We got Chris in the house and the cocaine crusader himself, John Zerka.
Let's get into it!
Let's go!
*music* *music*
Put your shoes on outside.
Don't got to put them on in here.
I know that I did not know what seemed.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a love.
I will never tell a sign.
If you get me, I will never tell a sign.
What is in the...
Alright, and we are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Meat Podcast, man.
We're here with Chris and Zerka, man.
It's been a minute, bro.
It's been a while.
We got Zerk out of hiding, bro.
Like, he's here.
I don't know how the hell we pulled it off, but, like, he just showed up in Miami.
He's alive, man.
I thought he was being in a gun or someplace.
And we were like, yo, do you know what I need to tell?
I was like, wait, what?
Like, what are you talking about?
He's in town.
He's like, yeah, bro, he's in Miami with some girl in a hotel.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then that was when I was on stream with you and Aiden and Sneeko and shit.
So, yeah, man.
Quick announcement again to the show, guys.
As you guys know, we are running a promo for you guys with Castle Club.
CC17 to get half off, or we also got a new annual code for you guys.
It's CC304, which I think Mo is testing it right now.
Oh, really?
But I think the annual is CC304, and then the monthly rate to get half off is CC17.
We'll run this promo for a little bit, and if you guys want to join the OSS, it is only for members that are already in Castle Club, so make sure that you guys are in Castle Club.
And then, Chris, what about you?
What announcements you got?
LA's on fire.
We might have a war with Iran.
Yeah, probably.
Shit, man.
Yeah, fuck LA, man.
LA is a mess, man.
They just got their curfew now, too.
They should.
8 p.m. is the curfew.
Damn.
Well, fuck'em.
Anyways, you know I'm not in LA.
Why would I care?
Damn!
Move to Miami if there's an issue over there.
They're freedom fighters.
Kinda.
Not fuck them, though.
Shout out to the, you know, firefighters and shit like that.
Shout out to Zergo.
Shout out to Myron.
Last night was pretty lit on K.I.K., our first three together.
Yes, yes, yes.
Marvel Bibles.
I started playing Marvel Bibles.
I might do some.
We'll see tonight, but tomorrow for sure we'll play.
I mean, fuck sharks, right?
Fuck sharks.
Oh, yeah.
Shit pissed me off, man.
Yo, Jeff fucked you off.
But anyways, that's everything.
Yeah, so other than that, the girls are here.
I mean, we can do intros.
Bill, do we have chats?
And guys, follow me on kick.com slash Aaron Poxen and on same socials on, you know, on Twitch.
And then, yeah, let's get lit on tonight.
He's the only one that's not banned from Twitch.
Are you banned from Twitch?
Not yet.
Twitch, kick, everything.
I'm good on YouTube.
Okay.
What's the reason they gave you?
I don't remember.
Oh, I remember.
Guys, please support me on Twitch while I have it, okay?
I may not have it for longer, right?
Follow me on kick too, guys.
Wait, why'd they ban you on Twitch?
I made a girl cry.
Bullying and harassment, probably?
Yeah!
I got banned for extreme hate.
All platform, bro!
I didn't even do it on the platform.
No, you got a fake reason.
That was bullshit.
Me, I deserved it.
To this day, I feel bad about it.
I mean, though, not before, you had a level 18 hype train.
Yeah, bro.
You can just ban me, man.
Fuck Twitch, bro.
Never mind, guys.
So, well, you know, okay, we'll have the girls introduce themselves, then we'll have Zerk up.
Introduce himself and what he's been up to and stuff like that.
It kind of let some people fall into the show.
And I think we have chats, too.
Okay.
I think of a lot, right?
You want to do chats first?
Yeah, we do chats first.
Okay, let's do chats first.
All right, Myra, last night when he was playing Marvel Rivals with Chris, W. Chris Shea, Jesse, and China Man, Rob Myra with the setup.
Yes, I appreciate that.
I'll be playing some more, you know, I'll be streaming on Kit, guys, when I game, so that'll be a good time.
Shabba Jungle, too.
Rave Poppy says, everyone L. Chris in the chat because why the hell did you get a CHOP panel for an honorary guest like Zarka?
Come on, man.
Because it's funny.
And shout out to DPG with the 50 gift of subs, bro.
Appreciate you greatly, my friend.
Let's give him a Don DeMarco for that one, bro.
Shout out to you.
Don DeMarco.
Okay, what else do we got here?
Eminem305 says, sup, Fresh and Myron.
Well, I guess in this case, Chris and Myron.
Debbie Zirka, finally show up to the panel.
Give hell.
This is a general question for the men.
What is the difference of men spending money on dates versus women spending on box?
Me, personally, I'm starting to lean.
Is the same thing, or is it?
What do you guys think?
because when you're into five dates, you get nothing.
One more thing, you'll...
Entitled whores, you women are.
Damn.
I mean, bro, if you're five dates in and you haven't smashed yet, man, it's time to just call it quits at that point, bro.
What else do we got?
That's it.
That's it for now?
One more, one more.
All right, cool.
And then we'll have the girls introduce themselves.
Okay, men and women may be friends.
And if yes, and you have a guy, friend, you know what to do.
And Zerka, I met you last year in Las Olas.
That's in Fort Lauderdale.
There's a screenshot from the video you told me to take.
You said some wild shit.
You got a screenshot of it?
Maybe we shouldn't open.
Oh, okay.
We're on YouTube right now, right?
Zarka, I got you.
Yeah, we're on YouTube, Rumble.
I don't remember meeting you, bro.
Cast Club.
So, alright, cool.
Let's go ahead and have the girls introduce themselves.
Also, guys, do me a favor.
As you guys come into the show, smash the like button on YouTube.
And open a tab, watch it on Rumble as well.
And yeah, let's get into it, man.
So, go ahead, Chris.
Alright, ladies.
Here's the intros.
Give me your name, age, where you're from.
your high level of education.
He's already fried, man!
I got him through.
Okay, uh, what's your name?
Oh, um, Alice.
Okay, how old are you, Alice?
28. Where are you from?
Uh, San Francisco.
Okay.
Um, what do you do for work?
Uh, I stream at Collectors Club Pokemon Cards.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Wait, who invited you?
I see?
Okay, I figured.
What platform do you predominantly stream on Twitch?
Whatnot right now.
Whatnot?
It's like an auction site.
Oh, okay.
So it's like a streaming platform exclusively for auctioning off stuff.
How much made on that before?
Actually, my first day is this Friday.
Okay.
Shout out to you.
Go look.
Highest education level completed?
I didn't complete any college.
I went for literature and linguistics.
So yeah, high school.
Are you got your associates or no?
No.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm dating someone.
Okay.
How long have I been together?
About nine months.
Okay.
What size are your tits?
I mean, pretty big.
You have to think about that.
I think like an A. Well, it's been a minute.
I don't measure.
I know you did not just say A. A. H. Oh, A. Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Like a hydrogen bomb.
All right.
Hydrogen bombs.
In this case, are your parents together?
Uh, no.
No divorce?
Dead.
What the fuck?
Just play the music, bro.
Okay.
You might as well, man.
What the?
What the?
Okay.
What's wrong for you?
Wait, how'd they die?
Damn!
It's unfortunate.
Why are you laughing?
That's not my parents.
That's crazy.
At the same damn time?
No, my mom passed when I was 13 and my dad when I was like 20. This is brutal.
That's a tender age.
It was rough.
Are you on birth control or no?
Yeah, actually.
Alright, and then what's your ethnic background?
White?
Yeah.
Hispanic?
Okay.
Are you German?
So, like, a good amount.
Irish, Portuguese.
Okay.
That's why I got all the freckles.
Do you live in San Francisco or do you live here in Miami?
I live here in Miami.
Okay, how long have you been here?
About a month.
Oh, shit, you just moved.
Okay, what do you think about the riots?
They're going crazy in San Fran.
She came here on time.
I'm not super connected with the city anymore.
I haven't been watching the news as much as I should.
It's been a month.
Is it as bad as they show?
Is there a serious homeless problem there?
San Francisco is rough.
It's an absolutely lovely place to visit, but I wouldn't live there again.
They shit on the streets, though.
There's an app that you can download to avoid, like, human poop.
It is kind of that bad.
What?
Yeah.
So it's like, it's areas, it's like brown, Opacity circle.
What?
Hooked.
Okay, alright.
Alright, uh, your body count.
You what?
Body count.
Yeah, how much scotch you fucked?
Oh my gosh.
Overall in your life.
That's a lot?
No, no, like 13?
That's a lot.
Your rings, you have a bath mat ring on your hand.
What?
How many guys you sacrificed?
Sacrificed?
Sacrificed?
I should pick the 13 for a reason.
I don't want to incriminate myself here.
What?
Who said it here?
Oh, I did.
Could be worse.
What could be worse?
She could be a small hat.
We're comedians, by the way.
Speaking of small hats, it's a comedy skit.
How are you doing?
I'm Shandell.
How old are you?
24. New York.
The city, right?
Yeah.
What do you do for work?
Media.
I do media.
Digital marketing, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
College.
Okay.
What did you major in?
Economics.
Where did you go to school?
NYU.
Alright.
Relationship status?
I'm in a relationship.
How long have I been together?
Too long.
Wait, isn't it like your guy had an issue?
He was like nasty or some shit?
Yes.
So it's been gradually getting better.
I think like at least there's self-awareness.
Oh, so he cleans now?
No.
But he just will be like, yeah, it's dirty.
He'll be aware.
He'll acknowledge it.
How long have y 'all been together?
I know too long.
Like six years.
I mean, okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Divorced?
Yeah.
They're happily remarried.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
Yeah.
All right, and ethnic background is...
Yep.
All right.
It's great.
Yeah.
One of them boys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
What about you?
What's your name?
Jada.
Hey y 'all!
Where are you from?
Hey y 'all!
I'm from Chicago.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Did you guys, uh, Yeah.
Did you stretch her on the way in?
Stop.
The smoke a lot went off, man.
This the hood, ain't it?
Okay, what do you do for work?
I work for a non-profit.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
My master's.
Master's?
Yep.
Stay proud, man!
Why are you mumbling?
My mouth is okay.
Oh, cuz.
What'd you get your master's in?
Political science.
Okay, where'd you get it from?
Do I have to say?
I mean, sure.
From Chirac.
School of Hard Knocks.
I stole it!
Old Block.
Where'd you get your undergrad done?
The University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign.
Okay, University of Illinois.
Okay, and then I'm a master's, same thing, or no?
No.
Somewhere else?
Yeah.
That's fine.
What'd you get your master's in?
Political science.
Oh, political science.
And then your bachelor's was also in political science?
Yeah.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Parents together?
Nope.
Pretty control for you?
No.
Ethnic background black?
Yep.
Body count?
Just like regular American black, by the way?
Huh?
Regular American black?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And have Jamaica, too.
Okay.
Boom, Baka!
All right.
And body count?
Low.
I believe you.
All right, next.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hello, my name is Tatiana.
Tatiana?
I'm from Ukraine.
Before I live in New York.
How old are you, Tatiana?
How what?
My English is not perfect.
I won't tell this.
Okay, I'll talk slow.
How old are you?
38. 38?
Okay.
What part of Ukraine are you from?
I live from Kharkov.
About seven years I live in Kyiv.
And I start work in Ukraine.
I move in France.
I live one year in France.
And after that, I move in Louisiana, Lafayette.
After Lafayette, I move in New York.
And now I five days live in Miami.
Hello.
Okay.
So since 2022, you've been in the U.S.?
No. 2023.
Okay.
What are you doing in Lafayette, Louisiana?
You know, they have a password for Ukrainian people, for you, for you, and need just find any, looks like, name, sponsor, but it's not sponsor for fuck.
It's sponsor for help, because sometimes I have sponsors, it's not Sugar Daddy.
This sponsor for help people for document, you know, and for example, sponsor anybody, any who have a green card or have a passport, you say, help Ukraine people make this password.
And for example, I find any people for you saying this guy live in Louisiana, Lafayette, and you started not have money, for example, not have nothing, you not probably live with this sponsor.
But next time you have a job or something document and you not problem for move for any country, any city, any state.
Do men get that?
No, man.
They gotta stay, bro.
They gotta stay and fight.
They gotta stay and fight, man.
Just pointing something out.
Yeah.
Yo, there ain't nothing in Lafayette, though.
I've been there before.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing.
Is that a clip you...
Was she demonic or was I tripping?
She was demonic.
No, no.
She was right.
She left her husband in the war zone.
Oh, yeah.
I was on the right, right?
But you know Lafayette the same looks like Miami but not have palm trees and...
No, Lafayette, Lafayette.
I don't understand.
Louisiana?
Louisiana, yes.
But have the same building, the same everything.
Really, not have party, of course.
But this looks like area.
Looks like the same.
And climate the same.
You got to be...
But you know, I'm just coming to Miami for the first day.
I think, oh, it looks like Lafayette.
Because similar markets.
So today's your first day in Miami?
Huh?
Today's your first day in Miami?
No.
Today's my 5th day in Miami.
Okay, that's why.
The reason why, they have a big immigration facility there.
When I was on a job.
There was like a Colombian drug trafficker that was there.
And we went to go interview him.
And that's why I remember Lafayette.
Fucking sucks, man.
How long were you there?
I was there for a couple days, bro.
Damn.
Yeah, you had information on this organization we're looking at.
This was years ago though, but yeah, there's a big There's a big ice detention facility there.
Goddamn.
In Lafayette, yeah.
Alright, cool.
What do you do for work?
I'm coach.
Gym, fitness.
I worked 15 years for my professional.
I have a lot of clients in Ukraine and now...
Okay.
Highest education level completed.
I have two diplomas.
This is first diploma, choreograph and dancer.
And two diplomas, this sport, Olympic sport and this physical education.
Is that like a college or is that like a trade?
No, this institute.
Okay.
All right.
Master degrees.
Okay.
Two diplomas.
All right.
relationship status?
I'm not have relationship status.
Three.
It's probably dead.
Divorce.
Are your parents together?
My parents live in Kharkov.
Yes, my parents are nice.
I love my parents.
No.
And you said you're from Kharkov, right?
Yes.
You speak Russian too?
Russian and Ukraine.
Are you ethnic Russian?
You know, in Ukraine, people speak two languages, both.
Of course, yeah.
Russian and Ukraine.
But part where my parents live is Kharkov city.
And most close to Russian.
And of course, all people speak Russian.
Who's winning the war?
Who's winning right now?
This is business.
All people want this war started and not finish it.
Because I don't tell about politics.
Who's winning right now?
Who's winning right now?
I haven't been following the program.
I'm a refugee, so I want to know who's winning.
Why would you say Russia's winning?
Like the part she's talking about, Kharkov, that might be under Russian rule right now, if I'm not mistaken.
It's Eastern Ukraine, isn't it?
Russian?
America's still Ukraine.
What do you want?
Can we pull it up on a map for me real quick?
Kharkov, don't they have a lot of Russians there?
Ethnic Russians?
Speak Russians, but Ukrainian people live in Kharkov, and Kharkov still Ukraine.
I'm thinking of another town then.
Okay.
Do you like Zelensky?
Listen, this is too much questions about politics.
No, I like him.
He does coke.
I meet with Zelensky.
I work with him.
You worked with Zelensky.
I don't believe him.
I don't speak about him nice or bad.
You've worked with Zelensky.
Yes.
You trained him?
We have one show, this show in Ukraine, and he's not before president, just comic, and I work with him.
Convict, you say?
He's a convict?
Comic, comic.
Comic?
The same you, you know?
Comedian.
Yes, very funny guy.
You're funny, you're funny.
You worked with him, he paid you money.
Maybe you started to be president, you know, because he joke too much, and now people love him.
But he paid you money.
No, he not pay me money.
This is show.
This is the same.
I don't know.
You'd pay me money now.
Okay.
Okay.
So they're saying Russia currently occupies a small portion of Kharkiv Oblast.
Kharkiv Oblast.
This is not Kharkiv.
Kharkiv is a city.
Oblast, yes.
Too much Oblast have occupation.
Not just Oblast.
A lot of cities are the same.
That thing where they grab men and force them, is that legal?
to go to war?
You know how they capture, the Ukrainians capture...
But they capture the men and they force them in the car to go to war?
Is that legal?
Or is it unconstitutional?
Now, happiness is shit in the world.
This is not legal, not legal, normal or not normal.
This is nothing normal.
Gray area.
It's gray, right?
Now people just try to live a new life every time.
Because we don't have choice.
So, your body count?
I just double checked.
No, it's still under Ukrainian rule.
Alright, your body count?
Monika?
Your body count.
How many men you fucked?
Yeah, sex with intercourse.
You know English, you know what I'm talking about.
Your body count.
Come on, you're 38, you're a fitness trainer.
Yeah, guys want to see you in the gym, they see your body.
How many guys you fucked over your years on this planet Earth?
You know, a lot of guys want...
Yes, this is true.
A lot of writers in my ass.
You know, I have choice the same.
Oh, many people want to fuck me.
Let's go, guys.
I'm ready.
I'm open.
My door open.
My neighbor's is.
I live here.
Of course not.
I don't care about who won't.
Want me or not?
This is my choice first time.
Not like guys, I tell sorry guys by finish.
But I don't know.
I don't have now a relationship.
I'm free, but I not jump for bad for any guy because he's wonderful, beautiful, amazing.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's at 30, 50 guys.
You crazy.
Okay, I have 1,025 guys.
Holy fuck!
I have a calendar and every day I write this.
This is really not true.
I believe you're joking.
I believe you understand this.
I don't have anybody.
In Ukraine?
You don't have a joke.
She told me she doesn't have any guys.
I'm first, but I don't understand why she has surgery for so much.
She has DSLs, though.
Yeah, yeah, you do have DSLs.
But in Ukraine, they don't have the same hookup culture as America.
Yes, of course not.
They're not like American MTV girls.
Oh, really?
They're not like Jewish women out here.
You know what I mean?
I work with Jewish people.
We're the best!
In New York, I work with Jewish Orthodox Orthodox.
My Finnish client, she's pregnant, and she has seven children.
Seven!
Seven!
They're not allowed to stop until the rabbi's, like, you can stop.
Oh, right, it's a rabbi's call.
Because it's not birth control, and girls don't care about one children, two children, 25 children.
I like the Orthodox community.
First time, I think the same scared about that.
You were scared?
Really?
I come to this neighbor, I see these guys with this hat, and think, uh-oh, where I am.
Are we on YouTube?
Tori, Tori.
She's based.
I like that.
That's cool.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Lily.
Lily?
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 30. Where are you from?
Originally from Tatarstan.
Tatarstan is located in Russia.
Tatarstan?
Tatarstan, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's a Muslim Republic.
Like Khabib.
You're like Khabib, right?
You know Khabib?
Khabib.
Hurrah!
Khabib, yeah.
But he is not from Tatarstan.
But he is Muslim, yeah.
Where in Russia?
Because Russia is huge.
It's 11 different time zones.
Where in Russia is it, Tatarstan?
Tatarstan is like 12 hours from Moscow.
Okay.
Is it near Chechnya or no?
Is it near Chechnya or no?
No, it's not Chechnya.
Okay.
The other side, maybe?
Because I didn't know that there was another Muslim area like that.
Okay, Teterstan.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm hairstylist.
Oh, hairstylist?
Okay.
How long have you been here?
Do you live here in Miami now, I'm guessing?
Yeah.
I'm actually brand new here.
I moved like three days ago from New York.
Oh, yeah.
I lived there three years.
What's better?
New York?
Miami, for sure.
Yeah.
Why?
Kind people, good vibes, yeah.
You feel happy here, much better living, like buildings.
Yeah, like no rights or fathers.
Do you speak tatter?
Tatter, yeah.
It's called tatter?
Tatter, yeah.
Can you give us a sentence in tatter?
That's like Russian.
It's tatter.
It sounds like Russian, right?
Tatter is a language!
Yeah, so you speak Tatar and I'm assuming you speak Russian as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my native language is Russian because it's located in Russia, right?
Of course.
You carry a Russian passport, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
And then, okay, so you speak Tatar and you speak Russian.
Do you speak anything else or no?
Dirty.
Nothing.
You speak Arabic?
What's your haplogroups?
What's your DNA?
Are you white?
Are you a white person?
White, yeah.
You're white.
I look like a little bit Asian and Arabic because, like, Tatar people, they are kind of from Mongolian base.
Would you say you're the master race?
Would you say you're the master race?
Master race?
What do you mean?
The top race?
The white race?
I wouldn't say race.
You're like, are you in the KKK?
No, I'm just curious.
Because in Russia, that's how they see it, right?
Really?
I think so.
Yeah, no, I'm looking it up like where...
Okay, no, I learn something new every day.
It's like right almost in a harder, Okay.
So your hairstylist, highest education level completed?
Say again?
Highest education, you went to high school?
High school and college.
Professional college.
Okay, trade school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
I have stepfather, yeah.
They're married, like, 10 years, 11. A stepdad?
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No?
No.
Okay.
Do you have any kids or no?
No kids.
Does anyone here have kids?
You?
Okay.
How many you got?
No.
This is summer my kids have 18 years.
Oh, you have an 18-year-old kid?
Oh, shit, she got like a adult.
No, he kids because he's 17 and for maybe months one plus and he has 18. Well, that actually makes sense.
She had him around 20. She's 38 now, so that makes sense.
He not live with me.
He live in New York.
I live in Miami.
We not live together, but we have a good relationship.
Wait, so he stays with his father, or?
No, I divorced his father.
Why?
Listen to me.
You want to talk with me about why?
Because he drink too much.
He's alcoholic.
I'm a poor girl, you know.
Not much.
More vodka now.
Yes, vodka.
Drink beer and buy.
Was he Russian or Ukrainian?
Please, stop.
Was he Russian or Ukrainian?
Who?
Your ex-husband.
You know, he's from Kiev, Ukraine, but he's from Tatarstan.
His father, Tatarstan.
It's understandable, you know Aloha Did you do that on purpose To the Ukrainian next to a Russian?
Did you do this on purpose?
Well I mean, they're friends Oh, they're friends?
Yeah, so she was like Oh, I can't speak English correctly But she talks a lot though She speaks great English Thank you so much Because I asked him I know you probably want to ask, what are your thoughts on the conflict?
She don't want to talk about it, but what about you?
I'd like to hear that, yeah.
He wants to know what you think about the conflict.
I actually don't want to...
Bro, they're always so terrified, man.
You catch that, bro?
That they're always, like, so scared to talk about it?
Well, they've got to return home, right?
Well, the Ukrainians say, I don't know.
And then the Russians always say, I can't talk about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you guys want to return to your home ever?
I don't want back in Ukraine.
Ever.
Even if the war ended right now.
I won't pick up my parents.
It's Miami, man.
This is fucking lit city.
All right.
Like, who wants to leave then go back to the cold and shit?
I tell you.
For example, in Ukraine, very good country have a lot But now we need a recovery country because it's bomb a lot.
And I don't have too much time for my life back in Ukraine and spending my life for recovery Ukraine.
I don't want this.
Let me ask.
Do you like Putin, Ms. Tatarstan, or no?
Yeah, I do.
I love Tatarstan.
Oh, shit.
Okay, there you go.
You worked for Zelensky and you like Putin?
I didn't tell you.
Women are fucking retarded.
I didn't tell you anything about this.
Alright, so I like Putin, too.
Pooh's a real nigga, man.
So, I know the truth.
Don't lie.
Don't cap to me.
What's your body count?
Oh, shit.
Say again?
What's your body count?
Body count?
How many guys you fucked in your lifetime?
American question.
Don't lie to me, bro.
It's a personal.
So, it's a lot?
No.
It's like life.
Like, personal life, it's lip person.
You're single, you're 30. I'm single, yeah.
You have two tattoos, sleeves.
Yeah.
You got your lip Botox.
You live in New York.
Come on!
Like, tell the truth!
Like, you know?
Tattoos means time.
You already know the answer.
What is it, bro?
Tattoos is a...
I think it's just to that type, you know?
120?
Like, 120.
Bro.
She didn't flinch at all.
She, like, she was stone-faced.
She saw me.
She's like, damn, that's low as fuck.
120 men?
In New York?
How many dicks you suck before?
Nigga!
It's not your business.
I suppose it's fair with dick.
Bro, see?
These two girls, they're in trouble, man.
If they plop at you into a bar, you're fucked.
I like them.
I know you do.
And you're fucked.
We like you too.
I like the tatter energy.
There you go.
That's crazy though.
She likes Putin, she likes Zelensky, but they're friends.
That's crazy.
But that's real too.
They can have a disagreement.
They don't talk politics.
I guarantee they don't.
I actually think they're spies.
What are they doing here?
Probably.
Especially since Russia winning.
Russia's winning?
Yeah, bro.
Like how much?
80%?
90%?
Ukraine got over a million casualties.
Russia's got somewhere between 100,000 and 500,000 casualties.
But they have some videos of the drones going into the Russian boom.
Yeah, that was the first successful operation they've done in a while.
Took them a year and a half to do it, though.
You're saying the Azov.
You should be with that.
They brought 40,000 planes.
I thought you'd be with the Azov if you know what I mean.
You know the Azov Battalion?
But then there's also Wagner, which both of them are with Germans.
Yeah, I mean...
The Ukrainians hit back pretty hard.
Are we on YouTube?
I can't say this.
Don't bait me.
We'll go on to the next person.
My bad.
I just can't decide from Azov and Wagner because they both run the flag.
What's your name?
My name is Melody.
That's a fake name, bro.
No, that's my real name.
How old are you?
I'm 24. Where are you from?
I'm from Philly.
What do you do for work?
I work as a marketer, and I also work in sales.
I kind of do, like, flip-flop between the two when I have time.
Is that from home?
You're working from home?
I have the option to work from home, but I don't like working from home.
Type shit?
Yeah, I like to be in, like, a work environment.
I get distracted.
And you're here for work, right?
Yeah, I'm here on a work trip.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I have two bachelors.
I'm in grad school right now.
Holy shit.
These girls are educated, but we can't even...
Mm-hmm.
Like, you're by yourself on a work trip.
You know you're fucking here in Miami, man.
I'm not.
I'm here with my coworkers.
Alright, so, like, the first show on Monday, right?
What'd you say?
The first show on Monday, right?
Yeah.
What did he say after the show to you?
Did he call you afterwards?
He said he was watching it, and then he stopped halfway through to play 2K.
So, that's about it.
Wait, is he black?
Yeah.
Yeah, he fucking love the girls, bro.
Alright.
How long have you been in a relationship with him?
A year and a half.
Okay.
And then, windows, right?
Yeah, and doors.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
No.
And then, are your parents together?
No.
But they did both remarry, though.
They're good now.
Okay.
And then, ethnic background, Filipino and something else?
And white.
Okay.
Poverty Asia, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Hey!
Bro, it's the truth, man.
They're my people, though.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, it's Japanese and South Koreans are the S tier.
Body count?
My body count?
Yeah, come on.
Five.
In Miami?
No, five, period.
I have a man I can't...
That means you're lying.
I'm looking at myself.
No, no, no.
That's cap, bro.
Ain't nothing up there.
It was me up there.
What are you talking about?
She capping, bro.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Vanessa Francesca Ortega, full government name.
Goddamn, you want to give your social toy?
You're not supposed to do that.
Alright, how old are you?
I'm 27. Where are you from?
Miami.
She's a doctor, actually.
Oh, really?
Well, I'm getting my PhD, so I'm going to be Dr. Ortega.
No, unmasking patients.
I'm a PhD.
Yeah, I'm a PhD.
Okay, so you're from Miami or you just live here?
Born and raised.
I went to school in Syracuse.
Okay.
The orange?
Yeah.
You got your undergrad and your master's there?
Yeah, TV, radio, film for undergrad, mass communications for master's, and I'm doing my PhD at UM.
Okay, for what?
Mass communications, AI, VR.
Okay, so UM and Syracuse are your schools?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
And then what do you do for work?
Marketing.
No, I start in the fall and for...
Where?
Casa Crudos.
They just opened up.
Where?
Casa Crudos.
It's in Wynwood.
Can we come?
Yeah, yeah.
You're invited.
Free?
We'll talk.
That ain't the best, man.
We want free.
Okay, relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Wait, wait.
She's a hoe, dude?
27. Sorry, I'm trying to phone late.
No, if they're doing school, a lot of them are single.
Like, you can't do both of them.
Yeah, but they fucking around.
Are you fucking around?
Yes.
She's a medical.
No, not medical.
She's getting her PhD.
It's the same shit.
Not Dr. Madison.
I'm doing it to be, like, a teacher, like, a professor.
Have you had a PhD?
It's a pretty huge dick.
Divorce.
Divorce?
Where did they fail?
He was a drinker.
Is that a good excuse for a divorce?
That's not a good excuse.
It's the mom's fault.
Men drink alcohol.
That's normal.
There's four billion men almost that drink alcohol.
No, listen.
To drink alcohol a little bit, it's okay.
Who drink alcohol and fighting, for example.
It's not a fault.
Why would you drink that much unless you're unhappy, right?
Don't be around.
And you're talking, it's like, bitch, leave me alone.
The trauma when they divorced, don't you kind of resent them for that?
That's normal.
Psychologically, that's normal.
Maybe it's better.
Sometimes they're not a good fit.
Was it better for you?
Or if they stayed together?
I was young.
It doesn't matter?
No, no, I think together, but we're getting deep.
Did you guys divorce in the US?
No, I divorced in Ukraine.
Okay.
Your parents are pieces of shit for that.
You should have that conversation too.
You should legit have that conversation.
Say, I forgive you, but mom and dad, you're a piece of shit.
You should have that conversation before you die.
Okay, are you on birth control or no?
No.
Okay.
What is your ethnic background?
My family's from Nicaragua.
Okay.
Aren't they black over there?
Yeah, like the blackest island.
She doesn't look like that.
I mean, they're very high-toned skin.
And they speak Spanish.
Yes.
Dependable.
No, all Spanish.
There's Americans there.
Do you say I'm from Nika?
Yeah, I'm from Nika.
Do you say that or is it politically incorrect?
I think politically incorrect.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, she talks proper, so it's definitely not.
You can't shorten that one, right?
No, you can't really.
They shortened that one.
I feel like I can say the Cuban version of that, which is Tira Flecha.
I've been called that.
Oh, that doesn't have Nika in it?
No, no.
What's up, my Nika?
I got in that, yeah.
Yeah, see?
Play on words.
Alright.
Alright, so body count.
Uh, I don't know.
Holy shit!
I told you I can't say that!
That's the worst answer!
I don't know either!
What the fuck?
I like honesty, okay?
If you're honest, I'm down with that, all right?
If you're lying to shit.
Party school.
Yeah, orange.
I wanted to be a nun when I was younger.
A nun?
Yeah.
Why?
Well, not for the celibacy.
for the volunteering.
Volunteering of...
The ones that finish a lot of school, they're not like the other girls.
You think they have the exact same body count?
They got a big basketball program.
Syracuse, that's what they're known for.
They have a D1 rowing team, too.
They suck, though.
You would bet money that she has a higher body count than we think, yeah?
I feel like when they say PhD, I know those types of people.
Syracuse is a private school, right, if I'm not mistaken?
Yeah.
Private Catholic school, this is bad news.
No, no, no.
Public school.
I consider Syracuse like...
So like in the Northeast, there's this like, uh, you know, but compared to Miami, I came, I grew up in Miami, like going to school in Syracuse was like nothing.
All the schools in Florida are stupid.
No, no, I'm not talking about partying at a school.
I'm talking about like here, the nightlife is like not comparable.
Like, everything closes at 2 a.m.
at Syracuse.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But, like...
Compare a frat party to...
Yeah, you're going to frat parties and shit like...
Yeah.
Like a lot of them?
Yeah.
Isn't that a bad sign?
And they have a big basketball team, too.
Bro, look, I'm telling you, in the private school community in the Northeast, right, because that's where all the best schools are concentrated, Syracuse is like the party private school.
I didn't know.
That's where you go to fuck off.
I went to Northeastern, so that's why.
You went to a party school?
No, mine wasn't.
Okay.
Mine wasn't.
But, like, we had kids transfer from Syracuse, or I would meet a lot of kids from Syracuse.
And they have a reputation for getting around?
Like, one guy that transferred to Northeastern from Syracuse, he literally left because all he did was party.
He would have got flunked out.
So he came to Northeastern to straighten himself up.
So even the ones getting PhDs have the energy and time to still get around?
Yeah, it's a party private school.
I feel like that's the 1% where we give them a bit of leeway, you know?
It's the party private school.
Because there's nothing to do up there.
Also, Syracuse, there's nothing up there.
There's nothing.
So if you bet money, would you bet big bucks that her body counts a lot higher?
Yeah, this is...
You don't know what I'm saying.
This is what I estimate.
I know!
I'll estimate this.
She probably went crazy her freshman year, then tapered off as she continued to go up.
Did you drink alcohol in your freshman year?
I grew up in Miami.
She's grabbing a mic like a black penis right now.
This is a doctor.
She's going to become a doctor.
My students are going to watch this.
Her students are going to watch this one day.
I taught kids.
My students all the time watch my podcast.
Really?
I had one student that came on the podcast about two years ago.
Were you in a sorority or no?
No.
What group were you in at school?
I did a lot of organizations.
Oh, you were social.
Yeah, I was there on scholarship.
Okay, that's the worst answer.
When they're super social.
I had to keep up extracurriculars and stuff like that.
What kind of scholarship did you get?
Did you get an inner city one?
Full tuition, leadership.
No, but I'm saying for what did you get it?
Leadership and academics.
Okay.
Shout out DJ Ak.
Fair enough.
Okay, who's up next?
No, you didn't ask me where I work.
Sorry.
Okay.
Oh, you did.
No, I did.
You said you do associate and you do marketing.
Yeah, I'm not going to do anything.
That's it.
I'm ready.
Oh, he got you there.
He has notes.
Where do you film your podcast?
My house.
Are you living paycheck to paycheck?
Well, PHC, that's my big fish.
I'm just waiting for August.
So yeah, right?
Because I feel like every girl I talk to in Miami, no matter her follower count, every time I figure them out, I'm like, oh, she's living paycheck to paycheck, whether she has a million followers or zero.
No, I'm wondering how a lot of these chicks make it to Miami if they're living paycheck to paycheck.
They suck dick.
What do you expect?
For money?
Come on, man.
Hey, baby!
I need rent money.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Here's 6K.
I have yet to do that.
I mean, you should do it.
You're doing it for free?
Okay, so where do you do this podcast on...
I meant as in, like, is it on YouTube?
Where is it on?
Everywhere.
No.
YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, Amazon.
This one's terrified.
And what are you talking about?
Miami, gentrification, and AI.
What's gentrification?
Is that trans?
No.
We're not supposed to talk about that.
Oh, we're on YouTube.
No, no, no.
Gentrification is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but that's a very unique is shot over town topic I feel like if the neighborhood is getting dark because Miami has changed so much so it's like it No, like, transplants from New York and L.A. Transplants?
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
They moved from Miami and New York to Miami.
Oh, we're not talking about BBL?
No.
Okay, so you talk about gentrification in Miami specifically?
Yeah, but it goes off topic.
Hold on, are you going to make a lot of money when you finish that degree?
Yeah, like I could work for...
What are you starting?
I don't know.
I'm doing it because marketing can be automated by AI already, so go back to school, learn something.
Do women, when they get PhDs, I don't know a lot of women who have PhDs and masters, do they make money or are they just kind of fishing?
It's a hard market.
Like, being a professor is very, there's select spots in universities.
I know when men have a masters, they always get paid.
Have you noticed that?
True.
But when women have a master's, they have like this...
Why?
Doesn't that kind of like lower...
Yeah, yeah, I'm going back.
How much are you in debt?
Oh, well, I got a dollar sense.
So not that bad, but.
$40.
$40 would be great!
It's from housing, housing expenses.
Scholarships, yeah, so that's like $40.
Also keep in mind, Syracuse is a private school.
So when I was in college, show my age right now, Syracuse is $40,000 a year.
What is it now?
Probably $70,000?
$70, $80, yeah.
And what's your rent here?
Here, $2,000.
Oh, you're in a shoebox.
No, it's cute.
Coconut Grove.
I'm giving everything.
Old Cuban drug dealer money.
Yeah, well, okay, fair enough.
I was like, what?
Gentrification?
I always wonder, is that worth it when they finish their PhD?
Is it actually worth it?
I'll tell you this, bro.
As somebody that got a college degree from a good school, I will say, you know, Unless you're getting, like, you can't afford to go to school undeclared and not know what the fuck you're trying to do.
Like, nowadays.
What do you mean?
Like, in their generation.
My generation, like, if you don't go to college, you're considered a loser, right?
I'm 35, I'm old.
So, like, I was there when fucking Obama was in.
But, like, now, it's like, you can't afford to, like, just go to college to fuck off.
You used to be able to afford to go to college to fuck off.
Yeah.
But now it's, like, it's so expensive.
You went to college?
Yeah.
For four years?
Yeah.
But I had a job locked in after.
That's another thing, too.
How?
Like, you don't have a job locked in?
The school I went to had a built-in internship program.
Yeah.
I always say, if you're getting your PhD or master's degree done, the first thing you should ask is, are you the go-getter?
The go-getters actually get the jobs.
Some of the passive people, they fall off.
Well, she wants to be a professor.
Why?
How much does that get paid?
When you get a tenure at a good university, you're well off.
And they can't fire you.
Right.
You can do whatever.
You can teach whatever.
You would love that.
You should get a tenure.
No, I'm not the schooling type.
You don't have to really do school.
You can get honorary degrees.
Hey, students!
I'm coked the fuck out!
Most of the time, to be a professor, you would need a PhD, but there are some instances where you are so good at your craft that you can be a resident professor.
I really thought Myron would shit on people's degrees because he got a degree, you became a police officer, and now you're like a multi-millionaire.
And it's almost like you wanted to start this shit earlier.
No, I mean...
You should be eight degrees.
You can't be a Fed without a degree.
That's why I got it.
Sometimes I think that discipline translated in Myron's podcasting style.
Well, I'm a loser, so I just didn't sign all day.
But anyway, let's move on.
But that's the big question.
If you were never a cop, would you have got the podcast together this hard?
Without those skills, without that immediacy, without being punctual.
Bro, I would have stayed with the government, man.
Honest with you.
The only reason I left is because they told me, like, you can't do both.
You got a clearance.
You know why you're an anomaly?
There's been 50 shows that copied you, and they're all working sushi restaurants.
Have you noticed that?
No, I love some of those people.
Yeah, quick,'cause YouTube's a grind, bro.
But, all right, let's go to, Sorry.
Celine.
Celine?
All right, all of you, Celine.
23. Where are you from?
London, UK.
Bro, she's hot.
Are you here visiting or do you live here?
No, I'm just here on holiday.
Oh, wait, wait.
That voice, though.
Doesn't the UK suck, though?
No, the UK's great.
You like it?
The weather and all that?
I think the weather gets a bad rap, but I honestly love it.
She's the first person to say she likes it.
She's hot.
Everyone else we brought from the UK says they hate it.
I think I'm not the biggest fan of me.
Mine went to the UK for one week and he went on a two hour rant saying it's the worst place on earth.
Someone almost like, someone was like, yeah, knife crime and all this shit.
I've been to London a few times now.
I just don't like it, man.
We're right in the downtown nice area.
He said it's the ugliest women he's ever seen.
Well, the thing I don't like is that you guys just have a lot of knife crime.
No, I think that's a misconception.
So it depends on where you are.
if you're like a really flashy guy.
And it's only because guns are banned.
Yeah, exactly.
Like guns are not a thing.
Isn't that legit proof?
At least with knife crime, they have to get up and personal with you.
Like, someone can shoot you.
It's hard to kill someone.
Exactly.
Like, someone can shoot you.
What I'm trying to say is, like, you can't wear a Rolex in London.
Oh, no, I think...
Okay, like, I have a Chanel bag, I wear my Chanel all the time, like, I never get in trouble.
Yeah, but you're a woman.
You're far less likely to be assaulted than a man.
That's very true.
But I think if you are just not flashy with it, Something's obvious.
If you're a flashy person.
What's the problem?
What's the racial group we're all blaming in the UK for doing all this crime?
North Africans.
Blacks, yeah, blacks.
I think But what specifically?
No, I think Algerians, Moroccans, Sudanese, Ethiopians, Somalians, they're all crooks.
Would you agree that you feel unsafe around them, or are you going to be politically fair?
I live in London.
I am Nigerian.
Oh yeah Oh so you know But the chicks aren't, the men are, right?
smoke alarm it just depends like no Like, we're the doctors, we're, like, the pharmacists, we're, like, the lawyers.
People like them here.
It's just a select group of people.
And also, a really big problem is actually the white British men that are born there because they can't, a lot of the time, they can't get jobs.
So they'll roam the streets and stuff like that.
Yeah, I didn't know this.
Yeah, it's just uncomfortable.
No, like, the biggest knife crime is actually in Glasgow, and they don't have as many ethnic people as, like, London.
Ooh!
Myron, you're getting hooked.
Myron, it's all minorities, bro.
No, but I'm saying the knife crime capital of the UK is Glasgow.
Okay, what about not the capital, just in UK, in total?
Well, London, the knife crime is immigrants.
But she mentioned another town I'm not familiar with.
How do you know that?
Like, cite a statistic?
Well, I've looked at, like, some videos of, like, the knife crime in London, and every single time it's either, like, a Somalian gang, Moroccans, Algerians.
And they're called Asians.
They're called Asians.
North Africans, basically.
But no, no, in the incident report, the police will call them Asian.
Pardon?
Or is that for the Muslims?
Like, nobody knows if it's racial, but the video says it's racial.
Would you say there's a racial issue with crime like everywhere else on Earth?
No, I think like the UK Or am I tripping?
I don't think I've ever been nervous in a white neighborhood.
America has a unique racism problem.
Exactly, like in the UK Like, you will see a lot of people, especially, like, Arabs in Kensington.
Oh, they're bad.
Yeah, they're bad.
which is a white neighbourhood.
But you'll see a lot of Arabs there because they...
I like people from all races.
How do you feel about that?
Like, cover up.
They want you in a niqab.
No Arab person has ever asked me to cover up.
So you don't find them to be sexist?
My experiences with Arab people are very limited.
You're talking like he's in the room right now.
Arabs are hard-headed.
That's why all their countries are monarchies or dictatorships, bro.
What are you doing for work?
So, I just finished my degree in business economics.
Okay, so you don't have a job yet?
Pursuing.
What is this business economics?
Everyone keeps saying this.
I actually work as a nanny.
How much are you in debt?
A lot.
Is it brutal?
No, the debt works different.
College is affordable in Europe, girl.
Yes, basically...
Sorry, go ahead.
Once it gets to April, they'll just take 9% of anything you make over $25,000, and they'll pay that towards your student.
What?!
I thought that's just a Sweden and shit.
No, in the UK.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do you like it?
Yo, maybe these socialists aren't doing something.
with it I think I think it's a great system it gets written off when you're 50 so to be honest Yeah.
Oh, shit.
So you're like 12 years away.
Why are you picking at her?
Because she's the oldest here on the panel.
He's Russian, don't worry about that.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay, are your parents together?
They're married.
Okay.
We're Nigerians tend to stick together.
Alright, brother control of you?
No.
Alright.
What position did they have you in?
Have they ever spoke about that?
You're full Nigerian, right?
Yes.
Okay.
The position.
Do your parents talk about the position they had you in?
It's like cosmic.
Spiritual thing.
Has anyone here, your parents told you the position they conceived you in?
Has anyone talked about you spiritually?
No, not like that.
Come on, man.
Psycho-spiritually, have you guys had that conversation?
Is anyone here?
Wait, what's up?
I'm looking at some liberal women.
I'm sure you guys have had this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
So you asked her mom, I'm like, No, I haven't, but liberal people talk about that shit.
That's why I'm curious.
I feel like that's like on a comedy show or something, like TV show, like that doesn't really happen.
Liberal women talk to their mom about sex.
These girls are tripping, bro.
It happens all the time.
So wait, wait, wait.
They asked their mom, like, did you conceive me in doggy style?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes!
What the fuck?
Yeah, sure.
I've never heard of that before.
Yeah, it's a farce.
I'm telling you, these women have had that conversation.
I haven't even had this conversation with your mom.
Go on.
What, with like a Ouija board?
The birds and the bees?
With a Ouija board.
Aww.
Wait, what?
That's the same thing.
Oh, I say it, relax.
No, her parents passed away.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just saying, where'd she, where'd she call her?
Her parents passed away.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
Did your parents passing away at that tender age, did it lead you more to the baphomet or less?
No, it is a valid question.
What the fuck?
I would ask this even if I was trying to fuck, you know?
I think so.
I mean, to a degree, you have like a, sorry, a close relationship with death at a young age, and you kind of start looking into a whole bunch of, um, sort of like spooky things, I guess.
It's to reclaim power, right?
It's a way to feel less afraid.
If you find her weird, ask, like, look into nurses.
Have you ever met female nurses?
They have such a high...
You're a nurse?
Mm-mm.
Medical, right?
That's not true.
I'm taking a nurse on an exam, though.
It's a doctor.
It's a doctor PhD.
That doesn't matter.
Doctor.
There's a...
Anything with fucking blood.
It's not the same.
Like, Chris, bro.
Raise your hand if you've heard that female nurses have a lot of sex.
Everyone's heard this.
Well, it's a high-stress job.
It's the high death drive.
They're working around death.
It makes them really horny.
I'm asking about her.
Check this.
I'm not trying to be mean, because I think in all of our incarnations, you got a brutal test.
You have the most badass test to lose both parents.
13 and 18, right?
That level of initiation for your soul development is so powerful that we could all joke around, but if it was our turn, we would shit our pants, right?
So good on you.
Did you get therapy or any of that?
All right.
I guess, last but not least, what's your name?
Damari.
What the fuck?
I want to hear Amari.
Did she go to therapy?
She's in therapy right now.
You're in therapy right now?
No.
In this economy?
No.
In this economy?
No.
In this economy?
Come on, man.
She's one of our black chat tattoos.
I'm carrying this, bro.
The ring.
All right.
I'll just get her stuff, then you guys can cook.
All right.
How old are you?
27. All right.
Where are you from?
Edmonton.
Edmonton where?
Canada.
Oh, okay.
Oilers, right?
What do you do for work?
Uh, I do, like, social media stuff.
Oh, so OnlyFans?
No.
Bro, why do you look so familiar?
Who are you?
Are you a porn star?
No.
No, I do, like, content creation for, like, brands.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, so you run their accounts.
Highest education level completed?
Um, I did some college.
Okay.
Uh, so high school's the highest completed?
Relationship status?
No, like, I have a diploma in social media management and digital marketing.
Okay, like an associate's?
Or trade school?
No, it's just like an online college.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control for you?
Yes.
Okay.
And do you live here in Miami, or are you just visiting?
I'm just here.
Okay.
And then, what's your ethnic background?
Black and white, or?
Yeah, actually.
Wait, hold on.
Body count.
Come on, don't lie.
You ask all the questions perfectly, fast as fuck.
It's nine.
And you're smiling like you know what's up.
So, what's my account?
It's nine.
Nine this week or what's up?
No, my whole life.
Wait, you're twenty-what?
How old are you?
Twenty-seven.
I don't believe you, though.
Girls, when she's nine bodies, do you actually believe her?
I've had six partners.
What's yours?
Me?
Uh-huh.
I wouldn't matter.
Everybody doesn't matter.
He doesn't matter.
What?
Because, like, girls, like, alright, do you fuck the guests?
What?
Are you allowed to fuck the girls, or...?
Like, if they don't fuck, they don't fuck.
But, at the end of the day, like, girls don't care about guys' body counts.
Yeah.
Disagrant.
Oh, yeah?
You could be dirty.
I've never even been asked.
girls never do that.
Yeah, like Zerker, like you.
Like, I don't remember.
Dick discipline is very important.
Oh yeah?
Really?
To marry?
So if you was an author, right?
With a guy, right?
And then he was like, yo, girl, my body count was like 100 bodies, right?
And then he pays for your bills and everything.
You would not marry him?
I would be too afraid of what that could potentially...
No, but, alright, so he's clean, no one knows.
What if you're already in love and then you find out?
Yeah, you're already in love, like, no one knows that you're good to go.
See, like, and right now, you're thinking about it right now.
No, but I would just feel a bit gross.
Gross?
How's it what?
Like, he's clean.
I understand that, but I would just...
Okay, so, first of all, how old is he?
Doesn't matter how old is he.
Like, his penis is clean.
It does.
Because how...
Yeah.
And she's struggling, of course, once again.
What happened between then and now that you slept with a hundred women?
Because we try to experiment.
And finally we say, you know what?
You was good, you know, now you were the girl that we fucked with.
So come on.
You will not divorce your man.
It's not about divorcing.
You're saying I'm at the altar.
I can say no and no divorce.
I can just bounce.
Yeah.
Like, I might just go do that.
You won't bounce, though.
Like, you would say.
I would feel really disgusted.
Yo, Zerka, if some girl had a body count of 20 bodies, would you marry her?
So, knowing you, what is the minimum of bodies?
I think at 19, the minimum is like 8, they're saying.
That's hilarious, though.
No, no, I'm saying the average girl who goes out, her body counts like 8 men at 19. That's not true.
That is true.
Pearl went over those statistics.
When you guys were 19, you had easily 6 to 8?
Yeah.
I mean, I know that's bad to admit to, but...
Just be honest.
I feel like nobody told their real body count.
No, I don't lie, because they know bodies matter.
They do matter.
Yeah, I know.
If a guy wants to take you seriously, these girls know bodies matter.
Not even that.
I wouldn't take a guy serious with a lot of bodies.
Because that shows he doesn't have any discipline, sexual discipline, let's say five years down the line.
She'd say no to Drake.
That's what she said.
Listen, listen, if you don't have sexual discipline, you're more likely to do something outside the relationship and step out the relationship.
That's just a recipe for disaster.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
I'd like that be fueling myself too much.
I mean, like, hey, listen, like, sometimes you gotta cheat.
Yeah, to show them what's up.
Yep.
That's crazy.
Like, if you think, it's kind of weird, like, we talk about biology a lot.
You don't even have 10,000 sperm.
Tempting you?
Oh, yeah, evolutionarily.
If you're a man, you have 10,000 sperm.
How the fuck is it the same video game?
Yeah, it's totally different.
No, but women face more temptation than guys, in my opinion.
How?
What?
They have more options.
Guys, go to women.
Guys, approach women more than women approach men.
Yeah, because we want to have sex.
Because we have 10,000 sperm and our ballsack, right?
That we want to unleash per day.
Understand, like, you girls have, what, one kid per year?
You know how I know men are hornier than women?
None of these people here has ever masturbated as they're driving I mean like like I'm telling you, men do that, women don't do that.
That's how I know men have more urgency with that.
I've received head when I was driving, but not masturbating.
Because you know what?
Because I'm focused on not dying in Miami.
Because these drivers in Miami are the worst.
Highly high.
What in the chat?
If you stroked the driving once in your life, and when girls take a bit of testosterone, even a little bit, they turn wrong.
They get fucked up.
Girls don't think about this.
Girls go crazy.
It's like, one girl, right?
I saw a reel today, right?
This bitch said...
No safety on.
You girls will do that shit.
None of you girls aren't married.
Raise your hand if you're married.
Exactly these girls are fucking like tonight.
They You chose girls who are unmarried by accident or is this strategic?
Didn't question these girls?
Why is nobody married here?
I've been waiting for six fucking years and he took me a time and place.
A time and place he was gonna do it and then that shit fucking passed.
He left you?
No, we're still together.
Six years and he's not married to her.
What does he keep saying to you?
He's not financially ready.
He's not ready.
I'm too bitchy.
I don't think that matters.
Broke people get married all the time.
Put her on the ultimatum.
There is ultimatum.
I'm moving the fuck out when the lease ends.
No, the show, bro.
Oh, dude, this is ready.
I have a job.
I have shit.
Do you need a place?
No, I have my own place.
I don't know.
No, no.
At my own place.
Is he watching right now thinking, "Oh fuck!" He knows!
I talk to him about this constantly.
I'm like, "Bro!" He doesn't give a fuck.
She said her man is like, "You're fucking dirty as fuck." Send them to his DMs.
He has like 200 followers on Instagram, bro.
He has pictures of himself like seven years old.
I'm not worried about him cheating with nobody.
It's just like, "Is he ever going to propose?" She's going crazy on a man like negligible.
She don't care, bro.
Damn.
She don't care.
How long are you going to wait until you break it off?
I'm gonna give it to August when my lease ends.
To August?
Wait, pause.
So, you stay with him.
I stay his place right now.
I live in his place right now with him, his identical twin, and their best friend from high school.
It's a fucking nightmare.
They're disgusting.
It's like a frat house.
That kind of sounds fun for you, right?
They smoke mad weed.
Yes, bro, they be shipping that shit.
No, you!
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You'll start enjoying that house when you do the coke with them.
You know that, man.
You're going to be like, I'm married!
I got a job, bro.
I got to wake up at like 9 a.m. the next day.
I manage a lot of social medias and I'm the VP of an agency.
You'll do better on coke, I'm telling you.
I take Adderall.
It's the same thing?
Yeah, it is.
It's worse, I think.
It's not 20 minutes.
That's 10 hours higher, right?
I'd be sitting there locked in and I'd be like, I feel like they increase blood flow.
I'm just trying to make money.
Money?
I'm not even worried about all that right now.
Chris got a lot of money.
No, no.
You do, man.
Chris, you wouldn't marry her.
She's your type.
Oh, fuck her.
I'm good.
Thank you.
No, but I'm just saying, like, if I was on drugs, I'll fuck her.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie, Chris.
She kind of your type.
She's your type for last time.
I ain't gonna lie.
She kind of your type, Chris.
I ain't gonna lie.
She looks like the last one you had.
Hey, hey, hey.
Being a guy in the chat, right?
So, now we have, what, almost 20K?
It's like, everybody watching, right?
That's a lot of views, damn.
Are you not hot?
Yes or no?
Mm-hmm.
Are you not hot?
Yes or no?
I mean, I think I look good.
Alright, so anyways, like, anyways, guys are very simple, man.
Be hot, be in shape, and then guys will fuck you, right?
Now, to marry you, it's why you're all single, because you girls don't know what the fuck it takes to actually have a guy to actually bend on one knee to propose to you.
Yeah, I don't know why he doesn't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's why you're single?
Why you're single?
Because you girls don't know what the fuck it takes to actually get a guy.
No, I want to be a doctor first.
Are you single?
When I'm talking, that's why you don't like, see, that's why you're not married.
Because if you cut a guy off, aw, points off, points off, points off.
Alright, so, when a guy is talking, listen, and then you're good to go.
It's that simple.
Like, listen, suck my dick, and then, you know, do it for like 5 or 10 years, and I can be married.
Why is it so hard?
Like, it's very simple.
Are you married?
Yeah.
That's not the fucking, uh, the one-all, be-all for guys.
Guys can fuck ten girls and still be clouded because, once again, you girls are judged by, oh, like, do we have a family?
Do we have kids or whatnot?
But guys, oh, you're Drake in a club with ten girls?
He's hot.
I would still judge you.
You would judge Drake?
You wouldn't be in the club in the first place.
Drake got 60. No!
Cat-ass niggas, what the fuck?
None of you guys are such liars!
You would reject Drake?
You're saying that on live?
I wouldn't.
Who's saying that?
You, Philly?
That's like, no, but I'm sorry, but Soltai's our thing.
He probably got, like, all this energy on him.
I don't want that in my body.
Alright, you know what?
Let's go out in the room, right?
So, name two reasons why you aren't married, alright?
So, let's go from here.
One, I don't want to be.
On the mic, please.
I don't want to be.
Okay.
And that...
Did you get beaten before?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, she's half black.
She might have been with a black guy who fucked her up.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm half black.
I get it.
I get it.
I get the anger.
So one, not married.
What else?
And I just haven't found a guy that makes me want to be married.
Okay.
How about you?
I think I'm too young at the moment.
You're what, 27?
I'm 23. Okay, 23. Sorry.
I think I'm too young.
Okay.
And the second thing is I haven't found someone who will treat me like I think I deserve to be treated.
I mean, 23 is the right age to get married.
Yeah, but I've been in school.
Like, I've been working.
It doesn't matter.
Like, let's get married to actually find a guy, you know, that you want to fill the family with.
Yeah, I can start that now.
Like, guys don't care about your fucking, you know, you know, degree or how much money you make.
Like, they just want to marry marriage you.
Do you believe that?
That they don't care about how much money you make?
I don't agree because I think...
You do kind of need a two.
Year two.
Yeah, Miami.
Because, also, it's just not set up like that.
Especially London.
I feel like you'd be turned off when he says you have to pay half wouldn't you be as a chick I'd be like The half is crazy cuz he's gonna be inside of you Right I could pay like the wife and all right So but like if you have kids and you need right there like you don't want to fucking work England has decent maternity you're trying to live in England.
You're the only person ever trying So like it's like no no skin.
I think she'd do better in Miami She's gonna do it in England?
What the fuck is there in England?
When you pop off in England, England knows your name.
When you pop off in America, you're international.
Besides Adele, you guys have nobody.
StormZ, CentralZ.
I like StormZ, but he's not international.
StormZ?
No, no.
Would you rather pop off in Hollywood or whatever UK has?
Give me a fucking break.
You guys are a joke.
Netflix made a lot of production studios in UK.
So name one.
Netflix.
Netflix literally built it.
Which production studio?
Love Island?
They're filming that shit.
They film a lot of it in UK.
You guys would rather pop off in UK than Hollywood.
You guys are America's bitch.
I think anyone would rather pop off in the US just because it's got a global reach.
But personally, I just love London.
But why?
Why?
The Reign?
The Roadmen?
Zerka, he's telling you why.
I fucking hate the UK.
I'm Nigerian, so I can go, you know, 20 minutes on the bus and I can get Nigerian food.
I can be around people from all walks of life.
Bro, you can get Nigerian food in Miami.
This is such a cough.
Also, I can get, like, a cheap 20-pound flight to Italy on the weekend.
Like, I think good healthcare services, free.
That's free.
The college thing is good.
The university.
I don't have to worry about sending my kids to university.
What kids?
If I choose to have children.
If I fall on hard times, the government will help me find a job.
It's depressing, bro.
UK is depressing.
I think the one drawback is the weather.
And sometimes the food, if you have a more Americanized palate.
But personally, I don't like food here.
The rain is lit, though.
The rain, the muggy skies, it's very lit.
All right, you?
I'm divorced, so...
What?
All right, so top two reasons why...
Happily?
There's a happy in there?
Yeah.
Oh, she's gross.
She's gross.
She's gross.
I feel like I got till 35, 38 if I want to have kids and stuff.
Maybe even 40. Maybe even 40. 40?
45?
Alright.
How about you, Mo?
Me and my man talk about getting married.
Stop!
Okay, stop.
Alright, so on a show on Monday, you said guys dumped you more than you dumped them, right?
Yeah.
Why is that?
Honestly, like...
Like, I just, you know what I mean?
I guess it's like, I don't know my worth or whatever.
your worth?
So, no, it's just more so, like, before this relationship, I feel like my past relationships, I got with somebody who I know didn't really have a compatible lifestyle with me.
Yeah, black guys.
No, I didn't.
One night signs.
All that stuff.
Yeah, you fucked.
All right, cool.
Anyway, so I would choose guys who weren't really compatible with me and I would And then when they wouldn't change, I would, like, tweak the fuck out.
And then we would argue.
And then they would leave me.
But now I'm with a man that, like, our lifestyles are compatible.
Like, we get along with.
I mean, he's not with you right now.
Well, he wanted to, but it's, like, a work trip.
He didn't want to have to pay for, like, a whole hotel room and an Airbnb and shit.
So it's not compatible, though?
No, he's got school.
He's got summer classes.
Oh, he's young.
What do you mean summer?
He's in summer school?
What does that even mean?
He's doing transfer credits or whatever.
He's getting credits.
He's getting credits to transfer to another school.
I'm trying to answer the question.
Fight for your man!
I just told you, he's getting credits to transfer to his school.
I cut you off.
You know, whatever.
Well, this is your podcast, so I'm not trying to get it.
Alright, cool.
Next.
So, I think, like, I haven't met someone special.
I mean, like, you're 30 years old, though.
Like, come on, when?
That's the main reason.
Okay.
*laughter* Yo!
I was waiting!
I was curious, bro.
Alright, alright, alright.
I like Chris more than Myron now, damn.
Number two?
I'm not ready.
What?
I'm not ready.
Already?
Yeah.
Ten more years.
Yo, but, alright, so, alright, listen, like, you're 30 years old, like, I've, like, I've known you for tons of guys, right?
But you have to be ready, and then, like.
When are you ready?
Because your eggs are...
Like, tops.
Like, challenge me!
Like, Chris, you know what?
I'm 30 years old!
I have to put the youth in my prime!
Like, tell me!
How dare you!
It's even funnier because these girls told me they never watched the show before.
This is killing me, bro.
Welcome to the show!
So, for me, like, important thing, like, you have to be, like, with emotional connection.
Alright, alright.
But you are kind of contextual, bro.
But she has tattoos, like, those lips, like, and she just licked her lips just down.
Bro, really?
Yo.
Hey, that was hot.
Alright, next.
What the hell?
No, she like had her lips I seen that show though I was married this first.
I have not good experience.
This is true.
I have children.
I not rush.
I don't want children or want whatever.
I don't care about that because I have my son, for example.
I not rush for choice.
new boyfriend or married.
I don't have "Oh, I need married because I've never been married." "Oh, I won't be children because I have children." I think the reason why you're single is because you talk too much.
I have a lot boy who won't be with me.
And I chose, and not trash, chose normal guy, not alcoholic, not drugs, people, I don't know.
I think if you talk less, like, you'll be married right now.
Listen to me.
No, no, no.
You're hot.
And this is my choice.
You talk too much more than me.
Listen to me.
You speak more faster.
Because I'm a man.
Okay.
And I'm a woman.
And you speak faster than me.
I'm married and call you, okay?
And speak.
I'm married.
Hello.
I talk too much.
But she's hot, though.
I want to see you married.
But someone who's older, she's hot.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, like, yo, if I'm 38, Who first married, you or me?
Wait, what?
Married?
Who are you?
Who?
What?
What do you mean?
I don't understand.
Sorry.
Exactly.
Just stay quiet and then we're fine.
Alright, how about you?
Um, I don't know.
I'm not really thirsty to get married.
Like, it'll come when it comes.
Alright, alright, alright.
Come on, queen.
Is that not like...
Yeah.
who's really like that thirsty to get married in these days?
Girls are.
Not really.
I don't think so.
Wait.
High.
A pie.
not half-ass.
But who wants to get married right now?
She wants to.
She's like, come on, man.
She's 38 and she's still single right now.
Alright, when do you think women should get married then, in your opinion?
When should they do it?
when the right guy comes.
I think it's really...
I mean, realistically speaking.
I think there's no time on it.
So whenever?
Yeah, whenever.
It doesn't matter.
When you're young, you're actually supposed to enjoy life and do a lot of internal work so you can't find the right husband.
Alright.
Do you think men want a girl that does a lot of internal work and is older like that?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I don't know.
Well, that's precisely the problem.
I don't think it's a bad thing to want.
The fact that I have to tell you is the problem.
So you wouldn't want a woman who has worked on herself and is coming as her best self?
Why wouldn't you?
One thing that I've really started to figure out from talking to thousands of women is like, we teach little boys and men how to treat women, but we never teach women how to treat men, do we?
Because I think girls don't really ever think to themselves, hmm, what kind of woman would my future boyfriend and or wife want, sorry, future boyfriend and or husband want?
It's always about, we should know how to treat ladies, we should be courting them.
Boys are taught how to treat girls, but women are never actually taught how to treat men.
You guys caught on to this?
I find it incredible how so many girls will passively just sit there and be like, "Yeah, I'll just put off marriage until later on, or I'll put off finding a relationship until I'm ready, or after I had my fun." Well, for so long it wasn't true.
There was a range of marriages.
Women were always like, "You have to get married to the fathers." Why do you think those institutions were put in place in the first place?
We couldn't have jobs.
Yeah, why do you think those institutions were put in place in the first place?
For control.
Do you guys think women are happier now or before?
Oh, before.
Sorry.
I think in some aspects, women are happier now than before.
Alright, so raise your hand.
If before it was happy, raise your hand.
I mean, the reality is Overall, female happiness has gone down over the decades.
Everyone, all of happiness.
There's loneliness pandemic.
Yeah, but there's really no excuse for women to be less happy because you guys have...
more freedom.
More freedom, More choice, and you guys are able to, what I call the proverbial double dip, where you can be treated like a lady on one side, but then you can go ahead and pursue your career on the other side, right?
Like, you can have your career and make a bunch of money.
But still expect a man to treat you like a lady and give you the same chivalry as if you didn't work.
Yeah.
So why is it that women, despite the fact that they have both of these benefits, both the best worlds, the best of both worlds, they're still taking antidepressant medication, they're still sad, they're still having lower life satisfaction ratings?
I think it's because even though we've got more choices, the expectation of women hasn't changed.
It's like if you get pregnant, you're still going to be the primary caregiver.
But now you have to be the primary caregiver, be the cleaner, and then also maintain a job so you can contribute 50% to a household.
And also, I think that actually women are taught how to look after a man.
It depends on your background, but I'm Nigerian.
I grew up in a...
Like, my brother doesn't know how to make an egg.
Most Westerners don't grow up with their parents, so that's actually now considered, like, novel.
But I think that, like, at least the way that I viewed life growing up, women were taught, like, all of my friends can cook, all of my friends can clean.
Barely any guys I know can actually, like, cook a decent meal.
Yeah, I mean, you know, that's how it used to be.
What I'm saying is that it's changed drastically.
My men be chefing it up.
Wait, who?
My man be cheffin' it up.
Like, he be makin' steak.
He be makin' the Wagyu skirt steak.
He ain't go on the grill.
He be cheffin' it like the Wagyu ribeye.
I feel like I could cook better than him, but he don't fuck with my cooking.
But he's actually a pretty good cook, too.
Wait, hold on.
You leave it in 60 days?
But you still take on the majority of the cleaning role, right?
I take on the majority of the cooking and the cleaning.
I also do all his laundry.
She leave it in 60 days?
Good job.
We're not married.
I'm fucking up.
I'm fucking up.
I think because you said women are expected to do certain things.
I would argue women are not expected to do a lot of things.
Do you not think that if you marry a woman, she's still expected to be the primary caregiver of children?
Well, I think women have really absolved that responsibility nowadays with the explosion of daycare.
Daycare is like a thing now.
But you make less because you might have to pay more than you make.
It's a wage thing.
So I have a friend, she has a kid, she can't afford to have daycare or babysitter because she does not make enough with the education level she has to pay for those people.
They need more than her.
But what I'm saying is that like, this is what I'm trying to explain.
We've created infrastructure for women to enter the professional world.
But we haven't created any type of, you know, Reinforcement for men to change their roles.
Does that make sense?
So we have infrastructure in place to help women become more like men.
Child rearing services, you know, daycare, etc.
But there's nothing out there for men to not, to absolve them of their responsibilities.
I would argue that men, like, our roles are static and they've always been static.
Like, at least as a woman, you've got a choice.
You can choose to have a family and be a traditional wife, but you can also choose to pursue a degree and get a job.
We don't have that option.
I would argue men haven't changed.
It's the women that have changed.
Okay, but so if Aren't handymen absolving men of their traditional role to be, like, the take-carers of the house?
What are, you know, guys that are the gardeners?
Aren't those traditionally men roles that we have given a different industry to?
Yeah, but the thing is, is that to utilize those services, you need to make more money.
So, I see what you're saying.
You're saying, like, oh, well, there's, you know, conveniences out there for you to also absolve yourself of your responsibilities.
But here's the difference.
As the man, you've got to pay for that.
So, like, you have to have the leisure of the expendable income to hire that service out, which still means you have to work as the man.
Does that make sense?
Yes, but women also have to pay for daycare and pay for all of that stuff.
So they have to have money.
To pay for the conveniences to relieve themselves of childbearing.
Yeah, but the point I'm trying to make is that, like, women can choose to enter the professional world or not.
But it's still harder.
They don't have to work.
Like, school and, like, work are still not the best for women, ideally.
Men be broke too though.
If I'm broke as a man, life is effectively over for me.
But women be paying for men's shit.
There are women out there who deadass pay a man's rent, let him use the car, take him out for food.
I know a lot of those women.
And it never lasts.
It never lasts, but they be out there.
These men can survive like that probably forever.
So that proves my point that women are not...
Like, you guys could do it for a certain amount of time.
Who was the actor that played in the last Apollo Creed movie?
Michael B. Jordan?
Michael B. Jordan.
No, no, no, sorry.
The guy you fought.
The guy that was in New York City.
No, no, no.
Once again, chase around New York City by the white chick.
Oh, we were just talking about...
Jonathan Majors!
Jonathan Majors.
So he was dating Megan Good, right?
Yeah.
Just found out today.
She left his ass.
What?
Why?
She just left his ass.
Because she was paying all the bills.
Oh.
Her?
Yeah.
She just left his ass.
Well, she's like a 36?
Yeah, and she's older.
Like, she's not even hot no more.
She's cooked.
But she left him, right?
Because she got tired of paying the bills.
And that's what I mean when I say, like, women are not built to provide for men at all.
And I argue, if you guys provide for us, you guys become really angry and animosity and you wear the pants relationship and, yeah, it's just not good.
So, again, I see what you guys are saying, like, yo, like, you know, women, we do all this, but the point I'm trying to make is that you guys have a choice at least.
We don't.
We must be successful.
You can choose to be successful.
Or not.
You can become successful.
I've seen this happen a lot too.
Girls become successful.
They get their PhD.
They go to school.
Make a bunch of money.
Find the right guy.
Drop out the workforce.
Because they have that opportunity.
You know what?
I'm leaving.
Do you agree that men are allowed to be more in their feminine side now?
No.
Okay.
I see what she's asking.
Yes, but let me give you...
Yes?
Let me explain.
Yes, but there's consequences.
So, they can be on their feminine side, because women will lie and say, "Oh yeah, I want a guy in tune with his emotions." But the reality is, when he goes ahead and gets in tune with his emotions, or he shows that feminine behavior, they will start to resent him over time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just you want a strong man, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, this is a perfect example of women saying, "Open up to me," but if you do, then she's like, "Ew, fuck, I'm not ready for that." And then she gets and then she gets it So like girls you're single, but I You're doing shit.
School, work.
That has to correlate.
You know what I mean?
Because you guys are independent, nobody's dating you guys.
I'm dating and I do all this shit.
You hate the guy.
What the fuck?
I like the guy.
I actually really like him.
That's why I stuck around this long.
But it's hard to come home and I don't have the choice if I'm going to clean up or cook.
Are you horny when you go home?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
But then I have to think about, damn, I have no choice.
I have to cook tonight.
I have to clean up the whole place after these three guys and then I got to do his laundry.
I have no choice.
Otherwise, no one will do it.
You have kids.
Do you have kids?
No, I have three fucking grown ass men that I live with who don't fucking do nothing.
So if I don't do it, nobody's gonna do it.
I'm the chosen one.
See, hold on.
You see that?
See that?
That's why women shouldn't work.
No, no, but that's why women shouldn't work.
Yeah, yeah.
Because here's the thing.
Clearly she's frustrated.
Clearly she's annoyed.
She's fed up.
She's done.
Because she's paying bills and doing the housework.
So, like, this is not good.
This is why I don't think women should be working.
How come he's not afraid that you're fed up?
Shouldn't he be afraid of you?
He'd be cool with it, but then I think really when it comes down to he's less afraid than he is afraid of taking out the trash.
He's less afraid of me than he's afraid of doing the laundry.
If you suck someone else's dick, he would be broken, right?
I don't want to do none of that.
If you did that, that would send a message.
What the fuck, bro?
I'm saying, how come he's not afraid?
He's just partying with the bros.
He's not even partying.
He'd just be at the crib.
He'd be working.
Honestly, it sounds like a toxic relationship if you keep letting that stuff happen.
Does he make money?
Oh, he makes a lot of money.
He pays the rent.
He covers the bills.
How much does he make?
I don't have to.
I don't know.
Why do you work then?
I can't cover all the bills.
He's not paying for my nails, my hair, like shit I want to do, my clothing.
He's not paying for none of that.
So I have to pay for that on my own, you know?
Dub you guys.
So I want to go get my nails done, I want to go get my eyelashes done, I want to get my hair done.
How much does he make?
I want to know.
He makes seven.
And he's saying he doesn't make enough to marry me.
I'm like, bitch, what the fuck?
But I do spend a lot of money, though.
I've never heard of this situation.
Seven figures?
No, but she's cheating though.
He makes like 7k a month.
7k is nothing!
I thought you said seven figures!
7k a month?
Isn't that like an electrician?
I thought you said seven figures, so okay.
No, so it's like 80, 90k a month.
Sorry, a year.
Is he funny?
Yeah, he's cool.
He's hilarious.
If they're funny, stick around.
He's mad chill.
I never have to worry about him cheating.
He'll never cheat on me.
If he's making 7k a month, he's never cheating.
Oh, man.
Shouts Art Lighty with the 50 gifted subs.
Yeah, Art, man.
Yeah, man.
I mean, like I said.
Wait, where are you from that 7k a month is like...
I'm from New York.
I'm from the Upper West Side.
That doesn't even make sense.
You're meeting guys who have bigger paychecks than New York.
You typically live in New York, you have to make between 7 and 10. So once you're at 7, you're good.
But he won't move back to New York.
We're in fucking Fort Lauderdale.
You're here!
Who am I cheating with, bro?
Who do I know?
I don't know nobody down here besides two people I met on Instagram.
You're Chris's type, though.
I'm good.
I'm good.
His ex looks just like you.
I'm not even interested.
I just want to make money.
I don't care about it.
I want to make money.
Come to me and mine.
Alright, Bill is checked?
No.
Alright, what do we got here?
What else we got?
Okay.
So we got Henny Breather got me pissing the floor with Zerka commentating.
Finally got back home to watch a pod live.
I wish Michael Blackson's shadow Fresh were here tonight so I can ask him what Stevie Wonder sees when he looks at Fresh.
Super big fan of the ladies in the back keeping everything in line.
El Gordo and Mr. Chill.
Bills.
Way to keep the show on the up and up.
Fresh fit the actual best all time.
I make $12,000 a week if I'm not even on YouTube.
I'm telling you right now, you guys are glazing $7K.
Myron, who makes $7K a month?
Most guys.
Well, less than that, actually.
Is that an electrician?
I mean, $80K is above the average, bro.
Nowadays, people making like 50, 60 if they're lucky.
Most jobs don't even want to pay that much.
Most guys who are fucking, how much are they making?
Does anyone have these statistics?
Most guys just fucking regular.
30 to 50k across the US.
30k is fucking?
30 to 50k across the US.
But they got some game.
They got something else, right?
I mean, like, girls travel.
Bro, the average guy is cooked, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You said that in 2022.
Everyone said you're wrong.
Now look at it.
Now look at it.
What the fuck?
Instagram fucked everything up.
Yep.
Average guys don't stand a chance.
Somebody's gonna say something?
I don't know.
I disagree.
Men still get paid more.
True.
Most jobs, yeah.
I mean, there's more opportunity.
I see, like, the loving...
Right, right, right.
I'll be honest.
Let me explain.
Women tend to work useless jobs.
Women tend to work jobs that aren't necessarily labor-intensive.
They work jobs that are safe and air-conditioned.
They work jobs where they're sitting in front of a computer in an office.
Men are far more likely to work the dangerous jobs that, you know, put your life in peril and, you know, create more risk, right?
But women typically work jobs that are safer, and a lot of times it doesn't pay as much.
No, but when they compare similar jobs, men and women, there's a discrepancy.
Okay, the wage gap myth, it's a myth, and I'll explain.
It's in my book, I talk about this, Why Women Deserve Less.
But the wage gap myth comes from the concept of all working men versus all working women on a 40-hour work week.
And what they found was when you actually compare it properly, it doesn't account for hours worked, type of career worked, education attained.
Background, none of that stuff is accounted for.
But if you actually compare apples to apples and compare people in the same fields and the same education, similar resumes, they make damn near the same.
If not, in some cases, women actually make more.
They found this in Google.
So the wage gap, it's a myth because it's comparing all working men to all working women without accounting for critical features and characteristics.
I'd like to see your stats.
I'll read your book.
I'll come back and I'll read your book.
Any economist worth his weight is gonna understand that there's other things that come into play when you compare all working men to all working women.
It's just that women tend to take jobs that pay less.
Another thing too also with women is they're less likely to negotiate for higher wages.
Yeah.
That's another big thing.
But that comes from like, again, that comes from like women's, there's not really a burner performance on women to make a lot of money.
So you guys aren't going to be as apt.
It's also harder in the workplace.
That's the argument I make.
If I want a bigger apartment, I got to make more money.
Women also take more vacation time.
They work less hours.
Lazy.
like women just don't have the same But you gotta remember, it's like biologically rooted.
Women have lesser proclivity to work hard because their sexual market value, their ability to find a man is not contingent upon their career.
Versus as a man, my ability to find a wife or a girlfriend is contingent upon my career.
Do you not think quality men, sorry, want, like, quality women?
Like, there's...
I'll explain.
When women are looking for men, you guys are looking for security value.
Can this guy provide excess resources to me and a child?
Men, we're looking for replication value.
Is this woman attractive and are my kids going to be attractive?
We don't look at you guys for survival value.
We don't care about how much money you make or your ability to create security.
You care about that from us.
No, just like status.
Men don't care about status at all.
I would argue, I'll take it a step further.
A woman's status actually hurts her.
We don't want women with status.
I don't know.
I went on a date recently and the guy was like...
Or no man.
Wait, let her finish.
You went on a date where?
Recently with this man, he wanted an educated woman.
He made it such a big point.
To fuck you.
Oh, right.
He was just complimenting me.
Yeah.
Let me ask you this, then.
Fuck you.
When you were out with him, Did the topic of school come up?
Yeah.
Okay, so this is the strategy that guys employ.
They'll let you talk, see what you say, and then appease your ego based on what you say.
If you say, oh, I'm pursuing my PhD, then they're going to respond, oh, really?
Yeah, I love what you came with.
I'm a PhD.
But if you had said, oh, yeah, I'm a hobo, I'm just kind of like in between couches, they're like, oh, really?
That's going to be fun.
Yeah.
Don't worry, baby girl.
Men simply adapt to whatever's going on and just respond accordingly.
So no man wants to be your friend.
To be honest, no.
Friends?
It would be offensive if he did want to be your friend.
You'd be offended, trust me.
You know what I mean by that?
You say you want a woman who looks good, but how can she pay and afford to look good?
Nowadays, self-care is expensive.
People have to pay expensive money to get hair done, get facials, get their nails, get their eyelashes, eyebrows, whatever.
This is why men value natural beauty.
This is why men, overwhelmingly, if we had the choice, we'd prefer a girl that doesn't wear makeup.
A girl that isn't high maintenance.
Not in Miami.
We prefer that.
I'm sorry?
Not in Miami.
Just to get a fucking regular manicure nowadays, not even no tips can be like 100 bucks, you know?
Yeah, but like, come on man, like, But like if I got, this is like 180.
If I got regular short for a year.
That's a woman thing.
You guys put all this extra pressure on yourselves to look a certain way and get your hair done.
Men are simple.
We don't care about none of that shit.
So you fucking the bitch with dirty fingernails?
No benefits.
What if she got dirty fingernails?
See, I love the extremes.
It's either...
Who knows?
You do realize there's a middle ground, right?
There is a middle ground, but, I mean, you know, you want someone who looks like they take care of themselves and that's investing in yourself.
Why glitter?
why is it so so long because i do on products you know videos so i sometimes i do a smr close-up with my hands so you want that man Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Hey, baby.
They don't care about any of that stuff.
Half the stuff that you guys pressure yourselves with, when it comes to, like, what you think men want, like, we don't give a fuck about none of it.
No, we don't.
Well, mine I do on camera, so for my job, I have to have my hands done nice.
Everyone show their nails.
Yeah, show their nails.
All right, cool.
We all got nice nails.
If you ain't got your nails done, you are not it.
Automatically on the block list.
You said for your job.
Yeah.
I mean, that's...
Keep them up?
No, he don't.
He do, he do.
He'd be like, why are your nails not done?
He'd say something.
I won't tell about him, okay?
Too much talk.
Sorry.
I silence a long time.
I don't do nails, but because I don't have time and I have a job for the gym.
But I go to date.
I don't sit at home and clean, la la la.
I don't care about my clean apartment or not, for example.
Yes.
-Fighting nails.
-Natural!
-Yes.
-Natural nails.
-These are pretty fighting.
-And I want to tell, I have a lot date.
I never get mine done though.
It's okay.
But I have time for this.
I don't care about my nails.
This is, I want to make, for example, my friend.
This is nice.
I like this.
How much is this?
How much does this cost?
75, maybe 18 bucks minimum.
No, no, no.
See, I don't understand the price.
How much?
150.
150.
I think I got a candle.
150.
But I like for just clean nails, not dirty.
This is true and it's okay.
But I spend my time for traveling, beach, go to club, nightclub, and anybody not see for my nails, hello nails.
I have my perfect body, I go to gym, and this is for me more important on my nails.
Of course, all together is nice, but any boy or any man for nightclub or on the beach, no questions me.
Oh, hello, show me your nails, or show me your laughs.
I don't care about laughs.
A guy once told me that he really likes me because of my nails.
He knows you have sharp nails.
No, I was doing a callback.
A guy calls out something about you just because he likes you, he wants to fuck you.
Yeah, okay.
No, but he saw your nails and said, alright, cool.
Like, guys are, like, guys are, like, lions and, like, So, like, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
It's grass.
Oh, the sun.
And I was like, all right, bitch, I've been hunting you for, like, three hours, you know?
Like, guys will hunt you for three hours, and you won't even know until, like, they puss on your dick.
How the fuck is he fucking me?
Like, you girls don't know.
It's not nail specific, though.
You know, going to a gym can cost money.
Wearing nice clothing costs money.
Showing care for yourself costs money, though.
They definitely care.
If I show up to a date in sweatpants to, like, a nice restaurant, they're gonna be like, what the fuck?
It's a sign of disrespect to the guy.
They take that disrespect.
They dress up and they're taking me somewhere nice.
And I show up bummy, that's disrespectful.
Because they, you know, they went out of their way to maybe look nice or to take me somewhere nice.
Yeah, but I mean, like, you girls, like, fuck for less, though.
What?
Like, you girls fuck for less.
100%.
Like, girls, like, call the guy up, he's like, alright, you know, I'm ready, where you at, I'm horny as fuck, and I'm sure you drove, or, like, it takes, like, what, 20 minutes?
Come on, like, you girls had one-night stands before, right?
So, raise your hand if you never had a one-night stand before.
Alright, her, believe her, you, I don't believe you, circle, no, fuck you.
See, like, so, what, so, what, two girls?
Out of the whole panel?
I never have.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm being for real.
All my boyfriends I dated was for like a year.
You date black guys though.
I dated too.
But that's not a one night stand.
They're my boyfriends.
No, but like you said you had like what?
Like three, four black guys before?
No.
Or like guys date you?
My first boyfriend was white.
Second boyfriend was Asian.
Third boyfriend.
Alright, so what's your body count?
Five.
Did you at least take him to Jollibee?
Yeah.
No, he doesn't like Jollibee.
Ew, what?
I know.
You know what I'm like, she's like, alright, whatever.
But at the end of the day, it's like, what, only one, two girls had, like, but you had a one-night send, one-night send, one-night send, one-night send, one-night send, one-night send.
Let me ask a European girl something.
You guys are from Eastern Europe.
Do you guys prefer American men or men from Russia or Ukraine?
Eastern European men.
What do you guys prefer?
American or Eastern European men?
My ex-boyfriend from Brazil.
Okay, that doesn't answer the question.
Like, what do you prefer?
Like, do you prefer the Eastern European?
I prefer for country or city or color face or whatever.
I prefer for, I like men, need be men, strong, beautiful, wonderful, amazing.
That's what I'm that's what I'm trying to get out like do you got like the Okay, I'm talking about the more traditional guy from these other countries or like maybe Americanized listen listen For example, there we go for example girls Ukraine have for example terrible and not beautiful for example Have you girls very nice the same and American guys have very shit and very nice How about country or nationality or not prefer?
You know I for example meet one boy is this from Brazil.
He very nice I don't think you understand my question.
I'm not asking more about where they're from.
Let's split the bills." That's what I'm saying.
Do you prefer the men from Eastern Europe that tend to have these more traditional roles or the more Americanized Western men?
I can ask you, what do you think?
For me, I don't care.
If you have the emotional connection...
If I'm in love, yeah, maybe.
Yeah, the answer's no.
50/50 is this a buffet?
Bro, Russian women, Ukrainian women, they don't go Eastern European women, Colombian women, they tend to be very interested in a man being a provider, is what I realized.
You guys might not admit it, though, because it looks bad, but...
They've got a voice?
Yeah, like American, more...
To be honest, I had no bad experiences.
Everyone is good.
Everyone is good.
You have no disconnection.
You know what is love?
To be in love, in real love.
You're happy, whatever, anytime.
When he's calling you, when he's texting you, you want to run to meet him.
Just this thing.
Come on, Sarkar.
Get her.
I believe her.
I actually believe her.
No questions.
What do you prefer?
Ukraine, for example, people?
Or European?
Or this?
I don't know.
Really.
This is just people.
All people just people.
Not prefer.
Okay, I finish.
Switch the topic, please, guys.
How do you guys meet men?
Online or in person?
Online or person?
Or in person, yeah.
Like, how do you meet a guy usually?
I meet for...
I meet a guy in gym, in the street.
No problem for me.
Facebook date, for example.
Or, I don't know, Bumble.
but not sure I meet for all people what meet, you know.
I just talk about a little bit, but not have time, not spending a lot of time for, write a SMS.
I just skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, like sometimes write a SMS.
But in USA, I meet with not too much guy, you know.
But I have relationship in USA, in New York, for example.
Finish.
All right, chats.
Those?
Let's go.
All right.
Okay, come on.
I totally understand her, bro.
Bullshit, you do?
You sure?
The axe is too hard, bro.
I know Putin's winning, right?
They are, bro.
Fresh and Fit is here for men, and I listened to their advice to the tea.
I bought a new car beginning at 24, then bought a house at the end of 24 that helped me with my credit, and I'm fit at 46. Good stuff.
Apocalypse.
Our lives will continue getting better because we can lose the ego and work towards our goal.
Y 'all keep waiting for your dream man to appear.
Not a great plan.
Yeah, are you guys like, are you guys Is it 35 years old?
40?
No, 40. How do you know, Chris?
You're not a woman.
You can't speak for a woman.
Wait, how many girls here are single again?
They're all single, bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Raise of hands.
Who's single again here?
Everybody.
One, two.
Raise your hand.
Alright, I'm going to start here and I'm going to work my way around.
Ladies, let me ask you this.
Name one thing that you're actively doing right now to make yourself more attractive for that guy if he comes into your life.
Start here.
I'm going to the gym.
Okay.
Go ahead to the gym.
Anything else?
I would say probably the same.
Two.
Okay.
Anything else besides the gym for you?
Just learning more things, I guess.
Just becoming more knowledgeable.
And what?
What topics?
I'm reading a lot of philosophy right now.
Bro, we don't care about that shit.
What kind of philosophy?
Plato?
We don't care about that shit, bro.
Huh?
Stoicism.
Oh, interesting.
Greek, okay.
Oh, so quietness.
What about you besides the gym?
I'm probably working on like organizing my life better because I tend to like prioritize work and I'm trying to get better at that.
And prioritize one instead then.
Because I work with children so for me like whenever I tend to just like whenever the parents need me I tend to kind of be like whatever.
Like go to them.
What about you?
Anna girls you can't name what D2 girls, you know, like, the prior.
So, they need something new.
So, same old shit, bro.
Okay.
I guess, like, being less codependent.
Like working on myself.
So like when I'm in a relationship, I'm actually like...
She said she's working on being more independent.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Alright, what about you?
What are you doing?
To make yourself more attractive?
She's in a relationship.
No, she's in a relationship.
I was talking about the single girls.
What are you doing, like, to make yourself more appealable to the next guy?
Gym, self-developing.
Besides that?
Yeah.
Anything else?
Beauty stuff.
Jim?
Okay, what about you?
I have a question.
I mean, it's immediately...
See, see, see.
What do I do for better?
Because I have questions about Lilia translated my questions and explained me a little bit better.
What do I do?
No, not laughing.
Listen to me.
My English is not perfect.
I try to explain because my mind have a lot Like, stop the cat.
Let her go, let her go.
Okay, I'm not stupid girl, but what I do, I do a lot.
I'm dancing, I sport.
Dancing?
Like...
You may be listening for the first time.
I tell about that.
Diploma.
Wait, wait.
So, uh...
No.
A little bit?
Of course not.
Why not?
Why yes.
Pay me money.
Throw the money, Maren.
Come on.
Let's go.
No?
Finish.
I don't dance.
How much?
Not much.
Finish.
Wait, wait.
How much?
Like, 1k?
No, I don't dance.
Finish.
For you, no.
Tell me how much?
Not any money.
Finish.
Oh, you're a bitch.
All right.
Okay, say beach.
Maybe rich beach.
Beach.
Yes.
All right, go ahead.
Okay.
Finish.
A lot I do, but I don't speak because I'm not perfect speaking English.
Finish.
Interesting.
All right, what about you?
They already said it.
Not much more to add.
I mean, come on, like, come on, try.
No, I mean, no, no, the answer is telling in itself.
Yeah.
It's not for myself.
It's not always about finding a man, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Bro, nigga, come on.
No, no, this is what I expected.
Yeah, but, like, I would help her, you know?
Like, she's cool.
Like, that's what I'm trying to show here.
Come on, let her talk.
Look, look, look, ladies, ladies.
the reason why i did this i talk about this in my book when women are pulled on When it comes to their life goals, men are typically like third or fourth place in their life.
Like, traveling, school, work, all of that takes precedence over something.
All of that takes precedence over finding a guy.
Like, in other words, women don't prioritize finding a man in their lives no more.
It used to be the number one thing, but now it's like fourth, fifth place.
Women would rather travel, date around, work, school.
And have fun, and then a guy comes in like fifth or sixth place.
I don't think that's true.
I think most women want a healthy relationship.
It's just right now the dating.
Come on, healthy.
You can't depend on men no more.
Come on, man.
I see what you're saying.
People are just dating less.
Look, I want to be a billionaire, but the thing is, is that what you want versus what you're working towards are two different things.
You can want something, but how high it is on your priority list?
And what I'm trying to explain is that modern women never, at least when they're young and hot, They typically don't prioritize finding a man when they're at their peak.
So, okay.
So, question.
So, before I went to university, I took two years out.
And I was like, I'm gonna find a husband.
And I'm like, da-da-da-da-da.
And honestly, that was the worst experience of my dating life when I prioritised finding a husband.
Why was it the worst?
So, for example, I looked for everything that you wanted on a guy on PayPal, even dated an American, which...
Like, you need to ask her.
Let's pull up the calculator.
He made, like, so much money, like, all of this stuff.
But what he To me?
Yeah.
I'm 23, so, I mean, if you make, like, 40,000 pounds, that's fine.
40,000 pounds?
Yes.
So that's, like, maybe 70 US?
That's fucking cap, bro.
No, that's like 70 US, that's like maybe.
Right out of university.
I was trying to say that on Monday.
Right out of university.
Real quick, let's just go ahead and...
Maximum age for me, I would say, is probably like 30. Alright, what's the minimum?
23?
25. Has someone who made 30 hit it before?
No.
The fuck?
Alright, minimum height for you?
Um, I'm 5 '8", so let's go with 5 '8".
5 '8", your height is okay?
Yeah.
Honestly?
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, race?
Um, open.
Are they Asian or Indian?
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
Indian?
Is fine?
Yeah, I've raced with Indian before.
Alright, I've seen some statistics.
Bare minimum education for you?
Um, I would prefer undergraduate degree.
Okay, bachelor's.
Okay, bare minimum income, you said 40,000 pounds?
Yeah.
What is that, U.S.?
60, 70?
That's like 60. It says 54. Oh, shit.
Okay.
Damn, the pound has gone weak.
All right.
Okay, so 54. Okay, can you be married?
Pardon?
Can you be married?
No problem, I'm assuming, right?
Would you be married?
Okay, he can't be married.
Is that okay?
Like, just somebody else?
Yeah, just somebody else.
What's the point of talking to them?
It's because we have a calculator here.
Oh, okay.
And then can he be obese?
Probably not.
Sorry, Mo.
Exclude obese?
Alright, let's see.
In America, and by the way, ladies, this comes from the most accurate assessment of men in America that you can find.
I don't know about the UK, but in America, it comes from the CDC, U.S. Census Bureau, National Health and Nutrition Survey.
So let's go ahead and click that.
Let's see how many wishy scores.
Okay, so he's out there.
You scored 3 out of 5 catbags.
It's about 3% of the population.
But does that population include men and women, or just men?
Men.
It's men.
In the U.S.?
Really?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
So you're never finding a partner.
But this is, let's say, like, U.S. in the U.K. What's it in the U.K.?
It can't be that different.
No, I think that...
Yeah.
Oh, you thought it was going to be 3%?
No, they didn't.
Average income for somebody our age would be around $50,000.
And there's not a lot of men between an age group.
The reason why I did that is to show you guys how rare even a slightly above average guy is.
No, I can tell you it is rare.
It's hard out here.
Why are we single?
That comes back to my original thesis here.
You said the number right there.
Well, here's the thing.
I asked you guys, you know, What are you doing to actively try to find a guy?
And like, what are you prioritizing?
Or like, what are you learning?
And a lot of you guys said things that really only benefits you, and then for some of you guys, it's not really at the top of your priority list is finding a guy.
And I find it interesting that like, the guy that you want is pretty rare.
Your lowball is 3%.
And people don't go for a lowball, so that's fucking terrible.
If I was a chick, I'd be terrified.
Like what I'm trying to explain here is that women 3% is fucking other women.
Let's be real, bro.
3% is fucking other women.
Like, you text the wrong thing and he's fucking another girl.
If you fuck up even a bit, you're done.
3% is like, bro, you gotta look at the rest of your life.
Do you want to live your life alone?
I think that's why it's so easy not to prioritize it because it's just harder to find.
But what's the game plan?
It seems like you guys are in a losing battle.
I'll give you an alternative view.
So as a woman nowadays, divorce is up.
Aren't you Jewish?
Yeah, but divorce is up for everybody and so is prenups.
People want prenups before marriage most typically nowadays and they want divorce.
as a woman, if you don't have your shit together, if you don't have some savings, that guy could leave you and you could be fucked forever, bro, and you would have nobody to turn to.
So as a woman, it's important to have Because nowadays that's a reality.
Who initiates divorces?
I don't fucking know.
Females.
I think he's females.
You're saying they fuck themselves.
They screw over themselves.
Men aren't the one breaking up relationships.
It's women.
You know, why as a woman should you have to put up with somebody who you fucking can't stand at the end of the day?
If a woman chooses to do whatever, you should still have your own shit.
As a man, if you choose to divorce a woman, you can't just go cry about being broke.
You know what I mean?
You have to have your own shit.
But you just formulated your argument saying women need to have their shit together because a guy can leave.
And I'm arguing that.
Men rarely leave women.
It's the women that leave.
Because they're unhappy, though.
It's still a fear.
It doesn't matter who leaves who, bro.
It's just because you've got to have your shit together as a person.
Every personality is not like women now will get married and not have to work.
We have to work now, so we also have to have our own savings and shit.
Well, actually, you don't.
But again, the reason why I'm talking about this and the reason why I said what I said, I'm just saying that modern women don't prioritize finding a man.
And since you guys don't prioritize finding a man, like...
Like, a lot of girls have really high standards.
Would you say this cast is delusional right now?
Three percent.
Most women are, yeah.
You guys are aiming for three percent.
Would you even blackjack that?
Three percent is fucking terrifying.
Most girls think they're entitled to, like, a dude that's six foot, making six figures, attractive, charming, and you think he's only gonna have sex with you.
Well, here's the problem.
They have fucked that dude, but he didn't stick around, so they think it's, oh, I got him once, I'll get him again.
He just fucked and disappeared.
Have you ever thought of that?
Like, oh, I've had a six-foot dude who makes good money.
He fucked and disappeared and you never registered.
You're like, I can get that.
No, but you can't sustain that.
So technically, 30, 40, 50 will be really like, you'll put peanut butter on your pussy and let the pet eat it, right?
You guys are fucked.
And, you know, you could call us misogynists, but if we were your brother, we'd say the same thing.
3% is terrifying, right?
No, I'm not disagreeing.
That's for a fairly average guy, too.
She was even being realistic.
I was like, 3% she's being realistic?
But I guess she's not being realistic.
3% is terrifying.
Your best bet would be 35% minimum.
Even that would be kind of hard, right?
For me, it depends.
For me, if I'm going to have children, I need to be married.
That's my personal preference.
But they don't want to marry you, because how old are you?
I'm 23. I had a man that was going to marry me, but I said no.
You said no.
Why?
I said no.
Because...
Was he Nigerian?
No, he was African-American.
Well, what kind?
Like, what flavor?
Like, what kind of Kentucky?
African-American.
He was a nigga.
Like grape drink type shit?
No.
Criminal?
No.
He's not black?
No.
What did he do again?
He owned a bunch of properties and rented them out.
Why did he fade out?
For me personally, I didn't...
I find his tone...
He was too aggressive in the way that he spoke.
So the guy that fit your criteria, you...
Yeah, I said no.
Don't you think that's a mistake?
Still to this day, he will bet up my friend and be like, please take me back.
And I'm like, no.
But how do you know he'll take you back?
What if he just takes you back to fuck?
No, he still texts me.
He's like, oh my goodness, I want you back.
But what if he just wants to fuck?
How can you tell?
He doesn't.
Like, if he takes you back, he'll be like, oh, she left once.
I never slept with him, ever.
Oh.
No.
Why?
He sounds like he had the whole thing.
Because he just, for me...
He just got attacked?
No, he was too aggressive.
I don't like aggressive men like that.
Hey, bitch.
Hey, what's up, man?
Did you say, give me pussy?
Was he like that?
Or more physical.
Was he grabbing you against your will?
No.
Like black guys.
No, in America, there's a certain harshness in the way that sometimes I feel like it comes off too gruff whereas British people are very direct but we don't have the gruffness that Maybe then we'd be able to better understand, because we don't really get where you're coming from.
Did he grab you?
No, no, no, no.
What do you mean aggressive?
Aggressive is like grab her arm like this, like on some immigrant shit.
She's progressing the same half.
Give us a story.
So for example, like when we were arguing or something like that, he would like, Why would you argue with your man, though?
No, so for example, let's say he would get frustrated about something.
But what?
Like what, he's just blacking out because he has black DNA?
Yeah.
No, like sometimes I wouldn't want to be, okay, so for example, when I got with him, I didn't want him, Cigarettes?
Fags?
Weed?
Cigarettes and in the UK, weed is not legal.
So don't smoke weed around me either.
Alright, so did you met him smoking or no?
No.
So you said don't smoke.
He said, fuck you, nigga!
No, no, no.
When I met him, he did not smoke.
When I met him, he did not smoke.
It was never relayed to me that he smoked in the past or anything like that.
So, After a while, he's hanging out with his friends.
He starts smoking.
I'm like, what's this?
Like, I didn't sign up for someone who smoked.
And he was like, oh, I just smoked casually.
And I was like, yeah, but I do not like this.
Like, you need to brush your teeth.
I'm not kissing you.
Like, I don't.
Wait, what?
I'm not about smoking.
I told you this from jump.
And you told me you didn't smoke.
I mean, teeth.
Sorry, sorry.
How did he react to that?
Was he like, take this nigga dick!
No, he was like, okay.
He was like, okay with it.
And then after a while, it became like very lax.
Like he would go, like every restaurant we would go at, he wants to stay outside now because he wants to smoke.
And I'm like, ew.
And it's stuck to my clothes.
But you stay with him.
For like two months.
Isn't this kind of petty for cigarettes?
You started acting up.
Alright guys, rumble soon.
Please tune in and rumble.
You said something from day one, I believed you at your word, and then you went back on it, and now you're getting upset with me because I didn't like something that I told you I didn't like from the start, and then you're getting frustrated because you just want to have a cigarette.
When I told you from jump, I don't like it.
Yeah, but you still fucked him, though.
I didn't.
She didn't fuck him at all in the relationship.
That's kind of like...
That makes no sense.
Wait, what?
Eight months and you're gonna smash him?
No.
So what's he doing in the bed when you guys are in bed together?
Is he just grabbing at you?
No, we would cuddle and stuff like that, No, she sucked his dick.
No.
Bro, I fucked the shit out you that week!
What the fuck?
No!
We're two months!
Why were you so evil to him?
No, I just didn't want to cross that boundary.
I wanted us to- Were you horny at least?
Yeah, she was.
She's not even attracted to the- Were you attracted?
You're just taking his money!
You're just taking his resources and you're not even attracted.
I was attracted.
I just- I can't deal with smoking.
Like, she- I gave him a handjob, at least.
A handjob.
No, I didn't- I hate smoking.
Bro, you are a liar, bro.
It's disgusting.
No, no, but you- Favour the ick.
No.
Absolutely not.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, Chris.
What were you benefiting for eight months that made you stay?
First of all, this was COVID, so we barely went on dates or anything like that.
What were you gaining that you stayed eight months?
I liked his companionship, and then it just went downhill.
Did you live with him?
No.
So you didn't gain anything?
No.
But I was in a relationship with him.
I really liked him.
It just went downhill.
Sounds like a friendship.
You really...
Hold on, hold on.
When you...
She fucked somebody else.
No, but I was also very young.
I was like 19. Did you fuck someone else?
Yes.
No.
In eight months.
Bro, she's a bad liar, bro.
Look at her eyes.
I was 19 at the time.
Really?
Yes.
It's different in the UK.
Listen, as an expert, 19-year-olds fuck.
Yeah, I know.
So you were with him for eight months and you guys didn't hook up?
Oh, she's here right now.
I'd smoke meth if I was in bed with you for eight months on some gay shit.
We're just cuddling.
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.
No, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys.
I mean, let's just...
You just didn't find him down a route, which is fine.
Would you fuck her?
Eight months?
Yeah, of course.
Eight months.
Come on, man.
First week.
Colbert Cove.
Anybody who goes here at the table like look at that like, that's kind of crazy.
But with their friends, they would never behave like this with their friends.
You guys are pretending eight months is normal?
No, before?
Before.
Not for 2025, 2024.
Put the subtitles, bro.
What the fuck is this shit?
Alright, let's go around the room.
Satanist!
I don't know.
Eight months not giving pussy, is that kind of mean?
I mean, to each their own.
It's a good choice.
If you got eight months no dick, you would feel like, oh, whatever?
No, maybe I'd die.
But I have a very, very high sex relief.
And she might not.
She has a high sex drive.
Look how fit she is.
That's good hormonal levels.
That's double D, right?
That's good hormonal levels.
Is it double D?
Yeah.
All right.
I mean, good genetics doesn't mean that.
She's being weird.
Eight months is a long time.
That's the whole COVID break.
You didn't touch him?
I was definitely being weird, but I didn't feel comfortable.
Just say you're not attracted to the guy.
I was attracted to him.
I just didn't feel comfortable.
Did you masturbate to him?
No.
You're not attracted to him at all.
What the fuck?
But I don't understand.
Women reach their sexual peak around 25. Yeah, I was 19 years old.
And also, I never felt really comfortable with him.
Like bodies.
Did you have bodies at that?
How many guys you been with at that?
Five.
Three, four.
Yo, two plus.
Why is she smiling?
Yeah, see, he's smart.
Zero.
Zero, shut the fuck up.
When 19, I had zero.
I was 21, I had zero.
But you, I can tell you're captain.
You did something.
Bro, like, come on, she's a freak, man.
Alright, when did you have your first man?
That's private.
See, she's lying hard.
No, but 9 to 0, that's private though.
Jeez, all right.
Oh my goodness, 15, I was just, oh God.
Wait, what?
Sorry, sorry.
15 is wild.
That's pretty common in the US.
Really?
Okay, how about this?
My son, my son, my son.
I have sex for 15. When's the last time?
I don't even have my husband.
This is not that intrusive.
For men this is normal, I think, so sorry.
Okay, thank you, Zelensky.
When's the last time you had sex?
That's not intrusive.
That is intrusive.
No, it's not.
Eight months, a year.
That tells a lot.
Listen, I'm not answering that.
I mean, no, I'm not gonna lie.
We can ask.
I mean, we know the studies.
We know the studies.
When's the last time you smashed?
Like, yesterday?
What?
Who?
Yeah.
My partner.
He's here.
She's in a relationship.
Alright, what about you?
It's Sunday.
Alright, what about you?
Just once ago.
Months?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about you, Mr. Ukraine?
I'm so far away.
I skip these questions.
Was it over a month?
I won't skip this question.
Slav Ogranski.
Over a month, over a year?
Listen, listen, not joking about, okay, political, and not telling me about Fuck your fucking country!
How about that?
Fuck you!
Fuck Russia!
Fuck Ukraine!
USA in the chat!
We bomb you!
We own you!
You are slaves!
You are slaves!
W America!
How about that?
Welcome to Miami!
No.
America.
And you know, it sounds like I'm joking.
I'm being honest.
You look like crazy, you know?
Okay.
Alright, what about you, Russia?
When was the last time you fornicated?
I'm gonna skip this question as well.
Is it over a month?
They work for Zelensky, they're not gonna answer.
A long time ago.
A long time ago?
Yeah.
come on.
Oh my God.
Yo, she's, all right, all right.
This is the best one.
She's gonna answer for the truth.
Come on, Philly.
Beak Mill getting fucked by Diddy.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Lord knows!
Lord knows I'm filthy rich!
Come on.
Like the Thursday or Friday before I left.
Type shit.
Type shit.
I got here on Friday night.
What about you, PhD?
Sunday, I wish it was today.
Yeah, yeah, true, true.
Type shit, type shit.
What about you?
I believe you, I believe you.
Like a week and a half ago.
A week and a half ago?
Where'd you find him?
How long you been in Miami so far?
We came yesterday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, like, here, yeah, yeah, Herb.
You?
Yes, we came together yesterday.
No, but, uh, when did you fuck, though?
I declined to answer.
Did you come at the same time?
Well, you came at 10 a.m.
Yeah, I got here at like 10am.
No, I got your innuendo, but...
I know.
I got it.
All right, fair enough.
Anything else, Zerka, before I get a quick message?
All right, so guys, we're going to go ahead.
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Did I miss anything?
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It's short, guys.
like a minute.
Yeah.
All right.
Cool, cool, cool.
So, guys, we're going to go on over and switch to Rumble here in a second.
Some of the girls get a quick bathroom break.
Because, you know, girls gotta use a bathroom.
Look at this nigga, man.
You're breaking everything, Chris.
Bro, like, this shit?
It's like, alright, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
Bruh.
This guy, man.
Zerker, you have anything before we switch on over to Rumble?
Like the video!
Yeah, smash that like button and just smash that fucking like button.
Oh yeah, we got 24,000 watching live, bro.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
Wait, wait.
34?
24, yeah.
Well, what's average?
Cheers!
Yeah, we typically do something between 10 and 30 in that range.
Damn!
Well, for after hours, yeah.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Come on, man.
Yeah, shout out to all y 'all ninjas.
You can put your headphones back on.
Headphones are completely.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mochmoch.
You guys alright?
Yep.
You girls are scared of us.
This is a scared cast.
Am I tripping?
No, no, no.
I'm not.
Am I shouting?
No, but like...
Are we on Rumble?
Not yet.
We'll switch.
Let me know.
Let me know.
I got something to say to this Jewish girl.
Come on over to Rumble, ninjas.
Wait, wait.
Who's all Jewish?
Isn't this one?
It's kind of hot.
Sorry.
We'll switch on over, guys.
Come on over to Rumble, ninjas.
Come on over to Rumble.
Zarko?
Wait, how long do you guys do on Rumble?
Hold on, hold on!
I gotta know, Myron, how long do you guys do on Rumble?
Ah, we'll be chilling here for a little bit.
Alright, alright.
Let me get cozy.
Wait.
Are y 'all ready?
Not yet.
Okay.
Nah.
Why?
We're switching on over Rumble right now.
Asian?
Filipino, okay.
Alright, and fuck it!
These girls are acting like a bunch of fucking faggots.
This one said to me, happy pride.
Do I look like I'm fucking pride?
Yes.
Do I look like I'm pride?
Yes.
Yeah.
I can see you at some of the clubs in NYC, like, with your shirt off and a chain fist bumping, like, yeah, boys.
I could see it.
It wasn't six million.
What?
I think...
What the fuck?
It's impossible!
I don't even think she knows what she's talking about.
She knows what I'm talking about!
She's a fucking cunt!
I want to apologize.
Listen, listen.
I'm German.
I'm literally German.
Wait, do you know what he's talking about?
I like Germany.
I actually went this year.
We went to Beer Hall.
We ate mad.
Hitler wanted to exterminate you because you charge interest.
Your grandfather charged interest.
They worked in banking.
Your family did.
True?
Gross.
Look at you.
She's smiling.
I don't want to get too much info.
Did your family work in politics, media, or banking as Jews in America, subverting American culture?
No comment.
You guys reject Jesus, don't you?
I can vibe with Jesus.
I can fuck with everybody.
Her family is from Manhattan, bro.
No, he was a Jew.
What kind of Jew are you?
I'm a nice Jew.
Are you Polish?
You're a Polish one?
Are you a Polish?
I'm a good Jew.
Are you Polish?
I don't know.
I'm not really sure.
Let's hear whiteness.
I'm a nice Jew.
I'm a mensch.
They call me a mensch.
What does that mean?
It means I'm an upstanding citizen.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Give me your hand.
Bro, you keep trying to pull me over the fucking table.
I'm not going to pull you.
I don't want to touch you.
I don't want to touch you right now.
Hitler invaded you, okay?
I was not alive for this.
But you support international Jewry.
You think you want to charge her interest for a fucking house?
She lost her parents?
And you fucking kikes!
If I take out a loan, I gotta pay interest to my guy!
We're all in this shit together, you know the banks?
There's not only Jewish people at the banks now, there's Christian people.
That's a good argument.
So you're getting fucked by the Jews as well?
We're all getting screwed over by interest, man!
Fuck the banks!
But are we getting screwed over by Jew, international Jewry?
I don't know if there's a direct correlation.
What about all the dead babies in Palestine?
I don't know, man.
I got to know your opinion as a Jew.
I have no opinion.
No opinion.
No opinion on dead babies?
That's kind of cold.
I was going to say, she actually could get an interest-free loan as a Jew.
What do you mean by that?
How?
Put me on.
Jews can get interest-free loans.
You didn't know that?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's against Jewish law to charge another Jew interest or usury.
Damn, alright.
Yeah.
Gotta find my Jewish.
Man, bro, her family's from Manhattan, bro.
They're loaded, bro.
They know their shit.
Are you loaded?
Yeah, bro.
Bro, you don't live in Manhattan and you're poor, bro.
Her family's from Manhattan.
She lived with some guy who's broke.
Yeah, Jews are never broke.
I've never met a Jewish janitor.
Yeah, broke girl.
And they're all filthy.
They don't work in janitor.
Like, what the fuck?
Well, they don't do manual labor jobs.
And I'm not picking sides.
I don't like Muslims, but Jews...
You shouldn't have to like a lot of people.
Maybe you gotta practice more love and less hate.
When you're mad hateful, people will dislike you.
And this is a chakra guy.
No, listen...
This is a chakra guy he mad fucking hateful.
No, no, check this out.
Does anyone debate that?
That's like a fact.
I don't know the statistics.
I don't know.
Maybe it's not.
Can we fact check it?
I see you're shaking your head.
Can you put your headphones on?
You don't agree with him?
She's very loud, you know?
Oh.
We'll turn his mind down.
Hello!
Am I screaming?
Am I right now?
Like her headphones down.
Her headphones.
I'm trying to turn you guys on.
On some primal nigga shit.
My microphone 9. You're just trying to pick arguments, I feel like.
No, I swear to God.
Yo, I swear to God, I'm not trolling.
When I was 12 years old, I was based on the Jewish question.
When I found out at 12 years old, 90% of banking media politics is Jewish, I said, how can we ever blame black people?
How can we blame Mexicans when you guys literally make this system and everyone hates on the white guy?
But the white guy doesn't make the system.
Your bloodline does.
Epstein, Weinstein, you guys are Goldstein.
You know what I'm saying?
Goldstein, like, it's fucking gnarly.
You know what's funny?
All that white hate, if it was transferred to Jews, which you guys are like the top 1% of the financial market, it would actually make a lot of sense.
That happened a lot in Syracuse.
There was some, like, hate crimes.
Yeah, the Jews be getting some hate right now.
No, no, you're talking about Israelis.
I'm not talking about Israelis.
I'm talking about international white Jewry.
You mix your DNA with mine.
You should be getting some shit nowadays, especially with the war that's going on right now and the conflict in the Middle East.
There's actually a lot of hate to both sides.
Bro, you guys have the most documented genocide in history.
Digital.
Everyone watches dead babies and pretends it's not real.
I mean, in America, we're not in the Middle East.
In America, there is hate going to both sides.
Like, you could be a Jewish person or you could be a Palestinian person.
You have this equal chance of being hate-crimed against because people are feeling strongly about this.
They have strong feelings right now.
Would you rather be a Jew or a Palestinian right now in Palestine?
I'm happy with the person I am.
Would you want to be a Palestinian right now?
I mean, I'm happy where I'm at.
I would not want to be a Palestinian.
But would you ever want to change roles with a Palestinian?
No.
Why?
I mean, I'm happy with the person I am.
But why don't you want to switch?
I'm living it up right now.
If it's Swiss right now, would you panic for your life?
Definitely, yeah.
There's a huge war there, of course.
Anywhere in a war zone, I would be afraid for my life.
Is it a war?
Rocketing children is a war?
It's a war.
I mean, I would be afraid to be anywhere that there's rockets active, of course.
Who wants to be there, bro?
Get the fuck out of here.
I don't know.
I just feel like it's like the most one-sided thing.
Like, bro, I'm a man who dislikes Arabs and I'm on Team Palestine.
Isn't that weird?
You know how one-sided...
Raise your hand if it's a genocide.
Oh, look at this!
Wow!
Look at this!
Look at all the girls!
They're Zionists!
You guys are on a platform in front of everyone influencing people to murder babies!
It's going both ways.
It was documented in both ways.
If you attack one side, you're going to get a retaliation at the end of the day.
You're saying these sad niggas are tripping.
I know what you're saying.
It's people fighting.
What do you think of that?
It's people fighting each other.
What do you mean by that?
If you're smart, you get the fuck out of there and you come to America or you come somewhere else.
But what do you mean they're fighting each other?
You're saying army on army?
I'm saying just leave.
It's not a good idea to be there.
There's a war happening.
Get the fuck out, you know?
They can't leave.
How many people in Gaza are children?
Is it 40, 45?
Over 50% of the population is under 18. So 50% of children are in a war?
And 70% of the people that have been killed are women and kids.
And you girls would rather be politically correct than stay in the moral side of history?
There's a blockade.
They can't leave.
They can't go to Egypt and they can't go in Israel.
I thought there was a boat coming for them.
Greta's coming.
A boat?
A boat?
They arrested her and they deported her.
She went and they took her flotilla.
Alright.
But yeah, you can tell all the girls here are like, what the fuck's going on here?
It's kind of hot that you guys are bloodthirsty.
We've never had a panel this bloodthirsty.
You guys would rather be politically correct.
Then stand up for children?
I'm a villain and I'm on the good side.
What the fuck?
I'll be honest.
I don't think most of them would even be able to point Israel on a map.
Yes, they would.
The Jew would.
No, no, no.
Ladies, who can point Israel on a map?
Maybe.
You know what?
She's Filipino.
Get this Adobo chicken and this bitch.
Name three countries, all right?
Oh, shit.
All right.
We'll start right here, Ms. Canada.
They're educated.
They're going to do this.
And you can't name where you're from?
Canada, Mexico, United States, or a country that was named.
So in this case, you can't name Israel.
So go ahead.
We'll start with you.
Scotland, Ireland, and England.
All right, easy enough.
Wait, England, no,'cause she's from there.
Pick one more.
Okay, Morocco.
Morocco.
I'm gonna start with my A lower man!
What about you?
Argentina, Chile, Honduras.
Belarus, Belgium, Pakistan.
What about you?
What?
Wait, I said Pakistan.
Someone said Pakistan.
Yeah.
Um, uh, France.
Okay.
What about you?
Three countries.
Oh, she's sweating.
That's easy for me.
What did she say?
Portugal?
All right, two more.
I think someone named Brazil.
Yeah, she mentioned it.
Wait, Italy, Portugal, and what was the third one?
Spain.
Spain.
That's how to properly say it.
Ladies, you guys got to push in and talk into the mics.
All of you need to come in and get engaged on the show and talk on the mic because they can't hear you when you're back there, so please sit up and sit right in front of the mic, bring it close to you.
Alright, what about you?
Switzerland, New Zealand, Egypt.
Alright, that's fine.
What about you?
Turkey, Iceland, and Greenland.
Alright, alright, so...
Don't fuck it up, bro.
I had my three.
I've been spoken like four times in a row.
Let her get it, man.
Let her go, let her go.
Alright, three countries.
You got this.
No pressure.
We just haven't done this in literally months.
We're every single girl named three countries.
No pressure.
Right.
Um...
See, now I'm on the spot.
It's very stressful.
Great to say in.
He'll help you.
Rumunya.
Look at the content.
No, no, no, ladies, you can't help.
Everybody be quiet.
Three countries.
You got this.
Right.
Um, New Zealand was said.
Someone, yep.
Greenland, Iceland.
Yep.
You forgot Bohemian Grove.
Now she can't say it.
Sorry, I'm laughing.
You said, like, Australian?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I don't think so.
We'll give it to you.
Two more.
Thank you.
We'll give it to you.
Two more.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ladies, ladies.
No helping, ladies.
No helping, man.
Mongolia?
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, like, has anyone said, uh, Japan yet?
No.
No.
Oh my god!
I told you!
We got it 100%!
You know, I predicted it.
That's why they're so quiet.
Oh my god.
Can you guys do that?
I'm like, can you guys do that?
I'm like, can you guys do that?
Yo, yo, like, yo, he doesn't know.
I was like, wait, hold on, what's that, bro?
Yo, yo, chat, man.
Yo, yo, chat.
No, no, no, because I had Mo double check, like, he said Mongolia still exists.
I was like, wait, Mongolia still exists?
They ride choruses to music festivals.
Speed was just there.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
Ask their questions.
You want to ask?
I'll be down.
You got anything you want to ask the girls?
Girls, I want to know, what is your greatest fear?
Alright, we can start here.
Your greatest fear.
Fears.
That's rough.
Honestly, this might be kind of like a hard one.
We gotta rebuke you in the name of Jesus!
I don't want to die overnight in my sleep like my mom did.
There were, like, no symptoms.
There was no lead-ups.
That was cancer killed in the sleep?
Yeah.
What kind of cancer?
Brain.
Oof.
No symptoms, no lead-up.
So I've always just been afraid that might happen to me someday.
I just don't wake up.
This is kind of fucked up, but who told you?
Was it a doctor?
Oh, no.
Okay, so I woke up to my father sobbing alone when we were supposed to go to school that day, so that's where we kind of got all the information.
Damn.
That's no joking matter.
That is no joking matter.
What's your biggest fear?
And don't send me no packages, but Styrofoam packing peanuts.
Wait.
Yo, I have phobia.
I have a phobia.
I've been to a hypnotherapist.
Like, I have a big phobia.
The Jews afraid of peanuts?
Yeah.
Styrofoam packing peanuts and the cornstarch ones, too.
That's so specific.
Don't show me none of that shit.
Don't bring none of that shit around me ever.
Like, I freaked the fuck out.
Wait, okay.
Hold on.
You know that shit you put in the fucking packages, bro?
Like bubble wrap, she's saying.
Not bubble wrap, though.
The packing peanuts, styrofoam.
They're illegal in New York.
That's why I love New York.
Have you been trafficked before?
No, I'm just afraid of them.
Maybe in a past life.
I don't know.
Is that what they use?
I don't know.
When they package things, you know how they have that shit in there?
I don't even want to think about it.
That's very unique.
How did you develop that fear?
I was born with it.
No, there's gotta be something that, like, triggers it.
I had a dream that I touched a packing peanut and slowly became more and more packing peanut, but at a very young age.
Bro, I've seen her IG, man.
She's fucked.
Alright, next.
I guess height.
No, like, you know, I'm fucked.
Alright, what's your fear?
I said heights.
Heights?
Oh, okay.
Okay, what about you?
Wait, wait, wait.
Heights?
Yeah, she's in Heights.
My parents, my family, I'm scared about now working in Ukraine.
Wait, what?
No, no, your greatest fear.
What are you scared of?
I'm scared to lose my parents.
From Putin.
Fuck you, Putin, yes.
No, fuck.
I don't care.
I'm not admiring.
I'm not with Russia.
You're right.
Thank you so much.
Because I don't understand you.
I like Trump.
I like Trump.
I don't like Putin.
I like Trump.
I'm happy.
You like Trump.
Whatever.
This is your choice.
Like whatever you want.
Okay, that's fine.
All right.
What about you?
What's your biggest fear?
I would say death.
Kind of a caw fog.
Come on, man, give us something else.
Something better.
This is the biggest.
You ask about the biggest fear.
Okay, why are you scared to die?
Because you might be reborn into Taterland.
Where are you from?
Russia.
Tater?
Taterstan.
Taterstan in Russia, but from Russia.
Wait, did you grow up in a Muslim family?
Yeah.
What do you think about your tattoos not covering hair?
So, the story was actually like, I didn't ask my mom to do the tattoos, and she was very upset.
You did them in America?
No, in my hometown.
Oh, shit.
Nice, nice.
Thank you.
Okay.
So you did it in your hometown, which is a Muslim area, right?
Yeah.
They had a tattoo shop there?
Yeah, a lot of.
A lot of gold fuckers there.
And my mom was really upset.
What'd your dad do?
I have no dad.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Go to your room.
She wasn't speaking with me, like, a month.
Okay.
And I was really impressed with these lessons.
What did you ask?
No, your greatest fear.
So like, okay, so, It's a different topic.
It's the diet, but yeah, but I was just asking about your Muslim background.
Okay.
So you're an awful Muslim.
Great.
Okay.
Me too.
It's okay.
All right.
All right, what about you?
What's your greatest fear?
Crazy.
Probably, like, cardiovascular disease.
Wow, that's the number one killer of Americans.
What about a big black guy in an alley?
We're like a big movie in an alley.
That's like saying death, though.
I'm like a hypochondriac.
What's the hypo what?
A hypochondriac?
It's when you're, like, paranoid about your health.
Okay.
It is the number one killer.
It is the number one killer.
Were you suffering during the pandemic?
Yeah, you look like Omnicom.
Alright, what about you?
What is your greatest fear?
I was going to say getting underpaid or not getting paid.
But I think I was scared straight.
Your worst fear came true at that sushi place.
what the fuck okay that's a very when you say underpaid like overworked I've worked for a lot of nonprofits and they just like I love that it's mission driven but Oh, just now?
Yeah.
Are your standards too high?
Not that my standards are too high, but it's just the outcome.
Let's hear her.
Maybe she's more than 3%.
No.
I think she was pickier than her, but we can pull it up if you want.
Are you ready to destroy your life?
I guarantee she's a lot pickier.
Yeah, let's pull up a calculator.
Let's go ahead.
Let's fly through this.
Minimum to maximum age.
30 to, like, 45. Minimum height?
5 '9.
Be honest.
5 '9 is hitting it?
That's my height.
Race?
Any?
Really?
You're not taking Chinese dick.
Stop this shit, bro.
You guys don't fuck Chinese dick.
Take off Angel, bro.
She's lying, bro.
Like, what you are now.
Not what you've been with before, what your standards are now.
Like, stop.
Like, be honest.
Yeah.
Have you ever had an Asian guy?
No.
There you go.
Alright, so 30, 45, that's whatever.
What's the height?
let's do six feet yep yeah see alright see close your mic it's 6'9 to be like six feet no okay because I've been on a date Let's scare me a little bit more.
White and black, not Hispanic.
Facts.
Why no Mexicans?
I am Hispanic, so I've grown up with it.
Education?
Minimum education.
High school, college?
College.
It doesn't matter, bro.
Bachelors?
Okay.
She wanted a PhD.
Bachelors or associates?
They said Asian, six foot Asian, Maren.
Maren, they're saying six foot Asian.
Minimum income?
Associate is fine.
I think if you're smart, you can make money.
Put associate.
We're doing the bare minimum.
Alright, income minimum.
Alright, in Miami, let's do like 120.
No, no, no. 120.
For you?
That's fine.
She said 120.
That's cool.
Let's try not to influence her too much.
Alright, and then, can you be married?
No.
Okay.
Can he be obese?
Um, no.
Be honest.
Okay.
Sorry, Mo.
Well, let's go through this one more time.
30 to 45. Thank you, Chris.
Minimum height is six foot.
This is lower.
This is going to be lower.
White and black.
Associate's degree.
Income 120.
Anything you want to change before we go?
I would do 5 '9".
No, no, no, no.
Put 5 '9", bro.
Put 5 '9", it's fine.
She's going at 1%, I guarantee you.
It's an Asian guy, bro.
All right, build your man.
Go ahead.
All right.
Let's give her the best chances.
Asian?
No, she said no.
Alright, let's see how many men meet your requirements.
And, oh wow, less than 1%.
That's better.
Wait, no it's not.
Oh, it's less than 1%, what the fuck?
Yeah, less.
Yo, you're alone for life.
Am I gonna die alone?
I mean, you can hit the lottery before that.
Yep.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Well, I think we just made your fear worse.
Yeah, thank you.
Congratulations.
Do I win something?
It's cool that math doesn't mean anything.
I'll give you one question then.
Would you be okay with your guy having other girls?
That might help you.
Like, before we're married, yeah.
No, no, no.
Like, him having, like, a side chick and shit.
If I know everything.
Oh, you want to know?
Yeah.
I hate being lied to.
I mean, but like...
You just knew that he was a monogamous.
Yeah, I think I don't want too specific.
Okay.
You just want to know that he does it, but not who and shit.
Right.
I've never seen In the Zeros.
You're like the first one.
Alright, well, yeah.
Congratulations.
It's going to be hard for you to find a guy.
What about you?
What's your biggest fear?
I would say dying having made no impact on, like, other people's lives.
She thought that went out.
Deep.
Yeah.
I mean, like, it's cool.
All right.
What about you, Ms. Canada?
Can it be unrealistic?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Zombies.
That may be really scary.
The Last of Us?
Have you seen that show?
Give us a realistic one.
All right, so that's one.
Give us now a realistic one.
Storm Drains.
Wait.
What the fuck is that?
I've had bad dreams about them.
Storm?
Like falling in one?
Yeah.
Maybe a past life.
Like the holes in it, like the grates.
Like I had a dream once that I walked over it and it just opened and I fell in.
And then it closed when I fell off.
That's an interesting...
Bye.
Wet.
All right.
Okay, so I got some of the girls' questions here.
I could read some of these.
All right, cool.
Now, ladies, it's up to you.
I'll read these questions.
If you want to say, if you asked it, cool.
If not, then it's fine.
You can stay anonymous.
What does happiness mean to you?
I'll let you answer these questions, Zerka, because you're the special guest.
What does happiness mean to you, Zerka?
I follow the philosophy of freedom.
I think humans pretend they want high-earning jobs and all this shit, but really they want freedom.
We've seen broke people be free.
We've seen mid-class be free.
What about choice paralysis?
What do you mean?
Like, when you have too many choices, you have too many.
Does a surfer have that?
Someone who loves to surf?
Nah, he just surfs.
What?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
What's up, man?
I'm telling you, if you complicate life, it gets really depressing.
That's what I'm saying about choices.
Yeah, don't complicate it.
You know, like, what is your passion?
There's a second part of this.
Where does being happy rank in importance for you in your life?
Oh, okay.
Zerka.
In my life?
Yeah, where does it rank for you?
I'm a man, so I don't think it's that important.
I think we get distracted by work.
I think there's honor in work when you're a man.
I think we sweat by the brow.
And I think women can be happy, but men, men focus, you know?
And we are happy when we're focused, when we're killing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think happiness is really only a privilege that women can run for.
When men are happy, it kind of looks like a faggot.
Yeah.
Why?
I couldn't tell you, but gay means happy, right?
I'll say this.
Women will destroy their relationship for their happiness, but men will destroy their happiness for their relationship.
Because women always destroy relationships.
Y 'all always divorce your shit.
I just love how men can be distracted by honor.
They can let go of pussy for honor and legacy, but women can never let go of dick.
There's no Napoleon in history.
What's the female Napoleon?
Name one conqueror or just one genius.
Griselda.
What's a female genius' name?
Griselda.
Who?
Female genius.
Cleopatra.
Cleopatra, yes.
She was a whore.
Queen Elizabeth?
I don't know.
That's a genius?
Not a genius, no.
But, like, if you move money and power.
It's kind of weird.
You guys have to go 4,000 years back.
That's crazy.
Yeah, isn't it?
Cheers.
Let's get ready to the ball!
Alright, go ahead.
Alright, next question is, how small is your dick?
Oh, dude.
Yeah, who asked this one?
It's kind of funny.
Who asked this one?
Come on.
Her.
No.
It had to be like...
Come on, who has this one?
Sometimes when I flash it, it looks like the statue of David.
Was it you?
It was who?
The her.
No, I didn't say I was just What do you think about cryptocurrency?
I like crypto, but I feel like at the end of the day, and Marin, I was going to tell you this, at the end of the day, I don't know if you agree with that.
I know you don't agree with this.
What do you buy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marin, I know you don't believe in this, but be real with yourself, Chris, Marin.
At 55, you buy your dream car.
Can you even enjoy it at that age?
Wouldn't it be more smart to buy?
I know you hate this, but wouldn't you guys...
Yeah.
At 55, you're going to enjoy your dream car?
Wouldn't it be smarter to have it at your age right now?
And I'm really pushing my iron,'cause I'm like I have my dream car.
I don't like cars, sir.
All right.
What's something that you're saving for later, Myron?
Because you have a bunch of property.
You don't spend your money.
There's gotta be something that's kind of stupid to buy for you.
That's why I buy the real estate.
Aren't you past that?
You have a bunch of property?
You're past that.
No, I want to be able to be at a point where I can really, like, full-on throw Romans and say the Holocaust of the Lion shit.
Okay, well, how about this?
I need more money for that.
How about this?
I need more money, man.
When do you think, Myron,'cause at 55, Myron, especially in Miami, you're gonna have a lot of money, but I don't think you'll be able to Who the fuck at 55 wants to spend the money?
I'm not saying don't invest, but I'm saying right now, Myron should have his dream car, and he can easily afford it.
I don't care about cars.
For me, I buy the real estate so I can say what I want.
Like, it's a power move, yeah.
Because I knew that as we did this YouTube shit, like at some point they were gonna come after us for saying the things that we say.
So for me, I just like invest to fucking And everyone's like, oh, he could have put it into property and made so much more.
I feel like he made the right move, because what are you going to look at walls all day?
I feel like Agitate's move was so much better.
It's good marketing.
Yeah, some toys, some shit like that.
That's what guys love, is cars and girls.
That's my biggest fear, is 55 with a lot of money, but I don't want to spend it.
So that's why I'm saying, I'm not saying go broke, but I'm saying you should spend right now, man.
You should.
What are you planning to do at 55?
That's the thing.
will you have the same hormone level to...
Myron fucks right now.
The guy could buy his own...
Myron could have some excitement in his life right now, but he goes right into property, and he's got the right long-term answer, but I guarantee you Myron at 55...
It is, isn't it?
That's how I fight them.
I mean, but how are you?
Wait, wait, wait.
It's hard, though.
Yeah, how will you, like, if you don't save your money, if you spend it all, how will you support your generations to come?
You know, you want to go out and have a lot of sex and have mad kids, how are you going to make sure that they do well in the world and don't end up homeless and making, you know, shame on your name?
You know what's interesting?
When you look at it, any dad who gives their son money, Bro, we know these guys, and they are so pathetic.
I love that my dad didn't give me an inheritance.
You know, he could have.
Because I, you know, hustled, I got on this show, and I did a bunch of coke.
But I'm telling you right now, I feel like, you know, you give a kid a lot of money, there's no way he's gonna make it.
I got a good question for you.
Yeah.
How many men is an acceptable amount of women for you?
Body count.
That's what they're asking.
I've never asked you this, so this is actually a good question.
I guess if you're getting...
This is a good question.
If you get her young, it could be six.
It could be six, right?
Six?
Brutal.
It's a brutal answer.
Sure?
Yeah, she asked.
Okay, so six for you?
Six and below?
It's a brutal answer, I know, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Fair.
I'm being realistic.
Oh, that's good.
I'd say that's a good barometer.
Six to eight, yeah.
Okay.
What would you tell your daughter about men, Sirka?
You know, I'd say this.
I don't think a man has ever had a conversation with a woman without at least some images in his head popping up in his inner world of pictures, as Carl Jung talks about.
I'm pretty sure no man has ever had a conversation with a woman without fucking her in his head.
That's because men are driven by lust.
Are you having that conversation with your daughter, having these images in her head?
Depends.
Is she hot?
What?
That's crazy.
It depends if she's hot.
I can't fuck my blood daughter.
No, you're saying that she's more in danger of these men?
Yes.
Is that what you're saying?
Listen, I'll tell you this, alright?
If it's my blood daughter, technically she belongs to me, right?
This is funny until I have a daughter.
Then it's not funny.
Here's the question for you, Zerko.
What are you most afraid of in bed with a girl?
I'm most afraid of in bed with a girl.
Yo, Moe, chill.
Yo, Moe, chill.
You know, he's laughing because he relates.
Yo, Moe.
Mute me.
Mute your mic, nigga.
Alright, what are you most afraid of in bed with a girl?
In bed?
Yeah.
Bro, when they say, I'm not even joking, it sounds like comedy, I'm being serious, you know?
When they say, eat my pussy.
Like, bro, I've never ate pussy.
Yo, I'm convinced.
I thought all good-looking men don't eat pussy, and I grew up, and I'm like, what?
My good-looking friends still eat pussy?
Like, I thought if you're, like, a Chad, you don't eat pussy.
I thought that's the rule.
Isn't pussy eating, like, some faggot on its knees shit?
I agree.
You know what?
I did it one time, never again, bro.
It's just trash.
You know what's funny?
2013, I'll never forget May.
2013.
Bro, with one...
I've had to urge once, and I don't even know if it was ever.
That's love.
I remember.
What did it taste like?
What time was it?
There's something about being submissive in the bedroom that has never registered with me.
Here's how weird it is.
I've gone years without sex just because I said I don't need pussy.
I don't need to be in this game.
That's how much I don't like being submissive.
Even if I want to do something, I'll go to the, you know...
And I'm a top 1% male!
I'm a top 1% male thinking of this.
So technically only faggots eat the pussy, right?
I think it's a woman's job to please a man, not the other way around.
That's why I think so.
That's why I think eating vaginas are guys.
And they love it for Drake.
Not for their boyfriend, but for a high-value male.
They love pleasing that guy.
All these girls will suck the skin off Drake's nigga dick!
What is your obsession with Drake?
Drake!
All these girls say eat my pussy unless it's Drake.
Then they shut the fuck up.
They all shut the fuck up.
I don't like it.
You know what's crazy?
Fuck these faggots.
If Drake sexually abused these girls, they wouldn't say shit.
I swear to God I'm telling the truth.
You're not.
I swear to God I'm telling the truth.
I'm one in the chat.
No?
You have a sexual hyperfixation on Drake.
Yo, girls, get up, man.
You're obsessed with Drake.
Like, you clearly got sexually abused by Drake.
Yo, check this out.
Bro, what did Drake do to you?
When a high-value male sexualizes and sexually abuses a woman, they don't say shit.
They say, we hooked up, but it was weird.
But when a fucking simp does it, they call the police.
That's how I know these bitches are evil, bro.
That's every single time.
Yo, Gus, get him!
Gus, get him!
And yo, while I'm at it, 80% of women orgasm during rape?
What the fuck is wrong with your gender, nigga?
Like, you get wet just to, like, get easier.
I don't.
If I'm getting fucked in my ass, I'm like, nigga, get the fuck out of me!
You're not able to get wet in your ass.
Sorry, sorry.
You're not able physically.
Only the men at this table don't have a chance of getting wet during rape.
Why do you know these statistics?
I Google, nigga!
Yo, Marty!
What's your frustration with this?
You said 80% of girls...
I'm not trolling.
I read that.
Well, a lot of women actually do have rape fantasies.
A lot of them do, actually.
They tell me when they break up.
They're like, you should have done this to me.
I'm like, get the fuck out of my fucking life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's actually surprising how many women have...
Fifty Shades of Grey is their most popular favorite book.
That's not rape.
I wouldn't even recommend Chad's.
I think it's a dangerous game.
Yeah, facts.
You know, I think give her the bad sex.
Don't give her the good sex.
What the fuck?
You're making a funny face.
You disagree?
You're making a face.
This is just a wild topic.
What part do you like?
Is that part that's crazy for you?
Go ahead.
Say it.
Nigga, let him talk!
You were going to say something?
What exactly is the question?
No, I was asking you.
Here's the question.
Have you ever noticed when you're on a date, you like the guy, he likes you?
You don't like when he's going slow.
You like when he's trying to take it.
I think it really depends on the person.
Like, shut the fuck up, nigga.
Like, we've seen the studies, bro.
Don't fuck.
And I recommend men don't play that game.
I'm like, I get it turns her on, but I think that's a dangerous game to play in America, especially.
It is.
With the Me Too era?
Yeah.
And they text me, they DM me, well, should I have, like, the normal, boring sex?
I'm like, yeah.
Who?
Chad says, if they're into this kind of shit, Like, aggressive game.
Should I do it?
And I really think I don't want to be responsible for you going to prison, my nigga.
Alright.
Do all men have to be sexually active at all times?
Like, can y 'all not take a break?
Who asked this question?
Who?
Come on.
Oh, you did?
Okay.
This is a question for you, Zerka.
Do all men have to be sexually active at all times?
Like, can y 'all not take a break?
You know, I'm not gonna lie, dude.
I've never met a woman whose sex drive was lower than mine.
It's always higher.
And I'm like, okay, I'm in like top 1% male.
I get that.
But I'm gonna tell you right now.
The most demonic thing about men is if they're not getting sex, they can last a year or two years without it.
You know, they cope, but eventually they break.
You know, if a woman doesn't get fucked for a month, she cheats on you?
Yeah.
Bro, where do you get your statistics?
What?
Are you just me saying?
I'm telling you, if he doesn't fuck you for a month, but he keeps taking you on dates, the girl cheats on you.
Every single time.
Cap?
Cap?
Cap.
Cap?
She gave no pussy for eight months.
Guys have a higher sex track than women.
For sure.
No, I think guys have a higher sex track than women.
Cap?
Cap?
Cap.
Alright, cool.
Because don't they, like, have to bust a nut every day?
Like, and if you don't, like...
You get blue balls.
That's what I'm...
Not even that, but, like, if you don't eat your shit, like...
I'm not going to lie.
There's a higher cancer risk if they don't get off...
But don't you, like, nut in your sleep or something?
Listen when you guys turn into the title of girlfriend wife, whatever.
Yeah, we don't want to fuck you anymore Well, I mean yeah I'm saying it's like our guys like biologically like Wired to bust and you don't stroke your shit like don't you not in your Sound like I'm trolling for red pill.
I'm telling the truth The reason he's not fucking you is you're a nag and I swear I'm not saying a nag is a turn-off I feel like you haven't been fucked in a long time.
She said last Thursday, I think.
If you were getting fucked, you'd be around him.
You know that?
Well, hopefully I'm not getting fucked in Miami while my man is in PA.
That would be kind of drawn.
You are.
I'm not.
Imagine how exciting that would be.
I'm not.
Come on, sir.
I'm not.
Well, to answer your question, yeah, guys have, this is what I've realized, like, guys and girls Versus for men, our sex drive is high with any girl.
So it's gotta be, the girl's gotta be aroused and attracted.
Like, that's why when she was saying, like, I didn't sleep with my guy for eight months, I could tell that she didn't like him that much.
That much?
She hated him!
What do you mean?
I really liked him in the beginning, like, a lot.
In the beginning.
No, when you like him, it's like the first week.
Very fast, actually.
Yeah, women typically don't make guys, they like weight.
It wasn't about making him wait or not making him wait.
It was when I felt comfortable.
But it never happened, right?
Yeah, but other things happen down the line.
If you first meet someone and you're like, oh, I want to jump into bed, your prerogative, not mine.
I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't get to fuck her in the first night, always remember she fucked the gas thing.
I feel like that's less common than you think.
Bro, if you don't fuck on the first night of dating, you're gonna sit down and say, I know you fucked a bum once in your life, and I'm a high-value male, you're playing games here.
I'm gonna show you trauma, bitch.
You lost all credibility here.
I swear.
Girls, have you been fucked?
You girls got fucked in high school.
That's a loser.
No, we didn't.
Yes, you did.
Well, hopefully nobody owned it.
His gay team will be fucking us in high school.
When you guys were in high school, you got fucked by a guy who doesn't have a job.
That's even worse than gas station.
According to your statistics.
I mean, did you get fucked in high school?
According to your statistics.
We're not sure where those statistics came from.
You did?
Okay, what do you do for work?
It was a gas station or worse?
It was my boyfriend.
What did he do for work?
Shit, he worked at Panera Bread.
She says in high school she got fucked by a dude working at Panera Bread.
That's not even a gas station.
That's like a sandwich maker.
I'm supposed to get one like a 40-year-old CEO.
I'd rather him pump gas.
You just leaked it.
I don't know what this question.
It says what, yo?
Who said this?
What's the question?
What, yo?
No.
Alright, so someone's illiterate, I guess.
Can't write.
Panera Bread?
Fuck you?
That was my boyfriend.
He's 16 years old.
I lost my virginity to a dog abuser.
Dog abuser?
I found out after I looked him up and, like, his mugshot was there.
He stole a dog.
I was like, I wanted to throw up.
Was he black?
No, white.
Oh, that's the worst kind of way.
So hold on, let me get this right.
I said you guys fuck gas station workers.
You're saying unemployed dog abuser?
So I'm kind of right.
I'm not proud of it.
No, no, but I'm kind of right.
So imagine she said no to me, and I said, so the dog abuser fuck you right away, but the millionaire is waiting?
You should be beat by a stick in a country where it's legal.
Damn.
Interesting.
Okay.
Bro, a Panera Bread and a dog abuser.
And I said gas station worker.
I thought I was being hyperbolic.
I'm not.
These are worse options.
Interesting.
Alright.
Alright, well, let's read some chats.
And then Quiznos can fuck these bitches.
Oh, we got like what?
Are we at 28?
Is that 28?
Good honesty.
Yeah, we got 28,000 people watching right now, man.
Yo, guys, do me a favor.
Like the video.
What's the shit?
WSofia.
Oh, they made a picture of her?
She said I'm her favorite, and she's gonna get me interest-free loans for life.
Life hack, get yourself a chosen woman.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Yeah, Jews can get interest-free loans, bro.
Who is that?
I just hired.
I just got hired, Myron.
I got hired at Subway.
Is waiting to throw those girls around in the best way.
Girl, got the best seat going.
Thank you for that, bro.
I appreciate that.
Also, okay, Lafayette looked like Miami, my ass.
Yeah, bro, that's Lafayette.
There's nothing there, dude.
No, I don't know about the same.
That's Lafayette, Louisiana.
It's not there.
Really?
No.
This is pictures for up, really.
Make photo for Miami for airplane the same.
Not perfect, looks like.
Go to the street.
I guess everything is nice when you compare to Ukraine.
I tell the same.
Ukraine is a very poor country, so.
Miami better.
Okay.
Your boy Lem says, "Oh, thank God.
There are no watermelon." Oh, fuck.
There's two.
Damn.
Anyways, ratings from Henny Chris.
Is that a black joke?
Okay, yeah.
So, he named her Blood Sacrifice, negative one.
Cocaine Brigade, one.
Harriet Tubman, negative one.
Oh, you can call her Harriet Tubman.
That's crazy.
Baby Yoga, she can eat a whole jawbreaker, negative one.
Graffiti de Sole?
Okay, I don't know.
Peck, peck, peck, peck.
I can't see.
Peck Peck.
Wait, what?
Peck Peck.
My body thought?
He said he doesn't believe in five body, can he give you a three.
And then woke chupacabra.
That's you.
A two.
Liver pie kaffir.
Kaffir.
What is that?
Kaffir is like a yogurt.
Who's Michael Phelps?
Who's Johnny Sims?
Yeah, no, I know.
I'm saying who's he referring to.
Okay, her.
Alright, one.
Okay.
Moe, I forgot the ratings for Graffiti, the Soli.
She's a one.
Okay.
Back to the kitchen.
Facts.
What would you rate these women on the show?
Is that awkward?
I mean, I know the girls rate us one out of ten.
We should let them rate us.
We'll have to get their revenge because they're probably pissed off at us at this point.
Alright, ladies, you go ahead and rate us.
You can be as brutal as you want.
Five is average.
Four is below average.
Six is above average.
And then you can go from there.
But five is totally average.
Don't forget we work at Quiznos.
Feel free to give us low ratings if you guys want.
This is your revenge.
We'll start with Miss Canada.
Go ahead.
We don't get it for you.
Don't worry.
You can roast us.
It's fine.
Fuck Edmonton!
Alright, so from 1 to 10. I would fuck.
I would fuck.
No.
Take your glasses off.
Oh yeah.
No, it gets even better.
Yo, put the camera on me.
I'd say 4. 4?
A little high.
I'd give you a 4.5.
Wait, so 1 out of 10 though.
She gave me a 4.5.
If she's trying to say a nigga below average, that's fucked.
Yeah, facts.
Does that mean I can still fuck?
Or no?
No.
Her exes are above 4.5.
Are you going off personality and looks, or what are you using?
Just so we don't understand the metrics.
Both, yeah.
Okay, she's using personality too.
Okay, fair.
Why?
Because women assess that in.
Yeah.
You know, they kind of do put that in.
It kind of matters.
Look so?
Bro, women hate me.
You're so on point.
Come on, like, looks only.
What, you want to do looks only?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, let them...
Let them...
All right.
Let them...
No, it's...
Nigga, let them use everything.
It's fine.
All right, all right, fine.
All right, cool.
All right, go ahead.
I thought she was still...
Whoever you want.
Actually, you have to do Zerk, actually.
He's a special guest.
No, no, no, no, no.
Three.
No, no, no.
You want to?
No, no, no.
Take it away with this drug ticket.
All right, next girl.
Don't miss you, okay?
Rate Zerka.
So we're doing look and personality.
Then I'm so sorry, but a two, because what you said was a two.
I appreciate the honesty.
What offended you the most that got him the two?
I'm so sorry, but all of your comments about rape, beating with a stick.
All of that stuff just needs to be gone, dead, outside.
In fact, I think a two is even higher.
Sorry.
Which part of rape?
Which part of rape exactly?
No, everything, I think, I think as a person who...
I think the 80% thing is rough.
The 80% of girls'orgasm from rape.
I think as a person who's probably...
I'm not a rapist.
Does that change you?
I'm...
Statistically, probably not.
Hopefully you're not, but you know, you never know.
I'm not that courageous.
You lost all credibility during this talk today, so when you say that it makes me believe more that you are.
No, I'm a virgin.
I never get women.
I get that.
You were just talking about owning your daughter.
Yeah, exactly.
That's even worse.
No credibility here.
I'm gonna change my answer.
What about you?
What do you rate him out of a 10, Ms. PhD?
If I mute him, how tall are you?
He's like 6 '5".
Okay.
This is gonna be controversial because you guys just roasted him.
But like if I mute you, like a good six.
I'm telling you, a lot of women said mute and you can fuck.
And as much of a man as I am, I do it until I'm about to come.
You know what I mean?
And then every time I'm coming, I make the same grunt.
I say, your Uber is here!
Oh, my God, I'm very sorry.
Just fuck this, Kaz.
What?
It's the same grunt!
It's primal.
Alright, what?
How do you even come up with that?
What the fuck was that?
I'ma try it.
It's for the chat.
It's not for you, man.
I'ma try that one, too, bro.
I'ma steal that one, bro.
I'm gonna steal that one on guard.
Is it everyone still?
It's a whole generation.
It's not.
It comes from the fact that when we come, we don't want to be around you guys, and no boyfriend you've had has ever told you the truth.
I'm telling you, don't chill around our microwave when we come.
What?
Like, go home.
I need Edmonton.
Like, when we come, it's not a hate thing.
It's more like prolactin increases.
I have a good psychotherapy.
You need a call, no?
Yeah.
And a tranquilizator will help you, you know?
You're getting bonked.
And maybe...
Blast it for your...
All right, now, now.
Listen, I'm going to tell you the truth, ladies.
I appreciate the honesty, for real.
And I don't think you guys are my type either, because I feel like you guys all score high on openness, agreeableness, like on some liberal shit.
And we all know that that's garbage pussy.
You can't fuck a liberal woman.
Show your pussy.
Let's go.
What are you rating, Miss Filipino?
I just think out of respect for my boyfriend.
I shouldn't be rating anybody.
Fuck that nigga!
What about you, Miss Russia?
Miss Russia.
To be honest, I can't rate.
Come on.
Rate?
You said rate?
Rate.
To give you a rating.
Why not?
Because it's unrespectful.
No, I don't care.
Give him a 1 or a 10. It don't matter.
You don't care.
7. Okay, there you go.
That's a good rating.
That's really high.
You're muted to them.
That's really high.
You're muted to them.
They don't understand how things you're saying.
She's nice, bro.
Wait, wait.
You can be honest.
Is it really a 7, though?
Fair enough.
What about you, Mr. Ukraine?
You can get your revenge.
What do you rate Zerka?
He's talking shit about your country being bombed all the time.
You know, this is maybe my type for looks like, but he just open mouth and I think, oh, the same, you go to a date and see girls and think, oh, beautiful girls, but she just open mouth, you think, oh, this is not my girl.
What?
The same.
Okay, so what do you rate him then?
Five.
What do you rate him out of ten?
Six, maybe.
If he never spoke, what if he never spoke, what would you give him?
What I never...
What would you give him a 10?
10. Okay.
So all I gotta be is a rapist?
You're like, no.
I never speak again.
Zekka, would you do a 38-year-old?
What?
You know, I'm not going to lie.
I feel like...
March.
March.
I feel like I should be laughing with someone before I have sex with them, you know?
You can laugh with her?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I don't know if we can laugh.
I mean, like, yo, she's very funny.
She's old as fuck, so...
Alright, gotcha.
Alright.
What about you?
What do you rate him?
It's your revenge time.
You know you want this nigga there.
I give you a 1.5, but then I take it down to a 0.5 because your body is open and you keep saying the n-word.
Yeah, nigga.
As a house, black man, I can't say nigga.
How much percent do I got to be?
50% is a lot.
From the waist up, Jew bitch.
Alright, alright, alright.
Cool?
No?
I got a one!
What do you mean cool?
I got a one from her.
No, but like, you know, like, you're like half black, though.
She doesn't care.
Okay.
Why?
It's because, uh, the black jokes, right?
That's why?
You get my one?
If I was sipping on grape drink, eating KFC, whatever.
Oh, really?
Yes.
All right, come on, man.
Like, you're so single, like, you're not a virgin.
Come on, man.
Wait.
Like, it's still single?
Woo!
Alright, so, like, alright.
Would you fuck him, though?
What if it's, like, a rainy day, though?
What the fuck?
Alright, so, alright, so like If He pays you like 1k in like drinks And everything 1K, yes.
1K to fuck him.
Would you fuck him?
No.
Bro, you are capping as fuck.
Bro, she might be a civil rights person, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you're right.
Have you ever been attracted to a rapist?
No.
I'm not.
I'm curious.
Who voted in the last election?
I just gotta know.
Did anyone vote in the last election?
Kamala voters.
Who did you vote for?
Kamala right there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Did you vote for Trump?
At least?
Okay.
Alright, why are you so scared?
Man, women are cowards.
Alright, what about you?
Who'd you vote for?
Who do you think?
Hitler?
Probably Kamala since you're a PhD person.
You voted for Kamala?
Damn, that sucks, bro.
I'm a PhD.
Why'd you vote for Kamala?
Just out of curiosity.
I think women in leadership is needed.
Oh, you just need a pussy, right?
One drug man is smarter than three girls with PhDs.
Do I get to rate him and, like, roast him yet?
Yeah, yeah, you do, you do.
So, hear me out.
I come with constructive criticism on how you could do better.
I don't think women could be leaders, man.
I need help.
I need help.
I'm so lonely.
Number one, you need to clean your sunglasses.
You need to clean the sunglasses.
They got fingerprints everywhere.
Two, you got some dandruff or something, so please get the link.
That's road game.
That's not Brandon.
That's road game, nigga.
I'm 30. I'm 31. Your fly is down.
This is constructive criticism of how you can do better.
It's a no from me.
It's a no from me.
I like this.
Keep going.
Keep going.
I come with it specific.
No, no, no, they didn't hear a lot of...
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
So we're going to start with...
You got some fingerprints on your sunglasses, so you should be wiping those off with an alcohol pad.
You have a little bit of dandruff so you can get the lint roller.
And your fly is open.
Your fly is like open right now.
Oh, you are a fucking dick.
Why are you staring at mine?
Why are you staring at this nigga dick?
It's a no from me.
It's a no from me.
Come on, man.
Why are you staring at his dick, though?
It's a no from me.
Because this shit is fucking open.
I was looking for shit to roast.
I gotta look you up and down and I gotta see what the fuck I'm gonna roast about you.
It's fair.
It's fair.
What?
Thank you.
The problem is shrooms let people see through my evil.
I think anyone can do that.
No, no, no.
If you did MDMA, you guys would like me.
I'm telling you.
I don't think you'd like anyone on MDMA.
I don't think anybody would like you on MDMA.
I'm big on personality.
You know what's funny?
Imagine these women posted their ex's photo and then roasted me.
How different would this game be?
I've dated a lot of people that my friends were like, "Whatever makes you happy?" It really is about personality.
Would you fuck me, though?
My man can go FaceCard for FaceCard with him.
You don't eat pussy.
He has to eat pussy?
Wait, you want to spill up his Instagram?
He doesn't have Instagram.
I have pictures of him I could pull up, but his Instagram is like pictures of him seven years old.
Zerker, you want to see it?
I would love to see my competition.
Let's do it.
I like to lose.
This is a good segment.
Boyfriend versus Zorka, let's see who's the bigger Chad.
I'm confident I got this Chad.
We don't have his Instagram.
He doesn't have an Instagram, she said.
He has like, it's him, but seven years old.
I mean, we can't really judge by that.
That's what I'm fucking saying.
Wait, you don't got a picture of him as an adult?
Can you bring my vape over too with the phone?
Bro, what kind of girl?
I don't gotta push her in your bed as an adult, bro.
What the fuck?
I do, on my phone, on my Instagram.
I'm talking on his own personal Instagram that he does.
Pressuring her so hard she needs to vape.
You want us to pull up your Instagram then?
If he's on there?
He's somewhere on my Instagram.
Yeah, you can pull up.
I won't say anything.
I promise.
I won't say anything.
You're gonna have to scroll through so much.
Pull up her Instagram.
Pull up her Instagram.
I got you.
I post so many times a day.
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's see this.
If she's so stressed out she needs to vape.
Bro, vape is bad for you, man.
We're gonna pull up our IG right now.
Wait for that.
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Well, do it.
It's going to be a lot of scrolling to find him on there.
Yeah, you know what?
Let me read this while they pull it out.
Also, DPG, did he donate twice?
No.
Oh, that's from before?
Okay.
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Anyway, there we go.
All right.
Did we find her thing, or that was enough time?
I heard that shit kinda fast, I'm not gonna lie.
It's what?
Yeah, we got it.
You got it?
Alright, let's go ahead, let's pull it up.
Let's show Russia versus Zerka.
Already?
Yeah, they're fast, bro.
Damn.
We got Wizards behind the scenes, bro.
Let me brace for impact.
Alright, here's our IG right here.
None of these people is my man, you gotta keep scrolling down.
You gotta scroll down way, way more.
Scroll down, okay, on the right, on the right.
That's him?
Yeah.
Alright, Zerka?
Zerka?
Damn, let me think about this one.
He got 60 days.
That boy on 60 days.
What's he do for a living?
He's a logistics broker.
That's a good job, right?
That's what she was saying.
Did I make 12 a week on Jesus' name?
I'm shitting on this name.
He's a nice guy.
Yeah, okay.
But I'm shitting on his paycheck.
At least we can be fair about that.
Wait, dude in the chat said Jonah Hill.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
He looks like Ed Sheeran or Jonah Hill.
He gets that constantly, like Ed Sheeran.
On the street, even.
Alright, girls.
Let's see.
Let's have fun with this.
Girls, who's more attractive?
Her boyfriend or Zerka?
Nobody can say my man, though.
No, no, no.
They don't care about that.
Pretty close one.
Raise of hands if you guys think her boyfriend is more attractive than Zerka.
Raise of hands if you think yes.
Be honest.
Okay, the two black girls, that makes sense.
Now, the rest of you, I'm assuming you guys think Zerka's more attractive than her ex.
Or, sorry, her man.
Yeah, they definitely do.
Okay, that's why they didn't raise their hand.
Zerka, it looks like you won, bro.
I won?
I think you won.
Damn, okay.
Yeah, I think you won.
That was a close call.
Only the two black girls voted for Russia.
I'm surprised Brad Pitt lost.
Your boyfriend hasn't opened his mouth yet.
Get the fuck out of here.
You said her boyfriend hasn't opened his mouth yet?
We gotta bring him on to defend himself now.
We gotta bring him on.
He should come to the show, yeah.
I mean, he's 45 minutes away.
How old is he?
Let's see you in 60 days.
Yeah, bring the Russian, yeah.
I wanna see what happens in 60 days, too.
I'm trying to figure out for myself what's gonna happen in 60 days, to be honest.
I don't even fucking know.
You like him more than me?
Nobody likes you, bro.
Why did you assume I liked you?
It's clear I don't like you.
No, I'm kind of known for that, though.
I'm not known for anything else besides getting women, so I'm shocked you don't like me.
That's kind of why I popped up.
How are you shocked?
What is shocking to you?
Be specific.
You know how people pop up for content?
My only content was getting women.
You're the first woman who's not attracted to me.
Or you're lying and Hitler was right about you guys.
Alright!
How are you surprised?
Yeah, there's a comparison right there.
The chat is voting for you, Zerka.
Damn.
Yeah, the chat's saying Zerka cooked him.
Damn.
It is what it is.
Alright, so with that said, let's get last thoughts from the ladies.
Okay, Miss Devil Worshipper, what are your final thoughts on the show?
It was an experience.
Good or bad?
Uh-huh.
I would say fairly nude girls, to be honest.
I've never been in this sort of situation before.
Now I have.
You've never been around?
A learning situation.
You've never been around some real niggas?
This is the most intense conversation you girls have ever had in your life?
Isn't that kind of weird?
It's very, um, I think a lot of people didn't want to interact because are you, are you familiar with the saying playing chess with a pigeon?
Mm-hmm.
I think a lot of people just don't want to enter that interaction.
Did I shit on you?
Did I actually shit on you?
My bad.
That's a great cop-out.
No, my bad.
Girls, if you felt shatted on, I genuinely...
I mean, who?
Do you want to go out in the world?
And experience a world where you're looking for a 3% male?
Isn't that kind of brutal?
Like, if Jesus was there, he'd be like, Myron, Chris, Zirko, tell these bitches 3% is very demonic.
Like, shouldn't we do a God one?
I almost got 6.66.
I'm saying the percentage is so low.
6.3.
6.3.
I mean like your life Yeah, she got 0%.
And you know what's crazy?
This should scare you.
You have a degree.
You're a PhD.
You're the dumbest bitch with a PhD on earth.
I know.
Literally, that's my brand.
It's kind of hot.
Like, Marin, do you feel okay going to bed, letting these girls go with the 3% happiness?
Like, they're 3% at marriage.
I try to educate women on this, bro, but they never listen to me, man.
They never do.
I try to warn them, like, bro, the guy you want, he's going to have multiple women.
You're going to have to share them.
And they get mad and say, "That's not true.
I deserve my Prince Charming.
He's going to be 6 '3" and love kids and love dogs.
Hold on.
If they did share the guy, would they get the 3% or no?
I mean, yeah.
You think so?
I think that'd be a start.
Why is that fix everything?
That would be a start.
What's the main factor out of all the six categories?
What's the hardest?
Or what opens up the pool more?
I mean hot.
I think the height thing could be- Lowering income and height will drop a lot.
If you're more willing to deal with a guy that's like 5'8 to 30 to 50K per year.
If you got them to admire in 50%.
If you got the 50% chance to actually not dying alone, what would it be?
Would it be 5 '8?
5 '7?
Yeah, but, bro, the problem is that girls don't want average men anymore.
That's the issue.
Every girl thinks like if you At some age, 35, they gotta change their mind.
At some age.
I guarantee you, her still has high standards.
Miss Ukraine.
What questions?
Do you want a tall man?
Yes.
How tall?
My little is 5 '11 and more taller.
Minimum 5 '11", minimum.
So just off her saying 6 foot, that's 15% of the population.
Just off that.
That's 15% of the male population.
We haven't even talked about money or gay or income.
You know about money, boyfriend, I need to save my level.
Minimum.
What's that though?
Like, you know, like...
No, men need hair for this, You know, not children who turn bike, you know?
I want a guy to have a car.
Alright, just tell us how much they got to make for you.
How more year?
I don't understand salaries because I'm not living in the USA and I don't understand for maximum, minimum Okay, how much Ukrainian dollars?
No, you know, this is not possible answer for this question because it's not the same salary here in Ukraine.
No, no, but like, okay, what's the bare minimum they got to make?
Do you care about money?
If it was trouble for you at 22 years old, 23, 24, 25, 26, weren't you hotter back then?
Yes.
Wasn't it easier to find a mate at that age?
It would be easier for you to lock down a guy at 23, 24, 25. Wouldn't it be harder now?
Shouldn't you lower the standards or am I tripping?
Why do women have to lower their standards?
Why can't men just be better?
Do you want her to be alone for another 10 years?
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
Are you not alone?
I now not have boyfriend, but this is not about alone.
Are you lonely?
Listen to me.
I'm lonely, I buy a dog.
Okay.
I'm not lonely.
What kind of dog?
I have a mixed breed.
And so you're not lonely because you have the dog?
No, really.
You're not alone for words where I have a lot of people.
All right.
To answer your question, because this kind of came up earlier in the show and I was asking you ladies, like, what are you doing to try to find your guy?
And you're saying, like, I could find a guy later, whatever.
Every year that you get older, you become less attractive and lose value to men.
Do you agree with that?
And this is the uncomfortable reality.
As you age, your value goes down as a female.
No one tells women this.
We just put in the most basic stuff in that calculator and the odds are still so low.
Women wants a man making $30,000 to $50,000.
The pickings we have are really limited, if you want to be honest.
Why don't men just get better?
Hold on real quick.
You do understand you're making my argument for me by saying that, right?
Yeah.
Because if there's not enough of these guys to go around...
What do you think you're going to end up with?
Instead of talking to women, what women need to do, why don't y'all talk to men and try to motivate men to do better so we can be more...
So why should we not be men?
I don't understand.
You kind of are talking to men.
You want us to lower our standards, so why can't men just like, Because average means the majority.
Most men, not women.
Women too are average.
Most women are doing better than men.
How?
Who?
Not married, not married, not married, not married, not married, not married, not married, not married, not married.
Educated, educated, educated, educated.
Chris, Chris, stop.
Probably got their own money, jobs.
Okay, let me, let me.
You girls are not the same.
Many men are the same.
They're not married.
How much men not married the same?
You are 38 and not married, all right?
Neither are you.
Let me, let me explain this real fast, okay?
We're all not married here.
Nobody's married here.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, please.
Let me just explain this.
the things that make a man average are not the same things that make a woman average.
So in other words, a man that's 5 '8 making 30k per year, that's average for him.
That doesn't make you average as a woman if you are 5 '8 and make 30k per year.
What makes you average is the way that you look.
Because we gotta go off of what men look for when they look at women.
We don't size a woman up and say, "Oh!
Her career, her status." That's not what men look for.
And the reality is average means a majority.
Most women are average by definition.
So what I'm saying is that average women think they deserve above average men.
And I'm here to tell you that there's not enough of these guys to go around.
And as you age, your chances of finding a guy go down because your age is directly tied to your value as a female.
But Myron, you're calling these women on this panel average.
Yeah.
Yes, most women are average.
I feel like I see always a hot girl with, like, an ugly guy.
I mean, or, like, an okay-looking guy.
Yeah, but the difference is that we can make up for our lack of sexual market value in other ways.
We can increase our status, we can make more money, we can become charming, funny.
You guys, if you're ugly, you're cooked.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter how much money you make.
It doesn't matter your status.
But won't they always be confused because there's someone trying to fuck them so they feel valuable?
That's where it is, yeah.
That's the blur, right?
So again, older women, no offense, don't have the same market capital as a younger woman.
I hate to use her as an example, but at 38, she's not the same when she was 28. Thanks.
Or 21. 29. What's really scary, Maren, is the ones with PhDs.
Your peak is 21, ladies.
Maren, the scary thing is the women here with PhDs are convinced it's a turn-on.
But studies show it's not.
Yeah, we don't care.
I mean, it's impressive in a passing comment.
Yeah, they showed that, like, Smarter women pair well with blue-collar men.
Yeah, but you're not married.
Actually, no.
The studies show the higher the IQ of a woman and the more education she has, the lower her ability to find a guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm saying something else.
So IQ for men actually increases their marital options.
IQ for women actually decreases their marital options.
Yeah.
So what I'm trying to establish here is that men don't value women's competence.
Not that much.
It's not important.
It's not at the top of the pecking order.
This is why you see stupid girls with rich men.
Anyway.
Yeah, I don't know.
Or maybe girls not stupid are just so stupid.
I have girls, my client, she looks like blonde, big teeth, and stupid.
All gym thinks she's really stupid.
But just a closed door for her fitness gym, she's very smart.
But she never shows this.
And she has a lot of money for this boy.
But she's very smart, trust me.
And many girls show me, "Oh, I'm stupid." Because better be stupid and be rich or be smart and people scared.
When you look into the scientific method, the smart mouse, the smart rat gets the cheese.
If women want to get married and that's their cheese, wouldn't the smart ones be the ones that actually get married?
Not the PhDs?
Because if they all want to get married, then the rat that gets the cheese, she should be seen as the highest intelligence, right?
That's what she wants.
What I've realized is the smartest women are the ones that kind of understand what men want.
Little most girls don't care.
They don't give a fuck.
They just don't, but it's fine.
Okay, I'll read some chess and we're going to close this thing out.
You know why I feel like it's the truth, what us three are saying, is they've never heard it from another man in their life.
A few of us on CC got introduced to Alice yesterday on Twitch.
It was a fun conversation.
You made a good impression.
What the fuck?
It says, "Anyhow, you used to be a wrestler.
My boy Big Moe is a wrestling fan." Alright, bro.
Next chat.
I was a pro wrestler for a couple of years.
Oh, you were?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
No, it was a shindy out in Tennessee.
What's your wrestler name?
Satan.
I had a tiger-themed gimmick with another guy.
Like what?
Satan.
I wouldn't find my name.
It was Alice.
Oh, just Alice.
You know, it's crazy.
I got married to my wife back at 2012 and asked her the other day, would you rather have waited to be married later in life or when we got married when she was 20?
Her answer was that if she would have been single, she probably wouldn't be a mom and pursued her career and would have been depressed and miserable, but she thanks God every day that she's happily married and has three kids before she was in her late 30s.
So that excuse of being too young is pure feminism bullshit.
The thing is that we don't tell women to have kids young and have a family.
We tell them to pursue a career.
Tripod says, Yo, Myron, I want some advice to 25 Make 6 Figs.
I've been talking to a girl last week.
She's pretty, doesn't act like three or four, does everything she should.
I'm thinking about making her my main chick, though.
What do you think?
Date her for you or make sure she's not useless.
You got it better.
What's up next?
All right, thanks for being proof that a regular guy can make it.
Hey, man, we all can.
Appreciate that.
What the fuck?
Fucking ban that.
Hoflation says, she yaps so much, the guy picked up smoke and he chose cancer over her anyways.
Three or four is named through a country.
Oh, shit.
You're talking about Miss England.
Yeah, done.
WFNFWZurka?
Bingo, fresh and fit.
Okay.
What else?
DPG.
Debbie Bill's the homie.
Chris, once we move to Rumble, I expect nothing less than a highly calibrated Henny energy.
Pour up and stay turnt and get ready for your AA meeting.
What up, Zerka?
Don't fuck up.
Don't pull back.
All right.
What's up next?
When is the next sandwich making contest?
Can I get a dynamarker for Ice?
We did one like two weeks ago.
And yeah, shout out to Ice to pouring these niggas, bro.
They're going crazy in LA.
What else we got?
Any of you guys got thoughts on ice raids?
Do you guys like Mexicans being deported?
No, no, he said it.
No thoughts?
I said no.
You don't like Mexicans being recorded?
You said you don't...
Is it hate?
Just for enforcing the law?
It can create a lot of A lot of families.
broken families.
Yeah, but like...
She didn't vote for Kamala.
Yeah.
Open borders and shit.
Yeah.
We've never had an all-liberal cast.
This is crazy.
No, she voted for Trump.
I'm not liberal, yeah.
It's like a fever dream.
No, no, she voted for Kamala.
You?
Yeah, I voted for, like, Trump.
Like, that's not my views.
You?
Oh, yeah, you're a Jew.
Jews love Trump.
Okay, what else do we got next?
Wrong.
Karim, shout out to the King Zerka, welcome back.
United States, yep.
Thank you.
Mr. Klatchee, Myron, when is the next Sandwich Make contest?
Oh yeah, we'll have that.
We had one like two weeks ago, bro.
We'll have another one, though.
Why won't Zerka, actually?
Zerka's back.
Where has he been?
Zerka, no offense, you're looking a little fat.
Get back in the gym.
Also, enough with the shades inside.
Ladies, who here grew up and had dinner every night with their family at the dinner table?
Okay, one girl?
Oh, two.
Okay, three.
The Canadian, the Jew, and the Filipino.
Wait, is that rare to have dinner with your family?
I didn't know it was rare until I took two years.
Every time you come on FNF, you always complain about your boyfriend.
What's pushing you to stay with him?
Oh, okay.
He's a good guy.
You know, there's things to complain about because it's funny.
but otherwise he's a nice guy.
Yo, I would not, He makes money.
We've been together six years, all of college.
We have a lot of lifestyle things that we do together.
In a weird way, it sounds like you're kind of done with him.
Every girl's feeling it.
They're just politically correct faggots.
But it sounds like you're done with the guy.
I like him.
I still fuck with him.
I've never had a girl say that.
I like him.
It sounds brutal how you word it.
You know what I mean?
Are you done with him?
At this point, I cannot invest time into somebody who cannot make commitment to me.
Are you done with him?
I don't know.
You don't know if you're done with him.
She doesn't know, Myron.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
How can you not be sure?
What if he's watching me?
I made myself very clear with him.
I was like, I'm finna live.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is conversation between me and him.
He's aware.
This is something we've talked about where I have a timeline.
What do you have a problem with?
You look fine.
My job is not in Florida.
My job is in New York.
I have to fly twice a fucking month.
Let it go.
Let it go.
I have to fly twice a month.
It's not easy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Pause.
Wait, wait.
Bill, sorry.
Yo, sorry.
Is this him?
Yes, this guy.
I have to fly twice a month to be with this guy.
Yo, she's down here, bro!
Chris, what are you mad about?
He's a normal guy who makes a lot of money.
He's a white guy that does this bullshit like peace sign like What would you rate him Chris?
Well Chris what's your problem?
Alright cool If I'm gonna be brutally honest about this, it would be more difficult for her to go back out into the dating marketplace than to just kind of keep what she has.
I think she understands kind of where things are right now.
She's not getting any younger and it's gonna be tough to find something else to replace that.
That's a different thing though, like I'm more interested right now and do I want to go move back and make money?
Or do I want to kind of go into a relationship and not have to work as much?
What if the BJ got better?
That's what it is.
I think you should get married, for real.
Someone tell him to give me the ring.
I'd be telling him this every day.
He doesn't fucking do it.
We'll FaceTime him together.
I swear to God, we could FaceTime him together.
please tell them bro because i'm having an issue he told me a time and place he was going I don't want to go to your hotel.
I'm trying to go home.
There's other people there.
I don't want to go there.
The fact that he's been with you for six years and he didn't propose, that's kind of a red flag to me.
What's going on?
Why would he not?
What are you guys' theories?
We're not him.
How would we know?
What's your theory, bro?
Myron has the best taste.
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
It's very simple.
She nags him too much, bro.
That's what it is.
Damn.
I promise you she nags him too much.
It's always the nag thing.
She nags him too much, bro.
Because here's what it is.
He understands, like, alright, it's easy pussy, she lives with me, whatever.
She understands, okay, going back out into the dating marketplace, invested six years in this guy, I'm not getting any younger.
So it's a thing of convenience for both of them.
And then she nags him a lot, so he doesn't want to come in.
She's like, I can't find a better guy right now, or I don't want to do it.
What do your parents say about the guy?
That's what it is, bro.
They like him.
They like him.
But now recently they're like Her family got money, too.
Yeah, my dad is more like, look, you have this upcoming career in New York.
I do a lot of things out there.
I have to fly back twice a month.
Do I want to be living in Florida right now for a man?
Yeah, I want to meet your dad.
No, he doesn't want to meet you.
He does not want to meet you, bro.
He's literally subhuman Jew.
I don't know I mean I'm a Catholic.
Catholic!
I'm his owner!
I'm his master!
I'm a Catholic!
I own your father!
Your Jewish father?
He works for me!
I have bad news for you, but I'm not gonna say it here, but it's all good.
You have a problem with Catholics now?
It's Rumble.
You can say whatever you want.
What's the problem?
Is it Jeffrey Epstein?
Is that your dad?
He's a very outstanding nice man.
Is he a follower of Christ?
Yeah, Jew.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm from a Jewish family.
Do you want to burn in hell or do you want to follow Christ?
I don't think I'm going to burn in hell.
I think you might for being very hateful.
Who here follows Christ?
Her.
Her.
One?
Two?
Three?
You might be getting some dick.
Damn, you girls are demonic.
All you guys gave up Christ?
Yeah.
Look at their faces.
They would grow up in Christian households, wouldn't they?
Look at their faces.
You gave up Christ to be, uh, what?
Politically correct.
I'm a Christian, but I just don't...
Yo, this is demonic, she won't even answer.
That's wild, dude.
Oh, no, she's the one I voted for Kamala.
Yeah.
Bro, if they won't admit they love Christ on a podcast, clearly they have a financial agenda.
Isn't that one in the chat if they have a financial agenda over?
Wouldn't you get more attention if you're like...
I don't give a fuck.
I like peace of mind.
Alright.
Martin's a Muslim.
He likes peace of mind.
When women say they want a man that make a minimum over $100,000 to $200,000 a year, how much do they really need for a family of two adults and two kids?
Prove them wrong with stats.
Where do you live?
Bro, Martin, you gotta stop saying 200k a year is fine.
No, I never said that.
It's garbage.
No, I'm saying, bro, that's what women want.
If you live in an international city and you make 200k a year, you're good as broke.
Let's be real.
You're as good as broke.
Why is everyone pretending 200k a year is like something to aim for?
Yeah, if you want to live in Kentucky.
If you want to live in Miami, New York, LA, you're fucked with 200k!
And the minute you admit it, you get rich.
When Myron said, damn, a cop doesn't make shit, he became a millionaire quick.
Myron, you did it in a couple years, right?
Yeah, I mean, I did it from real estate, though.
Yeah, but you had that panic of, a cop is not enough.
You had that panic of, like, fuck this shit.
No, I did it because I knew they would cancel me at some point.
So I was like, I won't be able to say what I want to say and shit, so I was like, I gotta fucking buy real estate.
Because the Jews were going to cancel me.
Alright, what's up next?
That's it?
Alright, cool.
Okay, final thoughts for you?
We're at her.
You can go ahead and give your final thoughts on Zerka.
I didn't like him.
Alright, fair enough.
Don't bring him back.
He's not fun.
You don't like Zerka?
I'm actually the reason for the viewer count.
No, she already gave her her last thoughts.
She didn't give her last thoughts.
Chris, let me just run the show and I go.
Alright.
I think the Jews should be a co-host.
Yeah, her.
Alright, what about you?
Your final thoughts on the show?
We like Chris over there.
I don't know.
I have no comment.
It wasn't really an IndyCar type of show.
Not that hard.
Just bored at this point.
Oh, you're bored.
Oh, you're bored?
Why?
It's because you're single.
What was boring for you?
It's like running over.
It's long.
What is your topic of interest that you would have liked to discuss instead?
I mean, I think it was...
I wish we would have had, like, more in-depth, like, more intelligent conversations about it.
Like this one?
Maybe this book?
No.
Okay, can you give us an example of a discussion you'd have, like, had?
Well, he was just, like, saying statistics.
Just take this book.
And it didn't make sense.
Take this book and read about this, man.
He's an artist.
What would you prefer to discuss, then?
Just out of curiosity.
That would have been more interesting to you.
the topics were good it's just the actual dialogue was kind of The Jews.
Oh, please.
You know you're crazy, you just talk about her and you're You want that broken tooth?
All right, all right.
What, you don't like Hitler?
You're Ukrainian!
I'm from Ukraine, yes.
I hate Hitler, because Putin now is the same as Hitler.
And you talk about she, your country, your people, Jewish, kill these people, children.
Hitler did not kill anybody?
Hitler?
No.
No?
Zero.
You see?
100%.
You learn history.
You have degrees.
Maybe you're a little bit stupid, maybe.
I don't understand.
You talk about shit.
You know, about Hitler.
Fucking shit, really.
So six million Jews died?
No, no.
What about Jewish?
You just show boo-boo-boo about Hitler.
Tell me.
Hitler doesn't kill people?
No, zero.
No, zero?
Who killed people?
Hitler didn't kill.
Who killed people?
He saved the European tribe.
Jews the same, not kill anybody.
No, Jews made up that story.
No, no, this is not true.
It's impossible to kill six million people with an oven that takes two hours to burn a body.
That's literally impossible.
If it takes two hours to burn one body, six million?
You know how fucking hot that oven?
Think of this bitch in a microwave.
Two hours to go.
How much Hitler killed?
I think Hitler killed about almost zero.
Are you sick?
I'm telling you, Hitler is a good guy.
You gotta read history.
Your friend, Hitler.
He burned the transgender books.
They were Jewish books.
I did transgender.
Told about you do this shit in here.
And who sees this podcast and listens to this shit.
The cow, my Fuhrer!
Welcome to the mainstream podcast.
After that, he's a loser.
This is a Nazi table.
Elon Musk, loser.
You loser too, you know?
Because he does the same shit.
Yeah, we'd run you over with a Volkswagen.
Go to learn history a little bit.
We'd run you over with a Volkswagen.
You're really sick.
You know, her situation, maybe, maybe.
He totally saved the world.
Five seconds I talk, okay?
You have your own mic.
You've got your own mic.
Because he talked too much and didn't listen to nothing.
I want to listen.
I want to listen.
What did Hitler do wrong?
You're stupid.
But what's the argument?
Ladies, you're here, and clearly I'm in the wrong book!
Stop it!
You're here doing this to get a reaction, and like, I don't think nobody gets that to you, so you can just shut the fuck up.
No, since six years old, I've loved Hitler.
It's not for a reaction.
When I was six, I knew six million didn't die.
Six million Jews?
And this goes to show that we have an education problem here amongst the young men.
They don't have no education.
No, I'll tell you this.
If it was six million, I would love him.
But this is the prime example of having no education.
I would love him, but I would like him.
Well, I will say this.
Stalin killed way more.
You guys know that, right?
Yes.
What about Stalin?
Stalin killed way more, Miss Ukraine.
Miss Ukraine, Stalin killed way more.
Stalin killed way more than Hitler.
Stalin killed way more than Hitler.
Stalin?
Yeah.
Yes, he's the same as Shaddu.
This is true.
I know Stalin is perfect.
A guy, "LLA, Stalin!" No, this Shad is the same.
SSS Shad, you know?
You know what's crazy?
If Hitler won, you women would be married.
You women would be married if Hitler was wrong.
Maybe you guys need a swastika to change your perspective.
I know you're horny right now.
I can tell you want a swastika.
Edmonton, do you want to wear a swastika?
No, absolutely not.
Would you ever, let's say you're in love with me, just for hypothetical, would you let me fuck you with a swastika on?
No.
Why?
You don't like roleplay?
You don't like roleplay.
See, this is why they're single.
They're boring.
I'm pretty sure it's like a crime to wear that in the US.
Get out of the mic.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's freedom of speech.
You don't have to.
Is it a crime in the UK, though?
To dress up like a Nazi is illegal also in the US.
Really?
No, it's not.
No, I don't think so.
I mean, I work for Myron.
Yeah, it's not a crime.
We have freedom of speech, so you can say and express yourself.
Like, ladies, why are you pretending you're not turned on by fascism?
Why are you pretending like if we invaded you with tanks, you wouldn't be turned on?
If I was a woman, I'd say that's dominant.
That's masculine.
Invade the shit out of me.
Isn't that what sexual intercourse is?
Is invading someone?
Am I crazy?
If you think about it, how big of a turn-off is it when a man says, "May I fuck you, Filipino bitch?" Women don't like consent.
Have you noticed that?
And I know this is a scary topic, but I really, I'm telling you, you girls like, do you like an initiative, takes initiative, he's masculine, he doesn't ask for consent, he kind of sweeps you off your feet.
Women talk about this in Fifty Shades of Gay, right?
So I'm telling you, What?
If Hitler invaded your pussy, you would say, Weimar Republic, you would be on board.
You're only mad because I'm the older brother telling you that you don't deserve it.
What do you use?
Give me a little bit.
I want to.
I'm using that Zelensky.
I don't know.
Maybe have a lot of drugs, but use something not the same.
Listen, all I'm saying is you women would be fucked by someone like Donald Trump.
True?
Am I crazy or would these women get fucked by Donald Trump?
Like, compare Donald Trump to their exes.
He's a little old.
No, you guys are not old.
You guys love dating older men.
You are fake, dude.
The studies show women love older men.
So I guess you guys are the only ones in the cosmos that overcame your biology.
Yes and no.
No, if they'd fuck Donald Trump, they'd fuck Hitler, right?
Facts.
I think he's one of the most misunderstood.
Let's go lower.
Is a mustache attractive, ladies?
Have you ever been turned on by a mustache?
Look at her.
Her leg is shaky.
I know what you're thinking about.
Have you ever been turned on by a mustache?
Like, oh, that looks good on a man.
I have to genuinely think about it.
Nothing comes to mind.
No, you've never been attracted to a mustache.
That's fine.
What about you, Jew?
No.
You've never had a mustache, man?
I mean, my man has a mustache sometimes, yeah.
Okay, you, you, you.
You like a mustache?
Sure.
What about you?
Yes.
You've never had a mustache, right?
I never have nothing.
All right.
Put fossil subtitles.
Okay, what about you?
No.
Okay, Jurassic Park.
What about you?
Like by itself?
Just a man with a mustache.
What about you?
I like it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's Omni-Man.
You have man.
Maybe you need man, not girl.
Maybe you need married.
Okay.
Don't hurt me.
I think a mustache by itself is kind of weird.
What about you?
Do you like a man with a mustache?
Yeah, but...
I don't like the beard rash.
Nine!
Nine, nine, nine.
She doesn't want just a straight mustache, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I like a beard and a mustache, but, like, I don't like the results.
Okay, what about you?
Have you ever been attracted to a man with a mustache?
Honestly, I'm not talking to you.
Oh, oh.
No, no, yeah, yeah.
Because Hitler bombed the shit out of you.
Listen, listen.
Fuck UK!
Fuck UK!
Hitler bombed you niggas!
I really dislike you.
I think you're hopeful.
I know, I've heard all the songs.
I think whatever you said just Talk to her and you can move on.
You're from Edmonton, you like the mustache.
Only when it's paired with a mullet.
What about a vegetarian mustache?
What's that?
Like a man who's a vegetarian with a mustache.
Loves animals.
Loves animals?
Pass the first animal rights laws.
Would you have sexual intercourse with Hitler?
No.
Why, why, why?
He's not attractive.
But powerful men are so attractive.
You guys would fuck Napoleon but not Hitler?
I wouldn't.
It's about aura.
He's got aura, right?
I like younger men.
Vibes.
So, younger Hitler?
No.
What about babies?
Listen, alright, ladies.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm not actually a Nazi.
Enough from you.
I'm not a Nazi.
I just don't like Jews no shit like no fucking shit I had no idea I had no way I could tell no way I would tell I had no fucking thing If Jews are like majority of billionaires, you gotta resent them a bit.
Yeah, so be fucking mad.
I had no clue you were.
I had no idea you didn't like us.
It was very unclear to me.
I still hate fuck.
I still hate fuck.
Relax.
like come on man like you gotta you gotta show a little bit more respect to people and be a little yeah I'm wearing a It's not how you treat people in life.
If you come to my hotel No, no, listen.
If you come to my hotel, I'm not saying you're coming.
Nobody wants to come to your hotel, bro.
I don't think I can make you come if I wanted to.
Not a single person in this room besides maybe them two is coming to your hotel.
Then have another shot.
Have another shot.
How do you know you don't want to come over?
Check this out.
Check this out.
If you came over to my hotel and I...
Nobody's coming over to your hotel.
That's like a horrible name.
This can't go to understand.
No!
I'm saying if you came over No, no, I'm hypothetical.
Don't even imagine me in your own town.
But what if I took off the red, Forget the lingerie.
If I took off the red armband.
If I stopped doing this, would you fuck me?
If I stopped doing this.
No, never.
I would not.
That's fair.
You have to change a lot of things about yourself.
I gotta stop being a Nazi to fuck you?
Really?
I'm not me, bro!
I'm not for anybody!
Nobody wants to fuck a Nazi, bro.
No.
Did you say no woman?
No woman wants that.
No woman is attracted to a Nazi.
No.
Why do you think that?
Chill.
Relax.
9-9-9.
She's a liar.
Why do you think that?
Because I fucked a lot of women.
Look around the room.
You're not reading the room right now.
You're not reading the room.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, look at the room.
I should kill you now, you know?
Read the fucking room, boss.
No, no, no, no.
She might be right.
Keep going, bro.
All right, listen.
All I'm saying is...
Why?
Why do you want a man to change for you?
Why can't you accept me the Nazi way I am?
I don't want you!
You want me to change.
What do you not understand?
Listen, your other option is that.
My friend, what do you not get?
Your other option is the man you showed.
That was the better option.
They like you.
Look at the chat.
Good job, brothers.
All I'm saying is women.
60,000 people are going strong with those slashes.
None of you women have had real sex unless you've had sex with a Nazi before.
I don't think anybody thinks that.
I don't think that is a fact at all.
I think you're wrong in that.
You're with Stalin.
You're with the bad guy.
Well, I will say this, bro.
The chats go crazy.
Look at them old slashes, man.
I could be wrong.
Hitler could be evil.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I mean, yeah, sure.
I think you are wrong, and I think you should really think about the things that you say, because it may affect your future opportunities in business and whatever endeavors you would like to do.
Honestly, because people are going to see this, they're not going to want to work with you, bro.
I'm a Nazi millionaire.
They support me to the end, because I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you this.
Jesus is King and you need to accept Christ as your Lord and Savior.
We have a cast of women here who don't stand up for the plight of Gaza.
You let babies get trampled by buildings.
Doesn't that do something to your karmic retribution?
Didn't you incarnate on earth to stand up for the weak?
your spirits of love and freedom.
What the fuck is you saying right now?
What the fuck are you saying right now?
That make no sense my guy, you're just chatting.
You're just fucking chatting bro.
We have liberal women who won't stand up for dead babies in Gaza.
I'm not saying that's evil.
I'm saying it's what's worse than evil.
I will say this, man.
This has been entertaining.
Nigga said I'm a Nazi millionaire.
That's hilarious.
You're a Nazi millionaire, too!
What the fuck?
I mean, yeah.
Listen.
Listen.
I'm just saying right now.
Depends on the day, but yes.
It is terrifying when women care more about a paycheck than dead babies in Gaza.
Like, money can't buy you.
Don't you want to stand up for children?
You know, if you were being raped and murdered and bombed, well, as a refugee, I take offense.
I came from a war zone.
I want you guys to stand up for war-torn countries, but I guess Jew money is more important.
Man, you've got to...
Why are they standing up for the oppressors?
Do you know how demonic that is?
Everyone wants to go to bed, and you just keep yapping.
Listen, Jesus is king, and pray for Palestine, Chad, because I don't like Arabs, but I'll always stand up for children.
These women are scum.
They're literally scum.
We've never had a cast like this.
Wild.
All right.
That was great.
That was awesome.
All right.
Those guys are still going to chat.
All right, guys.
Like I said, we got a sale.
CC17 for half off on the monthly or CC304.
And then if you guys want to go ahead and join the OSS, it's joinoss.com, but you got to be a Casco member.
And I'll read the last chats here and then we'll close out.
That was hilarious.
Yeah, fine.
Great.
Calvin Bondly says, talking about eating pussy.
Man, I stick my tongue so deep in her ass, I will tell her what she had for dinner last night.
He said, fresh out of the best heart, and he wants you guys to be friends again.
Alright, what's next?
That's it?
Shout out to Calvin.
King of Lords, the guys on the show are being too nice.
Tell them the truth.
The closer women get to the 40, the more they look masculine.