It's our audition with a couple of ladies and Donovan Sharp.
Let's get into it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
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Welcome to Fresh Up Podcast.
After our position, we're joined with eight lovely ladies and Donovan Sharp.
A quick announcement before we get into the show.
We're having a free event for you guys.
February 22nd.
It's going to be right here in Miami, Florida.
Probably more than likely in Brickell.
We've got a couple of venue options that we have, but we're going to work it out with you guys.
But it's absolutely going to be here in Miami.
Absolutely free that you guys can come to.
All you've got to do is be a member of Castle Club Premium, man.
So if you're in Castle Club Premium, you've got nothing to worry about.
If you're a regular Castle Club member, no problem.
You can still attend the event.
Completely free, but it's going to cut off after two hours.
So become a member, man.
Join Premium, or you become a regular Castle Club member.
Come to the event, and if you like it, then go ahead and upgrade to premium right there and then.
Either or works.
And then at the party, right after, it's going to be yachts, girls, food, and a lot of fun.
So type into that as well.
Yep.
And that one is only $500 for a yacht party.
So compared to the other ones, man.
So we were able to cut the cost on this one so that you guys are able to get in at a better price.
Cool.
I think that was really...
All right, Chris, go ahead.
A full panel.
Shout out to the girls.
I came on.
The first group.
I make it happen.
Shout out to the chat.
Yes, sir.
Donovan Sharp.
And, yeah, follow me on Twitter.
Not Twitter.
I don't use that shit.
Follow me on Twitch and IG, guys.
Let's make that happen.
No, man, that shit's wild over there, man.
What, X? Yeah, X, bro.
Like, fucking Myron Post would be crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, Myron's a fucking savage on X, bro.
For real.
Y'all not ready for that.
Yeah, Myron Gaines X. If you guys like the political stuff, I'm far more political on X. I talk about a bunch of different geopolitical stuff.
Myron Gaines X on there.
Instagram, MyronGamesX.
Pretty much MyronGamesX everywhere.
YouTube, etc.
So...
X, X, X. Yeah.
Anyway.
MyronGamesXX.
Nope.
You can follow me as well at Fresh Start on YouTube and Rumble.
And on X, I'm Fresh CEO Network.
More positive stuff.
More chill stuff.
But then again, if you like hating on those boys, I'll post them too.
Them boys.
Let's go.
Are you talking about the brimless?
Shout out to all the idiots that thought Fresh Start meant at the end of the Fresh Fit podcast.
Niggas are stupid, bro.
It's always something.
Dudes want to make videos.
They're breaking up.
That happened.
They're going to see.
Well, no, it's free marketing for you, idiots.
Four years, bro.
Niggas been saying that dumbass shit.
Y'all been breaking up for what?
Four years.
Ridiculous.
You know what happens?
They win.
Because they want to talk shit and divide us.
They're doing that already, man.
Yeah, I know.
First chat?
Oh, yeah.
Listen, ladies.
Tonight you guys have the privilege, the pleasure to be amongst men that won't sin for you.
For the Shaniquas, please be on your best behavior.
Don't prove the stereotypes.
And for God Almighty's sake, let tonight be a night you step towards taking accountability.
Oh, good Lord.
Take it away.
What the fuck?
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Alright, Xander says, let's see who's the smartest girl here.
Ladies, do women have more options, dating options, or men, and why?
We can make that one a raise of hands.
Alright, ladies.
Who do you think has more dating options, men or women?
We'll do a raise of hands if you think women have more dating options.
Raise of hands.
Unbelievable.
How many think men have more options?
Unbelievable.
I already know exactly why.
One more time.
Who thinks women have more dating options?
Raise of hands.
Nice and high so I can see.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, half and half.
Yeah, it's four.
Wow.
I like the coffee.
Interesting.
And then, you want to go why?
Yeah, that's fine.
Did I get time?
Yeah.
Why do you think...
Did you raise your hand?
No, you didn't raise your hand for women, did you?
You raised your hand.
Okay, why do you think women have more dating options?
Because we have a pussy.
That's what men want.
That's just what it is.
What about you?
What makes you say women?
To be real, just because of the accessibility, I feel like when you go out, when you're a man, you have less women approaching you than when a female goes out, in my opinion.
For a female, she has more men coming up to her, asking her for her Instagram, asking her for her information, what her name is.
Where a man would probably have like one to three girls, where a girl would have 10 to 20 different guys.
Good point.
What about you?
You chose no.
I chose no.
Why do you think men have more?
Well, honestly, I feel like with the guys...
Sorry.
My bad.
I just had to.
But go ahead.
That's okay.
I feel like...
Bless you.
Well, with the guys, I think that the guys are able to slide in DMs and shoot their shots more than women.
I feel like that's why, you know, guys are able to go in and be like, hey, I like this girl, or walk down the street and say, excuse me, you know, Miss Lady, how can I help you or something?
And they'll be able to get a number.
Just that easy, huh?
Just that easy, huh?
Let me ask you a question.
If there was a competition between the two of us, alright.
I want you guys to spend 24 hours in Miami, and whoever gets laid the most wins.
Who do you think would win that competition?
Exactly.
Game over.
That's it.
Now do you want to change your answer?
No.
There was something about dating, right?
Dating versus sex.
Yeah, women all...
Oh, now here we go.
Now we're moving the goalpost.
Listen, women have far more opportunities than men.
That's just all there is to it.
Okay, you chose, I believe, now as well?
I kind of...
Didn't really choose an answer.
Uh-oh, she's afraid.
I mean, I feel like we all have, like, equal opportunities.
Like, we both have access to the same apps, but...
But you gotta choose a gender.
Women.
Women?
Okay.
Why?
Women?
I just say...
I don't even know.
No, I think you have an answer, but you don't want to say it.
Because you have a pussy.
That's what it is.
What about you?
I think you chose, uh...
No?
Women.
Women?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't have an explanation.
Just because?
She just knows.
I'm a woman!
Okay, what about you?
So I said men at first, but now I change it to women.
Because of him?
No, actually because of her.
I was thinking it differently.
I thought men had more options because there's so many beautiful women compared to better looking men.
Women win in that aspect.
But it is easier for...
I said for men because there's more women than men.
Let me ask you a question.
What percentage of men do you think get laid right now?
On the regular?
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is just there's so many options for women than there is for women with men because there's not many men.
So there's a lot of competition with women to a man, if that makes sense.
That makes sense.
What percentage of guys do you think get laid?
I don't know.
Take a guess if you had to guess.
Maybe 10%, 15%, 100%.
There you go.
See, there we go.
There we go.
I talked about this in the last show.
I think what you ladies need to understand is when we ask questions like this, I think you guys probably know in your firmware, most men you see are not attractive.
Most men are not sexually attractive to most women.
That's the first thing.
The second thing is 90%.
So when you think, when you say things like, well, you know, I think it's maybe 10% or whatever, you're only thinking about the top 10% of men.
When we ask questions about this, you're not thinking about the, you know, Bob at Jiffy Lube or Justin at Starbucks.
No, you're thinking of the 10% of men that only you see.
That's not a bad thing.
It's just how it is.
So just keep that in mind that when we talk about questions like this, it needs to be the whole data set, not just the top 10%.
So you said homegirl who...
Says, all guys fuck?
Fuck every guy she meets?
Uh-oh.
He's talking to you.
Yeah, to Garner Shades.
Me?
Yeah.
You said all guys fuck, right?
So you fuck every guy you meet?
No.
I didn't say I fuck every guy I meet, but every guy wants to fuck and every guy tries in some type of shape, shape, form.
No, I don't have to.
If I want to, I will.
If I want to, I will.
It's on me.
But every guy wanna fuck.
I mean, every guy wants to fuck, but not every guy can fuck.
I didn't say every guy can.
Every guy wants to.
That's the point, though.
You said 100%.
Yeah, he said 100%.
100% wants to fuck.
Well, of course.
And if you, okay, 100% of the men that has money fuck, we can talk, we can take it there.
That is not true.
That is definitely not true.
Wait, so, hold on, are you telling me if I got money I can fuck you right now?
Yeah.
No.
Whoa.
Oh, so, wait a minute, you just said everybody can fuck with money.
There it is.
Okay.
Queen!
Queen!
You hear yourself?
I'm just going by how the generation is going.
What we're living in.
That don't mean you're like that.
I get what you're saying, but everybody that's not fucked, that's money.
Tell me right now.
I think she's referring, because she said 100% I'm not a fucker.
I think what she's referring to is prostitution.
Yes.
Is that what you mean?
Because they pay for it?
I don't mean prostitution.
I don't mean that.
I just mean...
100% of guys actually have the skill set.
I just feel like at this time and this day, a lot of dudes are extra horny.
They'll fuck a man.
I feel like that.
I mean, wait, so you went wide open on that one.
Because they have money, they can just automatically just smash whoever they want to?
No, I didn't mean that.
I don't mean it as that, but you have a lot.
And we're going to talk about how the world's going and how I see it, my perspective.
A lot of women will fuck for money because that's all that is being given.
There's no love in this generation like that.
But he just asked you, giving you an out, basically saying like, Prostitution, you know?
I wouldn't call it prostitution.
I mean, you would call it that, but...
I feel like prostituting is actually going out there and solicify your body and just be like, hey, I got pussy for sale.
I don't feel like everyone is like that.
I mean, y'all buying it, though.
How many of y'all got OnlyFans in here, though?
Oh, okay.
OnlyFans.com slash DonovanSharp.
XOXO. Okay, uh, what about you?
Yes, sir!
I know what that is now.
Well, I think woman harmer options today.
Por qué?
Because we had a cookie.
Okay, because you got the pussy.
She said, we got the cookie.
Pretty simple.
The cookie means pussy for those of you guys who are slow.
Yes, thank you.
In the comments.
It's funny you said that.
What's the next one?
This is going to be great.
Quick slap.
Bro, imagine a conversation between RFK Jr. and Fresh.
The term one should have been in 10 minutes talking to an hour.
Holy.
Nah, nigga, you're wrong.
Anyhow, ladies, what do you think about guys who have speech problems?
It could be stuttering, nervousness, crackling, etc.
Would that be disqualifying?
That's actually a very good question.
We'll start right here.
What?
His speech impediment could be stuttering, nervousness, or crackling.
Would that be an issue for you for dating?
I didn't got any of that.
What's his space out?
Exactly.
Would you speak to a guy with a speech problem?
If you can't understand them or if they stutter?
Or if they have a lift?
Somebody call Iceman.
You stupid!
B.I., open up!
Probably not, because the communication is going to be hard to understand.
I can't.
What if there's love, though?
Of course.
And the vibe is there.
If it's true love, it's true love.
Maybe.
Maybe, but I don't know.
That wouldn't be my first choice.
Got it.
What about you?
I guess it depends on how bad it is.
Like, if it's a little stuff here and there...
You're beautiful!
Okay, then I'm good.
I wouldn't probably even be talking to him like that in the first place, like in a romantic way, if it was, like, extreme.
Chris, talk to her real quick.
Let me see your ass.
Damn, he went right to it!
I mean, he said talk to her, man.
I mean, what'd you work with?
Nah, I'm just talking.
It's okay.
He's got to sue his stuff.
Let me see your ass.
Let me see your ass.
What about you?
He said talk to her, man.
Serious?
That has a speech impediment.
That's a no.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a no.
Doesn't mean you will.
Wait, wait, wait.
You have?
And what happened?
Why'd it end?
I didn't know what he was saying.
It wasn't because of that, though.
It wasn't because of his speech.
So what happened?
We're talking about speech.
Yes, but now I want to know why it ended.
If it wasn't because of his speech impediment, then what happened?
He probably cheated.
He cheated with his homegirl.
Uh-huh.
Here we go.
You both did.
Who cheated first?
Double revenge, huh?
Yeah, uh-huh.
What about you?
Would you go on a date with somebody or take them seriously?
I mean, if it's just a little bit of nervousness, a little crackling, that's fine.
But if it's a whole speech impediment, that might...
I might defer.
That's a nice way of saying reject.
I'm going to defer on this guy.
Okay, what about you?
How bad are we talking, though, realistically?
I think it may be, in comparison to RFK Jr., or myself sometimes, but I don't know how far it's too far.
We should play a clip of him talking earlier today.
Oh, boy, here we go.
He had a confirmation hearing earlier.
But find the clip first, before we just go search.
I'll be honest, though.
See, what's funny?
I have a slight stutter, but you don't hear it unless, obviously, I'm on the show.
In real person?
You don't hear nothing, honestly.
But yeah, his is worse than mine, though.
Why the fuck you lying?
Why you always...
I meant...
He doesn't stutter, he just has like a...
He has like a...
Like his throat has an issue, so he sounds really bad.
We could play it.
A clip.
I'm thinking of Chris.
We have that?
No, we don't.
Can somebody find a clip?
Yeah, somebody just find a clip of him talking.
RFK Jr. He literally, RFK Jr. was testifying earlier today.
Alright, what's the next question?
Oh, no, wait.
Would you?
Do you want me to answer it?
I would.
Mike Tyson level.
Okay.
Would you?
I would.
Come on.
I would.
You would?
You're in a club, he's like...
Hey babe, what do you want to do today?
I might laugh, I might laugh, but I want to disqualify him.
Because of a speech impediment.
Or impairment, or whatever.
If you have a speech impediment, you better run that game.
I'm trying to fuck.
What's the suck?
You ain't got much time.
You got five seconds to get in and get out.
You ain't gonna shoot the shot or not, let's go.
Give me a fucking dumb bitch.
Some Tourette's type shit.
Fuck, man.
That's how I do with these bitches.
Fuck what you heard.
Sorry, it was funny.
Okay, what about you?
I have.
What happened?
Uh-oh.
He cheated.
No, he didn't cheat.
Just separate it.
But it wasn't that bad.
It only happened like when he got mad or when he was trying to express his feelings.
Yeah.
So it was manageable.
Like you could deal with it.
Okay.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
All right.
What's the next one?
I think we got the RFK clicker.
Oh, here we go.
This is him talking right now.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, this is what we're talking about.
Next to me.
Oh, boy.
A dream that we must face, honestly.
And the first thing I've done every morning for the past 20 years is to get on my knees and pray to God that he would put me in a position to end the chronic disease epidemic and to help America's children.
That's why I'm so grateful.
Does he get deferred?
Is this guy getting deferred?
He has shit before you today.
He's not stuttering.
He just has a bad throat.
But he's old as hell, so that's acceptable.
So you date him?
No, I won't.
But he's old as hell.
It's acceptable.
It comes with age.
Hold on, hold on.
Would you defer?
Yeah.
She would defer.
She's gonna defer.
Who are you?
You said you would do it.
I'm standing 10 toes down.
I'm good.
Wait, you said- I would stay.
Why would you stay?
I would.
You see a check.
Money.
Oh!
We're not, we're not.
That's nice.
Not RFK himself, but we're just like the voice.
That's real.
With a voice impediment like that, would you stick around?
I would still stay.
Okay.
Damn.
Wow.
She a real one.
All right.
She called it like it is.
She's a check, nigga.
The RFK is pretty old.
Let's see here.
Keep it real.
And by the way, guys, I covered his Senate confirmation earlier, man.
They were beating him up on the vaccine, bro.
So yeah, definitely go check that out on Iron Gains X. Let's get the formalities out the way and establish motives.
Ladies, what were your thoughts before coming on the show?
Good, bad, also named three countries.
There's over 190 countries, so you have more than enough to choose from.
Oh, boy.
All right, you want to do the three countries?
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Who's ready?
This is it.
This is what the shit pops up.
Before you came on the show.
Good and bad.
Trust me, we've heard the worst.
Nothing hurts our feelings.
I don't give a damn what y'all think.
But I'm not naming nothing right now, because I'm just...
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
I would name three countries.
I'm sipping.
I don't have time.
I would just name the three countries.
No, no, no.
It's the thoughts of the show before you came on.
Oh, I thought you meant the three countries.
That's what I was talking about.
She's already telling y'all.
She's like, I ain't naming shit.
I'm not thinking about none of that.
Listen.
Go to Locals, Bills.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Well, go ahead and tell us your thoughts about the show beforehand.
Yeah, where are you told the good and the bad?
You can say one bad thing, one good thing that you were told before coming on.
Or just bad if you're here.
Yeah, if it's really bad, that's fine too.
I haven't heard anything bad.
That's Cap.
Come on, man.
That's Cap.
What do you want me to say?
That the people on the internet is gonna troll all day?
I'm used to that.
Okay, cool.
I don't care about that.
What about you?
Okay.
I've been on here a couple times, so it's like, it's always a good time when I come on.
But what are you told negatively before coming on?
Yeah, the truth.
It's agony.
That you guys are assholes.
There it is.
It's because people don't...
Build their own opinions without understanding who you guys are as people.
For me, I heard good and bad.
I heard that you guys had some good views and everything like that, and it's, you know...
Something to, you know, be on the podcast and be able to express ourselves and everything like that.
And I'm with that.
The bad part...
So the bad part, I've heard some people get kicked off the show.
No way!
You heard right.
I did.
You heard right.
You're not here.
Yes, here.
They were like, oh, I don't know if that would be good for your image because I'm a dancehall artist.
Yes, I am.
Dancehall?
Dancehall.
What's your artist's name?
Nikki Drea.
Bumbaclott.
Nikki Drea?
Nikki Drea.
Were you in Jamaica for New Year's?
No.
I wasn't there.
It was lit.
I know.
I wasn't there.
Why would you ask her that?
No, because everyone was there.
Artists, Canadians.
Everyone was there having a good-ass time for New Year's.
I missed it.
Okay.
What about you?
You know, honestly, I came in here pretty open-minded.
I never heard of Fresh and Fit.
Before today, so I didn't know what I was coming into.
Oh, shit.
Oh, boy.
But in the back, I heard something.
But you must have done a little bit of research before you came.
No, like, straight up nothing.
Oh, well, you're going to learn tonight.
I just got the Instagram DM, and I was like, you know what?
I got nothing better to do.
I ain't going to lie.
Well, good thing she didn't defer this one.
Same type of timing.
Yeah, right?
She didn't defer this invite.
Okay.
I just didn't want to say all that.
What about you?
So you didn't hear nothing good or bad?
No, nothing.
Until I was in the back.
Okay, what'd you hear then?
I mean, a little bit of tea, just like of the other girls and, like, you guys.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I mean, you guys.
Other girls?
Here we go.
Who?
Other girls that had been on here.
Just things that kind of went down.
Oh, well, I'm about to say F-A-F-O. All right, what about you?
I've heard that you guys are rough on women or whatever.
Okay.
That's fine.
Rough?
I mean, that only...
I don't know.
All right, so you heard the negative was we're rough on women.
Okay.
That's not that bad.
We've gotten way worse, man.
Okay, and then what's the good, if anything?
Or if no good, then it's fine, too.
There's good.
How's the good?
Helps people understand different points of view.
Okay.
That was insightful.
Thank you.
So much.
What was that?
What about you?
I never watched anything.
I've heard of you guys, but I just heard you guys were like, you know...
Roast women and stuff.
Roast beef?
Misogony!
Maybe so.
Alright, so you heard we roast women.
Alright.
And then what's, I guess, the good?
If any.
If none, that's fine.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I just heard like, you know, it's a known podcast.
Okay.
So, we're known and we roast women.
Alright.
Who weren't you on that?
What?
Who warned you about that?
Like, was it a friend?
Was it a relative?
Multiple, yeah.
Multiple your friends?
They said don't do it, right?
Yeah, I had some people tell me not to do it, but I was like, for the plot, I might as well.
You know what's funny?
Well, actually, never mind.
I'll save it for later.
But I just find it funny because girls will be like, oh, they told me don't come.
I still came.
I'm like, okay.
What about you?
I just heard not to take it too personal because some people get really, you know, but I guess that's the only real bad thing.
Of course, I heard some tea, but that's not really.
Tell me the tea.
I want to hear the tea, man.
What's the tea?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's not my place.
But the good part is just, like she said, sharing different perspectives.
That's it.
What's your background?
I'm Jamaican.
Are you guys friends?
Well, I didn't know about this show before, since I can't end.
Well, I posted on my social media that was in the show.
We ever see a couple of dance, like, why you are there, why you on the sky.
How dare you go to your show?
Yeah, for real.
I was like, it's fine.
Wait, didn't you say you recognized Fresh at a club or something?
Yeah.
But you didn't know about the show?
No, that happened.
After.
I saw her at a club.
Yeah.
With her boyfriend.
It was only that.
Yeah, but she was mad that you didn't talk to her.
She's like, you didn't talk to me, man.
Had a client, shook hands, and I left.
Okay.
She's like, I'm like...
Okay.
Alright, and then three countries.
Oh yeah.
Start here and then work our way.
Well, this should be easy for you.
Okay, three countries easy.
Honduras, Brazil, and Colombia.
I can't hear the music real quick.
Say it again.
Okay, Honduras, Brazil, and Colombia.
Okay.
You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico, and you can't repeat whatever she said, so keep that in mind.
And where you're from.
Oh my gosh.
You got it, go ahead.
To 90 countries.
Hungary.
England.
I'm Hungary.
I'm Panama.
Panama?
Alright.
Okay.
What about you?
Three countries.
Venezuela, Italy, Nigeria.
Alright.
We don't have a miss so far?
Mamma Mia!
Okay!
I hope she's cooked.
No!
Come on!
You can do it!
We believe in you!
She's cooked, bro!
Don't fuck on me!
Don't fuck it up, nico.
Israel.
Myron.
Myron, please.
We're comedians.
Brazil.
Madagascar.
And Fiji.
Fiji?
I don't know what Fiji is.
No, it's island.
Is it an island or a country?
It's an island.
So, okay.
Do I still name another?
That's L? Two out of three.
Two out of three.
I may even name one more.
Two out of three.
I mean, you know.
We believe in you.
Fiji, I guess not.
Amo, do you fact check it?
Fiji water.
Actually.
Is it?
Oh, you got it!
Alright!
She made it.
What about you?
Go ahead.
Come on, you gotta keep it alive.
Okay, Sweden, Russia, Germany.
Hey!
Well, she didn't defer that one.
No, she did not.
What about you?
Okay, Tanzania.
Did we say Niger?
We didn't.
No.
And...
Can I do Canada?
No.
I can't do Canada?
Okay.
Let me go with you.
Look at this!
Are we gonna get a sweep?
Look at this!
Okay.
Alright, your turn.
Don't fuck it up.
Haiti.
Greece.
And Pakistan.
Alright!
Okay!
Baby girl, it is all on you!
Come on, girl!
You've gotta get this!
You've gotta get this!
We haven't had a full shoot where all the girls made the country in months.
In fucking months.
Can I get it out already?
Let's go, let's go.
Asia.
It was nice while it lasted.
We were so close!
Can I get her out as if she had such high hopes?
Don't do it, don't do it, the other two got it.
Man, she took two out of three of mine, remember that?
The other two got it, though.
Motherfucking London.
Motherfucking London.
Yeah, all that.
Y'all answer for me in the chat.
Asia, what else?
Wakanda.
Hey, Wakanda's a country, bro.
It is, bro.
In our eyes.
You want to get the other two, or are you going to just take the L? I'm going to take the L, because at this point, I'm going to take the L. Damn.
Damn.
Of course.
It's all right.
Bro, we were so close.
Dude, so close.
I knew.
I actually knew from the beginning.
It's literally been months, bro, since we've had all the girls name three countries successfully.
Bro.
Damn.
All right.
Sorry.
Can you name three clubs?
She in Booty Trap.
Booty Trap.
going to jail.
Y'all go to jail.
So real quick, you got your friend zone or go to jail for one week?
Friend zone.
Okay.
Going to jail?
Yeah.
You been to jail?
No.
Okay.
It is not.
There we go.
That's some real ass shit.
I've been there.
Oh, yes.
For what?
Oh, shit.
What do you think?
Beat a bitch up?
Beating a nigga up?
Beating a nigga up.
You right.
Yeah.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
We're friends, right?
If you know, you know.
Okay.
I believe her.
Yo, she keeps it all the way real, yo.
Yo, she ain't played.
Nah.
What about you?
Friend zone or?
Go to jail.
Friend zone.
You been to jail?
No.
She said she don't want to find out.
I don't want to find out.
It's got to be a guy that, like, you put in the friend zone on purpose.
You would not fuck us.
Like, it's not a guy.
I'm not talking about a messy buddy.
I'm talking about a guy that, like, you literally, he's in the friend zone and you never...
No, that changed my mind.
She's going to jail?
Because I could go for, like, 24 hours.
No, we said a week.
Oh, a week?
Uh-huh.
She's going to jail.
She's going to jail.
Or have sex with a guy in your friend zone.
If you have to think about it, you're going to jail.
We already know.
We already know.
What about you?
I would definitely do friend zone.
Okay.
For sure.
We might get married or something.
Who knows?
You're very optimistic.
Wait, wait, wait.
The reason why he's in a friend zone is clearly because you guys aren't going to get married.
I mean, but you never know how it goes.
It might be good.
Oh my god.
There we go.
What about you?
Fair enough.
Jail.
Damn, she said straight up.
She said, don't defer my sentence.
Damn it.
Don't defer shit.
I'm going right to jail before I fuck this dude.
What about you?
You go to jail.
Jail?
Damn.
I go to jail too.
Told y'all.
Friend zone.
Facts.
You ever been to jail?
No.
But you don't want to find out?
Nope.
Think of the dude you have in the friend zone right now.
Would you rather fuck?
Okay.
Alright.
I'm not picking up any signs of deception.
Over in jail?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
But friend zone doesn't mean you have to be disgusting.
It's only a week, but you lose a lot of your life.
Jail is not fucking fun.
After this, let's call them.
And see if they were smashed.
Oh boy.
And if they don't, if they don't, then you gotta go to jail.
I mean, you said jail, so honestly, it would be really bad.
You said jail, nigga.
What about you?
Yeah, jail.
Yeah, I'm going for the friend zone.
Friend zone?
Yeah, for sure.
Okay.
I think the discussion should be, can guys and girls really be friends?
And if they can be friends, does the guy want to smash you?
Do you think so?
Probably.
Deep down.
So is he really a friend?
No.
He could be, if we don't cross that boundary.
No, but deep down, he wants to smash them, so is he really a friend?
Obviously, he doesn't want to be my friend, but we could...
Yeah, you already know.
She knows.
Yeah, but is there actually any benefit to being friends with a woman?
No.
Other than fucking.
No.
Ladies.
How dare you?
Cricket's button.
Cricket's button, please.
Alright, interesting.
Alright, what's up next?
Ladies, what's more important to you?
Your dignity or your freedom?
Why?
That's a little too deep.
We can move on for that one, bro.
Come on, man.
We're getting all existential in this bitch, man.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Jesus.
Demetrius goes, we're gonna make this segment.
Can men and women be friends if y'all know what to do?
Okay, I guess they really do want this.
First, look at what some dumb bitch commented on one of the girls' posts from last show.
Let's see what he said.
Has Sugar Papa, Fresh Prince, made you financial offer to clap cheeks yet?
Clap in the cheeks!
LOL, he does that with every white girl that comes on the pod.
What the fuck, nigga?
No, he don't.
He's talking about you smashing snow bunnies, nigga.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
You done fucked up now, bro.
It's like, niggas like that, bro, don't get pussy.
No, sir.
Oh, I'm like you.
That was a female.
That's a chick.
That was a woman.
Really?
Yeah.
I think it's an anon account.
You look like a chick.
Might be.
I just don't want to give you no free.
Either way, bro, I just find it done because I feel like I got to defend myself when I don't have to because I don't pay for box, but it is what it is, bro.
Okay.
Whatever.
Xander says, Big ups are fresh and fit.
Think about this.
In a woman, you can find three things.
She's hot, sane, or single, but you can only pick two.
If she's hot and sane, she's probably not single.
If she's hot and single, she's probably not sane.
And if she's sane and single, she's likely to not be hot.
Be safe, gentlemen.
The streets are cold.
He got that from somewhere.
That's a pretty good...
Yeah, it's a very good...
It's not a...
It's a trichotomy.
That's actually very good.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Fresh updates.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I mean, you want to or not?
Jesus Christ.
Like, why not?
Yo, this is my girl right here.
Y'all quit coming for my girl, man.
Why are y'all stuck on my glasses?
I've been seeing y'all in the comments.
Y'all want me to say something so bad.
Listen, if I could get a picture of y'all ass, I would roast the shit out of every last one.
There it is.
Every last one.
Leave my safety glasses alone, bro.
I look good with it.
Oh, shit.
Alright, guys, we only got 636 likes, but we got, what, over to 7,000 of you guys watching right now.
Come on, man.
Do me a favor, guys.
Like the video on YouTube.
We only got 638 likes.
We should be at 3,000 easy, guys.
Let's hit 3,000.
Likes are free, guys.
Chris Shifty goes, Donovan, I've been looking for videos I can have my girl watch to take notes and learn more about what women need to be and should be doing in slash for relationships.
Do you have any suggestions for videos I should have her look at?
I've just recently had her watch one of the old FNF videos where you and Devin run.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
You want her to watch videos on how to be a woman?
Nigga, she is a woman.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh my...
Okay.
No, go ahead, go ahead.
Go on, go on, go on.
Tell her, sis.
Oh, don't do it.
Don't take your foot up the throttle now.
Let's go.
She wants to so bad.
I just don't understand why y'all ask crazy-ass questions.
She is a woman, nigga.
If she's not acting accordingly, it's because you're probably not doing something right.
Yeah, nigga.
Stop being a bitch, woman.
Yeah, nigga.
I mean, man.
The first thing I would do is just go to DonovanSharp.com and purchase my e-book.
It's $5.
It's called How to Train Your Woman.
We also have T-R-A-I-N. Hold on.
One at a time.
What was your question?
Hold on.
Guys.
You say how to train your pet or your woman.
What do companies do when they first hire employees?
What do they do?
They what their employees.
They what their employees.
They train their employees.
So you mean to tell me companies can train men and employees?
You say employees.
It's a big difference to women.
Guys, guys, guys.
Say what?
You're paying your women.
You're taking care of them.
You're providing everything that needs to be provided.
Okay, then that's different.
That's different.
I totally agree.
You're taking care of everything.
She never has to check her bank account when she wants to go shopping.
Goddammit, kudos to you.
I agree.
Donovan Sharpe.
How to train your woman.
That's what I would do first, then I would also check out Relationship Foundation Fundamentals.
That's when her and I do the relationship talk.
I would start there.
Okay, good stuff.
I think she has something she wanted to say, but before I do that, guys, Woman Eats Out, by the way, I forgot to mention that.
We have a flashback for you guys.
It's open right now.
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Just type in, what's the code?
FNF? FNF24. Yeah, it's $297, but if you guys get it now, put FNF24, it'll go ahead and give you guys $100 off.
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What is it, 750 phrases?
It's normally, no, 625 translations, what she says versus what she means.
For example, I haven't been in a relationship in two years.
Translation, I've been fucking random niggas for two years.
So what about these courses live right now, guys?
Do you guys not agree with that?
I wouldn't call it random, but I'll double back on an X. You cool, man.
I like you.
You cool.
I do.
I like her, man.
I do.
So, yeah.
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Get in there.
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Get the course while you guys can.
Listen, this is life-changing information, guys.
There is no course like this anywhere in the world.
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So, question.
You said you didn't like the training thing, right?
Mm-hmm.
You dislike that?
Why do you dislike that?
I don't know.
I feel like I... Don't pee there.
Don't poo there.
It's like I'm training, you know?
Like a dog.
Like a dog.
Yeah, Donovan.
They're not dogs, Donovan.
Wait, hold on.
So are you saying, like, I have her on a leash?
Kind of.
Yeah, too bad.
That's what it's called.
It's called train.
Here's the deal, guys.
Most women are not wives, okay?
And the reason why most women aren't wives is because mothers aren't...
Hold on, I'm talking.
It's because mothers don't teach their young girls, they don't teach their daughters how to be wives.
So if you want a wife, it is incumbent upon men.
If you want to, if you want to undergo that, that's a huge undertaking, but...
If you meet a good candidate, yes, how to train your woman.
Your woman needs to have the bad behaviors trained out of her and the good behaviors trained into her.
And when that happens, you have a Range Rover, like I said, in the driveway, and she never, ever has to check her bank account when she goes shopping.
What are your thoughts on that?
Do you have anything?
Do you agree with that?
Go ahead.
It's kind of like a question.
Does every man want a wife?
Or don't?
I have no idea what you just said.
It's a question for men.
Does you guys want a wife?
Do you guys want a woman to behave like a wife?
I want a woman that behaves like a wife should.
Like, I don't want a woman who acts like a hoe that I'm married to.
Like, what kind of question is that?
Like, you guys love fucking hoes.
Look, I ain't going...
So, Donovan, I get what she's saying.
She's saying, in a nutshell, a lot of guys just want to fuck hoes.
But she's asking, do we actually want wives as men?
I was like, she's in a club scene, so she's like, oh, the guy took a fucking hose?
Sure, sure.
Well, you go through stages.
I'm 47 years old.
I did that player shit in Vegas.
I was there for almost nine years.
Fuck more girls than I care to admit.
And as much fun as it was living the player life and running through hose, my life is infinitely better.
Infinitely better than my life ever was now that I have a wife.
Like, it is...
Dude, I don't have to worry.
Dude, I don't have no stress.
I don't have to get STD checks.
I don't have to think, man, how am I going to...
Kick this bitch out of here.
I don't have to be worried about sending morning after texts.
I don't have to worry about none of that stuff.
That is absolutely over.
When you're chasing girls, man, it is a very high-stress, high-level thing that you do, but we're motivated.
We want to get laid.
We want to learn how to get laid.
But at some point, when you get your black belt in women, it really does become repetitive and redundant, and it gets a little bit boring.
Yeah, it really, really does.
I can't speak for you guys, but for me, and I think I speak for most men, Most men, we don't want to be running through hoes.
Like, at some point, we all want to settle down with a woman that we feel is good for us.
Unfortunately, most men probably will never find that in this day and age, in this region.
It's tough.
Yo, Fresh Marn, so what's that called?
Ice?
Not the guy said that shit.
Yeah, he did.
So, does that answer your question?
I think, um...
Does it make sense?
Kind of.
You haven't answered my question.
Do you want a wife or do you want to run through hoes?
Yes, that's the answer.
I think it's just like with girls, right?
You have the bad boys that you like and then you have the guys that are good husband material.
It's the same thing, but I would argue most women are not wife material.
So you have to train them to teach them how to be proper girlfriends.
Okay, I got a question.
But you are willing to train someone who probably...
Well, they have to have certain requirements in place, right?
Yeah, there are certain prerequisites.
So, like, you know, if you want to go work at a, you know, I always use the example of a prestigious law firm, right?
You need to have a certain level of education.
You have to have a certain accolade, you know, GPA, etc.
There's some women that just, quite frankly, are not qualified for the job of wife.
You know, girls that used to be former sex workers, girls that are porn stars, girls that used to sell pussy.
Wait, I got a question, though, because a lot of these, um...
These NFL players and famous dudes, that's what they go for.
You don't think these bitches then sold pussy?
They are definitely not.
It's always temporary.
I will say this, though.
She has a point because a lot of these girls that they do date are ex-trippers or ex-porn stars.
A lot of the girls that they do date.
That's the key word.
But to last, it doesn't last.
No, never.
Never last.
They don't take them seriously.
Yeah, and that's why I think, and that's what, going back to what he said, this is why the need to train women is so important in 2025, because unfortunately, a lot of women have very bad habits that aren't conducive to a good long-term relationship, so what ends up happening is men have to train these bad habits out of them, because a lot of these women don't have fathers or brothers, and they just have a lot of bad habits, so you gotta like, well...
It's got to be bad habits to a point where you can kind of curb it.
Some girls are too far gone.
I agree.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Now, what about men though?
Because you guys talk about women.
But are you guys like husband material?
Why do you guys feel like your husband material?
Because you probably slain more dick than goddamn.
I don't know.
Well, you gotta remember that as a man, your promiscuity is not a component as to your personality.
Why isn't it, though?
Because men and women are different.
You gotta say that.
No, no, no.
Just answer me this question.
Would you rather date a guy who is a virgin or a guy who's fucked 50 bitches?
I'd rather date a guy.
There it is.
You didn't even let me.
I already know you're trying to lie.
I already know you're trying to lie.
Of course you want the nigga that's banging the bitches.
You don't want to date a virgin.
That's the point.
But his date might be good.
And how would you know he's a virgin?
It doesn't matter if you know what you're doing.
Just like if a man fucked the virgin.
Which would you pick?
The virgin or the 50 bodies?
I might get the virgin, maybe.
I might get the virgin, maybe.
Right.
You ask guys that same question.
I'm a very much alpha female, so I like to...
Wait, use two words together that shouldn't be together.
What?
Alpha female.
It does.
It is a saying.
It does make sense.
Don't think so.
So, just so I get it straight.
Ladies, y'all not gonna back me up.
No.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I think they're a little scared.
It's okay.
I'm not, though.
She's keeping it real.
I like her.
What if I walked around and I said I was a prissy male?
What would you say to that?
I'll call you.
There it is.
Are we after that hour?
I'm assuming you would use a pejorative term to attack my sexuality, right?
I want to attack it.
I will assume it in my head and let you go about your business.
Well, the point I'm trying to make is I find it interesting that like men don't walk around and say that they're prissy males or I'm a feminine male, right?
Like you'd be like, what the fuck?
That doesn't make sense.
So whenever a woman says I'm an alpha female, that's kind of how it sounds.
Sounds pretty ridiculous and preposterous.
I mean, I get it.
I don't walk around saying it.
Well, except for just now in front of...
I definitely would say it now because we're having a conversation.
Yeah, but you do understand.
That's fine whether you say it or you act it.
I mean, actions speak louder than words, but I think just like a man that's feminine but calls himself, like, you know, I'm a feminine male or whatever, he probably wouldn't get women to be attracted to him.
Would that be fair?
Depends.
Your answer tells it all.
I don't know.
Women would not find him attractive.
I don't know.
Some women like pretty females.
A majority of women, especially the hot ones, want a guy that's masculine dominant.
Just like a man that has issues together, he's typically going to want a woman that's feminine and submissive.
You said especially the hot ones.
What does that mean?
The more attractive a woman is, the more demand she typically has.
That doesn't mean that too, because those type of women probably have ran through...
A bunch of men and want something different.
Women don't run through men.
Men run through women.
Let's get that right.
Okay, I like that you mentioned that.
They ran through a bunch of men.
Like, here's the problem with women.
They can't go backwards.
So, like, if a girl is used to dealing with only millionaire men, it's going to be very difficult for her to date a plumber.
Impossible.
Right?
But men, we can go backwards all day.
We have no problem with that.
You say this all the time.
We'll date a bitch at Burger King if she's hot enough.
What if you have a woman that's already established herself or already have her own funds?
Disqualified.
As a man, you guys don't have values to say, okay, I'm not going to date a woman who's working at Burger King?
You guys don't have certain values to say, I'm not going to date with that?
Are you serious?
We're not women.
It doesn't matter if you're a woman or not.
Would you date a dude who works at Burger King?
No.
Okay, and I would date a woman who works at Burger King if she's hot enough.
Just because her looks?
Well, it's gotta be looks.
That's why I'm like, that's kinda shallow.
But they're me!
No, no, she's right.
No, no, no, no, she's right.
We are 1,000% shallow.
Listen, and I'm gonna say it too.
You can be as feminine, docile, you can have all the wife, whatever.
If you're 385 pounds, I'm never gonna know.
The first qualification is the looks.
Now, as soon as I know that I wanna fuck you, then I'll look at the other derivatives in terms of...
Like, personality traits.
But yes, men, we are visual creatures.
And the first thing we think of when we see a woman is, do I want to fuck her, yes or no?
If the answer is no, we keep it pushing.
If the answer is yes, hi, I'm Donovan.
Okay.
I agree.
Yeah, so, going back to what you were saying, right?
Who dropped the Hennessy?
Just like you said, you know, you wouldn't like a guy that walks around and say, I'm a prissy male.
Men don't like alpha females.
And I know that.
I know that.
That's probably why I'm single right now, but I'm okay with that.
That's coming from a woman who's always been in relationships throughout my twenties.
So it's like, I'm still in my twenties.
I'm about to turn 30. I'm in a way of, I'm focused on myself.
So I don't care about having a man right now.
You think it's going to be easier for you to find a guy into your 30s?
Oh boy.
Or when you're in your 20s?
It depends.
It depends.
And it depends on where you're at.
It depends on the type of environment you contain yourself in.
Translation?
You still beat niggas?
No, I don't.
I've changed a lot.
So do you think that you're gonna have a better chance of finding your guy into your 30s or now?
I don't know, it depends.
Are you serious?
It's different because it's a lot into that for me.
I can't find men right now.
They can't find me, but I'm pretty much sure.
Alright, real quick.
Do you guys think you have a better chance of finding men into your 30s or in your 20s?
Raise of hands if you think in your 30s.
We see these two said yeah.
30s.
You think 30s?
Who else thinks 30s?
Oh, wow.
Three?
Okay.
Anybody else?
Okay, so wait.
Raise of hands nice and high.
Stand on what you said.
30s.
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay, so five ladies on the panel.
You guys don't think so?
You three don't think so?
Okay.
Interesting.
Very, very interesting.
Why do you think it'll be easier?
We'll start with you and then work our way around.
In 30s.
The reason I feel like that, because when you get into your 30s, I feel like you find yourself more as a person.
No, why are you laughing?
I'm serious.
You find yourself more as a person than you know what type of man you are.
Hold on, just real quick.
Woman needs 101. I need to find myself.
Translation, I'm about to fuck a lot of dudes in a short period of time.
No.
Wait, hold on.
Appreciate it.
Let the girls go around first.
Appreciate it.
I feel like that's what you're supposed to do in your 20s, honestly.
Live your fucking life.
In the 30s, you have more of a mindset to know what you want, what type of man you want, what type of life you want to deal with.
Now, I won't say that every man to be available Just like, I won't say every man is available how you are if you're in your 20s.
No, I won't say that.
Of course, these men love to go for the younger.
They go from generation to generation to generation.
Y'all, man, again, you have a penis.
So, whatever.
But as a woman and knowing what you want, you're going to surround yourself in certain locations, certain places where you'll get that type of man.
Me, personally, I'm not looking.
I believe that it's going to run into me when it's time.
But right now, I'm focused on me.
And this is why, what is it, by the year 2030, I think we're going to have more single women than ever in history?
In this generation, yes.
No, ever.
We're not qualifying that.
It's in history.
We will have more single women than we have ever had.
What makes you say into your 30s will be better for you?
I just feel like men around that age group, as well as women, they are focused on finding a family and getting their wife and life and want to have kids and settle down a little bit.
Who's going to be more fertile to have children, a woman in her 20s or in her 30s?
Oops!
But still, I mean, when you...
But still, when it comes to, like, a man, like, if a man is looking for their women or whatever, like, they feel more able to settle down and have, like, kids.
They're like, alright, well, you know what?
I'm gonna go ahead and start getting married.
Yeah, but who's gonna be a better candidate to have children with a woman that's 21 or a woman that's 31?
I mean, that's their preference.
That's their preference.
That's not a preference.
This is facts.
No, if a man wants to date someone younger...
I can't answer that.
How many kids you got?
You got kids?
I have two, but how many are dead?
Don't know.
Where are we?
Oh my god, I have.
What the fuck is going on right now?
Yo, you're crazy!
I have never heard that.
Cut, man!
We're cuts!
I am.
No!
Hey!
Wait, by your...
When they tried to put in that abort where you can't get an abortion?
Listen.
Oh my god.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
You just went viral.
I'm dead, bruh.
Oh my god.
Wow!
She is keeping it all the way out.
You had two abortions?
She said most are dead.
She said most are dead.
So at least three.
Multiple.
She don't know how much are dead.
Okay.
Okay, for you, you said that you...
Okay, so you said it's preference.
Yeah, like if he wants to go and date a younger woman and think that that's his better chance, then he can do that.
But women are more established in their 30s.
Yeah, but you specifically gave the example of having children.
No, I didn't.
You said they want to settle down and have kids.
Yeah, but I'm saying like men.
Who's a better partner for the man to get with if they want to have children?
A 31-year-old or a 21-year-old?
Maybe a 21-year-old.
Maybe.
It depends.
It depends on how she treats her body and everything, of course.
Of course.
Regardless, I mean, like, what, 80% of a woman's eggs were gone by the time she hit 30?
Yep.
Not really.
Oh my god.
Not really.
Fuck science, man.
Not really.
Did she just disagree with a fact?
Are you guys doctors?
Nope.
That's what doctors said.
That's what doctors said.
Listen, that's what doctors said at school.
Listen, that's what doctors said, but it's now, supposedly men can have kids now.
You didn't see that either?
Shut up!
Y'all not gonna believe that?
Y'all not gonna believe that, are you?
I'm just saying.
I have no idea what's happening right now.
Shut up!
I am very rarely shocked on this show.
Okay, you said that 30s, why?
No, not her.
Not her, you.
You did.
Yeah, you raised your hand for 30s.
No, no, next to you in all white, and then you're next.
Yeah.
Well, I think if the question was for men, then like...
Men are more likely to want to be in a marriage at that age, but I don't know.
I think women can find someone at any age.
You think so?
Yeah.
I agree.
Women can go their same age or they can go old, whereas men aren't really going to go older.
Yeah, but do you think her options are as open in her 30s as they were when they were in her 20s?
More options in her 20s, yeah.
There you go.
And better quality options, too.
Yeah, the question was, are you more attractive in your 20s or 30s?
Like, when's a better time to find a guy?
That was a question.
I mean, probably 20s then, yeah.
There you go.
Did you change your answer, I guess?
I guess so.
Interesting.
All right, what about you?
Why do you think it's better in your 30s?
Because you're more grounded in yourself and you're more discerning, so you can make better decisions.
Okay.
Discernment, discipline, I guess, huh?
Interesting.
Do you think men care about these traits that you're mentioning?
Yes, because if you don't carry yourself with discipline, then you're easy.
That's not what we want.
Exactly.
And they want wives, right?
So when you get to a certain age, you mature and you know what you want.
Okay.
What's better?
The girl that, you know, had to exercise discipline, as you would say, over years of being single for a while, or a girl that you just teach her the discipline because she wasn't ran through in the first place.
How to train your woman.
It just depends on the man if he wants to train the woman, but some men don't have the patience.
That's true.
So it really just depends on the person.
Interesting.
What is that?
She's like trying to do it low-key.
She's like, I'm trying to...
Get this lollipop off the...
Why does she have a lollipop?
She's like a little kid in church trying to open up a piece of candy.
Take it.
All right.
Why in her 30s?
Almost got away with it.
Well, I think I'm in my 20s and I feel that most of men that have been looking for me just for sex and hook up and having fun and go to parties, etc.
I mean, a little Miami was, I guess, but I think my cherries things are going to be different.
I'm going to be super professional.
Do you think men care about these things?
I'm not going to settle down for less.
Alright, do you think men care about you being settled down?
Sorry, more mature, these things that you're mentioning?
I mean, if he's a good man, for sure.
What if I walked around and I said, good women don't want a guy that has money?
What would you say to that?
What if I walked around and I said, a good woman is a woman that doesn't want a man with money?
What would you say?
I don't know.
I don't think she understands the question.
Call me.
I have to find my candy, bro.
Because you're saying...
Bring up the blow pop.
She wants a candy.
Because she's trying to say that a good man is going to just accept her how she comes.
Which is what some of you guys are saying.
A good man is just gonna accept you as you come.
But if I were to sit around and tell a guy, hey bro, tell women, you're not a good woman unless you accept me as I come.
None of you would accept that.
Because all you guys say all the time, I'm not gonna settle.
I want the best guy that I can get.
You guys have standards, right?
So what I told you a man's standard is they want a younger girl that's not a whore and not gonna be a pain in the ass.
Simple.
Hard to find.
Think about this.
I don't think she's comprehending.
She wants a candy.
Yeah, she's got her mind on that candy.
I find it interesting how you guys have your standards and wants and needs, but women don't really give a shit about men's needs.
It's more about like, oh, well, if he's a good man, he'll just accept me when I'm established and older.
Why?
You said it before in your 20s, you know, because he was mentioning, you know, in your 20s, go around and have sex or whatever.
You said, yeah, yeah, like, live your life, whatever.
I mean, I don't think I want a girl.
I'm not saying that.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't want a girl to live her life, though.
Like, if I'm going to go ahead and commit to a girl, like, I don't want a chick with high mileage.
Women are like cars.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We don't want a high mileage.
We don't want a girl in her 30s that's been through life or experienced or traveled or grounded or whatever you guys, stupid-ass terminology you guys want to use to, you know.
I'll cover for the fact that you've been slid in your 20s.
Thank you.
Because let's just be honest, right?
A lot of girls use their 20s as a justification period to be a whore.
And then they're 29 years old, 30, and then they think some guy's going to come in and save them.
Why?
Well, I feel like it'll be a miracle if we can all get what we want in life.
Wouldn't it be?
What we wish for.
Yeah, but...
But I... Everybody...
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
Here's the fundamental difference.
Most women don't deserve what they ask for.
I'm going to be very blunt.
It depends on the woman and what they're asking for.
Not every woman is the same, nor is every man the same.
Okay, let's go around this.
Do all of you guys want a guy that's six foot tall or above, preferably?
No.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, what's going to happen here?
Now they're all just going to lie, okay, at this point?
She was the only one that said no.
The rest of them, yeah.
Do you want to make at least $100,000 a year?
At least?
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
I want to.
That would be nice.
That's a yes.
Okay.
And that's okay.
You understand that this caliber of guy is like rare, right?
Like in the top 3% just off these two metrics alone?
Wait, you asked if I want $100,000 for the guy to make?
Yes, you got to make.
Oh, that's different.
You can't ask me that.
Sure you can't.
No.
Well, you can ask me that, but I'm not that type of chick.
Like, I'm real.
First of all, from where I come from, we ain't seeing $100,000 every day.
So therefore...
What does that mean?
Every year.
That means I don't care about a man having $100,000.
I done dealt with niggas who didn't have a dollar.
And where are they?
On the street.
Wherever they are.
You're not with them anymore.
He belongs to the street.
But it doesn't matter.
Look, man.
He belongs to the street.
What I'm simply saying is most women's standards and tastes are outweighed by, you know, what they think they deserve.
And the reality is most of you guys don't deserve the man that you think you deserve.
Most of them have got to want a guy over six feet tall that's good-looking and makes a bunch of money, and quite frankly, most of you guys don't qualify.
Well, I feel like every woman wants a loyal man.
Can any of you qualify?
That's true.
That's really the issue.
Do you deserve a loyal man?
Yes, if I give you loyalty.
I should receive it back.
Not because you see another pretty face or you see a bigger ass.
Hold on, hold on.
Are many women the same?
It doesn't matter if you want your woman...
It doesn't matter.
If you don't want your woman going outside, you shouldn't be going outside.
It does matter.
It does matter.
Absolutely.
Are many women the same?
Yes or no.
It doesn't matter.
We're all human.
We're all human.
We're human.
Yes.
Alright, let's start with biology here.
Are there two genders?
Oh, what biology?
Did you guys actually study this shit?
Yes.
Yes, we did.
Are men and women the same biologically?
No.
No.
Are we attracted to different things?
Yes.
That's just anyone.
So, since we're attracted to different things, wouldn't it stand a reason that we have different wants and needs?
Yes.
Okay.
The things that men want are the same things that women want in the opposite gender.
So can I ask you something?
Do you want the same thing?
It's not the same thing, but do you want the same thing that he wants?
Fundamentally, yes.
Just answer the question.
The things that men want in women and men...
The things that women want in men versus the things that men want in women, are they the same?
No.
They're different.
Okay, would it be fair to say that they're...
Significantly different, where one is looking for security when it comes to finances, maybe the other one is looking for security when it comes to sexuality.
Right?
You guys want a guy that can provide for you and we want a girl that's not a slut.
Fair?
Okay, so we have opposing wants, right?
Yes.
Okay, so wouldn't it make sense that since we have different biological tendencies, different makeup, different mindset, etc., that our loyalty barriers are different as well?
A little bit, but...
Hold on, hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
So, since we have different standards and we look at the opposite gender like pretty much we're opposites, can you hold a man to the same level of loyalty that we would hold you to?
Yes, you can.
Really?
Because what makes you think women don't want loyalty?
What is your biggest mistake in a relationship most of the time?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
What's a bigger act of betrayal?
Cheating.
Cheating.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Wait until the question is answered, okay?
What's a bigger act of betrayal?
I'm going to give you two options.
A, he steps out and has sex with another girl.
Or B, the house is being invaded and he leaves you to fend for yourself.
Both.
Pick one.
Use common sense.
Pick one.
Both.
Because while you're out cheating, the house is getting invaded.
Myron, I told you this line of questioning what would happen.
They know what the answer is.
That's why they're saying that.
It's not that it is not having a serious conversation, but you're asking me.
I can only give you my outlook of how my brain thinks and how I see it.
The question is very simple.
Which one is a bigger act of betrayal?
The guy leaving you defend yourself against armed invaders by yourself physically?
Or the guy that goes and has sex with another girl?
Which one is the bigger act of betrayal?
Of course, me getting robbed or invaded and freaking leave me.
Because it would be fair to say that it's his fucking duty when he got down on one knee and married you and said to provide or protect, right?
Is that what he's supposed to do?
That's his job.
And what else does it say?
Be faithful, right?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Being faithful, that's a whole other conversation.
Y'all don't want to get in that conversation, though.
We'll get into it.
We're going to get into it.
But the point I'm trying to make is, what is the bigger act of betrayal?
Him not protecting you, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
What would you say is the bigger item?
Same thing, protection.
Not protecting you, right?
Okay.
Now here's the thing, right?
If you go and step out on a guy and you go have sex with another man, that's like us not protecting you.
It's the biggest act of betrayal.
Exactly, that's loyalty.
Hold on, hold on.
That's a form of loyalty, though.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, exactly.
Who has to bring more to the table in a relationship, a man or a woman?
Men.
It depends.
No, you can't.
Answer the question.
Equal.
No, it's not.
How's it equal at all?
But we go back to the standard of women that you talk to.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, I'm just asking you very simple questions, okay?
Who has to bring more to the relationship to get...
The relationship.
The man or the woman?
The man.
Thank you.
The man.
The man, right?
Okay.
So, would it be fair to say that we ask for less?
A lot less.
By default.
Okay, by default.
We ask for less, right?
Okay.
So, since we ask for less, wouldn't it be fair to say that since we ask for less, each thing we ask for carries more weight?
Ah.
Good analogy.
I like that.
See, I'm logically walking you there and you guys don't want to fucking accept it because it's the truth.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying and I don't disagree.
Yeah, so a woman that cheats is literally fucking useless because you guys really only have one job.
Don't be sluts.
A man, the only thing we care about is don't be a whore and don't embarrass me because I can lose status over it.
I can't determine if the kid is mine.
I mean, we have paternity tests now, but before paternity tests, we weren't able to determine if the kid was ours.
This is why cheating for us is such a big problem versus for you guys.
You know the kid is yours.
It's coming out your stomach, right?
So, again, look, am I sitting here saying adultery is acceptable?
No, I think if you're going to get married and you're Christian or you're a religion where you're supposed to be monogamous, that's one thing.
But I don't think...
Male promiscuity or a man stepping out or male infidelity is the same as female infidelity whatsoever.
But I didn't compare to infidelity.
I feel like, as a woman myself, regardless of...
Loyalty.
Loyalty.
Loyalty does matter.
But male loyalty and female loyalty are different.
But it shouldn't be.
But it shouldn't be.
Hold on.
But you guys should be equal to us and we can go ahead and be 50-50 partners.
Loyalty should be equal.
Loyalty.
I didn't say everything of a man.
I didn't say your responsibilities.
I didn't say your work ethic.
I didn't say any of that.
I said loyalty.
That should be met in the middle.
You guys want me to pay the bills or not?
Here's the thing.
I'm going to keep a thousand with you guys.
Any guy that's capable of paying the bills and taking care of you more than likely is going to be monogamous.
So can I ask you something?
What if...
It doesn't matter if you can pay all the bills.
What if you have a woman who's willing to go half with you on everything?
You can't meet in the middle of loyalty and being loyal to each other?
Here's the problem.
Women are not...
What's hard about that?
You guys don't do 50-50, bro.
Yeah, you guys don't.
See, now we're taking it.
We don't do 50-50.
It's your money.
Hold on, hold on.
How many guys have you went 50-50 with?
My three serious relationships, my two child's fathers and one before that, yes, I've done 50-50 with them.
And where are them niggas at now?
I don't want them!
Imagine that!
Those guys you go half and half with, you know what happens?
It's a time clock.
If they don't get shit together soon enough, you're gonna leave.
Yeah, true.
You guys want dudes that are iron runners that can take care of you and shit.
Be prepared to share them, bro.
It's gonna happen.
So you're saying with every dude that take care of the household, you guys are...
You're saying, you're putting out there in the world that every dude that takes care of his household is cheating.
No, no.
There's a high likelihood.
We're saying that if a guy has that capacity to actually take care of you and be that guy, guess what?
She wants him too.
And she wants him too.
So by default, he has options.
And he loves you, but men are men.
We like to, you know, have a variety.
So if you had a woman who would like you, I'm not talking about men, I'm just saying.
If you have women that are like you, boss status, have money, whatever, can take care of the household, you're not fucking with it.
We don't want men.
See, and this is something I've noticed in the black community, which is a problem.
Real shit.
Like, you guys think it's okay to be a boss, you guys think it's okay to call yourselves alpha females, you guys think it's okay to be masculine, loud, etc.
And this is why nobody likes y'all.
I'm gonna be honest, man.
Black women, hold on.
Nope, nope.
Let's cover facts here.
The average black woman's 187 pounds.
The average black woman is extremely loud, rambunctious, and, you know, crass.
You guys rank the lowest on dating apps for approval ratings.
And then on top of that, they have the lowest approval ratings when it comes to the customer service.
Black people don't want to be waited on by black people.
And waiters don't want to wait on black people, especially black women.
And I think it comes from this whole alpha energy where you guys think you could behave like men.
But you still want to be treated like ladies.
That's not how it goes.
But it's not about thinking how you...
It's not about thinking about behaving like men.
Everybody's culture is different.
Everybody's raised different.
So like I said, everybody's in a different bracket.
If you're raised around most women doing the work, like our black mothers done, taking care of the used-to-be black men while they worked, but there are no more men.
You become that.
And it's not that you're bragging on it, but you're going to be...
Like me, personally, I'm comfortable in my skin.
I wouldn't give a shit who has something to say about what.
And that's why I'm liked.
Personally.
So it doesn't mean that no one likes you, but when you're true, that's when motherfuckers start liking you.
That's why I don't give a damn about anything.
It's kind of annoying when you're yelling all the time.
But who says you yell all the time?
Nobody tells black women this shit.
Bro, this masculine alpha female energy is not attractive to men at all.
This is why black women almost always have to exclusively date In their race because other races aren't putting up with it, bro.
Not true.
I've had white men.
I've had Spanish men.
I would kiss the ground that I walk on to this day.
And I still dismiss them.
What does that matter?
Most black women.
And they can probably take care of me, whatever the case may be.
I'm okay with being single.
I don't care.
Okay, let's talk about these white and Hispanic guys that kissed the floor that you were on.
Because I already have an avatar in my mind of what kind of individuals they were.
What was their...
Were these guys dominant and assertive?
Probably not.
Um, not true.
I had one that was very much dominant and assertive.
Yes, he was.
Because guess what?
I did the things as a woman that I was supposed to do.
But at the same time, I wasn't.
You didn't realize if you're with a man that's masculine and dominant, he would never kiss your feet.
Ever.
Okay.
So what do you do when you're in the bedroom?
What the fuck?
What in the world?
What is in your mouth?
Yo.
Alright, we're getting to the point That's sex, not in general And it doesn't matter Do you not see the lunacy of what you're saying?
You're contradicting yourself.
You said you had a dominant man who kissed her feet.
That literally doesn't exist.
Or I'm an alpha female.
You're just not that man.
That accepts that.
That's okay.
See, usually when...
Okay, so this is unbelievable.
Hold on.
Usually when this happens, it's a guy from another race that's lower to your bottom of the barrel.
So, it sucks, but this is truthful.
When they go outside the race, sometimes there's a guy that's like...
They'll take them in, but they're not top tier.
For example, a top male that's white...
Sorry.
He didn't fuck with no black chicks, bro.
He didn't fuck out of here.
And if he does, she's going to have a real hair, not be loud, probably educated at a university, speaks proper English, says ask instead of axe.
You know what I mean?
So what we're saying is, we want our black queens to go out there and have men that they actually want, not bottom of the barrel.
But if you act alpha female, they're like, oh, fuck this bitch.
Oh, smash!
She's too masculine for me.
And they'll lie to you and tell you that they like all of those things just to smash.
That's why these women think that this behavior is attractive to men.
It might be attractive to men short term, but not long term.
And you still have women like me that don't give a fuck.
Yeah, but you're still single.
I mean, you don't have to give a fuck.
But who said I was single?
You're single!
You said I'm comfortable being single.
There it is!
There it is.
Let's stop the gap, alright?
I'm not gonna hold you after this.
We can go to the club and have some fun.
You're cool.
You're cool.
You're not cool.
She's crazy.
But yeah, she's cool.
Cook, man.
And this is why a lot of people hate me, because I call like it is, man.
No, me and you're good.
I like you.
I like you.
We good.
I'm going to come back, and you're going to come back, and we're just going to go back and forth.
God damn it.
It is what it is.
We can see what chats here.
Does anybody else have anything?
Yes.
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
Yes.
I feel like we always box like...
Black women into one box.
And there's so many different types of black women.
There are successful black women.
There are women that, you know, just because they're independent or just because they, you know, put themselves to a higher standard doesn't necessarily mean that all women are...
Let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Independent of whom?
What do you mean?
Oh, shit.
When women say independent, independent of whom?
They don't have to be independent of something.
No, no, no, no.
This is important.
Okay.
Independent of whom?
You tell me.
You're the one that said it.
Yeah, but I'm just referring to independent women.
Yes, she does.
Because do I walk around and call myself an independent man?
That would sound asinine, wouldn't it?
Yeah, King.
Ridiculous.
Stupid, some would say.
We don't walk around and say we're independent men, because that's absolutely retarded.
But for some odd reason, we applaud everything that women do.
You're an independent woman, woo!
But when I ask, independent of whom?
It's independent of men.
Let's go through a scenario real fast, right?
Two scenarios.
First scenario, you see an old lady struggling with fucking groceries.
She could barely cross the street.
Are you going to stop and help her?
You will, right?
Good Samaritan.
Second scenario, big able-bodied fucking guy, former military, carrying all those bags one trip, doing well.
Are you going to stop him and ask him if he needs help?
If he's doing well, no.
No, right?
So, when someone's independent, there's no need to assist them, right?
But if he was struggling, I would help him.
Yeah, but the point is that he's not.
Right?
Okay.
Okay.
But in the old lady scenario, you would gladly help her, right?
Yeah, I would help anybody struggling.
Okay, that's exactly how men look at women.
When you guys run around and say, I'm independent, I pay my own bills and shit, you know what we think?
Dick shrinks, this bitch is annoying, I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna go get with a girl that actually needs me, because men and women are supposed to work together.
And this is the issue with the black community, with women especially.
You guys shoot yourselves in the foot, listen to too much fucking Beyonce, and say, I'm strong and independent, and I'm not going to do this, X, Y, Z. Cardi B. Matter of fact, if you look at a lot of the music that's pushed, it enforces females being independent, not needing a man, etc.
So it's this constant pernicious cycle of thinking that you're independent, you don't need a man, etc.
Why are we going to help?
You don't need us.
You're independent.
I think you took it out of context of what I was saying.
Because you were referring to alpha male.
No, hold on.
You were referring to an alpha woman.
You know, you were talking to her and telling her that you don't really agree with us saying alpha woman or whatever the case may be.
Which I understand that.
I agree with that as well.
Sure.
Because...
I can be a woman that is very subtle, and that's how I am.
So that's why I was saying that there's different types of black women.
You can't put them all in a box and say, oh, everybody's running around here saying that they're an alpha woman.
Whether I have someone that's ostentatious like her and saying I'm an alpha woman or I have someone like you that's more covert about it, it doesn't matter.
The end product is the same.
You're still a masculinized woman that doesn't feel that she needs a man.
And here's the problem.
I don't agree with that.
Well, you said independent.
No, you didn't hear what I was saying.
I was saying in the sense of an alpha woman.
Like, you were saying that what she was saying was an alpha woman.
I'm like, okay, independent woman.
You're saying that we're all these things.
It's the same thing.
Exactly.
This is womanese word language.
That's what I'm saying.
Whether she outwardly says I'm an alpha woman or someone like you that's more covert about it and says I'm an independent woman.
I didn't say I was an independent woman.
You were using the independence, the term independence.
In the same category.
Yes, but what I'm saying is that regardless of whether you want to run around and say I'm an alpha female or you want to just say simply I'm just independent, I have my own job.
What I'm trying to explain here is men don't feel the need to come in and help you when you feel like you're independent But that's what i'm saying.
I was trying to Under have you understand that you were putting us all in one box saying that we're all independent We're all alpha women as a black woman and that's what i'm trying to let you know That there's a stereotype stereotype doesn't mean stereotype.
Yeah, but there's a difference Right, okay, but there's a there's a difference I feel like that was the issue is that we're always putting black women in this box and we have this image in our head I think a lot of black women put themselves in that box.
As a matter of fact, you're doing it now.
That's why he says you're more covert about it.
That little interaction you had with Myron, even though you're very soft-spoken, that was a very combative exchange.
And the further the exchange went, the more aggressive you got with it.
So whether you're over or covert...
We weren't arguing.
I just wanted him to understand.
I wasn't using saying I was independent.
The point I'm trying to make is that you were talking about...
You're trying to put a difference between...
Being independent versus being an alpha female.
No, no, no.
That's literally what she said.
No, that's what you thought I was saying.
You used the word independent.
Yes, and I said that it goes hand in hand with alpha.
That's not what I was trying to tell you.
That's what you assumed I was saying.
That's because that's what you said.
Can I ask you a question?
It's the same as what I'm trying to say.
Can I ask you a question?
So if you have a daughter, right?
And she has a man over here, right?
Would you encourage her to depend on this man?
Yes.
Why?
Why wouldn't I? Shouldn't she depend on you?
She depends on me until I walk her down the aisle.
Right, but she has to choose the right person to depend on.
And I have to help that.
So that man has to show that.
There you go.
Yes, that's exactly right.
So that's why she came in to say independent.
Independent of a man?
Not independent of a man.
Independent in the sense of let me take care of myself until I find the right person.
So you guys are so fucking brainwashed that you guys don't even know.
Hold on, hold on.
You have to take care of yourself before you find a man.
Ladies, ladies.
Hold on.
You're going to wait until a man?
To take care of yourself?
That doesn't make sense.
Okay, here we go.
This is why I'm not buying it.
Because you guys all agree that you would be more attractive in your 30s than in your 20s.
So that already tells me where your mind is at.
You guys prioritize career, your own self-achievement over family.
No.
Okay?
Yes.
Because you actually think you're going to be more attractive in your 30s and you're established.
You literally gave the example grounded.
Established.
Yes, you're grounded in yourself.
That tells me you don't understand that men and women are significantly different and we don't care about you being grounded.
As a matter of fact, I would argue men want a woman that isn't grounded.
We want a grounder.
We want to be the ones to teach you guys what it is.
We want to be the ones where all your frame of reference of life comes from.
We don't want it to be grounded on your own because a lot of times, let's be honest, you guys ground yourselves.
It's probably through mistakes, being a slut, doing bad decisions, etc.
And whenever women use the term independent, you guys are so goddamn indoctrinated.
You guys don't even understand.
When you say independent, it means of men.
That's what it means.
That's why, stop interrupting.
That is why you guys run around and flex.
I'm independent.
I'm strong and independent.
I pay my own bills, etc.
Why do you say that?
Because we've lived in a patriarchy for a period of time where women had to depend on men for sustenance, for resources, etc.
So when a woman is able to be on her own, what's the first thing she does?
Independent.
But ask yourself, independent of who?
Of men.
Because I'll tell you this, niggas don't walk around and say, we're independent of women.
No, we don't laugh at them.
Say, oh, congratulations on being a fucking adult.
But we sit there, we give trophies to women just for participating.
So, what is a woman supposed to do until she finds a man that she can depend on?
Find a man when you're at your highest value.
That's what I'm trying to say.
What is she supposed to do?
To 25, you should be married with fucking kids.
Wait, wait, wait.
Survival, of course.
You gotta survive.
That's my point.
So, can I ask, are you married?
Oh, my God.
I'm losing brain cells.
Are you married?
That's a question to ask.
Are you married?
Because you have a lot of advice and a lot of...
Statistics that you studied online or whatever.
Are you married?
Are you asking me this?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll answer your question.
But I want to go through this scenario real fast.
No, I don't want to go through.
I just want you to ask the question.
Because you're doing the whole egalitarian thing.
Yes.
I'll just ask the question.
No, you're not asking the question.
You're trying to make a point of motive.
See, she knows.
I just asked the question.
Are you running around fucking niggas right now?
No, but am I fucking on an ex?
Yes.
One knee thing?
Yes.
Not fucking niggas.
I fuck on one nigga when I'm red.
Okay, by your own explanation.
I think we're past the hour now.
By your own explanation, so you're selective on who you have sex with, right?
Yeah, for the most part, yes I am.
You're selective on who you have sex with, right?
Yes.
Okay, so...
I can't really, like, ask you, like, are you running around fucking a bunch of dudes?
Because that doesn't make sense.
Because you pick who you fuck, right?
You're selective.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Now that we have an understanding here, you're asking me if I'm married.
You triggered my trap card!
It's the same shit.
Because I pick...
No.
Oh, no.
Wait, stop.
Because I pick who gets married.
Mm-hmm.
You're selective with your sex.
I'm selective with my commitment.
Right, so...
We are not the same.
So for you to ask me, are you married?
That's like me asking you, are you having sex right now?
Not really.
How old are you?
You said between 18 and 25, you should be married.
No, it's not different.
It's not different.
Because if you're 18 through 25, and you're saying that women should be looking for husbands, and you're around that time, 18, 25, and you have a...
Very, very different.
That is not different.
Let's challenge your logic then.
Who has more value?
Who wanted to have more opportunities in life, an 18-year-old man or an 18-year-old girl?
Both.
It depends on what you're doing.
I am a logical thinking person.
Who carries more value and has more opportunities?
An 18-year-old boy or an 18-year-old girl?
It's the girl.
It is the woman.
The woman, right?
Okay.
So now, let's fast forward, what, 20 years plus?
38 years old.
Assuming the man does the work and he's supposed to do what he's supposed to do, who has more value or have more opportunities?
The man or the woman?
The man.
The man.
Okay.
So you're saying 18 to 25 should be marrying old ass men at 38 and plus?
Old ass men.
Sorry.
You know what?
No, I'm sorry.
Let me take that back.
How did you get to that extreme?
No, I got to that extreme.
Old ass niggas.
You said women should be women between 18 and 25. You look good, by the way.
I didn't mean no offense.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm taking it.
I don't mean...
No, no.
It's all good.
I'm bad.
But you said 18 through 25 women should be looking to get married.
So who the hell are they supposed to be marrying if they can't look at that 18-year-old man that's in the same age group or that 25-year-old?
He's broke.
Maybe.
He's broke.
That's it.
That's what he's trying to say.
But you can marry him.
He's broke.
How many?
It's a lot of millionaire 18-year-olds now to right now.
There we go.
Here we go.
No, there are not a lot of millionaire.
I don't want to get married by 18.
This is when you know people spend way too much time on the internet.
She thinks that 18 and 19 year old millionaires are running around.
I don't think they're running around.
I didn't say running around.
Just stop.
The average age of a millionaire in the United States is roughly 55 years old.
There you go.
Okay?
That's number one.
Number two.
I'll just be very blunt about this and not beat around the bush.
Women age like milk.
Men age like wine, assuming they do the work.
How dare you?
As you age, you lose value as a woman.
As you age as a man, you lose value as well, unless you do the work.
You go to the gym, make money, etc.
The things that make a man attractive, stop interrupting.
Please stop interrupting.
The things it takes for a man to be attractive take time to acquire.
Right.
Refinement.
Education, money, resources, aptitude, life experience.
These are things that make a man attractive.
Maturity takes time.
For women, what makes you attractive is your youth and beauty, which are intimately tied.
Rolo Tomasio famously says it's called Forever 21, not Forever 41. So, look, you can sit here and say, oh yeah, you should get married.
No.
18 to 25 for a woman is her prime year.
She should be looking to get married because that's when you have the most what?
Leverage in a dating marketplace.
Value.
Who are we supposed to be marrying?
The 35 year olds.
Okay, the 35 year olds.
So do you see what time we're in?
Even the 35 year olds ain't fucking 35. Fucking act like...
20-year-olds.
So, what do you say?
Yes, there you go.
And those are the girls that those guys go after.
So, we're supposed to marry the guy you just showed that was fucking stuttering?
That dude is not 35. That dude is 85. No, he is fucking 85. That's what I'm saying.
We got a fucking triple the years at 18 to 25 to be right.
We're not telling young girls to marry old men.
That's not what that is.
Don't do that.
I said 35, but then you're like, no, no, no.
But you know at 35, y'all still ain't got y'all shit all the way together.
Y'all still fucking off.
Yeah, but I'll tell you what.
We're much more established at 35 than we ever were at 25. See, men think about money.
Women think about loyalty.
That's just the whole difference.
Men think about money.
That's why.
And he said it earlier.
He said it earlier.
Men value women like cars.
Y'all see.
Y'all value things that you can fucking invest in or whatever the fuck.
That's how y'all see.
He said it earlier.
My brain hurts, bro.
Why does it hurt?
You're talking so much nonsense.
It's not nonsense.
Anyone want to chime in here?
Weren't you trying to say something?
A long time ago.
It passed now.
She forgot.
You cut her off.
Be quiet.
I was making the point about age.
You were saying...
You're saying you want to be grounded and then waiting until later on to be married?
No, what I was saying was that what is a woman supposed to do until a man provides for her?
Stay with her parents.
She has to survive.
Exactly.
And if she stays with her parents, she's not independent.
So ultimately, you need to obviously pay your bills, survive and eat.
But we're seeing in the long term of things, when you become so independent of who?
Men.
You become like a man to survive.
That by default makes you Not wifey type.
Because now we're like, damn, I'm not going to date a man?
No, I want a woman that's feminine.
So if you stay too long in that category of survival, you're going to become the man that you want to marry.
And I say this all the time, too.
The further, and I've said this for years, the further a woman moves up in terms of value, if she's a career woman, value, status, money, the further she shrinks her pool of potential suitors.
And this whole boss babe thing, okay, so she enters the workforce at 22, 23 years old.
She's young, she's fresh, she's ready to conquer the world.
In order to survive in a world like that, you have to embody masculine traits.
You have to.
You don't get ahead.
In corporate America, you don't become a boss babe by exhibiting feminine qualities.
And so, after a time, you quite literally forget how to be and act like a woman.
Which is why women who are career women who are 35, 38 years old tend to be much more masculinized than the younger women.
That's just how it goes.
Right.
So you're saying this whole thing survived.
Just live with your parents.
Yes, that's what you do.
Yeah, there it is, because she knows we're right.
Listen, if I did have that hypothetical daughter, she would live with me until I am 100% sure that the man that she is going to marry is going to be able to take care of her.
Which, and again, I know that my daughter will not be independent.
I don't want her to be independent.
Because when she has the independent attitude, that makes her radioactive to the men that she wants.
She belongs to the streets.
Yeah, man.
I have a daughter.
She's living with me until she's fucking married.
She can't leave her house.
She can live there until she's 35. Damn right.
Damn right.
The thing is that when women...
See, you guys don't want this sex in the city lifestyle.
But you guys don't understand that, like, having these experiences, having this trauma, doing all this dumb shit, it makes it worse for you.
Yeah.
The world is very cool.
Yeah, you don't end up marrying Mr. Big at the end, y'all.
Like, that's make-believe.
Y'all want to be independent and free and, you know, girls just want to have fun.
I mean, look at dating nowadays.
Men are trash, right?
Men are trash.
And let's be real here.
I'm sure you missed the mistakes.
You chose the wrong guy a couple times.
Five, ten.
Maybe 20 times.
But if you were with your parents, guess what it would say?
No, he's bad for you.
No, he's a druggie.
No, he's a bum.
Absolutely.
So being independent, yeah, is good for survival, but at the same time, you're making mistakes because you're not around people that care about you and love you.
There you go.
And a woman without instruction is headed for destruction.
Destruction, my friend.
Absolutely.
Now what I can't agree with, with you guys, what I can't agree with.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Here we go.
I'm listening.
If I would have known what I knew now, and if I would have...
Being aware of what this generation is now from then, I would have settled down back then.
Because I've had great men coming behind.
Being young, being young, want to do my thing, not ready to settle down all the way.
Yeah, nigga.
You know what I mean?
I kicked that to the curb.
But with this generation and how the world is going, with the mindset, I would have settled down.
In my 20s.
This is why fathers are needed.
They are a commodity.
You say it all the time.
Fathers keep boys out of prison and girls off of stripper poles, man.
It is incumbent on the man.
Especially if he has a daughter.
Number one, you show her that unconditional love.
Number two, I agree with you.
She's living with me until she gets married.
Real quick, we haven't had introductions yet for the show.
Oh yeah, facts.
So ladies, let's do some intros.
So ladies.
Also guys, by the time we're doing these introductions, man, I want us to be at 3,000 plus likes.
And I guess, what's 11,000 of you guys watching right now between the different platforms, guys?
So like the goddamn video, let's hit 3,000.
So ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Hey y'all!
What you do for a living.
So name?
My name is Bunny Parker.
That's my girl right here.
Okay.
I'm an artist.
Bunny Parker.
Like Bunny and Clyde.
Like ride or die.
Okay.
Them niggas just couldn't ride.
Because I'm an alpha female, remember?
Anyway, I'm just playing.
But whatever.
How old are you?
I'm 29. Okay.
Where are you from?
Damn.
Miami.
Down south.
The dirty south.
Dirty, dirty.
Dirty.
No.
Look, nigga.
Opalaka.
Opalaka.
Goddamn, nigga.
Opalaka.
Right behind that.
You said work, you're a musician?
Yes, I'm an artist.
Wait, you rap?
Yes.
And don't fucking ask me to spit a freestyle because I'm not going to spit a freestyle.
Niggas, this is niggas.
Hold on.
This is promo.
I'm an independent nigga.
I don't care.
I'm not going to spit a freestyle.
It could be a recording manager watching right now, bro.
You could play my song.
We're not being facetious.
Like, there could be somebody really watching.
I'm not...
I'm doing any of that.
That's fine.
They can go on Instagram, bunnyparkat305.
I bet they would have to talk about me all night.
Yes, sir!
Education level?
Education level?
Highest?
Technical school.
Dental hygienist and nail tech.
Oh, that's cool.
That's a relationship status.
Y'all already know that because y'all said I said it earlier.
I got a situation.
She's like, I'll fuck out my ex.
Are your parents still together?
My dad is deceased.
Was that a moment of silence or something?
Literally turned into a meme.
Literally turned into a meme.
Wow.
That was facts.
And Fresh, your favorite question.
Birth control?
Nope.
Well, given what she said earlier.
Two kids, yeah.
And you said you got two kids and you're black, Haitian, Jamaican.
Black and Haitian.
Hey!
Hey, don't start because I don't even know the language.
Bombs!
She's a fake.
Bombs!
She's a fake Haitian.
Come on, man.
She's a Haitian.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Body count?
Oh, yeah.
Body count, yeah.
What the fuck?
Listen, I was told as a child, my grandmother installed her name.
You never tell a man your body count.
Your grandmother was right.
She's country as shit, though.
But we met body count sexually.
She's from Opelika.
I know what the hell you're talking about.
He puts you all the way down at Opalock.
It don't matter.
I'm the realest on this shit, though, but I'm not telling you how my body counts.
Okay, that's fine.
What about you?
Good pussy, though.
Good, good.
What about you?
I'm Issa.
How old are you?
I'm 23. Where are you from?
I'm from Chicago and Milwaukee.
Damn Chicago.
I do photography full-time now.
You don't promote anymore?
No.
It's a kind of sub.
I still put other clients on with promoters, but I don't go out into the clubs and promote no more.
Let me just stop.
I'm over it.
It's cold.
I don't like drinking.
I'm trying to get on a good path.
It's a tax on your health and psyche.
It was a lot.
It'll grind you.
It will grind you.
Literally, it'll grind you.
The worst kind of people go to nightclubs.
It'll grind you.
Okay, highest education level completed?
Some college.
Completed.
No.
His keyword is completed, so high school.
Alright, relationship status?
Single.
Still?
And ready to bangle.
No, not that.
Are your parents together?
No.
Is that a question or are you telling us?
No.
And then birth control?
No.
And then racial background white No, not white Is she a white girl?
I'm Russian, Italian, Irish, German, and Colombian Yeah, white girl How many parents you got?
I got two She's stupid So Isa Your butt went out, Isa You've been in a close for years Y'all could go look Y'all could go look at one of the other episodes You could go and watch that.
Because it's the same number.
150?
I think she said like five last time.
No, I do not.
Then what did you say?
We forgot.
You can go watch!
Is it more than five?
You could go watch, no.
Is it more than ten?
You could go watch.
Is it more than fifteen?
It's a lot, bro.
You could go watch.
No, I'm just tired of saying the same stuff.
Give us a clue.
You asked the same question.
We have new viewers.
It's a new podcast.
Yeah, they want to know who you are.
They want to know how seasoned and grounded you are.
We can go watch where?
Parra?
No.
Oh, shit.
Alright, BBC. On your guys' account.
Bro, she thinks she's the main character.
No, no, no.
Go back and watch that.
I'm tired of answering the same question.
I'm tired of answering that same question.
We don't even know the episode.
It's too many episodes.
I was here.
I was here.
It was me, Troy.
Hold on.
It was me, Troy, the girl in the green that Troy was hitting on the whole time.
And you were there.
Bro, we don't know, man.
What about you?
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
I'm Nikki Drea.
What's the question?
How old are you?
I'm in my 30s.
How old is he?
I'm in my 30s.
Did you say?
Yeah, in your 30s is great and all that, but you don't even want to say the H? That's fine.
I'm in my 30s.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
What's up?
I'm in my 30s.
What's up?
Hold on.
They're going to tell us.
I told you.
I told y'all.
I told y'all.
And you have to be specific.
You don't want them to tell us.
I'm trying to tell you.
You don't want it.
Oh, niggas are saying 30. Oh, no, baby.
See, you know what's funny?
She's over here advocating for being in your 30s.
Of course.
Yeah.
Of course.
And then when the rubber meets the road, she doesn't want to say her age.
I wonder why.
Hold on, hold on.
The fact that she doesn't want to say her age, doesn't that add some credence to what I was saying?
Absolutely.
Actually, it proves your point.
Yeah.
It does prove the point.
No, it doesn't.
Because I'll tell you this, if she was 21, she wouldn't give a fuck.
I'm 21, y'all!
Woo!
Listen, it's the same as the body count.
Girls always like to say, well, body count shouldn't matter.
Body count doesn't matter.
Okay, what's your body count?
Crickets.
Yo, chat.
Yo, guys, do your research.
I got a 39. I got a 30. 42?
No, no, no.
Get her age, because she really thinks that you niggas aren't going to find out anyway.
We want everything, guys.
History.
They'll find out.
Yo, they're going to find out what you have for breakfast.
They're going to find out.
They're going to find you, because you said you're a musician, bro.
3010. Okay.
Look at my Instagram.
Highest education level?
College.
College?
Yeah.
Where do you have your bachelor's?
I'm a bachelor's.
RN. Hey!
Uh-oh.
Chris, you're a nurse.
Yeah, you're a freak, man.
Nurses aren't freaks.
Come on.
Where are you from, Leslie?
Those bitches are nasty.
Those bitches let you do whatever the fuck they want.
Miami Gardens.
Miami Gardens?
Yes.
Oh, great.
Oh, mom.
You know what I mean?
Well, that's where the Dolphins play.
This is the hood, ain't it?
Oh, no.
That's the hood, man.
That's where the F1C. Choppers.
No, not Carroll City, but Dayton.
Damn, for real?
Long Clips and Choppers?
Miami Gardens is Carroll City.
They just changed the name.
Oh, I forgot.
They changed the name.
Or unless you're near Titsy's.
They did change it.
Yeah.
Rick Ross.
Unless you're near Titsy's.
I mean, I'm in my 30s.
That was before that.
Are they saying 39?
You said Ross?
Oh, no.
Definitely not 39. No, they're trolling right now.
They're saying she's 40 and 200 pounds.
So give us the actual info, man.
Okay, dating status?
Single.
And ready to mingle.
Single.
Are you pairs together?
Yes.
32 years.
Awesome.
Good for them.
Birth control?
Good for them.
Why is that question?
I just want to know.
Just for the stats.
That's all.
Okay.
No birth control.
Any kids?
No kids.
Okay.
So how old again?
In my 30s.
Well, the fuck is gone, pretty much.
What is it?
After, there's a stat, like a woman is, uh, is it 35?
About, yep.
35 or older, and she's not been married before, chances of her being married or, like, slim to none?
Very low.
Very low.
Oh, that sucks.
Hey, man, that independence you asked about, you mentioned.
You got it!
There it is!
There it is!
There we were cats!
You said you're an artist, right?
Yes, I'm an artist.
If you can tell us your age, we'll let you sing.
Okay.
Damn it.
She's about to lie her ass off.
You got a whole audience here?
She's about to lie her ass off.
Come on.
Okay.
So my age, I am...
Can I get a drum roll?
No.
No?
Dang it.
Nope.
All right.
I am 34, guys.
So have a year left.
I'll buy that.
Before no one wants to marry me.
I'm good.
I think I'm good on 34. Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Hey guys, 3,000 likes, man.
Let's go.
3,000 likes.
We got 5,800 of you guys in here.
3,000 likes.
And after she goes, we need you to freestyle.
Oh, come on, man.
My hands already hurt, bro.
I think she's good.
I don't really want to date niggas Bad man who no love to give a chat Love that cut him no So we're at When him see the bumper Then he have to double back A real atness Go around to ratta that Supply gene For the strong back Chop a line Put it on the bike back 30 grand for me and my friend Me like that Put money in my hand Make me double up a grand Hey I owe that a wee that I owe that a wee that Real dolly I owe that a wee that Put money in my hand Make me double up a grand Hey Let's go
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you, love.
What's going on over there?
Do you know what she was saying?
She doesn't want to catch strays.
That's what that is.
Bro, she's confused like me, man.
I'm disobserving.
Rude gal.
Okay, okay, okay.
Pot's on the language now, by the way, guys.
Yeah, yeah.
That was hard.
Look, the chat likes it, too.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, the chat likes it, too.
Thank you, guys.
That was dynamic.
You know, Mavaro?
Yeah.
I'm linking with him tomorrow.
You should...
Hold on.
Real quick.
So, do you live in Jamaica or do you live here?
Here.
Here?
Mm-hmm.
Alright, we'll talk after.
Okay.
You want to freestyle now, Bunny Parker?
What's up?
Freestyle.
Nah, it's too late, man.
It's too late.
I ain't trying to get no broke niggas.
We don't want it.
It's too late.
You want to do it?
I'm not freestyling.
It's too late.
No.
Fresh, man.
Leave it alone, man.
It's fine.
Damn, I want her to freestyle.
Well, she ain't free and she ain't style.
I know y'all want me to.
No, no.
Drop some bars.
Come on.
Drop some bars real quick.
Come on.
Something.
And not.
She doesn't want to.
Motherfucker.
Alright, what about you?
What's her name?
Gracie.
Gracie.
Okay.
I'll be like, she don't rap.
20. You rap?
No, I don't rap.
Oh, my bad.
Where are you from, originally?
Iowa.
That's where I live now.
Oh, you're just here visiting?
Yeah.
Where are you from?
Iowa City.
Wow.
Shout out Caitlin Clark.
Where's that?
Iowa City.
Dude, nobody knows where that is.
Dude, 12 people live in Iowa, bro.
What do you do for work?
I'm a surgical tech.
Okay.
No shit!
Yeah.
How about that?
They're freaks, too.
You're 20, so I'm assuming highest education in high school?
I'm in college right now.
Okay.
You're doing your master's degree or associate's or what?
My bachelor's.
In?
I'm pre-med.
Okay.
Doctor?
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
My father's deceased.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, Chris!
Come on, man!
Fucking box.
Why is this?
That thing is savage.
All right, uh...
Birth control, are you?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
W.
And then I was gonna say race, but white, right?
Yes.
Damn, racist as fuck.
Damn.
I mean, there is a difference between...
She's Iowa, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Listen, there is a difference between Caucasian women and white girls.
You know what's funny?
The word Caucasian, where'd it come from?
Well, because I think about Asians and white people.
Wouldn't I be Caucasian?
No.
Okay, I was kidding.
Oh, my God.
Okay, what's more?
Oh, my God.
God damn it.
I made you laugh, though.
I made you laugh.
Let's go.
Body count.
Chris, body count.
Yeah, body count.
Not disclosing.
Oh, yeah.
That means that number is on.
It's a lot, bro.
I don't know where I'm from.
I'm from Iowa.
Wait, tell me.
Why are you mind me right now?
Oh, yeah.
Why are you mind me?
Uh-oh.
By yourself.
Yeah, why?
I'm not by myself.
I'm on a trip with 20 people.
Oh, shit.
Are these 20 people women?
12 of them are women.
7 are guys.
Orgies?
Damn.
I was going to say.
That's all from Iowa.
Damn.
Give or take, yeah.
How long are you guys here for?
We're here until Sunday.
Probably her college classmates.
Yeah, or Jason.
Well, she's cooked.
Hey guys, let's hit 3,000 likes.
Come on, we have 2,000.
Alright, go ahead.
Shout out to Detox for getting me on the show.
Sorry, then this nigga gives him a pet talk before the fucking...
As he should!
It's not easy, bro.
Hey, make sure you shut me up when you're on there.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Do you feel unsafe?
Do you feel unsafe?
You better shut my ass out.
What's your name?
Blink twice for you in danger.
Oh, fresh!
Holy God.
Oh, she ain't blinking, though.
Alright, what's your name?
Fiji.
Fiji?
Yeah.
My artist name.
Have you been on before?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What have you been on before?
Really?
When?
It's been a while.
Yeah.
Alright, how old are you?
26. Alright, where are you from?
Dominican Republic.
Okay.
You sound like you're mad about it.
She's like Dominican Republic.
You said you're a musician?
Artist, I guess.
Singer and rapper.
I produce beats, kind of.
Drop some bars.
What's up?
I'm freestyling.
I can write it better than I freestyle.
Okay.
Trash.
Thanks.
I'm just kidding.
Kind of.
All right.
Highest education level completed.
I am trash and freestyling right now, though.
For now.
For now.
Highest education level completed?
Sophomore, but I... High school then?
I continued college later on online.
Did you get your bachelor's degree?
No.
Keyword ladies is completed.
Alright, relationship status?
In a relationship, right?
Alright, how long have y'all been together?
About five months, I think.
How'd you guys meet?
Club.
No, we met through his family.
Okay.
Wait, what is the marriage?
She looks the precious like he met through his family.
What's going on here, bro?
What's going on here, bro?
What you said is like, a family?
That's normally a wholesome way to meet.
So she said it like that.
So it's off, bro.
She said I met through his family.
Nah, his cousin.
He smashed his cousin?
Oh, she like the cousins, bro.
That's what it is!
There it is!
Oh, wow!
He said, look!
He said, cousin!
He said, cousin!
Alihoo!
Take that for the team!
Kill up gang!
Kill up gang!
That's why she said, from my family.
That's an awkward family reunion, bro!
Yeah, he said, listen, man.
I did my time.
Now it's your turn, my boy.
Cousel!
Primo!
Get that shit!
Keep it in the family!
Keep your friends closer and family closer!
Primo!
Get that shit, nigga!
Bro, she OTF for real.
Only the family, nigga.
You gotta look like they're a little bit too, nigga.
Oh my god.
Nah, nah, nah.
OTF, nigga.
Her favorite show, Family Matters, bro.
Stop.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo!
Listen, we're just kidding.
Steve, go home.
Okay.
Family matters.
She got that cousin.
She got the new cousin.
Now he went slow.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Who's better, though?
Him or her?
Bro, she in a family tree twice.
Oh my god.
23 and me, baby.
23 and me.
You better not answer that.
Bro, she on 23 and me, she on the same family tree twice.
Give her time.
Give her time.
Them niggas are Eskimo brothers for real.
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm actually should join only the family, bro.
She's from Chicago.
She might be on help, yo.
OTF, nigga.
I mean, we're they twins or something, too.
I ain't gonna lie.
We're they to a jail.
We're they twins or something.
Oh my god.
You gonna wait for me when I get out, right?
Alright.
You wanna answer or you wanna move on?
The new guy is better.
Don't answer.
Oh!
Hey!
Bars!
The new cousin better.
I'm just very curious, though.
Why'd you guys break up the first...
Oh, no.
The first guy we weren't dating.
We just...
We were just talking, I guess.
Talking is fucking.
Talking is fucking.
Womanese, get the courses out right now so you understand what these women be saying.
Womanese.com slash FNF, baby.
That's the whole story in itself, man.
Goddamn.
Knowing that she was silent, nigga.
She wanted to stay on the crosshairs.
The family motherfucking...
Look, she gave it away when she was like, I met through this family.
That was a while ago.
A while ago?
Were you with the OTF nigga before?
Were you with the first cousin?
Talking?
That's a yes.
Oh, that's a yes.
Off and on.
Wait, you have a kid, right?
No.
No?
Oh.
Not yet.
Oh, shit.
No birth control.
I think somebody else.
Okay, so wait, how long ago were you on?
Like three years ago?
Damn!
Yeah, long, bro.
Long.
How do you even remember, Fresh?
Uh, her face?
I don't think I have faces.
Yeah, you really don't.
Okay, so three years ago, were you with this guy back then?
Or talking to him, as you would say?
I don't really remember, but probably talking around that time.
Okay, alright.
I can't be mad at you, that was a while ago.
Alright, alright, that is some comedy.
Okay, um...
Are you parents together?
My mother passed away, and my dad is...
Well, my dad is alive And not with my mom Fucking Chris, man Oh my god Raise your glass Raise your There it is Raise your glasses I'm a stole face, bro That nigga got into the Hennessy I can already tell That's the Hennessy talking Birth control for you?
He's drunk.
Birth control for you?
No.
No?
That's why she said, not yet.
Well, she's Dominican, so I mean, anytime now.
Well, she has 26. And then you said, are you full Dominican or...?
Dominican, Italian, and Spanish.
I think also a little bit of Haitian.
Damn, how many parents you got?
My parents, I met somebody else.
A voodoo nigga.
I wouldn't have claimed that shit.
He said voodoo.
I mean, that's the neighbors, bro.
It's just a little to the left, bro.
He said voodoo.
That's what they are, man.
Haitians are voodoo niggas, bro.
Hell yeah.
With the dolls and shit?
Yeah, man.
Fuck that.
Not all Haitians, but okay.
Hey, man.
We're not going to put all those voodoo people in the same box.
We'll move on from OTF. Alright, what about you?
Lauren, 23, from Louisville, Kentucky.
Wait, hold on.
It's coming to me real quick.
Are you an Aries?
Yeah, it's on my neck.
What?
You're an Aries for real?
Yeah.
I have a necklace on my neck.
No, no, but I just knew, like, looking at your face, though.
Dude, I almost fell for that.
I was like, holy shit, how the fuck did you do that?
Like, I was mesmerized.
Alright, gotcha.
You said you're from Kentucky, where?
Louisville.
Louisville.
It's where Muhammad Ali, I think, is from.
Sorry to hear that, man.
I don't live there anymore, clearly.
Oh, you don't?
Where do you live now?
I live here.
Oh, how long have you been in Miami?
Uh-oh.
Eight months.
She's almost corrupted.
She is.
Just a little bit.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Is she past two months?
Gone.
Wow, I remember when y'all first started the show, it was like six months.
Yeah, no, it's changed.
But now it's changed.
Wait, so you actually, do you live in Miami or do you live like somewhere else?
No, I live like, probably like...
I could walk here for my place.
Oh shit.
Downtown or Brickle?
She's actually in Miami.
Alright.
What do you do at work?
A bartend.
She belongs to the streets!
You live in Brickle and you bartend?
Where?
I'm not saying, but that's how you know me.
You should get extra tips.
I was gonna say, you look familiar.
Yeah.
If you know what I'm saying.
You used to talk to somebody that I know.
Who?
Talk to or fuck?
Both?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Stop!
Who is it?
Stop!
Was it Chinese?
Nah, it's probably not.
Oh my god.
Tell me, was it Chinese?
Come on, man.
You know this nigga's gonna keep going, bro.
Just let...
I'm not gonna expose her.
I'm not gonna expose her name.
Okay.
Is she Spanish?
She's Chinese?
She's lying, bro.
She's lying.
Come on, man.
What's her?
Can you tell me?
She's like, yo, we need to move on.
What's her athletic background, Elise?
They won't know that.
Is she white, black?
Yeah, she's hot.
She has blonde hair, I'll say that.
That means she's a white girl.
Oh, I know.
Nigga, you don't want shit, nigga.
I know.
No, you don't.
She's up short?
She was short?
Bro, Chris, come on, man.
I know.
Yeah, she's fine.
As a man, I go out, I repeat that.
All right, cool.
All right, so you're a bartender.
All right, relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No, my mom's gay, actually, so...
Ow!
Shout out, mom!
Wait, wait, she turned gay after?
Yeah, like when I was 14. Where's your dad?
What?
Where's your dad?
He's living.
R.I.P. Not with the mom.
No, he is living.
Like, he's alive.
No, no.
No, he's good.
No, no.
Trust me.
Cool, whatever.
That's a blow to the ego, huh?
Damn.
So, is your mom, like, with a woman right now?
Yeah.
How does that work?
Yeah, what was that like being a teenager and seeing two moms?
How does that work?
Is it like this?
I mean, I don't ask her and she doesn't tell me.
You guys don't have conversations about, you know.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
You don't like women?
If she's scissoring upstairs.
So why did you want to know?
Wait.
No, he asked me if my mom does scissoring and I said I don't know what she does.
Is it GR? What?
The initials?
Confidential.
That means yes.
Just wink.
I don't know how to wink.
Blink twice.
Blink twice!
Okay, I'm gonna go there.
Wow.
So much Botox?
Um, I actually don't have any in my face.
I just don't know how to wink.
Yeah, she's 23. I don't know.
She's too white.
I don't know.
She probably got Botox.
Okay, you're putting white girls all in the same box.
Don't do that.
Fuck.
Not all white girls have Botox.
They're beautiful people.
Alright, um, okay.
Uh, rise and control over you?
Nope.
It's bad for you.
That's what she said.
Do you drink alcohol?
You stupid.
Do I drink?
yeah there's a lot of things that are bad for you but birth control can really mess your stuff up It can make you infertile, too.
Alcohol can give you services to the liver.
You said you're from Louisville, Kentucky.
Louisville.
Where the hell is that?
In Kentucky.
It's where the Derby is.
Well, that's Churchill Downs.
Yeah, that's in Louisville.
Oh, okay.
Is it right below Ohio?
Is it close to you?
Iowa?
No.
It is right on the border of Indiana.
You want to ask?
You like black guys?
Yeah.
Uh-oh!
Oh, yeah, she fucks niggas, y'all.
See, she just went right there, right there, right there.
She just went from a Caucasian female to a white girl.
Wait, you like black guys?
Oh, that's a yes.
What about you?
Are we going three by three?
What about you?
I like all races.
Wait, hold on.
You're Jewish though, aren't you?
No.
Oh, damn.
She said no.
We got three Knight Riders on the panel.
We got three white girls.
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
They don't like her, though.
That's what you think.
What the fuck, man?
The weird niggas, like, they say, kick me in the stomach of shit.
Oh, God.
Definitely not, whenever they...
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Louisville, bro, come on.
There's a lot of niggas there, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Facial confirmation.
There it is.
Big case, if I'm not mistaken.
Big case?
Black woman got shot.
I think it was in Louisville, if I'm not mistaken.
You're on a sailor.
Yeah, there we go.
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
What are your thoughts on that?
It's awful.
It's terrible.
Yeah.
No, I was at the protest.
I took pictures.
What's on your mind, Myron?
Of course she was at the protest.
Did you know that she was a drug trafficker?
We're not going to talk about that.
There it is.
Fact's coming out!
Fact's coming out!
Okay, what about you?
Let's save your ass real quick.
I don't think she knew that because the media didn't put that shit off.
I mean, I know a lot about the case, but I'm not going to talk about it.
All right, bro.
What is it?
Confidential?
It's a BLM thing.
Yeah, right, of course.
Can't speak against the cause.
Yeah, she can't be based on that.
What's your name?
Danae.
Hey, y'all!
Danae and Danae.
Danae.
How old are you?
24. Where are you from?
Here.
Broward.
Background?
Jamaican.
I'm an instructional designer.
What does that mean?
Basically, I build courses from scratch.
I code them, design them, all of that.
Oh, you code, too.
That's kind of hot.
That's kind of hot, bro.
Coding is not easy.
It's kind of hot, bro.
Fresh, what the fuck?
No, I'm just saying, it's kind of hot, bro.
You shoot your shot.
No, you're so stupid.
Listen, we cool together, you know?
Fresh, you can actually code.
I can code.
Really?
Not anymore.
Oh, this nigga.
Unbelievable.
That shit annoying, bro.
That's boring, too.
Highest education level completed?
Bachelor's.
I'm pursuing my master's right now.
BA in what?
Business, marketing, and accounting.
Okay.
And your master's in what?
Instructional design and technology.
Educated, bro.
It's kind of hot.
Really?
You stupid.
No.
I'm just kidding.
I'm taken.
No way!
How long have you guys been together?
Maybe like a year now.
Is he here?
He's a photographer.
Nah, get him out of here.
Oh, he's shit out of here.
That shit's not lasting.
Uh-oh, photographer.
He's choosing to get that master degree, she master something else, nigga.
That's a wrap, you out.
He's a photographer, yeah.
What did you take photos of, girls?
No, real estate, just anything.
Freelance photographer, oh boy.
Hey, master, I let you go!
You're good to go!
You're a friend, nigga.
As soon as she walks that stage, Myron.
As soon as she walks that stage, bro.
That's a wrap.
You're a free nigga So she gets that Master degree It's over You know Okay buddy That boy cooks Cause I know real estate Ain't doing that great In Florida right now It's not bro Ain't nobody selling right now And if you are You'll be tough Oh, man.
Okay.
Birth control?
Yeah.
No.
Living on the edge!
Living on the edge for real.
No.
Not yet.
What's this guy's race?
Is he Jamaican too?
Uh-oh.
Yes.
A Jamaican photographer.
You're not ambitious enough.
She gone, bro.
Does he have a college degree?
No.
This is getting worse.
Hey, nigga, if you watch this show, you're on borrowed time, my friend.
Yes, sir.
And she's laughing because she knows it.
That makes it worse.
What's that nigga named Newbert?
Come on, man.
Rupert, man.
Rupert?
Okay.
Now he'll be in the dance hall by himself.
Oh, man.
All right.
Parents, are they together, your parents?
No.
No?
Mm-mm.
Where are they?
They're separated.
My dad's in Jamaica.
My mom's here.
Okay.
All right.
Last one.
Welcome back.
Hi, my name is Marcela.
She was on the show when we kicked out all the girls, right?
Yeah.
Last one standing.
It was the time.
My name is Marcela.
I'm 25 years old.
I'm wearing a beauty salon.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from Honduras.
How old are you?
24. 25. 25. Dating status?
I'm dating.
How'd you guys meet?
From mutual friends.
Mutual friends?
Mm-hmm.
How long have you guys been together?
Like five months.
You guys met in the club or something?
Uh, no.
Oh.
Well, you said you're always in a club.
No, but we met promoter with friends.
Her guy's a promoter.
Oh, he's a promoter.
He's cool, he's cool.
Oh, you know him?
He's cool, yeah.
Does he speak English?
Yeah, he does.
He's a white boy.
He's a white boy.
Oh, here it is.
He's a white boy.
He's a nice nigga.
What's this at, nigga?
Call the ice.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I was about to get there, nigga.
Let me determine alien is first on the next episode of my old fucking patch, man.
I got my whole patch.
But yeah, how'd you come into the country?
My dad's the questions.
Sorry.
My dad's a sponsor me.
He's an American citizen?
Yeah, they are right now.
Damn, right.
I'll take him on a boat.
No, that's Haitians.
No, he's on a boat for real.
So wait, your dad's a U.S. citizen?
No, I'm not a citizen, yeah.
No, no, your dad?
Yeah, he is.
You got your green card?
I have green cards.
Good luck.
Damn.
Chris, we can't do none on this one.
Look, Chris is coming for you, bro.
What do you mean we?
FBI, open up.
I can't do anything on that one, bro.
Okay, parents.
Are you together?
Yes, they're together.
Okay.
Birth control.
And now birth control.
Okay.
All right, you can go.
All right, bathroom.
All right, cool.
It's fine.
All right.
Oh, she really did have to go.
Last one at least, Donovan.
We know who you are, but they may not.
Yeah, so I'm Donovan Sharp.
Got a YouTube channel.
I run my mouth because I like to hear myself talk.
Let's see.
Yeah, absolutely.
Highest education completed.
High school.
I dropped out of college.
Yeah, life is good.
Just moved out to Reno.
What's that?
Black.
Oh, no, definitely not.
No, no, she's a white girl.
Yep, absolutely.
Dude, I live a very quiet life now.
Like I told you guys, I used to live the Vegas lifestyle.
And I got in trouble with the law on a few occasions, and so I decided to, this was years ago, I decided to move to Reno just to sort of calm down, and eventually I ended up back there.
I absolutely love it.
Or, I'm sorry, no.
Do not move to Reno.
It is a terrible, terrible, terrible place.
Yep!
Yes, absolutely.
But, yeah, like, my life right now, it is...
Amazing.
Yeah.
Dude, living a quiet life.
God, there's...
Dude, serenity.
Every morning is beautiful.
Birth control?
Oh, my God.
No, no birth control.
Body count?
No.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know.
Body count?
Yeah.
Yeah, body count.
There it is.
There it is.
I don't know how many...
Dude, honestly...
Yeah, it's the number sickening.
He belongs to the streets.
So, yeah, yeah.
You guys follow me on YouTube, on Instagram.
All that good stuff.
Just look for Donovan Sharp if I'm not shadow banned on any place.
I've been good friends with these guys for years.
You guys are fucking awesome.
Just to see your growth, man, from the studio at Panorama, it's amazing.
You guys have really blown this shit up, man.
You really have.
I'm glad to be here.
I'm proud to call you guys my friends.
Thanks, man.
Emphasis on blow up.
Pause.
Oh my god, Fresh, you're so racist!
All right, Calvin Bondi says, Western women follow trends.
The new trend is feminism and women empowerment.
Now they work at a corporation that's run by men, but they are miserable.
They can't get the men they want because men don't want to be called so-called empowered, independent women.
They can't have babies because they're now a manager at the company.
Their only cope is a dog or a cat.
WFNF, brother.
Shout out to you, Calvin Bondi.
Guys, let's hit 3,000 likes, man.
We got what?
11,000?
12,000, yeah.
My favorite question y'all used to ask the ladies is what was their first impression of FNF? How did they hear about the podcast?
Do they like it or not?
Thoughts before coming on the podcast?
I always thought it's interesting to know.
We got that one earlier.
Chris, you know what to do and you can't say it slowly.
Alright, who wants to go first on this one?
Look, Chris, you got it.
Alright, which one?
No, you know what?
No, no, no, no.
Dude, first work.
I didn't even do it.
No, no, no.
No, I ain't saying that shit, bro.
No, I ain't saying that shit, bro.
Bruh.
What the fuck, man?
No, no, no, no.
No.
Redeem him.
No, but no, that's racism.
What?
Yeah, racism.
Yeah, the racist.
That's it.
Wait, what?
Racist?
You sure?
How?
Is it?
Go out of fresh.
Iris?
Irish.
Oh, so...
That's not a trap word, then.
Wait, no, it's not.
Okay, cool.
Irish, wristwatch, Swiss, Swiss watch.
That's what it is, bro.
Both y'all niggas fucked up.
Nah, no, no.
I thought it was a trap, though.
See, ladies?
I've never seen that before.
What is that picture, bro?
Oh, that was in, like, the pre-stream.
Wait, whose fan is that?
It's Icy's.
She rubs his head for good luck every show.
That's what it is?
She's the genie.
Fresh updates.
I'm logical.
Nikki, you couldn't even name two countries.
Damn sure I couldn't name it for me.
Okay.
Hey, man.
That's kind of funny, though.
Cam2Time said, I saw that someone else asked a question I asked.
So here's another question for the ladies.
How many of you want to get married?
If so, let's say you're in a relationship with a man.
What is that man going to gain from marrying you that he's not going to get from just being in a relationship with you?
What's going to be different besides being in a relationship with you and being married to you?
Okay, we'll make this nice simple camera.
What the fuck?
You fucking long-winded ass nigga.
It's very simple.
What benefit would a guy get marrying you that he wouldn't get in a relationship with you?
We'll start here.
Crickets.
Motherfucking, uh...
Motherfucking London.
Kill okay.
Motherfucking, uh...
Okay, she's taking too long.
She's in the ring.
I will pass.
What's going on?
All right.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Kids.
But you can get that in a regular relationship.
For anybody.
Not for me, though.
What?
With the photographer?
Would you give him kids?
That's a no.
No!
Because I'm not ready for kids right now.
Listen, be honest.
Be honest with me real quick.
Would you marry this nigga?
Nope.
Nope.
No, you wouldn't.
We already know.
Why?
I hope he's not watching.
Is he watching?
I don't know.
Oh, we're going to find out.
Nigga, you single, man.
Bruh, get out!
You better start booking some white girls to take pictures with, man.
You feel me?
Digga, you are fried.
Just hit a few more times and bounce.
Fried, man.
Alright, um...
I mean, this is pretty...
I think you cook, man.
Yeah.
Alright, what would a guy get in a relationship with you in a marriage that he wouldn't get...
Sorry, in a relationship...
Sorry, in a marriage that he wouldn't get in a relationship?
I don't know.
I don't know if I even want to be married, so...
Yeah, cope.
Yeah, there it is.
Translation, nothing different.
Okay, what about you, Miss OTF? If you became a member of the family, what benefit would he get?
Keep in mind, you're under oath.
La familia.
What would he get?
Motherfucking, uh...
Today, ten hours later.
Oh, I can't bet it.
This is very telling, isn't it?
Peace.
There you go.
Peace.
So wait, let me get this straight.
You wouldn't give it to him in a regular relationship?
Peace.
I mean, what's the difference between a paper that you sign and say you're married?
Here we go.
Like, I get it.
You could, you know, if you're with somebody.
So there's no difference.
By, I guess, society, there is a difference.
Congratulations.
I think he's never going to marry you now.
You just basically proved to him that he don't got to do nothing else.
What about you?
What difference would he get for marrying you versus being in a relationship?
Maybe cook him dinner?
Maybe?
Maybe?
I don't know.
Maybe do his laundry?
Oh my god.
We can hire a maid.
Let me make this very, very clear.
A lot of women like to say, well, you're not going to get wife benefits on a girlfriend's salary.
You guys ever heard that before, right?
Well, guess what?
In order to be the star of the play, if there's a play that you want to be a star of or a movie, what do you have to do, ladies?
You have to audition.
You cannot rely on...
A man of value, a man with options, is not going to take the chance and marry you on the off chance that you might start cooking him dinner.
Like, you need to start doing that.
You need to start auditioning now.
If you want the ring, you gotta make sure you're doing the wifely things.
I just don't cook in general.
In my head...
She went from Iowa to I want a man.
That's what the fuck that is.
I want a man.
I want a man.
Say what?
Like, in my head, it sounds right.
Like, I don't cook now.
In my head, it sounds right.
You can cook now?
What the fuck?
Like, I don't really cook now, so, like, you'd get that benefit maybe if I... Alright, maybe.
What if you were with a guy and he said, yo, I'll, like, maybe protect you if a guy steals your clothes?
There it is.
What would your response be to that?
Maybe I'll pay you rent.
You feel me?
Yeah, I'm picking up what you put down.
Okay.
You cook, man.
Alright, what about you?
What would a guy get being in a relationship with you?
Or getting married to you versus...
Getting married to me versus an empire.
I want to build an empire with my husband.
I have my own company, Vabandi Fashions.
Okay, so I'm already on the level of doing my own thing.
When do you have exposure to this empire when he's in a relationship with you, though?
No.
Wait, what you're saying is you want to sign a prenup.
No, when we're married, we're good.
So you're now signing the prenup?
No, we're good.
He gets your money then.
We're good.
We're equal partners.
Answer the question.
We're equal partners when we're married.
But dating me, no.
That means he's going to get half your assets.
When we're married.
You sure about that?
Yeah.
You're okay with that?
Yes.
That's my husband.
She ain't making no money, nigga.
That's my husband.
You're not making no money, man.
That's what she thinks.
I was going to say.
That's my husband.
That's the only way.
Empire.
You think you slick?
Oh, shit.
That's my husband.
He's an empire.
Dude, women don't give men money, man.
Fair effects.
Really?
She said she got an empire.
You walk in her house.
It's a deck of cards and shit.
She's like, look what I'm doing.
That's an empire.
Star Wars.
Empire returns.
Star Wars.
Empire strikes back, nigga.
Start rapping in Jamaican.
With that deck of cards and shit.
That was fire, though.
That was fire, though.
Her actual verse was fire.
I liked it.
Thank you.
I liked it.
Like, real shit.
I mean, but at the time...
I didn't understand that niggadry.
I don't know what was going on.
Niggadry!
You don't know Pato, that's why.
I don't, not at all.
That was good.
I believe in you, sis.
Thank you.
She a queen, nigga.
Alright, what about you?
I feel like...
Merge.
Everything but also my full undivided trust and loyalty.
Can you tell us what everything entails?
So, like me, I give my all from the jump, usually.
From the jump.
That means you're giving the all in the relationship.
Yeah, I'm giving my all from the jump.
But when we get into a marriage type of situation, that's going more than just in the physical realm.
That's going on an emotional connection.
Our souls are getting intertwined into a connectional soul.
That's how I look at it.
So it's like, I'm giving...
Have you ever had a...
Have you ever had a...
Have you ever had a dream- Sorry, go ahead.
That- Yes, go ahead.
That you had...
It's like a woman.
Interconnectional?
Interconnectional?
You would...
It's not a word.
You could do so...
The interconnectional galaxy...
Connection.
You want...
Sorry, sorry, no, no.
What the fuck?
Go ahead.
I was trying to say, cause it's- When you enter a relationship, you're both starting...
Have you ever had a dream?
No, it's Chris.
Come on, man.
Come on, Chris.
It's cool.
You aren't zoned out.
It's cool.
What an asshole.
I was only one zoned out.
Nigga couldn't say wristwatch, but he wasn't...
I thought it was a trap, bro.
I thought it was a trap, bro.
Hey, 3000 likes, niggas.
I don't want to have to stop the show.
Go ahead.
So when I say I'm giving you everything, I'm fully submitting to you.
I'm fully giving everything that I like on a spiritual level, on a finance level.
We didn't do that in a regular relationship, though?
No, you start, there's levels to it.
So, when you start...
Yeah, she definitely fucks niggas, y'all.
She says that.
No, no.
It's her.
It should be in the clubs.
When I say there's levels, I mean like...
Every time I see a white girl say she fucks niggas, man, I'm just like...
When you start in a relationship with somebody, right, you're learning, you're growing with them.
Individually and together.
So when you take that next step to go into a full-on commitment on saying you are my partner and I am yours, I'm going to sit here, hold down your family, hold down your bloodline.
I'm sitting here giving you everything I have outside of what I already have given to you in the relationship.
So I'm starting off doing dishes, cooking, stuff like that, right?
But then when I say it's levels, you...
I go from starting from cooking your laundry, then I'm doing our family's laundry.
You like Jamaicans?
I don't discriminate against Jamaicans.
I know a Jamaican photographer that's going to be single pretty soon.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
You're going to come out on that, man.
Just saying.
I mean, that's...
But cooking, cleaning, that's level one, though.
Yeah, she could give him her interconnectional.
Yeah, it's still level one.
Share cameras and shit.
Well, this sounds good, actually.
This sounds really good.
Yeah, it sounds, yeah.
It's still level one, though.
Why are you single?
Yeah.
If you give this much energy.
Come on, yeah.
That was easy.
I feel like...
Have you ever had a dream?
Because I just...
I was just in, like, a situationship where I was, like...
Uh-oh.
Like, motherfucking, uh...
The reason why I'm single is because I go for the wrong people, and I end up getting hurt physically.
So I'm not doing that again.
I've gotten hurt from all different races.
White, black, all different.
Is he black?
Yes.
Every single time.
You know that term, F-A-F-O? No.
Fuck a black fake, I know.
F-A-F-O. But no, we wish you the best and we hope that you never...
So the last guy, he was a black...
What did he do wrong in the...
Name one thing he did wrong in the relationship and then one thing you did wrong in the relationship.
Frida Kembe.
Mine, I asked too many questions.
Myron, you are stupid.
Too many questions.
That was his reasoning.
Okay.
And what he did wrong is...
Was he like black or African black or Jamaican black?
black what kind of black was he?
that nigga was from Nigeria yeah chains and shit right?
from here chains and shit he's from here chains probably a bouncer promoter no we're in the same industry Promoter?
He's an artist.
Oh, that's why she doesn't do that anymore.
He's an artist.
This is my ex.
This is an ex from two years ago that I just got back to for the last month.
Oh.
Like, he's an artist, like, rapper?
Yes, he makes music.
So, and I have attachment issues.
So, I would rather go back to an ex than add to my body count.
Perfect.
Yep.
Listen, men cheat with new pussy, women cheat with familiar dick.
It's a tale as old as time itself.
True.
In the circle of life.
What's she calling?
I would rather be called stupid than be called a ho.
Was he like a drug dealer or something?
Was he a brokie?
Why didn't it work out?
Doinel him!
Honestly, we can talk after because you might.
That means he probably does.
In all honesty, you might.
We need to bring slavery back for some of these niggas, man.
Myra just went viral.
I'm serious, man.
Some of these niggas need to go back in a cop.
We're comedians.
We're comedians.
I chose wrong.
I chose wrong.
It's his fault.
She chose wrong.
I'm ready to settle down.
I want to settle down.
And you're still in your 20s, right?
Me too, but I ain't rushing that shit, nigga.
I'm not rushing it anymore as well.
Yeah, I realize you're rushing that shit.
Alright, what about you?
What does a man get in a marriage that he won't get?
There's a pussy.
Oh.
He gonna get this fire-ass coochie nigga.
Fire-coochie nigga.
That's number one.
But what he will get is me to shut the fuck up and be submissive.
That's one thing.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
That's crazy.
You know that, right?
That doesn't mean that.
I don't mean that.
That's terrible.
You know what's crazy?
Speaking of slaves, bro, these slave niggas used to have more compliant women back then.
What the fuck?
Could you imagine?
Your wife fucking behind you nagging?
We're comedians, you two.
We're comedians.
We're comedians.
Comedians!
Comedians, you two.
Niggas is picking cotton and didn't have to worry about loud red books as women.
That's a damn lie.
We're also comedians.
No, man, those two things are quiet.
You want to know why?
They're tired from picking a cotton.
You black woman got too much energy, nigga.
We need to put y'all back in the fucking fields, man.
Bro, you're about to be a world star, man.
This nigga's about to be a world star.
That's how it is, bro.
Put it back to picking cotton.
That designer won't be as expensive.
This is all allegedly, by the way.
We're comedians.
I like Big Mo, the legal department.
That's not what I said.
You said, what would a man get different if I got married?
I'm in a whole different level from where I was.
I don't feel my need to go back and forth and be compatible with men.
If you for me, I'm just...
Oh, wow.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
FUBU, nigga.
What's the name?
I want whatever nigga for me.
FUBU, nigga.
FUBU, nigga, yo.
FUBU, nigga.
Fuckin' hushpuppies and shit.
Uh-huh.
Ain't no wrong with hushpuppies now.
You don't know about that.
South Pole.
South Pole.
Dickies.
Yo.
You got to marry her for her to be quiet.
That sounds crazy, by the way.
I'm submissive and quiet.
I got to marry you.
I'll do something I never did.
That's what I was stating.
I'm going to talk about shit and state my opinion.
She's going to be quiet and be submissive.
So if I get married, you're not going to get sad.
When you get mad in the marriage, you want to stay quiet too?
If I get mad?
Yeah, she's going to jail.
No, I'm not going to jail.
You said you punched niggas, man.
I did.
In my early 20s.
Either way, man, uh, wait, what'd you go to, was it, uh, for domestic violence?
Yes, DV. Did you get convicted?
No.
You sure about that?
I'm definitely positive.
Okay, they gonna find out.
If you look me up, I don't have a record.
Who called the police?
You or him?
He called the police.
Coco!
No, he beat me to it.
No, he beat me to it.
Coco!
Coco!
Yo!
Whoever called the police first got in jail.
He a snitch.
He was just fucking being a bitch.
He was being a bitch.
I didn't do shit to him.
He was being a bitch.
He was a bitch, man.
He was being a bitch.
Snitch bitch.
Wait, wait.
So what caused the fight?
All I'm saying, niggas, if you got a cop filled.
We're comedians.
They don't have all this energy for the thrift round of fighting, nigga.
Allegedly.
This is a comedy skit.
Allegedly.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's move on.
This is a comedy skit.
This is crazy.
We got some more chats here.
George Washington and Ron or something, nigga.
Oh, my God.
Real World 89. To the black girl twerking with her kids on her...
Who's this?
Uh-oh.
He says to the black girl twerking with her kids on her Instagram page, take that ish down after the show and bring the father back into their lives.
Who's twerking with their kids?
You?
Oh, I got all type of twerking on my goddamn page.
Oh, that's you.
Yeah, that's you.
Yeah, that's you.
Listen, where in the world can do whatever, nigga?
I'm an artist.
I'm an artist.
I can do what I want.
I'm not taking shit down, because guess what?
I'm proud of my kids.
I'm proud of shaking this ass when I'm ready to.
What happened?
Tell them, girl.
What's up?
All right, you know what?
Do it on camera right now.
I'm not doing that.
Let's go, twerk team.
Let's go, twerk team.
I'm not in the mood to do that.
I'm not in the mood, nigga.
I would, but my monthly's on.
I'm sorry.
I'm not in the mood.
She's keeping it a little bit too real.
Yeah, my monthly's on.
Say it on video.
You got it.
We don't need to be good.
Can we all throw the chair, please?
Yo, nigga, stop.
Just burn the chair.
I'm okay.
This ain't the first time.
Just make sure the chair is thrown off the words.
This ain't the first time I've been in this situation.
I can tell you men don't have any women in your life. - Chris? - What?
You said throw the chair.
Hey, yo, listen, man.
What the fuck, man?
She's about to twerk on her period, y'all.
The girls don't complain, man.
Ooh!
Wait, what?
What?
It's not giving blood, bro.
Ooh!
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Wait, did someone say...
No!
Wait, did someone say blood?
We have lost all control.
This is completely up the rails.
I love it.
To the show.
Yeah, let's get it back on the tracks, y'all.
Let's refocus.
Stay focused.
No wonder.
Xander.
Hey, Fiji.
Que lo que?
God so love to meet Dominican women.
Are you going to get triggered like you did last show two years ago?
And hello, Metheny.
I mean, Issa.
Nice to see you again.
What the fuck?
Wait, what did she get triggered about, nigga?
Triggered?
About what?
I can't remember.
I don't remember.
That's too long ago.
She seems like she's a lot of bad triggers.
Slowcho says, when Chris finally joins Twitter.
That is fucking classic.
Oh my god.
Sergeant Dougal says, how are these women pushing 30?
Still trying to figure themselves out.
I was pretty clear about who I am by 16. What's there to figure out?
There it is.
If we all, if all we have are ifs, shoulds, and coulds, then we have nothing.
All that matters is what is.
I swear these 304s don't live in reality.
Yeah, bro, I mean.
I have a response for McDoodle.
Do you see her last name?
Let's go.
Let's go back.
You gotta fucking figure it out by 16. You have no choice.
Fucking McDoodle?
Tell him.
Tell him.
Tell him, sis.
Super duper Johnny.
Get his McDoodle ass out of here.
W Myron Refresh.
Y'all are the homies.
Question for the room.
Why is it that when a woman is broke and down bad, we say she's doing her best?
But when a man is the same...
Said he calls him a bum.
Well, because the burden of performance is on men.
Yeah, the burden of performance is on men.
100%.
Good job.
Bella DePlata says, ladies spell one country and name the continent.
Oh, come on.
That's too much.
That was early.
Y'all shut the fuck up.
Is y'all like fucking history teachers or something?
Nigga, like, let's talk about love and love.
History?
Yeah, we got history teachers in the chair, y'all.
Nigga, been graduated.
The fuck?
Gotta think about shit.
History professionals in the chat and shit.
Motherfucking history, man.
Fake-ass teachers.
Y'all know if you get paid a lot.
Is this a podcast?
Geography.
It's called geography.
Porn stars getting paid more than the teachers.
The fuck?
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah, nigga.
The fuck?
This is why I quit.
Motherfucking laundry.
Oh, this is my meme.
DemosDennis9 says, The girl next to Fresh is the epitome of this meme.
Uh oh.
White girls be like, hey you.
Latinas be like, hola papi.
Asian girls be like, hi there.
And then, the fuck you looking at, nigga?
Damn.
I'm definitely the fuck you looking at, nigga.
I'm definitely that.
Stereotypes.
I'm definitely that.
Alright, Blackest Panther.
Ladies, think about this question.
That's what you did there.
If you lived in a matriarchal society, do you think women would make laws to protect men?
Like men have currently made laws to protect women?
Question mark.
If so, what laws do you think men would need to protect them from women?
Black as panther, you should know better, bro.
Yeah, come on, bro.
We clearly know you ain't the smartest panther.
Thank you, though.
Are you watching the same show I'm watching?
That's what I'm saying.
Thank you, though, bro.
Fresh's dog girl next refresh so ran through she rain them come.
Oh, God, bro.
Come shot deflectors.
Oh my god That's fine.
You ain't never had you bet tell him he's got a small We the dogs I hope so One I finally caught an illegal stop influencer good riddance ladies, which if you vote of Donald Trump Well, who vote in the last election?
Anybody?
Well, the girls, sir.
Oh.
You did?
Anybody else vote?
Nobody?
Good job.
Who'd you vote for?
That's why Kamala lost.
Good job.
Who'd you vote for?
Lex is over.
It's fine.
Uh-oh.
I voted for neither.
I voted for the third party.
Who was?
He...
I don't know.
I just...
I didn't...
So...
Let me tell you why I didn't vote for either.
I... No, but who did you vote for?
That's what we're asking.
I don't know.
I just did the third party.
Yeah, third party.
I didn't do research on the third party because I did research about the two main candidates and I didn't like either of them.
So I was not going for either of those candidates.
The only option I really had to do instead of writing in another person's name is go for the third party.
So I checked off the extra box.
That's what I did.
So you went and spent your time to go vote for somebody?
My mom forced me.
If she didn't...
She literally forced me to go do it and teach me that it's my right to do it and I should do it because it's a right as a woman and it's our city.
She voted for Trump.
Smart mom.
Smart mom.
Because she didn't like him.
Don't you know Myron Trump's a racist?
That's not why.
That's not why.
Okay, why didn't you vote for him?
Here we go.
I think this whole election was bullshit.
To be honest, both parties had extreme faulties in it.
And how they...
The Democratic Party...
Name one faultie for both.
The Democratic Party pushed Carmilla, however you pronounce her name.
Sorry for that.
Carmilla?
Whatever, I don't care.
Sorry.
That's a black guy's name.
They pushed her onto the Democratic Party as if we had no other option to push into the Democratic Party when there was actually options.
If you were to actually do the research about it, there were other options that could have been validated, but they didn't have the financial burdens and didn't have the public exposure that these two candidates had.
What were the other options in the Democratic Party?
I don't know their names!
If you did the research, and you ain't doing the research.
I did do my research, but I'm not going to sit here and memorize their names just because...
Just one.
I was doing research on who I think I should be voting for.
I wasn't paying attention to the other facts.
I was just paying attention to the facts that I was reading.
That's all.
Look, look, look.
I think we need to repeal the 19th Amendment.
I don't think women should have the right to vote in America.
Any of you agree with me or disagree with me?
After her statement.
Dude, ain't nobody.
Dude, nobody wants to smoke.
Nobody wants to smoke.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Who here agrees with me that women shouldn't have the right to vote?
Anybody agree?
Who agrees?
Oh, damn.
Okay.
So tell me why women should vote.
The fuck?
Because we're human, too, and we're equal.
The fuck?
Here we go.
I'm just saying, like, why...
Man shouldn't have the damn say-so over the whole world.
Y'all be stupid as shit sometimes any goddamn way.
Y'all can't even pick what pussy you want to be straight in.
Oh, Jesus.
It's all about goddamn pussy.
Goddamn it.
It's all about that goddamn pussy.
We talk about making sandwiches.
Well, I make sandwiches, but y'all still talking about that pussy.
Remember her.
She's on her monthly zone.
Oh, monthly.
Yes, there it is.
What about, well, not you.
Well, you kind of.
All right, why do you think women should vote?
I mean, we have that right.
We work in this country.
We do the same, you know.
Why do you think women should vote?
No comment.
Oh, you don't think they should vote?
No comment.
Okay, she don't think they should vote.
Good.
Yeah, she don't want to upset the sisterhood.
Why do you think women should vote?
Because, like she said, we're human.
So...
No.
Okay, okay, okay.
You want to have a more logical answer?
Yeah.
Because there's criminals that are humans, too, and they can't vote.
Okay, but there's men that are criminals.
You're letting them vote?
No, but...
Well, they can't vote.
They can't...
Yeah, convicted felons can't vote.
Trump then.
He just said the same thing.
He didn't have to.
But Trump is...
And now we know who she voted for, for real.
Now we know who she voted for, for real.
But I'm saying because...
No, because...
In our, like...
It's her turn.
Why should women vote?
We're here to help as well, so if there's somebody that doesn't really...
Help with what, though?
Men can't function without women.
Okay, so why are we here?
Oh my god, here we go.
Okay, why do you think women should vote?
America's a reality TV show.
At this point.
Because it's a TV show.
It really is.
Everything is for clout.
I love asking this question, bro.
I swear you gotta get answers from me.
Okay, what about you?
Why should women vote?
Obviously, both genders should be able to vote.
Why?
I agree with that.
Because it doesn't make sense if one can't.
And also, men make laws about women's bodies all the time.
Men are the ones making laws about not their own gender's bodies and all this type stuff, so then it's like...
Interesting.
Well, you don't count.
Alright, so let me ask this.
Since all of you think that women should have the right to vote, let me ask you this question.
Have any of you heard of the Selective Service?
Uh-oh.
Say what?
Say what?
The draft.
Ladies, the draft.
Oh, my bad.
Sorry.
Well, none of them knew what it was.
I think that right there in itself tells me why you guys should not have the right to vote.
I didn't hear what you said.
So then what about the men that's trying to be women and transgenders?
Can they vote for us too?
That's on our side.
I'm just saying.
Are you going to take up for them?
Are you going to take up for the transgenders?
Well, here's the thing.
If they're in a selective service, that's different.
And the other thing, too, is that...
Are we on Rumble yet?
No, we're not.
Let's tread carefully here.
Let's go to Rumble now.
It's time to pop the top off this motherfucker.
Come on over, guys.
The selective service ladies is basically enrolling in the draft.
And women, since they don't have to enroll in the selective service, I don't think you guys should have the right to vote.
And also because...
No offense, but...
I kind of wanted to use you as a guinea pig.
Nine out of ten thousand women say that they voted.
They don't know what they're voting for.
They don't understand how politics works.
And you guys, if you do vote, you're a single-issue voter, like she was saying, and you guys only care about abortion.
Or they saw, like, one post.
Oh, my God, I'm going to go vote now.
Yeah.
Single-issue voters.
Single-issue voters, not educated about politics and...
Yeah.
I mean, you guys can't even decide which one to eat.
Why should you decide who our world leader is?
Damn!
Anyway.
Damn!
Anybody have a response to that?
Is there a percentage of how many men voted for the current president?
This is so funny.
They always make it about the men.
Well, I'll tell you this.
If we had to rely on the female vote, Kamala Harris would be president right now.
That's right.
We had to rely on the female vote.
Thank God.
Yeah, the men actually came out and voted this time around.
That's why Trump's in the White House.
Oh.
The men actually showed up.
Good job.
I mean, I'm trying to understand what's happening.
It's actually good that they didn't vote.
I know.
It's a good job.
Where are we at?
We're switching over to Rumble?
We switched over.
We're good.
Alright, um...
Oh, shit!
Oh, man.
Alright, facts!
This nigga really said this?
This bitch literally spawned camp's own kids.
Not sure how any good man is supposed to take that as a strength as opposed to a pattern or poor decision-making.
Goddamn, nigga.
Oh, my God.
That was savage.
Ovary next to Fresh looks like Spongebob in the mouth.
Doesn't matter.
Stop the gap.
That coochie fired him.
Ark Lightning says, W show tonight, WFNF, W Diamond Sharp.
You're all hilarious tonight.
Thank you, Ark.
We try.
50 bucks, by the way.
Appreciate that.
Rico137 goes 30 bucks, says, shout out to Donovan.
This man changed my life.
Donovan, feel free to share my crazy story and how you helped me turn my life around after my divorce.
Absolutely.
Became a whore.
Mario, what?
Well, actually, you're not wrong.
Fresh Update says, wait, what?
Who is this nigga?
Is that you?
Yeah, when I was in the mirror.
Ladies, how come you guys don't go to the gym?
I do.
And the ones that go to the gym just take pics and get nothing done.
Oh, no, I get it done.
Nigga, what you look like under this fucking hashtag?
I wanna know what you know.
I really wanna know.
I knew it.
These niggas be having standards and their fucking mama look like a fat swamp sitting on a wall, some shit.
Humpty Dumpty.
Nigga, look at your mother.
Talk about his mom.
Look at your mother.
Look at your dad.
Cause a lot of these motherfuckers, when you see these fucking people hot body this and that, their fucking parents look like dead ass fucking.
Shit that came up off the fucking ground.
Damn.
Damn.
That's the body of a little woman, by the way.
Yo, she's going in.
No, can they just be all in the comments trolling?
Bitch, if I had a picture for all y'all, rank the shit out of y'all one by one.
Seriously.
And I believe her.
I believe her, too.
She ain't playing.
All right, can we go back to that?
Pull it back up.
Stop being a whale.
Oh, my God.
Let's think about that.
Raise your hand if you go to the gym.
Nigga, you need $5 tip.
Bitch, you ain't got no opinion.
You should have said more than that.
Shut the fuck up.
Now I know why, because they were spamming in the chat when she was talking 225 pounds.
Oh.
I was wondering why the fuck the nigga said that.
She got a cake on her.
Cakes!
Cake, cake, cake.
What's next one?
Somebody said KKK? Cake, cake, cake.
She's stupid.
Colonels.
That nigga Rilla, next to Fresh, is drinking her own Kool-Aid, a.k.a.
Grape Drake.
That enormous gap in between her teeth is allowing too much air to get to that hamster on a wheel of your car.
These niggas are absolutely savage.
You should have said more than fucking $10.
Oh my god.
Fucking Trump lover.
You better not be fucking part of...
Part of the fucking Cubans or whatever.
Bitch, you going back to home too, fucking Trump lover.
Damn, she's got smoke for all of y'all.
Oh, damn.
She's spraying everybody, man.
Everybody catching strays in this bitch.
Question for the Section 8 Weave hooligans.
Oh my God.
Why are Tyler Perry's on the lowest desirable in the dating market?
Even niggas in the hood go out and find non-black girls.
If you can't answer it coherently, which you won't, my answer for y'all with hard facts.
I have one answer.
Lack of fatherhood, by the way, a 20-year-old version of you is significantly more attractive in your 30s than delusion is palpable.
Nigga said, I hope he's palpable.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Nigga, I bet you look just like the nigga holding the mic.
Are you getting pussy?
Oh, shit.
That nigga's eight years old, man.
He ain't getting no goddamn pussy.
Meme is for the charcoal ovary next to fresh.
Anyways, Jamaican ovaries freestyle sounded like a Jamaican nigga going to jump from the Empire State Building onto some mocks.
No, I liked it.
I thought it was cool, man.
It was amazing.
Tell him, Adam.
Your abortion is still alive and it's posting stupid shit on Facebook.
What the fuck, nigga?
Whoa.
That's crazy.
I ain't never seen it.
Goddamn.
Tim Felly Feld says, I'm going to update my question from last episode.
Ladies, what's the difference between a black man and an N-word?
I think he means nigger.
Yes.
Not answering means there's no difference and you think all black men are niggers.
Hard R. Okay.
Yeah.
Chris Rock said it best.
I don't think all black men are niggas, but there is definitely a difference.
When you keep saying, oh, my nigga, my nigga, that's exactly what you're going to get.
So, that's something you have to practice.
Well, I've learned to practice.
I want a black man or, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Yeah, there's clearly a difference between black people and niggas.
Yeah.
It is.
Was that a question?
No, for real, because I said like...
Because you have white people that say nigga, you have everybody say nigga.
Wait, wait, wait.
You probably don't know.
What do you call them?
I mean...
Gringo.
Negritos.
No, if someone is black, like, I'll be calling niggas.
Oh, my God.
She actually said the word.
Oh, my God.
Nigga.
I didn't know.
There's a lot of black people in Honduras.
I'm going to tell you what, man.
We got three people who went viral tonight.
Nigga.
You're going to be on Worldstar, too, tomorrow.
Nigga.
There's a lot of black people in Honduras.
Honduran says N-word.
I said black man, nigga.
He tried to fuck me.
There's a lot of black in Honduras.
What do we got?
A lot of black?
Oh, okay.
A lot.
Yeah, Mo would know that.
Third world pussy nigga, man.
What?
Let's take a password, bro.
man.
Third world pussy.
This nigga beginning at third world pussy, man.
Hey.
Hey, man.
300 pounds of third world pussy, nigga.
All right, shout out to FNF.
Y'all made an episode for every day of the year 365.
Let's go.
Got you, man.
Yes, sir.
W Myron.
Wait, WFNF, W Myron on daily streams, always adding value, which I'll be live tomorrow.
I'm going to probably talk about the crash tomorrow, guys, on the DC plane crash.
Yeah, plane crash.
I was going to talk about some Jews.
No, I'm just kidding.
What do you think is more important, being a mother or having a career?
Uh-oh.
Let's go around the room.
I be feeling like y'all going on my Instagram and trying to comfort me.
Nah.
No, because they...
Who the fuck has...
Who else got kids in here?
Don't nobody else got kids in here but me.
Motherfucker, both is important, okay?
Both is important.
This is my girl right here, man.
She ain't, yo, ain't nobody safe.
She's coming for all of y'all.
All of y'all just still got kids.
Anybody else got no kids?
Literally, I'm shaking a little ass on Instagram.
I don't have a thong on now.
I got on shorts.
Bitch, I'm a human.
I like to dance.
So fucking what, nigga?
It's the same bitches y'all go pay for in the club.
That was easy.
Here we go.
What are you talking about?
Carla.
All right, where are we at?
Carla.
W, Q, and F, F, and F. My brother put on and had that tough convo with me about preserving my value and finding a man.
Oh, this is a girl.
While I'm young.
This one for fresh.
Many and...
Anemone.
Okay.
Many and anemone sees an enemy an enemy.
Like, you've ever heard of a see an enemy?
Yeah.
You have to play on words.
Okay.
This nigga, fresh, he's like, oh, thank God.
Well, I mean, he said it, so.
Wow.
El Scrappy, bring the asteroid.
All right.
All right.
What else?
Anything else?
Nope.
Okay, we'll do questions, and then we'll also give ladies a chance to ask us questions.
I hear Chris in the back stutter, man.
It's like arguing with the girls or some shit.
He's drunk.
You say he's drunk?
Chris went to go, he went to go get more Henny.
Probably.
No, he got the honey.
For the guys on the panel, what's the honest pet peeve?
Stank-ass bruv.
What's that?
For the guys.
Oh, a pet peeve and a woman.
A woman who always has to have a last word.
Like a last word type of bitch.
Like, nope, sorry.
Okay, for you.
We'll let Donald answer these.
Yeah, yeah.
Biggest turnoff during sex.
Ooh.
Oh, boy.
God, Vegas turnover.
I don't think...
If she didn't...
Like, if she didn't shower.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, dude, I've told...
Like, dude, I have...
Yeah.
Like, you'd be surprised.
I'm like, whoa.
Get your ass in the shower.
Real shit.
Like, I have said that shit before.
Get in the shower and then we can do this.
Would you ever go on a date for free food?
Hell yeah.
I would.
Why not?
Okay.
Shit.
I think what he means is with a girl that you don't like.
Yeah.
No.
Because women do it all the time.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
I'm not going.
No, no, no.
Because every girl here has probably been on a date with a guy they don't like, but they went for free food.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
No, that's just not me.
Yeah, I think men are way different with that.
We're not going to go hang out with a girl we don't intend to have sex with.
Unless we want to have sex with her.
Exactly.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
What's your biggest turnoff in a woman and why?
Wow.
Come on, Donovan.
My biggest, they're just, they're just, um, probably women.
Okay, alright.
Um, my biggest, what was it again?
My biggest turnoff in a woman?
I don't know why.
Jesus Christ.
Women who are feminists.
You ask most women, are they feminists?
Most women say no, but they have...
You can just tell.
Dude, five minutes into the conversation, you already know that they're...
I'd argue most modern women today are feminists.
They'll do it covertly, though.
They'll say, I'm not a feminist, but then you ask them things like, why did you vote for Kamala Harris?
Because of abortion.
That right there told me all I need to know.
Chris, go ahead.
She smells.
That's another one.
Yeah, like, if I do, like, the pussy check, right?
For example, if we're gonna fuck, put the hand on, yo, what's up, baby girl?
I'm like, put the hand on what?
You know, like, her pussy.
Underneath, you know what I'm saying?
I was just sure, because you always want girls to grab your dick, which is strange.
Yeah, of course.
Aggressively, Myron.
That's a very strong sense of...
That's after the pussy check, Myron.
Aggressively, Myron.
Aggressively, Myron.
I have a very strong sense of smell, so...
Chris, how do you even word that?
Because you've been saying this for years.
Like, what do you tell her?
Just grab her heart.
Get in the shower.
No, no, no, no.
Cause this nigga has a weird thing.
He wants Gross to grab his dick.
Wait.
Harder.
Grab my dick.
Harder.
Yeah.
Aggressively.
How's it weird, though?
Is that what you say?
Yeah.
Like, grab it harder.
Dude, Chris a freak.
How's it weird?
He's a goddamn freak.
Does it make you hard or are you already hard when you're asking again?
No, like, I'm already hard.
Oh, okay.
You're never gonna ask when you're on top, though.
What the fuck you doing?
Two hands.
Two hands.
Yeah, let's go.
Like, grab it hard.
Squeeze that shit, man.
Ladies, have you ever been asked this to grab it hard?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you have?
What?
Okay.
You got some freaks in the world.
Damn.
Okay.
What about you?
Okay.
Yeah, everyone?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Okay.
Trust me.
What?
Grab it harder is what you get told.
Listen, man.
Chat knows.
I've never said that to him.
I've never either, bro.
Like that's why when Chris first said it I like was memorable here we are Like Chris what the fuck are you talking?
Hey Chris you put us on game Oh my gosh, she wants to grab bro.
I'm telling you why not again very excited man.
It's why I was smiling I just found right I'm smiling No, I look I didn't know You got it The girls are agreeing bro, especially Issa Yeah, you was agreeing like a motherfucker.
We see everything.
Remember, she's the date of nigger that picked...
Sorry.
What?
We're comedians.
What's your biggest red flag about yourself?
So many.
The biggest red flag about myself...
Oh my god, yeah.
I have a lot.
Jesus Christ.
At least you admit it.
I don't know, man.
Jesus Christ.
Probably my temper.
Like, my chili gets running hot real quick.
Like, I'm the dude that has to go outside and take a walk.
And it does not take a walk.
It's just like that.
If you make more than your significant other, do you think she should be submissive?
I do, and she is.
Alright.
Ladies, we're gonna do my favorite part of the show.
Last thoughts about the show.
How was it?
Love it or hate it?
We'll start right here.
How's the show for you?
Hate it, motherfucker!
I love it.
It was best.
Hand to the mic, baby.
Nigga.
I love it.
Because it was best the last time I was here, so I have fun, guys.
Thank you for coming.
What about you?
I loved it.
Every part.
As usual.
Hey, man, just let that nigga down slow, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right.
Don't be too hard on him.
Don't be too hard on him.
I'm taken.
For now.
For now.
Whatever.
Give it another year.
It was cool.
It wasn't really what people said it was.
It wasn't bad.
Damn, we didn't try hard enough.
What did you think it was going to be?
Nothing crazy happened.
I didn't really think anything, but, you know, people were like, oh, they're going to come at you like this, or, you know, just saying bad things about women, like I said before.
But, like, nothing really happened, like, that crazy.
Yeah, nobody got kicked off.
All right, you got to tell us who the girl was that he was with?
Uh-oh.
Bro, she's probably capping, man.
Is it an NS-13?
I think...
The detail is a little, uh, accurate, my friend.
What?
What does that say?
3-3-3.
Oh, okay.
What does the 3-3-3 stand for?
It's my angel numbers.
I see it everywhere.
She's the Aries.
Yeah, Aries, yeah.
Oh, that makes sense.
Wait, do you believe in, uh, like, what is that, numerology?
Of course she does.
Okay.
What's your, like, life path?
Get it?
3-3-3.
Mo Three people?
Hey!
That's math, baby!
So wait, are you religious or do you believe in numerology?
No, I'm not religious.
She's the Aries.
Are you Jewish?
I mean, I don't study the numbers.
I'm just like Spiritual, kind of.
Not religious.
I'm not religious, but I think the universe has me on the right track.
I know what she is.
You smoke weed?
No.
Okay.
Shrooms?
You know what, Myron Fresh, Donovan?
She's delusional.
Yeah, we're all like a little bit delulu in our heads.
All of us.
Delulu.
Especially you.
So you, okay, so you admit that, so are you saying numerology is delusional?
No.
So what are you saying then?
He said I'm delusional.
I said we're all a little bit delulu in our heads.
All of us.
Why black dudes, though, man?
Don't you feel a little dirty?
I like it all.
You like it all?
I'm sure she does.
I don't mind.
I don't mind really what race somebody is.
Yeah, but you certainly have your preferences.
Is it GR? No.
Oh, okay.
I can't.
So you're an equal opportunity employer?
DEI. Yeah, but she gives certain dudes more opportunities than others.
Let's just keep it real.
Black guys or Latin guys?
Those are like the two.
No whites?
They're boring.
That's a no.
Chinese?
Good.
There it is.
They're boring.
That's why.
She went from a Caucasian woman to a white girl.
Just like that.
Oh, slash in the chat.
That's unacceptable.
Just like that.
Don't worry.
Shout out to mustache, nigga.
Nigga, you're black.
Me?
What are you?
Oh.
I just think it's black.
Oh, wait, me?
Yeah, you're black, bro.
We're all black here, man.
Not according to Twitter.
I've been studying some World War II history.
BBC gang is in the patriotic there.
And what does BBC mean, Fresh?
Bigger, better confidence.
I think all men can align, become better alike.
Love it, love it.
Doesn't matter if you're white, Asian, Caucasian.
It doesn't matter.
Even if you're white, you can have a BBC. You can have a BBC, yes.
Absolutely.
Bigger, better confidence.
All right.
Nah, nigga.
Only for niggas.
What about you?
I was going to say, the Jews are in there too, man.
Big Bad Cabal.
I mean, they could be.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Listen, we love everybody.
Hey, we're on Robo, man.
I got to give my shot to it.
Yeah, for real.
We're comedians.
That nigga just said, are you Jewish?
It's a comedy skit.
Hey, man, she said numerology.
I had to ask, bro.
That's what the niggas do, man.
They believe in black magic and numerology and shit.
I just had to ask.
We love everybody.
We're comedians.
What about you?
Yes, comedians.
Next thing you know, she's giving out loans and shit with eye interest.
Oh, my God.
All right, what about you?
It was good.
Eskimo sister.
Sorry, Eskimo brothers.
London.
Yo, family reunion has got to be weird.
Do you see him ever?
Who we introducing?
You don't see him ever?
Are they Dominican too?
He's partially Dominican.
The other guy's like Jamaican or some shit.
And they're cousins?
Well, I don't know how they...
Father or something.
Okay.
Are they really close to each other?
Are they close?
Yeah.
For the most part, for what I see, yeah.
Damn, that's fucked up.
I mean, no, it's not, man.
We wish you the best.
I've never heard of Eskimo Cousins.
This is the first time for everything.
I mean, it happens in the air.
What about you?
I enjoyed my time on here.
I mean, I like hearing new perspectives, and it got a little heated.
She was a little too quiet, man.
Yeah.
On purpose.
She didn't want that smoke.
She didn't rock the boat.
Every time I made these racist comments, she smiled.
Uh-oh.
The brothers ain't all like that too much.
You got a Klan hood somewhere?
No.
Yes.
She likes the brothers, man.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she has a Mud Shark.
Never mind.
Can't do it.
She fucks Nika's job.
No.
No?
You never...
Come on, don't lie.
Oh, stop it.
No?
You have never had sex with a black dude?
No.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Okay, let's go.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
Alright, good, good.
I've never.
Good, keep it that way.
I'm open to it, though.
Good.
Yes, sir.
You fucked it up.
Yeah!
Listen, we need to change that.
Shut up.
We need to change that.
We need to change that.
No, we need to change that.
No, we need to Actually, Myron likes to donate to the church in the non-profit organizations.
Ain't that right, Myron?
Well, if she said yes, I would immediately disqualify her because that makes her a nigger fucker.
I mean...
What?
I mean...
I'm just fucking around, bro.
BBC, bro.
I'm just fucking around, BBC. God, bro.
Mario, you gotta see for yourself.
Hey, we're a rebel, nigga.
I gotta say what I... I gotta give them their money's worth while we're here, nigga.
We're comedians.
I gotta say all the shit that I can't say on YouTube.
I understand.
We're comedians.
We are comedians.
We are comedians.
We are.
Yeah.
Shout out, Detox.
Yo, yo.
I think Detox is threatening these people.
This nigga puts them in a...
This nigga ties him up before the show.
I'm gonna let you on the show.
If you don't fucking shout me out, I'm gonna fuck you up, bitch.
He don't say nothing in the back.
He's very particular about those girls.
And so you ask him their name, they're like, shout out Detox.
Shout out Detox.
I'll tell you this, he makes some good girls, man.
No, he does.
Shout out to him.
He does.
He does bring something.
Great guy.
Ratchet Chicks, too, but still, it's great entertainment.
It's a good show.
Ratchet for people, too, Maureen.
I don't think this is going to be beating them, bro.
Nah.
What?
Hey, shout him out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maureen.
He's a man of standards.
He's from Chicago, though.
He's a great guy.
And in Spanish, from Chicago, they've got to be a little bit more...
Aggressive.
Aggressive, yeah.
To combat all the niggatry.
Oh my god.
Hey, man.
We're on rumble.
We're comedians.
Come on, man.
You are a great sport.
Thank you.
And your singing skills are amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
I definitely had a good time, though.
I really like you guys.
It was fun.
I laughed the whole time.
It was amazing.
Thank you for coming.
That was a fun time coming here.
What'd you say?
Interconnectually?
Oh, no.
She doesn't want to go there.
She don't want to go there, bruh.
Short and sweet.
I had a good time.
You mentioned that you were Russian, German, and what else?
Italian, Irish, and Colombian.
Yeah, white girl.
That's a lot of parents.
Who's the coolest German that's ever lived?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No, no.
Oh, my God.
Are you trying to get this girl put on work?
No.
Is she asking her a question?
No.
Michael Bollick.
It's good.
Thank you, Michael Bollick.
Yeah, Michael Bollick football player.
Yeah.
Sucker player.
There you go.
Oh, you know about Michael Bollick?
Miroslav Klose, Oliver Kahn.
What about you?
Oh, but she was quiet for 15 minutes.
I know!
What happened?
My girl disappeared!
But anyways, besides the peeing, I love the show.
You guys are doing a great job.
Thank you.
I love it.
And I love being competitive.
This one here, I like him.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, not like that.
We like you, too.
Would you smash?
Yeah, would you smash?
Would you smash?
Uh-oh.
I think she would.
No.
Give him some of that fire-ass pussy.
Give him some of that love.
No, I won't because you're a handsome guy.
I don't go off looks or nothing like that.
I am a racist.
It seems like it, but either way go, you're a nigga racist because you're definitely black, but whatever.
He cool, though.
He cool, he cool.
We'll go back to work all day.
He cool.
But cannot be now?
Shit.
Is that what we're going to say?
Yes.
We're from our sponsor, but Donovan, where can I find you?
We're from our sponsor after doing that?
It's funny, we lost most of our sponsors.
I don't know how long this is going to last.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, you guys can find me on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.
Onlyfans.com slash DonovanSharpXOXO.
Heart emoji.
Totally kidding.
But yeah, this was a great time.
It's always a good time to come here and chop it up with you guys.
I always learn a little bit more when I get here.
That's for sure.
Thank you for coming, man.
Absolutely.
And also, so you guys know, free event, February 22nd, man.
Get in there, man.
It's absolutely free.
Just be a Castle Club premium member, and you get it for free.
Or if you're a regular Castle Club member, you can go in and get it for free.
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Last chat.
Yeah!
Please don't.
BBC gang.
Last chat's here.
Last chat.
Okay.
Cam Toon's Eye says, if she twerks around the clock...
Then she belongs to the whole block.
Female hypergamy has no equality, boundaries, or sympathy.
So clap the cheeks violently and make the noise shake rapidly.
Make the hole shake rapidly.
It's pretty short, but it's for the best cause.
Women deserve less.
Oh, you're funny, bro.
Grow next to Fresh.
Why you look like a gap-toothed hippo with a burnt-up weave?
This nigga, bro.
That's some assholes, man.
You are gay as shit.
There you go.
There it is, there it is.
And up your tip, nigga.
Up your tip, up your tip.
Moe, what are you supposed to be?
Jew Moe, what are you doing, nigga?
Yeah.
Up your tip.
You should've up the minimum.
I did.
See, when I tell you to be a Jew, you can't even be a proper Jew, man.
They've been on my ass all night.
Now y'all know it's not me.
Alright, now that we're on Rumble, to the niggerilla next to Walter, your black single with two kids.
Goddamn, you're fucked for life.
I'll open at $3 because you niggas ain't worth shit.
That your baby daddies are black.
And I say daddies because you bitches fuck any nigga.
Damn, Trump in the office?
Y'all motherfuckers so fucking racist.
It's okay, though.
It doesn't matter.
I can buy 10 of you, bitch.
Fuck out of here with your alpha female bullshit.
This nigga, bro.
I can buy 10 of you.
God damn it.
These niggas are savage.
I like your tip, though.
Say some more.
120. Shout out to Cast Club Clan with the $120 tip with the fucking Elon doing the fucking thing.
You know what time it is.
Throw those little slashes in there.
Stop the gap.
The girl next to Fresh, you know these two kids with your abortion rate was 100%.
Damn nigga.
When they realize who you are, they're gonna abort themselves eventually.
The color of your shirt is fitting.
You remind me of a septic tank?
Oh my god.
Damn.
Since I've been dumping their loads in you for so long, you're overflowing with shit.
Do the world a favor in transition.
Oh my god.
And my dick is probably bigger than yours.
And I know for a fact that my dick is bigger than yours.
That's why you're riding it so hard, fucker.
These niggas hate women like me, but it's okay because I'm going to stay on my fucking ground and all you niggas can suck it.
Tell them, queen.
Run the back.
Oh, shit.
Suck it from the back.
Okay.
That was...
All right.
We'll be back tomorrow, guys.
5 p.m.
Mario Gaines X. We're going to be talking about the crash.
We're going to be talking about politics.
I'll cover a bunch of other stuff.
And we're going to be covering news and commentary.