Welcome to the Pressure Podcast after our edition.
We're joining Brandon and some lovely ladies.
Full table.
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh Check out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not just what seemed.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's my life.
I'm not just what you're doing.
Alright, we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshier Podcast, man.
We're Brandon with some lovely ladies.
Got a full house, man.
It's like, bring back like the old days, right?
Yeah.
I remember we used to have like Yeah, man.
It should be crazy.
W. Chris.
Anyway, yeah.
Shout out to Chris.
As you guys know, we do the after hours on Monday, Wednesdays, and then Fridays, I go out and go to the streets.
Debates.
And we do set up a table.
How was that?
Oh, how was that?
Yep.
Nigga, you were there, bro?
I mean, I'm not tomorrow because I was in it the whole time.
I was, you know, I popped in.
Yeah, it was a good time, man.
It was a good time.
We're going to probably switch the topic up.
They got scared, man.
How dare you?
Because the people coming in and trying to shut us down before.
Not to be gay.
We want only men cops from now on.
Yeah, bro.
No more female cops, man.
Goddamn, bro.
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But, what else?
I'm trying to think.
Any other answers?
That's it for now.
That's it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Chris.
And then Chris, go ahead.
All right, Ninjas, I have a full panel for you.
Hopefully, no ratchet girls on the panel.
I spoke to them earlier.
No one seen ratchet because that's a girl who came in a little bit late.
But, hopefully, no friend councils.
No, some girl came in.
I don't know, but it was already full.
Yeah, what happened with that, bro?
I mean, no, she was already full.
You told her to leave?
No, because she didn't leave me in time, and we had a full panel, so I told her to leave and come back.
Yeah.
Because that was like a rule.
Yeah.
Don't come late.
You got to message him beforehand.
Yep.
Message me.
Come on, and, you know, that's a great show.
All right.
But other guys, guys, follow me on Twitch, and my only fans is Aaron C. Slash Aaron's Poxin, the only fans.
Collapse.
Welcome, ladies.
What?
Also, I might start playing Marvel Rivals with Chris.
As you guys know, he plays Marvel Rivals quite a bit.
I might play with him, and I might stream it on Twitch.
Not Twitch.
I'm kicked off Twitch, sorry.
Kick.
And I had GM last season, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you guys might see me make a return to gaming on there on Kick.
So, we'll not Overwatch.
We'll play Marvel.
Overwatch kind of cook now.
But, alright.
Anything else?
That's it.
Introduce the lovely ladies.
Without further ado, ladies.
Martin, did you say we?
No, yeah, we.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and of course...
And we'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, y 'all!
So name, age, what you do for a living.
My voice is very raspy.
Please, please don't come at me.
It's okay.
What's your name?
My name is Numa.
How old are you?
I'm sorry?
How old are you?
I am 28. Where are you from?
I am Haitian, born and raised.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Do you like have a house in Haiti or?
Well, I don't.
My mom does.
You're like of Haitian descent, but you grew up in America or did you grow up in Haiti?
No, I came here at the age of 13. So I've been here for 15 years.
What part?
Miami?
Yes.
What part?
Hollywood.
Part of Haiti.
Okay.
What part of Haiti?
Part of France.
Delma.
Okay.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I am a manager at a lounge in Hollywood called Afro Lounge.
Okay.
Ooh, Afro Beats?
That's right around the corner from my crib.
The Haitian-Ligerian spot.
The Haitian-African spot.
Come see me next time.
All right.
She just wants the extra tips.
All right.
Highest education level completed for you?
High school, I would say, because I didn't finish college.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Well, it's complicated.
Okay.
Who doesn't want to commit, you or him?
Me.
Okay.
Why?
I like to self-sabotage.
Makes sense.
She's honest.
Are your parents together or no?
No.
Okay.
And then?
Birth control?
Birth control?
Yo!
I ain't been on here in a minute, man.
We added some new questions.
Last minute, last minute.
Thanks for the Asian debacle.
The Asian saga.
We asked this now.
Of course.
Oh, after...
So yes or no?
I'm sorry?
Birth control?
Uh, yes.
Okay, alright.
And Chris?
Your body count.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Body counts.
Yeah.
You got the piercings on your face.
Oh, Lord.
How many niggas you had?
At one time, though.
At one time?
Damn.
No, no.
It's always one at a time, but I think I'll say seven.
One of them don't count, so it's seven.
One don't count?
Wait, one don't count?
One don't count.
It doesn't count.
Why don't count?
It just doesn't.
He had a carnivore.
He had a carnivore.
We're going to cancel it out.
Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
Burles.
Burles?
Yes.
Okay, how old are you?
26. Where are you from?
Broward.
Okay, what town specifically?
Fort Lauderdale.
Okay, cool.
What do you do for work?
I'm a stripper, and I do OnlyFans.
She belongs to the street.
I do.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
I dropped out of college.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Yeah.
Birth control?
No.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Brazilian.
Okay.
Full?
Yes.
Alright.
Okay.
Chris?
No.
Damn, you said no?
No matter what, Chris no asses.
No, asses always no.
Smart move.
You're right.
Did you give up?
No, no, it's high as fuck.
I already know.
It is.
I'm not going to count.
Yeah, I know it's high.
Like how high?
Like over 20?
Yeah, just give us like a range.
100 to 500?
Like a range.
I do OnlyFans, so it's 88. I don't care.
On OnlyFans only, not outside of OnlyFans.
No, I've fucked outside of OnlyFans.
I know, but you're not counting those bodies, right?
I write down my body count every time I fuck.
I have it.
That's how I know it's 88. You write it down?
You got a spreadsheet?
That's like a wide receiver number.
It's on my notes.
Wide receiver number?
She got balls, alright.
Michael Irvin.
Wait, how many of them are niggas though?
She don't use old hands.
I don't fuck white guys.
Yo, that's a niggas.
Hold on.
Double number, nigga.
I was like, 100 and what?
90?
Goddamn, bro.
Should I fuck white guys?
Okay.
That's even more.
Alright, cool.
Yeah, so it's only once you go black.
Do you have any kids right now?
No.
Oh, damn.
You know, I always say once you go black, you become a single mom.
Once you go black, you never go back to your parents' house.
Once you go black, you never go back to your parents' house.
My girl named Holmes.
No, I'm just playing.
We wish you the best for that one.
What about you?
What's your name?
Sergene.
Sergene?
Hey, y 'all!
How old are you?
20. Where are you from?
I'm Haitian and Dominican.
Isn't Jean a guy's name?
My dad's name's Serge, so they just added Jean.
That's a combination first name.
But where do you live?
Are you from Florida?
Yeah, I'm from Florida.
I was born in North Miami.
Okay.
Oh, she hates you for show.
Six times.
I'm a juvenile life coach.
Wait.
Juvenile life coach?
Yeah.
What does that entail?
So basically I work with kids that suffer from depression and anxiety.
Like, you know, the whole nine.
Okay.
What do you do?
Highest education level complete?
Are you in college?
High school.
I didn't finish college.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Taken.
Okay.
How long have you been together?
It's fresh.
It's fresh You should know We met each other when we were like 12 and then he was older.
How much older was he?
He was like 14. So you guys have been on and off for a few years?
How long?
I've been on and off for like five years.
Is he Haitian?
Five or four years.
Is he Haitian?
Yeah, he's Haitian.
Is he Dominican too?
He's in North Miami.
No, they're not my dad's.
He passed, though.
Yeah.
Birth control for you?
No, no birth control.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
What about you?
Name?
Body count.
Body count?
Eight.
Okay.
With a solid eight.
You know what?
I believe her.
You believe her?
I believe her.
That's the first time I've heard you say you believe her.
Oh, it's not the first time.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Queen.
Hey, y 'all!
So I'm 26, but I'm about to be 27 soon.
So I'm already claiming 27. Where are you from?
So I'm originally from Orlando, Florida.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
So I'm a public affairs specialist, but I'm not going to say where because I want to get fired.
That's a smart move.
Okay.
I'm assuming like in a private sector?
Yes.
I don't even want to say.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I have a master's degree from Berry University.
Where'd you get your undergrad at?
Florida Memorial University.
Yeah.
Relationship status?
I'm dating right now.
So single?
Yeah, you can say that.
Oh, she fucking around.
No, I'm dating.
I'm dating.
You want somebody?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
And then brother control for you?
I actually just got off birth control because I did not like the side effects.
So, yeah.
And do you live here in Miami now?
I live in Miami.
Oh, you do?
Okay, but you're from Orlando.
Yeah.
Okay.
Racial background?
I'm black.
Okay, just straight black?
Yeah.
She a black queen.
Black queen!
I'm black.
Well, she didn't say Orlando, so.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Mal.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
Go ahead.
Chris?
Oh, nine.
I don't believe you, bro.
Hold on, we got eight, nine...
No, no, no.
Let me guess you're gonna be ten now.
Because I literally said once I get the ten, they gotta be like my husband or somebody that I'm really, really dealing with.
nine.
So I recycle, like I'll go back to the next day.
No, no, no.
Like, I just have this thing where I don't want to go over the bus.
Yeah, like I I'll probably make a call This is actually true Because a lot of girls will go You know what?
How many dicks you suck?
Okay, so listen.
No, no, no.
But I like that.
I like that.
Because not every girl is going to suck every man's dick.
And I want to say, like, personally, five.
Like, five.
Five out of the nine, for sure.
For sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because those five, my boyfriend, for sure.
They deserved it.
Yeah.
They deserved it.
Yeah.
Chris, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
No, because some girls, she said she would have saved her pussy for her husband.
So the guy, she's probably meeting, she's probably, you know what?
I'll take my pussy for my husband, but I'm going to suck your dick, you know what I'm saying?
What is she really adding?
Yeah, but like...
Some girls just start texting cars and shit.
Fucking landmills and shit.
Sorry about that.
Your name again?
My name is Melody.
Melody?
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 24. Where are you from?
I'm from Philadelphia.
Sorry to hear that.
I'm glad you got out, man.
Congratulations.
I'm only here for a week.
I go back on Saturday.
She belongs to the streets.
You cut, niggas.
A lot's wrong.
It's probably one of the worst cities in the Northeast, in my opinion.
Next to Baltimore.
Jungle.
Alright, what do you do for work?
So I work as a marketer right now for a window company.
Okay.
How is education level completed?
I'm in grad school right now.
Okay, where'd you get your bachelor's from?
I got my bachelor's from Eastern University.
It's like a tiny Christian school outside Philly.
Where are you doing your grad at?
I'm doing grad at Westchester because they accepted me on their rugby program, so I'm going to play for them in the fall.
You play rugby?
With who?
With Westchester.
right now I'm playing club for Phoenixville Whitehorse and I'm playing for Westchester in the fall.
Oh, she's tough as shit though, okay.
All right.
Exactly.
Take balls to the face.
Hold on.
What division are they?
So they're D2, but rugby's kind of weird since nobody plays rugby.
We'll play D3 teams and D1 teams, so we just kind of play like whoever.
Alright.
It's women's sports, so...
I'm in a relationship.
Alright, how long have you been together?
Since January 18th, 2024.
Are you in Miami with them?
No, I'm actually here with my co-workers, so this is a work trip.
Wait, hold on.
Have you went out to any clubs or anything?
No, I haven't.
You ever went out to clubs?
Why would I go to a club by myself?
I'm here with a bunch of 40-year-olds.
I'm not about to go to a club.
Hey, 40's not that old.
Okay, but it's like, I'm not about to go to a club with grown-ass people with families and all this.
How'd you meet your boyfriend?
So, we met through a mutual friend.
So, he's from the next town over from me.
And then, like, a bunch of people were hanging out, and I met him there.
Wait, wait.
So, you're with your friends that's 40 years old, right?
What?
I mean, like, you came here by yourself or where first?
No, I came here on a work trip, but, like...
Well, I came, like, here by myself, but everybody I'm in Miami with is, like, my coworkers.
They're, like, 30, 40. They got, like, families and kids.
So, you're by yourself, then?
I guess you could say that, yeah.
Yeah, man.
RIP husband, boyfriend, man.
I'm not doing nothing bad, though.
I'm just sucking dick.
That's all you're doing.
No, I'm not.
Come on, man.
You're in by yourself, man, on the podcast.
He don't know what you're doing right now.
Well, now he does, but, you know, beforehand, you went.
No, he's watching right now.
Yeah, now he's watching.
All right, so you guys have been erasing for about roughly six months.
All right, birth control for you?
I just got off of it because I don't like the side effects.
I don't like, like, it's not good for your body, so I'll use, like, Condoms and stuff.
Alright.
Not the pill, no.
Okay, what's your ethnic background?
So, I'm half Filipino and I'm half white.
So, I'm Asian.
Tagalog?
She got a man, bro.
Yeah, she got a man.
Fresh is terrified of Asians now, bro.
I'm scarred, nigga.
This nigga's done.
I got the Wu-Tang virus.
Shit ain't going away.
Yeah, I thought I was going to have that.
Wait, hold on.
I was excited to have that fucking Chinese nephew.
I was gonna learn karate from this nigga That was my goal And eat some dogs too?
Now you went too far.
Body count?
It's five.
Not in Miami.
No, it is.
Bro, we heard eight, then nine, and five.
Come on, man.
Yeah, because I'm like the type of girl, like, I'm in relationships for a long ass time.
I'm 24. Hmm.
Yeah.
And how long you been with him?
Well, my current boyfriend I was with for a year and a half, and then the one before him, like...
January 18th, 2024.
Oh, okay.
A year and a half.
I thought you meant January this year.
No.
I interpret it as January.
Okay.
Alright.
I don't believe this.
What, Chris?
No, never mind.
I don't believe her.
He don't believe her.
He don't believe her?
Okay, man.
He don't believe nobody.
Alright.
I don't believe.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
I didn't...
Oh, I don't know.
Brandon goes last.
Sorry.
Yeah, we probably got thrown off because you thought Brandon was going to go, but yeah.
My name is Sammy.
I'm from Tampa, Florida.
Sammy?
Yes.
How old are you?
21. What do you do for her?
I am a dog sitter in Tampa.
To be clear, you sit them, right?
You don't train them or anything?
No, I do dog walks, watch them with people out of town.
That can be a high-paying career, actually.
Yo, I see some girls in New York who made a lot of money doing that shit.
Bro, six figures, easy.
I'm about to tell Angie to start doing that shit.
Might as well.
She already watched Frank and these guys, so, man.
Extra money.
Yeah.
You might see some motherfuckers in New York, like a chick walking like eight dogs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like more and more people don't have kids.
They just buy dogs.
And it's like, yeah.
That's pretty smart.
Anyway, what's your favorite breed?
Doberman, for sure.
They're big, aren't they?
Yes, I've had them all the time.
The hell?
Are you black?
That's a big black dog.
I've had albino ones, I've had red ones, black ones.
There's red Dobermans?
Yeah.
Bro, that's a nigga dog, bro.
Pitbulls, Dobermans and shit, man.
Come on, man.
Those dogs are all violent and dumb.
But anyway, okay.
Highest education level completed?
Just got my associates.
Okay, what'd you get it in?
Marketing.
I can't remember.
I switched my major like three times, so.
Okay.
What's your dating status?
Single.
How's dating in Tampa?
Is that, like, good?
Is it bad?
Because I've heard over there, it's like a smaller Miami, but more, I want to say, on the edge of kind of hard to date as well.
Yeah, there's a lot of people from New York and Jersey now, especially, like, in downtown.
It's, like, central.
Everybody's from there.
But it's not good for dating.
Just for fun, huh?
Yeah, it's fun.
Not really for the club scene.
That's why I'm in Miami, not in Tampa.
So, you know.
Well, here's where it's to welcome.
Welcome to the madness.
Are your parents together?
Yes, they are.
Birth control?
No.
What's your ethnic background?
Irish and German or white?
I don't know the right answer to that, honestly.
Okay, Irish and German?
Yeah.
German, good.
We're Chris.
What?
Body count.
Like 15 God damn Wait 15 and 10?
I mean I travel Okay, that's more than that Not global Worldwide You know what niggas say for the world access?
She got it for free She belongs to the globe How many countries you been to?
She belongs to the world I'm waiting for the earth Oh sorry my bad She got a passport No international We're doing domestic Domestic Uh, yeah.
Birth control?
No, no, not that one.
That's not what you want to ask.
What?
Stupid!
She a Knight Rider.
Oh.
Nigga, I don't care.
Yeah, you do.
Are you a Knight Rider?
Yeah, you do.
I don't know what that means.
You fuck niggas?
Blacks, African Americans.
Yeah, African Americans, she does.
Yep.
She does.
She knows what I'm saying.
It's fucking disgusting.
What?
What?
Disgusting.
I think it's fine.
There's your answer.
Yep.
Hold on.
Myron.
Hold on, hold on.
Myron, if a girl...
But you want to smash?
Be honest, bro.
Oh, smash, bro.
I would've dated her seriously.
What?
Nah, man.
What?
Why?
She's a mush shark, man.
Bro.
This is a comedy skit, by the way.
I gotta be the first and only.
We're comedians.
Bro, hell no, man.
That's wild.
I'm not trying to have no Tyrone up in there.
Oh, man.
The first is kind of hard, though.
No, it is.
You gotta represent the whole...
You like drugs in parks and a pussy!
You know?
Hey.
Nah, just fucking around.
Okay, what about you?
We're comedians.
What's your name?
Kalea.
Kalea?
Okay, how old are you?
I'm 24. Where are you from?
I'm from Chicago.
Hey!
I'm from Chicago.
What's up?
Where at?
I'm from the West Side.
Okay, I'm from South Side.
Okay.
You guys search her?
This is the hood, ain't it?
No, we're dead.
No, I'm dead ass, did you?
Yeah, we're dead.
Okay.
She's not wearing anything.
What?
What did you say?
It's something on her right now because she's wearing a dress.
Alright, what do you do for work?
I'm a manager.
I do hair and I just started my real estate journey.
Okay, hairstylist?
Yeah.
And then you said you're a manager at a store?
No, for a doula company.
I'm sorry?
A doula company?
What's doula?
Oh!
They help pregnant women.
Yeah, so it's basically a midwife but without the medical license.
that she's like a doula whatever with a kind of like you hope ladies with their During, before, after.
Everything.
Oh.
Yeah.
Doula.
Okay.
All right.
Doula.
All right.
Okay.
Do you live in Chicago or you live here now?
I live in Chicago.
Okay.
So you're just visiting?
Do you come here with any of the girls?
Yeah.
This is my friend.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
I'll go to her next time.
No, no, no, no.
Y 'all GDs or vice lures or what?
Oh, no.
Okay, so, for example, living in Chicago, right?
When you walk outside, are you scared for your, like, safety?
No.
No?
No.
It's just home.
Okay.
You live in a city?
Yeah.
Damn, okay.
What do you, uh, how is your education level completed?
Uh, high school, but I'm in school for sonography.
Okay, pursuing your bachelor's degree?
Uh, no.
What high school do you go to?
So, uh, I went to CEN.
All right.
So you're getting your associates then?
It's your associates in cinemography?
Yeah.
Okay.
Real quick.
FPG Duck or Lil Durk?
Durk.
Okay.
Okay.
Right in with the winners?
All right, cool.
Yes.
Well, I don't know if he's winning now.
Okay, not now, but back in the day.
Murder for Hire, man.
Yeah, yeah.
He's going to come through.
Okay.
Positivity, bro.
Positive vibes.
I know I'm sounding an asshole, man, but I've read that case, man.
It's pretty bad.
Damn.
They got him.
He was using credit.
The thing that fucked him up is he booked all the hotels and flights and shit on his Amex.
Damn.
He won the points, bro.
He won the points.
I guess so.
You gotta get the points, man.
Y 'all talking about credit.
Yeah, I guess.
That's the credit you don't want.
Credit's for death.
That's great.
But yeah, man.
They went in.
They bought the ski mask and everything on the nigga's card.
You know what?
Take my card, killer.
Just use my card.
Yeah, bro.
I won't be there, but my card will be.
Yeah, bro.
He got the points, though.
He did get the points.
Shout out to Dirt.
Relationship status for you?
I'm taken.
Okay, how long have you been together?
Going on five years.
Nice.
How'd you guys meet?
We went at the grocery store.
Okay, I gotta know.
What did he say to you to pick you up?
What did he say?
I don't even remember.
What up, Shorty?
No.
46th Street.
Let's go.
What aisle are you guys?
Is he a vice lord or a GD?
Oh, no.
No gangbangers.
No.
No gangbangers.
Alright, what aisle did he meet you in that?
Do you remember that?
No.
Damn, you don't remember nothing?
No.
Yes, we have one.
Oh, you're going to get together.
Say, here's a BD.
Baby daddy.
Oh, yeah.
What?
It was good!
Come on, bro.
It was good, bro.
Here's a BD.
All right, are your parents together?
You know what, French?
I'm going to give it to you, French.
Thank you.
Wait, your parents are together?
Yes.
Okay.
Why are you surprised?
No.
It's a good example here.
Damn, alright, man.
I'm actually kind of impressed, man.
How are you doing?
Let's go!
You've been in a long-term relationship.
Five years?
Yeah, man.
Good shit.
I was expecting something else.
Living the 21 in Chicago?
That's an accomplishment.
One of the good ones.
Yeah.
Straight up.
Alright.
Okay, what about you?
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
Ooh.
Not that people kill me.
My grandma said a lady never discloses that.
Well, that bitch is not here.
Just you.
I can count on my hand.
He meant sexually, though.
No.
Hand.
One hand.
No, no, no.
He meant sexually.
Your body count.
Yeah, on my hand.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Me?
Hi, my name is Anna.
I'm 23 years old.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Chicago?
No, I'm Cuban, but I'm from Port St. Lucie, but I was born and raised in Miami.
Okay.
How do you guys know each other then?
She was talking about the other one.
No, no, no.
This is my friend.
Oh, okay.
My bad.
She ain't one of us.
I was confused.
Hold on one second.
How did I just come up?
Poor St. Lucie.
What do you do for work?
I'm a real estate agent, but I am actually a producer and an engineer.
And then I have a business.
It's a car consulting business.
What DAW do you use?
DAW?
Pro Tools and FL.
Legit.
Okay, Mo, what does that mean?
I can shout out so many people right now.
20%.
Wait, what?
20%.
Okay, that means you're not useless.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're an audio engineer, and you said what, a real estate agent?
Yeah, but I mean, I stream on Twitch, my producing, and I know so many artists, so that's basically my biggest thing.
Okay, so you stream on Twitch like you're Yeah, 3AP on the beat.
I have an extensive, probably like 2,000 vinyl records and I just play them on my vinyl and I'll grab samples and I'll make beats.
You make beats on stream.
What's your highest view count?
I just started.
This is like a week ago.
I finally put all my things together with my business and my label and stuff like that so that I could be able to put myself out there.
That's why I came on here.
Good stuff.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
Okay, so I know my dad, but my parents are gay, but they've been together since I was nine months, so they are together.
But my dad, yeah, he's around, but they're not together.
Wait, wait.
He's gay?
No.
My mom.
I was born and raised with my mom, but my parents, they're two girls.
They've been together since I was nine months, but I do have a dad.
Oh, so you was raised by two moms, but your dad still be around.
Well, I don't see him like that, but I know he's around.
Wait a minute, so did they just say, "Yo, you man, we wanna have a baby with you," or like he was dating your mom like she wasn't gay at one point?
Yeah, like, okay.
It was my grandfather.
He, it was his friend and my mom, she really wanted a kid.
So he was kind of like a sperm donor.
Yeah, he's got kids.
I have an older sister, and I've got two younger siblings.
So your mom was always interested in women.
She just wanted a kid, though.
No, no.
It's trauma.
It's trauma.
Who hurt her?
I'm not sure who did, but I definitely know it's definitely trauma.
Like there's no masculine energy in my house for a certain reason.
Yeah.
So your biological mom wanted a child, had the child with your dad.
And then she continued on with a relationship with...
No, they met on AOL.
Were they together?
No.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
She met her on AOL on the, like, AOL Messenger.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Their first date was Sansa's Enchanted Forest.
You got mail.
And I still have the picture.
Here in Miami.
Yes, they met in Miami, yeah.
And they've been together, what, 24 years?
Nigga, AOL's ancient, bro.
I know, bro.
What the hell?
That's what I'm saying, man.
You got mail, man.
That's the MSN Messenger.
Goddamn.
Yeah, that, okay.
You got mail.
Okay, so, so are you cool with your biological dad?
Yeah, he was, yeah.
He's okay.
Okay.
Are you okay?
He went through some shit, but yeah.
I haven't talked to him, but yeah.
Does he support you at all?
I don't talk.
No, I don't.
I probably have seen him probably like three times.
Probably four.
Is he black?
He's like dark-skinned Cuban.
He's black.
He's one of us.
Yeah.
But I mean, he's not a bad guy.
He was in prison for a little bit.
Oh yeah, he definitely died.
If I tell you, if I tell you, Let me guess.
We're selling drugs?
No.
It was Valentine's Day and he went to Cuba to go visit his girlfriend and he fell asleep and he got into an accident and killed her.
She was pregnant.
So he had to spend like five years in jail because of...
Yeah.
But my family had, like, my sister, she's got money like that, so she paid for a good lawyer, and he...
I mean, it's not bad.
Yeah.
And it wasn't even his fault.
It was the fall, bro.
You fell asleep on the road?
Yeah, because it's like a two-way road when you go, because I live from Batabano, so, like, Pinal de Rio, like, when you get into Cuba, it's like, you gotta drive, like, one of those old little rusty cars and that air hitting you, and I know it's like, and it was nighttime, so, like, there was a bus, and he was like that.
Wait, listen, I'm not a detective here.
I'm just curious because my naked brain is thinking.
Yeah.
So, he survived, she lied.
Yeah.
She had a kid.
She was pregnant.
She killed two people.
Listen, bro.
Yeah, he was really hurt.
Wait, he's here in the States now?
Yes, he came back to the States.
Yeah, they brought him once he finished his term.
He came back.
He had to do five years in a Cuban prison.
Yeah.
Well, he's an American citizen.
I'm pretty sure.
I mean, resident, probably a resident.
Did they deport him from Cuba?
No.
That'd be crazy if he'd be the other way around.
Well, I mean, whenever he finished his term, I'm not even sure if they really, because he's considered a resident, not a citizen.
So, I don't know why they brought him.
And it was before this whole thing with Trump.
So, I know.
So, he's a resident?
He might have been a citizen here and a resident there and them niggas deported him over here.
No, I don't think he was a citizen.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
Oh, no.
We're going over there.
Excuse me.
Birth control for you.
Birth control.
No, I don't believe in that.
You have kids?
Yes, I have two kids.
I have a six-year-old and a three-year-old.
Where's the daddy?
Different dads.
With my long-term relationships, it was Brandon and David, and they were like four years apart.
Let me guess.
Were they rappers?
No.
No, no, no.
No, I'm the rapper.
Were they black?
Were they black?
Okay, my son's dad is Nika and black, and my daughter, he's like Puerto Rican or something.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, let's go to Chirac Part 2. Okay.
What's your name?
I'm Amina.
I'm sorry.
Amina.
Oh, Amina.
Okay, how old are you, Amina?
I'm 23. Chicago?
Yeah.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I'm an entrepreneur.
So you have a long job, though.
Come on, Chris.
What kind of business do you run?
Scammanship.
Did he say what?
Scammanship.
Chicago, they scam up there.
LOL.
Okay, so I do Airbnb.
LOL.
All right, you said you do Airbnbs?
Yeah, Airbnbs.
I'm an esthetician.
I sometimes do bottle service.
Do you own Airbnbs or do you lease them out on behalf of owner?
Airbnb, arbitrage.
Arbitrage, okay.
Makes sense.
Alright.
And then you said, what was the other thing you do?
I'm an esthetician.
Bottle service on the side.
Okay.
And you guys, I'm assuming you're just visiting, right?
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
What high school?
I went to Sun.
Oh, okay.
Same this time.
Relationship status?
Because he's from Chicago, too.
Yeah, that's what I was asking.
That's what I've heard.
Relationship status for you?
I'm single.
Alright.
You're single?
Mm-hmm.
With the moment you saw?
This nigga.
I mean, they look nice, man.
I'm just saying, man.
He ain't lying.
Something's up, man.
Sensational.
I mean, I guess.
What's wrong?
Is it them or you?
It's nothing, I mean.
It's her.
It is what it is, I guess.
Alright, your body count?
Are we at the same subject?
It's four.
Sexually, sexually.
Like, we met.
Four.
Four this week?
Four.
Bro, I don't believe you, bro.
You know you're lying, right?
You whispering and shit?
I mean, you don't gotta believe me.
I don't believe you, man.
I mean, it's four.
Alright, your parents together?
Yeah, they are.
Okay.
Alright.
No.
Alright.
You have kids?
One.
See?
I knew it.
Thumbs up.
Thumbs up.
There it is.
Alright.
Shot in the club, man.
It was nice of a laugh.
Alright, who else is a mom here?
We got three moms?
Oh, we got more.
One, two, three, four.
No, five.
Five moms.
Five moms.
Alright.
Alright.
Five moms.
Well, who's watching the kids?
Who's watching the kids?
My mom.
Thank you with the grandma.
And the guest of honor.
Yeah, Brandon.
Oh, what up?
Yeah, my name is Brandon Carter.
King Keto on Instagram.
You know, man, it's always a pleasure to be on Fresh and Fit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm here in Mad Times.
Y 'all want to know, like, my body count and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mary, you want to answer?
We meant sexually, by the way.
I got a girlfriend.
Been with her for, like, three years.
Yeah, it's been a minute, man.
Yeah, man.
Solid.
You know what I'm saying?
She survives.
I'm not the easiest guy to be with, but she's cool.
No, she's my fault.
She's awesome.
You're the best.
Ain't no one ever been better.
You know what it is.
and I'm from Chicago Southside you know Yeah, you know, what is the other question?
Oh, body count?
I don't know.
Are you guys count?
I don't know.
Like, honestly, I don't know.
Birth control?
Yeah, man, I am.
You know, it's a testosterone replacement therapy.
I've been on it for like three years.
That shit works, bro.
And it's like, yeah.
Wait, how's that birth control?
Bro, they told me, they told me, they told me, my nigga, they told me, they said, yo, the only side effect, if you go on a testosterone, you ain't gonna be, you know, when I'm pregnant.
I was like, nigga.
If I knew that shit, I'd have been on this shit since I was 16. That's not a fucking side effect.
That's a feat.
Y 'all need to be advertising this shit.
You need to tell me this shit gonna make me stronger?
And I won't be able to get no one pregnant?
Let me get that shit right now.
You got any questions for the ladies?
Yeah.
We have a very unique panel today.
Yeah, man.
We got people from all walks of life.
All walks of life.
You know what I'm saying?
So, for those of y'all, just in general, what kind of...
Do you have requirements along those lines?
Let's work our way around.
Bare minimum income?
Is that what you want, Brandon?
So what's the bare minimum income for a guy for you to take them seriously?
Enough to take care of both of us if I fell off.
How much would that be?
How much would that be?
Roughly.
Ladies, all of you have a number in your head annually or monthly.
We can calculate it.
But have a number in your head and don't change it based off what the other girls say.
All of you have a number in your head, right?
Keep in mind.
He might be watching right now.
I might say, you know what?
I got you, baby girl.
Yeah, yeah.
So be honest.
You're a dream guy.
He might be out there.
You never know.
He might be in the chat.
So keep it real with what you want.
All right?
So all of you have a number in your head.
I don't want you to get influenced by the other girls.
All right, go ahead.
At least 100k a year.
Like, at least.
Does it matter what gang you're in if he's from Chicago?
Or like, you ain't got no preference on that?
He can't be in the gang.
He can't be in the gang.
Oh, that limits your options in the shot.
Alright, what about you?
He just has to have goals and ambitions.
Honestly, you could just be starting up or, I don't know.
Give us a bare minimum though, realistically.
I really can't tell you.
Because, I mean, if you're just starting off and you're really not making anything new work and you're grinding to get to where you want to be, who am I to judge?
So you're going to wait?
I'll wait.
How long are you going to wait?
Depends on what your goal is.
It's not so stupid shit like scamming.
Hold on.
Keep it a bean.
Five years, you're going to wait?
Yeah.
You got to pay the bills?
God provides.
You got two kids?
God provides.
All right, I brought niggas.
Hit her up.
There you go.
It's not even that.
It's just, what does money really matter?
The world could end tomorrow.
What does the money matter?
You need money to survive, nigga.
We could go to a different country.
We could go to a different country right now.
And what if you had no money?
Would you still love me the same?
Hey, keeping it real, are you leaving the U.S.?
No.
Okay.
That's the point.
I live in the U.S. Okay, but it doesn't mean I want to be here forever.
All right.
All right, man.
Bro, niggas hit her up, man.
What about you?
It's more about money management.
I would say six figures.
What is that?
A hundred?
A hundred.
That's what I'm used to dating, though.
So it's not necessarily like I wouldn't talk to a man that makes a little less.
What does your current man do?
Yes.
What does he do?
He does engineering or something.
Something?
Do you know what he does?
We don't discuss his work, but he pays the bills.
He handles everything.
He makes around, like, $150.
Then an engineer of cocaine, bro.
Something in the lab.
I'm an engineer.
I got you, sweetheart.
What about you?
Bare minimum for you, he's got to make career.
You can be honest.
I don't really know.
Honestly, as long as you've got a car and a place to stay.
And you're paying for dinner?
That's it?
You know what I'm saying?
A Honda?
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, niggas.
Yo, Fresh, you got a car?
Shut up, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
It needs to be a decent car now.
It's got to be a decent car.
He got a Rolls Royce.
What's wrong with a Honda?
No, listen.
This nigga, he got a Rolls Royce and he only like white girls.
What the fuck?
That's his thing.
He the winter soldier.
Chill.
I mean, I'm not climbing across the driver's side to get into the passenger side door.
Listen man.
Bro, stop it.
You got a star.
He got the stars in his Rolls Royce and shit, man.
Someone might be fresh.
He was going to sell it to me.
The car to me, but I was like, nah, man, you need that shit.
The Winter Soldier need that.
You need the stars in the sky.
Yo, Brent, here we go.
Yeah, there you go.
That's fresh.
Alright, so what's the bare minimum?
Just give us a number.
Like monthly?
Yeah, monthly works too.
We'll go like 10K a month.
I'd be happy camping.
Fresh is killing that shit.
That ain't nothing for the big dog.
That ain't nothing for fresh, man.
That ain't nothing.
I know.
Well, actually, What's the bare minimum you guys got to make?
I don't really have one just because I like to date people like my age and that are like with my educational background.
So it's like if you're young and you're in college, you don't have time.
your boyfriend he doesn't like talk about money with me but honestly like What does he drive, yeah?
I don't even know.
Like, a Jeep?
Like, I don't know what kind of car it is, but it's, like, a newer Jeep.
But I think, like, around our age, like, a good starting salary.
I don't know.
Like, I want to say, like...
But you have to work at a company where you can work up.
Okay, so it has to increase.
Yeah.
Okay, so what's the bare minimum then that you would accept?
For now, I guess like 50, 60. 60?
Yeah.
Okay, so he has about two years to get ready?
And do better.
However long it takes.
No, that's a cap, bro.
You have a timeline.
Well, she's at 60, but there has to be potential to achieve more.
Yeah, as long as you're hardworking and working towards something.
Do you think your guy makes that an hour more?
I have no idea.
I don't ask him those kinds of questions.
You're a woman.
You've got to have some intuition.
You've been with him for a year and a half.
You've got to have some semblance of what he's earning per year.
He makes around the same as I do.
What is that?
I don't want to talk about myself.
Don't say what you make.
I'm saying roughly him.
Not you.
I really don't know.
I don't know.
What does he do for work then?
What does he do for work?
Yeah.
He just started a part-time job.
It's called like SEC or something.
I don't really know what he does.
SEC?
Isn't that like financial stuff?
Yeah, I think so.
Trading stuff?
Bro.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
Bare minimum for you?
I'm sorry, man.
The Castle Club chat is funny.
Yeah, I know.
It's the funniest shit.
Yeah, bro.
Dude, got the fried chicken and the watermelon.
I don't know what's going on here.
The stars.
The ninja stars.
The ninja stars, man.
Alright, what about you?
Bare minimum for you?
So you said the bare minimum?
Yeah, bare minimum you would accept.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
What did he say?
Okay, okay, my bad.
So I'm just going to be realistic.
I live in Miami, and it's very expensive to live here.
I've seen people struggling with $60,000, making $60,000 a year, so bare minimum, I'm going to say about $75,000, honestly.
How tall are you?
I'm six feet.
Damn, nigga.
Sorry, Chris.
Alright, what about you?
Bare minimum for you?
Bare minimum, like $80,000.
$80,000?
Yeah.
Because I've got to be comfortable.
What about you?
I'm going to go with 100k.
And what about you?
I don't have a number.
I mean, I do, but I never thought about it before.
You've got to think about it now.
Yeah, so it's kind of hard.
You said you did have a number.
What was it that first came to mind?
Well, I feel like it has to match my number.
So if you're making like, I'll say 7,000, 8,000.
A month.
Alright, so we got to make like 90. Yeah.
90 to 100.
Alright.
Alright.
Go ahead, Brandon.
Okay.
I'm kind of curious.
Yes.
You do strip and you do OnlyFans.
Which one makes the most money?
Well, I'm not going to lie.
I kind of quit OnlyFans for a little bit.
At its peak, though, which one was making the most money?
Oh, OnlyFans, for sure.
I just started stripping like four months ago.
I was doing OnlyFans for six years.
Oh, shit.
Why'd you quit?
She was doing it before COVID.
You're like a vet.
You're like a veteran.
Wait a minute.
How old are you again?
26. Oh, so you was doing that shit.
Since I was 20. Oh, shit.
Real quick.
How much money did you make?
On Rumble.
DBG thing.
100 subs.
Shout out to you.
PG, appreciate you, man.
Gifted 50 subs.
100 subs, actually.
Shout out to you, man.
Thank you very much for the live show.
And we'll be back out there on Friday if he comes back again.
But sorry, you were saying?
Yeah, so I was doing it when I was 20. But I was living in Atlanta, so I just moved to Miami like a few months ago.
Oh, now you know why there's all the black guys.
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
No, it's crazy.
I lived in Philly before Atlanta.
There's something about Atlanta that they don't tell you.
What?
The black people know, man.
But some, the Jeezy, Young Jeezy and T.I., they left it out, the rap songs, man.
I went out there and I was like, oh, wait a minute.
There's something, I'm not gonna say it, but like, the black people in Atlanta know what I'm talking about, man.
There's some weird shit going on there.
Ow!
I think because they got a, I don't know why, but you know what I'm talking about.
You mean like?
Autumn.
Quarter bread?
Capital bread?
Nah.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if I can say it on YouTube.
Why do so many gay niggas in Atlanta?
It's like the gay capital.
No, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Why is that?
They DL, yeah.
I don't know.
That's scary, bro.
Listen, I'm not from there.
I just lived there for a minute and then I left.
But hold on.
I mean, think about this.
So you're in Philly first, then Atlanta.
Yeah, Philly, then Atlanta.
But that's scary because imagine you're a girl dating a guy.
And he's secretly like, oh no, down low.
And you know the niggas be doing anal and shit.
So now you got whatever they got.
That's fucking scary, bro.
Oh, that's why you stopped doing OnlyFans in Atlanta.
I really wasn't fucking with them niggas out there for real.
For real?
No, because I was in a relationship for like three years, so that's who I was.
Well, it was three years, but you said your body count was 88. Okay, but...
I was born here.
Before I went there, I was in Florida.
Okay, how much money was you making a year on OnlyFans?
I'm not gonna, but I was making a good amount of money.
Like, I had two cribs in Atlanta.
Oh, shit.
Wait, two houses?
Not houses, like apartments.
Oh, want to film it and want to...
Want to live in and want for the free call.
Yeah, I guess so.
The bando, the bando.
No, but yeah, it was cool.
But I'm more of like a stripper now, so...
Is that a promotion or a demotion?
Yeah.
I'm curious.
I'm about to say.
No, it's just like quick money, you know?
Like, I make good money every day, so...
Like, a day.
Yeah, a day.
It just depends on a good day.
But, like, 600 every day.
Or 700.
600, 700.
That adds up, actually, so let's look a week.
What'd you say first?
Well, I remember she said that's, like, on the low day.
Like, that's, like, a bad day.
Seven days, 4200.
So a good day, like, thousand, if not more.
And Miami especially.
You know what's funny, bro?
So when I go, I just buy the food.
And that's it.
That's it?
Yeah.
I buy chicken sliders.
Is it fried?
Chicken sliders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So even if there's a bunch of white strippers there, you ain't getting no dances?
No, nigga.
Bro, find me one stripper and I got dance from ever.
Just one.
design coming You ain't...
Hey, but if you want, I can show you the experience, though.
Nah, nah, nah.
Let's go.
He's a guy right next to you.
I've been going to Miami Strip since before you moved here, homie.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm old.
I'm old school, man.
Yeah, you're old school.
It is.
Shout out to DPG, man.
Gifted a bunch of subs, man.
Wow.
Like, uh...
Yo, shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to you, DPG, man.
You are the fucking G right here.
Yo, all you guys should be watching this show with no ads, by the way.
Yeah.
Like, DPG is literally hooking all y 'all niggas right now.
To claim them, guys, type in the chat to see the actual sub to your account, okay?
Yeah, guys.
Shout out to you, DPG, man.
You really are...
Oh, yeah, bro.
Carrying you, niggas.
I have to go to AA sometime soon.
Oh, yeah, you do got to do the AA meeting.
Wasn't it this week?
No, because she was watching Friday, I think.
Oh, she was?
Oh, she was?
Yeah, they told me that she was watching.
Yeah, so guys, go ahead and type in the chat and you can go ahead and claim your sub.
And then Mar has to go to the hood and eat fried chicken.
Yeah, it's funny.
He wants to see that as well.
I mean, I'll do it, bro.
I don't like fried chicken, though.
Of course you don't.
I genuinely think it's disgusting.
It's for the chat, man.
No, no, no.
I'll do it for them.
Okay.
Sorry, Brandon.
You were asking.
Atlanta.
No, I got most of my questions answered.
Okay.
You know, we got to do the classic.
The classic.
Every time I'm on here, it's one of my favorite segments.
When you ask them to name three countries.
Yeah.
Typical, typical.
All right.
We'll start here with Miss Haiti.
You can't name United States, Mexico, Canada.
U.S. or a country that was named.
I'm just gonna go ahead and tap out.
Come on.
Come on, sister.
You're making us look bad.
Why do the king get his ass kicked for this, man?
Come on, you can do this.
And you're first.
You're first.
It's easy.
What?
Honestly speaking, I don't know my west, my east, my south.
Think about travel, vacation, or you want to go to.
Um...
Dubai.
Okay.
Two more.
Two more.
You got this.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Two more, two more.
China.
Okay.
All right.
One more.
Where else do I want to go?
Okay, can I...
Someone named that.
Can't name a country that was best in my show.
It's okay, there's still like 190 to go.
You got this.
That's a lot of numbers.
I'm sweaty.
You got this.
You got this, man.
Oh god, this is, one more.
That's crazy, bro.
I know.
Put me on the spot.
I mean, you got my purse.
Make issues proud, man.
You got this.
One more.
Okay.
Antigua.
Oh, shit!
Good job on that one.
Too bad it's wrong, though.
All right.
You guys are city and the U.A. Not a country.
But it's okay.
Nice try.
Alright, your turn.
Three countries please.
Japan.
Alright.
We need to go.
We need to go.
Alright.
Can't say Brazil.
This is my name, Brazil?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone here is Brazilian.
She's from Brazil.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, one more.
Japan, Italy, um...
Mamma mia!
I'm not fucking ahhh.
I'm not fucking ahhh.
Can y 'all stop?
I was gonna say China.
It's cat, bro.
There's many more.
Ten hours late time.
Sweden.
All right.
Sweden.
Cool.
You got it.
What about you?
Three countries.
Philippines.
All right.
Costa Rica.
All right.
One more.
Honduras.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Jasmine.
You can't sing it.
India.
All right.
Asia.
Oh, it's Asia.
And Ireland.
Is that it?
Ireland.
She said Ireland.
Is that it?
Ireland?
Arr, mateys.
Yeah, Ireland is a country, but yeah, you said Asia.
Which one?
Oh, shit.
Asia, bro.
Mass degree, bro.
Okay.
Sorry.
It's early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Early in the morning, right?
All right, we'll do Spain, Portugal, and Morocco.
All right.
Allahu Akbar!
You know, it's funny that boys were expelled from one of those countries.
Okay, what about you?
Columbia.
All right.
Germany.
Alright, let's go.
Scotland.
I don't know if someone already said that.
Well, someone said Germany, too, but we'll give it to you.
We'll give it to you.
What?
Well, back during a certain time.
Now they're cucked, but back in the day they were lit.
This motherfucker.
They were powerful back in the day, bro.
Real niggas back in the day, man.
What the fuck?
All right, what about you?
Argentina.
The 1940s.
Argentina, Cuba, and Well now she, you can't say Cuba'cause she's Oh, she's Cuban.
Pakistan.
Okay.
One more?
I didn't expect her to come out with that one.
One more?
One more.
Argentina, Pakistan, Egypt.
Okay.
All right, cool.
Damn, I should've said H. Aloha, fuck!
Argentina kinda lit too, man.
Yeah, dude, yo, there's some baddies, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, for the other.
This motherfucker, man.
Oh, nah, man.
Myron is insane.
Myron is fucking insane.
This is the craziest nigga I've ever met.
I didn't know how to connect Colombians, bro.
Like deadass.
I don't know what it is, but they're like tan and they're like ready to go.
Man, that's not what he meant.
I know, but that's what I meant.
That's what I meant.
Hey, fresh.
They got some baddies.
Oh, they got some baddies, brother.
Sensational.
Sensational.
All right.
What about you?
Three countries?
Thailand.
Peru.
Switzerland.
Switzerland.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Oh, yeah.
So she's good.
All right.
What about you?
Nigeria, Ghana, Ivory Coast.
Ah, okay.
She's an African.
She's an African.
Back to the roots.
Wakanda, man.
You know what I'm saying?
No condoms forever.
We'll give you some chats.
And Brandon, if you think of anything, just let me know.
Okay, let's see here.
Oh my, yo, DPG's a...
He goes, Brandon, you a G, bro.
Appreciate that level up.
Work you need help out with, bro.
They need it.
My contribution to that is what you say.
Work hard, stack, save, don't spend.
Invest after you have one year saved.
Shout out to you, man.
Appreciate that.
Supporting the whole chat.
Supporting the whole chat, man.
None of you guys should have ads right now.
All those saved games on the panel is wild.
Single mothers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Demetrius, 10 bucks.
Appreciate you.
And then Demetrius again.
Dream scenario.
A guy walked in with a million dollars for each of you, but there's one thing he asks.
He says, name three countries.
If one person gets it wrong, no one gets the money.
Okay, well, we kind of failed him already.
Chick next to mine looks like my boy Dom Lucer.
Bro, come on, man.
Lucer.
Yeah, Lucer, what the fuck?
What the hell, man?
No, she don't.
Oh, man.
Bro, how was that, by the way?
The Winter Soldier, let's go.
Winter Soldier?
Well, it wasn't life-changing, but she was kind of sturdy.
She was 30?
No, I'm gonna lie, bro.
But I've been in the gym, so it's good.
Fresh, I told you not to lift 10 extra body weight.
You told me you worked at a podcast, not SeaWorld.
Brandon, can you show Fresh proper lifting technique?
He doesn't listen to me.
And this is from Fresh's Chiropractor?
What the fuck?
Fresh Chiropractor.
Okay.
Tuning train?
Or a tuning train?
Yeah.
Favorite grill of mine?
Stuck on watermelon candy.
It's not a joke.
It's the best.
Some girls could use it to get plus one IQ.
Yeah, I like the watermelon candy, too.
That's my favorite.
Tiger blood.
Tiger blood.
That's shit gross.
That's my favorite one.
Nah, it's this white frost.
I like grip, though.
I like grip.
Yeah, we knew that.
You got a genetic predisposition.
Although, I think they don't make tiger blood anymore, bro.
Good, that shit's gross.
Yeah.
We was queens.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's why.
I got to filter that.
Oh.
They were saying that.
Yeah, that was kind of wild.
They were racist?
Yeah.
No, man, that's the bus chats, man.
Not for YouTube, man.
We're comedians.
All right, anything else?
No.
No.
All right.
All right, cool.
So I have a question for the panel real quick.
So ladies, imagine this.
He got money, got some pull.
But how do you maintain your man year-end on year-end?
We'll start here.
So you got to answer this question real good, man, because he's interviewing you.
You don't understand that.
How do I maintain him?
You're going to answer first, but this is an interview question he's looking for.
I feel like respect is number one.
Being me, like, I mean, you can't keep a man that don't want to be kept.
So, I'm going to be respectful and be me.
What does being you mean, though?
The reason you chose me in the first place.
Them titties.
I mean, to smash.
This mess was one thing.
He ain't lying.
Don't look in the room here.
Nah, like, I'm going to just be me.
Like, if you want to keep me, don't keep me.
Okay, that's a great answer.
What about you?
How would you mean?
Like, keep your man.
Like, if there's not, like how you said, respect, and kind of like, what were we really in a relationship for?
Right.
If you are with somebody that knows that they have options and are making a lot more money, I mean, at the end of the day, it really just falls on, like, your personality.
That's why I say, like, who I want to be with or who you should be with is somebody that, regardless of the money, because you don't know life can change in a split of a second.
So, I mean...
Yeah, that sounds good, but...
Huh?
Your baby daddy didn't stay, right?
I love them.
I know, but how do you...
Okay, you're Dream Mando.
How would you maintain him?
Is what I'm asking because, I mean...
He's a human being.
Like, I mean, I feel like, especially with like men's mental health, I feel like a lot of women, we focus so much on our day-to-day problems that, I mean, like, at the end of the day, he's working hard just as much as you.
So just don't forget about him.
Be there.
Be his friend.
Talk to him like he's a human being, not just money.
Question.
The man obviously needs some support, but he could use ChatGPT.
First of all, ChatGPT is AI, not human.
So emotions cannot be interpreted through ChatGPT.
Not yet.
Not yet.
But even then, that's the whole difference between AI and society.
of like, I don't know, I just, I don't like the way that the internet is just taking a hold over everything and like we're losing realness on a day-to-day basis.
So I feel like it's about finding some realness between that.
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright, so question.
Can you fuck other girls?
Again, it goes out of respect.
I'm a Christian woman, so, I mean, that's why I'm not in a relationship.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Alright, so Christian woman on the panel.
Respect.
Obviously speaking, it didn't work out.
Yeah.
Why didn't it work out?
I feel like, kind of like what, I think it was you that was saying, like, I feel like it took me about, like, a year to realize that I was self-sabotaging myself a lot.
Like, I have an abandonment issue.
So, like, when I would get close to somebody, like, the thought of forever wasn't always forever to me because I always knew it was constantly changing.
And, like, that's why I'm not, like...
Like, it's life.
But you said that you left, though.
Yeah, I left him, I was, like, while I had my son, I left him when I was, like, 19, 20?
I think it was, like, 19, 20, and then that's when I met the father of my daughter, and then that's when I had my daughter, like, a year later.
Okay.
There's just life.
It happens.
I wish you the best, but I don't think it's going to be hard.
No, I won't.
No, I have a boy and a girl.
They're literally...
For your new man?
No, at all.
Because at the end of the day, they're my responsibility.
And if somebody becomes a part of my life and wants to cater or even be a part of theirs, then that's on their own.
But I don't force nobody to be part of my kid's life.
Could you imagine chewing gum and then giving it to him to chew?
I mean, yeah.
And then taking it back?
That's disgusting, man.
I mean, if you really love them, nah.
And you know for a fact, like, because if I'm feeding you with my spoon, and like, I'm making food, and I'm feeding you, you know, you know, you really fuck with somebody, you don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
You know for a fact.
So you gotta pay.
It doesn't even matter about paying, because at the end of the day, there's two households, there's two incomes, like, what am I really, money, that goes back to money, that shit's not the answer to everything, like, it's not, it's not.
Alright.
It's not.
I'll give it to you.
What about you?
How do you maintain your man?
Well, first of all, it's like finding a quality man.
Learning the things that he wants in life and kind of fulfilling that.
Being a good woman.
Being respectful.
Being loyal.
Bringing happiness.
Stuff like that.
She got a man, so that's fine.
What about you?
You got to remember, Fresh is really interested in this one.
You really want to know what you're going to say.
Yeah, I am.
How are you going to maintain fresh?
I mean, I like the whole traditional housewife vibes.
I like that.
I'm into it.
So just being there for each other, cooking, cleaning.
I agree with it.
I know, me too.
Have you ever, so have you ever like, this thing, I've only made it a few times, but I've never had any complaints.
You've never had no complaints?
No, I'd say it's pretty good.
So you season the chicken?
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Let me ask you a question.
Hold on, what do you put on it to season it?
Yeah, what do you put on seasoning?
Don't lie.
No, listen.
Let me finish.
Garlic, onions, smoked paprika.
Whatever I'm feeling.
I have a mix of seasonings.
I just throw stuff in and hope it tastes good.
Do you wash the chicken before you season it?
Wash?
I've never washed chicken.
Oh!
I've never...
I knew this was coming.
Why'd you scream like that, bro?
Sorry about that.
Would you wash some chicken?
For the right man.
For the right man.
I would.
If I have to.
Hey, if you need a wingman, call Brandon.
All right, what about you?
Some of the same stuff she said, like cooking, cleaning, all that housewife stuff.
I think staying in shape is a really big one.
He could hire a maid, though.
For Lolo.
Nigga, you're expensive.
I may not go and connect with him emotionally.
I mean, if it pays her, she might.
I was going to say, yeah.
He's a Christian, so I'm hoping he's not going to give in the temptation.
Wait, are you Christian?
Yeah, I went to a Christian school.
For college, for undergrad.
Wait, are you having sex before marriage?
I try not to.
God bless.
I mean, she's been with this guy for a year and a half, so he's definitely fucking her, right?
Yeah.
It is what it is.
I mean, I'm not going to lie about it, but I think staying in shape is really big, like not letting yourself go.
I think that's a really big one.
That's a good point.
Wait, super smash the second for a year and a half?
You don't know what he does?
No, he just started a new job because we're both in school.
So Summer just started.
He literally just started it like two, three weeks ago.
What was he doing before that?
He was in school.
The whole time, never had a job?
He plays football.
He's an athlete.
Oh, wait.
Is he black?
Wait.
He's younger than you?
Yeah.
Only by a few months, though.
Wait a minute.
That kind of makes sense.
This makes sense now, yeah.
No, she's 24. But I'm in grad school.
He's graduating a year late, so he's still not in grad.
So he's like 23?
Yeah, he's 23. Do you make good money?
Do I make good money or do you just make...
Thank you, do you make the money?
Do you take care of him?
I mean, we kind of just take care of each other.
You said your boyfriend's black?
Yeah.
That was Martin Luther King's dream.
That was part of it.
What do your parents think of that?
They're fine with it.
They don't say the son of the family?
Filipinos, actually, they're okay with that.
Filipinos, yeah, they're darker.
Let's be honest, they're the lowest tier of Asians.
They are.
You guys don't know about Asian racism?
They're racist over there.
They're actually considered the black people of Asia.
Japanese are the top, then the South Koreans.
Then the Chinese and then the Filipinos are at the bottom.
Man, them niggas.
They're dark, man.
They're the niggas of the Asia community.
Yeah, they are.
That's true.
Just keeping it real, man.
She knows.
She already knows what that shit's like.
Laos, Thailand, Filipinos.
All the niggas, they're broke.
Cooked.
They're my favorite, though.
Damn.
What?
Yeah, they're your favorite because they're the lowest tier, man.
What?
Easy pickings.
Yeah, easy pickings for you, fat boy.
Nah, they're the sweetest, man.
They be cooking dough.
They be cooking dough.
Yo, I missed South Park, bro.
That was a good fucking series.
Hey, man.
Sorry, Brandon, it's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
Queen, what about you?
Since she admits it, though, like, come on, man.
The niggas know what time it is, bro.
Japanese are top tier, then South Koreans, then from there, Chinese after that.
Or the bottom barrel.
Yeah.
You know, I say...
It's Vietnamese and Laos.
All the South Asians are at the bottom because they're darker.
North Asians, East Asians.
You know, I'll say Laos are the worst, bro.
Really?
Yeah, they're probably the Laos worst.
I never met one.
They're kind of black like you.
Yeah, they're dark, man.
Long time?
They are.
They're pretty black.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
They're pretty black, nigga.
Can you imagine you with Chinese eyes?
I don't want to know, bro.
I don't want to know.
What about you?
I'm not going to lie.
That was kind of funny.
I'm funny.
We're all around racist.
It's okay.
I kind of want to piggyback off of what she said earlier because if a man wants to be kept, he's going to be kept regardless.
So I do want to just go ahead and reiterate that.
But for me, I can only speak on what I've been through personally.
And I feel like I was that person where I had to learn myself.
Like as far as like, you know, attitudes and traumas and not putting that into my relationship and putting that into him.
So I would say for me.
No, you, because you said you're, like, dating.
Yeah, I'm dating right now.
How long have you guys been seeing each other?
For about three months.
Wait, hold on.
Are you seeing just one guy or multiple?
I'm seeing multiple, yes.
But I have a rule.
I have a rule, though.
I don't sleep with the guys that I'm dating.
And I tell them up front.
He's not Smash?
No, he hasn't Smash.
I mean, we're really busy.
I'm busy, he's busy, so I've only been out on, like, five dates so far.
Five?
Five dates?
Wait, who's paying for the dates, though?
I mean, he's paying for the dates.
And sometimes, like, he doesn't pay.
We'll go on picnics and things like that.
He's not a simp either.
He's definitely not a simp.
I know it's Pride Month, man, but we ain't got to act like that.
We're just supposed to, like, not make fun of him and shit, right, this month, right?
Keep it real, though.
If he's that guy, and you're making him wait for sex, he's back to somebody right now.
And I'm okay with that.
Because the thing is, I'm not having sex with him.
So, for me, I'm dating.
I'm getting to know him.
You're going to at some point, right?
I don't know why that's so funny to me, man.
I don't want to say how I, like, personally, that's just my, you know.
Nigga, she don't like it that much, man.
Bro, she is fucking her ex, man.
She is fucking her ex.
Chris, girls be like, I'm going to make him wait.
Yo, yeah, that's right.
She said no new ones.
I'm just saying.
So she's running back.
She said she would run.
She said early she'd run back to the ex.
Yeah, listen.
Yeah, that's what's up, man.
The game is simple.
No, I get it.
You let these niggas take you on?
No!
Because the thing is, I don't need their money.
It's more so just enjoying the time and getting to know people.
I don't look at it like that.
So girls will do this shit, man.
Okay, let me hear it.
They do this shit.
You might really like these niggas, right?
Yeah.
And you don't fuck them.
When you go fuck a nigga, you don't like as much.
Right?
Because you make the nigga you like weight.
Like, that girls would do shit like that, man.
I'm sure some girls would, but I won't.
That's not what you're doing.
I don't have to.
You do, bro.
That's literally what you're doing.
No, you do.
Come on, man.
You fucking, man.
You can't fool us, man.
No, no, she's not.
Wait, hold up.
What makes you think that I'm having sex?
Because you date other guys, right?
So your sexual attention, you know, energy's up there.
And then you're caught around, you know what, baby?
I'm sorry, hold on.
What made you think that my sexual attention or anything is up there?
Just because I said I'm dating?
Don't get away with that shit.
So because I'm dating, that means that my sexual I'm just trying to figure out where that makes sense.
Girls!
Girls, for sure.
So you're a woman now.
Or a woman?
Me?
As a woman, date one guy then.
But I'm not.
But why are you confused, though?
Because personally, that's just not where I'm at right now.
Like, I'm trying to see my options.
Just like I know men also see their options.
Like, I'm in a process of where I want to date.
I've been in relationships and personally it didn't work out.
No hand jobs?
No blow jobs?
No.
Handjobs, Chris?
Why is it so bad to just date somebody?
I'm so confused.
Why do you have to always subject...
Well, I know you're a guy, so I get that.
But at the same time, You're a queen.
Yes.
I'm just telling you how niggas think.
What makes y'all think that I'm...
If I go on your IG and it's a thirst wrap, I'm losing my shit right now.
I'm a model, so you're going to see it regardless.
That's my job.
Chris, I think you need to go on and check.
I think you need to go on and check.
Chris, out the better.
When is?
Pull it up.
Last time you had sex.
Don't lie.
Last year.
What the fuck?
I'm being honest!
It's been a year and three months.
Bro.
Last year.
Last year.
What's the hat?
Bro, what?
Matter of fact, we might as well bring this segment back.
I am so confused.
Let me ask this.
When's the last time you smashed?
What's the real good?
You talking to me?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Bro, look at this shit, bro.
Wow, beautiful.
Yes!
I do runway modeling, yes!
I'm on a hold of you.
You look so good.
Thank you.
You look so beautiful.
You should play the positive clips that I also put on there.
Fresh said that, and you black.
You don't do that shit.
Thank you.
For a black queen, you're attractive.
Come on, Fresh.
I'm rooting for you.
I'm rooting for you.
I put you on, nigga.
Fresh.
Damn, man.
I fucked with you.
All y 'all niggas ain't gonna fuck with, man.
That was good.
That was good racism, actually.
I like that.
It's clean.
Yeah.
What about you?
What's the last time you smashed?
It's been way too long.
It's been two months.
I actually believe her.
Yeah, I believe her.
All right, what about you?
What's the last time, Miss Atlanta?
When's the last time you smashed?
Who, me?
Yeah, shit about to lie, bro.
No, I don't.
First of all, I don't lie.
Tomorrow.
She been true for the whole time.
So, she been true for the whole time.
When's the last time you had sex?
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
Yesterday.
What's today?
Come on, man.
Today's Monday, nigga.
Saturday.
No, no, no, no.
It's Monday.
No, yeah, Saturday, because I got my period yesterday.
So, Saturday?
Yeah, Saturday.
It's been like one day.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You don't sponsor your period?
You don't sponsor your period?
No.
Like, you're lying, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
What about you?
Fresh people in there, like, blaying.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just straight up.
Like, you don't get it.
That's Mo.
Oh, it's moving in.
Probably like.
Come on, man.
You got a boyfriend.
You got a boyfriend.
I believe her.
Oh, yeah, but a month ago.
What the hell?
She from North Miami.
I believe her.
No, why?
He's in jail, so like...
What do you go to jail for?
Okay.
What do you go to jail for?
He's from North Miami, of course.
You are single.
No, no.
What do you go to jail for?
Shout out to yourself, bro.
Show the acts.
Honestly, I can't really just Yeah, yeah.
It's probably scamming, bro.
Scamming.
Oh, it's still like the trial and shit.
It's the first 20 a month.
It can't be his day, I can't.
Yeah, don't snitch on this nigga.
Don't snitch on this nigga.
It's probably scamming.
Nah, nah, don't snitch on this.
All these niggas doing in South Florida.
Okay, we already said, you said a year.
I said a year, three months.
Yeah, that's a lie.
Oh my God, wait, how many times have happened?
You said a year, right?
Yes.
How'd you get off?
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
I do watch porn.
I do.
Wait, what?
You masturbate?
I don't masturbate, but I watch it.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, like, I definitely, I definitely do.
But it's something that, personally, I do want, I do.
You be gooning?
I personally don't like the fact that I watch porn.
It's something that I do personally want to stop.
Wait, hold on.
Categories.
Yeah, what category do you want?
No.
Oh, no.
I'm not exposing that.
Ebony type of category.
Oh, no.
It's always going to be that.
I'm like, what?
But I'm not exposing the...
I can't do that.
It ain't no regular shit.
I don't like girls.
I'm gonna be rich.
I don't like girls.
She be watching Black.
Miss Filipino, when's the last time you smashed?
I think it was like Thursday or Friday before I left.
You believe her fresh?
Wait.
Wait.
You said you've been here for how long?
I got here on Friday.
Well, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you didn't go out.
Well, I got here Friday night at like 10 p.m.
You didn't go out at all.
Well, I went out, like, during the day.
I went to a museum with my coworkers.
So no clubs, no lounges, nothing?
No.
Wynwood.
What even is that?
No.
I literally went, because I'm here for a work trip.
I literally went to, like, I think it was, like, the Paradox Museum.
You didn't go to, like, a bar or nothing?
No.
I literally, the only thing I did since I've been here was the Paradox Museum when I came here.
Somebody take her to Vendor.
Who brought you here?
My work?
My business, my company.
To this podcast.
Promoter?
I took an Uber.
No, no, a promoter?
She said who brought it here.
But, um, no, I got DM'd by somebody.
Okay.
Alright, when's the last time you smashed?
My brain is...
Oh my god.
Anyways.
Yeah, when's the last time?
Don't lie.
I'm fornicated.
Probably a couple weeks ago?
I don't know.
I track it.
The app?
You can, like, track it.
Yeah, you can track it.
Alright, what about you, Miss Chicago?
When's the last time you smashed?
Probably a little bit before my trip.
Which is what day?
When I got here.
What day is that?
Last Wednesday.
Wait, you've been here for almost a week, bro?
Yeah.
Nah, man.
Bro, hold on, hold on.
Your man is back home, right?
Yeah.
Engineering and shit.
Y 'all better chill, man.
You cockled it.
Like, yo, it's balls, y'all, man.
Alright, what about you, Miss Cuba?
When's the last time you smashed?
Probably like two weeks.
Okay, and then what about you, Miss Chicago Entrepreneur?
Like five months ago.
Paco!
He ain't lying.
These hats are heavy, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
Tell them, Chris.
How do you get off?
I'm not gonna tell you that.
Yeah.
Man, she watched 4, too.
How about I say?
She watched Black with her.
Put that on Chief.
You're funny.
You're funny.
Bang, bang.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Something similar?
There's a songwriter!
Black!
Is it like this?
Or like this?
Wait, what is that?
Asian?
What is that?
Black I'm a builder I'm a builder I'm a builder I'm a builder Come on, tell me.
You like Asians, guys?
Or niggas?
Why is that even in here?
I got to ask a good question.
DBG said, any of you chicks have a guy who's just a friend, you know what to do.
All right.
Okay, raise your hands if you just have a friend.
That's a guy.
That's a guy?
Yeah.
Okay, do you think he's actually your friend or he wants to have sex with you?
We'll start here.
He's actually my friend.
We've known each other since I moved here.
He was my first friend.
What about you, guy?
You're the guy.
You think he actually just wants to be your friend or he's trying to smash?
Yeah, that's it.
I don't know.
Okay, you know.
But we cool.
All right, what about you?
He's actually my friend, yeah.
He doesn't want to try to smash you?
No.
Interesting.
What about you?
He's actually my friend.
What about you?
He's my friend.
He's your friend, too?
Yeah.
We're friends.
No.
No?
Okay, what about you?
Yeah, I've known him for like 12 years.
He's been with his girlfriend for like 10. Okay, well that's different because Like, that's the person I used to sleep over every summer with.
That's my best friend.
Okay.
What about you?
You have a guy friend?
I do.
And he's not trying to smash?
Look at him kidding me, man.
He wants to smash that.
I mean...
All right, let's put it to the test.
We want you to call your friend and see if you try to smash oh my god Now we gotta go to someone that doesn't know.
Alright, who do you want to go to?
I'll do it.
Okay, let's try her.
That nigga's gonna say, oh man.
You got an opportunity.
Her guy's in jail.
Yeah, yeah.
So, ladies, there's some rules to this game.
It's pretty simple.
You're going to call him and be honest here.
Don't laugh, of course, because I'm going to fuck it up.
But just be honest and say, listen, I'm just curious why we never worked out.
I actually like you.
I want to see what can happen.
I'm a little tipsy.
Wait, what?
I'm going to say that?
So, just to recap.
I'm a little tipsy.
Hey, what you doing?
I'm a little tipsy.
I'm just curious why we never worked out.
Keep the phone right up on the mic, though.
Let him respond.
Don't laugh.
And keep it going.
He might say, oh, you're playing.
No, I'm actually serious.
Go ahead.
And don't laugh.
I like this game.
Hello?
Hey, Brent.
What's up?
What's up?
How are you?
No, I'm chilling.
I'm just a little bit tipsy, and I was just trying to figure out, like, why we never worked out.
But I know you're on a podcast.
What?
What?
Stay home.
You would never hit me.
You mean that's my real friend?
Damn, kid.
You ain't gonna catch my nigga Brent slipping.
Brent, I don't know how long we've been.
We've been friends.
Let him know.
Forever.
Hey Brett, stop lying, nigga.
They making black niggas named Brett.
They making niggas named Brett?
Brett, that's bullshit.
Don't mind me, nigga, too, bro.
Alright, Brett.
Later.
Get him off the phone.
Nah, call somebody else.
Call somebody else.
Call somebody else.
That he was watching.
After.
I want to hear her phone call.
Tell him that nigga finish man.
That nigga gonna be shooting.
Hey.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Don't turn the phone number.
I don't think he's answering.
He's probably in jail.
Goddamn jail, man.
I got a good one, got a good one.
You can try him again because it's late.
You know what I mean?
Call again and he'll go through.
Serious.
Serious.
Nigga.
my nigga be like yo i've been waiting for this call It's probably at break.
No, it's Monday.
He's not there.
Nah.
He probably went his hoe.
He probably went his girl.
Alright, we can move on.
Alright, who wanted to try next?
Oh yeah, your guy.
You think they really want to be a guy?
Yeah, your guy.
Nobody's gonna answer.
It's late at night.
Nah, they will.
Nah, they will.
Nah, come on.
Nobody's gonna answer.
No, they will try.
Yeah, they will.
I believe you.
I don't have a number to call.
I think she knows that they're trying to fuck, man.
No.
Okay, call one.
We got you.
You really think men and women want to be friends, bro?
Today we've got time.
Today we've got time.
Bro, no guy wants to be friends with a woman, bro.
Women are the worst friends ever.
Y 'all are useless, man.
Alright, she got it.
As friends, there's very little women can actually provide for men.
She a model, man.
I'm a good wingman.
I don't know what she's talking about.
Who said they're a good wingman?
You?
Yeah, I'm gonna get my-I get my-I get my-I get my-I'm deadass Oh, boy, man, you can't even name three countries, bro I mean Wingman how?
But I could get you three girls Hey, okay Thank you From each country Y'all, man, bro She's a bad part From each country, sure Nah, she wants to fuck'em Who could I call?
Who are you-Who are your girlfriends?
This is easy Yeah, call your own-She knows, but she knows that I wanna smash Call your own photographer I mean, I don't- Men are not friends with women just because, bro.
Yeah, call him.
I don't have anybody to call.
Call your photographer.
Go on your Instagram.
I call that nigga, man.
Come on.
On Instagram?
Yeah.
I don't have anybody on Instagram.
Unless you want me to call people I'm dating.
Nah, nah.
That don't count.
What's that going on?
I'm going to get a friend.
That's platonic, so to speak.
Or so you think.
Well, the one friend that I know, he's watching the show.
So I know he can.
Different one.
Different one.
Come on now.
Well, he's with his girlfriend.
I'm definitely not going to call him this late.
I mean, you never know.
I'm trying to find one that I know is not watching because everybody knows that I'm doing this right now.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right, we'll come back to you, man.
All right, this one in the corner over here.
Miss Entrepreneur.
I don't know if you got somebody for sure.
I want to play a game.
Be careful when you call, you won't get a violation.
I only got one friend.
One guy friend?
This one.
Let's see.
Hey, I'm a little bit tipsy.
I'm just curious whether this never worked out.
Okay.
And let her respond, don't laugh, and let's see what he says.
Hey, I'm tipsy.
I wonder why we're not working out.
Okay.
Hey, what you doing?
Hammer, hair a little bit tipsy.
Oh, yeah.
Yo.
Hey.
See ya.
Thank you.
Hey.
Yo, what up?
What you doing?
This video right now.
Editing a video?
Yeah.
Well, I'm tipsy, so, like, why we never worked out?
You said what?
I said I'm a little bit drunk.
Why did we never work out?
Huh?
Why ain't we work out?
Why me and you never worked out?
What you talking about, bro?
Sex.
What you mean?
You know, like, what you mean?
I don't know what you talk about.
Why me and you never worked out?
We ain't never tried to work nothing out.
I want you.
You'll be stopping for it.
I do.
That's on the phone playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing with you, bro.
I guess.
That's cool.
I want you.
Huh?
You funny as hell.
I guess.
I miss you.
I miss you too.
See you soon, huh?
See you.
Be safe.
That's right.
That's a friend.
That nigga want to smash, man.
Y 'all just did that.
So wait, wait.
So he knows you right now in Miami.
He knows I'm in Miami.
So you could have said, yeah, hey, listen, I came home early.
What's up?
I'm trying to see you.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, I mean, I said what needed to be said, I feel like.
Yeah, she pushed it.
She did.
She pushed it.
I miss you.
Like, he was, like, iffy, like, hesitant.
Like, maybe, do I want to jump for it?
But it might ruin us.
Yeah.
He was respectable.
Because he said we never tried.
Fully.
You know what?
Like, we are really, we just, we're really just good friends.
We motivate each other.
Like, we really got a good-ass bond.
Okay, what are you doing to motivate him?
I feel like I'm a good person to have in your life.
What are you doing?
Give me some examples.
What are you doing for him?
I motivate him.
I talk to him so many ways.
Just so many ways.
Name one way.
His business.
I help him out with his business.
What do you do?
I support him in every single way.
I didn't want to tell you an example.
Do you take him with pencils?
Do you tell him to call his clients?
Promote him.
Give him advice.
Okay.
So you give him clients.
Gotcha.
We're really, like, I just feel like if I'm locked in with you, we just don't.
I don't want to fuck it up.
I just don't want to fuck it up.
You feel me?
Yeah.
He was respectable, though.
Yeah, he was.
Who's next?
Yo, what's mine?
You?
Let's see if they answer.
They're probably asleep right now.
Yeah.
The purple one.
We'll do one more, Nancy.
That one.
Oh, you're lucky my phone died.
What?
I always have my phone died.
Time is crazy.
Sorry.
Alright, well, we tried here, fellas, but nothing stuck, so.
Alright, some chats?
What's up next, Bills?
Hidden Dragon Knee says, Moe, don't censor this chat.
I got a green light from Fresh.
Just broke 4K watch hours on my new channel, Spartan Clips.
Now I just need 200 more subs to reapply from a monetized channel.
CC Gang, please sub to Spartan Clips to help me out.
And TYFNF for all you do.
And shoutout to him, man.
Make content for us as well on Clips.
Doing amazing work.
Shoutout to you, Ro.
I need some more here.
And then, they have questions as well for us on the panel.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, Ali.
Yo, what's up with this question for Brandon slash Myron.
I work a lot.
I don't really want to spend my time cooking.
What do you guys recommend I do for getting a healthy meal?
Mail prep service.
That's fast and easy to reach my goals.
Yeah, meal prep service.
That's the best way to do it.
Cooking is for poor people, bro.
It doesn't make sense nowadays, honestly.
Even if you don't make like If you enjoy it or you're a woman.
Like, it's cool, you know what I'm saying?
That's why a woman plays a part.
Yeah, but as a dude, man, you need to be out here getting it, man.
You don't need to be on some Betty Crocker shit, my nigga.
Unless you, like, Bobby Flake.
So when was the last time that you guys cooked the meal?
What'd you say?
When was the last time you guys cooked the meal?
Like, the men.
Can you cook?
You can't even take an hour of your time with your girl to cook something?
Oh, no.
No, she cooked.
She cooked.
But you don't have her?
I don't want to step on what she's doing.
She's so good at it.
Cleaning something.
You can play some part.
It's just like spending time together.
We spend time together, but we do like fun shit.
Shit that we both think is fun.
Like, I don't think chores is fun.
Personally, that's just not my thing.
And it's cool.
I mean, you can blast some music and hang out together.
Drink some wine.
So what's your love language when it comes beside you?
I know it's Pride Week, man, but don't ask me no gay shit, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't mean that in a disrespectful way.
It's just like, besides intimacy, like, what else do you enjoy?
Like, you get me?
Like, what gives you the spark in your woman besides sex?
Quiet.
Man, you know.
Peace.
Okay, I like when she cook.
Nah, she cool chick, man.
You know what I'm saying?
She mad cool.
Fat ass.
So there's that, you know.
That simple, huh?
Titties.
Do you feel like she'll be a good mother?
Do you feel like she's going to be a good mother?
Does she care about her family?
How is she with strangers?
Does she treat people with respect?
these are all things you should be looking at.
This person that you're trying to hold.
Man, you single.
We got two baby daddies, man.
You still be talking, man.
Why would I?
You ought to lecture him.
I'm not saying, why would I?
But that's exactly why I like this generation is the way that it is.
Because you guys keep looking at things from a local point of view.
He's a multi-millionaire, and he's telling you what he's looking for in the girl.
If you're a multi-millionaire, then you obviously still have time on your hands.
And you're just using it to spend it on whatever you want to do it.
Like, at the end of the day, she's still there.
To answer your initial question, I don't find chores enjoyable, personally.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's cool.
But we do other shit that's mad cool.
So do you consider yourself a top 10% male?
I don't think about that shit.
I just have my goals and I hit my goals.
Independent of what another motherfuckers doing.
Look at the stats.
You know, if you look at the stats, maybe.
But if you look at the scoreboard.
But I don't think about this shit.
I just think about, like, what are my goals?
You know what I'm trying to do?
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's always going to be a motherfucker with more money or more something than you.
I'm just about hitting my goals.
Do you guys consider yourself a top 10% man?
What?
You guys.
You guys.
What's the question?
Do you consider yourself a top 10% man?
Like, stupid!
What?
Nigga, I can't hear what you're saying.
Um, I guess it's more of a question for someone else to answer.
You know what I'm saying?
So, respectfully being humble here.
Maybe, but, I mean, they can tell me better.
What?
What?
Someone asking me to tell me better.
You know what I'm saying?
No, but she's asking you.
Do you consider yourself?
No.
I feel like every day she wants to just get better.
What?
You just want to get better every day.
You feel like maybe your partner's around you can tell you if you're at the 10%, but you personally, because you're still striving to be better, you don't consider yourself that.
Yeah, from Statt's point of view, yeah, for sure I am, but to say that out loud is kind of cringe.
It's weird, right?
You feel like you provide a lot of qualities in a male that other men probably won't provide.
You're there.
The things I can do, most people can't do.
Right, so you have better qualities.
What is that?
In a male's perspective for a woman that's interested in dating.
You get me?
Well, I have a lot of access.
So I can go to places people can't go to.
I go to rooms that most people can't go to as well.
And it's more like, for me, it's more like, with access, I can do a lot.
So any type of event, party, room for business, I can get into pretty much and make it work.
So, okay.
God bless you.
Is that the type of, like, woman ideally that you would, like, you don't want?
Hopefully she doesn't want to party at all.
Right.
That'll be way better, because that's ideal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about the partying that, like, makes it, like, a deal-breaker for you?
I just mean, a party girl has certain tendencies where, like, she either does, like, drugs or, like, heavy alcohol.
And having that is your girl's kind of an L, because now once she's in your household, Still doing the same thing.
It's like, this is your girl, bro?
Getting drunk?
Doing dumb shit?
You never know.
So, it's not worth it.
Yeah, the club scene is very outplayed already.
So you don't believe in finding love in the club?
No.
I mean, you can find fun in the club, but love is kind of crazy.
Especially in Miami.
Fun is even crazier because you know everyone at the club is literally either doing it for attention or just doing it because they're spaced out.
Especially in Miami.
Yeah, that's Miami.
Like, everyone is going through shit, so they distract themselves to go to the club.
Like, you'll see familiar faces.
You guys like pursuing the party girls, though.
It's only for that one, because with this generation and the way that we're, like, going towards, like, internet and, like, AI type of, like, with this whole streaming and stuff, like, people's attention spam is only going to, like, so much.
So they'd rather have something quick.
than have something long term because long term requires you to dedicate Quality over quantity.
How do you know all this?
Come on, you know.
She knows.
She does music.
She has two kids.
Literally.
It's not even stereotype.
It's just about the fact that I've...
It's not bad talk, it's the truth.
At the end of the day, I am a mother with two kids and I am 23 and I am a producer and I am a car consultant.
You got this.
Literally me.
And I understand where you guys come from.
Yeah, we come alright.
Dude!
Come from.
She got that wisdom now.
She got that wisdom.
Okay.
I'll come in.
Yeah, but anyway, yeah, I'll source the cooking, bro.
It's a good answer to the question.
I'll source the cooking.
That's how this all started.
You know, if you make a certain amount of money, you got to figure out what you're making per hour.
And then if you can make more by not cooking, then do that.
Because most of the time when you actually do the numbers, when you go in a grocery store, getting the supplies, driving to and from, cooking, cleaning, everything like that, a lot of times it doesn't make sense financially.
My dog!
She got the looking eyes that she knows how to do the double gawk gawk.
When you talk about Air Fresh, I want Sammy next...
Oh, yes, sir!
Okay.
Get him fresh!
Okay, so he's saying, Ayo, I want Sammy next to homie Brandon to take out for tacos, then furniture at the crib.
She got the look in that eye.
She knows how to do the double gawk gawk gorilla grip oxygen sucker.
God damn!
And I want that done to me.
Make him all fresh.
Get him fresh!
Hey, Sammy, you have anything you want to say back to that?
Oh, Sammy.
Sammy.
Right there, man.
I really did not know that was being referred to me.
Because they didn't spell my name right.
Get them fresh!
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's fresh balls.
Do you have anything you want to say back to the balls?
I don't know who that is.
Honestly, I was like...
Ooh.
Go watch.
Where do people come up with these things?
Just tell Fresh how you really feel.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't worry about the comment.
I think Fresh is a cool guy.
Thank you.
Good stuff.
And he donated to the church.
Okay.
Create Chaos says, I barely get to catch y 'all live.
Since I moved to the Middle East, y 'all are out here saving lives, including mine.
I appreciate all the fighting y 'all do for the people on the screen and off the screen.
My rate, all the girls, and then tell them they can improve on.
Okay.
Oh, rate all the girls and tell them what they can improve on?
I mean, you really want me to do that, bro?
We'll do it on a rumble.
Alright, I'll do it on a rumble.
Fine.
Okay.
Osvaldo Sen says, We was queens.
I can smell the glue over here.
Damn, bro.
It's a comedy skit, by the way.
Crisis King.
Okay.
Let's make fun of the black girl's hair.
Moe, stop being a comedian.
What'd he say to you, It's for Rumble only.
Yeah.
I think it's time out here, right?
For Rumble?
Yeah, it's time.
Rumble time?
Is it Rumble time?
Nope.
We can if you want.
Fresh, you got it.
We'll do it Wednesday.
When were we supposed to do it last show?
No.
No.
No?
Only one.
We were caught up last week.
No, we were?
Good to go.
Last week.
Alright, Rumble time.
Alright, we'll switch on over to Rumble.
Guys, come on over to Rumble.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit, as you guys know.
Let's go!
And we'll close out over there.
Come on over.
We're going to get off of YouTube for all these reasons.
Because you guys know...
Like, we can't put it on YouTube because it's YouTube.
Yeah, YouTube is fucking...
Yeah, let me know once we're switched over and everything else like that.
Cool.
What the hell?
What are these pictures, bro?
Who is that?
That's a classic!
Oh, it's old.
Awesome.
Alright.
Alright, we're on Rumble now?
Yeah, we are.
Alright, cool.
We're on Rumble now.
You want to get the girls' questions you said?
Is that what you want to do?
And then you can write them after.
All right.
Well, Brandon, these are for you, bro.
They're for me?
Got you.
Do you really think there's an afterlife when you die?
That's a question for me?
From who?
Oh, it's from the girls, though.
Listen, man.
You know, that's what the Bible says, man.
So I'm going to roll with it.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell him, Brendan.
Yeah, you know, he came through about 2,000 years ago, man.
Been holding shit down ever since, man.
Amen.
Stay repping.
You heard?
She feel me.
So, you know, that's what he said.
I'm going to roll with it.
Who wrote this question?
Nobody want to?
Okay.
Shout out to 3Nicolas for every pair of tits shown.
I'll donate $100.
Don't do it, ladies.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do it, ladies.
He's just trolling.
Please answer as serious as possible.
Why do men almost never stay with the woman they struggle with at the very beginning?
So why do men never stay with the woman that they...
They do.
A lot of times they do.
They just keep them hidden away.
Men typically will stick with a girl.
It's the women that end all the relationships, bro.
Realistically speaking, How many of you guys have been broken up with by a guy?
Only one?
Nope.
Yeah, you're the only one.
Yeah.
Okay.
In high school.
One?
Okay, so, okay, but how many guys have you broken up with versus?
Yeah.
The other way.
Yeah.
So, way more.
You break up with them, right?
What about you?
Same?
You break up with them way more?
I'm kind of, yeah, no, I'm kind of sad.
I get broken up with more than I break up with.
So, what is it?
What's your ratio then?
one-on-one?
Like, Damn, what'd you do, bro?
I'd just be too, like, clingy.
That's a bad sign, bro.
If you get dumped, that's a bad sign.
I know.
Because girls rarely get broken up with.
Okay, it's all wrong with her.
But for the rest of you, most of the time, women end up breaking up with the men.
It's never the other way around.
So, I mean, yeah, it's women.
Does a woman's past affect her equality in becoming a future wife?
Oh, yeah.
So does your past matter, basically?
You know, man, past performances can be an indicator of, you know, future performance, you know?
It's like, you know, it's a resume, man.
You know, it's like if I go on a job interview and I got a resume, if I've done a bunch of things, they're going to look at that and be like, okay, he's likely to do these things well.
Again, right?
Or whatever.
I'm not even going to say good or bad.
Whatever your resume is, I can assume that you're going to do more of that.
You know what I'm saying?
going forward.
Unless it's been like Yeah, I don't know.
I would assume that your resume speaks for itself.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, your resume speaks for itself.
In all things, right?
Like if I...
It's like...
You know what I'm saying?
Let's just take it off the sexual shit, right?
And she, like, killed some motherfuckers, man, you know what I'm saying?
And then, you know, she's off that now, but she's still, you know, she's still GD.
You know what I'm saying?
She's still...
Her past, that's not going to be a girl I'll take seriously because of her killer past.
Right.
You know, she was out here killing people and shit back in the day.
You might be nice.
Yeah, you don't know what she's capable of.
Same shit goes with whatever her past is.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
How do you define strength in a man?
Outside of physical appearance, do you think fitness culture neglects that?
So how do you define strength in a man?
Outside of physical appearance.
Are these questions for me?
Yeah.
Okay, so I just want to know women.
Do I look at a nigga and say, oh yeah, this nigga's strong, you know?
Like, I don't know.
That's not some shit I think about, you know, too much.
Like, I'm gonna be real.
I don't really think about what another dude is doing.
I really think about my goals and what I'm trying to accomplish and what another person does.
It's kind of irrelevant.
You know what I'm saying?
Does that make sense?
Like, I'm just trying to hit my targets.
Yeah, so you're not even worried about this stuff.
Yeah, it's not something I really think about too much.
You know, I guess...
You know, somebody who I'm going to be like...
Because you become like the people you're around, you know?
So if they were, like, really falling off or fucking up, you know?
You know, like your grandma says, like, if you hang around five fools, you'll become the six.
That's a fact, man.
Grandma was wise.
If you hang around five rich people or men with discipline, you'll become the six.
That's a fact, you know?
You become like the people.
You know, there was a study.
If you're around holes, you become another hole.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Yeah, who you hang around with is definitely a fact.
That's a big fact, you know.
And it's like, there was a study that was done.
It was in the New England General Medicine, and it was like a long, multi-decade study.
And they said basically, like, if one of your friends becomes obese, you have a 40% chance of gaining weight.
Just for being around this motherfucker.
Yeah, discipline and diligence.
Because you guys go out to dinner together, do things together.
And your body kind of like, because at the end of the day, it's still harmonic.
So whatever hormones you have, whenever you're around another person, it's going to fluctuate with that person.
That's why you're hanging out with your friend a lot.
You'll probably get the same period.
The periods be syncing.
Some niggas would say this.
If you date a bunch of girls at a time, their periods start to sync up.
You know what I'm talking about, friends?
Like all your girls had their period at the same time?
It's weird.
Okay.
Next one here.
Understanding that in this generation men are more in their child state from a personal point, when did you change?
I think I know what I mean.
You know, I really grew up when my father killed herself when I was 24. And that really forced me to be in a position where I had to, like, get serious about life, start taking care of my mom, you know, my sister.
And, you know, I mean, my sister, she had shit going on.
But, like, you know, my grandma, you know, really stepping up and being the man.
I was in charge, you know.
And then I had to, like, all right, cool.
I got to get serious.
And my mom was still in Chicago.
On the South Side, so I had to move her out.
That's when I got dead serious about success and growing up.
You couldn't fuck around no more.
You just had to look in the mirror and be like, yeah, I can't fuck around.
You realize responsibility.
Yeah, and you really realize how when shit goes bad, you really realize how important money is.
Because money, there's no problem.
It can't be solved or at least improved with enough money.
Even health shit.
Magic Johnson would have died.
If he wasn't a millionaire, you know?
But I mean, you also got people that, like, have a lot of money and still kill themselves.
Yeah, but statistically, it's like way less.
It's just news.
Not everything, but money fixes a lot of issues.
Yeah, and it's like you hear about the rich people who kill themselves because they're rich.
It's news, right?
If the bus driver kills himself, like, it's not on the news.
Nobody cares.
Okay, hold on.
I got a question.
You're saying money changes, like, it plays a big aspect.
instead of looking at the money why don't you blame it on the economy because i feel like at the end of the day like everyone still has the same problems whether you have money or you don't but it's the way that the u.s has turned into that's caused you to believe money is the root of like happiness no no i didn't say it's root of happiness i say it can fix problems right like yo money's not supposed to make you happy money's job is not to make you happy money's job is to be exchanged for goods and services your emotions are your responsibility exactly you know like your
I'm not talking about emotions.
I'm talking about solving problems.
You don't have to depend on money for happiness, but it solves problems.
You know what I'm saying?
When there's a natural disaster, they're not asking for happiness.
They're asking for money.
You know, there's a telethon for some money, you know, like, you know, she goes running How can I get out of the situation?
Yeah.
You know, the fucking...
You know what I'm saying?
money solves problems.
I'm not saying the economy is It's the game we're playing.
So let's win the game that we're playing.
Okay.
You know?
Okay.
Money makes all your decisions.
You said about cancer and you talked about natural disasters.
if we weren't such a system of like a capitalism class...
You're talking about make-believe.
Realistically, a neighbor come help you during a natural disaster quicker than how much help did really Puerto Rico even get?
Like, I don't know.
I feel like money doesn't play.
If someone's lights are off and their kids are hungry, they're not going to ask you for happiness.
They're going to ask you for happiness.
Who is more likely going to help you?
A billionaire?
It's not going to help you.
It's about the point was money solves issues.
And that's just that.
In Haiti right now, they don't care.
What you got for them?
If it's not money, they don't care.
Because they need it to survive.
Hey, listen, I'm not saying it's right, wrong, good or bad, but that's the game we're playing.
That's the game.
There's no way out of it.
That's the system we got.
You can either make peace with that and try to win the game, but to go against it, you're not going to change that.
But you spoke about the economy too, but I just want to iterate something before y 'all go to the next subject.
People also killed themselves when it was a good economy as well.
So, like, you know, that's basically going back to what he was saying about money.
For sure.
Again, emotions.
Emotions and financial success are two different subjects.
You're responsible for your own emotions.
Exactly.
But money makes all your decisions, right?
Yeah.
The way y'all, those of you who flew here, you didn't...
You fly the best you can afford, right?
You don't live in the best house.
Available.
You're living the best you can afford.
You got children.
Even me, I don't do the best for my son.
I do the best I can afford, which is pretty good, right?
But it's like, if I had more money, I'd do it.
I pay all my mom's bills, but it's like, I don't do the best available.
I do the best I can afford for my mom.
Money makes all your decisions.
And once you just make peace with that, it's like, all right, let me put myself in the position where I can make more decisions.
And I'm not limited as much.
It takes away limitations.
Well said.
I like how you said that.
What makes a man high value?
Man, this is shit I really don't think about.
I'm really just focused on, for me, I just focus on my goals and what I'm trying to accomplish.
What I want.
What I'm trying to accomplish in different areas of life.
I think they mean as in what they should be looking for.
So that's what they're asking.
You know, man, I never thought about what a chick should look for.
Like, you know, so give me a second.
What would you tell your daughter?
I got a son.
If you had a daughter.
Why do you want your son to carry himself?
God didn't curse me.
I mean, God didn't curse me.
What would you tell your son to look for?
What type of man would you want your son to be?
Oh, man.
So first of all, man, he's got to be somebody.
He's got to be integrity.
And honor.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, for real.
Manhood has to be valued.
Integrity, honor, and discipline.
Because if you got you got those three things you go you can go really far, you know See a lot of motherfuckers without You know I'll meet some guys Do I know any if they don't?
Muffers don't have integrity.
You know what I'm saying?
They just don't have no integrity to no heart.
It's like I look down upon them.
They're just like wandering spirits.
And then without discipline, it's like you cooked as a man.
Like discipline is the...
You might not even get the shit.
You know what I'm saying?
You so focus on the whole winning and the little aspects of every little part that you lose track of your actual goal.
You know what's funny is if you become successful but you lack discipline, you can really fuck your life up more.
Because now you've got leverage.
You've got more money, more opportunities.
More drugs, more lifestyle.
Right, you know what I'm saying?
I'm up now because I'm doing this, but I'm usually asleep.
10, you know what I'm saying?
Like, every night, right?
But imagine, like, I don't know how many guys would be in a position like this where they got a bunch of money, influence, and they're not out partying, doing drugs and shit.
Like, that's how guys end up with, like, mad extra fucking kids.
You know, like, my son was playing.
He was in an accident.
Like, it was my ex-wife.
You know what I'm saying?
But motherfuckers be out here having kids on accident.
Oops Nigga Nigga what kids Oh no I meant I meant the Listen Hey nigga fuck them kids You can really fuck your life up more if you fuck around and become successful because now you got leverage.
If a broke guy, he can't fuck his life up that much because he doesn't have no money, no access.
He's just at home.
He doesn't have that much to lose.
If you gave some motherfucker who was undisciplined like $100,000, he might fuck his life up more.
Not only would he spend it, he might put a down payment on a car or some shit that he can't afford.
You know what I'm saying?
He might go into more debt and end up with a negative.
Or buy a house he can't afford too.
Yeah, yeah.
And that shit happens all the time, right?
So discipline, you know, with success, you have to be more disciplined the more successful you become.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if I get caught, let's say, let's say, One of us gets caught in like a whorehouse or some shit, right?
It's fucking news.
Motherfuckers gonna be making YouTube videos about us.
But like some fucking, some regular guy just does that shit.
It's just whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the consequences are more drastic.
It's like driving a car, right?
When you're driving slow, you can have, like, one hand on this shit.
You could be smoking, drinking, having a phone call.
But when you start driving fast, you might, motherfuckers might turn down the radio.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, get focused, you know?
And then also, not only that, like, every little move you make on the steering wheel is more of a, you know, result.
When you're driving in 100 miles per hour.
Exactly.
One wrong turn, cooked.
Could be over.
Yeah.
Old hand job in Tunnel Town.
Oh, MRAF.
Come in the car.
What the fuck?
And it becomes the more important the more successful you become.
Yeah, I would say the only way you can get around without having discipline is if you're a woman, bro.
I'll be honest with you, man.
You gotta be disciplined as a guy, dude, bro.
As a woman, you can be disciplined and kind of make it through somewhat, but as a dude, if you're not disciplined, you're not gonna be successful, bro.
There's no way, bro.
At all.
No one's gonna help you.
No one's gonna rescue you as a girl.
Like, you could choose to be disciplined and make a career for yourself.
Cool.
But you can also choose not to be disciplined and be pretty enough and somebody will save you.
Someone will rescue.
So, like, for men, we don't have that safety line.
Nobody cares.
At all.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Yeah.
So, with men, it's, like, extra hard mode.
What else do we got here?
Some chats here, I believe.
And then we'll close up.
All right, we got here.
Brennan, who?
Finna's advice would you...
This nigga, bro.
Aw, y 'all, you wily, man.
Nah.
Nah, y 'all, you wily, man.
Chill.
Aw, these niggas are wily.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Myron, these are the Roma Only Chats.
Sheesh.
Racism is loud, right?
Wait, go back to the other one.
It said there's a homo erectus.
Oh my god.
He tried to say you're a caveman, bro.
Do you have anything you want to say back to this nigga?
Nah, I'm cool.
Nah, man.
Say fuck it, man.
Your boy love, man.
Racism is loud.
Your boy love the fuck, man.
Alright.
Your boy love says, it's a wild zoo tonight.
Official ratings from the Old Testament demon fresh.
Bruh.
Lupita Nyong 'a?
Wakanda forever, 2.5.
Homo erectus, negative 4. Don Cheadle, negative 5. He said, oh, is that like Filipino?
Yeah.
This thing is Filipino.
Yes, he is.
Work trip my ass, you low.
Okay, he gave you a four.
Chucky returns.
She looks dogs in the mouth.
Three.
Damn it.
Big nose George Foreman.
Oh, shit.
Chicago gorilla.
Trans Rasputin.
Two.
Newport Brigade.
Negative three.
Four body count.
Four body count my ass.
The castle is about to be up tonight.
The panels smell like expired seafood.
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
That's cotton in the back, bro.
Is that fresh?
I don't chase women anymore.
I just send one word.
What are you doing?
And let God decide, okay?
Somebody knows what I'm talking about.
WBills.
Oh, TPG.
That was a Bills tweet.
So Bills posted a tweet today that was hilarious.
What'd he say?
He mentioned basically, I send one word.
What are you doing?
And let God decide.
He don't waste time on my girls anymore.
WBs, man.
He's kind of right.
Hey, man.
What you doing, bro?
Ladies, name one thing you're proud of, and don't say having kids.
It's not hard spreading your legs and waiting nine months for those don't want to pop out.
I see him a lot.
I see him a lot.
I see him not having kids.
All right.
Let's start here with Aidy.
Name one thing you're proud of for you.
Well, I had my son in high school at 18 years old, and it's been 10 years.
Not having kids.
Don't say kids.
Yeah, he's saying not having kids.
Yeah, I'll say kids.
I'm saying I'm proud of the fact that it took me so long.
You what?
No, don't mention anything about kids.
Fuck no kids.
Why?
Damn.
Honestly, I'm proud of my job.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay.
Part of your job.
I love my job a lot.
Good stuff.
What about you?
I'm just proud of the fact that even though I do what I do, I'm on my own, like, None of that.
Your family don't fuck with you?
No.
Why not?
Because the OnlyFans.
Because the OnlyFans?
Yeah.
Who's like, is it your mom or your dad that got mad?
Everybody.
Like, my brother.
Nobody talks to me.
Nobody, nothing.
Wow.
So, who do you have?
Me.
Fuck!
They got cubs!
Damn!
So they just said straight up, did they give you a warning?
Like, yo, if you do this, we're going to stop talking to you?
Or did you say, fuck it, I'm going to do it anyway?
Like, what did...
How did the conversation...
What made you want to start on a good jump on the OnlyFans?
You said your fans together, you come from a family.
I want to know, man, just in case...
My family was toxic, though.
Yo, Chas said WFan, bro.
So I left.
Chas said WFan, bro.
Your parents are together, so like...
My mom is with my stepdad, but my real dad left.
So, like, how'd you bring up the idea and how'd they find out?
I didn't bring up the idea.
They found out because my video was on.
Oh, shit.
And then what happened when they found the video?
They sent you a DM?
Sorry, a message like, hey, you're done or something?
Your mom sending you a DM as well.
Yeah.
My mom just sent me a screenshot.
I guess somebody showed her or whatever, and she was like, yeah, like...
That's fucked up, man.
What was happening in the video?
What was going on?
My titties were out.
Oh, really?
Where?
On Snapchat.
On Snapchat.
And then your mom said it to you, did she say like, yo, did she say like, yo, stop, don't do this anymore?
No, she just said, oh, you're a disgrace, da-da-da-da-da.
It's cool.
So they just don't fuck with me or whatever, but it's cool'cause I'm grinding on my own and I'm Yeah, you're grounded, alright?
Yes!
On that dick, yeah.
I was gonna say pose while you were on that dick, alright?
The same thing.
She's honest.
She's honest.
I save lives.
Like, I really save lives.
Like, I've had kids that, like, damn near ended it.
And, um, I prevented it.
And, um, like, I'm very worthy of, like, me doing that.
Like, just me being, I'm only 20. So you get me, like, juveniles, that's not really that far along from me.
So wait, question.
Like, you prevent kids from going to jail, like, No, I prevent kids from killing themselves.
Coaching, right?
I'm a life coach, so it consists of, like, a lot of stuff.
When you said juvenile, I thought you meant, like, they had been arrested or something?
They have, yeah.
Okay, some of them?
Yeah.
What about, like, did you, like, try not to sound like an asshole or whatever, did you ever, like, talk to your boyfriend, like, hey, man, like, don't be a criminal?
Uh, yeah.
I have, yeah.
Yo, man, girls like criminals, though, man.
No, I actually don't.
I actually don't.
I don't prefer them.
No, I don't.
You can't save him, but you can save kids.
This ain't his first time going to jail, though.
Come on, man.
Let's be honest.
It's not his first time going to jail.
Yeah, because you said on and off for five years.
Now it makes sense why it's on and off.
Yeah, it's on and off because he's just irresponsible and he makes bad decisions.
But that's your man, though.
Yeah, why are you with him?
Yeah.
That's why we're on and off.
The dick's just good.
Shit.
Like, I mean, I don't know.
I get the dick just good.
I got a trap.
All right.
Bye.
All right, guys.
Good dick is away, I guess.
So I was told that I was gonna end up in prison because my mom was in prison.
So for me, like being, you know, I'm not discussing that.
And it's for reasons.
I can't discuss that.
But personally, for me, just, you know, having the degrees that I have and just being my first generation.
So, honestly, that's what I'm proud about.
Because I could have easily been in jail.
I could have easily been doing things that, you know, other people are doing.
Okay, staying out of jail.
Good stuff.
What about you?
I guess mine would be my degrees, too.
My educational background.
And I'm a first- Stop the cow!
I'm a first generation in my family to get there.
Man, she don't want to use her discreet degrees at all.
What?
She goes down the drain.
No!
It doesn't.
It's a good backup plan to have, though.
A backup plan?
Yeah.
Well, just in case, like, you know what I mean?
if what I want to do like doesn't work out really what I want to do is like I don't know like maybe like this is gonna sound corny but like social media No, it's not OnlyFans, but just other stuff.
Social media?
No, I'm really into fitness, so I would want to do a fitness page or meal plans, meal prepping, all that.
I'm telling you, man.
It's going to happen, bro.
Chris, what the hell did you say?
She's going to fit that dick somewhere, man.
Anyway, it would be fun to have my own fitness page.
But I also have my degrees because I like learning and I just like having that in my back pocket.
I think it's something to be proud of.
It's not everybody goes to school and it's like I did undergraduate and I'm doing grad school.
Chat, I'm calling in two years, bro.
Personally, it's like a personal thing.
Some people think that it's just, oh, just for the education and things like that.
For me personally, it was like I had to be twice as good as what my mother was or what my family, you know, what I grew up in.
So that's how I look at it.
What about you?
I'd say I'm most proud of, like, me starting my own, like, dog walking thing because it was really hard to get into it and get a bunch of clients that actually respect me and I have a lot of relationships with a lot of them, so it's fun.
Are you certified?
No.
Is it, like, a class you've got to take or no?
No, I mean, there probably is, but I haven't done anything like that.
Any given day?
Yeah, like 10, 20?
It can range between like two or like You like Shimu Inus?
Shiba Inus.
Shiba Inus.
I found one of those on the side of the road ones, but no, I don't watch any of those.
Do you like the breed, though?
Do I like the breed?
Yeah.
They're cool.
They're interesting looking, but they're cool.
Yeah?
Funny you should mention that.
What the fuck?
Fresh has one.
Fresh has a Shiba Inus.
Names Hero, man.
That's a good name.
Feels like a name.
Yeah, it's a wonderful dog.
This is crazy.
Maybe you can train him, bro.
I think you should.
He's a busy guy.
I don't know if I can train him, but I'll meet the dog.
He's a nice dog, man.
Super friendly.
Everyone loves Hero.
Everybody loves Hero.
Yeah.
For sure.
What are you proud of?
Right now, just starting my real estate journey.
In Illinois?
What about you?
Being a female producer.
I mean, especially in like this day and age, it's like, especially, like, I don't even want to bring up my kids, but being able to still, like, wake up every single day and say, like, this is who I'm going to be.
These are my businesses.
I'm not just going to work a nine-to-five.
I'm not just going to be under anybody anymore.
Like, this is me.
Nobody can take that from me.
Question, who's the top female producer right now in the game?
Is there any?
Not a lot.
It's not a lot.
But I mean, like, you've got Slump God who's with that DJ girl.
And I mean, like, at the end of the day, it's about talent.
Like, I don't really look at it as, like, gender.
And I feel like I'm not even, like, going to cap or anything.
But I feel like the reason why there isn't any female producers is because they're like, rather, like, they don't want to do it.
Yeah, you never meet a lot of girls who say they want to be a producer.
That's what I'm saying, like, me, I want to be a producer.
Like, to be able to be in a studio and, like, it's not even about the artist, because I could care less who I make the music for.
But it's more of, like, The fact I can create something in my head and actually make it real.
Y 'all are engineering niggas.
You guys got anything you want to ask for her?
No?
She hasn't said anything legit.
I would just ask, what's your favorite plugin?
Valhalla God Particle Oh that's my name Oh That's my dog That's a dog That's my dog That's crazy I don't know what that is That's actually I use God Particle I'm legendary I mean like I mean One of the best plug-ins It's a mix.
It's like more for mastering.
Yeah, like you've got certain like if you're trying to make sounds like a really good and I'm not even gonna cap like flex is pretty good but analog analog and like you got The new 8 version of Contact has been pretty good, but it's overall, like, I mean, it's just music, man.
Like, we listen to music every day, and that shit is never gonna die.
And, like, being a female to be able to do that shit, bruh, like, it's going click.
And Myron, I actually used the God Prodigal on your audiobook, Why Women Deserve It.
Oh, you did?
Yes, I did.
That's how you sound, like, there's no distortion, the EQ is good, like, I don't know, it's just a really good plugin.
Alright, how about y 'all collab together?
We can.
Yeah, it's on Twitch.
Well, I don't know if you know Bubbly TV.
They're from Port St. Lucie.
I got a couple friends there.
Shout out to Just Stray Productions.
He's the one that does Janae's stuff.
These are all people in my life that have really helped me to be who I am.
Well, at least you know a plug-in to you, so that's good.
Yeah.
What about you?
I'm most proud of I have to say.
Don't be mad.
I mean, I was born with it.
I mean, she's wearing a dress.
I consummate her titties.
I'm proud of how I'm always able to take myself out of a dark place.
Not depending on nobody.
No man.
Just being able to be so in tune, content, happy.
Yeah, I'm really proud of that.
I like that.
Retourful.
That's good.
Alright.
All right.
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And we did a call with Brandon earlier as well.
They're playing tic-tac-toe.
On my forehead.
Oh, man.
They're just claiming the win regardless.
They're playing tic-tac-toe.
What else?
We're gonna have Myron rate them.
Real quick.
You really want me to do that, man?
They do.
That's fast.
I'm going to need them to stand up and shit if I'm going to give real ratings and shit.
All right, go ahead then.
Girl, ladies.
Y 'all not tired?
Who, me?
I'm dead, but we're still here.
All right, ladies.
Stand up for me real quick, please, so I can do this.
Why?
Do we take this off?
Yeah, you can take your headphones off if you want.
I mean, they stretch.
They'll connect.
Don't worry.
they'll connect.
So just so I can, Bro, it's not that seriously.
Just stand up, man.
It's the end of the world, man.
Just stand up.
We got this.
Come on.
Come on, ladies.
Come on, come on.
Come on, so we can get this done and get y 'all out of here.
Trust me.
I've been streaming all day.
I'm tired, too.
I'm just so tired.
Come on, ladies.
Come on.
Come on.
So we don't want to participate?
We sit down?
I mean, y 'all should stand up.
Yeah, just stand up so I can do this, please.
Just come on.
Come on, ladies.
Stand up.
Come on, man.
I just don't want to stand up.
I don't feel like I'm standing up.
Okay, just follow the Alright, just get off the show then.
Just leave.
Just leave.
Yeah, just leave.
Can't follow simple instructions.
See, it's crazy, because she's going to get up to leave anyway.
Fucking ridiculous.
Alright, just go.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
Stand up, please.
Just leave it too.
Alright, just leave it too, bro.
It's fine.
This is crazy, bro.
Fucking retarded.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, she gone, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, go ahead, Miss St. Portland.
What are we doing?
Yay or nay?
Yeah.
What do you mean, yeah?
Is she coming in?
Is she coming in or going?
Alright, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
No, the other one gone.
Okay.
Alright, take a seat, ladies.
You're fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, can we take a seat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can sit now.
You can sit now.
I was about to kick you out too, man.
You don't follow instructions, bro.
It's simple, guys.
Let me be very honest about this, man.
This is a great opportunity for y 'all.
This is a big podcast.
We got a million plus subscribers.
A lot of people watch this shit.
This is an opportunity.
If we ask you to do something, you fucking do it or you get off the show.
Like, I've been, like, really nice and polite and quiet about this shit, but it's like...
It's like, this is our shit.
If you don't follow what we say, then get the fuck off the show.
That's how it goes.
It's an opportunity for y 'all.
Honestly, I don't really want to fucking talk to y 'all, to be honest.
I don't like talking to women.
I think talking to women is retarded.
But, you know, I'm here anyway.
Get the fuck out of here, then, bro.
Like, I could just do my political show and chill.
So we're talking to retarded females all day.
Yeah, I mean, girls, it's dating, so it's just simple.
It's nothing crazy, ladies.
It's not saying, no, show me your titties on camera.
It's nothing crazy, ladies.
All right, y 'all can put your headphones back on.
Y 'all can put your headphones back on.
My bad.
But it's like, God fucking damn.
Ladies, can I get some water?
All right, so we'll start with Miss Haiti over here.
So for you, get in the gym where I let your hair grow.
Like, men don't like short hair.
It's very unattractive.
And then the, I don't know, what's up with the whiteness?
I like it.
Alright, men aren't gonna like that.
So, yeah, keep your hair long, keep it natural, and get in the gym.
For you, I would say get in the gym as well.
I can see you got a little bit of a belly.
You gotta get in the gym, tighten that up.
I mean, you're a dancer, so you should be I can see something, like a pouch a little bit.
Do you go to the gym and train?
You can follow up my Instagram.
There's no belly.
I've never heard that in my life.
I'm a dancer and people tell me that they think I work out.
I saw a little bit of a pouch.
I'm just being honest here.
Instagram be capped all the time.
For you, you alright?
Is that weave?
Wear your natural hair.
You?
Good.
Natural hair.
I would like to see it straighten though.
The afro's cool.
It's ethnic.
I've done it straight before, like, on the show.
I'll show you.
Yeah, it's been a long time, but I've done it straight before.
You, pretty good.
I would say just work on your ass some more.
Like, do some more squats and shit.
Trying to get there.
Yeah, work on the ratio.
For you, take care of your skin.
Why are you so red?
I was in the sun.
I fell asleep for an hour and a half in the sun yesterday.
I'm sober.
Girl, I know.
It's bad.
I usually do take care of my sunscreen.
I do.
My dermatologist is going to be so mad at me.
Are you some awkward?
Sunscreen?
Yeah, and you're a white girl, so you're going to age bad, bro.
You've got to take care of that.
I do, I promise.
Yeah, because you're 21, but I ain't going to lie.
You look like you're 28, man.
I saw a couple comments saying that.
Yeah.
She's 21?
God damn.
What?
21?
Yeah.
I've heard either I look older or I look...
Yeah, you look like Mr. Krabs right now.
And then for you, good.
Did you get cut in the head?
I was young when I was younger.
You got in a fight?
No.
How'd you get cut?
A window broke.
With a gunshot?
No.
A glass window broke when I was younger.
Wow.
Is that your natural hair?
No, but I have long hair.
Okay, wear your natural hair.
But yeah, you got a good, like...
I ain't gonna lie.
No, hey, I'm just saying, no, because I'm saying most black women, like, don't, like, I'll be honest, like, they're considered the lowest on a date.
How dare you?
Good teeth, all that.
And then for you, you gotta lose weight.
You gotta lose weight.
Like, that's not, that's just, you got a little bit of a pouch.
And, uh, yeah, that's, I'll say that would make, oh, and then you, for you, keep your hair long.
Men don't like short hair.
I just love my hair.
Yeah, the fuck?
That's what I tell you.
Yeah, the fuck.
Come on, man.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just...
I literally cut my hair off.
It's still growing, so...
You used a breakup?
No, I just...
Cancer?
Yeah, cancer.
He's fresh.
That's a...
And then what was he...
I said, why?
Like, when she said she cut her hair, I was like, why?
Yeah, why'd you cut it?
Because it was damaged.
Like, that low, though?
What do you mean?
I was literally bald-headed.
I had short hair a little bit longer than her.
How damaged was it?
You probably either dyed it a lot or permed it a lot.
That fucked your hair up?
Yes.
Damn.
Wear your natural hair, ladies, man.
Weaves are fucking trash, bro.
Weaves, extensions, all that shit, man.
Just wear your natural hair, bro.
You can't even pull it, bro.
Keep your hair long, ladies.
That's one of the number one things men look for, by the way.
No offense, but you got a fade, man.
Men don't want that.
And then the short hair like that?
That's not true.
I love it.
No, I'm just saying, niggas talk about my hair all the time.
Niggas want to fuck.
Come on, man.
Niggas want to fuck you, man.
So what are you talking about?
You got AA bodies, man.
Apparently it works.
Okay.
Apparently it works.
You're not married yet.
I make money.
I don't know.
Alright, get married and come back and then tell me I'm wrong.
I don't want to get married.
Okay.
Wait, why?
Wait, why?
You don't want to get married?
Well, she's independent.
She's happy with it, so.
I'm 26. Why would I want to get married right now?
Wait, what do you mean right now?
I don't want to get married right now.
That takes time.
Normally in the US, we're like the oldest rate of people getting married and it's normalized.
Is it the idea of being with one person that you don't like?
I'm not ready right now.
When will you be ready?
You're at 26. Your prime is depreciating.
I'm good.
That shit was gone.
Y 'all want to get married?
That's cool.
I'm not ready.
All right.
Yeah.
40's not that old, guys.
It's not.
40 is not that old.
40's young.
40's young.
He's like, you're proud.
It's a proud.
40 for a woman is cooked.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty much.
40 for a woman is cooked.
For a man is okay.
I was always told that, like, women, they're supposed to prioritize their 20s because that's when you're supposed to find your partner because men, um, men are in their prime when they're in their 30s and their 40s because guess what?
They can date.
Older and they can date younger and still be perfectly fine.
They're established when they're at that age and this is when we're beautiful and young and active and can run around.
Is it the money?
I'm not supposed to do anything.
I just don't want to get married.
Nobody's gonna call a stripper, bro.
Like, keep it real.
Okay, that's cool.
Yeah, so she knows what time it is.
Yeah, I think she knows what it is, bro.
Like, I know y 'all are trying to say, like, oh yeah, get married and shit.
Look, man, like, I think women that are involved in sex work understand, like, a nuclear family and a relationship, traditional relationship, it's just not gonna happen, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just not going to happen.
Like, there's some professions, ladies, that disqualify you from...
I think it's a specific type of man.
Yeah, with certain men, yes.
No, no, but...
But that usually comes from a...
But also because they're not very, like...
like, it's not monogamy.
That's why usually people that do day strippers...
You're right on that topic.
I was a stripper and I was married and it didn't work out.
That's what I'm saying.
Because it's not the matter that you want to marry, that's why.
Because it was the wrong man.
Yes, he accepted me for who I was at the time, but he was the wrong man.
Yeah, I mean, it is.
If you get into that certain lifestyle, it's going to be difficult for you to get certain types of guys.
They're just going to use you for sex only.
That's just how it goes.
She knows that.
That's why she's made peace with it.
I don't know if y 'all caught on, but she's already made peace with the fact that she's like, bro, I'm not going to.
I really just don't care.
Any guy that she gets at this point, he's going to be a trapper or a criminal or some bullshit like that.
Scammer.
And she wants a guy that makes $100,000 a year.
At least.
This is going to be tough to find, bro.
We wish you the best, though.
100k where they want to actually commit to you, not just fuck.
That's what I mean.
I don't want to commit though right now, so I'm good.
It's your choice.
Are you like a submissive woman?
Do you submit to men?
Nah, bro.
She don't have respectful guys.
You gotta become really masculine to get into that.
It's that work field.
It's not easy.
But, hey, man, like I said, you're dating a criminal, so you're not better off, man.
You gotta fight a better guy, too, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
You over here with some nigga that's a jail and shit, bro.
That's retarded.
I'll be honest.
I've been holding back my power.
A lot of you guys are fucking dumb on the shit you guys are saying.
Like, you know, you're a stripper.
You're dating a nigga that's a criminal.
You don't even know what your guy does.
You build up for a year and a half.
He just started work like three weeks ago.
That's retarded.
Someone just started.
You should know everything about him.
You should know his financial.
But I want to be in his pockets all crazy though.
Yeah, but.
That's what I'm saying.
You're going to miss it because you realize
I don't like him asking me like about my business and how much I'm It's you and your partner you're trying to build like like a legacy you're trying to build an empire together Bro,
she over here trying to tell Brandon that nigga make it for like 10 hundred years.
She trying to tell him something.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Listen, I've been a retarded, bro.
Like, I'm just like sitting back listening.
I'm like, God damn, bro.
Boy, he's still building though.
Like, because I want to build with him.
He's not where like he wants to be at.
He's still in school.
So it's like, there's only so much he can make while being a student, while being an athlete.
Bro, I'll be honest.
I caught what you said earlier.
He's going to use you and then leave your house, bro.
No, no, no.
You think so?
But hopefully it's like.
I was going to say the other way around.
What, you think I'm gonna leave him?
If she gets into finishing, yeah.
I think what's happening here.
Yeah.
Women can never have leverage.
Anytime soon.
They can never have leverage.
If a girl makes more money than you, she becomes more famous than you, it's a wrap, bro.
But her last guys left.
All because she's clean.
I do too much.
This shit ain't worth it no more.
I get money, but this shit ain't worth it, nigga.
I was also young.
I took a year break.
She's also under master's degree.
She's going to make more than him.
Yeah, for sure.
He's put on going to grad school, too.
For criminal justice.
Yeah, but in the beginning, you're going to make more than him.
Yeah, you're going to be the breadwinner.
That nigga's cooked.
I give it two more years.
Well, depending on what he does.
But it's either going to motivate himself or...
It's either going to make a break.
Because when you have a master's, there's a certain type of pay that they have.
I'm not even gonna lie, men do not appreciate, like, they do not like when women are the breadwinner.
I have heard that, because they be getting jealous.
That's why I didn't go into jail.
She made more than me, I need to start trapping.
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
That ain't gonna scare me, right?
Yeah, he was scamming.
No, no, no, she can't.
Don't make her snitch.
The case ain't closed.
Don't make her snitch.
No, no, she don't got a snitch, but I'm saying, this is what he charged with.
That's out there.
I'm just saying, what is he charged with?
Is scamming or drug trafficking?
Myron, he's from North Miami.
Yeah, bro.
He's Haitian?
Yeah, he's Haitian.
He's scamming, bro.
He's got a joint.
These Caribbean niggas all come close out here, bro.
Listen, I wish y 'all the best.
But most of you are cooked.
Anyhow, thoughts on the show?
She got the best situation.
She got a dude right now, and y 'all got a kid together, right?
Five years?
She got the best situation.
Girl, I'm rooting for you, yes.
She got the best situation.
I love it.
And $100,000 a year in Illinois?
It's not bad, man.
Don't fuck it up, bro.
Yeah, stick with him, man.
Because I don't think women understand.
No, he's a good man.
Guys that make $100,000 a year that aren't gay or old or ugly?
That's hard to come by, bro.
That's really hard to come by.
In that state, it's a lot of money, too.
Yeah, and in Illinois, that goes even further.
So I don't think women understand how rare it is to find a guy that makes 100k a year.
And not who wants you.
Oh, it's rare.
Very rare.
Top 10-15%, and that's men and women.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
What else do you want to say?
Oh, last thoughts, right?
Okay, last thoughts for you on the show.
What do you mean?
How was the show for you?
Yeah, I love it.
Last thoughts, yeah.
How was the show?
It was good.
It was nice being able to talk to you.
She puts up now that I told her to shut up.
It was nice.
It was nice talking to you.
But I will say, with the skills for producing and what you use, you're on the right path.
So good stuff.
But you can't be close to the mic and you're an engineer.
She's mad though.
Trust me, if you're on Twitch, it'll get a lot worse.
You use the guy per article.
You're cool.
God bless you.
You just talk a lot.
Alright, what about you?
I really enjoy the conversations, meeting people.
I like the topics.
I like the different views.
Yeah.
Wait, so five years with your man and not married yet?
Yeah, I know.
I need to be there.
Yeah, why didn't he propose yet?
That's kind of crazy.
And the kid?
So, my daughter was born with a disability, so we're just not doing marriage right now.
Got it.
So, for me.
Understandable.
I'll tell you this, man.
Don't lose what you got, man.
No, for real.
Girls always think they always got something better on the other side, but it really isn't better on the other side.
When you get a good man from Chicago, you keep paying.
You hold on.
Does he pay all the bills?
Yeah, bro.
Don't leave that, man.
I don't think women understand how hard it is to find a guy that's going to pay your bills and take care of you and put you in a position where you don't got to work.
Don't fuck that up, please.
No, I appreciate it.
She's not in her man's pocket.
I'm in my man's pocket.
I'm too young for all that.
Life's not that serious yet.
We need more nuclear families, man.
That's like, fuck that.
We don't have it.
When I see something like that, I'm like, you got a breadwinner guy, whatever.
That's because you need like a man who values like God, man, woman, children.
And that's when you get to experience life different.
And it's kind of easy to understand like the roles, you know, so you can't let social media like misguide you for how you're supposed to act or like the type of man you're supposed to date or yeah, like being young.
That's just an excuse.
If you want something, you want a specific type of man, you want a specific type of lifestyle.
It's only up to you to get that.
But that's why I'm so confused, because it's like everybody's like...
You don't have to listen to that.
But that goes back to what she just said.
I feel like men in general be saying like, Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Have you seen the show before?
Like, I've been seeing clips on Twitter, but you know how they be like clips and stuff.
I can't get on the man's ass!
No, I say women don't build shit, they just move in.
That's what I say.
I genuinely believe that women should be second-class citizens.
I don't think you guys are equal to us in any way.
I think women are dumber than men in general.
They're weaker than men.
I think you guys are inferior in almost everything that matters.
So with that said, I think that's why I got to protect you guys, provide for you guys, etc.
Because if we're going to be honest here, women suck at everything that men do also.
Yeah.
I mean, a dude won woman of the year.
One time.
Caitlyn Jenner.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, bro.
We're better cooks than y 'all.
Better cleaners, because we run the sanitation.
So, look, I just think women should be in the house.
But you guys said you didn't like to cook.
Well, I'm saying that men are chefs.
I don't cook.
But, like, I think, I generally believe that, like, women should be treated like kids and protected as such.
Like, I don't look at you guys as equals.
But here's the thing.
You guys get mad at me for saying this, but all y 'all want a traditional man, right?
I agree.
That sounds heavenly.
Yes.
Yeah, a traditional man doesn't treat you as an equal.
That's my point.
You still get men who will respect you.
I'm okay with that.
I would never want to be equal to a man.
I'm just saying it outwardly.
But it goes God, man, woman, children.
That's how the Bible says it.
The little men.
Yes.
Yes.
No, get on your knees.
Never.
Because when I'm around men No, no, no, no.
We don't see enough black women in relationships like that with a guy where they got a good situation.
So I'm really happy to see that for real.
Have a family.
Well, you guys have family, but get married one day.
What about you?
What's your final thoughts on the show?
Honestly, this was very cool.
I didn't really know what to expect, but I really liked listening to everybody's point of views on different things.
It was very interesting to be here.
That's about it.
Sweet.
What about you?
It was interesting to hear a lot of different opinions.
Yeah.
Who's saying that?
That's my inner thoughts.
But no, it's really interesting to hear a lot of different opinions and like viewpoints and stuff like that, especially on my situation.
Maybe you got to think about some things.
Like, I don't want to say that, but, like, I want to, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm a very optimistic person.
Like, I don't ask for much.
as long as I get, you know what I mean?
Once you like really enter the work field and you're like out of school and shit like that, you're gonna start caring a lot more about your guys'income.
Yes, you are.
It's'cause you're a college student, so.
But don't worry.
So, like, am I, like, dumb, though?
Like, be honest.
No.
I'm aware.
No, Myron, I'm asking you, like, am I being dumb?
Uh, Opal.
Almost crazy.
Shut up!
I think you should be a bit more aware of where your man stands socioeconomically and what his aspirations are.
I'm not saying he needs to be rich now, but it's like, what is he planning?
Is he a go-getter?
Is he lazy or not?
I get it.
He's an athlete and shit, and that's cool and all, but a lot of times do athletes end up becoming, if they don't go professional, are they going to become successful?
Only you really know that, because we don't know him, so you know how.
Much of a go-getter he is.
Okay, so I guess my question is, do you think building with somebody, starting while you're young and broke and, like, you're giving me a crazy answer right now.
No, no, no.
I'm just being, I realize that most modern women don't want to build.
They say that, but y 'all really don't want to do that.
Do you think it would come to fruition at some point?
Like let's say like five years down the line, we're established in our careers, like, Yeah, that's assuming if you stick it out for five years.
Like, I realize, like, most girls, like, here's the thing.
Like, once you get out there more, like, other men are going to approach you and hit on you.
And then they're going to be higher status or they're going to be more lit.
And you're going to be like, oh, damn, why am I with this guy?
Like, the thing with women is, like, you guys get so many offers.
It's like, girls don't stick in relationships because they could do better.
So, I'm not telling you that your relationship's over.
I'm just saying, like, being realistic here, like, Women don't really build because they don't need to anymore.
We got the internet.
We got Instagram.
We got dating apps and shit.
We got, like, girls traveling and shit.
Like, you probably met a bunch of niggas on this trip that are better status than your guy right now.
No offense.
Right?
So, like, how long can it last?
That's just what I realized with girls.
Like, true.
I would say just be aware.
That shit's like a real head scratcher.
No, but yeah, no.
How do you think you feel watching this?
Stop!
That's a head scratcher.
You gotta hear some things, you know what I mean?
If I understand what you got, I'm not telling you not to leave them.
I'm saying like, you know, being realistic, I know what's gonna happen.
Once you get out of that college mindset, you're gonna start looking at, okay, what does this motherfucker really do?
The text messages she gonna have when she gets out of here from this nigga.
I was a college athlete myself.
What'd you play?
I was a rower.
Oh, you did?
D1.
The one at Northeastern.
Okay.
Let me tell you why I say that.
Because so many guys that went to school, they were stars in school, right?
Like they were athletes, whatever.
But once they entered the professional world, like a friend of mine, he dated a girl on the field hockey team.
They had a relationship.
He was on a soccer team.
Once they got out into the real world, and he didn't like have that same level of like status as he did in college as a Division I athlete.
He had like a regular ass job.
Well, she was pretty.
Her status didn't matter.
So, she was able to find higher status men when she entered the workforce.
So, like, his college status dropped off, her status went up a little bit.
Right?
Does that make sense?
So, she was able to deal with better men and then the relationship didn't last.
Because, like, once you get out of college, you get out of that little, like, ecosystem and you're in the real world, now you're dealing with, like, real people.
So, like, your college status doesn't matter as much.
That's why, like, when you're saying this, I'm like, in my head, I'm like, oh, I've heard this story before.
Once y 'all leave school, you guys get out of college, you leave that little ecosystem, being an athlete don't make shit no more.
That's all I'm saying.
They don't pay the bills.
I'm sticking out with your guy.
I'm not trying to fuck nothing up.
Be smarter.
Are you paying rent yet?
Can you cook?
Do you have an apartment?
I just moved out.
Of my own apartment.
Because I owned, but like the mortgage, they had like a really weird HOA thing.
But anyway, I moved back in with my mom.
I'm still looking for other places for now.
Stay with your parents.
That's low-key.
I was kind of thinking about that.
Because school is not cheap.
As a woman, staying with your family.
As a man, it's kind of bad.
But as a female, bro, stay with your parents.
Don't worry.
You can get ahead in life.
Trust me.
Because it was just like really weird, like having my own place and moving back to my mom.
You got this.
Move out with a man.
I would never move out with no man.
Like, I'm already known.
Look, think ahead.
You got this.
Trust me.
Hey, what?
Melody, can you cook?
Can I cook?
Yeah.
That's a no.
I can't!
I literally know.
What you be making?
I cook, so right now I'm cutting.
So I do like a lot of meals.
Yeah, so I bulk and I cut.
I go to the gym.
I do all that stuff.
But right now I usually just cook fish.
Like I cook a lot of shrimp.
But I cook a lot of Filipino food, actually.
So I cook like adobo.
All right, next.
What?
You don't like that?
We have time.
It's Tom Crunch.
Oh, okay.
Alright, final thoughts for you.
Shrimp house, nigga.
Well, personally, I enjoyed the conversation.
I always, you know, I come here, I get knowledge from a guy's perspective, so it's good for me.
Thank you for coming once again.
What about you?
The experience was really good from, like, the ladies over there to the crew.
Drive the jail, nigga, man.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
You gotta be more smart, man.
You gotta be more intelligent, man.
Yeah, I got it.
It's gonna be on and off forever.
Dealing with the courts.
Like, it's gonna drag you down.
If this man has felonies, it's just going to slow you down.
You can't bring that man around certain places like, Yeah, like, you're a life coach.
Imagine them seeing you, and they bring you for an award, and they're like, what?
Where's your man?
Oh, he's in jail.
Sorry.
It's like me teaching the AA and I'm drinking.
How old are you?
Don't drink.
And you got time, girl.
You got time to go.
You're also still very young, too.
But what I would tell you, start looking at the long term.
This is someone who's 27, and I'm telling you, I wish I would be in my 20s and someone would have gave me this advice that they're giving you.
Damn.
You gotta put yourself first.
Yeah, and also diversify.
Don't just date niggas, man.
Nah.
I'll be honest with y 'all.
The problem with you black women, I'll be honest with y 'all, like, you guys make a lot of dumb mistakes right now, wear your real hair, not be natural, and then you guys always want to date niggas, bro.
Like, open it up to other races, man.
Because black women always want to date only other black men, but it's like, open yourself up.
I'll tell you this.
Pink makes you think.
Try it out.
It's true, bro.
That's nasty.
The winter soldier, man.
What about you?
She hates us, bro.
It's my second time, so, you know.
Second time?
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I was wearing a wig, so.
Oh, that's why.
What the fuck, man?
Was that before or after you cut your hair?
That was during when I cut my hair.
Oh, it's right when you cut it?
Yeah.
Oh.
That's why she had a wig.
That's why she had a wig.
I don't remember now.
No, I was wearing it natural, but, like, I just felt like wearing a wig.
It was, like, after Halloween, so, you know, I was, like, trying shit.
Let your hair grow long, man.
Like, you got the good Brazilian hair.
You don't got nigga hair, so.
Duh, that's why I'm letting it grow.
There you go.
Alright, no more wigs, bro.
Like, you girls that wear wigs, bro, like, I don't know why.
You said you got, I know, you said you got long natural hair.
You too?
Yeah, I do.
Bro, what are y 'all doing, man?
Stop wearing the wigs, bro.
It's because it's so hard to take care of, man.
Are y 'all lazy?
Yeah.
With a baby?
I have, like, Haitian and Dominican hair, so it's like a mix, and, like, shrinkage is real, and then length is real.
No, I do wear my natural hair a lot.
I just felt like I'm gonna be in Florida, and I didn't know, like, how the humidity was.
Oh, yeah, it's bad.
What do you prefer, exactly?
Like, do you prefer, like, wigs, or do you prefer your natural?
Oh, natural.
Niggas like my hair like this.
It's cute.
It's cute.
Niggas.
Niggas.
White guys, too.
What about you?
At the club.
I loved everything.
I like the conversation.
I like the ladies.
You guys are fine.
No, I'm not.
My brothers tried already.
I don't care.
I cut them after post-bordem.
I cut my hair.
I'm never going back.
Post-bordem?
After she had a kid.
I cut it, and I never look like it.
And I never had a kid either.
Only one.
So the reason why I tell y 'all ladies to keep your hair long is because hair is a sign of fertility, which is what men look for when they're trying to, you know.
It's the first thing men notice.
She's like, fuck that long hair.
That's why they cut the hair off at the breakup.
Like, it's subconscious.
Yeah.
Yeah, I still break up.
I love my hair.
I could not cut it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I love it now.
All right.
All right, so Brandon.
What up, man?
Where can I find you, brother?
You can find me on Instagram.
King Keto.
It's the one with a million subscribers.
You can't miss it.
Or on YouTube.
Just search my name, Brandon Carter, on YouTube.
It's the one with a million subscribers.
You won't miss it.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
That's where you can find me.
That's where I'm most active.
Instagram and YouTube.
All right, W Show.
We did a show earlier with Brandon covering fitness and how to get ahead.
And then the last chat's here.
We talked about getting money on that last show.
100%.
Money Monday.
TBC Films.
That's crazy.
Damn, Miss Ching Chong's man right now watching his boy is cooked.
Yo.
Yeah, man.
He's going to be so pissed.
Listen, you ain't got to worry about that relationship no more, man.
This nigga going to be so bad at you.
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I think there's a link to the e-book somewhere.
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It's free.
See if it's the right thing for you.
It might not be, but it gives you some information.
All right, cool.
And guys, I'll catch you guys tomorrow for the debrief at 5. We're gonna cover the L.A. riots, Palestine, cover everything.
And anything else?
Nope.
And then also, guys, CC17, get it at CastleClub, FreshFitLocals.com, slash CastleClub.tv.