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April 1, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

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	With five levels...
	Weekend after Ultra, let's get into it!
	Let's go!
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	I know the night is not just what seemed.
	I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
	This night and I will never tell a sign.
	If you get your need and I will never tell a sign.
	What's in the...
	Alright. Alright, what's up guys?
	Welcome to the Freshly Podcast, man.
	After our edition, man.
	We're back, man, with the third show for the day for you guys, man.
	Today we're pretty early, man.
	We're not late.
	We're just on time.
	Yeah, we're pretty much right on time, man.
	So, 11 p.m. start time.
	Welcome, guys.
	We had Greg Cardone earlier.
	That was a good interview.
	We're going to bring him back for a part two for you guys, really get into the real estate stuff when it comes to the commercial game.
	Yep. Because we've talked quite a bit about residential real estate, so we'll be able to give you guys kind of a crash course on the commercial side.
	Also, we will be at the event in end of May.
	Yeah. So we're going to be there as Grant's guest, so that's going to be a good time.
	So if you guys want to meet us, we'll be there.
	Probably he's going to hold it in Aventura, I'm guessing.
	Yeah, Turnberry.
	It's for real estate, investing, how to get into real estate, how to get into a fund, and get your own real estate for yourself and your family.
	Yeah, so if you guys want to meet us, whatever it may be, come on through.
	We'll be down there late May.
	Also, this week, guys, so tomorrow, I think we're going to have Homeathon.
	No, not tomorrow.
	Wednesday. Wednesday.
	Wednesday, we're going to have him.
	You know who that is, right?
	The YouTube channel?
	Yeah. He's going to come on the show Wednesday.
	We're going to talk about, you know, stats and dating and shit like that.
	He's a good friend of Star Teen.
	Oh, is he?
	Very good friend, yeah.
	He's Anon, so, like, he doesn't...
	He's going to be on Zoom call, but he's not going to show his face.
	Nice guy.
	So, yeah, so we're going to have home out on Wednesday, and then Thursday, guys, I'm going to be going to Austin, Texas.
	I'll be there all day, but I will be back Friday.
	Stop the cab.
	Yeah, I'll be back Friday.
	That was not me.
	I don't want to stay in Texas.
	That's not no fucking cab.
	So, we'll be out with the Infowars, guys.
	It's going to be a good time out there in Austin, Texas.
	I'll be back on Friday.
	I'm going to try to get back and give you guys an episode of Debris and then we'll do probably a call-in show and then after ours.
	Cool. Sounds good.
	And then we leave on...
	Well, you leave before me to Penn State.
	Yes. I'll be at Penn State April 7th, guys.
	Going to be debating some college students and liberals.
	How dare you!
	And then right after that, when do we gotta go to UK?
	The 9th?
	Yeah, right away.
	9th. The 9th we leave.
	Yeah, so the 10th we do the shows.
	So we need to be there beforehand.
	Oh, we gotta leave like the 8th then.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	It's an action-packed April at the very beginning.
	Damn. Alright, so this is the last full week they're gonna get then.
	Yeah, for a little bit.
	Not even, because Thursday I'm out.
	That too.
	But, you know, for personal purposes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay. So yeah, so guys, okay, so...
	Tomorrow I'll be doing a debrief.
	I'll react to World War III as well from Kanye West.
	Okay? That'll be tomorrow, 5 p.m.
	Alright? And we're going to cover the news as always.
	I'm going to give you guys part two.
	I didn't finish talking about the potential Iranian war.
	Then Wednesday we got homeathlon.
	Yes. After hours.
	Thursday I will be in Austin.
	So tune in to Infowars on Thursday.
	And then at 1 p.m.
	I'll be live at 1 p.m. and I'll be live again at 6. I'll be on Owen Schroer's show and then I'll be on Alex Jones' show.
	Nice. Alright?
	Then Friday, guys, we're going to do debrief, and then I'm going to try to fly back, do a debrief, then we're going to do Fresh to Fit, probably call and show for you guys, then after hours, and then after that, Sunday will be Penn State, and Monday, Sunday and Monday will be Penn State, and then UK right after.
	So next week, guys, we're probably going to be out of, yeah, we're going to be gone next week.
	Speaking of out-of-town events, how was Ultra for you guys?
	You guys went to Ultra, right?
	Yeah, it was awesome.
	Your voice is gone.
	Yeah. Literally gone.
	It was so good.
	What was better?
	Saturday or Sunday?
	Saturday? Oh.
	Honestly, Sunday.
	I thought you were going to say Friday.
	Sunday was better.
	Even though it was raining, it was so fun.
	Is everyone on drugs there?
	Or is that like a myth?
	I mean, some people are.
	We weren't.
	No, honestly, we weren't on anything.
	We didn't even get a chance to drink because of all the rain.
	Like, we were having to walk through.
	Oh, yeah, it did rain.
	Damn. Yeah, but that honestly made it more fun.
	We love rain.
	We love nature.
	Like, because it made us, like, excited to get there.
	You know, like, it made it so much more worth it because we were like, once we got there, it was like, All this time, all this, like, we put so much into it.
	It's finally going through.
	Thank God, like, everything went great.
	I guess it's better than the sun in your face, I guess.
	All day.
	What? Real shower.
	Stay clean.
	Yeah. Real shower.
	In the mud.
	Alright, Chris?
	What about you, bro?
	Hey, guys!
	My name is Chris.
	Yeah, hello, Weekend.
	Yeah, hello, Weekend.
	You know, ultra people out here, drugs and shit, rain.
	No, hey, y'all's on the panel.
	Hey, y'all!
	W, it's Monday.
	You guys have a show.
	Fuck it.
	Stop complaining.
	Sorry on fuck you in the chat and YouTube.
	Where can they find you?
	Find me on Twitch and OnlyFans.
	Let's have a great show.
	That was actually pretty good, Chris.
	No stutter at all.
	You know, almost made me believe that he actually went to Ultra for a second.
	I'm impressed.
	Probably did.
	I'll try.
	But yeah, so guys, so that's our schedule for the week.
	And then next week, I don't think we're going to be here, but we'll be back the week after.
	Yes. Depending on some things that I'm finalizing.
	We might go somewhere else after...
	Habibi! We might go somewhere else after the United Kingdom, but...
	We'll reserve that for later.
	We'll see.
	Anything other announcements for us?
	That's pretty much it.
	And then tomorrow I go live with Gary on 305 Podcast and Tuesday and Thursday.
	Yes. Okay.
	And what time do you guys go live on that?
	What's the time?
	8 p.m.
	Nigga time.
	You know what that means.
	8 p.m.?
	I thought, weren't y'all going at like 9 and stuff or 10?
	We say 8, but we start at like 8.39.
	Just keeping it real, man.
	Just keeping it real, bro.
	It's all good, bro.
	It's all good.
	So, yeah.
	Okay, cool.
	Yeah, we'll go ahead and read some chats, guys.
	But that's what we got for the week.
	So no debrief on Thursday, guys.
	That's the big thing I want to tell y'all as well.
	No debrief on Thursday.
	Also, Lil Baby might get stuff coming down the pipeline.
	You saw that stuff?
	From the indictment?
	Really? Yeah, Lil Baby's in trouble, bro.
	You know what, bro?
	I actually called this out when Young Thug got indicted.
	I said that there's a good chance that YPF will be next.
	Someone leaked a list that the Fallen County DA's office was looking at, and 4PF was on that list, alongside YSL.
	Yeah, two kids actually died, and the cops were blaming Lil Baby for it for the gang war, basically, because he went in a rival city's place to, I guess, film a music video, and then they came and shot, and they got killed, the kids got killed, and they're blaming Lil Baby for it.
	Oh, so he filmed the music video?
	In his rival's territory.
	And then that caused backlash that led to two deaths.
	Yes, two kids.
	Damn! Were there two deaths from his gang or from the opposite?
	I'm not sure the actual details of that, but I know two kids died for sure.
	Yeah. Fucking dumbass.
	Is that viable to charge him?
	Yeah, because what they're going to do is they're going to use their...
	Basically, they said they're going to go to the full extent to get him fucked up.
	Rico? Yeah, I didn't know if you guys want me to open up that can of worms.
	Nah, not yet.
	Well, it'll be a fire episode for debrief.
	It'll be fire.
	Yeah, I'll mention that tomorrow.
	But yeah, they're going to use...
	They're 100% going to...
	If they got that kind of media, they're going to use Rico's statutes against them for that.
	Yeah, they want him gone, bro.
	Yeah, Rico's like the government's way of charging everybody at the same time.
	It's basically the lazy nigga way of going after everybody.
	For real.
	That's what they do.
	Like, oh, you're a member of this gang?
	Alright, you're going to go down.
	It's kind of unfair, but...
	And then there's a celebrity case, so they're going to always want to take that.
	Yeah, it's sexy.
	All right, ladies, start with that intro.
	It's been long.
	I'm going to look into the show.
	You're like, Lil Baby, who's that?
	No, I didn't know who he is.
	You know who Lil Baby is?
	Yeah. Wow.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	I was going to say, it's actually better that y'all don't know if you don't.
	That's such a good thing.
	That is a job, man.
	Hip-hop is trash.
	Okay, what do we got next?
	We'll read some chats.
	All right, Fresh and Fit, add this to my first super chat.
	I don't want it getting comedy skits.
	Okay. Fresh and Fit.
	This is to make it a total of $20.
	Don't... Okay, he's making fun of Moe.
	Yeah. Whoa.
	Ladies, do you find me attractive?
	Don't lie.
	If you don't, I didn't want you anyway.
	I like my woman like I like my coffee.
	Black and bitter.
	Length for girth and whiff.
	I'm a triple-tread.
	What the...
	Is that really him?
	Is that really him?
	No, that's a medium, man.
	I've seen that.
	I'm right.
	This nigga look like a Mexican George Washington, bro.
	Yo, real quick.
	I bought a dollar bill.
	This nigga looks like a fucking Mexican George Washington, bro.
	Nigga's name is Jorge Washington.
	Jorge Washington.
	We've been in the day.
	Smash or pass?
	Pass. Pass.
	Pass. Pass.
	Pass. And why though?
	Pass? Pass.
	What's wrong with him?
	Put that nigga on a dollar bill, man.
	What the hell?
	Jorge Washington, though.
	Come on, man.
	Tell me, that's not him.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	We the people.
	We the tacos.
	Love you.
	Yo. Damn.
	We the tacos.
	Okay. Bro.
	Oh, man.
	Well, they'll say no, sir.
	That's L. Put that nigga on a peso.
	That's the girls, though.
	I can't be him, bro.
	Bro, that shit crazy.
	Fresh updates.
	WFNF, can't wait to watch the show tonight.
	Been super busy this week, but ladies, when's the last time you apologized to a man and why?
	You comedians never take accountability.
	Be honest.
	So the last time you apologized to a man and why?
	We'll start here.
	To a man.
	To a man.
	To a man, okay.
	If you did it, it's fine, but we just want to know when.
	Like two months ago?
	Oh, for what?
	I swerved him.
	I mean...
	I think she's...
	You mean the slang version?
	Like you...
	No, she mean like car-wise.
	Like car-wise?
	No, like you tried to kiss me and I swerved him.
	Oh, okay.
	Wait, in the club?
	No, at my place.
	Oh! Wait, you brought him to your place?
	Yeah. And then you told him no?
	Well, no, I just swerved him.
	Like, I didn't say anything.
	Like he went to kiss you and you're just like...
	Yeah, she basically said, come over.
	He tried to make a move and she's like, oh, let me play hard to get now.
	Was he mad?
	I think he was upset.
	Hold on.
	Did he smash though?
	No. Oh.
	So question, what made you swear from?
	Because at the end of the day, you brought him to your place, which is like a safe haven for you.
	I was high and I was anxious.
	I was so anxious.
	So something he did wrong that...
	Made you dry up?
	No, I was just so out of it.
	I couldn't even function.
	Whoa. Damn, what drugs was that?
	Were you high or something?
	Yes. Was it weed?
	Yeah, it was weed.
	Was it your first time?
	No, it wasn't my first time.
	I just have a super low time.
	Hey, man, guys, lesson in the making right here.
	You're on a date with a chick, don't get high.
	She might get anxious, she might get nervous, and be like, wait, where am I?
	Because when she's sober, That's cool.
	When she's high, you don't know what it is.
	And honestly speaking, it could be anything.
	But she's high.
	Did you invite him when you were sober or when you were high?
	When I was high.
	Oh. Interesting.
	Would you invite him if you were sober?
	Well, yeah.
	You would have?
	Okay. So he's like, let me guess, he's like a friend zone dude?
	Why take him home in the first place?
	He's not in a friend zone?
	I don't know.
	He's just, he's distant now.
	So he was just there.
	Wait, but how'd you meet him though?
	Through a friend.
	So was he a friend that you met or like a one-time thing?
	What do you mean?
	This girl's high right now.
	She don't know shit right now.
	Okay. What he's asking is, were you guys platonic friends or romantically involved?
	Just friends.
	Just friends.
	Platonic. Yeah.
	Nothing sexual ever.
	I mean, we've made out before.
	What the fuck?
	Had you made out prior to him trying this?
	Yeah. Okay, so he understandably was annoyed.
	Yeah. Okay, see?
	She left that part out.
	You gotta keep prying out.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	She's making us sound like the nigga stupid or some shit for even trying.
	I swear at them.
	I swear at them.
	Like he was a weirdo.
	Yeah, but like your behavior prior was like contradictory to that.
	Because if he's weird, we can understand that.
	Yeah, but like...
	He would kiss you.
	Yeah, it makes sense.
	Yo, come on, man!
	You gotta tell the full story.
	Moving on, Smartly.
	Line by omission, I guess.
	What about you?
	When did you tell the guy you're sorry for something?
	Yesterday, I bumped into someone at the rave, and I was just trying to get through, and I felt so bad.
	That don't count, bro.
	Something else.
	I'll tell the rave.
	I guess.
	I told my brother I'm sorry because I accidentally let his dog outside the house.
	Alright. Okay.
	That was a sorry.
	What about that counts?
	That's her brother.
	I don't know, bro.
	Her voice is gone.
	I'm trying to give her some time, you know?
	That's fine.
	I mean, she said the words I'm sorry.
	It counts.
	What about you?
	The last time I said I'm sorry to a guy was a couple of days ago because we were getting into an argument and I think it was just me.
	I did something wrong, and then we're arguing, we're talking about it, and then I have a problem of talking loud and yelling.
	You yell?
	No way.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	No way.
	Shocking. No way.
	But no, it was my fault.
	I take full responsibility.
	I think I shouldn't have overreacted the way that I reacted, and I apologized, and yeah, I took responsibility of my actions.
	Wow. Yeah, I did it.
	Shocking. Did he respond?
	Yeah, and he was like, I'm glad that you came to figure out what happened, and I took a deep breath, and I agreed, and I said, I respect your boundaries.
	Is that a first?
	I took a deep breath, but it takes a lot to do that.
	Yeah. It takes a lot.
	Understandable. What about you?
	I think it was yesterday or Saturday.
	Yes. And I said, I'm sorry to this guy because I'm always telling you yes.
	I'm going to see you today, but I'm always working.
	So you flick on him all the time?
	That's not funny, man.
	You don't follow me on Instagram just because, you know what?
	You're impossible.
	I'm like, I'm always working.
	You're always working, huh?
	If I'm not working, I'm at the gym, so I'm almost tired, and then I got to go to work.
	The gym?
	Okay, what if this is the man of your dreams where you're like, eh, I'll put you off, I'll put you off.
	You never know.
	I've been thinking about that lately.
	I'm like, what the fuck I'm doing?
	And now he's like, damn, she's playing games?
	I want to play games, too.
	You never know.
	She's probably checked out at this point.
	Hold on, what do you do for work?
	Me? Yeah.
	I'm a server, and I work for private events as a server, and I also work as a mate in a boat.
	Oh, okay.
	She's always working all right.
	And I was, yes, during the weekend working 14 hours.
	That's your own boat, man.
	But she works a lot.
	That's your own boats, bro.
	You gotta tell him what's up, though, because that ain't cool, man.
	And I had to go to sleep early, so I gotta wake up early to run, so it's like...
	Bro, you don't like him, bro.
	So you told him sorry that you couldn't make it?
	That don't count, man.
	I don't know.
	He flicked on him.
	He's already tired of me, like, saying no, no, no, I can't again.
	So I said, like, I'm sorry.
	So he don't care?
	So what, this is like your 10th time telling him no?
	Well, no, did he stop messaging you?
	Not yet, but it's like seven times that he's been telling me like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
	He's a dumbass for still messaging you.
	No options, bro.
	That nigga should have been stopped talking to you, bro.
	After like once, twice, cooked.
	Hey, my Billy, you know what?
	I just want to smash it in.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, you're working, so it makes sense.
	I guess.
	What about you?
	I honestly don't remember.
	I believe her.
	Okay. That's fair.
	I'm surprised it's not more than one girl saying that.
	Do any of you guys have a boyfriend or no?
	All of you are single?
	Yeah. I believe him.
	Life is good.
	Life is very good.
	So good.
	What happened here?
	I believe him.
	What's up next?
	Oh, we don't have no chats.
	Oh, that's it?
	Alright, cool.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Welcome back to the show, actually.
	Name, age, what you do for living?
	Daisy Phoenix.
	18. I do OnlyFans and I shoot mainstream porn.
	She belongs to the streets!
	Okay, once again, dating status?
	Single. Parents, are they together still?
	No. Education level, highest one?
	High school.
	Birth control?
	No. Chris?
	Body count?
	69. That's corny as fuck.
	69? Come on, man!
	Really? Yeah, it's actually 69. Nah, bro.
	Now I know why that nigga was mad.
	Hey, you fuck for free.
	You fuck for your job.
	You over smashed me.
	I'll be pissed, too.
	Yeah, you swore with him?
	Wait, did you ever smash him?
	No, I want to, though.
	You don't want to.
	No, you dog, bro.
	You had the chance.
	He gave you a chance.
	I'm confused, man.
	I'm confused.
	Oh, were you on your time of the month?
	No, she said she was high.
	Yes. Right?
	That's why you said no?
	You can be high on your time of the month.
	Yeah. Go ahead, Mo.
	What do you want to ask?
	Yeah, you were at the time of the month.
	No, I wasn't.
	I was having complications.
	Like, I could not actually.
	Like, I couldn't.
	Oh, too much dicks earlier.
	Now I know why he was upset.
	Because I'm like, well, what?
	Now it makes sense.
	She had made out with him before, and she does corn.
	So he's like, bro, what the fuck, man?
	I thought he had a chance, man.
	You let him on.
	And you guys had never smashed before that?
	I didn't lead him on.
	I was having health issues.
	I couldn't have sex.
	No, but like...
	Well, you invited him over.
	Come on.
	Well, yeah, just to smoke.
	I mean, you...
	Come on.
	My friend was there.
	My friend was there.
	Okay. So there was nothing going on.
	Come on.
	Take him to the bathroom.
	Give him a blowjob.
	What's wrong with your mouth, man?
	And you guys had not smashed before that, right?
	Yeah. She smoked?
	No. You guys had never...
	Okay. Come on, Daisy.
	What's wrong with your mouth, man?
	Does he still talk to you or no?
	No. Go for him, man.
	I guess that shit would piss him off.
	You gotta be trolling, man.
	You gotta be trolling.
	Okay, what about you?
	Name age we do for a living.
	You gotta be trolling.
	My name is Diana.
	I'm 22 years old.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Michigan.
	I do nails for a living.
	And I'm single.
	I was in a six-year relationship previously.
	Oh, shit.
	Why'd you guys break up?
	June. Why'd you guys break up?
	June of last year.
	So why, why, why, why, why?
	I still can't, like, sorry.
	Why? We were dating since I was 15 years old.
	And I felt like we both were kind of like just being mean to each other.
	And I felt like we were just starting to grow.
	Be honest, you were starting to be mean to him.
	I did see that in myself, and I didn't like that.
	And I told him that because I told him I love him so much.
	Like, you're one of the people I cherish the most.
	Well, not enough, clearly.
	The relationship's over.
	No, well, I still, like, care about him as a person, but, like, don't talk to him at all anymore.
	But, like, you know, I grew up with him.
	Like, we grew up six years, and, like, he was with me for my whole high school experience until I turned 21. So he was a big part of my life.
	Honestly, we were starting to be mean to each other.
	We were living together for three years.
	There you go.
	Translation, she was being mean to him and you reciprocated.
	You couldn't stand him anymore.
	It's always women that start the problems.
	That's what you want to say.
	That's okay, but that's not what's true.
	Do you think he started it or you did?
	I think we were both a part of it.
	I definitely was the problem too.
	I can see that now, especially now that I'm out of the relationship.
	When did the relationship be with him?
	I did.
	Because I was very dependent on him.
	I needed him all the time.
	And he would get mad at me and I'd get sad.
	And that wasn't okay for him or me.
	Because I shouldn't get mad at you for you living your life.
	You're your own person and that's okay and I should respect that.
	Because he would give me the time to do what I needed to do.
	Like if I needed to go to work and do this and that.
	But he would take a long time at the gym and I'd be like, I miss you, I miss you.
	And, like, it wasn't okay.
	Like, he should have his time to be himself.
	So it did give me some time to, like, grow and, like, learn.
	And it's only been, like, since June, so it hasn't been that long.
	Well, that's very mature of you.
	I'm trying.
	That is quite annoying.
	I'm still putting it in action.
	Okay. Good stuff.
	Education level, highest?
	I just went to high school.
	That's high school?
	Okay, cool.
	Birth control?
	No. Periods together?
	They're together, but my dad lives in Mexico, my mom lives in Michigan.
	Okay, and what's your background?
	I'm Mexican.
	There you go.
	Did your dad get deported?
	Yes. Damn!
	Alright. Do that right away.
	For real?
	How'd you know?
	Don't say that.
	Wait, are you being for real?
	So did my brother.
	Probably got convicted of a felony.
	Actually, what happened is that we took the wrong turn on the Canadian border because we were following my neighbor.
	And they accused my father of, like, trying to cross the border illegally the year that I was born.
	So it was obviously a lie because he was at the hospital when I was born and everything.
	So they convicted him of, like, a crime and they had him detained for a long time.
	Along with my brothers and my sisters, they were all locked up.
	And I think I was, like, nine years old and my little sister was, like, four.
	So it was just me and her in the detainment center.
	Like, by ourselves for hours.
	Because they don't have no sympathy towards us.
	Why are you just saying WI's, bro?
	Because of assholes, bro.
	Damn. Because of assholes, bro.
	I was a little kid, okay?
	I was going to breakfast.
	I didn't eat anything.
	I was just trying to be responsible because I had a little sister that I actually had to fend for.
	So fuck you guys.
	Come on, man.
	Some sympathy, bro.
	Alright, body count.
	Me? Yeah.
	Oh, five.
	Wait, hold on.
	How old are you?
	22. And you had a boyfriend for five years, so...
	I know.
	It's four guys, one girl.
	Oh, shit.
	No, we don't count the girl.
	Yeah, but you was with them for five years, and you were fucking other guys while you were with them?
	No, I crashed out.
	She probably picked up at least one this weekend.
	Oh, yeah, that's true.
	Don't even say that.
	That's actually mean.
	Am I lying?
	You're lying.
	Because I was with my friends and we all shared one bed and one hotel.
	Like, we were like this.
	I slept on the floor.
	Like, no.
	Alright, sure.
	Please stop.
	That's mean.
	Alright. You know nothing about me, so that's kind of messed up.
	Listen, if it's wrong, it's wrong.
	Just say it's wrong.
	That's all you gotta say.
	It's wrong.
	Thank you.
	You'd be surprised at Ultra.
	Yeah, I think.
	Oh, because people are in Mali.
	Did you guys see the video of that girl fucking the tree?
	Fucking a tree?
	Yeah, she was, like, humping the tree.
	She was probably on drugs.
	What? What about video again?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, Chris can look it up.
	She was getting into it.
	You're welcome.
	Oh, damn.
	No. Okay.
	I'm not hating on her, by the way.
	I'd like to say that.
	We should wait a black.
	She's white.
	She's doing her own thing.
	Yeah. I'm not judging.
	Her business.
	On drugs, probably.
	Probably. What sober person would fuck a tree?
	You'd be surprised.
	I don't know if she was fucking a tree.
	Maybe she was just really feeling music.
	But that's what everybody was saying she was doing.
	I was kind of just giving her hope, and I was saying she was just dancing.
	I could do it really weirdly.
	I mean, she was probably a lesbian.
	She was fucking Mother Nature.
	She went to nature.
	I guess immerse yourself.
	All right.
	Alright. Who's up next?
	Welcome back.
	Hi. Nice to see you guys.
	Oh yes, they made fun of her last time, I remember.
	Yeah, they did.
	You're a good sport about it, thanks.
	I was?
	Yeah. They talk shit on the internet, is what it is.
	I just stay quiet.
	Alright. What's your name?
	Okay, my name's Alexandra.
	Alright. I'm 18. My highest level of education is me right now.
	I'm a senior in high school.
	I know, it's crazy.
	And I work as a hostess at Olive Garden, and I'm also...
	Now I see why niggas are roasting you, Chris.
	And I'm also a paraprofessional, which is like an assistant teacher.
	Yeah. I work with kids.
	And my body count is still at five.
	Stop the count!
	Still single?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wait, where are you from again?
	Dominican Republic.
	I was born here, yeah.
	Kendall? Um, yeah.
	Actually, yeah.
	Makes sense.
	Alright. What's up next?
	What about you?
	Hi. Hello.
	My name is Rebecca.
	I'm 36 years old.
	Damn! Okay.
	My highest educational is university.
	Business administration.
	Okay. Did you go to college in America?
	No, I'm from Honduras.
	Okay. Yes.
	Alright, and you said you're a server and what else?
	And I work as a mate on a boat.
	Okay. Relationship status?
	Single. Alright.
	Parents together?
	Are your parents together?
	Yes. They live in Jersey.
	Okay. One brother, older, older than me.
	You have kids?
	Yes. How many?
	Two boys.
	Damn. 36, two kids, and flaking on dates?
	That's crazy, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	That's crazy.
	Nah, man.
	She's smashing on both, bro.
	You can't be flaking on dates, man.
	It is how it is.
	I like money.
	She's busy.
	I like money.
	We could all use a little bit of help.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, hey.
	Hey, papi.
	Sometimes it's more of a burden.
	Could be, but, you know, worth a shot.
	I'm trying.
	I'm trying to be like...
	No, you're not, bro.
	You're 36. You ain't trying.
	No, it's not that I'm trying to be in a relationship, not to try to...
	No, just try to find the one that's right for you.
	It's a time.
	It's a time.
	It's a time for everything.
	You're still so young.
	I'm gorgeous.
	Hey, babe.
	Okay. No, don't even say that because I'm so, so serious.
	I'm so serious.
	There's so much to life until there's not.
	You're so young until you die.
	Life's what you make it, so let's make it right.
	Damn. Wait, wait, wait.
	So are you saying she's on death's door right now?
	No, any of us could be.
	I'm just saying 36 is not old at all.
	There's so much life to live.
	Life expectancy is like 75. 36 is not so young right now.
	Really? How old are you?
	How old do you?
	No, I don't want to play that game.
	I'm 22. I don't want to play that game.
	Okay, 22. Why do you want to play that game?
	Wait, how old are you?
	Like, how old are you?
	Who said it last year?
	You forgot?
	I think you were, like, around 34. 32. Okay.
	I mean, Fresh does look older, though.
	I do.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, I'm 35. Damn!
	Yeah, that's crazy, man.
	Holy! Alright.
	What about you?
	Okay. My name is Elizabeth, 22. I'm from Michigan.
	You're friends?
	Yes. We went to Altra together.
	Had a blast.
	Nice. What part of Michigan?
	Detroit. It's dangerous over there.
	It's like scarier down here, I think.
	Literally, where were we walking?
	We were walking back to meet our other friend that we came with who didn't come here to Ultra with us, and we were meeting up with her, and we just walked the whole way, and like, they stopped us, and they were like, it's really bad down there.
	Like, I would go down, and we just kept going.
	We were fine.
	Detroit is objectively far more dangerous than Miami in every regard.
	Just close your eyes a little bit.
	It's fine.
	Alright. Yeah, it's consistently in the top, like, five most dangerous cities in America, like, every year.
	But, um, okay.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	Um, some college.
	You got your associates?
	Uh, not yet.
	Working towards it right now.
	So high school?
	Yeah. Yeah.
	Well, I didn't know if, like, it meant completed during my job.
	Completed. Didn't know we were so specific.
	We are.
	Okay. Are your parents together?
	Yes. Uh, birth, it's not.
	Well, relationship status?
	Single. Birth control for you?
	No. Oh, damn.
	Are you Caucasian?
	White? Yeah.
	Basic, yeah.
	What the?
	No, I'm saying basic bitch, you know?
	All right.
	And you're Honduran, Dominican.
	Oh, what are you?
	White. Yeah, basically.
	All right, cool.
	All right, body count.
	Oh yeah, body count.
	I'm a virgin.
	Really? That's awesome.
	No, that's actually good.
	Yeah. So question, like, how do you navigate guys hitting you up all the time?
	Like, how do you say, like, no all the time?
	I just say no.
	It used to be hard, but now it's not.
	Why is it not hard now?
	It's like, I don't know anybody anything, and I know that now.
	Yeah. Okay.
	What did it take for you to know that now?
	Um... Just other past experiences with other people that, like, you know, friends that show you you should have boundaries, and then if you have boundaries in one area, you should just apply that boundary to all areas, and it just kind of all falls into place.
	You've had a boyfriend?
	No. This is different, man.
	You actually believe her?
	Bro, I'm playing along, man.
	I'm playing along with her, man.
	No way you're a virgin.
	Yeah, no way.
	It's possible.
	Is it true?
	See, now she's laughing.
	It's possible, but it's not probable.
	She's laughing, man.
	If she was a dude, I'd say, you know what?
	There's a chance you're a virgin at 22 as a dude.
	As a chick?
	No way, man.
	Why? That's actually weird.
	Yeah, why?
	Yeah, why, Meyer?
	Okay. It's very simple.
	Who has more access to the opposite gender sexually?
	Men or women?
	Women. Okay, so who is more probable to get sexual access since it's easier?
	Women. There you go.
	And that is why a majority of virgins are men and not women.
	Correct. Probabilities do lead to that I'm lying, but I'm not, so I don't know.
	But you're what?
	I said the probabilities of like facts of like all of that stuff probably does lead to the fact that like...
	Like, you're saying I'm lying, and the probability of that would be that I'm lying.
	And I agree, that's the probability, but it is the truth, is all I'm saying.
	Well, yeah, and she's looking you for reassurement.
	I mean, I don't think a girl that would come to Miami for Ultra Weekend would be a girl that, like, is a virgin.
	Can a girl not love to dance anymore?
	That's messed up.
	Why? Can a girl not get down to David Guetta?
	I'm sorry, but like, have you been to Electric Forest?
	Have you seen the plur, like the love, the communication?
	Yeah, Maren, the love.
	You know, it's interesting that you would ask that question.
	Because I've been to Electric Zoo.
	I've been to Ultra multiple times.
	I've been to EDC Vegas.
	I've been to pretty much all the top music festivals in the United States when it comes to electronic music.
	And I can say, conclusively, that not only are about three-quarters of the attendees there on drugs and or drunk or on some type of influence, I can also say with almost certainty that a lot of the women that attend are whores.
	I disagree with that, though.
	You may not be a whore.
	I guess you're right.
	From a statistical standpoint, most of the women that go to these raves are promiscuous drug users.
	I guess by the way I see it is like, I guess I'm like a little bit of a hippie a little bit.
	I kind of love the whole like, oh, I make friends.
	I love everyone.
	We're going to give each other bracelets and like just charms and compliment each other and make each other feel amazing.
	But why do you feel like EDM?
	Festivals, like house music, where you don't use drugs.
	You don't have to.
	I didn't do drugs.
	Look, I'm not saying everyone does, but a majority do.
	Like, I didn't.
	I would drink when I went.
	I couldn't even drink.
	But the point I'm trying to make is, like, a staggering majority uses drugs when they go.
	That's true.
	Probably, but I'm just saying what I did.
	A lot of people do drugs there, for sure.
	We did get offered some things.
	There were a lot of people doing some stuff.
	No, just random strangers.
	What did they offer you?
	Molly water, bro.
	Who knows?
	They just showed you something and they're like, here.
	We weren't offered fent.
	Who knows if we were?
	We didn't take it.
	People had things.
	Imagine Space.
	You know Space?
	I've always wanted to go in my life.
	It's very similar, basically.
	Everyone's on drugs, basically.
	The other thing, too, is that a lot of people that go to these festivals are kind of fair-weather fans.
	They don't know who the DJs are.
	They don't really listen to the music.
	So they gotta get super fucked up to listen to it.
	They don't actually really listen to it.
	A lot of fair-weather fans attend these festivals.
	Facts. Especially Ultra Ultra was one of the most mainstream There was a lot of like...
	I don't want to say posers because the EDM community is welcoming everyone.
	Just be nice.
	That's the problem with it.
	It's too inclusive.
	But we want to be inclusive because we want to be nice to everyone.
	You want to treat people the way you want to be treated.
	When I was your age, I used to think the same way, but inclusivity is actually problematic.
	When you let anyone in, you don't have standards.
	When you don't have standards, that's how you get compromised.
	I do get...
	You could let in...
	Grey piss.
	Drug traffickers.
	You never know.
	Yeah. I agree with that.
	You never know.
	They use that inclusivity mindset that you have.
	You know, they take advantage.
	Hey, you want to get some drugs?
	You get fucked up before you know you're back of a bus.
	Yeah, and you're really nice.
	You never know.
	People take advantage of that.
	And you're really pretty.
	I'm nice, but I'm also not stupid.
	I'm not on drugs.
	So I'm just like, I am going to be friendly to people.
	And I am going to make sure they're okay.
	But I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, let's go to your house.
	No, I'm in a city I don't know.
	My mom would kill me.
	Like, I'm Mexican, bro.
	Like, I'm not allowed to go out for real.
	Like, this is a big trip for me.
	She's 22. Well, the thing is, you made it here, so.
	You did.
	Yeah, and I called my mom and I told her.
	What did she say?
	No, mind you saying.
	Did any of you guys vote in the last election?
	Just out of curiosity.
	I did, but I'm not going to talk politics.
	I did.
	You did too?
	Wait, who did?
	I did.
	You did too?
	Okay, so three of you did.
	I did.
	You did too?
	Yes. Oh, well, you...
	Well, you're Honduran, so...
	You're not an American citizen, right?
	No, but I agree, like, with the president.
	I mean, even though what they are saying...
	Wait, so you did vote or you didn't?
	No, I didn't.
	So you did.
	Who said they did?
	A fourth person.
	Oh, so three.
	Three up.
	You didn't vote?
	No. The economy doesn't really change.
	When it comes to porn.
	Alright. Well, I think I know who you voted for.
	Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
	That's a bell.
	And what about you?
	Do I have to say it?
	Yeah. Okay, yeah.
	You voted for Kamala too?
	No, I voted for Donald Trump.
	Oh, you did?
	That's not a bad thing.
	Why are girls so scared to admit that shit, man?
	So I'm in front of a live chat.
	Because it's too much hate.
	You are fake news.
	Thank you.
	That's why.
	But no, um...
	Bro, every girl, like, they're always...
	I'm like, well, who'd you vote?
	They're like, ah, Trump.
	And they're scared to say it.
	Okay, yeah.
	Is it because of friends hating you and people hating you that you know?
	Um, yeah.
	My mother, top ten.
	Yeah, my mother, she is so upset at me.
	Like, that's why I don't talk about politics with my family because it gets personal.
	And, like, my mom is Hispanic, so you're...
	Oh, yeah.
	Deportation. No, but she's an American citizen.
	She got it...
	She did it legally.
	My parents did it legally.
	Um, they all did it legally.
	They don't play with the law.
	How about you?
	You vote for Kamala or Trump?
	I don't want to speak on that.
	Kamala. Whatever you think.
	I'm not going to confirm or deny.
	I just don't want to talk about it.
	Respect. Excellent!
	Isn't it funny how they'll tell you about their drug use habits and shit like that, but then you ask, hey, who do you vote for?
	Ah! Too personal, man!
	Too much heat!
	Too personal, sizzling!
	When I said, when I, the guy that told me if I wanted to be on this podcast, he said, I asked him specifically, I was like, we're not going to talk about religion or politics, right?
	And he said yes.
	So, why are we talking about it now?
	Question mark.
	Just a question.
	And I said I didn't want to make a statement, and you had just assumed.
	Let people assume.
	I love them.
	Yeah.
	I'm not gonna lie, man.
	I should have deported you, too.
	Let's move on, bro.
	Yeah, next question.
	Next question.
	Holy smokes, man.
	Niggas gotta die and shit.
	Alright, let's go to the next one, man.
	Holy smokes, man.
	Alright, let's read this chapter.
	Ultra Lightning.
	Tyler Durden!
	Shout out to you, bro!
	Ladies! Who would you rather save?
	Your husband, your father, or son?
	Fresh or Myron?
	Who would you rather save?
	Your wife, mother, or daughter?
	Explain why Fresh.
	Remember, I told you about Colombian Chick a few shows ago.
	There's another one on the panel, LOL.
	Take a guess who.
	What?! Colombian.
	Who's Colombian?
	I'm half Colombian.
	And half Dominican.
	And then I said it on the last show, I think.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't think he's talking about me.
	I think...
	I don't know.
	I don't want to be like that.
	I don't know.
	Okay. I don't want to...
	I'll say after, but okay.
	Rumble only.
	Rumble only.
	Got you.
	Go off to the chat, Bills.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Let's answer the question.
	I won't say what he means, but...
	Would you rather save your husband, father, or your son?
	Go. Fair to choose.
	Drugs. Son.
	Son? Damn.
	Son. Son?
	Son. Son?
	Son. Well, I mean, I don't have, like, all of those.
	I was going to say my dad.
	But, like, if I did have all three, like, um...
	I'm not going to have kids, so my husband.
	Like, the third option wouldn't be there, so...
	Okay. So, to be fair, it's basically majority son.
	Interesting, because I would think your husband, you can make more kids, but he could just die.
	He's all cruel, man.
	Dang, all cruel!
	I want to adopt children.
	I don't even have a partner.
	Well, if you're married, your family is your partner, like your wife or husband.
	But I'm not married yet.
	Okay. Well, you've never been married?
	No. Same baby daddy?
	Yeah, but I've never been married.
	Oh. What an asshole, man.
	What is it?
	There's like some stats out there that if you're not married by like 35, your chance of being married are like close to zero.
	Damn! Pretty low.
	Then enjoy your life, baby girl.
	Enjoy your life, baby girl.
	Who broke up with who?
	Bruh! You broke up with him or why?
	He's a bad person?
	Honestly, we've been...
	When we met, he was...
	Already separated and started the divorce.
	But all the time that he was with me, he was still having sex with the ex-wife.
	So, when I was just...
	Was this here in America or Honduras?
	In Honduras.
	Oh. Well, that don't count.
	I didn't know that this counts.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	And I told him you.
	Me. He initiated the divorce with you?
	No, no, no.
	Who followed the paperwork?
	Him or you?
	I've never been married.
	Oh, sorry.
	Goddammit. Okay, yeah.
	You've never been married.
	He used to be married.
	He was married before.
	Okay. And then he was also just with her and me.
	And when I found out, so it's like...
	Gotcha. And that's the baby father.
	Yes. He's back in Honduras still?
	Yes, of course.
	And you took the kids at Rand.
	And you gave him two kids?
	Yes. No, I don't have my kids.
	Oh, he has the kids.
	Back in Honduras.
	Oh, okay.
	Actually, that's smart.
	Make the money and send it back.
	It goes into inflation.
	Yeah, but the point is you left the family.
	Economics? Economics?
	That's kind of crazy, though.
	You left for kids.
	You know what?
	Because if you have kids, if you don't allow your ex or the mother to sign, Like, she cannot take the kids out of the country.
	That's why.
	Oh, so in Honduras, if he doesn't sign for you, you can't.
	W country, man.
	W country, bro.
	You can't run off with those kids from Honduras, man.
	W government, man.
	But the fact that you can leave your kids there, it's kind of crazy, too.
	I know.
	Oh, she's a savage, man.
	God damn, you're a savage, bro.
	Holy. She still flaked out that nigga seven times without kids.
	Yeah, she don't give up.
	That's crazy, bro.
	That's crazy.
	Hey, bro, if you're watching this stream, man, you might want to rethink your life, dummy.
	Facts, bro.
	What the fuck?
	You're a real demon, man.
	Holy crap.
	Bro, damn.
	I'm not going to hold you, bro.
	My mom leaving her kids, bro?
	Man, you a different person.
	She said, fuck them kids.
	Yeah, she said, fuck the kids, bro.
	I'm going to work.
	Fuck Honduras.
	I'm out of here.
	Yeah, man, I'm out of here.
	Tough times.
	All right.
	All right.
	Great. What's next one?
	Yeah, what's next?
	Shrubshooter. He literally said completed.
	Shaked my head.
	I joined in late.
	Is flat lady next to Myron the only one that messed up the education and that 304 annual virgin?
	Fuck outta here.
	You know anything you wanna say back to him?
	He's taking shots at you.
	He doesn't believe you about being a virgin.
	He calls you flatly.
	Fuck outta here.
	Is this what you look forward to every Monday night?
	Coming to watch these two guys?
	Have girls on their podcast to spend your money on?
	Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
	Yeah, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
	Okay. That's it?
	Go make money.
	Get off this podcast, please.
	He was making money.
	He just showed he got money.
	I know, but like...
	Go make more and don't comment on me.
	Maybe he's working and listening.
	Then work harder.
	Multitask on something else that can make you more money.
	Yeah, nigga.
	Not hating.
	Work harder.
	Spread love.
	Yeah, spread love.
	And likes.
	And unity!
	Low speech.
	Let's go.
	I'm 22. It's been a long weekend.
	That is really funny.
	I'll be honest.
	It's been a long weekend.
	And if you did what I did, you wouldn't even be sitting here.
	So... You're pointing to sleep, right?
	What? You're pointing to sleep, right?
	Falling asleep.
	You probably didn't sleep.
	Oh yeah, no.
	Just one cycle of REM every night for the last five days.
	Yeah, they stayed up all night, man.
	Come on, man.
	All of that, and I still look this good.
	Pretty impressive.
	Bro. And you're still a virgin, too.
	Exactly right.
	You have to all in check.
	You know you can sell your virginity for a lot of money.
	Yeah, but...
	No. I'm okay.
	Wait. That exists?
	Yeah, a million plus.
	Actually, if you're really a virgin, like deadass, you're better than, I want to say, 80% women.
	In America.
	But how would they know if you're actually a virgin and you're not like a virgin?
	They gotta test it out.
	So you gotta go do the test.
	Test it out?
	Oh wait, you don't want to do the test?
	What? Fuck no.
	What's the test?
	Why? The test?
	Yeah. The hymen.
	Y'all are not getting this.
	What do you mean?
	Of course I don't want to do the test.
	Wait. You're gonna be a millionaire.
	But if you're a virgin, it don't matter, right?
	What test?
	We have to go somewhere.
	I wouldn't be after the test.
	No one's explaining.
	Yo, Frush, tell them.
	Well, just so you understand, when he says they test, For the hymen, it means because if you're a virgin, there's going to be blood.
	Because you haven't been penetrated yet.
	So obviously, if she's a virgin, the guy wants to know before he pays the money if she's a virgin or not.
	So what?
	Does he poke a stick in there?
	Well, no, not a stick.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Either you test the waters or you don't.
	You fuck around and you find out.
	So you're telling me in Detroit, where you're from, no guy has smashed you?
	Correct. So if I ask somebody right now, I know from Detroit, because that's, you know, who you are, you can tell me that, uh, is a lie?
	What do you mean?
	The guy that you smashed?
	No, I'm just, like, confused.
	Yeah, ask whoever you want.
	Alright, hold on.
	Yeah, because we got a lot of people watching right now, so what they normally do is, like, they'll research the girls and pull up their criminal records and shit like that.
	It's kind of funny.
	How do you do that?
	I don't know how they do it, man.
	These dudes are like the FBI.
	We got a lot of them watching, so, like, what they'll do is they'll, like, pull up shit on the girls.
	Okay, no, I have a question about, like, the blood.
	How is that even possible?
	Doesn't, like, some girls' cherries don't pop?
	Some, but...
	What do you mean?
	Majority do.
	You did?
	How was that for you?
	I didn't.
	For sure you're a virgin.
	Alright. We'll come back to you.
	Shortly. I know you're digging.
	They're getting info right now.
	Oh, they are?
	Yeah. Alright.
	Hey ladies, let's say there's a place where you can buy a man with your body count.
	So a man worth 1 million to 500k is a zero body count.
	A man that's worth 300k to 100k is worth 1 to 3 body count.
	A man worth 80 to 50k is 10 to 100 body count.
	Which one can you afford?
	Okay, Maliboy.
	Let's see what you did there.
	Who could you afford?
	Wait, I'm reading this.
	I'm confused.
	So a man worth 1 million to 500k is worth zero body count.
	So if you're a virgin...
	Yeah, so that's my man right there.
	Yeah. Alright.
	What could you afford?
	What kind of man could you afford?
	Keep it real.
	I mean, this should be pretty easy.
	U.S.D.?
	No, her man isn't there.
	There's a hundred bodies.
	It's past that, bro.
	Mom, man, she's 36, bro.
	Leave her alone.
	She ain't saying none, though.
	Who? Okay, he's not there.
	What about you?
	It says 1, 2, 3, then 0, and then 10 to 100, but I have 5. No, literally.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	Yeah, I guess that would be up to 1 to 10. Yeah, 1 to 10. So you'd be in a 1 to 10 range.
	Okay. Okay.
	What about you?
	Maliboy gig.
	Oh, you said it was 5, right?
	Same thing.
	But no, no.
	4 and a girl.
	4 and a girl.
	What about you?
	80 to 50k.
	Oh, makes sense.
	I guess so.
	Alright. Bryce is dark.
	Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Oh, that was too offensive?
	DJ Jam and Jim.
	Ladies, if you were a man, how long would you let a woman make you wait before you move on?
	If she doesn't let you hit.
	That's actually a very simple but really good question.
	If you were a man, how long would a woman make you wait?
	How long would you basically sit around and wait for it?
	We can start with you.
	Five dates.
	Five dates?
	Alright. Mark?
	I mean, I guess it would take me a little while because I wouldn't even want to kiss her on the first date.
	I'd wine and dine her a few times.
	Take her out of the movies.
	Maybe then I'd kiss her.
	Hold on, question for you.
	Have you ever paid for a date before?
	I have.
	How'd that make you feel?
	Not bad because it made me feel like I was giving some person my time.
	Was this your ex-boyfriend?
	No comment.
	Oh, shit, man.
	It was my ex-boyfriend.
	That's the only man I've ever really spent money on.
	Okay, that's fair.
	But you probably felt good because he had invested so much of his money first.
	I'm talking about a guy that you don't have any...
	My ex-boyfriend didn't have a job for three years of our relationship.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, but there was still a bond built beforehand.
	I mean, wasn't he in high school?
	Yeah, he was in high school.
	But, okay, hold on.
	This doesn't assume familiarity, though.
	A guy that you don't know at all.
	Yeah. First date.
	First date.
	You met him at Ultra.
	No. I'm thinking...
	Okay. You met him at...
	So how many dates would you let...
	How many dates...
	Now that you kind of understand that, like, how many dates would you...
	Or how long would you wait if a girl didn't want to smash and you had to pay for everything?
	Remember, you're a guy.
	If she's a respectable girl, then...
	A long time, honestly.
	I think, like, six months.
	Six months?
	You're a guy, though.
	You got balls in the...
	Yeah, and you're paying.
	You're ready to go.
	I do, but...
	Women always forget that part, that you're paying.
	Guys ejaculate so quickly, can't they just watch porn and be okay?
	What's the need for you, then?
	Yeah, I don't want to say.
	Exactly! So I don't need her.
	I'm okay.
	I just enjoy her company.
	Yeah, but you don't want to pay for things.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Men don't enjoy women's company like that, man.
	They want to smash.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, like...
	I'm hilarious!
	Enjoy my company!
	Well, you're funny now, but...
	Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	I'm thinking RFK is junior, though.
	You think men actually hang out with women for their company?
	I have a friend.
	I have, like, one friend that I've had for, like, I want to say four months, and he has a girlfriend we all hang out with.
	He has two girl best friends.
	You don't think he would have sex with you if he could get away with it?
	No. Really?
	Not at all.
	Want to put that to the test?
	I would 100%, but I think that would be...
	Alright, go get her phone.
	Let's do it!
	Let's do it!
	I love Abby.
	I love Abby, and that would be really disrespectful.
	Oh wait, yeah, that's an awkward place.
	We can FaceTime them both if you guys want to.
	No. How about we text the girlfriend first, like, saying it's a joke.
	Can I text the girlfriend first that you guys are doing this?
	No, no.
	But I'm not doing that, because why would I laugh at my own friendship?
	I'll do it afterwards.
	I'll do it.
	I'll do it.
	Yeah, I think if there weren't any barriers, like, with a friend or whatever, he would totally have sex with you.
	Yeah. I don't think women understand, like...
	He tells me I'm annoying all the time.
	And I love him.
	My best friend.
	Is he like, is he like girlfriends or someone you know?
	He's kind of like...
	That's the only reason.
	But he's not.
	He has a girlfriend.
	I love him.
	Okay, so maybe he won't because of that.
	So you think, so just out of curiosity, you think men hang out with women for company?
	I think so.
	And because they're funny?
	I think so.
	Who agrees with her?
	Most of them.
	Then you all agree with her?
	You really don't agree?
	I will call all the people.
	I don't, yeah, I don't agree.
	That men, like, hang out with...
	But we're not talking about you.
	We're talking about, like, men in general.
	Yeah. Like, I think that if you were a guy, yes.
	You would totally do that.
	But I think most guys, no.
	Immediately when a guy's like, I want to hang out, I'm like, no.
	Okay, but you can tell off the bat.
	Why do you think guys don't want to hang out with girls?
	You can tell right off the bat if they are, like, creepy.
	Because... There's just...
	Like, why would they?
	Besides, like...
	They do, and then they just want to fuck you.
	So, then you, like, why waste the time bonding with someone just for them to want to fuck you?
	And then you have to say no, and then suddenly you're the asshole when you kept it clear from the start that you did not want to fuck.
	But now you're the asshole, so I just avoid it now.
	I mean, she got there a different way, but that's fine.
	She's come to the same conclusion that men aren't interested in being friends with women.
	Yeah. She got it through experience.
	How many of you guys agree with her?
	You don't agree?
	No. You don't agree?
	You're just saying that.
	I don't agree.
	You don't agree?
	So you got guy friends then?
	I have one guy friend.
	It's just like, you know, I don't think my point is valid.
	Why? I don't know.
	Because, you know, my guy friend, I care about him, but...
	And apparently he cares about me.
	But yeah, you see?
	You see.
	And like, no, we've never had any sexual intercourse.
	No, we've never kissed.
	That's not what we're asking.
	If presented with the opportunity, would he do it?
	I don't think so.
	Let's call him.
	Yeah. Let's see.
	You want to see?
	Yeah, let's see.
	What about you?
	You got a guy friend too, right?
	Let's try him.
	Yeah, I have a best friend.
	Alright, sure.
	What about you?
	You want to try?
	Alright, man.
	Let's go ahead and...
	We're going to prove to you guys how useless female friendship is.
	Alright, let's go ahead and get the phones out.
	Remix! Because women are notorious for over-inflating their value in a friendship.
	Men do not hang out with you to be friends.
	Women are useless as friends.
	This is the friends test.
	It's crazy to me that women's really...
	I mean, she gets it, but she has to learn through experience.
	But there is no value to be gained from being friends with a woman.
	Except I make all the fun plans and the trips.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Girls, please don't text them.
	If you spend too much time texting them, friends, go over the rules, please.
	We'll start with Mr. D.R. first.
	One phone at a time, we'll start with Mr. D.R. first.
	So here's the rules, ladies.
	Speak your phone to the mic, but also, here's the verbiage you want to use.
	You're going to say, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy.
	I'm just wondering why.
	We never got together.
	And please don't dox them, though.
	Hold your phones correctly.
	No, don't laugh.
	It might be a little funny.
	Just keep it calm.
	Cool. No, I'm actually serious.
	You'd be like, no way.
	That's not true.
	No, I'd be like, no, I'm dead ass serious.
	I'm like, I'm like, late right now.
	I want to see why we never got together.
	Where you at?
	I want to see you.
	Okay. Yeah, and keep the phone facing you so we don't show the phone number.
	Okay. Okay.
	Sorry, I'm just so confused.
	Just hold your phones correctly.
	Speak your name.
	Okay. Okay.
	Okay. Everybody be quiet.
	All right.
	Hello? Um, nothing.
	I'm just here at my house.
	You know?
	Hello? Hello?
	What are you doing?
	That's good.
	I just want to ask you a question because like, I don't know, I smoked like a little bit of a little bit of weed and I drank a little bit.
	So I just want to ask you like a teeny tiny question.
	Hi, Tanya!
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm asking you why we never hooked up.
	No, I just don't know.
	I don't know.
	Hello? Are you going to answer my question?
	Are you going to act like...
	You heard what I asked you.
	I asked you why we never got together.
	Why have you not gotten with me?
	Do I have to repeat myself again?
	Because I really don't want to.
	Why have we not hooked up?
	Do I have to say it slower?
	Why have we not hooked up?
	No, it's not as long as it's so fucking fast.
	Thank you.
	Hello? I mean, I tell you.
	How do I tell you?
	What? I want to see you now.
	Come over.
	Okay, what if I wanted to tell you that I wanted to see you now?
	Like, to come over.
	and you know where I live.
	What the fuck?
	It's a yes or no question.
	It's not mine.
	It's not mine.
	If I told you to pull up right now, would you pull up?
	You're so meaner.
	Bye. Bye.
	Bye. Bye.
	you.
	So I'm assuming no, because you're so quiet, or no, yes, no.
	No. No.
	Thank you.
	You guys are so loud.
	No, you fine.
	Carlos! Are you gonna answer yes or no?
	Pull up right now, you know exactly where I live.
	Or do I need to turn on my location?
	I can't FaceTime right now.
	I can't FaceTime right now.
	I don't look my best.
	I look kind of chopped right now.
	I look like a little bit
	So? Alright, Carlos.
	So, I understand it now.
	I'm going to call you later.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Okay, he's not in.
	That dude is either retarded or just was in shock the whole time.
	Yeah, he was in shock.
	He's like, what did you say?
	Yeah, that nigga's a retard.
	He was playing Fortnite, bro.
	Also, you're laughing kind of...
	Holy shit, what a dumbass.
	Oh my god, no.
	I heard each and every...
	He's not dumb.
	Oh, Carlos, no.
	He's 20. This generation is cooked, bro.
	I'm 18. What's your name again?
	Alexandra. So a girl was like, oh, is that Alexandra talking to you?
	Yeah, that's my friend Jaleen in the background.
	I can tell by that.
	I know that he's hanging out with my group.
	That's why I got more scared.
	But, yeah.
	I think he's a retard.
	Anyway. He's a little bit slow.
	Yeah, he's definitely slow.
	He didn't answer at all.
	No, he was just shocked.
	But he didn't say no, though.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, that's no.
	The fact that he wanted to FaceTime her is the proof.
	Yeah. He wanted to see, like, what the fuck's going on here.
	He was smashing you in a heartbeat.
	All right, let's go to the porn store now.
	Got your ass.
	Where's her phone?
	I didn't know.
	Now you know.
	Let's see what her best friend really thinks.
	So FaceTiming determined.
	It was a pattern of behaviors.
	The silence.
	Oh no, what are you talking about?
	You tell me.
	That you tell me kind of, yeah.
	Think about it, if he was like, nah, fuck no, never.
	He didn't say that at all.
	He didn't.
	No. He's about to smash tonight.
	Congratulations. He's about to smash tonight.
	You established that women are useless friends.
	Good job.
	He's about to smash right after this show.
	He breaks on Fortnite tonight.
	He said, Alexandria, where you at?
	I'm here.
	Give her the instructions.
	And then also, turn up the volume and put it right up on the mic because hers was a little low.
	This nigga, Chad, listen.
	He's a Chad?
	Pause. Nigga look good.
	Pause. Big pause.
	I didn't just say that.
	Wait, hold on.
	Let's ask this.
	Have you hooked up with him before?
	Yeah. She's trolling, man.
	Next, bro.
	Next girl, man.
	It's got to be someone that you've never had sex with.
	Do you have any guy friends that you've never had sex with?
	Nor a colleague.
	Actually, maybe.
	Bro, she was really about to call, nigga.
	She fucked already?
	You're a co-worker.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	That nigga gonna fall slow.
	You're definitely slow.
	Holy shit, man.
	Can't be the barn this way.
	Anyhow, what about you?
	You got somebody you could call?
	No. Come on, you do.
	I mean...
	Well, now, remember, she's the one that said they can't be friends.
	I know, I know.
	I don't really have a lot of guy friends anymore.
	She learned the hard way.
	Get it?
	The hard way.
	Yeah. Niggas wanted to smash it.
	She was like, oh, shit!
	All right, you got a guy?
	Uh, yeah.
	He's in a friend zone?
	Don't trust her, man.
	No, I have a guy.
	Oh, she's going to Snapchat.
	Your natural lashes are really pretty.
	Thank you.
	Don't lie to her.
	I'm not.
	I wouldn't tell her if it wasn't true.
	Usually full of cum.
	I have, like, three guys, actually.
	But I'll just pick one.
	Yeah, pick one, please.
	Nice. Yeah, pick the one that you think is the closest to a real friend.
	Actually, if he's black, even better.
	That nigga definitely want to smash.
	Nigga timing, man.
	That's racist, man.
	I'm just keeping it real.
	We want to smash, man.
	Just keeping it real.
	How dare you!
	Okay. Except black.
	I don't know.
	All right.
	yeah
	Yeah. What are you doing?
	Study for a museum.
	I have a question.
	What's up?
	So, I'm like a little tipsy right now.
	Okay. If, like, you ever had the chance, would you fuck me?
	Why are you asking me this?
	Because I'm curious.
	I'm just thinking about it.
	I haven't really thought about it too much.
	I have, like, once or twice.
	So you would?
	I mean, yeah, but why ask me that?
	I was just wondering.
	I'm gonna call you later, okay?
	Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it if it affects anything, so that's always in play.
	Okay, I hope you have a good night.
	Yo! Dr. Marco got your ass, nigga!
	Well, I thought about it once or twice.
	I love doing this experiment.
	It shows how useless women really are.
	Who's up next?
	Danny got a nerd.
	Who's up next?
	Danny got a real nerd, bro.
	He's like...
	Nobody else wants to ruin their...
	Oh, no, she said she had a friend, guy.
	Yeah, he did.
	Let's go.
	Yeah, but then you said...
	Por favor.
	Por favor.
	Let's go.
	Yep, let's go.
	Let's put that friendship to the test.
	Dale. Dale.
	Dale. Let's test that amigo.
	Let's go.
	Let's see if he's a real amigo or not.
	Honduras. But I know that guys, if they had a show.
	Nah, he wouldn't want a show.
	Nah, of course not.
	He would never destroy the French.
	Not you.
	Si eres tú alero, he is amigo of the highest order.
	Wait, is this conversation going to be in Spanish or English?
	English. English?
	Alright, sweet.
	Okay, so remember.
	Speakerphone, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy.
	I'm just wondering why we never got together.
	I want to see you.
	Where you at?
	Where you doing?
	He's going to say, no, you're not serious.
	You'd be like, nah, nigga.
	I'm dead ass serious.
	Honduran style.
	Yeah. Are you big for it?
	No, no, no.
	I'm kidding about that part, but you get the gist of it, though.
	Improvise is needed.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But something along those lines.
	Of course.
	Culture, of course.
	But I think he's married already.
	I can call him.
	Just try.
	Pretend you didn't know.
	He's married?
	Pretend you didn't know it's crazy.
	Yeah, that's even better.
	That's insane.
	Don't do that.
	Just plausible deniability.
	Pretend you didn't know, bro.
	That's so evil.
	Hey, you're not even calling your friend, so set this one out.
	Okay, that's right.
	Alright, Honduras, come on.
	You will hate me.
	cough cough cough cough
	Put on speaker.
	Bro, what are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	But I will have to ask him in Spanish.
	That's fine.
	Okay. We got some translators here.
	What? Telemundo.
	You calling Ice, bro?
	No. I told you, he's married already.
	Man, she calling Taco Bell, bro.
	Now, with that ringtone, we don't know.
	Where's she calling?
	Definitely in the United States.
	Yeah. Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
	Okay. You got anybody else?
	No. I know WhatsApp from a mile away.
	One more time.
	One more time?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Makes it real.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Because he might be thinking.
	She really needs me.
	Yeah, she needs me.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Damsel in distress theory.
	Oh, I need her.
	Either way.
	It's going down.
	in Honduras.
	I got a weird...
	What's up?
	Call system.
	International, South America.
	I don't have a friend here, like a real friend.
	It's like you think it answers.
	Is it?
	All right, bro.
	All right.
	Cooked. I thought I actually answered it in my eyes.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	All right.
	Let's get the lights up.
	He's in Honduras.
	Let's get to 5,000 likes.
	There's some real content here, guys, man.
	Real time, we're seeing how guys want to smash.
	Isn't it crazy?
	Your homeboy was like, yeah, I would think about it once or twice a day.
	I'm ready for this shit.
	I think it proves our theory that most men are just not going to be friends with women without intentions to smash.
	It's true.
	Someone always likes somebody more than the other.
	Also, would you smash your friend?
	Fuck no.
	He sounded like a mouth breather.
	Was he fat?
	No. He has long hair.
	No. Can you define the definition of a mouth breather?
	I don't really...
	It's literally in the term.
	They breathe through their mouth.
	Normally when they're fat, they do that.
	She knows.
	But yeah.
	So you guys still think men and women can be friends only?
	Yeah. Bro.
	It's really hard.
	Guys will pretend they don't want to fuck you just to have you there.
	And if they get a chance, they will do it.
	Go fuck him then.
	Go fuck him.
	She don't like that one.
	No. I don't like that one.
	The first guy she proposed, yeah.
	Yeah. But not the second one.
	Yeah. Is he chopped?
	The guy that was on the phone?
	Yeah. Too nerdy for me.
	Oh, okay.
	Tell you he's a nerd.
	I saw an avatar on Snapchat.
	That's why I should never believe girls when they say I like nerdy guys.
	Yeah. Translation, I need a guy that's super attractive looking but wears glasses every now and then.
	That's what girls look at as a nerd.
	Yeah, that's not boring.
	Was it?
	No. You disagree?
	Yeah. Why do you disagree?
	The guy was just not my type.
	Too awkward.
	How'd they get your Snapchat?
	Well, he's my friend.
	No, you're not your friend, bro.
	Yeah, we just kind of proved he's not your friend.
	Sick to porn, man.
	Give me some help, bro.
	We can move on, bro.
	Holy shit, man.
	Alright. What else do we got here?
	Porn Malachi.
	See the network in a building.
	Another successful meetup.
	They'll be fresh for showing up when he was sick.
	Yeah, bro, I was mad sick.
	We'll be in Brickle tonight.
	If you guys are done, grab some food after the show.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Let you know.
	Yeah, we meet up on Saturday.
	Sunday. Pretty cool.
	Nice. Fresh's Dog.
	Ratings from Fresh to Myron.
	Lady of the Night, three.
	Tupac's a day, one.
	Oh. Grimace, one.
	Consuela, two.
	Methhead, one.
	Damn, man.
	Man, that's my thought, man.
	Oh, man.
	That was actually going.
	I'm giving you that one.
	You and Fresh both said a funny joke today.
	Right? Yeah.
	Bro, what's going on today?
	We had a long break.
	Our florists, if they don't want to talk about topics or anything, castle their asses.
	That's fine.
	I think the batteries went dead on this panel.
	Oh, bro.
	Ultra weekend, bro?
	People are tired as hell, bro.
	Yeah, people are drained, though.
	Like, drained.
	Pause. I think we all are.
	Are we done on the one?
	all right okay we got another one here
	Will Myers!
	Yo! Over 4,500 ninjas on YouTube.
	Like the goddamn video.
	If you know, you know.
	The fuck was that recently?
	That was recent?
	Oh. Uh, yes.
	This is people not liking the goddamn video.
	This is a ninja segment combined with the, um...
	This is a ninja segment, by the way.
	The J meme.
	Round one.
	Final round.
	Fidelity. Get over here!
	Ninjas. Again.
	Dan says, shout out to Myron for bringing doo-doo.
	G's baby mama out to the show.
	Damn. That's not her.
	That's not me.
	They're trying to say her eyes.
	Isn't that the Holly Berry?
	Is that the girl?
	Yeah. The Black Mermaid.
	A.K.A.
	The Nigga Maid.
	Chris's future gout.
	That's hilarious.
	Go ahead, Chris, read that one.
	Ladies, do any of you feel like you made a man better from dating you?
	In other words, did you level a man up while being with him and ultimately have the relationship end?
	P.S. Chris, I'm coming for you for your big toe in 10 years.
	Alright, good reading, Chris.
	Alright, we can start here.
	Did you level a man up while being with him?
	Yeah, I mean, I think that I always bring a lot of good traits and...
	How long were we all together?
	I'm inspiring.
	It was a couple years.
	It was just like a talking stage, but...
	Talking stage for a couple years?
	Yeah. Did you, like, suck his dick or anything?
	No. No, I mean, I'm curious.
	I'm like, you know...
	Chris, you gotta wait, bro.
	We're getting somewhere with this, man.
	My brain just went crazy, man.
	Right, so tired.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Alright, hands up.
	So, this guy that you've been talking to for a couple years, where's he now?
	Well, after our talking stage ended, he moved out of his friend's house that he shared a room with, his guy friend with, and got a house, got that job that he didn't really want,
	but made more money.
	Started making more money.
	Got a house.
	Did he go to his new house?
	Yeah. No, I haven't been.
	I haven't been.
	But he told me that he got it.
	I was like, good for you.
	So nothing ever happened between you two?
	No. I mean, like, we kissed.
	No handjobs?
	On the cheeks?
	No. I mean, on the cheeks?
	Like, no.
	Like, we kissed on the lips.
	But, like...
	No, that was it.
	No, but seriously.
	Like, no handjobs, though?
	Like, you didn't, like...
	Not on my end.
	So he just saw you, and he was like,"Oh, yeah." Maybe, I don't know, I'm not him, so...
	I mean, like, you didn't, like, touch yourself?
	He touched her inside.
	I don't want to talk about it so bad.
	I mean, I'm trying to figure out why he was so long, though.
	And most guys would have been like,"Yo, I'm out." Yeah, like, most guys would have dipped already, but, you know, I'm...
	You're trying to figure out how you kept him around.
	That's what you're trying to figure out.
	Because most girls want to know the answer to this mermaid.
	Unicorn question.
	Did he eat something?
	And what's that mermaid unicorn question?
	Did he, like, lick you out?
	Like, ate your vagina?
	Yeah. Oh, okay.
	So he was, like, an imp.
	We're not on Twitter.
	You can say it.
	A simp, right?
	An eater.
	So, but he's a simp, though.
	Like, he please do every time you wanted something from him?
	Yeah. Okay.
	Gotcha. That was a little, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So you're not origin.
	No, I am a virgin.
	But that's occurred.
	Well, keeping it real, though, his tongue would have broke your hymen.
	No. There would have been blood.
	But no, like the fractured clitoris, though.
	He's probably a novice.
	Y'all be fracturing clitorises while giving head?
	Flactri? Flactri?
	That's what I'm saying.
	You're breaking her open.
	Y'all are berocious.
	I mean, Mo be going in there, bro.
	Y'all are some fucking Kevin Gates, for real.
	Oh my god.
	I love Kevin Gates.
	Yeah, we need Kevin Gates on the podcast, though.
	Satellites. So you're still a virgin?
	Mm-hmm.
	You're still going with it?
	Yes. What about you?
	You ever made your man better?
	Yes. How?
	I encourage him for two things.
	First, to become healthier and lose weight.
	When we started dating, he was 320 pounds.
	What the f...
	Is the baby's father?
	Yes. You gave him two kids?
	Yes, but...
	Hold on.
	I'm gonna make this...
	Espera. No, one kid.
	It's my last kid.
	Wait, you got two babies?
	Yes. You said one.
	Oh, I'm confused.
	I got two.
	Sorry. Sorry, I got two.
	Adios amigo, por favor!
	Mami! ¿Qué tú haces?
	But I encourage him to lose weight and start a healthier lifestyle.
	By the time I started doing that, we're not like dating, dating.
	So I started doing exercise one and then I also encourage him to motivate him to put his own business aside from working because he already has two degrees in university and one master's degree.
	What are you going to do with that when you're old?
	You got to do something.
	And he did it.
	So I think I did something at least.
	And then you left him?
	He was cheating on me.
	300 pounds?
	No. He lost weight.
	He just won 125 pounds.
	You lost the money that got other girls.
	No. We stayed together for 8 years.
	We were supposed to get married.
	He proposed me and everything, but then he was cheating on me, so.
	Oh. Interesting.
	Yeah, he was right.
	Okay. Well, uh, thanks for your loss.
	Sorry, sorry for your loss.
	What about you?
	Oh my god, you're not...
	What's not a loss for me?
	You're an ass.
	You cooked, man.
	You cooked, man.
	You kind of cooked, man.
	I'm not going to lie.
	He's laughing, but I'm dead-ass, nigga.
	He cooked.
	What about you?
	I think what I've taught my ex was patience.
	That's it.
	I'm just the type of person that you...
	You made a weight?
	No. How'd you teach your patients then?
	Dealing with you?
	No. Teaching and patience meaning by like, yeah, there you go.
	Dealing with me.
	That's not fun, man.
	No, but listen.
	For example, let's say, I'm going to tell you this one situation.
	He puts a paper towel on the desk and then there's water on the floor, like a full roll of paper towel that we just opened.
	He puts it on the table and I spilled water on the floor by accident.
	So he's about to clean the paper, like he's about to clean the...
	Water on the floor with a paper towel.
	And my dumbass knocks over the full roll of paper towel into the puddle of water.
	But it wasn't on purpose.
	It was by accident.
	And he gets mad.
	And that type of stuff happens.
	I'd be mad too.
	He should have been the one cleaning it up.
	Yeah, I know.
	He was like, don't worry.
	I'm going to clean it up because you're going to end up breaking the floor.
	And then I dropped the paper towel and it made it worse.
	And then one time...
	Bro, men should never be cleaning when women are present.
	It was just because he didn't want me to do anything more worse.
	Are you incapable of cleaning?
	No, it's below me.
	Do you live by yourself?
	I'm assuming.
	No, women clean for me.
	No, but you live by yourself, right?
	Yeah. Alright.
	You hire someone to do it for you?
	Yeah. Okay.
	Yeah. Every day?
	Who here lives by themselves?
	And how is a maid?
	Because I don't.
	Well, you're the maid.
	Yeah. I mean...
	Get on your knees.
	If we can put it on...
	Whoa. I mean, if you want to put it in that turn, I guess.
	Yeah, I mean, I'm a big proponent of gender roles and I don't think men should ever be cleaning or cooking or doing anything with the house.
	That should be the women.
	You don't know how to cook something?
	I mean, just because I can doesn't mean that I will.
	I think women need to do that.
	But, like, what about, like, one time for yourself?
	Like, you don't want to cook a steak.
	You order food.
	Yeah, you order food.
	Okay. But that is a good point.
	That's your thing.
	Listen. I mean, I know.
	I've met some guys that like to do barbecue.
	I'll buy the Fabuloso.
	A bottle?
	You know I love Fabuloso.
	I know.
	I know that's trying to get against me, but I love Fabuloso.
	I'll buy it for you.
	That's what I'll do.
	Are you being dead ass?
	Because if you buy that shit for me, I would actually be hella happy.
	Okay. Listen, I know that sounds kind of like, but I love.
	If Home Invaders came in, right, and your guy told you, oh, go handle that, how would you look at him?
	I'd be like, Handle what?
	Handle what?
	If I handle it...
	You lose respect for him, right?
	No, we are dying.
	Yeah, but you lose respect for him, right?
	I guess I'll be like, yeah, like, what the fuck?
	Yeah, that's why I don't clean.
	Okay. All right.
	But let's say...
	That's the only job.
	But let's say...
	I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question.
	Sure. Let's say, like, you were in a really bad place financially.
	This is hypothetical.
	I'm not saying.
	Sure. And you weren't able to afford a maid, or you don't have a girlfriend, this and that, you're living by yourself.
	How would you clean for yourself?
	Yeah, I have to do it myself, but remember, I originally said men shouldn't be cleaning if women are present.
	Okay. That's what I'm saying.
	Okay. What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	About... Your what?
	About what?
	A question.
	A question.
	Yeah, it was, how did you help your guy?
	Yeah, have you ever improved your man after leaving him?
	I guess...
	You made him better?
	I feel like we helped each other grow as people, as individuals.
	I mean, I made him funnier.
	I think our humor grew together.
	But we both started going to the gym together.
	Wasn't he going without you?
	Yeah, of course.
	No, but I'm the one that was like, I want to get fit, blah, blah, blah.
	I didn't stick with it.
	He actually did.
	Oh, shit.
	It was a joke for me.
	But I would encourage it, and I'd buy his little energy drinks.
	I'd buy his energy drinks and his little pre-workouts and stuff, and I'd be like, here you go.
	Shout out Gorilla Mine.
	So he stuck it out at the gym, you did it, and then you just started bothering him when he was there.
	Yeah. That was a problem.
	At least you're honest about it.
	Yeah, I saw you were waving to your friend or whatever.
	What was that about?
	I kinda wanna go home.
	Coming home.
	Alright, if you wanna go, you can go.
	You like to leave?
	Yeah. Anytime.
	Do you wanna go?
	Yeah. I'm so sorry, guys.
	Thank you for having us.
	Yeah, thank you so much for having us.
	It's been so fun.
	Kinda. It just started making me sad.
	Well, whatever.
	Thank you for coming.
	Good meeting you guys.
	I'm so sorry.
	Thank you for the tea and everything.
	Alright, Flat and Rosby.
	Flat and Rosby.
	Does this cause deportation from the studio?
	Do the coward now.
	Holy bad.
	Yeah. It's all good.
	No, it's actually, it's better.
	I saw that show, I was like, bro.
	I thought it was a smoky voice.
	I thought it was smoke, but it was just like, I guess, crazy weekend.
	She was having fun in Ultra.
	I could tell, like, when I had my first conversation with her, she was like, she was a little bit raspy.
	I know that her voice is not like that.
	You can hear her.
	You can hear her actual voice.
	Yeah, I think we all know that.
	Well, I don't know.
	My first five seconds, I was like...
	But then I saw her bracelets and I saw her outfit and I knew.
	You're Colombian, right?
	Mostly... Yeah, I'm Colombian and Dominican, but...
	You're from Kendall?
	Yeah, I was born here in Miami, but my ethnicity is Colombian and Dominican.
	I'm asking a question.
	Oh my gosh.
	I know the answer.
	Can you?
	I'm scared.
	Is it bad?
	You ever been on a website?
	What's, like, a website of what?
	For dating.
	Oh, this one time I was on Bumble because I saw on TikTok that you should ask guys on Bumble, like, for money, like, to go on a date, but it didn't work out.
	And then, like, I got banned.
	And, like, yeah.
	Why? This one time?
	Why? You saw?
	What did you see?
	Someone knows you in the chat.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah. Hi.
	They said he tried to finesse.
	No, you saw me.
	Damn. Well, listen, my intention was not to go out anybody from Dating Sense.
	My intention was to do that TikTok hack.
	And I know it doesn't sound believable, but when I saw that video, I was like, download, download, download, download.
	And then I got banned.
	You know what's crazy about TikTok?
	There'll be a trend for, for example, how to finesse guys or how to, like, get money out of a guy.
	And then I wonder, like, when was that ever a good thing?
	It's not.
	It's not a good thing, actually.
	Like, I was just like, I wanted to see if it worked.
	If it actually would have worked, I would have been like, oh, what?
	But it didn't work.
	Like, at all.
	Like, I got banned, like, 30 seconds after.
	They're really strict about that.
	Interesting. Very, very.
	Okay. Alright, well, uh, at least you're honest.
	Of course.
	Alright. Uh, we have some more chats here.
	Burio! Can I just say that the cross-eyed torta in the middle is slightly fire for this Mexican.
	He's talking about the girl that just left.
	Yeah. Because she's a little cock.
	I don't know if you noticed that.
	Oh. A little bit.
	Funny thing is, this past weekend, I had a chunky bitch with a pussy energy when she couldn't handle the rejection I gave her.
	When she tried buying me a drink and my attention, my girl laughed her ass off when I used her line when she saw me get approached.
	Y'all the fucking best, and give us the best lines to say.
	Gordo, give us a wee update.
	WFNF, WNG, WICW Bills, WMO, WChris.
	Thank you, Mario.
	A wee update, Mo?
	You already know 325, so it's 175 pounds down.
	Yes, sir.
	There you go.
	KyleAK47 says, FNF team, thanks for all the value.
	When a woman disrespects an act of chivalry, she's probably a whore.
	First, thanks for bringing PJ spinning jacket.
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you, bro.
	Appreciate you.
	Lord Malachi, uh, ceiling network in the building.
	Yo, Big Mo, I'm flying out to a Philardo today.
	Can I grab a Big Mo pillow before I leave?
	It's already sold out.
	Yeah, you know what I, and, um, I saw her, like, motioning to another girl when I started talking about women should be the ones cleaning.
	Mmm. That's when she started to get triggered or whatever.
	I could tell they were getting, like, antsy.
	Nah, it was mostly her in the corner.
	This chick didn't give a fuck.
	Yeah. You know, she was like, I'll have fun with this, but the one in the corner was the one that was like...
	The one next to you, she wanted to leave earlier, too.
	She was like, I couldn't hear the one that was with the recipe voice.
	Oh, really?
	That's funny.
	The moment she started getting more attention about the audience, she was like, okay, this is good for me.
	But the other one in the corner, when she was being roasted by her voice, then she wanted to leave, you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah. It's fine, bro.
	Dude, honestly, it's like...
	Like, it's fine.
	That's why I gave her the out.
	Like, just leave.
	I'll go fuck.
	That's why I even brought it up.
	Because as soon as I mentioned the women should be cleaning, she started, like, triggered and shit.
	Yeah, man.
	I mean, it is what it is, man.
	How dare you?
	I'm not surprised.
	Dumb raver hoes.
	Yeah, they're just hot as fuck.
	Bro, I've literally talked to, like, thousands of these bitches, man.
	They're literally retards.
	She's a virgin, bro?
	She's not a virgin, man.
	She's not a virgin, bro.
	Literally idiots.
	Their brains are fried most of the time.
	Wait, didn't you ask someone to research something if she was a virgin or not?
	Did you get the answer?
	You really believe that bitch is a virgin?
	The white girl?
	I believe 1%.
	There's always a chance that someone's telling the truth.
	She's 22 and she already got all those bags under her eyes and shit, man.
	She sees some shit.
	But didn't you ask someone?
	And she's down here in Miami for Ultra.
	Hell nah, bro.
	You know what?
	Imagine if I was at a bar, right?
	You know, I'm like slurring my words, you know, I'm around liquor all the time and shit.
	I'm like, you know what?
	I'm sober as fuck, you know what I'm saying?
	Would you believe me?
	Huh? Yes or no?
	Would you believe me?
	I don't think so.
	So if she's throwing, like, if she's showing ho signs, then I'm going to assume that she's fucking.
	And then also the other thing, too.
	Caught her in the lie.
	She was like, oh, I've never had a boyfriend.
	Then she said, oh, and she, she, we, I got her.
	I said, oh, well, how'd you add value to a guy?
	She started answering questions.
	She kind of caught on like, oh, fuck, these niggas got me?
	Yeah. So then that's why she switched it to the talking stage shit.
	Yeah. How do you catch criminals in lies?
	Man, Chris said, uh...
	Yeah. Bro, she...
	Come on, man.
	Bro, she got no titties, bro.
	So, of course, she's either sucking dick or giving ass, man.
	She ain't doing nothing with her chest, man.
	I was like, bro, honestly, like, it's one thing...
	It's one thing if you're gonna sulk, but, like, if you're gonna sulk and you're ugly, like, bro, just get off the panel.
	Might as well.
	Like, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, that's only acceptable if the girl is somewhat attractive, but, bro, when you're, like, not hot and you're behaving like that, like, bro, get out of here.
	You know what I mean?
	Chris, you're a titties guy, Chris?
	I mean, she has none, though.
	Mo, you had something, bro.
	Like, what the fuck am I walking around with another dude next to me?
	Chris, you got this.
	I mean, Chris, you got this.
	You're like a cutting board chest.
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	Hey, Chad, I am sober, okay?
	So, I have, uh, right now, Gorilla Mountain Rush guys, so don't say, oh, Chris is so sober, don't be hitting me.
	No, I am sober, guys.
	So, I've been sober for about two days, three days, actually.
	This weekend I turned up, you know?
	I won't lie.
	Shout out to, uh...
	Hey, shout out to Dell, man.
	Yeah, I went to, uh, other, uh, places of, uh, venue, you know?
	Chris has people to do things to see.
	Bro, you know what's funny?
	I met some girl at a club, and she was like, oh yeah, you guys bring dumb bitches on the show all the time.
	And I was on one time, so that means you're dumb.
	And she's like, dumb whores, dumb hoes, right?
	I'm like, bro, I met her at a club, and she was talking to all these nine guys.
	And soon as I said that shit, some guy approached her and was like, hey, what's up, baby?
	So I started giving them a hug, because me and someone else was leaving the club.
	And some white guy was hugging her.
	And she got so mad because when she looked at me, and the guy was hugging her, she was like,"Fuck, man!
	He's moved by a point, man, when this random drunk guy came to give her a hug." Really?
	Yeah, I know who she is.
	She's at home.
	Like, she walked in the club with Crocs on.
	Crocs? She fought at home.
	Bro, what you like?
	Yo, she fought at home.
	What club is this at?
	Open locker room?
	And then she came, right?
	Shut up, man.
	She came.
	She was drinking our fucking tequila the whole time.
	Didn't say shit to me, right?
	And I didn't know her at all.
	I fucking ran a bitch in the club, right?
	So afterwards, she told me that shit.
	Like, so why the fuck?
	Are you here drinking no liquor then?
	It could have been more for me.
	And she brought some guy with her, right?
	And the guy told us, me and Detox, oh yeah, I fucked her two years ago.
	Damn. Damn.
	Damn. Damn.
	Well, two years is kind of long.
	But, uh...
	Crocs in the club is crazy.
	She bought orange Crocs in the club.
	They let her inside?
	And she wore baggy black pants, long sleeve black pants with the long baggy.
	She's the owner of one of the bouncers.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What club was it, if you don't mind me asking?
	Nah, nah, nah.
	I won't say that shit, man.
	I know the manager, man.
	He's cool right now.
	She doesn't know the manager.
	It gotta be a low-level club.
	Or in Little Haiti?
	It's pretty decent.
	There's no club in Miami that let her do that, even if she knows the owner.
	Well, it was like 6 a.m. in the morning.
	It's a strip club.
	Yeah, it's a strip club.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
	It's not a strip club.
	That makes sense.
	That's an important factor.
	I'm about to say.
	Is it owned by...
	Is it B?
	No, it's S. It's right by the highway.
	It's owned by a Jew.
	Probably, I have no idea.
	My second time being there.
	You said you know the owner, nigga.
	No, no, well, the manager, like, just now.
	Like, I met him the first time there.
	Oh, big difference.
	So, yeah, yeah, big difference.
	But he's cool with us.
	He's seen the show.
	But at the end of the day, like, the dancers there were like snow bunnies.
	Yeah. So, like, when I saw her, I'm like, this bitch is...
	I know what he means.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh. S. Yeah, that makes sense if she went crossing there.
	But club not.
	You was in my neck of the woods.
	All right, Chad.
	Don't. Chris is on my head.
	Chris, what you doing now?
	What you doing away next to me?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, listen.
	Hey, hey.
	W call.
	W drinks, man.
	What?
	What else is up next?
	What do you think about those two girls that left?
	I think they were really nice.
	I just think they had really strong opinions.
	Like, their boundaries are strong.
	I can tell that they weren't from here.
	They're just here from, like, vacation.
	I don't think they have strong opinions at all.
	They didn't say shit.
	No, like, what do I mean by strong opinions?
	Like, she was like, oh, in the beginning of the show, she was like, do you really want to do this?
	Like, she was asking her friend.
	And, like, I don't know.
	The white girl was asking.
	Yeah, yeah, she was asking.
	She was like, do you really want to do this?
	I'm just asking.
	I'm just checking in.
	This and that.
	I thought they were going to leave in that moment.
	She was angry because...
	She said, like, I didn't come here just to people make fun of me.
	Yeah, that's what she said.
	Exactly. She saw one of the videos while we were outside because I just arrived and she was outside.
	I didn't talk to her, but I saw her watching one of the videos.
	And, like, I was watching one of the videos too when I first came, so I knew what was going to happen.
	And she, like, got really hurt.
	Like, she saw how the chat was...
	No, but that's understandable.
	She, like, the chat, like, really, like, it was like, wow.
	I mean, but it's the real world.
	Damn chat, y'all scared him.
	No, y'all really scared her for real.
	But you know what?
	I guess I'm just like, whenever the chat says something, I just stay quiet.
	I mean, as a girl, you always receive hate from all the girls.
	No, you don't.
	I feel like this is like a good social experiment.
	I mean, that's what I say.
	Like, this is good.
	Like, this is good to deal with.
	People like that, because not everyone's going to like you, and not everyone's going to think that you're...
	Of course.
	That's funny as hell that she was terrified of the chat.
	That's what made her say.
	I was so terrified.
	I was terrified, too.
	She was mad quiet, so that made sense.
	Chat's undefeated, man.
	We'll do it.
	There are questions, actually.
	There are questions?
	Yeah. All right, yeah, we can.
	It's funny, because I could tell that she wanted to leave really bad, and if Chris brought it up, I was like, yeah, it makes sense.
	It's all good, though.
	Chris, you got to do better Wednesday, bro.
	That's fine.
	But there was no, you know...
	It's a Monday after Ultra, bro.
	The city is kind of like retracted on a hangover, bro.
	For those that are unaware...
	So, look, there's a couple of big weeks in Miami, right?
	Wow, we've been on the show for four or five years.
	I've never explained this.
	Alright, there's two big events in Miami, guys.
	It's Art Basel at the end of the year in December.
	Yes. And then you have Miami Music Week, which is pretty much the week that Ultra falls into, which is typically the third or last weekend of the year.
	Sorry, of the month.
	Everyone allowed to.
	I knew it.
	For niggas, yeah.
	But I would say Ultra brings in an international community.
	You know what I mean?
	So, Miami Music Week, which is the week of Ultra.
	And then next week I think it's like a film thing.
	We're having like a film festival.
	And the month of March in general, guys, is very busy because all the Spring Breakers come here and then Ultra brings in a whole other international crowd.
	So the month of March is huge for tourism here.
	But after each of these events ends, it's almost like the city dies down significantly.
	But it's still the Formula One on May.
	I mean, that's way more exclusive.
	F1 is...
	The only people that go to F1 are bitches and rich dudes.
	I'll be honest.
	It's not like ultra or whatever that's more inclusive.
	I hate to say that term.
	That is not going to be most girls going there.
	They want to go by the camp.
	What, F1?
	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's 100% exclusive shit.
	You got to know somebody or be a part of some community.
	If you're a dude, you're a multi-millionaire or you know people.
	You really got to know people.
	And if you're a chick, you're very attractive.
	Yeah, because don't ultra.
	These girls don't sleep.
	At all?
	Yeah. You mentioned attractive.
	So, look, normally I know you guys have been beating up on Chris all day saying, what the fuck, this nigga brought in, like, some, what the hell's going on?
	But, yeah, man, it's after Ultra, bro.
	So that's gonna be tough.
	So Wednesday, he got y'all, though.
	Don't worry.
	Yeah, I do.
	It's a lot lighter on the skin today, you know what I'm saying?
	No, no, keeping it real, it's actually very attractive.
	All of you.
	Really? Thank you.
	And it's a lot lighter.
	Come on, man, why you lying, man?
	No, no, no, dude, honestly.
	Okay, hold on.
	Keeping it real, you guys are amazing and attractive.
	April Fool's, nigga.
	Just get it.
	Just get it.
	I think that's what it started.
	She started reassessing what she was doing.
	When you said, bro, we should deport you, nigga.
	Man. You know what's funny?
	With the light though, y'all love that, huh?
	Alright, what is your biggest regret and how did it affect you today?
	Is this one of you three?
	No, that's not me.
	That's probably the white girl's question.
	That's not a bad one though.
	What's the most important lesson you've learned about effective communication and relationship?
	That's you?
	You spelled the fact incorrectly with an A. I'll give her credit, though.
	Okay. Um...
	Thank you.
	To be honest with you?
	You want to know the Cold Art truth about this?
	The more money you make, the less you gotta communicate with your girl.
	That's a fact.
	That's a whole fact.
	That's a communication shit?
	That's a bunch of...
	Bro, look, guys.
	Take it from me.
	It's brokies.
	It's brokie talk, bro.
	It's brokie talk, yeah.
	Like, bro, if your girlfriend's over here saying stupid shit like, we need to communicate more, shut the fuck up, bitch.
	Like, no.
	We're not gonna communicate more.
	Like, that's not how this goes.
	Shut up, bitch!
	You know?
	If your girl's over here saying, we need to communicate more or some other shit, shut the fuck up.
	It doesn't matter what you think!
	That's literally brokie talk, bro.
	Well, the more successful you are, the more money you make, the less you gotta sit there and communicate, bro.
	Here's a cheat code.
	You find a girl that doesn't speak your language.
	That's another way around it.
	That's another way around it.
	Password niggas are so big on that shit, bro.
	That is underrated advice, guys.
	I'm telling y'all, man.
	Get your money up so you don't gotta talk to your girl that much.
	You just tell her, eh.
	Alright, what is your biggest pet peeve?
	Oh, shit, man.
	Honestly, Oh, was it one of you three that asked?
	No, I didn't ask that.
	Okay, there you go.
	That's actually, you got this.
	You want the truth?
	Yeah. Alright, it's you.
	Damn. That's so mean.
	Well, what part of her?
	That's crazy.
	Everything. I think it's the name.
	Name one.
	No, no.
	I'll be honest with you, it's your name.
	It's the name.
	What's your name?
	Daisy? Daisy.
	I caught it right away!
	I caught it right away!
	That name, um...
	It's Garner for Life.
	She tried.
	It's not your fault.
	Yeah, she tried to...
	That chopstick hoe.
	You caught up.
	Panda Express pussy.
	But she couldn't make it work.
	Couldn't make it stick.
	Couldn't make it stay...
	Chopstick! Let's go, nigga.
	Hey, fresh on the flu game.
	Yeah, it has nothing to do with you.
	You don't feel bad.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Some Chinese bitch.
	What do you think of a girl who raves?
	You're a whores.
	Bro, that's why when they came here on this bullshit, as soon as I saw those beads, I was like, man, get the fuck out of here, man.
	Well, listen, shorty over here, I can tell she's a little bit more shy.
	But when they're out at the festival, I guarantee they're like, oh yeah, we're lit.
	She just broke up with her man.
	Yeah. Then they didn't work for three years.
	Come on, bro.
	I'll call my mom and tell her where I'm at.
	You're still over here, though.
	You still travel all the way to Florida.
	So... Yeah, bro.
	No dad, quite literally.
	Yeah. Thanks to Border Patrol.
	Like, damn, bro.
	Alright, what would you do if a girl you really liked has a guy best friend?
	I wouldn't like her.
	Yeah. I'll be like, yo, like, what's up with him?
	I mean, we just proved it during that phone call scenario.
	Yeah. No, I was really...
	Choose him or me.
	Yeah. Make a choice.
	So... So, yeah.
	Anyway, what else we got?
	Do you want to do this video?
	Which video?
	Oh, yeah.
	We got a video to react to.
	Oh, shit.
	All right.
	Let's do it.
	No, close out.
	Yep. And guys, tomorrow, I'm going to be reacting...
	To Ye's World War 3 song.
	He just literally dropped it on Twitter, by the way.
	So I'm going to make the event here very soon for you guys.
	And I'm also going to be covering the news as well tomorrow.
	You doing night training?
	5 p.m., the debrief.
	Nah, I'll probably do it tomorrow.
	Because I'm tired as fuck, bro.
	I ain't going to lie.
	I slept like three or four hours.
	You are tired.
	You are exhausted as hell.
	I'm dead, bro.
	From the fucking streaming, man.
	The grill of mine was not enough.
	Yeah, man.
	I barely slept last night.
	That's why.
	But I'm going to give you all the fire tomorrow, bro.
	Alright, what do we got?
	So this is every girl in New York, basically, this person says.
	My favorite animal is my best friend when she's single and thriving.
	What the hell?
	Oh, the Friday guy.
	Who else?
	She's got so much unsafe phone numbers.
	This is all just from yesterday.
	There's like 20 men.
	Not that one.
	Not praying.
	Like, Drake, Jeremy, Dean.
	Who's Dean?
	Dean I'm going out with Saturday night.
	Oh, but then we have Grandma.
	That's really awesome.
	And we have Connor.
	Connor, all these unsaid numbers.
	This guy.
	Who are these people?
	That's crazy, bro.
	Do you know who they are?
	No. Wait, I really need to show you the doctor.
	The doctor.
	Can you remember who he is?
	Oh, it's this one.
	Okay. Hey, look it.
	He has a dog.
	And he's always second to me.
	You know what's funny, bro?
	That's scary.
	I actually talked about this yesterday.
	When I was talking about this dumb bitch that made these accusations with Andrew.
	I was talking about how the reason why she was so angry was because women rarely take L's.
	When it comes to relationships with men, they almost always have the leverage.
	And in this case, he broke up with her and she was mad and wanted to push her crypto or whatever.
	That's besides the point.
	But for me to illustrate to the guys, like, why women have this mindset, like, that's a perfect example, bro.
	Yo, and here's the thing.
	Scary part.
	That's an average looking chick, bro.
	Yeah. Y'all see all the attention that she's getting?
	No celebrity.
	Nothing special.
	Just a white girl in New York.
	Actually, it's funny because...
	When women don't get what they want, and they feel like they've been tried...
	I use your situation as an example too.
	And you don't pay them?
	Especially, you don't pay them?
	Niggas. Or they're gonna be mad.
	They're gonna be mad as hell.
	Oh, he got one over me?
	I'm about to destroy his life.
	Especially the attractive ones.
	The professionals?
	They get mad.
	Yeah. Like, Chopstick Ho.
	Yeah. This bitch that made the accusations on Andrew?
	Yeah. They lie, slander you, because they need to get the...
	But yeah, guys.
	This is an average girl.
	Right? Doctors.
	All these men hating her up.
	Dean. Jeremy.
	Bro, go through a girl's phone, red pill, any guy.
	Bro. DMs are even worse than that.
	Snapchat is ten times worse.
	Ladies, wait.
	Okay, so from your, I guess, expertise in being here in Florida, is that normal, you think?
	All those numbers?
	No. No?
	What? I don't know.
	Maybe for a lot of girls, but I don't know.
	I'm just like, no.
	I don't think so.
	So when you go out with, like, your friends, do you go out to, like, party?
	You don't get guys' numbers and stuff?
	I don't really go out.
	What do you do?
	Do you fucks?
	I go to the gym.
	At the gym, then?
	What? Do guys approach you at the gym?
	Do you get approached at the gym?
	No. Do you get approached ever?
	No. Not really.
	Well, uh, earlier I saw your phone, so...
	Someone's lying.
	I'm not lying.
	Nigga, I saw your text on your Snapchat.
	I mean, it's probably her.
	I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	Your shit looks worse than hers.
	Damn! It's probably her coworkers rush.
	You're a liar.
	Bring your phone right now!
	I ignore literally everybody on my Snapchat.
	Nigga, your shit looks worse than hers, bro.
	No, it doesn't.
	Show them the chat, then.
	Show them.
	That's fine that you ignore them, but that's not what he's saying.
	Show them.
	It did not look worse.
	Bro, your shit's disgusting.
	No, it's not.
	Don't say numbers and random niggas in Snapchat.
	No, it's not.
	Bro. I know everybody on my phone, so no, it isn't.
	Alright, put it to the test.
	Yeah, show them.
	Get the phone, niggas.
	No, because there are some numbers, and I'm not trying to expose anyone.
	Oh, there's some numbers now.
	I have like two numbers.
	I just started online dating.
	Okay. Leave me alone.
	See, this is why I got pet peeve for you, nigga.
	Trash. Alright, what about you?
	Yo, the lies being exposed.
	Yo, that shit crazy.
	Alright, what about you?
	No, I don't think that's normal.
	I don't think that's normal because I don't know.
	That just doesn't seem right to me.
	I don't know how to explain it.
	That's just how I feel.
	But can you imagine just being a somewhat Good looking girl.
	Going out with friends.
	And you're being approached constantly.
	But guys, you know what?
	I'll give him a shot.
	Oh, he's tall.
	He has a nice car.
	He's a doctor.
	His name's Dean.
	No. If I was what you said I was...
	Keep in mind, bro.
	She's in high school, man.
	Once she gets out to the real world, it's going to be way worse.
	I mean, guys, my life is not as easy as you think it is.
	I mean, I got kicked out of my house when I was 17. So, yeah.
	No, it's not.
	Yeah, but it's your choice, though.
	It wasn't my choice.
	Bro, kick that at 17. You did some fuck shit, probably.
	Wow. Actually, no, I didn't.
	Actually, my dad, it was just actually some fuck shit.
	And, yeah.
	Wow. You probably customized some shit, bro.
	Yeah, my bad.
	No, it was actually over insurance.
	Would you believe that?
	It's over insurance.
	I was getting ready for work, and he wanted to talk about me paying the insurance.
	I didn't mind.
	And... Ow, I was already late, and I was like, oh, do you mind if we talk about this later?
	My dad's a really short-tempered guy.
	He didn't like that.
	And he was already working outside because he does, like, construction and shit like that.
	So it was just, like, a whole thing.
	And then he was like, if you don't like it, you can get out.
	I'm like, I don't like it, but I have nowhere to go, so I'm going to stay here.
	And he's like, well, you're not going to stay here no more.
	Put your key on the counter.
	And that's how it went.
	Nah, bro.
	Nah, man.
	You did some fuck shit before that, bro.
	No, actually, my problem is that I'm a disobedient.
	You know, I'm a teenager, but I don't do nothing.
	My parents, I'm not a bad kid.
	I'm not.
	You smoke weed?
	Yeah. Bro, I promise you she did a bunch of dumb shit.
	And that nigga said, fuck this shit, bro.
	It takes a lot to take a dad to say, get out the fucking house, man.
	If you knew my dad, then you would understand.
	Well, he said if you don't like it, leave.
	I know that he worked a hard manual labor construction job to put a roof over your head and you were being disobedient and entitled and he said, fuck this shit.
	He doesn't work a construction job, he just does it as a hobby.
	He just does construction as a hobby.
	See, you got a smart mouth.
	That's what it is.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Now I see why that nigga kicked you out, bro.
	Oh, you don't work that hard, nigga.
	It's a hobby, nigga.
	Yeah, nigga.
	Now I see why that nigga kicked you out, bro.
	I ain't paying with damn insurance.
	Fuck you, papi.
	I don't talk back to my dad.
	Like, you guys are getting the wrong idea.
	I don't.
	My dad is not the person that you talk back to.
	Like, in my opinion.
	Like, I don't know.
	He did you a favor.
	He gave you your wings to fly away.
	Only thing is, you can't fly.
	I mean, I wish I could.
	But, no, I mean, I guess that was, like, a good starter for me to get, like, my shit together.
	Like, I got my own place.
	I mean, I started getting better in school.
	I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess that was just kind of a way to, like, push me out.
	But at the same time...
	You know what?
	Let's call your dad right now.
	You want to call my dad?
	Let's ask him.
	Why'd he kick you out?
	At that age.
	No, keep it real.
	Keep it real.
	Why do you...
	Bring your phone real quick.
	Because it's important for them to know, understand, why they shouldn't have a daughter.
	Yo, yo, you're crazy, my dad.
	Alright, let's do it.
	Let's do it, man.
	Let's do this content, baby.
	Let's do it, man.
	I don't want to hear none of y'all that can say fresh, useless.
	Nah, I'm afraid of that guy.
	I can't do it.
	Oh, my God.
	Carlos texted me.
	What'd he say?
	Carlos was like, hurry up and answer.
	I need to ask you something.
	Oh, yeah.
	See, that nigga was...
	Call him, man.
	Look, I'm...
	Call him.
	Ready? Call him, call him, call him.
	I'm not lying.
	I really don't want to talk to my dad.
	This is better.
	Like, my dad is so mean.
	Bro, no.
	He doesn't even know me on this podcast.
	I want you.
	Wait, let me go on you.
	You told me to hurry up and answer you, but I'm so sorry.
	Like, I don't know what I was doing.
	I'm not doing anything.
	I'm just, you know.
	What interview?
	What are you talking about?
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	I don't know what she's talking about.
	I don't know what she's talking about.
	I want to see you.
	Why are you talking so much?
	Just let me see you.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Why are you talking so much?
	Just let me see you.
	Why do you wanna see?
	You know why I wanna see you?
	I already told you earlier.
	Hey, shut the fuck up.
	You guys are so fucking loud.
	Okay, I'm gonna go from you.
	Please. So?
	Just shut the fuck up.
	Are you going to say anything or are you just going to continue like, you know?
	Pussy. I'm not going to go with this back and forth thing with you.
	It's just like a yes or no question.
	Are you going to come over or not?
	No. Okay, that's it.
	You wouldn't hook up with me if you had a chance.
	Would you hook up with me if you had a chance?
	No. No?
	Are you saying that with full confidence?
	Full confidence.
	Are you standing ten toes down?
	I'm standing ten toes down.
	Alright. That's all I need to know.
	So you're not gonna come over?
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	Nah. Took you a while to answer that, no?
	I feel like if you were really confident about that answer, you would have been like, oh, hell no.
	I'm not doing that.
	I feel like it would have been like that.
	Because I know you.
	me. Oh.
	We're having the phone, bro.
	You guys are so...
	I think he's a retard, bro.
	Okay, guys, guys, please, please, please, please.
	Okay, bro.
	I got the phone, man.
	Get this nigga out of here, bro.
	Nah, man.
	I don't even care.
	Just hang up.
	Okay. It's hurting my brain.
	Just hang up, bro.
	Hang up.
	Niggas shouldn't.
	Come on.
	I hug up.
	Special Ed?
	Yo, what?
	Is that how he talks?
	Yeah, I swear, no, he talks more like, slowly, he just doesn't like, he doesn't like, I'm asking him a question.
	Nah, that nigga retarded, bro.
	That nigga retarded.
	I don't, I can show you a picture.
	Do you guys want to see a picture?
	Now we know why.
	No, but let me, I have to show you a picture because I swear, like.
	Nah, man, we good, bro.
	Holy. That nigga retarded.
	I can't hold it in either.
	That was funny as fuck.
	Yo, it's just like, nah, you know.
	That nigga said, nigga said, no.
	Come over.
	What you say?
	And he's like, and y'all are laughing in the background.
	I bet that he knows that I'm on the podcast right now.
	Yeah, we want the dad, nigga.
	We don't care about that retard ass nigga.
	Yeah, we want the dad.
	We didn't give you the phone to talk to that stupid fuck.
	Oh, no, I cannot talk to my dad.
	Like, my dad does not play.
	Like, guys, no, no, please.
	I just escaped my dad.
	I can't do it again.
	Like, I'm begging you.
	Like, we can call my mom.
	Nah. Nah, she don't come, man.
	Man, this shit whacked, man.
	I'm about to end this show, nigga.
	Yeah, for real.
	These girls are boring.
	All right.
	Let's move on.
	I'm going to finish reading the chats.
	We're going to close this shit out, man.
	Facts. I'd rather get some sleep and give y'all a banger tomorrow.
	This show sucks.
	All right.
	What the fuck, man?
	What do we got here?
	All right.
	Fuck the tongue twisters and all fresh.
	The way to say my name is Buro?
	Buro. Buro.
	Oh, Buro.
	Okay. You know Spanish?
	I'm going to tell the coconut man to say it.
	The chick in all black, huge ass forehead.
	My skin is freaky too.
	My be careful driving.
	And Austin, when you come there, has been some crazy accidents the last month.
	I'm not driving real.
	Thornton now in the middle.
	Blue and white stripe has a sweet voice to keep me drawn to her tits.
	Nigga, why are you simping?
	What the fuck?
	Why are you simping, bro?
	The fuck is wrong with you?
	Why are you sipping, nigga?
	Torta boobs and forehead throat game on fleek.
	Torta boobs, forehead, throat game.
	Torta boobs, forehead, throat game.
	You be giving head?
	It's nigger simping, bro.
	We'll go on our next chat, man.
	I've only given head to my ex and a guy before that.
	Thoughts on this, WEA?
	Tomorrow, bro.
	Tomorrow. What else we got?
	That's it.
	That's it.
	Alright. Cool.
	The last thoughts?
	Yeah, we'll get...
	Actually, no.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It'll be fun.
	Go ahead, Daisy.
	Daisy, thoughts on the show?
	On the show?
	She's not even Chinese.
	It was fun.
	Last thoughts?
	Anything? That girl was not a virgin at all.
	Damn! But fuck no, there's no way.
	That's an interesting thing to fix on, but fair.
	What was the science that she wasn't a virgin?
	Because I could just sense it.
	Like, she just did not give off virgin at all.
	I wasn't seeing it.
	Like, I didn't understand it at all.
	You guys, like, had the hints left and right.
	You were like, oh, yeah, she's definitely not a virgin.
	I was trolling her the whole time.
	I was trolling.
	So you didn't research?
	No. You had me thinking that you were like...
	No, no, no.
	I was, but, like, I didn't believe her at all.
	Oh, okay.
	Bro, if you're 22 and you look like you're in your 30s, bro, you've seen some dick.
	She looks like she's in her 30s?
	She's back on her eyes.
	She's back.
	I mean, white women age poorly.
	That's common.
	But, like, that was bad.
	At 22 years old?
	Like, that's bad, bro.
	And then, like I said, the tattoos, the aging face, coming here for Ultra, coming all the way from Michigan.
	You know, like, bro, we're not naked.
	No way.
	Yeah. My wife Twitter gonna get you now.
	I guess so.
	They gonna get you.
	But yeah.
	What about you?
	I like the show.
	You guys are very funny.
	Keeping it a buck.
	I like being here.
	And I hope to come back again.
	Thank you for coming.
	By the way, next time we call your dad.
	I do want to say this too.
	I'll do it.
	Next time we call your dad.
	Next time.
	It's just like not today.
	I do want to say this.
	Guys, learn from her dumbass friend, bro.
	This is why most women don't respect y'all niggas, bro.
	That dude's clearly an incompetent idiot.
	Playing Fortnite.
	Can barely fucking make a coherent sentence.
	He's just Carlos.
	How old is he?
	He's 19. That is scary.
	Yeah, but what she doesn't understand is, like, a lot of niggas in her age group are just idiots like that.
	Guys, like, don't be like that, man.
	Like, 19 years old, you should not be...
	Is he a virgin?
	I don't know that.
	Apparently, he has gotten with girls.
	Bro, that nigga's 19 years old, but he's talking like he's 91 years old.
	No, I honestly think that he is not a virgin.
	I'm gonna say it straight off the bat.
	Bro had the Biden Alzheimer's, bro.
	But he's chopped.
	Like, chopped cheese.
	I have to show you guys a photo of him, but you guys didn't let me.
	Like, one eye is looking this way, the other eye is looking down.
	Oh my god.
	No, but like, listen to me real quick.
	That's your homie!
	Yo! That's your dog!
	He calls me Chopped, too, so I'm gonna say it, too.
	Bro, yeah, guys.
	Hold on.
	If he can smash nigga, what's your excuse, bro?
	Yeah. He's keeping it real.
	If he can what?
	If he can smash the chip.
	But yeah, guys, like, that's the generation, man.
	He has.
	He did.
	He has.
	I feel like this.
	Why we're cooked.
	Gentlemen, you gotta be...
	Bro, you gotta be better, guys.
	Like, that right there is a perfect proof.
	Like, most young men are fucking retards like that guy.
	And she...
	Don't do drugs, guys.
	The girls that he's got in with, they're pretty.
	Like, pretty.
	Like, they're not...
	They're like...
	Sorry, I can't believe that right now.
	No, but you have to let me...
	You're not letting me show you.
	I'll show you after the show.
	I'm gonna show you.
	I'm not lying.
	What about you?
	I'm gonna show you.
	Here, go.
	Go ahead.
	Thoughts on the show?
	Last thoughts.
	How was the show for you?
	It's nice.
	I mean, I'd never heard about the show before.
	Until I was invited.
	I was like, oh, I mean, it's nice.
	Peep talk, like, questions, answers.
	Yeah, normally we have a more engaging panel, but given the circumstances...
	All your weekend.
	Yeah, all your weekend.
	Isn't there another show on Wednesday?
	Yes, there is, actually.
	Yes. And that will be better.
	Viva Honduras!
	Chris will make it better.
	Special guest.
	Okay. Yeah, guys.
	So I'll be back tomorrow on the debrief tomorrow at 5, guys.
	We'll bring out a better show on Wednesday.
	And then I'll be back tomorrow as well on the 3 or 5 podcast with Gary.
	It's kind of a thing that sucks.
	It's like you're kind of at the mercy of who comes on the panel.
	What does that mean?
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, it's all good.
	We could force it and make it work, but it's like, eh.
	It's all good.
	Yeah. So...
	Yeah, we'll see you guys on Wednesday.
	I'll be back tomorrow at 5 for the debrief.
	I'll cover the EA stuff, and I'll also cover the news, man.
	I think we'll probably go deeper into the Iran war, what's going on, because I didn't get to really finish it all the way.
	Other than that, man, I love you.
	Just 5 p.m. tomorrow.

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