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Feb. 6, 2025 - Fresh & Fit

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	Thank you.
	What's up, guys?
	We're going to Fresh Your Podcast after our edition joined with a couple of ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	it let's go it let's
	go Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	I know the night is my first scene.
	I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it.
	It's my thing.
	All right, we are live with some guys.
	Welcome to the Pressure Podcast.
	I'm joined with a couple of ladies.
	We're going to get into the show.
	February 22nd.
	Yes.
	We have our meetup.
	Here in Miami, Florida, it's going to be amazing.
	We have three tiers, basically, but the main thing is being in Premium and Castle Club.
	Castle Club gets the actual first two hours for free, but for the actual event itself, for six hours, you need to be a part of Premium.
	And last but not least, the after party, which is the best part, I think, for me, actually, for this is going to be the yacht party after the event.
	Guys, we have half the tickets left now, so get it while you still can.
	You have to be a part of Castle Club and go into your account and log into it to see the event itself to buy the ticket.
	That's the only way you can get it now at this point.
	Yeah, get in there where you guys can.
	Also, guys, keep in mind that I have a political slash cultural commentary.
	And I also do reaction to shootings as well.
	The law enforcement stuff, the true crime stuff.
	Monday through Friday, 5 p.m.
	Did a stream earlier.
	We covered what went down in Israel and the whole Gaza thing.
	And Fresh has his channel, Fresh Short, where he does vlogs.
	He's going to start streaming very soon.
	Yes, Fresh Start.
	So we're doing multiple things for the channel.
	Yeah, absolutely, man.
	Expanded, man.
	I'm showing you guys our different skill sets.
	What else?
	Chris, go ahead.
	She belongs to the street.
	Yo, I'm the Marco.
	Yo, I'm the Marco.
	It's my OF.
	Oh, I'm joking.
	What?
	Shout out to the chat.
	I see you guys are active.
	Shout out to you guys.
	Follow me on my socials below.
	I know Bill's posting it up.
	Shout out to Bill's.
	Other than that, let's have a great show.
	Maybe sober tonight.
	Who knows?
	It depends on the panel.
	Nope.
	That was great.
	Cool.
	Typically, we start with the intros, but we'll do some chats first.
	We'll read some of these chats, and then we'll go ahead and have you guys introduce yourselves.
	What do we got here?
	Master debater.
	Ladies, name one sign that a woman might be a hoe.
	No repeat answers.
	Once all the women have shared their answers, mention one thing that was said that applies to you.
	Funny daddy.
	Ladies, if you had a brother, like let's say you're a younger brother, what would you warn him are some signs?
	Look out for a girl that might be promiscuous.
	Yeah, one sign.
	We can start here and then work our way around.
	A promiscuous girl.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	One sign.
	One sign.
	What do you want to warn your brother about?
	To being too friendly with his homeboys.
	Ooh.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	That's a good one.
	She's a flirt.
	All right.
	What about you?
	That is a good one.
	I would say probably...
	If she's always, always out and she barely answers the phone to you.
	So she goes out to nightclubs?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	Wait, is it going out to nightclubs or not answering the phone when she's there?
	Like, not answering at all.
	Not answering at all.
	All right.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	I would say, like, somebody that, like, dresses really...
	Like, slutty, I guess?
	Like, you know that, like, there's, like, there's, like, um, like, like, when they're wearing, like, lace and, like, wait, are you looking at the girl next to you?
	I mean, just saying, man.
	Come on, man.
	Like, those strings are belly keeping up.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	No, I don't mean like that.
	Chris, how dare you look at her cleavage, bro?
	Yeah, she knows, man.
	She knows what she's doing.
	Like, just wearing lingerie out, pretty much.
	She knows what she's doing.
	She's wearing a dress.
	It looks nice, man.
	I like her dress.
	Yeah, me too.
	Dressing provocatively, okay.
	I like yourselves.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	A tramp stamp.
	Oh!
	Oh, a tramp stamp.
	What is it, 2002?
	Do you have one?
	Nope, but I should.
	What about you?
	Maybe if you're together and she doesn't post you.
	Oh my god.
	It's a red flag.
	Okay.
	That's a good one.
	Everyone had such good ones.
	I don't know.
	There's many more.
	Trust me.
	One thing.
	Your brother needs help.
	Bad girl.
	I don't know.
	I guess if she's out every weekend.
	She called that one.
	I feel like everyone said that.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Help me out.
	Give me another one.
	Look into your past life.
	No, I mean, that's a good one.
	You know something we don't?
	No, I'm talking shit.
	Kind of.
	Phones on D&D all the time?
	Oh, that's a good one.
	What are you doing?
	That's a good one.
	When she's a D&D princess.
	Nah, we need a new one, man.
	Yeah, another one.
	Oh my god, you guys are making it hard for me.
	That's what she said.
	What girl?
	10 hours later.
	I don't know.
	I'm going to say one that's stupid.
	I don't really agree with it.
	She's a girl's girl.
	I feel like when she posts too much on Instagram, she's not selling anything.
	She's just trying to look hot on the gram.
	She's flexing on the gram.
	Why did you not want to say that earlier?
	Because I feel like...
	Is that you?
	No, I mean, girls post for all kinds of reasons, but sometimes girls be posting because she wants a guy's attention.
	Okay.
	But some girls just like to post because they're confident, so it's not always like that.
	That's actually a good one, so we'll give you that one.
	Interesting.
	And I think the last part says, okay, now mention one that applies to you.
	Oh.
	I'm a...
	Who said, like, where she doesn't respond?
	When you go out?
	That's me.
	No, I just don't really text back in general.
	I'm really bad at responding.
	That's a very good excuse.
	What about you?
	Most of them, I feel.
	So you dress provocatively, you have a tramp stamp.
	Oh, no, the tramp stamp, no.
	But we're in Miami, you know?
	Like, doesn't necessarily make me a hoe, but I don't respond when I go out.
	Friendly with your boyfriend's friends?
	Oh, hell no.
	I'm friends with guys.
	I feel like I could be friends with guys.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Okay, wait, wait.
	What was the question?
	Which of these apply to you?
	It could be friendlier friends, don't answer text messages, dress provocatively, tramp stamp.
	I have two.
	Okay.
	I dress provocative.
	And my phone's always on TNT. Bye!
	Great.
	What about you?
	Same.
	My phone's always on D&D. Interesting.
	Alright, what about you?
	The dressing provocatively.
	Sometimes.
	You?
	Never.
	Not right now.
	When I got events, yeah, but not right now.
	Events?
	Well, nigga should be outside.
	Goddamn.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	What if I don't have one?
	Does that make me the best?
	Stop the cat!
	I would argue the ones that have none are the worst.
	Yeah, I'm not afraid.
	Because they're hiding it.
	Well, maybe I'm a little sneaky.
	Do all of you have your phones on D&D? Yes.
	No, honestly, I don't do the D&D. Raise of hands real quick.
	Who has it on D&D? Majority, right?
	Okay, half.
	Didn't you say you have it on D&D? Oh, you dressed provocatively.
	You don't have it on D&D? No.
	This is a new phenomenon with women.
	I notice a majority of women nowadays have their phones on D&D. Why do you have it on D&D in particular?
	What's the number one reason you have it on D&D? We could start here with you.
	We're just curious.
	Yeah.
	Research purposes.
	For data purposes only.
	We actually already know why, but we want to hear you guys say it.
	I'm just trying to be less on my phone this year and more in the present moment.
	Not the cap!
	I'm not capping.
	I'm being deadass.
	I'm trying to be a better human being this year, so I've limited my screen time.
	I'm picking up hobbies.
	What about cleavage time?
	Goddamn, nigga.
	Yo, it's crazy!
	I feel like I'm pretty modest.
	Nigga, get up!
	Yo.
	I'm being pretty modest right now.
	And my button broke on the way here, so that's really not my fault.
	I wonder why.
	Yo.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Why do you have your foot on D&D? I got so many calls.
	From who, nigga?
	I just get too many calls.
	People be calling me.
	Who?
	Holes in different area codes.
	I got holes.
	Let's say this.
	If we had to put a percentage of the people that are contacting you, calling you too much, are they a majority of men or women?
	Both.
	You got to choose one.
	No, come on.
	It's both.
	By definition, majority means one party.
	I'm not kidding.
	For real, for real.
	For real, for real.
	When I say for real, for real, it's for real, for real.
	Are you bi?
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No, I just, I work a lot, so, you know, I get a lot of calls.
	What do you do for work?
	The what?
	What do you do for work?
	I do a lot of things for work.
	Alright, here we go.
	Yo, typical Miami answer.
	I'm a hustler, do a lot of things.
	Okay, but you want me to lie?
	What's the biggest one?
	I'm model A.K.A.
	I want to stay up because we're on TikTok and everybody We're not?
	Oh, you already cut it?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, right, we did Alright, well We'll get into that a little bit later Time flies Okay, what do we Oh, and then who else Oh, you have it on D&D all the time, why?
	Similar reasons Like, I feel like I'm just trying to be off my phone I do, like, social media detox Pretty often, like, I delete my socials And go on D&D Just to be off my phone, honestly No reason, like, no, like, shady reason.
	No sneaky shit.
	You know, it's interesting.
	That goes to show how addicted to their phones women are, man.
	You need time away from your phone.
	That's kind of scary, I'll lie.
	What?
	You're talking about women?
	Y'all men be pooping for three hours, like...
	That's to get away from you.
	That's not because of the phone.
	That's to get away from y'all, man.
	You have to go to the bathroom.
	You guys are off your phone, like detoxing, so you end up talking too much.
	So, anyway.
	Next one.
	Alright, what's up next?
	Let's see here.
	By the way, I already got 5,000 of you guys watching, so guys, do me a favor.
	Like the video on YouTube.
	Help with the algo.
	Breaking news.
	What the fuck?
	Does he RFK? Quick slap.
	Fresh and RFK Jr. have agreed to DBZ fuse together to form Robert Fresh Kennedy Jr. A.K. Our Fresh K. Our Fresh K. Their position is the newly titled Secretary of Health and Speech Therapy.
	One question for us said, Listen man, my conversation with RFK took longer than expected.
	We couldn't get a clear word out.
	Holy.
	You want to finish the rest?
	Granted though, he knows where we're coming from.
	Where is it hard to say the first time?
	Ask our Fresh K. America's enemies won't be able to understand us.
	Anyhow, let's rechats.
	Alright, great.
	Fuck you, nigga.
	HK! Chad, did he get confirmed?
	Let me know in the chat if he got confirmed by the Senate.
	But, okay.
	Her forehead has its own zip code.
	Damn, nigga, who are you talking about?
	Okay.
	You have anything you want to say back to them?
	They can try to say you're Somalian.
	Are you Somalian or Ethiopian?
	You know, I get that a lot.
	They ask them I'm Ethiopian.
	Yeah, they're saying it because, you know, the movie.
	What are you?
	The forehead pulls the guys.
	The forehead pulls the guys.
	She gives me a head.
	Wow.
	Go on, Chris.
	Wow.
	That was mega dumb.
	You know I get that a lot.
	A lot?
	Is my hair really that big?
	No, no, no.
	Don't mind them.
	She's thinking ahead, that's all.
	I have a lot to think about.
	I'm sure it's a lot on your mind.
	Chris, in school she had a head start.
	Alright, alright.
	I've been a Cowboys fan all my life and have never seen them make it to the Super Bowl.
	Taylor Swift fans barely started watching football and been Chiefs fans for a year and get to see our back-to-back Super Bowls.
	Life can be unfair at times.
	Anyhow, ladies, why are so many women obsessed with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's relationship?
	Do they think they're going to manifest a similar boyfriend?
	I guess we can...
	I don't know if this is the proper ethnic group to ask this question, but let's ask.
	Why is everyone...
	Bro, these girls don't listen to Taylor Swift, nigga.
	Do any of you listen to Taylor Swift?
	No.
	Oh, you do?
	Okay, name three songs.
	You Belong With Me, Fifteen, A Love Story.
	She just came from Forever 21. They played all three of them at the fucking store.
	There you go.
	Okay, so...
	The rest of you don't listen, alright?
	Okay, why is everyone obsessed with relationships since you're a Taylor Swift fan?
	Because his height.
	He's a big guy.
	Because he's tall?
	Yeah, because he's tall, bro.
	Hello.
	Hello, height matters.
	Let's be for real.
	There's plenty of tall men with girls.
	At that level, yeah.
	Okay, yeah, but girls are attracted to height and it's height.
	Okay, just ask me.
	I just told you what it was.
	I said the height.
	Okay.
	So you think it's simply his height, why everyone is intrigued?
	Well, that's one of it for me.
	Okay.
	Maybe he's famous too?
	Is that guy even that tall?
	Yo, could somebody type in his thing?
	Because he doesn't look that much taller than they're there.
	He looks tall.
	Football players aren't...
	Yeah, they're not.
	Yeah, I was going to say.
	Like, yeah.
	Can you search his height?
	Oh, 6'5".
	6'5"?
	Oh, 6'5"?
	Exactly.
	Well, they're always bumping up an inch or two for the professional sports.
	And the cleats.
	For real?
	The cleats are like...
	Okay, so that's your...
	I guess that's your type, that guy?
	That's not my type, but I like tall guys.
	And money.
	What's your type?
	Niggas with money.
	Okay, never mind.
	No, go ahead.
	A provider.
	A what?
	A provider.
	Oh, niggas with money.
	That's what I thought.
	Yeah.
	Alright, makes sense.
	It's funny how you literally just said the same thing.
	She had to word it differently.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	WFNF fucking legendary.
	Always prevail.
	Let's fucking go.
	Ladies, do you believe men should pay for sex?
	If you happen to believe so, should he still pay if he can dig until you...
	What?
	Don't worry about it.
	Don't worry about it.
	Yeah, don't worry about the second part.
	He's asking, do you think men should pay for sex?
	We'll start here.
	Yeah.
	Pay for sex?
	Yep.
	Should men?
	Should men pay for sex?
	I mean, in what situation?
	As in, hey, I want to fuck.
	Her 20 bucks.
	We'll say traditionally like with an escort.
	How about that?
	Yeah, there you go.
	I mean, yeah, why not if a woman wants to offer that?
	And a man wants to give money to that.
	I don't know.
	I don't care.
	Let him do it.
	I have nothing negative to say about it.
	Would you do it?
	I wouldn't do it.
	Stop the cap!
	Wait, you mean as in...
	Oh, you mean as in, like, take the money?
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah, you never know what it is, you know?
	I wasn't sure if you asked her, like, if you were a dude, would you pay?
	No, no.
	I meant...
	Alright, would you take a guy seriously, though, that pay for a box?
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I don't...
	No.
	No.
	I wouldn't want that in a man.
	What if he's the man of your dreams, though?
	And he tells you...
	He wouldn't be the man of my dreams if he's, like...
	Have you ever been with a rich guy?
	Do you have money?
	Honestly, no.
	No, I swear.
	I swear.
	Unfortunately, no.
	Have you ever been with a guy that makes, let's say, half a million a year, $200,000, $500,000 per year?
	No.
	I've been with some brokies.
	Okay.
	Swear.
	You go find Hialeah or something?
	I just got out of a relationship with, like, someone.
	What did he do?
	He was, like, he sold, like...
	I don't know.
	He was in sales.
	Sales could do pretty well.
	He's a six-figure earner?
	No.
	Zombie, probably.
	Was he Spanish?
	Was he black?
	He was Mexican.
	Yeah, bro.
	Tacos and shit.
	Wait, are you Mexican too?
	No.
	What are you?
	I'm Palestinian, German, and Irish.
	Stuffed a lot, bro.
	Goddamn it.
	Haram.
	Where are you?
	Haram!
	Come on, man.
	Taco eater.
	Palestinian what?
	Those other two?
	German and Irish.
	How many parents you got?
	Who's Palestinian in your family?
	So my dad is Palestinian and my mom is German and Irish.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	Well, fuck it.
	Yeah.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, bro.
	I'm lost for words at this point.
	Hey, man.
	Yeah, it is what it is.
	Well, you know what?
	Honestly, bro, not even everybody pays for a box, bro.
	Right, Amy?
	Yeah.
	Even broke niggas, they find a way, bro.
	Yeah.
	Chick clubs.
	Yeah.
	Everybody does it, bro.
	What do you think?
	We're only idiots, man.
	Yeah.
	What do you think?
	I think it's way more common than we think.
	So, of course...
	I agree.
	We would not want a man that...
	That has done that or does that.
	How do you know that?
	You kind of did mention it, but how do you know it's coming?
	Because I've seen it and I've caught...
	You walked in on your guy smashing a hooker?
	Gotcha, bitch!
	No, I kind of...
	I talked with a girl that he cheated on me with.
	He paid her?
	No, but she told me that he would pay.
	Girls.
	Oh, other girls.
	So wait, hold on.
	She won't pay her.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Your boyfriend cheated on you with some chick and then that chick told you that he was paying for pussy too?
	Yeah, sex addiction.
	Sex addiction is real.
	Wow.
	See, this is why you need to be single, bro.
	Yeah, you know, I mean, you know what, dude?
	See, I know I got a problem, bro.
	That's why I'm single.
	Fair enough, but anyhow.
	But that makes me pay, though.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	Yeah, that's insane.
	No, actually.
	That's the smart...
	We're the insane ones.
	Yeah, we are.
	I just...
	We're the idiots.
	Spending hours on dates and shit.
	I mean, we are, but we're the idiots.
	If you look at it pragmatically, it's actually way more efficient and smarter to pay for sex.
	No, yeah, you're right.
	It is.
	We're idiots.
	Because we don't do it, but like...
	I wish I could, though.
	I'll be honest with y'all, man.
	Talking to y'all is annoying.
	But anyway, what about you?
	I wish I could, man.
	It should be easy.
	Well, go ahead.
	What about you?
	So...
	Have you ever...
	Wait.
	Oh, the question is...
	Wait, wait, go back to the question, please.
	Last one.
	Do you believe that men should pay for boxing?
	Oh, yeah.
	Pay for sex?
	No.
	Why?
	Why not?
	Um...
	I don't know, because it's, like, prostitution.
	Wait, don't you do...
	It's, like, prostitution.
	Wait, don't...
	Don't you do something on the internet?
	But I don't do prostitution.
	What do you do?
	I... I do...
	Look how she's dressed!
	Okay, yeah, I like to look sexy.
	Who paid for your tits?
	La Diablo.
	Who paid for your tits?
	My ex-boyfriend.
	So he paid for your tits and then you dumped them?
	The first time I paid for them, and then the second time he paid for them.
	They look good.
	Thank you.
	And you know what?
	They feel good.
	TMI! Wait, how'd you get two tits jobs?
	Because I have two bloop jobs.
	Oh, she got, like, a handsome...
	The first one got fucked up.
	No, I just wanted bigger.
	The first one was small, and then I said, no, I want big.
	Oh, okay.
	So the first one is supposed to look natural, and she said, fuck that shit.
	I don't like the natural.
	Yeah, I don't want to be natural.
	Wait, how much did your ex-boyfriend pay for it?
	He paid for sex.
	All right, cool.
	No, he said not.
	I'm just kidding.
	All right, what about you?
	Do you think man should pay for a box?
	Well, we know what she meant, but she said, provide her.
	Provide tits.
	All right, what about you?
	Should men pay for sex, you think?
	No.
	Why not?
	Because you can get sex by being good to a woman, taking her to dinner, opening the doors for her, getting her flowers.
	Technically, though, if I'm paying for...
	Well, this is an argument.
	They say if you're paying for dinner or anything to do with the girl before you smash, you're paying for sex.
	That's what they say.
	Buy her dinner, buy her drinks.
	It's not because you have to eat, so why wouldn't you want to take a nice pretty girl on dinner to go enjoy some company with you?
	Hold on.
	If she go, bitch, if I go to Chipotle.
	No, she's not.
	Then you're going with the wrong woman.
	Like, I don't know what to tell you.
	Wait, what do you mean?
	Listen, a dinner in Miami could be upwards of 500 bucks plus.
	Niggas paying over here at the strip clubs $200, nigga, or $100.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Yeah, plus.
	Huh?
	Go ahead.
	And you might not...
	Even smashed.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's okay.
	You go to dinner, right?
	You're like, all right.
	I just spent hella bread.
	She's going to smash me.
	She's like, I work in the morning.
	Sorry.
	No, no, no.
	She's going to smash the guy afterwards.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, baby, what's up?
	I've been fat by this sucker.
	You know, I'm coming over.
	I'm tired.
	I'm full, babe.
	I'm full.
	You want to eat something?
	No, I just ate.
	Oh, for this nigga.
	It happens all the time, bro.
	It happens all the time.
	I guess, in your opinion, you say it's better because I guess you benefit.
	I mean, the guy benefits too.
	You get to sit in company with a pretty girl and enjoy dinner.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from New York City.
	No, I mean like, background?
	Oh, I'm Chinese.
	Konnichiwa.
	Oh, shit.
	You're Chinese?
	Yeah.
	I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
	Fresh, I'll give you a break today, man.
	I'm out, bro, I'm out.
	Ni hao ma.
	Fresh, I'll give you a break today, man.
	Wait, Shen Yu!
	Shen Yu!
	Shen Yu!
	Wait, is she a Shen Yu?
	Wait, how old are you?
	I'm 27. She's right there!
	Was 27 kind of Shen Yu?
	I think it's 25 plus.
	Yeah, 25 plus, no?
	What part of China?
	Shen Yu means, right?
	Fuzhou.
	Fuzhou.
	Fuzhou, it's like south of Beijing.
	Oh, she was answering my question.
	Do you know what Shen Yu means?
	Shen Yu!
	Is that like the dance, right?
	No, leftover cake.
	Leftover cake.
	That nobody wants to eat?
	No, it's called leftover woman.
	You're thinking of Japan.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	But Shen Yu.
	You never heard of it?
	We're not married by 25. No.
	Oh, she ain't really Chinese.
	Oh, yeah.
	She's American.
	Nice.
	You don't ruin one.
	Yeah.
	Are your parents like from actual mainland China or no?
	Yeah, they're immigrants.
	I speak Mandarin fluently.
	Happy New Year.
	How do you not know Shinya?
	I don't know.
	What's with the boob jobs and Asians, man?
	It's just a deja vu, nigga.
	What the fuck?
	And Happy New Year.
	Happy New Year.
	Oh yeah, it is Asian New Year, right?
	Chinese New Year.
	The dragon is here.
	Snake, snake, snake.
	Am I in birth control?
	Sorry, I gotta ask the question.
	What the fuck?
	Damn, first, sorry.
	What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
	Let's move on.
	He went through a problem with the Chinese girl.
	I went to China, and I came back as fast as possible.
	It was terrible.
	I mean, have you been to Dubai?
	Never.
	What?
	27?
	27, right?
	Yeah.
	Perfect English?
	I think I'm black, bro.
	Anyhow, let's move on.
	Hey, man.
	We gotta redeem them.
	That was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, bro.
	You have a Chinese passport, too?
	No!
	American passport.
	Don't worry.
	I don't need citizenship.
	I'm good.
	It's visa-free.
	She'll love you a long time.
	No, no, no.
	She needs a visa, bro.
	Yo, chat.
	Let me know, bro.
	You need a visa.
	It's recent.
	You do need a visa to go to China.
	You do Chinese ain't third world pussy like that.
	Oh Depending on where it is.
	No, you 100% need a visa, bro.
	For China.
	Nigga, you know that we're like enemies, right?
	Yes.
	We do traded shit.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, spies.
	Yeah.
	We'll get more into that later.
	What about you?
	Should dudes pay for sex?
	Yeah, let us know.
	And they shouldn't, but I mean, if they do, it is what it is.
	Do it on me.
	Wait, what, Chris?
	Chris, what are you trying to say?
	I mean, if they would pay for sex, she would want the money.
	Wouldn't you want the money?
	Wouldn't you want the money?
	I mean, if I'm having sex with someone and then they're just like, here you go, I'm like, okay.
	What the fuck?
	I'm not going to give it back to you.
	I'm not going to give it back to you.
	I'm not going to be like, nah.
	It's so common now with it.
	Bro, you know what's funny?
	Let's see you go to a club in Miami, right?
	Well, obviously, there's girls chilling there.
	There's niggas that got bread.
	Yo, what you doing after this?
	Oh, no plans.
	Pull up to the hotel.
	Are you paying me?
	Yeah, what you want, bitch?
	All right, cool, let's go.
	Niggas, it's like that.
	It's crazy, bro.
	It's normal nowadays.
	So, yeah.
	Oh, My tire popped in the morning.
	And you know the thing is, it's a thing in every major city.
	It's a thing in every major city.
	This was Miami, no nigga.
	New York City happens.
	San Francisco.
	Any place where, you know what I've noticed?
	Anywhere where the cost of living is high.
	You know what's funny?
	It happens.
	So I was with some people in D.C. I mean, you're from New York City.
	Happens.
	And they mention a website.
	And I'm like, wait, what'd you say?
	Nigga said Eros.
	I'm like, nigga, I'm going home, bro.
	You know Eros?
	Oh, you know what?
	Kevin Samuels is talking about that.
	Yeah.
	That's wild, bro.
	It's a legit, yeah.
	It's a legit escort site.
	Yeah, scary.
	All right.
	Oh, yeah.
	Go ahead.
	Questioning is Paperbox?
	I mean, if you want to be honest, everybody does in a different form of way.
	I get what you're saying.
	All right.
	All right.
	What do you got up next?
	Demetrius?
	Demetrius Raff says, ladies, do you think men and women can be friends if yes?
	And you have a guy friend, y'all know what to do with WFNF. Alright, can men and women be friends?
	Let's go easy, raise your hands.
	Raise your hands if yes.
	If men and women can actually be friends.
	In your opinion.
	Okay.
	Okay, all of y'all except for China.
	Fantastic.
	Wait, wait, I'm thinking about it.
	Not too late.
	No.
	That's fine, you think so?
	Yes?
	Um, I think so, yeah.
	Sure, fantastic, even better.
	Okay, ladies, I want you all to think of a guy in the friend zone right now.
	We're going to have you call him.
	Yeah.
	Alright?
	And you're going to tell him how do you want to do this?
	How do you really feel?
	Is it going to be, I'm horny?
	What are you doing?
	Or is it going to be, hey, why do we never do anything?
	Why do we never do anything?
	Alright, awesome.
	All of you have a guy in mind?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	Are you going to scare him?
	No.
	Yeah, what's wrong?
	I thought he was a friend.
	Friends are friends, right?
	Yeah, like, no sex.
	We're really gonna call people right now?
	Yeah, nigga!
	We live!
	Yeah, we live!
	Let's go!
	Alright, let's get the girls home since all of the...
	What the fuck, nigga?
	What was that?
	Yo, let me find out that China works for the triad.
	Goddamn, nigga's got the mugshot.
	It was wrong place, wrong time.
	Wrong place, wrong time.
	Why is it always the Asian girls doing crazy shit, bro?
	It's literally wrong place, wrong time.
	Wrong place, wrong time.
	The Asian accent came out.
	You got that?
	You got that?
	Yeah, the American accent went out immediately.
	Wrong place, wrong time.
	Wrong place, wrong time.
	Emotional damage.
	She went into a laundromat.
	You didn't pay!
	Burn!
	You want food?
	You want food?
	Come now!
	We pay.
	You're supposed to pay for protection.
	Burn!
	It's part of organized crime, man.
	New York City, nigga.
	Yo, why the hell is a Chinese woman from New York in Miami?
	I knew someone was off.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	Hey, man.
	Yeah.
	Who you work for?
	Who you work for?
	We're on to you.
	No, that's a no.
	They would never you ain't Spanish.
	You Chinese try out or some shit, man.
	She was fucking niggas up at the lunch.
	That's right.
	They weren't giving me my money.
	Why'd you go to jail?
	Me for real.
	Niggas got your mugshot.
	What'd you do, bro?
	Listen, I was driving from New York City to Miami.
	And as I'm approaching Georgia, like I'm about to hit Jacksonville and like I passed by Georgia.
	This police officer profiled my vehicle because I had Cali plates.
	Because I lived there for a year.
	And basically, he pulled me over with no reason to pull me over.
	And he basically smelled marijuana.
	And he locked me up for three days.
	But honestly, he...
	My nigga.
	Why do you think her eyes are so big right now?
	She spoke before the show, nigga.
	My nigga.
	She went from widescreen to widescreen.
	Okay.
	What the fuck, man?
	It was just wrong place, wrong time, and yeah.
	Wrong place, wrong time.
	Wrong, wrong place, wrong time.
	We're glad that you're free now.
	Nigga, I think she lied.
	She was moving the weed, though.
	Yo, let me see the mugshot.
	Yeah, yo.
	Oh my god.
	Crazy.
	Damn, that's crazy.
	Yo, you gonna take us back then or no?
	You gonna take us back then or no?
	I'm sorry?
	Hey, yo!
	One eye's open, though.
	You could tell the high was getting off.
	One eye's wide open and the other one kind of leaning a bit.
	Where are we?
	Are we in China right now?
	Sorry.
	Yo, what the hell?
	We can move on, though.
	This is great, man.
	We got a Chinese girl that went to jail on the panel, bro.
	I don't know.
	How long ago was that?
	It was last year in December.
	Don't worry, we all went to jail here at some point.
	All of us, right?
	Maybe not.
	You've been to jail.
	Not yet.
	You haven't resisted yet?
	Alright, fair enough.
	Where we at here?
	This one's comedy, bro.
	Punisher says, let's have some fun here, ladies.
	Wait, wait, we gotta get their phones.
	Okay, who's gonna call their guy?
	Y'all ready?
	You all got someone in mind?
	Perfect.
	I know she does.
	Okay.
	Let's start with the Palestinians.
	Let's mention that, okay, you're a little bit tipsy.
	Your feelings, you feel like, why have we never worked out?
	Wait, do you drink alcohol or no?
	You don't drink?
	No, she does.
	Sometimes.
	I don't know.
	I don't really have any.
	Haram!
	Nah, you're capping.
	You said...
	Her smile was telling it all.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, you gotta call him, right?
	And I want you to say, hey, why don't we ever become anything?
	Yeah.
	Say, hey, what are you doing?
	Wait, hold on.
	I was thinking...
	Girls don't laugh.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Everyone's got a mute.
	Yeah, no one said anything.
	Just put the phone up to the mic so everyone can hear.
	Speak your phone, by the way.
	Wait, I don't want to do this.
	Wait, are you scared?
	I thought you guys were friends.
	I thought you were friends.
	No, I don't have anyone.
	Nah, you capping.
	You just showed her somebody.
	I don't have any guy friends.
	I mean, I have guys who want to be more than friends.
	But I haven't friend-zoned anyone because I really only hang with girls.
	So then, the question was...
	So wait, if you don't want to fuck them, then by definition, they're friend-zoned.
	Um...
	I guess.
	I don't know.
	Take the phone away, man.
	It's fine.
	Alright, take her phone.
	Alright.
	What about...
	Who wants to try?
	Okay, well, what's the question?
	Alright, just gonna tell him, hey, look, why did we never become anything?
	Since you think he's your friend.
	Okay.
	Alright, let's see what happens.
	Okay.
	Alright, put on speaker.
	I want you to mention before, though.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Bro, I want all you guys to call your friend zone guys.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We'll go to you next.
	Let's preface it and say, listen, I'm a little bit tipsy.
	What you doing?
	Where you at?
	Listen, I was thinking about this today, and I don't know why, but like...
	What have we ever worked out?
	Hey, I'm a little tipsy right now, and I'm on a podcast.
	I mean, oh!
	Hey, hello, can you hear me?
	Okay, I see that I'm a little tipsy right now, and I wanted to know why it never worked out between you and I as more than friends.
	I'm gay.
	laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter Of course!
	laughter laughter He's acting?
	He's acting?
	Is he really gay?
	Yes, he's my best friend.
	That don't count.
	The guy was your friend, and he's my friend.
	Alright.
	Obviously.
	You did say friend.
	You said friend.
	My bad.
	I didn't realize.
	I thought you guys had common sense.
	I'm sorry.
	Let me explain the rules.
	You two went after.
	Yeah.
	I guess they fucked it up for you.
	Now we gotta make it all retard-proof.
	Okay, give her the rules.
	He's gotta be a heterosexual male.
	A straight male.
	That you're friends with.
	That actually, you think doesn't want you, but wants you.
	And don't give up.
	Like, he's gonna say, stop the cab.
	Keep on going.
	Nigga, they can't hear you.
	You wanna use the mic?
	But listen, I know you have somebody.
	I really don't have anybody.
	What about your dealer?
	I don't have a dealer.
	What dealer?
	How do you smoke weed, nigga?
	Oh.
	See?
	She'll be getting a free supply.
	My dealer's actually a girl.
	I'm so serious.
	Who's her boss?
	What?
	Who's her boss?
	I don't know.
	Organized crime, bro.
	Okay.
	I know you got somebody.
	FBI, open up!
	A random Chinese girl here from New York.
	By herself?
	Yeah.
	My sister lives out here.
	My sister lives out here.
	That what?
	My sister lives out here.
	That's why I came to Miami.
	It's not random.
	That speaks perfect English, but also her family's from China, mainland.
	Nothing wrong here.
	Yeah.
	Nothing wrong here.
	She's here to run the criminal side of the business.
	They have laundromats here in Miami.
	If you pay attention, all the laundromats here are owned by Asians.
	That doesn't make sense.
	What?
	Yeah, bro.
	Conspiracy.
	Oh.
	There's no Asians unless you look at the laundromat.
	It doesn't make sense.
	And I'll tell you this, they don't make no money.
	Cover up.
	2025, nigga.
	We're on to you.
	We'll go under the laundromat to wash their clothes.
	All right, bring your phone, please.
	The lady right here.
	She needs her phone.
	Yes.
	Yo, I kid you not, though, bro, I got deja vu.
	Asian, Chinese.
	I'm trying to bring it back.
	Nah, nigga, I'm good.
	What?
	No, no, no.
	Nigga, I should cook, nigga.
	No, no, no, man.
	You...
	No, I'm cooked, bro.
	Chopstick.
	He's a good guy.
	Nah, I'm a terrible guy.
	He's a good Asian girl, too.
	Nah, I'm terrible.
	What's your zodiac sign?
	You can fix his...
	Huh?
	What's your zodiac sign?
	You really want to know?
	Yeah.
	Really, bro?
	He just said, bro.
	Libra.
	Wait, how'd you know Libra?
	You just, you give me that vibe.
	All right, nigga, I'm in love now.
	Wait, are you actually a Libra?
	Yeah, October 2nd.
	Oh, my God, I love Libras.
	I'm your, like, best friend, Aries.
	Oh, shit!
	Nah, nigga, we don't love your friends.
	Fresh, you can follow up.
	The sushi spot we go to right after the show, you're welcome to come.
	Nah, nah, nah.
	I got gym in the morning.
	Nah, nah, fuck out of here.
	Fresh, you're going to test again anyway.
	She got her the fourth time this week.
	Y'all can message each other on Shaohong Shui.
	You don't understand.
	This is fantastic.
	What about Mo?
	We got a Chinese girl on the panel.
	How do you know about Shaohong Shui?
	Back to back.
	It's the third time.
	Okay.
	The one that was next to me that was kind of crazy.
	But no, this girl was trying to...
	Said she had my baby.
	Weird shit.
	The baby.
	The baby.
	It was creepy shit, man.
	I love the baby.
	Yeah, it was wild shit, man.
	Hey, yeah, yeah.
	She lied about him getting her pregnant.
	Yeah.
	And she had a very strong Chinese accent.
	It was hilarious.
	Yeah.
	So.
	What the hell don't love me?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Come on.
	What the hell?
	Shit did me wrong.
	It did me wrong.
	It did me wrong.
	It went viral all over the internet, man.
	Yeah.
	What the hell?
	What do you want to do with the baby?
	Okay.
	You're not on the hook.
	Yeah.
	Call that nigga.
	Remember.
	I'm a little bit tipsy.
	What you doing?
	I'll be honest.
	Don't say you're on a podcast, please.
	Please don't call your gay friend.
	Stupid!
	Okay, speaker.
	You got this.
	We believe in you.
	Not that much, but yeah.
	I believe in her more than her.
	Alright, move it up to the mic.
	mic right up to the mic.
	Your call has been one more time.
	Well, you know what it is?
	She posted on the story, too.
	It's fine.
	Oh, so yeah, he probably is like, nah.
	One more time.
	Watch him not answer.
	Yo.
	What you doing?
	That's a crib.
	So, like, I'm kind of a little bit drunky.
	And, like, I just want to know how come, like, you and me, like, we never do nothing.
	Like, why we just best friends?
	Like, why we never been nothing else?
	What you mean?
	Like, why we never done nothing?
	As in?
	As in stuff together, boy?
	Because you're always busy.
	What you mean?
	Because you're always busy.
	Oh, I'm always busy.
	That's crazy.
	You are.
	Okay, but I'm not saying, like, hanging out, Lu.
	As in?
	I'm saying, like, how you used to do with Huawei.
	Oh, like fuck?
	Mm.
	Oh, because you never give a nigga a chance?
	give that a good chance alright don't tell me I'm all your little podcast right now yeah Bro, I love you, bye.
	Hey, man.
	Come on, man.
	You better give him a BJ at last time.
	He ain't getting nothing from me.
	Yo, nigga said you give me no time.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, is that a black dude?
	Nah, he's probably Spanish.
	He's Spanish.
	Where are you from?
	Yeah, Brian.
	Tots and everything.
	Which part?
	Fresh little intros, man.
	Wait, hold on.
	Which part?
	Hialeah?
	Hialeah?
	No.
	Kendall?
	No.
	Homestead?
	Almost.
	Nigga, let's do intros, bro.
	Little Havana?
	No, almost Homestead.
	She said homo.
	Almost.
	Nigga, where else is there?
	Kendall?
	There's, um...
	What the fuck?
	Probably Cutler Bay or some shit like that on the way.
	It's like by kind of a little bit like Parian type.
	She's a minor.
	Wait, a minor as in mining...
	Yeah, okay.
	All my friends are gay.
	You said male...
	Oh, yeah, you guys.
	No, I'm not.
	Does this prove that all your male friends want to have sex with you now?
	Pretty much.
	Well, she kind of knew that.
	What about you?
	You knew that too?
	So is that why you don't want to call them?
	That's what you don't want to call.
	I mean, it's...
	No, I don't have anyone to call.
	You lie.
	Yo, you don't know you're lying?
	You laugh the moment we said to call your friend.
	You're like, oh, shit.
	Tommy?
	Call Tommy?
	I have nobody.
	She knows, too.
	She's looking down and shit.
	She knows, too.
	She's like, girl, play dumb girl.
	And you got a friend, too.
	Why don't you want to call your guy?
	Yeah.
	I feel like they're mostly coworkers.
	Oh, okay.
	Respect.
	So, yeah, coworkers.
	Yeah, I'm the same.
	I mean, they want to fuck you, though, you know what I'm saying?
	Let's go into the break room and fuck.
	Let's introduce the girls.
	We got an interesting bunch here.
	So ladies, welcome to the show officially.
	My name is Fresh.
	This is Myron Gaines.
	Today we need to get your information for our data sets here.
	So we need your name, age, we do for a living.
	So name, age, we do for a living.
	Dating status.
	And if you want to, of course, we'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Name, age, we do for a living.
	Hey, y'all!
	What?
	Racist, man.
	How dare you, Chris?
	I'm black, too.
	She's a queen, nigga.
	Shut up.
	So, um, my name.
	Okay, I'm Jem, aka Storm.
	You know, it's quiet before the storm.
	Your mom named me Jem?
	Storm?
	Yeah, you were my governor.
	Yeah, nigga.
	Oh, my God.
	It's fine.
	Jem is fine.
	How old are you?
	Yeah, I'm 30. Where are you from?
	Damn!
	Broward County.
	Why are you laughing?
	What part of Broward?
	Stop it!
	Fort Lauderdale, or?
	I'm actually from the hood, so yeah.
	Which part of the hood?
	Hey, y'all!
	Yeah, how you know?
	Wow.
	It's giving.
	Okay.
	It's giving Pompano.
	Pompano, it's getting better, bro.
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, man.
	They're upgrading the trenches.
	You have great charisma, by the way.
	Oh, thank you.
	It's amazing, yeah.
	I worked in Pompano for a while.
	I was like, the upgrade is not that great yet.
	You gotta be like...
	Really tough, you know?
	It's getting better, man.
	Are you tough?
	Storm, quiet before the storm.
	You beating niggas up?
	Yep.
	I will, if I have to.
	It's giving hood.
	Alright, what do you do for?
	I'm a hairstylist slash entrepreneur.
	Okay.
	You own the thing or what?
	Of course.
	I don't work for anybody else.
	Okay, that's awesome, by the way.
	Wait, wait.
	Do you have like a salon?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Do me a favor.
	Could you spell entrepreneur?
	E-N-U-P Entrepreneur Alright Relationship status Alright Um.
	EU. Just...
	I'm...
	Free will.
	Free will?
	Yeah.
	That's a new one.
	So you're single?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, I'm not married.
	Hold on.
	Anybody want to marry me?
	Chris?
	Wait, what?
	Marry her?
	Chris will take you.
	Chris?
	He's single, by the way.
	Yeah, he's single.
	I mean, for like three days.
	And he's black.
	I don't have a type.
	Wait, Chris, you said you're single for three days?
	No, if she wants to take...
	You know, we'll be together for three days and I'll get rid of her.
	Get rid of her?
	I mean, you know.
	What's wrong with you?
	What is she at?
	What do you mean?
	Three days to get rid of her.
	Chris, you don't want girls from Pompin' don't believe me.
	Hey, man, I mean, they get the best head, bro.
	You know what they say?
	No, I don't know about that, but.
	I mean, you want to show me?
	It's like.
	What?
	What the fuck is wrong with this?
	I mean, I'll wait.
	Chris, you want a head start, nigga?
	Chris, you want a head start?
	Chris, you options?
	Chris, the head of the game.
	Diamonds in the rough, you know?
	Diamonds in the rough?
	I mean, show me, man.
	No, y'all just rough.
	No, y'all just rough.
	You got to show me what's different, bro.
	Yo.
	Hey, man.
	Do I look rough?
	No.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm definitely giving like California.
	She seems cool.
	fuck y'all niggas man I got property in Pompano Beach man stop talking shit y'all for my groom come get you guys Pompano's Pompano's a great neighborhood you know that Pompano's actually a great city Pompano's a fantastic city Yes.
	It's a great city.
	The white part is good.
	Actually, they got one of the best Mexican food restaurants there.
	How do you know?
	It's like a shitty little taco spot.
	You been there?
	I mean, he has property over there.
	Well, no, that's not the reason.
	Well, there's an ice facility there.
	Oh.
	Ah.
	Oh.
	What?
	Don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	Okay.
	Your favorite question.
	Oh, yeah.
	Birth control?
	Well, I mean, when?
	Right now, nigga.
	What?
	Wait, what is it, nigga?
	It's giving no birth control right now, nigga?
	Like, what's going on here?
	Yeah, you know, sometimes you get it, you don't.
	You know, I'm very good.
	She missed a couple days.
	She's like, uh, today!
	Tomorrow!
	No, I don't take the pills.
	I'm not a pill proper.
	You got kids?
	Yeah.
	You got kids, huh?
	Yeah, I have ten kids.
	No, you don't.
	Ten?
	Yeah.
	Nah, she's capping, bro.
	She from pumping.
	I believe her.
	She got like 20. Definitely giving baby mama.
	Okay, well, not ten though.
	What do I want to say?
	Can't say it until we get to rumble.
	What you about to say?
	No, nothing.
	Ethnic background?
	I'm Jamaican.
	Gangsta fucker!
	You don't know?
	Like two kids?
	Oh my god, why?
	I mean, a lot.
	More than one.
	I'm actually a proponent of women should have as many kids as possible.
	Yeah, me too.
	Yeah, I agree.
	So how many?
	I said ten.
	Seriously.
	Ten niggas nuts out of you?
	What the fuck?
	It was one nigga ten times.
	I mean, having you nut in more than ten girls?
	Nigga, fuck you!
	Fresh is a man of God.
	Listen, we're gonna fight after this, man 10 kids We're gonna fight after this, man 10 kids He looks like he doesn't fall out I got zero, though You got 10, nigga What the fuck?
	I'm Jamaican That's why I have 10 Nah, nigga, you just You know what they say about the current It would've been worse when that chick go.
	Yeah, it would've been cooked.
	South Korea bombing.
	Black and Chinese, I think they're like the cutest babies.
	Yeah, but he's like really black.
	I'm terribly black.
	Trust me, they be like blacker than you.
	And she was really oriental.
	Yeah, their baby would have been like my color.
	I don't think you understand.
	This was a chopstick bitch.
	She was like, from there, Chinese citizenship.
	Why you talk like this?
	The champion was going to die.
	Like that, bro.
	It's like old Chinese.
	I'm serious, man.
	It's like some part-time shit, man.
	Baby would have been in New York and knew how to...
	What is it?
	How much baby daddies do you have?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a good one.
	Five baby daddies?
	Ten.
	Why y'all gotta say it's cap?
	What if this is my real life?
	What if?
	You should say it is my real life.
	Because then you wouldn't be a hairstylist.
	Thank you.
	Let's get off the...
	That's hella money, man.
	Why do I want to count my baby daddy?
	Y'all trying to give me some more baby daddy?
	You got a baggie.
	Oh yeah, Chris.
	Chris dabbles in the brown.
	Yo, Jeff and John is fucked, man.
	I won't lie to you, man.
	Chris is a...
	He is a...
	A man of God.
	He dabbles in the dark.
	Yeah.
	Chris, you gotta take care of him.
	He's a Knight Rider.
	David Hasselhoff.
	Yeah, but Maren, 10 wombs in, though?
	10 babies in, bro?
	She got a Wu-Tang Clan in the house, bro.
	She took a fucking moon tunnel, bro.
	I took a 36 chance.
	Cash rules everything around me.
	I took a moon tunnel, man.
	You said it at me.
	But all jokes aside, Chris, you don't got no 10, bro.
	Yeah, she's kidding, man.
	Nah, man.
	She's fine.
	I don't have none.
	Thank you for coming.
	Oh, you got none?
	Oh, none?
	I mean, you always have to keep it mysterious, you know?
	She got one.
	Alright, let's move on.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Jessie.
	And I work at Playthings.
	How old are you?
	She belongs to the streets.
	I'm 27. Playthings?
	Playthings.
	What's that?
	It's an adult store.
	I know you.
	I know you.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Okay, I have to ask this question.
	The owner of the store, where do they hail from?
	Oh, God.
	Colombia.
	There you go!
	Colombia!
	Let's go.
	No, I mean like the actual owner of the store, not the nigga that just shows up and says, Hey!
	Like the guy that actually owns it.
	No, no, no.
	She's Colombian.
	Let's go.
	Is it she too?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Does she celebrate Hanukkah?
	Oh my God.
	No.
	Good job.
	We're comedians.
	Alright, where are you from originally?
	Here.
	Okay, we'll put Miami.
	Even though it's like unincorporated Miami-Dade.
	Yeah, we'll put Miami.
	South of Miami.
	Alright, so you sell dildos, bro?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Do you use it yourself?
	Not the ones at the store.
	What the hell?
	Oh, shit.
	My bad is inferior.
	She's a bougie dildo user.
	Yeah.
	She gets only the top-end shit.
	What about the real thing, man?
	Oh, you know what?
	She knows who has the best ones, man.
	She wants some kosher.
	Oh, my God.
	Don't mind him.
	Don't mind him.
	We're comedians.
	We're comedians, yeah.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Oh, I didn't ask you that.
	High school, too?
	No.
	Actually, I went to college.
	Okay.
	Where'd you go to school?
	The Rye.
	No, I did like Palm Beach State.
	You got your bachelor's degree?
	Kaiser.
	I'm giving Kaiser never.
	Associates in hairstyling or what?
	No, it was really more so like psychology slash business.
	Give me a black break because I'm black.
	Thank you.
	Nigga shit, man.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	And then relationship status for you?
	Single.
	Still?
	Why do you say still is a...
	Nigga, I'm not sure people are going there for dildos and all that sex stuff.
	You'd be like, oh, you single?
	Let's go out.
	No?
	I mean, it happens.
	I just don't go.
	Alright, alright, alright, I gotta ask this.
	The men that go to this business establishment, what kind of individuals do they look like?
	White, black, Asian?
	Everybody.
	Really?
	Everybody.
	I mean, like the majority.
	Okay, I understand that.
	Single, married, young, old.
	But are they attractive men or are they strange individuals?
	Everybody.
	All of them.
	Really?
	All of them.
	You know, I'm thinking like a dude comes in with a trench coat and shit with a brown paper bag.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Looking like expensive gadgets.
	Exactly.
	Because that's what it used to be.
	I've been to one store, bro.
	And what I saw in there changed my life forever.
	What?
	I saw some things I shouldn't have seen as a man.
	What'd you see?
	No, bro.
	That shit was gay.
	That was very gay.
	Anyway, let's continue.
	Is it like...
	You know what?
	Never mind.
	Are your parents together?
	Yeah.
	Are your parents together, by the way?
	No.
	Of course not, man.
	My dad, he was like a pimp.
	So, not like, you know, he had like multiple, like four women that pregnant at the same time.
	Shout out to your dad, bro.
	Real nigga, man.
	Give me my money, bitch.
	Motherfucker.
	Fuck this dick, nigga.
	Wait, what?
	Yo, pause, nigga.
	Yo, still over there.
	Yo, pause, man.
	Thank you.
	What about you?
	What is your name?
	Hi, I'm Janet, and I'm 27. Wait, wait, wait!
	What's your actual name?
	What's your real name, man?
	You ain't gonna pull us this time.
	My government name is Janet, but I do have a Chinese name.
	That's what we have.
	Yeah, give us a real nigga name.
	It's Amei.
	Wait, what?
	Amei.
	Amei what?
	Amei?
	Amei.
	I may serve you.
	So, uh, that's not bad.
	What was the other one?
	Jai Ting or some shit like that?
	Uh, Jing Idiot!
	No, that wasn't it.
	Yeah.
	What was the last one's real name?
	Yeah, Jin Chen.
	Jin Chen, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Have you ever heard that before?
	Jin Chen?
	No.
	I mean, she's Americanized.
	Well, she's a box.
	I'm very Americanized.
	Real box.
	No, but she speaks full of Mandarin, apparently.
	Oh, shit.
	That means he was hot dog.
	What did he say?
	What did he say?
	I don't know.
	He said what?
	What?
	- - He said, "Are you a Chinese person?" I said yes.
	I'm calling it for you.
	It's Janet?
	Yes.
	Your Chinese name is what again?
	Amei.
	I wrote that down for you.
	I got you.
	How old?
	27. Almost.
	Yeah, almost.
	You said you're from New York?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How long have you been in Miami?
	A year.
	Oh.
	Nah.
	Corrupt yet?
	Do you party?
	No.
	My weekends are spent doing skin care, hair care, rollerblading.
	For all the stereotypes.
	Do you do nails too?
	Pilates.
	I don't do nails, but I'm a very wholesome person.
	I lived in Vegas for two years.
	I got all the partying out of my system.
	Okay.
	What are you looking at me, nigga?
	What are you looking at me for?
	That's a good turnover, you know?
	From Vegas to here, more chill, more relaxed.
	Proud of you.
	You know what?
	I won't fuck it up.
	You could even probably say fuck it up.
	I won't fuck it up.
	I won't fuck it up, man.
	I won't fuck it up, man.
	You said for work you do what?
	You do like hair, nails?
	No, so I used to work as a cocktail waitress, but recently I'm becoming like an influencer, trying to get into like the online money world.
	Okay, but what do you do right now?
	Right now, nothing.
	Okay, fresh!
	Wait, how do you eat?
	How do I eat?
	I have savings.
	Duh.
	I invest my money.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Move on!
	You put the other one there.
	I'm still figuring it out, too, but...
	That's funny.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	I use a fork, man, every time.
	Yeah, me too, bro.
	Fuck that shit, bro.
	That shit's confusing, bro.
	Alright, so I'll put fun employed.
	Alright.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	High school.
	Alright.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Parents together?
	No.
	Really?
	We're your parents.
	My dad's in China.
	My mom's still in New York.
	Okay.
	What's with China and New York?
	This link is scarily like...
	Chinatown, man.
	Well, Chinese people just migrate where other Chinese people migrate.
	So they're all in New York.
	Ah, in San Francisco.
	San Francisco.
	And also, all the smugglers, this is the main destination.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	Makes sense.
	Anyway, your parents are not together.
	This is interesting.
	Different.
	That's new.
	Why not?
	Wong timing.
	Something Wong.
	Normally they stick together.
	The nuclear family is huge in the Chinese culture.
	Does he work in China?
	He has a business in China, yeah.
	And then he would send money here?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shoes?
	Wait.
	Hey, man.
	What?
	I'm asking.
	What does he do in China?
	He has like a photography studio.
	Yeah, you fucking racist asshole.
	I mean, it's probably...
	I think it said shoes.
	Wait, I do have an aunt in China that sells shoes.
	That's so funny.
	All right, thank you, man.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Thank you.
	I was close.
	I have a question.
	The chap has spoken.
	They want to know King68 the Great.
	I met him on Friday.
	Random interaction.
	I didn't know he was recording, but basically I was just...
	He was a cute guy, cute guy, and I just was like, he's the love of my life, and I was just joking, but people on the internet were like, going crazy about it.
	Who was that?
	You know the guy that walks around?
	He's from New York too.
	Tall guy, that girl goes like, oh my god, it's king.
	I don't know.
	Remember the guy we did a video to?
	One time?
	He's cool.
	He does those walk-by videos where you look at him like crazy.
	He's tall.
	He's like 6'8".
	Yeah, really tall guy.
	No, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Alright, wait a minute.
	Did you smash it all?
	No.
	But would you let him hit?
	No.
	Why not?
	Stop the cow!
	Because I'm...
	Practicing celibacy right now in my life.
	I really am.
	Honestly, I don't want any energy.
	Pass me the Chinese hat, nigga.
	She lies.
	Give me this.
	This is this time, bro.
	This is a Chinese cap.
	Let me wear it.
	We're down, bro, so I gotta put on the hat.
	We're down.
	I'm bringing the hats back, though.
	Hey, listen, man.
	You're a body count.
	My body count?
	You're not gonna believe me if I tell you.
	No, I won't believe you.
	Like, seven?
	No, man.
	Not this year.
	Not this week.
	I mean, like...
	Bro, I'm serious.
	I only sleep with people that, like, I'm in relationships with.
	I don't do one-night stands.
	Are you fresh?
	Okay, fresh?
	No, bro.
	Bro, bro.
	Nigga, don't get back picky now.
	That's less than that, bitch.
	That's less than Jin Chen.
	Nigga, she might be lying.
	I'm in long-term relationships and I'm an Aries.
	I don't lie.
	I'm like the most honest person you want.
	She's an Aries.
	I'm a super.
	I'm a super.
	She's an Aries.
	Something not wrong.
	You've been doing that.
	She's got a hard system.
	She's an Aries.
	Yeah, she's an Aries.
	No dumplings in sight for her.
	She's fiery, guys.
	Okay.
	Birth control?
	No.
	We're having sex, so I don't need it.
	Blowjobs?
	If you're my man, yes.
	Okay.
	I'll be your man for tonight.
	And Chinese, okay.
	Wait, and then the last thing I was going to say was, okay, your dad has a business.
	What does your mom do?
	My mom used to be a waitress at this really famous dim sum restaurant.
	It's called Golden Unicorn in Broadway.
	It's in Chinatown.
	No, actually, now she sells life insurance.
	And she's still in New York City?
	Yeah.
	She has a house in Brooklyn.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	Shout out to your mom.
	So she must have had it for a while.
	Yeah.
	She has a house in Brooklyn.
	Yeah.
	When'd she buy it?
	Like 28 years ago.
	Holy shit.
	Damn.
	What'd she buy it for back then?
	Cheap.
	Like cheap, yeah.
	Like probably 200K. It's worth like 1.8 million.
	God fucking damn, bro.
	Damn.
	New York City, man, have you bought it at the right time?
	And it's a small house, too.
	It's insane.
	Yeah, it's nothing.
	I'm like, why would anyone pay 1.8 for this?
	Why?
	It's insanely small.
	Like a really small house in even Queens.
	And they're like attached to other houses.
	So if one house burns down, everything burns down.
	That's kind of scary, though.
	Yeah.
	All your life savings from fire.
	California.
	Yeah, but New York, you'll get that insurance.
	It's prime real estate, right?
	True.
	Okay.
	Brooklyn, okay.
	Wait, what's your ethnic background?
	Cuban?
	My mom is Cuban and German and my dad is Puerto Rican and Nicaraguan.
	How many parents do you got?
	You have kids?
	I knew it.
	So you have Puerto Rican niggas?
	You got kids?
	What the fuck, man?
	How many kids do you got?
	One or two?
	One.
	Do you want one more?
	Sometimes.
	Chris is available, actually.
	He's been providing babies to love kids.
	I have not taken care of any kids, man.
	That's all I gotta say, bro.
	You were just going after the Wu-Tang Clan.
	Yeah, bro.
	What?
	The Wu-Tang Clan.
	The one with the same kids.
	Nah, man.
	Man, she's gone, bro.
	Alright.
	Alright, Chris.
	Alright, China's done.
	Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	Jazzy.
	Alright, Jazzy.
	How old are you?
	26. Where are you from?
	Damn!
	Miami.
	Miami, y'all.
	I didn't know that at all.
	You look familiar, actually.
	Oh.
	She belongs to the streets.
	That's where?
	I believe him.
	Alright, what do you do for work?
	I model.
	Alright, does that mean OnlyFans?
	No, I actually do, like, own ways.
	Like, I model brands.
	I'm, like, a big model for playthings.
	Okay.
	Wait, you model sex toys?
	No, I model clothing.
	Oh, because they have clothes there.
	Oh, like lingerie and shit?
	Yeah, lingerie.
	Yeah, like lingerie.
	I do a lot of runways.
	What is your main source of income?
	Modeling, then?
	Modeling, yeah.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Yeah.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	I don't have sex.
	Where's the sombrero?
	Wait, you ever did a video before?
	No, never.
	Ever.
	That was fast.
	Never.
	A video like what?
	Like porn video.
	Do you know Selena Powell?
	Yeah, I do.
	I think from somewhere.
	Did I say I look like her, but I... Nah, nah, nigga.
	I think from somewhere else.
	Try to put it together.
	She knows Selena Powell.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, because I've seen Selena Powell.
	If a crush is stinking, she's hiding it well.
	It'll come to me eventually.
	Look, I don't know if she's Mexican, but...
	Hey, man, in support of Trump.
	Where are you from?
	Miami.
	No, I mean, like, your ethnic background.
	Mexican Cuban.
	Get on the way!
	Get on the way!
	She either jumped or swam.
	I'm not going to waste, man.
	What is it?
	Andale way and the way no no mames wrong Okay, no, yeah, what's up?
	I was born here I I don't believe that.
	No, my mom's from Indiana.
	Can you imagine a girl came on the show and she actually got caught up with ice after the show?
	That'd be hilarious.
	That's our fault, bro.
	You literally were deported because you came on the show.
	What the fuck?
	Are your parents still together?
	I know I did.
	No.
	Actually, you should, bro.
	Nigga, I already did.
	Oh, you did?
	I already did, nigga.
	I'm on that shit heavy, nigga.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Sorry.
	You know what you call ice on that bitch?
	Yes, nigga.
	You're still investigating, nigga.
	Right now, as we speak.
	I'm fucking wrong, nigga.
	You're trying to ruin my life.
	Something wrong, baby.
	Oh, I mean...
	Anyhow, let's...
	Yo, you really did...
	Like, all jokes is...
	Nigga, I told you!
	Yo!
	I didn't think you were serious, though.
	Look out what the hell's...
	Hey, do I believe in profession, man?
	Yo!
	Alright!
	That'll be fresh, man!
	Play the girls, they're like, that was so extreme, man.
	Like, she really tried to get a wife.
	They could really call ice on that bitch.
	Yo, like, she really tried to...
	Nah, man, good riddance, bro.
	Exploit your profession, you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, good riddance, man.
	It's revenge time.
	All because they didn't want to be with her, bro.
	That would make sense why you voted.
	I was like, wait, why is this nigga vote, bro?
	He don't care about politics.
	Obviously speaking, the country was in a terrible state, you know?
	Yeah, this nigga was like, revenge time.
	Should've kept her mouth shut, bro.
	Okay, interesting.
	Okay, Cuban and Mexican, right?
	Yes.
	Can you cook?
	Yes.
	Oh, yes I can.
	Wait, how are you friends with Selena, bro?
	We gotta go.
	Oh my god, no, I'm not friends with Selena.
	Back in the day, you were.
	Bro, why can girls never maintain relationships, bro?
	Toxic, man.
	I guess so.
	We wish you the best, though.
	Alright, I think...
	Oh, and that birth control over you.
	I don't have sex.
	I said I don't.
	I don't have sex.
	Okay.
	When's the last time you had sex?
	Don't lie.
	Like...
	Call a nigga right now.
	Like, literally, like...
	Like, four months ago.
	See, you're looking upwards.
	I've done sex psychology for a living.
	Because I feel like it's been such a long time.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Alright, it's like dick.
	No, I don't sucky sucky.
	You don't sucky sucky?
	I don't do sucky sucky.
	And I was racist.
	Wait, wait, so you're telling me those lips are done for no reason?
	Yeah, I just, I like it.
	Chris, this is her body, her choice.
	Chris, her body, her choice, bro, relax.
	Yeah, whatever.
	DSL's, man.
	Don't mind him.
	Take sucking lips, man.
	There you go, see?
	What the fuck?
	I mean, you paid money for him, I will pump him to use.
	So you said four months, right?
	Yeah, like four months.
	I think it's four hours ago.
	Listen, if you don't use it, you lose it.
	That's fucked up.
	Nigga, is that a play for lips?
	Yeah, because it's Botox, so they will droop eventually.
	Well, yeah, you're right, Chris.
	Yeah.
	What do you want?
	I don't know.
	You might as well try it for three months.
	Can you imagine?
	Hey, you need to suck dick.
	Why?
	Your lips are going to lose the bloominium.
	How do you know this?
	Do it on me!
	I got you.
	Do it on me.
	It's a nigga surgeon.
	It's for the buoyancy.
	She's pretty buoyant with those life rafts right there.
	Alright, what's your name?
	I'm Cece.
	I'm 26. Do you love me?
	Are you riding?
	Where are you from?
	I'm from here.
	I live in Miami Beach.
	Are you originally from Miami?
	I was born in Massachusetts, but my parents moved me here when I was five.
	We're part of Massachusetts.
	Salem, Massachusetts.
	Oh, she a witch.
	She a witch, bro.
	She a fucking pilgrim, nigga.
	Oh, yeah.
	That too.
	TTI, what do you do for work?
	Twin Turbo Source.
	Tip $50.
	Okay ratings from Warren, Palestine.
	304, a good 6, boring lady, 4, chola, plastic doll, 4, sum, yum, ho, 5, toy, arse, lady, 4, mega, mine, sister, 3. Wait, what, nigga?
	Ratings, ratings, ratings.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Pull it up, bro.
	Real quick.
	He went way too fast there.
	He said, okay, ratings.
	From Wyron, okay.
	Um, palestine 304. A six.
	A good six.
	Um, who was the other one?
	Twin turbo sauce.
	Tipped $50.
	Okay, ratings from Wyron, palestine 304. A good six.
	Boring lady 4. Chola plastic doll 4. Some young ho 5. Toy arse lady 4. Mega mine sister 3. Some young ho.
	And then four heads.
	Yo, y'all these assholes, bro.
	Okay, what's up next?
	That was fast as fuck.
	Oh, okay.
	Um.
	Okay, so Miami, but you're from Salem, Massachusetts as a child.
	Okay, cool.
	Did you grow up in Miami Beach?
	I grew up in the Aventura area, so not too far.
	Yeah, you're too well-spoken.
	I went to school with half Jewish, half black.
	Good time, bro!
	I knew it!
	As soon as she said Miami Beach, I was like, English too good?
	She ain't going to Miami's school system?
	That means private school.
	That's good for her, though.
	And who goes to private schools in Miami?
	That's good for her, though.
	Our friends.
	We're comedians.
	It was public.
	It was public, though.
	Yeah, but it's public in the area.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	You went to school with Jewish people, you said?
	Yes.
	Half black.
	How'd you get in?
	How did I get in?
	I lived in the area.
	Oh, yeah.
	They let you in?
	Even though you're not Jewish?
	No, it was mixed.
	It was black, white.
	But it's Aventura.
	Okay, they got a good public school.
	Okay, fair enough.
	Never mind.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	Thank God.
	I'm a boat captain, actually.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You drive boats?
	You drive boats?
	I do, yeah.
	Wait, wait.
	No, no.
	Deadass.
	Yeah.
	How much feet?
	I'm the captain.
	Right now, I drive a 40-foot, but it's just by myself.
	So, yeah.
	Right now, I just...
	That's amazing, actually.
	Which boat do you drive?
	It's a 40-foot CRA, but my license is up to 100 tons.
	Well, to be honest with you...
	Let me know which boat it is.
	So I don't get off.
	I can't pull a chain, guys.
	I need help.
	Yo, fresh that one time.
	Imagine, bro.
	She went on the worst podcast to be a boat captain.
	We're going to be making jokes.
	She's going to hit the holy iceberg in Miami in the middle of the center.
	That's funny.
	Niggas is dead.
	Imagine, right?
	Even her friend don't get on the boat.
	She's laughing too.
	She's like, no, I'm good.
	I can turn around.
	It's your birthday controller!
	I'm good.
	It's free!
	She just saw Titanic.
	I'm good, girl.
	Oh, no.
	Yo.
	You know the quote I used to say, let me drive the boat.
	Give me that steering wheel.
	Let me drive the boat.
	Oh, man, bro.
	It's comedy.
	No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
	I'm Dominican.
	Dominican?
	Get okay!
	Yo!
	Yo!
	Mo!
	Mo!
	Get okay!
	Get okay!
	My bad.
	She's a hot captain.
	Thank you.
	That's how she gets up, but she's a pirate.
	Dating status?
	Single.
	Appearance together or no?
	They are not.
	Where are they?
	My dad lives in Dominican Republic and my mom lives in the Aventura area.
	Is your dad a citizen?
	He actually got deported when I was three.
	What's funny?
	Chris, music.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	No, he's alive, nigga.
	Come on, man.
	I think he's dead in America.
	No.
	So the reason why I'm live is because Dominican niggas always get deported, bro.
	Why?
	Dominicans and Jamaicans because they drug smuggle.
	Where do you get deported for?
	I gotta ask.
	It wasn't smuggling.
	It was selling and, yeah.
	Come on, man.
	I don't miss.
	Niggas and drug traffickers, man, every time, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Hold on, man.
	Come on, man.
	All right, well, we wish him the best.
	Not in America.
	Whoop, whoop.
	All right.
	Cool, sorry.
	All right, divorce.
	Okay, birth control for you?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	That's different, nigga.
	Well, she's from Apertory, nigga.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The niggas be doing raw dogs.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, also, you know, they're smarter, bro.
	Yeah, true.
	Yeah, niggas actually have futures.
	They know who's a raw dog.
	They have futures, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Smart.
	Smart.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	And you see how she speaks English, bro?
	No accent, no nothing?
	Yeah, clear.
	Yeah, it's clear as though.
	Driving boats too?
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, that's kind of...
	It's like almost a perfect cover.
	Yeah, too perfect.
	Too perfect.
	Be my boat captain.
	That was a school in Aventura.
	Speaks perfect English.
	Hablas español también?
	Yes, of course.
	Thank you.
	Alright, we're good, Bills?
	Yeah, keep going.
	Alright, Miss Palestine, what's up?
	What's your name?
	My name is Serene.
	Serene?
	Mm-hmm.
	Alright, how old are you?
	I'm 26. Where are you from?
	I was born in Qatar, but I'm pretty much from Miami.
	Okay.
	Allah Akbar!
	What the fuck, man?
	Haram!
	Alright, what do you do for work?
	I'm an artist.
	You like music?
	I make music.
	I have a little bit of R&B, some kind of dance hall, like pop trap.
	Every song feels pretty different.
	Can we hear one of your songs, acapella?
	Oh my god, please put taste.
	I'll play an unreleased for you, if you guys allow it.
	Oh no, we want to hear you sing it.
	No, no, no.
	We got a full audience here.
	I'm trying to think.
	I can't even think.
	I'm nervous.
	What's your name?
	That Jamaican girl, Nikki.
	Next day.
	Go listen to me on Apple Music, Spotify.
	Alright, so you do.
	Is music your only thing or do you have another job?
	It's my main thing right now.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	You said you just broke up with your guy?
	Yeah, well, honestly, like five months ago.
	It's been a while.
	When did you guys break up?
	It just didn't work out.
	It was like a mutual decision.
	So, hey, this isn't working out.
	Why?
	That's just me.
	I just felt like we were both going to do better apart.
	That's a very nice way of saying he's a brokeie.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Are your friends still together?
	No.
	Divorce?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Are you with your pops or your mom?
	My mom.
	Okay.
	Is your dad in Pelt?
	Is he here in America?
	No, he's in between Qatar and America.
	What is he doing in Qatar?
	He has a business there.
	Okay.
	So he has some business there and then here.
	And then what does your mom do?
	My mom is...
	She's a real estate agent and a broker.
	Alright.
	She's a boss bitch.
	Okay.
	Alright, alright, wait.
	Katamata B?
	What was that, Mo?
	Katamata B?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	No, I moved here when I was two.
	All of my siblings, like, speak it, but my parents didn't teach me because I moved to America when I was two, and they were just like, ah, fuck it.
	So your siblings are older?
	Yeah, I'm the youngest of five.
	Okay.
	And then birth control for you?
	Yeah.
	Oh, she outside, nigga.
	Yeah, she outside.
	Like, our body count is crazy right now.
	wait It's a mad assumption.
	I'm going to keep it.
	It's nothing crazy, but I'm going to keep it to myself.
	I mean, if it was low, you'd be like, 7, you know, 14. I mean, you wouldn't believe me even if I said it.
	I mean, just say it.
	I can do it on both.
	I can count on both, yeah.
	Oh, you can?
	She got four hands together.
	All right.
	And then you said your dad is full Palestinian and your mom is what?
	German and Irish.
	All right, so she's white.
	All right.
	Cool.
	So, you know, chats are...
	We had a small issue, guys.
	It's fixed now, so don't worry.
	Yeah, we had internet guys.
	No, I have not had Fison. I have not had Fison.
	A five-some?
	Do you mean as in like one guy and four girls?
	It wasn't my question.
	I was just laughing.
	Can someone clarify?
	Because I don't know what this five-some is.
	What is your version of a five-some?
	It was you?
	Well, I didn't say it was me.
	He asked the question.
	What is your version?
	Well, I always assume when there's a sum, it means one man and then a bunch of girls.
	I think anything else would be a train.
	Choo-choo.
	Choo-choo!
	Do you guys agree?
	Disagree?
	Or no?
	Or an orgy.
	I was just about to say that.
	What's your version of romantic?
	Into the mic.
	Oh, me?
	Yeah, what's your version of romantic?
	We're talking about activities or lifestyle?
	I mean, your version, Fresh.
	Nigga, I'm trying to pinpoint it.
	Somebody help us with this goddamn...
	This is so vague!
	So that we can properly...
	Okay, when you say romantic, what do you mean?
	Mike, just what's your version of romance?
	Is it just walking in the park?
	Okay, activities.
	Romantic activities?
	Yeah, in general.
	Or romantic behavior?
	Both.
	What activity?
	That's the laziest question ever, bro.
	Well, I would incorporate us doing fun activities together, like Dave& Buster's, maybe Putt Shack, boat rides, fun stuff, and then add a little flowers and like, you know.
	So is the flowers the behavior?
	Well, she gets it once a year, but I mean.
	The flowers?
	Yeah, nigga, once a year.
	Oh, cheapskate.
	Birthday?
	Valentine's Day?
	V-Day, that's it.
	That's it?
	Valentine's Day?
	What about birthday?
	Yeah, birthday is fresh.
	Nigga, that's every year.
	Yeah, but you said once a year.
	Yeah, you said Valentine's Day once a year.
	I know, but doing twice is crazy.
	I think when it comes to being romantic, I think the thought is what counts.
	Yeah.
	That's what I think.
	I think if you could do something that I guess maybe revitalizes a memory or something like that, that's way more impact than spending a bunch of money.
	To go to a fancy restaurant.
	Well, you got the question.
	Why didn't you answer?
	Because first went first.
	You went first.
	I answered after.
	I'm reading all the questions.
	Wait, was that aggression?
	Yeah, I mean, I had to.
	It was very broad.
	Hey, man.
	It wasn't detailed.
	Yeah, she's aggressive, bro.
	But I do think that fine dining and shit is a scam.
	So I think like expensive gifts, luxury items, I think it's all bullshit.
	Luxury cars, no offense.
	I think outside of like luxury watches, everything else is a scam.
	Wait a minute.
	That's understandable.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Who are you?
	Alright.
	Why do men these days want to be chased slash receive Princess Street?
	Wait, what?
	Right after.
	That's a good one.
	That's so funny, actually.
	Well, uh...
	Times have changed where men are becoming like women.
	Women are becoming like men.
	As a result, women make more money than men.
	Not fully, but they're making more money than most guys nowadays.
	And they feel like, hey, fuck it.
	If I'm not going to be making her kind of money, I mostly get treated like a prince from a girl.
	Which I think is not cool, but guys are taking it as a normal now because they're broke.
	I don't mean to be an asshole, but I really want to know who asked this so I can properly address this question for you.
	Because I do have a very good answer.
	Me.
	Okay.
	Are we referring to men from New York City?
	No, men in Miami.
	Do you notice this dynamic in Miami the most?
	Yeah.
	You take care of guys?
	What?
	You take care of guys?
	Do I take care of guys?
	Yeah, of course.
	He means financially being like a provider.
	No, but if it's their birthday, I'll take them out to dinner.
	On occasion.
	Stuff like that, you know?
	So have you experienced this dynamic in New York City at all when you were there or no?
	No.
	Only in Miami?
	Yeah.
	I don't know if it's because it's like...
	So...
	The mindset?
	I don't know.
	I think it's a couple of reasons.
	First, you want to address this one first or you want me to?
	Yeah, well, I mean...
	In Miami in particular, she's asking why do men want to be chasing and receive princess treatment in Miami?
	Well, Miami's not...
	Well, first of all, not normal.
	It's definitely a different world, just like its own place.
	So guys here are more like...
	Trying to see what they could take.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, off rip, they're going to be like finessing, scamming.
	Trying to see what it can get from you.
	And then just dip the next girl.
	That's the lifestyle.
	So, yeah.
	And here's the thing.
	I'm really glad that I got this.
	You clarified.
	So you're from New York City.
	Completely different.
	I'm from Connecticut originally.
	I spent a lot of time in New York City, Boston, etc.
	The men there are far more refined than the men down here.
	They're more likely to be educated, more likely to have a real job, more likely if they are going to be an entrepreneur, higher earning, or if they're not an entrepreneur, they actually have a real career and they're making a significant amount of money and they're not idiots.
	What I've noticed from coming down here in Miami, the men are either transplants that are wildly successful and came down here, or they're regularly from here and they just cap and lie and create a facade and they're really bums.
	The other thing also that I've noticed about people in South Florida in general...
	It's people here are generally significantly stupider than the Northeast.
	I'm sure you probably already noticed this.
	They're dumber, less educated, less ambitious.
	I don't know what it is about South Florida.
	Maybe it's because of the warm weather, the prevalence of alcohol, the party culture with the Latin infusion.
	I don't know what it is, but people here are lazy and stupid.
	So the people that you do meet down here a lot of times that are successful and make money, they're not from here.
	They're transplants.
	And the people that are from here are idiots.
	So what I would say is...
	For all the girls down here, to be honest with y'all, if you meet a guy that's actually from South Florida, you should probably...
	You don't have to run, but you need to screen them more aggressively.
	I'll give you guys some tips.
	Does he pay with a credit card?
	Does he pay in cash?
	If he pays in cash, that's a big red flag.
	That's very problematic.
	I know some girls might say, oh, that's baller shit.
	No.
	If a man pays in cash, that's a big problem.
	That's hood shit.
	If he pays in debit card, that's a big problem.
	If you use a credit card, look at the type of credit card it is.
	That will tell you a lot about where he stands.
	If he's using a card that you need to have a good credit score, maybe like Amex Gold and Amex Platinum, etc., more than likely he's financially responsible.
	That's how he's able to get that credit card.
	That will tell you a lot more.
	So, a guy that's paying in cash or debit cards is something to really watch out for.
	Then also the way he speaks.
	Does he speak properly?
	Does he speak proper English?
	Does he use a lot of slang?
	Did he go to college?
	Where do you go to school?
	Like, all this shit matters for a guy.
	Like, for a woman.
	It doesn't matter, bro.
	You guys can be retards and we'll still date you guys.
	But for a man, you need to look at this shit, right?
	Also, if he asks you to buy or pay for the item, he'll pay you back on Apple Pay.
	Run away immediately.
	That's kind of a red flag.
	I'd be like, I don't got no money, baby.
	Any traditionally masculine guy that has his life together will never allow a woman to pay, especially on a first meet-up or on a first date.
	So you need to run away.
	If he asks you for money, if he says, can you pay for this, whatever, that's extremely problematic.
	He might even text you non-stop.
	Babe, I need money.
	I need money now.
	I need money because, you know, the gym.
	Now, with that said, he might not take you on the most expensive first date, but he should pay.
	Right?
	And then also, it's a red flag if he spends a ridiculous amount of money on you on the first date, too.
	That's something to watch out for.
	So, anyway, does that help?
	Yeah.
	But yeah, definitely be more cautious with men in South Florida.
	And then, understand that the men here are not like the men in New York City at all.
	You're gonna deal with a lot more shitheads here.
	I mean, there's scammers in New York City, too, but they're very visible.
	More here.
	Yeah, like, you could tell.
	He's wearing a Nike track suit.
	Like, come on, man.
	This dude's a fucking scammer.
	Here, they wear Rolexes.
	They drive the Lambos and shit.
	And, like, they'll really...
	The smoke and mirrors here is crazy.
	But they're rentals.
	They're rentals.
	Yeah.
	I mean...
	And then, oh, she said, where to meet a normal person?
	You can hit this one.
	Chinatown.
	There's no Chinatown in, man.
	There's no Chinatown here, bro.
	Tough luck, man.
	Yeah.
	I mean, just fucking...
	No, but honestly, like, just hobbies.
	Like, there's yoga classes.
	There's, like, a lot of meetups.
	Don't be in there.
	Just lawyers.
	Don't be in yoga class, bro.
	Well, you'd be surprised.
	A lot of millionaires do yoga now in the morning.
	It's like their stress, like, campaign.
	No one person.
	No one person.
	All right.
	How about, like, a lounge?
	You got fresh right here, man.
	There you go.
	Boom.
	There you go.
	You already found him.
	You found a regular guy here?
	She means normalizing like, not a scammer, not a criminal, not a piece of shit.
	Is it going to be on some weirdo shit?
	Well, I'm Nigerian, so I'm labeled a scammer by default.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	How many looks...
	How many looks?
	2001?
	How many looks to take to...
	Let's go!
	Tootsie Pop, yeah.
	Chris, go ahead.
	A one, a two, hoo!
	Hey, yo.
	Yo, cool ass.
	Give it Chris.
	This showed your age, man.
	Give it Chris.
	Chris, read it.
	What?
	It was probably Melissa.
	Okay, bro.
	Read it, Chris.
	You got this, bro.
	Let me see.
	I'm believing you.
	Alright, what the fuck is this?
	Like, fucking ink?
	Blue ink?
	Alright, so how many licks to get to the Toasty Pop?
	Uh...
	I mean, shit.
	Licks?
	I would say about 80. Depends.
	Can you make your knees touch your elbow?
	Fuck you.
	What goes in hard, but dry, but...
	Wait, but...
	What comes out wet and soft?
	His dick.
	All right.
	Anyways.
	Wait, wait.
	Who answered this question?
	Who were these?
	Who was that?
	That was her.
	Oh, what?
	She had to get her money's worth, I guess.
	She asked, like, five different questions.
	Okay.
	No, no, no, but it's odd, though, you know?
	All right.
	That was good.
	Myron?
	Just kidding.
	What's your favorite sex song?
	Chris, go ahead.
	Is it what?
	Favorite sex song.
	Favorite.
	Sex song?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I hate music during sex, to be honest.
	What the fuck, Chris?
	No.
	I thought it was the only weird nigga.
	I don't like to play music either.
	Really?
	No, no, no.
	I love it.
	I'll do it if the girl asks.
	I need that shit.
	Bro, I don't.
	I need that shit.
	Bro, like...
	I can't fuck the Trey Songz, man.
	Actually, I'm moving the dick!
	I'm like, nigga, like, why would I fuck Tupidity or, like, some shit like that, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, I don't want any nigga in the same room when I'm fucking.
	Love Faces by Trey Songz is mine.
	Chris, that's a strange...
	No, how's it strange?
	Well, nobody gives a fuck about your sex talk, nigga.
	Yo, I thought my mic was muted.
	I thought my mic was muted.
	I thought my mic was muted, my bad.
	I thought my mic was muted, my bad.
	I thought it was muted, my bad.
	No song at all?
	No, I mean, look.
	If she forces it, I'll troll sometimes.
	I'll play...
	Corn.
	The Lonely Island, I just had sex.
	I just had sex!
	I just had sex!
	What are you, bro?
	What are you in the mood?
	What are you in the mood?
	I mean, I'll put it on after.
	Okay.
	Like, after I put it in.
	He's like, can you put something to me?
	I'm like, alright.
	And I play it.
	It's funny.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like to play it.
	I like to play it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like to play it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like to play it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like to play it.
	You know what it was?
	I'm looking for the hoes.
	Sexy Red.
	Yeah, it's so random, bro.
	But yeah.
	But if I'm not like, I'll put on Future Low Life.
	But bro, like, I hate playing music during sex, though, man.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	Y'all like music?
	She's the one that asked.
	Wait, she?
	Who?
	You know that.
	Because you said whack as soon as you said no music.
	Oh, okay, okay, okay.
	Yeah, true.
	What's your favorite song?
	I like music.
	I mean, I think a nice...
	Ricket song?
	It depends on the vibe.
	I mean, it could be some...
	I mean, it could be like some R&B. It was like no lyrics.
	It was like just beats.
	That's one thing.
	But it was like...
	I feel like if it's romantic, it's got to be like R&B. Like no...
	Nigga music, man.
	Sorry.
	Well, you know who's neutral?
	That's very good.
	Chris Brown.
	Nigga's always on point.
	Pause.
	Nah, bro.
	So what's your favorite then?
	My favorite?
	Yeah, because you obviously have one in mind if you ask that question.
	I don't have a favorite.
	What's that song that goes like...
	See, break it on.
	They knew it.
	They knew it.
	It's Lento by...
	Anything else you want to say?
	No, that's all.
	Bro, we need to do an honor killing, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Okay, where's the craziest place?
	Come on, let's go.
	What the hell, nigga?
	What the?
	Chris, what the fuck?
	We're using YouTube, nigga?
	Yeah, we are YouTube, nigga.
	That's all right, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck?
	I was like, what the fuck is he doing?
	I liked it.
	You showed that, right?
	You showed that, right?
	Yo, do you know about El Santo?
	El Santo?
	You ever been there?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's a good spot.
	That's nice.
	Where's the craziest place you had at, Quickie?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yo, Chris, go ahead, bro.
	Uh, let's see.
	The craziest place or time?
	Like, what's the rule?
	Where's the craziest place here?
	Place?
	Uh...
	Car, probably?
	I mean, I'm...
	Before you were fat, right?
	Yeah, before I was fat, yeah.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	I read about you, Freshman.
	Uh, no, Moe.
	Moe?
	Moe!
	Moe!
	I guess that's what it does.
	Car.
	And yes, in the car, Myron.
	Wait, what kind of car was it, nigga?
	A van?
	Black Dodge Neon and Toyota Corolla.
	Hey, even the girl's laughing.
	That's how you know it's back.
	Forklift.
	Forklift, nigga.
	Yo, let's get in the back.
	I'll get in first.
	When there's a will, there's a way.
	When there's a will, there's a way.
	Wait, can you fit in here, too?
	Okay, you?
	Bro, I've never had sex in public ever.
	What?
	Okay, there's a reason why.
	You know what I used to do for work?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I used to work for the feds.
	So, like, dude, if you get caught having sex in public, you can easily get put on a sex funder registry for that shit.
	Wow.
	Oh, wow.
	That would be hell.
	Yeah, that would be hell.
	So, yeah, I never, ever risked it.
	No, like, no hotel?
	I think it's a hotel.
	I mean, Crazies play tomorrow and it's like a hotel.
	I guess if you want to, yeah.
	Like, yeah, like, dude, no, I never, I never did it because I was like, it's not worth the risk.
	Yeah.
	And I was always armed, too.
	So I was like, I gotta put my gun away and shit.
	Like, I'm not, you know what I mean?
	Oh, yeah, let me do a quickie.
	My gun felt like, oh, man.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Next one?
	No, you, nigger.
	No, no, no.
	We good.
	Bro, come on, man.
	All right.
	Okay, well, if you must know, it's definitely a...
	Not safe for work.
	But, um, it was, uh...
	On set?
	Nah, nigga.
	Nah.
	He lives here, not me.
	Yeah, I hope not.
	I've never done anything in this, bro, never.
	Hell no, I would never.
	Nigga, this equipment's so expensive!
	Hell no!
	I think there's a balcony right there.
	Nah, man.
	Even that.
	Buccane gang.
	Buccane gang.
	No, no, it was just, like, at the beach.
	Wait, where?
	Trying to make it all secret.
	Lifeguard hut?
	Oh, yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	South Point?
	That show's so fucking random.
	Wait, night?
	Yeah, late night, yeah.
	Oh, yo, South Point is crazy, though.
	But nigga, I'm black, bro, so they can't see me.
	South Point.
	Hey, is that my bitch?
	Yeah.
	Hey, what's your thoughts on that?
	I think we've all been there, I think.
	Do you think genders have roles in relationships?
	I gotta ask who asked this so I can make sure I had this properly.
	Okay.
	Do you think genders have roles in a relationship?
	You want to hit this one or you want me to do it?
	You got it.
	Yo, pause.
	Yes, absolutely.
	I think men or women are vastly different.
	Men are superior to women in every regard.
	But that comes with superior responsibility.
	I think men should pay all the bills.
	I think women should stay home.
	I don't think women should work.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think men should pay for everything.
	I think if a woman does want to work, she can work some side bullshit job.
	If she wants to.
	If she wants to?
	You don't have to.
	But I think the kids come first.
	You've got to focus on the kids.
	So fuck your career.
	Fuck what you want to do.
	The kids come first.
	And if we don't have kids, then...
	Dogs.
	Yeah, you basically...
	Do something that keeps you preoccupied.
	I'd rather my girl do something she wants to do and then I support her, but it's got to help me too, of course.
	She's got to be an asset, not a liability.
	I think the problem with a lot of girls is they come into a relationship and they become liabilities.
	They don't provide value back.
	Especially to a guy that's a provider.
	So that's the biggest thing is like if you do find a guy who has a provider, it's your job to provide him back with some value.
	So he don't fucking find another chick.
	He's gonna go somewhere else.
	He's gonna go somewhere else 100%.
	But I would also say too, I think the other thing that women got to understand is that thanks to feminism and equal rights, most men are not providers anymore.
	So a majority of men want to go half and half with you.
	I'm sure you guys have all experienced that, right?
	50-50.
	None of you're independent.
	I mean, shit.
	You can blame feminism for that.
	My thing is, if you do find a provider, it's kind of like you got to maintain them somehow.
	Because, like, they're hard to find nowadays.
	And I think that's the problem is that a lot of girls think, like, oh, I deserve the best guy, the best guy.
	It's like, man, do you find a guy that you like that provides?
	Like, bro, that's a W in itself because most men are not going to be provided, bro.
	Like, they're not.
	Or they'll sell the facade for a bit, right?
	Oh, I got money, but they don't.
	So.
	Yeah, that's what I'll say.
	But, you know, we definitely believe in gender roles over here.
	But we believe in both ways.
	I think women got to be women, too.
	Like, I'm not going to sit here and listen to a woman, like, disrespect me or talk back to me or whatever.
	Like, what I say goes.
	Like, I don't think a man should ever be arguing with his girl.
	How dare you?
	To argue with a woman implies that we're equal.
	And I look at men as we're superior to you guys.
	How dare you?
	Right?
	That's how I truly look at it.
	But that also comes with, like, superior responsibility.
	I mean, girls, do you like disagree?
	You guys agree or disagree?
	I'll turn it to you guys.
	Because obviously some girls get mad at me for saying that shit.
	I agree.
	If you're paying for everything, I'm shutting the fuck up.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Yeah, I agree.
	No feminists in here?
	If you're taking care of my bills and making sure that I am, like, not stressed out in life, like, I'm not going to stress you out.
	What's your name again?
	Janet.
	No, no, the Chinese name.
	I'm A. Be submissive.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you think?
	You guys didn't say anything.
	I think women are better in some ways.
	Tell us two.
	We're more caring and more thoughtful and meticulous.
	I mean, thoughtful?
	Thoughtful?
	Can you be thoughtful in what way, in your opinion?
	I think we think like three steps ahead.
	Really?
	Okay, so...
	So, you think they have, I guess, they're more long-sighted?
	Yeah.
	Less short-sighted?
	Yeah.
	But in what situation?
	Like, in boats, driving, in cars?
	Like, what's going on?
	Because, like, me, thoughtful, like, guys are more thoughtful because we actually have to make shit work.
	Well, with boats, I think I'm the best female captain in Miami.
	The only female captain in Miami.
	The best captain, hands down.
	Confidence, let's go.
	What else?
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	Would you get on her boat?
	I don't get on boat.
	You know what, girl?
	Raise your hand if you'd rather go on the guy's boat or a female captain boat.
	Raise your hand.
	So, raise your hand.
	Chris.
	What?
	The Hennessey Manhattan.
	What do you think they're gonna say?
	We have the female captain here, bro.
	Niggas are gonna say, women, bro!
	Yeah!
	I mean, I'm just, man, I'm truth!
	Alright, look, so you said you think men are not as farsighted or forward-thinking as women.
	Is that what you mean?
	Yeah, and I... And more thoughtful.
	I think we're problem-solvers as well.
	Bro, who the fuck is this?
	Really?
	But I do believe that men do have their place, of course, and women...
	Alright, so here's the thing.
	I'll be very honest with you.
	Men are actually better long-term thinkers.
	This is why we invent everything.
	I would argue women are far more short-sighted than men are because you guys are like...
	I would say...
	Because here's the thing.
	You guys get all your value up front.
	So what do you guys do?
	Oh, I'm hot!
	I'm 21!
	I'm going to party!
	I'm going to do what I want to do.
	Live in a moment.
	Make a bunch of bad mistakes.
	Live in life.
	Woo!
	And then, you know, you get older, and then it's hard to find a guy.
	But if you had, like, conserved yourself and found a guy when you're at your peak, 21 years old or whatever, you would have probably found the man of your dreams.
	But as you get older, you have to consolidate on the best guy that you can find at that time.
	But I think with women, you guys are far more short-sighted because you guys have a finite amount of time to find a guy.
	So you guys don't have the luxury of being long-sighted like us.
	Because we have time.
	We can develop our value, get attractive, we get better looking.
	If you do the work and then you make money and you get your status up and you become smarter, you become more attractive.
	As a woman, that doesn't help you.
	As you become older and smarter, men say, ew, no thank you.
	Yeah, that's just kind of what it is.
	I would argue I think men are more better long-term thinkers because we have to be than women.
	And then we invent most things.
	I don't know.
	We're just better than y'all at everything, bro.
	I don't know.
	And then you said thoughtful.
	I think men have to be more thoughtful than women because we have to attract you guys.
	There's no effort for women to attract you guys.
	And romantic, too.
	Yeah, we got to plan a date.
	We got to be attractive.
	We got to be charismatic.
	We got to make you laugh or whatever.
	Like, women don't really have to do anything.
	You guys just, like, show up.
	Do men plan dates, though?
	Yes, they do.
	See, I don't know who you're dating, but they should plan dates.
	Just saying.
	Well, here's the thing.
	So, thanks to natural selection, those guys don't get picked a lot of the times.
	The guys that don't plan dates.
	Or guys that don't have these attractive traits.
	So, like, nature just cuts them out a lot of the times.
	They wouldn't even get a chance, probably.
	Yeah.
	Like, versus for you guys, like, how many inadequate women get men that are attractive?
	Plenty.
	Yeah.
	Plenty of women are idiots, bimbos, whatever, but they're on yachts with top-tier guys.
	Just because of the way that they look.
	Yep.
	But you're not going to see dudes that are 18 years old, bimbo idiots, that are on yachts.
	No.
	No, you won't.
	Men don't get shit.
	We have to earn everything.
	You know this.
	Yachts, a podcast.
	And even guys that, like, get girls, like, okay, let's use your guy, for example.
	You said that he's a brokie, right?
	You don't like him.
	How long were you guys together?
	Two years.
	Okay, what did you like about him?
	How he looked.
	Was he good looking?
	How he looked.
	Was he a good shape?
	I guarantee how he looked.
	Well, I thought he was attractive.
	I liked him.
	Okay, so he's physically attractive, okay?
	She didn't know.
	Well, the thing is...
	Like, actually, he came to the relationship.
	I think a lot of girls can relate.
	She has disdain for him because she's not a good person.
	The girlfriend is always going to have disdain.
	What?
	Sorry.
	Because she was saying that your ex was ugly.
	Yeah, but we don't use your opinion.
	No, I'm just trying to be nice.
	Yeah, we know.
	Anyway.
	No, the thing is, he came to the relationship with a different energy.
	He came with the relationship of, like, being a provider.
	Like, he bought me a lot of things, and he showed me, like...
	Love bomb.
	Yeah, he loved...
	Boom!
	Love bomb, and then it kind of...
	That shit works, nigga.
	And then we started splitting, like, groceries and stuff, and, like, you know...
	Nigga said, I invested enough, nigga.
	I put my down payment.
	You gotta split this shit with me.
	That's funny.
	Nigga, it works, bro.
	I guess so.
	Two years, two years.
	That's long as fuck.
	And here's the other thing, too.
	You know what also fucked him up?
	She's in the music industry.
	She needs to advance her career.
	Well, not just that, but like...
	How many rappers have you met?
	You met a bunch, probably.
	Reggaeton artists?
	Just a few.
	No.
	Honestly, not that much.
	I'm pretty new to the field.
	Look, man.
	If you got a girl and she's a music artist and you're a dude and you're a brokie, you're cooked, bro.
	Done.
	Absolutely done.
	I'll tell you this.
	In music, you need money to advance your career.
	If not, you're cooked.
	Okay.
	What would you do if on a first date and a girl hands the weight of her card?
	I'll say, what the fuck are you doing?
	I'll slap it off.
	Yeah, I'll literally tell her.
	Get a shit out of here.
	Because I've tried that, I'll say, like, what the fuck are you doing?
	No, I'd be like, look, I've literally done this before.
	I'm like, that's cute, sweetheart, but you're poor.
	Put your card back.
	I'd say some stupid shit like that.
	How dare you?
	I'll say, I'm just airing it out, you know.
	But yeah, I would, you know, because a girl has tried that before, and I'll just, like, make a joke.
	I'd be like, you're poor, put your car away or some shit like that.
	You know, playful about it, but like, but like, I'm like, or what are you doing?
	Like, what the fuck?
	Some guys would be like, I'll get the next one.
	What if she paid?
	Can I go home?
	Hey, baby, what's up?
	I never see you in blocks.
	Drinks on me.
	Drinks on me.
	What if she paid behind your back?
	I already paid it.
	That's messed up, man.
	One girl did that.
	I was not happy.
	Did you reimburse her?
	Yeah, yeah, I mean Because here's the thing like you're not gonna fucking do that shit like Because here's the thing, right?
	The reason why that's unacceptable, and this is also for the guys that are listening, Mike, the problem with women, right, is you guys do a little shit to test guys thinking it's funny, but then if he doesn't pass the test, y'all lose attraction.
	Does that make sense?
	So, you'll think, oh, this guy's so handsome, he's so cute.
	He looks successful.
	Let me just pay this bill and see how he reacts.
	This is gonna be so funny, right?
	And then what'll happen is, that guy, he probably does have the means.
	He is attractive.
	He checked all the boxes.
	And he says, okay, cool, thanks.
	And then your dumb ass goes home mad.
	Oh my God, he really didn't pay.
	Oh my God, because you set yourself up for failure, right?
	And then also, by you doing that, let's say the guy was so attractive, you couldn't resist.
	You're like, okay, I'm gonna go out with him again.
	Well, you're gonna have a little bit less respect for him now.
	That you actually let that happen.
	And then what ends up with women, you guys have this horrible habit where if he fails the test, you guys fucking try again.
	And when you try again, the next test becomes more disrespectful.
	So on this one, let's say you do meet with him the second time.
	So you pay the bill.
	He doesn't reimburse you.
	Nothing.
	Ends the day.
	You're like, well, you know what?
	He had all these things right.
	I'll give it a second chance.
	You go out with him again.
	Then you make like a snarky remark about him not paying.
	Right?
	But it's kind of disrespectful.
	You think it's funny.
	Man, his head is like, this girl's a fucking bitch.
	And then you continue on because he failed that one test and then you just keep going on with the bullshit.
	Now, if the guy's smart, he'll say, hey, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	And call you out immediately.
	Bad behavior stops.
	Or, winds up happening most of the time.
	He doesn't want to be mean.
	He just lets you keep doing the bullshit.
	Like, you keep nudging him, you keep nudging him, and then you lose more respect for him because he doesn't stand up to you.
	He doesn't tell you to shut the fuck up.
	He doesn't tell you you're wrong.
	Like, nothing.
	And then, boom.
	You basically...
	Fucked up your own situation.
	Yeah, 100%.
	Happens so many times with women.
	Sabotage.
	You sabotage your own shit.
	Yeah.
	So the reason why I nip it in the butt right then and there is because I know that this is the beginning.
	We call it death by a thousand paper cuts.
	Where women will test you, you'll fail the test, and then sometimes you're handsome, you have something going on for you, they'll keep trying you.
	And then if you're not smart and stop that shit, she keeps doing it.
	And then eventually, she'll lose respect for you and that's how relationships end.
	Like in your case, right?
	I'll use you as an example.
	He started off right, paying all the bills, showing provider things.
	You're like, damn, I got some potential with this nigga.
	Date him, date him, date him.
	He starts getting you more involved with the bills.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	This is weird.
	This isn't how we met.
	And then you start to, as you pay, you reluctantly do it.
	You lose respect for him as you do it.
	Right?
	You pay half here, you pay half here.
	Hey, babe, can you lend me 50 for the light bill?
	What the fuck, nigga?
	I'm a girl.
	And then the problem with you that sucks even more is you're an attractive girl.
	So guys are giving you attention, and you're like, damn, I could do better.
	Attractive?
	Who, her?
	Yeah, she is.
	Oh, she is?
	She is, yeah.
	For a Palestinian.
	So, um...
	What?
	No, no, no.
	Better than a Jewish girl.
	So anyway, uh...
	That's the thing, man.
	We're comedians.
	But the point I'm trying to make is...
	No, no, for real.
	No, you're attractive.
	But what I'm saying is that attractive girls realize this quick.
	What the fuck?
	Like, I'm paying half?
	What the fuck?
	Because you're getting attention from other guys.
	Oh, baby girl, I could take care of you.
	DMs, all this other shit.
	She's in the music industry.
	Niggas got chains, got money.
	Promises through the world.
	She goes back to her boyfriend.
	Niggas says, can we go half on the kale?
	What the fuck, man?
	You know what I mean?
	Hold on.
	So she's losing respect for him the whole fucking time, man.
	That's what ends up happening.
	Like, well, girls, it's dead by a thousand paper cuts.
	They'll tolerate it, tolerate it, tolerate it.
	And then you probably get nippy with him.
	You probably get snappy on him.
	Like, what the fuck?
	Why do I gotta pay?
	Oh, why do I gotta lend you money again?
	And then it just gets worse and worse and worse and worse.
	That's how it goes.
	Yeah.
	Question.
	You're in the industry.
	Keep it real, though.
	A guy with a Cuban chain, a guy without a Cuban chain.
	I like a chain.
	Okay.
	I like a chain.
	No, no.
	You know what's funny?
	In Miami, you buy a Cuban chain, bro, a nice Cuban chain, that shit does wonders.
	I've had two.
	I'm telling you, nigga.
	That shit is wonders.
	Just saying.
	But no.
	It's, uh, yeah.
	I mean, that's definitely, um...
	That's definitely a Miami thing for sure.
	Yeah, it is.
	But yeah, am I accurate?
	It's pretty accurate.
	Yeah.
	And then, I mean, have you been on a date with a guy like that where it turned out good, but then you try to test him and then he failed and you're like, what the fuck?
	Then you try again and you get more and more frustrated because he's a bitch?
	Yeah.
	Listen, you need a change for the new year.
	A rich guy that's tall, successful.
	That's a podcast.
	And it's from Sudan.
	Actually, I know a guy right now.
	She also speaks Arabic, bro.
	Haram.
	Haram.
	You do?
	There you go.
	She can learn.
	Your Arabic is really good, though.
	All right, sure.
	But what I'm trying to say, though, here is to whoever asked this question, that's why, personally, me, if she tried to pay, I would immediately stop it.
	But I think what men, like, the important thing is, like, when you guys do your little disrespectful bullshit that y'all try, we have to tell you right then and there, No.
	Yeah.
	Comes off as misogynistic or fucked up, but I'm a firm believer that, like, men have to put their foot down with women and we have to, like, kind of...
	We can't just, like, be leaders.
	We have to, like, be assertive and dominate you guys because, quite frankly, if you guys are in a leadership role, the relationship's gonna end.
	I hate to use it as an example, but in your relationship, like, did you end up, like, finding yourself, like, bossing them around and shit towards the end?
	Um...
	Like, telling them what to do, trying to motivate them to make more money.
	Nah, she would go out and not pick out her phone calls.
	No, I think I was too nice, honestly.
	That was my issue.
	Like, I let things slide.
	So you never said anything?
	Mm, no.
	Did that make you have more resentment then?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know, like, what to look for in a relationship.
	It was definitely a big lesson.
	Fair.
	Anybody else have an experience like that?
	That you had, like, a guy and, like, you just, like, lost respect for him or whatever?
	Mm, no.
	All right, niggas.
	What the fuck?
	They must have forgot.
	Must have forgot, man.
	Alright.
	We got some more chats here.
	Punisher.
	Yeah.
	Let's have some fun here, ladies.
	I'm a Scorpio.
	Which one of you would date Scorpio?
	And yes?
	Why yes or why no?
	We'll start here.
	Just raise your hands on this one, nigga.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck do you think this is, man?
	Would you date Scorpio?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You guys believe in science?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Y'all talk so much.
	I'm a Scorpio, so...
	But I don't usually go for Scorpio, so...
	What?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Stop the show.
	You guys use, um, um, signs as like your basis of meeting men?
	No, but from what I've, uh, noticed, you know, if I were to go back and look.
	The trend.
	Yeah.
	There's no Scorpios.
	I wonder why.
	It's the universe, maybe.
	Okay.
	Scorpion, Scorpio is too intense.
	Yeah.
	Well, sex-wise, yeah.
	So wait, you do use that as a basis then?
	No.
	Not a basis, but it's interesting.
	It's by analysis.
	They go back and say, oh, I've dated one of you.
	I don't know, Sagittarius, something like that.
	I'm not going to be like, oh, you're asparagus.
	I'm not going to date you.
	I'm not going to give you a chance.
	I'm going to learn about your personality.
	What sign is that?
	Asparagus?
	I don't know what I'm saying.
	I mean, she's trolling fresh.
	Guys, let me ask you guys a question real fast.
	If you met a guy and he was like, yo.
	I don't have a job right now, but I'm an Aries, and I'm gonna get one next month.
	What'd you guys say?
	Hell, fuck no.
	That's two sides of the line, you know.
	I'll say, hit me up when you get a job next month, baby.
	It's my sign, though.
	Next month.
	I'm gonna need to see some dollar signs.
	What about you?
	What about you?
	Nope!
	It has nothing to do with the sign, but the job thing.
	Like, you gotta have a stable job.
	Yeah, it's the person.
	But I'm telling you, like, I could feel it.
	I'm gonna get it in a month.
	Yeah, star signs, man.
	Call me in a month.
	So you guys don't even believe in it.
	All right, great.
	It's always interesting.
	When you put it like that, that sign shit goes out the window.
	That's a good sign for the panel.
	Yep, that is a good sign.
	All right, what else do you got?
	For the other chat, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	Covering the minimum.
	Ladies, what kind of guy would you accept cheating from?
	Height, money, etc.
	Why?
	Okay, let's go with this one.
	How many of you, if you had your dream guy, would accept him having other women?
	Raise your hands.
	Alright, you guys are fucking delusional.
	Oh, you would?
	Okay, someone else.
	She's smart.
	Hold on, wait.
	Yeah.
	Alright, let me ask you this.
	Is it because you see guys coming in with their side bitches to your store?
	Is that why?
	You share them regardless.
	So, if I'm with, like, okay, let's say I got my man right, and...
	He's being the man, and I don't gotta do nothing, and I'm being the woman.
	Bye.
	Because you're sharing them anyways.
	All these people are not doing nothing for you anyways.
	Damn.
	She ain't lying, though.
	So, question for you.
	You were reluctant to say anything.
	Why were you reluctant to say anything?
	I was waiting to hear what they were going to say.
	Yeah, because she don't want to be the other one out.
	Honestly, I agree with you.
	I agree with you, though.
	The older I get, I'm just more...
	But they don't want to say it because it sounds crazy.
	See why men need to lead now?
	See why men need to lead?
	She had to go ahead and get confirmation from other girls here and a little bit of prying to say what was on her mind.
	No, we were thinking about it.
	No, you weren't.
	Okay, I'll tell you this.
	You think your family over in Palestine is like, we need to think about these Jews over here.
	No, they just picked up some fucking AKs and said, fuck this shit, man.
	The resistance is here, right?
	Niggas don't think, they just fight.
	Because you know why?
	With men, right?
	If we have a belief...
	We're willing to pick up a sword or an AK-47 in your case and fight for it, right?
	But with women...
	It's the truth!
	Men lead all the revolutions.
	Women don't lead revolutions.
	And here's the thing.
	I found it funny.
	Psychologically, don't feel bad.
	Every time we do this shit, women always are reluctant to answer.
	Because you guys always look and see, oh, what's everybody else going to say?
	But guys, it's not like that.
	Dudes just be like, yeah.
	Straight up.
	Yeah, because men are willing to fight to protect their ideas.
	But anyway, go ahead.
	So you're saying you agree with her?
	Why?
	Yeah, because I feel like- Now Palestine agrees too.
	I know, I'm not- She's Hamas now.
	She's like, "Oh shit." All right, what are you saying?
	Go ahead.
	I feel like as I get older, I'm just more understanding about how the world works and scientifically men are created to reproduce.
	So, I get it.
	They want to fuck.
	They have sex on their mind, like, 24 hours in a day.
	So, you know what?
	If my man is honest with me and he tells me, listen, like, I love you, but I love bitches and I have to sleep with other bitches, but he's honest with me about it, I'll be like, alright, as long as you tell me and I'm not looking stupid in these streets, like, you do you, but if you're taking care of me, like, I can accept it.
	It's a good heart.
	What?
	Nothing.
	Oh, you told love you a long time, Bat?
	No, I mean...
	I guess you really loved you a long time.
	That's pretty obvious.
	But yeah.
	What were you going to say?
	You nodded now.
	You changed your mind?
	I mean, I'm like 50-50 because I kind of see like...
	50-50.
	Men are just wired a certain way and...
	Was your guy cheating on you?
	No, I don't think so.
	She don't know.
	That nigga was Splendid Kale and the pussy.
	She don't know.
	All right, go ahead.
	I think, yeah, men are just wired a certain way.
	Did your dad have multiple wives or no?
	No, no.
	I mean, he probably did something.
	She don't know.
	That nigga was a Qatar, bro.
	She don't know.
	Qatar got some money, man.
	I know.
	Hello, my mom!
	So yeah, part of me feels that I would allow a man to, if you were honest with me and upfront, I would probably maybe be okay with it more down the line of my life.
	He's got to make money though, right?
	Yeah, he has to be the dream guy.
	That was the scenario.
	If he was the dream guy, then yeah.
	What about you?
	Now they're all changing their minds, man.
	It's okay.
	It's one brave woman to say, I know the truth.
	Yeah.
	And then they all said, okay, yeah, you're right.
	But I'm wildly uncomfortable with it.
	Of course.
	I'm too jealous for that.
	Yeah, I think if I grow, maybe more.
	Well, maturity is important in life.
	So who's the captain of the boat?
	You or him, then?
	I'm the captain, no.
	Who's the captain of the boat, then?
	Yeah, I need a very masculine man because my position in work is very...
	Well, you do realize a masculine man...
	Like, okay, I always love when girls say they want a hyper-masc.
	You do realize a hyper-masc man is going to say, I'm going to do what I want.
	- Yeah.
	- Right?
	- And not listen to you.
	- Yeah.
	- Don't allow you guys to do. - Allow me.
	- Oh, I love my guys. - I find it interesting how girls want a guy that's like successful, makes money, ambitious, et cetera, And then y'all are like, oh, he cheated on me!
	And he's gonna listen to you.
	It's like I have the free power now.
	Like, now you have to buy me something.
	Like, now you have to give me money, bro.
	Money!
	Now you have to give me the money!
	Yes!
	Yes!
	But with you, like, do you understand that, like, dynamic?
	Like, if you're with a super masculine guy, like, he's probably gonna tell you, like, your opinion doesn't matter.
	What do you think?
	Well, hopefully that masculine man is respectful.
	Yeah, of course.
	Honest.
	Yeah, he just won't tell you.
	And then he treats us like a best friend kind of thing also, so he's just honest with everything.
	Treats who?
	You're hoping for a lot there.
	Wait, so you do accept the cheating then?
	I'm not hoping.
	Now you accept it?
	I'll get it.
	I mean...
	You just have to believe.
	Okay, so first it was not accepted, now you want to be friends with a bitch?
	What?
	What?
	What dude has told you?
	What the hell?
	To your face, listen, I love you.
	No, not with her, with him, you know?
	To have that open communication.
	Hold on, hold on, let me ask you this.
	You're a boat captain, right?
	Your first mate, are they your friend?
	I actually drive a boat by myself, so I don't have a first mate on there.
	Okay You've had passengers right?
	Yes.
	Do the passengers tell you how to drive the boat?
	They don't, no.
	You dictate where you go, how you go, speed, everything, correct?
	Correct.
	No one has any say on navigation, nothing except for you, correct?
	Oh, it depends on the group.
	Sometimes I'll be like, whatever you guys, do you want to swim?
	Yeah, but at the end of the day, they don't dictate how you do it.
	Like, you'll ask, do you guys want to swim?
	And then you're going to take them somewhere safe to swim.
	You know the places.
	Yeah, of course.
	You know, you might want to go a little bit degrees east here, west.
	Like, no, you run everything, right?
	Yeah.
	Wouldn't it be fair to say that, like, the man is the same thing?
	Sure, I would like him to.
	But then there's...
	See, it's the but.
	That's the problem.
	There's certain things that just aren't acceptable for me.
	I'd rather end up alone than end up with a man that doesn't respect me and...
	It's like saying, yo, I want a dog that can bite motherfuckers and is a great dog and super well-trained and they get mad when the dog bites somebody.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You can train your dog to bite everyone else except for you.
	You're missing the point.
	What I'm saying is you want all the positives without the negatives.
	What I'm trying to say is that type of man comes with inherent significant benefits, but the deficiencies are there.
	So you're saying all men cheat?
	Most men.
	We're saying if they can, they probably will.
	Yeah.
	I'll make it nice and concise for you guys.
	Men typically are only as faithful as their options.
	The more successful and the more money and the more attractive he is, the higher propensity that he will cheat.
	And women just have to accept that.
	So, if you've got a higher value of a guy, you're not going to have him to yourself.
	Because the reality is, I don't know if I should do this exercise, but I kind of want to.
	I'm going to do it, man.
	Fuck it.
	Ladies, hold up ten fingers, please.
	I want to play a game.
	Two hands.
	We're going to play this game because I think this is very educating.
	Okay?
	I want you to name one trait about yourself that makes you a good girlfriend.
	Okay?
	It can be something like, I'm loyal.
	Take one finger down.
	And then if she says that, and you're also loyal...
	She works out.
	Okay.
	It could be that.
	It could be that.
	Oh, yeah.
	But, like, yeah, if that's the trait, let's say she says work out, and you also work out, I want you to take a finger down.
	Yeah.
	So, does that make sense?
	All right, everybody, ten fingers up.
	Go ahead and name one thing about yourself that would be redeeming for a man in a relationship.
	I'm attractive Okay Okay, great That's the ego booster for the girls.
	Okay, what about you?
	I can cook.
	All right, if you can cook, take a finger down.
	What about you?
	How do you put your finger down?
	Holy shit.
	I'm loyal.
	It's harder than it looks bad.
	She's like, how you put your finger down?
	Okay, all right, what about you?
	I'm loyal.
	You're loyal.
	She's loyal.
	She's not a whore.
	What about you?
	I'm a great support.
	Supportive partner.
	Okay, if you're a supportive girlfriend.
	Okay, so emotional support.
	Like a dog?
	Got it.
	No, like I support you in everything that you do.
	I'm your biggest fan and cheerleader.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate that.
	Fresh needs that.
	I cheer you on.
	Alright, what about you?
	I'm like a housewife.
	Alright!
	She's a housewife.
	Like, she will be a wife.
	With kids.
	What about you?
	Well, one.
	One.
	Wait, you got one, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	She got the Wu-Tang Clan.
	What about you?
	Helpful.
	All right, you're helpful.
	Okay, now, let's go around one more time.
	Yeah.
	Since we have...
	Okay, six.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, one more time around.
	One more thing about you.
	Did we say supportive?
	Yeah, she did.
	Somebody already repeated.
	Fantastic.
	Honest.
	Okay.
	Alright, if you're not a lying sack of shit, put a finger down.
	What about you?
	I'm a great mom.
	Alright.
	If you're a great mom or have the potential to be a great mom.
	What about a pet mom?
	Okay, yeah, potential.
	Yeah, there you go.
	What about you?
	I can have an intellectual conversation.
	You're smart.
	I'm not an airhead.
	Great.
	If you're smart, you better not put a finger down.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No, you're not.
	Alright, what about you?
	One more thing.
	A redeeming trait about you.
	For a man.
	I'm good at sake sake.
	Come on, bro.
	If you're good with the BJs, I guess, put a finger down, ladies.
	And then, what about you?
	All fingers are gone.
	What about you?
	All fingers gone?
	Okay.
	Who has anything left?
	Hold on.
	Who has anything left?
	Nobody.
	Congratulations.
	You guys are all the fucking same.
	Let's go.
	I love doing that exercise because it demonstrates that women think, oh, I deserve a top-tier guy to myself.
	But then when I ask, what do you bring to the table to a man?
	Women virtually bring all the same thing.
	And this isn't to make you guys feel like shit.
	It's to let you guys understand that you don't have as much power in the relationship marketplace as you think you do.
	You can attract a man.
	You can get a man.
	Maybe he'll court you.
	He'll date you.
	Get a bag of kale with you.
	Split it.
	Maybe he'll do 70-30 this time.
	Who knows?
	But the point is, is that women don't have as much specialty as they think they do.
	Yeah.
	So if you get with a guy making $100,000 per year, six foot tall, he's in the top 1% automatically.
	And there's a lot of girls that want him, but are the same amount of guys that have that status want you?
	That's the question.
	Long term, at least.
	Yeah, like long term.
	And I already told you guys how rare it is to find a provider in 2025. You could thank feminism for that.
	Yep.
	Right?
	The Yehudis brought that.
	Alright.
	Does she know what that means?
	Okay, never mind.
	We're gonna move on.
	Okay, we're gonna move on.
	We're comedians.
	Okay, last chat's here.
	Okay, yeah.
	Last chat's and we'll close this up.
	Yo, y'all should cover this 304's tits with mayonnaise and throw bologna at them and see if you can make a stick.
	Nigga, what are you talking about?
	Bro, come on, man.
	That's a strange request.
	That's a strange request.
	Has anyone ever asked you that?
	one okay no matter shout out Ladies, would you rather chase an education career by a cat with a lot of slow...
	What?
	I haven't found any kids in your prime with a man you qualify for.
	Alright, we'll just say this.
	Career and money or family and children?
	Family, because money is like, it comes and goes.
	Family.
	Family.
	I'm a mother.
	Your mom too?
	I'm a mom.
	Family and children.
	She's Cuban and Mexican.
	So yeah, we should have been expecting that.
	You have a kid?
	I'm a mommy.
	Boy or girl?
	A boy.
	How old?
	Two.
	Yo, he's fucked in like 10 years, bro.
	No, if it was a daughter, I'd be worried.
	What are you saying?
	No, but he's like, I saw your mom.
	You got a son too?
	Wait, hold on.
	Did y'all want a son?
	I did.
	You did, right?
	I did.
	Why is it, bro?
	I find it interesting.
	I think most women, their first child, they always want a son.
	Well, I mean, it makes sense.
	What about you?
	First child, what would you want?
	I don't care.
	Well, in your country, I'll kill the daughters anyway.
	What about you?
	I want a girl.
	We can have two now, so we don't kill them.
	Oh, shit.
	You have two now?
	Three.
	Three.
	Oh, yeah!
	What the fuck?
	Is that a Rolex?
	What is that?
	Yeah.
	Deja vu all over again.
	Well, she's Chinese.
	Yeah, bro.
	She probably made it.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah.
	You got to take everything with a grain of salt.
	No pun intended with the Chinese.
	I know.
	Oh, grain of rice.
	Grain of rice.
	Grain of rice.
	Yeah, in this case.
	What about you?
	I want a girl.
	Why?
	Because I like girly things.
	I want to like...
	As your first kid?
	I want to do my girl's hair and I just want to bond with my girl.
	Come on, your first kid.
	As your first kid?
	Come on.
	First kid.
	First kid.
	I mean, yeah, I don't really care.
	I just want a girl.
	Like, I don't really want a boy.
	I feel like boys are crazy.
	You know why?
	Emotional, damn it!
	Most girls want typically a son.
	My nephews are crazy.
	And I'm like, I want a niece.
	I want a daughter.
	How old are your nephews?
	I have, like, one is ten and one is three.
	And I love them.
	They're just crazy.
	Boys are wild.
	I mean, boys are wild?
	Yo, you know crazy?
	What?
	A lot.
	Van Cleef.
	Fuck, man.
	Okay, so I tried to ask this girl a fake Van Cleef bracelet.
	She's from China.
	She's like, wait a minute.
	Something wrong here.
	Made in China.
	It didn't work.
	It didn't work, bro.
	I thought I was being slick.
	I was like, fuck, man, she's from China.
	We make it.
	We make it.
	Why would you give us this?
	I was like, you know what?
	I like her.
	She funny, bro.
	She got some jokes right themselves, bro.
	I'm like, this is a great idea.
	I was like, no, it's not.
	This Chinese connection is great.
	She called our uncle.
	Hey, Young, did you make this?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	She said, yeah, I sold it to that black guy.
	She said, picture back home is like, oh, this is not real.
	Not real.
	Here's a good thing.
	At least she has the jewelry up front.
	You don't got to do that.
	Worry about that.
	She admitted she made it herself, so maybe she can hook you up.
	There you go.
	Yeah, I'll make one for you.
	She's a plug.
	Okay, awesome.
	Fantastic.
	I got no jewelry.
	Femme ring.
	Femme ring.
	Okay, where are we here?
	What we got?
	Something doesn't add up.
	Miss China, you said you have a body count of seven, but at the same time you're practicing celibacy despite stating you only do long-term relationships.
	What exactly are you avoiding?
	People don't need to take a break from sexual activity if they only have sex in long-term relationships.
	That only happy after extensive sexual indiscretion.
	What are you hiding?
	Damn, the niggas are trying to challenge the Chinese math.
	Let's go.
	I'm not hiding anything.
	What I said is all true.
	I've been in longer relationships, but recently I've just been doing some self-reflecting and really wondering why my relationships haven't been working out.
	So I'm just taking some time to heal for myself.
	When was your last relationship?
	Like, honestly, five months ago.
	Damn, y'all broke up at the same time.
	Yeah, we did.
	We literally moved in together.
	Are you just friends?
	Yep, we're roommates.
	Oh, shit.
	What the heck?
	We broke up with our guy at the same time and moved in together.
	Yeah.
	Same journey.
	Wait, how'd y'all...
	How'd y'all...
	Wait, you came from here?
	We met at a party.
	Okay, that's what I was gonna ask next to you.
	At a house party, yeah.
	House party.
	Uh-oh.
	All right, so, uh...
	What's wrong with you?
	There's nothing wrong with me.
	I'm just taking, like, the next two years.
	Listen, I mean, you're in shape.
	You're hot.
	Nice tits.
	I mean, you know, like, why would you?
	Okay?
	Why aren't you married?
	Like, what?
	Because, like, guys, we want to date you, right?
	So, tell me, like, what is wrong with you?
	Um, I mean, like, I have a temper.
	I have a really bad temper.
	I don't see it.
	Like, is it like a loyal temper?
	Or is it like, oh, I saw you cheating, bitch?
	Like, what the fuck?
	Or is it like some random shit where you're nagging a lot?
	No, I'm not nagging a lot, but like, if you're like dishonest with me, like...
	Oh, family?
	I killed you!
	I killed you!
	Family!
	What was the guy from?
	Was he like Chinese or black or what was he?
	No, he was a white.
	White guy.
	No, he didn't cheat on me.
	It was a lot of things.
	We had like...
	Was he in New York City?
	No, he was here.
	Oh, Miami.
	Oh, for one year, but...
	You've been here for one year, though.
	It was a really short relationship with this guy, but you said when was the last relationship?
	Council of Chat.
	Okay, so...
	Okay, why the end then?
	Like, what did he do?
	Because you broke up with him or he broke up with you?
	It was mutual, but he moved.
	Castle Club.
	No, sir.
	What's going on?
	No?
	We're on YouTube and none.
	Let's go to Rumble.
	Come on.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	But before we go, guys, it is time to buy tickets to the event.
	Oh, shit.
	Next month.
	Yeah, niggas.
	22nd of February.
	We're having a big event here in Miami.
	The biggest, the best, pressure fit, live in studio at the event.
	Two hours first.
	It's going to be for Castle Club members, free of course.
	After that, we're having the main event from 2 to 6. It's going to be speakers, ourselves talking on stage, and networking as well for premium members.
	And then last but not least, after party, yacht party, for premium members only.
	Pickers are pretty much almost gone.
	We'll bring these girls there for you guys.
	And they're down below in your login.
	So log into Castle Club and Premium, and you'll see it there as a link.
	Alright.
	Rumble?
	Rumble time.
	Alright.
	Because they found something No?
	Okay.
	Okay, got it.
	What happened?
	No, there's something in the chat.
	No, no, no.
	Got it.
	All right.
	Chris always crying.
	All right.
	All right.
	So, okay.
	So, like, you said you were with him for, like, a year and it didn't work out?
	Uh, like, six months.
	I'm in Miami for a year, but I was with him for like six months.
	That was the last guy, but the last guy before that, I was with him for two years.
	Why'd that one end?
	Yo, fresh.
	Tell him to join the cast club if they want to know.
	Did he have money?
	Yeah.
	Fair.
	And then the last guy, what'd he do that fucked it up?
	The last guy?
	Yeah, the white guy.
	He just wasn't ambitious.
	He wasn't where I wanted him to be.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Yeah, it makes sense.
	Like you said, I slowly, like, you know when women, like, they lose feelings for you?
	That's what happened.
	Okay.
	It's like the sex was great, but then, like...
	So he was, like, physically attractive, but, uh...
	Everything else was just...
	Was he, like, bossing him around and shit?
	Was I bossing him around?
	No, I don't boss him around.
	Yeah, nigga.
	But, like, were you, like, dictating to...
	Okay, maybe you are telling me, you bitch ass nigga do this, but, like, were you, like...
	Dictating how things go.
	Like, he would ask you for permission and shit.
	To do things.
	I don't know, man.
	Something Wong.
	Something Wong?
	Yeah, something Wong.
	What's Wong?
	I don't know, man.
	Something Wong.
	It's a cast club.
	So, join niggas in cast club.
	It's a cast club?
	Alright.
	I don't know.
	We gotta end this thing?
	Alright.
	What's the last thing you wanna say?
	Last thoughts.
	Alright.
	Last thoughts from the girls.
	We'll start with...
	Well, we got some more chats before we do that, though.
	Right?
	Okay.
	The last one, sir?
	Bro, I promise you the niggas are FBI agents.
	Shit they find in there is fucking crazy.
	Yeah, yeah, listen, man.
	Trust me, you don't want to know what they found.
	I ain't saying shit, man.
	Yeah, I ain't saying shit either.
	Guys, join Castle Club, man.
	Holy shit.
	What the fuck, bro?
	I'm curious.
	What the hell's going on?
	I know, bro.
	I'll tell you later.
	Something very wrong.
	Something wrong?
	Very, very wrong.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Is he a Chinese spy?
	No, no.
	Pneumonia, these hoes look like Thai ladyboys?
	What the fuck?
	What the hell, pneumonia?
	Anybody in here, Tranny?
	No, no.
	I asked before show.
	Yo, bro.
	I swear to God.
	Today?
	Everyone here was born a woman, right?
	I was in somebody's car.
	I want to see who it is.
	Famous, by the way.
	Let's go FaceTime him while we're in the car.
	Then I'm like, oh!
	She looks familiar.
	But I'm thinking to myself, like, from where I know this chick, right?
	And then I call my other boy, like, bro, you know this chick?
	I saw her Instagram.
	And then he was like, oh yeah, I know what that is.
	Who is that?
	It was a guy born a girl.
	Sorry, it was a guy that turned into a girl, but looks like a woman completely.
	I mean, yeah.
	And if you didn't know...
	In a club or outside, you will never know.
	And you know this individual, though.
	Because she made a whole video talking about who she exposed in Miami before.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	This is the girl.
	Okay.
	She went on a bunch of podcasts doing this shit.
	But if you didn't know, you would never know.
	She fucked a bunch of rappers and made a video about it.
	That's crazy, bro.
	Two years ago, right?
	That's scary.
	But you would never know if you didn't know.
	What's her name again?
	I don't even know her name.
	Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
	She exposed NBA players and shit.
	I was like, nigga, you can't do this shit, bro.
	Yeah, bro, shit.
	That's scary, bro.
	Imagine you're in a club, and you see, like, oh, she's hot.
	Nigga, he's chatting.
	That's why, bro.
	I'm all Drake, man.
	Yo, listen, though.
	Test, man.
	I know.
	What?
	What was that?
	The test.
	What's the test, Chris?
	Nigga said the test.
	Hey, no, no, you know what?
	Nah.
	Nigga said the two-figure test.
	This nigga fucking gay.
	Oh, no, no.
	What?
	Gay what?
	This nigga gay.
	It's gay as fuck, bro.
	Sorry.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You say I'm gay, nigga?
	Hey, nigga.
	Don't go wrong about me saying I'm gay, man.
	No, no.
	You're not gay.
	I'm kidding, bro.
	No, no, no.
	Don't care about being gay, bro.
	It's one thing, bro.
	Because you're straight, nigga.
	I know that you're straight, nigga.
	Thank you, fresh.
	Yo, boy, Lem.
	I put two ratings from Stutter.
	Bob Sapp for Brazilian Fighting Cock for Happy Endings.
	YouTube Worshipper?
	White Worshipper.
	Oh.
	four jinx three crescent moon four miracle whip six who's the miracle i think it's her wait well that's us this panel is like somewhat decent tonight question for ladies would you date a bum who is going to be no bro they don't do bumps anymore right no more bums never negative cool uh tom jones yeah no more uh tom jones with a follow-up rating for the panel starting from myron
	Haram, 3. Titanic, 2. Diablo, 2.1.
	Criminal Shin Yu, 2.2.
	Kosher Saleswoman, 2.3.
	And then Sniper's Dream, 1. Nigga, why are you calling Sniper's Dream?
	Go ahead.
	Oh my god!
	I see what you did there.
	You were playing too much Call of Duty, nigga.
	Alright.
	Ladies, in your eyes, who is the prettiest girl on the panel?
	Alright, yeah.
	Let's do it.
	I guess we can do it real quick.
	Just point at her.
	Make it simple.
	Yeah, point at her.
	On three.
	On three.
	One.
	Two three You're a queen yeah, you're ten ladies name three presidents can't name truck Bro, what the fuck we'll make it better Name three countries.
	We'll start here.
	You can't...
	Okay, so this is the question for ladies on the panel.
	Start here.
	Okay.
	Name two countries.
	You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
	And you can't repeat whatever the ghost said before you.
	Or where you're from.
	And no helping ladies.
	Yeah, no Jamaica, no Qatar as well.
	Or Palestine.
	Big countries, you got this.
	China.
	Nope.
	That was said.
	Yeah, she tried.
	Oh, okay.
	Um, Guyana.
	Okay.
	Brazil.
	Alright.
	And, uh...
	Bahamas.
	Bomboca!
	Girls, we have not had a panel that actually named three countries fully in the past, what, a year?
	No, no, no, no.
	Last night.
	Last night.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	I missed it, so...
	Oh, yeah, me too.
	And, um, TTS coming.
	You better miss it again.
	You better miss it again.
	Hold on, you got time.
	You got time.
	You got time.
	Come on, man.
	Derayar Frank Castle, 512 tip, $35.
	The chat is going crazy right now with all the pics and ads from these 304s selling box.
	They want T-Expose why the ladies are single.
	Hey, it's fine, man.
	Join the country club, guys.
	It's as simple as that.
	It's fine, man.
	Oh, no.
	Just keep going.
	Oh, no.
	Just keep going, man.
	See?
	Not again.
	Not again.
	If I told you guys, man.
	All right, drink country, go ahead.
	You've got to be in trouble, guys.
	Hey, I told you, man.
	No, no.
	No.
	No.
	We believe in you.
	Come on, man.
	I didn't go to that class.
	Come on, just do it, man.
	Travel, vacation, vacation.
	Come on, man.
	You move on earth, man.
	Think soccer.
	Do it.
	We're going to go to travel, too.
	Come here, son, man.
	Come on, man.
	Three countries.
	Come on.
	You got this.
	Come on, man.
	Think of your kid.
	If this was Hennessy, I would take a shot.
	If this was Hennessy, I would take a shot.
	Come on.
	Don't worry.
	Take a shot for me.
	All right.
	How about this?
	If Chris Rodriguez can name three countries, you could do it.
	No, it's okay.
	Bro.
	All right.
	Turkey.
	Nigeria.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, Chris.
	Chris.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's fine.
	Chris, what about you?
	No, I did it!
	That was me!
	What was that?
	Australia, what else?
	Indonesia.
	Alright.
	Of course she knows.
	Okay.
	You didn't mean the enemy, bro?
	Yeah.
	That's wild.
	What about you?
	Come on, man.
	You know.
	No helping, Chris.
	No, you're right.
	Egypt.
	Alright.
	That's one.
	Two more.
	Two more.
	Hurrah One more One more Wait I just had one on the top of my head No we believe you Oh Greece Shit Good job Okay we got this Your turn Captain France, Spain and Germany You better go that Alright what about you
	Slovenia, Croatia, and Hungary.
	Alright.
	She was hungry, for real.
	Damn, bro.
	You messed it up, man.
	We could've hired a pet, man.
	Damn.
	Maybe next time.
	Next time.
	You know what we need to do?
	We need to make a reward.
	We should make a reward.
	We gotta make a reward to incentivize them.
	Shot to Hennessy.
	At some point.
	Alright.
	What do we got next?
	Maybe a shot.
	I may be Shang Nu tonight.
	Mr. B93. What the fuck?
	I don't know what that means.
	I have an idea.
	Let's all show our t- No, bro.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck?
	No, ladies.
	No, no, no, no.
	Tom Jones here with a follow-up rating for the panel starting from Myron.
	No, we read this one?
	Oh, yeah, that was a TTS, bro.
	Thank you, bro.
	What else we got?
	Okay, ladies, we'll do thoughts on the show.
	Last thoughts.
	Hate it, love it.
	How's the show for you?
	We'll start right here.
	Love it.
	Don't lie.
	Why?
	I had a good time.
	It was interesting conversations.
	Thank you for coming.
	We didn't go hard enough.
	Happy to be here.
	Thanks for having me.
	Damn it.
	Alright, what about you?
	I'm trying to find something to insults Ron.
	It's hard though.
	Niggas are saying someone here sells boxes.
	Is it you?
	I gotta be the asshole a little bit.
	Is that you?
	No?
	Poker face, I guess.
	What about you?
	What?
	What about you?
	It was good.
	Listening to guys' perspectives.
	Interesting.
	Did you learn anything?
	Did I learn?
	I definitely observed.
	That's a no.
	If you meet a taller, stronger captain, can you control your ship?
	I don't.
	No, I don't do captains.
	He meant it metaphorically.
	Metaphorically.
	Okay, yeah, sure.
	For sure.
	Okay, great.
	Did you learn anything?
	No.
	Cooked, man.
	Cooked.
	Alright, alright.
	You know what?
	What?
	For your first boat trip with clients, I will come.
	For me?
	Yeah, yeah.
	My first one?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wait, she already charters people, right?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, but really?
	It's like been like eight years.
	Yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	It's been eight years?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	You know what?
	Fuck it.
	Yo, Chris saw you when she was in training this whole time.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole time.
	What?
	Did you not see the part that she said like she like let niggas swim and shit?
	You missed that part.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I won't lie.
	I mean, she's too busy swimming in any.
	No, no, no.
	I mean, she's pretty, but I'm like, what the fuck?
	What's going on, man?
	Okay.
	All right, Chris.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	It is crazy, though.
	We had a boat captain.
	That's too many jokes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, listen, she survived this long, so I'll give her props.
	What about you?
	This is true.
	Oh, she's cooked.
	That I had a good time.
	I like it.
	It's fun.
	There's one thing you could take away from the podcast, if anything.
	The what?
	Never mind.
	Bless you, Chris.
	Bless you.
	What was the question?
	I'm so sorry.
	Stupid.
	Bro, you were zoned out the whole show, man.
	Where were you at?
	Maybe better questions, I feel like.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	To be honest with you.
	I like to joke a lot and stuff.
	Maybe like the funny joke.
	We're giving a bunch of funny jokes, man.
	You just weren't listening, bro.
	I don't think she understood.
	I think she has ADD, man.
	I don't think she understood.
	ADD on the dude.
	See?
	I'm telling you, man.
	Turn it up.
	What?
	Okay.
	Turn it up.
	Yeah, we need to turn it up.
	Tequila Henny?
	What's up?
	What's up?
	What's up, girl?
	I mean, I know that we don't do, like, the Tequila Henny.
	But, you know, we got to turn up a little bit.
	You know what I'm saying?
	We got to have a little fun.
	I would have liked a little, like, guess what?
	Guess what's in the box?
	The box?
	All right, so.
	Girl.
	What about some new box?
	Something that silicone got to her head, I guess.
	No, no, but definitely funny.
	A test of span.
	I had a really good time.
	It was very...
	Did we connect some dots for you?
	You really did.
	It made sense.
	Everything you said.
	I get it.
	Sorry, Fresh.
	Well, you got a little bit of time with Fresh before you become Xinyu, which means expired woman in Chinese.
	I'm surprised you don't know that phrase.
	Maybe you're not saying it correct.
	What are you saying?
	Am I saying you?
	It might be...
	I don't know.
	What about you?
	Nigga, you know how to say it.
	Come on.
	I know Japanese.
	This nigga Mo knows like 26 languages just to get pussy, bro.
	She's crazy.
	Shout out to Xiao Hong Shu.
	What the fuck?
	She's not like a cake.
	I don't know, man.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you got to say?
	It was fun.
	I had a good time.
	What'd you learn?
	I mean, I agree.
	Yeah, for real.
	But I agree with a lot of stuff that you were saying, so.
	Like what?
	Everything.
	All right, because obviously she don't know.
	Name one thing.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I'm calling out.
	Name one thing.
	No, everything.
	Like the point of view that he was having.
	Like one, like what?
	Like what point of view?
	About how the man is more dominant.
	And the man's position when we were talking about that.
	Alright, man.
	She's made by the skin of her teeth, man.
	Yeah, good job.
	What about you, man?
	Yeah, I had a great time.
	Motherfucker.
	What did I learn?
	Nothing, nigga.
	You know she reminds me of like Dylan.
	Who's the hottest girl?
	Me.
	Yeah, I spit on fire You're too close to me, man You're too close to me, man It's giving Dailan Yeah, it's giving Dailan Dailan right now Papuno Beach Sorry, go ahead Yep Boom, Baka Motherfucking Yeah What did I learn?
	Yeah, final thoughts and if you learn anything at all.
	And if you didn't, then you can just...
	You guys are, you know, unique.
	Okay.
	Unique.
	How are we unique?
	Is your name Shanique?
	Conversations.
	No, you forgot.
	My name is Jay.
	Jay.
	Actually, Jim.
	Yeah, Jim.
	Oh, Jim.
	Oh, okay.
	You don't know your alphabet.
	A.K.A. Storm.
	Yeah, okay.
	How'd it go from Jem to Storm to Jake?
	I think she wanted it, bro.
	Honestly.
	What?
	Whenever black people aren't by their names.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	She wanted it.
	Yeah, I know Isis is out.
	You said Isis?
	I think that's her.
	What the fuck?
	Digga, where do you live?
	Anyhow, is that it?
	Yeah, I'm done.
	No, we know you're cooked.
	Alright, this was a great panel, man.
	Alright, girls, I will personally invite you out to the yacht party.
	We'll be at the yacht party in February.
	It should be fun.
	Alright, you guys are good sports.
	Let me drive.
	No, actually, the most docks is not moving.
	Let's vote for the captain.
	Oh, you know what?
	Be there, like a whole hat and everything.
	Do it.
	Oh, you mean the captain hat?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't wear that.
	It's not cute.
	It'll be hot, though, for us.
	She's probably been asked that a million times.
	Oh, put a captain hat on!
	You actually got a female captain for real?
	Yeah!
	I want to see the chat after, please, because I want to see what we're talking about.
	Okay, cool.
	Good show, guys.
	I'll be live tomorrow.
	I'm going to be covering politics and commentary, probably talk some more about what's going on with guys on Donald Trump.
	All the girls' Instagrams are below.
	I'm sure they'd love for you to send them a dick pic because they're all single anyway.
	And don't forget to come February 22nd, guys, to the Mastermind.
	Absolutely free if you're a Castle Club premium member of a regular Castle Club, two hours.
	And I'll be live tomorrow at 5 p.m., guys.
	Love you guys.
	Timestamps will be up soon.

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