I've been doing federal service for basically my entire career.
I did eight years in the Marines.
I contracted for two and a half years after that, but for DOD.
And then I've been working as a federal employee since 2012.
I've been there for 17 and a half years.
Like, I'm not going to get my pension.
You're giving up your pension.
Well, I'm not going to give one because I won't have enough time anymore.
And you're going to inspire other people to come out, right?
I hope.
But a lot of it is, too, because I do tell my kids.
Like, you always have to do what the right thing, however you define what's right in your life.
Like, you know, you have your own moral compass.
Follow it.
There's more out there than just you.
So when you come across something that's wrong, you have to be willing to stand up to it.
And if no one does, then it's on you.
You have to.
That was Department of Homeland Security whistleblower and big brass ones award winner of the week, Aaron Stevenson, coming forward to Project Veritas about a looming rule change to our immigration policy that will shift asylum cases from immigration judges to U.S. citizenship and immigration services asylum officers.
What that effectively means is that we'll have a new rolling crypto amnesty through the regulatory backdoor.
That's no surprise to any of us who long ago abandoned any illusion that the government might actually act in our interests instead of our replacements when it comes to the invasion.
But whatever the effectiveness of Mr. Stevenson's revolt, we salute him for doing what is right.
Consequences be damned.
All right, fam, this week we have no more of those pesky guests chewing up our own airtime brilliance.
It is October 21st, the full hunter's moon.
So, mr producer, HOWL AT THE MOON, welcome everyone to Full House.
Episode 106, the world's spookiest show for white fathers, aspiring ones and the whole Biofam I.
I am your eerie host, not your queery host, Coach Grimstock, back with another two hours of spooky tales and no epic fails here on what is now apparently the official white pill dispensing show of white nationalism.
That's right.
We've got a bunch of emails from people in.
I always think that we're pretty down to earth and occasionally black pilled, but I don't know if the audience takes it as optimistic.
We'll take it.
Before we meet the birth panel, though, big thanks to Jill McCracken, Cab, and Jay for their generous support of the show this week.
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I'm a little paranoid about what is dad cringe and what isn't.
My kids have been calling me out on dad cringe, so I'm on eggshells constantly, not knowing whether I'm being goofy dad or what's going on.
Also, real quick, for the audience's benefit, we have the biggest bumper crop of new white life this week than we have ever had in the two and a half plus years of this show, which is absolutely glorious.
I don't know if I can wait until the top of the second half to announce them.
We'll see.
But you got to stick around for that, whatever you do.
All right.
With that, let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, he was last seen goose stepping around the recent skinhead rock show like the Nazi Pope.
That's right.
He has become quite the celebrity by freeloading on this show every week.
Sam, now we know why you've been with us so consistently.
It's just, yeah, it's just for your own clout, your own self-aggrandizement.
Oh, man.
Coach, it was so great to be out there and talk to people that listen to the show who all have their own stories and things they like about the show.
It was, it was a beautiful time out there at the gig.
And I hope I'll have some time in the show to recollect a few things from that.
Amazing.
A great time.
The saddest part is when we all have to say goodbye and leave.
You just wanted to go on and on and on.
But these events are great.
You go there, even if you're going by yourself.
Anybody you talk to is going to be your new best friend.
It's a very warm environment and great, great stuff there.
I was totally bummed, buddy.
I wanted to go sincerely and I was delaying, delaying.
My wife did have something to do that day.
So I did mention to her, I said, hey, honey, I'm just thinking about taking the kids to see a little musical performance.
Oh, yeah, really?
What kind of show?
Oh, you know, guitars and drums.
Well, you know what?
There was some people with kids there.
There were some people with kids there.
Yeah, I would say, you know, you got to kind of keep them out of the maybe the full volume area or away from the big guys when they're out there slamming.
But there were all walks of life there.
There was all, you know, all age range was there.
So just give them earplugs.
Exactly, Rolo.
Yeah, when my kids saw Fasheen play, it was their first time skinhead rock, right?
Yep.
And Junior was totally captivated.
He was soaking it all in.
Daughter, of course, put her hands over her ears and scrunched up her face like, I don't like this.
And then Potato was just doing his own thing.
Well, see, maybe one day.
That's the thing there.
Somebody might say, you know, I'm just not into that.
I don't like that type of music.
Yeah, okay.
Obviously, music is part of what the event is about, but there's a lot more going on than that.
It's the whole human drama is taking place there, you know, from slapstick to, you know, great conversations and meeting new people and seeing old friends again and just having a great time.
I mean, everybody was there.
Angelo Pill was there.
Patriot Front was there.
There was records and t-shirts or people just having fun.
It was also a benefit, by the way.
So it was benefiting somebody with the medical needs.
There was food and just a good time had by all.
So I would say you will not have a bad time if you go.
You would love it.
Amen.
Yeah.
I'm so glad that you got so many nice compliments too.
You deserve it 100%.
Don't let me give you any guff of these snarky introductions.
It's just, yeah, it's humbling to hear the great reception that the show receives.
And it's just that it's kind of the importance of what we do here, too, is just talking about dad stuff.
It's just, it's filling a much needed thing.
And I think people who listen to the show, they feel interactive with it in a sense, you know, because we're talking about the things that are on people's minds.
Hell yeah.
And I think we're going to get into more dad comment tonight or content tonight than we have over the past few weeks.
Truth be told, we love having the guests.
Makes the job easier.
It's interesting.
You know, I think it's to the benefit of the audience, but we don't want to stray too far.
And that, you know, that insider there talking about his kids and doing the right thing, the whistleblower from DHS, I just thought, man, yeah, nailed it.
Guys, really, somebody said he must be having back pain from carting around that Python his whole life.
You know, brass balls.
Anyway, enough.
We'll go on.
Next up, very reluctantly.
We don't know if he has officially become pagan after his Hodge last week, but we do know that sadly he has rejoined this.
And I realized this week that technically I believe I am old enough to be his father.
If I were a particularly precocious teenager back in the day, Potato Smasher, welcome back on, brother.
I did, in fact, join the Asatru Folk Assembly.
All right.
Officially joined them.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a great idea.
Cut your hand open and bleed on the rock and the fire.
I'm joking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we skinned a goat.
And I'm trying to think of other weird esoteric stuff.
No, yeah, it was a very normal weekend.
It was probably actually the most family-friendly event I've been to in my five, six years of doing this.
Yeah.
Your wife's very wonderful.
Yeah.
Wife was pleased.
So congratulations.
That's great.
Did you become more literally pagan as a result of being there, or was it more just a social hangout thing?
Good question.
Well, let's see.
My knowledge base is already pretty good as far as the Norse like heathen hotenistic mythologies and stuff.
What I don't have a good handle on is a lot of the like rituals and stuff, particularly how people perform them in the modern world.
And so that's my biggest learning curve is going to be like organizational stuff and some of the rites and things like that.
I'm not, you know, I'm no expert on Norse mythology or European folk religions in general, but I'm good enough that I was, I'm at least acceptable.
Yeah, and I do think you're right.
Yeah, I realize, I realize I shouldn't call it mythology.
That's probably a dirty word, right?
Like, ooh, yeah, I mean, it's not a myth for a logo.
I mean, I don't know.
I think mythology, it doesn't bother me, you know.
The way I think about mythology is like, I mean, it's just part of your, you're like civilizational story, right?
You tell the story of Rome, like you are maybe speaking historically, but that is like the mythology of Rome, you know, the lore, if you will.
I think a lot of Christianity is mythology, you know, not literally in like it's a made-up story, but you know, I don't think mythology necessary.
The word mythology to me doesn't necessitate that it's like made up or false.
It's kind of like an oral thing that's being passed down.
It's not necessarily like we could prove it exactly with records and things, but it's something we believe in because it's been passed down and we believe it's true because it's on the authority of something.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And it's almost like it doesn't matter if it's literally true or if it's just true in the sense of like what the meaning is, you know.
So stuff.
Well, I'm glad you went.
And yeah, Matt Flavel came on three or four shows ago, did a wonderful job.
You didn't listen to that one.
It's just called Asatrue Folk Assembly and uh yeah, check it out if you've got that lacking in your life.
Uh, I was delighted to hear that you guys had such a nice, wholesome time there.
I wasn't surprised, but it's just that the glowing reviews sort of like that rock show uh, we are not fibbing here to say that these things are legitimately wholesome, family friendly and uh, heartwarming and inspiring.
So yeah, and I mean to be honest like, if you, if you have the opportunity to attend uh one of the AFA events, whether you are, uh a practitioner of like European folk religion or a Christian or agnostic or whatever, like everybody is super respectful and super cool about everything.
You know you can go and you can have a good time.
And if you don't, you know, if you basically, if you're just kind to those, to them, they will be kind to you in turn, regardless of your differences.
Well, I would put it like this, uh, this.
This would be directed at maybe some sort of uh, cautious or suspicious uh, but otherwise good uh, white nationalist person.
I would say that um, and i'm thinking in my own growing up of having uh interactions with people who call themselves Pagans and things like that.
These white nationalist Pagans are nothing like what you think of as Pagans.
If you've, if you're old enough to have grown up and had, you know other types of interactions, these white nationalist Pagans are not like that at all.
You know, and as a Christian particularly, you'd have a lot of common ground and and you could easily interact with each other.
Yeah no, there was.
There was no larpy uh like meme pagan stuff.
It was all very I mean, it wasn't.
You know, the whole weekend wasn't serious in stoneface, it was a lot of fun, but it's a very serious uh thing.
You know, they took the all the different rites that they did uh seriously.
And I, you know, I understand that you might say that just from a foundational, your foundational perspective, that is larpy uh, because you just don't believe in like European folk religion or Asatrue or whatever, and like okay yeah, you're gonna say that no matter what, but it might be larpy that you're sitting in a church from somebody else's like foundational perspective.
So that's not really a point one way or the other.
You know, because it's, it's just like I said, it's a great time, it's a great social time there.
There were people that did not participate in the various uh ceremonies.
That happened, you know, and nobody gave them any crap about it.
You know, it was just like I gotta go do this thing.
There were a bunch of women that that either had the kids or, like I had to leave in the middle of one of them.
Uh, my wife and I were both there, and then she had to leave with one of the kids.
I had uh, two of the other ones and then I had to leave too.
And it's like, you know, no big, you know no harm, no foul.
Everybody's extremely understanding that like, we're trying to do a thing, but it's not like oh, you're ashamed because you had to like, step out.
It's like if your baby cries in church, you step Outside and take care of it.
If you don't go to church every Sunday, you know, most people aren't going to give you too much hell about it.
Very, you know, it was very cool.
It was very, it was serious, but relaxed and enjoyable.
And like I said, even if you aren't necessarily interested in the religious aspect, like don't join the AFA, obviously.
But if you have the opportunity to be invited, it would be worth it just for, you know, how quality of an event it was.
It was great.
Yeah, as Matt said, you don't have to be a true blue believer, although they certainly encourage and welcome that as long as you're not hostile or closed-minded to the idea.
Reach out to them.
And that's at runestone.org.
All right.
Nice plug.
I'm 27.
You're 27.
Yeah, that's pushing it.
I would have been 13.
So I am not black.
So not sure if we'll leave it at that.
Well, yeah.
Coach, you could have impregnated an older woman at 13.
You could have said he's not black.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
He could be a victim of grooming.
Knock off the substitute teacher.
I'm always thinking about these introductions.
I was like, could I be Smasher's father and could Sam be his grandfather?
I guess, yes.
We'll just go with yes.
Yeah, it would be cutting it close, but yeah, just about.
All right.
Generational teenage fatherhood.
Yeah.
That is the new meme.
There you go.
All right.
Get on it, youngsters.
Don't tell me.
And my birthday is coming up.
Everybody remember, write it down.
It's easy.
December 12th.
Easy one to remember.
Oh, okay.
I think I got to be at the library that day.
December 12th, library appointment, writing that down.
Just kidding, buddy.
Look forward to us.
I'm sick.
Nobody talked to me.
Yeah.
Totally.
All right.
Finally, our very patient, but we're not calling him a special guest because he's been on the show before.
And also, he just seems like an old friend, even though we have never met.
We wanted to class the joint up a little bit this week by welcoming back Calem Blue.
Calem, how are you, buddy?
Hey, thanks for the intro.
Enjoyed the show last week about motorcycles.
I just can't believe that nobody asked about gassing the bikes.
Yeah, old meme, but it checks out.
Yeah, Anon has been chatting my ear off about this, that, and the other thing.
Great guest, and I'm still not buying a motorcycle, but if I get some free time, I'll take that safety course just to know, right?
You should be able to drive clutch, know how to shoot a gun, even if you don't own one, all that stuff.
Good, good prep.
Calem, truth be told, the reason that I had you on is just in case Sam has a stroke and sounds like Kirk Douglas one day, you're going to be the backup for him.
So, you know, older, you know, sincere gentleman.
So just you're on notice.
This is a bit of a tryout.
All right.
All right.
Got to have your contingencies in the worst.
Yeah, I do have some in the spirit of Halloween.
I do have some suggested nicknames for you guys.
Oh, all right.
This guy's earnest.
Okay, he really wants that number two seat.
I don't know if you want to talk about it now or you want to go.
Go ahead.
I was going to talk about Halloween anyway, buddy.
So late on us.
All right.
So, Smasher, that's appropriate, right?
I mean, this guy's got two sets of twins.
You know, my twins were made in a lab by some nerd, and he's done it twice.
I mean, you know, his sperm are up at 0500 doing burpees.
Control fairs.
I think maybe you could go get a vasectomy and have like one of them tied.
Maybe that would work for next time.
Sam, I think Gandalf, because, you know, he's a white wizard and he's armed with a magical staff, apparently.
Very good.
Everybody got that one.
And Coach, Coach, you're Hollywood, man.
Double entendre.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
You're Hollywood.
Got to smile like a Cheshire cat.
And, you know, when we have our ethno-state, we're going to need somebody in charge of entertainment.
That's you, buddy.
Thank you, brother.
I just went to the dentist this past week.
I always get my things every six months.
And man, I got a great streak going.
I haven't had a cavity in, I don't know how long, four, five, six years.
So I'm always proud of myself there when that happens.
Hey, Calem, I got some dad humor for you.
Do you know what Smasher's favorite band is this time of year?
No idea.
Oh, it's smashing pumpkins, of course.
Yeah, I know.
That was dad humor on the fly.
I didn't have that one prepared.
It just boom.
Anyway, yes, that's right.
It is right now October 21st.
It's the full moon out there.
I was just looking up.
I've had some spectacular leaf blowing sessions on the deck.
That is not code for anything.
We have these giant hickory and a couple oaks, but mostly hickory and sycamore.
And I'm all about trees on our property.
And the leaves just keep falling.
I got to keep blowing them off the deck, but that's neither here nor there.
One of the greatest nights for white parents in the Western hemisphere and all over the world is upon us because the next time we go to tape, it'll be right before Christmas.
You might not hear or right before Halloween.
You might not hear that before you take those kiddos out onto the streets.
I wanted to comment on my analysis of Halloween and kids and trick-or-treating because it strikes me that it is a little bit like a sine wave.
And it starts at one of the peaks, one of the pexes when the kids are young and you're taking them out, mom and dad, holding their hands, dragging them in the stroller or in the wagon.
And that is arguably just glorious.
The kids are excited.
They are happy to have mom and dad with them to oversee.
You get to watch them scramble up to the houses and say trick-or-treat sometimes with a little bit of a lisp or an accent, you know, because they're not even fully speaking yet.
And it's just, it's just magic.
So for all of you parents out there with little kids, God bless you.
I welcome you.
But then there is the downswing on the sine wave when the kids are too young to go out alone.
You don't totally trust them to go out in the neighborhood alone, but they are not happy to be with their parents.
They're chafing.
I'm guessing that's around like seven, eight or nine.
I don't know.
We're just sort of entering into this phase.
I think this might be the first Halloween where Junior is like, can I go do my own thing?
But that's okay because then they get old enough to go out on their own to the point where you're comfortable as a parent and they are not too cool for school to go out in a cool costume, grab a haul of candy, and then come back home.
And then, of course, finally, there is another downswing, and that is when they are probably teenagers and they're feeling themselves like they are too old to go out trick-or-treating.
And sometimes they do it, sometimes they don't.
But regardless, wherever your kids are, I hope you enjoy this Halloween.
My daughter's going as a doctor this year.
Junior went as a hot dog last year.
So I think he's going to be a hamburger this year, but we really got to gin up that costume quickly.
And then Potato will probably put him in some cute little thing that candidly we either make or find at the store because he's too young to care.
So I don't know, guys.
You got any plans here, Sam?
It sounds like you got something here on Halloween.
Well, yeah, my youngest son is really now outside the age range that's approved for Halloween trick-or-treating.
I don't know.
I suppose you could go do it.
But, you know, by a certain age.
14 years old, I mean, you kind of feel like you've outgrown that.
And I suppose you could go do it and you might get away with it.
But I can remember when I was little and I was getting to be about that age.
And already people were starting to say, aren't you a little old to be out here doing this?
And I mean, I may have been, what, 12 or 13 or something like that.
And so I think he's already kind of feeling like he's not going to do it this year.
But he has always liked to have a good outfit in the years gone by.
You guys might recall.
I think he probably even showed you on the camera.
He was a Knights Templar.
He's got the, somewhere we found like a really like a, you know, movie grade quality helmet.
And then he's got the white tunic with the big red cross on it.
So he, he liked to, he liked that.
But the thing I liked about Halloween was walking around and talking to people in the neighborhood.
And if you are, if you're one of our guys, this is a moment for it.
And because it's, it's kind of bitter sweet because our neighborhoods are very fragmented.
I remember when I was little, we knew every family on the block, just about.
And there were a lot of kids and everything like that.
Now I really don't know anybody in the neighborhood and I've lived here a long time.
So I always like going out and you just can't help but feel like there's fertile soil out there.
You know, you go around and you say hi and you talk or you crack a joke for a few minutes or something with some neighbors that are out.
You say you go around and you say hil.
Yeah, hil.
Yes.
Exactly.
And but you know.
You know good ones, Master.
You just get that feeling like there's, you know what I mean?
Like, because you know we can talk to people and maybe it's in certain places, certain times you do it.
But just even walking in the neighborhood, that was my takeaway in these last few years was like, man, I got to find a way to get out there and talk to people more.
You know, it's not easy.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And the thing with the teenagers or the kids who are getting awkward about it is they seem to enjoy, they kind of get to play grown up when they stay home and they man the door with the candy right to greet the kids.
It's a little bit of an entree to adulthood and having a house and things like that.
So, you know, it's not the worst if they stay home.
Well, I remember a few years ago.
And of course, my other sons are all older.
I have four sons and the other three are all much older.
But one of them, he dressed himself up like a scarecrow and made, you know, stuffed his shirt with a pillow and he put straw hanging out of his, he wore gloves and he had straw hanging out.
And then he sat on the porch and he waited until some black girls came up and he scared the hell out of them.
It was funny.
And you know how they overreact to everything.
Oh, no, there's a ghost.
I've seen some ghosts there.
She is.
On that point, I finally finished this biography of Nathan Bedford, of course, the legendary Confederate general.
And he went on to be formative in the founding of the Ku Klux Klan.
And the author is he's pretty objective.
He's certainly not our guy at all.
In fact, he bends over backwards to spew the same pretty lies that you would expect a sort of mainstream historian to do.
But he did have some fascinating tales toward the end about the early days of the Ku Klux Klan, which was, of course, founded to try to control blacks who were running around robbing, raping, and in some cases, murdering amidst their newfound freedom after the end of the Civil War.
So they tracked them.
They would pose like they were ghosts to try to scare the Negroes who were extremely very superstitious.
That's right.
And they would actually think that they were real ghosts.
That's right.
And so they had this one trick where they'd say, I, you know, I don't know exactly.
I'm not going to try to do a Confederate ghost accents, Massa.
But they wouldn't say Massa.
But anyway, so they would jury rig this pipe and into like a sack or a bladder under their big gown.
And they would tell the blacks on the street, like, I haven't, I'm so thirsty.
I haven't had a drink in a year since I died.
And then they would pretend to just chug this like massive barrel of water.
And the blacks would buy it, of course.
Yeah.
It's real.
Yeah.
No, no man could possibly drink that much water.
Smasher's like, okay, yeah, watch this.
But I thought that, I just thought that was a fascinating little anecdote about their superstition.
And of course, they are apparently scared of COVID more than everybody else in this country.
I keep hearing that they're like the most masked up people you see now.
Yeah, I never, I can't, I can't understand that.
Like they're driving their car and they're wearing a mask.
You're by yourself, you know, or you're walking down the street by yourself, like, you know, walking down a sidewalk and you have the mask on.
Yeah, they are a superstitious lot.
Well, it's the when COVID first was, you know, gifted to us, they had all those like rap videos coming out and whatever, rapping about don't give me COVID.
People are like stabbing each other for breeze, and they're out there just spraying it in Central Park.
If you thought there was anything more pathetic than some of these 60s rockers, you know, continuing on into their 80s and their 90s, watch a washed up 80s or 90s black rapper coming back shilling for a vaccine.
It's pretty cringe, as they say.
How about you, Smasher?
You bring in the twins out in the neighborhood?
I don't know what we're doing.
My wife already knows what we're doing.
I don't.
And so it'll just be like, hey, we're driving here today.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
That's how these things go.
Sure.
Calem, you got ones young enough under your roof still, I believe, to go out trick-or-treating, right?
Yeah, our youngest is not quite three.
So old man with little, little, little rugged rat, but I think we'll probably do some sort of probably a trunk or treat or something.
Where we are, there are no trick-or-treaters.
I mean, we're in the sticks.
Same.
But probably the most profound thing to me about Halloween, the change when I was of that hell-raising age, and I'm dating myself here.
It was like your duty to go out with at least a dozen rolls of toilet paper.
And if somebody was the neighborhood jackass, you had to take a dozen eggs, they were getting it on that night.
Oh, yeah.
And, you know, the day after Halloween, you wouldn't see a single pumpkin intact anywhere in our neighborhood.
I mean, they were all smashed in the road.
And kids nowadays, they just don't have the motivation to even steal a pumpkin off somebody's porch and smash it, smash it in the street.
What's wrong with you kids, right?
Yeah, come on.
It's the first time we'll ever urge you to get out there and do some vandalisms, right?
We called it Mischief Night.
In South Jersey, we would go out on the 30th.
One of our pals had the kind of Devil's Night.
Yeah, we called it Mischief Night.
It was big in Detroit, right?
The whole city would burn on Mischief Night.
But we had a buddy whose mom was always like, yeah, yeah, just have your buddies over.
You can all sleep over in the basement or whatever.
So we would go out and egg houses and toilet paper trees and stuff like that.
And I actually got busted.
It was probably like really late.
And I ran out of his house and just egged a neighbor's house stupidly.
And yeah, that neighbor came over and knocked on the door.
And I forget if I owned up to it or somebody dimed me out, but I apologized.
And that was that.
So mischief night, Halloween night.
I didn't want to forget.
I've mentioned this on a previous Halloween show, but our family is blessed by a wonderful magical phenomenon known as the magic pumpkin.
I'll make it brief in case you've heard this one before.
But parents, listen up.
If you have not heard this one before, if your family is blessed enough with kids who have the gift of going around when you're, even if you shop for a pumpkin already, it's okay.
It might not be too late.
But if you haven't, you have the kids go around and tap on the pumpkins to feel them, make sure they're nice, big, round, but to feel if they have any magic in them.
Because if the kids choose right, or maybe if they've already chosen and you got one on your front porch on Halloween night, or if you want to do it before, when you're carving the pumpkin, sometimes the kids will actually find a little note in the bottom down in guts with the seeds and everything.
It's a total surprise.
Every year, I don't know how our family's been so lucky to have a magic pumpkin almost every year, I believe.
But in that little note, the magic pumpkin will say, hey, congratulations, kids.
You did it again.
You picked a magic pumpkin and send them on a little bit of a wild goose chase to go find a prize in the yard or in the neighborhood.
It could be five, could be elaborate, could be simple as, hey, go back to where the swings are and find a spooky surprise.
And lo and behold, there's actually a gift there from the magic pumpkin.
So if you don't have that in your family yet, our kids have loved it and it might be a nice little thing to add into your family repertoire there.
Anything else?
Oh, and Mr. Producer said that he will be going out trick-or-treating by himself this year.
It's, I think it's the 10th straight year that he just walks around the neighborhood for self-trick-or-treating.
Is that true?
What are you doing, buddy?
Real quick.
I don't want to overdo it on Halloween, but I do love the holiday.
You stay home to drink beer and either watch.
Yeah, I'm going to stay home, drink beer, and watch either Halloween 3 or Night of the Demons.
And of course, Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Very good.
Since we're talking about Country Gang, too.
Go ahead, Sam.
Since we're talking about movies, I thought I would chime in.
One of our favorites we watch just about every year, if not every year, is Tales of Terror.
It's with Vincent Price, and it's three different Edgar Allan Poe stories.
And most famously, The Black Cat with Peter Laurie and Vincent Price.
Oh, it's cannot be beat.
Good stuff, Sam.
I got down there.
Vincent Price is, yeah, he's a classic sort of creepy actor, right?
Very regal face.
Yeah.
Not gay, is he?
Well, I don't know.
As far as I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In retrospect, you would say like, hmm, yeah.
But I never, never did hear that about him.
Professional actor.
Yeah, it could be.
It's not impossible, you know.
But that is a great trilogy.
And I can remember seeing that when I was a little kid and before cable TV, before all that stuff, you know, there was the only, and even when there were just a few TV stations, you know, you didn't see movies all the time.
So I remember the local high school occasionally would have a movie night where you would go and they would set up a big screen and they would show a movie.
So other than going to the movie theater or watching TV, the only way you would see a movie is something like this.
And I remember going and seeing this movie at the local high school, even though I was much younger than high school age.
And I just always loved that movie.
And later in life, when DVDs were a thing, I bought that DVD and I've had it for many years.
And we like to bring that out on Halloween and watch that because it's good, clean fun.
You know, it's not gory or so horrible that kids can't watch it.
Anyone could watch it.
If anything, it's kind of funny in a way.
It's really good.
Awesome.
Yeah, I'll piggyback off of that.
Didn't plan to do a movie endorsement, but The Witch looks like the V V I T C H based on old New England folk tales around this time of year about witches and witchcraft and Scarlet Letter and all that, but beautifully shot TLDR.
I assume a lot of the audience has seen it, but if you haven't, you've got to watch it before Halloween.
Pilgrim Puritan family basically is exiled from their colony because the father disagrees with their religious interpretations or observances.
He's principled AF.
I think, I can't remember what the argument is about, but he's basically like the most principled dude.
I don't think the movie even really says what it is.
It's just he differs with the church teaching of that time, whatever denomination that was.
And I'd be careful about watching that one, like with your family or something like that.
If you want to watch that, it's kind of an adult movie, I would say.
Yes, a little too spooky and a couple nudity scenes little kiddos.
Yeah.
And just that father chopping wood, chopping wood over and over again in his anxiety.
There's so many little subplots there about the family turning against itself due to its own piety.
Now, that's going to sound like a cheeky coach anti-religious thing, but it's true.
Like their own devoutness really did start to chew them up inside after it, as well as, you know, mistrust and blaming the animals, blaming the daughter, etc.
But just for the beauty of the cinematography itself, it's awesome and it is scary.
And it's also just about life on the frontier, which by pure happenstance, I took the kids to a recreation frontier fort in Appalachia the past week.
And it was just a spectacular brought to life reminder of how these people lived on the edge of civilization.
And you had these farming families out, not necessarily near the fort, but whenever the Indians were getting their red up, the families would all come near the fort and camp outside the walls.
And worst case scenario, if the red man came to try to scout people, they would all come in together and the Indians would not attack the fort generally.
They preferred to pick families off one by one, you know, in isolation as opposed to in solidarity.
How about this feature?
Any Halloween endorsements?
Well, I was going to say The Witch too.
I love The Witch.
It's a really good movie.
I hate movies and I love that movie.
And I was actually this time last year was on the pause button with Borzoi and Alex McCann talking about it.
So go check it out.
I listened to that episode.
I guess just as a counterpoint, I would, as a different view, I tend to like the old universal movies, you know, that were made like in the 50s, in the early 60s.
I think there's something, you know, as an adult, I could see why you would like that movie, you know, but my longer view of it is that some of that stuff, it's, I don't know, I don't know that it's good for people.
I think maybe like the more innocent things of the old Frankenstein movies and things like that is like a safer way to look at it.
And I'll just make this anecdote.
Like a friend of mine was telling me this story in his neighborhood.
It was Halloween a couple years ago.
And he was going by, he was going for a little jog in his neighborhood.
And he goes by this house.
And so they have all the Halloween stuff up in the front yard.
And here's like a hung by its feet, a half of a torso with all the guts hanging out.
You know, and it's okay.
I understand that's edgy, right?
It's edgy, as we would say.
But, you know, also my kids are walking through that neighborhood.
You know, and it's, I think there's something more fun about the, just a wholesome, like the old-fashioned, scary, you know, like the Frankenstein or Dracula or things like that.
Amen.
Yeah, not to mention the F.U. Biden flags that are flying by houses.
Yeah, how about this?
What's his name?
Brandon Brown, right?
Let's go, Brandon.
Did you see that clip of the, and the people are shouting F.U. Biden?
And then, and then the reporter tries to recast it.
So, oh, they're saying, let's go, Brandon.
It's very clear they're not saying let's go, Brandon.
Meme alert.
When I heard about Let's Go Brandon, I assumed that it was people rooting for that guy, Laundrie, the one who killed his girlfriend in the van.
And they were like rooting for him on the run.
But I don't think I'm, what is, what is Let's Go Brandon about?
I don't even know.
Well, it's a NAS, he's a NASCAR driver, and he's a very young guy, white guy, blonde hair guy.
That was way off.
Yeah.
And they're, you know, interviewing him.
And this has been a thing that's been going, the Let's Go Brandon thing.
But very clearly, when this reporter was interviewing the guy, the people were chanting F.U. Biden or F. Joe Biden is what they were saying.
F. Joe Biden.
Yeah, so it's now become a euphemism.
Let's go Brandon is a euphemism for F. Joe Biden.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's funny.
It was funny at first, but now I'm kind of at the point where like people are trying to insert it everywhere.
And it's like, dude, just say like, just say what you mean, you know?
Right.
Like, let's go Brandon is taking over.
Like, people were chanting F.U. Biden, and now they don't do that.
They chant, let's go Brandon.
And it's like, it was better when Let's Go Brandon was a meme and you actually said F.U. Biden.
Yeah, right.
Not to be those.
I still smash your thunder on movie selections.
Calem, of course, as our actual needs guest tonight, has had the most time to rack his elderly brain.
Calem, give us a movie recommendation for this time of year, brand.
You know, I'll be honest with you.
We don't even own a TV anymore.
Oh, Scott.
Yeah, we have no TV.
So Triumph of the Will would be what I would recommend.
There you go.
Good one.
Not in the horror genre, but yeah.
I tell you, the scariest thing you can watch is holocaust documentaries that pretend to be factual.
Oh, don't you love the the?
U.s government one.
This is the shower room labeled as a shower room, but toxic gas pours out of the ceiling.
It's awful.
Have you considered calendar professional voiceover Mary, you like that?
No our our uh, our kids don't watch tv, they don't watch movies, and it's, it's just wonderful.
They get out and play in the dirt.
So um, bless you, that's one of the things I was going to talk about.
This show.
To not have it be totally warm and fuzzy was our, our fatherhood failures.
But maybe we could punt that to the, to the second half uh, but yeah, Caleb has the kind he has, the sort of avuncular like comforting voice of America's dad.
Uh, I remember in the old Fatherland days we joked that we were going to do a uh, like a sitcom jingle called Nazi dad and we were going to, you know, write up a pilot.
It's not see dad, you know, he's just.
This was before Man on the high before before Man on the High Castle.
Uh, a couple competitors on this show right now for for the lead role, but just say he was mowing the lawn.
All right, all right, we'll get you.
We'll get you in the uh yeah, speaking of Hollywood, mr producer, let us know that Alec Baldwin apparently just shot and killed a crew member on set of the movie Rust Pop pop gun misfired or something like that it was.
It was a stunt gun and uh, our guest, something obviously went wrong and he also injured he also injured the director, wow.
So it killed some female and uh injured the director.
So he's killing women and assaulting assumed Jews.
They probably called him fat.
Yeah, somebody had a manga hat on.
But yeah Caleb, I was out mowing the lawn today and I was just.
You know, that's usually when most men's greatest inspirations come to them, Frederick the great Otto Bismarck um, Adolf Hitler mowing the lawn was usually when they received their greatest uh, inspirations.
But anyway, I was thinking that I have never seen and this is actually a sincere observation a Holocaust stand-up routine right now.
Obviously it would take some balls bigger than uh, our power, our pal Aaron Stevenson's to to do something like that.
It would have to be an our guy who's willing to just go all out there and maybe Owen Benjamin would be willing to do that but just to get up on stage and just rake the whole damn facade, the charade over the coals with the ludicrous things.
I mean, the things thing practically writes itself and of course it's like, okay coach, you go do it.
Then you know you got these.
You know, it's like the old Borzoi thing, you know all these ideas and nobody ever does anything.
But there's got to be somebody out there Sam Hyde, of course, comes to mind who would just do like a, all right, i'm going to live stream my Holocaust stand-up special on halloween night right, and it'd be pay-per-view or just entropy donations.
It would be potentially epic.
Well, you need a foil, you need somebody who believes in it.
And then you start asking them the funny questions.
You know like well, how many, how?
You know how, how many, how much time does it take to cook six million cookies, or whatever?
You know the funny.
I was thinking about the bear, the bear and the eagle, like I i've.
They say that they would throw them in a cage and the eagle would poke out their eye and the bear would maul them.
But I got some questions about this bear and this eagle.
You know like the bear and the eagle are like, but buddies, all of a sudden you know they're, they're in cahoots just just waiting for the next Jew to get tossed into the cage before they could chow down.
I don't know, that's that's all I got so far, but uh, so you you're telling me that An eagle would drop you food into your cage.
I don't think so.
So they say that they say that they made soap.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, like, uh, so you're you're telling me that you took this diamond and ate it every day, maybe every three days after picking it out of, you know, uh, on the other side.
I just don't believe you.
Yeah, we all know that.
They hated these people more.
They hated these people more than anything, but they wanted to wash their skin with the soap of their dead bodies.
Yeah, that one sounds like a stretch.
Anyway, go ahead.
Well, what I do with our girls in Sun is we say anytime there's like a mess, it's a Holocaust.
So, you know, I want to get in their mind.
What a ridiculous thing.
So, like, so mom fixes this, you know, this pumpkin thing tonight, and the kids tear into it.
And it's kind of like pumpkin pie.
It's like, whoa, man, you guys Holocausted that thing.
So as much as, you know, if we can get everybody to just ridicule the hell out of it, then that's a public service.
Do it in public.
Yeah.
Even before we were like full-blown anti-Semitic, when food would go bad in our fridge because we were like 20 years old and drunk all the time, we'd say that something in the fridge was Jewish.
Turn sour.
Yeah.
I can imagine going down where all the blocks and the trains and the toys are.
Oh, it's a total show in here.
But yeah, just it's so ludicrous.
And you can see that the cracks are really starting to show in the foundation of all those lies.
And yeah, that Baron Eagle one, somebody just posted it the other day with the damn New York Times article.
It seems too crazy to be true.
Yes, it does, but it happened, claimed, you know, Observer.
Yeah.
Marty Phillips, of course.
Too crazy to be true.
How one person was fed by a pack of wolves for three years hiding from the Nazis.
Oh, okay.
These things that like rip people apart.
Okay.
Marty, our guest on the Let Them Look West episode, had a good one on Twitter the other day.
He said, if the Holocaust were real, you'd think that there were would be a lot less complaining about it today.
Of course, the perfect joke.
And I remember as a kid, I think the first, I remember, this is how based I am.
I remember my first reference to a work camp from World War II and we were at the beach.
And my uncle Bob, who is, he's now, he's now moved on.
He, like, you know, when you're at the beach, it's all these sort of like local things.
He had to get a haircut.
So he went to the barbershop and he came back with this really brutal haircut.
And he said, oh, God, it's like I got my haircut at Auschwitz and I had never heard of Auschwitz, right?
You know, not based at all, implying that those fine barbers at Auschwitz were giving anything less than fine number one fades up into a short top, even for their mortal enemies there.
You know, you want even the Jews to look good at Auschwitz, but no, they were probably shaving their heads to keep the lice out.
Another kind gesture of theirs.
But yeah, Caleb, you just, you know, you mentioned ridiculing the Holocaust, which, you know, still, oh, that's extremely edgy.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe he said that?
But knowing what we know now, it deserves ridicule for how often they have gone to play that false fiddle.
Yeah, such a central part of their identity.
It kind of turns the tables.
You know, it's like, you know, they can pee on a cross and put it in a cup and call it art.
But God forbid somebody even questions the Holocaust.
So yeah, that was, that was always my take on it was, you know, we can question the existence of God.
We can question our sexuality.
We can question all kinds of things, but we can't question this thing.
You know, and like you alluded to before, if the Holocaust were real, then why are there so many of them here?
I mean, you know, the people that really suffer like the German POWs did, those people don't live long.
I mean, you have these Holocaust survivors that are like 100 years old.
Every year there's more of them.
Well, the bar for a Holocaust survivor gets lower every year so that they can always find more.
It's like, oh, you were like, I don't know the exact day that like Auschwitz was liberated, but it's like, oh, you were born on June 14th, 1945, and Auschwitz was liberated on June 15th, 1945.
You're a Holocaust survivor now.
Congrats.
Yeah.
And I remember when I was younger, I would say, well, if the Germans fought the war, like they ran this Holocaust thing, it's no wonder that they lost because like they didn't seem to hardly kill anybody.
I remember going to school as a kid when they were pushing critical thinking.
I remember that being drumbeat into our heads.
We want to develop critical thinking.
There were special sections on the standardized tests on critical thinking.
But whatever you do, kids, don't exercise any critical thinking about the numbers, about the motivation, the ability, the details, the lurid tales, the copious survivors.
Yeah.
I love that.
Certainly don't question why we're showing you these horrendous photos of dead bodies when you're 12.
And the way I like to work, somebody, like I said, it works best when you find somebody who really believes in it.
And then you start giving them the things, you know, and you can get them laughing, just like we're laughing about some of those ridiculous stories, the roller coaster of death and the electrified floor and all those things.
And I've done this a couple of times.
I'm thinking of somebody in particular.
And then once I get them laughing, then I stop and I say, before you think this is funny, remember good men were executed for these types of evidence that were presented in the Nuremberg trials.
This is something that isn't pointed out a lot, but if you go to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum's website to the Nazi camp section, it tells you that there were 44,000 camps total.
Wow.
Is that it?
Yeah, 44,000 camps.
Yeah.
Thomas Dalton has a new article up about the Croatian death camp, as they call it, of course, and just some Israeli paper let it slip some little thing about deaths there that was just absolutely ludicrous.
And Thomas Dalton, which I believe is ThomasDalton PhD.com, one of the greatest writers, eminent historians in our cause or adjacent to it, whatever he considers himself, it just totally decimated him.
He and Andrew Joyce need to start a globe trotting tour to PAC Stadiums to lay out the truth, Father Coughlin style.
And I just wanted to mention that, you know, Calem sounds like such a nice guy and a loving father.
And even he doesn't buy this BS.
Talk about normalizing and putting a human rational, not spooky tattooed, shaved head face no offense to uh.
Rock show on those cause.
Yeah, I know you see where i'm going with that.
But uh, speaking of yes, thank you Kaleum.
Yes, it is a total show when the kids play with the toys um, but I want to go to Sam and Smasher uh for more content here at the top that we'll take a break.
We'll come back for the uh Bonanza Of New White Life.
So Sam please uh, regale the audience with any anything you want from the show or whatever else you had in the hopper.
Real quick, before we move on from the Holocaust uh, homework for somebody in the audience that has the autism to do it, find out how many square kilometers or miles uh did the Nazis own, uh or have influence over.
You know, obviously it wasn't all Germany but um, find out what that is and then, excuse me, we'll find out how uh how, how often.
You know uh, how frequently camps would have to be stood up.
So, if there's 44 000 camps, how many square kilometers?
Uh?
What's the area of Nazi influence?
Uh, at the peak of their, you know, at the peak of the war, and then we can see, like you know, is it like every mile there's a death camp?
Yeah, it's like contiguous, it's like 44 000 contiguous death camps.
More more uh, more concentration camps than bus stops.
Death Camp For Cutie.
Death Camp For Cutie.
Oh, my god, I love that band QT.
Yeah, I know yeah, it's got, it's got to be triple digit stops.
Yeah hipsters, hipsters for Hitler.
We got to get that movement going too.
No, that's a shirt.
I don't know, Hipster Hitler it is.
He's wearing a shirt that says Death Camp For Cutie.
It's like 15 years old.
yeah, I don't want to move on from the Holocaust.
I just want to wallow in it and the misery.
I've already moved on from the Holocaust.
Yeah, I know.
You better move on or this show's going to be Holocaust.
Oh, God.
Thank you, Caleb.
Thanks, Dad, for reminding me.
Yeah there's, I just there's a Telegram channel called Holocaust 2, based on the original fairy tale, which I thought was so creative.
Uh anyway uh Sam, go ahead, have at a brother.
Please regale us with more white pills before we get into the white pill bonanza.
Yeah well I, i'd almost like to uh kick it to the next hour, if I could ask that coach, just because I think what I have to say is more than like two or three minutes or something.
I see we're button right up against the hour here and uh, make sure, and then give me maybe a little more time in the next hour.
All right, translation.
Sam has to go to the bathroom and uh yeah hey, you know that frustrated it starts.
I hear it.
All right, Sam shirking responsibility for the first time.
That's why we have Kale on here.
Uh, no Smasher.
Uh, I wanted to point out this.
Uh, comment from the comment zone.
The comment zone was popping over the past few days.
And if I'm savvy enough to print up my thing, let's see.
His name is and his social security number is.
No, I'm kidding.
Here we go.
Fresh fire.
One of these guys with pine trees in his avatar, but he didn't send any gay porn mercifully, but he sent something better than gay porn.
He sent an animated clip of his two, he and his wife, wife's two twins in utero, sort of boogieing around in there.
Probably had, you know, screwdriver on the headphones up to mom's belly for those two little future hellraisers, but he said he's really a little bit freaked out about twins on the way.
I presume that they're his first.
So smasher for all the parents, expecting one, if not two.
Any words of wisdom for a first-time dad expecting twins?
Kill yourself.
Run away quickly.
Twins are awesome.
They're so awesome that we did them twice.
So don't worry about it.
You can't do anything about it anyways.
So just strap in and do your best.
You're going to be tired.
Try to remain patient.
It's going to be hard sometimes, a lot of times, but you get no choice.
You're just going to have to do it.
If this is their first kid, then you don't know any better anyways.
So you have nothing to compare it to and it's fine.
It's all fine.
It's all.
For me, like I'm always an it's fine type of guy.
Whatever happens, happens and I'm just going to take care of what I can take care of.
And that's how I've approached raising kids or at least dealing with the problems of raising kids.
You know, obviously I try to take an active role.
I don't just let the kids kind of grow up in the house without doing anything.
But as far as like with the babies and crying and all this other stuff, like it sucks, but homie, just do it.
It's fine.
No big deal.
Yeah.
Channel that anxiety.
Yeah.
Channel it into productivity and getting prepped.
We did a show earlier about getting ready for babies are cute.
So it's like you can be really frustrated and then they smile or something and you're just like, man, this is cool.
Yeah.
Just make sure you got your supplies.
And I know that's easy to say.
There might be financial considerations there.
But if you have your kit ready, that's something, you know, we always say you don't have to read a book to be a good father or anything, but make sure you got your kit ready.
The crib, the diapers, the wipes.
I don't know if you want to do that disgusting sausage making diaper bag thing that I find kind of repulsive, but all that stuff, get that in line and you'll be fine.
Hopefully you have family or friends around to help your brother and just be kind to your wife because it's hard enough breastfeeding.
One, breastfeeding two is probably one of the toughest aspects of having twins, I would guess.
Well, you got two boops, right?
Yeah, well, that's true.
Tandem breastfeeding is really hard.
I mean, I've never done it, but you know.
Make it until you try it.
Not with that attitude.
Make a an Amazon wish list and set it to anonymous to protect your name and address and then send it into the show and people will buy you stuff.
There you go.
Yep, absolutely.
Speaking of charity, yeah, we did get a few listeners who wrote in about helping the family with the sick kid.
Lots of support for them there.
There is a give, send, go for this DHS guy who came forward to blow the whistle on what legitimately does seem to be like a nefarious backdoor amnesty thing.
It's up to like $64,000.
Somebody said that he looked Jewish because his first name was Aaron, but he didn't.
He looked totally Aryan to me.
He was in the Marines for eight years.
And even if you'd think that Project Veritas is kind of lame sometimes, I was sincerely inspired by his courage to come forward and do that.
Lots of charity going around.
Give generously.
And don't forget, I don't want to steal Thunder or Shekels from more deserving causes, but we do have givesendgo.com slash fullhouse if you want it.
I'm the only one who has the ability to see those things.
And I don't think you have to use your legal name on that.
I'm not entirely sure.
I'm not giving financial advice or advising anything that would run afoul of financial rules and regulations.
All right.
We are at the top of the hour.
Death Camp for Cutie and a Bleeding Skull Mask are in the chat.
And I think it's time we go to the break.
Smasher, your opinion on U2 in one minute or less.
Because they used to be kind of Irish, U2, Irish nationalists in the olden days, right?
And they morphed into global actors.
They're gay.
They have terrible poems like you do in the teenage.
100% gay.
Yeah.
Very early.
Very early.
You're right, Doach.
Very early.
They have a couple of songs.
They have a couple of songs that I like, but I don't ever listen to them.
And the only song that I consistently listen to is Bloody Sunday.
And I listened to a punk cover of it, which is way better than pop punk cover, to be fair.
Fair enough.
I agree with you guys completely.
Now completely gay.
Bono is ugly.
The edge.
Now that was not the edge, the other guy.
There's one handsome man in there.
Anyway, they're all Irish, but I wanted to share this quick story as we're going to start pivoting from Halloween to Thanksgiving and soon Christmas.
There was one Christmas, speaking of awkward ages to trick-or-treat and, you know, that sort of transition into the teenage or puberty years where Santa Claus did not bring me the haul I had expected.
Or I can't remember if it was like, it was probably like too much kid stuff.
And I was starting to get a little bit older.
And I think my dad recognized that I was pretty bummed out about it and maybe a little bit, had a little bit of the pre-teen blues.
So shortly after Christmas, he came home.
The first tape CD I ever got was U2's Octung Baby.
And it's a great album.
Whatever you think about their politics, a lot of people have forgotten about it.
They always think about mysterious ways as the big hit from that.
Mr. Producer says one is a good song.
Yes, but everybody knows that one, but not everybody knows this one.
And this song is called Acrobat.
And if you listen to the lyrics, it's probably not deliberately speaking to us.
But if you read into them a little bit, I think our audience can get something from it.
Plus, it's haunting.
And plus, it's what my dad got me to make that Christmas a little bit better ex post facto.
And I listened to that thing for, I probably listened to it until the tape didn't work anymore.
And we had to pull out the tape, cassette tape, and string it across, you know, telephone poles in the street to watch a car drive through it once it didn't work anymore.
I don't know if anybody ever did that anyway, fam.
Thank you, Calem, Sam, Smash your MP.
We will be back right after this.
Don't go anywhere.
We got the biggest white new white life haul of all time.
This is Acrobat by U2.
Don't believe what you see.
You just close your eyes.
You can feel the energy.
When I first met you, girl, you had fire in your soul.
What happened in your face of melting the snow now?
Looks like this.
And you can swallow, or you can spare.
You can throw it up or choke on it.
And you can dream, so dream out.
You know that your time is coming round.
So don't let your bastards grind you down.
Oh, nothing breaks this.
Nothing seems to fail.
I know you'd hit out if you only knew it.
And I'd join the movement.
If there was one I could believe in.
Yeah, I'd regret mine.
If there was a judge I could receive in.
Cause I need it now to take the cup, to fill it up, to drink it slow, can't let you go.
But I must be if I come back to talk like this, I'll act like that.
And you can dream, so dream out loud.
And don't let your bastards grind you down.
Oh, what's feeling?
And I must be an acrobat to talk like this and act like that.
And you can dream, so dream out loud.
And you can find your own way out.
And you can feel, and I can will.
And you can pull, can't wait until you can smash, and you can seize.
And welcome back to Full House, episode 106, second half.
Big thanks to our pal, Calem, for rejoining us on this delightful October 21st, almost October 22nd.
And yes, never let the bastards grind you down, even if it's U2 giving you that advice.
And we can help with that.
There's plenty of things to get you down out there.
This was going to be my little opening monologue until I discovered that DHS clip and the guy talking about his family.
But we know, we know there's so many reasons to be down, to be blue, to be black pilled, and to feel despair in your hearts.
We all do from time to time, of course, except for Sam and Smasher.
MP and I are probably the mopey ones around here.
But we've got good tidings to bring you here in the second half.
I'm going to continue on with the good feelings from the first.
And during the break, Calem did let us know that The Crow is his endorsement.
It took our old timer, you know, about a good 30 minutes to think up of a good Hollywood Halloween movie.
But the crow is his recommendation.
Just don't watch it with your kids.
Yes, I think I was in seventh or eighth grade when that crow soundtrack and grunge was all the rage.
And let's go, Brandon.
Also, Brandon Lee, you know, Alec Baldwin shooting someone on set.
Some creepy synchronicity here this time of year.
Also, these chatty Kathys during the break were talking about by my count here, black metal, Hitler's death.
Was it a suicide or was that a lie?
And also comic books.
And I was interested in exactly 33.3% of those topics during the break.
I'm kidding.
It was good, good banter.
It happened again, right, when we're off mic and everything's great.
But anyway, enough of me.
Drum roll, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Again, biggest batch, double digits, new white life.
Bask in the glory sincerely.
I'm smiling through the microphone already.
There's nothing to it but to do it.
Here we go in no particular order.
Got this email.
It says, full house dudes.
I wrote following the second anniversary show to show some love and tell our guys about my daughter's looming arrival.
Well, she's here now.
She's healthy, loved, blue-eyed with a red tint in her hair.
A beauty.
I just wanted to update you all.
As always, love the show and the information presented.
Hail, victory.
And that's from Caucasian C. Congratulations, Caucasian C.
And if fatherhood doesn't work out for you, you have a great rapper name that you could just go straight to stage with if you so care to, sir.
Caucasian C and wife.
Godspeed.
God bless.
Here's number two.
I've noticed on the show that you guys mentioned people expecting children and celebrate new white life.
You would be correct, sir.
Good observation.
My wife and I are expecting a daughter in December.
Christmas Day, actually, is what the doctors say.
I can't help but show off the ultrasound picture from last week, and he did attach that beauty.
I look like a beauty in utero already to me, sir.
Although I had to scrub the name off the top, of course, practice your due infosec.
I am so proud of that little black and white photo.
This is our first child, and I am so nervous yet excited.
Any advice would be appreciated.
Have a great weekend.
And that's for George from Alabama.
Hail you, George.
Hail, wifey.
We totally remember that feeling when that first little dot shows up when you go and find out.
You think, holy moly, what am I in for?
So, yeah.
What advice?
I'll tell you what the advice is.
Buy the book that's going to be coming out sometime in the next God knows how many months that I have not yet begun to write.
But I think I'm going to do most of the work on it and ropes the smashers in for a twins chapter and somebody in on an adoption chapter and somebody else in on teenagers because I got no experience with teenagers other than my own painfully self-aware experience.
And that's, I'm just teasing that to put my nose to the grindstone and finally actually bang out that project.
It's going to be great.
Next up, Anthony Coulter.
If you find folks, remember, My Mirror Tells a Story.
We had the author and illustrator on.
He was the illustrator.
I think somebody else.
Yeah.
That's right.
Analogpublishing.com.
Buy Myrrh tells a story.
But more importantly, than his stupid book, he and his wife welcomed their second and their first baby boy.
Yep.
Awesome.
Amen.
Way to go.
You could tell he was really, what father is not happy, proud, excited when he's got his first boy, right?
You know, it's important to us.
The name, no doubt.
Yep.
It's a thing.
No, no guff to those guys out there who don't have sons yet.
Just keep trying.
Keep at it.
And perhaps canine.
I hear canine style is better for boys.
Probably an old wives tale, but I did hear that.
I got three.
You can borrow one.
Yeah, please.
Yeah.
I love to do that cringe, like normie humor.
Like, oh, sure, you want to take them for a week?
You know, when you're at the playground and somebody compliments your kid, you got to go for it.
Three downs, seven to go.
Goy George let us know that he's expecting a daughter in September.
Goy George.
I know.
I don't think I've heard that one before.
Goy George.
Congratulations.
Talk about the best Christmas gift ever.
And of course, with all these, we are congratulating the mother, the wife, the girlfriend, the fiancé as well.
That's usually the hubbies who write in.
So if we don't say congratulations to the moms to be, you know, we mean it.
It's implied.
Goy George.
Godspeed.
Congratulations.
Looking forward to meeting her one day.
Who knows?
I don't know who Goy George is, but seems like a cool guy.
This is a big one here, number five.
You know, for all those guys out there who are thinking that maybe it's never going to happen for them, they won't find the right lady or their boys don't work.
Even homosexual retards are still procreating out there.
That's right.
If you remember from last week, the homosexual retard brother, Blob is expecting another one in his lovely family.
It's true.
Amazing work, Blob.
Seriously, he has a beautiful wife, beautiful children.
Like when he posts his kid photos, I'm like, man, he's really, he and his wife are really doing it right.
Wonderful family in all seriousness.
He is sharp as attack, totally committed.
We love Blob.
And congratulations, brother.
Thanks for taking the ribbing with your usual and expected good nature.
Godspeed with number four.
Immortan Joe coming in at number six.
Well, no, there's a lot of Immortan Joes out there.
So good option, Immortan Joe.
He, of course, is the very disturbing character from Mad Max Fury Road, you know, that guy with the mask on and he's raging.
He's got like a hundred children, I think, in that desert colony.
Not 100% sure, but anyway, Immortan Joe and Josephine, we'll call your wife.
Congratulations.
Moving on, Arcadian.
Our pal Arcadian has his first boy inbound.
I think he's got at least one daughter already.
And this guy has got a look.
When he stares in your eyes with those black eyes, they're not Jewish eyes.
They're very, they're like from the city and steppe.
He looks you in the eyes and you feel he feel like he might just shoot you in the hip just to say hello.
I'm kidding.
He's a really nice guy.
He is very serious.
And we're extremely excited for our pal Arcadian to welcome a boy into the family.
Next up, Marty, our pal Marty wrote in.
Not Marty Phillips, the author, but a different Marty.
And by the way, I hope the audience is grateful that I didn't do any Doc Brown impressions when we were talking to Marty, our very serious and academic friend the other day.
But Marty wrote in and said, We are both so grateful that we're bringing new life into this world.
Baby boy due in the spring.
And I think this is their first.
We're hoping for continued health for mom and our precious son.
Now, audience, I found it hard to believe that Marty had actually conned a woman into engaging in productive sexual activity with him.
But, you know, miracles happen for people left and right.
I'm kidding.
Marty is a total alpha Chad.
And it's about damn time, Marty, that you got in the greatest game of all time.
So we're extremely happy for you and your wife.
And next up, this is a big one, folks.
Put it out on Telegram today.
But the official first couple of full house, Jack and Jill McCracken, did, in fact, get Kraken.
And Jack shared the sonogram of their first in utero baby boy inbound and woo effing who.
I don't know what else to say, but you know, this is a big one.
Just, you know, full context.
Yes, we did help make that Full House love connection.
And they did all the work themselves.
All we did was connect them on the baby.
That's my baby.
That's right.
Who made that?
Yeah, I made that.
Yeah.
Look at me.
I'm the father.
Coach.
Coach, I'm going to talk more.
Don't do this.
Yeah, go ahead, Sam.
Coach, I'm going to talk more about that because I had a very wonderful conversation with them at the gig.
Yeah.
Did you buy them both beers?
You know, there was like a big crate of beers.
Like you could just go take one.
So you didn't have to buy one.
Oh, I love crates of beers.
Not to get too far afield.
Yeah, seriously.
You know, when you got nothing to do the next day and you got either a designated driver or you got a director to celebrate.
Oh, yeah, baby.
This whole thing was so incredible.
Like I told you, I could do a couple shows on just talking about this show.
That's right.
And just as a reminder for the audience, I think both of them were a little bit black pilled on the dating scene or their prospects.
You know, they're both like 50 years old, which makes the conception even more miraculous.
Oh, my God.
No, but yeah.
Just it happened very quickly.
They made the love connection.
They got engaged.
They got married.
And now they got a kid on the way.
So that's the way you do it, folks.
You don't have to rush like that, but Godspeed.
Wonderful people over the moon.
Hail Jackson and Jill McCracken.
Now that's yeah, now that's nine, but I got I got two more here in the white pill category.
It's not a new white life on the way yet, so far as we know.
But our pal JF, that's not Jean-Francois Gueta P, popped the question to his girlfriend on a long road trip out west within the past couple months.
And to our great surprise, she did, in fact, say yes.
So, yeah, very, very great guy.
When I met her, I said, thank you for letting us come over and steal your boyfriend for a little time, no homo or whatever.
And she's like, please.
I was like, yeah, we'll keep him out of trouble.
She's like, good.
Yeah, he needs that.
Anyway, too much context.
JF didn't know that was coming, but congratulations, buddy.
And yes, I will expect the invitation in the mail.
And one more, just to really gild the lily here.
Our pal Tom is, you know, he was in the dating scene for a while.
I don't remember exactly all the details he gave me, but, you know, just starting to get a little bit gloomy about his prospects in a big city with women that really just did not meet his expectations in terms of, you know, being good people.
Well, guess what?
Tom found a lovely lady at church.
That's right.
Don't let anybody tell you that the church meme ain't working.
And so far as we know, as of last night, things are still going very well for them.
Knock on wood.
Way to go, Tom.
Godspeed.
And yes, put a ring on her finger if you feel good about it.
Tom's got a pretty good head on his shoulders.
I'm guessing he'll make a wise decision there.
And that's, I got to take a break there.
I'm out of breath.
That's awesome.
Impressive.
All right.
Sam, Smasher, you slacking again?
Lacking and slacking?
Right here.
No, I know just yet.
I have an imminent birth announcement, but it's not ready.
Still imminent, yeah.
Still cooking.
Yep.
Whitey did say that he was okay with my announcement from last week.
Yeah.
Boy, that's a big one right there.
That was huge.
Yep.
And with that, I just got, I got to go on to a couple real quick notes.
The audience is like, really?
Come on.
Like, I'm overdosing with saccharin here.
But quick note, your show changed my life and my worldview.
Thank you.
And that was from RTRD, which, of course, I think it was Mr. Producer.
Like, literally, you're buying what this guy wrote in.
So I wrote back.
I was like, hey, thanks.
You know, if you're retarded, that makes it all the more special.
Ha ha, special.
And he's like, he's like, no, it's legit.
I'm not trolling you.
So thank you, Retard.
Yeah.
One more nice one here.
This one's slightly longer.
Coach and fam.
Interesting.
We hadn't gotten that one yet.
Longtime lurker, first-time writer.
I absolutely love this show.
It's basically the only white pill dispensary in the movement that I've been able to find, although recommendations are welcome.
You, Sam and Smasher, are flying the flag higher than a lot of us can.
And I so appreciate everything you guys are doing.
Keep keeping the faith.
We're going to win.
I just wanted to chime in on the Love Connections segment.
I know I can't be the only man in the movement to end up here out of the pickup artist Manisfair scene from back in the day.
And the one thing I really think is important to stress to the listeners is that it's not nearly as important to find a woman that's based as it is to find a woman who's feminine.
Women naturally follow whatever the loudest voice in their life is saying.
So as long as the man in their life is strong and authoritative, not as a domineering a-hole, but as someone firm and unwavering in his beliefs and his purpose, she'll follow you to the ends of the earth.
Any regular girl who isn't a hoe is a good girl.
You've heard the saying, every girl is two drinks away from being bi.
And in the same fashion, every girl is two drinks away from being a Nazi.
All it takes is a man who lives with integrity and passion for what we know to be the truth.
Be blessed and may God shine his face upon you respectfully.
Pistachio Disguise.
I'll give you a nine out of 10 on that letter there, Pistachio Disguise, with the only deduction being for your lame-ass sock name.
But all the same, do better than that.
Yeah.
No, he's right.
I mean, if you screw them right, you could lead them to whatever it is you want them to lead.
Yep.
And I also, it does warm my heart when these guys send these heartfelt religious blessings in their notes, even knowing that I'm still of the heathen class or the skeptical class.
Because, yeah, thank you.
That's all I wanted to say is thank you guys.
It means a lot, even if you're just directing it to Sam and all that.
And too many, too many.
I should have saved some for next week.
But you remember that we had on the outstanding Australian show three or four shows ago, and the guest noted that Tom Sewell's lawyer fee, whatever they call it, Bannister, whatever a bannister is over there.
Yep.
His fees had been met.
But Jacobs were not.
I'm looking for the note here.
I kind of screwed up.
Here we go.
Got it.
Wanted to give a shout out for some anonymous donations.
The timing seems to imply that they were a result of coming on your show.
Anonymous, but who knows, giving us the benefit of the doubt.
So on behalf of the European Australian Movement and the National Socialist Network, we wanted to say a big thank you to all of our anonymous donors.
Whether it was us, whether it was us doing that show or somebody else, it don't matter.
Thank you.
Godspeed, Jacob.
So far as I know, Jacob is still out on the street, knock on wood, just awaiting and hearing or whatever.
And Tom is still in the clink.
Go back to that show and those show notes for details about how to write, how to donate, and help out our brothers from down under.
With that, I'm going to have a drink of this Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer grapefruit here and kick it over to Sam for more tales from the Skid Head scene.
Yeah.
Coach, this was just such a special event, you know, and like I said before, somebody might think that they know what it's all about, but you don't know what it's all about, you know, because it's all about the camaraderie and the good laughs and the good clean fun that we had.
And yeah, the music and hanging out and seeing old friends and making new friends.
And like I'm telling you, you go to something, if you're somebody and you're completely by yourself and you go to the show, you're going to meet somebody in the first few minutes and you're going to be best friends within that first hour.
And a couple hours later, you're going to be thinking, yeah, this is my best friend that I've known for three hours, you know, and but it's you just will fit right in.
And it was such a special event, but I wanted to center in specifically on this one idea.
If you've ever known somebody who has had their best day ever, have you ever known somebody like that, where you were there and the person had their best day ever?
Well, I'm going to tell this little story.
And now I want to say right away, I'm not making fun.
This will be probably funny in parts.
And I'm not making fun because this is all on the level.
But I'm going to tell this story in a sensitive way.
I'm not making fun, okay?
But maybe you'll see what I'm talking about.
So we were at the hotel at this place.
And unfortunately, I got to leave out a lot of details that would, you know, fix certain things about the story because I don't want to say where I was or exactly who I talked to and things like that.
But my wife and I were at the hotel and we're getting ready to go to the gig.
And so it started raining.
And so I said, okay, I'll go run and get the car.
You stay here under the awning of the hotel and wait for me to pull up.
So I go get the car.
And I pull around and I see she's talking to this guy.
And he's got on a shirt.
I'm not going to say what's on it because I don't want to say exactly, but it was kind of just a saying that we would agree with.
And she's talking to him.
And so I pull up and I'm listening because he's gotten the spot where I wanted to be to pick her up.
So she's talking to him and he's saying like, yeah, yeah, that's.
And I see this older woman going to the hotel.
He's telling my wife, yeah, that's, that's my mom.
She doesn't know I'm going to this Nazi skinhead gig.
And so, and I see he's got this shirt on.
And I said, hey, you know, back in the day, I had that same shirt.
And he's talking to us.
And he, you know, his, his, the way he came across, he's like, he's a big kid.
I don't know how old he was.
Was he 21 or was he 18 or whatever?
If he, if somebody said he was 18, I'd believe it.
And so we, you know, we were kind of chatting with him.
And it was just funny the way he came across because he was so innocent.
You know, he said, yeah, my mom's going to this antique show and she doesn't know I'm going to this skinhead concert.
And so I'm trying to, I'm trying to pull this off.
And so we're like, oh, cool.
I said, well, hey, if you don't tell, I won't tell.
And I said, what your mother doesn't know won't hurt her anyway.
So and I even said, why don't you bring her to the gig?
Because, you know, it's fun for anybody, even if you think you don't like what the thing is about, you will have a good time there.
So anyways, we kind of left it at that.
My wife got in the car and off we went.
And so then we're on the chat of we're on the chat of the, what the, for the gig, right?
And I'm just going to read you a little bit of it here.
So he's, he's on there talking to these guys.
And, you know, do we have a location yet?
And there's people talking on the chat and he's saying where he is and stuff like that.
And then he says, I'm running out of justifications for my normie mom as to why the venue hasn't been announced yet.
And she want she wants to know where it is in case of an emergency.
She came down to blank with me to buy Amish crafts and stuff.
I hope I'm not being pushy.
This will be my first time at a skinhead show.
So I don't know how this stuff usually goes.
Now, I don't know where it would be okay to post that in the internet world, but like in a chat room full of skinheads, it's like the worst place to post it.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it was, and I'm not making fun because it was so adorable how innocent the guy was, you know.
And so then the guy says, another guy in the chat, he says, send me a picture of your mom.
And then he says, why?
And he says, you know, just for kicks.
And then he comes back.
He says, well, she's not a looker, to be bluntly honored.
And then he says, I told her I'm going to a generic metal show so she wouldn't get worried about me at a Nazi gig.
And then another guy says, aren't you like old enough?
And he says, well, I am.
He says, well, who are you anyways?
And can I meet your mom?
And then he says, she's just overprotective.
And then he says, in fact, another guy says, in fact, ask her if she will go to dinner with me.
Wow.
And they go on, you know, kind of bancing back and forth.
And another guy says, like, how do you know your mom's not hot?
You shouldn't think she's hot.
Yeah.
This is a dark glimpse into the dangerous realm of skinhead trolling of first timers, you know?
Like Lewis Franco meme with the hangman, like first time, right?
Yeah.
Always somebody's first time.
So we get to the gig and just skipping up to the, you know, so we see the guy in the gig.
Oh, you made it here.
We're chatting with him.
Very nice guy.
Like I said, he come across just like a big kid.
And I don't know how old he was, but if he said he was 18, I'd believe it.
And he was just so innocent, he didn't even realize, you know, how he was coming across to these, you know, very worldwise, savvy skinheads.
And so we're, we're, you know, we're talking to him.
And so the gig is on.
And so he, he was wearing like the shirt I was telling you about.
And he was wearing a shirt over a shirt.
And I could see it was like a red long sleeve.
So after a little while, the black shirt comes off.
What does he have on a red shirt with the, you know, the battle flag or what they call it?
The party flag, right?
With the white disc with the pinwheel of peace on there.
You know, so I told him, I said, hey, your mother doesn't need to know about this.
And then I don't know if it was for sure, but I'll just say maybe I saw him sneak a couple sips of beer there.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah.
Way to go, Sam.
Loose lips.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe I was mistaken.
I could have been mistaken.
But I did see him possibly sneaking some sips of beer.
And so he's in the pit and he's slamming and then he comes and I talk to him.
He's like, yeah, that's my first time in the pit.
And then the cast of characters there, I'm telling you, you really got to go to one of these things.
There's this one chick I've seen at a number of gigs and she is, she is tough.
She is tough.
I don't not blurting out any names.
I don't say any names of anybody.
But if you go to these gigs, you'll know who I'm talking about.
And frankly, straight up, I'm afraid of her.
It's Rosie Perez.
Yeah, she's.
And so the thing is, like, as I said, there's people of all age ranges here.
And you never say what's the age of a woman, of course.
But I know somebody who's her friend.
So I have an idea, like approximately her age.
And anyway, she's not like really young or anything like that, which doesn't make you old because I'm older than anybody.
And I don't feel old either.
But anyways, later on, I see him and her kind of chit-chatting way out of the way over there.
And my wife and I, I mean, maybe it was our imagination running away, but like, you know, here he's talking to this older skin chick.
And could this be like some kind of winter spring, you know, kind of a thing?
And it was at that moment, it was like, wait a second, this guy's like checking all the boxes.
He's been to a skinhead gig.
He fooled his mom.
That's right.
He's sneaking skips.
He's sneaking sips of beer.
He's moshed in the pit.
And now he's flirting with a skinhead chick.
It's like this guy's punched his card on like every single thing in one night.
God, I wish that were me back in the day.
Not now.
Not now.
It was the cutest thing.
I'm not, I'm, I hope the story is not coming across in a bad way whatsoever because it was, it was, it was the cutest thing in the world.
Sun ironically, a beautiful story.
It was one of the exactly.
And the whole night realized until like 10 seconds ago that I was muted.
So all my comments are well, tell me.
That's what I'm telling the story.
I want to hear your reaction to anything I said so far.
Well, sadly, he was murdered in the parking lot after the show.
No, That was somebody else's succubus.
Yeah, Calem said, watch out for the succubus son.
No, I'm kidding.
Go ahead, Spencer.
Oh, I mean, that's just sweet.
Like, pull one over on your mom to get to a skinhead show.
Go throw down in the pit.
You're like, that was my first time in the pit.
Sneak some beer.
I mean, maybe the kid's just a young-faced 21-year-old.
Maybe he doesn't have a whole lot of life experience or whatever, but like dude, dude gets to pound a couple of beers with his newfound bros and then Max on a cougar.
Like, hell yeah, dude.
You live your best life, King.
Yeah, it's basically a music video, like made to go, right?
Just start from him like at home with his mom, putting on the t-shirt and then like covering it up and sweating and coming up with the stories.
And then he's getting trolled on his phone.
He's like, oh, maybe this is a bad idea.
He's all nervous.
He's sweating, going in there.
He gets in the pit.
He has some beer.
He's talking with an old lady, you know.
You can't write this stuff.
You cannot write this stuff.
And the whole night was like that.
Like I said, when you go to something like this, at least 50% of it is about the laughs, you know, like slapstick stuff.
Like, for instance, there was this guy who he could walk like perfectly straight and still.
So he had this can of beer on his head, balanced on his head.
And he walked like all the way the width of the room like a goose step.
And then he turned around and he walked back, you know, and it was perfect.
Like the, the, the, he did not lose the beer at any point.
And then he turned around again and he started going.
And then another guy just casually walks right by, grabs the beer off his head and starts drinking it.
You know, to me, that's funny, you know, and to me, that's like good, clean fun.
And like I, I even told the guy, I said, your mom could have come here with us.
There's nothing wrong going on.
There's nothing bad happening here.
This is all good, clean fun.
This is, you know, people having a good laugh.
And I mean, you shake hands with everybody a dozen times.
Everybody's hugging everybody.
It's, it, it, it just doesn't get any better than that.
And the antelope hill, there was a guy selling antelope hill books.
They had a big table there, which I was really glad to see because, you know, that's another thing.
In years gone by, the movement was like the books that would be for sale would be very grug, right?
They would be just, you know, straight ahead, very grug.
But the Antelope Hill stuff is very, you know, you got like the let them look west, you know, and you got Borzoi's book there and all that other stuff.
And people were buying books.
And I, and I was just thinking, this is, this is just what these guys need to see and be exposed to is this little more broad view, a little more, you know, it's, it's showing, you know, our movement is becoming more mature.
You know, even the makeup of the gigs, we have more women and more people who are married and more people, just like this show, people who are getting married and having children.
You know, our movement is not a sausage fest anymore like it used to be many years ago.
Right.
So all of that is very good.
So I talked with the guy who was selling Antelope Hill books quite a bit and he was very young and there were a ton of very young people here and the exuberance of it was inspiring.
You know, I was glad to be there.
And I can't tell you how humbled I was by so many people to come up and be like, you know, excited to talk to me because I'm on the show and stuff like that, which is amazing.
But I was so built up and edified and inspired by so many of the people there in my conversations.
Just amazing people.
And this young guy who was working the Antelope Hill.
Table when the music started on man, he was in the pit.
This very, very young guy, I don't know how.
He looked young to me.
He was in throwing down, you know, and people were just getting into it and and it was amazing.
And then uh, there was a guy.
Eventually I was I won't say even though a lot of the names are screen names, you know, but i'm still not going to say them but he's a guy.
You would know him.
He's a New York State guy and he's like, oh yeah yeah, Jack Mccrackens here.
I'm like really, where is he?
So, oh yeah, come on, i'll introduce you.
So I go over to meet Jack Mccracken because I I bought his book and read his book and enjoyed his book very much.
We had him on the show.
That's right.
Live in the dream lurid, real life tales from a prison guard yep, corrections officer.
So I got to meet him in person.
And Jack Mccracken is well, you can just imagine if you, if you, had a successful career as a prison guard, you are a tough dude.
He's on Central Casting, isn't he great guy?
Yeah, he presents as very tough and uh, and i'm sure he is.
But when you talk to him he is very erudite and if you read his book you will know this.
He's like a sensitive, thoughtful guy, you know, and I would call like a warrior poet, you know type of mentality he's.
He's tough for sure, and he presents, in a way, like I would think maybe some people wouldn't approach him just for that.
I just, I just want Jack Mccracken to slip me some moldy bread under my prison cell door one day.
But but he is well spoken erudite, like I said, i'm not going to repeat myself.
So uh, I had a wonderful conversation with him, great guy, great guy inspiring, wonderful guy.
And then I got to meet Jill and Jill is is even better than him, wonderful in entirely different kind of way.
She's she is extremely confident would be the first thing that comes across when you talk to her.
She's confident, she knows what she wants, very strong in in, in her ways, a very hopeful uh towards the future, and that's I.
I thought of those couple of moments there coach, when you said you know you're discouraged and things like that, and maybe, maybe listeners who get discouraged if, if you are discouraged it's only because you're not being around.
All of this, all of this life marriages, baby making going on, people who just love each other and and are having a good time together.
That's what it's all about.
And so I talked to her for quite a while and again she was very happy to talk to me and and meet me and everything, which was extraordinarily complimentary, and we had a great conversation and she talked about how they they corresponded and they courted and got together and how they waited until their wedding night to get together and they got together.
Oh yeah, all right, they got together on their wedding night.
Boom, one for best, one for one, that's right, one for one.
Jackie Boy really gambling there wow yeah hey, god bless them right.
Wow, all right, unbelievable.
It was some clever play on one pump Chump and I can't do it, so so that right, there was an incredible conversation with them and we were just, we just had such a good time together uh uh, talking and laughing and the music would start.
You can't really talk while the music is on, but yeah we we, we would listen to the music.
Man, they were getting into it and I mean Jill, fully accessorized with all the gear you know she had like that, like her, her strap of her purse or her bag around her and and then going down the strap is all these buttons of everything you know, NJP and bands and whatever.
All the, all the gear.
I mean they were so cool to hang out with we, we had such a good time.
Uh, I I can't even say anymore.
Yeah, it was, it was amazing, thank you, Sam.
Oh yeah, now.
Now i'm gonna, you're gonna find me hanging in the bathroom because I missed the show.
So way to go, Sam.
Now i'm sad and depressed.
Well, and you know these, these guys have, you know, through the years especially, let's say, in the last 20 years of my life, it might be maybe every three years or every five years, I go to a gig because I, you know, if I go to something like this, I want to know that it is safe and secure and and also, I would tend to only go thing to things in my immediate vicinity, which there are things once in a while.
But uh, once I got to know the ads guys, they run a good ship, they're serious guys, some of them are probably a little bit older and are very committed to what they're doing and they make a safe environment where everyone's there to have fun and there's not going to be any trouble.
I didn't see anybody there that was overly drunk or anything like that, you know.
Sure, there was beers being had, but nobody was acting stupid or anything like that.
It was a safe environment very, you know, like I said, there's men and women, there's couples, and afterwards there was an after party at a at a house not too far away.
That was also wonderful.
Talked to a ton of people there.
Uh, you know and, and they're committed to doing these, about two of them a year.
You know, they do one about this time of year and one maybe in the spring or so.
All right, so next time one comes up I, you know, try to set your calendar a little bit and plan, plan ahead and see if you can go to it man, because i'm telling you, these people love their full house and if two or three of us were there or or uh, you know, some of our other guys in the, in the group there, were chiming in saying maybe they would go, we would be the hit man, we would be the hit and uh, people love to to talk to us and it's, it's great, it's like talking to you guys on the show.
Everyone's got a story to tell and observations and and advice, and it's.
It's cool man, I had a great time.
Hats off.
Thank you so much, Sammy.
Baby, I actually have my MY ADS supporter t-shirt on tonight.
I don't want to turn on the video and screw up my internet here.
But yeah, what lovely.
Yeah, go ahead.
One more thing before we before you go to another topic I wanted to mention.
So I was in town that weekend and of course, Sunday was going to roll around.
And I love my Latin Mass.
So I got on the internet and I said, all right, where am I going this Sunday?
And we found a beautiful place in the town, just right there where we had the main city there.
And so we went to this place.
And again, coach, when you have that moment of being discouraged, or if anyone listening right now has that moment of being discouraged, this Latin Mass was first of all packed out to where there's hardly an open seat.
But the amount of pregnant white women and little babies present, you could not be discouraged if you were here because it was wonderful and it was a beautiful mass.
And afterwards, I was standing out there just waiting for my wife, basically, who ran into the restroom.
And I started talking to some people, very based.
And I even saw one guy, he was wearing a t-shirt.
I thought, hmm, I wonder that could possibly be our guy.
I don't know.
And then I was chatting with one of our guys that's in our private chat.
And when I told him where I was, he says, we have a guy there.
He's a Bunsman.
And he was there.
So now I'm in touch with him on Telegram.
And we've been chatting a little bit.
And he's going to tell me a little bit more about that parish and what's going on there.
So that was also a big encouragement to me, you know, and whether it's going to a skinhead gig or if I'm just coming out of the Latin Mass or if I was to go to a Christian identity conference or if I'm to be on full house like I am right now, woe to the enemy that would encounter me in that state of puffed up excitement, you know?
Hell yeah, brother.
Yeah.
And I just, yeah, listening to all this good news, I know that there are probably some lonely or isolated guys and gals out there listening to this who I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and they're probably rejoiceful at all this good news and good tidings, but maybe also a little bit sad too.
You know, the opposite of Schadenfreude is sadness, perhaps, at others' good fortune, because that is a human condition, right?
They always say misery loves company.
I get it.
I can totally see that response.
And my only advice or response is one that we've done before is just reach out, drop us a line.
Depending on your comfort level, we can recommend one, two, or three or four things for you to try to get networked carefully.
We don't care if you're fat or ugly or even dumb.
Just don't be, you know, don't be violent.
Don't be a lawbreaker.
Don't be somebody who's going to cause trouble or be overly weird.
We're all weird in our own ways.
I care if you're fat.
True.
Well, you know, the thing about being fat is you could lose weight.
That's right.
Yeah.
I care if you're fat, and I'm happy if you are working to not be fat.
Correct.
Yes.
Yeah.
The more alpha, the more, I don't know, what's the female version of alpha?
Whatever, alpha female you are, Stacey, the better.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put yourself through a little bit of training.
I went out and ran a 5K today, took the kids to the park for their phys ed component of homeschool.
Quick, quick update.
Homeschooling is going very well.
Just a quick example of it today.
Junior got his braces tightened and he woke up looking pale.
This was yesterday.
So today he's just like, you could tell he didn't want to eat anything because his teeth hurt.
He looked pale.
I said, buddy, like if it were a regular quote unquote school day, he would have stayed home sick.
Right.
So I said, just get yourself comfortable on the couch and read.
He's got a Kindle and he's reading more fantasy fiction stuff than I would like.
I'm trying to break him into the real stuff.
I don't know, youth classics and some readable history.
But regardless, like that was nice.
Turner Diaries, Mr. Producer says, yes, that all in good time.
But actually, I don't have that book anymore.
I gave it to somebody and he's absconded with it.
Happens all the time with books in this cause.
My one hobby horse, don't borrow a book and not give it back, regardless.
So Junior was able to just read and basically covales with his sore teeth.
And then we were out of children's ibuprofen.
That's right.
Yeah, we had Tylenol, but the ibuprofen was what he needed for his jaw.
So I said, all right, we are going to Dollar General to get children's ibuprofen.
And there happens to be a park right there.
So after dear daughter had done her little math problem, she loves Khan Academy, went to the park, got some phys ed, came home, had lunch, spelling, my random like grilling and stuff.
Beautiful fall day, sunny, the leaves fallen.
Again, had one of those minor epiphanies where I said, you know what?
This, this is better than rousing them out of bed at 6.30 and frog marching them off to, truth be told, a nice, wholesome, very kind local public school.
But for now, we're enjoying it.
And I'm confident that they're learning more under knucklehead old me with a sort of scatter shot approach to schooling, but that flexibility to deal with your kids when circumstances arise and add value everywhere and feel the feel the need too.
If it were a sick day from regular school, right?
You'd just be like, ah, hang out, watch TV.
It's a sick day.
But because it was a homeschool day, I was like, all right, well, read while you covales.
It sort of changes your mindset.
Yeah.
Yep.
And then a quick Coach's Comfy Corner before we go to Smasher and Calem.
Calem, thank you very much for bearing with us here, brother.
I want to go back to you, but hadn't done a CCC in a while.
Anyway, just driving in the car, long car ride with the kids.
I think it was coming back from the frontier fort.
And out of the blue, my daughter says to me, Dad, you know, it's like, hey, Coach.
Hey, Dad.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, what's up?
And she says, I don't want you to die.
Sort of a precursor of their qualification.
But if you were to die, I think 80 years old would be a good age for that.
So I said, okay, thank you, honey.
She's thinking about my demise and what age would be appropriate.
I thought 80 was maybe a little premature.
Go ahead.
Well, that's five years more than Zeke Emmanuel thinks you should have.
Oh, it could be.
Yeah, he said, he said, I want to die when I'm 75, and I think everybody should.
That's right.
I think I sort of challenged her.
I was like, how about 90, honey, in my selfish, give me more life thing?
But one of the commenters in the full house comment zone said, no, 80, you know, you lived a long life and you're leaving this mortal coil before you become a burden on people too much.
He said daughter's evaluation was apt.
Even that, it's like, oh, I don't want to be a burden to my children.
How about were your children a burden to you?
You know, you had to take care of them.
You had to take care of them when they were babies.
Like it's so wrong for them to take care of you to some extent when you're older.
Yeah, no, for sure.
That's yeah, that's one of those things.
Yeah, I don't want my kids to ever have to care about me or care for me, nursing home and all that stuff.
But whatever.
I'll take 80, dear daughter.
Thank you for that.
Maybe I'll have another conversation with her about death.
And don't worry, dad's not going anywhere anytime soon.
Soon.
And Smasher, I wanted to go back to you because we haven't heard too much from you.
I don't want you to get pigeonholed into being the sharp response edge poster.
But anything you got in the hopper?
Any challenging projects?
Remember, Smash this old house or old segment from the old days?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I just try to think of like tips and stuff to give to people.
And I ran out of things to talk about.
I could talk about more stuff now because it's been a while.
But well, anything with anything.
Yeah.
Well, here, with any project you're doing at home, the most important step is planning it and preparing.
So like figure out what you want, go and find the real-life items of what you want so you can get all the dimensions and everything and know all that stuff and come up with like a real solid plan.
I don't mean like drawing up blueprints and stuff, but you know, just doing some type of layout, some rough print, or even if you just do it in your head, having a plan is like more important for completing any type of DIY stuff than anything else, unless you're just really good at it and you can just do stuff on the fly.
And then with that plan, anything that you do requires preparation, you know, whether it's going to be like framing a wall or even hanging drywall, laying tile, whatever it is, preparation is like your most important thing.
So you want to make sure, like, if you're putting down flooring, that it's level or clean, whatever the case may be.
And all of that stuff takes up a lot of time.
Like any project that I do, I spend more time preparing to do the thing that you're going to see that looks good than I spend actually doing the thing.
Right.
You know, if I'm laying tile, I'm going to spend, you know, I guess it depends on where it's at.
If it's just like a regular floor where you're not worried about water, like a kitchen or something, you know, you can just go through and spend a day or two leveling it and making sure that it's good.
And, but like a shower, I just did a bathroom and the shower, it took me a whole week to get it completely up to snuff where I was happy with it.
I mean, the whole bathroom was just a show, you know, it was worse than any death camp reel or imagined.
And so it took a lot, a lot of work to get that into good enough shape to where when it came time to put the tile down, it was easy.
It took no time at all to lay down a significant amount of tile, small, small format tiles, eight by no, six by six hexagons and three by five subway tile on the wall.
And it took absolutely no time because I just put in a lot, a lot of legwork to make it easy when the time came to actually put the tile in.
And it looks great.
So awesome.
Are you still trying to?
Yep, do the do the prep work.
Be prepared.
Still going gangbusters or uh, if people in the cause have projects, you still willing to do that or not?
Anytime soon, I am willing to do them, but it is significantly harder for me to travel at this point.
Um, for kids yeah, and I also have a lot of work.
There's absolutely no shortage of work and I have repeat customers as well.
I'm sure this bathroom i'm doing now is the second bathroom i've done for the these people um nice yeah, so it's pretty cool.
But if anybody ever needs any help please like, reach out to the shell or to me.
If you have a contact for me, like that's what inspired smash this house was somebody asking about tile tips, and so if you're ever doing anything and you need help, or you just have even one single question like, please ask and I will be happy to help you.
I don't know everything, but you know i'm pretty good at what I do and you got to start.
Uh, you probably know at least a few guys who you could possibly outsource to or be like, oh, I know somebody who can help you with with this, that or the other thing.
Um, so well if, even if you don't get cracking, we have a whole.
There's a.
I run a craftsman chat.
That uh, it's for vetted people only, mind you.
Uh, but I do run a craftsman chat and we do a lot of helping each other in there.
I mean, my ac broke this summer and dudes from that chat, uh video, called with me and we sat there and troubleshooted it because, you know I I, I know generally about it, but I don't mess with hvac at all, you know.
So it's like okay, so what exactly is this part and what should it be?
So it's like I could, I could, learn it, but just, having no experience, i'm like uh okay, I have the tools and the hands and you're the brain and you just tell me what it needs to be and I can make it happen.
And nice, ac worked all summer after that.
Right amen, real quick, buddy.
Uh, the other day our septic overflowed, which sounds terrible, it sounds irresponsible, but we had had it pumped out within the past year and it had happened one once before and basically it's like uh, the toilets are making sort of a funny sound.
It's not like we had sewage in our house, uh.
And then I went outside and I said ah, son of a bee, like the ground is a little bit soggy outside near the the two caps.
It's a two tank system, so my first thought was, good god, please tell me, it's not, you know backing up into the crawl space under the house.
So I got down there and checked out our work went down there brother, dry as the saha um.
So all that hard work that you yeah, that the both of us did.
We were like Irishmen in the coal mines down there fixing that swamp.
God, probably two years ago.
That was perfect.
So that was a huge relief.
So then that was, yeah, that was the worst waterproofing job i've ever done.
That was I.
I couldn't believe how bad that crawl, your crawl space was.
Dude, it was insane.
Yeah, it had it's also dads and snakes and frogs in there.
Yeah yeah, that's also the the.
The moment that I became a Milwaukee uh user because my bosh, my Bosch impact, broke when we were down there and uh, and so at the time I had some hand-me-down Dewalt saws and my.
The only brand new tools that I had that were mine, that I bought were, was a Bosch impact and a Bosch drill and uh, I don't own either of those now because the Bosh impact broke.
It was just totally.
The anvil was just totally wrecked.
It had no ass and the drill always kind of sucked, but it came with the impact.
The impact was what I was really getting and uh, so those are both gone now and obviously i'm Milwaukee GANG yeah, we are too now.
But uh yeah, so I took off.
I took off the cap because, all right, it wasn't backing up into the house or under the house.
I took off the cap and, lo and behold yes, it was.
It was up to the brim.
The second tank, the cleaner water after the first tank.
And when this happened before, I was like, oh god, like you know, I I was somehow derelict, I didn't, you know, get it pumped in time.
But it's, there's two floats in there and when the floats rise above a certain level, it kicks on the pump.
And when I had it inspected last time, they were like, no, it seems to be working.
Maybe the floats got tangled.
So I went and got a giant rake day of the rake and went down there and just manually lifted one of the floats in this, frankly, candidly, you know, nasty ass stinky water, lifted it up, the pump kicked on.
But I didn't want to lose the moment of the pump working.
So I stood there over the open septic for like half an hour.
Just holding the rake to make sure it, you know, it pumped all the way out.
And it did.
And that solved the problem because then the second, the first tank, you know, flows into the second.
And then, so I don't know.
I think the floats work, but they're not kicking on for some reason.
So that's something that, I don't know, if I have to get out there in January and hold the float open over the stinky septic tank for half an hour.
Floating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long have you had that septic?
It's it's original to the house.
So it's 2009.
Yeah.
I'm thinking about your outbuilding.
That's what I'm thinking about.
Oh, no.
I did demolish the outhouse.
Yeah.
No, the other one is brand new.
Mr. Producer said he has a bathroom question.
How do I wipe my bottom?
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, MP.
I want to see where you're going.
Go ahead, ask that expert.
I didn't have it here now.
I just, in general, I do have a question for him.
Oh, I want to ask it on the show.
I don't care if you wipe back to front or front to back.
Both are acceptable as long as you achieve a clean result.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
That was my question.
Thank you.
So old Mr. Producer was the worst person in the world.
And then Jack was the greatest producer that God had ever given us.
And current Mr. Producer is somewhere.
We're going to go somewhere in between, buddy.
We're going to, we're, you know, depending on your performance.
I love Israel.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
The world is flat.
But I love Israel.
There you go.
Well, we love you too.
We'll play it by ear.
Poor Caleb.
Good God.
He's probably like, these bastards are droning on forever and ever.
Are you still with us, brother?
And hey, let's do it.
It's the end of the show.
You and your wife did face sadness.
I don't know if we would call it tragedy, but you spoke so powerfully, movingly, humanly in the first show about your guys's consideration of adoption and the challenges with conception.
But go ahead.
There's plenty of people out there in the same boat as you.
Caleb, you still with us, brother?
There we go.
The old mute button.
Yeah, my mic's acting funny.
So no worries.
We went through the fertility struggles and ended up with, don't remember how many embryos.
It was quite a few.
And we kind of burned through them with fertility cycles.
And we had, I guess the last one that worked was three years ago.
And we had a few left.
And of course, everybody thought we were crazy.
Here I am in my early 50s.
And it's like, you know what?
I'm not going to destroy these embryos.
And my wife was just like, absolutely.
Let's, let's go back and and try it again and um, we tried doing another transfer, I guess earlier this year, I think it was.
Yeah, it was after, after I was on the show, and uh, the embryos didn't survive the thawing process.
Of course, you know, when you have a whole collection of embryos, you know they, they try to um put in the, the first ones, the best right, so they they kind of grade them.
They have this grading system.
They look at the number of cells and how well they're dividing and all that stuff, and so you know the last ones that you have are the least in quality.
So it wasn't that big of a surprise but um, it was kind of a closing of the chapter sure, how did how did Wifey take it with steely resolve, or was it rough?
It was rough, it was definitely rough um, but you know what we're, we're blessed and our kids are just amazing and that that gives us uh, strength and hope.
And hearing stories you know Sam telling story about the, the young guy and, and last week, the people um, I don't remember who said it, but they said their, their two daughters were uh, white nationalists.
You know it.
Just, it warms my heart to hear stories like that and uh hope for our kids, but I did want to say um yeah please sir, on on the guy or the the question before the break about uh, twins.
You know we went through the, the premature twin ordeal, and the thing, or one of the things that helped us was hiring a doula.
And you know this is probably not for everybody.
It wasn't uh, wasn't cheap, but it was money well spent because we, we brought the, the kids home.
They were having to be fed every three hours and you know, having a doula come in and for us we just did it one night a week, but it just meant that we didn't have to uh get up every three hours.
You know, feed babies, because with twins it's, it's, it's like double, you know, so sure, it's like you feed one unless you're feeding both of them at the same time.
You got to burp them and and you know it ends up being your your, your feeding cycle and then you're, you're just not getting any sleep.
So bringing a doula in and the doula introd, introduced us to the idea of sleep training and uh, that was just absolutely uh revolutionary, right?
You know, the grandmas didn't didn't have any idea about this, but it was something that we did and you know, even today, our kids, they sleep all night long, not a peep.
They go, they go to sleep at the same time, they wake up at the same time.
It's just, it's just great.
Yep, so highly recommend it.
Godspeed, god bless.
And are you, are you gonna uh come out and about once in a while here Kalem, do you?
Do you have any uh dissident thinker friends?
You're gonna get networked in.
So far as I know, you are a lone wolf, with no terroristic intentions, of course.
Figured yeah, you say lone wolf, oh god, oh god, lone wolf yeah, but you know what I mean.
Yeah, I was thinking about uh reaching out to the Manor Bund folks.
Okay good, good luck.
Yeah, do it.
But yeah, you know, it's one of those things you know, job family yep, you know Thomas Sewell.
He said I think his microphone was glitching there a little bit.
Yeah yeah, there you go.
I don't know how much you missed, but uh, you're good.
I was saying When Thomas Sewell was on, he talked about the guy or the guys who are out there thinking about the thousand-year plan.
That's me.
That's what I do.
You know, I just think in focus long term.
And so that's what I've been working on.
Amen, brother.
All right.
Well, we got to have a cold one and meet your beautiful children sometime soon.
And thank you very much for coming back on.
You're welcome anytime.
Last call, gents, before we land this puppy.
No NTC this week, Mr. Nathaniel Scott.
He's got this big, bushy, Amish beard.
He said he had to do groom his Amish beard before he really could sit down to the microphone.
Yeah, I know.
No, I think he's going to be back next week.
You know, bad electricity out there in Lancaster.
Anyway, all right then.
Hearing none, Mr. Producer, thank you.
Calem, we thank you properly.
Honored to have you back on.
Sammy Baby, really nice job with the music video story, as I'll think of it from the show.
Yeah, thank you.
It was a great time tonight.
Amen.
Smasher, you got to get up at the crack of dawn.
Yeah, I got to get up pretty early.
And I got to go to the bank on my way to the job site.
Drop off a fat check.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
Good deal.
Well, everybody, it is 1.01 a.m. here in the beautiful October Appalachian countryside, we'll say.
And Full House episode 106 was recorded on a perfect hunter's moon.
Follow us on Telegram at pro white fam on gab at gab.com slash fullhouse.
And don't forget that we do have a give send go up now at givesendgo.com slash fullhouse.
So to all of you parents out there and parents to be with young ones, medium-aged ones, even teenaged ones or ones who have already flown the coop, enjoy this October for all it's worth, even if you have to go back to fond memories of your little kiddos and their perfectly immaculate, cute little outfits going innocently from door to door, saying trick or treat, which is, of course,
harkening back to an old Celtic tradition of Sam Hain.
I don't know how to pronounce it properly.
But basically, it's Sawween.
Sawween.
Yep.
Yep.
We watched a documentary on Halloween as part of Homeschool because I wanted them.
I didn't know the whole fullback story, and I wanted them to.
The harvest and the time when the living and the dead were possibly closest and brought into unity with Christianity through All Saints Day.
It's originally back in May, and then they moved it to co-opt or bring Sam Hain into the system.
Anyway, I didn't script that part regardless.
Have a happy Halloween, fam.
We love you.
And to take us out this week, Mr. Producer, please, in keeping with these are mainstream, not necessarily Halloween songs.
I don't know if they're mainstream, but there's an outstanding Norwegian electronic duo called Roixop.
And one of their best is called What Else Is There? Haunting Lyrics.
It's a woman and a man.
And I near guarantee that you'll love this one.
So enjoy.
We love you, fam.
Thank you, everybody.
We'll talk to you next week.
Put them up.
Put my camera on now.
White Power.
And go ahead, Smasher.
Give us a good one.
haven't had one in a while.
Shit!
Too many lights out, no one near here.
It was me on that road, and you couldn't see me.
And then flashlights and explosions.
No, so getting nearer.
We'll cover the distance, but not together.
I am the stone, and I am the wonder.
And the flashlights nightmare, sudden explosion.
I adore no one more to ask for.
I was given just one week.
It's about you and the sun, a morning run.
The story of my makeup, what I have and what I ache for.
I've got a golden ear, a cut and ice spear.
No, what else is there?
Roads are getting nearer.
We'll cover distance but not together.
If I am the stone, if I am the wonder, when I have flashlights, nightmare, sudden explosion.