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March 25, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

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Is The Morning Routine Masculine Or Suspect?

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	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Freser Podcast.
	After hours, this is your man.
	Today, we're going to be talking about morning routines and a couple other things.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Check out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	All right.
	And we are back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, man.
	After our audition, man.
	We're joined with six lovely ladies.
	On a Monday.
	On a Monday.
	We didn't have anything.
	What happened on Friday, Chris?
	Oh, spring break.
	Girls being hosts.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah. What else is new?
	Yeah, it was crazy.
	But yeah, guys, welcome to the stream, man.
	We are live now.
	We're live on Rumble, YouTube, Castle Club, and X as well.
	Both X accounts.
	Both Miami, Iron Gains, X, and CEO Network on X. Is this?
	No, it's not.
	Press CEO Network.
	Press CEO Network on X. We're live on all the platforms right now, guys, so welcome to the show.
	Today we're going to be talking about...
	We've got a topic for once.
	We're going to be talking about the morning routine and let the girls weigh in on that because they can actually comment on it.
	As you guys know, we've kind of strayed away from reacting to videos because the girls never have any real opinions, so I'm just like, okay, whatever.
	But I think they'll have them on this one.
	Also coming up next month, we're going to be in Penn State?
	Yes, April 7th, guys.
	I will be up in Penn State in Pennsylvania.
	I think it's up in University Park.
	I'll be debating some liberals on feminism, immigration, a bunch of stuff.
	How dare you!
	The liberals get mad about.
	So I'll be over there doing better than Charlie Kirk, you know what I'm saying?
	Because we're a bit more based on this side of the internet.
	So it'll be a good time.
	And then we'll be in the UK right after for some...
	I'll be there with Uncensored America.
	Yeah, UK shows.
	And then UK, we're going to be filming, I think...
	Standout TV.
	Standout TV?
	And another one.
	It's April 10?
	Yeah. Okay.
	Cool. All right.
	So yeah, right after I do the Pennsylvania thing, we're going to go right to the UK, man.
	So we got a busy early April.
	Yep. So what else?
	Anything else?
	Announcements? I got a meetup coming up March 29th from my CEO Network group, pretty much.
	And then tomorrow's show is going to be insane because we're dropping some receipts on some niggas on X and some lies.
	Speaking of which, I got to respond.
	So let's go.
	Because people want to cap with some bloggers and some lies, but the truth is on our side.
	We don't cap over here.
	Stop the cap!
	Let's go.
	With the boxing stuff, right?
	Yes, boxing stuff, yeah.
	Yeah, well, you guys...
	Killed me just now.
	Shout out to the guys in the back.
	Shout out to the girls.
	Shout out to the chat, man.
	Y'all guys are number one, man.
	Well, some of you guys, other guys complaining and bitch like little girls.
	But anyways...
	Guys, we're here on a Monday.
	It's spring break.
	The girls are out here.
	I'm fresh and fit.
	Follow me on my socials.
	Follow me on Twitch because I'm going to push it more for you guys because I've been busy trying to make sure the show runs smooth, but I got you guys.
	When I go live, we have a good time.
	Other than that, let's make it happen.
	All right.
	Do you talk as much on Twitch right now?
	Oh, yeah, I do.
	You know, I definitely talk and, you know, have a good time on my revivals.
	All the time.
	Bryce, why are you laughing, man?
	Nothing, bro.
	You're hilarious.
	I know I'm hilarious, man.
	I'm funny as fuck.
	All right.
	Yes. Yes.
	Yes. All right.
	What do we got here?
	Fresh updates.
	Fresh updates.
	Already making an Ice Age joke.
	Sit from Ice Age.
	Oh, damn.
	Yo! No.
	Stop. Stop playing with me.
	You want to defend yourself?
	Tell them what's up.
	I don't look like that.
	Some girl I know looks like that more than me.
	Okay. Alright.
	Sharpshooter says, We embarrass already, SMH.
	Women, when y'all lose profanity, or use profanity, it shows your IQ and it's unbecoming.
	And whoever said they got a 92 IQ, you're dumb as fuck.
	Love you, though.
	Who said that?
	Who said that?
	92 IQ.
	Who said that?
	I don't think any of us said that.
	No. Okay.
	Just because you use profanity doesn't mean your IQ is low.
	It just means you use profanity.
	You know, it's actually scientifically proven that people who use profanity are smarter than the average person.
	Clock the T. Clock it.
	You can look it up.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Alright. What else we got here?
	It looks like all that winter seed planting is starting to show signs it's pregnant season.
	What the fuck?
	I didn't get you.
	Oh, I don't laugh.
	Niggas has roasted Melissa too, man.
	First of all, I eat good.
	Thank you.
	Black Panther says, once again, the ovaries have gathered for another after hours.
	Looks like a full table tonight.
	Yo. Okay.
	Comfort zone.
	Yeah. Melissa, why?
	We gotta hit the gym.
	Actually, Melissa goes to the gym, by the way.
	I see her in there all the time.
	I need you to carry my seed.
	I need you to be ready.
	When I hit you with this original Scottish bad man, forward, I need you to be in shape.
	Fresh ticket to your trainer immediately.
	Scottish, Albanian, Jamaican.
	Nigga, I seen her in gym, though.
	She looks like she hits the gym.
	She looks good.
	She does.
	She looks good as fuck.
	That might be Photoshop, man.
	She's cool vaping.
	Oh my god, no.
	Yo! Okay, uh, pressure updates.
	Did she get locked up for having fucked up gums?
	I had a DUI.
	A DUI?
	I forgot to turn on my headlights while driving.
	And they arrested you for that?
	I was drunk.
	No headlights?
	Can you drive now?
	Yes. Of course I can drive.
	No, you can't.
	I can definitely drive.
	Am I supposed to?
	What he's asking is, does the state of Florida recognize your driving privilege as being allowed back?
	They're revoked.
	So you can't drive right now?
	No. Suspend a license?
	Yes. But there's no point in me paying for it anyways.
	I can just drive without a license.
	Like, what's the point?
	See, this is a problem in Florida.
	People do that shit, and they think it's cool.
	Because I can drive out here, and it's just fine.
	You're a danger!
	How long did you, uh...
	I'm not until they do.
	It was a year, over a year ago.
	Bro, a fucking mile is a pile of evidence right now.
	Can you imagine she hits you on the road?
	I don't, I've never been in a crash, so it was my fault.
	Alright, don't drive, okay?
	It was never my fault.
	Okay. Wait, hold on, do you have insurance?
	Yeah. I have insurance for my car, yes.
	For what?
	Because my car is still driven, so why would I not have insurance for it?
	Yeah, but you are not insured on it.
	Are you insured on your license?
	No, not on my car.
	Somebody else is.
	Hold on.
	If you hit somebody in your car currently, you need to run it.
	I wouldn't be in the car.
	She can't run, bro.
	Too much cameras around.
	Yo, bro, you're a cook, man.
	It's way too much cameras around.
	That's scary, bro.
	All right.
	Remember, he asked your highest level of education completed and not attended.
	Please listen to the questions.
	We need to read that one after.
	That are asked and answered with logic and not feelings to all the black women, not just on the panel, but in the world.
	Stop embarrassing us, thanks.
	It's only two black women on this fucking band.
	I mean, like the garbage guy anyway, so it's fine.
	Like, don't forget.
	It's only two black women here.
	So we'll do the intros.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show.
	And also, guys, like the video, bro.
	We got already 4,000 plus you guys in here, man.
	We just started up.
	So like the video, guys.
	Let's get to 1,000 likes.
	Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Hey, y'all!
	My name is Nessa.
	I'm 25, and I'm an assistant.
	Where are you from?
	Seattle, but I was born in Uganda, Africa.
	Oh, she knows the way.
	Don't be nervous.
	You know that phrase?
	Do you know the way?
	Do you know the way?
	It actually came from Uganda, too.
	There you go.
	Highest education level completed?
	Some college.
	You have your associates?
	No. Like, I started but I couldn't finish.
	Alright. Relationship status?
	Single. You just put in a super chat.
	Highest completed, ladies.
	Completed. Alright, parents together?
	One deceased.
	One parent.
	Okay. Like, your mom or your dad?
	My mom.
	Okay. Well, your favorite question, yeah.
	Birth control?
	Birth control is a crazy ass question.
	No. You have kids?
	Do you have an IUD?
	Not even close.
	I take pills.
	And you said you're single, right?
	In your high school.
	And then you said you're an assistant?
	Yeah. Like for...
	For what?
	My friend, he's a YouTuber, so I'd be helping him.
	Oh, nice.
	Yeah. Who's your YouTuber friend?
	His name is Hoodrich Kevin.
	Hoodrich Kevin?
	It's so original.
	Alright, cool.
	What kind of content does he make?
	He does music videos in 20V1s and, like, vlogs.
	Oh, nice.
	How many subs?
	He has 200,000.
	Let's go!
	He makes nigga content, just like you, bro.
	Hold on, dude.
	That's nigga content, man.
	I do classy vlogs.
	20V1 and shit, that's nigga content, man.
	Come on, bro.
	Put some in there, one or two, you know?
	Alright. Okay.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	Body count.
	One. No, you don't.
	It's not one.
	I have one kid, so I got one body count.
	I got one.
	Come on, man.
	You hang out with Hootrich Kevin?
	Come on, man.
	They ain't never here.
	I'm sure you fuck the homies, bro.
	Actually, no.
	You don't fuck the homies?
	No, never.
	Wait, who's talking?
	Yaya. Yaya?
	Oh, so you two are friends?
	Yeah. You got a white friend?
	Oh, that's dangerous.
	She's a friend, too.
	Oh. Did you say, do you have a white friend?
	Yeah, me.
	No, white friend.
	Yeah, you're white.
	What's wrong with her having a white friend?
	That means you're the freak.
	Yaya. No.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Vice versa.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Fresh Xer.
	Or white.
	Okay. Name, age we do for a living?
	Hi. I'm Yaya.
	I'm 21. All right.
	Where are you from?
	Pensacola. Okay.
	Okay. And what I do for a living?
	Yes. I do me.
	She belongs to the streets!
	I belong to the streets!
	I told you, bro.
	Do you live in Pensacola?
	No, I just moved here.
	How long have you been in Miami now?
	Like four months.
	You guys got a big federal prison up there in Pensacola.
	It's actually not that big.
	She knows, alright.
	It's not that big.
	It's actually pretty small.
	She knows.
	She's been locked up.
	It wasn't in Pensacola.
	It was in Santa Rosa.
	So, you said you do me for a living.
	Does that include, like, I guess your body, I guess?
	I don't know.
	What does that include?
	No, it does not include my body.
	Okay, so what do you do for a living?
	Come on, man.
	Don't lie.
	Social media.
	Yo, listen.
	Castle Club already knows already.
	Castle Club already had her, you know, playing with zucchinis in her mouth.
	I do, like, Chatterbait, OnlyFans.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	I do me.
	Like, I just do me.
	For a living.
	I mean, don't lie, man.
	Hey, it's what it is.
	So, you do OnlyFans and spicy content?
	Yeah. They had to play the GTA noise.
	Yeah, I told you shit, freak.
	No, wait.
	They had to play the GTA.
	That's actually Pornhub.
	Of course you guys would know.
	Well, I don't watch Pornhub, so...
	Exactly. So, because...
	I watch X and X. What?
	What is that?
	Chris, what is that?
	Tell us.
	I have no idea.
	What, Mo?
	Hold on, if you don't know what it is, then...
	It's an alternative.
	See? No shame, Mo.
	I was in high school, bro.
	It's an alternative to Pornhub.
	Alright. It's like the crazier version of Pornhub.
	I was blue pill for years, remember?
	You're on that?
	No. Y'all was watching Pornhub.
	I mean, it's a ratchet.
	It's a ratchet version, I guess, right?
	Yeah, ratchet version.
	So I should be doing crazy shit, man.
	Yeah. You scare me, man.
	Alright, so OF and social media.
	Alright. High security level completed?
	Me? Yeah, high level education.
	High school?
	Oh, yeah, I graduated.
	Nice. I'm in school right now to become a dental assistant.
	Okay, so you graduated high school, but you're in, like, trade school to be a dental assistant.
	Trade school, I guess.
	It's a trade, right?
	Yeah. You're being a dental hygienist?
	Yeah. Bro, please don't.
	That's pretty good, though.
	Yeah. Compared to your other work?
	You said, please don't?
	Why? No, it's the one that's like, opium out, nigga.
	Yeah. Don't make me laugh.
	Don't make me cry.
	Okay. Relationship status?
	Singless foot!
	Nigga! Are you single?
	Are your parents together?
	Can't be.
	No. Can't be.
	My dad's dead.
	Stop. I don't mean to...
	It's the one she fucking says it.
	Why the fuck are you gonna say it like that?
	Wait, why am I still going with the music?
	I don't know if she's trolling or not, but, uh...
	No, yeah, she's dead.
	No, no, no, she's not trolling.
	Did you know him, or...?
	Nah. Duh.
	Why would I not know my dad?
	You laughed at him, so I don't know if you, like...
	I'm confused.
	Well, I mean...
	What am I supposed to do, cry?
	She's probably coping, you know, it's a cope.
	Well, yeah, that's a normal response.
	I'm not going to cry about it.
	A healthy normal response.
	Well, healthy is, you can laugh too, you know, she probably got over it.
	I am over it.
	Yeah. So she does porn.
	Understood. Yeah, she gets over it by going under it.
	Just chilling.
	Just chilling with her dead daddy.
	She fucks for a living, man.
	I don't fuck for a living.
	Oh, you fuck things for a living.
	I don't know.
	Dildos. Black dildos.
	No, I don't have birth control.
	This shit fucks up the human body.
	Okay. And then ethnic background for you?
	Ethnic background.
	I'm a little bit of Russian, white, and Native American.
	Okay. What a mix.
	Definitely a mix.
	Wait, hold on.
	Kids? Huh?
	Do you have kids?
	Yes, I do.
	Okay, how many kids?
	I have one.
	Okay. Body count?
	My body count?
	23. Not this week, nigga.
	Not this week, all right?
	No! It's 23. My body count is like all the way through and through throughout my whole life.
	It's 23. Wait, how old are you?
	21. 21?
	23 bodies?
	And you're lying to me, too.
	I'm not lying.
	So times three.
	Why would somebody lie about having a 23 fucking body count?
	Because girls...
	If I was gonna lie, I would say my shit was like six.
	That is kind of true.
	Mm-hmm.
	I don't know, man.
	I said one.
	You for sure lied.
	All right.
	Well, we wish you the best.
	Yeah. You said you're Native American.
	What tribe?
	This is crazy.
	Jakey. What?
	Do you live on a reservation?
	No, I don't.
	No, I'm saying can you live on a reservation.
	Can I?
	No. No.
	I can't.
	All right, so you're not really American.
	So you don't count.
	What's your background?
	She's from Uganda.
	I was adopted, so I came to the U.S. Yeah, I don't count.
	Wait, so you're not with your biological parents?
	No, I was adopted.
	Okay. That was funny.
	You said one of your parents passed away.
	Was that your adoptive parent?
	Yeah, my dad.
	So you don't know your biological parents?
	I do.
	I've met them, but it's kind of like a stranger, though.
	Are they back in Uganda?
	I have siblings, too.
	You went back over there?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay. Wait, didn't want you back?
	Okay. Wow.
	She went back as an adult, right?
	What is wrong with you?
	I came back when I was 9 and 16. This is sad.
	Hold on, hold on.
	No. Hold on.
	I was giving you back to the baby.
	Hear me out.
	Hear me out.
	Imagine, right, your daughter is grown now, coming to see you.
	You're like, welcome home, daughter.
	They didn't want you back?
	Fresh. She has like at least eight brothers.
	I don't think that's how it works.
	Wait, hold on.
	Separate from her situation, if I gave my kid up, I don't think I'd want them back.
	What? True.
	I gave him up in the first place.
	What are you talking about?
	Fuck now.
	I gave my kid up.
	I don't want them back.
	They usually don't have to go to school and stuff.
	So for my parents, I guess it was just harder because my mom had me, she was like, probably I think it was like 14, 15. Oh, shit.
	So like, she was like young.
	And then they gave me up as a baby.
	How does that make you feel?
	I'm here today, so...
	I hate these motherfuckers right now.
	It's okay, he's been abandoned by his parents too.
	Yeah, I know how it feels.
	Congratulations. Don't touch me.
	But I know how it feels.
	Sorry. I'm glad that we all know how it feels.
	You're cool though, you're cool, you're cool.
	Alright, what about you?
	My name is Gigi.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you.
	Alright, how old are you, Gigi?
	24. Where are you from?
	I'm from New York, the Bronx.
	Okay. Okay, do you live here now or are you just visiting?
	No, I live here now.
	Okay. What do you do for work?
	I'm a model and I bartend.
	I think we asked this last time.
	Yeah. Don't come for me.
	Alright, highest education level completed.
	Medical technician certified.
	Why don't you do that instead of bartending?
	Not as much?
	What do you mean?
	Bartending makes more money.
	No, that's what I was saying.
	Yeah, I got lost in the money.
	Okay. I got lost in the money.
	So bartending makes more money than medical technician.
	All right.
	What's a good night for you, roughly?
	A good night?
	Yeah. Like bartending?
	Fridays and Saturdays is the best nights.
	You bartend here in Miami or somewhere else?
	No, I bartend here.
	What's a good Saturday night?
	$1,500?
	I've made $1,500.
	Damn! That's so many salaries for, like, two weeks.
	Yeah, for two weeks.
	That's pretty good.
	That's why I stopped medical tech, because it's just ongoing money.
	I have cash in hand.
	You have a problem, though, with that lifestyle.
	You end up spending the money, but going on afterwards with your friends sometimes.
	Or, like, just the lifestyle itself.
	Nah, I'd be going straight home.
	You go straight home?
	I'd be tired.
	Yeah, I don't get off till, like, 4 a.m.
	Because usually they go to like 11 after, they go party some more.
	Yeah. Okay.
	Well, that's pretty good then.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	Single. All right.
	Are your parents together?
	No. Are you Puerto Rican?
	No. You don't remember?
	No. We've done a lot of shows.
	Colombian and Dominican.
	Okay. Yeah.
	Terrible mix.
	Wow. Him.
	There's trouble, bro.
	The Bronx is all Puerto Ricans.
	That's why.
	I think it's changed a lot probably by then.
	It's probably going through gentrification by now.
	Hopefully. Sorry.
	Can I ask a question?
	Why do you guys like to ask if the girls on birth control?
	Is that like...
	That's actually a good question.
	Go ahead, Fresh.
	There was an incident a couple...
	Last year, where this Asian escort tried to get pregnant by a black man.
	Are you writing this down?
	What? No.
	No, he's seen it firsthand.
	He's just been taking that.
	I was writing down all the other stuff.
	Just to make sure before anything happens.
	I'm talking about the birth control.
	The birth control.
	Oh, yes.
	What the fuck?
	Honestly, it is for stats though, honestly.
	Well, I think it's six of us, so he's trying to...
	Well, here's the thing, ladies.
	So we keep data on all the girls that come on the show.
	Ages, what they do for work, etc.
	And then we have like a Google spreadsheet that our guy, Roman, actually, he's watching the show right now.
	He puts all that data in.
	So we have like a whole assortment of data on girls that come on the show.
	We've got 3,500 girls that have come on.
	Wow. Last year I think we had 3,500.
	Why? Damn.
	What are you gonna do with the data?
	What's that?
	What are you gonna do with the data?
	Right, what's happening in case?
	I'm glad I didn't give you my real name.
	Yeah, we don't really need your real name.
	You're just a number, nigga.
	Yeah, I mean, for example, right?
	A lot of people say, oh, you only bring stupid OnlyFans girls on.
	And I'm like, well, technically, that's not true.
	And then I go ahead and I show, like, the whole, you know, matrix of jobs that we've had girls on.
	That's why.
	That's like one example.
	I just had an ass there.
	Oh, that's it?
	Yeah. Alright.
	Cool. Alright, so Bronx, yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Welcome back.
	Hi, how you doing?
	Okay, question.
	Is it cleaner now?
	It actually has been cleaner.
	Let's go!
	Woo! Some backstory here.
	Her boyfriend, who she loves dearly, is a mess.
	He doesn't clean up after himself.
	He needs to fix himself.
	And she was complaining on the show, and that was better, right?
	Is it better now?
	Actually, it did get better.
	So, like, all his friends watched the show, and they started cutting his ass in the DMs.
	They started following me, and I posted a couple times myself screaming at them to get cleaner with the Meta Ray-Bans.
	And after that, everybody swiped up, and he got shamed by his community.
	And now he's doing better.
	Yes, sir!
	I don't know if that's...
	Well, I mean, it worked, I guess.
	I thought you meant her vagina was cleaner.
	I was confused for, like, two seconds.
	Where did that even come in, Chris?
	I don't know.
	You're saying, is it cleaner?
	I'm like, okay.
	Why are you thinking about my vagina, bro?
	Because that's the number one thing I think about when I see women.
	Vagina, and then everything else matters.
	Chris, what the fuck?
	Come on, man.
	The girls look pretty.
	I'm a vagina first, you know?
	Alright, okay, what's your name?
	Shandao. Okay, how old are you?
	I'm 24. Where are you from?
	I'm from New York.
	What part of the city?
	Upper west side.
	Okay. The west side is better.
	We have parking.
	I just want everybody to know that.
	You can actually street park in some places.
	So if you're thinking about moving to New York, don't choose the east side.
	It's bullshit.
	There you go.
	What do you do for work?
	I work in the cannabis industry.
	I manage Instagrams and I'm the creative director of a marketing agency that we do dispensaries and brands Instagrams.
	Yes, man.
	Okay. Get that weed.
	The fucking weed.
	Smoking weed.
	College. What do you get your bachelor's degree in?
	Economics, which is kind of useless in what I do, but it's lit, you know?
	We do math and shit.
	It's fun.
	What school did you graduate from?
	NYU. Alright.
	Relationship status?
	I'm in a relationship.
	I've been dating somebody for like five years.
	You cheated yet?
	No. Question.
	When is he going to marry you?
	I honestly, I could say some shit about that too.
	That's crazy.
	Let's help you out some more.
	This is some shit, right?
	So he told me a time and a place that he was going to propose to me.
	And this was like almost a year ago now.
	And then the time and place done passed.
	Really? And it didn't happen.
	No way.
	And I asked about it, but you know, it's whatever.
	When was it?
	It was supposed to be on a trip we went on, and he was going to do it at the Eiffel Tower.
	Wait, hold on, but keep it real.
	What'd you do wrong?
	Come on.
	I didn't do nothing wrong, but I mean, I've just been me the whole time.
	You know, I've been, like, I've been the same the whole time.
	That might have been the problem.
	That might have been the problem.
	You beat me.
	What's to happen?
	But hold on.
	He's Russian, right?
	Is this guy?
	Mm-hmm.
	Is he also a, um, is he also a yarmulke wearer?
	No. Okay.
	I'll tell you this, though.
	He ain't rushing nothing.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Sings Sings He sure saw that one coming.
	For every 5 bad jokes he does 1 good one.
	Of course man.
	Of course man.
	You didn't hear the fucking ruling jokes earlier.
	Yeah it was terrible.
	Okay, well, you know what?
	We wish you the best and hopefully he decides to marry after this show.
	Hopefully. I'm over.
	Yeah, that cleanest shit probably got him bad.
	Breath control for you?
	Yeah. Alright.
	Yeah. Wax me!
	you said you're jewish right no no no no no no i mean i didn't say that be careful we can't certain I want to switch the camera not in this goddamn climate we are comedians
	Why Women Deserve Less.
	That's his favorite book.
	Yes sir, yes sir!
	Yeah! Yeah!
	He wrote the book.
	His other favorite is the rational male.
	That's what it is.
	Bro, these niggas get terrified anytime I reach for it, bro.
	Literally right here, it's like you just start sweating, bro.
	Of course, man.
	Hey, listen, I wish you was on YouTube, bro.
	But we're not.
	And Twitch, I wish, but we're not.
	Wrong mood!
	Thank God we have that shit.
	Bro, we're...
	One for three right now, bro.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Alright, well, OSS knows.
	Okay, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Mariah Primo.
	I guess that's my real name.
	Okay, Mariah.
	I sell sex toys.
	I have one.
	Yeah, don't look so surprised.
	I sell sex toys.
	What's your number one seller?
	Wait, hold on.
	I just got your name.
	Hold on.
	My name is that sex toys.
	You seduce me a little bit first.
	Okay, how old are you?
	Why should I?
	How old are you?
	I'm 24. Okay, where are you from originally?
	I was born in New York.
	I was raised down here in Miami.
	Okay. Miami native.
	And I guess, what do you do for work now?
	You said you sell...
	Sell sex toys.
	What's your number one seller?
	Vibrators. It's a bullet.
	Roses? I don't know.
	Is it like an online store?
	It's an online store.
	It's on Instagram.
	Wait, a bullet?
	What's a bullet though?
	It's like this...
	Wait, so it goes by a lot?
	It's a vibrator.
	Wait, so who buy a lot of girls, right?
	Yeah, of course.
	Like, is it like single girls, white girls, black girls?
	Well, I don't sit there and ask people what's their race when they buy toys.
	Well, you see them coming to you, right?
	Shit, as long as they're giving me money, I don't give a fuck.
	I'm curious.
	I don't give a fuck if you have a dick.
	I don't care if you have an appendage attached to something like that.
	From your experience, what race people buy it the most?
	White, black, Indian.
	I'm curious.
	Oh, they're white people.
	Both sex.
	Okay. Makes sense.
	They're more open.
	They do not really give a shit whether you're black or white, young or old.
	They will buy toys from you.
	Cool. I can create anybody here a dungeon.
	Even the production team, if you want one.
	I'm good, bro.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Let's get into it!
	Listen, it gets very spicy.
	Medieval times?
	Not in medieval times, so we're talking about 2025.
	I'll create you a dungeon.
	She went from fucking Mariah to Bowser in two seconds.
	Hey, let me tell you, people love to be tied up on a wall, okay?
	With chains and shit.
	I'll be honest with you.
	That is some...
	What's that book again?
	The book with the guy, Christian Grey.
	Oh, Christian Grey.
	Women love that shit.
	You're right.
	Funny story.
	I was in L.A. I was in L.A., right?
	And we went to this museum.
	There was this medieval museum, like torture museum.
	And there was all this fucking stuff there when they used to punish people for, you know, Committing crimes.
	But one of the torture devices that they had was actually hilarious.
	You put it on your wife and it shuts her up.
	It's like a mandible thing.
	You put her on her and she can't talk, bro.
	I mean, I have one of those, too.
	It's a ball gag.
	Yeah, you put it in your mouth.
	This is not a ball gag.
	I mean, it shuts the woman up at the end of the day.
	That's crazy.
	I might need to get one of those.
	I know it!
	Maybe two.
	Yeah, these girls...
	Different colors.
	Is there a discount?
	No. Who said that?
	Exactly. No, there's no discount.
	Yo, who said that?
	That wasn't me.
	That was Bill's.
	It's crazy, though.
	Why? No, that's very interesting.
	Literally, it was widely sold in the medieval times.
	You have it in your house, and they put on their wife when she talks too much.
	That's crazy.
	Too bad times.
	Do you have a picture of it?
	I kind of want to see this.
	I can look it up if you want after the show.
	But yeah, it's like a big-ass cage trap.
	That you put like on her head.
	Why you want to wear it?
	No, I just wanted to see it.
	It looks kind of like, do you ever see the movie Saw?
	The first one?
	When the girl has the thing on her skin?
	It looks sort of like that.
	How does it stop them from talking though?
	That's insane.
	It like locks her jaw in place.
	That's crazy.
	Like close.
	Kind of.
	That is some medieval shit.
	Yeah, I don't deal with that.
	It's like, it's literally if your white woman talks too much, you could put her on her.
	Yeah, I don't deal with that.
	So it's meant for white women?
	I'm sorry?
	I'm assuming it was in England, yeah.
	Well, I don't deal in that.
	I deal in pleasure.
	Complete pleasure.
	Yeah, I don't know if that one is pleasurable.
	Scary shit like that.
	Hell no.
	Okay, so dating status.
	I am single.
	I don't like men.
	Are you single?
	Wait. Am I single but entangled with my child's father?
	Of course.
	Yes. Okay, okay.
	So you dated men but you just decided not to.
	I've dated men and women.
	Okay. I'm bisexual.
	I love women.
	I love all the women here.
	I don't like dating women.
	No, women are annoying.
	Keeping it real!
	Keeping it real!
	Are you really bisexual then?
	Yes, I am.
	Alright. If I had to marry somebody again, I would say full-time, long-term.
	It wouldn't be a woman.
	Got it.
	It wouldn't be a man either.
	It would be myself.
	Alright, nigger.
	Yeah. Men are annoying, women are annoying.
	Emotional! Damn it!
	You're not your parents together.
	No, they're not.
	Alright, birth control for you.
	Yes, I am.
	Of course.
	And then you said you have one kid, right?
	I do.
	And you're single now.
	Are you guys all friends?
	One, two, three?
	Yeah. One, two, three.
	All one kid each?
	Yeah. Interesting.
	One and done.
	This baby factor is cutting the fuck off.
	So who's babysitting right now?
	Who's babysitting?
	My stepsister.
	Well, at least I can say my stepsister babysitting.
	And if you guys see me...
	Highest education level completed for you?
	High school or college?
	I did two years of college for...
	You got your associates?
	No, I wanted to be a marine biologist.
	Oh my gosh, that sounds so fun.
	Completely different from some sex toys, ain't it?
	Yeah, but that sounds so fun.
	So high school is the highest completed then.
	Yes, of course.
	Where'd you try to go to...
	Doesn't UM have a marine biology program?
	What? Not UM.
	University of Miami?
	No, Miami-Dade College.
	Guys, you gotta do it cheap.
	Hello. Shit, I got money back from them.
	Okay. Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Hani.
	I'm 23. Okay.
	Where are you from?
	I'm Cuban, but I'm from Miami.
	Okay. Have you lived here your whole life?
	No, I was born in Cuba and I came here when I was seven.
	Did you vote for Trump?
	I don't vote.
	You can't vote.
	I actually can.
	Yes, I am.
	Okay. So you didn't vote at all?
	No, I haven't voted, never.
	Okay, if you could vote, who would you have voted for?
	I wouldn't.
	I'd just leave it to God.
	Understandable. What do you do for work?
	I'm a behavior therapist, and I do marketing on the side as a freelancer.
	Behavior therapist, huh?
	She's judging us.
	All right.
	Can you be my therapist?
	What'd you say, I'm sorry?
	Highest education level completed?
	Well, certification for behavior therapists, but high school.
	Oh, you don't need your college degree for that?
	No, actually.
	All right.
	I guess people are just so fucked up, they're like, hey, man, we need to fuck it, man.
	Okay, so now I'm curious.
	What does your job entail?
	Like, is it like you just study people, kids, adults?
	Yeah, what age group do you work with?
	That's what you're asking, right?
	Okay, so right now I work with autistic kids.
	They're from 5 to 7. Please.
	One is 5 and the other one is 9, I think.
	I have a friend who's 35 years old.
	36. 36 years old, yeah.
	Can you help him?
	There's different levels of autism.
	The kids that you're working with, what's their level of autism?
	Is it non-verbal?
	One of them is actually non-verbal and the other one is super high-functioning.
	But you can still tell they both have autism.
	What's that?
	Like, they can't speak properly?
	Oh, they can't talk at all?
	He cannot talk at all, the five-year-old.
	Oh, shout out to the freshman.
	He says noises, like, very short words.
	At first, you use sign language for them.
	At first, you use sign language for them.
	I used to do that a little bit with some kids.
	I used to do that a little bit with some kids.
	Is there no help for him at all?
	He can't be helped.
	Because he's, like, too far gone?
	Is he autistic?
	I mean, you can't tell?
	No, he's good.
	He's just him.
	So one, he can't talk.
	And then you said there's one that's like full functioning.
	So like normal?
	You could tell he has autism in his way of socializing.
	How so?
	He doesn't take social cues.
	Like, he thinks he's being funny and people are actually very annoyed at him.
	Sounds familiar!
	Sounds familiar!
	Wait, first, I'm about to be funny, though, according to the chat.
	But you?
	Uh, you stay around and shit, bro.
	I know, but I'm funny, though.
	Like, you got Tourette's.
	But, um...
	Yeah, it's like, I don't know about you guys, but like over the past like three years, like people just say everyone has autism nowadays.
	They're like, oh, you have like if you're like very, you know, you pay attention to detail, you have autism.
	Yeah. Or if you're very detailed, you have autism.
	It's like they just use it for anything, dude.
	Elon Musk?
	Yeah, they say he's autistic.
	Big Pharma, that's what they do.
	They diagnose a lot of people so they can prescribe.
	It's money.
	Medicine is a scam, bro.
	It's also money.
	It is.
	And they said kids have ADHD.
	Like, come on, man.
	Medicine is a scam.
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	We just need to go back and tell niggas they're retarded, bro.
	I think we just need to go back and tell people they're retarded.
	Do you ever give someone an actual diagnosis saying, hey, you're just like, retarded?
	Dumb? Yeah, I mean, they diagnose them, but they have words like ADHD.
	Right. Look, man, I'm old.
	I'm 35. So for me, I remember growing up in school, niggas would be like, yo, you're retarded.
	That's it.
	Wait. Now you can't use that term anymore.
	Yeah, you can't.
	This ADHD thing, this thing wasn't a thing when I was a kid.
	They were like, oh, you're a retard, nigga.
	They were nice about it.
	So, how did someone fix ADHD?
	You can.
	With Vyvanse.
	Adderall. You just learned how to cope with it, honestly.
	Yeah, Vyvanse or Adderall.
	Medicinal stuff, like herbs and stuff, or like...
	I mean, you could take...
	Prescriptions, but I personally feel like that numbs your brain.
	Adderall, Ritalin, I think all of that is like, fuck people up, bro.
	Yeah, it does.
	Can you meditate or something like that?
	You actually can.
	You can meditate and you can use your ADHD to work on other things.
	When I was in high school, this Ritalin and Adderall thing wasn't a thing, but when I went to college, everyone was using it.
	I was like, what the fuck?
	That's scary, man.
	Yeah, bro.
	Everyone uses it, man.
	Is it for life?
	I mean, it helps you focus.
	What, Vyvanse?
	No, Adderall.
	I mean, you have like a choice to take it out.
	Riddle helps you calm down and Adderall helps you be focused.
	I've never taken any.
	But some people can still abuse Adderall.
	Yeah, for sure they do.
	All the time.
	I mean, it's literally like meth.
	They abuse it.
	I mean, Texas wants no one.
	Yeah, that's what I tell y'all, man.
	Just don't do drugs, guys, at all, man.
	Even prescription, bro.
	Even prescription.
	Damn. Okay, high school.
	Are your parents together?
	No. Okay, relationship status?
	I'm single.
	Okay, single.
	Your parents are not together?
	No. You like Fidel Castro or no?
	I don't like anything that has to do with control.
	No. Oh, his wife's single.
	I'm not pro-government at all.
	Okay. What are you pro for?
	Let me guess.
	Abortion? Yes, actually.
	I knew it.
	Yeah. Do you have a question?
	No, no, I'm just curious.
	I'm studying her behavior right now.
	Are you feminist?
	I'm studying yours.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah. You're a feminist?
	What does a feminist mean?
	I'm just...
	You know?
	Okay, it's all good.
	So, guys, we got a video clip to react to.
	For once, we actually planned out a show for you, ninjas.
	There you go.
	We have some chats to read.
	I hope you guys...
	What was that?
	Some chats to read first.
	Okay, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, shout-out to 3Diglas in the chat.
	I thanked you already, bro, but thanks for the 50 subs yesterday when I was live.
	Appreciate that, my friend.
	I missed it.
	Also... Who gave in the subs today?
	Is it Arc Lightning?
	Who was it?
	Probably was Arc Lightning, yeah.
	20 subs he gave.
	Shout out to you, Arc Lightning, man.
	We got a very strong team.
	Yeah, that was it.
	Yeah, this is pretty much it.
	Imagine putting this on a watermelon fried chicken tribes.
	Okay. It looks pretty fire.
	That's crazy, bro.
	That's wild, bro.
	Appreciate that, Brad.
	Take the moment.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Five subs.
	Ark Landing, another 20 subs.
	Shout out to you.
	Love y'all.
	Ready to gum it down.
	The homeless vampires.
	Shut the fuck up.
	God damn it.
	They're doing terrible with that.
	That's not me.
	You guys gotta be nice.
	That's not me.
	No. Who the fuck is that?
	Breaking news.
	After Fresh released his morning routine.
	All right, you got this.
	This video.
	So I took a water and Fresh have announced a partnership.
	When questioned, Fresh said, listen, man.
	I hope they would show people my routine, and we started coming in.
	We're going to release our Taroga brand coconut water.
	I'm also going to talk to the CEO of Bananas.
	I hate Bananas to release what Gary calls monkey energy.
	Granted, though, at least people know why I stutter a lot.
	My mouth is jittering from all the ice water, face dipping.
	Anyhow, chats.
	Oh, you're funny, bro.
	Speaking of which, we're going to react to this video tonight for you guys.
	What else have we got?
	Bro. Damn niggas.
	Why the fuck y'all roasting me so bad?
	They're working hard to get on NS.
	Yo, what's going on?
	Wow. My next move is circle bottom left corner Drop for me and then we'll go next turn I should do this more often.
	Circle bottom left corner, nigga.
	Don't cheat.
	Wait, that was a smart move.
	Santeria. To the girl next to Myron, do you believe in multiple gods with little heads?
	Do you practice witchcraft?
	Even though you don't consider it witchcraft, don't lie.
	That's crazy.
	What are they asking?
	Santeria. No, I don't do that.
	That's crazy.
	My kid's dad's grandmother does.
	Santeria. Does she wear all white?
	Yeah, she does.
	Are you Haitian?
	No, I'm not.
	Is he Haitian?
	No, he's Cuban.
	Cubans do that?
	Yeah, on some scary ass shit.
	They look like that.
	She puts fucking cups of water in her cabinet and it goes down.
	She's probably thirsty, bro.
	No, she's not thirsty.
	The fucking spirits drink it.
	That's for the spirits to like...
	I know about it, but I don't do it.
	Yeah, no, Santeria is real.
	No, it is real.
	It is.
	On some creepy ass shit.
	That's why you shouldn't mess with it.
	The power of Christ compels you.
	Sorry, I don't even want to.
	I'm sorry, my Bible.
	The power of Christ compels you.
	That's why all those islands are cursed, man.
	I think it just might be evaporation.
	That's why y'all keep getting fucked up by nature, bro.
	All y'all bad.
	Haiti, all that place, they're all cursed, man.
	Alright, what do we got here?
	My thought, every time I hear Fresh say he's plotting behind the scenes, I think he's been the Florida politician undercover.
	Yank Fresh's beard, please.
	Yeah, bro.
	You gotta understand, man.
	The shadows are the best place to be, especially when you're black.
	Oh, my God.
	What the hell was that?
	I don't even want to see it.
	You don't want to know.
	Ladies, name three states in America.
	That's easy.
	We'll start right here.
	Florida. California.
	We'll give it to you.
	Okay, fine.
	One more.
	Florida, California, and Texas.
	All right.
	Yeah. Wyoming, New York, Maine.
	It's like, what?
	Michigan, New Orleans, and Mississippi.
	That is definitely funny.
	That's why NYA is a sorry-ass school.
	New Orleans is a city.
	Hold on, you are on brand because you smoke weed, so you are on brand right now.
	Alright, alright, alright.
	Idaho! You are the hoe.
	Alright, what about you?
	Three states.
	Motherfucking, uh...
	Yeah. Georgia.
	Okay. Yeah, my mind goes blank.
	Don't, don't.
	Come on, man.
	It's always blank.
	Still like 40 to go.
	Yeah, facts.
	Come on, think drinks.
	You don't know three?
	You got it.
	You got it.
	There's 40 more.
	There's definitely a lot more.
	Think about up to north.
	They only name like nine of them.
	Have you been on the West Coast?
	Can we just hear the Jeopardy song?
	Have you been on the West Coast?
	I've never left.
	Been downtown.
	Okay. When you're leaving from Florida, what are the two other states?
	You've got...
	Name fucking Florida.
	Can't help her.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Ladies can't help her.
	There's a whole song.
	We believe in you.
	Yeah. Don't.
	Come on, think of it.
	The hurting part was I studied my countries, just in case y'all were to ask that question.
	Now y'all got the state going on.
	What, she studied countries, bro?
	Wait, you're fried too?
	Yes. I got everybody high, yeah.
	Man, they're high, bro.
	They're lying, bro.
	They just...
	That's even worse if you are.
	Okay, um, you got this.
	Two more, two more.
	I don't got it.
	No, I believe you, you got this.
	Okay. Virginia?
	Yeah, two more.
	Woman power, you got this.
	Virginia? Okay, North Dakota?
	Virginia. That doesn't count because she said it.
	Yeah. North Dakota?
	South. There you go.
	Alright. Okay, clever.
	What about you?
	Barely, but yeah.
	Arkansas, Tennessee, Wisconsin.
	What about you?
	What about you?
	New Mexico, Arizona.
	I was two out of three, so...
	I was fried.
	NYU is cool.
	Alright, no!
	You can't cheat!
	I'm not a geography major!
	So this segment is going to be three countries only.
	You cannot name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
	You can't repeat whatever girl said before you.
	You can't use Uganda either because it was mentioned in the show.
	You can't use Cuba.
	You can't use Colombia or Dominican Republic.
	Because these were all countries that were mentioned on the show already.
	But the good part is...
	We'll start here.
	And no helping.
	And no helping.
	And no helping, ladies.
	Nigeria. Kenya.
	All right.
	And... Oh, fuck.
	What was that one I was about to say?
	Oh my god, I just had a great part.
	That's terrible.
	We're talking about countries, right?
	Not continents.
	Bro. Look at your African nigga, what the fuck?
	Amsterdam is not a country.
	I mean, she named two countries in Africa.
	She had two countries in Africa and she named European city.
	What about you?
	I don't want to do this.
	Think of like...
	That's what she said.
	It's like 190 left.
	You got it.
	That's not what she should say.
	Is Australia one of them?
	Sure. Two more.
	Tahiti? What?
	She said I want this.
	No, no, no.
	Two more.
	I'm watching it.
	Fuck, y'all.
	Why y'all put me on the side of this?
	You got it.
	Think about Ice Age.
	I don't know.
	Where's Ice Age?
	I can't, I can't.
	You don't know?
	You said countries.
	You said lemon pepper steppers.
	Lemon pepper steppers.
	You want me to think of lemon pepper steppers in the moment I'm thinking about countries.
	Ladies, no helping.
	Okay, where do you want travel to?
	There you go.
	Soccer. Bali.
	I just named three, did I not?
	Yeah, she said, uh, the first one was what?
	Okay, so Bali's a place.
	Like, that's a country.
	And then I said Australia and Antarctica.
	So why the fuck did you say I say to Bali?
	I know, but you don't have to say Bali, though.
	I did say Bali.
	Bali's a city.
	Alright, what about you?
	Russia. You studied?
	Romania. Russia was mentioned during the show, so you can't use it, but we'll give you Romania.
	Because her boyfriend's Russian.
	Oh, China.
	China. Alright.
	One more.
	Ni hao.
	You studied, right?
	What was that?
	Goodbye. Dubai?
	I can't remember all of that in one night.
	And you went third.
	195. Question, right?
	So we're doing a mix between countries and continents?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Just countries.
	Alright, NYU time.
	Go ahead.
	I believe in you.
	Switzerland, France, Egypt.
	Easy enough.
	Good stuff.
	What about you?
	You got this.
	Um, Guyana, Brazil.
	Um... What's the goddamn country with all the ladyboys?
	Uh... Thailand!
	There you go.
	Okay. That was a good one to remember something, but that was funny.
	Yeah, that was...
	What about you?
	What about the ladyboys?
	It's Cuba.
	Three countries for you.
	Canada? He said we can't use camera.
	Okay. Hey, can I put my phone real quick?
	Put my phone?
	Yeah. Just fail me right now.
	It's hard to be on the spot.
	Go ahead and hit the button.
	It goes out of your mind, right?
	Everything I was thinking was said.
	This is bad behavior from you, okay?
	We all try.
	No, she's got to go.
	Wing it.
	You got this.
	Wing it.
	Europe, Russia.
	See, it makes it between continents and that's what I asked.
	Continents and countries.
	So what's with this one?
	She didn't graduate.
	Yeah. Yes, she did.
	Good politics.
	Why can we ask questions?
	What do you want to ask?
	Are you on birth control?
	How many bodies do you have?
	Cracker tweak.
	How many bodies do you have?
	How many bodies do you have?
	Yes, I'm bald.
	How's the other one?
	How many bodies do you have?
	He's a man of God.
	Oh, yeah, I'm sure he is.
	You can be a man of God and be a freak, too.
	What the f...
	What you do on your knees and what you do...
	No, have you ever heard of the song?
	It was like it was like a song about like this girl like taking in the ass because they should say holy Like they'll take it in I think it's around 535 535.
	I think so.
	535 is nuts.
	Why would you do that to yourself?
	Have you ever caught anything?
	When men have high body counts, it's whatever.
	You've never been burnt.
	You most definitely have.
	You're lying.
	I'm lucky, but yeah.
	You done probably caught a couple pregnancy scares at CDs or something.
	535 is nuts.
	Okay, wait, what's your body count?
	How much you got?
	I said 23. Okay.
	So how many do you have?
	I forgot.
	Oh, yeah.
	You've been burnt, too.
	I'm fat scared of the pregnancies, though, for sure.
	That's just a W, nigga.
	Got off scot-free.
	Anything else you guys want to know?
	No. What's your social security number?
	Can I please get it, actually?
	I'm going to go sell it right now.
	Okay, I was about to give you, but I guess not.
	Alright. See, we give them a chance to ask questions.
	They ask ridiculous questions.
	Well, did you want us to ask something more intellectual?
	Can you?
	Okay. Of course we could.
	All of us women here can.
	You're smart.
	You're smart.
	I mean, I hope so.
	I graduated high school and did college.
	I hope I'm fucking smart.
	We got you.
	Whatever you want.
	Try to make it fair for you guys.
	Why do guys cheat?
	Fuck no.
	Why did you get into this business?
	Why did you guys get into this business?
	Fuck. Well, the beginning was to help men become better and always focus on improvement for men.
	Men become better at what?
	Dating, lifestyle, money, success.
	Are you single?
	Have they became better?
	Yeah, a lot of guys.
	Got married.
	Some of them avoided crazy marriages.
	They would have lost a lot of money in.
	Some of them actually have girlfriends long-term, multiple girlfriends.
	So, I'll say, yeah.
	Multiple girlfriends is fucking wild.
	I believe a man should only have multiple women or multiple girlfriends if he has the money to afford all of them.
	That's the only way they will all stay in check.
	Because if I'm the main bitch and the second bitch and the third bitch and the fifth bitch, I don't give a fuck as long as we're all taken care of.
	Shit, I don't give a fuck as long as that bitch fall in line.
	That's it.
	Not in a bad way.
	It's more like, okay, she's getting taken care of.
	I'm getting taken care of.
	I ain't got shit up.
	So you hit the point earlier that a lot of girls are not, you know, up to par.
	Up to par in what aspect?
	The aspect of, like, actually dating them long-term.
	So imagine a guy now trying to date a girl that's modern, long-term.
	Most of them are crazy, insufferable, and, quite frankly, annoying.
	What do you mean by crazy and annoying?
	Well, let's put it this way.
	I would say a lot of women nowadays are only caring about themselves.
	Which means, by default, you're a last resort if they choose you at best.
	No. That's the thing.
	People get relationships wrong.
	You should not give a fuck about whether or not your significant other is happy.
	You should make sure yourself is happy.
	That's... Both for the man and the woman.
	Once you both make sure you're separately happy, you come together and make a fucking relationship.
	Other than that, whatever else you guys are doing is fucking sad.
	Get the fuck up and make yourself happy.
	Take a jog.
	Now go to Starbucks.
	In a perfect world, that's a good answer.
	Let's be honest here.
	Does anyone really do that?
	But that's their problem because we're all so, oh my god, depressed and this and that.
	Everybody's a fucking pussy.
	All right, listen.
	I'm so sorry.
	There's a lot going on right now.
	Not everybody's going to come to the table 100% ready at all times.
	There's a flaw in your statement right there, Missy.
	That's a lie.
	Women are happy when they're not being bothered by fucking men.
	And most men are fucking pussies.
	Why? Because they were raised by single women because they were left by fucking men who also wear pussies.
	Simple! Where's your man?
	My man is...
	I don't have a man.
	I don't want a man.
	Why? Because I don't want one.
	I like my life.
	I like being single.
	I don't want one.
	I had one for seven years.
	Been there, done that.
	Why'd you break up?
	Why? Well, because he cheated on me.
	Multiple times.
	No way.
	Yeah, I had to sit there, go through that hurt, grow up, go through that experience, stand up and realize that shit happens.
	How'd you find out?
	Which time?
	Which time?
	The time I walked in or the time I went through his phone?
	We can go down a list.
	Stop, you walked in?
	Oh, definitely walked in.
	I don't even know what I would do.
	I had to tell the bitch, do not say nothing to her because she will beat your fucking ass.
	And I definitely would.
	But where I am now is not how I was before.
	Definitely not.
	Crash out days?
	Over with.
	No. Wouldn't do that over in Manhattan.
	Hell no.
	Both of y'all looking at each other like, I'm thinking of the questions.
	No, no, no, no.
	I think it's way harder to please women than it is to please men.
	Yeah. No.
	I mean, because men are easy.
	Duh. Blow on their fucking neck and a man is going to drop his drawers.
	Do you want to get me some coochie?
	Men are fucking easy.
	What he was saying before, saying it's very difficult to please women.
	That's what he's trying to say.
	But with men, it's pretty easy.
	No, it's not.
	It's not difficult to please women either.
	It's really not.
	What are you talking about?
	You just said earlier that women are...
	I sell sex toys.
	I deal with sexual health and wellness.
	It's not hard.
	As a man, though, pleasing women is different.
	No, it's not.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Are you a man?
	No, I'm not, but I'm bisexual, so I have to play the man role sometime.
	You can't.
	Oh, I most definitely can.
	Wait, hold on.
	I most definitely can.
	The fact that you sell sex toys...
	Somebody hand her a strap on right now.
	You just don't know.
	Mr. Una Red, when I'm talking, please...
	Take the man and all.
	What are you, deaf?
	Jesus Christ.
	It's like, that's why you're single, man.
	You don't listen to people talk.
	The fact that girls sell sex toys is why, you know, people can't please them.
	Because they have to have sex toys, drills, you know, different dildos, different sizes, bullets.
	What the fuck is a bullet?
	You know, roses, butt plugs.
	Yes. Girls are never happy.
	That's the thing.
	I don't just sell all of those.
	It's a pussy, man.
	Some men can actually do everything that a sex toy does.
	Do you have a girlfriend?
	No, I'm single as fuck.
	Exactly. No, no.
	That's a good thing for me.
	That's not a gotcha moment for a guy.
	And I don't just sell vibrators.
	Fuck now.
	She sells dodo's too.
	So, okay, so you're so versed in this.
	What's the solution for men and women for dating then?
	What's the solution?
	Communication. That's it?
	Communication. Talk somebody through a nut.
	She don't listen, bro.
	Wait, so...
	Both men and women.
	If that's the only thing to, I guess, solve the issue, why are you single then?
	Why am I single?
	Because I choose to be.
	I told you, I was in a relationship for seven years.
	He cheated on you.
	You didn't choose that.
	Yeah, of course not.
	Who the fuck gets...
	Who the fuck gets...
	Choose to get cheated on?
	Hell no.
	Communication, though.
	Of course.
	Wait, no, no.
	Cheating doesn't happen without communication, right?
	No, cheating happens because somebody's too damn weak enough to...
	So communicate!
	Communicate! With your mate!
	Am I the only person that has a mouth?
	A two-way street!
	Communicate! Listen, like the first time you cheated on you, you should have said, nigga, why did you cheat on me?
	Right? And then you could have probably helped him out there.
	Instead, you probably cussed him out, said his dick was fucking small, some shit.
	Fuck no!
	I opened my bedroom up to a third person.
	That's how I got started with threesomes.
	Exactly. Clock it.
	Wayne! Clock it.
	I did that shit too.
	You tried to open your bedroom.
	I tried to.
	Hold on ladies.
	You know what Wayne did?
	He communicated with us.
	50 subs on Rumble.
	What's up to you, Wayne?
	We're going to do a Rumble marathon in May, right?
	Probably. Wayne, do another 50 more.
	Thank you, Wayne.
	I guess the question is...
	Why do you think your man cheated on you in the first place?
	Why do I think?
	I don't have an idea of why he cheated.
	He cheated because he's a fucking idiot.
	You should've asked him.
	Fuck no.
	If there was a reason why...
	There is not a reason why.
	There's no reason why.
	So you did it because he wanted to do it?
	Of course.
	Why the fuck would you fuck somebody just because?
	That'll be a reason.
	Are you a man?
	No. I can be a man.
	I can think like a man.
	Hello. The point I'm trying to make here is that we think differently than you do.
	Not really.
	Some women can think just like men.
	Is that normal?
	Be honest.
	Yeah. That's not normal.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	It is normal to put yourself in somebody else's shoes.
	Put a strap on and call me a man.
	We can't reason because communication is probably hard.
	I don't know.
	We can't communicate like this, man.
	I think that men sleep with anybody just to sleep with them.
	It's really not any feelings to it, but women sleep with feelings behind it sometimes.
	And not all the time am I saying that they do, but most of the time they do.
	So it's different.
	It depends.
	So would you argue that a lot of men are going to cheat anyway?
	Yes. Of course.
	I feel like almost every man cheats.
	Men were put here to produce and just...
	There's certain...
	There's like really rare people that you can finally like.
	So being her friends, what do you want to tell her?
	Listen, girl, why trade up this man?
	I'd be telling her.
	I'd be telling both of them.
	They just don't be listening.
	So you do tell her?
	I'd be telling her, yeah.
	Communication. She's telling you.
	So then why the fuck are you so single then?
	Because she chose to be.
	Of course.
	I mean, the one in the gray.
	I've been telling her, but you're so single.
	I had a really, really bad relationship where I almost lost my life almost, so just kind of traumatized in a sense.
	I mean, she's alive, man.
	That's right.
	Well, I'm glad you're okay, because that's fucked up, Chris.
	Wait, what?
	Chris, I didn't hit her?
	What the fuck?
	No. I've only had my son's father and then my ex.
	I only had two boyfriends.
	So it's just like I don't like to just date everybody.
	Dating is like more like serious like I'm dating to marry.
	So just fucking...
	No. If I date a guy like I in the back of my head I do intend on marrying you.
	Okay. So again I would have been married to either one of them but...
	Oh so you chose wrong.
	So you chose a beater.
	Yeah. I don't know at the moment.
	Not all girls know that a man's gonna be abusive right away in the beginning.
	They don't.
	It's red flags, bro.
	It happens once and then you go back and then it happens again.
	Well, either way, I'm glad you're okay now and you survived the beating.
	Daddy issues.
	So, again, your solution is communication for everything to work perfectly.
	All right, cool.
	We'll come back to that.
	All right.
	I think Maren had said something to the girls.
	No. No, you're good?
	No. What is this?
	This item that someone had at Castle Club?
	What is this?
	It's bitch repellent.
	All in one formula.
	Eradicates... What's that?
	Eradicates what?
	They should have made it in the size of bear spray.
	Okay. What's the next chat, bro?
	Video. Oh, the video?
	Okay, cool.
	Ladies, I'm sure you guys have seen this video.
	It's been going viral all over the place.
	Morning routine.
	I want to see what you guys...
	Have you guys seen this video?
	Who's seen this?
	All of you have seen it?
	I've never seen it.
	We're gonna play it and we'll play it one time through.
	No interruptions and I want to get your ladies thoughts on it, right?
	all right let's go ahead Can I get some water real quick?
	Isn't that where he squatted like that?
	So we're going to be serious about the Lord's business.
	So we're going to be able to do this.
	So we're going to be able to do this.
	So looking at it, bro, we got to go ahead and get in at least 10,000.
	10,000.
	Thank you.
	That breakfast is pretty fired.
	That bacon looks good.
	Alright, so ladies, at first, first thought, what are your thoughts on that video at first?
	Masculine or sus?
	Where was his tooth in?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	We'll start here.
	Sus. Because you're not really doing all that for a man to see.
	Wait. That was backwards.
	You mean for a woman to see?
	Sorry. Yes, but I don't know.
	It's like a lot of effort.
	Okay. I guess, but sus though.
	So again, this is his morning routine every morning.
	Pretty much.
	Kind of sus.
	Would you look at it as masculine or not masculine?
	I'm just saying sus.
	Not really too.
	A masculine man is not doing all that effort.
	Women will do that shit.
	Okay. A man is gonna just literally wake up, take a shower, go crack an egg or two, eat, go.
	What about you?
	I think he's definitely not doing that every morning.
	First of all, there was no toothpaste on his toothbrush.
	If you guys didn't fucking notice.
	And not only was there not toothpaste on a toothbrush.
	Why the fuck did it take him from 4.30am all the way to fucking 8.20 in the morning to even get outside of his door?
	Like, come on!
	I mean, actually, there is toothpaste on this toothbrush.
	There wasn't.
	Did you slow-mo it?
	When he jumped in the pool, it went from 842 to 844.
	Literally. I mean, show him those.
	Bro, it wasn't there.
	It was not there.
	That was not enough to clean his teeth.
	No, it wasn't there.
	What are you doing, bro?
	It wasn't there.
	Fucking After Effects.
	Bro, it's not there.
	I swear to God, it's not there.
	It's blue.
	Oh, it's barely there.
	You're right.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, he put a T-sized pot on his fucking thing.
	So, now you're judging how much toothpaste he put in his mouth?
	Yes, because that did not clean his whole mouth.
	No, she was big as fuck.
	Okay. I mean, goddamn, you can't please him.
	Thank you for your input.
	What about you?
	I'll say it's normal, masculine.
	The timing was a little weird, but...
	Is it sus or masculine in your eyes?
	Sus. Yeah, yeah.
	Sus? Sus as fuck.
	He does not do that every morning.
	He's lying still.
	Okay, so you think it's a lie.
	Let's assume he does that every morning.
	Sus or masculine behavior, in your opinion?
	Still sus as fuck.
	Because why do you do that?
	You're crazy.
	You gotta be psychotic to do that every morning.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	Masculine. Like I said, the timing was a little weird, but I feel like that's normal.
	He didn't wash his face and go to detail, detail.
	He just dumped his shit in ice.
	Alright. What about you?
	Sus or...
	I'm with it.
	You know what?
	I'm all for men taking care of themselves.
	I think some of this was embellished.
	I think it's like the unwrapping trend.
	If you guys seen like the women that unwrapped the whole thing, I think that's what he tried to do here.
	When you say unwrap, what do you mean specifically?
	There's bitches who go to bed, bro, with like eight different face masks on and they make a video where they take it out, they take their mouth, they have Invisalign with teeth whitening in, they have like rollers in their hair.
	It's like a 10-step thing to get out of going to bed.
	I think that's what this is based on.
	Okay. Get ready with me.
	But you know what?
	If a person, if a man wants to do this, please do this.
	Like, be clean.
	Don't be dirty.
	Wash your hair.
	Wash your face.
	Brush your hair.
	Brush your teeth.
	Do all that shit.
	Clean your room.
	Clean your room.
	Okay. Wash that.
	All that shit.
	Do that shit.
	That's good.
	All right, so you think this was a play on that?
	What part of this do you think is embellished?
	Nobody waking up at 3.36 in the morning.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Do you wake up that early?
	I don't know anybody that wakes up that early.
	I don't know a single person.
	I know a lot of people.
	Except for my grandma.
	All the people you know are potheads, so they're not really...
	No, not everybody I know smokes.
	I know the whole Ozempic crew, too.
	Don't play.
	The who?
	The Ozempic crew.
	That doesn't help the case at all.
	I used to live next to Lifetime Gym on 42nd.
	I went there after the club.
	Nobody was there at 3.57 a.m., bro.
	Okay. This looks like a lifetime Jim in the video.
	Alright. Alright, so you just think that he's not doing this every day.
	Alright. That's Cap.
	Do you think it's sus then?
	No, I don't think it's sus.
	I'm all for it.
	Alright. What about you?
	Can I say half and half?
	Okay, give us why half on one side, half the other side.
	Because it's masculine if you wake up that early in the morning and do all those...
	Morning regiments, but it's sus as fuck if you're jumping in the pool like that and then setting up a tripod at each and every fucking corner.
	I do not give a shit.
	It's three o'clock in the morning, bitch.
	I'm asleep.
	Look at that.
	6.30 6 a.m. and you set up a tripod across from the pool just to jump in.
	Look at that.
	Fuck the form.
	What are you doing at 7.30 6 and then 7.40?
	It took him four minutes to jump into the floor.
	Thank you.
	Like, what are you doing for four minutes?
	I don't think he knew that it was going to go this viral.
	No. All right.
	Who would have known?
	Where did the assistant go from?
	It's not the behavior that's sus.
	You're saying it's sus that he recorded it.
	No, it's sus that you're sitting there setting up a tripod.
	No, no, recording it is different.
	Yeah, I'm gonna record me jumping in the pool at 7 in the morning.
	Cool. But you're setting up a tripod to record you.
	Alright, so the way he recorded it.
	Yes. But if he had to like sell it, I'd be like, I'm jumping in!
	That would've been different.
	I'd have been like, eh.
	I'll just lie.
	I'll just lie.
	So it's not as sus for you.
	You just don't like setting up tripods in random places for a video like this.
	I just don't like the fucking way he did it now.
	It took him four minutes to hop into it.
	Fucking four minutes.
	Alright. What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	Salsa or masculine behavior?
	I think it's just a little sus for my preference.
	But I think I really do appreciate anyone who takes the time to take care of themselves, wake up, do what they need to do.
	Yeah, but for men though.
	Not for women.
	Yeah, even him.
	I mean, he's waking up early.
	I mean, he has to set up the tripod to make his money, you know, on the media.
	Alright. First, what are your thoughts?
	Yeah, so first when I saw the video, I was like, okay, you know, morning routine.
	He's a guy doing his thing.
	No, hey, you know, that's his routine.
	If it is really his routine, props to him.
	However, people looked at it in detail and in scale and at length, and they found so many issues.
	And I said, all right, let me look at it again.
	All right, I see what they're saying.
	Maybe a little bit cringe, maybe a little bit too much going on here.
	But then I was like, who's seeing these comments on Twitter and on Instagram?
	And I look at the comments and avatars.
	Is niggas that are out of shape?
	Ain't doing shit.
	I have no life outside of like, Paul just comes in, oh, these niggas.
	So, I'm like, these niggas are just lazy saying this bullshit about this guy.
	And then thirdly, I've seen him in Miami before.
	He's always in the gym, always on his business mindset.
	So, he's a bit shorter, but I can tell he's dedicated to what he's doing.
	So, I see this video and I see a guy that's dedicated to his work ethic and his work.
	He's obviously married to his girl and doing his thing.
	So, I can't hate on the dude.
	But, Is it overdue?
	Probably. But it works for him if it works.
	So, I'm not a dude at all.
	So we got another video.
	Because you guys thought it's just only beginning.
	This shit has been like a...
	So we got another one here.
	By the way, let's go ahead and roll the tape.
	What the fuck is that?
	I'm just gonna say that.
	I don't even use that.
	What the fuck is that?
	I don't even use that.
	What the fuck is that?
	I don't know what the fuck is that.
	Ladies, ladies, so I'm gonna, we're just gonna, as usual, we're gonna play it again.
	Without, you know, just watch it one full time through and then we can watch it again with commentary if you want.
	Bills, can you make us bigger on the bottom left corner?
	Yeah, bigger?
	Yeah, bigger.
	And then let's roll the clip here.
	Oh, so this is content, so.
	That's wild.
	Oh my god.
	That's fucking wild.
	So here's another one.
	This nigga, bro.
	There's a pyro-angel run.
	laughter
	I like that.
	I like that.
	Eating healthy doesn't have to be boring.
	Let's go!
	Oh my god.
	And I'm going to stick with what I said.
	We'll start here and then work our way.
	Sus or masculine ladies?
	What do you guys think?
	And I think this dude has another one.
	He has another one?
	Please don't play it.
	You know what?
	What? Please don't play it.
	I'll pop it.
	You'll find it?
	Thanks, Bills.
	Thoughts? Sus or masculine behavior?
	This one was definitely sus.
	Why was this one sus compared to the other ones?
	One, I don't know if that was his assistant or his wife, but one, he woke up in his bed by himself all over the bed.
	Just too much detail into that.
	The face mask at the beginning.
	Okay. Too much?
	Girls barely even do that.
	Yeah. Okay.
	What about you?
	I think it's masculine.
	I love the fact that he's got his girl doing everything for him.
	But he lost me when he put that goddamn pink sweater on.
	Yeah, he lost me right there.
	He lost me with the whole twirling of the fucking golf club.
	You think he was less suss than the other guy?
	Because there was a woman involved?
	He's less suss than the other guy because I know for a fact he's taking care of his woman.
	Okay. She wouldn't be doing that shit unless she's getting taken care of.
	Shit, I wouldn't be doing that shit unless I'm getting taken care of.
	Interesting. That's very interesting that that was your conclusion.
	Okay. All right.
	You get what I'm saying?
	No. I was about to say bitch.
	Sorry. Okay.
	No, you're fine.
	That's very...
	That's a good...
	I'll give a comment on that in a second.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Less suss or more suss than what you just saw?
	What are your thoughts?
	Honestly, you know, it was a little bit more sus.
	Where did this woman who bowed to him, where did this woman who bowed to him come from?
	Like, why is she there?
	That was a little bit suspicious to me.
	Why is she bowing to him while he's sleeping?
	You know, like, what's going on with that?
	Okay, so you thought that was just weird.
	That was weird.
	Okay, anything else?
	He dressed weird, too.
	Okay, when you say weird, why is it weird specifically?
	His pants had like a V-cut like you would see on the Lululemon leggings that are meant to make you look more like Snatched.
	Okay. Which is more of something you would not see a man wearing.
	Gotcha. Typically.
	Okay. Alright.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts on that?
	I fucked with it.
	It looked like he was living his best life.
	Okay. Do you think more or less sus than what you just saw?
	Less sus.
	Why less sus?
	Because it was less cringy, I'm not gonna lie, and he was eating good, and his girl was helping him out.
	Interesting. Okay.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	Sus? Not sus?
	I think that shit was less sus than what I just saw previously.
	Okay, it was less sus in your opinion.
	Okay. Yeah.
	Alright. I think green beans on that plate looked fire.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	Why do you think it was...
	So, what made it less sus for you on this one?
	Healthy. Because he wasn't just doing random stupid shit, and he wasn't...
	Like, jumping into a pool at 7.30 in the morning.
	Like, who does that?
	Okay. What about you?
	I didn't even realize that it was two different people until you guys said something.
	But I think it's more...
	One has braids, one has actually a low cut.
	I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know it was two different people either.
	Are you saying all black people look the same?
	No, I think he changed his hair.
	Oh my god, next.
	Oh, okay.
	Knowing there's three black people at the same time.
	More or less us than the last one.
	I think it's more sus.
	More sus, okay.
	I think he looks like he's from Atlanta.
	Like he just gave.
	Okay, why do you think he's more sus?
	That pink sweater.
	The pink sweater?
	Yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you guys.
	I would argue the second one was more sus, but since there was a woman in it serving him, it made it less sus for some of you guys, which was interesting that I know that the women took that away.
	Yeah. And then also, she immediately said, hey, it's less sus because the woman is clearly taking care of him and doing all this because he's paying for all that shit.
	So I thought that was interesting that she made that observation.
	See how the guy immediately becomes less gay?
	Even though he was wearing a pink sweater.
	I would argue this was far more feminine than the last one.
	But it's because he had a woman in it taking care of him that it came off less feminine.
	There was a woman in the first video too.
	But she was barely seen.
	That one had more of a maid type vibe for this one.
	Because it's very obvious that this is an intimate relationship.
	Also, I got a bonus.
	You wanna respond to this first, or I got a bonus one?
	I was gonna play the third one, and then we can play the bonus one.
	Alright. I know which one is the bonus one.
	Alright, now, very interesting.
	Let's go ahead and play the other one.
	Bill, did you find it?
	He made one today.
	Another one?
	Oh, man.
	Alright, this nigga made another one today.
	Alright, we can play it.
	I've never seen this one, so we can...
	Talk about farming on content.
	This nigga's not playing.
	Yeah, well...
	Guys, like the video, man.
	We got five people in here, only a thousand likes.
	Yeah, let's see.
	16,000 on this is in here.
	Alright, let's go ahead.
	This is...
	Wait.
	Thank you.
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	That I do dig...
	Bro.
	This trend is the worst.
	Myron, honestly, bro, you should do one, bro.
	Nah, man.
	For the culture, for the culture, bro.
	Myron, you don't have a morning routine similar like this?
	I don't.
	I'm awake in the morning.
	That's a routine.
	X-Space, stream.
	Or like when you get me banned.
	Oh, yeah.
	When I read my book, I read that one.
	Oh, by the way, I have an actual routine posted on my ex, if you guys want to check it out.
	It's my modern routine.
	No, no, no, we're going to pull it up right now.
	But ladies, what are your thoughts on that one?
	Sus. It's the way that he shook the bottle.
	He had them lemon pepper steppers on.
	He started the video off dressed in baby wool.
	Like, yo, there's no fucking way.
	I really think it's him promoting the water.
	Like, he's, like, promoting the water.
	That fucking big-ass bottle of water, bitch.
	Drink tap water.
	You're renting it out.
	He didn't want the ESOS shit.
	He wanted the fucking glass blue bottle of water.
	He wanted to be special.
	Yeah. No, I haven't done an endorsement deal.
	Yeah, probably, man.
	Yeah, there's women in that video doing it for him, but he was sus with the baby oil.
	There was baby oil in it?
	He was...
	If they pull up a picture of, like, the...
	Bro, what's up with, like, these...
	The thumbnails, bro.
	These two niggas have this crazy Metro vibe.
	Because these guys are both, like, probably...
	You could tell they're, like, five, six.
	I'm telling you, this is a trend because they see the views and they want to do the same thing, but they're all short and in shape.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Look, you know, you guys know me, man.
	I'm real big on taking care of yourself, not being a slob and stuff like that.
	But, you know, at some point, you don't want it to be a point of diminishing returns where you're spending a ridiculous amount of time dunking your face in fucking ice-cold water or...
	Not even from the top.
	It's from a bottle.
	So this is my morning routine, ladies.
	Let me know what you think.
	Keep it real.
	It's all good.
	Is it really for you?
	That's fucking 7 o'clock.
	I get it.
	Maybe I got fresh updates.
	Let's go.
	I think you could.
	That's for it.
	No, no.
	A little bit.
	Oh, no music?
	No, copyright.
	Copyright, copyright, copyright.
	Oh. Bro, don't matter.
	We demonetized.
	They can play that shit.
	Don't matter this song.
	You know what?
	What a fucking dog is that?
	I was in the air trying to catch a vibe while they're on the street now.
	Fuck the ball.
	Hey, she's out of my face.
	I know killers all in the hate.
	Do what I say Jose says my boss, we wanna come by, but this not the place I'm an alien out there in Mali, I see stars, I see space He want my sweat, I got the whole world on six, it's you too late I gotta turn me in the flow, everybody on the way Do it all in one day Hey, I don't sleep, I don't sleep bro One hour of sleep, okay He did that shit all in his face
	W man, okay You did that.
	Congratulations. Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Very masculine.
	Yes, sir.
	Who's holding your camera?
	I'll take it.
	I'll take it.
	And you?
	WSF. Okay, ladies.
	Now, I got a bonus for you.
	This is from the heart, okay?
	Yo, play the clip.
	All right.
	From the heart.
	Hey, yo, shut the fuck up.
	It's fat niggas season.
	Look at these fly-ass fat niggas.
	I love my fat niggas.
	They eat big and earn big.
	Yup, these big boys are crypto-millionaires.
	And they're really living that lavish lifestyle.
	It's fat niggas season.
	Skinny boys give me the itch.
	I need a fat nigga.
	Fat nigga season is upon us.
	Are you Bridget?
	It's fat.
	Yeah, she's a good dude.
	Yeah. Yeah.
	Come on, it's a part two.
	Yeah. Part two.
	No, it's part two.
	Yes, sir.
	Bonus fat nigga.
	Yes, I could get behind this one.
	Yeah. Yeah.
	Yeah. Yeah.
	Yeah. Fat nigga cooked a millionaire.
	He wakes up to his white bitch serving him two black coffees.
	He loves his submissive Russian snow bunny.
	She knows when to shut the fuck up.
	And he can watch white people's shows with her like Severus.
	Alright, now it's time to lock in.
	He trades meme coins with his fat nigga alpha group.
	They scan for that daily runner.
	They found 100X.
	Let's fucking go!
	After trading the niggas get together for breakfast.
	They discuss future business plans.
	Always plotting.
	Building. The niggas decide they deserve a little vacation.
	A spontaneous trip to Vegas with the snow bunnies.
	They arrive at the Ariel Hotel and are given the penthouse suite.
	Fully comped, of course.
	Yeah, these niggas are high rollers.
	Gambling in the private rooms.
	A million dollars per hand.
	Yeah, these niggas know how to count cards.
	They cash out 18 million.
	They getting hungry so they celebrate with some fine dining.
	After a lavish meal, it's time to hit the club and get turned.
	Yeah, these niggas really be living that rich nigga lifestyle.
	Drop a comment once you want to see the fat niggas do it Yo, shut the fuck up It's fat niggas easy It's fat niggas easy, you wanna hug?
	I mean, hold on, that's true Give us your critique, bro You wanna hug?
	They're not lying You know how I feel about that Ladies, would you wanna be there with them niggas?
	I don't like guys good The food look good, like the food look good The food, I sell cars I only like a fat nigga during the winter Marby reporting
	the profile Yeah, so ladies, so what do you mean for to say do these guys spend more time like Getting ready?
	Getting ready a show like that than you guys do?
	Start hearing them work away.
	Are we talking about the first two guys?
	First two guys.
	Yeah. Okay.
	Yeah. They do?
	In the morning.
	What about you?
	Yes, the first one, definitely.
	I don't jump in the pool.
	Fuck no.
	Alright, what about you?
	It depends.
	If I'm doing like an everything morning routine, like it's gonna take all day, to be honest.
	It's gonna take all day.
	Like if I gotta go get my eyelashes done, that's like a half a day right there just to get ready.
	If I'm gonna get my nails done, that's another half a day.
	Jesus Christ.
	And then it's the night time, and I still gotta do my hair.
	So it takes you 12 hours to get your...
	I shit you not, I spent once 15 hours between two days in a salon for my hair.
	So, I don't know what else.
	What? Yo, I had to go back the next day.
	Like, the first day they took out the hair extensions.
	Wait, what's your natural hair color?
	It's like this.
	Brunette. I did like a whole extension to the first day they took it out, right?
	And then they re-dyed the hair and then the next day I had to come back, did a keratin straightening.
	They put in the new extensions, but the whole process was like so long I had to leave in between.
	Some nigga said to Chan, you're still ugly.
	Damn. She's gorgeous.
	Y'all some haters.
	Don't mind him.
	Don't mind him.
	I mean...
	What the fuck, bro?
	What's wrong with you?
	Alright, what about you?
	Do they take longer than you to get dressed?
	As like a daily routine?
	Yeah, or longer than you to get ready, I guess.
	Yeah, it takes me like two hours.
	Alright, wait.
	I don't think they took two hours, but like, I mean, do you think they're...
	Took like four.
	Yeah. Yeah, 3am.
	Remember, it's not just them getting ready.
	It's like them doing all the other shit, too.
	Same shit.
	Me getting ready will probably take like an hour.
	Alright, what about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	They definitely take longer than me, yeah.
	What about you?
	Oh, um, no.
	Like, they take longer.
	They take longer?
	Yeah. Is it a turnoff to be with a guy that is, um, I guess that into his personal appearance?
	Yes. Because you're very much like into yourself and like that point, like later on in the relationship, like you're just too worried about.
	Your looks, yourself, now you just think that you're just better in that.
	Like, how people say, like, guys want to be the new girls these days.
	Like, they want to be the bad bitch, basically.
	So it's like, you know what?
	Okay. You be the woman then, you know?
	Okay. What about you?
	What are your thoughts on that?
	Does it turn off when you get with a guy like that?
	That's down into their looks?
	Obviously, these guys, you know, they're taking care of themselves.
	Good skin.
	They're going to the gym.
	They're eating healthy and shit like that.
	Dudes are dunking their face in fucking ice water to prevent aging.
	You think it's good or excessive?
	I mean, like, I wouldn't say, like, there's anything wrong with it.
	It's just like...
	Not you?
	I mean, I don't have a problem with it.
	Okay, so you wouldn't...
	So you don't find something like that unattractive then?
	No. You date a guy like that?
	Not necessarily, but he's like, he's fine.
	I mean, I would take him seriously, yeah, because he takes care of himself and he looks like he takes care of everything.
	Yeah, I never said I wouldn't.
	Not necessarily, but I wouldn't not do it.
	You can't stand on nothing, bro.
	Ask no questions, bro.
	Alright, what about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	Would you get with a guy like that to Metro or fine?
	I mean, I like a man that takes care of himself.
	Just not as cringy, but like, yeah.
	So you think that's a bit too much?
	Yeah, it's a little too much.
	At what point is it too much?
	It's just trying to show off completely like that.
	But I mean, he was doing it for the video.
	On a normal daily basis, I'm sure he doesn't flaunt all his shit like that.
	But, like, I would prefer to be with a man like that, yes.
	And for him to put me on.
	That flaunts?
	No. That doesn't flaunt, but does all that stuff?
	Yeah, yeah, tight.
	Okay. Okay.
	What about you?
	Too much, or?
	I'm all for that.
	Like, that's good stuff.
	Is your guy in Metro like that?
	No. No, he's not, bro.
	It's like a one-shower-a-day kind of guy, you know what I'm saying?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I mean, if you ain't doing nothing all day, one-shower-a-day is fine.
	Yeah. Wait.
	Dimitri, you're just chilling, though.
	Wait. You should take two showers a day.
	It's better.
	It's better.
	Wait. In the morning and night.
	Wait. Be honest.
	Nobody wants to smell you smelling bad, and you don't want your bed smelling bad either.
	I'll be honest.
	He be smashed to you?
	Yeah. He's four shows once a day.
	Dirty. Probably use Dow soap.
	Nigga, I bet cheese in that nigga, bro.
	No. You probably use Irish spring soap, bro.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	I'm making a shower.
	I'm making a shower before.
	Bro, you use soap from the gas station, bro.
	I think we can't.
	I love a man that takes care of himself.
	It's easier to get other women like that.
	If I'm trying to do a threesome with my man, I need him to be clean.
	It attracts other women.
	Okay, so you would be okay with a somewhat polygamous relationship then?
	Polygamous? No.
	I am okay with bringing bitches home to my nigga, but I am not in a political...
	No. No, that's not poly.
	I'm not in...
	It's gotta hit it and quit it.
	Thank you.
	It's hit it and quit it, bitch.
	I don't have to meet you after this.
	We are not friends.
	We are not cool, bitch.
	You're not gonna get sleep in your bed.
	Okay, so you just smashed them one time.
	One and done.
	Hell yeah.
	It's a one and done thing.
	Okay. Well, question for you.
	Why did it not work out with your guy before if you were doing this with him?
	Yeah, why not?
	We're just curious as men.
	I don't know.
	People are into different things.
	You should know, though.
	No, I shouldn't.
	Yeah, because...
	Shit, I'm not him.
	I'm me.
	But it might happen again.
	Stupid. It wouldn't happen to me.
	Shit. You have to learn from your mistakes.
	I'm a goddamn detective.
	If it happens to me again, it happens.
	That's life.
	No, it's not life.
	You have to learn why it happened in the first place.
	You're an adult.
	You know what?
	On a realistic statement, my child's father did say, he was like, oh.
	There's a reason I cheated.
	I was just like, oh, really?
	I don't think there's a reason.
	Thank you.
	They never have a reason.
	They never have a competent reason.
	A reason that makes sense.
	Because if there's a question that you give me, and I can always say, why?
	Well, why?
	Why? Why?
	Why? Why?
	It's not a good reason.
	There's never.
	Exactly. All right.
	I just dropped my pants.
	My pants just came down.
	All right, let me ask you, ladies.
	Would all of you prefer a man that was taller than you?
	Of course.
	Would all of you prefer a man that makes more money than you?
	Depends. Would you prefer if you could get it?
	Yes? It doesn't matter.
	Would you prefer a man that's physically stronger than you?
	Of course.
	Okay, why?
	Depends. Because if I'm in a situation, I need somebody to help me.
	Like, fuck.
	True. Yeah, but why to the other stuff?
	The money and taller and all this other stuff.
	I said I don't care about the money.
	I just feel like a man should be a provider and...
	Provider and a protector.
	That's like my dad taught me.
	So it's just...
	Your real dad or your stepdad?
	I call him like my dad.
	When he passed away, he's like my dad.
	Got it.
	So a provider, of course, he works.
	He just, you know, he works, has more money.
	And then protector, like he's just, you know, I don't know.
	So you need something to secure you, right?
	Yeah. Alright, well, what if men don't look for that same security in their partner and they like multiple partners?
	Then I'm just not the one for them.
	Interesting. What if I walked around and I said, well, you know, I know I don't meet any of your women's requirements because I'm short and fat and a loser, but, you know, y'all are just not for me.
	Wow. That's crazy.
	That's their opinion.
	I don't think you see what I did there.
	I saw what you did, though.
	In other words, it's okay for you guys to have your requests and demands of a man.
	But if a man says, I want multiple women, it becomes problematic.
	Some women like to have a guy, they're okay with their man having multiple women.
	Some women aren't.
	So it's like, if you want to have multiple women, go to those girls who actually enjoy that.
	They want to go to swinger parties, everything with you.
	But you do understand that most guys want multiple women, regardless of socioeconomic status or who they are.
	I think that men, like I said, men are here to just...
	So why do you guys act so surprised when he has another girl?
	I don't.
	I'm not surprised.
	Well, she didn't like it at all.
	I mean, it's not even that, like, it's, like, a problem type shit.
	It's just, like, it's a problem, like, whenever you, like, hide it and shit.
	Oh, so if they tell you, honestly, up front, what it is, it's okay?
	Like, up front, instead of finding out by yourself.
	Like, yeah.
	If a man tells you, listen, I care about you so much, you're my girl, but, sweetheart, I got girls on the side.
	Is that cool?
	I would still hit the fuck out of him, but it's better than, like, it's better than, like, fucking me finding out on my own.
	So, what do you think most guys with comments those are gonna do?
	Do you think they're gonna just sit there and get punched in the face or just lie to you?
	They're gonna lie because they think it's gonna not hurt the girl as much.
	There you go.
	Definitely. It's a reaction to your action.
	No, it's not a reaction to your action.
	Look, ladies, this might sound fucked up, but, um, you guys don't want the truth.
	In anything.
	You guys can't handle it.
	You guys can't even face yourselves in the morning.
	You gotta put makeup on.
	Men can't handle the truth.
	So why should men be honest with you guys?
	Because you guys just simply don't like the truth.
	You guys don't adhere to the truth.
	Men can't handle the truth more than women can't handle the truth.
	You guys cannot handle the truth.
	You guys will crash out about any fucking little thing in the world.
	Me, personally, I don't crash out when people tell me what I want to hear.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I would argue men are far more comfortable with the truth than women are.
	And I'll tell you why.
	Wait, let me explain.
	From the time we're little boys, we're told that we need to go to school, become successful, and if we don't, no one's gonna want to be with us or be friends with us.
	And that's pretty much true.
	If you're a loser as a man, you deal with consequences.
	Some losers have a woman.
	I'm sorry?
	Some losers have a woman.
	Just because you're a loser doesn't mean you can't have a woman.
	Most of them fail.
	And then you're talking about a fraction of losers that have some game that can do it, but a majority of losers still fail.
	Versus like for women, we never call you guys losers, ever.
	Why not?
	Yes. Good question.
	Some bitches need to be called losers.
	But we don't do that as a society.
	It's very taboo to criticize women or call them losers.
	You need to call the bitches little girls.
	I'm called retarded.
	I'm called the whole bitch.
	It's all like the same thing.
	But the thing about men being honest Criticism of women is frowned upon in society.
	It's like generally frowned upon.
	Barely. How dare you?
	I don't think it's barely.
	I think women hate today is just as equal as men hate.
	I think it's pretty equal.
	Not really, man.
	I think women get way more...
	You guys get way more validation for mediocrity than men do.
	There's a lot of hate in there, too, though.
	Unless you're doing a whole shit.
	Well, it depends.
	If it's whole shit.
	Yeah, if you're being a whore, then yeah, they're gonna boast you.
	But in general, women get praised for anything.
	I'm just talking about it.
	Yeah, niggas are putting pictures on Castle Club of you.
	No. Yeah, like, yeah, they're gonna roast you for that, but, like, as a girl...
	What? No, what can we do?
	As a girl, like, you can be pretty mediocre in certain things and, like, get picked up, right?
	Like, as a...
	Fuck! You become a female cop pretty easy, right?
	Even though you might not meet the physical standards.
	Can you stop reposting this?
	Stop reading the chat, please.
	Focus.
	I think it would be easier if men were honest with women.
	Say if you're a bachelor and you tell all your hoes that, you know, I am fucking with multiple women.
	This is what it is and this is what it's not.
	The women that want to keep fucking with you after that will choose.
	Yeah, I'm going to stay with this man.
	I don't care if he's fucking multiple.
	Sure, but I don't think women want honesty for actual honesty.
	You guys want honesty so you can reserve the right to leave.
	Nah. Or do fuck shit.
	That's really why women want honesty.
	And so that you guys can be more informed so you can say, you know what?
	I don't want to be a part of this.
	Versus like, because it takes power out of your...
	Which is fine.
	I think men should actually be honest with women.
	But realistically speaking, very few men are going to be honest with you.
	You see that take the power thing out?
	From a man's point of view, if you're honest with a woman, you take her power away to lie to you.
	To sit there and be a bitch.
	To manipulate you and your emotions.
	be honest with her upfront.
	No, it's not.
	Yeah, you guys don't.
	You see how you agreed with me?
	Yeah.
	I advocate for guys to be honest, but I'm very realistic and I understand most of them can't handle the truth.
	But the problem with that is if the guy tells her the truth and then she leaves, he loses sexual access.
	Men don't want to do that.
	See, that's the thing.
	People, not men or women, people in general are scared to be honest with people because they are afraid of how that person will change how they think.
	I think women lie to men way more than men lie to women.
	Women lie to men because it's easy.
	Simple. And also because...
	It's easier to lie to a woman than to a man.
	It's harder to lie to a woman.
	It's harder to lie to a man.
	Girls, please stop talking over to the hosts.
	The other thing, too, is that everything about female nature is kind of about deception, if you look at it.
	Fake hair, fake nails, makeup.
	No one knows when you guys are on your period.
	We don't know if you guys are interested.
	You guys don't tell your body count.
	Everything about female, the feminine mystique, is about being mysterious a little bit.
	You guys are designed to be unclear.
	Versus for men, right?
	What are the things that men are champion for?
	Be a man.
	Tell the truth, right?
	Ten toes down.
	But with women, it's kind of in your guys' nature to be...
	I don't know.
	I mean, deceptive.
	Not really.
	Are you trying to go back to Adam and Eve, how she deceived Adam?
	Yeah, I mean, everything about...
	I'm just saying in general, everything about you guys is about to be deceptive, right?
	It's not about being...
	For a man, integrity and honesty is a cornerstone of masculinity.
	For women, it's like, lying for you guys isn't that big of a deal.
	Can I ask a question?
	Sure. So if integrity and honesty is so important for men, why do you guys constantly lie?
	I told you why.
	Because when you tell women the truth, they can't handle it.
	So what ends up happening is girls will take that information and use it against you a lot of times and leave or whatever.
	Most men don't have the, what I call, sexual market value to be able to tell a woman, this is what it is, take it or leave it.
	Most men simply can't do that.
	Grow a pair and tell the truth.
	Some women will accept.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I like how you said grow a pair.
	Where did that come from?
	Men. No, no, no.
	But, like, notice how even the way we phrase being honest or standing up for things, it's always in a masculine sense.
	No one says, grow a pair of titties.
	It's a grow up pair.
	I'm crying.
	Right? Go some balls.
	Tough enough.
	The fact that you...
	That's a masculine thing, too.
	The fact that you're using these euphemisms that are inherently masculine proves my point.
	Right? That men are held to a higher standard in society when it comes to honesty, integrity, and holding true to things, but...
	I'm just being real with y'all that most men are not going to tell the truth because men want sexual access and women can't handle the truth.
	Like, unless he's very attractive and tall and has all that shit together, then he's going to tell you, I want other women.
	But most girls, you guys feel like you're special, so you feel like, I should only be with this guy myself.
	Let's be honest here.
	If we told you the truth, you're going to probably just leave right away or keep it as ammo for us later on.
	Yeah, but...
	Here's the thing.
	Most of you don't deserve to have a man onto yourself, if I'm going to be honest.
	Most of you guys don't qualify, on my take.
	Most of you guys, okay.
	Most of them want a guy in the top 2%.
	If I was to ask you guys, what are you looking for in a man?
	All of you guys are going to describe a guy in the top 1% or 2%.
	6 feet tall, 100,000 plus a year, good looking, charming, funny, charismatic, good job, career, educated.
	Typically, women want the same things, right?
	These guys typically fall on the top, let's say 10% of men.
	There's not enough of these guys to go around.
	So, what's up happening if, like, you and every other girl brings the same thing to the table?
	You're gonna have to share him, right?
	No. Yeah.
	No. That shit sounded like crickets.
	Because, because, okay, do all of you have high standards for men on the table?
	I mean, I don't wanna fucking be six feet tall.
	Okay, so all of you have high standards, right?
	But I don't need to be six feet tall.
	Okay, let's say not six feet.
	Let's say five ten.
	You still wanted to not be a bum, right?
	Nobody wants a bum.
	So, none of you want average men, then?
	Wait, question.
	Do any of you want an average guy?
	An average man isn't a bum.
	Really? Like, the average person?
	Describe the average man to me, then.
	They probably work.
	They, like, do shit for a living.
	They probably have a family and shit.
	You mean average guy's a wage per year?
	A wage?
	I'd say probably like $60,000, $70,000, $80,000 a year.
	Nope. That's middle class.
	Nope. That's middle?
	It's actually less.
	What's the average man's height, then, in your opinion?
	Like 5.8.
	Yeah, 5.8 roughly.
	The average salary is between 30 and 50k per year.
	Damn. Yeah.
	That's kind of sad.
	And that's low income.
	I didn't know that.
	That's the average man's income in the United States, depending on where you're at.
	So, like, you already saying 60, 80k, that's already the top tier guy.
	And we haven't even talked about him looking good.
	We haven't talked about his charm.
	We haven't talked about being straight.
	So many variables to add into that.
	Yeah. So, like, the reality is, like, all of you guys are looking for an exceptional man.
	But what I'm saying is that a lot of you don't qualify for an exceptional man all to yourself.
	But at some point in my life, like, I thought about my husband being at home.
	Well, I have a business, I go work, and you stay home.
	LOL. I don't know.
	There's men who do that.
	Yeah, but she's not looking for that.
	That's a lie.
	I just said, that's not a lie.
	I've considered that.
	Considered it, but doing it is totally, totally different.
	You would never, ever, trust me, most women are not okay with being the breadwinner and the man stays at home.
	I don't like, so, um...
	In my relationships, I've always been the breadwinner, so I'm used to having the place, the car, the money.
	So why are you single then?
	Because there's plenty of guys that would love to have a sugar mom on you.
	Why can't you find a guy?
	Yeah. I literally told you guys.
	I just kind of just trauma, so I've just been...
	Come on, man.
	Just until I'm ready.
	Just grow up your ovaries, man.
	Moving up.
	What? Grow up your ovaries.
	Moving up.
	I don't know.
	I expect a man to at least make, if not the same amount, but more than me.
	Pull up the calculator, bro.
	I'm about to show.
	Oh, lord.
	Here we go.
	It's tough out here.
	Yeah, yeah, man.
	I don't think women, like, get it, bro.
	But sometimes I want to make the same as the man.
	Because sometimes if a man has more and some shit goes wrong, he will kick you to the curb.
	Now, like, you're out of everything.
	I mean, statistically speaking, men rarely kick women to the curb.
	It's women actually in relationships.
	They get bored faster.
	That's not true.
	What? Okay, how many times have you broken up with a guy versus men broke up with you?
	True. Actually, all the relationship I've been in, it's always been on their end, not mine.
	Yeah, I know.
	Yeah, I believe her.
	Wait, they broke up with you or you broke up with them?
	It's like...
	Cordial. Come on, man.
	What are you talking about pumping dump?
	Okay, someone always initiates the breakup.
	In your relationships that you've had with men, who has initiated more breakups?
	You or the guys?
	Normally. The guys.
	That's bad on you then.
	No, it's not.
	That's rare.
	I'm telling you, that's bad.
	That's not bad.
	Okay, let's ask the rest of the girls here.
	How many times have you been broken up with versus the guy breaking up with you?
	I broke up with him every time.
	Okay, what about you?
	Pretty equal.
	I'd say, like, it's pretty fucking equal.
	It's not a good thing, man.
	Okay, what about you?
	Every time I tip once.
	Okay, what about you?
	I mean...
	I was in one long-term relationship.
	He broke up with me because he cheated on me.
	He just felt bad.
	Okay. I hate niggas.
	You said it with the A. Who wants to go first?
	Who wants to put in their dream man into this calculator?
	I'll go first.
	Can I have a second?
	I want him to be...
	I want him to be 38. Delusion calculator's crazy.
	Wait, hold on.
	Actually, you know what?
	No, no.
	Let's have Miss Black Dildo do it.
	Alright, minimum age and maximum age for you.
	That wasn't even funny.
	That was hilarious.
	That's why I saw it in the chat, man.
	Okay, so like the age?
	Yeah, minimum age and maximum age.
	Into the mic, please.
	Lowest age.
	Lowest. Okay, so like minimum age, like 23, 24. Maximum age, 31. Alright.
	How tall?
	Minimum height for you.
	Five... five ten.
	Alright. Race?
	Black Spanish.
	Um, just put other.
	Everybody, yes.
	Which one's everybody?
	Indian and everything else.
	You like everybody?
	Um, I don't really like...
	It just, like, depends on your personality.
	Alright, just check all the races, bro.
	Help her out.
	No, please don't.
	So which one won't you do, then?
	Which one won't you do?
	Which one would I do?
	Asian. Okay, so you won't do Asian.
	Alright. So check everything else off except Asian.
	Alright. Education.
	Minimum education for you?
	Definitely a bachelor's at least.
	Okay. Minimum income per year?
	$80,000.
	Alright. I mean, hopefully more, but it's like minimum.
	That's fine.
	No year worth, right?
	No obese.
	And definitely not married.
	What the fuck?
	They have to be going through a divorce.
	Just so you know, this comes from the 2023 Current Population Survey, U.S. Census Bureau, and the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey from the CDC.
	So this is the most accurate representation of men in America.
	One of our supporters built this for us.
	We need to update the population survey.
	But yeah, this is going to be a pretty accurate assessment of men.
	And congratulations, you scored 5 out of 5. Cat bags are less than 1% of the population.
	So let me ask you, what does he get back in return?
	He's the actual food.
	5 out of 5?
	Yeah, 5 out of 5. She scored 5 out of 5. So what does he get in return for being with you?
	Me. My personality.
	So your response is me?
	Duh. So he has to bring all these tangible things to the relationship.
	I mean, we both bring it cordially to the relationship.
	Whenever we got together, like, that's how it was.
	No, but he brings money, though.
	We both bring money.
	Just you?
	Just you alone?
	Huh? Nothing.
	No, I'm asking, like, he's bringing tangible things here to the relationship, so what would he get in return?
	No. With you?
	What'd he get in return?
	What the fuck?
	I mean, I get him, he gets me.
	What the fuck?
	We both have things.
	See, isn't it interesting, though, how when we ask you, what do you want, you're able to list off the things, and then I say, what does he get back in return, and Drew's saying me.
	Just me.
	I'm the table.
	A 5'2", brunette, brown hair, fucking, like, what the fuck?
	There's many of you, though.
	A bombshell.
	Brunette, 5'2".
	There's actually only two of me, because I'm a twin.
	What's your income?
	She says she makes it up in the same.
	Okay. You know, dude, this experiment never ceases to amaze me, man.
	Well, the problem is that, like, you guys want this high-value man, so to speak, but...
	Okay, and what do you want?
	We're simple.
	We know what we want.
	Okay, anything.
	Not anything.
	To smash sometimes, yes, but the point here is that, like, you want an exceptional man, but...
	Alright, let me ask you this, then.
	Can he have other women, then?
	Or not?
	Yeah, my man can, but it's only on certain shit.
	Like, I have to, like, agree to it.
	No, you can't agree to it.
	Every time?
	Yes. So wait, let me get this straight.
	I expect you, like, if you were to, like, do something...
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	So he's gotta be in the top 1%, but he's gotta listen to what you say?
	Yeah. I expect him, like, it's not, like, even really about that.
	I expect him, like, call me, like, in the moment, and then, like, you're like...
	Call him before he fucks another chick?
	I'm fucking this hoe right now.
	Yes, why not?
	And say what?
	Like, what's going on?
	What's going on?
	It's crazy.
	So, hold on.
	What's going on?
	Mid-stroke.
	Stop and say...
	Why would he do it mid-stroke?
	I would hope he would call me before.
	He said in action.
	Not in action.
	Like, whenever you're like...
	You know, before you bring a bitch home.
	Like, you're talking to the bitch.
	Are you not?
	Unless y'all just bring bitches home.
	I'm in the car.
	She's next to me.
	Yo, what's up, babe?
	What's your gonna say?
	Yeah. I'm finna hit this, I'm finna crack this up.
	Yo, what's up, baby?
	I love you, dog.
	And then he's gonna show it and I'm gonna be like, nah, kick that hoe out the car right now, please.
	She ain't it.
	I don't think you guys think before you speak sometimes.
	Let's assume you were out with a guy, right?
	It's not the same.
	No, I'm just saying, like, what would you do if some guy called this girl and said, hey, I'm about to crack this bitch that's in the car with me?
	What would you say?
	If you were there.
	That would never happen to me, so I don't know.
	Oh my god.
	I'd be like, yeah, take me.
	That's the point, though.
	We're trying to show that your...
	Double standard.
	Your concept here is ludicrous.
	Insane. How?
	You want your man to say, I'm going to crack this chick while he has the girl in the car about to go have sex with her.
	Yes. And call you.
	Yes. You're not here how ridiculous that sounds.
	It doesn't sound ridiculous, actually, at all.
	I'd rather know who you're cracking than not.
	Okay, what if a dude did that to you?
	What would you do?
	What if a dude did it to me?
	Yeah, like, would you go through and have sex with him after you heard him say, yo, I'm about to crack this chick talking to this chick?
	And you overheard it?
	I'm about to be drunk on my fucking mind.
	Would you still hook up with him after that?
	I can't talk about this.
	That's the point, though.
	Yes, I have.
	I have.
	Say it again.
	I have.
	No, I was saying...
	Okay, you have.
	But I guarantee you that they won't.
	I don't know, my man, he be hitting other females and shit.
	I wouldn't say Gary.
	I am single.
	I just wouldn't say I'll fuck with niggas that just wouldn't do that.
	Why'd you say?
	Like, don't answer the phone in front of me.
	Okay. I don't think it's your bed, bro.
	Yeah. He's a king-sized bed.
	If it's a lot of people.
	She's cooked, man.
	She's cooked.
	Listen, at the end of the day, man, no nigga's gonna stop mid-stroke to call you and say, okay, listen.
	Or in the car either.
	That's an L. No, they're not.
	Also, I think if you're a girl and you do any type of sex work, you get no levers to tell your man shit, bro.
	I don't want to sound like an asshole.
	Yes, I do.
	If you do OnlyFans, you're a stripper, you do porn or any of that other shit, bro, what your man says goes, bro.
	You can't tell him nothing.
	Hell no.
	Why are you saying hell no?
	I mean, I can.
	I don't give a shit.
	If you dated me, met me, knowing I was doing sex work or yada yada, it doesn't matter what the fuck I was doing.
	You're okay with it.
	You knew what I was before you met me, you bitch.
	You're okay with it.
	So now I'm supposed to be okay with you cheating and like putting your dick out on the street.
	Yes, because I didn't meet you putting your dick on the street.
	I met you being a silver man.
	Yeah, but here's the thing though.
	You want to...
	You want a man to behave traditionally with you when you're not a traditional woman.
	Fuck, no, I don't want a traditional man.
	I want a man that's going to pour me a shot in the club in my mouth.
	I'm sorry, I want a slut.
	But you said you don't want him to cheat.
	Yeah, but you said you don't want him to cheat.
	Yeah, you don't have to cheat.
	You could be a slut.
	Shit, I'll slut your ass out in the bedroom.
	They can't be sluts.
	Yes, they definitely can.
	Really? I'm pretty sure you've been slutted out.
	Your body is what in the 500s?
	You want like description details or you want like an idea breakdown?
	Oh, well, you can put a dick ring on one for sure and get the party started.
	Yeah, that's why yeah Slapping choking Women aren't the only people that get shots poured in their mouth.
	Alright, let me ask you this then.
	Does it take skill for a woman to get fucked?
	Hmm? Does it take skill for a woman to get fucked?
	No. Does it take skill for a man to fuck?
	No. No.
	Really? You just fuck any guy that comes up to you and talks to you?
	No, I don't, but a man doesn't- Not you, not you, not you.
	I meant in general.
	Can a guy just walk up to any girl and be like, hey, I want to have sex and get laid?
	Yes. Probably.
	To you?
	No, that's like, are we being realistic?
	Homeless people get fucked.
	That's what I'm saying!
	Most definitely, if you're in the club and motherfuckers are drunk as shit, and I'm pretty sure you see somebody you like, see somebody cute, hell fucking yeah.
	I haven't seen it happen before.
	Question, do you think you can poll a girl if you were a guy?
	Yes. Really easily?
	I'm bisexual, I'd do it now.
	We'll play a game.
	Yeah, we're gonna play a game.
	I don't think women understand this, so let's go ahead and roleplay this out.
	So this is what we're gonna do.
	Chris, you want to take this one?
	Chris got it?
	Alright. So this is what we're gonna do.
	Nah, nigga, you got it, bro.
	Yeah, Chris, you do it.
	I'll take cameras.
	So this is what we're gonna do.
	I want you to pretend to be a guy.
	You're gonna try to pick up a girl at a club.
	Yes. And I want you to actually go about it as if you're a guy.
	Pick the time, location, and you set up the scenario.
	How about that?
	Oh my.
	Y'all don't all look at me.
	I am not the doctor feeling this conversation.
	Listen, we believe in you.
	You got the guts in this?
	I don't believe in myself.
	You said you're bisexual.
	We can put it to the test.
	Actually, we got Christina over here.
	Expert Dariana.
	Ready to slut you out, actually.
	Christina! Where you at?
	Let's see what you got.
	Talking on that shit.
	On the mic.
	Oh, my God.
	Step that shit up with this nigga Christina.
	We'll see what's up.
	This scene is pretty good, too.
	Again, time, place, and scenery.
	You set it up.
	So where's it gonna be?
	Club Live, Vandome, Kiki?
	No, we're not gonna do anything special or crazy like that.
	No, you said club, so which club?
	Okay, as a Miami native, I am thinking...
	I'll meet you in Wynwood.
	Okay, Wynwood.
	So it's a little bit more closer.
	Which club?
	Brickhouse. Okay, good spot.
	What time?
	9 o'clock, 9.30.
	9.30?
	Where it starts jumping around 11. Okay.
	Perfect. What else?
	What else?
	Question me.
	So, come to the front, and then we're going to have you set up.
	Oh, don't do that.
	No, we got you.
	I hate you guys.
	We got you, we got you.
	Please. The chat's gonna roast me by my stomach and every fucking thing else.
	No, they won't.
	Yes, they will.
	No, they won't.
	What stomach?
	Nothing's there.
	There you go.
	Skinny mini.
	What am I supposed to say?
	What am I supposed to say?
	All right.
	So, Chris, come on over here.
	All right.
	Oh, it's going down.
	So, you gotta...
	Wait, hold on.
	Hey, remember to be close to the mic.
	Can I say suss or masculine?
	Come on.
	You got it, bro.
	Listen, listen.
	You're a brick house in Wynwood.
	Okay, brick house in Wynwood.
	But he's a man.
	I'm a girl.
	You are picking up the woman as the man.
	Remember, you said it was easy, right?
	I'm a bad bitch.
	Don't do that.
	I don't go for bitches that do that.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	He's gonna act like a girl, he's gonna act like a guy.
	Just pick him up, or we'll pick her up.
	Right? And we want to see how you go about it.
	And here's the thing.
	He's not going to be hard.
	He's going to act like a regular ass chick at a club.
	You're going to act easy?
	Yeah, bitch!
	He's going to act like a regular chick.
	That's my son!
	He's not going to do anything to make it too tough for you.
	That's all he needs.
	That's all he needs.
	Check that out for me.
	Okay, if we're doing this with all the lights and everything...
	Let's go.
	Here's on your knees.
	I can either be dramatic or I can be terrible.
	Here's on your knees.
	Hey. What's up, girl?
	What's up?
	What's up?
	Act drunk, at least.
	You talking about act?
	No, no, no.
	You kept on with that.
	Why do you want her to be drunk?
	I want him to be drunk.
	Hold on, hold on.
	No. We got to start.
	That's illegal.
	We got to start.
	We got to start.
	That's illegal.
	All right.
	Ready? I'm crying.
	Okay. Ready?
	Break out.
	Let's go.
	Oh, God.
	Here's on your knees.
	Here's on your knees.
	Check that out.
	for a bitch like this.
	It's not good.
	There's no way I'd go for a bitch like this.
	I'm a bad bitch I'm a bad bitch a bad bitch I was looking like Ain't no fucking way You go queen I gotta Thank you girl You don't wanna try Alright, make the abrupt I don't even wanna walk up to you You go girl She's scared of me Can I take a picture of you?
	I know most men will be like Can I take a picture of you?
	You're roleplaying I ain't a bitch I'm roleplaying right now Can I take a picture of you?
	No, I don't know you Yeah, you can get to know me Okay, what's your name?
	My name is Mariah.
	What's your name?
	No, Mariah?
	For a guy, your name?
	It's Mike.
	It's Mike.
	Mike? Charles?
	Fuck no, not a Mike.
	It's Charles.
	Alright, Charles.
	Yeah. What's up, Charles?
	Hi, Charles.
	Can I take a picture with you?
	Okay, sure.
	No problem.
	Okay, let's take a picture.
	Ready? I don't have a phone number.
	Yes, you do.
	I have Instagram.
	You do have an Instagram and a phone number.
	Yeah, Instagram.
	Here. Okay, thank you, Charles.
	Okay, now can I put my number in your phone?
	Call me.
	No, I DM you.
	You can call me.
	Can you DM me?
	Why? Because I want to get to know you.
	Instagram is not my thing.
	You have Instagram, though.
	I don't have an Instagram.
	I have a phone.
	But you gave me your Instagram.
	Yeah, but I have a phone.
	Alright, Charles, you're being pushy.
	Nope. I've never met a bitch that's been like, I'm being pushy.
	They either be like, eh, okay, cool.
	I'm giving you a chance here.
	And I'm giving you one, too.
	Okay, alright.
	Thank you.
	Alright, before that, can you buy me a drink?
	That depends.
	Are you going to call me?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
	When? Just DM me.
	I don't do Instagram.
	I told you that.
	Are you slow?
	You call me slow?
	Yeah, just a little bit.
	Takeisha! This girl call me slow, Takeisha!
	Charles is a millionaire, so Charles is not going for none of that.
	Yeah, but why are you in Brickhouse, Charles?
	It's either you put my phone and you put my number in your phone.
	Like these aggressive ass things.
	You need to put my number in your phone now.
	If you're a millionaire, why are you in Brickhouse?
	Because it's a vibe.
	It's a vibe.
	It's a vibe.
	Why are you in here?
	Because I'm trying to get lit.
	As beautiful as you are, you should not be in here.
	Okay. What?
	You don't belong here.
	Okay, well, can you text me later?
	DM me later?
	No. You said text you, but you haven't...
	Okay, fine.
	Hit my number.
	555. Ready?
	No, I don't have my phone.
	All right, put it in.
	All right.
	She was successful.
	Okay. Not at all.
	All right.
	Very. All right.
	Go ahead.
	Okay, call me so that you can save my phone.
	You're doing too much.
	Oh, you wish I was.
	You should ask.
	You're doing too much.
	You asked me for a drink, and you don't want it?
	Yeah. Give me a drink first.
	Come on, now.
	Why are you so pushy?
	Where are your friends?
	Are you here by yourself?
	Why are you asking me all these new questions?
	This is one of my friends' way over there.
	Okay, do you guys want to come to my sex now?
	You're not searching that brick?
	Alright, of course.
	Honestly, we gotta start it off.
	There we go.
	Gave him that text now number.
	No, I'm good.
	I'm with my friends in the section over here.
	Okay, tell your friends to come to my section.
	No, we're good, though.
	We know the guy.
	So you don't want a free shot of Dom?
	No, I'm lit already, girl.
	I mean, boy, man, whatever.
	I'm lit.
	Charles, I'm Charles.
	I'm out of here.
	Alright, you know, I'll see you later.
	I'm bye.
	Well, I'll call you later.
	Yeah, call me later.
	How about that one?
	She's never calling.
	I'm never calling.
	That was terrible.
	That was so bad, I almost threw up.
	Well, I am a woman.
	I get picked up.
	I don't do the picking.
	That's the point, though.
	It fucking hurts.
	All that confidence you had, that shit was terrible.
	And I don't have to do all of that to pick up women.
	But that's the point, though.
	You said it was easy.
	Of course it is.
	easy. You didn't do shit.
	You got a phone number.
	You expected that.
	This is why I like doing that because it teaches the women how hard it is for men to actually attract women.
	And he didn't say nothing.
	You failed miserably.
	First of all, I got his number, he got mine, and I got a picture.
	Why would I smash in the club?
	That's just nasty.
	Maybe outside of the club, but inside the club is nasty.
	I think it just happened magically.
	Remember you said that in the club?
	Yes, outside of the club, not inside the club.
	I guarantee you, you can't smash that nigga.
	Inside the club.
	Ladies, how many of you guys think she was successful?
	I want to go for Charles.
	I definitely want to go for Charles.
	Thank you, this is the real bitch.
	He was successful until I said, oh shit, she's successful, and then he changed up real quick.
	See, that's a real good strike.
	You should've just hit her in the middle of the club.
	No, check, check, check, check, check.
	So I do this experiment all the time to show you guys how difficult it is for a man just to get attention from a girl or get a number.
	What just transpired there happens all the time, where the girl is trying to get drinks, doesn't really give a shit, she just gets an Instagram follower, she's not really interested in him, or Snapchat, or whatever, and this happens all the time to guys.
	So it is very difficult for men to get laid in 2025.
	It's very easy for you guys to get laid.
	So therefore, this is why men that can have a lot of bodies are respected.
	The whole reason I brought this up is because you guys were trying to say, oh yeah, I'm gonna slut you out, whatever.
	There's no such thing as a guy that's slutted out.
	We have to work to get laid.
	You guys don't.
	That's why a man has sex with a lot of girls is respected.
	A girl that fucks a lot of dudes is not.
	Hmm.
	That was terrible, Charles.
	These are the headaches that men have to deal with to get a chick in a club.
	It's a pain in the ass.
	And he was acting like normal.
	And you know what's funny too?
	Notice how she said, oh, I'm a millionaire.
	Who does that?
	I love how women automatically, whenever we do the scenario, because you're not the first girl to do this, they automatically assume that they have money.
	So let me get this straight.
	We have to make money.
	Be attractive, be charming at the club, entertain your dumb monkey ass, and then get your number and hang out with you.
	Like, bro, it's crazy to me how, like, women don't get it.
	Like, there's no such thing as male sluts.
	You guys are the sluts.
	We are the ones that are the conquerors.
	We have to go through a way harder life to even get laid.
	We're the homemakers.
	We're the homemakers.
	It's not that hard to get laid.
	If it's that hard to get laid, then it's you.
	Your own subscriber is the only fans.
	Do they all fuck you?
	No. So why did it stop you then?
	Because they like me, obviously.
	No, I don't want to fuck you, nigga.
	Duh! Okay.
	It's like the point of the whole thing.
	You do understand that...
	OnlyFans has nothing to do with this.
	Okay. You do understand that the whole reason why OnlyFans or pornography is so ubiquitous in society is because men struggle with women, right?
	You know that, right?
	I mean, I'm sure.
	But didn't OnlyFans become more popular in 2020 when people were like, they couldn't leave their houses and stuff, so just being inside?
	It's like a COVID thing.
	I mean, it doesn't...
	The reality is, yeah, you could go ahead and make the argument that COVID might have exacerbated the problem, but regardless, men have struggled with women for a very long time.
	But that's the thing, I've been rejected by women before.
	I've been rejected by women multiple times.
	We're thinking about men getting rejected by women, not you.
	Being rejected by women?
	No, because he's saying it's harder for a man to really get laid, and it's not.
	It's not hard for a man to get laid.
	It's not hard for a man to get laid.
	No, no, nigga.
	I hate all my shots, nigga.
	But I'm just keeping it real.
	Most men don't have that.
	Okay, keep it real.
	And you know, I always find it amazing when OnlyFans girls say this.
	You do realize the only reason you're able to be on OnlyFans or Prof is because men struggle with women, right?
	Yeah. And some of them don't, though.
	But the majority do.
	Okay. That's my point.
	Congratulations for struggling with women.
	I don't know.
	You don't care.
	As a man, it should not be hard for you to crack a hoe.
	Yeah, but you still profit off of niggas who can't fuck girls.
	Yeah. See this problem.
	You think you can understand us as men, but you really don't.
	If you were in our body...
	Trying to do what you're saying right now would be impossible.
	Okay. No riz.
	No riz.
	Show us right now.
	You see Charles didn't go through.
	The chat hates Charles.
	Let's see your riz.
	He said, don't touch me though.
	He's about to put on the dreads.
	Oh yeah, that's the girl hair.
	What's your name?
	Christina's back, nigga.
	What's your man name?
	Charles 2.0.
	You go, girl.
	Slay. Go with Bobby or some shit.
	I'm Adam today.
	Adam 22. I need a time and place.
	Time and a place?
	Okay, we're at, like, 11 at, like, 10 o'clock at night.
	Hell no.
	You gotta be at Club 11. Okay.
	Okay, no, we're at Booby Trap.
	Fuck that.
	We're at Booby Trap.
	Okay. You're gonna definitely fuck a bitch.
	All right.
	Yeah. You're definitely fucking somebody at that motherfucker.
	Hey, mom, what's up?
	What's who?
	Oh? Hey, what's up?
	Nothing. What you trying to do after this?
	Uh, this is the after party.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, it's not.
	Illegal. Oh, oh.
	I said don't touch me, nigga!
	Damn! There she is, officer!
	There she is, officer!
	Grape! Grape!
	Call the police!
	Grape! There she is!
	Grape! Grape!
	No, nigga!
	Hell no!
	Your Honor, we got it!
	Bring that ass over here, bro!
	Yo, bruh, hold on, man!
	Hey Siri, stop recording.
	If that was y'all in the club, what would you do?
	Call the police?
	9-1-1.
	9-1-1.
	I'm gonna start swinging for my life, bro.
	I'm gonna fight them.
	Okay, so you failed horribly.
	See, this is what I'm talking about.
	I still crack that, though.
	You're a racist now.
	You go to jail.
	Cracking in jail is what you mean.
	That's wild, man.
	I got three strokes in before you ran away.
	No, you got three strikes!
	That's insane, man.
	I'm gonna stick to being a woman.
	Crack that.
	How I love being a woman.
	Keeping it real, being a man is not easy.
	In itself, and looking at women, especially with consent, is not always fun.
	Do it again?
	Diddy. FBI, open up!
	The point is, you did it without consent.
	That's crazy.
	Baby oil and that shit.
	Get over here.
	Listen, you be in jail, and that is a L. That is wrong.
	On the next episode of Fed Reacts, spit some game.
	Tell some lies.
	And then time flies.
	And then we get them eyes.
	And it's over.
	This exercise always proves how little...
	You can't be us ladies, I'm telling you right now.
	It ain't easy.
	And this is why we get respect for fucking girls, and you guys don't.
	Like, this is why.
	Because it is so hard.
	Like, look, she's a rapist, bro.
	Technically. Literally.
	She got a sex fund with us immediately.
	With no fear.
	And nigga, she got a real bro.
	She got no ass.
	I got ass.
	She got enough door-to-door in every neighborhood.
	Wait, can you stand up?
	Because I actually didn't, like, picture your ass.
	Like, can I, like, see it?
	Sure, sure, sure, sure.
	Okay. Hell no, nigga.
	You're a rapist.
	Alright, let's go for it.
	I hit three strikes before I became a rapist.
	We're on YouTube, by the way.
	He's free after tonight, if you want.
	Nah, nigga.
	I'm committed, man.
	Claim your pride.
	I've been in France too many times, nigga.
	I ain't coming back to this shit.
	I'm going for it, man.
	Wayne! Get 50 subs on Rumble!
	Let's go!
	Yo, guys, we got 20,000 of you guys watching right now.
	Let's go!
	Where's she at?
	Listen, I'm gonna drop the information about the fight, tomorrow's podcast, a fresh start on YouTube and Rumble, and me and Gary through a podcast is gonna be lit.
	What time are you gonna do that?
	8 p.m., nigga time.
	Okay. You might start at 8.15.
	8.15, there you go.
	Okay. And we got somebody calling in, special guest, to confirm.
	What I'm saying on camera, man.
	Yeah, guys, we got 21,000 of you guys watching right now, man.
	Welcome to the show, man.
	It's great to see you guys here, man.
	It really is, man.
	Back to the old times.
	Yeah, we're making...
	2025, we're taking over, bro.
	Yep. Okay, have you accepted the fact that your child will be bullied for your reckless behavior?
	My child doesn't get bullied.
	No? No.
	How old is a kid?
	That's good.
	She's two.
	Two? Yeah.
	Is it a girl?
	Yeah. I mean, not yet.
	No, she's like, she doesn't get bullied.
	She's like, everybody loves her.
	She's too good.
	That's fine.
	Oh my god.
	Why are y'all clipping me so bad?
	Does size matter, ladies?
	Refer to the example below for reference.
	Can I answer that question?
	Size does not matter.
	Lemf or girf?
	Girf. Okay, no lemf.
	Alright. How come we don't make sandwiches or spin the wheel anymore?
	Those were great shows that we haven't had Saving Lives 2075.
	Oh, we can, bro.
	We can.
	So, we'll do sandwiches.
	Let's do a sandwich show Friday.
	There you go.
	That sounds pretty good.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	All right.
	Sandwich making contest for you niggas Friday, all right?
	There you go.
	All right.
	We've seen you on Rumble, too, bro, for the get-to-sub.
	Sandwich making contest, we'll bring it back Friday for you guys, all right?
	And sub-a-thon in May?
	Yeah, we're going to do a sub-a-thon for you guys in May.
	We're just so busy this month, man, and then April as well.
	So we're going to definitely do it in May.
	Cool. All right, Lightning, how come...
	General Drinn says, girl likes to Fresh look like the I wake up I chimp out meme.
	Who's Fresh?
	What does it look like?
	Don't mind him.
	We're comedians.
	He's a hater.
	This is a comedy skip, by the way.
	Luke Longley says, look at these likes up.
	Yeah, come on, man.
	The likes are free.
	Yeah, guys, yeah, because we got literally, um, yeah, 21,000 of you guys watching right now between Rumble and, um, and YouTube.
	So guys, do me a favor, man, um, like the video on YouTube, man.
	Can we drop the YouTube link in there?
	Let's get the engagement to, like, 100%, as you guys know.
	We're a splendid audience, bro.
	We should really be having, like, 20k on fucking, you know, if we're on YouTube, we'd have 20k on there.
	But, um, but yeah, but fuck YouTube.
	Guys, like the video on YouTube so that we can get the engagement up so that more people can find us.
	We're comedians.
	And then we bring them over to Rumble, as you guys know.
	Rumble is the home base for us because, you know, YouTube is pro-censorship and we fucking hate that shit.
	So, you know, we're only on YouTube just to, you know, convert you guys over to the free speech platform, which is Rumble.
	And it's getting better, guys.
	I know some of y'all are like, oh, I hate Rumble.
	Bro, trust me, it's getting better and better.
	The UI is getting better day by day.
	And, yeah.
	Also, Neon, fuck you, bro.
	You're a kid.
	Goddamn. Neon, what?
	What did Neon do?
	On Twitter, bro.
	Hit the single one person.
	That's not neon, bro.
	One person, bro.
	I saw a tweet.
	Oh. Okay.
	You just made that kid's day.
	Alright, we got some ladies' questions right here down below.
	Uh-oh.
	Yo, by the way...
	Oh, yeah.
	Second day in a row, by the way, we are on the front page of Rumble.
	So shout out to you guys, man.
	W, Rumble, man.
	I don't know, guys.
	You guys are saying monetize soon?
	We'll see, bro.
	I'm not holding my breath, man.
	Because you guys know how YouTube is, bro.
	Also, we've done a lot.
	I can see the question.
	It's anonymous.
	The question is...
	white powder or...
	Yeah, I've never even smoked weed before.
	It's called Christina.
	There you go.
	Yeah. I've never even smoked weed.
	No Ritalin, nothing.
	We don't even drink.
	What race...
	What race gives the best sex in aftercare?
	What race gives the best sex in aftercare?
	Probably Asians.
	Oh, because they give them massages?
	Oh my gosh.
	I believe it.
	They're quiet.
	Or do you not understand?
	I mean, keeping it real, I'll say niggas, man.
	Niggas? What?
	Ow, hold on, hold on.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	I mean, many women.
	Not many women.
	How's it going?
	Miss playing.
	Miss playing.
	So, alright.
	Think about this, right?
	Throughout the world, America, you know, Europe, you see a lot of women go towards black men.
	It's not because...
	Well, they've heard stories, but it's because at some point, you're going to get dogged out.
	You're like, I'm curious.
	How does this feel?
	Black.com, G-Hub.
	You've heard stories.
	And to be real, aftercare just means you get some jizz in your face.
	That's pretty much it.
	So I think, niggas, man.
	Just saying.
	That's not what aftercare is to you.
	Somebody nutting on your face is aftercare?
	That's what y'all care about, no?
	That's crazy.
	Is that aftercare?
	Sperm is actually good for facials.
	Fuck now.
	Sperm is bad for your eyes.
	If a woman was to squirt on your face, were you going to walk away and just be like, oh my god, I had a perfect golden shot.
	Sperm hurts in your eyes.
	It's like a well-known thought that could really hurt because it could swim around in your eye.
	It doesn't die if it's in the eye because the eye is wet.
	Why do you think women have eyelashes?
	Back in the day, they made women with fake eyelashes to protect.
	I know you've seen that shit on social media.
	I mean, that's history, love.
	Street lead or the plug?
	What? The plug.
	They both come from the street though.
	We don't do drugs.
	I've never smoked weed in my life.
	Oh wait, I fucking wrote that shit wrong, bro.
	Because they're too high!
	Bro, NYU sucks, man.
	It's supposed to be dispensary or the plug, bro.
	No drugs, no shoes.
	We, for sure, but never any other drugs, for sure.
	The dispensary or the plug?
	Hey guys, by the way, let's get to 3,000 likes, man.
	Let's get the engagement up, guys.
	We should be at like 5,000 likes.
	Again, we're trying to take over on YouTube, even though we hate YouTube.
	But we are going to take over again in 2025, guys.
	So, we've got 20,000 plus of you guys in here, man.
	So, like the video, bro.
	Subscribe to the channel on YouTube and on Rumble.
	Follow it.
	And, yeah.
	Which girl here would you smash right now?
	Chris? Which girl on the panel would you smash right now?
	Well, who asked this question?
	Can I have more than one girl?
	Be honest.
	Yeah. Look, Chris, go ahead.
	Alright. Big tune.
	Probably a Cuban and Gigi.
	Threesomes. I think they said one, Chris.
	All right.
	I mean, probably a Cuban, man.
	You know, she's a little, you know.
	Okay. Now you.
	Well, he's a faithful man.
	I can't choose any lady.
	Sorry. I can't.
	That is true.
	That is true.
	He's a faithful man, you know?
	Savannah, that's a good man.
	I've turned my life around.
	I'm a chosen man down, brother.
	Yeah, let's go!
	Yeah, I'm a faithful man, too.
	No, I'm kidding you!
	Yes, oh!
	What? Yeah, I'm a face man.
	Don't go off, go off.
	Sure. Ayo, Myron in front.
	I'm a chosen man just like you.
	Ayo, Myron in front.
	What was that?
	Chosen man.
	What the fuck does that be?
	Thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
	Black man don't cheat, okay?
	You're a fucking liar.
	Are you sure about that?
	You said he's a liar?
	You said he's a liar, right?
	You're lying about that.
	That's not enough that she gripped you, man.
	She wants some more niggas.
	Yeah, bro, what the heck?
	Bad coochie or skinny coochie?
	What? Yo!
	That's funny, why?
	Chris! Well, nigga, no, no, you go first, nigga!
	I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	Yeah, I don't like fat girls.
	I don't like fat people in general.
	I mean, throw it to me, man.
	Well, we're on YouTube.
	I can't say what I'm supposed to say.
	I mean, when a nigga's starving, a nigga's starving.
	Thank you, Murray.
	I'm gonna leave it there.
	You don't like fat people or fat women.
	I'll basically do what this nigga did.
	Whoa, man.
	I'll do what this nigga did.
	Bruh, bruh.
	Hey, man.
	Come on, man.
	We do, we do.
	We do.
	Crazy, bro.
	What's going on?
	Why you did that?
	Trying to get our money back, man.
	One full Elon.
	These niggas are so terrified.
	Trying to get our money back, man.
	We're comedians.
	All I do is I just show a book, man.
	We got one last one.
	This is a comedy skit.
	That's not cool.
	What made you want to start a podcast?
	That was my question.
	This is a comedy skit.
	That's a good question.
	Okay, I think we answered this before, but to help men become better.
	And of course, we had dating tips for men.
	They got a lot of value from it.
	And of course, bringing guests onto the show to add some more value.
	So I think men overall...
	Genre and the vision.
	Cool. Alright.
	What is your body count?
	Chris? About 160.
	Wow. Okay.
	We already know his.
	You don't even have to ask him.
	It's like, what, 535?
	I'm sorry.
	Can we ask him?
	He already said it was like 535.
	Yeah, something like that, yeah.
	Oh, Mo.
	Mo, it's yours.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	What is yours, that guy?
	Not your weight, your body count.
	What? Oh my god.
	What's your body count?
	Zero. Smart.
	Stop fucking lying.
	Alright, first, go ahead, man.
	What about him?
	What's his body count?
	In the green.
	Yeah, Bills, yeah.
	What's your body count?
	Yeah, what's your body count?
	They want to know.
	Say it again?
	What? The mic was off.
	Talking the mic.
	He said he's a man of God.
	Come on, bro.
	Why y'all niggas all pussed out, man?
	Literally. I mean, there's only real ones?
	Yeah, I know y'all some sluts up in this goddamn room.
	Oh, you know.
	Say, now they be sluts out like fuckers.
	I ain't gonna smash the girl.
	Come on, man.
	And Haitian men don't cheat, bro.
	Haitian men don't cheat.
	We got him in crack and fucking everything.
	What? How many kids is too many for a female?
	No, fresh body count, nigga.
	I can say, like, three is, like, way too many.
	Like, two is, like, pushing it.
	All right, so, so, uh, just keep it real, man.
	I honestly forgot, bro.
	I stopped counting.
	So, like, two years ago, you said it was, like, no, never mind.
	It's cool, man.
	Okay, how many?
	Okay, right?
	Nigga, I don't even know at this point.
	Are you up there with, like, blue-faced numbers?
	Trust me, bro.
	I'm bored again.
	Are you like Nick Cannon type shit or like what's going on?
	Nah. That nigga's different.
	No, he's not.
	Nick Cannon is different.
	Hello, baby mama.
	Kids, you got the money to do it.
	That's the thing.
	Wait, baby mom's a smash fan.
	Two different things.
	Push that.
	Gotta pregnant.
	Push that.
	Gotta pregnant.
	Goddamn. How many kids is too many for a female?
	Chris, one.
	How many kids?
	One. Wait, wait, wait.
	I thought it was muted.
	To date seriously or to, like, just, uh, you know, fuck around with?
	Because I really don't care.
	It was three.
	Was it you?
	Not mine.
	No, mine was the aftercare question.
	It gotta be you.
	No, you.
	It ain't me.
	I don't ask Riku questions.
	You? You?
	You. Pussy's real.
	Bro, it was one of y'all.
	It was you.
	Grow up your ovaries, ladies.
	Grow up your ovaries.
	Somebody's lying.
	Somebody's lying right now.
	Come on, grow up your ovaries.
	Be a woman.
	I have two.
	Look, I can tell.
	I wrote three of them and one of that was not it.
	Okay. By the way, let's get to 2,500 on the light meter for YouTube, man.
	Because we got 2,100, bro.
	The game should be at least 50% to 80%, man.
	Come on, man.
	I would say one is too many.
	One is too many?
	Do you have kids?
	No. I did it before.
	That shit was fucking ass.
	How the fuck do you do kids before?
	Where are they?
	What I'm saying is...
	I dated a single mother before.
	That shit was ass.
	And I married her too.
	Stupid. Stupid.
	Dumb choice.
	Are you saying the kids are ass or are you saying she was ass?
	I'm saying that scenario for guys.
	It's not fun.
	Some women be having some ratchet ass kids.
	No, no, no.
	Some kids are...
	Some kids are fucking ugly.
	No, no, trust me.
	We've seen.
	We've seen.
	Bro, kids.
	Oh my god.
	Uh, what the fuck?
	That was you for sure.
	No, that wasn't.
	Oh, wait, what's this?
	Oh, yeah, that's probably me.
	What's with you and diseases, nigga?
	She's like, how many STDs y'all niggas had?
	Yeah, how many have y'all had?
	Chris? Bro, out of 535 people, I know you've been burnt at least once.
	No, no, no.
	Here's the thing.
	It's gonorrhea.
	In college?
	Here's the thing.
	Actually, I don't be going crazy raw.
	I just don't do that.
	I have before.
	Don't get it twisted.
	I have before.
	I'm not going to lie.
	But a good amount, I use a condominium.
	A condominium?
	I'm suffisdicated.
	A condominium, protect the HOA, man.
	Ah! My slow ass is like a condo.
	He was talking about a condo.
	So yeah.
	No, I thought he was talking about a condo.
	I still don't have any kids, bro.
	I still don't have any kids.
	How old are you guys again?
	32. I'm 35. Jesus Christ.
	Oh my God.
	They are old as fuck.
	They are old as shit.
	I'll say this.
	Yeah, so the number's not that crazy.
	I know niggas.
	One time, gone.
	It's crazy out here.
	Yeah, because they fuck girls who fuck guys.
	It's a wild, wild lifestyle.
	No, no, no.
	Niggas gone.
	Like it's over.
	Like they have sick one time with a girl pregnant, boom.
	No, no.
	I'm talking about niggas.
	The God, the God, the God.
	Oh, AIDS and HIV and they died.
	Oh, no, that's so sad.
	They fuck girls who fuck gay men.
	I mean, it's mostly in the, you know, alphabet community.
	That's that Atlanta shit, sorry.
	Where people's boyfriends I don't want nobody to take this question offensive.
	Have you guys ever approached a woman and not knowing that she was transgender?
	Nope. No.
	I'm sober.
	But thank God.
	Nowadays it's starting to get crazy out here, man.
	So, actually, funny story.
	A guy we know, DM the girl, on Instagram.
	No, no, no.
	And she was trans?
	A T. And almost been over her, but then he found out last minute that she wasn't, and then go.
	You know what I mean, but I won't say his name.
	But the text message is leaked.
	I don't know who it is.
	I'll tell you after.
	Okay. He almost got caught up, though.
	Almost. He almost got got.
	But that's the thing.
	That's what trans people do.
	It's to sell a dream of fantasy.
	They want to be so bad.
	If you get tricked, that's just you.
	Look at her hands.
	Well, his hands.
	Look at the hands.
	Look at the feet.
	I'm doing a test, man.
	I want you to show up.
	What's your test, Chris?
	Listen, if we're, like, together, and then, you know, I'm gonna do a little pouch on a little vagina.
	Oh, sorry, my bad.
	If anything worried down there, I'm gone, bro.
	Just ask for a baby photo.
	Grape? How is it grape?
	If it's just kissing me and shit like that.
	Why are you touching me, bro?
	I mean, not before if I don't say.
	You said a little pat on the...
	A little pat, you know what I'm saying?
	A little pat.
	The truck test.
	A little pat is crazy.
	Oh my God.
	You took notes from Yaya?
	laughter That went over my head.
	I really didn't get it, y'all.
	What if the surgery is like perfect, though?
	Listen man, thank God I haven't been into that situation, but if I feel anything weird, if there's anything That's weird?
	That is weird, bro.
	Thank God, bro.
	You wouldn't know, though, fully, though.
	I know, but thank God it hasn't happened at all.
	Because, like, if I even see, like, a big-ass hand or veins or, like, an Adam's apple, I'm like, you know what?
	But some girls have big hands and big feet.
	And you can get your Adam's apple removed.
	Listen, I'm like...
	And you can get your dick turned inside out.
	I'll say this, though.
	A lot of tall girls sometimes come off as that, but they're not.
	Because they're tall.
	Some men have tiny feet.
	Listen, listen.
	Shit, some men have tiny fucking feet and you'll be like, god damn, you're a bitch.
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	They paid to get it fucking right.
	I'm not hearing that.
	This thing is focused, man.
	He's nervous.
	Hey! Listen, if I've got one word, listen.
	I guarantee you though.
	Guess what?
	You won't forget how to read, right?
	Ever? You don't know how to fucking read at all.
	What do you mean?
	I do.
	And thank you, Rumble Premium, for sponsoring this episode.
	Nigga says speech is free, but first can't get it.
	See, ladies, they roast us, too.
	But, hey, listen, you know what?
	I embrace this.
	It's funny.
	Bro, yo, these out niggas punching air right now, man.
	Y'all niggas are getting paid for this shit, bro.
	Yo, yo, they charged us for this ass.
	They charged us for that.
	Okay. I'm gonna read it again.
	Chris, read it.
	You can't even understand most of the words that you were reading.
	Chris, read the super chats, bro.
	That was funny.
	Yeah, but I was drunk, though.
	What, you can't read either?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, but listen, I'm gonna read like halfway, right?
	Cool, I got you.
	So, free speech is on the attack, but Rumble refuses to back down.
	What? Slow down now.
	Wait, what?
	That was like one word.
	You forgot that word in.
	First of all.
	Rumble refuses to back down.
	We've always believed in empowering voices, no matter how unpopular, and now we're taking the fight to the next level.
	When major advertisers conspired to pull their dollars, even brands like Dunkin' Donuts turned their backs.
	Claimant Rumble had a right-wing culture, but we're not here to fit the mold.
	Yes. We're here to defend free expression.
	Let's go.
	Continue. Listen, I have to reach this side.
	That was good.
	I thought he was about to say he hasn't read it in a long time.
	Wait, what?
	Nigga, I know your little ass not talking, nigga.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Chris, bring it back up.
	Bring it back up.
	I know the ad is getting sick.
	Show you the little ass how to read properly, nigga.
	Alright, you have her read the ad.
	Alright. Yeah, you read it, nigga.
	Alright, free speech is under attack, but Rumble refuses to back down.
	We've always believed in empowering voices, no matter how unpopular, and now we're taking that fight to the next level.
	When major advertisers conspired to pull their dollars, even brands like Dunkin' Donuts turned their backs, claiming Rumble had a right-wing culture.
	But we're not here to fiddle mode, we're here to defend free expression!
	Yes! To strengthen this mission, we're excited to offer Rumble Premium, a completely ad-free experience with exclusive benefits for viewers and creators.
	You'll find exclusive content.
	I can't see it.
	Okay. Can you make it bigger?
	No, scroll up.
	I'm short.
	Scroll down.
	Okay, to strengthen this mission, we're excited to offer Rumble Premium, a completely ad-free experience with exclusive benefits for viewers and creators.
	You'll find exclusive content from creators like Russell Brand, Dr. Disrespect, Tim Cast, and The Mud Club with Crowder.
	It's more than a subscription.
	It's a stand for free speech.
	Your voice matters.
	Join Rumble Premium.
	For very limited time, you can get $20 up in an annual plan using promo code RUMBOLIVE.
	Visit that link and claim your special needs.
	Yeah, bro.
	How y'all like Dildo gonna beat y'all, man?
	Damn. Damn.
	Tomorrow weekend turns out to hot.
	Don't worry.
	He just said that.
	Hey, bro.
	Thank you for reading that ad for us.
	Thank you very much.
	You did good.
	You did good.
	Yeah, I know.
	Thank you, Rumble Premium, for sponsoring this episode.
	Thank you for Rumble Premium.
	Three for one.
	Wait, someone said three for one because press felt?
	Damn. What the fuck is going on, bro?
	Hey, man.
	We got three for one, so that's good.
	Hey, you know what?
	That's fine, man.
	Exactly, bro.
	I passed high school.
	What is that?
	She didn't pass life, though.
	And you didn't pass reading that fucking bastard.
	Oh, trust me.
	Trust me, I can read it very well.
	Okay, reread it then.
	Cool, I will.
	No, no, no, please don't.
	No, no, no, please don't.
	I got you, I got you.
	Emotional. I got it, I got it.
	She went from Oliphaz Oliphotics, man.
	We don't want to see y'all niggas read the whole book.
	Please, we don't want to hear it read again.
	The first time is funny, but...
	Yeah, man.
	As soon as you open it, it just...
	Like, why?
	Just keep that closed.
	Keep that one closed.
	I'm okay with the rest.
	Keep that one closed.
	As soon as you open that particular chat.
	I hate it.
	What was that?
	No more.
	I love you.
	Alright, let's get last thoughts from the ladies on the show.
	We'll start here.
	Guys like the video, by the way, let's get 3,000 likes before the end of the show.
	We got 2,200.
	Hit that like button, guys.
	Smash it.
	Let's get to 3,000.
	Can we drop the YouTube link also on Rumble just so they can like it?
	Yeah. Alright.
	Hit it, love it.
	Hold it short for you.
	I liked it.
	It was fun.
	What'd you learn?
	Hey, y'all!
	What did I learn?
	That Amsterdam is not.
	Better than nothing.
	What about you?
	I'm not gonna lie, this show is cool as fuck.
	I got told a ton of different mixed things, so yeah.
	Like? A lot of different things.
	Give us like two.
	Just like, not do it type shit.
	But I'm glad I came and like...
	Found it out for myself.
	You know, talk with y'all.
	Y'all are cool as fuck.
	Yeah. Okay.
	Just a little bit.
	Yeah, we got a lot of haters, but, you know, niggas are jealous.
	And what did I learn?
	That I don't know a fucking country, apparently.
	I mean, it's something new we learned.
	Well, don't worry.
	Can you guys, like, tell me three countries, actually?
	Sure. Okay, tell me.
	Right now?
	Yeah. Hold on.
	No, tomorrow.
	Just kidding.
	Wait, for real?
	Yeah. Are you serious?
	I'm so worried.
	Do you not know three countries?
	What's going on here?
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	You ready for this?
	Yes. Trinidad.
	Okay. And Tobago.
	Grenada. And Jamaica.
	BUMBOCOT! BUMBOCOT!
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	You want more?
	I mean, if you want to.
	I only said three.
	No, no, no.
	You need more.
	So you can learn more.
	Can somebody throw me away right fucking now?
	I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
	Alright, cool.
	Glad you liked it.
	Who told you?
	Was it like other influencers that told you don't come?
	Yeah. Oh, I gotta know.
	Who was it?
	No names.
	Keep it real.
	What do you mean no names?
	Keep it real, man.
	Come on.
	No names.
	What's the girls, guys?
	What's the occupation?
	You said there were...
	So were the influencers or no?
	Yes. Yeah, what'd they say?
	That it just wasn't worth it to come on here.
	It wasn't worth it.
	It was like more than that, but I'm not gonna just sit here and out it.
	Who said it?
	We're not gonna get mad or whatever.
	People talk to you all the time.
	I'm good.
	Next. No, she doesn't want anything.
	Come on, man.
	My friends are supportive.
	They watch you guys.
	We're number one in Miami, so niggas are always gonna hate.
	It wasn't worth it.
	I mean, we're not perfect, but...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So you're saying hoes is saying exposure and numbers isn't worth it, though?
	I mean, I can, like, say a name, but I'm not gonna say it while we're online.
	No, no, it's fine, because I don't want no traffic towards her, man.
	Yeah. Oh, fuck her, man.
	Yeah, fuck her, man.
	Oh, you know who it is?
	No, no, no, no, but, like, if you mention it, you know what I'm saying?
	That's fine, bro.
	Like, the thing, look, the reality is, like, I could name, like, maybe...
	Three or five people here that actually have, like, real platforms in Miami.
	Like, most of the people in Miami are fucking nobodies, to be honest with you.
	Truly. Yeah, we're the biggest podcast in town, for sure.
	Not many.
	So, Nick's always gonna hate.
	There's a couple streamers here, but, like, as far as podcasts, we're the biggest by far.
	Yeah. So, hey, Nick's gonna hate.
	What about you?
	What about me?
	What about the podcast?
	Last thoughts.
	Last thoughts.
	Um, it was smooth.
	I learned that cum shots are dangerous.
	It's the eye.
	Wait, are they actually dangerous to your eyeballs?
	They can swim in your eye.
	You have liquid in your eye.
	You can swim through the liquid, bro, so it can live in your eye.
	So you're saying if you get a cum shot in your eye, it'll just be like, you got a kid in that bitch?
	That's what makes your eye hurt.
	Wait, is that actually what gives you pink eye?
	You can get pink eye from having nothing in your eye.
	I thought it was from somebody farting on your pillow.
	It's from people matter.
	That's from putting shit in your eye.
	Washing your skin.
	All right, yeah guys, like the video now, let's get to 2,500 and just 3,500 for 3,000.
	Let's go.
	Before we end the show.
	You and these fucking sounds.
	That's crazy.
	And--It's a cummy song.
	I don't think it's those people you named.
	It's not them.
	It's a female, I think.
	It's a female.
	It's not dudes.
	Because y'all are naming names.
	Dudes. Alright, what about you?
	What's your final thoughts?
	It was fun.
	I'm really looking forward to hitting my vape again.
	I really like smoking my vape.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I'm really looking forward to it.
	I want to smoke again.
	That's all.
	I'm sober on vape.
	Definitely going to smoke his joint after that.
	That's great.
	I'm curious.
	Just from my observation.
	Is it true that girls relax by just smoking weed after?
	A stressful scenario?
	Yeah. I smoke weed from the minute I wake up to the minute I go to bed.
	So, like, for me, I'm just always really relaxed.
	Oh, my God.
	It depends on the situation.
	I'm always like this.
	When is it ever, like, Toosie?
	When did we start talking about Toosie?
	I thought we don't do drugs.
	That's not weed.
	That's a powder.
	That's a pink powder.
	I know, but they always talk about, I want Toosie, but why is that?
	Diddy made it.
	Alright, so there was like this time when in the clubs, people were passing it around, not everybody knew what it was, so you would do it the first time, you thought, oh, it's coke, but they didn't know it was Tuesday, and then they had like the best time of their fucking life.
	And then after that first, you know, round, now everybody fucking wants it.
	I mean, it was engineered to be like the most addictive shit ever, comes in a powder, it's not easily just to waste from cocaine.
	And it's pink looks like it could be Molly or something else I know for a fact the chat is like we are awesome drug addicts Cleanest purist just best cards bros no offense to my Spanish girlies, but I've seen witness only Spanish people I feel like That's that space vibe.
	What about you?
	Honestly, only women can do drugs.
	That's a lie.
	Nobody should do drugs.
	Well, here's the thing, right?
	If you're a girl and you do drugs, nobody cares.
	But if you do drugs as a guy, like, you can't be productive, you become lazy, you can't get shit done.
	Like, I could party all day and do drugs.
	Like, well, us, bro, it's like, if we're not productive, we're cooked.
	No, I would want to smoke a drink with my man, but I wouldn't want you to be snorting Tuesday in the bathroom.
	Fuck that.
	But you also want a man to be, like, a protector and a provider.
	Like, you can't be smoking pot all day.
	Y'all want it all, man.
	Y'all want it all.
	We just don't want to crack it.
	That's how it starts, man.
	What's the weed?
	What was the question?
	That is not how it starts.
	It starts with a crack.
	That's how being a crack can dig a head.
	Not with nothing to do with weed.
	It has to do with crack, bro.
	It's in the name.
	Come on.
	That one time is good, another time.
	Before you know what you're doing every day.
	So I smoke weed every day.
	Am I a crackhead?
	No, I'm not using crack.
	If you have an addictive personality...
	The fact that you literally said, I gotta smoke right after this, that's crackhead behavior.
	I'm not using crack.
	I'm not talking about smoking crack.
	If I was talking about, I need to smoke my crack right now, then I would be a crackhead.
	The behavior of being addicted to something like that is bad.
	Okay, what about you?
	You can't operate without it.
	Call me a crackhead.
	What was the question again?
	My experience here?
	Yeah, last thoughts.
	I was also told not to come here by two people.
	Were they also influencers or no?
	What are their names?
	No names.
	Come on.
	I'm not a snitch.
	Are they influencers too or just random people?
	One, I guess, is.
	Other one's family.
	I don't listen to anyone, but I came here myself.
	Oh, we can tell you're here.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You guys are cool.
	Honestly, it was really fun.
	Also, another reason, too, I think people be telling y'all not to come on is, like, out of jealousy, too, because it's, like, a good opportunity.
	No. They be saying that, like, y'all disrespect women and stuff.
	Literally, like, they say, like, you guys disrespect women, like, you guys, like, do this and do that.
	we would never talk down about females and shit like the chat does the chat though i don't know all i'm gonna say i don't really heard anything disrespectful honestly it depends on you how you take it you know like they could say whatever you take it yeah Yeah, well a lot of times when if you see me disrespecting a girl, it's because she's been a pain in the ass typically for like an hour or two.
	She's been mean to us first.
	We're nice guys, by the way.
	A lot of girls that come on the show are entitled as fuck, bro.
	And rude.
	Because it's like big platform, you're able to come on a show.
	Cause like a lot of these girls have like no following really besides do that, whack off to their fucking IGs.
	Yeah, big egos.
	And they come on and think that they got ego.
	I think a lot of people judge you guys based off the screen grabs that are floating around.
	My little brother told me he was like, do not go!
	Do not fucking go!
	He was like, they're going to drag you.
	I said that.
	I'm sound within myself, so I'm good.
	I was like, but overall, you guys are pretty cool.
	I think you're pretty.
	I thought it was gonna be a lot of out-of-five shit.
	Everybody's cool.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Everybody's cool.
	I think he did pretty well.
	My little brother's 23. Shout out to King if you ever watch this.
	Alright, so coming up shortly...
	We got...
	You're shooting tomorrow debrief?
	Yes. I'll be covering...
	Tomorrow, guys, I'll be covering...
	There's been a leak in the Trump organization with some war plans with Yemen.
	We're going to be talking about that.
	You are fake, dude.
	So I'll be covering that, and I'll also cover some other political, cultural stuff.
	It's going to be a good time.
	Tomorrow, 5 p.m., and then I think Fresh is going to do his thing at like 8, 8.30.
	Yeah, we're going to break down training topics.
	We've got special guests.
	Actually, two special guests coming on the show, and we're going to talk about the fight.
	No one backed out.
	We're going to do a full detail, but what happened with Aiden and Sneeko, and of course, Neon, fuck you, nigga, you're a kid.
	I might also have Richard Gage on to talk about 9-11 as well, guys.
	As you guys know.
	My daughter's birthday is 9-11.
	What the fuck?
	I swear.
	The way I want to be like, yeah.
	So I might do it tomorrow, guys, or on Thursday.
	One of those two days.
	I'm going to bring Richard Gage on.
	We're going to talk about 9-11.
	Diabolical. Thank you guys tomorrow for the debrief.
	We'll be back tomorrow and then pressure show.
	We're comedians.
	Love you guys and see you tomorrow at 5pm.

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