right.
And if you'd like to be like those king contributors, visit us at givesendgo.com slash fullhouse or full-house.com and the support us tab.
And that is enough of me for now.
Let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, he was once suspended from school, not for dressing as George Lincoln Rockwell to his junior high school costume dance, but for defending the honor of a white woman and punching out what they called in those days a Negro in the parking lot.
Sam, how are you?
Thanks, Coach.
That's so nice.
Yeah, those were the days.
But yeah, full spook house.
I like the idea of that.
And we got a lot of spook houses around here, too.
They're 365 days a year, though.
You can tell one of the harbingers of the changing season behind me, you can see the lemon tree, which we just brought in because we're getting some nights in the 30s now.
So it's time to come in.
And you could see it's really grows and excels out there when it's outside in the sunlight and the weather.
But once it hits a certain temperature, it's got to come inside.
So here it is.
That's a useful PSA, Sam, because there is an Arctic blast coming.
If you live east of the Mississippi and north of somewhere around Tallahassee, we're going to get freezing temperatures next week.
Looks like Tuesday.
So, yep, bring in those lemon trees and watch out for those water spigots.
What do they call them?
Hose bibs on the outside.
I got one or two that you can't shut off from inside the house.
So they make these things called a freeze or an anti-freeze spigot.
It just screws right on to the hose bib and you can open it up and no water comes out.
But when it goes below freezing, it just allows a little bit of water to drip out.
It's sort of a cheap and easy.
And it's worked for me two winters in a row if you can't meterize your hose bibs better than like putting a cap on it, I think.
Well, that happened to me one time.
We had the coil of hose and we didn't take it off the spigot and the water that was retained in there, it caused the brass fitting to burst, actually.
So yeah, as long as you just don't have anything connected to them, they should be all right.
Amen.
So, all right, fam, get those plants in, winterproof your houses.
Next up, he was once suspended from military service, not for dressing up as Timothy McVay to his army ball, but for questioning what the hell is it exactly that we're doing here anyway.
Smasher, how are you, my friend?
I'm doing pretty good.
Pretty good.
Glad to be here.
I don't know what dressing up as Timothy McVay would look like other than a buzz cut.
You wouldn't want to wear an orange jumpsuit.
That would be just too obvious.
Tough costume to pull off.
Unless you get one of those like high-quality Hollywood masks, but I'm also just like too thick.
Sergeant McVay, the honorable Sergeant McVay, was a bit of a slender fellow.
Maybe you carry around a bag of fertilizer or something like that.
Just driving a rider truck.
Myth thought that he was a total willing government agent and that he didn't actually get executed and got whisked away somewhere to live his days in peace and isolation.
I haven't looked into it enough.
There were reports of people would report seeing him places.
So I could believe it.
People also still report that they see Elvis.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Together, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's possible that he was the victim of a gay op.
You know, he kind of was the white victim of the FBI setting him up or something.
I think that's within the realm of possibility, but I think it's another case of if that is what happened, he is just a victim with honest intentions.
And those honest intentions got hijacked the same way that like, you know, January 6th, all of those people meant it.
And then the FBI was like, oh, yeah, here, just come this way.
And now we're going to arrest you.
Yeah.
Apparently, Devin Stack and the Pat Con edition gets to it.
And I actually sat down.
I heard enough people rave about that series, Pat Con 1, 2, 3, and I think 4, that I sat down to watch four.
And I made it like an hour and a half.
And I was like, I can't sit at my laptop for four hours just to watch part one.
And then I went to do something else.
This happens so much.
He's a little long-winded on those things.
But apparently he talks about McVay and some of the suspicious stuff behind him.
But Smasher, I wanted to ask again, not to have you do like NJP exposed or unexposed, but any takeaways from the actions and Waukesha stuff that you saw or feedback that you got.
Maybe that the other guys didn't talk about.
Well, I haven't been listening to anything lately.
I broke my phone and I got a new one and I just have not set up all my like podcast shit.
So, oh, crap.
My podcast stuff.
So I haven't been downloading any episodes and listening to anything for the most part lately.
And yeah, go ahead.
Whatever you want to share.
Yeah.
Well, what I'll say is that, so we did kind of like a little pub crawl on Friday night just to go out and talk to people and whatever.
And I had a bunch of people, well, everybody that we talked to was totally in support.
They're like, yeah, this is BS.
And we're, so we all like, we had the, you know, Daryl Brooks tweet on our phone and stuff.
We're like, do you see this?
Do you know that he said this?
And they're like, oh my God.
You know, people Fed posting.
We had multiple.
I had six individuals myself call him a nigger without me prompting it.
Like regular, you know, healthy looking, you would assume like, you know, somewhere in the middle class, like white liberals living out in the middle of nowhere, just going, that nigger.
Like, I was like, wow.
Yeah.
Like people Fed posting, calling him a nigger and saying that he should be hung and stuff.
I'm like, damn.
Okay.
And that reflects what we've heard from Boomer Waffen and Middle America Ritlar.
These aren't just like these aren't even boomers.
That's it, right?
You know what I mean?
Like, if it was a bunch of, if we were at a boomer barque bar, like, okay, but this was this, most of these spots were like you would have guessed that they were maybe college bars at best.
Maybe like grad school bars where they're not quite like going out.
They're not dive bars, but they're, you know, social areas that, you know, are very much like kind of normie liberal and whatever.
And these people are just going for it.
All right.
Good to hear.
And yeah, I mean, it sounded like, you know, there are a couple of people came up to give you a guff when you're out front of the courthouse and whatnot, but lots of honks and the rest of it.
Yep.
Literally, the only people that had anything negative to say were very clearly like not well.
You know what I mean?
Yep.
They're screaming, incoherent garbage.
The one lady started talking about how corrupt the Waukesha Police Department was.
And we were like, we don't really care about that necessarily.
Like, that's not at all what we're talking about.
What are you talking about?
She started screaming.
I was like, all right, lady, you are insane.
Please continue.
Yeah, I used to walk or run past the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue all the time.
And the very last thing, even if I saw some like radical leftist or really stupid protester cause, like the last thing I wanted to do was stop and talk to those people and give them a piece of my mind.
I just wanted to steer away from them.
I think normal people are like, oh, okay, somebody's protesting.
Except when I saw pro-abortion protesters in God bless West Virginia and a bunch of other people saw him too.
That was tempting to get out and give cat ladies and baby killers a piece of my mind, although I didn't have time at the time.
I didn't want to honk because they would have taken that as a support.
So, all right, an exception to my rule.
Thank you, Smasher.
We can talk more about it later if we want.
Finally, he has never been suspended from anything because he was homeschooled, had no friends, and was a total boy.
Rolo, tell us the truth.
I'm sure you've gotten in trouble at one point in your life.
What's the worst?
Say pre-20s, pre-18.
I got suspended from school for a dress.
All right.
What?
Did you throw your lunch at your mom?
That's a half-truth.
No, no, well, I wasn't homeschooled and other things are probably true enough.
But no, I violated dress code and the Mexican vice principal.
No, it's too long.
It was too long.
They suspended you for that?
Yeah.
Just make you go home and change.
No, someone, a student complained about what I was wearing.
It was not anything gay or weird, but a student complained because it was just a person that didn't like me.
And the principal or the vice principal suspended me for like two days for pretty much it was it was a dress code violation, but it was for offending or intimidating the student.
Like that was like the official reason.
All right.
Were you wearing an American flag or something?
I'll tell you off air what it was, but it was like, it was, it was okay.
Because it was something I had worn before.
And then a teacher came up to me and said, hey, I don't know if you should be wearing that.
You know, maybe, maybe.
All right.
Memory testing time.
I'm going to ask Sam and Smasher.
Full house loyalists, of course, know my worst teenage transgressions in school was supposedly starting a food fight for which I got suspended and suspended from the Honor Society and had to take all my finals after finals were over.
And then, yeah, I told that one and then at home throwing a rager in probably October of 96 or 97.
And then the cops coming and somebody's mom ratting me out to my mom earned me 30 days.
Not detention, but grounding.
Sand, can you remember from your high school or younger days the worst thing that you did or the most trouble you got in?
Boy.
Too many to recount.
Yeah, no, I flew under the radar, really.
I mean, we did things.
We did, we, we spray painted bad things on the school.
We celebrated Hitler's birthday.
And, you know, in the era that I was in school, their thing was to just, like, they would just stop you from doing that.
They would just, all right, okay, we're taking that away.
Or, you know, so I didn't get in that kind of trouble.
Sorry to disappoint.
Smart man then, smart man now.
Smasher, I'm afraid to ask.
I guess you get, was the spoiler?
Was your mom working in the school and you threw your lunch at her?
Trying to imply that Rolo was homeschooled during his lunch.
Oh, okay.
All right.
So you didn't throw your lunch at your mom.
That's good.
I did throw my lunch one time, but not at my mom.
Was that the potato?
Was that the moment?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That couldn't have been the worst.
I think that's the worst I've ever got in trouble for.
Wow.
All right.
I got more trouble than you guys.
Go figure.
Well, I remember getting called down to the office and they called my mother in.
I was having this dispute or, you know, yelling with this.
It was a girl, actually.
She was an older upperclassman, too.
And it was some stupid thing.
They called my mother in and it was like humiliating.
But, you know, it was nothing.
All right.
Bunch of good boys on Full House here.
Not surprising.
I was absolutely.
I used to get in trouble just for like arguing with teachers and stuff.
My one, oh man, this one broad.
She was an English teacher and she's also a lawyer.
And so I would get into arguments with her and she would use really gay, like just like pill pull, basically.
I'm Jewish and a woman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it used to make me so mad because I knew that it was like not a truthful way to argue.
But I didn't have all of the, you know, I wasn't equipped to deal with it.
So I'd get mad and just scream at her and call her like an effing bitch and stuff.
And be like, you're just, you're just lying and you're using this bullshit method of argumentation that you learned in law school that doesn't even actually make any sense, except for the fact that like we have this garbage like logic system that is more beholden to what some people decide instead of what actually makes sense.
And like we'd get into these screaming matches with each other.
So she was like the high school version of Greg Johnson, you know, argumentation.
Yeah.
Sorry.
We'll talk about that a little later.
And I can't remember what anything that we ever argued about was, you know, but I just remember, oh, God, and I'd get in trouble all the time because I just bitch.
Ooh.
Smasher.
Yeah.
All right.
More work for Rolo.
That's fine.
He needs it.
Yeah.
I'm doing it because he said his editing software is broken.
So free license.
You know, I still think there is value.
Obviously, the really grotesque stuff of public schools is a real hazard.
Homeschool your kids if you can, if you want to.
But there's also valid, you know, there's some value in being in those environments and getting a taste of the way of the world that, you know, it's, that's kind of how it is out there.
And getting exposed to it in high school, at least, is not the worst thing.
I've heard a lot of guys say they're going to homeschool their kids until high school and then throw them in.
I was like, ooh, I get it, but that's a little bit of a rough time to throw them into that environment.
Go ahead, Rolo.
Well, the problem is, like, you know, you experience the fun things that we went through in high school.
It was still mostly white where now like people are struggling.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's if the white kids are all gay and then everyone else is either a violent Mexican or a feral black.
So like homeschooling.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, that you, your kid might come home with that.
There's a lot of hazards, but there's like a genuine fear that your child may be murdered because some blacks said, no, today's the day.
Very true.
Yep.
Yeah.
Alice drills.
Alice drills are a new thing where the kids do the, they don't call it active shooter drill.
They call it an Alice drill, which is a grim reminder of the rest for sure.
Small, but it exists.
Send your kids to public school.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I always tell people when I'm talking about homeschooling with people.
Some people are, you know, they get focused on right away.
Oh, well, what kind of curriculum are you using?
And so you teach them and you sit with them and it's like, well, I don't want to say that I'm doing some kind of great job, you know, and really until they get to high school level, I don't invest in an actual curriculum or anything like that.
But here's the thing.
My kids are not going to be in a school shooting.
Nobody's going to push drugs on them.
They're not going to have any experience of gangs.
And some of those things, yeah, as an adult, you look back and you say, oh, well, you want to see how bad liberals could be.
Or, you know, some of those life lessons that aren't those good things for kids to learn.
They're good things for people to learn.
But I think really, even in high school age, you're not mature enough to deal with those things properly.
Even the things that people think, oh, well, having to deal with the playground bully or being teased by other kids, that toughens you up.
I don't know.
I think there's something bad about having that done to your self-esteem before you are mature enough to know how to deal with it.
I think people will remember things from their childhood where something very cutting was said to them and it still hurts as an adult.
But if somebody said today, oh, you know, Rolo there, he's wearing glasses, four eyes.
You know, if I called you four eyes, you'd laugh at me, you know, because you have an adult mind and things like that.
So I don't think that exposing kids to the bad things at an immature age is in any way good.
And by homeschooling, homeschooling is really ameliorative.
It's more about protecting them from bad things than how great the education is that they're going to get.
Though I think that the nature of the human mind is to be curious.
And in a lot of ways, you educate yourself if your mind has not been poisoned against the learning process, which unfortunately, that's what school does to you.
It makes you hate it and it makes you long to go do something more fun.
But if you can grow up in a way where learning is fun, then I think you can learn better.
So really, until some way better system is implemented, I think homeschooling is the way you got to go.
Well said, Sam.
Yep.
And parents also have to know their kids.
They have to know their school district and pay attention to their friends too.
Yeah, three things to look out for.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
And also, there is a great homeschool article up on Americaner by Mrs. Saxon that I will put in the show notes for those who are doing it or considering it or not considering it.
Read it all the same.
We will move on to my legitimate near-death experience from late last week.
Not just to tell a cool story.
No, when it happened, my first thought was not, ooh, show content.
I was a little bit rattled just for the potential of what could have happened.
But TLDR, I did put a post up on this on the passing cars.
Yeah.
This is the second car crash I've been in in three years, and I had never previously been in a car crash.
And somebody was busting my chops, like, you're getting old.
What's happening there?
I was like, no, I live in the country now.
That's what changed.
I got rear-ended by a tractor trailer on a rural road.
He wasn't paying attention.
And this time I'm driving home at dusk with just the boys in the minivan and a road I've traveled so many times before without incident could quote unquote do it on autopilot.
You know, hundreds of and hundreds of times I've made this circuit now and just paying attention to the road.
May have even been at 10 and 2, who knows.
And then all of a sudden, split second before impact, I see a giant buck.
The first thing that entered my mind was buck.
And then boom, he was coming from the left.
I was doing about 55 in a 55.
I know I wasn't grotesquely speeding.
I don't know what I was doing, but I was certainly going that fast.
And I didn't even curse or say anything.
I just went, oh, you know, it was like that video of the guy who gets a bowling ball shot at his belly.
You know, that was just the, oh, the instant stop.
Airbag out of the steering wheel popped.
I didn't even know there were knee airbags down below the steering wheel and both side airbags deployed.
The driver's side did not.
Total shock.
One, that it happened.
Two, that I was virtually unscathed.
I had a little scratch on my knee from that airbag or from my leg hitting the front of the car.
And I could feel that the airbag just lightly brushed my lip.
The seatbelt did its work.
Both boys were buckled in.
And absolutely, after I had pulled the hulking wreck over to the side, I looked over to them.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
First instinct aside from getting out of the road.
And they weren't just okay and totally unharmed.
They were not rattled.
They were looking around like, whoa, we just hit a deer.
They were more in awe than they were in shock or scared.
No tears.
So after I made sure I was pulled over out of the side of the road, I said, all right, stay where you are.
Cause I had to get out and then get them the hell out of the car because it was kind of near a shoulder that didn't have a lot of space.
Got them out of the car, checked them, got them away from the road.
First thing I did after making sure they were away from the road was call my wife.
I said, babe, I just hit a deer.
I think you need to come out here.
So she said, okay, be right there.
I told her we were fine.
Next thing I did was call the sheriff.
I was on a rural road.
I was not in a municipality.
Called the sheriff's office.
And dispatcher said, all right, we'll send somebody out.
And then the third thing I did was call insurance, gave the boys a flashlight to stand on the side of the road.
They're sort of in awe.
And I was on hold with a nice but possibly incompetent diversity hire from the car insurance company who took endless amounts of time to one, get connected to two, to take down the information, three, to try to struggle to find a tow truck where I was.
Meanwhile, a good Samaritan civilian pulls over on the side of the road, makes sure that we're okay.
And he's very concerned about the debris in the road because cars are going back and forth.
The deer, you could see the buck, eight-point buck.
I said six in my post because I didn't want to get accused of stolen valor.
But if you look closely, there's eight.
Did you take it?
Oh, that question.
Everybody has that question.
Oh, you're going to eat it, coach.
Did you bring it home?
No, I didn't.
There was first the minivan was wrecked.
Second, when my wife showed up, I was like, hey, honey, I'm just going to throw this thing in the back of the truck.
She would have been like, get the hell out of here.
And it was kind of evidence of what happened, right?
Because as soon as people saw the deer, they're like, oh, of course, you know, like neither the sheriff nor the state trooper who showed up later wanted to see my driver's license.
They didn't want my name.
They were just, they were like gawking at the book and talking about hunting season.
You should have cut it.
You should have cut its head off and put it on your wall.
Oh, you know, to be honest, Sam, I didn't have a saw in the minivan.
I do have a lot of tools in there, but I didn't have an appropriate saw.
And I kind of felt, I'll be honest, I felt sorry for this big, beautiful beast.
And I was a little, the thought of being in an accident.
And when I say near-death experience, almost dying, you know, hitting a big deer at 55 or whatever.
Oh, absolutely.
I've heard the horror stories.
Yeah.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, those antlers go through the, you know, like a horror movie, like Final Destination.
The antlers come through and impale me through the eyeballs.
Absolutely.
Crash through the windshield.
I could have spun out of control or whatever, but it was just a massive impact.
I don't know if he ran away or if he got blown off to the left side of the road by the impact.
And the thought of getting out a saw and cutting that thing's head off after almost dying, like it almost made me feel a little sick to my stomach.
So I told the sheriff and the state trooper, I was like, please call somebody.
I don't want to see it go to waste.
It's a big, beautiful deer.
I've never, it's not field strip.
It's field dress.
I think I got upbraided for, yeah, you, you field strip a gun, you field dress a deer, I think, if I didn't get that wrong.
But then they also said that, oh, you're really, it's kind of nasty in there on those big road kills.
And then they either, the meat is spoiled by adrenaline or it's just all guts and, you know, the bladder and the colon get all mixed up in it and stuff.
So I left the deer.
The trooper pulled it aside from the road and he was like pulling the antlers up and looking at it and stuff like that.
It was the funniest thing.
Wife took the kids home.
I stayed until the authority showed up and then the local sheriff's deputy gave me a ride home and we talked about the state of the world a little bit safely and how wonderful West Virginia is a precious thing worth fighting for.
Go ahead.
What was the status of that buck?
He was broken, sadly.
Your new title, Coach, is Luck Breaker, Coach Breckbreaker.
Yeah.
Coach.
Can I be deer slayer?
See, I've now officially hunted a deer inadvertently.
Go ahead, Sam.
Coach, when the accident was happening, did you have a sense of things going into slow motion?
Not really, to be honest.
It happened so fast.
I have a photographic memory of the second, the nanosecond before the deer hit.
And here's the other thing, too.
And this is a little bit of a public service announcement.
We're getting toward deer crazy time.
I've seen more of them this year at this time of the year, especially at dawn and dusk than ever before living here for three years.
They're coming up on whatever they call the rust, the ruck, the wild rumpus.
Rusty.
Rumpus.
Where the males are chasing the females all throughout the hills.
So many close calls, but usually like I'll see him on the side of the road, sort of just grazing and I'll slow down and be careful.
Or sometimes you just see him standing right in the middle of the road, like hundreds of feet off and you back off.
Somebody said, I got to get a deer whistle for my next vehicle, which I don't know if those actually work.
But it really, you know, I would probably, maybe I wouldn't tell you, but like I wasn't dicking around with like the radio or anything.
I was just driving with my eyes open and then saw it, but I can see that deer right before impact, then the airbags pulling over to the side of the road, prioritize the boys.
And then after the boys were safe and I saw them, I was like, oh, this thing's totaled.
I was sad for the deer and I had a strange sentimental attachment to that damn minivan too.
I was like, you know, this thing, so many family rides, you know, so many dog pukes.
Did I tell the story about when the dog ate the damn mouse poison?
And I was like, oh, what am I going to do?
I called poison control.
So, yeah, so there's been a bunch of mice in the shed.
So I was like, ah, I went to tractor supply.
I had all this like mouse poison, you know, little green tabs almost.
They gave you like 12 tabs and then only one of the safe dispensers.
And I know, I know, don't get mouse poison if you have kids or dogs.
Yes, I know that now.
So I strategically put them in the corners of the shed where mice were most likely to come in and which were least likely for the dog to find.
And like two minutes later, the dog found the most accessible one and chowed it down.
I was like, oh, Jesus Christ.
So called the company that made the mouse poison and they said, oh, at that weight for that dog, one tablet.
She should be okay.
Call the vet.
Vet never called me back.
And then about half an hour later, I had the genius idea.
Ah, yes.
After consulting with Rose, the dog gets car sick.
So I just took the dog and potato for a long car ride and lickety split.
About 10 minutes later, she yaked up all that green mouth poison.
Just another fond memory in the family minivan.
But TLDR, be careful.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Oh, I was just going to say, when we were going to get Ollie, I have a guest now, by the way.
When we were going to pick up one of our dogs, Ollie, the second one, it was like, I don't know, a six-hour car ride or something like that.
And on the way up, the dog that we had, still have, but had them too, she threw up between the seat and the center console.
Oh, you didn't get it out.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Ours did the same exact thing right there down into the crevasse.
So I was sad about the minivan.
We went back to see it the next day at the tow yard.
And now it's just, it's a waiting game to see what they're going to give us for it.
The reason the show is late is because my wife is on a wild goose chase, not a goose chase.
She's going to retrieve our old whip that we had for many years and has basically been sitting in a garage for a long time that will hopefully hold us over, maybe good enough to last for a year or more.
But I did not have rental car coverage.
I cheaped out in true coach style.
I was like, ah, I'm not paying extra for that rental car coverage.
So if we had that, we wouldn't have to rush to get the old car back.
And we'll see like what we'll get for the minivan.
We'll probably get a used minivan to replace it.
We love the Sienna, need to get all-wheel drive.
But unfortunately now, prices are insane.
Dealers are asking for more than MSRP and interest rates are obscene too.
So heaven help you if you're in the market for a new car these days.
Coach, I was going to chime in with my own deer story just very briefly.
Please, Sammy, baby.
Yeah, you know, just in case there's some other dumb urbanite like me out there that's, you know, not clever enough, I began driving a different route because of a job that took me into an extraordinarily rural path.
And I was driving one day and I could see way up the road, there was a dairy standing right in front of it.
It's probably a doe, I guess.
And she was standing right in the middle there, good size.
And, you know, these types of roads, very flatland here.
And I'm traveling at a pretty good rate, probably 60 miles an hour.
And so I see it far up there.
And then I took the foot off the gas.
I'm just coasting down to a slower speed.
And as I'm getting closer, in my mind, I'm just thinking this thing will certainly jump out of the way just from the noise.
Oh, noise, the vehicle.
Oh, yeah.
You fool.
You fool.
And so then by the time I'm coming up on it, I was going at, you know, maybe 30 miles an hour or something like that.
I just thought, certainly this thing as I approach, he sees me, she sees me, and the thing will jump out of the way just from the noise.
No, the thing absolutely stood stock still.
I got up on it and screeched in an evasive maneuver to swerve around the thing.
And my little car, you know, it probably absolutely would have destroyed it if I hit this thing.
And it's a smart car for the audience.
Yes.
Sam loves smart cars.
Right.
And it just stood there and continued to stand there as I drove by it.
So that was a real wake-up call to me.
Sam, you're a wise man of the world.
Had you never heard the phrase deer and headlights before?
Yeah, no.
That's exactly what it was.
I just thought the thing would have moved, but no, absolutely not.
I was going to say for our rural audience, please pay attention.
But as Smasher reminded us, he saw one in like downtown Pittsburgh the other day just moseying about the streets.
So they're increasingly everywhere.
Please get out.
And they're bold.
They're bold because they don't have natural predators a lot of times.
Well, they're stupid too.
But they will walk right up to buildings.
They'll walk right up to cars and everything.
And if you hear a weird sound up in the hills, they sound like they sound like Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.
When deer make their sound, it's like, oh, I'm not going to try that.
Well, I just tried.
But yeah, they make a very distinct call up in the hills and dawn, dusk, and especially on rural roads.
I mean, one second, my wife has had tons of close calls.
I had had minor close calls before, and this was the big one.
I was on Route 66 heading from a power plant in West Virginia into Washington, D.C. with my boss once.
And all of a sudden, he shrieks like a woman.
And he had seen a deer strike behind us on the highway.
And I guess the deer like splattered up and over and into the windshield.
The car went all diagonal.
So they are, they are killers.
Get out there.
And yeah, hopefully I'll kill one with a gun this fall if someone will come and help suburban, I turn Ruralite coach with the with the messy stuff.
Yeah, I don't think.
Smasher you Sam Smasher Rolo, you guys have not shot a deer before, if I recall correctly.
No, I have.
You have, did you?
I've never yeah, I've never hit a deer with a vehicle, but I have.
I have shot and uh field dressed a deer before and then hung it, and all the times you all right well come, come over this uh, this November.
Buddy yeah, I have to get, I have to.
I got a new uh optic on my uh hunting rifle.
I have to get it sighted.
And the last time I went to do it it was like hissing Rain and you couldn't see like where the rounds were going because nothing was, you know, the ground was all wet popping up.
And I was like, I quit after wasting a significant amount of money.
Yeah.
I'll do a little in West Virginia.
You can hunt on your own property, I believe, all year round as long as it's on your property and you're using it for your own personal consumption and it's you know proper size or whatever.
But that is not legal advice.
I remember reading that I need to double check, stick to your local regulations because they take that stuff seriously.
If you run afoul of the game warden or the deer regulator, get prosecuted.
All right.
Thank you for indulging me, audience.
I'm glad to be here sincerely.
Thank God the boys were okay.
And that was the other thing that would have been worse is what if one of the boys were hurt and I was not?
That would have been a fate worse than me getting impaled by deer antlers and them walking away.
Fine.
Or yeah, that would be a preferred option.
Me to die, them to live.
It feels unseemly to even say Kanye.
I don't even like saying it.
I don't like thinking about his face.
Maybe we'll see.
He goes by.
You mean yay?
That's even, I know.
See, I even refused to do that when I saw like Tucker Carlson using Tucker Carlson hyphen yay on the uh on that interview was crazy, but I guess we'll just do it.
Uh, he's based and boo-hooing him is gay.
This is a nigger with 18 million Twitter followers and like 22 million Instagram followers talking about how Jews have tried to control every single part of his career.
And other rappers have said the same in like their memoirs and stuff.
Nick Cannon did it, but Nick Cannon's kind of a bitch, so he bends over backwards, right?
So, but then also like in the Tucker Carlson interview, Kanye's talking about how his dad was a Black Panther and is well educated and everything.
And I'm like, you know what?
I don't think my initial thought was that Kanye wore the White Lives Matter shirt.
A bunch of Jews made him angry, so he chimped out about Jews.
Now I'm like, after hearing Kanye talk about this more and more, I'm like, the dude actually probably just doesn't like Jews and actually has an understanding of Jewish power.
He through the lens of like a dumb Negro, but he has he actually has a legitimate understanding of Jewish power.
Aside from the you know, 12 tribes of Israel being the real blacks.
I mean, there's some severe, cranky, or I don't care.
I don't care about any of the retarded stuff that he believes because at the end of the day, he is still just a dumb nigger, right?
But he is one of the most famous people in the world.
Top three black people in the world.
Extremely influential.
And he's out there talking about how Jews control everything.
And Jews have a controlling financial interest in everything.
He's talking about.
Jew buddy wouldn't make his White Lives Matter shirts.
Yep.
Told him to go to a Holocaust museum.
Yes.
And then, but he also said that Jewish people are suppressing white voices.
And when he's been asked, why did he decide to wear the White Lives Matter shirt?
He has said that he thought it was funny, but he also said because it's true.
He's like, it's just true.
It's just a black man telling people the truth and people got mad about it.
And I was like, you know what?
All right, dude, you get a pass.
I don't know what pass it is I haven't decided, but you get one of them.
He gets an N-word pass.
A Negro pass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I have like as physically uncomfortable I am as I am just giving him a second of airtime because it does have whiffs of cuckoldry or black savior or look at this black.
No, it doesn't.
No.
Well, no, no, no.
That's like somewhere in my spinal cord, right?
In my spinal fluid with that sort of negative reaction.
But my gut instinct too is to say, do not look.
Uh, black gift horse in the mouth, don't shoot the messenger.
And there's nothing more important arguably, in this world, because all of our problems, even racial problems and black crime, are downstream from Jewish power.
So to have a famous popular, relatively well-spoken person going on mass media, social media, black interviews, white interviews and naming the Jew, I think you have to be off your rocker to poo-poo it at least.
That's right, that's right.
Anti-semitism, that's right.
If only we had a black, if only we had, if only we had a black voice on the show would be really great.
But you know, but anti-semitism is more political.
Anti-semitism is more important than political pro-whiteism, and Kanye is proof of that.
Uh obviously like, we can't build a society based on anti-semitism, you know, not without juice yeah right right no, you know, in the, in the ideal society, I would have nothing to be anti-semitic about, everything to be pro-white about.
You know, spiritually i'm, i'm pro-white.
You know, i'm doing this because I love white people, white people are the best uh, white supremacy worldwide.
If you disagree, to be honest.
But um anti, like pro-white stuff, isn't necessarily going to defeat Jewish power.
It's important and it's something that we should always be doing and it's what gets white people involved.
But politically we have to be anti-semitic.
And then, once there's nothing to be anti-semitic about, then we can just kind of put that back in the toolbox and go back to full-blown pro-whiteness.
And let's not kid ourselves, like I mean, black people have been legitimate victims of Jews too.
Jews use them as pawns and as their golem against us for sure.
But, like you know, whether you're, whether you're a rapper or whether you're, you know somebody I, I can't yeah, I don't like you're.
Just, they use blacks in different ways than they abuse.
Yeah well what, what he, what he says, is interesting or whatever.
But you know, there there would be naive whites to say yeah see, there's good blacks see, I would just refer you to the Everyday Channel to see how these vicious devils kill and torture and are are the most despicable things in this world.
Yep yeah, he had it slightly under control before the Civil Rights Act, and we know who was behind that as well.
Um rollo uh, as a man with a Kanye poster over your bed uh, please.
And a true pop culture aficionado too.
I actually don't like his music at all.
There's one song of his that I liked, which was Gold Digger with Jamie Foxx, you know, doing the old black man voice because that's actually like a catchy, more old school hip-hop stuff.
The rest of it is, you could throw it in the trash as far as I'm concerned.
But how's that poster looking, Rolo?
What y'all got to keep in mind?
Don't think of it like he's your black favorite or nothing.
Like Neil Disson out there, and he's, he's being the inconvenience to Jews.
All right.
So it ain't about saying, well, you know, we got this.
We got this house nigger out here, saying all the things that we give it.
Not a lot of that, yo.
Y'all see what it's all about is that he's saying that Jews are going to silence him.
And then their Jewish response is silencing him.
So it's not that he's, we, we got to give his approval or nothing.
No, It's just it's happening and just got sit back, you know, get yourself a phony, get some watermelon, and just enjoy rock, dog.
Enjoy the show.
That's right, Darrell.
Yeah, I mean, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy, right?
It's a standard meme, right?
Yeah, criticize Jews and reveal their power in the backlash against you.
Criticize any other group.
Because it's not about like we're cucking and saying like, oh, yeah, we're letting Kanye.
No, no, it's just like Kanye is doing something and there's no reason to just like get in the way of that momentum just because he is being politically inconvenient in front of the entire world.
And the Jewish response is a Streisand effect.
Like they're like, don't look at this guy who's saying that Jews are canceling people and are destroying white people's lives.
And don't look at us silencing him.
So who cares?
Like, we don't have to like, you know, invite him to dinner, but we can enjoy what's happening because we don't.
I would invite him to dinner, to be honest.
I said, you know what?
That would be like one of the most entertaining dinners I've ever been to.
I saw that nasty beard.
I wouldn't want him cooking for sure over my phone.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I mean.
All right.
If anybody out there has a hotline to Kanye, Russians with Attitude, or Devin Stack, Kanye is a new addition to the list, but I can't get in touch with any of those.
I would love to interview all of them.
But yeah, to your point, Rolo, like I just like, sometimes you have a nuts reaction to things that you go with, and sometimes you have a brain reaction.
And on this one, my nuts are uncomfortable, but my brain is overruling them and just saying, yep, like Darrell said, just go along for the ride, dog.
Just enjoy it.
Somebody, right.
Somebody else, he's giving, he's giving you some free help.
When was the last time you got free help from a black man, huh?
Kanye giving you some free help as long as he doesn't tuck tail or say, ah, it was just a joke.
Because remember, he's done plenty of these things before.
He ran for president in 2020, nothing.
And he probably is bipolar or schizo to a certain extent because he too much high potency THC.
He sounds like a white fag on Tucker.
And then he goes on this other podcast that somebody showed me.
It was a black podcast.
There's like champagne bottles and they're all smoking and just hooting and hollering.
And then he was talking like a black man.
So he's got a black man voice and a white man voice too that he does.
He has two voice modulators.
Code switching.
Know your audience.
But Smasher actually watched the interview and he did chime in separately.
He was like, no, I actually think this guy knows what he's talking about.
This is not a stunt.
And for whatever reason, the other thing that bothered me about this too is like, how many white millionaires or billionaires know exactly what he was talking about, what he is talking about, whether they're in the entertainment industry or they're in politics or Elon Musk or whatever.
And they play a little cutesy with it, right?
Even when they're old, even when they don't have that much time to go and they couldn't steal all their money if they wanted to.
And they stay quiet out of fear and cowardice.
It's disgusting.
And that's another where I'm like, oh, oh, great.
Yeah.
Another first.
Black guy doing a job that a white guy won't do.
So I say two cheers for Kanye.
This is going to be like the new Sisko and Ebert rating.
I'm not giving it three cheers.
Two cheers for Kanye for saying the truth, being brave, and hopefully knock on wood.
There is still a distinct chance that this goes wildly off the rails and he either grovels or disappears or gets in a car crash in whatever Tesla or remote detonated vehicle he might be driving.
Good stuff.
Let's go to the, I would say it's the most interesting debate that has happened in our sphere in a while.
I don't listen to all of them, but, you know, just based on the topic.
And the two sides couldn't resist Greg Johnson, Mark Collette.
I actually listened to it today while mowing the lawn.
In full disclosure, the lawn did not technically really need to be mowed, but it was a gorgeous Sunday.
The kids were out there playing with me.
We were cleaning up, jumping on the trampoline.
And then eventually it was lunchtime, got them up for lunchtime.
They said, could we watch a show?
I said, yeah, watch a show.
And it was trash truck for Potato.
Thank you to our pal Dogtown who recommended that.
Smasher endorsed.
Great show.
Potato loves it.
Truth be told, he's watched one or two.
Regardless, I was out there mowing and listening to it.
And obviously, Greg, I'm not going to say Grinder Greg, but I'm sure someone else will.
Was on the pro-NATO.
I know.
It's like, oh, man.
This is a good hanging curve for Smasher.
No longer Grinder Greg.
It's just Greg the Faggot Johnson.
And Mark Collette taking obviously the pro-Russia side.
Now, when Greg, we won't do a whole fisking of this.
There's a couple of highlights or whatever, but for some most important thing is that Greg Johnson said that he's a Zionist.
And that's really all you need to know.
Because he sucks cock and calls himself a Zionist.
I didn't listen to the debate.
I have no interest in it.
And I said it on my Telegram.
I was like, you know, the only thing that you'll catch me saying to a faggot is faggot.
And I'll be honest, debate.
One, debating with faggots just shouldn't happen.
But two, debating Ukraine is also extremely retarded and cringe.
Well, there's value in it, right?
Greg said one thing.
He's like, one of the few things that we have on our side is the truth.
And I was like, well, yeah, okay, that's fine.
But one of the few things that why do we do this show?
Why do talking heads on our side do what they do other than self-aggrandizement or shilling for the worst of them is to let our people, so many of our guys, frankly, come to me and say, what do you think about this?
What do you think about that?
I'm right more often than I'm not.
Of course, everybody trumpets their successful predictions and lets the negative ones go by the wayside.
But in a world where the mass media controls virtually all the information, you have so many dumb normies, uninterested normies, or just talking point repeaters.
This stuff is valuable for our people to hear two sides at the same time on the most important thing that's happening in the world.
And Greg with his PhD and his intellectualism and his white nationalism and his principles said that NATO is essentially a pro-white organization.
And I literally cackled out loud.
I think I stopped.
If you say something like that, you're just a f ⁇ ing idiot.
Ludicrous on his face.
And then he had the chutzpah to suggest that our guys are, and he even said it.
He's like, I think that he didn't say it in so many words, but the clear implication was that anybody who was expressing mild support or understanding for Russia's raison d'être in this conflict was on the Kremlin payroll or getting Russian support or muddying the waters or something like that.
And then to tell a bald-faced, idiotic lie that NATO is somehow pro-white for standing up to Russian imperialism was so rich and so stupid that it made me think, okay, I mean, the crude reductionism would be that it's really about gay rights for him wherever gay liberalism is allowed.
That is the most important thing more than white nationalism.
But it made me think, yeah, who's, yeah, who's who's given him, who's paying him to be so retarded?
Right.
It's like the only way that you could come to these positions is if you are getting paid or it's just because you're gay or some combination thereof.
And you, yeah, and to talk about ethno-nationalism as a guiding principle and then suddenly have this complete blind spot when it comes to the ethno-nationalistic interests of the millions of Russian-speaking and Russian ethnic people who have been, is it a genocide, quote unquote?
I don't know, but who have been terrorized by Ukrainians ever since 2014, who have a natural, just and worthwhile desire to not live under Jewish Ukrainian NATO tyranny in their homelands.
It's reflected in the election polls.
They all vote for the pro-Russia candidate from Crimea, all through those provinces that got recently annexed by Putin.
And to claim that Russia is the imperial power and NATO is just a humble pro-white organization standing up for all these states in Eastern Europe and the old canard about, well, Ireland's not, that was a softball for you to smash your Ireland's not in NATO.
And there's, you know, NATO hasn't, you know, turned Ireland south or something like that.
And look at Poland.
Poland and Hungary are in NATO and they still have nationalist things.
It's like, okay, how long have the hooks been in them?
And are you seriously telling, man, and the other thing, there was a weird focus on NATO itself, as if NATO was like Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum and the EU and everything all rolled up, like NATO is pulling political strings.
No, NATO is the military arm of the system.
You can call it Zog.
You can call it Western imperialism or whatever.
It's one part of the big picture.
And in the big picture, NATO was, yes, originally about, what's the old canard about keeping Russia out, maybe Germany down and the United States in.
Today, it is about controlling Europe, expanding and breaking Russia.
And to somehow suggest that Russia is hell-bent on imperialism and remaking the Soviet Union when all they've done is take Crimea, again, a historically Russian province in 2014.
And remember, Putin is like to Russian nationalists and the hardcore Russians, like Trump was to us.
You listen to Russians with attitude.
You talk to some of the more hardcore Russians.
They're all like dissatisfied with Putin sort of dithering and not delivering.
They want him to go harder and faster.
He's like a sort of cautionary, cautious statesman right now, just doing what he feels like he has to to prevent a hostile state, possibly from getting nukes right on his soft underbelly.
And all the stuff they said about Russia sounded like stale talking points from Baltics or Eastern Europe bros who hadn't been to Russia.
Expats, never trusts an expat's opinion on his old country, whether he's an Iranian, a Russian, or a Jew, frankly.
I don't know what Jews in America say about Israel.
You know what I'm saying?
Never trust a Jew.
Sorry.
No need to equivocate on that.
But I definitely recommend that you listen to that one, Fam.
I didn't make it all the way to the end because there's only so much lawn to mow and the show had to be done and the kids had to be fed.
I've been single dadding it here for a couple days.
But total clarity on an intellectual, it almost struck me as a smarmy, like a doctrinaire Marxist white nationalism.
You can quote me or don't quote me on that.
I don't care.
But there was just something so formulaic, so like into the mathematical details about what ethno-nationalism and white nationalism means without being able to see the forest and the real world implications.
And I thought the collett did a very fine job parsing those.
You can't see the forest from the Sneed.
Anyway.
While we're doing geopolitics here, and we do indulge from time to time, got a question from the audience that I thought was fair.
And he said, I would be interested in your and the guy's thoughts on OPEC's reduction of output and the ramifications for our relationship with Saudi Arabia.
I'll take first stab at that and say, yes, it was kind of a big deal because Saudi Arabia has been our more or less go-to for all things oil and weapons sales and all the rest for decades, you know, essentially back to the founding of Saudi Arabia a little bit later after World War II.
So for them to basically dick slap Biden and say, no, we're going to cut production, cut production, screw your midterms.
You're seeing the sort of angst and the talk in Washington that we're going to, it's very possible that we're going to suspend arms sales to Saudi Arabia.
Prices are, I'm sure you've noticed on the uptick.
And is it the biggest thing ever?
I think it was like a little bit of a toe in the water for the Saudis as a little bit of rebellion.
I don't think it marks a sea change in their orientation.
They're feeling their oats a little bit.
I don't know if Putin promised them one thing or the other.
Russia is now part of OPEC Plus, of course.
But remember, our relationship with Saudi Arabia, which is just as, if not more assorted than our relationship with Israel, survived 9-11.
It survived Jamal Khashoggi getting hacked to pieces by bone saws at the Saudi embassy in Istanbul.
Remember that he sort of says nothing to do here.
So go figure it.
Yeah.
Now when it actually matters, when it's not, you know, supposed Saudi hijackers didn't matter.
Jamal Khashoggi didn't really matter.
But when it comes to what is, of course, the metric for U.S. political opinions, it's gas prices, which does nothing gets people pissed off and more talking about these damn Democrats or this damn president than gas prices.
Hey, you know, a little shot across the bow.
We'll see what happens.
I don't think it represents a significant break.
Recall, Russia and Turkey had a major spat because Turkey shot down a Russian jet over Syria five years ago, seven years ago, I can't remember and it was like the biggest thing ever.
Russia and Turkey are, you know, breaking off.
Uh, they're gonna retake Istanbul Constantinople, and you know, a little time passes and interests change and bedfellows change, and now Russia and Turkey are eh, they're like they're not bffs uh, but they're talking and somewhat cooperating again.
So not a big deal there uh, his final, uh last second question was the buildup we seem to be seeing in Belarus and any thoughts on the Russia Ukraine conflict.
We talked a little bit about this with the Collet Uh Johnson Debate.
Yeah, word on the street is that uh, Belarus is going to possibly come back to Mama and the long-promised unification is going to happen wouldn't surprise me and that Belarusian, Belarusian and Russian troops are massing on the border of Ukraine in preparation for an onslaught on Kiev.
If you force me to guess yes, Belarus is going to come under Mother Russia's wing officially.
It's been unofficially that way for many years.
Belarus, of course, is a good example of uh Russia's protectorate not getting flooded with Asiatic hordes.
Belarus is number one or number two most white country in all of Europe, Iceland is either number one or number two and uh sure, it may not be as democratic and as gay as you may prefer, but it is white and it is orderly, and they did try to pull off a color revolution there recently.
So you force me to guess.
Belarus yes, is getting reunited with Russia in the next two years.
I think that Russia and Belarus will have joint exercises somewhere into Ukraine.
Is it a feint to Kiev to draw forces up there to allow Russia to move all the way across southern Ukraine, cut off Ukraine's Black Sea access completely and connect to Transnistria, the breakaway republic to the east of Moldova?
Yes, that would be my guess, but I don't know.
I read Telegram, use my instinct and a little bit of memory and uh, historical reading source, I made it up I, I shoot from the hip.
I shoot from the hip, you know.
But the funny thing about the source I made it up is that a lot of the times i'll you know whatever my initial conclusion is ends up being correct.
You know, as I research something, it's like, oh, I was right about this cool, so I did just make it up and was right.
Great, I feel amazing.
You know there's a couple assumptions that you can always make when making these big picture calls, and one is like Jewish involvement.
Two is to trust your scouts pretty much.
I feel pretty confident saying that Jews are involved with things.
And three yeah well, you know their involvement is exaggerated.
And three, it's never quite as exciting or groundbreaking as it might seem at the Time.
We get spun up easily.
History changes dramatically sometimes overnight, but more often than not, it's like two steps forward, one back, two steps forward, one back.
And we're living through that right now.
All right, we are over an hour.
Uh, what do you think, guys?
Should we just take a break and come right back?
Does that sound all right?
Yeah, good deal.
Okay.
Uh, Rolo made another impertinent demand of me to play a song of his, which I am going to reluctantly agree to, but we're going to put it at the end.
So, for the break this week, a delightful, heavy synth track by Dance with the Dead.
And this one is called That House.
I suspect it would be good for runs, trick-or-treating, drives with the family.
We're just jamming out to some good music.
We'll be right back next time.
Welcome back to Full House episode 143, part two, Rolo, in command of recording this second half because my telegram does not like my Windows update or vice versa.
or Masad has control of my laptop.
Just a little musing here at the top of the second half.
Hope you enjoyed our opener there.
We've got lots more from impotence to cheap beers to puberty talks with your kids.
Questions from the audience.
We'll get right to it after New White Life.
Right off the bat, congrats to Kwazragoon and his lovely wife, who I sincerely can't wait to meet one day, but it's not about my feelings.
It's about them welcoming their second, a beautiful baby girl.
I think we gave them a conception congratulations several months back.
But what's better than conception than healthy, successful delivery?
And there's a natural feeling when you see those little mashed up bundles of joy.
Sometimes they're mashed up.
Sometimes they got stuff smeared on their face.
Sometimes they look like they could go onto the cover of a magazine right off the bat.
And this little beautiful baby girl was all three of those.
Sorry, buddy, you know what I mean?
Sometimes it's the picture.
Sometimes you get a little mom boob in the picture too, which is totally inappropriate.
Not something to appreciate, but they're on number two.
I suspect they've got many more in the hopper.
So to Q and wife, the real Q, congratulations, guys.
Thank you for letting us know.
And last but not least.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, here, I'm going to say my real name, Matthew Quinn Gebbert.
There you go.
That's where Q came from.
It's my middle initial, my mom's maiden name.
There's no reason for me to stock.
Yeah.
And my birth date and my social security number.
I actually gave my social security number in a chat the other day.
I was like, what were you going to do?
I touched on that before.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Either, you're a scumbag who's going to like your credit card.
Yeah.
Tricks on you.
Your birthday is 12, 12, 1999.
Or is it?
No, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.
You just had it.
Yeah, yeah.
9-9, son of a gun.
10, 10, 10, 9, 9.
It's something like that.
It is 1212.
1999.
You left me hanging.
Well, it's not 1999, bro.
I know it.
I know it's not 1999.
That was a joke about you being young.
I'm almost 30.
I'm almost old.
Little puppy.
I mean, I'm only going to be 29, but that means I'm almost 30.
You were a baby when I met you at Media.
I had never met you before.
You're all clean, clean shaven, dressed up like a stormtrooper.
I was like, I was like, who is this?
That was like six years ago.
So I was like, I was like 23.
I was 22.
Good lord.
Good lord.
You didn't even have the twins yet.
No.
Yep, the first twins.
Now you got two twins and you look like a lumberjack a Chechen lumberjack said with compliments, I became who I am, who I is.
Oh, the kids mentioned you out of the blue the other day.
Uh, think of it.
I should have mentioned it.
I was uh, I was.
I was cutting potatoes, fingernails on the decks, on the deck today, and he was being particularly squirmy and whiny and I did the thing where I was like If I weren't here, you know, who would cut your fingernails?
I wasn't like, you should appreciate me.
I was kind of just busting his chops.
But I said, who would cut your fingernails if I weren't here?
And he stopped for a second and he stopped wiggling.
And then he answered the first name of one of our good pals.
I was like, okay.
It's like, all right.
Is that like your preferred father or something?
And I texted him.
He knows who he is.
He'll hear this.
I just thought that was out of the mouth of babes.
But it was something.
It was something about your strength.
I forget what I was carrying around.
And it may have even been dear daughter.
Like, I bet Michael could carry that pretty easily.
Thanks.
I've got it fine.
Thank you for the compliment.
Anyway, they do think of you when they think of strength.
Retard strength, as your wife says, I prefer monkey strength.
I think that's a little more complimentary, more natural than are retards really that strong.
I don't know if that's a thing.
They can be in the moment.
I've definitely seen retard strength.
In a moment.
Yeah.
Samson's the same age as one of my sons.
How about that?
That is wild.
He's all grown up on us now, for better or worse.
But before we get too far afield, congratulations to Scott and his lovely wife who welcomed the big one, not number one, not number two, not number three, but number four.
And he said that.
Yeah.
He said that on Thursday night.
Like, I hope I can make it into this week's episode.
I said, uh-uh, don't worry.
I hit a deer.
So we're on rain delay this week.
Congratulations, buddy.
Number four is what we should all aspire to.
At least.
Yeah, at least.
Yep.
That's like the Muslim bare minimum.
They know the score for what's required for demographics.
And at least if you're still in the game or if you're a young guy starting out, I think four is great.
We would have gone for four.
But sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
So don't beat yourself up.
But it's not about that.
It's about Scott and his wife, who I've had the pleasure to meet.
They've got three other lovely kids and they just added to the ranks.
Way to go, guys.
Very happy for you.
Also, real quick, before we move on to more content, I got my above time coffee roasters package in the mail pretty much on time, considering that they were like sold out and had to rush to refill.
I'll admit that they didn't have like three or four options.
So I just went with something that had house in the name.
It was like one of the last ones that was left.
And they did grind it for me.
Thank you very much, above time coffee roasters for high maintenance coach and his little insistence.
I was like, I'll plug it either way, but if you wouldn't mind roasting it for me so I can save 20 bucks buying a grinder.
Anyway, I'm going to buy a grinder, get more above time coffee from them.
It's above timecoffee.com, I believe.
Put it in the show notes last week.
Do it.
Try it.
Love it.
And there's, don't listen to Sam and his only caffeine once a week.
When guys go into quitting caffeine, I'm like, of all the things in the world that you got to worry about, your weight, alcohol, contributions to the cause.
You want to drop caffeine too?
Good Lord.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, if you can live with it, then I'd say go for it.
But if it's bothering you like it was bothering me with the neck aches and everything, I'm just telling you, it's a life changer.
I do give myself that once a week little treat.
I've been saving it for tomorrow since we're going to be up a little bit late tonight.
God bless you.
I look forward to it.
You know, and if you keep anything like whatever you enjoy, a good cigar, good cup of coffee, whatever the thing is, keep it like kind of on a treat basis.
You will go the right way then.
I can't think of any physiological problems I've had from coffee.
I definitely know the feeling when you've had too much and you're like, ooh, boy.
Okay.
I, you know, my heart's hanging a little bit.
You just know that.
Yeah.
I do know what it's like to not have enough caffeine, but when I, I've never had too much caffeine.
Even monsters.
If you have trouble, if you have trouble sleeping or you wake up too early and you can't get back to sleep or anything, those are signs of, you know, too much caffeine.
Caffeine has a half-life of one week, so it stays in your system a lot longer than what you think.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
And different physiologies, too.
I mean, so different age.
At different age, it affects differently.
Yeah.
Some people can blast through it and sleep like a baby.
Like a cup of coffee at 6 p.m. is enough to keep some people wired.
Some people have a cup of coffee before they go to bed.
I don't know how they do it.
I've been able to take it.
I've been able to drink a cup of coffee and take a nap.
I don't know if that's Aryan dominance or in the same way.
My wife always comments on how I can drink a Red Bull and then pass out.
She's like, how can you do that?
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, I know.
Check with you later, but good for you.
I know a high-functioning alpha male who's on three very powerful stimulants, Nicorette, tons of caffeine and Adderall as well to get him through the day.
And let me tell you, he's one of the best people.
I don't do Nicorette, but I've got the other two on lock.
There's always room for a little more spice in your life, Smasher.
I just don't, I don't need nicotine.
I start my day with an Adderall and a bang, and we go from there.
So Adderall, it's funny because Adderall doesn't like get me wired or anything like that.
Like it works the way that I guess it's supposed to for people that theoretically need Adderall, you know, the reasons that they actually prescribe it.
It works that way for me.
So I'm not like, oh, I had an Adderall and now I can stay up all night and party.
It's like I take an Adderall and now I can focus on something for more than five seconds.
I can complete a thought.
Again, it depends on your person, right?
You might be one of those people for whom it actually was designed and makes sense for.
I took it once on my senior high school trip to Florida to Disney World before we went to medieval times.
And I was very interested in the success of our night, whatever color he was that night.
It was the only time I ever took Adderall.
I think I did do a, yeah, I didn't just swallow the pill.
Very degenerate.
Anyway, let's see.
So this is actually some serious content before we have a little bit more fun the second half.
I forget exactly the origin, but I was having dinner solo dad with the kids the other night because mom's on her mission.
And I believe it was Potato who just out of the blue, we're having burgers and carrots and milk, dad dinner.
He said, hey, dad, will I get boobs?
And I said, I didn't go to like fatness and man boobs.
I said, no, you will not get boobs.
You are a boy.
I said, and then I was like, all right, let's just have a little conversation to normalize puberty because I don't think it was ever really discussed at home.
And there was a little bit of a stigma or a mystique about it.
And I consciously just took it on safely.
No need to make a big deal out of it, but I just want it to be like a fact of life for with all three kids, 10, almost eight and four.
I said, no, you won't get boobs, but your daughter will one day.
And she sort of giggled.
And then I said, and Junior will be the first one to go through.
Sorry.
Getting loosey-goosey here.
See, I'm saying my real name and my kid's name.
All right.
And Junior, he will get hair on his body and his voice will change and yours will too, potato.
Go through different changes when you get around 13 or 14.
And I, and I also shared in particular for Junior.
I remember when I was 12 or 13, I had one of my last pediatrician checkups.
I remember being certainly old enough.
I was like, why am I still going to the pediatrician?
And I was starting to go through puberty.
And I asked the doctor, actually, because I had mild anxiety about whether I was developing on schedule.
I wasn't a late bloomer.
I wasn't an early bloomer, but you know how preteens and early teens can be about that stuff.
And I told the kids my question.
I asked the doctor.
I was like, am I going through puberty enough?
Am I on track?
And the pediatrician laughed and said, yes, you're doing fine.
And that put my mind at ease so much at the time.
But the point here being the window was opened or the door was cracked by an innocent question from a young boy about boobs.
And I wasn't at all thinking about like tranny influence on our kids.
I just wanted to let them know that it's coming, not make a big deal out of it.
Matter of fact, it happens to all of us, nothing to worry about.
And yeah, I don't know.
Does that sound reasonable or crazy?
Should we, I wouldn't bring up puberty to pre-pubescent kids at all.
Like, I don't want them thinking about body changes.
Although when they get to a certain age, did you have any of those conversations with your kids, Sam?
Or did they bring it up?
Do you remember that transition time?
Yeah, that's actually just the other day we had a conversation about that very thing.
But with the older children, it just came very naturally because when mom was pregnant, you know, then that was something to discuss about how and why that happens and all the things that pertain to that function.
So I think when you if you are fortunate enough to be able to have children and keep having children, I think that that just comes up naturally in life and your sons and daughters will they will understand what's going on with mom and dad and then, you know, how they fit into all that.
So with the older kids, that's, that's how that, that it happened.
And of course, with the youngest one, there's no younger ones for, you know, him to have seen that happen.
So there have been a little bit more conversation, but, you know, there's so much stuff on the internet constantly.
And like they say, children by a certain such and such age, they've been exposed to pornography and everything else.
So I think that there's so much our children are exposed to so much information about sex and about what it means to be a man and a woman and all that.
It's unfortunate in a way that it often comes up in a bad way like that.
But that's what I could tell you about my experience.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I think we mentioned before how the birds and the bees talk is a little bit antiquated or a little bit of a meme, like just like you don't have to sit down and white pill your kids.
You don't have to sit them down and tell them about vagina equals baby.
It comes up in context.
I don't think you need to have like a special conversation.
You just have to look for the right moment and you give a little bit of information as appropriate.
Yeah, exactly.
And just play it cool.
Yeah, play it cool.
It's not a good thing.
Play it cool.
Yeah, it's part of life.
It's going to happen.
That's the thing, too, when people have such small families, it does become like some sort of special thing.
Whereas if it's just sort of part of life where you accept that children come into the world at certain times, then it's nothing weird or anything to be uncomfortable about.
Yep.
And when it comes to the feminine plumbing changes, I am totally punting that one to my wife.
No, that's going to be handled by the woman, of course.
I don't understand it to begin with, despite saying many treatises.
Treatises.
Exactly, yes.
You got this one.
There was some movie, I forget what it was, where it was like a single dad and he had to do that necessary bit with his daughter.
I forget if he punted it to another woman or stuff.
But for the rest of them, and the other thing, too, was interesting was Junior said something about everybody goes through with it.
It's only a question of timing.
And I said, yes, exactly.
That's the biggest source of anxiety.
It's either if it happens early, then it can be a little bit mortifying when all your other pals or girlfriends are like quote unquote normal, not sprouting yet.
Or God forbid, if it's happening a little bit late and you start to feel that creeping dread, like, oh, I'm going to be a little boy for the rest of my life and never turn into a real man.
It's very, very rare.
I don't know if it's more common today with messed up endocrine systems and hormones than it used to be.
But yeah, very rare that somebody's not going to have that without or with a need for medical intervention.
I guess since we're on hormones and physiology and sex to a certain extent, we talked, I forget how it came up.
Oh, I said something about getting it up during the break, but it was not in that sort of sense.
It was about posting some cool stuff that cyber Nazi sent to Sam on the Full House site and prompted discussion of male impotence, which we have never ever addressed on the show to my knowledge, aside from perhaps making a crude joke or two.
And truth be told, you know, this is not a flex or whatever.
I have the opposite of male impotence.
I have, you know, the cool breeze blows on an October day.
Hey, come on, you know, I'll try to work here.
And I like that, that's, it's a little bit incomprehensible to me, but the good Rolo, not, not from his personal experience, I'm not even busting chops.
You know, when there becomes, I guess, a disconnect between the mind and the downstairs, it can be understandable to a certain extent, especially in a screwed up world and all the medications that people are on and the porn and the rest of it.
Yeah, who wants to be the brave soul to take on impotence?
I don't know.
Well, I can only imagine it must be devastating to the person because your emotions and your physical needs and your attractions and everything all are getting screwed up or confused.
And so from my perspective, it's easy to sit here and pontificate and say, well, you know, don't look at porn.
And then, you know, you'll have the right response in the right time to your wife and all that.
But, you know, there can be a real physical driver to this thing.
And I don't understand that part of it enough to comment on it, but I do appreciate that it must be a very uncomfortable thing to deal with.
I do believe in things like avoiding porn and letting your natural bodies cycle, right?
You know, it's just like eating.
You eat and then you're full for a while.
And then, yeah, yeah, it's incomprehensible to think of eating a big meal just a couple hours later.
But you know what?
Tomorrow, all of a sudden you're hungry again.
How about that?
You know, it's the opposite of that.
It's like, like you're hungry and you think like, I don't need to eat.
It's more like that.
No, right.
I'm describing my normal cycle is, you know, you're satiated and then the urge returns in time.
But for the person who's suffering with that, you know, either the urge or the ability to act on the urge is out of whack.
I do remember, yeah, an ex-girlfriend, obviously will go unnamed since I'm all loosey-goosey this show, shared that an ex-boyfriend of hers was on.
I can't remember if it was antidepressants or anti-anxiety meds, but that he had difficulties there almost certainly attributed to the medication that he was on.
So I guess it's different.
I mean, for older guys, there's a lot of causes for it.
I've heard tale of also somebody who is into really kind of wild stuff and maybe they're chasing the dragon, right?
You know, to be excited by weirder and more extreme things.
And pretty soon just a normal relations with a woman is not exciting anymore.
I'm not saying that yet.
You got to be a little bit careful with stuff like that.
That's why I say don't look at porn.
Don't, you know, keep your mind clean and stuff like that.
Then when it comes time to be with your wife, man, you're going to be ready for her.
Absolutely.
So, yeah, if you're young and it's happening to you, I would say wee woo, we woo.
You know, that's a warning sign.
Check your diet, whatever meds you're on.
Hopefully as few as possible or none, ideally.
And if you're an older guy, I guess it's less of a big deal, sort of cost of doing business with the Reaper and going to get checked out.
I mean, yeah, go to a doctor, whatever.
It's like one of what, probably the most common things for male health these days, if you look at the medications that are available and the ads and all the rest of it.
Smasher surprisingly quiet on this one.
What's going on there, big guy?
Big thoughts on the soft.
No, well, it's like, you know, there's just, I feel like there's just not that much to say about it.
I mean, we made a bunch of jokes.
You know, we made a bunch of jokes about it.
It is, no, and it is serious.
I'm certainly not mocking anybody who's got that condition.
Like it's like a real cool.
It sucks.
But I don't have any advice except for like evaluate your lifestyle.
And if you can't connect it to anything super obvious, then go see the doctor.
Yeah.
It would suck.
And I was actually just sitting here thinking about like, man, that would suck.
That would be a mind off.
Yep.
And that was the discussion at the break, too, right?
It was just like, man, that's a heavy one.
Yeah, it's like a serious thing in a way.
If you're not suffering from that, then it's hard to look at that and say, what is it about?
But if you are suffering from it, man, that's a real thing.
So there you go.
We're not mocking you.
I'm sure there's one impotent man out there listening to this.
Like, yeah, that's me.
Thanks.
I don't know if he's saying thanks or screw you guys.
Yeah, but you know what?
It might be.
I'm saying, screw you guys.
He can't get it up.
Too soon.
Too soon.
Come on.
Well, you know what?
It might even be good to solicit somebody out there that's suffering with that.
Maybe they want to chime in with some observations about it, something to share with the audience at large that might be helpful.
That would be a big boy move.
Yeah.
You'd have to get some voice voice modifier like Darrell.
Or they could write in.
I mean, they could write in about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're young, I suspect it's chemical from stuff that you're taking or porn overuse.
And if you're older, it's a little more about the blood flow, high blood pressure, low blood pressure.
I don't know.
We had a medical discussion a week or two ago and I sent it to one of our MD buddies and he said, you guys are a bunch of retards.
I was like, all right, but were we wrong?
He's like, no, not necessarily.
We do our best.
It's common sense, common sense extremism.
I don't know if that was a radical agenda tagline, but going with it this week.
All right.
We talked about, I told the story.
If my wife is listening to this on her way home tomorrow, she's going to be spitting mad because I got a rekegerator for Mother's Day or anniversary a couple of years ago, which Smasher, upon inspecting it in the way that he does, he said, you know, this is really just a refrigerator with a hole in it, which is totally true.
It really is.
It just has a little contraption in the back to hold the CO2 canister or whatever.
You know, it wasn't that expensive.
It was pre-COVID when things were reasonable, pre-Biden, when a dollar was worth a dollar.
But anyway, wife likes IPAs.
And I can only get IPAs in quarter kegs, which is a real pain in the ass because a quarter keg does not last that long, truth be told.
And so this last time I said, I'm sick of these trips for these tiny little pony kegs of IPA.
Plus, I don't really like IPAs.
So I'm getting a real keg this time.
So I go into the liquor store.
I'm like, all right, we're doing a whole keg this time.
What do you have in a drinkable light beer?
All they have is Bud Light.
So I've got a whole keg of Bud Light.
Wife does not know this yet.
She's probably going to listen to this driving back and she's either with Knuckles White on the steering wheel or she's laughing, possibly both right now.
And then I realize that it's here in the gazebo and it's October 16th and we've got a freeze warning coming very soon.
So Genius Coach buys a gigantic keg of beer that nobody, not even myself, frankly, is very enthusiastic about drinking.
I was hoping that they had Miller Light.
I'm going to have to move this giant keg in the kegerator indoors somewhere, which maybe I'll just, I'll put it right next to my bedside.
It'll be my bedstead.
Hit the alarm, crack a cold one, you know, first thing.
What's the old Folgers thing?
The best part of waking up is a keg next.
Bud Light in your cup.
Yeah.
Bud light with a little coffee in it.
No, but I'm going to have to move it.
But it did prompt a little discussion.
And I had never thought about this.
Maybe I'm, is Michelob Ultra the super low calorie, like 95 calorie light beer?
Because the guys were saying it's the great, it's the greatest light beer in the world.
I don't know.
I always looked at it as like a bougie, like overpriced, you know, hipster beer.
But it's the best.
If you're going to buy a piss beer, it's the best piss beer.
And I always thought it was more expensive.
Like you're paying more for a light beer with like less alcohol and just people who want to drink beer.
No, it's like It's like the same alcohol content as literally any other garbage light beer.
It just doesn't taste nearly as bad.
Okay.
And this is not like Michelo Premium or whatever.
This is Michelow.
No, this is just regular Mikoltra.
All right.
I don't drink light beer.
I drink exclusively.
Actually, I'm not a big stout fan.
Never have been.
If I wanted to drink bread, I'd put mine in a blender.
I drink Yingling.
I mean, I shouldn't say exclusively.
There are beers that I prefer, but Yingling is my go-to because it's like the perfect balance point of cost and not being garbage.
Not too filling tasty.
You know, we always had Yingling kegs in high school.
It's a Pennsylvania original.
It's America's oldest brewery.
And the owner or founder, certainly not the founder, but the owner was a pro-Trump guy.
So we dragged Yingling by the gallon in like 2016 and 2017.
And then eventually it wore off.
But it's not bad, but it's not great either.
And it's not cheap either.
It's like, yeah.
I mean, I'm getting a 12-pack.
I'm getting a 12-pack for $13.
That's pretty cheap.
Yeah, in bottles, I guess.
Miller Light is my go-to these days.
I find it to be tasty, cheap, and wake up the next morning feeling like a regular person, no hangover at all.
And that was different.
Excuse me, a hangover.
Yes.
Get with the physiology and the different responses.
Rolo does not drink anymore, unfortunately.
He came here for 4th of July and he said, I'm done.
I had enough.
Rolo, if you have to go to the gas station to buy a Sixer, what are you getting?
Mike's Hard Lemonade.
If I'm going, that was only because of the strawberry liqueur.
And that was damn good.
Yeah, that's not gay either.
Rolo came to hang out and brought a case of Mike's lemonade and a French liqueur.
Strawberry liqueur.
It is a delightful drink on a hot day.
Because you know what Mike's hard lemonade needs?
It needs more sugar.
It needs more sweet.
It's not about it not being sweet enough.
It was about having a grown-up strawberry lemonade.
I could have just brought some kind of like powder.
You'll never recover from this.
I don't give a crap.
If I'm going to drink beer, I am not going to get cheap beer.
But if you make me, I will get PBR because my skin is white, my neck is red, and I like my beer blue ribbon.
And you genuinely love it.
It's certainly not expensive.
I've soured on the taste over the years.
I used to like it.
It was a hipster beer for a while.
I remember being up in New York City and getting a case of PBR and that everybody's like, yeah, this is real.
Real working man hours.
But I suspect if you did a taste test that PBR, you got to do this.
It's so much fun.
I've done this with vodka with beer.
The results will be surprising.
The blind taste test.
I know.
When they did the blind taste test, the most popular wine was Charles Shaw.
I don't believe it.
That was the most popular.
And the most hated vodka was Grey Goose.
Also hard to believe.
JO told me that Smirnoff killed in blind taste tests, which now that Russian vodka is off the table, Smirnov is probably your best bet for something that's not crap and isn't super expensive.
Anyway, maybe some of the Polish stuff.
Oh, yeah, Sobieski.
Sobieski is a great vodka for like, used to be $20 a liter.
I don't know.
I haven't bought it or seen it recently.
Sam, you're going to the liquor store to buy beer.
What are you getting?
Working man's vodka.
You live in one of those weird states, Smasher.
Working man's beer, I definitely go with Yingling.
And I live where you can go across the border and get the tall boys, as we call them in this region, black and tans or Pilsner or the regular red lager or even the light.
I really, I'm not a light beer guy, but the Yingling Light is excellent.
Everything by them is excellent for an everyday type beer.
If I got to go with something that's special, that's something I'm really going to sit down and enjoy.
I like sour beers.
I go with Victory, Victory Brewery, Sour Monkey, or any Lagunitas from Chicago makes an excellent sour beer that's aged in a wine cask.
So I like a good sour beer if it's something I'm going to sit down and enjoy.
But everyday beer, I go with Yingling.
You know, on a hot summer day, if I got to spend a couple hours outside mowing lawn taking care of the yard, I go with an Adolph Coors.
The other Adolph, as I like to say.
The original, the golden one.
Absolutely.
Well, and because that's the same as, yeah, Coors Banquet.
Coors original.
Coors Banquet is good.
Coors Banquet.
Coors Banquet is.
Yeah, you go with a case of that on a hot summer day.
It's really good.
And what's interesting about Coors is, you know, I'm interested in the science and engineering behind things.
They were the first to come up with this process of extruding aluminum, which was quite a marvel back, let's say, 80 years ago.
And then also the process to print that label on there.
So it's kind of an interesting company from that standpoint.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Coors was a conservative beer company if such a thing exists for a while.
I doubt that it is anymore.
So they're pro-gay?
Well, let me just...
They're a right wing.
Let me tell you, in this faggot state I live in, you cannot get Yingling.
And up until not too very long ago, you couldn't get Coors either.
So that should tell you something good about both of them.
And you probably can't get Russian vodka either.
If money is no object, and I'm going to buy beer, I had a transcendental experience after hitting the slopes probably a decade ago where I just cruised down, took off the skis, went into the ski lodge, and I looked at all those beautiful little levers on the bar and they had Spoton, the German original from hundreds of years ago.
And I had a split a picture of Spoton with my wife and I said, oh man, this is it.
This is the one.
However, they often come skunky.
I've had some skunky Spots.
You get those imports in bottles from ancient breweries.
You're not always guaranteed quality.
Amsel Light was my favorite.
If I was trying to be classy in my younger years, I'd get Amselite, delicious light beer, and Peroni too, a little Italian bird.
Tasty stuff.
All right.
Thank you for indulging us on our beer extravaganza there.
Audience, we talked about it at the break.
Had to go for it.
Oh, and hams.
Ham's is the cheapest beer.
They put it like the lower left corner of the coolers where I am.
And I think it's okay.
Smasher says it makes him feel like death the next morning.
It doesn't take, it's not a bad beer to drink, but it makes me feel horrible.
Worse than Miller Light?
Yes.
But Miller Light is your shotgun and beer too, right?
Or is that just because I always have it when you're around?
It's because it's available.
It's not horrible to do.
And it, you know, it's not a horrible beer to drink.
But even McUltra is a better shotgunning beer.
I'm going to try Mick Ultra.
Just like the candle in the coffee can that sits in my car.
I'm sure this experiment will be nothing but an albatross around my neck, but I'll pick up some McUltra after I painfully go through this full keg of Bud Light that my wife is going to kill me for.
All right, here we go.
Onward.
Question from the audience.
And at first I thought maybe this was a bit of a troll, but I think it's totally sincerely, just because it's a little bit formulaic, but I suspect this is a common question that a lot of our listeners and the people in our cause have.
Hello, full house.
I'm writing with a sincere question.
So I had a child with a woman who is half Hispanic, and that is my white pill.
What kind of Hispanic?
All right, here we're getting there.
I guess the white pill there is that he had a child.
My child does not look like me.
And ever since this, I have become a white nationalist.
Now, I don't know if he became a white nationalist because his child doesn't look like him or if it was incidental.
Honestly, I love my child, but I know he does not, he didn't give the gender, but does not look 100% European.
And I still have this feeling that he isn't like me.
Yes, he did.
Seriously, how do I be a white nationalist and do what is right for my race, but do what is right for my child who is one quarter Hispanic?
You know, the thing is, like Hispanic is not even a real thing.
Hispanic means Spanish speaking, and there are Hispanics that are 100% white, and there are Hispanics that are 100% black.
So he means like squatemal and whatever.
No, right.
And no, I get all that.
Yeah.
And the thing is, so being half Hispanic, quarter Hispanic, none of that even matters.
I think that if you are either white or you are not, you either look white or you do not.
And it's a heartbreaking situation.
I've known of other situations similar to this.
A lot of stories like this.
You're not alone, dude.
You're not alone.
It's especially heartbreaking because you feel that you are not even related to this child, possibly.
And you look at, let's say, this man has a brother who has white children.
You are more related to your nieces and nephews by your white brother than you are to your own child.
So it's actually genetically that is the case.
Yeah, it's literally true.
So it's a heartbreaking situation in a way.
And we don't want to just callously laugh it off or make a quick reply.
But you're in the situation.
You will be legally obligated to care for this child, at least financially and all that.
I think that the best way forward is if you can marry a white woman and really begin your life anew and maybe you have your own family with white children and a white wife.
And that might help put something like this in perspective.
Uh, you may have to have some involvement with this child throughout their life and uh, in a in a way it's, it's, it's got to be heartbreaking sad, whatever word you want to put there, but but that's, you know, let it, let it be a cautionary tale to everybody else.
You know those, those traits of the other races, they carry through very strong and I would say, unless you're probably like 98 or 99 white, you're not going to look white often, if not always.
So choose well that mate.
Good point that it sounds like they're not married had a child with a yeah, Hispanic woman.
Uh, to the point that it doesn't look like him.
There's doesn't look like you because uh, he or she has frizzy hair and like really dark skin.
And then there's really doesn't, you know, doesn't look like you because you don't see your own features.
Yeah, and truth be told yeah, like uh, in my firstborn son's younger years I was like I, I don't see myself.
I was like what's going on here?
I don't see myself at all.
And now in pictures he looks just like my dad or my brother.
It's a certain thing like like carbon copy.
Yeah, they go through different phases too.
I remember when my youngest son was little, I would be holding him and my friends would joke, they'd call him mini me, you know, because he looks.
He looks so much like me, but as he has gotten older he looks more like my wife, you know, and maybe he'll get a little older and look even more like me.
You just don't know.
So that's, that's kind of a different question in a way.
Yeah, and if you're actually worried that it might not actually be yours and I don't know if that's a concern yeah, for this guy or not yeah, there there's little methods, cheat, cheat kits, I think you swab the cheek or and and mail it in yeah sly, and you can find out.
But uh, I suspect Smasher, that you're gonna say, you know, just don't be a faggot, don't lie about it, stay involved, like uh.
And it depends too.
All right what, what?
Let's be honest, is she half like European Mexican, or is she half Guatemalan?
Probably the latter.
Is that too much?
Cut it off stop, just stop right there, get out.
If you're not married to her, it makes it a little bit easier for you to like separate yourself.
You're still going to be obligated to that child and like, quite frankly, you just should be uh correct regardless uh, regardless of the genetics like, if you right, if you abandon, if you abandon your kid like you're just a piece of shit.
You know um, you can't be held uh responsible for, for you know these choices that you made before becoming uh, a white nationalist, so nobody's gonna be mad at you about it.
You know what I mean.
Um, even if you had a one-night stand with uh Sheldon Adelson's granddaughter Smasher, you would, you would still support that child.
I mean yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have to get half, get half support.
Um, I mean you, if you knock like some rich Jewess, like just marry her and take all her money, like do what you do.
How about don't just sleep with somebody?
How about, like be a white man and and court the woman and marry a proper white woman?
Yes that's, you know, that's ideal, but we have to deal with the reality that we live in people who make mistakes.
Yeah, you know people, people make mistakes and we don't live in a society that necessarily teaches people to do that stuff.
So, hang in there buddy, you're not.
Yeah, we've gotten this question a lot.
You're not alone.
Uh, be a white man.
Yes, you fathered a child.
Unless you sincerely think that it's not yours, then you know, pursue that.
And uh, if it was a one-night stand and you have this thing and you're actually a white nationalist, you want to move on?
Uh, I guess, keep your options open.
Depends on the baby mama, of course.
And don't despair, it's not the end of the world.
Plenty of people have had this happen to them and either chosen to not be involved whatsoever out of guilt or I guess i'm not in the cool kids club and uh, others have just dealt with it like men and uh, contributed.
And whatever you do, don't lie.
Yeah, don't.
Don't try to hide it like some dark secret, because good news or bad news does not get better with time is one of the best pieces of advice i've ever received.
Uh, spooky story.
We did a whole halloween special uh, last year around this time.
By the way, when you're shopping for pumpkins, don't forget about the magic pumpkin phenomenon.
Just a public service announcement.
I won't go through the whole rigmarole again.
Uh, check out our last show, happy Halloween 108 114, something like that, uh.
But the other night I was watching a scary movie with Wifey.
I believe it was the Descent and a quarter halfway in we heard dad Dad, distinctly from the direction of the kids rooms, so paused it, made sure it wasn't from the movie uh, went in, junior asleep, dear daughter asleep, potato asleep, totally asleep, not like stirring and uh, you know, possibly talking in their sleep.
Okay, they're all totally asleep.
Came back, watched the movie.
My wife is uh convinced that that was perhaps a ghoul or some sort of ghost.
She's had uh actual experiences on this property and I have too, truth be told, I think I told the story about the vision of a man in the mist with a ladder that I actually probably thought was Smasher, getting up early to do work at like 7 a.m on Labor day a couple years ago, and I went up to that.
I was like, oh man he's, he's really gotten at it he's, he's out working.
Already I got I was camping out with the kids in a tent to make space for the guests in the house and I get up.
I'm like, all right, you go up, get my boots and everybody's asleep, son of a gun.
I could have sworn that.
I saw and heard that figure in the mist, in the mist with a ladder.
Everybody was asleep, which could have been uh, the guy who built this house uh, and then later died in this house uh, which is a true story.
So that's something.
And Wifey thinks that there's spirits on this property.
But, Rollo Sam smasher, have you ever had a?
Uh, legitimate to the point where you couldn't write it off as just a coincidence or uh, you know, just just like a phenomenon that could be easily excused in your life?
I uh not with any spooky ghost stuff, but um I saw a UFO once.
Did it tell you to have a good year?
Full blown.
If so, I also saw that UFO.
It rings a bell, but I don't know if you talked about it on the show or told me in person.
Have that.
It flew off and it said, thanks for all the fish.
But yeah, it was just my cousin and I.
We were playing in the alley out back of my parents' house and it like appears out of nowhere.
It is round.
It is spinning in a circle, but like slowly, not making any noises.
There's lights that are doing different things.
That whole alley lights up.
Is it clear or blurry?
Like, is it close?
It's clear.
It's clear.
I mean, it is clear.
And with the, where my parents' house is, it's like kind of in a valley between two hills.
Not very big, mind you, but it's just, you couldn't like get a plane down in there.
Not very comfortably, at least.
There's telephone wires and electric wires and trees and whatever.
You couldn't do it.
And but it also just comes down and it's like just there hovering.
Kind of like how a helicopter can hover, but it's just a single, it's a singular unit.
It doesn't have a tail like a helicopter does or anything like that.
And it's not making noise.
It's not, I mean, maybe it was making noise.
I don't distinctly remember, but it wasn't loud like a helicopter is.
You know what I mean?
And it's there for a couple of moments and we both slam up against the garage door and just stare at it like no idea what to do.
And then it just flies off real fast.
And he totally agrees to this day.
Yes.
Yeah.
Saw it.
We still to this day are just like, this is real.
That happened.
You think it was an actual UFO?
I don't know what else.
Well, obviously it wasn't a UFO, but yeah.
Right, right.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I think it was, it was.
You don't think it was an army testing, you know, nope.
Nope.
Especially, especially not now.
Especially not now.
After my experiences in the military, understanding flight, seeing different types of planes and blah, Like, no, no, that, that is not something that we have the capability.
All right.
Good stuff.
Yeah, I'm totally skeptical at heart about everything from the supernatural to the spiritual to the UFOs.
So after my little ghost sighting that I am damn sure that I experienced, I don't know what was going on.
I wasn't hungover.
I wasn't on drugs.
I wasn't underslept.
I was like, that happened.
I experienced that sensually.
Not sexually, sensually.
You know, I'm more inclined to be credulous about this stuff now than ever before.
Sam, Rolo, come on.
Anything?
I got one.
All right.
I was a friend, a friend of mine, we were playing video games in my room.
And I distinctly remember him spinning his keys on it.
He had keys on the lanyard and he was spinning them around and it was driving me crazy.
And I said, can you not do that?
And then when we finished playing like an hour later, he couldn't find his keys.
And it was the weirdest thing because we looked all over the room.
And then I said, screw this.
I want to get food.
Let's just go get food and we'll come back and we'll look for it later.
And then we went to my car and his keys were on the floor, man.
And we couldn't explain that.
And the only interesting thing about this story was I was with a girl maybe a week or two later.
And I was telling her about this.
I said, I think there's a ghost in my room.
And then she and she says, she's like, that's stupid.
Ghosts aren't real.
And as she said that, my door slammed and my windows were closed.
And I was just like, yeah, that showed you.
So I don't know what to make of either of those things.
But does that make you believe in the supernatural?
You think that?
Oh, I absolutely believe in the supernatural.
That I don't know.
Those could be two things that could be, maybe he was spinning my keys or something.
And a door can just slam.
That happens.
But I absolutely believe in demons.
I think when anyone sees anything that they think is a ghost, I absolutely believe it's a demon.
And I think homosexuality is a form of demon possession.
I unironically believe that.
No doubt.
No doubt.
Sam once met a well-spoken, well-dressed, non-criminal and kind black man.
And that was his example for that.
And Sam says, Sam also believes in devils.
Come on.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
It's, that's one of those things like, you know, especially maybe a modern day Christian type person, they would think about, oh, if I ever encountered a devil, how would I handle that?
You know, as though it's some kind of rare occurrence, which in fact, you're, yeah, you're, you're encountering them every day.
The, the world is absolutely flush with devils that you are encountering every single day.
There's no doubt about that.
As far as something like what you're saying is some kind of a specter or some kind of a ghost or some kind of, oh, absolutely.
Great guy.
But yeah, as far as like a, you know, equivalent type of experience, the only thing I can really remember is I remember as a as a young child, my grandmother was a real hoarder and she would go to garage sales and she would buy things and just fill up the house full of all kind of weird items.
But it was interesting because you'd find, you know, you go to her house and maybe you start kind of looking through some stack of things and you'd find some kind of interesting thing.
And again, I was a young child, so I didn't know about these things, but I came across a Ouija board.
And this is Sam, I have to stop you.
They're called the Ouija board is just the brand.
They're called spirit boards.
Okay, we don't know.
Okay.
Sure.
Well, and, you know, I mean, I always later I thought it was weird.
Like, you know, if you look through a listing of Parker Brother things that they made or whatever, you know, Monopoly and Risk and games that I like and they Ouija board.
That was just another thing that you could, you could buy.
Well, anyways, I happened to encounter it and I showed my mother.
I said, what is this?
I don't understand this game.
Like, you know, it's this board with this planchette, as they call it.
What, like, what is it?
I don't understand how you play this game.
And she says, oh, well, you know, it's kind of like a party game.
Two people, they put their hands on it.
They ask questions.
Then it's going to point to yes, no, or it will spell out with letters in answer to a question maybe or something.
It's, you know, it's like a party game, you know, that people do.
And I said, oh, like, okay, so how do you, so we put our hands on it and the thing absolutely started moving.
And yeah, and I mean, I really thought like, okay, well, she's doing, I said, and I even said, like, what are you doing?
And she says, well, I mean, it's either me moving it or you moving it.
You know, it's like a game, a party game.
Either, you know, one of us is moving it, but like I wasn't moving it, you know, and she said she wasn't moving it.
So that was kind of a weird experience, you know, when I was when I was rather young, too.
And I didn't, you know, I didn't know a lot of things about that yet.
But so I think there is something to all that.
And I would say don't mess with that.
You know, I think certainly our forefathers knew that this is something not to mess with.
Yeah, when Hasbro gets into the supernatural board gaming industry.
Yeah.
No good can come from that.
Right.
The problem I have with Ouija boards is that they were invented in like 1928.
Like maybe there were spirit boards before that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, you can read about people that were having seances.
They would put their hands on the table.
The table would rise.
Or there would be automatic writing, people who would write.
And under the influence of spirits, they would write answers to questions or things like that.
I think those things are dangerous.
And I think even if somebody wants to imagine some kind of like pagan times or something like that, even in these other types of civilizations or even maybe not even non-white civilizations, witches were always looked at as something evil and bad.
It's not like they were at one time an okay thing to be.
A lot of times they write for the New York Times.
You're right.
This is something actually that Allison and I were talking about last night is that it seems like Europeans have a certain behavioral pattern when it comes to like folklore and things like that.
But people weren't really doing all sorts of like crazy stuff with it.
There were some witch burnings and witch trials and everything, but generally speaking, you can kind of look and even figure out why it was happening.
You could tie it back to a specific person with a vendetta or things like that.
It's a little bit more explainable, but it's like within a month of landing in the new world, like Europeans were eating each other, which was basically unheard of in Europe.
I mean, even during the famine in Ireland.
Yeah, well, it's cannibalism.
Right.
People didn't eat each other in Europe almost ever.
Totally unheard of.
Like I was saying, even during the famine in Ireland, where half the Irish population disappeared, people weren't eating each other.
But then within like a month of landing in America, Europeans decide that we got to eat each other.
Like more evil stuff happens in America than like anywhere else in the world.
People are crazy here.
And it has been and it is way right.
Well, and that's like Appalachia.
Appalachia, the woods, the woods are, are, there is something going on that is not totally unique to Appalachia, but it is dark, right?
And that's, it's like, you have American, you've cryptids in Europe, folklore in Europe.
And it's like, okay, there's Banshees and, you know, some naughty spirits and whatever, but there are ways to deal with those things.
And some of them even exist kind of as a way to warn you and guide you.
And if you don't heed their warning, then you suffer the consequences, right?
In America, it's like this evil spirit is actually just going to hunt you and kill you.
And it's not a warning.
It just wants to eat you soul.
Right.
Like America has the worst spirits.
Right.
Watch the witch if you haven't.
Oh, the witch is great.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I know.
Well, it's because of all those Indian burial grounds that we have.
That's what I was just saying to somebody.
You have these people that are here sacrificing each other, beheading each other, scalping each other, eating each other's hearts, taking all sorts of psychedelic drugs, communicating with spirits and opening up portals and whatever.
It's like, of course, this land is evil and cursed.
I got one more for you guys, and this is 100% true.
We have an old shed on our property that used to be a campground.
I have no idea when it went under or how long it operated as a campground.
And my wife told me at some point that she heard the sound of little kids giggling outside the shed.
She was inside the shed.
She heard it outside the shed, went to investigate.
Kids were nowhere near.
They were up at the house or they weren't here.
And that sent a chill down my spine because I had to admit, I heard the same thing from the same place two weeks, three weeks ago, whatever it was.
So it was two independent, non-communicated experiences with the sound of giggling children, which, of course, on the surface has a very, you know, obvious explanation.
Your kids were playing outside the shed upon inspection.
They're nowhere near there.
And I'm a huge skeptic about these things.
My wife is more inclined to believe in them, but she mentioned that and I said, son of a bitch.
I heard the same thing of a little kid giggling outside the shed.
I'm not lying to you, audience.
This is not like a April Fool's Halloween episode of Full House.
April Fools in October.
That's right.
Halloween Fools.
No, I can't explain it.
I saw that guy and heard that guy with an extension ladder off in the mist.
He wasn't there and Smasher didn't get up early that day to help us with work on our property.
Take it for what it's worth.
All right.
Let's land the puppy.
Let's do it.
It's Sunday night and we got stuff to do tomorrow.
Sammy Baby, thank you so much.
Save the diversity story for next week.
I have it in my list.
Yep.
But let's do it.
I just think that was a good closing point.
And any Halloween plans?
You're going to dress up anywhere or just stay home for the kids trigger treating?
Well, I think our local guys are going to do something and we'll be there.
But as far as specifically Halloween, the White Power Hour is going to have a Halloween themed show.
I've already recorded my bits for it and I play a bunch of great songs that have a little bit of a macabre turn to them.
So definitely tune into White Power Hour to hear some great rock and roll on Halloween.
Good stuff.
Thanks, Sam.
Smasher, let's see.
UFO sightings and protesting black criminals.
Appreciate your work.
I, you know, it's hard work, but somebody has to do it.
That's right.
I like somebody said that this is peak aesthetics, you in the in the newsy cap and the beard and the sweater.
It is.
It's actually, I think it was, it was Hux that said that, I think.
Sounds right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
I need to get more.
Uh, you gonna take the kids out in the neighborhood trick-or-treat?
Uh, we will probably go to my parents.
That's normally what we do.
Godspeed you have the costumes picked out, or uh, gonna wing it?
It's always tough.
It's like, am I gonna buy a costume from?
Yeah, like I, I actually dug out a bin.
We, we now have a collection of halloween costumes from junior and dear daughter.
Over the years, only juniors translate down to potato.
So we've got, we've got like a ninja.
We've got uh, a hot dog and all of his previous choices for the lastborn to choose from sort of a standard story for the younger ones.
We uh, we have a bin of costumes as well, not hand-me-downs just uh, the kids like costumes.
So yep, it's like yeah, you can just wear one that you uh, you already have.
I bought one of these uh, plague doctor masks.
Have you ever seen one of these?
Very creepy, very creepy.
I'm gonna surprise my wife in the bedroom with it.
What do you think?
Uh, it's okay to surprise her with it.
Just don't use that, you know.
Oh, the big part for anything.
Yeah yeah, you said, you said the quiet part out loud.
No, don't worry, I won't, I won't do it.
Rollo rollo, my friend, you playing squash, you gonna stay home for the kids?
Uh, what you doing?
Uh well um, there's not a lot of trick-or-treaters in in my neck of my literal neck of the woods.
Uh i'll, i'll find something to do.
I got, I got a good, uh got a good costume picked out, worked hard on it.
All right, having fun with it.
And one movie recommendation if you could only suggest one to the audience from your vast library.
Uh, this mass appeal yeah i'm, i'm gonna suggest something that never gets suggested but deserves it.
Uh, the 1988 remake of the Blob.
Okay it's uh, it's a, it's a very good, that is a good one, that's a good one.
Yeah, i've seen that I and it it's it's, it toes that line between, like you can show it to uh younger, like teenage kids it's it's, it's not inappropriate, but there's some pretty shocking things in it as far as uh, some blobular violence.
But uh, it's a, it's a total classic and it has a a sweet song that i'm gonna recommend for the next episode.
All right, a little foreshadowing for your future demands.
Yeah, the Blob is like uh, the Warlock.
There was a horror movie called the Warlock that I only Julian Sands.
Yeah, like sometimes as a kid you forget how impressionable young kids are.
I only saw a Warlock preview and it gave me nightmares.
I only caught like this, you know, it looked like pepto-abismol Obismal with corn syrup thrown in there for like a couple minutes, and it gave me nightmares about this giant blob coming to consume me.
So be careful with the young ones.
We like to think that they're all tough.
I did take the kids to a haunted house the other night, and they all fared well.
Of course, Junior was like alpha dogging it.
And dear daughter, I was most worried about.
And she looked a little bit weak at a certain point.
And she made it through and was very proud that she didn't cry.
And then, of course, Potato was just like strolling through there like he was on a walk in a garden, you know, pointing this out, that out.
Oh, that's interesting, etc.
Absolutely fascinating how all kids are different.
So, yeah, be careful.
Guard them.
Some of them are going to do fine with the more extreme imagery of Halloween.
And others are going to be scared to death.
Know your kids and treat them accordingly.
Full House 143 was recorded on the calm before the freeze, October 16th.
And it's literally 11.59 as we go to this.
So I'll just leave it at October 16th.
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God forbid.
Rollo is back in the DJ booth this week by his demand, which I acceded to with the appearance of Darrell.
That's not a coincidence.
I said, you got the DJ booth if you bring back Darrell.
What are we listening to, Rolo?
This would be His Eyes by Pseudo Echo, which is a very underrated band from the 80s.
All right.
Why do you like that?
From the well, it's one because it's good.
It was featured on the Friday the 13th part five, A New Beginning soundtrack.
Very bizarre but underrated and great movie in its own right.
Good stuff.
Rolo sometimes is off his rocker with his recommendations, and sometimes he is a mad genius.
We love you, fam.
I think we'll talk to you before Halloween.
If we don't, though, we love you and we'll talk to you at some indeterminate point in the future.
Smasher, it's all yours.
See you.
You have to wait for more.
You know those mysteries.
You're taken by surprise.
You never thought to see that love was in his eyes.
Let's remember life in his eyes.
Let's remember life in his eyes.
I was the only one we chanced.
From the start, That was an evil sense I swallowed to my heart And as I took the bar where thought it comes to mind That was the winter mist.
I dare not look behind.
You know those mysteries.
You're taken by surprise.
You never thought to see that love was in his eyes.
There's a man with no life in his eyes.
There's a man with no life in his eyes.
You know those mysteries, you're taking by surprise.
You never thought to see that love was in his eyes.