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June 26, 2025 - Fresh & Fit
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Girls Can't Name 3 Countries? What Obstacles Face Modern Men And Women In Dating?
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Hey, we are alive.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to First Your Podcast where we're John Zerk.
What's up, little ladies?
Let's get into it.
go Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
It's a nightmare.
I'm not mad.
In the night, no control.
Yo, put your shoes on outside.
You don't gotta put them on in here.
I'm not gonna make it.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe in this life.
I must believe in something so I'm not going to be able to do it.
All right, we're alive.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Podcast After Hours.
This is your man.
We're joined with John Zirka on some love days.
I think Zirka's last day is today.
Yeah, you leave tomorrow, right?
I'm moving into this building.
Are you moving?
I swear to God.
No, no, no, you're not trolling.
I thought this building's seven.
I'm like, that's kind of a waste of money.
Apparently, it's the cheapest it's ever been.
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
If I get this for $41, that's fucking insane.
Bro, this is all Miami, though.
All Miami's real estate right now is correcting.
I thought Miami would be the most expensive in the world.
It's a joke.
It was, but it's correct.
No, no, no.
It's expensive because you got to buy food.
Of course.
But I'm saying, like, it's correcting from like two years ago.
Yeah.
What was that?
It's Peace.
After COVID, it kind of went down a little bit.
It corrupted.
Which is good.
It's good.
So, yeah, it's correcting.
So that's good.
And the beautiful part is on the days you guys are not live, I'm starting to go live again.
I'm coming back up again.
Good, man.
Stop being a bump, man.
That's great.
Good stuff.
Okay, so quick announcement we get to show, I guess.
Code CC17.
Yes.
We did a Zoom call with the guys earlier.
Oh, CryptoCourse is open.
Yes.
I forgot to mention that last episode.
God damn.
Back for us.
Guys, it's yeah.
A lot of you guys messaged us and said you guys want to join in.
So we'll keep it open for you guys a little bit longer.
I don't know how much longer.
You're on the phone with us.
At least until, I think, Friday or this weekend.
Okay.
So.
Yeah, because a bunch of you guys, see, we forgot to even mention on the last episode.
So yeah, guys, it's open.
Get in there.
It's pinned at the top of the description.
Get in there while you guys can.
They're going to close it out.
And yeah.
Anything else?
That's it for now.
And link down below.
Chris, go ahead.
He's here.
I'm surprised.
According to who, though?
I don't know.
You know, group chat shit.
But anyways, yo, shout out to the chat.
Shout out to the girls.
We got eight girls on the panel.
No whales.
All new girls, too.
You know, except one, no whales.
I do work hard for you guys.
So W Chad, W Zerka, W Girls.
W Chris.
And find me on onlyfans.com slash Aaron Boxing.
Yo, I'm joking.
Collab with me, ladies.
So anyways, but support me on Kik because me and Mario do play Marvel rivals, you know, Irage and that shit too.
More than Myron, believe it or not.
And Fresh might join us.
Who knows?
I don't know about all that.
What, what, what, what, what?
More than Mari?
Yeah, trust me, Mario's there.
You know, Mario, Mari, take it.
He crossed.
Well, I try to join the game chat so I could tell them they suck.
You just want to sit in Discord like a loser.
I tell them they're not.
No, yeah, they're a trash, but I don't want to argue with randoms.
Yeah, see, that's not fun.
You got to shit on randoms.
Oh, you know what?
Yo, let's do that then.
That should be hilarious.
We could call them, you know, everything.
All right, fuck it.
Let's do it.
All right.
Anything else?
No, we good?
That was it.
All right.
All right.
We'll do some chats and then intros.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
Read that record.
But Checkabos says, Neither countries, if they get it wrong, Zerka has to do a line.
Okay.
No, actually, Fresh.
The new idea had.
Damn, Fresh.
Look who's sitting next to you, Fresh.
In the group chat.
Look at that.
Fresh.
That's someone's mom right there.
So we'll start over here first.
So this is the game we play here.
No, but Fresh, like the new idea.
I told you in the group chat.
Yeah, let's do that.
We're doing spin the bottle first.
Spin the bottle?
Yeah.
Go ahead, Chris.
Yeah, give it a break.
You got a good idea.
Go ahead.
All right, so basically this, because first can't read chats nowadays.
Just scroll up, nigga, one time.
All right, so basically, ladies, all right?
All right, so let's see.
Instead of naming three countries, right, you start with one country, right?
And everyone goes one by one.
So everyone names one country.
And if you name it wrong, you're out.
The last girl standing gets a prize.
What's the prize, right?
I don't know, nigga.
You're a D, nigga.
You know what?
The prize you get.
I don't know.
Like, I'll think about the ladies, okay?
So it sounds cool.
Yes.
Mine afresh.
All right.
All right.
Maybe.
And shout out for Mike from Boston with that idea, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it was Mike from Boston.
Take a credit.
Yeah, I don't know.
You think it's upgraded, bro?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead.
So we'll start here.
It's just one country, right?
And then we go around the country.
You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
But anything else you can name.
And we'll start right here.
Just one.
That's easy.
It's easy for me.
Yeah, it's easiest for you because you go first.
Damn, you look good on that fucking camera.
What the hell?
She looks good, yeah.
Just one.
Okay, DR. Alright.
DR. Dominican Republic.
Alright, what about you?
Sweden.
Alright.
Peru.
Belgium.
Africa.
Venezuela.
Wait, Africa?
Yes!
Oh my god, we're fucking demanded!
Okay, it's my turn.
Alright, so she's out?
Yeah, you're out.
Okay.
You're next.
No, no.
She's in Venezuela.
You're next.
Egypt.
Columbia.
Okay.
Alright, go on.
Again.
I'm out.
Damn.
You gotta try at least.
Do you want help?
Give me your hand.
I'm out.
Yeah.
Damn.
I'm not gonna try.
No.
Wakanda?
Okay.
Brazil?
Okay.
Algeria.
Belize.
Germany.
France.
Turkey.
Italy.
Mamma Mia!
Australia.
Morocco.
Bulgaria.
Albania.
Spain.
Iran.
Greece.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Um.
Jordan.
Hello, Harmon!
Brazil's name.
Hey, his name already.
Bolivia.
Okay.
Chile.
Niger 1G.
Colombia.
No, someone said that already.
Get harder now.
South Africa.
South Africa.
Ghana.
Russia.
United Arab Emirates.
Rwanda.
Hello, my boy!
You said Rwanda?
Yokohama Turks and Caicos.
Bell Jump.
Wait, Circus not in this.
It's a kid country sticker.
Like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, like it.
Netherlands.
Okay.
Romania.
Switzerland.
This is going for pretty long.
Yeah, these are the one lose.
Haram!
Libya.
Sudan.
Haram!
Out.
I've never tried.
I believed in you too, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Queen, man.
Don't give up.
Um.
You want some tequila?
Spain.
Okay.
No, no, I already said it's Spain.
Okay, man.
Ah, shit.
Never mind.
There you go.
Nice rack.
Nice rack.
Iraq.
Jordan?
Iraq.
She named Rojordan.
Yeah, I'm out.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, what are we?
Switzerland.
Okay.
Israel.
That's kind of a devil.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
We'll give it to you.
Ukraine.
Okay.
Tanzania.
Me?
Yeah.
Poland.
Japan.
Philippines.
United Kingdom.
Okay.
South Korea.
Gujana.
Whoa.
Okay.
What?
Gujana.
Gujiana?
Okay.
Okay.
Next to Venezuela, so I'm from Venezuela.
Guyana.
Buena.
Buena.
Guyana.
Yeah.
As I was like, Guyuana.
Yeah, what's Guyana?
Okay.
What about you?
What's done by?
That's another question.
Yeah.
China.
Hawaii.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay.
Yeah!
Yeah!
She laughed in a while, look at that.
Yeah!
That's what I cooked a long time ago.
I'm going to show you that.
Alright, what about you?
Thailand.
Cambodia.
Pressure's on.
Pressure is on.
Nicaragua.
Chile.
Okay.
Someone's going to chile before.
I think so.
Yeah.
You got this.
You're queen.
New Zealand.
Okay.
I'm out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Syria.
Okay.
We got four left.
Oh.
Top four.
Anyways, making it turn around.
It's actually really good.
Bro, if we had done this game in other panels, bro, they would have been done first.
You took the smartest women ever on the show.
Yeah.
Before in a while.
I said, Baron.
Baron.
Maybe not the smartest.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Isn't that Baron?
Well, you know what to do.
I think that's Donald Trump's son.
Darren.
Is that a country?
I'm not going to go with Jared right now.
And girl, you get 10 seconds to answer, okay?
Don't take too long.
10 seconds.
Well, the last one said Syria, so let's go in that area.
There's a lot in that area you guys didn't mention.
Who's turned?
Someone with it.
Okay, so who's left?
Iraq and Venezuela and you?
Yeah, Jamaica, right?
No, she's not Jamaican?
At least three.
Or left.
At least two and then her.
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Final death.
Australia.
I think it's my.
My channel.
Somebody said it?
Yeah.
Okay, try again.
Okay.
Portugal.
Okay.
right Five.
Four.
Ten hours later.
Three.
Six.
Two.
Bolivia?
Is my name Bolivia?
No, yeah.
Okay, good.
What?
Is it?
Oh, sure.
Okay.
One more.
One more.
Five.
Bahamas.
There you go.
Nepal.
Okay.
I have a doubt on this, but if you don't make mistakes, you know, Puerto Rico.
We said.
Yeah.
We made it far, I'll give you that.
Not quite.
Yeah.
But you're like me, huh?
I think I'm right.
No, you're wrong.
I'm wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's U.S. territory.
I mean, how you conquered.
It's like Hawaii, something like that.
Yeah, not a state, but if you're born there, you're a U.S. citizen.
Territory.
They got colonized by white men.
Pretty much.
They tried to do the revolution of niggas lost.
Trinidad.
Yep.
Alright.
Yemen.
Back and forth.
Rock battle.
This feels so weird.
Come on, Queen.
Don't lose.
Somebody say Poland.
Yeah.
Somebody that said Poland, but you try.
You got all the black girls on your side right now.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Hey y'all!
Hello, dear.
That's your name, man.
I don't know if I'm about to pronounce this right, but Slovakia.
Yup, okay.
Oh, Queen.
Good stuff.
Can I say India?
No.
You're good.
Oh, I'll be Indonesia.
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Kuwait.
Alright.
Come on, Queen.
Don't lose this man.
Nigeria.
Okay.
That flat power, niggas.
Let's go.
Egypt.
All right.
I say Egypt.
Oh!
Oh!
Mirror Force!
Hello, Africa!
Haram!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said Japan.
Oh, yes, Iran.
Okay.
France?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
I already go to France.
Italy?
Yeah.
Someone said Italy.
Greece?
Balkans.
Go to the Balkans.
You're safe in the Balkans, trust me.
Afghanistan.
Somebody said that.
No, nobody said that.
No one said that.
No one said that.
I would ever say that.
You're next.
Sorry, I'll give you a little bit extra time because this ain't easy.
You guys are doing better than that.
Yeah, yeah, actually, again, much credit to you guys.
Probably y'all niggas, man.
There's girls that can't even eat one.
Did somebody say the Philippines already?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That area where they eat anything, stay there.
There's a lot there.
Bye.
Wait, um...
Quite a few?
Yeah, yeah.
Czech.
Czech Republic?
Damn!
Cut that, check, nigga.
Okay.
Oh, my Hoitland.
With the ice, bitch.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
No buenos.
This is so much better than the regular spicy.
This is good, bro.
This is great.
Mike from Boston.
W Mike.
Mike's Indiana.
Good.
Shout out to you, Mike.
It's my turn.
Okay.
It's always your turn, baby.
Actually, matter of fact, what an intro.
Oh, my God.
Remember what she said?
You can say the other one.
It's very close to what she said.
I don't even know what she said.
She said Iceland.
Get the other one.
No, hope it, Zirka.
I'm not, I'm not.
England?
Maybe if I say you?
Yeah, somebody didn't say.
They said United Kingdom.
Oh.
Here, let me give a hint.
Nah, nigga.
If I was hurt, you gonna give it to me.
What?
Okay.
No, you're good.
That's a country?
That's a damn thing.
El Salvador.
Wow.
What the hell?
With the ice there.
This is like Savador.
Attack.
But y'all take the loose, bro.
This is ping pong.
Okay.
My boy, fucking kiss me.
Your bars are good.
Holy shit.
Greenland.
Oh, that's my green guy.
Green.
With the green.
Damn.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
You got this nigga?
Let's go.
This is actually a good one.
I never thought a woman could beat me in this.
You guys are destroying me.
Destroying me.
I still make more money.
Hold on.
Bill's not already.
Yo, Chad is engaged right now.
Chad's like, stay on his side.
All countries.
Yo, Chad's loving us right now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Got him a day.
Got it.
One more time she loses.
One more time she loses.
Ayos, meo.
Donyo.
Alright.
Okay, cool.
Alright.
Pakistan.
Oh, shit.
The Pakistan stands.
Pakistan, man.
Muslim Indians.
Oh, my God.
That's what they are, bro.
Let's think a little bit less.
Damn.
Oh, you want me to lie?
Think of your origins.
Black power.
Black Lives Matter.
Get a close up on the rack.
Iraq, Iraq.
Talk, boy, talk, talk.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm good.
That's it?
You give up?
No, no, don't give up.
You're doing so good.
I'm almost finished.
Oh, my God.
You're almost finished.
Hey, yo, chill, bro.
We're finishing.
Hey, yo.
So I understand I'll show you already.
Yeah.
Think of Santa Claus.
Don't do that.
That doesn't help at all.
I'm okay died for this.
I said Indonesia already.
Yeah.
Think of the zebra.
The talks.
The zebra that talks.
You?
Oh, Madagascar.
Yeah!
Shut up!
1933!
45!
1939!
Madagascar, man!
We can't do it.
We're on YouTube.
We're on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
What year?
1939.
They proposed in the 30s young.
Did someone say Bulgaria?
No.
No?
Good.
No one.
Oh my God.
But yeah, we were supposed to send them to Madagascar.
This is intense, bro.
The Palestinians were still in their land, bro.
This is right next to Madagascar.
It's very intense.
Who got this?
Oh.
Did somebody Say the Bahamas?
Yeah.
Yes.
Jamaica?
No!
Oh!
Bomba clad!
Okay.
Bomba clad!
Someone say Barbados?
No.
Damn.
What the hell?
Cheese on bread, you're not smart.
You're the rice in those cheese on your butter, Ross.
That's a trident.
That was a trident in your heart.
What is this, a fucking rap battle?
Oh my God!
Eh eh, Nabulé!
Uh oh, uh oh, Pierre!
Don't Pierre!
What you got?
That's fine.
Worst cursory ever.
Gotta curse y'all niggas, man.
Yo, chill, bro.
We're bosses.
I'm just saying.
Earthquakes.
Shake the ground that you walk on.
Wait, St. Martin.
Y'all niggas punish, man.
For that volume.
Oh, no.
That's good.
Oh, St. Martin?
Oh.
North Korea.
Somebody says.
Oh, my God.
Rocket Man.
Rocket Man.
The power.
What you got?
Costa Rica.
Okay, right.
Okay.
I'm drugging it real.
This is the longest battle ever.
Yeah.
Why these guys don't want to lose, bro?
You name one already.
All right, guys.
What's up?
Somebody out with the girls, man.
Okay, somebody.
We have a shorter one.
This is after all.
You guys can remember all this, but cannot remember to clean up the house.
This is crazy.
I said.
Down under.
Give me your hand.
Think of down under, the land down under.
That's not help.
I'm talking about the table.
East, west.
Never eat shredded meat.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
It's actually really good.
Kangaroos.
What about some kangaroos?
I'll show you.
Somebody already said some of that.
I've been fucking around.
Come on, Black.
Don't crack.
Let's go.
Let me go back to Africa.
Wow, I've never thought I'd hear that.
I think that's how I should be honest with you.
Did somebody say Cameroon?
No.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Shouldn't make it shut up, though.
One second.
That's fine.
Take it fine.
Take it time.
Not too long.
Nigga time.
It's like 30 minutes.
It's the longest we've done the countries.
You can't say Russia.
You can't say that.
We forget it.
Khabib.
That's the game, Russia.
Ground and pound Khabib.
Saudi Arabia.
Okay.
Oh, my.
Oh, no, my God.
No, no, no, no.
Subscribe.
He's not a country.
You're attractive.
Facts.
I'm on the light, bro.
I got a boner.
Yeah.
I'm a comedian.
Why is she looking at me like that?
I'm not looking at you.
I'm just shouting in your place, bro.
This is stressful.
Yes.
It is.
This is fun for us, though, nigga.
Can I say Portugal?
What?
No, I said Portugal.
Yeah, that's how he said it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, I'm cooked.
No, you got this.
No, don't give up.
Don't give up.
My fing brain hurts.
You were right there.
You said Niger.
Did I?
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah, yeah.
What's around that?
Let's go back to Africa together.
There's a lot.
There's another one.
There's another one.
I said Nigeria.
Did she?
I said Nigeria.
Okay, think of other warlords.
Maybe Nelson Mandela.
Did somebody say Albania?
Yeah, I'm from there.
I don't think anybody said it, though.
No.
No.
I did.
Was I a part of the game?
No, you don't count.
Oh, damn.
She got it.
She lost.
You're a fucking loser.
Oh, yeah, that's all.
Go ahead.
Yo, my kid.
Did someone say Denmark?
No.
Oh, wow.
Oh, shit.
Right on the mark.
Another fake story.
Wow.
Wow.
It feels like they're cheating right now.
Well, you never read the book, Number of the Stars?
No, what's that about?
Oh, never mind.
A girl from Denmark that lied about the Cookie Monster event.
Tanzania.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
That's Russian.
I don't know what that nigga said, bro.
All right.
Okay.
I think she meant Tanzania, but we'll give it to you.
All right.
What about you?
Did someone say Austria?
No.
No.
Let's go.
Yeah, that's a good country, bro.
Hey, that painter came from there, nigga.
Yeah.
The legend himself.
All right.
All right, go ahead.
Shout out to the Fury.
Bro, we're on YouTube.
Are you crazy?
Myron, you're crazy.
Come on, girls.
Who stay at the page?
Yeah, who was what?
Is it Libia?
Wow.
Somebody said Libya.
You said it, right?
Libya?
Oh, yeah, because I remember thinking about Gaddafi when someone said.
Alright, so you got two more tries.
Two more tries.
Yeah, two more tries.
Go ahead.
Listen to skill, please.
Listen to skills.
Maybe Labia?
Oh my god.
No.
How many did we need?
A lot.
Probably a 50 plus.
I'm impressed.
Yeah, I am.
I'm very impressed actually.
This will be a clip, for sure.
Sure.
This is a real battle right now.
Culture battle.
Battle of Mines.
Yeah.
I think she's out here.
Oh, no, you're not out.
Go to Lionel Messi and that part of the world.
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm talking about?
No.
Okay.
Think of a Dorito, a triangle part of the world.
A big triangle.
Yeah, there's a lot of criminals there.
She's right.
Very south.
Very south.
Okay, okay, okay.
No more helping.
There's a lot of places I would have got so.
Now she can't name it.
Now she can't.
Now Arsenita's disqualified.
Arsenite is disqualified.
Now she has to name another place to be a teacher.
Yeah, nigga arbiter.
Yeah, we know.
Oh, it's a good stew to eat.
Hey, come on, man.
So she got to think of another one.
I got to think of another one.
Yep, let's go.
Hot stew.
Hot stew.
They eat that where I'm from.
You got 10 seconds left.
9.
8.
No. 7.
Cocaine.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
Chile!
I said Chile already.
That's cool.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now, you have 20 seconds left.
If you can get this right, then you beat her.
Go.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
She got it.
Oh, shit, I got you won.
Oh, shit, I got you won.
Wow.
Yay!
Don't get all right.
Her praises.
Zerk, you know what?
What about to save her prize?
No, I don't, actually.
She gets mine!
Give her something.
Don't worry, y'all.
Nothing.
You get a real gift and the dick.
Whoa, bro.
Come on, baby.
It's important to get a damn thing.
I'm not going to lie.
You have man smarts.
Like, you're smart like a man, both of you.
Like, were you guys always...
Were you guys born women?
Of course.
That was the most impressive shit I've ever seen.
It was.
That was better.
You should probably go into the intros.
It's better than what teachers did.
That took longer than I thought, but that's a good thing.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I don't really go black, but I might go back today.
Okay, I've seen this before.
I'm going to be out here.
Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Name means we're going to be able to do it.
Hey, y'all.
My name is Alicia.
I'm 24 years old and I'm a...
I'm 24 years old and I am a hairstylist.
Where are you from?
Florida, Miami.
Dating styles?
Yeah.
Dating stylists.
Oh, not single.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Who is he?
Nobody you should be concerned about.
He's my almighty, bro.
How long have you guys been together?
Forever.
Over five years then, probably, right?
How'd you guys meet?
After a skating event.
Wait, you can skate, nigga?
Yeah.
Okay.
So he's gay?
Come on, man.
I bet you his hip game is better than yours.
If he knows how to skate, I guarantee you.
No, I'm just imagining the dude on skates, really.
You should try it.
What's your highest education level completed?
Roll balls, right?
College, high school.
College.
Trade school, too.
Oh, you got your bachelor's degree?
No.
Associates?
No.
College, short or career college.
So I guess that's a trade school.
Oh, trade school.
Yeah.
All right.
And you said you've been in relationship for five years plus.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
And then Fresh, your favorite question?
Birth control?
That's for me.
Yeah, you.
Am I on birth control?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, and then racial background?
I am Haitian.
All right.
I hang around the birds.
I like how she defended her man.
That was good of you.
I mean, is he watching the show right now?
He's watching?
No.
Okay, you know what?
He doesn't know you're here.
Yes, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know you're here.
He's waiting for me outside.
Come on, man.
Is he Haitian, too?
Yes.
Oh, no.
He's real black.
Y'all from North Miami?
I'm from North Miami.
Oh, shit.
Called it.
How much do you weigh?
90.
Oh, shit.
She's half the weight of the average black woman.
What?
It wasn't like your body count.
That's the truth.
It's 187 pounds.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, Chris.
My body count?
I digress.
Wait, wait.
So, how old are you, girl?
24.
Bro, I'm going to just say she's a hairstylist.
Her body count is high.
I've dated hairstylists.
You guys fuck like nurses, bro.
You guys have the high.
Not like nurse, but you guys have to do that.
You've had many dudes.
You've had many dudes.
Like, it's hairstylists, nurses, and kindergarten teachers.
Yeah, you've been with women too, right?
Yeah, but I don't let women strap me down.
Nobody counts women.
That's like not even sex.
That's like attempting sex.
Like, what do you guys scissor?
Yes.
Okay.
Indeed.
All right.
Well, that doesn't count.
Like, it's not a body if you've been with a woman.
That's what I've.
Yeah.
So how many women have you been with?
Majority women or majority dick?
Majority women.
Oh, that's really good.
So now your body count is like 50?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with you?
I get along with the hairstylist.
Like, I feel bad for your man.
We can move on.
No, I feel bad for you.
Listen.
Everyone have a shot.
I'm very spicy.
Don't go with me.
Thank you.
But yo, check this out.
This nigga, bro.
We got to know.
No, no.
This is a genuine question, Martin.
We got to know what's better, men or women?
Since you've had both, you can actually break it down for us.
Like, what's the relationship?
I would say being with a woman, it's more sensational because a woman understands a woman on levels that a man cannot.
But men, penetration, awesome.
Sauce.
Wow.
There you go.
Welcome back.
Are you like a real bisexual, though?
Most women are bisexual because they're a guy.
I've had threesomes.
Okay, that's what I mean.
She's so straight.
You can just tell she's so straight.
Because most girls are bisexual because their man wants another girl, so they do it.
But I don't think a lot of girls are bisexual don't actually like women.
She's bisexual to be a work of art for a man.
That she wants to be a piece of artwork.
That's why she began to woman.
Pursue women on your own, right?
Yes, I do.
They went women before men.
No, but no, but I mean, since you've been with your guy, you don't do that, right?
No, but if he wanted a threesome, he could.
But that's my point.
Like, you're not going to go out and pursue women is my point.
Yes, I would.
I would marry a woman.
Whoa!
I would marry a man.
Yeah, but okay, so then why be with your guy if women understand you better than?
I said it's more likely to be that way, but that doesn't mean that a man can't understand you on a level that a woman can't.
Okay, so you like your guy better than women, but in general, you like women better?
Yeah.
She said she started with women, Myron.
She kissed a woman before a man.
Yeah.
Were you the dom?
Were you the dominant?
You 90-pound dom?
You're a 90-pound dom.
Actually, I used to be 130.
You're grabbing the girl by the throat?
Is that what you're doing?
Yes.
Yes.
Grab me.
I think most girls that are bisexual, I think they just do it for their guy.
I don't think most girls actually are really.
Yeah.
So what do you when a woman dates a woman, there's no woman.
It could be that the guy pays bills and she's tired of women not paying.
It could be that.
That's part of it.
If I was with a woman, I would be paying, though.
Why?
You wouldn't be paying.
You guys want to split things down the vagina?
What?
Why would you pay?
Just because you're the dom, you have to pay?
That's how we're.
No, if she wants to pay or if we want to go 50-50, then that's fine.
If you're a hairstylist, that means you're poor.
Well, not poor, but in Miami, that's tough life, right?
That's hard.
How much do you make a day?
It depends.
How many clients I take, what style they get.
It varies, honestly.
So in a day, I've made 700.
Oh, you're a good hairstylist.
Are you bald under that hat?
Are you bald?
Google me, Google me.
I don't want to.
Listen, I'm better than the guy waiting downstairs.
I guarantee you're not.
Real quick.
And I used to be a woman.
DPG thing.
I believe it.
100%.
Shout out to me.
100%.
Dom DeMarco.
She's melting.
She's so cute.
One of our bros right there, DPG.
All right, what about you?
Welcome back.
Thank you.
My name is Anna.
I'm 28.
Iraqi.
I'm Iraqi.
I work for Porsche in Dallas, Texas.
That's where I live.
I live with my dad and grandpa.
And I'm single.
And an associate.
Okay.
In science.
And my parents are not together.
Why?
What happened?
They got divorced when I was 12.
Why?
Your dad's fault or your dad?
Hello, my mom!
It's usually the mom's fault, right?
My mom nagged him.
The mom nagged him?
Yeah.
That was the reason?
Yeah.
But if women initiate all divorces, your mom left.
Is that how it works?
She, I remember asking him, and he was like, she kept asking, well, divorce me, divorce me.
And then I finally just did.
She was provoking.
She pushed the ass away.
Ladies, you're not supposed to take that bait when we say that.
All right.
Birth control for you?
No.
All right.
And then you said you're Iraqi.
Okay.
Haram!
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, everybody.
My name's Lynn.
I'm 30 years old.
I'm from San Francisco, California.
Oh, wow.
You guys are like land of the feces there, right?
There's a lot of human shit.
I should say that.
Well, San Fran.
He's talking about San Fran.
Yeah.
Do you live there now or are you just visiting here?
I live there now.
You do live in SF?
Okay.
Where do you do?
My condolences.
I'm a waitress.
Okay.
And I'm single.
Okay.
And my highest education, I have an associate's degree in sociology.
You're only a waitress?
Really?
Yes.
Is that all you do?
Yes.
No, you don't.
Come on, man.
I'm not going to lie.
If you're a server, that means you're literally on sale right now.
Right?
Like, servers are all for sale.
Am I tripping?
Or in this city, they're all for sale?
Bro, I'm not going to hold you.
Do you get a lot of tips?
Yes, I do.
You know how I know?
She.
That ass.
That ass.
It's crazy.
Oh, I didn't see.
Do you mind standing up?
I do.
Okay.
Well, I'm not.
I'm not a weirdo.
Pull up a photo of this girl.
You're not?
I can tell.
All right, you said you're an associate.
What's your associates in?
Sociology.
All right.
All right.
That's rare because you normally don't.
You always say girls have no ass.
Yeah, I'm actually impressed.
What's your background?
I'm Puerto Rican and Creole.
Makes sense.
God damn.
Louisiana Creole?
Yes.
How you know that?
You're a Crib?
Creole.
Creole.
Who's that?
Haitian.
Not Haitian.
No.
Like Cajun.
Okay.
Cajun.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
Since when the French used to own Louisiana.
Are your parents together?
No, but they were married for 16 years.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Were you a teenager when it divorced?
Yes.
Okay.
Was that devastating?
No.
I was expecting it to happen.
So that means you're like suppressing the trauma, right?
There's no trauma.
Really?
All right, birthday?
No.
All right.
Cool.
What about you?
Hi, guys.
My name is Joyce Sojournal.
Joy Sojournal.
So I do like property management.
I do marketing for Tailor My Resume.
It's the number one resume site.
At one click, you could apply to any job on the job board.
Shout out to the BTA verse.
You already know.
And then I do rap music.
What an intro.
Okay.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 29.
Where are you from, originally?
I'm from California.
You want to spin a verse?
Yeah.
Okay, so this is my song.
From what part of California?
Riverside.
So Southern California.
Are you guys friends?
Oh, no?
Because you guys are both from California.
Okay.
You said Riverside?
Yes.
That's where the Zodiac killer killed a girl.
Oh, shit.
Back in the day.
On the Riverside?
On the Riverside?
No.
On the Riverside.
This is the song, Prius.
So stream Prius on all platforms.
I'm in the Lambo.
Psych, I'm in the Prius.
They trying to be us.
Tinted.
They cannot see us.
I'm in Dior.
Psych, it's a discount store.
I'm trying to be where less is more.
Debit, not credit, no guarantor.
I've been a lobster.
Psych, got me a 10-piece.
10 cents more, make it a twin knee.
I'm wearing Ray-Bands.
Psych, they from a Maw Stand.
Too smart to spend a band with no properties in the land.
Too smart, too smart to spend the shit.
She and jewelry on my wrist.
Money dance, so I save my shit.
I know I'm popping and I'm lit.
My skin's black, my thighs be thick.
Ain't gotta lie, I've been that chick.
Name's not Rick, but bitch, I'm slick.
Listen, okay.
Spend it if you got it.
If you don't, nigga, stop it.
Don't be trying to flex.
It won't work out.
You ain't got it.
So yeah, I stream Prius.
Priuses.
Okay.
You're going to sign in my label.
Are you Jewish or what?
Like, what's this?
I'm black.
Oh, okay.
I'd ask.
I mean, you should sign in my label for real.
Okay.
Yeah, you got to.
No, it's don't quit your day job records.
What the fuck, man?
Mario, you already know, bro.
Rapper, property manager, what was the last thing?
Marketing.
Okay.
Highest education all completed?
I have my bachelor's degree in advertising.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
California State University, Fresno.
So hold on.
Would you two girls say you wasted your money on your degree or it was useful?
I would say I did.
What was yours?
Associate some shit?
Sociology.
Okay, that's a waste of money.
If you're listening, don't do that, right?
We're telling them don't do that?
And you?
It was all right.
I feel like it gets you in the door sometimes having the degree.
Myron, you like that?
Yeah, I mean, it defines.
And somebody in California are you from?
Riverside.
Oh, yeah, Riverside.
There we go.
Wait, sorry, I was in the bathroom.
She was rapping?
Oh, okay.
I'm seeing that was in the chat, so I'm just, you know.
Hey, yo, Chris, sister, who ain't?
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Do you live in Riverside or are you just visiting?
I live in Miami now.
Okay.
Are you parents together?
My aunt and uncle who raised me are.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No birth control.
What's your like, as your background?
Black.
All right.
All right.
All right, body count?
Four.
400?
Come on.
Four.
Do you know where I met you?
300.
What the fuck?
Chris C. Let's say your heart.
Bro, she was the laughing party at the club.
She was turning up.
She would turn up.
Maybe the loudest.
Four bodies?
Come on.
Are you telling me?
You know what it is, though?
She has a great friend.
Right, right, two down from Myron.
Yep.
So she was making sure she was a D ⁇ D. She was like, girl, they were together.
Okay.
Yeah, she would turn up, though.
Shout out to you.
All right, Chris.
Met her outside?
Okay.
Sensation.
What about you?
Hey, guys.
My name is Leah.
I'm 21.
I'm in college currently for BioPre-Med.
Hey, what's up?
I do caregiving.
Hey, guys.
I'm sorry.
I was not putting on that phone.
Yo, put that Pepe meme.
But put it for these niggas so they can see it.
No.
Bro, that show was so funny, bro.
Huh?
It's on the screen right here.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That show's funny.
All right.
What's your name?
I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm Leah.
I'm Leah, guys.
Welcome to the show, Leah.
How old are you?
Okay, I'm 21.
Where are you from?
I'm from Pennsylvania.
What part of PA are you from?
Do you guys know the Pittsburgh area?
Yep, yep.
Okay, yeah.
I'm like 20.
I don't know.
Like two hours away from there, probably.
Lancaster?
Like, where?
Yeah, like an hour away from Lancaster.
Do you guys know Altoona?
No.
No, okay.
I'm closer to Altuna.
You're too late.
Do you live in Pittsburgh?
Do you live in Lancaster?
No, I live in PA.
Okay, so you're just visiting.
All right, what do you do at work?
I do caregiving.
I work for geriatrics.
What?
Like old people.
Oh.
Oh, you watch them?
Yeah.
Like a CNA, right?
I wipe their butts.
Like a CNA.
Oh, you wipe ass?
I wipe ass.
What you wipe your ass when you do it?
I wipe ass and I enjoy it.
You enjoy it?
Really?
I enjoy it.
Why is she sitting there?
You know what?
It's better than looking ass like some of these porn stars.
Facts.
Which lady here has ate ass before?
Be honest.
Do you guys eat ass?
No.
Okay.
No.
Never mind.
I won't say it.
It's a smart cast.
Chris, say what's on your heart?
Okay, so how is your kids level completed?
I'm going for college right now, so high school.
Okay, you're in college?
All right.
Yeah.
What are you majoring in?
Bio pre-med.
Alright, you want your.
Is that your status?
Single.
That's whole.
Are your parents here?
Sorry.
Are your parents together?
No.
Wait, your parents are here?
No, they're not here.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
Body count.
Like, like.
You know, you lie.
Shit about the lie, bro.
Shit about the lie right now.
Every day, I'm gonna have a tattoo in my hand.
Life's not, it's ripped in half.
Fight this trip.
I gotta lie, bro.
I got it.
25?
Like five?
Like five, man.
Okay.
All right.
Wish her the best.
What I know is if you had to guess what's her real body.
About 40.
Really?
Okay, not 40.
40 is a lot for 21, Chris.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll give her like 15 to 10.
But she got a full-time job.
It can't be 40 at 21.
She wants old people.
Not 40.
She gets blowed dropped in the closet.
No!
That's illegal.
You put them in a wheelchair.
No.
Oh, my God.
I'm looking at it.
Do you touch old people?
I do not touch old people like that.
Oh, my God.
Do they hit on you?
Oh, my God.
Yes, they hit on me, but ew.
Okay, do you ever get excited?
Like, you have power over them?
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Does it go up, though, when they're old, though?
No.
Have you ever seen a grand dude?
Oh, my God.
Like an old boner?
No.
I don't find any of them attractive.
Hey, young missy crap, Mike.
Oh, my God.
No, I do not find any of them attractive.
You two haven't touched me.
Need stroking.
The bishop.
No.
Okay.
No.
Thank you.
What about you?
Why?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'll tell you later.
Oh, no!
All right.
So I'm Christina.
You're a New Yorker, right?
Yeah, I'm from Venezuela, but I live in New York City.
Sorry, I'm here for vacation and work because I'm an influencer.
I'm a lawyer, too.
How about that?
What's that?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You do law.
Okay.
By the way, how old are you?
Huh?
How old are you?
I'm 33.
Oh, shit.
Really?
You said you're a lawyer.
What kind of law do you practice?
Corporate, but I don't practice.
I just have the degree and I do consulting for my friends and parents.
Okay.
Did you go to law school in New York or where did you go to law school?
I went in Venezuela and here in the U.S., I became a jewelry designer.
So I have my own business related to jewelry.
Okay, so you're a lawyer.
I'm an entrepreneur, so I have a business.
Okay, so you're a lawyer back in Venezuela.
Exactly.
So you consult in Venezuela.
Yeah.
But your American job is your jewelry business.
Yeah, my brand, yeah.
And you know the owner of your New York building, so you get a free rent.
Exactly.
I cannot say that.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
In Venezuela, Libra.
It's very, very, I don't know, like, I make friends everywhere.
I think that's part of my personality.
How do you make friends?
It's the energy, you know?
Like energy never lies.
Wait, so, wait, you said you know your landlord?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Are you Jewish?
No, I'm not.
Is your owner Jewish?
Yeah.
But you cannot say that word.
Okay, they've been saying every single word they told us not to say since we started.
Hey, we're confused in the country.
No, no, we haven't.
Wait for Rumble.
Literally.
All right.
Highest education level completed law school in Venezuela, I guess?
Second?
Sorry.
Highest education level completed?
Yeah.
No, I'm saying your highest level of education.
Degree.
Law school in Venezuela.
Do you have American college tour or no?
No.
No, American?
Okay.
I became an entrepreneur.
I already understood what she said.
Like, sometimes we go to university and doesn't make any sense in real life.
It doesn't make you gain money.
So we gotta be smart.
An entrepreneur and a full-time lawyer at the same time.
You're not here, right?
That's crazy.
That makes no sense.
I said I don't practice in the U.S. Okay.
She only does consult.
So like they call her and ask her questions.
She's a lawyer back home.
How much money does that make?
That's not your business.
Okay.
Well, Venezuela has some of the worst inflation.
Communism.
I mean, I've lived in New York for like nine years.
Don't they lock that place so you can't leave?
She's probably here on TPS.
How long have you been in America?
No, no.
I've been married and I have a green car citizen.
Wait, how long have you been here?
Nine years.
Okay.
No, no.
I'm smart.
I know what I needed to do.
Yeah, you think I'm going to be trapped in this country?
No, of course not.
I like the money of this country, but I go and have fun.
She's a smart Venezuelan.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late.
Yeah, she got a green card.
Fuck.
She got in.
She got in.
Would you consider yourself to be an American?
Of course you don't.
Like, are you loyal to this?
I like the benefits.
Are you loyal to the American flag?
Yes, I am because I'm grateful that this country had provided me with what I am now.
It's been like a long journey and I appreciate that.
But I'm always Venezuelan and I will always be.
Okay.
Good stuff.
Send her back, man.
All right.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
It's too late.
Are your parents together?
Are your parents together?
No, they're divorced, but now they're best friends.
All right.
Birth control for you?
What the fuck?
Birth control?
No.
Do you have any kids or no?
And I'm single, yeah.
No birth control, nothing.
You're married, though.
What?
I was.
I was.
I was twice, actually.
What the fuck?
How long are we married for a total?
How long?
Yeah, like total.
Like, the first marriage lasted like five months.
And the second one.
Three years, but I cannot say the reasons.
We know.
Okay.
Yeah, we know.
Oh, you can rent it.
Wow.
You're going to rent a little two arguments online.
Call ice, nigga.
Call ice.
Call ice, man.
Just kidding.
Is she, Martin, is she...
Is she untouchable?
We'd have to prove that she did it by deception or fraud.
If Trump wanted her out, what would be the reason?
What the fuck?
They'd have to prove that she got it through fraud.
Is that hard to do, right?
No, you just look at the marriage application and shit.
Look at the profile of the CIS records, and you'll see that they didn't really marry each other or like each other that much.
Five months.
No, that one didn't get the three-year marriage got her the card.
Oh, really?
No, the first one he cheated on me.
You want to listen to a cool story?
A novella?
A novella, yeah.
No, no, no, this was my How long do I have?
How many minutes?
What's that?
Yeah, go ahead.
20 minutes.
Go ahead, tell us.
Make it interesting.
It is.
It is.
So I was in the English school and a friend of mine told me, go and get Tinder because you're going to practice, blah, blah.
So I got Tinder.
I met this American guy and we started hanging out.
Then we became boyfriend and girlfriend.
And after two years, I needed to renew my visa, student visa, whatever.
And I said, let's go to Vegas and let's get married.
Would you be down for it?
And he was like, I'm not sure.
And it's like, well, you gotta help me or we're ending up this relationship because, you know, you gotta support me.
So he finally accepted.
And we went to Vegas.
No, it's because it's two years.
You know, you gotta be with somebody that supports your dreams.
We knew we weren't ready for a real, but whatever.
So went to Vegas, we got married, and after three months, he met a girl on a train.
And then that girl spoke to him.
On a train or in a train?
On a train.
And I know this Because that girl is from Mexico, and when I found out, I called her and I said, Tell me the truth.
I don't want anything with this man, but he's not going to tell me the truth.
So let me know because my papers matter.
I don't care.
What did the alien say?
What?
What did she say?
Well, she said everything, the story.
That's how I know the story.
And she spoke to him first.
She told me.
And then, you know, some guys that are shy, they like when women approach them first.
I don't like that.
I can like a guy so much and I wait for the man.
And if you don't have the balls to come to me, then you lose me because I'm feminine, you know.
But some girls, maybe, I don't know, it depends.
They feel powerful, whatever.
So she talked to him first, and then they hung on each other, blah, blah.
And of course, you know, after two years, he wasn't.
Okay.
No, finish.
Finish.
No, no, no.
No, no, it's okay.
I don't know.
Oh, no, no, finish.
Okay, so, yeah, and now they're married.
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on.
Was she hotter than you?
Yo, was she hotter than you?
No, no, definitely not.
He liked blondies.
So blondes.
In what world does a Mexican beat Venezuelan looks?
What world?
What are you talking about?
That happens all the time.
Mexicans, nigga?
Have you been to Cancun?
Have you been to Cancun?
No.
Bro, we gotta go to Cancun.
My friends were like, how can he leave a Venezuelan for a Mexican?
So I got, I don't know.
Whatever.
Frankly, you're not like Cancun for me.
It's a color thing.
You're saying one is darker than the other.
That's what you're saying.
I'm saying like you're a racist against black women.
No, no, looks wise, bro.
Would you hit that?
This nigga, bro.
Come on.
She got a man.
Anyhow, that's crazy.
Mexico can be a checkpoint to go from Venezuela to America.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is TJ.
TJ.
Okay, how old are you, TJ?
I'm 24.
Where are you from?
I'm from North Carolina, Durham.
Durham?
Okay.
Durham.
Duke or North Carolina.
Duke is there.
Okay.
I knew one of them.
What do you do for work?
I'm a student.
I'm getting my doctorate in occupational therapy.
I go to the University of St. Augustine.
It's private school in Coro Gables.
Okay.
And you said you're pursuing your doctorate?
Yeah.
You said University of St. Augustine.
Okay.
I'm a PhD.
Doctorate in what?
Occupational therapy.
How many years is that total?
Twelve?
No.
Eight?
Three.
Oh.
Why is that?
I'm in an accelerator program.
Oh, okay.
What did you get your undergrad in?
Rehabilitation services.
Hey, did you get that from same school or somewhere else?
No, I went to the University of Maryland.
Okay.
Rehabilitate what?
People.
Like mental, like therapy?
Physical, mental.
I was going to say like athletes and people from injuries and accidents.
Oh, so she fucks.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Come on.
How'd you get that?
Because you're spot on.
Hey, let me help you out, baby.
Look, if she said like sport rehabilitation, I would be like, okay, but damn, nigga.
What?
Sports, right?
No, no, nigga.
No, just like, it's like regular occupational stuff.
I mean, she said hands-on.
It's hands-on, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, she fucks.
She fucks.
She didn't touch me.
Shit.
Oh, my leg hurts.
What?
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, my dick hurts.
It's looking hardy, bro.
It's looking horny as hell.
You got my dick hard.
Twitch it.
You in China too?
What the fuck was this, nigga, bro?
I don't know, bro.
He's on one tonight.
First, he said, my leg hurts.
They say, no, not my dickheart.
Sprints.
From the leg to the dick.
Yo, you're crazy, bro.
Oh, my third leg.
My third leg.
Nervendy.
Yo, why was that guy, bro?
Good third leg.
Why it's him?
I don't know, nigga.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why do you think about his dick, though?
No, nigga, because you think third leg, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
What do you think about some other nigga's dick though?
My dick is enough of one podcast.
Not two dicks or one podcast, bro.
You can't.
You brought up a dick, bro.
You brought up a nigga dick.
Nigga, this shit went crazy.
It was viral.
No, it's much more than you, nigga.
I'm thinking about it.
Anybody know?
Talk as a trap.
Talk as a trap, bro.
All right, let's start fighting this.
All right, so, all right, you said Was it like accelerated program that you get your PhD and your master's together?
No, it's entry level.
So you don't have to get your.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right, parents together?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, let's just tell us.
I'm single.
All right.
What size are your tits?
I wear 32D.
32D?
Damn.
All right.
Birth control for you?
No, I'm not on birth controls.
Okay.
Do you, and then, oh yeah, you said Coral Gables where you go.
Say I was seen as in Coral Gables, whatever.
So you live here in Florida now.
All right.
All right.
Well, that explains why she was able to name those countries.
Yeah.
She's literally trying to be.
Because you're going to be a doctor at the end of it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Educated.
Would it be considered a MD?
I'm a PhD.
Because it's occupational therapy.
Would that be considered an MD?
No, right?
No.
We don't have to do a residency, so no.
You know, I feel like you have more potential than that career path.
I do.
I'm just lazy.
Wait.
Potential what way?
Like, Mern, you've never thought you'd see that on a show, that back and forth.
That's a lot of potential in these two girls.
Yeah, actually, I was very impressed by both of you for being able to.
Because, bro, when we do the three country thing, man, like, girls can't even name one, bro.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Well, I remember one girl said the North Pole.
Antarctica.
She's Florida, too.
She's at Florida.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
When she was at Florida, yeah.
No, Texas, Texas.
No, if you can get that photographic with your third eye, you can do a lot more schooling.
I have a photographic memory.
Yeah, you can do better schooling.
Here's the thing.
She's pursuing a PhD, and then she's...
Like, aren't you supposed to do something more taxable?
Well, she's a foreigner, bro.
Foreigners always...
I've noticed this with...
No, no, no.
They always can name countries.
Or they always, like, have...
Everywhere else in the world, like, they can name three countries.
They know two languages.
There's a lot of Americans who can name countries, but they would laugh at these people because Americans are good at business, they don't give a fuck about the world, bro.
They give a fuck about USA.
So, yeah, but that makes you really retarded too, though.
Yeah, I feel like you've got to be a little curious, but yeah, she works for poor.
She should, shouldn't she aim higher?
Am I tripping?
You can make a lot of money working for luxury cars.
Selling cars, you can make a lot of money.
Also, remember, like, uh, I feel like some rich dude's just gonna take her, right?
Possibly.
That's how it goes.
Might be a customer.
Are you gonna be those people?
Have you seen it?
It's so embarrassing.
I want to film them.
I don't know if it's legal.
There'll be like a cute girl with a 80-year-old dude walking around brickle.
And it's shocking because we have to pretend that it's not weird as fuck to look at.
And everyone looks at their feet.
They don't want to be disrespectful to that stupid fucking bimbo.
And I stare like I want to film.
I don't know if it's legal, but what if she turns into that?
Like an age gap relationship?
Like that gold digger thing.
Are you in that?
No.
Okay.
Have you seen these women who they're like 20 with a fucking 60-year-old?
And it looks so fucked up, bro.
Me and Fresh are used to it, bro.
Like your hairstylist friends.
They're probably doing that.
Okay, so if I'm 24, what would be the range where you'd be like, yeah, he's too old for her?
When he's not a Chad, when he's a fat, ugly old dude, that's when you start looking really stupid.
If he's like some jacked 50-year-old who's got a yacht, you can hop on that.
But if it's like some ugly pudding in a Ziploc bag type of body type, you women look pathetic.
And I swear they're never happy doing this.
Yeah, bro, these women out here in Miami will fuck a dude even if his nuts hang to the bottom of the yacht.
It's fucking insane.
That's the deal with the devil.
Like, would you ladies have sexual intercourse with Harvey Weinstein?
No.
No, you say no, but statistically, two to three of you would.
On percentage, you guys will.
Martin, who do you think would actually fuck Weinstein for the Hollywood contract?
A lot of people.
Would you say most of the girls here?
Because I would say four of these girls would do that.
It depends.
Like, if they want to be actresses, yeah, for sure.
Oh, the ambitious girls would do it first.
These two, Martin.
The smart ones would do it.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Haley.
Haley.
All right.
How old are you?
I am 21.
Where are you from?
I'm from Orlando here in Florida.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm currently working with fast food, but I do have my CNA iron.
Like French fries?
You work at like a IHOP on this?
No, no.
It's actually like a multi-millionaire company.
I'm not going to name it because...
No.
But the fries are not.
What is she talking about?
Fast food?
That's so hot.
Like, you work at In-N-Out?
Are we having In-N-Out?
Do you want to do some In-N-Out?
Like hooters.
They're melting.
Listen on.
No.
Are you broke?
That's what I'm asking.
Are you?
No.
Oh.
No.
Oh.
I'm currently going to school for nursing.
I don't know what I want to do yet.
Oh, hell no, not a good school.
Stop.
No, listen.
I can't.
If you have a death drive, it's going to make you hypersexual.
You're going to have a lot of sex because nurses have a high death drive.
They're around death.
Any woman around death all the time, doctors, nurses, they fuck.
Like, bro, go up to a nurse and just ask her, hey, how do you think you're going to die?
And she'll suck your dick right away.
Speaking from experience.
If a woman works at a hospital, her death drive is so high, she will fuck you the same night she meets you.
I swear to God that you're not.
Speaking from experience.
I've fucked so many nurses.
I'm like, why are you guys so hypersexual?
Way worse than teachers?
It's because of the death drive.
You probably run into a lot of sexy ass patients and be like, God, when women work out.
It's like when women get invaded by Germany, they get hypersexual.
Anytime they're around death, they get hypersexual.
I'm telling you.
No.
Well, he's so true because nurses are very like in dire situations with patients and I'm not shitting on nurses because that care principle where they have to take care of people that doesn't get more feminine than that.
It's just, it is sad that their body counts are higher than any other occupation.
Even whores and hookers don't have as high body counts as nurses.
Go to a hospital yourself and just sit there for 10 minutes.
It is fucked up, bro.
Bro, you know how you get nervous talking to a woman in public?
I've never been nervous if it's a nurse.
I know for a fact she's mentally retarded.
Yo.
I can't wait to see her.
You're probably retarded.
Oh, you're going for that?
No, Stanza.
Hair stylist is better.
What the fuck?
You don't want to be around death.
Nigga, you said that, bro.
Go, I can't wait to see you in my damn waiting room.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see you.
Let's go through.
Okay, are you single relationship status?
I am taken.
Okay, how long y'all been together?
We have been together for almost two years.
Was that Concentral?
What the?
What?
Come on.
Yo.
Hey, yo, pause.
Yo, yo.
How'd you guys meet?
We have friends that would.
She said taken.
What the fuck?
We're comedians.
Sorry, I'm an immigrant.
He has friends that would come visit and stuff.
So then we met through friends, and then we basically hit it off.
We started to see each other.
And then, yeah, I mean.
Are your parents together?
No, they are not.
I do not know my dad.
All right, birth control for you.
I'm sorry?
Birth control for you?
No, birth control.
I'm not saying that's one.
That's one.
Okay, so you're white?
Caucasian?
Yes, white.
Basic bitch.
And then, what about you?
Are you what's your black or do you know your ethnic background?
I'm black and Dominican.
I know that's right.
Are you from Maryland originally?
No, I'm from North Carolina.
Okay, because you did say you went to the University of North Carolina.
Yeah, I got a scholarship to go there.
Okay.
All right.
So black and Dominican, you said?
Cool.
All right.
So we have the ladies introduced.
I guess we can go ahead and hit the chats.
Yeah, we can.
Can I get some water?
Yes, thank you.
Dimitri's Raps Florida says, that's for that chat.
Okay, let's all skip this chat.
This time, Zerka was never seen this segment.
Can men and women be friends?
If yes, and you have a guy friend, you know what to do.
Alright, can men and women be platonic friends, ladies?
We can start here and then work our way.
Yes or no?
Just friends.
Yes.
Yes?
It depends on what they look like.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
I think it depends on the person.
no, because one person is always gonna want the other person, even if they don't say it, okay, okay, at least, no, okay, yes, okay, uh, do you have a guy friend?
No, yeah, yes, okay, yes, I have a couple of guy friends, okay, hold on.
Yes, yes, no, no, you, yes, all right, interesting, interesting.
I don't, I think, I'll be honest with you guys, I think all your guy friends want to fuck you.
Facts.
I'm sure they do.
I mean, they're not bad.
It's only one?
All right, come on.
There's more.
That's true.
No, I'll say this.
Mine.
Like, straight guy friends, straight.
Straight?
No.
I think some of the chaps.
I want to have them to call their guy friends.
Let's bring out the phones.
Bring out the phones.
I don't believe it.
I think they want to smash the game real quick, right?
So, the game in the business, you can call them and say these words in a playful, drunk voice.
Hey, I'm lit right now.
I'm just curious.
We never got together.
And don't laugh.
Let them respond.
Say, I'm serious.
We drunk.
Might as well.
Exactly.
I'm serious.
I want to know what you think about this.
So here's the verbiage.
You're going to say, hey, I'm a little bit tipsy right now.
I'm just curious.
Fresh, you pick.
Minutes Willa.
Minutes Willa?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And we want you to call them and say exactly what Frank told you to say.
I use Mio.
She didn't hear what you had to say.
She didn't hear the instruction on what to say.
Cool.
So, just remind me.
I'm going to say I'm TFC.
I just wondered why we haven't got together.
Do you guys speak English?
No, but the thing is, the one that actually lives in Miami can speak Spanish.
Okay, do I. Stop in Spanish, Nico.
Oh, my God.
Got together in Spanish.
What would it mean?
Like, what do we never.
That's again.
We're boyfriend, girlfriend.
Or like, what do we never like.
Why was it never more?
Yeah, more.
Why was it more mats?
Nicole.
Let's see what he says.
landlord That'd be funny.
No, no, Juan.
That'd be funny.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can live here.
Call him.
He lives in Miami.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
Español, to be real, yeah.
That's fine.
Put the phone on the mic.
Hello, como estas.
Guenito, comonda.
Girls don't like it.
Hello, bien que hace.
Estión.
Okay.
Esti un vuido or raça orita y está pen sandenti si pence que máinotas.
No, here in the hotel, yes in the hotel.
In cualión in Catalina.
If you want to come.
Send me the case.
I have it here.
What are you doing?
Do you have alcohol?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait a moment.
And then would you come?
Yeah, but I'm looking at the location.
Hmm.
And that is what I think.
Okay.
Well, no, that's not, but I don't think it's a pero.
Vienna, okay.
um Okay, well, I want to be with you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, the fuck.
Stand up.
And you, do you want to be with me?
Eh, Christina...
Ok, I'm going, I'm fine.
Thank you.
Okay, well, Daddy, I'm a rata.
Okay?
Dale, voy pa'ya.
Okay, no, no, todavía no, me tengo que echar un baño y así.
Yo ahorita te vuelvo a llamar.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Let's go.
He said 30 minutes.
30 minutes.
I'm serious.
I mean, I'm a serious girl because he was like 15.
Like, I cannot believe you're telling me this.
So that means he's still my minute.
He's 30 minutes.
I'll be there.
You know, funny?
Your voice was mad sexy.
He's like, yo, I'm ready for this shit.
I've been waiting for this shit.
So yeah, is he your friend?
What am I going to do?
All right, who's next, Fresh?
Come on, Fresh.
Who's next?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Mel, where you at?
Mountain, come on.
Take the phone away.
Please.
Listen.
Are you there?
Who's next?
No, no.
They cut off the mic.
No, they cut off the mic.
First things first.
I hear you like that.
That little switch on the very bottom on the very left.
Yes, I see.
You know what's funny?
Um, no, no, no.
He's supposed to be Spanish?
I understood.
He compared to it.
Funny.
He was like, "You still have no way." And then he was like, "Yeah, fuck that." 30 minutes over here.
It's the one with the I and the O, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it on the I?
Now it is.
Alright, one sec guys.
We're getting this back up.
What?
Let's see.
Well, that's the fourth time.
It's your only job, man.
He's gonna be waiting though.
No.
Is it good?
Yo, they're saying no audio.
Yeah, because it's the fourth time.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I told him they could fix it last show.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm thinking you're saying, we do it live.
Yeah, but four times?
We do it live.
Four times.
Oh, it's not four times, bro.
Back to back.
We do it live five.
If you want to defend them right now, and it's four times, I can do that.
It's the same exact problem.
It's touching the switch.
Oh, it's the thing?
Yeah, probably.
Put a fucking sire phone on that shit, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You want me to fix it?
Yeah, it's just on the bottom of this.
Is it stage box?
Yes.
And it's just air time.
We're missing, bro.
Yes.
On the bottom very end.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
I'm bringing the viewer count though.
Is it also plugged in?
Yeah, I'm plugging it in too.
Is it on now?
No.
You should.
Give it a second.
It's going to be.
It just takes the time to warm up.
Yeah.
It should be on now.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah, he kicked the ethernet cord, that's what it was.
Ah, okay, I got it.
It should be good now.
I can't kick the ethernet cord.
Or somebody kicked the ethernet cord.
Uh, good now, Bill?
I'm up.
Yes, it is.
Yep, we're back.
Okay, yes.
All right, guys.
Who's next?
We have young lady here.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I can't.
So, yeah, we had an issue there with the stage box director was going crazy.
Call one of your guy friends.
Which one?
You got this.
The one you think is the strongest.
The strongest.
That won't fold.
Okay, Eric.
Oh, you can call Eric?
That's fucked up, man.
No, Eric's a queen.
He's a queen?
No, he's not gay.
He's just gay.
Don't call the gay one.
Yeah.
No, he's not gay.
Yeah, call the straight one.
All right, let's get reflected.
Oh, my God.
Again, you're going to repeat this somewhat close to it.
Hey, I'm Loba Timsky.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm just curious why we never got together.
Oh, my God.
I actually want you.
I'm curious.
I can't tell him I want him, though.
Tikara Motra.
You can tell him your plan at the end.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
You can tell him at the end.
But don't ask a prank.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't fuck it up though in the beginning.
Make it real.
Did we.
No.
Oh, my goodness.
He's waiting for you after this show.
He was like, I'm leaving now.
No, no, wait.
That's funny.
Wait, so you want to smash him?
No, I do not.
No, no, I mean, you want to smash?
Would you have sex with him?
No.
Pick your phone bill.
Okay.
Because I don't like his look.
That's honest.
I guess it's Mexican.
It's been Spedelamba.
It's not my style.
Okay, ready.
Wait, he's not answering.
Pick your phone bill.
Try again, try to get another one.
Well, try it twice.
Try to call him twice, because you know, the dude's just a little bit more.
If not, I'll call another one.
Okay, he's not answering.
Nigga, the pants fall.
What the hell?
Hold on, I'll call him.
Call the phone.
I'll call another one.
Oh, no.
Hello, niggas in there, man.
Come on.
I feel like they're with their friends, though.
Don't matter.
It does matter.
He will not think they like.
Yeah, men aren't like women.
We'll go run to the check after.
like Manuel.
Let me call again.
He might have his do not deserve one.
Yeah, that's fine.
Or you might do the same thing.
Or he's sleeping.
Is he watching a show?
No, he's probably sleeping.
He works at like six in the morning.
That's fucked up.
Your call has been...
No, wait.
Hold on, let me call somebody else.
Okay, wait.
I know somebody else I can call.
Yeah, you got a lot in there, nigga.
Oh my god!
*BEEP*
Okay, wait.
He'll always ask this dude on Tesservan.
Damn, this guy don't want.
Leighton!
What are you doing?
Sitting in my bed.
Oh, that's boring.
Well, okay, so I'm just like...
You know how I get why I'm drunk.
Okay, I'm just wondering, like, why have we like never got together?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you obviously know I like you.
Um.
Like, do you not want me back or something?
Huh?
Do you not want me back or something?
What do you mean?
Like, do you not want to fuck me?
What?
Do you like, do you know what I mean?
I'm just drunk.
Bruh.
Who are you with?
Nobody.
I'm just saying.
I'm just drunk.
I don't know.
It's just like, all the times we were just sitting there.
You were a little too drunk, and I was only like four or five years in.
Okay, so what's that mean?
Like, what?
I respect you.
Okay, you expect me, but like, what if I'm not drunk?
You know, I'm like...
That's a different story.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Like, what?
Yes, you do.
What?
We just became friends again not too long ago.
Okay, so what?
We don't have to be just friends.
You know, I tried doing all that the first time.
What are you talking about?
Mmm, yeah.
What?
I tried.
I tried being more than just friends when we first began, like, started being friends.
And I mellowed out.
You mellowed out?
Yeah, I mellowed out.
Well, what about now, though?
Like, we friends again?
Like, what about now?
Uh.
You're in Florida.
I'm in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, I'm in Florida right now.
I'm just visiting.
Where you at, son?
I'll be back the 28th.
Really?
Yeah.
Just for the 28th?
No, I'll be back then.
Oh, I thought you were moving in Florida.
Yeah, like later on.
Like in a month.
I want you when I come back.
Alright.
I'll be here waiting.
Bye.
You're lying.
Okay.
I'll see you when I come back then.
Okay, love you, bye.
Love you, bye.
No!
Let's go.
We want that white business, man.
It's kind of rough.
Like, men cannot flirt.
Like, that gotta make women naughty.
I had the time to do it.
Swear at your age, I didn't talk like a jump.
Question for you.
He tried to kiss you or something earlier?
Or like, what happened there?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
There's so much drama with that.
I can't even get into it.
Like, okay, so basically, I'm like.
Okay, wait.
I'll tell you the story.
So I didn't want anything to do with him.
Like, I was like, ew.
But why?
No.
Just because like I just wasn't interested.
Like, I just didn't want anything to do with guys, period.
Okay.
And, like, he was, like, telling, okay, so this other kid that I used to talk to, he was like, oh, yeah.
Like, he told him that we, like, hooked up or whatever.
And so then I stopped talking to him because I was like, that's weird.
Why would you lie?
Like, that's weird.
That's fucking weird.
That is weird.
It is.
Like, why would you tell somebody that we hooked up when we didn't?
Yeah.
Not gonna lie, though, that guy.
What's that guy's name you just spoke to?
Layton.
Layton, yeah.
Layton.
I'm telling you right now, I'm not trying to be rude.
He thinks he's better than you.
He cared for him.
You could not fluster him at all.
That's a bad sign.
He thinks he's more attractive than you.
He did not miss a beat when he was talking to you.
If my crush called me and I'm off guard, Fresh is off guard.
And, Myron, you know how much damage a crush can do if you're off guard?
You go, uh, uh, uh.
The guy thinks he's better than you.
I'm just saying, it's very one-sided in the power dynamic there.
No, I'm pretty sure.
That guy has a girl.
That guy has a girl.
No, he doesn't.
No, I know he doesn't because I know he doesn't like you.
No, I don't care.
Because I'm pretty sure he only has like one body, too.
And I know he doesn't have a girl, too.
The other guy who tried to make his voice like he's tired and sexy, what's that guy's name?
That guy likes you.
That guy.
Oh, him.
Yeah, the Venezuelan girl.
That guy was trying to sound all sexy.
This guy didn't give a fuck.
Maybe it's the youth thing.
I don't know.
Also, they weren't friends before.
They just got back with being friends.
She probably did some fuck shit and he said, whatever.
I did not.
That's a horrible thing.
If he says, yo, I try to fuck and then I got bored.
That's a horrible sign.
But then he said, we just became friends again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I forgave him for being a weirdo.
For saying that we fucked when we didn't.
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah, he said that we did, but we didn't.
You guys did it.
And I was like, I literally blew up on him.
I was like, you're fucking weird.
Why'd you say that?
We never did anything.
What was his excuse?
Because he was trying to be cool.
That's literally what he said.
I have test evidence.
I guarantee you that guy's going to fuck and forget about this girl.
You're going to be a rainy night to him.
I guarantee you.
I'm still not.
I'm still not.
All right.
Who else wants to end their?
I mean, sorry, test the relationship.
What is it?
Me.
Yeah, your guy would definitely want to smash, probably.
Your friend probably wants to smash, too.
You want to try it?
Jesus, first of all, my phone is not in there.
I put it in my bag.
And she has a man.
All right, it's fine.
All right.
All right.
Two out of those.
Well, you guys already know, bro.
Yeah, we know what time.
Nobody wants to be friends with girls.
Facts, bro.
That's that for that chat.
Yeah.
We got those.
Okay.
Yep, we got it.
What's up next?
Chat, if you ever feel like a girl is fucking with you over the phone or she's drunk calling you like that, never, never fall for it.
Challenge her in a combative way.
You say, what are you drunk?
And she goes, oh, shit.
Never say, oh, you're drunk and get all happy.
99% of the time, even if she's not pranking you, her mind will change when she sees you.
So never fall for that bait, ever, unless she's five minutes away from you.
Then you can meet her.
She's in another fucking state, drunk, calling you.
She's not going to fuck you when she comes back.
Trust me, bro.
You're being tested here.
And these guys are failing.
You guys, your friends are losers, bro.
They're legit losers.
That's why they're in the friend zone on Fresh Zone.
Thanks.
They look at Evan as well, like, only I started by badge.
Hey, bro.
You know, too late, bro.
She saved now.
Yeah.
On Fresh Bad.
Oh, okay.
On behalf of Fresh's Balls, I must relate his message.
He's too tired.
He's currently recovering from a wild night last night.
What the fuck, nigga?
Nigga, I was home.
What the fuck?
I didn't do shit last night.
Didn't we do a podcast last night?
Maybe the night before that?
Yeah.
I was with Chris nigga, so yeah, that was double date.
Yeah, I was busy.
All right.
Yeah, that's probably what it.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that happened.
Wait, what?
This is how Fresh had a three out of the double date with Chris.
Yeah, locals, nigga.
Oh, yeah.
You always doing that.
That black wrist.
You know what I'm saying?
Why the hell?
Why did they say that?
Who's the chick?
The George Floyd.
Well, why'd you?
I was so lost.
I was holding her neck.
Oh, you're holding her neck?
Like, like, doing the armbar?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay, let's move forward.
W Zerka.
Bruh.
W Zerga, W, Melissa W, Leonardo, Joni.
Albania on top.
All right, let's go team Albania.
All right.
Did you talk, did you and Melissa ever talking to Albania to each other?
Yeah, like, she's actually from a home.
No, no, she's from Albania, the capital.
No, she's far from me, but I met her brother.
Her brother knew who I was.
So, like, yeah, I love these people.
Okay.
Y'all niggas are criminals, bro.
Yeah.
I'll be honest.
Albanians are criminals, bro.
All right.
Fresh, you lied about this being a table full of baddies.
Anyhow, this is here before and after spending a week with Zirka.
Hey, nigga, Zerka's happy, so that's all I'm mad.
They said you lied, Fresh.
What do you got to say to that, bro?
Zerka's happy, so I'm happy.
No, no, they said you lied about the baddies.
Nigga, Zerka's happy.
What does it have to do with anything?
I'm happy to be around you guys.
The girls don't do it for me.
Okay, great.
Pause it.
All right.
WFFW Zerka.
Zerka, if you need help with your podcast setup, hit me through Instagram.
Yes.
I got you if you truly moved to Miami.
He's amazing.
This is TPC Film.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Help me with my camera on the debrief.
I'd love a volunteer.
I'll give you this one number.
Yeah.
Wait, are you actually, bro?
Are you serious about this?
100%.
100%.
It just makes sense.
It makes a lot of sense.
It does make sense, bro.
Because I'll be honest, bro, you lazy nigga.
We need to motivate you.
Yeah.
Even without streaming.
If you're here, it's better for you.
You know, the only reason I haven't done it yet is I'm like, I'm not paying fucking $8,000 for SLS.
It's $41.
This building ain't that bad.
Yeah.
Why didn't you guys tell me, like, Zerka?
I'm paying more right now.
You could have asked me.
We didn't know you wanted to come here.
Yeah, I thought you were going to Columbia.
Yeah, we didn't know what the fuck you want to do.
All right.
Not with neighbors.
So yeah, no, no, there's a correction in Miami, so this is a good time to come here.
All right.
Demetrius says, Zerka tonight, let's chill on Iraq.
We all know who she desires.
Sudan flag emoji?
Yeah, Iraq.
Have you gone on a date with Myron yet?
Have you done, like, are you just wasting your life?
Like, what are you doing?
Just working for Porsche?
You got to get moving on that.
The Mossad sent her, so they're going to kill me soon.
You know, they have Iraqi Jews, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they have them.
Anyway, Blackest Panther.
Greenland is not a country.
Black Queen won already.
Really?
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Mo?
Greenland's not a country.
Wait, it is.
Wait, it's not?
Yeah, because Trump said he's going to invade it.
Yeah, man.
All right, we'll move on.
They both win.
What's up next?
Who's up next?
I think that's it.
That's it?
Cool.
Damn.
All right.
So we've actually killed a lot of time.
Holy shit, from that first portion of the show.
We can do the questions.
Sure.
Yeah, because, bro.
We have about 45 minutes.
You got a question for the girls, Zorka?
Sure, yeah, let's start this.
Okay.
31 minutes.
I'll start.
Okay, go first.
Ladies, who here has been in a threesome?
Is this just Cap, bro?
This is some one chick from the podcast?
Are you lying to me?
Nobody else?
I've never had one.
Even you?
What the fuck?
Okay, tell us about that threesome.
What happened?
Was it two girls?
Which one?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Was there ever two men on you?
Hell no, that ain't no threesome.
This girl's so awesome, dude.
This girl, you're answering everything correct.
Okay, check this out.
All right.
We're going to go back to a different question.
My name, you do the question.
No, no, go ahead.
That's your second one.
Okay.
All right.
I want you ladies to pick the hottest woman here.
You guys all have to vote.
Tell the truth and don't cry.
Don't get all butt hurt.
Just tell the truth.
I'm curious.
Only the ladies that's only the ladies that are sitting at this table?
Yes.
Yeah.
So one of them.
Oh, my gosh.
No one's competing with those guys.
Everybody a baddie.
No, no, don't do that, gay shit.
Come on, bro.
Like, actually, though, I think I'm going to go with her.
You think she's the hottest here?
I would just say that she's different from my average GoPor, and I like her hair.
It gives like 90s vibes, so I would want to feel her out.
So yeah, she's hot.
Okay.
That was very honest.
Your turn?
Oh, my God.
Clock it.
Why?
Oh my god.
She's young and feminine and pretty.
She's so cute.
Okay.
Your turn?
I'll pick her on the end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because she's pretty.
I like her hair, her style.
Would you fuck?
You plead the fifth.
Oh, you plead the fifth.
I know that's right.
Okay, your turn.
Go ahead.
I'll choose my roommate, Taylor.
That's cheating.
That's your father.
Oh, but really, because she, I saw her without makeup and she's still a baddie without makeup.
And are you guys roommates like that, bad?
Like, you guys, like, you guys.
Walk around the room naked type of thing?
That's what you said?
Or are you guys straight?
Oh, okay.
Okay, you're going to heaven.
Okay, your turn.
So I'm going to hell?
I mean, you can redeem yourself.
You can be heterosexual for this portion of your life, right?
Yeah, I'm just going to call myself my sister wife.
Hold up.
In the Bible, they never talk about woman on woman.
Only man on man is a mortal sin.
Woman on woman is never talked about, so I think you're good.
I would love to go to heaven for liking women.
I ain't gonna lie.
I think you're safe.
But isn't that perverse of the mind?
I always wonder why it's left out.
Why is the lesbian left out of the Bible that the gay thing is the worst?
Because I get the gay thing being the worst, but why is the lesbian not in Leviticus?
But Adam and Eve were created to be a perfect couple, not Eve and Steve and Ivanka.
You know what I'm saying?
Eve and Steve.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
Who's the hottest chick at the table?
Oh my god.
I can't choose.
I don't know.
Probably her.
Actually.
Okay.
Why?
Dude, she's sexy.
That's your friend, though.
No, like, she's sexy.
Like, I just met her.
She's sexy.
Wait, who?
The one on the corner.
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
I would be the girl.
Oh, my God.
Because she's natural, spontaneous.
She smiles a lot, and she's smart for her age.
Oh, my God.
Girls, when you say her, just please describe the girl at least a little bit for the chat, please.
I don't know.
What's her name again?
Leo.
Yeah, I could be wrong about that Bible thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.
It's like the one thing someone challenged me on, and I remembered it.
It's a great area.
A woman can't lie with women.
I keep hearing that in my head.
It's a great area, but yeah.
Wait, Chat said She's the ugliest.
Who?
Which one?
Which one's the ugliest?
I got the biggest forehead.
I'll be real.
Yeah, no titties.
No, you don't.
I got the biggest forehead and no titties.
I don't care.
Okay, whose turn?
Okay.
My turn.
Yeah.
Her with the cheetah shirt.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's natural.
She has a natural hair on.
But shouldn't it shouldn't?
Hold on, but like, let me get this straight.
Like, shouldn't every girl at this table say that hairstylist is the hottest?
No, pretty fair.
Shouldn't every girl say that that chick's the hottest?
Am I tripping?
Oh, it stuck between you two.
Thank you.
Okay.
Politically correct.
What about you?
I think she's the hottest.
Oh, yeah, you're here.
Like so natural.
So out of all of them, she won the most votes right here.
All right, let's try this.
Let's try this.
If you girls have to sign a bitch to modeling contract, which one would you sign at the table to make some money?
How about that?
Why don't we tell the truth?
Martin, who would you sign?
If you had to sign one of these women on your fucking wine seat labeling, who would you sign?
They don't allow tattoos or anything.
Fresh, who would you sign?
Come on, you're with me, Fresh.
I would sign Venezuela.
Really?
You're actually a racist.
What the fuck?
No.
He's actually a racist.
Here, I got a question for the girls.
Ladies, what do you think in general is, obviously we know that dating is very difficult now, and we know that men and women are both struggling for different reasons.
What would you say is the number one struggle for women with finding a guy?
And then what do you think is the number one struggle for men with finding a girl?
So need you guys to think a little bit.
Huh?
Are we going in an order?
Wherever you guys want to start, or whoever wants to go first, because I know this is a deeper question.
So again, we all know that dating is more difficult than before.
What do you think the biggest obstacle is for women versus what is the obstacle, the biggest obstacle for men?
For men.
In your opinion, of course.
It could be directly tied to you or someone you know or what you think.
Yeah, or why you're single.
Yeah, or it could be why you're single, where you could draw from your experiences, someone you know, whatever.
So for women and then for men, the biggest obstacle.
We'll start right here on this, Orlando.
I think it's...
I think, like, the hardest thing for girls, women, is...
You're right.
Say it with those 32 Ds.
My God.
I feel like they are overly emotional at times whenever it comes to certain topics or just certain conversations.
And then I think for men, I think men under, don't, I feel like men don't express their feelings enough or they don't.
Isn't that gay though?
When they're like, oh, I got to talk about my feelings.
Isn't that like some switch to rumor?
No, it's really important.
So your guy tells you about his feelings all the time?
No, but we talk it through.
Has he cried?
He cried in front of you?
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, my.
Are you still with him?
Whoa.
Yeah, for him.
It's like a good thing.
His mom die?
No.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
No.
Why'd he cry?
Oh, she smiles.
Dog die?
No.
He lost his job.
No.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Well, just give us a hint.
Give us a hint.
Yeah, we don't know him, so.
Yeah, we know him.
Yeah.
Was he like inside of you?
Oh, this is the best thing you've ever done.
Oh, my God.
That's fine.
We had a pretty heated argument one time, and it was pretty serious.
Did he call you a fire crotch?
No.
You're an asshole.
What did he say?
What did he say that was so mean?
No, we're just long distance.
It's really hard.
Oh, really hard.
That's what she said.
And some things are harder for us than other things.
Wait, so like, so he cried to you on the phone?
Not person.
Yeah.
You thought you were cheating.
Oh, my God.
You thought you were cheating then.
Or no, Myron.
Or no.
No, no.
We're very open with each other.
You're open, all right.
Oh, my God.
beyond me bro!
You guys!
Have all the ladies here had a guy cry to them?
Yes.
You too?
Yes.
Wow.
What the fuck is going on?
You don't even date women.
You just wanna be a woman.
No, that's not gonna be now.
No, no.
He's going away.
Myron, have you cried?
Hold on.
Fresh, have you cried in front of a chief?
Never.
Myron, he's going away.
Where?
Military?
yeah is that why Wait, for war?
Huh?
For war, just like...
Deployed?
No.
No, he just doesn't.
Yeah.
We'll say it.
Yeah, we'll say that.
How old is he?
Oh, God.
He's my age as well.
21.
Yeah, about 21.
Fresh out.
Wait a minute.
Wow.
I don't.
This was like closer to like when we were not like this was like a while back.
It was closer to like when we first got together.
Not like right away, but six months.
How often do you see him?
How often do you see him?
We see each other a good bit.
Like every week?
No.
Every month or so.
Every month or two.
It might not seem like a lot, but not gonna lie, that's really not a relationship.
Yeah, you're single.
Yeah, you're really single.
You're single, though.
You're single.
All right.
All right.
So my guys are going to be a little bit scared.
Okay, one thing that you think men struggle with versus women struggle with dating.
The biggest obstacle in your opinion?
For you?
Yep.
Oh, for me.
Yeah.
I feel like women struggle because some men don't understand that women can work and be established.
Well, me personally, I've had an ex that's like was jealous of my success.
Really?
Yes.
Was he broken?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
So the obstacle for women is their success.
For me, yeah.
And from my experience.
All right.
Well, and then what about I feel like every woman, well, not every woman, but most women are looking for like a provider financially.
And they use social media and they see, oh, if I get a man, he's going to buy me X, Y, and Z. And I'm like, that's not realistic because a lot of these men are not rich.
All right.
So for the women, the biggest obstacle is their own success.
For the men, it's women looking for a provider.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
What about you, Vin as well?
What do you think is the biggest obstacle for women in dating and then versus men in dating in today's day and age?
I think there is one answer to both, and it's lack of healing.
Lack of what?
Healing.
Okay.
Like we all have experiences shared in our lives.
And if we don't go to the psychologist or we don't, you know, internalize what happened to us, we are going to fuck it up even with the right person.
And that's true for both men and women.
So trauma.
Yeah.
Like, let's say if I had a guy that's shitting on me before and I don't heal that, then I'm going to think that every guy that is going to be in my life is going to shit on me.
And that's other...
No.
Because I love myself.
I'm enough.
I'm enough.
And if he's with me, I have to be enough for him to be able to do it.
Okay, so hold on.
Question for you.
Do you think a woman can sexually satisfy a man by herself?
Yes.
Yeah, I think.
All right, raise of hands.
How many of you guys think one woman can sexually satisfy a man by herself?
Raise of hands if you think yes.
They should be aware of that.
If you're very good and bad, yes.
What is?
So you guys think three or three of you think a woman can?
I think a woman can.
Yeah.
If they love you, if you're not boring and keep it exciting, that's it.
Exactly.
Keep it exciting.
Don't you have three songs with your guy?
Excuse me?
Don't you have three sons with your guy?
No, not this one.
Oh, that's one?
No.
And how long you two been dating?
How long?
What?
How long you two been dating?
A little minute.
Like, what?
Five years?
Five years.
Five years?
At least that's return on, man.
No, that's what he said.
I didn't confirm.
That's what he said.
So like two years.
Five plus years, and I didn't confirm, but he put it on that paper.
Oh, okay.
So how long is it then?
A couple years.
Off and on?
No.
Okay.
I'm wondering.
I saw three girls saying that they could sexually satisfy a guy by themselves.
You three, right?
Or no, four.
Four of you.
The rest of you don't think so?
No.
I don't understand that.
What did they mean by no?
He's going to cheat regardless.
Oh, okay.
Y'all putting it like that.
All right.
So you change your answer.
Polybill depends on the guy.
No, I don't.
Like, the question is, can you, as a woman, actually suppress the word, can you fulfill a man's sexual appetite?
Is that even fucking possible?
Yes.
Really?
You can fulfill every fantasy?
Even this.
I hate to break it to you guys.
The answer is a profound fucking no.
You can't do it yourself.
And this comes to, you know, I hate to hold back my power levels all this much.
Women are delusional, and you guys think you have more value than you really do.
You guys think you're more special than you really are.
And the reality is, a lot of you guys are very similar to each other, and you guys aren't as special as you guys think that you are.
So it's always fun to me when girls say, you know, I don't want a guy that's going to cheat on me, or I think that I can satisfy a guy by myself, or I'm enough, or any sort of stuff.
It's not true.
You're not enough.
It will be enough for the guy who feels like you are enough.
No, because if he has enough, you won't be enough.
Let me make that very clear.
If he has enough, you will never be enough.
The more status and money a man has, the more likely he is to experience other women.
How about him?
A man is only as faithful as his money allows him to be.
If he can have multiple women and get away with it, he will do it every single time.
So like I said before, a girl's only enough if he has enough.
How about if he has more, he can get more.
How about if he got tired of that life?
Have you heard the song by an Odra Nocha in Miami from Bad Bony?
He's tired of fucking sluts.
He's still fucking sluts.
Yeah, but you know, deep down, who's gonna have all the money and all of that.
So all rich men are whores.
But let's be honest here.
After the wall, he's like, you know what?
All right, I'm tired of one bitch.
So same shit.
It's like a cycle.
He'll get tired one time, one girl, and then ladies, I'm going to give you guys a big red pill.
Musicians say things that you want to hear because women are stupid and they're more likely to buy things and spend money and put themselves in debt and consumers.
So musicians make music, you know, with fairy tales because women and a woman's imagination is their best asset, right?
So since women tend to live in fairy tales and you guys like fiction over non-fiction, it's why women love reading romance novels and watching Telemundo and fictional stuff.
They sell that to you.
So when Bad Bunny says, oh, yeah, I just want a real girl even though I fuck all these whores.
Yeah, a guy was always going to want a main girl, of course.
But he's going to want to have side girls too.
That's just how men are.
And really, the amount of, you know, typically men are as faithful as they can afford to be.
That's what it is.
So I just find it interesting when girls say, oh, yeah, I can sexually satisfy a guy by myself, or I deserve monogamy.
I always laugh because I'm like, yeah, you want monogamy, get an average guy.
But none of you want an average guy.
Yeah, if he has a check mark, he's cheating.
You guys are like, but can you, let me ask you, do you know what he is?
What do you mean?
Like, what does he do?
Like, what do you think the average guy is?
This is actually an interesting experiment.
What do you think he is?
I'm 9 to 5.
Okay, how much money do you think he earns per year and how tall do you think he is?
Maybe 30.
Average.
Average.
Average?
5'5.
15 to 28 an hour.
what is that yearly that's Not even?
You think 30k is average?
46, maybe?
30?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's good.
Yeah, so the average guy, yeah.
5'8, about 30 or 50K per year, depending on where they're at.
Most women don't want, that's below most women.
Yeah.
I got that.
That's fine with me.
Most women wouldn't want that.
Okay.
The problem is this, right?
Average women don't want average men.
And that's why we have this disconnect.
average women don't want average men.
Average women want above average men.
He's saying the top is sharing all the women.
Yeah, that's true.
The top is literally sharing all the entitlement.
Yeah.
Women?
Yeah.
Entitlement?
Most definitely.
Yeah, this is.
Maybe broke as fuck.
One, the richest man.
Yeah, but men don't care about women's money.
Yeah.
Like, you could be a broke chick and get a rich man.
But women care about men's money.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm saying that men don't care about their money, but I'm saying the things like a guy will take a girl.
I'd rather, I think most men would agree with me.
I'd rather have a girl that's broke, but not a whore over a girl that has a bunch of money but's a whore.
100%.
I'll take a broke chick that is not a slut over a chick that's a slut but has is a multi-millionaire any single day.
And that's how men are.
We're different.
Versus the other way around.
Women want a guy that's a slut that's a multi-millionaire that has a lot of large body count over a broke man that's a virgin.
And Aka Hima gets jealous of you.
Yeah.
Okay, well anyway.
So yeah, you said lack of healing, which is kind of funny to me.
I think trauma is good for men, but it's bad for women.
Good for men.
Trauma is good for men.
Yes, absolutely.
I do agree.
I'm not even going to lie.
I agree.
Because when women experience trauma, you guys become whores.
When we experience trauma, we recover.
Well, assuming we recover from it, survival of the fittest, that makes you more attractive.
There's a reason why battle scars are like admired, right?
Because you've been through shit and you survived it.
So for men, experience makes us more attractive.
Experience makes you guys less attractive.
Yeah, also you can handle all your problems.
Because he's been through it himself.
Yeah, that's what I agree with.
Within reason, right?
But we are talking romantically.
We are not talking about life.
Trauma makes you stronger in life to handle shit, the work and all of that.
That's not good for women, though.
But for men either, if I want to marry somebody that cannot take when I cry in front of him, he hides himself.
That means he's not able to listen to me.
You know what I'm saying?
We're talking about romantically.
No, no, no.
I mean, if he's suffered and he's been through trauma and then you cry to him, I think he'd be in a good position to help you deal with it.
Okay.
I mean, that's an example.
But it's not trauma as a word.
It's what's behind the past experiences.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you can be traumatized, yeah, but that could be a lot deeper than the word.
Like, it's not like you have a car accident and now you, you, no, no, no.
It's like if he experienced stuff, let's say, with the mom when he was younger, and then he doesn't hear from that, he will not know how to handle a woman.
And that is going to affect me because if I want to marry that man, that man needs to be free and have the wisdom to manage me.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about deeper than what you're saying.
That's where you got to be smart as a woman and get with a guy that's wiser, older, smarter than you.
That's where you got to be intelligent enough to, you know, this is why I tell girls, like, you want to date a guy five to 10 years older than you, right?
And guys, you want to date a woman significantly younger than you, right?
Like, you talk about marriage, but like, what are the chances you get married again?
It's like damn near zero.
No, I'm being honest.
It's not rude.
She looks very young.
You look very young, but your chances of getting married are almost close to zero percent.
For real.
You're 33.
For real.
I deserve the real one.
Wait, you're 33 on your second marriage or divorce?
Third.
I'm divorced, yeah.
Yeah, so you probably have an almost 0% chance.
Why?
I look like 25.
Pull the calculator for us, Chris, please.
I mean, just statistically, you have this almost 0% chance.
We'll come back to her in a second.
All right.
What about you?
What do you think is the number one obstacle that men deal with dating in the versus women dealing with dating in today's society?
I feel like for a man, their biggest obstacle is their ego.
Like, I feel like a lot of men have a high ego.
Interesting.
All right, then what about women?
I feel like a woman, they have a problem with understanding, like, the realistic aspects of things.
So, like, a man.
Where do you think that stomach is going to be?
I don't, like, insecurities.
You give me grudge girl vibes.
Hold on.
So, you said for men, their ego is their number one limiter.
And then for you, you're saying women not like having standard, uh, not understanding their worth?
In a way, honestly, yes.
In a way.
Why do they not understand their worth?
I feel like it's because they're used to things that are, like, I feel like their parents don't teach them how to work for something more.
I feel like their parents don't teach them something like higher than.
So I think you got it flipped.
I think women have too much ego.
That's why they expect too much.
I think men have less ego than women nowadays.
I respect your perspective, but I'm not going to be in the other way.
Let me tell you why.
The reason why women have more ego nowadays is because an 18-year-old girl can get on Instagram and have an NBA player DM her.
18-year-old guy, nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody cares.
So, I mean, here's the perfect example.
The guy that you just called, right?
You denied him, didn't you?
Why'd you deny him?
I don't know.
I just see him as a friend.
Okay, but why'd you see him as a friend?
Why is he, like, I want you to think, like, why is he not a suitable candidate for you?
I don't know.
Recently, I've been just, like, disgusted with guys.
Just because they're such assholes.
Like, they're, like, because I see them as so egotistical.
Yeah, but just the fuck.
Would it be prefer to say that you're the one with the ego since you're denying them all?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe I have higher standards.
Yeah, maybe.
You want me to prove that every woman on this show has a huge ego?
In your minds right now, all of you women think, oh, it's optional, Fresh, Myron, Zirka.
Yeah, they're cool.
Maybe I could date them.
It's optional.
But in reality, if we just look at on paper, in reality, not just paper, us three are fucking thousand leagues above you girls.
And I'm saying like, I'm saying that in a respectful way.
The ego doesn't allow you guys to see that.
And I'm not saying this as game to pick you guys up after the show.
I'm going to go home.
I'm saying honestly, genuinely from the bottom of my heart, you guys, you'll be around men who are out of your league and you'll think they're just men.
You won't sense it.
You know, right now you're not sensing it.
You'll sense it when you go home, right?
When you have to go back to those kind of guys.
But when you're around high-value guys, you guys don't really grasp how like check this out.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Our DMs are filled with women, and that's almost impossible to do as a man.
That's really hard.
The ugliest woman on Tinder can get more matches than the hottest guy on Tinder.
So, you guys, right now, sitting here don't understand.
Let's, I'm a million leagues above you, girls, a million leagues, and if you guys could trade lives, you would feel what I'm feeling.
But there's no way to tell you guys that without, like, I sound crazy to you guys because of the ego.
I think what he's saying is, I sound crazy.
What he's saying is that, like, at the same time.
Look, I'm a top 1% male.
These girls are average at best.
I'm not saying average like you guys are mid.
I'm saying on paper, you're height, the amount of followers you have, your lifestyle, you guys average to just a basic girl around town, right?
We have a network.
Huh?
So, because we don't have a network, we don't have worth.
You're not as rare as the men sitting at this table.
If you traded lives with me, you'd be like, oh, my DMs are full.
This is awesome.
If I traded lives with you, I'm just a regular girl in Miami.
It's very different.
We drive different cars.
We're on different like playing fields, right?
They're on different kind of They're not going to understand, bro.
You got to explain it in female perspective.
But look at it based on perspective.
I feel like if you guys incarnated as a man right now and you were an average guy, like all those men at the grocery store, you guys don't notice those guys.
You don't notice the bartender.
You don't notice most men.
You're not noticing them because of your ego.
Ladies, ladies, to put it simply, I'll simplify it.
Average women don't see average men as viable.
That's simply it.
An average woman is going to want a man that's above her.
And this is just a female natural, this is like the natural tendency.
Women want men that are better than themselves.
And the internet, dating apps, and the connectivity that we have with the internet and technology has made us so where the average guys basically become invisible because when you open up your phone, you have higher status men hitting you up or you have access to these men.
Once you have access to these men, it makes it a lot more difficult for you to accept the more average guy.
Right.
Because you know what's on the horizon.
You know what's out there versus seven years ago, no internet.
You were limited to your geographic area.
My high school sweetheart, he's all I know.
He's great.
Versus now you have your high school sweetheart, but then guess what?
You get hit up on Instagram by an NBA player.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
This guy's hitting me up.
This guy is leagues above the guy that you're talking to.
But because of the internet, now you're exposed to him and you have this opportunity.
And I hate to say this, but I say this all the time.
Women are opportunists when it comes to dating.
Yes.
Men are realists.
Women are opportunists.
So you guys love men opportunistically.
Okay, this guy's a better option.
Grass green on the other side.
I'm going to go with him.
Because women are looking for security value.
We're looking for replication value.
Is she hot, young, available?
Can have good looking kids with her.
Women, is he tall, attractive, and provide security for me and my children in the future?
And it's hard to find that all in one guy.
So if you do find it, oh, this is better.
I'm going to go to him.
That's kind of how women may select.
It's very different.
Oh, yeah.
I'm looking for potential.
100%.
Yes.
And with that said, thanks to the internet and to bring my conclusion here.
Yeah.
Since we have this interconnected world with social media, et cetera, average women don't feel as though average men aren't enough.
So the guy that you're, and I'm using this example, not to be an asshole, but the guy that you're talking to, right, that you were talking to a frenzo, for example, right?
You denied him because he's not good enough.
Simple.
Hey, you're frenzo because you don't meet my requirements.
But let's imagine you didn't have Instagram.
Let's imagine you didn't travel.
Let's imagine you didn't have access to other men via the internet.
You would be a lot more humble about where you stand and you might have given him a chance is what I'm trying to say.
So the internet and the interconnectivity has changed things, not for men's betterment, actually for your guys' betterment, because now you guys have access to far more men, which means men don't, regular guys no longer are enough.
And he's not saying that as a good thing.
He's saying you're in a strong delusion.
In a really severe, like a delusion so strong that you could be 33 and thinking you're going to get a third marriage.
Like, what guy is going to marry?
Who are you to say that?
I'm saying who you think you are.
Who do you think you are?
I'm just looking at this.
Calm down, you're an embarrasser.
Calm down.
All right, let's say you're my.
Okay, let's say she was my daughter.
I'm glad I'm not in his DMs.
Let's say.
Next, please.
Let's say, Myron, let's say she was my daughter.
Myron, let's say she was my daughter.
I would say, listen, Venezuela, were you more attractive at 25 than right now?
Both.
Oh, same amount?
I mean, like, I look like 24, 25.
Zero, I'll make this easier for you.
Let's go through.
We have the build-demand calculator here for you.
So what we're going to do is I want you to put the minimum age and the maximum age of demand that you want.
Martin, what's the cutoff date?
If she hits 35, when is it the black soul?
We'll see.
How old are you and are you married?
Oh, I am married.
Yeah.
I doubt it.
I am married.
What is the minimum age that you would date and the maximum age you would date for you?
Minimum.
25.
25, 2.
Damn.
45.
Okay.
You're a predator.
Height?
What the fuck?
He's fucked with you.
Minimum height for you.
Tall, tall.
The minimum height.
Is it 5'10, 5'11, 6'?
Like, 6'5.
Well, hold on, hold on.
It's for her.
It's for her.
I'll come to you next.
9.
No.
I don't know.
I know that a teenage.
Okay, give us 7 meters.
It's fine.
Give us 7 meters.
My height.
You want my height.
No, no, bare minimum.
He is a high is ideal.
Ideal.
Yeah, the ideal.
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know about numbers.
So give me 7 meters.
5'8, I would say.
2, 6, 2.
Okay.
So 5'8.
5'8.
Are you 5'8?
How tall are you?
I'm 5'4.
Okay, okay.
All right, so 5'8.
Okay, what do you say?
Race?
I don't care, as long as he's hot.
Do Asian?
Yeah.
No, you won't.
Have you fucked an Asian guy?
Yeah, or no?
No.
No.
Do you want to do it?
Don't you?
It's my fantasy.
Would you do Indian?
Depends.
I know a hot Instagrammer.
No, you can't check mark Asian if she's never had it.
Clearly, in 33 years, she's not felt Asian.
But that's my desire.
No, but you're that's.
All right, minimum education for you.
No, it has to be a boss to me.
It doesn't matter if he didn't go to university, but as long as he's his boss, yes.
Yeah, no, but high school.
Like, what's the point?
You don't care?
All right, we'll go bare minimum at high school.
That's fine.
It doesn't matter.
Income level.
Bare minimum income per year.
1 million.
Okay.
Do it.
Okay.
1 million.
He's my lesson.
My little stage.
Ladies, don't shame.
He's had enough.
He's had enough.
Don't shame him.
Okay.
So 1 million.
Can he be fat or married?
Remember what I said about the extreme delusion part?
No.
So he can't be married.
I mean, he can be fat.
I'll put the word to make him a small.
No, no, no, no.
He's coming to you.
Fat.
That's just how he is.
Biggie small man.
He has good teeth and nice face.
So that's I care about now.
Okay, so not obese.
I don't care.
Obese, no, obese, not marry, no.
Okay, let's get us out of here.
This gotta be the worst one we've ever done, Mark.
Fresh.
Let's see right now.
No, it ain't really.
Yeah, we have worse.
All right, build your man.
Okay.
You score a total of five cat bags, so good job.
0.02%.
That's that.
Yeah, so your man doesn't exist, and it's in red.
Yeah, that means, and ladies, uh, remember when I said she had a 0% chance of getting married?
Was I right or what?
Yeah, but that's not what my DM says.
Ladies, his personality.
No, no, no, no.
She said, that's not what my DMs say.
Your DMs are trying to fuck.
We're saying marriage.
Because I'm a smart woman.
Any fucking non-load on you?
We're talking about marriage.
You have a 0% chance of getting married.
You don't care.
I don't want to be married as long as I feel it.
I don't want to dialogue.
Let me ask you this.
I want to fuck as much as you do.
That's it.
Okay, come to my place.
So let me ask you this.
Okay, so obviously a million dollars a year is like 80 or $90,000 a month.
So that's fine.
Let me ask you this then.
Are you okay with him having other women?
After 10 years, like if we are boyfriend and girlfriend, no.
But if we are married, let's say after 10 years, playing blind, you know?
I'm going to be very honest with you, okay?
Because these types of men, I know what I mean.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I like Arabs and they like women, you know.
Yeah, I'll be honest with you.
This kind of guy that makes this kind of money, he's going to want to have multiple women.
Yeah.
As long as I don't know, it's fine.
Okay.
Cool.
Don't be nosy.
Yeah, but she's going to go look it, bro.
I want to see her phone.
Why'd you like sleep around?
Shoot me somewhere.
Why would you say this type of guy if he doesn't even exist?
Like, he does 0%.
Why don't we be honest with her?
Hold on.
0% of her.
She is this, but not for her.
What do you mean?
He's this, but not for her.
I think he exists to fuck, but he's not marrying her.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, no, I'm saying for her to even get him to marry her, she would have to accept other women.
Minimum.
She would have to.
All women think when they get fucked by a dude that the guy likes her.
Like, why do you all think that?
Because they like him.
Every guy who's ever fucked you that you guys liked, where the fuck is he?
You guys got abandoned by him.
Clearly, if your DMs are full, it doesn't mean you're attractive because he's nowhere to be found.
He'll nut in you.
All right, I'm going to just say this.
How are you guys all single?
How bad do you have to be as a woman to be single in 2020?
Except her.
Except for her.
Yeah, yeah.
No, she's a fucking sees him every two months.
That's no relationship.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what's going to Miami, by the way, with his boyfriend?
Come on, man.
Ask them.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go to the next one.
I was just curious.
Because, no, no, you know why?
Because a lot of girls here probably have similar standards to what you have.
Like, a lot of girls want guys that make six figures and successful and stuff like that.
And I'm here to tell you, ladies, that guy's going to want something in exchange, which means other women, and you shut the hell up and don't tell him anything.
That's how it goes.
Especially in Miami.
The delusion at 21 years old, it's funny.
But at her age, it's kind of like, hey, yo, you got to get it together.
She knows we're telling the truth.
That's why she kind of.
Okay.
She's just trying to sound tough on the show.
But the reality is you meet this kind of guy, bro.
I live in New York.
This guy is normal, you know?
If you don't wear a Rolex.
Say that again.
Like to me.
Like, I live in New York.
This is normal.
One million is normal.
And to me, it's like, if you don't wear a Rolex, I don't even talk about it.
No, but if it's normal, why?
Because I wear a Rolex.
So you need to be above me.
You're saying it's normal for you to be around a millionaire, but you're single.
By choice.
And I'm very happy.
That's it.
You know, Iker Casilla does not.
I want to help you.
I want to help you.
You know what she should do?
You should never tell people you had two divorces.
Why are you telling people that?
That's horrible.
She doesn't tell them that on dates, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, she said it lies.
Hopefully.
She's on a podcast.
Yeah.
It's like a drink.
I feel like you should never tell a man that.
You should just hop on that dick.
All right.
What do you think is the number one thing that keeps men struggling with women?
And same thing with women, with men.
What's your opinion?
With men, I think it's being at a successful status, a status where they could provide financially.
Oh, they're struggling to become successful?
Yes.
That's their obstacle.
Okay, then what about you?
What do you think is the most successful?
Sorry, the biggest obstacle for women in dating modern?
I believe as a woman running into a lot of lustful spirits, like men that just want to get in your pants and not let me know you.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
No, I mean, I agree with that because for a guy to even have a chance at dating, you have to be exceptional now.
You can't be a regular dude anymore.
But also as a woman, it's kind of hard.
Bro, nothing's worse than being a regular guy in 2025.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
But imagine as a woman, right?
All these guys that want to smash them, they think that they like them, but in reality, they just want to fuck.
So that is kind of hard.
She said she wanted guys with a Rolex, but wouldn't those guys be around like a 21-year-old girl?
Maybe Miami, Nani, or New York.
I guarantee you they're gonna fuck you.
I'm saying, are they gonna stick around?
If you were my sister, I'd be like, they're not sticking around.
They're not sticking around.
It depends on the brand.
They're sticking it in.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
That's a delusion that I'm talking about, that she's in a perpetual state of delusion.
That's my first filter, Clarax.
First filter, then other filters.
You know what I mean?
And another thing, she said that the owner of the building fucks her every time he sees her.
That's like horrible optics, right?
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
She gets free rent from a New York owner of the building.
Clearly, she's getting fucked doggy style.
Like, what the hell?
Yeah.
It's your delusion.
Wait, how do you get free rent in New York?
I got free rent for you too I don't know That's a wide open That's like a stupid Yeah Yeah I'm just trying to help her.
Oi Vey, that's the fucking Jewish guy.
Oybe.
That's the rumble nigga.
He's still on YouTube.
Oh, we are?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, he's Jewish all the time.
It's a third guy, right?
Yeah, he's got a rumble, and we're in the middle of the day.
Yeah, keep it real.
There's no way you'll get a free apartment in New York.
You're in Manhattan or you in Brooklyn or what?
Queens?
I'm in Manhattan.
Oh!
Yo, she's in the knees!
He's in every position!
He's saying he wants free.
He gives you a free.
She can see Central Park.
Let's go!
Yeah.
On your knees, nigga.
Yo, you can fuck up the mouth.
Put them Rolex.
Get on your knees now.
That's crazy, bro.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
Imagine he's just the janitor with the keys to that empty ass suite.
You could have waited for this Muslim nigga to come in.
He's about to give up free run anyway, the socialist.
You guys got a new mayor.
Yeah, that's crazy, bro.
My bad.
But he's pro-homo.
I know.
Here, let me help you, Venezuela.
How does that work?
How does that work?
You're a Muslim, but you're pro-homo.
He's a liberal, bro.
But that doesn't make sense.
I know.
It's retarded.
Yeah.
Are we on Rumble yet?
Yeah, we are.
We are?
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Chill.
I thought it would work.
My bad.
Chill, chill.
I just moved here.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What do you think is the biggest obstacle for men versus women?
I believe the biggest obstacle for women is...
So we may meet a man who's a great individual.
However, for example, he may have A, B, and C, but if he doesn't have D, then we won't be interested in him.
Yeah, I'll pick his one.
And then for men, I feel like...
Yeah.
Merch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, W. I like that.
I'll be honest.
You look like a retard, but you're not.
You're way smarter than you look.
I noticed that with the picture.
I feel like a retard.
Yeah, not at all.
There's a lot of girls around me that have that look that are fucking idiots.
She's from California.
I disagree.
I think you're like a finesser.
No, not at all.
Does she actually have assistance?
It's a compliment.
But you're significantly smarter than you look.
Thank you.
So, yeah, that's a compliment.
What about you?
What do you think is...
I don't think she's that intelligent.
I'm saying, given her looks.
We had girls on the show that look like her that are fucking brainless.
Brainless, ratchet, retarded.
She's from the same place.
I don't want to make these girls cocky, but you guys are a really good podcast.
Like, this is a really good panel, right?
It's better than usual.
This is way better than usual.
It's smarter than usual.
The other thing too is that, people in Florida are stupid though.
Like that's just like a, But isn't that kind of cute when a woman's stupid as fuck?
No.
No, come on.
God is fair.
The stupid ones are gorgeous.
The stupid ones are way better looking than these smart girls.
So like if she's stupid as fuck, that's terrible.
If she's like dumb, but like inquisitive, like, oh, I didn't know that.
And she like wants to learn, I'll take that.
I disagree.
These two that are super intelligent, I find it masculine.
Yeah, I'd rather have a stupid girl.
Am I weird?
I feel like it's a masculine trait to know every fucking country.
To raise your kid.
You want a dumb woman?
Yes.
As long as she has good DNA, dumb.
I'm not in that part of the red pill where it's, oh, the mother of the kid got to be smart.
All she has to be is the highest level of DNA.
When the kid comes out good looking, how easy is life for good looking people?
It's the easiest millions of follower life.
You don't fucking pick her because she's smarter, she's loyal, all this fake shit.
I always say, marry a hoe because if you don't, you're going to marry an ugly woman who later tells you she was once a hoe.
That's what I say.
So pick the best genetics.
Pick the best genetics.
When the kid is good looking, you guys will stay together.
Oh, yeah.
You guys will be proud of that kid.
All right.
So, okay.
So you said the women don't are too picky.
Like the guy, Samprin, right?
You said the picky, they don't have D. Qualify.
She's right.
Like, oh, Shile's don't match.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Right.
And then with the men, it's, yeah, girls that don't want to fall.
Okay, now you.
One obstacle you think that's holding men back and one obstacle that's holding women back in modern dating, in your opinion?
For women, I think they don't know the difference between when a man wants to have sex with them and a man who wants to wife them up.
Oh, shit.
Like, you guys were talking about that earlier.
I realized.
Yeah, like, I would shoot a lot on your face, but I would never take you out on a date.
And you shouldn't get angry because imagine a human telling you the truth to your face.
You should be like, yo, high five.
You should say, shoot.
Yeah, like DMs don't matter.
That's for women.
And then what about for men?
There's another one for women.
Oh, go ahead.
They don't have like a father figure.
Okay.
All right.
And for men, I just think that they need to understand women.
And if they did, they wouldn't like glorify them.
I don't think you understand women because you've been on two podcasts and you're thinking the whole time, damn, these women are stupid as fuck.
Every time you're here, so if you don't understand women, how the fuck are men supposed to understand women?
Every podcast you're on, you look at the women like they're wild-east.
You're like, you look at them.
Yeah, you do.
You look at them like they're human.
You look at them like Hitler looked at the Jews.
That's what you're looking at.
Even this panel, you find a lot of them stupid.
So if you don't understand women on this table, why are you saying men should understand?
You have a vagina.
You have eggs and you don't understand.
Let me ask this.
One rumble, but it's time to hit her.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me ask this.
Obviously, you have unique experience with being in Iraq up until your adulthood.
What are the differences, some of the biggest cultural differences between the women there and the women here that you could think of?
Just the women?
We could do the men too, both.
What do you think are some of the biggest cultural differences that you noticed right away when you came here versus over there?
Well, every marriage, the woman follows her husband's lead.
No questions asked.
And she takes care of that.
No talking back.
No.
She cooks.
She takes care of the children.
I'd say one thing bad is that they don't take care of their body or their looks.
Okay.
And they think just because they cook and everything they think, that's enough.
For men, the difference is that men are more masculine and they take initiative and they lead the whole household.
They provide without asking for anything in return.
But obviously the women do their job also, so that's why.
So you would say it's just demonstrated gender roles that don't even need to be discussed.
It's automatic.
Okay.
Versus here, it's kind of ambiguous.
Like a girl will work and a man will work.
Oh, let's go 50-50.
Okay.
I see what you mean.
It's all fucked up.
All right, what about you?
Oh, biggest obstacle.
Sorry.
The biggest obstacle for men versus women in modern dating, in your opinion?
I'm going to start off with men, and then I would say that's so hard.
She got man, bro.
You said what?
Nothing.
For now.
I don't care.
Ladies, none of you have a man.
if he lets you go on this fucking podcast, he's not on your team at all.
I've never let...
No, I care about you.
You can't go on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck, Benny?
This is good for girls.
How is it good for?
This is just a network.
Once they listen, I'm afraid.
You know, if they listened, well, if he said you cannot come here, what happens?
If he told me that I cannot come here, then I wouldn't have game.
Oh, he has power like that?
What he did say is that this was to be expected.
And I was like, I didn't, I didn't see a clip on the podcast where they discussed most of the stuff that we're discussing today.
Was he concerned that you're coming on?
Yeah.
Oh.
Most definitely.
We had to talk about it.
That's good.
But was it like he didn't want you secretly?
He didn't want you to go.
Because if that's true, you're a piece of shit.
Yeah, you're a piece of shit.
If you can sense he didn't want you to be here, you're a piece of shit for being here, right?
No, what he said is that.
Oh, cheat on her.
Cheat on her if you're watching the podcast.
Like, you got to cheat on her.
What the fuck?
She just said she senses that he's uncomfortable and she still came to the podcast.
I read your mind.
No, you can never.
You said he was a little concerned.
What does that mean?
What?
He was concerned.
You didn't let me finish, though.
You asked me that, and you kept on talking.
Keep finishing.
Go ahead.
All right.
So you're, so one obstacle for men and then one for women, in your opinion.
Re-ask the question.
Biggest obstacle that men deal with in modern dating and then one for women, in your opinion, or your experience, or what you think?
I would say that for men, oh, how do I put this?
I feel like men who are more at a higher success rate feel like they are too good to understand a woman emotional level, maybe.
And for a less successful man, they feel entitled to so much love, understanding, but refuse to give it to a woman.
Okay.
Arrogance, a lot of arrogance.
So you gave two different.
Shut the fuck up.
So you gave two different problems on the male side.
All right, what about on the female side?
For females, I would have to agree with, I don't remember which one of you said it, but how the woman, average woman, always looking for a more successful man.
And also women not being traditional, not wanting to submit, not wanting to listen, not wanting to allow a man to lead, but still wanting that man to feel like he should give you the world when you don't even do anything to deserve it.
Okay.
Preach.
By the way, shout out to DPG with the 200.
Shout out to you, bro.
I appreciate that, my friend.
You are the man.
He's a rich nigga, bro.
That nigga rich.
W. No, he's.
Hey, guys, please follow him on Twitch.
DPG, man.
Yeah, go check him out.
He came too, by the way.
Yeah, 250 followers.
Yeah, go check him out, bro.
What else do we got here?
Sorry.
I have a question.
Sure.
Yeah.
So how do you know if a guy really likes you or he's just casually interested?
That's such a great question.
Yeah.
Should I go first?
Yeah, go.
Go for it.
I think when he likes you, you're going to notice he starts jumping through certain hoops that players don't jump through.
So if you, let's say, like, I always say never meet a woman during the daytime.
And I teach this.
Like, that's the most faggot shit you can do.
Like, that is the most faggot shit you could do.
And people argue this, but if I met her.
You got to be advanced if you do it.
Most girls.
Yeah, you got to be advanced.
I have met one girl during the daytime.
That was my girlfriend for years.
Because I start jumping through it, so I really liked her.
So when he starts doing certain stuff that he doesn't do for regular women, you will see it too.
You'll never see a dude at the mall unless he actually likes that bitch.
You know, guys don't just take fucking hoes to the mall.
Hoes are always on the street looking for the next guy.
If he's a trick.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you guys are used to these tricks and stuff.
These are not the guys I'm talking about.
I'm talking about like guys you've dated.
They're usually doing stuff they wouldn't do for other girls around you.
You got to notice that too, right?
okay, what he wouldn't do for a woman, he does all right.
Let's say he takes you to top golf, that's the most faggot shit you can do.
But you know how hard it is for a man to enjoy a faggot date like that?
And so, if he if he does that for you, that's huge.
That's huge.
Most guys are trying to meet you at nighttime to fuck you, right?
But guys would do a lot just to have sex.
Yeah, they would do everything.
They will stay.
Okay, check this out.
If he still talks to you after you don't give him, that's a huge sign he likes you.
You know how hard it is, bro.
I can never, if the girl doesn't give it to me right away, I think to myself, you fucked a gas station worker five years ago on the first night.
You're not going to fuck the millionaire on the first night.
I don't even want it tonight, but the fact that you fucked a gas station shell worker, I fucking hate you.
You know what I mean?
It's like the biggest disrespect.
But if I really like her, yeah, you know, I keep hitting her up.
You know, I keep hitting her up.
And then after a week, it's like, bro, you have to suck my date.
What the fuck?
I got the girl's questions.
Yeah, we can run through these.
Sure.
Fresher Zerk, you guys can take this one.
He says, why is it?
I wanted you to answer that too.
How do you know?
Yours are so much in depth.
How do you know?
And like, she's asking those guys that go to the Porsche place, how should she vet them?
How should she vet them?
Which guy's just trying to shoot a load?
I'll tire it as a title.
Yeah.
I think, well, the thing that makes it tough for women, and I'm kind of sensitive to this, is you kind of have to understand his established behavior pattern so that you can know if he's deviating from said behavior pattern.
And just like you said, if they deviate from the pattern, then you know, oh, shit, okay, he's doing this economy.
Obviously, not too much because then he's a bitch.
But slight deviations is a good sign.
But the thing that sucks is you kind of have to get an idea of where the guy is where he falls in the thing.
Is he a player?
Is he a simp?
Is he a guy that is a nice guy that doesn't know his value yet?
Like, they got to be able to put him in.
The problem is, once a guy meets a girl for the first time and he actually wants to smash, you can love bomb her.
So it's hard to tell from the very beginning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So get this, right?
I promote the love bomb.
I love the love bummer.
He's doing great.
That's what he used to do.
Fucking bad dad does that.
But it's funny because it works.
It works.
You get it all rolled up.
She likes you.
You smash.
You're like, all right, cool.
I got what I wanted.
However, you know, you know, a guy's relating to you.
He makes time to see you constantly.
So for example, he works his ass off and then says, you know, what are you doing tonight?
Or like, when next year for you?
Because he wants to see you more and more and more and more and more.
However, in the very beginning, love bombing is like a finesse because you don't know if it's true or not.
So once that phase passes and he's still hitting you up to see you and take you out, then it's a bit more serious.
Same with the trip.
You know, I tell guys, if you're going to trick on the bitch, you have money, don't trick on her.
Buy tickets to Cancun or any trip.
Establish a bond.
If you have a perfect two weeks of meeting her, you can play PlayStation for the rest of the year.
She just lives in your couch.
If you establish bond in the first few weeks, never trick with buying her a pendant.
Make her suck dick by the ocean, you know, like in a nice resort.
Hold on, hold on, Zucker.
What are you saying, Chad?
That's love bombing for real.
Love bombing is not taking her to a fucking mall.
That's a KS shit.
Zucker, you're speaking the truth.
If you create a unique experience for a girl in the first two to three weeks and it's really genuine and really a good connection, she'll stay with you for a long time because that's hard to make.
If she's never left the country and you're the first guy to take her out of the country, bro, you can establish 10 years of bond in two weeks with the just on adventure.
She'll never forget you.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Why is it okay for a man to practice discipline in every area of his life except relationships?
That's a good question.
Who asked that?
Because their mamas want to fuck them.
Who wants to take that?
Why is it okay for a man to practice discipline in every area of his life except relationships?
They got enabling moms.
Moms that don't tell them when they want to.
This is for manner.
Moms that make them.
This is for who?
For the niggas.
Listen, I'm going to just say, I'm going to just say.
Discipline in a relationship.
What the fuck does that even mean anymore?
Because people are like, yo, where do you learn this stuff?
I just go off women's actions.
Oh, they don't like players, but they keep sucking the player's dick.
So, okay, Zerka, who like, I love having one girlfriend at a time, I'm going to be a player because it makes my life easier.
Who asked this question so I can answer this properly?
Who asked this question?
It's your question.
That was my question.
That was your question.
She's smart, Smart.
She's smart.
Okay.
Yeah.
Have you seen the show before?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because this is, because remember, she wrote this before going on.
All right.
I'll ask you a question there.
Okay.
Have you ever played a sport before?
No.
All right, fair.
Let's assume you're Usain Bolt.
Is it Usain pronounced?
Usain Bolt.
I'm sorry.
Jamaican mine.
Yeah.
And you're Michael Phelps.
You got multiple gold medals.
Right?
Can you tell Michael Phelps when and where he could wear the medals?
No.
No, right?
He might wear one one day, might wear another one another day, might put something in the closet, but he hasn't there, right?
Kind of the same thing with men in relationships.
For a man to even get in a relationship, he has to do something right and accomplish something to get in said relationship.
Women, you know, you guys have a...
So this ends up happening a lot of times.
Every guy wants other women.
It just really comes down to what is their status and can they actually exert that from the beginning?
Most men can't.
Most guys meet a girl at a deficit.
He's kind of like doing all this extra shit to get her because he can't make up for it because maybe he's not tall enough, maybe he doesn't make enough money, maybe he's not charming enough.
So he has to make up for it in other ways.
But if you leave a man to his own devices, he's going to want to have other women.
So what I'm saying is if you meet a guy and he's extremely attractive or whatever, I think women should just have the common sense to know, all right, this guy's a fucking winner.
This guy's attractive.
He's tall.
He has money, whatever.
He's going to have other bitches.
I just need to be the number one bitch.
And I think if women approach it from there, bruh, because off rip, the guy's going to appreciate that.
He's going to be like, damn, like, I can smash other girls.
She doesn't give me that.
She's a real one.
I'll stick by her.
And that's going to keep you extremely healthy because women get really fat and sick and all that stuff when they're not competing with other women.
But when you're competing with other women, you're gonna have a six-pack year-round, you're gonna look gorgeous, you're gonna smile in the mirror, you're gonna be on top of your game, and you're gonna be like, Why the fuck am I like this NBA player?
I feel like Kobe Bryant.
It's because that other bitch is keeping the fire going.
Also, you don't want to lose your man to other bitches.
And here's the other thing, too.
I use that Hussein Ball example.
Like, he's always going to have that favorite race.
He'll wear that gold medal.
And you need to be that gold medal, right?
Like, like, hold on.
You need to be that gold medal because a guy that is attractive and a winner is going to win many gold medals.
Which one, which race was his favorite?
And that's how I look at it as women.
You want to be the gold medal that he wears in public, the one that he always shows off, the one that he treasures the most.
And I hate to use that example of like trophy wife, whatever, but that really is how it goes.
Like, women are like, you know, we have this saying, women don't, you know, struggle with losers.
They just pick the winner at the finish line.
Like, he's got to be, when you finish at the finish line, you want to be the one that he's always proud to be with everywhere he goes.
Right.
And I think this is something that like women just have to, it's a very bitter and ugly truth that women have to accept that if you have a winner, you're going to have to share him.
You just want to make sure that you're his favorite gold medal.
And I hate to say it like that and objectify women, but that is the God on his truth.
Go ahead.
Myron is not saying the gold medal is the hottest girl in his life.
You guys are all convinced.
It's definitely not the case that the hottest one wins.
Most of the time, it's the connection that wins.
It's the one that he really enjoys.
He's at peace with.
She sucks the dick with love, not just sucking a dick, shit like that.
But if you're convinced, oh, fuck, I got to compete with some nine out of 10, the nine out of 10 rarely wins this race.
It's usually closer to seven.
The best girlfriends are the more average to slightly above average girls.
The super hot girls, we've done an episode on this.
Eights, nines, tens?
Yeah.
Terrible.
Possible.
The worst girlfriends ever because they're too vain, very arrogant, ego up fucking wooza.
They think, yeah, bad past, yeah.
'Cause these girls tend to be- Wink, wink.
They tend to be professionals, girls like that.
Nines have horrible lives.
Sevens are smiling every time you see them downtown.
They're happy.
Nines are always angry.
Look at their faces.
Their lives suck.
Nines and tens, bro.
They're the worst girls to wife up by far.
So that's the way I could say it.
But that was a really, that was a good question.
And again, she's smart, smart.
Okay.
What's the next one?
What you watch the show now makes sense.
All the girls that watch the show are smart, man.
Come on, man.
If the hottest one doesn't usually win the race, that means you girls, the only thing you should think of when you're around your cross, your high-value male is instead of, oh, I'm not fucking competing, you should say, oh, this is actually in my favor.
Oh, and I'll say one thing, too, for the girls here.
The best way to displace other women, let's say you know he has other chicks, they're hot, whatever.
Acts of service, man.
Yeah.
I promise you.
You can be a six, slightly above average.
You treat him well.
You always cater to him and you're helpful.
Bro, he's going to spend more time with you than all these other hot bitches.
Hot girls are useless because they've never had to be useful.
Bro, they're literally useless.
I had a chick cleaning my crib and doing my laundry for three months straight.
Nigga, she was there almost every week.
Yeah.
Because she was doing a shit for me that I had to pay for her.
So she's there.
Yeah.
And you know the guy sits, he sits.
Yeah, nigga, I used to feed her.
You know, the guy sits at home thinking, what can I do for her?
She's actually dope as fuck.
What can I do more for her?
Men are very nice people like that.
But check this out.
If you look at all the nines Byron's been with Fresh Me, bro, we've had like a couple nights here and there.
You look at the more mid, more realistic vacations, whole years and years together.
The nines are not beating you, girls.
You're deluded if you think that.
Yeah, a girl that's a six can easily displace a nine just off of behavior.
Easily.
When you say six, what do you mean six?
What's a six?
Like a girl that's a six is cute.
Like she's she's above average.
She's cute.
Like you can bring her out in public.
People say, oh yeah, she's cute.
Like it's not embarrassing.
And then those girls tend to lap the nines and tens because they're more personable.
They tend to be more down to earth.
They tend to perform more acts of service.
Like they're better to be around in general.
Like the nines and tens are annoying, bro.
Like what?
Digging in the chat saying that I don't get bitches, bro.
I promise you, bro, mine are better than yours by far.
And the numbers, bro.
You can't even compete, nigga.
And I ain't even that good looking.
Just saying.
Fox, I was there.
Thank you, Chris.
No, I was there.
Okay, okay.
All right, today, what do you think it means for a man to be a provider beyond finances?
Well, nowadays, since a lot of girls have mental problems, be a solid rock as well.
You have to be even more stoic as a guy nowadays.
A shadow-broken woman loves, values you, but self-sabotage, respects you as the man of the house.
Is it love or infatuation?
That's a good question.
The thing is, this, if a woman disrespects you, that's your fault as a guy.
You need to set that boundary up front that, like, you know, she can't talk to you crazy.
Yeah.
From the very beginning.
Yeah.
Can't slip.
Yeah, yeah.
From the beginning.
One two times is over.
If you have an abundant amount of women around you, she will never talk crazy.
If she can get replaced quick, you're very polite.
Well, she might test you, but.
Yeah, she will.
Just pass a test.
What do you hide most about yourself when it comes to relationships?
Oh.
Jerkin?
Probably this.
I feel like I hide my massive calling.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
What do I hide?
I feel like I'm so honest I look crazy on the internet, but there's got to be something I hide.
In a relationship, what I hide the most is your eyes.
Damn, I'm pretty up there.
I don't know.
Like, spitball some shit for me.
Like, what do you guys hide?
I hide my other girls.
Oh, I got one fresh.
Just saying.
Yeah, I don't like them.
If you don't see it, you can't get mad at me.
yeah, I don't like them knowing each other.
That's true.
Yeah.
Martin has his emotions.
Yeah, emotions.
Yeah.
Emotions.
Yeah.
That's yeah.
I yeah.
I try, like, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I don't, yeah.
Save the emotions.
The men, the cousins, your cousins.
Your cousins, your brothers, your dads, the men in your life, they will deal with your emotions.
When do you give up on a girl you really like?
What she's a hoe?
Honestly, if you see hoe tendencies where like other guys are there being annoying.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
If you really like her and she's a hoe, here's what'll slow her down.
Get her fucking pregnant.
How about that, you fucking pussy?
If you really like her, that comes once every couple years.
If you really like her, get her pregnant.
That slows the hoe down tenfold.
Yeah, for real.
It says, how do you handle conflict in a relationship?
I don't.
I don't know.
To argue with someone implies that you're equal.
This is going to sound fucked up.
When I'm in a relationship with a girl, I look at myself as a superior to her, which I don't argue with my subordinates.
Do you argue with your boss?
No.
Your boss could fire you.
I think men need to also establish that relationship with women where for me to argue with you implies that we're equal.
And I know that might sound cocky, but the reality is women don't want an equal.
No, you should word it like this.
I need to behave like I'm not equal to you.
Myron, you should word it like this.
If a woman argues with Myron, she's legit arguing with a dude who brought her multiple properties, studio, clout, money, millions of dollars, vacations.
If she has an ounce of argument for a value that high, she's with the devil.
Because none of the men you have been with are even 1% as successful as Myron.
But you got to remember.
Is it worth the emotional distress that it comes with?
What distress?
His girlfriend's happy.
Well, the other thing you got to remember, too.
It's just happy emotionally or financially?
Yeah, she's on the internet.
She's super happy.
Look, the thing is, is that with women, right?
I think it's because we have this society now where it's like socially acceptable for women to argue with men.
Matter of fact, it's like we kind of romanticize it.
Like, yeah, like you should be getting in arguments with your girl and then have makeup sex.
Like, that's a very Western mindset of like, oh yeah, it's cool and totally socially acceptable to argue with your boyfriend or get in arguments.
I think getting in arguments is an L for you as a guy.
I don't think men should ever be arguing with women because I look at women as inferior to us, especially in a relationship dynamic.
If you have time to argue with you, it's because she thinks you're better than her.
If you have time to argue with a woman, you're unemployed.
You're literally unemployed, bro.
What the hell is that?
Like, I would argue, like, she should be scared to even try to start an argument with you.
Yeah.
Because it's like, there's going to be consequences of that.
Like, and this, of course, not going to be like, oh, I'm going to slap her.
No.
It's going to be like, oh, like, oh, you're really going to, okay.
Like, now I'm going to give you less attention.
I'm going to leave.
Yes.
Like, you withdraw attention from that fuckery.
And then she knows, oh, I can't do this no more.
If I do this, he stops talking to me.
So the fear of her having access to you should override her want to argue with you.
If her want to argue with you overrides her fear of you, you lost.
Because then she benefits from arguing with you because she has no fear.
She doesn't respect the religion.
And it's okay for her.
And it's okay.
So that's why I have a very strict, like, I don't argue with women mentality.
Like, I don't.
I never have.
Yeah.
On the podcast, sure.
But, like, like a girl, I'm actually seeing, like, I'm not going to fucking argue with you.
Get the fuck out.
Bro, the first thing you should think of when she argues with you is, would she do this with her $20 an hour boss?
She wouldn't even do it with that fucking Starbucks job.
She's doing it here.
Yeah.
And you're breathing, eating.
Oh, she has a job, right?
She has a uniform.
So if you say something like, I don't like that, and she says, well, I'm not changing or whatever.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Done, bro.
Like, get the fuck out of here.
Like, you can't even, you're going to listen to your boss, but not to me.
Cool.
Your boss.
He could buy your ass anyway.
So men need to be aware of this.
Okay.
Do you think most men truly want to love or do they just want to feel wanted?
And how can you tell the difference in yourself?
We covered that already, basically.
This is a Red Pill channel?
Isn't it, Sam Fran?
This is you again?
Bro, who asked this question?
This is a Red Pill channel.
And as a Red Pill, we should probably define love because this is the most faggot word ever.
Love is for God.
That's it.
Okay?
Everything that's everything's from that is downstream.
How do you even define love in the Red Pill space, Marin?
Like, what the fuck does love mean?
Because for these girls, it means a billion different things.
Yeah, I would say different for men and women.
Yeah.
As long as you're, you know, share your resource, provision, protect.
I think that's how men show love.
Provision, provide, protect.
Yeah, pretty much.
Biggest fear when dating women.
Biggest fear maybe fucking lawsuit.
No, bro, having someone else's kid.
Like she has someone else's kid and then you raise the kid.
That's every guy's worst fear.
Yeah, that is your child.
Yeah, that's every guy's worst fear.
Yeah, that is the biggest fear.
Yeah, deep down.
Celebrity crush.
I don't have one.
I fucked them all.
Happiest memory in childhood slash life being in school.
That was fun.
What?
What?
What grade?
Yeah, like that's high school.
For Barbados's primary school.
The happiest year of my life is with you guys.
Isn't that weird?
That was super nice.
Only nice thing he said.
Okay.
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I didn't make that happen.
I didn't make that happen.
Talk your shit.
It's the same bro.
You don't tell them.
All right.
Brush your shoulders off, bro.
Jumps again the show Zen Link.
Fresh updates, ladies, which one of y'all fucking?
Which one of y'all?
Oh, come on.
You want to do it?
Nah, bro.
What the fuck is that?
We don't even know who that is in the middle.
Fresh updates.
When again it's true again.
Soon.
Yeah, soon.
Soon.
I think you're talking about the fourth.
Think about this.
You should IRL stream, pick up chicks in Columbia, go to Duo.
I'm not going to lie, Fresh and I, we do a lot of views together.
It's kind of ridiculous.
It's so random.
It was like 5,000 and we didn't even announce it.
Yeah, you guys should thank me.
Anyway, yeah.
He saw the screen on his chat.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, you guys should thank me.
She looks like she bites me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay.
It depends.
What the?
What the?
Wow.
I bet you won't do it.
Yes, it was.
What the fuck?
Nigga, why am I in there, bro?
That's weird, dog.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Do you know what the dose girls are doing?
Get him crazy.
Get'em fresh!
Yo, mo, can you say?
Anyways, in modern dating scene, once a class modern woman has nothing to offer, but really gay men are the deaf women.
That means the woman literally has nothing to offer.
Her husband disappointed the pussy sticks.
By the way, that woman cheated on her.
That was the guy from last time.
Brutal.
For the chat, Chris, pull up the IGs.
Are you white material or for the streets cookup, Zirka?
Oh, yeah, we'll do it real fast.
And here's the last one, right?
Yeah.
You know what?
No, it's not.
There's more?
There's more.
All right, we'll do that one.
You know, here's the problem is women look great on Instagram, but you guys never look like that in person.
Have you noticed that?
Or am I just tripping?
We'll do the IGs last.
You know what I mean?
And then we'll let Zirka say what he wants.
90% of women on earth are catfishes.
That's what I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, they're gonna be deceiving, man.
Zaddy never had.
These dumb hosts said, I think she's the hottest because of her hair.
She's so real and natural.
Bro, you should know already women rate each other.
It's catfish.
Last mass off.
Fake ass bitches.
Not one of them have a nice hairstyle.
Martin Fresh, who's the hottest chick on the panel right now?
Make it awkward.
Bro, come on, man.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, man.
You already made it awkward.
Martin's mic is muted.
He can't hear me.
Ladies, please be darlings and name one thing non-physical that the opposite gender is better at.
Come on.
All right, bro.
I said that a while ago.
All right, come on.
Go ahead.
Oh, we got, what the fuck?
All right.
We got Chips on the podcast ready to chip out.
Official ratings from Michael Blackson.
Full of shit.
My ass, two.
Lasad's honeypot.
Checker bag for explosive four.
Albino George, negative four.
Damn, bro.
Garbage, Vatatuli Rap.
Is that Goro from Mortal Kombat?
Booty Gorilla Noise.
Four.
Bro.
Yo.
Come on, man.
Your boy Lumbro.
Yo, I'll bounce with you, bro.
Look, man.
You're just not a funny nigga, bro.
I'm just going to be honest, bro.
You try too hard.
You're not a funny nigga, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You got to get to the point.
Make the jokes more concise, crisp.
It's too lumbin'.
You're just not a funny nigga, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, man.
And he's not a bad man.
Niggas are tired of your weak ass jokes, man.
Holy.
So.
And then we have 31k watching.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Whoa, whoa, yeah, Rumble.
Rumble.
Yeah, because the way it works is you click on the Rumble page and everybody sees it.
But yeah, where we out here?
Okay, next one.
Yeah, bro.
That better just present.
Come on, nigga.
Come on, bro.
What is this?
All right.
All right.
Instagram.
All right, Zerka.
We'll let you evaluate the IGs.
You tell me if it's not.
I can never tell who it is when it's Instagram.
Who is this?
Who is this?
The one next to you, Fresh.
That's you?
Okay, pull it up.
Pull it up.
Zoom in.
What the fuck?
Okay, get a slutty one.
Get a sword in.
You got a slutty one.
Yeah.
Nigga, you ran on your knees.
She does.
You ran on your knees.
No, no, no.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it, bro.
Come on.
Let's hear it.
Nigga, we're on Rumble.
Yeah, we're going to hear what it's going to do.
Let's play it.
That's pretty guysly.
She remote reminded me for show.
Yeah, facts, facts.
All right, so Zarko, Zarka, what were you saying, bro?
Yeah, you reminded me of those girls that I, like, late at night, I'd be like, dude, I think you're going to be like the next Nikki.
Like, because I'm trying to fuck, right?
You know what I mean?
But what do I have to do to her?
You look like Nikki Jan.
No, no, no, no.
Huh?
You look Nikki, John.
Yes, yeah, I remember.
You look like Nikki.
Yeah, you look like an immigrant.
I am, yeah.
Illegal immigrant.
I'm a good one.
There's no such thing as a good illegal immigrant.
You shouldn't be an American.
I'm legal.
But I'm an immigrant.
You've had two failed marriages.
All right, who's up next?
All right.
Yeah, Zerka.
This is what comes to mind, I guess, when you see the IG.
What comes to mind?
Okay, I'm going to be a little rude, right?
I know you've only had four bodies.
Oh, is this Iraq?
Yeah.
Oh, we switched it to you.
Good job.
Good job, John.
Good job, good job.
You know what?
Actually, wait, who does my favorite?
That was a good job.
That's our next person.
That's what it's right here.
Who are you?
Who the fuck is this?
Look at that.
No, no, you did not.
No, you did not.
No, you didn't.
Wait, wait, wait, boys, you followed her?
No, did you follow her?
No, you just followed her now.
Niggas are right now.
I told y'all niggas, man.
I told y'all niggas man.
Zerka, what are you saying, bro?
I like your shape.
Is this BBL, right?
Yes.
Right, BBL, is this like an expensive thing?
How much did this cost?
Well, I had two.
The first one was $500.
How do I get my dick inside?
Like, it's so much ass.
How the fuck?
You're right.
I'm telling you, it's hard.
Do you have to just fuck black guys if you're ass that big?
Like, how do I get my regular dick inside?
I don't have an answer for you.
Good strong.
Do you like talking?
Do you like to dance?
I feel like I would smack.
I feel like I, you know what'd be nice if I smack my dick on your hips until I come?
But to get inside, I feel like only a black guy can handle all that, right?
Oh, no, I'm being realistic.
By the way, I haven't been with a black guy in five years.
What?
What?
That makes you so much better.
Since you've been with one before.
Yeah.
What if five years?
What if he was tall and had dreads?
Would you like that?
He's gonna fall in the phone!
He's gonna say the word "he's black" yeah!
He's black!
It's a good thing that shit fit with a nigga in five years.
No, no, listen.
Listen.
Yeah.
Yo, listen, when I first met Bills, I thought he was famous.
I thought he was going to sit down.
His genetics are better than hers.
I'm not being a homie.
Your genetics are better.
She is enhanced by cosmetics.
So if you guys had a kid together, you'd want him to look like Bills, right?
You should let Bills smash.
I'm telling you.
I got to ask.
Why no black guys?
You look like a movie star.
I got to ask.
Why no black guys in five years?
We're curious.
Well, first of all, locality because where I live, there's barely any black people.
Oh, yeah.
And then you're in San Fran, right?
You're actually in the city?
Yes.
And by choice.
All right.
All right, next.
Who hurt you?
Smart decision.
Smart nigga.
Nope.
No niggers.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
What?
I didn't say that.
I said that.
You know what that I got to recommend to you?
This one's pretty good.
No, okay.
My and Fresh, have you guys fucked a woman with a BBL before?
Like hers, like hers.
I'm saying, like, have you been with that?
Because I talked to many of them, but I still haven't fucked one.
I want to know what it's like.
I'll be honest, bro.
BBLs, bro, are kind of like, you know, when you play like a game, it's like, this is not real, but it's fun.
It's like that.
It's not real, but it's fun.
But how fun is it?
It's fun because it jiggles.
Hopefully it jiggles.
Like, do you DM them the next day?
Do you keep in touch or not?
I'll be honest, bro.
It's kind of boring.
Case by case.
It depends on the surgery.
I guess it would depend on her enthusiasm too, right?
If she's not boring, right?
Well, the good.
Oh, you know what?
BBLs, bro?
They can't take dicks, bro.
Can't take dick.
No, I always say, I'm like, I'm not against the BBL that much.
Why yourself never had it?
I promise you.
Skinny Girls can take it better than BBLs.
Okay, I promise you, bro.
It's weird.
Next IG?
Yeah, next one now.
Two journal.
Okay.
That's her.
What the fuck?
Whoa!
I like her.
Okay.
That's where fucking tits.
I like underboot.
Put the underboot.
What is this fucking furry shit?
Put the underboot.
Wait, what?
What is that?
Is that a trick-and-trinket tea?
Hey, bag.
I say it's a girl like this.
I'm like, this is crazy.
What the fuck?
She'll kill me in my sleep.
What the fuck?
What size?
Bro, pull that bro by.
I don't want to see you.
What size are her tins?
Wait, what is this?
No, no, no.
Hold back.
What is this?
Yeah, this is weird AI.
This is my music, so it's red hen, like the story of the red hen, like everyone wants to eat after the work's been done.
Oh, no.
This is some weird dead one.
No, I mean it.
Yo, this is.
My dick is so soft.
That's how awful doing, bro.
I don't want to allow you crazy.
Redhead.
What possessed you to post that?
That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
All right, let's go to the next person.
No, you'll be hitting it from the back, and then you'll just start thinking that chicken, and you'll get turned off.
You'll be like, why did she post that weirdo shit?
Like, that's not helping you.
Look at this.
Why is it timing into the chicken's face?
What is that?
And you thought this was artistic.
You thought this is like the move.
This is weird.
I thought I ate the market.
This is the stupidest respirator I've ever seen.
He's still on the other views are dropping off because I'm like, wait, what's going on?
All right, let's go back.
What else do we got?
Who else?
You have one photo?
You're the biggest hole here.
You have one photo.
That is horrible.
That's horrible.
She archived everything.
I archived everything.
You know, what the hell I'm highlights?
Why'd you do it?
Why'd you do it?
I did like forever ago because I've just changed so much.
You remind me of those girls who like accidentally get fucked by four dudes at the same time.
And to you, it's like funny, but like it's actually, it's actually, yeah, yeah.
Have you done that?
Please, please don't do it.
You're joking.
Please.
Let's go to the next person.
Who's that?
Am I doing this in order by the time?
This is Venezuela?
You can do it in whatever order it comes up in.
Oh, is your profile private or what?
No, no, no, no, no.
This is a this dude.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
Pick the sluttiest photos.
Go to the sluttiest ones.
That's how men look at the Instagram.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, he's your uh.
That guy's out of your league, bro.
That guy dumped your ass.
Pull off that photo of that guy.
Who's this white man?
This guy's out of your league, lady.
This guy dumped you for life.
Who is he?
That's Tom Brady.
That's Tom Brady.
Holy shit.
Is it Tom Brady?
Wait, that looks like a Jew.
Wait, Levy?
Levy, Logan.
Lee from South Africa.
Africa?
Did you answer that guy in South Africa, bro?
Oh, that's nice.
Hold on.
Did he smash?
Of course he did, bro.
What was that?
Did he smash?
Did he smash you?
Did he have sexual intercourse with your vagina?
No.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you lying, nigga.
Come on, man.
You didn't have a Rolex on, that's why.
No, the other hand, bro.
Another hand.
Look, this is the exact type of guy I was saying is never going to marry you.
This is the exact guy.
I don't even know who this guy is.
What does he do?
What is his name?
He's just taller than her.
He's the owner of Syndicate 11.
Oh, what is that?
Click that.
Yeah.
A nobody.
Nobody.
Oh, nobody.
He's just like a random rich nigga.
Like, you know what I mean?
This is why I say status is king.
Because, like, bro, she didn't give that guy anything.
Like, if he if he had a following, she would have fucking sucked it.
Maybe.
No, he has a more following than me.
He's a famous modern.
Let's see.
She's a therapist, and she's so on.
Oh, okay.
Show the book.
Show the book.
Only for my dick, though.
Oh, what?
What?
She's on the boat.
It's working, man.
Niggas moved one all day.
It's moving.
What the fuck?
Oh, I know what it was.
I know what it is.
No, I'm not going to lie.
You should delete the boat pictures because guys don't like that.
The boat ones means it's like a red flag, right?
She don't care, man.
She don't care, bro.
Okay.
Bro, got some fucking.
Oh, we're helping her.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
I ruined a nigga what?
That new doggy?
I ruined a fucking nigga Dave.
Zuggy.
What the?
Does she do the Duggie?
They be like, smooth.
I'm going to try to bet you.
She's fucking better.
She's stuck in 2019.
What's the next one?
Stuck in 2010.
And then the last one is Mr. Orlando here.
Oh, is that him?
She catches him.
She's got something.
Okay.
Nobody cried.
Yeah, but say it.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
That's cute.
You guys are monsters.
Bro, she fucked up chat right now.
You guys are.
Well, look, I'm happy for you, you know?
Oh, that's so nice.
I'm happy for you.
Yo, attack photos.
That's very nice of you.
Too bad it won't last, though.
You fucked up nigga.
Oh, I'm just a shit best.
Cook, man.
What the hell's that whale?
Y'all saw that shit.
I'm in a harpoon.
Yo, Amanda Harpoons.
Oh, the legendary fisherman.
All right, we're doing Zerka's last thoughts?
Yeah, Zerka, what's your last thoughts?
I mean, it was a great show.
I'm just wondering from the ladies here, like, did you guys learn anything?
Yes.
I got a question for the girls.
Nope.
What are your thoughts on Hitler?
This nigga, bro.
On what?
On Hitler.
What are your thoughts on Hitler?
Alright, never mind.
What are your thoughts on Hitler?
I don't really know much.
Alright, what are your thoughts on Hitler?
I have no thoughts about Hitler.
Damn.
Alright, what are your thoughts on Hitler?
I don't really have too many thoughts other than probably the negative point of view.
Damn, 9-9.
Alright.
W Chris!
W. Chris, yes sir!
What?
Your boy, Lem.
I thought it was funny, but I guess not.
But at least I know I'm okay with my jokes.
You laughed at my preview chats before.
Nigga, I'm more funnier than you.
Myron, stop playing me, boy.
Your roast suck more than me, nigga.
LOL.
He sucks.
You can't even accept my challenge when I want Rose on Instagram.
I said it always essay.
Fuck out of here with that shit.
Well, number one, you put I'm more funnier than you.
It's supposed to be I'm funnier than you.
Oh, retarded.
Poked on phonics, man.
And he said he looked at my previews chats.
It was supposed to be previews.
Niggas can't spell, can't write, no nothing, bro.
Dude's got, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
How are you black and Asian and can't spell?
Awesome small, bro.
All right.
Anything else?
Nope.
That's it.
All right.
We're going to be doing Chris's A meeting next Friday.
Right, Noble?
And then we're going to do this Friday, the debate.
This Friday, I'll be out.
I'll be out.
We're going to do a debate table.
I don't know what topic you guys want me to make for this Friday.
But comment in the chat right now, guys, what you guys want me to do when I set up the table.
What should the prompt be for the debate?
You guys let me know and we can go for it.
But ladies, you did an amazing job today.
Shout out to you guys.
Amazing job on the panel.
Yeah, good job.
Guys, again, Crypto Course is going to be here until I meet.
Oh, yeah, shit.
Yeah, guys, get in there.
That course will change your life.
You get your money up, guys.
Dude, real estate is down right now.
So is the car market.
Walking is down.
Crypto's still up.
So get it now while you still can.
Next year is going to be a day.
Yeah, guys, get in there.
And then call CC17 for Zoom calls and as well behind the scenes content on Castle Club.
Here, look, and it's snow capped.
I'll show you guys right here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay.
This one?
Hold on, hold on.
400.
Four, right?
Yep.
Okay, guys.
So you go.
And this is Myron's portfolio right now.
You guys see?
You invest, don't be a brokey, and you guys can get in there too.
$518K.
So you guys, and guys, I doubled my money by investing in cryptocurrency.
And you guys know that I'm not even a crypto guy like that.
So go ahead, don't be a brokey.
Get in there, get in the course.
This course made more millionaires than any other fucking thing.
And it's not even a course.
It's a fucking Zoom class for two weeks.
So it's a highly intensive fucking crash course where they teach you guys what to do, how to invest, watch the charts, et cetera.
You guys can see I got, I, you know, I took my own advice and, you know, invested with these guys.
So get in there.
Also, Zirka, date IQ.
How can I get it?
For dating.
Thezirkaofficial.com.
And this is a great show, but chat, let me tell you one thing, okay?
One thing.
Every fucking episode, I will be here.
Okay.
For 2025, every fucking episode.
We're going to get him down here in Miami so he stops being lazy and streams more.
All right, guys.
I'll be live tomorrow on the debrief.
We're going to cover the news, the war, Diddy Case, and a bunch of other stuff.
So tomorrow, 5 p.m., the debrief.
Love you guys.
Peace.
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