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Dec. 3, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

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Milo Yiannopoulos & Akademiks Find Out Who This Girl Smashed...

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	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Podcast, man.
	We are here with the legend Milo Anapolis with some lovely ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	Right.
	All right.
	We're live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Podcast.
	After ours, this is going to join Milo Annapolis and some lovely ladies.
	Sorry for the late guys.
	I literally just got done doing a stream roasting where we're only at Rumble, right?
	Yeah, I could.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I just got done roasting the faggots over there, Flagrant.
	Don't I fucking G and Andrew fucking Schultz.
	So, you know, part two is coming tomorrow, but obviously, this is a big show.
	We got Milo here.
	It's going to be hilarious.
	This has been in the making for a while.
	So I'm glad that he's here with us today.
	That was a very polite way of putting it.
	They did an hour plus long video laughing off like it was a joke.
	Oh, yeah, that's real talk serious stuff, man.
	You can't laugh that shit off.
	Yeah, I'm going through it and just breaking it down.
	But the part two will be tomorrow, guys.
	But obviously, we're here now.
	And I think we got academics in the back, too.
	So we'll see.
	We can make something happen.
	But you want to say anything to the people or Chris?
	Nah, W showing.
	Chris, take it away.
	This is serious.
	Yeah, because Miles wearing a suit, so I thought I was going to put it.
	Oh, fuck it.
	Anyways.
	No, no, no, no.
	I'll talk about you guys.
	Yo, so guys, it's Wednesday.
	It's our Basil week.
	You know, we have shows, you know.
	Friday, we may have a show.
	Know, but I don't think so because you know, three or four have to go outside and yachts and shit like that.
	But yeah, guys, follow me my social.
	Shout out to the cards for coming on.
	So W chat for waiting.
	I know you got that pitchfork to the Chris Tortho show.
	Trust me, I was bin ready.
	Okay, guys, don't blame them.
	That's 100% on me.
	No, that is because I went a little bit longer on the cooking.
	So these guys were here on time.
	Everybody was here.
	100% on me.
	Don't blame Chris.
	But yeah, anything else before we get into it?
	No, we go.
	No, let's start the show.
	All right, ladies, welcome to the show.
	If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
	And if you want to, of course, your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you so much.
	My name is Jasmine.
	36.
	Wait, 36?
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	That's right.
	Yeah.
	What do you do for it?
	I am a fitness coach and nutrition coach.
	Cool.
	Is that for you originally?
	I've been in Florida my whole life.
	Is that all you do?
	Just fitness coach?
	A little something else on the side.
	Oh.
	You know what I noticed?
	I just remember that.
	I don't remember the band.
	I was talking before the show.
	The girls are very coy.
	Very coquettish.
	Oh, I'm a chef.
	Oh, I'm this.
	Oh, I'm that.
	And, well, you know, no, I don't know.
	Could you tell me?
	No.
	I'm from Columbia.
	You know.
	No, I don't.
	Okay, fine.
	All right.
	Sorry.
	But where, like, where'd you go to high school then?
	In Jacksonville, Florida.
	Okay, and then you do a fitness coach, OnlyFans as well.
	Highest education.
	I have my bachelor's in nutrition, dietetics.
	And then relationship stats?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are you friends together?
	Separated.
	Okay.
	And then.
	Oh, yeah.
	Birth control?
	I do natural cycles.
	Cool.
	Non-hormonal birth control.
	This is Hawkoy here, huh?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	And then what's your ethnic background?
	I'm Costa Rican.
	All right.
	That's it.
	What's up next?
	Wait, hold on, hold on.
	Welcome back.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	Yeah.
	You're third six, right?
	Right.
	What's body count?
	I don't keep track.
	I don't keep track.
	You don't keep track?
	Oh, okay.
	I don't put a little book in like everyone's life.
	All right, well, now come on.
	We got to stand.
	Listen to a basis of honesty.
	Yes.
	You know, we're going to have a session today.
	We're going to get to know each other properly.
	I'm going to talk through our childhood trauma, what led us to the situations we're all in today.
	We got to start from a basis of honesty.
	You know what your number is.
	I know you know what your number is.
	They know you know.
	Everybody watching knows you know what your number is.
	So just share with us because it's not going to be the highest.
	It's not going to be the lowest.
	It's not going to come.
	Nowhere fucking close to mine.
	So tell us.
	It could be in the hundred range.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	You see, didn't that feel good?
	You get it out?
	I'm the only girl on there, though.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	Miami's like that, huh?
	You get like a hundred.
	No, no, no.
	I'm the only girl on her body count.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you're the only girl on her body count.
	Yeah.
	I just heard hundreds.
	I was like, her?
	So 101.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, how many girls do you have to get together in Miami for there to be like definitely one of them's been with another one?
	Like this many, basically, nine.
	Something like that.
	Something like that.
	All right, welcome back.
	Oli.
	Okay.
	What's your name?
	Sol.
	And how old are you?
	29.
	29.
	What do you do for work?
	Daddy.
	I'm a chef.
	That's it.
	Okay.
	Where are you from, Richley?
	Colombia.
	Okay.
	What part of Colombia?
	Cali.
	All right.
	Also, chat.
	Mo is fixing the mic.
	Okay, guys, so don't worry.
	He's adjusting it.
	Chris probably spit on it or some shit like that yesterday.
	Oh my gosh, I forgot.
	What?
	What happened, bro?
	Okay.
	You said you're a chef.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	Bachelors.
	Culinary arts.
	Single.
	Not ready to mingle.
	No.
	Not ringle.
	No.
	Okay.
	Are you parents together?
	You said no?
	Nah.
	Next planon.
	Next planon.
	What is that?
	Papi el Palito Braso.
	Oh, oh, the one in ethnic background is your client.
	And then where'd you get your bachelor's in culinary?
	Aventura.
	Johnson and Wills.
	Is that school still open or did I not?
	No, Papi closed.
	My alma matter meter.
	I don't know how to say closed.
	But it's open in Providence.
	Okay.
	I think I know what that is.
	I've heard of that school.
	Sea?
	Okay.
	It's really good.
	Yeah, no, I have heard of that.
	Yeah, he teaches how to use knives.
	Oh, yeah?
	But you already knew that being from Colombia.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	But you know, you improve.
	Can you throw them?
	I always wanted to know how to work.
	I don't think I should answer that on TV.
	Okay, okay.
	I mean, I'm Colombia.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's what I thought.
	And see, you know, I mean, I love knives.
	They're amazing.
	Yeah.
	You frightened me slightly.
	No, it's okay.
	I don't have any.
	Just a little bit.
	I don't think you need knives to hurt people.
	Wow, you're good.
	All right, the mic should be better now.
	Yes, I get you now.
	The mic should be better now.
	Okay, love you more.
	All right, what about you?
	Wait, hold on, huh.
	Body count.
	Oh, yeah.
	Not people killed.
	Next.
	She was a chef, which is kind of like a nurse.
	You just assume it's like five a week.
	Next.
	Papi.
	What's it in English?
	A lady does not have a memory.
	Next, I think.
	No, I think that's.
	I think that's discourteous.
	I think that's discourteous.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm going to interrupt because you see, with my British accent, I teased out some honesty from the lady on your left.
	I think it's only Let's go You are too much woman for me already.
	Look, I know my limitations.
	If I get mad, just throw food at me.
	Chicken?
	No, any food.
	I like ice.
	I heard you say that.
	But if you get high by chicken, just I'm not throwing nothing at you because I don't know what's going to come back.
	I'm in it nicely.
	Abby, too.
	No, come on.
	Look, look, we had honesty from this side.
	I feel like we got to start from that basic.
	Happy.
	I'm going to tell you.
	And everybody around this table is going to lose their.
	Can I?
	I can swear, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Everyone around the table is going to lose their fucking shit when it gets to me, okay?
	I see.
	So I think you should all be very confident and comfortable, to be honest, because we're going to, you know, we're going to have like, yes, we're going to start from.
	Okay.
	By the end, we're going to be three hours.
	We're going to know each other really well by the end.
	Come on, come on.
	Give us a little something.
	It could be a ring.
	Happy the fifth.
	No contest.
	Jabapi.
	Seeka.
	All right, okay.
	I'm a lady.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Kaylene.
	Okay, Kaylene, how old are you?
	19.
	All right, where are you from?
	Welcome back.
	Here in Miami.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm esthetician.
	I graduated in like two weeks.
	Facials.
	And the highest education is cosmetology school?
	Yes.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Are your parents together?
	Yes.
	Lucky.
	And then when you review?
	Yes.
	And you're Cuban?
	Yes.
	Audio Z. You're the one with common sense from last time.
	I guess so.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	Kaylene, right?
	Yeah.
	What is body count?
	I'd rather not say just like last time.
	Wait, but what are you 18?
	19.
	19?
	So is that high?
	No, no.
	I told us.
	Even if it was zero, I still would have to.
	So it's more than your age.
	No.
	Hell no.
	I'm just asking.
	I mean nobody around the table wants to say I have to assume it's, they're all very high.
	Yeah, you're 19, you could easily done 19.
	You're a pretty girl.
	You could have done 19 at 19, so it's not anywhere near there.
	No okay, that's good news.
	Is it less than 10?
	Just meeting?
	More than eight?
	They're much more experienced than I am getting these numbers out.
	What about you?
	My name?
	Yeah, what's your name?
	Nali Marie?
	Nali Marie, how old are you 24?
	All right listen, I had their hair colour.
	Didn't make me a prostitute.
	How dare you use it correctly?
	I mean, I am.
	I tried to get the hair color.
	Sorry no, use your accent.
	Well, that doesn't make me a prostitute either.
	Damn, British people are prostitutes.
	No, that's crazy.
	No, I said it doesn't.
	I know, like when did that happen?
	You said you're a porn star.
	Yeah, how long you've been doing that?
	Um, I made only fans the day I turned 18, but I started doing professional a year and a half ago, and so how long was the 18 year old, years old?
	I mean, like the day I turned 18, I made only fans and popped my pussy open and and, and how long ago was that?
	I'm 24.
	Okay that's fine.
	I can't do math.
	No, no, I was we got there in the end.
	Like six years.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Great.
	What's your background?
	I'm half Greek.
	I'm a quarter black, a quarter Puerto Rican.
	That's a lot of parents.
	That's a lot of shit.
	Where did you grow up originally?
	Waterford, Connecticut.
	Really?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Gross.
	I'm so sorry.
	No, no, no, no.
	I've been there.
	I've been there, and I can understand why somebody would want to get like far away from me.
	But you've got far away in every respect.
	Yeah.
	As far as possible.
	Shit, they can't hear me probably.
	No.
	Okay.
	No, I grew up in New Britain.
	Where's Waterford again?
	Is that like Central Connecticut?
	Waterford.
	It's like an hour away from New Britain.
	That's funny.
	My whole family's from New Britain.
	Okay.
	No, Waterford.
	It's like the coastline at the bottom.
	New London.
	Okay.
	Eastern Connecticut by the casinos.
	New London is the ghetto next to Waterford.
	Gotcha.
	And then you said you do porn highest educational high school or college?
	No, I went to my first choice university.
	I double-majored in English and theater and I dropped out to pursue porn actually.
	Okay, so you, okay, so you didn't finish.
	All right, and then relationship, you said you were single, right?
	Yes.
	And then parents together, no?
	My father died, and my mom had multiple men after him.
	Okay.
	And the birth control for you?
	Birth control?
	No, I've never had a cream pie.
	No.
	What?
	What?
	Yeah, stop the music for now.
	You're 18.
	Don't only say.
	24 now.
	I was engaged for four years.
	I never let my fiancé come in me.
	Never, not one time.
	No, but how would you know, though?
	How the fuck would I know?
	Because I put that outside the back of his fucking head.
	You got pre-com.
	Pre-com?
	What do you mean?
	Pre-com.
	Bro, I need to use pre-come.
	Letting the nigga come at me, that's different.
	No, it's called pre-comp.
	Yeah, so.
	What does that have to do with it?
	Okay, well, that's definitely a.
	It was a calm before you come.
	Just comes out your dick.
	Wait, so are you single or are you engaged?
	Because you said fiancé.
	My ex-fiancé.
	I was engaged for four years.
	I broke up with him and is he ex because he's ex because he's a bitch.
	Hi.
	Is that why he wasn't allowed to?
	No, he didn't like that I did porn.
	Okay.
	We'll get into that.
	Okay, so this is before you did.
	You guys were together before you did it.
	I just did OnlyFans with him.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Wait, so he was a bitch because you did porn?
	No, he was a bitch because he told me I could do OnlyFans with him and some girls and then he started getting mad about the girls, which is cornball-ish.
	And then he started getting mad because I wanted to break up with him and he said it was because I wanted to fuck niggas, but he just wouldn't let me go to photo shoots.
	Since he wanted the story.
	We're going to dive into that.
	Yo, that is crazy, bro.
	Okay.
	Well, you dropped out of school.
	Was that around the same time that you broke up with him?
	Was it kind of like a watershed life?
	Yeah, like I dropped out of college.
	Yeah, it was all like the same time, kind of.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah.
	It was all like downfall.
	Now I'm in Miami and I do porn and it's fantastic.
	I see.
	I see.
	So it's like, I'm going to be my own bitch.
	This is my new life.
	Yeah, well, he was 10 years older than me.
	So he was 32.
	So he kind of wanted me to be a housekeeper.
	to be controlling yes but he was understandable because he was i was 19 and he was like 32 of course You strike me as somebody quite difficult to control.
	I am quite difficult to control.
	It's quite impossible.
	I thought it was supposed to be.
	Quite crazy girl.
	Okay.
	Moving on smartly.
	So, parents are together, yes or no?
	No, my dad died.
	Oh, yeah, that died.
	Yeah, yeah, no.
	How'd you forget something like that?
	We had the Titanic music.
	Come on.
	You know?
	Lady dropped that shit in the ocean.
	Everything happened.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	It all happened.
	It all happened.
	Come on.
	What about you?
	The biggest elephant in the room.
	What's your body count?
	Oh, come on.
	I stopped counting.
	Okay, so when I was with my ex-fiancé, I was at like 80.
	And then I broke up with him and then I hit like 100, like really fast.
	And now it's like I stopped counting after 300.
	I don't know.
	Bruh.
	I don't know.
	They're going to think I'm lying and I swear to God.
	I don't know.
	300, like the movie?
	333.
	Ah, 333.
	This body goes on my face.
	Let's just say that.
	My body count is 333.
	Smart.
	Good luck.
	Haram!
	Got you.
	Who does the soundboard here?
	M.O. Me and M.O.S. This is astonishing.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What's your sound work?
	My name's Sophia, and I'm 21 years old.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you.
	What do you do for it?
	I'm a full-time student, and then I also do some modeling on the side.
	Cool.
	You gotta?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Dating status?
	Single.
	In the highest education level?
	What was that?
	Education level?
	Oh, I have my AA and I'm working towards my bachelor's right now.
	What is it in?
	Business.
	Business?
	Okay, cool.
	Parents together or no?
	No, they're not.
	All right.
	Birth control?
	No.
	Hey, Chris?
	Your body count?
	It's four.
	I don't believe you.
	It's the same as last time.
	No.
	How long ago was the last show?
	The last time was, I mean, it was with my ex.
	No, no, I mean, how long ago were you on this show?
	Oh, like, I don't know, like, three months ago.
	Okay, okay.
	So you said it's a static.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Oh, man.
	I don't believe her, Chris.
	No, I don't believe her, man.
	You guys said the same thing last time.
	I kind of do believe that.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I do, but I'm not sure she gives it up like that.
	Oh, you're like, bronze and I will.
	Is that what men say when they like a girl?
	They like pretend to believe them about the body count.
	Pretty much.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	So I'm not lying.
	The girls don't know this yet, but I'm quite new to heterosexuality.
	I mean, so, yeah, I'm still learning the ways of men, you know.
	Okay.
	And you're from originally?
	Like, where'd you go?
	I'm originally from New Jersey.
	And then I moved here like three years ago.
	And then I think that's it.
	All right.
	And I'm white, right?
	For your race.
	Yeah, I'm Italian.
	I don't know how to get down like that in New Jersey.
	I believe you know, I know you're from New Jersey.
	All right.
	What about you?
	It's cold.
	Hi.
	I'm Maria, and I am 19 years old.
	What do you do for it?
	I work at an animal hospital.
	Aww.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I take care of my little animals over there.
	That's my little dude.
	Oh.
	What's your name?
	Bear.
	Bear.
	He's not really illegal, so I probably shouldn't tell people that I have him.
	Too late.
	No, yeah, too late.
	No, he's a snow leopard and a snow lynx and bobcat and Savannah.
	Yeah, he's massive.
	He's going to be like dog-sized.
	Is he fluffy?
	That's funny.
	Yeah, like mink.
	It's like, yeah, so fluffy.
	Smooth more than fluffy.
	Yeah.
	If that makes sense.
	Yeah, so he's not like a rabbit.
	He's more like a mink coat.
	What's mink?
	It's a little animal that they bash on the head and then very quickly turn into things.
	Lashes and coats.
	Yeah, so you know what?
	You see somebody in like a big black, what looks like a fur coat.
	It's often mink.
	If it's very, very soft and silky and smooth, it's often mink.
	It comes like black and expensive.
	Yeah, like black and brown typically.
	They're little rodents, but they just have very smooth hair.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And what's your background?
	Oh, like where I'm from?
	Yeah.
	Romania.
	You were on before, right?
	Romania is so random.
	I feel like you were from Romania.
	Have you been to Castle Brand?
	Of course.
	That's where Dracula is from.
	You had a crazy story of your ex or something like that, right?
	Yeah, no, we forgot about him.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	He's gone.
	It's come back to me now.
	It's coming back to me.
	Okay.
	Highest education level.
	Well, right now, I am a college student.
	My first semester.
	Stupid.
	Okay.
	That wasn't me.
	That was not me.
	But I guess high school for now.
	High school for now?
	Yeah.
	This is a lot.
	Highest is high school.
	All right.
	Dating status.
	Single.
	From the last escapade, I get it.
	Single.
	Yup.
	Got it.
	Alright.
	Parents together?
	Yes or no?
	No.
	And then a birth control?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	19 is crazy.
	All right.
	And then, Chris.
	Your body count.
	Don't lie.
	Come on.
	Bro, two.
	Pro.
	It's the same as last time.
	Y'all be cap, bro.
	All right.
	All right.
	Who would?
	Is that a common thing that women say to try to like it's the same as last time?
	Yeah.
	Well, the thing is, no one wants to admit what they buy if it's high because you look bad as a woman.
	So yeah, I know that.
	I was asking that.
	But on the show, it's kind of like you can skip to the intermediate.
	19 years old.
	How many body counts do you want me to have?
	I mean, she's 24 with 300 bodies.
	Okay, but like everyone is different.
	Hold on, because I had to switch mics.
	So you're 19 or 24?
	19.
	I'm 19.
	All right, and were you from Ridgely, Miami?
	Romania.
	Romania.
	Okay.
	And then you said you're a caretaker?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Animals.
	All right.
	Your parents are together, yes or no?
	No.
	And then you said you're single, right?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	All right.
	I think that's what I missed.
	I never.
	That's a note, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yes.
	All right.
	Cool, cool.
	Welcome back.
	Hi.
	All right, what's your name?
	I feel like I walked in on like a group job interview.
	The way this goes.
	You know what I mean?
	It's very checklist.
	No, it's good.
	It's good.
	It's good because that's why they don't have to show our nipples on here.
	Whoa.
	No.
	No, they're in today.
	We're good.
	Hers are a little bit out.
	I know.
	They made me take my ecosystem.
	I know.
	Yeah, I still can't.
	Because it's cold in here.
	All right.
	Red Evie.
	All right, how old are you?
	26.
	Good day of work.
	Porn.
	And real estate.
	But also real estate.
	That's the word mix.
	Okay.
	Highest education level?
	Like my nutrition degree, I would say.
	So college.
	All right.
	Dating status?
	Single.
	Parents together?
	No.
	Birth control?
	No.
	We be careful.
	Chris?
	All right.
	We already know it's high.
	I think it's like, it was like 20 a few last time.
	So now I think it's like 2000 and like maybe 20 something, 2020 something.
	Because I had like a two-week shoot.
	There you go.
	So I think.
	Not the year.
	All right.
	2020-something.
	Oh, yeah, the year.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Great.
	Sorry, probably around there.
	Wow.
	Haven't been that busy the last few months.
	I imagine you need fallow periods.
	Well, no, I can't get tested too much because I'll faint from the blood work.
	So it's like once every two months I'll get tested and then I'll just go to like a little bit.
	Yeah, I can work for a little bit.
	When you grow crops in the fields, it's quite draining on the soil.
	So you can grow crops sort of three months out of four, but not four months out of four because then the ground will just become like dust.
	So you have a fallow period.
	So I guess that's what you have.
	You have your little rest period.
	I mean, one time I thought I could do it and I got tested twice in one month and I literally left the testing office and I fainted in my car and I told my car to park beforehand.
	Then I woke up to some like fire people that fainted on my body.
	I was just in the shower today.
	No, I fainted while driving like on a main road in my Tesla, but it parked me, so it's okay.
	No, they say if you faint in the shower, like it's super dangerous because you like can hit your head and die.
	It's slippery.
	Yeah, I have something wrong in my head.
	They say it's maybe too much.
	So don't make a scene in the shower as well.
	No, no, no.
	Like none of that.
	I was just, I wasn't even doing anything.
	I was just, you know, this, and then I kind of like woke up on the floor with the mustard on my face.
	It was not pleasant.
	Wow.
	That's a lot to take in right there.
	Well, it was very traumatic.
	It's not very interesting, but it's just what happened to me today.
	Today?
	Today?
	You had a long shower.
	Why were you in the shower so long?
	Well, I didn't mean to be.
	I passed out.
	I just said that.
	Stupid.
	Not like I said.
	I'm okay.
	Went in for a normal shower, passed out, was in there for longer than I planned.
	It was a jet you.
	I mean, it's not really have control over it.
	You know, that's sort of integral to the nature of passing out.
	That you're not entirely in control.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name's Cameron.
	How old are you?
	26.
	What do you do for work?
	Healthcare and administration.
	All right.
	Highest education level?
	I have a bachelor's in nursing.
	Wait, nurse?
	Yes.
	Your body count's crazy.
	No, it has to be crazy, bro.
	Definitely.
	What's your background?
	Mexicana.
	Interesting.
	Where are you from originally, though?
	I'm third generation Denver, Denver, Colorado.
	Denver.
	Okay.
	Nothing else to do there but have sex, you see.
	Or small weed.
	Deck people.
	And nobody has this complexion, so yeah, she's, I mean, you've probably made your way through.
	Don't blame it.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	She's made her way through Colorado.
	Oh, I'm just saying.
	Let's relax.
	No, I'm just saying.
	Let's relax.
	Now I'm just in that Cafe LA in Colorado.
	I mean, just like, you know, and she's a nurse.
	I mean, she's cleaning up.
	All right.
	So here's a big elephant in the room.
	Okay.
	What's wrong with your eyebrows?
	Nothing.
	They're just, they just lighten up my little complexion.
	It's just a little individuality look.
	Look at it.
	Oh, God.
	There you go.
	I thought it was blonde.
	I thought she said.
	Well, bro, it is blonde.
	Look at my eyebrows.
	Well, yeah, black shit.
	She's a drinking scrubs.
	Well, yeah.
	So I have black hair.
	It doesn't matter.
	Model models.
	Thanksgiving model.
	No, I do bleach them.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So this is my black is my natural hair.
	Were you trying to work out if she was a natural blonde or oh, got you?
	No.
	I mean.
	Nobody's blonde and goes brunette, surely.
	Yeah, well, say.
	But I like it.
	Okay, if you like it, you like it.
	Yeah, I do.
	Next question.
	All right, uh, relationship status?
	Next question.
	I am single.
	Not ready to mingle.
	All right, your parents together?
	No.
	Birth overview?
	Natural cycles.
	Chris?
	No, your body counts.
	Come on, man.
	You're a nurse.
	Don't lie to us.
	No, nobody.
	Nobody knows.
	Nobody can.
	I do have my pony in today.
	You know, shout out.
	Shout out, Nishi Hair Extensions, but nobody counts for me this.
	Oh, she can't scare the plug.
	You're not scared for a plug.
	No, no, no, I'm not having that.
	Because if you're doing a plug, then you owe us.
	But you see, there's now a debt to be repaid.
	And that debt has to be repaid with honesty.
	And so we're going to require from you a range.
	So the nearest 50.
	Maybe.
	I like this game.
	We can revisit the question if I feel comfortable later on.
	We'll see how it's going to be.
	I can start all that if I feel comfortable.
	Nobody's making you feel unsafe.
	We just got to answer.
	No, it doesn't have to be.
	Everybody else is being done.
	If I feel comfortable shooting.
	You want us to ease you into it a little bit?
	Yeah.
	Just mute.
	How old are you and what's your body count?
	See, that's a fairly good thing.
	Okay, I can respect that.
	I can't sit down.
	I can respect that as long as you're comfortable with us returning to the subject.
	She said, whoa.
	Yeah, but I know.
	You showed up to Fresh and Fit.
	I mean, you know you're going to be.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	I'm pulling your tail.
	Okay, well, how many people have pulled your tail?
	That's all you have to do.
	Maybe later on.
	You're short to Fresh and Fit and then act coy.
	Give me a fucking answer.
	I'm not acting coy.
	If I feel comfortable later, you're at Fresh and Fit.
	We're here to fight.
	No, no, not to fight, but just like you don't show up here and then do the I'm a lady.
	Like, stop, stop.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	All right, is it single digit or a double digit?
	Can we get that then at least?
	Like, what is it double digit?
	It's no, it's single.
	It's a single digit.
	So less than 10.
	Okay, that's the first time.
	I'm absolutely sure it's a lie.
	100%.
	Not a doubt in my mind.
	I feel it in my waters.
	Like, I know.
	My whole body went.
	Absolutely no chance.
	But we'll move on for now.
	And I feel like over the course of the show, the number's going to gradually edge upwards.
	And as we get to that sort of 2 a.m. mark, we'll get closer to the real number.
	And we'll take it.
	We'll take it.
	I'm going to cry if I ask her every 20 minutes.
	Happy to.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I'm going to say it almost.
	I'll ask her every 20 minutes.
	That's a good challenge.
	I like that.
	Listen.
	I love a good idea.
	All right.
	20 minutes.
	It'll just go off every 20, won't it?
	There we go.
	All right, what's your name?
	Plants and Mellys.
	My name is Jocelyn.
	Call me Joce for short.
	How old are you, Jocelyn?
	I'm 19.
	Where are you from?
	Miami.
	I'm Cuban and Dominican.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	I'm a full-time student right now, but I work at a hot rod shop.
	All right, what do you major in?
	Nursing.
	Nurse?
	Nurse?
	Okay.
	You said you work at a hot rod shop?
	Yeah.
	A hot rod.
	Around sweaty mechanics all day, aren't you?
	Yeah.
	Antiques.
	Okay.
	Classic cars.
	Relationship status?
	I'm talking to somebody right now.
	Okay.
	Is he also into cars?
	Yeah.
	How'd you guys meet?
	At work?
	No, just mutual friends.
	Oh, she's smiling it.
	She's smiling bitch.
	She really likes him, huh?
	Are your parents together or no?
	Yeah, 21 years strong.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	All right.
	Live a life on the edge.
	Anything else?
	Body count.
	Three.
	You know what?
	I'll believe her.
	Yeah, I do too.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'll believe her.
	I'm 19.
	No, no, that's absolutely not.
	I'm 19, I'm 19, I'm 19.
	And I'm sure the same thing.
	Stop it.
	Usually means like a hunter this time.
	This girl is 15, 16 years old, who has slept with dozens of niggas.
	That's what I'm telling you.
	Let's be honest.
	Lesbia!
	Oh, is that bad?
	That's how you go.
	No, W.
	It's true.
	I come out of nowhere.
	No, listen, listen, I've got a lifetime hard R pass from no lesser authority than my boss and friend and the greatest living artist of all time, Yay.
	And so I didn't realize academics was here, by the way.
	We've been in touch before about something sensitive, but I want to say hello, Elizabeth.
	No, I've been given a lifetime hard R pass.
	I didn't use it then.
	That was a nigga.
	We'll see how we get on.
	And last but not least, guests of honor.
	Welcome to Show Mellow.
	We know who you are.
	Name age.
	We do for a living.
	41.
	I was like waiting for what the horrible sound was going to be and I got away with it.
	So no, I used to do kind of right-wing commentating stuff and then got cancelled for talking about...
	Well, actually, they forced me to go on television and apologise for my own rape.
	That's conservative media for you.
	So I kind of took a bit of a break.
	And now I manage Coney West Lawyers and do some other stuff at Easy, look after his private, complex, and sensitive stuff.
	And yeah, so I'm like his right-hand man.
	He calls me his pet tarantula.
	Because I spot the bad guys in there.
	So, yeah.
	That's it.
	That's what I do these days and then occasionally show up on French shows.
	Okay.
	All right, body count.
	Somewhere around there.
	Somewhere around red.
	Did you beat me?
	I actually need to know the number specifically to know because I know that I'm like 22, 2,300.
	So niggas.
	When I was 18, when I was 18, I did a test with my ex-husband.
	We tried to see who could sleep with the most people in one week.
	And he fucking won.
	Which is crazy.
	You know, you got like 19, 20.
	I'm just like, the thing with the male libido is the more you have, the more you want, and you can just go.
	Like, if you're in the swing of it.
	Yeah, he was like a tall Brazilian guy, so he like...
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, I'm straight now.
	He would have been down for you, I know.
	I've been celibate for five years, actually, because that life was just wrecking everything.
	Like my years.
	Yeah, my sex.
	Five years.
	I can't even go five hours about having sex.
	No, but you've got to understand, like, it's different.
	When you're destroying your soul, your body, your mind, everything with that kind of disorder, the homosexual stuff, it's not like regular sex.
	It's something different.
	It's much more like an addiction.
	It's much more like something that's just not good for you.
	And it comes along with a package of other stuff that's not good for you either.
	It always comes with the drugs.
	It always comes with the pharmacy.
	It always comes with the setting.
	And it just arrived in my life very abruptly, went like loco for cocoa puffs, is that expression?
	Something for years and just made me miserable and sad and was not working.
	So I just cut it out of my life for a bit.
	And I'm hoping to get to a stage where I can find a wife and have kids because that's not a way for a man to live.
	That's real.
	So do you think that you would be satisfied when the wife thinks that?
	I'd be more worried about her being satisfied, to be really honest with you.
	There were a lot of women up until about the 1960s and 70s who had husbands that were in the closet, right?
	Well, I would say most men, especially nowadays, are closeted or DL.
	I'm going to tell you, every American man I've ever met with the exception maybe of these two and a couple of others, faggotized.
	Heavily, heavily faggotized.
	I mean, I'm not surprised.
	Were you from Atlanta?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Actually, there's never been a heterosexual man from Atlanta.
	No, but...
	Never, not one time.
	No.
	Not one time.
	Not one time.
	It's like there's never been an entirely heterosexual Latino man.
	There's no 100% heterosexual Hispanic man.
	There isn't one.
	You know what's crazy?
	I've been around a lot of artists, celebrities, and most of them are in the closet.
	All the rappers are.
	I mean, not my boss, but he's one of the very, very few.
	If people judge drawings, that's your point.
	That's how they put me because if you come out as that, they got it on you.
	But then you get to a level of degeneracy in society where everybody, where then they can just have Lil Na's ex because now it's like whatever.
	So they got something even worse on him.
	Where now it's not even a problem.
	But I mean, all the rappers.
	With like three exceptions.
	And the three exceptions are more like the big dogs, you know, like the icons.
	Everybody else.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	All right.
	So we'll do some chats first or you want to get into questions.
	Let's do chats.
	Let's see what people want to know.
	All right.
	Let's do the first one.
	All right.
	Hold on.
	Actually, I changed my mind.
	Go.
	You interest me because I'm Greek too.
	He's sexy.
	You're Greek?
	Yeah, yeah, half Greek.
	You know what's crazy?
	You do look Greek.
	My surname is Junopus.
	It just means Johnson.
	My mom's last name is Dimitrio.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	You know, I have a family that's Theodore Acopoulos.
	You know, yeah, yeah, you know, and it gets more stupid from there.
	I did literature too, and I would say with you ladies tonight, I don't want you to interpret anything I say as disrespectful, but I'm going to ask, like, I'm going to, I'm going to ask like blunt if it's okay.
	You know, like, I feel like maybe you dropped into a lifestyle.
	Like, I dropped into a lifestyle that, like, straight out of, you know, out of college, out of literature, out of like a good setup, into something that maybe is not like conducive to a healthy, happy soul and life in the long term.
	I'm trying to get myself out of it.
	Do you recognize yourself at all in that description?
	And would you, could you see a day?
	Yeah, that's what I see.
	I see as the opposite.
	I see as I was trapped in a box.
	I was trapped in a town.
	I was trapped in a relationship.
	And as soon as I came out of that and I started expressing myself more, I found what I was looking for the whole time.
	Can you understand why sometimes men will say that they find...
	Sorry, did I knock something over or something?
	No, no, no.
	No, it's good.
	Guess come in coming.
	Special guests.
	Can you understand why sometimes men will hear women say that they're happier than ever and kind of not quite believe them?
	Because there seems to be like...
	I feel like it is impossible for a man to see a single woman and think she's happy because it's the impression on society that you have to be with somebody.
	You get married, you have children, you're happy.
	I don't disagree with you.
	I just think that maybe it's because they're...
	I think men do have a rough time seeing a single woman and thinking that she could be happy or believing that she could be happy, but that's maybe because they're right that single women typically are not.
	You're right.
	Women are typically not.
	I think, like you were asking, you couldn't be able to do that.
	It sounded from your answer like you were kind of thinking that it was like that you were tending towards like a sort of societal expectation kind of explanation.
	And maybe it's actually just that the men are right.
	The women aren't happy.
	I don't know because I see a lot of men that aren't happy when they don't have girlfriends too and it could go the same way.
	Right.
	I think it's what you're going through in the exact moment that determines your happiness on it or not.
	Because I could not be happier being single right now.
	I can't ever imagine myself dating anyone ever again in my life.
	Okay, but you know that.
	But you know that's crazy.
	But you know that's crazy, but I can't do that.
	Well, you can do it, but you don't really think you're going to be happy in 30 years if that's still your attitude.
	Well, I shouldn't say absolutely.
	Why do we make it every day and think that the goal to life is getting married, having kids, and doing that?
	That's the only thing that's certainly is.
	Because that's why we have the organism.
	If I could save a thousand lives in my entire lifetime, never have any kids, and I could be like, this is a better life than so many people have ever lived.
	That would be a life full of purpose and full of meaning.
	It would be a life.
	I was kidding.
	And I had a fairy tale, and I thought I wanted to get married.
	I thought that was a purpose to life.
	And once that changes, it changes.
	And for most people, that never changes.
	And you think that's the whole goal to your life is to get married and have a kid, and that's what you're supposed to do.
	And they would.
	I agree.
	I agree.
	But I mean, you know, we have the biological mechanics that we have.
	We have the anatomy that we have.
	I think most people have the urge or the inclination that they have towards those things.
	But some people are meant to have.
	Men and women are made to fit together, literally.
	You could see somebody with a child and you're like, that person should not have had a child.
	Never.
	Just that one person.
	No, and it could have worked out in a different circumstance.
	That one person should not have had a child.
	Never.
	I never see that.
	No, I never see that.
	You just shouldn't have been in a relationship.
	What if you were meant to be a single doctor your whole life and you just were convincing yourself this whole time, I need to find somebody.
	I need to find somebody.
	I think it's a false dichotomy.
	It's a false dichotomy between finding meaning and purpose in your life in one way, but another aspect or another dimension of your life being profoundly empty and alone.
	And, you know, okay, fine.
	You can find meaning and purpose in your career, but you're still coming home to an empty apartment.
	Absolutely.
	That's me as a 24-year-old woman saying this to you, and you could also absolutely be right because I'm saying this as a heartbroken 24-year-old woman who feels like I made a decision.
	But it's also the fact that when you're saying maybe true, maybe that's not the right choice.
	Maybe it is a little more.
	Can you tell me why you said heartbroken?
	I mean, I think you kind of crossed it.
	He did not break my heart.
	What broke my heart was that I thought I was in love and that I was going to marry him and I was going to have kids with him.
	And once that ended, I realized that that is not the path that life gives everybody.
	But it's not that.
	That's not what happens to everybody.
	That's not what you're supposed to do.
	You can focus on different things.
	Because it didn't pan out with him, it seems that the grief, the loss, was so great that you kind of rotated.
	Girls get stuck on that.
	They get stuck on a person.
	I understand.
	And then they lose their love.
	Well, they leave a little bit of themselves in you every time, don't they?
	When they make love to you, there's a little bit of DNA that sticks around and stuff.
	Yeah, right.
	So you form a biological bond with every man that you have sex with, right?
	No, you definitely do.
	So is it possible that in the grief of this young love, which probably felt like the end of the universe when it came to an end, is it possible that you maybe have over-corrected into writing off that happiness and that future for yourself completely?
	I'm not sure what I did.
	But so what?
	Well, my so what is I hope that that doesn't last forever.
	Absolutely.
	And absolutely.
	I hope that doesn't last forever.
	If it does, at least I found a better purpose rather than endless heartbreak, hopeless, romantic, wasting my whole life wanting a man.
	I could have just saved a bunch of lives.
	I could have just built a library.
	I could have just done a bunch of things.
	But instead, these girls are told that they're supposed to be like, oh, get a man.
	And they think that's what you're supposed to do.
	I mean, if you're a nuclear physicist or you are, I mean, are you doing any of those things?
	Did you just mention?
	When I was with him, I had said I dropped out of college.
	Right.
	And I was going for theater and English.
	Right.
	Those are very self-indulgent subjects.
	I read literature.
	Yeah.
	Those are subjects of the mind, of the interior.
	Those aren't subjects of service.
	For sure, but the example.
	Me too.
	But the examples you gave were of making civilizational contributions, either saving lives or leaving an institution behind you.
	Yeah.
	Leaving a legacy.
	And what I was suggesting to you is that perhaps those things are.
	I was thinking very vague.
	No, I know.
	Like in a vague way, just.
	But it's interesting, isn't it, that they all fall into a particular category of leaving something behind you, whether it's life, ding, ding, ding, or whether it's some other kind of legacy.
	Aren't they all just stand-ins for really what you should be pursuing and really what you should?
	Gangster.
	But what you should be pursuing.
	Don't go.
	I see y'all having like deep conversations saying, Dr. Bitches.
	Hey, listen, I came in for the entertainment.
	Y'all having some like life combo, man.
	I don't care about that.
	Listen, they're going to tell y'all something.
	Yo, security, everybody, Myron.
	Yo, one of y'all bitches stink.
	I'm going to keep it a bit.
	Someone just brings me.
	I don't know which one it is.
	But this is a fact.
	They know which one it is.
	One of y'all sneak.
	Because somebody keeps holding their nose while y'all walk back and forth.
	They're talking about it in the back.
	I'm not going to talk shit.
	I'm going to talk shit to y'all face.
	Real talk.
	But they ask them all to point at the same time.
	They're not going to say it.
	No, they're not going to say it right now.
	Who y'all think this stink-ass hoe is?
	Come on.
	Let's get to it.
	What color are you wearing?
	Let's get to that.
	What color is she wearing?
	So y'all smell nothing.
	You're all going to have to vote.
	This is going to be competitive reality now.
	We're going to start voting you off in the studio.
	Yo, what a security man.
	We got to bring that over here.
	Who smells?
	Tell us.
	Who smells like what?
	Like B.O.?
	Point at the person who smells.
	Like Simon?
	Point to the person who smells.
	Point to the person who smells smell.
	By the way, let me give you a rule of thumb.
	If you don't smell nothing, it's probably you.
	So you don't smell nothing foul in the studio.
	Not near me right now.
	All right, man.
	Yo, women.
	Point at the person who smells.
	Bobby, hey, I have allergies, so I don't.
	Oh, my God.
	Point to the person who smells.
	I got it.
	Listen, I just scripted.
	Yeah, all right, okay, okay.
	You're gonna do it.
	I already knew.
	I knew.
	I know who you are.
	I'm just trying to tell you, there's somebody with a foul odor that every time they walk that way, people, like, I don't know if it's a twerk wind, a walk win, whatever winds you got going on.
	Listen, yo, we got some soap, water, and some yoder.
	Could you help us by going around the table and determining who it is?
	They know who it is because I was talking to them.
	I was talking shit about y'all.
	But no one's going to say, so you should go and determine that.
	Yo, I see.
	Who's a stink-ass chick?
	Yo, come on, let's get to it.
	Yo, somebody said a $300 donation, we put it on it right now.
	Come on.
	I'm crying.
	$300, and we're going to have her take some deodorant.
	Yeah.
	And we got to soap and we're going to give her a thought wet bath.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you know, you get a little hot water.
	I get a little water.
	Come on now.
	You did those before?
	Well, I'm not a thought.
	You feel what I'm saying?
	So I'm saying like...
	You gave a thought one?
	Whether you like thoughts.
	No, I do like that.
	I'm not paid enough for that.
	I don't like the stink dots.
	I'm prepared to soak somebody down if they want.
	Milo, it's my first time meeting you, brother.
	It's so polite.
	Milo helped me out when Rod Nation was on my ass.
	And then they came to me trying to delete my Instagram account.
	And they said, hey, listen, you have a bunch of strikes and we need to rectify some strikes.
	One of the strikes was an old, old strike from Yeezy, the company.
	Whatever.
	And Milo assisted me in getting that removed.
	W. Expeditiously.
	So she was my little shot.
	Of course, because I knew that.
	We love you.
	Yay loves you the bits.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	He does.
	He do.
	Come on.
	We talk about you all the time.
	How?
	That's my God.
	I'm glad to be a hero.
	You know what I mean?
	I didn't think I was gonna be on the stream today.
	I was with Aiden Ross just now.
	I thought I heard that you were here, and I was like, I must have heard that wrong.
	Because if he was here, he did.
	These are my guys.
	He's all my brothers.
	I see.
	I'm glad to meet you properly.
	God bless you, man.
	You have joke for a bit of beer.
	All right, no, listen, listen, listen.
	I can't proceed without us finding out who it is.
	And I'm prepared.
	Listen, if there's a sponge.
	Do you want to save it for the show?
	No, I don't.
	No, no, no.
	We could do a smell test.
	Listen, don't check.
	Who would opt out the smell test?
	Don't tell me I can take over the show and then.
	Do you want to do it later?
	No, I don't want to do it later.
	I want to do it right now.
	How about this?
	I am prepared to soak down whoever it is.
	I know who it is.
	Like, I listened, don't know.
	I can see in the face.
	I'm going to do what I mean.
	Like, I'm not trying to outdo her.
	I'm trying to be honest.
	I told him.
	No, so I was back there.
	There was like three of y'all that walked towards the bathroom, and then somebody said, Did you smell that?
	Can you so before we before we proceed?
	Can you be specific about the kind of odor?
	Was it a bedroom?
	Is it under the arms?
	Was it just a chill?
	No, Milo.
	Is it like titty shoes?
	No, no, it's different because I went back there to like the little green room.
	The workers here are sanitizing themselves, so there's some stench.
	There's a stench.
	So you're okay, so I'm not an expert in these things, but is that thrush?
	Is it wet bread?
	That wet bread kind of stuff.
	I see, could you just expose who smells?
	I see those.
	I'm looking for guilty faces.
	Yo, we are new to building guilty faces.
	Yo, I did not see guilty faces.
	I did tell Milo to take over the show, and we would just be here.
	Yeah, so we always let the guests feel.
	Then why are you speaking?
	There you go.
	Have it.
	I'm just here for the lulls at this point.
	Listen, we've got a new king in town now.
	No, no, no, no.
	I'm not a new king.
	Listen, son.
	No, listen.
	They literally made way, like Moses in the sea, like for you to come and sit down, okay?
	So stop that.
	Stop that.
	Stop that.
	You know who you we are.
	I'm here for comic relief.
	There you go.
	Well, too bad Cash won't have that relief himself.
	Okay, so no, we won't be moving on.
	Stop it.
	Oh, you want to know this thing motherfucker?
	Yes.
	We are going to figure this out.
	If it takes us until 5 a.m. We are going to figure this out.
	You got a fetish.
	No.
	There's a weird motherfucker taking place.
	What a surprise.
	What a surprise.
	Some of the girls get defensive, and I'm the weirdo because one of them didn't shower today.
	No, you know what?
	You just pushed me over the edge.
	I'm going to come see.
	Smell time!
	It's getting kinky up in here.
	Don't be doing that, because you don't turn it on me.
	No, hell yeah.
	This is a kinky.
	Right.
	People pay me for this.
	Where are you smelling?
	I was going to start with you.
	They paying for the smell or what they pay you for?
	Yeah, they want me to like get stinky.
	Some alarm stinky.
	There's a phone.
	That's your job.
	20 minutes.
	Body count.
	Body count.
	I'm crying.
	Yo, what?
	Me, she extensions.
	Come on, body count, body count.
	It was the best one.
	Don't stall because 20 minutes will be up again really soon again.
	It's anywhere from.
	That's okay.
	We'll start with that.
	We'll stop with that.
	No, we'll stop with that.
	Wait, this is the amount of niggas who fucked you?
	Yes.
	But she wouldn't tell me.
	How she estimated.
	What the fuck?
	This is crazy.
	She don't want to say that.
	We're going in gently.
	It's anywhere from.
	Yo, if a girl is going to tell me her body count and she's like, tell me it's in a range, that's wild.
	Come on.
	It's under something.
	Well, the nearest to the nearest hundred.
	Because then we're going to get closer.
	It's not even like that.
	We're gonna get closer.
	To the nearest hundred.
	So it's a hundred.
	To the nearest hundred, it's a hundred.
	To the nearest hundred, it's a hundred.
	Like, I have something right on.
	Okay, brother, thank you.
	Bleed the fifth.
	Can you just go around and smell people's sweet?
	I'll do it.
	We annoyed.
	I'm smelling, bro.
	Hey, wait, wait, shorty.
	What's your how old are you?
	26.
	Okay, I missed it.
	Wait, how old are you?
	Judge them.
	Wait, are we judging the niggas' body count?
	No, I'm asking you to kind of like your body count probably.
	Columbia has pops.
	Oh, my God.
	Hey, are you from Miami?
	No.
	I'm from Denver.
	Denver?
	Oh, that's 71.
	Denver bitches are harder.
	Yo, yo, Selena Powell is from Denver, yeah.
	Okay, that's a size.
	Yo, Denver.
	If anybody been in Denver, there's nothing going on.
	First of all, you like a mile high up in the sky.
	Like, yo, first of all, like, the blood don't really get to where it needs to get to because you're so high.
	The altitude is hoes.
	Straight up.
	I didn't have time for all that.
	I was working.
	I got my young and I don't know if I'm not going to be able to do it.
	I didn't have time to be fucking.
	Love that shit.
	Could be the pretty girl.
	Whatever.
	Don't let it be the pretty girl.
	I was only going to pull on a canine crying.
	Okay.
	I don't think it is.
	No.
	Okay, good.
	He's like, yo, y'all sucking.
	Equal rights, equality.
	I felt like she said it was her, though.
	You didn't say it was you?
	No, it wasn't.
	You said the niggas like when you got some stinky shit going on.
	Now, these girls are deflecting to protect each other.
	They're going to say some wild shit.
	Or something.
	Yeah.
	See?
	You said they're all against me.
	I never thought.
	I just want to hear from Denver.
	I don't know one regular chick from every chick I know from Denver is a hoe.
	Straight up.
	Straight up.
	I got to keep it a bean.
	So you can't go to Denver.
	No, I want to go to Denver.
	I love hoes.
	No, I love hoes.
	Like, niggas love hoes.
	You're like every guy in Denver, Loki.
	There we go.
	You love hoes?
	I love hoes.
	What are you smelling about?
	I mean, we all love hoes, but he's smelling the body count right now.
	He's saying this over 5,000.
	Yo.
	I can smell the black man.
	Wait, you're a fan?
	You said you know.
	5,000.
	You're a fan of.
	You got 5,000 niggas who fuck you?
	No, no, no.
	I'm at like two.
	I'll be better next time, I promise.
	You got 2,000 dudes who fucks you?
	Yeah.
	Like 2,000 and like 20-something.
	Yeah, like you're not going to be able to do it.
	I want to ask you a question, like, in a, we don't YouTube and shit, like, in a YouTube way.
	Like, no, wrong, Rumble, you can say whatever you want.
	You don't got to just say yourself.
	Yo, keep it up.
	Them pussy lips look like roast beef at this point.
	2,000, Shorty.
	Come on, girl.
	We gotta, we're like, come on, 2,000?
	That's not what it gotta do with the pussy lips.
	You have to think.
	There would be no.
	What do we gotta do with the pussy lips?
	I would have nothing to do with that.
	Man, man, man.
	Again, we could go look up some stuff.
	You got razor blades on your dick?
	I'm gonna go for it.
	And by the way, I do want the men in the room to actually chime in on this.
	Okay.
	Women, I've known women who are really promiscuous.
	Their vaginas are now like women who are not.
	And if y'all want to say it is, because of whatever, I will stand on this till I die.
	The only time you feel.
	Her getting fucked up.
	If she just gets fucked.
	If she just got fucked.
	Recently is the only time you got fucking fucking fucking fucking.
	I know some bitches that pussy lips that form.
	You're gonna feel it's gonna be a little more roomy.
	It's gonna be a little more roomy if she just got fucking in the middle.
	Who is it, Mike?
	Well, it says over here.
	But she said she got 2,000 bodies.
	It might have a stench.
	I've got some very exciting news.
	I've got some very exciting news.
	We have narrowed down.
	We have narrowed down the possibilities to these three girls.
	And what that means is that we now can do process of elimination by grilling them about their recent sanitary.
	Milo, Milo, too.
	Nah, it can't be from Denver.
	No way.
	He said it can't be from Denver.
	I saw something over here, though.
	It's over here.
	But that's probably you.
	Yo, hold on.
	Your nose probably don't work.
	I might have to go.
	Wait.
	Well, big people.
	They do have to shower more often, don't they?
	I was in the bathroom, right?
	I walked out.
	I smelt it.
	So you smelt it too, nigga.
	Yes.
	So why were you crying when I was saying it?
	I don't know what it is.
	They got Fresh.
	I don't have any dealers.
	Everybody knows me and Fresh, we're really friends.
	Like, it's my guy.
	Like, we used to be joking with you.
	Yeah.
	Fresh is a type of motherfucker, and I know Myron hates him for this.
	He'll bring up a story and be like, nevermind, I can't tell it.
	So you sit here and ask me, hold your breath the whole time and not say it.
	Wait, nigga.
	That saved you a lot of times too, nigga.
	Let me know.
	Shut up.
	You sit here and hold your breath and not say it.
	Okay, okay.
	So you think that the scent is emanating from this area?
	This quadrant.
	It's not.
	Is it there or this?
	Listen. The corner ends.
	All right, what we're going to do is corner ends.
	We're going to go through these three girls and they're going to say their name, their age, and why it's not them.
	Okay.
	One sentence on why it could not possibly be you that smells.
	Okay, let's go.
	My name is Jocelyn.
	I'm 19.
	And I took a shower before Christmas.
	So I'm just going to be good answering.
	So.
	I'm going to deodorant, perfume.
	Oh, okay.
	So you lay your dead on, and it was like, what, two hours, three hours ago?
	Something like that, maybe four hours ago?
	Like two, three.
	So your claim is based on probability, and it is highly unlikely that somebody showered that recently would be stinky right now.
	Yeah?
	Right.
	Okay, all right.
	Next one.
	Yo, what?
	Are you sniffing first?
	Yo, my god.
	Come on, come on.
	I'm nervous.
	Do I stink?
	No.
	Right.
	Are you sniffing too?
	Next, come on.
	Come on.
	Yeah, he is.
	Cameron 26.
	I showered right before I came here because I work out.
	No, she already used that one.
	Next one.
	I am a healthy graph spell vibes, so I eat.
	Healthy lifestyle.
	I'm clean.
	I eat clean.
	Did you say you were a nursing student?
	Did I remember that right?
	No, babe.
	I'm a nursing student.
	Oh, forgive me.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, so.
	Okay, all right, fine.
	I'm sorry, my girl, but things keep leading to you.
	They keep leading to you.
	I think you should come take a fresher look.
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	She told me she was a pussy, huh?
	I have at least a few people here.
	You fucking tour no?
	Well, I'm working my way up to it.
	Oh.
	No, you started doing some pussy?
	No, no, no, I'm saying I have multiple reviews from here that could like say we're good.
	Oh, what type of reviews you don't want?
	Like some people.
	Oh, she's had sex with one of the girls over there.
	I remember I have no idea.
	I know.
	No, I'm talking about them.
	These two.
	These two.
	No, those two.
	Oh, me.
	Me.
	Me, I had sex with her.
	I had sex with her.
	Yeah, I had sex with her.
	Wait a minute.
	You kept that quiet earlier on.
	You just said it was that one.
	Dude, it's on Twitter.
	I know.
	But listen.
	So you had sex with her and you had sex with her.
	That's on the internet.
	Let's make this short.
	Let's make this short.
	She's with the table that you've not had sex with.
	Well, I knew that.
	She wanted to.
	Is there anybody else at the table you had?
	I mean, because after that, my number is.
	Are we talking about females?
	Well, I know that's probably difficult to remember at this point, but if there's anybody at the table that you absolutely definitively have not had sex with, could you guys know?
	You know what?
	Let's do it.
	You're my favorite fucking person.
	So, point who you didn't fuck in the room.
	This whole room.
	Just me.
	Yeah.
	I don't fuck this whole data.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait, watch it.
	From the cast in the back.
	Not me.
	I don't know about you, but I got a lot of good ones.
	I ain't fun this whole thing.
	Yo, yo.
	She said she got 2,000 bodies.
	I think it's 20,000.
	Anybody?
	Pointing them out.
	Let's start from back there.
	You want my honest one?
	Well, you didn't come here to tell lies, girl.
	You came here to show off because you invited me to sit in your lap before we even started rolling.
	So you're here.
	No, no, no.
	I was going to be sitting in your lap.
	I have no.
	I'm not ready for that.
	Well, no.
	Well, it depends on the results of this elimination process as to whether I'm ready for that, okay?
	You still have not done your excuse.
	Name, age, and why it couldn't possibly be you that night.
	Because I have reviews from the two.
	You haven't done your name and your age.
	Can you follow my instructions?
	Red Evie.
	I saw a lot of people.
	Really reviewed shit don't mean nothing, man.
	I know mad bitches who fuck mad niggas.
	They be having some shit called bacteria, vagin, but whatever, whatever that shit is, man.
	Y'all bitches be stanking, man.
	What are you talking about?
	What I'm trying to say is that if she says she got reviews from bitches she fucked, that don't mean nothing.
	She could have reviews from a lot of people.
	I'm about to smell tests.
	Yo, I know, man.
	Yo, all these.
	Smell tests don't mean nothing, though.
	Yeah, but all these hoes that be having some shit, man.
	How you fuck 2,000 niggas?
	That's crazy.
	Listen, academics is.
	He's burst onto the scene with this allegation.
	I believe.
	I'm not going to be an STD test.
	Male and female reviews at an STD test.
	That's a lot of fun.
	20,000.
	I mean, 2,000.
	I'm a porn star.
	Oh, never mind.
	Never mind.
	Y'all got a time.
	Do you know how Google me?
	I'll be taking Holy Ghost.
	Red Evian.
	Red Evie.
	Let you change real quick.
	Just Google it on regular Google, and then you'll get something really nice on your phone.
	That's the best way to get it.
	I target his moth over there.
	Repeat it.
	No.
	Nigga, yes.
	You pulled up a cyber truck, didn't you?
	Why don't you have a little bit of a drink?
	I'm not going to show the camera.
	I know.
	Do you want the images of all the tests?
	No, I'm going to be honest with you.
	I'm just trying to say if you smell shorty, like, you know what I mean?
	Like, hold on, hold on.
	I won't smell if she don't smell.
	But she don't smell.
	You fucked her too.
	Nigga, I'm saying.
	How many black people you done fucked?
	She said, like seven.
	One voluntarily, the rest were scenes.
	So she smells fresh.
	Well, it's still voluntary, isn't it?
	In fact, it's not a bad thing.
	I said one voluntarily, the rest were scenes, like professional voice.
	Hold on, Fresh?
	Keep it a bean.
	Huh?
	Like, if you ran into me and Fresh, like, me and Fresh would be modeled at the same time.
	If there's someone here, I would not out them on their own show.
	So you have had sex with them.
	I did not answer that.
	You had sex with Red!
	That would be true!
	Since we're giving a pussy review and like a smell review, give a dick review.
	Like, yo, how did he fuck?
	How long was it?
	How's it going?
	That was a performance, though.
	I ain't gonna lie, because first do be up on here talking that big shit like, yeah, no, no, no.
	Yo, first one, he told that on a honey pack one time and I was so mad.
	He said, I don't need that.
	I'm like, nigga, shut the fuck up.
	I love what he does.
	Listen, you are resting on pretty.
	You are a lazy lover.
	I can tell.
	I can tell you a lazy lover.
	Actually.
	No, he's not.
	You see how we just got you to confirm you had sex?
	There we go.
	I'm sorry.
	That was weird.
	That was not difficult to tease out.
	No, no, no.
	That was not really going to tease me.
	For the rest of you hoes, y'all getting a yelp review right now.
	Hold on, tell us out.
	So you're saying, you're saying that, like, what would you rate him?
	Like, would you tell y'all fellow girls to like go fuck with him or not?
	Was it like ugly girl sex, like, desperate to please you?
	Or was he looking in the mirror like American psycho?
	Was he very pleased with himself?
	I'm surprised Fresh fucked you.
	His type is usually Chinese and ready to trick.
	Holy, I ain't gonna lie to you.
	No, no, that's his type.
	Chinese.
	He lied, holding it.
	It was one girl, nigga.
	One girl.
	All right, so so um this is not gonna come around again.
	This is your one opportunity to rate the men around you.
	Um, so if any of you have had sex with them, let's hear about it.
	Um, so let's let's do it out of ten for Fresh.
	I'll give him a ton.
	Boom, look at that Barbados shit.
	So, hold on.
	I was told I be a good porn star.
	Get us.
	You were told what?
	Really?
	No, here's a better question.
	Because shout out to my nigga Cameron from the It Is What It Is podcast.
	This is my favorite question.
	He asked Cassie after the whole case with Diddy.
	Yo, I just want to know, Fresh, fuck what she's saying.
	Nigga, screw you, bro.
	How was the pussy, though?
	Fuck what she said about you getting a 10.
	How many of you have been in the middle?
	I mean, it made him come seven times.
	I don't know if I would think it's good.
	You made him come seven times.
	That's Caspian.
	No, it's not Cap.
	I have a fucking video.
	Of him.
	Yeah, that's Cap.
	I saw him.
	It wasn't seven.
	You're lying.
	No, it was seven.
	You did not make it.
	It was seven.
	They're trying to tell you.
	So you're telling, you had this nigga weak in the knees up in the box seven times.
	Fresh?
	Yeah, tricks out.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	I go for hours, nigga.
	Yeah.
	So were there illicit substances involved in this interaction?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What is your own dreams?
	What?
	Was this, was this?
	My darlin', my darlin', my darlin', was this meth sex?
	Thank you, bro.
	Which time are we talking about?
	Oh God, be joy, that's easy.
	All right, so Fresh, what are your drugs of choice for sex?
	Because then nobody, you're not.
	There was no drug.
	It can't be blown.
	No, we had to.
	We're not going to see it.
	It can't be blown.
	I don't know.
	That's right.
	Myron's doing eight podcasts a day.
	This nigga is fucking like a chick right here for like eight hours a day.
	This is why this show's on the Myron Gates X YouTube channel.
	All right, so who here has had sex with Myron?
	Seven times.
	Who's had sex with Myron?
	Where's the Eskimo sisters at?
	Point them out.
	Are we just talking about them?
	Yeah.
	Laro?
	No, no, no, no.
	This one.
	That one.
	I'm only pornography.
	No, I wouldn't go now.
	Ladder.
	She's beautiful.
	Okay, he don't want to do it.
	Okay, all right.
	Who else fucked first up in there?
	Why are you in a suit?
	You in cool today?
	I had to make fun of an Indian.
	I had to make fun of an Indian.
	Okay, all right, all right, all right.
	So any more any more from?
	Long story short, any more takers?
	She was thing.
	It's gotta be something dude over here.
	All right, fuck all that shit because you from Barbados.
	I'm Jamaican.
	I gotta find out.
	No, it's definitely not a pussy or no.
	He ate the pussy.
	He ate it.
	He didn't eat the ass, though.
	I just wanna know if he ate an ass.
	Why?
	Because every time I'm in a club with him, every time I'm in a club with him, he always like, act, you want to sip, nigga, fuck out of here.
	You know what I mean?
	Pamela, nigga.
	No.
	I don't let people do that.
	It's weird.
	He was just eating that.
	He was eating the pussy in.
	What's your rate of pussy in skills at?
	10.
	10?
	All right, okay.
	All right.
	We need to recalibrate a little bit because she's just being nice because she wants to come back on again.
	Because if you don't eat your ass, this is good exposure for girls.
	She ain't going to rate him at six.
	Is she?
	No, I wouldn't do that.
	It's me.
	Is that a local set?
	Man, get that.
	All right.
	All right.
	Anybody, any other takers for Fresh?
	Anybody done it or would like to do it?
	This nigga, bro.
	No, let's get through it.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Anybody else tasted those wares?
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Fresh is not being the rumors.
	He only fuck white girls.
	He don't fuck black girls, Spanish girls, nothing.
	White girls, and straight Asian.
	Like, nonsense.
	I do black as well.
	If Ice not investigating them, he don't fuck them.
	So, like, Ice got investigating him for like the protection.
	So, like, Cafe Olay.
	I see, I see, I see.
	Okay, all right.
	So, anybody else interested in having sex with Fresh?
	First of all, I took care of it already.
	It's fine.
	Tonight?
	No, not today.
	I was out of town.
	Otherwise you would have been on the time.
	Brought you down to handling after the show.
	When you think about the other 2,219 men.
	I don't know.
	When you think about that, does it help or does it hinder the process?
	Well, here's the good thing about OnlyFans Girls, right?
	They get tested.
	You fucked her role?
	Yes or no?
	That's why he's not even in that point.
	That's my point.
	That's what he's defending.
	How girls don't get tested.
	Porn stars get tested.
	Well, same thing.
	No, it's not.
	Sometimes.
	Only fans girls sit in their bedroom.
	I think.
	Is this like a illustration?
	Shorty got like a disgusting look at you.
	No, no, no.
	No, if you tell me you fucked 2,000 niggas, I'm not fucking you.
	I promise you.
	Act.
	Listen, the only thing I ever fucked that fuck 2,000 people was Selena Powell, and I definitely, you know what I mean?
	That was a bad time in my life.
	Okay, but you know, everybody lying.
	Did he know before the first time?
	Yeah.
	So before the first time he had sex with you, he knew that he was like, you were like 2,000 deep.
	Yeah.
	So you like going off to other people.
	Honestly, I don't.
	I don't remember.
	You said a podcast?
	Yeah.
	You ask it every time you go around.
	I fucking showed you a test.
	But either way, either way, you showed him a test?
	Yeah, I showed him a test.
	I just tested him.
	Isn't that nice?
	Isn't that nice?
	You got for dinner.
	She was like, I'm going to have a glass of champagne, baby.
	You like shorts?
	Okay, well, since we're getting on so well, would you like to see the name of the game?
	No, no, no, no.
	Like, we didn't make it out of the room.
	There was no gun at all.
	I don't know what note you're taking, man.
	He's just right now.
	I know Myron, right?
	Myron is triple scrabbling.
	What the fuck is Myron's going?
	My dad, you know, the only thing Myers writing down, at least he didn't buy her a fucking Van Cleave.
	We good.
	We're not saying that Myron.
	Listen, listen.
	Listen, everything that was said on the show, I said already.
	No, I know you a hoe.
	Hold on.
	I look fucking hoes.
	We both hoe.
	I'm not in Miami.
	Hey, this is me.
	Like, anyone say this shit, this is what I do, bro.
	Nigga, I fun.
	I do the podcast.
	I fuck hoes.
	I look hoes.
	That's me.
	Like, nothing crazy.
	You know, it's funny.
	It's funny.
	You have a show that is kind of built around making fun of women's poor life choices, but there isn't very many.
	I mean, there's no one in this room making worse life choices than you.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Got him.
	Question for you.
	Why am I a bad life choice?
	You got everything.
	Some of these are why you're a bad person.
	Some of these are why you're a bad life choice.
	These guys are not.
	Because in reality, if you fuck 2,000 people, like, maybe you do got that fire, right?
	Yo, if I got you pregnant, I'd be ready to like commit it.
	Like, yo, you fucked 2,000 niggas.
	Like, if I had a baby with you.
	If you got a pregnancy, you'd be like, you have kids, by the way?
	Ain't trying to disrespect them.
	Yeah, if I'm the first person to fuck up and give you a kid, you none inside you or no?
	Keep it a be.
	You would be rich if you gave me a kid.
	Bitch, I'm rich already.
	I don't want to kill you.
	I don't want to nut you.
	Do you want kids, though?
	Of course I want kids, but if I would not in a whore.
	But question.
	How would you know a woman's body count when you meet her?
	That took a far.
	Let me tell you real quick, right?
	I've been dating her for like 12 years now.
	I did went over 2,000 dates myself.
	You would never really know her body count.
	No, mind you, most women don't get tested.
	They fuck random niggas and they do it wrong.
	So at least with OnlyFans Girls, I know for the most part, if they're in industry, they get tested.
	Secondly, niggas in my life.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Forgive me.
	I'm so sorry.
	Point count.
	Fresh, I'm going to quote y'all shit that y'all say in our own show.
	It's not even like necessarily about that because sometimes, you're right.
	You can't really know what a woman is.
	And these days, you could meet a woman who's young as 19 or 20 and they have a large body count.
	Here's my thing.
	When you do know, let me tell you this.
	Anytime I've ever known, but let me tell you, I've had ex-girlfriends of mine and they start doing whatever.
	You know, the embarrassment of a woman even being able to admit that she's been with 2,000 people, I can't walk in a room with you.
	Yeah, I don't listen.
	When I walk in a room with you, like, I don't want you holding my hand while everybody be like, oh, Sega?
	But how many people you've been with, though?
	And it's different for women and men.
	It is different.
	No, it's not a different sort of level of life.
	You don't want to hold a hand that's still 2,000.
	That's not true.
	No, no, no.
	Because that has to be a lot of fun.
	I've never walked in a room holding hands with Selena, brother.
	But you're next to her.
	Brother, brother, listen, I'll fuck a girl that's fucked 20,000 niggas, but I would never, like, I would be embarrassed.
	Would you walk in a room holding her hand?
	But that's my point.
	We just had sex.
	Okay.
	But say yes or no?
	No, no, no.
	But as we were talking about, we started talking about kids.
	That's what I'm trying to say.
	Niggas, we're talking about kids.
	Nobody's talking about kids.
	I just made it up.
	We escalated the conversation from just sex to more commitment.
	Hold on.
	But nobody said that.
	Hold on.
	You gotta tell me, bro.
	Right, bro?
	I'm just fucking.
	No commitment.
	None of that shit.
	So kids is all you break.
	Let's talk about that.
	Let's talk about it a little bit.
	Are your parents still together?
	This nigga.
	Yes.
	They are.
	And what's your body count?
	Shit, nigga.
	I don't know.
	It's probably somewhere in your mind.
	I'm not going to tell you.
	I'm going to take the lies from them, and I'm not going to take them from you either.
	What's your body count?
	No, we're not going to cook my boy Fresh Star.
	Fresh Carson, no.
	come on, come on, Fresh is doing what we all do.
	We fuck hoes.
	No, I think you try to make a point for the hoes when you were like, when you meet a regular girl, like, you don't know.
	And I'm like, you're right.
	You don't know what the real truth is.
	The reality is that if you care to know, if a woman would ever open her mouth and tell you she's been with 2,000 men, you would be embarrassed to admit in any public setting that you have ever that you would.
	I have to agree with that.
	You would.
	Other people would not.
	No, that you would.
	I have to agree with that.
	It is.
	You don't like that.
	Man, man.
	Man, ma'am.
	I don't even want to ask the people in this room because I know they won't echo my sentiment.
	Obviously, Fresh is involved in this situation, but let's ask the chat.
	Would you be very proud to admit that you've been with a woman who have had sex with 2,000 other men?
	Get a poll.
	Let's look at the screen and let's see.
	Chris, do you got this, my brother?
	What's up?
	Could we get a poll going on if any men would be proud to be with a woman and we're not even in a relationship?
	Even walking into a room where she could admit she's fucked 2,000 other guys.
	I'm telling you, I would be severely embarrassed.
	But can she hold that phrases that you're saying you would be proud?
	Would you be proud if I fucked one man?
	No, that's a weird phrase to say.
	You shouldn't be proud that your bitch is fucking anybody.
	That's a weird thing to even think in your mind about your mother.
	You couldn't tell that about looking at me at all.
	Don't you know who I am?
	You're right.
	Nobody thinks like that in real life.
	But you're leading with it, right?
	So if you never said it, maybe not.
	But here's the thing, and this is why shame exists.
	Shame has always been like a constant in society that's held whether it's gender expectations or gender roles in perspective.
	And these days, people try to like remove that.
	Like, no, we could just do whatever because she tries to throw back on me.
	Well, what about no, no.
	That's the thing.
	When you ask a guy, would you want to walk in a room with a woman that you are currently intimate with and she's been with 2,000 other men?
	He's probably going to be like, I might not be ashamed to talk to her, but I'd rather not walk in with her that people could perceive that could be the girl I'm dealing with.
	But do you realize that porn stars are married to each other and they have sex with thousands of people?
	And like, there's a whole world that clearly you're not aware of.
	That people are.
	I think he's aware of that.
	Satanists are also part of our relationship.
	He's aware of it, but I wonder whether I've never talked about body count since I was like 16 years old.
	You kind of admitted that it's a little odd by kind of admitting that it's a sub, you know, sort of like, well, they marry each other.
	Well, yeah, because nobody else wants them.
	It's because they were married to each other and they do porn together.
	Because sex isn't that good.
	I'm going to say this, bro.
	I'm a fucking animal.
	I don't like it.
	No, hold on.
	We established that.
	I do what I do.
	I don't lie.
	Other streamers, what they do on stream, I keep it real.
	I like hoes.
	And the funny part is, bro, I've been mindful for like, what, 12 years now?
	I enjoy going on dates.
	You're with girls.
	But the best part is, I get information.
	How to operate, how to move.
	And I actually find it funny because most women know it is, bro.
	They really don't understand that most of them are just being used to like get smashed by talking.
	Guys, no, we know.
	We know.
	And if they're here, they know.
	I mean, that's cope.
	I said we know.
	Again, they're trying to make it seem like what I was saying was against you.
	What Fresh does, most men do.
	And I wouldn't even say that I don't do.
	So, like, I never said that if someone, if a woman said that she had sex with 2,000 people, I wouldn't have sex with her.
	I'm saying that if we're walking into a room, I'm going to be embarrassed if people think that that is the woman of my caliber that I'm dealing with because of her body count.
	I think that.
	Fresh thinks that.
	The chat thinks that.
	Milo don't even gotta fuck hoes, but he thinks that.
	Everybody thinks that.
	And I see goddamn Myron over there because he stopped taking fucking notes.
	And I know he thinks that.
	The point is, again, this is a, you know, we want to erase and erode like society to like this, you know, genderless, like, yo, everybody does the same thing.
	But you're going to notice in behavior from people that certain things get certain reactions.
	And that's all I'm saying.
	By the way, I don't think you're a bad person.
	You seem so nice.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	You seem like a nice person.
	Maybe you're amazing at sex or whatever.
	I was just making a point.
	That might be why I do it for a living.
	Okay, exactly.
	And you probably make a lot of money.
	I've heard you mention that you're well off.
	All I was just trying to say is that if you, like, your interaction with Fresh, Fresh is a man of high stature.
	If he hadn't admitted, I would have completely said no.
	Okay.
	That's what I'm saying because I'm not going to disrespect him on his own podcast.
	If he would have said no, I would have continued to get away from that.
	So you admit that history probably isn't the most embarrassing to him a little bit.
	It's kind of an admission.
	If it was embarrassing, he would have denied it.
	Don't you think that I would have shade with you?
	Don't you think that your unwillingness to answer that question honestly proves his point?
	I didn't want to disrespect him on his own podcast.
	Because it would be embarrassing.
	Because it's embarrassing because he's not going to be able to do it.
	No, because it's his podcast.
	And if he wants to admit to something and is personal on it, then that's up to him.
	But there'd be no reason to withhold that information if it were not intrinsically embarrassing.
	No, it's his personal life.
	No, no, no.
	You have to personalize it.
	If it were not intrinsically embarrassing, you would not have withheld that information.
	And withholding that information, to be polite, to be nice.
	I think if he would have had sex with any girl on the channel, he still wouldn't have wanted to say it, but he said it.
	I think that's what I'm saying.
	You don't even need to expect a question.
	You don't even need to answer the question because you demonstrated that he's correct with that act of politeness.
	No, we don't.
	Now, we're five minutes in and you haven't given your body count.
	No, we know, I want to say what they're saying, hold on, hold on, if we go through a body count, she's going to be like, this is the thing.
	No, hold on, hold on, hold on, one sec.
	Okay.
	All my niggas in the chat, the fuck bitch is a hoes.
	Thank you.
	You know why?
	I keep it real.
	If I hide behind this shit and say, oh, I don't know this, and I get caught.
	If I can, I look crazy.
	You want to get away?
	Because, first of all, it's against what I do.
	Anyone said, don't fuck hoes?
	If you fuck hoes, you fuck hoes.
	I don't know if you're a hoe.
	If you fucking or girls, I don't know.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I made that joke about myself already.
	Come on now.
	I'm in Miami.
	I'm having a good time.
	I'm not trying to find a wife.
	I'm going to do what I want to do.
	Like, it's simple.
	How old are you?
	33.
	All right.
	You're going to have another two years.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so do you.
	No, no, no, excuse me.
	I'm terribly sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	My darling, we are nine minutes late.
	We're nine minutes late for your body count check-in.
	Okay, we gotta do it.
	Because if we don't do it, then we should run up against the next one.
	I answer your question if you will tell him what he's asking first.
	And then we'll go to the range.
	Seven to nine.
	Oh, okay.
	Then we got some specificities.
	The only option is eight.
	I got a microscope.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that very much.
	I appreciate that very much.
	Please, you're going to ask a question.
	Okay, so my question is.
	See, by the end of the show, we're just talking about your situation.
	If you walk into a room with a girl that you're holding hands with a girl that had 2,000 bodies, and you wouldn't feel comfortable walking in a room knowing what other people think about it.
	I wouldn't even have a friend like that.
	So, like, really, what it comes down to is that you don't care over it.
	I wouldn't want to share a gloss.
	I wouldn't want to share a meal.
	I mean, I wouldn't want to have a friend like that.
	So, so the only thing that's going to be a little bit different.
	You wouldn't want to have a friend that had 2,000 bodies?
	No, because I know what I did to get a number like that.
	And I feel like embarrassed about inflicting myself on other people.
	No, hell no.
	Hell the fuck no.
	Okay.
	No, it's my disgust.
	No, no, no.
	And my prior life.
	That's how it is.
	It is shit.
	That's what it is.
	No, it is my lived experience, if you want to say it.
	It is my disgust at the way I used to live and my choice to not surround myself with people who live like that or lived like that, even if they're reformed, because all of that for me is like near occasion of sin situation kind of stuff.
	I want to surround myself with people who live wholesome, good, uplifting lives, who aspire to the kind of life that I want, right?
	So because of my past, admittedly, yes, I would not fraternize with somebody with that kind of lifestyle.
	Because your own experience is that it's not that personal.
	Or who even.
	I even had it physically.
	And even if I hadn't done that myself, I would probably still be a prick who didn't want to hang around horse.
	I'll give you a quick answer for me, right?
	You know, I love feminism.
	You know why?
	Because feminism these days, they actually believe they could be men, right?
	But it really benefits men.
	And most women have this idea that, well, sex is just a handshake.
	Like many guys think sex is a handshake.
	Like a blow on your nose or something.
	Just hail.
	So here's the thing.
	When we talk about why I would feel away about the woman I want or want to be with, it's because the nature of relationships.
	You know, just like majority.
	And if you, you know, there's guys in this chat that watches the stream and watch Fresh Outfit a lot.
	They're going to hear the same analogy that Maya used a lot, which I, like every other man, is going to use.
	It's like, when it comes to sex, you guys control that.
	We control relationship.
	I wouldn't reward a woman with a relationship if she was giving out sex indiscriminately.
	So if what I think is one of the most valuable things that she is a gatekeeper for, and she's giving out that to every guy who she might have a slight lust or urge for, I don't believe that's a woman that's worthwhile for me.
	Now, that's usually, and this is why, you know, going back to, I think, something what you said, it's very different for men and women because women, we don't, well, women, you guys don't use the same barometer as men that we use for how we're valuing women that we're trying to date.
	And I see you're making a face, but I would love to engage you in that conversation.
	Okay, okay.
	So the point what I'm trying to say is that you women are looking at a certain barometer that gives you value in terms of what a guy could bring.
	And if you're thinking about relationship or sex, we think differently.
	So for me, a guy who's thinking about relationship, I value exclusivity, not someone who has been with multiple people.
	But don't you think that's manipulative?
	Why do you have to be with more people than the woman was with?
	Because you want to double stand more.
	You want to feel like you know more than her.
	You want to feel like you're better at the sex.
	That's why guys don't like being with women who have a high body count because you feel unaware of what's going on.
	No, that's not.
	You're confused.
	What you're doing is usually what I call a non-sequitur.
	And I'm going to tell you why it's a non-sequitur because, again, you have to understand this principle when it comes to women and men.
	I believe all people are equal.
	I don't think you believe that at all.
	Okay, we could argue about that after, but let me just make this point.
	I believe all people are equal.
	However, I don't believe the nature of the relationship between a man and a woman is exactly the same.
	Even though it's equal, it's not the same.
	So now, if you can't process that, we can't go further in the conversation, which means what I value, you might not value, right?
	So women are usually looking for provisioning.
	They're looking for a lot of things that come with security.
	Men, we're looking for youthfulness and beauty.
	You're so vague with that.
	You're saying women are not.
	I'm not being vague at all.
	Hold on.
	I'm actually telling you tangible things.
	Women.
	But when you say this, you should say it in a different way because you're saying women want this.
	I don't want that.
	You're being very, very...
	We had a whole discussion about how you're not like...
	Oh, okay.
	So you might be the exception to the rule.
	What I'm saying is that if I'm saying on face value that everyone's equal, but you might be looking for these attributes.
	And I think on, and I guess I got to use this.
	You know, I graduated with a biomathemax degree from Rutgers.
	So I'll say if we look over a broad scale, a large majority of people, so just by the variance of probability, women would be looking for men who could secure them a future and also provide.
	What if I'm looking for a man I want to fuck in the ass with a dillo?
	Okay, so you are an outlier.
	That's why you're a porn star.
	That's what's going on.
	What if I wasn't a porn star?
	That sounds good.
	But what if I wasn't a porn star and I wanted to speak German and I was a porn star?
	And you're not going to be able to do that.
	You see how you're being so attackable.
	You would still be the outlier of society because 99% of women.
	Okay, okay.
	Let's do a poll with the women.
	1% of the population in the U.S. is still 100,000.
	We have a very small size.
	We don't even think we have 10 women here.
	So we can't even, like, you know, discuss 100%.
	Let's get a poll.
	I can't do that.
	Okay, I said that before.
	Okay, with a raise of hands, with a raise of hands from the women here.
	Are you looking for a man that you could quote unquote fuck in the ass and just do whatever you want with?
	Or are you looking for a guy who could provide, protect, and someone thinks.
	Women shouldn't be looking for men to begin with.
	Okay, so.
	But here you keep moving the goalposts, and now I feel like you're trying to cut this off because you know that you're probably going to be in the minority, even at this table, which is like a minority of a minority person.
	We're also not shaming you for deeming maybe non-traditional standards.
	It's fine.
	Everybody has some type of outlier behavior.
	It's fine.
	What we're trying to say is that we can't have this conversation with just you and your personal standards, which we don't have enough time in this podcast.
	I'm the only girl talking back.
	Talk to somebody else then.
	Fuck, I wasn't counting that in the body count.
	Let's also be clear about when he says everybody is equal, we're not talking about the fact, we're not saying everybody is equal.
	It's bigger.
	We're saying everybody has equal value.
	Everybody is worthy.
	I was just saying the way he's a person.
	Everybody is a person worthy made in the image and likeness of God, if that's your thing, or whatever, right?
	Everybody has that intrinsic value as a human being, and everybody has an equal, which is to say an infinite amount of that grace of that, whatever you want to call it, according to your tradition, right?
	That does not mean that even among people of the same race or so, that people are going to be the same.
	Being equal means you're worthy of, that you, that you have, that you have the worthiness or the potentiality of being a human being.
	That said, like, if we can't talk in generalizations, we can't speak at all.
	Every communication, every conversation is a negotiation of generality.
	It's wrong to say that women feel like this and men feel like this.
	No, it's not.
	Because what you're doing is the first class in critical thinking you ever have teaches you the difference between a soft quantifier and a hard quantifier.
	So when you say everybody has eyes, right?
	That's a hard quantifier.
	Every human being has two eyes unless they have a problem.
	When you say, please hang on a second because I haven't finished, so you don't know what I'm going to say, therefore, you cannot object.
	Just please give me a second, okay, to get to the end.
	So you know.
	So you know what you're disagreeing with, because you don't yet.
	When you say everybody has eyes or everybody has hands or whatever, you're describing a feature that is common to every human being.
	When you say everybody likes to go to the movies, you say most people like going to the room.
	Everybody can provide.
	Everybody because everybody is used in two different ways.
	And when you say men like this and women like this, you're using a soft quantifier.
	It's designed to generalize so that you can communicate it all.
	Because if you can't do that, we can't talk.
	Conversation stalls when people try to use outliers that are not the majority.
	Even like, for example, I don't want to get political here, but if we start breaking down politics and we start talking about transgender individuals or relationships that happen to account for less than 5%, of course we're not going to ever get anywhere because now we're going to have to create litigation for a very small minority.
	And what I'm saying is that there's nothing wrong with how you feel, right?
	If you want to stuff a dildo tendu's ass, great.
	I don't get it.
	I don't agree.
	There's nothing wrong with how she feels.
	Exactly.
	But the thing is that...
	No, I don't agree with you.
	Oh, the thing is that when we're trying to give more overview that kind of represents the majority of the population, and we could always talk about you.
	When you reject that because of your own personal belief, we kind of look at you like you're kind of like hurting the conversation rather than progressing it because you're acting like the majority of people.
	I don't agree with you.
	No, no.
	Yeah, don't insult her.
	No, no.
	We're asking you to acknowledge.
	We're only asking her to acknowledge.
	We're asking her to acknowledge that her situation is a small minority.
	Okay, so how could I be nice with saying that?
	I don't know.
	I speak German, so I don't really want to have this discussion.
	Okay, how would I say it in German?
	Tell me.
	What do you want to say?
	What I'm going to say.
	I think she's having any situation.
	My mother's from Germany, so you can go.
	Let's go.
	Yeah?
	Ach, that's a session.
	It's very beautiful.
	It is authorized.
	My mother comes from the Obeselsburg, which is just with the Austrian border.
	Yeah, well, they speak.
	Kind of, yeah.
	Gutenberg, choose obviously.
	Somebody love you.
	and I ask this for um you know just because I see some comments in the chat Martin, could you chime in?
	I think.
	No, no, no.
	No, I think you guys are doing a pretty good.
	I think the thing is that she's kind of taking her experience and trying to attribute that to the majority of women, but she's like a very small minority.
	Like a majority of women don't want to peg a guy in the middle.
	Did we figure out who smells?
	But that was me being dramatic again.
	We didn't figure out.
	Most women don't want that.
	I feel like seven to nine was sufficiently specific that I'm satisfied that we got there.
	Yeah, what I'm not satisfied with is that we have not tracked down the smells.
	The stench.
	Oh my God.
	So let's return to that subject, please.
	So not these things.
	No, we don't.
	I think people although it is hot in here.
	So many lovely businesses.
	We'll open that up.
	That'd be somebody else.
	A little cooler would be great.
	Second.
	So not these three hair, so it has to be somebody else.
	Are you sure it's not them?
	It's definitely not me.
	I smell them.
	Did you check?
	I smell both of them.
	Well, could you check the rest?
	Because I didn't pick it up.
	Maybe it's.
	I smoked a.
	I started a lot of cookies for 15 years.
	Maybe I fucked my nose up.
	We need to smell it.
	Maybe I broke my nose up.
	I don't know.
	I haven't done it lately, but.
	Yeah, everybody's sniffing people now.
	I would judge.
	I feel like we should break out a canine.
	She keeps getting people to break this titty.
	She knows she could.
	Yeah, she knows she could.
	Here's the thing.
	Iliad.
	I love cyberpunk.
	I think I came on the podcast a little bit more brash and probably willing to disrupt.
	I don't think Fresh is going to, even if he smells that stench, he's going to swallow that stench and he's not going to listen.
	You came on with this piece of news and then you declined the offer to determine who it was.
	I feel that's unfair.
	I feel you should really be the one to tell us who it is.
	No, no.
	I don't know who it is.
	But you could go to the bottom.
	I know who it is, but I'm not going to say.
	So you know who it is.
	I know who it is.
	I know who it is too.
	Do you really?
	Okay, no.
	So the conversation came back there and I said, why are you guys not making this money?
	It's her.
	We already know.
	Yeah.
	It's her?
	Yeah.
	I'll tell you why.
	I was trying to tell you earlier.
	Bobby is happy.
	I was fucking before I got here.
	I just came because of Melo.
	You were fucking who?
	No, I was just fucking Fresh.
	Nigga!
	I just came because I'm Ello.
	I was, you know, but oh, yeah, I got to the bottom.
	So was you?
	I don't care.
	I see.
	So you were with somebody.
	So what's up?
	Who you were with?
	Felon.
	No, Bobby.
	Tell us about that.
	Wait, wait, were you doing sex work or you were.
	No, I was having fun.
	You're having fun.
	So that's why you came all like this today.
	Because you just didn't get off.
	Didn't get off of it.
	I came happy.
	And I brought my own food.
	It's a field trip.
	Wait, wait, Fresh.
	Fresh.
	It's another confession.
	Myron, she said it's her.
	She was just giving some sloppy toppy, getting the best of the rings.
	And she said the stench is eminent from her.
	She's in the middle of the house.
	I did not say that.
	Did she bring her own food?
	I want to give you a high-five because women rarely.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Women rarely accept reality.
	Thank you.
	Nigga, I cannot swallow, nigga.
	Like, come?
	No, nigga.
	Oh.
	Okay, so we don't forget a song.
	This is good.
	Columbia is like another galaxy.
	And by the way, at least I came.
	She has an excuse.
	We're not judging.
	I hope you guys aren't.
	I mean, as excuses go, that's about as good as it gets because if it had been, I just don't shower, that would be worse.
	Bobby, of course I shower.
	No, I know what I'm saying.
	But if you were just a dirty person, that'd be worse.
	Raw sex?
	No, I use a condom.
	I fuck felons.
	Of course I use condoms.
	Yo, you fucked a fella!
	What?
	Is he here?
	I'm lying!
	Can't get me out.
	No.
	He's not here?
	No.
	See, and you were calling me the bad guy.
	I didn't say allegedly.
	I said something.
	By the way, everyone said chatting.
	But I was in the back.
	I protect myself.
	The reason why, because you know, I've been here multiple times that I don't get on the panel.
	I said, I'm walking on that stream because y'all keep telling me about someone with a stench.
	We're going to get to the bottom of it.
	I'll follow you.
	And we love you.
	It's okay.
	We're okay.
	That's so romantic.
	I love you guys too.
	That's why I'm here.
	Yeah.
	I mean, Fresh, if she took a shower, you hit it.
	Nigga.
	All right, hold on.
	As well, right?
	She took some shots.
	Hold on.
	Hi, lovely shit.
	I've been changing my image.
	Right?
	A little bit more.
	No chains.
	Okay.
	In the gym.
	We had sex what?
	A few times.
	What am I going to do with that?
	Like last time.
	Like before I went out of town.
	So it was one, and then it was two, and now it's a few times.
	Now you should be the one with the 20 minutes.
	It should be you with the 20-minute timing because we're going to find out by the end of the show.
	But the point is, on the show, it's way less.
	I'm not trying to like, you know.
	Okay, no, we just asked you if you would indulge in intercourse.
	Because I'm not down to fuck nobody.
	No, but you don't.
	Would you fuck my man Fresh?
	No.
	Why not?
	Because no.
	No, he's not.
	Would you have to say?
	Why about you?
	That's Cap.
	That's Cap.
	Why is that Cap?
	You're on my dick outside, nigga!
	Yo, bro!
	Just like mine in the front.
	At the G-Wagon, my boy's Lambo.
	You mine now.
	So would you do what you're doing?
	Pull up proof out.
	Shit, go on.
	Would you be more into it if he caught a charge?
	Yes.
	You got me all chilling.
	I'm with you.
	Enough is enough.
	One story.
	I'm going to go to Mississippi.
	She admitted to fucking fellas, but she wouldn't fuck.
	You must have checked shit on her.
	I have rules.
	This is America.
	What are the rules?
	What are the rules?
	I'm a military kid.
	I'm a military kid.
	You don't like black guys.
	She fucked fellas.
	Taylor was right.
	One.
	What?
	La raza la la la beja.
	I'm not even la razajaria.
	No, no, can we?
	Two, he protested to me.
	What did she say?
	It has to be in English.
	Okay, please.
	What are you calling?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, you're calling somebody who fucked you.
	That nigga who fucks you.
	He's called.
	Hold on, Z. Let me ask you a question.
	Who's Z?
	Did the guy pay to fuck you?
	Question?
	No, no, one before the show.
	Real quick.
	Who's Z?
	Right now, I'm on stream, right?
	Yo, remember, we were by Marxie's, right?
	You had your car parked there, but Jibgon was parked there.
	And the girl was like on my dick, like annoying me a little bit.
	No, no, the girl was like annoying me, like, what's up, talking to me?
	Like, we were trying to get him.
	He came up to me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	I'm welcome, bro.
	Y'all want to stop playing with Fresh?
	Nah, find out.
	This is where I ended up.
	See, shit crazy, bro.
	All right, thanks, dog.
	Thanks, dog.
	No, And I don't talk about it, so I gotta say, Fresh curved you at a club.
	You went home to fuck the felons, and now we're on the stream acting like you wouldn't let Fresh fuck.
	Fresh.
	No, no, no.
	Exit.
	No, no, Baby.
	If I say the reason, I'm not going to get back invited.
	No, What?
	Don't.
	No, no, no.
	No, I'm saying that.
	If she tells you why she wouldn't have sex with him, she won't be invited back on the show.
	No, you won't.
	No, you won't.
	Nah.
	Just tell the reason.
	The fucking felons.
	Like, come on now.
	Bobby, I already said it.
	Yeah, what's up?
	I went to a German hype.
	Damn, you got me.
	I think she got it right.
	I'm not even.
	I'm not like Benny.
	No, no, no.
	No, I think he was right.
	I defend.
	I said, so you don't like black guys.
	I'm Colombian.
	Nah, I'm Colombian.
	And I'm crazy.
	I mean, I didn't eat her, but.
	Oh, you're gonna let black guys go first?
	She's the only one I fucked for free that's black.
	Okay.
	For free.
	Hold on.
	He's the only person that you have.
	You're lying, bro.
	Oh, my God.
	Fresh.
	Fresh loves.
	Keep it in mind.
	Compare Fresh to the other dudes that did pipe you out.
	Are you talking about porn stars?
	Every guy.
	What you mean?
	They were porn stars.
	This ain't no Jackie Robinson, nigga.
	No, but what she's saying is she only fucked him for free, and then she fucked porn stars because she got paid.
	And porn stars ain't hinting for nothing.
	That's working.
	Listen, you asked about work, but You're gonna ask a specific shit.
	I'm gonna keep it a bee with you.
	I think what it is, I believe my man Fresh was on his dick at the club.
	He curved.
	You guys are dicks.
	It's a dick, Cordicks, Biden.
	I heard Maltese.
	Fresh.
	He curves it.
	Maltese.
	So, Maltese.
	It's our restaurant.
	This is to say, right on the show.
	Curved her ass.
	I got stories because I've been told that.
	I got better stories.
	And I'm not going to go in and back.
	And I'm not going to be a little bit a bit too overweight for him.
	He doesn't like bitches like you.
	He likes bitches as Asian or white.
	I'm going to keep it a beat with you.
	I know my man.
	Like, if I've seen Fresh pull you in the G-Wagon or he pulled you in Aston Martin, or I see you, he pulled you in any of his exotic cars, I will check him to see if someone's gone.
	I have a question.
	No, respect me.
	I don't like it.
	I have a question.
	He don't fucking chase like you.
	I gotta keep it.
	Yo, Fresh, I've been at a club with you so I can't let this happen.
	I'm not gonna let you go.
	I have a question, Bobby.
	Okay.
	I have a question, but that was a boiling.
	Do you have a Tesla?
	Is it white?
	No.
	A Tesla.
	He said Tesla.
	See, a white Tesla.
	No, no, no.
	Yo, yo, you gotta be a little bit of a bad rose.
	That rogue niggas you talking about.
	Yo, he got a G-Wagon.
	He got a Rolls Royce.
	He got an Aston Martin.
	Yo, my boy, yo.
	Whoever you seen in that, in that, in that cheap ass.
	Shout out to Elon, though.
	She thinks they all look the same as me.
	Yo, he don't fuck.
	I'm gonna be honest with you.
	You give it a little torture energy.
	My boy Fresh would never fuck with it.
	I know what he fuck with in the club.
	He likes BBL bandits.
	He likes white girls.
	He likes Asian chicks.
	If I seen him with a chick like you, I would definitely make sure he gets tested.
	Check for real.
	Like on some mental health.
	And make sure it was still him in there.
	For real.
	Yeah, Fresh wouldn't fuck you.
	I ain't gonna lie to you.
	So you're not gonna play it like you turn him down.
	Hell no.
	Yo, Fresh wouldn't fuck you with Myron's dick.
	That's a fact.
	I will say, this has been a great show because I've been able to kind of just enjoy myself and watch what's going on.
	You ain't been here.
	Yeah, you know, I thought.
	And the ass ain't fat enough for him.
	I ain't gonna lie to you.
	You ain't gonna play my boy like that.
	I gotta keep it.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Gracefully.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Oh, oh.
	Oh, come on now.
	Honestly, what's she out?
	She's coming back to the dude.
	She's going back to the dude.
	She's a shower, nigga.
	She's going back to the fella.
	Yeah, she understands.
	She's going back to the show.
	Damn.
	I would say this new time.
	Go ahead.
	She roasted it at bad.
	We were talking about that.
	No, it's not even roasted.
	No, no, no, no.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Act, real quick.
	Fresh, I know the bitches you be with.
	Usually, right?
	No, no, hold on.
	Usually, right?
	I'll go to the club with Fresh.
	You should be with some bad bitches.
	Usually, right?
	Thank you.
	I was fucking a guy.
	Right?
	I ain't talking about you.
	I'm talking about the ones I see him in the club.
	I ain't seen one with you in public.
	I see him with bad bitches.
	That's a smell that she has.
	This nigga first.
	You said you used to call him, nigga.
	That's fucking cap.
	There's no way that that girl uses.
	There's no way in hell that that girl uses.
	Yo, Fresh.
	Yo, let me tell this.
	You can't have these little scallies coming on your show like talking crazy.
	Like, yo, sir.
	Yo, let me say this.
	I joke with my boy Fresh, but that's my boy.
	Of course, we all got our little things.
	He loves his little Asian chicks sometimes, but Fresh got no girl on his roster ever since I met him that looked like her.
	That shit is disgusting and really embarrassing.
	I see the girls he fuck with.
	That's probably.
	Yo, where's the spray, nigga?
	Bro, I see the girls he fucked with.
	I'm not gonna let my man's going bad.
	Yeah, I did all right.
	Okay, okay.
	Yo, Martin, you ever seen them bring a girl like that through here?
	Keep it a beat with you.
	You need to speak up now.
	This is your time.
	Like, first, bring a girl like that?
	Yeah.
	No.
	I think I got kind of intoxicated this.
	I said it was whatever.
	Because she was talking before about the chefs she works for, and they're like top, top, top tier.
	It's like, so she obviously got some skills in the kitchen, and I think that's what that's.
	But she quit, apparently.
	She quit.
	Because she had, she said she had like back something wrong.
	Or back hernia or something.
	I don't think she got the back hernia in the kitchen.
	I'm an honest person.
	I'm an honest person.
	You catch me with a slight little chopped cheese looking chick.
	Fresh is fucking with chicks.
	He want them p-bill-enhanced lip fillers.
	He want the whole worst.
	You might catch me with a chick with nothing because I like natural girls.
	I ain't going to love you.
	Nice little pretty face.
	Chopped cheese.
	I call him choppy.
	Stop it.
	You're never going to catch.
	Yo, Fresh, when you catch Fresh with his joint, the ass is like, bow.
	Yo, it's like full Miami.
	Come on, man.
	It's the Full Miami.
	Full Miami.
	Well, I live here, so it's, you know.
	Full Miami.
	So when Shorty's talking, I would never have him on it.
	Okay, just back.
	Just one.
	Fair enough.
	Okay.
	Because some chats here as well.
	Yeah.
	This has been awesome.
	I never thought there'd be a day where I would see Milo walking around smelling girls while academics is talking about women from Denver being sluts.
	It was horrible.
	I was literally just sitting there.
	I wasn't mad about it.
	Like, it was so unexpected, but perfect.
	Bruh.
	Listen, listen, we had a little, we had a history of like the respectful little, I hope you help me out, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, so yeah, it was all set up.
	It was all good.
	It was all so good.
	It was all good.
	It was lovely.
	What do you call it?
	That was Providence.
	That was Providence.
	There you go.
	There we go.
	So, all right.
	Yeah, I can read some of these super chats real fast.
	Shout out to the guests in the house.
	That was very entertaining.
	I hope you're enjoying the show, man.
	I have been.
	I've been.
	It's constantly.
	It's funny.
	We do a lot.
	I can't believe I missed it.
	Like, how did I not smell it?
	Is it really that bad?
	I could have told you she said she was hitting raw, and that's why her throat's sore, the tea and the thing.
	And she said she was hitting raw.
	Yeah, that's why she's in the middle of the day in the thing.
	Oh, she's okay.
	Yeah.
	How did I let her go?
	Maybe I just didn't.
	I wouldn't smell like that, though, after, like, nothing.
	I ran her out of here, though.
	No, she fucked up.
	I wouldn't smell like that.
	She blamed it on the fried chicken.
	So DBG says, it's two down from Barbados.
	She on drugs and stink at the same time.
	That's DBG.
	If he was here in the studio, what else we got?
	BBW is for life.
	Martin and Sue, Ak in the House, Milo, the OG, and Fresh being straightforward for once, W show.
	This is First Show.
	Hold on.
	Let me say this real quick.
	I'm sorry.
	Do you know how many secrets I have people?
	People that I know that are baked in the industry?
	If I said the shit I know, nigga, I'm cut.
	I'm going to get killed.
	No, no.
	Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh.
	I'm going to give you something because you know I love you guys show and I'm echoing just some fan sentiment, right?
	Like this is what they say in the chat.
	No one wants you.
	No one wants you.
	No, one wants you to out like industry secrets because I know industry secrets who I don't out them on my own thing, right?
	But like with me and like say for you in terms of your own audience, you are a product of them.
	Like you give your lifestyle to them.
	You should understand that.
	Like, you know, you especially more than even, you know, Martin, because you're like a living embodiment of Fresh and Fit.
	Yeah, you supposed to tell him who you're dealing with or whatever the case is and be a little bit more vivid with that.
	And I think that's where they get.
	No, I say in the Zoom calls.
	I won't say all of that.
	But you're a little bit more like the industry connector kind of, is that right?
	So to protect that, like, you know, type of networking, I got to be careful.
	But the problem with me, this is my main issue.
	I'll start it and be like, hold on.
	I can't say this.
	So I'll bring it back.
	So that is my.
	That can be frustrating to watch sometimes.
	It is.
	It really is.
	You got me there.
	Yeah, chat, you're right there.
	All right.
	I love how your accent just come out now and again.
	You got me there.
	Come here, dude.
	I've seen Fresh Call that person.
	When I see a Fresh call and the person be like, you remember Moxie's?
	I'm like, yo, he's finally staying on business.
	Nigga, I got receipts.
	All my stories, bro.
	I would never let that chick make...
	I've seen you with a hundred women.
	They look good.
	Thanks, bro.
	I'm going to be honest with you.
	Thank you, bro.
	The chicks that Fresh is popping out with, they look good.
	I can't even lie.
	Thank you, brother.
	Appreciate that.
	All right.
	The deep thinker or the deep tinker.
	People think about a man or woman who has been with 1,000 holes differently than a man or woman who has been with 1,000 penises.
	The tinker of profound Camto Think says, Question, ladies, what are your thoughts on men that don't want to court or take women out on dates?
	But just get right to the nitty and gritty and bring them home to Netflix and chill.
	Let's go on.
	Interesting.
	Can I hear from you on that?
	What do you think about that?
	No, not you, Mark.
	Oh, yeah.
	Sorry, you're facing the other way.
	Can I hear?
	Yeah.
	What do you think about that?
	I don't know.
	Netflix and Jill.
	I've never had a situation like that.
	Wait, hold on.
	Never?
	Nah, stop it.
	Stop it.
	Come on, you from Denver.
	You ain't never fuck on the first night.
	Come on, man.
	Put it on your dead grandma.
	None of my grannies are dead.
	Don't say that.
	Your dead great grandma.
	Somebody knows that.
	She never met her.
	Okay, you won't.
	Yeah.
	Okay, somebody's come on.
	You gotta be.
	All right.
	So, you know, you've had maybe a honest here.
	We'll be honest here.
	No, no, no, no.
	All of my situations have led to like serious relationships.
	No, no.
	I've never had a one-year-old.
	You said you've never had a one-night stand.
	No, I've never had a one-night stand.
	No, hold on, no, ma'am.
	You might be doing what women do a lot.
	Let me say this.
	Yeah.
	Every girl I've ever dated, I've dated three women all for four years.
	I fucked first night.
	It was almost like a one-night stand.
	If I don't fuck the first night, we can't even last.
	I don't even lie to you.
	So I'm asking you.
	You have to test it first.
	I'm not going to a dealership to look at a car.
	I got to say, I didn't watch somebody else.
	I'm not stunned.
	Do you agree with that?
	I'm not stunned.
	Wait.
	So, so are you saying that maybe you've never had sex with someone on the first night?
	Or you're saying maybe you've had sex with someone on the first night, but it has continued beyond the first night.
	Okay, yes.
	That part.
	Oh, let's go, man.
	So you got to explain the woman these.
	My opinion is doing it a lot.
	They say some shit and you're like, huh?
	And then you got to explain it.
	Like, yeah, she's fucked the first night.
	There's definitely routes I could have taken with that question, but I chose to answer it in the way that I chose to answer it because you people are women are slippery.
	Yeah, slippery, man.
	They'll owe myth information if they can.
	No, but it's like you have to ask the question in such a specific way.
	Exactly.
	And then maybe sometimes like hit it from different angles, as it were.
	To really find the truth.
	I'm going back to dudes.
	What about you?
	Same question.
	I mean, I've had a mix of both, but sure.
	You're just like hooked up or we've been on a date.
	Were you paying attention?
	Do you remember what the question was?
	It was about like one night stand.
	It's all right.
	It's alright if you don't.
	We can put it up, but do you remember the question?
	I mean, yeah, she's word for word.
	No, 36.
	She's old.
	Yeah, she's older.
	Can we throw it up again since some of the ladies were not paying attention to these things?
	She knows her ways.
	She knows her ways.
	Every time we have a threesome, I'm literally just looking at her and I'm just like, how are you doing that?
	How is she doing what?
	Like every time.
	We've had like 50 free threesomes together.
	50?
	Like I've lost fucking count of those calls.
	You know her riddle.
	I mean, we have a lot of.
	So there's no inch of each other you don't know.
	No.
	What's your favorite bit of her?
	She got a star tattoo right down there.
	Oh, like do I come aside or something?
	I'm sorry.
	What's your favorite?
	It's my LA.
	That really did it for me, obviously.
	I'm just like, you got overwhelmed.
	What's your favorite bit of her?
	Oh, I think mom moves great.
	Yeah, she got some tickets.
	She got some tickets for her.
	You know, I don't really like asking questions of like.
	She's like squirting from two spots.
	I don't like asking questions of lesbian or gay people, really, because that's your own word.
	Like, y'all be scissoring and shit like that?
	You just have a strap-on.
	You're a strap-on.
	She's trying, you're the, you're the.
	You've got the strap on, right?
	What the fuck do you- I don't have a good bottom!
	Hey, I'm keeping on with you.
	I watched a girl.
	You don't even let me spank you.
	Okay, listen, you're rough as fuck.
	I don't like that shit.
	No, I don't like that shit.
	I don't like that.
	You start praying if you see me have sex.
	That's why Cassie was afraid of the person.
	You're very careful.
	She's not like, oh my God.
	You like to hurt and get hurt.
	Yeah.
	Wait, how does the strap-on, like, if you're using a strap on her, she's got the moves with the strap-on.
	She's the prop on.
	She's the pro with the strap on.
	She's the pro with the head.
	I probably fuck better than all y'all.
	Yeah, you probably do.
	I do.
	It's a little scary.
	So she's the head specialist and she's a fuck specialist.
	And then I got this.
	What you got?
	The type of situation.
	I'm trying not to get you in trouble.
	I'm trying to do it nonchalantly without my hands.
	So it wasn't terribly nonchalant, to be honest with you.
	It can be very much nonchalant.
	I didn't believe they can be.
	Respect them.
	They're there.
	They're there.
	I just want to ask this question, like, you know, and don't get offended.
	Like, since y'all three are like hoes, right?
	Like, professional.
	Professional, professional.
	Yeah, I'm professional.
	So, you fuck 2,000 people when you're fucking your boyfriend.
	Have you ever been a boyfriend?
	You said have you ever?
	No, no, no.
	I mentioned it like she's like, I haven't been with someone in like six years.
	She's like, what's that?
	Oh, you're a professional hoe.
	Have you had a boyfriend or someone you love?
	I'm talking about feelings.
	There's a difference, though.
	If you're kissing the person, it's a different intimacy level.
	Like, out of those 2,000, I probably kissed my clients.
	Yeah, I don't kiss them.
	Porn stars, I will.
	No, I won't kiss the porn stars either.
	Chick-check all my videos.
	If you kiss porn stars, they're fine.
	Let me simplify the question.
	When it comes to when you've gotten 2,000 dicks down that hallway, only 1%.
	No, no.
	What I'm saying is that what separates all the 2,000 guys from the guy who likes you for your personality, he really fucks with you.
	And like, you guys are starting to have a synergy that's just, it's way beyond just work.
	This doesn't feel simpler.
	Sorry, sorry.
	It doesn't feel simpler.
	You're right, because it doesn't, even you, I think you're gay.
	Like, it don't even make sense to you.
	How the fuck, if you fuck 2,000 people, how does you, how do you distinguish between the person that you're emotionally tied to?
	It's how the situation kind of happened for the most part.
	It's like, was it a shoot?
	Was it a paid situation?
	Was it like something that was like a scheduled?
	I don't even remember having sex with half the people.
	I'll literally wake up the next day and be like, oh, John, yesterday.
	That sounds like sexual assault.
	Like, when you're doing it, I have to say, my heart goes out to you.
	You're the person in this room who I really feel for because I feel like you're hurting yourself so much.
	I feel like what you're describing.
	It's a sad, scary life.
	No, stop it.
	Stop it.
	We all got money.
	But I'm saying, when you speak, I hear somebody who is abusing themselves, who is hurting.
	It's like having sex?
	No, no, it's not about that.
	When you talk about it.
	But it is, though.
	But when you said, like, I don't like this.
	When you're like, I don't remember the guys, that sounds like that's a search for oblivion.
	That's not trying to get bought out.
	But that's not a fetish?
	That's like an alcoholic just drinking.
	I want to be a whore.
	Listen, it makes sense to you.
	What I'm saying to you is that when you speak about your supposed empowerment, this life that you say.
	Nothing doesn't make me feel bad.
	I hear somebody describing self-abuse and addiction, trapped in it, who can't see what they're doing to themselves.
	How is sex?
	I really, I have to say, like, everybody around the table, I mean this.
	I mean this with respect and I mean this with love like everybody around the table.
	Relatively well adjusted except you and obviously the you know Colombian crazy.
	But you know, I don't know what the hell was going on with that.
	But she, I mean, she's just bonkers, look off whatever.
	But but I think I really like, I think, I mean, I started this patronizing, but like I see myself five years ago in you so much.
	And I just, I just, so I will pray for you to get out of where you are because that is some dark shit.
	Wait, how old are you?
	I'm 24.
	I just really like having sex.
	Are you like 24?
	Yeah, yeah, you got about six years of being used before you really like come to God.
	Like, yeah, yeah.
	I don't want niggas picking this shit out of you for sexual defense.
	Let me say this.
	Yo, I'll put a million dollar bet on it.
	If you still think like that at 30, you see, right now, you in the process.
	You want a million dollar?
	You want a million dollar bet?
	Broad.
	You want a million dollar bet?
	You want a million dollar bet?
	I want you to repeat that same thing.
	You see, right now, niggas.
	Million dollars.
	You're supposed to use your ass up.
	Million dollars.
	Niggas supposed to use your ass up and just like, I'm a fucking toy.
	Use me.
	I got nothing.
	I don't have that textbook.
	You don't.
	I don't have that.
	She's a different kind of horse.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's not about the work she does.
	I don't hear that level of self-control.
	Her soul is gone.
	Her soul is gone.
	Hold on.
	At a point that we'll change.
	A lot of times when women say this, it's because they're usually chasing.
	She really is saying she's not enjoying the sex.
	She's not remembering.
	She's not enjoying it.
	Wait, she's not remembering or that much into it.
	She's just a monetary thing.
	She just gets the money.
	She wants to be hurt.
	When she gets the money.
	When she gets the money.
	She loves sex so much.
	It controls her.
	No, that's what it is.
	She doesn't remember it.
	The problem is your self-abuse and your addiction is making your decisions for you.
	No, no.
	I hear what you're saying.
	This compulsion is making your decisions for you.
	It's not the driving factor.
	I'm so baffled that you can't even believe that I genuinely just like having sex.
	Maybe that was the case.
	Maybe that was the case once, but it is not anymore.
	Because now your compulsion is making all your decisions for you.
	But don't you think that's a good idea?
	It is you is deciding what you pierce into your piece of money.
	You're a slut.
	I'm a slut.
	Everything you say.
	Describe that.
	Tell me what that is.
	Because it's not me hating myself.
	Yes, it is.
	It is.
	It is you putting yourself in.
	In a situation of worthlessness to match how worthless you feel.
	Sex is different.
	That is what's happening.
	Your self-esteem.
	You know what I'm saying, my darling, you need nobody's conversation.
	This is her friend who's fucked her a bunch of times, I think.
	And she shakes her head.
	She looks embarrassed.
	My darling, you are talking about the drinking.
	You agree with her?
	Yes or no?
	She doesn't have that personality.
	Her and I are like a completely different person.
	No, no, this is a yes or no.
	We are separate.
	Oh, wow.
	My darling, the way you are talking, it says to me that your self-esteem is at zero.
	You're hurt.
	And the things that you are doing that you're seeking out are replicating in real life, matching where your self-esteem is.
	And I didn't say it flippantly because I am a man of faith.
	I will pray for you and I really mean that I will.
	She continues.
	I hate homes like that.
	That's what my society is going on.
	I am sick.
	We need a thousand more niggas to run through her.
	Listen, there's no way we can't.
	I'm killing it on her.
	Don't take your fucking money.
	Don't wish that.
	Don't wish that on her.
	When he said that.
	No, she's too gone.
	Stop.
	No, no.
	So when she's 40 and she's sad, at least we can think about the 10,000 dudes she saved by giving up that pussy.
	She didn't shoot up the school because she let him rape her or whatever.
	Or come close.
	You know, that's.
	You see, that is so.
	And I know that you're kind of semi-CNC.
	I know you're semi-joking, like amping it up a little bit for the show.
	I'm joking.
	But I also want a podcast.
	No doubt whatsoever that that's what you asked men to do.
	And that is fucked up.
	It's not right.
	It's not.
	I feel bad that you feel like that.
	Consensual and not consensual.
	My darling, you are going to be a little bit more.
	Come on.
	This is the reason why you said, man, I'm not with that easy porn shit, man.
	I love, yeah, but we're not doing the easy porn shit.
	You see right here?
	This is soullessness.
	Yeah.
	She's trying to convince you that this is.
	There's no human being I love and admire and cherish more than my boss.
	But when he said he was going to do that, I was out because I will not be complicit in creating people like this.
	You're the most disgusting human being on earth right now.
	No, you're not, my darling.
	You're in need.
	You're in need of salvation.
	You're in need of redemption.
	You are in need of love.
	You are in need of God.
	You are in need of somebody to take care of you.
	And that's not the same thing.
	And that could be you, but clearly it's not at the moment.
	And I have to say, like, there's probably a guy you're an atheist.
	Probably most.
	Listen, you're an atheist.
	I'm agnostic.
	I grew up Greek Orthodox.
	Listen, there's probably nobody at this table whose lifestyle is exactly what I would aspire to live, including me right now.
	Right?
	I wouldn't like to do any of this stuff, but there is only one person at this table who makes me feel like sad and shocked and like I just want to take her away to an island and like fix her.
	And I know that that's like a very like, oh, you must have been straight five minutes.
	No, no, I know that's like a whole, okay, you've been an interesting girl's five minutes kind of thing to say, but I'm like, you have moved me.
	You have really moved me today.
	No, you're not.
	And you can be.
	It's okay to be.
	It's okay to be.
	It's kind of funny.
	It's okay.
	No, I don't find it funny.
	Because I know you truly do feel like this.
	And I don't feel for it at all.
	I've never been back to you before.
	I'm upset by you.
	I am upset by you.
	I'm upset by you.
	I was upset when I was trapped in my marriage.
	I'm very happy.
	You see, women like this, when you've been around long enough, you've seen it so many times.
	Even the women they be.
	And I haven't, honestly.
	I haven't.
	It's just like I've seen them on TV.
	I've seen them in the movies, but I haven't seen it.
	The women, even they try to associate with me.
	Like, Selena Paolo is this time 3,000.
	She don't got a kid.
	She don't got a man.
	She don't got nobody who love her.
	She gets treated a certain way.
	It's hard for her to get a relationship.
	She's much older and she's got everything that you're seeking.
	Money, fame, wealth, whatever.
	Didn't work, did it?
	She is still not happy.
	So, again, I've seen women like you on that path.
	It ain't for us to try to tell you not to go on the path.
	That's why I keep saying.
	But shouldn't we, though?
	Well, I always say that.
	Surely the longer you leave it, the harder it is to get out.
	Yeah, but Milo, I believe that experience is the greatest teacher in life.
	And it's the one that gives you...
	Didn't she have enough of that, love?
	She's been doing this a long time ago.
	It's the one that gives you the test before the lesson.
	It gives you the test before the lesson, which means that she needs to go through this.
	You think it's like an addiction.
	You can't force somebody into rehab.
	They've got to want to go.
	There's nothing you can.
	There's nothing you or I could say.
	I'm pretty sure her parents, her father try to say it.
	You know what I mean?
	She believes she's on the right path.
	Let's see if time ends in her favor.
	That's why I made a bet with her with time.
	I don't even disagree with you.
	What I was trying to express is that I wish I could help.
	But I kind of can intuit that I can't.
	Ladies hoes me hoes.
	I can't be, I can't, I can't live with that yet.
	And it's all up to you guys, right?
	I don't want to.
	What about you two who seemingly are in the same realm?
	Why or how is your mentality compared to her in what she thinks?
	No, no.
	Yeah.
	You two.
	Like when you hear what she says, how does that kind of match or coincide with what you guys think and where do you differ in thinking and doing it?
	See yourself a little bit when she says she wants to be abused and hurt and she's a toy and she wants to get fucked and she says that rape.
	Rape is like kind of her number one fantasy.
	Do you see yourself a little bit at all or completely opposite?
	No, she's not like that.
	You want to be cherished a little bit, huh?
	Yeah.
	You want to be loved?
	I want to be more like.
	Wait, hold on.
	Why not, though?
	That's the important thing.
	Why not?
	Because again, you guys have similar behaviors in what you seem to like and kind of choices, right?
	Yes.
	But why do you deviate?
	And maybe we could possibly figure out maybe where her mindset is because I think we're generally confused.
	I think Marlu especially.
	Okay, okay.
	I mean, I don't want to be with anyone that's super aggressive like that.
	Like, oh, no, don't treat me like a toy or abusive.
	I don't like that.
	I'm not into that.
	She likes rough, but not aggressive.
	Not like that.
	It would be like taken in hand, but not to the point where it's like she becomes a personality.
	Like, if you had to pass her, she's aggressive and abusive type vibes, like with sexual stuff.
	She likes it rough, but like forceful.
	I'm just kind of like, but in the same crazy way.
	That makes sense.
	I'm not sure it's doo to do to do.
	I'm more like a Venet, like vanilla, like carrying basic arms.
	So you're kind of like mother nature material.
	Yeah, like I'm like a mother nature.
	So you just like come and be enveloped by my bosom kind of situation.
	Yeah, no, I can't.
	Listen, the unemployed niggas in the chat, she basically like Kim Kardashian in that Ray J tape.
	She's laying on her back like a starfish.
	She ain't doing a motherfucker, bro.
	Okay, all right.
	She liked it aggressive.
	She's like a little bit different.
	She just likes to sit there and grab her titties while she's getting fucked.
	That's it.
	Yes.
	Okay, okay.
	But long story short, I think she wants to be saved.
	And usually by 30, most of them are dead.
	Just keeping it real with you.
	Stop, stop.
	That's not true.
	Bro, it's a lot of porn stars.
	It's true.
	And you want that, don't you?
	A little bit.
	No, I feel so bad for the poor girls.
	No, no, no.
	Because you are charging at 40%.
	Why are you cutting me off after you ask me a question, though?
	Well, I haven't quite finished my question.
	I didn't mean to disrespectful.
	I haven't quite finished my question.
	I was saying I feel that you want that, like you're charging.
	And if you don't, you're not able to charge.
	Well, I still haven't finished the question again, actually.
	You never even let me answer the first time.
	Well, I hadn't finished either time.
	Why are you mad?
	She is aggressive.
	I'll give her that.
	She's not lying.
	I feel as though you are charging at full speed like a freight train towards death, towards something, towards somebody who really.
	No, of course it's not.
	It breaks my fucking.
	It breaks my heart.
	I'm not upset with you.
	I'm not mad at you.
	I don't own you.
	I'm not in charge of you.
	But it breaks my heart to see it.
	For five cents a day.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	In the arms of the angels.
	Stop it.
	No, but like, it just, it breaks my heart to see somebody who is hurtling towards the path that she so callously and flippantly and casually says that she knows is the fate of so many girls like her and oh, I just feel like so sad for them.
	You don't sound fucking sad.
	You sound like you want it for yourself.
	No well, why are you doing it then?
	Because you're heading the same way.
	Because I'm not retarded like them.
	Yeah, nobody thinks they're retarded at the time, do they?
	Nobody goes into life and says, you know what?
	I'm retarded, I'm gonna kill myself.
	People don't really go out there and leave the house.
	They make bad choices and and you are gonna 300 bodies later I think I would know if I like it or not.
	You're gonna go home with a guy who really takes it seriously one day when you tell him I want you to treat me really bad or whatever it is, or a girl or whatever, and they're gonna take you seriously and and and I just like in a dating way, I just pray you're out of it.
	That's not a thing.
	I pray no, I'm saying when you tell somebody you want to be used like a, like an object, and somebody's gonna take that too, literally one day, and that's gonna be fantastic.
	I'm gonna come everywhere.
	No, you're gonna be dead, my darling.
	No, that's not how that works.
	Two consensual adults don't end up poor objects so like yeah, no toys, you ain't consenting if you want to be treated like an object.
	Thank you for that.
	Yeah, no twenty-man.
	It sounds like you guys don't have consenting sex.
	You just said you have to.
	You just said you did.
	Yeah, consensual non-consensual.
	You have an agreement before you choose to do that.
	That is the dumbest one of the damned.
	That is the absolute.
	I just grab it, bitch.
	Consensual non-consensual.
	Is this going to be a little bit more?
	It's the apex of dumb, a female-invented expression that means absolutely nothing and it's just an excuse to get yourself in dangerous situations.
	Consensual, non-consensual.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	It's absolutely ridiculous.
	Like what you're doing is flirting with danger because really you want to die.
	Danger.
	That's okay.
	Question.
	Do you have an infatuation with any old school serial killers or anything like that?
	Or no?
	Jeffrey Dahmer.
	Yeah, she does.
	She's young, so Jeffrey Dahmer's head by her.
	The name's come out.
	There we go.
	I like Luigi Maggioni.
	He's not really a serial killer, but.
	Oh, yeah, true.
	I mean, but girls do like him, though.
	Killer, though.
	A lot of girls do like him.
	I don't even know that.
	On some level, on some level, she wants to be not a health care.
	On some level, she wants the guy to pull a knife out in the middle of sex and just plunge it into her throat.
	That's what she wants.
	That's where she's headed.
	Yeah.
	For those who didn't hear us, it was a bit of a damn.
	I mean, hey, listen, you know.
	And I hate to quote this.
	It's so random.
	Yo, I hate to quote, you know, this whole ass nigga.
	I don't even think you ain't like him either.
	But I gotta quote J. Cole.
	J. Cole.
	Don't say it, man.
	Don't say you say right.
	As y'all are asking questions, I look at her.
	I see she has a tombstone tattoo right there and a knife right there.
	Man, let this bitch do what she wants to do, man.
	If she wants to go suck three million dicks, let her be, man.
	If she won't go out, at least we can say she goes out doing what she loved doing, getting fucked and sucking picked.
	You know, I didn't see that's it.
	I didn't see that.
	My eyesight's not so good.
	Yeah, no, you gotta start peeping it like, yo, she's got a symbol.
	She has it a rock.
	She's inscribed her fate on her body.
	She said professionally.
	She is inscribed.
	You know what?
	When you see a character in a TV show and her name is Miss Callender, and you know that's because her time's nearly up and she dies in episode three.
	Like, she has inscribed her fate.
	Sorry, I was talking to the vampire slave, but I'm just saying.
	Oh, yo, you remember Jenny Callender?
	She gets killed by that.
	Anyway, you have inscribed your fate on your body already, and I pray to God you escape it.
	That's very nice of you, actually.
	That's actually very nice of him.
	I mean it.
	I mean it.
	I completely disagree with you.
	I really appreciate it.
	But you've written it on your body.
	You've written it on your body.
	You've said, this is where I'm going.
	I do have a lot of people.
	Okay, so now you're saying lots of ways to stone.
	There's lots of ways to pay tribute to people.
	They don't all involve.
	All of these tattoos were done before I turned 18.
	Okay, multiple symbols of somebody.
	What set you on this path was I didn't mean it patronizing.
	It's just British song.
	But my darling, sorry, this is how I talk.
	But the damage that set you on this path was done before 18, so of course you got that.
	And there are plenty of ways to pay tribute to somebody that do not involve inscribing multiple symbols of death on you.
	Most people don't do that.
	I feel like you're taking it too symbolically.
	Oh, sorry.
	We shouldn't take tattoos.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	The tattoo on my body.
	The thing that you choose.
	I feel like I care way more less than anybody else here, guys.
	You're really too tough.
	That much is fucking clear.
	Yeah.
	Best believe.
	You were trying to say something.
	You were going to say something.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to continue.
	No, no, no.
	Sorry, I'm sorry.
	No, no, no.
	She shed a particular age on there, but she clarified that she tattooed that when she was probably about half that age.
	You know what I mean?
	You know, I've been friends with.
	I'm not counting.
	I've been friends with artists.
	You know, I don't want to say, rest in peace to my man, XX Tentacion.
	You know, your mentality and also your speech and how you think is definitely a force to be recognized with.
	So, you know, sometimes when you embrace images or ideals or ideas of death, you know, not only do you manifest it, but again, I'm never here to change your mind.
	I could tell.
	You're set on your path and your journey.
	And, you know, I wish you well.
	Okay.
	I don't wish you well on the path you're on.
	I wish you well, though, and I wish you better.
	See, this is why I want to be nurturing.
	I see it.
	No, I see it.
	That's more of like a nurturing.
	You aren't very nurturing.
	I wish you well, and I wish you better, but like, you got ages you're not at yet on your own with tombstones.
	That's a countdown clock.
	Am I notice?
	All right.
	So we'll read some of these chats and then we'll get questions from the girls.
	Got two special guests in the house, so you can angle the questions towards them.
	What else we got here?
	No.
	No more chats?
	We don't have them ready yet?
	All right, guys, I can read the questions.
	Where's the box?
	Her there.
	You got it?
	No other questions.
	All right, cool.
	The chat?
	Nigga, what you doing?
	Sleeping?
	Can I get the bent of the questions too?
	Oh, okay.
	Did you digger?
	Oh, boy.
	My friend had a breakup, so we are a little lit right now, and I have no idea what's going on.
	That girl that had a bunch of exes unalive themselves is back again.
	Ladies, what do y'all think about that?
	Who's that?
	I think he has some confused somebody else.
	No, it's me.
	Her exes died.
	Yeah, my exes killed themselves.
	Actually, the three women I've had sex with are all dead now.
	All right, well.
	That's suspicious.
	Yeah, well, that's why do you think I went gay?
	To draw away the suspicion.
	No, I just didn't want to be responsible for the body count, you know?
	No, overdose, car accident, and then nobody knows.
	Oh, wow.
	That's a weird call.
	And every nigga you don't fuck die?
	It's 2,000.
	No, no, no.
	My exes I dated.
	Five of them.
	So you got a body count and you got a body count.
	Yeah.
	I haven't dated anybody since I was 20.
	You leave them with a toe tan count.
	All five of your boyfriends dead?
	Yeah.
	The ex-husband that I married so he could have citizenship.
	We got to pray for you.
	Yo, no, you got that Mega Stallion box.
	That's that bad Juju box.
	You got that bad.
	You got that bad box.
	Why don't you break it?
	If you fucking niggas and they ended up dead, that's a problem.
	That's like a bad thing.
	The Mega Stallion fucked Tori in jail for life.
	She done fucked Paris and Fontaine.
	He can't make a song.
	Who else she fucked?
	The baby, he done fell off.
	What about Blueface?
	He went to jail.
	That's that bad Juju pussy.
	But she's gone another level.
	Yeah, that's a different level.
	Oh, shit.
	They got to learn a thing for two from you.
	It's because I tried to break up with them.
	That's why I did it.
	They killed himself over your box.
	They didn't kill themselves because I tried to break up with them every single one of them.
	They killed himself over some high mileage pussy.
	Hold on, stop playing that.
	It wasn't really that bad at that point.
	What you mean that bad?
	This all happened between the ages of 16 and like 20, almost 21.
	And is this responsible for the puff that you went later on?
	Yeah, I gave up and decided to do porn.
	Right.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	That makes sense.
	All right, we got some questions from the ladies.
	I mean, you would offer that many people who did.
	And Milo and Ak, these are questions that girls asked before, but since you guys are special guests, I'll have you guys answer them.
	Okay, ladies, question.
	Would you walk in an event with a bum?
	No, no.
	Yeah.
	I see.
	That was from Axe's question from before.
	I have.
	Okay, who said they have?
	Did it hurt your self-esteem, but her ability is more than a moment.
	She'll walk in with a casket.
	She don't give two fucks.
	She might walk in with an animal, an alien, anything.
	She don't take your dog.
	Would you date a porn star?
	We'll leave that for Ak.
	And Milo.
	Would you guys date a porn star?
	Never in a million years.
	No, neither.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Date, fuck, or what?
	No, date.
	Date.
	I think it's date.
	Okay.
	Wouldn't but I will say, like, you know, I do think outside of dating, you can fall in love with anyone, but me personally, I would have mental and just personal turmoil trying to date someone who's a porn star.
	So, you know, is that a person?
	Is that a personal matter of like your either your disgust or your morality or some combination of that?
	Or is that because for me, it would be like I know that goes along with a bunch of other things that I don't want to get drawn into.
	So I don't want to join that life.
	What's the basis of it?
	It's so many issues.
	It's so many issues that it presents for itself.
	You know, for me, when I'm with the woman, I want to feel like I'm with some facet of what I would believe purity is that erases that.
	Because that's wrapped up with motherhood.
	I would also want to be very proud and also think she's unattainable.
	And any woman who's ever sold themselves, I don't think they're on a table at all.
	So it's like a girl walking in with the Brooken and the Diamond.
	For you, it's like that aspirational, precious, cherished thing that you want to be next to.
	And you want people to be like, yeah, that's my girl.
	That makes sense.
	And I ain't going to lie, like, I'm always honest.
	I fell in love with the girl that I know was like a hoe.
	Yeah, she didn't know she was a hoe.
	And I don't think I know, but like, no, no, I have, though.
	And, you know, because we're men, you know, we're definitely weak for the flesh.
	So it's like, I've learned from that situation that you can fall in love with a hoe.
	But in terms of like being comfortable of making someone like your wife and your significant other or trying to take them to another level, it requires much more than love.
	And I used to think that love was the only thing.
	It's not enough.
	It's definitely not enough.
	Could be worse.
	You could be a cash.
	So you know, I've been following that.
	Yeah, Lee and everybody.
	Yo, blame Myron.
	So Myron done fucked up this guy's life, man.
	Yo, yo, this guy got like five jokes off on Myron.
	Four years later, Myron says, I'm going to fuck up your life.
	2026 is that time I follow it because I'm on Twitter.
	That's what I'm getting at.
	That came at me.
	Next is Anus and Reach.
	They're going to be the next one.
	So anyone that talks shit about us, bro, I'm coming from this.
	No, I saw this guy and I said, well, this was not yesterday because you look really young.
	You look the same.
	That's nice.
	That means you're aging nicely.
	But I mean, nicely.
	But you got a baby face a few years ago, you know.
	And then this guy's like, his wife is out and she's saying all this parties.
	Yeah, you do a bunch of shit.
	And she wouldn't have married him if he'd asked her to sign a pre-nup.
	And it's just like his whole marriage fell apart.
	Yeah.
	Listen, I'm all for smashing hoes, but wife and him is crazy, bro.
	Crazy.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	That's the Myron.
	Yamara.
	Yamar, you owe that man an apology, man.
	No, I think that man's getting exactly what he has come.
	And you know, it's funny.
	Andrew Schultz said, if we're wrong, we'll apologize.
	Yeah, he literally said that.
	Andrew Schultz offers me a fucking apology.
	Yep.
	No, of course not.
	And honestly, I think the only way for them to say this is a lot of fun.
	I'm going to stop a social media drug.
	They got to bring down a show now.
	They don't have a choice.
	I don't care how damage control was upset and whatever.
	I think, you know, and I would say, listen, I never spare people who are against me.
	But I do know there's some sympathy you have there.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	I do feel like that.
	You kind of could know as a man what's going on in that household.
	It's sleepless nights.
	It's attitudes, tension.
	It's these like really weird interactions because you have now on earth something that cannot be gotten over by just, oh, let's wait till the internet cycle is over.
	What struck me, and it's about that bell that can't be unrung, right?
	What struck me was as it evolved, it turned out that she wasn't just a hoe, but she had been manipulating him and lying to him and deceiving and controlling him.
	And in fact, that that was like his marriage was really unhappy, which is why he was always going on about how good it was.
	And now that the ugly details of just how badly she was treating him, that's got to be rough for a guy.
	And, you know, that kind of public humiliation can lead some men to do like wild things.
	So yo, we got to blame Myron, man.
	Myron fucked up with me.
	Yo, he was cold.
	He thought he was doing his thing and covering yourself.
	And you know, and you know, Asians do hang themselves a lot.
	Yeah.
	Well, they do.
	They do.
	Sorry, that's what I mean.
	Like, we use Asian for a subcontinent.
	So you got, maybe, maybe, you know what?
	Maybe you should show him mercy.
	Maybe you should say, you know what, I've wrecked your, uh...
	Hold on!
	He didn't show us mercy.
	No, no, no, no, listen.
	Myron wants an apology.
	That's exactly the situation in which you should express it and just say, look, how about we start fresh?
	You give me the public apology that you clearly deserve me.
	Excuse me, that you clearly ought to give me that I deserve.
	He won't do it.
	Because you see, it's exactly at that moment when you have the apex moral high ground when you should show the most grace.
	He got two options.
	Divorcer or sip, sorry, and his niece.
	Like a bitch.
	He's not going to do either.
	Well, I think the only way, ladies, what we're talking about is these, you know, Akash and Andrew Schultz.
	Like, they had a podcast.
	They brought us on three years ago.
	They lectured us about how we give men advice to deal with women.
	You know, don't be a dumbass.
	Don't be a simple.
	And Akash specifically was like, oh, you guys are stupid and immature.
	They belittled us the whole time.
	Three years later, come to find out his wife, right, is a fucking dumb whore.
	They used to be a die in college and it's blowing back up in his face.
	So I think, honestly, the only way they can rectify it, because they tried the little humor stunt, it didn't work.
	They got to bring me out and fucking apologize to me.
	That's the only way this is going to work.
	I think that's true.
	But when they're not going to do that when they do, if they ever do do that, if they ever do that, I hope you find some forgiveness for him because he's in apology.
	He's in a dark space now.
	I'd accept the apology.
	He should be in a dark spot now.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't even hate that that much.
	But I saw Claire.
	I think Andrew Schultz is a bigger faggot.
	I really don't like Andrew Schultz.
	I was a little fascinated.
	I was fascinated by this story because I love you.
	I think you're such an important presence in the culture.
	I was a little fascinated by this.
	So I kind of dug into this a little bit.
	The pride with which that man spoke about his wife.
	Even if a lot of it was obviously bullshit, there's so much of his self-esteem wrapped up in the fake chastity of his marriage.
	That makes me feel so good.
	He points to it all the time.
	Yeah.
	So you got to accept the age.
	If he gives it, you got to accept the apology.
	Oh, I would.
	I would.
	Honestly, I don't even have that much of people with him.
	I really don't like Andrew Schultz.
	Because he's more famous.
	No, because Schultz is a snake.
	At least Akash showed his face while on the show.
	Schultz tried to play good cop, but I know he was the mastermind behind that.
	I got a little bit of this with Dave Smith.
	I'm going to be honest.
	Dave Smith told me like five times, oh, yeah, I'll have you on my show.
	I'll have my show.
	And it was always in a context of like the Legion of Skanks or whatever, right?
	I was like, oh, yeah, I'll have you on the show.
	And then never call once.
	He does a lot of that.
	Yeah, he does a lot of that stuff to seem brave in group circumstances.
	And then, oh, no, that would cost me too much money with the advertisers kind of situation.
	So, you know, Dave does that as well a lot.
	I think the comedy guys, I mean, we got to stop expecting bravery from comedians.
	They're comedians because they're broken cowards.
	And so, you know, like, I mean, I like Theo Vaughn, but just look what happened with him when a little clip of his was used by the president, right?
	We got to stop expecting courage, bravery, and virtue from comedians who are comedians because they're not great people.
	Would you do Candace Owens?
	Oh, he's been on her whole time.
	No, I don't think that's what he meant.
	No, no, no.
	I mean, he's done Candace Orchestra.
	What did you mean?
	What did you mean?
	The show.
	Oh, I love Candace.
	I've been on Candace.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Can't France.
	Yeah, no, yeah.
	I really don't find that subject interesting.
	And by the way, Martin, I do hope, you know, because I do think with this whole thing, people have kind of like really started paying an additional level of attention to what you guys do because they're like, you know what?
	We're watching this and we're hoping we never get into that.
	It's a cautionary tale.
	But it's very important.
	This is what I'll say, though.
	What he...
	When it comes to a caution, I'm friends with both of them.
	Here's the thing.
	What you guys do on this podcast, and everybody jokes around, right?
	Like, you know, you have some nice women on the panel and they could tell stories about their ex-boyfriend or situations they're in now, maybe they are, or maybe guys they're going to deal with.
	It's you also, I would love for you guys to address what do you actually do when you're pot committed.
	And that's a poker term, which means you're married.
	It's easy.
	Like, I've had, listen, people, you could Google some of my past.
	I've had some hellish ex-girlfriends, but you know what?
	We had no kids.
	We had nothing that was joint accounts.
	We didn't have all my house or all my cars are all my name.
	We didn't have much to really even think about in terms of, hey, maybe this is going to hold us together and not separate.
	We had dogs, but that's it.
	Right?
	When you've married someone, when you have kids with someone, the internet wants like, hey, hey, just get a divorce attorney.
	It's very hard to get to that point.
	And I think that's where, you know, everyone who feels like they might be thinking like they're helping him with, oh, no, no, we're not like clowning you.
	We're saying you're in a situation that's not cool.
	What do you want him to do?
	Yeah, but let me tell you something.
	But let me tell you something.
	Let me tell you something.
	These married guys, they don't show in general.
	A lot of these comedians, a lot of these guys, you know, they have these like media punches.
	They don't show the kind of integrity that these two do.
	I mean, it's not easy to, I mean, you're acclimatized to it now, and I know that you use it as kind of a badge of honor, but it's not easy to admit that you have the lifestyle that you do.
	Because most people are going to have a reaction, some kind of way.
	They're going to feel some kind of way about it.
	And it's like you're a player, you're in Miami, you've got money, you've got all that.
	And that's fine.
	But it's still like, you know, it's like, oh, really?
	And he shows remarkable integrity on a regular basis.
	These married guys don't.
	Let me tell you something.
	Like, I flaked on this guy last minute twice.
	Really left him like in the shit.
	Both of you.
	And I'm sorry for you because I've never talked about it, but really left him in the shit, like at the last minute twice.
	And he was pissed off about it.
	But the manner in which he accepted my apology did not let it kind of like blow up the friendship.
	Like it should have.
	Because if it was me, I'd never talk to the guy again.
	It was really bad stuff.
	It was like two hours to go kind of shit, you know?
	And I tried to give him a sincere apology and all the rest of it.
	And the manner in which he accepted it and just wiped the slate clean and like the level of what I would, the way I would call it, like Christian charity and generosity and integrity that he showed me, I don't see that from those guys.
	I don't see that.
	No, no, I really mean it.
	And I wanted to say to you on air tonight that I thank you for that because I didn't treat you with...
	I mean, they were both good excuses, I guess.
	There were real reasons.
	There were real things.
	But once, back to back, I wasn't good.
	And I've always felt some kind of way about it.
	And I wanted to say on air on your show that I really appreciate it.
	I appreciate it.
	What a good guy you were about it.
	And thank you.
	And I'm glad that we've managed to have a friendship regardless of it.
	So thank you for that.
	And I value it very highly, by the way.
	The married guys don't show it.
	I don't see it from them.
	I don't see them because they're in these toxic marriages.
	They're not really about the things.
	You're talking about like, oh, well, breaking up with the kids and all the rest of it.
	But these marriages, in many respects, in many dimensions, in many aspects, they're not real anyway.
	They're not real.
	But I'll be honest.
	You know enough celebrities to know that.
	Hold on.
	A lot of people.
	That's your friend, though.
	Hold on.
	Well, here's the thing.
	These marriages are not real.
	And here's the thing, right?
	So I don't believe this criticism is something that he's going to be like, hey, I'm getting a divorce like attorney.
	And this is where I say, like, you know, I was watching this one guy.
	And what's his name?
	I'm not dissing him or shot him, but I guess I am shining up because I'm, I think his name is Mediocre.
	You guys know?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Now, the reason I'm mentioning him, right, is that, and I was watching also Abed and Preach.
	And I was starting to realize the pylon effect.
	And I started to say, because I'm one of those people who, no matter what you want to say about me, if I give advice or if I give my own personal view, you could easily be like, well, how has your relationships been?
	I hate, I'm starting to dislike the guys who they are the soapbox guys.
	We've never seen a woman they've been with.
	So like, for example, okay, they have Amazon be like, whoa, what fresh, there's a Chinese girl in this Miranda.
	Oh, when it comes to Mario, it's so-and-so.
	These guys, they get to talk like they're the best, but we've never seen it with a woman.
	Well, I've been fucked in the ass.
	Wait, hold on.
	He admitted this.
	Hold forward this shit.
	Wait, hold on.
	He literally got fucked in the ass.
	He tried to hit the clip erased, but he said it.
	But he literally, yeah, bro.
	He went to the head tops.
	He went heterosexual, though.
	Huh?
	Why would he do that if he's heterosexual?
	No, no, no.
	I'll send you the clip, bro, because they've talked shit about you too.
	Like, these niggas need to get cooked, bro.
	Yeah.
	Like, he's either got to put out gloves and get the ass whooping, or I'm going to just keep my fucking foot on his neck all 2026.
	Here's my thing.
	Here's my thing.
	And I love everybody who are giving commentary, but the commentary seems so much more genuine when it comes from a place where people have also been vulnerable themselves.
	When people could say, hey, well, you've seen me not make the best decisions.
	So even when I'm speaking about this, like they're constantly, and of course, I'm being a little bit careful because that is my friend.
	But I'm like, hey, listen, I've been in one of those situations where I felt I'm with a woman and she's embarrassing me online.
	She's doing it and she's doing it for her own benefit and almost climbing upon what it took me 15 years to build without her.
	And she's trying to almost shit on me to empower herself.
	And over time.
	And over time, that relationship dynamic changes.
	Because once she has some attention, she starts to talk to you a little bit different now.
	The whole thing is looking at the guy.
	And it can take her to the next stuff, right?
	Exactly.
	She's used you to get to stage one.
	And now she's like, well, who's going to get me to stage one?
	Monkey branching, of course.
	And when I'm giving advice about that, or I'm giving my opinion, is because people could be like, I know sometimes the online, you know, content community, they're like, well, how could you talk?
	Because this is your history.
	That's why I could talk.
	How many people are there out there with integrity like that and have those experiences and are prepared to talk about others?
	You're asking media figures to have that kind of thing.
	But it's a fairness.
	I'm really talking to the fans.
	How could you listen to Abin preach when you don't know anything that they've been through?
	Thank you.
	How could you actually listen to this guy?
	And by the way, I like what this guy says, but he speaks in an idealistic form as if if y'all ever deal with a species called women, there is nothing perfect.
	You're going to go through some shit.
	Even if you have everything mapped out, it's not always going to go good.
	Look at Tom Ready, bro.
	Nobody's safe.
	I've been telling people that.
	Nobody's safe.
	In the Bible, King Solomon, right?
	Known as the wisest man in the world.
	You know what he did?
	Everything under the sun.
	Women, money, sex, everything.
	He gave wisdom after that.
	How can you teach others when you've been through it like that?
	You can't.
	So, to your point, is it possible to tell somebody what to do if you're not doing a shit?
	Is that all for Nick Fuentez?
	The whole for Nick Fuentes?
	Because he's telling a lot of men how to behave.
	That little faggot.
	He is flicking himself off in his jeans in cars.
	I spoke to his ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend four days ago.
	Wait, what?
	Hold on, guys, guys.
	Please, guys.
	Please, guys, please.
	I'm just saying, does that advice hold for him?
	Because he's telling a lot of men how to behave.
	Let's not mention that.
	Nick Flintis is gay.
	Oh, please.
	Let's not talk about Nick.
	I thought he was like a pornography.
	Out of respect for him.
	Therefore, it's different.
	Let's leave.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to.
	No, no, you're good.
	You're good.
	I understand that you guys have issues.
	He brought it up, so I've got out of respect for you for the show.
	No, no, no, no.
	You didn't ask me.
	No, no.
	I don't know why I fresh asked that.
	No, no, no.
	I know you're friends.
	I shouldn't have done that.
	No, it's all good.
	All good.
	You shouldn't be friends, but I know you are.
	He believes in a nuclear family.
	I might get missed on some words.
	Maybe we'll talk about it in another context because they're good friends.
	And I don't want to.
	Nick is a good guy.
	And I know you guys are minor differences.
	They have a friendship that I think we should be.
	Okay, go.
	But Jay is straight.
	We cool with him.
	Oh, I'm cool with him.
	I don't know him.
	I don't know.
	I actually don't know.
	I'm not commenting further out of respect.
	I appreciate that.
	I appreciate that.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't think so.
	I'm like, yo, Milo is a real nigga.
	That's what I think.
	Well, I'm on my way, hopefully, to getting a wife and kids one day.
	All right.
	I've been selling it for five years because I didn't want to do the gay stuff anymore.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	Because it was destroying me.
	And it was coming with all these other things attached to it that were evil and that were killing me.
	I just didn't want to live like that anymore.
	Wow.
	All right.
	Next chat here.
	Being gay is pretty gay.
	Is Drip 925?
	I don't know what he said, but it was 54 bucks.
	Thank you for that.
	Drip.
	All right.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	All right.
	Are men lonelier?
	Last few questions.
	Are men lonelier today because of society or because of their own habits?
	Did you say lonely?
	Yeah, lonier, yeah.
	So once again, are men lonier today because of their society or because of their own habits?
	I gotta be honest, a lot of people are not gonna like this answer, but I think that women typically go where men lead, and I think the failure in Western civilization has been with the men first.
	Women are like, sorry for the metaphor that I'm about to use, but women are kind of like they will expand to fill the available space, you know, like if they have no limits, they'll do anything, go anywhere, continue to push the boundaries and push and push and push, become, you know, this, do that, do this for money.
	Unless they have a man who sets the parameters, who sets the boundaries and enforces those boundaries consistently and walks the walk and talks the talk, right?
	So after the Second World War, I think, when men basically in the West lose confidence in themselves because they've wrecked the world twice and they don't feel they can send women back to the kitchen after women kind of went and worked in the factories and kept kept countries going while the men were all like killing themselves by the millions men just didn't have the confidence to say okay thanks for doing that that was cool thanks for helping out but it's time to go back to the to the home now So they didn't.
	And we've all seen the results of women in the workplace.
	They should not be in the workplace.
	For me, it is a sign that a civilization is not serious about women and doesn't treat them properly, doesn't revere them, doesn't love them, and doesn't take care of them when they have to go to an office cubicle.
	That is disgusting and ridiculous.
	It's not their job.
	It's not their strength.
	It's not what they should be.
	Women can do everything that men can do about as well as men can't.
	They just shouldn't.
	Maybe not the physical stuff, but everything else.
	They just shouldn't.
	And so for me, it starts in the 1950s, 60s with the sexual revolution, 70s, 80s, and we get to the stage now by the 80s, by the 90s, where men don't know how to tell women no anymore.
	And the result has just been this moral turpitude that is rippled out.
	And now we have women, I mean, the women around this table, again, I'm sorry if this is offensive, but you don't strike me as very feminine.
	You all seem like, well, I mean, not all of you.
	The majority of you act not like women and not like men, but like gay men.
	You have gay, promiscuous lifestyles and behaviors.
	And, you know, I don't think that you are masculinized.
	I think you're faggotized.
	That's offensive to a lot of women here, and I'm in the gay community.
	And I'm trying to say he means that gay men are seen to be horrible kind of a thing.
	Yeah, well, when you talk about a gay man, like a twink, like he's always a hoe, he's always fucking somebody.
	That's kind of what he's saying.
	Well, there's only one person at the table that's being gay, so I think I'll talk about that if that's all right.
	So unless you're speaking, unless you're no, I'm sorry, as a gay man, which is what you were talking about.
	And I was just saying, there's only one person at the table who has been one.
	So maybe if you don't want to, maybe it would be better.
	I mean, I think what you're trying to say is like speaking for whatever.
	Maybe if you don't speak for gay men, since you've never been one, thank you.
	Period.
	Darrell.
	Sorry, no.
	No, what I'm saying, I think a lot of the women at the table have not become masculinized, but have become faggotized.
	They have the attitudes, the behaviors, lifestyles of gay men.
	And this is like a pollution.
	This is disgusting.
	This is disease, you know?
	And ultimately, the reason for that is a man didn't say no.
	They have bad dads and bad boyfriends.
	When you were talking about the sexual revolution in the 50s and the 60s, I would say that's where women's priorities started to change.
	Because one of the things we do when we ask a girl is like.
	When did it happen?
	Immediately after the Second World War.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And it used to be have a family and have kids.
	Now it's career, education, pursuit of happiness, and then family's like 10th on the list.
	And now we have these hideous absurdities, like women playing active roles in the military.
	Like a civilization that puts women on the front lines is serious about neither war nor women.
	It is a ridiculous, ludicrous situation.
	And it is the result of men not saying no.
	So you're mad?
	And so I think it starts with the boys.
	I think it starts with the men.
	And who knows?
	But, you know, it is.
	Men inherit every generation the sins and the mistakes and the missteps of their forefathers.
	And they always have to kind of deal with what they've inherited.
	It's no longer good enough to just say, oh, well, the world's terrible and women run it and they're awful.
	It is up to you to go find a woman who will obey and love you and you can build that whatever.
	It is up to boys.
	And if you don't find a woman, maybe go for a younger girl, maybe find someone in church or whatever.
	But it starts with the men.
	It always starts with the men.
	And men sitting around waiting for somebody to save them is the reason this country is in a state it is.
	I'll give my answer slightly a bit shorter here.
	Sorry.
	But I'll say.
	What I believe is happening now is that, you know, I think historically we had about 70% of the women constantly going for 30% or 20% of the men.
	And I definitely believe we're at the place where I believe about 80 to 85% of women are going for 5% of men.
	And I think that's the issue.
	So the question initially was about loneliness.
	And if we're talking about the average guy, You or I, even if you're not into women or whatever, like we're gonna fall towards the super superlative of this question.
	Where you know, respectfully to the majority of women that's coming around this table, you guys pay me too much.
	Bro, yeah, she dipped out.
	That's all that you guys.
	She played me.
	She's like, Oh, yo, Chris, oh, I'm gonna.
	Oh, you start like, you got you got up like three minutes ago to use the bathroom, and then soon as we end up the whole segment, she got up again.
	I'm like, Where are you going?
	Oh, yeah, well, on time, the clock.
	I'm like, bitch, leave then.
	So she left.
	Well, we're gonna end soon, though, but yeah, no, it's a hard on her part.
	She's a spot, bro.
	I'll just end my um, at least my thought.
	But uh, basically, I do think, like, especially with social media now, how things are, I definitely believe that the majority of women are going for even a smaller percentage of men.
	And if we're talking about loneliness, I would really hate to be a guy who is what's called average.
	And the majority of people are going to be average.
	Have you done those websites, though?
	Have you put yourself into one of those websites where there's like female expectations, like height, wealth, and all the rest of it?
	Because you put yourself in there.
	I put myself in there.
	What are you doing about 0.001% of the population?
	And those are the, you know, like with the height and everything, the unrealistic expectations.
	I think it's the numbers that you're citing, like 85 for 5, isn't it more like 99 for 0.1?
	No, no, no.
	You're absolutely right.
	They have a calculator that actually does that really well.
	But when we talk about male loneliness, is that I have to think about if I was a 27-year-old guy making $55,000 a year and working, I don't know, 50 weeks, 50 hours a week.
	And yeah, how do you find companionship and also find it within the realm?
	Like, you know, with all due respect to all the women here, you know, they're about average in terms of looks, but I'm pretty sure they all probably have a celebrity, someone who is a millionaire, or someone you guys at your disposal.
	If you want to talk to them, and a guy who's an average guy probably has no one.
	Like, it's not even like they have five options, they have zero.
	And they're constantly seeking for options.
	And even then, they probably have to reduce their standards to a point where, you know, they're accepting anything.
	So, yeah, male loneliness is a thing.
	I absolutely believe that.
	And don't you think it's true as well that women can get that kind of the fix of companionship they need from female friends?
	That there's a kind of intimacy that a man gets from a woman that he cannot maybe get from his male friends.
	No, of course.
	So that, you know, so even in a society where the sexes are kind of alienated from one another, women will find it easier to feel that companionship and to find it and to have like intimacy with their female friends.
	Whereas the guys are just screwed if they don't have that.
	We could do like just a poll of a raise of hands.
	You know, and again, you know, respectfully, I hope no one feels like I'm offending them here.
	I'm not trying to.
	You know, you guys are like generally about around hovering around, like, you know, what an average-looking female would be, not even in Miami.
	I just think regularly, like Ohio.
	And does everyone in here, are you DMing a celebrity?
	Are you talking to someone who might be a millionaire or maybe making over half a million a year?
	Or do you have access to it?
	All of you guys here.
	So that's my question.
	No, you guys, yes, right?
	Like, someone's in your DM, somebody's liking your pictures, somebody's whatever, right?
	Yeah, I can see the looks on the faces.
	Yeah, I'm willing to best trouble.
	And basically, even if you're not responding, that just says, yeah, basically, it's saying that if you ever felt that you needed to explore that option, you could.
	Like, there's a lot of dudes.
	I mean, shoot, I ain't gonna lie, I would consider, you know, maybe, maybe not, I don't know about looks necessarily, but when it comes to just success and net worth or like, you know, what people would make in terms of earning potential, yeah, I'm in the 0.01%.
	And even then, I feel like I'm still having to.
	Lower standards.
	Well, yeah, but also put in more effort to get a pool of people that you could feel.
	Despite the level of elite status you have, there are still a large number of women who are trying to shoot above and past that.
	Men are lonely.
	Yeah.
	So then I'm thinking about the guys who are regular and I'm like, yo, what are they going for?
	What is their life for you?
	Yeah, it's tough.
	Most of them are probably paying for sex with some of the women around the table as well.
	Right?
	A lot of those very average guys who are...
	What do you want from me?
	Huh?
	So what do you want from me?
	Yeah, yeah, I know you're doing it a bit.
	And that maternal loving kind of thing that you have that you're talking about, it's probably exactly what they're really...
	I don't do it to that degree, but...
	No, but I'm saying...
	But we're talking about the kind of sex you have.
	I'm not saying you're going to cradle them in your arms and tell them that you're going to bottle feed them.
	But I'm just saying maybe the kind of reassuring, nurturing, comforting, or more soft, more gentle, more feminine kind of physical interaction.
	Maybe it's the thing that they're desperately craving.
	I bet you have a lot of repeat customers.
	I bet, yeah.
	I bet people who have been with you, they probably come back again and again and again, right?
	Probably my best one is Donald Trump's lawyer.
	Well, tell me which one up here.
	He just dropped this shit.
	Is he still volunteer?
	No, he didn't make me sign up.
	You are fake, dude.
	I can pick you up.
	You are very pleased with yourself because you are very open about implicating yourself in felonies.
	Earlier on, you said you married somebody just so they could get a passport.
	No, citizenship.
	Excuse me, that's the same thing.
	I mean, that's a felony girl.
	So that just shows the level of supreme self-confidence you have about your influence and ability and powers in the dating market, right?
	Any problem you got, you fix it.
	Because you can call Trump's lawyer because he learned that because he bought it.
	That's crazy, you know?
	Wait, what did you say?
	I was not bottle fed.
	Okay.
	I was not bottle fed.
	No, I didn't say that.
	No, but I think I said that was a bottle fed.
	Fuck it.
	No, I wouldn't say that.
	I mean, I know most of Trump's lawyers.
	I am not fucking telling you his name.
	I don't need you to.
	I can figure out within two hours.
	What's something you'll know by the time I go to sleep?
	What's something you wish people?
	I don't even know.
	Yeah, I don't need to talk to him.
	Oh, dear child.
	What's something you wish people?
	I manage a fleet of lawyers for a very famous man.
	I know I could figure out in two hours who you're saying.
	He takes me out to lunch every week, so I don't really think he would be embarrassed to be seen with it.
	Yeah, I mean, 20 minutes then.
	Ah, dear God.
	Is it fresh?
	No.
	Good thing you didn't say his name.
	I'm not going to say that.
	I mean, he was Trump's lawyer until tomorrow, I guess.
	What's the thing you wish?
	Well, to be honest with you, the president would probably think it was cool.
	What's something you wish people understood about you?
	Um, you know, I don't think I wish people understand anything about me.
	I think, I, I, I think I understand people in the sense of people are going to make up whatever they want to make up in terms of understanding me in terms of...
	Let me explain a little simpler.
	But you kind of like being an enigma a little bit, don't you?
	No, if people have seen negative things about me and they're saying I'm going to dislike this guy, I've realized that I'm going to save myself of having gray hair and stress by trying to prove them wrong or by showing, hey, listen, maybe this was a 10-hour conversation.
	This is 3 million moments.
	And you're taking one moment and you're trying to judge me.
	I used to be that person where I felt you could change people's minds.
	You can't.
	A made-up mind is a closed book.
	It's already written and it's printed and it's on the shelves.
	You have to learn to deal with that.
	So it's like, you know, people could Google me right now and whatever you see, like there's people in the chat, whatever they think about me.
	I've gotten a lot more sleep realizing don't try to change your opinion.
	If they come around, they do, but if they don't, fuck them.
	There you go, facts.
	Yeah, facts.
	And you're much more comfortable than yourself with the success, I guess, too, that's helped, right?
	At first, I wasn't.
	At first, it fucked me up trying to figure out because people would kind of like say things about me that wasn't true.
	He is this, he's that.
	And they would be like, I hate this person.
	I'm like, I don't want to be hated.
	When you first pop off, you think that your success relies solely on your universal likability, which is a huge mistake that everybody makes when they're first famous, right?
	Everything I have is because people like me, right?
	Which is just not true.
	Good point.
	And by the way, that's my advice from Art.
	Like, you know, we've all lived a life, and here's the thing.
	You know, the people who do like you, they'll put the time into seeing the other sides of you.
	You know, you know, I said recently, I said, you know, I'm from Jamaica.
	I was born there.
	You know, my country was hit by a hurricane.
	Oh, fuck!
	Donating like anything like $20,000.
	Like, no, the people who hate me, they will never see that.
	You know what they're going to say?
	But he argues with women online.
	Yeah.
	That's all that matters to them.
	And if I get upset to be like, no, but look at these other things I've done good.
	Look at these other creators I've helped.
	They don't care.
	They don't care.
	You cannot change people's minds.
	You just have to go on and just let the cars fall.
	And the way now, with the maturity of the way the network effects are now, there are structures that feed people's pre-existing opinions.
	Like, I am, I'm very into Meghan Markle hate.
	Like, it's one of, no, it's my primary hobby.
	Like, I fund it.
	I fuel it.
	I come up with nicknames for her.
	I report her to the British press when she does something that I think will be embarrassing for her in England.
	You know, friends of mine that I've been made recently, like, were the reason her jam didn't sell out.
	Like, you know, like, I'm really into it.
	Like, I really want her to suffer.
	And the way that my feed is onto it, I only hear the bad stuff about her.
	Like, I want to hear that she said that.
	Has she changed her mind?
	Yes, but by changing herself.
	Because I think I feel like I know her well enough now to have formed an opinion about what and who she is.
	My mind could be changed if the facts change.
	My mind could be changed if she makes an effort to become a better person.
	But she's a despicable, diabolical cunt.
	But essentially, no, because if she, which most people won't believe, they're like, even, I don't even think maybe, and I don't want to mention the H-word, that person probably didn't think, hey, I'm a horrible person.
	They probably thought within the circumstances.
	She knows she's a horrible person.
	You think that?
	Well, if you've seen the clones of Diana's outfits, if you know that she wore Diana's favorite perfume for her first date with Harry to bamboozle him when he was like, you know, still a young man.
	That's creepy.
	Oh, oh, you have no idea.
	She wore his dead mother's Van Clefen Apples hat.
	How do you know this is true?
	Because she admitted it.
	This is all public record.
	The most amazing thing, the most incredible thing is the manner in which she has cloned Diana's outfits.
	She's done it about a hundred times, like carbon copies of things that his mother wore.
	That's wild.
	And then she does stuff like recently she invited herself to the Valenciaga party in Paris Fashion Week.
	While she was driving past the tunnel where Diana died, she filmed a video of herself laughing and kicking her shoes off in the back of her limo and panning around and posted it on her Instagram just to tell Harry.
	Because their marriage is not going well.
	She's a dark, devious, malicious, evil human being.
	But she could change my mind by changing everything about herself.
	Whoa, that was deep.
	How's a girl go from talking to girlfriend material?
	So, how did she level up to a girlfriend from talking?
	I think that's him.
	Well, first of all, I would definitely say, you know, if I had to give advice to women, a guy usually puts you in a bucket very quickly.
	And a lot of times it's on you to fuck it up.
	You know, one of the major things is, are you a hoe?
	So, you know, if you give behavior that you're a hoe, you're going to disqualify yourself usually from being a girlfriend, unless Shorty, who walked out of here, is dating you.
	But other than that, it's these like intangible things that really is tailored to whatever guy you're with that's going to make that person feel like this person understands me.
	And those are intangible.
	It's going to differ per person.
	But a lot of this usefulness.
	You know, usefulness is care.
	It's about love.
	When a guy, like a regular guy who's a bachelor who's having sex with random people or having sex with just women, like, you know, guys, we go to the club, we're like, we're trying to fuck a girl, right?
	The random girl you meet that you might end up sleeping with versus a woman you meet and you start thinking about dating, you see like they're like almost two different species.
	And it's all about the energy that they also kind of give you.
	So, you know, I mean, also, here's the thing: if you're presenting yourself as someone who is the person who is going to be the fuck of the night, you're probably not going to be that.
	So, if I had to give advice to women, you already have to be living in that light of being suitable for the majority of men, hoping that the man that you would want wants you and then would probably want to take it to the next level.
	But even then, you know, there's always wild factors because that guy might not be ready for a relationship.
	He could have got out of something, you know.
	But you have to think about that metaphoric frame that's around you as you go through life.
	The biggest problem is usually women who think they could be whores and then switch like a light switch or like the flick of a light.
	And now it's a character.
	Now I'm this suitable character for a wife.
	And you touched on something a minute ago as well.
	Moving up to the girlfriend thing.
	There's something also about somebody who is invested in you seriously and sincerely, who's not living for their own pleasure, being a whore, but is instead invested in you being the best version of yourself, as the saying goes, you know, somebody who is there to make you and what you do better and to support and make your life easier and more successful rather than looking at what they're going to receive out of it.
	That selflessness is one of the hallmarks of real affection between people, right?
	So when you see immediately, like my life is getting better because she's around, like that's a big, that's a big moment too, isn't it?
	Absolutely.
	All right.
	All right.
	That's it for questions.
	All right.
	Little chats and then last thoughts here.
	One chat.
	One chat.
	Okay.
	And then we'll get last thoughts on the girl from the girls because we do got to wrap up.
	It's later than I thought.
	All right.
	She will get a near-death experience and change her ways.
	Okay.
	That's from Muddy Ninja.
	We pray.
	That's it right?
	We pray.
	Quick Woolcock from locals.
	Shout out to him.
	He said, Freshmire, fuck the haters.
	Y'all save my life, man.
	For real.
	I was drinking and putting my gun.
	Mike.
	Putting my gun, Mike Keith, Daily, after my divorce.
	Probably mouth.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	He had his barrel in his mouth.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's, yeah, that's.
	Keith Daly, after my divorce and Hall's podcast, save me for real.
	Y'all's paws.
	Keep it up.
	Yeah, shout out to you, bro.
	No, I appreciate that, man.
	I appreciate that.
	He didn't sober him up, but you did save his life.
	I think so.
	That's what matters.
	I appreciate that, man.
	Sorry, it's hard to read your message there.
	Okay, all right.
	We'll get last thoughts.
	In this, we're through countries.
	You start.
	Here's the rules.
	You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
	Also, you can't repeat whatever said before you.
	Since you're first, you got full options, but you guys gotta repeat whatever she said.
	Just name two countries.
	So, name two countries.
	Nobody can help them.
	Okay, two more.
	Cuba.
	One more.
	Uh stop blinking.
	Puerto Rico.
	Huh?
	Puerto Rico.
	Oh, no, wait, is that part of the US?
	Oh, wait, wait, wait.
	She's helping me out.
	How are you guys so like diabolically kind of manipulative in answering questions?
	And you can't.
	This is this is yeah.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	Yep, yep, yep.
	Two countries.
	This is only two countries.
	Asia, Europe, Africa.
	Did you say Asia?
	Consequently, Chris, Chris, look at myself.
	My bad, y'all.
	Bro, yeah, bro.
	Milo.
	Yep.
	Yes, every name, bro.
	Yo.
	All right.
	Next one.
	No, no, no.
	How are you?
	How do you remember to breathe in and out?
	Breathe in.
	Can you take a shit by yourself?
	Yeah, you want to see?
	No.
	Yeah, because for us, we're just so desensitized to it.
	But like when you bring somebody in that's like never heard of this, they're like, what the fuck is going on?
	Sorry, sorry.
	So when they said name three countries, you said Asia and Africa.
	And Africa.
	What did you think the capital?
	Wokanda.
	Girl, girl, what did you think the capital of Africa was?
	It was Wakanda.
	What did you think the capital of Asia was?
	Look, if I asked you what the capital of Asia is, $100,000.
	What's the capital of Asia?
	Oh.
	Would you know what it was?
	No.
	And I'm fucking stunned.
	That's crazy.
	It's always interesting to get someone that's never seen this shit before.
	Do you like, do you like, can you pay off your credit cards on time?
	Yes, I can.
	Do you see why I drank henny?
	What the fuck?
	All right, hold on, hold on, bro.
	Get started, Milo.
	Go ahead.
	No, this is three.
	Three countries.
	Go ahead.
	This is jaw-dropping.
	We just get started, Milo.
	China, Japan, Israel.
	And China.
	She got that quiet smugness.
	It's nice, isn't it?
	She got it.
	Romania, Germany, Ukraine.
	No, no, no.
	Should she be able to say a country?
	She's not.
	No, no, no, no.
	She can't remember maybe because you mentioned it already.
	Aren't you from Romania?
	Venezuela.
	All right.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Russia.
	I don't know if Morocco's a country, but I think you can't confirm or deny.
	You just gotta go.
	Okay, so Russia, Morocco, and I had another one, Egypt.
	All right, okay.
	Can we come back to her?
	Yeah, we'll come back to her now.
	Three countries.
	Someone said Egypt had three countries.
	Oh, you can't name China, U.S. Club.
	Okay, okay, Italy.
	She's gonna be fine with it.
	Italy, Russia, because you're Italian.
	You said already.
	Aren't you a little Italian?
	To the mic.
	Let's just get an Italian.
	Don't get on the mic.
	Iceland.
	Headphones on it to the mic.
	Iceland.
	Russia.
	And then.
	Someone said Russia.
	Someone said Russia.
	Okay.
	I don't know how I'm supposed to do it.
	It's okay.
	You're a very good one.
	Okay, well, we'll tell you.
	You didn't.
	You didn't think wrong.
	Just keep it going.
	Okay, okay.
	Puerto Rico.
	No.
	You see, she came late, but it's not in Park because it's a good idea.
	And then last but not least, three countries, please.
	Okay, United Kingdom.
	No, it's over.
	It's over.
	Yeah, okay.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, she's good.
	She's good.
	She's good.
	Come on, girl.
	Panama, Nicaragua, and Kenya.
	All right.
	Okay.
	I am so horrified and baffled by this.
	Now imagine having her control your life.
	Yeah.
	Without mindset.
	Milo, we haven't been able to get a whole panel to name three countries without fucking up in months.
	Are you serious?
	Wait, yeah, bro.
	How do we let them vote?
	She can vote for the fucking president.
	Yeah.
	She can vote for the president of the United fucking states.
	Ripple the 19th.
	What the fuck?
	Oh my God.
	We fucking lax.
	No, no, no, no.
	You don't know.
	No, Hell the fuck, no.
	You don't know basic facts about the universe.
	You don't know basic facts about the universe.
	It took me to get here in this moment.
	I'm dozing off in the fucking night.
	No, no, Don't fucking always be here.
	No, that is.
	He drops fucking older be here.
	I'm not.
	I've been in a different city every day for two weeks.
	Like, give me a break.
	So, look.
	And I'm a lot older than you.
	And I was going to call for six hours on the way here.
	Like, just give me a break.
	Yeah, you're not that tired.
	You're not as tired as me.
	I promise you.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	It's a competition I've noticed.
	It is so.
	Well, conversations have winners and losers.
	It is so deeply frightening to me that you would have any say in any human being's life, including your own, when you don't, you can't.
	So coming from you, you're going to tell me.
	I am befuddled.
	I'm baffled.
	I'm bamboozled.
	This is what my handle right here.
	I am discombobulated on a level.
	I mean, like, this exceeds anything that I have witnessed this evening.
	You said Asia and Africa.
	This exceeds the $2,000, this exceeds, like...
	I'm going to be funny, like...
	I know four-year-olds who would get that right.
	I know four-year-old children who would get that right.
	Fucks.
	Okay.
	Is it like brain capacity?
	Sorry.
	Is it like Dizzy Joe Soul get used up with like makeup and I don't have to do that?
	No, but what is your head full of bleach not full of basics?
	Bleach and eyebrows.
	No, no, no, don't tell us that what is your head full of like what do you know about in the world?
	Like what what are you what can you talk to me about?
	What can you hold a conversation about?
	Do you know anything about anything?
	Do you know what?
	Do you know who like the Prime Minister of England is?
	Can you name any cabinet member in this country that's not the president who works in the White House?
	Any of them?
	You can save lives.
	I can.
	I can take a pressure.
	If I were to save you in your shower after falling today, you probably wouldn't.
	No, no, no.
	You ain't coming nowhere near me when I'm in danger.
	Okay.
	Hell no.
	I don't know what you're going to be doing.
	She's going to give me the kiss of life through my fucking feet.
	Yo.
	Honestly, that's right.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't mean to be rude, but your stupidity is stunning.
	Damn.
	Roll said by the prisoner.
	I couldn't tell you.
	I don't care about what you're saying.
	She could have named 3N.
	She said Puerto Rico.
	I just realized, like, it's going to sound fucked up.
	Women have the privilege of being stupid.
	Yeah.
	They just do.
	You can name like 10 different countries, though.
	Yeah, but you're in little smarty pants.
	Puerto Rico.
	Puerto Rico.
	Okay, Puerto Rico.
	Milo, where can they find you?
	Last time.
	And Act, where can they find you to?
	Flabbergasted.
	Flabbergasted.
	Act could go first.
	Just look up Milo and X.
	I can't even remember my fucking handle.
	There you go.
	I'm going to find you, brother.
	DJ Academics.
	All right.
	That's it.
	All right.
	I'm going to be walking through Miami for days, just kind of like staring into the middle distance.
	Like, just completely lost in it.
	Dude, for months, we haven't been able to get a panel to all-name three countries.
	For what stuff, in a while, fuck.
	Yeah.
	And I tried, though.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	All right.
	Love you guys.
	I'll be back to cook the losers tomorrow at 7 or 8 p.m.
	And then go check out Milo.
	Go check out Academics.
	All of these Instagrams are below.
	Go ahead and send them a dick pic.
	I'm sure they would love it.
	I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
	Peace.

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