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The war on men, or the war on boys, husbands, or dads, depending on the situation, is surprisingly not something that we've addressed much on this show.
Part of the reason for that is that our regulars have been mercifully spared most of the terrors that are perpetrated against our sex on a daily basis.
The other reason, and just speaking personally, is that the war on men has a manosphere aspect to it that has always rubbed me just slightly the wrong way.
But nuts to that, because the war is real.
Millions of white men have been its victims.
And tonight, we welcome a radical combatant on our side who has seen it all and is committed to helping you, yes, you, dear listener, guard against preventable evils and if necessary, to fight back.
Ladies in the audience, prepare your jimmies or whatever they're called on that side of the aisle.
Mr. Producer, let's go.
Welcome, everyone, to Full House episode 133, the world's most non-toxically masculine show for white fathers, husbands, sons, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your woman-respecting host.
Just for the record there, Coach Finstock, back with another hour or two of content that we hope you won't need, but you just might.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks to Adam, Iron Haas, Joe B, and Dark Enlightenment for their kind support of the show this week.
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Also, please do check out whitepeoplepress.com to check out their absolutely awesome collection of pro-white and family-friendly offerings, all just 15% off this month.
I got a beautiful hardcover anthology the other day called Folk that aside from being jam-packed with content and color photos and illustrations, is the perfect coffee table book to show who you are without scaring off any normies over for poker night or your little knitting circle.
And I swear they did not pay for that advertisement.
That is all true and sincere.
Got the book and loved it.
All right, enough pro bono shilling.
Let us get on to the show.
First up, he is our resident divorce, not survivor, but thriver.
Sam, welcome back.
And I assume you are going to have plenty to offer us this week.
Up, you're muted, Sam.
Sorry about that.
Sorry.
It's a heart-rending topic, but an important one for sure.
Yeah, I look forward to it.
Thanks for mentioning about the White People Press.
That book, Folk, is excellent.
I have it as well.
And the other items that you can get off that site, the White People's Quarterly is excellent.
I leave them around, just like you say, that people might pick it up.
And even myself, if I'm sit down on a couch for a few minutes, pick it up.
You read an article or part of it.
It's good stuff.
A lot of good artwork in there.
It's visually something you could pick up and look at it for a minute or an hour.
It's great stuff.
Antelope Hill, eat your hearts out, as I joked on Telegram.
Yeah, get on their level.
I got a bunch of their books sitting on that same table.
You know, there's a little table right there by the couches.
And it's fun to pick one of those up and start, you know, just start reading.
But yeah, today I took a COVID test.
For the first time, I thought, you know, because there's a new wave of it going around.
I don't know if you've heard about this, but it's affected the place where I work.
And a whole whole bunch of people got it.
And this morning I woke up kind of a lot of coughing and everything like that.
And I thought, oh, maybe, maybe this is it, you know, and even last night going to bed, I felt a little bit, I don't know, just not 100%.
So my son, he had got, I don't know how he got him.
He got a big pile of these COVID tests.
They've just been sitting there.
I said, well, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go for it.
And I'm thinking of all the anal swab ones, right?
The anal version.
Yes.
Straight from China.
And I thought, you know, and then you got to start thinking about like, if I'm going to be out for 10 days or something, whatever it is, the protocol, like what, what implications is that for my workplace and stuff like that.
And so I'm contemplating this.
I'm waiting because it takes 10 minutes.
You know, I'm going through all the, you know, what's what does this mean?
Okay, I got to call this person.
I got to do that.
This is happening.
I got these things on the schedule.
And then it came back negative.
So I must be immune to the thing or something because a lot of people have come down with it.
And I just, from the very beginning, I never experienced any symptoms and I certainly never was diagnosed with it.
So I don't know.
Maybe I'm one of them.
So you're a true, yeah, you're a true pureblood then.
You never got it and you never got the vaccine.
Good for you, big man.
No, that's right.
Unlike you, Sam, this week, it is hot.
I'm up in the house and the dog is running around out there barking.
So I had to close the windows.
The air conditioner is off for good audio quality and I'm just sweating, sweating to the oldies here.
Anyway, I feel your pain.
It's been hot here.
You know, it's been like the nights get rather cool and it's cooling off right now, but it's been a kind of a hot, sweaty day, really.
All right, moving on.
Next up, he is both a one-man woman wrecking crew and a major daughter cuck.
It's true.
You can hold two conflicting ideas in your mind at one time and not be a hypocrite.
But we have a special surprise in store for the audience tonight.
On this content episode of all things, Smasher is out on a unexpected special mission last minute.
So stepping into his shoes is none other than his lovely wife, Allison.
Allison, welcome.
Hi, how's it going?
It's great.
Happy to have you back.
And I think that this will be good content and not lead to a major pissing match between you and our special guest.
Of course not.
I've never done such a thing.
No.
Hey, you know, as we said before the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he's going to, he's going to go as hard as is as is sincere.
And if he, if you think he's off on something or we're off, we welcome your input sincerely.
Well, yeah, absolutely.
You know, I'm not a, I'm not a cuck on either side of the aisle here.
So sure.
Or at least I don't think so.
I guess we'll find out, huh?
Yep.
And you and yeah, you and KL were, I don't know, I was surprised at how magnanimous you were toward the men, you know, with the wives or the girlfriends complaining about their guys getting involved sincerely.
Like I was like, oh, you're pretty reasonable.
And it didn't seem like you were putting on airs either.
So thank you for that.
And we'll get Kraken here shortly.
With us, as always, he personally is just hoping to one day become a victim of the war on men, just to add a little excitement to his life.
It's true.
Rolo, welcome back, my friend.
Please, someone do something bad.
I was going to say great to be here, but you've been especially mean to me.
I might have to go break out the Prozac after this.
You know, it's all good, good jest, my friend.
I actually apologized to Rolo offline the other night.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I should really stop doing this bit.
He's like, as long as people know it's a bit, coach, I can handle it.
That's not what I said.
I said, I think the people know that it's a bit.
So it's okay.
There you go.
Even my paraphrases are unfair and inaccurate.
Anyway, how are you, Rolo?
Great.
I just got back from exercising and my legs are tired.
So that means I will be sore tomorrow.
And I like that.
Good stuff.
Same here.
I did a 5K today, shirt off in the sun, felt like a million bucks.
And I even, I got under that weight set again.
See, I don't even know the damn lingo, but I did, I did some bench presses, like four.
Yeah, that's progress for me.
He's giving me the stink eye.
All right.
He's like, yeah, way to go, coach.
Good for you.
It's better than nothing.
Yeah, I know, right?
But yeah.
Hey, whatever.
Finally, our very special and very patient guest.
He is a juggernaut for the righteous cause of men's rights because he has seen some of the worst and been through a lot himself.
And we are going to pick his brain for everything you need to know, whether you are in the perfect marriage, a nightmare of one, or just dipping your toes into the dating pool.
Brandon, my friend, welcome to Full House.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate you having me on.
Damn glad to have you on.
And big thanks to our pal, AK40Ounce, for making the connection.
I think he's got some wigger priors there by that sock name, but we won't give him a hard time.
First question, Brandon, are you actually in a rock band?
You have the look.
I am not.
I've played music for a long time.
I've been a drummer, but I'm not in a rock band now.
Okay.
All right.
I was going to ask for your band camp link here at the top, but just guess.
In all seriousness, buddy, let's do the bit.
Your ethnicity, your religion, and your fatherhood status, please.
So proud Christian white man.
And I am a dad.
I have one son.
And, you know, right now in the summer, it's two weeks on, two weeks off.
And then during the school year, it's every other weekend and holidays.
How do you, just a simple question at the top, two weeks on, you know, two weeks off?
How does that work with work?
It just crossed my mind, like, holy cow, like, what do you have to get?
You know, daycare while you have those two weeks or you take those that time off from work.
It can't be easy as a single dad.
No, and especially actually daycare, that's a good, a good point because daycares, especially when they're younger now.
I mean, I have a lot of friends in the area that kind of I've lucked out this summer big time, but daycare generally doesn't like to accept two weeks on and two weeks off because it gets into the maximum amount of kids they can.
So it's cutting into their profit.
So, I mean, there's been times where I've made, I sat down and made my record was 167 phone calls trying to find a daycare.
Jeez.
Yeah.
Just another, another front in the struggle.
Well, let's let's dig in here a little bit then, Brandon.
You know, of course, whatever you're comfortable with sharing, but what makes you tragically perhaps an authority on this on this topic?
What have you been through?
Yeah.
So right off the bat, you know, I don't say any of this to be like a, you know, woe is me.
It's not like a victim thing at all.
What I, where, when I, when I talk about my story, I say it with the knowledge that there's a lot of dudes that have gone through this themselves and have absolutely nowhere to turn.
There's no good information out there.
There's a lot of guys aren't even that honest about it because it's kind of like a, you know, it's an ego thing a lot of the time.
So, you know, when I go through this, I say my story knowing that there's a lot of guys out there, especially in predominantly white nations worldwide that have been through this too, or something similar.
So, my kind of story is I was with this girl for about two years and we were really close.
She was really cool.
And, you know, I was testing her the whole way.
And we ended up getting pregnant after two years.
We were not married yet.
After she had our son, you know, I proposed to her because she was cool.
And I said, we're going to wait a year just to make sure, you know, we are still right for each other.
Went the whole year.
She was cool.
Got married.
And literally the next day after we got married, everything went downhill like a switch flip.
And during that time, I was working in a fairly new career field.
I just graduated college and I was working overnights now with a newborn.
And I was getting a lot of certifications and stuff that goes along with my career.
And right after I got the licenses I was working for, I found another job that was day shift, you know, Monday through Friday.
I could spend time with my kid, my wife, my kids, you know.
And we had to move.
I owned a house at that point.
You know, I was doing really well.
And when I moved, I would spend the week here.
And then she lived in my house about four hours away from where I live now.
And I would come back on the weekends and spend time with the family and then go back to work.
That continued for about three months while our house was on the market.
And the second my house sold, she called me up and she said, I want you to, you know, I'm going to take the money from the house.
I want you to pay off my car loan and I'm going to fight you for full custody of our kid.
And that was it.
That's, that's, that's how it all started.
Brutal.
Yeah.
I mean, it was, it was a complete switch.
Like it's just, there's no foreseeing it.
There's, there's nothing I could have done differently at that point.
Like this is just how it was.
And that's what I was left with.
So do you think she was, do you have to conclude that she was playing you for it to be that drastic overnight?
I can't, I can't say that it wasn't, you know, and I'm pretty sure she was probably cheating on me too, you know, the times that I was away.
Like, how could she not?
Women don't just typically do stuff like that without having somebody else to fund.
So it is what it is.
And so for the past seven years now, you know, I've been dealing with custody issues.
Our actual divorce was pretty clear cut and dry.
I mean, she didn't, she didn't get the money from the house.
I didn't pay off her car loan, that's for sure.
But everything for the past seven years has been revolved around custody and just trying to be a dad to my kid.
Yeah.
Can you go ahead?
You are, I was just going to say, are you single now?
Are you dating now?
Because you're a good looking guy, no homo.
You look a little like Jesus too.
For, you know, we try to hook up our single guests and friends of the show.
Yeah, no, I'm single right now.
And part of that reason is, you know, I really, I don't see value in dating personally.
I just, I don't see it.
I did the whole dating thing.
Actually, you know, a year or two after my divorce, it was like, all right, I'm going, I'm going to make it a point to get with as many women as I possibly can.
And it's yeah, you know, and then you just kind of see it as like, well, this is just kind of like, it's, it's almost, for lack of a better term, it's almost just kind of like mutual masturbation.
Like there's no point to it.
It's, it's, yeah.
This is the tragic thing about it is, is that people that get embroiled in all this turmoil and divorce and everything.
And it's often very hard to go on to meet somebody and have a relationship and hopefully another marriage and all that type of thing.
Well, most people don't know this, but that was Allison's plan all along with Potato Smasher.
But when the twins happened, she was like, oh, that's out the window.
I need to.
Oh, God.
And then the second set of twins came out.
Lock him down.
Yeah.
Not going anywhere.
Yeah.
So one thing I don't like to say is the idea that, you know, Sam, you kind of brought up is that it's hard.
It's difficult to, you know, after the turmoil of divorce, it's difficult to want to get into relationship again.
And for me, it's not coming from a place of bitterness.
Like, I don't hate women at all.
I don't necessarily even blame them for what's going on.
I see it more as like, well, this is what we're stacked up against when we're getting into a relationship.
When I'm getting into a relationship, this is the reality of what is working against me.
Yeah, you're being pragmatic.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
And Brandon, were you a quote unquote Manosphere guy either, you know, before you met your girlfriend or wife?
Were you into this scene at all?
Were you more or less just a normie?
And then you sort of gained the knowledge through tragic practice.
Oh, I was a complete normie.
I mean, happy wife, happy life, you know, the whole nine yards, complete normie.
And so I kind of actually rollo Tomasi over here.
I read that book, Rational Male, and it kind of just, you know, that was the start of my research and looking into the issues at hand where I was like, well, I've been looking at this entirely wrong.
As far as Manosphere is concerned, I always thought it was kind of, you kind of hit the nail on the head in your intro there.
There's just something not right about it that I just never clicked with.
Same.
And I didn't mean, I don't mean to denigrate it too.
I know there's been a ton of good work there.
I always loved reading Chateau Hartiste more on the political commentary, but it's like, I don't need, I either don't need that stuff or that's for like guys just out trying to score cheap tail, right?
You know, the first iteration of Ruche before he became all Christian and trad and stuff like that.
But no, it's good.
It's good to know.
Right.
Yeah, go ahead.
There's some some aspects of your story that had a sad parallel with my own story.
In my own experience, I had been married for about 10 years and struggling.
At that point, I had six kids.
And, you know, it's not that I had a bad job, but I was waiting for my big break.
And I got my big break.
But like you say, you had to move out of town and come back on the weekends and you were working to set up something in the new location.
And then all of a sudden, you know, all of a sudden, there was this sea change and everything fell apart.
And it was, you know, there's no way this was even good for her to do this, you know, it was like this is uprooting and ruining her whole life, her own life and yours.
And yeah, it is, it is a, it's a tragedy and it's, it's, it's something it doesn't make sense either.
But one of the things I was going to mention is how women seem to be able to really influence each other for the worse more than men.
And I'll just tell this part of it.
Back when I was married the first time, my wife at that time, very trad.
She understood a lot of things.
She'd come out of a bad past.
So she had bad priors, you might say, but for years and years had been walking the straight and narrow.
She understood what was right and wrong.
And she had she would even comment on things like one time we moved, we had to move into this two flat.
And we were in the basement putting stuff in there.
And she came across the man that owned the building.
He was a lawyer and he had all his divorce records down there.
So here she is reading all of it, you know, which is a real violation of his privacy, but she's reading and she's saying, oh, this is so horrible.
Look how horrible divorce is.
Divorce is so horrible.
And different women that we had met along the way, some, you know, had been married and then they got divorced.
Oh, look how terrible it is.
Look how tragic it is.
And but then eventually enough of those women, they started to turn her.
I'm sorry to say that.
I know not all women are so easily influenced like that, but many are.
And certainly in these moms groups and things we were chatting offline there with Allison, these the atmosphere of these moms groups online, some of them are very poisonous.
And yeah, and for the for the wrong woman, for the type of woman who is easily influenced, which unfortunately is a certain amount of them, they start to see the, they, they start to think the grass is greener.
They see their, their girlfriends get divorced and then the girlfriends are going out to bars and having fun and and things like this.
So it's it's a real tragic thing.
And here you are, you're the guy working.
You're working extra hours.
You're working out of town.
You're you're saving money and scrimping and living a kind of a Spartan existence.
Not cheating.
Yeah.
And then here's what they do.
They're going out and partying.
They start using drugs.
They're screwing guys.
It's sad.
It's sick.
Well, what's interesting about it is from my experience within the mom groups, because I have very little real life experience with divorce.
My parents are divorced, but they did so when I was before the age of two.
So I don't have any memories of my parents being together.
But a lot of these women that are gaslighting each other on Facebook into getting divorces are miserable afterwards.
A lot of people.
And you got to think that's what the women that are trying to turn the other ones.
Maybe that's what it is, like misery loves company.
Now that they're miserable, they want to pull a few more down with them.
Well, there's a lot of these groups now have anonymous posting features.
So people get really real with what they say because their names are not attached to it anymore.
And it's a very common thing that I've just been observing where it's like, oh man, I'm divorced now and I make $4 too much to qualify for food stamps.
I can't afford food.
My kid has a field trip.
I can't even pay the $30 for the fee.
I can't get into a daycare.
I have to quit my job.
I have to take my ex to court for child support.
And it's like, why did you put yourself through this in the first place?
What was so horrible that you couldn't sit down and marriage therapy?
And I know that therapists don't have a very good opinion and rightly so, but God, that's got to be better than just calling it quits and walking your separate ways.
What people don't understand is your feelings and things are going to go up and down.
You know, some days you're going to feel like you're really, really in love and everything's so wonderful.
And other times you're going to feel like this really sucks.
But, you know, that's how life is.
You got to go through the tough times and the good times.
And that's what makes it all work out.
And even if you quit and start over again with someone else, you still have the same issues.
The same crash after what I would say two and a half years of like bliss.
And then you crash.
Yeah, Brandon, the way that I. have always seen this was that there's two elements to it.
Of course, there's women and we're not just going to hate and dump on women here, even though for sure, many of them deserve it, including the sort of horrific mom groups that Allison referenced there.
And then there's the system itself, which is a gynecratic or Jewish gynecratic system, anti-male to the core.
But I guess let's talk about, you know, women first and the psychology there and how things have gone so wildly off the rails in your view, at least, sir.
So yeah, for me, I don't think you can separate what you guys were talking about with the vapid nature of these of these mom groups.
I don't think it's possible to separate what these women are doing and how they are behaving from the system that we're all involved in.
I don't think it's possible.
And I don't blame even those women for what it is they're doing because the system as it's set up is strictly formula based.
I mean, these women can literally get the best of everything they want, at least in the short term, can get the best of everything they want by just playing the system.
So you guys were talking about, you know, well, why would they do this?
They're just so miserable.
And why would they encourage other women to do this?
Well, because they're getting paid to and a lot of money.
I mean, depending on how long you're married, even we're not even just talking child support.
We're talking like alimony, which is you're paying her until either she or you dies, whichever comes first.
Like there's a lot of money to be made here.
And there's a lot of money, not just made by these women, but these lawyers and judges.
These judges have a free and clear job.
One of the lawyers I had, he went to school and he wanted to be a criminal lawyer.
He stopped being a criminal lawyer and went to family law because there was, in his words, so much money in it.
Like this entire system is set up to make sure above anything else that men see their children as little as humanly possible.
And you couple that with the whole feminist movement.
I mean, who do you think started that?
We all know who started the feminist movement, but it plays into the whole family court system.
I can't blame women.
I think they're getting played.
Obviously, we all know they're getting played in the long term, but in the short term, it's a quick payoff.
And that's what they generally see.
They're getting social media upcomings too, social validation from their lady friends.
And yeah, there's just become a sort of culture of being negative and complaining.
My husband.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Allison, please.
The thing about being negative and complaining is that it goes beyond, you know, like my husband was a butthead and he came home from work and he wasn't nice and he didn't play with the kids and what it's like, you know, a complaint that because it's the internet, I'm going to have to assume that it's exaggerated and you're only getting one side of the story.
So every time I read one of these, I'm like, I bet it didn't happen like that, but okay.
And then you get 300 comments that are like, oh, baby, those are some red flags.
You have to get your kids and leave him right now.
And for impressionable women, that is some mega gaslighting to comment after comment after comment.
Like, you know, my husband did the same thing and I just took my kids and laughed or my husband did the same thing.
And like, you deserve better and we deserve better and we all deserve better.
And it's like a culture of divorce, encouragement, and manhating.
It's horrible.
And it seems like the only comments that you ever see that are positive about men are when the men are completely cucked and like, oh, yeah, he works full time as a mechanic and then he comes home and he cooks the dinner and does the laundry and I do literally nothing.
Those are like the only times that you ever see positive things fed.
It's horrible.
So to speak on that, exactly what you're talking about, you know, the negativity, what you're saying sounds exactly verbatim like every affidavit I've ever read, either against me or against people, you know, other guys I've helped out.
Every affidavit I've ever read in family court is exactly that.
So these women are literally programmed to say these things because it just works in court time and again.
And now one thing that's not really understood about family court is a criminal has more rights in family court than a father does.
In criminal court, I have the right to a jury.
I have the right to choose my judge.
I have the right to, you know, all these hearings and stuff.
Family court is none of that.
My judge is my jury.
My judge is my judge until she retires.
There is no changing the judge.
Whatever she wants, she gets.
And that's just how it is.
There is no legal rights for a father.
There is no, you know, what is it, you know, innocent until proven guilty.
In family court, it's exactly opposite.
I am constantly, and every father is constantly trying to prove his innocence to gain favor with a court that benefits by not allowing him to see his children.
Nightmare scenario for the single guys out there who want to get married and start a family, as well as maybe some of our married guys who are looking over their shoulder to the other bedroom and wondering when affidavit is going to be a word that enters their vocabulary.
Not us here on the show, of course, but I know you guys are out there.
Brandon, before we get into the system particulars and what our guys and maybe gals need to know too, I did a poll of our audience within the last year or so, probably need to refresh it, but something around 50% or more of our audience are single men who listen to the show for the sort of, you know, surrogate, you know, gags and stuff, what it's like to be a dad, especially one in the cause, but also because, you know, they deeply want to get there.
From your experience and from what you've learned from talking to our guys for single guys, what are some red flags?
This is sort of like dating more than war on men, but I guess the easiest way to stay out of court in divorce court is to pick a good one, right?
That's the most important decision that most men will ever make in their lives, who to marry.
So any, I know that's a big topic, buddy, but any gems or things you've learned over the years?
Yeah.
So what I would say first and foremost is just know if you're a single guy and you want to have kids and you want to get married.
I absolutely believe in the institution of marriage.
I think it is the best possible thing for society.
However, in this day and age, I think it is a huge danger to single men to look up to other men who are married and have kids and say, I want that.
I think in having that mentality, I think you're only setting yourself up for potential failure and failing to see any red flags in women.
Because yes, you do want kids, obviously, is nature.
This is what we want.
This is what we're primed for.
But the downside of if it fails is so astronomical to your entire life.
I mean, in my own case, this is an 18-year life sentence.
And all I want to do is be there for my kid.
But I'm in an 18-year life sentence.
would I suggest to other single men to, yes, this is what you want to do.
You want to go get married.
You want to have kids.
This is, this is awesome.
Just be cautious.
The grass is always greener.
You know, marriages, no marriage is perfect.
There's always ups and downs.
And literally any female at any point in time, the way our system is set up could just say, you know what?
I was hanging out with my friend the other day and this is how it's going to be from here on out.
And there's literally very little you can do about it.
Some dads luck out, but it's, it's not, it's not the norm.
So I think that would be my suggestion.
Don't long for it.
Wait for it.
You know, like be open-minded to it.
Don't long for it.
And see, we've gotten conflicting advice on that one.
Some guys have said they've had good success with just saying, I want to get married and have a family right off the bat.
And the right woman would react positively to that.
But your experience is, yeah, that sounds too thirsty or too over-eager.
Let it happen rather than forcing the issue.
Yeah, that would definitely be my perspective.
You know, the sad thing is that somebody goes through this kind of a bitter process oftentimes does not pursue another marriage and does not have any more children, where if the husband and wife stay together, then they could have many children over the course of their lifetime.
But when you have this like kind of an interruption and people get discouraged and then for good reason, they they pull back.
Well, that's kind of the design of the system because it incentivizes this to happen.
And then it does take two people out of the baby-making pool.
Yeah.
Yes.
So the woman's is going to be less likely to get a new partner because there, I mean, there are men that do go after women with children, but it does make a woman less desirable.
And then the man is going to have kind of the opposite effect where he's going to be like, do I want to go through that again?
Right.
So it's just like, it's the perfect design of the system.
Like, hey, I know how we can stop white people from breeding.
Yeah.
I remember two nuggets from our probably to get the gringo or get the gringa episode, excuse me.
And great ape Niggy said, observe very carefully how your date treats weight staff if you're out at a restaurant or a bar, because that's a good signifier as to whether she's a sociopath or not.
And then also you got to meet her mother, right?
Like it or not, you are likely looking at a future version of your wife, physically, emotionally, mentally, and things like that.
So that's not a perfect metric, but if you like what you see, that's a good sign.
If you don't like what you see, generally a red flag.
Prenups, Brandon.
Do you think that prenups are a bad sign from the get-go?
I don't, I don't, I didn't get one.
Is that something that can cover your ass?
Is it something that our guys should insist on?
Does that even protect against divorce and child custody things down the road?
So as far as I can tell with prenups is if you're going into a marriage with a boatload of cash and you're really well set up, which is where you should be going into a marriage, I would say.
Yeah, it will definitely help you out, you know, with the resources you came into the marriage with.
But once children are on the table, all bets are off.
There's no prenup that can, there is no contract that the family court can't overturn when it comes to child custody.
So yeah, prenups good.
But when it comes to kids, there's anything is on the table.
Looking back on your experience with your now ex-wife, not probing at all, but I'm sure that like every couple has texts back and forth that would probably sound horrible if read in court or things they didn't mean or out of context, etc.
Would you have done things differently?
Or even if you're a saint and you don't even have any nasty grams between you and your significant other, is it still an uphill battle to get custody or even get visitation?
So on that one, I actually have a very interesting case for that because in the beginning, I was very cordial.
I made sure to be professional and everything.
But when it came, again, the child custody, she started bringing up all these, oh, he's mean to me and oh, I'm abused and, you know, the standard, the standard line.
And so I immediately realized, okay, since I'm a dad and I have to prove my innocence and she's obviously lying nonstop and there's nothing I can do to prove my innocence right now, I'm going to blow this out of proportion.
So I made it a point to get as creative as possible with my vulgarity in writing to my ex-wife.
She actually complimented me on my creativity.
That's an art so many of us have learned by trying to get away around social media sensors too.
Yeah.
Right.
And so what ended up happening is the more vulgar I got, yes, obviously the court was hitting me with, you know, a $3,000 fine there for literally the court ordered me to check my tone.
But yeah, you know, there was fines and then the court would say, well, you know, she would, the ex-wife would suggest, well, because he speaks to me like this, you know, I should, I should get more custody.
I'm like, well, Your Honor, I speak to her on the, on, on, online, never in front of our kid.
We always, I made sure to meet her at police stations so she couldn't use anything.
I mean, you're going to have to lie to the entire police station, file a report.
There's nothing you can say for abuse there.
So it ended up kind of spinning her up.
So now any lie she tries to spin up, I'm able to catch her on it.
So for my case, it's not an easy route to go.
You know, if you're, if you're not planning on representing yourself and you're not good at argument, definitely keep it cordial.
Definitely keep it, you know, professional.
And if it's going to be read in court, be prepared for it.
But for my case, it worked out for me, but I would not recommend it.
All right.
Well, I thought I would chime in there with one of the things that you can learn from this whole type of experience, because it's a shame that this is in our society and that good men like Brandon here have to go through it.
But in a way, you can learn something out of it.
And that is, aside from vulgarity or things like that, showing assertiveness can really take you a long way.
Maybe it's not what you say, but the way you say it.
This is one thing I learned in the experience because I was a very nice guy.
And I am a very nice guy, I think.
But I was brought up to be a nice guy.
And I was always a very nice guy.
But when I was thrust into this situation, I learned how to become assertive in a way where she knew I meant business.
And even though I'm not making any specific threat or anything like that, you can tell by my tone and my body language that I'm serious and you can assert your agency in that way.
And that's something that our men need to learn to do better.
Yeah, by myself.
Absolutely agree with you.
In my case, it was a calculated thing I was doing.
It wasn't coming from like, I'm angry and I just can't help myself.
You know, it's definitely calculated.
So yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Be calculated with your communication for sure.
Yeah, but it's a way that we need to learn to be.
And it's not just even with women or with a marriage, but even like workplace things and things like that is, you know, you can put, you can really put a scare into somebody by coming across in a very forceful and strong way.
Brandon, just a show or two ago, we actually had Allison and another woman on to talk about some of the many complaints that wives and girlfriends have about us guys in the cause, rightfully and wrongfully.
And I guarantee there's plenty of married men in the audience right now with challenges or issues in their marriage that have gotten to the point of tipping toward divorce, have resulted in divorce.
What should our guys who are sincerely concerned about this, that it's imminent or coming down the pike?
I mean, should they have a divorce lawyer on retainer?
I mean, that seems crazy, but maybe not that crazy for our married guys in the audience.
What should they be possibly doing proactively or thinking about at least, please?
So from my experience, obviously I'm not going to be able to give you the best, the best judgment on how to save the marriage because it didn't work for me.
But, you know, I would definitely suggest if you think this is a real possibility and you've never gone through family court or anything before, definitely put a lawyer on retainer.
It's not going to hurt.
That's for sure.
It won't hurt.
And, you know, the lawyer may be able to, you know, say, hey, you should shore up, you know, your accounts here or accounts here just in case.
But yeah, I mean, that would be my suggestion.
It wouldn't hurt.
Lawyer, you can get the retainer back.
This is the this is the important thing.
If, you know, and you could be a saint, you could be perfect and something bad can happen to you.
So I don't know that you can give any absolutely perfect advice for avoiding it.
But the thing is, when something like this happens to you and you're thrust into the situation, you go through that period of denial, like, no, this isn't happening to me.
This can't happen to me.
I don't want to go through this.
So I'm going to ignore it.
Or, you know, there's a period that it takes for you to take it seriously.
But what's good about it is that once you do take it seriously and once you begin to act in your own behalf, it's very empowering.
And the day that you start to take your own side, so to speak, is the best day for you.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I was thinking, oh, you don't want it to become a moral hazard or a self-fulfilling prophecy, right?
Like getting ahead of the curve and then she finds out and then it's like, oh, really?
Oh, well, all right.
Well, I'll do that too.
But, you know, going the Tony Soprano route and calling all of the best divorce lawyers in your 50-mile radius so that she can't get that one is another thing that comes to mind.
Go ahead, Brandon.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So I couldn't have put that any better myself.
I mean, especially if this is kind of coming at you as a man and you don't, you know, it's not necessarily mutual.
You know, realizing the day I realize that when you're going through this, you are no longer married.
There is no longer working together on stuff.
You know, past a certain point, you just realize, look, she's not willing to work together because it doesn't benefit her again in the short term to work together.
So realizing right off the bat that this is a war and treat it as such, you know, like you gotta, you gotta plot and scheme in order to get, you know, not so screwed.
You have to do it.
And sometimes you got to play a little dirty.
I mean, in my own case, there was a police officer that tried to take my kid out of my home and she ended up getting fired because I was ready for this.
I knew what was going to happen.
And so you really do have to treat this as a war.
I mean, you know, like I said in my own case where, you know, I'm texting her vulgarities one day and then, you know, the next year, you know, I can paint my story with the court, however, you know, how I choose.
It's all calculated.
And it has to be.
It really is a war, but it's not just a war against her.
It's a war against her and the government.
Yep.
And for dissidents and for nationalists with kids, it's an even added concern.
You know, normally dads have enough concerns on this front, but add in some quote unquote controversial opinions on race or ethnicity.
And then you get a Jewish family judge, court or prosecutor or whatever against you.
And it's a whole nother can of worms.
No fault divorce, Brandon, is something that's basically universally reviled in our circles.
I presume back in the day, you had to have a good and valid and borderline provable reason for divorce.
But is that in actuality the root of a lot of this problems that women can just walk away or men too in theory for no cause whatsoever?
Yes, but with a caveat in my opinion, because I, yes, no vault, no fault divorce is absolutely a leading cause, but you kind of got to dig deeper than that.
It's also society.
You know, back in the day, these women were not paraded as doing good things by divorcing their husbands.
They were outcasts, shunned from society.
I mean, that was not a good thing.
And they didn't take that lightly.
Nobody did.
And I'd really say that no fault divorce really originated right after World War II when we brought all over all sent mom and dad both to work.
And that's where I think it really started because now all of a sudden you can convince a population that, well, mom's working, dad's working, no fault divorce.
And now we can start putting family laws into place.
Yeah.
And it makes me think of Murphy Brown.
I think she was a single mom on that sitcom, maybe a lesbian.
I don't know.
Sam was already 40 when that show was premiering on Primetime.
I never watched that single, but as I recall, it was a big story.
I've never seen the show, but I remember that back in the 90s.
Yeah, Dan Quayle.
Dan Quayle railed against it.
Oh, Rolo knows Rolo knows.
First single mother to give birth on, or the first woman who wasn't in a relationship to have a baby on TV.
Candice Burger.
She's not a lesbian, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was, that was, yeah, that came later with Will and Grace.
That came later.
Yeah, I watched the Dark Knight Rollins.
It was totally worth it.
That was a good movie.
Everybody makes fun of that movie because of Bane and the Voice.
That was a great movie.
It was totally worth rewatching.
Sorry.
Ellen, thank you.
Yeah, Rolo.
But yeah, just evidence of the culture and what's pumped into your mind through the YouTube corroding society.
All right, moving on here, Brandon.
Alimony.
What is it?
And why should we fear it?
Serious question.
So I don't have to pay alimony.
Thank God.
But alimony, it varies state to state, but it's typically based on the length of time you're married.
And it's usually when some, when the man is making a ton of money and the woman has nothing and something like that.
Correct.
So alimonial really hits you the hardest if you do have a traditional type of marriage where she's not working, you have a bunch of kids, you're gainfully employed.
That's when alimony will hit you the hardest.
And the thing with alimony is that is for life.
Either she dies or you do, whichever comes first, you will be paying her for life.
And that's what alimony is.
Even if she gets remarried?
Yes.
Wow.
Brutal.
And you avoided that by not being richy rich.
I avoided that by not being married long enough.
Like I said, when it was the day after we got married when she started flipping a switch.
So we were only married for about a year before it, the divorce papers were like, all right, we're doing this now.
And when that happened, did yeah, go ahead, Allison, please.
I was just going to say that it's unfortunate that it's one of those things that's become horrifically abused because you can think of situations where the nice girl graduates high school and she dates the boy for four years.
They get married.
She has five kids and she finds out that he's been cheating on her repeatedly.
She doesn't have like an education or any means to support herself and her children.
And, you know, what is she supposed to do?
But in the way that it's been so abused, it's almost like you should get rid of it.
I don't know.
Or at least apply it selectively.
Yeah.
And see, for me, sorry to interrupt.
My viewpoint is: I mean, I'm a Christian man.
So I would say that just don't get the government involved in any marriage at all.
It should be between the couple, God, family, and friends, period.
Because the way I look at it is like, why would I want to involve the same people that bring you the DMV into an otherwise good relationship?
There's no, there's no reason for it.
And that could avoid quite a few things.
And I mean, like I said, once children are on the table, everything's open, but at least quite a lot of things in the divorce, assuming you're the state you live in doesn't have the civil union or whatever it's called, that that would really solve a lot of the problems.
And when you got divorced, Brandon, a moral government and a moral society, maybe, you know, the way that it was was good, but now that everything is so disgusting, then I'm sure that it was intentionally set up that way for the same reason that affirmative action was set up.
Just so like people can go, oh, well, that makes sense for what Allison said.
But the people that did it had every intention of perverting it and doing the worst possible thing.
Yeah, absolutely.
And that's the only conclusion I can come to.
I mean, this is absolutely intentional because it's a means for, I mean, it's a lot like North Korea.
So where I'm at right now is I have to be cautious of what I can even talk to my son about because if it goes back to his mom, I lose my kid.
Like this is North Korea right here, where it's not even your neighbors spying on you, it's your own children.
It is absolutely set up for that purpose.
I can't see it any other way.
Yeah.
This reminds me, we did have an episode called X Wives and Lawn Fertilizer with two of our guys who had been through divorce and we went through some of these aspects.
And one of Niggy's recommendations was for all men to have a savings account set up separately that she doesn't know about it.
No, it's not your gambling or your beer fund or your Manbro fund.
It's just a rainy day fund in case so that that doesn't get sucked up into potential divorce proceedings.
Now, Brandon, when you guys split up, did she get half of what you had?
How did it work on the financials?
Some tips for guys out there.
So we had a joint account, but I just drained it.
The second I found out this was going to happen.
I just drained it all.
And she got super angry.
The court got super angry.
And I was just like, it's gone.
I don't have it anymore and the court couldn't do anything about it.
But yeah, I would just have a separate account for so you don't have to deal with that.
Yep.
Crypto might work well for that too, lads.
Just a thought.
All right.
Let's see.
Children visitation rights and custody.
I assume that, you know, of course, I've heard that Ty goes to the woman in virtually every case for a man to get sole custody.
She has to be strung out on drugs, have a criminal record.
I guess you're lucky if you get split custody.
Tell us a little bit more about how that works and how you can improve your chances to spend more time with the most precious things in the world.
So yeah, in this two various state to state, there's some states, I can't remember which state it was.
They just passed a presumption of 50-50, which basically says, unless there's some extenuating circumstances, both parents have 50-50 custody and visitation.
In my case, because of the distance, like I said, I moved out of town and she just stayed there.
There's, you know, it's impossible for us to have 50-50 custody.
So naturally, he's going to spend time with his mom.
But yeah, it's definitely a tricky thing to kind of figure out because, I mean, you got, you got to think too, all these kids that are growing up without dads for one reason or another.
I mean, why else do you think we have Antifas?
And why else do you think we have all these ladyboys going around?
It's because their dads aren't allowed to see them and then they're blamed for being dead.
And it's like, well, I'm trying.
Sure.
I, well, I, I know somebody that is going through a really messy divorce and custody battle.
And like the stops that have been pulled on him, I'm like, what?
Like, how, how is this legal?
You know, like the mother can just take the kids and go wherever she wants until there's a custody agreement in place.
And another thing that completely baffled me was that when they're deciding child support, they don't go by like what you make.
They go by what your potential earning income is.
And so it's like, you don't make this, but you know, you have a master's degree in business, so you could make $90,000 a year.
That was another thing that absolutely blew my mind.
Oh, yeah.
And you can never get out of child support.
Actually, in Minnesota, it's, you know, say I lost my job for whatever reason.
You know, the economy is not doing so hot right now.
If I lost my job, I still owe child support.
There's no getting out of it.
And if I don't pay child support, they take my driver's license.
If I can't work because I don't have a driver's license, they throw me in jail.
And oh, by the way, being in jail is not an excuse for non-payment of child support.
There is no getting out.
There is no, like, there is nothing you can do to get away from paying her money that isn't even legally supposed to be used for the child.
Legally speaking, she can use that money however she pleases.
In my own case, she goes on a lot of vacations.
I work overtime.
Man, can't even take a vacation on cell block four.
Go ahead, Allison.
I've done some deep dives into this before, just basically being triggered by things that I've read.
And one of the things that continuously sticks with me is that a man discovers after like four or five years that he's not actually the father.
He's still on the hook for child support forever, and there's nothing he can do about it.
Oh, Christ.
Boy, I completely forgot about that.
So when you're having a child, and I will never forget this, when we were in the hospital and she was having our son right after he's born, you know, when the emotions are running high, you have a new screaming infant staring at you, and especially as a first time dad, you're like, what is this thing and what do I do with it?
And the doctors bring you the birth certificate paperwork that you got to sign.
And when you sign that, you are legitimately saying, I am, I agree, I am the father to this child.
And that's something they don't tell you because as soon as you sign that, you are legally on the hook for the next 18 to 20 years for that child, whether or not it's yours.
A quick little bring a swab, one of those testing kits with you and swab the baby's cheek and run into the bat.
No, it doesn't work that fast.
You'd have to have a good excuse to not sign that piece of paper right there on the spot if you suspect.
But at the same time, if you don't sign the birth certificate and then you have some sort of custody disagreement later on and your name's not on there, now you're in a whole different pot of water.
Yeah, blacks had the right idea about this.
Just don't be around for the birth certificate.
Shut up, Rolo.
Somebody once said we should be more like them in some ways.
Terrible.
Christ.
All right, Brand.
Well, we will research which states are presumed 50-50 custody seems like news you could use.
I hope that they're good white slash red states.
We'll see.
Probably.
You would assume the blue states go full gynocracy.
Let me see here.
The culture war and denigration of men and white men in particular, Brandon.
I mean, that's a huge part of it.
We've talked about it a little bit and it gets worse every year.
And also you, you know, our friend recommended you as sort of an expert and an advocate on this topic.
But are you just doing this behind the scenes, essentially?
There's no website or, you know, Brandon's defense of dads organization.
You're just a good guy trying to tell the truth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I've been kind of working with my church and just a lot of guys that I meet that are going through this.
We kind of, you just kind of form close bonds with these guys because it's so common.
It's not difficult to find these guys.
And then, you know, when for me, I'm just open and honest about what I'm going through, what I've dealt with.
And they just kind of, hey, yeah, you know, me too.
And so that's what I've been doing.
And as far as, you know, the denigration of men in literally every facet of our society lately just feeds into that system.
Like I said earlier, when I got married, I was firmly in the, you know, happy wife, happy life mentality.
And nobody tells you that's, that's not necessarily how you want to do it, you know, and it kind of, it just feeds that entire loop.
It feeds that entire system.
And then keeping especially boys away from their fathers just feeds it even more.
It's a vicious cycle, a nonstop loop.
And that's just how it is.
We hear that a lot, Allison.
Happy wife, happy life.
Obviously, it's true in many respects, but is that the wrong?
I mean, I don't think that there's like too many men out there for whom they need to be like more obsequious and subservient to their wives.
But is that a good truism for men to follow?
Or do you think they think that's a good idea?
Hold on.
Hold on for a moment.
I think that's that's probably true, but I think the real question is it's all about what does make your wife happy because pleasure doesn't necessarily mean happiness.
So I think if a woman is happy, she's probably not going to want to leave that situation, but getting a lot of people.
She's not a slave owner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, happy wife, happy life, but also happy husband, happy life.
You know, you both have to be happy.
And I don't mean happy like as a fleeting moment of pleasure or like think finances are good right now.
And, you know, we went on vacation, like we're feeling happy.
Like, I just mean like a general sense of well-being with each other.
You need the joy, the joy of life, like, you know, our dear uncle talked about, you know, you can be sad, but you can still be joyful.
There's a something about joy that transcends, you know, the certain mood at a certain moment.
And if you're engaged in a wonderful thing like having a family and a marriage and all those things, if you, if you can grasp the importance of that, then certainly that's, that's where joy of life comes from.
It's from being engaged in a productive struggle, so to speak, you know, that you're accomplishing something very good in life.
Well, the other thing of it is, is, you know, the happy wife, happy life is not, in my opinion, a very genuine statement.
It's pretty disingenuous and that implies that the man has to cuck and be a little B-I-T-C-H to his wife to keep if your husband was like that, Allison, would you be happy if no, so that's my point.
Yeah, if you're a man doesn't have a backbone, like you're not going to respect him and you're not going to be happy and you probably are going to go have sex with like some random guy.
Like it's just women can go on and on about what they think are proper gender roles and what they want inside of a marriage.
But the long and short of it is if you, if your husband is just, if he just cucks to you on every single thing, you're not going to respect him and you are not going to be happy and he's not going to be happy.
Who wants a dominating wife?
I mean, that's kind of horrible.
But that's kind of what that happy wife, happy life implies that you just passively just sit back and let her do all the things.
Exactly.
No one's really happy in that situation.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
So where I wanted to kind of like you put it perfectly.
And so I guess where I come from when I say happy wife, happy life is a negative thing to is a negative worldview to have in a marriage, at least in my opinion, is that when you look around, even like TV, regular normie TV and commercials and billboards, everything, it's always dumb dad or husband and smart wife saving the world, saving the family, saving everything.
The only way we can break the way I see it, the only way we can break that cycle is by telling men, look, you need to make sure she's making you happy too.
This is not a one-way road because everywhere else you look, it absolutely is portrayed as a one-way street where you have to go to work.
You have to take care of the kids.
You have to cook the dinner.
You have to do the laundry.
You have to make her happy, make her happy, make her happy.
And in doing that, like you said, she's not going to respect you, dude.
She's going to leave.
And there's very few dudes that are that are told that, especially from a female who actually gets it, you know?
Amen.
A couple quick closing ones here, Brandon, before we go to the break.
It makes me personally sad, Eeyore, to hear that, you know, you're, you're not focused on getting back in the saddle and having a new, getting a new wife and having more kids.
Sorry, it's just personal.
And sorry for the dog there, Chasing, whatever she's chasing.
Do you think that's going to change?
Or, you know, are you just so down on the whole thing?
Like you're just, it's not possible right now.
What's your psychology on that?
We touched on it a little bit at the top.
I'd say it could potentially change.
I think right now my focus has to be on my kid, especially with as little time as I do get to see with him.
And, you know, when I, when I, when I am, when I get time with my kid, everything else is off the table.
I am spending time with my son, period.
So, and that kind of makes it pretty difficult to actually seriously consider a relationship, couple that with, you know, court cases and all this stuff.
So, right at this second, no, absolutely not.
I have zero interest in it.
You know, like I said, when I was about a year or two after I got divorced, you know, I, I was making it a point to, you know, be with every girl I possibly could.
And it was fun, but it just, you know, it lost its luster for sure.
It kind of became pointless.
And so, yeah, right now, you know, I'm definitely focused on my kid and the court that ensues with that.
But, you know, potentially once this is all water under the bridge and it's possible, but, you know, it's not something I'm trying for right now.
All right.
As long as you leave the door open, that's good enough.
We'll, we'll take that.
Do you take consults?
If one of the audience hits us up and says, hey, Coach, would you mind putting me in touch with Brandon?
It's a little bit of an Infosec risk, but you willing to talk to guys who might want to bounce some things off you?
Absolutely no question.
Just know that I'm not an attorney.
I'm not trained in this.
This is just what I've been dealing with.
And I've just kind of had to learn how to play the game, you know, on my own.
So yes, I'm absolutely whatever question anybody has, whatever you're going through, even if it's just like a dude, like this, this chick, I'm about to lose my mind here.
Yeah, hit me up.
Absolutely.
Tough.
And to end on a positive note, you are a positive note yourself because you're honest and open about this stuff and you're not just whining or wallowing in your misery.
You're sort of fighting back in your own way.
I would posit that fighting back the best would be to score a major upgrade and have, you know, six or seven more kids, but that's, that's me, all in good time.
You're still young.
How about, do you have any other positive or success stories from guys who have been through hell and come out better that you might leave the audience with?
You know, for me personally, I don't because I spend most of my energy trying to help the guys that are going through absolute hell right now.
I mean, in our society, in America, especially, you know, suicide and murder is extremely like it's it's it's pretty up there.
And so my goal is to get a hold of guys that just feel like they have nowhere to turn.
And so for me, and I am actually a mechanic by trade.
So for me, no news is good news.
Like when I don't hear from these guys, awesome, you're doing better.
You don't need me.
Cool.
Stuff, brother.
Well, thank you for your service.
Thanks for coming on Full House, man.
Really appreciate it.
Audience, if you want to get in touch with Brandon, hit us up and we'll put you through the ringer first and get all of your personal details.
No, we'll pass you on to Brandon.
He's happy to do it.
And yeah, stay strong out there, guys.
I hope this wasn't a negative episode.
If you want more, you can check out X-Wives and Lawn Fertilizers because those were two success stories where divorce and custody issues ended up much for the better for those men who joined us.
I'll link that in the show notes.
Coach, I could throw in my own good last positive spin on this.
When I went through this unfortunate thing, within just a little over two years later, I was married again and having more children.
And, you know, I and got to a much better place in life.
And so I would say it's an important thing to have a woman with you.
I think for most people, being a husband and wife is a strong thing in your life.
So if you go through this type of thing, don't let that discourage you.
You know, get right back on the horse and start riding again.
And that's like I was saying before, that's the kind of the worst of it is it takes some of these great guys out of it because they're disgusted or they're hurt or their energy is bound up with fighting the thing and all that type of thing.
Be assertive, like I was saying earlier.
Be assertive and keep going.
You can do it.
You know, I did it.
You can do it too.
That's right.
The good news is coming from inside the house too.
Yeah.
We got our own divorcer thriver here in Sam.
All right.
Thank you, Brandon.
Thank you, Allison.
We're going to go to the break.
And from 1985, I guess our 80s metal tour continues.
Rolo, please put on Midnight Mover by accept.
I don't know, guys.
Be a midnight mover out there at Santa Rosa.
I love what it says.
Yeah.
Be a midnight mover out there to keep those women on their toes at least.
We'll go with that for the reason.
We'll be right back.
Thank you, everybody.
I'll tell you something.
There is what it takes for you.
You better follow me.
That's not how he's your pay.
Ooh, you will remember me.
That's it.
What they used to say.
Insignificant money.
More than my name.
No doubt.
Fast off.
Turn you to pay the price.
He is a midnight mover.
Timing in the night.
Going with the lights.
He is a midnight mover.
We can't go on.
The time I lose me.
Get a sense of night.
You're down.
Let's go.
Time you to pay the price.
He is a midnight mover.
Timing in the night.
And welcome back to Full House episode 134, part two, War on Women edition.
That's going to be the name of this episode title.
No, I'm kidding, of course.
I think that was pretty even keeled.
Honored to have Brandon and, of course, Allison on as well to give us a little bit of balance, a little womanly perspective, lest we just go full man-child here.
But grateful to Brandon for being a good sport about everything he's been through and more importantly, helping others and helping even more by coming on this show.
Allison is back with us, Sam and Rolo too.
Smasher is back from his mission, but conked out on the couch.
He seated this one to the lady, and we're happy to have her back again.
Allison unchained the second half.
No husband on the mic with her.
I'm going to say checks.
Yes.
Oh, I have to mention Rolo, my wife at the dinner table.
Either Junior or my wife brought up The Simpsons episode that was called Happy Wife, Happy Life, or How to Have a Happy Marriage, where Homer is the marriage counselor.
And if you haven't seen that one from The Simpsons, I don't know, it's season five, and Homer is feeling down because they tell him that he's slow around the poker table.
So his wife's like, why don't you go to adult education?
And he ends up teaching a course on how to build a happy home life.
And it's basically a train wreck and he only gets out of it by spilling the beans on like details from home.
That's what keeps the butts in the seats.
And Marge is furious with him.
And then Homer goes up into the treehouse for like a night and he comes back and he's like, I'm as dirty as a Frenchman and starving.
It's only been one night anyway.
I won't geek out about The Simpsons.
We'll leave that to Rolo.
But yeah.
There's another thing that's kind of relevant in that episode where he says to Marge that the one thing that he can give her that no one else can is complete and total dependence.
And she says, and she says, Homer, that's not a good thing.
Yeah, it's pathetic, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it's sort of like, you know, Homer's the whipping boy of that whole series.
Yet he's also the hero, too.
And no, but I don't think anybody in their right mind was like, ah, that's the way to keep my wife happy is to be pathetic and down on my knees begging for companionship.
But it was a particularly funny episode.
All right.
We are back.
I wanted just one thing I forgot to mention in the first half.
And F. Roger Deblin wrote a book called Sexual Utopia in Power.
I do recommend that you read it.
It's not like I endorse it wholeheartedly.
Old Roger is not exactly the striking example of the alpha male physically.
However, he's a wonderful writer and he's clearly given tons of thought to this issue and how to ensure that your female companion does not cheat on you or get thoughts of divorce.
He had what I thought was a well-reasoned sort of mathematical, perhaps the wrong way to go about it, but a systematic way of evaluating what it is that keeps women, if not happy, then at least attached and loyal.
And I didn't, I don't have the book at hand.
So I'll go back and try to find the excerpt and put it in the show notes.
But number one was actually social status, being a man who is respected, whether that's in normie work community circles or in the cause.
Take your pick.
You know what status means.
Another one, which is pretty obvious, was financial and or material security, the ability to provide and to have and give things that are important to wifey.
Now, of course, there's been plenty of money bags who have been cheated on.
So that's not, none of these are like legs of the stool that can stand alone.
And then another one was the perception that you have options, that the man has options, that he is desired by other females.
Obviously, that's the physical appearance being desired.
And you can kind of make sense.
One thing I always noticed about women from writing the DC Metro for many years was that women are nastier to women than even like blacks are to, or pit bulls are to little babies, right?
Like they look at other women with these daggers, like, oh my God, look at those shoes or look at those, that handbag or something like that.
Am I wrong, Allison?
Like, I just, it jumped out at me when I first started paying attention to these things.
I don't know.
I don't feel like I'm a good person to ask about that because I'm, I, I don't know.
I don't really notice other women.
Good for you if you don't.
If the woman has become wise and knows the more important things about life, then no, of course not.
But kind of generally, I think that is the angle or the motivation of the unenlightened woman.
Let's put it that way.
Fair enough.
Yep.
I'm not trying to dump on women there, but man, the eyes that I saw women given other women, it was not envy and it wasn't admiration.
It was like critique that way for different reasons.
But some people don't know.
I just can't like, if they look like a bag of trash and I'm like, oh my God.
But put some of that in the middle of the women are competitive with women to a certain extent.
You know, they are.
Women are competitive with other women to a certain extent.
If they're wiser and enlightened, then that tendency is less.
But there is some of that there, I believe.
Yeah.
Men are trained to just never look at other men because that's gay.
You know, just look at the wall.
Don't check out the other girls.
I'll probably give women a good up down when they're in the same room as my husband.
But I wouldn't say I do it maliciously.
Like a Terminator evaluating targets.
That's right.
How likely would I be to win in a fight?
That's what I'm looking at.
You don't look like the pugnacious boxer type, but I bet you're pretty fierce if it came to it.
Have you ever been in a fight, Nallison?
In the schoolyard?
Grabbing air?
No, actually.
With the husband?
Oh, yeah, I have been in a fight with him before, but never a female.
I'm going to have to ask my wife that.
I bet you my wife has not either.
I don't think she would have told me that for sure.
I'm very like magnanimous and like socially not retarded.
So I don't think I've ever come to even arguing loudly with someone other than my husband.
That's an attribute, maybe a source for more cool stories.
Uh Rollo's biggest Rollo's been featured on uh uh World Star hip-hop several times for for taking down Groids in the hood.
Uh sample women physical fights.
I i'm interested and I like to watch it and hear about it.
I'm like, really you were punched in the face.
Tell me more.
Yeah, all right no, i've.
Well, i'll have to rack my memory.
I've been in fist cuffs, but uh anyway uh, before we get too far afield, I think the only other thing and I don't, it's funny, I don't even remember if uh Devlin mentioned it, but you know the physical, the intimate nature of marriage and relationships, uh duh is a very important one, but he, I don't know, I don't know if he left out uh performance in that regard, intentionally or inadvertently.
Anyway, just some thoughts there on the sort of prophylactic side of uh avoiding the problems that our our new pal and good pal Brandon has experienced and is uh doing his best to fight for his case and for our people.
So uh, we got a uh nice batch of new white life here this week.
We need rollo, we need a sound effect for when?
New white life?
Maybe a baby crying or a sleepless mother, whatever that sounds like uh anyway oh okay, that's like a Jewish wedding.
Uh I, I know two out of three uh, of these new couples and uh, my shame on me, I haven't met the third.
Anyway, number one, mr and mrs Ruckus welcome their third child, a healthy baby boy.
Uh, old Ruck said that he came easily and was uh alert right out of the bat and I guess you know screaming the minute he got the chance and uh, mom is doing well and uh, he tried to video chat me uh today, but I had my own little uh birthday events going on here.
Potato turned four years old uh today whatever, this week, we'll say this week.
I think Potato was featured in my docs because he was sitting in the cup of the Stanley Cup uh, shortly after he was born.
I think they threw that in there.
Uh yeah, just happened to be passing through the hospital and I was like they brought it into all the rooms, you know, sick kids with cancer, and then it was in the maternity ward.
Yeah, and I was, because the Washington Capitals, I Guess had won the Stanley Cup in 2018, so I got to put uh Potato in the Stanley Cup on day one of his life.
Very lovely memory.
Regardless, that's neither here nor there.
That was my excuse for not being able to take Ruckus's uh New White Life video conference.
Congratulations to both of you.
I know he put me when the baby was born at like five in the morning and I thought it was an accident and I deleted it.
I, I ended it and he, he texted me later on, a couple of hours later, and I was like oh, my god, you meant to.
I'm sorry yeah, same nerves, like 445 in the morning, just had to go to voice message.
Same thing.
I just, I just figured that he was in the clink for, you know, another felony, uh assault or yeah, I don't know, whatever you know, but uh maybe yeah, that's what I thought.
Oh see, you thought it was an accident.
I thought it was bad news.
I was like, hey buddy, I just woke up, are you okay?
And he was like, oh man, you're Jamie, new baby at home.
Well yeah, I know well, that's a.
You know we, they're uh having friends in this cause.
Whenever I get a phone call, i'm like, uh-oh, you know, you know.
You know who the chatty Kathys are that just want to shoot the shit.
I'm looking at you, Z calling me.
Yeah, I answer whatever I can brother, but I generally don't like to talk on the phone with other men.
But anyway, I know Z's good conversation from the road talking about everything from the king of Jordan to these niggas down south.
Anyway.
All right.
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Ruckus.
God bless you.
Yeah, that was third.
And I know the boys got some diapers delivered today, just a little token of goodwill.
So way to go, guys.
And not to be overshadowed, our good pals, Cody and Arya, welcomed not just one, but two.
I think I can say that they had twins delivered healthily this week.
Yes, absolutely.
Oh, all right.
I'll depersonalize it, but he gave me an update and I'll share this.
It's nothing too bad.
Been a long day.
I've been up about 42 hours at this point.
Birth went super smoothly.
Naturally, second ended up breached after the first made all the room once he got out.
Boys are having a hard time keeping food down, but they seem to be finally coming around.
We'll be out of here soon and heading back, headed back home.
I think that's okay.
Anyway, way to go, guys.
Two for one to join your already Alpha Chad.
He looks, their first son looks like a Swedish rock star.
Very, very, very Aryan.
Yes, a good Swedish rock star, of course.
Anyway, and then Allison, go ahead.
You do the honors on the other gentleman and lady who I haven't had the pleasure to meet.
Well, I mean, I guess it's technically not a thing yet, but a friend of ours, longtime friends, I would guess within the next 12 to 23 hours are going to have another little nugget.
Hell yeah.
And Turbo, we've said him on the show before.
He said that was fine.
So Mr. and Mrs. Turbo.
And that's number two.
I think that's number two for them.
That's number two.
Yep.
Yeah.
In close sequence.
Way to go, man.
This little boy is quite little stone.
Baby on the way.
It's going to be a dream.
I'll tell you what, though.
Aria and Godias, they're in for it.
Welcome to the club.
Yeah.
Missouri loves company.
There you go.
You'd be on the horn with her all the time, I'm sure.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Well, let us know, guys, if you if you got one full house show at protonmail.com.
Go ahead, Sammy, baby.
Coach, I was going to add to that.
You know, this, this topic of the childbearing is, it's a little bit like some of the things we've been hearing about lately, you know, the seat, like seed oil.
Like, is it a factor or is it not a factor?
You know, and other things like that.
Yeah, I understand, you know, the birth rates and so forth are not good and this and that.
But man, our people are having babies like crazy.
So yes, I know that there are people that are struggling to have children, but man, in our thing, it just seems like they're having them like crazy.
That's right.
People are having children and multiple children and large families.
So don't be discouraged.
Yeah, I find it to be inspiring.
I think it's also there's an old, I don't know if it's an old wives tale about, and this is kind of grim or foreboding, that big, grand, old trees like oak trees, when they are coming close to the end of their life, maybe they have a disease or a parasite, perhaps, or maybe they're just reaching the end of the line.
They tend to put out a lot of acorns.
And you can take that.
You can look at that very negatively.
Sure.
Oh, yeah, we're at the end of our line.
Yeah, that is a natural response to being under pressure is to increase fertility to ensure our continued survival.
And well, grand operation on the grand scene.
And it's just a pleasure for me, you know, when we give these birth announcements.
And of course, we know when ladies are pregnant and when couples are having children and all that, aside from what we talked about on the show, but I track these things, not that I write it down, but I, every night in my nightly prayers, I, this is for the Catholics out there, you know, I remember these ladies in my prayers.
There's a patron saint of expectant mothers, Saint Gerard Magella.
And if you're of a mind to seek his intercession, you know, remember all these ladies.
And it's fun, really, literally for me when we have the ladies who are pregnant and then we can move them into the other column that they've had the child, you know.
And there's some ladies too out there that I know that want to become pregnant.
And so we should remember them in our prayers.
Absolutely.
Thank you for that, Sam.
So true.
Sort of in keeping in that spirit with prayers.
And I don't want our Christian audience to get triggered in the slightest by this.
I've talked about my own struggles with religion or resistance to it, as it were.
But I genuinely enjoyed having Matt Flaville on from the Asatru Folk Assembly six months, eight months ago.
And I just put it on my sincere to-do list to go out and meet those guys and hang out and see what it was all about because I'm sincerely interested in the old ways.
Yes, of course, I have the hang-ups about the faith itself and whether it is quote unquote LARPy or hokey or anything like that.
But and just as similarly as the door to Christian faith has been more open for me in the past two years, in large part thanks to Sam and other great men in the cause.
No BS.
But anyway, long story short, I finally did the bit.
There was a camping trip and a hike that was not ungodly far with gas prices, what they were.
And I said, okay, I've got no excuse to miss this one.
So I went with Junior and I only was there from Saturday to Sunday.
So they had already camped out the previous night.
And I may be a little bit tryhard, but I have one piece of clothing that is arguably pagan.
And it's a sons of Odin black hoodie with an Odin like over the heart on the front zip up hoodie.
And I just put that on as like my little bona fides.
You know, it's cool, guys.
You know, I'm one of you.
It's like one of the first bought back in the pool party days, just because I thought it looked badass.
There's actually a group called Soldiers of Odin up in, I don't know if they're still operating back in 2015, 2016 up in Finland and Sweden.
Anyway, so I showed up with some trepidation because I hadn't met any of those guys before.
I didn't know if it was going to be weird or awesome.
And lo and behold, I pull up and who comes out to greet me, but a guy who I had met plenty of times recently and liked and respected.
I said, oh man, like I had no idea that he was going to be there.
So instantly put at ease.
And then as I was walking up, I could tell that the assembled crowd there already was kind of sizing me up.
You know, who's this guy?
Oh, I hear you got a little podcast there, micro internet celebrity.
Anyway, they instantly went into, it's just the timing of my arrival into the, there was a very wise, slightly older than me gentleman there who led the group in runic yoga.
So it takes a, takes a very special man to get me to do yoga.
I've never done yoga in my life.
And I was like, I'm here.
I'm doing it.
And while I didn't have any spiritual awakening at the moment, I liked it.
It was actually good.
I liked the significance of it, the directions, north, south, east, west, pulling energy from down below and from up above.
And as we were doing it, a huge flock of crows started to make a ruckus up in the trees, which I thought was pretty cool.
I won't go on too much longer, but the TLDR is that we hiked a grand total of 14 miles that day through mostly flat, but it wasn't too hot, but it was not a death march, but a life march, including what I believe is called a SIG bloat, maybe victory or one of the runes.
Yes.
And it was absolutely awe-inspiring, especially where we did it.
Junior went along.
He didn't, he wouldn't do the yoga, but he went along with the ceremony.
And I personally was moved, even if it was just a window into the ways of our distant ancestors, right?
Totally respectful and moving, actually.
See, I have all these hangups where I have to like put clauses and stuff, even if not, you know, Odin approved from up on high.
It left me with a good feeling, right?
That's the religious and the spiritual instinct that is in so many of us.
And it stayed with me for a long time.
And I asked my son about it.
I was like, so did you really like that?
He's like, no, I don't believe in any of that stuff.
And I was like, but I'm still feeling pretty good after that, Junior.
What do you think?
And he said, he said, well, dad, you know that that's a physical manifestation of, you know, exercise, that you've got the good feelings from long hikes.
I said, oh, you old skeptic.
No, skeptic.
I'll say this for them.
They're, you know, I've gone out with those guys on a hike too, as well.
And they're not weirdos or anything like that.
They're, you know, and the paganism differs from, let's say, Christianity in some important ways.
Like they're not, they're not like dogmatic about things.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's, it's, it's a more, it's a more like a general kind of idea about it.
And these, these particular guys, you can talk to them.
They're good.
They're good people.
They believe in good things and living good lives and things like that.
So that's, that's just my take on it.
I am a Christian, of course.
And, but that, that was my experience in dealing with them.
Yep.
And Allison, the couple that you and Michael met randomly were actually there.
So we shared that story.
So again, yeah, what are the chances?
You know, we were supposed to be there.
We were invited to that.
But, you know, we, we just had a very busy summer between out of town all the time and NJP stuff and different, you know, we just couldn't do it.
We had to, we had to be at home and like do some stuff at home.
So that was kind of sad to miss it.
But Michael's actually a member of the AFA.
And we, we did, um we did a thing with them and it was awesome and obviously made a fantastic impression.
So if you're even skeptical about it, you should check it out because I don't have anything bad to say whatsoever.
Delightful people totally warm.
There were long beards, but not neckbeards.
Yeah.
But even if you don't know anything about heathenism and the old gods or whatever, like you, and I, I would assume that you would agree with me, coach, that like you feel, you feel the feels when they do the things.
Like it's just kind of like a primitive visceral connection to something that you can't explain.
I don't know if you want to call it a blood memory or I don't know.
But even just a window, yeah, a window into the old way is like living history, right?
Even if you're completely ruling out the spiritual connection there, which I think is foolhardy.
Yeah.
But we're not, we're not recruiting from our Christian audience and trying to rope you into the pathway to hell.
Just saying, especially I would say if you're one of those people that struggles with religion and like you're not really vibing with modern Christianity or anything, I would just say check it out because if all you take away from it is a is a better understanding of spirituality and a connection to your ancestors, then you're walking away with a net positive.
Absolutely.
And I was completely joined the Mormon church.
Hey, I don't think we have those this far east.
It's just as white and, you know, it's, it's another spiritual thing.
Brolo looks like a Mormon.
I was surprised when he was merely a Lutheran.
I wouldn't have been surprised if you were living out in the desert, you know, probably raised on a commune, you know, multiple mothers.
Yeah.
Sorry, Rolo.
I just don't think we have those.
We do have temples, of course.
There's temples in TC, et cetera.
But yeah, if you are, and here's the other thing, too, is I was 100% honest about my outlook, my hangups, my interests or whatever.
And nobody was like, the doors over there, coach, you know.
Yeah, no, they genuinely want you to be comfortable and to connect with your roots.
It's, I, it's a beautiful thing, I would say.
I mean, I'm certainly not a religious person by any means, but I have nothing bad to say.
Amen.
Sammy, baby, from your tremendous stack, what's going on in your life?
What's hopping?
What's popping?
What's the most important thing going on?
I know.
Putting you on the spot.
Have that.
Yeah.
Well, boy, today I wish I had Smasher's brain.
I was doing some work on the property here and putting up some plywood and trying to fix some walls and a little building over here and everything like that.
And I thought of him as I was doing it.
And my son was helping me.
And there's nothing better about doing a project when you have your son to help you.
That's an important thing.
And I can remember back many years ago, not having when I'd be trying to do something.
And I said to myself, after all that I've gone through to have children, and I can't have anyone here to hand me tools as I'm trying to do this stupid project.
But anyways, today, yeah, I was, it was just a little project I was thinking of Smasher.
It would be great to have his expertise and knowledge trying to do this thing.
How about when was the last time you were in a fight, Sam?
We were talking about that during the time.
You know, a lot of fights in life.
I've just been in so many scuffles, I'll call them in my life.
You know, it doesn't usually comport to like something you've seen in a movie.
You know, usually fights are like really chaotic and, you know, there's like shoving and things like that.
certainly in high school there was a couple and maybe just out of high school but not really since then you know since age 20.
so high school was my last one too yeah but like i said it's even it's not even like it was anything glorious you know people start shoving each other slapping and things like that and then somebody breaks it up it's usually how it goes yeah i met at the baseball field uh I won't say his name, whatever.
There's a kid.
I can't even remember what the beef was.
Isaac Goldfall.
No, no.
It ended in an itch.
I think he was maybe of Serbian descent, but we had some stupid.
It was something like that.
So we met at the baseball field at like 10 p.m.
And the funniest thing was my dad.
You got a problem with MMT, huh?
Yeah.
Very good.
This must have been sophomore year, maybe junior year.
And the funny thing was my dad was giving me a ride over to my buddy's house for a sleepover rate.
All bad things happen during and at sleepover.
So that was like I was going over to sleep at my buddy's house.
And then I was going to, as soon as I got there, I was going to gear up and go rumble at the baseball field.
And as, you know, I guess my dad had just seen me playing soccer that day and he actually got a little choked up.
He wanted to have one of those like father-son moments.
And he's like, when I, when I looked at you out on the soccer field today, I didn't see a little boy or a boy anymore.
I saw a man.
I was like, oh, thanks, dad.
You know, total cringe moment from the kids' point of view.
Like, I do not want to be having this conversation.
Little do you know, I am going to have a stupid fisticuffs at the baseball field in one hour.
And we got there and like every like, probably like 15, 15 kids who knew the score and what was going on.
So they like circled around and were egging us on and we're like jawing back and forth at each other.
And then we eventually like went at it.
And it was like really wet and slippery on the grass of the baseball field.
So we were just like tumbling around on the grass.
And then like two minutes later, a cop car just randomly like happened to roll by.
And like, that was it.
We're like, okay, this is not worth getting arrested for.
So I last, well, oh, there was Charlottesville, of course, but that was not exactly a fist fight.
So we know Allison is a total pacifist, has not been in any world star hip-hop videos as of yet.
There's still time.
Rolo, how about you?
Yeah.
Come on, get out there.
Rumble at the playground.
Rolo, how about you?
Any fights?
No, most people actually got along with me in my life.
And I do my best to avoid being around blacks and Mexicans.
So I one guy challenged me to a fight and it was like this really short, fat, old guy.
And I was, I was just confused by it.
And it was at a place I was working.
So I just said, can you just leave now?
You're making the customers uncomfortable.
But it was very strange.
But other than that, no, I don't put myself in positions where people want to fight me.
Very charming chap.
Smart.
Smart these days, too.
Even the brawlers will say, you do not want to actually be in a fight.
That's a last resort.
I actually actively avoided getting in fights because I was so sure that if I got in a fight, even if I didn't start it, that I would get arrested for it.
And I just didn't want any kind of criminal activity on my record.
At some point in high school, I don't know if this qualifies as a cool story, but I was just full on rebel.
I wanted to do edgy things.
Like, you know, I started smoking parliament lights.
I started, you know, I hosted a party at my house sophomore year, an epic rager.
Maybe that's one for another time.
But I actually helped start a food fight in the cafeteria of my high school junior year and just spread the word there's going to be a food fight on this day.
And people like brought in old junky bags of food that had been like rotting in their lockers and stuff like that.
And everybody knew it was happening.
So like what happened was like people lined up on two sides of the lunch table.
So there was, it was like no man's land in between.
And me, me galaxy brained, I was like, oh, I don't want to be seen as like ringleading this.
So I was sitting in no man's land as one of the ringleaders.
Like, ah, they'll never finger me as the source of this food fight.
And then fortunately, it was another kid who literally, like after there was enough tension in the air and everybody's like, is this going to happen?
Or is this all just phony?
Literally just stands up and screams, food fight, and just throws like a gigantic bag of food.
And then everything started flying.
I'm in no man's land.
I run away and do it all.
It was funny, but I guess they had figured out that I was one of the conspirators.
And the Jewish principal of all people, Tannenbaum was his last name.
At the time, I probably didn't even know he was Jewish or anything.
He came up to me with fire in his eyes.
And this is a Jewish fire in the eyes when the Goyam have upset the Jewish apple cart.
I got another great story from professional life that I'll have to tell at some point in the future.
He just, he grabbed me with his big nose and his mustache and his jelly jar glasses, much like Rolo wears.
And he grabbed me by the shoulder and he said, you a-hole, you started this.
Like he, he literally looked like he was about to punch me or shake me.
And he kind of threw me up.
He didn't throw me, but he like grabbed my shoulder and put me up against they had change machines in the cafeteria.
And I sort of hit it and slumped down.
And like, I knew at the time I was like, oh, I got you now, Tannenbaum.
You know, you put hands on me.
But there was just so much stress and stuff going on that I didn't play the you physically confronted me ankle because I knew I probably wasn't getting that much trouble.
So it was, it was like a comedy of errors after that.
He, he brought me into the principal's office and he was like, well, the other boy, the one who yelled out food fight, he told me it was all your idea and it was the most transparent ever.
You know, like somebody ratted you out.
So rat him out.
But he didn't.
I know he didn't because I knew that other kid.
I was like, sir, I've seen, I said something like, sir, I've seen TV shows, you know, like, I know, I didn't start this.
And, you know, I'm pretty sure he didn't either, whatever.
I played it cool, even in high school, playing a fool.
I didn't rat him out and I got suspended from the National Honor Society for a year.
I missed, yeah, I had to go back and take my finals after school was over, which is kind of nice.
I had a nice quiet classroom to take my, I remember taking my pre-calc final in a lonely classroom under my previously adoring teacher's like very hostile gaze.
Like, who do you think you are?
Yeah, I know.
One time I got a, I got Saturday detention because I got caught texting my grandma about choir practice during lunch.
Yep.
Oh, my sweet summer child, you're young enough that you had cell phones in high school.
Yeah, I had one of those.
Rollo probably remembers the Verizon Cosmos.
It slid.
It had like the T9 keypad on the front and then it slid up and it had the full keypad on the inside.
I didn't have a cell phone in high school.
What are you talking about?
What are you not?
Are you not my age?
Oh, how old are you?
30.
Older than you, what?
But well anyway, for any of the audience that's my age that remembers I had the, the Verizon Cosmos or I think it was Lg, but like Verizon had it on their plan and I was texting my grandma like choir practice ends at like 4, 30 today instead of five.
Please be there to pick me up and the principal caught me and he confiscated my phone and my grandma had to come to the school to get it and he gave me detention.
That's the only time i've ever been in trouble.
That's pretty lame Allison, not gonna lie.
And now, and look, you have to write an essay.
And now i'm a political about about, yeah right, making up for lost time.
Did you have to write an essay?
For what kind of person you were?
I don't remember what I did at detention.
Did someone climb through the vents to get back in after they got thrown in the janitor's closet?
Is that a reference to that one movie?
Yes, Breakfast Club yes, that's the one.
I've never seen it in its entirety, but extremely lived it.
You don't have to see it.
Shut your mouth.
It's so contrived Rollo, it's so cheesy, I will murder you.
I, I suspected you liked that movie, but I didn't know for sure, but you love that movie and it's a piece of garbage.
No, it's not a piece of garbage.
You and your lies, I tell you.
No, they made us watch that in high school.
Allison, i'm old enough when we uh, when we needed a ride from well I, I live close enough, I I could walk in like seven minutes to high school, and yet I still drove in the Plymouth Reliant K-car 88, Plymouth Reliant.
Just because you know my parents were.
It was a junker.
They're like, all right fine, you can have your first car, so I would still drive to school.
But uh other, you know if you remember the age of uh, 1-800 collect or 1-800 call att.
Does that ring a bell to you at all?
Or is that before your time, that's before my time?
Oh my god yes yeah you yeah, you call and you say hey, coach needs a ride, and that's yes yeah, like.
So, oh my gosh, it was extremely low cost, uh collect calling right, you know it'd be pennies on the dollar for what it would usually cost that.
You know this was a collect call from AT T.
So the scam was, you would call home and 1-800 collect would be like please state your name at the tone and you'd be like it's, John, I need a ride at sterling, you know, click.
And then mom would get the call for free instead of putting 25 cents into the uh, into the payphone.
Well, I am old enough to remember that uh, that when you wanted a boy to call you, you had to tell them that they couldn't call until after seven so that the minutes were free.
All right, that counts yeah, absolutely.
I remember my mom like uh, saying, don't run the dishwasher or the heavy equipment until after hours.
Right, because I guess maybe electricity was prorated.
That couldn't be.
Those meters didn't have timers on it, maybe it was just the phone.
Yeah, my babies here on the floor and you just, I remember.
So that's what that was, no worries.
I remember when tv shows they weren't allowed to swear um oh yeah, until after eight, like.
So if someone would say like ass, like they would censor that until after eight.
I remember listening to the Howard Stern Show and thinking it was the greatest thing of all time, the Whack PACK.
Listening to that before high school I was actually thinking about that, that we should have our own whack pack and just invite on like really crazy people uh, you know, with like uh, physical deformities and stuff like that.
Well, we already have one, you know, we've got one on the on the air with us right now.
So thanks, Brolow.
Yeah sure, but you saw that one coming, of course Yeah.
Yeah, listening to Howard Stern as a little kid or a young kid, certainly inappropriate.
And I remember at the time him whining about FCC fines and all the rest of it and just thinking, oh man, what a rebel.
This guy, yeah, he's he's really giving the finger to the system.
Good for him, Howard Stern.
Yep.
Before your J-Woke, I had no J's in my life, really, up until I got to college.
I think I've talked about my first J-Woke experience in college with a little rat faced Jew who said, of course, of course I would fight for Israel over if there was a war with Israel in the United States.
And I said, weren't you born in the United States?
He said, yes.
In New York City.
Little do you know.
Rightful Jewish territory.
I have never met a Jew before becoming red-pilled, which is why it was so hard for me to take the red pill on the Jews, because I was like, what are you talking about?
Like these nondescript groups of people, like I've never met one.
And if I have, I don't know it.
And it was, it was a difficult thing to come to terms with because I was like, this sounds like a conspiracy theory.
Well, once you learn what they're all about, and then you start to connect it to people who are on TV or people who are in movies or news stories, even if you don't know one personally, then you start to see the yeah, that's what did it for me.
Eventually it got to Michael would be like, just Google it.
Just every time like something like this pops up on the internet or Facebook or whatever, just Google it.
And I did that for a while and I was like, wow, every time.
Every single time.
Yeah.
What's the saying?
Familiarity breeds contempt or proximity breeds contempt.
Familiarity.
Exposure breeds contempt for sure once you get to see the true nature.
I got one out of the back of the stack that just happened in the past couple of weeks.
And it was a vetting request.
I'll keep it very vague.
Vetting request.
Good guy.
I think he must have been a listener to the show or reached out.
But a regular marijuana user, which to me is a no-go for numerous reasons, both character as well as risk management.
And, you know, he and he didn't, you know, that was a disqualifier to the referral that I sent him off.
And he was very, he was very sad about it.
He's like, come on, man.
Like, it's just a little bit here and there.
And people go and get drunk at your events all the time.
He didn't know us.
I guess just inferring that.
But no, no.
Yeah.
No apologies on my end for rejecting somebody who is a regular weed smoker.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's, you know, it's, I guess, the way they would look at it is there's this like spectrum of worst and then worse and then bad and then good and better and better best.
So they would say, yeah, but this thing's better than that other thing, which may be true, but for somebody who is reliant upon it and habitual with it, I agree with you.
That is a red flag.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
The, you know, the common refrain that's sort of a mantra is that weed is for Negroes.
And sorry, like, I guess I get it on an intellectual level.
Like it's not that bad if you're just doing a joint before bed, certainly not endorsing any illegal activity here.
But there's a difference legally and functionally between having a drink before bed and having a joint before bed, different motivations and ethos.
And just the fact of the matter is that, you know, I'm not a lawyer here, but possessing weed and a firearm at the same time is, so far as I know it, a crime in most places.
And possession, whatever your state is doing, is still illegal in the eyes of the feds.
And if you want to be a part of something, you got to sacrifice some things.
And anyway, so far as I'm concerned, that's one of them.
Border, you know, more or less zero tolerance, not a total cultural inquisitor.
Now, Rollo, we make an exception for because of his exceptional talents.
But am I crazy there, buddy?
It's just the gag that keeps on giving.
No, I'm pretty anti-marijuana.
I mean, I'm anti-all drugs.
I have never done a narcotic.
The only thing I have done is I took Vicodin after I had a minor surgery and I took it for half a day and I said, this doesn't do anything for me.
I have no reason to take this ever again.
But other than that, I'm a very straight arrow.
And I also recently stopped drinking.
All right.
Based.
How come?
Well, I had enough at one of these events that get hosted.
And I was like, that's enough for me.
Just don't need it anymore.
Good for you.
That's nothing wrong with that.
So yeah, if that guy is listening, listen, buddy, it's not personal.
I mean, don't beat yourself up over it, I guess.
But, you know, that's the response I suspect you're going to get across the board.
And I guess you can choose.
You can say whether it's fair or not, smart or not, but it's just the way it goes.
Leave that to the ghetto host.
We follow a very rules-based ideology.
So if you aren't okay with the rules, then you can't be at the more higher echelons.
I have heard of other groups that are certainly wilder out there.
I'm not going to name any of them, and I don't know for sure.
So I wouldn't name them even if I was sure, or even if I have them at the tip of my tongue.
But yeah, you want to tangle with groups that are more opening to illegal narcotics possession and consumption?
Have at it, buddy.
Good luck with that.
Yeah.
And NS 131 might be recruiting.
See, that's one where I see good activism and then I hear bad things behind the scenes.
So I'm reluctant to pass comment on them.
But men who I trust and know IRL have said to steer clear of that.
I think I can say that fairly without unfairly maligning everybody.
But I still do give props to groups that get out there and hit the streets and do activism, if that's fair.
Anyway, Allison had to leave us because of a pesky crying baby, the wages of maternity.
But Sam Rollo, I think we should land this puppy after an extraordinarily solid one and a half hours, whatever at 140 now, and bring it home.
Sam, thank you so much.
Unless you got something else you want to raise here at the end.
No, that's fine.
I'll save it for the next show.
And it was great to be here.
Amen.
And seriously, you know, you could have gone.
I guess in theory it's unlikely, but you could have gone down a dark road after a rough, uh split up with a bunch of kids already, but instead, you know, and you had your dark moments, but but you pulled out.
Well yeah, Sam never pulls out, but he pulled out of that spiral.
Yeah well, that that's definitely it.
There was, there was a certain period of time, and maybe that was uh, weeks or a month or so, month or two, where I felt like, oh, here I'm in my late 30s.
I have these six kids.
I'm broke.
You know, I'm in this tough situation, you know, but I think you got to, you know, reach down and show that assertiveness.
Like I said, whether you got to speak in such a way where you show somebody like the ex-wife that you mean business and you're serious, that will make people respect you, or you, you show your agency and you go out there and find another woman and marry her.
You know, that's, that's the challenge of it.
That's all there is to it, really.
Yeah.
Rolo, my friend, thank you as always.
Well, thank you for letting me be here.
Any scoop from your source, either relevant or irrelevant?
Nah, I haven't been talking to him for a while.
I just toot it out.
I'm going to put it out right here.
I did hear one thing that's interesting, but I need to hear a little more to confirm it.
But it's a pretty big, if true.
All right.
I'm going to put it out right here that I think it's going to be Gavin Newsome versus Ron DeSantis in 2024 getting their party nominations.
I think the knives are out.
I would say Inslee over Gavin Newsome just because of how bad the PR around Gavin Newsome has been for the last two years.
Well, he faced a recall, didn't he?
He did, and he survived it.
Yeah.
He's making Jay Inslee is basically the same exact thing, but he doesn't have the baggage.
Oh, so you're saying the guy who, I think he went for the nomination in 2020 and like got less than 1% too.
Didn't he run?
What is he?
Yeah.
Washington or Oregon state governor?
I think he's Washington.
Yeah.
I'd be shocked if some empty suit section.
I think we were all shocked by Joe Biden also.
It doesn't matter who they put up there.
Oh, no.
No, no, we were all so sure it was going to be Bloomberg.
No, we, dude, no, no.
It just needs to be someone.
It just needs to be someone that can lose to DeSantis, but it doesn't look like someone that's throwing a fight.
And Jay Inslee has still got that white kind of working class-ish thing going for him.
Where Gavin Newsom is like clear, high society, Nancy Pelosi's nephew.
There's been a string of DAs that have been recalled in his state and him getting caught at the COVID parties, shutting down all the wineries except his own.
There is so much baggage with that guy.
And they propped Kamala Harris up to be like the next president in 2020, and she didn't get a single delegate.
I'm not saying Newsome won't run.
I just, I think that he's going to get smashed in any kind of early voting.
And I think it's so bad that it's going to be somebody other than that.
And they can't run Harris because she is so hated.
I would predict Inslee just because his politics are the exact same as Gavin Newsom's, but he just doesn't have the same baggage as Gavin Newsome.
Because Gavin Newsom is basically the same politics as Joe Biden.
Why are we friends?
Predicting that Jay Inslee is going to be the Democratic nominee in 2024 is the same as saying that Bill and Ted's bogus journey is better than the original.
I'm sorry.
It's one of your oldest tips.
No, because you always agree with me that the Reaper is awesome.
And that's why that movie is better just because of that one character.
And he's not in like one scene.
He's in a huge chunk of it.
And every scene he's in is amazing.
I unironically.
Whereas I sincerely wanted Trump to win in 2016, I ironically and with a smirk want Trump to win in 2024 the whole kit and caboodle just for the pure spectacle of it.
Not just the liberal tears, not just the leftist meltdown, but it would just be such a good thing.
That would be really funny, though.
That would be amazing.
I mean, yeah, that's sincere, like end of days Republic stuff if he won.
Not because like Trump is all that powerful or that unsettling to the system, but just because it would be such a disgusting poke in the eye to like 60 million, 70 million, 80 million Americans.
I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
I don't think that'll happen, though.
I don't think they threw him out to let him back in.
I do think it's going to be DeSantis.
Yep.
I think so, too.
They've been propping him up in the whole foot years.
Yep.
The system will put its fingers on the scale for him.
And, you know, I'm not rock solid about Newsom, but it would take a Patrick Bateman lookalike from American Psycho to be the white man to backfill for Biden.
He really is creepy.
He looks like he's got dead hookers in every closet of his house.
He's got sex tapes.
Balthazar Getty's got him.
Who's Balthazar Getty?
You know, the Getty family?
Uh-huh.
Getty images.
Yeah.
He's one of them.
Whoa.
All right.
Well, whatever you do, don't share them in the chat.
Don't want to say, I don't want to see Hunter Biden's dick and I don't want to see Gavin Newsom's sex tape.
All right, fam.
On that note, Full House episode 134 was recorded on a dog serenaded.
Sorry about the barks.
If you can hear him in the background, my wife said that she treat a coon, whatever that means.
Pretty sure it means she chased a raccoon up a tree.
Maybe the same raccoon that killed all my chickens.
Regardless, it was recorded on July 14th, now July 15th, 2022.
God bless Brandon and Allison for joining us on this very special full house.
And of course, blessings of the season and Wotan to Rolo and Jesus Christ to Sam.
No, Jesus to Rolo too.
Sorry.
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And our email is fullhouse, H-A-U-S show at protonmail.com.
So to all of our audience, male or female, married or single, childless, or with many kids who may be facing the grim specter of the divorce or custody battle Reaper, I'd say first, stick together for the kids, like that old Blink 182 song.
And number two, if you really can't make a go of it, try to do it amicably and with giving as small amount of money as possible to Jewish divorce lawyers.
To take us out this week, I have been reliably informed that the White Art Collective is back to their usual shenanigans.
And by shenanigans, I mean creating excellent music.
And this little banger was brought to my attention by Lord Wolfen Shield.
Thank you for that, sir.
So this is time and place.
Time and place is the group.
And the song is called Oasis, featuring Meeve.
Hope you enjoy it.
Check out the White Art Collective.
Stay together for the kids.
We love you, fam.
Sorry, no smasher this week.
He had a sincere responsibility of going out into the streets to clean them up.
We love you, and we'll talk to you next week.
Rolo, take us away this week.
You've got the honors.
Sam, please don't leave me hanging.
See ya.
See ya.
Everywhere are you in?
Something seems so hard.
It hides.
I'm feeling at my back.
I'm clearly up my mind.
Completely when they're telling me everything is fine.