Actually speaking, we're going to cover today Chatsy Pity vs.
Girls.
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
*Music* *Music* What did you do?
*Music* How many cares bro?
Get out!
Get out!
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Go put your shoes on outside you don't got to put them on in here Let's try this again.
Welcome, everybody, to Access Miami.
Thank you so much for being on our show, Fresh.
Thank you, Chris.
Fresh and white.
Thank you, Chris, for producing our show today.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, ladies, for coming all the way out here from Vegas to hang out with us.
So actually speaking, guys, the sub number was hit, 5K.
I have to go to therapy.
Fuck!
This is part of the process.
So the idea is I'm going to bring out somebody on the show to give me life lessons about specific therapy.
So it's going to be funny as hell.
5K subs.
Probably fight our necks.
We're pretty good.
But Myron's actually in New York right now doing the Diddy case live as he goes to court.
So go check it out on Myron Games X. That is some crazy shit.
A lot of crazy shit, bro.
Cassie and Diddy, that is messed up.
Yeah, I think he might be guilty.
FBI, open up!
You think he might be guilty?
Nah, he is.
But he could be a homosexual.
I'm not sure.
It's a possibility.
We're still up in the air.
I don't want to see evidence.
But we're doing a subathon on Friday.
Myron should be back in town by then.
And, of course, vlogs as well coming on my channel.
But, Chris, go ahead.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to the girls.
Shout out to you, Michael and Rollo.
Well, Swallow Tomasi.
Shout out to Bills and Moe.
Swallow!
Yeah, guys, so recently, no, me and I had a good time with Fresh on this podcast the other day, Monday.
You had a good time in Chinatown, too.
No.
It's my Chinatown.
Your fingers smell weird when I shook your hand earlier.
What's going on there?
Smell like some mooshy pork.
What was going on?
Listen, I didn't wash my hands, okay?
I had to get paid for it.
So anyways, no, no, not really though.
But other than that, hold on.
Let me go with an auspice real quick.
Sheesh.
Guys, 7k subs, I just talked to Fresh earlier and I said, hey, you know what?
Instead of going to the Alcohol Anonymous meeting, let's bring the meeting over here.
So we may invite someone to come over here on air to actually try to get me to stop drinking alcohol.
Will it happen?
I don't know.
That'll be hilarious.
But she can try or he can try.
But other than that, let's have a great show.
All right.
And thank you for that, Chris.
So we're going to do the intros and hop into the topic.
So we'll start with ladies.
Welcome to the show.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
Welcome back to the show.
Name, age, what we do for a living.
Hi, I'm Brianna.
She belongs to the streets.
I didn't even tell you what I do.
Yeah, but everyone knows.
We kind of know.
Okay, I'm 21, and I do OnlyFans.
Where are you from?
I'm from Boston, but I just moved to Miami.
What did you say, Chris?
What?
None.
Oh.
And then, what do you do for work?
Full-time?
Only OnlyFans?
Only OnlyFans.
Trying to give our way out.
Highest education level?
Dropout.
So nothing?
Nothing.
Damn.
Terrible.
No high school diploma?
No.
No.
Just OnlyFans.
OnlyFans.
Ethnic background?
Yes.
OnlyFans have a diploma.
What's your background?
Graduated from university.
Ethnic background?
I'm Brazilian and Portuguese.
Cool.
Dating status?
Dating status?
I'm single.
Birth control?
No.
Parents together?
No.
Alright, thank you.
And then last but not least.
Your body count.
My body count, if I'm being honest, I do not...
It's over 9,000!
You don't remember?
Do you?
I don't...
You're 21 years old.
I hate when people ask me this question.
What do you think?
I go out, have sex, go home, and write this down in my diary?
No, but what we do think is it would be an integer that's below 100, and so you might be able to remember it.
Like you remember your phone number.
I barely remember my phone number.
I have the worst memory ever, I can't lie.
Do you smoke weed?
No.
I don't have to know, but I'm just curious.
In your mind, you can't think of a number.
You're 21 years old.
Yeah.
Ballpark?
Round it off?
Like, shit.
I don't want to say a number and then I'm like totally off.
Like, I really don't know.
I don't keep counting.
Let's talk about Boston only.
The IRS is not going to audit you.
What's the number in Boston?
The number in Boston?
Maybe like 40. In Boston?
And then here?
Okay, so you forgot how many.
Okay, I got it.
I understand.
That's awesome.
Speaking of numbers, so recently some guy met you in Paris right after the club, right?
Because, you know, we went out to the club and then after you guys went home, apparently you guys went on a shopping spree.
Some guy rattled out and met you guys.
You see my new bracelet?
My new LV bracelet?
Wait, wait, tell me.
How much money did he spend?
Alright, so a little backstory.
The other night, I got out the club, went to Brickville City Center, and just started talking to guys on the street.
And we asked, which one's gonna spend money on us?
So, the one out of the three said he'll, you know, spend some money on us for a threesome.
And how old was he?
I don't know.
Maybe 22?
He was young, yeah, and it's usually the older guys, but no, he was young.
He's from Arizona, he wasn't from here.
Okay.
So maybe that's why.
So what happened next?
So we stalled for three hours until the mall opened, and then we went to the mall, spent a thousand each, so two grand in total for him.
I'm wearing this LV bracelet he bought me, $400.
And then he also gave us cash.
We dropped him off at the hotel, and then I went home and slept.
Oh.
Wait, after the threesome?
No.
Oh, okay, got it.
Just checking.
Bay and Switch, you just match it?
Nah.
No, no, bro.
Hold on.
Or do you not remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably.
Nah, I would hope I remember that.
But, no.
No, she's not kissing and telling, bro.
Was he white?
He was...
I don't know what he was.
He was, like, light-skinned?
He was, like, Brazilian, probably.
No, he was not Brazilian.
Probably.
Crypto money.
Makes sense.
Okay.
Welcome back to the show.
What about you?
Name, age, we do for a living.
Hi, I'm Chelsea.
Hey, everybody.
I'm a senior merchandise planner for an online retailer.
I am also a pole fitness instructor.
I am also a firearms instructor.
So shout-out to Pew Pew Life.
Ladies, don't be a victim.
I'm 33 years old.
My dating status is...
I'm 33. Go ahead, press the button.
My dating status is...
I'm single, but I do have a crush on somebody.
Still single?
I have a crush on somebody, though.
What's his name?
Does he shoot?
I'm scared.
I don't want to get rejected.
I mean, it's too late, bro.
He'll probably go over to you.
What's your favorite firearm?
Like, my everyday carry?
Or my favorite firearm?
AR-15.
Like an AR-15?
That's my favorite firearm.
AR-15 pistol.
She's not even white and angry or an incel or anything.
Pistol version.
AR-15 pistol.
Yeah, AR-15 pistol.
You're talking about the 9mm upper that they put on there with the...
The 5.56 upper.
Okay.
A pistol.
Oh, that's right.
300.
I would say, to be exact, 300 blackout AR-15 pistol.
Okay.
It's my favorite firearm altogether.
That means they took the stock off.
Is that what you're talking about with the pistol?
No, you have the brace on.
Okay.
You can't have the stock unless you SBR it.
Okay.
Nice.
And then what do you carry with you?
My everyday carry is...
I personally like PSA dagger.
It's kind of like basically the Glock 19 clone, but cheaper to me.
So, you can always modify the trigger.
I modified my trigger, so that's my everyday carry.
Holds 15 rounds plus one.
I'm a firearms instructor!
And I'm certified.
Wait, so, Michael.
That shit fits in your purse.
So, a black middle-aged woman with a clock?
Fuck that shit, bro.
Hey, nigga!
Why you home out late?
I'm not emotional.
Okay.
What about parents together still?
No, but my mother remarried and she's been with my stepfather for over 25 years.
Wow.
Okay.
Birth control?
No.
And body count?
I don't want to say.
Okay.
Ballpark figure.
More than 50?
Less than 50?
Less than 50. Okay.
You look judgy and then now look at her.
I don't even remember.
Like you say, less than 50. Do you know how that makes fresh feel when you say things like that?
I should know.
Wait, what?
Come on, man.
You're funny, bro.
Thank you.
What about you?
My name's Monique.
I work in management, and I'm doing my master's in psychology part-time as well.
Cool.
Which part of psychology?
Just general psychology.
Okay.
Have you studied any evolutionary psychology?
I'm doing history of psychology right now.
It's really interesting because I meet a lot of people who are getting their bachelors and masters and they don't go over.
It's like two paragraphs on EvoPsych and it's probably the most important part of psychology.
Wow.
And they just don't discuss it.
It's hard to find a university that has a department.
There's only like four major universities that have departments in evolutionary psychology and it is all psychology is in evolutionary psychology.
Also, how old are you?
I'm 34. Yo, she was like, I'm middle-aged.
What's your background?
I'm Colombian ethnicity, but I grew up in Massachusetts and then I lived in North Carolina for several years, lived in Atlanta for four years and moved here two years ago.
Atlanta?
Oh, she like black niggas, bro.
She like niggas.
You'll have to answer that.
Okay, so...
Highest education level?
You said, are you doing...
I'm doing my master's.
Master's?
Okay, cool.
And then, dating status?
Single.
Damn, 34?
Yeah.
It's tough.
It is.
Parents together or no?
Yeah.
And then, of course, birth control?
No.
No?
And last but not least?
Body count?
I don't know.
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know.
She doesn't have sex.
Skip is asking me another question.
All right.
Okay.
Approximately 50 or above.
Below.
Below?
49. Not below.
30. Below.
Below.
Okay.
You know what?
Blowjobs.
How many blowjobs do you have?
You know, the CDC actually counts that.
Absolutely.
No way.
It counts as a sexual part.
CDC counts as a body.
Yeah, blowjob counts as a body.
It's so funny.
There's this one study.
I saw it one time.
They asked men if getting a blowjob from a woman is cheating.
And something like 68% of men said, no, it wasn't cheating.
If your girlfriend gives a blowjob, is that cheating?
It was like 97%.
Of course!
Yes, it is cheating.
Of course.
Chelsea, sorry, what's your background again?
My background, Sac Passe, May 18th, shout out to the Haitians!
Shout out to you.
Hey, highest education, Chelsea.
Bachelor's degree.
From where?
Florida International University.
FIU.
FIU.
I forgot, the Bulls, the Knights?
Panthers.
The Panthers, that's what it is.
She's certified.
What about you?
What was the first question?
Name?
My name is Drayda Levine.
Yes, I do.
How old are you?
I'm 26 years old.
What do you do for work?
I'm a porn star.
See, I told you.
Commercial or OnlyFans?
I do porn, I do commercial, I'm on Pornhub, obviously, and then I do OnlyFans as well.
Oh, she fucked up.
I'm 22. I did.
My first threesome.
First threesome ever?
Yeah, I like to document my sexual journey, so that's all I want.
Well, first documented threesome.
No, no, it was my first.
I like it all.
I like when someone asks who's your first threesome, I could be like, let me just pull it up.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you pull up?
Never mind.
I don't want to know.
It's on my Twitter.
Two guys or two girls?
It was me, Adam, 22, and Lena.
Adam, 22. You can't escape from this motherfucker.
I'm guessing you're on Plug Talk, right?
Of course I'm on Plug Talk.
So you're doing Plug Talk.
Are you nervous at any point?
Because there's no transition.
For anybody who hasn't seen it, just imagine a guy and a girl.
You can see the...
We have full episodes on Twitter, and they're having a conversation, Lena and Adam, and then they just fuck the guests.
Like, there's no transition.
They just get up.
They just stand up, and then they just fuck the guests.
Lena and Adam, yeah.
That's what she's talking about.
Wait, so they do a podcast talking, so just you and I are doing a podcast.
Yeah, you and me.
And then we start fucking.
Yeah, and then it's just like, let's say me and my girlfriend were doing a podcast, and we're interviewing a girl, and then there's no like, alright, let's take off her.
They just get up and just start fucking her right there on the couch.
I have a question.
Everything I do is very consensually safe.
I'm very tested and I love sex, so I practice safe sex.
Again, I would argue girls in that industry are more tested than girls not in the industry.
You wouldn't argue, that's the truth.
100%.
So it's a lot safer, so to speak.
There's your clip.
It's safer to fuck the porn stars.
And it's a better time, too.
Okay.
That was supposed to be funny.
Never mind.
Okay.
Dating status?
Single.
Okay.
Education level?
Highest one?
High school.
And then, of course, birth control?
No.
You know.
I do pull and pray.
Oh, my Lord.
And then body count?
Well, last week I said it was 400 probably for fucking around there, and then blowjobs around 550.
I'd say it has increased by sex, five bodies, and then seven blowjobs.
I can't do math, but hopefully you guys can.
I'm just so confused.
Since I was on here last time.
A week ago.
This is why I'm a little confused.
In that industry, there's more women than men.
Right?
Is it possible you had sex with the same guy in the industry more than once?
Oh, it's usually like that, honestly, especially for...
That's why I'm saying 550, like, you don't, like, if there's that many dudes you would work with?
I love sex, so I also do it in my personal life, too.
We all believe that you love sex.
I absolutely believe that.
But my point is, so it's your personal life as well.
Yeah.
Because I know, because the thing, I live in Vegas, and I know a lot of girls, and they started in studio porn, and they would only work with four guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, that whole time.
So, like, even though they were doing porn, their body count would not be, you know, 400.
And that's why I was asking.
I just thought it was interesting.
No, I definitely like to work hard, play hard.
Okay.
Wait.
Interesting.
You said increase from the last podcast we did.
A week ago.
Five.
She increased by five.
Wait, was it somebody I know?
I plead the fifth.
I don't kiss.
I'm a good girl.
I don't kiss and tell.
She's coming up like the stock market.
I got to ask this question because we asked this on the girls on the show.
Do you make a distinction between the people you work with and the people you just have sex because you want to have sex with them?
Of course, of course.
I definitely am very like...
Honestly, actually, I love them all.
Do you like, for your body count, do you try to, because some of the girls will say, well, you know, I work in the industry, so there's 400 people that I've had sex with, but I've only really been with three guys outside of the industry.
I've probably been with, in the industry, only about 25 guys.
25 official bodies.
I think this industry found her.
I don't think it's the other way around.
And then if you do lesbian sex, that subtracts a body.
Oh, I didn't count girls.
I didn't count girls there.
Yeah, you lose a body.
Every time you hook up with a girl, you lose a body.
I joined the industry because I love sex.
So if you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life.
Again, I believe everything she's saying.
That's amazing.
Props to you.
I can't do it.
What about you?
Welcome back.
Hey, y 'all.
I'm Fab.
I go by Fab.
I'm a tattoo artist and a body piercer.
I'm currently working on my bachelor's in nursing.
How old are you?
I'm 32. Damn.
Yeah, right?
Dating status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Highest educational level.
We say you're working on your bachelor's?
Yeah.
And then, of course...
That is the funniest status.
The smoke alarm is the funniest status.
Are your parents together or no?
Yeah, my parents are still together.
Awesome.
And then birth control?
Yes.
And then, of course, body count.
Can I just say three?
I'll believe her.
Thank you.
How dare you, bro?
I'll believe her.
What are you talking about?
A girl has a three body count and now we're insulting her.
That's so judgy.
That's so judgy.
You believe her?
Maybe.
I don't have any reason to not believe her.
Except for being female.
But even if it's not three, if it's six or nine, it's still lower than most.
Props to you.
Welcome back.
What about you?
My name is Fiji.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I'm 26. What do you do for work?
Alternative healer and an artist.
Wait, what does that mean?
Terrible products and therapy.
Not weed.
I don't sell weed.
Do you smoke weed?
I'm a healer, gosh.
No.
No more anxiety.
That gives me anxiety sometimes.
I'm not going to lie.
Like tea, essential oils?
I'm working on making the oils, but I started with the teas.
Okay.
Dating status?
Single.
Higher education level?
Some high school.
Pants together or no?
No.
What kind of art do you do?
Music.
Music.
And, like, beats sometimes.
You make beats?
What do you use to make beats?
Remix Live, it's like already the instruments have a rhythm, but you put them together and you work with it.
It's not FL Studio, but it's something.
It's okay.
What is it, Mono?
It's not good?
It's something.
It's like entry-level, beginner, elementary.
At least she's doing something.
I don't know much, though.
Birth control?
Is she trying?
No.
And then body count?
I don't remember.
Ethnic background?
Dominican.
Or ethnic?
What's the ethnic?
No, you're right.
You got it.
You're right.
Okay, last but not least, Guest of Honor, Rolo and Sartén.
I know who you are.
They may not.
Do your intros.
Highest level of education.
I have.
I have.
ASBC course from Air War College in Montgomery, Alabama as a second lieutenant.
That's probably my highest education.
And then I'm a longhorn.
Hook 'em horns.
My body count is very low, obviously.
Man of God, just like fresh here.
Thank you, sir.
And the reason why I'm trying to get in shape...
I hurt my back from respecting all these women, so it's like I hurt.
I have to stretch every day.
You know what I'm saying?
You understand how.
You understand fresh.
I don't have to tell you.
And yeah, just wait and count down the days for GTA 6. I think that's what I'm doing.
I'm a performance coach for men, men of action mentoring, and I do a show with Rollo.
And what are we doing on Saturday?
On Saturday, we're doing Babes in Toyland Charity.
Let's go!
So all the proceeds go to Hounds and Heroes.
For those of you who are disabled veterans or have a family member who's a disabled veteran, they actually train.
Service dogs for disabled veterans.
We're raising money for them.
We have about 400 girls flying in from all over the country.
It's a white party.
Everybody has to dress all white.
You just said white party?
White party.
I am there.
I am there.
It's a white party, not a black party.
What?
I'm sorry.
Dude, I can wear white, bro.
Oh, wearing white.
It's a big booty white party.
So, you know, Fresh is going to be there.
Come with me.
I'll get you in.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
And yeah, so if you guys want to buy tickets, they still have tickets on sale.
It's babesintoylandcharity.com.
You guys can find it.
And I promise you, it's going to be like the most attractive women I've seen anywhere.
I've went for the past two years with Rolo and Sartain.
It was amazing.
People are classy, elegant.
Girls were beautiful.
For babes in Toyland, it's probably that and the one that we do in Vegas on Swim Week, which is in August.
Those are like the two biggest ones.
Yeah, so when we're here, we fly in the white women with blonde hair in Miami.
And when we go to Vegas, we have to fly in the Hispanic women from Miami to our Vegas.
You know what's funny?
I'm going towards Brunette now.
Yeah?
So blonde.
Okay.
Too much trouble, bro.
Brunette?
The one next to you?
What?
Hi.
Hi, fresh.
Hi, fresh.
She can't help me, bro.
Come on, man.
No, you're not.
What?
You're not visible.
I see you.
Oh, you did?
Okay.
I mean, I did say I had a crush on somebody.
Oh!
Shit, I'm both blocking right now.
They never let us sit next to each other because, you know, I guess it's too much black.
They never let us sit next to each other.
Oreo!
We're an Oreo right now.
Listen, I respect my black queens.
That's not what I heard.
What'd you hear?
Oh, Ayo Fresh, I forgot to say, thanks again for letting me borrow the Lambo the other day.
Anytime, brother.
Anytime.
I really appreciate that.
Okay, and then...
Danny Sadas.
Danny Sadas.
I learned my lesson.
I'm keeping that private this time.
I'm keeping that private this time.
But to all my exes, you're all wonderful people and you're going to do whatever you put your mind to and I wish you nothing but the best.
Good stuff.
Marola, what about you, bro?
I am Marola Tomasi.
I'm the author of the Rational Mail series of books.
All five.
I'm working on a sixth one right now, so we're getting that.
I am the co-host with this guy on Access Vegas in Las Vegas.
I am now a permanent Las Vegas resident.
I've been there for about a year now.
Let's go!
I'm there.
Yeah!
Let's see.
What was the question?
Oh, age?
57. I just turned 57. You look great!
Honestly, for a white person, I'm sorry.
I bring him and give it to me.
You look great!
Okay, so his new name is Swolo Tomaso.
Yeah, that's what I think.
So I just had a birthday on April 2nd.
So his anabar count is higher than mine, so that's why his arms are so big.
I'm just kidding, partially.
This is the guy that got me on TRT.
Yeah, okay.
So anyways, let's see.
What else?
Body count.
Education.
I went to UNR Wolfpack.
Thank you very much.
And I have a degree in behavioral psychology and I have a bachelor's of fine arts.
That's why I asked you about your art.
And then body count is public knowledge.
I'm at 41. I know my number.
That's amazing, bro.
Michael?
And marital status.
I've been married for 29 years.
Well, it'll be 29 in July.
That's beautiful, man.
I am not on birth control.
I am not on birth control.
And I have not had a vasectomy.
Thank you very much, chat.
I was thinking about it.
I was thinking about it.
Not so funny now, is it?
No!
No!
People gave me so much shit for that.
I'm like, go talk to French now.
It's a good suggestion.
But today we're going to cover ChatGBT versus the ladies.
So there's a new meta, basically, for women where they say, instead of asking a man for help, chatGBT for anything.
You guys know what that is?
We have chats first.
I know, I know.
Raise your hand if you know what it is.
AI.
Yeah.
Cool.
So we want to ask today, ladies, if you guys know what it is, are you using it right now and how you use it in your daily life as you move forward?
Do you use it at all?
I actually just found about it when I moved here like three months ago.
How did you find it?
Did someone tell you?
There you go.
Like that?
Perfect, yeah.
Yeah, when I moved here, my neighbor, I needed help on stuff online and he told me to use chat.
Oh, he told you to do it?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I used it recently to update my resume and it was great.
Okay.
Who told you about it?
I always heard about it, honestly.
I can't remember.
I just always heard it passing in the wind, and I think I had a girlfriend tell me, like, how to pass job interviews.
Just use chat GBT.
Just tell them what job you're interviewing for, and they will literally interview you like you're doing a job interview.
So I decided to use it in my career life.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, I use it all the time.
Typically, like, with emails or something, I'll just put in what I want to say.
Sometimes I ask it how it's doing, like personal questions.
Really?
Yeah.
So you talk to it like crazy?
Yeah, sometimes.
Are you that lonely?
Yeah.
How'd you find it?
I mean, I guess when it just became like ChachiPT and everyone was using it.
I don't remember how long ago that was.
What about you?
I use it all the time.
For what?
Stuff that I would ask parents if my parents answered the phone.
Wow, that's kind of sad, man.
That was supposed to be funny.
How'd you find it?
I've used it for like a while now.
It's been around for like two, three years at least, right?
Yeah.
What about you?
I'm getting into using it more.
I really don't use it as much as I guess I could.
So let's say you had a question about maybe changing a tire or something like that.
Who do you ask?
Google?
A little bit of Google or whoever I think can help me in my phone, honestly.
Would you ask your man or no?
I had to have one first.
I'd ask my man.
I'd love to.
Got it.
Okay.
And then what about you?
I've used it for descriptions.
Like if I wanted a detailed description towards my therapy business, let's say.
I've asked how to describe it.
Better, because I don't know how to type all that.
Like, that's a lot of disruption.
Got it.
And how'd you find it?
I don't remember.
I believe some girl referred it to me.
Okay, so funny story, right?
A couple of days ago, I was with a friend and, well, a girl.
And she asked at GPT if I was the candidate for a husband.
Now, funny enough, it told her in verbatim, he's a very nice guy.
But based off my calculations of online rhetoric, he's not someone that's going to come in.
And I was like, yo, you what?
This is crazy because that is correct.
But what's more scary is that it's becoming the new metaphor for girls to ask questions instead of men.
So if they're asking men, don't ask Chuck G.P.T.
Yeah, for sure.
And then the other part is, so I had a girl last night do the same thing, but she asked my astrological sign and whatever, and then just wrote all these things.
And now...
I'm not going to say whether it was right or not.
It wasn't.
But for the day, I was like, oh, that's incredible that you figured that out using ChatGPT.
It's pretty incredible.
Most people don't realize how much you could use it for.
They have no idea.
And I'm a perplexity guy more than ChatGPT.
But, I mean, it's absolutely incredible.
And then all of you who guys, when you do Google searches, you guys notice the first thing that comes up is Gemini.
Gemini will do...
So now, Google is essentially an AI prompt.
ChaiGPT is number one.
Gemini is number two.
Perplexity is number three.
And I believe Grok is number four.
And it's catching up pretty fast.
It's going to kill Google, too.
Yeah.
Absolutely kill Google.
Do we use it at all or not?
As a search.
I tend...
Like, we use it for different...
Different things.
When we do perplexity, we use it to pick up research and stats and stuff like that for the shows.
If I need something very specific for the book or something like that, then I will rely on perplexity.
He kind of got me into perplexity.
I have been using mostly AI for graphics and for artistic kind of things, so like for thumbnails and things like that.
So I've been using primarily Mid Journey, and then I've been using a couple of other applications.
I think it's one of It's called Kala or something like that for animations now.
So I'm really into the more hyper-realistic stuff.
I could actually take your face and you could be shaking hands with the Pope or something like that.
What's that called?
Glint?
Glint?
What's the name of that app?
There's one.
So a friend of mine, he has this picture of him with two girls.
And then he shows it to me.
And then the girls just start making out with each other and making out with him.
And it looks completely real.
And it's just some app.
It starts with a G. I forgot what it's called.
And then there's Mid Journey.
Mid Journey.
Mostly static images.
You take the static images from mid-journey and then you can animate them in another AI program.
That's crazy.
So we'll do the chat first, Chris, and then get back to the topic at hand.
What's the first one?
Colonels, this is for the blue hair hat wearing degenerate.
Please don't inhale too much air from the girl to your left.
If you, the grammar's kind of better, she's definitely patient zero.
What a waste of life.
She's the issue with society.
You want to respond to him?
Left of you.
You're saying that you're a hair hat.
Okay.
What about it?
Go ahead and get me another color, I guess, if you don't like the blue.
But I think all the shade was directed to her.
Either way, I think they have a crush on you.
Yeah.
That's kind of a...
It's like when you're in elementary school and the boys are mean when they like you.
You know, they never grow up.
You can use AI to edit your chat so that they're in English.
I didn't understand it.
All right, we got here.
Quick Slap says, since you're the booty inspector, what the fuck?
We each asked.
P.S. W. Chris having a threesome with Brianna in Paris.
What?
You what?
I need your help here, bro.
We got some options here, brother.
Which girl has the most ass?
Top right, top left.
What the fuck is the bottom?
Yeah, what is the bottom right?
That's on the pole.
No, that's the plush toy.
That's Sonic.
That's Sonic.
This is a horrible picture.
Wait, is that you?
The top left?
That is me with the black pants.
But I'm telling you.
They edited the photo.
I do not look like that right now.
Okay.
Well, I think she won.
Just keep it real.
Okay.
Thank you.
She did.
Do you like it?
Me?
I was going to go with that one.
Do you?
Can you just move on?
Fresh, you like to answer the question, Fresh.
I'm a man of God, man.
Come on.
Chill.
Hey, yo, Fresh, yo, thanks again for the time when you was donating to the church.
Bro, anytime you want, bro.
I got you.
What's the next one?
Your boy Lem.
Fresh and fit, guys.
You fucking retarded shadow math nigga.
Fuck you, bro.
To this day, you still a spirit looking for a body to possess.
Dark spirit, eye ninja.
Thank you, bro.
Under the bed, Dark.
Don't worry, bro.
I'll do therapy for you guys on the actual show.
I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected.
Enough to step outside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to find the power, to witness the beauty, to be able to find a fountain, to swing on the spiral.
To swing G on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.
What is this, bro?
A poem!
He wanted to express himself!
Let the man express himself!
Perplexity.
Write me a poem about existential crises.
Okay.
Fresh updates.
Oh, nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
No.
Yeah, that's me.
That is me.
That's cool.
That's cool.
*crying*
Nah.
You want to respond to that?
I ain't got nothing to say.
Okay.
That's kind of me, man.
Anyhow, take it away.
First question for ladies.
Ladies, just some demographic questions.
I'm curious.
This is one that always kind of catches people off guard.
So what we're going to do is just ask some questions and we're going to use ChatGVT's voice mode.
Have you guys used that before?
Have you guys ever used the voice mode?
No.
You have a conversation with it?
You never tried this before?
I tried talking to it, but to tell it only what to type, but it didn't work for me.
So I didn't have a conversation.
Okay, cool.
So we'll just do this here real quick.
And so my first question to you guys is, what do you think the average number of sexual partners a man has in the United States?
What do you think?
How many?
69. 69?
What do you think?
Very good.
19, 29. 19 to 29?
I'd say 10. 10?
40?
40?
What do you think?
7. 7?
What do you think?
At once?
At once, yes.
At once?
At once?
Altogether.
Like, 5?
At once?
What's the average number of sexual partners a man has in the United States?
I don't know if we have a signal.
Keep going.
The average number of sexual partners for a man in the United States is typically reported What if they're an OnlyFans model in Miami?
OnlyFans models or people in similar industries, the average number of sexual partners can be significantly higher, but it really varies a lot from person to person.
There isn't a specific average for that group, especially since lifestyle, personal choices, and professional boundaries can vary widely.
Average number of sexual partners?
Well, actually, let's ask them.
For a woman, what do you think it is, average number of sexual partners for a woman?
We'll start here.
By the way, hold on, hold on.
For those of you who have the high number, are you surprised by six to seven?
For guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, a little.
Are you surprised by six to seven?
Yeah.
Why are you surprised?
I just thought it'd be higher, honestly.
Anybody else?
That number six to seven seems...
You guys actually got the right number.
Well, she called it correct, actually.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think your perception is that it's so much higher than it actually is?
Well, clearly I'm talking to the wrong dudes, but...
Or the right dudes, depending.
Can I chime in?
Yeah.
A lot of guys lie about their body counts, honestly.
So that's, you know, a lot of guys...
They're generally going to lie up.
Yeah, exactly.
So to us, they're going to lie up to us, and they're saying 20 to 30 or whatever.
They say seven.
Six or seven.
But on average, so I would understand why women would be surprised that it's actually so low because so many men lie.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yes, I want to chime in why I think it's surprising that on average, well, I know the truth.
I know a lot of men don't got it like that.
But if you would ask me maybe a couple years ago, most men all lie about their body count.
They're going to tell you 20, 30, 40, 50. So I understand that you could be a little surprised that it's actually much lower than what the men are saying.
How many guys tell you their body count, though?
But I just assume they're all lying anyway.
They ask me for my, oh, what's yours?
They're like, oh, 40, 50. I'm like, yeah, okay.
Makes sense.
Have you ever asked a guy what his body count is?
I have several times.
What prompted you to do that?
Just random conversation, miscellaneous talk.
Nothing like, I'm not judging you, whatever.
It wasn't like a list of things you have to cover before you go.
No, just miscellaneous talk.
Like, you know, men, women, perspective talks.
And, you know, we'll say, you know, what's your body count?
Share your body count.
Does it matter?
Da-da-da-da-da.
I think it's cringe, man.
No one's going to tell you that.
But as I say, no one really tells you the truth.
Men always lie up.
I did.
I don't remember.
But the answer, I mean, there's still a big difference between like 69 and 7, right?
Even if we're lying.
It's a pretty big difference, right?
Yeah.
So why do you think your number was so high?
Why do you think you guesstimated that men had so many sexual partners?
I guess I had more faith in men.
You have more faith in men.
Okay, so I'm going to propose a different scenario, okay?
So there's actually some studies, if you guys want to look these up, it's gender stereotypes and dehumanization.
So what happens is, human beings throughout history, when we saw people that we found to be very unattractive, humans dehumanized them.
Women actually dehumanized them more.
And the reason why a lot of women, so basically when a man sees an unattractive woman, he feels annoyance.
In general, I'm generalizing a lot.
When women see unattractive men, they see invisibility.
They don't see them at all.
They totally dehumanize them.
And the reason why you thought that number was so high is because you're only counting men you've had sex with or men you find attractive, and you probably don't think about the guy who handed you the Chick-fil-A.
You don't think about the guy who, your cashier at Walmart, how many sexual partners?
How can the guy who's the assistant manager at Walmart have 69 sexual partners?
Like, where could he fit that in?
That's really true.
On his Walmart salary.
On his Walmart salary.
But that's the point I'm trying to make is, like, a lot of times, one of the things is women do not, it's not that you guys think they're ugly.
You don't.
Fucking see them.
They are totally invisible to you, and the data backs it up.
And men, we do something similar, but it's not to the same extent that women do.
And so because of that, that's why, generally when we ask women, their numbers are higher because you only see Steve the male stripper, Victor the VIP host, and Brock the bartender.
Those are the only guys you see because they're attractive to you for some reason.
And if we only counted those guys, we probably are going to see a higher body count.
But if we count all guys, because that's the thing, when we have these discussions, women...
We're like, men cheat all the time.
Like, no.
No, no.
These top 20% of men cheat more than the rest.
But there's a good 80% of men who couldn't cheat if their life depended on it.
And you guys forget that often because, again...
You don't see them.
Like, they don't even, again, I asked, you know, if I asked a girl, I was like, hey, what do you think about dating that mailman over there?
And I was like, who are you talking about?
The mailman.
It's like, what, you mean the guy behind the mailman?
No, no, the mailman.
They don't, they don't consider the mailman having a penis.
Furniture.
Like, he's just furniture.
He's an inanimate object.
That's crazy.
And so, that's the thing that happens, and it's just a function of psychology.
Very good point.
So, I'm gonna go to Walmart, then.
All right, the average number of sexual partners a woman would have.
A woman?
40. 40. There we go.
That's about right.
I think demographics matter, too, because maybe the average woman in South Florida is going to be different than the average woman in Iowa.
For sure.
Just give us your opinion.
My opinion of me in the middle somewhere, maybe five.
Five?
What do you think?
Somewhere like 10 to 20. Okay, 10 to 20, what do you think?
Nine.
Nine.
Yeah, like 12 to 20. 12 to 20. It's a big gap.
69. Okay, for you?
Like, you're talking about having sexual partners at once, like...
No!
In a lifetime!
Oh, in a lifetime?
It could range from, like, 20 to, like, the rest of the numbers.
What's the average number of sexual partners a woman has in the United States?
Your flesh is funny.
On average, women in the United States report having around four to five sexual partners over their lifetime, according to various surveys.
Keep going.
Keep going.
He tuned out.
Of course, it's important to note that these averages are just that.
Averages.
individual experiences can differ greatly based on personal choices, cultural influences, and lifestyle factors.
Also, self-supported data can sometimes be influenced by social expectations or personal biases.
Also, we got...
What if they are a woman who lives in South Florida, specifically Brickell, or they live in South Beach?
What would their average sexual partners be?
Would it be higher or lower?
Living in areas like Brickell or South Beach, which have vibrant nightlife and a more cosmopolitan lifestyle, might correlate with having more sexual partners on average.
However, it's still very individual and depends on personal choices and lifestyle.
There's no specific data that quantifies this difference, but it's reasonable to assume the average could be higher in such social and dynamic environments.
I love how they're like trying to throw caveats.
Well, we shouldn't judge.
So let's just be a number of bitches and hoes and prickle.
This is a great point for those of you who are watching and you want to use AI.
Right now, there's a sprinkle of wokeness in all four of those platforms.
We'll talk about DeepSeek, too.
We'll put them in there.
The most woke is Gemini.
Gemini won't even approach some questions that you ask that are political.
The least woke is Grok.
It's owned by Elon Musk, is what you would expect.
So if you guys are doing that, so often when we have it right, so I use it for copywriting, I'll have it and it will say stuff that is extremely woke.
Progressive, extremely like men need to go to therapy and consent to deal with everyone's consent all this shit and make sure you consider everyone's feelings things that I would never say in an email It will put that into the email almost to cover its own ass.
So you guys have to understand that.
You're not going to have it just write an email for you, write copy, or do anything.
A lot of times you're going to have to subtract the end part where it sort of bloviates and it splits a little.
I'll tell you something really interesting because I do all of the thumbnails for Access Vegas and for my own stuff.
And when we're doing the Access Vegas thumbnails, we usually feature the girls on the 4, 5, 6, 10 girls, whatever we have.
So I have to go onto their Instagrams, and I pull whatever shot that looks good that I thought would work for the thumbnail.
If I'm working in Adobe Photoshop right now, there is an AI element that will do auto-generation.
So if you want to generate a background or if you want to put something else in there, it will auto-generate through AI imagining it, right?
Yeah.
It detects that the chick is in a bikini or she's in lingerie or something like that.
I'm just trying to add background.
I'm not even trying to mess with the photo itself.
I'm just trying to add a little bit of extra background so it fits in the frame.
It won't do it.
It will say, you know, this violates the usage of this particular filter or whatever it is.
And so you have to really kind of nudge it over so it's right on the edge of where you want to auto-generate a little bit more space in the thing.
But it will literally censor...
What you're doing.
If you're trying to do something that thinks it's pornographic, it won't do it.
Yeah, if you go to Grok right now and you say, create an image of me with a bunch of hot chicks, it'll actually go down to what gets about their boobs and it'll stop the image.
It'll censor itself.
So my concern with ChatGPT and all these AI apps is that it's becoming the new person to talk to.
No longer is it like, okay, I'm going to go see my friend.
I'm just going to say, hey, I have an issue.
Let me just ask it real quick for a solution.
Is that a concern for you guys at all?
Yeah, it's a concern for me because of the people who run these AI chatbots.
They're called AI language models.
Because they're so politically progressive, they'll say things that are insane.
And it's just like, you know that show The Last of Us?
If you watch the first video game and the second video game, the second video game is unbelievably woke.
Basically, the main three characters in the second video game are a trans boy, a lesbian girl, and a butch boy.
And they kill the main...
Like, a heterosexual male character at the beginning of the second video game.
And when they do so, it's like complete, total pandering.
Like, there's no, it's not a creative choice.
And the game sold about, like, one quarter as many.
The second game sold about as many quarters as the first game.
The answer's obvious.
If you read the reviews, the first game got a 10, the second one got a 5.5.
Everyone said the same thing.
And you ask ChadGBT, he's like, is it possible that the incredible level of wokeness is the reason why the game sold fewer?
And it can't answer that honestly.
It can't answer honest questions about things like this that are obvious.
It can't do that.
And so that's the play.
You can't take it into the deep water when it goes into stuff like that.
But for any kind of reasoning, mathematics, any sort of geometry...
Astronomy, anything like that, or any kind of computational stuff, incredible.
Just indispensable.
For writing, copywriting in general, it's good, but you're going to have to take out some of the wokeness out of the way that it is.
And I say wokeness, I mean political correctness.
There's certain things that it just won't let you do.
So you have to edit that.
But I do think the thing that we all need to be not afraid of, but here's what's going to happen in the future.
Right now, I can investigate you.
Don't trust him.
And if I do so, like background checks, whatever, if I do that, what happens is it's only going to look for public information.
It's going to protect your privacy.
It won't scrape your Instagram, for instance.
It will maybe look at your Twitter.
It'll look at Reddit for updates on you.
We're going to get to a point where the guys in the chat have got this correct.
Somebody's going to jailbreak one of these things.
And it's going to start going past paywalls, and it's going to start going through paywalls and start doing tons of investigations on people.
And when we get to that point, and it's going to be $20 a month, and literally you can find out anything about anybody.
Okay, that's what I think is coming in the future.
And then there's one other thing we have to think about.
Our old passwords that are eight digits long that are just like basically our birthday and whatever the fuck.
All those passwords are going, because of the computational power and the artificial intelligence that we have coming, all of those old passwords are going to get hacked.
You're going to have somebody on the dark web cracking through all of them, and then you're going to start, like what we see with the P. Diddy stuff right now, you're going to start to see every celebrity you've ever seen, every porn website they've ever been on, every time they sent some DM to some other celebrity or some girl, all of it's going to come to light.
I actually look...
That's why I'm very open.
I'm not a perfect person.
I've made mistakes.
I'm open about it because I think every celebrity is about to, especially when we get into quantum computing.
Holy shit, bro.
We're going to start cracking every single code.
And then when you see that, there's also a website right now.
I'm about to get in a lot of trouble for this.
It's called PimEyes.
Have you heard of this?
P-I-M-E-Y-E-S?
Actually, when I had the issue...
With the fucking Chinese escort bitch, whatever.
MLD recommended me to use PEMIs.
I may have told MLD, I'm not sure, or MLD may have told me.
But the thing is, it uses AI to go through and look for an image of that girl on every single adult website in the world, and it'll go through the fucking firewall.
It'll go through the paywall and do so.
And I've had several friends of mine be like, they'll tell me a story about a girl, and I'll reply to some clients, and I'll be like, that's clearly a prostitute.
It's very easy for me to tell.
And they don't believe me.
And I have them use PIMIs, and very quickly they determine this girl was on these sugar daddy sites immediately and stuff like that.
So the point is, everything is going to come to the light here because of the additional computational power.
And the other thing with ChatGBT and all these other things is, you guys know coders.
Coders were nerdy people.
They were nerdy guys who stayed inside and just drank Red Bulls and just, they would code for hours.
Now I can write...
A day, two days, five days worth of code in Python by just having a back and forth with ChatGBT.
It can write this code at infinite speed.
And so what's happened now is what you're going to see is the complexity increase and people who have lower IQs are going to be able to just do incredible computational work because what the AI model is, it is not just that it's using all the computational power in the world.
It's that it's also using it in a very simple way.
I can stutter.
I can sit there, oh, blue, blue.
And I can sit there and ask, let's go!
If you listen to, like, Tai Lopez, a good friend of mine, he will talk to ChatGBT, and he'll ask a question, and the question is four and a half minutes long.
He's asked questions before that were eight minutes long.
And ChatGBT remembers the entire thing and gives you a detailed answer.
And so perplexity, these different ones.
Again, I like perplexity better.
It does real-time scraping of the internet, so I like it better.
And it also gives you citations.
But, like, when you use those models, just so you guys understand, It's one of these things where we can be afraid of it and we can be worried about it, but if you don't learn how to adopt it now, you are cooked.
You are deep shit.
If you're a setter, can you imagine?
What is the point of an accountant in 10 years?
Seriously.
What is the point of an accountant?
Right now, you're already putting your stuff in QuickBooks and it's able to tell you what your expenses are.
I feel bad for people in that.
Accounting is just brute mathematics.
What's going to happen to them and all these other platforms?
DM setters?
Sorry, that's going to be a problem.
Any kind of text messaging, mass texting, all that's going to be turned over to AI.
Clippers, too.
But you know what?
I want to cover more dating.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
The girl's tuned out here.
So, uh...
I was tuned out.
Python?
Because I tried to code myself with Python.
Python is very difficult.
R, all of that.
SQL, all of that.
If you were to ask it right now, hey, can you write a code for me in Python to do XYZ?
It'll do it in 30 seconds.
That's crazy.
All right, cool.
Let's keep the...
All right.
What is it, Chris?
Go ahead, Fresh.
Yeah, so I'll cover more for dating aspects, right?
Okay.
So you mentioned before, all of your secrets will be exposed to the internet, right?
Yeah.
And it's funny, South Park did an episode like that a while back, exposing all your dirty secrets from your web browser, right?
So when it comes to actual, like, dating, I got a video here, if you want to pull up, Chris, where this young lady took information from ChatGPT and asked her ex-boyfriend.
They pulled up his address, number...
Every single thing about him.
Yeah.
And what's scary is because like, okay, I made a joke earlier about my experience where she said, hey, listen, is he a good guy?
Whatever.
Obviously, that's funny and all, but what's scary is that like, that's the new metaphor about somebody that you just met.
Yeah.
And let's say it's wrong.
There's idiots out there who think I'm 5 '6".
I'm fully aware.
They're called hallucinations.
And that happens because when it scrapes the internet in real time, it'll get bad information as well.
So I want to know from the ladies here real quick.
When you meet a guy for the first time, do you Google him or do you lose shot GPC at all?
What do you do when you meet a guy for the first time?
What do you do?
I go to Ben Verified.
Ben Verify?
Ben Verified.
Ben?
Yeah.
What is that?
It's like it pulls up people's information or like their record and stuff.
It depends.
Like some of them don't.
So you have to go to another website.
Wow.
But I mean, either way, it's more about like knowing the person because sometimes...
What do you see?
Do you see like a phone number, address, email, name?
Yeah, a bunch of stuff.
Wow.
So Ben Verified is the actual website?
There's more because sometimes they don't have all the information, but I don't...
It's not...
It's more about, like, just knowing who the person is.
But it's better to ask them personally than to...
But is it your first response to look them up online?
First response?
No, that's not my first response.
It's after a while, like, if I feel some type of iffy feeling about it.
What about you?
Walking by faith.
Yeah.
Walking by faith?
Yep, yep.
Like, what?
Anything you tell me.
So you don't check nothing?
Instagram, nothing?
Do you check the Instagram?
I do.
I do try to scrape the Instagram, see if you have Instagram, see if you have Facebook.
Twitter, and if I can't find you, then I kind of raised an eyebrow.
Because I remember back in the day, I came to this space and I bought Instagram as the main dating tool.
If you're crazy, it's used for pictures and videos.
But funny enough, now the biggest dating app is Instagram.
So it's changed and it's changing as we speak.
What about you?
I honestly try to find their, like, if they were an athlete, to find out their, like, statistics and see how tall they are.
And that's it.
I like it.
Yeah.
She belongs to the streets.
Yes, I do.
You know what's funny?
I was at a basketball game recently, and I was with some girls, and they were on their phones, the ones that were next to my, the girl I was talking to, looking up player stats.
And then the goal was to figure out who's the best, who's the best stats, and they taught them after the game.
Crazy, bro.
Predators.
What about you?
Probably social media, if we're on each other's social media.
But I won't.
I'll give it a chance.
I won't really want to look them up first thing.
But is it your first go-to?
No.
No?
No, yeah.
I mean, if we're friends on social media and we're going to hang out, yeah, I'll scroll through.
But if we're not, no, I'm just going to.
Have you found anything bad about somebody online that kind of scared you off about a guy?
One time?
I mean, I don't like if a guy has a bunch of...
Pictures with a bunch of girls all over their Instagram.
They look like all they do is party.
They look like they don't have goals in life.
That's an immediate turn off.
I can usually tell that from their Instagram.
She's telling the truth.
I don't drink our party, but I do have a lot of girls on my IG.
I'll let you know when it starts hurting me.
I'll be sure to send you guys an email.
Lovely.
What about you?
I would say after some time, if the intent is to date...
And what not.
We've had this type of conversation.
I use Ben Verified as well.
Sometimes I use Intellis.
What are these websites?
Well, sometimes you gotta just check if somebody...
You know, it's a dangerous world we're living in.
Some people are predators.
They harm children.
Yeah, true.
I'm just being honest.
I gotta see...
Haram!
Do you have these things?
Or are you being honest if you say you own a home?
That will pop up if you are being honest about owning a home or not.
Or if you have any sort of criminal background.
I think those things are very important.
It's funny.
That series You on Netflix...
Yeah.
It's very tough.
Ellie, what about you?
What do you do?
I look on Instagram to see what I'm working with, and that's about it.
And then I just go from there in person.
If it's going good, it's going good.
If it's going bad, I leave.
So there's a video I have here from TikTok.
It should be the one with a red background, Bills.
We'll watch it and see your reaction from this video.
Yeah, pink.
A girl talking.
This nigga, bro.
Huh?
What?
Never mind.
Here we go.
This is really weird.
So I wanted to know how many views I had on my TikTok account, like, total.
Couldn't find anywhere to, like, calculate it, so I asked ChatGPT.
And then it said, oh, we can't do this either.
I was like, okay, cool.
So I was like, hmm, what information does ChatGPT know about me?
So I put my TikTok account in and was like...
What can you find out about this person?
And it told me a lot of stuff about me, and I was like, ooh, my digital footprint is amazing.
So then, I put someone else's name in.
I won't say who.
It gave me their address.
I had no idea where this person lived, because they are long gone out my life.
I was like, what's this person's address?
It gave it me.
What's this person doing?
Told me everything they're doing.
Like, what?
This is kind of for the girls who like to stalk and to find out things.
Yeah, just ask ChatGPT about whatever you want to find out about a certain person.
And whatever they've put online, it will tell you.
Whether you've blocked them, they've blocked you, it will tell you everything.
Which is kind of scary.
I'm scared.
Yeah, so just be careful about the information that you're putting out on the internet.
Rolo, what do you think?
Well, it's, I mean, everything that...
I always talk about digital footprints.
We talk about this forever.
I think one of the reasons why a lot of women are really cautious about their body counts and stuff like that is because, especially if you're doing OnlyFans or something, there's always going to be that digital footprint that's going to follow you for the rest of your life.
That's the bad news.
The good news is this.
The internet never forgets, but people have very, very short attention spans.
For the most part, most guys don't even care about that kind of stuff.
But if they do, it's all available and it's right there.
It's what's the Jumbotron paradox.
I'd never put anything out on there that you wouldn't want to see in the Jumbotron.
Yeah.
You know, the arena.
So, ladies, real quick.
If someone looked up your name on ChatGPT or, I guess, any AI app, what would they find?
Oh, shit.
We'll start right here.
Shit, I need to look myself up.
I don't even know I could do this.
I mean, can you imagine if someone saw your OnlyFans and it was out there exposed?
What happened to you?
I don't give a hell.
Go sub to my OnlyFans.
Oh, you don't care?
What do you mean?
Is there anything that people could find on the internet about you that you wouldn't want your parents to see?
There you go.
Or your future children to see.
She belongs to the streets!
Okay, yeah, if we get into children, that would be very bad if I have a kid, and yeah, I can see where that's going bad.
So you say like 10 years from now, you got a 10-year-old son or something like that?
Mommy, what's this?
Some guy online just sent this to me and asked me if I knew what my mom was doing.
It's gonna happen.
Shit, then no kids for me.
No kids.
I'm giving you a hypothetical.
Yeah, that will be bad.
I don't know, yeah.
My OnlyFans is definitely going to pop up.
There's no hiding that.
We can go around the horn here, but I've got an opinion on this.
Okay.
What about you?
A whole lot of guns.
She's on a DHS watch.
You know what?
A whole lot of guns.
Trump supporter.
There you go.
Let's frame it from the point of view of finding a husband.
How about that?
Well, hopefully my husband is also into guns.
I mostly date men that are 2A positive, so it shouldn't be a problem.
I don't usually date men that are not pro 2A.
Okay.
Well, for you, you're cut.
What about you?
No, everything's pretty much private that I have on the internet.
And I don't post anything that I wouldn't want my family to see here.
So then why are you single at 34?
I mean, I've moved a lot, so that's like starting over.
I have to meet people in new cities.
I work a lot, and honestly...
What do you do for work?
Property management.
So, I do that, and then honestly, I spend a lot of time alone.
No, you don't.
I do.
If you really had a guy that you fuck with, you would move with him.
He would move with you and vice versa.
But something's up here because property marriage, you're moving around a lot, you're going ATL for four years, you're fucking niggas over there.
I've moved around for work.
I mean, I've dated, but I haven't had anyone that was worth settling down for.
I will say that career field is very time intensive because you've got to be on properties back and forth.
Possibly.
Maybe.
Maybe though.
What about you?
I have a pretty hot digital footprint.
Yeah, there's no escape for you.
But I don't care.
Lean to the plug and add it to you.
Honestly...
Mommy, what's the...
Do you want to get married one day?
I do.
I would get married and have kids tomorrow.
And yes, I will.
Don't tell me what the fuck you do.
Oh, shit!
He's stepping on me!
Yeah, Chris!
Hey, listen, you don't want to go to me.
I will bother you, alright?
Don't worry.
No, I love you.
No, we're cool.
I love you.
Don't ever do that again, okay?
Oh, I apologize.
I'm sorry, sir.
Alright, you're welcome.
All right, you only got one chance, one warning.
Because if you go there one-on-one, hey, hey, Chris!
No, honestly, I love you.
That wasn't towards you.
That was just in general.
I threw a snap.
You went bipolar there.
I am.
All right.
Sorry.
Back to the question.
Yeah.
What was your question?
So, again, you want to get married one day?
Of course.
I'd get married and have kids tomorrow.
So let's say he saw your digital footprint.
He will.
He will see it.
I'm well aware of that.
And you think he's going to say yes?
Have you already had this conversation in your head?
I've had this.
This happens all the time in my life.
I probably have a harder time than anyone to date.
But I'm very confident in myself, and I believe in the law of attraction, and I'm very confident.
I don't do this job because I'm insecure.
I will...
You gotta be pretty confident to spread your ass on the internet and let everyone see your asshole.
Can I ask a question?
Would you marry somebody that's in the industry?
Because sex workers get married all the time.
Of course.
A lot of them are actually married and have children.
I wouldn't discriminate against someone because I wouldn't want to see them.
Okay, so you have a niche.
You have a field where you can find a partner.
But also, what I was saying was I believe in the law of attraction.
I believe that one day I will find someone that is as confident and as, you know, we have the same...
Sexual interests, and that'll be perfect.
It'll be harder to find, but I will find it.
Never tell me the odds.
You do understand it would be harder to find.
Yeah.
Because you'd also have to be attracted to him.
Of course.
So he'd be an attractive man that other women would also find attractive.
Of course.
Well, I don't want to date.
So when I walk into a room with a man, I hope everyone's looking at him.
So everyone's looking at him.
So you understand he has options.
Of course.
And one of the options might be to not date someone who's doing porn.
You see how that could be difficult?
Yeah, of course.
From a supply and demand curve issue, right?
Of course, but you know what?
He can either not marry me or he'll end up just jerking off to me the rest of his life.
I'm just curious, would you be open to marrying someone who is maybe...
Closet homosexual or a cuck or something like that?
Well, obviously I will have to marry a cuck.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because that's...
Good.
She's being honest.
At least she understands.
No, I'm well aware of that.
That is what you're going to get.
I need someone that is just going to, like, love, adore me and just, like, support me.
And you don't think possibly you could get tired of that person?
Because that's generally...
Well, if he's a cuck, I could do whatever I want.
Yeah.
Yo.
She ain't lying, though.
For sure.
Yeah, I mean, that's refreshing honesty.
There's a cover for every pot.
It'll be harder to find, but honestly, I do not have trouble doing that.
I disagree.
I think there's a lot of...
I think women don't have trouble.
I think there's a lot of men who have trouble.
That's a very good...
I'm stealing that.
I like that one.
I like you too.
And honestly, I'm going to have the best marriage ever.
She's witty-witty.
Okay.
It'll be hard for my kids, but you know what?
Mommy had to do something one day, and I know how I got here, and I know how my life went to maybe make these decisions, and I know I will be a better mother because I know what my child needs in her life or his life to maybe go a different path.
And if she goes the same path as me, I will just...
But your child should probably go on a different path.
I would hope so, but I will, but I'm also just...
My point is I would not abandon my kid, and I would still love and adore them no matter what.
That was noble.
What about you?
I don't think my digital footprint is too, too bad.
Of course, there are things out there that my traditional Haitian parents would not like.
You in the club twerking?
In the club twerking?
Yeah.
I mean, my profession, like, I do tattoos.
I'm, I guess, within the lifestyle, I guess.
And I will be that.
You know, nuns from my old school, they would frown upon, you know, things I do on the internet.
You mean swinger lifestyle?
What you know about the lifestyle?
I'll be a swinger, 100%.
Wait, I'm sorry.
Somebody questioned me about the lifestyle.
I did.
What about it?
I said, what you know about the lifestyle?
So, do you know something about the lifestyle?
She does.
Possibly.
I'm a unicorn.
You're a unicorn?
Yeah.
She did it before.
Oh, she did the lifestyle before?
Yeah.
With an older white man.
Yeah.
That's why I tell women and ladies, older white men, be careful what you get into.
They have money, but they want you to do stuff.
With other rich white men.
That sounds amazing.
I've been there, you dabbled in Fendon a little bit.
Fendon, he dabbled in Fendon.
Yeah, you remember Fresh, you know me Fresh.
Oh, we definitely need you on this show.
Damn, I'm so mad, my chances are okay.
Damn, my chances are okay.
So you're saying he's a bad guy, and he came across your stuff, he would marry you still?
Yeah, I don't have anything too too crazy, but you got a kid though.
Yeah.
And it'd be okay.
There are worse things that could be out there.
Wait, what's good?
My asshole.
Yeah.
Right?
Everything's solo.
Okay.
I'm gonna get my water out.
What about you?
I wouldn't mind things being uncovered.
If people find something before they marry me or if that's the subject, they will have to choose if they want to be with me or not.
That's up to them.
So we mentioned private stuff, but what about public stuff?
Instagram.
If your Instagram was brought up right now...
Would a man want to wife you up, you think?
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe not.
You know what?
Let's play a game real quick.
Chris, in the meantime, can you bring out their Instagrams?
We'll do some chats in the meantime.
And then come back to that.
One at a time?
Okay, cool.
Alright, so we'll do chats and then head into that.
Okay, comfort zone.
Listen, sweetheart.
I wish you don't do this, but tonight, I'm calling you out.
I can automatically look at you and tell that you've never called before.
Python, out of all the computer languages, is one of the easiest languages to learn.
You are fake news.
Wrong.
You are fake news.
Those tight-ass braids are probably restricting the blood flow to your brain.
That's why you probably think Python is hard.
Python is basic English if you know you know.
Python is very hard, excuse me.
I would say SQL is pretty easy, but my thoughts on trying Python, it's pretty difficult.
Okay.
And those are rope twists.
Yeah, rope twists.
Thank you.
Sorry, thank you.
Use AI to learn how to read.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Thank you.
You know what, you know what, colonels?
I will.
Thank you, bro.
Quick slap.
Oh shit, it's a throwback.
Damn, I have that.
Diddy party.
Hey, hey, hey.
Is this the white party?
Diddy party.
Yo, funny story.
I got invited to the Diddy party for New Year's, right?
It's not the Diddy party.
This was like three years ago.
That's not what it looks like.
As me academics, we pull up to the front of his gate, bro.
I kid you not.
And we're like, okay, we're going to go in.
And then I can say, bro, man, who's in there?
I'm like, I think there's some celebrities there.
I called their names.
He's like, I don't know, bro.
I don't want to see these niggas or whatever.
And I got a phone call.
Name my band.
But look up the draw.
We didn't go inside.
But, dude, we almost went to a party.
Almost.
Crazy, bro.
That's crazy.
I'm into this weird thing called heterosexuality.
I'm hoping it makes a comeback.
I have this weird kink about fucking someone who's very attractive and female.
Fun fact, I said this months ago, but Cassie actually was into that stuff herself.
She put on Diddy.
Like, his actual burden of responsibility, but she was actually involved herself because she liked it.
You think she liked getting urinated on and drinking urine and all that stuff?
Who liked it?
Because I know a girl that actually is friends with her from back in the day that was there, and she's like, she loved it.
So, I mean, it's pretty obvious, but whatever.
Some people are into it.
It's the illegal part that we have a problem with, right?
Don't do this to a minor.
Yo, what the heck?
That's what AI can do for you.
Yeah, that's on our chat castle club, man.
Don't be freak off.
Guys, by the way, 7k subs, Chris is going to go to a meeting, possibly here in the studio.
I have my sweet therapy happening here as well.
And then 10k, mine goes to the hood, chicken, and watermelon.
There you go.
It's going to be hilarious, bro.
And we have nearly 20k watching right now.
I'll record the whole thing.
All right, that'd be chat, man.
By the way, Myron's going to be back for Friday's show.
He's in NYC helping with the Diddy case.
I'll give you updates on that, so Myron gets that.
Let's go check it out.
He's testifying, right?
He's actually testifying.
He's giving the actual statements from the courthouse after the session.
I thought he was working with the prosecutor.
Oh, no, no.
That would have been dope.
Yeah.
All right.
Is that it for chats?
Cool.
All right, so let's play a game with the actual Instagrams.
We'll start with her over here.
Aw, shit.
Why do I have to be the test, like, the first one up?
Because you're next to Fresh.
Do you feel like, uh...
Stupid!
I'm like, what's gonna be next?
Chelsea?
Next to you?
I'll go first, if you're scared.
I'll go first.
No, no, no, it's fine.
You go in order.
Okay.
Well, I gotta be first.
Alright.
We got it?
Awesome.
Alright, so, you know what?
I'll let Rollo and Sarteen do the judging after as well.
So, this is at Brianna's Instagram.
Let's see what she's about.
Okay, cars.
Wait!
You have a Corvette?
Yeah, I do.
I've seen you.
Don't say location.
Oh, look!
This is your building!
Stop!
No, no, no.
I've seen you before.
It's in Broward.
I've seen you.
Yeah, I do a lot of drifting videos and stuff.
That's funny.
I was like, who's this girl driving a Corvette?
It was her.
Goddamn.
American muscle.
Okay, so wifey or not?
And then, let's see one more time.
Corvette, hell yeah.
I also had a GTR.
And I had a Mark 5 Supra.
All built.
Nice.
Now I have the C7.
Oh, no.
Funny fact, I actually had these cars before I started OF.
I just started OF three months ago.
You were selling crack cocaine before this?
What was going on?
Up in Liberty City?
How much did you pay for the Corvette?
How much did I pay for the Corvette?
I think I got scammed.
I paid like $65 for it.
I don't think it's $65 for it.
What year?
Okay, question.
What year?
Sorry, what year?
It's a 2015 with a Z51.
Yeah, you got scammed.
Also, when you went, did you go by yourself?
Me?
Yeah, I went by myself.
That's why.
Ladies, fun fact.
If you go to dealership by yourself as a girl, they're going to fuck you up.
Because you don't know what's happening.
They're like, oh, you want a car?
I know that already.
I just wanted the car.
I don't care.
I know, but go with a guy, either uncle, brother, something, because they'll be thinking more seriously at that point.
I ain't got no uncle or no brother.
We can tell, nigga.
Alright, so, wifey or not?
I mean, I'm just going to say, someone is absolutely going to want to marry you.
I just think that a lot of higher status men might.
Think it is a red flag.
What?
I'm into cars?
No, it's not that you're into cars.
You're that public on social media.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry.
Here's the thing.
Here's the problem.
The problem isn't really Bonnie Blue or Lily Phillips.
The problem is a thousand men stood in line to fuck Bonnie Blue.
That means the desperation of men.
So when we ask wifey material, I mean, not for me, no offense, but all of you, there are men who will marry you.
And they're just men you probably won't be attracted to.
Does that make sense?
Remember what I said before about the invisible men?
Those invisible men would marry you in two seconds because they're invisible, for sure.
And that's the thing.
But the question is, are you going to be attracted to them?
Because remember, that guy that you're attracted to, he has options.
I don't know.
I'm kind of into the mid-guys.
The mid-guys?
I'm into mid-guys, too.
I don't like the cute guys.
I don't go for the captain of the football team.
I go for who's trying to score.
Why are you saying that?
I'm trying to hear.
Okay, why are you single?
Me?
The guy I was talking to cheated on me with two fat bitches.
Wait, was he mid?
Damn, what's wrong with fat bitches?
Oh, you're not fat.
Oh, shit.
We just want to know for the fat bitches.
What's wrong with fat bitches?
Okay, so you're into mid guys, right?
I apologize.
I am so sorry.
That's bad.
That is definitely bad.
Is she wifey or not?
From her Instagram?
From the Instagram?
Wait, what?
I'm not wifey from right across the table?
I'm judging.
I'm judging.
Like if I never knew you before, but I just saw you on Instagram.
I met you in the club and you follow me on Instagram.
I followed you on Instagram.
It wouldn't be...
See, the thing is when it comes to social media right now, I happen to know, and you as well as you do, that it's all curated.
So everything is shopped, everything's AI'd, everything's in FaceApp, it's in BodyApp, it's in all this other shit too.
So you're trying to curate a certain image.
Are you cool enough to hang out with?
Wifey material?
Probably not, but anything else?
Sure.
But then again, it's like...
What gets me is, like, for the guys who are going to be in the chat right here, they're going to be like, oh, she's not wifey material, she's recreationally use-only, blah, blah, blah.
The thing is, is, like, you guys are, like, so anti-marriage in the first place.
Why the fuck would it make any difference?
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
And so, like, when people are, like, if people say, oh, red flags, red flags, it's like, well, red flags are green flags if you're not looking to get married, right?
So, wifey material, no, but, you know, not somebody that would not want to get to know, at least.
But the thing is, and I was going to point this out, and I know you're single, and I know, well, you're technically single, too.
I'm always single.
But the thing is, when you're doing OnlyFans, and you're making a lot of money at, I don't know how much, you got enough to get a fucking Corvette for $65,000.
I had these cars before I had OF.
Okay, even worse.
The point I'm making is, like, the guys who are, like he was saying, the guys you're going to be attracted to.
They're not going to be able to buy you a $65,000 vehicle, right?
They're not going to be able to buy...
How much was that thing?
$4,000 for that thing?
$400 bucks.
He would have dated me, though.
I'm sure he probably would have.
They've got to be crypto millionaires to date you.
This is the part that pisses a lot of the guys off.
I'm not saying that these girls are going to get the man of their dreams, but the idea that no man is going to want them, you are out of your mind.
Dudes are so...
So fucking desperate.
I live in a city full of OF.
So do you.
I mean, full of these girls on OF.
And the desperation that these men have.
Yes, someone will marry Lily Phillips.
Yes, he's probably a closet homosexual and a cuck.
But someone will marry her.
And that's the thing we have to understand.
Dude, have you seen the guy who is engaged to Annie Knight now?
Oh, wait.
I think I did see something.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if it's a shtick, but it is like, holy shit.
But what I was going to say is, for the most part, have you ever seen the movie Pretty?
Yes.
Julia Roberts.
Young women who are OnlyFans models, they're playing the Julia Roberts role right now.
And the only person who could lift them out of the lifestyle is a guy who's like this multi-million dollar industrialist who can afford expensive jewelry and everything like that.
And he's just attractive enough that she would consider having some sort of life, like a regular normal life with the guy.
The problem is, I don't know how much money you make or what your ranking is on OnlyFans, but a lot of women think that they're going to meet the guy of their dreams, he's going to be like Richard Gere, and he's going to pull them out of the lifestyle.
It's like, you're never going to do porn anymore, you're not going to do OnlyFans anymore, because you don't need to, because you married this multi-million dollar rich industrialist guy, and it's like your retirement.
You know, your retirement plan is finding a suitcase full of money on the side of the road somewhere.
And it just shows a lack of foresight when it comes down to it.
So it's kind of a moot point to be asking, well, is she wifey material?
Unless...
I can be the guy that can afford a $65,000 vehicle and lift her out of that lifestyle.
She's not going to quit OnlyFans for me.
She's not going to quit porn for me unless I am like so...
Incredibly paid that she'll go, "Well, you know what?
I don't have to worry about it anymore." No, that is another option.
She could share a money.
Why would she...
And I don't blame...
This is just logistics.
This is just being pragmatic.
Why would women who are making that kind of money on OnlyFans and selling their ass and doing whatever the limited or the maximal thing that you're doing is...
Why would those...
Even, what do you do?
Property management.
I don't know how much you make at that, but it's probably a good chunk of change and probably more than most of the guys that you would consider.
Being a husband, right?
Or having somebody to go off and have babies with and have a normal lifestyle with.
And honestly, I think that's probably one of the reasons why you're having a...
I'd rather stay at home.
Why?
Because it makes better sense to sit here and make money and provide for myself and do all of these things, whether it's through OnlyFans or as a property manager, than it would be to deal with a broke-ass motherfucker.
Facts!
I mean, what did you get into it for?
For the money.
And shouldn't you be dating within your own bracket?
So why would I?
See, that's the thing is like, I think, and I brought this up on our show a few times, whenever I'm talking to women and they're like, I want a guy who's like emotionally available and I want him to be a sweet guy and I want to fall in love with him and it's this very emotional thing.
But he also has to be on Forbes, you know, 500 list.
And he's got to make a shit ton of money so that we can both make money together and build an economic empire together.
And really what they're talking about is two different dudes.
They're talking about the guy who's like, you know, emotionally available.
She can fall in love with and she can have like crazy good sex with.
But then she also has to have the guy that is so paid that he's like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.
Like he has to be able to lift her out of her.
To not worry about money that she doesn't have to worry about anyways that she's already making.
Would you share a really rich man?
I'm very clingy.
Yeah?
So you'd have a hard time sharing a really rich man?
Yeah.
Because if you said that, then maybe I could see that then you might get the guy that you're attracted to if you're willing to share him.
Because that's essentially what...
I can't share.
I mean, she claims on those dicks.
Huh?
What?
What did I claim?
On dicks.
What did he say?
On penis.
I don't know what he's saying either.
Do you film with dudes on your OF?
The guy I was talking to.
Only one dude.
That's obviously a pretty significant thing, right?
Someone's trying to date you and you have videos of you.
You're actively selling videos of you having sex with someone else.
I just started it, so yeah, I have one tape up with one dude that I was talking to.
But I haven't went around.
I'm not just going with dudes doing that.
You know what's crazy about your profile for Instagram?
So I'm in the car world, right?
We do car events, car meets, and a girl who has a car like that, we consider her like a pass around.
No, no, no.
Because in the car world, it's like, okay, who's been with her?
And it's like four guys, five guys.
Okay, who's next?
Pretty much.
So when they see your car, it's like, oh, she's a car girl?
For the streets, automatically.
Yeah, they do say that.
They do say car girls are for the streets.
Yeah, and bike girls too.
Yo, Fresh, who's taking her photos though?
Hey, who's taking your photos?
She's taking your photos.
She don't know you.
Yeah, what you mean, man?
I take her pictures, man.
Nah, so it's a guy on IG.
I have a cameraman.
I'm sure.
He does other stuff, too.
Me, too, sometimes.
Okay.
Let's bring her Instagram real quick.
But I get your point real quick.
Well, I mean, think about it this way.
Like, for a guy, and I don't know how much money you make, okay?
But let's just say, for sake of argument, for a guy...
To make the kind of money that an average, you know, earning OnlyFans girls make.
Like, what does a guy have to do?
To earn the same amount of money, right?
To be at least on an equitable level, right?
And you think about, like, all she has to do is take up her clothes and show her asshole on OnlyFans, right?
What does a guy have to do to earn the same kind of money that will get him a $65,000, you know, Corvette, right?
What does he have to do?
He's got to have a podcast.
He's got to have a book.
He's got to have this.
Like, what is it that that guy has to do to make, to grind that hard?
I have a question, ladies.
So there are societies where women make almost as much as men.
Scandinavian countries, like under 30, women are actually making more money than men.
In those countries where women make more money than men, and hypothetically, in any industry where women make more money than men, do the women then say, well, I have a lot of money, so I'm okay with dating a man who makes less money than me?
What do you think?
Well, I can only speak for myself.
Within my career field and I have other streams of income, I tend to actually make more than most of the men that I've dated.
I've never had an issue with it because a man could...
First of all, I just want to start out by saying this.
I don't think the amount of money a person makes matters if the person is not financially literate.
I have met men that made $100,000 a year and live paycheck to paycheck because they wanted to live like millionaires.
So if a man is financially savvy and, you know, depending where we live, I'd be...
I've been used to kind of dealing with men that made less than me, but they still took care of everything.
The reason why I bring this up is because there was this narrative that goes along with the patriarchy narrative that the reason why women clung to men who made more money was because of a patriarchy.
Because for years, women were just dependent on those men.
And so when the experiment is run in places where women make more money than men, what should happen is women should be totally fine with men who make less than them.
And the fucking opposite is true.
In those countries, women still want men who make even more money than them, even when they made a ton of money.
So the idea that women want men who make more money isn't cultural, it's not a patriarchy, it's fucking genetics.
And people have a hard time dealing with that, that they're looking for men that are like that.
So, going back to what he said, what do I have to do to make enough money to have a $65,000 Corvette?
No, I gotta have 1.6 times as much money as her in order for the average woman to find that man attractive.
And so that number of men that you can choose from becomes smaller and smaller.
And like I said before, there's plenty of guys who will marry you.
You guys just think they're invisible.
And just to address the chat here real quick, yes, I am fully fucking aware that, like, the average OnlyFans girl makes $120 a month, okay, because you're lazy asses.
But the potential.
Is there.
To make that kind of money.
So it's like if you're good looking enough and you're persistent enough and you develop a following, and I realize it's also about tips and subscriptions and everything else like that too, but the potential is there.
The potential is that for a woman to earn that kind of, let's say, what does it take for a woman to earn a million dollars a year and what does it take for a guy to earn a million dollars a year?
If a woman wants to...
She can start on OnlyFans.
She can bust her ass.
She can do whatever, you know, her own kind of self-generated pornography.
She can get up to there.
And the level of effort that is necessary to do that for young women and the level of effort for men is like night and day.
It's an order of magnitude greater.
Yeah.
I would just argue real quick because I get your point of view as well because let's say she does OnlyFans, right?
I've seen girls, for example, have a page like that, which isn't that bad.
OnlyFans is bad because obviously they're doing sex content.
However, if you meet a guy that's very successful, he'll take care of her, fly her around, have some fun, but not wipe her up.
If she was a guy that's actually going to wipe her up, I should have both of them.
And you meet girls like this and they've been engaged five, six, seven times and they think it's a flex, not recognizing these men were just...
Using them from short-term sexual access, probably have multiple fake wedding rings.
I've seen this happen.
Fake bracelets?
Fake bracelets, etc.
And these women are like, oh my god, I've had all these billionaires propose marriage to me.
It's like, no, they were trying to smash and they didn't want you to fuck other dudes, so that's why they did it.
It just never occurs to them.
It never occurs to them.
Your sexual market value as a man is the most attractive women and the most women who want to have...
Sex with you.
Your sexual market value as a woman is the highest status man who will commit to you.
There's a difference, and it is a biological double standard.
And often what women will do is they'll use the metric that men use.
If a lot of women want to have sex with you as a man, that's an accomplishment.
Sorry, I know some people, trad cons, don't like that idea, but it is true.
If a man has to put in so much work in order to have a lot of women want to have sex, unless he's outrageously good looking, generally that's what he has to do.
For a woman, in order to get a man to commit to her, that is the accomplishment.
Women getting sex, there is literally no thing on earth that requires less force than a woman getting sex.
Literally falling down a set of stairs requires more force than a woman getting sex.
Women getting sex is so easy, and so because of that, a man committing is the standard by which they look at it.
So what will happen is, they end up having non-committal sex with...
Center fielder, power forward, rapper, etc.
And they think, okay, that's my sexual market value.
No, that's just your sexual market value for sex, which is worthless to women, but in order to get commitment, they keep getting fooled into thinking they're committed to these men who are actually just passing them around.
Did you want to do another Instagram?
I mean, we'll go through all of them just because for the chat, but I get your point of view as well.
So we'll do you next.
Oh, look at Ms. Badass over here.
Here we go.
Chelsea.
That's me.
Instructor, pull, acrobat.
I already know what y 'all gonna say about the pull.
That's you?
She belongs to the streets.
What year was that?
Mommy, you were a freak back then.
I was not.
This is my business.
What year was that?
This is a business.
What year was that?
I don't know.
Maybe two years ago.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, I used to be fine.
So chat, would you guys wife her up?
Sorry to say yes or no.
Oh my god, don't play the video!
Most of my followers are women.
I promote body positivity.
Play the video.
That's crazy.
The chat's saying for the streets.
She belongs to the streets.
But I'm not scantily clad.
Like, I understand it can look bad, but this is my business, and I promote to women.
I promote body positivity.
I promote women.
I hope it's attached to a load-bearing stud.
So, Rolo made a great point before.
It's like, our friend James Sexton, he's a divorce attorney who makes money from divorce, and he keeps coming up with the reasons explaining to people why you shouldn't get married.
And so what I'm starting to see...
The men you guys are interested in, the more education they get and the more experiences they have, the less likely they want to get married.
You hear these women on The View, they weaponize these words, Peter Pan syndrome.
Peter Pan syndrome means man who doesn't want to mature.
He doesn't want to grow up.
No, what Peter Pan syndrome means when women are using it is there's a rich guy who doesn't want to marry me, therefore I need to make fun of him and call him Peter Pan instead of what the reality is.
Hey, wait a second.
56% divorce rate in this country and 80% of divorces are initiated by women.
So again, I'm immature and I have Peter Pan syndrome because I don't want you to take half.
That's essentially the point we've gotten to.
And so the more men are becoming educated on this because of...
Content creators like James Sexton.
There's other divorce attorneys who did this as well.
What's happened is now there's two sets of men.
There's this bottom 80% of men that are just like happy that one woman wants to have sex with them.
And this top 20% of men who have so many options, they know better than to get married.
And so that's where we are.
It's funny.
So I have some friends that are very successful, a couple billionaires.
And you know what they do, Sartain?
They'll date girls here, of course, have fun.
But they marry girls overseas.
Come here for vacation, do everything, and then head back.
So they kind of beat the system by doing that.
Okay, what about her?
You got her Instagram?
Let's see what you got.
Okay, Viva La Bonita.
Okay.
Oh, I see it while it's private.
It was private?
It was private.
Bunch of niggas.
Okay, so Sartine, Rolo, would you?
Sure, all right.
Sure, right?
34?
Yeah.
Wait, who's Moe?
That's my nickname.
Because my name is Monique.
Oh, shit.
I was going to say Moe?
How you know Moe?
Okay, so, what are we doing, Sartan?
Wifey or not?
Listen, I'm going to go back to the same thing I said before.
Michael Sartain is not getting married.
Of course not.
I'm going to say this.
The fact that you're 34 and not obese, that is the minority.
That's actually what a minority is now.
Someone who isn't fat.
Like it is 70% of people in the United States are overweight and 41% are obese.
That's where we are.
Whenever you hear those stats about women don't want older men, it's like, yeah, they do want older men.
It's just most older men are fat.
If you guys want to see a crazy thing, I don't know if you guys can pull it up.
Carol O 'Connor, 1971.
He stars in this show called All in the Family.
You remember All in the Family?
You pull up a picture.
Carol O 'Connor in 1971.
Is there any way we can pull up an image of him?
I want to show this.
Carol O 'Connor from All in the Family in 1971.
Just pull up any image of Carol O 'Connor.
All in the Family?
All in the family.
Yeah, just pull a picture.
I want to show you guys something that's crazy.
The reason why I bring this up specifically, that's Carol O 'Connor.
Just look at him right there, that picture of him in the purple, like, down in the middle here, down bottom middle here.
Look at this.
That's Carol O 'Connor in 1971.
He is younger in that photo than I am right now.
That's right when he turned 47. I'm about to turn 48. That's what 47 used to look like.
And now, but some guys can choose to take care of themselves.
And when you do, now...
Yeah, exactly.
There's a meme going around right now, and they took the shot of the old guy who was from Jurassic Park, the guy who started Jurassic Park.
I forget the name of the act or whatever.
He was 50 years old in that thing, and he looks like he's 70, right?
And they said, this is what a 50-year-old looked like in, what, 1994?
Yeah, the John Hammond character.
Yeah, John Hammond.
And then they showed another picture, and I want to say it's Vince Castle or something like that, and he's my age, like 57. This is a 50-year-old in...
20, 25, right?
And it is night and day between the two of them.
The way we can preserve ourselves and the way we can look better these days, all it takes is just the right amount.
And fighting against obesity, having some self-control.
We just cannot express how big that thing is.
People are talking about sexless marriages.
You want a great ED medication?
Having a hot, skinny wife.
The holistic method.
The actual holistic method?
Get skinnier.
That actually is the answer.
And so I think a lot of people are having issues with that.
And so when people are like, oh, I don't want to date older men in their 50s.
When they think 50s, they're thinking fat.
That's what they're thinking.
And so just avoiding that alone, especially with the diet that we have and the incredible level of estrogens that are in our plastics, that are in our perfumes, that are in our fish products, that are in food.
The incredible level of estrogens.
It's literally called, by the way, we're not saying this is not a red pill comment.
The feminization of men is happening all the time because of the chemicals.
Here's the thing, guys.
If I boil water, I can kill all the bacteria.
But estrogen is not a bacteria.
It's a molecule.
It doesn't go.
You can't boil.
Estrogen out of the water.
And so because of that, what you're seeing is more feminized men over periods of time.
And feminization, when you see higher levels of estrogen in men and they eat a lot of calories, what happens?
The testosterone aromatizes through fat and it becomes more estrogen.
And that's when you see the guy at the end of the bar with the big old man boobs.
That's where you see because his body is producing nothing but estrogen.
And more of the point is like she's 34, correct?
Yeah, at 34 and she looks like that.
That says to me that she has...
That's a personality statement is what that is.
Well, good genes, but it's also like I'm staying in shape because you're probably looking to find a guy, but I'm staying in shape and this is a priority for me, especially in a nation, like you said, with 70-75% is overweight and something like 35% are morbidly obese right now.
And if you can be 34 years old and you're still in fighting shape, that's...
That tells me about your personality at that point.
Do you work out?
Yeah.
Do you have any children?
Can I ask?
No, I don't have children.
But I think, too, just to add to this, first, there's a level of self-respect with everything.
So I try to eat very holistic.
I'm big on food is everything.
Literally, what you put into your body is what...
What makes you think a certain way, makes you obviously look a certain way.
So even things like vaping and obviously alcohol, there's so much to it.
So I think it's all about just literally what you put in your body is super important.
It's a reflection of you.
And just having respect for yourself, you can do that in several different ways.
So then why are you so single?
Because I'm single because I have high standards.
Of course you do.
And because of what we're talking about, money and women, this is very true.
I mean, you know, I know that women can be open to dating men that make less money than them.
I mean, I've done that.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong about it, but I'm just saying that it doesn't work.
I mean, that's a reality.
And so women are limited.
The amount of men that make...
Whatever the bracket is that's above us, whatever.
Six figures?
Yeah, but I mean, maybe like more than, you know, like a good range in the six-figure area.
But what if a woman's making six figures and the man's making $80,000?
There's not that much of a differential there.
To me, it is a difference because, I mean, we can try.
I'm not saying I'm opposed to it.
Most women agree with her.
Like if you were to survey the majority of women throughout.
Any culture, they're going to agree with her.
They want a man who makes more than them.
And so that's where we, Richard Reeves wrote the best book about this, basically going over the fact that because the education system, bachelor degrees, back in 1974, it was women were, it's like 14% below men.
So 86% of women to 100% of men.
And now in 2019, we're in the opposite direction.
Women are 15 percentage points more likely to get a bachelor's degree than men are.
Yeah, so that's what's happening.
And so because of that, you have these men.
That's who I mainly speak to.
That's my audience.
I'm speaking to men who feel invisible.
I'm speaking to men who the world has passed by.
And we just keep forgetting that they exist.
Women almost entirely forget they exist because when you ask them questions about men who are douchebags or men who are cheap.
I remember I was on SauceCast one time and this one girl says, I can't date in Miami because all these guys care about is their Bugatti.
And I'm like, there probably aren't even...
20 Bugattis in the fucking city.
But in her mind, that's all she could see.
She literally didn't see other men, not as non-viable objects or even unattractive.
She just didn't see them at all.
And so, like, my whole thing is, what are ways for men who are invisible to be seen?
Throughout history, we know from looking for max and y chromosomes that 40% of men and 80% of women have reproduced.
Women don't have to put in that much effort to find someone to reproduce with.
Men literally had to go to war and kill people for the opportunity to get a chance to reproduce throughout history.
60% of men, that's like more than half of men who have ever lived died a virgin.
That's how hard it is for men.
Also, I would argue as well, you said 80K to 100K, right?
Let's say that.
The fact that she knows she makes more than him, in her head it's like, okay, I'm the boss.
Automatically.
Now, obviously that's not every woman, but for the most part, she knows she makes more than him.
It won't matter.
But what, like, I'm just saying, if you look at the stats, though, like, if the average man is only making, what, like, let's say $50,000 a year, we're all these men that are, like, reproducing.
It's a lot of men with no money that have a whole bunch of kids that are still reproducing.
They have something else going for them.
Looks, probably.
But I think, personally, I think if they will, yeah.
I disagree.
I can say if a guy meets a woman's physical attraction to the T, I don't think it cares.
It matters how much money he makes, honestly.
Okay, so I think that, yes, that's a theory.
Like, that's what we want.
That's how we want it to be.
But I think, ultimately, like you're saying that for women, it will matter.
They'll feel a certain way.
Men will feel a certain way, too.
Like, men will feel like they won't feel like the dominant.
Partner.
And I mean, and I don't know if that's just me being traditional, but like, I do.
The average income for a man in the United States is around $50,000 to $60,000.
Right!
So, but all these men are procreating.
They're having children.
They're getting sex.
They're getting women.
To be fair, they're not.
They're actually not.
We're at the lowest birth rate and lowest marriage rate in recorded history.
So, I don't.
Also, keep in mind, let's say they were having a lot of kids, what you're saying?
They don't stay together.
It doesn't work out.
So that's a problem, too.
It's a bunch of broken homes because men are not up.
Just consider this.
If you do an internal survey of men you know, or men you've had sex with, the thing about those men that's unique is that they're all having sex.
Most men aren't having any.
Or they're having very little.
It's something like the bottom quarter to the bottom third of men have had zero sexual partners in the last two, three years.
Maybe like one.
Maybe they paid a prostitute in Columbia or something.
But for the most part, yeah.
It's the bottom third of men.
And it's like, I see you sitting there laughing at it, but that's why $6.6 billion, that's how much money in revenue OnlyFans made two years ago.
That's more than all 30 NBA salaries.
The salary cap for all 30 NBA teams.
These women made $6.6 billion.
And by the way, I'm not sitting here trying to trounce them for making money.
What I'm asking the question one more time is, how in the fuck did 1,000 men line up to have sex?
That's the question you really have to ask yourself.
Who is the guy number 700 who looked at number 699, who looked at number 701 and said, "I'm going to sit here and wait to have sex with this mid-British chick?" What is going on with you mentally for you to do that?
These aren't male porn stars.
And here's the other crazy part.
Those men who had sex with Bonnie Blue, she's probably most likely, for 700 or 800 of them, the most attractive woman they will ever have sex with.
Making their life so great.
She is the highlight of their life.
The point is, when we go back to this thing...
You're not lying.
Can I say one thing about the economy?
What you were just saying, how men feel so lonely and stuff like that, the worse the economy gets and the worse men feel about themselves, the more girls on OnlyFans actually...
Do better.
Yes.
Thank you.
I can literally measure male loneliness through only fan subscriptions.
Let me say that again.
I can literally measure male loneliness through only fan subscriptions.
That's how you can do it.
Just out to your point, Sartain, imagine the customer base for those girls as well, most of the guys are married.
Yeah, so it's a crazy number, about like 61% of men.
They're married, bro.
You know my hot take is on that?
So apparently I'm not a good wife.
I won't be a good potential wife to someone, but If more girls acted like porn stars, would we need porn stars?
If more women fucked their husbands, they wouldn't have to go jerk off to me.
Here's the next part.
Ready?
The next part is the AI influencer.
Right now, we can tell when we see the AI influencer.
She doesn't quite look real, but just really close.
Seven fingers.
We're going to get to a point where the AI influencer is at least like a Mid-tier...
Influencer.
Like, she makes mid-tier money, and some of them probably make a lot of money.
When we get to that point, every girl below the AI influencer on the money-making scale is out of a job.
I would expect in the next five years to see strip clubs packed again, especially if Trump passed the law where they don't tax tips anymore.
I would expect you're going to see what's going to happen.
The girls at the top will still make money, but the AI influencer, now it's going back to men who can manage 1,000 AI influencer accounts on OnlyFans, and it's the people answering messages.
And what happens is the real women are going to get pushed out of the market.
That's what I expect to see in the future.
And so the AI influencer is going to destroy the economic ability of the porn star.
Well, no, they're not people.
So a man will jerk off something he knows is not real.
This is not a real person.
The point is, they even know that it's not real.
It's so realistic.
It's like Westworld.
If you don't know the difference, does it really matter?
But as soon as we get to the point where it's a little bit better and I can make infinite profiles, and here's the really crazy part.
If I have girl A and I make an AI influencer of her, I have to pay her royalties.
If I have girl B and I make an AI influencer, I have to pay her royalties.
If I make an amalgamation of the two, I don't have to pay either one of them royalties.
It's smarter business.
Yeah, I don't have to pay either one of them.
And I can make infinite versions of those girls.
And make bank.
And make insane levels of money to the point where, like, literally, from a labor perspective, real-life flesh-and-blood OF models cannot compete with AI influencers.
And I know we're not there yet, but we're going to get there.
And when that happens, you're going to see twin peaks packed.
Sartain, to your point, women are lazy.
Naturally.
So imagine an AI-generated creator, that's a woman, she can work non-stop.
Yeah.
You can't.
Just saying.
I'm actually against that AI porn, honestly.
I'm sure you are.
I think I should mention right now that Mike and I are featured in a new docuseries that's coming out.
It's called Lonely Fans.
We both got interviewed for this thing.
The one thing is it was really kind of documenting the sexual marketplace or the sexual economy per how OnlyFans has influenced it right now.
The one thing I really like about this series is that it goes into, like we always call the sexual marketplace, sexual marketplace.
Well, sexual marketplace is an economy and it's subject to the same kind of economic forces, right?
So if AI arrives on the scene and it's a economy disruptor, then you're going to see that sort of move into other aspects.
It's not just guys jerking off on OnlyFans.
It's going to be like, how is this going to affect your ability to...
We know that.
We've been talking about that for, what, five years now, right?
Or if we talk about, like, alpha fucks and beta bucks, right?
If women can take care of their own long-term security needs, like provisioning protection and parental investment, what's left?
Well, the guy with the good dick.
That's the only guy that's left.
But how does that affect the sexual economy?
So you see all these trad cons come out and say, well, you know, we need to have more babies.
We need to get the fertility rate up.
We need to get going.
It's like, no, you have to fuck your husband if you want that to happen.
If you want to go back in time to this idyllic 1950s, you know, socially enforced monogamy model, then you have to fuck your husband in order for that to happen.
And that doesn't happen if the sexual economy is what it is right now.
So hold on.
Let's trip on real quick.
So here's a metric that we don't count.
In the space, which is good sex.
And it's funny because here in Miami, guys have money.
They got bread.
They got Bugattis.
They got Ferraris.
I do too.
Not all of them.
However, what they don't have, usually, is good sex game.
So what happens is, they'll be with the guy that has the money and the cars.
He'll pay for everything, but they can't fuck me.
You got a good dick, Chris?
Is that what you're trying to say?
I'm just saying as an example.
God wants you to have the baby.
You don't call it into a factor because you got money, but you don't have a good dick game.
People don't talk about that enough.
Girls get mad at men if they don't fill their emotional needs.
I think the equivalent to a woman's emotional needs is a man's A man not getting laid.
Sexual needs.
Just say it.
Yeah, exactly.
So I think it's like, if we all just were better at sex, we'd have a happier world.
Quick story, right?
Let's go to Rumble, Chris, if you don't mind, because I don't want this on YouTube real quick.
Let's go to Rumble.
It's actually a little bit dark.
But in the meantime...
Cool, alright, let's do it.
Today?
Let's go to Friday.
Friday.
Let's go to Rumble.
So...
It's crazy because recently, a couple months ago, there was a girl that we all knew, and her guy is well-known in Miami.
Super successful, has like 20 cars in the driveway, mega mansion, yachts, everything, right?
But what's funny is that she's not happy, of course.
She's like, oh, I have everything I want.
I can go shopping with this black card.
It's amazing.
But then she comes up with us.
Obviously, we know her.
She says, hey, listen, babe, you can go home.
I'm just going to tell my friends.
Funny enough.
He leaves.
She comes to our boat.
And she's looking for a guy to fuck.
Now, what's scary is that, like, obviously speaking, we know her guy.
But it's like, she's not satisfied.
And the question was, why she's not satisfied?
It's because...
She wants a good dick.
He doesn't have that.
So that right there is the fact that we don't call it in a spare because it's a hard thing to measure.
Pause.
Good dick is a hard thing to measure.
I've had better sex at a Motel 6 than I have at a Ritz-Carlton.
Why?
Because that man's got something to prove with the Motel 6. I think that's the formula.
I've said this before.
You don't truly understand women until you're sitting at home playing video games and some girl goes on a date and brings you back the leftovers to have sex with you after she just left a date that somebody else paid.
That's when you truly begin to understand women.
And a lot of times it's disenfranchising.
Roller calls it red pill rage.
This is the first time when you come to the realization that when you just stop giving a fuck about what they think, they become very attracted to you and you're like, bro, this is all I had to do?
Really?
This is all I had to do was just stop giving a fuck?
All I had to do was just be honest, tell her that I'm seeing other women and then she becomes outrageously attracted.
This is all I had to do?
All the shit that I was lied about from the church, from big...
Tech from the media telling me all this not my family telling me all this nonsense about women this is all I had to do and then all sudden women like me it's very disappointing when you first come to that realization but you don't until you have a woman literally have all this money spent on her and she still comes to have sex with you I said this before, when a woman is surrounded by beta, she craves alpha.
And so when she's...
And all the guys out there who are tricking off on women, I just want you to know, there's some guy she is having sex with who isn't spending any money on her.
No money.
No money on her.
And so when you come to that realization, when you really...
That's when you truly begin to understand women.
Well said.
Ladies, you want to respond to that at all?
Is he right?
Is he wrong?
Am I right?
I would say, too, obviously depends on the woman, but that's why I asked.
I'm like, every broke dude I know gets women.
It has a whole bunch of kids.
Every dude you know.
Broke guy.
I said every broke guy that I know has...
I'll bet you every broke guy.
We can go outside right now and find a bunch of broke guys.
I would say, okay, let me say.
The good-looking broke guys that I know...
They usually have a whole bunch of kids and they usually don't have any money.
So that's why I came to the conclusion, I'm gonna be honest, I do think a lot of women are liars or lie about what they usually do look for in a man because when I do see what they're really going, you know, sneaking under to go get, they're getting a guy that look good, yeah, but he has the five baby mamas.
Like, they become a mama number six.
How does that happen?
So I personally think, I think if a guy meets a woman's physical requirements to the T, I don't think it matters how much money he makes.
I think that, so just to add to that with the whole like alpha and beta thing, I think that that could be maybe that the person you're talking about could be very, coming off strongly as an alpha.
And so that will, yes, a guy, I can say this, like a guy can be broke and maybe not have like the best, maybe we don't agree on the same like values or whatever, but if he's like very alpha, that already gives off a sense of protection and just of strength.
And these are things that women want in men.
I think that's why when we're talking about guys who may make less money than you, if they're very alpha, that immediately makes them hot.
Honestly, there's a lot of women that are paymasters.
They're low-key paymasters.
They're not telling everybody.
I think a lot of us, maybe we've had friends that's been in that situation.
They're actually paying for everything.
For the audience, what's a paymaster?
Big Daddy.
It's usually when you're the breadwinner in the relationship.
Well, you pay for everything.
You usually have for everything.
You're a sugar mama.
There's a lot of sugar mamas walking around here.
They just don't say anything.
I love dating a bum or a homeless man.
But I will say, though, because they have nothing to do but give me all the attention in the world.
We have had so many chicks on Access Vegas who have said, like, I have moved a dude into my house.
He has, like, because he's...
His job is...
His job is...
He's a hobosexual.
I love that.
He's there.
He's homeless, and his only redeeming quality is he's got a good dick.
You gotta balance it out.
Okay, we're gonna start closing this out pretty soon.
Some chats real quick.
Nigga, I can't hear what you're saying.
Oh, we have to get on her Instagram.
We'll come back to that.
Oh, I definitely want to do hers.
I'm a little offended.
You didn't want to see my Instagram.
I want to see if she's wifey material from your Instagram.
Really?
It's not even fair, too, because you're going to put yourself on Instagram because you're hoeing, okay?
No, her Instagram person.
The one in the middle.
Real Dre Delevingne, that's me.
There it is.
Playboy Centerfold.
Ooh, yes.
Who don't want to come home to that, though?
That disqualifies you, right?
Nah.
Listen, man.
My husband's going to be excited.
I think it's a lot of hate, but I think Adam...
He's doing his thing.
He's in the industry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was the guy who was like the boyfriend of the porn star and then Adam said, oh, yeah, she's great.
I hope you enjoy her or some shit like that.
Forget the guy's name.
I remember what you mean.
Yeah, wasn't he like a tech guy or something like that?
Oh, he had a lot of money.
Yeah.
He married her.
I forgot his name, though.
Michael know.
The heatnest.
Oh, the heatnest, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, he's from the hot ones.
Adam22 goes, "Hey, congratulations for Pussy is Fire." I know, I'll agree with that.
It's funny because...
Yeah, Adam's that guy, man.
He's in the industry, so I get it.
Like, Adam's fucked at all.
I love him.
Odds are, by the time you make wife her up, Adam's had her.
Yeah, I've been to Adam D-Smash.
All right, nah, Nick, I'm good.
I know.
You would check before.
I'm going to marry this chick.
You've been a plump talk?
Oh, man, come on.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
They're all tested, so it's fine.
Okay, so her Instagram.
Yep.
Rola, would you...
Wife or not?
She's already disqualified.
Why wouldn't you want to come home today?
Let's just say, if that was a way...
Okay, Sartain, would you consider this as wife?
Probably not.
But what I would say is that, again, someone's going to ask you to marry them.
If Riley Reid has a kid right now...
But isn't this Vegas Standard, kind of, like how girls are?
Or is it bigger?
She has a bigger boob job.
Honestly, everyone says that.
I totally agree.
You bury the ass, you bury the boobs.
That's true.
Wow, that's really funny.
Has anyone had surgery here before?
Anybody?
No.
You?
Yeah, really big on body mod.
Body mod?
Body modification.
What'd you mod?
What'd you do as a car?
Oh, stomach, butt, arms.
Wow.
I guess my lips don't only.
Nobody else?
No.
I did my boobs.
You did your nose on your balls?
It's an investment.
Is a lip filler considered surgery?
It's a modification, so yeah, kind of.
I guess.
Wait, it went away?
Yeah.
How long does it last?
I think a year.
If you give a lot of blowjobs, it lasts.
Is that honestly the best national remedy?
Of course you would know that.
Of course you would know that.
You would make a great wife, I'm sorry.
I think you have a great personality.
She's very winning, very winning.
What about her?
Her Instagram, if you don't mind.
With the blue here.
Forever Bink?
Forever Fab Inc.
Oh, I do.
Yo.
Alright, alright, that's it.
Yeah, we can stop it.
What do you say hello?
I'd have you do my next tattoo.
Okay.
Wait, what is that?
Twerking and making food?
Oh, hell no.
You see me in the kitchen, cooking.
Cooking with fab.
Cooking with fab.
Very much so.
Seasoning chicken.
Okay, okay.
Wifey.
You still get that lip piercing, though.
Also, we got 20K watching, man.
Oh, we got some subs up as well, if you guys don't mind.
Almost.
Again, 70K subs.
Chris is going to do a live AA meeting in your studio.
And of course, like the video, follow Rolo on his channel, Sartain, and your channels are.
I am TheRationalMail on YouTube.
You can also find us at AccessVegas.
We kind of simultaneously AccessVegas.
And we are on every other Wednesday now.
Yeah, and you can find me at Michael Sartain on Instagram, Michael Sartain on YouTube.
The easiest way.
And then Sartain Podcasts on Twitter if you really want to see some offensive shit.
And not to glaze, pause, but these guys have had the most girls I've seen for events ever.
And Sartain does a good job because they're pretty hot.
They're out there in Vegas following your lead.
So that's some props for you, bro.
I appreciate it.
Good stuff.
That's what we try to do.
His list is much bigger than mine.
Of course!
You're married, bro, so I get it.
Well, I mean, it's funny because in the last year I've developed kind of like a small-ish list, but this guy has just got exponential.
That's right.
I teach you how to build a list.
That's right.
Build a list.
That's what I do for a living.
What's the next one?
I think...
Is it Fiji?
Fiji.
Fiji water.
Fiji to drip.
Okay, let's see.
Scroll it.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
That's not me.
Is that hero?
Hero.
That's my dog.
Don't you have the same dog, Fresh?
I was going to say, yes!
Oh, my God!
No!
That's crazy.
Look at that nigga's nose!
It wasn't me!
Wifey material.
She has wife material.
Just from that shot right there.
Okay.
I don't know about that picture.
I'm sorry.
It's gotta be one.
It's gotta be one.
That was not good.
Why don't we ask the ladies?
I almost gave it to her.
Forgivable.
Totally forgivable.
Forgivable is crazy.
I feel you're all...
Well, I should get back to the back, bro.
Well, Why don't we show them everybody's IG and see if the ladies think we're marriage material.
Okay!
So let's bring up our Instagrams.
Sartain, I don't know yours by heart.
I got nothing about real stuff.
Bills, you know mine.
And Rolas, of course.
So we'll do tests in the meantime, if you don't mind.
You sure?
Fuck it, bro.
At this point, nigga, I'm close.
No, no, no, you're banned.
You're banned on IG.
No, you're not.
I follow him.
Not bad.
At this point, bro, I'll make a phone call.
It's fine.
All right.
Let's do some chats in the meantime.
Yeah, that's fine.
And then who gave subs?
Diglitz, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Anybody else?
Nope.
Cool.
What's the next chat?
That'll be fun, though.
Us having a...
Oh, God.
Shout out to your brother, Diglitz, for supporting the show.
By the way, some of your subs, Chris is at AA.
I gotta do my speech therapy.
Speedy523 says, question from Michael Roller and Fresh.
As a guy who receives compliments from women, specifically my jewelry, since some of the pieces I make are my own, I tend to remember most of the girls' faces when they compliment me.
Is it true that when women receive compliments, sorry, men receive compliments from women, Often that men remember most of girls' faces that have given compliments versus women that will only remember one or two guys.
So he's saying in a nutshell, if you got compliments from a girl, would you remember her face?
Yeah, of course.
Because it's so fucking rare.
Yeah, because the thing is, for men, we're going to remember the sex we had because we had to work to get it.
And then the compliments we get, women don't care about our looks at anywhere to the point where we...
We care about theirs, right?
And so, like, ladies, how many of you guys have gotten complimented on Instagram by a dude?
Yeah?
All of you, all the time.
Like, I don't...
I can't remember the last time some girl was like, oh, wow, you're hot.
Like, they don't say it to me.
And so, of course, because it's so...
Not rare for them, they're not going to remember.
And because it's very rare for him...
Women rarely give compliments because they're worried that guys are going to take it the wrong way.
They normally do.
That's what I wanted to comment on that.
Because I've complimented men several times.
And they all start trying to smash.
And I'm like, bro, I'm just being nice.
Like, what the hell?
I can't compliment your shoes.
Friends zone them all.
Friends zone all the women.
They want to smash you?
I'm assuming they try to say, oh, you got a boyfriend, you got a man.
Like, what?
I mean, I don't forget faces anyway, so if I see you one time, I won't forget.
You don't, Fresh.
I'm glad you always remember me.
I'm not invisible to you.
Of course.
But women regret the sex they had, and men regret the sex that they didn't have, right?
And if it's a missed opportunity, yeah, that's going to stay in your memory.
Do you guys compliment guys at all?
All the time.
I do.
I love to laugh y 'all out.
I do.
Because it's rare, so it makes them feel good.
What do you say to them, Fiji?
What I see in them, or whatever.
Whatever they are to me.
If they're handsome, or if they're kind, or if they do something that's nice.
Not nice, but something that I like.
Not pleasure, necessarily.
For this year alone, how many guys did you give compliments to this year?
Come on, Feezy.
Um...
Oh, shit!
No, wait, I'm...
Probably...
Think about this?
Hold on, hold on.
Uh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Like, two or three, probably.
Now, is that a compliment, or is that, like, thanking them for something?
No, complimenting them.
Compliment?
No, it's not.
Complimenting them.
So, two or three?
Yeah.
Like, you have nice shoes.
No, nothing what they have.
Like, more like their persona, who they are.
You're a really interesting, insightful individual.
Something like that.
Okay.
But not like that, that, but something like that.
I do go into details sometimes.
Hey, what's it called when women give you compliments and don't want to sleep with you?
You know what the term is?
Gaslighting.
I wasn't gaslighting.
Real quick, guys, to receive a sub in the chat, you've got to type in the chat.
So just real quick, subs are waiting for you guys.
Type in the chat on Mabroki, or WRL, and it should give you a sub right away.
It means you get no ads or rumble from any creator, us, Crowder.
It doesn't matter.
So we'll do you next.
Compliment for a guy?
Last time you did it?
Maybe like today or yesterday?
How many this year?
Like five, six.
What would you be saying?
I mean, I'll call guys handsome.
I'll tell them they're smart, they're strong.
Oh, you're handsome.
You're strong for carrying my bags.
Yeah, exactly.
Things like that.
Wait, wait, wait.
So guys have to do something first for you girls and then receive a compliment?
No.
It doesn't have to be like that kind of exchange.
No, that's one of the compliments.
If he does, I'll compliment that.
But, like, otherwise, like, he doesn't have to do something for me to compliment him.
Like, I have to just, reading the body, like, or like, it's just a random compliment that'll just pop up and I'll just say something.
Okay.
What about you?
I love men, so I compliment them all the time.
I'm like a little vampire.
I would call it gaslighting, except she would probably fuck all of them.
Vampire?
Do you fuck your fans?
Of course.
See, okay, yes.
There you go.
What about you?
In conversation.
I mean, last time was probably like this week.
Maybe yesterday when we were talking about someone, he was fasting and he was explaining all the benefits from it, etc.
And then I was like, okay, you look really athletic.
You look really healthy.
That was a fourth compliment.
You look!
Well, no, I think it's a compliment, because, I mean, I don't, you know, like, we don't know each other, and I think saying someone looks athletic is...
I mean, first response.
Like, you see the person, you say, oh, nice shirt or nice shoes.
Oh, like, just randomly?
Yeah, randomly.
I mean...
Never.
No, well...
Come on.
Okay, no, just random?
No.
No, that's kind of creepy to be like, hey, like, walking by you and be like, I love your smile.
Like, I think that's...
I would be like, "Tranny." Sorry.
We're on YouTube?
No, you're good.
We're playing Kanye's new song now?
Is that what's going on?
I have a better idea.
We'll play it on his YouTube channel.
How many subs do you need for that?
What about you?
I compliment men all the time.
You know, nice cologne.
You have a nice smile.
I like your gun.
So my number one compliment is my smile and my cologne.
That's what I get.
You do have a nice smile, and you do smell good.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm cock-locking still.
Don't wear Oreo, man.
And he likes to donate to the church.
What's yours?
I compliment guys.
I usually compliment if they have, like, tattoos.
Like, I like tattoos.
Damn, I don't have any tattoos.
You know what's funny?
I thought about tattoos for a while.
I was like, okay, look at a tattoo.
Could you even see it?
No, probably not.
There's no point, right?
You can't see it.
We're going to glow in a dark tattoo, yeah?
You can't go to the tanning bed either.
I can't.
I'm already tanned.
You'll never know that, Joy.
Alright, what's the next one?
Next chat?
That name is crazy.
I don't know what that means.
The porn star is delusional.
They're going to fuck your kids up.
It often leads to self-deletion.
Oh, I think he means your digital footprint.
Digital footprint, I think.
Can I disagree with that for a second?
Sure, go on.
Because I was going to, actually, this was my point that I was going to say during that whole thing, like, you know, how your digital footprint will follow you around.
And I've used that, I mean, I've had other people ask that question before.
What would happen if, like, your daughter or your son or whatever sees it?
Typical question, yeah.
I'm just going to go on a limb here and say, like, in the future, when your son is, like, say, 13 or 14, we're talking like 14, maybe...
20 years from now, let's just say.
I mean, I hope you have a kid soon.
But, like, if the kid is, like, somewhere between 14, 15 years old, I think that probably by 2030 or when we get into the 2030s, it's going to be so common.
Normal.
They're not even going to ask questions because, you know what, Billy's mom is the only fan star.
It's going to be worse than that.
It's going to be worse than that.
When you, when the kids...
Make fun of the other kid for having the OnlyFans mom.
Those kids will be expelled from school.
100%.
We're not there yet.
Right now, the OF model is getting kicked out of the PTA meeting.
But that, I'm telling you, the way the Overton window was, it's going to change.
And you're going to see, like, oh my god, I saw your mom on OF.
That kid is getting expelled from school.
That's what's going to happen.
People fight me on this all the time, but we've talked about this before.
It's like, we're getting to the point, and I'm going to make a prediction.
I think it will happen in 2028 in the election cycle.
You're going to find that there's going to be OnlyFans, girls who are going to take the money that they make on OnlyFans, and they're going to be members of Congress.
They will be senators.
I don't think so.
I think 2028 or in the midterms, you're going to find...
It's not going to be Sophie Rain.
That's why someone like Kamala, how they try to erase her past, what she had going on.
Here's what's going to happen.
It's not even going to be on that side.
It's going to be on the conservative side, and they're going to be okay with it.
Damn.
Can I say something?
You think the conservative side will be okay with it?
I'm dead certain they're going to be.
Because it'll be a form of empowerment for that girl.
You know what?
Because they won't care.
The people who are voting for that, they won't care.
As long as their person is in that office, they won't care how they got into that office.
So for the first time I saw at the gala, remember, the gala's elegant, classy, celebrities.
I saw OnlyFans star.
I think her name's Camilla.
Camille.
She was there as one of the main people.
The girl from the bop house.
I've been seeing this for years.
This is the first time I see somebody of that stature.
Get that much fame and camera time.
First time, bro.
I'll tell you something.
She's extremely popular.
I saw one interview.
She lives in the house with Sophie Raine.
Camilla said she was making $1.5 a month.
And Sophie Raine was making $4 million a month.
And then the other girls were making like $600,000, $700,000 a month.
Just crazy numbers like that.
But I will say one other thing that I thought was a bit damaging, and maybe you ladies don't see it this way, but if you had kids, maybe you would, is when I would go to ADN in Vegas.
What is ABN for people that are watching?
Adult Video News Awards.
I go to that.
It's a porn award.
Of course you do.
When you go to ABN and you saw Lily Phillips, I took a picture with her, and I saw Lily Phillips.
When you take, as a joke, I took a picture with her.
It was 101.
Yeah, it's like, why be one in a million when you could be one in a thousand?
No, but so, you know, when you're there, they're not treated like famous porn stars.
They're treated like...
A-list celebrities with security following them everywhere.
And I was just like watching this incredible cavalcade of people following Lily Phillips across the main floor and thinking to myself, if I was a girl and I wanted to be famous, that looks like famous to me.
That looks famous.
And so there's another part that's kind of scary.
It's like, how do you then keep your daughter from doing that?
Because people desperately want fame.
And it is, I think...
What happened was pornography was sort of like a jaded form of fame previously, 80s, 90s, 2000s, and now it's not.
It's like, it's crazy when you consider to a certain segment of the population, now porn fame is fame, and so now what does that do to...
The second derivative of that.
What are the downstream ramifications for all these other women who are now taught, hey, let's sexualize yourself to make money as opposed to being a surgical nurse or being an accountant?
To your point, the grandmother that was Kim K. Sex tape.
She created the new blueprint.
Yeah.
And Paris was before her.
Crazy, bro.
Wait, hold on.
I want to say something to Borsar.
What?
She wanted to talk fresh.
I think I kind of forgot what I was talking about in that time.
That's fine.
Next time.
Okay.
Any more chats?
Yes.
Cool.
Uh, your boy Lem.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Ratings from Michael Blackson.
Fuck you, nigga.
To Chin, No Chin, Mr. Bean, one.
That's you.
Come on.
Goddamn.
Silverback, Planet of the Apes, Beep, negative one.
What the fuck?
These motherfuckers.
Horchata and Mayonnaise, Connoisseur, one.
What is that?
Me?
Because she's a Colombian.
Temu Alexa Jordan, three.
Modern day Harriet Tubman, negative one.
Jesus.
This is like a racist, bro.
Clydesdale horse, make a horse noise, negative one.
You spent $10 and typed all this shit out.
You're the only one for a guy who are low earners.
They are all invisible to you, girls.
So all your previous statements about wanting a midman are invalid.
Equals cap.
That's what you think.
Anyways, give a proper welcome to Mr. Bean.
She needs a chin transplant.
I have no chin.
Wait, I'm confused.
You're fine, girl.
He has a cute chin.
Sweet chin music.
Hey, man.
It's what it is.
Hard floor is.
Lay FFYB meme.
This represents a man's life work simply summed up.
A good man is hard to find because he's not looking for you.
Oh, shit.
Look for the fun.
Oh, that's it?
That it?
Alright guys, we'll do last thoughts on the show.
Hate it, love it.
So ladies, how was the show for you?
Good or bad?
Give us your honest opinions and we'll start right here with Fiji.
Good.
Did you learn something?
It's always something.
Educational?
Yeah.
You smoke weed?
I stopped yesterday.
Mystery solved.
Mystery solved.
So there's a correlation between girls, right?
Where they have a lot of...
Time on their hands to do drugs.
And usually, no offense to you, it's either weed or toosie, right?
Toosie.
No toosie, no pussy.
Toosie's so crazy, bro.
Is it in Vegas too, right?
Of course.
Bro, it's so, it's this pink.
Anybody guys seen this pink like cocaine stuff?
2C, obviously it's cocaine and ketamine.
2C.
People don't realize what that means.
That's what it is.
It's just they're mixing the two.
It's crazy how many people are in that shit.
And these aren't parties, events.
So to me, I'm kind of like, if you're kind of slow.
He's going to EDC on Sunday too.
Really?
I don't do any drugs, but I'm going to EDC on Sunday.
Yeah, I'm going to the Mosh Pit.
I'm going to listen to Dubstep.
Dude, so I was in France for like a week, right?
Yeah.
The party scene over there is kind of like divided.
It's between Deep House, Afro House, and then like rap.
Yeah.
But because of the fights and stuff with rap, they kind of shut it down.
Yeah.
So it's a bunch of at these clubs.
Yeah.
But everybody, I swear to God, bro, is on something.
Yeah.
And then it's at the parties where there's a private setting with more drugs and then it's like a fucking like freak off festival, bro.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I mean, when you look at the correlations between like drug use, alcoholism.
Tattoos, piercings, and body count, it's like a one-to-one correlation.
It's fucking crazy.
Also, when you look, like, it's madness.
It's just like, I met these girls, I remember, my friend, she went to AA.
Shout out to CJ.
Really?
Yeah, shout out to CJ.
Chris, you hear that?
Yeah.
Shout out to CJ Sparks.
She's been sober for five, six years now.
Nice.
And she would introduce me to all these other girls in her AA class.
And a lot of them are influencers.
And some of them used to do porn.
And I would ask them, like, so since you stopped drinking, like, what's happened to your sex life?
And I've had girls say, haven't had sex in three years.
Yeah.
Because they used alcohol as a lubricant, you know, pause, for them to have sex.
Alcohol was part of their seduction process.
I'm a man.
We don't have a seduction process.
We're ready to go.
That's how we were genetically created, to be ready to go all the time.
Ejaculate and evacuate.
So these women, they had made alcohol such a severe part of their seduction process that when you took the alcohol away, they would go years without sex.
So just add to your point real quick.
So imagine you meet a girl.
She looks amazing, normal, and she does drugs low-key behind the scenes.
How would you know?
Like, for example, I was shown a part of Paris that, like, most people don't see because, obviously, they're not, like, fucked in.
But these are hot girls, bro, that you would never even imagine they do drugs.
And it's like, you're going to wife her up, and then she's a drug addict.
I mean, over time, you're going to be able to tell.
I also think with cocaine, you start seeing people lose empathy.
Like, just losing the ability for empathy.
They become narcissistic, delusional, stuff like that with the drugs.
But I'm going to just tell you, give this guy right now, because I'll give you guys a piece of advice.
If your girl does coke, whatever, And you do it with her.
I don't think it's a good idea, but if she ever does it without you, she is fucking someone else.
Please understand, if your girlfriend does cocaine without you, she is...
Fucking someone else.
Because what's happened is you've given this massive leverage point for her to get a dopamine rush being around another man without you.
And you also need to ask yourself, what is wrong in your relationship that she needs to do drugs without you?
So when your girl's going to stagecoach, Coachella, when she's going to those things without you and she's doing drugs without you, or she's getting drunk on a regular basis without you and she's hanging out with her hoe friends without you, please understand, it's not if.
But it's when.
She is fucking someone else.
So I never was around people doing drugs on that level, right?
And what's crazy is that they did 2C.
It was so touchy, bro.
It was like, yo, is this okay?
Because it was so intimate.
And I was like, damn, this is crazy.
Because imagine that's your girlfriend in this setting.
She's getting fucked, bro.
Like, dead ass.
She's getting fucked.
It's just madness.
And, like, the guys that are in such denial, because what's happened is they go on social media and they're being told not letting their girl go to stagecoach without them makes them insecure.
Nope.
It's just madness.
That is not insecurity.
Again.
If you put a man in a situation where he's surrounded by hot women, yes, he's probably more likely to cheat.
But somehow women aren't the same way.
Of course they are.
If you keep putting these girls...
And by the way, the reason why I'm saying all the stuff I'm saying about they are having sex with someone else is not because I was cheated on.
It's because I'm the problem.
I'm the guy on stage at Excess and Omnia.
I'm the guy at Zook.
I'm the guy who's at...
I'm going to be at Marquis Skydeck in like 96 hours.
I'm going to be up there and I see these girls that have boyfriends and they just magically left their morals at the door.
And by the way, if you put a polygraph on them when they got off the plane, are you going to cheat?
They would tell you they're not.
And they mean it at that time.
But it's just like, it's another drink.
And then you're like saying, it's some Toosie.
And then, wait.
Diplo, Marshmallow, want me to go up to the hotel room?
Okay, let's go up to have a party.
And then they watch their ho friends do shit, and the next thing you know, they just ended up fucking some dude.
A lot of guys have a hard time with this.
And it's one of the most destructive things I've seen, is men are being called insecure for not wanting a girl's trip to Vegas.
I live on the strip in Vegas.
I'm telling you.
I know, by the way, I know 12 girls that moved to Vegas, got a job as a cocktail server, and left their husbands in whatever city they were from, and all 12 of them got divorced.
Because it doesn't work that way.
It is alpha to be near a woman, it is beta to be away from her.
And so in that situation, it's like one of these situations, there's no way around this.
If your girl is out doing drugs and drinking and she's not with you, at any point, if she needs that stimulus without you, she is going to sleep with someone else.
Ladies, lesson here, don't do any drugs.
What about you?
Without your man.
Even with your man, you're going to want it at some point when he's not there, so it's so bad.
I had a great time here.
Is that the question?
Yeah, it was an awesome show.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shout out to Detox.
I had a great time.
As usual?
Of course.
I love it here.
Okay, you said you had a five.
Add count to your body count?
Yeah.
Someone I know?
I plead the fifth.
Okay, I'm just curious.
What about you?
I had a good time.
You say you do psychology, right?
Yeah.
Did you learn a lot here from this conversation?
Yeah, I mean, a lot of the topics that you're bringing up, I agree with.
And I mean, it's good to hear different perspectives on everything.
Cool.
What about you?
As always, I had a great time.
I bet you did.
Thank you for coming.
That's been all these?
I had fun.
As a car girl, props to you for doing cars, but it is an L for guys.
Sartain, where can they find you guys?
Again, man, the easiest way is to go on Instagram.
There we go.
You can find me on Pornhub.
That's where you can find me.
Easiest way to find me.
Easiest way to find me, look at Michael Sartain on Instagram.
If you guys are interested, we give out free social media audits and free social life audits.
We go over your social circle with you.
If you guys want that, it's a free audit that we do.
Just click the link in my bio on Instagram and same thing on YouTube.
Awesome.
You can find me on Twitter, Rolo Tomasi, Rational Mail.
You can also find me on Instagram.
And all five of my books are available on Amazon right now, so please go get that.
And I'm deep in the woods for book six right now.
What's the title?
Reignite.
Also, that's a good one, eh?
And we have the event.
May 17th?
Yeah, so this Saturday, again, we're doing this for disabled veterans.
It's going to be Babes in Toyland White Party.
It's going to be at the Good Times Hotel.
Good Times Hotel.
It's called Strawberry Moon is where we're having it.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never been there, so I'm excited to go check it out.
It's cool.
We're going to do that.
And then the other thing is, I want to say this.
There's a bunch of people out there, because we were talking about drugs.
There's fewer people doing drugs now.
I've never done drugs in my life.
I've never done any drugs.
I've never been drunk in my life.
And I've just noticed one thing we've noticed is how many guys are really wanting to get into that lifestyle where they still want to date beautiful women.
They want to network with awesome people, but just do no drugs or alcohol.
And that's something that we're specializing in now is really trying to help guys who want a sober life.
So you get up early in the morning, you know, you're getting your 45 minutes of sun, you're doing your cold plunge, you're doing your intermittent fasting, you're doing your sauna, you're doing your five day workout splits, you're drinking a gallon of water, all that kind of stuff.
And you don't want to screw that up with drugs or alcohol.
That's something that we're really working with a lot of guys like that.
Good stuff.
We got two more chats to read.
Awesome.
Top 32, Sekmar says, Rollo's right.
Conservatives and Republican voters won't care about their women elected having news online.
Remember when the right wing was against gay slash lesbian people?
Yes, I remember.
They'll bend a knee for a seat.
Dude, holy shit.
The reason I say that is because there's this new popularity and this new trend of like, I mean, we've seen this happen already.
I'm sure you guys have discussed this, but there's, you know, traditional feminists.
The tradcon feminists.
Soul cat, bro.
And I'm going to tell you right now, I mean, they might have, they might quit their OnlyFans, but they will take that money from OnlyFans and they will use that to propel them in their political careers.
And I guarantee you it will be from the right.
It's expected from the left, right?
But, I mean, when you look at it, like, you got these girls that are out there, like, baking cakes and shit with this crucifix on them, and they got their big titties out and everything, and people defend them, because if you go in and want to say something about that, you're not attacking the chick, you're attacking the ideology.
And so, what's going to happen is, well, it's not going to matter what she did, as long as we got somebody on our team in the White House, in the Congress, in the Senate.
That's a clip, man, for the future.
Alright, and then last one.
Zane 2. W and L Chris, drunk ass.
L Rash, W Mo with E. Zane again says, Rolo looks so different without his glasses.
There you go.
And I have one more question for the ladies for the chat.
Shout out to Jman888.
Ladies, name three countries.
Classic.
We'll end the show with that one.
So we'll start right...
You cannot name...
USA, Canada, Mexico.
Also, you cannot repeat whatever she said before you.
No, why am I last?
I did it on purpose.
So, your turn.
And no helping ladies.
Three countries.
It could be anywhere in the world.
Russia.
Okay, two more.
Uzbekistan, is that a country?
It is.
Are you asking or are you telling?
I guess I'm telling.
Okay, and the last one?
Croatia.
Okay.
Those three countries.
The caucus.
We can have them guys.
You can't use Haiti.
Why not?
You didn't say that before?
Yeah, no, you can't just make up.
Plus, we got flagging on Sunday.
You're from Haiti.
Your background, I asked your background, so you can use Haiti.
Okay, fine.
Nope!
One more, you got it.
Nigeria.
Okay, yeah.
Uh...
Nope.
Antarctica, Africa, and Russia.
She's trying to be funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're trying to be funny.
Come on, come on.
You know Antarctica's not a country.
It is.
There's seven countries.
Stupid!
No, Antarctica is not a country.
Antarctica.
That ice wall at the bottom.
Sorry, shout out to the flat earthers.
The ice wall.
I'm a flat earther.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Well, then you should really know that Antarctica is not a country.
Wrong!
I get a little confused.
Okay, cool.
And Africa is a continent.
It's not a country.
Okay.
Yeah.
Tell me you're joking, right?
I learn something new every day.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Roll up, Sartin.
From your experience, is that sperm brain?
No, it's not that.
It's not part of a reality to know things about geography.
You're so nice.
Chris, what do you want to say?
Nothing.
What about you?
Turkey, Lebanon, Argentina.
Those are three countries, yeah.
Laos, New Zealand, Fiji.
Nice.
Your name's Fiji.
I know, right?
I'll give it to you.
Last but not least.
Nope.
Yo, she about to cry.
Florida.
I believe in you.
Florida.
Uh, Florida.
Brickles.
Brickles.
Oh, no.
You're right, Brickles.
It went late.
Oh, no, it went late!
Um, China?
Yes, China.
Two more, two more.
You're doing good.
Tokyo is not a country.
Two more.
Two more.
I'm in Japan.
I'm in Japan.
She's in Japan.
She's in Japan.
Let's start over.
We'll give her a chance because you're the last one here.