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Girls Walk Off Pod After Being Exposed As Thots By Chat! 🤣

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	Thank you.
	Welcome to Fresh Up Podcast, man.
	Today we're going to be talking about...
	What's that?
	After hours, actually.
	A lot of stuff.
	We're talking about Grammys, gay a little bit.
	Dating.
	Yeah, man.
	And of course, your guys' questions.
	Let's get into it.
	it.
	Let's go.
	Look into it.
	How many cares, bro?
	Get out!
	We're back.
	We're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Freshly Podcast, man.
	After Arts Edition, we'll join with some lovely ladies.
	What?
	It's Monday?
	We did Money Monday earlier.
	Yep.
	We had a whole talk about making money, how to save, and FBAs again.
	What is this?
	Like the fifth podcast of the day?
	Yeah.
	For you?
	Yeah.
	Well, no, no, no.
	Because you did one, too.
	I mean, between all of us.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Pretty much.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah, I did my show earlier at 5. By the way, guys, it's called The Debrief of Iron Gains, Monday to Friday, 5 p.m.
	It's a political-slash-cultural commentary show.
	I break down the news, etc.
	We talked about the tariff wars between Trump and Canada and Mexico, obviously, but they need because we are superior to them in every single way.
	And then I talked about, I'm going to cover it more, but the H3 and Hassan beef, whatever.
	We covered a bunch of politics.
	We covered the new anti-Semitism bill that they're passing out, banning visa holders.
	We talked about a bunch of stuff, man.
	So make sure you tune in to that.
	And then you had an episode with your thing.
	We did a vlog today.
	It was a vlog?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I sold most of my cars, and I'm becoming a, what's the word again?
	Minimalist, so to speak.
	Yep.
	Minimalist.
	Not the cow.
	And, yeah.
	No, that's good stuff.
	New car tomorrow.
	Let's go!
	Wait, what?
	Okay, Chris, go ahead.
	I'm just kidding, kidding.
	So, happy Wakanda month.
	We here, you know.
	I mean, it's Black History Month, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Shout out to the chat.
	Shout out to the girls on the panel.
	Yeah, I mean...
	And you know what?
	I see some of you guys at Rumble talking shit, man.
	Fuck you guys.
	Oh, Chris, man.
	His comments is off.
	He's picky about guys.
	Guys, I don't care about that kind of shit, man.
	But if you guys act stupid, I'm going to block you, man.
	Wait, Chris, what did you say?
	No, people are talking shit in fucking Rumble chat.
	Oh, Chris, I have comments on YouTube.
	I don't know YouTube, but IG. I'm like, nigga, because you guys are talking...
	You guys are stupid as fuck, man.
	I don't want to read that shit, bro.
	So, shout out to you guys.
	Oh, you want to know why I took it off?
	Because that time where...
	Wait, you took what off?
	No, the comments on YouTube.
	Oh.
	Sorry, on IG. Okay.
	Oh, you had comments on IG? Yeah, and I took it off because...
	Oh, you took your comment section off?
	Because for a bit, because I forgot.
	Because that one week, those girls came after you.
	Oh!
	So...
	Yeah, I got it too, actually.
	Wait, which week?
	Remember the whole thing about, uh...
	The big fight.
	You know...
	The big fight.
	With the...
	The girls on the show that were...
	When I was making the Donkey Kong comments?
	Yes.
	Speaking of which, can I get the Donkey Kong sound effect?
	And the whole week I was getting death threats and shit like that.
	I'm like, okay.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	So, whatever.
	You know, for you niggas, I'll keep it on, man.
	You know, but you talk shit, you'll be blocked.
	Okay, so you had it off because of me.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Bro, that's crazy, bro.
	Even people associated me gotta take their comments off, bro.
	Yeah.
	Chris, where can they find you?
	Yeah.
	Find me on OnlyFans, man.
	What?
	Shout out to you guys, man.
	Down below, actually.
	You know, links down below.
	You know, it's the OnlyFans, though.
	It's only Instagram, Twitch, and...
	Well, he's right.
	Only his fans watch him, so...
	Yeah, I know.
	Wow!
	Good one!
	But yeah, guys, we got two things.
	We got a free Mastermind for you guys on February 22nd, later on this month.
	Completely free if you're a Cast Club member or a Cast Club premium member.
	If you're a Cast Club member regular, you're able to get in and have access for the first two hours.
	Then if you're a premium member, which is only $98 per month, by the way, you're able to get in absolutely free and hang out the whole time.
	It's going to be a good time.
	We're getting out.
	The venue's going to be here in Miami somewhere, so stay tuned for that.
	We'll have the address for you guys.
	Maybe in a couple weeks.
	We don't want to put it out too early.
	Also, we're doing on Friday a Subathon.
	Our first one ever on Rumble.
	Shelter Rumble, by the way.
	Rumble Subathon coming.
	Yep.
	So that's going to be a good day.
	And any other announcements?
	That's pretty much it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, we can read some tests and we'll have the girls introduce themselves.
	Last thing, though.
	VIP party.
	We almost sold all tickets for the after party after the event.
	It's going to be here in Miami.
	Drinks, girls, yachts, everything in between.
	Hop into that.
	It's going to be limited spots only.
	Yeah, you guys crashed the website.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Shout out to y'all, by the way.
	And we'll see you guys there.
	The only 50 spots.
	Noble fixed it.
	So shout out to you guys for crashing the website.
	But yeah, it should be good now.
	What do we got next?
	Or chats.
	Okay.
	Ladies, think about this.
	Go ahead.
	How many bodies do you think go next to you has?
	WCS gang?
	Common Sense gang.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, we'll do a body comparison.
	Which just means, for example, how many bodies you got?
	Seven.
	You gotta guess her body count.
	Basically.
	You can either confirm or deny or give an answer.
	Who's going first?
	You guess the girl to your right's body count and then we continue on.
	Seven.
	You think seven?
	Alright.
	I mean, not this month.
	I mean, in total, like, from when she was able to fuck.
	I'm just making it clear!
	Okay, okay, are we doing this?
	Are you gonna be mad at me?
	I don't care.
	53.
	You see?
	53.
	You see?
	Have you ever done like any sex work or no?
	No.
	Not the cow.
	I mean, I'm to these though, man.
	20?
	20?
	All right.
	Not this month.
	And you can, like, confirm or deny it or, like, correct them if you want after they give the number.
	So that's up to you if you guys want to say anything after.
	I would confirm it.
	I like that number.
	That's a good answer.
	20?
	All right.
	What about you?
	What about her body count for you?
	Is that accurate?
	Inaccurate?
	I would say...
	I would say...
	Uh-oh.
	19. All right.
	It's a random number.
	Is that a high number?
	Yeah, it's really high.
	Good for you, baby.
	Good for you.
	Can I redo it?
	I mean, sweetie, I don't know.
	Three?
	Not today.
	I would say...
	Yeah, okay, okay.
	Not above five.
	That's for sure.
	Fuck, this is...
	Okay.
	I'm just going to say 12. Damn, that's fucked up.
	What?
	I wish.
	I wish.
	Not swim.
	Not swim.
	What do you guess, bro?
	Tell her what's up.
	Do girls count?
	Seven.
	Seven.
	A little more than that.
	A little more than that.
	Alright, now you can go ahead and guess hers.
	She already said seven, so that doesn't feel...
	But do you believe that, though?
	She's Asian, come on.
	I am an angel.
	I'll go with a solid 13. Okay.
	Just to bring it above seven, you know?
	Yeah.
	How did you know?
	That's almost double, though.
	All right.
	What's the next one?
	Was there a second part to the question?
	No, you're just saying it.
	No, that was it, right?
	Yeah, Gangs.
	All right.
	And then, ladies, congratulations on being independent and a queen.
	I am curious what year and model car do you have?
	I know y'all riding in style and not catching a bus everywhere.
	That's such a good one.
	That's a first.
	I've never got this question before.
	All right.
	So, ladies, what year and model car do you drive?
	I have a 2023 Kia Sportage.
	Damn, that's that whole car.
	What about you?
	That's a whole car.
	It's a mid-sized sedan, actually.
	What about you?
	I have a 2019 Mercedes GLA. Oh, she bought that money.
	She bought that brand.
	Mercedes what?
	GMG? GLA. It's nice.
	Which one is the GLA?
	It's like the truck version of the Mercedes.
	CLA.
	Okay.
	Very nice.
	SUV, yeah.
	What about you?
	I have a Lexus 2024.
	I don't know anything about cars, so I don't know.
	That does not matter.
	Wait.
	That fits you.
	It's black.
	Is it a sedan?
	Is it an IS-250?
	IS? No, no, it's four doors.
	It has wheels.
	Yeah, wheels.
	It has a rear view mirror.
	Wait, he bought it from Lexus directly?
	That's a pretty mirror.
	She got a man.
	She got a man.
	Anyways, next person.
	You think that's a guy got a car?
	That was like a gift, probably.
	Well, why do you...
	What made you...
	Okay, this is a good question for you, actually, these car questions.
	Lexus dealerships are for old white guys.
	That I don't want to spend money.
	That don't want to spend money?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	A young girl's buying a Lexus?
	New?
	Bruh.
	Come on now.
	She ain't buying that shit by herself.
	Why not?
	She want a Mercedes.
	Maybe dad?
	That was my guess.
	Or nah.
	That's better.
	Gotta be a nigga.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	So wait.
	So is it a Lexus?
	Is it a sedan or a truck?
	No, it's a car.
	It's a sedan.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	She doesn't know the model.
	You think it's an IS? Is 350, 250. What about you?
	Hi, guys.
	I drive the hot girl car of the year, Nissan Altima.
	I just found out that was a hot girl car, I didn't know.
	Yes!
	What year?
	I do, I swear to God I don't know.
	I swear to you.
	What year?
	2014. Yo, bro.
	Out of all the cars?
	For thoughts?
	That's the worst one.
	I just found out it was one.
	I didn't know until after I got it.
	Yo, that's insane, actually.
	I have, like, okay, I had a Toyota Corolla, which is an Uber car, but it's so fucking reliable if it's paid off.
	It's reliable.
	You bought it yourself?
	Yeah.
	Typically speaking, if a girl can afford a Toyota, she can afford a Nissan, and that's the next level to Fordham.
	That's what I heard!
	That's what I heard!
	We're here!
	That's what I heard!
	What about you?
	What do you have?
	Wait, hold on.
	Is it dirty?
	Yo!
	That's a good guy's question, bro.
	Who wrote this question?
	Yeah, we should make this a staple.
	What about you?
	What's your car?
	I have a 2015 Lexus ES350. Matt Black.
	The WooMobile.
	That's that big boy!
	Wait, hold on.
	I did buy it myself.
	It was used.
	Okay.
	I'm still paying it off.
	That means she's had a lot of male influence.
	I just love my baby.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I have a 16 3 Series BMW. She's Asian, bro.
	That makes sense.
	And it's white.
	You know, the Asians are white cars.
	But it's paid off, so I don't know.
	Maybe I'll get a new one.
	You said 2016?
	Yes.
	Wait, she drives?
	Yeah, look out.
	Look out.
	I'm coming for you.
	I don't know if they say about the Asian drivers.
	Look at everybody else.
	Ladies, real quick.
	Everyone has a car here.
	Who has a car that's paid off?
	Raise your hand.
	She didn't mention...
	So, one, two, three?
	2023 Kia Sportage?
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	Why?
	All these girls got a better car to beat her.
	I got a 2002 Honda 2013. Is it paid off?
	Bro, yeah.
	Then you buy it.
	You got oil change?
	You got your lights on?
	No, 2002. I'm sorry.
	I got it in 2013. Hold on.
	You can afford to get something nice.
	You just don't want to.
	Come on.
	Just tell them the truth, bro.
	They're taped.
	Well, yeah.
	It's a 2002 Honda Accord.
	Silver.
	I got it in 2013, but anyway.
	We'll keep going.
	All these girls got better cars than me, man.
	Alright, what's next?
	Mine, your car choice.
	Ladies, if your boyfriend only worked 20 hours a week and couldn't afford a $2,000 car, would you leave him?
	Mind you, Somalia makes excuses for everything.
	Fresh updates.
	Is that him for real?
	I don't know if that's him.
	But he's Ethiopian.
	Yeah, but whatever.
	Would y'all stay with that, Edgar, bro?
	No.
	Probably not.
	Come on, man.
	Why not?
	Nope.
	Alright.
	That's a pretty simple...
	One and none.
	WFNF, prevail on these no brain cell low testosterone fucking lames.
	Ladies, would you rather...
	Yeah, bro.
	Y'all see the haters that call into the show, bro.
	Dudes are really stupid.
	That's one of the last show, ladies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We had some haters.
	Ladies, would you rather stay single and childless for the rest of your life or stay in an arranged marriage where you may have kids appointed by your father that you cannot get a divorce from for the rest of your life?
	What kind of question is that?
	Where do I live?
	Where do I live at?
	Am I living here?
	I must say single and childless.
	Where do I live?
	I mean, yeah.
	It's pretty simple.
	Alright, so what they're basically saying is single and childless for the rest of your life or an arranged marriage that your dad put on.
	I would do the second one because my dad is great.
	I was going to say, I trust my daddy.
	I trust my daddy.
	How many of you guys agree with her?
	I do.
	My daddy don't get me right.
	I trust my dad, but honestly, I like to travel too much, and that will inhibit my ability to lose her.
	Why does that inhibit, though?
	My dad makes bad decisions, so I don't trust him.
	Who knows their father, is the question.
	I don't even want a pet.
	Like, who knows their dad?
	Who likes their dad?
	I do.
	I like my dad, but he doesn't make any decisions.
	If you know, you know.
	Just hide the power level back.
	Alright, no scouter.
	Interesting.
	What else we got here?
	Xander, legal.
	Yeah, okay.
	Ladies, yay, aka Wes, probably shows off his wife.
	Should men place boundaries on what their woman wears?
	Why or why not?
	Okay, so this is marketing.
	So he's basically exploiting Kim Kardashian and getting popular and more fame by doing this because she looks exactly like him.
	So I don't think this is a good example of that question.
	That was an excellent answer.
	This is marketing.
	So you think him getting with this woman and marrying her and et cetera was to...
	You don't think it's real and you think it's a marketing strategy to get back at Kim?
	I don't think it's to get back.
	I think he's just doing it maybe to get back.
	I don't know, but it's obvious he's doing it for a reason, to get.
	Exploitation, exploit her, whatever.
	Do you think everything he does is for marketing, in your opinion?
	Yes.
	He's very smart, yeah.
	He knows what he's doing.
	As it should be.
	He's not just going to walk in there with a naked woman.
	She's going to look like Kim Kardashian.
	Especially uninvited.
	That's actually a great point, actually.
	Wasn't he uninvited or not invited in general?
	Well, he got apparently kicked out, is what they said, but is that true?
	I don't know if that's true.
	They canceled EA because of him talking about what he did.
	What did he do?
	They canceled EA because of what he was saying about a lot of stuff.
	Let's go over it when we go over the video.
	A lot of stuff.
	So he's just trying to like, I think he's just trying to kind of come back up and, but independently.
	I mean, it's fine.
	We're on the topic right now.
	So let's just, let's just play the video.
	All right.
	Shout out to some Chad that brought it up.
	We got a video.
	We'll play the video.
	This kind of was going to be the topic, but hey man, we get to it early.
	Let's play the video that we had for it.
	Hey guys, once again, Sabaton on Friday for you guys on Fresh and Fit is going to be Liddy.
	What I'm thinking is we'll probably start at 8 p.m.?
	8 p.m.
	8 p.m., right?
	Yeah, 8 p.m.
	will start.
	Alright, so this is a video.
	Wait, is it blurred?
	I'd wear it.
	Or is this on YouTube?
	Of course you would.
	Okay, sweet.
	Yeah, bro.
	Literally, I can see everything, bro.
	Yo, you should have seen it.
	There's nothing there.
	What do you mean it's a dress?
	But I mean, it works because now her name is all over the internet.
	But she just looks uncomfortable.
	She always looks uncomfortable.
	She's always naked, though.
	It's a piece of fabric.
	Like, I feel like if you're going to do that, you got to work it.
	No sound, guys, because there's like music on it.
	So we're whatever.
	But it's funny how she brought the chinchilla coat.
	It kind of gets keep coat vibes.
	And then she turns it off and then he stands there with the sunglasses on.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah.
	And then bam.
	That's my bitch.
	Yo, bro.
	Didn't they get escorted out?
	She did a nude panty.
	She didn't see her on the carpet.
	It's a kid right there, bro.
	You can't see it in the video, but you can see it online.
	You can see her whole coochie.
	That's crazy.
	She needed a nude panty.
	Yeah, like...
	You know, and the Grammys, honestly...
	Bro, it's like everyone just goes for the red carpet, pretty much.
	I think Kanye just came for the red carpet and left, didn't he?
	I think they got escorted out.
	Yeah, they said he left.
	Did he have an invitation?
	Do you need an invitation?
	No, I don't think he was even invited.
	He's going, I mean...
	Yeah, someone like him, he's just going to pull up and security's not going to tell him anything.
	Yeah.
	He might have snuck in for all we know, but...
	Bianca looks matched, though.
	I think Don Lemon made the charge that he got kicked out.
	But I don't know if that's true or not.
	Kaya looks snatched too.
	Of course.
	He lost a lot of weight as well.
	He looks snatched.
	You think it's...
	He lost a lot of weight as well.
	Oh, that's good that he got rid of the...
	He had titanium teeth, didn't he?
	Oh, yeah, he did actually.
	Yeah, he did.
	He got rid of them, which is good.
	He was looking janky for a while.
	All right.
	So, very, very interesting that I do agree that I think that it was a marketing strategy.
	Good point.
	You know, to get himself back in relevant.
	I don't know if he has music coming out.
	Because normally you would do something like this with some music coming.
	He did a collab with, um...
	What's that guy's name?
	Dreads?
	I forgot his name.
	Dolla Sign?
	Dolla Sign, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	When was this?
	That was like a while ago.
	I haven't heard anything since.
	Exactly.
	Wasn't that Vultures 2?
	Interesting.
	Vultures?
	Yeah, Vultures 2. Yeah, one was Vultures.
	That was a while ago.
	I've heard anything else.
	Earlier this year.
	What was when?
	No!
	That was like a year ago.
	Yeah, it was a year ago because I remember it was a Super Bowl when we were in Vegas.
	Oh my god.
	Oh yeah, actually it's been a while.
	It was a year ago.
	It was literally a year ago.
	So...
	Well, apparently he got his money back up, though, because he's now a billionaire again.
	Yeah, he's a billionaire again.
	Something's going on behind the scenes.
	Yeah, for those that are...
	Well, you guys know why he lost his billionaire status overnight thanks to the fucking ADL. That's a whole other conversation.
	You guys know I've been critical of the ADL, but we're on YouTube, so we'll just keep going.
	Fuck them niggas.
	What do we got?
	What's up next?
	Oh, did anyone else have any takes on this?
	I think she's the only one that gave a take on this, but anyone else have any opinions?
	Go ahead.
	So, I do believe that he should...
	To an extent, definitely.
	Kind of monitor, like, what she wears if she's going out alone.
	That was a question.
	For protection reasons.
	But if he's with her and he's comfortable with it, then, you know, he doesn't have to, like, really worry about it if he can protect her.
	So, if he's with her, then...
	Okay.
	But that's kind of crazy.
	Yeah, that is crazy.
	Do you guys think...
	And I tweeted on this too.
	I said, look, you know, this is a great marketing strategy for Ye.
	Would I necessarily do this to get attention?
	No.
	But, you know, I think Kanye, or Ye in this case, is totally okay with doing whatever, you know, is required to really get people talking, right?
	He did it when he had the talks about them boys, if you guys know what I'm saying, and everything else.
	But what do you think?
	I'll start hearing that work our way.
	Should men place boundaries on what their women wear?
	In your opinion?
	I personally would say no.
	Why do you say no?
	It depends on your relationship with your person.
	Why do you say no?
	I say no because I want to choose what I want to wear in general.
	I like my outfits.
	I like to think I dress pretty well.
	That's just my opinion though.
	So your man has no say in it?
	No.
	Would you ever want to be his wife?
	Tanya's?
	No.
	I'm good.
	I'm alright.
	I mean, he has money though, you know what I'm saying?
	I'm good.
	Alright, what about you?
	Do you think should man place boundaries on what his woman wears?
	Nah, nigga.
	In general.
	No, but they do.
	Okay.
	So, you don't think so either.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	I think that if a man says something, your man says something, then he's trying to help you.
	I don't think it's a bad thing.
	But when you meet a woman, that's what you're getting.
	So either evolve together or just, if she doesn't listen, then it's time to get a new woman.
	Because I think the way you dress represents your man and vice versa.
	So, I mean, yes.
	Alright, you get a very politically correct answer, but kind of both sides here.
	Should they place boundaries on what their women wear, yes or no?
	uh-oh yes there's black and white yeah brain freeze what about you yes or no do you think men should be put put boundaries on what their women wear outside yes or no i would say yes they should but only like in the parameters of like who your girl is like if you met your girl out and out and she got on like that like this is like the base level you know what i mean
	That's not base level bro Obviously, hopefully you're with a girl who'll listen to you and knows how to be in the right place at the right time.
	It's really just the right place at the right time vibe for me.
	But if I'm a little too hot girl, and you're like, sis, I'll be like, alright.
	Do you want your boy to call you sis?
	Alright.
	Yes or no?
	Can men have a say?
	100%, because I want a man.
	But she also said that it's based on how you met her.
	Exactly, it is.
	Yes.
	That's a lot of blinks.
	Depending on where you met her.
	In other words, you meet her at a club, you can't tell her anything.
	But if you meet her at a bookstore, maybe you can't tell her something.
	You can't tell me nothing.
	At least that's how I'm reading it.
	Is that correct?
	Okay, like, base level of club wear.
	Like, I don't know.
	Like, basically.
	So she meets you at the supermarket.
	Got it.
	What about you?
	Do you think you should be able to tell her what to wear?
	Yes, I agree.
	Especially with what she said.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Do you think men should be able to tell women what to wear?
	Um, I don't think so, but I think you should also, like, if you're looking crazy and he's telling you that you're looking crazy or doing too much, like, it depends on the situation, but no.
	Okay, why do you think no?
	Because I like to dress a certain way, and some people, like, can't handle it, but I'm like, well, you see me all the time in this stuff, so if you don't like it, why are you talking to me?
	But if I'm, like, going to, like, church or something with his family and I look crazy, then yes, absolutely.
	Like, tell me that's too much.
	Wait, come on.
	You go to church?
	You go to church?
	Interesting.
	Very interesting.
	I'll go with anybody's mom to church.
	Wow.
	She burns it.
	Ouch.
	Ouch.
	Let me ask this.
	For the girls that said no, one, two, and three.
	Do you guys have high standards in men?
	I think I would say I do, yeah.
	Alright, let's pull up the calculator real quick.
	Oh my god, why?
	I kind of want to go through this real fast.
	Because I think this is important to kind of go through something.
	Yeah, so this calculator that we're going to pull up, guys, is...
	It is the most accurate assessment of men in the United States of America.
	It pulls from the U.S. Census Bureau, the CDC, National Health Survey, etc.
	Very accurate assessment of men in the U.S. And I think this comes from the 2023 census or 2022 census.
	So it's pretty recent as well.
	So we'll start with you.
	What is the minimum age that you want your guy to be and the maximum age?
	Your dream man.
	I would say minimum 30. Maximum maybe 50. Okay.
	Alright.
	What is the minimum height that he's got to be for you?
	For you to take him seriously?
	5'11".
	Okay.
	How tall are you?
	Six foot.
	But you know, if he's a good guy, we could do 5'11".
	It's okay.
	It's minimum, so we'll do 5'11".
	Alright, race?
	Open.
	You'll date an Indian guy?
	Yeah.
	Like, thank you, come again?
	Is he hot?
	Is he a good guy?
	Does he have a voice that sounds hot?
	What if he's like, you know, what about an Asian guy?
	Like, love you a long time.
	She's Asian.
	I know, but...
	I've actually never been with an Asian guy.
	I was gonna say, yeah.
	Most Asian women actually don't like Asian men that are Americanized.
	Well, there's none here in Miami.
	Yeah, there are.
	I know, like, three.
	Yeah.
	There's not a lot of Asian men.
	I haven't seen a lot of Asian men.
	I've been here for 12 years.
	I've never seen an Asian.
	I've met one Asian guy.
	Okay, there's...
	There's a story with that one.
	So all races then?
	All races.
	I like the flavors.
	That's fine.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	Probably at least college.
	Bachelor's degree?
	Yeah.
	I mean, it just depends though.
	If he has his own businesses and didn't go to college or whatever, then it's fine.
	What's the minimum that you'll accept then?
	That sounds good.
	Alright, income.
	Minimum income per year.
	One million.
	Yeah, that sounds good.
	No, no, no, no.
	Minimum, minimum.
	Not max.
	Chris, come on, Chris, man.
	Come on, Chris.
	I believe her.
	Don't influence her, nigga.
	I believe her.
	I guess he knows.
	He knows.
	Like, five...
	Female delusion.
	500, okay.
	500,000?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Can he be married?
	No.
	Okay.
	Can he be obese?
	No.
	Ever married or married currently?
	Thank you, Chris.
	Married currently.
	Oh.
	That's not really my thing.
	Alright, let's go ahead and find how common this guy is.
	He's probably like.001%, I know.
	And congratulations.
	Your guy is less than 1% of the population.
	As with many other girls.
	So, let me ask you this.
	You have extremely high standards.
	Do you think that you can tell your guy, I'm going to dress how I want and you got to accept it?
	Coming back to the original question.
	Yeah, nigga.
	If he hits all my standards?
	Well, yeah.
	Maybe, yeah.
	Maybe?
	I don't know.
	I haven't met him yet.
	12 years, remind me you've met one guy.
	No, I have, but...
	Yeah, fresh.
	Like many, many guys.
	Okay.
	She likes flavors.
	No, I just...
	Like, do you see kind of the disconnect here?
	Wait, hold on.
	What?
	Do you work a job?
	I have businesses.
	Excuse me.
	Well, let's say you work the job.
	Your boss said to you, okay, here's a corporate attire.
	Just like this.
	Yes, sir.
	I'll do it right away.
	But you're a dream man?
	Can't say no address?
	I don't have a job.
	I haven't had a job for a long time.
	I own my own businesses.
	That's why.
	You're independent.
	I'm not really, like, someone that takes authority well.
	Well, you're cooked then.
	I know, and being Miami makes it worse.
	I just find it interesting, do you see the disconnect where the man that you want is extremely rare, but you're trying to say that I won't listen to what he says?
	Well, I didn't say I wouldn't listen to what he says.
	Yeah, you said he shouldn't be able to tell me what to wear.
	No, I said if it was the right circumstances, then okay.
	But that's just like a random man.
	But if it was like my dream man, then, you know, I'll make compromises.
	Compromises?
	Yes.
	Why are you looking at me like that?
	Why are you looking at me like I'm drinking your drink?
	What if your employee says, you know what, Cynthia?
	I know you're my boss and everything, but I'm going to compromise for you.
	You know, I'll compromise for what you tell me.
	Would you fire him or would you keep him on the team?
	I'd be like, okay, that's what we do here.
	We compromise.
	Maybe, and then she shows up the next day the same shit.
	What does that mean?
	The same, you know, doing the same fuckery, and she's not compromising, but she's thinking about it.
	Like her outfit?
	Or just in general?
	In general.
	The outfit's on top of other things?
	Listen, I don't know.
	It depends on the situation.
	What Chris is trying to infer here, what he's trying to convey, the analogy is that you would not accept insubordination See
	where we're going with this?
	Yeah, but I don't see where it's a problem.
	Oh, hold on.
	That is the problem.
	No, no, no.
	Freeze right there.
	This is a very teachable moment.
	That is the problem with American women.
	That is literally the problem right there.
	I don't see how it's a problem for me to buck at authority.
	But if one of your employees bucked at your authority, you would have a problem with that.
	You'd probably fire them.
	Rightfully so, by the way.
	Because you have a standard at your job.
	Well, you have a standard at your business that they need to adhere to.
	Men are the same way.
	We have a standard that we want our women to adhere to but for some odd reason women want a man who's superior on paper Just like this, but then you expect them to treat you like an equal That's why men leave Saying like you know if he was like hey like can you wear something different?
	I'd be like okay sure What we're saying is the fact that even has to tell you is problematic in itself and And then the fact that he has to even...
	I am problematic.
	I don't know what to say.
	But I take care of myself and I live my life, so that's why I'm single then.
	How old are you?
	32, I think.
	29. All right.
	One year left.
	Cooked, bro.
	No, no, she's cooked now.
	It's over.
	What do you mean one year left?
	She's cooked now.
	It's over.
	I know, I know.
	And she's in Miami?
	Yeah, she's what?
	12 years?
	It's okay.
	Okay, first of all, I've had good relationships.
	I've had, like, you know what I mean?
	You've had good dick.
	Amen, God bless.
	And why do those relationships end?
	Why do you think they ended?
	If I'm going to be real, like some of them, I have been the problem and I can take accountability for that.
	And I'm sure that you don't get a lot of people that take accountability.
	That is true.
	But now I'm grown and I can take accountability.
	I know my standards are high.
	But take accountability also comes for changing.
	And I said that I would if it was the right person.
	But I haven't really found that yet.
	So when you're out and about in Miami, I'm just curious.
	You meet guys that are successful, of course, I'm sure, that are doing their own thing.
	And I'm sure you go on dates, have fun.
	Yeah.
	But what happens at that point?
	Do they end up leaving?
	Just walking away?
	Or do you, like, kind of make it stringent along?
	How does that work?
	You're single, right?
	Yeah.
	So, like, why does that shit end where, like, they meet you, you have a good vibe, and then it just, like, calls you, basically.
	I mean, I'm gonna be completely honest.
	Like, I'm not really looking for anything right now.
	Like, I'm focused on myself.
	Stop the cap!
	No, I'm serious.
	Okay, if you asked me last year, I was Delulu as fuck.
	I'm like, oh my god, he's my husband.
	I love him.
	Oh my god.
	And like, if you know me, like, she knows me.
	Yeah.
	Like, we're besties.
	And she knows I'm a Delulu-ass bitch.
	I mean, so is she.
	Well, that's why we're friends.
	Me?
	Yeah, you are the original.
	She's cool.
	I did that so much, especially here in Miami.
	I've seen you all before, by the way.
	I know, I saw you seeing me.
	I see you, you see me, that's funny.
	Okay, we can move on.
	Okay.
	Who else said no?
	Who else said no?
	You said no and she said no.
	Okay, let's pull up a calculator for your guy.
	Alright.
	Minimum age.
	Uh, I must say 25. Alright, maximum age?
	35. Alright, minimum height?
	Yeah, 35. Um, 511. Alright, race?
	My numbers must be like a million.
	I better be having all the numbers.
	I must say all.
	You gotta do mine.
	You'll do a blight dude?
	What was that?
	You'll do a black guy?
	A black guy?
	Yeah.
	That's disgusting.
	I thought you said a blight.
	W. Will you do an Asian guy?
	I mean, I said all, so why not click all of them?
	That's disgusting.
	All right.
	The maximization, you said 35. 25 to 35. All right.
	Education, minimum education?
	What are my options?
	I don't even know.
	You can go high school graduate, associate's degree, bachelor's degree, master's degree, PhD.
	I'll just go bachelor's.
	All right.
	Minimum income per year?
	I'm going to go something way different from that before.
	I'm going to go just easy $100,000.
	$100,000?
	How are you going to survive off of $100,000?
	Before tax or after tax?
	I'm not living in Miami.
	That's universal though.
	$100,000?
	True.
	With a dual income?
	No kids?
	Yeah.
	Alright, so $100,000 for her.
	This is going to be eye-opening.
	Okay, and then can he be married?
	Mm-mm.
	Can he be obese?
	Mm-mm.
	Sorry, Mom.
	All right, let's see how common her guy is.
	Probably a little more common than mine, right?
	Probably not.
	A lot more common.
	I have a smaller age pool, though.
	A lot more common.
	Mm-mm.
	It's the age.
	Oh, more common.
	Yeah, I was going to say, it was the age pool for sure.
	And probably also the money.
	I'd be open to a wider age range, but...
	Oh, you would?
	Okay, let's go ahead and improve your chances.
	Let's see.
	What's the age range for you?
	25 to what, then?
	45. Alright, let's go ahead and break it.
	25 to 45. It's gonna change it a lot, yeah.
	Don't worry, we're gonna...
	I'm 26. We're gonna find your guy for you.
	5'11", all races, minimum education.
	Bachelors.
	It's gonna go up 1%.
	And then 100,000.
	Still very low.
	That's minuscule.
	And then can't be fat, whatever.
	Let's see how this does.
	Minuscule.
	It's a lot of badass doctors.
	And congratulations, you also...
	I think it went down.
	I think it made it worse.
	It made it worse.
	It's okay.
	It's still better than mine, girl.
	So don't feel bad.
	One day.
	One day.
	I did say I would rather be single.
	One third of 1%.
	So do you still think that a guy that reaches that can't tell you what to wear?
	I think it's situational, again, like how everybody else said.
	It doesn't seem like there's a situation there at all.
	It seems like you're pretty strict on what's going on.
	Same answer, no.
	Okay.
	So, you think you still have the leverage to tell him no if he tells you what to wear?
	Yes.
	Despite the fact that he's less than 1% of the population.
	Who's to say that I'm not less than 1% of the population?
	Sure, let's play a game.
	All the ladies, put your hands up.
	Oh no, what did I do?
	Put your hands up, all of you.
	What did I do?
	Don't worry, we don't got any guns here.
	What did you do?
	You triggered my trap card!
	So, let's go ahead and do this, have fun with this one.
	I want you to name, and we'll start right with you.
	Oh no.
	Name one redeeming fact about yourself that would make you attractive to a man.
	Quality.
	Okay?
	Me?
	So, yeah, so hold on, I'll give you an example.
	I am a good cook.
	So you would take one finger down and then the rest of the ladies that also have that feature take a finger down.
	You could say, I'm nice.
	Take another finger down.
	And we're going to go around here and then around here.
	Alright?
	So, name one redeeming feature that would make you attractive to a man.
	Go ahead.
	Wife equality.
	I have my master's degree.
	I have my master's degree.
	I think it's pretty redeeming.
	I have that, but I don't think they hear about that.
	Oh yeah, you got a master's degree that turns me on.
	Who knows?
	Who knows?
	You need to name a trait.
	I have sexy tattoos.
	- You know what? - I care about that.
	- You know what, let's give it to her.
	- I take that one.
	- No, hold on, hold on.
	- Can I get both?
	- You're attracted.
	- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let's go ahead and, you know what?
	We'll give it to you.
	She said a mass degree.
	Take one finger down if you have a mass degree, ladies.
	You know, I don't think most men would care about that.
	Okay?
	Wow.
	Okay?
	And ladies, keep both hands up.
	Just take a finger down so I can see.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Name a trait that a man would benefit from being in a relationship with you, that he would want.
	How do I please my man?
	You know how to please your man?
	I was thinking that, but I didn't want to say it.
	How would you please your man?
	I do all the above.
	When I can cook, I do a lot.
	Alright, let's just go with that cook.
	Okay.
	Can I cook?
	What about you?
	I'm self-aware.
	I think that's an attractive trait.
	Can you give us an example of that self-awareness how it benefited a guy?
	That means reading a room when you walk into a room.
	If you're going to like a business whatever thing with him, you can read a room and you can be...
	You want to bearish your man.
	We'll say that.
	That's a good one.
	Fair?
	Make him look good.
	But that's not about self-awareness.
	That's only very niched out, but sure.
	You're not self-aware then.
	You're adaptable.
	I would argue that's definitely it.
	Okay, okay.
	This exercise is extremely telling.
	I said explicitly.
	What turns on.
	What would be attractive to a man?
	Give him a redeeming factor that a man would look for.
	Yes.
	Can you give us an example?
	And then when I tell you, because you come in and you say something ambiguous like, I'm self-aware.
	And I'm like, can you describe that a bit more?
	You're like, yeah, when I go out in public.
	And then I, as the man, say, oh, well, I'm assuming that means you won't embarrass him in public because men care about that, right?
	Reputation.
	And then she says, well, no, it's better than that.
	Wait, men care about that, but then they don't care about intellect?
	Like, they date stupid girls all the time.
	If you're talking too much, you're embarrassing us.
	Well, I mean, again, ladies, I know this is very difficult.
	This is incredible.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Please give something that a man would find redeeming in you to make you his girlfriend.
	I'm smart.
	I'm going to talk a lot.
	I mean, I tried to give you a bailout by saying, when you said self-awareness, that's extremely opaque.
	I was like, okay, does that mean you're not going to embarrass him in public?
	Because I think a lot of guys would find that attractive trait.
	Is that what it is or something else?
	I mean, I don't want to put words in your mouth.
	No, no, you tell me.
	That is what it is.
	So self-awareness from not embarrassing your man in public?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I want to join someone else's family.
	So I think that would be cool.
	A stepmom?
	No!
	I mean, I mean, if you got kids already, and it wasn't planning for you to already have kids already, but I mean, like, I want to take care of your mommy and hang out with your grandma and, like, learn how to cook the food that you like.
	I'm very corny.
	So you're a family person?
	I'm very traditional, yeah.
	You're a family person.
	Corny.
	Okay.
	That was good.
	I think something would like that.
	Let's just keep the fingers up so I can see, okay, where we are.
	Yeah, that's one.
	Okay, so ladies, if you're a family person, family-oriented, what about you?
	If he's doing everything he should as a man, I don't mind him having other women.
	Okay, so you're okay with him having other ladies?
	In a relationship?
	Like poly or just sex?
	Like fun?
	Either.
	I mean, if he wanted a girlfriend with us or if he came into the relationship, this is...
	So ladies, if you're willing to do that for your guy, put a finger down.
	Okay, what about you?
	Wait, is that like an all-the-time thing or like sometimes?
	Don't police my dick, god damn.
	Like I said, if he's doing everything he should as a man...
	Yeah, don't police a nigga dick, man.
	I'm here for fun, but I don't know about the poly.
	I can't do it with the girl right now.
	I agree with what the kid said.
	Don't be super fun.
	Let me see what it does.
	That doesn't apply to you.
	Let's take focus.
	Let me decide.
	Let's take focus.
	Alright, what about you?
	A redeeming trade that you have for a man?
	And then we're gonna go back around one more time.
	I would say that I... I don't know.
	There's a lot.
	You're Asian?
	Yeah, that too.
	So wait, let me get this straight.
	You want a guy that's less than 1% of the male population, but you can't even describe yourself.
	There's just so many things, Myron, that are so good about me that I just don't know where to start.
	No, but actually, I have emotional intelligence, and I know how to communicate.
	Oh, shit!
	And I can take accountability for my shit.
	I used to be fucking crazy deadass.
	I used to be a crazy bitch.
	So you can communicate.
	Okay, yeah.
	Instead of like, okay, let me fight you.
	Ladies, if you can communicate, put a finger down.
	How many hands?
	Did anybody lose a hand yet?
	What?
	Full hand?
	We lose a hand.
	Okay.
	I mean, as in, like, a full hand.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	She did.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Now, give another one, and then we'll work our way around.
	We'll go back around.
	Everyone's got to give two.
	So, one more.
	Ten hours later.
	Every time.
	Every time.
	I'm fucking slow.
	I can't.
	I'm trying to think.
	Okay.
	Aren't you just really smart?
	Yeah.
	But this is not math.
	I mean, but you're Chinese though.
	She's not Chinese.
	Can we answer?
	Okay, so I would say that...
	One more trait.
	Did we say we could cook already?
	Yes.
	No, I don't think anyone said we could cook.
	She did, she did.
	No, she didn't.
	Yeah.
	She would please her.
	Oh, yeah.
	Whose podcast is this?
	I just did one.
	Can we go again?
	No, do two.
	Come on.
	You just said you have a bunch.
	Okay.
	I'm smart.
	I'm cute.
	I please my man.
	He loves me.
	I'm a ride or die bitch.
	If you're smart, take a finger down.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I cater to him.
	Okay.
	Cater to your man.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How many fingers do you have left?
	Just so they see.
	Okay, four.
	Go ahead.
	I like time by myself, so I'll leave my guy alone.
	Give him space?
	Okay.
	You won't be annoying.
	No guarantees there, but I will give you some individual time.
	I got one of those people that's like, what are you doing?
	Where are you at?
	How are you doing?
	Let me see.
	Let me touch you.
	Let me sit next to you.
	You'll give space?
	Yeah.
	Okay, ladies.
	If you'll give your man space, that's fine.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm athletic.
	I'm into fitness.
	I take care of myself.
	All right.
	You're in shape.
	Okay.
	If you're in shape, ladies, put a finger down.
	What about you?
	Don't lie.
	Don't lie, nigga.
	I'm loyal.
	Okay, that's a good one.
	Okay, and what about you?
	Honestly, she just took mine, which was the...
	It's okay, you got plenty more, right?
	I'm sure you're a great catch.
	I am.
	Go ahead.
	I'm always wanting to grow myself, so that other person can have that opportunity to grow as well.
	Self-development?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Okay, ladies, let me see the damage done.
	Hold up what you have left.
	One.
	One hand, five, four, none?
	None.
	None?
	None for you?
	I'm wifey, I'm just picky.
	Okay, so, because you said before, you're special, right?
	I'd like to think so.
	Okay, well, all the things you describe all the other girls have here too.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So how does that make you special?
	I don't doubt that all these women are not special.
	I think we're all special in our own way.
	So if everyone's special, why would you choose you?
	What was that?
	If everyone's special, in your own eyes, why would you choose only you?
	I mean, depends.
	Everybody's special in their own way.
	That's what I mean.
	And that means nobody's special.
	No, you're right.
	Nobody is special.
	So we're all normal then.
	We are all normal, but it all depends on the qualities that you're specifically looking for in what you want out of a relationship.
	I would argue all men want a certain type of woman.
	Sure.
	And they generally mean the same woman.
	No.
	No.
	Well, why don't you guys tell us since you're the guys?
	No.
	I'm single now.
	I am single.
	Hold on one second.
	Okay, let's walk this back.
	You're a master's grad, so you're going to be able to understand this.
	First, I said, the question started with, can a man tell you what to wear?
	You responded, no.
	I wear what I want.
	Which demonstrates that, hey, I have the authority to wear what I want to wear, and my man is not going to tell me what to wear.
	Fair.
	Then I ask, what type of man do you want?
	We go on to figure out that your guy is less than 1% of the population.
	So in other words, he's extremely rare.
	And then you responded, well, I'm rare too.
	Then I proceeded to do an exercise with the ladies here at the table.
	Describe a redeeming trait about yourself that men would want.
	You described a bunch of stuff that other women here also have.
	So, through process of elimination, we've proven that you are not as special as you think you are, but the man that you want is special.
	And my response to you is this.
	Can he dictate to you if you can wear clothes or not, given the raw numbers that he is significantly rarer than you are?
	Incredible.
	Incredible.
	And that, my friends, is why modern women in America are fucking cooked.
	See how we logically went through that, where you women don't have as much leverage as you guys think you do, but you think you do, and then you think you demand this and all that.
	And then you find the guy that has all this and then you think well, I'm not gonna change for him You see the lunacy.
	This is why they change for a man.
	I just said I wouldn't you wouldn't change for him Yeah, you're right.
	I wouldn't do change my clothes If you're not willing to change articles of clothing on your body That tells me that you're not gonna change anything else by yourself either That's not necessarily true, but you can continue to think that I want to know what like the tone Hold on hold on hold on what's more invasive putting on a new shirt or putting on a new mentality New mentality, but that has nothing to do with my shirt.
	So if you're unable to change your shirt for your man, what makes you think you're going to change your mentality for your man?
	Exactly.
	It's all about your own drive.
	If you want to do it, you can.
	But it has nothing to do with what I'm wearing.
	But do you understand that if you're not even willing to change your shirt for your man, the likelihood of you changing your mentality for your man is zilch.
	Not necessarily.
	I mean, you can think that.
	I mean, you...
	I won't.
	Like, every point you have, Maya, she's like, nah, but yeah.
	You can think that, but that's your opinion.
	Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	I'm from Jersey, so...
	Okay, where'd you go to school?
	Where'd you go to school?
	Just us and your masters Stockton University California And you got your master's there too?
	Yeah, what did you major in marketing?
	Oh?
	Interesting interesting marketing.
	It's a great marketing for a man.
	Yeah Yeah.
	I'll tell you that.
	Alright, like...
	Oh, man.
	Because here's the thing.
	You just want to be right, so you don't want to agree with anything I'm saying.
	That's fine.
	You can be combative about it.
	But I don't think you see how we logically came to this conclusion that...
	Oh, I do.
	You don't want to change your clothes for a guy.
	So...
	And then you're saying that you're not going to change because you're special.
	But then I just demonstrated that you're not as special as you think you are, but you still are not going to change.
	So, the reality is like...
	Are you okay with being single, then?
	I said earlier, when that first question came up, I'd rather be single and childless.
	You'd rather, or are you okay with being single?
	I'm okay with being single.
	That's a good question.
	That was one of the first questions, and that's how I answered from the big, bare beginning.
	You did.
	But let me ask you this question.
	If you met a guy, and I'm sure you have before going out, have you ever been ghosted before by a guy?
	Absolutely.
	Why did he ghost you, do you think?
	Honestly, I'm not sure.
	I don't really care.
	That's gone with the wind at that point.
	I mean, they fucked her and left her.
	I don't fuck often.
	You'd be surprised.
	I mean, not now, because you're annoying, but...
	You're not wrong.
	I am annoying.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
	They see you in a club.
	All right, let's fuck her.
	Well, typically, if a guy ghosts you, it's for a reason that he won't say to you directly, but it's probably because you're not following his leadership.
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	That's their problem.
	That's your problem, too!
	You're not wrong, but I also said I would be fine with being single.
	That is true.
	Cats and dogs?
	There's that.
	Cats and dogs.
	Alright.
	This is a byproduct of feminism, guys.
	Ladies and gentlemen.
	And then they wonder why niggas go to DR, Columbia, and then...
	Alright, well, sex robots next, I guess.
	I don't know, bro.
	Robots in disguise.
	Have you used a sex robot?
	With a flashlight?
	What?
	Oh, yeah, we're putting on you now.
	Yeah, flip it.
	Probably when he was like 18.
	Well, is there a girl that's right?
	I'm sorry.
	You know you have.
	Look at him in his face, guys.
	All I'm saying is, if you do it with a girl, it's just sex.
	You know what it is?
	I didn't do it with a flashlight, but she felt like one.
	A pillow?
	I'm just kidding.
	It was one time.
	Okay, should we do intros?
	Yep, we should do intros.
	Yeah, we'll do intros.
	And guys, from this point forward, we're going to go 20 and up with chats.
	So I don't know if Mo put that standard on yet, but I'll announce it as well for you, Ninjas.
	So 20 and up from here.
	If you send in a chat, we'll show it on screen or whatever, but obviously we've got to get through as many as we can.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show officially.
	Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living.
	Dating status and if you want, of course, your body count.
	Also, guys, we got 10,000 plus of you guys in here.
	So let's get 2,000 likes on YouTube easily.
	We should be able to do that.
	So let's get the likes up, guys.
	Let's get the engagement.
	We're taking over 2025. We need the engagement.
	So let's go.
	Yes, we'll start here.
	Welcome back to the show.
	Name, age, we do for a living.
	Okay, my name is Cynthia.
	I'm 29 years old.
	I have a concierge agency.
	Fuck your damn thing.
	So I have a concierge agency.
	We do yacht charters, everything like Miami, nightlife.
	We book models to come party with you.
	I've actually recently have been getting on the crypto influencer vibe.
	Highest education level completed?
	Bachelor's.
	Where'd you get your degree from?
	Bear University.
	It's right here.
	But my college was free.
	I got a full ride.
	All the schools in Florida suck, bro.
	All the schools here are fucking garbage.
	But it was free.
	I got my whole college paid for.
	Or University of Florida?
	Yeah, but this education system here is trash, bro.
	Yeah, it really is.
	Yeah, there's a reason why all the Ivy League schools are in the Northeast.
	Okay, you said Bear.
	What did you major in?
	International business.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	They are not.
	And Asian.
	Perfect.
	Birth control?
	Why is that relevant?
	We're just, you know, for data purposes.
	No.
	No?
	I'm Vietnamese.
	Konnichiwa.
	That's not.
	That's not.
	That's Japanese.
	That's Japanese.
	That's Jamaican.
	No, my name.
	That's Jamaican.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	Body count?
	Oh, yeah.
	Body count, yeah.
	15. No, not this year, Cynthia.
	I know it's like one month into the new year.
	She said 7, then she said 13. I'm a virgin.
	I mean, you got the mic.
	I'm a virgin.
	All right.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you.
	She was here.
	Monica?
	Yeah, I'm on there.
	What is it?
	Monica, 27. How old are you, Monica?
	27. Alright, 27. Where are you from?
	Utah.
	Okay.
	What do you do at work?
	Security.
	Okay.
	High education level?
	High school.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Are your parents together?
	No.
	And then birth control for you?
	No.
	And then...
	Ethnic background?
	White as hell.
	Wasn't it O slash?
	Like I said, my ancestors are from there.
	Don't worry.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Tay.
	Hey, y'all!
	It's Tay?
	Oh, I like that.
	That was good.
	Tay Tay's.
	Were you on before?
	No.
	You look familiar.
	Was that your dreams?
	Not recently, but yes.
	Okay, how old are you, Tay?
	I'm 27. Okay, where are you from?
	I'm from Atlanta, but I've been here forever, so I'm a Miami girl, and I'm a twerk instructor.
	It's like 10 years.
	So a while.
	I'm a twerk instructor.
	Oh, sorry.
	It's okay.
	It's alright.
	My camera slipped.
	I put glitter on them.
	Wait, you're a twerk instructor?
	Yeah.
	Can you sign up and do a little twerk?
	Give us a twerk.
	Give us a twerk.
	We didn't see it.
	One more time.
	Nice.
	Yeah.
	Can we get a boom on there?
	Yeah!
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I mean, a little bubbly, okay?
	It's cute.
	I mean, hey, listen, man.
	It's a start.
	All right.
	I'm a master's.
	Wait, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Surprise!
	Surprise!
	What's the message in it?
	Psychology.
	What school?
	U.M.? U.M. is great.
	U.M. is amazing.
	Are you shocked?
	No, no, no.
	U.M. sucks.
	What did you major in at U.M.? Mental health counseling.
	Wait, sorry.
	I meant to say...
	So, for your bachelor's, it was mental health counseling and then psychology for your master's?
	Swap it, yeah.
	Okay, psychology for undergrad, then mental...
	Okay.
	So, basically...
	Want to talk to me?
	Why didn't you, like, pursue that further?
	Because her ass makes her money.
	Oh, face.
	Face card.
	Also, modeling.
	I was modeling full time for a while.
	The industry was cute before COVID. You know, you gotta diversify your bonds.
	You get what I'm saying?
	You know, I gotta get your piece of paper and put it away.
	Okay, so psychology for your bachelor's and then your master's one more time.
	What was it?
	Mental health counseling.
	Are you taking notes on us?
	Yes, definitely.
	I want to read your binder.
	Can I read your journal?
	Are your parents together?
	They separated, but they hang out way too much for my comfort right now.
	That's cute.
	I don't like that.
	On the low.
	I don't like that.
	You don't like that.
	Birth control for you?
	Every day.
	Okay.
	I believe.
	And then what is your ethnic background?
	African American or whatever you want me to be to make you happy.
	Black.
	FBA. Alright.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Depends on the day.
	Depends on the hairstyle.
	What do you mean depends on the hairstyle?
	Depends on the click I'm with.
	Tim, are you Jamaican?
	I mean, I'm Colombia when I'm in Colombia.
	I'm Cuban when I'm in Cuba.
	Please don't bring up Colombia.
	Alright, uh, body count?
	Maybe like 17 to 19. I mean, Tay, come on, man.
	Maybe.
	Come on, man.
	That's a lot.
	I know, but, I mean, you're lying, though.
	No.
	I'm very, like, sex-deprived right now.
	I don't, no one's, I'm not, the dating pool is dry.
	Don't have that face!
	Don't make that face!
	His face just lit up.
	What's that face?
	Nah, it's because girls would be lying.
	I'm sure you could change that to today or tonight if you wanted to.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Alright, I just got to ask this.
	Did you vote in the last election?
	No!
	Okay.
	Straight with it.
	Did you vote in the last election?
	I did.
	What did you vote for?
	Trump.
	Alright.
	W. What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Sepi.
	Sepi?
	Yeah, S-E-P-Y. Okay, how old are you?
	I'm 27. Alright, where are you from?
	I'm from Canada.
	Let's go, Canada!
	Let's go!
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	What part of Canada are you from?
	I'm from Toronto.
	My condom is...
	Red flag.
	A.K.A. India.
	Red flag.
	What's your ethnic background?
	I'm Persian, Azerbaijani, and Russian.
	She's Iranian.
	Okay.
	I love when Iranians say that they're Persian, bro.
	I always be laughing.
	Persian don't exist no more, bro.
	Like, come on, man.
	They want to sound all exotic.
	I'm Persian.
	I'm Persian.
	Shut up, nigga.
	You Iranian, bro.
	She looks exotic.
	Okay, wait, you said Iranian.
	What else?
	Azerbaijan or where else?
	Azerbaijani and Russian.
	Oh, you said it right.
	Oh, wow.
	Russian.
	And, okay, who's Iranian in your family?
	Your mom or your dad?
	My dad and then my mom is half Russian and Persian.
	Okay.
	So our grandpa is from a place called Kafkaz.
	Okay.
	Were you born in Canada or did you...
	I'm Canadian, yes.
	You were born in Canada.
	Yes.
	All right.
	You speak Farsi?
	I do.
	More Arabic?
	Okay.
	Yeah, Farsi.
	She's smart.
	Kalamavi?
	Kalamavi.
	No, she doesn't.
	No, I don't know Arabic.
	Okay.
	What do you do for it?
	I'm an events and marketing manager.
	All right.
	Do you live here in Miami now or are you just visiting?
	I'm a snowbird, so I go and I come.
	Oh, you go and you come.
	Chris, I knew you were.
	I mean, she does.
	She belongs to the streets.
	I am single.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Who bought the car, man?
	Don't cap.
	Don't cap.
	No, she has money, bro.
	You bought a car yourself?
	It's just a Lexus.
	I know, but you bought it yourself?
	What is the big deal?
	Hold on.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Under your name?
	A model?
	Yes.
	A brand new car?
	Yes.
	It's a Lexus.
	It's not like it's like...
	Yeah, it's a Lexus.
	She don't even know the model.
	See, I'm just curious because typically girls don't want Lexuses.
	They want like a Mercedes or...
	So that is a little bit different.
	Yeah, there's different...
	We have a couple of cars.
	So there's like low-key cars that you use and then there's, you know...
	Fun ones.
	Okay, so you have multiple cars.
	You like cars, though, right?
	Me, I have a Lexus, but the family has more cars.
	Does that make sense?
	Okay, what does your father do for her?
	He's a data scientist.
	Well, right now, he manages a bunch of data scientists, so...
	Did your dad tell you to get a Lexus?
	He's the one that bought the car.
	My mom did, because she did get into an accident, and then she said, you know what?
	From my experience, you need something like this.
	Okay, see?
	Because typically speaking, girls do not go for that.
	They're reliable.
	It's family influence.
	Yeah.
	Because I'm telling you right now, because I'm in the car game, that definitely is not a typical car girls go for it.
	Yeah, she was influenced by someone else.
	Which you're right.
	You're right.
	I mean, it took a little prying, but we figured out that like...
	Because most girls...
	And their first inclination is to say, oh, I'm going to go buy a Lexus.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's going to be a white BMW or a Mercedes or some shit like that.
	Or G-Wagon.
	You called it earlier, Murray.
	They're super reliable.
	Is Lexus better?
	They're super reliable.
	They're very reliable and sturdy.
	Okay.
	But women don't typically buy them.
	Yeah.
	Like, women don't buy those kinds of cars.
	Yeah.
	Buy themselves, at least.
	Okay.
	But good job.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Without, yeah, exactly.
	Getting a push.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Are your parents still together?
	It looks like yes.
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Divorce?
	Divorce who?
	Yeah, a long time ago.
	Yeah, your mom, right?
	Divorce or dad?
	Sorry?
	Did your mom divorce your dad?
	Mutual.
	Your mom did it, bro.
	Mutual.
	Who started it first?
	Mutual.
	Mom.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	You have kids?
	No.
	Anyone have kids?
	I have a chihuahua named Scooter.
	That's what I do.
	What are your thoughts on Trudeau?
	Keep it real.
	Good, bad.
	I think Trudeau did a good job by resigning.
	She tried not to go to jail.
	Good stuff, good stuff.
	Oh, because that's a thing, right?
	So you're not a fan of Trudeau?
	Yeah.
	No?
	No, I'm not a fan of the party.
	I'm not a liberal.
	Okay.
	What are your thoughts on the tariff work?
	Whatever is best for Canada.
	Ooh!
	She's trying not to get arrested.
	That's a good one.
	I just hope Trump just saves us a little bit.
	She's trying not to go to jail.
	I hope Trump runs it up and wipes away my student loans.
	That's not going to happen.
	I know, but it could be a hope.
	The tariffs would hurt you guys a lot, but that's fine.
	You're not familiar with it.
	I don't expect...
	Most girls aren't familiar with it.
	What the fuck is a tariff?
	Honestly, that's like a whole other talk, though.
	That's like 8th grade civics or something.
	Why are you touching your boobs?
	Because there's tape on them and I just like them a lot.
	Sorry.
	No problem.
	You were saying something?
	Sorry.
	I mean, it's like a whole thing because yesterday the market crashed like extremely crazy after the tariff announcement and then all of a sudden today it's up again and then tomorrow the crypto czar is making the first crypto announcement since Trump has been in office.
	So I'm just going to leave it at that.
	So what's your opinion on all that then?
	What does that mean?
	Yeah.
	You stated the news, but what's your opinion on all that?
	What's your analysis for them?
	On the tariffs?
	I mean on everything you just said.
	It's definitely market manipulation, definitely, for sure.
	Okay, good point.
	Because I have friends that are friends with Trump and part of that administration and the things that they have for crypto are crazy.
	And for...
	It's just like...
	How convenient that he hasn't said anything about crypto, even though his whole legislation is now crypto.
	And they haven't said anything, and then tomorrow they're having their first official announcement.
	Well, you're correct, because they did hear the same thing in D.C. when I was there, so that's actually funny that you know that.
	Well, I mean, I have friends that are in the...
	She's crypto queen.
	Yeah, I didn't realize how...
	In that industry I was until recently.
	Then I was like, wow, I actually know a lot of people in this.
	Well, they know stuff, but you don't know stuff.
	You don't know stuff.
	They just told you.
	It's India.
	Fresh.
	She listens fresh, man.
	So, you know what I'm saying?
	All right.
	Okay.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	Body count.
	You know.
	Oh, yeah.
	Body count.
	Do I have to answer this question?
	Is that high?
	Never mind.
	I mean, you don't have to.
	I mean, if it was low, you'd be like, you know what?
	It's five, six.
	I'd just rather not.
	I'd pass.
	All right, all right, fine.
	Hey, Fit.
	Were you married before?
	What's your body count?
	No?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Fit.
	What's your body count, Fit?
	Yeah, Fit.
	Don't lie, either.
	The calculations.
	All right.
	That's lower than I thought.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	That shit went up.
	No, it didn't, bro.
	We're comedians.
	I've been streaming every day, man, at 5. I wake up right before the show.
	Oh, it didn't go up.
	It didn't, man.
	Bro, I stream every day at 5 p.m.
	I barely sleep.
	I was doing the day.
	He's sleeping during those hours.
	Myron is sleeping all day.
	Myron sleeps all day.
	Myron sleeps all day.
	Myron was sleeping all day and screaming.
	Your birthday was the other day?
	You don't celebrate his birthday?
	That is true.
	I don't celebrate my birthday.
	I think it's lame to celebrate your birthday as a man.
	And a matter of fact, all you ladies, if you're with a guy and he celebrates his birthday, you should have...
	Are you a Jehovah's Witness?
	Wait a minute!
	Wait a minute!
	celebrate Yeah No type of Compliments for that shit but Fresh other girls wanna celebrate for him you know what I'm saying Like Wait wait wait Your girls want to celebrate your birthday Is that why?
	Why don't you celebrate your birthday like that?
	Like your girls and whatever never gave you a good birthday?
	Like for me personally, I love birthdays.
	And I like to make people feel special on their birthdays.
	Is there like a story here?
	That's because women are naturally narcissists.
	So for you guys, birthdays...
	It's awesome, right?
	I mean, you know, you see girls say, it's my birthday month, or it's my birthday week, which is, like, ridiculous.
	No, I just think that celebrating a birthday, you know, being a year older, it's not an accomplishment.
	You just exist.
	Okay.
	You don't want me to celebrate you existing?
	Ooh.
	I'm one of those people.
	I'm like a birth month kind of girl.
	Celebrating is a skill.
	Being happy is a skill.
	You gotta practice that.
	Wait, hold on.
	Hold on, nigga.
	You're telling me if your birthday you didn't expect nothing?
	He said nothing.
	He probably just turned up before and after.
	I was studying this whole fucking tariff shit to talk about it.
	Today's your birthday?
	No, this was days ago.
	February 1st.
	Happy birthday.
	Happy Black History Month!
	Take the love, dammit.
	Take the love.
	Tonight we can change that, hopefully.
	Myron's just gonna stream in and go to sleep.
	That's what he's gonna do.
	Alright, let's just move on to the next person.
	What about you?
	My name is Misha.
	My name is Misha, nigga.
	Hey, she a queen.
	Leave her alone.
	How old are you?
	32. 31. I knew it.
	I knew it, bro.
	You know him or no?
	No.
	Definitely a thought, Chris.
	Leave her alone.
	Where are you from?
	Miami.
	All right.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	I work in the hospital.
	All right.
	What are you, nurse?
	CNA? No, OR tape.
	Wait, what?
	Operating room tech?
	Operating, yes.
	That's stressful as hell.
	So the nigga says scalpel.
	Here you go.
	Yeah!
	You're that person, right?
	Yeah!
	All right, nigga, say please, nigga!
	Go crazy!
	Say please, nigga!
	Period!
	Let's break down, Nisha!
	Like, I don't give a fuck, nigga!
	Lunch break!
	That's my name, shit!
	He ain't gonna say, yeah, but he said, boss, I don't give a fuck!
	I quit right now, nigga!
	He died!
	Everybody would die this bitch, nigga!
	Fuck!
	Fuck!
	You pay me, niggas.
	That was pretty good.
	She really in the operating room.
	Yeah, she is.
	Living over you.
	Yeah, some...
	Actually, like, what?
	One of the five Asian niggas that's in Miami.
	Literally.
	All right, knife.
	Naive.
	She's like, what it do though?
	What it do?
	Yeah.
	I'm like, knife.
	Fuckin' Scott 22. I got you, nigga.
	Got you, nigga.
	Hand that shit over.
	Oh, shit.
	Dr. Barney Burns.
	Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
	Got you.
	Got you, man.
	So fuckin' Ritz Soda.
	Is it accurate though?
	Is it accurate?
	Ritz Soda, bro.
	I'm fuckin' Ritz Soda, bro.
	Yo, Ritz Soda.
	Green tea.
	Popeye's train.
	We gotta sell you though.
	I'm hungry, man.
	Shit.
	Crazy.
	I got me a gym at home.
	Bro, I gotta eat.
	Pickle eggs.
	Bro, I think this is the first time we met.
	Yeah, this is the first time.
	Pretty much.
	So literally, you're the one handing all the life-saving tools.
	Yeah.
	Isn't it stressful, though?
	Bro, if...
	Yo, if...
	I can hear that rule, I'm dead, bro.
	I see that rule, like, nah, doctor, no!
	Oh, shit, bro.
	The mask, man.
	I went to the hospital one time from my motorcycle accident.
	I was in the waiting room.
	That shit was mad scary.
	Niggas bleeding and shit.
	Niggas hand is fucked up.
	I can't imagine inside an operating room what she's going through.
	That was insane.
	You're seeing the worst of the worst, huh?
	Yeah.
	I don't want to ask you what hospital you work at because I don't want to...
	Jackson.
	Jackson laughter laughter Yo! Oh my god laughter laughter laughter Alright, Tamo, I'll get you right laughter Yo, Tamo, man Did you tell us the other day to chill on that shit?
	Yo, but she's my dog, though.
	80% of Miami is born in Jackson.
	I was born and go have her at Mount Sinai.
	Yo, and Mount Sinai brought it all down.
	- No, man.
	- Mount Sinai, we can sit here.
	- Yeah, she won't be over there.
	We're comedians.
	I think that's at the boys' hospital.
	We're at the hospital in Moplaka.
	It's called what again?
	North Shore.
	Oh, hell no.
	People die over there, bro.
	Yeah, people be dying over there.
	I'm telling you, man.
	Yo, one time I was at North Shore, I had just five deaths in front of me, bro.
	Yeah, bro.
	Like, North Shore.
	Why were you there?
	Because it was a car accident, like, years ago.
	So, I was waiting to see him.
	That's why he don't drive no more.
	Makes sense.
	I mean, facts.
	But I saw five people.
	Yeah, I was there for five hours, bro.
	Wow.
	Five hours!
	And then that was like, you know what?
	Nah, you're fine, nigga.
	You know what's funny?
	Chris is like, I need help.
	They're like, what are you saying?
	I don't understand you.
	Chris, were you born in Jackson?
	Yeah, I was.
	Same here.
	They're referring to Jackson Memorial Hospital, bro.
	Damn, bro.
	80% of the hood Miami was born in.
	What is the most common surgery that y'all are doing?
	Gunshots.
	I saw a nigga with his arm off in the hospital, bro.
	Bleeding.
	Sir, you have to wait, sir!
	I'm like...
	He said you're not dying.
	You ain't cold in.
	You just hold in.
	Hold your arm.
	He's about to die right now.
	Hold your arm.
	What the fuck is going on here?
	About to is not good enough.
	That's the next thing.
	I got a migraine.
	Look at you look fine as fuck.
	Your hair ain't on your shoulders.
	You're alive.
	Damn, that shit crazy.
	We got nothing compared to that dick, bro.
	You got to get on a waiting list here, Dr. Canada.
	Yeah, I was just about to say, my friend dislocated his shoulder and they just like...
	I put him in a room.
	They started yelling and they just didn't care.
	That's really bad there.
	That's why I like being in America.
	Yeah, everybody wants that universal health care, but universal means universal for real.
	They need to show up for anything.
	They prioritize my care.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so motorcycle accidents, what else?
	Let's go shop rooms.
	Of course.
	Damn.
	Okay, be honest.
	Is it mostly niggas?
	What about athletic injuries?
	That's fucked up, man.
	What about athletic injuries?
	Leave my people alone!
	Damn, man!
	Let us breathe!
	Let us live!
	It's only niggas gonna shoot each other, bro.
	Oh, for real?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, bro!
	Or like the Cuban guys who look like they're black guys.
	Those dudes.
	I mean, bro, they honestly keep in a thousand with you niggas.
	They probably hurt her because niggas may feel more comfortable.
	Like, oh, they got a sister in here.
	She cares about me and shit.
	Okay, I got you.
	Yeah, come on, man.
	Yeah, it might work.
	You're going to be okay, nigga.
	Don't worry, we got you.
	Hey, I wish somebody would tell me that.
	I wish if I was her, someone would be like, you're going to be okay, nigga.
	Okay, serious question.
	Has anyone died in front of you?
	Of course.
	She's a, you know, angel.
	Thank you for your service.
	Myron looks upset.
	No, no, no, I mean, it's, I mean, yeah, of course she's gonna...
	It's devastating.
	You know what I heard about it?
	She probably sees the most gruesome injuries ever, bro.
	Gotta be.
	You're probably not squeamish at all, man.
	She could watch the ER no problem.
	You know what I heard about the persons that work in that field?
	What?
	Especially that, like, department.
	What?
	On their periods, they don't give a fuck.
	What?
	Who just said that?
	What the fuck?
	Chris!
	Shut up, Chris!
	Yo, I just came in.
	Wait, what did you say first?
	Nah, that was Chris, bro.
	We can move on.
	Yo, Chad, we need 2k likes, man.
	At least, man.
	Likes are free.
	We got 1.4, man.
	Come on, man.
	Give us some likes.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Nigga, who are you?
	I mean, when you said you wanted some likes, what do you fuck you?
	Don't take a like thing.
	Keep your likes.
	Don't press no likes.
	How about that?
	Don't press no likes.
	Okay.
	I'm kidding.
	Okay.
	Thank you, Tay.
	You know what, chat, 2K likes.
	Put your phone down.
	How about that?
	She won't twerk anymore.
	Thank you, Tay.
	Put your phone down.
	All right, chat, 2K likes.
	Likes under 2K.
	Chet, if you don't, she will twerk until we get likes. - Twerk for likes.
	That would be funny, though.
	Highest education level completed?
	Graduating.
	That's it, hopefully.
	Wait, master's degree?
	No.
	Diploma.
	High school graduate.
	Oh, high school.
	Okay, okay.
	She got some degrees and certifications and whatnot.
	That's all she need for her job.
	Well, you know, I thought she was a stripper.
	That's a compliment.
	That means you're sitting up.
	That means she's sitting right.
	I thought she was a dancer, man.
	I didn't know she was a surgeon.
	Dancers and people at the hospital are very adjacent.
	Those are very close.
	All I'm saying is if you've ever seen a nurse, nurses and strippers are very adjacent body-wise.
	That's a good point.
	Who's freakier?
	Nurses or strippers?
	Probably the nurse Because the nurse out here Probably the nurse She knows man That's all the trauma That they see When they get up I'm free nigga She said I need something right now I need something Dude Oh that's your status?
	She's laughing On my soul Being status?
	I'm single right now Right now Come on to the truth she from she's from day
	Oh, you got a tattoo on your arm?
	Wait, her nickname is Misha.
	Wait, you gotta tattoo your own name?
	You know what?
	I'mma put Aaron right here someplace, man.
	Don't forget my name!
	It's right here!
	That was her first tattoo?
	I've never seen somebody get a tattoo with their own name?
	A dead grandmother, dead grandfather, I understand.
	A son.
	Self-love.
	Oh shit, how do I forget?
	I hope I don't forget this.
	What's your name again?
	Oh wait, let me check.
	So why did you and Matt break up?
	I don't know, bro.
	Yeah, why did y'all break up?
	Recently.
	Come on.
	Alright, we'll make it easier for you.
	Name one thing that he did wrong in the relationship or one thing you did wrong in the relationship.
	That'll be easier.
	He was just cheating.
	Back and forth, back and forth.
	You know why?
	Because he was always in the fucking yard room.
	That's fucked up, but probably true.
	That's fucked up, but it's probably true.
	It's fucked up, but it's probably true.
	You cannot have no full-time job with a man.
	Alright, so he was cheating and then what'd you do wrong?
	I was paying nothing.
	No.
	Just left him alone.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Leave him alone.
	I knew that was coming.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	But, you know what's funny, though, right?
	She has, like, some other ways to kill you, actually.
	Like a knife.
	You know, fucking...
	She knows, like, three palms, trigram, touch.
	The five-palm exploding heart.
	Yeah!
	Five-point-palm exploding heart technique!
	gay anime reference you know what that is you got the reference you got that reference she fuck you up man does everybody better have that reference sorry nigga I don't have the reference heart attack nigga I got you we're here as long as we're here give me a wink if we're here with the they're not real ones they don't understand that I don't understand that okay are your what nerds parents still together No.
	Do you guys ask everybody that?
	Yes, we do.
	It's just for data, that's it.
	He's like, alright, not that one, not that one.
	That one is okay, we good.
	For certain reasons, but...
	What's your racial background?
	Black.
	Black.
	African-American.
	I know.
	Body count?
	Probably 11. Alright, tell me, how many times you fucked after work?
	Like, you know...
	No, no, no, seriously.
	They said nurses are freaks, right?
	So tell me, like, after a shift, right?
	Like, do you be like, hey, yo, nigga, I just got out for heart surgery.
	Hey, yo, nigga.
	Can I suck your dick?
	Like, right?
	She's just trying to get home safe.
	So tell me, like, is it common for you?
	Or is it like often?
	Like, what happens afterwards?
	You calm?
	You chill?
	She's just trying to get home safe.
	I go home, chill.
	You're gonna see?
	You fuck?
	That's what I was thinking, bro.
	No, no, no, no.
	I mean, she's cool, man.
	I'm trying to help her out here, man.
	She is saving lives, okay?
	You leave her alone.
	She wants to go home and drink honey and fuck?
	You let her.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's right, baby.
	You go home.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	You did too much.
	Let him do you.
	Too much?
	Why did too much?
	She's working.
	She was working.
	She's saving lives.
	Raise your hand if you are a good dick sucker.
	What?
	Come on, man.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	I'm not a disclosure agreement.
	I'm not a disclosure agreement.
	I refuse to answer.
	So y'all don't whack though.
	Y'all don't whack.
	Why?
	Because some days you're tired, right?
	So you have to suck my dick drum, bro?
	That was tipsy a little bit.
	But I mean, some days you don't have to work.
	You might want to fuck it.
	Nah, I can't throw it back on my period, whatever.
	Like, you suck that dick!
	Like, you talk about it all day, you might get to raise your hand, right?
	Yeah, I mean, too, raise your hand!
	- What, what's a dick, bro?
	- Where she on her period?
	- Come on, man.
	- You need some girl.
	- Well, Mo, Mo wants to work on my period, bro.
	- Yo.
	- That's right, that's right.
	- That was funny, bro.
	That was funny.
	- No, no, no.
	I'm just saying, man.
	Most girls can't suck dick, right?
	So, you grab it hard, and sometimes you have to nibble. - What?
	- Why are you nibbling over there? - You use some teeth a little bit, Oh, you like teeth?
	He likes teeth?
	A little bit, man.
	Not too much, man.
	Hey, don't worry, man.
	I train girls sometimes.
	What?
	Oh, my God.
	I think he likes ball busting.
	No, I don't know.
	I don't know, bro.
	All right, man.
	Damn, that was funny.
	Okay.
	No, but I'm just saying, man.
	Ladies, where's your hand though?
	Come on.
	Taking notes.
	Taking notes.
	Y'all suck.
	Yeah.
	I'm enthusiastic.
	I don't know how great it is, but I'm enthusiastic about it.
	I'm like, let's do it.
	I don't know, you know.
	All right, Chris, we got two confirmed.
	And the rest are, I guess, they suck at it.
	Damn, damn.
	Two out of six?
	They suck at it?
	Yeah, yeah, I suck at it, yeah.
	Fucking sucks.
	Get off my show.
	Yeah, that was great.
	Um...
	Good job, Chris.
	Yo, chat!
	I'm gonna stand with me, man, right, chat?
	Put up, yo, chat, put up one in the chat and you're gonna stand where I'm coming from, man.
	Yeah, I'll argue with the two of you, man.
	It's laughing because it's funny.
	Uh, thank you, Chris.
	Yo, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga, bro?
	The people that talk too much are usually lying, anyway.
	I know.
	I mean, hey, hey.
	You know what?
	Show a lesson, man.
	Prove it.
	I don't know.
	You're going to show us a lesson?
	No, no, no.
	Show mine afresh, you know.
	You know like less talking more sucking You free one man
	Yo, Chris, you know what's funny?
	I just thought about this shit.
	Chris is a professional drunkard.
	What?
	Listen, I'm not drunk.
	I'm just like, you know, I'm aware, you know?
	That's your job, bro.
	Get drunk and talk shit.
	That's a good ass job, isn't it?
	Hell yeah.
	How can I do that shit?
	Fuck me.
	Oh, fuck you?
	Oh, he got really excited.
	Who said that?
	This was this one in the purple here.
	Subs!
	Anything?
	Oh, man.
	On Rumble, we got Wayne FNF. Shout out to you, bro.
	Wait till, uh...
	Shout out to you, bro.
	But wait till Friday, nigga.
	We got a summertime coming, man.
	Yeah, man.
	Bro.
	Guys, subs mean no ads for Rumble.
	So if you get a sub on Rumble, you see no ads.
	Yeah, you see no ads.
	So W, waiting for that.
	We'll get you on it just to the point where you guys got no ads.
	Yo, that's funny, bro.
	Let's move on.
	Here with the Masters student.
	What's your name?
	Kira.
	How old are you, Kira?
	26. Where are you from?
	New Jersey.
	What part of New Jersey?
	I grew up at the Jersey Shore.
	I'm in Atlantic City now.
	Atlantic City?
	Yes.
	Wait, is that...
	Gambling.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	I mean, after COVID, did a lot of them close or are they still...
	Decent amount of them closed.
	Okay.
	There's a few...
	It's the Vegas of the Northeast.
	Got it.
	Supposedly.
	Yeah, I should try much blood.
	Right.
	All right.
	Where are you...
	Okay, you're from...
	Wait, you live in AC, but where'd you grow up?
	You said Jersey Shore?
	Jersey Shore.
	Are you Italian?
	No.
	What the hell?
	Maybe, like, a little, but, like, no.
	What are you, then?
	White?
	Mainly French.
	All right.
	All right.
	What do you do for work?
	Right now, I'm between jobs, but I work at one of the casinos on the weekend for now.
	Oh, okay.
	She belongs to the streets.
	No, she does, man.
	She works out.
	Highest education, you said Masters, right?
	Yes.
	And marketing?
	Yes.
	All right.
	And you got it from where again?
	Stockton University.
	Where's that at?
	It's South Jersey.
	South Jersey, okay.
	You know who you look like?
	Who?
	Mila Kunis.
	I have gotten one before.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	From That 70s Show?
	Yeah.
	Are your parents together?
	Yes.
	Are you the only one that saw us?
	Yeah, you're the only one.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	And then first, your favorite question.
	Birth control?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right, body count?
	Under 15. I believe her.
	Which means 27. Do the math.
	Oh, she wanted them boys?
	I don't know.
	She's 41?
	Damn!
	She looks good for 41. Yeah, pause.
	Wait, did I say pause?
	Never mind.
	Wait, what?
	Unpause.
	Unpause.
	I'll look, Myron.
	I mean, I saw Minoru behind her.
	So you know what that means.
	But yeah, double check.
	Okay.
	No, that's Bonner.
	And then it's still the pause.
	Okay, what's the...
	Yes, early life.
	Yes.
	We'll go back to the chat.
	Yes, and early life.
	Oh yeah, of course.
	Every single time, bro.
	Every single time.
	Quick Slap.
	Okay, Quick Slap says...
	Oh, I think it's adorable that Myron and Monica made each other smile on the previous show.
	Got sent to base white girl to a podcast for Myron's birthday.
	I appreciate that.
	Monica, I came back with some new information about certain topics to talk with Myron about.
	It's not every day we get a girl who's smart on the pod.
	Yeah, we won't be able to talk about it, though.
	He's referring to a certain event in World War II. T. Felly Felt says, WFNF Ye walked out from the Grammys because they wanted him to apologize about the...
	Statement.
	Oh, really?
	What?
	They're still running about that shit?
	Hell yeah.
	Of course they're gonna know.
	Of course, bro.
	But I thought he already did.
	He made a whole apology in Hebrew.
	Yeah, but they probably want more than that.
	Yeah, bro, that's why I never apologize to niggas.
	But y'all 304s are one dress malfunction from looking just like Bianca, Ye's girl.
	Ye's new album is called Bully.
	Think about that.
	Oh, okay.
	Fresh updates?
	Bro just showed up to the red carpet and left.
	Yeah, I heard.
	That's what I think.
	What the fuck is that?
	She's not even here.
	It was an article that debunked him being kicked out, saying yes, he did walk out on his own court.
	Oh, he walked out on his own?
	Okay.
	Oh, to debunk an article of him?
	Yes.
	That's what the photo was.
	Okay.
	They're asking about your hair, I guess.
	They want to know what that is.
	Yeah, they want to know what that is.
	Is it your real hair?
	Wait, it's real?
	No, it's a ponytail.
	Oh, it's an extension.
	How much that cost?
	It was a gift for my birthday.
	What was your birthday?
	Last April.
	Oh, shit.
	You just put it on today?
	Yeah.
	You know, like, clothes, how you put them in your closet and they just stay there and then you can wear them again whenever you want to?
	Yeah.
	Alright, what's up next?
	I didn't know you could do that with your hair, you said.
	I just didn't know.
	Me either.
	We don't know.
	We're niggas.
	Oh, yeah.
	Facts.
	Can't wait for the Crypto Mindset course that's going to launch in a couple of days.
	Anyways, a large portion of the black community doesn't know what a black person is.
	What do you ladies think a black person is?
	Their individuals will believe you ain't black if you don't come from a slave descendant.
	Oh, God.
	I think somebody's on something.
	I want $35.
	Ooh.
	What the fuck?
	What do you believe...
	Okay.
	That's a good one.
	Oh, from another...
	Got it, okay.
	Commitment.
	Ladies, what do you believe a man's worst fear is and shall support a scam?
	Commitment.
	WFNF team, WDonovan, love y'all for real.
	Alright.
	Nigga's name is IamFresh's father?
	Bro, screw you, bro.
	That nigga died.
	That's a great...
	Oh.
	What's up, fuck, Chris?
	Don't do it to me.
	Don't do it to me, nigga.
	What's it is on me?
	It's been tough.
	It's been tough.
	Yeah.
	Respect.
	It's been tough.
	It's been tough.
	Right on time.
	See, ladies, we roast each other.
	Yeah He's gone, bro, bro like Where he at?
	He dead, though.
	At the top or the bottom?
	Six feet, bro.
	Bro.
	Alright, guys, nice.
	Bro, what the fuck?
	Chris, why you making it sound like you did?
	What?
	Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, Chris?
	Chris, where's your dad?
	No, I don't know who he is, man.
	I know, nigga.
	I got no idea, bro.
	Yeah, I got no idea who he is, bro.
	I'm out of here, bro.
	I don't know that, man.
	Hey, listen, I have no idea where you're at, man.
	Yo, yo, yo, listen, man.
	He's still getting the milk.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Hey, well, probably he's still alive, though, man.
	Probably still alive?
	I don't know.
	Probably still alive.
	Yo, you know what?
	Did you say I'm delusional, guys?
	He's alive.
	You know what's funny?
	That was like, oh, son.
	Tell me where you want to go tomorrow.
	For lunch.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Let me finish.
	Your dad met you and made the choice to leave you.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	He saw your ass.
	Daddy!
	And he's like, your dad was like, talking to you?
	He's like, oh shit.
	I gave birth to a retard.
	I'm about to leave right now.
	I've never met him since birth.
	I know, nigga.
	He's out right away.
	But your dad met you when you was able to talk.
	And he was like, fuck this shit.
	I'm out, bro.
	Daddy, come home.
	When you're born, nigga, I'll give birth to a retard.
	I'm out of here.
	When I was born, I was a handsome baby, man.
	Handsome baby, man.
	And I had photos to prove it.
	Where's your dad, though?
	I don't know.
	Yo, listen.
	I grew up to be a fine, young black man.
	But I'm here for it.
	You guys need 23 and me.
	Or Jesus.
	23 in you right now.
	She looks excited.
	I don't know exactly where to send the paperwork.
	You want kids from Random Guy?
	No, it was a joke.
	You know what?
	What about from Chris?
	Yeah, Chris.
	Chris, he's a light-skinned guy, too.
	He's cool.
	You guys didn't do my generator.
	I didn't say if I like black guys at all.
	I don't know.
	What, you don't?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	They didn't do my thing.
	They didn't do my calculator.
	Well, statistically speaking, there's about a 97% chance that you like black dudes.
	Oh, well, I'm in the top three.
	And you're from Atlanta, so.
	Why do you think I live here?
	Oh, money, money.
	You need white guys?
	They love me a lot more than black guys, surprisingly.
	Really?
	This is a recent development, probably, right?
	White guys?
	No, since I've been dating.
	Since I've been dating, like, officially.
	Like, to find someone to love me.
	Like, three years, maybe?
	There's a different reason you left Atlanta.
	The Negroes.
	Ow!
	Oh, yeah.
	Try tomorrow, man.
	Yo, Myron don't like...
	That was pretty...
	It was a little base.
	Oh, I'm black, so it's less base because I'm actually black.
	So it's a lot less base.
	You know what?
	Twitter gonna come after us.
	Come to our party on February 22nd.
	Come twerk for us.
	We're at a yacht party.
	I will, but holler at me.
	Give me some little booty shorts.
	Blacks are punched in the air.
	Huh?
	Huh?
	Nigga said, uh, blacks are punched in the air right now.
	Thank you.
	That's a compliment.
	Vibe!
	Damn!
	Yo, I like her, man.
	She's cool.
	I like you.
	You're cool.
	Thank you.
	I was scared of y'all.
	I'm about to come back and kick it.
	Wait, scare us why though?
	Why were you scared?
	I was waiting for a sound effect.
	Don't worry, got you.
	Stupid.
	So, we're going around the table on this one.
	What did you hear about the show, good, bad, ugly, beautiful, before you came on?
	I didn't hear much, honestly.
	Honestly, if I came down here, I got hit up.
	By somebody to...
	I don't know.
	Veronica, I think?
	Shout out to whoever that is.
	Shout out to Veronica.
	I don't know who that is.
	Nigga, that's your team, nigga?
	Nigga, how you don't know?
	I mean, right now, I have...
	You know what?
	Never mind.
	I'll sit on there.
	So shout out to Veronica.
	Big V. I'm just here for a few days.
	I've been here since Thursday.
	I'm leaving Wednesday.
	Where are you from again?
	Jersey.
	Thank God.
	Oh, so you're leaving tomorrow?
	No.
	Wednesday, nigga.
	Next day.
	Today's Monday!
	Technically, yeah, you're right, actually.
	Wow.
	So she's going to be here for a week.
	What time is flying?
	Six days.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	Wait, hold on.
	You been partying?
	I went out last night, but the first half, it was more family, so it was like sunrise.
	Club Liv?
	I did go to Liv last night.
	Of course.
	You know.
	That's black night.
	It is.
	It is.
	I do like hip-hop.
	Yeah, okay.
	Hold on, you got Jordans?
	I do not.
	Oh, damn it.
	Do you have any Yeezys?
	I do not.
	Oh, damn.
	I got plenty of Yeezys.
	You got to get the Yeezys.
	Do you fuck niggas?
	Niggas, that's obvious.
	That's me?
	Yeah.
	Oh, there we go, man.
	Let's go, man.
	Tugs out and everything, man.
	Hey!
	What?
	It's unacceptable.
	No, that's it.
	It's acceptable.
	Yes, sir!
	We love that for you.
	We made a good choice.
	Just use condoms, man.
	That's all you got to do, man.
	All right.
	Yeah, because live on Sunday nights is nigga night.
	Oh my god.
	To be honest.
	She called it hip-hop night, but we know what it really is.
	I still have fun.
	You said family?
	You came here with your family?
	So the first half of the trip, it was like Thursday to Sunday, family time, sunrise, pool.
	You came with her parents and stuff?
	It was like a girl's...
	Trip.
	Yeah, it was all my aunts and my cousins.
	Oh, shit.
	I have like a big-ass family.
	That's beautiful.
	Yeah, it was actually really cute.
	Jeremy and me?
	Wait, they were like single and shit too, because normally they wouldn't come to Miami.
	No, they're all pretty much taken.
	It was just mainly chill vibes.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Where's your aunt's husband's?
	Home.
	Yeah, it was an auntie chill.
	It was like sunrise, pool, hot tub, breakfast, pool, hot tub.
	You want it?
	Which one?
	I got like 10 of them.
	There were 10 of us on this trip.
	It was kind of iconic.
	All of it.
	All my aunts I want to do that one I'll pick the hottest one I'll get the second I need somebody with a family Okay Alright Interesting Yeah very very interesting Yo they all I'll get the second one I couldn't imagine It was beautiful Ten older white ladies Partying in Miami But they need jerseys It wasn't really party vibes.
	It was chill Shay.
	It was like we were in bed before midnight.
	We were getting up for the sunrise.
	The girls talking shit.
	The ants all got more lit than the kids.
	As they should.
	As they should.
	They were like, nobody's here.
	Let's get fucked up.
	We're in Miami.
	We're in Miami.
	If my family sees this, that is not what happened.
	Don't do that, auntie.
	Don't mess up the legacy.
	What about you?
	- Alright. - I was invited by a detox.
	- Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. - Enough surprise, enough surprise. - Wait, what are you doing, what are you doing? - What's the good and the bad that you heard about the show, if anything?
	Good job staying on cue with a question.
	He said...
	He said, just be careful about getting your feelings because they might roast you.
	Might?
	You're a good sport, though.
	Very good sport.
	So you didn't hear anything negative before you came on?
	No.
	Damn it.
	Good job.
	I'm not doing a good job.
	What about you, Miss Canada?
	Did you hear anything good, bad?
	What did you hear about the show before you came on?
	Beautiful.
	You can be honest.
	Eleganza.
	I just heard that you guys exploit women for views, but that's what I heard.
	We would never do that.
	Ever.
	Fair.
	Did you hear anything good at all then?
	In that case, probably not.
	Probably that women exploit you guys for views.
	What was her turn to answer?
	We're gonna come to you.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Anything good?
	Yeah.
	None.
	That's fine.
	She's like, nah, sorry.
	Fair.
	So what made you say, you know what, I'll come in, even though these guys exploit women for views?
	The team has been asking me to come on the show a lot, and then I was down.
	Yeah, man, why are your niggas being thirsty?
	I was downstairs waiting for my ride and then Sophia was so nice and she's like, why don't you come on the show?
	And I'm like, you know what?
	Okay.
	Good job, Sophia.
	Well, you know she's Jewish, right?
	Oh my God.
	We love her for that.
	We're comedians.
	Aren't you Iranian?
	Yes.
	We're comedians.
	Aren't you guys ops?
	This is a comedy skit.
	She's Canadian.
	I'm just going to say I'm Canadian.
	This is a comedy skit, but you're Iranian.
	Yes.
	We're comedians.
	She's like Drake.
	She's whatever it is that's good at the moment.
	I'm just playing.
	You guys don't like...
	Never mind.
	We're comedians.
	I don't know what I can say when I cannot say it, so...
	Alright, we'll get to that after.
	That's fine.
	We love everybody, so you can say what you want to say.
	Alright, what about you?
	What did you hear?
	Good and bad and ugly.
	Me?
	Me?
	Oh my god.
	Don't put on the act.
	I will say, so I've been asked to come on here for a while over a long amount of times.
	And, you know, I like to be entertained.
	So I'd be entertained.
	I'm not even gonna hold you.
	I'd be on all the clips.
	I'm a very YouTube.
	I'm her.
	But, yeah, the bat was just like, I'm not trying to get cussed out.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Wait, hold on.
	By who, though?
	Who cussed people out?
	Come on, man.
	No, I don't, actually.
	It's mostly Chris.
	I'm not even going to hold y'all.
	I did not even know who the third guy on the background was until today.
	I've always wondered who that was.
	I'm not going to hold you.
	Chris, you holding it down?
	Okay, with the sound effects.
	But I did not know who that was.
	Stupid.
	Well, that's actually not bad because we had to tell him, Chris, put the camera on you.
	You got to.
	You got to be fresh and fit and crisp and cursive at the bottom or something.
	You got to get a little like you feel me?
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like that.
	What?
	You all like that?
	I like that.
	All I'm saying is give me 1% on that when you change the sign.
	I'm just saying your body count though.
	Hey.
	It's going to get higher I'm trying to lock it down.
	Let's go.
	What?
	I like to lock it down.
	Let's wrap it up.
	Until I get married.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So the bad was cussing women out and then any good, if any.
	There's no good.
	That's fine.
	Oh my god, that you were gonna be here, Myron.
	That was good?
	Well, I mean, sometimes I saw it, but you changed my mind.
	And you're quite tall.
	Are you like 6'3"?
	Yo, Myron, she wants to suck your dick, bro.
	No!
	I'm not white, though.
	He's not white.
	Wait, wait, but would you suck Myron's dick, though?
	Chris.
	Okay, we know you're curious.
	It's okay.
	It depends on the circumstances.
	You know, because he likes to donate to the non-profit organization.
	Am I charity?
	Yeah.
	We're not doing charity this year.
	I'm not charity.
	Hey, yo, it's a dating podcast.
	I'm going to turn to ask questions.
	Hey, yo, Myron, thanks again for letting me borrow the Lambo.
	I'm not a hairy person.
	I'm not a hairy person.
	Where are you from?
	Okay.
	My family's from Sudan.
	Okay, and you're not hairy?
	No, surprisingly.
	You don't have armpit hair?
	Very little.
	Pubes?
	Dicksaws?
	Well, everybody gets pubes, but...
	Are you Manscaped?
	Does everybody have to hear this?
	I do Manscaped.
	I don't like to have hairy balls.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	I answered it.
	No, no, no.
	Her, her, her.
	Oh.
	I don't know.
	Depends on if he keeps being nice to me.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, probably not.
	Thanks again for letting me borrow the Lambo.
	That was very nice of us.
	Good job.
	Wrong guy.
	That's the line with Fresh.
	No, I sold all my cards, bro.
	I'm going, uh, OTF. What does that stand for?
	Out the fucking way.
	I'm sure you people are like, oh, we're coolers.
	You people.
	Yeah, exactly what I said.
	You people are blicklers, so you guys don't even probably have cars.
	So the bad was...
	I don't have cars.
	You saw us cuss criminals out on clips.
	Yeah.
	Who?
	Me or him?
	You are an accomplice.
	Me?
	Oh, just because I'm here, right?
	Fuck it.
	Fuck it, man.
	And then the good is...
	Well, done really.
	Chris in the background.
	You ain't gonna say that you're good?
	I know you wrote it down.
	No, I didn't.
	I literally just wrote Exploit Women, which is what Miss Canada said.
	For views, actually.
	Let me add that.
	It's part of me and Myron who comes across out, man.
	It's funny, we do multiple shows, but this is the only one that we exploit people on.
	Man, fuck you on YouTube, nigga.
	What?
	Nah, because he's like, Chris, so weak, he makes the show look bad as hell.
	Chris, don't read the comments!
	Yeah, what the fuck, Chris?
	Chris!
	Rule number one, Chris!
	Chris, rule number one.
	Do not read the chat.
	Rule number two, no lip gloss.
	See, I go over the rules.
	No lip gloss.
	I'm telling you the rules, nigga.
	Rule number one, no look at the chat.
	Number two, checklist.
	Number three.
	Putting on lip gloss ain't cute.
	Okay, I'll put some more, my lips chap, I can't talk.
	Can we get a lip gloss?
	Can we just get a round of lip gloss?
	You are very funny.
	I'll give you that.
	Alright, you know what?
	Fine.
	Just one more time.
	And then please get back to her, man, because don't hold on to it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What about you?
	Good and the bad that you heard?
	Yo, chat, chill.
	So, I've actually been putting on some people to the podcast.
	Did you get paid?
	I guess that's a good thing.
	No, I just like the show.
	Oh, sorry, I don't know if we could cuss.
	You trippin'.
	Hey, it's my people I work with, so...
	That's even more reason.
	Oh, yeah, because mostly guys are security, probably, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, security?
	That's even more...
	You trippin'.
	You need 5% on both ends.
	And then what's the bad?
	I've had people just message me on some just like...
	Did they say a racist?
	No, just some...
	Well, I mean, one person did say that.
	They're like, why do you want to go on there when they say certain things about certain people?
	I'm like...
	You just respond with an old slash?
	I'm like, just watch the show, okay?
	Just watch the show.
	Say shut up and send them an old slash.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Alright, what about you?
	Well, you've been on before, but I guess before...
	I had an experience last time that I came on here.
	So I was a little reluctant to come on here this time.
	Reese brought me on this time.
	Shout out to Reese.
	Shout out to Reese.
	What happened last time?
	What happened that was so bad that had you scarred?
	Two years ago.
	So the first time I came on, I had a good experience.
	Someone in the chat is going to put the link.
	The first time it was a good experience.
	The second time I came on, there was...
	Some girl from the Bronx that was like the blicky.
	And then there was another girl.
	Oh, academics?
	I don't remember.
	I think her name was like Honey Cocaine or something.
	Oh, I know that.
	There was another girl that was like telling everybody that she was basically a hooker.
	And then she was like, I don't fuck for free.
	They better pay.
	I'm like, this is when they had alcohol.
	Yeah, there was alcohol on this show.
	And then there was another girl with her man.
	Was this at the last video?
	Yeah.
	Do you remember what I'm talking about?
	There was another girl with her man that was basically like, only my man can look at my body and you guys dress like whores because you guys are whatever.
	And I'm like, maybe nobody wants to look at your body.
	So this isn't our fault!
	No, you were like saying that like, oh, like you guys are whores because you guys twerk in the club and nobody wants to wife you guys because you guys are fucking whores and shit.
	I mean, you go to clubs though.
	And you twerk.
	Does she?
	Yeah, she does.
	How do you know that?
	I mean, barely.
	Nigga, we see you.
	I never thought...
	I know, I've been getting lit at the club, I'm not gonna lie.
	I have to see you at the club, though.
	I believe her.
	Not me.
	I have to see you at the club, though.
	I believe her.
	Not me.
	I have to see you at the club, though.
	I have to see you at the club Yeah, probably.
	I haven't seen him in the club recently.
	I've been inside.
	This is my game back outside.
	I've been inside, too.
	Yeah, I saw you.
	We used to be like, um...
	Swan upstairs, maybe?
	Swan, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Swan is alive!
	Swan is alive!
	I used to fuck with Swan.
	I mean, okay.
	Well, crazy asthma.
	Swan used to go crazy.
	Swan is old, though.
	I said it was a year ago.
	Yeah, it didn't even open anymore.
	That was a while ago.
	Yeah, it was a while ago.
	That was a while ago.
	It was popping back then.
	Now it's Gecko.
	That's the new spot.
	Is it?
	Yeah, on Thursdays.
	All right, pulling up.
	Thursdays?
	Okay.
	I thought it was Habibi.
	Habibi's nice, too.
	I've never been, though.
	Habibi!
	Let's go!
	You guys want to go on Thursday?
	Are you paying?
	I mean, I might get a little comp moment if your pocket's not right.
	I could do a little comp.
	I got owners.
	Bring him.
	He's Habibi.
	No, I don't go outside.
	He's not Habibi.
	Technically, he is.
	Anyhow, what'd you hear other than that?
	Oh, I experienced.
	I watched it and I staged myself because that's how fucking...
	You guys were just fucking yelling at each other.
	I didn't even have a mic.
	Which episode was this?
	I kind of want to see a clip now.
	It was...
	It was a lot.
	Was there a guest that we had there?
	No, I don't think so.
	No, but it was like the girl that brought her man that was like, nobody can look at my body.
	It was like, yeah, it was a lot.
	I literally was like, yeah, I'm not going back there and Myron is mean.
	Can I also just reiterate that Myron is quite tall in person.
	She wants to take you to Habibi.
	Habibi, come to my coochie.
	That's the only thing I get when people meet me is, oh, you're taller than I thought.
	Everyone thinks I'm like 5'3".
	You gotta get your picture and your angles.
	Oh, they think you're short too?
	Yeah, because of you, nigga.
	But he's taller than you.
	But that's the point.
	But he looks taller than you in pictures.
	Your angle's not right.
	Your angle's getting 5'3".
	I get like a 5'5".
	Your angle's getting 5'3"?
	Yeah, it's because, um...
	It's because I strategically put my chair lower so that I sit on the same level as you guys, because it looks weird if I tower over here.
	I'm not talking about sitting down.
	How dare you?
	Well, I'm saying when people watch the show, like if you look at the camera angle here, I have my chair lower than you guys.
	You want to take a photo?
	He's always taller than me.
	He's like, oh, this is like a short.
	Whenever I see your pictures by yourself, you look like...
	Six feet?
	Oh, yeah.
	Somebody has some legs on them.
	I'm just saying, she's trying to get you over here.
	Tay, do you like sushi?
	I hate sushi.
	I like seafood.
	I like some steamed crab legs, you know, a little oyster.
	I think fine dining is a scam.
	It depends on the place you go.
	Do you like ramen?
	Elaborate on what, fine dining?
	I like ramen from a ramen spot.
	Before I say this, I want to preface with saying I think a lot of things are scams.
	But I think the three biggest scams when it comes to consumers...
	Are luxury cars, designer clothing, and fancy restaurants or fine dining.
	If you really look at it, the food and the clothing, a lot of times the same material comes from the same area.
	They're just slapping a brand on it and then charging you more.
	And then with cars, once you get basic luxury, it's not that much of a big difference from...
	The main luxury.
	You're paying for the brand.
	Nissan Ultima.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, I think those three things are scams.
	But food is like, for me, food is such a luxury.
	Like, I genuinely love when to have like, okay, unless it's one of those places where they like, you can't even take a sip of water before they pour your shit again, then it's like back up.
	But I do like some fine, like...
	Who are you talking about?
	When you go to fine dining establishments, if you have a cup of water, they got a fucking water boy whose only job is to refill cups.
	And every time you take a fucking sip, he's like, all right, bro.
	Wait, I like that.
	But other than that guy, I'm here for the judge.
	I want the sommelier.
	I want you to fucking read off this shit because you studied this.
	Sommelier, wow.
	Yeah, I want you to fucking...
	I can't spell it, but I know what it is.
	And I don't know nothing about wine, but I'm going to act like I do.
	Because, like, it's the...
	You know what I mean?
	I need the fop.
	I need all that.
	I think she's trying to go out for a fun dining day.
	I'm Somalia, bro.
	That is a professional wine taster right there.
	You don't see that often.
	You don't.
	Places like that are worth it.
	You do date white guys.
	i didn't lie you do i literally what did you say simalia like bro yeah like well i used to literally the fucking smolny i say and then i'll be quiet inside like whiskey yes a psa yeah what's your brother's service announcement asmr psa i mean just suck the mic it's a nice mic it's a nice mic It's sturdy.
	Nice setup also.
	I really used to like want to date black guys or just even like any type of- Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	It's all some racist like come up.
	No, I'm not racist.
	I'm black.
	I mean, like come up right now and like your statements.
	Can't be racist.
	I'm black.
	You're Somalis.
	You African.
	Yeah.
	You don't call him Somalian.
	Literally.
	I wish I could date black guys, but they're not.
	It ain't working right.
	So I'm here for a middle-aged uncle who's appreciative.
	I'm a finance guy who wants to have his head scratched.
	A girl who knows what you want.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't mind a little belly, as long as you're not super fat.
	Because as long as I look, I need you to give me compliments.
	We're supposed to do her calculator, right?
	Yeah, let's do it!
	Let's do it.
	Go ahead, Chris.
	You can ask the question.
	I mean, defining the person is wild still, but I'll do it.
	Chris?
	Alright, cool.
	Age?
	Chris is like peeing off at me.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I'm good.
	Right now, I'm a henny.
	And earlier, you want some henny, but I don't know, man.
	You're kind of lit right now.
	Chris, you told me I had bad posture.
	I didn't appreciate that.
	Well, no, you have good posture right now.
	I have a model.
	Well, good job, model.
	I think, I think, I think Fresh also agreed that I have good posture.
	Anyway, ages!
	Wait, wait, what?
	Yeah, minimum max.
	Minimum age.
	What?
	Why did it say Myron's trying to get something ahead?
	That I would date?
	I would say, like, realistically?
	Okay, we're doing Miami?
	It's your dream man.
	It could be anywhere.
	Myron.
	I'm done, I'm done, I'm sorry.
	Should we do Miami age or realistic age?
	You're a dream guy.
	You're a dream guy.
	32 to 55. Okay.
	Sugar daddy?
	Father, daddy.
	Wait, I think she meant 32 to 55, not 32. No, 32. Oh, 32, the age.
	Minimum height?
	Minimum height, yep.
	5'6".
	What?
	What's all of you?
	5'8".
	Nah, bro, you won't.
	5'6".
	Baby.
	I'm sorry, race?
	White.
	Other.
	Other.
	Wait, no niggas?
	She done with Elena.
	She done with Elena.
	It's a rat.
	Minimum education?
	High school.
	Minimum income per year?
	75. K? No dollars.
	A year?
	I'm mad at you.
	What about you?
	Can he be married?
	No.
	And then can he be obese?
	Is he open to get a gastric bypass?
	Oh my god.
	He can't see his dick.
	Oh, hell no.
	No.
	He's not.
	He's not open to the bypass?
	No.
	He's not fucking with the workout regimen?
	Nope, he's not.
	Well, that's why he's obese.
	Yeah.
	You ain't lying.
	Yeah.
	So no.
	Alright, build him.
	Build a bear.
	She said he could be obese.
	Morbidly obese?
	We talking about 600 pounds.
	No, 30 pounds overweight.
	Yes, we can do that.
	That's fine.
	I'll do it a little thicker.
	That's cool.
	Alright, let's see how common your guy is.
	I feel like hers is going to be...
	Five bags in this bitch.
	Oh, look at that.
	Alright, 5% of men.
	Wait, wait, but...
	This doesn't equate to personality, how to smell.
	He might not be good looking.
	These are all stats right here, right?
	But if you meet him, he's probably weird.
	That doesn't count for him being weird or awkward.
	Don't want to give me compliments.
	Yeah, facts.
	Let's go ahead and have the Canadian rate her guy too.
	Come on.
	I mean, you haven't said much, so we're just gonna get you engaged somehow.
	Alright, let's go ahead and, um, what do you, um, alright, minimum age and maximum age for you?
	Minimum age would be, like, 37. Damn, damn.
	37?
	Wait, how old are you again?
	27. 27. So she needs a 10-year age difference.
	Okay.
	Maybe, like, 8 to 10 years.
	Okay.
	Alright, that's fine.
	We'll put 37. That's what you want.
	That's what you want, bro.
	Alright, uh, oldest you could be, then?
	43. 43?
	Okay.
	Minimum height for you?
	Six foot, for sure.
	Alright.
	Race?
	Wait, mind you, do all that shit, get a short ass dude with an attitude.
	European?
	Alright, so white?
	Yes.
	Okay, can you be black?
	No.
	Good choice.
	Can you be Hispanic?
	No.
	Okay, so only white.
	European.
	Other.
	Alright.
	Let's go with education.
	What's the bare minimum education he's gotta have?
	He doesn't need to.
	Period.
	Y'all, it's a lot of millionaires out there with no fucking degrees.
	That's a good point.
	Alright, minimum income.
	Prayer for you.
	Be real.
	Don't lie.
	250. She bought a brand new Lexus.
	Hold on, ladies, ladies.
	Don't influence.
	Let her say what she wants.
	Brand new Lexus.
	But this is based on experience, so you guys can't wild out.
	Sure.
	How much per year do you need?
	$750.
	Let's just say a million.
	Yeah, $750.
	Okay.
	So that means he needs to make roughly $80,000 a month for you.
	Yeah.
	And that's nothing in this economy.
	It's not.
	Okay, are we going Canadian dollars or U.S. dollars?
	U.S. U.S., right?
	Shut the fuck up.
	Damn, nigga, ball it!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	All right, so you got to make $80,000 a month.
	All right.
	No.
	No.
	She's a millionaire.
	Oh, we're talking about it.
	Sorry.
	We got ahead of you.
	Can he be obese or can he be married?
	No.
	Neither.
	Sorry, Mo.
	I'm trying to get like you said.
	Let's go ahead and find this guy.
	He's alive.
	He's alive.
	He's just in the cut.
	She got five cat bags.
	As expected.
	Okay.
	What is that?
	Now, okay, you said that you've had one of these guys before, right?
	So you scored a perfect five out of five catbacks.
	What happened where you had him and you let him slip through your fingers?
	Where is he now?
	I didn't let him slip.
	I just...
	There were just some things we didn't agree on and so we moved on.
	Like what?
	Yeah, like...
	One in particular.
	There's more than one.
	The biggest one?
	Yeah.
	The biggest one that...
	Turned you off, I guess.
	The biggest one.
	Also, guys, by the way, while she thinks of this, because she doesn't want to disclose it, but we already know what it kind of is.
	Guys, like the goddamn video.
	We should be having 3,000 goddamn likes.
	Easy right now.
	We got, what, 12,000 of you guys watching right now on the show?
	So do me a favor and like the goddamn video.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, so what was the main reason?
	What was the biggest thing you guys couldn't agree on?
	I wanted kids, and he couldn't give me kids.
	Oh, my God.
	Couldn't give you or didn't want?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	No, he couldn't.
	He couldn't.
	Physically give your kids?
	Yeah.
	He didn't want to go, like, wrong with him.
	He didn't want to do, like...
	Was he on steroids?
	I'm not gonna disclose that.
	Oh, you can ask all that.
	He's probably older.
	Probably older?
	He's, like, 38. Yeah, he's not gonna be that old.
	What the...
	Medical stuff, you guys!
	He wasn't open to, like, giving someone else's?
	No.
	Fair enough.
	Well, I mean...
	I want my own kid.
	I want my own kid.
	Alright, so that was, uh, and then, was that the only guy that you dated that makes that kind of money?
	No.
	Okay, how did the other one fail?
	That's when I was younger, much younger.
	Wait, how long are we all together?
	I think I already got you.
	I've been in long-term relationships, so that one was like...
	Yeah.
	Three, four years.
	Four years, okay.
	And then before him?
	I was...
	Before him, I had a long-term relationship from high school, so...
	Oh, is that guy rich or no?
	The baseline is men with money.
	That's not what I'm looking for.
	That's the baseline.
	Then you add integrity, leadership.
	There's other things to look for.
	It's not like men with money are not out there.
	Let's be honest here.
	Money is a limiting factor.
	Yes.
	In my...
	It's not a limiting factor because it's already there for me.
	There's no other options for me.
	Does that make sense?
	You know how hierarchies and places...
	No, no, no.
	I completely understand that.
	But what I am saying is that though you don't want to admit that, that is a very significant limiting factor.
	Sure, yes.
	From a statistical standpoint, I get it, because women like to have this thing where they say, girls always say, well, in my mind or in my world, XYZ to me, which I've noticed is a very female trait to have, which is fine, I get it.
	This is why I always say women are inherently narcissistic.
	Wait, wait, Mark, come here, bro.
	What can you share with everybody?
	Hold on one sec, before I do this.
	So...
	But I will say that, like, you know, the financial thing, like, you already disqualified, like, 99% of men.
	I don't think so.
	I mean, statistically, sure, but...
	Okay, well, what percentage of men do you think make a million dollars a year?
	I don't know.
	I'm not...
	I have no idea.
	Okay.
	I will say that, you know...
	I do agree with you.
	It's a small pool.
	I completely agree with you.
	Well, the top 1% is 500k a year, which is half of what you want.
	That's the top 1%.
	It's like once you hit that threshold though, what I've noticed as a Miami girl, once you hit that threshold, it's like overly abundant type.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, but...
	Does that make sense?
	Look, look, look.
	I think...
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I think you should see what did you show me.
	I want to see it.
	It doesn't make sense what she's saying at.
	Yeah, yeah, Mark.
	It makes a lot of sense.
	Mark, please trust me in this.
	So, yeah, so, honestly, guys, I understand.
	The chat gave it away.
	What she's saying?
	You saw a picture of me with someone.
	Yeah, the chat gave it away.
	Definitely.
	No, no, no.
	Yo!
	Yo!
	I'm not gonna hold you!
	Like, uh...
	Yo, she ain't lying, though.
	She ain't lying, though.
	She ain't lying, though.
	It's up there!
	Oh, she's doing it!
	Cause she with the top.
	Yo, Mara, come on, man!
	She's on top of the top.
	Period!
	Top G's!
	Wait.
	Not top G's.
	I gotta ask him.
	No, we're going to find out.
	Nigga, come on, man.
	I like it.
	We're going to find out.
	Yo, she's been hiding information.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	She's been hiding information.
	Hiding the info.
	Yeah, I know, but...
	The next question I was going to ask, and that leads perfectly into what I'm going to say next.
	Actually, go ahead.
	Do you want to say it?
	Yeah, so typically speaking, I'm sure you get a lot of offers on a daily.
	And some are too good to pass up.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, you know, I think her pool is definitely of a higher class.
	I just wonder at what point do they stay and they make things happen with you long-term.
	But then again, this level of lifestyle, you can't ever go back down.
	Period.
	That's a sad part.
	I was going to say, you can't, like, it's very...
	The manner to which you become a customer.
	Once women get a certain level, they can't go backwards, which a lot of times hurts them.
	But are you okay with your guy having multiple women then?
	That's the main question.
	Yeah, that's why.
	Sorry.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Can your guy have multiple women since you demand this type of excellence?
	Ah! - Woohoo!
	No.
	It's over, bro.
	Why are you single?
	It's over.
	Alright, go ahead, Fresh.
	I know what you want to say, nigga.
	It's over, bro.
	So, uh, can I tell them what I saw?
	It's a route.
	Sure.
	It's public.
	Yeah.
	So, uh, I saw someone that were...
	Bugatti?
	Bugatti?
	And, uh, I know how he rolls.
	So, uh...
	Funny.
	In a Rolls Royce, he rolls.
	Uh...
	Let me ask you the question, uh...
	Could he have multiple women?
	I'm sure he did.
	Can he have multiple women?
	Can he have multiple women?
	I don't know.
	Give me a letter.
	You don't know?
	I signed an NDA. Oh, baby!
	Oh, baby!
	You posted in public.
	I posted.
	You can post.
	Period.
	You know what?
	I'm going to just call it what it is.
	What's the picture?
	High is bitter.
	Sorry?
	High is bitter.
	What does that mean?
	Like the best.
	From your choices of men, high is bitter, treats you the nicest.
	What does that mean?
	Is that what you go for?
	It's always what the man can do for you.
	The cars doesn't have anything to do with you.
	But at that level of having guys that status, I'm sure they all have similar things to bring to the table, for example, financially.
	But what is the ticker that makes you go for a different guy in that pool?
	In that pool?
	Yeah.
	So when you're with a man, you're with...
	You're going into his lifestyle, right?
	That's what you're getting into.
	That's what you're choosing.
	So what I look for specifically is leadership, integrity, purpose.
	Yeah.
	But you gotta admit though, with that lifestyle, they have other women.
	But you say no.
	I wouldn't know.
	Nigga, come on.
	Come on, bro.
	You know.
	You fucking know, man.
	There's a difference between like...
	Two times your size, bro.
	There's a difference.
	There's a difference between, like...
	No, no, no, but she wants this man long-term, so keeping it real, he got hoes!
	Real, real?
	Like...
	I don't know, ask him.
	No, no, I'm saying in general, like, in general, the guy you want is gonna have hoes.
	I don't...
	I think there are many men with a lifestyle I like, and I do think I can find one that I can agree with on lifestyle.
	By the way, she lied.
	She does date niggas.
	That doesn't count.
	That's half.
	She thinks niggas, bro.
	She cap it, bro.
	She's half niggas, bro.
	I mean, he's half niggas.
	She thinks niggas bad.
	Come on, bro.
	British.
	Secondly, British.
	Where's that photo from?
	Her own IG, bro.
	What time?
	29 weeks?
	It doesn't count, but I'll still watch.
	That's also she went to Romania I want to look no fence you July But this is what I mean when I say, guys, when you have your shit together, you can literally tell women, fuck off, I'm gonna do what I want.
	Shut the fuck up.
	That's what it comes down to, because I know the guy...
	That she's, you know, you might be more gentlemanly about it than I am.
	Yeah, I was gonna say, maybe not in those words.
	But the reality is that once you reach a certain level of status, women can't tell you shit.
	It's my way or the highway.
	I'm gonna have other women.
	You just be quiet and accepted and be pretty.
	And that's what it is.
	That's what it comes down to when you're with men of certain caliber.
	The highest of caliber.
	Yeah.
	But what I'm trying to say, though, is that girls be trying to make it look like, oh, well, he can't have other women or whatever.
	That's not how this goes.
	They probably ain't seen that yet though.
	They probably haven't seen it.
	But you know, he is one of one.
	There will never be someone like him.
	If you're like him, it's an exception.
	That is different.
	In the entire universe.
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, wow.
	Nobody like him.
	When I'm saying it, though, it's just funny to me, though, because, like, if we had never brought this, if we had never seen that, he would have kind of been playing the game like, well, I deserve the top tier and he can't have other women.
	But listen, there are men like that.
	But there are men who are monogamous, who have a certain lifestyle.
	It's not all like this.
	There are low-key guys who are behind me.
	Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
	The men that you want, that have the physicality and the height that you've had, even better, that have the height and the physicality and that capital of money, want multiple women.
	Even if they don't have the look and all that they want.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	So it's like, I find it interesting that girls will want this top tier guy that is one of one, as you would say, and then y'all think, oh yeah, he's just gonna be with me.
	It's not gonna happen, bro.
	There's 20 of you.
	And then in Romania, there's hundreds of you.
	There's no bad chicks in Romania.
	We've been there many times.
	This isn't like America where finding a girl that's in shape is rare.
	Eastern European girls, they're all in shape.
	They're all attractive.
	Very common.
	Well, we wish you the best.
	Yeah.
	Bless you.
	Bless you.
	Hey, man, it's gonna be tough to find another Tristan, though.
	I'll tell you that, man.
	I'm not trying to find another one.
	I'm not trying to find another one.
	Okay, so you're gonna be one of the girls, then?
	No.
	What girl?
	No, it's not happening, bro.
	What are you talking about?
	One of the girls?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	No, no, that's fine.
	Yeah, we'll give you my man.
	Unless you're going after Myron, it's over.
	Nah, man.
	Nah, we good, man.
	Nah, we good, man.
	Nah, we good.
	Ladies, would you give up your...
	Wait, what?
	Huh?
	Mo, what'd you say?
	I said, unless she goes after Myron, it's over.
	But I don't think Myron likes black girls.
	She been trying.
	Even though I have lighter skin than him, I don't think he likes black girls.
	No, he's had it before, but it's fine.
	I'm equal.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She's trying to keep you a Habibi and make her your Habibi.
	No, no, no.
	I do black girls.
	I just don't like the ghetto ones.
	And you're strict on size.
	And size.
	And he's strict on size.
	I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
	She's cool, she's cool, she's cool.
	She ain't get all ratchet and shit.
	You know what I mean?
	I mean, she looks...
	What the fuck?
	Come on, nigga.
	Tell her something.
	No, no, no.
	Come, bro.
	She's nice.
	She's nice.
	She's not loud.
	No, like, personally, I didn't watch school.
	Hairhead dealer says, ladies...
	Was that you, Chris?
	Would you give up?
	Yes.
	Was that a compliment?
	Yeah.
	Stupid.
	Was that...
	Okay.
	Shut up, bitch!
	I take the whispered compliment.
	Please be quiet.
	Shout out to Tristan.
	You know what I mean?
	You guys know that.
	They're good friends of ours.
	Hey, good choice.
	She got good taste.
	I'll give her that.
	Very good, refined taste.
	Listen, I ain't saying nothing else.
	Good taste.
	But you're cooked if you try to fight somebody else.
	Bro, it's over.
	It's over.
	She's perpetually disappointed for the rest of her life.
	You cannot beat that.
	No man will ever measure up.
	She got James Bond, nigga.
	And she's single now.
	You better go back to Romania.
	I could have been lying, though. - No, it's on your page.
	You have a Rolls Royce?
	That's nice.
	He has ten of them.
	Yeah, bro.
	You better go back to Romania and pray, man.
	Please be my boyfriend.
	He ain't taking it back.
	You guys don't know what's going on, so just let's keep the comments to a minimum of respect.
	Don't fuck it up, man.
	That's what we're telling you.
	Don't fuck it up.
	She already fucked it up.
	It's over, bro.
	It's done.
	Mo, Mo, you don't know.
	Mo, you don't know.
	Shut up, nigga.
	You might have said something.
	Who knows?
	Nah, he don't know.
	Ladies, would you give up your perm for your dream man?
	Queez, hit me up for some new hair hats.
	Perm.
	What does that even mean?
	There's only two black people here, so I don't have a perm.
	I'm natural, babes.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	I don't know what is going on.
	Run It Back Retro says, Bully, yay new album dropping in June.
	Also, have y'all heard about Anijah Andrew Robertson, the black lady in Pakistan, Stuck?
	What?
	No.
	I've heard about her.
	I haven't heard it.
	It's called Bully, his album.
	That's crazy.
	Isn't that a little early to be marketing it, though?
	It's fucking February, bro.
	Shit gonna drop for four months.
	You think I had his bitch go naked first?
	It's yay, bro.
	It's Kanye, so...
	Well, probably next step is he's gonna say some shit about them boys.
	Alright, what's up next?
	Everything else is Rumble only.
	Everything is Rumble only?
	I think it's time, actually.
	Is it time to switch?
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	Hell yeah, it's time.
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	Alright.
	And then ladies, we'll do your questions as well on Rumble that you guys answered earlier.
	We'll do those as well.
	Oh, those thingies?
	Yeah.
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	Yeah.
	Cool.
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	It was that English.
	I would love to do that.
	It's all good, it's all good.
	Star-a-king!
	Star-a-king!
	Cool, ready?
	Alright, what's the next chat?
	Fresh updates.
	Oh my god.
	Okay, I guess I'll say it.
	To the silverback next to Myron, DM me.
	I'll get you a Planet Fitness subscription for free.
	Being a whale is still 2024. Think about that.
	Wait, who the...
	You're the toughest person.
	But don't worry, I'm a nigga.
	And as a nigga, we do some good deeds.
	So if you ever decide to stop being a whale, I got you.
	I don't know who you mean, bro.
	Honestly.
	A quick slap.
	Ladies, if your man said something he believed to be true, but it caused controversy and everybody was talking bad about him, would you stand by him or distance yourself?
	I would stand by him.
	Depending on what he said.
	What would you do?
	I would stand by him for sure.
	Stand by him and tell him at home.
	Okay.
	Stand by him.
	The same.
	Stand by him and tell him at home.
	Y'all say that now until he gets hot, fiery.
	T. Fally Feld says, I want answers.
	Lady, what's the difference between a black man and an n-word?
	Help me help you.
	I can't answer that.
	Sure, go ahead.
	Answer for all the girls.
	You guys want me to answer?
	Keep it real.
	I don't want to talk too much.
	A black person is a black person.
	A nigga could be any color.
	That's my answer.
	It's white niggas.
	It's black niggas.
	It's Asian niggas.
	Niggas is a personality trait.
	It's how you act.
	It's Russian niggas.
	There's a lot of Russian niggas in Miami.
	There's a lot of them.
	Big eyes.
	Sorry.
	Alright, um, what's the next one?
	That's what you're pretty funny.
	Your boy Lem.
	What's good, my dog?
	FNF. Ratings from Fresh.
	White worshipper, Ling Ling Ford.
	I think that's you.
	What does that mean?
	Plus Charles Manson.
	Three.
	Bobby Lashay.
	Bobby Lashley.
	Bobby Lashley.
	You killed a nigga in a staring contest.
	One.
	God damn.
	My last little sister.
	Five.
	No, I think that's...
	Who's Bobby?
	Am I Bobby or am I? I think you're Bobby.
	I'm Bobby.
	I got big eyes.
	Yeah.
	And then, mine's little sister, five.
	Is that me?
	Booty Gorilla.
	Bro, I don't look like him.
	And then, low-budget Mila Kunis, three.
	That's me.
	That's actually fucking hilarious.
	Ladies, would you date a bum who was fiercely loyal to you?
	Or a millionaire with side chicks from time to time?
	But you're his main, though.
	Also, name these cities in Africa.
	Bro.
	Nah, bro.
	They're not doing that shit, bro.
	You know what?
	Name three countries.
	All right.
	Sure.
	We'll start here.
	No, no.
	But the rules are, basically, you can't name USA, Mexico, or Canada.
	I thought it was Africa.
	Wait, I thought it was in Africa.
	You can't repeat.
	Well, no, we're going to make it easier for you guys.
	Oh.
	And you cannot repeat what someone has said before you.
	Cool?
	Wait, so what is it?
	Three countries, period?
	Yeah, period.
	Any country.
	Okay.
	And we'll start here.
	Are we going one by one, or are you naming three?
	I don't know what's starting.
	I like you.
	I know it made it harder.
	France.
	Two more?
	Switzerland and Ireland.
	Okay.
	Can't get me.
	What were you?
	Egypt, Iceland, and...
	I swear the music throws me off.
	Right.
	New Zealand.
	One more?
	New Zealand.
	Okay.
	Come on, Queen.
	It's by history month, man.
	You got this.
	Thailand, Taiwan, Algeria.
	Okay.
	Iran, Iraq, and Canada.
	Wait, what?
	You can't say Canada.
	You can't say Canada.
	One more?
	I don't know.
	Greek?
	I mean, what did you say?
	Greek.
	Greece.
	Greece.
	Okay, she got saved by the bell.
	What about you?
	Miss Nurse.
	Come on.
	Come on, if you get it right, then it's like the only panel that we have ever had.
	We were doing something.
	No, not ever had, but it was nice for the last two months.
	Three countries.
	Come on, Quake.
	Motherfucker Wakanda.
	Okay, one.
	Two more?
	You got this.
	Thailand.
	Someone said Thailand.
	Two more.
	Ten hours later.
	Skip.
	No!
	You got this.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	You got it.
	We're on a scam.
	Vacation.
	We'll give you another chance.
	And ladies, no helping.
	Ladies, no helping.
	That's it.
	Two more.
	Alright, we can do what?
	DR. Okay, one more.
	Can't say that now.
	Can't say that.
	Can't say that.
	Ladies know how one more.
	Columbia, no.
	Oh my God, thank you.
	Holy smokes, that was scary, bro.
	Okay, thank God.
	Myron, what about you?
	Brazil, Germany, and Poland.
	Okay, yeah, of course.
	Ladies, you don't understand.
	Every single show someone feels horribly.
	Africa and other shit they say.
	- Wait, wait, wait.
	- Alaska.
	- I wanna say we all do different things.
	- Yeah, the whole panel got it right from me.
	- Don't, don't, don't go.
	- They are amazing.
	- Don't, don't go.
	- It makes me question the kind of girls that you bring on that can't name three countries Trust me.
	We have five countries in Africa right now.
	Wait, girls.
	Before you have a big head over three countries, right?
	Who's a...
	Who has a man?
	Exactly.
	Who needs a man?
	Who needs a man?
	No, it's fine, but, you know, I'm trying to make sure, wait, you have a man?
	They say who needs one.
	But who has a man?
	She been needing one all day.
	First it was you, then he's gone.
	What the hell?
	Why?
	Don't help my girl out.
	She'll take you to Habibi and make you her Habibi.
	The reason why they know three countries is because they've been traveling all over the world.
	You have to say.
	I've never been to another country, but...
	Really?
	Really?
	Girl, you gotta go.
	Now I was looking at Aruba.
	It's so cheap.
	I know, but me, come on, man.
	So, uh, honestly?
	Tomorrow!
	It's the other country, right?
	Aruba?
	Caribbean.
	Caribbean, yeah.
	So we're good, okay, cool.
	Just to make sure.
	South America.
	Bomboka!
	Tifali Phil says, Crazy how nobody clips this part.
	When the ladies say, I thought y'all were terrible, but y'all are cool.
	Even potential deportees fuck with y'all.
	Yeah, facts, yeah, facts.
	Uh, Tifali Phil says again.
	But that's funny.
	Wait, who?
	Does this count?
	He was covering the minimum.
	Okay, got it.
	Awesome.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Okay.
	Any more?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And we'll do the questions on the actual panel here.
	There's quite a few.
	Albo Ace.
	Bro gave Miss Canada the shawarma, kicked her back to the streets.
	You're cooked.
	You'll never be able to date down after that.
	I'll find another guy comparable.
	I feel bad for the next dude who gets a chance.
	He'll be in for a rude awakening.
	Deputates freedom.
	Okay, any thoughts?
	Is that a hero?
	Yeah, it is.
	Any response to that?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	I'm chilling.
	What's the next one?
	Hero Hat Dealer says, ladies, would you give up your pet for your...
	Oh, that...
	Oh, so you meant pet, I guess.
	Oh.
	For your dream man.
	Check in the back.
	Should I fuck up for two minutes, please?
	Would you give up your pet for your dream man?
	Yeah.
	Do you have a pet?
	No.
	That's not why.
	That's why, right.
	What about you?
	No?
	Would you?
	Yeah.
	Do you have a pet?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Do you have a pet?
	Yes.
	I'm just curious, like, a dog or cat?
	Cat.
	A dog.
	Jesus, dog.
	You forgot what it was?
	Yeah, I was looking for cat food.
	Dog.
	How old is your dog?
	Seven.
	Seven?
	Yes!
	What kind of dog?
	Chihuahua.
	Chihuahua.
	What type of puppy you got?
	I got a shibby, you know, but...
	But my dog has, like, a brain.
	So he's, like, more of a person than a dog.
	But let's be real here.
	Would he take care of you long-term, your dog?
	He holding it down right now.
	He gonna die, right?
	I know.
	It sucks to think about, but that is definitely sad.
	Alright, what about you?
	I don't even have a pet, so...
	If I did, yes.
	For my dream man, yes.
	And you?
	No.
	You have a pet?
	I do.
	I have a cat.
	What's his name?
	Mina.
	How old?
	She's seven.
	So, being independent and having a cat, you wouldn't say, you know what, I found my man to marry, have kids with, but he's not going to measure up to my cat?
	No, but it's like, if you're my dream man and this is my cat for like seven years, I would never ask my man to get rid of his pet.
	What if he's allergic, I guess?
	Allergy medicine?
	Okay!
	Wash your sheets?
	I guess we'll go there when we get to that point.
	I guess so.
	All right, there you go.
	What's the next one?
	Oh, my balls.
	Well, what about you?
	Would you give up your pet for your dream girl?
	I wouldn't have to.
	Exactly what I'm saying.
	No, no, but she's joining my lifestyle.
	What if she had allergies?
	Well, fix it.
	You a breaker?
	See, that's what I am.
	You're misunderstanding.
	I am the one that's going to be in charge.
	I got that.
	I'm just asking.
	By default, if I'm taking charge and paying the bills and being that guy, you're coming into my lifestyle.
	For sure.
	I'm just saying, would you dump her if she started getting sniffly?
	I'm going to take some medicine, right?
	Oh, God.
	What's the next one?
	I thought we had questions for you guys.
	No, we do, actually.
	No more chats.
	No more chats?
	Alright.
	What are the questions?
	Up here for me, ladies?
	Alright.
	Speed round.
	Speed round here.
	Nah.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	Chris, stay alive, my nigga.
	How big is it?
	What?
	Go on, Chris.
	How big is it, Chris?
	I mean, it's the motion in the ocean.
	Does that mean it's small?
	Yes, it is small.
	According to you, man, if your pussy's big, then you're fucked.
	Okay.
	Why are you guys in an answer?
	Moe?
	How big is it?
	Yes, my stomach is really big.
	That was the question, right?
	I heard it's average.
	Bills?
	Bills?
	Oh, yeah.
	BBC gang, what up?
	Let's go!
	Are you fresh?
	Yeah, who's trolling this?
	No, I said it's pretty average from what I heard.
	Why are you gay?
	No, fresh.
	Ask the question, man.
	Like, how big is it?
	Nigga, I just told you.
	Pause.
	Nigga, they heard it.
	It's average.
	Oh, okay.
	uh why are you gay why are you gay you gotta say it with the accent why are you gay yo girls that's a dumbass question man like whoever asked the question is is stupid as fuck why are you gay no no but like Why are you gay?
	That's a meme that's been going around for a while.
	Why are you ho?
	Why are you a gay?
	Why are you a gay?
	Why are you getting triggered?
	Why are you gay?
	Why are you a homosexual?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Myron is back.
	I think we should ask Myron.
	Myron, we got some questions for you.
	I'm not talking at all.
	Myron.
	No, not you.
	Like, who's right now?
	I didn't say nothing.
	Why are you gay?
	Wait, who?
	What are you gay?
	I finally closed my mouth.
	Now you are asking me to tell me.
	No, I'm saying who's talking right now.
	Who is that?
	It wasn't me.
	No, I'm not talking about you, right?
	Relax.
	Okay, so that's the question again.
	How big is it?
	I've never measured it.
	Yo, Maren, I said the motion in the ocean, man.
	Thanks, Chris.
	You're welcome.
	If you're holding it with your hands, do you need two full hands, a hand and a half?
	Are you picking over the top?
	She's really curious.
	Hold your own penis.
	No, well, that's funny.
	Yeah, I mean, normally when you're pissing, you're not erect.
	That'd be a little strange.
	When you're having sex and you grab it, before you insert it, oh my fucking God, sex lesson.
	Who grabs it to insert it?
	Depends on the time.
	What's the answer?
	We want to know.
	That's what she wrote.
	She's been trying here all night.
	You're not giving it.
	What is the most important?
	Chemistry or compatibility?
	What's more important?
	Chemistry or compatibility?
	What's more important?
	It's the same thing.
	I would argue they're the same.
	You don't think so?
	What's the difference between chemistry and compatibility then?
	Does anybody else want to answer?
	You're the one that said no.
	I feel like chemistry is the vibe.
	If you are sexually in whatever and compatibility, you can have chemistry with someone, but you might not be compatible with them.
	Because if you have chemistry, they're just like an energy.
	You're like, oh my god, you like them, but then compatible is like, do they fit with your lifestyle?
	Do they fit with you as a person?
	Okay, but wouldn't it be fair to say that...
	Make me come on, Cynthia.
	If there's no real compatibility, then there is no real chemistry.
	Because the compatibility is what matters, because most women want a long-term relationship.
	Yeah, Cynthia, 29. What?
	No, I'm just saying, like, I've been with guys that I've had chemistry with, but we're not compatible.
	Yeah, kind of, yeah.
	Okay, but my argument is, like, the sexual attraction shouldn't matter for women.
	It should be the compatibility.
	But we live in a...
	I guess a...
	Different world now where women prioritize chemistry over compatibility.
	my question is one hand or two awesome but yeah in this case it is one in the scene because we don't we don't come out well chemistry you can't yeah either way you need it that's a masculine argument to make like for chemistry versus compatibility because for us like we're concerned with the physical versus I mean we've changed I think with feminism women care more about looks now but you know I think that's a byproduct of feminism I
	I think that's something that's been, like, socially constructed.
	But it's funny, girls say all the time, I need the vibe to be right.
	That is sexual.
	Not compatible, so.
	Alright, white men...
	Because women used to get with guys that were ugly as fuck, but they were okay because the guy was a provider.
	Yeah, fresh.
	But now...
	They still do.
	Yeah, but now they gotta be a significant provider for you to do that.
	Right, you used to be able to make 30, 40k per year, take care of a family, Yeah, see the face you look?
	And women would be okay with that, but now it's like you need to make 500k and you're not even going to get a virgin bride.
	Well, the thing is we also live in Miami, so it's a lot more difficult.
	Come on, man.
	No, I'm just saying.
	You need a lot more to live here than you do in the middle of nowhere.
	I mean, don't be at home.
	I mean, to be real, you don't need that much.
	You don't need that much.
	It's just that, you know...
	The lifestyle.
	Yeah, women want a certain type of lifestyle, man.
	I mean, women are 80% of the consumer base and they control, like what, 70% of the debt or something crazy like that?
	If you don't party and go out like Miami, you could live a pretty good modest lifestyle.
	Yeah, most women are terrible with money.
	I mean, no offense, but the example we gave earlier with like the crypto, like there was nothing that made sense about that.
	But, that like women are not the best, are not the most financially inclined, I'll say that.
	Maybe you're women, I don't know.
	I'm Asian.
	Wait, the term is what?
	What are the best ways to improve your credit?
	Go.
	Oh, you can get your credit repaired.
	You can pay off your credit card.
	You can add your name to someone else's credit.
	And if they have good credit, there's a bunch of things that you can do.
	But I personally got my credit repaired.
	So you didn't...
	You didn't use any strategies yourself to get it?
	I mean, I paid all my things on time.
	I put it on auto-pay.
	I paid off my everything.
	Pay on time.
	Auto-pay.
	Keep your credit usage below 10%.
	That's not bad.
	Listen, she's Asian.
	She might get a...
	No, dead ass.
	A little bit better.
	My parents would beat the shit out of me.
	But most women are financial retards.
	Your family will be disappointed.
	Dishonor.
	Dishonor.
	If they knew now what you're doing, they'd be gone.
	White men need multiple partners.
	Chris?
	I'll tell you why.
	The exercise that we did earlier.
	Notice how we asked you guys what you bring to the table for a man that he would want.
	Most of them bring the same things over and over.
	So that's why men want...
	Because women are not as special as they think they are.
	But we've lied to you guys and told you guys that you guys are special.
	But the commodity that women bring is very easy to replace.
	Beauty, youth, fertility.
	That's what men are looking for.
	Especially men of status.
	So, you know what I mean?
	The more the man has, the less he cares about what you have.
	Which I find interesting because you said, oh, I have a master's degree.
	Oh, I'm successful.
	Do you think men care about this stuff?
	Nope.
	I don't really care if they care.
	I mean, you're so single, man.
	Come on, man.
	And by choice.
	No, it's not by choice.
	Okay, let's use your logic real quick.
	Okay, let me ask you this.
	I guarantee you.
	Guys are easy to get, but it's like, do I want to be with a guy that, like...
	Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
	Let's use your logic for two seconds.
	You're saying you don't care what men want.
	You care about what you want.
	Fair?
	In this moment, yes.
	Alright.
	Let's assume I said...
	I want a bad bitch.
	I want a top-tier girl, Instagram model.
	But, I'm not willing to work, get a job, or make any money.
	And I'm gonna live with my mom and be obese.
	Do I deserve that woman?
	No, but...
	Hold on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Before you say the but, why don't I deserve her?
	How dare you?
	I mean, because you're not doing shit.
	But it doesn't mean you can't get her either.
	Maybe if you're slaying...
	No, no, no, no.
	But, okay, okay.
	But, okay.
	I like that you said that.
	It doesn't mean I can't get her.
	What do I have to do together, then?
	I mean...
	I didn't say you couldn't get her like that, because there are guys that are fucking bums as fuck.
	Yeah, but do I deserve her?
	Probably not, no.
	Is there a likelihood that I'll get her?
	Maybe.
	You got a game?
	I don't know.
	Like, because there are guys that are bums that have, like, super...
	No, but I'm not willing to, like, I'm telling you, I'm literally, I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna eat food, I'm gonna eat Cheetos, play video games all day, but I want a bad bitch!
	Yeah, King.
	Do I deserve her?
	Probably not.
	Will I get her?
	Who knows?
	What's the trust fund looking like?
	What's those one or two hands like?
	Alright, look.
	I'm just gonna be blunt here.
	We're on Rumble.
	This is why women are retarded, right?
	So, no offense.
	And I'm not calling you a retard, but I'm saying women in general are very stupid.
	And I'll explain what I mean by this concept.
	As a man, you're tough from a young age.
	You need to go to their gym.
	You need to make money.
	You need to become successful because women are not going to look at you or give a fuck about you until you accomplish something.
	But for some odd reason, we don't teach little girls this.
	We teach little girls deserve everything.
	You don't have to change.
	A man should accept you however you come.
	But that's not how it works.
	I agree with what you're saying.
	Okay, but you literally just said just now, I don't care what they want.
	Well, because I'm just in a different phase of my life right now, so that's what I'm saying.
	All right, anyway, back to what I was saying.
	That's what I mean when I say women are stupid.
	You guys think you deserve a top-tier guy, but you're not willing to change for said top-tier guy when top-tier guy has all the leverage and you don't.
	There's many of you, not many of him.
	That's like me saying, I'm going to live with my mom, but I'm going to get a bad bitch.
	You would laugh at me and say, I'm an idiot for that, and I would agree with you.
	I am an idiot because I am doing what you're doing.
	I don't care what the opposite gender wants.
	I want what I want.
	I'm going to keep eating Cheetos and being fat.
	Well, guess what?
	I don't deserve a bad bitch, and I don't deserve a woman to take me seriously because I'm a loser.
	But why is that women?
	Behave like losers, and then they still deserve a winner.
	It's crazy to me.
	Like, there's no burning performance on you guys.
	You guys think, I exist!
	I'm not looking for it now, which is Cope.
	And then you sit there and say, well...
	I'm going to get him eventually.
	Then we ask you what your standards are and you want 500k per year, good looking, etc.
	You think you're going to get there with that attitude?
	I already did.
	I already do.
	But they smash you.
	If I wanted to, I could.
	No, you can't.
	Yes, I can.
	Because if you did, he'd get down on one knee and marry you, but you don't choose that.
	And this is the other delusion that women have.
	You guys think that you have power and leverage.
	You fucking don't.
	The man has to get down on one knee and give you the ring.
	Not the other way around.
	We live in this crazy, feminized world where women think, I have all the power.
	I choose who gets married.
	No, you don't.
	Dummy!
	Until he gets on the knee and says, will you be my wife?
	Will you carry my last name?
	You don't have shit!
	Stop, stop, stop.
	You're coping.
	You're another 20-year-old, 9-year-old woman as delusional.
	You guys think you have power.
	You fucking don't.
	I'm telling you how men that have status and have money think.
	This is how I think.
	This is how Tristan thinks.
	We all think like this.
	So, here's the reality.
	You're not fucking special.
	Understand your place.
	Shut the hell up and change for the man.
	Because he ain't going to change for you.
	He already changed for the world to become successful and build that fucking title.
	No one cares that you make money.
	No one cares that you have a successful concierge business.
	No one cares you have a mass degree.
	No one cares that you're a model.
	No one cares that you drive a Lexus.
	Nobody gives a fuck when it comes to men, especially successful men.
	It's about, do you come into my life and add value and are you not annoying?
	If you come in and talk about what you want all the time and you're not willing to change and, you know, I'm not going to change my clothes and all this other bullshit, bro, y'all are all cooked.
	You guys are all cooked.
	The only difference between a dude that has money...
	And the guy that doesn't have money is we're willing to tell you shut the fuck up when you say dumb shit.
	And we're willing to tell you this is how it is.
	Take it or fucking leave it.
	She knows what I'm talking about.
	We don't negotiate with women.
	You guys are like terrorists.
	We don't negotiate with y'all.
	My way or the highway.
	And if you don't like it, goodbye.
	Comply, goodbye.
	That's how it goes.
	Now, if you want to take my advice and listen to me, cool.
	If you don't, fine.
	You'll stay single for a couple more years.
	I know this sounds harsh, but what he's saying is...
	Most men will never tell you this in person.
	They'll be like, you know what?
	Nah, bro.
	You're amazing.
	I love you.
	And that attitude.
	Bro, that attitude of I'm not going to change or I don't care what men want.
	I only want what I want.
	You're cooked, bro.
	You're never going to get a guy to take you seriously.
	But I never said that I wasn't going to change and we had this conversation earlier.
	I just said in this moment that right now I'm doing me.
	Straight up.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	But I'm saying.
	You asked.
	That's not going to work.
	That's not going to work.
	Why are you getting so angry right now?
	I am doing me as stupid.
	Why are you getting so, like, whatever?
	I'm not mad.
	I'm just telling you.
	You're just getting super aggressive.
	Like, if my man wants me to do something different, then I'm going to do something different.
	I'm telling you, you ain't going to get him.
	That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
	I am not worried about that.
	Like, I'm genuinely not, and I get asked on, like, a fucking daily, weekly basis if I want to be someone's fucking wife, straight up.
	But, like, You guys acting like it's like the hardest thing in the fucking world to pull a man.
	It's really fucking not.
	It is.
	No, it's really not.
	Like, you can go walk outside and don't do that shit.
	And maybe for you, whatever it is.
	You can pull a man, but do you actually want him, though?
	Honestly, no.
	I don't.
	In this moment, I don't.
	So, it's different.
	Yeah.
	Let's cope, bro.
	Here's the thing.
	Every woman's dream is to walk down an aisle in a white dress with her father with a man waiting at the end to marry her.
	The problem is this.
	The guys that you want don't want you back.
	Now, you don't want to admit this, obviously, but the reality is every girl wants a relationship because the biggest flex isn't having a successful business, it's having a successful man and having a successful family.
	Now, you've coped with it and said, I don't need a man right now because women lie to themselves all the time because you admitted it before, you're delusional, and I know you're delusional, and women just are delusional because you don't have women around you telling you you need to get married, hey, what are you doing with your life, etc.
	Because you're 29 and your value is going down and you're not finding a guy and it's going to be harder for you.
	And then you have a high tasting guy.
	So why is he going to pick you at 29?
	We can go get a girl that's 19. Honey, that's fucking fine.
	If you like 19 year olds, then that is what it is.
	But if we're gonna keep going back and forth with each other, then it is what it is.
	You guys can think that you guys are the fucking prize because I'm a man and I have this.
	But guess what?
	It's 2025 and women do their own fucking shit and there's a reason that we're single.
	It's not hard to pull a man.
	And I know every single girl at this fucking table can fucking say so.
	Like, you don't even know what it is.
	Pulling a man and getting a husband are two different things.
	I could literally go get a husband if I wanted to, but I don't want that right now.
	Here's the thing.
	Get a man that you actually want is what we're saying.
	That ain't happening.
	Okay, you know what?
	Let's use your logic once again and prove how crazy it is.
	Let's say I watch porn every day.
	I'm sure you do.
	I don't, but let's say I do.
	And I whack off to a new girl and I bust a net every time.
	Right?
	But I told you I get hella bitches.
	What would your response be to that?
	Alright, playa.
	Cool.
	Good for you.
	Okay.
	Again, I tell you I get hella girls, but then you find out that I'm just whacking off to porn stars every day.
	What would you say to that?
	You could probably get bitches and whack off every day.
	There's definitely people that do that.
	But I'm not.
	I'm only whacking off to them, but I'm telling you I get hella girls.
	I don't understand what this conversation is going.
	Sure I'm telling you that I can attract women, but I'm really not I'm just whacking off to porn all day Why because that's easy to do it doesn't take skill for me to go on porn up and look at girls and whack off fair Sure, okay Okay.
	That is the functional equivalent to you saying, I can get any guy I want.
	Yeah, you're a woman.
	You go outside.
	Men are going to approach you.
	They're going to come to you.
	It doesn't take skill to attract men.
	It takes skill to retain men that you want.
	Okay.
	So by you saying, I can get any man that I want, or men are easy, that's not a flex.
	That's like me saying, well, I can whack off the porn.
	That's easy.
	You would look at me like I'm an idiot for saying that, wouldn't you?
	I kind of am right now.
	Like, I don't understand, like, why you guys are getting so aggressive about it.
	It's not being aggressive.
	It's challenging your logic.
	It's simply challenging your logic, which makes zero sense.
	Okay.
	Do you remember how we even got here?
	I don't.
	We asked you two hands or one, and you still didn't answer.
	Do you even care?
	No, I don't care.
	I genuinely don't care.
	I know that I can get a husband.
	It's not a problem.
	No, you can't.
	See, here's the thing.
	You can't.
	You can't.
	You lie to yourself and say, I can get a husband.
	Cool.
	But is it the man that you want?
	Is it the man that you want?
	Yeah, the man that you want.
	Not necessarily, but like...
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	I mean, yeah, I could.
	Until you get the man that you want, where you're happy to fucking have his last name, shut the fuck up!
	Shut up, bitch!
	Because women want to sit there and say, I win!
	I have a guy!
	Is it the first choice?
	Is it the man that you really want?
	Is it a guy that you're proud to fucking show off to your family?
	Is it a guy that you want to be in a family reunion?
	And meet his parents?
	Do you love him?
	Do you find him attractive?
	Do you respect him?
	Do you want to carry his last name?
	The answers are profound fucking no for most of you.
	Because you can't get your first choice.
	But you sit in your club and say, I could get a man!
	Who cares?
	Who cares?
	I could go eat a sandwich tomorrow.
	Did that take skill?
	No!
	It didn't!
	A woman attracting a man is like eating a sandwich.
	No fucking skill set at all.
	But women want to sit there and say, I can get a man.
	Men are easy.
	Yeah, you can attract the loser.
	Sure.
	But the guy you want for $100K per year and all this other shit that you want, that guy's hard to find.
	And if you do find him, is he going to want you back?
	The problem is that they don't want you bitches back.
	But you guys want to cope and say, well, I'm not looking for him back.
	This is a wake-up call, bro.
	Like, you keep having this attitude, you're going to be single for fucking life.
	I'm telling you.
	That'll be it.
	So be it.
	Like, I don't understand.
	Like, I genuinely don't care right now, and you're getting, like, mad for no reason.
	No, you're not mad.
	No, you're getting, like, mad aggressive.
	You're not understanding the math ain't mathin'.
	That's what I'm telling you.
	Because I'm telling you, like, right now, I don't want that.
	So straight up.
	And it's like, yeah, my man that I was recently with was all these things.
	Straight up.
	And you couldn't keep them.
	I didn't want to.
	Oh, now it's I didn't want to.
	No, I'm the one that left.
	And she knows the story.
	Because we just wanted different things.
	Alright, what do you want?
	Yeah, what do you want?
	And what'd you want?
	Hella bitches.
	Which, I was like, maybe.
	Because he didn't want you!
	Maybe.
	He didn't want you!
	I'm not gonna lie.
	Like, come on, Cynthia.
	He didn't want you, bro.
	I'm the one that left him.
	I just don't want to say.
	Yo, yo.
	Holy shit.
	He didn't want you, hella bitches.
	Hella bitches.
	Yo, what did I say at the top of the show, bro?
	Yo, bro, what did I say?
	Bro, Cynthia, man I'm just You can't keep a guy You can't keep one guy Come on, Cynthia Yo, come on, Cynthia Like one guy Come on, man I could if I wanted to But I don't fucking want to You guys all act like, oh my god, I'm the hottest guy in the fucking world.
	You're fuckable, but not keepable.
	Did you not see how your story proved my point?
	Yeah, but it's like, okay, it is what it is.
	Chris, fuck you, bitch.
	Listen.
	This is some good advice.
	Just take it for what it is and leave it alone.
	But yeah, she won't take it.
	Next question is, have you run a train...
	Have y'all run a train on someone?
	If you haven't, who would you run one on?
	A train?
	Who wrote this shit?
	She's terrible writing.
	A train on Cynthia.
	What?
	I mean, girls, I'm asking the question, but I wouldn't do a train, but if it had to happen, Cynthia will be a train.
	I'm mad at you.
	Yeah, of course you're mad, but it's sex is sex, man.
	What the fuck?
	I'm uncomfortable.
	I guess run a train on somebody?
	No.
	That's a strange question.
	I've never done it, and I wouldn't do it.
	I'm good off of that, bro.
	Yeah, facts.
	I wouldn't do it.
	I'm good off of that.
	A little strange.
	Do you guys believe in going to the strip club with your girl, and if she wants to go, she brings it up first?
	Fresh?
	I don't have a problem with it.
	It's fun.
	Why?
	Huh?
	I asked this question.
	Why is it fun?
	It's for her fun.
	You know?
	I ain't throwing money.
	But she can.
	Because it's like a turn-on for a girl.
	Seeing girls dance, do their shit, oh, it's sexy, it's hot.
	I'll go.
	I'll be.
	I hate nightclubs in general and strip clubs.
	Bro, like your band.
	I asked this.
	So the guys in the back, what about you guys?
	Girls?
	No, no, no.
	Strip club.
	If your girl asked you, like, wanted to go to the strip club, she brought it up and she wanted you guys to go.
	Would you do that?
	Hell yeah, my girl asked me to go to the strip club all the time.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Who, though?
	Just me and my girl.
	Chris.
	Chris, come on, man.
	- Who's the girl though? - Chris.
	- What? - Chris, Chris.
	- All right, man.
	That's right, man.
	Moe. - I'd be a little hesitant.
	I think that is a little strange.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Okay.
	But why though?
	No answer?
	I'm like, what you looking at?
	Because booty's nice.
	Who doesn't like booty?
	Yeah, I know ass is nice.
	It's cool.
	I'm like, damn.
	You just want to spend money on it, bro?
	Period.
	I mean, it's...
	Next.
	Yo, exactly.
	I'm like, throw it over here.
	I think this one is actually from Myron only.
	Yeah, Myron.
	What?
	Can we do a 3A with your girl from the club?
	What?
	Yeah, and can I meet your mom?
	What?
	Who wrote this?
	Wait, what?
	I think that's from...
	The question is, can we do a 3A with a girl from the club?
	And can I meet your mom?
	You gotta guess who wrote that question.
	You know what's funny?
	You gotta guess.
	It's probably Sophie, and she just ran.
	Yeah.
	For who?
	Yo.
	Nigga, she a weirdo, bro.
	Or one of the girls in the back wrote it.
	One of y'all, man.
	That's weird, bro.
	One of y'all did.
	What's weird about that question?
	No.
	Who's asking it?
	Yeah, you gotta guess who wrote it, but he said Sophie.
	It was the one that wrote it.
	It wasn't me.
	It was you?
	Yeah.
	Do you not understand all night she's been trying to do this?
	No, no, but it's for him, right?
	No, it's not for anybody.
	It's whoever it wants to be.
	Alright, Chris, you answer it, nigga.
	Chris, go ahead.
	Can we do a three-way with a girlfriend from the club?
	So, with my girlfriend or what's up?
	Your girlfriend, whoever you're with.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
	If, you know, like, I'm with a girl, like, she's hot, and she's not a ho in a club, like, talk to all the guys, alright, cool, like, what are you up to, what's going on, alright?
	Wait, is it his, is it a girlfriend with a random girl from the club, or is it a girl from the club with another girl from the club?
	Girlfriend and random girl from the club.
	Okay, right, there you go.
	Oh, yeah, sure.
	Yeah, facts.
	What's your opinion on that?
	Uh, I mean, honestly, man, I have an opinion where, like, mixing your girl with a random girl, It can go really bad for you.
	Very problematic.
	I've done one before, and it went well for me, but not for her.
	Why are you fucking her better than me?
	Because she's new, bitch.
	We've talked about this.
	The problem with women is you guys are emotional, right?
	And you guys shut off easily.
	If you see your guy that you actually like and you love him having sex with another girl, it scars a lot of women.
	Yeah.
	Scars them.
	Especially if he enjoys himself and shit.
	And the problem, too, also, is, like, most of y'all chicks be lying when you say that you're bisexual.
	Most women are not really bisexual.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	They say they are, but they're not.
	Until they're in the room with another girl.
	Yeah, bro.
	Y'all really actually hate each other, to be honest.
	There's rules in place, too.
	Like, oh, you can't bust inside of her?
	Yo!
	Nigga, why not?
	Well, I thought you should have a bottle on.
	It's like, Nigga, it's my turn to make your rules and shit, bro.
	You didn't try to double dip?
	I said, why not?
	You're trying to double dip?
	No, but like You said we could do it Yeah, like See how there's already problems?
	Why not?
	The double dip is Wicked It's not that Exactly, man This is why This is why you don't do it with your girl Well, you can't double dip You'll like infection We tell girls See, but this is the problem Why we tell guys Just don't do it with your main shirt Y'all are gonna try to come in and tell us what to do and then there's gonna be arguments.
	Oh, why'd you bust in her and out on me or some other bullshit like that?
	Like a previous experience?
	I've heard from other people, so I never even tried that.
	Do you know what happened with Lil Scrappy?
	Oh, look.
	No.
	What happened?
	He had a threesome and he busted her and her ass got pregnant and now she don't love hip-hop too.
	So?
	So wear a condom when you have your threesome.
	So?
	I mean, he's a nigga, man.
	That wasn't really the point.
	The point I'm trying to establish here is that it creates more problems than it's worth.
	Yeah.
	In your relationships it has?
	Yeah, because women...
	Well, no.
	I didn't even try because I already know how women are.
	And then the other thing, too, is that most girls are not bisexual.
	They're just not.
	They lie and they say they are, but they're not.
	You guys can't stand each other, bro.
	How many girls have you been friends with and not throughout your life?
	How many what?
	How many women or girlfriends have you had fallouts with?
	I'm not really a friend home girly type of person.
	There you go.
	Boom.
	But that's not sex.
	That's different.
	No, no, no.
	I don't want any home girls getting over the club.
	Look, I have this theory.
	And I think it's kind of proven.
	Most women dislike each other.
	Probably very honest.
	I don't like a lot of people.
	I like most people.
	Like, men and boys in general tend to keep friendships far longer than women do.
	Right?
	Like, I could meet up with my friends from middle school and we'll catch up and watch Dragon Ball Z. Right?
	Relive our childhood.
	You guys aren't like that.
	Women aren't like that.
	You know what I mean?
	So, most of them dislike each other.
	And there's a bunch of reasons why.
	Because you guys aren't honest with each other and you guys lie to each other.
	And, you know, being honest is actually a very sincere form of being friendly with someone in man world.
	But in women world, it's not.
	Everything you guys do is a lie.
	Makeup, hair, the way you dress.
	You don't tell each other that you're fat.
	You don't tell each other that you're annoying.
	Oh, girl, I love what you got going on.
	And then as soon as she turns around, that bitch is annoying.
	No, I'll tell them straight up.
	I tell her all the time.
	Yeah, but she's your friend, right?
	That's your friend, though.
	No, I will tell a random person, too.
	Straight up.
	You lie to yourself, man.
	You lie to yourself, Myron.
	You lie to yourself.
	Anybody that knows me...
	Tell me how I lie to myself.
	Ask her, am I not real as fuck about everything?
	You are very real.
	I am very loyal.
	Tell me how I lie to myself, then.
	That's something you can only tell yourself, honey.
	Incredible.
	Number two.
	You lie to yourself.
	Can I meet your mom?
	Who?
	Chris?
	Me?
	Yeah, she's not skinny.
	Yeah, I'm trying to hang out with you guys' moms.
	What's up?
	His mama.
	Let's have a mom day.
	I mean, yeah, I mean, probably.
	I mean, if, hey, hey, listen.
	You know what?
	Eight months, suck dick, cook good food.
	I'm trying to turn your mama up.
	What are you talking about?
	No, no, no, no.
	But if you suck good dick, cook good food.
	Then yeah.
	Did you say eight months?
	Yeah, eight months, man.
	Fresh.
	Come on, man.
	That's not that long.
	Oh, see?
	There you go, man.
	And then, yeah, you can't meet my mom because, like, I won't lie, like, your ass is pretty juicy, you know what I'm saying?
	Thank you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So you're like, damn, Chris is like, you know, your ass, you know?
	You've been talking to the wrong one the whole time, girl.
	You're talking to Myron, you've got to talk to Chris.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, man.
	I'm much meaner, man.
	So share it, man.
	I'm much meaner.
	Chris is the nice guy.
	But you know what?
	Hold on, hold on.
	But, like, if women actually listen to me, they'll be a lot happier.
	I had a very tough talk.
	I tell this story, but I'll say it again.
	I had a very tough talk with my sister.
	She was right around your age at the time.
	She was around 20, 27. And I told her, she was in med school.
	I was like, look, you stupid bitch.
	You need to find a man now before you become 30 and you go to med school and you make all this money and you become successful.
	Because ain't nobody gonna want you after that.
	And you need to lose weight.
	Now, she had a choice to make.
	She can either be offended or...
	You're a fucking asshole.
	Or she can listen to Big Bro and take my advice.
	She took my advice, found an anesthesiologist, got married, now she's in a happy relationship in D.C. Right?
	She's in her residency.
	Right?
	So, but had I not given her that harsh call several years back, she would still be living in a delusional world thinking that, oh, I'm going to find a guy after I'm in my 30s and I'm successful and I'm a doctor.
	And I was like, that's not how this works.
	It's way harder.
	Men and women are completely different.
	And I literally had to have a very tough talk and say, you're being a stupid fucking bitch.
	Change or else you're not going to get what you want.
	And I wasn't nice about it, right?
	I had to be very rude about it.
	But I don't give a shit.
	It's my younger sister.
	So I had to be very rough.
	But she got the message and she did what she was supposed to do.
	Anyway, I think that's a brother and a father's duty to let their, you know, because women are naturally delusional because no one tells you guys anything because everyone wants to fuck you all the time.
	That is true.
	And do you have any brothers?
	I do.
	What did I tell you?
	Similar stuff?
	Straight.
	Can I take a break?
	What?
	Miss, I'm honest.
	Okay.
	Can I take a break?
	I keep it real, but then the reality comes, I can't do this, I need a break!
	Alright, yeah, go ahead, take a break.
	Go to the bathroom if you want.
	Yeah, I'm good.
	I mean, if you want to leave, you can leave too.
	It's up to you.
	Okay.
	Um, Albois.
	Yeah.
	What about Albois?
	Any mud sharks?
	Cole Burner is on the panel tonight.
	I think only one.
	She said she fucks black guys, right?
	Every once in a while.
	She a butt shark.
	There you go.
	Well, I got a question.
	Miss Iran, what are your thoughts on Israel?
	Oh, my God.
	I don't have any thoughts on Israel.
	I don't have any thoughts on Israel.
	Thank God.
	All right.
	I got it.
	Yeah.
	You know, like, they're trying to start a war with y'all.
	I don't have any thoughts on that.
	Alright.
	Well, she did say that she was Persian.
	She probably forgot it was Iran.
	I was thinking, bro.
	Bro, I just had to add it.
	Like, you don't have no opinions on Palestine, nothing.
	No.
	Alright, you're just saying that because you don't want to talk politics?
	Is that why?
	Yeah.
	I see what Tristan chose her.
	I see why.
	Makes sense.
	That's kinda gay, though, bro.
	Like, for someone from the...
	Bro, that's kinda gay.
	I ain't gonna lie, bro.
	Like, we're on Rumble.
	You can say what you want.
	No, but it's all politics, man.
	It's fine.
	Alright, that's fine.
	What's next one?
	That was it.
	That was it?
	Alright, ladies.
	Alright.
	Ladies, we'll do...
	What'd you say, Chris?
	Let's talk, nigga!
	Shit!
	Okay, last thoughts on this show.
	Hate it, love it.
	That was a show for you.
	We'll start right here.
	What?
	I'm sorry.
	Last thoughts on.
	The show?
	Oh, my bad.
	My bad.
	It was cool, I guess.
	I mean...
	Guess what?
	Do you learn anything or no?
	No, I know.
	I mean, we'll see.
	Nope!
	We'll see what I take out of it.
	I don't know.
	What about you?
	Nope!
	Nope.
	You're quiet the whole time.
	Hey, y'all!
	You're smiling, laughing.
	You good old time over here.
	Alright, well, are you going to at least change your clothes if a guy tells you or nah, still?
	No.
	And you don't want no kids or anything, right?
	I have kids.
	Wait, wait.
	Are you?
	You have kids?
	How many?
	Wait, three.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Who else here's a mom?
	Is anyone else here a mom?
	No.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	I was going to ask her a question.
	You have kids.
	Obviously, you have a pretty serious job.
	Very, you know, a good job.
	You're saving lives.
	Would you say that you would give up your career for your children?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck is that?
	Oh, shit.
	No, no.
	Well, I mean, it's a nice question, man.
	Castle Club.
	What the fuck is that?
	Come on now.
	What?
	Come on now.
	Y'all can chill.
	What is it?
	What the fuck is that?
	What is that?
	Frank.
	That's my OnlyPans?
	What the?
	Nigga, what the?
	Wait, you have OnlyPans?
	Damn.
	Well, you might as well.
	While y'all are here, go check out her link.
	Yeah, while we're saying I'm glad y'all caught that.
	Them niggas don't play, bro.
	I'm glad y'all caught it.
	Go sub.
	Shout your link out, girl.
	Shout your link out.
	I don't be shouting it out.
	It's already here.
	I don't be marketing like that, but go sub.
	Yeah, go sub to her shit.
	Y'all saw it.
	You got the preview.
	Oh, well.
	Plug yourself, girl.
	Fuck it.
	Fuck it.
	Yo.
	Wait.
	Niggas blow the screenshot for getting fucked?
	I was not getting fucked.
	I just want to make that clear.
	So, what was that?
	It was an act.
	You know?
	Most have porn.
	Oh.
	Wait, is that?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	That was a funny video that I had recorded of a bald thing on my, a bald filter on my head.
	And I thought it looked really funny.
	It looked really funny.
	Bro.
	Wait.
	Yo.
	No, chill on me.
	Wow.
	Intense.
	Very intense.
	Well, at least drop the link.
	Let's go next.
	Next.
	Cooked, man.
	Yo, getting a master degree to be a master at OnlyFans is crazy work.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	She has an arm off?
	Yeah, Chris, are you late to the party?
	Yes, I am late to the party.
	Well, she does have OnlyFans.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we can go next.
	But I gotta ask, what does your family think of this?
	They don't know, huh?
	What do they think, bro?
	Come on, man.
	Do they know?
	Yeah.
	What'd they say?
	That's none of your business.
	Bro.
	Bro, you're on the internet showing your butt hole.
	You're telling me it's not my business?
	I'm like, come on, man.
	If you want to know, you can go find out and sub.
	I'm not going to sub.
	But I just find it interesting that you made a whole stink about being educated and shit like that.
	What does that have to do with OnlyBans?
	A lot!
	I can make extra money for extra money, no?
	You know what?
	But not for sex.
	I'm not doing sex.
	I'm not even mad at you.
	But we'll see.
	We can continue disclo- Closing thoughts.
	No, no, no.
	We're not going to continue closing thoughts because if you were so proud of it, whatever, you wouldn't have hid it from everybody.
	So clearly the fact that you hid it means...
	Didn't necessarily hide it.
	Yes, you did.
	I just didn't talk about it.
	Yes, you did.
	And you don't talk about it.
	But you talk about your mass degree.
	Not something I hide, honestly.
	I just don't promote it in a way that...
	Why do you not promote it?
	It's just not something I promote.
	It's Kira, first of all.
	K? Kira?
	Kira?
	I don't promote it because I have other shit I have going on that I do promote.
	Like, just in general.
	What?
	My Instagram, my TikTok, all that kind of stuff.
	But I just make extra money on it for the side hustle.
	I made a video on my channel called Fresh Start.
	I spoke about today's society and women, how they operate, right?
	You'll see Instagram, TikTok, oh, quality women, a virtue.
	Laughable, funny, kind.
	Then you go to the link in bio.
	You see Twitter, which is X now.
	Dirty photos.
	OnlyFans link as well.
	You're like, damn.
	Another one bites the dust.
	And it's like, damn.
	What point do we stop and say, you know what?
	This is bad for society.
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying.
	See, this is a bad part of feminism.
	Don't respect male authority.
	Yeah.
	Brag about your degrees.
	But you're still a fucking slut, bro, on the internet.
	And then you try to sit here and say, oh, well, we're going to move on.
	No, we're going to talk about this shit because you came in here holier than thou.
	I did not come in here holier than thou.
	But you're literally selling your butthole for $5 a month.
	No, $5.
	It is.
	You can say $4.99.
	It's $12.
	Okay, what is it?
	$12.99?
	My bad.
	$13 to see your butthole.
	Sorry.
	Like, bro, and then you come in here trying to act like you're all, oh, well, I'm not changing, blah, blah, blah.
	I can see why now.
	I can see why.
	If your dream man found you and said, please take it off, would you take it off?
	Maybe.
	No, she cooked, niggas.
	Like, bro, you literally sell pussy on the internet.
	You can't talk shit about nothing.
	At all.
	Like, literally, you can't say nothing, bro.
	This is the thing with feminism, right?
	It tells us to be sluts, get a master's degree.
	Bruh, you don't even deserve a man.
	You're literally like a side chick.
	No, because here's the thing.
	Master's degree!
	You know how many chicks I've met?
	I ain't got a degree!
	Go to a dumbass random school in the middle of nowhere, but you're still selling pussy on the internet, trying to act holier than thou.
	Like, what the fuck?
	And giving an attitude, I ain't didn't learn shit.
	Yeah, it's very obvious you didn't learn nothing.
	You're a fucking internet whore.
	The fuck?
	This shit's crazy.
	Listen, we wish you the best.
	Thank you, you as well.
	Fresh is such a gentleman.
	Incredible, bro.
	Such a great guy.
	I'm worse than Myron, actually.
	Oh, I heard.
	What the?
	It's wild, bro!
	No worry about it.
	What the hell?
	That's funny.
	Anyhow, what about you?
	How was the show for you?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Last thoughts?
	Actually, it was different than what I was expecting, and you guys actually understand women.
	Like, what he was saying about how women are delusional because everybody wants to fuck them, so they just lie to them all the time.
	That's like a real thing.
	That's why a lot of women are just...
	I don't want to say crazy, but like...
	They're stupid.
	They're just stupid.
	No, but the fact that a lot of, like, depends on your attractive level, like, girls and guys, if they want to fuck you, like, that's a horrible thing to deal with.
	I know that's like a first world problem, but that makes a woman delusional and crazy.
	So, you guys...
	Why are you gay?
	Why are you gay?
	Oh, being gay?
	Why are you gay?
	Weren't you getting triggered by that?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You know what?
	Weren't you getting triggered?
	How am I gay?
	Tell me, tell me, tell me.
	Dude, it's a meme.
	It's a meme.
	It's a joke.
	I'm not specifically saying to you.
	You know what's funny?
	That's one of Andrew's favorite fucking memes.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Hurrah!
	It is.
	She exposed herself again.
	Do a show with a guy?
	Yes, he did.
	Yeah, it's one of those funniest shit you did the show with a guy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Why are you gay?
	Why are you gay?
	That's not me.
	But...
	To wrap it up?
	Butts?
	Plugs?
	Yeah, your show is not what I expected.
	Look, we just tell women the truth, bro.
	And you guys don't get told the truth often.
	Because guys want to have sex with you.
	I think the internet is one of the worst things ever for women.
	Because you guys have all these DMs.
	You have all these men giving you attention.
	You're able to sell your butthole for $13.99.
	And then you come in and act holier than thou as though men telling you what it is is like, I don't give a fuck what men think.
	Yeah, the chat is undefeated, bro.
	They find everything.
	Yo, niggas found a report.
	Coming to records.
	That's crazy.
	Your link's in bio.
	Everything.
	Is she coming in here trying to, like...
	Yeah, whatever.
	Yeah, whatever.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	I just want to be clear.
	I did not try to hide it in the slightest.
	Wait, who?
	But don't forget to subscribe.
	Nah, nigga.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Hold on.
	We got to support each other.
	Look, look, look.
	You see what's going on here?
	What?
	You guys enable the fuckery.
	You're absolutely right, Myron.
	You are so right, and we gotta listen to you.
	That is what I learned today, that Myron is always right and that we are stupid and wrong.
	Okay, look, this is why, real talk, this is why women should have voted.
	This is why y'all didn't have rights for centuries, because you guys are retards when you have rights.
	You guys do dumb shit.
	You're enabling her to continue being an internet whore, which is going to hurt her ability to find a man and get children and have a better life.
	You're so right.
	This is the truth.
	You're so right.
	I'm so sorry, Maureen.
	You're so smart.
	You're so right, Maureen.
	I'm so sorry.
	This is what it is.
	Women since the 1960s right and continuing on have had higher levels of depression and anxiety and mental disorders Well, that doesn't make sense How is that happening when women are getting more rights, access to birth control, making more money, getting more educated?
	Why is it that women are getting sadder as they get more rights?
	I'll tell you why.
	Because you guys get sold.
	Stop playing the fucking sound effects, man.
	Sorry, man.
	I'll tell you why.
	It's because you guys make all this money.
	You guys think that you're special.
	Can't find a guy.
	Think that you could do better.
	You don't listen to male authority.
	You think that you could get any guy that you want.
	And that winds up happening.
	You get sad and depressed.
	35 years old.
	No fucking kids.
	Why in my business do they make money?
	Well, you know how many girls we brought on the show in their 30s?
	They're wildly successful.
	Crying.
	They fucking cry.
	They don't have a family.
	They don't have a man.
	They don't have anything to their fucking name besides their title.
	That's a man's job is to go create a fucking legacy.
	Your job is to create a family.
	And you have a finite amount of time to do it.
	What are you, 26?
	29?
	Clock is ticking.
	Clock is sickening.
	You don't want a bunch of dudes that make money and shit like that.
	Where you gonna find them?
	I don't know.
	You're a sex worker.
	Cooked.
	You.
	Bad habits.
	29 years old.
	A little fat.
	Cooked.
	Wow.
	Okay, we wanna talk shit right now?
	You wanna talk shit right now?
	We can talk some shit right now.
	First of all, okay.
	- Okay, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. - I'm not finished, I'm not finished. - I'm not fucking finished.
	'Cause we're gonna start talking shit, we can start fucking talking shit. - Let me finish what I'm saying.
	So the point I'm trying to make is, is that you are saying, "Oh no, OnlyFans, Link in Bio." - I'm just showing support to her.
	If you guys are gonna blast her on the internet, then why not?
	Clearly, she's not proud of it.
	She didn't fucking advertise it.
	Dudes had to find it.
	Now you're going ahead and endorsing it.
	Oh, making bio!
	Not knowing that it's going to destroy her life even more so, because the internet never fucking forgets.
	She's going to be known as a sex worker.
	Her ability to find a guy is going to come back and bite her in the ass.
	And no one has real conversations with you chicks about this shit, because you guys are delusional.
	People want to have sex with y'all.
	That's the fucking problem.
	You're sitting here endorsing and reinforcing the fuckery, which is why women perpetually stay in this depression, this anxiety, medication, fucked up feminist world.
	And this is why arranged marriage is worth a thing for a while.
	This is why we didn't give women rights for a while, because you guys make really bad decisions when you guys have all the authority.
	Now, what did you want to say?
	Go ahead.
	I have nothing to say.
	What?
	So you only had something to say when I had something to say.
	Yeah, of course.
	No, it's fine.
	I don't really need to...
	Say anything else.
	There's a lot of things that I can say, but I don't care to.
	What are you gonna say?
	Please go ahead.
	The floor is yours.
	No, I have nothing to say.
	Yo, come on.
	One thing.
	Okay, you want me to say something?
	Maybe the fact that you hate on women is because...
	Why?
	Why do you hate on women?
	Okay.
	Straight up.
	Like, straight up.
	And if we're gonna talk shit, like, honestly, if you Google Myron Fresh and Fit Gay, some shit comes up.
	But do we say anything about that either?
	No.
	Okay.
	I haven't said shit about you.
	I've been like, you're right.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	First thing, hate on women.
	I think telling women the truth about intersexual dynamics and what it takes to attract a man, though, unflattering is true and is helpful in the long run.
	I gave the example of my sister earlier who's hard-headed just like you, but she made a decision to change and she was able to find a guy and now she's happy.
	But if she's not taking my advice, she'd be a miserable, angry 30-year-old plus woman that makes $100,000 plus a year.
	That's fucking sad.
	Okay?
	That's number one.
	Number two, the gay allegations.
	Okay.
	I used to play Division I sport.
	Okay.
	I was a rower.
	My friend's barred into the fucking hotel room when I was asleep and woke my ass up before practice.
	That's when the picture was taken and I'm in bed and he's on top of me like that saying, ah!
	Boys will be boys, I guess.
	If that makes me gay, I don't know what else to tell you.
	But when you play sports or you're an athlete or you're in the military or whatever it may be, that's what they do.
	True.
	Anything else?
	I said I had nothing to say.
	Nassad Harmonim.
	Nice try.
	What was that?
	I didn't say anything.
	No, you literally just tried to call me gay.
	Yeah.
	I said that you're hating women.
	If you Google that shit, it comes up.
	That's all I'm fucking saying.
	I hate women for telling the truth?
	Maybe.
	Isn't that a crazy world where telling women the truth now constitutes hating them?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because their feelings are involved.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if you were in here earlier, but did you hear me yelling at the fucking Somali guy for being broke and being a bum and not making money?
	You might have not heard that, did you?
	Do I hate men too because I told them to not be a piece of shit?
	And he has to go ahead and make money and save that money and get a fucking car and not be a bum?
	Yeah.
	Oh, you did hear that?
	Do I hate men too then?
	Maybe.
	Okay.
	I said I have nothing to say and now you're like getting mad because I said something to say.
	That's the thing.
	What you say has meaning and I'm telling you, well, go ahead and explain that and you're not able to explain it.
	See, here's the other thing.
	Women say stupid shit all the time and no one checks you on what you say.
	Like, if you're gonna say something, be able to back up your facts or your claims.
	All I'm saying, if they're gonna put her shit on the fucking thing, then you might as well subscribe.
	I don't think that's so wrong to say and maybe that's what she wants to do right now.
	She didn't endorse it, which tells you everything you need to know.
	Yeah, she didn't say that at the very beginning.
	Would you be happy if you got some subscribers from this show?
	Why not, right?
	That wouldn't be bad.
	Exactly.
	It's not that serious and maybe we don't give a shit anymore.
	Maybe you're right.
	Maybe we're out for the streets.
	This is your third time being on the show.
	So, I mean...
	And what?
	Alright.
	This podcast has confirmed many of the things that I said are wrong with modern women.
	Reaffirming bad decisions, making bad decisions, putting your masculinity out and thinking that men give a shit about it, etc.
	Thank you for proving many of the things that I talk about, feminism, being problematic during this podcast.
	I talk about this in detail in my book.
	Oh, shit.
	Why Women Deserve Less, because quite literally, it's only 98 pages, by the way, because women deserve less.
	It's a short book.
	But, like, bro, you guys, like, literally just prove all this shit right.
	Like, oh yeah, I left my guy.
	Why'd you leave your guy?
	He was fucking too many bitches.
	Did I not just say that?
	Men of higher status are gonna want multiple women.
	Yeah.
	And then, yeah, it's just so much that makes me think that we're cooked in a society, and women don't care about what we want.
	They don't give a fuck.
	Yeah, they don't give a fuck.
	They don't care at all.
	Guys, look, this isn't for them, because they're not going to learn.
	It is what it is.
	Maybe one girl gets it here on the panel.
	But, Miss O Slash, she gets it.
	Oh, yeah.
	But, I mean, it might be a little too late, but she gets it.
	I think she gets it, too.
	Well, her?
	No, no, I don't know if she gets it.
	Oh, Miss Iran?
	Nah.
	You know what?
	Nah, she probably gets it because of the guys that she's dealt with.
	Yeah.
	Where she has no leverage and they tell her what it is.
	She's cool.
	She's cool.
	But the point is, bro, is that...
	Guys, I do this podcast for y'all so you niggas learn.
	This is what modern women think, bro.
	I gotta pass degree.
	I don't gotta listen to you.
	I'm gonna do sex work, but you need to accept me.
	I'm gonna go ahead and be annoying and argue and challenge your authority.
	Bro, these are the tough conversations that you guys need to see and have to deal with this bullshit, man.
	Like, bro, you're just crazy.
	Well, luckily, you can sit here without doing it yourself.
	Yeah, facts.
	Don't argue with women, bro.
	Bro, please don't argue with women, Chad.
	Please don't.
	I do a free article so you guys don't have to.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because here's the thing.
	They feel really awkward right now, probably.
	And they probably feel uncomfortable.
	Yeah.
	But I don't give a fuck.
	Awkward.
	Because you guys need to see this bullshit where chicks are literally sitting here, they don't respect male authority, selling pussy on the internet, but trying to tell you that they're not going to change their clothes when you tell them to change.
	All right.
	All right, Fresh.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Last thoughts?
	My name is Tay at Taytwerks on Instagram.
	Sorry, I had to shamelessly plug.
	I had fun here.
	I mean, you plugged the book.
	I gotta plug me too.
	Alright, cool.
	I had fun.
	It was way less painful than I thought it was gonna be.
	Thank you for coming.
	Thanks for having me.
	Appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	What about you?
	I appreciate the experience.
	And I think it's crazy nobody told you, but the whole panel got the three countries for the first time.
	Yeah, I saw it.
	I heard the commotion in the back, which is good.
	I mean, it's surprising.
	It is surprising.
	It's been months.
	It's been months since we've had a panel.
	It's been quite a while.
	Good time, though, yeah.
	Always.
	She almost messed up, but we gave her some extra time.
	Saving grace.
	Okay.
	This was a great show.
	I believe we all...
	Next?
	Nigga, she already said it.
	Alright, cool.
	Also, one more thing, guys.
	February 22nd.
	We got an event.
	VIP event.
	February.
	Wait, what the fuck?
	Mastermind.
	Yo, that's not real.
	What?
	Nigga, what?
	That's not...
	Is that you?
	That's AI. Wait, no, nigga.
	Is that you?
	That's me.
	Wait, who?
	Wait, what?
	No.
	No.
	What?
	Yo, you guys are some assholes, bro.
	Wait, that's real?
	Yeah, it's real, nigga.
	Bro!
	That's AI, man.
	She said it's her!
	Bro, that's her, man.
	Bro, this shit crazy, man.
	No one is she endorsing.
	No one is she endorsing.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Are you on OnlyFans, too?
	I am not.
	All Reefans?
	Bro.
	All Reefans.
	You know what's crazy, though?
	In a world of like...
	Secrecy and discovery.
	I would argue the ones that you don't know are the worst.
	Meaning that, like, she's not only fans, but, like, low-key, she's doing shit probably worse.
	Wait, these niggas...
	They already got you on a meme, sis.
	I mean, like, chat niggas, no, man.
	Wait.
	Mine, yeah.
	Wait, niggas said businesswoman LOL. Yo!
	Yo, are you a poor star, bro?
	No.
	No.
	Niggas say you a poor star, bro.
	I'm not- Shimmer Fremory!
	Shimmer Fremory!
	Yo!
	199?
	What?!
	I'm not on OnlyFans.
	I don't do porn.
	I mean, I make videos with my ments, but- Wait, my ments?
	Wait, you got sex tapes?
	Don't we all?
	Yeah, she ain't lying.
	Alright, girls, I mean...
	Alright, see?
	In any case, what the fuck?
	Listen, I mean, girls, if...
	This was definitely an insightful show.
	A lot of truths here that were told.
	Thank you for coming, ladies.
	Niggas say escort?
	Yo!
	What?
	I'm not an escort.
	You sure?
	Yes.
	Come on, man.
	These dudes are doing the research.
	These niggas did their homework, man.
	Hey, they don't miss, man.
	Yeah, I mean, facts.
	They don't miss.
	Bro, like...
	They were right last time.
	Yo, like...
	They were right last time.
	Baby!
	The baby!
	Yo, yo, yo.
	First was...
	Like I said, Shane Femory.
	The baby!
	Shane Femory.
	Alright, guys.
	Event.
	Yo.
	Again, February 22nd.
	RSVP. Link down below.
	Fucking asshole, bro.
	Again, tickets for the actual octoparty are gonna be sold out pretty soon.
	The nigga said Zipperhead Escort.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	What?
	Yo, yo.
	We have, like, 12k right now watching right now.
	And they're like...
	Nick's in the massage parlor.
	That's fucked up, man.
	Listen, shit's cool, man.
	We'll get rid of the benefit of the doubt.
	Yo, man.
	Alright, man.
	We go at the show, bro.
	Like, yo, we got girls in here getting exposed left or right, bro.
	We gotta end the show before we...
	These girls fucking go crazy.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Yo, you got nudies on there?
	Bruh.
	What the fuck?
	Nigga, you got no ass, nigga.
	Goddamn.
	I mean...
	Yeah, that shit crazy, nigga.
	Bro, you got no ass.
	Where is that from?
	I mean, like...
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Yo, Castle Club is crazy.
	Wait, so this isn't on air right now, girls.
	So, these guys don't, like, don't know him, like, right now.
	Yo, nigga said she selling pussy on the internet, bro.
	In the main chat, they can't see.
	Yeah, I mean, like, they can't see, but, like, we, like, in the studio can't see, okay?
	So, once again...
	Join Castle Club.
	Join Castle Club, guys.
	Join Castle Club, man.
	Yo, Maren, like, push it, man.
	Hey, man, just get in there, man.
	Yo, Castle Club at the team, bro.
	Castle Club, bro.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Castle Club?
	Bro.
	Are we done now?
	Are we fucking done?
	This is going on a little bit too long.
	I've been sitting here for five minutes.
	This is ridiculous.
	Shut the fuck up.
	It's our show.
	If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of here.
	You don't run shit.
	Yeah, leave.
	If you got a fucking problem, any of y'all can get up and get the fuck up out of here.
	It's running our shit.
	All right, leave.
	Bitch, just try to come in here and tell us how to run our shit, man.
	Shut the fuck up.
	All right, one, two.
	All right, next.
	All right, one, two.
	Get the fuck up out of here, man.
	Who else?
	Three.
	Fucking host trying to tell us how to run our shit, man.
	Three.
	Shut the fuck up, bro.
	Who else?
	Get me going.
	Move on.
	Get me going.
	Move on.
	Three.
	Wait, yo.
	Come on.
	Na-na-na-na.
	Na-na-na-na.
	Hey.
	Goodbye.
	Na-na-na.
	Get the fuck out of here, you fucking sweats.
	Bro, bitches aren't going to tell us how to run our shit.
	You sell pussy on the internet.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Get the fuck up out of here, man.
	These stupid ass bitches.
	Literally sell pussy on the internet.
	Can we move on?
	Can we move on?
	Shut up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	What do you do for work?
	Stupid ass bitches trying to tell us what to do, man.
	Get the fuck up out of here, bro.
	Take their Instagrams off the...
	It's already off.
	Thank you.
	Fucking thoughts.
	All right.
	Well, she got no ass either, so that's L. At least we all didn't get castled.
	Yeah.
	This time, this time, yeah.
	Hey, man, Hilo was right about some of these bitches, man.
	Let's fucking go.
	All slashing the air, man.
	Fuck these bitches, man.
	That's why, yo, nigga trying to ban pornography for this reason.
	Bro, shit ruins society.
	Bitches trying to come in here.
	I have a master's degree.
	Master of what?
	Being a 304?
	Selling pussy for $13.99?
	Bitch, try to correct me.
	$4.99?
	No, $13.99, motherfucker.
	$13.99.
	Get the fuck out of here, man.
	These stupid-ass bitches.
	Can we move on?
	Fuck out of here.
	Fucking maple syrup bitch from Iran.
	You can't even take a stand for your own country.
	You're a fucking embarrassment to the Arab world.
	She's probably a Jew, to be honest with y'all.
	There are some Iranian Jews.
	She probably is one.
	I have no idea.
	She's probably an Iranian Jew.
	I mean, bro, son's off there.
	I'm Persian!
	No, you're a dumb bitch.
	That's why Tristan probably don't fuck with you, man.
	Dumbass hoes, man.
	Holy shit.
	A million a year.
	Simple.
	Now we know why.
	Anyway, what else have we got to say?
	Event.
	We're doing February 22nd here in Miami.
	We got a free show for you guys for Castle Club and Premium as well.
	But out at the party is going to be lit.
	Yacht party at a nice venue with a lot of girls, food, and drinks.
	That's 50 spots.
	We got maybe like what?
	A couple left.
	So hop into that.
	Link is going to be in Castle Club and Premium Discord and Telegram.
	I got this question.
	Ms. Scalpel, what are your thoughts on this?
	Ms. Scalpel, what's your thoughts on this?
	I mean, the show is nice.
	Ms. Osash, what are your thoughts?
	I mean, it happens every time.
	Hey, well, at least you got to hang out during a Frank Castle.
	I mean, that's cool, right?
	Yo, fucking Castle Club is crazy.
	Yo, y'all niggas on Castle Club are crazy, bro.
	Yo, y'all niggas expose these bitches, man.
	You guys are federal agents.
	Yo, Castle Club, man.
	Yo, niggas have like...
	Bro, you can see her face just go like, ah!
	Her eyes got even wider!
	It was like, I could see the face.
	How did they find it?
	Yeah, how'd they find it, man?
	How'd they find it?
	Yeah.
	Yo, listen, man.
	Well, either way, again, this is why I told you guys for a podcast I did earlier on my show, Fresh Start.
	I said, guys, you don't know a woman until you look at her socials, Twitter, and her LinkedIn bio.
	Bro, you know what's crazy?
	This bitch want a nigga making $500,000 a year, right?
	This chick over here, I'm not changing my clothes for no man.
	This chick over here, I need a million a year.
	Bro, get the fuck out of here, bro.
	But see, the more you look into it, you can see why most guys are not going to even have a fair chance because look at their past.
	Look at their future.
	I mean, they're like fucking sick as fuck.
	They're like ratchet as fuck.
	I can understand why guys go abroad, even though it's not the solution.
	Niggas just posted their news right there.
	Bro, fucked, man.
	Cooked!
	Alright, that's in the show.
	Niggas say she escort?
	Damn.
	Well, I can't confirm that, but cook.
	You never know.
	I wouldn't write it off, though.
	Yeah.
	Bro, what's up with these Asian chicks being escorted to Miami?
	I mean, like...
	Because they're exotic!
	Exotic!
	But, uh, Maren, like 12 years in Miami.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yachts?
	Yachts?
	Listen, man.
	Yo, y'all.
	Yo, y'all.
	Yeah.
	I just want to know how they found this shit, because that's insane.
	Crypto?
	How they found this shit is insane.
	Frank, come here, bro.
	Frank, come here.
	Frank.
	Come here, nigga.
	Damn, nigga.
	Over here, Frank.
	Over here.
	Frank.
	Okay.
	We're going to end it here, guys.
	Again, event.
	We'll catch y'all on the next episode.
	Wednesday.
	All slash for Frank.
	Peace, and CS Gang, we're out.
	Alright, guys.

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