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Jesus or nothing is the religious binary that most of our people accept.
Christian or irreligious is perhaps a nicer way of putting it.
That false dichotomy is understandable to an extent.
Either you subscribe to the faith of our more recent forefathers, or you throw out the baby Jesus with the bathwater, concluding that the whole concept of an omniscient, omnipotent, celestial supreme being is hokum.
But there is a third way, one in keeping with our glorious history and also true to our people.
And we're delighted to welcome a representative of the Asatru Folk Assembly on this week to dig into their faith, their project, and good deeds in a fallen world.
We won't try to convert you in this show, although our guests might.
If we are ever going to make it out of this mess, we absolutely must prove ourselves capable of addressing and debating faith and the supernatural with mutual respect and humility.
And with our eyes on the prize, saving our people in the here and now with imperfect knowledge about what comes after.
Personally, I enjoy not much more than cracking a couple cold ones around the fire with my bros and debating the metaphysical.
So I'm really looking forward to this one, folks.
Mr. Producer, let's get down to business.
Welcome, everyone, to Full House, episode 101, the world's most considerate show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your genuinely curious and ignorant host, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours dedicated to giving a fair shake to almost everything under the sun.
Before we meet tonight's birth panel, though, big thanks to Official Narrative Respector for keeping our ship afloat following more censorious oppression from the usual suspects.
We see you slackers out there consuming this show like a bunch of freeloaders.
So be more like Official Narrative Respector and throw some ice cream money in the tip jar.
Please, Smasher's family is starving.
Also, do check.
That's not true, so far as I know.
Also, do check out the most recent Nordic Frontier podcast where I was honored to join our pal Andreas for two hours live streamed here in the great Appalachian gazebo.
Yes, the damn guinea fowls made another guest appearance.
I had to throw a paper towel roll at them to send them scurrying.
And Prussian Blue in the Full House comment zone said it looked like I had a comb over.
Very, very disrespectful, Prussian Blue.
I got a nice head of hair here.
No comb, no bald spot comb over.
Anyway, enough of me.
Let's get on to our birth panel and our very special guest.
First up, if you've never met him, he looks like one of those artflow.ai images.
If you enter Jesus and Odin as the search terms, it's true.
He is the father Christmas of Full House after all.
Sam, welcome back.
Oh, man, that is hilarious, Coach.
Hey, it's great to be here.
And I'm really happy to have this guest on.
I'm very interested in what he has to say.
Hey, you know, I found out that this Telegram, you know, you got to download it from the Telegram site itself.
For Android.
Yep, that's right.
I, you know, i'm sure, i'm sure you and uh, maybe some listeners are saying okay Boomer, at this point, but I am not a Boomer, I am not a Boomer, but uh no, I found out because you know i'm i'm on this.
Uh, i've done a show and i'm going to be doing another one soon on the White Power HOUR.
Uh, the music show.
And uh, they have a Telegram channel, White Power HOUR channel.
It's called and uh I, I sent you the actual telegram address and you could post that.
But uh, because I was, I suddenly started getting on that.
And a couple other channels.
Oh, the Google play store, you can't.
Yep, they're blocked.
On Apple too, I saw that right before we came here.
Yeah, I mean, it's ridiculous, you know so.
Then I said, and I heard about this, so I said oh okay, i'm gonna download the Telegram Telegram app uh, directly from Telegram.
And then boom, I got everything.
But you know, the the thing is though, I think about in in in so many ways, with this is being one example.
They think they can stop us by banning us, by censoring us or anything else.
They're not going to stop us by doing any of those things, because we'll find some other kind of way to do it.
Exactly, yeah it.
It doubles our resolve, right?
It's a badge of honor.
And oh oh, you nuked us.
Oh, that's cute.
Yes oh, it's certainly.
Now i'm going exactly yeah, I mean, I wish, I wish they would ban Potato Smasher off the internet completely.
He's about the only one I will.
I will spend 100 of my income on burner phones.
My family is starving help, but I have a pile of burner phones over there for yeah, for the memes, be emboldened, be emboldened.
This is that they think that they are so desperate that they think they can stop us by doing that.
Yep their, their days are numbered.
I guarantee you, i'm all smiles here.
They won't take my smile and uh, GAB is uh pretty, pretty lit these days too.
We've endorsed that before.
Tourba is getting sued by the, the German government somehow is like pressuring GAB now to to censor stuff or clean up their act.
It's like what, how do you have?
Uh yeah, this is like trying to.
This is like trying to outlaw the printing press or something.
You know, the cat is out of the bag.
Hell yeah Sammy baby hey, I got a quick question for you Sam uh, sincere one.
You, you've worked in manufacturing for a lot of your life, correct?
Oh yeah, all right.
So I, I assume you've worked in some some good places and some bad ones.
Oh my gosh yeah, I got.
We could do a whole show just on that.
Well, what would you, what would you call one of the middle of the road ones?
Sam, like an average uh manufacturing facility that you that you worked at?
Uh, I don't know.
To me, there it's, it's binary, it's good and bad.
You know, there's there's places that are outrageous safety risks and run by retarded people, and there's uh, there's places that are run by sensible, sensitive people, family people that are doing the right thing.
Okay well, my wife said that one of those middle of the road ones would be called a satisfactory.
Uh sorry, that's hers, not mine.
I don't know if that qualifies as a dad joke.
We got to get one in every show, so blame my wife for that one.
Yeah, all right.
Next up, if I can make a simile of his religious outlook, I describe it as a bubbling cauldron of righteous virtue and informed hatred, comprised of mostly wholesome ingredients with a bit of mystery meat in there.
Smasher, did I stretch the analogy too far?
There, brother you are.
You just say that I have mystery meat and you're, well, I I didn't mean like mystery yeah, some mysterious ingredient um, mysterious ingredients.
Maybe that's what I should have said.
What's up?
brother?
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you?
Nobody ever asks you how you're doing.
Yeah, I know, right?
I'm just the trained monkey here.
I'm just the host.
That face when you realize you're a talk show host.
No, I'm doing great.
The homeschool is going great.
You know, it's, I think I mentioned on Andreas's show, but it's easy and it's hard, right?
You give yourself a hard time.
Am I doing a good job?
Am I teaching them enough during the day?
But to have the kids under the roof and to be in control and to teach them, like I taught Junior cross-multiply and divide, which to date is still like one of my favorite mathematical, handy go-tos, you know, just simple proportions.
And he was like, wow, that's awesome.
You know, so the kids are healthy and it's hot here.
It's like been in the 80s, almost the 90s.
And yeah, I'm excited to have our guest on here.
So we'll move on to him with that.
Our very special and very patient guest.
He is, pardon me here, I'm going to give it the best shot I can.
The Alsher Jagati of the Asatru Folk Assembly, a very white-friendly pagan or Volkish faith.
We'll get into what exactly it is and the proper ways to describe it, but I can't wait to dig into that.
Matthew Flaville, welcome to Full House, sir.
Honor Davion.
Hey, guys.
Thank you very much for having me.
You bet.
Gave you some questions in advance.
Sam and Smasher are going to pepper you.
Our objective here is to learn as much as possible about what you guys believe in and what you're doing.
I know you got a big network already and you've been around for a while, but I'm sure a ton of our listeners either have preconceived notions about what it is or perhaps like myself are largely ignorant.
So we're just going to get into all of it and get to it.
But of course, your first time on Full House and we always ask first-time guests, what's your ethnicity and your fatherhood status?
Religion is going to come throughout the course of this show.
I'm a white man.
I think getting more specific, most of my people are from England.
Most recent folks that came over to the new world are from France and Switzerland.
All right.
And you married, have kids?
Yeah, I am married and I have a beautiful little baby girl that's 17 months old now.
Oh, man.
Awesome.
Congratulations.
You're looking to have more?
We'll see.
My wife and I didn't know if it'd really be in the cards for us.
We both kind of waited too long in life.
Most of us are 40 now.
So we're really happy we were able to have her.
And we'd love to have some more, but we'll see how that goes.
Sure thing.
Totally understand.
Yeah.
40 gang here as well, sir.
So Godspeed to you.
I hope you do have more, but hey, you got that one precious babe.
Yeah, exactly.
Count your blessings.
And what were you raised religiously?
We know you're probably something different now, or maybe, yeah.
Well, I wasn't.
I think in the most broad possible sense, I guess culturally Protestant Christian, just because my parents had to put something down on a piece of paper, but it wasn't really a very active part of my upbringing that way.
So you came to your current faith around when in life?
So I had a brief period.
I've always been a person with a spiritual need and didn't really know my options.
So my aunt was a very active Jehovah's Witness.
I say was, I assume she still is, very active Jehovah's Witness.
And I got involved with that for a couple of years towards the end of high school.
I found Osatru in, I'm going to say 2001.
Okay.
How'd you find it?
So I tried really hard with Christianity.
I tried, you know, I read my Bible through, I think, three different times, cover to cover, to try to get, you know, try to force the square peg into the round hole.
And I came to the conclusion that the biblical God wasn't, I think person is a strange word to use, but just wasn't a very good person in my understanding of that.
And I wanted to separate from it.
It was very scary because I didn't know what the other options were.
Right.
But, you know, I was a historically minded person.
I know that our people had, you know, had religion before Jesus came, you know, from the Middle East to Europe.
So I, I looked back into what that was and I thought I was going to be the only, you know, weirdo out there doing this, but I was, I had, you know, Googled it at the time just to find out.
I was thinking I would get some historical information from historical sources.
And I found this thing called the Astru Folk Assembly and Steve McNallon.
And I saw, you know, regular folks that were practicing this faith, you know, right now.
Sure.
And it was fascinating.
And once I got hooked, I've, I've never really let go.
It, it was a, we always say in the AFA, it's like coming home.
That's one of our catchphrases or whatever, but it really is that.
It absolutely felt like coming home.
And a lot of our members describe that as well.
Fair enough.
And before we get on to the faith itself, your position, Alsher Jargothy, apologies for the pronunciation.
What is that?
Is that like a high priest or are you the top dog?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Simply, yes.
Now, the word itself, all's here, you are Gothi.
So it basically means like all's here, Hariar meaning warrior.
And so like every warrior's Gothi and Gothi means like God man.
It's from the same root as the Goths, Gothic, and God, for that matter.
All right.
Very cool.
So my conception of AFA is pagan, the old gods, Odin and the Thor.
And I always wondered whether it was more of a cultural movement or whether your flock, your members were true believers, actually believe in the divinity of those very ancient and historic beliefs that so many of our ancestors held.
So now's your chance to describe it in your own words.
I'm sure some of our Christian listeners will maybe get a little bit triggered.
So bear with us, folks.
We're trying to get the straight dope from the chieftain himself.
So go ahead, have at it, Matt.
What do you guys believe in and why?
Well, so I can't promise you that every member of the Astru Folk Assembly has a deep and sincere faith.
I hope that they're on the road to that.
I can certainly say our leadership, myself very much included, without a doubt, believe completely in the existence and reality of our gods and in the relationship that we have built and are building with them.
I think it's very easy for people who don't, who haven't been raised with that and haven't had experiences that way to picture our gods in these very, you know, comic book fairy tale images.
Sure.
And there's so much more to it than that.
I don't believe that Thor is, you know, a big buff dude with a red beard driving a goat chair.
I think that that image tells me about the great divinity that is Thor.
It helps me wrap my head around it.
But our gods are so much more than, you know, the images and myths of our ancestors.
They're the supreme forces of consciousness of our folk, of our race.
And through ritual and interaction, I absolutely have seen the reality of them in my own life and in the life of the Astru Folk Assembly.
Oh, man.
How would you?
How do you feel about the concept that, you know, particularly in pagan religions, that there is some sort of ancestral hero that then became part of our mythology?
I think that's an easy way for people to have their cake and eat it too and try to rationalize things that don't fit neatly in what they typically can rationalize or what they can touch.
I don't preclude the idea of a hero apotheosing and becoming more and ascending to something, you know, like a lesser G godhood, but I certainly don't think that's the root of all of the great gods of Aryan creation.
And when you mentioned the gods, Matt, which ones are you referring to?
I don't know if there's a thousand of them or if we're just talking about the big ones, but give us a little more information on the pantheon itself.
Well, so in the Austral Folk Assembly, we worship our gods under the, you know, I guess the Norse names for our gods, the old Norse names.
What you would think of as those very specific divinities goes back much, much older than that to, you know, Neolithic times to glacial times to Hyperborea.
I think that there's a common thread and a common face of some of this godhood to all Indo-European or Aryan religions.
And I think that they're expressed a very specific way in Germanic nations.
And by the time we got really in-depth writing on it in the Nordic countries.
All right.
Well, Metz, if you look across the different groups, different pantheons, you have a lot of the same stories with just different proper nouns applied to them.
Absolutely.
As our people migrated, our stories and the way that specific groups of our people related to our gods became different over thousands of years.
But this is a very ancient Aryan faith that I think is common to all of our folk.
Would you describe it?
What's the most succinct way to describe it?
Pagan, folkish?
Yeah, I'd go with the folkish.
Pagan, absolutely, it meets the dictionary definition, but that's got so many trappings of degeneracy in today's world that we have very little in common with if you just searched for pagan groups.
Those people and us have very few things in common.
Sure.
And that's something that I think people probably assume, right?
That you guys are like in costumes and weirdos and neckbeards.
I hope they don't assume that.
I've tried every way I know how to break that assumption and I continue to try.
I hope they don't accept that, but I'm sure some folks without a context for it probably do start that way thinking that.
Very good.
And where would you point people who want to learn more about this?
You have a website?
Is there a one old Norse holy book that is primary?
No, I mean, the pros and poetic eddas are certainly a really rich source for the high points of our lore.
But I think that it encompasses the traditions of our folk back to the beginning.
There's a lot of history and archaeology involved to getting a well-rounded view.
But to understand the modern religion of Ausatru, I'd say go to our website, www.runestone.org.
And also check us out on YouTube.
We're still on YouTube and we've got a lot of followers there and we've got quite a bit of content there that goes a little bit more in depth.
And you guys are recognized, you know, not that we care whether the government recognizes it or not, but you have won, I don't were court battles or did you have to struggle to gain legitimacy from people, you know, against people who either thought it was racist or sort of affronts, you know, just a way to be racially exclusionary?
No, I mean, folks don't necessarily like it, but we've always been treated fairly in that regard by the government.
We got our 501c3 acknowledgement from the IRS in 1995.
All right.
So we've been around for 27 years now, just about.
All right.
And you have, you have flock all over the country, but you have a few, you call them Hofs, right?
Not churches or parishes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hoff's basically a house of worship.
And we have three of those.
We're actually well underway to getting our fourth one at present.
All right.
And what is, I guess, if you had to boil it all down, is your, it's a religion, it's a faith.
So it's obviously about connecting people to something higher, something greater.
But I assume it's also very cultural and that your fellow faithful view themselves as a family of sorts.
Is that fair?
Absolutely.
The family aspect of it is extremely important.
And again, it's not just kind of something we say.
It's really something you feel when you get together with other AFA members.
It's certainly something that I feel.
And, you know, that's certainly what we aim for.
It's absolutely cultural, but what we really want to get away from is a tendency that we've seen out there in other faiths of it being, you know, just something they do on Sunday.
Outsetru should affect who you are throughout all of your life, not just when you're in ritual or at a religious event.
And how about some of those, you know, when you think Christianity, you think the Ten Commandments as a moral guidepost?
So what are some of yours?
Do you have a golden rule and that sort of thing?
The essential practices for someone who's in your faith?
As far as a set of rules, much less thou shalt do this, thou shalt not do that.
What we have is the nine noble virtues.
And we've got much more than that, but these are kind of nine concepts that encapsulate a lot of what it means to live true in Ostatrue.
And those are courage, discipline, fidelity, honor, hospitality, industriousness, perseverance, self-reliance, truth.
And in the AFA, we believe in a 10th noble virtue of victory.
All right.
Very good.
I like it.
Now, I'm sure that a lot of guys and gals listening to this would be like, this all sounds great, but I can't see myself sincerely believing in Odin or Thor or the old gods.
Would those people would they be sort of like auxiliaries?
Could they be friends with your flock, but not real members?
What's that dynamic like?
A lot of people start there.
I think a lot of our folks start there.
We've got kind of two dynamics now, and it was different years ago.
But now, you know, there's the people that come to Australu from Christianity, but there's a lot of people who come to Australia from atheism or at the very least agnosticism to where they don't have, they're not people of faith before they become Australians.
Spiritual, not religious?
A lot of people like to say that, and I think that's just people being non-committal.
I'm saying no, really.
What we would ask before you join the AFA is that you open yourself to it.
I don't expect you to be the most devout follower of the gods when you haven't built that relationship.
It's very much about building relationships.
But what I've always seen is when people come and they're open to it, when they reach out and say, Hey, if you guys are here, I'm listening.
Let's go.
I've been one of the most beautiful things I've seen as a Gothi is that moment when it becomes real to someone and you can see it in their eyes when you do a ritual.
And it doesn't hit everybody at the same time, but even people who think they believe you can catch that moment when, like, oh, wow, this, you know, it's like when you go hunting, every stump is what you're hunting for until you see the animal.
And then you wonder how you could have been so easily fooled before when they see it and they're like, oh, okay, this is real.
Sure.
That's really a special thing.
Can we show back to the nine noble virtues?
Of course.
So there's what the Odinic write that it's a similar set of rules, I guess, right?
And how do you feel about them?
Do you guys use those?
Well, so the nine noble virtues is kind of a commonly agreed upon up until there's some lefties very recently that take issue with it, which makes it even better.
Yeah, the nine noble virtues have been kind of agreed upon by most Ositru organizations, like I said, until very recently.
Certainly, I believe they were developed in large part by Stoba in the Odentic Right.
Yeah, so those lists are very, very similar.
I think there's some people that have it in slightly different order, but that's pretty much common across the board in the history of modern Osatru.
Smasher, we were talking before we hit the record button, and I figured that this was up his alley.
And indeed, it was.
Smasher, was there anything that, you know, you were not a member, of course, but was there anything that turned you off or gave you pause?
Are you still interested?
And it's just a question of when, not if it's a question of when, not if.
The biggest challenge, I think, for pagan or Asachu curious people would be you don't grow up with any, you know, knowledge of, you know, any of the old faiths, basically.
You learn some really surface level garbage, or you get like the Marvel DC version of, you know, Thor.
And so you have this, you know, basically you get this huge barrier to entry because it's all these foreign or seemingly foreign words and you don't understand any of it.
Maybe you grew up in the church and even if you aren't in the church any longer, it's like you still, you know, all of this stuff about Christianity.
Culturally, I mean, we're not really Christian, but we're still kind of, you know, culturally Christian in a way, at least from a knowledge base.
I think people, you know, just know a lot more about Christianity than they do about any type of pagan or old faith.
So that was, I guess, a bit of a barrier to entry.
And I mean, I've read, and I'm certainly better than like I was years ago when I first heard about the AFA.
But for me, it's mostly been a time thing where it's just like I was in the army and didn't have any time.
Then I had a set of twins and didn't have any time.
And now I have another set of twins.
But we recently met someone in the AFA.
And so having somebody local to you kind of makes access a little easier.
And sure.
Hopefully we can jumpstart, jumpstart that.
Yeah, I'm sincerely curious about it.
Obviously, it's not on my to-do list yet, but I'm leaving that door open to be candid.
Now, Sam, on the other hand, said that these are all a bunch of heretics who deserve to be burned.
That's stake before we record it.
It's true.
But yes, Sam, what are you thinking about this?
Does this make you uncomfortable?
Do you respect it grudgingly?
What's your take on all this?
No, no.
Yeah, as the resident Christian on this show, I have been waiting to chime in and waiting for the right moment.
You know, this, if you read the New Testament, this very thing was a controversy because Christ said, oh, do you not realize that the scriptures say ye are gods?
And so this thing of honoring the ancestors and, you know, the gods, so to speak, small G gods, this is in the Bible.
It's in our faith.
And I was just at a beautiful wedding over this last weekend.
One of our dear comrades locally here was married and was officiated by an AFA guy.
I'm not going to say his name on the air.
And maybe we talk a little more about that later.
But, you know, he hearkened to that in his remarks about the ancestors and stuff like that.
And, you know, I don't think anybody could have a problem with that.
But as the resident Christian here, I would like to comment on this, you know, for the sake of the Christians or for the sake of anybody, I guess, who's listening.
But, you know, in the scriptures in our New Testament, it says, be a doer of the word and not just an ineffectual hearer.
And I have had a lot of experience through the years with these asatru or pagan types.
And these are people, I don't know Matt extremely well, but I have the idea that we sat and talked, just like I sat and talked with this man that was officiating the wedding.
We're on the same page.
We have the same morals.
You know, as a Christian, whether this person exactly agrees with the things I believe in, the thing is, he's living to the things I believe in and he's doing the things I believe in.
So in that way, if you're a Christian and you are wondering about this, look at it in that respect that, you know, our people have the law written in their heart.
And so we have this inclination to be a certain way.
And Matt and his people, they have that same inclination to be that way.
That's the way I would put it.
As far as a question to Matt, you know, just speaking for myself, I'm unabashed white nationalist.
And I don't know if the, does the AFA take a very explicit position like we are for white people per se, or do you express it more in this spiritual terms, you know, affirming these ideas about Odin and these different characters and things like that.
I don't know.
Can you say just a little bit about that, how explicitly white nationalists argue comfortably?
And if I could piggyback off that real quick too, Sam.
Yeah, I mean, at least in the news and in what the enemy describes you as, you know, of course, you're terrible, horrible, racially exclusionary, you know, budding or crypto white supremacist, but it does sound like you got away with this is a faith for people of European descent.
So yeah, talk about race and AFA, if you would.
Well, we didn't get away with anything because we're not doing anything wrong.
It's absolutely an ethnic faith and it's absolutely just for white people.
And we put that in our declaration of purpose and in our statement of ethics to where it's clear.
It's an ethnic faith in the same way that many Native American faiths are ethnic faiths.
Honestly, most religions that aren't Abrahamic in origin are ethnically based and ethnically exclusive.
And so in that sense, absolutely.
Now, as far as nationalism goes, well, we're an international church.
We have members around the world and we're a religion and not a political movement.
So, you know, I don't know if I'd throw that on it, but we are certainly for our folk, which we define as white people.
Sure.
And now, how about, I'm not trying to be cute here, what about southern meds or those from the Levant?
I assume that not, you know, not all Europeans believed in Odin and the old Norse gods.
So how do you square that circle?
You know, I think that all Europeans believed in Indo-European slash Aryan divinity.
And I think that that takes certainly as you branch out from northern and central Europe, that starts looking quite a bit different.
It ends up looking different in the Mediterranean.
And I think that the racial makeup there tends to look a little bit different too for a similar reason.
But we're absolutely pan-Aryan and the people that joined the AFA.
We have Italians, we have Spaniards.
The reason that we use white isn't to be provocative.
It's because in the United States, it has a meaning.
Sure, absolutely.
You know, there was a time where we, you know, were much more cautious in talking about ethnically European and this and that, but Barack Obama is ethnically European.
All right.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So yeah, you got a lot of people at the time who were genuinely confused.
They're like, well, if I'm half German and half Nigerian, why couldn't I join if it's for ethnic Europeans?
So because it's for white people.
And when you go and you fill out a job application or any kind of a survey in the United States, you know what box you check.
Right.
So do you have a take it?
Do you have a heart of reasons rule?
Not a drop of non-white blood?
No, we basically have that job application rule.
If you look like the rest of us and you identify as the rest of us, then we're fine.
I'm not into rooting into anybody's family tree or whatever.
But by that same token, and I'll say this for anybody thinking about joining, you know, if you're Elizabeth Warren and you're 100% white, but you want to identify as something else, that hurts our group cohesion.
It hurts what we're all gathered together to do and to celebrate.
So we wouldn't allow her to be a member for that reason.
Sure.
Well, the reason I brought that up was because, and you already addressed it, but I wanted to underscore that.
This word pagan.
You know like, you like if, if I put up a flyer in my town here and I said hey, pagan festival next weekend, or something like that, you know what kind of weirdos would show up.
know so that's you know so i'm glad you drew that distinction because you know like it in a way like I've met enough people where somebody's using that word, that moniker, pagan.
Okay well, I talk to them enough and I see okay, all right, we're on the same page here.
It's fine, you know, but I I think that's important uh, to understand, like for somebody who's approaching this.
They think oh yeah pagan, i'm gonna jump on that.
You know, let me tell you, if you go attend something and it's being described as a pagan thing, you're not gonna want to be there.
I don't think you wanted to start out, start out as a pagan and next thing you knew you were a homosexual.
I mean, you're literally gonna see like dreadlock pot smoking.
That that sounds, that sounds like a joke.
But no, I bet you that the majority of that pagan festival, the theoretical pagan festival, is probably they're probably gay costumes.
It may not be a furry costume and it's very disproportionately homosexual.
Yeah, no doubt the same, the same people that are going to the?
Uh Pagan festival or the same people that would go to, like a Libertarian Kid Rape Park.
Well, this is something that I wanted to kind of mention, that that I think is important.
Um, one of the things that drew me to the Austral Folk Assembly specifically, and that i'm very proud of about us, is we define ourselves positively.
We're not ouster true because of how not Christian we are.
We're ouster true because of our positive faith in our gods and our celebration of our folk.
Um, a lot of people who are under the you know, the Pagan and i'm doing a little air quotes uh banner.
They're pagan because they're not Christian or they're not this, or they're non-conformist generally, so they've decided to put, you know, a special label on it, but they're there because of faith.
They're atheists that like Marvel yeah, or that like just Renaissance fair stuff.
Smasher, I gotta stop you there you're.
You keep mentioning Marvel and comic books.
I am a comic book guy, first of all, and yeah, but you're not a gay retard no, no.
But I just wanted to quickly say there's a series going on right now.
It's called Norse Mythology.
Uh, it's a Neil Gaiman uh produced thing it's on Image Comics and uh, it's actually really good.
It's like a very straight telling of the Nordic myths.
So uh, check it out.
You know if, if somebody's out there and they're in into comics, sure thing.
Uh Matt, tell us a little bit about the.
Uh, the I I gotta ask, you had a vision of the gods, but uh, before that, where did the?
Where do the Roman and Greek gods fall into the picture?
Are they considered sort of like uh, ancillary or relatives of the old Norse gods?
What's up with that?
And then talk about the vision that you had.
So that's, that's the murkier one, and it's kind of difficult.
If you said, are the Celtic gods the same, i'd say yes, are the Slavic gods the same?
I'd say sort of, when you start getting, the overlap in divinity, functions and personality is very different in Greco-roman religion and I think it cheapens that to say it's exactly the same, but I do believe they're drawing on the same sources of divinity presented in a different way.
And it's presumptuous to say that, you know, our version of it is the correct version and their version of it's wrong.
What I will say is any modern attempt at reviving that faith that I've seen tends to immediately go to the gay Bacchic orgy and not go to higher, you know, they're not worshiping, you know, Jupiter Optimus Maximus.
They're going into immediately into the license for degeneracy.
And I've seen a lot of that, unfortunately, which makes it very hard for the people who are very sincere.
I've seen the same thing with modern attempts to revive the Celtic faith.
So I would encourage those folks to come be part of the AFA.
It gets you to where you're trying to go.
It reconnects you with your ancient Aryan spirituality that's the true faith of our people.
Sure.
And I guess before the vision, tell us what a, you know, for lack of a better term, a mass or a ceremony, you know, an assembly of your faithful looks like.
And then I assume that your vision was maybe perhaps part of some ceremony.
I don't know how much of this stuff is, you know, secret in-house or what you can share with the audience to give them a taste.
Yeah, I'm a pretty open book on it.
So usually most of most of our events that we do, because there's a distance factor, you know, we'll have people to our homes or whatever, but to go to one of our Hofs, a lot of people have to commute a little way.
So we make a day out of it.
Spend a lot of that day just in fellowship, getting to know people, making friends, doing any work that needs to be done on the Hof or the grounds, preparing a meal together.
That's something that can be a very important community building fact of our faith is we do base a lot of the things we do around mealtime around sharing a feast together.
So sometimes the ladies will be in the kitchen helping prepare that or the guys will be out by the grill.
That's a cool bonding time, but it's a lot of time just getting to know each other.
We often have little classes or discussions on various topics that are relevant to the reason that we're there.
Our main religious ritual of the day is called a bloat.
I think that's the closest thing to a mass that we do.
And it's trying to describe it.
Depends where you're at, whether you're outside or you're inside.
But in general, we do that in a circular formation.
We do things sunwise.
So you go into the circle and sunwise or clockwise.
Do all your movements that way.
The point of the bloat is to connect the folk with the gods and vice versa, the gods with the folk.
And as the officiant of that ceremony, the Gothi, that's really a lot of what you do.
And it depends on the purpose.
Let's say we're at Odenshoff and we're doing an Odin bloat.
The Gothi would go into the circle.
Usually we have a fire in the middle.
Yeah.
And he would invite the gods to witness what we were doing, to be there to join us.
He would invite the ancestors to watch what we're doing and to celebrate with us.
And he'd often invite the spirits of the land, the spirits of that location, to witness what we were doing.
Okay.
At that point, you usually invoke whatever deity you're honoring and say your peace.
It's really important to me that you address the God you're talking to and don't just look at the people and talk to them about the gods.
During bloat, you're communicating directly with divinity, at least if you do it right.
So the Gothiel will talk to the God, speak for the group to the God.
And then the main portion with most everything we do is kind of a form of a communion.
It's a sharing.
It's a gifting cycle.
So we'll take a horn, usually filled with mead that our ladies bless and prepare for us.
And we'll walk around the circle and you'll pour your energy into that horn.
You'll touch the horn and imbue that with your feelings of worship, of loyalty, of commitment to whatever God we're celebrating.
We'll do that in a circle and then we'll pour out that horn and offering.
And then I'll raise a horn and I'll ask that if that God, if, you know, we use the Odin example, if Odin hears us and, you know, accepts our offering and sees what's in our heart and is pleased to pour out his blessings on us.
And so I'll hold the horn up until I feel like we have received those blessings.
And then we'll distribute it around the circle.
And it depends.
You know, when I first started out, everybody's drinking out of the horn and it's all good.
At this point, if you get, you know, at our midsummer, we had 150 people.
So we'll often a spurge with the mead and usually an evergreen sprig to distribute it amongst the folk.
All right.
We'll do that.
And then that's usually the conclusion.
We will usually thank the God and thank folks for joining us.
And people will leave the circle and go out and reflect on it.
That's the most simple.
I mean, sometimes we'll offer different things if there's a, you know, if there's a particular meaning to, usually at Yule, we'll offer like a, like a straw Yule box that we make, a sunwheel very often at midsummer.
All right.
And tell us about the, did you have a vision during one of these bloats or assemblies or was it a more personal thing?
Well, I think, I think a vision is kind of a big word for it.
I'm trying to think of the best way to describe it.
I've had a couple of really, really profound experiences.
And it's hard to say.
One of the things that people will notice will be certain things happening at auspicious times.
You'll have animal signs.
There'll be a particular point of emphasis in your bloat.
And all of a sudden, a raven will call from a tree or an eagle will land or something that doesn't usually happen, but happens at a really specific and important time.
Or a gust of wind will make the fire rage when you want to make an emphasis.
You'll see those things, and those are always really special.
All of them sound very, you know, if you're not actually experiencing them, they sound like, yeah, whatever.
So the wind blew, that's fine.
But if you're there, it's really different.
And I'll tell you the most profound ritual experience I had.
It was by a Githia named Patricia Hall, who's no longer with the Astrofolk Assembly.
But she was doing a winter nights DCR bloat, and that's where we invoke our female ancestors that watch over us and our families.
And at one part in the ritual, she was basically summoning those ancestors to be there with us.
And she had us close our eyes and speak the names of one of our female ancestors that we connected with or that we wanted to be there with in that circle.
And the most when I say that when I say that my grandmother was with me in that circle, I'm not saying it as a metaphor.
I'm not saying it's symbolically.
I could feel what it felt like to hug my grandma the last time I was able to.
I could smell her.
It's very hard for this happened, I don't know, six years ago.
And it's very hard for me to this day to recount it without tearing up because it was so powerful.
We had all these grown men leave the circle just crying like babies because they connected with.
female ancestors that were important to them.
And it was really moving.
I think another time that I had a really profound experience, I had just become the Alzario Gothi.
Our founder, Steve McNallen, had passed the torch to me and I'd been doing it for a few months at this point.
There was a lot of weight on my shoulders.
There's really big shoes to fill and a really big responsibility.
And that was that Stara event.
And we were getting, and I didn't mention this, and I'll say more about it later if you're interested.
But another one of our rituals we do is a ritual drinking rounds of toasts called the Sombol.
So I was getting ready to stand up and initiate that.
And I was just really feeling the weight of my position, what I was doing.
And, you know, there was a hand on my shoulder.
So, you know, there's any number of people there who would have given me a reassuring hand on the shoulder, you know, shoulder grab, shoulder pat.
And so I looked around just kind of thank them because it was a cool thing to do.
There was no one anywhere near me.
But when I say there's a hand on my shoulder, I don't mean it felt like there was a hand on my shoulder or it was as if.
I mean, no, there was a hand on my shoulder.
I don't think those translate really well over podcast, but I can't, I can't get them out of my head.
So, but no, I was just saying I believe you, buddy.
And I'm a supremely skeptical person, usually when it comes to the supernatural, to ghosts and spirits and heaven and hell and all that stuff.
But I'm 95% sure that I saw a ghost on my property.
Just happened to coincide when Smasher was visiting once.
I woke up and camped out with the kids in a tent.
Watch your breathing there, Matt.
You're a little hot on the phone.
But I swore that I heard the sound of a extension ladder rattling off in the distance.
And Smasher and a couple of other friends were over helping us out.
I was like, man, they're really getting going early.
It was like right after sunrise.
So I get up and look out.
And sure enough, off there in the distance, I see in the mist a vision of a man walking around with an extension ladder.
So I get out of the tent, put my shoes on, go to look.
Nobody there.
I go up to the house to see if the guys are awake.
Everybody's asleep.
And it just so turns out that the man who built this house here in Great Appalachia where we live did, excuse me, in fact, die in this house.
So I think it's possible that, you know, his spirit or whatever was wandering around the property that morning.
Hopefully in sort of happiness or gladness that we're doing honor to it and fixing it up.
So yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I was just seeing things in the morning in the mist.
Well, I think that's one of the good entry-level things to get people who are skeptical involved with Oustatrue is the worship of your ancestors.
First, factually, you know, they existed.
There's no question that at least while they were here on earth, they existed or you would not be here.
To honor them is only a positive, but in doing so and trying to connect with them, I find people have a very real, very visceral connection with that.
And if you can believe that your ancestors look gone from beyond the grave and here with you in some way, then it's that much easier to accept the divinity.
Sure.
How about heaven and hell, Valhalla?
If people fail to live up to your moral standards, do they go to hell?
Um no, I don't think so.
I, I think there's something you know fundamentally off about believing there's a place of eternal torture.
It's just kind of sadistic.
Um I, we do believe that at some point, if you, if you, don't have worth, then you get uh, basically disintegrate.
Disintegration, you cease to be and your component parts go back into to making the next batch.
Um, I think that's what's described in our lore a lot about, you know, when the poison drips on, when there's snakes that are dripping poison in uh, the strand in kind of our, our unhappy underworld that's the idea of that is that disillusion and dissolving of that person.
That's of of very little or no worth or, I guess, of negative worth.
And how do you guys reboot, reboot that soul?
Um, how do you guys handle?
I, obviously we are in a fallen world with rampant degeneracy, either Satanic or or just Jewish, running wild all across the west.
Very good, special.
But uh, I mean it's, it's dark out there man uh, do you find, are you growing?
Are people coming to you looking for salvation from the sick society that we live in?
And uh yeah, do you, do you plan to combat it or is this more of just uh, we are doing right by our folk and the rest of the world, be damned?
Yes, all right, very good, so it's a multi-pronged approach.
Yes, we have a lot of people who have come to us lately because things out there have gotten as bad as they have.
Um, mostly because values that we all were kind of agreed upon 20 years ago are completely foreign to the values that are in vogue now, and if you take that back a generation or two it's, it's really shocking.
Um, so we get a lot of people that come to us for what would normally be standard Western values.
Um, the world is a.
You're right, the world has degenerated in a lot of ways and there's a lot of, a lot of bad things out there, and I think it's very easy for us to gnash our teeth and, you know, shake our fist at it and be upset about it.
But in the AFA we have an opportunity to fix things for each other, fix things for our folk, when last year, when everything was, you know, in full swing with the covet lockdowns and people weren't going to their churches and I mean there's millions of Americans that couldn't gather together to worship their gods.
During that time, we had our largest gathering ever at midsummer.
We got two new hoffs during that year and we spent that year together because we had our own properties, in fellowship, worshiping our gods, celebrating our folk, and we had that outlet where so many other people weren't lucky enough to have that.
So we look for the opportunities we have.
The state of the world gives us a tremendous opportunity to to do things and to make significant differences in the circles that we run in.
And uh yeah, if we can you know, if we can change the whole world and get our folk going in a good direction, fantastic.
If we can make things better for our families and our immediate community in the meantime, even better.
If we can do both, that's perfect.
I think you know, without um a guy, you know some type of guide, you're going to be significantly more uh, negative in your, in your outlook.
You know, if you don't have a worldview that kind of guides you to still good in this world of evil, like you're going to get lost in the sauce.
Yeah absolutely, I think that's really important and one of the things that I think is so I at least was refreshing to me about Alsatrue is, it's about doing it, about achievement.
It's not about, you know, letting Jesus take the wheel or or whatever the expression is, where you give up and and leave it to the gods.
It's very much about taking action, being the hero and doing things and accomplishing and making your ancestors and your gods proud, and it really strive.
It really gives you a push to be all that you can be.
How about?
I'm sure that you attract some dubious characters or eccentrics.
Have you, I assume, you've had to kick people out for misbehavior or immoral activity?
Obviously i'm not looking to give you a bad rep or anything like that, but what, what would get somebody kicked out?
Or have you had to uh, eject members?
Uh, we have um, yeah it, you know it, it depends.
I'm trying to think of the most common, the most common things that cause us to part ways with members.
Uh, in general, as a church, we want to help people be better.
So if people have struggles, you know we, we would prefer to keep them involved in the AFA and and help them grow and help them fix whatever's wrong.
Uh, we've thrown people out for deciding to pursue interracial relationships.
Um, that that'll, that'll get you thrown out.
Um good, based Asian waifus i'm sorry you broke up there for a second.
My end.
Oh no, based Asian Waifu, no negative no, no.
Body pillows, no yeah.
Watching anime, I I hope, is certainly Smasher.
You can't join.
They don't allow anime watchers.
Um another, another thing, and i'm trying to think of stuff you mentioned, how degenerate the world's getting.
Um, there was one uh person that we had to to part ways with who was passively allowing their daughter to transition as into pretending she was a man or whatever.
In our view, that's child abuse and we we couldn't allow that.
Um, those are the things.
Or, if you do something unsafe, you know we've had uh members that will, We'll make women uncomfortable by being unsafe, or will be violent towards women and families.
And we are absolutely a family organization and the protection of our women and our families is one of our top priorities.
So if you become unsafe, we can't have you around.
Sure.
I assume abortion is a no-no.
So here's the thing.
We don't have some kind of universal no-abortion stance.
I think there's probably a lot of reasons that a family might choose that.
Some of those being medical.
We all have a different standard that way, but something that's happened out there in the world is, you know, used to be abortion was universally bad, but sometimes it was the better of two evils.
Now it's celebrated like, yay, let's have more infanticide.
And we want to stay as far away from that as possible.
But there's health reasons and perhaps other things that may make that a thing.
We try not to get in the family's business on that more than we need to.
Sure.
Matt, I just have one or maybe two more questions here.
We'll give Sam and Smasher a chance to chime in too.
We're already at an hour, I think.
It's flown by.
Go ahead, Smasher.
I was just going to say it's not illegal.
It's just frowned upon.
Fair enough.
Animal sacrifice.
You guys killing goats and drinking their blood?
Drinking their blood.
No.
I mean, I assume that most of us eat meat.
And we, so animal sacrifice is not a big or a common part of Alcatru, but I can't say that people haven't practiced it.
I mentioned earlier, though, that one of our big things is the community meal and the sharing.
So every instance I know of an Alcatru sacrificing of, you know, a goat or a pig or whatnot has been to then prepare it for the folk to share it at a ceremonial feast and dinner.
Sure.
We slaughter livestock and eat it in that occasion.
Makes sense.
Yep.
And the one big one that I wanted to ask here at the end, not to go on too long here, Sam said, coach, I got a peat dog.
Sorry, Sam for calling you out.
I got to go too.
Regardless, but you guys were in the news big time with the Minnesota approval.
You got a Hoff approved there, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Oh, God, you know, a church that's only for white people.
If you read the press, it was like a nuta show.
And yet it wasn't quite as it seemed from media depiction.
So let us know what happened in Minnesota, the status there.
So the status, then we'll kind of rewind.
Everything's fine.
We've got a conditional use permit that is an automatic renewal unless we do something to significantly violate those terms, which are like, you know, have loud parties after 10 and become a nuisance to our community.
No, everything's great.
The people in the town have been very supportive of us in real life.
I know the media doesn't portray that.
Unfortunately, we got when we first, when we first got into town there, the media had gone out of their way to go to specifically Hispanic families and to terrify them with what dangerous, evil people we are.
And that's that's unconscionable.
That's literally terrorism.
They went out of their way to make these families scared to live in their community.
Many of those people are now our friends.
They come by regularly.
We do a food distribution to anybody in the community who's hungry.
Frequently, Hispanic families show up to that.
Church leaders in other towns send members of their congregation to come get fed if they're hungry because we do our food pantry there.
The neighbors have been great.
People we've dealt with as far as inspectors and city people have been great.
As far as I can tell, there's two people in that town that don't like us.
They just have the loudest voice.
There you go.
Yep.
And you're working on new Hoffs around the country.
And that's really my final question here is, well, a little editorializing here.
I certainly hope that our Christian listeners are not offended by this conversation or think that we're trying to convert people away from Christianity.
and toward Asatru.
But I would posit.
We've had plenty of pro-Christian episodes.
Oh, absolutely.
100%.
Yeah.
I'm just a little preemptive defensiveness here.
But I would posit that for a lot of the guys out there who are irreligious or agnostic or atheist or most especially despondent and sort of lost in life.
This sounds like something that would be absolutely a net positive for them.
It's not just about them.
It's what they can contribute to your community too.
So I would certainly encourage them to consider it.
And what would you say to those potential recruits out there, Matt?
You want them to go to runestone.org and anything else you would suggest.
Yeah, go to runestone.org.
Go check out our YouTube presence.
We got a lot of videos there that can help you feel comfortable.
Reach out to your local folk builder.
We have that on our contacts page at runestone.org.
They're kind of the local representative of the AFA.
They'd be happy to answer any questions.
You can always email me.
I'll answer any questions.
But yeah, I'd encourage you guys to come home.
Give it a shot.
You don't have to, you know, devote your entire life to the gods day one.
I just think it'd be a good idea to open yourself up to it and see.
Reach out.
See who reaches back.
Yep.
Sam, you still want to burn this guy at the cross?
Well, like I'm saying, like I said already, I think I've said enough, which is, okay, you know, we have differences of belief and differences of the way we view things.
But when it comes down to brass tacks, you know, the way we're living our lives, the things we stand for, the things we live day to day, you know, these, these people have substantially, if not entirely, the same values at heart, you know, and so I would say look at it that way.
I've been around enough to deal with people who are atheists and pagans and, you know, this and that.
You know, as white people, we have the law in our heart and it's telling us to go a certain way.
And so try to view it in that respect.
Very good.
And Matt, for somebody like me who likes what you guys are doing, but is skeptical that I could come around to believing in the old gods literally, is it worth it for me to reach out or should I just, you know, wish you guys well and stay out?
Absolutely.
It's worth it for you to reach out.
If you go with a bad attitude and you're certain that they don't exist, then don't come around.
But if you're, you know, if you're giving it a shot and you're not fully sold, that's fine.
We'd love to have you around and see if that you see if you can build that relationship.
I'm confident you can.
I'm bad at you guys' names.
I'm sorry.
With the gentleman who just spoke, the Christian gentleman, what he talked about having the law in your heart, what we refer to that as an ousatru is our folk soul.
That way of understanding how to be a good person is inherent to our ancestral folk soul that we all share, no matter what our belief is.
As white sons and daughters of Europe, we share that.
Right.
Amen.
Yep.
I'd love to get some spiritual connection to my ancestors, of course, especially the ones that I remember and are now gone.
So, all right, Matt Flabel, head of the AFA.
Thank you so much for coming on Full House, brother.
You're welcome to stay on in the second hour.
You know, I know you got a little baby girl and life to go, so it's up to you if you want to stick around or hit the road.
All right, guys.
Well, I appreciate it.
I'd love to, but I do got to get going here.
Thank you for having me on the program.
Our honor.
God bless you and your people.
We wish you the best and keep at it.
Proud of you.
Good night, folks.
All right, MP.
It is, it's not technically fall, but we're going to call it fall.
And there's nothing like some good synth wave this time of year, in my opinion.
And this one is a banger.
It's called Dystopia Now by a group called Mental Minority.
And special thanks to our pal, Nick, for sending this our way.
It's got some Orwell narration in the beginning, and it's just spectacular and motivational.
So, hail Matt, hail the Asatru Folk Assembly, and we will be right back.
Opposite of the stupid, hedonistic utopias that the old reformers imagined.
We're in treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon.
A world which will grow not less, but more merciless as it refines itself.
Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain.
The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love and justice.
Ours is founded upon hatred.
In our world, there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement.
Everything else we shall destroy.
Everything.
Already, we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before the revolution.
We have cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman.
No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer.
In the future, there will be no wives and no friends.
Children will be taken from their mothers at birth as one takes eggs from a hen.
The sex instinct will be eradicated.
Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration climb.
We shall abolish the orgasm.
Our chirologists are at work upon it.
There will be no loyalty except loyalty toward the body.
There will be no love except the love of pink blood.
There will be no laughter except a laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy.
There will be no art, no literature, no science.
When we are omnipotent, we shall have no more need of science.
There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness.
There will be no curiosity, no employment of the process of life.
All competing pleasures will be destroyed.
But always do not forget this, Winston.
Always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler.
Always at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.
a picture of the future imagine a boop stamping on a human face
episode 101 Second half, I don't know, that was a pretty good first half.
I don't know if this one can beat it, but we certainly will try.
Big thanks to Matt Flavell for doing good justice to his faith and his people's cause.
We wish them the best.
Smasher's going to get involved.
I'm certainly AFA Curious, we can say that.
And I forgot, I really screwed up that our pal and number one full house fan, Durrendel, had a message that he wanted to relay to Matt.
And that was, he said, let the folk know, please, that white Christians stand with them.
So, of course, a positive, unifying message from our old pal Durrendel.
Thank you for that, buddy.
And I'm sure that Matt and his followers hopefully will be listening to the second half as well.
And let's do it here.
New White Life.
Greetings, Birth Panel.
I've been meaning to send this email for a while as my third child and my new beautiful wife's first was born two months ago.
He is a very healthy, slightly ginger, bouncing baby boy, and we both couldn't be happier.
Thanks for everything you guys do.
It really makes these crazy days seem not so bad.
Hail, Birth Panel, and Hail Axel.
And that's from Panzer.
I don't know if his son's name is Axel or if he's got a special Axel in his life.
Thank you, Panzer.
Congratulations.
Sounds like you're remarried and started the show over again.
So bless you and your new wife.
We've got another one here, and it's a blast from the past.
Fatherland listeners may remember this name.
And he starts off, hey, coach, it's Young Crusader here to announce child number two coming early next year.
I've really enjoyed the show lately.
Our first boy is doing great, and we've adjusted well to parenthood.
And I have a song recommendation for the show.
We're going to take up Young Crusader's song recommendation.
I was playing it before we went to tape here.
It is Foggy Dew.
Surprise Smasher hasn't recommended it.
It's about a small group of brave men who realized it was better to die neath the Irish sky than at Souvla or Soudel Bar and stood up against the strongest empire in the world.
It's beautifully written and their sacrifice inspired action that ultimately resulted in Irish independence.
Smasher, I assume you know that one.
Of course.
Yeah.
It is one of my favorite songs.
Yep.
Do you mind if I go with the Chieftains version?
Because that sounded pretty damn good.
You can go with the Chieftains version.
Okay.
I don't know.
It's one of the most famous versions.
It's actually not my favorite, but it's a good version.
I have nothing.
I have nothing bad to say about it.
Fair enough.
That's all I got on the new white life.
Sammy Baby's got a couple.
Oh, man.
Coach, to be me is a wonderful blessing.
You know, I was at this beautiful wedding over the weekend.
One of our dear friends in the area was getting married, and it was by a colleague of Matt Flavelle.
I'm not going to say the man's name on the air, but she talked off air.
And we both knew who it was, officiated the wedding.
And our two dear friends, the man and the woman, got married.
It was beautiful.
There was not a dry eye there.
It was extraordinarily moving.
And I ended up having a great discussion with the officiator, colleague of Matt Flavell there.
And just to show you how we can all get along and we could all have a good discussion.
We can agree and disagree.
But bottom line is we all stand for the same thing and we can work out all the little things in between there.
Exactly.
We had a beautiful marriage, a wonderful guy and a beautiful lady.
I was thrilled.
But just to put a little extra on it, while I was at the wedding, I got a text from one of my dear friends.
I would say possibly one of my best friends.
He had just given, his wife just gave birth to a beautiful son and really adding to a prodigious brood.
And he even sent me the picture of this newborn baby, probably minutes from being born.
And so we had a new white life and a marriage in the same weekend.
It's incredible.
Awesome.
Thank you for sharing that, Sam.
I'm all smiles here behind the mic.
No gloomies, no melancholy here tonight, brother.
That's right.
I got one more very nice note that we received in the inbox full house show at protonmail.com.
It says, I just wanted to send you a quick email telling you I'm so glad I found your show.
I'm a white father and husband.
And it's good to know that there are good men that are awake and aware of what is actually happening to our people.
I've been aware of this for a long time since I grew up in a big city.
And my family and friends work in law enforcement in that big city.
I've heard horrific stories about black on white crime that are completely ignored by the media.
So thank you for being a voice for us who hold onto this kind of stuff.
And hopefully it will wake up the sleeping masses.
And that was from Nico.
Thank you so much for that, Nico.
Means the world.
Nico, nico, knee.
We're just being honest, folks, and noticing things that you're not supposed to notice.
It ain't brain surgery.
It ain't rocket science.
But most people are, frankly, too, too afraid to do it.
And as I told Andreas, the least you can do is talk about this stuff, right?
I mean, God, we probably give ourselves a hard time for not doing more knowing what we know.
But if we can provide some white pills for you out there, provide some information, provide some laughs, we'll consider that a good start in terms of turning this ship around.
We're going to turn it over more to Salmon Smasher this second half.
We don't have a navigating the collapse because Nat Scott has, he's got a little, he got a little bit of the sniffles.
I still podcast when I'm congested.
You can hear it in my voice sometimes, but Nat Scott, he wasn't doing a substandard navigating the collapse.
So we'll have him back next week.
But we got a question here from the Pillsbury Glowboy.
He says, hey, hey, coach.
That is the best name I've ever heard.
I mean, he could have gone with Pillsbury Glow Goy, but I don't want to take any.
That's too much.
Okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
He struck just the right balance by Smasher.
He says, hey, coach, I have a question.
And I think he's being serious here.
He says, I'm holding my baby.
He is very small.
He doesn't seem to like me.
What do I do?
He's a couple months old.
I know that.
I know that feel.
I know that feel.
My firstborn son, when I stuck my finger out for him to hold on to him, and he's like, I don't want to hold your finger.
And then, you know, having kids that seem to favor you, but little babies probably have a preference for mom more than some big brute holding them in their arms.
I don't know.
Sam, you ever have that with a little baby that seems to be like, nah, I'm not doing this or always crying in your arms?
Sure.
Well, every, yeah, every bit.
All four of my children, Smasher says.
No, it's like they'll be crying and whatever.
And I'm like doing all the things.
And then as soon as I hand them over to mom, they're just happy.
I'm good.
Little shit.
Go ahead, Sam.
Well, the ladies got the titties, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, right.
Am I right?
Am I right?
Yeah.
And you put them right on there, and that's exactly what they need.
And they drink a little bit.
They go right to sleep.
And it's almost like a drug, the way they react to it.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I feel you.
I feel what you're talking about.
It seems like they prefer mom, and that's fine.
That's good.
You know, it's just a beautiful sight to behold that I can think back to each one of those babies that I was there and saw them born and they went right to the breast within minutes of being born.
So the mother and the baby have a bond that we can never know.
But that's part of the beauty and the wonder of it all, too.
Yep.
And in all seriousness, to answer this guy's question, I sort of developed what's comfortable for me and what the kids seem to like in terms of holding them.
You get into a little bit of a rhythm or a cadence, left arm, right arm, football hold or over the shoulder.
You know, just experiment with different stuff.
Sing to them, pat them on the back and see what works there.
And don't take it personal.
The kid's not trying to give you a hard time.
The patting on the back, the patting on the back, I can remember that laying there when mom needed a break and I would have the baby and just kind of patting them in a very rhythmic way on the back and how that would in a lot of ways would pacify them and even they would fall asleep and they would calm down and quiet just by that kind of a rhythmic patting.
Yep.
The smell of the baby's scalp right next to you on your shoulder.
Give him a little kiss.
The little peach fuzz up there.
Oh man.
Yes.
Now I'm now I'm sad.
I want another one.
It's something you'll never forget.
There's something that will never go away.
Priceless.
Yep.
Yeah.
It's that thing I always say it's a bittersweet thing because your children will grow up and they're they're going to live their own lives.
Think about how ask yourself, how often do you call your own mother or father?
You know, how often do you visit your own mother and father?
You know, one day that's going to be you.
And that's that thing that's a little bit bittersweet because they grow up, but to you, they're always a baby.
That's right.
Yeah.
My wife said just today, the kids are soccer crazy.
This is their junior has played soccer before, but it's like that's the first time here.
Yeah, really.
Like every, I mean, it's awesome.
They each have their own balls.
I think it's a four for junior and a three for daughter.
And they're out there all the time.
And then just before dinner tonight, Junior is walking into the house past the windows in the front of the house.
And my wife said, man, he's starting to look more like a man than a boy because he's just getting bigger.
He's got a big old butt like his old man.
And yeah, we just, we just saw like a big figure passing in front of the window.
Oh, that's, that's our baby boy.
That was our first boy.
So I'm getting out there and trying to kick the ball with them as much as possible, taking them to all the practices and games and stuff like that.
And yeah, I obviously I played soccer as a kid growing up.
I loved it.
And for kids, it's way less stressful than baseball.
Baseball, you've got that focus on your performance.
You know, a ball goes through your legs or you strike soccer.
It's like, you whiff at the ball or you miss the goal.
It just keeps moving.
So big fan for the kids out there and still pretty white.
Let's see.
I got a long email that I'll save for later from a Canadian listener who is starting.
I mean, yeah, starting to face real, real dystopian 1984 hours, speaking of the break music in terms of people who aren't vaxxed trying to get medical care and hospitals and providers basically treating them like dirt, like secondhand citizens.
And I know two guys well, they're close friends who got the COOF, presumably the Delta variant, and did end up having to go to the hospital, to the ICU, for breathing difficulties.
So that stuff is real.
And interestingly enough, they did not second guess their decision not to get the vaccine.
They're like, hey, yep, I got sick.
It was bad.
My immune system ultimately defeated it.
And that's that.
So Harry Time's out there.
And one other thing I wanted to mention to the audience or two more things.
We are going to have Marty Phillips on in two weeks to talk about his awesome fiction novel, but very grounded in reality called Let Them Look West.
It's available at antelopehillpublishing.com.
So Sam Smasher, you got to read that puppy.
It's not too long before we have Marty on.
Very, very intelligent.
Coach, does it have any big words in it?
Yeah, there's some big words, Sam, but nothing you can't handle, big guy.
I'm just going to do it.
Every night, you can just read it to me.
Smasher's going to call out sick that show.
Yeah, he's made the rounds.
I've never done a, I was thinking, I was like, man, I haven't done a book report or like a literary critique or analysis in so long.
But the book is very vivid.
So go buy it, dear audience, and then you'll enjoy the review.
Sort of like we can talk about an after-action report.
Marty should just read it while playing The Sims.
Yeah, what's with Marty and The Sims?
Does he do?
Have you ever played The Sims?
It's fantastic.
No, I mean, I know what it is, but no, I don't.
I've never played The Sims.
No, he does the Marty Plays The Sims YouTube series.
It's not a live stream.
He just does the videos.
But he talks about, he gets into the Borzoi stuff, right?
Of like simulacrum, blah, blah, high gold nerd stuff.
And sure.
He talks about it.
And he puts his character through these things.
And his character, you know, is like this pathetic modern human struggling with all of these different things.
And it's, it's cool.
All right.
Yeah.
And then Sam, Jay Haight is, is in the hopper too.
Tell the audience what to expect with that one.
He's the White Power Hour guy.
Yeah.
Well, Jay Haight and Mark Thorson, they're the brains and the energy behind the White Power Hour.
We're looking to have them on in maybe the first week of October or something like that.
Oh, man.
Great show.
You know, music is the soul and expression of our people.
And it's oriented towards the skinhead thing.
I'm going to have another show coming out on there very shortly.
So it's a lot of fun and just wonderful diversity of different music, different countries, different eras.
Sure.
I can't recommend it highly enough.
Coach, please put the Telegram channel in the show notes.
Absolutely.
I'm marking it down here.
Jay link.
I also wanted to mention Young Crusader wrote into the fatherland back in the day, probably 2017, maybe 2018.
And we were all concerned that maybe he was a young guy.
He seemed very autistic about women.
It may be a little bit critical.
Can't remember exactly, but we were like, oh boy, with that, with that name, Young Crusader, and this attitude toward women, we were a little bit concerned about him.
And look at him now.
He's married.
He's got one beautiful child and another one on the way.
I'll say, if Young Crusader can make it, so can you, dear listener.
And that's no critique or a hard time to Young Crusader.
And then for the other shows, I know we got so many in the hopper.
The family martial arts one is one that I dearly want to do, but we've got a plethora of wealth carpenter.
I'd love to have Jim Gaines on to talk about that.
So it's a tougher one to schedule with multiple experts, but we'll make that happen.
Smasher, I presume, knows a little bit about martial arts too.
I'm a pacifist.
Can I take the week off?
I'll just let you run the show that week.
You want to do that as an experiment?
Yeah, old Mr. Producer would be like, no, Coach, you can't do that.
You have to be on the show.
As long as you just write the entire show for me.
There you go.
We will do.
Tell you what.
We will do.
I know we've been talking about it forever.
We'll do an unscripted show, maybe live stream it on Telegram or Gab.
People, you know, I posted our Telegram link on Gab, and somebody was like, dumbass, why don't you just do it right here on Gab?
And Torbus certainly seems to be fighting the good fight.
Funhouse is funhouse.
There you go.
Full funhouse.
All right.
All right.
Let's we'll do it.
Man, there's so much to do this this fall.
All right.
I'll turn it over to Smasher and Sam.
I don't know, Smasher, if you wanted to talk about religion or Sam, if you wanted to start with whatever you have in the hopper.
Well, I think religion makes sense, you know, kind of immediately following the first draft, but I'm happy to follow Sam's lead.
Sure.
I wanted to just bring up our own family experience recently.
You know, I've talked about in the past on the show, I'm a big fan of the Tridentine Latin Mass.
And my youngest son and I have been servers for several years here recently until these assholes in the area archdiocese here shut down our Latin Mass.
You know, you may have heard about this in the news.
And so we had this swing over to a different one, which is fine.
And so we started going there.
And in the past, my youngest son, he has been in the Boy Scouts up to a few years ago.
And we had to pull him out of there just because it's gay.
It's gay.
Damn a shame.
Yeah, very sad, very, very sad.
And so we pulled him out of there.
And for, you know, maybe two years, we didn't do too much.
But so we had the circumstance where we had to switch over to this other Latin Mass.
And we're going there.
And just this recently, we see in the congregation there a few people, adults and children wearing a uniform.
We thought, whoa, what is this?
Like Boy Scouts attending Mass or something that didn't look like a Boy Scout uniform, but we saw the uniform.
So we started checking them out.
And we saw they had a certain insignia, did not look like Boy Scouts.
So I told my son, hey, after the Mass is over, let's catch up with somebody and see what they're doing.
So we caught up with a man and his son, and they were wearing the insignia.
Apparently, it's called the Troops of St. George.
And it's the Catholic version of the Boy Scouts.
So we talked to them a little bit, and they seemed very based and like they were doing good things.
And they're having open registration coming up in October.
So we're going to get our youngest son involved in that.
Awesome.
Keep us posted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a really fortuitous, you know, because getting out there and doing things like camping and all the things.
My son did have a good experience with the Boy Scouts, learning all those little skills, starting the fire.
You know, you get a badge for that and all those little things.
Those are, those are good experiences.
And he's, he's of an age where he's got enough years ahead to get the equivalent of like an Eagle Scout and that type of thing, which is a nice accomplishment for a young man going into if he's going to go to college or whatever he's going to do in life.
Being an Eagle Scout, at least in the past, was a very prestigious achievement, you know.
But now with the Boy Scout, now you got to get the diversity badge.
Have you heard about this?
Yeah, you got to get the diversity badge.
Got to make out with one of the black kids in your troop.
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
I'm sure that's coming.
I'm sure that in a couple of years, that'll be the thing.
The rainbow flag, rainbow flag badge.
Instead of it being like a terrible thing to be molested by your scout leader, it's mandatory.
Yeah, that you're able to get his attention in that way, I guess, is like the badge.
But yeah, so that was a nice little development there.
And I'm just mentioning for those out there, you know, it's great to have your son and yourself involved in these types of things.
Be involved doing things.
Don't just be an internet warrior.
You know, get involved, whether it's pool party or manor bun or some other thing or just local gathering or getting involved in these things I'm describing.
It's important, you know, to go out there.
So we're looking forward to getting involved in this.
Amen, Sam.
Yeah.
And I'm sure there are a couple of listeners out there who have their kids and Boy Scouts and they're like, guys, that's not fair.
They're not all the troops aren't bad.
So, you know, of course noted.
Yeah.
This one has gotten bad.
Oh my gosh.
I could tell you a few things.
I mean, the like, well, I'm not even, I don't know if I should even go into it.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's bad out there, man.
It makes me sad when I see they have the recruitment signs up around here.
And I'm just like, one, I don't think that we have the time to dedicate to that.
I never did it as a kid because I was like, Cub Scouts, that sounds pretty stupid and gay.
I don't want to be a Cub Scout.
Just, you know, unfairly pre-judgmental of me.
You know, if the organization has had homos and pedos in their life, it's bankrupt.
Yeah, the Boy Scouts have gone bankrupt.
I mean, because of being sued by, you know, by children, the families that have been molested and things like that.
I mean, yeah, it's, yeah, that's bad.
I don't know if I've mentioned to you, I don't think I've told the story on the show, but the local troop here, the Boy Scout, the troop leader threatened me.
Did I tell you about that?
No.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he threatened me.
So when my son was still in it a couple of years ago, they would go to their camp outs and things like that.
And so I would pick them up early Sunday morning.
Then we go to church.
So I'm out there in the parking lot waiting.
They would send a text to the parents.
Okay, we're going to be there at this time.
So I'm in the parking lot waiting.
And so they would show up in a couple of groups.
You know, they didn't all travel exactly together.
So here comes the Boy Scout, the troop leader.
And there's a couple people and he calls me over.
He says, hey, come over here.
He says, I just want to let you know that this, and this was, they call this the camperee.
And so there's all these different groups there and different things for kids to be interested in things.
And so one of the things was the, you know, like LGBT tent.
And they had, you know, they're giving away cookies or treats or something like that.
And so he's telling me, yeah, your son and some of the kids, they were over there and they're using the word homo.
And I said, okay.
And what's your point?
And he didn't like that.
He didn't like the way I reacted.
And he's, he's like, listen, you and me are going to have a problem.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Like, what kind of problem are we going to have?
Like, you're going to kick my ass or what?
You know, and so I said, like, can, okay.
So can you just tell me when there's, when there's going to be an event and this element is going to be present?
Because then we'll just not participate in it.
Oh, no, it could be present at any time.
I said, okay, well, I guess we won't participate in the things anymore.
You know, we left, we left it like that.
And that just told me right there, we're not going to be in this anymore.
Red lines, red lines.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
You know, it was just, it was funny.
But like I said, don't, don't give up.
You know, so something else is going to open up because our people are not going to stand for this.
And whether it's, like I say, Troops of St. George, there's also Trail Life out there.
You could search that.
We're looking into that.
That's like a more like a, you might say a Protestant version of the Boy Scouts.
We're almost looking into that, but there's like nothing exactly in our area.
But now this has opened up Troops of St. George, Catholic version of the Boy Scouts.
Hey, you know, you can get involved.
Yeah.
Hey, if you're listening and you have your kids enrolled or you are aware of these things, I mean, that would make an excellent show, either Trail Life, Troops of St. George.
So open invitation.
Hit us up, fullhow show at protonmail.com if you want to come on and advocate for one of these things for our boys and maybe our girls.
You know, if there's a girl equivalent, we'd be happy to have you on.
One more thing.
I wanted to put Jackie Baby on the spot.
This has been nagging me and I'm dying to know.
It's totally an unfair personal question.
But Jack, when you were out visiting, hopefully, your future wife, were you guys using protection or trying to prevent conception or just letting it rock and roll?
Protection.
What?
Yeah.
All right.
Never heard of it.
Well, so did that enter a discussion with you and her?
And you don't have to answer.
I know this is very personal, but I was just thinking about that.
Like, man, you went out.
You know, those long distance relationships, when you get together for a while, tend to be a little steamy.
Any chance there's a baby jack brewing?
Hopefully.
That would be nice.
But either way, when I go to my buddy's wedding this weekend, she is going to be my date for it.
So I'll be seeing her again.
Hot thing.
All right.
Very good.
Damn.
Hot fib.
All right.
Well, good luck, brother.
If you do end up conceiving and getting married, we're taking credit for it.
So just put that up.
I'll make everyone proud.
There you go.
Better boy.
Hey, so, you know, we talked to AFA in the first half, tremendous respect for Matt.
I think that we did that justice.
I was a little bit on eggshells, not because I'm afraid of controversy or like possibly irritating the audience, but people care so much about this issue.
And I can already see some people, oh, you know, you had a pagan on the show.
Now you're into LARPing territory and you're anti-Christian and all that stuff.
I'm pretty sure that the majority of our listeners are going to realize that we were giving information and access to a real thing that is doing on the whole good things for its members.
But yeah, Smasher wanted to wax a little bit on religion and our takes and how we interact with people and all the rest of it.
Yeah, I mean, I just thought it would be appropriate to talk about, you know, how do you talk to people that have different beliefs than you, but are ultimately on the same side.
Right.
And you kind of, you kind of get into this thing where some people will say like, well, you know, if they don't believe what I believe, then we're not on the same side or whatever.
And like, to those types of people, you're dumb because you're going to die unless we unite.
And I used to kind of use the corny joke of like, we can unite as white people and like secure our future, and then we can go back to doing the European thing of killing each other over religion.
When we have the luxury to, yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
As soon as like we have, you know, our sovereignty regained, then yeah, sure, we can fight about whatever dumb shit we want.
I can never remember.
Was it the 100 years war that was the super Catholic Protestant slaughter in Europe?
Was that the 30 years?
There's a 30 years war, a 40 years war, and 100 years war.
Well, no, I mean, we sort of, I hope, personify the sort of civility and tolerance, the good, good sense of tolerance on this show.
We could talk about this stuff honestly and disagree.
Go ahead and have that.
Well, like I was saying at this past weekend with the wedding, and one of these Asatru guys was there.
And, you know, so we engaged each other.
And I could see at first he was a little bit apprehensive about like, because he didn't know who we were.
And we were trying to talk.
And eventually he got it.
Like, okay, all right.
You know, we're on the same side.
And then, you know, eventually we were, you know, hugging each other and laughing and joking and everything else.
So the thing is, so for the Christians out there, I'm not saying compromise what you believe in whatsoever.
That's, that's not it at all.
The thing is, we could have good discussions together, you know, whether it's Catholic, Protestant, or Christian and non-Christian, whatever it is, we can have a good discussion about those things.
We don't have to sell out or compromise what we believe, but we can understand that we do stand for the same values behind it all.
Oh, yeah.
And those 10 virtues of the ARIM, like nothing to dislike or even disagree with there.
Yep.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So we can have the good discussions, but we have to, you know, we can have them on a friendly basis.
And that's the way I do in our group here locally.
And many people, I, you know, I try to engage and talk.
If I ever perceive like, okay, this is now the person doesn't see that we can have like a friendly discussion and we just drop it.
You know, you just drop it.
But if a person is a little bit more enlightened, you could have a good discussion and agree and disagree and maybe try to find some little bit of common ground.
Well, there's a ton of common ground.
A lot of this there are similar stories across, I mean, every religion, except for maybe Judaism.
I think they're the only ones that literally everything is like, we killed a bunch of Goyam and bit their penises.
To be fair, it's just a cult.
It's not a religion.
Yeah, it's not.
Yeah, it's a fake religion.
Yeah.
Jack knows he was Jewish earlier in life.
Oops.
Dost again.
Damn it.
Whoa.
What do you believe in, Jack?
I don't even know.
Some form of Christianity.
Oh, yeah.
No, you said that.
You're like a loose Christian.
I apologize.
I was born and raised Catholic, but obviously I come to find out, you know, Vatican II and everything else.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, that's good.
It sounds like we got some good common ground.
Somebody said that we have to have on Super Lutheran or Miles Poland to talk religion sometimes.
So happy to do that.
I don't know if that's the same person or not, but some of those godcast guys.
I don't know.
We don't want to go too heavy on religion.
I feel like the fall is a peak listening time.
You know, kids are back to school and all the rest of it.
So I want to put out not just, these aren't thumbsuckers to talk about something so important as this, but do some more thematic and real value add shows here.
Speaking of that, another one I want to have on a buddy of Tom Sewell volunteered to come on the show before, and I got to get the straight dope about what's going on down under.
I mean, it's sometimes I don't know if I'm getting gaslit or propagandized by Telegram and the veracity of some of the stuff about the dystopian, like people getting arrested for going to a cemetery to visit their loved ones and, you know, videos of guys locked in quarantine for like two months and starting to go insane, but extremely disturbing stuff out of Australia.
So I actually, there's only like two states that are doing that.
It depends on where you live.
One, I forget the other one.
Yeah, I can't remember, but it's not all of Australia.
Well, that's good to know.
But regardless, buddy, you know who you are.
Hit us up.
We'll be happy to have you on to get an update from Down Under.
Let me read this message we got from our pal Strom.
He says, hey, coach, Canadian listener here, speaking of COVID and the sort of dystopian reality we're increasingly living in.
He said, you actually read my email about me getting my daughter.
I got a story to share from what happened to me today and a bit of backstory.
It's a bit of a long read, but I hope you share this.
It's getting to be serious business with the COVID out there.
I was turned away by the hospital today to have plastic surgery done on an injury.
I got at work a couple weeks ago because I wouldn't take their COVID test or get the vaccine.
I had my finger crushed at work, tendons sticking out and all that good stuff.
Sounds like smasher.
The doctor in the local hospital was there on the day of the injury, had me x-rayed, stitched me up, and has been attentive to the injury as there was a fracture.
At first, I thought it was an avulsion fracture, whatever that is, but turned out a chunk of the bone fractured off.
10 days later, all my stitches were taken out at another hospital.
When I went for a checkup yesterday at the first hospital, I got stitched at.
The doctor was not pleased at the stitches taken out so early because the wound had opened back up.
He had me scheduled in today in Saskatoon St. Paul's Hospital to have the plastic surgeon take a look at it and decide what to do from there.
So about an hour into me being at the hospital, finally the doctor was doing the examinations and he gave me two options.
We can bandage it up and send me home in a splint and check back on it in two weeks.
Or number two, we can go into surgery and he can open it up and find out exactly what's going on.
He recommended the surgery because I was there and it was serious with nerve and tendon damage.
So I chose the surgery.
I said, you're the doctor.
I'll follow your lead.
So he sent me back down to admitting so I could be changed to day surgery.
I did that, went back up to the second floor for pre-op.
checked in with the nurses there and I was maybe in the waiting room for five minutes before I was taken into the bedroom so I could change and start prepping me for surgery.
About 30 seconds after the curtains closed, I was about to undress and this middle-aged nurse comes in and says they have to swab me.
I said no promptly and firmly.
She asked if I was vaccinated.
I said no and I won't be.
She said, okay, well, we can't do the surgery then.
I said, fine, and began to gather my stuff on the counter.
She pipes up and says, wait, wait, I'm not sending you away.
Just wait here.
She comes back a minute later and says, the doctor wants to speak with you.
The first thought in my head was he's going to try to talk me into getting the vax.
Sure enough, surgeon comes in and says, how can I convince you to take the vaccine?
I said, I'm not getting it.
He replies, this is a serious injury and it would be better to have the surgery today.
There could be serious implications with your finger later on.
I said, let's go with the first option.
He wasn't too impressed.
Stop trying to convince me.
And so with an open wound, they bandaged me up without stitches and sent me on my way.
The pressure is on.
If I lose a bit in my finger, I'm not worried.
They can take that swab and stick it up their ass.
I'm not playing their game.
This is still just a small action compared to what is to be expected in the coming future.
Stand your ground or continue to fall one by one.
Thank you for that, Strom.
God bless you.
Badass MF.
Yeah, right on.
I'll admit first, I was like, ooh, buddy, just get the swab and get your finger fixed up.
You know, like, I hope it's not his trigger finger.
Well, you can use a couple different fingers for the trigger finger.
So I'm sure it'll be all right.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My takeaway from that is I, in the past, I traveled to Saskatoon on business a number of times and I really loved coming to that area.
My father was Canadian and I, as in business, I would travel to Saskatoon.
I don't know if you've ever been there or if any of the listeners have ever been.
Where the hell is it in Canada?
I don't even know.
Well, it's in Saskatchewan Province, which is like, let's say in the area of Montana or western Minnesota.
All right.
So if you go across the border in that area, that's where it is.
But Saskatoon is a very wonderful town.
And it kind of has that unfinished feeling of the Wild West, you know.
I remember when I would go out there and I mean, they have a different like mix of asphalt to make the roads because the harsh winters and stuff like that.
And there were certain roads that I'm pretty sure if you didn't have like a like a truck, you couldn't really go on it with a car.
And so I was traveling with business people and we were driving around and finally one of them mentioned something about these shitty Saskatoon roads.
And I said, I'm glad you finally said it because the first thing I'm doing when I get back to the Midwest where I'm going is I'm going to get a adjustment at the chiropractor.
Fillings falling out of your teeth.
Yeah.
I love getting the international mail.
It just seriously tickles my heart.
And I mentioned this to Andreas, just the idea that white men, an ocean, a continent, half a world away are totally on the same page can relate to all of this stuff.
And it's, I mean, You know, sometimes I just have to stop and remark at how crazy things are, how upside down things are, and how much of a struggle.
Look, I'm a grounded person.
I generally deal with adversity almost better than normalcy.
You know, please give me a crisis to react to and something to get my hearts in gear.
I'll answer the call.
But good lord, I mean, the people out there are a bunch of fake and gay stuff.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah, all of us want purpose.
We all want to be fighting for something, right?
And, but I just think this thing gives our people our life meaning.
Yeah.
Yep, exactly.
All the poor people out there who've been suffering through, you know, serious economic depredation, deprivations, the lockdowns, the forced vaccines.
How many of our guys have to make that terrible decision between getting fired or getting this shit jabbed in their arms that they don't want?
You know, it's cruel times and it's getting crueler out there.
I mentioned, you know, if 9-11, think how much things have changed for the worse since 9-11, 20 years ago.
And what are things going to look like in 20 years?
9-11 was a massive paradigm shift.
Yep.
Well, but one more thing on Saskatoon.
When I would travel there, so I would go to, you know, stop at a Wendy's and they had Poutine on the menu.
Vladimir Poutine?
Well, you know what Poutine is.
This is like the fries with gravy and cheese in it.
Putting your mouth.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, I didn't see that one coming.
Damn, he's vicious.
All right.
I'm going to try to get Junior with, I'm going to try to get Junior with that one tomorrow, but I'm not going to be that explicit.
I'll be, you know, putting, putting mayonnaise on your fries, Junior.
Yeah.
And then, of course, our poor buddy Andre with his, with his girlfriend up in Canada, can't get back and forth.
Meanwhile, the footage today from the southern border.
Did you see that?
They had like a pontoon 3D bridge just straight over the Rio Grande.
They're having like a porge.
Speaking of Canada, did you see the clip where the people are throwing rocks at Trudeau?
No.
That's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And screaming, screaming F you, F you at him while throwing rocks at him.
He had to get on a bus and flee.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah, they got an election coming up and one of our good Canuck friends was honestly tortured.
Like, do I vote for the lame conservative conservatives in this one just to own the Trudeau Libtards or do I do the write-in Hitler thing?
And I don't know.
I don't know if it's nihilistic or not, but it was overwhelmingly just write-in Hitler.
Don't keep cucking.
But I don't know the realities of Canadian politics well enough to pass judgment on that one.
I'm tempted to say get Trudeau.
That would be worth it.
Maybe you might have an idea of Canada based on like Ontario and the things we hear about Canada in this area.
But the Western provinces are really like right-wing and nationalistic.
So, you know, even for Canada, there's hope.
Absolutely.
And speaking of Canada and those Western provinces, I should have mentioned this on the show.
Full house love connection.
We have a lady, a very pretty lady who is 27, unmarried, never married, no kids, no race mixing.
Has she ever been kissed?
I certainly hope so.
Maybe.
Does she have tattoos?
No tattoos, no tattoos.
Is she debt-free?
Jeez, come on.
Tattooed dead-free virgins or whatever.
Debt-free virgins without tattoos.
That's it.
Yeah.
And totally.
And, you know, she didn't reach out.
It was somebody who knew her.
And unfortunately, the only bachelors that I knew of were way too far away.
So if you, I don't know if she's on the coast or Vancouver or British Columbia, whatever the hell is out there.
I never got around to memorizing my Canadian provinces.
Drop us a line.
We can try to make it happen and rack another one up on the school scoreboard.
School board was a little bit of a, what do they call it?
I can't even think.
A Freudian slip.
Thank you, Jack.
Ernie your keeper on here.
I was trying not to think of Sigmund Freud everywhere.
Yeah, I know, right?
He is paying attention.
I asked Jack what he thought about the first taff.
He's like, I don't know.
It was all a blur.
I couldn't focus.
What exactly do we not pay you for around here, Jack?
Ask Johnny that question, man.
I don't know.
The man of many podcasts, Jack the intern, Jack, Jack the producer, we call him here.
But anyway, yeah, go to, I've been reluctant to advocate for the sort of small scale civic stuff, going to school board meetings, getting involved and going to a town council, stuff like that.
But it is hot out there right now.
People are angry.
They're going to give their peace of mind to their local elected and officials serving.
So go online, all of you listeners out there.
Look up, I don't know, look up your next school board meeting or town council meeting and just go out and see what's going on.
You don't necessarily have to go with a pitchfork and a torch and raise righteous hell, although I certainly wouldn't give you any guff if you did.
But just know what's going on in your area.
I think so many of us are looking at the big picture.
We got our online buddies and maybe we got some local friends, but we're kind of tuned out from what's going on in our backyard.
The thing is, the conditions are creating a reaction and you never know exactly where that reaction is going to express itself.
You know, it's like playing Monopoly, right?
And you roll the dice and you get the one valuable property and then you roll the dice again and it happens to come up.
You roll the snake eyes and you get the other.
You got Park Place and Boardwalk in the same role, you know?
And so you never know how fate, luck, whatever is happening where people's interests is all coalescing in a certain area.
And that could be the thing that really breaks, you know?
So don't discount that type of thing.
Exactly.
Even if you're just, even if you just applaud and give some encouragement to somebody who's nervous and standing up to speak their mind and oppose whatever inanity or insanity they're trying to impose, like a mask mandate, like talking about, I'm sure that vaxes for kids are coming down the pike.
I saw they approved something for there's approval coming for little kids coming soon.
So not only that, did you read about this?
They want to make porn for kids?
Like they should make porn.
For fourth graders.
Yeah, let's make porn for kids.
Let's not just have porn for adults.
We should have porn for kids too.
Yeah, you saw that some town mayor basically went and gave the school board an ultimatum, resign or get charged with, yeah, essentially spreading pornography and pedophilia in schools based on some horrific book they approved.
You know, like Valsh says, I've never heard a legal or moral argument as to why child pornography is bad.
So, you know, that's just where we're going.
Completely Jewish system we're under.
This is a satanic Jewish system that we live under.
So you have to understand it in those terms.
Exactly.
When those gay, those gays, that gay chorus out in California, was it San Francisco or whatever?
Yeah, when they were singing We're Coming for Your Kids, like they weren't kidding.
They were not kidding.
They say they're kidding, but you could see the devil in their eyes.
Yep.
Yep.
They thought it was real, real, real cute.
Nice joke there, gays.
Anyway, gents, that's all I got.
We went a little long in the first half.
Last call for content?
We'll land this puppy.
That's all I got.
I'm good.
Good deal.
I got 1235 here on the ticker.
Of course.
No NTC this week.
We'll be back with Net next week.
Thank you, fam.
Oh, I've one last bit of good news.
Go ahead.
Taiwan's longtime.
I wish.
Taiwan's longtime rabbi died today at 103 years old.
Wow.
Rabbis died.
Press S. God bless.
Yep.
We got a buddy traveling in Serbia right now, and he's walking down the street.
And what does he see?
Yeah.
Chabad Society of Belgium, Serbia, whatever.
Of course.
Of course.
It's good to know that he got over there, though.
I just assumed that his travel was sort of locked down again.
But we were just with him.
He was at this event.
I was talking about this wedding.
He was there.
Great guy.
I won't say his name because I don't want to blow up his spot or whatever.
Nah.
Nah, nah.
I know a lot of people who have gone to Serbia in the Balkans, even without connections or whatever there.
And it's so affordable, overwhelmingly white and delicious food, friendly people.
You could still smoke in restaurants if that's your thing.
It's so amazing.
I mean, it's not great.
It's not amazing, but it's just such a surprise to see.
Ashtrays.
Yeah.
There's something like, there's this really specific vibe about like smoking inside, and it's only appropriate if you have that like specific vibe.
Like, I don't want to sit down at like a decent family Italian restaurant with a bunch of people smoking, but like if I'm in a, in a bar, like eating wings and like knocking them back, it's like, yeah, I want people smoking around me.
Like there's just something that makes it, you know, the proper setting.
A little bit aesthetic, even if it's terrible for you.
Yep.
No.
I remember being there.
Yeah, and they were so liberal about that stuff.
I was like, huh, you know, it's so funny, Americans and their freedoms and stuff.
And then you go like when I went to China and I was able to get a damn, you know, beer from a vendor and walk around this beautiful lake drinking a Qing Tao.
And I'm like, huh.
Yeah, I really, really had a noggin-jogging moment at that point.
Like, freedom, huh?
I can't walk around America with a beer in my hand, you know, just being a normal person.
You had something there, Sammy, baby.
Yeah, one more thing before we end the show, changing the subject a little bit.
RIP, Norm McDonald.
Yes, thank you.
Yeah.
He was a guy, said things from time to time that made you think maybe he's one of our guys.
But he did make a funny joke about cancer.
He died of cancer.
He was on cancer therapy for some nine years.
He apparently kept it secret from everybody because he didn't want people.
He wanted people to enjoy his humor without that interfering with it.
But he made a cancer joke.
He said, you know, nobody loses a battle to cancer because technically both the person and the cancer dies.
So that's right.
It's a draw.
Yep.
No, yeah.
He's certainly, I mean, him going hard on OJ.
And I'll make a Maya culpa here for the audience.
I did have, believe it or not, an ice cold take on Telegram because I went back and watched a lot of Norm that night.
Obviously, I had posted, you know, sad that he died.
I liked a lot of his humor, but I watched a lot of it and I was having a couple cold ones and I was just in a surly mood.
And I was like, yeah, okay.
Like he played FTSE with this stuff and cracked a couple jokes with a twinkle in his eye and got away with it, but I'm not impressed.
So I apologize.
That was a grumpy cold take to me giving Norm a little bit of a hard time after his passing.
A little tasteless.
I am human after all, but there's a little bit of truth there.
You know, Norm probably, who can I say?
You know, guys got to make money and stay relevant to the classic calculation of going too hard, too soft, finding a happy medium.
But his dirty Johnny joke really got me good.
I won't try to recreate it.
Maybe I'll put it in the show notes.
His jokes about Hitler, I thought, were really good.
Like, oh, if I went back, I'd be intoxicated by his eyes.
I might sign up for something.
Well, or, you know, are you going to go back and kill baby Hitler?
You know?
Yeah.
What was his, did he say no?
You know, I mean, that's just, it's just so ridiculous to even say that.
But, you know, just the, yeah, well, like you said, like, oh, you know, he maybe convinced me to follow him.
Yeah.
Even baby Hitler could be with those crystal clear blue eyes.
Well, I like, I like where he talks about Blondie and, you know, Hitler's dog and whatever.
And it's this, he tells us like, you know, 45-second setup just so he can stand up on stage and yell, Hitler is the greatest guy to ever live.
Like it's like, I can't, I can't even remember what the setup is.
I just know it involves his dog.
And then the end is just, Hitler's the greatest man to ever live.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, total, total deadpan.
I don't know how those guys could do it.
Keep a straight face and then just lay it on at the end there.
All right, gents.
Yeah.
Big F for Norm McDonald.
Do we know what he died of?
What cancer he had?
I don't know.
He had been battling it for a long time, I guess.
It was a massage hit.
Well, you never know.
Sam Hyde, look out.
These things come in threes.
Yes.
Knock on me.
I don't want to jinx old Sammy, the other Sammy baby.
All right, fam.
Full house episode 101 was recorded on a gorgeous September 16th, now September 17th, 2021.
Follow us on Telegram at ProWhiteFam.
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We will do more live streams.
It was simple as pie on Telegram and we'll give old Gab a shot here next.
So to all of our people out there who struggle with the religion question and how to raise their kids morally, but also believing in what they're teaching them, whether you are Christian, agnostic, or maybe even considering joining the Asatru Folk Assembly, we are on your side.
Stay strong, live morally, teach your kids to be healthy, upright, and brave.
Mr. Producer, we are giving Young Crusader his due.
Excellent song, Request, powerful pro-Irish independence.
Turn it up, fam, to 14.
We're not going to say turn it up to 11.
Turn it up to 14.
We love you.
This is, of course, what is it?
Mountain Dew?
Foggy Dew?
Foggy Dew.
Foggy Dew?
Mountain Dew.
Sorry.
There is a song called Mountain Dew.
Oh, I was.
Is that what the guy said?
Mount and Doomy, Mountain Doomy.
That the guy got in trouble for that.
I was listening to the song before the show, and my daughter said, is she singing Foggy Jew?
I said, no, no, Foggy Dew.
Anyway, this is the Chieftains.
Congratulations, Young Crusader.
Way to go, brother.
Thank you to our pal Matt from the AFA.
We do love you, fam.
We will talk to you next week.
And you know what we do here.
Put them up.
White Power.
See.
White Power Aviation.
See you. All right, Hitler.
See you. All right.
Pass me by.
It did hooo-
Rang out in the foggy Jew Right.
Proudly high in Dublin town, Hung they out the flag of war.
Twas better to dine neath an Irish sky than at Sublars.
And from the plains of the meat strong men came hurrying through While Britannius hung with their long-range guns.
Poggy
tight in the springing of the year, while the world did gaze with deep amaze at those fearless men, but few who bore the fight that freedom's light might shine through the foggy dew.
Back through the glen, I know it again, and my heart with grief was so, for I parted then with valiant men whom
I never shall see more.
my dream
you fell in the foggy.
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