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Porn Star With 2001 Bodies Wants To Be Wifed?!
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And we are live with guys.
Well, we're going to fresh Fresh Hip Fit Podcast after our session.
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
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All right.
And we are live with it, guys.
Well, we'll see the first shape podcast after hours, man.
Uh, as you guys know, we're in a transition period, man.
We're switching over um, doing all the live streaming on after hours and the dating shows, et cetera, on uh rumble and kick.
So I think today is first day one of uh doing this experiment.
So uh glad to have you guys here.
It's Monday, it was really bad storm.
So we did a great calling show of Cars Finance Real Estate for Money Monday.
So, guys, an episode is really good.
Yes.
Uh, you know, those calling show people asked a bunch of good questions about cars.
If any of you guys want to buy cars, please don't buy a lot of people.
We're doing these Money Monday calling shows now where you guys could be able to call in and ask your questions uh before you make a big financial purchase, anything else like that.
Hopefully we can help save you guys some money.
Hope you guys make some money.
And then also, um, I'm trying to think what else.
You're gonna be flying out.
Oh, yes.
Uh so September 11th, guys.
I'm gonna be in Asheville, North Carolina.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What am I in?
September 11th.
911.
Some jokes just write themselves, bro.
An Arab on the...
I'm on a plane on 9-11, bro.
Some jokes are right themselves, bro.
Isn't a bad luck to fly out on November 11?
I told you guys I'm doing day before.
Wait, they numbered number in, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna be in uh North Carolina.
Uh I'm gonna be doing some uh discussions on 9-11 over there.
I'm gonna do a speech and all that, so it's gonna be a good time.
Wait, Wednesday?
Um that means you're leaving Wednesday?
Yeah, Wednesday night, probably.
Or or at the latest Thursday morning.
But whatever.
We'll see.
We'll see.
It's North Carolina, so not far.
Yeah, uh nobody gonna hijack that.
You gonna do a speech on a plane?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no!
That was good!
That was good!
That was not art school!
Horror art school!
Yeah.
What does Hitler have to do in 911?
That was random as shit.
He didn't watch the he didn't watch the Ryan Dawson documentary.
Only I watched it.
Oh.
Ah, well.
Anyway, yeah.
So yeah, guys.
Uh 9-11, I'll be in uh Asheville, North Carolina.
We'll be talking about that.
We'll talk about how the Jews were involved in 9-11.
And I don't gotta worry about uh whatever, because we're not on fucking YouTube, man.
We're on Rumble only.
So you could go ahead and say the crazy shit we want to say now.
Um and then also I covered earlier, guys, as you guys know, um, there was an attack in Jerusalem earlier today.
I covered that on my uh show as well on OSS and also on uh Gaines X. So I covered that.
So uh yeah, Chris, what about you?
Oh no, uh there's repeats on the panel.
Why do you bring the red hair back?
Uh only fans, uh they like them.
I know they still DM them anyways.
Guys, you know, it's Monday.
Shout out to the girls.
It's raining as fuck in Miami, man.
Is what it is, man.
You know, the girls are still partying, hung over from last night, booby trap.
Man, we lit, man.
Some money.
It's not complaining, niggas alright.
So, anyways, um Where can they find you?
Find me on Aaron Poxton on all platforms, including OnlyFans.
Wait, what?
And um collapse.
No, I'm just talking.
Oh my god.
Other than that, so collabs.
Go ahead.
Oh, go ahead.
He's not joking until they say yes.
Can you imagine him with a collapse?
Put it in.
I'm drunk.
Oh my god.
Nigga, I don't know you were talking, nigga.
Hopefully they can see you.
So shout out to the chat, man.
Let's get it.
All right.
All right, ladies.
Welcome to the show officially.
Uh guess some repeats here, but it's that's fine.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
And if you want to, of course.
You're about to go.
Welcome back to the show.
We'll start here.
Hey.
She belongs to the street.
So name, age, we do for a living.
Red Eevee.
And it's not midnight yet, so I am still 25.
I do only pens.
And real estate.
The worlds cannot collide.
Still single?
Mm-hmm.
How's that going?
It's alright.
Um, okay, uh parents together?
No.
Birth control?
No.
Highest education level.
Um, I dropped out in middle school, but then I got a GED, and then I graduated college.
And what's your background?
Just white.
What's my what?
Background, like white.
Very pale, yes.
Basic bitch.
What did you get to your bachelor's in?
Um, I went to a college in New York to get a culinary degree for nutrition.
Right.
And then where are you from Mercy?
Fort Lauderdale.
Alright.
Cool.
What about you?
My name is Bells, and I'm in motorcycle mechanic.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
So it's it's Bell's.
Yeah, but you originally from?
I'm from Maine.
Okay, what part of Maine are you from?
Portland.
Okay.
Um you live here now or are you just here on visiting?
Uh I live in Orlando right now.
Okay.
Um you're a mechanic.
Yeah.
Motorcycle.
That's crazy before a girl.
Wait, you know what?
Uh show me your nails.
Let me see.
No, show your nails.
No, no, show me your nails.
You want proof, Chris?
No proof.
Oh, they're fucked up.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, she works.
She works.
We believe her.
She had like good nails.
Oh my nah, she capped as fuck, man.
Okay, uh, any type of mechan uh motorcycles you work on specifically, Harley or I work on uh BMWs and Triumphs.
What's your favorite?
BMWs.
Some G shit.
Okay.
Alright.
Uh highest education level completed.
Trade school?
Um high school.
But you know, you went to trade school, right?
To be a motorcycle mechanic, I'm assuming?
No.
No?
I never got a degree in it.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
No.
And then Brooke Go for you?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah?
Alright.
And then I'd say race is white.
I'm Italian, but yeah, white.
Bro.
Italiana.
What about you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Sorry, sorry.
We had some issues in the back because you were speaking so damn low.
Um anyways, uh sorry, you took bikes, right?
Yeah.
And uh your clients are men, right?
Men and women.
And women?
Alright, so what's the body count?
No comment.
No comment?
Is that high?
It's like six or seven.
Come on, man.
I can add your dad to the list.
Oh let's go!
Woo!
When you find him, let me know.
If you find him, let me know.
Oof.
That boy cooked himself.
Myself?
Hey, I don't fucking know, bro.
Yeah, like let me know, man.
You do me a favor.
Huh?
He liked that one.
I mean, yeah.
That's buddies.
It was okay, but seriously, your body count.
Seven.
Oh, so one of one.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, your dad jokes?
Hey, let's learn right now, okay?
That was funny because the nigga said his mom was a thought before.
Yeah, yeah.
She a thought that.
No, no, no.
Listen, uh let's not go there.
You know what I said.
She belongs to the speed.
Chris, nigga.
You said it were bar for bar, nigga.
No, okay.
No, not bar.
Don't, don't.
Let's not go there fresh and mark, please.
Thank you.
Alright, that's my mom.
That's my mom, okay?
Bro, we heard you nigga.
When you said that shit, man.
No, no, no.
We heard you.
Nah, man.
That's that's not how it goes.
So anyways, all right, Chris.
It's alright, Bella.
It's okay.
Alright.
Gotta have a body count.
No, you said something else before.
What about you?
Yeah.
Malia.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
I didn't remember her at all.
That's my fault.
Alright.
Uh how old are you?
26.
Where are you from?
Chicago.
Alright.
I coach and place the top 1% of women in high ticket sales.
I work for Daniel G. He's the number one sales coach in the world.
Was I here that episode?
No.
That's why I remember you, because I wasn't here.
Sales coach?
Uh yeah, okay, cool.
That's that makes sense now.
Wait, uh, who's here though?
It was me?
Me and Mario?
You were there.
Oh me?
You were there.
He was there, Chris.
Uh I was probably late.
Your dad wasn't but you were there.
You were drinking for sure.
Oh no, yeah, I should also be there.
Oh, I was there.
Oh yeah, you was definitely there.
Fresh.
What's her dad?
What the fuck?
Nigga, what the fuck?
Okay then.
He passed away, nigga.
You don't know how that goes.
What?
You don't know him.
Nigga, fuck.
Yeah, dude.
When I was a kid.
Alright.
Alright, cool.
Uh highest education level completed.
Associates.
Alright.
Uh what'd you get in?
Business management.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Oh.
Seeing people?
One person.
Not people.
She had to think about it.
She's like, uh we'll say single.
Do we say there's somebody?
I don't know.
Uh oh.
Uh seeing one person.
Something like that.
How'd you guys meet?
In Wynwood.
Don't worry.
Typical love story.
Okay.
Okay.
At the club?
Oh, so you live here in Miami now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Miami Beach.
Alright.
Uh birth control for you?
No.
Alright.
And then do you like go back and forth or like you live here permanently now?
Permanently now.
When'd you move to Miami?
For better opportunities.
No, I mean when?
When?
Oh, uh a year and a half ago.
Oh, okay.
You've been in a minute then.
Good choice.
Alright.
Yeah.
Uh ethnic background.
My mom's Italian, Mexican, and my dad's European.
Alright.
Two Italians?
How many parents you got?
Mamma mia.
Uh what about you?
What's your name?
Wait, hold on, body count.
DVD.
I mean, Chad said you're you were a side chick or something like that?
Well, no, no.
You were a side chick?
Yeah, Chad was saying that.
No, no, no, no.
She's from Chicago.
We meant body count as in sexually, not violently.
Wait, they said she's a Jew?
No, she's not Jewish.
Wait, are you Jewish?
No.
No.
Yeah, I don't know why they're saying I don't know.
Alright.
Alright.
Might be the nose.
Yeah, maybe yeah.
Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
I'm Gabby.
Alright, how old are you, Gabby?
I'm 23.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from New Hampshire, but I live in Atlanta.
Oh shit.
She likes to.
She fucks niggas.
New uh Wyndham.
Windham?
Okay.
How far is that from your hometown?
Mari.
Nah.
It's kind of far.
Um.
Where you're like maybe an hour and a half from Boston.
Yeah, maybe 45.
Not far.
Okay.
Uh you said you live in Atlanta now?
Yes.
Now you like that?
I don't.
I don't blame you.
I wouldn't want to live there either.
Too many niggas.
Too many niggas.
Are you like double check and make sure?
Like a black people there, bad.
They're all dangerous, man.
They're all right.
Yeah, bro.
It's definitely dangerous.
I don't stay in the city anymore.
I just moved to Beauford.
Can't relax around the blacks.
Alright, what do you do for work?
I'm a bartender.
How dare you?
Okay.
Yeah.
Bro, being in Atlanta as a bartender.
You know niggas don't tip.
Yo, because Hennessy, you knew that.
Right now.
Yeah, but that's not how they sound.
Yeah, no, yeah.
I'm adding something to it, okay?
I don't want to sound like a nigga, bro.
Uh I mean I am, but the point is I just added to it.
That's all.
Yeah, first subject.
Move along, bro.
Move along, bro.
Move along.
Alright.
Um, so you're a bartender.
Alright, what do you do for highest education level?
I got my G E D. Okay.
Uh relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Brother Good Drive Real?
Sorry?
Birth good.
Are you on birth control or no?
No.
And then white?
Yes.
Uh what made you go from New Hampshire to Atlanta?
Uh my ex.
Okay.
Yes.
It was a good question.
It makes sense.
It does make sense.
Maybe she moved to it.
Bro.
I mean, that was kind of assuming that she was a nigger fight.
Yeah.
You guys should have been known that.
Yeah.
I knew what type was, bro.
Did he go?
It was just monkey time.
Did he go gay?
So what do you think?
Did the ex go gay?
Why'd you go break up?
Why'd we break up?
Um he was a piece of shit.
Of course.
Well, he's black, so he's like, yeah, yeah.
Was he a criminal or what was he doing?
No, he was just not a good person.
Were you scammer shit?
No.
He just wasn't a good person.
Wait.
Hey, give us a day.
Like, what do you do that made him a not good person, for example?
He was just, he was just not a kind.
He wasn't a kind person.
He just didn't have a kind heart.
He was He was an asshole?
Yeah, he was an asshole.
Damn, how long do you have to be with him to figure that out, bro?
You normally know that in a couple days, man.
Yeah, I was young and dumb and in love.
So we've all been there.
We've all been.
How long are we all together?
Five years.
Damn.
Damn.
So you left.
You graduated high school and just went with him then, probably.
I well, yeah, I wanted I moved to Florida right after high school.
I got my GD.
I moved to Orlando.
And then I met him online.
And he was only a couple hours away.
And I don't know, we linked up one time.
You met him online?
Yeah, on Instagram.
Instagram, see?
On Instagram?
The biggest dating app in the world.
What is he what does he do for like what does he do for a living?
I don't know what it does now, but back then he was a chef.
That boy cooked you.
That was a good one, sir.
I'm just saying.
That was a good one.
Cool.
Um But you're you're Italian, right?
Yes.
Three Italians.
Yeah.
Alright.
Mamma!
Damn, okay.
So he was a chef and he just wasn't nice, I guess.
He was just not a good person.
This is yeah.
You gotta give us an example.
Like, was he a criminal?
Was he like, did he smack you or something?
Like, what do you do that made him a bad person?
I don't tip the waiter.
Like, what yeah, yeah.
He was just not a he just wasn't a good person.
He had he was not nice to people to me.
Um, to my dog, which should have told me a lot.
If you mean the dogs, you're a fucking.
Yeah, if you're a mean to animals, you're gonna be a good one.
What kind of dog are you got?
I have two petties.
Damn, surely it's black.
Two picks.
Come on, man.
That's crazy.
Wait, you drive?
Bro.
Sorry?
You do uh uh do you drive?
Do I drive?
Yeah.
Yes.
Uh what car do you have?
I have a Toyota Cam ray.
Yeah, okay, it's black.
Alright, alright, cool about it.
She's blacker than me, bro.
I know, bro.
What the fuck is that?
Two Atlanta.
Lives in Atlanta?
Wow.
Bro, she's blacker than me.
We're white.
Yeah.
Compared to her.
Wait, hold on.
Yo, Tariq, my acceptor.
Wait, Henny or uh tequila?
I like whiskey.
Oh yeah, she's black.
I don't drink henny, but I like whiskey.
Yo, Mario, she's foundationally black.
dark, yeah.
Is that a black thing?
It's dark.
I thought Hennessy was a black thing.
Yeah, but it's dark liquor.
So what?
Is that what black people drink is dark liquor?
Yeah.
That shit's strong as fuck, bro.
Yeah.
Whiskey.
A lot of white dudes drink whiskey too, though.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean.
How's it make you feel?
Warm.
I like that feeling.
It's a nice feeling.
Inside warm.
Women don't normally drink whiskey though.
Like, who taught you that?
Your dad or?
I just, out of all the alcohols that I've tried, I like whiskey the best.
That's an acquired taste.
Wait, like by itself on the rocks?
Yeah, on the rocks.
I like the whole thing.
I like old fashioned.
So she.
You like it too, right?
Whiskey?
Yeah, I like old fashions too.
Our girls don't fuck around, man.
Don't drink beer too?
I don't like beer, no.
I don't know.
You?
I drink beer, yeah.
What do you drink?
Ticula.
Typical.
Spick.
Spook.
Yo, being free on rubble as fuck.
I can just say all the racial shit I want to say, probably.
What do you drink?
Water.
Fag it.
Go on.
I drink water.
I guess I'm fagg as well.
But alright.
Alright.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
That was fun.
Um, so what about you?
Wait, oh my body count.
Oh, yeah, body count.
No, don't be black bella.
Don't lie.
Huh?
For me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twelve.
I believe her.
Twelve niggas?
You believe it?
Like five years.
Hold on.
Is it niggas though or is it white people too?
Why does it matter?
Why is that?
That's a big difference.
What's the difference?
It's a big gap.
If you know what I'm saying.
Explain the gap.
Come on, man.
I don't want to say this show in public.
Go ahead and say it.
Come on, say it fresh.
Niggas are different than Wiggers.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's not the same size.
I mean, I guess it depends on the person.
How about females though?
How about you?
No, we don't count females.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't count.
Yeah, she's been with me.
How's that?
It was great.
Okay, awesome.
So okay.
12 niggas, or right?
Do you count that six and seven for her is one?
No, she's eight if we count her.
Oh.
Oh.
Fantastic.
Well, Chris is 12, bro.
It's 12.
Oh, yeah, 12.
Gotcha.
So wait, you were asking about the racial breakdown of the self?
Yeah, he just wants to know what the were they half black, less black.
One, two.
I mean, it's a mix.
There's a mix of a lot of different things in there.
Why?
Why does that matter?
Just curious.
Okay.
Because I'm part of it.
It's a gang called BBC Gang.
We're taking over the world.
Yeah, he's black himself.
He's trying to see if you would if you would match.
That's why.
He likes the white girls.
Okay.
Sometimes welcome back.
Hey, I'm Nina Valentine.
Is that your wait?
Is that your always the same name?
Well, my Instagram was different, but that was always my name.
Gotcha, okay.
How old are you?
I'm 23.
Where are you from?
What's the pause, nigga?
I'm from Pennsylvania originally.
Alright, what part of Pennsylvania?
Pittsburgh.
Alright.
But you live here now?
Yep.
Alright.
What do you do for work?
I do OnlyFans.
She belongs to the streets.
Wait!
I forgot about that shit.
How's education silver completed?
I have a bachelor's degree in marketing.
Okay, where'd you get it from?
Um, a university.
Called Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania.
Slippery Rock.
Oh wait, Slipper Rock University in Pennsylvania.
Wait, it's literally called Slippery Lock Rock.
I'd be mad as hell.
Could you imagine?
You put that shit on your fucking resume?
What'd you go to school?
I graduated from Slippery Lock Rock University.
The first interview I did out of college.
They were like, is that a real college?
And I was like, Kaiser.
Slippery rock.
That sounds like a poor movie.
What'd you get the degree in?
It's actually legit.
Marketing.
Wow.
It's legit?
It's a legit university.
I thought she was trolling.
Um relationship status?
Uh I just got a dog.
You fuck your dog?
Whoa, whoa.
Oh shit!
I mean, listen.
Uh different strokes.
Only friends?
No.
Different strokes.
Alright.
Apparently not.
Uh are your parents together?
Um, my mom passed away, but my daughter's remarried.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, nigga?
That's fucked up.
Mark, don't look at him like you know you wanted him to play that.
Yo, come on, man.
It's too early, bro.
Why are you looking at you started?
You know you wanted to play.
You know you want him to play that.
No, I did it.
Don't mind him.
You just fucking asshole.
Yeah, don't worry.
He's he doesn't have a dad, so.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't either though, so there you go.
I'm tossed.
Birth control for you.
No, no birth control.
Alright.
Yeah, your number time.
And then uh white.
Yes.
Cool.
Cool.
I think uh no black girls, W. Yeah, yeah.
Before white girls.
Well, you can come out as white.
With the makeup.
Oh no, actually, no, she's white.
No, she's Italian, and what was the other one?
Mexican?
BOMBOCA!
I mean European.
There you go.
Let me go chat.
Hey, no niggers tonight.
Um, all right.
Uh what do we got uh up next?
We got some chicken.
You guys want to throw a roman up with me or no?
Anybody want to throw a room?
Throw what?
A Roman.
Yeah.
It means good luck.
Before the show.
No?
Like I'm gonna go.
We'll do whatever you want.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Roman!
Is it bad?
No, it's not bad.
It's good luck.
It means you love your people.
No, it's not.
What?
It's literally for the Jews.
It's not.
It's not for the Jews, man.
It's five bad.
Come on, man.
It's not for the Jews.
Join the party.
We're all cooked.
Alright, um.
Alright, nobody wanted to do it.
Alright.
That's fine, whatever.
Okay.
Cool.
Ryan Smith.
Ryan Smith, uh, gifted a sub, bro.
Yo, Rumble is way better, bro.
Shut up.
Man, we can do what we want.
Um, okay, another day, another panel of delusional 304s being delusional preaching why they deserve a high value man.
With a box that see more visitors than Fresh's balcony.
What the fuck?
Dude's name is Nate Higgers.
And ladies, remember, once you go black, we don't want you back up.
Who are you people, bro?
Who are y'all niggas, man?
That's crazy.
Wow.
Nate Higgers.
Alright, that'd be racism, bro.
Fresh updates.
Chris, say this twice.
You can't say it's slow.
Go, Chris.
Uh strips, split, spritz, strick, strips.
I mean scripts.
Wait, no, again, again, you got it right.
Split, spritz, strick, strips.
I mean scripts.
Look at that screen.
You said the same word five times.
Yeah, scripts, man.
Scripts, man.
Scripts, man.
Hey, listen.
I said it wrong because it's so far away, man.
Yeah, what do you mean it's so far?
Come on, bro.
I'm blind.
I'm seriously.
Oh wow, there's not one black in the panel tonight.
There's like a heaven set from God itself.
Thank you, Lord.
No headaches in Jesus' name.
Amen.
Thanks, your boy Lem.
Uh yesterday, you said the Ukrainian girl died due to lack of racism.
Today we found out she has a BLM poster in a room.
Oh shit.
Wait, who died?
That's why?
The the girl from Ukraine.
Oh on the train.
The the fucking dude that stabbed her.
Oh yeah.
She wasn't racist.
Wait, was that on the bright line?
Yes.
But she had a BLM thing on her in her room, which means that she like supported the niggs.
And then they stabbed her.
That's crazy, bro.
That's wild, bro.
Yeah, that was random too, wasn't it?
Yeah, bro, for no reason.
Yeah, like the guy with the dreads, yeah.
I'll tell you this, I got black fatigue, bro.
Listen, bro.
Uh I got everything.
I don't know how you do it, bro.
Me?
Yeah.
I don't know how you do it, man.
I'm tired of the blacks and the Jews, bro.
They're the two races I I am tired of the most by far.
Yeah.
Well, you niggas all getting nervous now.
No, no, I'm cool, bro.
I mean, I do my nigga sweating the back of shit, like sweat as shit.
Well, rumble only faggots.
We can say what we want, finally.
We don't gotta worry about fucking gay ass you too.
Hey, listen, man.
I'm good, man.
This is coming.
I'm about to die, Myron.
You can say what you want.
I'm with you, man.
We.
What do you mean we?
Who's uh Fresh used to ride bikes?
He could take you on a ride, but think about this.
Your species got him and crashes.
Women need to be banned from the road.
Damn, what are your thoughts on that?
You're trying to say women can't drive uh cars or ride motorcycles.
Yeah.
Woman suck at driving.
Sorry, guys, but they didn't.
Alright, she's based.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, so it's more girls um getting the bike spicks?
Okay.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Like crashes and shit.
At least she knows the truth, you know?
That's good.
So, wait, what made you come to the realization?
Because not many women say that that women suck at driving.
How'd you find this information out?
Yeah, tell us.
Every time I'm on the road, it's usually a fucking blonde driving like this.
Oh.
Wait, when you're on your bike?
When I'm on my bike, usually when people pull out, it's usually blind a female?
It's usually blonde females driving like fucking Karen's.
Bro, all of my accidents?
Yeah.
Oh.
I was in like three car accidents this moment.
Wait, you you were driving?
Yeah, like rear-ended a couple people.
Remind me never to get in a car with you.
GTA shit.
Yo.
Hey, bitch.
She just pulled up part of that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah.
That's exactly why.
She's trying to get her watching level up, bro.
Yo, bro.
Are you okay?
Chris, her insurance is gotta be skyrocketed, bro.
No, nobody cares.
They're like, that's fine, sweetie.
Oh, you're hot.
They let you go?
All the time.
What'd you do for them?
Nothing.
You didn't get him blowdrop?
She knocked on what?
No, she farming right now, for only five.
Yeah, it gotta be forming.
She farm for only five right now, man.
Stop lying, bro.
Okay.
Uh so you said you ride a motorcycle, you said every time you ride that you uh every time you've almost gotten hit, it's been a female.
Yeah, actually, every time I've been in an accident, it's been a female.
Damn.
See?
Women really can't drive.
Yeah.
Get off the road, man.
Back in the kitchen.
Said a ribbon let him drive recently.
Yeah.
Stupid.
Why?
They're trying to modernize, bro.
Like Dubai?
That's precisely what they're trying to do, yeah.
That's why they're gonna take the guys of strip too.
They want to make that era money, man.
Okay, what's up next?
Wow.
No fucking hippos eating the watermelon nigarellas.
Uh next, Ryan Smith.
Zane says, BA in marketing.
She marketed that pussy alright.
That's the point.
I had to use my degree somehow.
I'm dead.
Yo, they're about to they're about to just roast the whole time on this thing, man.
I can already tell, bro.
You guys are assholes, man.
Yeah, you guys are fucked up, bro.
I wonder why.
These are here that's in the white Chris.
I wonder why.
I gotta be nicer.
Yeah, facts.
Wait, what?
What?
Are you sorry?
I'm just kidding.
Oh, okay.
Tell him rage bait.
He's joking.
Uh what else do we got?
You got me four, though.
That was it?
That was everything.
Alright, so we got a video to play here.
Hey guys, if you guys don't need our castle club, uh, every chat gets read.
So uh get in there, guys.
Also, FF Super Chat.com.
Weapon.
What?
What?
We was raise limits.
We'd be raising the limits.
We we we raise the limits, remember?
Oh, yeah, oh y'all raise the limits on him?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
That's fine.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
We bring Jewish.
I like it.
You like it?
Uh yeah.
The limits are hired up for your poor dick because they can't get involved.
But um, but what's the limit now?
Right now for um castle club slash locals, it's ten dollars.
Okay.
But 30 if it's questions.
Okay.
And for Rumble, it's still um 20 dollars across the board.
And it'll be 50 later on.
Alright.
Gotcha.
So get to 20 in now.
So, ladies real quick on the panel.
Uh obviously, dating nowadays is tough.
We've all been through it.
Uh, especially you two.
But let's say there's a guy out there that you meet that's gonna pay all your bills.
You just quit working your job, he'll take care of you.
Give me one reason why you would leave that guy.
Whether he's cheating or maybe he doesn't give what you what you want in terms of like sex.
Why'd you leave that guy paying all your bills?
And we'll start right here.
He's old.
Okay, so if he's old.
But then why would you get who him in the first place?
Never mind.
So give me give me like an actual tangible thing that's like he did XYZ.
That's why I left.
Um probably if he wasn't ma I don't masculine enough, but I guess doing all that would be masculine.
Maybe he just wasn't fucking me.
He's only paying bills, that's it.
Oh, he's not fucking?
No, he is, but like that's the main thing he's doing for you.
Why would you leave him?
Why would I leave him?
Well, is he a good person?
He just pays your bills.
But he's not a good person.
That's more of a nuanced.
Let's just focus on he's a chef from Atlanta.
There you go.
He's a chef from Atlanta.
Kicks your pit bulls because they bite him.
Oh, oh.
Not my dog.
I don't know.
I'm bored.
Maybe he's like lying.
He's like cheating, he's uh hiding stuff behind your back.
He's doing drugs.
Well those are clear reasons why you would leave somebody.
I'm looking for an non-obvious reason.
Let's put it this way.
It's your dream guy, basically.
Pits all your bills.
Why would you leave?
Why would I leave?
Just one.
Maybe he stopped trying.
Um he cheated.
Cool.
Alright.
For you.
Yeah, if you cheated.
Really?
Pin all your bills.
Everything's taken care of.
Once you're you're gonna leave.
I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Did the chef cheat on you?
Yes.
Is that the reason you left him?
How'd you find out?
Um, just the phone.
Oh, you saw his phone?
Was she black?
Cheating.
Was the girl black that cheat on you?
I actually don't remember.
I wasn't so much worried about the girl at the time.
I just saw the messages.
So was the name?
I don't remember.
Lashonda.
I was always those ones, bro.
Yeah.
Alright.
For you.
Why would you leave your your man, your dream man?
Cheating.
Cheating.
Just lying and hiding things.
So lying.
Okay.
Well, this video here illustrates um a guy making a lot of money that apparently um paid all the bills and eight years later, his wife left.
And we got uh real quick, we got uh Falcon Bane, dumbass in the chat again.
Hey, you got cooked earlier and you're back here, you fucking faggot.
Welcome back to the show.
Fucking retard in the chat.
Why come back though?
I don't know, bro.
We got a lot of niggas that watch that hate us.
Well I know bro.
Why do you niggas watch us when you hate us, bro?
I don't understand.
There's no better late night show in the world, so I see why you come back.
Yeah, but he's a faggot though.
Yeah.
Huge fucking fag.
Alright.
Here we go.
Shut up.
Alright, boy.
Truth.
Yep.
I'm 34 years old.
Have you ever proposed to a woman before?
Yes, I did.
And how did that turn out for you?
Stupid.
Newly divorced.
How long was your marriage?
Eight years.
What do you think caused your uh eight-year marriage to deteriorate?
You know, it's one of those crazy things, man.
People can wake up and say, I don't want to do this.
No matter what's built, no matter what legacies are in place, you know.
It's one of those situations where you can't control people, right?
I can't control you.
I can't make you do something you don't want to do, so you know I mean but did you provide in your relationship first month?
Quit your job.
I'm here, I'm taking care of this.
So I ain't had to see a bill in eight years, you know.
So even though you provided a hundred percent, the marriage still fulfilled.
Yeah, man.
Married people want to be single, single people want to be married.
Rich people want to be poor, poor people want to be, you know, rich.
Rappers wanna be athletes, athletes wanna be rap.
You know, it's the other side look appealing.
You know what I'm saying?
And to people who marry for a long time, you start hanging out with your single friends, you might miss that lifestyle.
A lot of women don't want to be kept put up for real.
So was it you or your wife that files for divorce?
All that's uh but as a man, how do you handle the mental shift of building a life for eight years with someone to know just being back on your own?
It wasn't an easy process.
Was in a house for the first four months trying to figure out what the hell.
You know what I mean?
Like one of those situations, like yo, is anything not repairable these days?
If this is not this and that, let's let's work it out, let's fix it.
At the end of the day, man, that ain't what individuals wanted to do, man.
So you know I got no choice but to accept it and move on with my life.
What's your age?
I'm 34 years old.
So in your opinion, why do you think his girlfriend left him?
Sorry, his wife left him.
Probably saw the better side of life and got maybe a little bit frisky, I would think, with seeing all her their single friends and stuff like that.
Maybe getting a little bit bored.
Being like, maybe I should be cheated better.
Okay.
Maybe she got bored.
Eight years in.
Maybe she got bored.
But pin all the bills, whatever she wants, taken care of.
She gets bored.
Maybe, I don't know.
Okay.
He probably wasn't doing enough.
Paying the bills don't just do enough, you know.
So well, clearly he said whatever she wants.
Taken care of, quit your job.
I got you.
Maybe he didn't show affection.
Maybe he didn't care to ask about her dude.
Okay.
The little things that matter.
So if he wasn't involved in her emotionally, he was just financially taking care of her.
And that, I mean, that's not really taking care of her We don't have any we don't have a lot of information.
But that's huge.
It's huge, yeah, absolutely.
Paying all her bills.
Well for eight years.
Being emotionally taken care of.
If you're in a relationship where you don't feel like you have a connection with somebody, then I mean it's kind of not even a relationship.
Despite the bills being paid or whatever.
I wouldn't stay.
Okay.
Um he said they were together eight years, so I'm sure that's a long time with somebody, and he probably wasn't putting as much effort as forward, maybe as she wanted.
Myron, what do you think that his girlfriend is what wife left him?
Uh probably being around her single friends.
What did it?
Yep.
I'd wear two things.
Either you cheated, she found out, or girlfriends, like you said earlier.
But then I wonder, okay, eight years with somebody like that.
You go to somebody else.
Won't you be bored as well?
Or the same thing might happen again?
Well, women are just never satisfied.
Yeah.
I think it's also because women are told that they should be happy at all times, no matter what.
And they should pursue that happiness at any cost necessary, whether it's destroying relationships or families.
Right?
So I think you know, the men will just you know, men will be unhappy to make their family happy, but women will make their family unhappy to make themselves happy.
That's kind of how it is.
So then the question is though, should we even get married nowadays?
So for example, it's not a good deal.
Whoever wants to be married.
I've already done that.
You want to be married?
You're cooked, nigga.
But here's the question, right?
Let's say get married to somebody for eight years, pay all the bills, and maybe I get tired from work and I can't really give her the connection like I used to, and she leaves me and divorces me.
I pretty much lose like half my money, but not divorce.
So is it worth it for the guy?
Hell no.
Um, but yeah, that's scary, bro.
Eight years down the pipe.
Yeah.
Um are baggy clothes making a comeback?
Yes.
Yeah, it's it's it's a fascism statement.
If you got money, bag is in.
So wearing because I've noticed that I've seen black people wearing black clothes again.
This it's a style, bro.
It starts with rockers and athletes and then goes down to like, you know, niggas with money.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But not he he is balling though, that guy is balling.
I've heard about him before.
What does he do?
Coaching.
And what?
I think it's something with finance.
But either way, though, bro, um, eight years is crazy.
Yeah, I mean, and the thing is, he got married young too, right?
So he's like 34, so that means he got married at like 26.
Yeah.
I mean, bro, uh, unfortunately, I I think nowadays, um it's not worth it for guys to get married anymore, bro.
It really isn't.
It's it's you don't get much benefit.
And then we don't even know if she took money from him.
I mean, I'm assuming since he's not mad, that she probably like just left or didn't like destroy him financially.
But I mean he was he was mature about it, man.
It is what it is.
I'm sure he gave her some things and said, listen, here's what this is for you.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
So it seems like it's amicable because he's peaceful about it, he's not mad so uh mature.
You know, but yeah, I mean, this is kind of the world that we're the sexual marketplace we're in now, is where women want to go ahead and you know, they they'll hang out with their single friends, their single friends will say, Oh, you could do better.
And I guarantee you in five, six years she's gonna probably regret leaving him.
Yeah.
You know?
So question why wouldn't you get married?
Why wouldn't I get married?
I mean, if the right person came along eventually, I'm sure.
But right now I'm just not interested.
So let's say you met the right person and he cheated one time.
You're out.
I mean, if he cheats, he's not the right person.
Things happen though.
People make mistakes.
People make mistakes, absolutely.
But if you love somebody, why would you want to have a chef got a provider now?
No.
You paid the bills?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, no wonder.
Yeah, no.
You can't cheat.
Yes.
You can't do both, nigga.
You gotta you gotta pay the bills if you're gonna fuck bitches, bro.
That's just how it works.
I don't mind taking care of myself.
Like I I'll do 50-50.
I at the end of the day, I'm gonna have my back.
So I don't need to rely on anyone for anything.
She'll do 50-50, but that means y'all are equal.
That means you can't tell her what to do.
That's what it means, pretty much.
50 50.
Why would I want someone that's gonna tell me what to do?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm absolutely gonna respect my partner and his wishes.
If he asks me not to do something, I will absolutely take it into consideration.
Okay.
But that's that's your member though.
It looks like depending on the half and half.
It depends on what he's asking me to do.
Yeah, like giving like it depends on the case.
So so get this, right?
Imagine I say, you know what, this is my girl.
Her needs are a part of my mission now.
And she's taken care of, right?
Financially, spiritually, you know, emotionally.
And you're gonna tell him, okay, well, listen, nigga.
I'm gonna do what I want, and I'll consider what you say to me.
That's not at all what I'm saying.
Okay, what are you saying?
I'm saying that I give an example.
Let's give her a scenario.
Okay.
You say you want to go out with your friends, and the guy tells you no, you're not going out with your friends.
Or like a trip.
Yeah.
I can't go on a girl's trip.
No.
See?
There you go.
What's the reason behind me not being able to do on the trip?
You need a reason.
Yeah, cook.
Well, of course.
You should know.
Okay, for example.
Does he not trust me enough to go on the girl's trip and not he doesn't trust me?
Well, I mean, it's not you per se, it's the environment.
You know what I'm saying?
The environment.
So 50-50, you're gonna question him.
Let's assume he took care of all the bills and he told you now you're staying home.
I mean, I'm I don't think I'd ever really let somebody tell me that I can't go on a vacation with my friend.
Alright.
If you don't trust me, then don't be with me.
Okay.
Can he go on a vacation with his boys though?
Yeah, absolutely.
If I trust someone, I'm asking.
Oh.
But you're asking me like if I told a girl she can't?
Yeah.
Of course.
You could still go?
Absolutely.
Why?
Men are superior to women.
Why?
Biologically, from a rational standpoint, we build and create everything.
We're leaders.
Women are designed to follow men.
That's just how it is.
Right?
If I fuck 10 bitches, it's not the same as you fucking ten dudes.
We're very different.
So if I go out on a boy's trip, right?
And I go, let's say I do the worst.
Let's say I smash a bunch of girls.
I'm still gonna come back and say, This is my main girl.
I don't give a fuck about these other bitches.
It's not gonna be the same if you go out and smash ten dudes.
Relationship's over.
Emotionally, yeah.
Because you have to get to a certain point to be able to do that.
Like, I always laugh women say ridiculous stuff like, Well, can you go on your guys' trip?
Yeah, fuck yeah, I'm a man.
We're not the same.
Can you go to a club for free?
Yeah.
Can I?
No.
Can you get on a yacht for free?
Yes.
Can I?
No.
Like, unless you're asked.
Can you get a date anytime that you want?
Yes.
Can I?
No.
So, like, when women have this whole like, oh, well, if I if you know, if if you can do it, I should be able to do it too.
No, that's just not how it goes, because there's a bunch of shit you can do that I can't.
To be fair.
Well, there's different standards for men and women.
Absolutely.
And this, and since there's double different since we're biologically different and there's different standards, there's certain things that women need to adhere to that men don't have to.
And I think a girl going on vacation with her friends, um, you know, to go to a like a sp like to party and shit like that, it could create problems.
I'll give you one example.
A friend of mine, his girl went to Bernie Man, right?
He told me, look, I I think it depends on the guy too.
Like, every guy's different.
Some guys might not care as much, but I do think that he should be able to say no if he wants.
And the girl stays.
Every guy's definitely some guy might say I don't give a shit.
She can go.
Whatever, okay, that's on you.
As long as the guy decides is my thing.
But you were gonna say burning man?
Something?
You said a guy went to burn a girl once a burning man or a guy went to Bernie Man?
Oh yeah.
So he's like, yo, listen, I don't want you going over there.
It's crazy.
A lot of shit happens over there, people die.
Right?
Fast forward now.
She goes to Bernie Man, people die.
It's sandstorming, raining over there.
She's like, babe, come help me.
He's like, nigga, I just hope you don't go there.
So they go get her?
No.
But but the point is that, like, damn.
She went, even though he said he didn't want her to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He pays all the bills.
So imagine that.
She could have died.
So.
Yep.
Alright.
What what about you?
If you're if I want your dream man.
Um what scenario would you do?
What if the guy what if the guy you're talking to right now?
He said, yo, I don't want you to do XYZ, what would you do?
If we're exclusive, I'm gonna listen.
If?
Yeah, if we're like together, like committed, I would listen.
Yeah, shit, stop these.
So wait, this Wait, so this guy, if he told you, hey, I don't want you to do something, you wouldn't listen to him then?
I would listen to him.
Okay, so you guys are committed then.
If we're committed, yes.
Are you all committed or no?
Just not.
No.
Yeah, it seems like no, bro.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Yeah, bro.
I'm listening to like five different views.
Your current man, sorry, that you're talking to, are you committed to him?
Yeah, I'm only talking to him.
Is he only talking to you?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Exactly that I know of.
Oh, okay.
So she answers the question the first time when she said commit if he's committed.
Yeah.
So yeah, if he told you don't go to the club and shit, you wouldn't listen to him.
You'd be like, nah, I'm gonna go.
Or you would ask him why you ask you might question him.
Yeah, he's not like that though, but yeah.
He is Not yet.
He's getting there.
Yeah.
Well, you should be worried.
You should be worried if he's not like that, actually.
It amazes me how girls like don't have the like if a guy's not telling you, like, yo, don't if he's not giving you instruction, they don't give a fuck about you.
We're not like at that point yet.
You get it?
So it's like how long I've been talking.
Two months.
Still new.
Yeah.
But he should by now know what it is.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Alright.
Alright.
For you.
What was the question?
So you're ideal man.
Um he told you you can't go on girls' trips.
For her brain right now, you know the fucking uh monkey with the fucking thing like this is just like that the whole time in her brain, bro.
Like, that's going on.
What's a lot of talking going on?
I'm not talking.
What was that?
What would you do?
If you're a man, so you can't travel or you can't really.
I would listen.
You listen?
Yeah.
Hands down.
Hands down.
I would listen.
Your last boyfriend.
Did he was he like a provider?
Was he woman taking care of you or are you taking care of him?
I took care of them.
Damn.
Damn.
Why does that happen, bro?
Like, bro, it is so common nowadays with these girls.
Society went to shit.
Yeah.
Men became weak.
Well, women became we yeah, we were taught that we need to go and be independent.
And that made men weak.
A lot of them in society.
Feminism.
Yeah, it sucks because we should be submissive.
Well, y'all wanted it, so you got it.
Yeah, you got the equality.
Don't you want to dig in?
You guys wanted to be liberated and be equal and make your own money and shit.
No.
And now look.
Yeah, now you guys uh turn to bitches.
Gotta work jobs and all this other stuff.
And fix bikes.
You know who's happy?
Do them in a job that's home with the kids.
Facts.
Does what she wants.
Cooks, cleans, and no care in the world.
But working, it's a fucking struggle.
Every day.
Like that shit fucking sucks for women.
I think.
Yeah, I mean.
It's feminism though.
You like working?
I hate working.
You like working?
I like to be able to take care of myself.
But do you like the Let's say you could let's say you could do it without working.
Would you do it?
Yeah.
Well everyone would.
Men, women, everyone.
I think the answer the question is would you prefer to be um a housewife?
I think is the real question here.
Than working your job right now.
Where you don't have to work, but you have all your bills in care of and you don't really have to worry about it.
Probably, yeah.
Would you be a housewife?
Thousand percent.
Negative.
Why you love it, man?
No, no, no, no, nothing.
Uh you?
Of course.
Yeah.
No.
You don't want to be?
No.
Why not?
I like working.
I like being able to do something with my life.
I can't just sit around.
I can't just sit around at the house.
Well, if you had kids, maybe.
If I had kids, that'd be different, right?
Yes, I would want to.
So you need like a hobby, basically.
Pretty much, yeah.
Okay.
Most like a repair.
Alright, but you just okay.
So it's not that you necessarily need a job.
It's that you just want to be able to do something.
Exactly.
I can't just sit around.
Well, you have kids.
You'd be busy with that.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
For you?
No, I wouldn't ever have too much fun.
Fucking?
I mean, I just have fun.
I mean, you can fuck with your man and be at home.
Three seasons.
Yeah.
Right.
So would you rather be home or rather be doing content?
Probably both, honestly.
I don't think I could ever stop.
I don't think I could ever stop.
Fucking is yeah, natural.
Way too much of an entertainment, I would say.
What's your body count on right now?
Like 2001.
Jeez God!
What the hell?
We're getting together tomorrow.
So it'll be a thousand years.
Yeah, tomorrow if you count the girls.
God!
Oh, that's just the guy?
Yeah.
2001?
2001.
And my name is Osama.
Damn, bro.
No!
My nigga!
Why did you say that?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
9-11, 2001.
Yeah, I just got the shower belt.
I'm gonna put like 10 girls in it, so that's gonna be a little bit higher.
Oh, 2000?
I get it.
2001.
See, who's the old you must have known this old one person?
Yep.
Uh uh.
I'm scared to ask.
We're good.
Thank you.
Well, I mean, I never know the exact count because I don't get all their names.
So we're gonna go with 2,000.
Oh, so it's more then.
How'd you add the one?
Yeah, because that's a very specific.
That's very specific, bro.
That yeah, it was crazy, by the way.
Crazy year.
That was a crazy year.
He was crazy.
It was a crazy one.
Okay, the greatest hits.
There you go.
No, you didn't.
You've been to show nigga.
Well, you didn't.
Can't make a joke.
Wait, wait, so like.
Actually, no, I I don't want to know.
And uh, she's 25?
No, I'm 27.
27.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26 with 2,000 old bodies, bro.
I've been working.
I can see that.
We can tell.
Yeah, you're going hard to pay her.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Are you still tight though?
Are you still tight?
Nope.
Very specific question.
No, she's not.
Nigga, because like, bro, that's a lot of hopes.
Sorry.
No, there's like there's like muscles that you can contract where like don't fully go there.
Alright, how many dudes?
Sorry.
How many women?
Maybe like a hundred.
Not as much.
Probably.
I have a whole bunch of different strats in my room.
There's a bunch of different sizes.
Oh, so this telling me to find out.
How tight you are?
Measurement.
What the fuck?
I have put one of those things where you can mold it before.
I've sold a few.
Yo, y'all niggas are weird, man.
Chris left the building.
I'm sorry.
He said she's disgusting.
Nah, you can Google your STD results though when you're like a professional.
You can actually just Google it.
There you go.
I've never had anything.
But you know, because girls are more clean than regular girls, of course.
They get tested.
Those literally just.
Like if you're a producer or a director or something like that.
Browsers won't hire anybody that has literally had an S T D ever.
So when you go and you search their name in the system, you can view all their test results for the past 10 years.
Oh damn.
Am I in around Keen?
W. I guess.
Um Jesus.
So uh everyone at browsers is Jewish.
I don't know about that.
I've heard that.
I have no idea.
You heard that?
Yeah.
I wouldn't know how to tell.
Jews are in the porn industry.
Did you know that?
Who?
Wait, what's it?
The Jews on the porn industry.
Then boys.
I don't know.
I'd my last scene was in a food truck outside.
It was really fun.
Yeah.
Is it a food truck?
Yeah.
We were outside.
Niggas was hungry.
We're not pussy bitch.
It was like Chipotle and everybody was eating Chipotle, and then the guy was like, um in the food truck.
And he's like, Do you want to get a discount?
And then it was really messed up.
It was in front of 20 extras.
It was the most awkward situation I've ever had in my life.
That's 20 extra.
There's 20 extras.
Like, you know how when you're on a movie set, there's extras?
There was 20 extras that were hired to make it look like it was a brewery with a food truck at the brewery.
So there was 20 extras that I had to do this in front of outside on lawn furniture and partially the ground.
What's the name of this this food truck?
So I never go there.
What the fuck is this?
I have no idea.
Was it food good?
Was it food good?
I don't know.
I'm vegan.
I didn't have any.
Oh.
Wait, you don't like meat?
No food went in my mouth that afternoon.
But his meat went in your mouth.
Pause.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm I'm I'm not hungry anymore.
2001?
2001.
Okay.
All right.
Chris.
Chris.
Well, we can we might as well ask this.
Alright.
When's the last time you smashed?
Two hours ago.
Fair.
No, it's true.
What about you?
Like three and a half weeks ago.
Cat.
That's too long, nigga.
Come on, man.
Three and a half.
Walking away.
Three?
Bring him out.
Bring him out.
Yeah, she's definitely lying.
Facts.
Alright.
You said three and a half weeks?
Yeah.
Because I've been traveling a lot.
Oh, yeah.
So you traveled smash?
No, I don't fuck people.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
What if you like them and you know them in the moment on the trip?
No, if I don't, if I don't.
If I'm not in a relationship, I'm not fucking someone.
Yeah, sure.
Put another hat on.
Okay.
What about you when's the last time you smashed?
Two months.
Yo.
I would die.
I have eight.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
This guy that you've been talking to, he hasn't smashed yet?
We've been on vacations and stuff.
It's like me not separate.
So it's been a thing.
I haven't seen him for two months.
So like what do you want from me?
I haven't toy.
I got a couple toys, but like, damn, I'm not trying to be on that on camera.
Thank you.
Wait, so this nigga's been talking to you for two months and he hasn't smashed.
No, because we haven't seen each other.
What's the last time?
How long?
Like two months ago.
Oh.
Nigga, she's single, man.
You're single.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah.
You're single.
That's why you get it now?
Yeah.
Okay.
But like you didn't.
Right.
I have toys, though.
I hate locking women, bro.
Questions.
They can't be straight up, like, straight up.
Like, what are you talking about?
Two months.
It's a long time.
So you don't for anybody in that time period?
No.
And I'm white, yeah.
I'm white.
Alright, what about you, Miss Elena?
What's the last time you smashed money?
Uh something like three weeks.
Yeah, sure.
And another one, bro.
Same same?
Like, damn.
Alright, what about you?
Seven weeks.
There's no way.
Yeah.
Why?
Why?
Because I'm scared.
Why didn't you just come to my house?
Scared of what?
Just once I like stop or start, I'm not gonna stop.
You can pick a side.
Listen, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, seven weeks.
There's no way.
Why?
Don't you do OnlyFans?
What happened?
What about like scenes for your content?
No, she's not mentioned.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, bad.
I ask me questions about it.
I don't ask you.
Yo, any time a girl says like over a week, bro, I don't believe it.
Yeah.
Why?
Because it's so easy for you guys to get laid, bro.
Like, that doesn't mean we want to.
Unless they travel, then maybe.
Nah, because it's not very many good options out there.
No.
Well, I look at it like a girl is never not fucking somebody, bro.
There's always somebody that they're smashing.
Could be a friend.
Could be a friend.
It could be a boyfriend.
It could be an extra something.
Like every uh yo, there's always somebody.
Most women.
Most of them.
For a lot, yeah, definitely.
Like, but not for all of us.
90, like 90 plus percent.
Not even not.
I mean, why use a toy?
We have the real thing.
Yeah.
Because you don't know they're messing with you.
Yeah, because the last 30 seconds, and then it's like, why did I even catch the body?
Well, I mean, toys have to be a good one.
Come on, y'all say that, but low-key, I'll be doing it.
Oh, yo, what are you doing tonight?
Pull up.
Oh, I'm I'm I'm free.
I'm gonna pull up on you.
Well, low key.
Sneaky links.
Y'all be doing that shit.
I'd rather use a tour, yeah.
Yeah, toys can't actually make you come in like a minute.
Or they can't.
But it's not a real thing, though.
I like to do it like.
Well, hold on.
I don't know what you're fucking, but real niggas can't.
Just saying.
No, they can't.
Bruh.
Chris.
Yeah.
I don't know your sex life, nigga.
But I'm sure you can attest to making bitches come, right?
I mean, what did it mean?
In less than a minute.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
In less than a minute?
Yeah.
I mean, and a day like Mario said it's a race, man.
Like, if what?
If you're all come, I'm like, listen, man, I'm about to come, so you got like two minutes.
Hey, listen, man.
Uh, I've been fucking you for about five minutes, so you know I got shit to do.
He's coped out at five.
No, no, no, I'm just like I'm getting there first.
Because first it's like, listen, we have sessions here, okay?
I'm not gonna sit there and fuck you for 20 minutes doing what, alright?
It depends hey, listen, man.
Five minutes go by pretty fast.
You're not gonna take your time.
He's capped at five minutes.
That's no, we have sessions here, okay?
I could do more, but it's if you're a safe link, I'm already bricked up already.
If I march over to my house for sex, right?
Okay, listen, I I didn't have time to put a different shirt on.
You gotta calm down.
Oh yeah, okay, that too, right?
But I'm saying is this if if you're a booty call, I'm gonna nut in like five minutes.
If you new girl, then I'm I'm gonna explore you.
You don't buy about 15, 20.
I ain't fresh fucking for three hours, man.
Fuck that shit, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, for me, you don't fuck with three yards.
Like, I gotta sign up for that shit, bro.
You got shit to do.
That's when I was broke, nigga.
Oh, okay.
That was one hour.
Alright.
One hour?
Okay, gotcha.
I think you still do like that.
Alright, chat, man.
Chat, man.
Five minutes of max or what's up, chat.
Damn.
Alright.
It's been a while though.
Yeah.
Burrough Alright.
Burro.
Alright, uh, what does Burrow say?
Tell Chris to stay quiet.
Set more throughout the week to keep him quiet.
Rather listen to Gordo, say shit.
Maybe he means uh Mo?
Alright, bro.
Nah, Chris is funny, man.
But listen.
I don't I give Chris a hard time on the show.
But without Chris, this would be better.
But no.
The point is like, what did you think?
Chris is funny as hell.
Wait, no.
This is funny as hell.
And he's one of the best producers in the world.
You did not just say that.
I'm trying, I'm chilling, I'm trying.
Chris, you're amazing.
Okay, I was about to say also, Wingman for Chris.
No, in general, You're a good wing man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, man.
You help my run out.
No.
That's such a good joke.
I ain't gonna- And you too, man.
What?
You too.
Thank you, man.
That's even better, though.
So boosted.
Alright, nigga.
It's your turn first.
Oh, that's what she did here.
How many nothings did a hindu do?
Fresh read it, nigga.
I said it, Nick.
No, you didn't do that.
How many did not?
Did it didn't do do?
If it didn't do didn't do nothing.
I did.
Easy.
Done.
That's easy, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, yours are hard as fuck, nigga.
Uh oh.
Finish working for the day.
But the five head next to Stevie Wonders, darkest vision.
Bounce the tits.
Eevee.
Hey.
And cotton candy next to Myron.
Do a spin for this for the podcast.
I'm pretty sure you did this like candy.
Oh my god.
Do a spin?
You're cutting candy.
Alright, so they want you to bounce your booze and they want you to do a spin.
Like it's it's gonna be a good one.
Do a twirl.
Yeah, they can do whatever they want.
Just don't let it fall out.
Yeah, don't twirl.
I gotta get water anyway.
Nigga, six.
Go to the camera.
Twirful what ass, nigga.
Oh, I wanna smack it.
Shit.
That was that white girl twerk.
I don't know a lot.
That was the whitest twerk I've ever seen in my life, bro.
I like it either.
I could do it better.
You can?
I believe.
I mean, sure, if you if you want to.
Right on the table?
On the table?
You know what?
Can I can I assume who's the best on the table?
Can I assume?
Yeah.
I think it's her.
Ooh!
I think it's her.
She got a little scared.
Twerker?
Yeah.
Like that's her, basically.
She's from Chicago.
I can do a little something.
Oh no, no, she's humble ones, you know?
The humble ones.
Are you uh do you want to show the chat?
Or no?
I ain't gonna do too much.
You're not all right.
Go ahead.
You could have some slight.
Yes, I know.
Come on, a little something.
Show us all the crazy.
Xbox 360.
Come on, man.
We should put ours together.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Oh god!
Oh shit.
God damn what's going on in Maine.
Yeah!
W Rumble streams.
W main.
Okay.
Alright, nigga, that's enough, niggas.
Oh, let's go.
Hey, hold on.
That's what goes out there in Maine, bro?
Hold on.
Take a flight.
No, it's New Hampshire.
Yeah, she's New Hampshire means.
You're right by my house.
Same difference.
So guys put in the chat.
Who twerk better?
Don't even twerk.
That wasn't even twerking.
You don't even give her a chance.
Okay, my brother.
Flights to New Hampshire.
Flights to New Hampshire.
You can stay at my house.
Yeah, my three are in New Hampshire.
Oh, you ballin', nigga.
Alright.
Uh yeah, chat.
This is this is uh dope content.
I bet I'm standing.
Chase and Chase the man um says, who would you rather date a man that makes 50k a year and will always be low and is five foot seven, or a man that is making 100k a year, six feet will cheat on you always.
Uh we'll start here.
Who would you rather date?
50k a year?
I don't think the money matters at all.
I got it.
But I would say the the height doesn't matter.
The probably the genuine person matters.
So 50k.
Sure.
10, 5, 0.
So money doesn't matter because you're gonna take care of it.
I would say like the more honest, like the if you want to go do something, just open your mouth and ask.
So whoever's whoever's the most honest.
Mm-hmm.
Honest, like trustworthy.
Even about little things, like, oh, did you chew the laundry?
No.
But let's keep it real here.
Most men are gonna lie to you.
So let's just do that.
That's what I'm saying.
The most honest one.
Let's go over this.
The young the 50k.
50k?
Mm-hmm.
50K.
You sure?
There's something like that.
We could get into stocks.
Nah, he's dead ass.
No.
Tired of working.
He said, This is my fucking career.
I'm done trying to level up.
Yeah, he's good.
Fuck America.
Yeah, he's happy.
50k?
Because I don't want to get cheated on.
Okay.
Okay.
Neither.
You gotta choose one so you heard it.
That money is not enough.
Pull up to the head.
Neither of them.
None of them.
I feel you.
No.
But for the example, who would you choose?
I believe in you.
You got this.
I mean a loyal one.
50K?
Yeah, that'll hurt though.
You gotta pay.
I ain't I mean, listen, he better he better be a trust lum baby at that point.
Barons can pay the rest.
Alright, so what's your uh the highest he can you know like the uh minimum he can cheat?
No, I said 50.
Oh, 50k?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, because you said uh that wasn't enough money.
Yeah, how much would be would be enough for you?
Like in it in my mail.
Yeah, like a you know, how much money?
200, 300, a million I think she wants 500k.
No, I mean that's excessive, but like me.
Yeah, like for him to cheat and come to you say they have to love you.
No, the cheating is not it.
That that is.
So yeah, you got no price.
So like it like cheating is off the wall for you.
Yeah, I wouldn't be with someone like that.
So what if he's like 500 mil a year?
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
I don't want to look stupid.
No, you might not just to keep it discreet.
No, I'm saying like I wouldn't want to be with someone that's known for cheating.
Like I'm not Yeah, but he but no one else would know.
It's just you would you and him would like you and him would know, and then his girl would know.
It's girls.
None.
No, I want to have kids.
Yeah, you can have kids with them.
Oh no.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Who'd you pick?
50k.
50K?
I definitely do a hundred thousand.
Okay, why?
Um because I'm cheating back.
That means I think somebody hit the uh soundbox.
No.
She popped that thing out.
Oh, there you go.
Stick it in.
Fun to hold.
Hundred K because if he's cheating, then I'm cheating.
But do you want to cheat?
56 foot and makes more money.
That that doesn't make it right though.
Okay.
There you go, fellas.
That's the answer for this uh question.
One more.
Zane too.
I'll save it for you.
Oh, that's for Myra?
Yeah.
Alright, what does it say?
It says this is a reading test for my.
Oh, I c I I don't know Arabic that well.
Yeah, so we'll Slum Lakeum.
Yeah, we're where's Myra?
Uh he just wants to go get some water.
Yeah, it was fine for us.
Cool.
Alright, um let's do the questions.
Can you get the questions, please?
Yeah, one more chance.
With the um pox.
Yep, got you coming right now.
There we go.
All right, we'll start with you.
You guys qu guys questions here.
See what you got.
That one's high writing is terrible, but it's fine.
We'll make it work.
Okay, uh, let's see here.
What's the most amount of people you've had sex within a day?
Oh my lord.
Or at one time.
There you go.
Um just come into that question, huh?
Um, go ahead.
In a day?
I think five.
Oh my god.
That shows a pain though, never again.
Because uh right.
Oh, yeah.
Five in one day?
I guess price was the question.
Never again, bro.
Uh oh wow.
Yeah.
I realize that I don't enjoy female company that much.
If I'm gonna be honest.
I really don't.
It's tough, man.
Tough.
Um dare you.
Realistically speaking, do you guys like hang out with girls?
Not many.
No.
There's not a lot of females that I get along with, actually.
There you go.
I don't like y'all either.
So yeah, man.
It's uh yeah, I I I think uh any guy that spends too much time with women, uh, there's probably something wrong.
Oh, this ain't capped.
They're saying cap to me?
Yeah, whatever, bro.
I mean Yeah.
Then I I guess I'm lying.
Yeah.
I'll take a line.
Um what's Arabic that was from Iron earlier?
I don't know what he's saying, but apparently he's a test for you.
Uh I don't know how to read, bro.
Stretch way.
I've been told you guys that I don't know how to read Arabic.
I can speak, but I can't read.
I don't know how that's a gotcha.
Alright.
Uh how can you tell if a girl's worth it?
For like a long term relationship.
What about this?
Nobody.
I I wrote the first question.
Of course you did.
You uh you're the one that wanna know how many smash smashed in a day.
Well, you didn't answer the question.
It was the most you did in a day.
Can't remember.
More than that.
Can't remember.
Yeah.
More than five.
Nah.
Yeah, well, I'm saying like here's the thing, bro.
That was like in a 24 hour span when I did the five, but it was like never bro, it was a pain in the ass, man.
It wasn't fun.
It was like whatever.
Yeah.
It's like it's 2017, 2018 ish.
While ago.
So how do you guys worth it?
How do you know?
Being asset versus liability.
I said that a bunch of times, but I truly do mean that.
Because I think most women are liabilities.
They come in and they don't really provide much value.
They give you a headache.
They don't really add.
They just take away.
Which is fine.
You know, I think it's in their nature to take.
Right?
I don't think uh you know, women are designed designed to provide for a guy, but it's the man's job to like kind of make the girl useful.
Also, not being a hoe.
Um be submissive.
And also as well, like playing the part because helping your man out does go a long way.
So not being nagging for sure.
And uh when she endorsed, man.
So when she endures without bullshit, you know, she's not, yeah.
She's cool.
She's chilling, then yeah, she's worth it, man.
Chris.
What?
Where's your girl?
I'm single, nigga.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
All right, um.
Someone says, Why are girls single?
Why is monogamy a foreign concept for a man?
So you dig is bro.
People in the chat can't be happy, bro.
First, it's like, oh bro, Chris, you brought these black girls on.
No black girls down there because they're saying, bro, where's the badge of black girls, bro?
You niggas you can't help you.
Yo, dudes cry about everything, bro.
Everything.
I know.
Everything.
Fucking faggots.
Still watching though.
Yeah.
There you go.
White girl single.
Well, um, not by choice for sure.
Why are girls single?
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll sit there and say it's by choice, but I don't, I don't I wanna whenever a girl tells me I'm single by choice, I think that's that's a cope.
That's like a dude that says, Oh, I'm celibate by choice.
My most guys are not celebrated by choice.
It means the guy that she wants doesn't want her.
She got it.
Oh.
Yeah.
So when girls say single by choice, bro, it's a fucking lie.
Because no girl really wants to be single by choice.
They don't want to be.
Most girls want to be in a relationship with a guy.
Well, unless, you know, 2001 over here.
But I would say most normal girls want to be on a long-term relationship with a guy.
They don't want to be running around sport fucking people.
Yeah.
I never said I couldn't do both.
Nah, you couldn't.
Yeah, we're gonna be like, you cook, bro.
You're you're you're oh man.
Your Ubla Mangata is gone, bro.
Yeah.
What word was that?
Don't worry.
Adubalah galak.
Allah Akbar!
Adubalah galak.
No, I didn't sneeze my humdalula.
Oh my god.
She's cooked, man.
And then why is monogamy a foreign concept for men?
Foreign concept.
It's not that it's a foreign concept, it's just that it's not natural for men.
Biology, yeah.
Yeah, like I mean, most guys are monogamous because they have to be, because their girl controls their life, you know.
Like a bunch of you guys here have said that you would not accept monog uh, you would not accept if your guy had other other girls, right?
Yeah.
That's why guys are monogamous, because they don't they don't want to lose a chick.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So they'll lie and say, Oh, I'm not gonna cheat, but they will.
Deep down.
Like, do you think your chef guy would have been able to get you if you told you I want to have other women?
No.
That's the point.
He got you by the skin of his teeth.
He didn't want to lose you.
But why why is that necessary for you guys?
You guys there's no self-control.
Self-control.
Or is it just you don't want to have self-control?
You just want to be able to do what you want.
It's just not natural to be with one person.
You know what?
Let me uh let's go ahead and uh give her a you go, yeah, because um I like when women use this concept of like, oh, why don't you have self-control?
Um let me ask you.
If you made, let's say a hundred thousand dollars a month, right?
You became rich, make him over a million dollars a year.
Would you um would you wear the same clothes that you're currently wearing now?
Probably or would you upgrade a little bit?
Where by a little bit better stuff?
Or nicer accessories at least.
I don't really like it.
I mean, I'm not I'm not a very materialistic person.
Like I but would you upgrade your purse at least, maybe your car?
Probably my car.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, would you get like better accessories, maybe better shoes?
And I know a lot of girls don't care about clothes, but like purses and shoes is what they care about.
I don't really care about purses and shoes either.
Or travel to differ different spots that you couldn't afford to show.
Oh, definitely, yeah, I'd start traveling for sure.
Yeah, you would you would uh you you would upgrade some stuff, right?
You would start certain things, definitely, yeah.
Yeah, so um, and and and you'd be able to have a a variety of things because of your newfound wealth.
That's kind of how men look at women.
So like you would want to be able to travel to different places, you'd be able to maybe get different clothes, different purses, whatever.
I don't know what your particular thing is that you like, but um When men have status and resources, one of the first things that changes is they'll go ahead and try to get different women.
Right.
And that's just what it is.
And the reason why is because for men it's very difficult to get access to women.
I guess it depends on the man.
Well, remember, it's biology, so most men have that in them.
They urge to do that.
Right.
You know what?
Here's an example.
Pokemon.
You know Pokemon in the game.
You know, level one, you're fighting in the grass from Pokemon.
So that level also you can get because that's that's the level you're at.
However, you love up for level 50, your Pokemon to 60.
You pick your monsters.
Kind of like guys from Atlanta.
Black guys are low level, like fat chicks.
When they level up, because I'm making money, they fight models.
Wait, Mara.
I uh I see why she doesn't like um, you know, clothes.
Because IG, she wears no clothes.
Who?
The one in the red.
Those are clothes.
I mean, she's for high IG is bad, bro.
Barely.
What?
So yeah, I mean Okay, bartender.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's what you do only.
Woo.
All right, so looking forward.
You do get bored easily, huh?
Me?
No, yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't get bored.
I keep busy.
I know you could be a bit of a shit.
Oh yeah.
No, I really can definitely see it.
She's busy.
I have a lot of hobbies.
Oh my lord.
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um should we do uh that game, Chris?
Wifey or not?
Yeah, we can.
Ladies.
This is a game we play on a show all the time, wifey or not, where we test from the audience point of view.
If you're wifey or not.
And we'll start.
Well, she do we need even do these two?
Yeah.
Probably.
We'll start here.
She's trying to bounce.
Nothing in the bounce there.
Yeah, there's nothing to bounce.
You can have some.
Or the first one.
No, mine's banned.
Oh yeah, you're banned.
You cannot open Twitter.
It's too long.
It's too much.
You cannot open Twitter.
That's not gonna go well.
Just don't do it.
Not the vibe.
You could open my backup.
Well, this is personal.
I mean, girls, raise your hand.
Uh do you think your wifey?
Don't do it, don't do it.
Yes.
Wait, right, raise your hand though.
Like, do you think your wife is up high?
Somebody.
So only only one girl on the panel.
No, everybody's team.
Okay.
Three threes.
Not you two.
Okay.
So three out of twos think they're wifey material.
The rest don't.
Okay.
Go, Chris.
You could pull up my backup.
Pull the one in the middle.
What's your backup?
Just red Eevee.
There's like four accounts.
There's one that has like 6,000 followers.
Oh, who's that?
Alright, so you're in the middle, right?
Oh.
That does look a little more classy.
Compared to color.
Except for the wedged up bikini.
We don't have to.
What do you do?
Do all that.
For work.
Huh?
Sales.
You sells alright.
Wait, sales for what?
What are you selling?
You're selling.
Be careful.
Your legal's on that Tesla sheet.
What are you selling though?
Everything.
That sounds uh that sounds bad.
No, no, no.
Oh my.
No, I sell services.
I coach women and place them in high ticket sales.
So you place some.
But I also do real estate too.
Okay.
And I'm also a fitness coach.
I'm a Pilates instructor.
How many followers, Chris?
Um I also we got our lifts done, so I saw that in the comments.
But um So sales, Pilates.
I mean, listen, um, I don't think this is a wifey type profile.
Wow.
Because of one picture?
No, because like you're all over the place.
It's like there's no like, you know, no homely traits.
Like you're on yachts, you're on fancy cars.
Who who's paying for all this shit?
You all myself and I, yeah.
Alright, but from a guy, you guys don't will see that shit and say, you know what?
I don't think she's wifey, cuz you know, most girls don't pay for that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
So you may pay for your shit, but I don't think this shows it, really.
Okay, well that's why not selling words from their Instagram count.
Huh?
Because it's a thirst trap for for guys.
So I think I know that girl.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
Who's young is that?
It's body count number one thousand eight hundred.
Really?
No, I'm just no.
I'd love to my girl, that's my girl.
I'd love to.
When did they take that yap foot picture or video?
Seven weeks ago.
Seven weeks.
You said You said the last time you smashed was two months ago.
I don't do stuff like yachts.
That's not I swear I've never on my life.
You're not Muslims.
I reverted two years ago.
Thank you very much.
But yeah.
Why is your hair not covered then?
Boy, it's not obligated to be covered.
Your hair.
It's a hundred percent obligated to be covered.
If you're gonna claim to be a revert, as you claim.
I was.
I'm not practicing now.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So she regressed.
Definitely jufar a Kufar.
Um okay.
So what if you're not?
What are you again?
You're 25?
I mean, listen, if you got hoped.
I won't lie to you.
You're not fat, you know, you're pretty.
Um I would say just figure it out quickly.
I mean if this figure it out.
Damn, mom, what are you?
Elephant?
Alright, so this is no fellas.
I mean it's not the worst we we've seen.
I mean, yeah, it's not the worst, but you know, I like that.
I only said no because she's like, that's always a red flag.
At least we know women don't pay for nothing.
No, I pay for my own shit.
If you know me, you know.
Yeah, but I'm saying most guys are not gonna know.
Wait, and most women don't pay for their own shit.
Wait, you pay you pay for that yacht?
No.
Okay, then how much?
That was my girl.
It was like a girl's thing.
It was all girls on there.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Chicks don't pay for yachts, man.
Come on, man.
No, it I mean.
Come on, bro.
Some nigga pay for that, bro.
Come on, man.
I mean women don't pay for nothing.
It was all girls on the boat.
I don't care.
I mean, it's all girls.
No dudes?
No.
Okay.
I mean the dry the captain.
I'm trying to fuck on the show.
Come on, man.
Fresh.
Me and you both know women never charter yachts in Miami ever.
The only way is that the dude.
But their man's could be paying for it.
If you have a hundred yachts that get chartered, maybe five or ten of them will be chartered by women, bro.
If it's only fans, maybe.
No.
But even then, it's questionable.
Women don't charter yachts, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, we don't usually have to pay.
Yeah.
And if girls do charter yachts, they're like fat black women from Atlanta that got careers and shit.
You know what I mean?
It's like ugly bitches that no one like wants to be around or they and they gotta pay.
Yeah.
Alright, so we're gonna we'll give her what?
Wife you're not?
No, right?
No, no, no.
Okay, cool.
She's not.
No.
Alright, um just call Kenny.
So she said she's wifey.
No, she's not, bro.
She knows she's not, bro.
No, she's no, oh.
Keep going.
Kelly.
Keep going, joke start.
She's like, kick goes.
What the fuck?
Your voice is hilarious, by the way.
Yo, imagine smash it, but she's like, put it in.
Yeah.
Put it back in.
Alright.
Oh, that's funny.
Um with a chance.
What was that?
Let's give someone a chance.
Give someone a chance?
Okay.
Okay.
Motorcycle.
Okay.
She got she actually writes.
Oh.
Never mind.
No face, no case.
No face, no case.
I should like it.
No face, no case.
Yeah, but she don't like dudes, so.
And she got an only fans in the bio.
Oh.
Well.
And a cash out.
Oh, and a cat jack.
What do you do on there?
I just put that in for the show today to see who would subscribe.
Oh, okay.
So she means easy money.
Alright, she's honest.
Wait, subscribe for what?
Maybe people are wanting to see what's behind the pictures.
Do you show something behind pictures?
No, it's just for people who are gullible.
Damn.
No, but it's it's true, bro.
Like the bro, women don't respect you, but ass niggas that subscribe, bro.
That's really what it comes down to, man.
Yo, the um scary part is guys will still pay for everywhere.
But shit, you're right.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
Wait, what?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Did you like to do that?
I don't know why.
A girl that rice, bro?
And this is like chilling that is fucking dope.
Niggas are simps, bro.
Yeah, they are though.
Niggas are fucking simps.
Holly.
Okay.
Alright, so yo, wife you're not.
Wife you're not.
Nah, she's not.
Nah, she's not my friend.
I don't like it when girls do uh do nigga shit like this.
No offense.
Yeah.
Cause the the problem is that when girls do nigga shit like this, like every simp in their mom is gonna try to fucking think they got a chance and holler at her and shit.
And then women monetize as you guys can see right there.
Yeah.
They capitalize on those those retarded sims.
So yeah, I don't like it when girls have tomboy um uh habits or or hobbies.
That's not a no, but what how it's crazy?
Like your old friend said, hey, I put my cash app and an OnlyFans to see who would pay for that shit.
She set up a whole mouth.
So she knows.
At least she's honest, though.
Yeah, she monetizes slims.
That's that's that's yeah, she knows.
Right.
Yeah, bro.
No, no, I mean it's no offense to you, but it's just like, you know, I I I think um, you know, anytime a girl has like a masculine hobby like that, riding bikes or shit like that, it invites a lot of problems to you as a guy for no reason.
Right.
That you're gonna have to deal with it.
And it's already it's already enough about it to deal with women, bro.
Last thing you want to do is I ever stop writing for a man, yeah.
No, I would leave him.
Yeah, we're just like you just gotta find a guy that doesn't think like that.
Unfortunately, most guys think this way.
They do.
Deep down.
What it just comes down to is that the one that you don't respect right for you will be okay with it.
That person's not right for you.
The one that the girl doesn't respect, he'll be okay with it.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The guy that you want that's not a bitch is gonna tell you, yeah, you're not doing this shit no more.
Yeah, I've had a few people try to tell me that.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want you in my life.
That's fine.
But at some point, as you get older, you're gonna have to make that choice where it's either ride or find a guy that you like, right?
Or don't you?
And we'll commit to you.
Well, that's that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Cause though the thing is is that a lot of men think the way that we do, it's just that most guys don't have the balls to say what we say because the girl will leave them or you know, they'll lose access or some shit.
So they have to like hide a lot of the shit that they feel or want to say because girls have the leverage in most relationships.
And since women have the leverage in most relationships, guys just do and say whatever to make the girl happy so that they don't lose them.
But you know, realistically speaking, bro, yeah, we don't want our girl on Instagram like that, you know, with her ass up in the air, she's riding a motorcycle.
Because we know what that invites, and like she knows what she's doing too.
Like, z niggas are giving her money just for no reason.
Just because you know I mean like what's the most you ever got from like one person just giving you tips, yeah.
Um twenty two hundred dollars.
Damn.
For existing, bro.
Just for could you imagine?
Being there?
Yeah, breathing, yeah.
Wow.
They paid for my new motor for my bike.
Okay.
Life on easy mode.
Yo.
Literally, girls have it really easy sometimes.
What's the most you ever got from a guy?
Over a hundred budget?
Yeah.
Could you imagine paying 100k for 2,000-watt bodies?
That's your crazy.
No, no, he didn't meet me.
It was it wasn't even a video call.
I just have to call him on the phone.
Wow.
Wait, the same one that you talked about.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he bumped it the other day.
It's it's more like it's probably like if I had to add if I added up OF totals with it, it's probably like one thirty-five.
So he never saw her.
No, he's never even video called me.
Just a phone call, bro.
Just phone calls.
I have to call him like four times a week though for like 15 minutes.
Wow.
Oh.
Is it hard?
Or no, it's it's it's uh multitasking.
I'm actually doing something else.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so you like fucking?
Then I I did do that once, actually.
I won't even lie, I did do that one time.
That nigga's a fucking hell, bro.
Holy shit.
Wait, and a heel burger, bro, right?
I mean, no, no, no.
I can be quiet.
That's sad, man.
That's very sad, bro.
Uh so question for you ladies.
Um, sit now that we've seen your Instagrams or whatever, do you guys still think you deserve a guy that's monogamous to you?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Bruh.
Interesting.
What about you?
One bad picture.
I'll take it down.
That's fine.
I agree with what you said, honestly.
No guy's gonna want a girl who shows their ass.
But do you but you do you think you deserve a monogamous guy with the profile you have?
I mean, honestly, my profile is really not that bad.
So, yeah.
Alright.
So you think you still deserve a monogamous guy?
Yeah.
Alright.
What about well, it's kind of rhetorical question at this point.
Yeah.
I don't want a monogamous one.
So probably not.
Maybe.
Maybe, but they've never ended well, so we're just probably not gonna do that again.
Interesting.
Um I think uh you know, I think girls gotta be realistic that like if you want like this monogamous guy that's gonna be attractive and monogamous, it's probably gonna be religious.
Do you think a religious guy would want to commit to any of you guys?
Hell no.
I'm not I'm not super religious, so that's my point.
Not very important.
No, but like no, no, but what you're looking for, you want an attractive guy that's monogamous, right?
That won't cheat.
That won't cheat.
Most of the time that I've seen that, if it does uh even exist, he's a religious guy.
Right.
Do you think religious guy's gonna commit to you?
Yeah, or I guess it was a good one.
No, the answer is no.
The answer's no.
We didn't see her Instagram.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, the answer is a profound notion.
Yeah, we saw it earlier.
Oh, you can't speak for all men.
You can speak for yourself, but if you right put yourself out in a certain way, is gonna attract certain types of guys, right?
Your profile, right?
Puts out a certain image.
Men that are gonna be religious and monogamous aren't gonna want to wife up a girl like you.
And these are the guys that you're gonna do.
If I was in a serious relationship with somebody that I cared about, and I like we were, you know, getting to that level of marriage, I would probably wouldn't even have an Instagram anymore.
But I have never met anyone worth changing my profile or my page or my posts for.
But question he's saying, what if the person sees it and says, you know what, from the very being disqualified.
I'm not gonna take the time to get out of here.
I mean, if he's if that's that's his guy, right?
And you guys were dating for five years and the relationship was good and everything, and um, you know, he got down on a knee and proposed to you and you said yes, right?
But then you find out that he was gay for three years.
Ow!
Right, and he was, you know, sucking dick to make some money on the side, and you didn't know about it, but you found out about it later.
Would you continue on with that relationship?
No.
Why not?
Why why would I why would I say with someone who's been cheating on me?
No, no, this is before he met you.
Oh, before he met me?
Yeah, he was gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he sucked some dick on the side and make some money.
Would you stay with him?
She wasn't in Leno.
Uh no, that's you wouldn't, right?
That's exactly how men feel about women with certain past.
Okay.
So because we've done things with other men before, that makes us less valuable.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, quite literally.
Yeah.
Quite literally.
They don't want to know.
Correct.
Yeah.
Or think about it.
Oh, a woman's sexual market value is absolutely perishable.
How?
So the older you get and the more partners you have, the lower value you command in dating marketplace.
And the less you can command back in return from the man.
So in other words, right?
A girl that's like, let's say 20 years old that's a virgin is gonna have more value than a girl that's 40 years old that makes a hundred thousand dollars per year.
That's just how like that's how men think, you know.
Doesn't mean it's right.
Y'all can think that, but that doesn't mean it's I don't think it's right that you guys want a guy over six foot tall making a hundred K a year.
I never said that they have to be over six foot tall.
I never said you.
Right.
When I'm saying generic, yeah, what women look for, I would argue what women look for is way more shallow and harder to attain than what men are looking for.
The vast majority of women are very they want a tall guy who makes a bunch of money.
But but yeah, but the other thing too, you gotta understand, even average women want this.
So like you're saying, like, oh, that's not right that men look for this.
Well, here's the difference.
At least the things that men look for, you are born with.
Right.
The things that you look for in us, we're not born with.
We have to create it.
Right.
So every girl's born, right?
And with a vagina, not being a whore, 18 years old with her innocence, and then she chooses to pollute it however she wants.
With men, it's like we have to get our money, we have to have our status, we gotta get our charismar charm, learn how to be, you know, good talkers, smooth talkers, whatever it is.
So, you know, even the chef guy that you got with, right?
I know you said he ended up being a bad person, but he did something right in the beginning to get you, obviously.
Yeah, he had to put work in.
So that's the difference.
So, you know, I like I like it, is I find it always interesting, like when girls say, Oh, well, that's not right and that's fucked up, but at least like you guys get the money up front.
It's up to you how you spend it.
We never get the money, we have to work to get the money, which is our dating status or sexual we call a sexual market value, but like you're where you rank as a man.
So for a female, um, you know, because that this comes back to the whole thing, because you're like, oh well, why why does it matter?
Well, or why is a woman's sexual market value perishable?
It's perishable because you guys burn really bright and hard in the beginning, and then you know, as you age, it goes down.
So that's kind of what it is.
Goes down for men too, though.
Well, okay in a different way.
Wait slower, though.
Yeah.
The the thing with men is um you can push the clock back assuming you do the work, right?
So a 35 year old man, if he goes to the gym and takes care of himself or whatever, he's actually gonna be more attractive than his 25 year old self, assuming he did the work.
Yeah.
Um women though, your 25 year old self is almost always gonna be better than your 35 year old self because let's say you make three times as much money.
Men don't really care about your money.
Right.
Unfortunately.
They care about your looks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So body count.
And and the way that you perceive yourself uh and the way you portray yourself on internet.
So like whenever I see girls that have like provocative pictures like that on the internet, or they say, Oh, well, I demand monogamy or whatever.
The problem is that what you're giving, quite frankly, you you're writing a check you can't cash.
Oh, I I'm putting myself out here like this, but I want a guy to be a monogamous to me.
I would argue a girl that has pictures of herself like that on the internet and stuff like that, well yeah, you can always change and say, Oh, I'm gonna change or whatever, but you know, the guy you're looking for that you want to be monogamous and attractive and you know he's gonna be a religious guy nine out of ten times.
A realist guy just simply isn't gonna commit to that, unfortunately.
A lot of the times they're not gonna.
So why would you when you can go get a girl from the church that doesn't have this baggage, right?
Unless you like do a complete rebrand or whatever.
But and mind you, they could be worse than you, but he only sees what he sees up front.
You know?
Right.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I I just think um I always find it interesting how like girls say, Oh, I want monogamy or whatever, but it's like I would argue a lot of you guys don't deserve the monom you guys are looking for.
You guys have like pictures on the internet being a thought.
Yeah, you know, but you you know, or just bad bad habits, like bad behaviors, like for example, you said, Oh, if I want to go on a girl's trip, I should be able to do whatever I want.
Unfortunately, like a lot of guys are not gonna be okay with that.
Like that that like like men should want to be able to be able to tell a girl, like, hey, this is what it is, and then they obey.
They don't want to have to sit there and explain to themselves why they're you know, why they're doing what they're doing.
If a guy's sitting there explaining to you why you can't do certain things or why you're doing what like questioning you, like telling you, hey, you shouldn't do that, it's already an L for him, man.
If you gotta explain yourself to your girl, that assumes that you and your girl are equal, and that in itself is already a uh a L. I would need a reason behind the somebody telling me not I can't do something.
See I I'm not like a relationship should be equal.
It should be you should look at your partner as an equal.
Yeah, but the reality is like women don't want equal.
I know you're saying should, but like what do women actually want though?
A man that provides like you you you had a relationship with your with your chef guy, it was fifty-fifty and you didn't like that, right?
I I didn't hate it, but I the only thing I hated was that he cheated.
That I mean I didn't I don't really give a shit about it.
On top of being equal to you.
I don't I don't care about that.
But what I'm saying is like if he wasn't equal to you, the cheating wouldn't have been as bad.
No, yeah, I would have.
I still would have left.
Yeah, but it wouldn't have been as much of a slap in the face.
Yeah, of course it is.
But here's the difference.
When a woman's paying half the bills and you cheat on her, that's a bigger slap in the face than him taking care of you and then him cheating on you.
Way bigger.
Because at least he's doing his job.
Yeah, right.
And he's saying care of you, don't gotta worry about nothing.
But when you're paying half the bills and he cheats on you, for a lot of women that's a huge ego crush.
Because it's like, what the fuck?
You have the nerve to fucking cheat on me when I'm going half and half on you, motherfucker.
You're doing half your job and you still are not cheating and you're still cheating on me.
Yep.
That's how women look at it.
You know?
Um, it's it's a slight at the it's a slap at the ego, kind of.
But like I guarantee you, like, if a dude is a provider and he does everything else right, you might think twice about leaving him.
I'm not saying you won't leave, you might still leave, but it's not gonna be as offensive as a dude that you know is going half with you and you know, you're probably making the majority of the money, right?
Yeah, that's gonna be an insult.
Yeah.
I mean, and rightfully so.
Like, I mean, if you're with a guy and you're going half and half on the bills and he cheats on you, yeah, well, by all means leave.
Like, I'm not I'm not knocking you for it, but um I do think that uh the more money a guy has the the higher the likelihood he's gonna cheat.
And I think women need to kind of just accept this that this is what comes with the territory.
Because you guys are all chasing the same dude, as much as you guys might admit it or not.
Like every girl's looking for 100k per year, six foot plus, charming, good teeth, good a good body, nice, likes dogs, like what percentage of men qualify for this, like less than one percent, man.
How many?
Real quick, OnlyFans girls.
If you could tell me your stats here, if you don't mind, if you might know this, what percentage of guys are married on your OnlyFans?
Do you know probably all of them?
Or they're really lonely.
Probably majority of them are very, very, very lonely, I would say.
And they want a connection with someone, it's like an intellectual connection of some sort.
Maybe someone to tell their funny thoughts Throughout the day, like some type of emotional connection.
Even with a wife.
Mm-hmm.
One of mine used their wife's credit card to max it out the other day on a stream.
What?
And then I was like, just don't charge back.
They didn't charge back.
It's all good.
That's crazy, bro.
Majority is married men.
Only fans.
Because they get bored.
They get tired of like whoever they're with.
For some parts.
Yeah, it was bad.
Well, also a lot of married women don't like fuck their boy their husbands as much.
I mean, relationships in general, like women kind of stop smashing their guy so much.
That's what it is most of the time.
They say.
Yeah.
Most of the time that's what they say to me.
You're married.
Most marriages are sexless marriages.
I mean, look at I mean, even you guys in your I mean, when you're in your long-term relationship with your guy, would you guys smash every single day, like in the beginning?
Probably not.
Drops off, especially when you live too much.
Towards the end of the relationship, yeah, no.
Yeah, it drops off.
Right?
So at your age.
I mean, you I guess yeah.
Remember, she started to get irritated with him and shit too.
So how old are you?
Twenty-three.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I I I I this is why I tell guys, don't live with a woman.
Living with a win woman is is bad news.
In your space, man.
I actually agree with that.
You should have your own place.
It's just so much healthier for the relationship.
We had homeboy calling earlier.
His girlfriend didn't.
For the girl, it's great.
For the guy, it's terrible.
Yeah.
I think both parties.
Personally, I like my own space.
That's fine.
Yeah, sure.
That's fine.
I mean, uh what I've noticed, like when the girl really likes the guy, she wants to be with him more.
But I think for the man, he needs to have his own spot more to be productive.
I I think women are a huge um detriment and distraction because women are lazy, right?
Like you guys don't have the same proclivity to go out and work like we do.
So if a girl's living with you, she's gonna say, Oh, let's do Netflix, hang out with me, blah blah blah.
Like, you know, women just don't have the same nerve to go out there and earn and make a bunch of money because like you guys don't need to, right?
It's like you guys are gonna be fine no matter what.
Like, but for us though, like we gotta go out there.
So I think a man living with a woman cohabitating with a female is not good for him long term.
Did your guys get lazy as you guys lived longer and longer together?
Comfortable.
Makes you a faggot.
Yeah.
Would you guys be okay with a woman provider?
No.
It's not gonna happen.
I I would never so here's the thing, right?
Like, I have the wherewithal to know that if I ever get with a girl that makes more money than me, that the relationship is on the time clock.
Yep.
Like I'm not stupid.
Like I already know if my chick makes more money than me, it's just a matter of time.
Why?
Yep.
Uh, because women are terrible people and they have leverage.
Facts.
Terrible people.
Absolutely.
It just it is what it is.
That's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
And when a woman doesn't respect you, it's really bad, bro.
Yeah.
It's really good.
Start getting resentment, you start hating your man, you're like, why can't you do more?
If I can do it, why can't you?
Yeah, I'm going out to girls' trip.
Let me alone.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Buy my own things.
Why do I need to?
Yeah, they become uh extra bitchy, extra rude.
And and the problem is that, right?
Um relationship.
Since um I'm fucked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're cooked, bro.
Like, I mean, yeah.
And you make a lot.
I've never met a guy that's made more than me.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're cooked.
No, no, no, no.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
Yeah.
Some guy who wants to go.
How much do you think I make?
Doesn't matter.
You told me.
It's been going up.
Now we like 1.1 million a year.
So more guys that don't make money.
I haven't met him.
Because you're on our show, nigga.
Because they don't want you.
No, I met them in that shape or form this, I guess.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
I guess sexual.
Those guys don't want you.
She means uh relationship wise?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Okay, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's why I was saying it hasn't.
Because I mean, I've I would say I've gotten close to someone that was maybe like half a million, and they were trying to be arrogant towards me, and I didn't say anything.
Like I literally kept my mouth shut and then they pissed me off so much, and I said, dude, you know the bank account you see, and he was like, Yeah, and I was like, I have three others with three times the more of the amount.
And he was like, What?
And then he's like, Why didn't you pay my car payment?
And I was like, Because it's your car payment.
And I was just like, This is gonna go bad.
Yeah, it never works when women have more money.
Yeah, just like separating myself.
When girls have more money, it's it's very bad.
Game over.
Yeah.
Um, and then the other thing too, I feel sorry for like you like no offense.
You only fans girls, y'all are cooked, bro.
Because a lot of you girls make like six figures a month.
There ain't nobody that makes that kind of money unless it's another guy that's like an irritator or whatever.
And like the freedom either.
Yeah, and and yeah, and they don't have the freedom.
So if a dude does make that kind of money, assuming He does have the freedom.
Working.
He's he's he's working a lot.
And bro, nobody wants to walk into a uh a party and your girl's a porn star, bro.
No offense.
You bring in her walk in with her holding her hand and shit with a bunch of fucking niggas that banged her in the bat before.
That does happen to me on walking.
Because OnlyFans are so different.
No, but that happens to me.
I'll go to I'll go to an event with someone, like the guy I told you about earlier, Scott.
I'll go into an event with him and like three dudes that come up to me.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, and then like girls that come up to me, and I'm just like Yeah, bro.
You know what's crazy though?
You know, I mean that's normal though.
I know, I know like it's just so normal.
Mike Masley did it.
Like when he was dating Lana Rhodes, like, bro, that's embarrassing, bro.
Yo, bro, it's a different thing.
You know, sorry about her and Mike, right?
Like how many NBA players smashed and he's like oblivious to it.
Oh, bro, good to see you, bro.
You know, they smash this chick hella times.
Yeah, man.
Like that's every guy's like nightmare, bro.
Um like this is why this is why men are so worried about like how h he puts his how her his girl puts herself out there and what she does.
Cause here's the thing, bro.
There's not many things that can ruin a man's reputation like that, but your girl absolutely can.
Will Smith.
Your w your woman can destroy your fucking legacy.
Will Smith.
Right.
And if a woman, if a man cheats on a woman, it's not that big a deal.
Guys remember when co well, you guys are probably too young to remember this.
So we bring it McCorey Bryan cheated on his wife, Vanessa Bryant, years and decades ago.
RP to M. Right.
Um, nobody cared really.
Like at the beginning, they're like, damn, but she stuck out stuck it out.
Nobody cared.
And now, after he passed away, she became the widow and everyone was like, respects her.
So women don't really lose status by getting cheated on.
But when Will Smith got cheated on, legacy tarnished.
Now he's over here doing AI fucking shows to show that people are showing up.
So like the reason why men are so sensitive to whores or girls that are promiscuous or whatever is because if you get with the wrong girl, she can effectively destroy your reputation.
Because it shows a lack of intelligence on your side, it shows that you're an idiot, shows that you're a sucker.
Um I agree with you.
I've actually had people say that to me.
Yeah, they just can't do it.
So, um, and we've had plenty of girls that are higher earners like you, right?
Making six figures a month or whatever.
It's tough for y'all, bro, because you guys make a bunch of money, but the problem is that your taste goes up alongside your money, but the problem is that the guys that you want or the guys that you know that qualify for you don't want y'all back.
Yeah.
Because I'll tell y'all this.
I've dated girls that don't work, uh, have a job.
I've dated girls that will work at a fucking fast food restaurant.
I've dated girls that I don't care.
Like as a man, we can make as much money, but we don't really give a shit at all about what our girl does.
So it only matters to you when the girl makes more money than you.
No, it's not even it's not that it matters to me that she makes more money.
I just I'm I just understand that if your woman makes more money than you, it's just a matter of time.
So if she makes less money than you or even zero, it's okay, but if it's more, then it's probably gonna have a time frame on it that you think it's gonna expire.
Okay, so let me let me kind of be because there's always nuance, right?
Mm-hmm.
So if the man makes more money, it naturally puts him in their leadership role, which is where he's supposed to be, right?
So it makes things just work.
Now, are there situations where a girl can make more than a guy and that's fine?
Yeah, let's say both of them are wealthy.
Let's say you make 10 million a year, she makes 11 million.
It doesn't really matter, it's negligible.
Guys make the same amount, whatever it is, right?
Yeah, that's different.
Like you look right now, like French Montana, right?
He's dating this uh billionaire from Dubai.
W French.
So, but the but here's the thing.
We up, nigga.
Nobody knows who the fuck she is, and she's a princess from royalty in Dubai.
But he's an American, he's an American rapper, so he has way more status than her.
So even though her family are billionaires, she didn't earn that money.
It all comes from her family.
So it's not the same.
Ver were versus let's say she was self-made billionaire, yeah.
She might have a little bit of resentment getting with a guy that's only a millionaire.
But since she doesn't understand what it took to make that money and it's family money, it's not hers, and she's getting with a rapper who's very famous, the status outweighs the the the disparity in earning potential.
True.
But um, but when both parties are higher earners, then it's not as bad.
So like if you make 300k and your girl makes 350 or 400, that's not gonna be as bad because there's not gonna be decline in lifestyle like that or that much of a disparity.
But when there's a big difference, she's a millionaire and you're making 100k per year.
Yeah, that's gonna create some issues a lot of the times.
You know, it might last for a year, two years, but at some point she's gonna start disrespecting, she's gonna start being bitchy, she's gonna start being rude.
Because when women pay bills, they start to get angry.
Yeah, and their vagina starts to dry up, especially when they're paying a man's bills.
It just doesn't work the other way around.
Oh, so they become masculine too.
Yeah, and they become masculine by doing it.
So, like girls that do sex work that make a lot of money, y'all.
I feel sorry for y'all the Most because the men that qualify for you guys financially are not gonna commit to y'all.
Unfortunately.
Because those guys that make that kind of money, we want girls that aren't you know in the sex industry.
We'll say girl that works at McDonald's.
That people don't know at all.
Yeah.
I've done unemployed girls, girls that work at fast food.
Who don't give a shit?
Like you know the beauty of being in Miami.
Yeah.
You bring a foreign girl here.
No one was her.
Yeah.
That's that's the fact.
That's you all day.
Yeah, you'll talk to a chick from another country that don't even know English, right?
Like versus like women would never do that.
No English.
Right?
Like or China.
Yeah.
I would.
And I have to.
Alright, bro.
Well, you won't come.
Yeah, like um, like for I I'll give you an example.
Like, like men, for example, right?
A lot of dudes leave the United States to go find a chick.
I've heard that actually.
Yeah, like the whole passport bro movement is huge.
It's big.
But like, no, no niggas are flying to America to meet chicks.
Does that make sense?
Like, dudes leave to meet women.
They bring him back.
No dudes are coming here to meet women.
Yeah.
That should let you guys know where American women stand on the total pool.
Dudes are going to Columbia, Philippines, Brazil, Thailand, Brazil, South America, East Asia.
Like they're going there.
But none of those East Asia niggas are coming here.
Well, they can't afford it, but yeah.
Well, even if they did, they would have they would never come.
Green cards, you know.
You know, they want to come here.
They don't come here to meet women.
Right.
So, but American men are flying out over there.
So I think that kind of puts things in perspective here that unfortunately, um, you know, a lot of American women um demand a lot, but they don't really bring as much back to the table for the guy.
What we're interested in.
Y'all might bring a career, maybe an interesting motorcycle hobby, but is this what men are really looking for a lot of the times?
Yeah.
It it sounds good, but uh not on paper.
You know what's crazy though?
All this being said, yeah, the economy is going down the drain.
But you know what's still up?
OnlyFans subs.
Oh niggas are still sub into OnlyFans, and the numbers are way up, right?
Yeah.
Touch my penis.
But that's one economy that has not uh went down since this whole like it's more profitable than Apple.
That's crazy.
Well than Apple.
OnlyFans, bro.
The company still going up.
It's owned by a Jew too.
I mean if you think about that.
OnlyFans owned by a Jew.
Hardcore Zionist too donates a lot of money to Israel.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
He he donates a bunch of money to Israel.
He knows.
Faggot.
Reception proof, huh?
I mean, it's just a software people use, and then they get a very high commission off of it.
So I actually talked to the guy that owned it the other day, and I was asking him to try to get some girls' account banned off, and he said he sold out of it.
But I can't tell you why.
But anyways, he sold out of it and he sold it um back then.
The Jew sold it.
I don't know if he I don't know how to tell if he's Jewish or not.
I don't know how to tell that.
Did he talk funny?
I don't know.
I was not saying wait.
Does he talk funny?
How does uh Jews talk?
Yeah, tell us.
They're so annoying.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like can you say it?
Like, can you like uh you give me an example?
I don't think I can.
I was like, squeaky.
Hey, there, sweetheart.
No, it runs out of a pig.
What?
A pig talker.
Wait, what's uh right now?
Ice sorry.
Ice on ice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't talk ice.
Are you good?
No, you have oral fixation.
Are you good, mud?
It's a podcast, but you know.
We can go in the back room for a second if you need.
Hey, stop picking up girls on a fucking air.
It's cringe.
Listen, listen.
We've already passed on air, okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's cringe.
But either way, OnlyFans cooked.
Well, dating-wise for you guys.
Well, I think probably.
Yeah, I mean, if you're a higher earner girl on OnlyFans, it's gonna be tough to find a guy.
Gotta settle.
Damn near impossible.
You'll have to be a side chick, pretty much.
So which I don't think being a side chick is that bad.
It's not the worst.
Yeah, I mean, actually one in the middle.
Damn.
But you're saying she's a side chick?
Yeah, she is.
Wait, how do you know Chris?
She said I don't know if he wants commitment.
I don't think so, bro.
Nah.
No, no, she said that he has committed.
It's been two months, right?
And you don't know if he wants to commit with you, right?
No, I do know.
I do know.
No, no, you said maybe like official there yet.
Yeah, I know it's not official because you were talking about it.
Two months in, bro.
Y'all talking every day?
Yeah.
Yes.
Wow.
Come on, man.
Never hooked up.
No.
Never.
No, no, wait.
Wait.
Is he Hispanic?
Latin American.
Come on, man.
Have you seen him in your like in person?
Yeah.
So like Brazil.
Yeah, but you haven't seen him in a few years.
Do you want to talk to him before you date him?
Like, what is it?
Wait, so two months and you and him together?
Bro, you're saying that.
That's a waste of time, though.
Yo, talking to a girl for two months every day and not seeing her, something's off.
Bro, she saw you.
Just say it.
It's okay.
No.
Hold on, go ahead.
Endure.
He doesn't live here.
He's gonna move here.
His family lives here.
He don't live here.
So that's why.
Because he's gonna move here.
Wait, so where's he from?
Hold on.
And he comes tomorrow.
Oh tomorrow?
I'll let you know in next week if I come on.
Wait.
Hold on.
Where's he from though?
Question though.
Chris.
I'm not saying that.
I can't.
Chris, fuck all that shit.
Is he gonna smash?
Listen.
Come on, come on, come on.
My bosses might be watching this.
I can't be awesome.
Wrong.
I'm a 299 contractor, but like yeah, I can't be putting my stuff out there like that.
Okay.
Alright, so like I'm gonna do that.
I mean, it's gonna be good.
In a week from now, like every day for two months.
Sometimes five and a half hours on the phone.
What if it's a few minutes?
That's commitment.
That's commitment.
Crazy.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Wait, hold on.
It's a W for her.
Yeah.
But for him, what the fuck are you doing, nigga?
What the fuck?
Bro, I love you.
No, it ain't even be like that.
No, this man wants a fucking green car, bro.
Well, who on the house?
What is it here?
I am not saying.
Because I'm thinking maybe, you know it is.
I got free time.
I already.
No, I know a motherfuckers just want to waste your time, but no, I don't think so.
Wait, wait, wait, question.
Have you sent him news before?
No, never.
That's cat, bro.
I don't believe it.
Too much.
I don't do that.
Two months?
I don't do that.
And you're claiming him?
Bro.
Different breed here.
Alright, so he uh sent you money before.
Oh.
Things.
Alright, next topic.
Vibrators.
Guys, whatever.
Look, don't do that shit, chat.
Like, if you're talking to a girl every day, you're stupid.
And then five hours on the phone.
It's crazy.
You should be working, bro.
Nah, we are working.
We're doing a little bit of a big thing.
No, you're not.
It's not we, bro.
It's not.
You're in the same industry?
We are starting a company.
Yeah, nigga.
You and him together?
Yeah.
Alright, nigga.
Alright.
Don't be this nigga, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Don't do what he's doing, bro.
Get your bag up.
Let me get brokey.
That's crazy, bro.
Five hours.
Hey, but no, it's a W for her.
She's winning.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, that's like this is the girl game is getting time and attention and resources without having to fuck.
That's what she got.
This nigga, I hope he collects tomorrow.
If he doesn't, he needs to really reconsider his life.
Um even then, bro.
All that's oh God.
Two five two months?
Every day?
Every day?
Shit, man.
Every day?
Hey, it is what it is.
Couldn't be me.
Hey man.
Um what else do we got here?
Yep.
Some nigga said bros gonna scan in the chat.
Oh my bad.
Uh redhead fucks niggas and double digit body count is delusional, thinking she's gonna get a happy ending.
45-year-old future cat lady.
I'm allergic to cats.
No, um, the one from uh What's he talking about?
Double digit body count is delusional.
I think I think he means her.
You wanna you want to respond to him?
Oh, what did he say?
Why put it back up?
Oh, he said uh you're you said you're delusional.
Yeah, for funny a man.
Oh, okay.
But you're you're you said you're uh what what is uh what what's should we do a calculator on her?
We could yeah, I kind of want to see let's see.
Yeah what percentage he is uh out there.
Yeah, pull up the calculator while we read these chats on the side.
Girl, it's gonna be less than one percent.
What is okay?
My god, this looks always on.
So this is the find your man.
Well, she said she's not picky, so we'll see.
We'll see.
All right, minimum age, maximum age.
Uh I'm I don't know.
Be honest.
Lowest age.
Yeah, what's the youngest you age in all this you would date?
25, 21.
Uh probably under right now?
Yeah.
Um35.
All right, minimum.
Um, no younger than me.
So 23.
23 to 35?
Yep.
Alright.
Minimum height for you.
Uh it doesn't matter.
Six foot.
Oh, also, guys, do me a favor.
Come on over to uh coming over to Fresh a Fit on Kick.
We'll cut we'll end my kickstream.
Can we drop the Fresh to fit kick?
Link?
Oh, Ender, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll end my stream.
So, guys, come on over.
Um, as you guys know, I'm I'm doing this so you guys like know when I'm live and shit like that for Fresh and Fit.
So come on over, guys.
Come on over to Fresh and Fit right now.
Alright, on uh KitKick.com slash fresh and fit.
We're gonna drop the link in the chat for you guys.
If you're watching on kick, come on over.
So we're dropping the fresh fit link, so you guys come on over.
Just the average height.
Yeah.
At least taller than me.
I'm five five, just five five.
No.
You're okay with five five?
Hills?
Five nine same height.
Five nine minimum.
Oh no, no.
Let her answer.
This is for her.
You can do do five eight.
No, you're uh dream guy.
My dream guy?
Yeah, but five eight, it's fine.
sure?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
What race?
Black niggas.
Drop the link in the chat for them on kick, please.
Guys, kick.com slash pressure.
Come on over.
You guys watch your Myra Gaines X. Come on over.
It's a mix of black.
Uh uh, it doesn't matter.
Just hit other, because it doesn't matter.
It literally does not matter.
Indians?
Come again.
If I have vibe with somebody, then I don't give a shit.
What do you think?
One jobby.
Well, come again.
Echo.
Alright.
Uh education?
Any.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
Yeah, that's my income.
Alright, here we go.
Per year.
Per year.
Um be honest.
Come on.
Well, we'll do what the prompts said earlier.
What did it say?
50k?
Yeah, 50k?
Sure.
You sure?
Yeah.
Positive?
That's it.
Yes.
Okay, that is that is roughly $4,000 a month.
Not even actually like 3,000 something a month.
Miami prices.
Can't live here for that.
I don't want to live here.
It's okay.
Okay.
So you're cool with 50k a month?
Yeah.
Sorry, 50k a year.
Alright.
I didn't mean a month, sorry.
Alright, can you be married or go ahead, Chris?
You got it.
I did.
Exclude married, yeah.
What the fuck?
And then obese.
Oh, exclude obese too.
Yeah, what?
Sorry, Mo.
So now it's time to find your dream man.
Uh we're gonna go putting a calculator.
Alright, so we comput put a bit.
Build your man.
Sorry.
Sorry, Mo.
Let's see what we got here.
Alright.
Three uh so five percent of the guys major match in uh the world.
And the world.
So five percent.
Yeah, five percent, not bad.
Five percent.
Oh uh sorry, in the US.
My bad.
In the US.
Oh, that's funny.
And uh in America.
And uh doesn't include personality.
High smells, how he walks, how you talks.
Yeah, all of that shit's important, but those were not the questions that we're having to do.
No, no, no, no.
What we're saying is that like, okay, so off the raw tangible things, this puts him at about 5% of the male population.
We haven't accounted for if he looks good, if he's not a weirdo, smell good, dress well, right?
Other things that you might want.
So um, so yeah, 5% of the men.
I mean, uh, that's not bad.
That's not as bad as I thought it would be.
Um, most girls are fucking delusional with what they want.
Um I mean, but she's single still, so yeah, but I mean but uh she's been on meth five years, so I do understand what what she's coming from, but so that's him talking to you.
What is that Chris?
No, but uh she's been with the men for five years, so uh you know I I do believe her.
Oh, it takes time to heal from shit like that, you know.
To heal?
To heal from like some.
How long have you been single?
How long have you been single now?
Uh over a year.
Oh.
Why is that?
You have to heal, right?
I well, yeah, I'm I'm I'm pretty much healed, but I just the better way to heal is to what fresh is to get some other guy's dick.
That's all I gotta say about it.
Oh, what do you mean, the best way to get over one is to get under another.
Exactly.
She did that already.
That's what they say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She done made dicks, yeah.
So um, you have to.
No, no, no, no.
You have fucked more than we said.
Three weeks.
No, I've only been with one guy.
Come on, man.
Really?
One guy?
Wait.
You're you're here on vacation, aren't you?
I'm I was here for work.
Yeah, you're working on that dick.
What?
Chris.
Dicks.
Sorry, my bad.
Chris.
Because you said you're uh bartender, right?
Yes.
From Atlanta.
Yes.
But you're here working.
Yes.
When do you go back?
Uh I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
So you came here to do a gig or whatever.
Yes.
Gigs uh, yeah.
They're not her type in Atlanta, that's what.
She's a she's a woman.
Oh.
What are you trying to say?
Oh, lot of gay dudes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's scary, bro.
Well, yeah, I mean over there.
Atlanta is, yeah, bro.
Yeah, but that's crime too, bro.
Imagine this, right?
You're dating in Atlanta.
The dude you're fucking with is fucking gay.
See fucking raw.
Oh, and then that's disgusting.
And then he's fuck another dude in the ass gay.
And then Bella fucked up, man.
Fucked up, Bella.
As cooked.
That's fucked up, man.
That's scary, man.
You two came together, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's my best friend.
Pause.
Big pause.
But you live Okay, I'm lost here.
Do you also live in?
I used to live in Atlanta.
Oh, okay.
So you fucking go zoo.
No.
Oh my god.
Come on, Bella.
No.
You have to fuck one that is a war.
Sorry, I like Hispanics.
No, no, what's your type?
I like Hispanics.
I know.
I like beaners.
And tacos.
And tacos and ice.
Call ice.
Get him out of here.
Hispanics in Portland?
Fuck no.
So you're so you're cooked over there too.
I don't live in Portland.
Oh, yeah, you live in Portland.
Wait, where do you live now?
Then we're in Orlando.
Orlando.
Oh yeah.
Home of the Puerto Ricans, huh?
Literally.
Okay, alright.
So she came down to hang out with you and you had some gigs in Florida.
Yeah.
Okay, now it makes sense.
Alright.
Cool.
Alright.
Fair enough.
Well, what's up with this, bro?
Didn't we have a guy on the show before?
Like this.
Is this like traveling bartender thing a thing now?
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
Uh I don't know what it fully means, but I'm saying a lot of more dudes too.
Yeah, I'm saying a lot more now.
Yeah, what's up with the nightlife?
Is it because like night life is like just finicky nowadays?
It's like uh bars are dying.
No, it's more for like um companies doing private parties and stuff.
Okay.
Have you noticed like uh a decline?
A decline in night life since uh the pandemic.
Oh, definitely.
Yeah, definitely not the same.
Yeah, I think it's never recovered, bro.
Like if you go to a clubs in 2019, then now it's like I don't know if it's it's kind of dead.
It's went down.
You know, you know, still up though?
OnlyFans.
Bro, it's incredible.
No, no, just because the numbers don't lie, bro.
OnlyFans is way up.
And I'm like, how the fuck if niggas still pay for the shit and they're broke?
It's weird.
They borrow their wife's card.
Exactly.
My biggest fan opened like multiple credit cards.
They probably have the same.
Bro, it's fucking simple.
These niggas are ruined the economy.
I mean, if you actually, if it wasn't for men.
Yeah, imagine getting paid just to exist.
Bro!
Literally, I'll be a fucking asshole.
Pay me, bitch.
Yeah, bro.
And then guys wonder why women are so fucking useless.
It's like, bro, they're never useful.
They're gonna have it's all good though.
Yo, man.
What's the most you ever got?
Only fans.
On OnlyFans?
The most you ever got.
In a month, or by one fan.
One fan.
Probably like twenty something.
Thousand?
Yeah.
This is fascinating, bro.
Yo, this this is like uh epidemic here because these things are funding their lifestyle.
Yeah.
And the economy's getting worse and worse.
Well, you know.
Someone's gotta have fun.
Well, here's the thing.
So for you girls that do like the OF stuff or whatever, or even in your case, the soft core um cash app.
Um what are your guys' thoughts on uh we've been doing quite a bit of research.
We find out that um AI and robots are like gonna be a thing very soon.
Yes.
So actually, I've been seeing people create fake women through AI.
Only fans.
Signed a contract to start doing it.
One of my friends owns a company that does that, AI porn.
They can literally make more than 90 grand a month.
So what are you guys gonna do like when like dudes start going to that instead of regular girls?
Yeah.
They're kind of corn over.
I mean, y'all are crazy as hell.
I mean, honestly, I would make my own AI.
How are you crazy though?
If you prefer a robot over an actual human being, no, no, but they look real.
And they don't have a lot of people.
They look real though.
They do.
Yeah.
So let me let you so look, uh I and I see where she's coming from.
She's like, why would you do that when we have real human beings?
Um, not just that, ladies.
Um the average guy, like, might not get a kiss from a girl until he's in his 20s.
The average guy might not get a date for years.
I mean, average guy might be a virgin until he's 21.
Like, guys, like struggle.
Yeah, we do.
With getting girls.
So what I'm trying to say is that like since average men struggle to get women, what's gonna happen is they're gonna find and innovate ways to deal with this reproductive problem.
Like right now, it's only fans.
But what I predict is there's gonna be sex robots, AI shit, etc.
Because what's happening is the problem is that women are you know getting all the attention from men and they're able to kind of have their pick of the litter, and this leaves like 90% of men out of the sexual and the rate dating marketplace.
So what a lot of guys are doing is like, okay, I got a sex reproductive problem.
I'm gonna go ahead and manufacture something to fix this, and that's what we're seeing right now with AI innovation, sex robots, etc.
So, I mean, yeah, you guys make your money on OnlyFans or whatever, but I see virtual reality and robots is gonna be the next thing.
True reality.
The easiest thing to tell the difference.
They can't really do collabs with actual humans is the easiest way.
That's what a fan told me.
It's the easiest way.
I meant like literally do anything.
Like, let's say like I go to collab with like the bubblegum girl or whatever.
Her name is the one that smashes all the cars and stuff.
Like, she's already like a well-known jelly bean.
Yeah, that's what it is.
I don't know where it got bubblegum.
Um that she's already like an established crater.
The AI can't collab with her because one is not real, one is real.
So that's how I was told that they're not gonna be able to do that.
No, what I what I'm saying is that we're gonna get to a point where they're not gonna care about porn stars.
I'm saying I'm telling you, I'm telling you guys, okay.
So 20 years ago, right?
Early 2000s, not 2001, but in the 2000s, right?
Um it used to be weird if you met a girl on the internet.
Yeah.
Right.
If you met a girl on dating app, or if you met a girl on on uh Instagram didn't even exist.
Yeah.
If you met a girl on like uh Matt's dot com or any of these like dating websites, you were considered a weirdo.
Now, I mean, hell, your ex-boyfriend you met from the internet.
I'm sure a bunch of you guys have met guys through the internet.
Now it's completely viable and socially acceptable to say, Oh, yeah, I met a guy on Instagram, oh, I met him on a dating app, I met him on Tinder Hinge, whatever, maybe, right?
So trigger sites sugar sites, even.
So since a lot of people are meeting online, and it's like, you know, over 50% of relationships start online.
What I predict is the sex robot thing is weird now, but in 50 years from now, it's gonna be very normal.
Here we go.
Here's an example of a sex robot.
Actually, real entire movie.
Fellas, this is the future, fellas.
Yeah, that's insane.
Simps are taking over China's already like that's actually China's making I'll buy one.
It's men that can't pull girls.
That'd be that.
No, I would buy one.
Yeah, because that's a majority of men.
That's that's what I'm trying to explain to you is that the why that's a problem is that that's a majority of men.
Yeah, it is.
So yeah, I mean, that'd be.
So you guys are sitting here having a conversation with us.
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but we've had to carry the conversation because y'all are retarded, no offense.
So boring.
But the thing is though, right?
Is that with with men, most guys can't do this, carry conversation with women.
Yeah, women have to carry conversations, or guys are just socially awkward and can't do it.
Or they're boring.
Whatever, it's fine.
But the point I'm trying to make is that's the majority of men.
Yeah.
So since the majority of men have social issues, aren't able to carry conversations, not be able to be interesting, whatever, they struggle with women.
So they're deferring to this.
What I'm saying is a lot of guys are gonna say, why the fuck should I go out to a club, get rejected, not get a section, spend thousands of dollars, girls drink my liquor and leave when I can just be at home with a robot or with uh or with something else, whatever the fuck they're gonna do.
And I think this is what's gonna solve a lot of guys' reproductive problem.
And like, of course, regular guys are still gonna go out and date and talk to women and you know endure the bullshit.
But I'm saying a sizable amount of guys are going to just leave the dating marketplace altogether.
And I know for you guys, you're like, what the fuck is this nigga talking about?
What do you mean you want robots?
Like we're we're real human beings.
The reason why women speak from that position is because for you guys, dating is easy.
So for you guys, you can't fathom having to talk to an AI or a robot.
Because you don't need you guys don't need that.
Men come to you.
What the fuck do you need an AR for?
But what I'm saying is that we're slowly getting to this point where a majority of men can't compete.
So what they're doing is they're gonna they're finding ways around it.
These reprodu they're they're repr handling their reproductive problem.
And here's the problem.
This is where I see it's gonna hurt the women.
Yep.
Women are interested in people, men are interested in things.
Women need that connection with people, right?
Women tend to be far more social than men are, right?
So what I'm saying is a man can replace his sexual needs with a robot or whatever, AI, whatever the fuck, right?
We're not hard to please.
But with you guys, you need a human.
Y'all can't get a fucking robot to please you guys.
Emotional connection.
You guys need an emotional connection, you guys need a bond, and that's gonna come from a human.
So this AI replacement, this robot replacement.
Yeah, fucked.
Y'all are not gonna men are gonna solve their reproductive problem, first is my point, right?
They're gonna solve we need hot bitches that blow our dicks.
Then they'll worry about you niggas later.
Oh, women need an emotional guy that's gonna, you know, deal with their problems.
But that's not as much of a um there's not as much of a rush to to find that because women don't need that as much right now.
But I predict, once these sex robots come out and guys are out here banging robots and women are kind of left out in the dust, then they're gonna need to find something to allow women to get that emotional connection.
And then I think sex robots are gonna not sex emotional robots are gonna be a thing for women because women care more about the emotional stimuli and having being able to talk to somebody.
But that's gonna require way better technology because women are more complex.
Yeah, right.
So that's what I predict.
If human beings are turning to robots for any sort of connection, the world is coming to happening right now.
Yeah, pets and animals because people prefer pets over other people.
Oh, absolutely.
So they buy dogs and cats, and they kind of say, you know what?
Fuck it.
I'm gonna stay single with my pets.
Fuck it.
No, I'm saying that's what it's not technically a nigga.
But you get what I'm saying.
Yeah, so I mean, that's just why that's just what I foresee.
Cause like it's just every year gets worse and worse For men.
Like more and more men are becoming or staying virgins.
More and more men are struggling with women.
As technology gets better and better.
And OnlyFans continues on and oh, and pornography.
A lot of guys are get uh have a porn addiction.
A lot of guys have uh, you know, uh only fans addiction, whatever.
They're just not going out and talking to women.
And then women's like because two bad things are happening.
Men are getting becoming bigger losers, like you guys have complained about before, which is true.
A lot of guys are, you know, oh, let's go 50-50, right?
Guys are becoming losers, and then women's standards are going up because they're making more money.
Yeah.
So it's like they're separating.
Guys are going lower and lower, women are increasing their standards.
It's hard for girls to find a guy.
Also, dating is now more transactional.
Yeah.
As you as we've seen over there.
Course of uh couple years now.
Basically, the dudes in the top 10% are fucking like 80% of the girls, bro.
Yeah.
Like, like they're gonna cheat.
You go to any major city, there's like a couple thousand dudes that are running through the majority of the women.
The women are having sex with the same small pool of men, right?
That are single at least.
Right?
If they're not in a relationship.
So, I don't know.
Would you guys ever do a sex robot?
Guys for sure.
I'll say the same with girls and twice.
I'll say this.
Guys for sure.
I personally need connection, so I can't do it a robot.
But I guess the way men would do a robot, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
Honestly, if you're with a robot, you don't get the fucking bullshit that some women give.
Oh, okay.
She's based on wait, so that's true.
You know what?
Never mind.
Go ahead, Chris.
What do you gotta say?
So what you do a threesome with a uh a man and a robot.
No men or fucking robot.
I wouldn't even fuck a robot.
I mean, oh but three something though, like don't fuck the robot.
But what about toys?
It's the same thing.
I would not have to be able to do that.
That's what I'm saying.
You're a captain.
No, because I don't have something with eyes staring at me that's a fucking robot.
You know what?
Put her face in the pillow.
What about a torso?
It's you know what?
If the um the butt had a bicycle.
I mean, you know, you know, yeah, what's like a room, right?
No.
Would you have a threesome with a woman?
Hey, listen.
If with a hot bitch there, you know what I'm saying?
Uh I'll put the bike on the side or robot on the side.
I just think that's where we're going.
Because just the way I'm seeing like young men addicted to pornography and only fans.
Yeah, I agree.
I I I just foresee that this is gonna be the next um money come up, and I think that companies are gonna invest a lot of money in it because the more, you know, because we also work with a lot of guys with you know, trying to get girls, and it's getting worse and worse, and the younger guys are becoming more and more isolated.
There's a actual issue because look at tech moguls, right?
They're supersetting their dating.
And by that I mean they're making it where I can focus on work, fucking get give get back to work.
So some people guys pay for sex, of course, but other people have like means that are more like uh most of us that pay that have money, yeah, and that that's the thing.
Most dudes that have money just pay for sex too.
That's the other thing I've noticed.
That's that's like the biggest red pill for me.
Once I started making more money, I was like, oh, all these rich niggas just pay bitches for sex.
Bro, yeah, everybody, bro.
Every bro, every rich dude.
You know, nigga.
You know, bro.
You be around them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the only idiots that don't.
Yeah, facts.
Bro, it'd be way easier.
Bro, easy hard, bro.
Friends, no dates, no, no back and forth.
I wish I could do it.
Bro, I wouldn't even get hard.
I wish I could do it, bro.
Yeah.
I'm saying it now, bro.
Five years now, in, I wish I could do it, bro.
I can't do it though.
Why?
Because I can't bring myself to give uh money to a female who I see is inferior to me for sex as kids.
You would be taking them on a date anyway, spending the same money.
Nah, it's different.
That's the difference.
First of all, I see her perspective.
I want to go there, right?
So she's a plus one.
And then two, I'm enjoying it myself.
It's not just for her.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, I'll tell you why.
Tell me.
I look at sex as an equal value exchange.
It's nothing more than a handshake, right?
Physically speaking.
I know that there's emotional ties and all this other bullshit, but I'm telling you, like, from a physicality standpoint.
For me to give her money, I'm treating it like a value-loaded exchange.
So, in other words, I have to comp not only uh are we getting both the same thing, I have to give her money to have sex with me, which implies that I am of lower status.
So, what would be the difference of taking her out to dinner trying to accomplish that thing with no guarantee?
I see her perspective.
Um the thing also that I dislike when you pay for sex is the woman does not have a natural respect for you.
Right.
Um because if you go out on a date with her, you can convey personality, you can get her emotionally tied to you, which is what women are interested in anyway.
Um, and I think if you want a girl to actually be aroused by you and attracted to you, um paying for the box is never gonna work because she looks at you as a customer and you go you hint to customer frame.
So some guys don't give a fuck about that.
Which if you don't have uh don't need to give a fuck about that, that'd be awesome.
But for me, with the amount of women that I dealt with and stuff like that, I just can't bring myself to give a woman money for sex because that implies that she has more value than I do because I have to pay her for her time on top of me spending my time, which technically my timers are more valuable than hers.
Most of it, 99% of the people.
If you guys went on a date and you could see it wasn't going well, but you still wanted, you know, to get laid at the end of it, would you just be like, hey, I think I'm good, like I'll drop you off at your house or something if there was no intellectual connection.
We're hunters.
We want to fuck.
Like if you get if you went on a date with a girl and you realize that maybe like she was incompetent, you didn't want to deal with it, whatever.
That's most females.
So I keep my standards low.
Most of them are stupid, man.
Like, would you just drop her back off at home, or would you be like, you know what?
I already took you out.
Let us just no, we'll smash and not care.
I'll I'll just smash and not care.
But like, like, see, but we're able to do that.
Women, it's tough for y'all to do that.
Yeah.
Like girls take most of the time, girls have to like the guy to a degree to have sex with them, unless like they're apostle.
Yeah, that's yeah, you can't.
Yeah, actually, enjoy.
And that's actually, and that and that's the thing, like, that's what makes that's what draws her to you.
So for me, I need a girl to respect me.
If I hand her money, she's not gonna respect me.
Right.
So you lose that.
Now you get the you get laid and shit, which is makes it smoother.
A lot of guys don't care about that.
But you're a for me.
Uh look, I would have said this is another thing too that I'm gonna say it's kind of offensive, but I'll say it.
Um, I understand women, so therefore I don't respect you guys the same, unfortunately.
Um I look at it.
What was that?
What makes you think you understand women?
Oh, boy.
So um I wrote a book on you guys, Amazon bestseller.
But um, what I've said is this Where's the book?
If you understand women, there's no way that you can respect them as equals.
That's one of my phrases, right?
Because if you understand female psychology, you understand that the way women perceive the world and the way that they move is completely um it's it's it's an extractionary sexual strategy.
Does that make sense?
I'll explain.
Please do when women look for a man, they're not looking for an equal.
Sometimes they'll accept an equal, like maybe in your case, but preferably they'll prefer a superior.
And the reason why they prefer superior is because that superior is supposed to be the protector and provider.
To be in a protector and a provider to a woman, by definition, she's extracting what?
Value from you.
Because since the beginning of time with human beings, women have needed men for protection and provisioning.
It's only thanks to modern technology and feminism and industrialization that women have been able to exist on their own without the provisioning of a man.
So it's a relatively new thing.
Feminism only really started in the 1960s.
So we're not even really a hundred years into this shit.
Scary.
So but biology-wise, women still expect men to have certain things.
So um, so when I say uh, you know, you can either understand a woman or respect her, but you can't do both.
Um when I say that, I mean as in I can't respect you guys as equals.
And I and I would argue that's women, that's exactly how women want it.
You guys, right?
Because if I was to respect take you as an equal, let's say me and you go to the club, right?
And some fucking guy punches you in the face.
And I tell you, oh yeah, defend yourself.
What would you say?
You'd be like, what the fuck?
I would beat the fuck out of the way.
So now you would beat the shit out of you.
He's a man.
Okay.
Realistically speaking.
Right, but like, but what you would I think what most women would expect is uh defend me, asshole.
You're here with me, right?
The man supposed to defend you, right?
Yes.
So that's what I mean when I say me and you are not equal.
Because I'm held to a different standard.
There's certain things that I need to do, and then certain things you need to do.
If our lives are in danger, it is my job to protect both of us.
Does that make sense?
And if I don't do that, that's a problem.
But I'm never gonna look at you and say, it's your job to protect both of us.
No, that's not your duty.
Like, if someone broke in a house and I get into a fight with the guys or whatever, right, and I tell you to run away, I'm not gonna break up with you because I told you to run away.
But if someone breaks into the house and you get in a fight and I don't defend you, you're gonna break up with me because I didn't do my job.
Rightfully so.
Well, if I'm fighting the people that broke into the house and you just sit there, then that's it.
That's my yeah, but but what I'm saying is like if I took but if you sat there, I wouldn't break up with you, probably.
I would tell you get the fuck out of here.
Well, we have different roles.
That's my point.
Right.
That's precisely my point.
Okay, but that's why I said you can either understand women or you can respect them as equals, but you can't do both.
We have different roles, but that doesn't make us not equal.
It just makes us by definition, that means we're not equal.
Because we have different roles.
Yes.
Yes, yes, by definition.
By definition, if we have different roles, that means we are or inherently unequal.
What I think you mean.
You mean as in like maybe from a human standpoint, oh, We're equal humans, fine.
But when it comes to the relationship and the dynamics, we're not equal at all.
And the aspect of respect.
No, I would argue our respect is different.
But how?
I'm the authority.
You're not.
Respect.
So therefore, the respect with me is is a whole different level of uh you must submit to me.
Therefore, we're the respect is not the same.
When you work at the bar, right?
You don't go in there and tell the nigga, hey, I need these types of tricks, I need this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He tells you what to do and what what to do and everything else like that.
There's a dynamic there established.
Same exact thing with a man.
The man is the leader, the woman is the subordinate.
Subordinate is crazy.
It sounds crazy, but that's how families work for that.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
You do realize when you go to the bar and you're bartending, you have a boss and you're the subordinate, right?
I mean, that's a job.
It's not a relationship.
So let me get this straight.
You'd rather submit to a boss that doesn't give a fuck about you than your man.
Get her.
I'm not gonna do it.
Oh shit, get her, bro.
And he pays you how much?
Actually, the other interesting thing too is like you're gonna go there with the dress code, right?
When they tell you to wear, right?
Hot, sexy.
But if your man tells you hey I need you to dress like this, oh I'm not gonna do it.
Small bitch.
That's not a relationship.
But it's your family, it's your man.
It's your future.
Absolutely.
But if he respects you, then he he's not.
Your boss don't respect you.
The flip side is one person cares about you, the other you're just working for them.
Where's exactly I'm really glad that you're giving these answers because this is precisely the problem with feminism.
See how she's like okay with like following her boss's orders, but if I say, Well, your man says this, she's like, Well, what is that like that that's the moderate women would rather listen to their boss and obey them than their man and that's why we have the problems that we have.
Women don't respect men uh unless they're their boss a lot of the times.
Well, now the job market is fucked.
So job security is at an all-time low.
So your boss is gonna tell you one day, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, leave.
Got your back.
At least I just don't like that comparison.
You're competitive.
Doesn't it matter what you like?
That just doesn't well, you do realize that like if you have a a guy that's attractive and stuff like that, that is a job, right?
Yeah.
Being in a relationship, yeah, let me explain.
Absolutely, but it's a it's a mutually beneficial relationship.
Yeah, but it's it's far more if you're with a higher status guy, it's far better for you than it is for him.
Yeah, he gets you get way more benefit uh um being in a relationship with a with a with a guy that's attractive than the man.
Does that make sense?
Because look, um, if you're with a attractive guy, I look at it like you're working at like a prestigious law firm.
The law firm's gonna have a code of conduct, rules, regulations, uh certain education level, you gotta have prerequisites, right?
You gotta have certain things.
And a lot of people want this job.
So if you don't do what you're supposed to do at the job, they can fire you and find somebody else.
So I look at it as a girl, like if anything, you should be a better employee for your man or better girlfriend, so to speak, than for your employer.
But a lot of women kind of have the mindset you have, which no offense, I get it, you're young, like you grew up in a feminist age.
Um, they have the mindset of, oh, well, I'm gonna obey my boss, but I'm not gonna obey my boyfriend.
Because me and my boyfriend are uh in a relationship, and that relationship is different than the work relationship.
But the reality is I would argue you need to take the relationship with your boyfriend more serious than your job.
Absolutely, but if my boyfriend came to me and tried to tell me I don't like the word obey.
I understand.
That's that's that's uh a lot of women don't like that word.
They don't like obey, they don't like subordinate, whatever.
But think about a relationship.
I think about two people communicating and be working towards a common goal.
When uh you think about a job, you don't you don't c try to negotiate with your boss.
If he tells you to go do something, you go do it.
But that's that but that's what I'm saying, is like that needs to be the dynamic with your man.
Because your man, right, is the one that's gonna protect and provide for you long term versus your boss just uses you as a tool.
A tool.
If he's not doing 5050.
Yes, if he's not doing 50-50.
If he is, then that's different.
Then your thinking is fine.
But when it's not, and he's providing and he's doing what he's supposed to do, it's different.
It's a question for you.
What if you had longer?
A boss or a boyfriend.
A boss, right?
A boss, yeah.
So just from examples of time and longevity, that's led you more food, right?
Because it's longer.
So just imagine you treat your man like that.
It'll probably be longer because that actually builds upon respect and authority.
Versus just like, oh, we're cool and buddy buddy, we're like equals.
That's friendship.
It could easily stuff like that.
You get it?
The respect needs to be mutual.
Of course.
Yeah.
So the boss has no load to you at all.
It's kind of like you're here today, gone tomorrow.
They don't care.
I guess I just don't like the comparison.
I mean it's a personal thing.
I guess I just don't like the comparison.
But either way.
And then it it it changed.
The point is what you're doing now isn't not working at all.
So you keep doing that, it's gonna fail.
Well, here's the other thing too you gotta remember.
Like, you've only been in a relationship with guys where you go 50-50, right?
I've only been in one relationship.
Yeah, so and she was with a bum.
So like what's gonna happen is like she just he didn't command that author that respon that uh that respect from her.
So for her, she looks at it like, oh, we're equal, so why the fuck are we doing this thing?
But what I'm trying to explain to you is like this mindset that you have is a um it's a typical feminist mindset where it's like, okay, I'm not gonna submit to a man because we are equal.
But what I'm saying is that that's very dangerous thinking because that's gonna set you up for failure.
Because what's gonna happen is you're gonna meet a guy who's attractive that tells you, all right.
I need you to do XYZ, and you're gonna look at him like, no, I'm not gonna do that.
Like, you're not my boss.
But the reality is if you want to keep that guy, you need to treat him like your boss and submit to him more than your actual boss.
Because your actual boss doesn't give a fuck about you.
Your man does.
But, you know, you're 23, so you're only 23, right?
Yeah.
So I don't blame you for like not understanding this, because this is a very common thing I've noticed when I talk to young women is like young women don't want to submit to a man.
They have a problem with obey, subordinate, submit.
Because they look at it it's like it's taught that.
But you know, but yeah, yes, and they're taught that from feminism.
But this is why I'm saying like feminism is such a dangerous ideology because it keeps women single and they don't even know it.
All their friends too, by the way.
It keeps friends.
And they don't even fucking know it.
Yeah.
And sometimes some girls never wake up until they get into their 30s.
Like, damn, it's too late.
I can't find a guy.
Yeah.
Like what?
You're 20, what?
You you're 26.
26.
Um.
And it seems like you kind of figured out uh early, yeah.
Pretty early.
Yeah, well.
It helped me.
You you said something on a podcast when I was here, and then it made me think a lot.
And then I was like, oh.
Well, what I say that made you think.
Good shit.
You said that guys in the 1%, they don't want an alpha female.
Because they can go and have anything.
It doesn't matter about that.
And then it really made me sit here and think, and I was like, damn.
You were able to connect the dots with the guys that like left you and shit?
No, I didn't.
I left.
No one's left me.
Alright, alright, alright.
She left him.
Yeah, she left.
Because I was the provider.
Because I was the one ambitious.
Yes.
We already went through this.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm sure you probably turned off a bunch of guys too that could have been potential counterparts, but like you were too low.
Because I'll be honest with you, bro.
I like if I meet a girl and she like is rough around the edges.
It's a lot.
There's a simple lining.
We're like, guys won't even bother talking to you.
They don't even bother.
Yeah.
Oh, you like that?
Alright, I'm good.
That's the worst part for for you ladies.
I feel bad for y'all that you guys don't even know.
So, like, as a man, right?
You go up to a girl, hey, you cute, what's your number?
Um, I got a boyfriend.
You get rejected, right?
Like, at least as a guy, you try, you get rejected.
It's kind of in your hands to a degree.
Yep, you don't.
As a woman, you don't even know because the dude that the they might not approach you.
They might not even bother to hit hit you up.
They might like with a woman, you guys get curved invisibly.
Like, you guys don't even know you're being curved.
With us, at least we could try and get rejected outright and kind of calibrate our game and figure out, okay.
I was a little weird when I came up to her.
My breast stunk.
Oh, I need to dress better.
Like, you can kind of figure out how you failed and then like reassess, recalibrate, and try it again.
With y'all, you guys get rejected.
You don't even know you got rejected.
You can't even make the self-improvements.
And then it's not until you talk to like maybe a guy that gives a shit about you, maybe your brother, brother, dad or some shit.
Hey, you're really abrasive.
Hey, you're really annoying.
Hey, you talk too much.
Hey, you need to get the rid of this mindset or whatever.
And I'm that's why I'm kind of glad that we're having this conversation.
Cause like, I think for you, and for maybe maybe for you, I think you might get it a little bit.
Um, I think once women understand that like you need to kind of treat your boyfriend like a job, like submit to him, do what you're supposed to do, etc.
I know it sounds crazy to say that.
That's how you keep him, man.
That's it's because if you got an attractive guy, he's like a prestigious law firm.
He's like a prestigious university.
Everyone's trying to apply to get in.
But you won.
You know, but if you want to keep him, you have to make it.
You have to do that.
You have to do it.
You have to prioritize him.
And and and I would argue when you prioritize your guy, you're gonna feel good because you're serving a man.
Um, and then he's gonna be like, damn, like I can't let go of this girl.
Like, she's fucking damn.
She helps me out with so much shit.
Both parties win.
Both parties win at that point.
Yeah.
Right?
But hold on.
Now with your situation, you can't just suck their dick every day either.
What?
I said you can't forget to suck their dick every day either.
Okay, no, it's good.
Um, for for you, I get it, because like for in your situation, like you're going half and half, so I understand the problem prioritizing the guy, like take care of my cooking, cleaning.
Like, I have no problem with that.
But when you're doing 50-50, you don't need to be doing all that either.
You guys gotta share half and half.
She knows.
She knows.
Yeah, just don't.
I I I tell girls, bro, like, just don't get with a guy um that's a brokeie, man.
Just don't do it.
Because it's gonna create a lot of issues for you.
Yeah, that's not like a real real boyfriend.
That's like a whole of a boyfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to get with a guy that can um five years pay the majority of the bills, man.
Cheating.
It never pay the bills.
Because you know what happens?
It never works when it's her image of a man from that point on.
Oh, that's what most men are.
No.
There's way more variety out there.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't do 5050, man.
It's gonna create problems.
Yeah, sorry guys.
We went down on kick for a little bit, but I think we're back.
We went down back up.
We went down for like a minute or two.
Yeah, yeah.
Back up.
You didn't.
Alright, well, we're fine though.
Um some more chats here.
Yeah, and then we'll close out.
Yep.
Um does that make sense, though, ladies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey man, I hope.
I know these two understand it for sure.
I think AV does too.
Well, yeah, no, she definitely understands.
Yeah.
But who?
What do you understand?
Everything.
She just wants to suck the mic.
I she was doing that while you guys are like, yo, okay.
Um okay.
Uh Clippers, replicable clippers.
Read this from Fresh.
2001.
Three.
Undercover Jew.
Two.
Are you a Jew?
No.
Oh, she's Italian.
She's Italian.
Yeah, they said, yeah, you got a June.
Passport sis four.
What the fuck?
BBC Queen.
Five.
Okay.
Bimbo MPC four.
What the fuck, nigga?
Alright, girls, you're on average.
Uh your boy Lem.
Alright, Fresh.
And Chris.
Time for your speech lesson today.
Now read these words.
Nigga, first of all, fuck you.
Yeah, facts right now.
Secondly, nigga.
Nah, nigga.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
Lem?
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah.
Bucky's Panther.
So you have 530 miles of dick in you.
Let's do the math.
You've had at least 2,000 dicks inside of you.
The average man has about two thrusts per second.
If you consider that you're a professional whore, let's increase that to higher range of 20 minutes.
120 thrusts per minute per dick.
If the average dick in the industry is seven inches, then that's 16,800 inches of dick.
Or this is crazy.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
I'm just trying to read this last year.
I'm surprised he's reading it this way.
Who said that?
Oh, yeah.
Fuck you.
Wait, who?
No, who said that?
Yeah, she said that.
Who's that?
She's too based, bro.
Oh.
By the way, I haven't proved it.
I've improved.
Approved?
Yes, I have.
Hey, fight back, nigga.
Nah, so she can't ride a bike.
He had an S1000.
Call her a Jew.
I can still write it better than him.
Uh no, you can't.
You want to race?
Bro, you're a girl.
Come on.
I know you could get beat by a girl.
I'm not trying to compete with a girl, sorry.
Uh Zayn 2.
What do you mean scared?
Bro, you're only fans hoe.
What do you mean?
Wait, who's scared though?
I said the I'm scared.
No, I said that.
We both said that.
No, because you were like, why don't you do collabs?
Oh.
And then I was just saying.
Yeah.
Please don't pick up the girls on a panel, bro.
It's cringe.
Yeah.
Alright.
Fair enough.
What else we got?
Alright, we'll get last thoughts from the ladies.
Alright, we'll start here.
Uh okay, guys.
I'm gonna be on a show tomorrow called Find Your Eleven 24 Hours.
Go ahead and watch it.
So loud if she's been all night.
Shut up, bitch.
When can they watch it?
Um it's called Find Your Uh It's Chicago Speed Dating on Instagram.
Chicago.
Alright.
Yeah.
Find that guy from Chirac.
Hopefully he doesn't uh everyone's coming from different places all over the country.
So it's like Love Island, but in Chicago.
No, no, no.
It's uh actually in Miami.
Okay, I'm praying for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She needs all the prayers.
She in Chicago.
Yeah, she needs to help someone else.
What about you, um, Atlanta?
What about me what?
shout out to Detox too for bringing me on the show okay okay so Detox alright Chicago is now in Miami.
Yeah, Fox.
No, this is really cool.
I I had fun.
Um, really, I like I like talking about stuff like this.
Absolutely.
Of course I like a few things.
But um, I like to do it.
I'm not offended by it.
I just I think I have a differing opinion.
Yo, you will be able to do it.
You need work, man.
Huh?
Will you obey me?
No.
For you, yes, that means.
Yeah, I'm not picking up girls.
They are but you've like you and her have you know a fuck before, so it's fine.
We're just we're just we're having literally just joking.
Yeah, we're just we just talk like that to each other.
Like you and her been to ATL, then three cents with niggas.
It's fine, bro.
Yeah.
Like Are you speaking from experience?
No, like listen.
You girls, I know ATL, like you've done three cents with niggas, bro.
You think when I lived in ATL, I was literally 14.
So that's kind of good.
This is really you girls are hoes, man.
Trust me.
Like, seriously, like uh tattoos and hoes.
Damn, well you can't poot.
You're single, but the motorcycles though.
Damn, Chris.
Yo, yo, hey, sorry, man.
Sorry, hey, hey, hey, listen.
You're hot, you're pretty.
I guess the henny's hitting.
I mean, you know what?
The hand is in.
So Chris, are you partying tonight?
Maybe.
Okay.
I know where you're going.
And Chris, at least they're not from Chicago, but what about you?
Thoughts on the show?
Yeah.
I like it.
Thank you for having me on.
I'm glad that my uh tip with your guy.
Yeah.
I mean, like she hold on.
Martin, you better make sure you, you know what I'm saying?
You take care of your homeboy.
Bro, two months in the game.
Yeah, yeah.
Five and a half hours on the phone is crazy.
Okay, she has no.
She's brought better be ready.
He better be ready.
Exactly.
Oh, let's go.
Alright, nigga.
Stop reading for you.
For what though?
That shit going in one ear out the other.
You know what?
Top two things you bring for your man.
Me?
Yeah, you.
Like top two things.
Yeah.
For your man.
Peace.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
You're from Chicago.
Let's say Gandhi name.
Walmart.
Um.
And loyalty.
Bro, what the what are you a dog?
Chris.
I mean, that's.
Is that wrong?
Is that bad?
No, it's the same shit, though.
Peace and loyalty.
Same shit.
No.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Fresh.
Really, nigga?
Chris.
Alright.
What about you?
Fresh for the fuck?
I like the show.
Hey, you're being annoying, bro.
Shout out to Atlanta, Chris.
What?
I think he had too much honey.
And loyalty.
No, she's cracking, bro.
She's got a kilo.
Alright, you know what?
You're a shop.
What the fuck is going on?
No, no, no, no, no.
Alright, nigga.
Oh my god, bro.
We had it on YouTube no more, bro.
We got to go.
Yeah.
But being nice, man.
It's been too long for Chris.
He needs a second.
Three months over here.
He's thinking about the AI robots right now.
Get him, Chris.
Yo.
Three sons with the robot.
Yo, that will be first, though.
Only fans, robots, and thoughts.
Hey, is that your dream?
Like, is that your call?
I think I'm dreams about everything.
Dreams?
Nothing.
No, not really.
You know what?
Like, it's the same personality though.
What?
Like y'all boring, like just like robots, you know what I'm saying?
Robots.
You what?
Like, sorry, that like that's hard to show y'all.
Y'all are boring as fuck.
You mean the robots that you want to snip your nickname?
My name is Bella.
I ride bicycles.
Bicycles.
Bicycles?
Oh, sorry.
Turn the reels, right?
Turn the rules.
I think I think if you sat on the bicycle, you might break it.
You're right.
Oh my god.
She was talking about me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She was talking about me.
Yeah, yo, wait.
It's great, man.
Hey.
I can lose weight, but your body count, you can't lose that shit, though.
I collect them.
Oh, yeah, I know.
It's Pokemon cars.
Gotta catch them all.
Yeah, like S D's.
Oh, never mind.
No, no, no.
We've been over this.
Gotta catch them all.
Hey, listen, girls.
It's fine, bro.
Okay, we can move on.
Alright, Chris.
Uh thoughts on the show.
This is the cow for you.
I like the show, honestly.
It's good to hear your guest's opinions.
Have you watched this before?
Yeah, this is literally one of my favorite podcasts.
She is like lying.
No, I'm actually not.
You could watch my YouTube search history.
Damn.
I believe.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
What?
Very base.
I did find it interesting how um she knew.
She made the joke about you not being able to read.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, but I mean I was like, that's a little weird.
Back in the day.
Well, even now.
But then crispy and fat.
Not so bad now.
Chris is just fat.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Facts uh.
But he's in the gym now.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
I was talking about um detox.
Wait.
Wait, I don't know your name.
Oh yeah, I don't know.
I normally don't say my name.
I told you she was talking about me.
Break a bite.
You mean a tricycle?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, you don't gotta lie, bro.
You really watch the shit?
Yes, I'm not sure.
That's a men's park, oh.
No, she does.
She watches that.
Really?
Not enough if she thinks I'm detoxing.
I was a private chef.
And my clients in Orlando introduced me to this podcast.
Wait.
Niggas?
No, they're Jews.
No way.
They're actually Jews.
Don't do it.
They're fans.
Let's go.
Wait.
Which are very good.
Wait, how long is this?
Which is a great.
This was literally like three months ago.
Oh shit.
Oh, oh.
This is after I went hair based.
Yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess they're dreams based on the show.
Okay.
Okay.
Are they like Zionist Jews or regular Jews?
Like they're like Israel and shit or no?
No, they're regular didn't like Israel?
No.
Because it is why.
Alright, so uh what's your um favorite part uh partners?
Sorry!
I'm lit, though.
I like this one right now because I get to flame you.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Flame like your vagina.
Oh, that has called any weapons.
Alright.
This is uh Okay, we can move on.
Well, I'm glad that you've seen the show before.
You know what?
Bell is a good sport.
No, no.
I'm gonna know that shit was the show.
That's there's some shit before.
What are your thoughts on Hitler?
I can't answer this.
I can't answer this on camera.
Alright, that's fine.
Okay, no worries.
What about you?
What about you?
W. Shout out Detox.
She's smart enough to know that they're not.
Oh damn it.
Uh D tox gonna bring no niggas tonight.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
No, I he ran into me.
Oh, you're uh so that counts.
Alright, fair enough.
No, Detox normally brings ghetto black girls.
Wait, he's from Chicago, so I missed it.
Yeah, that's what you normally do.
Or Spanish or Spanish.
Every time it's like uh crazy bitch that we gotta kick out, it's like oh man, that was detox button.
Okay, he brings good.
Wait, wait.
You know what?
We got Chicago.
What about the chat?
Three countries.
Oh, so here's the rules, ladies.
We'll close out on this one.
You gotta name three.
We'll start here and then work our way.
Uh you gotta name three countries.
Um you can't name Canada, United States, or Mexico, or a country that was already named.
We'll start right here with you.
Go ahead.
You can't repeat.
Germany, Bolivia, and Australia.
Alright, Germany.
Oh, I'm impressed.
Alright.
Alright.
Well, which went first.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Why are we doing this?
Uh see.
I believe you got it.
Yeah, any, any.
Yeah, yeah.
You can do this.
Just many.
Okay, Russia.
Alright, Italy.
Can't use Italy.
Someone said it.
No, they didn't.
Uh bunch of you guys are Italians.
Jesus.
Yeah, it was mentioned earlier.
It's okay.
Too many more.
Oh, you said what?
Finland.
Okay, and what's the last one?
France.
France?
No.
She can't say that.
I said Finland.
She said Finland, yeah.
Finland is good, but you can't.
You need one more.
One more.
I said three.
No, you said uh Finland, uh Italy and Russia.
Russia is good, but Italy doesn't count.
One more.
You got this.
Don't worry.
What was that?
Austria.
Alright.
Where the Great Painter was from.
What about you by you?
Palestine.
Oh shit.
And Italy was on the right side.
Someone said Germany.
Well, one more.
I know.
Yeah, too.
Um, Croatia, okay.
Wait, Croatian Palestine was the last one.
One more.
One more.
Shake a leg.
Japan.
Alright.
France.
Someone said France.
No, actually, I almost want to show you.
She said France.
Yeah, well, you fucked up then.
Two more.
Argentina.
Okay.
South Africa.
What's the last one?
South Africa.
Okay.
Wait, are we about to get this?
No, wait, wait, no.
Don't fuck it up.
Yeah, don't fuck it up.
Come on, Please.
Uh but China, Brazil, Greenland.
I don't know.
Okay.
I mean.
Why'd you zoom up?
You need a help.
I will escort you from there.
Alright, I think we got uh.
Did we delete it?
Oh, can you?
Greenland's a country.
Right?
Yeah.
It's like Iceland, Greenland.
Because they tricked it and they've made Iceland the warm one and then the Greenland is.
So close, yeah, so far away so far.
Almost.
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know.
Alright man, we're out of here, man.
Alright, guys.
Uh we'll be back.
Uh I'll be back tomorrow on uh the debrief tomorrow night.
Uh we'll cover uh some politics and uh and then we're gonna do uh September 11th, Asheville, uh gonna be over there talking about how the Jews were involved in 9-11.
Love you guys, and we'll see you guys tomorrow 5 p.m. or the 6 p.m. for the debrief.
All right, peace.
I ran so far away.
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