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	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Podcast After Hour Zion, man.
	We're joined with Austin Dunham.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	All right, and we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Podcast After Hours edition.
	We're joining with Austin Dunham and some of the ladies.
	It's a Friday night.
	Just got done doing the debrief, as you guys know.
	Lots of developments.
	Some photos came out with, you know, Trump and Epstein.
	DDG was going at Osmegold.
	Oh, really?
	Hey bots.
	Yeah, they were going back and forth.
	I'll cover more of that tomorrow.
	I'm going to talk.
	I don't think I've done like a big deep dive for you guys into the botting issue in streaming.
	I know me and Fresh have talked about it a little bit, but it's a serious problem.
	And I don't think anyone's really done like a full-on analysis of this.
	So I'll do that tomorrow for you guys on this show.
	Yes, covering the news and stuff as well.
	What else I'm trying to think?
	Any other next week?
	AmFest?
	Yes.
	So guys, next week we're going to be in Phoenix, Arizona.
	I think starting maybe Wednesday or Thursday.
	Wednesday or Thursday.
	You're going Wednesday?
	Thursday.
	Wednesday or Thursday, we're going to be out there.
	We're going to be there for America Fest turning point.
	As you guys know, it's going to be probably the biggest event.
	We're going to be there meeting people, doing debates, interviews, all that type of thing.
	So if you guys are going to go to Amfest, I'll see you guys there.
	Make sure to come by and say what's up.
	But we'll be there the whole weekend.
	See you there.
	What's that?
	No, no, no.
	I'll send them there.
	Okay.
	And Chris, anything else?
	You going?
	No, I ain't going, man.
	I hate traveling, bro.
	Chris, you do politics?
	Take it away, bro.
	Yep.
	And W pedal, man.
	Oh, chat.
	Chris, man, the pedal smith is shot or whatever.
	Guys, relax.
	It's Friday night.
	You know, it's holidays.
	He's still on DM, though.
	And it's still going to fuck him, anyways, man.
	You know, it's all good, man.
	You guys will still fuck him.
	So, anyways, W panel, W Austin, W whatever, W's.
	Find me on onlyfans.com slash Aaron Foxen.
	I have content, you know, calling out for $4.99.
	Free picks and everything.
	Hey, yo, Chris, I bet you.
	Let's have a great show on Friday.
	All right.
	Ladies, thank you for waiting.
	If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
	If you want to, of course, your body count.
	Welcome back.
	We'll start here.
	So, my name is Leanne.
	My name is Leanne.
	I'm 19.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a server, and I have two bodies.
	Three bodies?
	God damn.
	I have a last question.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Okay.
	And then, first, your favorite question.
	Birth control?
	No.
	What's your background?
	Like, I'm kind of minion.
	Cool.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Quick and easy.
	All right.
	Welcome back.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	Body count?
	She said three earlier.
	So I mean, like, three earlier?
	That's pretty quick.
	Wait, this week?
	Probably right.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I'm right.
	All right.
	Possibly.
	Not right now.
	All right.
	No.
	Welcome back.
	Hi.
	Last show was a doozy, huh?
	I guess.
	Sure.
	You're looking at me, you're looking at him.
	Both of y'all at the same time, man.
	There you go.
	Got it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so we know your name.
	They may not.
	My name is Shar Char Gates.
	How old are you?
	I'm 24.
	All right.
	Where are you from?
	Oklahoma.
	Okay.
	Ok, see, right?
	Yes, sir.
	What do you do for work?
	Yeah, that.
	Fair enough.
	Highest education level completed?
	Yeah, high school.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are your parents together?
	Nope.
	All right.
	Birth control review?
	Fuck no.
	All right.
	And then white?
	Obviously, yeah.
	Fair.
	All right.
	Body killer.
	Shalom.
	That is private information, yeah.
	It's a lot, though.
	Did it go up or down since last show?
	No comment.
	Okay.
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	Who's up next?
	Hi.
	My name is Goth Cowgirl, aka Alex.
	I was going to say, Goth is an interesting first name.
	I am.
	So it's Alex or how old are you?
	I'm 24.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Oklahoma City.
	Okay.
	Y'all came together, I'm guessing?
	Probably.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And what do you do for work?
	I'm a stand-up comedian.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You what?
	All right.
	And I am the governor of Oklahoma.
	In the running.
	Okay.
	There we go.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	It's an interesting assortment.
	No, what do you really do, though?
	I occasionally have an OnlyFans.
	Occasionally.
	But mostly I'm a comedian.
	So Monday through Friday, governor weekends.
	And I'm a mommy.
	I'm a mommy.
	A mom, okay.
	I'm a mommy.
	How many kids?
	I have one kid.
	I have a son.
	Cool.
	Wait, how old is your son?
	He's two.
	Okay.
	He's turned two.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	I'm talking to someone.
	All right.
	Is it the baby's father?
	No.
	How'd you guys meet?
	Which one?
	Damn!
	The one you're currently dating now.
	Yeah.
	So I put on my DMs.
	I have quite a bit of a following.
	I put all my DMs that I was accepting applications.
	Must hate Israel, mustache, mullet, and he swiped up.
	And it was boom, just like that.
	Top-tier marketing.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	It's good filtering.
	Boyfriend applications.
	Yeah.
	Boyfriend application.
	That's a first, though.
	You got to hate Israel.
	Yes, that's a first.
	That's crazy.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Are you pairs together?
	Yes, they are.
	Okay.
	Are they?
	I'm assuming they're in Oklahoma too?
	Yes.
	All right.
	And then broken troll for you.
	Okay.
	Breakfast control.
	Broken control.
	No.
	And then one more on the way.
	Race out Caucasian, right?
	White?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Cool.
	How about is there like a foundational term for white?
	Martin?
	I just say Caucasian.
	Okay.
	Cauc.
	Caucasian, man.
	You guys.
	I'm afraid to ask, bro.
	We hear now, Chris.
	We hear now, bro.
	What's your body count?
	Don't lie to me, please.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	It's 13.
	Times three.
	Nope.
	13.
	You wish it was time three.
	All right.
	I was in a long-term relationship with my baby daddy.
	How could it be?
	At least I'm being honest with you.
	Why'd you guys break up?
	It just, he didn't want to get married.
	And I think marriage is a very important thing.
	And he didn't want to get married to me even when I was pregnant with his child.
	And I said, gotta go.
	How long were y'all together before?
	Three years.
	Were you guys like high school sweethearts?
	No.
	Okay.
	I was about 19 when I met him.
	When you met him?
	Yeah.
	You want to get buried that bad, get married that bad?
	You left right away.
	Not right away.
	Obviously not.
	But it took me long enough that I was like, hey, are you going to marry me?
	And it's like.
	But what is that going to change, though, if you get married or not?
	I just, I just, it's just like almost like a respect thing for me.
	Like, it's just a really big, important thing for me to get married and take that vow.
	No, I don't.
	Were you doing the OF stuff like back then or now?
	I had it, yeah.
	You had it?
	On and off.
	When you guys were together.
	Yeah, we did.
	Okay.
	And he knew about it and everything?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, was he Hispanic?
	Black?
	He was white.
	Okay.
	Well, I mean, more probably, I guess.
	Oh, I guess I talked about education.
	I got.
	Oh, yeah, I didn't ask.
	Yeah.
	Highest education level completed.
	High school or college or?
	No, I went to a tech school to be a mechanic.
	Oh.
	So I have all my certifications to fix your car.
	Do you do anything fixing, of course?
	Yeah.
	I have a couple of projects, Jeeps, and then I have a 6640 Connel line that I work on.
	Okay.
	Well, how long is that going to take?
	I mean, she's.
	Yeah, I already know.
	She's busy.
	Like, governor, stand-up comedian, mechanic.
	I got it all, baby.
	What do you want?
	Apparently, mom.
	Yeah, like, it's like, single mom.
	Very diverse.
	Single mom.
	Swiss Army holiday, bro.
	Israel.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Hey, I got it all.
	What do you want?
	What do you want for the day?
	Swiss Army hole, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Chris.
	What is the Army knife bitch?
	Yeah, she's all three or four.
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	Who's up next?
	Welcome back.
	Special guest last.
	What's your name?
	I'm Kristen, a.k.a. Keofineo.
	Okay.
	How old are you, Kristen?
	I'm 27.
	All right.
	Where are you from?
	I'm originally from Chicago, Illinois, but I live in Houston.
	Okay.
	How long have you been in Houston now?
	I've been in Houston for about three years.
	Okay.
	You like it a lot better than Chicago?
	I like the weather better.
	It's maybe cold in Chicago.
	I couldn't do it no more.
	Facts.
	What do you do for work?
	I am an artist, day trader, serial entrepreneur.
	Okay.
	What would you, what's your like predominant form of income?
	Is it the trading?
	Is it business?
	I'm a serial entrepreneur.
	I just, I just get money.
	Okay.
	What do you do for your business?
	I guess your entrepreneurship?
	Basically teach people how to day trade, get them around the fire, basically.
	Okay.
	So you teach people how to day trade, and that's your main thing.
	And then you also day trade yourself.
	And then I'm an artist as well.
	Like me and my homegirl do music together.
	Okay, I was going to ask that next.
	Is it the music or day trading in your music?
	I mean, you know, everything's a journey.
	You got to build it up.
	So it helps both help each other.
	For sure.
	What's your like, I guess, strongest out of the two?
	My strongest out the two?
	I would say day trading.
	Okay.
	How much have you made?
	That's a good skill.
	Like in one day?
	Like overall?
	Couple hundred, hundred, not hundred thousand, but couple thousand.
	No, couple thousand.
	What?
	We're talking like 10, 20, 30?
	Give or take.
	That was a wide range.
	It is a wide range.
	Especially when you've been doing it for some years.
	The child is saying cap.
	That's not a lot of money, man.
	Guys, relax.
	Relax.
	They said, she cap, man.
	She's scabbing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We need receipts, man.
	We need receipts.
	Go check out One House.
	Yeah, I don't know what's up.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	Highest education completed for you.
	College.
	All right.
	Oh, you got your bachelor's?
	I do.
	In what?
	Radio, television, and broadcasting, video production.
	Where'd you get it from?
	Southern Illinois University.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are your parents together?
	They are together.
	All right.
	That's a rare birth control for you.
	No.
	Hey, that's racist, Chris.
	You have any kids?
	Just because I'm black, doesn't mean my mom and dad aren't together.
	You have any kids?
	Stats of Mario.
	I don't have no kids.
	I have a dog.
	Okay.
	Stats of Marianne.
	Stats.
	All right.
	And then your ethnic background?
	I am Jamaican and black.
	Black.
	Bumbucker.
	Who's Jamaican, mom or dad?
	My mom.
	Okay.
	Okay, I got to know.
	How much the chain costs?
	The BLE.
	It's RLE.
	REAL Royal Legacy Entertainment, and it was a gift from my label.
	Okay, dope.
	And then the other chain?
	I don't know.
	It's a gift.
	My bad.
	It's cameraman, man.
	He's oil.
	He's trying to hold.
	I'm trying to zoom in on the chain.
	You can even tell.
	Sometimes, like, he'll zoom in on a chick, and you can tell that it's being shown on the main screen.
	Oh, I know.
	He knows.
	I know.
	He's trying to make an estimation.
	He's actually a person.
	He's making an estimation on the chain.
	That's how you get on the T-App.
	Hold on.
	Let's talk, buddy.
	We need a thumb tester, bro.
	We need one on the show.
	A diamond tester.
	Yeah, we do.
	Do we have one?
	I thought you would have one.
	Nah, nigga, I don't know.
	You can test it.
	He'll pass.
	What do we need one for?
	Man, we didn't want one.
	Hey, Moisonite still passed.
	Yeah, he ran.
	Still pass.
	That's a good point, actually.
	All right.
	All right.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Yeah, what's your name?
	Demon Time.
	Hey, y'all.
	Hold on.
	You've been on before now.
	First name, Demon or Time?
	Y'all want my real name?
	I mean, hopefully.
	Myisha.
	Myesha?
	Yeah.
	Well, two I's.
	M-I-I.
	S-H-A.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Myesha, aka Demon Time.
	Let me make sure I put that down.
	Okay.
	How old are you?
	I'm 31.
	Really?
	Yes, I am.
	Calling some demon time?
	Come on, man.
	You got to go up someday, man.
	Come on, man.
	It's not spelled like demon time, though.
	How you spell it?
	D-E-M-I-I-N.
	T-I-M-E.
	Because my first name is Maichi.
	Wait, what?
	What's going on here?
	I get it.
	You.
	I get it.
	Two eyes.
	I mean, yeah, but like, damn.
	All right, cool.
	Wait, can you say one more time?
	How did you come to the Demon Time name?
	My first name is Mayisha with two eyes.
	Okay.
	So it's D-E-M-I-I-N-T-I-M-E.
	Oh, you count it with me.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	Kansas City.
	Well, born and raised in Osaka, Japan, but from Kansas.
	Yeah.
	Daddy, I'm in the military.
	Oh, you were in the military?
	I've been in 10 years.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Marine Corps.
	Okay.
	You've been on before, right?
	Huh?
	You've been on here before or no?
	She belongs to the Berks.
	So you were in the Marine Corps for 10 years?
	I did.
	Actually, I ain't gonna lie.
	I ain't no capital.
	I ain't gonna cap.
	So you're from Kansas City originally, but then you lived in Japan for a while.
	No, I was born in Japan.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, so is anyone in your family?
	My first name is Japanese, so that's why it's spelled like that.
	Do you speak Japanese?
	What's your name?
	You are?
	I'm here.
	Oh.
	What is that?
	I love anime.
	I have an anime.
	Yeah, I have an anime podcast myself.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Just so I make sure I understand this.
	Okay, so you were born in Japan.
	Did your parents serve in the military?
	Is my question?
	My dad did 32 years.
	Okay, that makes sense.
	So you were born there, probably military-based, then you came back to Kansas City, then you went back again when you became in the military.
	Okay.
	This is a wild panel, bro.
	Yeah, very chairman of you.
	Yeah.
	Well, thank you for your service.
	It's not often that women join the Marines.
	What was that like?
	Amazing.
	I was a drill instructor as well.
	So I don't know.
	Oh, she's mean.
	That shit crazy.
	You're like, shoot up, bitch.
	Yeah, for sure.
	How do you know she's mean, Austin?
	Just what I've seen from Marine drill instructors, especially women.
	That was a kill hat, too.
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right.
	I just saw a mean dick, though.
	Oh, Joe.
	I don't believe that.
	Damn.
	She was like, I'm about to drop and get you real quick.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, so.
	Segoina.
	She's a dad.
	Wow.
	All right, Austin.
	This is your show down there.
	Yeah, bro.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	After I do this questionnaire, you go take over, bro.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I did not see that one coming.
	10 years in the Marines.
	Okay, cool.
	Did you enlist or did you go in as an officer?
	She didn't either.
	No, I enlisted.
	I got out as an E8.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And then you have highest education.
	Did you get your bachelor's?
	I have three degrees.
	Three.
	Okay.
	That's what happens when you got that GI bill.
	You go to 63, bro.
	Absolutely.
	What'd you major in?
	Culinary arts, bacon, and pastry arts, and I have a business management.
	You can cook too.
	You can cook too?
	Professional sandwich maker.
	Yeah, like you're like.
	No, I ain't made no sandwich.
	I make oxtails.
	Jack of Voltridge is a little bit more.
	She could cook.
	All right.
	Religious status?
	I am single.
	Ooh.
	At 31?
	Yes, I know.
	I know.
	Okay.
	Birth control for you?
	Absolutely.
	Do you have kids?
	I have two.
	Okay.
	11 and 8.
	Where's the daddies?
	In jail.
	One daddy.
	Damn.
	Is the other one free?
	One.
	One's in jail, the other one's free.
	One, only one.
	Two kids, one father.
	Why do you go to jail?
	I ain't gonna say it.
	I ain't gonna say it all here.
	Was he in the military too or no?
	He wasn't?
	I ain't gonna stay in the middle.
	How'd you meet him?
	High school.
	Oh, shit.
	Yep.
	My body count is not 13, though.
	If y'all want to count heads, you know what I'm saying?
	We put them numbers in there, too.
	Nah, nah, we don't count.
	We don't count BJ's.
	Okay, you're safe.
	Don't worry.
	Okay, and then what's your racial background, black?
	Black and Japanese.
	Oh, who's Japanese?
	Is your mom Japanese?
	My dad is half, so.
	I mean, I so your dad is black and Japanese, and what about your mom?
	My mom's Creo and native.
	Okay, so you got like a military family, like your dad, okay.
	Wait, wait, Louisiana queer.
	Let me get it straight.
	You, your man, the Give You Kids, is in jail, and you don't want to say how he's in jail, but like, did you send him to jail yourself?
	No, absolutely not.
	Okay, let's make it sure.
	She doesn't give me snitch vibes.
	Yeah, yeah, she's pretty solid.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Anessa.
	Wait, hold on, body count, Marsha.
	Oh, yeah, Demon Time.
	Shit, I'm 30.
	I don't remember.
	I don't remember that shit.
	Shit.
	Yeah.
	I mean, actually, high as hell.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Do you agree?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Fucking love.
	Fair enough.
	What the fuck?
	Um, okay.
	Okay.
	I guess the drill structure we're getting drilled too.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Lip, right?
	Lip.
	Hey, y'all.
	My name is Anessa.
	All right, hold you, Vanessa.
	Hey, y'all.
	Anessa, without the drink.
	Oh, Anessa.
	Okay, how old are you?
	Anessa.
	I'm 27.
	All right, where are you from?
	4th, big tourist.
	I'm from Alabama and Chicago.
	I live in Houston.
	I'm from everywhere.
	Did you come together with Miss Houston from Chicago?
	Yes, I did.
	Y'all came together?
	Okay.
	That's my bestie.
	You darkened to me, nigga.
	Goddamn.
	What a story is that?
	Where are you from?
	Are you Barbados?
	You're darker than me, nigga.
	Goddamn, I'm not sure.
	Oh, my God.
	Fresh might be right.
	My people is Jamaican, so I get my color from my body.
	What are you thinking, Mark?
	Bro, this shit crazy, though.
	What the hell?
	Congratulations.
	I mean, shit.
	Darken the Bury?
	The sweeter juice is my last one.
	Congratulations.
	You met somebody sweeter than you.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	So you live in Houston, but you're originally from Alabama.
	What part of Alabama are you from?
	Florence, North Alabama.
	Okay.
	All right.
	How long?
	And you've been in Houston for a few years?
	I've been in Houston for a few years.
	I was raised in Chicago.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	Did y'all grow up together?
	You two?
	Yeah, we went to high school, high school together.
	Okay, all right.
	So you guys.
	We'll be locked in for showing for a while.
	Okay.
	Saditti shit.
	What do you do for it?
	Saditti.
	And make sure I end up our album on the way.
	It's Siddhi shirt.
	Yeah, I've only got one in January.
	It's City shit.
	No, Get it right.
	Facts.
	Y'all sing under a label?
	Yeah.
	What's the label called?
	Royal Legacy Entertainment.
	Oh, it's La Pets.
	We're La Pat's artist.
	Yeah.
	La Pat's.
	Who's that?
	La Pet.
	He's a Platinum artist.
	She has a.
	I thought it was like some wicked shit.
	He's a platinum artist.
	He has a viral song with Flamilli right now.
	It's been on the radio for a little while.
	Rodeo.
	We can show y'all after this.
	Hip-hop.
	Hip-hop RB.
	Yeah.
	If you're sideways.
	All right.
	So you're an artist as well, then?
	I'm an artist.
	I'm a day trader.
	Yes.
	I'm a model.
	Yes.
	All three.
	Oh, shit.
	You guys both came with the same exact cover.
	I see.
	Okay.
	That's our life.
	So, are you guys in a group together, or do you guys independently do your own music?
	We are in the duo, yes.
	We are solo artists as well, but we are saditty together.
	Siditti.
	Yes.
	Because we said Diddy looking pretty.
	Get it right.
	It sounds like you're saying P. Diddy.
	I'm sorry.
	Nah, no Diddy shit.
	No Diddy.
	Okay, Siddhitty, but no Diddy.
	Sid Diddy, no Diddy.
	That's right.
	Okay, Siddity, but no Diddy.
	Can you give us like an example of one of your songs, real quick?
	A Capella?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just for the audience.
	You got some people watching, you know what I'm saying?
	So quick.
	If you're looking for us, catch us outside.
	Trying to have some fun.
	You know, I'm a vibe.
	Take a shot if you know your game live.
	From the north, but we saw South Side.
	That was good.
	What the fuck?
	Okay.
	So here you go.
	I think that's a first.
	That's a first.
	We have two singing in perfect harmony.
	Yeah.
	Outside by Sydney.
	Myron, I have to give it to flowers.
	I have to say 20%, Myron.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Who is that hitting?
	I have to say 20%.
	Who is that?
	I don't even see him on the panel.
	Have we ever given the lore on the 2080 thing?
	I'm probably like we did one or two other times.
	I think if we've only done it once, guys, give it a game.
	Yeah, I'll say it because they're not a part of the 80.
	We have a thing, a code word here on the show.
	Whenever girls like perform or like our musicians, since Mo and Bills are both like very well versed in the music industry, that's the industry they came from.
	Mo will say either 20 or 80.
	If it's 20%, it's the women that actually have some type of talent that are probably more than likely really musicians.
	And then if they say if he says 80, it means they're just fucking some nigga.
	Yeah, the soundbox or doing some bullshit.
	Like sweetie.
	Or they're doing both.
	Oh, like it.
	Yeah.
	But no, so that's our code word right there.
	So guys, ladies, you guys are really musicians according to Mo.
	So thanks, Mo.
	Yeah.
	I would say that was definitely not bad at all.
	Thank you.
	We did Austin.
	No, it was good.
	It gave me like early 2000s vibes.
	We actually did that a lot.
	We are early 2000s for that.
	We pop sing rap.
	Yeah.
	But not a never mind.
	But not a body, so.
	Well, no, you guys didn't even blink.
	That was like when we asked other people to sing and shit like that, they're like, I don't know.
	We'll do it.
	We'll do a whole performance.
	They don't even hesitate for it.
	They got into a band right now.
	And they knew what to say.
	You know, right, right.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah.
	I'm telling them.
	I didn't know exactly what to say right away.
	I am actually impressed.
	Yeah, it wasn't.
	Walk through three shits.
	We are some hater niggas.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We'll have to make funny on something else.
	Yeah.
	Talking to me.
	So there you go.
	There you go.
	My nigga music area.
	Myron and Twitter are going to think this clip is.
	Yeah, probably.
	My shit is right.
	Austin, actually.
	Welcome back to the show, brother.
	Thanks for having me.
	Appreciate you.
	So here you are.
	Okay.
	Relationship status.
	Single, married.
	I'm technically single.
	I'm talking to somebody, but okay.
	Are your parents together?
	I'm sorry?
	Are your parents together?
	Well, my dad's dead, but if he wasn't dead, they would be together.
	Okay.
	Birth and true.
	Birth and troll.
	No?
	And then what's your racial background?
	Black?
	I'm from my daddy.
	Are you black?
	Well, you're black, but like, is it African-American or my peoples are Jamaican, yeah?
	Bumbuka!
	No, my mom is Indian and Indian, black, and white.
	She's a mutt.
	My bodies.
	And your dad's black.
	Yeah.
	Wait, so your mom's white.
	My dad's side is Jamaican.
	She's white, black, Indian.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	The guest of honor.
	Yes.
	So we'll go back to the show.
	Appreciate it.
	So longtime supporter of Fresh and Fit.
	I remember coming on here late 2020, 2022, 2023.
	So it's good to see the progression and it's good to be back.
	As of right now, dating coach, I help guys attract better relationships online and keep them.
	That's what I've done in my own life.
	And I only talk about what I've done in my own life.
	So at first, I started as a fitness coach, and then I got into self-improvement.
	And then now I do dating coaching full-time with a little side business on the side.
	So, yeah.
	Me, Myron, Fresh, we all agree on certain dating topics, especially in the Red Pill's face.
	Glad to be back.
	All right, buddy.
	No.
	He's a saint.
	Good question.
	They would love to know.
	Austin is a saint.
	And just so you guys know, we're actually going to bring Austin on next Wednesday, From Nizer Wednesday, and we're going to do a deep dive on the state of the Red Pill, what's going on, because there's been a lot of developments, you know, I would say over the past year or two since Trump's come in and everything else with kind of where we are.
	And we'll have a full-on discussion with dating dynamics now in 2025 versus going into 2026.
	And it's crazy how like every six months, the paradigm shifts a little bit, right?
	So I think it'll be a good discussion for sure.
	Also, it's been a while since we've chopped it up on that topic.
	You're new to Miami, basically.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And how's Miami been four years since coming here?
	Because, you know, visiting is one thing, but living here is totally different.
	Yeah.
	Honestly, it's been a vibe, bro.
	So I came from Orlando, moved there in 2019.
	I moved here six months ago.
	And I was here a lot all the time anyway.
	But living here so far has been great, man.
	A lot of access, cool people, restaurants, normal Miami shit, to be honest.
	But what I really like about it is the professional aspect of it in terms of people you can meet, you know?
	Oh, yeah.
	Versus Orlando, like I was around families and like just very famous people here all the time pretty easily.
	Yeah.
	So that that's been they don't live here, but you'll run into them on vacation or some shit.
	Yeah.
	You know, you said something really profound here.
	And I guess we can turn it to ladies after this because I know some girls are from here or like spend time here.
	You said that in Miami, since everyone kind of takes care of themselves and people here are generally pretty attractive, that doesn't carry as much weight as in other geographic locations.
	And I thought that was a very interesting way to look at it because I was like, oh, okay.
	Like people here look good.
	So it's like more about, way more about status.
	Can you kind of go into that?
	I guess maybe for the audience out there that's watching because people always think like, you know, looks everything, looks everything.
	But I think at certain levels or certain places, it might not go as far as you think.
	And by the way, he made a video about this on TikTok and Instagram.
	That's what we're referring to right now.
	Yeah, that's what we're referring to.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	So since living here for six months, I pay attention to the dating dynamics, what works, what doesn't, different things.
	And obviously we're in looks maxing culture right now.
	And so people would say, obviously, looks is the most, well, they would say looks is the most important.
	But living in this city, what I've noticed is that everybody's attractive, especially in my area, you know, Midtown, Edgewater, Brickle, so many attractive people.
	And what I found is whatever is common isn't rare, isn't unique.
	And so because everybody is attractive, it seems like there's another layer or element that goes a long way.
	And in Miami specifically, what I've noticed is that it's about who you know and like status signaling, to be honest.
	Like Miami is just purely status signaling.
	Not to say that looks doesn't help because it obviously does, depending on your dating strategy.
	But for the most part, you know, there's so many attractive guys and attractive girls, they're like desensitized to it.
	Like in Orlando, if I'm at the gym, I'm looking nice or even at a bar, girls will choose that, you know, they'll choose up, they'll look.
	But versus here, it's like, I feel like they see so many attractive guys that it's just, I mean, just another one.
	Another one.
	Yeah.
	So Diamond does.
	That's a very good point, actually.
	Yeah.
	You know what other city is kind of like that?
	LA.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like LA is very status-driven.
	Like being a chat in LA won't go as far as you know what's crazy to say though, just at this point, if you have looks, some status, and personality, you can win over people that just have money and status.
	For sure.
	Personality goes a long way now because everyone's the same pretty much.
	You look good, go a nice car.
	How do you stand out?
	Yeah.
	In certain places, for sure.
	With frame, of course.
	Yeah.
	Do you have anything you want to question for the girls, Austin, to kick it off?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I wrote down some stuff.
	So this, so I try to think of deeper questions, not surface-level stuff.
	So the first one is: what type of man do you want to be attracted to, but you're not?
	Okay.
	That's pretty good, actually.
	Okay, let me repeat that one more time.
	What type of man do you want to be attracted to, but not right now?
	What type of man do you want to be attracted to, but aren't?
	Can I answer that?
	Yeah, we'll start.
	We'll go around the circle.
	Yeah, we got you.
	Well, you know, those guys that, like, you know, they got it going on for themselves.
	They may have like a good job.
	You know, they seem like they're really nice.
	They seem like they might treat you really good, but they're just like corny.
	Like, they just say corny shit.
	Like, because they're just so they just, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't even want to say like.
	Is it like a nerd guy that just like yeah, like one of those, you know, he could probably treat me good.
	He got a good job, you know, but it's like something.
	Yeah, I can't get with that.
	I wish I could, though.
	Just so I make sure I have this right because that's a very good question you asked, Austin.
	So what type of man do you want to be attracted to but aren't, right?
	No, no, you are.
	You are, you are.
	So you want to be attracted to guys that have their shit together but might be a little bit corny.
	But for you, the corniness overrides all their other redeeming factors.
	Yeah, especially if you know it's levels to the corniness.
	Some of them just be, you know, it's funny.
	Well, you know what?
	I won't say it now because I'm going to ruin it if I say it right now.
	Yeah.
	But okay, fair.
	So like a guy can have everything else right, but if he's corny or tacky, you'll lose attraction instantly.
	Not personally me, not instantly, but you're just going to go there.
	Just give me one example of what corny means to you Because that's actually a good point But what does corny mean to you?
	Corny to me.
	Chill for though.
	It's like, I can't even get it.
	Just define it.
	You know what?
	I think I can.
	Let me pose you this question.
	You tell me.
	Then I'll have an idea.
	Let's say he's maybe five years behind fashionably.
	Is that something that would be like, come on, dude?
	That too, or even just like vocal, like conversational-wise, too.
	Like, you just say corny shit.
	Like, that was, that was, that was corny.
	Okay.
	Like, or you're trying to be funny and you're not funny.
	Like, maybe you're trying to do it too much.
	Or you're trying.
	Yeah.
	Or you're trying to be somebody who you aren't.
	Like, that puts you in a dry humor.
	You're too sarcastic.
	It's like, just be yourself.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You're already turning me away because I could tell you not yourself.
	Someone can see you.
	He's corny.
	He's not congruent with who he appears to be.
	He's actually trying to do too much.
	Also, what if they're like fashionably behind?
	Because I've seen a lot of women complain that men don't dress well.
	That's fixable.
	Okay, that's not.
	That's not instant.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You know, we can mention that and fix that.
	Very good point.
	What about you?
	Straightheads.
	Oh.
	Bills?
	We got one in here.
	You're going to be fine as hell.
	Look at that nigga, bro.
	Okay, so I ain't got my glasses on.
	Okay.
	Look at it closer.
	Look at it closer.
	And he donates to the church.
	Yeah, he does.
	So, just to make sure I have this right, you want to be attracted to men with dreads, but just aren't.
	Yep.
	But why?
	The red side is.
	Not me.
	Yeah, right.
	Somehow, when a man cut their dreads off, when a man cuts their dreads off, that's like the sexiest shit ever.
	It's like a fresh look.
	Like they're starting over.
	It's like he's revealing himself.
	Yeah.
	That's just sexy.
	So you never tried one?
	Yeah.
	Horrible experience.
	I don't like them motherfuckers.
	What are the bills do?
	Damn, Bills.
	As soon as I see a dread head, all I think is a wee man.
	I'm sorry.
	Yo, we man is crazy.
	We bedded wee-bandy debt wee.
	Life skew away.
	Watch that sporty.
	Not that.
	Not that's all.
	Life skin away is the move.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	Life skin away.
	So just to make sure I have this right, you want to be attracted to men with dreads, but you just can't do it.
	I can't.
	Now, let me ask you this.
	You still can't.
	To go deeper.
	Were you originally attracted to men with dreads before, and then somebody just fucked it up for everybody else?
	Or were you just always not attracted to it?
	It's a little bit of both.
	Because my son's dead, my kid's dad.
	He don't have dreads.
	Oh, yeah.
	But no, I just can't do it.
	Okay.
	Nebby-headed.
	Why would I want to be headed?
	You don't like it.
	You wish you liked it, but you can't.
	And then you also have one bad experience with one guy.
	Okay, fair.
	What about you?
	Something you're attracted to, or you want to be attracted to, but you aren't.
	I mean, I don't even know for real.
	Only because I feel like I haven't been focused on like men for real.
	So I don't even, my brain's not even there with the men.
	But I will say.
	Okay, what's your type that you aren't, for example, that you want that is happening right now?
	What's your type?
	What's my type that's not happening right now?
	Yeah.
	I feel like somebody definitely with his shit together, definitely that can just, you know, come kind of on my same type of level and it just don't be happening because they don't be on my level.
	You think most guys that are put together are more boring, kind of like routine and not really like spontaneous for your industry?
	I mean, they might be, but at the same time, like in my industry, like I'm a regular person still too.
	Like I do regular shit.
	What's regular shit?
	Like routines, like, you know, you're talking about, you know?
	No, I don't.
	Like morning routine?
	So I guess same thing as her put together.
	Kind of.
	Just put together, but it's just, I just don't like the options that are, I guess, around.
	I'd be like, too short, too weird.
	Yeah, what's the disqualifying trait?
	Is it disqualified?
	Not interesting, boring, maybe a square.
	I mean, you're naming them.
	What is it?
	Not interesting, can't hold a conversation, emotionless, can't really read how you're moving.
	It's just like inexperience with women, basically.
	Yeah.
	She doesn't like the autism type shit.
	Like the guy might be smart, but just not socially calibrated.
	Gotcha.
	Would that be fair to say?
	That would be fair.
	Okay.
	Call Austin, man.
	You got you?
	Do you find that you attract that the most?
	Like, that's the type of guy who you find trying to.
	I mean, sometimes I feel like, I feel like sometimes I even attract like.
	But niggas?
	Yeah, weirdos.
	With the chains on.
	Of course.
	It seems to me like she's kind of in a similar boat as her friend.
	Like, she wants to be attracted to a guy that got their shit together and put up together.
	But the problem is that that kind of comes with, you know, stoicism, not being interesting.
	Yeah.
	They don't have, they're not maybe as charismatic, right?
	Like, good at what they do.
	Maybe a brilliant engineer, good with math, but they're boring.
	But they sit there on a date and they don't know what to talk about and they're weird.
	They're boring.
	Would that be fair?
	That would be fair too.
	And I feel like also in a new city, too, it's kind of hard to really meet and connect with people.
	Have you met other men that are day traders?
	Yeah, I have.
	Are they typically like also boring?
	They're very kind of lit, but they're sometimes too focused sometimes, depending on who we're talking about.
	Okay.
	All right, fair.
	Okay, what about you?
	A man that you want to be attracted to, but you simply aren't.
	Richmond.
	What?
	I can't.
	I want them to work for it.
	Like, I do.
	Like, if you want to go on vacation, I want to see the hard work that's put behind it and not just everything just given to me all at once.
	I want someone who works for it.
	So, let me just make sure I have this right.
	So, you want to be attracted to rich men.
	Yeah.
	But you just can't bring yourself to do it?
	It's just something like they could give me everything I want right then and there, but I'd rather see a man work hard for everything he has.
	I mean, not saying that rich people don't work hard, obviously.
	Okay.
	But I'm saying, like, they could give me everything I want, like a car, you know, everything.
	But I want to see someone who's, you know, middle class work for it.
	I'd rather date someone who's middle class.
	Listen, man, I ain't falling for it.
	That's a little bit cap.
	There's no way.
	Yeah.
	So you take care of all your men?
	Do I take care of them in what way?
	Financially?
	Yeah.
	I don't have to.
	I like living on acres.
	I don't want to live in Miami.
	I don't want to live in a penthouse.
	I want to live on a farm.
	Okay.
	You know, raise chickens, you know, the whole mine.
	I don't want to be on a jet plane going to Miami every day.
	Okay.
	I understand where she's coming from.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't know how to put it.
	And I want to make sure I clarify this because you probably have a follow-up to this, right?
	So I just want to clarify.
	What the fuck?
	So you want to date rich men, right?
	You want to be attracted to them, but you don't like how a lot of rich men move because they tend to not be blue-collar workers.
	Yes.
	I like a blue-collar worker.
	You don't like the laptop lifestyle.
	You like seeing him get up, go outside, do some manual labor.
	Correct.
	And that is more attractive to you.
	So for you, you would want a millionaire farmer, maybe that owns a dairy farm with a bunch of cows and shit because they'd be making money versus a guy that is day trading.
	Correct.
	Okay.
	I want to see him go to work.
	She's invested in how they make the money.
	It just so happens that a lot of these blue-collar guys don't make that love love money.
	Yeah.
	So she's more concerned with what it makes sense.
	She's a mechanic.
	Yeah.
	So I want to see him get their hands dirty.
	I don't want to see him typing on the laptop.
	On a plane.
	Did you see that?
	No, I haven't.
	What's up with your toe, nigga?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit, God.
	Yo, girl.
	Yes, I'm sorry.
	How'd you even notice that?
	That's a real deal, bro.
	I saw one tight win.
	This week, nigga.
	I'm over here trying to ask questions.
	This nigga looking at Twitch.
	Come on, man.
	Bro, this is weird.
	Here's a split down.
	What the fuck?
	There's a split down.
	Okay.
	Now, the people in the chat are saying you're capping.
	What's your response to that?
	You're just saying that to get the old man.
	I literally date.
	I have a man.
	I don't have to cap.
	I date a blue-collar man who's a diesel mechanic in Texas.
	And he's wonderful.
	So you don't mind making more money than your man?
	I don't mind.
	Okay.
	You don't mind.
	We'll take your word for it right now.
	I mean, if I could be a stay-at-home mother for the rest of my life, it'd be sick.
	It would be sick.
	It would be lovely.
	Okay.
	We'll take your word for it for now.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Probably tall men.
	Every single one of my exes are like 5'5, 5'6, and I'm six foot tall.
	So it's embarrassing as fuck.
	Yeah.
	How do you fucking dick?
	How do you fucking dick?
	How do you do that?
	That wraps around.
	See, I'm just letting you know.
	You know.
	So have you heard of the Prexel?
	That's what I do.
	It makes it easier.
	Chris Rapping applesauce.
	What is that?
	Can you give us an example?
	What is the note?
	No, I cannot.
	I cannot.
	It's basically with your both legs.
	Oh, no.
	Okay.
	I think we've seen, what's her name do that before?
	Or my head is held over the bed and I'm just getting it.
	All right.
	So you want to be attracted to guys that are six feet, it just doesn't happen.
	I mean, I am, but like, dating-wise, they're all like, most of the ones I've met are like douchebags.
	So it's like, you know?
	So you wish you could be attracted to them, but it just always doesn't work out, I guess.
	Yeah, I'm attracted to the abusive little short kings, but yeah.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What do you want to be attracted to, but you're simply not?
	I feel like someone that's like too successful.
	You want to be attracted to someone that's too successful.
	Yeah, but I'm really not because I know the way they move.
	Why?
	Why do you not enough time for you?
	Or what is the reason?
	You know, I feel like ones that are actually like successful and like rich and everything, they're not really going to be loyal to one person unless like he's the person they move under the oh, like Marin.
	I see what you mean.
	Okay, so you want a guy that's super too successful or very successful, but you kind of know what comes with that.
	Yes.
	But what if you won't cheat, though?
	How do you know?
	What if you won't cheat?
	But what if the guy's money and he won't cheat?
	They always cheat.
	Accusation.
	Something's wrong with that.
	Speaking from experience.
	They always have to do something.
	Like, they can't just stay loyal.
	Who hurt you, man?
	How dare you?
	Did you have a follow-up question to that?
	Or do you want to?
	I was going to ask the opposite.
	So it was the original.
	The original was: what type of man do you want to be attracted to, but you're not.
	And to recap, her, she said corny, like, but you know, they're attractive and they got their shit together, but they're corny.
	You said, dreads.
	You said, similar to your friend, not socially calibrated, but have their shit together.
	You said him being rich, but you prefer a blue-collar worker.
	You said six foot tall, but just doesn't work out.
	And then for you, a successful guy, too successful, you should be attracted to it, but the problems of infidelity that come with it.
	Fair?
	He's going to cheat.
	That's all.
	Gotcha.
	Yep.
	So, what type of guy are you attracted to, but don't want to be?
	Okay.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	That's like a good one.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you got some good ass questions today.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So we'll go with in the reverse.
	We'll start here.
	One more time.
	Same question.
	Like, what?
	No, it's not.
	It's reverse.
	Last time we're talking about it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, what type of guy are you attracted to, but you don't want to be?
	Yeah, like they're bad for you.
	To keep it simple, like, you're attracted to it, but you know it's fucking toxic.
	Okay, so I'm trying.
	I'm attracted to like a guy who's like simple.
	Like, he doesn't do too much.
	He doesn't go out.
	Because I don't go out either.
	So I don't want someone who's like really outside.
	So that's kind of like what I like.
	You're boring, nigga.
	Hell.
	What the fuck is going on?
	I'm just saying.
	So you mean that's a bad thing?
	Like, because he's saying, like, if he wants a toxic trait, like something bad, like you're attracted to it, but you know it's bad for you.
	Right?
	That's what that's what you're trying to get at.
	Like, to me, that sounds like that's a good thing that they don't go out, but I mean, maybe I could be.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I'll give you an example.
	You like, let's say you say, I like criminals.
	Like, I have a bad problem with getting with guys that scam or sell drugs or, you know, or do drugs or they drink alcohol a lot.
	That's what we mean.
	Or guys that like to cheat.
	Or guys that like to cheat.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	Maybe that's it.
	Can you think of something?
	Intend this.
	Next one.
	All right.
	I'll come back to you.
	But this is a good question.
	So I want you to think about it.
	Think of something that you're attracted to, but you know it's toxic.
	What about your mommy's boys?
	Straight up.
	Mommy's boys.
	My ex was a mommy boy.
	He liked his mom.
	Not anymore.
	Oh no, I hate him.
	Anyways, his mom still pays for His like insurance and stuff, kind of embarrassing because I pay for all my bills.
	Like, my parents have not paid for anything since I was 17.
	My parents have not paid for anything since I was 17.
	So it's like embarrassing.
	Like when a guy cannot pay for his own stuff, like his mommy has to do it.
	So let me, so I make sure I have this right.
	Uh-huh.
	So you're attracted to mama's boys, but but it's but you know it's toxic for you and backfires.
	Oh, yeah, every time.
	Every time.
	Yeah, but it's good with women because they're mommy's boys.
	Let me ask you this then to go deeper.
	Is the reason you're attracted to mommy boys up front is because they have some semblance of treating you like a lady?
	They so no, I guess maybe like at first, because it's like most narcissists that do it.
	So they they give you, they show you what they want you to see.
	And then, you know, three, four, five, six months in, all of a sudden it's completely opposite and it just never works out for me.
	So okay.
	All right.
	So attractive upfront, how they have a deep respect for their mom, but then it becomes annoying at the end because that mom is also their supervisor.
	Yeah.
	And it's one of those things where like I feel like a lot of quote-unquote mommy's boys, they learn to depend on a woman.
	So they think that when they start dating a woman, that woman should basically take care of them as their mom would.
	I'm not your fucking mom, bro.
	Like go pay your own bills.
	I like my ugh, my cash app is disgusting.
	I sent that kid over 10K, bro.
	Like, I'm so embarrassed.
	I swear.
	Like, it's disgusting, bro.
	Like, bro, because I thought he loved me, bro.
	Exactly.
	Shit, boys, me up.
	You made it.
	You made it.
	That's a first.
	Because we've asked girls, like, hey, what's something a lot of times bad boys, drug dealers, scammers, whatever.
	That's a first where I'm attracted to mama's boys, but it comes back biting me in the ass.
	She was only fans, so that makes sense.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What is something that you're attracted to, but you know, it's toxic and fucks you up long term?
	Um, alcoholics.
	Because I like alcohol.
	I like, I like drinking beer.
	And usually the people I meet are usually at bars.
	And, you know, they act really good.
	And then you're like, well, I have a kid.
	You know, I can't really be around alcoholics, but you know, I have kids free.
	Sorry, Chris.
	So it's like, wait, what?
	What?
	But aren't you?
	Something they drink every day.
	But aren't you like default alcoholic too?
	If you drink on the weekend?
	I mean, you drink every weekend?
	Not every weekend.
	Come on.
	Every week?
	No.
	Listen.
	That's false.
	I drink twice a week, man.
	Like once every two weeks.
	Let me ask.
	Okay.
	Whenever you're with white people, you got to go specific when you talk to white people.
	Are you like a craft beer connoisseur?
	No.
	You're not.
	What type of alcohol do you consume?
	Coarse light.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	You guys can like beers.
	No, because I was.
	This is some white people shit.
	Yeah.
	White people like craft beers, right?
	IPAs, all this other shit.
	Oh, this is a regional brewery in Brooklyn.
	It's fucking awesome.
	They love that shit.
	So it's like a hobby for a lot of people to be beer connoisseurs or wine connoisseurs, etc.
	So I'm trying to figure out for her.
	She said, I deal with a lot of alcoholics.
	Gotcha.
	Well, under what pretense do you meet these alcoholics?
	A lot of times you meet them at a wine tasting.
	You meet them at one of these craft beer launches.
	So that's what I was trying to figure out.
	But if you're drinking, if you're drinking Coarse Light, never mind.
	Die bar.
	Curl bars.
	Beer gut?
	No.
	Okay.
	What?
	You drink in the morning?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	So, okay, so how are you meeting them then?
	Just so I can.
	At the bar, like at a dive bar, pool bar.
	They come off cool and social, and then you hang out with them more and you find out.
	And then they drink every day.
	That's not for a lot of those shit, bro.
	Oh, fuck.
	I mean, mad about the bar, nigga.
	What you expect?
	I know.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Wait, can you repeat the question more times?
	What is something that you're attracted to that you know is bad for you and always bites you later on?
	Like bad boys?
	It's definitely the hood niggas, definitely the drug dealers.
	What up, Paywan?
	Always smoke.
	Like, no, I'm not trying to just see sending over here.
	She's from Chicago.
	Okay.
	And honestly, I feel like I don't meet my man at the places that I be.
	Thank you.
	Where you be?
	Where you be?
	I mean, when I perform, I be outside.
	You know, the clubs in Houston.
	I be in Houston.
	Like, it's not a good dating scene.
	I just, it's not the vibes.
	Okay, just so I can make sure I have this.
	So your weakness is street dudes.
	They be fine.
	And I feel like maybe I don't see them.
	Where do you meet them?
	You said at the club?
	That's where you're meeting them?
	I meet them at the club.
	They be trying to talk to me everywhere.
	Okay, so they do meet you outside of the club then.
	Because you said you don't meet them where you be at.
	So I was trying to figure out how you meet them.
	I feel like I meet a lot of niggas outside, like in the streets.
	And see, maybe that's why I need no.
	She's at an awesome story.
	Maybe I should try the white tea boys, no more slams.
	She's not playing.
	She's not good.
	She is not playing.
	Where are you meeting them, though, realistically?
	Like, honestly, are you meeting them at the club?
	You said outside.
	Define outside.
	I meet them like the clubs, like Dome.
	I'm trying to think of another thing.
	Just stumble like Van Dome.
	Van Dome.
	Yeah, like just different clubs that be like in Houston or.
	Okay.
	Is there a Van Dome in Houston?
	No, she's talking about a different dome.
	Yeah, it's a different.
	Oh, Dome.
	It's like a nightclub.
	Some club in Houston.
	It's called Dome.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's called Dome?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You should be giving Dome for that.
	To be more specific.
	Definitely not.
	Really?
	You said hood guys.
	Are you crazy?
	Hood guys are your thing.
	Are we talking, does the skin color matter?
	Does how they look matter?
	No, I wouldn't say I really like I'm what racist.
	Do they gotta be black?
	Like if you get some white chocolate, would you like that?
	Or if they have to be like a nigga.
	Like me.
	A nigga.
	He has to be like fine, kind of like a nigga.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	He has to have that swag.
	He has to be.
	Yeah, the real swag, the chain.
	I like the urban.
	You like the urban boy.
	He's like, you know.
	Yeah.
	George, you know?
	There's a reason why I'm saying this.
	So your thing is you want a street dude criminal, but no, I don't want a criminal.
	No.
	Well, street niggas are criminals by definition.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Street niggas are criminals by definition.
	We're attracted to one street.
	I'm talking about attracted to.
	So you're attracted to street guys, right?
	They end up somehow being street guys, yes.
	Okay.
	So here's the thing I'm trying to clarify.
	When I say street dude, we're talking about urban street dude, might be a scammer, might be a drug dealer.
	We're not talking about Bob who embezzles from his company.
	No, we are not talking about Bob who embezzles himself.
	Okay, so it's not the criminality you're attracted to.
	It's the urban culture that you're attracted to.
	No, it'll be them as a person I'm attracted to.
	And then I learn long, like later down the line who you really are.
	And I'm like, ooh, I don't like it.
	Okay.
	So it's not the criminality.
	It's the girlfriend.
	It's ugly.
	Yeah.
	It's the culture in the chaos.
	It's the swag and the culture.
	Okay.
	It's like the swag, too.
	Sometimes, but then it'd be like, whoa.
	So you got a lot going on.
	Yeah, get her.
	And get her.
	Okay.
	I'm just trying to.
	I'll try to figure out.
	Hey, if you does she want like a Bernie Madoff?
	Is she okay with a Bernie Madoff type dude that's like, you know, embezzling money and scamming in that way or with a suit on or, you know, the dude selling the fucking packs?
	You know, who is that?
	There you go.
	That's fine.
	Never mind.
	Never mind.
	Is he fine?
	Yeah.
	Go down.
	He's from J-Block.
	Nobody from Old Day.
	Bernie Madoff is from J-Block.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So your weakness, hood guys.
	All right.
	What about you, Miss Bisexual men.
	Oh, what?
	You're drunk as your what?
	What the fuck?
	Hell no.
	Shut the fuck.
	She likes to eat ass.
	I know it.
	I do.
	I knew it!
	How did you know, what's wrong with that?
	Whoa!
	I'm pretty good at it.
	Yo!
	What's that song?
	I'm sticking his tongue in there.
	Nah, I'm eating his ass.
	I'll be preaching to love her.
	Love her.
	In the Canada?
	Aww.
	She got you up in there.
	Do you lick the ass after eating or before eating?
	I don't give a fuck.
	Oh!
	Yo!
	Bro, at least I make sure it's clean.
	I make sure it's clean.
	Do you make sure it's washed?
	She don't care.
	She don't want to wash it.
	I can hear in the show.
	I don't even know.
	Let me ask this.
	Okay, so bisexual.
	That's not bothering me, though.
	Nigga, that's AIDS, nigga.
	In the ass?
	Nigga, bisexual niggas.
	In the ass?
	Me eating ass is going to give me AIDS.
	Clean Lamb A thing makes this sense.
	Probably.
	I'm trying to tell you.
	So don't like women or ass.
	Fuck it up my brain.
	I mean, booty, goddamn.
	Sharon.
	I ain't got no gay reflex anyway, so what?
	I'm tall.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Let me get a hell of it.
	Okay, so you said bisexual.
	Oh, hello.
	Now, I really want to.
	So, something that you're attracted to, but it's toxic.
	So, do they tell you up front they're bisexual or I get it out of them?
	I get it out of them.
	Okay, so you find out later.
	No, right.
	She be eating ass when she wants to eat ass.
	She's telling them that.
	I'm too old!
	What she's saying is, oh, no, I don't do that shit.
	And he does.
	And she's like, oh, he likes it.
	Yeah.
	If they giggle, you keep it.
	I'm like, yo, listen, leaf.
	That's fucking weird, bro.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Oh, fuck up.
	You know exactly what you know.
	You struggle with me before.
	I don't know what you're saying.
	I need to stay.
	How do you know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Shut up.
	It's stuttering.
	I'm in ten seeds.
	I'll be taking my turn, and if you want to think about it from the point of view of your point of view, is that like you want to see if it's going to go for it or not?
	And if it goes for it, it's probably bi.
	It's not bi though.
	But other niggas, other niggas gonna think it's bi, but they be sitting there getting their ass credit park just like us.
	Gay.
	That's not gay.
	I'm a woman.
	They like kids.
	I ain't gonna get ass.
	I'm eating it.
	I'm turning you over and you're going to ride in my face, too.
	Y'all better leave me alone.
	Do you go ask me?
	Do you go ask me?
	Bobby Valentino.
	Bobby Valentino.
	Yeah, I'm telling you.
	He got my whole face tattoo.
	He got my whole face tattoo on his ass.
	You bad.
	I fucked him up.
	Boss Mandelo come back too.
	We might have to go on early.
	Boss Maddie P.O. Bobby.
	Bobby don't need a break.
	Make it the other one.
	I don't want to get up.
	I love you, baby.
	That was easy.
	I let him ride my face.
	He rolled him right in my face.
	He rolled your face.
	What?
	Nah, nigga.
	Is that the one who was just on the naked?
	Boss Mandelo?
	Wasn't he just on the couch naked?
	Y'all see my pictures, I'm bringing the internet.
	I ain't seen nothing.
	I said enough.
	We gonna mind you.
	All right, Martin.
	So it said, that's why his name is D-Lo.
	Hey, I'm like a motherfucker.
	A lot of men down here.
	It's not gay.
	It's not gay, yo.
	That shit is not gay.
	It's just amazing.
	Yes, it is.
	Okay.
	Yo, bro.
	So I guess this is a topic of like, I guess it depends on how you interpret it.
	So just to be clear, your weakness, or sorry, the thing that you're attracted to, but you know is bad for you is you get with men.
	You guys engage in sexual activity.
	You either talk him into I don't talk nobody into that's weird.
	Okay, so they allow you to do the ass thing.
	She surprises that.
	You can't talk anybody in the middle.
	I'm really trying to clarify this because it's very important.
	This is very important.
	So just to make sure I have this right, you get with them.
	This topic comes up.
	You either talk them into it or they bring it up.
	And in your eyes, if you actually engage in this ass eating or whatever it is, in your eyes, you look at them as they're bisexual automatically.
	It depends on how loose it is with them.
	Whoa, whoa.
	Hell no.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Oh, my God.
	Let's be clear.
	I already know.
	Let me clarify this last clarifying question.
	Let me make sure I clarify this last question.
	But they're not hooking up with or attracted to men, though.
	They ain't none of my business because I don't pay my bills.
	Okay, so you don't ask that.
	I ain't going to see nothing news.
	Have you ever been with a guy where you did the tongue shit, then you found out he also is attracted to men?
	I know.
	I don't make it my job to find out what they do.
	You just assume they're bisexual.
	I know by their tongue.
	She only wants to know what's going on.
	That's very important.
	Because I've always had this world view.
	I've always had this worldview.
	Wow, my tongue's strong.
	I got a strong tongue, y'all.
	I got brave women.
	I got to get the food out of here.
	Hold on, hold on.
	But I'm saying, stop.
	There's a reason why I'm clarifying this.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Hell no.
	I need another sip of my water.
	The reason why I'm clarifying this is because I've always said, you know, I don't, I think women, right, if they're bisexual, it adds to their repertoire.
	It makes them more attractive in general.
	But when a man is bisexual, it hurts him.
	I don't think most women will be okay knowing that their partner sleeps with other men or engages in sexual activity with men.
	So it's like a big negative.
	So I'm under the belief, and you guys can, if you disagree with me, I don't think there's a such thing as a guy being bisexual.
	I think you're just gay.
	And the reason why is because if you derive sexual satisfaction from having sex with men, why would you bother with women?
	Because women is 10 times harder, right?
	We're human beings.
	Path of least resistance, right?
	So if you can get the same sexual satisfaction from men, I don't think most guys that actually derive that pleasure from men would bother with even dealing with women.
	That's why I kind of want to clarify.
	But you're saying these guys on paper are heterosexual, but you come to the conclusion that you think they're bisexual because they allow you to do the tongue thing.
	Okay.
	Also, for them as a coverage.
	I just wanted to clarify that a tongue.
	Here she is.
	Yeah.
	I just wanted to clarify that because that's a big difference.
	I mean, the butthole thing is still weird, but it's not like brazen bisexuality versus like dudes that, oh, I do both.
	I go to gay clubs and I go to straight clubs because that's hard to find.
	I don't think there's many bisexual men that are able to double dip like that because I would argue most women, if they found out you're bisexual, you're close.
	That's what I keep.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Just making sure I understand.
	What about you?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Can I add one more thing?
	Attracted to, but toxic?
	That's the question.
	Go ahead.
	I just want to say, women that eat ass are like monster eaters.
	Like, we like the best of the best.
	Like, if you can eat ass real good, we could.
	Yep.
	That's don't let us go.
	Yeah, Charlotte eats goaty, too.
	Oh, fuck.
	Don't let you go.
	Like, because I eat women's asses too.
	So it's all plastered on the internet, too.
	Mine is plastered on the internet.
	I got like millions of views of mine.
	Oh, no.
	All right.
	Who said that?
	Okay.
	This is a very interesting and diverse panel.
	Okay, what about you?
	So, something that you're attracted to, but it's toxic.
	Yeah, it's going to be hard to talk that one.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	I ain't got that.
	I don't eat ass.
	Yeah.
	Oh, ain't nothing wrong with it, though.
	Like, them the savages.
	I can't eat.
	I can eat ass.
	But, I mean, I would say.
	Yeah, that's how it sounds.
	I don't want to just say like, like, good niggas, but like, okay.
	You and your friend aren't basically identical.
	No, men with no real motion.
	What?
	Motion, like clout.
	Not even just clout.
	Just like.
	He's not doing anything online.
	You don't really have anything going on for yourself, real, but they be kind of fine.
	No one business.
	They be fine.
	They know how to talk.
	They have the most personality facts.
	The menu.
	Those are usually mommy's boys.
	So sometimes broke pretty boys is what you like it, but you know it's bad for you.
	Unfortunately, I don't usually know they're broke, though, but yes.
	That is, it's like a surprise.
	Whoa.
	It's like, whoa, surprise.
	Surprise.
	You don't have any money?
	Surprise, motherfucker.
	You don't need to say anything about it.
	Okay, so let me ask this then.
	I'm going a little bit deeper.
	But you're saying, okay, so broke pretty boys, but up front, you don't know they're broke yet, right?
	Right.
	Like they're attractive.
	They get their foot in the door.
	Let's hang out sometime.
	You're like, cool.
	You don't do too much research on how financially secure they are.
	Well, I mean, people look good on the internet.
	Of course.
	And I'm in Houston.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So it's like a fake Beverly Hills out there.
	Everybody think they.
	Okay, that's what I was going to ask you next.
	Do they show wealth on the internet?
	Right, exactly.
	But then you get to know them.
	You know how you get to dating somebody and you get to know them for real?
	You figure shit out.
	And you know them better than the internet now.
	So you're like, oh, you ain't even really got nothing going on for real.
	What the fuck?
	Okay, so your weakness is flashy guys that put out a mirage and then you find out later on that they're not really like that.
	They be looking good.
	Typical mindset.
	They be fine.
	So she falls with the scammer niggas at Rental Lambos on the shit.
	I also like scammer niggas.
	I'm from Chicago.
	That's all that's there.
	But I'm a day trader now, so I try to go away from that.
	I don't go to Oblac anymore.
	Not anymore.
	Not anymore.
	She used to.
	She used to be a lot of people.
	She used to get on top of that.
	They're all dead.
	They're all dead.
	That's half true.
	I wanted to put something out real quick.
	And this was like the last time remember I said I didn't want to interrupt anything or ruin it.
	Because you said corny guys.
	Like your thing that you wish I was that you wish you were attracted to, but you're not because they're corny.
	And then you said something very similar where it's like they don't have social calibration.
	I've kind of realized this about black women.
	No offense.
	Women care a lot about your style, your persona.
	And if you come off like corny or tacky to them, I notice like they're the most punishing group of women for that.
	Right?
	Like, and I know you know exactly what I'm talking about.
	Like, if you're with a white girl, right, and you're a little corny or a little bit nerdy or you have peculiar habits, you could get a little bit further away with it.
	But like with black women, I've noticed like if you do some corny shit, you drop off an attraction.
	They tolerate way less of it.
	I'll put it that way.
	Black people have more culture.
	So in general, we're just more.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, you got to come with a little bit of sauce.
	Wait a second.
	Wait a second.
	No offense.
	You got to come with a little bit of sauce.
	Like, we don't like bland shit.
	We don't like bland food, bland men, bland.
	Why are we in jail?
	Unless she's a whitewashed black woman, though.
	Yeah, facts.
	That's it.
	I don't know.
	This is something that I really want, and I wanted to make sure we got through all the questions, but this is something I've noticed almost exclusively with either black women or even white girls or Hispanic girls that are like kind of more urban.
	Yeah, like they will override, sorry, they will write off a guy who is attractive and has money if he's not cool.
	And if you're well-spoken, if you dress well, European style, they're like, oh, this thing is too much.
	No, I like that.
	If you got no edginess, they're not down, bro.
	That's what I've realized.
	Like, they're not.
	You don't have to have any edginess.
	You just can't be saying corny ass shit.
	That's my point.
	That's my point.
	Like, yeah, I can't even think of a good example.
	Like, you know how she gave the joke earlier?
	That's cool.
	Like, she gave a really corny joke in the beginning.
	Like, you would hate that if a dude tried that with you, probably.
	Not like hate, but you'd like two points off.
	Yeah.
	But if he has everything with him, though, too, you know, it's still like, it's doable.
	Like, it's some situations are work withable.
	He's saying other races for the most part that are not urban, Wasino, are slight because he's still cool.
	Yeah.
	Black women are kind of harder on men because black men, especially because like they're not cool or swaggy.
	I'll put it this way: what I've noticed with black women is they care, at least compared to other groups of women, they care the most about looks.
	That tends to be a very important factor for a lot of black women.
	And I have a theory on this.
	I think it's because they grow up fairly masculine in a masculine.
	You know, there's no father in the household, etc.
	For who?
	A lot of black women grew up without a father.
	Well, I have my dad, so I don't.
	I'm saying it.
	Well, it's pervasive in the culture, is my point.
	Okay.
	You have your father, but it's still very within the culture.
	Like, black women put a higher regard on physical attractiveness of men, how they dress alongside swagger, how they upkeep themselves, you know, looking good.
	It goes further with looks I've noticed with black women than like other groups of women.
	And you guys have less tolerance for corniness than other groups of women.
	That's true.
	I mean, it's true.
	I like being a corny mother.
	Me too.
	Come on, be goofy as hell, boy.
	You know, it's not about being done.
	I don't find that.
	You can be goofy, but don't say dumbass, corny, like that's being goofy, though.
	Yeah, everyone finds an example of what's corny for the audience.
	What's an example of being corny?
	Nigga didn't brag too much.
	Okay.
	Once you're corny, I'm lame.
	Like always trying to just, oh, like a dude who be counting money in front of bitches and shit.
	Yeah.
	You don't remember when I gave Roy $50,000?
	Like, you're trying to be somebody you're not.
	We can tell you're trying to be somebody who's not a bad person.
	There's many examples.
	I love you.
	You don't remember when I shot Roy's.
	I got a lot of people.
	That's Kiki.
	For real.
	Corny equals suburbs.
	But I'm suburban.
	Let's not get suburban.
	I'm from Chicago.
	Yeah, but you guys aren't attractive to that.
	We're not a dad.
	You guys aren't attracted to that as our library.
	We're from Chicago where the white people are.
	Facts.
	Yeah.
	Gurney, I don't know.
	Hi, white people.
	White people, babe.
	On the north side.
	Austin, some chats and they come back to you.
	Yeah, you got something you want to follow up.
	There's a lot of information.
	I mean, you have everything you want to follow up on or not.
	No, that's all I add.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	We can read some chats here.
	Very good questions.
	Demon time might be the one, chat.
	Yeah, three diglets.
	This might be your dream come true, bro.
	I ain't gonna lie, man.
	This nigga.
	Okay, Demon Time, can you give us a demonstration of how you would yell at the new military?
	Stop discussing, bitch!
	Damn, fat bitch.
	I'm a fat bitch in the military.
	I mean, alias.
	Oh, yeah.
	Did you mostly like yell at the women like this?
	Yeah, it's all women.
	We all go to women.
	All women.
	Okay, so you were a joe instructor specifically mostly for women.
	And men too, but all women go to Paris Island.
	But there's some men that are there too.
	They be fucking up too, so we could be yelling them too.
	Okay.
	It's fun.
	You eat their ass for punishment or something?
	I didn't do that.
	I ain't getting JP.
	There's laws in the military.
	There's military laws.
	Oh, that's where you draw the line.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I wouldn't eat NASDAQ anyway.
	Oh, he can do this.
	When did you start?
	Have you ever been to Montreal before?
	You would love that place.
	All right.
	You would love that place.
	You would love being there.
	That's how you know they're gay when they take up the ass.
	Question ladies.
	Because I'm assuming, like, during boot camp, they separate the genders, right?
	Women are separated, men are separated.
	So you probably were mostly with the female infrastructure.
	Okay.
	What are your thoughts on men that don't want to court or take women out on dates?
	But just get right to the nitty-gritty and bring them home to Netflix and show on the first night.
	Not a one-light stand, but depending on how it goes, he'll keep her around to fuck her, or he'll commit to her.
	A broke nigga.
	So what are your thoughts on men that don't want to go on dates?
	Just want to fuck.
	I don't like it.
	I ain't going to lie.
	If you letting me know this is what you want to do, I can respect it.
	I ain't going to lie.
	I'm grown.
	If I want to get with that, I'm going to get with that.
	But I can respect it just for you being up front.
	Because a lot of men are not going to let you know that you're trying to do X, Y, and Z.
	They try to act like they're doing some extra shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	True.
	I can respect that.
	And if I like you, you know what I'm saying?
	Girl, girl, they want it or next one?
	Pretty much the same thing.
	Yeah, no, that's not smart.
	Yeah, nah.
	I think if a girl sees potential in you, she will break some of her rules.
	Yeah.
	Facts.
	It's kind of what I think.
	Exactly.
	But, you know, the lower your sexual market value, the more you can't afford to make mistakes versus the more attractive you are, the more you can't afford to make mistakes or take shortcuts.
	Yeah.
	Anybody, what's up next, Yar?
	TBC Films.
	This question is for the tongue split tattoo OF3Hill 4.
	Since you work on Jeep specifically, you have a 2016 Jeep Wrangler Edition that needs ABS, an ABS module replaced, but just the circuit portion.
	Do you know a good website that sells Jeep Wrangler parts at a good price since you're a quote mechanic?
	I mean, you could literally go anywhere if you're looking for a module part.
	Rock auto.
	Fucking literally anywhere.
	You need a certain good fucking brain.
	Can you give them two?
	You could literally fucking redo the circuit.
	I mean, if, I mean, take out the whole circuit if you really want it replaced.
	Wing it.
	On home.
	I mean, O'Reilly's JeepParts.com.
	Okay, there you go.
	Oh, fuck.
	Cash says, tattoo trailer park reject does not belong on a PJ.
	Oh, you mean private job?
	Bitch belongs in the back of a Winnebago?
	Fuck yeah, I do.
	You know what?
	I'm going to say this right now.
	I love being trailer trash.
	I am a hard-ass wigger going hard as fuck.
	I don't care.
	Can I get a hell yeah for my wiggers in the chat?
	Can I get hell yeah?
	Hell yeah, wigger.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Do I give it a dog tomorrow?
	Yes.
	All right.
	What do we got up next?
	Don't demonstrate the motherfucker.
	This question.
	Yeah, we did that one.
	That one.
	Wait, I got 20 on the Marie chipping out and getting canceled.
	I'm two for two, so don't let me down.
	Shaniqua.
	Yo, you would really tell like fat girls like, hey, you fat bitch, you get dropped down?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	I love it.
	I love it.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	That's kind of fucking hilarious.
	I mean, if she told me to do something, I'd probably do it.
	Same.
	Yeah.
	On my ass immediately.
	Like, how hard can you be on them since they're women?
	You can spit on them and shit.
	Oh, well.
	That's crazy.
	That's why I didn't go to the military.
	I swear to God.
	Well, it really is because I had athletes.
	I did do it.
	What was one of the instructions you gave that would always piss them off or fucked them up the most?
	What bitch?
	Killing them on the quarter deck, like making them do wall sits.
	Killing them in the sand pit.
	And Sampit, you do knee highs in Sampit with 200 pounds of gear on your back.
	And sand getting your shoes and your eyes.
	My issues, Mike.
	Oh, sand getting your shoes and your eyes and stuff.
	That would be like the punishment.
	I dropkicked someone with two feet in the air before.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Because I told them to cease fire.
	Zek Geek that is going to fire.
	Is that good?
	Yeah.
	Basically.
	How do you?
	Hold on a second, bro.
	I'm trying to picture this.
	So you're telling me you got the fucking fatigue pants on with the big ass boots and the green shirt and the hat like this.
	Can you fucking jump up and drop kick somebody?
	Yeah.
	Zach Geek.
	With two feet.
	I had to walk and run back and then do a run and start and kick their ass.
	Yeah.
	So they were shooting in the gun still.
	Yeah, because I told him to cease fire.
	You're not supposed to do that.
	just like that just like that just like that just anybody who's a marine knows exactly what i'm talking about So you can spit and dropkick people.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	You can spit on them.
	I need to know what led up to this dropkick.
	How'd you do this?
	I told them to cease fire.
	Oh, you were there on the range?
	Yeah, and they were shooting and they wouldn't stop?
	Yeah.
	It don't matter if it was one round afterwards or not.
	We don't play that shit.
	Okay, so you said ceasefire.
	Someone shot the AR.
	And then they flagged me too with the M16.
	The flagging is when they saw the swing and they, yeah.
	And then did you dropkick them right then and there?
	No, it took like 30 seconds because I said, hold them.
	Okay.
	Hold him.
	Yeah.
	Two other Marines held him by the shoulders.
	Hold their ass.
	Until she said, hold fire.
	She had to go.
	Stay right there.
	Came and kicked their ass down to the ground.
	Yeah.
	He broke a rib, but he was like, hold him.
	Where do you kick them?
	I'm really crazy.
	I'm sorry.
	I had to get very specific to this.
	You don't get opportunities like this often.
	That's so random.
	Okay.
	That's a lot of fun.
	I worked at law enforcement, so I get it like, you know, was it rifle shooting?
	No.
	Or a handgun.
	I'm sorry, M16, yeah.
	Okay, so it's rifle shooting.
	M4s, yeah.
	So y'all are on her big-ass range, outdoors, obviously.
	500 yards, 400 yards, and 100.
	You say fire, they shoot, blah, blah, blah.
	Target's turned.
	You say ceasefire.
	Someone shot again after them.
	Get your ass up.
	Okay.
	So the person that shot, you tell them.
	Yeah.
	And then who held them?
	The other two Marines right next to him.
	Okay, so they know automatically.
	You say, get dressed up.
	Yeah.
	Grab that person.
	They didn't know I was going to do that, though.
	They didn't know I was going to do that.
	Hold them, nigga.
	That's so random, bro.
	So they put their rifles down, they stand up.
	The two Marines that are shooting at the next rows grab them by the arms.
	You walk up, you yell at them, and then you literally jump.
	And then absolutely.
	And then she eats them.
	Come on, man.
	Where do you kick them?
	Bro, no way you did that.
	That's her.
	How'd you not get?
	How was there not a complaint?
	Well, OSI or some shit after that.
	No, we don't have OSI.
	What is that?
	Well, that's the naval criminal investigation.
	Oh, we ain't nothing with the corporate.
	No, I'm sorry.
	That's Air Force.
	But you said he was.
	Damn.
	NCIS.
	NCIS.
	He broke a rib.
	Yeah, he broke a rib.
	He went to bed and everything.
	But it's not your fault.
	It's my fault.
	Are you drunk, too?
	They play nothing?
	He knew better.
	No.
	We Marines.
	Take that shit to the street.
	All right.
	Yeah, Marines.
	Did he eat his ass, though?
	No, I wasn't eating ass in there.
	There was a chance.
	When did you start getting ass?
	It was a female.
	You kicked, right?
	No, I'm right.
	It was a digger?
	This is MCT training.
	MCT training?
	Get over here.
	Anybody know MCT in the chat?
	They know MCT.
	Tell them.
	Free Corps combat training.
	MCT.
	You said med combat training?
	No, Marine Corps combat training.
	So, so chest on your, like you're lying your ass off.
	Is it true?
	You're lying.
	What's up?
	So, I mean, Chat's.
	I need another Marine to speak up.
	Okay, TPC.
	The email division is crazy, which I'll pop your body.
	TPC respond, actually.
	Yeah, do we got any Marines in the house?
	Because I will say this, you know.
	Yeah, you know a flag of the Marines.
	Let's get it to the ass eating.
	TBC responded.
	Yeah.
	The Jeep question is to guess your insider information since you work on Jeep, since the ABS modules are out of stock nationwide.
	Like, I'm supposed to know they're out of stock.
	How am I supposed to know that?
	I don't need one.
	Really, nigga?
	Do you have someone said I'm not lying?
	I told you.
	Do you have like a specific car brand that you work with specifically?
	Chevrolet.
	Okay, Chevy Jefferson.
	I did.
	I traveled and redid 350 Army.
	Small blocks.
	All right.
	Okay.
	I'm still stuck at the fucking dropkick, bro.
	I'm trying to envision this shit in my head.
	Anybody in the Army, Army stands for not ready to be Marines yet.
	So leave us alone.
	Whoever the fuck is in the Army, we don't play with y'all.
	All right, Normie.
	From Army.
	What a story.
	The woman in the Marines is bad.
	Well, look, I'm like in the middle because I'm like, okay, like shooting when you're not supposed to shoot, that is a big deal.
	Like you will get, whether it's law enforcement training, military training, you're on the firing line.
	They say cease fire, you still shoot, nigga, you're going to get fucked up.
	So I could see why there would be a retaliation.
	But like for them to get up and hold them and then you just come in and you fucking bang and dropkick them?
	Yeah.
	How did they not complain?
	No.
	You don't say shit.
	You don't say shit.
	My MOS was MP too.
	Oh.
	Wait, so military police.
	What year was this?
	Shit, 2011.
	Okay, so that's way back in the day.
	This is before the Biden era.
	That's what I said.
	Now they got stress cards and shit.
	That makes sense.
	Way back in the day, they didn't give a fuck.
	Hey, man, any of you niggas here that are Marines, let us know.
	Verify the story or not.
	Crayon Eaters is correct.
	Where did that correct?
	Jamal 11B.
	All right.
	Crazy shit happens.
	Exactly.
	All right.
	Jay Lopez says, phone the host.
	Marines wouldn't complain, exactly.
	At their finest.
	This is a comedy skit.
	You'll thank me later.
	Gotcha.
	Cat says, the three ship she boons is a constant reminder that Lincoln really fucked up.
	Back to the fields.
	What the fuck?
	What does she boom?
	I'm going to open my ass and I'm going to kiss it right now.
	Wait, whoa.
	What is going on with the money?
	What about you?
	I want some Marine niggas in here to verify.
	Marine niggas.
	Ask some test questions, okay?
	And then we'll pose it to her and you can see how valid she is.
	Or do we have something online we can check?
	I see a couple guys here saying where I'm a Marine.
	So Marine niggas or former Marine, ask Marine questions so you guys could verify because that is a crazy story.
	I ain't married, bro.
	She is a lion, Steve.
	DB1 only seven.
	So you guys are talking about me.
	I'm a bang.
	She's not lying.
	Slammed on spin.
	Exactly.
	We got Span kicks.
	That's what we call it.
	Aren't Spartan kicks?
	We don't snitch.
	They be somebody.
	I'm trying to cool that within their group then.
	Hell yeah.
	And the fact that it was a dude.
	You look like a bitch.
	You obstacle played it.
	We all think me.
	To be honest.
	I was in Air Force RTC, so it's totally, totally different.
	I knew some Marines, though.
	Based on what she's told me, I low-key believe her, bro.
	Especially in 2011.
	Yeah, back then, huh?
	Yeah.
	Did this only happen one time?
	Wait.
	No.
	Okay.
	I got lots of war stories.
	Was that before?
	You were a belief.
	I was deployed as well.
	She was drop kicking niggas for decades, I guess.
	Fucking flying out like a chair force.
	We were the smart ones.
	Someone asked, what's her MOS?
	You said MP, right?
	Military Police?
	Yeah.
	That was her MOS.
	And you know, you're supposed to see a sniper, whoever said that.
	So I know he told the truth.
	T-Ray says, not liking dreads, but have a hair hat is crazy.
	But have a what?
	Hair hat.
	What's a hair hat?
	I don't wear wigs.
	You said you were a wig.
	I don't wear wigs.
	This is my real hair.
	Really?
	This is my hair.
	Oh, shit.
	So pull it then.
	Pull it.
	What the fuck?
	Pull this shit up.
	You can tell us real.
	This is my hair.
	But wait, hold on.
	How are you scared about that?
	How are you scared of dogs, though, but you a Marine?
	Stories.
	I got stories.
	Pimbles.
	You got bits.
	No, I didn't see dogs eating dead bodies and stuff, though.
	Oh, wait, yeah.
	When you were in the Middle East?
	Yeah, I was in background.
	Probably.
	It was an Air Force base, actually.
	That makes sense.
	A lot of stray dogs in the Middle East.
	They probably fucking.
	And them niggas are carnivores for real.
	Yeah, so I don't like creepy.
	Fair.
	I was like, wait, hold on.
	You a Marine?
	You're scared of Franken?
	Don't demonstrate.
	Franken, aren't you?
	271.
	Who's a grunt in there?
	That's a grunt, M.O.S. Okay.
	All right.
	Well, it looks like it's 50-50.
	Some niggas are saying, no, she's telling the truth, facts.
	Before I lost in the woods.
	And then some niggas are saying she's cash.
	So I don't know.
	In Missouri, eating a lot of money.
	Ask her questions, nigga.
	Smash.
	Rumble rant in.
	Rumble Rant in or sending questions if you guys are Rogue Viper.
	He says, if I eat the box of a woman who slept with over 2,000 men, does that make me gay?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Cool.
	Wait, what?
	Actually, no, no.
	I don't know.
	You want to care about this for these seconds, bro?
	First of all, niggas.
	Come on.
	I mean, this shit probably tastes good as fuck.
	I wouldn't know.
	So, we had a guy on stream, right?
	I got a Miss Mellow over here.
	And she told a story about how, you know, she's fucking this guy, whatever.
	That was me.
	I smashed, right?
	Now, she mentioned to Ak, Eat It Box.
	All right, ask a question about eating box.
	First of all, I didn't even hear that shit, bro.
	I was like, yo, whatever.
	I'm sick.
	He's sick.
	So I let it fly by.
	Then, I see comments saying, oh, Fresh ate the box.
	I was like, nigga, eat what box?
	What the fuck are you saying?
	I asked, Ayo, Ak.
	Did I say I ate a box on stream?
	And he's like, I think so.
	I said, nah, nigga.
	I'll never say that.
	So I asked her, yo, do you tell them I ate your box?
	What the fuck is that shit?
	I was like, oh, I couldn't see.
	Niggas using my fingers.
	I ate your box.
	It's disgusting, bro.
	So, chat, just so you guys know, bro, I need a box.
	Ask yourself.
	She was letting do it.
	I don't know what to talk about over there, nigga, but I didn't eat a box.
	That's fucking weird, bro.
	Disgusting for the Caribbean.
	Listen, my girl, maybe, but her, hell no.
	So, fuck that.
	Halam!
	But yeah, I didn't.
	What are your thoughts on eating box, Austin?
	I think that should be reserved for a woman who you have fairly vetted out for at least six months to a year.
	Okay.
	And you clearly know what she's doing when she's not around you.
	Absolutely.
	First of all, I don't do it at all.
	I don't like it.
	Yo, I post stories to niggas.
	Do you need lessons?
	I have Smash Girls.
	Cream Pie.
	That's disgusting, bro.
	Hell no.
	You don't?
	Cream Pie says you're not.
	No, no.
	I'll create pie, but I won't eat a box, though.
	Oh, King Pie at the bottom.
	But girls really don't care if you're a girl.
	Certainly.
	Certain girls are.
	No, mine got him.
	Mine has to.
	So y'all eat the box.
	I've realized that.
	Look, this is going to be fucked up, but I'm just going to say it anyway.
	What I've realized that with a lot of guys that eat the box is to make up for a lack of sexual market value.
	So it's like the guy isn't necessarily maybe on the girl's level, or he lucked out and got this girl.
	And one of the ways that he has to compensate for a lower sexual market value is by prioritizing her pleasure during sex.
	When I think it should actually be the other way around, I think women should be doing that.
	They should be prioritizing your pleasure from the sex because you're the prize in my eyes.
	That's how it should be.
	But let's be honest, a lot of guys, their girl carries way more sexual value than way more sexual market value than they do.
	Most guys typically end up with a girl that they're just happy to be with and will do anything to keep.
	So that's how I think about it.
	But I don't know if anyone has any.
	I agree.
	I don't like my ass getting eaten, but I will eat the dude's ass.
	Well, I was talking about eating with everybody.
	It's the eating ass.
	There you go.
	They're right there.
	But look, that's the thing.
	If I'm next to each other.
	You're talking about the subordinate nature.
	I don't want my ass being ate.
	It feels weird, but I'll do anal.
	What the fuck?
	No, it's funny.
	We are kind of like one in the sexuality.
	She doesn't like for the man to be in a subordinate position.
	It's weird.
	Is that what it is?
	Yes.
	Which is crazy.
	I don't like a man to show their feminism as much as some of my past guys that I've been with have.
	Yeah, it's gross.
	That's fair.
	It turns me off immediately.
	And I'm like, ugh.
	Yeah, I think as a guy, especially if you guys are shit together, you shouldn't be eating boxes.
	I think it's a declaration of weakness, in my opinion.
	It is.
	I know a lot of people would get mad at me when I say that, but so you think they should be giving dick versus the box.
	What's that?
	They need to be giving dick instead of the box.
	Yeah, they're going to need it.
	It's like eating the box.
	Yeah, I don't think I should eat.
	Is that a mutual love?
	Like a mutual love.
	Let me explain why I have this worldview.
	So assuming, right, the man is doing what I suggest, which is you're coming in as competent, fit, makes more money than her, have your shit together.
	You're a catch.
	I don't think it's appropriate for you to be engaging in oral sex with a woman because what you're personifying in the sexual act is I'm a subordinate to you.
	And I don't think little dick energy.
	I mean, well, I mean, if you think that that's how you interpret it, I think as the man, you shouldn't be subjecting yourself to that because getting sexual pleasure, right, is a woman's job for her man.
	I don't think a man has a duty to sexually please his girl, but a girl absolutely has a sexual duty to please her man.
	Yep, that's fair.
	I want some dick.
	I mean, you can eat it all day.
	I can't do it.
	Let me explain what I mean by this.
	And there's a reason why I have this view, right?
	Let's assume you're with a guy, right?
	And maybe, let's say the dick isn't that great, right?
	But he's funny.
	He provides for you.
	He is a good person, whatever.
	Like, men can kind of make up for their deficiencies, right?
	If they're not good at sex.
	But women, if they suck at sex or if they're not pleasing your guy, there's not really much more you can do.
	That is like your main power.
	Does that make sense?
	Yeah.
	It's not an email, it's a big power, but it's only one thing.
	At least with men, like you can get value from us in other ways outside of your sexuality.
	So even if the guy isn't eating your box, he can still please you in other ways.
	But with women, it's not like that.
	So that's why I look at sex as a woman's duty, not necessarily a man's duty.
	I don't think it's little dick energy.
	I think it's more along the lines of we already have to bring so much more to the table than women do.
	It's like, do your job, ladies.
	Okay, I agree with that.
	Does that make sense?
	I agree with that.
	I just think that you can't eat them all.
	I can't eat so much box because what about women that eat dudes' asses if like a guy asks for it?
	But like, I think that's weird.
	What about three?
	I just, I'm just wondering what you guys thought of it.
	Yeah, I just, I think if a guy says eat my ass, I think you should really question.
	I think they're gay.
	Gotta be gay.
	Yeah, you should really question your ass.
	I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't wrong on my intuition.
	Yeah, I think there's some problems there.
	Very problematic.
	It's a big red flag, honestly.
	Gotta be gay, bro.
	Yeah.
	Ow.
	Or by curious, I guess, in that case.
	Gay.
	Something.
	That's not real.
	That's not real.
	Hold on.
	No, but.
	There's one time where I'll give you like a pass.
	Is if your actual chick disrespected you and you want to make her pay for it.
	Like, what am I with?
	Dude.
	Oh, that's the only time.
	I can see that's like a all right.
	All right, bitch.
	Get on your knees.
	And then that makes sense.
	But it's a kind of a little bit.
	Wait, and eat your ass?
	It's either you go.
	Some of the YouTuber mentioned that if it goes, you gotta mention paying for that shit, though.
	You've got a really good one.
	I don't know how you do that, but hey, I get it, I guess.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But when you're AMS, man, I got me lost.
	I mean, if it's for like for my profession, obviously, I've had scenes where I actually have to eat ass.
	So it's like it depends.
	Like, with porn stars, it's different because we're, I mean, porn stars are pretty clean, in my opinion.
	Like, we have to get texted every two weeks.
	We literally do.
	We pay like $500 to get tested every two weeks.
	But yeah.
	Zoom in.
	That's right.
	All right.
	Cool.
	What do we got?
	What's up next here?
	Nate Higgers.
	Oh, it's sick.
	Yo, what the hell?
	Yo.
	Nate Higgers.
	Okay.
	Roman Reigns.
	With a watermelon emblem.
	Okay.
	On this show, we teach women to stay away from the blacks if they don't want to become forever tainted and continue to get pumped and dumped.
	But tonight, since we have Austin on the show, we will make a rare exception for you, Mud Sharks.
	Wait.
	Is that me?
	Yeah.
	What the hell?
	No, no, it's all Photoshop, bro.
	All right, Chris, I'm bringing girls from Chinatown.
	Anyways.
	Oh, what they were.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	No, Worry about it.
	From the streets.
	Anyways, ratings for these sewer rats from Fresh.
	Sewer rats is crazy.
	This is sewer rats.
	I'm taking any force.
	This is New York.
	What do you look like?
	Vampire Twitter.
	Hey, you're a little bit more of a family.
	Get him, ladies.
	Hey, which one did I?
	Ladies, get him.
	She's like my sister, Fiona.
	Hey, he had to send $20 to Sinat, by the way.
	I was going to say, you can take that matchup, man.
	Fiona is a bad bitch.
	Fiona's fine.
	If you're going to roast me, at least make it that.
	Don't care.
	Who is Dushaku?
	Yasuke.
	Is it supposed to be racist?
	Who's the unpaid Walter Weeks?
	Can you guys go to the Walter Weeks?
	No, I'm the burnt Fiona shirt.
	Yasuke?
	I'm Burnt Fiona.
	I'll tell you how to see me up.
	I don't see me up there.
	Come on.
	Let's go through this real quick.
	Let's go through this real quick.
	I said Burt Fiona.
	You're crazy.
	Fiona is cute.
	Remember the two funniest.
	Some niggas said the burnt animal.
	Yes.
	Nigger Ross.
	Yo, Nicarilla's is crazy.
	Yo.
	Who's vampire teeth?
	I don't know who that is.
	Hold on.
	I guess.
	Let's go through this real quick, right?
	We got four eyes right next to me.
	She got a three.
	Force Whitaker.
	She's beautiful.
	Two.
	Vampire Teeth.
	Three.
	Burt Fiona.
	I'm confused, though.
	Three.
	Yasuki.
	Or Yasuki.
	Yasuke.
	Yasuke.
	The first black Samurai.
	And I'm a burnt ones.
	That's my favorite anime.
	That's one of our favorite anime Walter Weeks.
	Oh, I'm unpaid Walter Weeks.
	Who is that?
	Yeah, who the fuck is that?
	That's my pull picture.
	I don't love her.
	She is white.
	So I can't say that.
	All the time they said he just came at me at one time.
	That nigga said Surats.
	And I was like, what the fuck?
	I just thought burnt animal.
	Then I remember nigga Rilla.
	Like, we were dying.
	We had this one big black bitch on one time.
	And yo, tell the nigga Rilla, get the fuck out of here.
	Yo, we lost our shit, bro.
	Yeah.
	For like two minutes straight.
	Yo, for two minutes straight.
	These clips, bro.
	Put it together.
	Yeah, we're coming soon.
	That'd be hilarious.
	Cup is sued, bro.
	Zaitosin wanted to say congratulations on this accomplishment so far.
	And from now on, every female should come on the real hair.
	No stiff ass weeb or perm.
	Y'all talking about culture of the white hair?
	I can talk about whatever the fuck I want to talk about.
	Facts.
	And your mama, bitch.
	Check it out.
	I said, yeah, I agree.
	Ladies, get them.
	Because my hair is shitty.
	Go check my page.
	I got my real shit on the wall.
	It's thick as fuck.
	Why wear the fake hair then?
	Because Saddy can do whatever the fuck we want.
	This is more time, like time.
	What do you say?
	Are you wearing it for yourself or for guys?
	It's very, it's never for a nigga.
	Why can't I do anything for guys?
	I just told y'all I'm not even on y'all hoes.
	Got it.
	It's just more, it's time convenience type of thing.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Number niggas.
	I mean, niggas like anything.
	They gonna bust it down.
	Whatever.
	They do whatever.
	They like whatever.
	A lot of them.
	It depends on who you are.
	It depends on the capital.
	Everybody got things.
	It depends on how the calendar is, but you know.
	All right.
	So TPC again.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So I'm currently on your repage.
	So your real hair is where who?
	Ludicrous?
	Yeah, oh, you better scroll on that shit and look through it.
	Down?
	How far you gotta go?
	Damn.
	Red?
	Don't do that.
	It was just a few months ago.
	I just had my real shit out.
	I don't want to see shit here, bro.
	It's all wigs.
	Just keep looking and come back to this thing.
	I'll send you a picture.
	How about that?
	All right, cool.
	Got titty toe.
	I know, and they're all real.
	Right, do y'all want pictures of the real hair?
	PJ Sue.
	No, nigga, we don't care.
	Oh my god, who?
	All right, TBZ pumps.
	All right, he said, you said Jeep specialists earlier, bro.
	Forgot my line of questioning and stick to your OnlyFans career, please.
	And I was an FNF Corp.
	I was an FMF corpseman on Edson Range, and the kill hats would fuck these recruits up, and I would have to patch them up.
	Thank you.
	Okay, so he's a staff sergeant.
	Wait, that's Star Sergeant.
	No, I'm reading his rank on his arm.
	DB1N only says, all right.
	I'm not lying, and I lost weight, though.
	So TPC, you believe the dropkick story, bro.
	Give me a yes or no.
	Do you believe the dropkick story?
	What's with the licking?
	Oh, sorry.
	Let's see.
	Yes.
	DB1N says as well.
	MSGT.
	That's the Sergeant.
	That's what it means.
	That's the one we did before.
	And just so y'all know, all these chats come from Castle Club, bro.
	So if you guys want to get involved in the show, you put memes and shit like that.
	This all comes from Castle Club.
	Which, by the way, we're going to have a Zoom call with Austin next week, by the way, too.
	We're going to cover dating and shit like that with y'all.
	So it'll be good.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Cheeseburger actual says, if you ain't infantry, you ain't shit.
	If you ain't what are your thoughts on that?
	Oh, you really want to know?
	That's only somebody who was a boot.
	Boot ass bitch.
	That means he didn't make it far.
	Yikes.
	Okay.
	Oh, hell no.
	Security forces MP, Pooh Falcon, most hated job out there.
	Fuck out of here.
	Yep.
	Absolutely.
	She was driving bars.
	I was a 080811.
	I don't see Cap.
	We used to fuck each other up for fun.
	For fun.
	We used to grapple like a motherfucker in the field.
	Yeah.
	Period.
	Okay.
	You're legit.
	So it seems like people are saying she was dropkicking niggas.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's crazy, bro.
	Granted, I guess it was before the military got woke.
	This is Obama era.
	Yeah.
	11.
	That one's crazy, bro.
	A post, right?
	All right, we got their questions here as well.
	When did you get out the military?
	Um, two years ago, okay.
	So, you served under Trump, Obama, and Biden.
	Which one was the worst?
	I don't remember.
	I was drunk half the time, too.
	Can't drink like Marines, man.
	Forgot who the commander-in-chief is.
	All right, so ladies, we have a question here from the first uh portion of the show, and Austin, these are for you.
	So, we asked a question: uh, why do men feel they need to multiple they need multiple women that they can't take care of, i.e., Paulie?
	Okay, so why do men feel they need multiple women?
	Let's say Austin is.
	Let me stop.
	This is for you, yeah.
	Answer, yeah, yeah.
	No, no, we'll have, no, I'll have you answer all the questions.
	So, once again, why do men feel they need multiple women that they can't take care of?
	I'm not sure about the reason why they can't take care of it.
	I can answer why guys feel like they want multiple women.
	Um, it usually comes down to a biological desire, and if the guy has the option to do so, he's usually going to try to exercise that versus the guys who can't usually won't or will have copes about not wanting to do so.
	You know, I believe the guy who doesn't, it takes a certain level of discipline and maturity through time in which he realizes the opportunity cost of dealing with multiple women isn't worth whatever he might potentially lose with the woman he's seeing long term.
	But deep down, most guys, 95% of them, would like to exercise their options, you know, even if they can't take care of the women.
	So, real quick for you, uh, Austin.
	Um, you know, we've talked a lot about the 80-20, 20% of men are having, you know, hooking up with majority of the women.
	Uh, do you think that number has increased or decreased, in your opinion, based on the clientele, you being versed in this world, um, speaking with clients, et cetera?
	What's your analysis of that?
	Down or up from 20?
	Uh, honestly, I think it's about the same, to be honest.
	I don't think okay, so you still think it's around 20%?
	Well, 10%, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, around 10%.
	I think it's like single-digit.
	I think it may maybe went down even a little bit more.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I just like as technology gets better and Instagram and TikTok become more and more prominent, man.
	I just see more.
	I don't know.
	I just see women being more selective.
	And then, like, the other thing that has me very alarmed is like the rapid progression of AI with women.
	That's been one of my things I've been keeping an eye on.
	And, like, as I see it advance more and more year by year, because it's like going way faster than I thought.
	I thought 50 to 100 years, this AI thing would solve the problem.
	Dude, I see it happening in the next one to two decades.
	Have y'all seen those AI influencers?
	Yeah.
	Or like the legit.
	Bro, that's what has me.
	It's weird.
	Because I thought it was 20, right?
	Then as Instagram got worse, whatever, I was like, okay, maybe it's 10.
	Now that I see how fast AI is coming, the speed at which AI is progressing to me is indicative of more and more guys are being left out.
	Well, there's a girl online that is AI only.
	She has more followers than most OnlyFans girls and makes more money than all of them combined.
	And she does 24-7 content.
	Think about it.
	Yeah.
	But I want to get your opinion.
	What do you think?
	She's around 10.
	Yeah, I think it's the same around 10.
	It's hard to quantify that in a data-driven sort of statistic.
	Yeah, no one would do that study.
	It'd be unethical and fucked up and misogynistic.
	Yeah, but I think the top 10% of guys, the guys who max out everything, the guys who have the status, have the looks, have at least a combination of different elements that make them appealing and attractive, those guys are going to win.
	And those guys are the guys who have been winning for sure.
	Yeah, having one alone is not enough.
	You need multiple variations of that or all if you can, for sure.
	Yeah.
	But look, it's the top 10% of guys who also exercise the options of multiple women, but also they are the ones who desire mostly the multiple women versus the guys in the bottom 80, 70%.
	These guys just want to attract one girl.
	They want one good girl to go home to and have a relationship with based on what I've seen in the clients that I coach too.
	So, you know.
	Yeah.
	So the majority come to you saying, I want a girlfriend versus I just want to fuck a bunch of bitches.
	Yeah.
	As always, they want a girlfriend or somebody to take serious.
	It's very rarely that the guys just wants a rotation or like multiple women.
	Yeah.
	No, that's fair.
	No, yeah.
	I mean, that's very, that's very telling.
	Why do men do things like fly women out when they can't even afford to keep up with the expectations of the trip in general?
	I mean, who hurt you, nigga?
	Who wrote this?
	Not me.
	I mean, that's a very specific question.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Wait, can you reread it?
	Yeah, for us.
	Why do men do things like fly women out when they can't even afford to keep up with their expectations for the trip in general?
	Probably because they want to meet you.
	They want to fuck, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, facts.
	They just want to fuck.
	Oh.
	Who wrote that?
	And whoever wrote that, that likely happened to them when they started writing about it.
	Panama, man.
	Come on, man.
	Speak up.
	That was you.
	Panama.
	That was you.
	No.
	That was come on, man.
	That was her.
	That was you for sure.
	That's why you gotta have your own money.
	No, no, Having your money.
	That didn't have nothing to do with it.
	Well, I guess.
	Do you want to say that one or no?
	Yeah, they just want to fuck.
	Pretty much.
	As simple as that, yeah.
	How do you guys decide who deserves consistent access?
	This is terrible writing.
	How do you guys deserve or decide who deserves access?
	What, pussy?
	Yeah, that's actually not a bad question.
	Can you clarify what access means specifically?
	Are we talking about access to relationship, access to his network, access to his family?
	What are we talking about?
	Access to his time.
	Yeah.
	Because that matters a lot.
	Who asked that question?
	In general.
	Okay.
	In general?
	Okay.
	Most of you.
	Yeah, I think it's the woman who provides the most value to him.
	She gets the most access.
	Most women, when you meet them, date them, they really don't do much.
	They're more so liabilities.
	They just show up to the date, look pretty, don't do anything.
	But the woman who provides value to that man's life helps him out, see his blind spots, his weaknesses.
	That woman is going to get the most from the men, including his time, for sure.
	It's not often that we get someone in that's very educated about this topic.
	Can you please, since we got Austin here, clarify the top three things that a woman, a typical woman, would want access to?
	So he can go and really, because access generally, I get it.
	Like, hey, generally, but like, let's be honest.
	Girls typically have a hierarchy of the top three things they want access to.
	Are we talking about access to a relationship?
	Are we talking about access to his family?
	Access to his friends?
	Access to, you know, living with him, being with him.
	Like, give me the top three you would say.
	Like, he's live, like, whatever he's up to.
	Yeah, whatever the hell.
	Okay.
	So, like, just being in his orbit.
	Yeah.
	Like, being there when he's doing a business meeting, being there when you travel, like, when he's traveling.
	I like that, but like, yeah, like, in the middle.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Basically, what does it take to be like the sidekick to be around him when a lot of these things are going down?
	Sidekick is crazy.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah, you are.
	You're wrong.
	I know it sounds fucked up, but like, that's literally what I'm saying on psychic.
	Yeah, you are.
	Like, it's not a dumb question.
	Is that what you, would that be fair to say or no?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	She's like, I want to be in your skin.
	Yeah, I don't know, but I just want to know.
	I don't know what that means.
	I love that mean nigga.
	Samuel, like, I don't know.
	I feel like he's talking about his time.
	That's crazy, bro.
	And his.
	This is his time, really.
	Yeah.
	Like his time, his space, his wildlife.
	I mean, he's only like you just get like smashing.
	Like, dosh.
	All right, let me ask you this then to really clarify this because this will be the icebreaker.
	Do you mean access when he's with other women, too?
	Oh.
	Okay, Mars Mom.
	Yeah, let's, yeah.
	Let's really.
	What do you mean by that?
	Because I'm talking about because here's the thing.
	There's a reason why I'm asking this.
	A lot of women want access.
	I don't want to work with another woman.
	I mean, I'm trying to figure this out because a lot of women want access, but they're not willing to tolerate dealing with said access.
	Exactly.
	They want the access, but then they get the access and they get pissed off.
	Oh, well, you know what?
	You could be in my life.
	I'm going to bring you into my frame, but I'm going to have sex with other girls.
	I want you there.
	I want you hooking me up with other girls.
	I want you there taping.
	Like, are you willing to really want that level of access is my question.
	Fuck no.
	What's wrong?
	I want to do that.
	That's what guys usually do.
	Like, when they're on a high level.
	Yes.
	Like, they don't stay just one girl.
	Like, they feel like they need more girls to be happy.
	But my question is, do you want that access?
	I don't.
	Oh, you don't?
	Okay.
	Oh, sorry about that.
	I hurt you, man.
	So, all right, now here's the real question.
	Again, specific here.
	Good look, real.
	Are you willing to get less access from him because you're not willing to help him with that part of his life?
	Because some girls, it might piss them off, but it'll piss them off more not like not being involved.
	Does that make sense?
	Because a lot of girls will sit there and be like, well, I don't care if my man fucks other bitches.
	I just want to be involved.
	I prefer to know.
	Blue face.
	You prefer no or do you prefer to be there?
	Big difference.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Are you bisexual?
	I don't like when people lie to me.
	Bro, you are so boring, bro.
	I want to go cheat on your ass.
	She's fucked.
	She's definitely her.
	Fresh, she's 19.
	All right, let me go around with the rest of the ladies on the table.
	No, no, no.
	Look, as much as we're clowning her for the question, it actually is a good question.
	Because let me explain why.
	Women will sit there and say, oh, he's distant.
	Oh, I want to spend more time with him.
	He's always busy, blah, blah, blah.
	I think a big reason why men don't give women access, assuming they do everything right, of course, is they don't want the woman to see unflattering sides of what he does, especially with other women, right?
	Like they always say, a man that really loves you isn't going to show you everything, right?
	Versus full transparency because women are emotional.
	So my question is for you ladies here that, you know, because a lot of women have this gripe.
	I want more access to my guy.
	Are you willing to be involved in him getting other girls and setting things up?
	Maybe you filming it, whatever.
	Are you that?
	Would you be willing to do that?
	Can I say something?
	We'll go to you here.
	I'll start here first with you.
	Like, are you willing to be to want that level of access, but I have to deal with the consequences of said access?
	Or no?
	For you?
	If it's that, if I'm dealing with that type of man, I will say, no, you good.
	You keep that on your side, and I'm going to keep what I got going on on my side.
	And then we could just.
	Oh, but he expects full monogamy from you, though, just to be clear.
	Oh, I don't deal with that type of shit.
	It was going to be poly.
	We're going to be poly out of the way.
	Hey, I'm going to have my shit.
	You're going to have your shit.
	Oh, yeah, you cooked.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Missing.
	That's what it is, baby.
	Let me start by saying this.
	All men and women lie.
	That's how you know a man is lying.
	Sometimes they act as a bad person.
	As soon as they open their fucking mouth, they're lying, and there's nothing wrong with that.
	But a woman's supposed to already be healed in that aspect to know that that's what comes with that man.
	So that's why there's no, I don't believe in cheating when it comes to men.
	I don't care.
	Y'all can call me a pick me.
	There's no such thing.
	There's only cheating when you don't communicate that to the other side of the other party.
	If they don't understand that shit, then you're not the man.
	You don't bring no peace.
	So one woman cannot sexually satisfy one man.
	A lot of women don't understand that.
	A lot of men don't communicate that, though.
	Yeah.
	But if they do, you're good.
	Who told you that?
	Me, I got a daddy.
	Where did you learn that?
	I got a daddy.
	I fucked up twice, y'all.
	I got two kids.
	I had to learn the hard way.
	So, for you, I guess when you get with a guy, it's already you're already as you're already gay anyway.
	He's getting other girls.
	Oh, I'm getting you.
	You, you, yeah, because you're going to get on my nerves.
	Let her do my dirty work for today.
	For sure.
	Dirty work is crazy.
	All right.
	All right.
	I really don't have that.
	Oh, my mom.
	Don't fall for it.
	Help it out, bro.
	What's your thought?
	I ain't going to fall for it.
	This is the same question.
	I was saying, like, the access thing, but like, no, she's saying, like, for her, when she deals with a dude off-rip, she knows it's going to be, he's not going to be monogamous.
	She's going into the relationship, assuming that already.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a woman that's experienced.
	She's been around the block.
	She's seen the worst side of men consistently.
	It seems like she actually attracts that type of men consistently, or maybe the guy she's attracted to.
	So now she has lower expectations for every guy she deals with.
	I think that's a high expectation, though.
	I think that's normal.
	I think that's very realistic.
	Yeah, I think that's realistic.
	Yeah.
	So, question: How many asses have you eaten?
	Not to eat yours.
	You keep on doing it.
	Oh, yo, chill.
	Chill, dog, for the Caribbean.
	That shit gay as fuck.
	Man, my man, my son's dead.
	You made me.
	That's what you're saying.
	Stop.
	Now, don't put that on us.
	You won't say that when she's done with you, man.
	Right.
	Have you like seen the show before or no?
	You never seen the show?
	Because I've literally said that a million times.
	Like, one woman can never sexually satisfy.
	Not one man.
	I'm getting like diarrhea.
	Men get too desensitized.
	They got to beat and ran through.
	Yeah, that's what that's what it's doing, right?
	It's so great to do.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I like it.
	What's one way to love somebody better?
	Love is not.
	Sorry.
	Wait, wait, I didn't finish the access question.
	Are you willing to deal with everything that comes with the full access or are you willing to?
	The full access is a little crazy because I don't want to know that extra shit.
	Okay.
	Like, but at the same time.
	So you're not bisexual?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Wait.
	You are bisexual.
	Damn it.
	That wasn't the original question.
	Well, it implies because like when we're talking full access, like you know he's going to have other girls.
	You might be involved.
	You might not be involved.
	Whatever.
	Because a lot of women want full access, but I don't think they.
	Okay.
	I feel like I'm not bisexual.
	I think women are attractive.
	They can be pretty, stuff like that.
	Okay.
	But I feel like at the end of the day, I really just want some dick.
	Okay.
	You can admire me, but you're not aroused by women.
	Fair.
	You don't like Buffy Tucci's?
	Not necessarily.
	I think, like I said, I feel like they're attractive.
	Women can be beautiful, stuff like that.
	But you're not aroused by them.
	Oh, my God.
	I just gotta eat her pussy.
	No, I don't feel that way.
	That's what I mean.
	Okay, what about you?
	Are we talking full access where no?
	Okay, you don't want that?
	No.
	Well, no.
	I wouldn't want a man who needs to have someone else besides me.
	Do you expect monogamy?
	Yes, immediately.
	Yes.
	Wait, you?
	Immediately?
	Immediately.
	Immediately?
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	Immediately.
	What about you?
	Do you want full access?
	Maybe if I meet somebody that I can trust and that can communicate with what they're up to, then yeah, like I'm definitely fucking freaky as fuck.
	So like if a dude wants to, we're dating, he wants to bring a girl into it or have me film it, definitely down 100%.
	They just gotta tell you.
	Well, because I'm a porn star too.
	So I also understand like one guy, if you're dating the same guy forever, girls, we get bored.
	How many of y'all have cheated?
	How many?
	Yeah, we get bored.
	I mean, we get bored too.
	Well, they get bored.
	And I feel like more like from a porn star stance, like as a man getting bored, like, I don't know, like, as a woman, if you're cheating.
	She's ditty, bro.
	She's in the corner with the camera.
	No, it's stop it.
	Stop it.
	She's watching you with a camera.
	No, no, that was my.
	Hey, that was my ex, actually.
	That wasn't me.
	That was my ex.
	Oh, no.
	Let's get that straight.
	Yeah, no, but I also, but I'm weird though, because I'll also like, like, if I'm in dating a dude and he likes that freaky shit, I'll have him watch me and a girl fuck too.
	Yeah, I know a guy that does that.
	He came on a show before.
	Yeah, who?
	He's a cuck.
	Oh, okay.
	Come on.
	That makes sense.
	No.
	Oh, Cinco.
	I mean, that makes sense, but like, I'd want my man to like fuck us both.
	I'd rather watch that shit.
	Like, it gets me off.
	I don't know about any other girls, but for me, it does get me off for sure.
	I think that's gay, bro.
	I'm gay.
	I'm bisexual.
	It's not gay, bro.
	Like, I'm sexy, bro.
	I think bisexuality for women is a big asset versus for men, it's a big detriment.
	Okay.
	And I would argue, I don't think women are really bisexual.
	I think a lot of them do it because men know that men like it.
	So they'll do the bisexuality for the guy.
	But if we left y'all to your own devices, y'all would never go through the hassle of dating a woman.
	I mean, that's what I'm saying.
	Like, but like, because like whenever girls like say, oh, I like women too, it's like, okay, I like women once you've already done all the work and she's ready to fuck.
	Now I'll come in.
	But y'all don't want to deal with, oh, you got to court this bitch.
	We got to go on a date with her.
	We got to spend money.
	Like, y'all don't want it.
	You guys don't want none of that bullshit.
	Yes.
	I always ask, if I'm not in the picture, what you did with the girls.
	I'm chicken on the bitch for sure.
	Yeah.
	Bro.
	Yeah.
	So there's a team of messages.
	Have you ever?
	Okay, let me ask you this.
	Normally, I would never believe that, but given your background with the Marine stuff and you have a pretty, no offense, masculine tendencies.
	Have you like ever dated a girl and like quarter and ticked her took her seriously as a female?
	I done had bitches wanting to date me, but I ain't never dated them.
	Why not?
	Because I ain't gonna say it.
	Just say it.
	You can be honest.
	I mean, I'll fuck him.
	This is the only fuckable saying.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She said women are useless.
	That's the point.
	That's the point, though.
	She just said.
	Hey, yeah, she gets it, man.
	That's just saying.
	She's like, you gotta go afterwards.
	I've talked about this before.
	Yes.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Is it fair to say that a big reason why, like, you don't, as much as you're attracted to women, you kind of understand that, like, courting them is a, is not, you're not going to get the same value back as if, like, you deal with a dude?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She gets it.
	Yeah.
	Bro, I've said that forever, man.
	Like, another reason why women aren't really lesbians like that is because if you date a girl versus you date a dude, who's going to give you more value?
	The man has to, by definition.
	The woman's just going to be like, I'm here and I'm pretty.
	And it's like, you know, let's win the check.
	Like, you know, like, she goes, it's always in the favor for the guy to pay it, so, for the most part.
	Yeah, like, if two girls go out, like, they might argue over the check, like, we're going to go 50-50.
	The nigga's going to pay no matter what.
	You know, it's just like certain things.
	Yeah, you should pay.
	And most guys, I think, they have balls and are going to do it.
	But, like, with women, it's like, yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	What is one way to love better?
	Love what?
	That's a deep question.
	Yes.
	One way to love better.
	Be more consistent.
	I'll say that.
	Yeah.
	Be more consistent because assuming that you've been loving this person for quite some time, you likely don't act the same way you did from the start.
	So just be consistent, more consistent in your actions.
	For sure.
	How do you know when a man is cheating?
	Well, he doesn't care.
	Ooh.
	Hmm.
	Come on, man.
	We always cheat, man.
	Who asked this question so we can barricade?
	I already answered it.
	I already answered it.
	Yeah, that's the thing.
	That's a hard question because a guy could cheat, but then have everything normal with this girl, like sexually and everything.
	Like, you would literally never know.
	Let me clarify something.
	You said before when you got into a relationship, you already know it's coming with the cheating.
	As soon as they met their mouse is open.
	Okay.
	So if you already know that, are we talking like cheating where he's supporting another bitch or just smashing another bitch?
	Both.
	What do you care more about, though?
	Communication.
	Communicating with us.
	If I'm already going into it, knowing you're going to do that shit.
	Okay.
	You don't tell me, then that's.
	You see what I'm saying?
	Okay, you could assume all day, but you still need it verbalize from him.
	Yeah.
	We're supposed to have an itch factor.
	All right.
	I see that.
	But one obvious sign is that the guy stops having sex with his girl.
	Or like it reduces for sure.
	I think that's an obvious sign.
	That's actually a really good one.
	Yeah.
	It's actually really good one.
	As a man, do you look for looks or personality and why?
	It's layered.
	So looks first, personality second.
	Looks attracts, personality keeps.
	That goes with men too.
	So what?
	80-20 Austin, 50 Austin?
	For me, 70, 30, 70% looks, maybe 30% personality on the back end for sure.
	Come on, Austin.
	70, 30.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, I have to be attracted to you.
	Long term.
	Let me ask, because I would say you would meet a lot of women's different metrics of attraction of what they want.
	So for someone like you, right?
	What would you say are the top five things that you're looking for?
	Assuming she meets the looks threshold, right?
	What are the top five things that you're looking for, character traits of that female?
	Yeah.
	Femininity, reciprocity.
	What's the word when they do things for you?
	Catering.
	Considerate.
	Consider it sort of a part of that.
	Sweet.
	And I guess nurturing is kind of like catering.
	Real quick, can you give an example of each one just so the woman have an idea?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So femininity, this is being sweet, being soft, being in your feminine, not being masculine.
	And then catering is more so wanting to please help your man, acts of service, being a helping hand.
	And then what else I say?
	Responsibility.
	Reciprocity.
	Yeah, reciprocity.
	So giving back, not necessarily financial ways, but like little things.
	Like we've been out on six states straight, nice restaurants, whatever.
	$10 parking, you offer to pay for the parking.
	Not that I can't do it, but because you're showing signs of reciprocity.
	That just shows overall good character traits, in my opinion.
	And yeah, I forgot what else I said.
	Booty.
	Sorry.
	Nurturing.
	Nurturing.
	Not tonight.
	Booty, booty, booty, booty.
	Herbality and nurturing.
	Yeah, nurturing, catering.
	And then maybe one more.
	Cooperative.
	Cooperative.
	So they listen.
	Follow your lead.
	Yeah, follow the lead, which ties into femininity, to be honest.
	But overall, just cooperative, not combative.
	Yeah.
	What is the number one deal breaker for a woman that's aspiring to get a guy that has their shit together?
	What are some of the biggest deal breakers for you that they can maybe learn from?
	Attention-seeking behavior.
	So IG or anything that revolves around your looks, per se, and that you purposely try to show yourself in malicious ways to men.
	So that's attention-seeking.
	And then it's almost like the opposite of the things I already said, to be honest.
	Like the top five align with the top five most negative.
	Gotcha.
	To be honest.
	So not being reciprocal, not being masculine.
	You know, not combative.
	Okay.
	Not being considered unthoughtful.
	Not being helpful.
	I've dated women in which they're attractive, but they just kind of show up and just look pretty.
	And that's it, you know?
	And that's cool.
	But if you want a guy who is An asset who wants to take you seriously, or you want them to take you seriously, you have to provide value to that man's life.
	Absolutely have to, outside of your looks.
	Now, here's a big one, Austin.
	I want you to Should you have to tell her?
	No, no, she has to come in and naturally, naturally do it.
	That was easy.
	I think that's because you know what?
	Because at this point now, we've talked to like 4,000 fuck girls, bro.
	And like, they'll say, Well, I do that.
	I cook.
	I clean.
	I'll do that.
	But the problem is, like, they wait for the guy to fucking tell them that shit.
	You know what I mean?
	And what I've realized is, like, when girls just kind of come in and take the initiative and do it without even asking you and they just do it, that goes a long way.
	And I don't think women understand how important that is because you're proving to the guy that you're a problem solver in your realm.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I come in this guy's house.
	He never has fucking hot food here.
	Okay, I come to this guy's house.
	He doesn't have any cutlery.
	Right.
	You know, next time she shows up, she has a whole cutlery set for you.
	Oh, shit.
	Thank you.
	That was not that.
	And they do it for a long period of time.
	You know you'll be wow you and like get a door.
	I think that's one of the biggest things that modern women fuck up is and I don't blame them because like, you know, they expect the guy to tell them what they need to do or, you know, they're hoping to get some hints.
	But I think one of the best things women can do is like you meet a guy, you like him, you just take it upon yourself to just do things.
	You know, he likes coffee a certain way.
	It's made when he's what before he even wakes up.
	You know that he likes a certain thing to house a stock with it.
	You know, shit like that.
	If she ain't doing that, she don't like you.
	That's very, that's very hard.
	But you'd be surprised.
	Like a lot of women like don't do it because they don't want to feel like they're imposing too.
	And they don't want to come off.
	They don't know how to navigate it.
	I get that.
	Not just that, too.
	Like we live in this culture that I've realized like women kind of.
	Pick me.
	We live in this culture.
	Exactly.
	Thank you, Chris.
	Women are terrified of being called a pick-me.
	So since they want to, and they don't want to come off as trying hard, so they'll not do that shit to kind of seem elusive and not, you know, come off as thirsty.
	What ends up happening when they do that is like, we'll interpret it as like, this girl has no fucking value.
	This girl is useless.
	But in her head, she's thinking, I just don't want to come off thirsty.
	I do want to do this, but I don't want to come off thirsty.
	In our eyes, we're like, man, this ungrateful ass bitch, I don't even want to hang out with her.
	Right.
	Like, the last guy that she was dating didn't appreciate it.
	And she's like, fuck this.
	I'm going to go to shit no more.
	She doesn't know when to have a drink.
	When the girl is doing that.
	Because I've definitely been in relationships where I've taken care of a man and it's not up to his standards.
	But yet he's getting fucked in the ass on the side.
	So it's like on the side.
	By you or by another man?
	By me and other men.
	How gay.
	How about gay?
	Yeah, I already know that.
	I will say that like when girls do, because you mentioned acts of service.
	Like I think when a girl does acts of service unprompted, right?
	And her acts of service actually make your life easier because she paid attention and was observing things.
	Dude, that goes a long way.
	I can't tell you how many times, like, even if a girl wasn't as attractive as I would like, I would still see her longer than other girls that were hotter simply because her value was immeasurable.
	Yeah.
	Because I do think at some point you start to get into diminishing returns with super hot girls.
	Where is it worth getting a girl that's an eight, 8.5, whatever, but dealing with someone who's extremely selfish versus getting a girl maybe who's a seven or six that weights on you hand and foot.
	Yeah.
	I have a question.
	Yeah, sure.
	So taking all that in, what if she does all that, but she's nonchalant and toxic or toxic?
	Like she does all that you just said.
	Red flag.
	But nonchalant.
	Nonchalant.
	Can you kind of give me an example of that?
	By me.
	I'm nonchalant.
	I would say you have a pretty polarizing personality.
	I don't think you're nonchalant at all.
	Really?
	You're pretty polarizing, yeah.
	I mean, because I do stuff like that, and I don't laugh at you, niggas.
	I don't like all that.
	Yeah, bro.
	Definitely not.
	Emotionally, I mean, you're funny and blunt.
	You know, but like, I don't think you're nonchalant.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Maybe different words.
	Yeah.
	Do you believe it's not cheating from a man if he communicates?
	Like, y'all have an understanding he fucked other women, but doesn't tell or communicate fucking somebody else.
	Yes.
	So do you believe it's cheating from a man if he communicates he's cheating?
	No.
	I mean, if he's cheating on the children, if the woman is agreeing to it and she's saying, okay, I'm okay with it, and you guys have some kind of understanding, it's not cheating at all.
	No way.
	Yeah, that's different.
	I mean, I was shown on you last night.
	Obviously, he cheated, but he just let you know he cheated.
	I guess it depends on what you mean.
	I got a question for you, Austin.
	You don't have to go into super detail, but like, do you prefer when you're seeing a girl to be monogamous, or do you still prefer to have her and then be open and tell her about it?
	Or do you just like just stick with her the whole time for not lack of headaches?
	Good question.
	So I think as of right now, I'd prefer to be monogamous just because I've looked at this and I analyze the opportunity costs, even at somebody of my stature and looks, whatever, of getting a new girl.
	Like that, the aspect of talking to them, going out on a date, talking all for like 15 minutes of pleasure or 20 minutes of pleasure, right?
	And so when I look at the opportunity cost of that, to me, at this stage of my life, as of right now, at least it's just not worth it.
	But I have a lot of experience, though, too.
	How old are you?
	29.
	So at this point, you'd prefer to just have a monogamous partner not even have chicks on the side at all?
	Not chicks on the side that I'm like dating and going out with.
	Okay.
	Not seriously courting.
	Exactly.
	Okay.
	Like a little, like, you know, a handshake, one and one and two and done.
	Yeah.
	That's cool.
	What does that stand for?
	The handshake.
	What does that mean?
	Like, it's transactional.
	Oh, just a handshake.
	Like, not in the bed handshake.
	No, that was like an analogy.
	Like an actual handshake.
	Oh, in the bed.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Sorry.
	I just had to claim that.
	So for you, the ideal situation, would it be fair to say, the ideal situation for you is a handshake.
	You're in a monogamous relationship romantically with one woman.
	However, from time to time, you'll spread your wings.
	Have a little bit of sexual activity with random chicks or whatever.
	Now, would you let your girl be involved there?
	You'd be like, hell no.
	No, no, no.
	Not involved.
	Would she know that you're doing this on the side?
	It depends on the woman.
	Okay.
	If she's cool with it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Yeah, no, I get it.
	So if she's cool with it, you still wouldn't let her join.
	I mean, I tried.
	I just never done that before, to be honest.
	Most girls do not.
	It creates more problems.
	Yeah, just threesomes with your girl is going to be a little bit more.
	Try to go Tim Austin.
	I mean, you've done a lot of time.
	I want to tell Maustin, threesomes.
	No, I ran a train, but never threesomes.
	Tell us about that.
	You're awesome.
	That's all I'll say.
	Yo, you went farther.
	Chill, chill.
	Yo, you're awesome, man.
	Austin, walk us through the chat.
	Tell her story, man.
	No, So Walker's candidate.
	So in college?
	So she was from Japan, right, from the Marines.
	And what happened?
	Yeah, yeah, she's like, oh, yeah.
	Chill.
	Chill.
	Most chicks are into that, though.
	You'll be surprised.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	We know.
	Trust me.
	I like Julie.
	Miami is full of that shit hopping in.
	I like Julia.
	Yeah, girls love trains.
	So, yeah, I will say this though.
	Three times are more simple than you think because you'll be cool with the chick, which is your girl, and then she's cool with the girl too as well.
	You guys do that shit.
	They get jealous.
	Well, you fucked her for too long.
	You fucked her harder than me.
	You like her?
	Oh, shit.
	Now we got problems for one night of fun.
	So usually, keep her out of that shit because not really.
	A lot of women aren't built for that.
	They're not.
	They say they are all the women.
	No, you don't.
	I'm standing there.
	I'm not going to stand on that.
	I like my own nigga, my own dick, my own shit.
	That's my own thing.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	So you and so you two, right?
	The one who sings, right?
	So you and her.
	I pop sing rap, but yeah.
	Well, yo, both of you.
	Like, you and her half shut a man before?
	No, we've never shared a man before.
	For sure?
	Me and her, no.
	But what about tonight?
	We were literally just talking about that.
	I know you probably earlier.
	You on my page right now?
	We were just talking about that earlier.
	We was.
	It's so funny.
	What do you say?
	Are we sharing a man tonight?
	No, what about giant?
	I mean, it depends on who it is.
	He's a villain.
	What the fuck?
	No, he's a little bit awesome, nigga.
	No, no, no.
	You're available.
	I'm not not.
	Nah, you and John.
	Don't look back here like that.
	Nah, I'm just playing.
	I don't even know.
	What would you rate him one out of ten?
	Cool.
	Awesome.
	I mean, he's like an eight.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I saw the girl's fresh.
	I'll take him.
	Girl, that'd be a fine as hell.
	We'll start here.
	We'll start here.
	One out of ten, Woody Ray Austin.
	Just off looks.
	Off looks, yeah.
	By the way, Austin, thanks again for donating to the church the other day.
	And the Lambo, brother.
	Thank you for that.
	Thanks, man.
	Yeah, I would say a nine for sure, Ophelix.
	Okay.
	For you?
	Okay.
	You said an eight?
	Uh-oh.
	I'm not sexually attracted to black men.
	How dare you?
	Whoa.
	Yo, Mark, where are you?
	I only find black women attractive.
	Can't black men.
	I love that.
	Can't say that.
	I only like white men and black women.
	Canceled.
	I'm going to tweet about this.
	Yo, that is disgusting.
	W and William Twitter.
	Wait, so you have to be aware of that.
	But he's never been a bitch.
	So you've never fucked up.
	So I never had a white guy.
	Never?
	That is a W, though.
	That's actually a W. Yo, yo.
	Yo, I'm not going to hold you.
	We actually don't care.
	That actually's a W.
	So good on you.
	What about you?
	Family.
	Well, yeah, she's hitting for sure.
	Oh, yeah.
	Damn.
	Like, everything on two legs.
	Damn.
	Okay, one out of ten.
	Go ahead.
	Like a 10.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	W, Austin.
	And then for you?
	I can see his face, but I want to see like the body.
	Oh, yeah.
	Take it off.
	Get that shit.
	We want to see.
	Oh, shit.
	Let's say you see the top.
	You see?
	No, that's not good enough.
	No, that's not good enough.
	Come on.
	Let's just shift it just a little bit.
	Can you stand?
	No, I missed it.
	There you go.
	I missed it.
	Nigga, you didn't see that?
	Nope.
	You gotta have one more flash.
	Just go to my Instagram.
	If he gotta do it, you gotta do it too.
	Oh, wait.
	That's it.
	Yeah, wait.
	So you want to stand up.
	So you stand up first.
	Do a little spin.
	Show what you're working with.
	And then maybe.
	She got a nice shape.
	Yeah, she did.
	What should it be?
	Come on, Frank.
	She said she was funny.
	Let me see that.
	Let me see it.
	Let me see.
	Let's see.
	He did.
	He did, friends.
	Let's see it.
	Ladies together.
	Let me give you a scam, bro.
	Let me give him a scam.
	Come on, shit.
	Pop your shit.
	Pop your shit!
	Come on, first, ladies, for the first time.
	Tomatoes are.
	You guys can see his first, so show us yours first.
	Let's go.
	She's okay.
	Pop your shit.
	She got the kicks, nigga.
	Come on, come on.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	That shit fat as hell right now.
	Hey, yo, shake it.
	Hey, I'm trying to see some feet.
	Viva Panama.
	I want to get their feet up, man.
	You're going to see me.
	Viva Panama.
	Yes.
	All right, all right, Austin.
	Don't twirl, nigga.
	But you know.
	Please do.
	Please do.
	I said, do not twirl.
	Please do.
	He got.
	Hey, you better watch out.
	Demon time here, bro.
	Yeah, Demon Time on place.
	So listen.
	We're going to do a segment here called Three Countries.
	If you don't know, now you know, nigga, we're going to name three countries.
	Could be anything between North and South, but also East and West.
	But also, you can't name Canada, USA, or Mexico.
	And you can't repeat whatever girl said before you.
	And no helping.
	So we're going to start right here.
	Three countries.
	And no helping, ladies.
	Go here.
	I'm already done.
	Name 12.
	Luxembourg.
	That's a.
	That's not a country, doesn't it?
	That's the richest country.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	My shape.
	No, I said, no helping, ladies.
	My name is.
	China.
	It's a lot of problems.
	My age.
	China's a country because Asia said today.
	Okay, one more.
	China.
	And that's Japanese.
	Nigga, shut up.
	My bad.
	Is Europe?
	You tell us.
	Come on, nigga.
	But I say Luxembourg, China, and Wakanda.
	Wakanda's not real.
	I learned that the last time.
	I can't think of another country.
	I'm sorry.
	Come on.
	Oh, no, I said that last time.
	I don't think that's a country.
	United Kingdom.
	No, that's not a country.
	United Kingdom.
	Come on.
	Is that a country?
	You give me a thumbs up in the United Kingdom.
	Come on, Frank.
	Final answer.
	Final answer.
	Okay, you got it.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Arecia.
	Ethiopia.
	It's African countries.
	Ethiopia.
	Arecia.
	Ethiopia.
	And.
	I think I just have one.
	One more.
	Iceland.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	For you?
	France, Germany, and Jamaica.
	Well, one more, not Jamaica.
	No, no.
	Uganda.
	Okay, one more.
	Rwanda.
	What y'all want to do?
	Okay, don't take it from all the ladies, man.
	What about you?
	You can do Poland, North and South Korea.
	All right.
	No, Don't believe that, guys.
	Nigeria, Argentina.
	I got it this time, okay?
	Switzerland.
	No?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	You tell us.
	Tell us.
	You tell us.
	I'm trying, bro.
	I'm from Oklahoma.
	We're 50 thin education.
	I can't see your eyes.
	Your friend got it?
	I can't either.
	Yeah, she did get it.
	She's smarter than me, though.
	She can see everything.
	I can't.
	I don't have my classes.
	I believe in you.
	I believe.
	There you go.
	One so far.
	Two more.
	Argorpho.
	I had him in my head and gone.
	I don't know.
	I just got one.
	There you go.
	Think of the.
	Two more.
	All right.
	Think of guys you fucked.
	Oh, fuck.
	What?
	You want three names or what?
	No, three countries.
	What country cities are you mixed with?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Haiti.
	Okay, one more.
	One more.
	Just.
	Come on.
	Guys, you fucked.
	Why is my son's hair red?
	Well, actually, that's not even a country.
	Never mind.
	They don't call that.
	Can I say Russia?
	No.
	Russia.
	Final answer?
	Yeah, sure, whatever.
	Okay, good job.
	Wow, that's a first.
	Last but not least.
	Cool.
	Wait, you tell us.
	And to the mic, to the mic, to the mic.
	Alamica Fernona.
	Trinidadovago, Panama, and Costa Rica.
	Oh.
	One of my.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck?
	Leave it in Columbia.
	Hey, Lee's.
	Columbia.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	That was definitely.
	Hold on.
	The whole panel?
	That's the whole panel.
	Yeah, Mark.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	It's been a while.
	Well, she had two tries, though.
	So she got cheated, man.
	No, she said.
	You too, actually.
	She said North and South.
	She said North and South every time we see it.
	And then I named two more.
	So what's up?
	Yeah, no, no, no, you have her.
	What?
	You want to name like eight countries?
	We'll let the chat decide if that's a W.
	I don't know.
	Because, yeah, it's been a while since we've done this.
	All right, chat.
	W. Actually, chat.
	W is a W or L?
	It's L.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's kind of funny how we can never get that show.
	Oh, me. Oh, no. Oh, no.
	What?
	What?
	You're saying W?
	No, I don't.
	No, I have not.
	TBC responded again.
	I'm a virgin.
	W.
	Okay, well, TBC.
	He's probably going at, okay, mechanic jokes.
	Here we go.
	Oh, my.
	I'm tired of this monkey.
	Okay.
	There was a kill hat.
	Caught you, monkey.
	Yo, Mara, she's a type best.
	All right, there was a kill hat who was aka a black belt wearing drill instructor.
	I read it all already.
	Who had this one kid who came to the BAS for pneumonia, but the kill hat came with the recruit to the BAS and told me on the side that a J-hat spartan Leonidas 300 kicked a recruit in the chest and left a boot imprint because the idiot had a live round in the chamber when the range went cold.
	So we treated for pneumonia and gave anti-inflammatory medicine.
	She ain't lying.
	Oh, wow.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	So TPC believes it.
	All right.
	So for all the people that said that she was cap, I guess you know, what the hell is that?
	Yes, you're gay.
	You're gay.
	You're gay.
	Milt.
	Yeah, that's gay.
	Am I being with him from now in or what?
	I got that.
	Clause.
	That's definitely gay, right?
	Who the fuck call me a drill sergeant?
	I'll knock your ass out.
	I'm a drill instructor.
	Ho Flint says, she's a drill sergeant.
	The one we lost in Afghanistan.
	Ladies, what are two things your father told you to prioritize to find a husband?
	To the black woman, what are two things your single mother told you to prioritize to find husbands?
	My mom was never a single mother, so I don't know what you're talking about.
	That's why your username pictures.
	My mom is a widow, so the fuck is that?
	We need to get started.
	Right.
	What does that take?
	T-Reich says, if you let someone put a tongue in your ass, you're three more sex sections putting sessions, you idiot.
	Yep, we don't read.
	Look at his picture.
	He's a school teacher.
	I can't tie that.
	How do you know?
	How do you know?
	Yo, T-Right, man.
	They're all most of you.
	Yo, it's kind of funny.
	He's from the 313.
	He's saying that because he's from Detroit.
	We should do a segment on this shit.
	IGs, yeah.
	We should.
	Yeah, we should.
	Hey, niggas, niggas that are talking shit.
	Drop your IGs, bro.
	Facts.
	Let me look through.
	Let's see what you look at.
	They won't do it.
	They won't do it.
	Who's been talking about shit?
	I don't know.
	Who's been talking about shit?
	Yes.
	Playing them out.
	They won't do it, though.
	Plan him out.
	Playing them out.
	Tony Versus the World says, I went to Paris Island, then SOY After.
	What is Paris Island?
	That's where boot camp.
	Oh, it's only the women now.
	No, it's just women and men.
	It's anybody on the West Coast.
	Okay.
	Men on the West Coast Google.
	Okay.
	I went to Paris Island, then SOI after.
	I'm a 0341.
	I'm assuming that's the job series.
	What's the zero?
	MOS?
	That sounds like motor T.
	I don't remember.
	Okay.
	A lot of what she's saying is true.
	In boot, I was third battalion, where all the inner city guys go.
	We definitely got kick punch and all that.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	I mean, you got a good amount of people supporting, saying, like, no, man, that shit real.
	They just need to get dripped kicked.
	I mean, look, the Marines do have the most difficult boot camp, if I'm not mistaken of all the parents.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they definitely have the toughest one.
	So.
	Cat says, pay my debt.
	This Marine not going to get canceled.
	But can she name two countries?
	She did.
	Yeah, I mean, she's been deployed and shit, bro.
	This is easy.
	Okay, God says, to the cockeyed bitch, Sue from the Burnt Ninja Turtle.
	Damn, bro.
	Your brother hit you so hard, he not only knocked your eye loose, he also knocked the common sense out of you.
	I mean, I've never had the cameraman.
	I mean, yeah, I guess.
	See, ladies ain't roast us too.
	What about it?
	I know most men love to see both those eyes go like this during sex.
	Come on.
	It's a kink.
	You know what?
	I believe her.
	She's kind of right.
	You know how many men pay?
	I literally got paid $1,000 to send some idiot a like 30-second video of me doing like those eyes.
	I got paid $1,000.
	All right.
	Actually, you know what?
	Let me ask this.
	Ladies, what is the weirdest request you've gotten from a guy since we're on this fucking topic?
	Where they wanted to pay you for it?
	We can start here and then work our way.
	Sure.
	Doesn't mean you fulfilled it, but what's the weirdest request you got?
	And how much did they offer?
	Or how much did you get for it?
	The weirdest request?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she has one of mine.
	Oh, yeah, she knows.
	She decided if she wants to say it or not.
	She got some shit.
	I forgot what the amount was.
	I forgot what the word was, what the word of the action is.
	Describe it then, and we can maybe help you.
	Like, what?
	You have like you pucker, like, you can pucker your ass.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Like, squeeze awake.
	A butt wink.
	Butt wink.
	Yeah, they wanted me to.
	What is that?
	I don't know what the word is called.
	I can't think of a reminder.
	He said it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	A butt.
	There's a word for it.
	So they wanted you to clench it and record it?
	Yeah.
	And send it to him?
	Yeah.
	For how much?
	We didn't get that far.
	Oh, you're like, weirdo.
	Okay.
	Okay, fair.
	What about you?
	We're just done.
	Y'all already know we're just going.
	Fast looking.
	No.
	Nah, that's right.
	I didn't got scat requests, but I blocked.
	Dude, what's a scat request?
	That is poop.
	Poop.
	That is shit.
	They wanted to see you.
	Oh.
	What the fuck?
	I'm meeting my DMs, though.
	I ain't going to lie.
	We meet as hell.
	Today is old.
	Okay.
	So, did they want you to poop on them?
	I don't know.
	I didn't get this.
	Okay, fair.
	What about you?
	What's the weirdest request you got?
	Honestly, the weirdest request was somebody wanted me to play with their titties.
	I didn't do nothing.
	A girl wanted you to peel her titties.
	A man.
	He wanted me to.
	No, he wanted me to say that.
	Oh.
	How much?
	I've gotten that.
	No, it wasn't one of those.
	He just wanted them to do it.
	Yeah, but like he wasn't.
	Nigga thought you're going to do that shit for free.
	He didn't even make an offer.
	No, it wasn't one of those.
	Hey, I heard that.
	How much did you guys offer?
	We didn't get that.
	Yo, Bios!
	He said that was me, her deals!
	He said that was me!
	Your child is...
	Wait, wait.
	A girl put out your nipples?
	Wait, what?
	That's what you're into.
	I didn't like that too.
	That was AI.
	I was like, wait, Bill don't say that.
	Because he called it titties.
	I was like.
	Okay.
	Oh, that's fine.
	They weren't fat.
	No.
	Okay.
	For you, what did they offer for the that thing?
	Did they offer money?
	Yeah, I didn't get that for okay, fair.
	What about you?
	What's the weirdest request you've gotten and or completed and how much?
	So, I used to work.
	I was a bartender for a long time.
	Not a long time, obviously.
	I'm not that old.
	But I had this one dude who was into bestiality and wanted me to fuck his dog.
	Oh, my God.
	Turned the camera around, and it was a video of him fucking his dog.
	Dead serious.
	And he was like, How much would it take for you to fuck my dog?
	And then he turned his phone around, and it was him fucking the dog.
	No way.
	And I was like, You didn't report his ass?
	I got him kicked out of my bar.
	Yeah, that was shit.
	It was crazy.
	And then the next slide.
	He was in the bar, bro.
	Oh, in the bar showing you.
	In the bar.
	I was bartending, pouring drinks, and he literally says, Boom!
	And I was like, How does conversation become self-yeah, it was a white statue?
	Yeah, like a dog.
	Like, he was a little last dog.
	How this conversation came.
	How did this conversation begin?
	I need to go talk about dogs who should be able to do it.
	Honestly, it was just kind of like how did this even start?
	He was just asking for my Snapchat, and then it was kind of like, Would you, you know, sell me pictures?
	And I was like, at that point, I was like, no.
	Are we on a F at this point or not yet?
	No, no.
	That's dark.
	And he was right to it.
	Yeah, and then it was kind of like right to it.
	How much would it cost?
	You need to check his basement for sure.
	Wait, sorry.
	I just got here.
	He was like a Mexican.
	Fucking a dog.
	That makes sense.
	That makes sense.
	I just got here, man.
	Check his basement.
	Fucking a dog?
	That's fucking Spitz, man.
	And the dog was like little.
	Like, it was a little dog.
	Like, it wasn't like that.
	I gotta give him my dog immediately.
	He forced that dog.
	Oh, please.
	Oh, my God.
	So I got him kicked out, and then I figured out where he was.
	You said, get out of the shit.
	I was like, wait, get the fuck out of me.
	And then he came back?
	No.
	Okay, never mind.
	No, no.
	What's his name?
	What the fuck?
	Jorge?
	Cody.
	Find my name.
	I've never met a little bit of a drink.
	Yeah, did you report him to the police?
	Yeah, I think I did.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I don't know what happened after that.
	Yeah, that is a crime chat for those of you that are wondering.
	Yeah, that's fucking sick.
	That's crazy.
	So the guy reports himself fucking his dog.
	And then he says, I want you to do the same.
	And how much?
	It was like two grand.
	Wow.
	All right.
	Well, I'm glad you reported him.
	Yeah, no shit.
	Did he get arrested or you didn't follow up?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	But I told his co-workers because they.
	What did you do for a living, this piece of crap?
	Probably like, I actually don't know.
	I don't know.
	I didn't really know.
	I didn't know him, you know, that well, but after that, I did search him up.
	Hold on, let me get it straight.
	A Hispanic named Cody?
	I don't make no sense, bro.
	You sure he wasn't white?
	He was mixed for sure.
	He was mixed with white.
	He had to be mixed with white.
	All right, well.
	He was brown.
	Fuck him.
	What about you?
	A form of it.
	I don't know.
	God.
	Yeah, besides the other one you just told us.
	So I had this one's kind of weird too.
	I've had a lot of weird requests.
	I did not do this one.
	I locked this kid immediately.
	No, he asked me to print out a picture of his mother and basically make a video of me saying, your mother deserves to be with black men.
	Fuck you and fuck your white fucking dad and like spit on the picture and like actually I know.
	Yeah.
	What do you call those pigs?
	Cuckolds?
	They have like a dog.
	So yeah, no, like I got introduced.
	I got introduced into that world.
	So apparently I guess I attract all the fucking weirdos.
	What the fuck?
	And she did it.
	That's why you don't like mama's boys.
	She did it, by the way.
	Yeah, she did exactly why.
	That's why you don't like mama's voice.
	That's exactly my, yeah.
	Wait, so you did it?
	No.
	She said she didn't do that.
	I took his money blocked him and Who did this?
	Oh, my God.
	That's hilarious, bro.
	Can you send that to me?
	Can you send me a dude?
	Are you a GI?
	Somebody made that already.
	My God.
	Y'all are fat.
	That's what makes me like crazy.
	I need to get that sent to me.
	I need to make this like my mind.
	They're crying, bro.
	Oh, man.
	Whatever.
	What app did you have on that?
	At least I can see all my surroundings, okay?
	What about you?
	Hey.
	So I don't know OF or nothing crazy like that, but I once had a guy tell me that he would give me $100 just for touching my teeth.
	What?
	Your teeth?
	My teeth.
	Your teeth?
	Oh, you're too young.
	He's like, okay, are we talking like two hands or just one hand?
	$100?
	Did you think she got $19?
	I think I got $100.
	Shit, I got $100.
	What's up?
	That's my bad.
	I already said that.
	Yeah, she's a front.
	She won't do it.
	She gets...
	I love black women.
	Wait.
	Okay.
	Give me your kids.
	What's yours, Austin?
	Where does a request from a fan or a girl?
	Man.
	I've had cup requests for sure, and they want me to be there.
	Yep.
	Wait.
	What is that?
	What is that?
	So, bulls are like black guys that fuck white girls that have they're known as hot wives and they have a sissy little bitch boyfriend who wants to watch them fuck black men.
	That was my last relationship, so their boyfriend wants to watch y'all fuck.
	Yes, and yeah, it's like a race.
	It's, it's a whole thing.
	It's a race thing.
	It's a race.
	Oh wow, I did not know that.
	I thought it was just any man.
	Do you guys know what a chastity cage is?
	A chassis?
	Yeah, that's the uh bell to go over your dick.
	All right, it goes over your dick and flattens it what.
	That's what we need to, not in this relationship.
	You can look at my twitter, baby.
	It's all over there.
	Oh, chain him up.
	Yeah, I don't want.
	No no, never mind.
	Um, i'll have to go check that out then.
	That's where it's.
	I'll give it to you.
	Let's do uh.
	Last thoughts because it's freaking me out.
	Yeah, we'll start here.
	Yeah, how was it for you?
	Um, I love coming on fresh and fit.
	I mean, it's only my second time.
	You know, it really depends on what who's here.
	I don't know what you you know i'm talking about, but Austin shout out to.
	No, I mean, Austin's cool.
	Uh, last time we didn't have a um special guest, it was just all vibes.
	We had a couple crazy bitches.
	Last time it was crazy.
	I was like what the y'all ain't as crazy.
	You know what i'm saying.
	Y'all cool, but shout out to dj Detox.
	You know the name.
	All right, Ms. Aslicker.
	What about you?
	That's all I can think about.
	I'm playing people playing the game right now.
	I'm thinking about taking her with me.
	I don't want to know.
	Nobody said that she want to get her ass ate tonight.
	She want to get rimmed.
	Yo, that's that geek, Joe.
	It's crazy, yo.
	It might be true.
	So props to you for telling us the true story.
	So like I just got asses.
	So like you just said man, what the fuck?
	You just jumped in the air and kicked his ass and fell back on the floor.
	So you yeah, you just like, dust yourself off real quick.
	Yeah, with heavy ass boots.
	It's me imagining it.
	Because in my mind, I always imagine.
	I'm like, yo, she was so mad that she said, you know, fuck this shit.
	We're holding the fucking Marine nigga there.
	You fired your shot?
	Yeah.
	Boom.
	Just dropkick him.
	And then you fall on the floor, too.
	Because it's not like you could drop kick.
	No, we're trained to drink to break falls, too, as well.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And it must have been dirty on the floor.
	Like, it was like Sonic and shit.
	Yeah, like, it was like.
	I was on the floor and I asked you.
	You said it was worth it getting a little dirty kick this nigga.
	Yeah.
	Hold on, man.
	He's like, he broke a rib.
	I know, but did he fall on your breast?
	Hold on.
	My tease was an A-cup when I was in.
	Niggas like that.
	There's a way to break this.
	I don't see it.
	Wait, You kicked the nigga so hard.
	He fell?
	You broke a rib?
	He broke a rib?
	Yeah, he broke a rib.
	I believe it.
	The story that the guy was saying when he went to BAS, that's medical.
	That's the hospital for military.
	Didn't ask him questions like, I know.
	My girlfriend.
	If he got a boot imprint on his chest, he knows what's going on.
	Hey, not no snitch.
	All right, last question on his dropkicking story.
	Did you, when you said hold the line, stop firing, and then they held him.
	Did you know at that point I'm about to drop kick this nigga or something?
	We'd be waiting.
	We'd be looking.
	We'd be waiting on somebody to fuck up.
	Okay, so you already tried to drop kick someone.
	Man already know, like, okay.
	The guys who were holding him didn't know.
	No, no, no, of course.
	No, no, they were scared shitless.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The guy that held him didn't know.
	But you went in that day saying, I'm dropkicking somebody.
	Yeah, that's how we train each other.
	You gotta learn.
	Okay.
	You gotta learn.
	As soon as he shot that round.
	You're fucking Afghanistan.
	I've had plenty of Marines die like that.
	Okay.
	So you say ceasefire, shot goes out.
	Who did that shit?
	Grab him up.
	And then you already did that.
	No, we watching so close, we know who did it.
	Okay.
	We know exactly who did it.
	So that morning you woke up, I'm dropkicking somebody.
	Yeah.
	I mean, or you get punched in the face.
	It don't matter.
	What is it great for?
	Absolutely not.
	Dropkick.
	Entertaining story.
	It's a true story.
	Well, people, a bunch of people chat saying that.
	What's his name?
	Should we go by last names?
	I don't remember.
	Yeah, all right.
	So, what's the name of the?
	Yeah, what's the norm?
	Remember?
	Okay, someone asked, Martin asked her, has she ever been dropkick herself?
	No, I've been punched and slapped, spit on, all that.
	Damn, I've never dropkicked.
	My dad was a Marine, so I was used to it.
	I grew up kind of like, you know, yikes.
	In the military or I'm sorry, military.
	What do you mean?
	No, in the military.
	I mean, during sex, too.
	Just stop, bro.
	Says, bro, who gives a fuck about this horror story?
	Blue Vitae.
	Oh, shit.
	This show's ass, nigga.
	You still here.
	But you still are.
	But you've been on it the whole time.
	Get some more.
	That's not the plan.
	You need.
	I'm fucking weak.
	I don't like.
	TD TV.
	Fucking ass nigga.
	Fucking loser, bro.
	You want us to just always Frank Castle bitches and not have real conversations?
	Shut the fuck up, Faggot.
	I got shit else to do, but I don't do it, fag.
	What's his dude's name again?
	What is it?
	Just talk mine.
	Yeah, you're a fucking faggot.
	Fucking loser.
	It's like, damn, nigga, how often are you going to get a story where you got a female drill instructor that dropkicks somebody, nigga?
	Like, damn.
	Right, damn.
	Shut the fuck up.
	We talked who's also an ass eater.
	And damn.
	Chaos, I saw a drop shit.
	Niggas are retarded, bro.
	I just want to see you sitting here and just like man in the pool.
	Yeah.
	Gross.
	Yeah, just like.
	Don't start.
	Don't start.
	What about you?
	I didn't got those goods on my shoe.
	How do I feel?
	Stupid.
	Oh, it's always a good time when I come out fresh and fit.
	We be lit, you know.
	And of course, shout out to DJ Detox, that's Starblade.
	I tech.
	Shout out to him.
	Period.
	What about you?
	It went swimmingly.
	I thought it went great.
	I'm about to get swimmingly.
	My ass aid.
	Hopefully drink some more beer.
	Send that nigga to the shadow run, bro.
	Get this nigga out of here.
	Enjoy the fucking two-world, bitch-ass nigga.
	You're gone forever, faggot.
	It's crazy.
	You've been in tune the whole time, though.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	You triggered my trap card.
	I'll tell you, this sending niggas to the shadow room is the best way to piss them off.
	Now you gotta go make a new crap, dump packet.
	I'll tell you, have fun in the shadow room, nigga.
	You and Two Worlds actually.
	Who's up next?
	Kai, what about you?
	What's the question again?
	Thoughts on the show?
	It was good.
	Way better than last time.
	That other person was kind of annoying me last time.
	Wait, who?
	Well, she means Enzo.
	No, I'm not talking about Enzo.
	I'm talking about that girl sitting in this chair.
	Oh, the girl.
	Okay, that's fair.
	Oh, I was getting really irritated.
	Yeah, I mean, understandable.
	No, y'all are amazing.
	It's the way she was acting that I couldn't.
	Why are you putting it?
	She said these black.
	You won't look at me violently.
	I was another girl.
	She was really inside.
	I didn't even know.
	It wasn't even.
	No, damn, black.
	I ain't playing my car.
	I'm fucking with you.
	What about you?
	Oh, I like the show.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It was fun.
	She's so cute.
	I like the show.
	It was fun.
	What do you do for fun outside of your work, I guess, or school?
	What do you do for like fun?
	TikTok?
	I like going to the valley, like the beach.
	I live in Miami Beach, so I just walk around.
	We live on the beach.
	Huh?
	The beach.
	You live on Miami Beach.
	Yeah.
	Hold on, you walk around Miami Beach?
	Yeah, of course.
	By yourself?
	Yeah.
	All right, nigga.
	There's too many zombies out there.
	Yo, bro, she's for the streets.
	Think about it.
	We're so insane.
	All day, every day.
	On the beach.
	You know that too.
	You think you're slick, nigga?
	You freaking actor.
	I know.
	I kept trying to tell you.
	I kept trying to tell you.
	All right, man.
	All right.
	Austin.
	Austin, where can I find your buddy?
	Where can I find you?
	Come on, man.
	Find me on YouTube at Austin Dung Dating IG-based Austin Dunham.
	Oh, you check it out.
	Do you guys make a new Instagram?
	No, I just made a new one for business.
	Okay, okay.
	Okay.
	And one of the things that I'm saying is that you scary.
	Yeah, you want to make sure?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's scary.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Give him the one for.
	Okay, fair.
	Fair, fair.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	That shit could fuck you up, bro.
	They look at the rails.
	Wait, you're a Nazi.
	Oh, man.
	You're massage.
	Yeah.
	Come on, Marn.
	The new one is.
	No, the new one is like, why do you like Hitler?
	I'm like, well, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Here's a breakout.
	Breakout, man.
	Hey, man, like, mustache, man.
	Separating business and pleasure does work well for dating.
	He's like, yeah, they'll look at my profile.
	You've seen his all-myrny?
	No, it's all Martwork as well.
	It's a pretty lit, though.
	The painter?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like, I'm talking about it.
	The painter?
	You seen his work before?
	Yeah.
	Okay, Chris.
	Chris, what did he paint?
	Like, like females, women, you know.
	What?
	Buildings.
	Yeah.
	Buildings.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's just like retarded.
	All right.
	Yo, let's move over the song, ladies.
	If you don't mind, take us up with a song.
	Yeah.
	Which one are we doing?
	Please, well, oh, not that one.
	Dexter, ladies.
	And also be here next week on Wednesday, guys.
	So stay tuned for that one.
	We're going to talk about dating 2025 into 2026.
	Modern dating.
	It's going to be great.
	Yeah.
	Council Club.
	Fuck it.
	Let's go.
	All right.
	End the show.
	I ran, I ran so far away They just ran.

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