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June 19, 2025 - Fresh & Fit
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After Hours w/ Zherka & Mr Organik
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Alright, we're live on the podcast, guys.
Welcome back to the show.
We've got Zerkin today, Mr. Organic's lovely ladies.
Let's go!
Come on, it's yours bro, get out!
Get out!
It's a night, kind of hot in a night, no control.
Put your shoes on outside.
Don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not supposed to seem.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe in this night.
I will never tell a sign.
If you get me needed, I will never tell a sign.
you Alright, we're back.
Alright guys, quick update.
Myron did this stream today.
Myron Gonzalez is going to support him as well.
But today he's kind of feeling the weather.
So we got Storker today and Mr. Organic.
By the way, we're going to be in California this weekend.
What?
A YouTube convention.
We're going to be there, hopefully.
We get some things happening for us.
Oh, Vicon?
But, yeah, Vicon.
And then, well, VidSummit.
And then, Chris, what's up with you, bro?
Welcome to the Fresh and Coke podcast.
You know, W-A, you know what I'm saying?
Jerk is here, you know what I'm saying?
But anyways.
It's a fresh Coke.
First coat?
Well, hold on.
To be fair, he's on nothing right now.
So props to Zerka.
He's on nothing right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
In a few days, he's been just straight Zerka keeping it real.
So guys, follow me on my kick.com slash Aaron Parkson.
Me and Mario will be doing my revivals probably soon.
I don't know.
Tomorrow, whatever.
Other than that, shout out to the ladies in the chat.
WChat.
And we did a fire episode yesterday, fellas.
On the 305 Podcast.
Oh yeah, we went crazy.
That was insane.
That was heavy talk for like three and some hours.
Me, you, Dom, and Zerka, that was real talk.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had to feed the people the real shit for sure.
It was value, but it was comedy.
It was great.
Natural.
Yeah.
Okay, so ladies, welcome to the show officially.
Fresh and fit.
So we'll do some chats first and then do the intros with the ladies real quick.
Alright?
Can we do intros?
Because Bill's just doing like three things at once.
Sure.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living.
Diddy status.
And if you want to, of course, your body count.
Diddy status?
If you want to, of course, your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
So name, age, what do you do for a living?
My name is Rochelle.
I'm 19. What do I do for a living?
I'm a server at a restaurant.
Circa.
No!
Yesterday we were at a restaurant late night just talking, shooting shit, and one of the workers there was...
That's a tough job, though.
It really is.
It really is.
Can I guess where you work?
Maybe, yeah.
Flanagan's?
No, but you're close.
You're very close.
You're very close.
We had a hell of a night last night.
Yeah, it was fun.
You guys went to Flanagan's, isn't it?
Yeah.
Random as hell.
Very.
Okay, where are you from?
Where am I from?
I'm Cuban, but I was born here.
Que bola.
Okay.
Que bola.
Que bola hacer.
Denizares.
I'm single.
Okay.
How is the education level?
Well, I'm going to go to college now.
For what?
I'm not sure.
Cybersecurity or criminology.
And are parents together or no?
No.
Daddy issues.
Sounds about right.
Birth control?
No, I'm not.
I'm celibate right now.
How long you been celebrating?
For like...
You know what celibate is, though?
You know what that's for?
Do you understand what your celibate is for?
You want to explain it to me?
Celibacy.
I gotta tell you what you're doing.
Well, no, explain it to me.
You don't have sex till you're married.
Not just you're not fucking.
Stupid.
Stupid.
I'ma do that.
When you're not celebrating, but you're something asexual.
Abstinence.
Abstinence.
Abstinence is when you're not fucking or not.
Okay, so I'm that.
I'm abstinence.
You know what?
Fuck that.
When's the last time you had sex?
Yeah.
When was last time?
Like a week ago?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
But it was my ex, so I feel like that doesn't count, right?
It doesn't count when it's your ex, so it's not a new body count game.
Yeah, I've been using recycle, you feel me?
Yeah, that's the word, recycle.
Chris, go ahead.
Your body count?
I like to say seven.
Oh shit.
Wait, wait.
What's the truth?
What is actually?
Everyone likes to say seven.
What is it actually?
It's just 15. At one time?
Guys, you're missing a point.
She's 19. That's the major point.
That's not bad though, right?
That's horrible.
No, that's pretty good.
I'm sorry, I've met way worse at my age.
This generation started fucking at 12. You guys don't count.
You're right, guys don't count.
You what?
What about you?
Welcome back to the show.
No, but I'm saying, like, especially in Miami, like, kids are crazy.
Yeah, Miami is insane.
But we don't want to hear it.
Alright, welcome back to the show.
Name, age, what do we do for a living?
Hey, y 'all!
My name is Sergene.
I'm 20. I'm a life coach.
And last show we kind of roasted you because life coach dating a guy in prison Oh shit How did what happened with that after?
Well, we didn't get convicted but we're not together anymore You broke it up?
Yeah Wait, on the phone?
Yeah, over the jail phone Dead ass Yeah, dead ass What'd you say?
I was like, man I was No, no, for real, for real, no cap, no cap I was just like, man, like you get me like I have so much other qualities that I could like This is where the trauma dumping happens.
And I was just like, honestly, you're too small minded right now.
And the situation that you're in, you gotta get out of.
And I can't be with you because where I'm going in life, that shit just not gonna work.
And what do you say?
Bitch, I'ma kill you.
We're on close.
He was like, "How you gonna leave me?
You can't leave me, dog." Yeah.
He was like, "I'm so fucked up right now.
I'm so fucked up.
And you gonna leave?" I'm like, "Yeah, man." Yeah, that was wrong of you.
Nah, but what do you mean?
He's sending some honey bun money or something.
How dare you, man?
I just put commissary a week before I broke up.
Okay, all right.
What did we say on How much in commissary, though?
A commissary?
50, 50, 50. It's a huge red flag.
Yeah, dating a guy in prison is a huge red flag.
She seems pretty cool, but that type of relationship is toxic in itself.
How'd that happen though?
You're a life coach and you just met him on the street?
Nah, like we were in a relationship for like five years, like on and off.
And then it's just like, he just was always like a troublemaker.
And like, I don't know, I was like naive, young.
I was like, ooh, bad boy.
But yeah, no, that's not life for me.
I can't do that.
I need a man, man.
Well, either way, I guess what we said worked because you told them what it was.
Where you from?
North Miami.
Oh, I'm Haitian and Dominican.
Are you seeing it?
She was right about North Miami, too.
So, current day status, single, I guess.
Single, yes.
And you said you're a full-time life coach for work?
Yeah, full-time life coach.
Juvenile.
Juvenile.
Juvenile life coach, yeah.
Juvenile.
Yeah.
She teaches kids.
Is everything prison-related?
Even I don't mean to be dumb.
No, so basically, like, my room, I just, like, um...
Or women?
Both.
Boys, little boys.
It ranges from ages 8 to 17. They're troubled kids, so pretty much.
Lord's work, because I don't do that shit.
And you get paid for that?
Oh, yeah.
How much?
Six figures, right?
It's like a social worker.
I work side-by-side by a therapist.
Oh, okay.
It's for real.
Yeah.
That's what they call a life coach?
A juvenile life coach, yeah.
Interesting.
She's from North Miami.
That's a big business, right?
There you go.
So last show, I didn't know she was my former student.
I taught her in middle school.
Wait, her?
And I didn't know.
She didn't tell me until after the show.
She had to double check.
Okay, keep it real.
When he was teaching you, did you understand what he was saying?
Man, he was an art teacher.
He was an art teacher?
I thought he was an actual teacher.
Oh, shit.
I didn't mean like that at all.
First of all, I've taught many subjects.
He was my art teacher at the time.
Our teachers are so chill.
They're like our best friends, at least in my case.
I was so quiet.
I don't know.
I was just like, you know?
I was just there for the moment.
No, I got glazed by artists because I'm an artist.
You got glazed?
I got glazed.
Wait, in the face?
No, I'm saying my art teacher is growing up.
It's not about you right now.
I'm talking to her right now.
So basically, Chad, she's my former student.
Is there any moments where you were like, this guy's crazy or he's a good teacher?
Hell yeah.
I actually, now that I'm older, I used to think this nigga was fucking drunk.
That's so good.
You had to go.
Probably would have that moment.
You had to get better, get higher.
Eyes was low as hell, I'm not even gonna lie.
Eyes were low.
And now that I'm older, I'm like, oh yeah, this nigga, That makes sense, actually, Chris.
Wait, first of all, back then I was drinking, okay?
I was probably just tired.
Nothing when your kids are fucking and painting ass.
And other than that, man, hey, listen.
You what?
Yo, my students won.
Art awards for competitions and everything.
Good stuff.
Not me.
I failed.
He gave me a D minus in the third quarter.
Maybe you earned a D though.
How do you get a D in art?
I don't know how to draw and I just didn't do shit.
I used to just sit there and trace the iPad or something.
It was never tracing.
It was always dumb stuff with him.
You made it to the working class.
A shout out to you.
Parents together or no?
Um, no, my dad, he passed, but, yeah, no, they're not together.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
Trauma, trauma.
No, but I was daddy's girl.
My father was in my life, like, the whole entire time.
I just recently, like, started, like, my relationship back with my mom.
So, like, my dad raised me pretty much entirely my whole life.
Any kids?
Yes, one.
You have a kid?
Yeah, I have a kid.
I can't even tell.
Yeah, body tea, you know?
Body tea.
What does tea mean?
Tea, like tea.
Is that like tea, like sipping tea?
You know, I feel like this is where it comes from.
You know, you drink tea and you got that little...
I was just on a stream, and I clocked someone's seat, and then everyone was like, shut up!
And then I was like, stupid.
That's not girl language, bro.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, I never understood that one.
Okay, birth control?
No, no birth control.
And then, of course, Chris.
Bro, I don't want to ask, bro.
Yeah, you're a student, so he'll tell you.
That's what we're asking?
He'll give you a pass, I guess.
All right.
About to count.
Nine.
Nine?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
We meant sexually.
Nine after the yesterday.
Nine, nine, for real.
Like sexually sweet.
You know she from North Miami?
Come on, y 'all.
I ain't like that.
All right.
How old are you again?
How old are you?
I'm 20. 20?
Yeah.
Okay, nine is realistic.
Nine with a kid?
Shit.
Goddamn.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
You lived a life early.
There's a thousand nuts to make that kid, right?
First nut, huh?
Actually, I got pregnant when I lost my virginity.
No, are you dead after that?
Damn.
I got pregnant when I lost my virginity.
How old was the kid?
Seven.
No, my daughter now, she's about to turn five.
Shit.
Wait, where's that nigga at?
He's doing really well.
Like, I have no complaints.
He's in prison.
Is it the jail guy?
No.
No.
Is it the jail guy?
You just said he's with him.
How long?
I was with him like five years on and off.
Like, him and my baby daddy were like...
Oh!
The double dipping.
Double dipping.
Yeah, that's it.
Hey!
He's in the US Army, so yeah.
He does really well for himself.
He did some good shooting, right?
The first shot by the bullseye.
So you're an army guy and a prisoner?
Hell no.
Enemies?
Absolutely.
I mean, it wasn't the ops.
Nobody took it to after the fact.
Oh, God.
Now that they kind of congregated, because I had my kid, and then I was with the jail nigga, and then the jail nigga met my kid.
So, like, you get me?
Like, he kind of, like, they both kind of, like, raised my baby, in a sense.
Because, like, I kind of was like, eh, eh, eh.
Playing both sides.
I was playing both sides.
But, like, they were both great.
Towards my daughter, they were both great.
See, Chad, that's the one I felt.
And as a daughter, too, it's a little girl, girl.
But it's shit.
It's bullshit.
Well, I mean, damn.
I know.
It's gonna grow up.
Shit.
Y 'all can't blame me.
Shit.
I'm so glad I have it.
All right, fucking up our community.
She's gonna be on this podcast one day.
Facts.
All right, what about you?
Right.
Name, age, we do for a living.
My name is Fatou Silla.
That's a unique name, very unique.
My dad is Muslim.
I'm 24. What's your background?
Like my nationality?
Black and Chinese.
Chris!
Look at that Chinese!
Bro, I'm scarred, nigga!
I'm scarred, bro!
Damn!
Of course my dad's black.
My mom is black.
Oh, of course.
You got that good age, you pussy, baby.
Hey, I might have made one of you.
Yeah, me too.
You should have a baby like this.
Nah, nigga, fuck that.
Nah, we want nothing like that.
Come over here.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Come on.
Mix our queue.
Wait, you know Chinese or Mandarin?
Something's going on there.
Something's off here.
Mo, Mo, come on.
I want to challenge you.
I used to pick Chinese in high school.
What the?
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I used to pick Chinese in high school.
What the?
I used to pick Chinese in I'm seeing somebody,
but it's complicated.
I mean, recently.
Like, like, last week, this week?
That's too many questions.
Hold on, hold on.
That's too many questions.
Do I know him?
I plead the fifth.
Do I know him?
Probably.
Oh, shit, I know who it is.
Let's fucking know.
Oh, man, that's funny.
Okay, question.
What do you do for work?
I own a bar in New York, Queens.
Are you in a bar?
I own the bar, yeah.
Yeah, see, it's like your ass drunk right now.
Huh?
Are you drunk right now?
A little bit?
I'm probably high.
Oh, shit.
Makes sense.
No, no, no, I'm not sure.
Yeah, both.
Okay, cool, cool.
And then, of course, are your parents together or no?
Mom and dad?
Yeah, 30 years together.
Oh, shit.
That's a crazy combination.
You be on Shaohongshu?
Shaohongshu?
I'm trying to start Shaohongshu.
I feel like I should, right?
What is that?
Yeah.
I should start that.
Red Note.
Red Note.
Oh, Red Note.
I was on Red Note for a minute.
I feel like I should.
It's the TikTok of trying to be on.
I can understand Chinese like to an extent because I took Chinese in high school I can type in Chinese.
I can type my name in Chinese.
Alright nigga.
Look at me.
It ain't your time.
Did you ever say, man?
There we go.
She's like, I'm putting.
Did you import a virus to us?
Right.
Yo, no.
That was the...
That was some random thing to think about.
Who's this?
I'm black and Chinese.
I have a black side too.
What's your highest education level?
I finished high school, but I didn't finish college.
I dropped off of college.
And then, of course, birth control?
Yes.
And then, Chris?
Body count?
Body count less than 15. How old are you again?
24!
Okay.
Come on, man.
That's, uh...
What about you?
Welcome to the show.
Hi.
Hey, y 'all!
I'm Ebony.
I'm a dispatcher.
Wait, you name Ebony?
Yes.
I'm a dispatcher.
I also do spoken word and graphic design.
Dispatcher for the police?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dispatcher for a plumbing, air, and electric company.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is that?
What does that mean?
Like, services, right?
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 35. 35?
Fine.
39. No, no, no, no.
No, we're near.
35. There you go.
Dating status?
Very much single.
Damn, 35 is crazy.
Highest education level?
Some college.
And what size are your tits?
Very inquisitive.
I'm not gonna lie.
Since the last show, they done got bigger.
I don't even know.
Double Fs.
You were here before?
Yes, I was.
Damn, I can't remember.
We're dispatchers too.
That D!
Oh, I can stare at this one.
Fatima, be quiet.
Focus, please.
Please focus.
Of course, Prance Together, right?
They both remarried.
Damn, how did that make you feel?
I mean, they did it when I was older, so.
What does that mean?
Like, it was nothing.
When you were 30?
No, when I was like 24. Okay, that's not bad.
Did that hurt?
No.
You didn't feel snake at all?
No, because I liked the woman that my dad remarried and the man that my mom remarried.
Did you kiss her?
No.
And then birth control?
No.
Body count?
I'm not going to answer that because I'm into both worlds.
Oh, you're a seafood platter.
Let's do Only Men then.
Only Men?
Rough estimate.
Only Men?
Hold on.
Let me think about this.
She fucks with me?
She says she fucks with me.
Apparently.
Yeah.
Ebony and Ivory.
Yeah, that divorce fucked her up.
I plead the fifth.
That list too long.
I get it.
Way too long.
What's it like fucking a woman, though?
Yeah.
Women know each other's bodies, so it's just a hundred times better.
Oh, you do it too?
No, but like I've heard.
But if it's just them two, it's kind of like, what are you two doing?
You guys actually, do you feel like you're having sex with her or are you attempting?
You are.
I mean, yeah, you're still catching an orgasm.
Girls put on straps, bro.
Just rubbing?
Scissoring.
Scissoring is a real thing!
Yes it is.
Girls rub each other's things on each other.
On the mic!
Alright, what about you?
My name's Kalaya Blake.
What?
Wait, you said full name?
Kalaya Blake.
Yeah, I gave you my phone name.
It's kind of like a stripper name.
Operations.
Operations coordinator.
For what?
An event, like convention and coaching company.
Organic, would you hit this?
I can't see, I gotta see the full understanding.
I came late, brother.
I can't see the body or anything.
How old are you?
26. Daily status?
Seeing somebody, but until there's a ring on my finger single.
Is he watching the show right now?
Is that fucking cuck watching the show right now?
This fucking circuit, bro.
I forgot what I was gonna say.
If you're watching the show, bro, you should be worried, okay?
I've taken interest in the operations, girl.
So, Kalei.
If you're dating somebody, right?
And it's serious.
Until they put a ring on it, is it not, like, established?
I mean, like, I'm probably gonna do what I want.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So you're single, then?
Unless I'm being taken care of, then that's different.
That's crazy because Fresh is rich.
You can take care of her.
She's not your type, Fresh?
She looks like the last one you have.
Fresh likes the white.
She's type is Chinese.
I like everybody.
Fresh likes Chinese.
Are you a fucking wife?
He loves half of you.
I'm dead.
Which one?
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
That's how funny you're.
No, you didn't.
That's how funny you're.
That's how funny you're.
Did she see what he got canceled for?
No, you didn't.
No way.
You were a fucking troll.
You like black women, right?
You got canceled?
We made a joke about a black dating app and it canceled us for that shit.
yeah it's called black be okay right be okay black people and me nevermind I didn't say that um okay what's your background black and white Any type of, like, actual heritage?
I mean, I'm German and English.
I don't know, like, the specific black.
Are parents together or no?
No.
How did you feel about 1933?
I couldn't tell you what happened in 1933.
Oh, my God.
Zirka, please.
Zirka, please!
I don't know.
Don't answer that, please.
Oh, my God!
How German are you?
Don't answer that, please.
Stop, stop.
Do it on your own channel, Zirka.
Highest education level.
Some college.
And then parents together or no?
No.
Rev control?
No.
And then, of course, Chris, your body count?
I honestly couldn't tell you.
I stopped counting after like 16, I think.
Like 16 people, not age 16. I believe it.
Yeah, that makes it better.
That makes me feel better.
Thank you.
I'm not from here.
Where are you from?
I'm from Rochester, New York.
Rochester?
Rochester, New York?
That's crazy.
Alright, what about you?
Oh, um, Ebony, your ethnic background?
Haitian, Bahamian.
Haitian, Bahamian?
But more Haitian.
What about you?
My name is Danae.
I'm 21. How do you say that?
You have a strong voice.
Danae?
What does your name mean?
Life.
Oh, shit.
Where are you from?
I'm from Cuba.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I am currently unemployed because I just moved down here on Friday.
Are you a communist spy?
Fidel, granddaughter?
Have you seen Scarface?
It's about Cubans.
Great movie.
So you're unemployed right now.
What's your plans to get a job or just to, like, figure it out, I guess?
I already have everything figured out, but I do want to be an influencer.
Makes sense.
He's one of the best right now in the game, so shout out to Jerika.
But of course, dating status?
Single.
Have you tried cocaine?
In my life.
What?
No?
I don't know if this influencing thing is going to work out.
Highest education level?
I dropped out of high school.
Okay.
Parents together or no?
Separated.
Birth control?
No.
And then, of course, Chris?
Divide account?
Around 8, 9. Today or this week?
In my life.
In your life?
In my life.
Okay.
What about you?
Me?
Yeah.
Hey, y 'all!
I'm 25. I do coding by day.
I'm an artist by night.
Wait, coding?
Coding.
Coding.
Medical coding.
Wait, medical?
Oh, okay.
Wait, what did you guys thought I said?
Like programming, like?
What are we coding?
No, no, no, no.
Just like medical coding and billing.
I don't do like the extra stuff.
What's your name?
Yana.
Yana?
Yana.
I've been with someone for about since I was 16, on and off.
Really?
Yeah.
How'd you guys meet?
In school?
Peel off.
Plenty of fish?
Yo, that nigga said, I need me a BBW tonight!
Let's fucking go!
He said, I need me a tuna.
Bro, have you ever seen SPLF?
No, I thought it was a meme.
Wait, what's Plenty of Fish?
There's like people who do Bumble and shit.
Is that real?
Bro, when niggas felt bad, DSPLF.
Yeah.
I like just meeting someone on the street before I do the apps.
I've never trusted the apps.
It was a really long time ago, guys.
Unless you're out there just cheating.
You know, some guys be elevated, be in there just picking them off.
Ladies, raise your hand if you've hooked up off a dating app.
Like, are they worth downloading?
Hinges.
Oh, really?
There's a few.
Yeah.
So, what's the dating app?
the hinge?
I like get like the premium hinge No, I pay.
I pay to, like, organize the Hinge.
You're a loser.
the high income literally when you have that like you can sort Just to fuck you and not talk to you.
No!
They always come back.
What are they at now, then?
Huh?
What are they at now?
Still on my phone.
Of course!
Of course.
The fuck again.
So, this guy that you're doing, right?
Uh-huh.
It's been, what, a bunch of years, right?
So he's getting a proble see it all.
Why has he not thrown a ring at you?
Is he drowning under Plenty of Fish?
That was a really long time ago.
Like I said, Plenty of Fish was going on back then, back in 2016, 2017.
Honestly, I don't know why he hasn't.
You haven't brought it up?
I don't think I'm ready myself.
Come on.
No, y'all.
I feel that, though.
Like, I feel like right after...
What?
What's that time?
I feel like right after like, I'm not ready for that right now.
And I feel like that's super like, I don't know.
She's cheating.
But you only have one more year in your prime.
One more year whose prime?
In your prime.
I'm black.
I have a lot.
I have a lot.
I got a little while, girl.
I got like another decade and a half or something.
Wait.
Another decade, wow.
You gonna take that from her?
Nah, black don't crack, trust me.
I have a little while, I got a decade.
Try to find a husband at 22. Let's say this correctly.
That's about everything else.
Your highest education level.
Like I got like certifications and stuff to be able to do coding, but I just high school.
Yeah, no, they got they left before I was born.
Damn.
My dad had like, we're all like the same age.
What?
Me and my siblings on my dad's side.
I'm 25. I have two other sisters that's 25. I have a brother that's 25 as well.
Dropping doll.
That nigga was doing the chocolate.
Dropping doll.
Dropping doll for the same night.
That's crazy.
To be honest.
To be honest.
That nigga's a real player.
One of the ones.
She's Caribbean.
How did you know?
Nigerian, Jamaican.
Nigerian, Jamaican.
Okay, so.
Yeah.
I don't believe in birth control.
You have kids?
I don't have kids.
You survived this long without birth control?
I mean, I've had a couple of situations.
R.I.P.
Oh, my God!
Do you know me?
What the hell?
R.I.P.
Real quick on the panel.
Who's here had a situation with...
Raise your hand, if you don't mind me asking.
Like a similar situation?
Yeah, similar scenario.
Oh, for that long?
No, no, as in like they had like a...
They killed the baby.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, I've never done that.
I've never killed a baby.
Abortion.
I have, like, an ectopic.
No?
Oh, an ectopic pregnancy, yeah.
We'll come back to that.
And then, uh, body count.
Ooh.
Yeah, no, she's fucking.
Oh my god.
Jamaica's get down though Honestly Like to be honest Guys Like I I'm under 30, though.
Under 30?
Before my situation, yeah.
You be outside, man.
All those Jamaican parties, all those breaking parties.
No, no, no.
At least she's honest.
Yeah, at least she's honest.
At least she's honest.
Shit.
Hold on now.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you now.
My name is Catherine.
I go by Kathy.
I'm 21. Cuban as well?
Cuban-Canadian.
So, born and raised in Canada, but my family's Cuban.
Really?
Okay.
Dating status?
Single, and I'm going to stay single.
Why?
Because men are weird.
I agree with you.
They are kind of weird, but so are women.
I agree.
I agree.
I mean, I believe that love exists.
It's just I haven't found my person yet.
Who hurt you?
Keep it real.
Everybody.
Let's talk about it.
I had a relationship for six years and it was very toxic.
Okay, who broke it off you or him?
Me.
Why?
Because I couldn't deal with it anymore.
He made me feel insecure.
He didn't make me feel like...
I love myself.
And he didn't make me feel like I should love myself.
He made me feel like shit.
He made me feel like I wasn't worth it.
How dare he does that to you?
That's messed up.
Was he telling the truth, though?
No.
I mean, I'm very realistic.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We've got to be realistic sometimes.
No, no, no.
I'm self-aware.
You know, internal.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm self-aware.
Like, I know the things that I did wrong, I'm not going to say here and be like, oh, yeah, I was perfect.
Like, I did some shit, too.
Was he a piece of shit?
He was a piece of shit.
He was a narcissist.
That actually means you're a piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That was easy.
You triggered my trap card!
The point is, you chose that man for a long period of time.
Okay, I have a defense.
Okay.
So, when I got here to the United States, he was the first person that I ever met.
Well, not the first person that I ever met, but the first guy that I actually had interest in, because in Canada, I was never attracted to anybody.
He worked at the airport?
No.
What do you mean first dude you met?
You met some dudes.
No, he was the first one that I was attracted to.
Okay.
Because I'm attracted to men.
What was attractive about this Plenty of Fish?
I was used to weird men, if that makes sense.
Because men in Canada are not outgoing.
They don't know how to flirt.
They don't know how to talk.
So when I got here, he was Cuban.
So he came with his little game.
I fell for it.
But it was a very long relationship.
What was he?
What was his race?
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
We're in Canada.
So now are you racist towards Cuban?
How am I going to be racist towards Cuban?
I'm Cuban.
That's so possible.
No, no.
He hates black people.
I'm racist towards Venezuelan people and I'm Venezuelan.
Okay, but nonetheless, you're scarred.
We understand that part.
Favorite position?
Mission error.
What is it?
Um, how do you call it when you're on top?
But like you're in the corner of the bed if that makes sense?
Like he's sitting right here and then like you get on top.
Your feet on the ground or on the bed?
Pull up your snapchat and help us!
No, no, no, I don't have any nudes, I've never taken a picture, never done a video, never done nothing.
Okay, highest education level.
High school, but I did some courses.
What the fuck?
You guys don't finish high school?
She finished high school, right?
Are you parents together or no?
No.
Birth control?
Only when I'm in a relationship.
Because I'm not fucking.
That's horrible.
Wait, right now you're not fucking?
No.
I haven't fucked since I broke up with him.
Really?
Who was that?
Like, seven months?
Two weeks ago?
It's been a minute.
No, no, no, ten.
Ten, eleven months.
It's been a whole minute.
Wait, are you guys friends?
She's my best friend.
I moved with her.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we moved together.
They scissoring.
So, I'm just curious, like, if you made a guy now and you like him, you wouldn't smash?
No.
Only in a relationship?
Men don't deserve that.
Men don't deserve that.
I mean, that's what they want.
Men don't deserve what?
You think if you're gonna talk to me, sweet, you're gonna fuck me?
That's not how I wear it.
But it's an equal exchange, though.
It's not an equal exchange.
It's not an equal change?
You think that I have to fuck you because...
No, I'm saying if you were attracted to the guy physically, y 'all attracted to each other.
Well, it's gonna take me a minute, but yeah.
Right, so it should be equal.
I mean, he don't deserve it.
Do you deserve his dick?
Facts.
Wait.
What do you mean the service date?
Because you just, you said he did...
Like a guy doesn't deserve it.
You have to show me the worth that you're giving me, right?
Because I'm gonna give you value, you have to give me value.
Okay, what's that value?
Yeah, what's the value?
What do you mean?
What's the value?
Respect.
Communication.
What the respect?
Respect is a big thing.
You guys don't understand.
Listen, that goes both ways though.
Of course.
Well, I'm not gonna ask for respect if I'm not giving you respect.
Right.
So that's what I'm saying.
If I'm giving you value, you should give me value.
Okay, what should I get to you then?
He doesn't have to give me anything material.
It's just how you treat me.
It's more than that.
I feel like when you have sexual relationships, it's very spiritual.
When you're giving your energy to somebody, I'm not going to give my energy to just anybody.
How many guys you been with?
Body count?
Four.
How old are you?
21. So you have four.
Spiritual connections since you've been 21 years old.
You hear what you're saying?
Entanglement, man.
How is that?
No, when you fuck raw, you deadass, like, exchange.
You exchange, like, fluids, and you literally exchange energies, and you stay attached to that person like that.
Yeah, a woman does, like a guy don't give a fuck.
Yeah, but, like, eventually, like, it could get to that point where it's both of them, and I have one of those situations.
You know, women absorb the intellect of the guy they fuck.
That's why women are so stupid, they fuck dumb chads.
That's not even true.
If they fuck nerds, they get more intelligent, but they They never fuck nerds.
They fuck dumb chads.
No, my man is a little nerd.
Actually, my man is a nerd.
Are you intelligent?
I'm very intelligent.
That's Kevin.
My name is Silva.
My actual name is Sophia.
Everyone calls me Silva or PB.
But I am 18, turning 19 a little bit.
And I'm a concert.
I just graduated high school and I'm also a full-time student.
How was Homeroom?
I actually really like Khmer.
Khmer is fun.
Like, I'm friends with everybody.
When did you graduate?
Huh?
When did you graduate?
I literally just got my diploma.
I picked up my diploma today and I graduated two months ago.
Oh my god!
Oh, wow.
This girl about sex, she goddamn just graduated high school.
I've been on here before.
Why are you guys acting surprised?
I'm new to this.
Yeah, he's new.
Yeah, my bad.
I didn't know.
I'm a full-time student and a content creator.
Do you make money off the content or are you just saying?
Yeah, I've been viral on TikTok a couple of times.
How much do you make?
I used to promote you both.
Me?
Yubo.
I used to promote Yubo.
Do you guys know what Yubo is?
No.
We don't watch porn.
Okay, well, maybe because I'm younger.
You know what Yubo is, right?
Okay, Yubo is like, it was like a kid's Okay, we're done.
Okay, no, like, no.
You should burn in hell for promoting that.
No, no, it's for kids.
That's fucked up.
Hide.
Okay, pants together or no?
Like, again, like the same situation.
They both remarried like pretty early.
Bro, all your parents are pieces of shit.
Didn't he kick you out?
No, that was my mom.
My mom's insane.
She's Nicaraguanse.
Is she hot?
My mom is really hot.
Wait.
Never mind.
Birth control?
Yeah, but for medical reasons.
What does that mean, medical reasons?
I have endometriosis.
What?
I have sciatic endometriosis.
You've been fucking too much, bro.
Genetic?
It was genetic, and it's like a really painful, like chronic pain.
You're saying incestuous?
I would have lesions.
I would have lesions on my, like, I have lesions on my sciatic nerve, so I have to take nerve suppressants.
What does lesions mean?
In the Bible, that's a demon.
No, that's...
Like lesions.
I said lesions.
Like lesions, like L-E-S-I.
Like scars and stuff?
Yeah, like scars.
Do you have that on you right now?
Yeah, but I got it removed.
see the legions oh she showed it like scars Bro, you have a whole tattoo.
No, I have, it covers a score.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That tattoo is crazy.
Okay, I got it matching with my best friend, but yeah, I take it for medical reason.
You just graduated high school yesterday, guys.
Your best friend is a whole person.
No, I got my, I picked up my diploma today, but I graduated two months ago.
Okay, oh, you got your diploma today?
Yeah, I just picked it up today.
I was running errands and I was in the area, so I picked it up.
Good stuff.
I'm a pre-law track, guys.
I'm not.
It's less than 20. You gotta stop touching my knee.
I'm not even touching you.
I'm not even touching you.
I'm gonna try to get the scars.
Fucking zombie over here.
And also, Cathy, your occupation?
I'm a professional manifester.
Oh, shit.
Love you.
That's us.
We talk about that.
He's got a book.
What's your official occupation?
It works.
No.
Hold up.
There's never been a millionaire who says it doesn't work.
I'll just say that.
As gay as it sounds, as fruity as it sounds, it's fruity to the broke.
It's fruity to the broke, man.
Fix your mind.
Yeah, 100%.
I like to say the best, like, the best you want to be.
Shut the fuck up.
Yes, sir.
Turn up, sir.
Okay, let's have a word for us.
What is your actual occupation, please?
Well, me and he just moved here, so we're still trying to figure it out.
I got a corner for you.
Move in with us.
There you go.
Hold on.
Remember, they hate men, so...
But they want to...
I heard you.
What the hell?
What?
Okay.
Okay.
But without further ado, welcome to the special guest.
We're out of your league.
Zerka and Mr. Organic.
Yes, yes.
We know who you are, but maybe not.
I mean, at this point, you should, but...
The Stupid Negro.
You know, seen it all, done it all, had it all, you know, lived five lives in one and still, you know, working on the next one, you know.
Mr. Malibu.
Mr. Malibu, you know, missed the spy supercars at the same time, you know.
Hates waitresses.
You know, mansion on a mountain in Malibu, you know.
He doesn't understand why a waitress does that job.
He says, why the fuck would you work that hard for that little money?
Yeah, I can't understand.
That was the most based shit you said.
Yeah, it was real.
She chose that hell, that waitress right there.
I know, I'm trying to understand that, you know.
I chose that shit.
You gotta manifest big, so it's like, when I see a waitress, I ain't trying to down you.
It's just like, damn, I know you're going to be here for 10 hours.
You're a slave.
I made a brand that I can sell five sweatsuits and make your whole week.
You know, just sitting at the crib.
When you're pretty and you're a waitress, you get a lot of tips.
You get a tip of dick.
But, you know, just dream big.
Manifest like we was talking about.
So that's all it is.
I'm a master of manifestation.
And I just want to motivate, inspire people to be themselves at the highest level.
And that's what I'm here for.
I'm going to be me until I'm gone.
Good shit.
Circa.
Yeah.
Right.
I'm the new Myron, I'm taking over the show, and this is my best friend, Fresh.
Sometimes we argue, but it's like, we need three black men on the table.
Hell yeah.
And these girls are in for a wild night, because let me tell you this right now, this is the first time in history we have three co-hosts that are single.
So someone's getting fucked at this table, and before you have sexual intercourse with anyone here, compare us to the guys DMing you.
compare how our follower count, the cars we drive, and the people who are around, and please don't do that thing where like, you try and argue and stuff, like, when Fresh says suck dick, immediately.
Immediately suck his dick.
Am I tripping?
Or they can win over Fresh, change their lives, and be rock stars in this city.
That's what Fresh do.
Or they can manifest in their bedroom with their fucking roommate.
Yep, suzerain.
What an intro.
Alright, man, we'll just do some chats, if you don't mind, Bill, and then some questions.
I'm not horny.
I have coke dick.
It doesn't even work, so we can just chill.
There you go.
Girls think I'm gay, because my dick doesn't work.
Cocaine doesn't let your dick work.
It's not that I don't want to fuck you guys.
It's not tonight.
I just want to chill.
That's true.
Wait, how do you know it's true?
You don't run across that.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, quick slap.
Ayo, she and Bills have the same hat.
Oh, shit.
How did that happen?
What the hell?
Is that Bills?
Wait, is that Ayo?
Someone photoshopped it.
It had a hat.
They can picture me with my tongue out, too.
I'm curious.
I'm going to take my tongue out.
Oh, yeah.
Today's Icy's birthday.
Yeah, happy birthday.
Eat the birthday cake before you can.
Icy, come on, cameraman.
Icy, can I have some of your cake?
Can I have some of your cake?
Like your actual cake?
Not your cake, but like your cake?
Guys, by the way, Icy's actual job is not just behind the scenes.
She helps us with content ideas with the show as well, with girls, with Chris.
She's a longtime supporter of the show, so shout out to her.
What do you want to say on camera, Icy?
If anything at all.
I'm just working on my YouTube, guys.
I would really appreciate it if you just go support me and my little journey, especially I'm doing Pokemon, and whoever's interested in that, just, you know, hit me up.
How old are you?
Catch them all.
Nigga, I hit the wall.
Everybody knows I'm 30. Come on.
Y 'all may not look forward to 30s.
Y 'all may not look forward to it.
Icy, if you capture a Celebi, you can go back in time.
Pokemon talk.
Happy birthday to Icy, man.
She's cool.
What's the next one?
She also helped me when I'm overdosing to death.
Did she help you before?
Yeah, she helped me.
That was a real story.
That was a real story.
Really?
Yeah, bro.
First shot, thanks.
Nigga, look like a fish.
What the?
You know what about this, nigga?
I don't even see the resemblance.
You're probably looking at yourself.
Get him.
You better get him.
You from Miami.
All right.
There you go.
He's from Miami.
First updates?
Circa!
Please, unblock me on X, nigga.
It's been a year.
And now, ladies, would you rather marry an Indian or die alone?
Are they trying to say that you're an Indian?
No, it's not related to the picture.
That's just random.
Who is she, French?
Don't act like we don't sit down.
Who am I?
Who is she?
Oh my god, that's a real picture?
Oh yeah.
I picked her up with my bare hands.
She was heavy.
I was kind of cheesy at your fingers from the bucket underneath.
Bro, I grouped it from the angle.
So it was better that way.
It was not light.
Did you roll that at home?
No, nigga!
Hell no, bro!
Hey, yo, Fresh, I bet you won't do it.
Definitely won't do it.
Bro, I've never been with a fat cheek in my life.
Oh, yeah, I had a few.
Mentally, I can see them as hot, but I've never touched a fat chick.
That means you're not black.
Yeah, you get black.
Niggas like BBWs, bro.
They got the best vaginas.
Well, BBW's not fat.
I'm talking about like that thing.
I can't do the full goodery.
Okay, real quick.
Indian or die alone?
Indian or die alone?
If it's like a hot Indian, like Habibi Daddy, I would go Indian.
Yeah, like, if, like, a Muslim, once, I've been, like, offered to have been flown out to Dubai and, like, marry a Muslim man, but, like, they're not fine enough.
Actually, no.
I die alone.
Damn.
What about you?
It's like Bollywood Indian, like what kind of Indian?
Oh wait, not Indian!
Pakistanian Indian?
Not the stinky Indians.
I would.
I would.
I'm Indian.
There you go.
You're like half Indian.
Like the Na 'vi people.
Like a blue Indian.
What would you do?
Obliga.
What?
I don't know.
Say that word.
2-5.
Oh wait, I'm like low-key Indian, but like tribe Indian.
Shut up!
I'm so sorry.
I would marry, but it all depends.
On the microphone and louder.
You got a nice voice.
I would marry.
Okay.
Two hands.
Penn.
Penn's on lit.
I can't worry about it.
She's going to me.
It depends on the...
You got 7-Eleven.
You got a bunch of shit to deal with.
Got a couple of camels and shit.
What about you?
Yeah, why not?
Really?
She waited for the money.
You said it, not me.
I know what I can tell you.
That's an honest gold digger.
That looks like an honest gold digger.
She's going to tell you from the rip.
She's going to have some pussy, but do you have money?
She's going to let you know.
What about you?
Die alone.
Damn.
Why?
What'd it do to you?
I mean, they didn't do nothing to me, but Indian is not my preference, so I wouldn't do it.
Let me guess.
Black is your preference?
Not really, but yeah, that's...
Have you had BBC?
That's a good question.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, that real thing.
That girl that lived in Old Sebag.
Yeah, that was sad.
Yeah, that real motherfucker.
Myron, he's Indian, right?
No.
What?
Myron's a nigga.
He's American.
No, Myron is Indian.
That's the type of Indian I'm in.
What?
He's not Indian.
What are you talking about?
He's not Indian.
He's black.
I thought this entire time he was, like, airy.
No, I'm not.
Not you!
I'm Myron!
I'm Myron today!
Obviously, you're like, Jewish.
What?!
Definitely Jewish!
Alright, nigga, you got low IQ.
Somebody like Myron, I will date him.
But he's black, though.
Damn.
But I'm saying, like, Indian that looks like him.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, Indians can look like Myron.
Wait!
The guy you're dating, is he Indian?
Is he black?
I don't think Myron even eats takeout.
He's West Indian.
Does he like Asians?
He's mixed, too.
He's mixed?
He's mixed.
Okay.
What about you?
yeah I would marry Indian but they can't be like an Indian giver like you can't Okay.
Last but not least?
I'm happy alone.
Damn.
Fuck it.
That's crazy.
Racially motivated.
All my Indian niggas in the chat, man.
RIP.
There you have it.
Yeah.
Guy from Canada says, WStream, Fresh, Miserica, Organica.
Dom, you guys should do more collabs.
We are doing it, bro.
We're just so rich, we're distracted.
Have you noticed, in 2023, we were on our shit.
We made money and then we stopped chilling together because you get distracted, you get distracted, I get distracted, and now we're back.
Yeah, it's hard to be that hungry person when you got a lot of shit.
I be trying to fight with that all the time.
Because I'm like, damn, we're all fighting for speaker.
That's how it should be.
When we're all fucking trying to say something.
We got lazy, bro.
But I will say, for the people, we owe them a show.
We can't stop, bro.
They learn, they get value, so why not?
Yeah, we owe the people.
At least once a week.
I'm with it.
And you girls should definitely come on the 305.
Fresh start.
Right?
Gary's gonna be there.
What do you mean on the 305?
You should come on his podcast.
Oh, you have your own podcast?
We have, like, two.
But yeah, it's cool.
And if you want to be a lawyer, you've got to get rid of this earring, bro.
It closes.
You can't be a lawyer with that.
They're not going to take you serious.
I'm in college.
I literally just graduated high school.
two days ago.
I'm telling you, when men look at your face, When men look at your face, forget it.
What's the first thing you think of when you see this piercing?
What's the first thing you think of?
Whore.
You want to see my back tattoo, guys?
That says it even more.
I just got it.
Show us the legions.
They're in my nerves.
It's like on my sciatic.
We'll do it on Rumble.
We'll do it on Rumble.
What's the next one, Bills?
And then we'll do questions for the girls.
Cancer times.
Oh, shit.
Is it your birthday?
UFNF, I'll be turning 25 at 12am.
I just wanted to leave this message with you.
If she twerks around the clock, she belongs to the whole block.
Just because she's taken, remember, that parked cars get hit too.
Oh my god!
That was easy.
Yo, can I talk to you, brother, for supporting the show?
Happy birthday, brother.
We appreciate it.
No, no, we don't.
We'll do rest on Rumble, right?
Yes.
Alright, ladies on the panel, this is for you guys real quick.
Wait, who twerks here?
I know how to twirl.
One, two, three.
Come on, you know what's my name?
Really?
Harry Potter?
Harry Potter's twirling me with a twirl.
I know, y'all.
I may look like this, but y'all haven't seen me at the club.
So aren't you 20?
Wait, aren't you 20?
She's 18. She's 19. What club did you go to?
Bro.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
That's true.
I was in the club probably at like 16. I went to the club scene at like 14. I was a DJ in like 8th grade.
Bro, there's 8 billion people on earth and nobody gives a fuck.
Who here twerks?
Is two girls a twerk?
There's only two.
Why does that feel like cat?
Because they're not gonna say, bro.
Uh-huh.
Why not?
Girls, what do you do when you're home with a Chad?
Are you guys strippers?
Home with a child?
No.
What does that mean?
You think we're just going to twerk whatever?
But you think I'm just gonna twerk while I have a guy over?
You like that?
That's no you!
You guys like that shit?
I twerk with my guy at the club, but not on some random shit.
When the song is playing, they will twerk.
Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You put it in something that's different, but yeah.
But what I will say is that dating nowadays But as a result, it's men versus women all the time.
Question for the panel, though, real quick.
If you can find somebody to sit down with, what does he have to have for you to say, you know what?
I'm done being a hoe.
I'm going to take him serious.
And we'll start right here.
Why me?
Does he need money?
Looks?
Status Care about like yeah, oh, it just has to be And loyal.
Loyalty really matters.
His little thing was flirting with me.
Respectful and loyal.
Respectful, loyal, and he has to be all about me.
So he could be broke.
You broke, so what's the difference?
Give it to us in detail.
Do you know that though?
You know it.
Bumbaraz class.
Bumbar class.
Bumbar class.
19. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I got a plan.
I got a plan.
I'm starting.
That's all you need, baby.
I'm starting.
Go again.
Go again.
I want to hear it, though.
I want to hear you.
Do it good.
That was good.
That was good.
I fucked with that.
So, so, so, so, hold on.
Again, just honesty and loyalty.
Yeah, and I guess, yeah, He has to be able to take care of me, too.
like not even money wise.
Oh, okay.
If he was a rich hot Indian that was like perfect, would you like, and he was like, Bro.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
Fuck all that shit.
Just tell us The person White, black, Asian Hispanic Hotel, money Oh, wait.
I do care.
Like, I rather like Hispanics and...
I want my child to be able to speak English and Spanish.
But what if they're getting deported?
How Hispanic do you like them?
I don't like them too Hispanic like that either.
You don't hang around Home Depot ever?
Yeah, they're my guys out there.
They do some good work.
Oh, for sure.
So what about white guys?
Facts.
I don't have good, like, experience with those.
Black eyes?
I don't have good experience with those either.
You guys are sluts.
Damn!
How are you sluts?
Because I've had experience with those, and they're just sluts.
Sluts.
They were voted number one overall.
Hispanics have way more manners, I feel like.
Like, if once you meet a Hispanic, a Latino, like, I'd rather be an emotional man than a whore.
So you're saying Hispanic, loyalty and respect.
Basically, like, loyalty, right?
Yeah.
Loyalty.
I need a man that has a career.
Like, I can't be with somebody that's just, like, trying to figure out life.
So, like, I tend to, like, date older because I don't want to have to take care of you because that's not my job.
My job is supposed to be, like, you know, for us to have each other.
But, like, you get me?
I'm your support.
I can't, like, you get me?
I'm your support mentally and physically, sexually, all that good stuff.
I have a question.
What's up?
You're an old, you're an ex-man.
Yeah, what about him?
Did he meet more than you?
No, he didn't, actually.
Did he take care of him?
No, I did not.
Commissary?
I mean, yeah, shit, because he got locked up, but I mean, besides that shit, no.
Okay.
How big is the dick of someone that's a prisoner?
There's no way you stuck around with some average dick.
He has to have some redeeming qualities of his blackness, right?
Really, nigga?
I don't want to talk about it anymore because, you know, I'm done with him.
I don't want to reminisce on the old shit.
I need some new shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I like that.
So, just real quick.
Give me a description of this guy.
Black, white, Asian, tall, hotel, money?
Honestly, um...
I would like to be in the black community, but me as a black woman, I just know that black men, like, it's just too much stuff that's, like, been strategized around them.
And women, honestly, black, I don't feel like black women should be with black men because women...
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious because, like, honestly, like, on all those relationships, black women, they tend to go and go file for divorce with a black man.
Let's go!
Like, their relationship works.
Like, it actually works.
And I just feel like we, like, are so, like, close-minded on, like, you know, like, oh, black is black.
Like, you know, like, I'm gonna be with a black man because he's successful or because he's this.
Because it's great to see, like, black men, like, you know, succeeding.
Because, honestly, in our culture, that doesn't really happen.
They usually go the street route or they go and go find something else.
but no like i don't mind if it's white black german chinese whatever the chinese man The number one You know, marriage of a black man is a black woman.
That's the highest.
But then the highest divorce rate is what?
No, you're right.
That's what I'm saying.
So I was looking for you to say some bullshit.
You actually said some real shit.
At the same time, we still got to build our black communities up.
We can't let that go because that fucked up our whole community by not having those dads around.
You know what I mean?
So we got to, you know, continue that path.
It's hard.
It's not easy.
But, you know, we got to fix that shit.
It fucked us up bad.
You guys have the leverage.
Y 'all should be able to test some other waters, too.
You gonna take a little white pink dick in there, too?
What?
The white men are the worst.
An older white man at that age.
Old white men would still look for that Mr. Burns fucking that pussy.
God damn, girl.
You crazy to my mother.
Okay.
Shit.
What about you, Miss Chinese?
If a guy treats me well, I will treat him like If a guy treats me well, I will treat him like the king.
He will feel really good.
But if he treats me bad, I'm gonna show him worse.
Oh, shit.
Worse.
Damn it.
What is worse?
You'll be hurt.
For sure.
Okay.
You'll be hurt.
You'll regret what you did to me.
He's not going to regret.
Wait, what was the question?
I was about to say, so what is your ideal guy to date now?
Like, for example, you know what?
I'm going to settle down, and this is my guy.
Race, money, looks.
I'm not racist.
I don't care about race.
I just, because I'm half, so I don't care about race.
I just care.
But no white guy, though.
No white guy.
No white guy.
Anything is fine.
No white guy.
I just want you to treat me like a princess.
I'll treat you like a king.
That's it.
That's that Asian there.
Asian women are going to take care of you.
I'll take care of you if you treat me well.
Until you cross them.
It is over.
Can you make less money than you?
No.
You got to make more than me.
Okay.
See?
There you go.
What about you?
Here we go.
I'm ready.
Consistency.
I want a man that's well-educated.
What else is there?
Because there is more.
Imagine he's watching right now.
Imagine he's watching.
Are you talking to him right now?
Grab his ass to a tee.
Someone who knows what he wants and don't play any games, because I'm not here for it.
I also want...
But I'm going to deal with it as long as he's a provider and he takes good care of his kids.
That's going to be an example of my future kids.
No, I'm not looking for him to be solely the provider, but I need him to be able to lead the household.
You know what I'm saying?
You're 35?
Yes, I am 35. You got no choice, bro.
You got no choice.
No, no.
I definitely have a choice.
I definitely have a choice.
I did deal with older men, but that has changed as well because, you know, they play the same game.
I'm curious.
What have you learned being 35 now that you won't repeat at 21?
So when I was 21, I was kind of like, I was playing games.
I was playing games.
No, I was actually in a relationship.
Like from 21 up until now, I was in a series of relationships.
Like three years, three years after that.
How did you feel that?
How did I fail?
No, it's not that I fail.
I got, you know, I was with thugs.
I was with people that I was just with because they took care of me.
You know, I was doing it like all wrong.
Now you're all alone at 35?
No, no, no.
That happened as of recently.
As of recently, and that's because he was playing games and he's older than me.
He's like three years older.
But are you alone?
No, I'm not alone.
I'm never alone.
Never.
Girls are never alone.
Somebody's always there.
Somebody's in that bed, you know, for a couple hours.
That's still alone.
That's still alone.
Okay, what about you?
Um, I would say...
Pass money.
Like, if kids are in the picture, if you want kids, like, I don't, I'm not doing the nanny thing, I'm not working, like, my job is gonna be taking care of the kids, so you need to be able to provide for me and the kids.
How much is that, roughly, do you think, for your lifestyle?
I mean, I don't know.
Okay, currently, right now, right, your hair, makeup, lifestyle, for a year, put it into, like, an estimate, how much would I be?
I mean, I can't say.
100k?
200k?
50K?
I mean, are you asking, like, what I would...
When they got an app.
So you know what?
I give you all power.
I submit to you.
I obey you, God.
What should he have?
I can't put a number on it.
Because I'm not going to put a minimum on it.
You want the highest level on it.
I just have to feel like satisfied like if you can give me what I want like if I feel taken care of and that's off of like Was that like fried chicken or was that money?
First of all, I don't like fried chicken, so...
Is it a shopping thing?
Yeah, what do you mean?
What are you talking about, bro?
How much do you cost?
Financially?
How much do you cost?
How much are you worth?
Let me buy you, please.
As a girlfriend, you should know how much you costed someone.
I'm not putting a number on it because the number might keep raising.
I'm not going to put a number on it.
She wants no limits, bro.
I'm pretty sure you calculated how much.
No, babe.
I don't count.
Over or under $100,000?
We got over.
Especially down here.
Over or under $500,000.
Real quick, right?
I'm sure you have guys right now texting you in DMs that want to take care of you.
How do you choose the guy to talk to out of that list?
Honestly, I go off of vibes.
I'm a huge energy person.
If we can just bounce off of each other.
These are good vibes.
The vibes is always, you know, I get you in that door.
So let's say this.
Vibes for the money.
We'll get your foot in the door.
What do you mean?
You pick the vibe or the money?
If you like our vibrations and we have money, are you bending over for me?
Bending over?
No.
What?
She's a little princess.
$100,000 a year and she doesn't even...
I'll kick the door open and you can try to catch it when it's open.
This is bad vibes.
This is bad vibes.
Your vibe is off.
Your vibe is off.
I like a strong masculine man.
You need a vibrate door.
I'm not kicking anything over.
You have to unborn me if you are me.
But if you're gonna have a masculine man, you're gonna have to submit.
I love submitting.
You just said no sex.
How are you gonna submit?
How you gonna submit to that done?
She's saying it's not that.
You earned that.
You were saying earlier, you earned that.
How do one that's a good vibe and a successful man.
They have to put in the effort and consistency.
And then what do you think?
Can I hear her tell her how she wants it?
That's how it is for all my support.
Honestly, I feel like women, we are the prize.
Just like she said.
Hold on.
Don't be mad at what she's first.
Hold on.
You can be sure of what she says about herself.
Hold on.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let her talk, let her talk.
Like, if you dated organic, your life completely changes.
You're a YouTube famous, he's rich, and he's an athlete.
He used to play basketball for fucking Lakers.
Your life changes fucking him.
Nothing changes for him if he busts you.
Zero.
Nothing changes.
He nuts.
He can nut with any of these girls.
You're saying you guys are equal?
Are you fucking retarded?
I didn't say that at all.
You guys are not equal at all.
He's high value.
The woman is not high value.
He's high value.
You're not high value.
And the sooner you digest this, the sooner you change your life.
Don't worry, baby.
So, real quick, right?
Imagine the guy watching this right now.
He's like, alright, she's pretty.
I want to date her.
But what's the point?
Because I feel like I don't understand why you deserve me to give you a front.
I don't know what I'm getting from you.
Yeah.
Yeah, because once again, you hear what he's saying, like, you are pretty and everything like that, but if you deal with a guy like me, you're not dealing with a fat, lame, ugly guy.
You're dealing with a 6 '6", 230-pound millionaire with a 10-inch dick.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like, you're going to win with the girth, too.
So you're winning on all the courts here.
Like, you're just a pretty girl.
Like, that's a dime a dozen.
But me, that's 1% of 1% of humans.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, how can you say you're the prize if you want a superhero?
And you've got to know that's a superhero.
You've got to treat him accordingly.
It might sound harsh.
Forget it.
This is how you know she's never dated famous people.
Women who date famous people shut the fuck up and listen.
Because they go, damn, my follower count is blowing up.
This is the best dick I ever had.
She's never had famous things.
She thinks she's on your level.
With all due respect, you are mentally ill.
You're worse than this one.
What do you mean?
No, I didn't say I was like more high-value.
But you said you was a prize, though.
Yeah, you did.
I said women in general.
No, not to the guys that are women.
At the end of the day, men will push out a little bit, but their life around me.
Let her talk.
Let her talk.
Hold on.
One over at a time, ladies.
One over at a time.
No matter how much money, I could have zero dollars in my bank account.
I could have two million dollars in my bank account.
I could be the prettiest bitch ever.
But you walking by yourself?
Okay, sexy.
He's not by himself.
He has women.
Let's say it.
You can find a pretty girl anywhere, anyhow.
No, let her go.
She was going down a good road.
I get where she's trying to say.
I can make zero dollars.
I can make two million dollars.
Prettiest bitch ever.
You're walking by yourself.
You look fine as fuck.
You look good.
But then you put that pretty bitch next to you.
Elevates you.
Amazing.
Her vibe's amazing.
She's supporting you.
She's making you feel good.
You know you're the man.
But you know what?
She's making you know you're the man.
She's reciprocating that energy back to you.
So you feel even better.
But these girls can do that, too.
All these girls can do that, too.
Absolutely, but it's up to him to decide if I hear what she's saying, but listen though, as she's saying that, you gotta calculate what that means to a person like me.
She's saying I'm already all these things, and she's activating other qualities in me, but I already have all this stuff.
It's an accessory to who I am.
So if I take all this jewelry off, I'm still that nigga.
These are accessories.
She's a fashion stinker.
But I take this off.
That's what she is.
I'm still the monster I am.
Wait.
Organic.
She's a fashion stinker.
I'm the one.
Hold on.
Hold on.
She had a hand first.
All right.
How realistic is it for a woman to have a million, two million dollars?
That's so unrealistic.
A man, he builds from the ground because his job on this world is to provide.
So that's what they are.
Our job is to submit.
You suck dick and shut the fuck up.
That is my fucking father.
I don't have to fuck up.
Thank you.
How are you going to say that?
Absolutely not.
Listen.
How are you going to say that you're like, Daddy's girl, you need to know this.
Your father needs to teach you this.
This is what I was taught.
My father, he was in dentistry.
And I kid you not, he has seven baby mamas.
And I kid you not, all of them were taken...
So I'm pretty sure that if you are coming with that amount of money, that quality, that man is going to be super intimidated of you.
And one thing that men do not like is to be intimidated of another woman.
Because then it lowers their craftsmanship and it lowers their qualities.
Because it's just like, damn, I can't really scoop this girl out from the mud and be with her for real.
So that's the problem right there.
So you can't say that you come with all of these qualities and all this stuff.
Yes, you could come with, okay, taking care of him, leverage him, helping him craft his brand, and you standing by him, making him a better quality man, because now he can't be fucked with, because guess what?
He has a real girl by his side that's going to stick by him.
You're going to have money?
Yeah.
A man's gonna want you for money?
I like money.
No, I'm gonna have my own money so you can go by your business.
She was next and then you're next Just to remind everyone she's been sitting next to him for an hour.
He didn't gain one fucking follower Not even one.
So remember what she's bringing.
What you're saying is okay, because every man has a type, you know?
They don't just like anybody, you know?
There's a vibe of connection that you like from a girl.
Right.
But you have to provide, like...
Also, you have to let him find other girls just for fun.
But you're the main girl.
You know what I mean?
Let her know how this is going to work.
You're saying it all wrong.
You're the main girl, bro.
You're going to have to, because all the guys are the same.
They always do them.
Because a man that comes with ice, he plays with bitches.
Spicy number five.
I don't care if he's on bitches.
I want to play.
Let spicy number five finish.
Go ahead.
energy, financially, everything.
I get that.
I've seen that happen.
But you can't think that you're a good man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let her respond to you.
I understand women wanting that stability because, you know, they're getting what they want or whatever and they can turn the blind eye.
But, like, me personally, I can't do that.
You can't do that.
I can't.
So you're saying that even if the guy has everything that you want plus more willing to take care of you, you can't let him have other girls?
No, it would drive me crazy.
Oh my god, wait.
Can I please?
No.
Okay.
So, okay.
Here we go.
A man always takes, like, things with his dick, okay?
Always, always, always, always, always for the rest of his fucking life.
Even when he's fucking 70, that's exactly what, like, that girl, like, Anna Nicole Smith, like, she loved that man, but he was still hitting that.
She didn't love that man.
We all know he was hitting that.
Yeah, she didn't love that man, but go ahead.
Like, we all know he was hitting that.
Whatever.
I don't even, we don't know.
We do know.
That's not any of our business.
That's common sense.
Hello?
What?
He's a fucking 90-year-old fucking guy in a wheelchair.
Go ahead.
whatever like you guys say that oh women are the prize but if you If you really think about it, a guy can go find a woman literally anywhere.
Right.
They can fuck anything they want.
They can go get a pocket pussy.
There's some girls that have no respect for them on the streets that are quite literally a pocket pussy that could even look like you, but you know yourself for it, so it's this.
Wait, wait.
There's not always gonna be one girl.
That's what you think.
That's what you think.
If you have a high-value guy, he's gonna be around high-value women.
It's gonna be hard to pick.
But there's going to be one girl that he thinks about all the time.
There is supposed to be, but that's not how society is anymore.
That's true.
I'm pretty sure.
And like, think about it.
Since all you guys are pretty much single, Who wants to respond to that?
Negative.
Anybody?
What'd you say?
Hmm.
Huh?
We're looking.
Que bola, que bola.
Prove it.
Prove you're good pussy right now.
Let's go Cuba.
Vamos.
Come on.
Grab that mic.
Talk to us.
Abolish private property.
You just gotta learn.
Learn?
You just gotta learn.
You guys all have this look in your eyes like you haven't been fucked in a year.
Am I crazier?
These girls look very like Listen, let Corona speak.
Go ahead.
To your statement, though, so he's all of that plus more, and you're saying to him, basically, my standards are above your standards, so if you don't do what I like, which is to have one guy only, you won't date him.
Are my standards above his standards?
you're saying that if he does one thing that you don't like present by multiple girls you don't fuck with him yeah like just I can't get past that.
Yeah, but it's just, see, like, what you, how old are you?
26. So, like, you're already older now, and it's like, you're trying to.
You're 26, and you don't have a man?
See, that's what I'm saying.
Weren't you harder at 23?
So it's just gonna get harder, and harder, and harder, then you're gonna be 35 soon.
Come on, bro.
Yo, 26, no dick inside you.
Are you out of your mind?
And you're asking for $100,000.
Not your boyfriend, not your man.
And it's gonna get harder.
What do you mean?
She's 26. You're 18. You're good to the market right now.
And she's 18 and they have the same body count.
That's true.
That's scary.
I lost my virginity when I was 13. We're going to move forward.
What about you?
Your dream guy, what does he have to have for you?
So you know what?
I'll settle down with this guy.
Doesn't this girl look like Sarah Safari?
She looks like Mia Jewel.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Okay, back to the question.
He needs to be obsessed with me.
Like, obsessed to the point that, oh my god, like, oh my god.
I'm telling that right now.
Yeah.
How much do you cost?
What does that mean, though?
What's the upkeep to keep you as a girlfriend?
How do I do my nails?
What is the upkeep?
How much do you cost a year?
Just be honest.
You like food?
What do you spend money on?
I'm high maintenance.
I spend money on everything.
Do you spend a lot?
Are you a bad girlfriend or a good girlfriend?
I'm a good girlfriend, but I spend a lot.
Wait, aren't you unemployed?
I am.
That's a good thing.
That means they can suck more dick.
I know, but what do you spend money on?
How do you make money if you're unemployed?
Professional manifestation.
Professional manifestation.
Money just comes.
It just comes.
I just learned about manifestation.
Now I'm going to get so much money.
I have a kryptonite for 6 '2+.
I'm 6 '5" No you're not!
You're 6 '5" like me!
Wait!
Wait!
Stand up!
Stand up!
Fuck this shit!
You're trying to break brothers!
You're trying to break the brothers!
I have a medium dick.
Yeah, I have a tiger's thing, so I don't need something that big.
So I'm good with that.
Check your plenty of fish.
That's like two fucking years ago.
What else?
Plenty of sharks.
I have this table.
Plenty of sharks.
Take that shit.
Stop.
I don't get it.
Did you see Finding Nemo?
Could I find yours?
Oh, my God.
Listen, I want to know who is the...
I don't want an expensive mid.
So which one's the cheapest?
Wait, do you think I'm mid?
No, because every girl's mid.
Let's be real.
Who's not mid?
Maybe Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian, but if you're in Miami, you're mid, right?
Is that fair?
People, you named Kim Kardashian, someone was Men aren't even supposed to be better looking.
I'm a man and I'm better looking than you girls.
Doesn't fucking make sense.
What's your body count?
It's low, but my head count is high.
I got a lot of head.
You got a good theory.
Yeah.
No, body count's very low.
I feel like you're cheap, right?
You're not a bad girlfriend like spend my credit card It's just you give Hogwarts vibes.
Or just warts.
Walk around and find out.
Warts is crazy.
How much do you cost to be a girlfriend?
Let's go.
These are good questions.
How much do I cost to be a girlfriend?
Like, what do you spend the guy's money on?
There's got to be some cost.
Listen, if that's my man...
I like that.
So, I mean, I'm going to be a...
That's my man.
That's our money.
So I have to conserve our money so that we can have great things.
Okay, but what's the hobby?
Where do you want me to take you?
I just want your credit card information at that point.
Listen, just make sure that I got the newest pair of skates.
I don't have to eat pussy, right?
Yeah, you gotta eat pussy.
What the fuck?
You gotta eat that too.
What's going on?
Spicy chicken chow mein!
How much do you cost a year?
Fresh was dating you, you like to get your hair did and all that shit.
How much do you cost?
I would prefer to be with a guy that has status.
That's him.
And just provided me with, like...
Yeah.
Usual.
But status is more important.
You like the status?
You know what?
The status.
Yeah.
Because when I'm with a guy with a status, Wait, we haven't even finished Aussie now.
I could learn.
I could make more money.
I like that.
I want your average luxury.
I'll tell you this.
The men at this table and every man in this room, when they don't ask for money for some reason, we want to buy them the world.
Have you noticed when they don't ask, we go, bro, what the fuck is she hanging around the fucking living room all day for?
Let's go buy her some shit.
But when they ask, it's kind of like you want to switch to Rumble and do something to her.
How much do you cost?
I'm hitting it from the black, how much do you go?
What?
Okay, so.
What?
Yay!
That was a good one, that was a good one.
Hair, nails, all of that, how much that cost?
Alright, so my hair on average, I'm spending like $300 or more every two weeks.
God damn it.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
Nails is about $160 every two weeks.
Okay, whore nails?
No.
Top end, bottom, is that toes and hands?
Yeah, toes and hands.
What if we're not feet guys?
Can you just do the hands?
I pay for food.
I'm a foodie, so I'll take a guy out for dinner.
For real?
Yeah.
For real.
So yeah, we're gonna say about, we're gonna say about,
more than like 1200 1500 a month So I do pedicure so you're gonna get your feet pedicure
Get that heel good.
I do massages.
You're going to get a nice, long massage.
I might pay a bill or two, depending on how you put it down.
Just suck more dick.
You don't have to pay the bill.
Yeah, and I'm doing that too.
I don't know, man.
Getting a Monique.
At $1,200?
Yeah, that's not a good price.
A Monique?
What is that?
I'm looking at Miami prices.
What's a Monique?
I don't know, nigga.
I want to do more.
What's a Monique?
You don't know Monique?
Monique, the comedian?
Actor, actor.
Wait, can we finish the question that you had?
Yeah, we're going to finish here with these few.
Oh my God, there's so many.
How much it costs?
I thought we already did mine.
Yeah, she started.
She ain't giving no price.
She was $100,000.
You're right, you're right.
She was $100,000.
If you're $100,000, we're going to need a coupon.
I'm just kidding, my ass.
90% off.
Honestly, I don't need the nails.
I don't need the hair.
I got the face part.
I got the body.
What do you need?
Stand up!
Come to my side.
Take the headphones off.
Come to the main camera.
Come to me.
You got to meet?
Sarah Safari, ladies and gentlemen.
Come here and humble.
Do a squat for us.
On natural.
On natural.
And this is hot.
Rush, we're gonna squeeze her, see if her ass is Move in here.
Nigga, you do it, bro.
No, we ain't do it, I'll touch it.
Okay, no, you're fit.
I won't tell you.
Zerka, be serious now.
Give it a real rating, Zerka.
9 out of 10, but how much do you cost?
Yo, stand right there behind Zerka.
Come behind him.
Because they can't really see.
Yeah, they got to see.
Right there.
There you go.
2K a month!
2K!
2K!
Listen, for Miami, that's good.
Yeah, dibs, dibs, dibs.
You got that one?
I need 2K.
For context, Zirka's amazing, so he'll help you out for sure.
Oh, you're going to make that right back.
Yeah, for sure.
Facts.
All right, what about you?
nice um um and then the hair.
I sometimes wear my real hair, Why don't you beat the shit out of me?
I'm serious.
No, we're not.
Why don't you beat the shit out of me?
I'm horny.
We're comedians.
Oh, my God.
Are we?
Yes, we are.
Is that including my rant?
What the fuck?
Never!
Never!
We never talk about rent!
They said that they wanted a roommate to fuck.
You can obviously...
Oh, okay.
You guys go to SLS Tower and pay my rent.
Like, fuck off.
No pussy, get enough for SLS fucking rent.
Are you retarded?
All right.
No, for all together, probably like $3,500 to be honest.
$3,500 to $5,000, yeah.
And then we get bust a load on your face?
We?
*laughs*
Wait, hold on.
So you cost more than her?
And her?
I mean, like, honestly, like, I go get my nails and I get waxed, like, nails waxed.
Hold on.
We're getting two for the price of one.
Right.
Well, that's two for the price of one.
That's holding them together.
But you're more than they cost together.
That's okay.
You know, different stroke, different?
No, it's 25. I'm just saying, best bag for the book and get two for the price of one.
That's true.
Okay.
You gotta lower your prices, nigga.
No, I'm not.
Like I said, it's for who can do it.
It's not for everybody.
I'm waiting for Black Friday.
Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Why y 'all mad at my business?
First question was basically, your ideal man, how would you settle down with him?
What does he need to have for you to settle down with him?
Emotionally intelligent.
What does that mean?
Someone who can keep a conversation.
Not ignorant.
Respectful.
Like a podcaster, right?
Circle.
I don't know about all that.
She's broken.
This is the perfect time to strike.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Being broke is a state of mind.
No, you're broke in.
No, you're broke in.
Oh, okay.
We know you're broke, too, but that's okay.
We can fix that.
It is.
It is.
Emotional.
How much money for you?
Huh?
How much money do you cost?
I can't be bought.
You can't be bought?
But, like, don't guys pay for your dates?
So technically, that's easily $3,000 a month already.
That's just putting effort in.
Did you pay on dates or does the guy?
I mean, I was in a long-ass relationship.
Did he pay?
50-50.
Get the fuck out of here.
It was 50-50.
That's why I ended it.
That's why I ended it, bro.
No, no, no.
Like, listen.
Wow.
There was a point.
The reason why I was 50-50 is because there was a point.
Stupid.
I know.
There was a time where he didn't want me to work.
So he told me, just stay home.
Take care of stuff, and I'll pay for your stuff.
Damn.
Yeah.
I was like that for like six months, and then I, I could not be at home.
You should listen to Xi Jinping.
You shouldn't be wasting your time.
You wouldn't be a housewife?
Y 'all could have been together, but y 'all dated for too long.
Like, six years is who long?
That don't make no sense.
Six years.
They did it for six years.
Six years.
Yeah.
You were in the house already bored, right?
Yeah, I was six months.
He was paying for my bills for six months.
But they dated for six years.
I'm saying, if you guys would have dated for maybe three years, four years, and get married, that would have been better.
But six years, after six years, there's no more.
Why would I get married with him three years in if six years later we broke up?
That doesn't make sense.
I wouldn't marry a man.
I'm going to start with that.
I wouldn't marry a man.
Because I believe my potential.
I know where I'm going to be at in life.
But you stayed, though.
Huh?
I did say.
You wouldn't marry, but you say it now, but eventually down the line, as women, we do want to raise a family.
No, I'm not saying.
I'm saying by papers, I wouldn't marry a man.
Yeah, we ain't doing that.
Yeah, okay.
Because I believe in my potential, right?
And just like men don't want to share 50-50, I don't want to give my 50-50.
But I got to marry your roommate so she can become...
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
She's more legal than me.
Oh, really?
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
Ice.
Ice.
So you wouldn't marry on paper?
Why?
Ice.
It's too much.
Too much arrest.
FBI, open up!
What happens if it's real good pussy?
Do you fight ice when they come to take her?
Yeah, you gotta go crazy.
No, it's just with the laws, you know what?
70% of divorces are initiated by women.
Almost 60% of marriage is going to a divorce.
So, once again, I'm a millionaire.
I got too much to lose.
And she got everything to gain.
So, like, what be the blessings of me?
The pre-nup?
I ain't even going through all that.
For what?
Like, if I'm going to think of a pre-nup, I'm not even going to do the paperwork.
We could go to the goddamn woods.
We get an Indian motherfucker to burn some damn woods to fucking put some blood together.
And we married.
I tell any girl I have, you my girlfriend, we already married.
What's the fucking difference?
I don't need no paperwork and fucking up my whole life over a disagreement.
Alright, what about, like, longevity?
Children, like, you know, what are you going to tell your kids?
Yeah, I'm not having kids.
I had a vasectomy.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, really?
How long ago?
Make it no way!
I knew that before you!
Wow!
You don't have anything?
I don't have no kids.
Bro, he cheated!
He cheated!
Does that mean you can't come?
No, I shoot loads now.
Big motherfucking goddamn.
Yeah, I shoot them now.
Sperm with babies.
Sperm with babies.
I'm organic, nigga.
I'm a cheat code of life.
That's some shit I would fucking do.
Why did you do that?
Because I'm a mastermind.
You ever want to have kids?
Everything I do, I've never drunk alcohol in my life.
I've never smoked weed, never did no drugs.
I do everything at the high level.
You're 6 '6".
We've never heard this from someone like that.
And I'm black.
That means you're fucking a lot that you did the surgery.
Hey, I was a superhero at an early age, brother.
7th grade, I've been that guy.
I've always been that guy my whole life.
I'm not these guys who got money now and got cool.
No, I was the coolest guy since 3rd grade.
Wait, but do you have sperm somewhere?
Yes.
Do you have frozen sperm?
I used to.
I stopped.
I calmed down a while ago.
I'm not going to host you, bro.
That ain't the cheat code, bro.
Everything's a cheat code with me.
Don't say that on a podcast.
Is your sperm, like, is your not clear?
Yo, is your not clear?
No, it got a little bit.
They want six kids.
Oh, they want my kids, huh?
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're not shooting in their mouth.
You're not shooting in their mouth.
If I get married, like, you know, my ritual thing, I would.
I'm not doing it.
Hold on.
Is there a girl who won't know?
He got one, though.
Yeah, everybody.
I mean, I say it on here, but.
But they won't know.
So they think, oh, he busted inside of me.
This is great.
But that's all that he got you, bitch.
Have you ever had a moment like that?
It happened twice.
Or like a girl be like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
If you're tall, they try and get pregnant.
For sure.
Every fucking time.
Yeah, when they see everything, they try to do it.
But what happened was I was with a girl that was on birth.
What scared me, I was with a girl and she was on birth control.
And this is when I first was about to get into YouTube.
I was about to, you know, go up and I felt it.
And she was on birth control.
That's what she told me.
Then she ended up getting pregnant anyway.
So I had to get an abortion with her.
So that scared the fuck out of me.
Because this girl told me she was on birth control.
Stupid!
I'm paying it, you know what I'm saying?
I'm doing the right thing, I thought.
But birth control isn't 100% effective.
And she still, you know what I mean?
You gotta shoot her on her face.
Yeah, so I did that too.
Always shoot her on the face.
Yeah, I did that too, but after that, I'm like, nah, it's never happened again.
'Cause it's not like I don't wanna fuck every bitch raw and go crazy.
No, it was like, I was with a girl, and she said it was on birth control.
She still almost got me.
I had to really convince her, sit down with her, you know, go to the pasture, oh, that's good, we should do this right now.
You gotta ask the business, ah, I'm out.
But, you know what I mean?
After that, never did.
Did she say I love you?
Of course.
That's why you bust a load Yeah, she got me or you were bust either way.
I will do it anyway Like Once again, after a couple of years, I became super successful.
So my path was, you know, it was it was a it was a cheat code, right?
For sure.
You don't want to have like, uh, you know, like do you want babies?
Like I really want to have your kid.
Yeah, I know.
I can't do it.
You're like, we ain't talking about the game.
We're talking about practice.
It's all practice.
It's no game anymore.
I think about it, but it's too fancy.
Wait, you can reverse that shit.
You can, but I also got six weeks saved of semen at the place, too.
When does it run out?
Like, does it expire?
Nah, it doesn't expire.
It doesn't expire?
No, shit.
It's in a cryo.
Are you going to sell it eventually?
It's the same thing.
Women can still orgasm.
Let's go tomorrow, bro.
It's a process, though.
It hurts a little.
True.
Don't get excited.
Stop looking at it.
Okay, you got to stop looking at it.
I don't know like cuz only Even on that note like even going a hundred percent with a woman That's why I never been married done like that too cuz like giving your all to one woman that control was like I'll be control of everything You know I know you are not married ever.
You're a fucking millionaire, right?
And that's where, if you've seen Myron's studies, he said that everyone fucks that up.
That a lot of people are destined to be millionaires, but they have a kid with some chick.
That's what I'm saying.
And I got late too.
I didn't get my money until like 37. So it took me a long time.
Yeah, but it was cool money, but not no real.
Hold on.
I'm going to ask you a really serious question.
Let's go to Rumble, if you don't mind, Kristen.
Oh, damn.
It's getting brutal.
Can we go?
I didn't know you had to first ask me.
We knew before you.
Yeah, I told them about you.
I told them before me, nigga!
I thought I told you.
She's asking what time is it.
She got homework.
I want to see you all go to my bed.
Another point I was getting real quick before we go there.
Really nothing in life, you know?
But when it comes to giving your all to one woman, they got that control.
I've always been in control of everything.
Or a kid.
Like a kid come out, be D-Wade, son of some shit.
I can't control this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like a woman got your heart, all your shit, and you give it to her, you relent that.
And they got control over you.
There's two things I've just been afraid of, and those are the two things.
Are you on Rumble yet or no?
Not yet.
I'll give confirmation.
When we switch to Rumble, we can physically grab you women.
No, we won't.
He's the white dick.
Have you ever been in love?
The comedians come.
Okay, so you know like being in love is just like Yeah, for me, I always, I'd be like, I love this girl and all that, but there's so many doors still closed even when I do that.
Like, I'm so over-cautious with myself, it's like crazy.
Because, once again, I pay attention to statistics and, like, celebrities and people that's in my same life.
Like, look at them when they give it all to a woman.
It fucks up.
How long have you been in love?
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, pfft.
Probably like a year or two.
Organic.
Real talk.
Man to man here.
Pause.
So, legacy, right?
Right.
That's the thing people talk about all the time.
For sure.
You don't want that.
I know, yeah.
But, keeping it real, can you name one happy millionaire that's married with kids that isn't stressed out, isn't worried about fucking shit up, and saying, better to keep her than, you know, get rid of her.
Yeah, it's easier to keep her.
I don't really know anyone that's happy with the picket fence.
Kids and a wife right now.
Well, I feel like those people exist.
But if you're a primal and you want to grab her by her fucking throat, there's no way you can have a normal life being that guy.
And that's 1% of the population of men, right?
So I'm not going to prescribe 1%.
Because we're not billionaires that have wives, but they're miserable.
They can't do anything crazy.
They get caught.
They're fucked up.
Lose half their money.
Sure.
They're miserable, bro.
They're not at all.
It's good look for business and things like that, You got more to lose, so it's more trustworthy.
But in the day, they still fucking other bitches.
If you got a lot of money, and then you feel a cool motherfucker, see, that's the difference.
If you're just a nerd motherfucker, never had bitches in your life, you got a little money, you got a better chance, right?
Even though you probably paid for some pussy on the side.
But if you've been a nigga like me my whole life, got women my whole life, and I got money now and shit, you think I'm gonna give up this avatar of greatness for one woman?
Like, I get it, I understand it, but it's like, what am I gaining?
Nothing.
Loneliness.
I'm not lonely.
I'm not lonely.
What you mean?
And I got plenty of women that love me and we have a great time.
That's not real.
Hold on.
Some men are legit lying.
Can I say something?
You're not ever going to tell a lion to go Home Depot with his wife.
Right.
He wants to fuck bitches.
That's lion shit.
And it's not like I want to fuck a thousand bitches.
You guys are attracted to these types of guys.
A new one every two months or something.
I should be able to do that.
He's not normal.
The average man, I get what you're saying, but he's not normal.
No, I met a millionaire.
He said that the only thing he's missing is sometimes he's lonely.
Can I please say something?
How often do you sleep in bed alone?
Oh, I love being by myself.
Wait, can I say something?
That's my comfort zone.
I don't go to clubs or nothing.
No, look into the studies.
Look into the studies.
Yo, check this out.
Look at the studies of actual alpha men.
They sleep perfectly alone.
Right.
They sleep perfectly.
That's the key.
They wake up, they fuck everyone's bitch.
So everyone's jealous of these guys.
Yes.
I wanted to say that like, I feel like half of you haven't fucked with actual real fucking men because the way you talk about it is like, it's unrealistic.
If you fuck with an ambitious guy that's like a fucking billionaire, he's gonna beat your ass.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
These guys are fucked up.
They're so miserable because of how much stress they're going on.
This is the U.S. This is the U.S. and they're rich and they get lawyers and they fucking fuck you up.
Jeffrey Epstein, right?
Fuck me up how?
In which way?
Yeah, in which way?
She might like the other way.
In the bed or like fuck me?
Always.
So I have a question about that actually.
If a man hits you, are you hitting him back?
Yes!
I just got beat up by some guy.
She ain't playing.
I'm gonna kill him.
That's crazy.
It's so sad.
If a woman ever hit me, I'd be like, damn.
Now we're even...
It's so sad that it's normalized for a guy that's like 100...
You know what I mean?
Are you okay?
She's so sorry.
She probably really gone through that shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Give her a hug.
What are you doing?
I don't have no kids, man.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I don't want that right now.
She's never been through a hug.
Wait, wait, wait.
She graduated high school today.
She's getting ass beat and all that shit.
What the fuck is the music?
How you crying?
I'm at the same time.
Put your number.
Put your number on the phone.
No, I don't know.
I do like when you're loving my name.
The tears are a turn on.
The tears are a turn on.
Keep that going.
How do you cry?
And laugh right after, nigga.
Listen to the fucking music.
It's like, I'm over it, but it's like, you guys, like, it's like sad that, like, no, shut the fuck up.
Only one person is in my fucking pussy right now, and it's not gonna be you.
Okay.
Oh, my God, whoever.
I like the Cuban better anyway.
Good for you.
Like, great.
Like, I think you're cheaper, but I grew up rich.
I'm high standards.
Yeah.
Like, it's like, you guys, like, Let her go.
My mom literally stole money from me!
Let it out.
What else?
We need it all.
My mom stole my car, and I put fucking thousands of dollars in something.
What else happened?
We need it all.
You were the fire.
This is crazy.
What else?
What else happened?
Come on, let's go.
I promised you to I have to mature so young as an age that I feel like I'm healed now, so that's why I fucking act like a child and I'm so fucking happy.
It's so fucking sad.
Like, I literally see fucking three therapists right now.
Oh, shit.
And it's like, I see fucking tell, none of you guys fucking know me.
And like when I was on the podcast, Like, I don't have fucking 17 bodies.
Like, I literally have feet.
Like, it's literally like...
Your trauma is definitely a real thing.
Oh my God, don't make me cry, girl.
What did you say?
That's not even near all of it.
That's not even near all of it.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
At 13, what happened?
I had an abusive boyfriend, and I think that was like my last straw because he used the shit out.
And he raped you?
What?
Yeah.
What the fuck, Fresh?
How old was he?
We were the same age, and he was Venezuelan.
Who's this fucking Jason Gordes?
Michael Myers?
What the fuck?
No, he's fucking crazy.
He's fucking crazy.
He still hits me up to this day, and I have to like, literally like, on fucking random ass numbers, he sees I'm doing good, and I'm like, with the, like, literally like, with the love of my fucking life, and he gets, So fucking, like, mad.
Like, literally, like, mad.
Why do you see him again?
Huh?
Why do you see him again?
I don't see him.
He calls her.
He calls me.
How did he hit you again?
What do you mean?
You said he hit you after that.
He hit me.
He punched me.
He gave me a black eye because I didn't suck his dick.
That's crazy.
And then he just...
I gotta ask.
Why didn't you suck it?
Because he had literally the end of the night And he's a fucking bum, too.
So why the fuck are you cheating on me when I make more money than you?
At 13, I was making thousands of dollars a month.
Like, I raised my fucking self.
I used to be a shoe reseller at 13. I used to, like, trap.
And then I was a DJ in eighth grade.
I used to be in, like, the fucking clubs.
It was like, my life is not fucking real.
And I was, like, so fucking young that, like, I'm not high maintenance either.
I do my own hair.
I do my own nails.
I do my own shit.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, relax, bro.
Literally, like...
Like okay, so what's the point here of telling this?
I don't know but it's like you guys Let her vent!
I'm, like, hearing, like, from other women, like, I feel like you get it because you've dealed with pieces of shit.
Like, I know you get it because you deal with pieces of shit and I'm your fucking friend.
But, like, I don't know the rest of you.
You know what I mean?
But also, at the same time, like...
You want to treat these men like objects?
They're going to treat you the same way.
We're all human beings at the end of the day.
If you want to settle down with someone, you want to make them feel good as a person.
Not materialistic shit.
Not this.
Again, like 50-50, but like, no, like, emotionally and financially, 50-50.
Yeah, 100-100.
Well, I would say this, though, bro.
A lot of guys with money are kind of weird, and they will do shit to you.
Exactly.
But that's why you don't fuck with, you sense the weirdness.
If you choose to be that guy, though, that's on you.
Yeah, your choice.
Exactly.
There's niggas on the street right now that are not successful.
Good guys.
Hold on, let's be real.
I've been on and off.
Let's be real fresh.
Let's be real.
It's not gonna suck itself.
No, but I'm saying I've been on and off with my guy since 14, so, like, I want to know a person before I can even, like, We mentioned the guy that you want to settle down with, right?
Yeah.
He does not involve hitting you, abusing you, and they're out there.
But the problem is you don't want those guys.
That's the issue.
But I'm saying I don't deal with other guys.
Have you tried not dating rapists?
That was just one guy.
Oh, just one guy.
It was one guy for maybe two years.
Why isn't he locked up with her ex?
Because, honestly, that's a great question.
You should report him.
But it was over four years ago.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, that was...
Okay, whatever.
I'm in a situation right now because a guy literally put me in...
I have icy hot on my back right now because literally a week or two ago, some guy...
And not, like, this little tiny boyfriend I had.
Me and my ex, like, we're off, right?
And literally...
The boyfriend in between the boyfriend.
And she kicked your ass.
No, no, no, no.
I kicked your ass.
So she pulled out a knife and she was going to say she was going to stab me.
And then they switched the whole story.
Can we please have one situation at a time, please?
It's one o 'clock.
I'm trying to end the show.
It's way too much.
One is fine.
Come on, Chris.
No, no, no.
I'm doing my job.
Everybody going through a lot of shit.
I'm saying the same situation.
You know what I mean?
She's being strong.
She fucked that girl.
No, I'm super strong.
Like, they're going to be in jail in a couple months.
They're trying to bring me the icebreaker.
Okay, so, okay.
Is that a minute?
Is that a minute?
No.
Okay.
I'm going to end it here.
At the end of the day, if they hit you and then we said that they did to you, they should be in jail.
You should have called the police right away.
I did.
I did.
Honestly, the police doesn't Because they're trying to frame me right now and they have money too.
Honestly, when it comes to situations like that with domestic violence, calling the authorities, it's really, really hard for them to pin something on them unless the person Hold on.
If you have proof and pictures and text and video, you're good.
No, but listen, but if the man vacant...
Go ahead.
They're, like, trying to, like, I guess make up, like, fake shit.
Fake shit right now, right?
And, like, it's just funny because it's like you have no evidence of this.
No proof you're trying to save me.
And I have everything against you.
They could do a test.
They could do a test.
Test of you.
The sperm inside of you.
You could be a super good liar.
You have to have solid evidence.
Listen, I don't believe you until they're in jail.
All right, let's move forward.
Okay.
We got any more tests?
There will be.
Do we believe you then?
We have a party.
Can we throw a celebration party when they're going to jail guys?
We don't condone none of that shit at all.
And you look good right now.
You don't look like you're good.
I have a scar right here from when she beat my face and my lips are busted on the inside.
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Alright.
And then chat's bills or no?
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Yuri Pace says, Organic Fresh and Zerka are the new three wise men.
Love you, panel.
Question.
Which race of woman got the worst box?
Oh, shit.
And don't say Haitian.
Definitely not Asian.
What does worst box mean?
Definitely not Asian.
Definitely not Asian.
They're Asian number one, for sure.
Number one, the best.
Who got the worst?
God damn it, let me think.
Worst box.
The worst.
I'm going to go with that Caucasian.
Yeah, that white shit.
Okay.
Yeah, it be bland sometimes.
You got to get the right combination.
You know what I mean?
If it's just regular American white.
Come on now, but you're going to Sweden, Denmark, some shit like that, Switzerland, you got a different type of, you know what I'm saying, European, you know what I'm saying, tasting that thing.
But just regular goddamn Montana white, the worst.
Okay.
Dumped down.
Zerka, what about the worst?
Yeah, I'm looking at preference.
I mean, like, shout out white power, but, like, let's be real, Latina's the best kitty, right?
I say Asian, but, you know.
I think Latina, every guy is cozy in there.
Yeah.
You tried?
That's all I tried.
Wow.
Wait, what?
What's the worst?
The worst has to be...
Hmm...
As great as white women are...
It can be missed sometimes.
They ain't got no seasoning on that thing, man.
I'm thinking of like a Cindy from fucking Tremont Park.
That's what I'm saying.
You got to really get the right ones that's got a lot of combination.
People are like, did you like Rodeo, Calabasas?
No, I like Miami women way better.
We talked about it with Mo and everyone.
I'm like, bro, LA women are not attractive.
They get a lot of work done.
They're still unattractive.
It's kind of weird.
So their DNA components are still off.
They're trying too hard.
The white women in Miami look way better than the white women in L.A. Am I crazy?
It's a different type of white.
Yeah, it's spicy white.
I would say the best is new pussy and then the worst is Indian I just want for it Indian I'm just saying The worst pussy is trailer trash pussy Oh yeah Alright Dangerous Last one here Before we wrap this up Most Latinas are white.
That is not true.
Yeah, they do.
You have black Latinas, you have white Latinas.
Latinas try to die out their race.
Yes, that's how I feel like.
They go and go find a white man, and then they just have white cages.
I feel like the hottest women on earth will be like Colombian and...
Colombians are not the hottest women.
It's either Venezuelans or Brazilians.
Isn't that the same shit?
I am Venezuelan, Brazilian, and I got a Wednesday.
Okay, that's the same shit.
Brazil?
Shit, I got crazy.
But we'll start here for that.
That was Dakota Tyler.
That's Brazilian.
I know who it is.
But we'll start with thoughts on the show.
Hate it, love it, hose it for you.
Last thoughts?
It was really nice.
It was so nice meeting you all.
With my smoker voice.
Yeah, that voice is crazy.
Yeah, I smoke too much weed, I'm sorry.
You should do, like, phone sex.
I should, right?
I'd probably make a lot of good money.
Yeah, better than a server.
You what?
Yeah, I'm dead.
Yeah.
Wait, would you guys fuck her?
Are you the Discord kitten?
Fresh, would you fuck this show?
I should be, right?
You should start streaming.
We're trying to make a good show.
Would you fuck Harry Potter?
I plead the fifth.
Alright, okay.
Would you fuck her?
I gotta see.
I gotta see 19. Nah, I'm not doing that.
Yeah.
I can't do it, bro.
I can't do it, bro.
I can't do it.
What about you?
I love the show always.
It's a pleasure to always be here.
Yeah, you guys are always good.
It's always good vibes.
The production crew, yo, you guys are always the best.
Yes, sir!
Yes, everyone's always just Definitely did.
I'm proud of you You gave up your Bad pass with your Guy in prison And you guys were on the hardest show of the year.
Like, this is the hardest cast you could have.
Thanks, bro.
Perfecta.
Yeah, yeah, real mercenaries.
Shout out No Miami.
What about you?
Thank you for having me.
I'm so happy to be here.
And shout out to Chris.
He's the one that tell me to come.
Let's go party tonight.
Did you watch the show before?
I've been watching the show for three years.
Three years.
Yeah, I love like you.
You're very down to earth.
Myron, he's very like quick, fast, sharp.
You know, I just love, I see him as well.
You've seen me before?
Yeah.
Oh, you guys are great.
He's very, you know, articulate, points, very good.
Yeah, I appreciate that, appreciate that.
Good stuff.
He's rude.
That guy.
He's rude, but I know deep down he's nice.
There you go.
How deep?
What about you?
The show was good like last time.
I didn't get to ask my question that I needed to ask.
Or the question have asked.
What's the question?
I mean, it's neither here or there.
No, ask it now.
We're here.
Go ahead.
Well, the question was really for Chris.
You know how he write the questions on the little cards.
Oh, the paper.
Yeah, yeah.
Where is that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Over there.
Thank you.
What was the question?
Um, I mean, it's neither here or there.
Nigga, what the fuck?
brought it up, man.
What's wrong with that?
I just wanted to know, like, It's like anonymous.
trying to get his number.
I just wanted to know, No.
Oh, okay.
I just wanted to know, like, what kind of position would a guy have to, like, be in to not be considered emasculated?
like when he's getting his ass ate.
What?
Oh, I can answer that.
I like my ass.
I'll do that.
The best way to do it, don't be a masculine.
I call it the king throne.
You stand straight up over the woman and she eats you from the ground up.
That's why you look, you're still looking down.
Yeah, you look at that, like that, she just eating everything.
So, like, if she's giving you head and, like, she's...
You're looking down, get everything, don't miss nothing.
Eat everything on the plate.
Don't swallow?
Nah, I don't.
I like it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, she can do whatever.
I ain't tripping on that.
You know what I mean?
But that's not how you do it.
The king throne.
Stand up.
You know what I mean?
Is that okay?
That's the best way to do it, guys.
I think I'm like throwing type of shit.
Punishment.
Okay.
Hey, Chris, what you gonna do about it?
Oh, okay, sorry.
Did I answer the question?
Oh my god, guys, can we stop talking about butt, please?
Yeah, please, yeah.
And don't play that song, bro!
Oh my god, stop, please stop.
She's gonna cry again, guys.
I'm gonna start crying again.
You're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar.
Please don't take over the throne right now.
I don't even remember the original questions.
Thoughts on the show.
Oh, it was good.
I had fun.
What'd you learn?
Um, nothing.
I was just in the conversation.
I wasn't here to learn anything.
This is crazy.
Oh.
Oh.
Fiery, I like it.
She went.
Alright, what about you?
I felt good.
It was nice.
Thank you guys for having me, you know.
And, yeah, I had a lot of fun.
Have you seen the show before or no?
I've never seen it before.
Who brought you?
Fabio?
Am I tripping or is that the plate in the cart?
Kenna Clark?
Fresh, does that look like the most familiar face on the podcast?
Sarah Safari, bro.
She sounds like Adriana.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
She sounds like Adriana.
She's natural, bro.
You've never seen her before?
Never.
Okay.
You gotta help her, though.
You see that head to the side?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's crazy.
What about you?
Oh, I like the show.
It was dope.
I like the conversation.
I like how I was able to input some things.
That's hilarious.
What?
You want to fuck so bad, Ruki?
You want to be a first black girl, right?
Yeah.
I've had a lot of black chicks.
What the fuck?
He fuck black pussy.
He's black.
He's Albanian.
I'm Albanian.
What the hell?
You're what?
Albanian.
Have you seen the movie Thank You?
We kidnap the bitch!
We kidnap the bitch and take it!
You Albanian men are crazy.
You Albanian men need to be put in jail.
I bet he ain't no joke.
They get the N-word pass.
They definitely do.
Y 'all let him say nigga?
Huh?
Go ahead.
Listen, check this out.
I could never say that on a podcast.
This nigga wilding.
No, but seriously though.
We want to fuck, but let's be real, the boys aren't going to admit it.
No.
The tears took the lead.
Oh, no.
The tears are hot.
Admit it, Frank.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
The tears were fucking turning you off.
She's crying.
You want to save her?
This is scary to me, bro.
Like, she's making some shit on you.
Like, you raped her dick or something.
That's the excitement.
What about you?
Well, thank you guys for having me.
It was nice.
Okay, bro.
One thing I did learn is that I'm never going to agree with a man's point of view.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're going to have a long, miserable life, but it's okay.
No, no, no.
I can comprehend your point of view.
I'm just not going to agree with you.
Yeah, that's why it's called red pill.
It's the reality pill.
And most people live in delusion and you just, you know, answer that equation for us.
Y 'all live in delusion.
No, we don't.
If this was caveman times, The value of a person is what type of person that you are.
Combine with those things too.
Combine with those things also.
I'm going to give you an example.
Would you rather...
I'm gonna give you two examples, okay?
If he adopted an orphan and changed their life, he's a better person than you.
You can't even afford to do that.
Clearly, he has more value than you.
He can change lives.
You can't change shit.
You can't do anything.
You're useless.
But hold on.
Can I say something?
Money makes a difference.
Can I say something?
Money is energy, ladies.
Can I say something?
Whoever said that money couldn't buy happiness lives.
And we club you over the head.
You know what I mean?
But what if she's not so-called broke or have her own fulfillment?
She's broke.
You're broke.
You're crying broke.
You're going to take it.
What's your two scenarios?
You girls are talking to Spider-Man.
We can change your life.
I promise you won't change my life that much.
Yeah, we don't want to.
Go ahead.
Okay, two scenarios.
Would you rather have all the money in the world but have nobody to share it with?
Because, I mean, realistically, I don't know where you guys live, but I know for a fact that you are constantly thinking about who's approaching you.
They're approaching you because they want to be with you.
For sure.
Or because of what you have.
And you're never going to know when you have money, correct?
Okay, so would you rather have all the money in the world and have nobody by your side?
Or have family, love?
People that actually care about you.
That, to me, is being rich.
Yeah, that's more valuable.
100%.
Listen, let me tell you something.
You've asked me the question, so I'm saying, like, you have all the money in the world, and I just don't know if somebody loves me or I got my money.
He's saying that you're more valuable if you're a balance of both.
No, no, that's true, but we ain't gonna do that.
That's cheating.
That's cheating, so it's gotta be one or the other.
You gotta be one or the other, right?
That's what you're saying.
But I'm saying, like, if I got all the money in the world, but I gotta walk around with the misery of knowing that I don't know if someone likes me for me and all this stuff, Which I had to deal with anyway.
So I already have that, basically.
Not all the money in the world, but I got enough.
that I got to judge everybody off how they really treat me, which is very difficult, especially for women.
But I would never want to be...
So, like, I would take the sacrifice of not knowing somebody loves me.
My mom don't have to work and worry about shit and take trips and eat whatever she wants.
I take that.
But I'm not denying that money doesn't have value.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that you having money doesn't give you money.
Let's be honest.
It's the type of person that you are.
Let's be honest.
Let's be real.
You being broke don't give you value either.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's be real, the difference from you, woman, woman, the difference from you and organic is he actually Like, you never did that.
Right, but you don't know me.
But you don't know me.
In the future...
Come on, come on.
She might.
There's different ways to have.
She might.
You know, you should go live in Europe or Africa.
It's better.
Not in the U.S. I don't know.
I don't know.
Like your mentality, you have to go to Europe or Africa.
Europe.
I want to go there too.
What is that?
I'm gonna have like five, six, six.
It's not fun.
But Organic, isn't that an evil world where you take care of your mom?
She never did that, but she still virtue signals and talks like she's Jesus.
Yeah,'cause I get it.
You never done Jesus shit?
Never done any Jesus shit?
I ain't always have money in my own life, so I get that part.
But like when it comes to that stuff, You do Jesus shit, and you want to talk like, oh, we're on the same level.
What the problem?
The problem is, we're not equal as men and women.
We're not.
So your description of how men should be is irrelevant.
Yeah, because a man gonna live like that anyway.
We sign up for that.
Men are better than women?
What?
What?
That literally is nothing that he was saying at all.
Based on what.
But we are.
Everything.
Logically, spiritually, logically.
Financially, psychologically.
I have never met an actual intellectual men.
Oh.
Then you're hanging around the wrong men.
You're hanging around the wrong men.
You gotta go and go.
You're from Toronto.
That's right.
That's right.
I'll just say this, there's never in thousands of years been a female genius.
I'm dead-ass!
Name one!
Name two!
Name one female female!
And fucking Jackie Kennedy.
Didn't she do that?
She just left him.
She just ran and left his whole brain on the damn ground and left him.
Family!
Family.
Don't forget that.
Marie.
I know.
God damn.
Last thing I'm going to say.
Everybody has a different perspective.
And then the way that I see life, you have to be a certain type of way.
For me.
For me.
I'm 21. But see, what you're saying is, let me help you though, because what you're saying is that's being a good human regardless.
Like, a broke person still could be evil and not give a fuck about nobody and have bad intentions also.
Right.
So just having money don't make you, you know what I'm saying, better or worse.
That's what I'm saying.
But being broke, you worse than me regardless.
What I'm trying to explain is that It doesn't matter what you have in your bank account.
If you're a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit.
You want to hear something funny?
99% of all charity work is done by men.
99% of all charity work is done by men.
If these girls dated us and started streaming, 99.9% of their donations would be from men.
Just like us, we get it from men.
The only charity on earth ever done is by men.
So when you talk about good human people, statistically- Those are pervers.
I'm sorry.
Those are pervers.
That's okay, true.
Statistically, you guys are not even on the fucking table.
No, because he's saying about women.
Statistically, 99.9% of all charity work is done by men, meaning men give to the poor.
You guys have never- Have you given money to the poor?
Never.
No one has.
My dad literally runs a food bank.
Like, a church fucking food bank.
Your dad, not your mom.
I don't talk to my mom.
You guys always roast the girls that care about money, but actually, she doesn't care.
She cares about family, but y 'all want to talk shit about her.
Who's talking shit about her?
No, it's because she was saying that wrong She actually just wants a family.
Check this out.
Everyone at this table, deep down in their heart.
So you guys want the girls to want child money?
Yeah.
No, not me.
They want a high-value woman.
Just a high-value woman.
She could be a high value woman.
She could be, but Fuck is a high value.
I'm not saying you're not a high value woman.
That's not a thing.
But you need to mature yourself right now.
But check this out.
Deep founding.
You say mature.
I don't think so.
She said you're immature.
You need to mature more.
Oh, shit.
In every way.
Like, there's ways that you can better yourself.
You can better yourself.
You can better yourself.
We can all better yourself.
Like, you just need to better yourself, and obviously...
I didn't say you were immature.
You said I needed to mature.
I said you need to mature.
That doesn't mean you're immature.
You're just wasting the words.
You're just wasting the words.
I'm 18 and I'm telling you to mature.
Whoa.
You're in the place to tell me to mature.
I think I've been through very much more experiences than you probably.
And I know the shit I've gone through is way more than the average person.
So no, I'm probably more mature than you.
Okay, and I'm not saying that I know you.
So how are you going to say that you've been through worse shit?
Because you sound immature.
You can sound when a person's immature.
I'm asking you a question.
How do I sound immature?
Because you're saying that money doesn't matter.
I'm not saying that money doesn't matter.
Y 'all are not understanding what I'm trying to say.
Because money obviously aren't mature enough to communicate in a calm manner.
Listen, all I'm saying is is that Your perspective of the world, you're 21. You don't understand how the world works.
But, to your credit, it's better than most people.
Yes.
So I'll give you that.
What about you?
You've got good integrity.
So that weighs a lot.
You're pretty much saying you've been through harder shit because you got raped, right?
No.
Especially, how would you teach her?
You can't judge someone's life.
How would you educate her?
No.
Okay.
Okay, thoughts on the show.
Last thoughts.
I always love coming to the show.
I fuck with you guys.
You guys are real, like, real people.
We fuck with you, too!
Legally!
Mellow my dog!
No, but women are retarded, yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, Melo's a little bit retarded, too, but I love her.
I don't know how you can cry and laugh at the same time.
Yeah, that's different.
And it's got to be real.
That's crazy to me.
I'm more like Harley Quinn.
Yeah.
The last few here, it's your boyfriend.
Welcome back to the show.
They did this to me last time.
I see you got a new photo from Please Don't Photography.
I do.
How do you say it in your language?
Ooh, ah, ah.
You guys want me to say it?
What is it?
Yo, boy, Lem.
What do you guys want me to say?
Not even high school was this immature.
That's crazy.
You want to respond?
Yeah, I just did.
You guys want me to say it?
Come on, let me do it for you.
Yo, boy, Lem.
She's a good sport.
Okay, she's a good sport.
Katshe Matugi says, that one is feeling is a lying-ass whore.
Which one is that?
You're a lying whore?
No, I just have ops, but it's okay.
I don't really care what they think, because I know.
Venezuela Libre.
I mean, I don't believe you either.
That's fine.
What's the next one?
Guy from Canada says, go next to Zerka, went on a whole rant just to get all the attention.
I don't care whether I'm lying or not.
No, we know.
Alright, good to go?
Wait, hold on.
Last thing for the chat, though.
Oh, we gotta kiss all the girls.
No, no, no, no.
Three countries.
For the chat.
Oh, hell yeah.
So, we'll start here.
What the fuck?
The rules are basically...
You can't...
Sorry, USA?
Canada or Mexico?
You can't repeat whatever the girls said before you.
And where you're from.
Yeah.
Or where you're from.
So, we'll start here.
And no helping.
The countries?
Let's go.
Three countries!
Just wrong, Liz.
No, you can't skip.
Go!
I plead the fifth.
No, go to Europe.
Big Sucker.
Big Sucker.
Zergo, no help in Zergo.
Wait, three countries?
Yeah, Africa.
Easy, easy.
Go to Africa.
I graduated with the 1.9.
Oh, shit, dude.
Stupid.
I'm still going.
I'm going to make my way.
Just wait.
I'm going to make my way.
Good pussy sound like 1.9.
Oh, my God.
Try it.
You got us.
I believe in you.
Just random countries.
Think about Wakanda.
Wakanda is not it.
No helping.
To the mic.
I know Hogwarts.
Wait, Orlando.
Orlando's a country.
No helping, ladies.
Hogwarts.
Super Mario World and then...
It's like up in the planets.
I don't really know the name, but they got a lot of aliens and shit really cool.
Yo, Mars?
Are you talking about Mars, right?
That one, yeah.
Yo!
You been there?
Yes!
I knew.
In spaces.
I swear to God.
All right.
Build the wall!
That's a new one.
That's a new one.
What about you?
Please don't fail North Miami.
Japan.
Yes!
Senegal.
Okay.
Oh my god, don't say everything bad, I gotta say.
Germany.
Okay.
And who was Germany's leader in 1933?
Someone's German.
Give me a high five.
No, no, one more.
China.
We're not Chinese, right?
Why are you going to say that?
Why are you going to say that?
I was going to say Chinese.
Goddamn.
Trust me, there's many more.
There's a whole lot more.
Please don't fail North Miami.
You got this.
You did so good today.
Brazil.
No, you're freaking Brazil.
I've said I'm Brazilian, Nicaragua, and say Venezuela.
That's good.
I mean, we can give it that one.
You're good.
What about you?
Y 'all know I'm smart.
Y 'all know I'm smart.
Italy.
I'm sorry for my accent.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Italy.
You said Senegal, right?
I said Senegal, yeah.
Guinea.
Okay.
Ghana.
Okay, cool.
That's good.
There you go.
What about you?
El Salvador, Haiti, and Jamaica.
You can't use Jamaica or Haiti.
I can't use Jamaica.
Alright, so El Salvador, Thailand, and um...
Motherfucker.
Columbia.
We'll give it to you.
Yeah, we'll give it to her.
Let's go.
Uruguay, Paraguay, Morocco.
How you doing?
How you doing?
100,000.
Shut up.
Cover the dome.
Okay.
What about you?
Canada.
Sarah, bro.
Que bola?
I can't use that one either.
I like your tranny neck.
What?
Damn.
Puerto Rico.
I'll get two more.
Okay.
Two more.
Okay.
I'm cheating.
Okay.
And um...
Yeah, three.
Yeah.
Did we say Mexico?
No.
Can't name the neck.
Take Mexico.
Shout out to our Mexican brothers.
Puerto Rico's not country.
puerto rico is not country Oh my god, everybody took everything easy, man.
There's many more, trust me.
There's a lot.
Poland.
Nice.
Two more?
Eradicated.
Tanzania.
Warsaw.
Russia.
Alright.
Good stuff.
Here we go.
Miss 21. You're so wise.
Oh, so intellectual.
Yeah.
No, I wasn't good in school.
Okay, hold on.
Aruba?
Okay.
Fuck.
I said I was Nicaragua.
We already said Salvador, right?
Honduras.
Guatemala.
Now she can't say it.
Dominican Republic.
Has anyone said Bolivia?
No.
Okay, Bolivia.
Cambodia.
Does anyone say Cambodia?
No.
And Finland.
Okay, good job!
Alright!
That was hard to do, but took some time.
Alright, Chris, any last thoughts before we head out?
Nah, we good.
We got a show on Friday, Street Debates with Myron.
I'll be in LA for a convention.
And Zerka, where can I find you guys?
Mr. Organic on all platforms.
Yeah, make sure you put that Organic with a K. Stream my podcast Organically Speaking on all platforms.
When is Zerka and Organic Club happening?
Oh, we got to do that.
This week.
This week for sure.
You're going to come on the podcast and get some good understanding.
Let's go!
And I need that Lamborghini back.
Oh, damn it.
It's been a week.
I got you, brother.
OrganicLifestyle.com.
Get the clothing.
You know what I mean?
Just do the new drop for that.
So go ahead and pick that up.
Men's and women's clothing.
OrganicLifestyle.com.
The God.
Let's go.
And I am on TheZircleOfficial.com.
I'm also on Twitter.
Zeke out my funeral!
We're comedians.
And we're going to do a podcast on Thursday.
3 or 5 podcast.
See you guys there.
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