Indy and the crew travel to Florida for a chaotic spring break, conducting street interviews that reveal raw dating dynamics, including guests discussing abortions, high body counts, and toxic relationships. The episode critiques reality TV like "Too Hot to Handle" for fostering submissive expectations and emotional instability, while Indy recounts being blacklisted by club staff and navigating overcrowded venues in Miami. Amidst technical glitches and a $32 donation challenge, the group celebrates a birthday before ending the stream at 2:48 AM, concluding that modern social scenes are defined by insanity rather than genuine connection. [Automatically generated summary]
I've heard shit was like, here's 10k just because you're beautiful.
Yeah.
Or like, or like, yo, I'm a buy you a car.
I'm like, that's easy.
Yeah, it's like, that's so easy.
But they don't even know you.
It's like wild.
Yeah.
I mean, people have like a different thought process than other men, right?
So who knows what the fuck they've been through when they were kids?
Or I don't fucking know.
But can you respect that man, though?
No, I can't respect them because that's fucking weird.
Why are you giving me money?
If a guy bought you a car, you just met him.
Can you actually give him respect or no?
If he bought me a car?
Yeah, right away.
Yeah, what?
Paid your rent.
Yeah, if he paid my rent.
Yeah.
But what if he was like the ugliest guy in the world?
Like the most ugliest guy.
He's met you.
No, it doesn't even matter about looks.
You don't think he's like, you're taking your time out.
Ugliest personality.
Spend your money on me.
He's a little you.
You don't think he lacks aura if he just doesn't.
You're right.
You write.
You write this kind of thing.
He's desperate.
But you would take it, though.
You would take it.
Two things.
If I don't know them, why would I take money from them?
Okay, would you respect the man?
You bought your car.
If he bought you like pay your rent, would you actually give him respect?
I would respect that man, but I would only let him do it if he wouldn't expect something from it initially.
You know what I mean?
She said ugly personality, like genuinely super ugly.
Just no.
Because you know, like, you skip the opportunity, a new door will open next time.
It's kind of just how it works.
Like, it just kind of comes in.
You know what I mean?
What's the most you can offer from a guy?
Most I gotta offer like rent pay.
Like Dubai?
I said no.
She's lit.
Porter party.
She needed a visa.
Porter pot.
Oh, for real?
Porter party.
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I mean, I'm gonna hit it.
But it wasn't me.
That isn't me.
I was like 18.
I didn't want to get trapped.
Okay.
She was getting trapped in some shit.
But trapped and spoiled.
Yeah.
Yo, that's crazy.
So, Dubai, locked to the tower, port a party.
But hey, right now, imagine if I was there right now.
No, ew, you don't want to do it right now.
Fucking war.
I mean, it's talking about it.
There's so much shit going on.
No, no, no.
Yo, shit going on is right.
Literally, literally, so much shit going on.
No, for real, for real.
Like, poor though.
Hold on, you been to Dubai?
Yeah, I've been.
Oh, hell no.
What?
What?
Yeah, you're cooked.
Cooked.
What?
Why?
Okay, you went solo?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
Ew!
Ew, porter party.
You know what that means?
I already know.
No, I did not get shitted on.
I don't know.
You know the call out in Fortnite?
No, I already.
That's you.
It's definitely not me.
It's you.
But no, I got flown out by one of my friends, okay?
One of your friends?
No, one of my friends that used to live in Toronto.
He moved to Dubai.
Yeah.
Did he smash?
No.
What?
No, he didn't.
Do you pay for a flight for nothing?
Well, I mean, it's only 2K.
If he lives in Dubai, he can afford it.
The fuck?
So, what'd you do all day?
Just sit there and put up your thumbs?
No, I went shopping.
I went to eat.
With whose money?
What?
His money?
Yeah, yeah.
No!
I already got people to pay for my shit.
Yo, that's easy life, bro.
What the?
What?
No, guys, it's actually hard over here.
Life is so hard.
It's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
You should, next time you should keep the extra money, though.
I know, you're right.
You know what I mean?
You're right, you're right.
At least take advantage of the dude.
Even if he's dumb enough to.
I mean, if he wanted to, he would, right, guys?
I mean, what does that mean?
What does that mean to you, bro?
If he wanted to, he would.
What does that mean to you?
No pressure.
All men.
Some men get intimidated by the things other ones can offer, and then they step back and they get insecure.
They can't offer it anymore.
Yeah, but why would you pay for something that's free?
Like, it's free.
Why would you pay for it?
Yeah.
Like, somebody that you met got it for free.
They didn't pay shit.
So then, why are you going to pay?
Like, I don't care.
Like, imagine.
You met like 32 guys, right?
One of them was free.
So why do you got to pay?
That's true.
2K and shopping?
Why does he have to pay?
I got a better question for you.
He doesn't have to pay for it.
What guidelines does a guy have to have to bag you?
I don't even want a man, so this question doesn't even qualify.
Well, you're not smashing anything?
That's God.
Well, I'm smashing, but I'm passing.
Wait, what?
So you just smash and dash like a guy?
You don't smash and dash?
Yeah, she said it.
She said it.
Ring the bell.
I don't smash and dash, but like, it's not like that.
Like I'm not going to just like fuck you and just think we're dating.
Like that's no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not for that.
No.
Okay.
You're not for what?
I'm not for that.
Like, I don't want to date.
I don't want to have a relationship right now.
Okay.
All right.
So what guidelines does a guy have to do?
There's no guidelines because I'm not focused on that.
Oh, so I can smash?
No, you can't.
Okay, what?
So I'm missing something then.
Yeah, yeah.
So where are the guidelines?
What are you missing?
So you said no, right?
Yeah.
There's a reason you said no.
So I'm asking, what are the guidelines a guy has to have?
Well, I mean, you can't just ask me and be like, yo, let's fuck right now.
You think I'm going to just fuck like that?
Okay, so guys gotta be a little bit more respectful and smashed.
Of course.
We gotta smash you.
What does it take?
There we go.
What does it take?
For example, is it like taking on a date?
A respectful man.
A respectful man that knows how to take care of his lady.
The smallest things count.
The smallest things are the biggest things.
The biggest things.
There you go.
Okay, okay.
He's watching right now.
He wants us to take you all on a date, smash.
What's like the requirements?
I mean, just be a good man.
Like, take me out.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Yeah, what is a good man to you?
A man that does the smallest things.
Like, I don't freaking know.
This is a hard question.
Yay!
Yes.
A man with morals?
Like, what morals?
I need to, like, oh my god.
Please stop picking my brain right now.
No, I'm not.
Asking what morals is breaking your brain?
It's picking my brain.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Let me change the break.
What views and values does a man have to have?
Can someone answer this question?
We can ask the class.
What do you got?
What do you got?
What's like in a common thing you guys want in a man?
Come on, guys.
Help a girl out here.
Somebody's loyal.
Loyal?
Talk to us like ladies, please.
Compassionate.
Where's the mic?
Somebody stole the extra mic.
So, what do you mean?
Loyal.
Okay, loyal to only you?
To only you?
Like, just in general.
Hold on, boy.
What's up?
I feel like if a man's like loyal and respects his business partnerships, he'll respect his woman.
I feel like it goes to all relationships.
If he respects his business relationships, he'll respect his actual relationships.
So you want your man to be successful, right?
Enough, yeah.
Okay.
And only message you only.
Oh.
I don't know.
What does he get for messing with you only?
A girl that can cook, clean clean.
Okay.
Whatever he wants.
So the bare minimum.
He can hire a chef, a maid.
That's your opinion.
A nanny.
What?
What's my opinion?
Bare minimum.
Alright, that is the bare minimum.
Wait, hold on.
Can you cook?
Yeah.
What do you cook?
Anything.
Oh, literally anything I crave.
I make a meat.
Really?
Can you cook?
Yeah, Tosca Chicken, baby.
I don't know.
Someone's in her lady boy?
Who?
Whoa.
Who's a ladyboy?
Can you cook, Miss Columbia?
How explicit can we get on here?
What do you cook?
Bandel Paisa?
Is that what you cook?
I know she can't cook for sure.
What do you cook?
Chicken.
With no seasoning, bro.
Pure salt.
Yeah, guys.
Salt and pepper.
Damn.
I actually can cook.
Stop.
Don't say that.
I can cook.
Come on.
Put me in the kitchen right now.
I can fucking cook, okay?
I actually burn fucking bread, so you're ready.
Okay, can you cook?
They're in the back.
Miss Orlando, can you cook?
Yes, of course.
What do you cook?
I can make spicy rigatoni.
Okay.
That sounds good.
Okay.
Sauce from scratch.
Okay, hold on.
It's really good.
Yes, it's good.
Supposed to scratch?
Yes.
Whenever my ex, I don't want to talk about him, but whenever he wanted something, I've learned how to do it.
I can also bake as well.
So, yeah.
She's literally that bitch.
She's literally that bitch.
Yep.
I'll kiss you right now.
Yo, I promise you, that sounds good and all, but like.
Okay, so you said you don't want to talk about it, but like, you're charging your man for something?
You say your ex is like is getting sued.
What?
Sorry.
Your ex is getting sued, you said?
You know, soon.
Yeah.
But hold on, but why, though?
Like.
You know, I don't really know how much I can't say, honey.
I do not know.
Yeah, but the lawsuit ain't an action, yeah.
You could probably, you know, dish out some details, you know?
A small portion, nothing crazy.
He owes me money.
For what?
Oh.
And I don't play around with home.
Yeah.
What, are we talking like rent?
Are we talking like...
We're talking like a lot.
Yeah, but like, no, no, no, I don't know about that.
But like, you're saying like for what?
Like rent?
Or are we talking like he paid for your titties?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
They're real.
You have titties?
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
Sorry, I can't say from back here.
I wasn't looking at your tits.
Next question.
Next question.
Hold on.
Yeah, she don't want to talk about it.
That's all right.
That's fine.
Yeah.
The trauma.
I promise you, though, the trauma's real, though.
Trauma's real?
Start crying.
I'm kidding.
Nah, nah, you're good.
What do you expect from the money?
Let's question you guys now.
Alright.
Oh, yeah, yeah, grill me, honey.
Grill me.
Grill me.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me get it.
Get him in.
Get him.
Yeah, go ahead.
Alright, what?
What?
What is obedient?
Yeah, because you say like we're meaning like cooking.
Like obedient.
Obedience.
Obedience.
He likes.
Oh, my God.
Yo, Chad, that's aura.
I said one word.
She goes, oh, my God.
Obedience.
She goes, oh, my God.
Like a brother.
You feel that aura in the air?
Holy shit.
Come on, let me do it again.
Obedience.
This nigga funny.
I got her in a true.
Obedience.
He's like, oh, like a button.
Okay, okay.
Okay, huh?
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Don't worry about it.
Miss Columbia, rate him one out of ten.
Rate him one out of ten.
How good?
The look of New Zealand.
One out of ten.
Don't take it off.
I'm six four.
I'm getting hype pilled.
I'm getting hype pilled, bro.
I'm getting hype minimized, bro.
I'm in a chair.
And I said obedience.
What's up?
Get out your clothes.
Get out.
I'm the assassin, so I know.
Ready, yo.
Yo, I know English ain't your first language.
Get out your clothes.
You mean show my abs, right?
Yes, it's something.
So do it.
So do it.
Is that what they're asking?
I mean, pretty much.
Do it.
Oh, shit.
Let's go!
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, show.
Canada's best.
Amazing.
Toronto's amazing.
Yes, say it one more time.
Toronto is amazing.
Yo, I'm going to Toronto tonight, nigga.
Tonight, I'm going to Toronto.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm coming with him.
We're actually taking a flight together.
We're coming tonight, guys.
No, no, I'm going like tonight.
No place.
No place, nigga.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to make it suck.
You have to do it.
Guys, do it.
Dude.
Hold on.
If he doesn't, hold on.
You know what?
You know what, chat?
If he's going to show his abs, trigger tits.
I can't show the chat myself.
Can you do that, Rumble?
No, I'm kidding.
I can't.
Get off your ship.
We can't, we can't, we can't.
Is this a strip show?
No, I'm kidding.
Are you really?
But no, on camera.
Like, just show him.
Show me, show me.
And then rate her one out of ten.
No, I can't do that.
You can't.
Okay, I'll show like.
Yeah, show him the light.
I won't show my nipples.
No, show him, though.
I can't show him.
He's single, ready to go.
Holy sh.
Oh, yes or no.
This is the biggest fucking shit.
Sam!
Tell Yo!
Can I just get a chat?
Yo!
I got you.
Decent CCs, yeah.
Proof still the p.
Yeah, I know.
Yo, come here!
Yo, I rock with you.
You real one, nigga.
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
You get your chat for me.
She's incredible.
That's incredible, bro.
All right, so now you gotta go.
Let's go.
Dump shits was incredible.
Okay, who's next?
Oh, Chad.
Just don't think I'm fucking gay, alright?
Dump shits was great.
Thank you.
I enjoyed to be back here.
I mean, I'll do it if you.
Just don't think I'm gay.
All right, it's turn.
I hate it.
There you go.
You know what?
I got you, baby girl.
You and me?
You and me?
Yeah.
Guys, Rumble, man.
We're Rumble, man.
We can't show you guys anything.
We're Rumble, man.
That's your man, girl.
Clean that right now.
Yo, I'm telling you right now.
Okay, ladies.
One on the 10.
What do you rate him now with his abs and his looks?
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
What's up, wait, wait.
And I'm 6'4.
6'4.
He's 6'4.
He's saying it's a 4.
Don't forget that.
6'4, guys.
One out of 10.
What do you rate him?
What are your morals like?
What are your morals?
No, no, no, no.
I have the best morals.
Trust me, trust me.
I got the best morals.
Okay.
Who's first, ladies?
Come on.
Don't be scared.
I'm gonna give you an eight because you're not tatted.
If you were tatted, dude.
Yeah.
You like tatted or no?
You like tats?
Yeah, okay, okay.
Eight out of ten?
I'm not a big tat guy, personally, chat.
Pretty good.
Okay, one out of ten.
I have to agree.
If you have tattoos, I'm gonna be a simp.
I will be obedient.
Oh, a simp?
Yeah.
If tattoos?
If I had tats, chat, do I get tats?
Wow.
It's the neck tats that get me.
The neck tats?
The neck tats?
Don't get tatted.
You could kill me.
I don't know what it is.
Bro, nah, nah.
Don't get tatted, bro.
Crash the bus.
Not for these holes, nigga.
I don't like that.
Huh?
Who's a crash the bus?
I love a good tattoo.
Crash the bus.
Yo, yo.
No tats is better.
Trust me.
Chad, it's that easy, chat.
All you gotta do is look smacks.
Yeah, look on the tongue.
Exactly.
I'm on the way.
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Don't mind them, bro.
Yo, I'm trying to get a little bit of a snow.
What if, right, you can get any surgery right now?
What would you want?
Why?
I would get a skinny BBL.
I would get a skinny BBL because I don't want to go to the gym.
Skinny one.
Yeah, you need one.
A skinny one.
What?
No, no, no.
Short of that.
Oh, oh, no, I'm wearing underwear.
All right, I'm good.
I'm in.
Yeah, so I would get a skinny BBL because, like, I don't want to go to the gym.
And, like, yeah, I just feel like I need an assomi.
I'm very skinny.
Yo, I kid you not know, like, like, she can go to Miami, and any guy would be like, yo, what do you want?
Like, this is how it is.
Blonde, like, not from there.
Like, niggas are so, yo, bring these people.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
I know a guy, you might know him as well, streamer, and he will buy a girl a Birkin bag on the first link up.
A streamer?
Who are you talking about?
The first link up, dropping 10 bands, minimum?
Yes, bro.
Really?
What's the strategy with that?
To smash.
And I'm like, bro.
10k is insane.
Oh, nah.
I'm doing it the opposite way.
I'm only doing that if I'm.
But you're looking.
Yeah.
You show up, you're in shape, it works out.
Yeah.
Run that?
But that's OD, though.
It's OBD.
Yeah.
What?
What?
It's OD doing that.
Yeah.
No, that's crazy.
What?
Yeah.
So what would you do if a guy just walked up to you and just gave you a Birkin?
Like said hey, and then gave you a Birkin and then said like, hey.
What's the catch?
I want to smash.
That would be the catch.
I'd be like, I'm not the one.
You'd take the Birkin and dip?
No, I don't want a Birkin that bad.
It's not that deep.
Okay.
Well, I mean, a lot of girls are into bags, though.
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You know what I mean?
Like, get in the bag.
I'd rather keep my self-respect.
Oh, so you think you lose self-respect if a guy, if you accept the Birkin?
Correct.
That's pretty solid.
I kind of fuck with her.
Yeah, she's pretty solid.
I'm not going to lie.
She's a pretty solid third.
Yeah.
Alright, so I'm going to get a tattoo.
Well, blade.
I'm going to get a tat tonight, and then you can be obedient for me, right?
It doesn't work like that.
Nigga, what should you get tatted?
Yo, Chad, what should I get tatted?
Put it in the chat.
Put it in the chat.
Get my full name.
What?
Get my full name.
Full name.
Oh, the audacity to say that.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's getting too much.
Well, if you had tattoos, I'd be obedient.
Maybe I could.
Or would.
Oh, alright.
That's crazy.
Alright.
No, we'll work on it, man.
Don't worry.
So, can we all agree here?
Tats make a guy look better?
Is that true?
Tatspect?
I think it depends on the person.
Yeah.
It depends on the melanin.
You know what I'm saying?
So for dating, like, is it a requirement to have tats or no?
Like, is that needed?
You know, be a good person at the end of the day, but, like, it doesn't hurt.
Tattoos out.
I don't know.
We like the big ghetto girl.
You already have my socialist.
Oh, my God.
Who?
What?
Pie party?
Sorry.
Yo, I kid you not though, like, that's bad, bro.
I'm having a great time, Chad.
I'm having a great time.
Oh, my God.
She's moral maxing for the boys.
Yo.
You know what's crazy though?
Like, we're getting answers now, but it's probably not the real answers anyway.
Why?
Because camera's on, so it's not a lot.
Like, real answers.
Like, for me, that's true.
Okay, so what I've come to notice, bro, is that, like, it's just a way different ballgame, and it kind of sucks for the viewers because girls act just like yo, we'll see you guys over there.
That's just fine.
No, you're not getting trouble.
Almost, almost.
Man, I lost my train of thought.
It's all good.
Either way though.
Anyway.
I feel like your answer is not a real answer.
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
So yeah, it sucks with viewers because girls just like act different when there's just like a light with a camera in their face.
Like it's just like it's not like completely real based on like you know off camera is gonna be way different when you're talking to a girl.
But it's whatever.
It's also a skill issue personally to me if like a guy can't get girls on camera.
But we'll see.
Is it harder you think to date now with approaching girls than before or is it easier you think?
Than before what?
What should guys need to like approach girls in person?
The looks, money, status?
What's everything?
Everything for sure.
I mean looks looks matter completely, but like you're always gonna get washed by a guy who has like status for sure.
Like 100%.
You could be actually ladies, you tell me.
You got a guy who's like a nine, but he's driving like a broken down Camry.
Or you got a guy who's like a seven, but he's taking you in a private jet and giving you the full dinner experience.
You know what I'm saying?
You're probably going with the seven.
Regardless, whoever.
It's too close, though.
Yeah, it's kind of close.
Oh, you want to say four?
Make him a four.
Make him a four.
Make him a four?
With a small dick.
Okay, a four with a small dick and like he's got something drooling from his mouth.
No, no, no.
Fuck no.
Cook, bro.
No, that's funny, though.
That's funny, that's funny.
He's supposed to be in the bottom 50.
Yeah, but don't ever lose hope, though.
Some of you guys are fucking, some of you guys are depressive losers.
You need to always have hope.
Yeah, I'm baiting.
I know what I'm talking about.
But I feel like now dating.
I've been every version of a dude, bro.
I've been the fucking nerd that gets no ass.
Been the fucking frat douche.
I've been the fucking nice guy.
I've been the fucking gym cell.
Like, anything under the sun.
It's always the guy that's like kind of a dick, but like kind of cares about the girl's feelings a little bit, but like has like a nice balance.
So you did reality TV, right?
Yeah, yeah.
How was that?
Was that like good experience, bad experience?
Oh, my God.
Dude, reality TV is just so, like...
Do you guys watch reality TV?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love islands.
Yo, so like this is this is something that.
But this is something I do want to touch on.
Yeah, wait, why not?
Because wait, what?
Season 5.
Yeah, season 5.
Too hot to handle.
Isaac Francis, one and only.
What you guys should look into more is how it cooks the dating market and how girls view relationships based off reality TV.
That's the biggest point.
They take it so seriously in fabricated situations that don't make any fucking sense.
And it's just completely feminine.
It's like a feminine-based viewership.
So all their views are like completely skewed.
They want control in the relationship.
They want like the girl wants to lead and like, you know, they're too emotional.
Like, you need a guy that can, like, you know, tell her when to kind of put your foot down and say, yo, do you put your foot down a little bit?
But no, that doesn't with reality TV, like, the biggest, what is it?
Is it a producer or is it the actors that do that?
Um, so the producers basically like push a narrative too as well.
And it's also like, I don't, I don't, like, I need to see what other things people do on reality TV.
I'm not gonna like idolize someone just because like they're on a fucking reality TV show.
Like, they have no like actual like skills or like, you know, talent or anything.
Facts.
Facts.
Um, and it makes them like complete soy boys to be completely fucking honest.
Um, it makes the boys more feminine too.
They'll see something on social media because it's a whole side of internet that you're like not on.
So like reality TV is its own like cult space, like out of our four you pages, but it's so popular with women, bro.
It's unbelievable.
It has so much.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
But the but the fan base isn't too strong because it's women.
So like, and I mean that in like a way of like a woman supporting a woman is gonna be very strong.
A woman, main woman fan base supporting a man is not strong at all.
Not strong at all.
Not strong at all.
Very weak.
So that's why, that's part of the reason I transitioned into streaming.
Oh, that's smart actually.
Another part of the rant I have creates fucking soy boys, more feminine men.
You want to know why fucking testosterone is on all-time love?
It's because reality TV and people taking reality TV fucking seriously.
If you are a man and you're taking reality TV seriously at all, you got to get yourself checked out mentally.
Seriously.
It's actually unbelievable.
I had a kid that lived with me for three months, like before he went on a show.
So I was on my show, right?
This kid lives with me for three months.
He's one of the biggest reality TV stars right now.
Yeah.
Lives with me for three months.
You would think like we'd like to be boys for a minute.
As soon as he gets on reality TV, his girl that's like super popping too, like one of the biggest reality TV stars.
Yeah.
Totally like, yo, I don't fuck with your boys.
Unfollow all of them.
Don't talk to them.
Really?
Don't talk to them anymore.
You did it?
Oh, yeah.
Gone.
Simple lerd.
Yeah.
Dude, no, no, no.
Like, there was one time too where she literally over FaceTime hit on us, like, allegedly, so I don't get sued because she actually has allegedly.
Yeah.
Hit on us over FaceTime.
Like, her friend.
So imagine like your girl, right?
Like, you FaceTime, like, yo, this is my girlfriend, whatever.
She, like, starts talking to talking to us and starts like being like, ooh, like, he's hot.
He's hot.
Crazy, bro.
Crazy.
That's fucked up.
And made him bark on the floor and he did it.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Grown-ass man.
Yeah, grown-ass man.
I think he's like 27 at the time.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So.
Did you see him bark?
Yeah, did you see him bark?
Yeah.
No, you saw him.
She was like mad at him and she's like, I'm not going to post a TikTok about this unless you get on the floor and bark.
Did on FaceTime?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yo, that's wild.
That's crazy.
So, like, you see all these reality TV things, like, and people don't pay attention to it.
Like, I get it.
If a guy watched reality TV, someone, someone says hi to me, right?
They're like, yo, I've seen you on the show, whatever.
Like, that's cool.
Like, maybe you're posted up with a chick watching a reality TV show to get some ass.
Like, I get it.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's not real.
Yeah.
If you're seriously watching reality TV, like, you have a serious issue.
Like, you got to get it.
It's just like Goy Slob.
It's completely.
Complete brain rock.
Complete brain rock, bro.
Because the producers tell you what to do.
They like to guide you what to do.
Every conversation.
Like, our conversation was what?
Now, like, 45 minutes, maybe we've been in the car.
Yeah.
They would have interjected at least like 10 times.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
To like completely.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
To completely.
And get this, get this.
I got emailed by fucking 10 Netflix executives because I don't give a fuck.
And I'm actually like one of the.
Your base, bro.
Yeah, I'm like one of the only like reality TV people that don't because they're in like a little bubble, bro.
So when they get hate from all these girls, I'm like the slight, bro.
Like you could unfollow someone and get in trouble on reality TV like fans, bro.
Like you can unfollow someone and they'll be on your ass.
But my point is, is I don't really.
Go off, fucking go off, kid.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's like, it's very deep.
It goes very deep.
So question, like.
But they're just very scared of women's like opinions.
Yeah, I want my woman to feel like good, but like at the same time, like I need, like when she's having an emotional like fucking roller coaster, I need to be able to show you.
So when the guys are talking to the girls and you're actually like getting together, is that real?
Like on camera?
Like you're really smashing on camera?
So they basically like base the viewer shit.
Like, oh yeah, I meant to finish my story.
I got emailed by 10 Netflix executives because I didn't give a fuck.
I was like, yeah, I was being painted as like the villain.
Yeah.
Well, just because I was like, bro, I'm in a villa with like hot chicks.
Like, obviously, I'm going to like, you know, mess around.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
And then, yeah, they painted me out to be the villain.
And then I told, like, I was making TikToks, bro.
When my show came out, it was like two years ago.
Making TikTok, like 10 TikToks a day, million views, million views, million views, million views.
And then I got emailed by 10 Netflix executives.
It was all truth, by the way.
It was all truthful things that I was saying, but it was behind the scenes.
And they were like, yo, you need to review your contract or we're going to sue you.
Yeah.
And I had to take it off.
Yeah.
So that's why I started streaming too.
So I could say all this shit and just like, you know.
That's the best thing.
So they control everything.
Literally everything.
They control everything.
They take the public opinions.
They take like the public views.
And that's why I said I don't really like idolize someone just because they're on a fucking reality TV show too.
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
I'm trying to think what else.
Wow.
So, okay, hold on.
So is it worth going on, you think, as a guy or not really?
I think it's worth the clout.
For promo?
Yeah, I think it's like worth the clout.
Like, saying you're going on a reality TV show to get in a relationship is like saying you're joining a frat for fucking philanthropy, bro.
Or you're going on there to like fucking shit.
What else?
I mean, yeah, they just like idolize like relationships just because they're like interracial, like as if I'm supposed to like care.
You know what I mean?
Does anyone ever happen to get married after those shows and actually mean that?
Is it real?
Say it again?
Does anyone get married after the shows or no?
Is it like actually a real?
I know maybe like one.
One.
Maybe like one.
Wow.
And like it's not like the bet.
Like, if you look at the background research of the girl, it's like.
It's messed up.
Yeah.
It's like not.
Reality TV is a scam, man.
It's saying.
What?
It's a scam, huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
But W rant chat, thanks for coming for my TED Talk.
That was good, but that was good.
I feel like you breaking it out was good because I didn't understand how it works behind the scenes, but that's messed up.
Yeah, so I'll give you an example right now.
So be like, all right, you're Isaac Fresh.
Like, talk, right?
Yeah.
So we'll talk.
So they'll be like, talk.
Sorry, what was your name, honey?
Cece.
Cece?
Isaac, that's me.
All right.
So talk about your chat with Cece.
So I'd be like this.
I'd be like, all right, yeah.
So like my chat with Cece, like, I kind of like her, but like, what do you think?
Blah, blah, blah.
After like 20 to 30 seconds, you get off topic, like naturally, like of what they don't want to talk about.
They'll be like, all right, pause.
And then they'll like talk in my ear about what they want us to like touch on.
And then they'll leave the room and they'll be like, all right, you guys are good to go.
And then they talk about it.
And then people base their relationships off those and then fucking like cancel people.
Bro, I know the shittiest fucking people that just acted good for like a month on reality TV and just like are like idolized, bro.
It's like completely Fugazi fox.
So stupid.
Don't fucking pay attention to it.
Fucking garbage.
Makes sense.
But you guys don't watch it.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't.
No, you don't watch it for like entertainment, but like taking it seriously.
Take it seriously.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's part of the reason why.
Part of the reason why men are crazy.
It's like porns.
What?
It's like porn.
Yeah.
It's just entertainment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Does anyone watch any reality TV at all?
Yeah.
Yeah, like a little bit.
What do you watch?
Too hot to handle.
So do you know him just for the show?
No, I don't know.
What season are you on?
I've seen you on season five, chat.
Season five.
I got kicked off, by the way.
I forgot to say that.
For what?
You got kicked off?
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Come on.
You already are a villain.
So, no, no, no.
I'm like the biggest villain in reality TV for sure.
So basically, like the rules of my show, right, were like if you're not, you're supposed to form like genuine connections.
So like you're not supposed to like kiss, blow job, have sex, like jerk off.
Like you're not supposed to do anything.
And if you do, you get like prize money deducted.
100%.
Started with like 200.
200K.
Pot, right?
200K.
So I, like, I only kissed like two girls, but like, the way.
Only two.
Yeah, but it was $12,000.
It's crazy.
For kissing.
Each time?
No, no, no.
No.
Like, total, I lost like $12,000.
So it was like three, and then they doubled it.
And then I did it again.
It was six.
But like, someone else, one of my best friends from the show, lost like 50, 60K.
But they had a good storyline going.
So like they had a good, like, they're not together now, obviously.
Like, but they had like a good storyline, so they kind of kept that going.
Yeah.
Whereas like I was with like three different girls, didn't really have a storyline.
I got cut instantly.
Yeah.
But I made it like most of the way through the show.
It was eight out of ten episodes, and the last one's just the finale.
So I got like the main point of the show.
Did you go to the reunion?
Is that what you call it?
We didn't have one.
You have one?
Yeah, we didn't have one.
Shit.
I watched the first season, Mikhail's and them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back in the day.
Yeah, but nothing after that.
The Mandem.
Yeah, the Mandem.
Okay, so you watched Twitter Handle.
What do you watch?
Also, two Hotsu Handle Love Island.
Got kicked off for jerking off.
Oh my god, I have another story.
My bad.
Wait, yo, so I had to take a fat shit, chat one time.
Yo, by the way, 14 people, one bathroom.
Shut the fuck up.
Yo, ring the bell.
Wait, what if somebody has to get ready?
Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not done.
I'm not done, chat.
I'm not done.
Hold on.
14 people, one bathroom.
14 people, one bathroom.
There's cameras everywhere.
Just pointed at my dick.
No way.
Pointed at my dick, bro.
So, like, and they say it's not recording.
It's for.
Exactly, exactly.
So one time I woke up like 3-4 a.m.
Hell, bro.
I woke up like 3-4 a.m., had to take a shit.
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I was in there.
You know, one of those shits where you like just chill.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
This nigga don't get.
Pause, bro.
Pause, pause, pause, pause.
How's that?
Pause.
I'm taking a shit.
I know, I know.
You said all?
I said, ah.
Oh, she went to Dubai.
That makes sense.
Poor pause.
I can't even say nothing.
Yeah.
100%.
Shit.
Let me just stay quiet in the corner over here.
They thought I was jerking off because I was in there for so long and you're not allowed to jerk off.
So I was in there for like maybe an hour.
No.
You came out.
Wait, you can't jerk off at all?
No, no.
So they were like, yeah, rumor is you self-gratified.
And I was like, no, I didn't.
I was just taking a shit.
Self-gratified.
That's what they call it.
That's what they call it.
And then obviously they checked the security footage.
So it was just straight.
Just like, yeah, camera on dick.
You know what I mean?
It's crazy.
So when they didn't show it, but like I know they looked to like make sure I didn't jerk.
So did they confirm that you didn't jerk off?
Did they confirm that?
They confirmed that I didn't jerk off.
He didn't jerk off, guys.
Yeah, I didn't jerk off.
Yo, yo, yo.
Reality TV sounds like hell on earth, bro.
Yeah.
Yo.
So, okay.
They hit me and Myron to go on the show.
Two of the handle yet.
So they get an email.
Myron and Fresh come to this island, whatever, for how long is that game?
Like a month.
Month?
Yeah.
That means we can't stream.
We can't do content for a whole month.
We'll be popping on those types of earwaves.
But we said no.
And honestly speaking, I'm glad we said because, yo, that would have been crazy.
My would have went off from day one.
I think we're here.
By the way.
Can y'all get me that mic?
Ladies.
Mike in the back.
Impressed by the size?
Yeah, guys, you know this.
I'm black, bro.
I have a massive button.
Thank you, ladies.
Wait, what are you?
Are you Moroccan?
I'm Jamaican.
Oh, what?
You're Jamaican?
Yeah, Bumble Club.
Yeah, I'm white and Jamaican.
All right, finally.
All right, let's go.
Let's go, ladies.
Good.
You made it.
Thanks, bro.
What's the card shit?
Yeah, pull those titties up, please.
Oh, yo.
Grab my winter green sins, please, babe.
Whoa.
Oh.
Can you grab those?
How tall are you?
Excuse me.
Can you grab those?
Oh, yeah.
You're the best.
Thank you, honey.
Why are these cracks in the room?
Where's uh right pillow?
That shit stacked over here.
That'd be disgusting.
Yo, yo, that was a great story.
Yo, I didn't know how crazy that was for like there behind the scenes, bro.
I couldn't even imagine Malaysia.
Yeah.
My tit just came out.
I'm so missed.
Did the chick?
No, it wasn't on me.
All right.
Holy shit.
No more thoughts.
L-Horse.
No ass.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Thank you, bro.
My guy.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Our word was a Josalito.
Josalito.
What does that mean?
Lil Jose, Lil Jose.
Yo, one on the 10.
One on the 10.
Oh, shit.
I know you.
So I see you on YouTube.
Yeah, she's single, though.
He's single.
I'm single.
Rint me from one to ten.
Once ten.
Yeah.
You little 360.
You look 360.
You brought Lauderdale.
What the fuck?
You already got a seven shot.
I'm here.
So why did you come up to me?
Why did you come up to me?
Because he was the closest one.
What the?
Whoa!
Fuck it!
Yo, my name, you were the real alley!
He just saved up for this stream because I would never pick you.
You would never be my first option.
Yo, bro, bro, scream.
Alright, fuck out of here.
We're by back ends.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go, chat.
Thanks for having me again.
Backyard.
Oh, you want me to text my guy?
Come right now.
Come right now.
Alright.
Sir.
Go side.
Let's get it.
Tap in if you want some game.
Go.
All right, bro.
Thank you.
Ladies, ready?
Do you know where it is?
Or do you want me to plug it in?
Yeah.
W fucking stream.
Let's go, bro.
We're lit right now.
W front page?
We're front page on kick, too.
Let's go, chat.
Go.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Go.
All right.
Guys, it starts now.
The stream starts now.
It's the fun part.
Let's go.
Yo, where you at?
I'm like back to your alley.
Where's that?
Backyard.
Where's that?
Huh?
Let me get the mic for now.
Where?
See ya, see ya.
All right.
Let me get a mic.
What up, nigga?
You good?
Yeah.
Anybody have anything good time?
Where you from?
Where you from?
I'm glad.
Okay, oh, baby.
Are you single?
Oh, we're about to go backyard.
What's your name holding?
I'm George R. Mati.
Okay, so you're here, Florida, bro.
What's the plan for tonight?
The plan tonight is to hit up my back home sling and get right.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Back home slink?
My back home slink.
Yeah.
Chicken link?
Yeah.
When no boyfriend, though.
What is that?
It's summertime, the fuck.
Okay, summertime.
No boyfriend.
Chicken link only.
I don't need no boyfriend.
Okay.
Period.
Let's go.
Meriam.
Where's your man?
Let's call my man at home.
Really?
Of course.
Of course he's at home.
By yourself out here?
I'm going to meet y'all.
Oh, do it 360.
Do a 360.
Let's see the fifth.
Let's see the fit.
Okay, okay, oh my god I felt sorry for him.
Me too.
Very sorry for him.
I feel sorry for him.
You feel sorry for him too?
I feel sorry for him too because my best friend's had baddie though.
Like, we're sick.
Like, how does the guy get your phone number?
Uh, and they're hot and they're bad.
And yeah.
If they raise me up, good enough.
They're saying you have a cuck at home.
Wait, what?
She do know.
She do know.
Her boyfriend's just watching this?
That's crazy, bro.
Your boyfriend's watching this?
I don't have a man back home, but I'm saying, like, she got whatever she got going on.
Should she leave him?
What the?
That's your friend.
It's very mean, you guys.
Good meeting as well.
It was good meeting.
I have a great.
Your man is lucky to have you.
Thank you.
Later, have a greatness.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you, guys.
That nigga's cooked, bro.
What up, bro?
That's crazy.
She's got a boyfriend at home.
Cucked, what's up?
Are you good?
We're doing it again, bro.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, we're here.
You already know.
Spring break.
Let's fucking go.
Fuck it here, baby.
Let's go.
What's up?
What's up?
Quarterback, who's a quarter black?
Let's get it.
She had a boyfriend at home, by the way.
Who, that girl?
Yeah.
That don't matter.
We're out here in Lauderdale.
We're having fun.
Guys, interview time.
Let's fucking go.
You know what?
We need questions, bro.
Questions to ask the girls on the chat.
You guys tell them what to ask the girls.
We'll ask the girls.
In real time, we got you guys.
Okay, bet.
Bet, bye, bad.
All right.
Let's go over here.
Look at that, man.
Take a hot shower.
Yo.
Spring break is crazy, bro.
Everybody, bro.
I mean, backyard's down there, just so you know.
It is?
Yeah, it's down there.
Sorry about that.
Wow.
So many hoes, bro.
So many hoes.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to do it when I go back.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Alright?
Damn.
You good?
I'll see you when I get out of work at Mark.
Yo.
Listen.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know who he is?
Yeah, I know who he is.
That's crazy.
You're famous, bro.
What's your name?
Your boy Famous, right?
Isaac, that's King.
You know who I am?
Love Island?
You watch the handle?
Yeah, I got you.
We got you.
Camera work, camera work.
Like, question.
Who are you from?
How old are you?
I'm 23.
I'm 23.
And I'm from Virginia.
Good bill.
Okay, why are you here?
Spring break?
I live in Miami.
I'm just here with my friends.
Okay, oh.
Are you single?
I'm single, yeah.
Why are you single?
Me and my ex broke up.
This didn't work out long distance.
Oh, that never works.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you want a man all though?
No, I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
Really?
I'm on a hill.
You can't hop into another relationship.
That's crazy.
You're wasting your time.
How long is it?
Good thing you're healed.
How long?
A year?
Two months?
Maybe six months to a year.
I don't know.
I'm just taking him home my month.
What do you look for in a man?
If you do.
Honestly.
Well-driven, goals.
Fit.
Motivated.
How tall?
5'11 above.
That's stretching.
Would he be your type?
Pete Smash.
Smash?
Yeah, Keith Smash.
Oh, Smash?
He's trying to set me up.
What you?
Oh, just right now.
I'm a fucking shot.
Let's fucking go.
That's a yes.
Woo!
My name, let's go.
W Wingman.
Hey, wingman.
Get a phone number.
Yo, that's me.
That's me.
He can smash.
W Wingman, bro.
Got you, bro.
Oh my god.
This is popping right now.
It's popping right now.
Facts.
Disgusting.
Yo.
Crazy
Yo, this is so random, bro.
No, no.
Go, go.
You're going to do it more.
This is so packed so big.
You're crazy, bro.
Yo, I'm not gonna hold you?
Lisa, go to the interview.
Audio's choppy.
Choppy?
Someone said 11.
How's the audio, guys?
How about the audio?
How's the audio?
Good?
I think it's because we were away from the camera, bro.
Yeah, yeah, they're both good.
That's funny.
Yeah, this is pretty big, guys.
Should I tell them to hold it up a little more?
Maybe yeah.
Alright?
Alright.
My bad, bro.
So there's Boost Garden over there.
And what's that one?
Hold up a little more.
Yeah.
Wireless mics have range.
Alright, that's bad.
Yeah, we go now.
We go now.
We're gonna.
We're gonna.
Audio sucks.
Okay.
Wait, come here.
Come here.
How tall are you?
150 centimeters.
Okay.
What is that?
You gotta be like.
Yeah, summy.
Five?
He's mad short, bro.
She's mad tall.
I didn't even realize that shit.
Hold on, crazy.
He's mad short.
Yo, get your cooks.
Alright, we need some interviews right now.
Is the audio still chop, Chat?
What the fuck?
I think we're good.
Are we good or not?
Come here.
All right, we just got to stay close.
What's your name?
How old are you?
I'm Sienna and I'm 22.
Okay, why are you here?
Um, because I love Miami and Port Lauderdale.
Why are you single?
I'm not outside.
We thought I was single.
Oh, you're not single?
Oh, maybe.
I don't know.
Where's your man at?
Are you protecting right now?
Is that what it is?
Next lesson.
Is he at home right now?
Oh no, not.
We're not here.
Why didn't you guys stay with him?
Hold on.
Are we back?
Here we go.
Okay, question for you.
If you can find a man right now, would you settle down with him and get out of the night life or no?
Are we staying like that?
Probably not, unless he made like six figures.
Okay.
Like, probably not.
Only six figures.
No, like six figures like in six months.
And would you work at Darborough now?
I would rather not, but I would.
Okay.
That's fair.
And then one more thing.
So let's say, right, you saw him.
Okay.
Is he your type?
Very handsome, yeah.
Yeah?
Alright, bad.
One out of ten.
What do you read about one out of ten?
What'd you read him?
I think you're doing like nine.
Okay.
Thank you, babe.
I know more.
Like if I got a bunch of people.
Okay, hell yeah.
Off camera.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so he cut it, he cut it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
What up, Alex?
Come on, gotcha.
Come, Alex.
Gotcha, bro.
You give me the Wickmash shit.
Oh, nice.
Bro, let's go.
Gotcha.
Shout out to Alex, bro.
Rutgers wrestler.
Right here.
All right.
Aries, tell them who you are, bro, real quick.
What's up, guys?
I'm Republic Aries.
I normally don't be popping out to this degenerate shit, but my dog hit me up.
You know what I'm saying?
We got to get some shit going on.
He can tell the bitches.
Don't believe that shit.
Oh, shit.
Don't believe that shit, bro.
He can tell it, bitches.
Dude, that shit is hard.
God's live hard, bro.
Yo, yo.
Tell them who you are, bro.
Provisions.
What's up, guys?
Provisions here.
I'm back on somebody else.
Is this a stream or a video?
Yeah, we're live right now.
Stream.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's all I have to say.
What inspired the shirt, bro?
What inspired the shirt?
Alright, so basically, when I was in high school, right?
I was already making.
Look at this shit, bro.
You definitely got bitches.
It actually does the opposite.
They see it, they walk up to me because of the shirt, and then I scare them away.
How do you scare them?
Because I have, like, normal.
You want to see?
Yeah, show me.
Show me.
You know what?
I want to see.
What the bro?
Show me.
Let's go left.
Show me real quick.
So basically, I uh did you know like your left eye kind of matches your right eye have you ever noticed that?
Are you serious?
Why?
Like, because they're both like eyes.
Hold on, Mike.
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You know?
And they match.
Like, you can see through them.
That's crazy, right?
Yo, stop.
Stop.
Yo, okay, hold on.
Did I turn you on or no?
Is that turn on for you?
Is it like good?
You like that?
No.
Yeah, that'll run.
Ella.
You know, this one's scared, though.
I kid you not, bro.
Like, that was terrible.
Yeah.
Anyway, what you should say?
What?
True by my fingo.
Hell no!
No, I'm not español, but I'm fucking up.
Are you doing this?
Let's thank you for responding.
I'll talk to you soon.
Come here, please.
Because you have a big dick.
I want you.
Seriously.
Yeah, that's all I know.
You know what I'm saying?
How about her?
Wait, no, no!
How about her?
Can you rinse her up?
What's happening?
Try better.
Oh, I got you.
Is that Japanese?
Yeah.
Anime?
Oh, no, I just came from Japan.
Oh, shit.
That means my friend interview.
Oh, thank you.
Watashi wa Tomadachi.
What does that mean?
He's gotta be trolling, Jack.
Aww, aww.
Where'd you get bitches?
What, are you smacking?
No, I'm sorry.
Damn.
Yo, yo, you need help, bro.
But I like the confidence.
Confidence is key.
Are you told?
Are you like performing final boss?
Literally.
Yo, chat.
How should he improve, man?
Well, this is bad.
This is really bad.
Like, are you like serious, bro?
Like, that I am.
Okay, you know what, Isaac?
What's up, bro?
He has no wrist.
He needs help.
Okay.
Wait, he has a wrist guy?
He is, bro.
Yeah.
So I would start by complimenting her at least, just to like get in.
I can't just give away compliments like that.
Oh, no, you definitely can.
Why not?
Wait, why don't you want to give girls compliments?
It's like they get so many.
Yo, his game is trapped, bro.
Like, okay, you know what?
Why do you think of it like that, though?
Talk about her eyes being similar to each other.
Ready?
Alright, Japanese.
You look beautiful today.
See?
And then you get in.
That's because of the halo effect.
Okay, explain the halo effect.
So like, no homo, you know, you look at you, you know, so anything you say is fire.
Okay, but can you argue?
Okay, can you argue that I would be like giving you good pointers though, if that's the case?
No.
So you think I'm purposely giving you worse advice?
No, no, you're not purposely giving me worse advice.
You're saying the advice doesn't apply?
Okay.
It wouldn't work for me, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm giving you advice that's general, so it'll work for like...
Wait, what was your general advice?
It's a compliment her first to get in the conversation.
That's like irrelevant to anyone, how you look at all.
I feel like.
What up, bro?
How can you prove it?
Status pill, bro.
My bad.
I would first start by wearing a shirt because I can't.
No, it's good.
You're manifesting that you get no missions.
You need no problem.
What are you doing?
What?
Questions?
Yeah, yeah, just interviews, bro.
Shit.
We're going to backyard.
It is, but like also have more confidence.
If you saw a guy in the mob wearing this shirt, you would say something.
I mean, I would assume that you get no bitches, but I would think it's like working.
But and then you would say something about it, right?
Like, perhaps.
See?
So, you know, you're doing all the work for me because I wore this shirt.
You're starting the conversation by being like, I like your shirt, or I think that's funny.
You get bitches, you're lying.
And boom, conversation starts.
But like, you might start the conversation, but maybe like maintaining it.
Hold up, bro.
I'm gonna show y'all real quick how to do it.
Okay.
Hold on.
You should do it real quick.
Come on, Isaac.
Let's go over here.
Let's get it.
Good to meet you, bro.
Oh, wait, you coming?
That's the riz, bro.
Alright, I gotta teach her boy.
We had to spit some riz.
Because he has no game right now.
It's fine.
What up, bro?
You good?
Hello, bro.
Look.
Let's see what it's like.
We got this in the backyard.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's start walking on it.
Let's go this way.
My hands are flat.
Yo, you still got the...
This is like hella.
This is hella.
Hella, people, bro.
God damn!
Yeah.
Hella niggas over here.
God damn.
Like this age group is usually like my like zero champ and like bandage.
Yeah, you're right.
But you know, 24 bros, like, there's tucks over here, but everyone's like separated, girls and guys.
Yeah.
Cameraman lock in.
Look at his arm, bro.
That nigga works out.
Yeah, bro.
He's got that grains.
Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
What the fuck?
Oh, yes they are.
Oh, my God.
I kid you not, bro.
Too many niggas, bro.
Too many niggas, bro.
Look, yo, let's go to the base, bro.
Yeah, too many niggas over there, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
That was wild.
What was that?
Too many niggas, bro.
You can't get ghetto out here.
Okay.
Shout out, alright?
Gonna go to the backyard?
Right now?
I need some girls that I pulled out real quick.
Abreast the ugly bitches.
Nah, I know.
Where?
Where?
Some of you fresh facts here.
I'm from the street, yeah.
Where you from?
Nigga.
I was kidding, by the way, shoulder.
I was kidding.
I've not been here in so long, bros.
It's been like years since it's been Pilardo.
I hate being here.
Yeah, it's kind of like club, like bar type, like college parties.
So.
I know, I know.
So many.
First time here?
Nah.
You been here before?
Maybe like a few years ago, it was first time here.
Oh, let me ask my boy.
Everybody good?
How you doing?
Good to see you, bro.
Good to see you, huh?
In a minute.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you filming right now?
Yeah.
It's running.
Yo, I'm outside with Fresh.
Media, you got the media pass?
Can you come grab us?
I don't got my ID.
What's your name, man?
Fresh.
We need to know.
How do we meet?
Because it's been four and a half years.
Arizona?
Yes.
With your boy Feguffi and Julian.
There you go.
There you go.
Back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up?
So we need to know, right?
What's the biggest red flag in the whole country?
I'll be honest, bro, there's so many.
The top one would be guess Instagram.
Instagram.
I swear to God.
Why IG though?
Bro, that's where all the hoes get like attention.
They post getting pictures, they post themselves, DM's offers, it goes crazy.
So like, that alone, you're fucked.
You feel like Instagram and social media has ruined the dating scene.
100%.
If you're talking to your guy, you're winning.
If you're not, you're in shambles right now.
I feel like there's so much opportunity for women to get hit on by any men anywhere in the world.
And you know, bro, like, there's no going back.
So, like, dating is cooked, bro.
I feel like put your money up, status up, your game up, because without all that stuff included, you're not gonna win.
Love, bro.
Alright, uh, backyard.
Ready?
Yeah.
Alright, let's get it.
Hold on, real quick.
Hold on.
Wait up.
Okay.
Let's start with it.
I got this one.
What up, less than?
Michigan Grounds, shout-y for Rumble Wallet.
Donation.
Thanks, brother.
Michigan Grones, shout out to you for supporting the show.
Yeah, I lost weight, niggas, I've been working out.
Well, now I can't because of the surgery.
Good job.
You good?
Table to the side.
In the back.
Yeah, they already have a dirty expat.
They're holding table like the patches.
You're gonna take a gift in there.
Hey to get in.
You know who we are?
No, no, it's going on.
That's good, Gary.
Help us, help us.
If you don't mind, if you don't mind, who's with you?
Because it was like the girls and a lot of girls.
It's like everyone like here.
We can bring more girls.
This is for Audio, guys.
I'm not like not fucked in over here.
Miami, for sure.
Laudio's a little bit different.
More like white college culture.
We're the kings.
They can't stop us.
Yeah, I can stop us.
Yeah, well, Ardell's different.
We got a chill here.
Packed as fuck, boys.
You're funny.
Yo, bro.
Hold on.
But we need to see a real Chad popping off.
I don't know what the fuck I'm about to do to this.
Yo, tell them about your routine for gym.
How crazy you go.
You're underrated, bro.
All day, I train hard as fuck.
I get jacked.
I get dissected healthy.
All night, I mock these little clowns in the fucking party, boy.
When you get jacked all day, you're getting small, you're getting big.
You don't show that shit off, you're wasting your fucking time, bro.
You gotta go show motherfuckers what's up.
Show them how to party the real fucking way.
How can someone cut weight before summer and get abs?
Right before summer?
Yeah.
Stop eating carbs if it's not before or after your workout.
It's not before or after your workout.
Eat fruits or veggies.
You're getting fat.
You're spiking your insulin.
Dumbass.
Good shit.
Let's go, alright?
We're gonna get in right now.
That's a long-ass line over there.
Hell no.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised we're not dying in this title.
Oh, you're not?
You got a shirt on there?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm surprised you're not hot here.
Or a Max!
Or a Max.
It's not like we can go to another club.
It's not like we can go to another club.
See how I can handle it.
I'm on top.
Oh yeah?
Do you like it?
What's your name?
Isaac.
Nice to meet you.
Isaac.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm streaming right now.
Yeah, yeah.
It's my boy, Fred.
I got it.
Say hi to my boy.
Good to meet you.
Fred, good to meet you.
Too hot to handle.
Too hot to me.
I watched all the trees.
Oh, awesome.
You look familiar.
Almost like we're actually in the book.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
That's funny.
Are you going Andy?
No, we're waiting for my friends to come get us.
Oh, shit.
No, we're trying to go into it.
Adam to the spot.
Yeah, nice to meet you too.
Kids do not know, bro.
Like, this shit is packed for like a Friday.
Yeah, it's actually fucking funny as fuck, bro.
Fuck, what's his name?
Buck!
See what I mean, John?
They eat up the reality TV, bro.
Oh, hell no!
They're making no pay?
Parker!
That's crazy work.
He turned that shit up yesterday, bro.
Yeah, he got base in, though.
He's got base here.
Wow.
GG, Chat, GG.
I don't finna get in there.
Hell no.
Is your boy still in here?
Yeah, he's so far back, though.
Yeah, he thought we were gonna be here, like, way earlier.
Fuck that.
What is it, bro?
What the?
Yeah, fuck it.
We can walk in, bro.
We got a lot of people with us.
Yeah, a lot of people.
Like, way too many people.
Like, we got it.
You want to?
We can't get in here.
Do you want to or no?
Fine.
This is crazy.
They're taking all the bitches?
No, they're not, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
I got both.
I got both.
Both ones.
W chat.
Yeah, I'm not fancy to get in there.
I'm not fancy to get in there.
Yo, we can bounce by the line.
I'll be dealing.
Cut the flash?
Sorry, turn the flash off real quick.
But okay, we good.
Just hold it down, hold it down.
We good?
Yeah, we did, we did.
We did, we did.
It's down, it's down.
It's just, it's literally just...
Can you get us, just us?
Why not?
It says, hey, go right here.
The rest of them will give express that trick up around.
Turn On The Light00:04:35
Thank you, bro.
Thank you. Thank you. Thanks.
Rev, let's go.
They said the rest of the crew's gotta go in line.
Yeah, it's just and him.
That's it.
This is it.
This is a camera guy and us too.
One.
Go back.
Yeah.
You want a wave worm or you want to go in?
Gotcha.
You want to wave or you want to go in?
That's it.
Just let me know and I'll take care of you guys.
You just gotta give me headshots.
Yeah, like ride like motorcycles.
Yeah, let's get him on the camera.
Thank you, bro.
You did it.
Come on.
Yo.
I'm attacking you.
I'm gonna text you.
I think I'm doing the same thing as you guys.
Wait until we get inside because he's fun as fuck.
I'm fun as fuck.
Let's go, let's go.
You can turn on the lights.
Turn on the light now, yeah.
Get in there, get in there, and we'll turn on the light.
We should do yesterday, bro.
About to stream, yeah, we're about to turn on.
Try on the light.
Try on the light.
The whole time yesterday.
Gracias, gracias, gracias.
That's great.
I got you guys, I got you guys.
Let's go!
Yeah, we should try to.
And the kids don't know.
Oh, fuck it.
It's crazy.
I watch a podcast.
Grip Boy Confusion00:03:27
Thank you, bro.
Where you from?
I'm from out here.
Miss Bell.
Who does that say?
I'm a grip on it
You're a boy.
With you, of course.
Oh my god, what did you say?
What?
What did you say?
Fucking Form On It Now00:07:46
Elaborate!
Is that the train?
Yeah!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
I can't do it.
No!
Yo!
Thank you, bro.
What?
Go!
Cut!
Cut that!
What?
Yeah, please.
What's your name?
Marka, Marka, yeah.
I need a, I need a space.
They, like, need attention.
Yo, Chad, we already know!
Isaac and Fred, fucking form on it now, let's fucking go!
What can you do?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I need you to turn around the mouth.
I want you to turn around.
It works.
Let me see the sound.
Let me see the sound.
I'm not right now.
Let him go.
Hey, turn.
I need you to turn around.
Let's fucking go.
Yo.
Figures.
Look at Taxi here, bro.
Cigarettes.
Back.
What do you want to do?
I'm not going to do it again.
What do you want to do?
No.
Oh my god!
Let's fucking go!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I got it!
I got it!
Go!
I got it!
Get out!
Get out!
Let's get out!
Go!
Get out!
Need to get down with Mike!
Go!
Get out!
That's what he's just saying!
Hey guys!
I'm out of here!
How you doing?
He's running!
Where the plot is!
Yo, let's get out of here!
Where's the rest of the squad at?
It's crazy!
Dad!
This is the picture!
Take him out of here, Dad!
No!
This is my turn!
Really walking!
Yeah, don't we have a lot of leads in the outfit!
Headquarters!
That was way too loud.
What are the odds, bro?
I'm out as hell.
You good?
Yo, what's that?
I kid you not?
Next Spot's Way Better00:14:21
They're rolling in there like crazy.
Yo, everybody's on Molly.
Yeah, gotta be.
Like, we need our own section.
But next, I got his number one number notes.
Go back, we got tables.
But it's the back of the camera.
Market Miami.
I got a table at Electro Lady right now.
Oh, yeah.
It's packed.
It's fucking nerd.
Is everyone here?
We lost like something.
She was insane, bro.
I just wanted to get picked up by his boyfriend.
Hey, let's pick this up.
Huh?
I'll have to pick this up.
I don't know if you can, but shit, you got already.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
So many times.
Yeah, no, it's too hot in there.
It's fuckin' hot.
Walk in and walk out.
It's not crazy.
Wait, you paid?
They made me wait.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Nah.
I kid you not.
Like, this is too much going on at one time.
I got table at Electron.
All for us.
Have the girls and get in.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I got your back.
Let me know.
I'm going to show you.
But next one, I got a for free.
Hey, what up, bro?
Can I get a picture?
Can I get a picture?
Yeah.
Where you from?
I'm from London, bro.
The man them.
Oh, shit.
Chopstar.
Man, them.
Toma Chopin.
Chopstar.
Twitch.
Immature boys on Twitch right now.
We meet a pussy.
Yeah.
Me and brass.
Every day, bro.
We came in, we came in.
Where do you recommend the squirrel?
Uh, honestly, this is where college town likes.
Yeah, she's like a thumb, big hand up.
But like, honestly, mommy's better than this, bro.
Telling you, mine is better than this.
Yeah, take a big picture, bro.
Let me get number one.
Let me get it.
I'm on the way.
Damn.
That one's shit.
Let me know.
Yo, I'm on the way.
Love, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
I got YouTube.
Thank you.
I love my boy, please.
Have a good one.
Oh, he's back in.
Is that in there?
Is it still in there?
I don't know.
We got everyone but him.
Yo, I kid you not, bro.
That shit's insane.
Oh, y'all.
Hi.
Hi.
How's it going?
What's your name?
Indy.
I'm Indy.
Indy?
Like the movies?
Indy movies?
Yeah.
Or Indy, like Indiana.
She's down to go on Fresh Fit, right?
Okay, so I was gonna be on it.
It's a crazy show.
It's a crazy show.
I'm not like that.
Okay, so I was gonna be on it, but no, I actually went and I was in the back.
No, that's not the problem.
This show never scared the fuck.
Anyway.
Whoa.
No, so I go there with my friend Arabella, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we're in like the back, like, room, like, like, where you bring the girls to that room.
So I like wait for the other girls.
With the pole, yeah.
And there's that, like, the girl with the tattoos that she's like, Icy?
Yes.
She was rude as fuck to me.
And I said, whoa, really?
Very, very, very, very rude.
And because I asked her, I said, do you have anything to drink?
And she goes, I don't know why you need something to drink to have a conversation.
I said, excuse me.
Well, she was probably just like, you know.
And then I was like, okay, well, we're gonna go because my friend was like, we're outside right now.
Yeah, we're outside, bro.
Are you recording me?
Are we on the stream or something?
Yeah, we're left right now.
So Icy told you you can't drink.
You got mad?
No, I was offended at how she came at me because I'm like.
So imagine the show is way worse.
What?
The show is even more like a buoyant.
Okay, but also, like, she's like, oh, this is a bad look for you.
You're not going to be ever invited on that shit.
And my friend goes, I already have a bad look for me.
My hole's on the internet.
So, listen, Icy works for me.
She said A.
It's A. Random rich worker.
But what I will say is, oh, look who it is!
What up?
What up?
How you been?
Hi!
Good?
I know.
We're IRO streaming right now.
We're gonna go to Miami again.
Electric lady.
Got a table there that's gonna pop off.
Come.
Electric lady.
Oh, okay.
I've never had that table.
Who's your friend?
Kennedy, come here.
Kennedy, this is trash, crash, me.
How tall are you?
God damn.
410.
I like it.
410.
Miniature.
We can like flip you 300 times.
100%.
Where are you going to?
Yo.
I promise you, Icy was in the right.
Gotta be in the right.
W Icy.
Look at this, bro.
Look at this guy.
Hi, Icy.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo!
Look at this guy fucking all the girls, bro.
Fucking everybody.
Look at this guy.
What was your leg?
What the fuck?
Child, I'm back.
Fucking back, baby.
Get up, buddy.
Thank you, bro.
I've got 79 plates.
I was choking his hell, huh?
Not yet.
But yo, what the?
What was your leg?
Everybody's on that.
I had surgery, bro.
We took the surgery.
What the fuck?
Where's the job?
Carson.
Fucked up.
Yeah, I know.
Fucked up.
Alright.
We have crawled.
Yeah, right now.
Yo, I kiss you not, bro.
Three.
Holy shit.
Alright, I'm back.
You good?
Yeah, fucking passenger.
She lit right now.
Yo, she lit right now, bro.
That's kind of blowy.
I did.
What up, man?
Funny.
Okay.
Alright, what's up?
We're back.
Man, we're back.
That was too crazy, bro.
Yeah, that was insane.
Next spot, better.
That was insane.
Holy shit, bro.
I got a table at that place.
Yeah, I got one.
I'm out of here.
We're getting out of here, bro.
Thank you.
Bro, that was fucking... ...disturbed.
It just vibrated.
That means anything?
Can I go?
Red shirt guy, Ben girlie?
What am I?
What up, Theo?
Bendo?
I'm not.
Uh, electric lady.
Electron lady.
Yeah.
No, people.
Bend the water.
Yo, sweater.
Holy shit.
I'm telling you, brother, I'm pushing this show all the time in the morning.
We try, bro.
Like, we we sacrifice a lot.
We get a lot of trouble, but I'll put that though, you know?
Let's go.
Holy shit, bro.
Yo, he's putting my ass off right now, bro.
That was something, bro.
How the fuck in there, bro?
You got sticks?
We reached a cigarette too.
Yeah, we reached Vantage Point 5-6.
I don't like that one, man.
Yes, you want to hit Boos?
Uh, Boos partner?
You want to hit Boos and then leave, or you want to leave now?
Whatever you guys want to do, I'm down for.
Alright, boys, let's get loose.
Where's the van?
Oh, what's he got today?
Mentals.
Hell no.
That'll stick with us, bro.
El Cigarette.
El Cigrid.
Hell no.
No, that's my cigarette.
Yo, clouds, bro.
Let me get a band real quick because it's chaos right now.
Chao right now.
Getting just mad.
Holy shit.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
It's okay.
It's awesome.
Wow. What is it?
Yo.
I catch it on, bro.
This is like so packed over here, bro.
But it's bring prey.
I get it.
Isaac. Isaac. Isaac?
Where's Tits?
I got back.
Bro, you're a f*****g, you're a f*****g s**t.
Guys, like off my deck.
Oh, it's alright.
I'm trying to get out of here.
This guy's like all over me, bro.
We need security.
I'm getting down right now.
I'm going to ban him up.
I'm out.
Yo, get your girl because in the white.
I'm out.
Yeah.
Pull that camera up.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna call you.
That was insane, bro.
That was for the stage, for the stage, but we have no sexual connection.
Hold on, let's do legs.
Trump, what up?
Quick interviewer?
Appreciate you boys in here, man.
Everyone in here, appreciate you.
Back up in a bog.
Nah, this is too wild, bro.
Holy shit.
That was insane.
I mean, I'm not mad, but it's like, bro, like, this shit is chaos, bro.
No, go ahead, it's coming around.
It's coming around.
It's coming around, huh?
Holy.
Ah.
Oh man.
I told him that you did it back to Miami bridge.
Yeah.
Uh electric lady.
Holy shit, bro.
Oh my goodness, bro.
That was chaos.
I would rather be anywhere else than children.
Yeah, nah.
No, we need our own space.
We need our own space.
And I'm not going to hold you.
That was fun, but nah, nigga, that was...
Not to, like, switch sides on everybody.
Too much going on there.
It was cool though.
It was cool.
For a second.
Yeah, yeah.
That was dope.
Oh, my goodness.
She went with a boyfriend.
Alright, we're back.
We're back, Chad.
We're back.
We're back.
Holy moly.
That was fun, though.
Yeah, that was good.
That was a mission in itself.
Alright, guys, next spot's going to be way better because, like, we have more control.
We lost two holes.
Yo, we lost two hoes.
Fresh, you can give her 20 bucks back?
Fuck no.
What did you say?
Or 20 bucks back.
You didn't pay, right?
Yeah, I had to hit the camera.
But you paid with your heart on cash?
Now you know what it feels to be a man.
Good job.
She understands.
I understood before.
Shout o'clock, ladies.
Shout o'clock?
Um, like, in the forehead or I'm not gonna hold you.
Next spot's gonna be way better because we got like more room.
You gotta type it in.
Where is a nice spot, Tina?
Electric lady.
Yo, chat.
Nightlife in Miami is different.
Like, it's more of a section-based type of vibe.
Here for Lardo, it's do as you will, walk as you walk, talk as you talk.
Everyone's just in the middle, crowded.
It's insane.
Like, dude, a crowd like that is a mosh pit.
Am I back?
Hell no.
It's like sardine packed.
Yeah, it's too much.
Foster focus.
Let me get address real quick.
Driver!
Don't stop at all.
You know that song?
Young for that song?
Don't stop at all.
Pretty good song.
We should play some tunes.
You should, actually.
We got our girl talking on the way.
We do.
Also, who can twerk in here?
Anybody?
Okay, we need the best twerker for the chat.
They're gonna vote for the best twerker.
So look.
Driver!
Don't stop at all!
Okay, just get in the address.
Alright, so look, we need a song.
What song you guys want to twerk to?
Yo, chat, give us the best twerker to get a price.
Yo, you wildin', bro.
Play HH.
Nah, nigga, you wildin', bro.
Hell no.
He want a reap.
Hell no, yo.
Y'all niggas wildin'.
Go to Scarlett's?
Scarlett's?
Your club?
Uh, no.
No.
Yo, guys, okay.
Be honest.
That was chaos, right?
But next spot's gonna be way better.
Well, we're going back to Miami.
Yes, back to Miami.
We're civilized.
Yeah, I'm tired.
She was like, I'm in so much stress right now.
I was like, yo, come over here because it's hot a fucking day.
I don't like it.
It's hot.
I thought I was going to die.
That was bad.
I'm downing some juice.
Bills, you okay?
Yo, Bills was like, nigga, why am I here?
Bills was like, yo, this is white people shit.
Yeah, I would never.
Guys, If You Don't Mind00:15:43
That doesn't sound.
That was not a good time to me.
You know what it is?
No, I'm not getting a BIP section and we're chilling.
That was like, yo, just pull up.
I was like, all right, we'll pull up.
Yeah.
They need like a table.
But even the table.
You realize even the tables were like in the crowd, too.
Yeah, like this.
It doesn't matter if you had a bad thing.
And Miami is separated.
That was just like, bro.
They just want all the money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, at least we didn't pay.
Yeah.
W Riz.
That's good shit.
I took one for the team.
Sorry, but don't worry.
Guys, she pigged in a club.
This is legendary.
This is actually a first-time occurrence fee, right?
You don't pay the club, right?
You know, I can't say I have, but it's fun.
So next time is on me.
How about that?
That's great.
Thank you so much.
See, she's a nice girl.
I think she would actually be a good girlfriend.
Our possible wife, right?
Yes.
If only you weren't in so much trouble, though, your trouble.
I'm not in trouble at all.
Please.
Look at those eyes.
Look at them.
A little bit.
A little cheeky.
She's strong, bro.
Yeah.
This is camera ready.
Off-camera, you gotta see her off-camera, you know?
Oh, she really is.
What?
Something is up, but we'll figure it out.
Figure it out.
Why is this vibrating?
Who farted, bro?
I did not fart.
Don't say that.
Okay, hold on.
We need a song, ladies.
Wait.
Are you connected?
Because I'm not.
Oh, wait, hold on, let me see.
Is your chair doing that song?
Song for.
What's the um like F like F. Which one is it?
Alright, guys, we're getting the song ready.
We're getting the audio hooked up right now.
Oh, wait.
I don't know what to do.
Yo.
Someone just saw me.
A girl that I didn't want to see.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I didn't respond to her text.
She's like, I just saw you.
I was like, fuck.
That's tough.
Ah, man.
What?
A freaking day.
We should have got Red Bulls.
I'm half to stop.
Oh, you want some?
You have Red Bull?
I can tell them to stop for some Red Bulls.
Oh, no, I'm not going to stop the whole entire car ride.
I'm not going to do that.
Oh my goodness.
I feel like we should have a steering contest.
Okay.
I would win.
Meaning right now.
Okay.
Ready?
Wait, hold on.
But you can't blink, okay?
And winner gets to like.
Okay, loser has to pay for something.
Winner gets a kiss.
Got again.
Deal?
Let's go.
Wait, sorry.
Come again?
Winner gets a kiss.
Loser gotta pay for dinner.
Deal?
I don't know.
I don't really understand that tail that we're talking about.
So basically, if you lose.
So basically, I lose.
You gotta pay.
I gotta pay for dinner.
Yeah.
And if you win, you don't pay for dinner.
But if I win.
So you win and you win, right?
That's what it sounds like.
Yes!
Yo!
Mario Kart back here!
My cart, bro!
Oh, my back is crazy!
I came with a red shell, bro.
Literally, but red shell is crazy.
Who went in the air?
I actually like regret this because I'm not really good at steering.
Okay.
Well, you call for it.
Are you ready?
Okay, wait.
Good chat.
If she blinked, let me know.
Fuck.
Okay.
One.
Two.
Three.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you're folding.
It's so dry.
Yeah, she's folding first for sure.
Ah, she blinks!
It wasn't even close.
It's fucking so close.
We need some audio, though.
Okay, so you gotta pay.
Alright, what do you want?
McDonald's.
The chat.
You know what?
We need a sub donation.
Wendy's four for four.
We need a sub donation for the chat.
We need some subs in the chat.
So you can donate to the chat some subs.
It's like 20 bucks.
Oh, God, come down for a bit.
21 bucks.
Down 40 bucks is crazy, right?
40.
Good chat.
Y'all want that?
Y'all want an actual like.
Oh, my God, pay 40.
Sub?
You can afford that.
Yeah.
He said McDonald's?
E-Wilding, bro.
Fun game.
No, I would.
I could cook for you the spicy Ricatoni.
Yeah, on stream.
That'd be fun, actually.
Oh, yeah, a little cooking stream?
Yeah, that's fun.
You're gonna.
Really?
Yeah.
What if it's bad, though?
It's not bad.
I'm very confident.
Like it said, Vendome.
Actually, I can go to Vendome anytime.
We're back to Vendome, yeah.
Vendome?
Chat?
I have a table there.
You have a table there right now?
Tonight, young subs.
You wanna go?
You guys have to pay, but it's not.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Yeah, I'll probably be hitting electric lady.
We don't want to pay.
You know who you win, bro?
Like, you good?
Good, man.
Good.
My name is Miss City.
Let's fucking go.
This is ticks now.
Sorry, what?
Okay, okay.
Hold on, no, no.
You gotta donate for the chat, though.
I wouldn't treat my little muscles.
I'm getting linked.
I'm not being an ass.
Just blow.
Sorry, what?
They want some.
What am I supposed to look at?
Because you lost.
Who is this?
What is it?
Look at just hand it to your boyfriend this thing's not gonna put it in the middle.
Take the phone, honey.
Yeah, I know him.
Oh, yeah, that's the one who invited me to make him.
Zero chest?
I was just saying if you know him, but you have to get them cheap, bro.
Come on.
I can't be cheap every now and then.
Come on, man.
Wait, what am I doing?
Sorry?
Oh, go to this website.
A website?
Yeah, it's where the chat's at right now.
They need a donation for you to lose it.
What is this?
It's Rumble.
Apple Pay me.
Yeah.
Sure.
What is that?
Well, I need your cellular device.
Oh, that's the show with the girls at the moment.
Yeah, it'd be lit.
I keep my phone.
Okay, text me.
What's your number?
305.
305.
Oh, the kid.
Oh, yeah, you funny.
You funny.
Spring rigs, not always.
Yeah, I know, bro.
I hear you type it in.
I gotta go back to the Rumble chat.
Don't.
Don't do any funny shit.
Who the fuck is Daniel?
Chat, the fucking Bluetooth in this fucking van sucks, bro.
It's Daniel.
It's dog shit.
I would be ripping it.
I have a lot of.
And 10 more.
I have a lot of 305s, okay?
Oh, yeah, that's what they all say.
I'm gonna put Daddy Fresh in here, okay?
Okay.
Or a random rich black guy.
That works too.
Yeah, this shirt is fucking this wondrous, I'm telling you, bro.
So chat.
So hold on.
So you see what it is.
Five subs are how much?
Five subs is 32 bucks.
Yo, chat.
If she donates to the chat, that's fucking that's a W right there, bro.
Might be a keeper.
I'm about my skirt.
Might be a keeper, actually.
W uh, W Riz.
Yo, yo.
Don't get too excited, bro.
I'm definitely excited right now.
Oh!
We got a cash at balance.
I have a cash balance of 32 bucks.
All right.
Wow.
She's a real one, actually.
Yo, look at this shit, bro.
I can't.
I can't show you.
What's the best one so far?
What's your name again?
What's your name again?
I forgot her name, bro.
What's your name again?
Maddie.
Naddy?
Okay, cool.
Maddie's a baddie actually.
She's a bad person.
$32 before knowing the name is insane.
No, no, she's not.
That's wild.
No, no.
Send it back.
No, no, you're good.
It's in my heart.
It was in my heart.
W scam, W scam.
Yeah, it's in my heart.
Trust me when they say, like, you're a real one.
Thank you so much.
What's my prize?
Me.
Okay.
Yo, yo, chat.
Subs incoming.
Five subs for you guys from Maddie.
W in the chat for Maddie.
No, we can do a vlog date with her.
That'll be lit.
And then I make you spicy rigged, Tony.
Ooh, that'll be even better.
What's your favorite dessert?
Oreo.
Oreo?
Just Oreo?
Just Oreo.
Me and you, Oreo.
Oh.
You're wild for that one, sir.
A little bit, a little bit.
No, no, but honestly, Oreo, ice cream.
Oh, this is W answer.
Shake.
You didn't.
She didn't say no.
I know.
But she said, she's cool.
She's cool.
Yeah, she just got it.
Look in the middle right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, moving on, guys.
Chat, five steps from Maddie.
Remember, shout out to her.
What's your strawberry cheesecake?
Ooh.
Fire.
Yeah.
Can you mean that too?
You're gonna ask me like what my favorite thing is.
Oh, if you can make cheesecake, like you need to get.
Yeah.
She can make cheesecake.
Nah.
Off the rip.
It's not as hard as you think.
You just follow a recipe and it's like.
Yeah, but you like kind of like it's like, I don't know.
We're not putting an effort to do that.
Nah, but she can do it though.
Yeah, that's good, dude.
That's where the women come in.
But why are you singling for so good, though?
Like, you can cook.
That is true, yeah.
There's gotta be something wrong with you.
Apparently, cooking and cleaning doesn't matter.
No, no, it really doesn't.
It's like a base requirement.
You got that personality.
You have to be somewhat.
No, no, no.
You do.
You're great.
But like, what's the wall factor with Maddie?
What's the wall factor?
Find out later.
Soulless Fool.
W Fresh.
Shout out to you, Soulless Fool.
Guys, if you don't mind, I was going to say something.
Put in the chat.
Oh, Polymarket.
What?
They put Bat Nick Ivan says Fresh Polymarket ought to smash 69%.
What the fuck?
Yo!
He's like, a betting app.
We could bet, like, if someone has, like, a success rate, so it's pretty high right now.
Yo, by the way, Cece's in the other car right now with another dude.
Apparently, I think she's like caught up.
By the way, you have fun just now?
Or no?
You said what?
You had fun earlier?
Yeah.
It was too much going on, huh?
Chat, I gotta blow it while I was off camera.
It was chaos.
Yo, Isaac is the man, though.
Oh, thank you.
And they'd be like, oh, I know this guy is like easy Riz.
Shit, my guy.
Yeah.
Can you talk about the guy that said I get no bitches?
Yo.
Yeah, but like, that was like, that was, like, clearly a bit, though.
Like.
Must have been a bit.
He cannot be serious.
No, he's serious.
No, no, no.
Like, it might be true.
I'm saying that he gets no bitches, but like, he's not helping the fact that he gets no bitches.
He's announcing the fact he gets no no.
Yeah, he'd rather like make it more known that he gets no.
Yeah, so it doesn't.
Yeah.
No, not only absolutely, he's like encouraging it.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
But I guess he gets him views, I guess.
Maybe get some views?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the dumbest of views, I don't think.
We tried to get him to Riz, but I didn't really.
Not much going on there.
I don't think he in that department.
Maybe he was a little special.
No, definitely not.
I think he's pretty normal, right?
I think he's never too special.
What?
You think he's like autistic?
Yeah.
No.
Just a little bit.
For confirmation.
Nothing wrong with that.
What?
W.
No, I'm autistic.
I think I am autistic.
I am too.
But like, we all are, right?
But, like, there's just certain people that are like weird.
Like, it doesn't.
It doesn't mean they have like a mental disorder.
Yeah.
Freak.
And then there's like a freak freak.
Good looks.
I don't have TTS on this.
We're on a freshest ingest.
We don't have TTS.
We need some music though.
Damn, it's not working.
Dude, it's an ass.
It's dog shit.
It's from like 1985, bro.
Hold on.
Try mine.
Uh, what is it?
It's uh uh what's it called?
Somewhere to see.
It's like cat.
Cab it's uh con con condo or something.
Oh, got you.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Hey, Mike Lawrence.
Cabin?
Uh Cam?
No.
Oh, that's me.
What's you?
Cam Francis.
Uh, what is it?
It doesn't show up.
It's supposed to be like condo or like condi or some shit.
I was connected.
I'm gonna show up anymore.
GG's.
What's there?
Oh.
You gotta know?
Yeah.
Fire.
I don't know how that works.
Okay, ladies, what song you want here to protect?
What do you want to hear?
What about this?
I have not made.
I have future.
Oh, it's gonna have a chat on, maybe?
Yeah, your screen.
There you go.
Okay, let's go to um okay, we're good.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
We need a texture red, right?
Texy Red?
No?
It's not that energy right now.
It's like almost like a drink.
What's up?
Okay, what's up?
What's up?
Do you guys want like sing-along songs?
Nah, what do you want?
Something hype.
Oh, that's what I had on.
Future.
We could do like um future.
Oh, I got it.
Future.
Talking to a DJ, bro.
Huh?
Talking to a DJ, bro.
Oh, really?
You don't even know this song?
Oh, my God.
Oh, okay, let's go.
Baby daddy from Feature What up B?
I'm on the 5-0-0 I'm on the 5-0-0 Music-wise.
Rap, hip-hop.
I like everything.
House music?
Huh?
House music?
Oh, yeah, I did, Jada.
I like rock music.
Rock?
Okay.
True.
True.
Some time.
You're right off to something you haven't really, you know, died into.
I guess.
We need a.
Fuck it out.
Fuck it out.
Let's go!
Yo, are they like, are they like, are they like that?
Holy smokes, yo!
Yeah, that was crazy in there, bro.
I'm like screened from that insane, bro.
Insane.
Yo, party.
Yo, party like that.
I can't do it anymore, bro.
I'm getting.
Yeah, you can.
You got ads, nigga?
You have ads on your shit?
No, no.
Hell no, bro.
I put your rumble chat on.
Oh, let's go.
That's fucking sick.
We're going back to Miami, right?
All right.
Can I have a song?
It's so loud.
Loud?
It's loud.
How do you learn?
Oh, the volume?
Hold on.
Got you out right now.
Got you out right now.
What up, Mo?
Any of you have a babe?
Right up.
I get nervous when that bright light is on me.
Holy shit.
Here we go.
House Is Lit00:14:49
All right, we need the best twerker up here.
Who's first?
Do you want a shot?
Holy shit.
Let's mid.
the face up we're like 10 minutes away though Ask her what rock she likes?
What do you mean?
Hey, say gang.
Put a yard on the coast again.
No sh**.
Hey, everybody in the front end.
Fuckin' runs like a wrong.
You ain't.
You're funny.
You're funny.
She takes me top on the low.
What you doing?
Fight for a nice struggle.
We need one of the best twerkers right now.
What does that mean, though?
But what song do you want to hear, though?
Well, that's true, but you can just look at that and actually do it right.
You know what I mean?
It's like a ripple stripper saying that.
You realize that, right?
Okay, what do you need to make it happen for the shot?
What do you need?
What do you need?
You get paid?
You get paid to do this?
You need energy to twerk?
Yes.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
DJ, you got this.
I got this, bro.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't worry, Joe.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna play some shit you've never even heard of.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
Like, that was very duining, but DJ got us, though.
Yo, what directions you girls are kind of boring sometimes?
I mean, like, I'm down.
Like, who do you give me like an artist?
Um, let's see, like, uh, like, uh, play on the song FM Dollar Sign by New Boys, like FMS.
But I don't know.
Who is that?
Like, who is that?
Just you'll recognize us.
Bill, who is that?
New boys?
Yo, put your ass on my dick and pose it for me.
I made so much goddamn money.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh!
Okay.
Shit.
Okay, shit.
Maddie, you gotta uglo do that.
You gotta ulto her.
Yeah, you got that.
Maddie's ready.
Oh, ready.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, yay!
Yo, chat.
Let's go.
We need the best worker.
Have us in the chat.
You're hard.
How are you hard as fuck?
You have a dick?
Yo.
Damn.
Let's go, dude.
What you doing?
Peace.
Big bougie, guys.
If we got a room, we got some room.
Yeah.
You got it?
Monkey business is monkey business.
Yo.
Let's go Alright, Scott Freezy is wild in there, bro.
I know what kind of stuff.
It's wild in here.
Hey, no glue maxing, bro.
Stop that's it.
No glue maxing.
That's it.
No, what maxing?
Good maxing.
Good maxing.
What the fuck?
They want a goon right now.
They want a goon right now.
It's weird.
Goo, like when you're on the screen, they're gonna go.
Yeah, goo.
You know what I mean?
Kind of, like, that's sort of like at the end part.
Yeah.
You into that here.
Are you into that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I need life.
I'd like to be into it.
Normal day.
We love Google Max.
Not a hell of out of nowhere.
I got you.
Just say Bougie, bro.
He's funny.
Yo, Lucia, I appreciate the kick, bro.
All right, with this sound, you're probably like, you're probably like, you're right.
I don't see how you can hit from outside the club.
You know.
You can't even get in.
Leg out.
Yellow, mouth.
GR, who do you mean?
Oh, good looks on the.
Good looks on the kicks for Orlando, I think.
What up, Luso?
What up, bro?
Yeah, what up, Luso?
Let's fucking go.
Good looks, bro.
What would you say?
What's all up?
Mr. Miyagi.
And the suicide does.
Look at me now.
Oh, look at me now.
You gave me paper.
Look at me now.
Look at me now.
Fresh shit.
Motherfucker.
Alright, Robin.
Hot shit.
I like the Busta Rhymes part.
Oh, my dick.
But since you keep talking about my dick All the years they say hi to me, I'm done Yo Breezy, let me show you how to keep the dice rolling when you're doing that thing Take some shots Shots Shot o'clock Let's go.
I'm feeling like I'm doing feeling like I'm gonna get away, get away, get away.
She don't really wanna pop me.
Just know that you don't never stop me.
Let me be a little cocky.
Every time I'm doing a nigga, I gotta go and I gotta get it.
I gotta go and I gotta show it.
Hey, white boy.
White boy.
White boy's crazy.
And I be doing it together now.
Oh, my God.
Let's go, chat.
Get it fucked.
Want to know what's next?
EM at all or not?
Yeah?
Alright but Hey What can I mean now?
Look at me now.
I can't really turn it up right now.
All right, bad.
I love it.
That's the first part.
Where everyone should know this part.
Good looks, Lucilla.
I appreciate you, bro.
Man, I'm not a fucker.
I don't do it.
I don't eat some shit, I don't eat shit, no, I'm pollution, I'm such a juition, got a bitch that play in movies and my jacuzzi pussy juicy, huh?
Let's go.
Please.
Can you afford me a chop?
Thank you so much.
Oh, let's go.
Thank you.
10 o'clock!
10 o'clock!
You're ready.
All three.
Oh, look at me now.
Just all four of us, please.
Look at me now.
Look at me now.
Shot, dude.
Yo, shout out to our boy Scott Freszi.
$10 donation.
Go ahead and night, bro.
Shout out to you, bro, for supporting.
It's a long lane ahead of us, guys.
Let's fucking go, shot.
Yo, Frank.
I'm not doing that, Frank.
Hey, hey, Turn this bitch off.
Let's go.
I'm back.
Let's go, y'all.
Yo, fuck it back, boys.
CJ tell me uh get a shot.
I'm gonna get that girl.
That's why I'm pouring shots.
We'll take your work tomorrow.
We'll take your work tomorrow.
We'll pay your rate.
We'll pay your rate.
Yo, you got this.
You got this.
Don't believe me.
You got this.
Shout out.
Really?
No.
Where are you moving?
Who's got the odds meet, y'all?
That's funny.
Don't worry.
Who do you think's got the odds, bro?
I need to get way more drunk.
Yeah, hit me with a double, please.
Thank you, babe.
What?
Alright, yeah.
What about?
Maybe a little chase?
Huh?
What's up?
Juice?
Oh my god, do you feel it?
You feel it?
Got me in the chair.
Oh.
Thanks, sir.
There you go.
Go.
W Dad.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, one more.
My bad.
Great, great team effort, guys.
Whoa!
Play some house.
Her child wants me to play house.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hold on.
I got, I got something.
I got it.
I love hose bro.
I love hose now, though.
Why you just told me that, bro?
I would have been playing bro.
Really?
Hold on.
Alright, bet.
I'm ready to go.
You want one?
Pour yourself one.
Alright, you ready?
Go, ladies.
We got it.
Cheers, get over here.
Get over here.
Get over here.
Cheers, ladies.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
Go!
Go, cheers.
Volume, volume.
Oh, up, or down.
Why's so low?
Oh, let's fucking go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, my bad.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to hurt.
Oh, fucking go, Chad.
Fucking go, bro.
Let's go, bro.
Dude, this is the W Dad.
What?
Oh, you listen to the Home Bar?
Oh, I know.
Oh, my God.
Alright, bet.
Hold on.
Oh, shit, my neck.
Fuck!
I got chill.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But no, no.
Honestly, you can bro, like.
I love house music, bro.
House music is my new favorite music, kind of music music.
Oh, house.
Talking to the house guy.
Abroad house, my favorite.
Oh, dude.
I got so many good things that are skewed up.
Like.
It's so good to be different.
You know that, right, guys?
I got two skewed up after that.
I said something.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Alright, whatever you want, though.
She's on her knees, bro.
Yeah, what do you need?
She's on her knees right now.
What do you want?
Oh, damn.
Okay.
I mean, you might as well set her lap at that point.
I'm going to tighten it up.
Wait y'all don't like house music?
They don't like it.
No, no, no.
Let me play them something.
Let me play them something.
They don't like this one.
They'll like this one.
My bad, my bad.
My boss.
They said L House.
I'm like, damn, y'all.
I got it.
I got it.
If they don't like this song, they're retarded.
She's ready to go.
Is it rap?
Is it RB?
What is it?
The way IR.
They don't know that song, but I know that's it.
Yo, yo, Chad, you don't fucking like.
They know it, but I can choose.
It's the same order that you just played.
Walmart?
Yeah.
Fire Yeah
Oh, yeah, it's a good song.
It's our house, though.
What'd they say?
They said L Dad.
House is gay.
House is gay.
That's why you guys get no fucking bitches, bro.
Your house is good, guys.
I'm telling you.
House is lit.
In the right environment, house is lit.
This is flair.
I know half of them are taking notes on what we're playing right now.
Yo, let's play her song.
Alright, Bebba.
No, you know it.
You know it.
I want to hear it.
You know it.
What song is it?
It was good, right?
That was good!
I said it!
Oh yeah!
Oh!
Yes!
It's a good one.
Five Minutes Away00:07:11
You got no one, you got no one.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing like this song.
Yeah, let's go, y'all.
Turn over.
I can't give you flowers, soulmate, talk to me, girl.
Oh, she's a little freak, yeah.
She a little freak, bro.
I already know.
It is vibrating.
What the fuck?
Her chair is vibrating.
No, she's a goat, Chad.
She's a goat.
Clara, my friend again?
Five minutes away.
I'm in the club.
All right, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Good song, Troy.
Good song, bro.
It's good, it's good, it's not bad.
Yeah, see?
Bro, she's a freak, bro.
Yo, no one's being paid, chat.
No one's being paid here, okay?
It feels like you're a nice person.
It seems like you're a nice person.
What?
They like your five minutes, chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm the way back.
Okay, we're late, tell the rumble chat if they like this song.
I'll know where they're at.
They don't like this one.
Hell no, Pablo, you crazy.
Blind McHarron, what's up, brother?
What's up, chat?
We're almost at the next party spot.
We're two minutes away.
Two minutes away.
Oh, God.
Ladies, it's two minutes away at the party spot.
What is that?
What is that?
I want you.
Get ready, Tucker.
I want you when you want me to It's like like Like, so I like it.
It's that Jersey shit, bro.
I'm from Jersey, bro.
What?
Oh, yeah.
See that, chat?
You get girls that want your music.
When you say house music today, fucking end your story.
It's not dead at all.
But it's an acquired taste.
Very quiet taste, you know?
No, no, you just gotta.
I'm like way deep in that, so I gotta bring it to the start.
I gotta give them level one, you know what I mean?
But for me, I didn't like it either in the beginning.
Yeah.
Since we're five minutes away, I'm gonna try to keep playing on.
This is a good one, too, chat.
Peace of your heart is a good one, chat.
Learn this one.
This will get you girls.
Oh, yeah.
A piece of your heart.
Where are we going?
It's called Electric Lady now.
Yeah, Electric Lady.
Wearing up.
Feels good.
Oh my gosh.
Wearing up.
Sorry, just quickly.
What a face.
Spice. Spice. Spice.
We can lower it a little bit.
Guys, by the way, Chris is here.
Drunk as fuck right now.
You're gonna see Henny Chris on 10x.
Because remember, talking in the club, Chris can't talk for shit.
I imagine when he's drunk in the club, you can laugh at five rouses, guys.
He's gonna be fucking lit right now.
I'm telling you.
It's gonna be hilarious.
Chris is our producer.
He's uh he's a fun guy.
You middle.
I don't know, actually.
Crazy King.
Actually, I don't, bro.
If it did, it'd be way easier for myself, but no, I don't.
All right.
I think we're here.
All right, let's get it.
Let's all hold hands on the way in.
W Chris.
Okay.
They're waiting for us outside.
He's coming now with the band.
How many people are watching?
We got on Rumble.
We got 3,000.
On Kick, we got 53.
And then on Cups Club, who knows?
53, like 100?
A couple, yeah.
That'd be a stream.
Yo, okay, we're here right now.
Five minutes.
Oh my gosh, that scares me.
Why are you scared?
Sorry, what?
Why are you scared, darling?
Why are you scared?
A little bit scary, babe.
A little bit.
You're fun, babes.
Don't worry.
Oh, my God.
Nobody judged me.
You're with a real G right now.
Some real G's.
Okay.
As long as they play nice, you know?
Yeah, he'll be alright.
Yeah, you.
That English accent's brutal though.
Yeah, it's a tough, huh?
I was born in England, you know?
You were?
Yeah, Manchester.
The Mando.
Okay, you know what?
I can do country then.
Have some daughter.
I can do fucking country.
Is that better?
Do you like it?
Darn Thornton!
Battlegoing the club, honey.
Hey, niggas!
Excuse me, baby.
Get it, nigga, get out of here.
Darnthoon!
Save some mirror on the farm.
Little ranch.
Oh, Sally's looking at a mouse from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Ride horses together, babe.
Flash your tents!
I'll cook you.
I'll cook you some banana bread.
I'll make sure.
Oh, shit.
Are you good?
Fucking long ass ride, bro.
Are you good?
Are you good?
There he is.
Polota though.
Alright, chat.
This is super hot, bro.
We could have been even like live life, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Suzy back up and in the ride.
Bro, it's good for streaming over there, but like the sections are wild over there.
In the crowd.
You go for a spring break, but like year round it's kind of like, you know.
You just know what to say.
Wow.
Never Said That00:03:00
I've never got that sincere.
What?
I've never gotten that.
You did great.
You did the best one.
Thank you.
See, guys, in Miami it's better.
Yo, you good?
Yo, look who it is, guys.
Look who it is.
We're back outside.
It's real fun.
Yeah, just for the camera, I did.
What?
Oh, no, I never that, never that.
Can't pay attention to it.
I keep telling you shit.
I swear I ain't never said that to be like this.
I swear every day we do it now.
Every day we do it.
Oh Every day we're saying.
Every day we live.
Every day we live.
I've been like a rushing man in 2006.
I've been done this and I'm a fucking nigga's like a brick.
They don't wait and I be talking on that truck.
I don't make no sense.
They make no sense.
I ain't making sense.
They can't make it for real.
I love you, 23, no, you I love you, I'm a joke Carousel, yeah, I'm just not the I hate people, nothing more No jokes Take in the dopamine with me, Pat, that's what I want to say.
Rips Talk: Shots Check00:06:19
Take it in with me.
Don't fight it.
Let's get it right now.
We're going to get a sign and I'll cut the bottle please.
No, it's just fun.
It's my biggest fear.
All everyone's doing is just staring at each other in a circle.
I'm not staring at anyone.
It's Chris' birthday.
What up, what up, what up?
I'm losing.
I know what to do with it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
My first time here.
Yeah, it's what they're out.
Yeah.
I just love it.
Yeah, I think I'll everybody in sight.
Good check.
Let's wait for the bottles to come and then we'll walk in the side.
the bloodline.
Bring bread.
I want a woman in a girl, a girl, a girl, whatever.
She said, well, can I be an alcoholic to expect?
Yeah, I know.
I didn't take too much.
Okay, living mind, what time?
I just smoked a month ago.
I'll tell you around.
What's this?
No.
We got a tour guide in Miami.
Huh?
A Miami tour guide.
Let's go.
Yeah.
What benefit?
What benefit?
I already put all of it off.
I love to see shit all over it.
That's pretty fucking smack, bro.
Look at this motherfucka.
No, I'm gonna let him act like this.
Come here, bro. Come here.
Dig these hoes along.
Oh, we got TikTok.
Oh my god, TikTok.
I need to get into that.
Rips. Rips.
Like, talk in the chat.
Fucking go, nigga, we're here.
No, there's no melody, smell up, smell up.
I'm gonna hold you strong, nigga, I'm gonna hold you home.
Try to carry a ring for our fit.
Yo, chat, shots, yo, chat, shots, check it.
I want sharp, no shot.
She that bitch is about to be shit, check.
It's going to be a great thing, you're a number.
Let's go, let's go, man.
You're the most insane.
That was sad, y'all.
Let's go!
First one won!
Gotcha!
I want you 23!
I want you probably won!
I don't know if that dollar.
Breathe Out Twice00:03:06
That's right.
What is that?
You give me a trick for when you take a job.
No, no, no, no.
Read it out.
Take it.
Don't breathe in again.
Breathe out again.
It's all like breathe out twice.
Bring it out!
Come on Bruce!
Bruce!
Come on!
Go to the next one!
Come on!
Come on!
All right, I'll turn on Kaka.
Three Years Ago Hold On00:05:46
Since you won't be the one for me, but she said I can't wait for you.
This is your birthday, but she got me about to be too.
Fuck it out by a person.
You're an animal, bro.
It's not your birthday, but you got a cake on me.
No.
You wanna cover it up?
But you know what I'm about to be too.
Fuck it out my pussy.
It's not your birthday, but you got a cake on you.
Since you wanna be the one for me, but she said I can't wait for you.
I'm in a pussy.
I don't give a fuck.
It's like a quarter shot.
But she got a cake on me.
She got his cake for me.
Where'd he go?
He's here.
He's here.
Good.
We'll see you next time.
This is your birthday.
I'm good.
He's been on me for like 10 years, man.
What? What? What? What?
Yeah.
I'm a childer!
Oh, my God.
It's like back in the day.
Yo, do you crazy?
Three years ago, hold on, it's a real place to get it.
Alright, what time do you get?
Wow, look at that!
So we should go kill the chip.
I don't know what experience you got to be deep.
Stop in a Hot Dog00:02:14
You're gonna stop in a hot dog.
Oh
I Want To Be Able To Get It00:04:59
It's like a one out of ten.
I was asked.
I think you're a green-style paper plan.
Really?
Yeah, look at that.
I want to be able to get it.
I Got Fixed With It00:02:51
I love you.
It's gonna cost no bump.
What the fuck happened?
I love this guy, he's so proud.
My pocket is here.
I'm gonna leave you.
I got fixed with it.
I don't know where it's at.
Good to meet you, bro.
Good to meet you.
Oh, that's what's up.
We're the young.
Oh, We're Ready00:04:48
You got time in, bro.
Yo, hey, I want you, bro.
Hey, bro.
I need new music.
This ain't doing that, girl.
I don't wanna thank you The music sucks.
Alright, so, we won!
Yeah, okay, what is that?
Oh, we're ready.
All our friends and lifestyle is big.
Big Friends, Scared Feelings00:01:42
Wow.
Don't be catching that Jay Critch, bro.
That's fine.
He was like, yeah, he was like quite a lot.
gives a fuck.
He was just like, yeah, you're being a little scared.
It's alright, man.
Okay, guys, so that was like a...
Nah, he was just a massive rapper back in the day.