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March 18, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

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	And we are live with some guys.
	Welcome to Freshly Podcast.
	After our sister, we're joining Brandon Carter, a.k.a.
	King Keto, and some other ladies.
	Let's get into it!
	Let's go.
	Nobody cares, bro.
	Get out.
	Check out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	All right.
	All right.
	We are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Freshly Podcast.
	After our edition, we're joining with Brandon Carter, a.k.a.
	Ken Kito, with six lovely ladies.
	Quick announcement as we get into the show, guys.
	We got a lot of stuff coming.
	Also, you're going to be actually in, by Penn State, April 7th.
	Yes, I'll be at Penn State, debating with some college liberals, on April 7th, and then we're going to go to the UK shortly thereafter.
	Yes.
	How dare you!
	This week, I think we got, what was the guest we had this week?
	Colby?
	Colby Covington, this Friday.
	Shout out to him.
	And then, special guest coming very soon.
	Okay, cool.
	So, Colby Covington, this Friday, guys, and then...
	Obviously, I think we got a regular show Wednesday.
	Yeah.
	So we might have some people in the background for that one.
	We can't really say who's coming, but you guys are going to be shocked.
	Wait, who?
	Chris, I can't say, bro.
	It's going to ruin it.
	Come on, man.
	But anyway, yeah, guys.
	So check us out over there, romo.com slash freshfitcastleclub.tv.
	And other than that, man, really, that's it.
	We did a fire show with Brandon and Greg earlier.
	Yes, Colin Shaw.
	It was amazing.
	Yeah, y 'all should watch that, man.
	It was fantastic.
	Good value.
	What is it?
	Four and all blacks?
	Yeah, we had a rough going that one.
	Hey, man, we got to look up, man.
	We got to come back.
	We need to come back, bro.
	All right.
	Cool.
	And then, Chris.
	Go ahead.
	Shout out to the chat.
	Shout out to the girls on the panel.
	Brandon in the house.
	You know, it's Monday.
	St. Paddy days, man.
	Always got to be hoes.
	Oh, it is?
	Yeah, yeah, man.
	Always got to be hoes, guys.
	I'm wearing my green.
	My socks, nigga.
	So, anyways, following my socials.
	Let's make it happen.
	Wait a minute.
	Is it Paddy's Day?
	Yeah.
	Are y 'all going out tonight?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, interesting.
	Well, Filardo's probably packed right now.
	Filardo, it's probably packed.
	It's Paddy's Day.
	Yeah, that time we knew.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I didn't even know.
	Trust me.
	That's just how much we've been grinding, bro.
	We saw the loop, bro.
	I had like, well, five groves like, I'm sorry, I have to go out.
	This ain't Paddy's.
	I'm like, oh yeah.
	I didn't know either.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know either.
	We're locked in over here, man.
	Yeah, working.
	I made fun of...
	Dudu Garbage earlier, aka DDG.
	Dudu Garbage!
	I'm Aaron Gaines X if you guys want.
	I also covered, also because you guys know I do the political stuff, we talked about the war on Yemen.
	As you guys know, Donald Trump struck Yemen on Saturday, attacked the Houthis, and I covered that, and then I made fun of DDG.
	So some political analysis, then some retard analysis.
	His new name is Deadbeat Dad Gunning.
	And actually, we're going to do a video about him tomorrow on my live stream.
	A fresh start.
	I'm going to roast that nigga, bro.
	I was a cool at first, but now it's all war, man.
	Villain arc is coming very soon.
	Alright.
	Bro, I'm not going to lie.
	Twitter's going crazy.
	About what?
	All my tweets, bro, is going insane right now, bro.
	I don't know why, but it's working.
	We're live on Twitter right now as well.
	We're live on Rumble YouTube, Twitter.
	OnlyFans.
	I got banned on TikTok today.
	What else is new?
	I think he actually has one,
	bro.
	Wait, Chris, do you?
	Something to find out.
	Whoa!
	What is this, bro?
	Who says that?
	Hey, yo, Chris, I bet you won't do it.
	I did it.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Fair enough.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What's the first chat?
	Yeah, we can read some of these chats that we'll have if the girls introduced themselves.
	We got here...
	Phenumwa.
	Bless you.
	Yo, Martin, between Friday's show, we're at getting all drunk and sentimental and Henny Chris every other show, drunk-stuttering Jim Jones ad-libs half the time saying nothing to do with the conversation.
	I think you should ban alcohol from the show.
	Listen, it's funny, man, and I get it.
	You know, it's not the whole part of the show, but it's funny, man.
	It's a segment.
	What do you mean?
	Dude, what the fuck happened to your face, my guy?
	Goddamn, bro.
	They're trying to say you look like Donald Teller.
	What the fuck?
	You want to respond to this nigga?
	What should I say about that?
	It's turtle time.
	Yeah, she don't care, bro.
	Turtle power.
	I have to.
	I have to not care.
	Because if I would, I would die every day.
	So, I don't give a fuck.
	W, Brandon, The Rock Carter.
	Brandon, do your best Wayne Johnson impression.
	Yo, I don't know if I ever...
	You do the eyebrow thing?
	That's all I got, man.
	Listen, I don't watch The Rock movies.
	They all kind of trash, right?
	Can you name a rock movie you like?
	He seemed like a cool guy.
	Jumanji was pretty good.
	Central Intelligence was kind of funny.
	Walking Tall?
	That's all I got.
	Jumanji was good with Kevin Hart.
	Scorpion King?
	That was good.
	The Scorpion King was good.
	The Scorpion King was good.
	It was alright.
	Or was you a kid?
	I was a kid.
	If you watched it now, would you think this shit is fire?
	But Jumanji was good though.
	With Kevin Hart, that was pretty funny.
	I'm going to take your word for it, man.
	But yeah, that's high praise though, man.
	He's accomplished a lot.
	I'll take it.
	Bro, the best we can do is...
	It doesn't matter what you think!
	Know your role and shut your mouth because the people...
	Shut up, bitch!
	Alright, we got a couple of sound effects.
	Alright, okay, Mo, I want to be real tonight.
	I have to put you in the hot seat, big fella.
	Let's say you have gotten any...
	You haven't...
	Have gotten any?
	In a while, I think you meant to say have not gotten any.
	And both of them walked up to you, and Mo, I'm horny, but I'm on my cycle.
	Which pool of blood are you willing to divorce?
	What in the world is going on with that question?
	Alright, Mo, pick.
	Ew!
	I'll take Chloe.
	I'll take Chloe.
	Who's Chloe?
	Her.
	No, the one on the right.
	Nigga, that's Holly.
	Oh, wait, that's Holly?
	I keep forgetting which sister it is.
	Halle, Halle, Halle.
	That's his big mama, man.
	Yep.
	That's his baby mama, bro.
	Yo, yeah.
	I was worried about that.
	I wanted to learn more about this.
	Now, which one of y 'all is that?
	Which one of y 'all is that?
	That's you?
	Five years ago, sorry.
	That's five years ago.
	I changed my life, and that's that.
	What was you all like?
	How'd you end up here?
	What'd you do?
	We all wondering, like, how'd you end up there?
	Long story, but I just got fucked over.
	Yeah, I know, man.
	So, like, in what way?
	Like, they used my name.
	To do what?
	To, it says, right?
	Right.
	Why'd they arrest you?
	Yeah, I had a warrant, they said.
	But I got out in a couple hours.
	Ah, okay.
	For what?
	So, it was a miscarriage of justice.
	Yeah.
	Is what I'm hearing.
	No jail time.
	Wait, what's your warrant for, though?
	I don't know.
	I had a warrant for two years.
	I didn't even know at first.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And then they caught me in a small town in Iowa.
	And they were like, yeah, we've been looking for you.
	A warrant for what, though?
	Yeah.
	Some bad stuff.
	A lot of money, man.
	Nah, I feel you.
	I don't want to get into details.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I get it.
	So you were in Iowa, but the warrant was out of Florida?
	No, I don't live here, no.
	Oh.
	Yeah, it was in a small town in Iowa, I said, yeah.
	Okay, so somewhere else in Iowa wanted you?
	Yes, yeah.
	You can plead the fifth, man, if you don't want to get, like, incriminate.
	No, it's okay.
	It's all good now.
	Like, I got a deferred judgment.
	I'm cool.
	I don't have it.
	Okay, so the case is done?
	Yeah, it's been done.
	Okay, so what was the charge then?
	It was for some checks.
	She a scammer.
	Oh, my God.
	No, I got scammed.
	You got scammed?
	They scammed me.
	What?
	Yes.
	Stupid.
	Tell us the story, bro.
	They took my information, and next thing you knew, they were like, Well, I just seen the court documents.
	I didn't even know it was going on.
	And it was just lots of checks.
	It was a lot, yeah.
	Was it your boyfriend or something?
	I don't know who did it to me still to this day.
	What?
	Yeah, it was all fucked up.
	That can happen.
	They can use your name and get you locked up.
	I'm a believer, bro.
	No, for real, you can.
	She lied, bro.
	No, I talked to you.
	I can show you.
	I'm cool.
	I got myself justified.
	Man, I can see it in your eyes.
	What?
	Yeah, if you were innocent, you wouldn't take a deferred judgment, bro.
	No, I just didn't know.
	I was a teenager when that happened, so I didn't know shit about the law for real.
	She got face tattoos and everything, bro.
	The chat's undefeated, so.
	She gave them her identity.
	It's a scam.
	She was going to get a kickback.
	Yeah, see?
	It didn't work out.
	It didn't work out.
	We won't say the information.
	The chat's undefeated.
	It doesn't have a real name.
	She probably went down for a conspiracy or something.
	Myron.
	Yo.
	What?
	It doesn't have a real...
	Well, we can't show her real name, but the chart says Am Floyd Forgery and Am Floyd Ongoing Criminal Conduct.
	Unlawful activity.
	There you go.
	Yeah, it was for the checks.
	Alright, whatever, man.
	She just don't want to snitch on it.
	Yo, the check's FBA, bro.
	No, I really don't have nobody to snitch on it.
	That's cool.
	I don't want you to snitch either, man.
	Alright, what else do we got?
	They found that fast, bro.
	Real fast.
	Not even five minutes into the show.
	No, that was before the show.
	Before the show started.
	Wow, damn.
	Local chat is dope.
	Bro, I'm telling you guys, you guys gotta enjoy Castle Club, bro.
	It's fucking hilarious.
	You got GIFs, you got memes, you got a lot of trolling in there.
	Yep.
	And fun stuff.
	Absolutely.
	What else do we got?
	Hey, little mama, I get it.
	Times were tough, right?
	Yo, another one.
	Comfort zone.
	That show was in the news?
	One and a half year?
	Yeah, they made a freaking...
	That show was in the news?
	Yes, it was so stupid.
	It was in 20...
	Oh my gosh.
	Yo.
	What the fuck, man?
	FBI, open up!
	Yo, guys, these are Castle Club chats, by the way.
	If you guys want to see what he has shit, bro, y 'all got to get on Castle Club, man.
	Our Castle Club is undefeated.
	We can't put the chat on screen, obviously, for obvious reasons.
	But, yo, you know.
	You can say whatever you want.
	You can say whatever you want at Cal's Club.
	They'd be going crazy.
	Yo, come on, bro.
	That's just crazy, man.
	Ow!
	Okay.
	What else do we got?
	We got Chucky in the building.
	Damn.
	Yo.
	Oh, man.
	You want to respond to that, nigga?
	No, I don't have anything to say.
	What?
	What the fuck?
	All right.
	What else we got?
	Martin of South Indian, brother.
	10Q, come again.
	I appreciate that.
	See, ladies, they roast us too.
	I don't think me and Kash Patel look anything alike, bro.
	He's like straight Indian, bro.
	I mean, ain't too far off.
	He's the director of the FBI now.
	Bongino started today.
	W. Yeah.
	All right, ladies, I need some advice.
	I've been in 109 relationships, but they were all ended by the girls.
	Is it my fault or the girls?
	Oh, you're funny, bro.
	No, no, no, I gotta ask.
	Wait, go back.
	All right, ladies.
	So, he's been in 109 relationships, but they were all ended by the girls.
	Is it his fault or the women?
	How can you be in 109 relationships?
	And fail?
	I don't know.
	I would say...
	That's excessive.
	Yeah.
	So you think it's his fault?
	I wouldn't say.
	Probably.
	Maybe, yeah.
	What about you?
	You think it's his fault, or the girls?
	Well, I mean, you have that many times, there's obviously something you're doing wrong.
	Okay, what about you?
	I think it's his fault, because if everybody, like, ended up with you, so maybe you're the problem.
	Alright, what about you, Miss ChexCast?
	I would say the same thing, yeah.
	It's his fault?
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	I would think it's both sides.
	All 109 girls are the problem, not him?
	50-50.
	No, it's...
	It's a problem with him.
	With him?
	With himself.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	All right.
	All right.
	What else do you got here?
	Crazy.
	Thank you, Mari.
	We got Dimitris Rap says, for the other one, I think he's just donating for the chat.
	Ladies, do you think men and women can be friends?
	If yes, and you have a guy friend, mind and fresh, you know what to do.
	How many of you guys think that men and women could just be friends?
	Nothing sexual?
	Platonic only.
	Or romantic.
	Three of you?
	Four of you?
	Okay.
	Do you guys have a guy friend?
	Yeah.
	All of you?
	Interesting.
	Just play a game.
	Just two girls.
	Just two?
	Alright, so we're gonna play a game, ladies, since you guys think that these guys are your friends.
	I want you guys to call them and tell them...
	That you are...
	Interested.
	Interested in why nothing ever came up between you two.
	Yes.
	And let's see how they respond.
	Who wants to go first?
	Who's waiting for the sauce?
	He wants to go first.
	Remember, he said he could just be friends, so it shouldn't matter, right?
	You're scared?
	She's ready.
	She's ready to go.
	Yep, she's ready.
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Call him!
	Let's go!
	We're from the same country, and the people in our country, they're all asleep right now, because we have a huge time difference.
	Don't worry.
	She can try it, but I don't know if somebody's going to pick up.
	Switzerland.
	Oh, wow.
	That's fine.
	Just call him.
	Just wake him up.
	I mean, you know.
	I could try it.
	Switzerland's what, like eight hours ahead?
	And then you're next.
	No, I don't have a friend boy, but I think it's possible.
	Oh, you were saying that earlier.
	No, because I asked.
	We gotta have a guy friend.
	She raised her head.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Sorry, I didn't understand the question.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from heaven.
	And let's finish with that.
	What about you?
	You fell hard.
	Okay.
	Goddamn.
	She fell hard.
	Alright, let's do it.
	Let's get her friend.
	I'll figure it out.
	Your best guy friend.
	That's straight.
	Alright, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna have you call him.
	Can't be gay.
	Fresh, give her the instructions.
	So Chucky, this is how we're gonna run it, right?
	We're gonna have you call them and say, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy.
	I'm just curious why...
	We never got together.
	Make sure she'll text him or nothing.
	Keep it serious a little bit.
	Hey, listen.
	I'm actually kind of serious here.
	I'm tipsy, but I want to know why we never hooked up together.
	I actually like you.
	I don't know who to call.
	Call your best guy friend.
	I don't have a best friend.
	Okay, we'll call the most...
	I guess you talk to the most.
	Okay, so is it the rule that you've never had any kind of hookup or any kind of romantic sexual...
	Yes, platonic only.
	I don't know.
	Wait, you fuck your guy friends?
	No, but I don't...
	I don't necessarily...
	I can't think of a friend that I could necessarily...
	Okay, I'm just gonna say, like...
	Right now, I don't necessarily have a guy friend that...
	Who's alive?
	That I would have that...
	Like, I could call them and be like, hey, why did nothing happen?
	Really?
	I have had guys that are friends, but as of right now, I don't have a friend that I can be like, hey, why did nothing ever happen?
	Let's call an old one.
	Call what?
	An old guy friend.
	I don't know if they'll ever answer.
	They might.
	I mean, they're your friend.
	I don't even have their number anymore.
	Nah, don't care.
	If they were your friend, you got your phone number.
	I don't know who to call.
	I'm literally scrolling and I don't know who to call.
	I believe her.
	I can call my friend that I've learned.
	I knew him for like 10 years, but I haven't talked to him.
	Come on, man.
	That's fine, man.
	Come on, Brandon.
	I don't even know if this is this number.
	Put up the microphone.
	I'm tipsy.
	I just wonder why we never got together.
	Probably not going to answer.
	I believe in you.
	Don't worry.
	I haven't talked to him in several years.
	to him in several years.
	Please leave your message.
	Try it one more time.
	The same person?
	Sure, go ahead.
	He might think it's urgent if you call twice.
	Or it's not the same person.
	I don't know if they have the same number.
	You should call and talk about, man.
	Thank you.
	Pizza Hut, man.
	Chills.
	Don't dox him.
	Eh, he'll be fine.
	Okay, nothing.
	No.
	Alright, man.
	Alright.
	Good try.
	Good try, man.
	Good try.
	Alright, that's a fail.
	Okay, anyone else want to try?
	Nah!
	What about you?
	You got like two.
	Nah, my friends are probably busy.
	Nah, they got time today.
	You gotta have one, man.
	You gotta have at least one.
	I know you got two.
	I know.
	One to go party in with and one to like, just like chill with and smoke a blunt.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if I should do that.
	Why?
	Why are you scared?
	Because you never know, like...
	People can lie and be like, oh, I don't like you, but then really like you.
	I believe in you, though.
	Yeah, I believe in you.
	You got this.
	Hold on, let me just call my boy best friend.
	Just to recap, speakerphone to the mic.
	I'm a little tipsy.
	Why have you never hooked up before?
	She calling her a drug dealer?
	No.
	Be serious.
	Hello?
	Hey, what are you doing?
	I'm going to really curse you out.
	They curse you out.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	laughter
	I'm sorry, that was wrong.
	She hung up.
	I don't know what he's going to cuss me out for.
	I don't know.
	That was a little too much.
	Did you ask him why?
	No.
	What the fuck was that?
	I'm going to just call someone else.
	No, ask him why.
	He sounded like Blueface.
	Did he?
	No.
	He's in jail.
	But he sounded like him a little bit.
	Blueface.
	Okay, just let me skip y 'all, please.
	Okay, one more.
	You got this.
	Same person, bro.
	You got more than one.
	I don't know who would answer right now, though.
	He just did!
	Yeah, he just did, bro.
	I know, but I don't know what he wants to talk about.
	He's about to curse you out.
	I know, I don't know why.
	Don't worry, it's gonna be alright.
	Sorry, but yeah, I just had a question.
	Like, I'm a little tipsy, and I just wanted to know, like, why we never did nothing.
	I said I wanted to know why we never did anything.
	I can't.
	It's going to get too federal now.
	Because he's going to make me sound bad.
	Bruv.
	That's an L. I'm sorry.
	Why?
	He was going perfectly.
	I got to take my L. No, I don't want to hear it.
	I don't want to hear it.
	My friends, like, they really tell me.
	I don't need to hear that right now.
	He's trying to fuck, though.
	Just keep being real.
	He probably did.
	They lied to me, though.
	You know what it is, man.
	Alright, man.
	Let's move on.
	Let's move on, bro.
	I think we've proven that women are useless in friendships, which is why men are friends with you guys in the first place.
	Because they want to smash.
	I think that we just proved that pretty conclusively.
	They want sex.
	Yeah, bro.
	I failed.
	like bruh embarrassing shit about her that's why yeah yeah he was about to embarrass the fuck out of
	Whatever, man.
	What's the next one, Chris?
	Bruh.
	Hold the hell, man.
	I paid you a thousand, why I ain't getting no head?
	That's what that nigga about to say, bro.
	That nigga was about to say some shit like that.
	Like, yo, I bought you a bag, where my pussy?
	Some shit like that.
	I was gonna say that, bro.
	A thousand, man, you got ripped off, man.
	Yo.
	Yo, okay, keeping it real.
	If someone paid you money, how much do you think you're worth?
	Oh my gosh, I don't know.
	That's a good question.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's all the girls, man.
	Give me the bean.
	I don't know, honestly, because everybody has their own opinion.
	Let's say someone offered you $2k.
	Is that too low?
	I mean, what, just for sakes?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What's, like, the price?
	I don't really have a price.
	I don't know.
	I wouldn't...
	What's the least you would accept?
	Yeah, least.
	The least.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Come on, girl.
	Alright, look.
	After the show, someone says, listen, 5K.
	Right now, nigga.
	Take it or leave it.
	Condoms and everything.
	No, only because, like, I can make that just sitting at home.
	I don't have to really physically touch somebody.
	Really?
	Okay.
	No. Can't open up.
	You ate that?
	You ate that little one.
	I'm just curious.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Fantastic.
	All right.
	What else we got?
	DDG is Dumbass Dread Gooner.
	That dude is a special one, especially trying to rate Angie.
	I know.
	Your Unicorn Marin is way better than DDG's Best Dream Gal.
	This is from Burrow?
	Okay.
	Y 'all the fucking best.
	Super happy to have y 'all teach and inspire the least known.
	Appreciate that, bro.
	I have a few co-workers I'm getting in the FNF zone to know the red pill to better themselves.
	Ted's going to have a major cell falling for y 'all soon.
	Appreciate that, man.
	Thank you, bro.
	I'll support him, man.
	Shout out to you.
	Hey, man.
	Just trying to help you guys from simping.
	Ladies, let's say your man was broke and was living at your parents' house.
	How long would it take for you to dump him?
	The calling show.
	I know from the calling show.
	Right?
	Didn't they even let him live with their parents, nigga?
	Who's up next?
	Fresh Myron.
	The No Jumper Pod was fire.
	Watching the whole show in context, you really didn't diss Nico.
	Still reach out to him, though, because he's sensitive.
	Question for the ladies.
	Would any of you keep your last name when you get married?
	Men, do you think of women...
	What do you think of women that do this?
	P.S. D.D.G.
	Trying that Divide and Conquer is lame.
	Super lame, bro.
	A million people have tried it.
	Super lame, bro.
	Okay, what is...
	So...
	How many of you would you keep your last name if you got married?
	How many of you would keep your last name if you got married?
	None of you?
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Fair enough.
	What do we got?
	Anything else?
	Alright.
	Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
	If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and, of course, we'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Hello.
	I'm so glad that I'm here.
	Yeah, she was on the yacht having fun, man, and then got invited to the show.
	But, what's your name, age, and what you do for a living?
	My name is Chloe.
	I'm 21. I'm actually an exotic dancer.
	Wait, what does that mean, though?
	I'm a stripper.
	Okay, nice.
	Okay, also, dating status?
	I'm actually single.
	Still?
	Yes, I don't date.
	You fuck.
	Right?
	No.
	So you just dance and make your money and not fuck and suck dick?
	Yeah, I'm actually just about my hustle, about my money, and I don't.
	I mean, if a guy pays you money to fuck him, like, what you doing?
	What's your cost?
	You want to do it?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	All right, man.
	I'm trying to help you out because niggas in chat has money, so I'm just saying, man.
	You never know who's watching.
	Niggas in chat have money?
	Niggas in chat have money?
	She's like, hell no.
	Okay, parents, are they still together or no?
	Yes, they actually are.
	Okay.
	Are they part of what you do?
	They actually don't know what I do.
	Now they do.
	Got it.
	Okay, um, birth control?
	No, I actually am gay.
	Didn't I ask before the show and let's be on the panel?
	Wait, so you don't fuck niggas?
	No.
	Oh, here we go.
	I asked right before the show.
	I don't believe her, bro.
	She's talking mad, man.
	I don't believe that girl, man.
	Yeah, because I know I'm going to get fucked to her.
	That's life.
	All right.
	And then, Chris, your question, bro?
	Your body count.
	Don't take me to zero either, man.
	Ten.
	Okay.
	So you're currently dating chicks right now, right?
	No, I'm actually single.
	But you're currently dating...
	So you're single, right?
	Yes.
	So how are you?
	Lesbian or gay or whatever?
	No, I'm bisexual, but I prefer women.
	Yo, what?
	Which one is it, man?
	I'm confused.
	I prefer women.
	Okay, so you prefer women.
	Yes, but I would definitely have a relationship with a man.
	Oh my gosh, bro.
	Okay.
	So you marry a woman, is what you're saying?
	No.
	So you're a married dude then.
	Okay, you're right.
	I know what's right.
	That's why I asked questions on the fucking Florida show, man.
	Actually, I don't know.
	I never thought about marriage with the women.
	But I would marry a man.
	What do you know?
	Alright, she's confused right now.
	We can move on.
	Wait, how old is she again?
	I'm 21. Okay.
	Alright, where are you originally from?
	I'm actually from Des Moines, Iowa.
	Oh, you guys, are you guys friends?
	Yeah, me.
	Yeah.
	And she's been on before.
	Just different here.
	Oh.
	And they didn't post my mugshot.
	You gotta keep switching it up, man, when you're in a certain kind of work, man.
	Sometimes when you're doing shit, you gotta keep them guessing.
	Keep a low profile out here.
	Highest education level for you completed?
	High school?
	Oh, high school, yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, I'm assuming, do you dance here or do you dance back in Des Moines?
	Oh, no, I dance in Iowa.
	Okay, so you're just here visiting then?
	Yeah, I'm here for spring break.
	Stop watching the screen.
	It looks stupid right now.
	Okay.
	She's fine.
	Alright, cool.
	What about you?
	Oh, and then racial background.
	Black?
	Yes, I'm black.
	Full?
	Fully black.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Caitlin.
	Caitlin?
	Yes.
	Okay, how old are you, Caitlin?
	27. Where are you from?
	Florida.
	What part of Florida?
	Florida.
	Okay, nice.
	What do you do at work?
	I have my own pet-sitting business.
	I'm sorry?
	I have my own pet-sitting business.
	Pet-sitting business, walking, all kinds of animals.
	Dogs, cats.
	All kinds of animals except for reptiles.
	Okay.
	No reptiles.
	Okay.
	No lizards.
	So you run your pesticide business.
	How is your education level completed?
	Associates and currently working on my bachelor's.
	Okay.
	And what?
	Psychology.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Dating.
	You're single?
	I don't know.
	I'm dating someone, but we are not currently in a relationship.
	Oh, you're fucking.
	How long have you guys been seeing each other?
	Like two months.
	And how'd you guys meet?
	So it's exclusive then?
	Ask the guy.
	That's a no.
	Alright.
	Whatever.
	Okay.
	How'd you guys meet?
	Dating app?
	Hinge.
	Hinge?
	Yeah.
	Dating app.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Birth control over you?
	What?
	Birth control?
	Birth control over you or not?
	Yeah.
	Chris?
	What are you, Caucasian?
	Yes.
	Irish?
	Yes.
	maybe that's a pirate that's a pirate that's a pirate that's a fucking pirate that's hard to say bro like a pirate okay Chris alright I feel you I never thought about it like that yeah alright let's see what's the question five so natural ginger
	I believe it no you believe five
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Barbie.
	Yeah.
	I'm just going to find that anyway, but that's fine.
	Okay, let's give it a try.
	Trust me, they're going to find your real name.
	How old are you?
	26. Where are you from?
	Switzerland.
	What part of Switzerland?
	I don't want to say that.
	Zurich.
	Okay.
	Do you live here in Miami now?
	No, I'm here for holidays.
	Got it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	Work.
	What do you do for work?
	I work as a child care and I made an education as voice actor.
	That's the English word.
	In German it's a different word.
	Wait, wait.
	So you're a voice actor and you child care?
	Voice actor.
	Child care.
	Child care.
	Like, you know, I don't know the English word for that.
	Like in German it says Kita.
	Like with babies.
	Like a nursery.
	Like a daycare.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Like daycare.
	And I made an education as a...
	So you do childcare and you do a voice actor?
	Voice actor, yeah.
	It's everything that includes the voice.
	Like for a TV show or something?
	For several different things, but I try to find my way in the business because I just made the education and it's something that is really interesting.
	I'm assuming you do the voice acting in your native country, in your native language, not in English?
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's in German, but it's...
	They always say it's good if you're good in other languages, like in English or something.
	Give us your best Hitler impersonation.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I just hear Hitler.
	What did you say?
	We're comedians.
	You're right.
	We are comedians.
	I know.
	I'm trying to help you, man, keep this shit on YouTube.
	I'm not trying to get my episode taken off.
	This is a comedy skit.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	What?
	Highest education level completed?
	What?
	It's true, false.
	Highest education.
	Highest education?
	Completed, yeah.
	You go to college?
	No, it's different in our country.
	We just go to school and after the school we kind of work and go meanwhile to the school.
	It's called...
	Apprenticeship.
	It's like education in a job, but you also have a part.
	Is it a certificate?
	Vocational school?
	I don't know how to say that.
	It's probably like the equivalent to an internship in America.
	Yeah, I think so.
	Sounds like a crazy point.
	Alright, relationship status?
	It's complicated.
	Alright, who wants to commit, you or him?
	I think we're both a little bit.
	Nah, he doesn't want to commit to you, bro.
	Well, somebody doesn't want to commit.
	He does, bro.
	It happened a lot.
	That's all I can say.
	It happened a lot.
	To you?
	What?
	Between us.
	What do you mean with commit?
	I'm saying one of you doesn't want to commit in the relationship.
	Who doesn't want to commit?
	You or him?
	Well, I'm here right now.
	I think that's the issue, maybe?
	Oh, so he's overseas, probably.
	So you do what you want.
	He just...
	It's complicated because...
	Of that, our relationship is on a kind of break, so I can kind of do what I want, and he can kind of do what he wants, but I don't like that.
	Sounds like he doesn't want to commit.
	Probably because she's in Miami.
	Yeah.
	That's probably why.
	Wait, so why didn't you just invite him to come?
	I'm just going to put single, bro.
	Why?
	Because it's difficult for him to...
	He's scared to come to the United States because he has, like...
	How can I say that?
	If you have been in prison, you know, it's a little bit difficult.
	Maybe not, but he didn't try it.
	What do you go to jail for?
	What?
	What do you go to jail for?
	I won't say that here.
	He's going to kill me.
	What the fuck?
	But I think, like, yeah, it was something where, like, drugs, like, with selling stuff and that.
	Okay.
	See you later.
	FBI, open up!
	So this is confirming you're late for drug dealers?
	What?
	You like drug dealers?
	What is that?
	Dating drug dealers?
	What is that?
	A drug dealer.
	Is he black?
	I didn't know how to wear that.
	Is the guy black?
	No.
	White?
	Yeah.
	There's some niggas there.
	Like Nigerians and shit.
	African niggas?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, they're black black.
	My niggas.
	Alright, what's your race?
	My dad is Arab, but my mother is Swiss and French.
	You know Arabic?
	I can't, but my name is Arab.
	But I can't speak Arab.
	My dad, he always wanted to teach me, but I can't talk it.
	Salamu alaikum.
	Yallah habibi.
	What the fuck was that, nigga?
	Alikum salam.
	Teach you something.
	Okay, cool.
	Alright, and then birth control for you?
	Well...
	No?
	Are you on birth control?
	No?
	Okay, body count.
	How many guys you fucked?
	Intercourse.
	I'm not going to say that because...
	It doesn't matter what I'm going to say, they're going to make things up.
	Like, if I'm truthful, they're going to say, no, it's going to be more if I say hi.
	I mean, test me.
	What?
	Test me.
	Try me.
	I can't, because people are not going to believe it anyway, and that's why I...
	We believe you.
	It's that many?
	We believe you.
	But it's okay, because...
	It's not that many.
	Because it's not that many.
	Is it over 20?
	No, believe it.
	No, it's not over 20. 50?
	No, it's not.
	She said under 20. No, it's not over 15. It's...
	It's not over 15, it's not over 20, but I really...
	Is it 12?
	I'm not going to say no.
	I'm not going to say anything.
	Okay, what's your name?
	What about you?
	My name is Vaida.
	I'm sorry?
	Yeah, they can hear you.
	Hello?
	Yeah, okay.
	What is it?
	My name is Vaida.
	Okay, how are you?
	I'm 29. I'm gonna be in a few hours 30. Are you also from Zurich?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm from Zurich.
	Today's your birthday?
	In March 18. I think so.
	Yeah.
	Happy birthday!
	Happy birthday!
	The mom goes 30 now.
	Okay, 30 now!
	You made it to the year?
	Good job.
	You made it to that last year.
	Is that the first thing I've had a girl turn 30 on the air?
	Yeah.
	1201.
	30, god damn.
	I think that's the first time I've never seen it.
	Never seen that.
	Never seen it.
	It's all downhill from here.
	Yeah, you're fucked now.
	Yeah.
	It's going to be tough now.
	It's going to be way tougher, but that's fine.
	Yeah.
	What are you doing for it?
	I'm working with the stock, you know, Nestec.
	Trading?
	Yeah, it's like an office and I'm on the secretary, like something like this, yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Highs, is your case level completed?
	Sorry?
	Education level?
	Education?
	Education.
	Highs?
	Degree?
	I do normal school.
	After the school, I do the same.
	Did you go to college?
	Do you go to university?
	No, no, no.
	It's like school and work.
	I think it's called...
	A trade bully.
	Yeah, a partnership.
	A relationship?
	I'm single.
	30?
	Yeah.
	Alright, are your parents together?
	Sorry?
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	Sorry?
	Birth control?
	What do you mean?
	Are you on birth control?
	No, no, no.
	Is dating hard in Switzerland?
	Yeah, but I don't like dating.
	I don't know.
	For me, it's like, you know, like you're looking for a job, so I don't want to say...
	K-E-R-N-A-L-S.
	Tipped $35.
	The trisexual next to Fresh needs to get castled.
	You can see in her hair hat that she's a liar.
	The inflatable doll to the left is Brandon has more brain cells than a gnat.
	All right.
	All right.
	Have W for Mo.
	A V. Okay.
	Wow. Did you donate it again?
	All right.
	And you're, I'll just put, are you white, Caucasian?
	Sorry, Dan.
	K-E-R-N-A-L-S.
	Tipped $35.
	The trisexual next to Fresh needs to get castled.
	You can see in her hair hat that she's a liar.
	The inflatable doll to the left is Brandon has more brain cells than a gnat.
	W. Chris W. Myron, half a W. Moe, L-B-I-L-L-Z.
	All right.
	All right, let's go to the next person.
	What about you?
	Welcome back.
	Hey.
	Hey, y 'all!
	My name's Nay.
	I'm from Des Moines, Iowa.
	I am single.
	I'm 22. No birth control.
	Body count is 11. What do you do for work?
	OnlyFans.
	And the highest education level is high school?
	Yeah.
	You said you're single?
	Yes.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	Okay, and then...
	You have kids?
	You have kids?
	Mm-hmm.
	How many?
	Private.
	I like to keep my private life private.
	Okay.
	How do you know that, Fris?
	No, I'm just curious.
	How many other moms here?
	Nobody else here as a mom?
	I'm not, no.
	Damn.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Natalie.
	I'm 21 years old.
	21?
	Yes.
	Where are you from?
	Heaven.
	Like I said.
	Must mean you're a virgin then, right?
	What?
	That must mean you're a virgin though, right?
	Nope!
	Natalie?
	You're a virgin?
	Exactly.
	Nope.
	Alright.
	So you're from heaven.
	Yes.
	You had a heavy fall.
	I fell hard, yes.
	Lucifer.
	I can tell.
	You have to actually answer the question.
	Where are you from?
	Russia?
	Yes.
	I knew it.
	What part of Russia are you from?
	St. Petersburg.
	Bless you.
	I'm sorry?
	St. Petersburg?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How long have you been in the U.S.?
	Four months.
	You came on a visa or what?
	Student visa.
	Yes.
	Do you work?
	No.
	I don't have a work permit.
	I can't work.
	So you're in college?
	Yes.
	What are you studying?
	English courses.
	So far, so good, right?
	Okay.
	I'm dating someone, but, you know, never let your boyfriend, like...
	Never let your boyfriend stop you to find your husband.
	Mother Russia!
	Spoken!
	Yeah, I'm from heaven too, that's crazy.
	Alright, so how long have you been with your boyfriend that's holding you back from your husband?
	Sorry?
	How long have you been with your boyfriend that's holding you back from your husband?
	So, I had a relationship for three years, but no marriage, so that's why I'm saying this.
	Is he back in Russia?
	You can never...
	No.
	You can never know if you're going to end with marriage or no.
	So a relationship, you can never know if it's going to end in marriage or no.
	So you didn't want to wait any longer?
	No.
	There are some other reasons we couldn't.
	Is he in Florida?
	No.
	Where is he?
	He's in Russia?
	Yes.
	I asked that earlier.
	She said no.
	I didn't hurt.
	So he's back in Russia?
	Yes.
	Is he fighting a war or something?
	No.
	Okay.
	That was a good question.
	Are your parents together or no?
	What?
	Are your parents together?
	No, they're divorced 17 years.
	Oh, shit.
	So her whole life, basically.
	And then birth control for you?
	No.
	And then you're full Russian?
	No.
	What else are you?
	Ukrainian?
	I'm not allowed to say this.
	Oh, Jewish?
	Yes.
	So you're a Russian Jew.
	Okay.
	Do you have Israeli citizenship too or no?
	Yes.
	You do?
	Nice.
	Do you serve an IDF?
	No.
	All right.
	Okay.
	So you're Russian and Israeli.
	All right.
	And then you're studying English.
	Yes.
	All right.
	body count yes not a lot not a lot no like
	15 less 13 gotcha all right less less five
	I told you I'm from heaven!
	9 or 10. No, no less.
	Alright.
	Anything else?
	Yeah.
	Great to be back, man.
	I love becoming the Fresh and Fit.
	We had a fire interview earlier as well.
	That was a fantastic episode with the homie Greg.
	He had to dip.
	He couldn't stay, man, but I decided to stay put.
	We'll have him on for another one, guys, so don't worry.
	We will.
	I think he said he had to wake up early to film or something like that tomorrow.
	Yep.
	What else?
	So we'll do the last chats and any questions?
	Yep.
	Cool.
	Your boy Lem.
	Shout out to you again.
	Oh man, here we go.
	Official ratings from Fresh.
	Skinny Anaconda.
	Hope you ain't ghetto.
	Three.
	Your BD Talks All Folks.
	One.
	Saw, you want to play a game?
	Negative one.
	Auntie Wicked Mustard, which, too.
	Chicken Fried Watermelon.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Bohemoth, Nightmare Before Christmas, too.
	Oh, fuck you, nigga.
	Don't let fresh read the chat.
	She's gonna start to stumble every time.
	Let mine read it, please.
	Otherwise, we need the damn subtitles.
	Dick Draining Goblin said his girl is hotter than Angie.
	It's beyond me.
	Bro, nigga.
	Bro, wild.
	Before the ratings, nigga.
	Wild, bro.
	No fucking refunds, man.
	I don't know how I found it.
	Somebody send it to me.
	Yo, Shaniqua, convince them hoes out there in Miami that Des Moines, Iowa is lit.
	It's not.
	We need more bad bitches out here.
	You have anything you want to say back to them?
	Is it lit or no?
	Oh, no.
	It's dry.
	No shade.
	It's dry.
	It's really terrible.
	It's really terrible.
	Yeah, the Midwest sucks in general.
	No.
	That's it.
	Anything else?
	That's it.
	That's it?
	All right, shit.
	All right.
	I got a question for the girls.
	Ladies, what were you told before you came on the podcast?
	We'll start here with Russia.
	Did they tell you anything, or what were they told?
	They just told me this is a place to make new communications, to...
	Express yourself?
	Yeah, to express myself so people can know, can watch.
	And I came here with a promoter.
	Okay.
	Shout out to him.
	So you go to the club, huh?
	Yeah, I go to the clubs.
	Wait, they let you in?
	I mean, you can live in Miami and not go to clubs.
	She's not that bad for us.
	You're from heaven, so I mean, they let you in?
	I mean, yeah.
	They let people from heaven, from hell.
	Clubs are sinning, you know?
	It's sin.
	What does your guy in Russia think about you going to the club?
	He didn't like it, but when I was with him, I didn't go.
	And now I go.
	I mean, I moved to Miami.
	Everybody party here.
	Why should I not?
	Yeah, why not?
	Because you know what happens in the clubs, right?
	You know what happens in the clubs?
	What happens in the clubs?
	Yeah.
	I know what happens in the clubs, actually.
	I saw already.
	You saw or you felt?
	I saw.
	Okay.
	Do you like pooing?
	Do you like Putin?
	No political questions, please.
	Just say yes or no.
	There's no wrong answer.
	No political questions, please.
	Thank you.
	Do you even know if Putin's your leader at this point?
	She got to go back home, man.
	She better not say anything bad about him.
	Oh, she got Israeli citizenship, too.
	She can go there.
	Nothing?
	Nope.
	Fantastic.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What did they tell you about the show, if anything at all, before you came?
	Well, I've been here before, but basically just be yourself, relax.
	It's good for branding, whatever you do.
	Good networking.
	Yeah.
	Nothing bad at all?
	Well, not to me.
	I don't know.
	Damn.
	We're falling off for real.
	She's a criminal.
	I'm a changed woman.
	And for you?
	Wait, are you a convicted felon?
	Yeah, you gotta be.
	Yeah, she is.
	Wait, are you for real?
	No way.
	Yeah, she's a convicted felon, bro.
	You're a mom, too.
	That's crazy.
	FBI, open up!
	What'd you hear about the show?
	Anything crazy, good, bad?
	Good.
	Good?
	Yeah, so she...
	Tell me because I didn't text because she's also for the promoter.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	It's a good experience, something new.
	Okay.
	Well, we'll see how it ends for you at the very end.
	What about you?
	What are you about to show?
	It's good.
	It's good.
	It's something really new.
	I thought I want to have a new experience.
	Okay.
	And it's better than I thought.
	Oh, wait.
	It's not over yet.
	Yeah, I know.
	What about you?
	It depends.
	So the people that work here said be yourself, smile.
	But if I were to tell you based off of what I searched on the internet, then that's a different story.
	What'd you find?
	So, I mean, with everything, you find the haters and you find the clips of, you know, not the nicest things.
	Or you have the clips where people genuinely didn't like what you guys had to say.
	Mainly on TikTok.
	I did watch your YouTube videos before I came here to familiarize myself.
	But mainly on TikTok, there was a few people.
	I don't know off the top of my head, but they clipped your videos with their reaction.
	Something about Myron had a meltdown.
	I mean, what's up?
	23, maybe 2022?
	But it's more like clips of your podcast with their reaction.
	He's super calm and mild-mannered most of the time.
	Yeah, he's really chill.
	I never really heard about him.
	I didn't see it.
	I just saw someone said about it.
	I'm just telling you what I've seen.
	I've never really seen him spaz it out or lose his cool.
	But I mean, that's with everything.
	You're going to find the downside or the dark side or the haters on everything.
	I'm just telling you what I saw based off of the research.
	We don't mind.
	We get a lot of bad press, so that's cool.
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	Did you hear anything at all before you came?
	I heard that it was really nice and that there's good people.
	Oh, you don't gotta lie.
	You don't gotta lie, come on.
	I'm not.
	But I figured that there's gonna be really beautiful women here, so I was looking forward to seeing everybody and learning more about the podcast.
	Were you looking for a girlfriend or something?
	No.
	Well, you just did say you're bisexual.
	No, I should say she was gay.
	I'm bisexual.
	Now I'm curious.
	Who would you fuck on the panel?
	You said you're bi, so who would you fuck?
	Who would you fuck?
	I'm just curious.
	They're all very beautiful, but...
	Ah, come on!
	Come on, who would you fuck?
	They're all very beautiful, but they're not my preference, my type.
	What's your type?
	I like studs.
	Oh.
	She wanted a nigga, bro.
	Yeah, she wanted a nigga, bro.
	A stud is a female that acts like a dude.
	Yeah.
	If you had to pick one gender to be with for the rest of your life, it would be a man, right?
	Yes.
	Why is that?
	Just availability.
	And I mean...
	That's a nice way of saying women are useless.
	And just protection, I guess.
	So I have a question myself, man.
	Why do you think you're single nowadays?
	Because dating should be easier, right?
	Because you guys have all the power and free will.
	So why are you single nowadays?
	Why am I single?
	Yeah, personally.
	I guess my profession.
	That makes sense?
	Why are you single?
	I don't know.
	You don't know?
	I guess maybe some commitment.
	Like, I guess maybe...
	I'm trying to be careful with my words because I'm pretty sure that he's watching.
	And even if he is, I already thought about this.
	More hinge guy?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so you need to tell them.
	So, like, here's the thing.
	I mean, it's been two months, so before then.
	I mean, you're getting to the point where you're dating, you're going out on dates and everything, but there's also that point where, okay, at some point you're going to define the relationship within the next month or so, whatever.
	But that's between you and that person.
	Whatever your dating standards are, your expectations, everybody has that difference.
	And whether or not you're okay with that, what you guys think a male and female dating status standards are.
	That's your opinion versus what I am okay with or what my standards and my understanding of things are.
	So we asked earlier about your current situation.
	You mentioned, ask him why you're still single.
	Why do you think you're still single from his point of view, you think?
	Because we're still getting in the process of knowing each other.
	Getting in that process.
	Like, I don't know how to explain it, except we're dating, we're getting to know each other.
	And in that process, at some point, either one of us is going to commit or it's not going to work.
	Do you think he's going to marry you at some point or take you serious?
	Take me seriously?
	Maybe, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Well, as I said, it's complicated, but I think these days, it's hard because we do have so many options.
	So if you're having, like, a hard time in your relationship, there's Instagram and all these social media.
	Maybe you're going to work on it or you're going to look for something new.
	But I think if you truly love someone, you're not going to look for something new.
	But if you realize it's not going to make any sense, then yeah.
	But I would say the options these days are the problem or one of the problems.
	Yeah, there's so many.
	Yeah.
	But are they good options though?
	Are they good options though?
	If I have options or what?
	No, are they good options?
	Like you said, there's options all the time.
	Yeah, I think people, I mean, with all the social media and all of that, people do have options wherever to work on their relationship.
	They can just find something new.
	And I think that's an issue.
	Okay.
	For you?
	Wait, for men or women, who do you think that affects more?
	Men or women?
	The options on Instagram or the internet?
	I would say for both.
	To be honest, I would say for both.
	I mean, of course...
	Do you think your drug dealer boyfriend...
	Hold on.
	Do you think your drug dealer boyfriend could get as many girls on Instagram as you can get men?
	I don't want to answer this question because I think yes, maybe.
	What?
	I think, yeah, maybe because he's having...
	I don't know.
	Girls like him.
	That's why I fell in love with him.
	So I think he has options.
	Yeah, he has options.
	Who do you think has more options, you or him?
	Maybe I, because I'm a girl, but what kind of options?
	What kind of options?
	Like the real options?
	That's what asked you.
	That's what asked you.
	I would maybe have more options, but because he's the guy and girls would go more into something serious, I think he has maybe the better options than I have.
	Yeah, that's facts.
	Girls like dope dealers too, man.
	I heard.
	Yeah, you heard?
	They do what?
	They like bad bars?
	Yeah, drug dealers.
	That was not the point why I'll...
	Nah, but he had that dope boy sweat.
	It's the money.
	No, it was none of that.
	It was none of that.
	What made you like him?
	What?
	What made you like him?
	Everything.
	Instead of that.
	Instead of that part.
	Nah, that was a part of it.
	That's a part of it.
	If everything, that's a part of it.
	No, absolutely not, because he could work.
	It doesn't matter.
	It really doesn't matter.
	I would be fine with that, because if the personality and the look matches for me...
	But it would be a different personality.
	Yeah.
	That's the thing.
	He wouldn't be like a fucking bad boy, masculine.
	Like, he wouldn't...
	Yeah, I know.
	I know, but it doesn't matter what he works if he still have this masculine personality.
	You know, I don't care.
	But there's a difference.
	There's a difference with like the criminal swag, like a motherfucker who will like pistol whip you and motherfucker.
	I mean, that's not bad.
	Like straight up.
	Okay. They know how to communicate a little different.
	But you're a asshole.
	But you're a man.
	I mean, I heard, this is a her.
	Why are you single at 30 years old?
	I'm single now for seven months.
	Before that, I was five years in a relationship.
	Why did you guys break up?
	He was mentally not good.
	Ill?
	For five years?
	No, no.
	From the five years, two years.
	He had schizophrenia?
	He was crazy?
	Or he was just different?
	I don't know.
	I think for a man, it's sometimes also the pressure.
	Of life?
	Yeah, like a man, he needs to be stable or, you know, it's like too much pressure.
	Oh, you annoyed him.
	So he was broke?
	Not for me, because maybe he'd do this by himself, you know, like thinking too much.
	Like, if he's enough for me, if he's not enough for me, if he can give me this or this.
	Oh, so it's your fault.
	Yeah, for me, I just want love and attention.
	All the other stuff, I don't care.
	She was nagging him.
	What, Chris?
	No, she was nagging him.
	Who made the most money, you or him?
	Same.
	I would argue probably you.
	Sorry?
	I would argue probably you made more than him.
	No, he more, but now I have the new job, so now it's like same, yeah.
	Okay.
	So you were with him for five years, but he didn't get crazy until the last two?
	Yeah, because I have also a lot of stuff with family.
	I don't want to go into the detail.
	Yeah, you know, like...
	It's our fault, bro.
	So for three years, he was okay.
	Sorry?
	So for three years, he was okay, but the last two years, he went crazy.
	Yeah.
	Did somebody die or something?
	Sorry?
	Did somebody die in his family?
	No, no, no, no.
	Why did he go crazy, then?
	Drugs, alcohol?
	I don't know.
	No, he don't take drugs.
	Bro, sorry, bro.
	You didn't do nothing?
	No.
	Bro, she has crazy eyes, bro.
	You see her eyes?
	So he randomly went...
	Crazy on you.
	Yeah, he went randomly crazy after three years.
	Must be the reason why.
	Yeah, it's like he can give me like the most attention.
	Like sometimes when he's like just tired just by himself.
	I was like thinking, okay, something is maybe about me.
	I am the problem and it's not about me.
	It's about him and his.
	I mean, something's not right here, but we'll give you that one for now.
	What do you mean?
	Nothing?
	Something's not right?
	Because to go crazy randomly...
	Even her friend knows this.
	Two years?
	After?
	I mean...
	She's like, I'm 20 or 30. What are we?
	Let's get married.
	Make some money, bitch.
	How old is he?
	How old is he?
	He said 33. Oh, yeah.
	Something's off here.
	And he said he don't know if he wants family or not.
	I see.
	But before we talk about the things, and just like one of the other day, he's just like, I don't know.
	I don't want the family.
	He decided he don't want a family no more.
	You think he wants somebody else?
	No, no, no, no.
	I don't think.
	No.
	I mean.
	Out of nowhere, he just said he didn't want a family and marriage no more.
	Yeah.
	Did you ever cheat on him?
	No, no, no.
	He might have been just selling her a dream.
	He ain't want to get married and shit, but he's told motherfuckers to do that shit.
	Five years is crazy, though.
	Yeah, then you get smashed for five years and they'll be like, yo, yeah, you know what?
	Nah, I changed my mind.
	That's a lot of time, though, bro.
	Holy shit.
	It's happened.
	What about you?
	Why do you think you're single?
	I know, me personally, I have a lot of things I need to work on within myself, and I know I'm not ready to fully...
	Like, I just know I'm not ready for a relationship.
	I need to change and fix a few things first.
	Really?
	I learned that about myself.
	Give us two things you need to improve on.
	This is good, actually.
	You get better at crime, so you don't get arrested.
	No, I need to learn how to control my emotions better, for sure.
	I want to accomplish more goals before I settle down in the relationship.
	I'm a little crazy.
	Can I ask a question?
	Sure.
	Can I ask you a question?
	And don't take this personally, but do you think that having eight kids or multiple kids has an effect on your dating life?
	I don't have multiple kids, but honestly, I just feel like It just depends.
	Sometimes it does, but it really doesn't, honestly.
	Fair.
	I want to say something, but I'll save it for later.
	I know why you're single.
	What about you?
	Just say it, bro.
	I know why.
	I know another reason, too.
	It's what you do for work.
	I say that, too.
	I feel like just right now, it wouldn't be serious.
	It's all fun.
	Yeah.
	So, what about you?
	Well, you got a guy kind of, but like...
	Yeah, first of all, I'm dating someone.
	But I think that...
	Debatable.
	Build a relationship.
	It's kind of hard today.
	Nowadays.
	Is it because of all the options you think in Miami?
	And the world?
	Yes.
	A lot of options.
	A lot of distractions.
	A lot of options.
	Yes.
	It's like food.
	Yes.
	So many foods you can eat.
	Yes, yes.
	Yeah.
	What's your favorite kind of food?
	Oh, I like filet mignon.
	Oh, not donuts?
	I like donuts.
	Donuts too, but, you know, sometimes you want filet mignon, sometimes you want donuts, but filet mignon is the best.
	Got it.
	Brandon!
	What's poppin', man?
	In your opinion, bro, I know you're up the game a little bit, but, like, in dating nowadays, it's crazy.
	A lot of shit going on.
	OnlyFans, you know, behind-the-scenes stuff.
	Why do you think most girls are single nowadays?
	Are most girls single?
	I would argue a lot of them are.
	I mean, is any girl really single?
	Like, I feel like every girl, there's always somebody.
	Like, if you get a girl, you're in competition, right?
	With some dude.
	Situationship.
	Yeah, you know, some dude.
	But, like, serious, serious, serious?
	You know, there's always some dude or dudes in the picture.
	Like, 100%.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know, like, women, you know, you guys have done enough episodes to know that they got, like, really high standards, maybe, and they want maybe something, you know, they might be waiting for something they might not be able to, they might not get, you know.
	I mean, like, you gotta think, like, all the kind of guy that the girls want, right?
	There's only a few of them, like, you know, straight up.
	And, um, but, like, I mean, they fucking somebody.
	I mean, there's someone in the picture.
	There's something going on, right?
	So I don't really think they're really single like that.
	What made you want to get out the game yourself?
	What's up?
	What made you want to get out of the game yourself?
	Oh, you know what I'm saying?
	Having a girlfriend?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Get out of the game.
	Why'd you choose Monogamy, I think, is what he's...
	Ah, yeah.
	Well, because, man...
	Alright, so I know you guys...
	Y 'all be preaching that polygamy shit.
	Y 'all with that shit.
	I have other friends who are down with that shit.
	For me, that sounds like a fucking nightmare, man, because all bitches are crazy, like 100% of them, including their mothers and sisters.
	Very crazy.
	There's no exceptions.
	Not one.
	I kind of just made peace with that.
	You can find the ones that's the least crazy, the least amount of crazy, the most you're willing to deal with.
	Women are there.
	They're like mental terrorists, you know?
	You're letting all these terrorists in your life, they're going to fuck your whole shit up.
	You know?
	It's how many stories...
	It doesn't matter who you are.
	Like, it doesn't matter who you are.
	Tom Brady.
	Tom Brady.
	Kevin Hart.
	The Tate brothers, how'd they get them?
	They got some hoes to lie on them, right?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, it doesn't matter who you are.
	Kevin Hart, that's good.
	Yeah, nobody's safe.
	Nobody's safe.
	It doesn't matter.
	I don't care what kind of status you have.
	I don't care what kind of...
	It's going to be the bane of your existence until you die.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, like, just for me, you know, you just find a girl who's, like, the least crazy who you like enough, you know, and that's cool.
	I'm cool with that, you know, and I'm really focused on, like, my goals, raising my son, you know, like, really, I'm raising my son, getting to the money, building my business, helping my clients, helping my employees and all that shit, and I don't know, fucking a whole bunch of chicks is like...
	At the end of the day, it's really like an empty victory, you know what I'm saying?
	No, it's very counterproductive.
	A lot of motherfuckers end up my age, 42, and they got nothing to show for but a bunch of funny stories because they spent so much time chasing women, and it's been a distraction.
	They could have used that.
	They could have funneled those efforts into something more productive.
	And then they wouldn't have to chase if they wanted to, if it was greater or later, if you put in the work now.
	And you can delay the gratification.
	Things will actually be better later.
	You're being nice about it.
	I would say it's a complete waste of time.
	And this is coming from...
	Since I've been doing the pod, the debrief, my political stuff, I haven't had as much time for girls, but it's way better.
	You know what I mean?
	Whenever I'm getting the most girls...
	I'm like being the least productive.
	And anytime I'm the most productive, I'm getting the least gross.
	So it's a complete waste of time, man.
	Because unfortunately, the amount of time and ROI return on investment to get a woman, get her to attract you, to get laid.
	It doesn't really make sense a lot of times when you actually think about it, right?
	If you could have taken that effort and done more with it.
	Because I don't want to sound like an asshole, but there's a reason why she's bisexual and she prefers men.
	Women are effectively useless most of the time.
	They don't even like each other, man.
	They don't even sound like they're always switching friends.
	They're always mad at their friends.
	Y 'all be having beef with your friends.
	Everybody knows it.
	Jealousy.
	Everybody knows it.
	If you got a girl and she's always, oh, my friend did this, my friend did that.
	It don't be like that with us.
	You know?
	They don't even like each other, man.
	And then, like, you know, when women get married, what's, like, lesbian marriages at, like, the highest rates of divorce, you know?
	And beating each other.
	And beating each other.
	Domestic violence highest rates of domestic violence, too.
	That's what's up.
	But no, I mean, you know, I've always asked women that are bisexual, I always like to ask them, like, hey, if you had to pick one gender to be with and commit to, what would it be?
	And it's almost, 90% of the time, it's always men.
	And that's because, you know, men have to bring a lot more to a relationship than women do.
	I think, you know, chasing women is so labor-intensive, right, that it takes away from anything else you got going on.
	And I agree with you that, like, yeah, if you put that effort into getting, you know, becoming more successful, it'll make it easier, but it's still gonna be, no matter how successful you are, you're gonna have to put it at work.
	You have to put it at work no matter what, bro.
	I mean, it's fun, but the end result doesn't give you anything.
	It's the empty victory is what I'm trying to say.
	No, it doesn't.
	Bro, you should tell them about that.
	Guys, I've been there myself, man.
	You're the worst I've ever seen in my life.
	Yeah, I was terrible.
	Three days a day for a year and plus.
	This is the king of chasing ass.
	It was like fun because I never had that much variety and that much fun because I was focused on working on myself at the very beginning.
	But once I got more comfortable in my workplace and having real estate, I was like, okay, I got some money, no, some fun time I could have.
	So I did that shit.
	I would say is, the place that has the most dreams is the graveyard.
	The second place is pussy.
	Because at the same time as a man, like, obviously we're thirsty, we want to fuck bitches, but the result is, okay, you fucked a bad bitch, now what?
	Congrats!
	Good job, buddy!
	You're typically down money on time.
	Yeah.
	But also, like you said, put it into business, put it to yourself, you can get way more variety, but then again, do you want that?
	You want quality.
	Yeah, no matter what, bro, they're going to get their pound of flesh.
	That's what I realized.
	And it's going to be the source of your biggest problems, no matter what.
	I ain't got to tell you, we almost, you know, you almost had the Kung Fu Sun, you know, I thought I was going to like...
	Nah, bruh, nah.
	She tried, but she failed.
	Yeah.
	She failed hard, though.
	But nobody's actually safe.
	Nobody's actually safe.
	Ladies, any questions at all about this?
	Why you're single?
	Why you think you're single?
	What can change?
	What can improve?
	Okay!
	You got a great panel tonight.
	Kanye West, what'd he say in the song?
	I don't know what's better getting laid or getting paid, but when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.
	Shit, that's a hard bar.
	That was back when he made good music.
	I mean, what it comes down to, man, really is like, I think guys just need to understand, the more you chase ass, the more you're gonna just...
	Lose out on your goals.
	And then the more you push towards your goals, no more you're going to lose out on ass.
	Which I can see why so many guys, you know, monogamy is probably the best way to be productive while still getting consistent action.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, because you mentioned crazy girls.
	Imagine doing four crazy girls.
	That's what I'm saying.
	No, no, no, no.
	Crazy girls is an oxymoron.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You didn't have to say it like, oh, like there's, like, those words are synonymous with each other.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, all of them, including your mothers and sisters.
	And I don't mean that in a disrespectful way.
	I mean that to be factual.
	You know, like, it's just...
	And then once a month, you're going to get turned up to 11, you know, for a few days.
	So, ladies, we're saying in a nutshell, you're kind of useless.
	I don't say that.
	I'm insane.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Crazy people.
	If we're useless, why are we still on the planet?
	And who is going to...
	Who's going to clean your house?
	Who's going to cook?
	Who's going to do the things that you don't want to do?
	Who's going to eat it out?
	And it's cheaper?
	I think that important thing to know is that you can outsource all of that.
	You can outsource all of that.
	Yeah, you can.
	And it'd probably be cheaper.
	It's way cheaper, bro.
	Probably.
	$125 a month to clean your place?
	Yeah, but what's the gender?
	Most of the time, it's a female.
	That's true.
	I mean, let's say...
	Even if it was a dude, it wouldn't matter.
	I think the important thing to- Nah, I have no dude who will clean my house.
	It's gay.
	You're right, though.
	That's how gay is fucked, right?
	Objectively speaking, most of the time, the guy owns the cleaning business.
	But, like, yeah, they'll come in and tell the maids what to do.
	But, like, yeah, I think the big thing to realize is that, like, the things that women bring typically can be outsourced.
	Versus the things that a man provides can't be outsourced.
	Like what?
	I'll give you a perfect example.
	Everything.
	Women need affection because you guys are more interested in people than things.
	Men are more interested in things.
	Women tend to be more interested in people and relationships.
	So for women, you guys yearn for a relationship with a man that you admire and respect.
	For us, we could be pretty content just having sex with girls consistently.
	But if we decide to give a woman a relationship down the road, we are the ones that decide that.
	You guys don't decide that.
	It's way easier to please a man than it is to please a woman.
	We don't yearn for relationships like you guys do.
	I mean, at some point, you're probably...
	At some point down the road, you could have all the people you want, all the girls you want, but don't you think at some point down the road, you're going to feel like you're missing something at some point?
	No.
	Well, the other thing, too, is that keep in mind that men don't get the same fulfillment.
	Obviously, a family is very important to us, but for a man, making money and becoming successful is how we get fulfilled.
	For you guys, it's having a family, right?
	We become successful so that we can have a family.
	Try to be attractive so that you can get a family.
	Makes sense?
	Sure.
	Men make money thinking, I'm going to be able to support a family.
	Women make money thinking they're going to be independent.
	We have completely different outlooks on money and its utility.
	You guys think of it in a way more selfish manner, no offense.
	You guys use it like, I don't need a man.
	We do it, oh yeah, I can now take care of a woman.
	Valid.
	There's one more thing I forgot to mention.
	When it comes about...
	When you ask me why I would get out the game or be monogamous, when you get a certain level of success, you become like a target.
	I ain't got to tell you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You famously were targeted.
	But it could have been worse.
	You know guys who get wild accusations.
	What was that baseball player?
	I forget his name, man.
	It was a $100 million deal.
	And he was...
	Oh, you're the sports nigga.
	Who was the guy that...
	The picture of that guy?
	It was a white boy.
	White boy.
	He had won the fucking award for like dope baseball player and he was up for a contract and then this chick accused him of the artwork and then they went through her...
	their phone in when they,'cause they had the--She messaged her friends saying, "I'm gonna get 52 million members."
	Trevor Bauer.
	There you go.
	So it's shit like that.
	It's shit like that too.
	Or like with Fresh Went Through Babies.
	Trevor Bauer.
	I heard this story.
	There was this dude who lived in New York.
	He was from Chicago, man.
	And he had beef with this other dude.
	And what he did was he hit this girl to hit him up on Instagram.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And the Chicago dude told the girl to hit up the dude from New York on Instagram and they met up.
	Oh, like he was a matchmaker or something?
	No, no, no, no.
	He had beef with dude.
	Oh, he set him up?
	Yeah, he set him up.
	I don't know what happened.
	I heard the motherfucker ended up in a fucking ER or some shit.
	Legend has it.
	But that's like normal shit.
	You become a target is what I'm trying to say.
	If you're out here trying to be a player and shit, now you're putting yourself in positions to be targeted by the...
	A lot of people do that shit.
	If you want a low-level dude, like, you won't, like, even understand that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But, like, at certain...
	Like, you might be broke at the beginning, start making some money, you're successful, it's like, okay, great, I could finally do what I want now.
	If I had beef with you, and I know you out here fucking bitches, how much you think it would cost me to pay a girl to accuse you of something?
	Not much.
	Easy E, for example.
	Easy E?
	Someone sent him a girl that had AIDS.
	Oh, okay.
	They had AIDS.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Fucked up.
	Is that how he got it?
	Yeah, nigga.
	Oh, so it was a hit.
	By a girl that was sent to him?
	They said it was somebody with Suge Knight sent him a girl and fucked him up.
	Is that what they said?
	Yeah.
	Confirmed?
	Confirmed, bro.
	That was a rumor, but I don't know if it's factual.
	Well, that's the proxy because he got AIDS from somebody and the girl was upset up.
	I mean, I'll tell you this, even the government does it.
	Funny story.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, funny story.
	Story time.
	Wait, so, real quick.
	Anybody here got AIDS?
	No. Anybody got that shit anymore?
	Like, unless if you're a motherfucker with that shit.
	So, funny story.
	This guy's name is Mordecai Venunu.
	He had 50 plus pictures of nuclear weapons that Israel had.
	But Israel never admitted that they had nuclear weapons.
	So what they did was they got a spy that was allegedly American and she messaged him saying, hey, come meet me in Italy.
	Dude went to Italy to meet her, thinking he's gonna get his dick sucked.
	Next thing you know, he gets kidnapped, and they fucking take his ass to Israel, and he was in a secret prison for like 10 years.
	Did he get out?
	He did get out, and he was able to, you know, but he...
	Yeah, they put him in solitary confinement for like 10 years because he was gonna expose these pictures to show that Israel had a nuclear program.
	See, I'm sorry, bro.
	They line him up with a chick, bro.
	If a girl pushes me for any type of courtship, nigga, no.
	Fuck you.
	I'm gonna go over here.
	I'm gonna bring my own bitches.
	Fuck that shit, bro, because I don't know what the agenda is.
	It's scary, man.
	You never know.
	Yeah, I don't believe that.
	Whether it's stubs or the Israeli government, like, bro, they use women all the time to fuck people up, man.
	It's some normal shit.
	Whenever someone says fresh, I've got some girls for you.
	Nah, I'm good, bro.
	I'll find my own.
	You never know, bro.
	Yeah, honeypots are real, man.
	We've got the questions here and there's some more chats.
	Yeah.
	Super Javi, fuck you, Chris.
	What's up with this garbage-ass ESL panel?
	Oh, Chris.
	Man, y 'all still fuck anyway, so don't worry about it.
	The simps.
	Women say that they want men to be emotionally intelligent, but women make choices, decisions, basically, based on their emotions.
	That's true.
	That's not intelligent.
	That's true.
	Why do you say that?
	Why?
	I don't know.
	I think that's true, because we women are both like that.
	We go after emotions and stuff like that, and maybe sometimes we're not that wise, but It says you can't be in love and wise at the same time.
	So, I don't know.
	How would you stop that from happening?
	Can you?
	I don't know.
	I'm learning.
	It's my first time being alive.
	You know, I'll be honest.
	I don't think women should be picking their own partners.
	Should be her father.
	I think arranged marriages need to come back.
	Because if you leave women to make their own decisions, you guys make horrible decisions on partners.
	I mean, look at her partner right now.
	Yeah.
	Drug dealer.
	Drug dealer criminal.
	Really smart.
	I hope I don't get a daughter.
	I don't want to be cursed like that.
	I would be involved.
	This is who you're going to get.
	What's that movie with Will Smith?
	Arranged marriage is worth thinking personally.
	Look at modern society now.
	When women have the ability to pick their own partner, you guys end up either not married, not in a committed relationship, or you end up just having sex with a bunch of bad boys that just use you.
	Yeah.
	Women are just not good at picking their own partners.
	I'm sorry?
	Not everyone.
	You fled your country to come to America and hook up with guys.
	Sorry, but no, first of all.
	And not everyone.
	I mean, first of all, guys need to respect women.
	We do.
	We respect you guys to know that you're inferior and you can't make decisions.
	You said women are useless.
	They are.
	First of all, who said it?
	And most things.
	Okay.
	First of all, without women, you were not sitting here right now.
	Well, you need a man to get you pregnant, though.
	But who take you in their belly nine months?
	Yeah, only one child.
	Who gave you this life?
	Who came first, the man or the woman?
	That's what I thought, nigga.
	I don't know.
	I have no evidence for this.
	But of the sperm, there's no baby.
	The point I'm trying to make is that, simply put, like...
	Women, when they make their own choices for a partner, you guys typically don't pick well.
	It's not true.
	Would you say the same thing about your family?
	Like your mom, if you have a sister or anything, would you say the same thing about them?
	Yes.
	Yeah, the reason why my mom is with my dad now is because her family was involved in her picking him, yeah.
	It was allowed.
	They made sure it was kosher before they did it, right?
	Kosher, lol.
	My sister was married three times, and the third time, I was at the wedding, and I wanted to say, "Niggas, you sure?"
	You don't know this bitch like I know her, man.
	Are you sure, homie?
	I ain't saying nothing because I ain't no snitch.
	In Indian relationships, they have some of the lowest divorce rates, and a lot of it is because of arranged marriages.
	Yeah, but it's also because the way that divorce is viewed in India is different to the way that divorce is viewed in America.
	They don't divorce when they're here, when they have the ability to do so.
	Because they're still following their cultural conduct.
	But here's the thing, they can get divorced, there's no fault.
	Divorce.
	Shame is good.
	I think we need to bring back...
	See, here's the problem.
	We've gotten rid of a lot of things that used to keep women in check.
	Shame, religion.
	Societal pressure.
	A lot of these things have been kind of gone.
	And since we've removed them, we've allowed women to behave very poorly.
	Now with that said, I do think men, on the other hand, have fucked up too.
	We don't hold them to a standard where they should be paying for the bills and being the breadwinners.
	We'd say it should be 50-50.
	I think that's problematic.
	But with women, we've really let you guys do whatever you guys want.
	And I think that's led to a lot of problems where now you guys can just do whatever you want and have fun.
	And it's like, well, I mean, you're not going to have a committed relationship when you decide you want to...
	Commit when you're 32 years old.
	Yep.
	It's going to be harder.
	Way harder.
	It's going to be way harder for a guy to take you seriously at that age.
	Yep.
	Ran through, going to clubs, got tattoos on your face, fake body parts.
	It's crazy, man.
	Hold on.
	Just keeping it real, that butterfly is crazy.
	The butterfly is crazy on your neck.
	That's insane.
	A butterfly?
	Butterfly, yeah.
	You know what that means, right?
	No, it's not.
	It's a skull butterfly.
	I didn't give it basic butterflies.
	A skull one?
	That's even worse.
	You know what they say?
	The bigger the butterfly The bigger the hole Oh That wasn't me That's what they said online Bigger the butterfly Bigger the hole That's crazy Yeah make fun of it back bro
	I'm a real troll.
	You can't give it to my heart, baby.
	No?
	I'm good.
	I can keep going.
	Nah, come on.
	Talk about how black is.
	Yeah, I'm really black.
	No, I don't do that.
	I don't talk about the blackness.
	Because I'm black, too.
	We're all black now.
	Actually, they don't call me black.
	None of us are black.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, actually, well, yeah, literally none of us are black.
	Yeah, we're tethers.
	We're all tethers.
	That's what Twitter says.
	I think Bran is the only black one here.
	Actually, yeah, you're American.
	Yeah, no condoms forever or whatever Black Panther was saying.
	No condoms forever?
	I said no condoms forever, bro.
	All right.
	So, yeah, I guess we got nothing to...
	This is probably the most quiet panel we've had in a while.
	Are you scared of us?
	No.
	Damn it.
	We didn't work hard enough.
	This is why most podcasts that are successful are run by men.
	Yeah.
	Give us your biggest podcast led by a woman.
	No, they don't.
	Two hot takes.
	Unfortunately, I don't listen to podcasts.
	Does anybody listen to two hot takes?
	Me neither.
	Yours?
	No.
	Yours?
	Two hot takes.
	Ah.
	Love that.
	You know what it is?
	Half the girls are from the other side of the world.
	What about you?
	Favorite woman podcast?
	I don't listen to podcasts.
	Alright, let me do this.
	What are your interests and hobbies for you?
	What do you do for fun?
	Yeah, interests and hobbies.
	I like to dance.
	I'm a professional belly dancer.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Can we see real quick?
	No, no, for real.
	This is good promotion.
	We got you, we got you.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, we got you.
	Trust me, this is a good problem.
	Yo, trust me.
	You got, what, almost 20k watching?
	Yo, come on, man.
	You might get a job.
	I'm telling you.
	You might get a good job.
	Yo, Chris, put on that...
	We believe you.
	Put on some music real quick.
	Dr. Buret.
	Belly Dancer, let's go!
	Nah, man, I think we need that Moe song.
	Mother Rush in the building.
	All right, go ahead.
	Moe's single, you know what I'm saying?
	It's just for heaven, too.
	Let's go, let's go, let's go.
	Let's go!
	What's the music?
	Oh, there you go.
	music
	This is music.
	This is not music.
	You've got to feel it.
	Oh, my God.
	You're embarrassing me with this music.
	Yo!
	I'm on the light.
	She stood up, man.
	Okay.
	Chat, man.
	I'm gonna hold you, man.
	Oh my god.
	Yo. Bro.
	What is he doing to?
	Bro. What?
	We gonna end the show here?
	Oh, nah, nah.
	Yeah, nah, nah.
	Y'all niggas are pussy.
	What's the matter?
	Maron, bro.
	Yo. Oh my god.
	Alright, Klaus, I'm ready to go, man.
	He's a big fan.
	That's his butt-ruiner, bro.
	Bro! This is YouTube!
	Nigga, it wasn't even that bad.
	Bro! Maron, we only have one platform left, alright?
	Maron, please!
	Yo, Maron, you got kicked off of Instagram today and said, "You know, I'm going all out." Please.
	Maron, please.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Belly dancing?
	No, hobbies.
	Hobbies and interests.
	What else?
	I like to go to new places, explore beautiful things.
	I like to go travel.
	I like restaurants.
	Okay, favorite restaurant?
	Here in Miami?
	Yeah.
	Wow, I have two.
	Okay, two.
	Sexy Fish.
	Okay.
	And Bart and G. I never pay.
	How many languages do you speak?
	I speak three languages.
	Okay.
	English, Russian, and what?
	Hebrew.
	Why did I ask?
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	That's the one you like the most.
	I'm sorry.
	I like to travel.
	I actually like to read a lot.
	Really?
	What's the last book you read?
	What do you read?
	How to Scam.
	That's dope.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Mari, don't do it.
	Reading them checks.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Recently, I haven't been reading as much as I should.
	Okay.
	Closer.
	What's the last book you read?
	Last book.
	I don't know how to pronounce her name, but it's like poetry books, Milk and Honey, like her whole series.
	Her name's...
	I don't want to say it wrong.
	Rupi Kaur?
	Yes.
	Rupi Kaur, yeah.
	Yeah.
	She's really good.
	I love all of it.
	Yeah, her stuff is really good.
	Guess what we have for you today.
	Well, you should read this book, Why Women Deserve Less.
	It's my favorite book.
	Burn it.
	Burn it.
	Why burn it?
	Because why are you saying that we should deserve less?
	Read it first, though.
	This is a cover.
	But I'm saying, why are you saying that we deserve less?
	There's a book by this cover, remember?
	Remember that saying?
	But why are you saying that we deserve less?
	There's a multitude of different reasons, but the book is short.
	Because you guys deserve less.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	Okay, where do you want me to start?
	Anywhere.
	Okay.
	Well, feminism has come in and kind of made it where a lot of women feel that they're equal to men.
	Okay.
	Even though they're not.
	Why not?
	They don't have sperm.
	Okay.
	You don't have eggs.
	Well, you need sperm first for LaserX.
	You need both.
	We can't have one without the other.
	We're not equal.
	I have a question.
	Well, what I was going to say is that women are inferior to men in almost every endeavor.
	Why?
	That's what I was going to say.
	Why or how?
	Why?
	Biology.
	Well, you guys are weaker, shorter, smaller, less muscle, less bone density, less lung capacity, less intelligence in many ways, spatial awareness, almost always.
	And population too.
	Yeah.
	Men have invented almost everything that you use for modernity.
	Your chair, how you do your job.
	Don't you think that's part of the societal standard of men are viewed as...
	That's part of the problem.
	Men are viewed as inferior to women, so women don't get that opportunity.
	You mean superior?
	Superior, you're right.
	But we are, though.
	Name one thing that women can do better than men.
	I don't know.
	Exactly.
	I have a question.
	Sure.
	Can I ask?
	Sure.
	No offense, but you try to copy Andrew Tate or something.
	Funny story!
	This is the same things that he said.
	Haram!
	That's actually very funny.
	It's the type of content.
	It's what they call red pill content.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, but the book.
	I mean, when I saw the book, it's not only the podcast.
	Yeah, it's Amazon bestseller.
	It does really well.
	But, you know, it's funny that when girls say that, because...
	We've known Andrew for a very long time.
	So we agree on a lot of things.
	But it's always funny when girls say that.
	We've known him since before he had his meteoric rise.
	You started the podcast before he blew up.
	Yeah.
	So it's funny when girls say that.
	I know Myron since before.
	He probably knew who Andrew was.
	And Myron's been the same.
	Ever since.
	Actually, by then he was worse.
	But Myron's not as popular.
	There's only one Myron, by the way.
	But is he as popular as Andrew Tate?
	There's only one of him.
	Well, I guess Andrew Tate's more of a negative.
	Nobody's as popular as Andrew Tate, right?
	Literally nobody's most Googled out in the world.
	But I'm just saying, he's always been like this.
	He can't change himself because another nigga got popular.
	You know what I'm saying?
	He can't stop being himself.
	I'm telling you, he's always been like this.
	Before the podcast started, I hung out with Myron.
	I was with this girl and Myron was like, he was there.
	And I was like, yo.
	And Myron started saying something.
	I was like, yo, nigga, I'm trying to...
	Just shut up.
	I feel you.
	But like, say all this shit, you know, tomorrow.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, no, we agree on a lot of things.
	Actually, we're hanging out with Andrew yesterday.
	Funny that you say that.
	It was a blast.
	Yeah.
	Blessed for who?
	Not for you.
	They get along.
	They share like ideas.
	It's the same content.
	Great minds think alike.
	Yeah.
	You should invite him to the podcast.
	I have some things to teach him too.
	Now we're good.
	What are you going to teach him?
	How to respect women.
	Okay, how should you go about doing it?
	I'll sign this clip.
	How should you go about respecting women more?
	Because he's saying...
	Oh, women like this or like that, they know, appreciate for you for what are you and they appreciate you for, they want you for what you have.
	But let's be honest.
	Let's be honest.
	Yes.
	Men came out from vagina and all their life they're trying to come back.
	That was so good.
	No offense, but this is true.
	Sorry for my English.
	I never thought about it like that.
	Hold on.
	You know what he can teach you?
	When it comes to the studio?
	You know what he can teach you?
	What he can teach me?
	Yes.
	What?
	How to lose weight.
	I don't need him to teach that.
	I just need myself to...
	Want it.
	Well, clearly it's not working right now.
	But I love to eat.
	That's true.
	Well, trust me, we know.
	Huh?
	Nothing.
	Sexy fish.
	But you are not skinny either.
	I actually am.
	I'm wearing a hoodie.
	Show me.
	No.
	Yes.
	Come on.
	I want to prove.
	Who are you?
	Show your belly.
	Come on.
	Don't worry.
	You're going to see it in my reveal coming very soon.
	XMI YouTube.
	No worries.
	No offense.
	All good.
	Don't you have a man?
	Never mind.
	Well, she's single now.
	So, okay, so you think he should be nicer to women?
	You disagree with how he treats him?
	Yes, I know.
	This is all for his, like, I don't know how to say this, but everybody know him from...
	This videos and stuff.
	But you don't agree that women...
	But I don't know if he really believes in everything that he said or just for the role.
	Okay, so you don't agree with him that women get with men to get certain things?
	Some women, yes.
	Some women, not.
	I mean, you have different type of women.
	You cannot say everyone...
	Okay, let me ask you a question.
	Are you picky?
	Yes.
	What does your man need to have in place to get you?
	Food.
	What does a man need to have to get you?
	Matter of fact, can we put up the calculator?
	Let's put up the calculator.
	Let's go ahead.
	Respect me, first of all.
	Okay.
	I don't like tight men, like cheap men.
	Oh, cheap men.
	Okay.
	So he's got to have money.
	Okay.
	He doesn't have to have a lot of money, but...
	If a man loves a woman, he will spend on her.
	He's got to take care of her.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Does he have to be in shape, too?
	No.
	Okay.
	So, you do realize that you proved Andrew right, right?
	I don't think so.
	It's like men.
	Would you date an ugly woman?
	You want beautiful woman.
	You want woman in shape.
	Yeah, but...
	So, it's like the same thing.
	But...
	Beauty is easier to achieve than status and income.
	You're born with it.
	Yeah.
	When you're born, you just have it.
	Yes, but there's nothing bad to want a successful man.
	There's nothing bad about this.
	No, it's okay.
	No, there's not.
	But you do understand that you proved Andrew right.
	You said that I want to teach him something.
	And then you said...
	That women don't just want men for what they bring to the table.
	But then when I ask you what do you want, it's what they bring to the table.
	I didn't say that everything he said is not true.
	But you made that specific point that that wasn't true.
	No, I didn't say that.
	I just said some of women like this, some of women like this.
	That's it.
	No, you tried to say that he was wrong about saying that women want certain things for men.
	I never said that.
	Like, I said that he...
	Sometimes disrespects women.
	Yo, replay the clip, man.
	Replay the clip.
	Replay the clip, because she absolutely said that.
	Andrew made a comment about, she didn't agree or she didn't like the fact that he said that women have standards and they want certain things for men.
	Chat, put it to which is wrong.
	No, just replay the clip.
	Just literally put it on screen and replay it, find it.
	Go back literally like four or five minutes and you'll find it.
	Well, do that for us, and then find a timestamp.
	Or somebody in the chat will give it to you, even.
	In the meantime, we have the actual...
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Can you lead that while I...
	Yeah.
	And also, guys, like the video.
	We got fucking, what, 16,000 of you guys watching right now.
	So, guys, like the goddamn video on YouTube.
	Go ahead.
	Real quick, so, for your dream man, we just want to know, for our data here, how old can he be, and how young?
	For example, minimum age and then maximum age.
	Minimum age, of course, 18, because I don't want to be in jail.
	Maximum age?
	But maximum age, I think that love doesn't have age.
	I agree.
	But let's say a figure, what number would that be?
	I can't define.
	I just can't say that...
	Okay, 40, 50, 60...
	I can't define, sorry.
	I just said, you can understand from that, okay?
	Let's give us a number.
	No, I'm not giving.
	99. Just give it a number.
	99. Minimum height.
	How tall?
	I can say in centimeters.
	Okay.
	What is it?
	Yeah, that's fine.
	At least 170.
	Okay.
	I think 186 foot, right?
	Ron there.
	Mo, could you verify real quick?
	Yeah, he's doing it at a time, so I'll do it real quick.
	Alright, what race?
	White, black, Hispanic?
	Doesn't matter.
	Indian too?
	It doesn't matter.
	If he's a good person, why do I care about him?
	5 '6"?
	170 centimeters.
	5 '6".
	How tall are you?
	I'm 160 in centimeters.
	I thought you were going to say pounds.
	I was like, wait, what?
	Okay, so like 5, 4, 5, 3?
	Cool.
	Alright.
	She's cool with anybody.
	Okay, education level.
	Could it be a bachelor's?
	No education?
	High school is okay.
	Oh, sorry.
	Oh, my God.
	Sorry.
	The thing is water.
	Oh, it's just water.
	It's fine.
	Yeah.
	Okay, and then income.
	Huh?
	You knocked it down, Derek?
	No, sir.
	Yo, for income, what's the minimum amount he can make a year?
	100K, 200K?
	Really?
	Doesn't matter.
	No, but you just said he has to have money.
	He can't be homeless, right?
	He's got to have some money, right?
	No, I won't be homeless, of course.
	So what's the minimum amount he has to make?
	100K, 200K?
	What, like in a month?
	Yeah, no, a year.
	A year?
	We could do a month too, but like, just for this example, a year.
	10K a month, 20K a month?
	So you're asking a month?
	Let's do a month.
	Okay, let's do a month.
	10,000.
	10,000?
	Yes.
	Okay, so 120?
	I think it's fair because here in America, we're doing...
	Got it.
	And can he be married when you are dating him?
	No.
	No?
	Can he be obese?
	Like big?
	Yes.
	Like yourself?
	Alright!
	That's fine?
	Alright.
	No?
	No.
	Yes.
	You sure?
	The definition of obese is meaning very, like, overweight.
	I would not consider you very overweight.
	Yes, yes.
	I don't judge what I like.
	No, I don't.
	Yes, he can be.
	Health problems.
	He can be.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I can say, I can say, to be honest, I'm an honest person.
	I can't say that I want a skinny guy when I look like this.
	I mean, you can have your preference.
	No one's going to judge.
	Well, you think you can work on it, so it could change.
	Alright, cool.
	For this example, we'll use these stats here.
	Bill, your man?
	Let's see what you got.
	4 out of 5 cat bags.
	So 1%, less than 2%, 1.65% of men meet your requirements.
	So yeah, very hard to find that male in America.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't include personality or him looking good or being in shape.
	That's none of that.
	You gonna lower your standards?
	What?
	Sorry.
	Will you lower your standards for your dream man?
	I don't think she just comprehends what the hell just happened.
	Yeah, so we give you your actual dream man stats to find them.
	With these buckets?
	With this screen.
	What they did on the screen.
	That means when you get older, you have cats.
	So that's why we give you cat bags.
	I love animals.
	I can be with cats.
	Sometimes it better be with cats than a man.
	Who hurt you?
	Emotional damage!
	I don't think she understands what just happened.
	So what happened was, we gave you some stats to enter into the calculator to tell you how hard it is to find your man.
	1%.
	It's hard to find the man for 1%?
	Yeah, the man you want.
	What you put into the stats for the calculator?
	Age, height, income, race, 1%.
	Okay.
	So are you going to lower your standards to find your dream man?
	Depends.
	On?
	I can lower my standards on look, but there are some things in his personality that I can't give up.
	You got ready?
	Okay.
	All right, real quick.
	This is what you said.
	Go ahead, Mo.
	Everybody know him from these videos and stuff.
	But you don't agree that women...
	I don't know if he really believes in everything that he said or just for the role.
	Okay, so you don't agree with him that women get with men to get certain things?
	Some women, yes.
	Some women are not.
	I mean, you have different type of women.
	You cannot say everyone are like- Okay, let me ask you a question.
	Are you picky?
	Yes.
	What does your mandate have in place to get you?
	I don't know how to say this, but- Look, I think you just proved him right that women want something in return when they get with a guy.
	They want to make a certain amount of money.
	Everybody wants something.
	Okay, so he's right then.
	So he's correct that women want something in a relationship and it typically means that guys got to be productive.
	But men also want something in a relationship.
	Why only women?
	But we ask for way less.
	What do you want in a relationship?
	Don't be a horn.
	Don't be annoying.
	It'd be cute.
	That's way harder to find.
	Sorry, way easier to find.
	Love and respect.
	Men are easier to please than women.
	Our standards are way lower than your guys.
	Yep.
	Maybe.
	But we know so.
	You do understand that your standards is less than 2% of the male population in America, right?
	I don't know.
	I think...
	No.
	I don't know who built this calculator, but...
	Wait, and then earlier you said that men must respect women, right?
	How can I respect you when you go out in clubs and shit and get...
	Partying, you drink, and then...
	Excuse me, but men don't go to clubs?
	Why men can't go to clubs and women don't?
	Well, I mean, we fuck the women, but to get married, I want to go to club to find wife.
	Okay, go to library or something.
	Yeah, I know.
	I don't want to go to our respect.
	To find wife.
	The girls can read.
	What's the problem?
	We don't respect girls in clubs.
	You don't respect girls in clubs?
	No, we don't respect the girls in clubs.
	Why?
	What about the people that meet, met in clubs, and got married?
	Who?
	Like, I don't know, but there are some.
	I'm sure there are some.
	Yeah, there are some, but that's not a normal occurrence, though.
	That's not a normal what?
	Occurrence.
	It doesn't happen all the time.
	Yeah, but it can happen.
	Everything is possible.
	But the small 1% happens is not going to override the 99%.
	I mean, at some point, the girl should be able to go out to the club and enjoy herself.
	I mean, I think for her, she's still very young.
	She's only 21. By all means, go out and have fun of yourself.
	There's no reason that she has to settle down or even think about settling down right now.
	I have a question for you.
	Why do you go to the club?
	I don't go to the club.
	Why not?
	Social anxiety.
	I don't like to be surrounded by so many people that I don't know in a tight space.
	Generally speaking, why do you think girls go to the club?
	To have fun.
	And?
	To flirt with guys.
	Okay.
	Why do guys go to the club?
	To flirt with girls.
	So if you're single, okay, but if you have a man, why go to the club?
	Because you know why you're going there, right?
	Yeah.
	So then why even go if you've got a man?
	Some girls just go to have fun and let loose.
	Not necessarily for the male gaze.
	Out of respect for your man, if you're going to a club with a man, what are you really doing?
	You're saying, fuck you, I don't care, I'm going to go flirt and have fun.
	Not necessarily.
	But you just said earlier to go to flirt and have fun.
	Yeah, I mean, most people do go to the club and flirt, but it doesn't necessarily mean that every person is going to the club just to flirt with other guys.
	So if I'm a guy, right, and I have a girlfriend...
	Hold on, hold on.
	I'm a guy, right?
	My girlfriend's serious with me.
	I don't want to protect her while I go to the club.
	Say that again?
	Okay, so what I'm saying is guys go to the club to fuck girls, right?
	So if I have a girlfriend I want to protect, Why would you go to the club?
	I guess you wouldn't.
	Not because of the same reason.
	Like, maybe not because of the same reason, like, boys go to the clubs.
	Maybe because also of the music to have fun with the girls and all of that.
	It doesn't mean that if a guy is coming and try to speak to her, that she's...
	She's speaking back and all of that.
	Maybe she really just wants to enjoy with the girl.
	Maybe she wants to present herself.
	I think there are different reasons, but I really can truly understand if a man says, I don't want my woman to go to the clubs.
	I really understand that.
	But it doesn't mean that every girl that goes to the club is there to provocate something or something.
	You know what I mean?
	See, the problem here is that, like, you take one chance like that, you don't know what could happen.
	So you may say, for example, one girl can't handle it, but what if she can't handle it?
	She goes to a club, she gets drunk, fucks this guy.
	Fucks this guy?
	So she goes to the club and fucks this guy?
	What did she say?
	Happens all the time.
	Yeah.
	Do many girls come to Miami for vacation, meet a guy that has a boyfriend, sorry, the deaf boyfriend, meet a guy.
	Oh, one night, Miami, they get drunk, they fuck.
	I don't know.
	I think that's a lack of less self-control.
	Also, it's not okay.
	This is not what I'm saying, but I think it also has to do with, like, how can you not have that self-control?
	There's loud music, drugs, and guys with money.
	Darkness, just late.
	What do you expect?
	Dancing.
	What did you say?
	Skippy outfits.
	There's loud music, alcohol, drugs, and guys with money.
	The formula is going to set you up to fail at some point.
	But not all of them were going, taking the drugs, or let themselves impressed by the guys with the money.
	But if all your friends are doing it, and you're the only one that's doing it, oh, do me a party pooper.
	What the fuck, bitch?
	I don't know.
	I think the girls who do it, while they are still in a relationship, it's a lack of...
	I don't know.
	I think it's wrong at first point, but also the...
	Not self-respect.
	It's like, I said it before.
	I don't know the word.
	Self-control.
	Exactly.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Self-control.
	Yeah, I think.
	You have to...
	But here's a question, right?
	If I'm a girl, right?
	Yeah.
	I respect my man.
	And I go to the lion's den where there's danger on purpose.
	Yeah.
	What am I really saying to my man?
	I don't know.
	It's fucked up.
	It's fucked up then.
	Of course, it is.
	It's fucked up then.
	And I think it's a difference if you're going with the girls and enjoy the night.
	And every time somebody tries to speak to you, you're just like, hey, I'm in a relationship, whatever.
	Like, if you can handle that night like that.
	I think it's good.
	And if not, better not.
	The problem is that, like, okay, I get it.
	Girls go to a club with their friends.
	That's cool.
	The problem is, when you're in a club, what do guys think automatically?
	You're single.
	So they're going to approach you constantly, and then the man is like, damn, I'm here working my ass off for her to be happy, but she's here flirting with other guys or talking.
	You know what's funny?
	Just being there means that, oh, she's single, I'm going to hit her up.
	Basically for sale, basically.
	And it's L for the guy.
	And then first, she's at a club.
	Dressing all sexy and shit, you know, with a nice dress.
	So, come on, like, you're showing your legs off, your fake Botox, whatever, your tattoos and shit.
	So you tell me, you don't think girls go to clubs to get hit on by guys and shit?
	Yeah, sure, you might say no the first five times, but then the right guy comes to you and says, you know what, girls?
	Come on, you tell me you never met the guy before in the club.
	Not in the club, but after the club.
	Yeah.
	No, not at all.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I met a guy in the club.
	And then we had a situation kind of relationship.
	And then it broke out.
	But yeah, like that.
	But it was not like a one-night stand.
	Like we met at the club and had something.
	And then it was over.
	So we met at the club.
	And there was something for several months.
	But the majority of the guys go to clubs to try to fuck girls that night.
	That's what we're saying.
	The boys?
	What?
	The majority of the guys.
	Go to a club to fuck girls that night.
	That's possible that the most of the guys go because of that.
	Yeah.
	But women and guys are so different.
	Newsflash.
	You still got fucked.
	What?
	No, no.
	I'm trying to make you that you went to the club and you got fucked.
	Doesn't matter how it happened.
	Yeah, you got fucked, yeah.
	That's fine.
	Bro, just hold it up, man.
	Just hold it up.
	But we had a kind of relationship.
	I know, yeah.
	And we first got in that relationship.
	Then we fucked, to be honest.
	And after a couple of months, I...
	And then fresh, and then he sobered up, was like, what the fuck?
	What?
	He's like, oh shit!
	Nah, I'm joking to you.
	You're pretty young.
	The point is, it's disrespectful.
	That's the point.
	It is, yeah.
	Yeah.
	But so is guys going to strip clubs.
	Well, usually they bring their girl.
	Yeah.
	Just keep it real.
	They would know better than you.
	Yeah, but guys still spend the money, you know.
	What's your opinion?
	Do you see a lot of...
	Guys bring their females, their female partners, or their partners.
	I mean, me personally, yeah.
	Yeah, you do?
	When I'm in relationships, I would, like, yeah, let's go out together.
	To a strip club?
	It's fun.
	Yeah, I like the strip club.
	No, obviously not all of them, but...
	Yeah, not all.
	That's what you would do, but do you see it, you being working in the strip club, do you see that they bring them?
	Uh, yeah, some couples actually like to do dances, and I love that.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's all you got?
	I mean, I say it all the time.
	No, you have me here.
	I'm just saying, okay.
	I mean, they're still the guys that go out there and they go by themselves and they're still in a relationship and they go to the strip club.
	So that's the equivalent of if your girlfriend is going to the clubs and you find that disrespectful, then the equivalent of that is you going to a strip club.
	Are men and women equal?
	But it doesn't have to be equal.
	Your actions are doing the same thing.
	Are men and women equal?
	In your opinion, no.
	I'm asking you, what do you think?
	Do you think they're equal?
	Yes, they can be equal.
	Okay, since they're equal, do they have the same roles and duties to each other?
	No.
	So then they're not equal, right?
	But it's still the disrespect.
	Please answer the question.
	You're saying, so are men and women equal?
	You're saying no, because their duties and roles are different, correct?
	Just because your roles and your duties are different doesn't mean you're equal.
	You could do something and they could be different, but it doesn't mean that they are not equal.
	They can be equal and do different things.
	No, because by definition of them having different roles and duties, they're not equal.
	That's similarity.
	Similarity is, okay, you do this, I'm doing the same thing, and that's similarity.
	Okay, let me ask you this.
	You have a job, right?
	Yes.
	Well, you're the entrepreneur.
	You have employees, right?
	Just me.
	Just you?
	Okay, if you hire an employee, would your employee have the same level of authority as you?
	No.
	Why?
	Because it's my business.
	Okay.
	So, in a relationship, who's supposed to be the leader?
	The man or the woman?
	Doesn't matter.
	Really?
	You think that?
	I mean...
	Come on, Chucky.
	You got it.
	Sure.
	The man.
	In your relationship, who calls the shots?
	You or your man?
	The man.
	Okay.
	So, by definition, you guys are not equal in a relationship.
	So, there's different standards on both.
	Okay.
	So, for you to sit there and say, oh, well, you going to strip club is the same as me going to a nightclub.
	Not at all.
	Both is not okay.
	No, because men and women are not equal.
	The way you guys show your loyalty is not the same way we show our loyalty.
	We show our loyalty by protecting you guys.
	You show your loyalty by not being sluts.
	You go out to have a good time.
	I'll be honest.
	Let's just keep it real.
	You guys only really bring one thing to the table.
	Sexuality.
	So if you can't even give me that...
	This is the only thing.
	Hold on.
	If you can't even give me your sexuality exclusively, you're useless as a female.
	Why the fuck am I going to be with you?
	Damn.
	That's the only thing women bring to the table.
	And if you guys don't believe me, hold on.
	And if you guys don't believe me, stop having sex with your guy and let's see how long it lasts.
	Or offer no sex and see what happens.
	It is your main utility.
	It's the only thing that women really have to bargain with is your sexuality.
	Also, on the other hand, we can provide money, status, opportunities.
	Security.
	Security.
	Good friend energy.
	Hell, matter of fact, a lot of you guys have guy friends, right?
	Remember earlier in the show?
	Remember that?
	I do.
	You guys have guy friends?
	Remember that guy?
	Right?
	He's only friends with you because he wants to have sex, and you guys all know this.
	On the other hand, you're friends with him because he provides way more value.
	So, again, you guys only bring one thing to the table, so if you can't even give me that, you don't deserve a relationship.
	But why can't a female provide the same thing?
	Like, why can't we provide status, money?
	Because no one cares about your success.
	At all.
	And that's a societal standard.
	You think your hinge guy would give a shit if you lost your business?
	Probably.
	I mean, that would mean I have no money.
	But y 'all not dating guys who make less money than you.
	Let's be real.
	And you definitely ain't marrying them.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, y 'all not dating guys who make less money than you and you're definitely not marrying them.
	Like, let's just be real.
	Like, that's some real shit.
	So you think that it's not possible for a woman to marry a guy that she...
	It's not possible for a woman and a guy to get married and the woman makes more money.
	How many women do you know have done that?
	I actually know one.
	Are they really happy though?
	I don't know.
	That's what I'm saying.
	There might be a small percentage of outliers and all this other shit, but by and large, I don't think you're really...
	You're not really trying to argue with that, are you?
	I'm pretty confident every woman here would prefer a man that makes more money than she does, if given the choice.
	She's 21 and she said she wanted a man who makes $120,000 a year.
	I don't know how much you make, but it stands to reason she was looking for a guy.
	I'm not saying there's nothing wrong with that.
	I'm just saying that's normal.
	And every time I've seen, I know some successful women, right?
	And every time I've seen them when they outpace their man's earning potential.
	I've seen it every time.
	What about you?
	Would you date a man and make less money than you?
	Sure.
	And take care of him too?
	What do you mean take care of him?
	The bills, pay half.
	Wait, does Henge Guy make less than you?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	I know you're trying to debate, but it's not real.
	But it's not reality.
	You know it's not reality.
	Stop fucking with me, man.
	You know it's not reality.
	It's become unattainable reality.
	But it's been like that.
	It's become like that.
	Women in human history of women.
	Why is it okay that it's like that?
	I know you want it to be a certain way, and that's okay.
	But let's talk about what it's like.
	I know what you're saying.
	I'm not saying it shouldn't be.
	Let's just talk about reality.
	Not make-believe shit.
	Let's not make shit up.
	Let's just talk about the way the world is.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I know you want it to be a certain thing.
	The way the world is is because it's been built like that.
	Who gives a fuck why, man?
	We're just talking about reality.
	I don't give a fuck why.
	I mean, would you rather me just be quiet and shut up?
	No, I'm just saying.
	It's boring.
	It's like, I can say that the sun should go around the earth instead of the earth go around the sun, but it's like, we got to deal with what's real.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Let me ask you a question.
	What if I said, hold on, let me go ahead and play devil's advocate.
	Let's switch the rules.
	Let's say I didn't have a job, right?
	And I lived in my parents' basement.
	But I walked around and I said, you know what, man?
	Why won't women accept me?
	This is bullshit.
	Like, I'm going to go find a girl that will take care of me.
	Wouldn't it be kind of crazy for me?
	That's a sugar mama.
	Yeah.
	Like, wouldn't it be kind of delusional to say that?
	I guess so.
	That I want a bad bitch to take me seriously and date me and take care of me also?
	That's like a sugar mama.
	Yeah.
	Do you think I'm going to find that?
	No.
	Right?
	Is it possible?
	Yes.
	But is it probable?
	Not likely.
	Exactly.
	That's what we're talking about.
	Okay.
	Same exact situation with you and the breadwinner.
	And I find it interesting, because even in your relationship, your guy makes more than you.
	Y 'all aren't even in a serious relationship yet.
	But you wouldn't even have dated him or given him a chance if he makes less than you, probably.
	Or he didn't have the potential.
	So, again, this goes back to what I was saying.
	Women, you guys really only offer one thing.
	If you guys don't offer your sexuality, you guys are useless.
	So, if I'm your man, I better be the only one to get your sexuality.
	What the fuck are you doing in a club with a bunch of niggas showing your sexuality off?
	That's bullshit.
	Yeah.
	And anyone to provide, be there for you, and security?
	Yeah, man.
	I mean, look, this is just how men think about things.
	I know for you guys, like, oh, well, you should go to strip club.
	Bitch, you ain't me!
	Like, men have to bring way more value than women do.
	So since we have to bring more value than you guys do, we get certain benefits.
	Men are self-made millionaires.
	Women are trust fund babies.
	Can you tell a self-made millionaire how to spend their money when you're a trust fund baby?
	Brandon?
	I was asking the girls.
	Oh, sorry.
	Ladies?
	Anybody?
	Can you tell them what to do?
	Yeah, you can tell them what to do.
	But are they going to listen?
	Exactly.
	Are they going to take you seriously?
	Probably not.
	I mean...
	Yeah, like, that's literally how it is.
	Like, women are literally trustful babies.
	Men are self-made millionaires.
	Assuming they do the work.
	So, a self-made millionaire is never going to listen to a trustful baby.
	I'm going to tell you, shut the hell up.
	We're going to do what we want to do because we earned our money.
	Shut up!
	But why is it okay for you guys to do what you want to do and us not to?
	Because men have to work way harder to get everything we get.
	One is earned, one is just given.
	But don't you think that because of the standards that...
	Women need to work twice as hard to get certain things than you guys do, just because you're a male.
	In what way?
	And because you're a male, like the male sports, male species, they are paid more, they're looked at more.
	Looked at more how?
	Like the more competitions, the more sponsors, it's just...
	Yeah, it's called a meritocracy.
	They're paid more.
	But why are they paid more, though?
	Why?
	Because they generate more money.
	Do you understand that the WNBA has been negative every single year it's been in business?
	Okay.
	Y 'all can fix that.
	But the NBA has been profitable every year, right, to some degree.
	And the NBA subsidized the WNBA.
	Could you imagine if it was the other way around and the NBA was losing money and the WNBA was paying for it?
	Do you think that would exist?
	Probably not.
	So we'd pay for you guys to suck.
	Okay.
	I know you wanted to be a certain way.
	You could fix that, man.
	Like, if you get all the women together to start watching.
	Lesbians play basketball, man.
	You can fix it.
	If you get the viewership, you can change it.
	I'm going to say what every feminist doesn't want to hear.
	Women suck at everything when it comes to human endeavors, for the most part.
	Men are better than you guys at almost everything.
	That's just the truth.
	Inventions, strength, intelligence.
	If we had to rely on female ingenuity, we'd still be rubbing sticks together for fire.
	Let me be honest.
	Women don't really invent anything.
	Thank God for men, bro.
	Real talk, man.
	Don't worry.
	We got y 'all back.
	You need us.
	Populating Earth, too.
	Yeah.
	Better at that, too.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, one guy can impregnate a hundred girls in one year.
	I mean, this is just fact.
	Like, this is the truth, man.
	Like, I know it sounds fucked up, but this is the truth.
	Like, women don't create anything.
	It's one girl who's like, ah, nine months!
	Women don't create anything?
	Besides other human beings, but you need us for that, too.
	Yeah.
	And we do a whole way better job at doing that shit.
	Yeah, actually, single dads do better than single mothers.
	They do.
	Yeah.
	Statistically speaking.
	Going to Ireland, one nigga.
	99 girls?
	I should believe it.
	In like 10 years.
	New generation, yeah.
	Yeah.
	One girl, I'm pregnant for nine months.
	I should be miserable.
	I know, hey, it's just, they don't hear this often.
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	We will.
	Okay, so the first one says, what do you think of a half and half relationship?
	50-50, basically.
	Who asked that question?
	Between women or men?
	Sorry, between a woman and a man or a woman and a woman?
	Since you're bisexual.
	Well, I didn't write that one, but I did have that same question.
	So it was you.
	That was you?
	Someone else, maybe?
	No, sorry.
	Do you want a 50-50 relationship?
	No.
	What do you think about that, Brandon?
	I'm confused.
	So she wants to know about half and half.
	The man pays off, she pays off, basically in a relationship.
	What do I think about it?
	That's a moot question, because you don't even want that.
	I know, but it's funny.
	Why'd you ask that question?
	You want a point of view?
	Is that what it is?
	No.
	They told me to...
	Put questions to guys.
	Oh, so you're just asking?
	No, Shaq, no.
	Yes.
	For asking's sake.
	No.
	I don't believe in 50-50 because I don't think men and women are equal.
	Yeah, I just feel like, you know...
	That can be an explanation.
	I think the men should pay all the bills so they can tell those women to shut up when he needs shit.
	Yeah, because otherwise they're going to be trying to make rules and shit.
	They're going to think they can call the shots if they can fucking pay for shit.
	If the man's leader, he should be in charge and he should take care of the...
	It just works out better that way.
	Because, like, you know, the other problem, too, is that when your girl makes more money than you or when she's, like, feels like she's equal, she feels like she gets an equal say.
	And then that's when that na-na-na-na-na.
	That's a happy wife, happy life shit.
	Yeah, that's all a lie, bro.
	Also, think about it.
	Like, bro, being able to tell your girl shut up is one of the best things you could do.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Let me tell you why.
	Because they respect you more.
	They're like, damn, this nigga told me to shut up, but that turns me on because, like...
	I should shut up.
	I'm annoying.
	You want to be able to tell your woman to shut up, bro.
	So make the money so you can tell your girl to shut up.
	And they respect you more for it.
	As a woman, you can sit back, relax, turn your brain off, let your man do most of the work.
	He leads, so it's better.
	Would you ever date a stripper?
	Try it one time, niggas.
	Tell your girl to shut up.
	I wouldn't do it again.
	That's a mistake I had to make in my youth.
	That's a mistake I had to make.
	Over and over again in my youth, I ain't got to tell you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I ain't got to tell you about it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I didn't date a stripper.
	Ever?
	In light?
	Nah.
	Never, nigga.
	Alright.
	I fucked one, but I never date one.
	Alright, yeah, it's cool.
	What about you?
	What was that?
	Would you ever date a stripper?
	Nah.
	It would be 100% casual, recreational use only.
	Yeah.
	Never serious.
	Next one.
	Do you believe in men dating dykes slash studs?
	I said that one.
	Lesbian?
	Or you mean a bisexual?
	Because technically she'd be a bisexual if she even wanted to hang out with me.
	Stud fuck no, because she looks like a dude.
	So no.
	Do you prefer makeup or natural?
	Natural.
	Natural.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Bye nigga bro!
	You feel me?
	Yeah.
	Uh, what are your experiences?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Fresh, you said natural?
	Come on, nigga.
	Come on, Fresh.
	I love the BBLs, man.
	Well, hold on, hold on.
	They said makeup.
	Makeup, nigga.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	This nigga, bro.
	I was about to say this nigga.
	As many times Fresh said, she got no ass.
	This nigga loves plastic, man.
	She got no ass.
	She talked to this nigga after, man.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know, you...
	Nigga, what?
	Hell no.
	She didn't drug dealers, nigga.
	I'm actually committed, man.
	I got my wifey from France.
	What is a no-go on the first date?
	For girls?
	I need more clarity.
	No-go.
	Isn't that something I wouldn't do?
	Can you clarify the question, ladies, more specific?
	Who has this?
	What's the second one?
	What is a no-no on a first date?
	Yeah, but I don't know if this is both.
	Is your handwriting nigga?
	Yeah, this is mine.
	So, what do you mean by no-go?
	Like...
	Red flag?
	Yeah, red flag.
	Okay.
	Oh, it's a red flag on the first date.
	On their phone too much.
	Okay.
	On their phone too much, yeah.
	I would say her phone's on...
	Do not disturb.
	Really?
	Well, maybe she's like...
	Alright, alright.
	I see, I see, I understand that, but it could be for a different reason.
	But you never know.
	No, I feel it.
	What's yours?
	Smashed screen.
	Oh, yeah.
	Whenever I see girls with smashed screens, they're always hoes.
	Also wanted to go to a nice restaurant, like a four or five star restaurant.
	Sexy Fish?
	Yeah.
	Because I think fine dining is a scam for the most part.
	And it's healthier to eat home anyway.
	What are your expectations on a perfect wife?
	Smith and Walensky.
	They're already in ours, bro.
	Yeah, I mean, it's like...
	It's like so...
	It's weird, man, because the bar is super low.
	Men are simple, man!
	Try not to be as crazy as possible, you know what I'm saying?
	Really try not to be crazy, don't be old, and be cool.
	Raise kids and shit.
	Be a good mother and shit like that.
	That's the only good reason to get married, right?
	To have kids.
	I can't think of no other logical reason for a man to get married.
	There's zero benefits of marriage to men.
	Zero benefit for us.
	If anything, we just lose.
	That's probably the most important part of being a good mother.
	What are your three red flags in a relationship?
	Three.
	Three red flags.
	Guy friends, but that would be like a no-go, right?
	Yeah.
	I think the better way to phrase it is three red flags where you would never get in a relationship with her.
	That's probably better.
	Guy friends, girls trips.
	There's another one that I can't think of.
	Those are two to come on.
	How do you go on garage trips?
	What's up?
	Do you participate in garage trips?
	I don't really do a lot of recreational travel.
	I travel for business most of the time.
	Or to see my son.
	Ladies, we can travel and do what we want.
	You can't.
	Like, let me be very blunt about this.
	We can do whatever the fuck we want to do.
	If we want to go fuck another bitch, we can.
	These is my rules.
	Like, this shit ain't gotta be fair.
	Right?
	These are my standards.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And if she's cool with that, then she's cool with that.
	Right?
	You know, like, it doesn't have to be fair.
	These are my standards.
	Ladies, there's no fucking way I'm gonna pay all the bills and only have sex with you.
	Like, there's no fucking way.
	That's retarded.
	Stupid.
	What?
	I became this successful to just fuck you?
	That's retarded.
	You know what's crazy?
	But you say with that that you're not loyal in a relationship because you're paying everything?
	He's in polygamy.
	No, it's because I understand.
	You pay everything?
	I do what I want to do because the girl is just a part of my lifestyle.
	She's an accessory.
	Right?
	Like, she's my girl.
	That's how it goes.
	Like, the man dictates everything.
	So I do what I want to do.
	If I want to be monogamous and I choose to be, that's fine.
	Like Brandon, for example.
	He's monogamous by choice.
	But if you want to go have another girl, this girl can't tell him what to do.
	That's not how it goes.
	But, on the other hand, I find it interesting when women try to say, well, if I can't go on girls trips, you can't go on guys trips.
	Bitch!
	That's not how this goes.
	Like, I dictate the terms.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Like, this is my world.
	You're just living in it.
	And trust me, you like it better that way anyway.
	Because if we're living in your world, it's all misery.
	You guys don't even know what you want to fucking eat, bro.
	It's chaos.
	It's chaos.
	It's crazy.
	It's insane.
	Like, bro, you guys don't even know what you want to eat for lunch.
	Like, what the hell am I going to depend on someone to leave me that don't even know what they want to eat?
	Crazy.
	Your emotions change.
	You bleed once a month.
	Your emotions are all over the place.
	You don't know what's going on.
	She, uh, drove her man crazy, man.
	Bro, hell nah, man.
	Five years?
	Like, the way, like, a guy going on a guy's trip is not the same as a girl going on a girl's trip, ladies.
	Like, you know, you guys don't get it.
	Like, you guys are like...
	Like, glass.
	You understand?
	Like, if it smashes one time, it's over.
	Like, y 'all are sensitive.
	Like, you guys are delicate.
	You guys need to be treated with care and protected.
	But my job is to protect you from yourself.
	Do you remember back in the beginning of time, Adam and Eve?
	They were in a garden.
	And you know what Eve did?
	In front garden, Adam.
	Shan's question, why not me?
	Why are we equal?
	And you know what I cause?
	Sin.
	So last time I checked, ask questions like that.
	It's fucked up.
	Because it ends the world.
	And here's another question for you guys.
	Would you guys rather, if given two options, have sex with five men you find attractive or just one man you find attractive?
	Raise your hands if one.
	Yeah.
	If you could get one guy that has everything that you want.
	Would you rather have sex with him or five guys that have different traits that you want?
	No.
	One?
	All of you guys raise your hands.
	One?
	Okay, now ask me the same question.
	We know your answer.
	Better not.
	Okay, so now that you know my answer, so here's the thing.
	For me, right, I could have the best girl ever.
	I'm still going to want to have other women.
	You have the best guy ever.
	You don't want other men.
	So you see how it's not the same?
	Women are more loyal.
	Yeah.
	No, you're not, bro.
	No, I don't think so.
	Because you guys are only as loyal as men add value.
	I would say no.
	I mean, what do you say to the girls that their men get in a stupid situation, like in prison or they need help?
	I don't know.
	All the serial killers, not all of them, but a lot of them, they got a wife who helped them to make the shit up.
	They actually got the guy after they went to prison because they became famous.
	With the status.
	No, I wouldn't say that.
	There are some serial killers and they had a woman.
	Name one.
	I don't know the name, but it's true.
	But I know it.
	This is what I studied.
	Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez, all these guys got their girlfriends after going to prison.
	But I was not talking about them.
	But I forgot the name.
	I forgot the name.
	I'm sorry, but if I find it...
	Jeffrey Dahmer was gay, doesn't count, even though women showed up to his trials as well.
	Maybe serial killers with smaller names.
	I mean, there are a lot of serial killers.
	Look at Luigi Mangione.
	Women are showing up.
	Why?
	Because he's famous now.
	What?
	Luigi Mangione.
	Who's that?
	The one that killed the United CEO.
	Oh, she don't know.
	I know why.
	Yeah, he definitely did.
	How are you going to bring up a topic and not...
	He don't know anything, do you?
	My third red flag is to raise her voice at me and shit.
	There's something about that.
	I can't fuck with that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because it's like...
	You don't have any...
	Re-course, right?
	I'm not going to get in a shouting match with a girl.
	And you can't...
	Chris Brown taught us we can't hit him.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So it's like...
	I don't know.
	I feel like girls yell at them and raise their voice and talk to them like a child and shit.
	Even when I see that shit in public, I'm like, nigga, why is he dealing with this shit?
	You don't have to do this.
	They're half the population.
	Why would you put up with this shit?
	That should be one of the biggest motivations for men to get money, bro.
	Like, you could literally, like, tell a bitch, shut the fuck up once you make money.
	Or goodbye, I'm gonna go somewhere else.
	Or goodbye, yeah.
	Like, you make the money, guys, so you don't tolerate fuckery for women, bro.
	Like, that's why it's so important.
	But yeah, to go back to what I was saying, um, yeah, a guy's trip is not the same as a girl's trip.
	You keep trying to make this thing egalitarian, but it's like, dude, you don't want an equal.
	I'm just trying to make it, like, a conversation, bringing up thoughts.
	She's trying to be a contrarian, but failing miserably.
	okay and then she tried to make up an argument on serial killers and couldn't even name it well she doesn't realize these serial killers attracted these women after they became notorious
	I have a question though.
	Sure.
	Me saying the things that I say, it keeps the conversation going, right?
	But if I were to just sit here and say nothing, then it kind of creates like a dead atmosphere.
	Regardless if I'm successful in my argument or if I'm failing in my argument.
	That's fine.
	She brought up serial killers and didn't have anything to say on it.
	But it keeps the conversation going.
	And then your example, right, with your guy, because I know where you're going with this.
	Oh, but I held my guy down!
	For how long, though?
	Where's he now?
	For how long?
	Yeah, you're in Miami.
	Clearly, it failed.
	So, when he got to prison, I was waiting for over two and a half years.
	Okay, so it didn't work.
	First of all, his accounts were frozen, so I was first paying for a loan.
	You do understand that this just proves our point, right?
	But how?
	But how?
	Because he had nothing to give in that moment.
	Yes, and you left.
	You stuck out for two and a half years.
	No, no, no, no.
	He was in prison by the time he came out.
	We spent time together and now we have a complicated situation.
	And I'm allowed to be here as he is allowed to be wherever he wants to be.
	And just because I'm here, it doesn't mean us.
	You just said that he couldn't fly out to the U.S. You do understand.
	So, remember, this was about loyalty, right?
	You said, "I'm loyal!"
	Okay, cool.
	No, no, no.
	That's how this started.
	You tried to make an argument saying, "I'm loyal because I stuck my mind by a guy while he was in jail and I was paying for him."
	Correct?
	You were loyal in that regard.
	Right?
	I helped him up first.
	Yeah.
	But, clearly, now, you're in a weird situation where you're kind of single but kind of not.
	And you decided to come to one of the biggest cities for partying on spring break.
	I would say you're very single.
	I even didn't know first that it is spring break here.
	I even didn't know that first.
	I'm from Europe.
	I don't know the exact spring break date.
	I just know I wanted to celebrate.
	The point is you're here, though.
	Yeah, the point is that you're here.
	And the point is that you're here.
	And the second point is that women can't stay loyal to a man long term if the man's not providing value.
	That's my point.
	Like, a woman's not going to sit there and pay your bills forever.
	She's not going to put money on your commissary forever.
	Especially if she doesn't see that she's going to get anything.
	That's the point.
	But let's flip it around.
	Hold on, let's flip it around.
	If you were in jail, I guarantee you, he would probably put money on your commissary way longer than you would put on his.
	Because men are designed to give women security and money and protection.
	We're designed to do it.
	You're not.
	So yeah, you did it for a bit, but you couldn't do it long term.
	Because it was not necessary anymore.
	Women are only as loyal as they get benefit.
	It's called Briffel's Law.
	Literally, women are designed to extract resources from men.
	Once they're not getting resources or they don't feel like this guy has any more potential to provide resources, they leave.
	They go somewhere else.
	That's why you're in Miami.
	It's her birthday and I wanted to spend it with her.
	And I loved Miami always, always because of more reasons.
	You could have celebrated her birthday back in Switzerland.
	We could.
	Good excuse, but you're still here.
	Tattoos, relax.
	Alright, we got some...
	Oh my god.
	Comfort zone.
	Be honest, shorty.
	Lifts like those would do the hood ninja.
	Good.
	What'd that mouth do?
	Bro.
	Alright.
	What else do we got?
	To the blonde Frankenstein on the back.
	Do you regret your cosmetic surgery?
	And if so, no.
	Show us a photo before all the cosmetic surgery.
	I gotta ask.
	How much did it cost to do all that work?
	Because you got your titties done, face, nose.
	I got it in other countries.
	That's why it was much cheaper.
	How much did it cost you total?
	I have to think about it.
	You got your cheeks done, face done, lips, nose, titties.
	No, I didn't.
	I did not have my cheeks done since years.
	I made filler.
	I used filler.
	Filler is not that expensive.
	Did you get a BBL too?
	A BBL.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You did?
	Can you stand up with a little twirl?
	I'm just guessing.
	We couldn't see.
	Can you stand up with a little twirl?
	Like Santa, I'll be paying for money for that shit.
	They want you to stand up.
	How much?
	They want you to stand up.
	They want you to stand up.
	And show the booty.
	Yeah, Chris wants to see her.
	Alright, do a little twirl.
	Spin around.
	I mean, someone has to get the money back, bro.
	Someone what?
	Refund, I guess, man?
	Bro, nobody understand.
	Chris, what the hell are you saying?
	He said refund.
	He's thinking like Boomhauer.
	He's saying it was horribly done.
	He said get a refund.
	If you do one round, a lot of that disappears, and I did it once, like four years ago.
	That's why I could do a second round.
	No, no, no.
	It deflated.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Ladies, heard if you wink, the special guest with the best angles of yourself, would you do it to get yourself taken care of?
	Yo, guys, we got, what?
	18,000 of you guys watching right now.
	Guys, do me a favor, bro.
	Like the video, man.
	Like the goddamn video, man.
	We're making a comeback this year, 2025.
	And sub to Rumble, man.
	And sub on Rumble, guys.
	Follow us.
	We gotta do our subathon, man.
	Holy shit.
	We still gotta do that.
	Guys, like the video.
	What are the likes at right now?
	Bro, how the hell do we not even have 50% engagement?
	Bro, we should be at.
	Literally 5,000 likes right now.
	Alright, what else do we got?
	At least 3k.
	Yeah, it should be at least 3k.
	Martini Poppy says, do you wait for a girl to make the move to home base, or do you gotta push for home base when you're with her 304?
	My friend, if you're gonna ask a question in itself, you're fucked, because...
	Me, do both, man.
	Dude, again, she should be making it easy for you, not hard.
	Well, I mean hard, but, yeah.
	She has a spy slash op Myron?
	Who is?
	I think I'm next to you.
	Oh.
	Are you a spy?
	Russian spy?
	No.
	That's what they all say.
	Then they spy on you.
	Ladies!
	Am I the asshole?
	My girl and I were going out and raised an objection to her outfit being too revealing.
	She told me I can't tell her what to wear.
	Interesting.
	Fast forward and we are all at a bar.
	She starts getting harassed and heckled by a dude who complimented her outfit.
	I stood by and observed, instead of stepping in to defend her honor.
	Should I step in?
	And why?
	Question mark.
	Should I step in?
	His girl wore a dress.
	It was very revealing.
	He told her about it.
	She wanted to wear it.
	And he said, oh, someone's heckling you about your dress?
	I'm gonna stand back and watch.
	Should I step in?
	Can you explain again?
	Yo.
	Sorry.
	You know what?
	Let's ask the girls who speak English on the panel.
	So I see it as he gave her the opportunity to, like, basically defend herself and reject the guy's advances.
	So if he's stepping back, if it becomes more of a, like, more harassment and then he didn't step in, then that's a problem.
	But if he'd step back after telling her, I don't like what you're wearing.
	And she protested.
	So he stepped back to say, okay, let me see that you can handle yourself and you can reject the guy.
	Alright, open the chat back up real fast.
	I don't know why we're asking women their opinion on this.
	Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
	You raised an objection about her outfit being too revealing.
	She told me, told you, you can't tell her what to wear.
	Are you stupid?
	Why the fuck did you even go out with her?
	Nigga, are you retarded?
	Change your name to Blackest Scent, bro.
	Like, yo, you tell her, yo, I don't like what you're wearing.
	If she says you can't tell me what to wear, nigga, I'm walking out the house.
	Goodbye.
	The fuck?
	Why'd you even go out with her?
	Bruh.
	Nigga retarded, bro.
	My girl.
	I'm assuming this is like a chick you vetted?
	Bruh, that's an L, man.
	I'd be damned if a girl tell me, "Oh, you can't tell me what to do, bitch!"
	Like, hopefully this is not how this works.
	I got two minutes to respond, man.
	Not you, bro.
	Hopefully it's not you.
	You got two minutes to respond.
	I hope that's not you, bro.
	Facts.
	You've been watching for too long to be doing this fucking simp shit, man.
	Better be trolling, bro.
	What the fuck?
	AC Ropes.
	Ask any of the girls if they've had work done, and if so, what and why?
	Jigsaw in a blonde wig inspired this question.
	They'll be my room for reporting.
	Bro, let me be very clear about this, guys.
	If your girl disobeys you, you break up with her.
	Insubordination from a woman is completely unacceptable.
	Completely unacceptable.
	She's supposed to be your girl, which means you dictate how things go.
	This isn't up for negotiation.
	If she says, you don't tell me what to wear, no, bro.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I'll see you later.
	A.K.A.
	never talk to her again.
	Girls, do you agree?
	It doesn't matter what they think.
	If your girl ever told you, oh, I'm going to do what I want to do, what would you...
	I mean, she wouldn't even say that!
	I mean, she wouldn't do that, right?
	She wouldn't act crazy like that.
	But if a girl did that, she could go do it without me, in general.
	She'd have to be on her own.
	He said my girl, so I'm assuming that's his main chick.
	Bro, a main chick should never be...
	Hey, Frank, stop.
	A main chick should never, ever be disobeying you, bro.
	Ever.
	Gotta be trolling.
	You have to be confident, though, and trust your woman.
	Yeah, I could trust women to be women, which is attention-whoring, stupid bimbos 99% of the time.
	That's what I could trust women to be.
	I don't trust your guy's judgment ever.
	You know what I mean?
	If she's my main girl, you could give me your opinion.
	Maybe I'll make a decision off your opinion.
	But the only thing I could trust women to be is be women, which is erratic, emotional, not logically sound, sporadic, spontaneous, and many times stupid.
	You can't control what the person does when she's wearing the outfit.
	I mean, look, I don't want to be an asshole, but we'll use you for example.
	You went to a whole other country to learn English when you clearly could speak English on F1 visa when you had a boyfriend that you were with for three years.
	First of all, we break up not because I moved to Miami.
	Why'd you break up then?
	This is why you never deport some female authority, guys.
	There you go, man.
	See what I'm saying, bro?
	Just things didn't get along.
	Alright.
	We'll keep going.
	It just came in.
	What else we got?
	Ask any of the girls if they've had work done, and if so, what and why.
	Jigsaw and blonde wig inspired this question.
	WMR for reporting Ling Ling.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Anyone else here who did plastic surgery?
	No.
	You got your titties on?
	No.
	They're natural?
	Yes.
	What about you?
	No surgeries, no nothing.
	You?
	No.
	None of you guys?
	Just me.
	Oh, your teeth?
	Yeah.
	You have veneers?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What else we got?
	Myron, you ever show the panel the hot crazy metrics for girls and guys?
	I always wonder if girls would agree with it or their thoughts on it.
	I don't think I've ever seen them.
	No.
	What else we got?
	Why the whale already out of breath?
	She just started talking.
	Anyways, ladies, name three countries, bro.
	Ah, let's go!
	Alright, we'll start with three countries.
	Classic.
	We'll start right here with...
	The rules.
	Miss Des Moines.
	You can't name the United States, Canada, or Mexico.
	You can't repeat whatever the girls said before you.
	That way you're from.
	Or anything that was mentioned.
	So like Russia, can't name that.
	Or Israel.
	Well, it's debatable in any way.
	We're comedians.
	Three countries.
	And no helping, ladies.
	i'm not passive it's on oh you like it it's on like the girl wait no no no no come on come on we got you girl you got time we got time today so the countries think about vacation travel
	Guys, give us the 3,000 likes, bro.
	This is my third show, man.
	Yeah, for real.
	I've been streaming all day, bro.
	the painful bed
	Oh, I thought the video was paused.
	You thought it was paused?
	I thought it was paused, bro.
	I thought the stream paused.
	Stream paused?
	Why? laughter more laughter
	Alright, name three strip clubs.
	Oh, shit.
	It ran out!
	It ran out!
	That's the first?
	Come on, you got this.
	I'll give you a hand.
	Country.
	First one.
	Where do we go?
	Okay, two more.
	the second one
	Come on, think about it.
	Gross trip.
	Australia.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	One more.
	You got this.
	I believe you, girl.
	You're queen.
	Oh, man.
	Get money, nigga.
	Yeah.
	You got this.
	Get that bag.
	You're a queen.
	Fuck niggas.
	Get money.
	Got one more.
	You got it?
	Come on, thank you, niggas.
	Bro, how do you call yourself an exotic dancer but can't name one exotic destination, bro?
	That's so crazy.
	You call yourself a local dancer, bro.
	Come on, you got this.
	One more.
	One more.
	You smoke weed?
	London.
	Okay!
	London.
	All right.
	What? Is that one on the green?
	Puerto Rico is a territory and London is a city within the UK.
	Alright, what about you?
	Guyana, Honduras, and Haiti.
	What about you?
	Sweden, Italy, France.
	Portugal, Spain, and French.
	Someone said France.
	One more.
	Amsterdam.
	Alright.
	Bro, you're a European nigga.
	Damn!
	That's crazy.
	And you're 30, man.
	That's crazy, bro.
	You should be easy.
	Alright.
	Make up for your friend, man.
	You got it.
	You got this.
	Um...
	Is Jamaica one?
	Do you test or are you telling?
	Jamaica...
	Um...
	Guys, get the lights up, man.
	I don't know if this is a continent.
	It's Ghana one.
	Tokyo. laughs
	I can't leave anyways.
	Alright, that was terrible.
	Thanks guys for proving to us that people from Iowa have double-digit IQ.
	What about you?
	No, I don't need the country.
	Brazil, Lebanon, and Iran.
	Okay.
	She named the Ops.
	They were on her mind.
	She was spying.
	She was real spying.
	She was all the Ops, bro.
	Okay.
	This is fine.
	Okay.
	This is fine.
	Art Littman.
	20 gets a sub.
	Shout out to you, Art Littman.
	Yep.
	Shout out to you, Art Littman.
	Don't worry, Blackest Panther is speaking hypothetically.
	Okay, good.
	Okay, nigga.
	I was about to go crazy.
	Bro.
	It was an hypothetical question.
	I would never take her seriously.
	Nigga, you said my girl.
	Yeah, bro.
	That's a possessive.
	I mean, he's putting in like a scenario.
	For ladies, I guess.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, scenario, yeah.
	Okay.
	My mom is the chief scientific offer of the biggest pharmaceutical company in India, has a PhD from Caltech, and think women today deserve less.
	She voted Trump, W mom, L American horse.
	Oh, shit.
	Shiv, you know, you get it, bro.
	It is what it is.
	Shiva?
	FNF Super Chat, not sure if it was a scam website.
	What's the best Super Chat to show respect or bring up a question, Myron?
	Rumble Rants and Locals.
	Rumble Rants and Locals.
	FNF Super Chat, it didn't work?
	No, it's working.
	It's working now?
	It's not?
	I can't see.
	You can't see?
	No.
	Alright, let's go, ladies.
	Show tits.
	It's time.
	No.
	You're chill, dog.
	You're ridiculous, man.
	You're crazy, bro.
	Alright, what else have we got?
	That's it.
	You know what, Bill?
	Blur the screen.
	Let's go.
	What?
	Just blow the screen.
	That's right, bro.
	Chris, you gotta stop being a pervert, man.
	Okay, ladies.
	That's not even a lot of rumble either, man.
	If you don't mind, give us your last thoughts on the show.
	Hit it, love it.
	How was the show for you?
	We'll start right here.
	How was the show for you?
	I didn't enjoy it.
	I think I'm not the right fit for this.
	What do you think you're the right fit for?
	I'm really just a homebody and I don't like to speak my opinion.
	You came to a podcast?
	Don't speak your opinion?
	I mean...
	Are you really a homebody?
	You're here on spring break in Miami.
	Bro, she was on a yacht yesterday.
	And you were on a yacht yesterday with these niggas.
	I am.
	I really am.
	I'm on the leg.
	You don't talk a lot.
	What the fuck?
	What about you?
	It was definitely an interesting experience, but it was as expected.
	Look, with you, it's not that you're a homebody, you're just dumb.
	I'm just being honest here.
	You're just dumb.
	Read a book like your friend here, and yeah.
	You want me to lie?
	What?
	I was just going to say, she's very shy.
	I just think that...
	Yeah, she just was nervous.
	Bro, I didn't have a gun in my head, bro.
	I'll name three countries.
	Like, come on, man.
	I mean, like, we asked her...
	That's literally elementary school geography.
	And we asked her if she was bi, straight, whatever, and it took her, like, five minutes to answer the question.
	Like, bro, she's just slow.
	Maybe you're confused.
	I mean, I didn't come out yet, so...
	Come out?
	What?
	I haven't came out.
	No, like, her being gay.
	She's in the closet.
	Yeah.
	It's fine.
	Announce her sexuality change.
	Mama.
	Wait, like, Myra's right.
	It doesn't have to do with our IQ, though.
	No, no, Myra's right.
	That's fine.
	Well, she came back in on the same show, so...
	You smell weed?
	Uh, yes.
	Okay.
	You need to stop, man.
	It can slow you down a little bit.
	It happens to people.
	That's fine, man.
	Look, man, I'm gonna show you some tough love.
	You're dumb.
	You need to get smarter.
	Read a book.
	Watch some documentaries.
	You send you home all the time, right?
	Watch some History Channel.
	Speak your mind.
	Like, goddamn, bro.
	More often.
	Is it speak your mind more often?
	Yeah.
	We should need something in the mind first.
	Oh, you want me to fucking lie to her, bro?
	No, I mean, listen.
	What's she going to do if she meets a man that she likes?
	What are you going to say to him?
	Hey, what are your thoughts?
	Crickets.
	He got a point.
	What are your hobbies and interests?
	What do you want to do?
	Crickets.
	What if you meet your dream man and you ask your questions?
	I mean my dream man, I mean...
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	Just ignore it, bro.
	I mean, we're trying to help her, man, because guys will.
	Yeah, that was a good timing, bro.
	You can put the computer turning off.
	Shut down.
	Okay, listen, we wish you the best, but you're a queen for real.
	All right, what about you?
	It was interesting, but also kind of as expected.
	The crew must have seen this where I had, man.
	Sorry.
	Go ahead.
	I was saying it's interesting, but the topics were as expected.
	Thank you for questioning stuff, because it definitely was...
	Yo, that computer shot, that was funny, bro.
	That was good timing, Chris.
	Thank you, thank you.
	I tried, bro.
	I tried to be funny, bro.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	Thank you for coming.
	What about you?
	Same.
	I wanted to have a new experience, and I got this.
	How do you deal with haters?
	I should not let that thing come too close to me, because if I would...
	As I said in the beginning, I would die from the inside every day.
	That's not what I wanted.
	So I don't give a fuck because I don't hurt anyone looking like that, you know?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	That's good stuff.
	Have you ever seen the movie Saw?
	I did, but I did not finish it.
	The movie Saw?
	Yeah.
	I did not finish it, yeah.
	Are you familiar with Jigsaw?
	I think that's the main figure, right?
	Yeah.
	They were saying in the chat you look like him.
	I don't get what's wrong.
	Let's go!
	Somewhere else.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	It was a nice new experience.
	Wait, pull that back up, nigga.
	What are your thoughts on that?
	I wanna play a game.
	No?
	Alright.
	I can't read it.
	I can't read it.
	It's too far.
	You don't got to read it.
	It's a picture.
	I got a question.
	Brandon. What's that, man?
	What's going on?
	Right here, one out of ten.
	Oh, man.
	I got a girlfriend, man.
	I can't do it.
	Okay. You got to save, nigga.
	You know I was about to do to your ass.
	Okay, how was the show for you?
	All right, what do you have to say?
	It was a new experience.
	It was nice to see something different and also because I'm from Europe to have something like this in the United States is nice.
	Thank you for coming for your birthday.
	That was pretty cool of you.
	You going on tonight?
	Happy birthday!
	Thank you so much.
	Yeah, but not too much because I want to celebrate the whole day, like going to dinner and take my dress, pick up my dress and all that stuff.
	We wish you the best.
	Yeah, thank you.
	All right.
	What about you?
	It was cool.
	Motherfuckers, uh, you hurt my friend feelings.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, my friend is shy, but it's okay.
	Hey, bro, that's a wake-up call, man.
	I'm just trying to help her.
	It's okay.
	If she thinks the guy she likes, how does she go out of the conversation?
	No, it's okay, yeah, but, um, it was cool.
	Glad I'm back.
	Shout out Detox.
	Yeah.
	All right, and last but not least.
	What's good?
	A planted bomb in studio.
	I will join next time, but for some.
	A whore something you said?
	What are you a whore?
	Peace and love to everybody.
	You want to get paid?
	You know what is the definition of whore or what?
	Who asked me this?
	I did.
	You?
	You know what is the definition of whore?
	Yeah.
	What is the definition?
	Who gets paid for the body?
	I give you my body here or I give anyone my body here?
	But we don't pay girls.
	It was a joke.
	Oh, it was a joke?
	Oh, shit.
	I missed that joke.
	Sorry.
	Let's find peace.
	Peace and love to everybody.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Does she know what that means?
	She speaks Hebrew.
	Yeah, I know what that means.
	Also, I'm not fat.
	I'm not fat, by the way.
	That's a throwback, man.
	That one stayed lodged in the crush's head, man.
	He had to come back with it.
	Hell no!
	Hell no!
	You have anything you want to say back to him?
	Good one, good one.
	You're a sharamuta, too.
	Oh, I know you're on the wall of mine.
	That shit hurt me.
	Goddamn, I'm about to cry.
	Thank you, though.
	You're cool.
	You too.
	You can belly dance, too.
	That's cool.
	You too.
	I can give you some lessons.
	Oh, trust me, I don't need it.
	You have a belly to shake, so.
	I definitely don't.
	You have a good, good belly to shake.
	Not like yours.
	You will be fine.
	Not like yours.
	All right.
	This was an entertaining panel.
	Brandon, any of those words?
	Hey, what's going on?
	Where can I find you, bro?
	And you can find me on Instagram, King Keto, K-I-N-G-K-E-T-O, or you can check me on YouTube.
	Just search Brandon Curtis, the one with a million subscribers.
	Also, If you guys want to learn how to start your online fitness business, that's how Myron got started.
	We got the free e-book, 10 Commandments of Online Training.
	It gives you the game plan to start your online fitness business, even if you don't have a lot of experience, even if you're not certified, even if you don't have a big following.
	And it's 100% free.
	It gives you the game plan of how to do it, man.
	It's free.
	That's how Myron got his start back when he was a federal agent.
	Absolutely, man.
	So it's a great way to make some side money, guys.
	Go ahead and link is below.
	Completely for free, man.
	Like, no risk to you.
	Guys, I'll be live tomorrow on The Debrief at 5pm, the political talk show.
	We're probably going to cover some of the news.
	I think I'm going to go over Israel restarted bombing Gaza again, so we're going to talk about that.
	And some other, you know, trending news.
	And I think, when are you going to do your thing?
	Around like 8pm, I'm going to talk about DDG, Sneeko, Zerka, and a bunch of other stuff.
	Oh, shit.
	Alright, so yeah.
	8 or PM or so, Fresh will be live.
	So I'll go live at 5 and then I'll probably get off around 8, 8.30ish when he does his stream.
	Alright guys, love you guys.

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