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Aug. 8, 2025 - Fresh & Fit
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How To Pick Up Girls With Brandon Carter!
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Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast, Therapy Podcast.
We're here in the studio with some special guests.
And today we have the lovely Elena.
Brandon Carter, King Keto.
Dream.
Dom Luka, the breaker of narratives.
Samantha.
And we did a fire podcast, Brandon.
a few days ago.
He was just on my pod.
Yeah.
Exactly.
We spit game.
We dropped some knowledge.
And of course, we did a whole quiz on tearless.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
So just open up this session here today for Brandon Carter.
Give me a tearless of this panel.
Tearless is this panel.
And what?
We're going to do from S to C. What is that?
What is tearless?
I can't do that.
I don't know what's over there, man.
So basically, he shocks me on his podcast by saying, okay, here's some examples of girls.
You said tearless.
No, I'm just kidding with you, bro.
Many of them.
your brother.
Many of them.
So, Phillips, welcome back to the show, man.
It's been a great week and a great weekend coming very soon.
But today we're going to cover how to pick up girls with Brian and Carter.
And of course, Dom.
So, listen, picking up girls, guys, is never as simple as it seems.
Not really as simple.
But it's the mindset, the confidence, and the vibe, pretty much how you move.
Now, regarding picking up girls, you can do it on Instagram, in person, or by referrals.
You know what I'm saying?
The sales referrals, right?
But the best thing you can do is practice by yourself or with friends.
Cold approach always works well.
Rejection is a part of the game.
And of course, guys, when you go outside, it's going to happen to you no matter who you are even brandon i'm sure like in the past you were told by girl no right in what context like for example like hey bro i try out the holler yeah oh yeah it's happened but how do you deal with it though do you just like i don't know i probably just forgot it happened you know like it's it's um you gotta always you know it's just like sales when you're doing sales yeah you want to have is falling apart over
here man fresh and fit like you know what i'm saying that's over there bro like dying fresh and fit shit is falling off over here we got a dog running around back um what the fuck was the question monday once again rejection how do you deal with it oh you know you should have you should be it's just like doing sales you should have enough volume that you don't even like remember like you should be putting enough effort that it's not like a big deal you
know like it it for example when somebody's new in like sales it's very sales and pickup are very similar you know and if somebody's new in sales be like man how do i deal with losing a sale blah blah like man you should have so many leads that you're working on that you're not even tripping off the one it should be the same way with girls, you know?
Yeah.
But you gotta put it in practice, no matter what happens.
Dom, what about you, bro, for picking up girls?
Definitely, yeah.
You get used to, like, rejection, it happens, but you gotta know which ones to pick out that you can, like, minimize the rejection, especially like if you in clubs.
So the club setting helps out a lot.
You can raw dog it.
Like, if you're going out on a walk with your dog, that helps out a ton.
They come in and approach the dog.
You can definitely raw dog it.
Yeah.
Well, raw dog it.
Yeah.
Because the clubs.
Because the clubs.
The club setting is so much easier because of eye contact.
Yeah.
I mean, at least do eye contact.
She glanced two, three times, you know, to go ahead and approach.
But the main thing is to lead with confidence for the most part.
part even if you get rejected have that confidence go after another one i like what he said have some leads because if all those fail you have something that you can call to pull up and you know raise your confidence although you struck out you're gonna win tonight so i like what he said good point i think for obviously they doing dates as well if you double book dates for example let's say it's a thursday and you got four girls lined up if two flake you got two to go on dates that's a pretty good ratio right versus one flakes then you're Anyhow ladies on the panel, this is your turn here.
So from your expertise in the dating world in Miami, of course, how would you say a guy should pick up a girl in terms of like getting her phone number and then possibly if he's good enough getting it to smash later on so we'll start with the first approach getting her phone number like are we in like in a club setting or like anywhere.
I'll give you that that option.
It could be a club.
It could be outside.
It could be nighttime someone's house.
It could be at Burger King.
Motherfucking the mall.
Where should a guy go anyway in your opinion?
At a gym in person?
I feel like the gym is not somewhere you should approach a girl unless she lies.
I think a lot of girls get annoyed.
Don't you think?
I get what you're saying.
What if they're like insecure and they're like out of breath and you're like, hey, how are you doing and she's like in the middle of her rep what you're saying sounds right on paper but you got to remember man the the right guy says the right thing to the right girl okay so if you're at the gym how would you pick up a girl huh listen first of all i got a girlfriend okay let's say i got i'm in a happy relationship this is all hypothetical this is all hypothetical yes he is he definitely is so i ain't picking up none of you ho stay
away from me trying to ruin him I'm saying homebreakers.
Goddamn harlots.
Okay, well, fresh, how would you pick a girl up at the gym?
But if I was to give Hold on If I was to give Advice to someone On how they should do it Just advice Yeah, if I was going to give it, if I was coaching a nigga on how to get a girl, it would be what I've seen work in the past.
You know, sometimes I see dudes.
I wouldn't try to correct her form or no shit like that.
You know, I think you can, especially in Miami, the gym's just like the club.
I think you can actually just go say hi Depending on her vibe If she's on some power lifting shit In between Putting the chalk on her hand Like PR or some shit Then maybe you want to back off But if she's chilling It depends on the vibe Also Miami is a weird place Because here is like a day club It is man It's different I know dudes that don't go to the club Just go to the gym Pick up girls from there And then
go out So it does work that way.
a little bit more uh simplistic but what i will say is the question was on you how to pick up an actual girl for advice for a guy so i don't you have to be be more like specific because that's very broad.
Okay, I'm giving you the option to choose a location.
There's a setting you want to choose.
You can do this.
We believe in you.
Yeah, we all believe in you.
We're all rooting for you.
So tell us what you want to know from your opinion.
I don't know.
Like, let's say we're at the grocery store.
If we're at the grocery store and if I look at you and I kind of look at you a little bit like three seconds, I would want you to come up to me.
Three seconds.
So hold on.
I got to walk in there at the same time as you.
Not the same time.
Like, but let's say we're hold on.
I lock con eye contact and I have to know in three seconds.
It's time to fast.
What if you don't see him?
Like my girl, she tells me that bitches be looking at me and I don't even be noticing it.
Like, what if he don't notice you?
Well, he's approaching me, right?
Am I approaching him?
Nah.
You said...
Yeah, I know, but isn't that the context...
You said he should approach you if...
What if you don't see him look at him?
Then on to the next one.
Cold world, man.
Wait, you g wasn't about your game, homie.
Okay, so you're focused on eye contact.
That's the main way guys should approach girls.
Eye contact first.
I feel like eye contact's a major part of it.
Give fresh the look so I can see.
Or look at the camera.
Yeah, yeah, give them a look.
That's a look.
So you're going to stand there and be like this.
I'll probably be like, just like, I'm on my phone and I'm looking up and I'm like, and I go back to my phone.
So, tell us.
Literally, three seconds is all you have.
Three seconds.
Wow.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm confident.
Um, and confidence in the way they like approach me.
They have to have like a good smile, like the way they talk.
Um, they can't be like to ghetto, you know?
Like, yo, but Shawty, what's up?
Like, I don't like that.
Like, back up.
It has to be something like, oh, how are you?
Like, what's your name?
My name.
Like a proper way.
Question.
Is his smile good?
Cheese.
Hell yeah.
His smile?
Cheese.
Yeah.
What's a bad smile you'd say?
Someone who doesn't have good hygiene.
Someone who has plaque or something like that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
Nobody wants to talk to you.
If you have a black or two, come on.
Okay.
And then real quick, give me one example of confidence that you've seen work on you.
the way they approach me.
So like, if they're approaching me, they will just be like, Oh, hi, my name is this and whatever.
Instead of being like, Oh, like awkward, like, Oh, looking away and just like, you know.
From your experience, is it better to just be simple with your approach or do pickup lines?
Simple.
I don't really like, like, from my point of view, I don't like pickup lines.
But I'd rather have someone just be simple and just be like, Hi, how are you?
And nowadays, from your, I guess, point of view, do you get approached a lot in the street?
Yes.
But mostly like at clubs.
Is it white guys, black guys, Asian guys, Hispanic guys?
It's all types.
How do you choose who to give your phone number to?
By my choice.
But is it the confidence or is it like the teeth?
Like what?
Because you know what?
This guy is worth.
Well, I have a specific type.
So like if they're my type, then I'm going to give my number.
What's your type?
Really?
They want to know.
Someone's like, they have to not be American.
Let's just put that that way.
Okay, so they can't be American.
Yeah.
So we're talking about Japanese or like Indonesian.
Wait a minute.
So you could be.
Indian?
Come again?
No, I mean, oh, not Indian.
Not feathers.
Okay, you got to pick the right Indian.
Okay, okay, you're right.
Like, I'm more into Spanish, like hubby bees.
Arab.
Okay.
Like Myron.
No.
He's Arab.
So.
Okay.
Well, Myron's every girl's type.
Women look tall and shaped.
Yeah.
Pause.
All right, what about you?
He got the confidence.
He does.
What about you?
How should a guy approach a girl in your opinion?
And what should he do?
I have the best phrase when men come and say order whatever you want.
It's a clue for my heart.
I understand that's why, man.
Wow, that's a combo of a saying.
You can order whatever you want.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you sit in the restaurant and men say, Hey girl, order whatever you want.
And I always say, Are you sure I can order whatever you want?
You say, Yes.
That's why I'm thinking, you know, I can order whatever I want.
Like, is that shit there?
Brandon, I'd be crazy.
You're fitness coach, right?
Yeah.
And you have a lot of clients that are successful.
They do pretty well.
Well, but if someone wants to lose weight, let's say someone says to them, order whatever you want.
Is that a good thing?
Well, it depends on, it depends, man, right?
It depends on the macros.
You know, like, it really depends.
You know, because you can...
As long as you're within your caloric range, you can pretty much eat whatever you want.
Honestly, as long as...
Yes.
What do you do next?
Order whatever I want.
Okay.
After that, what happens?
I become happy.
I'm happy, happy wife, happy life, you know.
When a woman happy, then we start, we can start to have a good conversation.
So at some point, a guy approached you, said, order whatever you want.
And then after that happened, what happened after that?
Was it he took you on a date or like?
No, it's like when I talk is we're already sitting on a date like in some cafe restaurant.
So yes, what happened?
After we talk, we see what's going on.
Okay.
So.
So, um, we got a video to play here.
And you spoke about the gym, right?
Just before you start, I just want to explain why we why we girls want to hear when men say order whatever you want because it's like show his generous way.
And the second, you know, when you expect the big laugh from the woman, you need to also give something big.
No, it's hard to explain, but we a woman, we love it.
They're going to fuck you.
But bottom of the food, they won't.
Okay.
That's what.
So we'll do the first video.
I'll try and translate it.
This video talks about how to pick up girls in the gym.
Let's play.
Here we go.
Adios over there.
Yep TikTok, man.
They don't want us to play, huh?
It's a matrix attack.
It is.
It really is.
What's that, guys?
But no, guys, if you don't want to support the show, sub to the channel, run by the machines.
It doesn't have to be the one she's using.
If there's like one laying by, you go over there and you're like, excuse me, miss.
I'm sorry to disturb you.
Are you using this?
And she'll be like, no, because it's on the floor.
She'll be like, yeah, fine.
You can have it.
You stare her for like a second.
You'll be like, wow, you have a beautiful smile.
I really like something gym.
Wow.
And then you walk away.
And you walk away and change gyms.
Have her wishing for the rest of her life.
Why didn't speak to me?
Why he didn't get my number?
One more time?
Here's how you bag a girl at the gym.
You wait till she's using like one of the machines.
The rope.
It doesn't have to be the one she's using.
If there's like one laying by, you go over there and you're like, excuse me, miss.
I'm sorry to disturb you.
Are you using this?
And she'll be like, no, because it's on the floor.
She'll be like, yeah, fine.
You can have it.
You stare at her for like a second.
You'll be like, wow, you have a beautiful smile.
It really likes up the gym.
Wow.
And then you walk away.
And you walk away and change gyms.
Have her wishing for the rest of her life.
Why didn't speak to me?
Why he didn't get my number?
Okay, so real quick, would that work on you if a guy did that to you in the gym??
I will just think about him, but I don't know.
It'll be strange.
It'll be strange, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
What was the last thing?
Well, you know what?
Hilarious, bro.
Well, I think they want to know as well.
For your, I guess, daily activities, what was the last thing you've been to the gym?
Whoa.
Again, please.
Last time you've been to the gym.
Last time.
Oh, couple days ago.
You see, I'm big on here.
Look.
Oh, she only lifted.
Okay, Brandon.
See that?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, what about you?
Would that work for you in the gym?
It would work, but he had to be cute in my type.
Okay.
Because then I'd be like, man, the right guy can say fucking anything.
Yeah.
You know, like, I mean, you could fuck it up for sure.
I know that from experience.
You could say the wrong thing and fuck it up, right?
I probably talk my way out of more pussy than everyone.
But the right guy can say fucking anything.
Anything.
Within reason, you know?
Not, I mean, not anything.
He can't be like, Yo, what up, my nigga?
You know what I'm saying?
But within reason, it's more about being the right guy instead of having the right approach.
But to your point, though, Brandon, if that's the case, it should be a numbers game because you never know if you're the right type.
So you just got to go for it.
Life is a numbers game.
Exactly.
Okay, for you, would that work for you in the gym if he just came up to you, beautiful smile, and then walked away?
That would work, yeah.
But I'd be like longing for his attention probably after that.
So, Brandon, real quick, if I'm approaching a girl in the gym and that happens.
He's saying to go to another, leave that gym, go to another gym, never come back.
I think he was just being funny.
Of course, of course.
Walking away would definitely.
And maybe like a couple days go by, you see her again, you say something or you don't, but you say something again.
So I think him planting the seed come back later on might work.
Oh, he's playing the long game.
But just as a general rule, though, game pickup is not really ideal because you got to work up there the next day.
And if it fumbles and fails, you're going to look kind of crazy.
So leave that one out.
But Dum, what do you think?
Good approach?
Yeah, I think it's a good approach.
Main thing I keep them wondering, that always really works.
Planting a seed works a lot for women just because they like to be the direct, but at the same time, they don't expect you to walk away.
So it keeps you interested at the end of the day.
She's going to think about that one that walked away, think what she's lacking, how can she improve it on the next interaction.
All right.
And then ladies, real quick on the panel, give me a time where where a guy approached you and it worked effortless.
It was a perfect, perfect approach.
And he was like, you know what?
Here's my phone number Instagram.
Let's go.
We'll start here.
So perfect approach from a guy that approached you.
Perfect?
Yeah.
That worked on you.
He came up to you, he DMed you, whatever that may be.
I don't know.
It happened three days ago.
I was eating, eating three meals.
Damn.
I didn't disturb anyone.
I was doing my favorite stuff.
Damn.
Then he said, hello, Ellen.
I raised my ass and he's standing with the flowers.
You know, also I'm stand-up comedian.
So it was on the festival.
I did some stand-up show and he told me, Oh, do you know I like you and I wanted to give you flowers yesterday, but I didn't have it.
So I go to the field.
I collect it on my own.
So I want to give it to you.
I started laughing.
I said, You kidded me really?
Because I didn't believe.
He said, No, really.
I said, Okay, thank you very much.
And then he said, And you won't kiss me after that?
I said, Of course I kiss you.
Then I kiss him.
Then I still think he made me joking.
But then he gave me some rinks.
Not like simple rinks, but I was thinking again, what?
And he told me, Drink.
Ring.
Ring.
Oh.
And then he told me, It's for your memory because it was the last day of the festival.
So I'm still shocked.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I was just eating.
I didn't do anything.
So the best approach.
The best So I mean, you know, I don't know why in our days, especially in Miami, all the people concentrated about the body, about how you look, but people forgetting to appreciate the soul.
And this guy saw my sense of humor.
He saw how I'm acting, my smile, et cetera.
So he liked me for that.
So I won't say guys please.
But he didn't leave with gifts too though.
Huh?
He left with gifts too.
Which gifts?
Flowers and our ring, wasn't it no he gave it to me yeah that's a gift that's a gift yeah yes that's what i'm saying so he he stood out too because he already spent put his pocket first too he's saying that the guy can approach you with gifts in mind yeah from the very beginning so it's kind of like he came with yeah he came prepared with you obviously spent some money on you to show you his appreciation no he doesn't spend the money it's me because he go collect the flowers but he's but okay what about the ring values what about the ring i don't know where he got it but
Yes.
Okay.
So it's not about the money.
Okay, so he came in blazing guns.
All right, what about you?
It was actually a couple days ago.
I was actually walking into...
What?
I said, no, that's two a couple of days ago.
Yeah.
I was walking inside Flanagan's.
I love Flanagan's!
I met so many guys now.
Miami vibes.
You're hungry, man.
Go to Flanagan's, bro.
The park and hard, but it's working.
You will find me, too.
um as i was walking into flanigans and um i was asking so many questions guys came like right here it's like say something like behind me and i was like what the hell so i walked around i left and he was like hey, like, I thought you were really pretty.
Can I have your number?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
But he was really cute.
You know, he did it in like a really like proper way.
And yeah.
Okay, so behind approach.
Yeah.
And in a cool way.
Yeah.
Is that a braggedy from behind?
What?
Is that normal to talk to a girl from behind?
You think?
No, it's not.
But I was talking to somebody and he came behind me and talked to them at the same time, like kind of like interrupting me.
Interesting.
Yeah.
And I walked away.
Was he black or white?
He was like mixed.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
So I was in New York about like two weeks ago by myself, and I was at a bar, and right when I walked in, Just real quick.
Why are you in New York by yourself?
Because I want to go on a solo trip.
Those are the bus.
I'm on a solo trip right now.
Oh.
Stop.
She belongs to the street.
Yeah, sorry.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Anyways, on a solo trip.
And I was at the bar and then some guy, right when I walked in, probably like, I saw him looking at me when I walked in and I probably like three minutes later, he walked up.
He's like, I know you just got here and it's probably really annoying, but you're so pretty.
Can I buy you a drink and can I talk to you for a little bit?
I was like, oh, you're so sweet.
And I was like, yeah, you can talk to me a little bit.
He's like, we're going to a house event like for house music.
And he was like, if I buy you an extra ticket, would you come with me?
And I was like, okay.
It was just nice.
Nice.
And he's like, yeah, instant date.
Instant date.
Yeah.
So, so, just so I understand this properly, he approached you, saw you, liked you, invited you to a different spot, and you were just bored.
He said yes.
Okay.
Was it his confidence?
Did that make you say yes or just like you were?
Like, oh, well, like the fact that he wanted to continue to spend time with me instead of elsewhere, even with his plans he already had.
So she's describing fellas an insta date.
And if you don't know what that is, it just means you meet a girl for the first time.
And she has time available.
You say, listen, let's go over here.
Let's do this.
Let's do that.
And she follows your plan because it's a good plan.
Her day isn't set up already.
And then she follows your plan.
So it's a day.
This means you meet her person for the first time.
Call approach.
And you plan that date right there and then.
And you execute life.
So I noticed, bro, that they like when you already have plans.
Like, yeah.
Like in the past, like probably before being a creator, I would ask women like if they want to go out.
But now, you know, you give off a better like vibe of having motion.
If you say, I'm doing this tonight.
Do you want to come join me?
So that's something I've learned that really helps a lot with women.
It's just already have something set.
Say, I'm about to have dinner.
Do you want to join me?
Because they already know that without them, the show is going to go on.
It's not based on them coming out with you.
They're the ones that's going to miss out.
So I found out that helps a lot.
And also having good plans that are better than their plans gets the cake.
So that's good.
All right.
Another video here from a girl explaining to people how to approach women.
As a mid-looking man.
Here we go.
bare minimum mid, like it doesn't matter how tall you are, your muscle, your money, this is the 100 most effective way to approach one i have taken notes from men aged range 22 to 37 like decades of hoeing around and now men on the internet are confirming that this has worked for them chances are you are focusing on the look at her teeth bro god damn yo okay ladies real quick is that good
teeth no no but she has a really nice like it's white She got some extra rose.
Almost like a shark If she was a guy approaching you No With those teeth Would you even like Would you?
What?
What would you no no I'm asking because his her teeth is jagged as hell bro.
Yeah.
So that was a guy he's he's he's he's cooked because at that point bro you look you look crazy.
All right.
Let's continue But she said she was a hoe so it'd be working for niggas, you know Yeah, I like it completely wrong thing when you're thinking about approaching the number one goal of how you start the conversation is to simply start the conversation one way to do this is with a respectful compliment especially if it's on something that she consciously chose this can be her hair this can be her shirt this can be the book that she's reading.
All you got to do is start the conversation.
If compliments just aren't coming into your mind, this can be a context question.
Now, I go over pickup lines that relate to context questions and just how to keep conversations going in my workshop, which you can grab from the top of my page.
These are things like you're at a club, you ask.
Oh, where have you been out tonight?
Did you just get in?
Or like, what's the vibe?
Typically, this sort of conversation works better with a younger crowd, whereas the compliment will work better with slightly older, more mature women because they, you know, would appreciate a guy with ball.
All right, she's selling a program.
But here's the thing, right?
Like, this is a simple thing you can do fellas as an icebreaker that cover cover cover all races all nationalities all well one gender and if you say this one line fellas this will start the competition at a good pace all it is is hey where are you from that's it like I I'm telling you right now bro it doesn't matter where you are in the world you could be in Spain France doesn't matter here in America hey where are you from I'm from Philly I'm from Texas I'm from France I'm that right there opens up a competition it's simple Is
that is that is a good starter you think?
Yeah when I drink all this ask everybody where are you from?
So that right there is a good starter.
Instagram, in person, doesn't matter.
And it's just to the point, where are you from?
And then from there, ask more questions and you get the attention without being a weirdo.
That's like all purpose start.
It's like Swiss Army night.
Swiss Army night.
Yeah.
All reliable.
Let's see.
All reliable.
Even like networking events.
Hey, where are you from, bro?
Boom.
So it's a really good opener and really simple.
All right.
Cool.
Well, listen, I think picking up girls isn't that hard because obviously we're experienced here.
unfortunately, it's usually for a reason.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's usually for a reason.
And what happens is if you look at their lives, they're probably like breaking a lot of promises they make to themselves on a consistent basis.
Like, oh, I'm supposed to go work out or I'm supposed to work on this business or I'm supposed to not goom today or whatever it is.
You know, and they break these promises they make to themselves over and over again.
If like, if I kept telling you fresh, hey, I'm going to do something for you.
I'm going to do this for you.
And I never do it.
Like, how much confidence would you have in me?
You know what I'm saying?
Zero, right?
So that person is you.
And it's worse because you can bullshit.
Everyone else, you can act a certain way, you can behave a certain way, but you know who you really are.
You know when you lack integrity with yourself and it manifests itself in different ways.
So I would say someone who wanted to gain confidence is really start keeping the promises that you make to yourself on a consistent basis.
And then you have a track record of 10%.
Then you'll probably get some motion, right?
If you pick the right things, you know?
So I'll give you an example just out of your point.
We did a show on Tuesday, right?
And I said going on, I had my show too, and I said, you know what?
i can't let brandon down i gotta pull up to the show and then do my show after right so i come to your show and i said brandon listen uh i came here we had a great show bro come on my show you know the following thursday you said check my calendar good to go yeah but i know brandon our person the calendar system yeah so if he says he's coming he's coming yeah now mind you most people they say oh bro yeah let's you know whatever and it's like a gamble So having having the confidence when you make a choice,
bro, is 100% because you put in a calendar, you make a point to go to that event or that occurrence.
Yeah, you know, you just want to, you know, the problem with like doing shit you're not supposed to do, breaking promises or not to yourself or other people acting out of integrity the problem is even if you like get away with it like inside you know and you can't you can't fake and everything else would just be a facade that you're putting on you know i owe justin waller one because uh i'm not gonna lie man his event i didn't pull up i owe
justin i owe you one bro justin waller i owe you one i'm holding myself accountable fellas justin waller i owe you one bro we know you're watching um the episode of how to pick a girl justin if anyone needs it yo Yes, the six foot two guy who always wear six foot five guys who always wear suits everywhere driving a Lambo.
That's the guy that needs to be cheap.
Yeah, no issues with girls at all.
Brandon is that cheek.
Okay, sir, Justin.
Brandon too.
What's next one?
So real quick, Dom, we'll do the news at this point, right?
Cool.
All right.
Iggy Azalea teaches Neon how to be a real boss and never pay in front of a woman.
So fellas, this is some game here That most guys don't know But either someone taught Iggy this Or she knew from
You just say, are you ready to leave, babe?
And then you walk on out, that bitch.
And she says, what about the check?
And you say, I already took care of it.
Now you gave up the method.
Now everyone's gonna do that to their girls.
We should do it.
Can we also get the chat?
Hold on.
Listen.
I'm not the biggest fan of that.
I'm not the biggest fan of Neon, but listen.
He got Iggy on his platform, Negan.
Fucking WNEON.
Negan's trying to smash that shit, bro.
Anyhow.
No, no, dude, they are.
In the industry.
You already have your check and everything already handled.
but this works in both ways for business meetings and dating because you come in like a gee yeah it's already paid oh uh i'll put my card down nah it's already paid bro like what you're so fast but before i even go to the restaurant i know either the manager i know the owner or the person serving us right so listen here's my card i'll pay for everything so you don't forget So then we get a chance to say, I'm putting it in.
Nah, it's ready to pay for.
And that's what you do as a G. And on a date, same thing.
Wait, where's the check?
Oh, we're good.
If he just slips you your card, she won't even see it.
And it's like, wait, did you pay?
Nah, it's covered.
I never did that.
Yeah, I haven't.
But that's real G shit for me.
So Iggy has some experience from either from a dude or she watched it live, but that's some real G shit, bro.
Yeah, okay.
Now it do sound like some James Bond.
Yeah, that's a shit.
But you know who's talking about my granddad?
Bro.
Bro.
Listen, he was a boss because he'll pull up to a restaurant either like a hotel whatever back in barbados back in barbados mr foster come over here everything's laid out he had like a little secret uh i don't want to say on air but like uh he was uh well known but the point is that like uh that right there is a power move no matter who you are you could be a plumber a ceo that's some g so if someone did that to you what would you think i'd be like wow depressive for you uh yeah i'd be
really happy for you it's actually very ukrainian way in my country men always do like that because for no if men really like you he will never want to show you the bill that you don't even see the price the price why because he doesn't want to, you feel like you owe him something or something like the man always tried to do in this.
And even more, yes, like you'll say, men always like to pretend like I know somebody in this place, so we can just go.
Don't worry about that.
Like, but it's good sign.
It's me, the man really likes you.
Good point.
But yeah, it's DHV, this plain high value.
Real quick.
So Brandon, this is a part of the show that I think you might like.
So, you know, usually speaking, picking up girls is never easy.
And nowadays, especially in these times, it's hard for guys.
But you've been work in the game doing weights, being fit, and that is amazing, brother.
But today's feat is going to be amazing because I need you to pick somebody up today, a girl.
What do you need me to do?
Not in the dating way, in the physical way.
And Miss Ukraine over here is definitely available to be picked up.
So Brandon.
My girl's over here.
What are you doing?
Hey.
Okay, maybe not.
Maybe not.
But it'll be funny though.
I did it on streaming.
It was hilarious.
Okay, cool.
Well, here's the thing.
You know why she don't.
like me to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Because she never told me.
She's right over there.
Right.
She never told me.
But, and she might not even know this.
Maybe.
Maybe she don't know this.
But, like, yo, when you pick it up, shit changes.
Like, I gotta be with me, like, this thing girls over here.
Yeah.
It's like, shit changes when you put them over the edge.
It's like, if they didn't like you before that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
When you, once you start overhead pressing them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just telling you, man, you can see the, the, the, the switch over there.
And I wasn't like I didn't start doing it for that.
It was just like a cool thing.
Social media get a bunch of views, you know.
But then I would just note it.
I was like, oh shit.
Something changed.
Yeah.
Okay, Dom.
Are you up for it?
Man, no.
How about you, Brian?
You do it.
I don't know.
Listen.
Do it right now.
Yeah, do it now.
The camera's a shit.
Listen, find the clip.
No, do it right now.
I already did.
Come on.
We didn't see it though.
We didn't get to experience it.
Well, watch the clip.
They need to renew his health insurance.
Watch the clip.
I already did.
We can move forward.
You got another question to fucking make my girl mad at me or angry or make me look like a simp on the real fucking live stream.
Oh man.
All right.
French nice outdoor lunch status ruined.
So what's this?
Like some nigga.
All right.
That's the front top.
So this is a restaurant in France, paris i believe and this lady i guess is a immigrant or a migrant is here uh trashing the place in black fashion.
Let's go.
Nothing beats a chip to holidays.
And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person.
Nothing beats a chip to holidays.
And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person.
Okay, so usually when I go to the zoo, there's cages.
Nigga Hey listen man I ain't gonna let you I didn't finish.
I didn't finish.
Listen.
Listen, listen.
I'm just saying this is bad behavior, okay?
Now, uh, true.
That is bad behavior.
Yeah, and it makes us look terrible.
Yo, every time there's a- fucking crime or some bad shit, I'd be thinking, I hope it's not black.
I hope it's not white.
I'm using that shit all the time.
We watch the news.
It's like a white man who committed a crime.
My mom would be like, I was a little kid.
My mom would be like, oh, thank God he's not.
Yeah.
Because, you know, the problem is like, okay, that happens, right?
And then it said, oh, come to this room or come to this place.
And I feel like, damn, bro, like, are you looking at me like that?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so it's just a bad look all around.
Listen, man.
That's why I got really white man.
I don't think that people are thinking that this chick represents all of us.
I don't think I mean it's not a good look.
You know, but I don't hold on okay but I think because look a black woman like this is not a I guess representative of all black women of course but it creates a stigma even further down the line so from your opinion is that a good look because I don't think it's a good look you're asking me yeah no it's not a good look it's embarrassing and and this is why like dom I think if d okay if women especially black women
want to date men that are it's like their race or even black men this right here just makes it worse because now it's kind of like okay I see this stuff online.
I never even met a black girl or been around a black girl.
I'm going to assume certain things.
It's the internet.
Like for example, I never met some of these like radical like leftists, but well, I met some of them, of course, from the podcast, but that's all more like in person like this on streets.
That looks crazy.
I will say it looks insane.
The odds are against us when being minorities though, man.
I mean, not to just like be in victimhood, but it really is because black people, we stand out in all parts of Europe and America.
So if we're standing out and you're on like a spot like Six Flags and you just see one set of black people, which is the minority of the minority at somewhere like Six Flags, if they get into a fight, it'll appear as a much.
It appears more drastic just because the contrast between black and white, you see all these white people appear to be assimilated into society and people appear as animals because they already look different.
Because at the same time, when you see a white man and they're able to be teachers and they're able to have all these different types of jobs around kids, no one really thinks about how many white people actually kidnap children, how many of them are actually in charge of human trafficking rings.
They're in charge of human trafficking rings pretty much entirely.
It's all mainly by majority of white men and white women.
Yet throughout America, we don't see white people and feel like we need to hold our kids tighter.
But I think it's the contrast because white people, they're a majority of children so anything that we do it has a higher light on it.
I don't think it's necessarily worse with other races but it's the unfortunate reality of being minorities in America or Europe.
If you're in Africa and a white man in South Africa starts cutting up around a bunch of blacks, he looks like an animal.
He looks like a baboon because it's like you got all these black people acting right and you just got this one white person here.
It appears as if something is wrong with his entire people because it seems the situation wouldn't exist if a white person wasn't there.
I just think the fact that we're minorities, we stand out a whole lot more.
Listen, Nora Kalpoppy, if you're okay, listen, pick her up, give me.
Gimme 200 subs like we need 200 subs on the stream.
We're like 35 away.
That's simple bro.
35 subs.
I'll pick her up.
There you go to make you happy.
All right.
35.
But nah, I just wish that like at least these people here would um, you know not show this but again it's out there.
All right.
What's next one?
53-year-old lady asks where are all the good men?
Oh man.
There we go.
It has been several years.
Where are all the good men?
I'm tired of being alone.
I want to share my life with someone.
I am just tired.
I want to be in love.
I want to share my life with someone.
I want to feel the joys.
I want to feel my hands.
held?
I want to be held.
I want to kiss.
I want to support.
I want to make coffee with that person.
I want my person.
I want my person.
Thank you a lot, man.
Why is it so hard to find your person?
To be honest, I'm saying that.
It's like that's a red flag itself.
Yeah, that's why she can't get no more than $50.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I would never be on the internet crying.
Yo, that's crazy.
Never clutch me.
Yeah.
Turning on the camera.
It's fandom TV.
Yeah, yeah.
And then editing it.
Right?
You're like, you know what?
You know what, man?
I need to put everyone I know needs to see this.
Yeah.
Did you ever see me?
She went way wrong.
Hatewire.
So look, you know, look.
It doesn't look bad for 53, though.
She's beautiful.
I would not have known that.
She's emotional.
So you know what I heard this entire video from her?
All I heard was I, I, I, I. And that's the problem with religions nowadays.
Men and women are all about I, me, self.
So if you want somebody to be with you, guess what you have to do?
Know what they want or care about what they want as well.
So I just think in this example here, she's older.
She's not the worst looking, but like, bro, her mindset is me, me, me, me, me.
Obviously speaking, who wants that?
run though?
So that's I think the main problem here.
This is about her.
I want, I want, I want.
Wait a minute.
The man that you want, what does he want?
I bet that she don't know.
So, but what do you think about her pleading about no finding ground?
I feel like if you're 53 and something's wrong with you and you're still that single, something has to be wrong with you and you have to fix yourself first.
You can tell she argue a lot from her eyes.
She argues, bro.
I'll argue.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Argue all day.
Yo, man, listen.
Bitch, who fucking filmed herself crying, edited, and then posted.
I really did edit that shit.
No, no, no.
That's not.
That's sad.
That's some shit.
No, there's something there.
You know?
Like, I've seen men that I knew pose themselves crying.
Yeah.
I've followed them on the vlog.
That's why I am.
I'm following you at every level.
Like, we ain't either friends.
No, man.
You cry.
Fuck, just cry alone.
Yeah.
Or in private, my nigga.
You know what was sad that I saw recently?
Which he didn't cry, but like, it was kind of like...
Talk to Umar.
I'm like, bro, as a creator, bro, like, I get it.
We have tough times.
No one's perfect.
But my nigga, you about to go beg your audience for a chit like that online you you look sad you know he was happy when that nah nah because our doctor umar bro talking about you he was specifically for a decade but but i don't wish bad on nobody bro yeah like like honestly speaking like uh listen i get it as creators there's some hate jealousy whatever but if someone's doing bad i don't wish bad on nobody bro because like that that's fucked up you understand what it takes to work for it yeah and no dude no one's always on top at some point it can go wrong but like to beg online like
that is crazy it was really bad uh what do you think about this well i would not be crying online but also um i would do like in a work maybe something is really wrong with her maybe she has something that men don't want to settle down for yeah good point especially at 53 and the good men her age are married and like no kids i wonder if she has kids or anything Or she just lonely lonely.
She looks lonely lonely.
Yeah, she looks like she has no kids, no pets, no man.
No one to stop her from posting this video.
you don't know, you don't have goddamn sense into her.
Is that why you're saying?
Grandma, don't post this shit.
viral maybe she was trolling but maybe not Could be.
Great marketing if that is.
But you know what's the worst part about this though?
Like, let's say she is serious and this is actually a real video.
Like, what man is going to say, okay, you know what?
I'm here, honey.
This is like a desperate cry for help.
Maybe all at the creeps.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The creeps will be all at the creeps.
I'm here, baby.
You're right.
You're right.
That was a real scene.
Girl, message me.
Come over right now.
Why you got two phones, though, man?
Yeah.
We just going to let that slide.
Just a little trash, too.
Yeah.
At least it's not a house.
One for the house.
So, in your country, right?
Do women beg like this for men at that age?
Are they begging for a man at this age?
53.
You know, begging nobody begging.
It's a shame.
But I have another opinion about this lady.
I don't know why everybody speaks so bad.
But, you know, she looks like a strong woman.
I'm too a strong woman.
I'm trying very rarely, like once in a year or once in a year.
But when I do it, I do it huge.
And, you know, maybe she has periods and when we have periods, we're more emotional than regular.
And we know in her age, maybe she has a menopause.
Yeah.
Like surprise.
She and maybe just imagine, maybe she's a millionaire, maybe she's working all her life hard, she making the business and then she recognizes, Fuck my life.
I have money, I have everything, but I have no happiness.
So it's happened and come on, to be emotional is okay.
What she's recording, you know, sometimes I also feel desperate, only for one or two days maximum, then I okay.
But, you know, we are humans, we have emotions, it's okay to cry., it's okay to support, even she's 53, she looks good, what's the problem?
No, it's okay, everything you said is true.
I'm just talking about recording.
My camera didn't even do it.
It's like, would you do that?
Yeah, no, you know, I, maybe she's a bit drunk, maybe she drinks something.
She recorded, you know, I, I, something, maybe one time.
Yes, I was recorded a couple of times how I'm crying, but then I delete next day.
But, so that's what I was talking about.
Thanks to God it was, it was no viral.
Thanks to God it was no viral before I delete.
But the kind of a human is okay to cry, what's the problem?
She shared it.
It's not.
She shared it.
She shared it.
Yes, but the reason why do we have to see it?
Like, why do we have to see it?
Because we, you know, now is the trend for to be real because so many fake people in the Instagram pretending about their perfect life.
But I know, and now it's time to be real.
But the thing is, everybody does a lot of shit.
People shit.
People shit.
You don't put it on like you don't like to put everything you do on the internet.
So why don't you just move?
Just ask me about it, man.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm like, yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
She's writing for her, y'all.
She's writing for her.
Okay, maybe she can relate.
We'll move forward.
All right.
What's next one?
We got here, Dawg.
The news.
All right.
Breaking a millionaire Texas rancher was murdered by a buffalo during his South Africa hunting trip.
But the real news report of this is that most people are celebrating, you know, for the bull killing him.
I mean, the buffalo killing him.
Like the whole internet is celebrating the death of this man.
Is it because he's like, oh, it's like, yeah, because he hunts.
Like, and that's kind of strange to me with hunting culture that every time a hunter dies, people celebrate.
Like, it's weird how humans always take the side of animals.
Like, I can understand that they're somewhat defenseless.
But if humans had motion like us, bro, they would hunt the fuck out of us, bro.
Like, I mean, if animals had it.
Yeah, if they had this.
So, yeah.
I think at the top of the food chain, you have the right to do so.
People, especially in America, prefer animals over people because, again, I think people have lost faith in humanity because people are so bad.
They do bad things.
And they're like, you know what?
Animals are pure.
They don't do bad shit.
But then I think about it.
Animals have no souls.
So when they die, it's over with nigga.
If we die as humans, we have souls.
So, bro, I get the concept of not humans, but, bro, we have essence of life that animals don't have.
Yeah.
So you think dolphins don't have any souls?
No, they do not.
I feel like animals don't.
Who told you that?
Who told you they don't?
Deadass.
God did.
Who told you that?
First of all.
Dolphins in heaven and shit.
Dolphins are smarter than humans.
But where they're going to go when they die?
Maybe they have a soul.
Maybe you're a reincarnation.
He throwing them niggas in heaven too.
So dolphins in that bitch, that's too many people.
It ain't big enough.
Really?
It's not big enough.
of people.
You see, they carried those animals on the ark.
Yeah.
That's not the earth.
Hold on.
No, they just took a time.
So let me get this straight.
out of all the animals god made he gave dolphins souls Why would he not?
Whatever.
Listen, I think it's hilarious.
This is funny, but no, you're wrong.
Dolphins do not have souls.
You agree to disagree.
They're looking evil, though.
But I'll tell you who have souls.
I'm not gonna lie.
People have souls.
But again, we've lost faith in people because humanity is fucked up.
And of course, people want to believe animals are better than humans.
It is what it is.
All right.
But either way, this guy passed away.
Not a good thing ever.
But again, people see this as bad because you're hunting animals.
You get what you deserve.
So that's what they're saying here, bitch, clear the comments.
When some, you lose some, homie.
Chicago's Democrat mayor Brandon Johnson has sent out a warning to Americans that Chicago finances are at the point of no return if he doesn't get a massive tax hike to replace the dwindling revenue.
So he's just, pretty much, saying that the city of Chicago, all of the education, the judicial systems, everything that the government funds is going to be pretty much completely bankrupt and they're going to lose resources for all the residents in the city.
If they don't increase the taxes.
I'm from Chicago.
Wow.
Yeah, but I got out of there.
Is there any good areas in Chicago?
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're not like, not like I'm from the south side and that's like a very good area.
But, you know, the north side is like, if you leave the south side or the west side, you know, if you leave the south side or the west side, you're in good shape.
It's a beautiful city.
Yeah, it is.
It's like a, it's like a.
So all those things you see in movies are actually like real.
Oh, yeah.
You know, man, Chicago has like.
I remember when it had like double the murders in New York, homicide in New York.
But it's like, there's only like two million people in Chicago.
there's 1 million people in new york well our friend details was just in chicago and there was a shooting party he was at and that's just him going to a regular party and he was telling it at last week last month yeah that's what i'm talking about bro like that he's straight you know like that's just not dangerous he gets shot sometimes there's something always going on there Yeah, no, no, yeah.
And he was saying at that party he was at that it got shot up that 20 bullets were sprayed and 18 of them hit some, like hit people.
Whoa.
So only two bullets missing.
See, my black ass is standing in my.
Yeah, I would.
I'm going over there for some food.
It ain't worth it, nigga.
No, just stay on the south side, man.
outside man like just i was there not long ago i mean i didn't go to chicago for the one time but then they try fpg duck in a nice sized area too what's up fpg duck didn't they get get them in a nice area downtown downtown yeah downtown's a nice thing nobody safe man i mean some then some niggas get shot over here too right who well don't niggas don't get shot in brickle no never no Oh, well, they did.
What?
Yes, sure, I think.
Oh, yeah, somebody got shot in Lucky Strike, man, right there.
That's not Brickle.
Okay, that's down.
That's down.
I mean, electric lady.
Huh?
Electric lady.
Did that shooting.
Someone got shot and then yeah.
Okay somebody got shot not Somebody got stabbed over right right downtown Bitch got stabbed my friend actually told me someone got robbed.
He's walking away Okay, but that nigga okay got robbed all okay that is messed up.
Hold on got robbed.
Everything was messed up.
I'm telling you why she can go down anywhere.
It's true, you know, but the odds of it happening are way higher in Chicago Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
You know, for sure.
There's more people like my Chicago has 2 million people Miami has 400,000 So yeah, he's like a fucking small you know the numbers in all these cities the population oh man i'm gonna with cities that would be brandon that would be brandon that's cool though fellas if you don't mind like the video man follow brandon and dom on their channels as well or girls like you said down below so uh real quick okay my fault i'm sorry but i feel i got defensive about chicago as a from it's
okay bro it's okay i moved down for a reason you know what i'm saying like straight up yeah uh we got any tax bills or any uh Wait on.
Put on screen.
but yo you know what's funny I was trolling about picking somebody up but alright DPG things says pick her up fresh send him $200 then he'll do it just an overhead oh my bro I'm tired dog come on you said it you can't lie now no no no I'm gonna do it because as Brandon said confidence comes from saying what you're gonna do and then do it and it comes with him Not today
though.
though don't lie uh hit her with the overhead press man overhead press at least a squat hold on hold on hold on at least a squat for her put her back she's gonna put her on her back.
You feel good today?
have a good meal.
Oh my god!
Bro!
Hold on.
Have you gained weight?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
We just freaked out three days ago, she said.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
She's slim.
She's slim.
Fresh.
Fresh.
This is one day I didn't want something.
This is one day I was like, all right, it's cool, whatever.
Fresh, you want to go viral or not?
Come on.
I did the shit.
We didn't want to eat it with her though.
Alright, okay, chat.
We'll do it right now, man.
You guys got me.
He bet you got me.
Over here, Chris.
Can you get a chocolate chip on your back and you score?
Let's go, fresh.
You ready for this?
No.
Where is my gift, sushi?
Rings, flowers.
You think I'll so easily go and let you pick me up or what?
Oh yeah, I'll bring you a gift.
One second.
I can't wait for this.
I'm recording.
By the way, I got this for you personally, okay?
This is for you.
Okay, should I go to another room?
Sorry, that's hard.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this?
Oh shit.
Jim thing.
What?
That talks so much.
So you can go to Jim in your head when you're home.
What's that, bro?
Is this for the dog?
It's a dumbbell.
And a water bottle for you.
Oh, that's nice.
Bro, I know this stupid effort.
I know you don't want to jump off the dog.
It's a dog.
Bro?
Give me, give me gun, girl.
Don't play with your brain.
Bro, it was, you know, you had a chance to be romantic, to be nice, you know, many people watching you, maybe some beautiful girl watching you.
Now she's thinking you're a stupid idiot because what you do, it's a gift.
No, it's in the black world or where?
The black world.
Yo, that was loud.
Yo, do you want to bum us?
Damn.
I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna like that though.
Okay.
Now it's time.
Bro, you know, if you don't have a gift, you have a, you know, every girl will accept money.
It's the best gift.
Okay.
about money you got this question no what no no no they want to see me uh pick you up who show that why don't you just get on your back and you squatter what listen i got a long back pause but i gotta use it tomorrow okay so hey what do you gotta use your back before i pick you up again who so no no no no no baby i'm not going so easy i tell you you shouldn't do something i'm not so easy i'll beat you i'll get easy for you Bro, bro.
You know how much money guys spent to feed me?
And you want to just easily pick me up?
What is a tab typically like?
What?
The tab.
You said it's like how much would be costing?
Like if someone says to get whatever you want, how much would it typically cost them?
I don't know.
Depends if I'm hungry or not.
But I'm all hungry.
No, the biggest, let's say the biggest bill was $3,500.
For food?
What?
I'm gonna say that's pretty crazy.
What are you eating?
You're saying that's not there.
What's the bill?
I've been everywhere down in the city.
That's pretty crazy.
No, no, it's unbelievable.
Stop it.
It's unbelievable.
Stop it.
I've been telling it like that's still a crazy price.
I'm saying, I'm saying, so the guy, it was in Dubai.
I met the guy.
So he invited me for the date and it was my last day in Dubai so I decided to go to the best to the most I just dream about one place so I told him I want to go there it's my dream so he decided to make my dream come true that's nice so I eat and drink and smoke shishes I'm stopping and wait a doctor this he fell in love with me.
I swear to God.
Wait, you don't want to marry him?
No, we had a good relationship.
He, by the way, he was a bodyguard from Australia.
He was bigger than you, by the way.
Stronger than you.
Stronger than you and bigger than you.
Yeah.
And guys, it's not a joke.
And when he proposed me to date, I did like.
Do like, serious?
Do you like the rock?
It's starting to make sense, nigga.
Yeah.
It's starting to make sense.
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta be the way.
So, no, no, it's very interesting.
So when he offered me to live with him, like to have a serious relationship, first he gave me the gold bracelet.
I was wow, and then, surprising.
And then, and then, he opened his fridge and it was full of ice cream.
And then I started crying.
Yeah, it was so good.
I'm crying.
I love it.
No, it was, it was full buckets of ice cream.
And he told me, I don't know which one you like, but I bought you all.
Oh, that's so good.
Kars.
This is my friend.
So the way to your heart is food.
Wait.
The way to your heart is food.
Food and what else?
You know, I had a hungry childhood, so yes.
No, it's not joking at all.
No, I'm just asking because I like food too.
So I just feel like I know when you don't like food.
I'm confused.
Where is he now?
In Australia.
So you don't want to be with him?
His contract is finished and he goes to Australia, goes to Ukraine and then war started and blah, blah, blah, blah.
So yes.
The war caused you friction, I guess.
Huh?
The war was the reason why he couldn't see you any more?
It's also, but also because he, I tell you, he's professional.
He's a very professional VIP bodyguard and his contract just finished in Dubai.
So he was working on the contract with VIP people and then he needed to come back to Australia.
But still, if I will want to come back to Australia, if I will want to visit Australia, I still can come visit him.
So he likes big bitches?
Ah?
No.
Come on.
Okay.
I asked him.
I asked him too.
Robert, are you crazy or what?
Why do you like me?
I did nothing.
Yes, Robert.
I didn't do anything good to you.
Like I just been myself.
And he told me I like when you're capricious, when you control and when you know what you want.
He said, I love it.
And I told him, and I told him, my mama told me a hundred times with your character, you'll never find the man.
And I was thinking, wow, somebody loved me for the way I am, and I just didn't do anything special.
Okay, did you give him the cucci after?
Cucci?
What's cucci?
That's crazy.
Like, like.
Ah, later, not now.
Excuse me, you can't go.
He doesn't give the wizard.
What?
And he gives you the money.
I haven't even given him anything.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
He brought me home and home by eating ice cream in his house.
Robert, bro, you gotta tighten up, bro.
No, and that's just man to man, bro.
Come on, man.
Guys, you have a chicken, bro.
You don't know how to treat the real flower.
That's the real flower?
Real flower, you know.
That's crazy.
Okay, so are we doing this or not?
Yes.
What?
I didn't understand the question.
No.
David, you can make some flower.
You know, you should do something.
You know, it's only in Miami you can get girl and do nothing.
You're a man, you should do something before getting the woman.
Yes, bro.
So what is not my problem?
I don't play this game be out gentlemen.
You need to learn, you know?
What were you learning?
How to be gentlemen.
I tried it, man.
She ain't going, bro.
Of course not.
Because you have a cheap behavior.
Cheap behavior.
Have this cheap behavior with us, because it was not with me, okay?
Okay.
Hold on.
You want Anderson?
Yes.
That's my boy.
Bart like you want to.
What's up?
You want a Twinkie?
You want a...
A bucket ice cream?
Yes.
A bucket.
Which one do you want?
Hug and Dots.
No, one e-lease too easy.
I want something more interesting.
More interesting.
Come on.
Bro, I'm not easy.
Good girl.
Come on.
Come on, Fresh.
What smak do you want?
Just some special, tasty nice.
I want to see.
But not, not I don't like, I don't like chocolate no chocolate can be there but not brown color.
Hey, noble.
I heard, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Oh, you heard it?
It's not a noble, man.
What the hell?
Okay, bro, get her two.
She needs two.
Okay, I'll get her on.
Can you get some garlic?
No, they're good.
We're being cheap.
Do get her too.
What flavor?
Strawberry, vanilla.
Strawberry, vanilla.
Strawberry, yes, it's good.
Some have a strawberry.
Oh, you know, bring couple difference.
Girls like to choose.
Oh my God, guys, I need to teach you how to be a man.
Teach them harder.
You know, buy couple eyes and show how much you're generous.
The woman will choose which she's wanting.
Okay, no.
Don't be so cheap.
Don't buy whatever.
Come on, bro.
I love her.
Okay, listen.
Uh, in the meantime, I'll pick you up.
It's on the way.
Let's do the shit.
Because I'm actually really.
I don't know, bro.
When I say ice cream, then we will talk.
They're ordering it.
It's on the way.
Yeah, it's on the way.
It's on the way.
It's on the way.
And it's not on the way.
You know, it's like I promised you, let me fuck you, you will get the iPhone and the money.
Oh, then they just go home.
How if you do that?
How if you do that?
Yo.
You fuck them after that.
I'm done.
What should I do?
It's on the way.
We should let him do it.
Yeah, it's on the way.
And if we're not, we won't leave.
We'll call the scene for you.
One guy also told me, oh, I just, I just ordered delivery of my phone.
to your house.
It's never came, so.
Okay.
That's fucked up, nigga.
Okay.
We're going for it.
Tresh, you need to know how to make women happy.
I do make them happy!
How?
Tell me.
Baklava.
Baklava?
But no, I just Okay, whatever.
So you see?
You teach guys how to have a relationship, but you don't know anything about relationships, what we figure out.
Tell us.
Tell us.
Put her on, put her on.
To be granted, he's just trying to pick you up, not actually trying to pick you up.
Listen, she doesn't understand I'm in my villain arc.
Listen, I'll go out with you.
It's because I don't like you.
Oh, you.
Come on, why are you doing that?
Yes, yet.
If I see the vibe is there, then we're good.
But until then, we're just kosher.
Okay, cool, we can move on.
Okay, I pretend I don't speak English.
Okay, what's next on the show?
So you see guys, this is a good girl's teaching you.
If guys don't want to do anything for you, so definitely if he doesn't like you, so get out, you know?
Well, at least you know what he ordered it for you about.
Oh come on, I don't believe it's still coming.
It's on the way.
It's really on the way.
Go ahead, though.
Alright, adults claiming they are stressed are now relying on pacifiers to soothe themselves in a new disturbance trend.
He said, I feel a sense of safety for my childhood.
So you have to go.
This is really game.
This really irritates me.
Mighty cool.
See you.
There we go.
Let's play it.
How would they know?
How would they know?
I can't.
I just, I can't.
Oh my god.
Nobody's gonna.
I'm on TikTok mainly posting this is mainly on TikTok.
You can just look it up.
People searching these, they call them soothers.
I think the adults would call them soothers.
I think something had happened when they were younger to like trigger their traumas and now they're doing that.
Like I didn't care what anyone does with their life.
But that's trauma.
It also shows how things have become acceptable.
Because if it came out in the early 2000s and 90s, people would actually say these people like mentally disabled.
It's so weird though.
Like sometimes people wear diapers and like act like babies with big cribs and stuff like that.
And the furries too.
The furries.
The furries.
Have you ever seen that shit?
I think it's just about animals in the theater.
Animals like wolves.
You've seen that?
Sheep?
What?
No, buy an outfit like an animal?
Like a cat.
Like a cat.
Like in public.
And they're pretending to be an animal.
They call furs.
They call furs.
Oh, you never see that?
It's weird, bro.
Like mascots.
Like, like, mascots.
Yeah, yeah.
And be not mentally challenged.
But scary.
So look, I even did some research on them.
Them niggas be doctors and all kinds of stuff like you know some of them just be regular like bums and but there's some really successful behind a mask it's weird like yeah it is for real but i know it's a whole community now yeah but but imagine this is a norm where like people are so wait is that the is that the ice cream cream, no.
No.
What the fuck is that?
No.
Oh, okay, cool.
All right.
We're going to move forward until nobody gets with ice cream because, yeah.
All right.
We got one more.
This 18-year-old Kaden Lopez has been arrested for throwing a dildo at the WNBA star, Sophie Cunningham last night.
WNBA game.
He's been charged with assault and disorderly conduct.
Also, while we've been filming this, the fifth dildo, the superple dildo, was thrown at a WNBA game.
Like while the show been live, a new dildo was thrown last night.
So why are people throwing.
dildos on these people?
Well, now it's actually a huge money pool.
So I don't know if you've seen there's more bets on the dildos being thrown.
They are the games.
Then the actual games.
Yeah.
So, and if they aren't, they already said in the WNBA, if they can't stop this, this would actually start to become a staple in the WNBA because it's actually getting more views than the games.
Caitlin Clark is currently injured.
So they said this dildo is single handedly like increasing the viewership.
Did you get hit by it?
Yeah.
He hit her like that.
Yeah, it was just like on the leg.
He was the best shooter.
He was probably the best shooter.
So that's why he probably got lost too because she got touched by it.
Wait, what was it used?
I don't believe so.
I don't believe no.
There was no court.
Yeah.
I think it was new.
That's weird, bro.
Listen, I didn't date man WNBA need something because them niggas suck.
But two, attention is everything.
So for the marketing, hey, don't sue these niggas or put them in jail.
let him rock bro he just said throw toy dicks at look hold on hold on hear me out hear me out hear me out I think without this, bro, we would not be covering this today, right?
No, you so.
So in that sense, having the marketing as this, it's interesting.
I'll watch it.
However, now I get what is what you're saying.
They shouldn't touch people people with it.
But they just throw it in there and that's the marketing.
But they're trying to keep a family friendly, so that's why they would never.
You red peel niggas, you'd be picking and choosing when you're conservative.
When you want to be conservative, man, it's like women shouldn't do this, but it's okay to throw the dick.
That's cool.
I get it.
Listen, once no one gets touched, I think it's going to help the WNBA last longer.
All right.
For this last one here, listen, Miss Ukraine.
We need this for the audience because they put that into it.
Well, DPG did.
And they want to see you get picked up.
So if I can't do it, Don can do it.
How about that?
No, I'm afraid for his back.
I know I could pick you up, dog.
Who cares for you?
You don't care for anybody.
Nobody cares for you.
He got your ice cream.
You're mean to her.
You caught her fat a couple times.
What is he lying in?
Get her gym thing.
A gym bag.
dog toys.
You said that she's probably...
Hold on.
Hold on.
That was thoughtful.
Gym equipment?
It's dog toys.
That's our hero.
Okay.
He's on the way.
Okay.
So, in any case...
Maybe you should jump on it.
Maybe you should make it a little bit harder for him.
I'll be your get back, girl.
Jump.
Okay, not doing too much.
You really want to see him hurt.
Yeah.
But in any case, we'll do a lot of thoughts on the show before we close out here.
So thoughts about the show?
and how can guys uh i guess ultimately get a girl from your opinion awesome all right we rewind She was looking at herself.
I was.
Your final thoughts on the show, how can you know, the final thoughts about everything we talked about and how can a guy get a girl, you know, closing?
I feel like the show was good.
I feel like I got some new I feel like from a guy's standpoint now, I understand it's a little bit more difficult because girls don't really know what we are really looking for when they're being approached.
I guess it's just this situation scenario, like on different scenarios.
Basically, girls just show up.
They get attention, guys approach them.
Guys have to think about things in a totality way, for example, A to Z. Okay, if I meet this girl right now, how do I talk to her, get a phone number and lead to at some point, you know, a date and then smashing you just show up look pretty you get taken out so it's pretty simple for you guys but for guys way harder all right what about you i think the show is good tell us how you really how you really feel i think the show is good but i feel like you guys really haven't helped other guys bro
yeah really yeah how so because i feel like there's more to it than just like how you approach a girl what Of course.
Of course.
But remember, this is a podcast.
You guys speaking?
I'm just kind of...
I actually just hear this guy.
Yeah, he got chocolate.
and vanilla.
She's like, I don't watch.
Now you can't say anything.
Now you have to do it.
Okay, you ready?
Wait a second before we start.
I just want to tell you now.
The guys always say bad words about women.
Only two things.
You bitch or you fed.
Like, it's the best bad words for the women.
But what you say about me, I just want to tell you now that I can change my weight tomorrow, after tomorrow.
In our days, it's so easy.
You can do plastic surgery, you can do Ozempic, you can do whatever.
And even in one month, I can be super beautiful.
So never say to girls something like that if you don't know who will she will be tomorrow.
And first of all, I would like that everybody, every guy, please appreciate the values of the souls because souls you cannot change.
You cannot buy the new one.
You cannot do anything.
Body now is very easy to change.
So you guys still choosing the body instead of choosing the soul.
So this is a very bad.
I have to argue with that a little bit just because men, I mean, even here we'll tell like we'll get on a lot of women for judging a man for where he is today.
But none of us on this show has ever been delusional.
You're going to be judged for where you are, who you are today.
No one's waiting on tomorrow.
No one's trying to see the vision.
That's only for you to see it, for you to understand.
If you're fat today, you're fat in everyone's eyes today.
It's like it did.
What I'm not saying, but it's not even a blow to her, no, but it's the same.
Not a blow at all.
Anna Nichols is the broke, what I'm saying.
Who was the sex symbol of America and she was bigger than me and she looks a bit like me.
Anna Nichols is the broke.
Times changed.
It doesn't matter.
She was.
Yeah, and I can understand it.
But what I'm saying is that I'm fat to Harry.
Like today, if a man is broke, he's going to get judged for being broke.
Like you, you have to expect what you're going to get for who you are today, not for who you're going to be tomorrow.
That's for you to understand.
So I get what you're saying.
And you have a point.
You have a choice to make to either become fat, skinny, or whatever you want.
But right now you're fat.
So I'm just saying like this is the current state and that's what we see.
If it changes, amazing.
But now you're fat.
Okay.
Are we are we are good?
So Okay.
Say your piece.
Go on.
There is there is a difference between, you know, a fat and everyone has a different body structure and et cetera.
Like, I think curvy?
Curvy is better than fat.
Fat is like very, very, very bad.
But anyway, who cares?
Well, the good thing is you can change when you want to, so that's good.
Okay.
So you said the show was good for you and And you forget we forget to say your names.
Shout out Detox Shout out Detox Giddy's on the show Shout out to him Thank you Detox Okay And then thoughts on the show Hate I love it What?
Thoughts on the show How was the show for you?
Honestly, honestly, it's so okay You forget our need to say to ask our names, age, what we're doing We didn't even say who we are The intro The intro, yes, we didn't do it We did the intros Hi, my name is Dream Yeah, we did and no, we didn't do it We didn't do it Yeah, at the very start we did No, we didn't He said, let's do it and we didn't do it We started We started You want to do it?
No, but hold on, you were first., so you didn't do it.
Bro, maybe I'm fat here but you know not there.
So you were first.
I said, hey, give name, age, we do for living.
You asked her the first question about the relationship, not me.
You would ask me.
Run is back.
I said, we'll do the intro.
I'll tell each of you to say your name, age, we do for living.
And you just said, I'm here.
Let's see the video.
Let's see who is who is the right, who is the wrong.
We do the same intro.
You forget.
We started up the same way, every show.
It went around.
No, no, we did.
Yeah, we did it.
We don't do the full intro like Fashion Fit.
We just do like a short version.
But okay.
I just said the name, yeah.
What?
Yes, yes.
You asked the name.
Yes, I remember.
What's your name?
Yes.
So you were wrong, nigga.
So we're going to do this the easy way or the hard way.
Either way, we got to do it.
So are you ready?
Ready for what?
Tell me why you want to lift me for what?
I don't want to tell you.
They already did it.
There's ice cream there.
There's ice cream there.
Whatever people asking you.
No, no, no.
They supported the show, so I support them.
Because it's too good to hurt, but let's do it.
But if you don't want to, you don't have to, but I'm just saying like they want to see.
Because you know, if you wouldn't tell me that bad words, I would have a better mood, but now I think, and do you deserve to make your audience happy or not?
make money.
It's our ice cream too.
I say I want something interesting to a flavor.
You don't even listen to me.
She's like, I don't want anything brown.
This is all chocolate.
It's all chocolate.
I'm totally shopping.
I said, listen, my boy, to get you this ice cream so you can be happier.
But I'm still not happy.
Guess why?
Because you don't hear what women want.
You just, you just, you know, you treat the woman like dogs.
Just do whatever.
No, it's not working like that.
But didn't you say you're going to do it if you had ice cream?
He did his end.
You said that you're going to do it because you have ice cream.
Yeah, he's the man of his word.
You have to be one of the groups.
So should I jump to your shoulder or something?
Yeah, make it hurt.
Or we'll stay on your knees and I and I sit on your back.
Can you stay on your knees and I sit on your back?
It will be more sexy.
It will be doggy style like you like you like.
Doggy style.
Oh!
So how you want to be doing this?
Can you tell me before we do?
Okay, so you just stand here.
I pick you up.
Cool.
Okay.
That's it, no phony.
You know, I need to close my flower.
Close your flower, please, guys.
No, no, but okay, let's do it.
do for that way yeah because i don't know i don't know you should have just worked i'm my phone's dead send that video to me but then i kill you really really what's the serious thing okay okay you ready I'm not a buy.
If we will die or if something happen, I will die.
It's crazy.
So she's not alive.
She's not alive.
Oh my god.
Okay, ready?
Why'd you take your jewelry off?
Be safe.
No.
Be a chat to me.
I did not.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Mama!
Oh!
Do a squat!
Do a squat!
Oh, you're good.
Oh, my God.
You got your five minutes of fan.
Got your content.
Okay, good job.
with that Brandon was that a good yeah that was a great finale do it again I was oh you gotta be kidding gotta be kidding nah nah it was cool Appreciate that a lot.
This was a great show, fellas and ladies.
Thank you for coming.
Again, we'll do this every Tuesday, Thursday.
Thank you, BBC, for coming.
Follow him on YouTube as well.
I used to call myself that because there was another Brandon Carter who was in the...
So I have to keep saying it.
And also follow me on YouTube as well.
We do vlogs weekly.
And of course, are we dropping one this week?
We drop one tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
And then Dom on Twitter.
Dom.
Your YouTube is back, right?
Yeah, it's back.
Just got it back today.
Wdom.
I'm sorry.
So he was hacked.
Got his page back.
So Wdom.
Follow him on Twitch as well, doing streams.
And then DPG thing.
Support him as well.
A big support to show on YouTube, Twitch, everywhere.
All right, fellas.
Thank you for watching.
See you guys tomorrow for a stream about dating.
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