Welcome to the Freshier Podcast, man, after-hours edition.
We brought it back.
The wheel is back.
It's been, what, a couple years?
A couple years, man.
So let's get into it, guys.
Let's go!
*music* *music* What's it?
*music* How many cares bro?
Get out!
Get out!
*music* No, no, no, no.
Put your shoes on outside.
Don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not as it would seem.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a night.
I will never tell a sign.
I will never tell a sign.
questions and What's going on, man?
Alright, we're back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Friendship Podcast.
After hours, this is your man.
We're joined with seven lovely ladies and The Wheel.
It's been a while since we've done this show, but we got some new questions on there.
Shout out to Icy for putting some pretty damn good questions on there.
Any announcements that you want to make before you want to tell them about Vegas?
We are going to be doing a revamp of Castle Club actually this week.
We're adding a lot of new things for you guys.
So if you support us back then, stay tuned for it because it's going to be fucking amazing.
Also, we're going to be doing some new guests as well coming on the show.
Some new things from my side as well with the college campus stuff.
Yeah, so what we're thinking, guys, is we might start doing street debates every Friday.
How dare you!
Obviously, logistically, it is a bit tough.
As you guys can see, we get heckled and shit like that.
But I'm hoping to do that at least two to four times a month every Friday.
And obviously, as you guys know, I'm going to be covering the Diddy trial and covering, you know, that shit as well.
I might go back to New York next week, but if I do, it'll just be for a few days to come back.
And then also...
So get ready.
Cultivate Crypto.
The Cultivate Crypto course is coming back on the 13th to the 16th?
Yes.
So Friday and Monday.
So next Friday, guys, it's going to launch.
So have your money ready.
Real quick.
A lot of you guys complain, bro, I couldn't get in.
And then when it closes, it closes.
Guys, this is the biggest world transfer between now and 2030 because crypto is here to stay.
Bitcoin is going to be number one, of course, as we said before.
And as well, AI is coming.
So guys, this is your chance to win big now.
Be smart about it.
Because when 2030 hits, man, it's cooked.
So you got a five-year time span to get it right now before things are fucked up.
Yeah, so we will, So we're revamping Castle Club for you guys.
For those of you that have been paying at the 35 price point, don't worry.
We got something special for you guys for being loyal.
And then we got something also for guys that maybe might be newer.
And then also, like I said, we'll be doing the debates on Fridays.
I'm going to try to do that at least once a week and once every two weeks at bare minimum.
And then starting in the fall, guys, I'm going to start doing a tour, going to different schools all across the country and debating feminism, Zionism, liberalism, all that shit.
So it'll be a good time with Uncensored America.
Is New York the Diddy trial again?
What was that?
New York is the Diddy trial again?
It's still going.
Your trip to New York, that's what you're doing?
Yeah, I would go back for that.
Maybe next week.
But again, it would be for like a few days.
And then, Chris.
Go ahead, bro.
Yo, we hit 10k subs, by the way.
I think it was at 6.somethingk.
And all of a sudden, I had people send me DMs.
Yo, Chris, nigga, you going to AA?
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yo, listen, you know, it's gonna happen next week, guys, uh, and then Mario's going to the hood to eat some fried chicken and watermelon.
And, um, yeah.
I can't wait.
Yeah, you can't?
Hey, that should be funny as fuck.
I don't vlog the whole thing.
Mario going to Pompano?
You going to Pompano?
Nah, he going to, uh, what's the one?
I'll probably go to, like, Opel Lock or some shit.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, down the street.
Go to, uh, Overtown.
Overtown.
Overtown.
Overtown, yeah.
This is the hood, ain't it?
That's fine.
That's even closer.
Yeah, it's closer.
Oh, you need security, though.
You need security.
Nah, nah, nah.
Man, they're cool over there.
They're cool over there.
Man.
Y 'all don't know.
We'll go there.
And is there anything else I'm thinking about that we got on their announcements?
So stay tuned for Wednesday.
We got a Zoom call with you guys as well.
And we got some Castle Club announcements.
Thursday, we're bringing the tech guy, Dustin, for a special Zoom call about AI, how to operate before it hits the mainstream.
So we're giving him two Zoom calls?
Yes.
So Thursday for Castle Club, you got Dustin.
Wednesday, you got us for a Zoom call.
So massive value in there.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I think that's really it.
Listen, guys, who knows?
This may change my life.
More or less, but who knows?
Nope.
I can't wait to see Chris go through this.
And you too.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
So, chats first?
Okay, we'll start with chats, then we'll go on to the spinning wheels.
No, actually, we'll have to have the girls introduce themselves first, then spin the wheel.
Your boy Lem.
Okay.
Rule number one.
No chimping.
2, 3, 4, 5. Follow rule 1 to 4. For the love of God, please add white or human for the first time of your life.
We don't need any of y 'all fried chicken warriors acting like Planet of the Apes.
Please add white or Asian or Latina.
Just on the liquor store Shaniqua.
We want a smoother show for tonight.
I know it would be hard for y 'all to understand.
Please show respect.
Thanks.
What the fuck, man?
Those are pictures from the FBI press conference earlier.
Why am I a woman?
It's a long story short, but there was a dude that likes throwing Molotov cocktails in Boulder, Colorado, and he got arrested by the FBI.
Well, they got an arrest warrant for him now, but he got arrested by the state, and they're going to charge him federally.
Is he what race?
Well, I think he's somewhere from the Middle East, and he was throwing Molotov cocktails at them boys.
Not good, man.
Not good, bro.
He did it yesterday like a dumbass.
Not good, bro.
Was it Hennessy?
Violence is never good.
Nah, it was Hennessy.
Nah, it goes throw balls off cocktails, man.
It's a little more potent than that.
But yeah.
Leon Phelps.
Leon Phelps, appreciate that.
I J-Pilled a baddie when smashed first link.
I guess you can say that pussy was promised to me by God.
Alright, bro.
Just a second, man.
I don't suggest you guys do that, but okay.
Hidden Dragon KNI.
Alright, appreciate that.
She wants to be Frank so bad.
What the hell?
Where'd this guy get that?
What the fuck, bro?
Where did that picture come from?
Was that New York?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, how'd you get that video?
Like, he got that picture of Frank when he had a sweater.
In New York.
Yeah, that was when I took the shot.
No, no, no!
That's not even New York.
That's when I took them up to DC for Tim Pool.
Yo, that's bad.
Yo, chat, y'all niggas wrote These guys, what the fuck, bro?
But she got it worse than her.
She got it worse.
I got it worse.
How was your birthday?
Tell us a story.
Oh, Moe, yeah, they want to know about your birthday.
You had a birthday?
It was a fantastic birthday.
I spent it here and then I kicked it with Bills and Fritz, you know, that's the right-hand man.
For those of you who know Fritz, that's Bills' older brother.
Kicked it.
Shout-outs and needles.
Also, Moe, thank you for having Myron's back, man.
That was good of you.
Yeah.
Mo saved that nigga's life, to be honest with you.
Bro, he got too close.
I'm like, this is not what we're going to do, bro.
This is not what we're going to do.
Well, to be fair, he can't pass Mo, so.
Mo saved that nigga's life, bro.
Thank God.
Okay, what was...
Hello, ladies.
Our friend Drewski and Timu Tupac is looking for a date.
Smasher Pass.
Shout out to all the Cats Club OGs.
Who's that?
I don't know, bro.
Looks like a watermelon warrior, though.
Yo, what the fuck?
Fresh update.
Oh, man.
Damn, bro.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Damn, man.
Yo, you're the worst of the sound effects, man.
Hey, something we need, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, can we get this nigga a stream deck, bro?
Yeah, we should.
We should get this nigga a stream deck, man.
Give me one, man.
Bro, again?
I'm good on my show.
Hey, on my show, I kill it, though.
Just saying.
Just bring your stream deck, then.
Yeah, bring it.
Oh, no.
They gotta program the sound effects to that computer.
It's based on computer.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ladies, if you could be a man for one day, what would you do?
Think about this wisely.
Would it be easy to do what you want?
You know what's crazy?
That that's actually a real picture.
No, it is.
Yeah, that's when the girl was going crazy.
You know what I saw two days ago?
You did?
I'm running into you again.
I'm like...
Yeah, she's always in Brickle, bro.
It's wild.
She's always in Brickle?
Yeah, always, bro.
So, ladies, if you were a man, what would you do for a day?
We'll start here.
It depends.
Into the penis, please.
I told you.
It depends.
Like, what status I'm at.
Am I, like, a poor man or a rich man?
Okay.
Let's say you're an average guy.
An average guy?
Um, if I was an average guy for a D...
I've never really thought about that question because I don't want to be anything other than a woman, but I don't know.
See what it's like to be a guy, I guess.
How would you do that?
Because I'm in a guy's body, so I'm assuming, you know, I'm thinking like a guy now.
So what would you do?
Yeah, what would you do?
I don't know.
I definitely don't want to be one of those weird guys, for sure, looking at women and stuff.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I think I go to a strip club or something.
And do what?
Spend money?
Yeah.
Okay!
Strip club, what about you?
Yikes.
I mean, I feel like I want to do much different than I'm doing now, to be honest.
Financially, or you mean like just normal?
Like, what I would do.
What would you do?
Not too much different than what I'm doing now.
I'm going to be on yachts with all the baddies.
So you pay more money.
Exactly.
I'm going to be hustling.
Wait, so you pay money right now for yachts?
I didn't say that.
That's a girl.
All I'm saying is...
Exactly.
Guys pay money.
Oh, yeah.
Of course they do.
Unless you're a promoter or you own the boat, you're going to pay money.
They pay for everything.
The average guy pays money for everything.
All the dinners.
So you're saying you would go on a boat as a guy.
Gotcha.
What about you?
She'll stop doing that real quick.
Going as a boat as a guy is a completely different experience than going as a woman.
Yep.
I guess mine would be like about safety thing like oh I get to take a walk at night and not feel like oh scared you know like oh I can I mean I get it like I feel like women are more scared to take like if you're walking around in a dress at nighttime that is kind of scary you're not gonna do that alone necessarily when as a man if you're like just chillin you're gonna take a walk to like the corner store you're not really gonna Think about it too long when as a woman like I have to bring my dogs.
I have to bring like pepper spray.
I have to bring like something on me.
Where do you live?
I live in Brickle, but I've still...
This is the safest spot possible to walk around.
It's not always though.
Yo, I'm more scared.
And that's as a woman.
Hold on.
I'm more scared than you as a man.
Oh, well.
I got a watch on.
I got this shit on.
I'm gonna get robbed.
Yeah.
I mean, what are you gonna do?
Well, I mean, kidnap me.
Statistically speaking, you're far more likely to get assaulted than her.
Like, I've heard stories of guys getting robbed in Brickell way more than girls ever get in touch.
Just saying.
See, I watched a homeless guy chase down a woman, like, last week.
In Brickell?
In Brickell.
Where?
Right in the little walk.
And what happened?
And she screamed for her.
It was on only in date.
And it came to arrest.
It was that rare that they had to put on Only in Dade.
Well, it wasn't that rare.
It was like a bunch of women had come forward and said, yeah.
Yeah, but only, come on.
Only they don't have that often.
I'm just saying.
It's like one out of, like, you know.
She'll go for a walk at night as a guy.
Got you.
What about you?
Um, I don't know.
Would you pee standing up?
Would I pee?
Oh.
You know what?
That went through my head.
I would be outside and like in the...
It's okay.
I would go probably outside, you know, and pee outside.
Because I go camping, four-wheeling, I do a lot of outdoor stuff.
And it's a lot harder as a woman.
Don't you pee outside?
Yeah, I do, but it's a lot harder.
So you're telling me that picture was pretty accurate?
I mean, I don't know.
I have to say.
What the hell?
It's kind of ironic.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
As a man, what would you do?
I mean, I guess I would, like, hang out with, like, my guy friends and everything and see how they act differently than, like, being around women because, like, it's such a difference.
So I guess I would see, like, how much of, like, a difference it would be.
You have a lot of guy friends?
No.
No?
Just, like, if I was a guy, I would like to hang out with, like, all of, like, my boys and everything and see, like, how different it is other than being, like, with girls and see, like, the difference or, like, what they say.
Boys being boys.
Exactly.
Boys being boys.
Okay.
What about you?
I'll basically do the same thing, but I want to get some cheeks.
Fill it from the other side.
Wait, hold on.
Are you a black guy?
Huh?
You're a black guy, right?
If you're a guy.
You're a black guy.
I'll be Caribbean.
What cheeks would you want?
Keep it real.
Mine's another Caribbean or a black person.
Alright, do you think it would be easy to do?
Do you think it would be easy to do?
To get some cheeks?
Yeah.
Get some cheeks?
I kind of want to put that to the test.
First night?
Yeah.
Okay.
I got it.
I'm going to hold you to that.
Okay.
That's good shit.
You know what time it is.
I'm going to hold you to that.
What about you as a man?
As a man, I would play sports.
What sport?
Baseball or basketball.
Damn.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then?
A superstar athlete.
Okay.
What's all you know?
Five-five.
Okay, yeah.
That's gonna be a dream.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Okay.
So we'll play a game real quick here.
Vice versa.
What would you do as a woman?
The modern woman.
As a woman?
Yeah, as a woman.
W for the subs, man.
Yo, Ark is killing it, bro.
Ark is not playing.
Thank you, Ark.
As a woman, bro, what would I do?
Well, I would definitely...
*laughs*
Two, I would think about investing the money that I finesse niggas from.
And then three, I would find a guy that's rich to marry.
So I finessed, made the foundation, got the money, and then I got the man at the very end that I wanted.
All in one day?
All before 25. All in one day?
All before 25. There you go.
We'll play a game here real quick with you.
So, you mentioned before, as the guy, you want them buns, them cheeks.
So, you said you can do it easily.
Yeah.
So, we're going to test you.
Play a little game.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So, we have here an actual woman, Christina, and you're the man.
So, come over here to the front if you don't mind.
Here's your mic.
And all you have to do is set a time, location, We're on a yacht.
It's my homeboy birthday.
They're throwing dollars.
You're shaking our ass.
I'm behind you.
We're on a yacht, bitch!
What time is it?
Midnight.
Midnight.
Oh, they're saying the audio has an issue.
Oh, it's good.
Don't worry about it.
It's been good.
Midnight?
Mm-hmm.
Awesome.
Alright, so midnight on a yacht.
We'll set it up here, and then we'll start in 3, 2, 1, go.
Hey, baby.
You looking good tonight.
Don't touch me.
You're in the middle of my room.
But you touched me.
I could get to know you.
What's your name?
My name is Christina.
You're cute, Christina.
What you doing here on the yacht tonight?
I'm on the yacht.
Just chilling.
What you doing after the yacht?
I'm going home.
No, come hang out with me and my boys.
I don't know you.
It's okay.
We safe.
We got weed.
No, you touched me.
Alcohol.
I don't know your name.
You want to get me drunk?
No, we got weed.
We don't have to drink.
You want to get me high?
If you want to get high.
Oh, shit!
Girl, I need help.
It's a weirdo.
I can't go anywhere.
Who are you?
Who do you know?
I know them people.
Who do you know?
Come find out, baby.
Frasheena.
Weird as fuck.
Why you acting like that, babes?
Girl, I'm about to smoke right now.
Okay, real quick.
Did that work?
He's a little difficult.
She's a little difficult.
Girls, was that weird?
No.
No.
So, I got to touch you, tell you what's your name, and tell you to come over after the show.
Wasn't that weird, ladies?
No, that's not what I did.
I compliment you.
I don't know your name, though.
And then you invited me to your house to smoke and drink afterwards.
We deal with much worse, I will say.
This is really nice.
This is nice.
She was really nice about it.
At least she didn't get mad.
You said no.
Hold on, question though.
Is that considered a good approach?
I mean, it's not a good representation because...
No.
Yeah, I would cuss you out.
I don't cuss you out.
You're lucky.
Yeah.
Damn, she's aggressive as fuck.
Yeah, I did it nicely.
So, you already lost already.
For being a nice guy.
No, that wasn't nice.
That was creepy.
That was Jeffrey Dahmer nice.
I just tapped your shoulder.
No, no, no.
You grabbed me.
I don't know who you are.
I tapped your shoulder.
I'm taking a photo.
You tapped me.
You rubbed me.
Females be like this for real.
This is a lot.
Really?
So is it easy?
Hmm?
You said it's easy.
Is it easy?
I think it's easy.
You think it's easy?
Imagine if you were him in opposition.
Would you fuck him?
I was like, hey, where the party at?
Yeah, but it's fine, but don't touch a girl first, right?
Because if I don't know you, right, all of a sudden I was like this, hey, what's up, girl?
What's going on?
And then you'd be like, what the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
And then I gave you a chance by talking to you some more.
But she's a girl.
And then he invited you over to his house.
I know, but in real life she's a girl.
She doesn't know how to, you know.
No, she just said earlier, I can back a girlfriend.
But this is not a real female.
Let me talk to one of them.
No, no, no.
That's not how it works.
You're a guy.
You're biased.
Listen, you failed.
This is a biased game.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
It's important to understand that he didn't do anything that regular girls don't already do when men try to approach them.
He gave, like, the typical objections that women give when men try to make a move.
And, you know, it's always interesting because women can't really deal with those obstacles to be attractive as a man.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it does.
Like, you guys think it's easy for men to pull girls, but it's actually significantly more difficult than you think.
Because women give the bullshit, you know, objections.
I have a boyfriend.
Oh, my friend is here.
or I can't leave my friends or some other bullshit.
So it's like guys have to be able to navigate these different, you know, So like you went ahead and said right away, "Oh, just come to my house and smoke and drink." Like, do you think that works?
It does for most females.
Okay, has it ever worked on you?
No.
So why do you think it would work on him?
Or her in this case?
I thought Christina was easy when I saw her shaking.
Real quick, the ladies here at the table, has that worked on you?
No, not once.
Okay, look at you.
So there you go.
Oh, no, it's okay.
He's nice.
All right, then all of a sudden you end up hacked up and going missing and only a date.
online.
All right, only a date.
You know, this experiment is very And any time we put women and have the shoe on the other foot, you guys have no idea how to deal with the very bullshit you throw on men.
That's why this experiment is so revealing and interesting to see.
Because, like, you do all the things that girls reject men for doing.
Does that make sense?
But it was funny.
But I did what normal...
That's what I did.
Yeah, but that doesn't work, right?
That doesn't work.
It don't work on me.
That's why I did it.
That makes no sense.
But the objective of the game was subtract him.
Get the funds.
Yeah, it's a fault.
I'm not a dude.
You said that you could do it.
I said I did what niggas do.
No, you said you could.
I said, do you think it's easy for guys to get girls?
And you literally said, yes, I could do it.
I'm not a nigga.
He's not a girl.
I mean, does everyone want to try?
He behaved like a girl.
So I can't give you nothing.
All right, listen.
Who's next?
Because she failed.
Who's next?
Anybody could do this, Ashley?
This is crazy.
Fully?
I think you can.
He literally just acted like a regular chick.
I believe in you.
Anybody else want to try?
She got it.
Let's go.
Look, here's the thing.
She got it.
Ladies, he's not doing anything that regular girls don't do.
Like, he's being very reasonable with, like, the objections he's giving.
It's not like he's being, like, a raging bitch like some women are when they, you know, talk to a guy.
Fresh, you want to try this one or you want Chris to do it?
We got Miss Brickler here.
We got your wig on.
Chris got it?
Okay.
Now, what is the scenario that you want to meet Christina in?
What time?
please?
She's...
Peace.
Thank you.
Okay.
In the mall?
Which mall?
Wherever, the Brickle Mall.
A Brickle City Center?
Yes.
Okay, that matters.
And you're, let's just say, going up the stairs, I'm going down the stairs.
Okay.
Stairs, escalator.
The escalator.
Now, before you guys go and roll and start doing this, I want to tell the audience, Brickle City Center is a very bougie mall here in Brickle.
We're talking about, you know, high-end designer, Apple Store.
Everything is a high price point.
So that's very important.
And just so you know, he's going to behave like a chick that would go to this place.
Fair?
So that's why I asked what's the scenario you want.
So whenever you're ready, you guys can go and roll.
Okay.
All right, go ahead.
You got to be coming this way though.
Look at me.
Chris, you got to be going towards her.
So you're going up this way.
I'm going down this way.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
You looking?
Yeah.
All right.
You got to be, come on.
Girls are being paying attention, though.
We're looking around.
So you got to be pretending.
So go ahead, look around.
Yo, go ahead.
Make eye contact.
I'm role playing.
We're role playing.
So we're doing it.
So we're role playing.
So you're going to go and you're going to make, pretend we're making eye contact.
Okay, fine.
For five seconds, we make eye contact.
I'm going to smile at you very, very lightly.
You can smile back at me.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Not creepy.
Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
That's a false fucking premise.
How is it?
Because I've done this before.
Most girls are going to be on their cell phone.
We are, but we also are aware of our surroundings, too.
You might look up, but you're going to look around, too.
So, I'm going to give you what you want, okay?
Give her what she wants, Chris.
Thank you.
Alright, you're going to go upstairs.
I am upstairs, okay.
I'm going to come back upstairs now, too.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm so sorry.
Excuse me.
I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
I know you're on your phone.
Okay.
I just wanted to stop you and let you know you are absolutely gorgeous.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't want to interrupt you on your way somewhere.
Yeah, I'm on my way to a purse shop.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Are you, like, have a schedule to keep right now?
Do you have a moment to talk to me?
Okay.
I'm chilling.
Cool, cool, cool.
Okay, so do you have plans for us today?
Can I possibly get to know you for a little bit?
Do you want to maybe go get something?
Like some coffee or tea?
I'm going to a purse shop.
Maybe don't follow me over there.
I can.
What's your occupation?
Tell me more about you.
My name is Christina.
I don't work.
I do OnlyFans, so.
Hard.
Alright, so you're out here making your money.
I see that.
Yeah, you know, I'm a bad bitch.
I feel you.
Okay, okay.
So do you, I want to know, like, before I talk to you a little bit more further, like, do you have a situation you're in right now?
Are you already, like, dealing with someone?
I'm single.
Okay.
I have, like, three or four guys I'm talking to.
But I'm single as fuck.
All right, Christina, well, it was really nice to get to know you.
Okay.
And I hope you have fun shopping the rest of the day.
Thank you.
You too.
Have a great day.
I want to remind you again, you were absolutely stunning.
Thank you.
Of course.
Bye.
Weirdo.
Stop it.
Get some help.
Yeah, you followed her to the store, you pet a slicer, you didn't get a number, you didn't get anything.
Because I was no longer interested.
That wasn't about me.
Guys want to smash.
We don't care about how many guys you talk to.
If I were a man, if I were a man in that situation, you already were telling me I have three or four situations that I'm already dealing with.
Girl, that's good for you, but I don't want to deal with that.
Maybe a girl.
Maybe a girl.
Listen, most guys don't care if a girl has a husband or three or four guys.
She just wants to smash.
So, you should have continued on.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you good with that?
See, and that's why I'm not a man.
In that situation, for me, as a man, I'd be like, okay, you're telling me too much right up and down the situation.
Okay, well, that was another fail.
Listen, it looks easy, but it's not easy as a guy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy?
Yeah.
If she likes you.
Okay, you do it then.
If she likes you.
One more.
Back to it.
It's easy.
She got it.
All right, let's go.
All right, Christina.
Round three.
All right, time, scenario, place.
Yo, Chris, don't be an OnlyFans war.
Be like a regular show.
You know, it's like you just were trying to get shit.
Right.
You worked at Wendy's city.
You're in Brooklyn, Wendy's city.
Yeah, that is true.
Where you at, like what do you expect?
That's actually very typical.
He's the baddest bitch out here.
Like, he need to wear the Wendy's.
Still in school part-time.
Let's try to talk to you.
You said Brickle City Center!
I did, but I shopped there too, and I'm not just going to be like, hey, follow me to Gucci if you want to talk to me.
That's why, you know, they used to these Brickle women.
So you're saying women should just be touched out of nowhere?
I didn't touch him.
I said, pardon me, excuse me, and stood in front of her.
You know, I made sure to get her attention before I just was all up in her face, which I think every man should do.
What's the place?
Scenario.
Go, bitch.
Alright, so we're in Aventura.
Okay.
Scenario.
I guess you're walking.
You're about to enter the mall to go to the Louis part.
Oh, he took the bus to the mall.
And I pull up in my Maybach.
Okay, okay.
Bro.
Hold on.
What's your car right now?
A BMW.
Okay, we'll take it.
Alright, so I'm walking out to the mall.
No, I think you're walking, like, you're trying to go in the mall, yeah.
Okay, cool.
So you're in your car, right?
Cool.
Alright, ready?
Hey, bae!
Hey!
Oh, wait, wait.
I'm in the car, so I have to wave you down.
Yeah.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I see you walking to Louie.
You want to go get something really fast?
Like, what do you like?
I'm going for some acai bowls in the mall.
What?
Acai balls.
Do you want that?
Then we get a Louis bag?
What you trying to do?
Are you trying to fight for me?
Yeah, that's why I'm asking.
Sure, let's go.
All right, but you know, I need your name first.
I can't just like pull up.
It's Fresheena.
Period.
Hi, Frenchina.
So, um...
You want to walk together?
What are we doing?
You want my car?
Are you going to park or are you just going to stop?
Alright, alright, alright.
I'll park.
You're going to wait for me?
I'll wait right here, yeah.
So I parked the car.
And I'm coming.
Alright, so let's go to Luis.
No, no.
Okay.
We're going to start?
Yeah.
I want this bag.
I want this mask.
I want this hat.
And I want this purse.
Cashier, Cashier, can you find somebody to bring all these to the front, please?
Oh, you're so nice, babe.
Do you need the gun, too?
I don't know, because...
Just in case somebody tried to touch you, you know.
What's your name, babe?
Oh, my name is Bebe.
Oh, you're so nice.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Can I get your number after this?
Sure.
Wait, what's my phone?
Oh, wait, here.
Here you go.
I'm kind of wanting yours, but I'll put my number in there, just, you know.
Make sure you text me, and I want to see how these things look on you, you know?
Listen, I have to go because I have to get ready for my friend's event, but I'll text you, okay?
Okay, make sure you text me.
Okay, thank you, babe.
You're welcome, boo.
Thanks so much.
I never got a text again.
Call me Nigerian.
I'm a scammer.
I'm a scammer.
No, no, but you fell for the okey-doke.
But, uh...
You see, the problem with dating, right, is that nowadays, especially, the med is now pay-to-play.
However, if you leave with that, that's all you're known for.
So getting to know somebody first and building that connection first is important.
I understand, obviously, First attraction.
But if you leave with that, you gotta end with that.
Which means it's never enough.
So I think for dating, especially for a guy's point of view, you start that way, it's never good enough.
Because remember, if you buy me shit at the very beginning, and you stop, now you're fucked.
Because, wait, hold on.
This is who I met.
Now you stop.
Now it's weird.
Make sense?
Imagine the guy you're dating, right?
Start off 10 out of 10, doing everything.
Then Halfway's like, I'm done now.
I got her.
It's lame, right?
I've had that done.
So you start, you've got to end.
That's a bad start.
But yeah, man, I think ladies as men, it's hard dating.
Trust me.
It seems simple, but it's not.
Alright, lesson learned, game done, and completed.
Intros.
Alright, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, we do for a living, day status, and if you want to, of course, we'll start.
Right over here.
And you're from Hylia.
The vibe is very telling.
But give us your name, age, and where you're from.
My name is Laura.
I'm 22 years old.
And I'm from Miami, Hylia.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Cuban.
Cuban?
Yeah.
Dating status?
Single.
What do you do for it?
I work at Metro.
I'm a sales associate.
Metro PCS?
Yeah.
It's Metro by T-Mobile now.
But didn't they get bought out?
Yeah, Metro by T-Mobile.
Got you.
I thought it changed the whole name completely, but I guess not.
And then highest education level?
I graduated high school.
I didn't go to college.
Got you.
Parents together or no?
No.
Yeah, I figured for Hylia.
And then birth control?
No, it's actually because my mom passed away.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Damn.
Really, nigga?
My fault.
And then, Chris, your favorite question.
Oh, your body count.
That's personal, but...
Damn, that high?
No, no, roughly.
No, it's not even, I guess, whatever you consider high.
Tell me.
Maybe my number is not what you consider high.
Okay, so what is high?
We meant like sexually.
You know, she from Hialeah, so I gotta clarify.
Yeah.
I've only been in like three relationships, and I had my baby when I was 17. So, I've been a stay-at-home mom and stuff.
So, my body count is like five.
Five?
Yeah.
Yeah, I believe her.
Okay, and birth control now?
Or no?
I don't have birth control because I don't have sex like that.
That was easy.
Did you give head?
Huh?
How many guys gave blood drops to?
I don't like sucking dick.
What?
You're a cook, man.
Kidding.
No blowjobs?
Unless I love you.
Like, if I'm going to...
Like, I love you and you're my man, I'm going to...
Damn!
Who's that?
Who's that?
What's worse?
Giving blowjobs or giving sex?
They're both amazing if you love the person.
No, no.
He said which one's worse.
Which one's harder to do for someone that you love?
Or someone that you like?
If I love you, I'm doing it because I want to.
I love to do it.
Yeah, but which one is harder, though?
If you don't like the person, they're both hard.
But if you love them, which one do you want to go first?
You basically answered it.
That's fine.
Alright, what about you?
Hey, y 'all!
Name, age, what do you do for a living?
Just go one by one.
My name is Shara.
Shara OJ.
Sit up, please.
How old are you?
I am 22 years old.
Hey, y 'all!
Where are you from?
I'm from Indiana, but I live here in Fort Lauderdale.
Oh, shit.
What do you do for it?
I'm a hairstylist.
Get at me at SharaOJHair on Instagram.
Period.
Highest education level?
I went to cosmetology school at Sheridan Tech.
Okay.
Not bad at all.
Parents together or no?
My mom remarried.
My father passed when I was 10. Sorry to hear that.
It's so good.
Birth control?
Yeah.
Need that.
And then, of course, Chris, body count?
Six.
Wait, how old are you?
20?
I'm 22. 22?
That's six?
Yeah.
You know you're lying, alright?
What happened?
You're lying, you know that, alright?
You're lying.
What am I lying about?
That's not sex, bro.
Keep it real.
Like, you're playing hard as fuck.
Come on.
Six what?
Six people.
Times what?
Wait, this week?
Times!
What kind of person do they think I am?
I mean, there was one girl on the panel recently, she had a thousand bodies at 18 or 19. What?
That's her.
I mean, there's red flags and everything, but alright.
Alright, what about you?
So, my name is Ashley.
Oh, wait, we didn't get a relationship status.
Are you single, I'm assuming, Shara?
Oh, yes.
I'm single.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm black American.
Okay.
And you said you're Cuban.
Okay.
Go ahead.
So my name is Ashley.
I am 32 years old.
Damn!
What was the questions?
I'm from Los Angeles.
Dating status?
Single.
Highest education level?
I'm currently in college getting my degree in education.
Cool.
So high school.
Completed.
Alright, and then of course, parents together or no?
Pardon?
Parents together or no?
No.
Alright.
Chris?
Body count?
Are we doing like men and women or just men?
Yeah, yeah, fine.
That's good.
I think 12?
Come on, 32?
Only 12?
I couldn't, honestly.
That's not something I write down and think about at night.
Oh, so you get lit and you just forget?
No.
What do you do for work?
I'm a bartender.
Come on, man!
You a bartender!
I am.
What, 12 bodies?
Wait, hold on.
Do you have any kids?
No kids.
Because she has nightlife.
Wait, so 32 LA, bartender, you're pursuing your bachelor's degree, you said?
In education?
Mm-hmm.
And she's single as fuck?
Are your parents together?
No, they're not.
And then?
Birth control?
I'm not sexually active right now, so no.
And then what's your ethnic background?
I'm black and Italian.
Okay.
Mamma mia!
No, we're not doing a study, ladies.
We just keep data on all the girls that come on the show, like different professional backgrounds, ages, where they're from, that type of thing.
So, okay.
Who's up next?
What about you?
What's your name?
Hannah.
Hannah White.
How old are you, Hannah?
I am 35. Where are you from?
Damn!
Originally, Maryland.
What part of Maryland are you from?
Elkton.
It's like 45 minutes north of Baltimore.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
Well, social media.
I do have OnlyFans.
She belongs to the streets.
All right.
Would it be fair to say that OnlyFans is the predominant source of income?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you said you're from Maryland.
All right.
And then relationship status?
Married, technically.
You said um?
Married, technically.
All right.
So you're finalizing a divorce or working on one?
We're separated, but we...
Yes.
Okay.
So you're not going to do a divorce?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Cheaper to keep him?
I don't know.
For her, probably.
I mean, you know what?
Do you earn more than he does?
That's okay.
No.
Kind of weird.
Yeah, it's weird.
You guys have kids?
It's very weird, yes.
Why'd you guys break up?
Well, so we got married in Vegas.
Uh...
You fucked up!
Nigga, I'm sorry.
You're getting married in Vegas, but that's just a wrap.
How long are you guys married?
Well, two years now.
We knew each other for about two weeks when we got married.
So, you know.
Yo, Hannah was fucked up.
How'd you be this guy?
He had money.
Mutual friends.
Must be some good bucks.
Holy.
I know.
So you guys knew each other for two weeks and you guys got married in Vegas?
Yes.
Like a fucking movie.
Yeah, my life is a movie.
Wow.
Maybe for another show.
Another show.
Okay.
Okay, so married but separated.
Why haven't you went through the divorce?
I mean, are you going to try to get an old, I'm assuming?
No, it was two years.
Oh yeah, one year.
Can't even do that.
So, I guess it's just a pain in the ass to do it?
You just haven't done it yet?
Yeah, but we are good friends.
I mean, and...
Yeah, and we co-parent, obviously, um, so, you know.
So it works.
Wait, how'd you guys get kids for only knowing each other for two weeks?
Um, well, I mean, Oh, but you guys were together for two years.
Sorry, you got married after two weeks, but...
Never mind.
Okay.
Yes, and we have one-year-old identical twin boys.
Okay.
Whoa.
Twins?
Two twin boys.
A lot.
Very quick, the last two years have been a Are your parents together or no?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
Yes.
Okay.
For sure.
Yeah, no more kids.
For sure.
Oh, what does he do for a living?
Cybersecurity.
Oh, okay.
That's good money.
Yeah, he's pretty much a genius.
That's good money, yeah.
And it just didn't work out, I guess?
In two weeks, you know, you can't really, you don't really know each other that well.
So over the course of so much time, you know, I just say we've kind of just kind of, Grew apart.
Yeah, it's not like anything traumatic or crazy.
So that's why we're able to get along and, You know.
All right.
All right, who's up next?
Wait, hold on, man.
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Come on, Hannah.
Tell me.
You know, I'll be honest with you.
I don't have a number.
I could give you a ballpark.
All right, go ahead.
Yeah, ballpark, yeah.
It's over 9,000!
What was that?
30. 30?
Yeah, I mean, I'm being honest.
It's not bad.
Okay.
You want honesty?
I mean, you married a nigga in two weeks, so.
I got one one to be honest yeah I'm sorry?
It's 30 guys that you remembered, that you wasn't drunk or anything like crazy?
No.
No, I mean, it's, you know, that's a ballpark.
She's in Vegas, ladies!
I'm trying to harp out here.
I don't have a log, you know, so I'm just guessing, you know, I'm just.
I mean, you know, it might be more.
Hopefully it's true.
Probably more, but it's fine.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Selena.
I'm 19, and I also have an OnlyFans.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Give life a chance.
Where are you from, Selena?
I'm from Florida.
What part?
Orlando.
Okay.
Oh, and your ethnic background, Caucasian, right?
Yes.
Basic, bitch.
Come on, Chris.
That's white, man.
Okay, you're from Orlando.
Okay, you said OnlyFans, you do?
Yes.
Highest education level, completed high school, or are you in college?
I'm in college.
Okay, what are you majoring in?
I'm just trying to get my AA right now.
I wanted to do sonography, but it's very selective.
Okay.
What are you doing in your AA?
Just general studies for right now.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
Birth control for you?
Yes.
What's your ethnic background?
White.
What do your parents think about your OF?
Do they know about it?
They don't know.
Haram!
So, no comment, I guess?
No comment.
I think that tells you everything you need to know.
There you go.
Alright, fair.
Who's up next?
What about you?
Come on, Mark.
A girl with no riz.
Come on, come on.
Body count?
11. At 19?
Yeah.
You started early as fuck.
I was a virgin at 19. I was jacking off, man.
What?
Yo!
That says a lot more about you than it does about her.
Oh, shit!
I was horny!
What do you expect?
Of course!
Shots fired.
My victim worked back then.
Well, to be fair, I think from the experiment we just showed, it's significantly harder for men to get sexual access than women.
Yeah.
I don't believe that.
You don't believe that?
Yo, back then, there was no social media.
You just failed.
Terrible.
You know what's funny too?
She gave herself all the power-ups.
Oh, I got a Maybach.
And you still lost.
You know what's funny about dating?
There's two parties.
If one gets what they want and the other doesn't, they lost.
So you got finessed.
But why is it always the one-up?
No, but you had a chance to change things, but you did.
Back then, there was no IG.
I had a fucking Nokia phone.
With the snake, too?
I'm assuming you live in Miami now, or you still live in Orlando?
I'm moving to Miami.
What about you?
Do you live here, too, or are you just visiting?
I'm visiting.
I live here.
I live in Florida.
Except for two, pretty much local.
Okay.
Alright, who's up next?
Hey, y 'all!
Hi, I'm Misha.
Y 'all can follow me on Instagram, toxic.misha.
Cheat snatcher.
How old are you?
24. Where are you from?
Antigua, but I was raised in Miami.
Island girl.
Bombo card!
Real things, you know.
What do you do for work?
I don't work.
Okay, fun employed?
Fun employed?
I'm disabled and then I do gigs, like modeling gigs, carnival gigs.
Wait, how are you disabled?
I have lupus and kidney failure.
Oh wow.
That's bad.
But I got a transplant in October.
So I'm good, I'm good.
Congratulations.
She got a transplant!
She's good!
Okay, because lupus, like, you can still, like, I mean, it's not really, like, debilitating like it used to be.
Unless, like, you have, like, are you, like, tired all the time?
Can be.
When I have flare-ups, I can't even walk.
And I'm screaming and crying in pain.
And it lasts, like, weeks.
Sorry to hear that.
But I've been good.
I've been good.
Highest education level completed?
I'm in college right now.
Okay, what are you starting?
I want to do something in the medical field.
Right now, I'm working at 305 Lush Recovery.
Like BBLs and tummy tucks and stuff.
I do a lot of everything.
Wait, I'm so lost.
So, are you unemployed or you work?
I don't know.
Whatever you want to do.
I do a lot of things.
What's so funny, man?
Nigga, she lying, nigga!
I don't clock into no one's job.
That's what she used to do.
I am a boss myself.
A boss of lupus?
Come on, nigga.
Come on, bruh.
Pick one.
Pick one, nigga.
You can't.
Maybe that's why she's not working right now.
You gotta pick one, bro.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
You gotta pick one, nigga.
Just pick one.
Who, me?
Yes, you.
If you're working or you're not working.
I do both.
Alright, nigga.
You don't know what gigs are?
Sometimes you get one for a day.
Like, I just walked for a celebrity cruise line as a carnival girl, taking pictures with rich white folks.
Oh, so you were a freelancer?
No.
Hustler?
No, it's called freelancing.
Oh, yeah.
Did you say that?
Yeah, not hustler, it's called freelancing.
Independent contractor.
Yes.
Alright, so, technically you're not unemployed then.
No.
Yeah, it's freelancing.
Because you said, first you said, I'm unemployed and I'm disabled.
Then you said lupus and kidney transplant.
I do a lot.
I clean, too.
And me and my mom run a party company.
We make balloon arches.
Yeah, you work in the system, man.
You work in the system.
You work in the system, huh?
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying, what's there?
Hmm?
What's where?
What's what?
Never mind.
I think this is, uh, very telling.
Because first you don't work, then you work a lot of stuff.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't have a job.
That's what I meant.
Like, I don't clock into no one job.
That's what I mean.
I don't have a job.
Okay.
Or a career.
Yes.
Okay.
Freelance work then.
Yeah, freelancing.
She freelances.
It's fine.
Yeah.
All right.
You got, like, disability from the state or something?
I don't know.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Bro, why are these Caribbean niggas always scamming, bro?
Let's give it a thousand, bro.
I just gotta say it, man.
Why are you niggas always scamming, man?
What you looking at me?
What you looking at me?
That's one thing I hate about South Florida.
You niggas are always fucking scamming, bro.
What you looking at me for?
I'm looking at you niggas.
Yeah, you.
All y 'all are fucking scammers, man.
Just because I'm Haitian from North Miami?
Fuck, man.
You know, I feel you.
Damn, bro.
This is unemployed.
I'm disabled.
Then it's, oh, yeah, I do this and I do that.
Wait, what?
You sound like you're hating.
I'm not gonna hold you, though.
Lupus had me dead.
She had me dead, for real.
Fresh.
I don't even know she got lupus.
I don't even know anymore, bro.
How's the person with lupus supposed to look?
You're an asshole, bro.
You seem pretty healthy to me, man.
I don't know, man.
Because I just got a kidney transplant in October.
Yeah, she's at flare-ups, so...
Okay, listen, we wish you the best, but our story is mad sketchy, bro.
Everything is true, so...
South Florida is one of the capitals for healthcare fraud in America.
FYI.
You know what?
FBI has a whole task force dedicated to just that shit, bro.
Hold on.
Show me the scar.
It's official.
Oh, damn!
I went to dialysis Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
Okay, she ain't lying.
Okay, she ain't lying.
Three hours and a half.
She ain't lying.
Three times a week.
It's real.
Alright, just making sure.
To stay alive.
A lot of creepers work hard, Mari.
You know what?
Let's move on.
Mario, I believe you.
I believe you, Mario.
Saving grace.
Are your parents together?
No.
Ref control?
No.
Chris?
Your body count?
Zero.
I believe her.
You a virgin?
Yes.
I was sick.
In high school when I turned 18. How old are you now?
24. So all those years you didn't smash nobody?
No, I'm scared of you guys.
Guys are so mean.
Like, y 'all need to be a little nicer.
Alright, let's move on.
Come on, man.
Alright, who's up next?
What's your name?
Benz.
Benz Bima.
Who am I?
Get me out of here, bro!
Get me out of here, Benz Bima!
Yo!
Sim Sima.
What is this?
My Instagram is Benz Bima on ID.
Chris, what the fuck, man?
You want to show or not?
Okay, okay.
How old are you?
So, I wanted to keep some things a mystery.
Your oldest one.
Okay, but come on.
We just need it for the stats, you know.
If you can guess, I'll tell you what it is.
35. No, not 35. 29. You're going to keep on guessing.
29. 40. I keep on guessing.
If you get it right, I'll tell you.
It's higher or lower?
Lower.
29. Oh, okay.
Higher.
32. 30?
They get to say.
I'm anonymous.
I'm timeless.
I could date you or your dad at this point.
Nah?
Hey, I was honest.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'll tell you guys.
I'm 39. That's not 40. You gotta give me my one year.
I just turned in.
Bro, I was close.
What's the 40?
I just turned in.
That's not complicated, bro.
They count by the months after 21. By the second.
Okay, well, black bone crack.
So there you go.
There you go.
Period.
Prayer.
The T. All right, where are you from?
Originally Rhode Island, but I live here now.
South Beach girl.
Where are you from?
Providence.
New England, guys.
What's up with Providence?
It's the worst city in New England.
By far.
It's a bigger, dirtier Hartford is what it is.
A smaller, dirtier, maybe.
I think Providence is bigger than Hartford.
Is it hood?
Some parts, yeah.
But it just sucks, bro.
Why do you guys have so many cracks in your streets?
The roads can be better.
That is true.
But it's a good place to live.
To live?
If you have families.
I'm sorry, man.
Anything other than Miami?
That's true.
The only thing you guys have redeeming, keep it a thousand, and Providence is Brown University.
I'm a correctional nurse and also a model in Miami.
We're doing fitness now.
For a nurse?
Yeah, yeah.
In a correctional nurse?
In a prison, you know, incarcerated individuals.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, shit.
So people will be stabbed?
Everybody open up!
They say they kill their parents?
What did you say?
I said when you're in prison, people will be stabbed and shit?
Yeah.
You have to help them out?
That's crazy.
Yeah, you have to help them.
You have to give them medication.
What's the crazy story you had?
Oh, when a person overdosed on drugs, how do you die?
I thought you were dead.
And then you came back into my medicine line the next couple days.
I was like, this is it.
God is good.
Wait, what do you overdose on?
I don't know.
In prison?
I don't know what it is.
I'm assuming it's not BOP, probably state.
You said what?
I'm assuming you work for the state, not the feds?
For the state, yeah.
How do you get that in there, bro?
Yeah, that's one of the ways.
There you go.
So you've probably seen some crazy stuff as a correctional nurse.
Yes.
Hold on, question though.
You be fucking?
No.
Hey, nigga, let me jack you over real quick.
I don't know how to do those things.
Are you in there, man?
Nah.
Over there, I'm not saying.
We make too much money to do that.
Nah, we make too much money.
Nah, I can't.
They try to offer it.
They do.
How much you make?
I already know.
Sometimes, yeah, you're in the six figures.
Sometimes you could do like more than 5K a week.
It depends on the, it's hourly based.
If you just sit at the job.
Wait, 5K a week?
Suck it up.
It's a six-figure job, for sure.
Alright, so you're a nurse at a correctional institute?
Yeah.
It's kind of like a hazard payment or something?
That might go into it.
That might go into it for sure.
Highest education level completed?
I do have my master's.
Master's?
Okay, and what?
Public administration, like federal management, government management, public administration, yeah.
Okay, where'd you get it from?
Roger Lynn University in Rhode Island.
Roger Lynn?
Roger Williams.
Roger Williams, okay.
That was your master and your bachelor?
My bachelor's was from Rhode Island College.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, and then are your parents together?
No, they're not together, but they're besties.
Relationship status?
Single.
Why?
A 40?
You better say that.
What is that?
He ain't lying, though.
He ain't lying.
Come on, you've been married before?
Engaged, but like I've just been so focused on Not even that.
My parents, because some of them are sickly.
School, we're getting this money.
I mean, do you have kids?
No.
I mean, they want grandkids, though.
They do, though.
Like, before they die.
Exactly my point.
So, keep focused on that.
Miami.
That's why I've been focusing on it, Miami.
39, nigga.
I don't know.
I mean, she can try.
I'ma knock a girl out.
You what?
39, bro.
I mean, she black, so she can try.
Try what?
All right.
Exactly.
Are you black or Caribbean?
I'm Liberian.
You know, Michael Jackson, Liberian girl.
Okay.
Wakanda forever.
All right.
I think we got everybody.
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
Zero.
All them inmates?
Thank you, Mo.
Thank you, Mo.
Good job, Mo.
At least one of them niggas hit, bro.
One of them hit.
Nobody's clapping these cheeks.
All right.
Save your job.
It's fine.
All right.
All right.
So we got all the girls' information.
Yeah.
So let's go ahead.
We got the wheel.
It's been a while since we played this game, guys.
So we have the wheel here.
Okay.
And the way it works is, guys, we're going to spin the wheel.
And what we'll do is we'll ask the girls a question.
Do you want to do it?
Per girl or ask the whole panel?
Whole panel.
Whole panel?
Yeah.
Okay.
And shout out to Icy.
Icy asked a bunch of questions.
Can we go ahead and show the wheel on camera real fast?
We can.
Yeah, we need to focus it probably.
You need me to do it?
There we go.
Oh, man.
There we go.
That's a damn good camera, nigga.
Okay.
Let's go.
All right.
So, Mo, are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Spin that wheel.
Let's go.
I guess Moe was not ready.
Next time.
Okay, so the question is, when was the last time a man made you cry and why?
Alright.
That's actually a pretty damn good question.
We can start here with the nurse.
Yes.
When was the last time a guy made you cry and why?
Um, made me cry.
And why?
My dad, because he talks about when he's not feeling good and all of that, that makes me cry.
Never like a boyfriend?
Yeah, we're my boyfriend.
You cheated on you or something?
Nothing lately, but the last time I cried was when I was in a car accident in February from somebody crashing the car.
But other than that, I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Was it a guy that drove the car?
Yes.
Was he Chinese?
He looks like you're black Chinese.
Damn.
Amen.
Okay.
Don't be racism, nigga.
He was a chopstick, nigga.
So that's the last time a guy made you cry?
Crashing in you?
Pretty much.
Okay, lovely.
What about you?
I can't think of any right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
She can think of it, so she just lost it.
Yeah, I can't say.
Okay.
What about you?
I was when my ex cheated on me.
How'd you find out?
I went through his phone.
What'd you find?
There was a group chat and then there was a video of him waking up in a girl's bed.
There was a video of him sitting up and then turning around and you could see a girl's head in it.
That's not me.
And you found it in a group chat?
Mm-hmm.
Of him and his friends?
Oh, yeah.
You unlocked his phone?
Mm-hmm.
You knew the code?
Interesting.
First time going through his phone and I found that.
Of course.
Because you had a feeling.
You seek, you will find.
Right.
You always know.
What is this, like your high school sweetheart or something?
Yeah.
How long were we all together?
A year.
It wasn't like too, too long, but you know, it's still.
So what'd you do after you found it?
What'd you say?
Well, I said some things to him and he said, What did you say to him?
Well, I'm not gonna say that here.
But, I don't know.
I mean, it was just like a huge thing for us.
Because all of our friends were friends.
Were you on OF at the time?
Were you on OF at the time?
Oh, shit.
You ever thought maybe that's why?
No.
Cooked, man.
Cooked.
I don't know.
Cooked to the core, right?
And what about you?
Maybe when you broke up with your guy?
Yeah, I mean, probably.
It's complicated, you know?
I cry more out of frustration or anger than I do.
When's the last time you cried out of frustration because of a guy or sadness or whatever it is?
We understand that for women you guys cry over anything so we don't know I mean, I don't, personally.
Again, like I said, frustration or anger, if I'm crying, then you probably should run.
Okay.
When was the last time that happened?
I don't know.
A couple weeks.
Okay, what were you frustrated about?
A couple weeks.
For what?
A whole slew of things.
Let's give us one.
Ten hours later.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Probably went through or saw something in his phone, something similar or computer or, you know.
The ex?
Yes.
But I thought y 'all were done.
So, well, that's a thing, you know, but it's complicated.
I told you.
Okay, so they're still talking.
Got you.
Yes.
Yo, y 'all are cooked, man.
So.
Okay, so are you sick or not then?
Because that's like behavior that would entail a relationship.
Yeah, I mean, that's why it's complicated.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so can he go see other women or no?
He has.
Okay, but can you hold him accountable for doing that?
Or you can't, because technically you guys are broken up.
I've stopped.
Oh, so you did before?
Yeah.
even after breaking up?
Not after breaking up.
Yo, something in the right here.
Yeah, something...
So she just gave up on coming to him.
There you go.
All the women got it.
Yeah, not the one.
None of the men.
No, no, no.
And that's something sad.
Yeah, no, I don't think, Here's the thing.
That's not what I think really transpired here.
I think it was you broke up with him because you initiated the breakup, right?
I mean, it kind of became a mutual thing.
So go ahead.
One party always initiates the breakup.
Who initiated it?
You initiated it, right?
I mean, I was the one that was unhappy with the situation.
Yeah, there you go.
So you initiated the breakup.
Um, and then he started seeing other women and you didn't expect them to be able to rebound so quickly, probably.
Well, yeah, because it actually wasn't a rebound.
Usually it's not a rebound.
Usually when something happens that quickly, it was happening before.
Before.
Makes sense.
Man, that's meth-op.
How dare you!
Is he black or white?
He's white.
So, I mean, I get it.
You're suspecting that he was potentially talking to his other girl, but it could have been that he just picked up another girl pretty quickly after.
No.
Are you that confident?
I know for a fact, yes.
Interesting.
So, I know the girl, you know.
Oh, you know the girl.
Is she younger than you?
Yes.
Harder than you?
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
No.
I don't know who's watching.
I am like a laid-back, kind of go-with-the-flow person.
Even in that situation, I still try to be cordial.
I feel bad for you, man.
Why?
She's here in Miami.
She's having a good time.
Yeah.
She's got two kids, bro.
She's living her life, man.
How dare you!
I think what happened is she broke up because she wasn't happy.
He got over her faster than she anticipated.
Why wasn't I happy?
Well, I'm talking from his perspective.
There's a whole bunch of reasons why women cannot be happy.
Women are complex creatures that, honestly, you guys find reasons to not be happy.
You guys are very difficult to please.
I know.
I look for him.
I search and I'm like...
Anyway, this is my theory.
Sorry.
They were together.
She wasn't happy.
Initiated a breakup.
He was amical about it.
Didn't get too angry.
She probably was like, what the fuck?
This doesn't make sense.
And he just went ahead and got another girl.
And she didn't anticipate that he would rebound so quickly.
And she's not happy with that because girls want to feel like they're being chased and shit.
That's what I anticipated.
He got over the relationship faster than you thought he would.
In this age.
Yeah.
The men want to get chased.
The men want to get chased.
No, it's not that the men want to get chased.
It's just that women are used to being chased until they reach a different echelon of guy.
And then once they reach a certain echelon of guy, they no longer have the lovers they thought they have.
Does that make sense?
It does.
So if you're with an attractive guy that's a higher earner, right?
You don't have as much power as you think you do.
So if you leave and you think, oh, well, he's going to come chasing back after me, whatever.
He might not.
He might just say, man, this is a pain in the ass.
Go get another girl.
A younger one at that.
Yeah.
Not from what I've been seeing in Miami.
The guys who are upper echelon, do you see the girls that they wear if they don't?
That's just one of the girls you saw them with.
They got multiple.
Anyway, that's fine.
But no, that's interesting.
Okay, so you found out that he was talking to one of your friends, basically.
Or a girl that you know.
Or maybe they were friends before.
Okay, what about you?
Last time a guy made you cry?
You have plenty of time to think.
It was months ago.
It was when I guess I first found out my ex was engaged in having a baby.
What?
Yeah, that was fun.
You what?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
So your ex was engaged having a baby the whole time dating you?
No, no, no.
A couple months ago, I found out that my ex was now engaged.
We were already broken up.
Been broken up for years, but I found out that now he is engaged with someone.
And that made you cry?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
You find out someone that was my best friend for 15 years.
We were together for five.
If you could have, would you have wanted to be with him again?
He is an amazing human being.
I am so happy he found his person and you know his family But we at the end of the day like black and white like Yeah.
You know, being so opposite all the time and never agreeing on anything is really tedious.
All right.
So, sorry, it was...
Yeah.
Yeah, she found out that was hurtful because Well, no.
This is after the fact.
So, they broke up and then he found somebody.
So she's like, damn.
It's a messy timeline, to be honest.
Like, we were together for...
We dated for five of them.
We broke up, he moved up on He moved away to Oregon.
I moved to Miami.
Mind you, a breakup is never really a breakup.
you're still messing with each other, whatever.
The timeline got a little messy where, you know, we might have been in conversation while he...
You did?
Yeah, I mean, at a certain point, he did everything to push me away, to push into that.
So, yeah, if he knew what to do to get me to do that, yes.
So, yes, I initiated the breakup, but when I'm telling you everything you can do in order to...
The last straw for me was he went on a trip with some of his friends to Atlanta.
And decided to get pissed off at a text message I had sent, like, asking a question about something.
And he stopped replying for, like, 12, 15 hours or something.
and I'm not the one to do that.
Yeah, I'm crazy eyes, bro.
So he didn't respond to a text message and that was- He just started to ghost me and then didn't really even hit me up until it was like, he got his phone, his keys, everything shit, like left it in a taxi, had a cat call.
It was like a whole messy thing where I was like Do you think maybe Oh yeah, he's smart.
He was nothing serious.
He was just asking questions about like the details of his trip.
It was nothing.
We were at the end of our relationship.
It was played through.
No, it was just when you're done with someone, every little thing that they do, it irks you.
Stop breathing, nigga!
Pretty much.
How dare you!
You liked him more than he liked you.
I don't think that.
It was very, very mutual, I want to say.
There was a lot of love there.
Like I said, best friends for 15 years.
He was in 6th grade, I was in 8th.
What did he do for a living, this guy?
He's in insurance.
Oh, he's younger than you?
Yeah, two years.
That's why I was like, never again.
All right.
Like, was he like a six-figure earner?
He makes good money.
More than you, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Gotcha, bitch!
So, he hit it, didn't think it was worth it, and it just left, right?
No, no, they already got it for five years.
He's my best friend for 15. He definitely knew what the worth was.
It was just compatibility at the end of the day.
AKA.
He licked him more than he licked you.
AKA compatibility.
Call it what you want.
You just didn't like how quickly he got over the breakup, I guess.
Got engaged to another girl and a kid quickly.
It wasn't that I didn't like it.
It's finding out about like, hey, you know, someone that you imagined a future with once upon a time completely, you know, is having a different future that you imagined to play out.
With yourself.
With yourself.
It has nothing to do with like, oh God, I wish he, I want to be with him.
So it's more self-centered than you would think.
Yeah, I get that, but, like, don't you think maybe, like, it's your fault that future didn't happen?
No, not at all.
No, Mark.
See?
I think it just played out how it was meant to play out and I can still be No accountability.
How is that not being accountable?
I'm holding accountability for...
I'm allowed to have those emotions while still wishing you well.
I'm not saying that, like, the end of the relationship, it wasn't...
I'm not saying it's anyone's fault.
you say, what's one thing I guess maybe he could have done better in a relationship and then one thing you think you could have done better?
I could have...
There's a lot that I could have done.
You can say what he could have done better first.
Communication on his end just could have been better.
That's fair.
And I could have just stopped being so hard on every situation.
I'll be honest.
No, okay.
You have some crazy eyes.
I mean, wish me.
You're trouble.
Push me to find out.
No, I mean, I'm good.
I've been in therapy all my life.
I know how to have a conversation.
All your life?
That's on mental health, baby.
I'm 32 years old.
I've been in it since like 17. How many girls here do therapy on a regular basis?
How many girls here do therapy?
Oh.
You know what's crazy, though?
That actually is good because you're trying to maintain or mediate your craziness.
Yeah.
Most girls need therapy.
Most men need therapy.
Everybody needs therapy.
End of discussion, period.
That's why there's so many things where you can't communicate, can't talk about trauma, have a PTSD reaction to something, you don't understand why you shut down, and then you look at your partner and go, well, this isn't working out.
It's like, yeah, because you don't have the tools in order to make that relationship succeed on both ends.
If you don't know how to have that conversation, both of you.
Just keep it real.
Yeah, he should have went, too.
Yeah.
No, he don't care.
And guys, just so you know, for every question, we're going to have it on the screen for you guys, what spin the wheel question is.
So right now, when was the last time a guy made you cry and why?
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Alright, so what do we got up next?
Okay, last time a guy made you cry and why?
For you.
Yikes, I mean, I've been single for like a year now.
And I have not cried over none of these men so far.
Even though they irritate me every 10 seconds, I have not cried.
But I'm just like her, where I'm not really an emotional crier.
I'm more of like when I'm aggravated.
A doer?
When was the last time you were aggravated and cried then?
So I was in a relationship for about four years.
Hence why my body count is six to all y 'all who work.
Trying to make it seem like that's not possible.
But anyways.
Wrong.
Anyways.
And I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. But anyways.
You are fake news.
I'm just saying.
From 17 to 22 and I was in a relationship for four years.
But anyways.
The last time I probably cried was like two years ago in that relationship.
Because I went through a lot of, he lacked emotional intelligence.
Oh my god, really?
So it was a lot of frustration of trying to communicate and it wasn't working.
Can you define emotional intelligence for us?
What does that mean?
Understanding how to comprehend.
What someone is saying when they feel away.
You what?
So understanding what someone's saying?
Like if someone feels away and they communicate it to you, comprehending how to move next.
Like, you know, not just listening and being like, oh, okay.
And then you go and do it again the next day and for like 10 more times.
Instead, actually comprehending.
So what was he doing that was like getting you annoyed I guess?
Just little things like it was never anything serious.
It was like we were young as well.
So it was like he was just immature period as well.
Like what though?
Do you know that minor things piss you off?
Not necessarily.
It was more so like normal things that you would learn in a friendship or a relationship.
I had Ben already learned and he had not learned because he never really had friends or been in a relationship.
So basically, obey me and change your actions.
Basically, yeah.
Learn how to be respectful.
Learn how to, you know.
Be a friend, a partner.
I think that goes back to both of you, like how you communicate with people.
Yeah, exactly.
Alright, what about you?
What is the last time a guy made you cry and why?
Don't look back.
It's you, man.
Like, two days ago.
I'm an emotional person.
What do you do that made you cry?
it was not even, like, a sad thing.
He actually, um...
No.
No, it was actually my best friend and stuff, like, because I'm single, I said in the beginning.
he had just came and like he had just came and brought me flowers and like um some sandals and stuff like that and it was just like yeah Yeah.
Because he brought you flowers and sandals.
Like, sandals and stuff like that.
And it was really something that was supposed to be done.
He ended up what?
He ended up coming and doing it.
So that's why I was like crying because I was like, oh my god.
You have kids?
Yeah.
How many?
I have one.
I have a daughter.
Oh, so the best friend stepped up and gave you flowers and the baby daddy didn't?
Type shit, yeah.
But it wasn't even like...
How long you had this guy in a friend zone?
Deep in a friend zone.
God damn.
I don't know, like...
I don't know, like, maybe...
We've been friends since I was in high school, but...
I mean, we haven't smashed yet, and he's still around.
So you think you're just friends?
I can't tell you the future.
I don't have a little crystal ball, so that's why I say yeah.
But just keeping it real, keeping it honest here, do you think that if he could, he would?
I mean, he hasn't done it yet.
How about we play a quick game?
I haven't been in high school in like two or three years.
Wait, three years?
So, let's play a game real quick, right?
Let's call him on the line and see if he's up.
And say, listen, I'm just curious why nothing ever happened.
Like, I'm horny.
Are you down?
I don't want to play him.
It's okay.
You can tell him after it was just a joke.
It's fine.
It'll be funny.
Nobody knows who he is.
No, I'm not trying to play him on the screen.
I'm sorry, guys.
What are you scared?
Do you think he actually wants to be a friend then?
I'm okay with whatever he wants.
You do realize he wants to have sex, right?
Yeah.
That's what we're trying to establish here.
Lululemon.
What does Lululemon have to do with you?
Can't get no coochie out the queen.
It's a lyric rap song.
It's a song.
What are the niggatures going on, bro?
It's very simple.
I think he wants to have sex with you, and that's why he gave you the gifts.
He couldn't.
I don't know, I cried out for happiness.
You asked me when the last time I cried and I cried.
So can he smash?
No.
Damn.
Damn, that's great.
So the baby daddy that doesn't do anything, he can smash, but the other guy can't.
My baby daddy can get an awful fucking dick in that.
Fuck that nigga too.
What?
Fuck that nigga too, my baby daddy.
Yeah, but he smashed at least.
My baby daddy.
I was 16. He got it.
He got it.
Oh, I guess you have that one.
Yo, how many women are roasted, bro?
There's so many red pilchers right now, bro.
Yeah.
All right, man.
Flowers and shit.
Don't worry.
It's other stuff.
Okay, so let's go ahead and spin the wheel again for the next question.
Elmo, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Alright nigga.
Alright go ahead.
All right, so we got the actual question here.
It says, Craziest thing that turns you on?
Is that the purple?
Yeah.
All right, crazy seeing that turns them on.
All right, we can start with the...
Craziest thing?
Definitely when you get hard spontaneously.
Especially in places where we can't do shit.
Ah, okay.
Excelente.
Random boners, okay.
Bonafide boner.
I don't know.
I would either say the way a guy talks to me or looks at me.
That's a good one.
Okay, give me the look.
I can't give you the look.
I'm not a nigga of shit.
What about you?
So you know that, like, vein that pops out when a guy, after he works out, and it's like that, like, perfect veiny that, I don't know why, but that.
Oh, Maren?
I guess gym pump?
Yeah, gym pump.
Okay.
Okay, Maren.
What about, what did you say?
I'm sorry.
Go get a Maren.
For you.
Shara, what did you say?
Oh, I said the way they talk to me or look at me.
Look at her.
Gym pump, Maren, let's go.
Yeah, but, come on.
So what, they say, like, Like, if they're, like, the type of guy that says more, like, oh, hey, beautiful, you're gorgeous, then and I, instead of being like, oh, fine, shit, yo, badass.
So you're telling me you get turned out by guys being simps?
Come on, bro, that's cat, man.
Guys that want to be lovey and cutesy, I'd be like, oh.
There's a time and place for the...
Because most men that attract, most men that try it...
They don't do that.
They just go straight to trying to be in.
So, one thing I've noticed about women when we ask you guys these questions, they already assume the guy's attractive and meets their standards.
Then, from there, this behavior, him giving compliments or whatever, will be attractive.
But, like, the behavior itself isn't attractive.
It's the individual that's attractive.
he happens to say something that you like.
Well, when I said the way he talks to me, even his approach, if he is more respectful, If the right guy pulls up and says the right thing, it's good.
The wrong guy pulls up, so it's the same thing.
It's not really the words.
It's about who's saying it.
But that's what I was trying to say, though, because the thing is, it could be the most finest, richest man, and he could say all the wrong things, and I'm going to walk away and not care.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to walk away and not care versus it being a guy with substance and knows how to speak and talk.
And says all the right things, then I will be more interested.
Pookie and Ray Ray down the street will talk to you nice and you'll fuck them but not the rich guy.
Basically, exactly.
The rich guy is going to fuck me and leave in two days.
So what do I care about that for?
And then what about you?
A beard.
Okay.
Beards.
That just does it for you.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
You got a beard.
Some men have beards, though.
Like, there's got to be...
It's got to connect.
A long beard, though?
Are we talking a short beard?
I mean, it has to be clean.
You have to take care of it if it's gonna be really long.
But I definitely like, you know, I just, not sure.
We're not keeping that all year round.
Like, grow it out and then, you know, cut it.
But I don't know, what do you call that?
Like, not a five o 'clock shadow.
Six o 'clock, right?
Maybe cut it, like, once every two weeks.
A stubble.
No, stubble is way less than what she wants.
She wants a full-grown beard.
A goatee?
Two weeks?
Is that a full-grown beard?
A goatee?
No.
Like, like, A little bit shorter.
A little bit shorter than what I have?
Yeah.
Okay.
So like I'm done?
A little bit longer, maybe.
What for us?
You can't help me.
I'm trying to see the light.
I'm trying to see the light.
You can't see the beard?
All right, what about you?
What is...
I would say also say kind of like gym pictures and everything, like a good, Like him?
I haven't seen his back.
Yep!
So they have to be in good shape, I guess.
Hold on.
Mario, can you take your shirt off?
No, man.
What?
Pause.
That's too tryhard.
Come on, man.
No, no.
No.
For the ladies, man.
Come on.
No, man.
Hey, Mario, thanks again for donating to the church.
I tried, I tried, I tried.
They gotta be in good shape then, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
What about you?
Um, just good hygiene, look good, smell good, taste good.
Tastes good?
Wait, I thought you was a virgin.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So I can't take you if I'm a virgin?
That mouthing.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
That mouthing.
That mouthing.
Go, go, go, go.
Yo!
Whoa!
Yo!
I can't be fully innocent.
It's crazy.
Y'all want me to have a hello?
What about you?
The personal hygiene and how the person treats me and how they talk to me.
Their teeth.
That's big.
Definitely teeth.
What if he's ugly though?
See, my only regret, I did talk to ugly people before because I gave them the chance.
I gave them the chance.
Will you give an ugly guy a chance now?
I did it probably yesterday.
Nope.
Yesterday?
Nope.
No, I'm just saying, but now, as of today's date, no more ugly people.
That was a lie.
That was a lie.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's do some chats real quick.
Yeah, read some chats and then go back into the other thing.
It was funny because your actual turn on?
Myron has, too.
This nigga said that lupus head sucking for her life goes crazy.
Bro, what the fuck wrong with you, man?
This nigga's in the chat are fucking assholes, man.
Yo, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yo.
Don't mind him.
He's an asshole.
I had a ball in Baskin Robbins on his bidet.
They call him Mojin Boo.
What the fuck?
See, ladies, they roast us, too.
Oh, my goodness.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck, man?
Whoa!
You're all invited to the Castle Club Freak Off Party.
This event is exclusive to Castle Club members, FNF Associates, and invited women.
Mine won't be there.
The rest of the FNF crew will participate.
These talks will be the DJ of the night.
Don't worry, ladies.
When the real fun begins, cameras will be allowed.
Why is Diana here?
When a girl was saying she was going to suck some dick, and I gave her to her, and she sucked the banana on stream.
Ow!
All right, man.
All right, man.
What the shit?
You censored the hell out of this.
Can Fresh do a Money Monday for the best banks for LLCs?
Credit unions, bro.
Yeah.
Credit unions help.
Hands down.
They give you the best deals.
And rates.
Hopefully.
Ladies, rate the girl next to you and what things you can approve on.
Okay, we can do this one.
Alright.
Okay, ladies.
Let's start here with the nurse.
Alright, so I want you to rate the girl to your left.
One out of ten.
Ten is assuming...
Sports Illustrated model.
So, let's be honest, nobody here is on Sports Illustrated.
So, ten is perfect.
So, it's unattainable, pretty much.
How dare you!
And then one thing she could approve on.
Go ahead.
I think she's like, um, eight, nine?
Oh, five is average, by the way.
Just so you guys know, for a barometer, five is average.
So an 8 is like really fucking hot, man.
Like, turn your head once you walk down the street.
Like a model.
Victoria's Secret level, eight, nine.
Five is average.
So go ahead.
So go ahead.
Why are you trying to make her give a lower number?
No, no.
He's just saying, like, you know.
I'm just literally saying numerically what it is.
You know he wasn't doing that.
I mean, yeah, you're right though.
I know.
I mean, he was being nice, so, and you kept pressing them.
I got brothers.
That was easy.
It's alright, I'm just laying on.
I'm not saying you're average, but I'm saying there's nothing wrong with being average.
What is her rating?
1 to 10. I'll say 8. Okay, and what can she improve on?
Everything is good.
Probably, if she, like, next time, if she goes somewhere, like, to the club, she just This is casual season right now.
This is my work outfit.
Dress up more?
What do you say work outfit?
It's kind of a weak critique.
Should we make her do another one?
That's fine.
We'll give her a break.
Alright, what about you now?
Rate the girl to your left.
I think she's a 10, she's a baddie.
Nothing needs to change.
Who said?
So it's 1 through 9 or 1 through 10?
What is the rating number?
She is perfect in my eyes.
I don't think she needs to change anything.
She's gorgeous.
You can't use ten, man.
Come on, man.
Alright, then she's a nine.
She could flat iron her hair.
Flat iron.
Alright, there we go.
Wait.
Do white girls even flat iron her hair?
She won't need to.
That's the point.
She looked good already.
That's some nigga shit.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, why did the white girls don't do that?
Where?
Everywhere.
Every day.
Extensions or your hair?
My hair.
It gets frizzled in the morning.
She's from Orlando.
She's not used to this humidity.
Yeah, humidity.
What about you?
No, sorry.
Right here to your left.
One out of ten.
Keep it real.
I would say a 9. Like, I really like her, like...
One critique.
Really, nigga?
Thank you.
I have no idea what to say.
Go ahead.
Come on, man.
Tell her.
Give it to me.
Give it to her raw.
Hard.
Ow!
Fast.
Pause.
I don't know.
Come on, man.
You can do this.
One critique.
As OnlyFans associate...
Tell her what she needs to work on.
Go ahead.
You're not going to hurt my feelings.
You want me to help you?
I don't know.
Maybe different style eyelashes or something.
Okay.
Yep.
That works.
I've had them on for a week.
Alright.
What about now you rate her?
She's beautiful.
She's a nine.
Here we go.
Alright.
One critique.
Go crazy.
It's not gonna hurt my feelings.
You're gorgeous.
Yeah, you're gorgeous.
Um, I don't know.
Wear your hair down.
It is, though.
No, it's not.
Well, your hair is down.
That was weak, man, but, okay.
No.
How was I weak?
No, you look beautiful with it like that, but I think that if you wore it down, you, you know.
Okay.
Should've done it.
What about her?
I think she's an eight.
I love your outfit.
I would have just added a little blush.
That was it.
Like makeup blush?
Yeah.
Hit the corners right there.
Make a pop.
But obviously I like blush, so we already see that.
Alright.
What about you?
You rate her?
I would say an 8 as well.
Okay, I'm gone, bro.
You're off work.
Toronto, retard alert!
Please.
It's more interesting for you to go around the table and maybe tell us, because women are not personal.
Girls, girls.
Girls, girls are not going to bring each other down.
And I think everybody here is bad.
We all look good.
We all look gorgeous.
Do you want to tell us what you think needs to be right?
You ain't eight?
You ain't nine?
Bro, I was hoping she would be...
Uh-oh, great part.
That wasn't eight.
God damn.
You got an increase of volume on that one.
No, girls, be honest on this panel.
All right.
Can we rate you?
How about you tell us?
Can we rate you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry, give me the chance to rate us in a second.
All right, well, what thing she could improve?
Yeah.
I would say...
Curl her hair.
And give her that volume with the longness.
Now you can rate her.
Yeah.
One out of ten.
Yeah, because now she needs somebody.
Like a seven.
Seven?
Thank you for being honest.
Ish.
And what would you improve for her?
Probably a different wig.
Okay.
Different lace.
Yeah.
Different lace.
Okay.
All right.
Now, uh, We'll start here and let you guys rate us.
Go ahead.
Who did you want to rate?
Wait.
Do I go in order?
You know what?
I mean...
Who do you want to rate?
I'm not a roaster.
Sure.
Whoever you want to rate first, you can rate however you want.
The whole team, one of us, all of us.
That guy right there.
Which one?
This nigga?
The other guy in the bag.
Oh, Mo?
More bills.
The one that was just on camera.
Who that in the bag?
Chris?
Right.
There.
I'm gonna give you if 10 is a perfect and five is average I'm gonna give you a three because you're not my type You can improve on your weight.
Are you right?
I know, you ain't talking.
Tamar, you want a roast?
You eat roast.
Come on, shit, Tamar, weight.
Come on, guys, man.
You only got one job as female, man.
To look good, bro.
If only that was our only job.
I was like, wait, that's our only job?
Finally, that was all we could do.
What?
What do you think this is?
Oh my God.
Wouldn't that be right back at you, though, if we're still saying, like, if two sexes are trying to, like...
That's all that matters, man.
He said he still fucked.
Chris still hit?
What the fuck, bro?
Hey, he'll still hit though.
Yo, I promise you, Chris.
Yo.
Yo.
Get her, nigga.
I did.
Rush.
You really deaf?
How dare you?
Yo, she said.
You're a three cuz you're not my type nigga Okay, I guess I'll just go ahead and go next.
bunching in the parameters and getting away less.
I think we're on this one for a little bit.
The pause is everything.
She wanted to make sure Wait, what the fuck, bro?
That's funny.
I don't think Chris is ugly.
Who was that?
Yeah, he's not.
Chris is not ugly.
Wait, is this Randy Chris then?
I thought we were rating everyone.
Oh, we aren't?
So look, that was funny as hell.
You guys can rate whoever you want.
If you wanna rate all of us, you can.
If you wanna rate some of us, you can.
It's totally up to you.
Go ahead and get your revenge.
Whatever y 'all want.
So, anyone else you want to rate a three besides Chris?
Revenge is crazy.
No, I'm good.
That's the only person I want to rate.
I knew it.
Nigga says she eats roast.
So, I want to roast you.
That was funny, Chris.
I ain't gonna lie.
That was fine.
I'm gonna eat you on the girls tonight, bro.
Alright, go ahead.
Your turn.
You can rate whoever.
Me?
That was the entertainment right there, bro.
Okay, I would say that...
Okay.
I would give you a seven.
Okay.
And I would give the two back there a six.
A little bit above average for their energy and aura.
Alright, who got the most aura in the back?
Me?
What'd I do?
Yeah, you a little bit.
6.5.
What did I do?
Okay.
A little sprinkle, sprinkle.
Alright, what's fresh?
What's fresh?
No hate on the big boy.
Oh, he's a six.
I mean, a five.
A five?
What about that?
He's not ugly.
Listen, I could have said a three like Walker, but I didn't.
He's not.
He's not under average.
Say what you want to say, bro.
But that's my thing, and that's what I'm trying to tell y 'all about how we were with them.
Nobody in here is ugly now.
You feel me?
I mean, ugly or ugly?
Nobody in here is ugly.
In here, they look like they, you feel me, take care of themselves.
and their energy is not negative, so...
I'll tell you this.
Energy goes a long way.
Exactly.
The vibe.
Exactly.
What about you?
Ray, whoever you want or whoever you don't want.
There we go.
It's your revenge.
I don't need to get revenge on you.
I mean like for time out like my type I would say generally everyone in here is like the average looking I'd say you're I aside from when you open your mouth sometimes and then No, you've talked enough.
You could have been more than seven if you didn't speak.
You said enough, my nigga.
You could have been like an eight or a nine.
Yeah, you could have been a ten, honestly, if you would have...
You're attractive.
You've got the beard.
That's the real rating.
No, it's not.
No, it's not because I'm here on personality.
That's what I said.
I'm here on energy.
You can have the flyest nigga in the room, but if he talks like a damn fool, you ain't gonna wanna fuck him.
Energy and vibe is important, Myron.
Just dries up the pussy real quick.
So fast.
Sorry.
What did I say that dried up the most?
Alright, so what drives it up the most then?
How excited you got for us all to rate one another and bring one of us down.
Where you're like, yeah, you're excited.
Well, you didn't say shit about bringing you down.
Yes, but you got excited about it.
Yeah.
That's a turn-off to me, where you're like, yeah, bring each other down.
It's like, alright, cool, we can do it.
Like, you're so negative.
If he got excited, he was happy.
Because he's happy, you thought it was a negative thing.
No, no, no, no.
He was happy that there was engagement in the audience.
Okay, I like that we're spinning it like this.
Oh, no, you're spinning it.
I see that.
No, no, no, you're smiling for a reason, my nigga.
You can't smile, man.
I see you.
I see you.
No, no, no.
Happy or happy?
That's why that nigga didn't respond, bro.
Now I know why.
That nigga was in Atlanta like that.
She killed my butt, bro.
She's a gaslighter, bro.
She's gaslights, bro.
Geyser, geyser.
And that's where it went.
Right there.
But you can't get mad because.
Who's next?
I said him and then the one in the back.
Okay, so what am I now?
I'm a four?
Three?
Or the one with the dreads?
I can't see him all the way before what I can't see.
He can't escape.
What's up?
Yes.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm having a time.
See?
Ayo, Bills, thanks again for your donation to the church the other day, man.
Alright, so just give us the numbers and then we can move on.
He's an eight.
Okay, eight.
And then Chris?
Everybody else is average.
Okay, we're all fives.
That's generous to me.
What about you?
What are your ratings?
Get your revenge.
I don't need revenge.
You know, I don't know.
I mean...
Keep it real.
Even when you tell them to cook because they can't even do it.
Keep it real.
Well, everybody's going in on you, so I was like trying to, you know...
We're big boys here.
Let us have it.
And I know you, you know, I'm going to give you a number and you're going to say I know.
But, you know, so, okay, so we'll say seven.
Okay.
But...
Looks wise.
Okay.
All right.
And yeah, same thing.
Same thing, you know?
Personality, probably.
Maybe.
Why is it so hard for women to do this, bro?
Because we're not mean.
You don't want to intentionally hurt your feelings.
You think women go out of their way to be like, nah, I don't want to talk to you no more.
I don't feel like most women do that.
Well, you'd be surprised.
A lot do, actually.
But the thing is with men, right?
If we're ugly as men, it's not as life-ending as it is for you guys.
For us, it's like we can make up in other ways.
But if you're an ugly woman, you're cooked.
Yeah.
You don't agree?
You don't think a woman has more to offer than just her beauty?
No.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
Great.
Stop the show.
Stop the show.
DPGThing says, Myron, you haven't done it in a while.
Rate the girls and give them that act right deal.
Holy fuel, bruh.
Go in atomic bomb.
I can do that after.
Yeah, but no, I mean, realistically speaking, I don't think women have much agency outside of their attractiveness.
So why do you date vitamin aside from if they're just there for looks?
What are they there for?
Are you just there for arm candy?
Hold on, let's have them to rate first before you go in.
Because it's going to derail the whole thing, man.
Okay, sure.
Okay, so you rate him a seven.
Well, it's a one now.
I mean, I was kind of kidding, but that has so much to do with it.
But I know you're also kind of, like, being funny, but maybe it's not serious.
So, you know, okay, we'll go with, like, a four.
All right.
Sure.
What about you?
I would give, like, basically everyone in here a five.
I would give him a six, and then with the hat on the back, a seven.
Alright, Chris.
Oh, Chris got this good stuff, man.
I agree.
Hey, I'll be Martin, man.
I mean...
Thanks, man.
All right, what about you?
For him, I'll give him a seven.
Fresh.
Fresh.
He's from Barbados.
I'll give him a seven.
Also, Caribbean Scammer.
Even though some people...
BOOM BOKHAT!
Okay.
You even have to run about a six.
No, I'm just kidding.
All right, what about you?
We're just doing looks, so.
Oh, not personality.
Oh, I thought it was all included.
Chris, I give Chris a six.
He's not bad looking, and girls like big niggas, you know?
And always.
Oh, my God.
And the dude in the back, I'll give him a...
I'll give him an eight, too.
Oh, that's Bill's, definitely.
All right.
What about him?
He's adorable.
I'll give him a five.
He's a cutie.
Oh, good job, Bo.
That's a good job.
Good boy.
That's a generous rating.
You're a teddy bear, nigga.
All right, what about you?
You guys are all cool people.
Give it to us raw.
Come on.
Keep it real.
Everybody the same.
Raw fives?
Ones.
Ones.
Okay.
I'll take that.
Ones.
Okay.
How dare you?
But going back to the thing...
You guys don't agree that a woman's main agency is her looks?
You guys disagree with that?
I feel like of course a guy want a good looking woman.
You have to have attraction to someone.
That's not her main agency.
What I mean by this was Because you guys are saying, oh, we don't remember.
I said, why is it so hard for you guys to do this?
You said, well, we don't want to put you guys down.
And then I responded and I said, well, for men, if we're ugly, it's not the end of the world.
We have, like, a bunch of different boxes we have to check for women because you guys are far pickier.
Would you guys agree that women are pickier?
No.
Than men?
No.
Realistically, yes.
Ladies, let's be honest here.
Keep it real.
Who's pickier, women or men in general?
If it comes to me, I know I am.
I'm extremely picky.
Okay, okay.
Men will take a lot of, okay, I'm not going to say all, but most men will, like, pretty much fuck anything.
Okay, great.
Thank you.
So, are we in agreement that women are pickier than men?
Yes.
Okay.
Since women are pickier than men, would it be fair to say they need more things from said man?
Like what?
They need to have more things checked off in the box.
If you're pickier, by definition, it means you have more standards.
I think we've established that men have less standards, right?
Okay, yes.
Since men have less standards, to please us is easier than to please you.
Agreed?
Situationally, that depends, but sure, yes.
In general.
Yes, in general.
In general, it's easier to please a man than a woman.
Are we talking relationships?
Yeah, what is this in regards to?
He just said in general.
In life.
In general.
Yeah, in general with attracting a man.
Yeah, it's probably a little easier.
Okay.
So, since men, right, since women are pickier and men aren't as picky, and we have less standards, The standard that we do look at the most is your looks.
Everybody looks like that.
Yeah, but that's a personal attraction.
Yeah, but being an ugly woman...
Would you rather be pretty and beautiful, but broke?
Or, we're beautiful and broke, or would you rather be ugly and rich as a woman?
Right here.
Beautiful and broke.
We'll start here.
Beautiful and broke?
Or rich and ugly as a woman?
Go ahead.
I don't mind being rich and ugly as a woman.
Which one would you prefer if you had two options and you had to, you know...
Everybody's paying for anything.
Come on, man.
Which one?
You're basically equating one thing with the other.
I'm trying to demonstrate a point here.
What'd you pay for it?
The relationship, everything.
Alright, cool.
If you want.
All right, what about you?
Beautiful and broke or ugly and rich?
Because you can always make money.
What about you?
Beautiful and broke.
Beautiful and broke?
You're bleeding the rest of the water.
We get it.
Now, as a man, what would you rather be, niggas?
Ugly and rich.
Ugly and rich?
Ugly and rich.
So with this little experiment, what did I show?
Okay, yeah.
But the ugly girls, everybody's getting played.
There's no difference between ugly and cute right now.
and there's always a lid for every pot.
No one can look at someone Follow along.
Everybody's getting touched.
Yeah, well, number one, not everyone's getting touched.
I'd rather be ugly and rich because money buys everything, including relationships and happiness.
I mean, if you're beautiful and rich, it's what matters.
I can change everything with cosmetic surgery.
Yeah, ladies, I think the fact that But isn't that equal?
Because you can buy whatever the fuck you want if you're ugly and rich.
And if you're beautiful and broke, it's the same shit.
Make money.
Yes, it is.
Because you can do whatever the fuck being beautiful and broke.
We can all go out right now and be like, we're gonna get shots, we're gonna get drinks, we're gonna get whatever, and get that.
We could also do that shit being rich and ugly.
It's the same thing.
What do you mean?
I can walk up to a bar.
I'm a bartender.
I know for a fact, when I see women walk up to my bar, no matter what they look like, they have a card, they're paying, cool.
Here's the thing.
If women get it, then why aren't more women getting tables at clubs then, if that was the case?
Rich women.
Because nobody's spending money at a club if you have it.
They're gonna spend it elsewhere like on a yacht or something.
There's more to do than just clubs.
People are buying the tables at the clubs.
The point is that if a woman is rich and she has the resources to do stuff, other men can do the same thing.
However, when it comes to dating, rich women don't get a lot of men.
Because they're ugly.
Yeah, they do!
Let's pretend that there's rich women than there is rich men.
I swear, the rich women can collect everybody on something.
Finding a man is harder.
I know a lot more...
Rich, ugly women that are very, very, very happy.
Who?
I'm not gonna make it.
Hold on, ladies.
You're deflecting the entire point of the discussion.
The discussion was simply that women that are ugly have a harder time in life.
Than men that are ugly.
If a guy's ugly, he can at least make up for it in some way.
If you're a woman and ugly, you're cooked.
Actually, I'd like to take back.
I'd rather be ugly and rich because you can pay.
You can pay.
Pay for what?
Honey, it's called Botox and plastic surgery.
90% of women in Miami right now, I can point them out, are not as beautiful as they once were as they are today.
Like, they're beautiful now because they had the money to pay for those things.
Okay.
That's fine.
Let's assume you pay for things.
You're never gonna be a naturally attractive woman that's 21 years old.
And that's what men are gonna want.
And that's what I'm trying to explain here.
So you're saying now it's not about beauty.
It has to do about the age.
So now you're doing about they have to be young enough too.
So they can't have the money later on.
This is what feminism has done to women.
Holy crap.
You guys are completely aloof to what men actually are attracted to.
This is wild.
You guys are unaware.
Okay, okay, so ladies, men, We don't care.
And the more money we have, the less we care.
A woman's main agency is your beauty.
Now, depending on the guy, the more money and status he has, the more honest he can be about this.
Typically, the more money and status he has, The guys that have to sit here and care about personality and all this other shit, well not personality, but rather the guys that care a lot about her career and income typically don't tend to be the most successful guys.
Gotcha.
So, a woman that's ugly has far less opportunities than a man that's ugly because at least a guy that's ugly can go ahead and get some money and increase his sexual market value.
A woman that's ugly is cooked.
Because men value beauty.
That's the main thing we care about.
But then how are they always having kids?
Ugly men?
Ugly people you're saying women are ugly if the women are ugly Lizzo, where's your man?
She has a man.
Who?
Some guy that she's taking pictures, that she'd be in the pictures with.
I don't know.
She's been with a bunch of football players, a bunch of NFL players.
And they leave.
And they leave, bro.
Why is there always a man leaving?
I don't trust it no more.
Men actually rarely leave.
Men actually rarely leave.
But ladies, like, I mean, I don't want to be an asshole, but like, yeah, your looks is your main agency.
I mean, each and every one of you has makeup on to a degree.
Each and every one of you invest money into the way that you look.
Why is that?
Because women understand that their predominant value is the way that they look.
Like, the makeup industry isn't a billion dollar industry for no reason.
The plastic surgery industry isn't dominated by female surgeries for no reason.
Like, women understand that the way that they look absolutely dictates the quality of their life.
Versus a man, the amount of money and status you acquire dictates the quality of your life.
We're not the same.
An ugly woman is cooked.
I know it sounds fucked up to say that.
But you're just saying it in regards to dating.
Yes.
Okay, that's what the confusion was.
But they get guys.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
You know what?
I think it's time, bro.
Oh, to rate them?
Yes, I think it's time.
Oh, okay.
So I'm going to rate you guys strictly off of looks.
And before I go ahead and rate this, I'm going to be very...
What was that?
Only you rating this?
You want me to do it too?
Yeah, he little me.
Hold on.
I'm worse than him.
Never mind.
I'm worse than him, nigga.
Yeah, okay.
So I'm going to go off of...
And just so you guys know, this is where most women fall.
Like 70, 80% of the females are going to fall on average.
Four is slightly below average.
Five is exactly average.
Six is a little above average.
Seven is pretty damn attractive.
Eight is model.
You're probably making money off the way that you look.
Nine, we're talking elite level.
You're making money off the way that you look.
Exceptional.
Pretty much get any guy that you want.
Ten pretty much doesn't exist.
So ten is off the scale because that's perfect.
No one's perfect.
Nine is you're pretty much monetizing your body to a degree where, or you're able to, let me say, You're able to and men of the top tier want you.
That's nine.
Eight is like you're extremely attractive.
Seven, you're hot.
Six, you're above average attractive.
And then five, you're very average.
So I'm going through here and then work my way around.
Sure.
Who wants to go first?
Me.
Are you going to Rumble?
Yes.
We're going to Rumble right now?
Tell them about Rumble.
Did we hit the threshold?
Yeah, we did.
We did?
Alright.
Alright, guys.
Rumble time, man.
Switch over to Rumble so I can do this, I guess.
Should we spin the wheel one more time?
I'll do that last.
How about that?
I'll rate the girls last.
Let's do one more spin.
We'll stay on the YouTubes for this last one.
I was ready.
He's ready?
I will.
Don't worry, I will.
I'll be honest.
What's that one?
Okay, this one says...
Did you...
hide...
your...
Let's finish it again again.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I didn't see the literally broke.
Here we go.
Green, what does that say?
How would you conduct yourself if your dad watched you for 24 hours?
Okay, so if your dad was watching you for 24 hours, how would you behave?
What would you do?
Watching you?
For 24 hours.
Let's say you had a camera feed into your house or what you were doing.
What would you do?
Read my Bible all day.
Of course.
What would you do?
I would just stay in bed.
Alright.
Boring.
I would also just stay in bed or go grab food.
So no OnlyFans?
Hell no.
Oh, so her parents don't know.
Yeah, they don't know.
They don't know.
They know now.
Gotcha now.
Alright, cool.
Gotcha, bitch!
I mean, I would just hang out with him.
No, he's watching you.
Okay, and I'm not.
From far away.
Yeah, far away.
Live stream.
fucking have twins.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, just take care of my And clean the house.
And cook dinner.
And not make content that day.
Not make content that day.
Okay.
Do you shoot content with your ex-husband?
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
You did in the past?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's why they can't separate.
What about you?
Basically the same thing I'm doing now.
I just wouldn't smoke.
Ever.
like for the day.
Wait.
You smoke weed?
Mm-hmm.
How often?
Daily.
Does it help you calm down?
I'm an extremely anxious person.
But doesn't weed make you more anxious?
No, not for me.
And it actually makes me hungry.
Okay.
What about you?
Same thing that I'm doing now.
Work, sleep, eat.
No fuck?
I haven't been fucking.
Damn.
It's cold out here.
What about you?
Just watch movies.
The whole day.
All day.
So it seems to me whenever the dad is watching, they're mad boring.
Yeah.
But when they're free and doing whatever they want, they do the worst.
All right.
We can spin it one more time and then...
Yeah.
Okay.
What are the last...
I can't see.
Three books you read?
Yeah.
What are the last three books that you read?
We'll start here.
The last three books that you read.
Three books.
This is going to be tough.
The last three books that I read?
Yes.
What?
Green Eggs and Ham.
Green Eggs and Ham.
I don't know.
I would probably be back in high school.
I did read all the diary books.
What?
The Vampire Diaries.
No.
Not the Vampire Diaries.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid, yeah.
I read all of those in high school.
That's the last book that I read in 10th grade.
Makes sense.
What about you?
I do a lot of series.
So right now I'm on the fourth wing.
I read those two books.
I'm on the third.
I just did Harry Potter and I was finishing, um, uh, A Court of Roses and Thorns.
Nice.
I literally...
All of them.
No, it's got to be new books.
I'm sorry?
It's got to be a different book.
I read all of them.
like a five six books okay so other than that um You can say nothing.
Okay, nothing.
What about you?
I read the Twilight books not too long ago.
That's it?
Yeah.
Okay.
For you?
Probably the Bible and those books that tell you motivational quotes, like affirmations.
That's what I read.
Good choice.
I don't really read books.
Okay.
For you?
I read 48 Laws of Power.
Oh, you're dangerous.
Uh-oh.
And there's another one called Art of Seduction.
I read that.
You're mad dangerous, shorty.
Oh, my God.
And then there's something called A Road Less Traveled.
Good stuff.
Okay, it is time for Rumble.
It's time for my roasting on Rumble.
You got all the turnovers?
Okay, so...
Yes.
All right, guys.
Also, do me a favor, guys.
Go follow my Instagram account.
It's FedReacts.
I know you guys are like, what the fuck?
Why is it all blacked out?
Just to keep from beginning band.
So go ahead and follow it, man.
Allegedly.
I'm going to start posting when I walk Frank and shit like that.
So, let's grow this thing.
hopefully I don't get banned again.
This is also allegedly...
Like, nigga, why?
You're brave, nigga.
Allegedly, man.
I got no Instagram.
Hey, man.
It's a new account.
Bro, this is like my 11th or 12th account now at this point, man.
So yeah, guys, follow that account, man.
I'm going to be posting on there, and I'm going to do Instagram Lives, Walkin' Frank and shit like that, so we'll grow it.
But anyway, yeah, FedReacts on there, guys.
I'm not using Myron Gaines, because niggas know what it is, I think.
And I'll get down.
I got a service that I'm using, so I think I'm alright.
We'll see if it works.
Cool.
Rumble time?
Yeah.
So we're going to switch on over to Rumble.
I think one of our panelists is a bit...
Yes.
It's fine.
Did they tell you?
I can figure.
Okay.
She's okay, but they're like, take care of her back there.
All right.
Shout out to the females in the back.
Female staff we got.
One out of ten.
How dare you.
Ladies from the request of the super chat.
All right, guys, come on over to Rumble.
Come on over to Rumble.
We already got 14,000 of you guys over there.
So we're going to probably get up into 20,000 plus.
So come on over, guys.
We're going to end the YouTube stream here.
Alright, we're good.
Okay, all right.
So she was first.
What's Rumble?
She wanted the actual roster.
Oh, Rumble is the other, it's another platform that we use, which is free speech.
The best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can say all the stuff that I want to say.
Okay, so for you, could the ladies stand up, if that'd be okay, so I can give you guys actually like a real rating here?
That's fair.
So I'm going to give you guys actually constructive criticism, so all the ladies can stand up, please.
You might find a man after this.
You guys actually want me to rate you.
You might find a man after this.
You might get your dream man.
You can take it off if you want, but you can stand up with it.
It's up to you.
They stretch.
Okay.
Okay, can everyone do a quick little spin?
You guys don't mind?
Yeah, you can take your headphones off.
It makes it easier.
Okay.
Do a little twirl.
Baby girl.
So, this is what I'll do for you ladies.
I'll give you guys a rating right now.
And then with my improvements, what I foresee that you would get if you do what I tell you.
Okay.
Fair?
I think that's pretty damn good.
That's good.
Now I'm going to give you guys the rawest assessment ever, because most guys are pussies and want to smash, so they're not going to tell you all the truth.
Damn.
Alright.
You ready?
Yeah.
Alright, I'll start with her.
Lose about 30 pounds.
You have an attractive face.
You can definitely make yourself more attractive, but you got to lose about 30 pounds, go to the gym and you'll be fine.
I think I would say you're probably around.
Because you can easily get yourself up to a 6 or a 7 if you go to the gym.
Take care of yourself.
Because you don't have an ugly face.
With you, it seems like you go to the gym.
Which is good.
I would say for you you're probably a six above average.
What's going on, yeah.
So, yeah, I would say, you know, obviously just preserve your youth as best you can.
That's really what it comes down to.
And I'm only going off looks.
I'm not going off personality here.
I'm only going off of looks because...
Let's be honest, man.
We don't give a fuck about personality.
Yeah, we don't give a fuck.
After the fact is after the fact.
Yeah, man.
So maybe if anything, I would say work on your glutes a bit more.
You can make your ass bigger.
I think you can.
So you do that.
For you, go to the gym.
I can tell you do.
But focus more on getting your ass bigger.
It's a little flat right now.
I think if you do that, you'll get up to six sevens for sure.
Which is...
And you're 35, which, you know, obviously...
And white women age worse, being honest.
Like milk.
So, you know, do everything you can to preserve your youth the most you can.
I know for white women you guys sense a wrinkle a bit sooner and stuff so and I know you have makeup on so Come on, man.
Sorry, man.
I got to, bro.
But yeah, I think if you focus on your glutes and take the gym a bit more seriously, you can easily get yourself into the 6 or 7 range even in your 30s.
For you, you need to go to the gym.
For sure.
Flat ass.
Start to take care of yourself more.
But here's the thing.
She's 19. Yeah.
She's got time.
Well, not just that she has time.
She's going to see the results pretty fucking quick because she's still young.
So, yeah.
Higher protein diet.
Go to the gym.
Do you smoke weed?
Do you do any drugs?
Keep it real.
Because I can see that your hair is thinning.
Stop vaping.
Okay.
I can already see that, like, vitality sign.
I knew you were doing something.
So, you're 19, it's not going to last forever.
Horse hair.
Like, I always tell women, like, you know, when you're 19, 20, 21, 22, like, you could get away having really bad behaviors and it doesn't fuck you up, but you're going to feel it later on in life.
So, preserve it now.
No more vaping.
Go to the gym.
Get some sun, too.
Yeah.
Get some sun.
What else?
Okay, with you, lose some weight.
I actually just gained weight.
I was 130.
Stop the cap!
I have pictures.
I gain weight after surgery.
The medicine makes me gain weight.
Oh, wow.
Hit the gym.
I'm in the gym.
Hold on.
Wait, that is bloody fro.
Yeah, but like train harder.
Well, after.
And then, um, get your t-strand.
No, I like my gap.
I don't need your help.
I got a man.
Who's your man?
I'm actually married.
I didn't want to tell my business, but I'm married.
I got a man.
Thank you.
A man.
What's his name?
A man.
Yeah, yeah.
Let them out!
And then for you, no more wigs.
No more wigs, man.
Wear your natural hair.
How long is your natural hair?
I have braids right now.
That's good.
Almost like Meek Mill braids.
Meek Mill braids is crazy.
Wear your real hair out, man.
Why do a black woman got to wear wigs?
And you've done a good job of preserving your youth to a degree.
I didn't think you were 39. Thank you.
So, it looks like you go to the gym.
Yes.
And I walk.
On the beach.
Walking is good.
It's good.
It's good.
Not enough black women go to the gym.
I never see y 'all in there.
You guys are like the legendary dogs from Pokemon.
You know when you see them and then they run?
You can't find them.
Suicide.
Yo, yeah, yeah.
Crazy, bro.
When I see black women in the gym, I'm like, what's going on here?
Hispanics.
Whites.
And that's it.
It's because of the hair.
It's because of the hair.
It's because of the hair, bro.
So just wear your natural hair, man.
You got it.
Wear your natural hair.
And then one more.
Oh, for her.
Welcome back.
Is that your natural hair?
It's not.
My natural hair.
And it's about mid-back here.
It's summer.
It's not gonna last.
Wear her natural hair.
No more wigs and all this other stuff.
And go to the gym.
Because you got a cute face.
You could definitely, you know.
Because black women never go to the gym.
Do you go to the gym?
You don't.
I just roller skate and dance.
Yeah.
All you guys should be lifting weights.
Squatting.
Lunges.
She got a fatty on her.
All that shit.
Yeah, but that shit's gonna turn into an obesity very soon.
It goes from fatty to obesity.
No, definitely.
Remember, for the young girls here in your 20s, you've got to take the steps now or else that's going to dictate how you look into your 30s.
Absolutely.
You don't want to be 30 and then start working out.
Did you work out when you were younger or did you party a lot?
I did, but then I...
19. Are you talking to me?
A couple years ago.
Too late.
All right.
So you...
So, yeah, I mean...
Now, yeah, imagine if she had taken it seriously in her 20s instead of partying, like...
Yeah.
So, yeah, and for the black women, you guys got that on your side where, you know, black women don't age as bad.
So, yeah, man, go to the gym, natural hair.
That don't crack.
Bruh Also And here's the other thing, too.
This other thing that people don't tell black women.
If you want to be able to date other men outside of the black race that have money and status, they want your natural hair.
Men prefer natural beauty all the time.
Now, here's the thing.
I know what you might say.
When I pulled some white boys before, that's fine.
Fine, you can, but if you want men to take you seriously and not as a novelty.
So they can take you seriously and out of novelty.
Because the last thing you want is for them to say, oh yeah, I gotta fuck a black girl.
It's on my bucket list.
You don't want to be that.
You want to be the black girl that they can bring you around.
They're a white family.
You can speak proper English.
You have your natural hair.
You destroy all the stereotypes when you talk.
Definitely.
80% of the time I have my natural hair out.
But unfortunately for men, I make decisions for myself.
So I'm going to wear my hair.
Protected in the summer so that it lasts and I don't have to spend too much time doing it for them.
Because I don't care about their opinion.
On my Instagram page, you'll see my natural hair, Ben's Bima IG, and you'll see me with a short haircut.
So, check that out.
Yeah, man.
My natural hair is very long and very thick.
If you guys want to have a better variety of men approaching you, better quality of men, being natural is the way to go.
Because as a black woman, and no one talks about this, There are studies out there, right, that show that black women are, like, the least desired.
And a big part of it is because of the stereotypes.
So, like, defeating the stereotypes up front will allow you more opportunity.
Like, with other men of different categories.
I know most black women don't like white guys and shit.
Fine, that's fair.
But even with higher status black men, it'll be good.
Because you can't be ratchet around higher status guys.
Like, unless you're meeting a rapper and shit.
But you don't want to be with them niggas either.
They'd be out lean and they'd be sling and shit.
Yeah, I definitely feel the difference with them because I mean my natural hair is very long like I said and very thick and I have like a fro those kinky curly tight curls and I'm a hairstylist.
So, you know, a lot of people do say things and.
So even the amount of aura my hair brings, I know when it's put away, it's not the same.
But I think every girl here at the table has the opportunity to get to a 6 or a 7. And just so you guys know, that's very high, by the way.
For me, a 7 is a girl that's extremely attractive.
I'm being very blunt and picky here.
Because you guys like to use the term 10, and it's like, bro, there's no such thing as a 10. And then a 9, you're like an IG model.
8, you're a Victoria's Secret model damn near.
Right?
So like 6-7 is where...
Yeah.
It is.
For wifing.
It is.
You don't want your chick like Yeah, nah.
Those girls belong to the streets, man.
They belong to the streets?
Monetize.
Yeah.
Right?
Because of their ego.
Women like that are not women that you want to wife up as a guy.
And the reason why is because they've received so much attention in their lifetime that it'd be damn near impossible for you to give them the amount of attention that they need to sustain.
So can I ask a question?
your time.
So if the only thing...
I have a question.
You know how pretentious these women are?
Wait, let me ask my question.
The last thing you said...
Do you know how pretentious blonde women are?
No.
Can you please break it down?
Okay.
I'll make it simple.
Average women don't think average men qualify for them.
Nah, that's not true.
Because, like, you can say, like, I didn't reach my celebrity status yet.
What do you think the average man looks like?
He's saying, like, all of them.
How much money does the average guy earn in height?
I heard that the average man earns, like, 50k if they do.
30 to 50. And then how tall?
They're like 5 '9" or something.
5 '8".
Yeah.
Most of these men are virtually invisible to most women.
See, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
It's how you treat me.
So why don't you have an average guy now?
There's plenty of them.
Yeah, come on.
I didn't say I cuffed anyone.
Yeah, that's my point.
Average woman don't like average men, bro.
Like, that's what I'm trying to explain to y'all.
Like...
Not comfortable.
So, like, when I say, like...
I mean, as in, like, average women feel they deserve better than an average man.
Most, unfortunately.
If you're a good average woman, you do deserve better.
I think it sounds like none of us know that we're average in what it sounds like.
No.
Well, he's just saying in general.
That's what you're saying.
Like some women, I see what he's saying too.
99% of women are chasing the top 10% of men.
Yeah, that's true.
So the math doesn't math.
It's not math.
Unfortunately.
That's true.
Okay, you were trying to say something?
Go ahead.
Yes, I was going to ask because you had said something about earlier, you said that beauty was the only thing that mattered.
It's the predominant thing that matters.
But now you're saying that the ones that are the best.
You don't want them.
So I'm just trying to understand.
I didn't say that.
You just said that.
Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to what I'm saying.
I said the girls that tend to be the best girlfriends are the girls that are 5, 6, 7 range at the highest end.
8s, 9s, they belong to the industry.
And what I mean by that is they don't make good wives.
Now, are there some girls out there that are extremely attractive that she can wife up?
Sure.
But typically, you're not going to find them in America.
You're going to have to go abroad to find that.
If you find a girl that's a 9 or an 8, that's going to be...
America has a pernicious social construct called feminism.
What feminism has done is it's made women think, hey, I deserve the best.
I want my equal or better, most of the time better.
And since women earn their own money, their standards have went up alongside their ability to earn money.
So the average man no longer qualifies for the average woman.
Period.
So what's ended up happening is average women are sharing the same top tier guys.
They just don't know it.
I think they know.
Well, some might have an inkling, some might know, some might not know.
But the point I'm trying to make is a majority of women are chasing a minority of the men.
And this is because of feminism.
Because now that women make their own money and they have their own ability to, I guess, provide for themselves, why do they need an average guy?
Because they're no longer average.
It's not even about the average guy.
Some of the average guys have the worst personalities.
Because you're also saying, though, you have women who had that average guy and they had no money.
So she was average, right?
And now you're giving her...
She's not average anymore when you're having to leave the house and do all that.
She's no longer an average woman.
So that's why I think there's that disconnect.
Here's the thing.
The disconnect is she actually is average.
She just doesn't know because women tend to conflate their social status and income into their sexual market value.
That's true.
Let me explain.
So a girl would be average looking.
Let's say she's a five, but she makes $100,000 per year.
She thinks now she's a seven or an eight.
But the reality is, no, she's still a five.
But a man, on the other hand, he's a five looking wise, but he makes $100,000 a year.
Now he's a six or seven.
So for men, our income increases our sexual market value.
Your income does not increase your sexual market value.
I would argue your income actually makes it harder for you to find someone.
Because now you're a five, but you're demanding a seven.
Because you make seven money.
I see.
I can see that, yeah.
And that's why so many...
This is why women that are higher earners chronically stay single.
Well, did you see, like, Sofia Villegara came out and she was like, I refuse to date anyone who makes less money than me.
And she's like, 1.3 billionaire.
And it's like, well, babes.
Yeah.
That's most women, though.
You know, so I get that.
Her, it's obviously at the highest level because she's a billionaire, but most women are like that.
Like, Cornell did a study a couple years ago, and they found that, like, women found, like, 60 or 70% of men is, like, economically unattractive.
Yeah.
And women, on average, I wrote a book about this, women want a man that makes roughly 50% more money than they do.
Yeah.
So, she makes 100K, you gotta make 150 to 200.
And the problem is that when men make that kind of money, They're typically going to go for younger, hotter girls.
They got options.
So what ends up happening is the career woman no longer suffices.
It's like, okay, why do I want to go ahead and deal with a woman that's ambitious like me and thinks like me when I could go get a girl that's younger and more attractive?
Or the other option is they do shack up with a girl that's maybe economically the same as them to a degree.
The career woman.
You know what he does?
Get some tricks on the side.
Cheats.
I'm going to cook my job.
Okay.
Nah, don't quit your job, but like just, you might have to lower your standards a little bit, man.
'Cause like,'cause you're a six record earner, so that means like already, Okay, I'm gonna stop.
I'm gonna stop working.
15% of America makes about $100,000 a year or more.
Cut that in half men and women, right?
And then half those men are married.
So what's the percentage of the other people getting some money?
We're talking, like, 5% of guys that are available, make that kind of money, and aren't gay.
Sound like we need to get rich and get a young man, guys.
And if you want it to be black, even less now.
So, but what about the young and up-and-coming freshers?
Do you really want to date a younger guy, though?
They don't want you.
Yes.
I want to.
You think they want older women?
Yes.
Please.
If they do, they be going for the other team.
For novelty.
the smash.
So ladies, To clap these cheeks.
No.
Once he wakes up.
Done with you.
I feel like men of all ages is like that.
Ladies, let me give y 'all some game real quick.
Never be a man's kink.
What's that mean?
So like, for example, let's say you have a look, right?
Like for you.
Some old white nigga from Sweden.
Oh, I want to fuck a black American woman.
I want to experience it.
That's like a kink and like a fetish he wants to experience, but it's not going to be long term.
That's why I say like it's better to just be universally attractive versus like having a look as a female because you want men to kind of look at you from more a perspective of like oh I could take her seriously right versus like if a girl has a look let's say she has a fat ass tatted up right and she's a very sexy these women tend to not get wifed up though because they have more they're kind of like think of them as like the bad boy But for the female version,
these mentally unstable women, they're great in bed, but you don't want to take them seriously.
That's the same shit.
They're fun time.
Yeah, they're fun time, but not a long time.
You want to be the long time as a female.
Yeah, they're limiting themselves to a certain amount of men that like whatever that one thing is.
That niche.
What?
Basically.
Niche was what I was gonna use, but.
So, yeah, I think, so that's why when I say like the eights and nines, they typically don't tend to be good girlfriends is because I'm talking about westernized women.
Girls that, like, bro, you meet a girl that's like 22 years old, eight or nine, she has Instagram, bro, cooked.
She's got offers.
She's getting offers from multi-millionaires.
She's getting athletes hitting her up.
She's, you know, in Dubai.
She's getting offers.
She's on yachts.
She has no appreciation for certain things.
You take her to Komodo and she's like, "I've been here before." You don't want to be with girls like that.
You don't want to be like women like that.
Trust me, we know.
Oh yeah, we know.
We know.
We know.
But either way, we wish you all the best.
You gotta lower your standards.
But you won't, so you're cooked.
Yeah, I don't think you will.
They're gonna keep their standards high.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Or, okay, you know what?
I'll tell you this.
Keep your standards high, but are y 'all cool with him having multiple girls?
Is he cool with me having brother husbands?
Nope.
And is he honest about what he's doing?
And can I do it too?
Okay, so you want him to tell you that he's fucking a girl?
If he's telling me a friend.
Do you like women?
No, she don't.
I can't blame them.
I'm convinced that women are not...
When women say they're bisexual, it's a lie.
Why?
You're doing it for the guy.
Why?
Yes.
Because you think I won't date a woman or end up with a woman?
Okay, let me ask you this.
If you had to pick one gender to be with for a second.
There's no picking.
If you had to get down on a serious relationship, would you prefer a man or a woman?
There's no preference.
That's why I'm bisexual.
Answer the question.
No, that's the whole point.
No, no, no.
Let me explain this then, because she doesn't want to lose the argument.
That's why she's taking that stance.
No, I'm being genuine.
I've been asked this many, many times.
I have dated both men and women.
There's a different relationship in each.
Which one's better?
It truly depends.
With women, communication.
Which one is better for your long-term security?
Please.
A good man.
I'm asking her.
For if I'm wanting, I don't know.
Alright, let me say it.
Maybe I can connect some dots.
Most of them that are bisexual prefer men.
Because we've asked this question to a bunch of girls that are bisexual.
Now, let me start with the fake bisexuals, then I can start with the real bisexuals.
Most of men are fake bisexuals like her, no offense.
And that's because women understand that men are attracted to other women and they think that them being bisexual...
So most girls are only bisexual because their man likes it.
But if he didn't care to have threesomes or want to have other women, most of them would not actually engage in that.
That's number one.
So most of y 'all are fake bisexuals to be attractive to men.
The second thing with bisexual women.
What I've realized with most women that are bisexual is that you guys aren't really bisexual because if you had to pick one, you would pick the man because men have to bring far more value to relationships than women do.
Because I noticed how you said, oh, well, I have a different standard.
Right?
Or a different relationship.
Yeah, I know what that standard is.
The man has to bring way more to the table than the woman does.
Because you're okay on maybe going half and half with a woman, but you're going to kind of get a bit more annoyed if you've got to go half and half on everything with a man.
I've taken care of the whole bill with a man before.
I made sure that he had his food.
How many times, though?
The bill was taken care of.
How many times, though?
Once or twice?
No, no, no, no.
Like, for months on end, I was the one paying for both our brand, both our food.
No, we would just...
It just didn't work out.
I've done these things.
I've been with broke ass niggas.
It has nothing to do with it.
What'd you do it now?
What?
Would you date a broke nigga now?
At this point in my life, I wouldn't date someone who couldn't take care of their own responsibilities.
That I can't do.
What I'm trying to say is you're going to have far less patience for an incompetent man than for an incompetent woman.
I haven't thought about it.
You might be right.
You're going to hold a guy that you're dating to a significantly higher standard than to a woman you're dating.
Yeah, I can see that.
I can see that.
Yeah, because you want a man to kind of provide more a little bit.
Yeah, I get that mentality.
So when I say women say they're bisexual or whatever, I kind of always kind of laugh because I'm like...
Women can afford to be useless.
Men can't.
Women can absolutely be useless in a relationship and still get bi.
Men can't.
If a woman's beautiful enough, where do you think the whole ditzy, blonde, bimbo, where does that come from?
It's a stereotype that's etched in reality.
Women that tend to be beautiful tend to be useless.
But men, on the other hand, no matter how handsome you are, you still can't be useless.
You have to do something.
Your looks are not going to take you as far as a man.
We're not getting into clubs for free no matter how handsome we are.
We're not going to get anything paid for us no matter how handsome we are.
And if it does happen, it's far and few between.
We can't make a living off it.
As a woman, though, you're beautiful.
You can make a living off that and still be a bimbo.
When a woman's bisexual, what that really means is I'm okay with dating women and men, but I'm still going to hold men to their traditional standards versus women like, eh, it's just fun.
Yeah.
Because women can be fairly useless in a relationship and still get far, but men can't.
Like, if a guy doesn't provide, it's a matter of time.
Like you said, I've supported guys before.
That's true.
Women will do it.
But there's always a clock on it.
How long?
Always a clock on it.
But like for men, right?
No guy says, man.
Aw, man.
Yeah, I'll support a woman, but, like, bro, it's a club, man.
You guys got to just understand, it's a part of the...
It's like, if you're with a chick, like, it's kind of inferred that you're supposed to be a provider.
Also, if you're gonna argue that point, the guy that wants to, like, take care of them, they actually are broke or they need help.
So it's not the same type of conversation because those guys need the help from you.
We don't hold you until financial burden of performance, but you guys kind of do hold it on us.
Yeah.
Like, and if you, and if we don't, You're going to start to grow resentment towards us.
And leave.
And leave at some point.
Maybe for a month, you can support us.
Two months, maybe even a year.
But at some point, I'm like, damn, you're such a bitch ass nigga.
Why do I got to pay for everything?
Versus like for men, we're not like that.
We're designed to provide for women.
Y 'all get a little resentment.
Y 'all be game a little bit.
Well, no, no, no.
We get resentment when you don't obey us when we take care of you.
That's the problem.
If you obey us...
That's crazy work.
You'd be surprised how many women don't obey men that take care of them.
So everything obey by Yeah, but a lot of women don't do that, though.
A lot of them don't.
DPG thing, again.
If you're paying all the bills, what do I have to worry about?
Wake up, bills.
Chris, don't forget your Henny at the AA meeting.
What are we doing?
I know.
Question.
Have a providing man, incredible life, answers to delete all your socials, quit work, and serve him and his home.
Would you?
So you have a man that provides, incredible lifestyle, he answers to delete all your socials and quit work.
Delete.
Would you do it?
Hell yeah.
Would you do it?
Incredible man, good life.
What'd you do?
OnlyFans 2?
What?
Would you?
Provider, lifestyle, everything you want.
Would you?
Absolutely.
Heartbreak.
That doesn't know.
As long as I get my phone still, I can still call my friends, right?
So that's why guys get resentful is because women don't obey them.
If he's taking care of you and you'll be a man, bro, ain't nobody going to complain, but it's because women don't.
That's when they get annoyed.
That's crazy.
But again, lower your standards or stay single.
But you can stay single, so it's fine.
Damn!
We got a chapter of Bills or no?
Yeah.
And DPG thing.
Shout out to you, bro.
Yeah, because provider men are going to want something in exchange.
At least.
More than that.
But you got to find them first.
Mo, just wanted to point out that you're now so fat, we can see your titties through your sweaters.
Oh, the chat didn't say Mo.
I get it.
Oh.
Got it.
Fresh updates.
This is who's calling Chris fat.
Nigga, you look like Chris, but with a wig.
They're acting out.
Oh, man.
You want to respond to him or no?
You can say whatever you want, actually.
We're on Rumble now.
Fresh updates?
Laura, roast them back.
I can't roast somebody that's called fresh updates.
Tell him he's a fag.
I don't know.
It's gay as fuck.
Ow!
Alright.
She said you're gay.
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah, make it stop smoking.
You sound like you're about to save it out of the city.
Preston Dates is the only one.
He's the only hating ass.
He has way too much time.
He has way too much time on his hands.
He needs to get the fuck off.
Shout out to DPT thing with 150.
Oh my god, bro.
Shout out to DPT thing.
Yo, who is that?
No, you're not tripping.
Yo, who is that?
Yeah, he gifted 50 subs three times.
That's 150 days.
Oh, shit.
Nah, he's a real nigga.
You're not.
She's talking about Fresh Updates.
He's talking about Fresh Updates.
Yo, dude, shout out to him, bro.
Why's your voice gone?
So, because I just spent four days in Miami Beach, swim week.
Of course.
Fashion shows, screaming, yelling, not getting sleep.
Yo, it's kind of funny though.
That nigga gave her the Batman voice, bro.
I've seen so many comments about smoke another one.
So I was kind of expecting that.
Yo, DPD thing is killing it, bro.
Shout out to you.
Your boy Lem, either that's a dude, crackhead, or a sea snake.
No, I'm your mom.
Yo, your boy Lem.
Official ratings for the ladies started from Michael Blackson.
What the fuck?
Nutty Professor, peanut butter edition, negative one.
Erica beat Voodoo.
She startled the devil, negative three.
Retarded Eva Mendes, expired, negative two.
The Conjuring, expired OF, yuck, negative four.
He's rating us, apparently.
Transformers, auto-cocks, roll out.
What?
What does that mean?
He's calling you Transformers.
Coconut Thief.
What does that even mean?
And then Sea Snake, dude, crackhead, negative six.
Who's who?
Who's who, though?
So you started here.
Oh, so I'm Nutty Professor?
Yeah, she's Erica.
Eva Mendes, retarded.
Erica Voodoo.
I'm retarded Eva Mendes.
Got it.
Yeah.
Curd.
And then the conjuring.
That's wild, bro.
That's me.
And then transform.
Damn, man.
Okay, nigga.
Ma 'am, give a little F. You're overused and wasted your value on being a public urinal?
You have too much time on your hands.
What I'm trying to say is, you are beyond expired.
The plague.
But let me introduce you to your old friend, The Wall.
What the fuck, nigga?
Yo, your boy, you crazy, bro.
I have no idea.
Grimly.
Ready for Myron.
Cool.
Aedria.
Two.
Cornbrisha.
Two.
What the fuck?
Bella Swan, 5. Dixie Bunny Blue, 4. Jennifer Lopez, 3. Obamonica, 3. Pastelito, 3. Look who even wrote it.
Oh, please.
Freshers Balls is back?
Oh, shit, nigga.
Honest opinion, ladies.
Is there such a thing as too big?
Selena.
Yes.
Always.
Keep them big dicks away from us.
Really?
Yes.
I'm honestly saying like...
Get them fresh.
Get them fresh.
Selina, we're taking you out to get tacos and then back to the crib, just so you know.
We're control, and if you scream, the big homie will only go deeper.
Prepare yourself, your night of ecstasy is on me.
Hey, Fresh, you getting down like that?
Yeah, no, she got a man.
Ayo, Fresh.
She got a friend, man.
No, he's not.
That nigga's friend zone, bro.
He's trapped in another realm.
He goes match one day.
How long has he been friends with you?
Fresh, she got a chance.
Yo, chill, nigga.
Wrong.
W for bringing back the wheel.
It's been years.
I know.
Shout out to you, Arc Lightning.
Good point.
I see you.
Hey, guys, we're going to be doing more themed shows like this.
We're going to switch it up.
Keep it fresh and entertaining.
Keep it fresh and fit.
Uncle...
Thank you.
If women are equal to men, and just as smart as men, then why do you need to ask us for your rights?
Why don't you just take them?
Overthrow the government and take your rights.
America is a clown world.
Okay, well.
What are you talking about?
That's so old school.
Yeah, it's fine.
He sent it like in the beginning.
He sent it before.
He assumed that one of you guys would be a feminist.
Yo, Chris, stop inviting drug addicts.
I mean, the one in the middle.
Man, that's my thought, man.
Chris, here's a bottle of Henny to bring.
To your AA meeting, stay lit, bro.
I don't know.
He's one of the supporters, man.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to him.
Lombardo says, in therapy all your life and you still lost your man.
Shit is a fugazi.
Get your money back, nigga.
You have anything you want to say to Lombardo?
Lombardo with the bums.
I have nothing to say to this bum ass.
Still couldn't hit it, bitch.
Okay, who's up next?
That's it.
Alright, last thoughts?
Alright, let's get last thoughts from the ladies.
Thank you for coming to the show.
We'll start here.
How was it for you?
Hate it, love it.
Any comments?
I loved it.
And this was my first time doing something like this.
Oh, really?
Good stuff.
You were terrible.
What about you?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
You feel better?
I feel better.
I'm tired.
I'm so tired.
It's been such a long day.
It's such a long week.
Wait, how do you puke for being tired, though?
I have a migraine.
What?
Okay, girl.
Say bless.
But, exactly.
I'm blessed.
I'm grateful for the opportunity.
That part, I need to eat better, drink some water.
Bro, migraines is like almost always tied to bad diet, bro.
Exactly.
And hydration.
And I've been eating terrible this week.
I was eating all y 'all snacks.
What do you eat?
McDonald's and Hot Cheetos No I don't eat Fast food I don't eat fast food It was like Pasta that I had And it was very greasy Oh You know what I've noticed about women?
They don't drink water, bro.
At all.
I've noticed this about women now, man.
Like, yo, y 'all don't be drinking water, bro.
They drink tequila.
They drink electric water.
Bro, they'll pee be yellow as fuck, and they don't drink water.
No, that's not true.
Exactly, who pee was yellow as fuck?
Because they're not hydrated.
I just know.
But the thing is, with women, it's like, if you give them, like, oh, can I have some water?
You give them some water?
Bro, they take two sips and they leave the full cup there.
Lemon never drink water, bro.
That's true, actually.
It's tequila or vodka.
That might be common.
Lemon does not drink water, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
I've realized this.
I've learned it.
They don't drink water.
But anyway.
DPG thing in the building.
Oh, my God.
I've seen people drink water.
It's like damn near bodybuilders or athletes.
Other than that, y 'all don't drink water, bro.
Fresh is jungle.
Oh, it's jungle.
Okay, you missed the wedding in Barbados.
All good, though.
You an elephant, bro.
Wife was on the pod a while ago.
Haitian Beauty.
Shout out to Mo and Bills.
I remember who you are now.
Jungle.
Shout out to you, brother, for supporting.
Shout out to you, man.
Dude, he's a good supporter, man.
Shout out to him.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got to come down.
He's up in North Florida somewhere.
Yeah, pull up, bro.
Whenever you want.
All right.
What's up?
Oh, yeah.
Last thoughts on the show.
Yeah.
How was it for you?
How much do you hate us?
10 out of 10. No, it was really insightful.
It really was.
Like, as much as I was giving you guys a hard time.
Yeah.
How dare you?
This guy.
She gave me a one.
He's cool, right?
He's chill.
See, I was a one.
These are not bad.
No, she gave him a one.
I did that.
You should already.
She gave me a two, then, or some shit.
I said, like, a four.
A four?
Yeah.
All right, that's fine.
Below average, I'll take that.
Yo, Martin, thanks for letting me drive the Lambo the other day, man.
You're fine.
I still drive my 2200, man.
You stupid.
I'm kind of a Jew.
I ain't gonna lie.
Myron, don't mess it up.
Don't mess it up, man.
I just don't spend dreidels in...
Well, definitely a smarter.
Yeah.
What about you?
Oh, shit.
It was great.
I just walked in for shows for swim week and I You gonna get back with your guy now?
You should probably get back with him, man.
But, you know, I probably had to come here, you know, to get humbled a little bit after this week.
So thanks, guys.
I mean, honestly, you guys got two kids together.
He makes money.
You're attracted to him.
Like, bro, if you're not happy a little bit, like, get a hobby.
Like, get a hobby and then, like, and stay with him.
I'm serious.
Yeah, I was like, you have technically a hobby.
I have hobbies, lots of them.
But, you know, it's cool.
We're friends.
Alright.
Alright, well, wish you the best on that.
By the way, DPG with another 100.
Hey, shout out to you, bro.
Guys, by the way, Chris owes you a stream for the AA meeting.
Mine does as well for the chicken and waffles.
Is that where I'm gonna go?
In the hood.
I know a perfect spot.
I gotta figure out what restaurant I gotta go to.
No, I know a perfect spot.
It's called Chicken in the Hood.
Is it really called that?
No, no.
What's the name of that spot?
Overtown?
The chicken spot.
Yeah, yeah.
It's by the highway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That spot, nigga?
Yo.
Bro, you need security.
Bro, you need security, bro.
I was gonna go to South Carolina Run.
That's in the hood, too.
Nah, that's coming, bro.
But no, where niggas gonna be at?
What was it?
Hooks Lake.
Niggas with a set of Corn Lake.
I think it was Hook and Run.
What's the crack?
Chill that.
Alright, we'll go there, then.
Oh, shit.
But we need security, though.
I'm gonna bring him a copy of that book.
Never mind, bro.
Can we think of another idea?
You know what you should do?
What?
You should wear...
No, no, no, no.
Fresh!
Actually, let me know.
You should dress as a police officer.
And walk in there.
No, that's fine.
That's a little better.
Bro, that's the worst idea ever.
No, depending on your defense.
Dang, that's a crime.
Oh, it is.
My bad.
My bad.
Never mind.
Okay, what about you?
I like talking with everyone.
I thought it was a good experience.
Oh, you talk a lot?
I can tell.
She'll listen to him.
He didn't say much.
Yeah, she'll listen to him.
Well, this is like my first time doing something like this, so it was a little nerve-wracking.
I thought it was really fun.
This makes you more nervous than being naked on the internet?
Come on, man.
Like, alone in a room, taking her own pictures, probably, right?
Alone.
It's just, it is completely different.
It, I mean, it's...
Are we that scary?
People say...
Oh my god.
If anything, did you hear anything or no?
I did, I did, I did.
What'd they tell you?
Don't go on.
What'd they say?
That you don't like women, you're a misogynist, that you're gonna get roasted like that.
Misogyny!
How dare you!
Misogyny, what else did they say?
How dare you!
Might make you cry?
That your show already got cancelled.
You know what's crazy?
We're gonna get cancelled!
Oh no, hold on.
After we go back on Instagram, They don't see the clips anymore.
We got banned on Instagram.
Instagram isn't real, bro.
Instagram is the biggest cap app.
Instagram is real.
You think Instagram's real?
I don't think.
I think it's real.
Hold on, hold on.
What do you mean by it's not real?
Okay, so someone that has like a million followers on Instagram?
A lot of them can be just bots.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I know that.
For example, if you got a million subscribers on YouTube, I know you got a real audience.
Absolutely.
But if you have one million on Instagram, it'd be capped most of the time.
I know that'cause I, there's, you know, there's ways to check which accounts have, you know, fake, Yeah, I mean you can always check the bots and shit, but the point is that TikTok, Instagram, I don't consider them real platforms.
If people are on there, like, oh, I'm big on Instagram, I'm like, bro, nobody knows or gives a fuck who you are.
We brought girls on the show.
They got 510M on Instagram.
Nobody knows who they are.
Nobody knows.
I know some girls like that.
It's a finesse.
What about you?
It was good.
It was nice.
Thank you for coming.
I think y 'all could be a little nice.
Sometimes.
Oh my god, who the hell cares?
Yeah, where are you from?
Are you Trinidadian?
I agree.
I agree.
No, I said I agree with you.
Oh, that Chris is the meanest?
Yeah, Chris is the meanest.
That nigga ain't even here, bro.
He in the bathroom.
Yeah, both taking a shit.
You said what?
No, my family's from Sudan.
I'm Sydney's.
What about you?
I hate the Jews.
It was really funny.
Everybody's funny.
Did they say they were racist?
Really, nigga?
I didn't hear that.
Oh, okay.
Just that they were misogers?
Yeah.
Did they tell you they were racist?
I saw some of the comments.
Black people?
Black women?
He's from Sudan.
Yeah, but I still hate blacks.
It was supposed to be funny.
We're comedians, by the way.
That was easy.
This is a comedy skit.
Yo.
I promise you that was comedy.
But next time I come back, I'm not bringing this wig, lace.
Please don't.
Bring the natural hair.
That's what I like.
Okay, yo.
Jungle.
Shout out to you, bro.
You fucking...
Oh my god.
Shout out to you, bro.
That's support, bro.
Niggas want three countries?
Okay.
Real quick, Chris.
Alright, fine.
Go do it.
Ladies.
Alright.
Small game here.
Pretty simple.
Name three countries.
Can you name three countries?
You can't name USA, Canada or Mexico.
Okay.
You can't repeat whatever you said before you.
Or where you're from.
Or where you're from.
So we'll start here.
Three countries?
Yeah.
We can't help.
So, oh, she started first?
Okay, go ahead.
Three countries, you got this.
Germany.
Okay.
Two more.
Pakistani.
Oh, Germany, Pakistan.
Kenya, Liberia.
Okay, you got it.
Thank you.
Good job on Germany.
Oh my God.
It's my favorite country.
This is a comedy skit, by the way.
In 1941.
Not anymore, but like in the 40s.
All right, what about you?
Two countries.
I don't want to get it wrong because y 'all are so mean, so I'm just going to shut up.
Dang, y 'all can't do it anyway.
You can do it.
We got time today.
To roast me.
Yeah, skip it.
No, no, no, no.
You got this.
No.
Come on, man.
If you don't do it.
Yeah, and if I get it wrong, they still got to talk shit anyway.
You from that table, you don't know it's like 190 countries.
But it's better trying, though.
It's better trying.
You got it.
You don't know your neighbors?
Okay, I've been people proud of you.
You got this.
Come on, man.
I'm good.
Skip and come back.
she can't say that We're waiting for her.
Oh, me.
No, no, no.
At least try.
Goddamn.
You got this.
My three countries.
Oh my god!
Something.
My bad.
Yeah, we got time off.
I got all day, nigga.
Me too.
Shit.
I got no job.
I don't know where to go.
Get her ass, man.
Yeah, get her ass.
What do you mean?
What am I supposed to do?
Just keeping you all here.
No, y 'all keeping us all here.
Nah, nigga.
It's not you, nigga.
No, it's you.
You forced me.
I don't want to do it.
You triggered my trap card!
There ain't no way she married, bro.
There ain't no way, man.
No way.
You don't know my life.
Thank God.
Next.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
You don't know my life.
That nigga there for the benefits.
That nigga there for
the benefits I don't
wanna be here!
You can leave you and your lupus, nigga.
Dumbass hoe.
Let's get ready to rumble!
How are we?
She said new kid knew me.
W. Chris, man.
She literally said, new kidney to me, nigga.
I got a second chance at life, bitch.
Listen, man.
I was trying to be nice, but whatever.
All right.
What about you?
Oh, man.
Tough one for me.
I don't know if this is one or not, but Bosnia.
Okay.
Two more?
Did someone say Cambodia?
No.
And I'm stuck with everything in life.
You can do it.
You just graduated high school, bro.
No, no.
Just go.
I got this.
She's going downstairs.
One more.
Tell her I'm going downstairs.
You said we can't stay camp?
Yeah, have no.
We'll take her down.
Yeah, okay.
You should be downstairs in the bed.
It was like the only ones that I could think of.
I can't think of the last one.
Yeah, just tell her what you want.
Travel to.
I haven't gone anywhere.
Come on, man.
You got this.
Don't let these niggas make fun of you and say she's only fans and she don't got no brain.
Facts.
I said two.
One of you guys ordered some dogs, right?
No?
None at all?
He always said I don't like them.
Oh, he's friendly though.
He don't bite.
I promise.
He's not Pitbull, man.
This ain't Hylia.
Brexit.
Okay.
One more.
So I'm going to say Jamaica?
I think I kind of hinted at it, but she didn't say it.
What about you?
Frank, sit.
I have no idea where she sits.
Say what am I going to be?
Egypt.
Morocco.
Allah Akbar!
What about you?
I might fuck this up.
Turkey.
New Zealand.
All right.
You got this.
China, Spain, France.
Cuba, Mexico, Mexico or Cuba?
Because you're from there.
Yeah, and you need it.
Two more.
To the mic louder.
You got this.
Asia?
Okay.
One more.
And North Korea.
All right.
Is that a country?
W-A-Z, yeah?
W-A-Z, maybe I should be a country.
But I give you credit for North Korea.
That's real niggas land.
Niggas got no rights, bro.
Alright, man.
W Show.
We got another one for you guys on Wednesday.
Wednesday?
I'll be back with a debrief tomorrow at 5pm.
Cover the Diddy Trial.
I might have Scott Ritter on, guys, so we'll see what happens.
And then we'll be back on Wednesday with some lovely ladies and a Zoom call and Womanizer Wednesday.
And then Thursday we got a Zoom call for Tech.
So guys, Castle Club members, you're blessed, man.
going on the path A to Z, how to curb the AI invasion and learn how to make money with tech.
FedReacts.
It's on there.
It's completely black, but I promise it's me.
Love you guys.
We'll be back tomorrow, 5 p.m. for the debrief and then for Fresh and Fit, 8 p.m.