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21:13 : INTRO
23:30 : We do it LIVE 🔴 Ladies DM @chrisaaronpogson on Instagram to get on the show
24:10 : The ladies’ ages, names, dating status, & body counts 👯♀️
29:00 : Why do black people say they’re Indian | Chris is Christopher Columbus 😭
33:15 : We’re all inclusive | Rosa Parks was all planned 💀
34:45 : Fresh vs Chris
35:50 : Ladies intro continue | What’s your thoughts on ICE? 🧊
40:10 : Do we let them stay? | Only whites are protesting | Hispanics dgaf
48:50 : Last lady intro | They called her what? Myron and chat would never 🐒
53:25 : Fresh and Myron’s thoughts on eating box 📦
54:50 : How Myron stays young | WWDEL coming out Feb 14 📕
57:40 : Chats | Is female independence a scam? 🤔
1:02:00 : What’s the square root of 16? | Managing houses isn’t cheap 🏠
1:07:30 : China is the USA’s real OPPs
1:08:30 : Diddy went to jail for… | Luigi Mangione has a fighting chance
1:11:00 : The Diddy partys | His defense was all over it
1:14:00 : Chats | Eating box | Can Mo hit? | You don’t want your girl to be famous 📸
1:23:40 : More chats 💬
1:25:20 : MGX stream ends 🔴
1:26:20 : She doesn’t know where Sudan is on the map 🗺️
1:28:30 : Recall a time you liked a guy and felt jealous
1:37:00 : Having a picture of your ex on your phone | She was salty 🧂
1:40:45 : Chris vs Fresh
1:44:50 : Self Castle 🏰
1:46:40 : uhhh nvm 🏝️
1:48:30 : Hiro rant | He was beefing with Myron 🤣🐕
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1:56:00 : Do a twirl? 👀
1:57:20 : How to make women jealous?
1:59:05 : She looks like Violet Myers
2:01:00 : Switch to Rumble 🔴
2:02:30 : Chats 💬
2:04:00 : What are you doing for him to make his life easier? | You must share a rich man
2:08:30 : She’s getting cooked by interest 👃 She’s a Buddhist 🫵😂
2:11:15 : Crime stoppers 😭 She fires back at chat
2:14:50 : Name 3 countries 🌍 North Korea dgaf | Pokemon analogy for Brittney Griner 🏀
2:19:00 : More chats 💬
2:30:20 : POV: When your girl can’t control her face ☺️
2:32:30 : Asian backstory | Myron calls ICE 🧊
2:34:40 : Top 5 traits that are important for men
2:35:30 : Henny ICE shows up 🤣🧊
2:37:05 : Back to the question
2:38:50 : Is marriage important?
2:39:17 : Last THOTS? 💭
2:43:30 : Last chats 💬 OUTRO Show less
And we're all back with the bad welcome for podcasts after our edition drawing some movie ladies first in the house.
Let's get into it.
Let's go.
I just ran.
I got a getaway.
And we're back.
We're back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Podcast, man.
After our exition, man, I went ahead.
I did two streams earlier.
I did one with my bro, and then I did one just now.
Fresh was gone for a while, guys, but we are going to get back with the daytime shows, Monday, Mondays, everything else like that.
We're going to ramp that stuff back up probably starting next week.
Fresh was on a supermission mission.
Yeah.
He was on a mission out in the West Coast, making some things happen, but we got something important that's going to come out tomorrow.
You want to?
Yeah, so Vegas was definitely cool.
I mean, Gary and Dom.
LA was definitely not cool.
I was aware of my safety.
I had to call and check in to some people there.
Security as well.
But we made it work, you know?
Black History Month, of course.
Yeah.
And let's just say the show's going up.
We're back pretty much on everything.
And good things are on the work.
So we're next.
Good job.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, we got a big thing coming out on Twitter.
You guys are going to see.
Yes.
Fresh is nicer about it than I am.
I have to be real.
Yeah, yeah.
He's going to post it.
Stay tuned the first thing, and I'll repost it.
I'm going to go live and we're going to talk about it tomorrow.
But yeah, three years of bullshit, bro.
And we're going to talk about that tomorrow exclusively.
Yes.
And cover everything.
Okay.
Because there's a lot of things behind the scenes that we've been not talking about.
And at the end, you know, enough is enough at this point.
So we're going to talk about that.
Tomorrow.
So you're going to drop what, 9 a.m.?
9 a.m.
9 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.
By the way, they did bump me.
Yes.
I wear all black.
I have a black shirt.
I own black.
Thank you very much.
That's what I did.
Three Years Of Bullshit00:15:27
What are they saying?
You're naked or something?
Yeah, they say my skin is same as my shirt.
It's fine.
All right, niggas.
Chris, take it away.
Dom DeMarco.
Oh, my bad.
What the fuck, man?
I think I got one job, bro.
Shout out to the girl.
Shout out to Moan Bills.
I know it's Wednesday, guys.
We're here.
We got girls on the panel.
Last show was pretty funny.
Honey and Fit, man.
The girls were, it was chaos.
You heard there was a fight on the show.
It was a clip from Kiara's page, actually.
I mean, it was going to be a fight.
I don't know, man.
You know how it is, man.
These, you know, behaviors.
Are you on YouTube?
Yeah, we're on YouTube.
Oh, damn.
Okay, never mind.
Shout out to the chat.
Let's have a great show.
Ladies, thank you for waiting so much.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age.
What do you do for a living?
Dating status.
Dating status.
And if I, of course, hey, body count.
Welcome back, Kiara.
All right.
Hey, guys.
My name is Kiara.
My age is 19.
Still?
I'm about to be 20.
You're at 18.
How long have you been 19 for?
God damn.
A year.
What the fuck?
What's going on here, bro?
I turned 20.
What are you going to turn 18?
Hey, you were hired?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Typeshirt.
All right.
So, what do you do for work?
I work at Publix and I also network.
Can we get chicken sub?
I don't do that.
I'm just a cashier.
I'm sorry.
I just have to make it.
That shit's fire.
All right.
Dating status?
I'm single.
Highest education level?
I'm in college.
All right.
Parents together or no?
Married, but no.
Okay.
Birth control?
No.
Where are you from?
Emergency, Miami?
I'm from Ocala, but I live in Broward.
All right.
All right, uh, birth control.
You already asked me, yeah, French.
Uh, what's your race?
My mom is Dutch German.
My dad is Trinidadian, Blackfoot Indian.
Boom!
Black African American.
That's a lot of shit, nigga.
What's those?
A lot of parents.
Black Indian, Blackfoot.
I'm lost.
All right, y'all.
But what's your mom, really, though?
She's German.
And Jewish.
Well, she's a Jew.
Not Jewish-ish, because, you know, Jew.
Okay.
All right.
They say the kid calls anti-Semites no more.
Yeah.
We love Jews.
Yeah.
Right?
We love everybody.
All right.
So.
We love everybody.
What about you?
All right, hold on.
So.
Okay, I have to ask you now.
What's the body count?
I'm never going to say it.
I'm here.
So is that high?
No.
It's not high.
I'm just not going to say it.
Three?
Maybe.
Okay, you pause.
Okay.
Yeah, it's about four, three or four.
This guy relentless.
Or, you know, you're 19, so it's about.
Six, seven.
All right, we can move on.
We can move on.
We can move on shortly.
All right.
Welcome back.
Hi, my name is June.
I'm 25 years old.
I work in the fashion industry.
Highest education level was high school.
I'm fully Asian.
No birth control.
Panichua?
Different Asian.
My parents are not together forever.
Not together?
No, not together forever.
Okay, okay, okay.
Long time.
Love you?
Long time.
You know, since I was born, they're not together already.
Yeah.
And you said single?
Single, yes.
Single.
Her last man I left her.
Yes, you're right.
Why?
Thank you for the repeating.
The older man.
The old rich guy, right?
Yeah.
And you're background.
All the time, Jackie.
Oh, my God.
And you're a Thai, right?
Yes, Thai.
Thailand.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, whatever.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Wait, hold on.
What's about it count?
He's asking you that.
Oh, me.
Well, I mentioned it last time, but let's just not mention it again.
No, no.
Wow, because you're single now?
Yes, I'm single now.
I should not mention it again.
Yeah, is that high, guys?
I forgot what it was, though.
Go back and repeat the last tape.
Chat knows.
Chat knows what's going to remember, bro.
Number was, because I can't remember.
Chat tells me that.
All right, next.
Hey, Mewtwo Tard Tartars or whatever your name is, nigga.
Fuck you.
Okay.
What do you say?
I said, I'm ugly.
I look good, bro.
I fuck holes, nigga.
Shut up.
All right, cool.
What about you, okay?
I'm Nessa.
I'm 22.
I'm sorry.
What, Nessa?
I'm Nessa.
Okay.
I'm 22.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I'm Milwaukee.
Okay.
Can you spell entrepreneur?
E-N-T-R-E-N-B-E-U-R.
Do you know what that means, baby?
Oh, when you say entrepreneur, what do you do specifically?
Cabotology, cook, kamado, content create, videos.
You said Kamado?
Content create.
You said content create, but you said before that.
Model.
Oh, model.
Okay.
Oppenheimer Ranch.
Just read it the chat.
Ranch Project.
Shout out to you, Oppenheimer.
Don't bother me.
Shout out to you, man.
People from Rumble.
Shout out to you, bro.
Pizza Bomb.
Please don't.
Oppenheimer Ranch Project.
Okay.
Shout out to you, man.
Thank you for rating the stream.
Okay.
So you said you're entrepreneur.
You're from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
All right.
Do you live in Miami now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Relationships.
Where highest education for you, I guess?
High school.
Relationship stabs?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Fuck no.
Birth control?
Hell no.
Oh, shit.
Chris?
Body count?
Leesmuts.
That's crazy.
You're black?
Hell yeah.
Indian.
What kind of Indian?
Cherokee.
What?
Why do blacks always say that, bro?
What do you mean?
Because that's really what it is.
So I've heard that black people were Indians first.
Black people are black people.
Well, hold on.
Isn't it like you guys are both?
Because you're saying both.
You're both, right?
That's both.
But that's a Cherokee and your family.
My mom.
Like, full?
No, she's a percentage.
So my granddaddy is full.
So her father was full Native American.
Yeah.
And then your mom is half.
Yeah, because my grandma's black.
Okay.
Okay.
So, okay, so your granddad was full Native American.
He got with a black woman, had your mom.
Your mom is half Cherokee.
So you're like a quarter.
Type shit.
You know what's crazy.
But why you got to do that?
Like, I can't.
We're driving the car.
I can't be a little bit.
Cost pull us over.
Right.
They're going to say, you're Indian or are you going to say that you're black?
They're going to say black.
Yeah, facts.
So Indian is kind of like.
That's not true.
You can't tell me that.
Because when I get my ID, then I'm that, right?
Yeah, it says black on that.
Exactly.
He's going to say black.
No.
He's going to say B on the race.
Come again.
No.
Like I said, I can get an ID in that and I can get a black one.
So either way I go, I'm that.
All right, can you live on a reservation?
No.
All right, then you're not.
You're not.
What do you mean?
You know how to shoot a bow and arrow?
Hell yeah.
No, you don't.
Oh, you can't?
Who don't?
No, you don't know how to shoot.
Come on, we can do that right now.
I bet you.
I bet you.
Hey, no, can we get a bow and arrow?
Dead homies.
How the fuck we don't get a bow and arrow.
I don't know, nigga.
He don't want to do it for real.
He knows how to get it.
What you said, that homies?
Nigga said, wait, he don't want to do it for it.
I'm about my flashbacks, man.
He don't want to do it.
He knows, bro.
Come on, man.
Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
He can't do it.
I'm the same, bro.
Simp shit, nigga.
No friend, nigga.
No one knows how to shoot a bow and arrow.
He's a G Indian.
She's a Native American Indian.
A legend.
Cousin man, cousin, though.
No, that's all the German.
You go to the store, nigga.
Yo, he made the Christopher Columbus mistake.
You go to the store, nigga.
First of all Christopher Columbus, nigga.
First Christopher Columbus, bro.
What the fuck?
And we found him anyway, bro.
Nigga complained that Jeek Indians with Native Americans.
Same shit, nigga.
But I'm just saying.
Two to the continents, nigga.
Either way, you can find Bornaro.
We're comedians, by the way.
Yo.
Okay.
That's a funny story.
It's actually because the nigga thought he was going to sail around the ocean and get to the back of India, but he ended up hitting North America instead.
Wait, wait, how did he die again?
How did he die?
I don't know how he died, actually.
Mo, can you research that?
I thought Indians got.
How did he die?
I thought it was from a bow and arrow.
You hear his laugh.
What the fuck?
You okay?
Yo, chill, nigga.
Chill.
Now it's me.
I am intrigued now how Christopher Columbus died.
I don't know.
No, for real, though.
But if you were wondering, he was one of them.
Oh, he was?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, he was.
Wow.
Yep.
Age 54 to 55 in Spain, likely due to severe complications from reactive arthritis.
What the?
He was too cold.
Damn.
Well, I mean, I'll tell you this.
He lived pretty long for those times, bro.
Yeah, and he went to the Americas multiple times and didn't die from Native Americans or disease.
Or disease, yeah.
Scurvy, yeah, or scurvy.
Or scurvy, yeah.
Scurvy, yeah.
That was a real thing, bro.
Yo, that's a real thing, bro.
Scurvy?
Bro, that's vitamin C deficiency.
That's a real thing.
That's basically what Crispy get in that shit.
That's why he knows, nigga.
Arr, man.
He's starving.
Arr, man.
His vitamin C be getting sacked.
It must be one of his ancestors.
This is who brought up like a damn near ancient disease, man.
Scurvy.
He would know.
Sorry, I'm not going to be able to do it.
Scurvy is crazy, bro.
It can't come to work.
Got scurvy.
Can I have some water real quick, man?
I'm dying over here.
Okay, what about you?
Okay.
All right.
I can't believe you said Dobo going for you guys.
What did Noble do for that, bro?
Because he's Indian, I guess.
I'm kidding, man.
All right.
See, niggas can't say a race, bro.
We got a Jew on the staff.
We got a Dandya nigga.
Like, you got blacks in the back.
We look everybody.
What?
Blacks in the back.
Rosa Parks.
We're not black.
I'm black too, nigga.
What you're talking about?
No, but he's saying blacks in the back of the TV.
Yeah, they are in the back.
Mario, we're not black.
I mean, that's what Twitter said.
Thank you.
That's what Twitter said.
Yeah, allegedly we're not black.
Oh, yeah, y'all know something interesting about black history.
Rosa Parks, it was all planned.
Oh, yeah.
Do y'all know that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a fact.
What?
Everything's planned, looking at.
Rosa Parks is all planned.
Just in the back.
That she wouldn't get up and all that.
You know, she had that shit planned, bro.
I used to wonder.
She had a husband, right?
And that nigga had a car.
Why is she on the bus?
Go to work with your husband.
He drinks a car, right?
Go to war with him.
Yo.
And I'm like, yo, hold on a second.
If a man has a car, why the fuck are you not in the car going to work?
It was planned.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Chris, put a comment out.
I'm a nigga.
God damn, nigga.
You got one's up, nigga.
What are you doing, nigga?
Yo, this is the best.
Watch your back.
Watch your back, nigga.
Watch your back.
I was talking.
The camera's on the girls.
Nigga, what are you doing?
Drinking off over there?
Because you're ugly, nigga.
Well, first of all, nigga.
I get hoes, nigga.
You don't.
You gotta pay for pussy, nigga.
Wait, Don't, don't, don't go and lie to people now.
No, nigga, you pay for alcohol, nigga.
You pay for alcohol, nigga.
Alcohol, yeah!
You airline.
Oh, it's going to a crib.
Fresh.
I'm ugly as fuck.
I have a voice, voice.
You want to help me?
First of all, you help myself.
First of all, nigga, first of all.
Hey, Fresh.
I don't know what's voice.
Bro, first of all, Chris, I know the girls.
I ain't Fresh.
I don't know what a girl you ain't working for.
That's not true.
Secondly.
Secondly, you're Ash and Mark.
What up in your head?
I'm a Lamborghini.
I'm a quarter zips.
I'm very cultured.
I might be the prettiest.
I'm just talking about it.
But I get hoes now.
Fresh.
You're lucky I ain't a nigga that air is friends, man.
Air me up for what, nigga?
These niggas.
Bro.
All right.
Okay.
What's your name?
My name is Andrea.
Andrea?
Yes.
All right, how old are you?
I'm 28.
I work in fashion.
I'm from Peru.
Okay.
Sorry to hear that.
Okay.
And like you design or what kind of, like, what are you doing fashion?
No, I work as a senior sales.
Okay.
I'm breaking center.
What else do you want to know?
What's your highest education?
High school and some college.
Are you in college?
No.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
What do you do?
You're in pairs together?
No, they're divorced.
Are they back in Peru?
No, my dad is in Peru and then my mom's in New York.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
What?
Birth control.
Oh, no.
Lives Life on the Edge.
And you're full Peruvian?
Yeah.
Can you meet Civicha?
No.
Oh, damn.
You fake a film.
I can't.
I can know which one's good.
In my defense, I was allergic to seafood.
Oh, so am I. What the?
Yeah, that's Oxymoron if there was one nigga.
I still eat it.
I just like chisps.
I just got extra minds.
Not like a dying one.
Just get rashed.
Look at the old friends.
I'm fine.
What are your thoughts on, I gotta ask this, on ice?
He is the baby.
No.
Ice, ice, baby.
Get into Vannega.
Get in the Vannega.
Get in a fucking Vanica.
That's difficult.
See, that's our problem.
That's our problem.
I don't say something in every country, but something that my country is facing.
I guess people come here for more opportunities and whatever.
Are you illegal or not, bro?
Are you illegal or not shit?
I am.
Legal?
Yeah.
Darn it.
What's that?
Oh, permanent residence.
Good.
Oh, she saved me.
Damn.
Yeah.
Don't do it.
You know what, nigga?
She probably lied about that.
She probably married somebody.
What about your mom and your dad?
Wait, what?
Your mom and your dad are they?
Are they?
My mom is a citizen, and my dad is pretty.
Oh.
Your dad isn't here?
That's so sick.
No.
Wait, so you got your green card through your mom?
Yeah.
Damn.
All right.
Well, the mom probably lied on it.
We get her that way.
Denaturalization.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
Is that a thing?
We can get like denaturalized?
Bro.
So it used to be very hard, but they're actually ramping it up a lot now.
Used to be an act of Congress to get someone denaturalized, but now they're like doing it for real.
The Somalian niggas fucked it up for everybody, bro.
Aliens and Legal Protests00:08:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they do a lot of that.
They do a lot of denature.
They do a lot of immigration fraud and get their green card.
Then obviously they naturalize, but they lied.
And it's kind of easy to prove, bro.
You just go through the alien file and you fucking see where they lied.
It's like, all right, nigga, 1001, bunch of fraud here.
Because all that shit you got to sign is, you know, under oath.
Wow.
But it's that no one wants to go through the A files because they're so big and it takes forever.
But yeah, now they're really looking at it.
But yeah.
It's fucked up.
Why is it fucked up?
Why do you think it's fucked up?
No, I only think it's fucked up off the scenes because like everybody, they've been here, you feel me?
So for them to get comfortable and then now it's like oh, you mean like the illegal aliens?
Like, bro, that's what throw me off because the alien right.
These is very humans supposed to be over there and they over there.
They try to come over here to get a volume, then they can't go over here no more.
They're not alien.
So you alienate legally, legally.
The gymnasium is.
Look at you.
Okay.
Well, well, I was born this way.
Yeah.
Well, according to like the INA, which is like the Immigration Nationality Act, that's how they legally refer to foreigners as aliens.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
What if we're all because they live on foreign?
What if we're all of us?
Yeah, hell yeah.
I'm from Pulitzer.
I'm Blackfoot Alien.
Topfoot.
Green.
Blackfoot alien.
And face.
Truckle.
Fuck you, nigga.
Okay, so what do you think we should do then?
Should we just let them stay?
Should we deport them?
Some of them gotta go.
But they don't gotta be doing all of that.
Like, they don't gotta be doing too much.
Like, they've been doing it.
Because, like, technically, like, I feel like they're picking at this point.
Because, like, they do that shit every day, anyways.
But now they're choosing to, like, you feel me?
Because, you know, Trump, Trump in the office and shit.
So they trying to make extra shit shake.
Well, that's historically, they've actually never done it.
That's the problem.
No, exactly.
But, like, as far as every day-to-day, like, they do it.
Like, that's that's basically police brutality.
Exactly.
Are you saying that they're overdoing it?
Is there anything?
They are.
Because, like, they're like dead eyes, like, going horror over the people who not even fucked up.
Like, people who are supposed to be here still getting fucked up.
It's like, damn.
It's because they're getting in the way.
Fuck that.
People got to stand for people.
That's all that is.
Why don't you go protest?
It's my bro.
Why don't you do that?
I'm in Miami.
We got more.
You can protest here.
A lot of legal niggas in planning tickets.
Go over there, protest.
Minneapolis.
Fight for the power.
I'm in Miami.
Actually, you're from Wisconsin.
That's your next place.
Actually, I'm in.
Minneapolis ain't that far.
Come in.
We'll back you 100% from here.
Exactly.
I'm only in Miami.
No, no, go over there.
Well, you can protest here, too.
We got a lot of legal niggas here.
Listen.
Black power.
Dead homies.
No.
Power in the people.
Fuck Toma.
Hi, nigga.
Yeah, okay.
She ain't about that life, bro.
No, for real.
I'm not feeling that.
It's only the white people that be about that life, bro.
They be out there like, oh, my God.
No, they just drunk ice.
No, go to Wisconsin.
Defund ice.
Niggas never outside protesting.
You be out here, oh, I'm dead homies.
She's not.
There's white niggas over here out there in negative 20-degree weather protesting going crazy.
They're protesting for a bunch of Somalia niggas that are scamming them.
It's just crazy.
Okay, so you know the worst part?
If they weren't in that scenario, would they fight for them?
Fuck no.
Exactly, man.
I'm coming inside.
Die by yourself.
No, dead homies.
I would have been the first one.
I would have been picking the cotton right now.
I wouldn't even been in the house.
No shade.
All right, man.
All right.
Black History Month.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
Wait, Hold on.
Oh.
This nigga named Relentless.
So, how old are you again?
Miss Peruvian?
28.
Peru 8.
Oh, you're 28.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, are you from do you live in Miami now?
I forgot about this stuff.
How long have you been here?
About a year.
Oh, she's.
Oh, one year?
Yeah.
So you came from Peru?
No, I was in New York before.
Yo, Jay Bump, New York City.
All right, Chris, there you go.
Yo, Jay Bomb.
Chris, I asked the questions for you.
All right.
Jay Bomb is funny.
Jay Bomb, what do you say?
Who's Jay Bomb?
She's like, I'm going to put some cotton.
He said, go pick this dick, bitch.
Why are you freaking boy chill?
He was Hispanic.
It was Hispanic.
Hispanic niggas be the biggest racist, by the way.
Bro, bro, they don't play.
Just so y'all know.
The most racist niggas are the Mexicans and the Hispanics, bro.
They don't play.
Yeah.
Dead homies.
Yep.
What?
Metro PCS is having a bad badge.
Rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
They got a bone to pick with the blacks, if you know what I'm saying.
And I don't blame them.
Speaking of black people.
That's a bone.
They have a grievance.
Oh, oh.
What's the grievance?
I know what I'm saying.
What's the grievance?
Minority?
What's the bilingual?
Well, do you want me to?
Where do you want me to begin?
Just, I mean, generally.
Like, let's go for a country, country.
Like, what's like, do they have an issue with a country?
Oh, no, no, no.
She means that country-wise.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is our problem with niggas.
Oh, just white black.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, like, dead-ass, bro.
Yeah, I thought that was like some historical context.
No, that's some dead ass shit.
Like, I didn't figure it out shit.
Yeah.
Nah, I just don't like niggas, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Mexicans on the low, like, yeah.
Hispanics in general.
Yeah.
My baby.
Even black Hispanics.
Yeah.
They'll be like, what did I say, bro?
I know black.
Yeah, yeah.
Papier, I know black.
I know black.
You know what I mean?
This is fucking funny.
Okay, what's your name?
Oh, sweet.
You want to ask your question?
Chris, ask your question.
Speak up, black guys.
Have you fucked with them before?
Oh, Jay Bomb is white.
My bad.
That's for me.
Trash match a question, nigga.
I don't care if I figure my bad.
It's white.
My bad, brother.
Wait, can you say it again?
Okay, do you fight niggas?
Monenos?
I'm translating for you.
I guess you haven't got a chance?
No.
All right.
What's Marty Cow?
Hold on.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Well, you will tonight.
What's Marty Cow?
Come on swagger back.
She's available after the FBI.
No, no, no.
I mean, somebody here.
Right now.
No, I fresh.
I can't eat Savichia, nigga.
I'm allergic.
She can't either.
You're got something to ban a bundle.
Nigga.
No, I still eat it.
That's just VJ spot right down the street, too.
I wouldn't know about it.
Hey, guys, right.
I'm showing you it.
Oh, I forgot.
Okay, let's move on, nigga.
Let's move on.
Martin, you been there?
I don't like CBJ, bro.
What?
Yo, yo.
Yo, chat.
Back in the day, Mario used to wake up, work, and then sometimes go on dates.
In the good old days.
He'll get a girl on a date.
They go out.
They either go to Moxie's or Vitalia or the CBJ spot.
I think back in the day.
You know the funny part?
I only went once or twice.
He was a nice guy.
He was super nice to all the girls.
And he was assisting.
Then all of a sudden, he became a fucking asshole.
Yeah.
Now we're here today.
No, So that's the end of the day.
He's out of the podcast, man.
No, no, he is.
Now I'm inside all the time.
Like a loser.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
You got your questioning?
No, I'm not going to question you.
The whole time.
Like, it's been 10 minutes.
Pressure's interrupting.
All right, your body count.
What?
Oh, bro.
She's thinking about it.
Seven?
Ventes.
Seven?
Yeah.
Six, seven.
You believe that?
No, she's 28, bro.
You don't believe that?
She's 28.
She's not from here.
She's foreign, bro.
She's from New York.
Even worse.
She's not from New York.
What do you mean?
She's not from New York.
How long have you been in New York?
Like, well, I was in a lot of different states.
See?
No, but she travels.
She's foreign.
My ex was in the army, so like we moved around.
And then how long were y'all together?
Like six years.
So you're 22 when you met him?
I believe him.
So, wait, I was a little shocked.
I was, we met when I was 18 and we were friends for like a year.
And then we started dating.
I was like, yeah, like 19, 20.
Was he Hispanic?
Yeah.
What was he?
Dominican.
Oh, shit.
How long have you guys been broken up now?
I think like four years.
Oh, so you've been single for four years?
Whose fault was it?
The breakup?
Don't lie.
I want to say both of us.
Nah, one or the other.
Okay, him.
Why?
What'd he do?
He started dating somebody else.
On you?
Yeah.
No way.
You're a fucking asshole.
You're so beautiful.
Fuck that.
Oh, damn.
She's a queen.
Yeah, you were engaged.
Scammers and Skip Comedy00:03:24
Oh, shit.
She's a good girl.
Did you fall out of the engagement?
Yeah, I kicked him out.
Did you get three?
He lived with you?
Yeah.
Did you kill him?
She was a king.
Is that Reina?
Well, you know what?
He prayed because he.
Was he active duty?
No.
He was moving around when he wasn't active duty yet for the military?
I don't know how to explain what he did, but he was just in that business.
No, I wish, but no.
That was not the case.
You wish that he met.
I promise you, bro.
This year, last year, and a couple years prior to this, girls love cameras because cameras just spend money.
Well, they go to her place and buy clothes.
That's why she likes them.
Scammers, I mean.
That's a good point.
Well, I'm saying scammers buy like scammers buy high-end fashion.
True.
Yeah, like, you know, there's one of two people that dudes that are going to spend like 10k on clothes.
He's going to be either scammers or rappers or black people, essentially.
Yeah.
We're going to be honest.
Niggas.
Just black people.
So, Chad, saying Astoria and Adam.
Yeah.
Nah.
I'm saying a sus.
Santa sus?
Yeah.
Astoria sus.
Mean.
That's her coochie.
I don't know.
You're smiling too much.
What?
I got nervous when I smiled.
Yeah, they think it's more.
I think they're nervous.
Yeah, they think it's more, but that's fine.
Okay, what about you?
What's your name?
Sapphire.
Hey, yo.
Sorry?
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Yeah.
Welcome back.
Okay.
Thank you.
When were you on?
What am I on?
No, when were you on?
Oh, I was.
I don't know if you guys remember the monkey or whatever from last time.
Do you guys remember?
Yeah.
Wait.
Yes.
But it doesn't matter.
I was on like a month ago.
It was a battle.
Yes.
What happened with a monkey?
Oh, me.
I'm the monkey.
I'm what happened.
Someone called you a monkey?
Yes.
Who called you a monkey?
Oh, you know.
It's a regular day, apparently, with you guys.
That's so racist.
I would never.
Oh, my God.
You're a sweetheart.
He's right.
He's right.
I believe him.
I believe him.
I believe it.
You called you a monkey.
I believe him.
Not you guys.
Not you guys.
You guys are sweethearts.
No, you guys are sweethearts.
Like, we're like, yeah, yeah.
It was probably sweet.
Yeah, sorry.
No, but like, to be fair, I am a little bit.
And we're honest.
No, you're not.
And there's a comedy skit fresh.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Come to the church.
Yeah.
All right.
Yes, yes.
Is that a comedy skip?
Yeah.
This is a comedy skip.
No, you gotta make it.
That's a comedy skip.
But like a month ago, like on some shit.
It was like a month ago.
So Chat called you a monkey?
Yeah, it was like some things.
You know what I mean?
Let's not get into it right now.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I am 26.
Where are you from?
I'm from Miami.
You know what I mean?
But I'm Haitian.
Hey.
Naboule.
Naboule.
What do you do for work?
Besides scam.
Besides scam.
Sorry, you said you're Haitian, so yes.
Just, you know what I mean?
Like, that's yes, for sure.
That's, yes, for sure.
That's what you mean.
Things are being exactly full-time right now.
I used to work for the government, but then the government shut down.
So then, ever since then, I've just been kind of.
I've just been back in business for a minute, though.
Yeah, but they cut down my.
I used to work for this.
I don't want to talk too much because I'm still within, you know what I mean?
But I used to work for this COVID-19 department.
Okay.
And then they shut down that department completely.
Independent Women Deserve Moisturizer00:14:47
So ever since then, I've been kind of figuring out.
You mean COVID scam?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, it was something like that.
So how long have you been fun employed?
Oh, like three months.
Three months fun employed.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I mean, it was a real thing.
They'll be up.
So.
I am such a dick.
Well, yeah.
Well, the beer bug, they don't care too much on YouTube no more.
But it's fine.
You don't want to talk about it.
Yeah.
Talk about what?
Never mind.
Nothing.
I'll talk about it.
Relationship.
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control for you?
No.
Chris?
I mean, it's pretty high.
Yeah.
Body count.
I said it last time I was here as well.
I mean, like, the new audience.
Yeah, we got new people watching.
Yes.
And we'd want them to watch your past videos.
So let's tell them check out.
We want to respect the new audience, please.
Just answer the question.
That's fine.
Like, is that high?
It's not that high.
Is it under 10?
No.
Under 20.
Under 20.
Yeah, yeah.
So, 19.
19.
All right.
That's there.
Okay.
What's the mathematical?
Multiply by three.
Divide by one.
Yeah.
Then add 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Plus all blow jobs.
And everything.
So it's a half.
Yeah.
Yeah, half is you count.
No, Chris.
I mean, yeah, I do.
It's a half.
It's a half-body free.
I mean, yeah, I mean, like, would you kiss a girl who would give a blowjob?
I wouldn't.
What?
What?
You're not a girl.
What?
Wait.
I wouldn't kiss a girl who married a girl.
You would tell me.
You'll never know.
All right.
So, imagine if you're a girl.
A girl with a villager, right?
And then she told you, yo, I get a 20 blowjobs, guys.
Did she marry her?
Chris, I wouldn't marry her.
You're not married.
Let's just call me Central.
Chris.
Person where I'm from.
Yeah, I would have gone that a blowjob.
Okay, Chris, let's slow it down.
He's common sense here.
You've met a girl before.
They did a blowjob before you.
You never know how much blowjobs she had.
And you kissed her.
Correct?
No, but normally, though.
Now it's normally.
Nigga, is it normally fresh?
Like, if she told you she had 20 blowjobs, right?
They would never tell you, bro.
I know, but if she told you that fresh, for example.
Okay, but they won't tell you, though.
I know.
You're right.
You're right.
You kissed your nigga.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, fresh.
Oh, oh, oh.
At least I don't eat coochie, man.
You don't eat coochie?
What's wrong with you?
That's not coochie.
Hey, He asked.
He's proud to do it.
He asked.
The girl I like.
No, he asked.
Yeah, like he was eating that much time.
I will be the full bearded.
I'm going to let you.
He eats them.
I don't eat Gucci, but I'm sorry, man.
I should.
Just watch.
You kiss girls that's dick, nigga.
Exactly.
I think eating boxes grotesque.
Really?
And I don't think men should do it.
What?
If it's my girl, I'm going to do it.
Exactly.
Period.
Yeah.
Like dating her, then yeah.
And the reason why I don't do it is because I think women are inferior to men.
That's why you don't do it.
Trust me, sir.
So you ain't never ate no coochie.
One time in 2013, May.
2013.
He remembered.
Honestly, I think it was like May 17th to May 26th.
I remember vividly.
I'll never do it again.
How old were you?
I was 23 years old at the time.
I was 23 years old at the time.
That's the last time I had box.
That makes sense.
So May of 2023, I remember vividly, and I'll never do it again.
Period.
It wasn't even bad.
It was just like, I just, I was like, what am I doing here?
This is lame.
What the fuck?
Wait.
I'm a just fucked up.
2023, you're 23?
Yes, I am 36 now.
I'm old.
You 30?
I'm 36.
You don't look 30.
You look at day over five.
Hey, man, I appreciate that.
No.
Moisturizer.
Moisturizer and sunscreen.
Moisturizer or staying away from black women.
See, that's why I got it.
That's how I don't age.
That's why they call you race.
Yeah.
And some hair dye every now and then.
Black girls.
Like you, baby.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
But I got a new book coming out.
It's called Why Women Deserve Even Less.
There you go.
Why not?
What's book number two?
Actually, Chris designed it.
It's called Why Women Deserve Even Less.
Comes out on Valentine's Day.
Why women deserve less?
Even less.
Even less.
Can you pass me to me real quick?
Thank you.
Let me see.
This is it right here.
It's can we show it?
Oh, right here.
Yeah.
Edited by Aaron Clary.
Helped me write this thing.
Shout out to him.
And, you know, and he did a lot of the helping.
And then also, Chris designed it, which we already had designed, so we didn't have to do much.
But yeah, we just put even in there.
What's that?
How long did it take you to write that?
We wrote it like in a month or two because women deserve less.
Does it have more or less pages?
Yeah, let's just read the page.
You know what?
It has to be more pages, interestingly enough, because that's updated.
But I'm selling it for less because women deserve less.
Oh, I love it.
I lowered the price.
I love that.
Yeah.
Who is it?
How much is it?
I think we're going to do it for $19.55.
The last one was $19.95, and they're just going to keep bringing the price down.
How many years shows?
How many you shows?
And I'm going to try to make it less pages.
Hopefully, she knows.
And so did us.
Well, it comes out on Valentine's Day.
It's not out yet.
Is there any pre-booked show?
It's not out yet.
I'm going to show you online.
What's that?
Or you got to buy a copy.
What's that?
You got to buy a copyright online.
It's going to be on Amazon in a few days.
It's going to be less than two.
Well, I'll just promote it like here.
With women saying that they deserve even less.
The first book was called Why Women Deserve Less.
Then the second book is Why Women Deserve Even Less.
And then the third book is going to be debating whether women deserve nothing or women deserve even less than even less.
I think they're nothing.
Just even less than nothing.
Make it the trilogy.
Unless you're going to make that bitch thick as fuck.
You got to make that bitch thicker.
If it's nothing, you got to like that bitch.
If it's nothing, I got to make it.
Well, the goal is to make it shorter and shorter and then eventually get to a pamphlet.
Yo, we should do a stream and each chapter the book.
That's what I would say we should add a chapter right now.
So we can have a club.
That's like just one by eight.
I don't know what's one line.
Come on, come on.
Do you have an introduction?
Well, read some chats until you have an introduction.
You gotta ask.
You gotta ask.
I'll think about it.
But let's read some super chats, niggas.
How you don't like black.
We got cats.
I read that you were in South Africa.
Myron, using I am not.
Oh, damn.
I got an employee excuse.
An Asian girl said 20 for body count.
They remember.
She's straight back.
They care.
Thank you, Chat.
All right.
Who else?
What else do we got?
And guys, just so you guys know, fnfsuperchat.com.
If you guys want to get involved in the show, every chat goes shown on screen.
Or you can do Castle Club, or you can do, if you're watching on YouTube, FNFSuperchat.com.
Capture Time says, Question, ladies.
Do you believe that you don't choose to be independent?
I personally don't believe that because you all have a choice to allow yourself to depend on a man that'll genuinely lovely and provide for you and be that bad independent boss lady that don't need no man.
So do you think that female independence is real?
Is I think the question is.
Yeah.
I am a true factor.
And I've met a lot of boss bitches.
And I've met a lot of niggas who want to give you whatever you want, but it come with self-decency and integration.
Oh, you mean like self-it means like you're saying like they don't respect you when they give you everything that you want?
Yeah.
Like this.
All right, my bad.
Yeah, just sucking her, basically.
Whatever Chris told you to do with the microphone.
I know he gives you guys some pornographic advice.
Oh my God.
No, he was being nice.
He was being nice.
Properly.
That was me.
But no, so like, it's hard being independent naturally than being independent because of like survival and some shit.
Because niggas will treat you just because they know you need shit.
And it's okay, though, because some bitches want to do that.
That's where the submissive woman come and shit.
But it is hard.
Like, it's hard.
I wish I could adapt.
So you think independence is real then or no?
Yeah, I am.
You don't think it's a scam?
It's not a scam.
I'm not a scam.
All right.
What about what about the rest of you?
Do you guys think female independence is a lie or a scam?
It's true.
I agree.
Because I feel like a lot of women choose to be independent just because they don't have to deal with men in general.
Yeah.
Like, we avoid to deal with men that's exactly our money up and just be independent.
We don't have to cook.
We don't have to clean.
We don't have to listen to your bullshit.
We just do whatever we want.
But do you enjoy that more than you know?
If the guy does not bring anything to the table or make you happier, then I think that's exactly what women choose to be independent.
For sure.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
No, because I tried to fuck with Rich nigga and adapt to whatever he wanted me to do.
And that nigga, like, damn near treating me worse than the bitches who he gave whatever do.
Like worser?
Like, worse or like, like, it's one thing to be you and like deal with whatever you want, right?
And then it's another thing to do what you want.
And then you treat me like I'm the host.
Like, damn, cuz.
Like, he treated you like the host?
Host.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
And for me, like, he's like, bitch, I know you're going to stay.
So suck this dick, too.
All right.
All right.
I suck the dick.
Not bring other bitches up in here too.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait, So he put you on the job of getting the girls?
That's good.
That's a good position.
No.
That means he like trusts you and shit.
No.
Like, his levels, though, like, because, like, you can't get any bitch because then the bitches might steal from you in the morning after we done.
You get like.
You vet them properly.
I'm not a pimp.
I'm not going to be slapping bitches because you wanted these freaky assholes up here.
Do whatever you want for the money.
Yeah, but Was with you, right?
Many, yeah, man.
Oh, he with everybody.
Fuck, talk about, yeah, but he was like, but like, was he taking you on dates and giving you like the girlfriend treatment or no?
Type shit.
Okay, so then you were the main, bro.
You fumbled, man.
No.
If he was like dating you and that's why I said the self-decency has to come in at some point because there will be times where he'll pay for your shit barely.
No, bro.
Like, like, yeah, on a good day when he feeling like I did what I needed to do for him, but otherwise, you know what I'm talking about.
How long were we all together?
Three weeks.
I couldn't last.
I couldn't last because I'm independent.
You feel me?
I tried.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I tried.
Tried and you failed.
You fumbled.
You were the test and you failed it.
Don't worry.
There'll be more rich man.
No, did I still?
I'll treat you the same.
In Miami?
In Miami?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
But they're all the same, though.
I just got here.
Like, I just want to.
They're all the same.
Yeah, they're all the same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Yeah, watch the next one.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Really?
Yeah, but Adrian's only changing stuff.
Stuff out here.
What's the next one?
All right, what's the next one?
Yeah.
Oh, what the fuck?
What's that?
Krista Valley?
Shut the Kiki and Big Mo.
You like that Krista?
That's really pretty, though.
That is cute.
That is nice.
Yeah.
That's great.
That's AI.
That sucks.
Interesting.
He got the avatar on his hand.
I'm thinking someone drew that.
Hey, yo, yo, says Debbie's stream with Myron and Rihanna.
Brothers taking over 26.
Everyone, go like and subscribe to the channel.
Be at a five versus wasting time on these dumb 304s if you don't believe they stupid ladies.
What the square of 16.
Eight.
Niggas said, I think it's four.
I say eight.
Bitch talks about it.
Let's go through.
Let's go through.
What do you think the square root of 16 is?
Oh my god, I'm so bad at math.
But your agent, what's the square root of 16?
Go ahead.
Okay, what about you?
Give a guess.
Just give a guess.
Okay.
Wait, four.
Okay.
Prove.
Four.
Four.
I'm so bad at bad.
Yes, it is four.
No.
The Asian had it wrong, though.
That's crazy.
Hey, she said she was bad.
I'm bad at math.
You know the funny part?
She's South.
They said you're squaring it.
Yeah.
No, but people.
But they don't tell you that in school, though.
Like, they don't tell you like, oh, just think about the fucking shit.
People don't have that.
What's up next?
Yep, FNFCivchad.com, guys.
If you guys are watching on YouTube, or OnlyFans.
Or you guys have OnlyFans.
We're not streaming there.
You got an OnlyFans?
I wish y'all did.
What do you guys do?
I'm saying, I'm trying to see y'all.
Like, what would your content be?
Purse.
Girls?
No, well.
Girl purse.
No.
No, no, no.
Girls don't pay for OnlyFans, bro.
They'll pay for yours.
I pay for someone's own fans.
I'll pay for you.
Yeah, but do you watch it?
I'll watch yours.
I would.
Wait, a guy?
Wait, no, sorry.
Like, yeah, women do pay for OnlyFans is like to support a friend or switch.
They're not consuming the content.
No.
Yeah, no, All right, what's up?
I've been saving up my money recently, and I've been thinking I should buy my own truck or work and work, or should I start investing into the real estate business?
Which one should I do first?
I have three years in trucking business, but zero in real estate.
Yeah, here's the thing, bro.
You got to make money and have money before you get into real estate.
So don't be one of these niggas that like buys a house and then become house poor.
So you have to have money to buy real estate and don't listen to anybody who's just, oh, bro, you don't need no money down.
You can just go ahead and get yourself a house.
Like, nah, bro.
It's going to be very bad.
Fresh did a whole episode on this, by the way.
Yes, it definitely will be bad for you.
It's going to be a bad time, bro.
You need reserves.
You need reserves.
You're going to be house poor.
Yes.
You don't want that.
Yes.
And houses are not cheap to fix, man.
I'm just, I'm down on one of my houses right now, bro.
I was paying the ass.
That sucks.
Chicks and rules and all this other stuff.
And the tenants don't pay rent or whatever.
What's that?
Is that in Miami or no?
Yeah, I wanted my houses in Miami.
You need hit.
I'll give you an example.
There's a car accident.
I'm on all my properties.
They hit the power line.
It fell down, by the way.
FBL came, cut the wire.
FBL is like the light company here in Florida.
Light company here in Florida.
They cut the wires to be safe.
Now, what kind of has no power at all?
It's been three days.
Wow.
And the rent is due.
And they don't want to pay.
I don't blame them.
They got no power.
Yeah.
And that's out of here.
So, is you going to charge them next month?
That no, I mean, it's unfair because there's no power.
Yeah, you a real man, Laura.
I'm like, yeah, these are random stuff.
You got some more properties because I need to be there.
I need a real.
And just see how though, fresh as tenants.
What do you guys think they look like?
What do you think?
Comedians.
But they're very nice.
They look like comedians.
British people.
And since they said they're not going to pay, you already know what the skin color is, bro.
Yeah, but it's fine.
It's fine.
What?
They've been there for a while.
I appreciate them being there.
It's been years.
And you give them a fucking discount, too.
Flying Escorts00:07:11
Yeah, I do.
Bitch ass niggas.
Right, you gotta be this because he's nothing.
I'm just saying, man.
50 bucks.
The fatigue is real, bro.
But anyway.
All right.
What do we got?
Well, Chris, what Chris say?
And yes, someone fucks, give them a generator.
Guys, the generator costs $2,000 a month.
Electricity is the weakest $1,500.
That's why he's going to be able to do it.
So I'm going to really.
The money I would get in rent, I'm going to spend.
Nah, nigga.
Wait, put a fucking power nigga.
Don't pay the rent.
You understand what I'm saying?
And to maintain that shit long term, nigga, is expensive.
God damn, nigga.
Cut that shit.
Just saying.
It's cool.
What about solar panels, though, for the property?
Nah, waste of money.
It'd be more.
Rip off, man.
Yeah, it's gonna be more.
Oh, yeah.
Solar panels.
You're fake high shit.
It's fucking you up, bro.
It's all good, though.
He said, never mind.
I'm gonna ignore that chat.
What'd he say?
What did he say?
It's gonna be funny, man.
He said, niggas like fresh should never own property.
You know what, nigga?
Fuck you.
As a proud American myself slash immigrant.
Oh, what the fuck want to own, nigga?
And secondly, nigga.
Suck my dick.
Sup my dick.
He's American.
Yeah.
You got dual so this is fucking with you, man.
He's Beijing and American.
Yeah, be a big man.
You Asian nigga?
She's Asian.
She is our BMS.
Okay, it's like Antarctica.
So you code is a bit.
Go on.
You can't be serious, bro.
I'm a cold.
American North.
Go on.
I'm a code homies.
Okay.
We can move forward, dog.
That was definitely a education system is cooked in a band.
So I try to overtake us, bro.
Dude, you told us about college.
All jokes aside, you know the worst enemy of America is China, bro.
Niggas vertical.
Them niggas.
It's China, bro.
Them niggas are distracting us from the Chinese.
No, for real, bro.
But the Chinese is a real issue, bro.
And look, oh, fresh just, bro.
Wait till them niggas take over.
Oh, fresh was right.
Y'all gonna learn Chinese.
You gonna learn totally well.
Cut off.
I'm telling you, bro.
That's real enemy.
What's your job?
Yeah, no.
And the thing that bothers me is that, like, we're so focused on the Middle East instead of.
I thought I did a whole fucking thing on this.
Well, if you look at that.
And they just armed Iran too, bro.
If you look at them, Chinese niggas armed them.
Mental warfare and how powerful it is, it's better to do mental.
It's better to fight somebody not straight on and from within than fight them straight on.
Yeah.
Especially if they're powerful.
Yeah.
You beat them from within mindset.
Like Diddy and shit.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Just kill, dog.
Not like Dead Online.
Yeah.
Like Diddy and shit.
Like, yeah.
Come on.
I hate it out before R. Carly.
I'll be honest.
Before R. Kelly?
Diddy?
Diddy is not out.
Diddy's out.
Well, no, Diddy's gonna be out in like two, three years.
Yeah, he's in jail right now.
The thing with Diddy, bro, Kelly's only up here for a minute.
Look, he ain't getting out.
Hot take here.
He is a weirdo pervert cuck, but like he really went to jail for flying niggas in to smash his chick.
That's what he went to prison for, bro.
That's literally what he's because the charge they actually got him for was interstate transport of prostitutes.
So, a dude went to jail for flying niggas in to smash his chick.
Could you imagine?
That's crazy.
I'm not going to hold you, bro.
Like, that's why, like, that, yo, imagine being in federal prison.
Like, the feds got you for being a cuck.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
I sat there in the trial, bro.
They tried to get him on a human traffic gig.
It didn't stick.
Didn't stick.
Yo, fucking Cassie, she wanted that shit.
She was over here, like, hanging up the process.
She enjoyed it.
She enjoyed it.
And then the other girls are all like, oh, my God, he abused me, whatever, bro.
Bitches are writing on Instagram.
You're like, I love Diddy.
Happy birthday.
Oh, and they're like, yo, his defense team was on them, bro.
He was on their defense team was on the bitches next.
The girl from Danny Kane, the white chick, and Cassie, they were on their next, bro.
He had a good defense team.
And they're like, oh, really?
Is it true that Sean Colms abused you?
Okay, what is this?
Why did you punch him on the face on that day?
Oh, we didn't know that.
I mean, did he have the, is it not true?
He got a $10 million settlement with Intercontinental.
Oh, we didn't know that.
Bro, they were.
Oh, Lord.
What are you going to say?
Chris?
The boys on his team?
As lawyers?
Yeah, I think a couple of them were.
I think what I think.
Okay, the main guy, not him, but his wife is one of them.
And she actually represents Luigi Mangioni.
Bro, it's like.
And yo, he has a fighting chance for that one too.
Damn.
Yeah, because they were challenging when he was caught at the McDonald's.
They're challenging all the evidence they found there.
Saying that he didn't feel like he was freely to leave and all this other shit.
And that's where they got the gun.
That's where they got the money.
That's where they've got everything was when they caught him at the McDonald's.
Because they surrounded him and they asked him all these questions and they didn't mirandize him.
And it was a search.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That's what he be doing at home by himself.
Yeah, would you have gone to a Diddy party or no?
I would have if you're going to be part of it.
Well, you know, interestingly enough, this is why the trial is so important.
The parties isn't where all this stuff happened.
Yeah, no, fuck no.
It wasn't a party.
So what he did was he would throw the parties.
That was all legitimate parties and all this other shit they were doing.
They were like having part doing drugs and whatever.
What really went down is he would hire escorts to have sex with Cassie and he would watch.
That's what the shit was.
That's what he was doing.
That was his bitch.
Yeah.
And that's what got him jammed up was flying the escorts in because he would be in Miami.
He had like a couple of guys that he would use that Cassie would actually do all the court.
That's another thing also.
Cassie made all the phone calls.
She's the one that called all the escorts.
Bro, she enjoyed that.
She did everything.
She did all the coordinating.
Diddy did not touch anything.
He didn't talk to them.
He didn't pay them.
She paid them.
She hired them.
She brought them in.
Everything.
She booked their tickets sometimes.
So that's why the case really kind of collapsed.
Because I ain't gonna lie.
She got dead ass beat, smacked up on camera.
Cause you saw the video.
She was.
Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie.
That made me look bad.
But she beat him too, though.
No, but it's not.
They fought.
Exactly.
She punched him and shit like that.
Exactly.
I'm not.
I would have been gone.
First time I like it.
She liked that shit.
Well, he paid for everything.
She didn't want to work for him.
No, no, no.
And then her music only went hit off a step up one time.
Wow.
But I feel like she loved that because she got used to the lifestyle.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
It's wrong.
That's what I'm saying.
But also, Diddy pissed her own people off.
If you look at this case itself, Diddy and liquor companies, he pissed them off, bro.
Yeah.
And they said, fuck this nigga.
Let's fuck him up.
Yeah.
So, yeah, his biggest mistake was hiring escorts to smash his chick and flying them in.
That's what really.
Yo, it's crazy because if he had just gotten escorts of where he was at, he would have been good.
But since he flew them in, that gave federal jurisdiction.
Interstate transportation, blah, blah, blah.
But do you know how many hundred rappers do that, bro?
Every day?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like, he fights from everywhere.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Rappers do that.
It doesn't even have to be a lot of fun.
It's still escorts.
Like, it's still considered.
Yeah, because it's playing him into Smash.
That is technically a federal crime.
No, literally.
Literally.
Like it said a crazy precedent.
Why She Wasn't Famous00:10:21
Yeah, no, literally.
You know what I mean?
For Diddy, it was just bad because Cassie complained about it.
You know, video, whatever, all this shit.
Somebody blame.
They're boring.
And it's talking about.
Yeah.
And they wanted some.
If he was a bad man, his kids wouldn't even be there.
No shade.
Okay.
So, but yeah, nah, real all jokes aside, like going to trial was like very you got you got us.
You saw a whole other side, bro.
Like they, because I was there for all the Cassie testimony.
Oh, man.
You was there?
I was there.
I actually was there.
I was, I was, and I, the, the crazy thing is, I watched all the most important testimony.
I watched all of Cassie's testimony.
She was in there eight months pregnant, nine months pregnant.
Jerry felt all bad for her and shit.
For real?
But cross-examination, they beat her up.
Yeah.
They fucked her up.
His defense team absolutely like, yeah, they destroyed her credibility.
You was there?
Yes, I was there.
Where were you?
He went.
I watched it.
I was taking notes.
I was reporting on it.
He was there for the whole day.
Yeah.
Well, he was there for the whole thing.
I was there for enough.
I was there for like Cassie's testimony and a couple other important witnesses.
Yeah, you snapped.
Daddy Dame says, Black chick, use that weave for bowstring.
What's bowstring?
For the crossing, bro.
Oh.
So he's talking about you.
Okay, where is that though?
Okay, who's up next?
That was Daddy Dame.
I respect my fiancé.
He does so much for me.
He does not eat pussy, and I'm okay with that because he takes great care of me.
Plus, he can make me wet other ways besides get your head out.
Yeah, I think the end of your head out the gutter, act like a lady, get a real good man.
Okay, like a good female.
What are you telling yourself that or me?
Because I'm good.
That's a girl.
I will say this.
I've noticed that when guys have to eat box like that, what I've realized a lot of times when guys have to eat box to get their girl off, a lot of times that comes from the guy having lower sexual market value.
Yeah, or small penis.
That's not true.
What?
That is not true.
That is not true.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's not true?
With this low sexual market value or the penis?
The small penis in the box.
Chris, what do you say to that?
I mean, I don't know how to, you know, go down or ask this.
He knows better.
Yeah.
Chris, what are you trying to say?
No, man.
I mean, for the fresh nigga?
He said it's only for the girls he cares about.
No, you didn't.
No, no.
I ain't trying to lie.
I ain't trying to lie.
I ain't saying I don't lie.
That was your worst.
I ain't trying to lie, Mom.
Well, first off, you never saw my dick nigga.
If you did, that's fucking gay.
Oh, yeah.
Secondly, he's gay.
I ain't say shit, bro.
Anyways.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
What's up next?
To Andrea and June.
What the hell?
The weather is cold outside, so you know what that means.
It's fat boy season.
My boy, Big Mo, maybe Haitian, but he's international.
He likes women and food from around the world.
Get him, Moe.
Yeah, mother.
Oh.
Yo, cute.
Wait, but can he hit, though?
Huh?
Can he hit?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Wow.
I don't have the money.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can Mo eat the box?
I ain't got the money.
June.
I don't need a money, man.
I'm not going to say anything.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mo.
I'm an innocent individual.
June, can you?
I'm an innocent man.
No.
I'm an innocent man.
He's an innocent man.
Keep him innocent.
I'm too freaky for him.
You know.
I am too freaky for him.
That's right.
Yep.
Keep it that way.
I'm an innocent man.
He's a lovely gentleman, so keep it that way.
My niggas in the chat.
You know what time it is?
Uh-oh.
You know what time it is, bro.
What?
I'm just saying, like, you know.
For real.
When you're a guy in the bedroom, you're that guy.
I'm trying to remember.
You could do anything.
Anything.
And you're that man still.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Except that shit.
That's just gay.
Ladies.
Listen to the nostrils.
I like to play a nostril.
I like the picture.
I got better.
You look cute, though.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Well, I have a better one.
I'm not sure that.
Can we use the one that I actually use, guys?
That picture's trash.
But anyway, that nigga never misses when it comes to the chicks.
Hey, man, I predicted it, man.
I told y'all that, like, Kai said that chick, I called that shit a year ago.
You lying.
She was going to be on some bullshit.
A year ago, how long were they together?
I don't even see how this bullshit.
I feel like she just used him.
No, not even.
She did.
I was like, Kai fucked with that bitch.
Damn.
You can't trust these girls, man.
No, but I'm just saying he fucked with her.
She doubled and tripled her social media platform.
Nah, that bitch couldn't do shit of him.
But I feel like she couldn't even do nothing because Kai is just Kai.
So I feel like Kai really fucked with her.
And so that's how she even got put on because Kai really fucked with her.
I'm not saying that.
But she got put on because he doesn't understand women and she used them.
I don't even think he wants a sentiment.
I think she's been plotting on that nigga for a minute.
So she seemed comfortable.
He got comfortable.
Okay, he didn't understand.
Facts.
She went in there strategic.
And like, girls like her.
This is why I tell guys all the time.
Like, if you're an influencer, you're famous or whatever, like, your girl better not have no type of social media or try to be in entertainment or any of that.
In 2026?
What was that?
In 2026?
Yes.
Generally?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think men.
Men that are in social media or celebrities should never date girls that are celebrities ever.
It's the worst thing you could do.
You need your girl to be at home, behind the scenes.
Nobody knows her.
Nobody cares who she is.
Like, she's just your plus one when you're at the club.
Sorry, when you're at the, or even if you go to the club, but like when you go to like public events and everyone should be saying, like, who's that?
Yeah, nobody knows.
Type shit.
Exactly.
You don't want your girl to be famous, bro.
It's a bad look for you.
It's very, very bad.
So, like, so like on some Ari Herbo shit.
Like, because you think about it.
Ari and her bro came up together, but then they separated and now they both got their own little shit.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
So like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, why is it how it is?
Yeah, you can translate the nigga needs from me.
That don't make sense.
Ari is a serial cheater.
Bro, I don't know.
Listen, I don't care about nobody coochie.
She fucked Lil Baby.
Oh.
With money bag, yo.
Nah.
And look, think it's on the news.
What the fuck?
That's not good example.
It's terrible.
No, no, listen.
I say, I don't care about nobody coochie.
So all I'm saying is, I feel like because of me, so I'm not going to find love.
I ain't going to be famous, but I'm going to be a vibe.
You feel me?
So people are going to know.
So you're telling me I can't have a man that matched my speed.
The point is, if you're a girl dating a celebrity guy with status and you're on camera as well, you may say some dumb shit.
Now fuck him up.
And it's all cool.
Let me keep it simple for you.
There's no benefit to your girl being famous as a male entertainer at all.
Okay.
Like, now, with that said, obviously you get some situations like maybe an offset with a Cardi B where he's going and getting with a girl that's more clouded up than him.
Cool.
He benefits.
But it rarely ever goes that way because women typically date up in status.
So you are going to be the status owner and she's going to typically benefit off of you, especially if you're trying to get a come up.
And the problem with girls that are famous or girls that are entertainers, they have to put themselves in certain situations that are detrimental to the relationship to move up in the career ladder.
Realistically.
Yes.
So like if you're a female streamer or you're a female musician or you're a female entertainer of some kind, you are going to have to be constantly networking, being around men, powerful men, men of status, men of influence, all the time.
And this is just more and more chances for your girl to find another guy because unfortunately, women respond very favorably to status and that's not good for you as a guy.
So it's not about not trusting your girl.
It's about trusting your girl to be a woman.
And it's just not an intelligent move from your perspective.
University for streaming.
When cameras are off, you know what's going on there, right?
You know what's happening, right?
My cameras are off.
Touch it, touch it.
Things are smashing.
Touch it.
Type shit, so like, oh, yeah, I don't fuck with that.
Were they doing that a lot, though?
I don't think I'm like 30.
Maybe like the slower end female streamer.
I'm like, the power dynamic is huge.
So, power dynamic is like I'm a big streamer.
Yeah, you're here.
That's what I was gonna say.
Like, the lower level hoes, yes, for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
That's coming.
Yeah, that's that tight shit, but no.
But either way, it's not gonna lose.
I need me a little shit as hell.
But yeah, but like, another thing, too, is like, as a male, right, you can lose, you could get your career seriously fucked up by your girl being a thought.
But as a girl, if your dude cheats on you, you're not really gonna lose status like that.
Right.
Like, you could look at like Akash, right?
His dumbass wife.
She don't do the podcast no more.
I ended her career, by the way.
Fucking Undertaker type shit, man.
But she literally destroyed his fucking reputation by being a stupid thought, talking about all this stupid stuff.
A woman can absolutely destroy your career.
Will Smith, same thing, right?
And I used Kobe Bryant's wife, for example.
Her career is still, she's still famous.
She still has a lot of respect, even though he cheated on her.
People don't even remember the fact that he cheated on her.
He cheated on her?
See, there you go.
Did he cheat on her?
Kobe cheating on her.
No, no, no.
Talking about Kobe who passed.
Kobe passed away.
Yeah.
Yo, you shut me shit up.
All right.
That's a piece of him.
No, that's what I'm saying.
No, listen.
Yeah, yeah, he cheated on her back in like 04-05.
But that's the point I'm trying to make is nobody even remembers that and his legacy.
No, I'm young.
I was born a year after that.
Yeah, well, no one remembers, though, because his legacy outweighed that bullshit.
And her staying with him actually made her look like a more resilient and loyal wife.
But for Will Smith, for example, he's still a clown to this day, like with Jada Pinkett.
So a woman could destroy a reputation.
So I say, I tell every single guy who has a little bit of status, a little bit of money, whatever, never get with a girl that is trying to be famous or trying to be an influencer or trying to be an entertainer.
It's not in your best interest whatsoever because the things that she needs to do to rise up in the totem pole is directly going to put your relationship at risk.
So as a female who wanted to be in that, I got to date niggas who ain't on it.
What?
Well, you're cooked.
I'm going to be honest with you.
So I can't get no, no, me?
No, nigga.
No, no, no.
You can get a guy, but like, as a female entertainer, you have two choices.
You either A get with a guy that's like at your level, if not more.
And, you know, that's really all you're going to be attracted to.
Or you can get with a guy that is not on your level and you're just not going to be attracted to him.
No, no.
The problem with women is that y'all can't date below yourself.
So it's like you guys are cooked.
No, I can't.
That's the problem.
No.
Get With Your Equal00:04:13
Are you with any of them?
They don't want to be on me.
There you go.
They don't want to be with me because they can't fuck with me.
They don't follow me.
I tried to be there for them niggas.
I got to get rich before I be with you.
All right, we can move on, bro.
Yeah, you're cooked.
Nate.
Oh, shit.
Ladies, so I'm thinking it's a flex to get piped out by a rich dude.
Unless he put a ring on it and claimed you, there's nothing to be proud of about getting dogged out and ticked the side of the road.
Even if it was Drake himself, all you did was increase your body count and reduce your chance of pair bonding with the next guy.
Who said it was a flex?
Some girls fucked it like this.
No one knows.
No one on here said that was a flex.
Yeah, but you are mentioning them.
Oh, yeah.
I was saying a scenario.
I was telling him I was asking him to see if I'm tripping or not.
I wasn't saying that.
That's a flex.
All right, cool.
Okay.
What's up?
You got that one fresh?
All right, there we go.
That's the Nastradamus one right there.
Yeah, that's the one I like.
That's the actual picture of Nastradamus.
That's like the real one that I went ahead and edited.
That one.
Yeah, that's me right there.
I like that one.
And then I got the other one.
Oh, we're on YouTube.
I can't use the other one.
Well, I mean, the Martin Luther one.
We can switch.
Are you sure you want me to put up the other one?
Nah.
Y'all just got back.
We should just chill for now.
Yeah, I was going to say the other one's not going to be good.
Book comes out September 11th, though.
Can I have a book free?
Oh, no, no.
I have another book coming out.
God, I mean, have copies.
No, this is what exactly.
Precisely why I won't deserve even less.
Giving you the book to be counteractive.
Can we see the book?
Can we pass it around?
Hey, read a relics.
That big boy.
We're gonna.
Well, we've been on.
Yeah, keep reading chats.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm gonna.
Okay, I'm gonna kill the Myron Gains X stream.
Guys, come on over to Fresh of Fit on YouTube.
Come on over to Fresh of Fit on YouTube.
I'm killing the Myron Gains X stream.
This was over just to.
You know as well, though, about this book.
Yeah.
You wouldn't even read the book.
I would read it.
I'm deadass one of them ones.
You might read it, but I said linked to it.
Come on over, guys.
Myron Gaines X. If you're watching Amy Gainz X, come on over to Fresh of Fit on YouTube.
Okay, guys, we're taking over on YouTube.
Like you guys, as you guys know, we got some big shit coming tomorrow, by the way.
I mean, if you really want to read the book, just buy it.
He holds it.
No, I understand that.
I'm just saying, if you want to support the book, just buy the book.
No, for sure.
For sure.
Niggas, bro.
They always want to really refresh.
No, no, no.
That's why they be calling him racist.
Nigga, what?
Exactly.
I think I'm black.
You're not black.
Is he black?
Yeah, he's black.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is.
She said they call me a racist.
Black and what?
She was saying.
Black and wood.
I am a racist.
Black and wood.
See?
I am a racist.
I like him because he's him.
Yeah, I ain't racist.
If he wasn't.
I admit that I'm racist.
Dead homies.
He knows that.
You should be admitting that.
No, it's okay.
Put the copy thing up real fast.
You ain't racist.
You human being.
I think everybody's racist, though.
Yeah.
Dead homies.
People be lying.
People are listening.
People be trying to pretend like they're not.
No, okay, because racist mean like you deadass like hate on somebody.
No, I feel like everybody is to a certain level.
Professor.
No, the word for on a good timing is prejudice.
That's what you're prejudiced, but you're not racist.
Because if he was racist, you wouldn't even be sitting next to bro.
Yeah.
He could be racist and sitting next to me.
Yeah, you would.
Hell no.
Not if you grew up in Miami.
We're talking about Myron.
We're not talking about Myanmar.
If you grew up in Miami.
We're talking about him.
Yeah.
They be friends like that.
No, but we're talking about it.
We're talking about him.
But the thing is, I read somewhere that you're African, and I was trying to figure out where.
My family's from Sudan.
Sudan?
Okay, what's your mom?
Y'all.
I was born here.
Sudan.
What's Sudan?
Like, stupid.
You talking about Sudan.
Never heard of Sudan.
Sudan, nigga.
Whoa, bro.
No, I really don't.
I'm a cut nigga.
No, I did not.
I had to get some money behind someone.
No, I know English and motherfucking math.
That's all that matters.
Okay.
Take a shot.
What time is it?
Myron Gaines rated the stream.
Did we go raid the stream?
Okay, okay, nice assistance.
Hey, yo, man, I rated it on stream.
You should come on stream, bro.
Sudanese Secrets00:12:12
It is.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, good job, Mo.
Okay, Mo.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You missed the stream on Webby.
Yeah, we brought it over to.
It's like I'm fucking helping myself, partnering it to another.
Wait, that is it.
Is that you?
Yeah, it's my channel.
I rate it myself.
Really?
Well, I rated Fresh and Fit.
Oh, how would you come on a podcast?
Yeah.
But you're already here.
All right, man.
That's an extra.
Let's get this food.
What the hell?
All right.
Next chat, man.
This nigga, bad.
I don't think I heard that.
All right.
We straight.
We good?
So, Sudan is black.
It literally means the land of the blacks.
Okay.
I'm genuinely trying to understand.
Yeah, it's in.
You don't know where it is on the map?
Bro, dead ass.
I can barely see.
Africa.
Okay.
So, ladies, it's in Northern Africa.
Okay, big.
We all have people we like in dating.
You know, you've met a guy before.
He's your type.
But jealousy comes up pretty often, I think, in dating as well.
Yeah.
Make it jealous.
We may get jealous.
So think of a time when you were looking at a guy or trying to talk to a guy.
You were jealous.
What happened?
We'll start here.
So, and it's so crazy.
I hope no one watches this.
But so I was messing with this guy from my high school after he like begged me to like mess or whatever the fuck after years or whatever.
I finally let him hit.
And then we went to this party because he throws parties.
He's like a promoter.
And he tried to fuck my friend in front of me.
Yeah, I was like, oh my God, you're crazy as fuck.
What's wrong with that one?
Were you playing games with him?
I mean, I had a baby.
You know what I mean?
But like, we was never, like, you know what I mean?
And it's whatever.
Wait, what?
So basically, she met the guy in high school.
Yeah.
The guy.
But he didn't want to smash it.
They were dating.
And then.
No, he never, he never got to hit.
He never got to miss him.
Why are you mad?
You already laughed.
Get mad.
Because I let him hit.
And then he tried to fuck my friend after I let him hit.
And it was like, I didn't give a fuck.
You just said you didn't let him hit.
No, you guys are not.
So I knew him since high school.
I knew him since high school.
But the point is, you let him hit, right?
Years later.
Wait, after this is?
This is recent.
Like, we just, like.
Sorry, we just ended up smashing.
Please, please.
Okay, let's go.
Women absolutely started telling stories.
So distorted here.
Okay.
Let me make sure I have this.
Yes.
You guys know each other since high school.
Yes.
He tried to smash.
You wouldn't let him.
Yes.
Then he tried to get with your friend.
Okay, so no.
So he knew me since high school.
He went into Smash.
I was in a relationship at the time with my baby daddy.
You wouldn't let him.
Yeah.
Yep.
Then me and my baby daddy end.
You know what I mean?
I'm lonely.
Whatever.
You know what I mean?
Then he'll smash.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then he tried to hit your friend up after that.
Yes.
So here's a real question, though.
Did you deny him sex at that point?
No.
I didn't.
And it was like also weird, too.
Honestly, you deserve it because you play games with him.
Okay, no, not my friend.
I literally told him you could fuck any bitch.
I don't give a fuck.
Like, you could fuck anybody.
But not your friend.
But not my friend.
Like, that was it.
That's the only boundary.
Did he smash Raw?
No, he didn't smash.
Oh, me?
Yeah, Raw.
Let's not talk about it.
Oh, he did.
He did.
Bruh.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
Hey, guys, do me a favor.
Smash the like button, guys.
Let's get the engagement up.
Like I said, we've taken back over.
So come on over.
And if you're watching on Fresh African, smash the like button, guys.
A time when you were into a guy and he got jealous.
He got jealous?
No, you.
You were jealous of him.
Boyfriend, ex.
I mean, there's only been like certain times or little times.
The one that I can remember, because it was like burying my face, and I was already in a relationship.
Wait, burying your face?
What?
Like, this girl flirted in front of me.
Oh, with your guy?
Yeah.
She flirted with your guy, Dominican guy?
Yeah.
Get okay.
Yeah, she got me so annoyed.
Like, I was like, hello, invisible.
Because we went to this restaurant or whatever.
I think it was also Dominican restaurant.
And whatever.
So like, he's like looking at the menu.
I'm looking at the menus like this big and whatever.
And she comes at him and like, she touches his face.
Waitress?
Why did she touch his face anyway?
I don't know.
They're flirty like that.
But anyways.
So she was like, oh, like.
Like, literally.
For a waitress, that's a little forward.
I know.
I know.
No, she didn't.
She was like that with everybody.
But she was like, oh, like, o le pabi con esta ta ta.
And I was like, like, what are you going to order?
And my boyfriend just, well, my ex just kind of like looked at me and I was like, well, hi, we're going to order this, this, and this.
Thank you.
She was like, oh, okay, cool.
I'm like, the fuck?
I'm like, why are you doing this in front of me?
I'm like, but usually, no, I try in the relationships I bing or with the guys that I bing, I try to give my place.
And like, either you want something serious or you don't.
She knew you're Peruvian?
I don't know.
She had to have because you guys spoke Spanish, right?
Yeah, but usually people can't.
She with you, bitch.
Yeah, she's like, yeah, Peruvian chick so we could test them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She ain't gonna do nothing.
No sauce.
What do you mean, no sauce?
Just a feature.
All right.
All right.
Oh, and guys, yo, we only got 600 likes.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Y'all guys are, you guys gotta like the goddamn video, man.
All right.
We're on fucking YouTube.
Demon attire, still on here for you guys, so you guys can go ahead and enjoy the fucking show.
Well, the only thing we ask is, do you guys like the goddamn video?
Okay, please, man.
Smash the goddamn like button.
We're on this godforsaken app for you guys still.
So smash the like button.
Let's get to 3,000 likes.
All right, go ahead.
No, Shay, I do not get jealous.
No Shay.
Never in your lifetime?
No, one time.
I only said she brought chicks for the guy, but then she couldn't do that no more.
No, the homies.
No, one time.
That homies, man.
Come on.
I'm really whatever.
I be vibing.
So it's like, you want them?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Really?
Bro, like, dad up.
Okay, okay.
And then she gets jealous after that.
He enjoyed it.
He's not supposed to enjoy it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, he's going to enjoy it, bro.
Men are men, bro.
They're going to do whatever they want.
So either you're going to adapt to her or you're going to move around.
Yeah, so, but why'd you leave, though?
Bro?
Yeah, you.
I ain't going to lie.
He fake got mama issues.
So he's lucky he wants to beat my ass.
Yeah, I ain't figured that out.
The rich nigga?
He was calling me mama and shit.
I swear to God.
What do you do for a living?
He's a criminal.
He's a doctor.
He's a doctor.
He's military lead.
He's black?
He UK black.
You know, them UK niggas are like, he a Nigerian nigga.
Nigerian.
Haitian, UK.
So, like, he's Haitian, but he's from the UK.
So you got the accent and all that?
Hell yeah.
Like, can speak that shit?
Switch off.
Yeah, he's a, he's a, uh, we call himself a.
A roadman, probably, right?
No, not a roadman.
He called himself a fucking dog.
He called himself a fucking man.
A real bad man.
No, he called himself a wolf, like a dog.
Like, he called him a real dog.
I know.
First, you be listening to dirty London man.
I never heard that slang.
They call themselves roadmen in a way.
Yeah, roadman.
And they all speak in Jamaican accents, which is strange.
No, he called himself a military dog.
Bumbucker.
Oh.
It's crazy.
It's like weird.
I don't know.
All right, so he's a Haitian British doctor.
Basically.
Dog.
And he wouldn't, and he would smack you up every now and then.
No, he didn't get to smack me up.
He didn't get to smack me up.
What'd you say?
He wanted to get, you know when a man from the damn nurse beat your eyes.
All right, but did you hit him, though?
Come on, man.
Hell no.
Bro, bro.
You didn't go crazy?
No, just like, you didn't do no something?
Yeah, you didn't do no bullshit.
Come on, I grew up with a black girls always be saying, they never tell you what they do.
Hyping up, though.
No, I swear to God.
Yeah, you bitch ass nigga.
Yeah, do it.
You teach a crooked nigga.
No, you just used to crazy.
That's what you probably said.
Boston Tea Party, nigga.
We fucked y'all up.
She probably don't even know about that.
I know.
1776, nigga.
Where's Boston?
Where's Boston?
Never mind.
All right.
You don't want Richie.
Oh, you funny.
Okay.
Let's go back in time.
What you trying to say?
No, I'm just not going to be able to do it.
No, no, no.
You didn't try to come for me.
Listen, back in time, June, when you were the guy, you made you jealous.
What was that scenario?
You know what?
I usually don't get jealous, but I'm glad I experienced it for the first time with my ex.
I got jealous when I saw that he still have his ex picture in his phone.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have to.
How dare that nigga like him, bro?
How do you fuck you?
Did you go on his phone and look at his pictures?
I did not go through his thumb.
I never actually checked his phone.
In fact, how'd you see it?
Yeah, I just got it.
So he was showing the picture of what a long time ago of what event that he was going.
He's trying to show him.
He's like, where are they?
Okay, randomly, like from three years ago.
Like, come on.
Like, he's going to have a picture of his girl.
Oh, my God.
He has every ex-picture on his phone.
You scroll through, like, you're going to see that.
I mean, I totally, yeah, but it's just when I see it, I'm just upset.
Like, did you threaten to?
Let me guess.
Did you threaten to leave him and pack your bag?
I did not.
That time?
No, no, no.
Did that dumbass type?
Yeah, I'm gonna leave.
She didn't pack the bag or something.
You didn't.
Okay, I stayed.
Okay, I stay.
Yeah.
Like, I got tired of begging her to stay.
He's like, are you not telling me to stay?
No, bitch, get out.
Oh, no.
I don't know where to go.
Oh, my God.
I'm homeless all time.
I'm home rich.
I don't have all time.
Oh, I'm home rich now.
I'm home rich.
No home.
No home, I make the ramen door now.
No home now.
Bitch, get out.
Oh, my God.
I'm not leaving.
Jackie, one more time.
Go home.
See, I actually love him, even though I thought him to love.
I just upset.
I just wish him to care more.
That's all.
Okay.
See, I just don't understand why men have.
He did it because a photo was in his phone of ex.
Yeah.
A few of them.
But just so you guys know, they don't know.
These niggas might not know the Lord.
Oh, the Lord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Lord is.
She had a dude that was rich.
He was like in his 50s or 60s or some shit.
White nigga.
And she would basically, every time she got mad at him, she would threaten to leave and pack her bag.
Oh.
And eventually, and eventually, the guy just stopped.
He said, you know, just leave.
For the life cycle, let her leave.
Oh, God.
Look back.
He called her bluff.
And yeah.
She had a sugar daddy.
No, no.
No, no.
They were like in a real relationship.
Like a sugar relationship.
Yeah, they were like in a relationship.
She was living there and all that, but then she would get mad and she would like threaten this shit and he would cave like a bitch ass nigga.
He's like, it was like probably like, oh, okay, don't leave.
Don't leave.
And then he said, do you miss him?
They're so sugar daddy.
I do.
Yeah, I do, but I do not wish to go back because I do want a real relationship.
Like, he's like.
How long have you been single now?
You know what?
A month.
A month.
She had just left him, I think, last time.
One month.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yo, I just don't understand why if men have a picture of their ex.
Well, I mean, he's a sugar bag.
But you have to scroll back for a minute, right?
A picture of your ex on your phone.
Like, I guarantee you.
If I went through, I probably would have a picture of my ex somewhere.
Yeah, I would.
I'd have to go scroll it, but I'd find it.
Yeah.
So just so you know, by June, I know he says of a girl he actually likes on his phone.
Yeah.
That's why I'm asking you guys.
Yeah, like I'm not going to go through and like delete it.
Like, oh, oh, my God, I hate this girl.
It's not the same.
For me, as a woman, I deleted everything.
Okay, what's your man?
I don't even keep memory.
So every man keeps their ex picture on the show.
I'll give you an example.
Why?
So, like, so like, if I went through my phone, right?
I'm probably going to have a picture of my ex on there because we're amicable.
We don't have any issues with each other.
I don't hate her.
She don't hate me.
Like, if anything, like, you know, it was my fault that the shit didn't work for her.
For real?
Yeah, she wanted a family.
So, like, and that's on me.
That's not on her.
I always take responsibility for that shit.
Like, no one should ever blame her.
It's on me.
She wants a family, and I'm not going to fucking hold her back.
But, but, yeah, like, but even if I hated her, like, you might just forget to delete it.
Like, you might just.
Someone was saying I hate this bitch.
She'd be like, go through it.
Oh, delete her.
Ex Picture Lore00:14:19
But, like, guys are, like, gonna actively.
A woman should do that, though.
Yeah.
Because for you guys, your job is to completely submit and be infatuated with the next guy.
Men, we're different.
Like, so we okay to delete our picture, but you guys are okay to say, but yeah, we're different.
We're better than you guys.
But for Shaman.
Wait, June.
June, June.
Coming to skip.
Was these pics, right?
Booty pics?
No, it's just a video of them doing stuff together, activities, stuff, but like, not like sex or anything.
Just like, you know, like having dinner together.
He probably forgot it, too.
Like, he probably, honestly, like, he had to go back a while, right, to find it?
Yeah.
So he probably forgot, bro.
Yeah.
I thought it was booty pics, man.
Before I first dated him, he also had like a lot of people.
You also got to remember, like, men don't care about like pictures like you guys do.
Like, you guys have a million pictures of yourselves on there.
Like, ah, baby, I'm sad.
Like, no, I see.
It's not like a sex tape.
No, no.
It's not a sex tip.
It's not a sex tip.
No, he's not like that.
That's why I brought it up.
Niggas in the chip.
Y'all don't know what time it is, bro.
You got some videos in that nigga.
You shouldn't be there.
The archives are not.
No, for real.
They ask.
Why does it always got to do that, bro?
Chris, why are you all, bro?
This nigga always got to act it out.
Yo.
Make noises and shit.
Like, why are you such a pervert, man?
Oh, my God.
Hey, listen, man.
The guys love that shit, bro.
The guys?
Yo, guys.
They love the entertainment.
That's what I meant.
Yo, this nigga always, hey, said do a twirl.
Come on, stand to a twirl.
Yo, guys, if there's one thing you gotta do before you lie, bro, go party with Chris.
Chris is hilarious.
He's in the club, like come here, twirl.
All right, first niggas.
Yo, the fresh guy.
Merry Christmas.
And then his best part.
He gets so drunk, he's like, hold on.
Dude, hold on.
The girl's like, Fresh, what did he say?
Oh, let me translate.
All right, guys.
Do you want that or you want?
And first of all, he's wrong.
I'm like, literally as fuck right now.
All right, he talks, man.
Yo, he talks, man.
You lit, nigga, right?
So I'm too cool to talk because I started in the club.
So I thought it would like to.
Okay, we're talking to club.
So Chris, first of all, nigga.
Freddy, quiet as fuck.
He don't say shit.
He smiles every now and then.
Or you want a nigga who's lit on life.
I'm not in a party, bro.
I'm not in that party.
No, we're the club, nigga.
We're having a good time.
No, I can what, nigga?
You're bugging as fuck.
People can't see you.
Say something, nigga.
First of all, I'm trying to see what's status in the club, nigga.
Yo, yo, this nigga be chill drunk.
He'd be like, no.
Fresh life Batman in the club.
You can't see that nigga.
No, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
Oh, real quick, guys.
I'm going to kill my kick stream.
Come on over to Fresh or Fit on Kick.
We're on Kick?
Yeah, we're like, Yeah, yeah.
Kill my Kickstream.
It's fine.
No worries.
You guys didn't.
I had to double check.
Yo, ask Ketchuk Club.
Come on over to Fresh or Fit on Kick, guys.
Okay, if you're watching on Kick, a lot of you niggas don't like to migrate.
You guys like Kick, so come on over to Fresh of Fit on Kick.
Drop the link in there for them, Mo, please.
Sorry, keep going.
You guys were arguing.
Yo, Chad.
Nobody can understand Chris.
This is not an argument.
If you've been with me on the boat or in real life, you know I'm lit.
My was there too.
Mine tried to hang on a yacht one time with us.
Well, I'll say this.
This is not an argument.
This is no, but we're lit, though, right?
Just facts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, if we if we get accomplished, what we got supposed to have accomplished, we're going to do another party.
Yeah, you will.
This party will be drunk, bro.
This will be the most literary party in history.
And yo, what is that?
Yo, dude, got the Michael Jackson shit with Chris?
What the fuck, bro?
Yo, Chad is crazy.
Yeah, we're going to do a party though.
But no.
Chris in the club is hilarious, man.
Probably, Chris, because you make it fun, bro.
I'll give you that.
Thank you, man.
It's very funny.
All right.
How drunk does he get, though, in there?
No, we're like, no, no, no.
Plastered.
Bro.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Hell yeah.
Chris, Chris, don't lie, nigga.
Yo, he'd be so drunk, he'd be like, yo, walking around?
Yo.
Charleston White said himself.
He's like, Chris, I'm never, I'm never fucked up in the club.
That's what he said.
And he's right, though.
Actually, bro, in person, Tarson White.
Is that Chris?
That's nothing fucked up in the club.
He acts like he make it home.
Yeah, before he gets home, nigga.
This is so funny, bro.
This is fun, nigga.
You're in the club with your homies.
Yeah, y'all be sat in there doing nothing.
So who the fuck is going to turn up?
I get it.
All right.
All right, ladies' headphones on.
Headphones on.
What's going on?
Okay.
I don't know what's going on.
I think she's.
You got diarrhea?
Yeah, type shit.
All right, wait, wait, wait, one at a time.
One at time.
Wait, one at time.
One at a time.
All right.
What about you?
Kiara.
Tell you you were jealous.
All right, let her just go.
Yeah, let's go.
Just go.
It's been a long time since I've been.
Oops.
It's been a long time since I've been jealous.
Recently, I haven't been that jealous, but you gotta use the bathroom.
Dr. Talking Bro, stop.
Go where?
Where are you going?
Lay in her bathroom, bro.
Oh, she's not born in the bathroom.
Oh.
She's leaving?
Yeah, I see.
Thank God.
Why is she leaving?
I don't know.
She was fun.
I like her.
I sound like her energy.
Wait, what?
No, I guess she's leaving, bro.
Yo, yo, that's weird as fuck, though.
What?
What is today?
I guess that sounds good.
You don't have a nerve, like, bro.
That was the strangest castle ever.
So, right.
That was weird.
Wait, so she diarrhea?
I'm confused.
No, no, she just left all of a sudden, like, randomly.
No, she did say tight shit.
Diarrhea.
She did say tight shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good one.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Cause she got twice in the bathroom already.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
That's weird as fuck, though, man.
Well, hey, bro, you sharp, man.
You gotta.
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas gotta dip sometimes.
You know what I mean?
Just make sure we double-check the chair.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Well, at least she didn't fart.
Yeah.
We would have died, nigga.
Oh, god, damn.
Okay, yo.
Garrett, she left so fast, like her last.
Like three weeks, bro?
She went with us like the mandem.
She's a sharp nigga.
All right.
No, but like, guys, like, that's scary as fuck, though.
Like, for a girl to all of a sudden, just fucking like, fuck it.
You know, it's over.
I'm leaving.
Well, bro, she probably had like a bowel issue, man.
Yeah, but told you after him and come back.
Yeah, then it was hitting.
It might have been over.
Might have been too.
Yo, that's that loose pooch.
You know what I'm saying?
It might have been too far gone, my friend.
She probably loose.
Okay.
Back in time.
Jealous of a situation with a guy.
So recently, I don't really get jealous anymore because like anymore.
It is what it is.
Good.
If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
But a long time ago, I did get jealous.
And my first boyfriend, we never did anything, but we were together from 6th grade to 10th grade until I moved.
And every time...
All right, man, FC, man.
Shut up.
Wait, no, let me just say.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
She wanted them too.
Where are we going here, man?
She tried to blackmail niggas.
What's the movie?
You can't trust these people, bro.
No, it's just that, like, whenever he would want to do something, I would break up with him.
And then he'll get with another girl.
And I'll get jealous.
And then he'll break up with that girl to get back.
That's a middle school relax.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it'll just be recycled.
What about when you're in it of age?
Yeah, of age.
You have anything like 18.
You know.
Maybe like some subway battle in public.
I don't know.
Yeah.
He was like, put low.
Nigga said, make me a sandwich.
You said, no, or something out of those, though.
The public subs are pretty good, Diana.
They're fire.
What's the one that you mentioned?
You said, what's up?
Chicken tender sub.
Come on, man.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I get with a rap.
That's what the black people eat.
Wait, I'm black.
Yeah.
I get it with a wrap, only 240 calories, and I get spicy sauce.
Bro, are you having bowel things too?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, sorry.
Okay, that's fine.
As long as you're not like.
Yeah, she's about.
I guess it's contagious.
She got a little bit of ass.
I'll give it up.
Oh, my God.
No, cheap.
On a dead homies, she got some house, though.
On dead homes.
I mean, yeah, you're fighting.
One homie died.
Clear up.
She kept saying on dead homies.
I think she, I know she bad now.
Most Peruvians have no ass, bro.
Swear to God.
I'm in a Peruvian with the fat ass movie.
One.
Okay, that's only Peruvian.
That's what I'm saying.
Uncle No Ass, bro.
Anyhow, okay, ladies, let's go back this way.
Now, tell me a time.
What's nigga here, Door?
Why are you looking at the cow, bro?
What's wrong?
This is like retarded, bro.
He's actually so cute.
You can see he was like sleeping.
His hat is down.
Hero.
Bro, this nigga retarded.
Hero, you okay?
Look.
He's actually so cute.
Look at his arm, nigga.
Look at his arm, bro.
What's wrong with this nigga, bro?
What the fuck?
What's wrong with this?
Hero, bro.
You okay, buddy?
Nigga, dude.
Hero.
Yeah, get his ass, bro.
Get him.
All right, can he listen to any commands?
Like, let's see.
Hero.
No, get him.
Get him here.
Get him.
He's so confused.
He's so commanded in his life.
This nigga useless, bro.
Tell you.
This nigga Hero is the most useless dog ever.
This nigga's a cat, bro.
This nigga can't do nothing.
This nigga can't do nothing.
Even Frank be looking at him like, nigga, what do you do?
Where's Frank?
Man, I wish I had Frank here.
God damn it, Angie.
Yo.
Just look that nigga, bro.
I had him for like, in any case, I ain't gonna lie, I had him for like two weeks, though.
He's a great dog.
She was like, yeah, to me.
This nigga don't do nothing.
Look at him.
He's just licking himself, bro.
He's a primadonna.
Look at this nigga.
He's blessed.
He's a fucking cat.
He looks good.
Show this nigga.
Show this nigga.
Come on.
He is a cat.
He's a cat.
He's got a cat.
Come on, man.
This nigga a cat, bro.
Hero.
He was licking himself the whole time.
He was licking the couch, too, until we caught him.
Go bite him in the balls.
Go by the balls, nigga.
Go bite him.
Nigga, what the fuck?
Why would you do that?
All right, never mind, nigga.
Yeah.
We don't do nothing, bro.
Yo.
Hero literally has zero utility besides getting girls, bro.
I mean, that's the only reason this nigga fresh got him, bro.
That's not true.
This nigga has nothing to do with him.
No, actually, first of all, I love him, okay?
This nigga can't do nothing, though.
I love this nigga, bro.
You aren't lying, though.
What?
What?
No, I mean, yeah.
So what's it to you?
Yeah, I'll fuck you.
Yo, this nigga can't do nothing.
Yeah, but he's a chick magnet.
And I really, no, he is a chick magnet.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why you always take him.
But like, besides that, this nigga's useless.
This is the only reason Fresh even has.
Bro, I realize how useless this nigga is.
Look, he's looking at me because we're the ops.
I realize how useless this nigga was, bro.
When I had Frank, I was like, yo, Hero, can you like say, Paul?
Can you give me a handshake?
Can you do anything?
No.
Nigga, don't do nothing.
So, guys, there's some lore here.
Back in the day, maybe my reverse met.
Him and Hero were beefing.
He was still beefing.
Hero saw him.
We're still beefing.
I don't like this.
Jumped on his clothes, got him dirty.
Fucked him up.
He was in my bed.
He was mad.
Yeah.
And his bed, too.
Yeah.
Fuck this nigga.
Yeah, shed.
But this one time, we were in the car after a late-night recording with some shows.
I got Wendy's.
He bought Hiro a sandwich from Wendy's.
Very nice.
I got him some chicken.
Hero threw up after that.
I swear to God, at that point, he swore revenge on my river.
Yeah, so at that point, Jesse go in Martin's bed and walk around and it's like I always have black shit.
All my shit's black.
So this nigga, what he does is he goes in my room.
Good job, he jumps on the bed and he rolls around and shit like that.
And he leaves all kinds of white stuff all over the place.
On purpose.
And then you need to lift my shit.
And he sheds like crazy.
He's smart, bro.
He's smart.
Oh, yeah.
And he does it on my rug, too.
In the Federation X room?
He goes in the residence.
Look at him.
Look at this nigga.
Look at him.
Look at him.
That's my shit.
This is my shit.
Shut down, Couch, nigga.
I swear to look at this guy, bro.
I haven't had a beef with this nigga for years.
He is the ops, bro.
I don't fuck with this nigga, bro.
Yo, boss, what are you talking about?
I don't like him, bro.
Boss, look at that.
Yo, Fresh.
That nigga's sheds are sweaty.
And all the carpets, all the carpets are black, and this nigga purposely walks around like this to fuck it up.
And it's Shax, man.
He's like, stop shaking on my head, bro.
Yo, you know how many vacuums I've lost because of this room?
Bro, Mario.
These Dysons are expensive.
No, yo, I'm not kidding.
No, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no.
Fuck this shit.
Please let him know.
Bro, I spent like $3,000 on fucking vacuums because of this cow.
Bro, Fresh didn't pay for none of them.
Fresh, it's true, man.
Anything funny?
I'm like, yo, don't bring him around.
He still praises him.
Fresh.
I have dark treats and everything, man.
Hero with my mother bed.
He got a complaint suit.
He went check out of my back, my nigga.
What are you doing, nigga?
I'm like, I ain't fresh, nigga.
First of all, first of all, I can't bring the hoes over fresh, but he's a hero because he checks all over the place.
Hero is not useless.
He did his job.
Fuck y'all niggas up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Mario!
This is gonna be hero green.
It's like five minutes of motion.
Niggas are pissed.
I went to throw out the garbage right for five minutes.
That nigga hero sat on top of my coach on the couch.
I'm like, hero, I do all places you never sat in the country for.
I left.
My shit was fucked up with fur.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, bro.
But listen, she get disrespectful, bro.
Listen, Shibas are assholes.
Okay, Shiba Inus are assholes.
He's nice to me, okay?
He treats Frank like shit.
He treats Frank like shit.
He pushes Frank around and shit.
Like, this nigga's an asshole, bro.
Bro, look at that nigga camera, bro.
Let's move on, man.
Let's give him a break.
He's a good dog.
He's a good dog.
All right.
Where were we in?
Wait, So, so, so actually, he gave he taught Frank how to like jump on my bed and just sit there and shit.
Now, Frank does that shit.
Because this nigga.
All right, so that's not terrible.
No, it's bad, bro.
Oh, whatever.
Take Control of Your Wallet00:02:28
Where's my sponsor?
Oh, dude, you got this one?
I got this one.
I've been reading.
I got a piss anyway.
Yeah.
My reading skills are getting better, ladies.
So bear with me here.
It's fine.
All right.
Where's my sponsor?
Can you the soundboard, please?
Mo's in the bathroom.
You gotta run it.
He's thinking of shit by himself.
Oh, hold on.
Where's the soundboard?
Wait, do I have that sound?
No.
Stop it.
Get some help.
That's fine.
Stop it.
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All right.
So, Miss Prue.
Yes.
So the chat wants you to stand up and do a twirl.
What?
To like set up and model, do a little twirl.
You have a nice body.
Yeah.
Twirl.
Look at us.
Chill something.
Woo.
All right.
Oh, all right.
Three.
Do a 360.
360.
360.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spin.
Yeah, spin.
And do some spin.
Yeah, remember, polka dot.
Polka dot.
Okay.
Just like Pocahontas a little bit.
No chill.
Pocahontas.
I got in that and what's the sound?
Jasmine?
Yeah.
From Aladdin?
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Rumble's Polka Dot Spin00:06:02
I ain't gonna lie, Freshie kind of like that.
It's look good.
I love it.
Oh, just so you know, you're his type.
I ain't gon' lie.
Oh! Oh!
Chim- Chim- Pum!
Can't go!
Okay.
But, uh, would you let Mo eat you out, though?
What the fuck?
Come on, I'm an innocent.
First of all, I'm an innocent.
Let's go rubber and donate to the church.
Let's go rumble.
Guys, what the fuck, Chris?
Come on, man.
I mean, I mean, I expected nothing less.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, well, what Jack said.
Okay, never mind.
What's Jazz saying?
Five out of ten.
It's a hide.
It's, you know.
Oh, my God.
W prove.
Flame Haran said Hoka Hantis.
That's funny.
Okay, so ladies, real quick, why would a woman get jealous?
Or let's say the guys watching here, how do they make a woman jealous in your eyes?
We'll start here.
Guys watching, he wants to make his girlfriend jealous.
How would you do that?
Probably flirting with another girl in front of me.
Just describe flirting.
What does that mean?
Like, you mean like just talking, or you mean like actually touching and like saying like she got a fat ass in front of her?
Yeah.
Or saying like, um.
I don't know.
Or just like, okay, we're going, we're in the store.
Yeah.
And we're like picking stuff out.
Here comes this baddie.
He's like, he breaks his neck.
He's like, what that?
And I'm like, that makes me jealous.
Like, you should be looking at me.
Okay.
That's fair.
But yeah.
Honestly, to be honest with you, women usually don't get jealous unless they love you.
Good point, good point.
Like I said, if a woman don't get jealous of you, then she don't love you.
But for me, for example, just normal respect, obviously, you know.
But like, I usually don't get jealous.
Like, like, like, my ex was very, like, had a high network, like, like, just very big, socialized, you know.
Social life, yeah.
Yeah, social life.
So he would talk to a lot of people, and I totally understand.
But like, when I see that, but he usually never do anything disrespectful.
Just that one time that I see just a picture of his ex.
I'm just not okay with that.
That's all.
That was even not bad, though.
But yeah, I mean, if, okay, so he's a wealthy man, okay?
We were on his yacht.
There's a girls, a few girls, come talk to him, obviously.
And I saw that he was talking with them.
Oh, shit.
Yo, yo, yo, chat.
Terberv on YouTube.
Violet Myers.
That's what you look like.
Who's Violet Myers?
Yo, Okay.
All my gooners in the chat.
Okay, listen.
I should know this shit, but I know this shit.
Who?
Violet Myers.
That's you right now.
The proven version.
I'm a trippin' or no?
I want to see.
I don't actually see.
Viola Myers.
But like, safe search.
Safe search.
Oh, no.
I'm telling you, bro.
That's it.
Send me a picture.
Violet Myers.
Yo, you know who that is, right?
Wait, who's that?
Vietnam Myers?
No, who's that?
The porn star.
Oh.
I do not.
I don't know.
They look kind of similar.
Google her.
Let's see.
Safe.
Of course.
Nigga, I saw her in real life.
Nigga, of course they know her.
I'm just saying.
At a convention.
Well, yeah, I was going to say you, because you went to a convention, didn't you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you saw her?
She's pretty bad, by the way.
She's pretty bad.
You said something about it?
I'm just saying.
That's a compliment.
Kind of.
Kind of.
She's beautiful, right?
Well, you did say she's bad.
I don't know what.
Yeah.
Are you guys?
Well, if you guys are going to pull up a picture, please don't pull it.
It has to be cleaned up.
Yeah, don't pull up a new please run on YouTube.
I was doing the filter of the.
Yeah, make sure you pull up like one of her fully clothes, please.
A safe one.
Safe, stay clothed.
Am I doing this switch?
Oh, I. Wait, hold on.
See, real niggas know, bro.
Niggas know time it is, bro.
If you're a gooner nigga, you should know her by heart.
Well, yeah, lots of niggas are gooners.
Nigga, we all been there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Keeping it.
It's a good convention.
Someone says the Goonies are not shit.
Oh my god.
French, did you say go to Rumble?
Did you say Cut?
Did you say Cut?
We should go to Rumble.
Yeah, we go to Rumble.
Oh, yeah.
How long has it been on?
About two hours.
Rumble time.
All right.
Switch over to Rumble, niggas.
We'll show you guys some more.
Yeah, we'll show it out, Rumble.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on over to Rumble, guys.
We got, what, 13, 14,000 of you guys watching right now live?
So come on over, guys.
A lot of y'all niggas in here, man.
W chats, man.
What's up, Shot?
I promise you, though, like, those conventions are fun.
Oh, I'm sure.
You get to see in real time all the simps line up for people.
Oh, yeah.
It's probably very red-pilling.
And I'm like, for a photo, it's very red pilling.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And then going there as a nigga like you, you probably knew well.
Well, I bring, you know, Santa to the beach.
Oh, you brought a chick with you?
Yeah.
Whoa, yo.
Yo, that's one for one.
That's her?
Wait.
Yeah, no, no, no.
See, that's my daddy.
That's actually stunning, Andrea.
Yeah, they do look alike.
Wow, shit.
Yeah.
Only thing is she has no ass like that.
Yeah, you're right.
Like she has some ass.
You know what?
But face?
Do the same pose.
No.
No.
Myron, whatever.
Really, nigga, you love?
She all set up and did a little twirl.
And that's okay.
All right.
For proven, she's doing pretty good.
Chris's voice.
Hey, listen, I do it for the chat, bro.
Chat, nigga.
And for me.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
You're serious.
Okay.
We got any more chats here or no?
Yeah.
Oh, niggas.
See, the Gooner niggas are already putting pictures up all over the place, man.
Anonymous.
Hey, Myron.
You should do a video on Erica Kirk, how this proves what you've always said, or said.
She was Charlie's first.
Maid Services Revolution00:06:44
He didn't have any experience with women prior, and she was able to trick him and then ruining his legacy.
So curious your opinion on this R.A.P. Bro, I mean, honestly, the whole there's a reason why I don't really talk about it too much, bro.
Like, the whole turning point drama, I don't really, you know what I mean?
It's like, I think it's, I don't, I don't think it's really worth coverage, man.
I mean, yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, look, it's what it is, bro.
Like, bro, she got forced into it.
Like, what do y'all want?
Like, he literally had, like, in his will and shit.
Like, he wanted her to, like, take over the business.
And that's what she's doing.
So it's like, you know, it is what it is.
But yeah, I mean, you guys already know this.
Like, Christianity is not going to save you from female nature.
I think we've all established this now.
It's definitely not, Sarah.
You know, virginity is not going to, you know, as being a virgin as a guy is like, you're just asking yourself to get slaughtered, bro.
Like, it's absolutely foolish for a man in 2026 or beyond to be a virgin on their wedding night.
Like, it's just not intelligent.
Fucks.
It's just not intelligent.
And any girl that tells you that she's a virgin, there's going to be an extremely high likelihood that she's lying to you, unfortunately.
Stop the cat.
That's just the world that we're in now.
It's what it is.
So, yeah.
All right.
All right.
View counters, guys.
Your boy Eddie says, since women don't like the question, what do you bring to the table?
Here's another question.
If a man is taking care of everything for you, what are you doing for him to make his life easier?
A lot of things.
That's fair.
Yeah.
We'll start here.
Oh, I'm vibing with him, right?
That's for one.
What does that mean, though?
Like, we're chilling.
You know what I mean?
Like, we're chilling.
You could chill anybody.
But that's my man.
You know, my rich man vibing with.
What was the question again?
Okay, so the question is, if a man is taking care of everything for you, what are you doing for him to make his life easier?
And also, I love cooking.
I love cleaning.
You know what I mean?
I like the traditional roles.
You know what I mean?
Do you know if you're taking care of everything?
Oh, make sure the home's held down.
You can hire a maid.
Oh, you know what?
If you want, why then you know what I mean?
Give me the money you would have given the maid.
Hire me as your maid, actually.
You know what I mean?
And win for win, whatever.
He's already paying all your bills.
Then what do you want me to do?
Like, I don't know.
Okay, what about you?
What about you?
I think, sorry, bring stability emotionally besides having everything organized.
Because if he's being a provider, then like you have to try to balance everything out as well.
I don't know if that's making sense or not.
No.
No?
Okay, cool.
I don't know.
Remember, his life is already hard.
Right.
How can you make it easier?
Having everything done for him, I guess.
But I don't know.
I feel like I've always liked a balance economically.
All right, are you going to let him have sex with other girls?
No.
Oh.
Yeah, but like.
So he could hire a maid.
Hire an assistant.
Gotcha.
What about you?
Well, to be honest with you, I done it all.
When I was in a relationship, what did I bring to the table?
Are you going to let him smash other girls?
No.
Yeah, you women are all cooked, bro.
Unless if he gives you a little bit of a chance.
Are you okay on smashing other girls?
Oh, no.
Not the slightest bit.
No.
No.
You're not okay with that.
No.
You know what?
There's one condition I would say.
Yeah, you guys are all cooked, man.
No, there's one condition.
Yeah.
What's the condition?
Okay.
So if he married me, he gave me the expensive ring, like five carat.
He has.
What's a five carat ring?
I don't know.
A diamond.
A diamond ring.
How much would that cost?
Oh, my God, like 300K or more.
What the?
What the?
Yo.
I want an expensive ring.
See, CeeCee, listen, that's what I said.
There's only one.
In February, June.
I don't care.
That is my one condition.
You can do whatever you want if you give me whatever I wanted.
Period.
Fair enough.
Period.
Period.
Look what Mario said.
What do you bring for 300K?
Oh, I bring everything.
I can, as a woman, we okay, we can make a house as a home.
I can, you know, give him children, you know, provide everything for him, make him life easier.
Yo, I can be a maid, the mother of France.
60K.
He need a surrogate.
60K.
Surrogate.
Yeah, 300K.
That's a lot harder life.
It's cheaper.
See, that's the crazy part.
He can afford it.
Yeah, but like, why should he give you money?
Free money.
Huh?
It's free money.
Because he asked me what I bring to.
I bring a lot of things to the table.
What do you bring to the table?
Oh, I can make his life easier.
I wash, I clean, I cook, I do make his life easier by him having to spend a lot of money and diet.
Okay, that's just only one job.
Man, his one job is to provide.
Okay, so now you gotta provide some bitches.
Can you do that?
Well, only if he can give me what I want, and he can have any bitches he wants.
Only safety, and you cannot do that.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but no, no, but what I'm saying is, like, if you can do that, he ain't gonna get you a 300k ring for that, bro.
I can do that only if he can get me what I need.
Okay, there's girls that will take a 3k ring and do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, 3k.
Look, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
I'm gonna help you guys out.
Do you guys want a rich man?
Obviously.
Yeah.
Right?
You're gonna have to be okay with other women.
Period, Pooh.
Only if he can provide me more than any other woman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
June, chill.
June, you gotta.
I don't know, but for me honestly, I'm not exactly.
It's too early.
We just start 23.
Wait, too early June.
We just start 23.
How old did you rent, June?
Huh?
Like your rent money.
My rent just for an apartment.
Per month.
Yeah, per month.
With every bill that I have calculated, it's almost $5,000 a month.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, yeah, okay.
June, okay.
June, July, August, September.
Bye.
See you.
September, bro.
Damn.
You know what?
Okay, no, beside the dungeon.
You know where you live, nigga.
Obviously.
What the fuck?
She's here at Brickle Pride.
I live in my.
One bedroom or two bedroom?
One bed.
One bed.
One bed, two bucks.
Is it F I?
I'll tell you later.
Okay.
But it's like two blocks from here.
God damn, that shit's expensive as fuck.
What's she getting?
Jude?
Yo, one bed.
5 Capric.
Yo, no, no.
Just apartment itself is $2,700.
But like, I'm talking about bill overall that I have that I had to spend.
It was like almost $5,000.
Why?
A month?
Yeah, for what?
I have Amax.
I'm like that on Amax, but like, yeah, but what are you buying?
No, that was when I was used to travel.
So past that.
From the past, from like, it's a charge card.
You gotta pay back.
I know, I know.
I might get on interest.
So, like, it's kind of get on.
You know, they're cooking her ass with the interest.
Amex?
Amax cards.
Amax is the scam.
Don't use AMAX.
North Korea's Real Niggas00:09:33
Yo, them Jewish niggas.
Ah!
Got her.
They got her.
Damn.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
They own by that.
Yeah.
I do not know.
They own everything.
Really?
They own everything.
Yeah.
You didn't know.
No wonder why.
No, I didn't know.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, now.
Pinterest as a whole.
Chase two.
So finesse.
Oh, my God.
You Siri, my friend.
Look it up.
Are Thai Christians?
Or Catholics?
Catholic.
Thai?
Yeah, what are you?
Oh, we have any religion.
But I'm mine Buddhism.
Don't laugh at me.
Why are you laughing at me like that?
Shoot!
Shoot!
Shoo!
Oh, you say it's a Buddha show!
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with Buddhist?
Stupid pagans.
Pointed the pagan.
Pointed the dumb pagan.
Buddha was saying.
What's going on?
I've been waiting to do this.
I've been wanting to point at a pagan and laugh at them.
Dubby.
You know, and niggas worship.
Like a fucking shit.
She's going to go to the Nirvana?
Karma.
Whatever.
She goes to the mountain.
At the top, she's down and says, No debt.
No debt.
Londe.
Gone.
Finish.
Look at that.
It's about inner peace.
It's about inner peace.
Every time we get a pagan on the show, we gotta just roast him.
I hate you.
Whatever.
We're actually doing it.
We're actually kind of.
She wears those idols.
She says, Buddha, please.
No debts.
Nirvana.
No debts.
No dad.
No doubt.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, yo, Chad.
A rumble.
Chuzzy, bro.
Yo, shout out to all the pagan niggas.
Shout out to yo.
Oh my god.
It could be worse.
She could be Indian.
What?
Yo.
Oh, yeah.
Hindu niggas?
Oh.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yo, that's some bullshit.
I can't wait till we get an Indian nigga.
Wait, an Indian Chicago roast.
That's some fresh bullshit.
Bullshit.
Yo, Chad says, fellas, long-time listener, it's refreshing to hear what your podcast is saying.
Through my years, I always love to knock a bitch off her pedestal.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Yo, no ball.
That was not me.
Super chatter.
Not my opinion.
It's just a joke that he said.
Yo, that's crazy, bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
Totally people already.
Yo, Chad, like, yo, Chad.
This is all chat, nigga.
Chat, chill, bro.
Chill, chill.
Yo, look at that.
Crime stoppers, bro.
Yo.
Wow.
Abortion clinic, crime stoppers, nigga.
Yo, fresh up this nigga.
Don't touch this.
Don't touch this nigga.
Just a mother.
No, no, no.
I'm like, no, nigga.
Don't do it like this, nigga.
Don't do like this.
Okay?
We're going to move forward.
Hey, hey, hey, chat, niggas.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Who's that?
Crime Stoppers, bro.
I'm cooking.
I mean, but I'm lie to you, bro.
I'm cooking.
I don't lie to you, man.
I'm cooking.
That's not so far off the truth, bro.
Yo.
Okay.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
What the fuck, T-Right?
T-Reich.
Yo.
Ghetto Goku.
Wait, is he back?
Get a Goku?
Is he back?
T-Rey says, you're not worth a 5k ring.
You expect a man to pay high prices for a girl with high bodies?
Oh, shit.
He's calling you out.
Oh.
You have anything you want to say back to him?
You're going to get carbon.
Wait, wait, let me try to understand for a second.
Can I read again?
Can I read again?
I'm trying to understand what he's saying.
He says, You're not worth a 5k ring.
You expect a man to pay high prices for a girl with high bodies.
Oh, he said I have a high body cow.
I do not care, bitch.
Oh, tell him, sis.
Get his ass.
I bet you don't even have holes, bitch.
I bet you fetch a jerk off, bitch.
Oh, my God.
You're a.
She might be in the hoes, bro.
And she's going to kill an eat hero after this.
What the fuck?
What?
No.
Wait, what?
No.
Wait, what?
No.
I mean, you know what they eat in Thailand, right?
They eat dogs?
Yeah, nigga.
No.
Who told you that?
You niggas eat crickets.
That's shit.
I'm watching documentaries.
Hey, I watch the documentaries, bro.
I watch Discovery Channel.
I've been watching y'all niggas eat.
You guys eat everything.
You guys eat crickets?
No, Flies?
No, no.
Listen, they eat skin.
Horses?
Scorpion, yes.
They eat bamboo worms.
A horse.
Yes.
Huh?
Who ate a horse?
I do not know.
She's trying to play it off.
Nigga, you think if they don't eat a scorpion, they won't eat a dog, nigga?
Come on, man.
They ain't even eat a Japanese dog.
Top ops, bro.
Oh, we killed this Japanese dog now.
Yo.
They eat crocodile.
They eat that in Florida.
Gator broke.
Yeah.
Gator breaks.
They eat them in Florida.
Yeah, it's weird, though.
No, I've never eaten Gator, but they said it tastes bad.
No, it tastes really good.
I don't know.
Somebody told me that it tastes like chicken.
I never tried.
That's what I heard.
I never tried.
I heard dry chicken.
No, better chicken.
Yeah, it's really good.
You tried it?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's really good.
Dude, really?
Better than chicken?
Is it better than Raytheon Kane's?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Raising Kane's is kind of booty.
How do you eat a grilled male?
How do you, how do you guys?
It's pretty good.
It's fine, bro.
Just grilled?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Nigga, she's 19, nigga.
She don't know no shit.
Catch.
Booty?
What the fuck?
Cat says, oh, four US dog females left.
Prove me wrong, ladies.
Name through.
I can name one in my country.
We'll start here.
We'll start here.
You can't name USA, Canada, Mexico, Thailand, or Peru.
You can't repeat whatever the girl said before you.
Yep.
Or Germany.
You can't repeat.
All right.
So three countries.
You can't repeat whatever was said before.
You got this.
We'll start here.
Okay, let's go.
Paraguay.
This is the first one I can think of.
Austria.
And.
Do you paint?
Do I paint?
Yeah, I can paint.
Sorry.
Next one.
Austria and there's Australia.
Can I say Australia?
Yeah.
Australia.
Fresh.
Fresh is off the red line there.
What about you?
Are we fresh, Ligu?
Korea, Russia, Japan.
All right, which Korea, nigga?
Thank you so much.
South Korea, yeah.
Okay, South Korea.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd have more respect if she said North Korea, bro.
Yeah, let's get her a blanket after Buck Myers.
Yeah, yo.
Yeah, I would have.
Why does she say North Korea, bro?
North Korea is the real niggas, bro.
They don't play.
Yo.
North Korea still counts as a country.
Yeah.
Yo, North Korea is like, they don't give a fuck, bro.
Who's worse, China or North Korea?
Norse.
Like a bigger threat to America or like not give a fucking dude.
Not give a fuck a dude.
North Korea.
Oh, shit.
Yo, those niggas don't give a fuck, bro.
Like, both categories.
Thank you.
Yeah, well, well, China is like more dangerous to us, like, for real.
Yeah.
Like North Korea just like, you know, has nuclear weapons and their country's like fucked up, but they have like they have nuclear weapons and they don't care.
Like, yo, like they took a.
Did you hear about they took a college student?
21-year-old white dude from like, I think like somewhere in the Midwest.
Yeah.
Warm burger or something like that.
Bro, they arrested him.
You know what they arrested him for?
What?
He took a sign down.
Yeah, paint.
Yeah.
That talked about the grand leader, the grand leader.
And they treated it like an espionage.
And he got 15 years of hard labor and he basically passed out, was unconscious.
They brought him back to America and he died.
Came back from a vegetative state.
In a vegetative state.
They think that he tortured, they tortured and beat him, which I think too.
But yeah, he went to jail, bro.
He was at a hotel.
And he was white.
Yeah, white dude.
Like, when he was in college and everything, a college student, he was, he went to, you did a tour.
He went to North Korea with a bunch of other international students, international people, and he was at a hotel and they caught him on camera.
He took a poster down, bro, is what he did.
That talked about the grand leader, the supreme leader, and niggas put him in jail.
And they made him have a trial.
And he confessed everything and all this other shit.
Chase cooked, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
North Korea has extremely, and he got 15 years of hard labor prison.
Came back.
Like, you know, see, as a pro-black man, we stay in our country.
Yeah, bro.
You mentioned watermelon?
Bro.
And I ain't doing that, bro.
That's what I'm talking about.
I care to thousand with y'all.
Yo, you should never go to Russia or North Korea or any of these countries that are adversaries of the United States because they'll fucking kidnap your ass and use you as a tool.
That's what they did with Brittany Griner.
Oh, yeah.
For a war criminal.
Bro, we traded her for Victor Bout, man.
War criminal.
That guy sold a bunch of weapons.
The Virgin of Death was his name.
And we traded a fucking Dyke for that.
Yo, Cook, bro.
Nigga.
Pull it.
It's like trading a holographic charger for a fucking like energy pack.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
That's us, bro.
A blind version.
She's next.
No one's time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Three.
Three country.
I have Indonesia.
Malaysia.
I have Philippines.
Yeah, that was a warming.
Okay, yeah, that's okay.
Asian colours.
What about you?
Iceland.
Hungary.
And Jamaica.
Oh.
Yeah.
She's been here so long, I guess.
Daughter's Warning00:07:16
Mom.
Brazil works here.
Good night, ladies.
All right.
Chase the man is back.
Remember, he's an old super chatter.
Back in the day, Chase the Man.
Okay.
What's up, Chase?
Chuck D. Man here.
Chase the Man says, It's an old school guy, man.
Chuck, Chase, bro.
It's been a while.
Yeah, we'll make it.
Come back, niggas.
On YouTube, it'll be amazing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, tomorrow, 9 a.m., niggas.
Chase Johnson, be on Twitter.
What do you call a 500-pound woman with yeast infections?
A whopper sandwich with blue cheese.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Was that really necessary?
Chase, come on, bro.
Chase, bro.
He's a blue cheese.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck, man?
Oh.
Oh.
Nigga heard the CJ song.
Yeah.
Nigga heard whoopsie for the first time.
Madam Make a Joke.
Whoop T. Faggot.
Okay.
T-Right.
We got one ready.
Your boy Eddie.
Oh, yeah, ladies, you can say whatever you want now.
Yeah, it's a Rum Rumble.
Yeah.
You can say everything.
Why are they taking pictures?
What the fuck?
Bro, stop sexually harassing our staff, niggas.
Wait, is that Mo?
What?
I don't know.
They Photoshop some weird shit.
Oh, Castle Club.
It's a Castle Club.
I don't know what that is.
No, what is that?
I don't know.
What is that?
Oh, Melissa Eel.
What the fuck?
Yeah, this is disgusting.
Oh, your boy Eddie.
Since women don't like the question, what do you bring to that one?
Aloha Snack Bar 69 says, Ladies, if your daughter came to you and said her husband cheated on her, but he makes $250,000 a year, his six phone is in shape, would you tell her to accept it and get over it or leave him?
Start with you.
What would you say?
Leave him or stay.
I'd tell her to do what she wants.
You know what I mean?
That's a good question.
She wants my advice.
She wants your advice.
She wants my like, you know, mama, your help, mom.
Please help me.
Daughter, you know what I mean?
Like, do whatever your heart tells you to do.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're a mom.
No, that's what my parents did.
You wouldn't jump.
Mom, fuck my heart.
I want your advice.
Yeah.
You want my advice?
I'd tell her.
Don't be a bitch, please.
Huram, sweetie.
You know.
Come on, mom.
Bro, I would just tell her not to stay with him.
You know what I mean?
Thank you.
Yeah, I would just tell her.
What about you?
What would you tell your daughter?
It depends.
If they have kids, I would say, like, maybe try therapy or like try working through it.
Okay.
If not, then just leave.
Yeah.
But, mom, he might cheat on me again.
What the fuck?
That's what therapists for if they have kids.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I would ask her if she's like, love him.
You know, I'm not going to tell him.
I'm not going to tell her.
She does leave him.
Not all women marry just for money, like you.
Hey, I have a feeling too.
You acted like I was not having kids.
I love him.
I love him.
You actually are not loving me, bro.
I gave him my all listen.
I did.
But I would like see if she like loves him.
She does.
If she does love him.
And then what is this?
Put the price in the marriage?
10k now.
And then, and then, like I said, if she loves him, and then she decides, like I said, if they don't have a kid and then she was not married, then I guess like either leave him or ask more.
Bro, okay.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't know what you just said, nigga.
It was too low for me.
I would tell her to stay.
All right.
If she married me.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
She's been here too long.
No, like, just generally.
She can stay, but you won't stay.
I'm confused.
Almond cheat.
Would you rather have the one that's taking care of you or the one that's gonna like stress yourself out?
You might get cheat earlier, right?
Well, that was middle school days, right?
Yeah, I remember.
But I used to check it out.
She's Jewish, bro.
Okay.
That's what they do.
She's trying to do it.
I didn't grow up Jewish.
Espionage.
Can you Hebrews?
Still Jew tactics.
No.
I know a little bit of German.
Gutskin Avenue.
I know a little bit of German too.
How'd you say oven in German?
I'm still learning.
I want to go to the Netherlands.
So just learn German.
Just learn oven in German, bro.
Come on, man.
Why oven?
How do you say it?
Why oven?
Yeah.
Okay, we got some more chats here.
I love stop bar.
No, we don't already.
This nigga, man.
Hey, you asked about an Austrian pater, man.
I was kidding, bro.
Okay.
You too.
I was kidding, too.
You're serious.
Niggas kidding, too.
No, I know.
When's there?
There's supposed to be a big announcement today about censorship.
Tomorrow, nigga.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Thursday.
9 a.m.
Tune into his Twitter account.
Yes, repo's coming very soon.
Yeah.
Nigga, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh, my gosh.
Here, come.
I'm telling you, bro.
She can't do nothing, bro.
Oh, my God.
I love this.
This is crazy.
But what?
You see the comment earlier.
It's so funny.
Director K, I would have spent $3 on Lingling.
Come on, man.
Come on, Ghetto Goku.
What do you want to say back to him, Lingling?
Broke.
Oh, shit.
She said broke.
There you go.
Broke.
Period.
Well, I'll be honest.
How does Goku get money?
That nigga's got it broke.
How did she cheat?
Popoma for me.
The fighting tournaments pay a lot.
But he didn't even win them shits.
Oh, shit.
He never won.
He didn't win.
Bulma, though, it's Bulma.
Yeah, Boma, Boma fine.
I'm gonna have somebody, yeah, yeah, all right.
What's up next?
Yeah, you realize, like, Goku really is a deadbeat dad, bro.
But he also overcomes it with leveling up and becoming better.
Yeah, but you better go on, man.
You're so bad.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah.
All right.
He's about you now.
Yeah, this is a good man.
He's just here to fuck my shit.
Why is this asshole red?
I don't.
It's a guitar pick.
Look at this shit's red.
What the fuck?
I don't know why it's fresh.
I'm just saying, general, they get hold of it.
It's so cool.
Let's move forward.
Fuck.
Yo, yo, yo, out of nowhere.
No, no, because, dude, she was normally like, yeah, but fresh, but fresh.
It's a lights in the studio.
Oh, yeah, right.
It's lights.
Okay.
Look at this thing, bro.
Like, what?
What?
Yo, I can't go.
Hero right now.
He's so cute.
Like, yo, Spuddy.
He always does this shit, man.
All right.
No respect, bro.
Tasty Man again says, what do you call it when you finish inside a lady after sex?
Loading the dishwasher.
That was actually pretty good.
They girls are like, wait, what?
I'm mad.
All right.
Halo says two glitches.
Do you guys know what is the most romantic thing to say to Chinese girl?
Ping Chong lick dick dong.
She's tired.
You're so stupid.
Oh my gosh.
Asian Slaves Discussion00:03:01
You can't even tell Asian apart.
I mean, I mean.
I mean, they're all in the same.
Oh, yeah.
Fresh.
Ties are a little bit more.
They're like the nigger Chinese.
They're like tangible.
Look as well, Asian as well.
Peruvians?
Look Asian as well?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're very mixed.
They have a like, sorry.
They have a lot of Japanese.
Like, Japanese came over.
Japanese came and colonized you guys, or what?
What happened?
They fucked all up.
Tell us some history from what I was told, but it's very deep.
Supposedly.
That's what she said.
Oh, there's Asian niggas.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Before it was like cheaper to bring slaves, and then also when it comes to like you have slaves, yeah.
Wait, you have slaves?
Asian slaves?
Yeah.
You have slaves?
No, I didn't.
I'm about to say.
Asian slaves, or you mean Peruvian slaves in Asia?
No, no, no.
It was cheaper to bring, from what I know of, Asians.
Like, Asians were cheaper than like from Africa.
Oh, shit.
So, yeah.
So there were Asian slaves in Peru?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
From what country?
Exactly, exactly.
I don't remember.
But no, no, no, but there is.
There is a lot.
And it actually, I don't know how to translate a few words, but like there's like an island.
Say it in Spanish.
It's fine.
Mo got this.
Mo, tell him one time.
Speak in Spanish.
It's okay.
I could translate.
Talking to Mike.
Talking to Mike.
So he'll hear you.
La las gallotas onde hacen este hacenjora palora.
Como tipo em.
Co ice!
No, don't como, para se.
Como?
Sul de Peru?
Like Salvador?
No, Co si ame está launde nigga.
Donde literado se el tilizas como que la tierra undo y siero un como que miardada las hallotas para fer tilizar.
Ados mio que por favor.
Ne que en capital.
Lima?
Long, see, he's doing the searching.
He was like, no, no, no, no, go, kick, go.
He's calling ice.
No, no.
It's called X. Come on, y'all.
Start with X.
I know, not so quickly.
I don't remember.
It's La Lobos de Tierra.
Lobos de Tierra?
No.
No?
No.
It's called Ep.
Nigga, shut up.
You should get the Twitter history.
I would love to know.
I don't remember.
Yeah, it starts with IB, but I can't remember what I'm talking about.
Galapagos?
No.
All right, well.
No, I don't remember.
All right, chat.
Chat?
She don't know anything.
All right, um, what's the next one?
There's no one Goku is back.
Heat On Twitter00:14:25
Bitch, you broke.
Just I'm here.
Radius from Myron.
Wickalicious Blackie.
Two.
Team of Violet Myers, six.
Retarded Chung Lee.
One.
Alvin Baker, fuck.
Alvin Baker, that's crazy, bro.
That's crazy.
I see.
Let's take out the show.
It's like Galapagos.
Oh, I got it.
Galapagos.
It's like Galapagos.
Yo, yo.
Mo, play the video.
Ladies.
Oh, my God.
Jealousy is a real thing in dating.
100%.
This video shows you why you shouldn't be jealous.
There you go.
All right.
Let's do it.
Not that one, not that one.
Not that one nigga.
Oh, my God.
No, that's what is that one.
That one.
Yes, sir.
I'm intrigued.
What are we going to see here?
I don't know.
A video.
It's a comedy skit.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
That is so.
I love that video.
It's so hilarious.
It's funny.
Oh, we need some audio.
Yeah.
Nigga, your family.
That's my family.
Jane?
Hi.
Oh, my God.
It's just such a long time.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
How's the company, though?
The company's doing great too.
Really?
I'm so glad to do that.
This is my girlfriend, Cody.
Cody, this is why she used to be my co-worker, Jane.
You know what?
She's so pretty, by the way.
I know, right?
You know what?
I am a very lucky man.
Oh, no, it's no problem.
How did I say it?
Not seeing you.
Bye.
Bye.
Hush.
That's how you gotta do it, bro.
Yeah, that's how you should do it.
Yeah.
Could they be like Stanford's like, this is a friend?
Yeah, and the way Asian girls, it's like hard to conceal because, you know, they're not much to work with.
Like her.
See, no, you know what?
Situation like this.
I'm not even getting mad at all.
He introducing her that, hey, this is my girlfriend.
Hey, this is like he let them know.
Which is, this is good.
This is perfect.
But like, you know, but like for me in this situation, I never had a point.
Even with all that, you still get jealous.
Yeah, y'all still get mad, bro.
Yes, I get jealous.
Hey, I'm just.
Especially she's hot and the way the girl talks and shit.
I guarantee you she was mad as hell when that Dominican bitch on her percent.
So she's like, oh, I'm gonna get her even more mad.
Yeah.
It's all about insecurity, too.
Oh, that's true.
I don't know.
It's all about the vibe.
If he actually introducing me to, like, okay, this is my friend.
I'm not getting.
I'm not getting jealous because first of all, I know.
I'm not jealous.
But she got jealous about pictures that were old, baby.
No.
He is dating.
I'm not doing it.
Yeah, I get jealous, but I get over it.
No, no, no, Joe.
Yeah, jealous.
I get just back in general.
I get over it.
I strapped him, but I hate him afterwards.
Your questions here.
Guys, 9 a.m. tomorrow.
Drop in some heat on Twitter on X. Stay tuned for that heat.
It's gonna be fire.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Let's see here.
Your questions.
What quality trade do you look for in women that you want to marry?
I think she means traits.
Traits.
Yeah.
But they split trade.
Yeah, it's totally me.
I'm sorry.
What is your tight?
Are you so tight citizen?
No, I'm actually.
Do little citizenship.
How you got American citizenship?
I adopted by like when I was eight years old.
How'd you get wrong?
Okay, the whole backstory.
Hey, listen.
My mom, she married this Air Force military guy.
Okay, and then they had the station in Japan, Okinawa, I think.
If you have a life right now, come on.
You're not calling ice right now.
No, I'm sorry.
I can get adopted.
Ice meet down, nigga.
Come on.
Hey, man.
I'm a little Chinese bitch, nigga.
Insane.
I love that Chinese bitch.
I can say that.
Yo, yo, I can speak.
Jin Chai, we have to get you, bitch.
Facts.
Yo, yo, yo, man.
Oh, my God.
We didn't go ice on her.
Do you still live in Vegas or whatever, New York?
Still.
She's 40 fans?
Yeah, bro.
It's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Insane, bro.
We'll put the end to that, right?
Apparently.
Yeah, man.
Fucking off other niggas.
So what quality trait?
I mean, honestly, honesty is the best policy.
I think for a girl and a guy long term, if it's going to work, you'll be honest with your man and be loyal because that's going to be important.
Totally.
Because everything else other than loyalty is.
It's just on the phone still.
Come on.
No, not you.
Don't worry.
It's another issue.
So quality, honesty, loyalty is definitely a good trait to have.
Loyalty?
Loyalty, yeah.
Oh, loyalty, yes.
Totally, for sure.
What's something that constantly replays in your mind about someone you date?
Is there a point when you're having sex too much?
Who asked this?
Ice, ice, baby.
Oh, she probably left.
The stupid nigger.
Fuck that.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
All right.
What are the top five things you look for in a woman when it comes to dating physically and emotionally?
Top five?
Goddamn.
Yeah, what's most important to men?
Okay.
So, number one, looks.
For sure.
Yeah, of course, looks, yeah.
Not be a whore.
And then number three is actually, she has to be okay with me being open, that open relationship.
And honestly, I'm starting to, I used to be debatable on this, but now I think it's going to be a mandatory.
She has to be bisexual.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah.
Understandable.
Yeah.
Understandable.
Yeah.
Because that's that, not because I want to do threesomes or whatever.
It's so that she can see where nigga coming from, bro.
Like, come on, man.
She got, right?
She gets it.
I can see it.
Okay.
She gets it.
She gets it.
And then if you do want to do the occasional, you could if you want, because then she'll actually enjoy it.
Because the problem is that when you do threesomes with girls that are heterosexual, bro.
They're forcing it just for you.
Yeah.
You need like a real actual, but it's hard to find because a lot of girls are not really bisexual.
I'll say this: Sartine got a good one.
His girl was actually a full-blown lesbian first.
Wait, like, like, she was.
Is it the new one?
Oh, come on.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Get her ice.
This one.
Have you all done?
Two chunk.
Take chunks.
No.
Yo, what the fuck?
Take chunk.
Yo.
Thanks, Red.
What the fuck, nigga?
This is a police department, ain't it?
Oh, my God.
Sorry, well, I guess y'all gotta really gotta get up and get out of here.
Yeah, because he's here.
Get down, bitch.
Get out of here.
You are fake, dude.
This shit is crazy, bro.
It's crazy.
Get over here!
You don't actually have time for that.
We call ice.
We call it ice!
Go on!
Let's go!
They came together with nunchucks.
That's what you have to do to this.
Oh, shit, bro.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
You're a racist ice agent, bro.
Come on, man.
This nigga racist, man.
That's funny as hell, bro.
What the fuck?
Fuck, Chris.
You should start doing that.
Oh, yeah, that's bitches have a couple of times.
I split it.
See, that was a platform.
Yeah, I love that.
Okay, yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Y'all niggas like that?
Check out, Chris.
Listen, Chris.
Good job, Chris.
Good job.
Improvise.
Yeah, he did the whole segment.
He's drunk.
Love it.
Joe, Chris.
I'm sure.
Myron got flashback at his old job.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
Yeah, the nigga came with a mask too.
And it fits.
I mean, Chris, come on with me.
Okay, so five things.
Yeah, so.
Oh, my God.
They're going to do some like.
Yeah, looks.
Being nice.
Well, yeah, looks not being a whore.
Yeah.
Well, actually, not being a whore is number one.
Yeah, the end of one.
I'll take an average girl that isn't a whore over a girl that is a whore.
So, not whore, looks.
Obviously, you got to accept that I'm going to be open.
And then you can have the bisexual thing.
And then.
Yeah, really?
That's it.
Just not nagging.
Hey, not nagging.
Yeah, just pleasant to be around.
Yeah, but I think you said like now?
So starting.
The ex-girl.
South Degas Sartan.
Okay, so he has a new girl now.
Yeah.
Okay.
That girl was full-blown lesbian.
Okay.
Turn for this nigga.
Oh, first, she's not that.
Bro, I've seen the photos.
I've seen the shit.
Nigga, she was not there to normal, bro.
Only women.
It was incredible.
She had a girlfriend before.
Well, you know, like stability, bro.
That's why she's.
Like, I've always said, like, lesbianism, it's a farce.
It's a lie.
Yeah.
The reality is that girls, like, they'll do that shit for a bit, man, but it's always a phase, bro.
Yeah.
You don't kiss me.
Yeah, they can't.
Yeah, bro.
Because being around women is stupid.
So the stability, and then she's able to get that stability while simultaneously being with girls too.
Yep.
So you know what they'd be doing.
Yeah.
Okay, so it's a new chick, not the old one.
I'm thinking of an old bitch.
Oh, no, this is a new one.
Okay, all right, cool.
Yo, Chris.
W segment.
Every time, bro.
They got X and he should call Ice.
And he shows up.
That is so real.
That is so real.
It's marriage important.
Yes.
Yes.
But the way that we do it in the West with like the stay involved is not good.
That's not a good idea.
But I do believe in religious marriages.
Yes.
By the church.
By the church or by the mosque or whatever.
Or foreign.
Just go to Columbia.
back and hey we're married bitch we're good to go yeah But once you get to stay involved, that's when you run into problems.
Yep.
So anyway.
Last thoughts.
Ladies.
We'll do this last segment here.
How's it show for you?
She's Jewish.
Who cares?
Last thoughts for you.
Yo, we love the Jews too, don't we?
Last thought?
Yeah, last thoughts.
Wait, are you a thought?
Oh, thought.
Thought.
You mean a thought?
No, I was kidding.
I was just thinking about it.
Oh, I was so.
Like in your mind, the thoughts.
Last thoughts.
Long time.
Of the show.
How was it for you?
Oh, no.
I love you guys' show.
You know, I think it's teaching people a lot of things.
And then we can see other people's opinion and perspective.
And I think it's really nice to see other people's views.
And I love how it is to just teach people.
She's one of my favorite repeat guests.
Yeah, she's cool.
She's cool.
Do you have a sister?
Oh, yeah, wait, you have a favorite?
She's one of my favorite repeats.
I really understand.
She's friendly and bubbly and shit.
Hold on, a sicilization, though.
So who cares?
A super shot?
A sister.
A sister?
No.
I'm the only child.
Named Julie.
Don't we shock?
Okay.
Let's try.
That's funny.
Not funny.
Sorry, I had to.
What are your last thoughts?
It's fun every time.
Every single time?
Yeah.
I wonder if you were the last one though that you said just fight like there's yo how long how long were you 19 years old a year when we met her and like I'm like do you even like grow old I mean I know but like that's one thing but Peter Pan bro for the past like two years oh yeah Peter Penn I was 18 19 now I'm gonna be 20.
All right, what's your body count?
Yes, I don't want to say it because okay, I mean uh, I mean, but yeah, but like, I like, really nigga.
Some girl came on a show one time.
She had a hundred bodies.
That's her, that's not.
Yeah yeah, but I mean, but like no bro, who?
No no no no, you're right, because there was a chick that came on that was one with tattoos yeah, like 700, oh my gosh, oh yeah, she came out so she was like a corner.
But like, there was another chick that like was a regular chick, with like 100, she was like 18.
Oh yeah, for Kendo, that one I don't know, I don't know.
Yo, you remember better than me, I just remember the numbers.
It was.
I promise you goes from Highly and Kendling bro, they'd be getting down anyhow.
All right, what about you, miss Pro?
What are your final thoughts?
Did you enjoy the show?
Did you hate it?
No, I did.
You guys are really funny.
Honestly, I was expecting worse, worse.
Yeah, they are gonna probably gonna bash me or something, but no, you guys are funny.
Um like yeah question uh, so are you gonna BBC try some chocolate?
Oh, I mean, I don't think so.
I'm not.
As like cease either, i'm asking for, i'm asking for a friend though oh, I don't know, I genuinely never never, have tried, so I don't.
Quizun 19, you're missing out yo bills, what you doing, bro?
Oh, so the Dominican, I guess, wasn't a black Dominican, he was like a Hispanic Dominican guy.
Yeah okay, what about you?
What's your final thoughts?
Um, you guys are like cool people.
Oh, you guys are cool people.
You know you smoke way before the show.
Yeah um no no unfortunately, if I had, i'd, you didn't take us in here nothing no, I don't remember the show.
Yeah, I mean yo, you were nice today.
Oh yeah, and I was nice last time.
Yeah, I was.
I'm really tired, though.
Like what happened to her last time.
That like what happened?
No, chat was going crazy on her yeah, but that was because I called you, um retarded.
They called you a monkey first.
No, you didn't say that.
I don't remember exactly what you said before that, but then eventually resorted to that, but like that didn't hurt my feelings.
Okay, all right, I don't even remember.
Yeah okay, so there's a bunch of racist.
Come on man yeah, you guys are raised like, obviously you're racist.
We would never be racist yeah, but like, is it obvious though, what?
I would say?
So, but it's nothing new.
You know, i've lived in Miami.
Like, oh yeah, it's nothing new.
Yeah, them niggas are annoying.
You know, I grew up here.
All right yeah, all right yeah, it's obvious.
As though like apparently apparently, so we'll see you guys uh tomorrow uh, nine o'clock.
Tune into Fresh's EX.
We're gonna drop a big announcement.
I'm gonna do a sorry, quick chat.
Let's show.
Racist Jokes and Responses00:01:29
Yeah, pull up uh, pull up, nick turf.
Oh, my god, not the picture again literally, and last time I couldn't see, so I couldn't even see the screen.
Oh no nothing yeah, so y'all literally see stuff, but yeah, I can't even see what they do.
I guess bad.
So fresh today.
So you're on twitter right fresh yeah, it's twitter.
Yeah no my, my ex, your ex well, twitter x him.
Yeah, controller.
But who um guys?
9 a.m, big announcement, we need your support on this post.
Yep, put it everywhere.
We're fighting back again.
We're back To the game, this year we're taking over.
No breaks on this train.
Boots on next.
There you go, Chris.
Yeah, all right.
Cool.
Uh, last chats, yep.
Chase the man again says, Since we're making Asian jokes, here's some good ones.
What do you call an Asian man that has only one leg?
Taiwan shoe.
You call Asian Billionaire to change.
All right, all right, Chase.
Thank you.
I knew Shark Wheeze would be leaving early.
They could call them Shark Weeks.
It's crazy, bro.
That's wild.
All right, what else?
That's it.
All right.
All right, W stream.
W here.
Hope you guys enjoyed the show.
Black History Month.
And of course, we had a black girl get kicked out.
We're going to do that every day during Black History Month.
Apparently, that was just kidding.
She just kicked herself out.
That was her fault.
I was trying to shoot Rosa Parks away out of here.