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April 5, 2025 - Fresh & Fit
02:16:28
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And we are live with some guys welcome to fresher podcast man after our addition join with four let's go Put
your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not as it would seem.
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it.
It's my turn.
*music*
All right.
All right.
We're all out with you guys.
Welcome to Freshly podcast.
After hours, this man joined with four lovely ladies.
I know you guys are probably going to cook Chris in the comments.
So go ahead and do so.
And in the chat.
But yeah, so quick announcement guys, so Sunday I'll be doing FedReacts and then Monday I'll be going to Penn State.
I'll be live with Uncensored America.
We'll be live on, I'll probably live stream it on Fresh and Fit, Myra Gaines, all that.
I'm basically going to be discussing immigration, feminism, all the stuff.
Antifa's going to show up so that's going to be great.
Can't wait to debate a bunch of radical feminists and liberals.
So this is going to be fun.
And how was Alex Jones?
That was definitely a good podcast.
Yes, that was good.
I did three separate shows.
I did Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist OG.
No, he's not a flat earther, surprisingly.
Oh, OK.
He's smart.
He's not a flat earther.
He's very smart.
Yeah, we did.
We did Alex Jones.
We did.
I did Owen Schroer and then I did Harrison this morning.
So that was good.
Flew in from Austin, Texas.
Did the debrief and now we're here.
And then Wednesday, Fresh is going to be leaving This weekend.
You want to talk about that real quick?
Yeah, so I'm headed to France in the UK.
So I'll be there for the shows and then you can stay here and do the actual outdoors.
Yes, so I will be here guys.
I am not going to go to the United Kingdom because I don't want to go to jail.
So we will...
Why would you go to jail?
They don't have free speech over there and have some controversial tweets.
So I think they probably put me in jail for some tweets, which is crazy.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, they'll put you in jail for tweets.
Some tweets.
So yeah, man.
And then I think also, because they have a hard-on for Andrew, I think that's another reason, too.
It could put a target on my back, too.
Tillamoe was telling me that.
Yeah. So, yeah.
You'll be safe, though.
You don't say nothing crazy, bro, so you'll be fine.
They're gonna say, oh, you with that guy.
They're gonna put you in jail by association, bro.
I got banned for it.
Yeah, so.
So yeah, what ended up happening, guys, so yeah.
So, sweet love for you guys.
We got FedReacts on Sunday.
First gonna go to the UK.
Monday I'll be on Uncensored America.
We'll also be live on Fresh Fit and Myron Gaines X. Then Wednesday we'll have After Hours and Fresher Fit.
So I will be here in America while Fresh is over in the UK doing some collabs.
So it'll be good, man.
We could divide and conquer, bro.
So just because I would go to jail there doesn't mean Fresh will.
So it'll be good.
Anything else?
Typically it should be me because I'm black.
Anyhow, Chris, go ahead.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You know what?
Maybe I'm totally you guys tonight, who knows?
Shout out to the ladies, shout out to my, you know, the chat niggas.
I see the Wild Millions fried chickens in the chat, you know, and the girls are like, you know what?
Black girls, are real black girls gonna chat roast us?
I'm like, yeah, they will, but don't mind them niggas, man.
But anyways, next week, I will definitely do better for you guys, for the panel.
The panel was great, the girls are looking good.
So, niggas, I'm complaining, it's Friday night, you know, just enjoy the show, you know.
Find me on my socials on the bottom and let's make it happen.
I think it's gonna be a great show.
Good panel today.
Alright, so we'll read some chats and then I think fresh out a question for the ladies.
Yes, I do.
What do we got here?
Castle Club, it should be the first ones coming up.
Here we go.
Colonels. Ladies, by the looks of the pre-stream, it seems like all of you have incredible hair hats.
How much of that glue Has seeped into your head, and into your brains to make you feel like you're a queen.
And if you're not aware, I'm assuming that word queen, I'm using that word queen.
What the word?
Positiously. There you go, Fresh.
Fresh, if you're reading this, thanks for ruining my super chat.
Yo, yo, yo, you fucking know, you go at the hotel?
But he paid to talk shit, though.
See, they roast us too, ladies!
Yo, that's funny, though.
That was funny, that was funny.
Because he knows you're tired.
He knows you've been tired.
He watches the night train, so he knows you've been tired.
Yeah, I woke up early as hell this morning, man.
Cause we did- I did the first show at 8am.
So like, I was up at like 6, man.
Yes, you did.
Goddamn. Yeah, bro.
Central time, too, man!
So, alright, let's go, uh, what's the next one?
I see out here...
Drainy Big Mo's energy?
What? Oh.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Uh, Chris...
is what you get when drunk retarded cousins fuck.
Yo, what the hell?
I'll fuck your cousin.
Okay. Fresh updates.
Can't watch the show tonight.
But I have some predictions.
I noticed we have the same horse here, hooligans, on the panel.
According to my calculations, at least one of you will chimp out.
Therefore, it's going to be one Frank Castle.
Oh, man.
Come on, man.
He cheap.
He only sent five dollars.
I'm sorry.
I actually know him.
Sucks. Uh, Cashematoge?
Chris L. Panel, shine a light on some of this darkness.
O-slash.
Alright. O-slash.
Okay. Um, what else do we got?
Oh, we got one more.
Alright, cool.
One more?
Alright. And then we'll have the girls, uh, question and answer to the girls.
L. Chris and his crew for getting 100% Hey Y'all Panel.
By the way, Mario, don't forget that today is supposed to be a show where the girls have a sandwich contest.
Hope that's still going down tonight.
Don't worry, we'll have it soon.
Yeah, we'll have it next week.
Yeah, next week.
Okay, so ladies Anyhow ladies if you don't mind we'll get intros pretty soon, but I want to ask a question I'll panel straight up How's dating been recently?
I feel like a lot of people have a target on I'm married.
Eight years.
Video games.
I like that.
What about you?
Well, hold on, I got another question.
Like, how on video games?
Like, Fox Live or what?
Fox Live.
Oh, shit.
Like, what game?
Forza Horizon 2. I'm sorry?
Forza Horizon 2. Okay.
Horizon. Forza.
That's, uh...
That's, uh, race cars.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Wait, wait.
Racing games?
Yeah. Is he white?
Yes. Oh, okay.
I got W. Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
It's funny.
Today's video.
Did you say W?
It's going to highlight that specifically.
Okay. All right.
Good stuff.
She said W?
What about you?
I'm not really dating.
I'm just focusing on work right now, so I don't know.
How old are you?
22. 22?
Yeah. Do you think that like, right, so you're in school, right?
No. No?
Well, do you want me to introduce myself right now?
Not yet, just like a slight...
I'm not in school, I'm applying to go to school.
Okay, so you're going to school right now?
Yes. Okay, and how's it been like, for example, going outside to parties, to events, do guys approach you?
How do they talk to you?
How's that?
Yeah, guys do approach me and...
I just...
I get their number, for that nines, and then I don't text them.
What's your background?
I'm Nigerian.
Might as well just introduce myself right now.
What is the meaning of this?
No, no, no.
We got you.
You don't know Diwa right now.
What is the meaning of this?
Please don't scam us, please.
Okay, what about you?
It's some fun.
What does fun mean?
She fucking fresh?
What do you think?
Nigga, I know, but I wanted her to say it.
Why would you automatically assume that?
Because it's fun.
No, fun could be dates, trips.
Okay, are you single right now?
Yeah. Nope!
Exactly. I mean, up to these though, man.
Come on, man.
It's fun.
So when you say fun, you mean like being outside, events, parties?
Yes. How old are you?
30. When's your plan to settle down?
Like, what age, you think?
I don't know.
Just going with the wind?
Yeah. Okay.
Is that a thing now?
People just date for fun?
Okay. It may be my thing.
I don't know.
What about you?
It's been piss poor.
Why you say that?
You know, I don't know if it's me choosing the wrong guys, because you know, I'm gonna take accountability.
I don't know if it's the, if I don't have good discernment or the guys are just not on the level like you know for her like what she says fun everyone is there everyone is different so for me i'm dating with a purpose okay so others are dating for fun and i don't know i just i tried the relationship thing but it just didn't work out me too do you feel like people nowadays waste a lot of time yeah yeah maybe
yeah they lie they like to get you uh you know yeah you know also too for me When I'm in a fresh relationship, I like to stay in you see When I'm in a fresh relationship, I'd like to be in bliss meaning I don't You know what I mean cuz I'm having fun I like the person I don't you is new I don't want to stop So you say choosing wrong is Paul your biggest issue yeah,
maybe so yeah, okay I just one time back around before the intros so I guess for me, do you feel like you're, I guess, attacked or like, looked down upon, I would say, when you go outside and party and meet people?
Do you feel like people are like, oh, she's like this and that, or off rip?
I wouldn't say attacked, but I do get, people get misperception about me, yeah.
You can tell by the energy, like how they move to you?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a big energy person, like I can pick up on it.
Okay. Yeah.
What about you?
Can you repeat the question again?
Well, the question was do you feel a type of way when people approach you like for example They judge you off of just like seeing you.
Yes, they do.
Can you give me like an example how they would judge you?
Because of my body type they automatically think I'm a stripper and I'm not I'm a business multi business owner Body type?
Yeah. All right, you got to be more specific with the question.
Do you feel as though you are a Potentially persecuting a dating game because of the way you look as being a black woman.
Oh, what you really want to ask no just in general I don't know.
You don't even care about the race.
Oh, no.
No, okay my business in general Yeah, sometimes Okay for you.
No people come up to me all the time girls guys Nothing at all.
No, and then obviously you're married, but like the people approach you still Can you give me one example of what that, I guess, interaction is like?
We'll come to you, don't worry.
I've had plenty of times where, you know, men have approached me and asked me if I'm single, and the first answer is always, I'm married.
That's not how I do things.
Okay, and then, you had a question?
Yeah, I want to go back to what you said about being a black girl dating.
I feel like, yes, when you're dating, like in the industry, there is colorism.
It's definitely colorism like I don't know fresh if you want to ask that question later.
I didn't mean it well It's up to you, bro If you want to show the video then ask her that question after and have her talk about it.
It's up to you Well, she started us.
Okay, let's start.
So I guess from your statement.
What's an example of that happening in the industry?
It's colorism.
I feel like they want they grew up with black girls So they kind of tired when they get money so they want something new and I guess they think The other races are more exotic or whatever, but they play the same game.
I feel like they play it more better too, the other races.
Is that why a lot of these NBA guys are dating white girls?
Yeah, and white girls, they go for anything.
Anything. Black girls, we're too, like, ten toes.
If we don't like something, we don't like it.
A white girl gonna do whatever to get in that position and then trick the nigga and then get him for everything he got.
See, with black women, when we want to hurt, The men, we want to hurt them.
We don't want the money.
Yeah, we don't care about the money.
As far as the other races, they want the money.
They want to hurt you and take your money.
Honestly, I think what like in a, in a, like growing up, like, I think it's just different for white families.
I believe they teach their daughters to get in a marriage.
So marriage comes, comes with submission, right?
I think in the black household, it's more of, Them teaching black girls to survive.
Yeah, so I think it's different So when we're in a in a family orientation with a man We're more on survival mode.
So that's why we get the talk back and we don't we don't shut up You know at first is the white household.
It's a little different, you know I'll be with all the other races they talk back.
Yeah, but I think I'll be more quiet than numb I feel like it depends on me.
I was raised by men too, so I know to respect men or whatever, but I feel as though they know how to play the game.
Do you feel like you have to be more quiet than most people because of your race?
No, I'm just a quiet person.
Yeah, most of us are really quiet, but just because of how you look, they'll think that you're different.
We're just quiet.
And then for you?
I don't know my opinion is is that you know a lot of the times when it comes down to it You know we have been deemed the least Desirables because a lot of the times black women have didn't have a tendency to have an attitude be extremely combative towards their man So that this is why you know a lot of the times black men have dated outside the race I don't think that's what niggas with money in the industry.
No. It's just regular men They date black girls.
It's the ones that get all the millions and whatever.
There's a lot of rich white men that date black girls.
Oh, they love us.
We're exotic to them.
But to her point, I mean, is she telling a lie though?
No. Yeah, there's some truth to it.
There's definitely some truth to it.
May not be what you want to hear, but I think her saying that is because people won't say it to your face, but they do have an issue with a lot of times Customer service with certain people because they feel they're loud and boisterous and it's like sad because like I know a lot of women are not like that at all like for example you guys seem that way right now but like I'm saying in general that's the idea that people have behind you know black women.
Could I say something?
So I date girls sometimes and I do have that issue as well with dating I'm African-American girls.
And I've had to be...
We're all black.
How dare you!
We're all black, but, you know, because I'm Nigerian and I grew up differently.
So I'm not...
You know the way.
Yeah. She does when she's upset.
When did you come to America?
I've been here for 10 years.
Yeah, I wasn't...
I was born here, but then my parents took me back to Nigeria to be raised there.
Okay. And then we came back.
Which gender do you prefer, men or women though, to marry and be serious?
Which gender?
Men. Men?
Okay. Just curious.
I mean, it's 2025, you know.
People are women.
So ladies, welcome to the show officially.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and If you want to, of course.
Your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Name, age, what you do for a living.
My name is Joy.
You guys want the last name and all of that too?
We need a government, man.
Oh, man.
We the feds.
Oh, Lord.
No, Joy, what was the next question?
How old are you?
I am actually 40. I just turned 40 in February.
God damn!
Yes. Wow.
Your back don't crack for nothing unless you do it by yourself.
That's crazy.
And I work for a university.
I'm an assistant director.
Okay. Yeah.
Did he start his single life, I'm assuming?
Yeah, I'm single.
I was in a relationship for about a year and some, but...
Why'd you guys break up?
Because he...
he wasn't honest.
He cheated?
Yeah. No way, he cheated on you?
You a queen, man.
Every nigga cheat.
Wait, so if every nigga cheat, why you mad?
Because I rather honest cheater.
No, seriously, because if you're honest, you're not cheating.
Wait, hold on.
You're not lying there at all.
But hold on.
The question is, though, like, OK, if you want the honesty from men, right?
Yeah. And he tells you he's going to cheat, would you just walk away?
Probably not.
No? No, I'd probably cry.
But I'm just being real.
Like, I'd probably cry in the bathroom.
And you would stay?
It just depends, you know, because, you know, listen, a lot of guys are reckless.
But if he's like a safe cheater, honest cheater, then maybe...
Let's say I'm a nigga, right?
Right. You are a nigga.
I'm a nigga.
And I'm like, I need those buns real quick though.
I don't want to tell her that I'm about to cheat.
I'm going to tell you what you want to hear.
Yeah. So because you might walk away.
So you okay with gaslighting?
No. What I'm saying is like, I'm just putting myself in a nigga's shoes.
And that's the point.
Like, that's why guys don't tell you the truth because they're like, you know what?
If I tell her what's going to happen, She's about to leave and we're like, oh nah, fuck this guy, whatever.
Wait a minute.
You said all men cheat, right?
Correct? How dare you!
So why the fuck are you breaking up with one?
That's cheating on you.
Because he wasn't an honest cheater.
Doesn't matter, you know he's gonna cheat anyway, so don't question it.
I need you to be honest.
Alright, baby, I'm fucking this bitch right now.
Hey, if that's...
No, no, no, it's not what you say, it's how you say it, though.
That's how you say it?
Yeah, so, you know...
Hey, baby, I'm fucking this bitch, please.
But I mean, also, too, listen.
Please, understand me.
What if I...
You're 40 years old.
What if I like girls, and what if...
What if we can bring somebody in?
No, but see when I'm fucking her, I don't want to see your face, but you be annoying and judging.
You be like, man, you fucking her better than you fucking me.
Oh, last night you was mad.
I know I am jealous.
I know you are.
You mad too quick.
I do.
I do.
Like I'm trying to throw something at my ex in the past.
And she's like, the next day, she's like, why are you mad?
Because last night you was fucking that girl better than you.
She's new!
New pussy, man.
You know, test drive.
Vroom, vroom.
You know, you go faster first.
Yeah, you go fast.
And the more you drive, you know, you slow down a little bit.
You know what?
I'm good.
Where are you originally from?
Me? Yeah.
I'm Nigerian.
Oh, you're Nigerian.
But like, where are you?
I'm Miami, Florida.
Oh, you're from Miami.
What is the meaning of this?
Are you guys friends?
No. Actually, no.
Never met her.
Coincidence. What is the meaning of this?
The highest level of education?
I have my bachelor's, my BSN.
Okay, where'd you get it from?
I got my associate's at Miami Dade and I got my BSN at Broward College.
Okay, what'd you major in?
Nursing. Wait, nurse?
You're a nurse?
Yeah, I did it for some years but then when the pandemic came it was just too much for me so I kind of switched.
Yeah. Alright, um, are your parents together or divorced?
And my parents, oh no, they're divorced.
And then, uh, what's your favorite question?
Birth control!
What about it?
Are you on it?
Yes. At 40?
Yeah, I did, nigga.
Yeah. Hey, you know, hey, I have a story.
Wait, hold on, you got kids?
I have a daughter.
Oh shit, okay.
Yeah. Alright, so what's the story?
Okay, so I went on a date, right?
And I was getting a stick of gum and a birth control pills popped out of my purse.
So the guy felt like that was me providing him entry to if we have sex, telling him that it's gonna be unprotected.
Is that how you guys think?
Hell yeah.
That's kind of a- Y'all nasty.
That's kind of a- I mean, I wouldn't do it, but hell yeah.
Presumption that's random as hell, but I mean- Like, is that- Cause it was a mistake.
Wait, question.
Was he a nigga?
Of course he was.
He was a nigga.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, of course.
He was a nigga.
If he if it comes up in discussion and you tell him your birth control he's gonna assume but from pills I'm like goddamn.
No we were on a date on dinner and I was just getting something out my purse and it fell out and that was like oh it's the invite I'll say this it'll make some guys will be like oh I can do it raw if I want mmm crazy niggas that's crazy yeah Hold on, so did he do it right, though?
Eventually. Yo!
Let's go!
Bad choices, huh?
I told you to serve it, man!
Alright. I'm gonna wait my turn.
So, question.
Let's see.
It's the year 2025.
So, not 19. So, your body count.
Oh yeah, body count.
You guys asked that for real?
Yes. Deadass, man.
Come on.
Well, it's low.
It's 9. It's nine.
Yeah, I just hit nine with the guy who I was dating for about a year or something.
Like, were you married in the past?
No. I'm just a, I'm a, uh, like a relationship type of person.
No, you're not, because you wouldn't have married.
No, I've, I've had, I mean, it, it, it, it was brought up, but I, um.
But they didn't say, you didn't say yes?
No. Oh, you're dating some bum-ass niggas, bro.
No, he wasn't.
It was just, I don't know.
It just gets to a point where I get kind of scared.
Maybe, I don't know.
Wait, wait, so only nine?
Yeah. No.
For this week or?
So if a girl puts on a strap, that's also a body count?
I wouldn't count that one.
Wait, to who?
The dude?
It's not warm.
No, like some girls do that.
No, she's saying if you...
Well, other girls.
Yeah. I don't count it.
Well, what if it's Abba?
Just kidding.
All right, hold on.
What about you?
Name, age...
Hey, y'all!
My name is Jamila Fabre.
I'm 30. Jamila Fabre.
Is that your full stage name?
Yes. No, that's my name.
My real name.
Oh shit.
Full government.
I love my name.
It's exotic.
How old are you?
30. Okay.
Dating status?
Single. Still?
Damn. Where are you from?
Rochester, New York.
Oh shit, there ain't nothing up there.
Wait, you're quiet.
Yes, country.
From New York?
I'm from the country.
No, she's from way upstate.
There's nothing up there.
What, RIT?
Yep. And that's about it?
I've been up there before.
Is that upstate?
Yeah, it's way upstate, dude.
It's really small.
It's country.
How did you get yourself all completed?
I got my GED.
And then you said your relationship status, you're single.
Are your parents together or no?
My father is deceased.
But your parents were together, your mom is widowed?
No, they was never married.
How'd he pass away?
He got murdered.
Damn. Sorry.
I didn't hear that.
Did you live with him?
Yes, I did.
Okay, because notice normally when they say their parent like that you said me your father I was like, oh, did you live with him?
Chris? Okay.
I won't do it fresh.
Nah, man Okay, birth control for you?
Nigga's scared.
No. You'll do it then, Fresh.
Nigga, I would if for good.
Oh, yeah, you're banned from teleboards.
Hold on, but on my show, nigga.
I do that shit non-stop.
You get a sideboard, bro.
You just suck at it, man.
Give it to me.
Hold on, Bills.
I'm not getting better on my show.
Bro, nobody's stopping you.
Come on, bro.
We can literally...
No, no, no.
Don't turn it off.
See? Literally get a soundboard.
I've been watching.
Fresh. Give me Chris'soundboard, man.
Fresh, I've been watching.
You are.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, bro.
Get a soundboard, bro.
You got a good one.
Well, give me one, Chris, man.
Chris, give me yours, nigga.
Nah, man.
We're better than you, man.
Are you black?
Yes, I'm black.
I was gonna say Nigerian.
I'm Haitian Hey hey Hey hey Wait Wait Are there a lot of Haitians in Rochester?
You can't tell by my last name, huh?
Are there a lot of Haitians in...
No, my family is like the only...
Rochester, okay.
I was gonna say, bro, you must have been like the only black family.
It's the real, you know, it's like real country.
There's nothing there, dude.
Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
Isabel. Hey, y'all!
Howdy, Isabel.
That's a white-ass name.
Isabel from Africa?
Come on, you said your name, man.
22? 22. Okay, and you said you're from Nigeria, right?
Yes. What part of Nigeria?
I'm Igbo.
Igbo? Yes.
What do you do for work?
I'm a nurse.
Okay. I'm an RN.
And you said, are you pursuing like your higher education?
Yeah, so I have my bachelor's in nursing.
Planning to get my nurse practitioner license.
Are you going to be like a nurse's necessitist?
No, psychiatric mental health nursing.
Okay. And you're right now, okay, and you're like applying to go to schools to do it, right?
Yes. And you're going to do it while you work full-time as a nurse?
Yes. Oh, shit.
That's that Nigerian family.
What is the meaning of this?
Go back to school.
Relationship status single, right?
Damn, why did you say it like that?
You said it earlier.
You said it earlier.
Oh, you did.
You said it earlier.
Oh, you did.
No, she got somebody there.
She got somebody there.
Is it an ex?
Eh.
Yeah, somebody's there, man.
Is it a man or a woman?
A girl.
Alright. You're parents together?
Yes, right?
Yes. Are they back in Nigeria or here?
No, they're here.
Okay, birth control for you?
No. Yeah, I guess there's no need, right?
Yeah. Wait, are your parents part of you dating girls?
They don't know.
But they better find a lot.
No, they better find a lot.
Tag your parents, man.
Put it on the spotlight.
They don't know.
Why you do this?
Why are you gay?
Evo, Evo.
Uh oh, uh oh.
What is the meaning of this?
There's no man!
What? What is this?
What is this American?
What? I don't make you a goosey foo-foo.
We'll send you back.
Right now.
Yeah, right now.
OK. What about you?
Oh, yes.
Hey, y'all.
My name's Latrice.
I am 36 years old.
OK. Damn.
Where are you from originally?
Originally Los Angeles, California, but I have lived in Las Vegas, Nevada for the past 12 years.
OK. Alright, what do you do for work?
I don't work.
I'm a stay-at-home mother and wife.
That's the best job ever.
High school.
Alright. Our relationship status is married for 8 years, right?
How long y'all been together?
We've been together 9 years.
So you met him at like 27 pretty much, right?
No, 28. We actually met in 2013.
So you were playing a game online, and you met him in a lobby?
No, we were in the same team.
We were in the same crew on Forza Horizon 2. Wait, is that a shooting game?
No, nigga, it's a car game.
Oh, yeah, right.
But wait, but like, how?
Nigga, it's online, bro.
It don't count.
Yeah, my go-to was the S2 LaFerrari.
Shit, you know your cars, then.
So, uh, when you play that game, you're a car enthusiast.
Yeah. So, how?
I'm just curious, because, like, You guys were on the same team, but was it from friends that you knew or like?
Basically, the way that it works on the game is that you have a crew that you put together in the team.
So that way you guys race against other crews.
So, you know.
How'd you get to find the crew?
Like, was it just like random?
I was just randomly added and then I met him.
Got it, okay.
And then I just looked at him and I said, what is this screen name you have?
Rhinosaurus Rekt.
What was his screen name?
Yeah. And he said, I'm not gonna lie.
He was like, I was, I was pretty stoned when I made this name.
And I said, okay, cool.
I said, where, I said, um, where, where are you from, man?
Cause I am from, uh, uh, Orange County.
Oh, Cali.
Yeah. I said, wait, so where are you at now?
Henderson. Huh?
Henderson? What do you mean?
Like Green Valley, right?
Yeah. I'm in Summerlin, dude.
You called him dude?
Yeah, totally dude.
So you're both from California, but in the Vegas area.
Yeah, with the time.
Yeah. Yeah, Samari, you should probably change your screen name from Captain T-Bag to...
Well, he can't, it's banned.
It's banned anyway.
So wait, all right, so like how soon from like you finding out that he was in Vegas like you or not nearby, did you guys like meet up?
Yeah, we just met up and went to eat at...
But like how soon?
Like after, like that day?
Like about within the same week.
Wow. Yeah.
Look at that, guys.
There's hope in video games.
I mean, not a lot of hope, but hey, there you go.
Oh, no, I'm not gonna lie.
Like video game dating is just as trashy.
It's just pretty bad.
It gets pretty bad.
You got lucky.
No, I did.
I did.
Definitely got a W on that one.
Okay. I guess you said you have kids, right?
I have two kids.
From him?
Hm? From him?
No, my 16 year old, she is from a previous marriage.
A nigga?
Yes. Alright, so you were married before, and then divorced, and then you got with this guy now, and you've been married to him.
So you were married...
Were you married like throughout all your 20s, pretty much?
Hmm. Alright.
Yes. Okay.
Cool. Alright, what else do we got here?
Oh wait, no, body count.
Nine. No, no, no, that is my actual I know all the names of each partner People don't know the names of the people they sleep with people and most of them are all in relationships, you know since from 15 to now Wow, all right.
How about them with three?
All right, fuck it, nevermind.
She's like, "Look around and shit." So how you on the date?
Well, I mean--I'm just trying to test her.
She's married, but we could play a game where we call each partner I got you better.
Who's a better lover?
But wait, is that for me?
Yes, I'm talking to you right now.
Who's bed lover?
My husband.
Good answer.
That's a good answer.
No, and here's why, though.
Here we go.
Here's why.
Because he's learned to definitely explore me.
He definitely knew.
He cracked that code.
Well, I'll tell you this.
White people are adventurous.
Niggas ain't.
Niggas ain't Ventress, man.
He get what you get.
He a munch.
Alright. He a munch.
Shout out to Clay, man.
Get their five steps to the actual Rumble.
Shout out to Clay Cash.
So we are going to have a subathon for you guys after we get back.
Stop the cat.
Well, when Fresh gets back.
Or when you get back.
When Fresh gets back.
If it works out.
Yeah. After UK, yes.
Yeah, after UK.
I'm surprised you guys didn't ask me if I was on birth control.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Are you?
I mean, you're clearly not.
Technically, yes.
I got a bilateral self-injectomy.
What is that?
Bless you.
By who?
Bless you.
What is that?
Bilateral. It's a medical procedure.
Get for free?
I got both of my fallopian tubes removed.
Oh, removed.
OK, not tied.
She wasn't playing.
That's crazy.
So no more kids at all, huh?
You don't feel weird?
No. Well, I mean to be honest, it wasn't exactly the greatest of experiences in the very beginning because I did feel like I was basically kind of going against my nature.
Right. But at the same time, I couldn't find myself having another high-risk pregnancy.
Both of them were high-risk.
You're a warrior, man.
You said you have a 16-year-old.
You had one at 20?
Mm-hmm.
How's that a high-risk?
Gestational diabetes.
My second one, he just had me bedridden.
Okay. Yeah.
All right, fair.
Wasn't fun.
Health reasons, that makes sense.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I was gonna say she had like the final solution, but that makes sense why she...
And he's all black and white.
There you go.
Not bad at all.
Finger duty.
Okay. What's that?
Okay. Phenomia says, yo, Chris...
Sorry, Martin.
Ah, man.
Chris, you wanna read it?
Yo Chris, you fat, drunk, stuttering fuck.
You're going to love my nuts.
Alright, man.
Thank you, man.
I fucked your mom last night, by the way.
Comfort zone!
Bro, chill, my guy.
What the fuck?
Kiss of death.
Riven, 971.
Ladies, how is it that your boyfriend can't tell you what to wear because it's seen as controlling, but when the father tells his daughter the same, it's seen as protective?
I like being controlled not like abusive control, but yeah, like a bitch been over.
No, don't call me.
No, bitch I mean, it's what so?
Hey Queen, you're lovely.
I don't even like that word Queen.
Oh my gosh.
All right Listen to me like the way baby, baby.
Yeah. Hey, baby, bitch Okay, and he goes on to say in a chat, can't you guys understand that the boundaries he's imposing on you is the same he will do as a future father to his daughter.
If a man isn't controlling and territorial over you, it means she's not mine, it's just my turn.
Man ain't about to stress over someone he sees as temporary.
That is true, actually.
Any thoughts on that?
No, that's true.
Is he lying?
Is he telling the truth?
It's just how you do it.
Just don't be toxic controlling.
Yeah, like abusive controlling.
What does that mean, toxic controlling?
Yeah, that could be subjective.
Meaning, doing things because you know you can.
You know, some guys have that where they have that Because they have the balls and they're the leaders.
They feel like they can do certain things.
But men are supposed to be leaders.
Yeah, but it's just how you lead.
You know, just as long as it's healthy.
You can tell someone like, hey, I don't like it when you're wearing that, as opposed to saying, Just talk to me nicely.
Talk to me nice It's not what he says It's how he says it Yeah Myron Yeah
She said what I'm thinking like I mean, so okay, um, give me an example of something that would constitute as I guess acceptable control or versus unacceptable or toxic For instance like like let's talk about the clothes if he doesn't like what I'm wearing don't don't just say Take that off.
I don't like that, you know For me like my father he does when he scolds he tells because it's two of us two daughters two boys He always came with the his reason on why he said certain things And I think it had a lot to do it because the girls are more inquisitive.
We Girls are always asking questions.
So he will put in some implementation of Okay, you couldn't do this, but I'm gonna tell you why you can't do this.
So I'm just used to being talked to a little nicely because my father was like that.
He would say, for instance, do the dishes.
You know, it wasn't go and do the dishes.
It's you need to go do the dishes because X, Y, and Z. That was just my dad.
Maybe he did that because the girls were more, uh, more delicate, more, uh, he just was like that with the girls.
He was very more sweet, but still direct.
Is your dad an engineer?
No, he's...
Because that's how my dad is too.
He loves to give you reasons for why he tells you to do something.
Yeah, you can't just say, oh, go do this, because I'm going to look like...
Why? Because I'm so used to my dad telling me his why.
Yeah. And then what about you?
What would constitute as toxic controlling?
Manipulative, being manipulative, and talking shit.
I don't like nobody cursing at me.
Interesting. So for you guys, it seems as though the way information is conveyed to you is very important versus the content of the information.
Because my thing, I kind of look at it like, a lot of women look at control, but I look at it as more boundaries.
I think men shouldn't really commit to women that don't have certain things in place and If I tell you, hey, like I just don't commit to girls that like, you know, dress provocatively when I'm not around or go to nightclubs or go girls night outs.
I think that's unacceptable behavior.
You know, some girls will look at that and say that's toxic or that's controlling or whatever.
But I look at it like it's just having standards.
But the problem is that male standards are almost always conflated as some type of pejorative term, like toxic, insecure, controlling.
No one says that women are controlling for saying, "I want a man that makes six figures." Right?
Isn't that interesting how female standards are never considered toxic?
Just you guys being selective and being high standards, but if I say, "Oh, I'm not a Well, I don't want to commit to a girl that goes to the club all the time or is promiscuous or whatever.
That's considered small dick energy.
But I don't think that's a problem.
If you're saying what you like.
People who get mad at that, they're insecure with their self.
It's like, why are you not picking me?
Because they find that what you like is not them.
So that's why they get mad.
Yeah. I mean, you know, obviously.
You guys are taking it fairly well, but you're shocked at how many girls get angry when I say I don't think it's appropriate for women to do certain things, especially when they're in a relationship.
And it's like, and I'll be honest with y'all, like, I think if the guy even has to tell you, it's almost, it's already an L. Like, it's a courtesy if he even tells you.
Like, because most dudes, they'll look at like, oh, she's doing that?
All right, cool.
I'm just never going to take her seriously.
Sex-only category.
Checked out from that point forward.
And then that's when, like, you'll start to notice the effort drop off.
Like, girls say all the time, oh, he doesn't hold the door open for me anymore.
He doesn't do this.
It's not so much that the guy doesn't like you as in you probably did something stupid and he said you know what this girl isn't worth like a serious relationship so she's in the sex only category but what sucks for you guys is like we don't know when they get rejected right y'all get rejected in a whole surreptitiously we at least with us we get rejected y'all tell us like oh i'm not interested or i got a boyfriend or some shit or nigga you ugly i need space yeah or i need space and shit but like with you guys like we'll kind of like you know do what we need to do to kind of continue to get sex or whatever fade away but Why?
Why is everything sex with men though?
Is it because y'all nut every time y'all fuck?
No, it's just in their nature.
They nut every time they fuck.
No, that's just how it works.
Dude, but not every time.
Every time y'all fuck, y'all nut.
A woman doesn't nut every single time.
Here's the part where you ladies kind of need to know about this, but this is how it works for men.
It's in their nature to do so.
They have testosterone.
That's literally, basically what motivates them, that gives them the drive to do what they do.
They have to do that.
They have to have sex?
I don't believe that.
Yes, you use it or you lose it.
I think the reason why men, because you said, I want to make sure I understand your question correctly, you said, why is it always about sex with you guys?
What do you mean by that specifically?
Like a girl, when we look at men, we don't automatically think like, I'm going to fuck him.
Yeah, as soon as I see a woman, I'm going to fuck her.
Fair. The reason for that is because as a male, right, we give value to women in many other ways outside of our sexual life.
I would argue The last way we give you guys value is through our sexuality.
Women look for all these other things before the sexuality even comes in.
Versus with you guys, I don't want to sound like an asshole, but the only real value women provide is sexuality.
And if you don't believe me, like, I mean, if women didn't have vaginas, men would not talk to y'all.
You think so?
Why? They wouldn't.
Why? Because women are very difficult to deal with.
I mean, look, she's a bisexual, right?
She even told herself if she had to pick one gender, who'd she go with?
The men.
Because men provide far more value in relationships.
And I always love asking women that are bisexual, which would you rather go with?
And 9 out of 10 times, it's always the men.
And the reason why is because with men, at least you're able to get like a multitude of different benefits.
If he's ugly, he's probably going to be a good provider or maybe a charming or maybe he's a good talker if he's in good shape and he's not like as he doesn't.
Well, to be fair, I do date studs.
So, technically, they kind of...
Who pays for the date?
Well, I pay for mine, she pays for hers.
But when we first started, she wanted to, like, do all the...
She wanted to open the doors, bring me flowers, come pick me up, like, pretty much do, like, the masculine things.
But I'm like...
But that proves my point even further.
So, even though you're bisexual and you deal with women, even the women you deal with have masculine traits, which proves my point even more that women don't really offer men Does that make sense?
Let's say, imagine you guys were two regular girls.
You would get even less benefit.
You'd go half and half on everything.
She'd be a diva, too.
She would take three hours to get dressed.
She wouldn't have any of these masculine traits.
There was a time I started to not treat her like a man, I guess, but I was just expecting manly things, since that was what she was doing.
And she was like, well, I'm a girl, too.
And I was like, well you're getting all this like mad.
You're not supposed to do a sound effect to that.
The reason why like so like with men, right?
Okay, the other thing I was gonna say too since a woman's like value to a man is really like One one versed like that's why men are so Selective on like their girl not dressing provocatively when they're not there protecting her sexuality her That's why cheating for you guys is like if you guys cheat on us.
It's like you're cheating on me It's the biggest form of betrayal that you can do.
Because, like, if I cheat on you, like, you can still extract benefit from me.
Like, I could be paying your bills, I could be taking care of you, I could still be giving you sex, I can still be giving you that masculine energy, I'll still fight and die for you, but, like, if you fuck another dude, like, you're effectively useless, because, like, that's the only utility you have.
So, if you, if you, if I'm, like, because when I'm dating you, I'm dating you for, a lot of the times, your beauty and your body.
So, if you turn that, give that to somebody else, That is the biggest slap to me ever.
Like, that's like me.
If I was to give like a female equivalent, right?
Like, uh, like let's say, um, I, um, let's, okay, I'll give an example of that.
Like, so you guys can get a feeling of the betrayal that a man gets.
Like, let's say you're my wife, right?
But you don't know that I have a whole other wife.
She has a bigger house than you.
She has a nicer car than you.
And she has twice the kids.
And, um, you don't know.
When someone broke into our house when I was with you, I didn't do nothing.
But when someone broke into the house over there, I jumped on the fucking robber and I beat him up.
Like, a woman is gonna look at that as, like, way worse than me sleeping with another girl.
Does that make sense?
Like, if your boyfriend cheats on you, but he does everything else right, you might concede on that.
But if someone robs you and he's there and he lets it happen, you're never gonna forgive him for that.
Right? Yeah, that's true.
So, with men, that's like the equivalent.
Like, that's like me, You cheating on me, having sex with another dude, that's like me, like, you're my girl, I tell you you're my girl, I provide for you somewhat, but, like, another day, like, I got another girl, she has a whole other mansion, and I fight for her, but I don't fight for you.
Right? And then you find out that she has, like, the money and shit, like, that's the big betrayal, like, with a man, like, you can't give your body to someone else, just like, I shouldn't be giving my resources to another female.
Right, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, I don't like it if I'm in a relationship, and the guy I don't care if you fuck.
When he starts buying her shit and taking care of her, that becomes the problem.
I don't care if you fucked.
I'm a lad.
All you got was some dick.
In most cases for men, there's no emotional aspect behind it.
What I've come to realize, women will accept infidelity from men.
It's just that that guy's got to be spectacular.
If he makes money, if he's attractive, if he's a catch, Women will accept cheating from him.
But whenever girls say, oh, I'm not going to accept cheating or whatever, nine out of ten times, that dude is like average or, you know, she's not that attracted to him.
He got her by the skin of her teeth.
You know, she looks at him like, motherfucker, I'm a prize.
Like, you're lucky that I even am dating you and you have the gall to cheat on me.
Yeah. So like a lot of girls get mad because they feel as though, like, you barely got me and you have the fucking nerve to cheat on me.
But like if the guy is like a winner, like A lot of girls will, like, you know what, okay, like this guy, he loves me, he's attractive.
Other girls want him.
This is what comes with the territory.
I have a question So what so do you are you guys saying that if guys have sex with other girls, they don't fall in love with those girls I'm having sex.
There's always the potential That is something that worrying that I don't mind I guess if you cheat but in the back of my head it would be like what if you Falling in love with that other person?
Possible it's absolutely possible, but I think if the only way like Once a girl gets a guy it's like on her to lose him does that make sense?
Like if a dude gets down on a knee and proposes you or takes you makes you his girlfriend And like he ends up falling in love with another girl like you did something wrong really wrong because it's hard for men to leave.
So like whenever I see like a dude leaves his girl or breaks up with her, like she did something very wrong.
Very, very wrong.
Because dudes, you gotta remember.
No, here I'll explain.
I'll tell you why.
Men have to work way harder to attract women.
So by that, what, like you gotta remember.
The first date, we're paying, we're planning, we're setting everything up.
From the beginning, we have an enormous amount of skin in the game.
So, if we get to a point where, I'm not just courting you, but you're like a girlfriend, I put significantly more work into the relationship than you have in most situations.
Guys that are smart, do it where they put skin up front, and then they quickly make their girl start to put skin in the game.
This is a player.
But most men don't fall into that.
Most guys put an enormous amount of skin in the game in the beginning, so they don't want to lose what they got.
So what ends up happening is, If a guy is able to attract another woman or whatever, he'll lie to his girl, like the one that you dealt with, because he put skin in and he didn't want to lose you.
So with men, they will hold on as long as they can.
They don't leave women, it's the women that leave.
Because we have to put so much work in, so we value the relationship way more than you guys do a lot of the times.
I don't know in recent times men are leaving relationships more and they're getting with like another girl within only only so only a small percentage of men have that ability to leave a relationship and and have the like the The latitude to be able to do it and the leverage because most guys come in a relationship where the girl is The prize right the guy got the girl.
He had to work really hard She he had to work his way up like the girl like you know The girl doesn't like him as much as he likes her, in other words.
Very rarely is it where the girl likes the guy more than he likes her, and he leaves her, or can leave her, without consequence.
Does that make sense?
So yes, are there men that can do it?
For sure.
But if I take 100 relationships, 90 of them, the girl's leaving.
10, maybe the guy leaves.
Okay, I mean, yeah, that makes sense, but like I said, it's just- And he's gotta have a lot of options, he's attractive, he's got his money right, or he's doing something very well.
He has status, he's famous.
Like, this is a minority of men.
Like, a majority of guys, dude, are just happy to fucking kiss a girl.
It's like, really crazy, man.
I mean, if he can get you, he can get other girls, too.
So, maybe that archetype of guy can do it, but most guys can't.
Yeah, yeah.
They fail.
And like, the thing that kinda fucks women up is like, All?
Like, not all, but like, a staggering majority of women are looking for, like, the same men.
Right? And this is kind of what fucks black women up, because you mentioned before, like, black women are more willing to stand on things, right?
You said that?
The other thing too with black women, oh yes, you said that as well, the other thing with black women is like, you guys prefer black men.
So that lowers your pool even more so.
And it's like, with white women, because you were saying white women take whatever, yeah, white women are far more willing to date outside of their race.
And a lot of them actually prefer to do it.
So you're saying we need to date outside of our race?
I tell black women to do it all the time, but they don't want to listen.
Cuz it's hard!
It's rather nice.
Go white, it's right.
So here's the thing.
We can't relate.
How can I relate to you?
You're gonna think things that I say and do is weird.
It's like weird.
And you're actually right because even with me, I have to not only be like, I want to date a black man, he has to be like Nigerian and then it has to be a different subset of Nigerian.
Yeah, but I'm over that.
There's a couple of things that fuck black women up.
With black women, you guys are very selective on most black women overwhelmingly only want black men.
And then the other thing too, is that if you're not able to get the black man, other races a lot of times don't want you guys because of the negative stereotypes, right?
It's almost like a lose-lose.
If you don't get your dream black man that you want, like in your case a Nigerian dude from a certain tribe, or maybe you want a certain type of black guy that's maybe an education, or you.
I don't know, you look like you like rappers.
So yeah, you know what I mean?
I don't.
Come on, man.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't.
So your whole lifetime you never smashed a rapper?
Or athletes or some shit.
What? No.
I think Chris has a crush on you.
No way!
Because you're from New York, so maybe Fabio.
Nerdy men, they definitely love you.
She goes to New York sometimes.
She's from upstate.
She goes there sometimes.
She knows what she's doing.
But yeah, so like, because you had mentioned like, oh yeah, the niggas don't money go and date out, that's why I assume that.
But like, yeah, athletes and shit like that.
But yeah, most black men actually do get with black women, like 80 or 90% get with black women.
But yeah, like, some guys will date outside of the race, but the thing with black women is y'all are very, like, I know what I want, I'm not settling.
You know what?
Black women, they don't want to see pink penises.
Well, I don't know.
Why? It's pink!
That's the real thing, that's the real thing.
I've never heard someone actually say it out loud.
Yeah, that's the way it is.
All black girls today, they don't want a pink date.
Who's all?
Well, Marjorie, I don't know.
Well, to be fair, you're not.
Yeah, you look mixed.
She's a Mexican.
That's the point.
I am the byproduct of an interracial couple.
So, I got a video to play real quick.
Kind of ties into this whole discussion here.
And give me your honest thoughts in the video.
Just watch it in totality and tell me what you think from your point of view.
Alright? What's your type, Tom?
Well, these days it's primarily mocha.
Where to categorize mocha?
Five years divorced.
Okay. But started dating black women 20 years ago.
Wow, it went late, would it?
So when you made the transition, what was like the breaking point where you're like, I'm gonna start doing this and I'm done with the Karens and I'm going over to, you know, Queensland?
Well, it was a gradual changeover.
It wasn't all at once.
So it was sort of a mixed journey.
And I don't want to get canceled for this, but white women, to me, over the course of time, It's like going out with
a different woman every night!
Hell yes!
Just don't touch it while you're doing this.
You can't pull it, you can't press it.
That's one of the major differences between a white woman and a black woman.
Because both of them like to be, you know, sometimes it's aggressive, a little slap on the butt, whatever, even a little choking.
A white woman doesn't give a shit about touching her hair, but a black woman will say, do not touch my hair!
Yes, they will.
I'll say this, white girls, the thing about white women is they age like shit, bro.
You saw how she started defending right away?
She was like, I'm not boring!
Bitch, you look like shit though!
Like a cornflake!
It doesn't matter if you're fun.
If you're ugly, it doesn't matter.
You can't play the game.
I don't know, that was annoying too, man.
Nigga, she's 40. It looks like 25. I know.
That's the one thing with black women that they went on every time is, y'all age better.
But the attitudes are crazy Tom is like he he says white women are boring because Why because they're not talking back a little bit.
They're not being a little aggressive Which is what other guys black guys will say that they despise about black women So that's kind of interesting that he said that yeah, I mean look typically that the more masculine the man the less The less, um, masculine he wants as a woman.
So you can tell that guy right there, he got a little, you know, sugar in his tank a tiny bit.
That's fine.
You know, uh, cause he, you know, but yeah, one thing I will say though, about white dudes that date black girls, they love it.
Like that's what they do.
They're like black girl connoisseurs.
They got jungle fever.
Yeah, they got jungle fever for real.
Well, it dates any race, so.
What was that?
I date any race.
You just said you want Nigerian to date.
I wanna know what it's like to date an Asian.
To marry.
Oh, okay.
Well, then you just fucking then.
You fucking just said that.
I never said that I wouldn't date and I never said I said most black Girls don't want to pee dick.
I never said I would.
Be honest though, you ever smash a white guy?
Yes. Where's he now?
In my line.
Damn, okay.
Let's look at that picture on Trips.
Yeah. No.
Do you tell guys don't touch my hair when you're smashing?
I typically wear my real hair, but yes, if I have a wig or a weave in, don't touch my hair.
Is this your real hair?
No, it's a Levo.
What's that?
A Levo?
The top is my hair.
Oh. But this isn't.
Okay. You ever had that issue where like you smashing a black girl and it's like, oh shit, I just pulled something out that shouldn't have been pulled out?
It's happened like once or twice.
Uh, Chris?
I mean...
Mo? Bruh, yeah, bruh.
It's been crazy where it's like, damn, girl, don't put your face on my pillow, please.
Because, I mean, no, because they need the makeup, the hair grease and shit, so...
But that's all girls.
That's all girls.
What are you talking about?
Maybe black girls, man.
Come on, man.
White girls be, you know, pulling hair so the face is held up, you know what I'm saying?
But I can't hold your hair, I can't hold your face, so what can I hold?
So if she can't put her face in it, put her arches in it.
She's not arching it right then.
Listen, I do missionary, mainly, so I have no problem with that.
I'm just saying.
So why are you pulling the hand missionary?
Right! It's to come down to doggy style, you know what I'm saying?
So, you know, doggy style is for a minute or two.
And that's when you're back over to missionary.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest though, bro.
The box is fire.
Black girl's box is fire.
Yeah, what's the difference?
What does it feel like?
Alright, so I want you to imagine space and time.
It's a vortex, right?
And you know there's the black holes in space And then there's the white holes Don't ask me about the white holes You sink in But what happens is It's pretty much the same But there's more friction between the black hole So let me explain The black hole is able to do jumps and tricks And hop around The white hole is kind of like just sitting there You know what I'm saying?
No The point is They don't have dicks, bro.
They don't have dicks.
Like, they don't know.
I'm wishing I had one.
I want to have a pussy for life.
The point is, one girl does way more in the bedroom.
One is boring, one does tricks.
Wait, what if the black girl is just clenching and that's why the friction is there?
No, they can both clench, but they both can't do tricks.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh. Man, you're boring, man.
Goddamn. Okay, thoughts on the video?
Oh, me?
Um, I really...
What he said, like I said, he should come hit me up.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
What do you actually want, man?
I want all of it.
That's the problem.
First of all, I'm too busy.
I stole your business.
I need a Nigerian prince.
One minute while you just want to like go out and like do something.
So like this is that time.
You know what I mean?
Listen, my sister, I'll pray for you, okay?
I'll pray for you.
Don't pray for me, I want all of it.
You need salvation.
No, I want all of it.
Well, he's Nigerian.
He looks Nigerian.
Yeah. No.
No? How dare you?
You're not Nigerian.
How dare you?
But why though?
Why does he look Nigerian?
I'm not dark enough?
No, when he was doing the accent, that was...
He was doing the accent, he was doing like a Kenyan accent or something.
Yeah, but he looks African though, right?
He doesn't.
No? Really?
No. Why though?
Oh my God!
I get this shit all the time, bro.
Yo, you guys niggas are scammers, though.
Yo, what the fuck?
Bro. Not all of them.
I can look like you're from the Caribbean somewhere.
Barbados. Yeah.
Barbados. Yeah.
OK, that's where I'm from.
Busa right, busa left, busa right, busa left.
The same.
Yeah, Nigerian men are really good-looking.
No, they ain't.
No, I can't believe you.
You look like African.
Coco! Boom!
Denied! Denied!
Denied! That's why I wanted to hear!
Bro, she was sizing up, she was judging him with disgust on her face.
This is a way out, y'all niggas are scammers, man.
The point is though, I still be getting hoes, so screw you.
No, no, but like, honestly speaking, I get Nigerian, I get like, uh, what else?
Uh, Canadian, I get like, uh, Haitian.
I'm like, bro, I'm from Barbados, man.
Damn. Cheese on bread.
Cheese on bread, yeah, but whatever.
Yeah, so I mean, with the video, um, Yeah, like I said, I I want to date every kind of race so I think that's what he wants to do as well Which is good.
I feel like you should date outside your race more I feel like more black women should date outside of their race I feel like you should fuck often and get married early when you're 22. No No, I'll tell you this, bro.
She's tired of that girlfriend.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I'm single.
The stud.
The stud muffin.
She's tired of the stud.
Wait, I've dated...
I have two ex-boyfriends.
So, I've dated guys.
So here's my theory, right?
About women and exes.
They are always in picture.
Yeah. Like, you know what's scary?
Imagine you meet a girl, right?
She's maybe your dream girl.
Perfect. Things are going well.
But she's always texting Brad or Chad or...
Stephen yeah, what the fuck is this nigga?
Oh, he's a friend was really an ex.
It's like whenever you fuck up He's coming over.
Yeah, and my ex makes emails to text to like email me all the time so He's blocked everywhere, but he knows my email.
Hold on, an ex can be blocked.
He can call from no caller ID.
He can even make up a freaking fake Instagram.
And the problem is he's reliable.
So you know what?
Fuck it.
Is he Nigerian too?
One is, the other one isn't.
Who emails you?
The Nigerian?
Yeah. We're gonna scam you!
I'm a prince!
I am the prince of Zamora!
Send me your cards!
That's how they get mad at the first time!
That's how they get mad at the first time!
Hakim, you are the prince of Zamora!
You know what I mean?
He lost everything else.
He's like, alright, I'm gonna email her again, bro.
My son works!
Well, he's very rich, and he has money, and he lives here too, so...
Hold on!
That's another point.
If the guy has money, bro, you're cooked.
He'll always be in there.
Yeah, so what made you...
That's not true.
Come on.
That's not true.
Hold on, you know why?
It's because whenever you have hard times or things aren't going your way, who do you go to?
Your ex.
Yep. Just if he's willing to help.
Some exes ain't gonna help.
But let's be honest here.
Let's say you just want to smash your drunk.
It's not your ex's body, it's your old body.
So it don't matter.
Yeah, like my ex did by the time last year.
He still sent me, because he knows my address, and he still sent me a gift.
Damn. You got good coochie.
They'll always be there, bro.
It's like a baby daddy.
Wait, what does he do?
He's an engineer.
Is he handsome?
Yeah. Better than me?
Yeah. Wait, hold on.
And he still left you?
There you go.
He didn't leave me.
He did not leave me.
Why did you leave him?
He was too obsessed.
With you?
Yeah. Was he abusive or obsessive?
What type of obsessed?
She likes girls, you probably don't like that shit.
No, no.
No, they don't.
I love him when a nigga love me.
He didn't mind the girls.
He knows.
I told him like immediately we met.
He knew before we started dating.
Um, it was like he, he always wanted to, I feel he wanted, he always wanted to be in my skin and I like my space.
Not just that, like holding me.
Yes, wanting to know where I am, wanting to be with me all the time.
Which is nice, but I'm not that kind of person.
In a relationship, you should give each other something.
I'm not that kind of person and I told him too before we started dating.
I'm like, you know, I don't like People like I'm very antisocial so like I like you but to a certain extent but see so you never married I Do Maybe before in the past There weren't those rules towards, for example, like, it didn't matter how much time he spent with you, what he did, because he was just that guy for you.
So, my other ex actually wasn't too obsessed, and I actually liked that, because, like, we would, we went to the same college, so we would see each other, like, walking to maybe different classes, and he wouldn't even say hi to me, and, like, in my head, I'm like, what the fuck?
And I would text him, like, I know you saw me walking by.
Why didn't you just say hi?
So he always used to ignore me.
Sometimes I would go to his room and he would not be there.
Or he would be there with his friends and not give me too much attention.
And I mean, do you want to be around him more?
Yeah, I really like that.
I really like that.
That's very powerful what you just said.
I know it's stereotypical, but I really do.
I don't like when you always want to be around me.
To bushy, to clingy.
That makes sense.
But on the podcast, we talk about this all the time.
100%. He did way too much.
Yeah, your girl should always be trying to see you, not the other way around.
In your skin?
That's what girls say.
I want to be in your skin.
That's what girls say, basically.
Look, people get mad at me.
They're like, oh Byron, you're gay, bro.
Like, bro, it actually works in my favor that I don't like being around women like that.
It actually works in my favor.
Because I'm not clingy and want to hit them up and all this other shit.
I need female, like, because a lot of guys like female companionship.
That's weird.
And that's nature, though.
Nah, man.
You have a girlfriend?
Yes. No, I don't like female companionship in general.
For example, I prefer to spend time with like-minded guys because that's far more productive than spending time with women.
Oh, you like to be productive.
What's your zodiac sign?
He's gotta be a Capricorn.
He's a Capricorn.
He's a Capric Maybe that's why you're always stressed out.
I understand you always want to be productive, but sometimes just hanging out with, I guess, your girl.
Just hang out with her that you don't have to always be productive like you can watch housewife of I don't know, New York Miami, I don't know.
You can watch a show that you like together and just like together, you know Make fun of people on the show.
I mean just something to laugh I'm now I like my thing is like I said I the thing is right with women is like you guys like to be comfortable all the time Like and you guys like it's like, you know, hang out and be lounging and shit.
I just don't think it's This is why I don't like living with my girl, and I don't think men should live with women in general, especially if they're trying to be super high-performing, because women are inherently lazy.
No offense.
Oh, hell no!
What? That was good!
That was good!
What makes them lazy, though?
Well, all human beings are lazy, but women especially, and I'll tell you why.
So, women don't have a natural proclivity to work, and I'll explain what I mean by this.
You guys just be attractive and if you're attractive enough, you can get by without doing that much work in life I mean as in like, you know have an actual man you manually work but with men if we don't work I think so.
whether you work or not.
So are there women out there that are going to be hard workers?
Of course.
But that's a minority.
This is why when you guys are hard workers, what's the first thing you say?
I'm strong and independent.
Why do you say that?
Because most women are not strong and independent, right?
Most women want a guy to take care of them.
So when a woman does...
You know, is able to be an adult and take care of herself.
She brags about it because it's not common.
And it's not natural for you guys to do it.
That's why you guys brag about it.
What if I walked around and said, I'm strong and independent?
You guys laugh at me like, nigga, that's your job.
But for men, that's what it is.
So like, now that I kind of like, in other words, a man's productivity is his value.
So like, you wouldn't go to like, let's say you're going to go to a social event, right?
And you know that there's going to be some like really attractive people there, some high rollers, et cetera.
Would you go there in sweatpants with no makeup?
No. You wouldn't, right?
Why would you not?
Because presentation.
Yeah, presentation.
It would limit your ability to meet the best guy, right?
That's exactly what it is when I'm around chicks all the time.
It limits my ability to be productive.
But it's a chick that can be productive with you.
Yeah, but all the time, though?
No. Yeah, and unfortunately, what I've realized with the most attractive women is they're just lazy.
Sorry. It is the hottest chicks.
Are either they're just lazy.
They don't need to be hard-working because they're hot So it's like human beings are always gonna go with the path of least resistance So like if you're hot, you don't need to work hard Why are you gonna work hard like versus for men?
We have to work hard or else we don't get anything in life Like we're cooked, you know, like absolutely cook.
We're invisible to women unless we become a somebody so So I look at it like just with women They're a big distraction out that said I love my girlfriend.
She's great Yeah, she's great.
How long have you guys been together?
Two plus years now.
I keep asking how many girlfriends you have.
I'm trying to get like four.
I'm working on it.
I'm trying to get like a couple.
Fresh, I wouldn't ask you.
Slightly under two years.
I said I wouldn't ask you how many girlfriends you have.
You probably have just one.
Damn, she's on your head top, man!
He's worse than me, man.
She's great and shit, you know what I mean?
I'll just say she made me an outfit that I love and I treasure very much.
Thank you.
Thank you But um, but yeah like like so she helps me out but like in general I don't spend like all the time with her and I work a lot.
So, you know, what do you do to relax like to rest?
Not be wrong girls the gym I'll say go to the gym.
That's like my What's your base blood pressure?
What? You know, that's a good question.
No, that's a good question.
She's a nurse.
No, no, no, no, I did have like, it runs in my family pre hypertension, so you know, definitely.
Yeah,'cause I'm sorry, but your veins is bulging.
He can be dehydrated because he was fat then, right?
Sometimes it is.
Sometimes. Well, I go to the gym a lot too.
Vascularity. But yeah, I've always been fairly...
Vainy from sports.
Yeah, I just keep looking just like this is gonna die No, but I'm like if you about so I can start an IV real quick good veins Every girl like that's in the medical industry is like oh my god, you'd be so easy They love it man, and I'm just like oh you guys are weird so would you be wife number two?
I will do be like for him I don't know he walks too much Did you just say you just wanted your space I don't want the
person I married to die, but I feel like he works too much and that would affect, you know, he'll come back tired all the time, maybe sexual.
He has unlimited energy.
He did three shows today.
Four shows today.
Yeah, three.
Just because a man is working don't mean he ain't too.
He's not too tired for it.
I'll tell you that right now.
A guy would say they're tired.
They don't want to do it.
My husband has worked 26 consecutive days.
He works 60 to 80 hours a week.
60 to 80 hours a week.
He ain't too tired for it.
I promise you.
Yeah, I mean, it depends.
Tumor. I'm not a horndog like that.
But like, some guys are.
Some guys are fucking horndogs.
Fresh. What the?
Hold on.
First you say I'm ugly.
Then you say I don't get bitches.
Which one is it?
Which one is it, man?
Bet you want, Fresh.
Nah, bro.
I don't get no hoes, man.
Go hang out with him after, man.
Nah, I don't get no hoes, man.
He needs an African chick anyway, man.
All Fresh does is donate to the church.
That chick don't count, bro.
Algerians aren't real Africans, bro.
What? That's not true.
Can't say that.
She's beautiful, man.
Bro. We're our kids, Algerians, bro.
These Egyptians, even, Wait, are you not Arab?
You're Sudan!
Yeah, but like, we're actually black though.
You're Arab as hell.
I know, but like, we are actually black though.
Like, they're not black, bro.
Well, technically speaking...
Everybody's black.
Well, the people of color are all black.
Well, you know, it's funny it technically y'all would not be considered black to a bunch of black people in America.
That's right.
Yeah, I'm not Yeah, my friend told me I'm racist You're like black african-american.
I'm black and Mexican, but like black like african like african-american Okay, so you'd be considered.
Yeah, you guys would be considered tethers.
Yeah Yeah.
Never heard of that term, right?
I've never heard of it.
It's more ridiculous than it sounds.
No, I don't, I don't.
Because they're useless.
I don't anymore, bro.
Wait, hold on.
Because we don't know.
I shouldn't have lied and said I do know it?
No, don't worry.
It's more ridiculous than it sounds.
It's not important.
No, it's stupid shit.
It's Dr. Umar.
It's like a fringe-ass community of idiots.
Yeah, don't worry.
It's not real life, bro.
That's what I'm realizing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No. He's telling me it's Turkmeshid.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know yeah, we know what else we got here, but but hold on you guys know dr. Omar, right?
Yeah, yeah, but we're gonna say good if you cool you can that thing.
Oh, it's fine.
So what you wanna say?
Yeah, I saw some clips on tik-tok Where people were like fighting?
No, no fight not even fight and I just like that the conversations and how the girls was arguing and arguing Back and forth.
Yeah here for the chaos Were you gonna engage or you're gonna just be quiet and hide in the back No, I was gonna engage.
Oh, you were gonna?
I thought you said you were quiet.
I am quiet.
No, I'm definitely not a troublemaker.
All right.
What do we got here?
Boreo. Burro.
Oh, yeah.
Too many blocks.
Myron ain't relaxing yet.
I said earlier, when I'm around blocks, I can't relax.
Tell the Harriet Tubman on the panel, Tubman's on the panel, not to get crazy and loud on the mics when you drop the hot truth to them on their prime beliefs.
Would be fun to see El Gordo mo okay, and IT tech bills more involved in the questioning y'all the best and Myron you were right the guy in the candy store analogy when you're in a war room interview saying the n-word and f-word Thanks for the hundred even though it's not coming to me, but Guys refresh rumble where's the issues if it is we could move everybody to YouTube bro.
If that's the case yeah Should we do that?
It rumbles guys come on over to YouTube give us more time cuz uh I don't do that right now We have the lies to do as well.
Okay, so I love it.
We're gonna cut it, but yeah guys just coming to YouTube if if anything We're almost fine earlier.
I don't know why All right, what do we got anything else?
What the hell is that nigga?
Oh, it's a it's a knee okay?
This is what diabetes gonna do to that fat drunk stuttering fuck Wow Chris you got anything you wanna say back to him I mean, listen, man, tough you for the support, man, but, you know, your mom is what takes care of that.
What the fuck?
All right.
All right.
This is the types of panels we want.
Chris, get it together with WFNF crew.
There's a bunch of Asians.
Hell no, bro.
Hell no, bro.
I don't think- I don't like that.
You don't want Asian girls ever again, huh?
Well, I had one after, but she was way better than the other one.
She was an escort.
Yeah, thank God, bro.
Holy shit, man.
Hold on.
You know what's scary?
Nowadays, right?
Obviously speaking, yeah, some women are hoes, but it's like, all right, I'm just going to chill with an honest hoe.
But probably when a hoe lies, it's an issue.
See, we said earlier, but hold on, I'm a guy though.
So when I walk away, it's different than when you walk away.
What makes a girl a hoe?
Well, if you're doing hoe activities.
What is hoe activities?
To keep it real, it's more so of like, all right, if I'm going out, Vibing right with a chick.
Doing my thing.
She comes along.
If I know she's a hoe, cool.
I can move accordingly.
When I don't, when I think you're more of a different type of person, I'm gonna move a certain way as well.
But the point is that like, either way, I'm still gonna leave anyway.
So, hoe or not, I'm still gonna leave.
But the point is, if I can leave sooner, I'm gonna know you're a hoe.
You get what I'm saying?
So I'm having my fun and then just jet.
But like, that's the point though.
I like an honest hoe.
But how do you, what makes a girl a hoe?
Multiple things.
Well, there's multiple things in order, but like just to keep it very simple for you, she's also outside with her friends being promiscuous or solo.
She's got a lot of guys in her DMs offering her like a lot of shit.
She's taking it up, for example, flights to Dubai, getting shit on.
All that shit's like disgusting.
And then of course, having multiple dudes back to back, it's kind of crazy like.
Well, is it her fault if guys are coming to her?
Right. No, no.
It's okay, but when I said, remember, I said taking up these offers?
That's what I'm saying.
What's the best way if she's fucking?
What if she's taking those offers without having sex with them?
Well, this is tricky because, for example, she may not have sex with them, but she offers them something else.
Maybe like photos, nudes, maybe like other things.
You know some guys, they just like to, they like the act of pursuit.
So, I mean, They will keep giving you stuff if they feel like they can get you.
You know, so, I mean, you don't even have to do anything.
You get a lot when you don't.
Yeah, exactly.
They will just keep giving it to you for like years and years.
It can happen that way, but let's be real here.
At the end of the day, they want to smash.
The expectation is still very much there.
They still want to make sure it comes to fruition at some point.
So, it may last a little while, but not forever.
I mean, if you're like accepting those gifts, you're a hoe.
I'm sorry, you know, like, there you go.
You're giving and giving.
Like, why are you taking the gifts, you hoe?
So I shouldn't take a thousand dollars if someone's just giving you that?
Stop being a hoe!
That's easy!
If you're a wife, you know, that's priceless.
But if you're a hoe, you got a price on you now.
There is nothing fun about being a wife.
It's not that, like--Okay.
Like, I'm--Why?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the fun of that?
There is nothing I didn't want I didn't mean to say fun.
There is nothing special about being a wife.
What's not special?
I don't think there's anything special about being a wife.
I want to be a wife.
I want to just let it out.
One man for the rest of my life.
I want to suck dick from the back.
From one man.
Damn! Yeah.
So, okay.
Hold on.
What can you do right now?
Because nobody is deserving of that.
Wait, but it's still very much vague on your statement.
So what is so not special about being a wife?
Because you don't have to do anything.
Like these guys keep saying, wait, if you are a lady, if you're attractive and all of that, a guy will come to you and do all the work to get you.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not how that works.
Wait, get down on one knee, propose to you, all of that.
And you just get the title of wife.
So you don't, you don't do anything.
Like, you're just there and they make you a wife.
So what's...
I mean, being a husband I guess is special because at least they put in the work.
But like, being a wife, you're just there.
I don't know.
No, no.
Okay, so realistically, from my experience, you don't just get to be a wife.
That's not how that works.
Like, the way you say wife like it's president or something.
No! It is the president!
What do you mean you got crowned?
No, but you don't just get to be a wife.
That's not how that works.
You have to earn your way to that.
Okay. You have to earn it.
That's a different status that you earn from what you are doing for the man that you choose to be with.
Alright, she's trying to hear the top three things about being a wife.
Yeah. Well, look at me, I've got a wife.
You're asking me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, top three things.
Less combative, peaceful, serve him.
I mean, to her, that's not sexy at all.
That's part of life.
Like, that's not special at all.
Like, I'm sorry, but a dog can do that.
I'm sorry, but like, for real, that right there is very simple, but you'd be surprised.
Can you do that?
I mean, I don't know.
You seem like you're difficult.
You do.
I mean, she said it.
You do.
It's true.
Like, I don't understand.
I kind of fail to understand why women have such an issue.
Why women these days, these days have such an issue serving a man.
Why? Why is that a problem?
I don't.
I don't.
I'm submissive.
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
What's submissive?
What's submissive to you?
I listen to my nigga, whatever he say.
So everything is 100% yeah, hold on, where's your nigga?
I live in South Florida, it's nothing but hoes here.
It's nothing but hoes.
If I live somewhere else, I would be in a relationship, but I live here.
Wait, how do you know they're hoes though?
Cause they hoes.
I mean, I think one of my traits about being a wife is sex.
You're surrounded by loved ones, you know, a family, you know, you're You got a provider at home.
Well, what if you have difficult feelings?
Can we talk, okay?
I'm trying to explain to you, okay?
You got difficult feelings?
What do you have difficult feelings?
I think when older you become, they start to realize the money and you can't fuck as much as you used to because you're old as fuck.
So, you know, you're being provided by a guy that you actually love.
And other than that, like, you have job security, you know?
Like, you don't have to work if you don't want to.
Instead of now, you're in the streets right now when you're 22. The older you get, the harder you'll You'll realize that, you know, before you know it, you're eating ramen noodles and shit and you can't be not noble or fancy restaurants as you may want to.
I got a question for you too, because you guys are a little bit older.
What are the things that you guys were very interested in men having before that are like, you're like, if he has this, I'm like not interested anymore.
As far as tangible stuff?
It could be a personality trait, it could be a tangible skill set, it could be a tangible asset.
What was something that you were like, I need this, and then as you age, you're like, fuck that, this is actually problematic.
Yeah, I was real big on the physique of a guy.
How he looked.
But now, mm-mm.
You could be black and ugly as ever, however.
Jenna Frush.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. So you were big on, was it them being handsome or them being in good shape?
Which one was it?
Both. Oh, okay.
You needed them to be very attractive.
Yeah, like I was very surface level.
Okay. Yeah.
Notice that with, with black women, they tend to be, I think it's a part of like them being more masculine, no offense.
They tend to be care a lot about a man's looks, um, compared to other races of women.
Their body.
Sexy. I don't even care no more.
No, I didn't care if they was ugly.
I just like if your body was nice and skinny.
I mean I like pretty guys.
Yeah. You want a pretty boy?
Yeah. Okay.
I mean, because I'm pretty, I want someone pretty too.
I think hot people should be together, so...
Okay. Yeah.
It looks way better when two hot people are together.
Alright, fair.
What about...
You think you're hot?
Yes, I am.
Holy shit, man.
Well, you know what?
Come on.
Just say I'm right.
I'm going to say you're right for your own mind.
But we'll move on.
That's fine.
All right.
What about you?
What was something that you were very interested in before that you said doesn't matter now as you got older?
I used to be into pretty boys.
I don't like it.
Same thing?
Okay.
I used to be like, I want a man with money but now I just want a generous man.
Bad talk about ugly niggas man, but this shit to rest right now We're winning since 2020 I'll tell you why love niggas out here right warm bitches Sorry women, but the problem is bro.
They don't know what to do Ugliness gotta survive right?
We've been through the trenches.
We went through the L's we take rejection.
We don't know what to do All day.
So are you ugly?
Hold on, let me finish.
So we've mastered the art of seducing and getting women to like us because we understand, A, we ain't nothing to look at.
But hold on, when you're ugly, you gotta fight for everything in your life.
So what happens as a nigga, especially, I got two L's.
Ugly and black.
Oh shit, what's going on right now?
How? When black men are the most wanted men.
Wait, let me finish.
Girl. It's actually white men that are most wanted.
So now, what happens is, at a certain point, after mastering the skills, we become adept and masters of the dating game.
So what skills?
So hold on.
I see one in the chat.
I've been able to acquire quite a few of these beautiful women.
Now, what skills did you use?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Talk your shit fresh.
Let me explain something to you real quick, right?
Get them fresh.
When the nigga's talking, the ugly nigga's talking, let me talk, okay?
All right, so listen.
So what happened was, back in the day, it was terrible.
I was doing threes and fours and runs.
Runs. But nowadays, it's eight, nine, and ten.
Because of who you are.
No, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have bad clothes.
No, what skills did you use?
You hate women.
Oh, you guys bring them in all day.
That's like mostly me.
How dare you?
No, no, but dude, I'm next to you nigga.
You're actually cool though, from what I've seen.
Ah, well, I have a very bad reputation.
Oh, it's so bad.
The fan doesn't help us at all.
It makes us actually worse.
Like, oh, you bash women?
Anyhow, so I'm playing on hard mode actually.
Times three.
You are too, bro.
Well, a little bit more than me.
But the point is that like, being not attractive is definitely a key.
component to getting skills because you have to at some point.
So, what I'm saying to say here just to bring it home together is that like right now you're looking at someone that's mastered the skills and art of being.
So what's the skill?
Man, fuck that shit man!
What's the skill?
Six exotic cars and si-fuckin' uh motherfuckin' That doesn't matter bro.
Two years, a Lambo, a Ferrari.
Bro, this nigga pulls up and don't say shit.
And the girls be like, "Oh, I like your car.
What do you do for work?" And the girls be like, "Yo, you what's with you?" Wait, I have a question.
What do you do if you got a Lambo?
Do you have good credit?
Wait, Fresh.
Sorry, Mr.
Fresh. This is my dog, my dog, hero.
That's all I have to do, nigga.
What skills did you acquire?
with celebrities so so i was working my ass off but
for your question right the skills it took so what happened was is for a while i was working just focusing on work i didn't focus on girls at all i mean every day and then i'm going playing and fish, smash your grunt or two and get back to work.
But...
After that, I had more free time.
I had a property, I had money coming in, a pretty good job, and rent-free.
So now I could have some fun, do a little bit more exploring, go out a little bit more.
So what happened was, I would go to bars, right?
Go to bars, go out with friends.
I got to see what it was really like to go out and like actually interact with women, off and on.
And then I realized, okay cool, this is time-consuming.
But Instagram is way better.
I can go online, Great and major profile is like good lifestyle, you know, living good having that like third strap so to speak for women and I could just make a post.
You guys third strap with your bodies, men do it with like pictures, lifestyle, like look at this shit that I'm doing.
I thought you were gonna say something like you're charming, you know.
Oh no, no, let me finish.
So this is a full package here, right?
So that's the first portion.
Online is getting like, it's like for example, the funnel, right?
The sales funnel, that's the page to attract people into it.
Then, once you get them on the app, you want to do a FaceTime call, and in person.
So I can't be that nigga online and not offline, because now it's weird.
Like, oh, this nigga's a fucking weirdo.
So I got to be congruent through and through.
So I've mastered online.
And then, of course, after a while being rejected on multiple dates, you become better and better.
Okay, well, if you take me out, I'll...
I'll... If you take me out, I'll let you know how...
I'll let you know...
So, what I'm saying is that, like, when I meet somebody...
He's charming.
He's a nice guy.
...
and we go on a date, it's like magic.
Because I understand, and I've been through the fires.
It's like magic.
No, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Ask anybody in here.
When I'm with a chick, she's very charming.
I say racist shit.
I don't care anymore.
I just say what it is, and...
Hold on, we're comedians.
We went on double dates, and I'm like, bro, you scared the pussy away, man.
And they're gonna be like, yo, you're Mexican, you're kind of fat.
I'm like, how do you know?
I can't say that.
And I'm just like, yo, baby girl, you're beautiful.
Don't mind him.
He's like, bad, man.
He's thinking bad for me, man.
He's like, nah, man.
He's a whale.
She's like, did he mean that?
I was like, no, he's just playing with you.
He's like, nah, I meant that shit.
I'm like, no, it's over.
He's like, yo, your friends are mean.
You're mean too.
I'm like, oh my God.
Myra's got to chill with the ladies though, bro, outside.
No, no, he's, when it's just him, like a thing.
You sound like you be hating.
No, no, no, no.
I feel like if you said that you should have just said your jeans are too tight.
What? Jeans are too tight?
I guess so.
Maybe that's why I'm so mad.
Martin's actually a good wing, man.
Stand up.
Let me see.
They tight?
Why you want him to stand up?
Why you want him to stand up?
I wanted to see how tight they were.
Oh, they are.
There you go.
There's your camera angle.
But no I I I want people in the chat to have hope because, listen, if you're ugly out there man, don't give up hope.
But you're not ugly, Fresh.
I never said you were ugly.
I know, I know, but...
Bro, you definitely did, man.
He has a Lamborghini, he's not ugly.
what is the parent?
We're again gotta go second.
I had them all the whole time.
Okay. That's not a point.
I'll take any What is the meaning of this?
The point is man, there's hope for you, bro.
You can improve in other areas of your life.
Looks aren't everything.
Trust me when I say this, bro.
So you're looking at him now.
You're pointing at him now.
But technically speaking, I don't want a Lamborghini right now.
Okay. I'm loyal, man. I'm loyal. What's up?
I'm loyal, man.
I'm a man of God, bro.
You know, I got a wifey now.
I settled down.
Not again, bro!
Man! This China, now France.
Listen, man.
You know, we were in the car last night going for a ride.
Just getting some late night snacks, man.
Well, can you take me for a ride in your...
Listen, listen, listen.
I've been through it.
She'll be okay with it, bro.
She'll be alright.
No, no, she will be, but the thing is, though, you gotta deserve a seat in my Ferrari.
You feel me?
This guy.
You can't handle me, nigga.
You can't.
Alright, let's move on, man.
Aw, shit.
I'm Nigerian down below, nigga.
Trust me.
You don't want that fire.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
The Simpsons!
Paws! And I mean heavy paws, but whatever happened to Fresh's balls?
See? That's my dog.
Niggas know about my status.
I would say this, bro.
That's the big paws.
What the fuck, man?
Are y'all paws on the internet somewhere?
They're not, but I think maybe.
It's probably Fresh Updates or something like that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Where'd it go?
You know what, Moe, they said that was you.
No, it was not me!
But it's not.
The actual dude, he's from the UK.
What? Yeah!
He a bloke?
Yeah. All right, what do we got here?
First one he says, what?
A sense of loud sunnery.
Well, hold on.
Let me become myself here again, man.
So stuttering actually is a benefit so let me explain right whenever you stutter as a man Especially people look down on you a little bit,
right? Yeah, but this is a chance to actually outshine them and do better because now Looking down on you, but they don't know you actually really smart So it's helped me in a lot of scenarios, especially but what I will say is that like, you know But how do you if you want to dirty talk to your girl?
Like, do you stutter?
No, I don't stutter.
I don't stutter.
Why are you stuttering?
Fresh is mad smooth.
But no, no, I don't stutter, like, when I go outside or when I go on dates.
Oh, okay.
It's more like a thing online, basically.
Yeah. It's like a stick.
Don't worry, he won't stutter when he's going to talk to you.
I think if you, like, talk slow, Then you wouldn't like stutter too much.
Do you know the way?
Like if you talk slow, like you're not your words.
I tend to like...
Watch your switch sides, quickly!
She's already visiting you.
Do you stutter when you dirty talk?
Bro, don't worry, he got you, man.
He has a girl.
I have a girlfriend, man.
Don't worry, three songs, man.
She's bi, fresh.
She's bi.
She'll do the three songs.
Actually, she is bi.
Well, actually...
Hold on, hold on, let me...
Girls like me, like, every time, ever since I've been in Miami, I've gotten more compliments from girls than guys.
She don't talk, so it'll be good.
This girl don't talk at all, bro.
Good. Good job.
Ayo Fresh, thanks for letting me borrow the Rolls Royce.
Thanks again for letting me borrow the Rolls Royce the other day, man.
I appreciate it.
Did you fit in it?
I fit in it.
Hey, hey, listen.
If I start talking my shit, you're gonna start looking at me the same way you're looking at Fresh.
You better watch yourself, baby.
It feels sassy.
You better watch yourself, baby.
You better watch yourself, baby.
Wait, Myron, I'm making you laugh.
Do you like that?
No, I'm just laughing at this exchange.
I told you I like everyone.
I believe you now, bro.
Yes or no?
You like her?
She's cool.
Where's she from?
That's not how she really looks.
She probably got work done on her face.
Damn, haters, right?
Damn, why you hatin', bro?
Why you hatin', man?
Oh, yeah.
White girls always be hatin', bro.
I know, bro.
Who said black girls always be hatin'?
Oh, I won't tell you, man.
Nah, she ain't shit.
Oh, no.
Because why couldn't it be a sister?
No! Nigga, she's black.
Yo, what is that gif?
That is not a black girl.
Nigga, she's black.
She is not black.
What's her name?
No, that's not who she is.
No, she's not.
Bro, I promise you she's black.
Where is she from?
Algeria. Bro.
She ain't that real black.
What? She ain't that real black.
Hold on, hold on.
Is she white?
Yes. No, she's not.
Algerians are not black.
They are, what is it?
Arabs or something.
They're not black.
Bro, it's Africa.
No, I'm sorry.
And there comes the colorism.
See, this is why we got a problem in America.
I'll be honest, bro.
I don't consider Algerians black.
They are not black.
Some of them are, some of them are.
It's like saying Moroccans are black.
Some of them are black.
Even Moroccans don't even say they are black.
Some of them are blacker than me.
It depends.
Some Algerians are black, some aren't.
It depends.
Nigga, she's actually black, bro.
But they're Arabs, bro.
The box is too far in there.
They're like full-on Arabs.
Just sayin'.
Alright, let's move forward, man.
$36.90.
How much does...
But, Chris, you're actually a bum.
Thank you, man.
Uh, Hope Fletcher.
Ladies, guess the body count of the girl next to you.
And one thing that led you to that...
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Alright, we're gonna start right here.
Yes. With Miss Married Girl.
Uh... Guess her body count.
Yeah, well, guess her body count.
And then...
Why? And then you can go ahead and correct her if she's wrong.
Yeah. We give you the chance to correct.
Okay. Alright.
Remember, she's Nigerian.
Yep. She just quickly gave me that side-eye already.
Bombastic side-eye!
Bombastic side-eye.
Maybe 20?
More or less?
That's what I was asking at first.
If you guys counted There's no way she a virgin,
bro. You guys said no too.
Hold on.
You said no.
At 22, you've experienced.
You're being penetrated though.
No, you guys said if the girl is using a strap-on, it doesn't count.
You have two exes.
They didn't smash one time?
Yeah, niggas sending gifts.
Come on, man.
We got you.
At least two, bro.
Two exes, man.
At least two.
Come on, man.
Nah, she hurt her elbow, and now she's a virgin, bro.
It's within that range that she said.
Yeah? Yeah.
It is?
Yeah. Okay, that means it's higher.
Yeah, I guess hers.
Wait, what made you choose that number?
Look at her.
In the eyes.
Look at me!
I'm the captain now.
I guess...
If I wanted to be real.
Be real real, son.
It's how you are definitely presenting yourself and how and it's giving me know what and So far everything that I've been listening to regarding your choice and in in the people you want to date hmm, but but that's that's again, it's my opinion and Everyone has one.
I'm not upset.
No. Yeah, I mean, you're right.
Thank you.
Yeah Yeah All right What about, uh, what do you think hers is?
Um... Come on, be real.
Yeah, you can be real, man.
No, no, I'm going to.
Don't forget she's 30. I don't want you to be upset.
It's just the stereotypes, like, weighing my brain.
You know, like the tattoos and, you know.
Um, I'm going to say 50. 50. Okay.
50? 50?
Is that not good for 30?
That's 50!
50? That ain't that bad.
50 is bad.
Don't look at me.
No, but she was being nice.
She was being nice about it.
Are you being generous?
But when you look like me, you're picky.
You ain't picky with 50 bodies?
No, I'm saying that I don't have to sleep with 50 because the way I look, I'm picky.
Okay, so what's the actual number?
Yeah, correct her if you want.
Huh? What's the actual number?
If you go, huh, you can hear.
It ain't 50. No,
I didn't say you I meant generally speaking a lot of women tend to do that in the podcast Okay, no.
Okay, that's fine.
What about her?
Simone, you said 49?
Nine. In a half.
Yeah, I already said that.
Nine. She said it earlier.
Where do you live?
Me? In Miami.
No, which part?
Gardens. Miami Gardens.
Oh, she's going to get it this morning.
I'm from Miami Gardens, but I don't know.
We say body count we mean sexually not violently, you know Or did you go to nor did you go to northern care city?
Hi, I went to Listen, I used to live in Pines as well.
I used to live in West Pines area.
And I used to live in Towngate, West Pines.
I'll tell you this right now, man.
I had a friend who was a pharmacist.
He would tell me about his, you know, clients sometimes.
Not obviously details, but like, you know, the genders of people coming in for And I'm mad I put the ninth one up.
I just gotta take it with, you know, take it with a chain.
I still can't believe she said 50. That's crazy.
No, she on your ass.
I wanna say 50. Yeah, like 50, shorty.
Okay, Hope Flation says, ladies, name three countries.
Name three bags of hair hats.
No, just name three countries.
We'll start here.
Countries. You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
Belize. Columbia.
Jamaica? Okay.
Bumboclaat! Three countries.
Okay. Alright.
Perfect. That is a country!
You could have said Nigeria.
Stupid! Do you know the way?
Well, now you can't say that.
You don't know the way.
Okay, what about you?
Italy, Algeria, and Belgium.
Name one more.
Wait, Belgium?
Yeah, one more though.
Because we said Algeria earlier.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Haiti. Hey!
Oh, you know what?
Name three jungles.
What? I hate you.
I should get you from Africa, bro.
Come on.
The safari.
Okay. Okay.
I don't know.
Kenya. Congo.
I already said three.
Congo. She's right.
But that's what I said though.
Okay. So we'll give her the jungles.
What about you?
Indonesia, Malaysia, and Singapore.
Damn. On point.
Okay. All right.
They, uh, named three countries, but she failed.
I told her to name three jungles, but she didn't.
All right.
Um, okay.
It's very interesting how all the women besides the one that is next to mine has this incredible ego without actually accomplishing anything.
So the girl, uh, two from fresh, why is your ego so big?
Don't you understand that you're disgustingly ugly?
Wait, who's he talking about?
Tupfer Fresh.
It's the girl in the middle right.
You're talking about Rochester?
I feel like you're the ones that ruin society.
You don't contribute to anything to the world and you think you have a golden vagina, WMO.
L Bills.
Fresh, please don't read my super chat.
It's too late, nigga.
Well, wait, what?
Why'd he say L Bills?
They kind of been beefing.
Okay, all right.
What'd he say?
Latrice, can you show these degenerates how to be proper?
Do you regret your trucker tattoo?
It's horrible.
Thanks for actually pronouncing things correctly.
Ally Bonics.
Who the fuck is that?
Wait, what the hell?
Wait, what trucker tattoo?
I'm so lost.
Me too.
Who's Latrice?
I'm Latrice.
Oh. I'm Latrice.
Uh, great job with the camera angles.
Chris, get your shit together, you degenerate, bad-livered, semi-down-syndrome-dry genius.
Yeah, I see why he's beating with this nigga, man.
What the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff And then I was like, hell yeah, W Colonels.
Gross. All right.
That's all right.
All right.
Niggas supporting, bro.
Hey, you know what I realized, bro, about the chat?
They're fucking awesome.
And I love when they engage.
Listen, Elfresh to me means a W because you're talking in the chat.
So I love it, bro.
Keep spamming Elfresh in the chat.
Elmo, Elbow, whatever you want us to.
It's fine.
All right.
What else we got here?
Ladies, let's explore concept.
One, do you think a woman being labeled a pick-me is a bad thing?
Two, do you think not being a pick-me is a good thing for a woman?
Okay, what about you?
Do you agree with that sentiment?
I think it's...
I don't know.
I think it's bad.
Okay. I think it's bad.
In your instance, you're saying it could be good and bad, so it could be bad when it's too much.
When can it be good then, if ever?
It's good because sometimes men do like the girl that's more up on them.
You know, girl that's laid back.
So what is a pick me?
When the girl's like, hey me!
Like, I don't know.
Just overly do things.
Yeah. Like what?
Like, okay, so it could be...
She's doing too much.
Yeah, and it's a whole bunch of girls.
It's so big, I'm trying to...
She's trying to get married.
Give me some specificity here.
It could be one guy, a group of girls, and it's just one girl that do the most.
Oh, one that stands for attention.
Yeah. Okay, so that makes sense, because I've been called that forever, but it's not for that reason.
What was it for?
Because I advocate for men.
Yeah, that's what I was I was gonna ask like what definition is because it feels like the definition changes so much well women use it And it's not really like a clear-cut definition because in some cases it's a woman that serves her man.
Yeah. In other ways, it's a woman that tries too hard to please her man.
In some ways, it's a girl that is giving a guy too much attention or a girl that agrees with what the men are saying when they're having a conversation.
So women use pick me kind of...
I've noticed this.
There's no real definition of it.
You guys use it to attack women that...
To shame.
That know what they're doing.
But you know what's crazy?
In my eyes...
That's when I say it's in a good way because look you said...
The girl knows what she's doing because some guys like the girls that's on them.
But a pick-me is not a bad thing because who doesn't want to be picked anyway?
My thing is that you want to be picked, right?
By a guy, no?
No, so the main definition that I know about is a pick-me is someone who's like extremely male-centered and always wanting male attention, even to the detriment of, I guess, her friends and people close to her.
So it's a situation where, like, if Let me say, a pygmy would be someone like if you see your guy friend doing something wrong, I guess, to another girl or someone, instead of you to advocate for the girl or try to stop it, you would just kind of like not do anything about it and you would still defend the guy if, you know, something happens.
So that's what pygmy used to be.
But now on the internet, it's like anything.
Like she said, like if you say, I love my man, No, and it's not even just for that.
It's for the simple fact that I will hold other women accountable when I get called out.
Yeah, you'll say you'll pick me for anything.
It's very vague.
If you say anything that's pro-man as a female, they're going to call you pick me.
The definition has been watered down so much and it's lost the original meaning.
There are some women that are male-centered that do cause and bring harm to other women.
So that was the main definition.
But now it's now like, oh, I love my man.
Why do these broads get so mad though?
Y'all want equality.
And then when it arises, suddenly it's a problem.
I don't understand that.
They want equality, but then when they're being held accountable, it becomes a problem.
Well, sometimes.
That is the plight of women.
Yeah. Yeah.
They get even more mad when women do it though.
They even get, they're like, what the fuck?
Like, cause you're, to them, they look at it like you're betraying this sisterhood.
Yeah. So they get really mad.
Who's the biggest pick me, you think, online right now?
Female? Yeah.
They would say Pearl Davis.
I don't even...
Yeah, yeah, Pearl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why you say Pearl?
I was on Twitter one time and they were roasting her.
Who was that?
She's this...
What does she do?
She's a YouTuber, I think.
They assume that she's like a straight-up woman hater.
Yeah. I don't think she's a pick me.
I think she's aware of women.
If women listen to her, they would actually be in a much better position.
But again, that comes back to what it is like when you advocate for men, you're going to be called a pick me no matter what.
That's that's what it's come down to.
I would say she's more on the on the guy side for sure.
I got like attacked.
So on social media, I got literally attacked left to right by a bunch of women by a bunch of women because all because I said that While Let me guess black girls what why it was basically It was on my Instagram.
So That video ended up getting about over 30,000 views all because I was attacking Well, I wouldn't say I was attacking but I was kind of like rebutting against this woman.
That is a divorce attorney She says men don't want wives.
They want moms Okay My thing is that when they always say, oh, they don't want a wife, they want a mommy.
OK. Let me let me ask you, what makes you think that a man is going to want a woman that is not going to be nurturing and caring in the household?
Hmm. Because that doesn't make any sense.
Good point.
There there's a reason that that applies if they want a mommy type of woman, because you guys are eventually going to have children, right?
They definitely are not going to have some selfish broad raising their kids.
That's not the idea now when I said and rebutted I said Okay, and a lot of women don't want a husband.
They want a daddy.
They want a walking ATM machine They want all that but then it's like suddenly they're like well men they don't provide no more No, it's not that they don't provide us.
They won't provide for you.
Yeah, that is true Yeah, but it goes back to what she said.
She said you want a generous man Yeah, cuz man with money that doesn't mean he's going to give it to you.
How do you know that?
Yeah Some men are stingy.
Some men are stingy.
Who though?
How do you know that?
How do I know what?
That they're stingy.
I've came across a stingy man with money.
So why do you think?
Wait, why do you?
So hold on.
So he made money but he didn't want to spend it on you?
He was just very particular.
He was very particular and he kind of like breadcrumbed.
But I was young.
But isn't that his money though?
Right. I wasn't offended.
That's what he wanted.
But I'm saying it goes back to what she says.
A lot of women go for men with money, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's going to break that bread with you.
Like she said.
Why should he have to?
No, but some women are entitled and they feel like he has to.
Yeah. But that doesn't mean he have to.
But it goes back to what her quote said.
A generous man.
Because a generous man will give.
If he wants to.
What will you offer to him?
I see the need and I meet it.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
How? Money?
No. Men don't care for women that have status or money.
They don't.
How would you meet it then?
For instance, if...
He's a guy a lot of man wants their tummy full.
So if I know he's he's gonna be home Okay, I'm gonna make sure the hot meal is on on it on the table.
I mean he has money.
It's called Okay, if he has say there's clothes that he was washing and I'm I'm just that type of person where I will fold those clothes He doesn't want to spend his money on a mate.
I mean he's spending more money on he wouldn't have to spend the money on me when he has me to do it Yeah, you got no choice now.
I do think like if you're with a guy and he's a higher earner and he's like stingy you know it's your job I think to make him generous right I think you know any guy Bye.
Even if they're stingy, if they're with a girl that they like.
Like, they'll take care of her if they have the capability.
I just think that a lot of women just might not, like...
I think a lot of girls shoot themselves in the foot.
They'll get with a guy that has money and they'll do some dumb shit.
And that guy will be like, ugh, okay.
Like what?
I can't.
It could be anything.
Like, they'll start partying with their friends, like, every week.
And a crude death?
Yeah, it'll be like, um, yeah.
Partying too much.
Drinking alcohol.
Using drugs.
Maybe you having guy friends.
Dressing provocatively.
You know, it could be a multitude of different things.
Maybe even the music that you listen to.
Like, oh, she's got a ghetto.
Sloppy drunk.
Like, getting sloppy drunk.
The thing that sucks for you guys is he's not going to tell you.
He's just gonna disqualify you.
And like you won't even know the difference.
He'll smash you though.
So like yeah, he'll have sex with you, he'll continue to date you, he'll continue to see you.
That's unfair.
In the back of his mind.
But what if he falls back in love with you while he's smashing you and doing all those things?
It's not gonna happen.
I mean, typically if you do something that like, let's say the guy has money, right?
And you guys have been seeing each other for 6, 7, 8 months, 9 months, 10 months.
Qualified you from actually moving further in a relationship.
What's a way for us to detect when a guy has disqualified us?
Because you say we don't know how to detect rejections.
Their actions, not their words.
That's a part of it for sure.
Him not willing to elevate you, right?
Like from, you know, girlfriend to like maybe something more serious or a main girl.
That's the biggest thing is like if you don't get elevated within a year.
Like if you don't get elevated within a year like something is How long does it take a man to make that decision though?
Well, for me I say six months to a year, closer to a year for me.
But a lot of guys will wife a girl up immediately'cause they're idiots.
So a lot of guys, no offense, but a lot of guys will give all their power up and wife a girl up right away.
Or what'll happen is, let's say he does wife you up, like an idiot, he jumped the gun too early, and then you do some shit he don't like.
Then he's like, oh man.
But the problem is that he's already bought in.
So what'll happen is he'll just start getting lazier in a relationship.
Buyer's remorse.
He'll get buyer's remorse, but he won't straight up tell you, oh, I'm done with you.
So that happens a lot too, where they jump the gun, oh, I wanna be with you, and then you do some fuck shit.
Because the problem is that, and this is what I tell guys all the time, you can't commit to a woman early on.
Because when you commit to a girl early on, she thinks, oh, I'm fine the way that I am, so I'm gonna continue to be me, because he committed to me.
So, you might do some shit, and think like it's all good like this is what he committed to but he might be like oh man i got second thoughts now like who's this nigga she's friends with or why did she hang out with this girl she's a thot or damn she did cocaine this time oh my wow or she drinks a lot so he's gonna start having second thoughts and like just kind of pull back a little bit he'll still be in a relationship with you but he'll pull back damn she cut her hair so nope yeah it's something even like that yeah cut her hair yeah shit like that so um so yeah i think like you
know Women just have to be very cautious in the beginning.
I shouldn't even be admitting that, but you gotta be really cautious.
What else?
Ladies, if a woman calls you a pick-me, then you call her the opposite of pick-me, a skip-me.
Question ladies, have a woman you were friends with ever cock-blocked a guy for trying to shoot a shot with you?
Let's say you're out with a group of girls and a guy approaches to shoot a shot, then a girl blocks you.
Did you allow it to happen or did you alley-oop?
Can I go back to telling y'all friends to shut up when a man trying to compliment you or ask you out?
Okay, so we'll just make this simple.
Have you ever been out and a guy that you actually like approached you and your friend fucked it up and said, oh no, she good?
Some shit like that?
Yeah. It's happened to you before?
Did she do it out of like, sometimes they do it with good intentions, other times they do it because they really are on some bitchy shit.
Did she do it?
What did she do it for?
I don't know what it was for.
She was jealous?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, okay, so she...
Damn. What'd she do?
Like, she just said, like, no, she good?
Oh, don't talk to him.
Don't talk to him.
Oh, she told you that?
Yeah. Hater.
Damn. And you followed her, right?
No. Oh, you talked to him anyway?
If I'm attracted to a person, I'm gonna talk to whoever I want.
Yeah, but did you talk to him that time, though?
Yeah. You did?
Okay. You're different.
All right, what about you?
Yeah, most women follow their friends, right?
That never happened to me.
Okay, what about you?
Um, no, that has never happened to me.
Really? No, she would look at me to be sure.
She would just like call me and say like, Hey, are you okay?
Do you like him?
Like, are you good?
And I'll tell her, yeah, I'm good.
And then she'll let me.
What about you?
Never? No.
There's a reason because I do not allow female friends to get into my personal love life until after the fact.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd be side by side with each other, man.
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why you hatin', bro?
Specialized in chicken.
Wingstop? Alright, go ahead.
McGooey's? Yeah, I don't gotta answer that, bro.
It's the controller, man.
I like Jollibee.
What you know about Jollibee?
What is that?
What you know about that?
Sorry, Monos.
Yo, yo, uh...
Cali. What time is...
Big, I got lots of Filipinos out there.
Yeah, same.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Then we'll, uh, we'll get this thing going.
I got this one or you got it?
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Yep. All right, what else?
Anything else, Julie?
All right, we'll get last thoughts of the girls, right?
Yep. Yeah, because I think some of the girls have got to roll out, guys.
Ladies, thank you for coming to the show.
Thoughts on the show?
Hate it, love it.
How is it for you?
And we'll start right here.
I like it.
I like it.
Pretty direct, straight forward.
Yep. Cool.
Yeah, I like the show.
It was really fun.
You guys are not as bad.
Because when I told my friend I was coming here, she was like, Start sharing your location immediately.
I was like, what?
Yeah, she was like, yeah, you don't you never know what may happen with those guys like they hit women they Like you think is good clothes.
Oh, he's famous.
No, it's like he's famous for a bad thing.
So yeah hurts your chances actually Yeah, so I was like, I mean I had to I did a little bit of research and I was like well Some of the girls on here were saying some dumb shit.
I would even do that She's not a dumbass.
Well, you guys have a reputation, a bad reputation, so...
Yeah, but if she thought you was in danger, why'd she let you go in the first place?
Well, she wasn't trying to come on the podcast.
That's why I did my research, and she didn't.
Yeah, maybe Chris Wright.
Hey, listen, man.
Like, just show me your friend's photo, and then I'll roast her and all that.
She made an assumption without doing any research.
Maybe Chris is right.
No, you guys have, you just, you have, you know, the narrative online is about, you guys know how they think about you guys.
Hey, listen, you're smart, you did the research, you came anyway, so that'll be you, man.
Yeah, I mean, I don't, yeah.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
We're comedians.
But I mean, it's funny.
I really enjoyed the show.
I also wanted to tell you, I'll tell you Myron, like when you, I did watch a clip where you were speaking about top, what do you call them?
High value men.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then you always seem to mention athletes and rappers.
Yep. I just, I don't know if it's a question or if it's a suggestion.
Why don't you add like doctors, surgeons, finance guys, engineers and stuff?
Okay, because if I mention like those guys and I'm talking to a girl a lot of times because like that's what she wants.
Oh, but but but no, I mean like yeah, higher earning guys like doctors, lawyers, etc.
Yeah, I've mentioned that before.
Okay. Okay.
Because I was like, I always just hear rappers and I'm like, I think okay, now those guys are idiots most of the time.
Anyway, fucking retards.
All right.
I'm fresh.
You are you're four over 10. Well, she said you're four out of 10. And looks.
Oh, Nigga, I don't care, nigga.
I get what I want, bro.
Once I get what I want, bro, I don't give a fuck.
I was just joking.
I know, I know, I know.
It's all good, man.
He said he got two points.
He got one of them two points.
It's all good, man.
What about you, Miss Rochester?
I enjoyed it.
It was cool.
Y'all cool.
I kind of wanted some spice, but...
Oh, you want to get sassy with her, bro?
All right, baby bitch.
Next time you start it, I'll be here with the Henny, okay?
I don't drink Henny.
I don't drink at all.
I'm gonna drink Henny.
He would drink Henny.
All right.
What about you?
No, it was good.
You had a good time?
I had a great time.
I think I'll come back.
No, I was scared.
I was terrified.
I think I texted Chris like, I'm nervous.
And he was like, don't worry, just come.
I'm like, okay.
But yeah.
Well, you're a great panelist.
You've shown us that we have hope.
in the community.
So did we at least change the perception for the black?
This was a comedy skit, by the way.
Yeah. I was gonna put my clanhood on it.
Guys, we will be back.
Oh yeah, I'll do FedReacts on Sunday, and then Wednesday we'll have fresh stuff for you guys.
We'll be back for After Hours on Wednesday, and I'll catch you guys on Sunday for Myron Gaines X on FedReacts.
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