And we're gonna cover today why you shouldn't get married in these times.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
Get out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not just what I see.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
This night and I will never tell a sign.
If you get for me then I will never tell a sign.
Pushes in.
All right, we're back.
Listen, guys, we know Myron's not here.
He's actually at TimCast right now live on Rumble, so go support him as well.
Yes, sir.
But we got Mr. Gannett here today.
He's going to kill it with some lovely ladies.
So we'll do the chats first and the intros, and then hop into the actual videos and questions.
There's no chats yet.
Not yet?
All right, cool, so we'll do intros then.
So ladies, if you don't mind.
Wait a little fresh, man.
Oh, yeah, no, Smith.
Every time, man.
Dr. Marco, Marco.
Yes, sir!
Shout out to the girls.
Shout out to Ms. Organic.
Shout out to Fresh.
Yeah, I mean, guys, stop complaining about Myron.
There was Myron.
Listen, nigga, you want a show or nah?
Because I could easily not have a show tonight if you wanted Myron.
But we're here.
We're having a good time.
So shout out to the chat ninjas.
Where can they find you?
Find me on OnlyFans.com slash Aaron Parkson.
No, I'm joking.
We don't do OnlyFans over here.
But find me on Twitch on Aaron Parkson.
Let's go.
All right.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name.
Your age, we do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome back to the show.
Hello.
My name's Sylvia.
I am 27, single, and I'm from San Francisco.
I'm visiting.
Yeah.
I'm visiting.
That's the best one.
What's your background?
Like, my heritage?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Some type of Asian, eh?
You're funny, Chris.
Tire Vietnamese?
No, I'm actually Chinese and Mexican.
I'm pretty rare out here.
Trust me, we know.
What do you do for work?
I do modeling, I do social media, I do lifestyle content and marketing.
And highest education level?
I went to college.
I went to UC San Diego, shout out.
Tritons.
What's your degree in?
International business.
Nice, okay.
International.
You said your age was what?
Chinese and international?
No, I'm scared.
You what?
You what?
Okay, so your age was what?
27. 27, okay.
Dating status?
Single, so, you know, come holler.
Birth control?
What?
Are you a birth control?
Yeah.
Okay.
She's responsible.
She's responsible.
Okay.
Parents, are they still together?
Um, yeah.
Okay, cool.
Nice.
Good stuff.
All right.
Welcome to the show.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Oh, wait, Chris.
My bad.
You know what?
Go ahead, bro.
Your body count, man.
What?
Oh, from the rip, huh?
Oh, me?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
How many guys?
I'm an angel.
I don't kiss and tell.
Stop the cap!
We believe you.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Stephanie.
I'm from Tampa, Florida.
Moved to Miami like a year and a half ago.
I'm 27. I do residential real estate with one Sotheby's here in Miami.
Yes.
Real estate agent here.
I am.
I am.
Real deal.
Real deal.
You can't just, you know, it's not just the...
The question is, though, how many properties have you sold, though?
Right.
Newer in the industry, full transparency.
Just focus on condos.
Three deals this year and working on a couple other in the pipeline.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
It's better than zero.
You know, like, the theory of...
You know, real estate agents in Miami, especially Beautiful Women, that comes with something when you do the deal, you know, the guys, they get you too.
It absolutely does.
Yes, it absolutely is.
But I think there's always more than me to do with anything you do.
Is that what you do too?
What was it?
Is that what you do as well?
You're talking to him or talking to me?
No, you said me as well.
Yeah, do you do that?
Do they come with a package deal?
Do you get a condo and a little bit of ass with it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Okay.
No.
That's what they all say.
Sorry to disappoint.
Yep.
Oh, look at that Malcolm.
Are you looking for a condo?
Yeah, I am too.
And a package, nigga.
We'll get you the penthouse.
Talk to me after.
Okay, nice.
Okay.
Dating status.
Be truthful.
Uh-oh.
Someone cheated.
No, no, no.
I am in a relationship.
That's a beautiful thing.
Wait, what's that funny?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sylvia is my best friend and I haven't filled her in on the latest.
Are you serious?
It's the same guy.
I didn't go back to him.
You know.
Just be free, baby.
You don't need to be with him.
No, I'm an honest woman.
I need two condos.
Okay, you need two condos.
Are you single?
I am not single.
Oh, well.
That was too long.
So is that a no for the condos?
Nope.
I have like 20 business cards to give you.
Nope.
Of course.
Nope.
We know that.
Just saying.
Yep.
Okay.
Nope.
So education level?
Highest?
Bachelor.
College.
Yeah, 40 degree.
It was international studies, but honestly doesn't apply much to what I'm doing now.
Learn a little about everything, but I think, yeah, that's kind of how it is, right?
Yeah.
Also as well...
Ethnic background?
Oh, background, yeah.
Yeah, my...
My family's white.
You're from the U.S., yeah.
I mean, distant German and Irish, but I don't like to say that just because it's not...
But we like that because most white people don't know where they're white from.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm white, no.
You both of us came over here on boats, too.
No, I don't think anything...
Like, people say, oh, I'm this and that, and you're really not.
It's not, like, first generation.
I feel like it's not really brought into the family or ethnicity is, like, really, like, you know, introduced.
And I think it's, like, you are what you are.
You know, where are you from?
Like, okay, yeah, Florida, white, you know, proud.
Fresh caveman.
Fresh off the boat.
But I do speak fluent Spanish.
Oh, you do?
I do, yeah.
Okay, he knows Spanish.
Okay, as well as your appearance.
Are they together?
They are, yes.
Yeah, we're going on...
Are they almost 30 years in marriage?
Yeah, they've been together.
They're ups and downs.
I think that's something to definitely respect, especially in today's society.
Everyone has opinions, but I think loyalty is important to this day.
It's hard to come by.
It's hard to come by.
Especially in Tampa.
In Miami.
Tampa as well.
Deadly combination.
Bless you.
Where are you from?
Can I ask you?
Oh, I'm from Barbados.
I don't count.
And then, of course, birth control.
I'm not.
Damn.
Do you have kids?
No.
Do you want kids?
Of course.
How old are you again?
27. Chris, she's right on there.
She's got my set moments.
I'm a firm believer.
I think if you want kids and you know how to raise them right, have as many as possible.
Absolutely.
Do you think you should be married to have your kids or just freelance?
Me personally, I would like to be married, but I think it's circumstantial.
I'm not going to judge someone else's circumstances because things happen.
I'm judging.
Are you?
What are you judging?
These women pick, you know, they pick the guy and they complain later and like, you know, you're a bad decision maker.
Yeah.
It's very important who you have kids with.
Yeah.
You can't play with that.
You can't complain later about your choice, you know?
Facts.
Because you get five points down after that.
Yeah, it's only ten points on the scale.
For a woman.
And if you got a kid, five points come off.
What do you think is a fundamental attribute in a woman that constitutes as a good wife or someone to raise your chick kid?
Oh, it's a lot to it, you know?
Because I wouldn't have a kid.
I don't have no kids.
So I wouldn't have a kid unless I'm married.
So it has to be all things across the board at the highest level.
For me to have a kid with a woman, I have to marry her, basically.
How old are you?
I'm 43. Black don't crack, nigga.
I was thinking that, but I don't know if I was saying it or not.
I mean, sperm don't crack, you know what I'm saying?
Gotta be smart around here, though.
Just for argument's sake, what's your body count?
You know it's high, bro.
That's why I say shit.
Who's talking?
I was told to make eye contact.
I don't know who I'm making eye contact with.
With the shades on it.
This guy.
What are we talking?
10?
20?
No, no.
5?
Yeah, I've been in one hand.
I've been in very few relationships.
Yeah, it's very few.
Very few, everybody was a lady if you had a face with.
Yeah, pretty much.
Pretty much!
Pretty much, stop it!
Hey, should you buy a bar in Tampa?
All right, I think the next--Oh, she got it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goosebumps, go on, get real!
You got her!
It get real sometimes.
What's your body count?
Gotcha, bitch!
Oh, I love it, is that something you're proud of?
I mean, if you get a gas station, don't you want unlimited gas?
Yeah, it's like a buffet.
I pick what I want.
I don't want a buffet.
That's the best gas, though.
I mean, that's you.
Yeah.
Why would I be concerned with what you want?
I don't know.
I'm just throwing it out there.
I got you.
Interesting.
Anyway.
Thank you.
Next.
What about you?
Hey, y 'all!
Uh oh.
Who is that?
Shanika Jenkins.
How dare you do that, Chris?
Hell no, I'm right here.
Daryl, get on your side.
We together.
Yeah, you a black queen.
We're in the town.
That's right, brother.
Organic, how could you?
Organic, how dare you?
It's that Django power.
Yeah, Django.
Yeah.
What's your name?
My name is Nunu.
Oh, no.
You ain't got nothing, bro.
This is a big deal.
You're like an ATL.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
Yo, she tried it.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
Don't get my chain back, man.
I was fucking with her, too.
Damn, okay.
Sorry about that.
Go ahead, Nunu, my bad.
What's your age?
I'm 21. Oh, shit.
Okay.
Young and enjoyable.
Shut it short.
Oh, my Lord.
No!
What do you do for a living?
So, I'm an artist.
I paint.
I do TikTok live and all those type of things.
Oh, that's dope.
Yeah, so I'm just pursuing my creativity and everything as of right now.
What else do you want to know?
Also as well, dating status?
I'm single.
Highest education level?
High school.
All right.
Parents together still?
Well, she's never had a man.
My mom.
Where's your dad?
In my eyes.
I don't know my father.
She black, nigga.
Come on.
So just so you know, we're in the same boat.
Me too.
He told me he's coming back to the crib after going for some milk.
Never came back.
Why's that funny?
Never came back.
See, it's almost Chinese people, bro.
They got real families.
No one breaks up in the 80 household, so she can laugh.
It's funny.
Yeah, our people have issues.
But all us blacks, no dads.
They got a bitch.
Yeah, he left and never came back.
It's all good, though.
It's okay.
He died a couple years ago.
All right.
So, as well, birth control.
No, I don't do the birth control.
It's not natural.
It's not natural.
You're going to fuck up the ecosystem of the glory, huh?
Yeah.
I did at one point.
I did, but I stopped because I realized it does mess up your body.
Understandable.
And then ethnic background?
Well, I'm a black woman.
Okay.
And then, of course, body count?
Yeah, that's not your...
I'm not gonna go.
Oh! Okay, Nunu in the building.
Nunu in the building.
Hey, I can't do this if I say none of your business, nigga.
Yeah. None of your motherfucking business, nigga.
Pussy fire, nigga.
Yeah, I can tell.
Yeah, gotta be.
Welcome to the show.
This pussy is Nunu.
There you go.
Look at him, look, look, look.
Fight niggas right now.
Thank you for coming.
Are you single?
Yes, I'm saying.
Okay, now, yeah.
She's creative, you know.
Painter and all that.
Yeah.
My girl a painter.
She's an artist.
Inspiration.
Yeah, I like creativity.
Inspiration.
It's good.
It's got something to me.
What about you?
My name is T. Well, my name is actually Tanya.
I go by T. T for titty.
I'm thirsty.
How old are you?
39. Oh, wow.
Damn.
Nice and right.
How about to say?
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I'm in the signer.
I have a swimwear brand.
Dope.
Are you wearing it right now?
Eh, no.
Can we get a...
Can we get a peek of the...
Can we see the...
It's looking nice.
I see you.
I see you.
Come on here.
Show them what's up with this...
Take that shit off, I see you.
Let me see you underneath that motherfucking head.
Shit.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
This is like her $200 dress, so...
There you go.
Okay.
Making our people...
Round table medieval times type shit.
Yeah.
I was wondering how hard it is to get into clothes and all that stuff as a woman because I know how things are in the industry.
But you did it, so that's good.
Thank you.
So, as well, dating status?
I'm in a relationship.
How did you guys meet?
Through a common friend at a party.
He's a DJ, so I went to a DJ event.
Oh, you're brave.
Like EDM or something like that?
Yeah, he does tech house.
Depos?
Yeah, he does a little bit of everything.
I like Depos, man.
Afro.
That's pretty cool.
Afro too?
He a black motherfucker?
No.
She's Columbia.
That's a little bit of nigga blood in there.
A little bit.
A little sprinkle.
Is he in Miami now?
Yep.
He lives here?
Okay, damn it.
Oh, he cheat, man.
Yo, Chris, we had to ruin it, man.
DJ, you know what?
How long have you been dating?
Since November.
Oh, he cheat, man.
What do you mean?
I mean, he did, like, you freshly, do a Hail Mary, got with a DJ right now.
Come on, man.
He's popular with the girls, man.
Wait, how old is he?
He's 42. He cheat, man.
Oh, shit.
He on yachts.
No, Chris, he's smart about it.
He's old enough.
He's smart about it.
Oh, really?
He's a professional.
Yeah.
Well, hopefully.
Man, they both cheat, man.
Probably.
Damn.
I'm laughing, so you must be serious.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, you know, I deal with a lot of models.
So, you know, we're out in the industry and we work together.
So I feel like if a man is going to take you serious, he has to be able to respect you, especially in my business.
I feel like we have an actual amazing team together.
So sometimes do y 'all bring women into y 'all relationship?
Uh, no, like, for events.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was another one.
Close-minded.
She ain't about not like it.
Yeah, I thought she was going to eat a fur burger every now and then.
But, you know, I mean, like, you're 39, so, you know, you might need a break or two sometimes, you know?
No, why?
For what?
Why you don't need a break?
Yeah.
All right, your body count.
Tell me your body count.
Uh-oh.
I lost my memory.
Okay, she funny with it.
You have any kids?
I do not.
Okay.
You want kids?
I do, yes.
I don't know about that, bro.
I've heard that for a long time, so it's okay.
What is your highest education level?
So I'm college, and I do have a license as an esthetician in real estate.
Okay.
What's your background?
I'm Peruvian.
I like that food, yeah.
I like the lobster ceviche.
The red snapper, I fuck with it, yeah.
Top level.
Your parents, are they together as well?
No, they actually got divorced when I was born.
Damn.
Damn, you was a mistake and they said...
Stupid.
Am I going too far?
Okay, but I'm still here.
I was an article, baby.
What can I say?
Happy to me, too.
Trust me.
We're the blessed ones.
Yeah, we share something.
But you fucked up your household.
You know what I'm saying?
You made it.
They didn't.
Last but not least, birth control?
No.
No?
Come on now, she's 39. She's ready.
She don't care, bro.
Does your man want kids, too?
He has a kid.
Oh.
Not like I said, I'm finished.
Right, it's over.
I got one.
I'm over with that shit.
One and done.
Okay.
Welcome back.
Hi, guys.
I'm back.
All right, so you know the deal here.
Name, age, read it for a living.
Okay, guys.
I'm Cato.
I'm 22. I live in Miami, and I model and do social media.
That's all you do?
And he does some other things.
What else you do, girl?
Uh-oh, I hear the music.
What's your background?
I'm Brazilian.
You should know this.
I know.
We've got to recap the people.
Because I don't know.
He's new.
Put me on.
Who are you?
What do you do?
Yeah.
We actually do.
What you do for a living?
Tell us.
He wants to know.
Wait, wait.
No, I actually model.
Okay, for what?
For, like, bikinis and starting to do runways now.
Okay.
All that fun stuff.
Your secret's something like that, love, or what?
I mean, I'm trying to get to that level.
Trying to.
Okay.
You know, they start when they're, like, 14, so, hey.
Haram!
We'll get there.
We'll get there, huh?
We all have dreams.
I still try to make the NBA.
I still try to make the NBA.
Shit, really?
I'm 43, but hey.
You never know.
You got it, man.
If I can make it, you can.
Okay, dating status?
Single.
Still?
Wait, wait, wait.
What was the last guy?
He cheated.
No way!
On you?
Yeah, I know, right?
Wait, how'd you find out?
There was people that saw.
Yeah.
Wait, what'd he do?
And told us.
Yeah.
Basically, a couple people told us that he cheated, and we also saw it on an Instagram live.
Wait, he was fucking on live?
He was fucking on live?
We showed up at a party right after.
Hold on, wait, wait.
Not fucking, but like...
Kissing?
Kissing?
He kissed on the girl on the live, and then we showed up to the party right after.
And acted like we didn't see anything.
With a machete.
What'd he say?
He just lied about it.
You should have joined them, man.
Hell no.
I mean, that's a good scenario.
No, no, no, no.
Because a girl, like, I'm sorry, but I would not be with her.
If I was a lesbian, I still would have been with her.
If you'd have told the truth, would you stay with him if you told the truth?
No, I'm not staying with a cheater.
though like baby i'm drunk i'm no i love you though i don't care it's only me it's only me so he cheated on a girl who's uglier than you yeah crazy who's this bitch i got to see this this is funny
She's chopped, but she ain't that bad.
Who's chopped?
Me?
No, no, the other girl.
Oh, that's what I say.
I'm not that chopped.
Nigga, you got no ass, nigga.
Come on.
It doesn't matter.
Guess what?
I still get money for my little ass.
Oh, you do what you get money for.
Oh! Gotcha!
Gotcha, bitch.
Gotcha. Get your whole ass outta here.
No, no, no, I'm not a hoe, but--Gotcha bitch.
What you do then?
How do you get money for your body?
How do you get money for your body?
You said I get money with my body.
I do a laugh on the side.
There we go.
There we go.
I don't know the same of it, so.
You took your head shit to me.
You took so long.
Tell us.
It took you like a one hour to say it.
Hey. Listen, you know who was hitting, dude.
Get it how you get it.
Yeah, get it how you get it.
But that is a whore, though, but it's okay.
I'm not a whore, though!
What is it?
What you call OnlyFans?
Yo, I could literally have a cooking show on OnlyFans and you wouldn't even know.
You wouldn't make no money on that.
I mean, yeah, you really could.
It just depends.
I'm talking about what do you do, though.
Go subscribe.
Oh!
I mean...
No.
It's okay.
Just admit it.
It's alright.
No, I'm not a whore.
I'm still white material, but I just do it on the side.
She loyal as fuck.
White material, right?
It's funny.
Hey, I can hear y 'all laughing in the background.
That wasn't me.
I wasn't laughing.
Y 'all been knowing I do OnlyFans, so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I didn't know, though.
Oh, but that's okay.
I mean, everybody in Miami does it.
Not everybody.
Not everybody.
Only the whores do it.
Oh, then you know what?
I guess I'm a whore, guys.
And it doesn't matter.
Period.
My family supports me, so that's all that matters.
Hell yeah.
Wait, they watched you?
No, they encouraged me to get OnlyFans.
Were they from Alabama or some shit?
No, no, no, no, no.
They're from Brazil.
Calm down.
Oh yeah, my bad.
Brazil?
Oh, you go third world country.
Makes sense.
Whatever you can do to get the money.
And where are you from?
I'm from America.
It's still not a good country, so it's alright.
It's not a third world, though.
But it doesn't matter.
I give my money.
They're not going to kill you for a handful of coffee beans out there.
Yeah.
Anything.
Cell phone, anything.
Right.
Give up that pussy for a goddamn, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, wait, wait.
But I don't sell my pussy.
You don't?
No.
So it's online.
They pay for subscriptions for your body and your pussy is on there.
But my pussy's not on there, though.
It's not?
I don't sell that.
Okay, so no private pictures.
You ain't seen none of that ever?
No.
I don't do nudity.
Hold on.
And my subs can, you know, confirm that.
They don't have to pay for, like, the most crazy shit for me to get money.
So she ain't making no money on it.
No, no, no, no, because the face will sell.
Don't worry about it.
She ain't making no money.
No, I'm making money on it.
What's the most you made in one month?
Don't worry about it.
Because she ain't making no money.
It's cool.
She ain't there cooking and shit she talking about.
Whatever.
Whatever.
It's all right.
Well, we'll see what happens.
The child might know.
The child will know.
The child will know.
What about your education level?
Highest level?
High school.
Okay.
Parents together still or no?
No.
Birth control?
Hell no.
Body count?
Under 20. 19?
I don't know.
I stopped counting.
Stop counting at 22. Lord have mercy.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't care.
I'm living life.
I'm living life.
So it doesn't matter.
We know.
We know.
She's still wife material though.
I'm still wife material.
I'm still looking for a husband.
Still looking for a husband.
We're going to find out sooner or later.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
We got to find out.
What about you?
My name is Mikayla Bars.
I live in Tampa and Miami, like, both halftime, because I do modeling and social media.
I do fitness and dance content.
Okay.
Nice.
Are you guys friends?
Yeah, we're best friends.
We do modeling together.
We met at a photo shoot, like, a year and a half ago, and we've been best friends since.
Awesome.
You do OnlyFans together, too?
No, I don't do OnlyFans.
She's trying to convince you to ruin your life.
No, I just keep clapping.
I just feel like, yeah, girl.
What's the craziest thing you see her do for OnlyFans?
Be truthful.
To be honest, I don't care.
You know it.
So talk about the cucumber in the...
No!
I wouldn't be able to fit a cucumber, so definitely not.
No, I'm little.
We went to the beach for a photo shoot, and it was a private beach, and she brought a banana.
I knew what?
I brought a banana.
See, I knew you what?
No, I'm Kevin.
She didn't bring a banana.
We just, like, you know, she just moved the stuff a little bit.
Yeah, I put the banana in her.
I'm sorry, guys.
Yo.
Whoa.
No, no, no.
And then you eat it after?
Maybe.
Hey, this tastes good, so why not?
Eat everything, yeah, get wild.
That's crazy.
She ain't supposed to tell her the truth.
Yeah, something came up just now.
What?
Wait.
Wait, you got OnlyFans?
She doesn't have OnlyFans.
Oh, the chat phoned it.
Oh, from my OnlyFans.
They found it.
You can't lie to these people.
Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop it, Kat.
That's your OnlyFans.
Oh! That thing looking fat.
They got your ass.
Yo! That thing looking proper.
Chat niggas.
Chat niggas.
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In the same exact outfit?
With the same photographer?
What does that mean?
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In the same bathroom?
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Wow. Dating status?
I have a lot of guys that want to date me.
I just don't want to date anybody.
They want to fuck you.
Because I like to focus on myself and that's how I am where I am now instead of fucking with people.
Got it.
Organic instead of what?
Yeah, they just want to fuck you.
They don't want to date you for real.
I don't give a fuck.
That's why I don't do it.
At least you're honest.
At least you know.
I graduated high school and college early.
But I'm only 21. But I finished high school when I was 16 because I doubled up grades and then I finished college early because I doubled up that too.
I wasn't fucking anybody!
I wasn't fucking anybody!
I focused.
Are your parents together still?
No, they got divorced when I was two.
Sorry to hear that.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
Birth control.
I don't take birth control.
I don't get fucking people like that, so it's not like...
I have no reason to.
What's your body count?
Less than 10. I've only fucked guys that, like, I date.
Wait, hold it again?
21. 21 out of 10?
No!
Like, in college, I had, like, one or two hookups when I was single.
One or two.
And then, like, when I...
I've dated, like, four guys.
Okay.
Okay.
So.
So it seems like you're the issue then.
Yeah, I'm the issue, I guess.
That's crazy.
That's okay.
Thank you for coming.
Last but not least, welcome to the show.
Thank you.
My name is Janina.
Okay.
I am 32 years old.
Damn!
32?
Dang!
Okay.
Yes, I am.
I am a grown-ass woman.
Yes, I am.
What do you do for it?
I'm currently working as a legal assistant, and I'm also into hospitality.
I've been into hospitality for about 10 years or so, working in hotels and events and things like that.
Nice.
I've just been in Miami for two years, so I'm just, like, re-figuring everything out.
Do you party at all?
I do.
You look familiar.
I mean, I did.
I do every now and then.
Now.
And I did work at a club, so maybe you could see me at a club.
There you go.
I was a hostess, yeah.
I was hosting at a club, yeah.
I got some ideas, but I don't want to say.
Okay, so dating status.
I am recently single.
Why'd you get to break up?
I'll keep that to myself.
Okay, was it his fault or your fault?
I think we were just not getting along anymore.
It was a long-term relationship, and things happened, and we did have a breakup of a year where we were living in different countries, and I came to visit and whatnot, and when I finally came to keep having our relationship,
he had just changed a lot and went down roads I didn't want to go down through, so we broke up.
Sounds complicated, but we got you.
It was complicated, but it's okay.
We're in good terms.
It's fine.
What country was he in?
We were both in Italy.
Oh.
At least you were in different countries.
Huh?
And then, yes, but then he moved here.
Okay.
And we were apart for a year.
So the plan was that I moved after.
So that's what happened.
Well, he's single now, so that's all that matters.
Highest education level?
High school.
High school?
Yeah.
Are parents together or no?
Yes, they're together.
Birth control?
Yes.
Okay.
Any kids?
I have two kids.
Okay.
Boy and girl?
A boy and a girl.
I know you're from somewhere.
I just don't know where it is.
Okay, and then body count.
There's one of them kids from Barbados.
Stop, stop, stop.
You're funny, bro.
And then body count?
I don't do a body count.
What do you do then?
I just keep that.
One, I keep that to myself.
And two, I don't.
I date with intention.
So I just go with the flow, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
So I just, I don't do the body count.
I don't think that's something necessary to do.
She ain't counting.
Yeah, she ain't counting.
I don't.
I go with the flow.
I see how things go.
If I like it, I do.
If I don't, I just let it go.
The vibe has to be there.
It has to be the right vibe.
I love the vibe.
Yeah, the vibe is amazing.
Oh, I got the best vibes.
Hell yeah, nigga.
Is that what you going for, baby?
I got all that vibes.
Me too!
I'm fucking.
Let's go.
But I...
Oh my God!
Who's that?
Peek-a-boo.
Don't look at me!
Wait, who's that?
Peek-a-boo.
Let's show that one.
They're covering up them flat-ass titties.
Whoa!
Who is that?
That's not for YouTube or Rumble.
Let's get that shit off the air.
Okay, we'll do some chats and get into questions as we should.
Yeah, bro.
I'm traumatized, bro.
Trust me.
That's crazy.
I'm telling you right now.
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Typical response.
Emotionally immature.
But not always the actual.
Why don't you just date me?
Who hurt you?
Oh, yeah.
They're going to say that over time.
That's good.
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Why do so many guys self-delete after divorce?
Very good question, bro.
I mean, honestly speaking, bro, you're depressed because you just worked your ass off to be where you're at.
You meet a woman, she says she gets bored or maybe you're not the vibe anymore.
She leaves.
Take half your shit.
Right.
Of course you can be depressed.
Devastating.
And then, of course, like 70% of the time, they're initiating that divorce.
So, like, you got to deal with that.
And you probably didn't even know it was like, you know, that bad relationship was going on.
You thought you was happy.
You're taking care of bringing home the baking.
You're paying all the bills because you got money.
And then you find out, oh, she's going to leave you.
And then take all the money you worked for to build together.
I'm curious for the panel, actually, real quick, ladies.
Why do you think men nowadays don't want to commit long term?
We'll start right here.
In your opinion.
I'm sorry, can you repeat?
Why do you think men nowadays don't want to commit long-term to girls?
In your opinion.
They're fun, do their thing, but not really commit to you long-term.
I mean, things I've gotten lately and I've seen is like, oh, I'm working on myself.
I don't feel like that I'm ready, even if it's grown men.
You know, I'm working on myself.
I don't feel like I'm ready for this.
Or I just feel like they also have too many options.
So I feel like with social media and everything nowadays, it's like, okay, I didn't work with her, so I'm guessing the next one will.
So I feel like that's why they won't commit.
Because one, they have too many options, and two, they just want to keep working on themselves.
And instead of maybe working on yourself in a relationship and growing together, they'd just rather have everything ready.
You know, to give to the woman they want.
But I also believe in growing together.
But shouldn't you be the best option for him?
Yeah, definitely.
But he has to see that, though.
Understandable.
And it's also the guys you're picking.
If you're picking a guy that's way up here with all the success and all these attributes, yeah, it's going to be very difficult for him to be like, I'm just going to throw this all away for this one woman.
Especially if he worked his whole life together.
If he's older, past 30, and he grinded to get all the success.
He's not going to throw in the towel just for one woman right away unless she's super, super, you know, glorious like him.
It's very difficult.
But women only want the finished product, like we always say, so it's like, you got to deal with that.
Because there's plenty of other regular guys that's ready to settle down, but y 'all don't want them.
You don't want them.
Yeah.
So that's the problem.
Are you done to share, though?
I'm sorry?
Are you done to, like, share?
No, I don't share.
You down for the buffet?
All right.
I do not share.
I will say, though, that I don't...
Me personally, I don't think all women are just looking for the guy that's ready with the house and the cars and the business and just ready to treat you like a queen.
I feel like there's some women that are actually wanting to, or maybe not wanting to, but they're okay with growing with a person or working together with a person and getting to the goals together as a team.
So I don't feel like it's always like, oh, the guy has to have everything ready.
No, if you show me that you have a plan and you're at my level and you're trying to grow with me, I'm down.
But you know, it's funny because the end result is still money at the end of the day.
So he's going to start here but end up there eventually.
So it's still money.
Especially ambitious as you want.
If he's a real ambitious guy, hardworking, believing in himself, putting it all on the line, he's going to get that money eventually and then he's going to recalibrate everything.
Probably, but if you were the woman that was by his side, I feel like the most logical thing is to keep you there.
That you caught him early, yeah.
If you catch him early, that's the best bet.
It's smart for you.
What about you?
The question is, just one more time, why do you think nowadays men don't want to commit to women long term?
Probably just trust issues.
It takes a lot to commit to a relationship fully and in order to trust your partner while you're still focusing on yourself because a lot of people get caught up in relationships.
Focusing on trying to trust their partner and focusing on what they're doing instead of focusing on themselves and what they can be doing and what they need to be doing today.
It's nice to have a separate life where you know your partner's not going to cheat, your partner's not going to fuck you over, nothing's going to happen, and you can focus on what you're doing and continue to grow yourself.
The issue in a lot of modern dating is, like, people are so focused on if their partner is cheating rather than focusing on what can I do to make money?
What can I do to grow myself?
What opportunities do I have?
Do I need to worry about if they're going to be cheating while I'm gone?
Or, like, whatever the case is, you know?
Good point.
But can you blame Men for her having, like, that idea?
Because she's going, like, parties all the time.
She's outside.
He's like, why are you my girl if you're going to a party and possibly cheat on me?
Yeah, 100%.
And then on top of that, it's like...
I hear what you're saying, but what you're saying is not going to be beneficiary to a relationship.
If you shouldn't focus on yourself chasing this money, you should be worried about us.
You should be figuring out the things that are going to make us better.
Together.
Not individual.
Yeah, beforehand, right?
You should think about those things so we get together, we build together.
But while we're together, you should not be running around and trying to focus on yourself.
No, we've got to focus on together.
People always ask what they bring to the table.
Don't worry about what you bring to the table, what you bring to my table.
I probably already got steak.
I got, you know what I'm saying, green beans.
I might need mashed potatoes.
Bring that.
You come with steak again, bitch.
I got steak.
Why you bring this?
I don't need no damn steak.
I get that, but you still got to focus on, like, bettering yourself.
Because at the end of the day, you're going to make somebody of yourself.
So you can be a great individual and be a great partner at the same time.
But you still want to, like, work on yourself.
You want to be a good person yourself.
You want to go somewhere in life.
Like, you don't want to just, like...
You know, do nothing.
Just date somebody for the fuck of it.
It has to be focused on the unison, though.
It has to be focused on the team.
Like, focus on yourself individually.
That's why it breaks apart eventually.
That's why women leave, because if she keep on worrying about herself, I'm building myself, and he's growing, too.
You get fed up, like, ah, I got my own money now.
I look good now.
I've been in the gym.
I'm out of here.
I don't need him.
I'll find me something better.
Yeah.
Why'd they leave?
You know what I'm saying?
You ain't worried about us.
You worry about yourself, baby.
Damn.
You selfish.
What are you doing here?
Yeah.
I'm a provider of bringing home the money, worried about you, and you trying to worry about yourself.
It had never worked.
Yeah, think about that.
Well, then I guess that's why they don't commit.
I guess it's a reason to not be in a relationship.
Yeah, I guess that's why I'm single.
Especially a smart man with money.
He's like, shit, this is a strong possibility.
This woman gonna leave me eventually.
Yeah, at some point.
Shit, let me keep my options open.
The smarter.
Yeah, it's very smart.
What about you?
Wait, ask the question one more time.
So the question is, why nowadays do men not commit to women, in your opinion?
I don't know.
Sometimes I have an alcohol problem, and I think that gets in the way of being in a relationship.
She's truthful, though.
Very personal.
Not her friend.
We found her OnlyFans.
She didn't tell us, but you're true.
Oh, my God.
Enough about the OF.
Anyways.
Yeah, so either they are like an alcoholic or they're abusive.
And I don't know.
Or both.
Or both at the same time.
That's the guys you've been messing with or alcoholics?
I guess with, yeah.
Well, you chose them, though.
Yeah, I know, I chose them.
Well, you chose them, though.
I chose them.
I didn't know, but it was a great choice.
You didn't know, man.
What are you talking about, man?
Tattoos.
On bikes and shit.
She got a type.
Oh, yeah, you got a tattoo.
Yeah, I do.
So, I went back to white boys now.
I'm too traumatized.
Who was she traumatized by?
Black guys?
No, Hispanic.
Hispanic guys traumatize you?
Your own people?
Yo, organic.
She won't give us a chance, bro.
Oh, you never mess with the Black Kings?
I have, actually.
Yeah, I know you didn't have one of them mandingos.
Yeah.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
We know that.
It's the best.
You gotta tell me.
Okay, so...
But you said it was small, though.
It's too small.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, she hit the wrong one, bro.
Wrong one.
Wait, who said...
It ain't that small.
What about that banana?
A little bit of foreplay goes a long way.
That's all I gotta say.
Gotta warm it up.
Eat that thing up.
Get it juiced up.
You like that?
Fresh, she need a Caribbean.
Caribbean niggas always win, bro.
What about you?
Why do you think men are...
No, it is not committed.
Because you're in a relationship.
You're a committed relationship, right?
Yeah.
We know he fucking hoes on the side, but it don't matter.
At home, he's committed to you.
Let's talk about that.
Honestly, I think that...
Oh, shit.
Tattoo's off.
I'm showing.
Yeah.
She got a few.
All right.
How many of you got?
I don't know.
I lost count.
Oh.
Body count ends.
What a coincidence.
I honestly think that...
Especially in Miami, it's really easy to have access to sex.
So that's what men crave, right?
So most men are looking for that.
And so since it's so easy, then they don't really feel like they have to put in the effort or actually work to be able to have a serious relationship.
Not only that, I do believe that we are mirrors.
To everyone that we have in our life.
So, our partners, our friends, and everything else.
I think that...
Bullshit!
Seriously, I think that if you're not able to...
I mean, if you're not able to attract exactly what you think that you want, it's because you're not ready to receive what you say you're ready for.
Okay, so you gotta become the person to try what you want.
Exactly.
You have to be the partner that you are ready to receive.
Okay.
So that's the problem.
Okay.
So she's saying men is the problem.
Men is the problem.
No!
Men are the problem.
Because they get so many women, they can't commit.
Yeah.
Because ain't nothing better than, you know, new pussy to a guy, right?
That'll be the full package.
Okay.
Gotcha.
What about you, New?
Let's go, Newsy.
Any new?
Howl at me.
Yeah, I like that tongue.
Yeah.
So, what I would say is the problem.
The problem with, I would say, men or anybody being able to not commit, I would say, society itself.
I feel like we all are in a society that we are all brainwashed.
A what?
What'd you say?
A what?
Society.
Society?
Am I saying?
Look, not.
Don't do too much.
Don't do too much.
Society.
S-O-W-H, bro.
Okay, okay.
Anime. Wrong guy.
Wrong guy.
All right, my bad, my bad.
Society itself has caused us not to want to commit to people.
What about you?
I don't think it's necessarily that men don't want to commit.
You guys tell me.
No, no, no.
I think there's different factors in a sense of...
I think it's important for us women to look at ourselves, too, and say, okay, are we wifey material?
Like, would this man want to commit to me?
Like, do I bring the potatoes?
Damn.
Chris, bless you.
So...
Yeah.
So in Tampa, like...
Ask me a question.
In Tampa, when you were single, was it hard to find a guy to commit to you?
That you actually wanted?
Well, I actually wasn't in Tampa, like, religiously like that.
I was bouncing around.
I was living in New Zealand before I moved here.
What, you was bouncing around?
Well, okay, let me rephrase that.
Let me rephrase that.
You what?
I wasn't living stateside for that long.
But I think, um, dating overall, I think you can definitely have a good connection with someone.
You meet someone, you hit it off.
But I think it's, you know, if you really want to pursue it with someone, you, um...
Honestly, I don't have a good answer for you guys.
Sorry.
It's tough.
It's tough because, yeah.
Okay.
Sorry, audience.
I know you want more, but I...
We will move along smartly.
Yeah, do it.
What about you?
Okay.
I'm ready.
She ready.
Okay.
Guys...
I'm watering over there, huh?
I know.
Literally.
I'm like, I'm last?
Come on.
Like, I am ready.
Give it to me.
Yeah!
Okay.
Guys, nowadays, I really feel like they're lazy.
They don't want to put in no effort.
Okay?
But also, they, like, they can't multitask.
Guys are like...
Oh, I need to focus on my career.
I need to do this.
I need to do that.
Okay, and?
Like, you can do that and have a woman.
But guys nowadays, they're, I don't know, one-track mind, and they're like, I need to focus on myself and my career.
Like, I can't have a relationship.
It's just, they just don't want to.
Or they don't have the energy to multitask.
Like, me, like, I could focus on my career.
I could do this and that and have a man.
Like, I want to grow with someone, you know?
But, like, guys nowadays, like, there's so many options.
Yeah, like...
They could just hook up, do whatever, but they don't want to put in the time and energy to have one person and grow with them, like you were saying, to grow and have a meaningful relationship, you know?
Who hurt you?
Too many guys.
Too many.
Too many.
For a guy, he has to go out and be a legendary individual to even get the respect of women nowadays.
So if he's not focused on that career, if he's not focused in a gym, he's not focused to be smart and witty and all that, he's not going to be the guy that women want anyway.
But like, they could do that and I could be alongside too.
I could see that.
I could see like they're trying to be somebody and I want to grow with them.
Yeah, but it's tough because end of the day, like we know these percentages, if he does not succeed, You're going to leave him anyway.
That's how he feels.
So that's why a guy has to go hunt.
He has to be the greatest man he can be just to, you know, get a woman like you.
Gotcha, bitch!
You know what I'm saying?
So in that pursuit, he's going to learn himself and then he's going to be like, damn, I can get all these women.
So why is he going to stay with her?
He ain't lying.
So that's what happens.
But then what?
Okay, they get to some point and then they're ready.
Yeah.
That guy, we get about 50. We get about 50 ready to chill out.
You know what I mean?
That's how it goes.
So like when they're 50, then they're ready.
But if he's super successful, yeah.
And he looks good.
He's in shape.
He's smart, funny, and he's super successful.
Oh, he gonna live.
He gotta get to 60. 50. Then I can chill.
But if you're just a regular peon dude, he ready at 21. He ready to go ahead and go get a goddamn courthouse wedding.
He ain't shit.
You know what I mean?
So there are options out there, but you don't want those options.
That's the part that people just skip over.
It is.
The majority of the men only have four, you know what I'm saying, sexual partners in their entire lives.
Yeah.
But you women ain't checking for those guys only get four women in their entire fucking life.
You're looking for the real superhero motherfuckers that do what they want, say what they want, have what they want.
Yeah.
And we ain't stopping nothing.
So speaking of marriage itself, do you want to get married?
By what age?
How many kids?
We'll start here.
Okay, yeah.
For sure, when I got married, I'm looking for my husband.
Yeah.
Okay, by what age and how many kids?
35. Totally.
I'm Chinese.
We got you.
I don't know.
Soon-ish.
Are you ready now?
A few years, I think.
So you don't need a guy that's already, like, you know, established?
No, of course I want someone.
Of course you do, huh?
I don't know a loser, man.
Come on.
See?
See?
See, Fresh?
Okay.
See where it is going.
So this year or next year?
Like in the two years.
And Fresh, she's 27, right?
I know.
What if he's watching right now?
What if he's watching right now?
Yeah, hit me up.
Describe him.
Describe him.
Give me your perfect man, baby.
All right.
Okay, he has to be smart, yeah.
Okay.
Successful, funny.
No, go ahead.
Handsome, kind.
I want a man who's thoughtful.
That's all I want.
What race, though?
It doesn't matter.
Indian?
Could be.
Come again.
Okay.
How many kids?
At least two.
Okay, we got you.
What about you?
Do you want to get married?
Of course.
How many kids?
I'd like to get married in the next two years.
Nice.
I want to have six kids.
Six?
Yeah.
God!
Is that room immediately prepared for that?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
I've always had that number, but recently...
Wait, hold you again?
I'm 27. I'm hopeful for triplets, right?
I mean, it might hurt, but no, I'm kidding.
No, kind of what I said earlier, you know, I think I want to have a strong family.
I'm a great mother.
I love kids.
So why the hell not?
But I mean, it's only four, but I know that the person that I do marry will probably want a big family as well because they're similar in my mindset.
So I'm good with it.
What if you meet a guy that didn't match that mindset?
He was successful.
I wouldn't marry him.
No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't waste my time before that.
I don't think it's a point.
Yeah, I just wouldn't.
You got more time left.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you got to hurry up.
You got to hurry up.
Do you think?
How much time do I have?
You got two and a half years.
What time is it right now?
27. So if I'm married by 29 and a half and start with my kids like 30, then what age do I have to stop?
You probably got seven.
Yeah, you probably got 31. 31, 32. So question.
She better be on her first date.
You didn't know.
Would you marry him?
Don't lie.
Hold on, hold on.
Nope.
Be truthful.
Keep it real.
Keep it real.
Would you marry the current guy you're dating now?
Right now.
That's a nope.
It's okay.
We know you're single.
It's okay.
He's watching this.
He knows what I'm going to do.
No, I'm kidding.
He's not watching this.
It's over with, bro.
Break up with her, bro.
I mean, he's just fucking around.
Listen, listen.
I'm pretty sure he's just smashing.
Anyway, so.
We know he is.
You just don't know yet.
Well, I do know, but there's another topic that I think would be interesting for you guys.
Okay.
Let's talk about sister wives.
Oh, shit.
Wait, are you sure?
He's Lebanese.
Oh.
I knew it, bro.
So, question, question.
You're cool with it, right?
Got to be.
No, listen.
I don't...
I'm monogamous.
Yeah.
However, I think, like...
And Sylvie's gonna kill me when it's fine.
No, I am, I am, I am.
I'm being very truthful.
This is news.
Because, you know, there was, like, in the beginning when I met him, there was poking for fun conversation.
I was kind of like, eh, whatever.
But, you know, I think sometimes, naturally, like, my mind wanders.
Now, would I seriously have another woman in the relationship?
I don't think right now I would condone it.
Nor like I'd want my kids around that, but I think it's an interest.
What do you mean?
I don't like that word, choice of word.
Yeah, he don't do what he want to do.
Exactly.
He's that type of man.
So at the end of the day, if I'm not in agreement with it and it's not something I want, I got to dip because he knows what he wants.
And even if that's something, if he decides not to in the future, like it is what it is.
I'm in a position where I know and obviously care for him deeply, but...
I won't lie if I thought about it, but I don't think I'd ever really go through it.
So he put you into that mode and he'd come with that propaganda to you?
It's not a propaganda.
It's more of just like fun banter conversation.
He did.
Come on now.
Do you think he's serious?
Yeah.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Because he's doing it already.
He's younger than me.
Of course.
He's a player.
How old is he?
24. He's young.
He's not playing.
So hold on.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, 100%.
At least, yeah.
Okay, so think about this.
This guy...
That you can have kids with.
Think about this.
You can have multiple girls.
She can have two.
She can have two.
You have two.
That's more of a lesson.
Yeah.
Let's just say on your stomach and your body, you could, you know, go on.
It's almost like a Lebanese Tate, if you will.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
She's with the program.
I can see it already.
That's a good angle.
That's a good angle.
I can see it in her eyes.
She's with the shit, man.
Yeah, she's with the shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Are you going to partake with your sister wives, too, and doge into their vagina eating?
No, there's no multiple.
Have you ever thought about marrying multiple women?
Who, me?
Yes.
Marrying?
No.
Yeah.
It's too much.
If I had multiple women, it'd be like, they all in different houses and shit.
I just visit them when I want to, months apart.
I ain't trying to have everybody in the same house.
That's weird to tell.
Like, I ain't got time for that.
That's crazy.
But they in different states and shit, and I just go and visit them when I want to.
I think that's trying to play her.
I think that's fly.
And would you tell the other females that they have?
Yeah, you would have to.
If any man has multiple women and you a boss for real, you gotta be honest.
Or you a lame.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
If you getting money and you confident in who you are, you must tell that woman the truth.
Yeah.
You think there's men with the mindset at a young age of wanting a sister wife?
Having multiple wives, but actually don't go through with it?
Well, of course.
I'll be honest.
He might sell you a dream, but hey, listen, at least he's selling you the right dream.
He ain't lying.
It's probably better for him anyway.
Yeah, there's a lot of guys that think that way, but they don't have the efficient tools to live that type of life.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to really be a top-level individual.
And be mature as well, because that's going to take a lot of...
I'm saying, too.
Yeah, but most girls can handle the truth, you know what I'm saying?
So if a guy was to tell a girl, hey, I want other girls, and you're like, nah, you're not for me.
So a guy just want to fuck you, and then he'll tell you, then you break up with him.
Yeah, but you should, as a man, if you want that real freedom, you've got to let them make that decision, and you'll find the right ones that is okay with it.
It's enough women that understand that nowadays that's with that.
And plus, if you've got a lot of women, y 'all all together, and they're bringing money in, too, and you've got your money, man, y 'all living good.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It's a rarity and it's not a common conversation.
I think to the most person, like, I come from a Catholic background, be honest with you, that's not something that I was raised upon.
I mean, I'm interested in a situation where it's like, okay, but it's so early on.
Wait, is he Muslim?
No, he's from Lebanon.
He's Lebanese.
Yeah, Lebanese is still Christian.
Catholic, yeah, still Christian.
But again, it's the person.
It's the guy.
He's a player.
No, no, no, because if he's Catholic, that's not really like a thing.
So, it's funny that she mentioned that.
It is.
You think he's joshing?
Of course.
Listen.
He prepared you for what you won't run into.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
You're preparing me for what?
That when you run into the other women, he's like, remember I brought this up to Sister Wives?
You know what's interesting, though?
I'm number one, and I would be able to pick her.
Look at that shirt.
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
That's him telling me.
I know that's a good game.
If I said that's a good game, he put you in your...
It's together.
I think I'm wasting my time.
Hey, that's your opinion.
You think I'm wasting my time?
I fuck with him, so I think you're not.
I know you guys are all looking at me like I'm crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you got a good guy there.
He's truthful.
He's a smart guy.
He is honest.
Like, imagine being dragged along for six years and then be like, oh, by the way, honey, I really want to have free words.
I mean, like, come on now.
Listen, he's doing his thing.
I'm at him.
And you with it already, so his propaganda lay thick.
He's a player.
He must be standing up in that thing, too.
Is he laying it down the right way?
I'm just asking.
Well, she said, I mean, I don't think so, bro.
You don't think so?
Nah.
Yo, Fresh, someone's in the chat.
Alien Paper says, this old bitch thinks she's number one.
Yeah, I know.
They think I'm 37, too.
It's okay.
It's okay, guys.
Look, if you was ranked number one, you'd be confident.
That's my man, you know what I'm saying?
We gonna pick the one.
You know what I'm saying?
But you're not confident, though.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know you're not number one.
That's why you're not confident.
You might be number three, but...
Yeah, you might be number three.
Are we talking to me?
Yeah, you.
We wish you the best, though.
You know you're not number one.
Yeah, you got a good one.
You're about two or three.
And then for you.
I mean, you're pretty, but...
Nunu, talk to us.
Yeah, Nunu.
What age would you be married by?
Of course, how many kids?
And do you want to get married?
Okay, so I've already been married before.
Oh, shit.
Wait, what age?
I was married at 19, and I divorced at 12. How old was your husband?
He was 22. He wanted to marry me.
Like, yeah, we was together for four years.
What state was that?
What state?
South Carolina.
I'm from South Carolina.
Oh, you got some country shit for sure.
Sorry, Mo, check the age of that state.
She's 19. It's an adult, as long as you're 18. As long as you're 18 and up.
Some places it's like 17, really.
16. Yeah, to get married, yeah.
That's crazy.
Okay.
How many kids do you want to have?
I want two, but I'm okay with one.
Okay.
Damn.
16. 16, right?
Yeah, country, yeah.
So, I'm just curious.
Why did that actually end, that marriage?
Honestly, of course, growth.
I mean, I was young.
I was a whole other person.
Like, I know for a fact that I was, I did, I took accountability.
I know I was a little bit, you know, a little hothead, you know what I'm saying?
I was a little bit, but...
If you don't mind, tell us something that you did wrong.
Something that he did wrong as well.
Tell us something that you did wrong to ruin your marriage.
Him and you.
So me, I would say my patience was very thin.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I just couldn't deal with...
Bullshit.
Right.
And I always voiced everything.
I couldn't just, you know, sit down and relax.
I had to, like, yo, like, look.
I don't like this.
You messing up.
You tripping.
Nigga, stop breathing.
Right.
Really, nigga?
Okay.
So, on his side, he just wasn't as ambitious as I was, I would say.
See?
And I was a hustler.
I'm like, I get to the money.
Like, I've always been like that.
I like that.
Would you say that a lot of guys nowadays are not ambitious?
They just want to lay around, keep their same job, and not progress, you would say?
From your opinion, or not really?
I wouldn't say that.
I just think the world, it's not easy out here.
So I just think that everything, everything is, you have to put so much effort in everything you do just to become...
Miniature.
Just try to get to half the goal.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I mean, it's just hard and only the strong survive.
That is true.
So, yeah.
Okay.
You ain't wrong for that.
She ain't lying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Back to you.
Back to me.
You want to get married?
By what age?
And kids?
I thought I was going to be married by when I was 30. Well, you thought wrong.
I know.
Ten years later, I'm sorry.
Really, nigga?
What can I say?
Two kids.
Two kids?
So, your current man has one kid.
Does he want more kids?
We've talked about it, yeah.
So, where'd the answer at?
I think you have to find the right person, right?
So, do he want some more kids?
Matt, would you?
He said, yeah, with the right person, yeah.
No, no, but are you the right person?
I don't know that yet.
You should know, sweetheart.
You fucking this nigga ain't nothing all in you.
You don't know if you want a kid with him.
What the hell is going on here?
Y 'all ain't having these conversations.
That's why I told you guys earlier about picking the right person, having discernment, because she's out here getting laid in, and she don't even know if she's going to have a kid with this guy, and he a damn DJ fucking all in Miami.
And you pop up with a kid.
You're going to be blaming him later.
You've got to have them conversations now and get that understood.
We have.
We have.
So you don't want no kid then.
Yeah.
I mean, but there's a lot that comes into it.
Not just like, oh, let's just have a kid.
Right.
It doesn't work like that.
Do you take care of his kid?
Sometimes, yeah.
Wait, sometimes.
You know what's crazy about dating a guy with a kid?
Have you met the baby mama before?
Have you met the baby mama?
I have, yes.
Is it cordial?
Is it good?
Everything is healthy?
I've only met her once, but yes, it was very cordial.
Usually, it's jealousy and ends up where she sabotages the whole relationship at some point, usually.
But in your case, maybe not yet.
I mean, honestly, I was in a previous relationship where he had a kid, and we were together for three years.
That's a trend here.
Never?
No.
I actually didn't used to date people that had kids.
You got a kid, and you got one leg.
Help me, Jesus.
I'm probably married at 30. I'm still out here.
Help me, God.
I was trying to be the mother that stepped up.
Get over here!
We worked together for three years and I never met the mom.
Oh.
He was fucking her still.
Probably.
I ain't no probably.
Must be shit.
Must be.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's all good.
What about you?
Marriage?
Kids?
What age?
I don't know what age.
I would say before 30. Because at the end of the day, it's really not up to me.
It's like...
I'm like really religious, so it's like all in God's plan.
So like whenever it happens, it happens.
I can hear y 'all in the back.
Shut up.
Okay, anyways.
Yo, Chris, man, chill out.
But yeah, I don't know.
I don't have like an exact age of like when I want that to happen.
Like I want to be like, you know, all set in life before like I bring a kid into this world.
Do you need to make money first yourself?
Or you think like he can do it all?
By himself.
Your guy.
Like, financially?
Yeah, financially.
No, I, like, I'm very, like, independent, so, like, I want my own money, he has his own money, and, like, that's it.
Because I don't want to depend on a man.
I've never had, I never will.
Never?
No, I couldn't even depend on my dad, so why would I depend on my husband?
So do subscribe to your OnlyFans.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's funny.
That's different, y 'all.
That's different.
Perfect, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, I hear that.
But so, you said you wait for God to find you the perfect man.
Yeah.
So you think God is going to bless you with the perfect man, the life you're living?
I mean, he could.
He could, but it's truthful.
Do you feel in your heart that the life you're living, OnlyFans doing all this, that God's going to see you and be like, I got the perfect man for this girl.
She deserves this.
I mean...
That's not happiness, sis.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, it could, though.
It could.
Because, like...
I mean, how do you feel truly, though?
Not no could, not maybe.
Like, how do you feel in your heart?
I feel like, yes, I could still get blessed.
Because, like, at the end of the day, like, y 'all don't really know what I do on my life.
But you know.
Like, let's be honest.
But you know.
I don't know.
Yeah, but, like, I do.
And I still feel like I could be blessed with a guy, even with everything that I do.
Okay. Like I'll be honest.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
You should feel that way.
You know we all live in delusional worlds.
Oh, whatever.
Delusional brand new.
She got hope, she got hope.
I got a little bit of hope, I got a little bit of hope.
Yeah, yeah.
Not too much, but a little bit.
That's enough.
And then for you?
I don't want to get married until I'm in my 30s so like 10-15 years probably just because like my parents got married early and it didn't work out and I've seen my mom have like Two other marriages, it didn't work out.
So, like, I'm just trying to wait till I'm settled.
I know what I want.
I'm, like, not, you know, out partying or, like, hanging out with my friends all the time.
Like, I'll be there for that kid and be there for the husband as well and, like, be in a marriage that, like, should be, like, a household, you know?
I want to have, like, one or two kids, but if I never have kids, it's not the end of the world because I don't really talk to my family that much.
I moved away from home and, like, got out of that situation, so I just, like...
I don't have family for that kid anyways, so it would just be me.
So I need to have my shit together before I be bringing somebody else in this world with no other family.
Wow.
Do you think that right now, most women don't have kids because it's just too much to handle, you would say?
Probably, yeah.
Or they just don't trust the man that they're with, whether it's, like, to stay or to support or, like, they can't financially handle it.
Because it's a lot of pressure.
And, like, you also have to commit nine months of your life of just, like, throwing up and feeling like absolute shit and, like, just putting everything to the side.
Like, it's a lot to have a kid.
And traveling's hard, too.
Going out's hard as well.
Being with friends.
Okay.
So you think, like, in your early age, you just want to live your life, have fun, or you think you're preparing yourself for when you're 30 to have a husband and be a good wife?
That part.
I don't go out and have fun.
Like, when I go out to clubs or whatever, like, I'll be backstage meeting people and networking.
I'll be completely sober.
I don't, like, drink like that.
I'm not out there trying to just, like, fuck around.
Like, I only go if there's a reason to.
So, like, I'm just preparing myself to have, like, a good life and, like, be wealthy and have a substantial household to give to my kid and have them have their best life.
Yeah.
Not substantial?
I said substantial.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
You mentioned networking.
What are you networking behind the scenes?
Well, like, I meet DJs or, like, I meet, like, people in my industry, like, photographers, videographers, magazine owners.
I've been in a few magazines.
I've been on a couple billboards.
And so, like, I do, like, a lot of that.
And so it's really nice meeting people because, like, you never know who you're going to meet.
And, like, we were backstage with a DJ one time and we met this really cool photographer.
And now we're going to, like, be at his content house all the time and, like, doing collabs.
Oh, my gosh, stop.
No, it's not like that.
Those weren't even me.
That was literally AI.
I just have the same exact outfit.
I was, like, confused.
Are they AI'd you?
So you don't do OnlyFans for real?
I have an OnlyFans.
Okay, so you think that's gonna bite you in your ass later on when you're 30 and figures out that you used to do OnlyFans, or are you gonna be up front with them?
No, I would be up front, but, like, I'm not doing anything crazy or anything on there, so it's just, like...
I'm more of, like, a relationship girl, and so that's how I am with my fans as well.
So I'm curious, like, why not talk about it if it's not that serious?
Like, why not bring it up?
Why did you hide it?
Well, because, like, people get the wrong impression if I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm an OnlyFans girl, because I'm not an OnlyFans girl.
I just have an OnlyFans.
I've always been, I've been a professional dancer since I was three years old.
I competed around the world for dance, and then I got into fitness at 16 years old, and I played sports my whole life, too.
So, like, that's my main thing, and that's why, like, I don't really say, like, oh, I'm an OnlyFans girl, because I'm so much more than that, and I have way more to offer and talk about rather than just a lot.
But you said it correctly.
You have more to offer.
Why make it in the first place?
Because you know what they're gonna say from the very beginning?
Oh, OnlyFans, she's for the streets, literally.
Of course.
So why even make it in the first place?
She belongs to the streets!
There's a lot of like bikini shoots or like lingerie shoots that maybe I don't want to post or maybe like are a little bit more explicit or like ones that just like...
Are sitting there that I can use if people want them.
Because some people want to get to know a creator a lot more than just what's on social media.
Please, please, please.
They want to jerk off to you.
Come on, man.
Mine are relationships.
Mine love me.
And you know what comes with it.
The perception that comes with OnlyFans.
And you signed up for that for the rest of your life.
I know.
But what people do on their side of the screen is none of my business.
Yeah, I understand that.
It doesn't matter!
You can't clean that up with your thoughts when we all know exactly what it is and how people are going to see you.
You signed up for that, so you gotta accept it.
You can't hide it.
You can't cover it up.
I wasn't hiding it.
I admitted it when it came up.
Only when it came up, though!
Right, but I'm not gonna bring it up.
That's not hiding it.
It's just not bringing it up.
Because there's no point to talk about it.
This is your best friend you're with, and she's the OnlyFans girl, and you're hiding the other one.
No, she knows I do it, and she does it.
But we asked you, though.
She does a little bit more into it than I do, and she's more open about it.
I'm more just like, it's there.
So you're not fucking on her like she is?
She's fucking on it?
No, no, no.
She's not doing anything worse on there.
She's just more open about it.
Because she doesn't care as much.
So you're shamed of what you have to do?
I'm not ashamed.
You shamed your family, so you're trying to hide it.
Oh my gosh, no.
No, my family's shitty.
They don't even know.
Well, I will say her parents did fail her, though.
That's true.
Because if you're good parents, you shouldn't be doing this.
Yeah, they gave a vote.
She gave a vote to her.
Keeping it real.
No, my parents have nothing to do with this.
I don't talk about my family.
Why not?
I had some trauma and shit, so I left home.
That's the point.
They failed you.
They fucked your whole life up.
We got you on OnlyFans now.
Yeah, pretty much.
But you still got time to make your life better, but it's over with.
That was crucial.
Did I go too far?
No, no, no.
That was perfect.
Just keeping it real with you.
She knows that.
She knows her life over.
What about you?
Married and kids?
Yeah.
Been there, done that.
Really?
Well, I was not married, but I've only had two relationships in my life, and they've both been long-term relationships.
My parents have been together for over 30 years, so that's kind of like what I always wanted.
My first relationship did not work, and that's where I had my two kids.
Right there and then as my relationship ended, I met another person and I thought that was going to be it.
And that didn't happen.
So now I'm in a point where I'm like, I now understand that a family doesn't have to be with a male figure as well.
Like, if this happens, it's me and my kids and I'm my little own family.
I don't need anyone.
I've always been very independent.
So at this point, I'm not really counting to when I'm going to get married or if I'm going to go have another kid.
I wanted to, but I'm 32 now, so I'm like, wait a second.
Do I want another kid?
Because now my kids are grown.
They're 11 and 9. Oh, what?
That's some big niggas.
Oh, yeah.
I went all the way.
I'm like, I'm in love.
Let's have kids.
Let's get married.
Let's get a house.
I want an iPad.
They boys?
I have a boy and a girl.
Yeah, see, I have a mom's over at the house.
I take my shoes off.
I wake up.
He be like, I wore my shoes to school and shit.
Take my shoes off, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, you know.
Where's the snacks, nigga?
Yeah, where's the snacks at, nigga?
Choke them.
So is dating harder now that you have two kids or is it easier?
I did feel a type of way when I was younger because, you know, I had my first kid.
My first kid, I had him when I was 22. So, at first, it was kind of like, I was kind of shy to say I was a mom, to be honest.
Can we say embarrassed more than shy?
Yeah, of course.
Why not?
I mean, I did come from a good relationship.
My parents have been, they love each other.
Like, they can't be without each other.
So, that's kind of like what I wanted.
Saying that my relationship, I'm half Venezuelan, half Italian.
Oh, okay.
Venezuela Libre.
Okay.
I'm Italian too.
Are you?
Okay, okay.
Anyway, yeah, there was a point where I was a little embarrassed about it, but obviously you grow, you go through stages.
You see that people live different things, different experiences in their life.
There's a reason for everything.
There's a reason as to why my relationship didn't work.
Why?
You know, I was very young.
No, I mean...
No, that's a bullshit answer, man.
A bullshit?
It could be, but I was looking for a relationship.
I met him and I thought he was it.
How much older was he than you?
He is five years older than you.
That ain't too bad.
Do you feel like you just chose the wrong guy?
Yeah.
That was your fault?
Yeah.
At least she's taking accountability.
I like accountability, eh?
Listen, we all make mistakes.
The important thing is that we learn from them.
I mean, the first one you didn't learn.
There's two of them.
I know, because I kept trying.
I didn't say the kids are mistakes.
I wanted my relationship to work.
What ethnicity was he?
He was Venezuelan.
Of course.
So ladies, let's do a fun game real quick here.
So let's say your man is watching right now.
Your possible future husband is watching right now.
What should he be like, qualities-wise, looks-wise?
Let's start here.
Qualities?
He has to have very good communication.
You need to be able to talk to me about anything.
If it makes you uncomfortable, if you did something wrong.
We can fix everything if you're honest.
If you're not honest and then I come to find out you're not honest, that's where the problem is.
So I feel like communication is the first thing because that's where trust comes from.
That's where a lot of things, basics, come from.
Look-wise, you have to be taller than me.
How tall are you?
5 '5", it's not that hard.
So you take a 5 '9", guy?
Yeah, that's cool.
As long as you're taller than me.
That was slow response.
I told you.
I'm 6 '6", brother.
There you go.
There you go.
Real, real special.
Real super nigga in this building.
Sweet girl.
That one.
You know, it can't be fuckware.
Okay, so just height?
Is that all that matters?
For looks?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, your height and you need to be clean, of course.
I mean, I fix, I take care of myself.
I fix myself.
I go to the gym, so I expect that from my partner, too.
And what's your preference to race, or none?
Keep it real.
I've always gone more for Latinos than black men.
Yes.
Even in Venezuela?
Get over here!
You gotta keep it spicy.
Is black in Venezuela?
There's some black ass niggas in Venezuela.
I'm Venezuela.
I'm Venezuela.
Yes, sir!
It's Elanas.
Venezuela libre!
No, that's in Mexico.
In Venezuela, we have arepas.
Are we?
Are we?
Cachapas! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Okay, what about you?
He's watching right now.
Describe him.
Um, taller than me.
I'm five foot, so you just gotta be tall.
Literally just be taller than like 5 '10 and I'm chillin'.
Yeah.
Because I want to look up at you.
So you want to be at least 5 '10"?
Yeah, they need to be at least 5 '10".
Okay.
Do you wear heels?
Yeah.
I wear heels a lot, especially with modeling, because you have to be, like, 5 '8 for a lot of shows.
So I have, like, 8-inch heels that I wear all the time for shows.
Goddamn.
Yeah, I'm literally, like, if I'm taller than you in my heels, like, I cannot be with you.
Okay.
They need to be loyal.
Like, I need to be your favorite girl.
Like, I need to be your best friend.
I need to be the prettiest girl in your eyes.
Your favorite.
You can't live without me.
Not obsessed and not clingy, but just, like, obsessed with me and not other girls.
No, I want him to be obsessed about you.
Okay, so then you said no.
But not in like a weird way or anything.
So not cringe, just kind of like...
Right, just really in love with you and not like other girls.
Like not looking at other girls.
Very respectful.
And he also has to go to the gym.
He has to be motivated himself and take care of himself.
Because I go to the gym seven days a week.
Seven days?
Yes.
And you ain't got a stitch of ass.
You didn't see my ass.
I know, he told me.
I got a big ass.
I got a zip code ass.
You do?
I got a zip code ass.
I said she don't got ass.
Oh, shit.
The Brazilian one.
I don't got the ass, but she carries it in front of her.
So it's okay.
You told me she had no ass.
No, no, bro.
This is the first girl.
Damn.
That's all with no ass.
I was shocked.
Hey, hey.
She got a cute little booty.
She got a cute little booty.
Look at where?
Wait, wait, wait.
We saw this.
Lady, did you set up a door twirl?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Set up a door twirl, yeah.
I didn't know, David.
First, I thought if she didn't have that ass.
No, no, no.
I wouldn't talk about no family trauma, none of that.
No, no, no, no.
See, you gotta sign up.
Come on, come on, come on.
They wanna see it too.
Oh my God.
Click the link if you wanna see it.
You ain't doing that.
Do it, do it, do it.
You said you got something.
Do it, do it, do it.
Yeah, let's see that four.
Yo man probably watching right now!
Really, nigga?
Oh my gosh.
Purrrrrr.
Pull your back straight.
Get your back straight.
Let me see.
It is straight, bro.
I have scoliosis.
Oh damn.
He's trying to blame it on the scoliosis.
What about you?
It works in bed.
That's all that matters.
Do it.
Do it.
It works in bed.
That's all that matters.
They want to see it.
Let me see that ass, baby.
She said he got his own zip code.
God damn it.
Where are we?
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
Zip code you, bro.
If I was wearing shorts, it'd be better.
I'm in a dress.
That's a little tough, dude.
You know, one of the kids, right?
This was a show called Ed and Eddie.
Okay.
And then the show's plank.
I love that.
I love that.
Sorry to say.
That's her?
See the plank?
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
You know what?
Little booties matter.
They do, though.
I told you that.
Real slim women.
I told you that.
I told you that.
It's very true.
Look, it might not be big in the back, but the front still works.
Oh, you got that moose knuckle?
Huh?
Moose knuckle?
No, no, no, no.
I cannot do that.
Oh, guys, I'm tiny.
I'm tiny.
Okay.
You're...
Damn, chat.
One quality, and then look twice.
Definitely, you have to be loyal.
I cannot deal with any more cheaters or abusers.
I'm done.
That's the only thing.
And then for looks-wise, just be pretty and a little bit tall and that's it.
I'm more of a personality type of girl, so I don't really care.
What's your lowest?
Sorry, minimum height.
No more tattoos, Erin.
We're done with that.
No more tattoos.
What's your minimum height for a guy?
Minimum height.
Um...
Like, minimum 5 '5".
Like, I'm 5 '0".
Like, foot.
I mean, foot.
5 '0".
Okay, it's not that hard to be taller.
Unless you were, like, literally...
She used to set her standards higher, though.
She'd always be taller than these men in heels.
And I'm just like...
And this little girl towering over this, like, boyfriend.
I'm like...
That's crazy.
Oh, my goodness.
So, your type, tattoos...
No, no, no.
No more tattoos.
We're changing the type.
Okay, like, I wouldn't mind, like, a white guy, like, a country boy, Hispanic, or black.
Like, it's in between there.
Yeah, yeehaw.
Wait, wait, so, question, right?
What's the...
So, uh, what's the longest that, um, this guy would take fuck you?
The first date?
Second date?
No, more than that.
I don't fuck on the first night or the first week.
You've never in your life fucked on the first night?
Oh no, I have.
I just don't do it anymore.
See, why not?
Because, like, then they take advantage.
They already got everything they wanted.
Hold on, if you're worth it, they'll stay.
I mean, yeah, but I don't know.
She's too pretty.
If you're a confident woman, you know your cat is just the beginning.
And if you're good...
They stick for the rest.
I'm just saying, be confident in your cat.
No, I am confident in my cat.
And be confident in yourself.
I am confident in myself.
First night ladies are amazing.
The best.
First night ladies.
I feel like it would be the opposite.
There you go.
Because I'm going to think you crazy.
All this glory stand before you.
You're going to turn this down?
I know you're bullshitting.
You ain't truthful.
It's impossible.
You're sitting next to me and you're going to hold out.
You're going to have a heart attack next morning.
Thanks.
I know that heart by the name.
Give it up, baby.
I got you.
Trust me.
Let's answer the question, though.
Will you try black again?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go!
Hey, yo, Fresh, thanks again for donating to the church.
Anytime, bro.
My last dollar, bro.
We need that.
What about you?
Qualities, I think.
Good morals.
Morals?
Yeah.
Loyalty.
For sure.
Okay, and then, looks-wise?
A good smile.
Tall.
Six feet, at least.
And then, I guess, race?
I like Latinos.
Latinos?
I really like Colombians.
You never had white?
No.
Never black?
No.
You say like Colombians?
Mm-hmm.
So I did Colombians.
Okay.
No Haitianos?
I'm Columbia, too.
Yay! That's not a meringue.
That's what it is.
Bajata. Okay.
Okay. Shout out to Eskabar.
There you go.
Dang, I forgot the question.
We got you.
Stupid. Stupid.
If your husband is watching right now, what is his archetype, for example, his trait, one trait, and his appearance?
Okay, well, yeah, just like you said, morals, principles.
What does that mean, though?
Like, he's obviously has to follow some type of, you know, has some type of guidelines or something in place.
Righteousness.
How about that?
Okay.
Looks wise.
Chocolate.
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
Like your killer chocolate.
Chocolate.
I mean, I'm like all shades of chocolate, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
So let me ask this question.
You never do white before?
She said the pink?
Hell no.
You never had that baby rat, that little pinky rat?
She looked at you like you cussed her out.
Stop it.
Get some help.
Shout out to Jordan.
Okay, okay.
She was like, look at her coffee.
At least like 5 '11".
5 '11"?
Yeah.
5 '11".
I have a question for you.
If a guy is 6 '5", would you know the difference?
No, I mean, no.
I mean, I'm not a freaking doctor.
I don't know.
You just want to say six foot because you know that's the number people say.
Yeah, I mean, six foot.
I mean, I don't care as long as they're, like, the height I am and it goes.
Like, that's just like a...
Fellas, here's some game for y 'all niggas, man.
Talk to them first.
The part of the short nigga community.
Just kidding, I'm not short.
I'm like average.
I'll tell you.
I'll show you later.
The point is, you want to buy certain shoes that are up to par.
And the shoes are McQueen's.
McQueen's.
The little platform.
It's crazy.
You get like two inches from that shit.
I was wondering why all these motherfuckers got the McQueen's on.
Now I make sense.
I'm like, why the fuck?
Then you got the Dior's.
The Dior's.
Then niggas are platforms.
They're like three inches.
That's crazy.
So those two shoes right there, fellas, you're going to need them.
Or some Timps.
Or some Timps.
Yeah.
Or some Chelsea boots.
But a lot of them Balenciaga's got the crazy heels on them and shit.
But they're ugly, though.
I know.
You acting too crazy.
The pirate boot motherfuckers.
That's what I'm saying.
Pirate boot.
Yeah, you acting too desperate.
But there's a shoe.
I forgot the name of it.
Convy or something like that.
You can buy it on Instagram.
But hey, it's a cheat code.
And some of them have them little heels in their shit.
I be seeing them guys.
I be like, dude, your whole fucking Achilles is hanging out the back, bro.
Come on, champ.
Relax.
But niggas got surgery, though.
Get some confidence.
I've seen that.
That's scary.
Yeah.
I'm asking a surgery to be higher, start taller.
And you can't even run.
Can't run.
If a dog run out there, you don't waste 80,000.
Blow your whole shit off.
You cook, nigga.
Can't even run.
Get your goofy ass out of here, man.
Build your confidence up, man.
But if you notice, height is always in the equation.
Because women just want that real, you know, they want that domination.
They want that real superhero next to them.
It's understandable, but it's just not realistic.
And now most women have to live with it.
But I get it.
Why it's not realistic?
Because the average man is 5 '9".
I mean, but that's still tall.
That's like a pretty tall...
Right, but that still ain't the one.
They're not gonna...
They don't look that tall in real life.
So, women's not gonna pick that.
Until it's too late when you...
37 couple kids.
Oh!
40 shots fired!
Now it's time to...
Listen, my standards are the same.
But I'll take me a 5 '8".
I'll take me...
No, I said 5 '9".
See?
5 '9".
See?
She got two fucking humans at the crib.
She gonna take a 5 '9".
There you go.
That's what happened.
No, no, but if I look for someone, it's a daddy for me, not for my kids.
Oh!
Get it twisted.
She knows what to say.
Hey, I'm a winner's letter!
Hey!
You're right, man.
It was funny.
I didn't manage with him before.
For real?
You was acting like you should be this well, too?
She was trash, nigga.
What?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Those are my favorites.
Alright, nah, nah.
The food was good, though.
The food is good.
What about you?
One trait and then appearance twice.
Good communication.
I'll second that.
It's a foundation for any...
It's fundamental.
And second thing, I actually dated my last relationship.
The guy was actually shorter than me a little bit.
What?
Yeah, I'm 5 '10".
You what?
I'm tall.
I'm tall.
You're 5 '10"?
Yeah, I'm 5 '10".
Well, I think I used to be 5 '11".
I feel like I'm shrinking a little bit.
Besides the point...
Hold on.
Yeah.
I actually dated a guy a couple inches shorter than me.
Are you taller than me?
For a while.
That explains a lot.
She tall.
I'm tall.
No, but it was built on friendship and then I ended up, you know, we ended up dating, so I didn't say anything wrong with it.
I mean, now the guy I'm with is taller than me, but it just depends on the person.
So I have a theory.
I'm either 5 '9 or 5 '10.
Okay.
Let's test it.
Are you tall than me?
Shoes off?
Hold on.
Shoes off.
I think I'm tall.
Let's see.
5 '10, right?
Yeah, 5 '10.
Let's see real quick.
Let's see.
We want you to stand up so we can see the whole posterior.
Oh, fresh type.
You're right there.
She's got him a little bit.
She's got him a little bit.
let's fucking go yeah we're running with that yeah six feet you maras can say it now cheese on bread with the
queens on with the queens
What about you?
I want someone thoughtful.
I want them to think about whatever they do or say.
How it'll make me feel and how they act.
Think about this.
Falcon Punch!
We're comedians, by the way.
Yeah, don't take serious.
Don't worry.
I don't know.
I love, like, international guys.
Like, foreign boys.
What type of foreign?
I don't know.
I guess Europe.
I fall for Europe.
Europeans a lot.
Boo.
Does he have to have a Xiaohongshu account?
I don't know what that is.
What?
Wait, what?
She's lost.
Yeah, she lost.
Nah, you know what I'm saying.
She's Americanized.
She is.
We don't like them.
Okay.
How tall?
You know, the last guy I dated was a short king, and...
And then you left him.
Huh?
Right, where you at?
I mean, he still broke my heart, so it doesn't matter if they're tall or short.
If it's a tall king, it will stay.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Yeah, you'd have dealt with it.
And then, like, recently, I went on a few dates with this tall guy, or, like, six-something, and I was like, oh, my God, I love it.
How did that feel, huh?
Did that make you?
I love it.
I was like, yeah, me and heels.
Huh?
Talk to me.
No, me and heels, and I was just like, oh, my God, I feel like a girl.
Did you feel that energy?
I loved it.
Yeah.
I loved it.
So, tall guys now.
Yeah, right.
Could never go wrong.
There you go.
Okay, so we're going to play a game, ladies, after some chats.
It's called, Are You Wifey Type?
We'll come back to this.
Let's do some chats if you don't mind, fellas.
Alright, we got Jesus AA says, Chris went to Skid Row for this panel.
Too dumb from Organic.
Lying.
She got her flat titties on OF.
What the?
Do better, woman.
Too dumb from Organic?
Organic with a K, too, brother.
Don't disrespect the name.
There you go.
You short titties on OF?
Yeah.
They said that you do.
They're lying.
I don't know, anyway.
Why would I take any pictures with that?
You might have a point there, bro.
Alright, what's next one?
Quick slap.
Sorry to check next to Fresh.
Asian honeys no longer affect him.
That's facts.
Fresh is no under Snow Bunny mind control.
Damn, I like that picture.
Where them hoes at?
They're in Sweden, nigga.
We should go over there, bro.
We need to go.
I was in Switzerland.
You know, I went crazy out there.
Oh, I already know, bro.
I was all in the apps.
Yo, Europe is amazing, bro.
What?
I was in France, nigga.
Oui, oui.
Emac James.
What do you say?
Something bad?
Yeah.
All right, we'll do it.
All right, got you.
Got you.
Yeah, we don't rubble.
America's Divorce says, why do lesbians have the highest divorce rates and DV rates?
Why do gay men have the lowest divorce rates?
Is a 50 or 60 year marriage realistic for most Gen Z slash millennials addicted to social media?
Honestly, but with lesbians, of course, there's a lot of DV and of course they have energies that are kind of like matching.
So feminine energy has to be dominant.
They both in a delusional world, so they just lying to each other and not being realistic, so they just discombobulated each other.
And they're emotional as well.
Yeah, it's over with.
Period, juices, mixing, all type of weird shit.
Never a good solution.
Goddamn.
And then for guys that are getting me, they just smashed, though.
Yeah, we didn't even think about it, didn't we?
Yeah, forget about that.
They just wild fiascos.
100%.
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We'll do wifey type Instagrams.
You got it?
Okay.
But in the meantime, so ladies, real quick, why do you think dating is dead or alive nowadays?
In your opinion, is it dead or is it actually still alive, you'd say?
I feel like people don't really date.
They're just kind of swiping and then go on a few dates.
But it's hard, I feel like, nowadays for people to actually have real relationships.
So very shallow.
Yeah.
So you don't think people are dating with intentions of being together in marriage?
Yeah, exactly.
They're just having fun.
Yeah, a lot of the time.
Why do you think it's that?
The apps and social media?
I think the apps and, I don't know, people in my age, they don't...
They don't want a serious something until maybe later.
It's too much access.
And you see too much.
It's crazy.
Social media, bro.
It's a beautiful thing, but it's a devastating thing, too.
What do you think?
Dating with intention.
It's lacking.
And I think also after the first few months, sometimes after those 90 days, maybe the first person you met the first week and what you talked about, it all sounds great, but then 90 days after, it's like, alright, well, it's getting real.
Am I in or am I out?
Yeah.
And then you have the faces of ghosting and not talking to the person, which I think messes with other people's egos.
And then it's kind of like, all right, well, now I'm going to do the same to the next person.
So I think it's almost like a ripple effect, right?
Yeah.
Like we take and we absorb and we're all sponges in like, you know, older versions of ourselves.
And I think it, you know, catches up with us.
Yeah.
A lot of people out here got the Scooby-Doo mask on, you know.
Yeah.
You ever seen Scooby-Doo at the end?
It'd be the guy that was at the...
The park, you didn't even know that was the bad guy the whole time.
Take it off.
Hey!
He'd be like, God damn it!
Because they were playing the facade the whole time.
You know what I'm saying?
They acting like they the perfect guy.
Gaslighting and all that.
Now they get comfortable.
They get tired.
You want something new?
Now I can be my real self.
And that ain't the person you liked in the beginning.
So that's how you have discernment.
That's why you vet people out.
People don't do that no more.
They don't date with attentions and they're not vetting.
That opposite person out.
They're just going right away.
We in a relationship now.
You don't even know me.
You met me last week.
We go together already?
Bitch, I'm not the guy you think I am.
I'm lying around this motherfucker.
You didn't do no research.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's the problem.
People are not dating with attention.
It's not vetting the other person out.
That's the problem.
Even if you are like a guy, if a guy's talking to a few girls or whatever, it's not like he's going to say first date, oh, this is the one I'm going to marry.
He's not going to, you know, get rid of his options right away.
You know, that's normal.
But that's why it takes time.
That's why you don't rush nothing.
Like, even if you have a sexual part, that happens.
But to be like in a relationship, this is my man, this is my girl, you got to go through the vetting process, ask those serious questions and really watch how they move, you know, between that time.
Very important.
He might have like an idea of like if you're good or not, but long term you need.
Time to pass by.
Facts.
And that's going to show everything.
You know what I mean?
So within 90 days, that ain't enough.
That ain't enough time.
I also don't think there's any shame in dating potential.
I think you sometimes, you know, if you're both committed, I think you might have to.
You know, early ages, look, you meet them 10 years down the line, look at this come up.
Why not, you know, come up together if it's, you know, works out?
It just depends on the circumstances, too.
Yeah, and the level of potential.
No shame in walking away.
Yeah, the level of potential.
Like, some people just got, you know, fake potential.
You know, fake ambition.
What do you think fake potential looks like?
It's like a person that, you know, you see something in them, but they don't see it in their self.
But you saw it.
So that's the fake potential.
Like, you think, oh, they could be great.
I could see it in them.
I could change them.
Yeah, I could change them.
If I just help them with this and that and that, motherfucker ain't shit.
They're playing video games.
True.
He's got OnlyFans with these two over there.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, jacking off in the sock every night after you leave them.
And you know the worst part?
You give them a kid.
Oh, shit.
Now you're cooked.
The jig is up.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
All right, what about you?
It's true.
She knows she did it twice.
She did it twice, guys.
Don't beat her.
You know what's the worst part?
Having everything in order and you give a bum to kids.
So what?
Well, you cooked.
The jig is up.
Just saying.
Don't, don't, I'm saying don't go all the way in your bed.
Yeah.
Right there.
Yeah.
Your life is over.
Why is dating nowadays tough or not tough?
Well, I think it's kind of like, it kind of corresponds with the first question you'll ask.
It's society.
It's the fact that we are brainwashed.
We're not.
We're not in a position to where we're actually getting to know ourselves.
We're not seeing the value in ourselves.
We're just doing whatever, willy-nilly, moving around.
Don't have no type of direction, no type of wisdom, knowledge, understanding.
And first, everything starts with yourself.
I'm glad you said that.
Do you think it will ever change back to what it used to be?
Traditional?
Yeah.
I wish.
No.
We're cooked.
Smart girl!
You know what time it is.
What about you?
I mean, I think...
Dating with intentions, right?
I'm in a serious relationship, so what can I say?
I mean, only a few months ago.
Do you think when you first met your guy, it was going to last longer?
Because of maybe how he is as a person, his morals, or it was just like, it happened by chance?
No, honestly, I think from the get-go, the conversation that we had when we first met...
It was very different from all the conversations that I've ever had with any other guy.
Keep it real.
Were you on drugs?
Yes.
Of course you were.
Of course you were.
I went to France, right, bro?
Uh-huh.
I had no idea this was a thing in Europe, basically.
We're like, it's Deep House.
It's techno.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
All night.
It never ends.
It never ends.
And the DJ is always...
On something.
Yes.
They are the guys.
They are the ones.
If you take certain drugs, you fall in love with the person.
Molly.
No, what do you mean?
I mean, I think it opens up.
You're pretty open to your emotions.
Open up the legs.
You what?
No, but that's kind of scary, though.
I'll lie.
Okay, what about you?
Um, it's just cooked in general.
That's all I gotta say.
Damn.
So your man doesn't mind you dress sexy with the titties out and all that.
He okay with that?
I mean, she's single.
Me?
Yeah, you.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I have a swimwear brand.
I'm always in a bikini.
Is this your brand, too?
You got on?
No, not this.
Hey, I was...
Hold on.
I'll get it.
No, no, no.
That was your girl.
Right.
Right.
She's on a podcast.
Yeah.
A bunch of niggas.
Yeah, niggas.
Real niggas, too, now.
Is that cool?
Fuck no.
Look, I was wearing a jacket.
It's really hot.
If she promoting her brand, I'd be with that, right?
If that was her brand, I wouldn't mind.
If it's my woman, she's a designer, and that's her brand, we get into the money.
You know this big old podcast?
I get it.
You ain't wearing your own shit.
No, but that was the thing.
I was told that I couldn't wear some...
I asked if I was able to wear a bikini.
It's the same thing!
It is not.
It is not.
Once you see my brand, you're gonna understand.
Wait, but didn't Icy wear one of your dresses?
There you go.
So why not that then?
Huh?
Why didn't Icy wear that when Icy got on?
Yeah.
Oh, 'cause I don't have that dress.
What do you mean?
It's too long for me.
The market ain't working right now.
But no, brother, I would not allow my woman to do those certain things.
Like, I don't allow my woman, like, don't take no pictures, no mirror, like, in your story with your ass to the side.
What the fuck are you doing?
For what?
For sale.
Yeah, what the hell are you doing?
Like, what's your thought pattern?
When I'm in the gym, you turn and show on your ass?
Showing the ads, bro.
Showing the ads.
The crowd.
That's crazy.
Showing it to just everybody.
You just built that ass.
You should show it off.
The jig is up.
You do that, your ass out of here.
How about this, right?
I make a lot of money, and I share it with other girls.
You like that?
I mean, if you're helping other people, go for it.
Man, she's helping guys nut, man.
That's crazy.
Right.
God bless them.
Indirectly.
Indirectly.
What about you for dating itself?
She said it's cooked.
I mean, I think it's cooked, but if you find the right guy, you find the right guy.
I definitely think Miami is not a place to find a relationship.
I would agree.
I've met a lot of nice guys in Tampa that are more down-to-earth than here, but I feel like everybody I meet here is just not worth dating.
You don't come here to be down-to-earth.
Nah.
You come here to go up there.
Yeah, stay up there.
Whatever it takes.
Very hard.
What about you?
Fuck!
I think the question's very related to, um, what was that?
What was that for?
That's her going up ladders, you know?
Yeah, facts.
Anyway, it's just very related to the first question.
I believe that people are very, um, afraid of committing and they're not dating with intention.
But, I mean, I don't think just Miami itself is the problem.
Maybe you're just hanging around the wrong people.
Oh, that's in your IG.
It's crazy, bro.
That pink?
Mine?
She got that thing out?
Yo, that counter, bro!
You on the counter?
I don't wanna be that counter, bro!
Can we pull up some of those?
Can we pull up some of those?
Chris!
Chris, don't shout out a bit.
Let's go to Rumble.
We're going to show the actual behind the scenes of the Instagrams and see the wifey material.
We're going to judge you off your Instagram page.
I didn't know.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
We're talking to her.
I'm like, shut up.
The man is watching right now.
Mama too?
He will tell you right now if your wife is not.
Mama too?
Mama too?
Oh, I got to see the mama.
Her son is like, fuck mom!
The kids pulling me out of the--
At the gym and shit.
So then she can wear my shoes.
That's funny.
She be working out, man.
She be working out.
Hey, she looks bad as fuck.
I have two kids and I feel very comfortable with my body.
We like that for you.
Alright, so let's see if they can sign up to the test and see if they can pass the game here.
Alright, let's do the first one if you don't mind.
At first, one girl has an IG private, which is fine, but if she wants to take it off, let me know.
I mean, you should for the show, man.
No, but still, you can't force girls, man.
True, true.
We don't tell them.
Yeah, we respect that.
We'll see who's first.
Alright, back to...
Miss Ventilla here.
She be outside outside.
She's trying to win.
She's trying to get her, daddy.
She around the world, man.
That pink one is crazy.
Everything right there.
What does it say?
What does it say?
You look like you from the capital, too.
I am.
Who's that though?
Who that nigga?
Who's my trainer?
Who's my trainer?
I am too.
So I have a question for you.
Where's the kids?
On the profile?
I don't like showing my kids like that.
Oh, she's hiding.
I don't hide them.
I post them.
I post them on my stories every now and then.
But it's happened to me that, you know, stuff has happened with social media and my kids.
I don't like that.
You got two emojis by your name?
I got the little Malita's right there.
I did, but I took it off.
By the way, I got two kids.
No, but you know what?
That's actually the first thing I say if I'm dating someone.
I'm like, I go on a date, you know, we're talking.
I'm like, by the way, I have two kids.
On a date.
I'm born in Caracas.
But it ain't up there.
We need to know that from the history.
Why does that?
You need to get to know me.
All right, so Chad, if you don't mind.
Or I'll say it on the chat.
I'll say, if you're chatting and you're trying to take me out, I'm going to be like, okay, you know, I have kids.
Okay, that's real.
Okay, so let's see what they're saying.
Put a one for if he's wifey.
Two for no.
And of course, Mr. Gunnell, you say your last piece as well.
You said wifey or not?
Yeah, wifey or not.
One for wifey, two for not.
Okay, let me see what they say.
I know what they're going to say.
Okay, we got a bunch of twos.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, so they're saying not wifey.
What?
Holy smokes.
Single mom L. Nigga said two nuts.
Two nuts.
Two nuts for sure.
What are you saying, bro?
I mean, you already know, man.
When it comes to...
Hey, the whore comment, I appreciate it.
Were you a whore?
Nah.
She's a monster.
I might gotta lie real quick.
I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore, but...
I'm not a whore at all, but you know.
Oh, wait.
We got some ones there.
We got some ones.
We got some ones there.
They lying.
They didn't know what they said.
Baby, I love kids.
I know what I'm saying.
I'm the best with kids.
No, they just saying it's one of the ones.
For sure.
Go to tag photos, though.
Yeah, tag photos.
Go to tag photos.
That's the truth.
I don't know what that is.
Poor bad.
Damn, they're going crazy.
Damn.
Okay.
All right, well, let's say two.
That's some hell of a shorts.
Obtain your working permit?
Okay.
Nothing crazy.
All right.
You have to get a work permit?
All right, who's next?
But now, you know, to be real, you know, we got to be truthful at all times.
But I don't wife, you know.
Kids, kids, mothers.
You know what I'm saying?
Just fuck them.
I can't do it.
Yeah, fuck the shit up.
She got two, too.
So, you know, that thing got me.
She got that honey bun, man.
You know what I'm saying?
For sure, warm honey bun.
That counter, though.
There you go.
That counter says it all.
Who's next?
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
It's my wife.
She looks bad as hell.
I don't know what I'm about to say.
Oh, she's working on the angles, man.
She got a good photographer, I'll tell you that.
Yeah, for real.
Airbrush.
Airbrush.
Catfish.
I'm not a catfish.
I know.
I look exactly the same on your left.
Where?
Right here.
Where this person?
Right here.
That's me.
Where's she?
Look at that ass, though.
Okay, so, all real.
Let's keep it real.
two guys and then one for wifey, two for wifey not.
Oh, the splits.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, keep scrolling.
No, no, no, don't click that.
Why are we getting twos?
I'm a model.
It's my job.
Instagram model, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, real-life model, too.
I'd be doing runways.
I do fitness competitions.
Oh, shit.
I do not do porn.
But you're the only fan.
Yes.
It's not porn, though.
But I don't do porn on there.
What magazines?
I've been in...
Vogue?
No.
You been in Vogue?
No, I said no!
You been in Mulan Fashion Week?
No.
You went to Paris?
No, we're in Miami Swim Week, though.
And we're going to do New York Fashion Week, I think, in September as well.
Because I'm originally from New York, so I want to go up there and do that because it'd be cool.
Shout out to New York.
There you go.
What's the next one?
Oh, here we go.
We know what's going on here.
Brazil in the house?
Okay, so one for wifey, two for not.
10 line galore.
Same guy?
So we work with similar photographers and we also both have cameras so we take pictures for each other a lot.
Teamwork.
Does it help with marketing though?
Like a lot?
What do you mean?
Like a bunch of photos like this?
Yeah.
Chaz's dating show.
That's a bunch of OF girls in there.
That is.
That was a dating podcast.
That's all I know.
Let's not diss on Chaz.
We love him.
We love Chaz.
Love Chaz.
So they're saying twos as well.
Holy.
Why is it a two?
Okay, what do we need to do to get a one?
Just wondering.
Not be whores.
Let me see it.
Well, he said not be whores.
Not be OnlyFans.
I'll work on it.
I'll work on it.
The jig is up.
Okay, wait.
Okay, I have a real question, though.
So, say you're considering dating this girl, and then she's like, oh, I got an OnlyFans, whatever, but she's willing to delete it for you.
Would you date her?
Dude, she got the men in black thing that delete my mind of understanding reality.
That's why she do that.
What did we consider if she deleted her OnlyFans?
Like, once you start one, it's over, like, you're cooked.
Like, once you start one, like, you can't take it back.
Is there porn on OnlyFans?
There's porn on OnlyFans, but...
Her OnlyFans.
No.
And she just met me.
How long has she had it, though?
Like, a year.
Nah.
But anything sexual, like, even if you...
I feel this.
If you just sell anything on your body, I don't give a fuck if it's feet pictures and all that.
You selling that for money?
Like, you such a...
Like, you would do anything for some money.
I don't get it for you selling your fingers, your feet, your eyes.
Like, what the fuck?
You would, too.
If people offered you money.
So many people have DM'd me and been like, can you send a picture of your feet?
I'll cash at you.
I'm known for having a 10-inch dick with girth.
I got word of mouth.
I've turned down millions of dollars to do shit with OnlyFans women.
I never would do that.
Never in the history of life.
You know what I'm saying?
Money can't buy me.
I get the money.
Money comes to me how I want to come to it.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, I won't.
Fuck no.
I could have made millions of dollars slinging big dog dick going viral with OnlyFans bitches, actress bitches, all that.
Easily.
I'm not doing that shit.
Never in life had my asshole in the air for my mother to look at.
Ow!
Hey, hey.
Don't worry.
I got you right now.
Here comes a man in black.
Let me get that.
Galaxy Defenders.
I just got men in black shitting out of my mind.
His mind was clear.
We're both mentally blocked.
It's too late now.
We're just girls.
Men in black, run it back again.
You gotta be super quick to catch that.
It's alright.
Yeah, it's the next time.
Alright, who's next?
Let me see that one.
Let me see that one.
She got a man, so I mean like...
I don't care.
Let me see that bikini and all that.
She said the bikini's too good.
She's ready.
Let me see.
You see the legs wide open?
What the heck?
What the hell?
Is that a dude on your shirt?
What?
You said dude.
Is that your...
You gotta swim like swim trucks for men or something?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
What's your brand?
Oh, shit.
Whoa!
What a rumble, so we good.
But even though it's kind of like, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Alright, so, uh, yeah.
Two for...
Not wifey and one for wifey.
Yo, is your man cool with that?
Yeah.
He's cool with it?
Of course he is.
He's right there.
Because he's talking other women, dog.
He's on my page as well.
Wow.
You know he just fucking.
That's him right there?
Is it him?
No.
What do you mean?
That's Ronaldinho.
That's Ronaldinho.
Oh, shit.
You bitch, huh?
Oh, that's Ronaldinho.
100 million.
There he is.
You're hella talented, too.
Okay, Chad said two is for sure.
Is that him?
That's my brother.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Go up.
Go up more.
Go up more?
This is cut, man.
Yo, bruv.
Bro, you are cooked, man.
You want us to marry you?
Man, that's hard.
Can you at least cook?
She's just having a good time.
I'm Peruvian, come on.
That don't mean nothing.
Ceviche?
What?
Ceviche.
Peruvian food is the best.
Man, I wish you the best, but I was going to cook.
That's tough.
Is yours private?
Okay, let's get her.
Let's see that.
I didn't see her stand up.
Oh, you cooking food?
Oh, she's okay?
Okay, hold on.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, she's a cooker.
Oh, she got the job.
She's vegan.
Oh, she's a vegan cook, too.
That's why the skin got the glow on it, huh?
Okay.
Okay, I see that.
She on the beach, though.
Oh, okay, okay.
Barbados, that's my country.
I love it.
Barbados, cheese on bread.
Hey, you have fish cakes?
There you go.
There you go.
Okay, so listen.
One in the chat for wifey, two for not.
I think this is kind of...
I see some wands in there.
Yeah, I think this is better than before.
I see some wands in there.
They saw that food, though.
They saw that food.
And she's 21. They said, oh, vegan.
Oh.
I see a lot of ones.
Damn, a lot of ones.
Okay.
We're asking, now you know, you just gotta put up a bunch of food.
Yeah, we just gotta post food.
I'll post some shrimp in there.
I'm about to start putting whipped cream on all my posts.
Some shrimp and whipped cream.
What do you mean?
Shrimp and whipped cream together is crazy.
That sounds crazy.
Okay, what about you?
She's next, right?
I have nothing of myself on my Instagram.
Is that Freud in there?
I literally have no photos of myself.
I never post myself.
Oh, she bought a business.
What about take photos?
No, I don't have anything.
Take photos real quick.
You gotta make sure, you know?
It's all real estate.
Oh, damn.
Damn.
She bought a business.
Professional.
She bought a business.
Is she willing to have sister wives?
Don't forget.
She said that?
I think that's what we're thinking.
Why are you following?
He wants some real estate.
He's gonna buy a condo after this.
It's what comes with a condo.
You know what's coming with a condo.
Alright, well listen.
One in the chat for actually, wifey.
Two for now.
A bunch at once.
Damn!
It's pretty good, actually.
Good job.
Alright, so what?
Two out of...
And last girl has no R.I.G.
It's private.
Wait, it's not.
No, I don't think...
You sure?
Definitely not.
It's not?
Not private.
No, it's with the Y. What the fuck is that?
It's with the Y. It's the same but with S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A-S-A-R-A-B-S-Y-L-V-I-A
-S-A-R-A- Can she be traveling and shit?
She by the water?
I'm wholesome.
She by the water?
I do lifestyle.
Travel.
Hey, man.
That's a boat.
Oh, the boat got the hand up, too.
The hand is with me.
You know what they say.
You went on the yacht, you got got.
Yeah, that's a trap.
Okay, I mean...
The eye squint.
That says a lot.
I mean, she's Chinese.
It's always squinting.
Oh, that's true.
So, okay, one for wifey, two for not.
I mean, this is an issue right there.
Definitely wifey.
I like that lavender look.
Oh, thank you, oh, thank you.
Yeah, I like that, I ain't gonna lie.
Okay, they're putting ones in the chat.
This is the worst.
Hold on, Sylvia, but...
I speak Cantonese.
I think you're speaking Mandarin.
I say Cantonese.
Wait, you did say something though.
I know I did.
I know I did.
What are you saying?
You should say something.
Okay?
What do you think?
Well, we keep that between me and you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're funny.
Don't tell everybody what number is.
Secrets.
Secrets.
All right, so, Mr. Gannick, you've been viral for a while, man.
I have.
On a bunch of interviews.
We got one video here that you're talking about marriage.
Oh, yeah, it's funny.
And this went viral everywhere.
Ladies, give us your honest reaction after this video.
Let's go.
What's your age?
43. Are you single?
Kind of, sort of, but not really.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm married to the game, brother.
At your age, have you ever proposed to a woman before?
Nah, I would never do that.
If I ever thought about getting married, we're going to get a shaman or something and do a tribal ritual.
I'm not signing no paperwork for the government with my money and my greatness.
Why do you as a man feel like marriage is a risk?
As a businessman, you know, you got to go off the numbers.
60% of marriages end in divorce, and they always initiate it by the woman, like 70%.
So off those numbers alone, I would never jeopardize my greatness, my millions.
My glory to that piece of paper.
So, you don't marry a woman.
Yeah.
But you're with her long term.
What happens next?
I mean, we're just living life.
We're going to go with the flow.
You know, if she want to move around, she can.
I'm not holding nobody hostage.
You know what I'm saying?
See, that's what happens.
That's like the click key somebody in when they get that paperwork.
No, we're living free out here.
To the 43-year-old woman watching this now, who would go, you're not taking anybody serious without marriage?
What would you have to say to that?
I say God bless them.
You know, if you're 43 and you're a woman and you're complaining about marriage, that means you're already past your prime.
That is a fact.
As a 43-year-old man, I got better with life.
I'm better right now at 43 than I was at 23. I'm going to keep getting better.
I'm going to keep getting more money.
I'm going to keep looking better.
I'm going to keep getting more women.
It ain't going to never stop for me.
But for a woman that age, God bless her.
She's going to need it.
What's your age?
43. Are you single?
We'll start here.
Thoughts on the video and why do you think you deserve to be married?
So, talk to the video real quick.
He mentioned that marriage is not really a thing in his lifestyle.
What about you?
Why do I think I deserve to be married?
I mean, as I said before, at this point in my life, I don't think I need to be married, honestly.
I am an independent woman, and I don't think I need someone by my side to have millions or grow and be somebody in life.
I believe that marriage, though, helps you commit a little bit more than what you would commit when you're not married.
And not only married legally, but mostly when you're married by church.
I'm not super religious, but I do respect that.
So you don't need paper under God.
Under God.
If you're married under God, that's another level of respect to me.
Interesting.
So do you agree with him not getting married at all at his age?
43?
I don't, actually.
I don't think there's an age limit to that.
I think that your person's going to get to you when they're going to get to you.
And you will know that's your person because you'll feel the connection and you'll feel the honesty and you'll feel all of that.
But I don't believe there's an age limit.
I've seen people fall in love at 50 years old and be together.
So I don't believe there's an age limit to that.
Now, I'm not in a rush to get married.
I just feel like you just need to feel the right person.
Meet the right person and feel that connection.
And you both need to want that.
Okay.
For you.
Thoughts on the video and then marriage for you?
My thoughts on the video are I think it's a little too harsh.
I think it's a little bit too mic and paper-based rather than emotionally thinking.
True.
Because, like, in society, your goal, you know, when you're younger, you think of getting married and having kids and starting a life like that, not like, oh, how much money am I going to get?
And all that under God and everything.
Just no government involved.
Also, if it's true love, why do you need a piece of paper?
To me, it's like true love is like genuine, right?
I share that.
But I just feel like lately you guys are so scared of marriage, so I'm curious.
Can you blame us?
Look at Shannon Sharp.
I did.
He didn't even do nothing.
I heard them, but I thought it would also be something connected to emotionally.
Once you said that you share that thought, like when you get married under God, it's something different.
See, that's what I'm saying too.
People are taking it the wrong way.
Did you hear me say I would get married with a shaman?
So, the marriage is there.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, women take shit so personally, like somebody attacking them.
It might sound harsh because I'm a funny and I'm a goddamn confident guy and I'm all looking all crazy and orange.
I get all that shit.
But if you truly listen to what I said, I said I would get married.
I just don't want no government in my situation.
I didn't say women ain't shit.
I'll just give you statistics and I still would get married, but I'm not doing it with the government and risking my money.
What's wrong with that?
I respect that.
Unless you're trying to run off with my money.
Yeah.
You want the opportunity, right?
And there's a lot of girls with that mindset, too.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I know you do, baby.
You better.
You got two kids.
37. You better respect everything I say.
I don't need your money.
I know you.
I know you don't.
What you doing?
I don't.
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
How much you make?
It doesn't matter how much you make.
Because I don't like it when men think they're very powerful over women because of their...
They ain't just about no money, baby.
Look at me.
Oh, you look really good.
I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you, because you know how it's going.
Thank you.
We're going to keep it on even plan.
All respect.
Thoughts on the video?
And why should you get married, do you think?
Honestly, growing up, I never wanted...
Like, marriage or kids.
I was always against it when I looked at my, like, parents' marriage.
But recently, it kind of changed.
But for me to get marriage, like you said, I don't want a government involved.
Like, because, like, I also have my business.
He has his business.
We keep that shit separate.
If we want to have a business together, okay, that's different.
But, like, I don't want no government.
Because it's like, if we got to get a divorce, we got to pay for it.
And the more money we make, the more money we have to pay for it.
And that's honestly stupid.
Right.
Like, in my opinion.
Good shit, girl.
Good shit.
Okay.
Come on, now.
And, like, getting, like, married, like, under God, I prefer that.
Yeah.
Because there's just too much money involved.
I don't have enough Botox to be dealing with that.
So, I just, that's just my thing.
All right, God.
She's wifey, man.
I just wonder if God would approve of what she does.
I am approving myself.
There's more than just what I do for a living.
But that's all you need to do.
Whatever.
God bless America.
It's a good start.
Yeah, it's a good start.
You don't get nowhere, but you start.
And then for you, thoughts on the video and why should you get married?
Thoughts on the video.
Be truthful, it's okay.
I'm sitting here, but I can take, you know.
Dialogue.
He said no marriage, basically.
No, did someone hurt you?
No.
God is great.
How dare you!
Okay, why doesn't it seem like I was hurt?
Because it kind of seems, sorry, it kind of seems like, you know, you're like, oh, well, if you're older as a woman, then you're fucked.
Oh, okay, that's what it was that got hurt as you're older.
No, not necessarily that, but you're 43. It's not like you're young.
Right, I said that.
He's a man, though.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Why?
Because I look better now at 43 than I did at 23. Me too.
I'm in better shape.
My skin glowed better.
Me too.
No, you don't.
It ain't the same.
Trust me, I can show you a picture when I was 23 and I look way better now.
No, no, but as a man, we improve over time.
Women do too.
No, they don't.
Why not?
Why not?
Because it's common sense and everyone knows this.
Says what's common sense?
Says God, biology, your eggs dry up.
You know, your insides get old and it can't function correctly.
That's what he's trying to say.
Yes.
So, the more we improve, the more, you know...
Hormonally.
Everything.
Not even hormonally.
Even a man, like, statistically, with money, everything's about a man.
Women like older guys.
Right?
Not necessarily.
Overall.
Like, can we talk about individual?
Because we're talking about overall, right?
Women like older guys.
Guys don't like older women like that, a younger guy.
So, that's the difference, too.
Like, a woman that's in...
20s and 30s want an older guy.
No guy in his 20s, 30s want an older woman.
It doesn't go that way.
So guys improve when they get older, physically, mentally, monetarily, and attraction to women.
It's a fact.
I know it sounds harsh, but sometimes harsh and real shit hurts a little bit.
But it's okay.
Like you told me, I'm old.
I'm 43. I'm halfway gone already.
But I look better than I ever did.
I got more money than I ever did.
I'm smarter than I ever was.
I got more women than I ever wanted.
You know what I'm saying?
So it is what it is.
Does that make you happy though?
Of course.
Yeah?
Yes.
Did you hear what I said?
I look better.
But do you want to stay by yourself?
I'm never by myself.
I'm never by myself.
I got a plethora of everything.
That's what you think.
No, no, this is what I live.
It's just momentarily.
Nothing's momentarily.
Those are just the little moments that you live with every single girl that you're with.
Why would I want to do that?
But at the end of the day, like you're going, you go home by yourself.
Which is a glorious thing.
I control my environment.
I want somebody that's going to mooch off me, feed off me.
I got to do...
Talk to her and make sure she got this and that.
Worry about her when I can worry about myself.
And then when I want some companionship, I can bring it.
I found plenty of right ones.
So do you think that men and women are the same, actually, in dating?
Not necessarily.
I think women are more emotional.
Because even your actual relationship, he's older, right?
Of course.
Would you date somebody younger than you?
I have, yes.
How'd it work out?
How'd that pay out?
It didn't.
Of course.
That's the point.
But I met, I mean, I was with, I was engaged to an older man.
Right.
And it was like the worst relationship I was ever in.
But you're in one right now with an older man.
I am.
Okay.
So what was your point?
But it wasn't about the age at all.
But it's still there.
It was just whatever type of connection that we found at the time.
Right, but you're still doing it.
So it's okay.
You like older men.
No, I do not.
We're just saying the odds are better for women if the guy's older.
The odds are better if he's older.
He's more mature, more established.
Right.
You're an old man right now.
I mean, he's about my age, so I don't think he's old.
But he's older than you.
Yeah, he's older.
He's in his 40s.
He's fighting against reality.
I get it.
You want to win the point you're not winning.
And it's okay.
Trust me, I'm not trying to win.
There's nothing to win.
No, absolutely not.
So your last guy you dated was older.
He was older.
The guy you're currently dating is older.
Yeah, but before then, I used to...
But no, no, we're talking about now, you're going way too far.
We're talking about currently.
The last one and this one.
End of discussion.
What you got to say?
Finito!
Yeah, it's always.
I get what you're trying to do, baby.
You're older and you're not compared to an older guy.
It just is what it is.
Alright, thoughts on the video and then why should you get married again?
Yeah, okay.
My thoughts on the video, I mean, this is his opinion, you know, he ain't, you know, he ain't a big dog, you know, he ain't saying what it is, and I ain't coming for it.
But I personally, yeah, that marriage, oh my God.
And you've been through it.
Yo.
Come on now.
I mean, it was kind of your fault, though, that it fell.
It was.
It was my fault that it fell.
Yeah, it was your fault, yeah.
You nag too much.
Be truthful now.
I'm the one that got the divorce.
There's no problem.
Women initiate most of the divorces.
So that's normal.
What did you learn from this experience?
Right, that's what I'm saying.
I learned patience.
That's what I told y 'all.
Yeah, I learned patience.
And that's okay.
Well, no matter fact, I am perfect.
No, I'm perfect.
No, let me say what I'm going to say because we all are born perfect.
You know what I'm saying?
We are.
So I'm saying I'm a perfect person, perfecting perfection.
That's what I'm saying.
That's how I move.
But anyway, no, I would not do the marriage again.
I just don't want to go through the paperwork.
But yes, the shaman.
We're with that.
For sure.
You know, we definitely have to get some type of ritual.
Yeah, I know a nigga Albuquerque right now.
About 1500.
We getting a goddamn little hot tub and shit.
He got you.
All right.
What about you?
Thoughts on the video?
The video.
Go ahead.
It's the way he lives, you know, and I do agree that men get better with age.
I know not every woman's going to agree with me, but I think there's also percentiles to it.
I mean, not every man can be grouped in the top percentile, and that's where lifestyles are different.
What was the second question again?
And then for yourself, marriage.
Why do you deserve to be married?
What do you think?
I don't know if I like the word deserving, but I say I've always wanted to get married, which has been a thing, yeah.
I think it's to each his own.
I think deserving, not deserving, to me, it's I would like to get married.
You're halfway there.
And full paperwork with the government and all that, too?
Yeah, to me, I mean, I'm happy to do however my husband wants to do.
So you're with the shaman?
So I'm with the shaman?
No, I would do paperwork, I think.
Oh, god damn, I thought she would do that.
Well, she doesn't want this thing.
Documents all day.
Of course, yeah, yeah.
So, real quick though, like, the current guy, would you marry him?
We're back!
Gotcha, bitch!
Cooked, man, cooked.
What about you?
You know, I think that, yeah, it's your opinion.
Killed the baby.
Yeah, you have like a growth mindset, so I like that.
Like, I want someone who's gonna be better and think they're gonna be better as they get older.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
I'm listening.
Love that you're so tall.
Yeah.
What else?
It's a lot more.
When we take the shirt off, because you might not see the full understanding because the shirt is on.
It gets crazy.
But yeah, so it's like a good mindset.
Someone who wants to be better and do better.
For me, I think that, you know, I love love.
I want to be with...
I want to get married, like, one time.
I want to be with my person, and, like, that's it.
So, y 'all pray for me.
Yeah.
Are you with the government, you know, all that paperwork with the marriage, or can we go shaman?
You know...
Yeah, whatever the vibe is.
So you with shaman now?
I'm asking and I'm looking in your eyes.
I can, I can.
Are you with the shaman?
Yeah, let's go.
She's with the shaman!
Yeah!
Let's go.
Let's go now.
You ready?
I'll be ready.
Okay.
I love it.
I'm Asian, my favorite now.
You know that.
I already know that.
Yeah, we know that.
It's not my favorite anymore.
Not no more.
Not no more.
Oh, damn.
All right.
We'll change that.
Jake Sabu Jones, according to him, I'm Rumble.
Girls, can you name three countries?
Oh, there we go.
Write some rules.
We'll start right here.
Now, these are very simple rules.
Very.
Very simple.
You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
Also, you can't repeat whatever the girl has said before you.
So it has to be one country from one girl.
And we'll start right here.
Italy.
Okay, two more?
Spain.
And France.
France?
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
I said France earlier.
Yeah, I know.
She was already simmering in her head.
Does that even count?
Okay, Portugal.
Ooh, she ain't playing.
She playing for keeps.
You want me to say more?
No, you good.
No, you good.
She Asian, brother.
Yeah, yeah, she knows.
How about European niggas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, yeah.
What about you?
Germany.
Austria.
Norway.
Okay.
She's ready.
She got them.
She's one of them already.
Yeah, she's ready for World War III.
I know them countries.
Hey!
Right.
How about you?
Okay, Africa, Jamaica, Barbados.
Africa, huh?
Africa. Hold on.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She was so proud, too.
Asia. Asia.
Asia. Yo.
Nope. Yo, girl.
Those are continents.
Nope. It's in Barbados.
Nope. I don't know, though.
I'm not good at geography.
Africa. Nope.
Oh, this song was it with Asia.
We were back for you.
Is it Asia, Bob?
We were back for you.
No, it's a continent.
The only queen on the past is.
The big king of black queen.
The biggest time.
Oh my God.
We was back for you too, man.
God damn it.
Well, I'm sorry.
It's a thousand countries in that country.
Quiet left you down.
We had faith today, man.
Quiet left you down, man.
Quiet left you down.
But the first two were countries.
No, hell no.
The first two was Africa.
Yeah, but that, but remember it's three.
It's three.
Yeah, you messed it up.
It's all good.
What about you?
Peru, Colombia, Argentina.
All right, two more.
No, you can't say Peru.
Why?
Or Colombia.
What?
You said earlier in the show.
Yeah, give me an earlier in the show.
Two more.
Venezuela.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're from South America.
Okay, two more.
You're in Y. Okay.
Oh, there's a good one.
Honduras.
Okay, all right.
Thank you.
I mean, you're 40, you should know everything, man.
Oh, wow!
She's 40, she travels around the world.
Hey, Chris!
You want a heads up?
Hey, she said no, man.
I'm trying to get unmarried, man.
She's sweating, look.
I am sweating.
I just travel, guys.
Russia.
Okay.
New Zealand.
She said that, but it's okay.
She said earlier, but it's okay.
I get it.
Two more, two more.
Wait, did you say Paraguay or no?
No.
Okay, so Paraguay.
Okay.
Um, and Guatemala.
Nice.
Wait, is that, is that a...
That's good.
Okay.
All right, Miss Model, you're next!
Okay.
Um...
Okay.
An article.
Yo, give me a sec!
Fucking Florida!
Oh my gosh, okay, okay.
Greenland and Iceland.
Because they're like the cool ones.
They're together.
Yes, they're together.
And Costa Rica.
Okay, good job.
Thanks.
Oh, fuck up now.
You're 32, man.
American Republic.
Okay.
Holland.
Okay.
Malta.
Ah, good stuff.
Good shit.
Let me redeem myself now.
Hold up.
Now let me redeem myself.
It's not too late, nigga.
Too late.
Too late.
What about Ghana?
Is that a country?
You say Ghana?
What about Ghana?
Is that a country?
Really, nigga?
Yeah.
Of course.
But you didn't say that.
If you're asking, it's crazy.
It's okay.
Those dumb niggas are going to get you, man.
I got my passport.
It's okay.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
So, there's some questions for us backstage, actually.
Quite a few here.
So, what's the ideal age to get married?
Actually, we should chat first before we do these, actually.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, cool.
Your boy Lem, he says, Fresh Organic Podcast, let's go!
Official ratings from Fresh, Crimson Chin Salamander, three.
That's you.
What?
We're talking about your chin big.
Coping fake Ronda Rousey, too?
That's a good one.
You do like Ronda Rousey with a little bit of meth or something.
You're right.
You look like Ronda Rousey on meth.
Wait, what are the numbers?
Yeah.
Well, he gave you a three.
He gave you a two.
Okay.
And then Voodoo Self Malediction.
That's five heads.
One.
Fire alarm.
That'd be nigga at the end.
That'd be nigga.
Yeah.
That'd be real.
Guys, by the way, I'm wearing Mr. Organic's merch right now.
Go check it out.
One of the ones, man.
You know, get the brand.
Love the brand, man.
You know, I gotta show the jacket, man.
Of course, bro.
It's clean.
One of them ones.
One of them motherfucking ones.
And you know what?
Fresh and organic.
Million dollar understanding, man.
And me and Myron got merch.
Sure do.
Both got merch.
So shout out to Myron, too, as well.
I need merch.
What's going on, man?
I need my hat.
We got you with a hat.
I got you with a hat.
I got you with a damn it.
You can forget it all the time.
You don't need a triple A. I want you three times.
One of the ones.
Three of them.
He said as well, ex-convict, negative one.
Clicking on OF, fake virgin, negative one.
Phantom, assassin, five head, three.
Damn, talking about your forehead is big on top.
You make fun of that?
Oh, we make fun of it all the time.
I don't give a fuck.
You ever headbutt a motherfucker before?
No, but I should.
I'm gonna use this shit as a weapon.
Go on.
Don't name that.
And then last but not least, this was actually horchata sandwich.
Three.
Ladies.
Horchata, I think...
Wait, what is that?
Is that Colombian?
Horchata?
That's Mexican.
Oh shit, there you go.
Ladies, y 'all manifesting to get married in your 30s is like me saying I can manifest a time machine.
The wall has hit.
It's too late.
It would have been a lot better when y 'all got married at 18 since I went two years old.
Instead of hypercritically coping, please change my mind.
I'm not going to change his mind.
I'll just headbutt him.
That's murder.
Oh shit.
Who got bill money?
That's it?
No, there's one.
Emac James says, How chap been acting since Mr. Orgy came on the podcast?
Hold up, let him cook.
There you go.
Yo, that kind of looked like you.
Yeah, a little bit.
To the lady that said she wanted six kids.
Oh my god.
Yo.
To the lady that said she wanted six kids.
Or the other woman over 25. I'm finally dating with intention.
You should start this 10 years ago instead of finding yourself.
As of means, I want at least 8 kids.
I'm not expecting to get that from a woman starting childbirth at 30 when your chance of having a kid with Down Syndrome is 1 in 100.
You want to respond to him?
You want to respond to him?
I don't think he's wrong.
No, I don't think he's wrong.
No?
Sounds valid to me.
He's starting late though.
Yeah, maybe my 6 will go down to 3. Who knows?
Well, we wish you the best.
Thank you.
Your face already typed little baby down century light.
It's right there, but it ain't...
Okay.
It's cool.
I was cool with them in school.
They were my guys.
I mean, damn.
Shut up.
No, never mind.
Yeah, don't do that.
I'll tell you this.
A white girl with her height, she'll be fine.
Yeah, she'll be alright.
Yeah.
What's the next one?
Blackest Panther.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
You don't want to zoom on.
Imagine wearing a crucifix.
While fingering yourself.
Stuff with demons.
Who is that?
She knows.
That's not her.
That's not her, though.
She don't look like that.
I know what she looks like.
Have y 'all ever messed around together?
Nah, but I've seen her butt ass naked and I know that's not her titties.
Okay.
I got my cross on, though, because I love Jesus.
So she not denying the cross?
I'll tell you this, man.
Nigga, I wear a cross.
I ain't following shit, bro.
This is bad.
So if you're saying that shit, you love Jesus, that's crazy.
That's it.
Okay.
So the first one is, what is the ideal age to get married?
Ideal age to get married?
Yeah.
For a girl.
For a woman?
Yeah.
I'd say 25. Okay.
Or for a guy.
How about that?
Both.
It depends.
If he got all his attributes, he's rich and tall and shaped and all that shit.
Don't get married, brother.
Go to the shaman.
How many times is too many to get married?
How many times is too many to get married?
How many times?
How many times do you get married?
It's too much.
Shit.
I say twice.
You got married twice.
You're just a weirdo.
Give it up.
Something's wrong with you.
What's wrong with you?
What do you think brings people to cheat in a relationship?
That's a good one.
Brings them to cheat?
Probably for most people overall.
It'd be lack of connection at home, you know what I'm saying?
It'd probably be like the woman's really not, you know, giving them the sex you want for the most part.
You know, for the average man, you know what I mean?
Because most average guys don't got many options.
So they really love their wife, they want to do it, and she's just pushing her to the side.
So he's like, fucking let me go to the fucking, you know, the massage parlor and pull the dick out.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to do something.
Or the strip club.
Yeah, strip club.
So that's what it is.
It's just lack of affection at home.
Okay.
What about you, man?
Me?
Yeah, that's the question.
Nah, this is Mr. Gunner, bro.
No, you're a host, though.
Nah, nigga, this is his guest of honor.
Guest of honor here.
He will answer questions, Chris.
Besides, Fresh likes to donate to the church.
Exactly, man.
They don't hear what I gotta say.
Do you think the rise in divorce rates is partly due to modern society devaluing traditional relationships?
Ooh.
So again...
Yeah, I think it definitely plays a vital role into it, of course, and then women just being so independent, impendent-minded, and they feel like, you know, if it doesn't, you know, work for them, they're out.
So, yeah.
Should a woman be submissive before marriage?
Hell yeah.
Before anything.
She'd be submissive before a real date.
You know what I'm saying?
We already got that understood, baby.
It's the king here.
Treat me accordingly.
Would you let your daughter or son start OnlyFans?
What about this question?
Probably one of them.
Don't look at me!
Damn!
You think my handwriting's that bad?
Nah, neither.
I would never do that.
Not even if my son was running an agency or something.
I wouldn't want to put that on my family name like that.
Even if the money was good, definitely my daughter, come on now.
She wouldn't be my daughter no more.
But even if my son was not even fucking on there or something, he's running that shit, I just feel like that's the great legacy.
There's too many ways to get money, for real.
Yeah.
I ain't with that shit.
I've been offered a lot of money, bro.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, we can't do that.
Yeah, I'm good.
How would you react if your partner lost their sex drive while together?
She lost me.
She lost her sex drive with me.
She lost me.
Shit.
Hit me?
Man, she cheat, man.
Yeah, the jig is up.
How would you react to that?
Would you cut it off?
Of course, but how would you handle that?
Yeah, it's going to be immediate.
I ain't got time to be playing.
For one, what the fuck is going on?
You lost your sex drive with the most glorious human ever.
That's crazy!
That's impossible to even think of, but if it did happen, bitch, God bless you.
Your ass out.
Would you marry an OnlyFans girl?
I mean, to be truthful, I'm going to say no, but at the end of the day, you just never know.
In reality, a bitch might win me over.
Who the fuck knows, right?
People win a lottery, people do magnificent things, but it had to be that level of mystic understanding that that happens.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It had to be that one out of a billion situation.
One in a lifetime.
Yeah, like, uh, Dumber Dumber, who's like, she's told him one out of a million, like, so I got a chance.
It's like that.
Okay.
Yeah.
How long is a reasonable time to date a girl before proposing?
What about this?
Me.
You?
I mean, if you were serious, like I said, for me...
Personally, ain't no time limit.
I do what I want to.
And once again, we go to the...
We can get married immediately.
We go to the shaman.
Don't even matter.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit, we like each other like that.
Baby, you ready?
Let's go mix this blood.
Go to the shaman.
We can end it any time.
I don't give a fuck.
I've been mixing blood.
Yeah, yeah.
I read that somewhere.
You just pour it in a vial or something.
You're both drinking or some shit.
Oh, no.
You got that.
I'm not drinking nobody's blood.
Hey, I'm drinking pussy juice.
You a vampire?
There might be a little blood in there sometimes.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no.
It might be a little blood residue.
You and more of friends, bro.
I am.
More of the same shit?
He a vampire.
He a vampire.
But I'm talking about accidentally.
I wouldn't do it on a...
Of course, of course.
Hey, hey.
Things happen.
Who knows?
It was an accident for me, too.
Yeah, me too.
What?
Y 'all niggas crazy.
Red light runner.
Would you do threesomes in your marriage?
If so, who chooses the third?
I'm not with all that extra freaky dicky shit.
Don't get it misconstrued.
I like to fuck.
I like to have a good time, but I'm not with no swinging ass weirdo shit.
I'm not with no let's pick up.
You eating pussy, baby.
You not with me for real.
Get your nasty ass out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
You barnacle mouth bitch.
You're not going to be my woman.
I'm not with that.
That's insane.
The last one here.
In today's world, do you think marriage still benefits men or is it mostly a risk now?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a risk.
You know, it definitely benefits women.
And I get why they feel certain ways about wanting that to happen, but it's too much of a risk for a man, especially if you've got success.
But even if you don't, you know what I mean?
Like, the risk is so high if you're losing everything.
People, like, end their lives after that situation, you know?
Especially this Popeye the Blue and divorce you.
This woman you love.
We had kids and shit.
What the fuck you talking about?
And because they're bored.
Or the vibe has gone away.
Or we grew apart.
That's what we said.
We never grew apart.
This is God.
We did it with God.
We did it at you.
Huh?
What are you doing?
They don't care, man.
Damn.
It's sad, but it's their life first.
Facts.
But this was a pretty calm show.
Yeah.
I think we got a lot of discourse here between each other, and it was pretty peaceful.
She almost got me.
She got mad about that old woman.
But you do look good for your age, so don't get to miss the script.
Yeah, yeah.
She's blessed.
Come on, man.
At least for now.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You got any more chats, guys?
Nope.
Cool.
All right, so we'll do last thoughts, and then we've got a show on Friday.
All right.
All right.
Thought about it like that.
But it makes sense from that point of view.
It does.
So you understand that your man wants to protect himself from not getting married.
Exactly.
And saying to get married under God is so much different.
I understand that part.
It means more.
Yeah.
Smart girl.
What about you?
It's chill.
You know.
It's chill.
I made it here.
I'm here again.
Round four.
Round four.
Pause.
Um, alright.
No, it was cool, it was cool, it was cool.
I finally got to bring, you know, my wife here with me, so it was fun.
Your wife?
Yeah, she's my wife.
Alright, keep it real.
It's just off the record here.
No, we didn't fuck.
That's what you're asking.
No, we're genuinely just best friends.
Threesome, never?
No.
But what if it's like a trained threesome?
Like, y 'all don't gotta do nothing, but a guy that's binge, I said, I, huh?
Y 'all forgot, I don't be fucking people like that.
I'm just saying, for instance.
For instance.
We're just curious.
I don't share.
I get jealous.
I need dick just for me, and that's it.
And I don't think I could watch a guy that I like.
Fucking my best friend.
I don't think I could do that.
That's trauma.
I don't want to compare us.
It's just easier.
I've seen her pussy enough.
I don't need to see it anymore.
No, you have not relaxed.
Oh my gosh.
We may shower together.
It means nothing.
We're always on a time crunch.
Of course.
Crunching.
Crunch.
Hey, yo.
What about you?
Thoughts on the show?
Hate it.
Love it.
Yeah, it was an interesting show.
I think it's not for everybody, especially when you read the messages or the chats.
Yeah, that's why you're supposed to do that.
Oh, you're not supposed to read them?
Yeah, yeah.
No, but sometimes, like, they pulled them out and they said, yeah.
They said, you know, some nasty things.
How does that make you feel?
It doesn't make me feel any sort of way because I feel like...
When you have social media, you're pretty much exposing yourself and people are always going to have an opinion.
I am older, so I've learned to not care about what people think about you.
Okay.
How long have you been dating your guy again?
Since November.
When do you think, in your mind, he should propose to you?
When?
Yeah.
When it feels right to him.
Okay.
No rush, no pressure.
No rush?
No, I think things should flow.
But you're 40, though.
You should know.
You should have a time clock.
No.
You should have a time clock.
No, seriously.
You should be looking down like, you've got 30 minutes.
Why?
Because I...
In my life, I have pressure men before.
And it was the wrong decision.
That's a good one.
I mean, you dated the wrong guys.
You dated the guys who just wanted sex from you.
Well, I'll say there's physical aspects.
Like I said, I've been engaged before a couple of times.
So, you know, I don't think it was that.
It just wasn't the right person.
Well, listen, from your experience, rushing it doesn't help either.
So that's actually good that you learned that.
Yeah, very important.
Hopefully he does it soon because time's ticking.
What about you?
Damn.
Yeah, it was cool.
It was my first podcast.
I've never done this before.
Oh shit, for real?
Yeah, but I go live on TikTok and stuff all the time.
Like, you know, this is fun.
Shut up.
You did pretty good.
I would just say the country is having me kind of like, eh.
Look, it's okay.
I redeemed myself, brother.
Like, come on now.
She didn't know she needed to study geography before those.
I'm saying.
But it was great.
It was amazing.
I enjoy everybody here.
So thank you for the opportunity.
Thank you for the opportunity.
You were quite dope.
Pleasant.
Thank you.
Gratitude, gratitude.
Play the sound, please.
What?
The alarm.
There you go.
What about you?
I've seen the show before.
I kind of have no idea what to expect.
Yeah, I have.
Okay, what did you expect coming on the show?
Honestly, it was so...
Keep it real.
Well, no, I didn't know we were doing the show until like an hour before I came here.
Never been on a podcast, but I've seen kind of footage before, so I had an idea.
Obviously, I think it's different pool of people every time, so it's a little bit different vibe, different questions, different people, right?
Whoever's hosting.
But, you know, I think it's kind of thought-provoking and poking conversations, but that's kind of necessary.
It is what it is.
It is a show.
It is what people come to see and content they want to watch, so you've got to have it.
Okay, good stuff.
So, one more question.
Yeah, go ahead.
Do you want to marry your current guy?
Nope.
You know, I threw out the sister wives just to kind of thought-provoke the conversation a little bit, but no, it was a topic.
We'll see.
I think time will tell.
Understandable.
All right, what about you?
No, I thought this was so fun.
I love to yap.
Oh, no, we know.
We could tell by the jaw.
That was wild.
No, but that was fun.
I got your organic.
Thank you, bro.
So, would you give a brother a chance?
Who?
Like...
A black man.
A black man a chance.
Yeah, hell yeah.
We like that.
We just said Indian Ocean.
Wow.
Okay, I'm actually impressed.
Yeah, she's getting there.
All right, man.
It's organic.
Where can they find your brother?
Let's go to...
Mr. Organic on all platforms.
Make sure y 'all listen to Organically Speaking, my podcast for sure.
Go to OrganicLifestyle.com.
Get the clothing and merchandise.
Super appreciated.
It's pretty easy to find me, man.
Just put in that Organic with a K. You find me.
You know what I mean?
Also, your vlogs are going up, bro.
Vlogs, podcasts.
We're going crazy.
I'm focusing on just my clothing and my podcast.
I think they're both $100 million entities if I do what I'm supposed to do.
And that's what I'm focused on for this year.
2025 is going to be the biggest year of my life.
I wish that for all y 'all too.
Let's go.
Alright We're good to go here guys
Possibly a subathon.
We'll let you guys know for sure with some special guests.