We all know things are bad, but how much worse will they get and over what time frame and with what kind of resolution?
If you're on the left, you're in the fever swamps convinced that unvaxed rubes, unreformed Trump terrorists, and evil white supremacists are lurking behind every corner, just waiting to snuff you out on your return from adopting a gay transgender African infant to raise as a social justice crusader.
If you're by some chance not yet a raging communist or a righteous Nazi, you may have snacked on leaded paint chips as a child, or you remain more concerned about your immediate and short-lived material well-being than anything truly worth fighting for.
And if you're on our side, it's really only a question of whether this evil system is near its breaking point or whether we're in for a long, painful, drawn-out descent into total anti-white tyranny and eventually collapse.
And how the hell we turn this thing around or get prepared to pick up the pieces is the ultimate question.
Our special guest this week has crafted a beguiling novel that addresses all of the above and provides a possible example of how we pull out of this tailspin.
It is a rare piece of full spectrum empathy if I were to write a blurb about it.
So let's embark on a rare full house literary journey.
newest Mr. Producer.
Let's go.
Welcome everyone to episode 104 of Full House, the world's most critical show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole bio fam.
I am, as always, your prepared host, Coach Finstock, back with two hours of honest optimism.
Before I meet the birth panel, though, big thanks this week to Mick, Tom, and Frog of War for their kind support of the show.
Much obliged, fellas.
Also, by a cruel twist of fate, we are recording at the same time that Stryker and Vorzoi and the People's Square is recording a fundraiser for not one, but two families struggling with serious medical issues with their children.
So please do check out the donation link, which we will put at the top of the show notes this week, and give generously to those two families if you give generously at all.
And with that, let us get on to the birth panel.
First up, he hasn't had to cram and finish his reading assignments for an exam like this since 1976, by my calculations.
Sam, let's be honest.
I always nailed it the year, Sam.
I know exactly when you're in.
How's it going, brother?
Good, good, really good.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to this guest, and I've been reading the book, so I have some observations to offer.
Hey, coach, I don't know if it's okay to mention there's a milestone in your life here just came up.
Is it okay to give you a congratulations or mention?
Of course, Sammy Baby.
Thank you for mentioning it.
Yes, it is indeed our 15th wedding anniversary today, October 6th.
Doesn't feel like a year over 14, as I joked earlier to my wife.
Well, congratulations.
I don't know if that feels like anything in particular or has it just been a blur or what.
But I know I've had a close friend of mine, he recently just turned the big five zero and took it kind of hard, you know.
And so it affects different people different ways.
And a mutual friend of ours is hitting the big 4-0 coming up.
Not too long from now.
You'll know who it is if I mention it.
Sure thing.
But, you know, it hits all differently.
But as I was telling somebody recently, you know, I'm older than any of those people, and I don't feel old.
So if I don't feel old, I don't want to hear any belly aching about how old they are.
And it's how it's how you feel.
And just like with the anniversary, I mean, if it's all how you're looking at it and whether it feels like something special or not very special, it's all up to you.
Amen, Sam.
Yeah, that's why you're so great.
Yeah, I totally to your point.
I mean, the 15-year mark or even crossing 40 earlier this year, I'm kind of blasé about the numerical significance, you know, no midlife crisis in the works or anything like that.
You know, you just take it as a time to reflect a little bit and look back and get a not misty, but yeah, just thoughtful about everything.
So wife and I went out for a nice dinner tonight, and she made me, she's gotten into woodworking and surface prep.
She made me this awesome woodland sort of captain's chair.
It's pressure treated for outdoor use and things like that.
So that's going to be my fireside throne.
So she did a beautiful job on that.
And she also said that she's willing to take orders.
If anybody wants a custom piece of, I had not planned to plug it here at the top of the show, but she did mention it that she's willing to make furniture for people, basic stuff, benches, chairs.
I'm sure her skills are going to increase.
And then I got her.
Are you guys turning Amish?
She is, perhaps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like the outdoor stuff, not so much working with my hands with wood.
But anyway, yeah.
Well, thank you, Sam, for picking up the book.
Yeah, I'm genuinely excited to talk about this.
This is not just like shilling another product from those scoundrels at Antelope Hill.
This one was really good.
I had to get it actually as an e-book because it was sold out on the site when I went to get it.
It was the talk of the town.
Everybody was saying this thing is great.
I'm not usually a fiction guy, but son of a gun, really enjoyed it.
So we will get to the author here very soon.
But next up, he bought the Cliff's Notes version of this book and didn't read it anyway.
He said something about exerting dominance over the author before the show.
Potato Smasher.
Very respectful, sir.
How are you?
Hey, glad to be here.
Excited to talk about the book with our exalted guest.
I did start reading it part way through it.
So people were reading it to me, actually.
I can't read.
There you go.
Great character.
Not only is it your 15th anniversary, but tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of the wrist or the chiseling, the great near death of Potato Smasher.
Glad you're still with us.
That doesn't seem like a year.
makes one of us you handled it like a champ of course and uh yeah we'll uh we'll get into the book too great to have you back and uh yeah grill this guy rake him over the coals i just have to i have so many questions about the book because i didn't read it because i can't read how does it end please give me all the spoilers yes that's going to be the first and last sentence of every chapter thank you Yeah,
we had on the children's book author My Mirror tells a story before, but we didn't have to worry about spoilers, so we'll have to be a little bit careful here.
But before we get to our very patient and very special guest, I do have, we have another new producer in the house, saving our bacon for, I don't know, the third or fourth time over the two plus years of this show.
Rolo, welcome on, brother.
Thank you.
It's great to be here.
I feel honored sharing a position once held by the great Larry Ridgeway.
That's right.
Larry was our first.
And yeah, I don't know.
See Salmon Smasher with us.
This is not like a constant drama house, but producing takes a lot of work, a lot of time, and I totally get it.
Guys need a break, et cetera.
So, Rolo, real quick, ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status so the people know who's at the control panel for us.
Anglo, Lutheran, and single.
All right.
So, in other words, there you go.
No children.
And Rolo's got a good set up there.
Yeah.
Who's crying in the background?
That's got to be Smasher.
Or Smasher's children.
Thanks.
I didn't mute because I was like, there's no way that's like that.
Not loud enough.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to answer.
All right.
All right, ladies.
In other words, our producer is solo, eligible, and looking to start a family, at least so far as we know.
So thanks, Rolo.
We'll get you more on Mike in the second half here, talking perhaps the absolute astounding contrast between Ian Cranston, probably behind bars for the rest of his life for shooting a black guy who was assaulting him and probably his girl too, versus the new trend of school shooters getting out on bond, walking free.
Wow.
All right.
I'll try to not get my blood pressure up here too much.
Don't forget about the new concept of mutual combatants.
That's the Chicago thing right there.
They didn't press charges.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
Game on, as they say.
All right.
Let's get to our very special guest.
He is, of course, the author of the genuinely excellent new novel in our sphere of things.
I'll say we'll get to that later too.
Let them look west.
Marty Phillips, welcome to Full House.
How are you, brother?
I'm good.
Thanks for having me.
You bet.
Now, let me get this straight, Marty.
You also play a video game and people watch you do this?
Is that true?
Occasionally, yes.
I was making a series, but it started to kind of wear on me, so I haven't done anything with it for a long time.
We're already 10 in.
Let's get Kraken here.
Your ethnicity, religion, and fatherhood status, please, Marty.
Yeah, I am Scotch-Irish-German.
I was raised Protestant, but I've most recently been attending Orthodox Church, and I am in a relationship.
No children yet, but that's the plan.
Good deal.
You think she's the one?
She is.
Say yes.
All right.
Godspeed.
Godspeed, brother.
Just glad we don't have to add another one to the Full House Love Connection queue.
Well, let's get into it here.
The origins of the book.
It's a ton of work.
Before the show, you said it took you something like two years in total process.
Like you were writing the whole thing over two years.
But it shows that you didn't just crank this thing out.
You gave it a lot of thought, a lot of detail.
So, what lit the fire under your ass to write this?
Well, it was a combination of a number of different things.
I first started writing it probably like late 2018.
And I know that's for a lot of people when it was becoming very obvious that national politics wasn't really going to provide any sort of solutions for anyone who was a political dissident of any kind.
And then the Trump disillusionment in particular.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know for a lot of people, it really set in after the government shutdown that failed in 2018.
I know a lot of people got really disillusioned after that.
And that was definitely part of it.
But another part of it, also, and part of why it leans very, I'd say, Protestant, Christian in a lot of its themes, is because I partially wrote the book for people like my father, who is a low church Protestant, blue-collar kind of guy.
And I really wanted to kind of capture some of some of the thinking and some of the political notions that these sorts of people toss around.
So I didn't want to get too, I mean, to put it in a term politically spurgy with kind of the dissident politics.
I wanted to keep it more accessible for someone like my dad.
And so it was a combination of the disillusionment at the time with national politics along with trying to maybe make a little bit of a bridge to people like my father.
Was this a toothache for the whole process, or was this a labor of love?
Because I need one of the things I have to do before I die is write a book, either about myself or about fatherhood.
But I'm just filled with dread doing it.
So a little insight into your creative process there.
Well, the initial creative process of just kind of getting it down on paper is a lot easier when you just kind of are not worrying about too many of the details and making sure everything's perfect and getting all the ideas and dialogue and stuff down in the first place.
It's the rewriting and the editing process when you kind of take a look at it and realize, okay, well, this is going to need some work before it's presentable.
And then you kind of have to force yourself to go through it over and over again and kind of make it more workable.
That's definitely more arduous.
Sure.
And you mentioned that it is indeed a very accessible book.
I actually bought it and sent it to my mom, right?
There's not too many books that I really like that I can share with my mom.
So you can't really classify it.
And I don't even know what you classify yourself as, but you wouldn't call it a white nationalist book.
I would say it's more Christian if you had to Christian with some Judeo-realism in it.
Does that reflect your view of the world?
Or did you intentionally keep it quote-unquote safe to avoid some of those pitfalls and triggering your readers?
I intentionally kept it somewhat safe, partially for the trying to bridge to people that I've grown up with and people who are decent and maybe have been led astray politically, but aren't really able to interact with certain ideas in a kind of a blunt way at this point.
Sure.
Yeah, because I don't think that race explicitly is mentioned at all in the book.
Certainly, you know, Judaism is, but there's no whiteness or blackness.
Am I right in recalling that?
There's one mention of it kind of indirectly when I think it's when Rob is talking to Justine early on.
He makes some kind of snide comment about how Wyoming is the whitest state.
And it's not really brought up explicitly because a lot of, and just an interesting anecdote.
I brought this up before on a previous podcast I did, but I think it is pretty telling as far as some of the themes and why I chose to write it in the way I did.
A lot of times when you go into these low church Protestant churches, you'll look around and you'll realize that everyone in the church is white or the vast majority, like 99%, especially when you get into kind of somewhat more rural areas.
But at the same time, if you were to walk up to any of these people and ask them directly about it or point it out, you would probably make them a little uncomfortable.
So there is that phenomenon where a lot of this culture that develops around Christianity, more rural frontier Christianity, especially, unconsciously is white merely by what it is, not out of any active attempt necessarily because it tends to attract, it tends to attract those people.
Well, all morally righteous and hardworking and demanding sort of self-selects for a certain group of people, for sure.
Go ahead, Sam.
Yeah, as much as that is true, also you mentioned about being Orthodox or at least attending some of those things.
I'm sure that you will notice that that congregation is also monolithic.
Is that true, Marty?
Would you say so?
Because I go to Trad Catholic Mass.
And in fact, up until very recently, both my youngest son and I were serving as altar boys.
And it's the same is true there.
There's just something about it that attracts our people and repels mostly other people.
And in a different way, entirely, what you're saying is also true.
You know, it's interesting because they're almost at polls, the sensibilities of, like you say, the low church Protestant versus somebody who's going to like a tridentine mass.
Yeah.
Marty, the book is written from the perspective of a Jewish New York journalist.
So bold move there, Cotton.
Talk about giving yourself a difficult assignment, putting yourself in his shoes for the duration of, I don't even know how many pages it was because I had to get the e-book, which actually wasn't too painful.
It brought me back into the e-book world.
But it's a challenge.
You didn't go over the top grotesque character with the guy, Rob Cohen.
How was that?
I assume you have known New York Jews in your life or journalist types, but how the hell did you put yourself in his shoes and keep it realistic?
Well, yeah, I've known some journalist types, and that certainly helped in the process of writing it.
Originally, just to kind of explain some of the reasoning, originally it was going to be a little more like Conrad's Heart of Darkness, where you have a character who's thrown into either absurd or ugly circumstances and is kind of overcome by the circumstances and the setting around them that they see as very ugly.
And so I kind of, in a way, wanted to play on that a little bit.
And I wanted to have a disagreeable character who's thrown into circumstances which he sees in that way as disarming or absurd, but actually are good circumstances or something that would be desirable.
And so I, instead of picking a character who is maybe who agreed with that sort of thing, I thought it would be interesting to pick a character.
and maybe have a little fun with them being disarmed and confused and alarmed by the things around them, which are actually good things.
Well, that's one of my really enjoyable moments was, you know, the Rob Cohn, main character, if we didn't say that, you know, he flies out and lands and everybody, as soon as he gets there, is just so nice to him.
And he's really kind of like taken aback and distrustful.
And it's like for me, it's really relatable because where I live, everybody is just super nice.
If somebody like offers you a ride or is like, no, really, we can stop and get coffee or do whatever.
It's not, you know, it's not an inconvenience.
They mean it.
And, you know, for this New York journalist, he's just like, you know, they're trying to gain an advantage over me.
They're not, they can't relax and they're not used to people just being nice for the sake of being nice.
Yeah, what's the hustle here, right?
Right.
Well, as I was reading this, and I'm only to the end of chapter three so far, but I couldn't help but think of the book, You Gentiles by Maurice Samuel.
I don't know if you guys are familiar with that one, but that's the one.
There's a very famous quote in there where he says, between you Gentiles and us Jews, there lies an unbridgeable gulf.
And I haven't read that book, but I listened to a talk one time where a guy was talking about it.
And the way that they look at us is like that we are completely a different species.
And they look at us like the way we would look at, I don't know, an insect or something like that.
And just like Smasher was saying there, in the most natural, uninhibited way, the Aryan is very open and friendly and honest.
Like our dear uncle said, the boundlessly honest Aryan cannot conceive of the big whopper lies that the Jews tell.
And therefore, this boundlessly honest Aryan is somewhat undefended against the Jew.
Yeah, and there was a part of me that actually, I'm going to get crap for this, could sort of identify with Rob Cohen, not in a racial or a rural sense, but in the religious sense, right?
I could, I know that you're a little bit of, yes, I'm Jew.
I'm Jew.
I'm a Jew.
I am a Jew.
There you go.
Isolate all that.
Rollo, get on the drops.
ASAP, yeah.
No, but because I've had those, you know, when you're among the particular religious, you do feel a little bit like a fish out of water.
You're like, these people seem awfully nice, but they must have something crazy going on.
You know, there must be some dark underbelly here.
So that there's a particularly vivid scene.
I don't give too much away, but where Rob mounts Mount Cavalry, essentially ascends to the top and witnesses this essentially recreation of the crucifixion and is struck by sort of, he's awestruck and horrified at the same time, which, yeah, I don't want to get too far away with that scene regardless.
Marty, I think it's fair to say that this is sort of like a preliminary white knight tale where we always say that no one is coming to save us.
But in this book, the Wyoming governor, Alexander, is in a sense the guy that we've been waiting for, may be the one.
He's sort of feeling his way forward.
And at least for those who are worthy, he might be the savior.
That's sort of unwritten, but you get the feeling throughout the book.
So the million-dollar question here is, was this a fantasy for you in your political disillusionment that this guy would come and start to set things right in one part, draw the worthy and start to smite the evil?
Or is this something that you think is actually a realistic way forward?
You were sort of trying to summon the hero here in effect by writing about it.
Yeah, it's actually a combination of the two things.
It's basically what would need to be possible or what would be feasible in order to get as close as would be reasonable in our current circumstances, at least as far as I saw it.
Because I wanted to present someone who would be a desirable leader in that sort of setting, but I also wanted to temper it with what would be some ways where this would realistically happen.
And that's where you have a lot of the sections where it goes into the interplay between the companies that have a lot of power in the state and the state legislature and kind of a lot of the back and forth and at some points, almost kind of underhanded things that they have to do in order to kind of work through these roadblocks that exist.
And also, this isn't a, it's not national politics.
It's not like he's a president or a like autark leader of the country or anything.
It's limited in scope because I think, and this might expand the discussion a little more into what is possible and what the limitations are in America as it is currently.
I think a lot of the possible when it comes to politics is going to be for the foreseeable future on a smaller scale.
And that's just kind of due to the nature of the electorate and where we find ourselves in politics right now.
And you can kind of see examples of that currently in some states with a lot of the kind of COVID mandates and the critical race theory.
A lot of the pushback on that is being done on a state legislature level, very small scale.
Because on that small scale, that's where the national parties just kind of forget about people and don't really pay attention.
And so on the state level, and then sometimes down to the individual state representatives who don't really fit the mold for either party is where actual change is possible to some extent.
Sure.
Yeah, the heartbreak of realizing that at one point, the character that you created in this book is what we hoped Trump would be, the bold truth teller, the one who would tell, for example, from the book, the public university system to either get in line or lose its funding and actually stick by his threats and not back down, like in the shutdown, of course.
And we see that again with McConnell, right?
Tough talk about the debt limit.
No, we're not budging Democrat-created crisis.
And oh, lo and behold, rubber meets the road.
They compromise and they fold as the Democrats know they will every time because they're not willing to do that.
But let's, without giving too much away from the book, what are some of the other things?
Of course, I have a list that this character does to start to reclaim destiny for the citizens of Wyoming and those that he puts up a beacon, essentially, to call those worthy to the state.
Yeah, it's all presented in the context of what's called the Wyoming plan.
And a big part of that is, as you said, basically putting up a beacon, saying basically this state is going to be a project where we try and basically build a parallel culture here.
And if you're willing to work hard and stick it out and not necessarily see immediate, reap immediate rewards in order to be part of something that means something, then you should move here and we'll do everything we can to try and accommodate you.
So it's a complete inversion of what you see with in a lot of states.
It's the new Amazon shipment center gets set up and everyone moves there because they're looking for money.
It's kind of an inversion of the current motivations people have for moving.
But there is some, there's evidence of that sort of thing occurring more and more.
I mean, right now and recent past, we have examples of people are moving out of California, moving out of New York, people moving themselves out of places or to other places to try and either escape a culture or try and find some place where they have breathing room or whatever their reasons are, especially now, we can definitely see that people will motivate themselves to do that.
So the idea of setting up a place where people can move to be part of a project, part of a higher calling, I don't think it's out of the question that the motivation is there and the desire is there for people to pick up and move because a lot of them are already doing it.
But yeah, that Wyoming plan, it encompasses, it encompasses that.
And then also there's more involved in the finances and the economics of trying to make the state a little more independent from the federal architecture without poking the beast, as it were.
Yeah, we could say that, yeah, he introduces a gold-backed state localized currency, which of course harkened back to our old uncle, Ron Paul.
So yeah, you got a little something for everybody in there.
And Alexander himself has an epiphany.
He used to be like a New York finance guy, right?
And then he lost a family member and eventually a light switched off.
And I couldn't help but wonder if something similar happened to you.
You know, it's not, of course, described as a red pill moment, but he almost turned on a dime.
He recognized that his life was shallow and dedicated to the wrong things.
Did that happen with you?
I guess let's get a little personal here.
And were you always this way or did you have the same sort of sea change?
No, it's funny that you mentioned old uncle Ron Paul because I definitely came from more of the, I'd say more apathetic kind of libertarian years ago, because I mean, back in back 10 years or so ago, I mean, things culturally were not exactly as dire as they are now.
So it was a lot easier when you're not under constant attack for just being, I don't know, a white dude trying to make a living.
It's a lot easier to kind of fall into the more apathetic, kind of libertarian way of viewing things.
But as I think everyone knows, with the way that things have changed and developed over time, people fell into two camps, really.
Either you go completely like loony, anarcho-capitalist, like left libertarian, or you kind of move into more of a, okay, I'm basically a political dissident at this point.
I have no party.
This nation basically hates me.
So like you either have to move into complete delusion into a left libertarian, or you have to move either toward like a hoppy in libertarianism or out of libertarianism entirely.
Sure.
And is national socialism something it's not spelled out in this book, but the way that the governor sort of co-opts big business.
There's a big industrial conglomerate there that basically calls the shots, buys the politicians, gets the policies that it wants, and the governor basically lays down the law and compromises a little bit, but sets them back in line.
It did make me think of the Third Reich.
Does that stuff inform your view a little bit?
Well, I think it definitely does, either directly or just by nature of what that sort of government and also like the Italian fascist government is.
I mean, aside from the specifics of their names or terminology, really they are people looking out for the people within their own countries and pushing back against other forces that are international in nature.
Some of them, some of them are just vulture capital within their own nation for the good of the average person.
And there's plenty of examples of that in history.
And I mean, a lot of that sort of thing wouldn't really work in America currently or really in the foreseeable future.
But it is a good idea to keep those policies in mind because I think on a smaller scale, like a state scale, some of those more either populist or you could say national socialist sort of policies could work potentially on more of a state level where you have a little more control over things.
Because the governor actually, in researching for the book, I did a bit of reading on state politics, particularly in Wyoming.
And governors actually have a lot of power as far as implementing things.
As long as the state legislature is at least somewhat on their side, they have a lot of power.
I mean, you can see that with all the COVID mandates and stuff, a lot of that is typical leftist act first, let the courts deal with it later and probably get away with it anyway.
But aside from any of those sorts of shenanigans, there is a lot of power that governors have to implement policy, basically by fiat in some cases.
Yep, absolutely.
Lest this be a total softball ball fanning interview here, brother.
One critique that I would make personally, and this is just me, it reflects me, is that you were very evocative and descriptive in your writing about everything from the scenery in Wyoming to the interior decorations to the details of the food and the texture and the smells and things like that.
It reminded me of Cormac McCarthy a little bit.
When I was reading Blood Meridian, I was like, how many damn times can this guy describe the desert?
Have you read McCarthy?
And were you just patting the book to satisfy the publisher?
Or did you really get into that stuff?
Because for me, I'm like, all right, come on, get on with the plot, Marty.
I don't care about the wood paneling and stuff like that.
But a little bit of the craft that went into this, please.
See, that to me is so comfy.
Sure.
No, I know a lot of people love it.
No, I absolutely understand that.
Part of it's definitely, I'd say part of it's definitely influence.
I have read McCarthy, but also Joseph Conrad.
Joseph Conrad, when it comes to just laborious, unending description that's just sentences and sentences long, he does a lot more of that than I do.
But it's definitely where a lot of the some of the influence came came from.
And yeah, there's other authors that are that are much more to the point and less, I suppose, like meandering with their descriptions.
And I definitely see the value in that as well.
The problem with me, and it's always kind of been that way in my creative writing, is I tend to get stuck in these loops of description.
And that's, I mean, part of its influence, part of that's just how I do it.
I try and curb that a little bit to not get too out of control.
But I mean, you read a lot of the classics, they tend to go on too.
I thought it was good.
Marty really tends to, he's a good, he's a good painter with words, you know, to paint the picture.
And it's just, it's everywhere in there.
There's all these little very apt descriptions.
Like he describes the guy's mustache as he's getting animated and talking like an inchworm.
And that was just one I was reading there recently.
But yeah, I think his descriptions are very good.
I can totally, I can still see in my head the lodge and the cafeteria and the old curmudgeon.
All right.
I got it.
I got my first deal there.
Yeah.
So, Marty, you have to go ahead and build setting.
Oh, I was just going to say, I mean, you have to build setting, right?
And you can't overdo it, but I think a quality, I don't know, to me, it just makes it feel more real, you know?
Yeah.
And that's something I've always enjoyed.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
I'm the skunk at the party then, who doesn't take time to stop and smell the roses of the fine literature.
Was this actually your first book, Marty?
Was this your first major work?
Yeah, it's the first manuscript that I actually tried to get published because out of anything I've worked on, it was definitely the smallest in scope and the most manageable.
And so I have a couple other manuscripts that are longer that I've kind of put on the back burner, but I'm now working on some of them now again.
But this one was one that was a little more immediate as far as current events and was more manageable in size.
And so it was more of a case of telling myself, okay, if I'm going to do this writing thing, I want to start with something manageable that I can just go through and edit and get done in a reasonable amount of time.
And then I'll kind of start with that.
And then depending on how that goes, I'll work on like move and work on bigger projects.
Sure.
And I have a suggestion for a second book of yours, which we'll get to a little bit later.
But you have a really, I love the character descriptions for sure.
Things, not so much, but the people are great.
You've got a wide range from a sort of good-natured, simple supporter, sort of the foot soldier for the governor, fairly naive.
You've got cutthroat lawyers.
You've got a J-Woke curmudgeon essentially living in a cabin, which I presume is yourself portrayed in the book.
You got a steely young lady.
So are these, did you draw these from whole cloth or you draw upon people you knew in your life for these people?
Some of it's definitely drawing on people.
And some of it is this might just be more unique to how I write.
I don't know how other people write when they write fiction, but a lot of it is, some of it I end up erasing large portions because I'll come up with an idea for a character, partially maybe based on people I know, or amalgamations of people I know and other fictional characters.
And then I'll basically start writing them.
And depending on how it works, I'll keep writing them in a certain way.
And this is going to sound really dumb.
This is going to sound like NPR level.
But to an extent, and I mean this in a genuine way, I don't mean this in like a high-minded, dumb writer way.
To an extent, you kind of have to let the characters write themselves in that you have to trust when you come up with that character and the way you want to portray them.
Just kind of roll with them in dialogue and kind of go with your gut instinct and see how well it works.
And an example for that is Arthur Walden was actually very early on a minor character who was not going to be that important to the book.
And then actually by doing more, writing more scenes with him and giving him more face time, it actually ended up transforming some of the structure of the book around him because I realized how fun he was to write and he became more of a compelling character in the process of writing it.
Sure.
So there is some of that that kind of evolves as you're doing it also.
This is Full Fresh Air, and I'm Terry Gross.
If you're just tuning in, we're here with Marty Phillips, author of – I occasionally tune in to NPR, part of my enemy reconnaissance.
Yeah.
Listen to NPR when I want to be really mad about something.
Hey, you know, I'll be perfectly honest.
Sometimes I can only handle so much classic rock or whatever else is over the radio.
I'm like, all right, I'll activate some brain cells and listen to these commies.
There's a real sort of, for the guys who want, you know, meat and potatoes or the red meat, Rob Cohen, the Jewish journalist, sort of stumbles into the cabin of the J-Woke curmudgeon, as I mentioned.
And he sort of civilly opens up metaphorically with both barrels about the nature of the Jew.
And of course, Rob is horrified.
You know, he can't believe that somebody could possibly think like that.
And he draws upon biblical sources as well for his analysis.
Was that, I'm trying to think, that was like your little red pill segment on the JQ in there.
But if you have any insights on writing that cabin scene in particular, yeah, the character of Paul Alexander is kind of a combination of a couple of different things.
Part of it is there's a little bit of not quite anarcho-primitivism, but kind of anti-modernism and anti-technology included in with his kind of biblical critique of the Jews.
But part of that was I wanted to present a character.
I wanted to present a character who had a critique of Jewish power, Jewish influence, or just directly of Rob himself in a way that was framed religiously or through a Christian lens.
Because growing up in a low church Protestant background, you just get a lot of like Israel, this, Israel, that.
It's pretty bad in a lot of low church Protestant settings.
And so that was kind of my way of like, I was like, if I'm going to put something like this in here, I want it to be pushing back within the context and within the own terms of these people who are pushed these kind of delusional narratives.
Presenting it in a way that is Either historical or based on historical racial consciousness or any of these sorts of things is not going to is not going to really speak to people, for example, like my father, like low church Protestants.
But presenting in a way that's scriptural and makes sense logically is a way that a character like this would probably present it.
And it's also something that I think would speak to people who get pushed a lot of that send your money to Israel sort of stuff that gets pushed in those in those low church Protestant places a lot.
So those kind of.
Yeah, go ahead, sorry.
I was going to say, that's just the kind of combination of those two things were kind of the reason why I approached it that way.
No, it's so funny when things like this come up.
Just the other day, I was actually sitting around a campfire with a couple buddies and we were talking about our own awakenings or coming to awareness.
And one of them was particularly religious.
And he said, as soon as a well-read, faithful person told me about the Jews and the crucifixion and Christ, like that was enough for me.
Like, yeah, it never made sense up to me, this sort of, you know, sickly relationship, the Judeo-Christianity.
It just took someone with courage and intellect to spell it out there, like Paul Alexander does in the book.
And then it clicks.
So, yeah, bless you for your service on that.
And I think that's a decent segue.
Obviously, religion, Christianity, faith is a huge theme of this book.
And the governor, essentially, the beacon that we spoke of, the physical manifestation of that, is Mount Cavalry.
He recreates the crucifixion site on top of a mountain, turns it into a tasteful, by most accounts, tourist site or place of pilgrimage for people from all over the country.
It's funded by donations.
It reminded me of how many people give small dollar donations to political candidates that they believe.
And they literally create this beautiful, inspirational thing on a hill.
I presume that's something that you would like to see created in real life to actually bring it home for, and Christians of all faiths.
I think even, you know, it's an attraction for the irreligious and either and people of other religions as well.
You are.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, I'd like to see that.
I mean, to just see something real, you know, that somebody had a vision and the will to build and just had the conviction to make it happen.
Like, agree with them or not.
It's something that you can respect.
Yeah.
So, yeah, Marty, I assume, Marty, you see that as a weakness in the part of Christianity today, at least in America, that it's not inspirational.
It doesn't have this great calling to great things and building things and new churches popping up everywhere.
Yeah, definitely.
At a number of different points, it's brought up that Alexander talks about how humans, human civilizations, used to build these big monuments because they actually had something that they cared about enough to take that effort and the time and the resources to just build something large and impressive that's representative of what you believe in.
I think he says at one point that a monument is the prayer of a whole people.
And I think the reason why we don't see that really existent in our culture today is because what people is there to have some combined prayer to manifest itself in something impressive like that.
It just doesn't exist.
The will doesn't exist because niggers and faggots.
Right.
It's the evidence of a triumphant culture to produce something like that.
And in our current situation, there is not that triumphant culture.
Yeah.
And Marty, you're in the process of converting to Orthodoxy or you're already there.
You know where else they are building big, beautiful, monumental churches in some cases by the dozens or the hundreds is Russia.
And of course, the Russian Orthodox Church always viewed itself and Moscow in particular as the third Rome, right?
You know, Rome, Byzantium, or Constantinople, and then Moscow was going to be the third Rome.
Are you attracted to or interested in the sort of spiritual and national reawakening in Russia?
And did that influence you at all?
Yeah, that's it's definitely very exciting to see that sort of thing.
And that is very inspiring.
And there's a there's also that there's an ethnic and religious component with Russia also, with the history of the church.
But as inspiring as that is, there's in the depiction of Mount Calvary, in order for it to be a little more workable in the American context, whereas in Russia, you have kind of this long history of relatively monolithic ethnic religious identity, which is manifested largely in the Eastern Church.
Mount Calvary ends up being kind of a combination or an amalgamation of American versions of Christianity, where you have the stations of the cross, which tend to be more of a Catholic thing than a Protestant thing.
But then you also have the more Protestant visual presentation later on and almost a like charismatic influence as well.
And I think if there was any sort of revitalization or new culture or reborn culture of Christianity that was capable of building something monumental like that,
it would probably have to come from some sort of agreement between the different parts of the church because taken individually, at least right now in America, Christianity is pretty divided and somewhat weak in its separate forms.
Sure.
A little more on the book, and then I want to ask you a couple questions.
We've got about 10 or 12 minutes left here.
The ending.
No spoilers, but it's a real kick in the pants.
I don't want to give it away at all.
But tell us about your psychology of the ending, and will you be working on a second Let Them Look West part two?
So the ending, I won't just say what the ending is.
I'll speak about it in terms where people who've read it will understand.
I can see how the ending for some people, I've had people tell me that it is somewhat abrupt in some ways.
And I agree.
I think that that's definitely true.
But in the context of it being a story about, it starts with Rob Cohen, it ends with Rob Cohen, and it's about Rob Cohen and his ultimate rejection of not only Christianity, but the kindness of the people that he's there with.
It's as an arc of Rob Cohen, it I think it ends pretty definitively as far as having just had the feds drop a nuclear bomb on Wyoming.
And I mean, that wouldn't necessarily be an unrealistic ending.
That's in part two.
Yeah.
Okay.
But as of as of now, I don't really have any plans for a part two.
I at one point had kind of thought about what I might do if I were to do a sequel.
It's possible maybe down the line a while once I get done with current projects and have more time to think about it.
But as of now, I'm not planning on doing a sequel, but that's not to say that it's not possible sometime.
All right.
What else do you have in the hopper?
Are you working on anything or is anything really itching at you to write?
Yeah, I'm actually working on a full-length novel right now, which is it's actually completely different.
It's more speculative fiction, kind of semi-futuristic, more about kind of America in decline and people coming to terms with what that means and trying to scrabble like insects to kind of loot what they can in the process.
Yeah, I always describe it as trying to eke out the semblance of happiness and satisfaction in the crumbling, dying empire.
And hey, you're a natural.
That's a really good segue into the real world and a little bit away from Let Them Look West available at antelopehillpublishing.com.
And they do have more paperbacks in stock.
Congratulations, brother.
You ran out of the first print, I guess.
I don't know if it'll say second print on the inside of the cover, but well done.
It really did spread by word of mouth so far as I know.
But what do you consider yourself today, Marty?
If you had to put yourself in one of those boxes, NatSOC, white nationalist, civic nationalist, Christian nationalist, what do you describe yourself as?
Yeah, as things stand currently, I mean, at this point, as far as political viability, and you kind of always have to keep that in the back of your mind to an extent, I just call myself a dissident at this point.
I strongly disagree with the state of things.
I don't see very many viable options at this point.
And so, and this is going to sound like, this is going to sound kind of like a cop-out, but I think at this point, currently with the state of American politics and the American electorate, and I think probably, and this comes in the book too, the damage inflicted by the consumer culture and marketing.
I think that until there's some sort of disruption of, and we're seeing a little bit of this now with the logistics and stuff like that, until there's a disruption of that immediate reward system of consumerism, I don't think we're going to see much of a political sea change in the foreseeable future, which isn't to say that,
which isn't to say that you can't be doing things now and making preparations and making networks of people who you know and trust, but it's just to say that I think until there's a bit more of that kind of dismantle, not active dismantling of the system, but until the system is weak enough that it can't just easily provide for people's desires in a way that keeps them distracted from the real problems.
And then it's going to be pretty hard to get people's attention, I think.
Inflation and breadlines, baby.
Yeah, that's right around the corner.
A true graph poster.
Yeah.
So what do you, so if you if you force me to guess, you know, this is something that we talk about all the time.
I mean, it's we're living amidst collapse.
We don't have the singular singularity happening where it all crumbles immediately after that.
But if you force me to guess, the system is it's it's a very strange phenomenon where it feels like they can they have the controlling heights of media, finance, big tech, distribution, the military, etc.
And yet they also seem to be very concerned and paranoid and sort of going about and smashing buttons and pulling out of Afghanistan and massive new information, spend, spend, spend.
We'll worry about the rest later.
That, you know, we're going to live through shortages and increasing tyranny, vax mandates, the whole mess of it.
But that eventually, time unknown, it will collapse under its own weight.
Enough white people will be dead or checked out.
You just don't have enough competent people working.
I still think the Soviet dissolution is the closest approximation to what we have.
But what's your forecast?
And in that context, I would say that simply becoming more independent, parallel society, if you wish, homeschooling your kids, being able to feed your family if the grocery store doesn't have anything on the shelves is about the best we can do, knowing what we know about the political system as it is.
But how about yourself, brother, forecasts for the next 20, 50 years here in America at least?
Yeah, that's always a difficult one.
But I would definitely agree that there's a strange combination right now of these people being in control of the military education.
National politics is a joke.
It's either gerrymandered or corrupt to the point where, and people are so hypnotized by marketing and stuff anyway that it's like they don't even know what's good for them.
But at the same time, despite all these institutions being completely owned wholesale, they don't seem to be very happy about it, at least in the way they talk about it and the way they act.
It's a strange combination of it being a lot of concentrated power by a collection of leftist and finance groups.
But at the same time, they seem to be very nervous about it in the way that they're kind of lashing out, like you said.
So in those circumstances, it's kind of hard to tell.
Is that just the initial weak legs of them realizing they've gotten away with it and they just don't realize they've gotten away with it completely yet?
Or is that the first sign of there's actually the legs are actually weak because they could come out from under them at any moment?
I mean, you can look at the Soviet Union as an example.
If that's the case, then we've got a long time ahead of us because if you want to look at now as kind of the anti-kulakization of the Stalinist era, then that was the 50s, 40s and 50s.
So there was a long time of kind of slow decay that came after that.
Yeah, they were starving and murdering them in the 20s and the 30s in particular.
But yeah, it's still a little bit of the same thing.
Yeah, the official state policy as moving people, which is kind of what it looks like we're kind of moving to now was, yeah, it was a little later, but there's still plenty of time to go between there and when things kind of fell down completely.
The time scale is very differently compressed.
Everything is accelerating in such a way that we cannot, there's no way that this order can last for 70 years or something like that.
Yeah, that's true.
With technology and the speed of information, that definitely changes things in our circumstances.
There's a lot.
I wouldn't say that they can't get away with stuff as easily, but it's definitely more visible.
And in that way, kind of along those same terms, as far as being able to enact power over space, there was some of those difficulties in Russia because it's such a large country.
But there's also some of those difficulties in the U.S. because it's also such a large country.
And so I think that a lot of the difficulties that are going to arise for our new overlords or our ongoing overlords is that you can make as many laws as you want, but it's limited by your ability to enact them over space.
And there's only so much that they can do to enact, especially in more distant or rural areas that are definitely not aligned with them politically.
So there's going to be a lot of a gray area, I think, like there, like there was in Russia also, where state policy is of one specific mandate, but once you get down into the more rural, distant areas, it kind of depends on how much is actually being implemented.
And I think that's one advantage that Americans have is there's, I don't think there's the stomach to do what's necessary to enforce that stuff over so much space.
Fresh poll out today, October 7th from Gallup.
U.S. adults trust in politicians and the American people.
Straight line down, record lows.
Do you have a great deal or a fair amount of trust in people who hold or are running for public office?
That's at 44% down from 68%, right around Watergate.
That's what really surprised me.
Like people trusted the government more at Watergate than they do today.
And then the American people in making judgments about issues.
So the black pill on our neighbors and family members also, they're both parallel with each other with the same bumps.
There was a little bit of an increase in the Trump era down to 55% there.
So yeah, if you take that with even a little bit of a grain of salt or take it as the truth, yeah, the bottom is falling out on the system.
And of course, they will never admit that.
They will come up with all these sweet words, euphemisms to describe things and harken back to our animating energies that are just not there anymore.
So you could look at that as almost as an inspirational thing.
Whether people get our ideas completely or not, they know in their bones and they're not afraid to tell a pollster that this stuff is all messed up and these people aren't to be trusted.
So Sam Smasher, anything else for Marty before we let him go?
No, I thought it was really great.
Great discussion.
Amen.
Well, in the second half, I'm going to shut up more.
We've got our buddy Water, if you recall.
I did swear on Uncle's Grave as well as my grandmother's grave that we were going to have him back to talk about life on the road.
So don't go anywhere, fam.
Great.
In the second half, Marty Phillips, thank you so much for coming on.
Great job.
Great book.
Encourage everyone to go to Antelope Hill Publishing to get it.
And please write it.
Buy every book a sequel.
Buy every book Antelope Hill sales.
Just do it.
Yeah.
Don't even read them.
Just buy them.
One of everything on their catalog.
That's right.
Hey, Sam and Smasher.
Just got our advanced, they're not advanced copies, but we got our gratis copies of Walther DeRay's for a new blood and soil that Annelope Pill put on.
They want us.
We got another book assignment.
Oh, God.
We're getting assignments again.
We're going to read that one and talk about its relevance to fathers and mothers and families today.
So, hey, Marty, nice job.
Yeah, thanks for having me on.
I enjoyed it.
You bet.
Our pleasure.
So, in that spirit, I, of course, have a perfect tune to correspond with this lovely book.
And it is We Will Rise Again by Dan Romer and with Meredith Godreaux singing, G-O-D-R-E-A-U.
And this is from the Far Cry 5 soundtrack, if you'll recall.
Keep your rifle by your side, that lovely song by the Hope County Choir.
I think this is from the same video game.
Smasher, you know this one?
Yes, of course I do.
Amen.
I've never played Far Cry 5, but yeah.
And of all music, Mick on Telegram.
I thought it was you at once, Smasher.
At one point, I almost added this guy into a call.
Thinking it was you because he's got Bill.
It's either Bill the Butcher or somebody.
It's a Daniel Day-Lewis character.
And I was like, hey, Smasher, is that you?
Unfortunately, he was a good guy.
He's like, no, I'm not Smasher.
But he was the one who sent this in.
And it's just perfect.
So enjoy this, fam.
We'll be right back with Sam, Smasher, Water, and our new producer, Rolo.
Don't go anywhere.
The rich will get what they want.
The poor will lose what they need.
The devil knows our fears.
He told all his friends they'll block the sun with their lies as darkness descends.
Oh, Lord, the great collapse won't be our end when the world falls into the flames.
We will rise again.
We will rise again.
We'll keep our pistols near our neighbors, frail and thin as they disappear.
Let the chaos come.
Let our houses freeze.
The lights will all go out, but we'll finally see.
Oh, Lord, the great collapse won't be our end when the world falls into the flames.
We will rise again.
We will rise again when the sky has cleared and the storm has passed.
We'll walk arm in arm down our promised path.
We'll watch the sun come up from its bed of black and cart in and never alive.
Oh Lord, the great collapse won't be our end when the world falls into the flames.
We will rise again.
Welcome back to Full House Episode 104, Coach's Anniversary Edition.
Apparently, I know it's not the wisest choice to go to tape on my anniversary, but we had this one in the hopper for a while.
And duty calls.
And we got another little getaway planned for ourselves later this month when we get some child care.
Big thanks to Marty for coming on to talk about his book, Let Them Look West.
Even though I'm not a big fiction guy anymore, it hit the spot for me, and I suspect you'll enjoy it with a quibble or two here or there.
We have our pal water in the special guest slot here for the second half.
Water, testing, testing, one, two, three.
You are parked on the side of I-66 somewhere in Boise, Idaho.
Sounds like the dream, man.
That's a good place to be.
Unless you're on a camper in winter time.
Never again, my friend.
Yeah, I know.
We want to get to that.
And a little bit sad to be here all alone in the Great American Gazebo without you next to me and Aussie's on the line and stuff like that.
To everybody who listened to last week's episode, a truly spectacular feat of timely turning around.
Our first guest, Matthew, who came on, when we recorded, he was using a voice modifier.
So he shouted, it just changed his tone a little bit.
And everything went great.
We closed it out.
Thanks, brothers.
You know, go to sleep.
And I wake up the next morning.
And Matthew had been like, it sounds just like me.
I can't do it.
You know, just, it's that they're going to, they're going to come after me, etc.
And I said, I let it, I let it be for a little bit and then I gave it some time.
I don't know what the hell time it was in Australia.
Maybe let him sleep it off.
I said, we cannot let this just go into the dustbin of podcast history.
We got to work a compromise here, even if we just did total voice to text and had the show transcribed as a written product.
So he went and I presume what he did was listen to his entire performance, first half and second half, and type out his words, put them in a text-to-speech program, and then go back in and splice them in himself or with one of his comrades down there.
So whatever he did, thank you, Matthew.
If you didn't listen to that show, it was awesome.
The Australians are great.
They're even greater in adversity with everything that they're facing down there.
And check those links too if you want to help out Tom Sewell and his defense and Jacob Harissant as well.
New White Life this week and new white marriage, we should really call this segment.
We found out, or I found out secondhand that our pal, one of many, got engaged.
Congratulations, one of many.
And to the special lady, and I reached out to him, I said, Hey, way to go, man.
It's it's a miracle that she said yes.
Uh, just to bust his chops a little bit.
I've, you know, I met him, uh, and he said, Bro, she asked me.
So I said, Whoa, that is the Sigma Grindset engagement edition.
Make them propose to you.
Yeah, I don't know if we could go into the details of how that went down, but I was there.
That was quite a quite a feat.
Oh, that was the one, Sam.
All right.
Okay.
So you, you talked about that, I think, on a previous show.
I'm totally fabricating this, but we didn't name him.
Yeah, he's he gave me, well, you know, he was butthurt.
He's like, yo, coach, no, uh, no, new white life, congratulations.
And I was like, well, I didn't know some of these things, you know.
Well, it was beautiful the way he did it because he went into a description of the origin of Oktoberfest with King Leopold and his woman he was courting and things like that.
And he rolled it right into proposal to his lovely bride to be amazing.
So he did do it the old-fashioned way.
He was just trying to, he was playing.
No, she did.
She did also ask him some maybe months, a few months previously.
She asked him, and then he proposed to her.
Quite beautiful.
The kids these days.
You can't just get down on one knee and Rome and then have these North African bracelet hawkers come up and disturb you.
That's what happened to us.
I don't know.
It was lovely for about five seconds until the great backstory.
I'm not going to go into.
It's not necessary for the show.
Maybe off there, I'll tell you a little more about that.
But it's very classy the way he did it with the whole group.
Everybody was there around the campfire.
It was beautiful.
Amen.
And he knew she was going to say yes, too, so he wasn't going to get embarrassed in front of his bros.
Right.
Anyway.
Yeah, she had already asked him.
So done deal.
Also, our pal Evo from the comment zone from down under let us know that he and his lovely wife are expecting another boy.
Way to go, guys.
Congratulations, Evo.
Thanks for letting us know.
I don't know if that's number 14 or number two in the boys column, but whatever.
That's right.
We're happy for you.
Always great to get another little rubber at under your roof.
Sam Smasher, you slackers, any new white life?
I don't think so.
All right.
Everybody tells you.
Nobody tells me.
Yeah, I know, right?
You know, everybody's got to be good at something, right?
Somebody asked me today if I had contact information for Patty Tarleton, and I did not.
I put out the all-points bulletin because they want to at least get his advice or maybe have him play an instrument.
I'll try.
Nobody bid on that.
I don't know if Patty totally ran to ground.
He said, all right, well, if he doesn't come through, do you know a banjo player?
I said, ah, I may know a banjo player.
But if you are a banjo player and would like to get involved in this musical project, please email us at fullhouse show at protonmail.com because I'm not entirely sure I know a banjo player.
He just, he's always playing something.
He knows who he is.
Answer, damn it.
All right.
And one more public service announcement here.
The Aryan Art Project.
Our gal, our pal maybe, has been working on this idea where families, single guys, single women, whatever, it don't matter, paint rocks, you know, a little nice round or flat rock of a decent size, maybe a maybe a fist.
Paint it with an uplifting pro-white message and just leave it respectfully at the entrance to a trail or a park or a playground, something like that.
Doesn't have to be edgy.
Could be, it's okay to be white.
It could be white is right.
Or yeah, no, you know, no.
If it ain't white, it ain't right.
That's right, where to white women at?
No, don't do that one.
Booga booga.
Maybe just a simple 8-8.
Hey, that's 14.
Yeah, absolutely.
Celtic cross, indeed.
The possibilities are endless.
So I posted that on the Telegram channel.
Check it out.
Even if you don't want to post it or whatever, I don't think you could get arrested for littering for leaving a rock with no profanity on it on the ground yet.
All the same, be careful.
Say you found it somewhere else, you just put it there.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah.
If hanging a banner over Interstate 81 is too edgy for you, start small.
Paint a rock.
Don't rock yourself.
Throw it at somebody.
Don't do that.
Smasher.
Car batteries in the ocean.
I've always meant to ask, what the hell is that meme?
Please help me out.
You got to recharge the eels now.
I don't know what you mean.
It's not a meme.
It's legal and fun.
All right.
Oh.
No, seriously, help me, please.
I'm meme deficient here.
It's car batteries.
It's not safe.
Okay.
And it's actually beneficial for aquatic life.
Really?
Not for the eels, but was it add some like nutrients or something?
Or is it just trolling me?
All right.
Charge the eels.
Thank you, Water.
At least you're getting me something here.
Look, people, people will say that they are big fans of the ocean, but they can't name five brands of car batteries that they've thrown into it.
All right.
Right.
Rolo, cut his mic, please.
Yeah, I told him he's going to have more mic time in the second half, but no.
Because we stick with one brand.
Yeah.
Shut up, Water.
No, no.
That was so mean.
So much abuse.
We got to abuse Rolo more.
Yeah.
All right.
Two more quick ones.
Mystery Dad.
I wrote him here as Mystery Dad because I don't think he wanted any attribution.
Just wrote, thanks to you and all the dudes from Fatherland and Full House for the dad inspiration.
Exclamation mark.
Thank you, Mystery Dad.
Glad it's funny.
A lot of people have been saying, oh, yeah, this is the Fatherland.
And I just found you guys.
So imagine those poor saps who were consuming dad content for those years back and thought that it was all gone.
And here we were.
Work through our back library, you suckers.
Full house shows on Telegram.
Our pal, yeah, exactly.
No, we have a we have a delightful library.
Sometimes I think, Sam, that like after I'm dead, maybe one day my kids can go back and listen to these episodes and hear their dad.
I don't know if I'm in my prime, but you know, the real dad.
Our pal Brian said, just wanted to reach out and let you know that I appreciate what you guys do and the consistency.
Thanks for all the time and work you put into the show.
I listen to every episode.
Thank you, Brian.
Outstanding.
Yep.
Means the world.
And let's see.
We got one full house love connection.
I'll make this real quick before we get to water because I am actually extremely interested to talk to him, grill him, and let Sam and Smasher bans him.
I am in my mid-20s and currently studying engineering in a German university.
I'm athletic, active, big into philosophy, reading.
National socialism is dear to my heart.
I hope you can help me find a potential wife out there to whom I can be faithful, dedicated, and a loving husband too.
Thanks again for all the uplifting work you do with people like you on our side.
Victory is assured.
Godspeed.
Hail victory.
And that's from James in Germany.
So if you are in Germany or anywhere in those vicinity, in that vicinity, drop us a line, ladies, and we'll connect you with James.
All right.
Enough of me.
Yeah.
Water, remember to suppress your native accent here so that the English speakers can understand you, sir.
I'm busting.
You have a delight, man.
Are you busting?
Yeah, he has a delightful twang.
But hey, TLDR here, Water, is that you are a single guy and you had a house and a gerb and all the rest of it.
And for one reason or another, you sold that house and bought an RV or a camper or a trailer, however you prefer to put it.
And you're now basically, like the Who said, you've gone mobile and you got your truck and your trailer and you can basically live wherever the hell you want and work for a big truck.
That's right.
It's not a ram.
It's not a ram, but it's good enough.
So start from the beginning.
Well, you don't have to give us your whole life story, Water, but the process of making that decision and hitting the road.
Really, that's the whole gist of it.
I was in the South stuck there forever, and I always hated it.
But I got the first really good job of my life.
And I was like, well, okay, I guess I'm stuck here because I can't leave this.
But then when this all hit, after I got a house, I got the opportunity to get a remote job through one of our guys.
And I took the chance and took the risk and sold it and worked this thing remote while going to a place I wanted to live, which I had no idea about the real estate at the time.
Apparently, in the northern Rockies, everybody's going there from the big cities.
So it's two and three and four times what it should be.
And I had to keep moving on.
Originally, it was just a vehicle to get to a place I wanted to live.
And now it's become a lifestyle.
And I'll just keep doing circles around the U.S. until something happens.
All right.
So you thought you were just bringing your belongings and having a little backup until you could shop.
And that speaks to the rural and white property inflation.
See, you still want to live there, but you just couldn't afford it or nothing was tempting enough.
Yeah, both of that.
I mean, I was looking up to an hour and a half or so away from any major city, as much as you can call it a city in that area.
And it's just nothing that really fit.
Even if you had the money, you would rip yourself off and trying to put yourself out there.
You really got to want to be there and have coastal money to do it.
Sure.
What did you don't give me the exact make model and serial number of your camper, but what did you get and how did you shop for it?
That whole process for somebody who might be considering getting one for recreation or for habitation.
Funny enough, one of the people I worked with before, I just started talking to him about it, and he's been doing it with his wife for about nine years at the time, so I guess 10 now.
And he gave me all kinds of info.
I hung out with him and saw his rig and just asked him all a million questions.
And the best advice I got was just start where you are.
And I already had a half-ton truck, so I bought something that could be comfortable, that it could pull easily and more importantly, stop while going downhill.
And just went forward with that.
What's that smash?
Why didn't you just buy an RV?
I wanted to be able to have two separate things because once you have an RV, your entire life is in that and there's no other way around it.
And if you have a problem with it, you're in a hotel and you can't do anything else unless you rent a car.
And that's cost on cost on cost.
That's why you have a moped.
I guess.
I mean.
Dumb and dumber.
Dumb and dumber in the northern Rockies on his moped.
Yeah.
It felt like it sometimes.
It gets really cold up there, apparently.
Did you buy it new or used?
And roughly, how much did it cost?
Thankfully, I got it used, which I mean, it was lightly used, so it was just a few grand off the sticker price that it would be, but it was about 26, 27, something like that.
It's way less than I would have expected.
Yeah.
That's pretty much what you're going to have to do, especially now because they're in such high demand.
You're not going to find a used one in a good deal, especially when it's desirable.
Yeah.
We are, of course, not financial advisors, and this is not official financial advice, but the company Thor, T-H-O-R, is a stock that I'm interested in.
They make all sorts of RVs and stuff like that.
And it's hard to see that trend going anywhere.
And they're all backed up with orders, something like that.
Something to consider.
Vestin vans.
Yes.
Ryder vans.
No, don't think of it.
Not in that way.
It's Penske now after the Patriot Front Philly thing.
There you go.
Yeah, that's right.
What were the dancing Israelis driving?
Just don't get one of those.
Like a GMC savannah or something stupid.
Yeah.
So Water, you made the big mistake of spending your first winter in a trailer in the northern Rockies.
And we're blessed to still have you with us.
Just like that guy in Alaska that died in that bust.
Except I'm still alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was an experience, man.
I was ready, but I'm not ready again.
I'm just not going to do it.
The main reason was because I wanted to be in the region to look at property and houses and whatever, but I'm just going to do it online and in the summer now.
That's it.
When it gets down to minus 25, everything stops working.
You've got no running water, and the fridge is warm.
It's like just barely room temperature.
By room temperature, I mean, you know, 35.
But it's just not cold enough to keep stuff.
It's just not cold enough to keep stuff safe to eat.
So you have to keep it outside and see if they're frozen or not.
Oh, man.
So now, walk us through the utilities and the nuts and bolts of this thing.
Do you have how does, you know, you get your water, the water tank?
Like, I assume most of the time, you know, when you're not on the move, you're parking at RV camps and you're hooking up to their water supply, their septic, their electric.
But even when you're plugged into their electric, there's not like electric heat in there.
You were reliant on propane.
Is that right?
Yeah, you can do electric heat, but most places, especially if you're renting by the month, which is the cheapest way to do it, will charge you electricity.
And heating with electricity is hundreds of dollars.
It's ridiculous.
Even if you just have a little space heater, it will spin your dial like crazy.
But yeah, we had hooked up to bulk propane and burned through, I don't know, $120 a month at least.
Why don't you get a wood stove?
A couple people had that.
I wouldn't mind it, honestly, but that's a big thing.
Yeah, no, seriously.
Oh, you could do a wood stove in an RV.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
It's way more comfy, but I mean, that's a huge conversion.
That's a big effort.
All right.
How about the emotions and the impact on your mental well-being to be gay about it?
You know, I imagine that it's like, you know, you get it and it's really exciting.
It's maybe a little bit imposing.
You're like, holy cow, I got this monster trailing behind me on the interstate.
I'm hitting the road.
You know, you're like Thelma and Louise, only not going off the cliff.
But I imagine, you know, it's kind of it's got to be weird, too, right?
Like, all of a sudden, I kind of have a home, but I kind of don't.
Take us through the roller coaster, Water.
I was totally normal on the way to get it and at the dealership, and they were giving the rundown, and I was totally fine.
And then, as soon as I shut the door and pulled out onto the street, I was freaking out.
It was an hour drive from there to one of our guys' house.
It was about an hour away from the dealership, and I was going to hang out with him and had a few guys over, and we all looked at it and hung out and had pizza and relaxed.
I spent the night there.
And the whole time, I was just consumed about how much of a shock it was.
Just like, okay, now I have a trailer.
I have to learn how to back it up and go forward without dying and wrecking my entire life because there it is.
And it's a totally new experience.
And between, it was a, I don't know, about a five-hour drive from his house back to pick up all my stuff and load it up and get ready to go.
So, between there, somehow I just got used to it.
Going forward was pretty easy, and getting gas wasn't bad, which was a huge worry because I have a gas truck.
And pulling a trailer like that, you have to find pretty much a truck stop every time to have enough room for you to be safe.
Right.
And how many miles are you getting on your big truck with that thing behind or you know, miles per gallon?
With the new tires?
Oh, man, I'm up to nine.
All the way up to nine, baby.
And you had to get new tires on the trailer because they popped.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank God, just after Dallas, they popped.
So it was like, it wasn't in the giant city.
So I was just in the waste of Texas somewhere.
And one popped feeling fine, feeling good.
Had the stuff to change it and had to know-how.
The side of the road was okay.
Weather was good.
And not five miles down the road, it happened again.
Well, all right.
That's it.
I got to call somebody.
Thankfully, I had reception, but that ended up being a thousand-dollar day.
It was that was bad.
Sure.
And how about today?
Are you grateful that you did it?
You miss having a brick and mortar house with the mailbox?
Yeah, honestly.
I'd rather have that.
This is a cool, crazy new experience that honestly, most people that have ever lived just can't do it.
They just haven't been able to for one reason or another, technology being the big thing.
But it's a crazy different experience.
But I would rather have a solid place and start a family, find a good woman, and commit for life in a place I'd wanted to be.
But I definitely do not regret it because I always hated the place I lived and didn't have any natural land features.
I'm more of an outdoor kind of guy, outdoor recreation that is.
And just the flatlands of the south weren't that great.
Yeah.
And how about that aspect too?
I'm not asking you to dump on your native habitat, but you want to.
I do that all the time anyway.
You wanted to get out of the swamp.
How come?
It's just miserable.
I mean, our guys' stuff demographics are lost.
The demographics are lost.
All right.
That's just it.
I wouldn't want to raise a child there.
I didn't want to be raised there.
I don't really have any positive experiences of that place as an entire region.
I don't know if we were talking earlier, but especially the last, I don't know, five years when I had a job in like the edge of town where I lived and I lived in like a country-type suburb.
I would drive to the job and I never really go through the city.
And I would go to the grocery store, which was on the edge of the city between the house and the job.
And that was about it.
I didn't really interact.
Everything else was just escapism or a road trip to the Ozarks.
It strikes me, Water, that you have virtually no Negro dialect on this show.
You've really cleaned up your speaking.
I can hear you crystal clear.
Occasionally, you sound like Boomhauer.
Come on, man.
Thank you.
I am down in the south again right now after I left your house.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah.
You had a little bivouac here.
You were a delightful guest.
Showed me how to properly grill chicken.
Water came to visit, and I did the standard coach grug chicken preparation.
I put some chicken tenderloins in a bowl, doused them in, it wasn't Italian dressing, but it was Italian seasoning for chicken and served it to him delightfully on a plate.
And he had the gall to say, Coach, I'm going to show you how to really make chicken, which basically consists of soaking it in mustard and powdering it with things.
So it was okay.
Correct.
It's okay there, big guy.
We ran out of yellow mustard.
We need more yellow mustard.
How about trailer park life and trailer park culture?
We probably have the anti-white stereotype in our mind of toothless rednecks, etc.
But it's funny.
My daughter had a soccer game at an article, like there was a beautiful little kid soccer field, not the regulation size, at a trailer park.
And I'm looking around and I'm like, all of them were late model, well-maintained areas.
It's like this, it was a little bit like Field of Dreams in a trailer park.
So tell us about how that works for anybody who has one or is considering getting one, you know, finding these places and reserving them and the experience.
I assume you've been to one or two that have been rough around the edges.
They never miss as far as I know.
I guess they never miss.
But this one, the last one I was at was a lot different.
But typically, a lot of the places, especially between major areas, are just come and go.
People stay for a week at a time.
Or if it's a nicer place next to a feature like a lake or a mountain or beach, they'll stay for a month or more at a time.
And you have your weekenders, but there's a lot of coming and going.
And people are generally pretty nice and happy to talk to you.
But in terms of my stays, they're always at least a month because I try to get the best rate.
And there's always one meth head, and he's always next to me.
And sometimes I'd be like that.
That's convenient for you as a fellow meth head.
Yes.
As long as I give you a discount.
It's like I'm hanging out with my family again.
Yeah.
Well, I guess there's like permanent trailer parks, right?
Where you have single wides in this sort of condensed area.
I've seen those.
And then, of course, the real ones where you just have people coming and going.
Yeah, I've seen some of those too, but I haven't stayed in one of those.
And sometimes you kind of see a mix.
Like my shoot, I don't even know how I'm related to her, I guess.
She'd have been my like great-great aunt.
She was my dad's aunt or something like that.
And she lived in a trailer park full time.
It was more like a campground than anything.
There were a bunch of older people that lived there in single wides and double wides.
But then there were also people that, you know, your weekend, people that come for a month at a time or whatever.
So it's kind of interesting to see that.
They have a lot of the older communities there.
Like a lot of the places I was looking for to spend wintertime in a warm spot are reserved for 55 plus.
And those are the places with the best rates.
That's so American.
Make the younger people pay more if they have less money.
Thanks a lot, dude.
Any do's or don'ts at trailer parks?
Faux pas.
Did you ever screw up and have the locals with pitchforks and torches outside your door?
Not really.
I mean, I'm relatively quiet in the living space.
And I mean, do the remote work during the day and then go somewhere and climb a mountain or something like that in the evening or the weekend.
So, no, not really.
Just don't get drunk and walk around sometimes.
I may have done that, but you know, don't annoy anyone too bad.
And it's fine because most everyone understands you're there for pleasure for the most part at livestock.
And how about for you, aside from the local meth heads, anything that's irritating about those places or bad experiences?
Honestly, no.
Just once again, everybody traveling like that is pretty nice, and everyone's in a more of a vacation-type mood.
Yeah, figure you have to be pretty high agency to handle that equipment and drive it safely, right?
So you don't get a lot of like, you know, criminal scumbags cruising around with an RV behind their truck.
That's why most people have a no unit older than 10 years limit.
That's how the crackheads get around.
Ah, good to know, yeah.
They get their $1,000 86er and rolling near Trilogy Park, and you can't get them out of there.
And you're older and wiser this winter, right?
You made the big mistake of freezing your tukas off.
I think that's probably another Yiddish word that is poisonously entered my vocabulary.
Took us.
Tukkas was cold there, Water.
So this year, you're wiser.
You're down south again now, and you're going to do the sort of the snowbird thing, right?
You're going to stay in warmer climes to survive this winter.
Are you still searching for the Great White Water home somewhere in America?
Yeah, that's the plan.
I'm going to do the typical old person thing and do the desert.
I've never been there in the American Southwest.
So that'll be a fun new experience.
And the whole time, browse Zillow, look at Trulia, and hopefully a good thing comes out.
Yeah, so you saw.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
And you've been able to visit with our very numerous guys all over the country, right?
It's like it was the summer of water traveling around and visiting our guys.
That's usually what decides where I stop.
So yeah, it was pretty awesome.
Nice.
Are you going to keep the thing when you finally find your pad?
Are you going to sell it?
I don't know, man.
That was the best piece of advice I ever got was these things are pieces of junk built by crackheads, but they get the job done.
If you go into it with that mindset, then you'll be pretty good when it all breaks down.
It'll be part of the plan, part of the life.
It's pretty useful.
I literally have duct tape fixing it right now.
It fixed the leak like a charm.
So it doesn't look that great, but man, I'd rather be dry.
So it's staying.
Was it water leaking in or you leaking out?
A little bit of both.
All right.
Smasher shamefully didn't come through in your hour of need.
I heard.
You just had to.
Didn't drive two hours out of the way from now.
Two hours one way.
What exactly would you say you do around here, Smasher?
Water's like, help, please.
I'm drowning.
Throw some duct tape on it.
I figured that he didn't really need it fixed because his name is Water.
That's a good point.
It's ironic.
Yeah.
You'd think he had a cool water story or he was maybe baptized as an adult.
This guy had to create.
I'm telling the story, damn it.
The listeners need to know.
He's like faced with a login screen and he obviously can't use his real name and he's got a water bottle next to his computer.
Boom.
That's when the magic happened.
He became water in that moment.
I didn't realize it was going to be my permanent Nazi name, but here we are today.
Yeah.
Jazz hands, McPhield's, Coach Finstock, whatever.
Careful what you choose.
All right, Water, what else is coming down the pike for you?
You are searching for that special lady.
You're not as long in the tooth as me, but you're on my tail.
And you're basically, you know, you've been on the dating scene and you're ready to settle down.
I assume have you done the dating apps and all the rest of it?
I mean, the ads are awful.
Just doom-scrolling women, and there's one in a million that can write more than one sentence about herself, especially the hot ones who just never had to develop a personality.
It's rough out there, dude.
I'm church shopping.
Sure.
All right, man.
Well, if you're listening to this ladies, I can attest to Water's handsomeness.
He's great with my kids.
They call him Sneed.
I don't know why.
If that was your idea, can't see the floors from the Sneeds.
Hit us up, though.
We may have a burgeoning full house love connection, but in case that one doesn't pan out, my man's got options here.
So keep it in mind.
All right, Water.
What else did I miss?
What do people need to know about buying, living in, hitting the road with an RV?
Anything I missed?
Man, it's a broad question that's covered by a million YouTube videos, which is a great place to start.
That's what I did, like casually thinking about it.
Just watch hours of YouTube videos while I do something else, and then all the cream rises to the top, and then you get the good advice.
But start where you are and jump in.
I've decided this is a hobby of mine, so I'm going to consume every YouTube video on it.
If you don't do that, now you're wrong, honestly.
That's the best way to do it.
That's how I got so good at the thing I gave you.
How I got so good at the thing you gave me?
I'm not following you.
I gave you, I don't know if your wife showed you the latest product.
I guess I'll keep it secret, but I gave her some extra stuff for your took some pics of your kids, and it came out pretty good.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I know exactly.
Now I know what you're talking about.
Yes.
Oh, that thing.
Yes.
Nothing naughty.
I hope not, man.
No.
And the worst thing that happened to you through all this was frozen winter and blown out tires.
Yeah.
And after that, I mean, that too shall pass.
So no big deal.
I mean, cold is really just a state of mind.
And your body.
You just tell yourself you're not cold.
Be like Smasher.
Take the breath.
Mouse hand frozen, wearing two layers.
Oh, it's cold.
Mind over matter.
And internet, of course, I assume you're either streaming off your phone hotspot or they have Wi-Fi in these camps, parks.
Yeah, it's something you really got to research.
I just Google Maps, the place I want to go and just start researching every RV spot ever.
And the place with the best cell phone signal/slash rate/slash internet gets the business.
Nice.
All right, man.
Well, Godspeed.
I certainly hope that you find a good spot, but you're not taking my advice and homing in on Appalachia.
You're looking west.
Oh, look at that tie into the first half.
Whoever the woman has the roots, that's all I'll go.
All right.
Seeks marriage, will travel.
Good man.
All right, Water.
Hang with us.
I want to move on now, put him on the spot, our new producer, because the audience deserves to know who we're dealing with here.
And he's not afraid to get behind a microphone either.
Rolo, you have your own show, which I see through your opportunistic scheme here.
You're just using Full House as a means to shop your own wares.
But go ahead, man.
Plug your own show and tell us a little bit about yourself.
You can find me on Hate House every now and then.
No, my show is called The Final Storm on Americoner.org.
And we spend a lot of time talking about toads and how much we don't like them.
Wow, that's really a compelling sales pitch there, Rolo.
Stick to production.
I didn't come here to pick my show.
Okay, I wasn't ready for that.
I'll go into the next room.
I have it all written down.
Speech final storm is a compelling storm.
No, you got to be aware.
We're strictly frog respectors.
Okay.
Come on, what is the final storm about?
Give me some meat here, brother.
Soak the audience.
Marinate them in your compelling narrative.
So we are not the final storm.
The final storm is not the people on the show.
What I think is, I think something bad is coming or something very good.
And either way, right now, we are currently fighting the last culture war, I think, that is going to be fought.
And it's going to end with either our enemies winning and there's no coming back or a total Aryan victory.
And I think right now it's looking bad, but I think we are winning.
I think the long run is looking good for us because the mask keeps slipping.
And we do a lot of breakdowns of how the media just lies to people and how they use articles and their carefully coded language to shift people's perspectives on things.
Because I think most people currently in America, especially, their opinions are not their own.
Their opinions come straight from TV, Facebook headlines, Stephen Colbert, and whatnot.
And then we just go through something, some story that we'll find and find how they use language to make people's opinions, the media's opinion.
All right.
And we also do movie commentary tracks.
Good stuff.
And who are your compatriots on the show?
So my compatriots are Mr. Steve Dave, Mr. Pickle, and Isaac.
All right.
Two single, one married with child.
In all sincerity, brothers, thank you very much for stepping up to the plate and helping us out here.
It's an honor to have you and I have full confidence in your editing, chops, uber, alice.
And you too, sir, let's not shy away from the tough issues, are single and seeking a special lady to spend the rest of your life with and raise a family.
So same thing as water, sort of the wasteland of dating apps, or what's your, yeah, how did you, I don't, I actually don't know how old you are.
You don't have to tell us, but you know, a lot of relationships that failed or just the too many skanks.
What's the scoop?
Without without probing too much.
Well, I'm not too far from what I would consider, and I think what many people on this audience would consider enemy lines.
So it's an unfortunate combination of where I am geographically and COVID shutting things down that are fun.
So you live in southern Lebanon then is where no, I'm actually in Afghanistan.
The ultimate, the big boss enemy lines.
Northern Kabul.
I live in Jerusalem.
They just moved the embassy over here.
It's great.
Of course, you know, a lot more of my people.
Yeah.
At first, you're so great.
I was like, what was he?
Live outside DC?
No, I assume you mean a liberal enclave.
Pick a major city and then use your imagination.
Yeah, sure.
Pick a manager Sneedy.
Exactly.
Yeah, so there's a lot of women around me.
They're very pro-vax.
They do not want to spend time around the unvaccinated.
Not interested in the unvaccinated seed.
Yeah, a lot of rainbow flags from non-gays.
Lot of protect trans lives at all costs.
A lot of black lives matter, a lot of just broken brained women, and it's sad.
It's just like this is the the result of having no strong men in their life and that strong men role is replaced with people on tv.
That's gayer than being gay yeah, and uh, why are you Rollo?
Is that?
Uh, Rollo Tomasi?
Uh, you know, Manosphere sort of stuff.
I believe it's fair to characterize it as that.
No, my real name is Roland Thomas I.
I don't, I don't get it, brother.
Who's that?
Who's Roland Thomas?
Sorry, it's not.
No, it's a joke.
Uh, Rollo Tomasi was from La Confidential and that's where the Manosphere guy got it from, because someone asked me a long time ago if I was the Manosphere guy.
Uh yeah, start saying yes anytime it comes up.
Just say yes, don't expand, I know all your.
Yeah, let me ask you about it.
Just like, what do you mean?
Yes, I am, I know all your tricks.
Ladies uh, speak.
Yeah, speaking of movies there La Confidential.
I did really enjoy that a lifetime ago.
God who knows if I would today, but um, and I think, I think it's still a solid one.
The the only blacks that appear uh, are either completely emasculated or one gets shot by Russell Crowe, framed by a cop even though not really not really framed for, like you know, he actually committed a crime but he framed him for a different crime.
He made it look like he shot at the cop first, but when the cop just comes in, just shoots him because you know he was, you know like uh, I don't know kidnapped some girl and was like raping her or renting her out something terrible that blacks do.
Speaking of movies with no blacks uh, we got the kids and watched Monster House the other night.
All three of them did a little bit of homework to make sure it was going to be okay, but of course I was like on the edge of my seat waiting, for sometimes these things start off wholesome and then the pause creeps in, but it's basically uh, these two sort of prepubescent kids and a uh, a prep school gal who comes around and there's a haunted house across the street and of course you think the inhabitant is this evil old man who's uh trying to harm them and steal their toys and stuff, and the plot twists and as we're going along,
the only uh it's not even pause necessarily.
I mean, believe me, this is not like the greatest film to show your kids.
I don't know if there's any moral value to it.
It is simply enjoyable, not too scary and again, they probably wouldn't make it today because the three protagonists are these like relatively nice white kids.
The only diversity in it is the cop uh the the, the beat cop who's the second in command with the other sort of fat donut eating white cop, and he's this goofy ass afroed bad, triggered discipline, ghetto speaking.
Uh ex actually Nick Cannon, Mariah carries, ex-husband uh, who got in trouble for naming the Jews and then totally cucked.
By the way goofy guy and the kids are just yeah, so he talks like the Cosby kids, something like that.
Yeah, the broken book, Nick Cannon.
Yeah he, he look, he looks like a, like a bulb head and he's totally like Keystone Cops, tier and uh, like really the only, like cutting satire.
There was like bad black cop and bad white cop here, ignoring the kids, telling them that there's like something really wrong with this uh house.
Anyway, you know it's october, it's halloween, we're all scrambling around for uh things to watch that are in the spirit of the season.
So you can do worse than Monster House.
And uh Rollo says he plays some black metal too.
Thank you uh, for that, sir.
Can you play a banjo, though i've got a request for.
Can you play black banjo?
I should play a black banjo, All right, good enough.
Close enough.
Rolo, did you do anything?
We have the insane contrast of Ian Cranston.
Now, I'm totally leaning on, I'm sure that Rolo did extensive research for this, but Ian Cranston is the white man, worked in an ammo manufacturing facility, who eventually ended up shooting dead a black outside a bar just after midnight.
It wasn't too crazy of times, apparently after the guy was just tactfully hitting or complimenting his girlfriend in the words of the press and the local district attorney, when in reality he was in a fight.
His defense attorney says there's unequivocal video evidence that the fight was still going on when he finally pulled out his gun and shot this creature.
Ian Cranston has a black eye in the mugshot.
It's a fresh reminds me of Zimmerman.
And in some of the pictures that the media outlets use, you can tell that they tried to touch up his eye.
It's really prominent in some and some of them he just looks like there's like he got a little tired on one side of his face.
Yeah.
Shot him dead and he's facing, of course, life in prison, if not execution in Texas.
Contrasted with Timothy Simpson, an innocent enough sounding name.
Turns out he's a loaded goblin who was getting bullied in school.
And what did old Timmy do?
Timmy went home and grabbed his piece and went up and ineffectually shot up his high school, not killing anyone, but injuring four.
And old Timmy walked out, strutted out of the courthouse, the jailhouse today, wearing a mask, not taking questions from the audience without a care in the world.
75K bond for shooting up a school in Texas of all places and basically walking free the next day.
I don't know if he was 18 or 17, but this kid is apparently loaded and was getting picked on.
And truth be told, was getting pretty mercilessly brutalized in class on video by another of his fellow goblins.
I don't know.
I can't summon the outrage or the shock and surprise anymore, but I know a lot of guys are like, this has to be the one.
This has to be like worse than Derek Chauvin.
This has to be worse than George Zimmerman.
This has to be worse than Ferguson.
forget the name of the cop you know every it always gets worse but like you know I don't know Well, but each thing is definitely adding more people to our side because each thing that happens wakes up a whole bunch more people.
I can attest to it.
Just, you know, people talking about that incident, but also, you know, more locally here in the land of Gordon Lightfoot.
Yeah, you got your own there down south from Oshkosh.
Yeah.
You know, with the mutual combatants category, apparently is going to protect some Negroes from prosecution.
Which, I mean, I, for one, am pro mutual combatant.
Like, if we can just make that a thing, bring back dueling and, you know, mutual trial by combat type stuff, like, I'm all for it.
Yeah, if I have to.
Yeah.
Sam, basically, there was a black-on-black shootout, right?
Blacks outside a house, shooting into a house, blacks inside the house, return fire, kill a couple people, and the district attorney, Kim Fox, who is notorious for defending the God, you can't keep track of these people anymore, but the actor or the rapper who basically has this false.
Thank you, Rolo, adding value here.
First time for everything.
Yeah, she stuck up for just that's it.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you, Rolo.
No, I'm kidding.
I got to bounce the producer.
It's in our show, DNA.
But yeah, Kim Fox did not want to press charges.
She's like, mutual combat.
First time I've ever heard that in a legal context.
And that was too much for Bulbhead Beetlejuice.
Gordon Lightfoot.
Negro Lightfoot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gordon.
The mayor's like, Ms. Reckon.
Fitzgerald.
You know, you actually have to put on the appearance of trying to not let Chicago descend into utter gangster warfare.
So I don't know how that's going to pan out, but it's too much.
Do you guys remember the drug Chantix?
Yeah, Chantix.
Smoking?
Yep.
Well, so they pushed it really hard in the Army in like 2007, 2008.
And they pushed it hard for years.
And then all of a sudden, they stopped pushing it without really kind of saying anything.
Turns out that it makes people homicidal and suicidal, one or the other.
And it's like a significant number of people that it does that to you.
So obviously not great for, you know, at the time, a still like testosterone combat hopped military.
But I think they must be putting Chantix in the water in Chicago.
It must be that.
They're putting it in the new ports.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
Haven't heard too much about the old banning menthol cigarettes thing.
Remember, that was a few months ago.
We're like, oh, that will be the chimpaning for sure.
Breaking news.
Man, menthols and scratch it.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
What will they?
Yeah, they'll have to go back to sitting on the porch.
Santa.
Playing instruments.
Mickeys.
Breaking across the Telegram wires.
Stryker says.
Yeah, Mickey's is legit.
We used to drink that in South Jersey, Sam, in the woods.
The little bumblebee on there, those cute little green bottles.
Yeah, yeah.
Stryker says they raised about 15K.
He's still counting the shekels on Odyssey or wherever they did their little fundraiser.
But 15K for the family or families.
I'm not sure if it was for one or for both.
I was like, which one is it?
Like we had two at the same time.
And yeah, Smasher, there was to last last week when you chimped out at the end and dropped some F-bombs about the give send go, they really did shut that thing down.
So I couldn't even post the link.
But I know people are answering the call.
I guess hit us up.
I have a cash app and a crypto site for one of the two families.
So if you are listening to this, dear listener, and would like to help out one of these families and you missed the stream, or Smasher was going to go on that stream, but he had to work.
I was going to go on that stream later tonight, but I told Stryker we already had the show tonight with Morty, so I couldn't push that.
So hit us up and we'll share that with you within reason.
The only thing I have here in my pile, Sam Smasher, weapons free after this, is that out of morbid curiosity, I went to nationalreview.com the other night just to see what was going on in there.
Because I used to be a subscriber to George F. Buckley.
Is it George F. Buckley?
Whatever.
Buckley.
William F. Buckley.
William F. Buckley's old rag.
Yeah.
Might as well have been William Crystal.
He was Weekly Standard, I think.
But anyway, I just went to check it out out of curiosity because I used to subscribe when I was converting away from liberalism.
You know, Democrats bad, then Republicans good.
Oh, and conservative Republicans, really good.
To be fair, there is some brilliant writing and research done in that magazine, or at least there was five years ago.
And I used to go there and read Jonah Goldberg and Rich Lowry and Ramesh Panuru.
And I was like, these guys really have the solution for what's wrong.
This is Tea Party days, you know, so bear with me.
And then once Trump came along, it became clear that these guys were nothing but establishment stooges with Jews funding their entire operation, probably from the get-go with Buckley, that or the CIA.
So I just poked over there, long story short, to see what was going on.
David French, I think his decamp Jonah Goldberg is gone.
It was like a ghost town.
Charles C.W. Cuck, the Englishman who wrote the book, Conservatarianism, this hybrid of conservatism and libertarianism.
It was probably the last blue-pilled book that I bought.
I remember reading that on a bus while S-Posting on Twitter and looking at my phone and all these good takes and then reading this pile of slop and saying, I think this is my exit.
This is where I get off from the old conservatism.
And it was just cheap and hollow.
Yeah.
I just laugh at conservatarianism.
How to be extra useless and extra gay.
Yep.
And we had the NRO revolt back then, 2015, 2016, which is basically like a little troll raid on all these guys.
Ricky Vaughan, peace be upon him.
I don't know what's up with Ricky in his legal case.
I'm not his biggest fan, but I certainly don't think he deserved what he got.
But credit to him.
At that time, we were the rebels and we were boosting Trump and sticking it to the old guard and their weak ass rhetoric and deracinated Judeo-Christian outlook on the world.
So check it out yourself, nationalreview.com if you want to gloat a little bit.
It's a shell.
I'm sure they're losing money hand over fist and have like no subscribers and no advertisers and they're just keeping it going on a rope, if that's a thing.
Some Jews probably giving him a bunch of money so that they can act as gatekeepers or whatever.
Exactly.
Because, you know, say what you will about some of those guys I mentioned, like they at least were compelling good writers, even if they were selling snake oil.
And it just ain't the same over there.
So good riddance.
You know, I think just like the Democrats are over their skis, all those old guard conservative institutions.
They're just losing money.
They're losing people.
You know, literally dying off.
Some of these old boomers probably still subscribing from the 50s.
And yeah, the future is ours if we seize it.
Sam Smasher Water Rolo.
Last call before we land this puppy.
I got nothing.
I want water to marry one of my daughters.
There you go.
That's a vouch.
What do we got to do to make it happen?
First date will be the Grand Canyon.
Just meet me there.
Wow.
Interestingly, Water takes all his first dates to the Grand Canyon, and they're never heard from again.
They have the time of their lives.
I'm kidding.
He is not a psycho murderer so far as I know.
The best last day of your life is a gift that you will never be able to get twice.
Very good.
Hey, what a vouch, though.
Sam wants his daughter to marry Water.
So we hope that happens.
If that doesn't happen, another lovely lady will find his way into his life, into Rolo's life, and to all of our worthy men who are not woman haters, but woman respecters.
We salute you all.
All right, Sammy, baby.
Thank you very much.
Hope to see you soon.
Out there, sir.
Yes, sir.
And a happy anniversary to you, coach.
Thank you very much.
I probably got some mending to do after recording the show on my anniversary tonight.
So please.
Happy last anniversary.
Too soon, Smasher.
Too soon.
No, the anniversary is eternal, even if the marriage doesn't last.
It's still your anniversary.
That's right.
Now you're Shakespeare.
Solid Cope.
Solid Cope.
Oh, God help me.
No, I know.
I'm an idiot.
Smasher, thank you, brother.
Yeah, of course.
My closing thought is I managed to not bring up 9-11 on the show.
I've been watching a bunch of 9-11 stuff lately and totally irrelevant to the show.
So I'm glad that I made it through without derailing with 9-11 garbage.
Yeah, I mean, you're only a month out from 9-11.
You know, it would be a little awkward to show you.
Oh, I know.
I know.
No, but I just, I came across a video of it the other day, and it was just like footage.
It wasn't, you know, no conspiracy stuff.
But I've just been watching footage, and it's kind of weird.
I guess you could tie this into the theme of our show a little bit, meta-theme of our show, not this episode specifically.
But like, you know, I was alive on 9-11.
I remember 9-11, but I don't remember seeing a lot of the footage and stuff because I was, you know, I was young.
I didn't pay much attention to it.
It was just like this sensational thing that happened.
And I remember some of the footage that was on the news, you know, the same like three clips that they played.
And that's really it.
So seeing some of this footage now, it's like literally seeing this stuff for the first time and just like, wow, I remember like these little bits and pieces, but all of this stuff, it's kind of incredible.
So if you are a younger person that remembers 9-11, but you haven't watched a bunch of the footage, watch a bunch of the footage.
They have like remastered footage on YouTube and stuff.
You don't even have to, I haven't watched any of the conspiracy stuff lately.
It's just, you know, it's really interesting.
Sure.
Hey, if you, if there's any, I, you know, I too got into, I was looking at 9-11 stuff after talking to Andreas because, you know, I'm like, oh, whatever, 9-11, 20 years, I don't give a rat's ass.
But I was like, huh.
No, I did the same thing.
I went back to look for footage.
And of course, it's like a graveyard on YouTube.
It's just all lame stuff.
There's very few cynical videos or skeptical videos, at least so far as I can tell, cursory search.
If you come across anything good, please send them to me.
I'll put them in the show notes.
There's a great article by some guy with a French last name.
I can't recall it on UNS that goes through all the ways that it's ludicrous.
I'm still not all the way there on some of this stuff because it by necessity is speculative.
But it's good to challenge your assumptions there if you haven't yet in any great detail.
It's just a wealth of information.
So yeah, hit me up if you got any.
There's Ryan Dawson's stuff.
There's that article on UNS.
Anything good, I'll put it in there for the audience to share.
We'll go to our new producer, Rolo.
Thank you again sincerely, brother.
The bants are all in good nature.
We are honored to have you on, and you saved our bacon, to be fair and honest.
I'll always save your bacon, coach.
Atta boy.
All right.
Well, we'll see you.
We'll see you next week.
And if you ever can't make it on, just the editing chops alone are worth a million.
And Water, you're okay yourself there, good sir.
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
It's always a pleasure.
I love you all.
You bet.
Stay warm out there.
Sorry, I didn't let you say, let's go.
You know, can I do the outfit?
Sure.
Why not?
We can all do it together as we like.
And thank you, dear listener.
Full House episode 104 was recorded on a wonderfully warm October 7th, now October 8th, 2021.
I brought my sons of anarchy.
That's not sons of anarchy, sons of Valhalla, sons of Odin, hoodie, down here.
Didn't even need it.
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Take our good pal Water's experience and advice to heart.
Thank you, Sammy Baby, for turning on the video.
We haven't had our video on all night long.
Ah, I feel my right arm arising too.
New Mr. Producer, this Synth Wave track has been bouncing around my big old noggin all week.
So I just had to spread the pain with the audience.
But I know one man who will enjoy this one because he likes all my music.
It's my man, Rusty.
Rusty, enjoy this.
It's not as hard as the dystopia track, but it's just as good.