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	you.
	And we are live What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Hit Podcast.
	After hours, this is your journey with some lovely ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go!
	What can you do?
	How many cares, bro?
	Get out.
	It's the night.
	Gonna happen.
	In the night.
	No control.
	F*** out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	All right, we're back. we're back.
	And we are back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Freshly Podcast.
	After hours this year, we're joined with, what, six, seven lovely ladies?
	Six.
	So, quick announcement before we get into the show.
	What do we got here?
	We had a show earlier.
	Yes, we did a show earlier.
	Helen Anderson.
	Zoom call.
	Yeah.
	Guys, we got a link below.
	If you guys want to join Kess Club for free and get on the email list, we got a link there.
	You can watch the show from there.
	Obviously, you're not going to get access to Zoom calls and everything else like that, but you're able to go ahead and Be a member of the Cows Club and see when we stream and everything.
	And when we do live streams like this, where we're on YouTube and Rumble, etc., you can go ahead and join and look in the chat, which is pretty basic.
	It's hilarious.
	They use memes and everything else like that.
	And then also, you get prioritized if, you know...
	I'm going to donate to the show and get involved.
	You've got a couple options.
	If you're watching on Rumble, you can Rumble Rant In.
	If you're watching on YouTube, you can go FNFSuperChat.com, which you guys can see right there.
	I think I'm pointing at it.
	Yeah, right there.
	And that gets you involved with the TTS as well.
	Or you can donate on Cats Club, and then we get you guys in through that way.
	So whichever way you guys want to do it.
	It's fine.
	But yeah.
	And then we're going to be acting to...
	Sophie 304, which is going to be funny.
	Sophie no rain.
	Yeah, Sophie no rain.
	Yeah, definitely no rain.
	And then what else?
	We could, and then actually, all the chats are going to be shown on screen, but I think we're going to read, is there, what, five minutes?
	Yeah.
	Well, now it's ten.
	Alright, so now it's 10 and up.
	Y'all are smart.
	You guys got a bunch of chats in now, so we'll go ahead and read some of them.
	Every single chat will be shown on screen, as usual, guys.
	We're only going to read 10 and up from this point forward, but we'll read the ones that came in before.
	I'll read the chats first, and then we'll go ahead and have the girls introduce themselves.
	What do we got?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Castle Club is 10. F&M Super Chat is 20. Alright.
	Cricks left.
	Ladies, would you rather go on a date with McDonald's with a millionaire or a date at a fine dining restaurant with a regular dude than be Fresh's Cousin?
	So would you rather go on a date at McDonald's with a millionaire or a date at a fine restaurant with a regular dude?
	Is that in the photo?
	Yeah, it is actually.
	What the?
	Elon Musk, Trump.
	It's all fresh.
	Wait, it's all fresh.
	What the hell?
	Yeah, it's all fresh, bro.
	My bad.
	Alright, chat niggas, because fresh on no, I have to do intros, okay?
	So, shout out to the chat, shout out to the girls.
	I'm just saying, you know, Bill's busy right now, so...
	Hey, Chris is here, activated early, you know, I'm just saying.
	We may have a show Friday.
	Stay tuned.
	I'm still trying to work out the kinks.
	It's Art Basel week.
	Three or fours have to be three or fours.
	But listen to Kevin.
	Find me on Twitch and IG. Speaking of which, for those that are wondering, Art Basel is like a big yearly event that always comes here in December.
	It's like a big art thing.
	Yeah, every year.
	Speaking of, Chris, before you get destroyed off the Henny, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood could chuck wood, right?
	I don't know the saying, bro!
	Like, if I was reading it, I would get it.
	Like, I don't know what I'm saying.
	Before he's drunk, you know what I mean?
	Or what, something for and after?
	Yeah, I gotta do it after, because it's gonna be even funnier when I do it after.
	He gets lit.
	Shout out to Chris, man.
	Okay, let's go ahead and pull up some of these chats, or do we have Netflix?
	Okay, we got bills now?
	Alright, I'll read some of these chats, guys.
	Question.
	Who gets grape more in the U.S., men or women?
	Facts.
	Men suffer grape at three times the rate than women.
	It's done in prison and it's just never talked about until that's the next feminist victim.
	Well, I'll tell you this, bro.
	I am going to be debating Dean Withers, who pretty much is a feminist, a wokey leftist.
	Yeah.
	We're figuring out where the venue is going to be.
	I think I'm going to push to make it on Culture War with Tim Kass, Tim Pool.
	Let me know.
	So we'll see what happens as a neutral media ground.
	But yeah, you know, that's all I do is debate liberals, man.
	So this is going to be hilarious.
	What else we got?
	Speedy.
	If feminists like to say, men shouldn't have a say about my body, my choice, then women shouldn't have a say if men say something like, my dating preference, my dating choice.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	That's different.
	He probably said some crazy shit.
	I got this morning.
	You got...
	What was that?
	Oh, okay.
	He talked about that?
	Okay.
	W Castle Club.
	Ladies, tell us your weight and body count of the lady to your right.
	Oh, shit.
	We haven't done this one in a minute.
	But okay, we can do it.
	We can start right here.
	So you're going to guess a girl to your right, weight, and body count.
	How many sexual partners she's had?
	So go ahead, look to your right, and then take a guess.
	I say 180 and 3, body count.
	Okay.
	Don't forget to correct her if you want.
	It's up to you.
	No, that's good.
	Thanks.
	I don't know, like 110 and 4, maybe?
	130. Oh, love that.
	Is body count true?
	Yeah.
	That's a cat, bro.
	Only four?
	Yeah.
	Stop the cat!
	Okay, what about you?
	Tell her.
	Yeah.
	135 and 5. She's like, fuck no.
	Okay.
	Is it true or not?
	Is it accurate?
	Sure.
	You, 90, and...
	Wait, 90 pounds?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	Why don't you hear her?
	She was chucking off as a guy too hard.
	Oh!
	Not too much.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I'm talking, man.
	I'm talking.
	Not too much.
	We met a girl on the show with a cast?
	Not too much.
	I think so.
	It happened yesterday.
	We were doing a TikTok.
	I busted my ass and...
	And now it's broken.
	What kind of the fuck is that?
	What kind of...
	Don't even...
	Upside down, horizontal type shit?
	What was that?
	Yeah, what were you guys doing that got you...
	A dance?
	...broken arm?
	Was it the Tupac song?
	No, it was...
	It was one where you, like, go and pick up the girl and put it on her shoulder.
	Who the fuck did you pick up?
	I know that.
	Me.
	Who knows it?
	Yeah.
	You picked her up?
	I picked her up.
	And you dropped her?
	It was on purpose.
	That's fucked up, man.
	You should have broken arm, too.
	Oh, so you tried to pick her up, and you dropped her?
	Yeah.
	It wasn't all perfect.
	Bro, that's an elf friend.
	Wait, she's your friend?
	Hey, it's not an elf friend if I was in the hospital the whole time.
	Yeah.
	Well, you put her there.
	I shot you, buddy.
	Yeah, I shot you, buddy.
	My bad, bro.
	I shot her up to the funeral.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right, so your guess was 90 pounds and what?
	Seven?
	Seven.
	All right.
	104.5.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	One body count.
	And...
	Bruh.
	That's your friend, man.
	Come on, man.
	It's because I know.
	She only has one.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	For real, I just lost her recently.
	Yeah.
	To who?
	Her boyfriend.
	My boyfriend.
	Man.
	How old are you?
	Eighteen.
	Oh, that's weird.
	Maybe.
	I lost it like three days after my birthday.
	That nigga was waiting.
	I can't wait!
	Eighteen, let's fucking go, bitch!
	Woo!
	Off the chain!
	She's legal now!
	Let's go!
	All right.
	Awesome.
	Okay.
	Is she correct?
	Yeah.
	What weight?
	Weight like 115. 130. 120. Durag Myron, tip $35.
	I know y'all a lie.
	You must be using kilograms.
	Oh shit man, using kilos.
	Now you guess her because she was the one that went first.
	Like 130. Like four.
	Yeah, I'm right.
	Man, that's a gross.
	Have you noticed, right?
	It's a multiple number.
	Yeah, they all do it.
	And they're like, sure.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah, I'll take that.
	Okay.
	It's like a fucking sale out here, man.
	Alright, what do we got up next?
	Guys, get your chats in now, man, before it goes up.
	Your up-step father...
	Ladies, do you think that the number of intimate partners a woman affects her chance of sustaining a long-term relationship?
	If so, what number do you think is too high?
	Myron, use your sticky technology.
	WFresh304SnowBunnySlayer.
	Okay.
	So, ladies, do you think...
	The number of sexual partners a woman has affects her chances of being able to be on a long-term relationship.
	Yes or no?
	And if yes, what number do you think is too high?
	We can start here since we started here last time.
	It doesn't affect it?
	And then, what number is too high for body count, you think?
	A boy?
	Yeah.
	No, for a girl.
	For a girl.
	We're talking strictly women.
	More than 10. Okay.
	More than 10. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	I think she thought we were talking about men.
	No.
	Does it affect a woman's ability to be in a long-term relationship having high bodies?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Is there a limit, then?
	For a girl?
	Yeah.
	More than 10. I mean, less than 10. Wait, what?
	If you have more than 10, then okay, you're overdoing it.
	But I thought you said it doesn't affect it.
	It doesn't, but...
	You can't say it doesn't affect it, it doesn't have a limit.
	You can't look both ways.
	Well, she's 18, so I mean...
	No, but she's saying two different things, so...
	It's contradictory, yeah, buddy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So it's only if you say, yeah.
	You're saying no, so it doesn't matter.
	The second question doesn't apply.
	All right.
	So, okay.
	But interesting how she said no, but then she still had a limit.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	No.
	No?
	It doesn't affect it.
	No.
	So a woman can have 100 body counts and still be able to be in a long term relationship?
	Yeah, for sure.
	You do too.
	You just said 10 a second ago.
	Whose mans is this, man?
	I don't know, bro.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	It could, I think so.
	Depending on the person and the amount of body counts.
	But I think over 15 is a little much.
	So yes, and 15 is the number for you?
	Yes.
	So it can affect their ability to be in a long-term relationship in 15's account?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't think so.
	I think if you're able to emotionally detach, then you should be able to move on.
	Isn't that like a bad thing sometimes?
	Yeah.
	It depends on whether or not the relationship was good or not.
	Okay.
	Okay, so no.
	There is no limit.
	Yeah, no.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	Um, I don't, I agree with her.
	I don't think that there's, like, a limit.
	It just depends on the type of connection that you form with whatever partner it is that you meet.
	So 300 bodies versus three bodies, doesn't matter.
	I mean, honestly, personally, I don't have so many bodies, but, like, it is what it is.
	Chris, I believe her, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Oh, yeah, you're right.
	Well, that's not nice.
	Well, I got you.
	Oh, thank you.
	Those fucking assholes, man.
	No.
	So, you're saying that body count doesn't matter for a long-term relationship then?
	I don't.
	Personally, I don't think it does.
	You don't think so?
	All right.
	I don't think so.
	All right.
	So, there's no limit that's enough.
	Because, ladies, remember, if you're saying no, you're basically saying that there is no amount.
	I mean, I guess they're like 300 if you really want to be that crazy.
	I don't know if you...
	Because you're going in absolutes.
	But you're going in absolutes.
	I don't know.
	You're going in absolutes.
	I'm going to ask a question one more time.
	I'll give you all a chance because you guys don't understand a question.
	Guys don't have a limit.
	We're talking about women.
	We're talking strictly women.
	If we don't talk men next, we can.
	The question is this, ladies.
	It's very simple.
	Does a woman's sexual partner history count affect her ability to be in a long-term relationship?
	If the answer is yes, that means clearly there's a number.
	What is that number for you?
	If the answer is no, then that means that there is no limit.
	I'm going to go back one more time.
	You said no before.
	Are you sticking with that answer?
	One body versus a thousand.
	Same.
	Alright.
	Stick with your former answer.
	Still.
	Okay.
	One body versus one thousand.
	The same.
	You said yes.
	Yes.
	And you said fifteen is your number.
	You said no.
	I understand.
	Stick with that.
	One versus one thousand.
	Fine.
	You?
	No.
	Okay, 1 versus 1,000, fine.
	Yeah.
	I just think it depends on who it is.
	I just think it's easier to detach if you have a few bodies.
	Like, you won't care too much about a relationship, in my opinion.
	But, I don't know.
	So...
	What?
	Yes or no.
	The question is, again...
	What the fuck?
	Does a woman's body count affect her ability to be in a long-term relationship?
	Yes or no?
	And if yes, what is that number?
	And if no, then it doesn't matter.
	Okay, then no.
	No.
	Okay.
	So she can have one body versus 1,000.
	She can still be in a long-term relationship.
	No problem.
	I feel like the guy would have more of a problem than the girl.
	But no, she would not have a problem attaching.
	Okay.
	I have a question for you.
	Let's say your son was going to marry a girl with 300 bodies.
	Is it still okay?
	Right here.
	As long as she doesn't have any diseases, I don't think it's a problem.
	Okay.
	For you?
	I think it depends on the content of her soul and who she is as a person.
	Just generally speaking.
	I'm saying I would have to, in order for me to create an opinion over my son's significant other, I would have to get to know her instead of going and being like, oh, well, she's a ho, so fuck her.
	200 bodies is crazy, though.
	I mean, some people do.
	They gotta do what they gotta do.
	I mean, you can't...
	Hey, listen, we're no one to judge.
	And that's your son?
	I don't have children, but yeah.
	Okay.
	For you?
	No.
	Wouldn't matter?
	Nope.
	I honestly think that it would depend on my son.
	If he's fine with it, then I have no reason to go ahead and be like, no.
	How much is your body count again?
	Five.
	Can you imagine if it was 300?
	You have a lot of time if it's 300, first of all.
	Okay, what about you?
	300 is too much.
	I would advise him to look for somebody else.
	Okay, what about you?
	It wouldn't matter.
	No?
	300 broken arms?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	It wouldn't matter.
	That's a lot of dicks, man.
	That's a lot of dicks.
	Interesting.
	Very, very interesting.
	That's what they like.
	That's what they like.
	And guys, get your chats in while you can, bro.
	Like I said, we're putting everything on the screen.
	But we're only reading 10 and up right now.
	CastleCup20 on RumbleRants and or FNFSuperChat.com.
	Yes.
	What else do we got here?
	And if you guys want to go ahead and do TTS, 35 bucks.
	Ladies.
	Would you want your future son to marry someone with your amount of trauma and bodies?
	One.
	And then two, if no, why would anyone's son marry you?
	Well, okay, ladies, I think this is kind of self-explanatory, but would you want your future son to marry someone with your current amount of trauma and bodies?
	Yes or no for you?
	Trauma, no.
	It's hard to deal with sometimes.
	Okay, so you wouldn't want your son to marry a woman with your trauma and bodies?
	It's a lot, no.
	Me, I'm fine, but I'm just saying a lot of trauma is bad.
	Yeah, but would you want your son to marry a woman that has your level of trauma?
	He'll be fine, yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Um...
	No.
	Question mark?
	I'm so sorry, I blanked out for a second.
	What were you asking?
	I'm so sorry, I literally just blanked out.
	Wait, hold on.
	Got you.
	Keeping it simple, would you want yourself to marry someone like you?
	Sure, I guess.
	See, the answer sure is very telling.
	Sure.
	Yes or no?
	Okay.
	Sure.
	I think yes.
	My trauma isn't crazy, so.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	Yeah?
	No.
	Why no?
	Niggas in a cheddar asses, man.
	Why no?
	Yo, yo, no.
	He'll be fine.
	He'll be fine.
	Why no?
	My trauma's really, like, fucked up, so I wouldn't want my son.
	You've been there a lot, huh?
	Wait, wait.
	How old are you?
	19. Broken arm.
	Broken dreams.
	Why do I keep coming for her arm?
	Because it's obvious.
	It's right there.
	How many bodies are?
	TikTok star.
	Wait, body count?
	Body count?
	I don't care.
	It's just based on someone.
	How much do you have, though?
	At 19?
	And what about it?
	What about it, Chris?
	Oh, shit, damn.
	Dale, come back.
	What about it?
	What about it?
	She was fucking more than me at that age.
	That was the first day of shit.
	Well, Chris, it makes sense, but yeah.
	How many do you have now?
	Yeah, how many do you have?
	How many do you have now?
	Thor about now.
	Exactly.
	Chris, you said it on air a million times.
	You shouldn't judge me from my past.
	Listen, we don't judge.
	Chris, you said it a million times on air, bro.
	It's fine too early, man.
	We listen, we don't judge.
	Alright, man.
	Alright, nigga skirt.
	Okay, what about you?
	What was the question again?
	Yeah, bro.
	Stupid.
	Yo.
	Would you want your son to marry somebody?
	Marry someone like you.
	No, we got the IQ test, nigga.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	Nah, bro.
	It's obvious, bro.
	Yes or no?
	Doesn't matter.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	We're just gonna move forward.
	Alright.
	What do we got here?
	Fresh updates.
	Oh my god.
	Wait, what?
	Oh my god.
	Bro.
	What's that from again?
	I'm scared.
	That's Momo.
	Momo, yeah.
	Momo.
	From what?
	The scary thing.
	The little meme.
	What the fuck?
	Ladies, would you rather press a button that resets your body count back to zero or win a million dollars?
	Okay.
	We'll start here.
	Concentrate!
	Focus!
	Would you rather press the button that resets your body count to zero or win a million dollars?
	Okay.
	Win a million dollars.
	Okay.
	A million dollars.
	Okay.
	A million dollars.
	A million dollars.
	Cooked.
	Alright, what do we got next?
	Fresh, I would love to see the rapper you met at TwitchCon, Thug Shells on After Hours.
	Also, Myron, please tell the story on how you approached Angie and how you all hooked up.
	By the way, that was a 70 bucks tip on, um, 77. Don't sell.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Shout out to you, Don't Sell.
	No, the Marco family.
	The rapper...
	Yeah, there's a girl that wrapped TwitchCon.
	She's pretty good, actually.
	Thug shells.
	She's pretty good.
	You give her a word, she wraps a whole, like, verse.
	It's pretty good, actually.
	She's pretty good.
	I'll give her an 8 out of 10. I was actually impressed.
	Hold on.
	Put up a video.
	Nah, man.
	Bro, female rappers are trash, bro.
	You know this.
	She's good, though.
	She's good.
	If I'm saying she's good, she's good, bro.
	Trust me.
	That's not true.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	I was impressed.
	You were there, right?
	I saw it, too.
	Alright, let's move on.
	Who's up next?
	So he's trying to tell me every guy rapper is good.
	I said female rappers are trash.
	Not Nicki Minaj.
	Okay, she's talented.
	Cardi B is trash.
	Big Lotto.
	They're all trash.
	Great talks on CC Zoom.
	Call y'all.
	Free niggas.
	Sign up right now.
	I'll shout out to you, Demetrius Raps.
	Let's start this off right.
	This will get a good feel of the panel.
	What's your credit score?
	Be honest.
	We listen and we won't judge.
	All right, we can do a credit score real quick.
	And just so you guys know, click the link below, guys.
	Join the email list.
	Get on the Castle Club free side.
	And, you know, get some of the value on the side.
	We do have a free Zoom call in two weeks.
	Yeah.
	So you guys can go ahead and get in there on the free Zoom call for you broke niggas.
	All right.
	Let's start here.
	Yeah.
	What's your credit score?
	I honestly don't know.
	All right.
	Okay.
	680. All right.
	Okay.
	640. All right.
	600. I cough, I cough.
	I'm not American.
	What are you?
	Dominican?
	I knew that.
	So I don't care about stuff like that.
	Should go back to DR, nigga.
	Yeah, I know she's Dominican, but who much is it?
	I was like, yeah, you're Dominican.
	Alright, what about you?
	675. Alright.
	She doesn't have one.
	Zero.
	Okay.
	No, take 50 points away from that.
	That's probably the real credit card.
	Alright, there you guys go.
	Credit card reading.
	Yeah, credit card, yeah.
	What do you got up next?
	Myron, congrats on the move to more higher IQ content.
	Can we get a deep dive into Trump's cabinet picks?
	Cash Patel, Tulsi, RFK. Also, can you get the gals to say who they voted for?
	Sure.
	I covered a bunch of Trump's cabinet picks.
	It's on Castle Club, guys.
	I have to take the stream down because there was something crazy.
	Whatever.
	Whatever.
	There was some crazy on screen at this place.
	So you guys gotta...
	It's nothing that bad.
	But I was like, you know what?
	I'm gonna err on the side of caution.
	So it's on Castle Club, guys.
	It's not a YouTube or anything else like that.
	Castle Club.
	But yeah, I've given my whole pick on P-Hexeth, Cash Patel, all that stuff.
	Hell, I even have a clip on Freshly Fit Right Now Clips where I talked about Cash Patel, why he should be AG versus Director of FBI. But anyway, let's go ahead and get some...
	Who voted, first of all?
	Raise your hands.
	Damn, only one.
	Oh, wow.
	Alright, who'd you vote for?
	Kamala.
	How do we not know this?
	That's your opinion.
	Just saying.
	Alright, what was the main reason you voted for her?
	What were the most important things to you that you said?
	You know what, she's a better candidate.
	Honestly, I don't respect a person that doesn't respect me or my family.
	I came from...
	I'm a child of an immigrant, so I would be definitely stopping that from other people.
	So, not my...
	Where's your family from, where is it?
	Cuba.
	Okay.
	And then they moved to New York.
	So you're a first generation?
	Yes.
	So you were born here?
	Are your parents citizens yet, or no?
	No, of course.
	Alright.
	Okay, so you don't like the immigration policy.
	Was that the only reason you voted for Kamala?
	I could say he's gonna deport so many people, and that is not great.
	But what if they're here illegally?
	I can say, like I said, a lot of people are born from immigrants, so you would be taking away a chance from someone that could be great.
	Or it could be a criminal.
	That too, but a lot of times they make more money than a lot of people.
	They actually have businesses.
	So now you want to take our jobs?
	Not really.
	They make their own jobs.
	They make their own jobs.
	I understand what you're saying as far as immigrants coming here and succeeding, but they're here illegally and they're breaking the law.
	Well, if they make the chance to try to get their citizenship, it's a different story.
	But I guess you're right with that.
	Yeah, so you think it's fair that they're here, cut the line, came here illegally, and there's people that are waiting to come here legally and they can't?
	Honestly, you gotta get it how you get it.
	Break the law, nigga.
	Okay.
	Get it how you get it.
	You had a home, right?
	You had a home business.
	You sold maybe like empanadas.
	People came into your establishment for free and ate your empanadas when it felt like.
	That's different.
	You gotta give chances to people who actually want it.
	You know what?
	Nevermind.
	I'm gonna stop it there.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	So you voted for Kamala basically for lax immigration laws.
	Correct.
	Was that the only reason?
	Or the main reason?
	Well, that and the fact that Trump doesn't respect women.
	You know what?
	You don't think it respects women?
	That's a good point.
	Tell me how.
	What do you mean?
	How did you not respect women?
	The abortion ban, now it's due to everybody's state.
	So if your state doesn't agree with it, then you have to go to another state to do it.
	Everybody's, it's your body, your choice.
	What is that his fault though?
	Can I add something in?
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah, what do you want to say?
	Well, you realize that Roe v.
	Wade, and I'm so sorry, I don't mean to throw an opinion here, but, you know, like, the Roe v.
	Wade was, like, revoked during Biden's term, not during Trump's term.
	Every presidential is two years from the previous president, and then it's the last two years is the president that you're actually with.
	So the policies...
	I just think it's crazy.
	I just, wow, okay.
	Yeah, it basically got delegated to the States, so it wasn't really like...
	Oh, that's what I said.
	Yeah, but like, I mean, that doesn't mean that he hates women.
	Okay, everybody has their own opinion.
	I mean, he has a bunch of women he picked in his cabinet.
	He put Tulsi Gabbards in there.
	He put Pam Bondi as the Attorney General.
	She's going to be the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country.
	As a woman.
	That's great.
	As a female.
	So, I mean, does he really hate women if she has the authority?
	She's going to oversee the FBI, the DEA, the ATF? I don't think she's qualified for that job, but she got it.
	That's awesome for her.
	Diversity.
	I'm happy as hell for that.
	So, does he hate women?
	That's a totally different opinion.
	Equality.
	I would argue that he doesn't hate women if he's given them positions of power like that.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I would rather not talk politics, if that's okay.
	It's always, I'd rather not talk it now!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
	Okay.
	That wasn't included.
	We don't mean to pick on you, but, like, we've just realized that, like, you know, Democrat voters or women that tend to vote left, you guys can't really substantiate the reason why you vote left.
	I can see your immigration stance, I guess, you know, but...
	Immigration is a problem, though.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I just think...
	I'm going to send all the niggas back, in my opinion, but that's fine.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Yeah, come here illegally.
	Yeah, bro.
	You got to send it back.
	You got to send it back.
	Okay, what do we got here?
	Okay, the camera is brutal.
	They all look like swamp creatures when it zooms in.
	God, you've got the exasperated sponge on, man.
	Thank you.
	Goddamn.
	And then we got fresh updates for the other chat.
	Okay, okay.
	Every girl on the panel right now, bruh, put hats on them because you guys all talked about your body counts.
	Yeah, they can put all hats on there.
	Okay, what else do we got?
	Ladies, by show of hands, do you consider yourself a throat goat?
	Oh.
	Asking for a friend, Mims.
	I guess we'll start here.
	No.
	No?
	Just show of hands, ladies.
	Anybody here a throat goat?
	No.
	Can you define?
	You know what that is.
	Can you tell me what your definition is?
	Chris, you know what?
	Go ahead.
	No, I mean, like, are you, like, the master at sucking dick?
	Is the head game strong?
	You better put the handle.
	Like, if you're weak at sucking dick, that's up to you, but, you know, like, is your man happy?
	Shut the fuck up.
	I'm asking you a question!
	My man is happy.
	That's all you gotta know.
	Who was that?
	Who was that?
	Me.
	Raise your hand, I can't see your face.
	Oh, your man is happy?
	Yep, my man is happy.
	Well, if she's Dominican, of course it's good.
	I guess that's why she don't care about her credit score.
	Throw a score!
	Yeah, throw a score, I guess, for her.
	Alright, what else do we got?
	Then we gotta get the girls introduced, guys.
	Anything else?
	Alright.
	I'm just saying if God didn't want women to be cooking, he wouldn't put milk and eggs in their bodies.
	What the fuck?
	I can't.
	What the fuck?
	My question, how are borders drawn up recently?
	Reality, the application of force, thousands of years, it's been that way.
	Chris, basically.
	Okay, question for the ladies.
	If women accuses a man of grape and it's a false accusation, should she suffer criminal charges?
	Alright, ladies.
	So, if a girl falsely accuses a guy of grape, you guys know what that means, should she go to jail?
	Yes or no, we can start here.
	Or no.
	No.
	No?
	Maybe some type of punishment.
	If he did get in trouble for it, I don't know.
	That's probably bad.
	No, but he's innocent.
	Yeah, let's say he's innocent and then, like, you know, reputation destroyed, you know, gets made...
	Media puts it out.
	He's a great-pist.
	He gets found innocent and she lied.
	What should happen?
	Do you think she should face anything or no?
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	Alright, what should she face?
	I don't think...
	I don't think, like, time, but something for sure.
	Like what?
	Okay, so if no time, then what does she get?
	I don't know, community service.
	Take something away from her, I'm not sure.
	Community service?
	I don't know what they do.
	Take what, though?
	I don't know.
	What do you think?
	Awesome.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you think?
	I think absolutely she should because I think that like you shouldn't be making accusations of things that didn't happen if they actually didn't happen and just to like get back at somebody.
	What should the penalty be?
	Maybe like a year in jail.
	A year in jail?
	A year or two in jail.
	With probation.
	And what about you?
	Yes.
	And I think it would be like three years in jail.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I think she should get fined like an amount of money and if she doesn't pay then house arrest.
	If she like breaks like the rules of house arrest then jail.
	Not to pick on you but uh you mentioned that it should be in jail right?
	Ms. Cuba?
	Yeah.
	But you did it earlier.
	I'm sorry?
	To Trump.
	You said he hates women.
	That's not what I was saying at all.
	We did say he doesn't like women, yeah.
	But that doesn't have anything to do with grape.
	Well, you kind of...
	Okay, cool.
	Alright, what about you?
	Yeah.
	A couple years.
	A couple years?
	Yeah.
	A couple?
	Damn.
	How many?
	Five.
	Three to five max.
	Three to five max?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Six.
	Six.
	Six years?
	Why six?
	Yeah, that's weird.
	It's a random number.
	6.5.
	You just want to double her?
	Huh?
	Why six?
	Just random six.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	What if the guy is facing like 20 years, though, if he gets convicted?
	You still think she only gets six?
	Or three?
	Or two?
	If he faced, like, let's say if he was in jail for some time, then they found him, like, you know, not guilty, then she should face those 20 years.
	Okay, so you think whatever he would have got and she should get?
	Yeah.
	Who else agrees with that?
	So you guys change your minds?
	I didn't change my mind.
	If he's facing like...
	Because grape, they're going to face like 10 to 20 years.
	Easy.
	Because you only said three.
	I think you said two.
	I said six.
	You said six?
	Okay.
	Yeah, come for me for six.
	She said three.
	Yeah, I was gonna say, she said three, bro.
	You said three, nigga.
	No, she said three.
	Yeah.
	You forget what you're saying, man.
	Okay, it's all good.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	What else we got here?
	Anything else?
	Ladies, can you name three different books?
	Not an entire series.
	Simba on the C. Yes.
	The Great Excellus Man.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	We'll let you have that one, but we'll start here and then work our way.
	Go ahead.
	Three books.
	She said, uh-uh.
	Nah, nigga.
	I don't know shit.
	Maybe that was going to happen.
	What about you?
	Three books?
	Might as well put the same sound.
	That's our youth right there.
	What about you?
	How to Make Your Bed, Esperanza Rising, and The Tequila Warm.
	Good job.
	What about you?
	Burn, Glass, and Twilight.
	Do you want the authors or no?
	He don't want the authors.
	Nah.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	The Greatest Salesman, War and Punishment, and The Art of War.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Good stuff.
	I'll take the sound.
	You go for it.
	Edumacation.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let's go ahead and have the girls introduce themselves.
	First, we're bringing on the fat people.
	Damn, man.
	You guys assholes, man.
	All right.
	So we'll start right here with you.
	Red brush.
	Name, age, what we do for a living, dating status.
	Real quick.
	Who on the panel is fat, though, bro?
	Point it out, nigga.
	Who's fat?
	Just say it.
	Anyhow, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, and why are you smiling?
	Dating status?
	I'm laughing.
	We all know it's about me.
	We all know.
	Come on now.
	Don't put that on yourself.
	Fuck these niggas, man.
	We got Chris in your back.
	Yeah, Chris is- Oh, shit.
	Oh my goodness.
	Gosh.
	Okay, wait.
	Sorry.
	Oh, wow.
	Sorry.
	Okay, name, age, who you do for living, dating status.
	And if you want to, of course- Your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome back, by the way.
	Thank you.
	Mellow Medical Assistant 26, single.
	Where are you from?
	Fort Lauderdale.
	Okay.
	Dating status?
	Single.
	Still?
	With all this time?
	No, I'm not interested right now.
	What's going on, though?
	You good?
	Yeah, I'm good.
	Emotional damage!
	Highest education level completed for you?
	Um, I did some college.
	You got your associates?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	Alright, and then, uh, you said you're single.
	Are your parents together?
	Um, they are.
	Alright.
	Birth control for you?
	Yes.
	Alright, and then what's your ethnic background?
	Asian-American.
	Hey!
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Gabby.
	How old are you, Gabby?
	I'm 27. Where are you from?
	I'm from, well, here.
	Miami?
	Yeah.
	What do you do for work?
	I work for food distribution.
	The jokes are gonna come from that one.
	Yeah, I sell food to restaurants.
	Yes, I am bad because of that.
	For sure.
	Because they give us a lot of, like, samples.
	So, you know, it kind of makes it harder for you to lose weight.
	Yeah, I get high on my own supply.
	Yeah, for sure.
	For sure.
	Listen, I don't think you're big.
	I think you're just big bone, you know what I'm saying?
	Don't mind these niggas.
	Oh no, I know.
	I like myself just the way I am.
	It's okay.
	Everybody has an opinion.
	Just like assholes, everybody has an asshole.
	Everybody has an opinion.
	It's the same way.
	That's true.
	Live your best life.
	Yo, I like her, man.
	She's cool.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	That's a funny job profession, given the circumstances, but okay.
	Food distribution, all right?
	Highest education, does everyone complete it?
	Food acquisition, yep, for sure.
	Yep.
	I also be buying some of the stuff that you guys eat in the restaurant.
	So, yeah.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	Swamp fire, man.
	It is what it is.
	Hey.
	Yo, hey, yo.
	Okay.
	I like it.
	Honestly, though.
	You know what?
	Honesty is better than the bullshit.
	I like the honesty.
	Okay.
	So you majored in food acquisition?
	Well, I have a culinary arts degree.
	I used to work as a chef.
	Yes, yes, I know.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	Let's all laugh.
	Come on, let's all get a round of applause and get a laugh, why don't we?
	Sure.
	You get the food, you supply the food.
	Yep.
	You eat the food.
	Yep.
	What the fuck?
	You should have a food.
	I'm big back.
	She's a poor car, nigga.
	Yes, I'm big-backed.
	I'm a foodie.
	But listen, my man loves me.
	Just the way I am.
	And that's all I care about.
	I don't care about anybody else's opinion, whether they find me aesthetically pleasing or not.
	Okay, so you're a food distribution now, and you said you have a culinary degree, and what else?
	What else?
	You have a culinary degree?
	A culinary arts degree, yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you're a chef.
	Alright.
	Relationship status, you said you're together?
	Yeah, I'm in a relationship.
	How long have you been together?
	Six years.
	Okay.
	What does he do?
	He's a chef.
	He's a chef.
	We both got it.
	I got into the industry because of him and he's great.
	I love him.
	He's my baby.
	I love him.
	He put me on to cooking.
	So who makes food at home, though?
	He makes that.
	Oh, okay.
	He makes it, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I love it, though.
	Is he the better chef?
	You know what?
	I think he is.
	Absolutely he is.
	He is a badass motherfucker.
	He knows how to do...
	Listen, I just think that he has so much more than just being a chef and just the cooking aspect of it.
	He knows how to do the books, how to do the numbers, everything.
	Does he pay the bills?
	Period.
	Yeah.
	What do you do?
	Right now, I'm on leave at work, but I should be getting back in like in January.
	But what do you do?
	Oh, what do I do?
	I just told you.
	Food distribution.
	I work for...
	No, no, no, but what I'm saying, right?
	He cooks and pays the bills.
	Oh, I see what you mean.
	Oh, what do I do?
	I clean.
	I do the laundry.
	I obviously...
	All right, man.
	The other stuff.
	What other stuff?
	You suck dick?
	Sucky sucky.
	Fuck to us.
	Fuck to us.
	Can he fuck other girls or no?
	Absolutely not.
	What?
	Am I asking questions?
	I'm sorry.
	Absolutely not.
	We used to kind of do, like, we used to kind of have threesomes at some point.
	Oh!
	So, really?
	We got it out of our system.
	Wait, you got out of your system?
	No, we both.
	We both did.
	Nah, he's the one who fucked all the girls, bro.
	No, okay.
	Dizou's a nigga, bro.
	Wait, two girls?
	Two girls?
	Is he black or is he Spanish?
	He's Spanish.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He definitely wants to fuck all the girls.
	Oh, okay.
	What kind of Spanish?
	I mean, can he do it?
	No.
	What kind of Spanish?
	Can I do it?
	Can I go and have sex with somebody else?
	If he wants to, I guess we can go toe to toe.
	But do you want to?
	No.
	But I'm sure he wants to.
	No, he doesn't.
	Alright, so who said, alright baby, we're done having threesomes.
	You and him.
	He actually was the one that called it off.
	That's a cat, bro.
	You probably was bitching.
	I mean, hey, you can think whatever you want to think.
	You can think whatever you want to think.
	I'm sure you was nagging his ass.
	Why do you like these skinny bitches?
	Why do you like skinny bitches?
	Well, you know what?
	Why do you want to follow these girls that are in shape, nigga?
	He got tired of sharing.
	Yeah.
	Like his food.
	Alright, cool.
	Alright.
	It's fine, bro.
	Alright.
	I mean, if you guys want to keep going, just go.
	No, no.
	Listen, you are a trooper because you're taking it on the chin.
	I like that.
	I mean, what am I going to do?
	Start crying in front of all these people?
	No.
	Or, like, get angry?
	No.
	There's just people behind a keyboard that, because their face is not shown, if they were here, they would not have the balls and cojones to sit here and say that shit to my face.
	Tell them!
	Okay!
	You wouldn't have the balls to say it to my fucking face.
	All you can do is be a fucking keyboard warrior.
	All right, you niggas are keyboard warriors, man.
	Goddamn.
	All right.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	Alright.
	You have kids?
	No.
	Alright, what's your athlete background?
	I'm Guatemalan.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	She's tough for Guatemalan.
	I am.
	I know.
	I know.
	Everybody's like, you're Guatemalan?
	Are you sure?
	Listen, I'm meaning to do the answer truth test and figure out if there's something in there because I'm abnormally large.
	What's the traditional food there?
	Well, they have a bunch of stuff.
	Like the main one?
	The main one?
	Well, my favorite is caquique.
	What is that?
	Kakik is basically like...
	Mo, you know what that is, right?
	You know what that is?
	Of course, Mo.
	Kakik?
	He's a fan, so I figured he might know.
	Hey, it's how people unite!
	It's a small delicacy, so I don't know exactly how to describe it.
	It's actually like a turkey broth, and then you get a bunch of, like, viandas, or, like, kind of, like, vegetables, or, like, seasonings and stuff to add to it, and the name is Kak means red, and kik is hot.
	So it's an actual Mayan dish that we still widely enjoy today.
	Okay.
	Turkey broth.
	Yeah, it's like turkey broth, essentially.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	Learn something new.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Angie.
	Angie.
	All right.
	How old are you?
	I'm 29. And you're Cuban, right?
	Yeah.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from here.
	Miami?
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm an event producer.
	I throw parties.
	Wait, parties?
	No, yeah, here.
	Rolling out after party next week.
	Let's go!
	She's like, no.
	Rappers don't like y'all type of niggas, sorry.
	Highest education level completed?
	I'm currently in mad school.
	In med school?
	So you have a bachelor's?
	Yeah.
	Do you have your bachelor's in?
	It is communication.
	Where'd you get it from?
	Miami-Dade.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And then you're in med school right now?
	No, it's Miami Ad School.
	Water Dragon 91, tip $35.
	We got a good panel here.
	Dominican Republic got the throat goat GWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAKGWUAK Who's the biggie meal?
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Who's the biggie meal?
	Is that me?
	Yeah.
	Oh, well, you know what?
	It's okay.
	Bro, what the fuck, man?
	It's okay.
	You know how small people, they call them fun size?
	I'm family size, bitch.
	Okay.
	That part.
	Hey, I like the confidence.
	Okay.
	I was going to say Costco size, but that's fine.
	Costco size.
	Yeah, you know what?
	Matter of fact, Sam's Club.
	There you go.
	Sam's Club.
	Okay.
	BJ's.
	BJ's, yup.
	So you said you got your best, you said you're in mad school?
	Maybe ad school.
	Yeah, it's in South Beach.
	Oh, ad school.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, what is that, Chris?
	In South Beach.
	You are, nigga.
	Yeah, it's a small, the one in South Beach, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What did I teach you?
	It's art school.
	I'm going for creative director.
	Okay, art school.
	Alright.
	Alright, are your parents still together?
	No.
	Divorce?
	Actually, my mom passed.
	What, Mars?
	It's a wall, man.
	Relax.
	I was just wondering.
	Okay, so your dad is by himself.
	No, he has a wife now.
	But they were together before she passed, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	For sure.
	Birth control for you?
	No.
	And single?
	Relationship?
	Taken.
	How long have you been together?
	Four years.
	How'd you guys meet?
	High school.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	And you guys been together?
	No, I have not been with him since high school.
	I was going to say, because you're 29. So when did you guys, like, get back, like, when you were 25?
	How'd you rekindle?
	2019. How'd you rekindle?
	On Facebook.
	Yo, that's the devil, bro.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	Facebook.
	All right.
	Hold on.
	Body count before you guys hooked up.
	I'm sorry?
	Body count.
	Eh, it's five.
	Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	I was trying to remember what it said.
	I didn't hear the question.
	Nah, nigga, you heard that shit.
	You know that shit ain't five, man.
	Come on, man.
	Well, the question he asked specifically was, you said before or after?
	Yeah, before, you know.
	So before they got together?
	Yep.
	He's asking, what was it before you guys got, well, together?
	It was four.
	I haven't been with anybody else since him.
	An event director?
	You went to art school?
	Medical?
	So 29 and only four bodies before him?
	Yeah, you an angel, nigga.
	Goddamn.
	Bro, she's playing hard as fuck right now, man.
	That's fine, bro.
	Yeah, vote for Kamala.
	Liberal, I don't know.
	Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Rachel, but my name is actually Rachi.
	Rachi?
	Yeah.
	People call me Rachi.
	Alright, how old are you?
	22. Where are you from?
	Dominican Republic.
	Do you live here in Miami now?
	Huh?
	Do you live here in Miami now?
	No.
	I grew up in Houston, Texas.
	I went here for college, but I live in DR. So you're just here on vacation or something?
	Alright, Basil.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Oh yeah, yeah.
	Makes sense.
	Are you an American citizen or a Dominican citizen?
	Dual citizen.
	You got both?
	Yes.
	But you live in DR? Yes.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	I grew up...
	Okay.
	I was born in DR. I moved here when I was six, but my dad was a citizen, so I was automatically one, too.
	And then when I moved here from DR, I moved to Houston.
	And then I left Houston at 18 to come to Miami for college.
	I graduated college and I left.
	Miami.
	And now I'm back for Art Basel because I'm an artist.
	So you did all your education here?
	You did all your education here in America then?
	Yes, that's right.
	You can sing?
	Yes.
	But wait, why did DR over being in the United States?
	Because I think my...
	Money goes further or something or what?
	Not necessarily.
	I just prefer the culture over there.
	Alright.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Because normally it's the other way around.
	Like, niggas stand DR.
	Like, you don't see women normally.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a singer, but I do AI training as my day job.
	AI chatbot training.
	Okay.
	Really?
	That's good.
	That's good.
	Yes.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed.
	You said a bachelor's?
	Bachelor's.
	Where'd you get it from?
	UM, University of Miami.
	I got a major bachelor's in, sorry, in communications, journalism, and then a minor in music business.
	You said comms and journalism?
	Yes.
	All right.
	And then, relationship status?
	Single.
	Fresh.
	Wait, you said you had a man.
	That was just to answer your question in a non-explicit way.
	My man is happy.
	My future man will be happy.
	Alright.
	Alright, so single.
	Alright.
	And then, are your parents still together?
	Yes, thank the Lord.
	And they're in Houston, I'm assuming?
	Houston, yes.
	Alright.
	Follow me on Spotify at Rachirellos.
	Listen to my music.
	I have music in English and Spanish.
	Okay, and then birth control for you?
	Huh?
	Oh, are you on birth control?
	No.
	Okay, alright.
	We collect data on girls, that's why.
	And then you said you're fully DR, right?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	Jean Marie.
	Jean Marie.
	Alright, how old are you, Jean?
	19. Where are you from?
	Puerto Rico.
	What part of Puerto Rico are you from?
	Cayenne.
	Okay.
	Do you live in Miami now, or do you...
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'm surprised you're not in Orlando or Kissimmee or something.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a server.
	Okay.
	Highest education level complete, I'm assuming high school?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	Go ahead, go ahead, play it.
	You sure?
	Yeah, yeah.
	We're on YouTube, bro.
	You can read it.
	Oh, it's not YouTube friendly?
	No, no, no.
	It's bullying.
	Alright, we'll play it on Rumble.
	Oh my god, that's so cute!
	You're such a cutie!
	Oh my god, I hope that made your heart warm and fuzzy.
	Where are the super chats at?
	That's crazy.
	Okay, so high school, okay.
	Okay, relationship status?
	Single.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Are they back in Puerto Rico?
	No, my mom lives in Orlando.
	My dad lives in South Carolina.
	Oh, it's Mara was right.
	Fucking good, bro.
	Mara was right.
	Can you scroll up?
	Come on, man.
	Let's go.
	Come on, man.
	Don't do more.
	They're not here in Miami, bro.
	They're in Orlando and kissing me, man.
	Okay, your mom's in Orlando.
	Where's your pops at?
	South Carolina.
	Alright.
	And you said divorce, right?
	Yeah.
	Birth control for you?
	Yeah.
	Puerto Rican on birth control?
	Very rare.
	Wait a minute.
	What was that face?
	Wait a minute.
	Birth control?
	Puerto Rican?
	Are you real?
	No way.
	Rare.
	No kids?
	One.
	Bro!
	You can't make this shit up, bro!
	Puerto Ricans and kids are synonymous!
	Go say hi to our guest.
	Let me talk to you real quick.
	I got some more questions, but you go say hi to our guest real quick.
	So, let me ask you this.
	If you're 19 with a kid, when did you have a kid?
	I got pregnant at 16, had her at 17. How old is it, Dad?
	Damn.
	Yo!
	Don't answer that question.
	How'd you guys meet?
	FBI, open up!
	We met through a friend.
	Is that part of the trauma?
	See, I'm a Puerto Rican psychologist.
	I do this every day.
	I actually do my number one fear, so I don't fuck you guys anymore.
	Anymore?
	I don't kiss right now, nigga.
	Fuck.
	So, let me ask you this.
	If you can go back in time, would you have a kid at 19?
	What, 16?
	What?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, still?
	Mm-hmm.
	Where's your kid now?
	With her dad.
	Boy or girl?
	Girl?
	Girl.
	Would you want her to grow up like you?
	And be like you?
	When she grows up?
	Yeah, why not?
	Alright, fresh.
	You know what?
	I'm proud of you.
	Thank you.
	For keeping it real.
	Okay, next.
	Oh, wait.
	Name?
	You gave yourself already?
	Hmm?
	Name, age, what you do for a living?
	Kaylee, 18, and I just chill.
	You just chill?
	Mm-hmm.
	How do you pay bills?
	Parents?
	My boyfriend.
	Your boyfriend?
	How was your boyfriend?
	21. Yo, hold on, hold on.
	So he waited for your 18th birthday to smash.
	Wait, how long are you guys talking?
	Nah, nigga, you know what, everybody, don't say...
	Yo, why do niggas wait till the exact day, like...
	Didn't Tyga do that and Travis Scott?
	Just Tyga.
	Niggas be scheming, bro.
	Birth control?
	No.
	Any kids?
	No.
	Education?
	Yeah.
	Education level?
	Highest education level?
	High school?
	Why are you laughing?
	Okay, just high school?
	I don't go to school.
	So you just chill all day?
	You know the meme, the chill guy?
	Is that you?
	Just chill all day?
	Okay, parents, still together?
	Parents?
	No?
	I don't have a bed.
	Where are you from?
	Yeah, where are you from?
	Here.
	Miami?
	Ethnic background.
	Background?
	Cuban.
	Okay.
	Alright, um, yeah, that's kind of mysterious with your background, but I want to ask this real age because that's kind of scary.
	This is real age.
	Huh?
	Well, when you guys started, like, doing stuff.
	Alright, um, guys, we're going to do some videos today.
	We've got reactions to do as well.
	Let's reach out first.
	And chats?
	Okay, cool.
	No?
	Uh, no more chats?
	Oh no, we're caught up.
	We're caught up?
	Cool.
	Cause they're not YouTube friendly.
	Oh, we're not?
	No, YouTube friendly?
	Oh, you came on YouTube?
	Damn!
	Alright, we'll do the first video.
	Alright, put it out there.
	Let's do it real quick.
	Alright, guys, ladies, have you done anything for an ex or one night stand that you wouldn't do for your husband?
	Mo, don't...
	My chat again, bro.
	Okay, so ladies.
	I get the word there, yeah.
	Ladies, the question is, have you done anything for X or 1A stand that you wouldn't do for your husband?
	We'll start right here.
	All right, cool.
	Here we go.
	One sec.
	No, it's not playing.
	Oh, it's not playing?
	- It'll come around. - It'll come around. - It'll come around. - - - - I think-- - 'Cause of curse words?
	Yeah.
	Come on, guys.
	Big Ting Sagwan tipped $35.
	Okay, so shout out to the panel.
	I'm not going to be mean tonight.
	Shout out to my fellows at FNF. Okay, so question for the ladies.
	If you get with a guy, do you expect him to pay your bills a couple months into the relationship?
	By the way, y'all are a asterisk holes.
	Oh, that's probably why.
	Okay.
	All right, so let's ask this question first.
	Yeah, so if you get with a guy, how soon are you going to expect him to pay your bills up front?
	Expect is crazy.
	I wouldn't expect it, but it'd be nice.
	Maybe after six to eight months.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I agree.
	I don't expect it, but if we've been together for a substantial amount of time, then I don't expect it, but like she said, I agree.
	It would be nice.
	What if she doesn't want to pay your bills at all?
	Okay.
	Then I can pay my own bills because I have a job.
	Okay.
	- Okay, what about you? - We're good. - I think, what was the question again?
	Sorry.
	How soon should your man pay your bills?
	Okay.
	That would be a year, I believe.
	It would be like a nice time.
	Okay.
	But I wouldn't expect it, tampoco.
	Alright.
	For you?
	If he's my boyfriend, I don't expect it.
	If he's my husband, yes.
	If we live together, which we would if he's my husband.
	So your boyfriend doesn't have to pay anything?
	No.
	He'll never marry you.
	If it's my boyfriend, whatever he wants to pay.
	But based on what he pays is what determines if he becomes my husband.
	Because if he's like...
	Wait, you determine that or he determines...
	I determine that.
	What?
	He asked me, I have to say yes or no.
	So you're going to get on one knee and say, I'll be your wife?
	No, he asked me, I get to say yes or no.
	Okay.
	Will you marry me?
	And I say yes or no.
	But he has to start the process though.
	That's what I'm saying.
	So if during the process of elimination, if he's stingy with his money, that that's going to be like a red flag for me.
	Got it.
	But I won't, you know, I'll give him a chance.
	A chance?
	But I probably wouldn't marry him.
	Wait, hold on.
	You give him a chance to pay your bills?
	No.
	No.
	If he's stingy, like a chance to be like my boyfriend.
	A chance to be your boyfriend?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	Maybe you should just end it if it's not going your way, but okay.
	What about you?
	Just like Dave said, I wouldn't expect it, but by a year.
	A year?
	Okay.
	And if you?
	He already pays it.
	How long did that?
	Wait, wait, so when you met your guy, he just started paying your bills off rip?
	Your guy, he started paying your bills off rip?
	We just moved in together back a week ago.
	What the?
	Wait!
	What makes you special enough for a guy to pay your bills?
	Because you know what?
	At the end of the day, if you're with a guy, right?
	If a guy wanted to date you, whatever, from day one, right?
	What makes you special?
	To say, you know what?
	I'm his girl.
	I'm going to pay the bills.
	What's going on?
	Hey, if that's what he feels, that's what he feels.
	So you have nothing to offer?
	We got everything to offer.
	So if I was talking to the first girl right next to Maren, and then the first girl right next to Fresh, and if I told you two to fight over my bill paying capacity, how would you convince me to pay your bills?
	That's a better way to put it.
	Not sure.
	That'd be up to him, whoever has the quality that he wants.
	Do you guys know?
	It all depends on you, whoever, like, whatever you want.
	Whatever suits you best.
	You know what every girl brings to the table.
	What?
	Now, you tell me.
	Like, you know, if you wanted to convince me to pay your bills.
	I mean, if a girl's cooking for you, she's...
	Uber Eats.
	No, no, cooking.
	Yeah, Uber Eats.
	No, cooking you meals at home.
	It's called Uber Eats.
	Like, they have, like, food trucks and shit.
	Nah.
	That's wasting money.
	Yo, Bills, can you tab over to Rumble real quick?
	Paying your Bills is wasting money.
	You want to do a Rumble switch?
	Because we got somebody special in the house that I got a fucking...
	You know what I'm saying?
	Birthday boy!
	Yo, I got a...
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
	And then we're going to tab over real quick.
	Sorry, guys.
	You know, we're a little bit...
	We got a cowboy!
	Here.
	Let me get confirmation.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Switch over real quick for us, man.
	Let me see you real quick.
	We're good.
	All right.
	Justin, please take my seat.
	Say what's up to the people real quick, man.
	Please.
	The Chatham South, the Cowboy.
	The white boy is here!
	Sorry, guys.
	A lot going on about the scenes, man.
	Listen.
	What's up, man?
	I got Jay Walker, man.
	Long time for friend of the show, Justin Waller.
	Just had surgery.
	How you doing, brother?
	I did.
	I'm good, man.
	I feel strong.
	Yeah.
	Birthday boy.
	What's up for your birthday, man?
	What's the plans?
	Man, I had dinner and then I had these two friends that I'm very close to and I can't ever see them unless I come on their damn show.
	Here we are.
	I had to come by and tell my friends hello.
	Happy birthday.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I think they want another episode, bro, on finances and business construction work as well.
	So whenever you're free, we'll love to have you back.
	I told Myron that we'll talk about doing that Vegas show and then come back and do a big one.
	Let's do it.
	I'll do Money Monday and a late night.
	Fire.
	Maybe one night for a while.
	Look at all the W's gonna chat for you, bro.
	Look at that, man.
	Nah, man.
	I love y'all.
	We're all in this thing together, man.
	So, if you see me on the street, stop me, man.
	I'll hug your neck, man.
	I love y'all.
	Every one of y'all, man.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	Hey, we'll do this show and then just make sure the women are just smoking hot, though.
	though that's the only thing I definitely have to bro well Chris's job don't worry we got you you too what a gentleman what a gentleman you know Cowboy of the modern century.
	W. Wallerman, his birthday was yesterday.
	Shout out to him.
	We'll get back to the show.
	Let's bring in the first video that I have with the nightclub.
	If that's cool.
	Where's Myron?
	He's coming back right now.
	Who said that?
	I did.
	You like Myron?
	I just said we miss you.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	The chat misses him, okay?
	Let me rephrase.
	Would you do him a favor?
	What?
	No.
	Why not?
	What favor are you talking about?
	A good favor.
	Like what?
	You don't want to know.
	No, don't go down that route.
	I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
	Alright, what's the video?
	Yeah.
	Alright, so ladies, make it full screen.
	So this is a video of a club in Miami, I believe.
	And this interaction is pretty solid because nowadays in a modern society, you know, you go to a club, people get tipsy, and things happen, you know?
	People start making moves, touchy-feely, and sometimes we don't know what's happening in real time until after the fact.
	But let you guys decide after this video, what do you think about it?
	Alright, let's play the clip.
	music Let's pause the music real quick Pause the music and then keep playing?
	I look like a tranny.
	You can't say that.
	I just got back on YouTube.
	Oh my goodness.
	Transformer.
	Oh my goodness.
	So she just kissed one guy and then hold another guy's hand.
	Damn it.
	She's drunk.
	Pause real quick.
	So first thoughts.
	She just kissed a guy on one side of the bar, walked to the right side, holds the guy's hand.
	Thoughts on that?
	Do you have any thoughts at all?
	Ho.
	Can you say it verbally?
	I didn't want to say it, but a ho.
	What's a ho to you?
	I'm going guy from guy.
	Okay.
	What's your thoughts on that?
	It was getting ho-ish.
	Ho-ish?
	For you?
	She's just drunk.
	Just drunk?
	Okay.
	That's a no-no.
	No?
	She should have friends.
	Alright.
	I agree.
	There should be, like, I don't know if she didn't come with one of her friends to be like, hey girl, you've had a little too much.
	So, yeah, no, that's crazy.
	What do you think?
	Maybe she's working.
	Maybe she's pimped out.
	I don't know.
	That's just what she does.
	Okay, that's a take in Miami.
	It's a take.
	And real quick, guys, I apologize for, like, you guys know Justin's a dear friend of the show, a good friend of ours, like, in real life.
	Like, he's a brother of us.
	So, like, obviously, if he comes in, we got to say what's up.
	It was his birthday.
	He's recovering from his shoulder.
	Major surgery.
	So, obviously, he's the homie, man, so I had to, you know, talk to him real fast.
	I haven't seen him in a very long time, so I'm happy that he's healthy and he's doing well.
	What was that?
	I was like, y'all were loud as fuck, too.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, it was.
	Oh, my bad.
	Wow.
	Hey, man, I was excited to see him pause.
	So, you were showing that video, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	We'll continue.
	Yeah, I think I've seen this video before.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	We'll continue.
	This is going to be crazy.
	You can put the audio, I guess.
	Oh, no?
	Okay, cool.
	Music is still going.
	Oh my lord.
	That's not a girl I know.
	Wait, you know her?
	Oh, shit.
	You can play an audio now.
	His feelings got hurt.
	Okay!
	So that went a little bit deeper there.
	Thoughts on the video.
	You know what?
	Would you date a guy that fucked a tranny?
	Stop!
	Transformer, Transformer, Transformer.
	Okay, maybe not Transformer.
	Thoughts on the video, thoughts on the video.
	Probably save this one for I have to rumble, digga.
	I don't even know how y'all got on this topic.
	I mean, because...
	Never mind, man.
	Okay, how a lot happened.
	Thoughts on the video.
	Thoughts on the video.
	I have no thoughts.
	That's crazy.
	I mean, hey, he still enjoyed it.
	He didn't know.
	He was having a good time still.
	But is that right, though?
	It's wrong.
	That should be disclosed.
	But, I mean, he was having fun, so...
	Okay.
	I just think that it was wrong all around.
	Like from like all the people that she bounced or he or whatever bounced back and forth with and then I don't know it's just kind of crazy because people you don't know how somebody else is gonna take that.
	Like, you don't know if you go and you try, if you are of that nature and then you go and you lie to somebody, that's how people die.
	True.
	Like, that's how people die.
	So I just, you know, that's just my main concern there because, you know, maybe you should disclose because if not, you can put yourself in harm's way and then somebody else ruin their life.
	So I think everybody should disclose what they are.
	All right.
	The camera person is a goat.
	I'm just gonna say that because he would have never known.
	And it's definitely not okay.
	Yeah.
	And he's drunk too.
	Exactly.
	No.
	No good.
	No.
	Period.
	That's messed up.
	You know what's scary though?
	In Miami, that's the typical thing.
	You guys get drunk and then girls that are out there and it's like, you never know what can happen when you're drunk.
	So, guys, be aware.
	Same thing with women.
	You've seen the video before, right?
	Yeah, I've seen that video before.
	That's crazy, bro.
	Real quick, because I missed this.
	Real fast, can you run me through?
	What's your name?
	Katie.
	Katie?
	K-A-Y. K-A-Y? L-I-E. How old are you again?
	18?
	Where are you from, Miami?
	What do you do, 4?
	Nothing.
	Unemployed?
	Besides breaking arms on TikTok, I guess.
	You still graduate high school?
	I don't go to school.
	Dropout?
	And then, relationship status, you said you got a boyfriend?
	How long have y'all been together?
	Almost a year.
	Wait.
	Wait, how old is he?
	Yo, yeah, no.
	Alright, never mind.
	Alright, are you friends together?
	No, I don't have a dad.
	Yeah, I played her earlier, she's fine.
	Alright, uh, we're in control for you?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Alright, and then what's your ethnic background?
	Cuban.
	Alright.
	Interesting.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's Romeo and Juliet laws in Florida, for that nigga's sake.
	I hope.
	But anyway.
	It's very tough.
	Alright, so we're going to do the video that we were originally going to do?
	Yeah, the main video.
	The main?
	Alright.
	So, there's this girl.
	No one here does OnlyFans, right?
	Not that we know of.
	Alright.
	Good.
	Alright.
	Chris, you ain't bringing sluts on the panel.
	What the fuck?
	Thank you, Mo.
	The niggas on the chat, bro.
	I always complain, bro.
	I always complain, bro.
	I mean, mega sluts, you know what I'm saying?
	Only fans, bro.
	Make it clear.
	Hey, guys, just so you guys know, get on the email list, man.
	Link is below, man.
	Just put your email in.
	Be a part of Cal's Club.
	Free version.
	We have our Zoom calls that are free.
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	So that's actually what me and Justin were coordinating.
	So make sure that you guys check us out.
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	What do we got next?
	Alright, so...
	So, let's play this video real quick, and then I'll read my tweet.
	But people just kept saying that I was a Spider-Man girl.
	And eventually it got to my work, where I was serving.
	And my co-workers, some of my unfriendly co-workers that we weren't friends, they went to my manager and said that I was doing porn.
	And saying that I was a porn star and that I'm doing crazy stuff, which I never have.
	I'm a virgin.
	I'm a virgin to this day.
	So people were going around saying that I was doing porn and it got to my manager.
	So my manager had a meeting with me because he's very Christian and he knows my family.
	He knows I'm very Christian.
	So he sat me down and questioned me and made me like a two-hour conversation.
	I was sobbing my eyes out.
	Like, and he put me in a corner and like basically fired me saying that he doesn't want that like around his coworkers.
	But that was never even the case.
	So I got fired from my job.
	So, yeah, you got fired from your job even though it wasn't you.
	Yes, and people just kept saying it was me, because we do, I mean, I guess we look a little similar, and I just couldn't get away from it, so I just played into it.
	My friends and people around me were saying that I should just start in Only Friends, and that I should just play into it and use it to my advantage, because at this point, what do I have to lose, you know?
	So that's exactly what I did.
	So, this is a chick named Sophie Rain.
	She apparently made $43 million on OnlyFans.
	And then she had one guy donate $4.7 million, allegedly, to her.
	And she blew up off of a Spider-Man porn video.
	And everyone thought the girl was her, but it wasn't her.
	So she went ahead and used it and said, oh, this is me, and she used that to, like, blow up, right?
	And, obviously, deceptive marketing practices, which, you know, isn't uncommon in this world.
	And then she says she's a devout Christian, she's never done porn, et cetera.
	Mind you, this girl had dated Emily Chapa for a while, and she got mad at her for cheating on her.
	What are your guys' thoughts?
	You guys are women.
	Do you guys buy it?
	Do you guys not buy it?
	She does OnlyFans.
	From what I understand, she doesn't actually do any type of sex stuff on there.
	That's what I've been told.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	If she's a virgin, I'm sober as fuck right now.
	Apparently.
	Right.
	What are your thoughts on this?
	Yeah, who do we start with first?
	Start here.
	Yeah.
	You buy?
	And she's 20 years old.
	She worked at a restaurant, I guess, before.
	Someone said that she's here in Miami.
	Yeah, she's in Florida.
	Yeah, of course she is.
	Art Basel.
	Art Basel.
	Yeah.
	She belongs in...
	No, no, no.
	She lives here in Florida.
	No, they said that she lives in Miami.
	Oh, even worse, sir.
	So, all right.
	What are your thoughts?
	Do you agree?
	I did not agree, but do you...
	What are your thoughts?
	And then do you believe her?
	Why does she have only fashion shoes a virgin?
	I mean, she sells shoes.
	Buy.
	So you don't buy it?
	No.
	You think she's lying?
	Mm-hmm.
	What gives it away for you that you think that she's lying?
	Because of the only plan.
	That's it only?
	Surf topping.
	Alright.
	Interesting.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts?
	I don't buy it, but I don't know.
	She used it to her advantage, so good for her.
	Okay.
	So why do you not buy it?
	If you're Christian, you're not...
	You're not gonna morally go buy into that.
	So, her being involved in it...
	So, the fact that she's willing to, like, buy into it and lie about buying into it, you think makes her not a virgin?
	Yeah.
	And plus, you did it and then he talked about...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you think?
	She's lying.
	What makes you think she's lying?
	She got nervous.
	She started talking fast.
	It looks like she doesn't have her story straight.
	But she's 20, so...
	Poor girl.
	Why do you say poor girl?
	Poor rich girl.
	Because she's like...
	I don't think she's figured herself out yet.
	I think she probably has identity issues.
	Do you think she's cooked?
	I think she has some growing to do.
	Maybe go to a psychologist.
	You think that'll fix the problem?
	It will help.
	What do you think the problem is for her, specifically?
	Maybe she wants acceptance from society, because why would she lie and say that was her if it wasn't?
	That's pretty serious.
	Monetary gain?
	Yeah, well, if you need monetary status to feel like you're cool or whatever, then I think you have identity issues.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	I think people do anything for likes.
	She's probably advertising that she's a virgin, but she's most likely not.
	You don't think she is?
	No.
	You don't buy it at all?
	Like she said, she dated.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	I don't think it's true that she's a virgin, but I mean, hey, do you?
	Why do you think she's not?
	I don't think so, because she's 20 years old.
	She dated, like she mentioned, on whatever.
	Yeah, that fucking rapper's name.
	You know who it is?
	No, I don't.
	I don't listen to that.
	Okay.
	But yeah, like, I do know who, like, I've seen all this thing on TikTok, so like, that's the only reason I know about it, but...
	I mean, there's an audience for everything in this world.
	For everything.
	You guys make your money by people writing nasty things and having them read out loud.
	Hey!
	And then there's other people that do other things.
	I mean, listen, it's hard out here.
	People do what they gotta do.
	I mean, I'm no one to judge and I don't think any of us are anybody to judge.
	They didn't like them.
	Okay, let's move on.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you don't buy it.
	You don't think she's a virgin at all?
	No, I don't think so.
	From dating a rapper and anything maybe in the video that made you question it or just...
	Just the dating the rapper.
	That's it.
	That's the main thing.
	I highly doubted that she is, but...
	What about you?
	I was thinking it could be believable because virgins can post up a bit slutty now and then, but because of who she dated, I would say no.
	Keep in mind that they broke up because he cheated on her.
	Tom Jones, tip $36.
	He cheated on her.
	Tom Jones here with a very important question.
	Pick one, $100 or 100 Bitcoin.
	Okay.
	Awesome.
	We'll start here.
	$100 or 100 Bitcoin?
	Which one are you taking?
	What is Bitcoin?
	Oh, that's like a coin online.
	Yeah.
	Digital coin.
	Damn sis, you don't know what Bitcoin is?
	Wait, hold on.
	Ladies, ladies, ladies.
	100 bucks or 100 Bitcoin?
	100 bucks.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	100 bucks.
	Alright.
	Bitcoin.
	Alright.
	Bitcoin.
	Bitcoin.
	Do Bitcoin.
	100 Bitcoin right now would be what?
	Like 10 million dollars?
	100K. 100K. Well, no, it's 100K, but 100 Bitcoin.
	That's a lot of fucking money.
	Bro, that's like 100 times 100. That's like 10 million or 100 million?
	What, 10 million?
	It'll be 10 million, right?
	Yep.
	Thank you, Justin.
	You two lost, you know, money.
	Well, she's over 104k now.
	You don't care?
	That's crazy, man.
	Like, you should care.
	Money comes and goes.
	But, yo, bro!
	Someone offered you money, though.
	Like, wouldn't you feel, like, bad about it?
	No?
	You don't care?
	You don't give a fuck?
	Damn.
	She got a man, bro.
	She don't give a fuck.
	Alright.
	Okay, so you don't buy it either because of whatever.
	Yeah, basically he cheated on her with another girl.
	But it could be.
	You could make the argument.
	Maybe it's because she didn't want to fuck.
	Maybe, yeah.
	That could be it.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	I don't know.
	Okay, look, listen.
	Here's my opinion, right?
	I think girls always push this narrative.
	They're like a sexy, like, OF girl to, like, make money, of course.
	And there's stuff behind the scenes that you want to see.
	But some of them just really don't really smash like that.
	I met someone before, and, like, they just stay offline.
	Sorry, they stay online for people, but they don't really stay offline in real life.
	But in her case, who she's been around is questionable.
	Who really knows?
	But the money itself, she made a lot of money.
	Maybe not $4 million, but she made a lot of money.
	Adam22 said that he talked with his people that the $43 million is a lie.
	I do think that.
	I think she made a couple million, for sure.
	But hold on.
	But $43M? You know what's crazy?
	That's crazy.
	Girls are doing the most.
	Sex.
	Nasty shit.
	I make it way less than her.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy, man.
	Well, $1.4 million are on OnlyFans.
	Women.
	And I think the average is only like $150.
	Yeah.
	A month.
	That's a huge disparity, bro.
	Yeah.
	Huge disparity.
	Yeah.
	Like, huge, huge.
	So, like, literally, like, the top 1,000 girls are making, like, 90% of the money on the platform, pretty much.
	Probably.
	More than, I'm assuming.
	Yeah.
	So, here's my thing on this.
	So, I don't think she's a virgin.
	I think that's a lie.
	She's doing that because men, like, let's be honest here.
	Yeah.
	None of you guys' body counts are real.
	Like, you guys said four, five, six...
	All y'all probably are over 10. But...
	No.
	But what?
	That's your opinion.
	Maybe not you.
	Oh, my mom.
	Okay, maybe not you.
	But, like, the other girls here, like, yo, all you guys, your body counts are not as low as you guys said.
	And that's fine.
	I'm not knocking you guys for lying.
	I think women have an inherent need to protect their purity to a degree and don't want to come off as sluts, right?
	Openly and there's a multitude of biological reasons for this I think women understand that their ability to find a man is contingent upon their sexual past and Obviously you're gonna take great stake to protect that right?
	This is why women don't feel comfortable giving their body count and if they do it's typically way less than it really is That's why we kind of just laugh and say hey it's cap The other thing, too, is that girls kind of know that they can monetize this with OnlyFans, because men will pay for fantasy, but if that fantasy is disrupted, they won't.
	This is why girls that are on OnlyFans or girls that are entertainers a lot of times will never show their boyfriend or husband.
	Or a lot of female Twitch streamers do this as well, where they'll never show their boyfriend, and they do that because they earn significantly more if the guy can fantasize and feel like, oh, I have a chance with her.
	Right?
	So...
	I don't know.
	I don't buy it at all because I think purity is the main commodity that women use to sell.
	Men sell success, women sell purity.
	Thoughts?
	I don't know if you guys disagree.
	Disagree, but...
	Okay, what do you disagree with?
	That you think our body counts are higher.
	That part?
	Okay.
	No, I think they're higher than what you guys stated.
	Exactly.
	I mean, you do have a valid point.
	Women are supposed to be seen as this very virginal, like, you're so pure and this and that, but then at the same time, it's like, then a man will go and get himself with a woman that has never had sex with anybody, has never done anything, and then he'll turn around and cheat on her.
	So, like, what do you guys actually want?
	Very good question.
	Now, when you say, go shoot another woman off rip, what does she want?
	You just answered it.
	Multiple women at the same time.
	But that's crazy because it's like, but why is there a double standard?
	I think I know Chris going here.
	Yeah, so, girls, do you know what guys want?
	Pussy.
	No, no, no, no.
	Let's go one-on-one.
	Not necessarily.
	Answer the question.
	The girl next to Fred's go first.
	Go ahead.
	They like to be adored.
	They want people to be obsessed with him.
	They just like to be loved, I think.
	Alright, next.
	I think men just need some form of support when they get home that they have to portray a certain image out into the world, and then when they get home, they could have somebody that they can be themselves with.
	Alright.
	Respect.
	Respect?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I think men want to be pleased sexually, mentally, emotionally, all the least.
	They just want to be pleased.
	Period.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	I don't know.
	Men just want everything.
	They want us to be their caregivers, basically.
	Okay.
	Caregiver?
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Nah, nigga.
	Come with your own idea.
	Say something.
	Come on.
	I just want pussy.
	Not just one, but multiple.
	You're going somewhere with this, Chris?
	No, no.
	I was just curious.
	What?
	Because I thought you were going to go somewhere.
	No, no, no.
	You interrupted a whole lot of questions.
	No, no, because Fresh was jumping ahead, so I was like, okay, let me see what the temperature of the room is before I, you know...
	Jumping ahead of what?
	No, like, because she asks you what does, you know...
	Whatever.
	Listen, Fresh, it's fine, man.
	What she said is, why do men still feel the need to step out in a relationship even though they have a girlfriend?
	Yes.
	Was that it?
	No, you actually didn't understand it.
	No, no, no.
	Why...
	Okay, so the image what men want, right?
	You guys want something pure, something that hasn't been touched before, something that, right.
	Okay, you want that.
	But then why is it that there are some instances where you'll have a woman, a Christian woman, doesn't have any body count.
	She's a good girl.
	And then the man will go and also step out on her.
	That's literally what I just said.
	Okay, you're adding the caveat that the girl's a good girl.
	Why step out on her?
	Yes.
	But basically your question is, why do men feel the need to go out and have another woman, even though they have a woman at home, and then you're giving the extra caveat that she's a good girl, right?
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, I'm just giving the caveat of what you basically were just saying, which is the purity.
	So what is your issue with it?
	Is it the hypocrisy?
	Or is it the...
	What is the main issue?
	So I can answer this best.
	What is your main contention here?
	Is it the hypocrisy that he expects her to be not promiscuous while he can go ahead and be promiscuous?
	Is it the betrayal?
	What is it?
	I think it's a double standard.
	Okay.
	It's the double standard.
	You don't like the double standard?
	No, because like women, we're supposed to, like you just mentioned earlier, we're supposed to be pure, we're supposed to be virginal, we're supposed to be all these things, right?
	But you're not.
	Okay, thanks.
	I'm not.
	Thanks.
	Anyway.
	Especially you.
	Yeah, especially me.
	That's right.
	That's right, baby.
	So would it be fair to say that you have an issue with the double standard?
	Yeah, I just think that like everybody should...
	Well, let's address that first.
	Do you think men and women are equal?
	No.
	Do you think men and women are attracted to the same thing?
	I think that people...
	Let me be more clear about this.
	Why does it have to be so men and women?
	Are we not all just human beings that just want connection?
	We gotta get out of the woosah thing.
	Are men and women different from a biological sense?
	Yes or no?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Are men attracted to the same things that women are attracted to?
	In general?
	No.
	Okay.
	Would it be fair to say that men and women look at sex and opposite gender differently?
	I guess.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	So wouldn't it be fair to say that since we are inherently different, that standards are going to be different across the board?
	Okay.
	That's valid.
	So the double standard is kind of like...
	That's valid.
	Yeah, the double standard is almost...
	Okay, so then let's follow it up with the betrayal then.
	Okay, so now it's not the double standard, it's about the betrayal.
	Sure, you have a valid point.
	Awesome, let's move on.
	What about the other thing?
	Sure, the betrayal.
	Okay, well, let me ask you this.
	And I don't mean to ask this to be funny or whatever, but you're in the food industry, correct?
	Do you eat the same thing every day?
	No.
	You like variety, correct?
	Oh my god, sure, yeah.
	That's exactly how men feel with sex.
	But women are not allowed to be that way.
	We're only supposed to...
	No, because I'm just trying to learn here.
	So what you're saying is that the woman, she only has to have that one partner, but that one partner...
	In the mic so they can hear you.
	Sorry about that.
	He can only have one partner, but...
	Like, I don't know.
	That's just crazy.
	No, no, it's fine.
	Let's go ahead and, again, not to personalize it, but I really want to personalize it so it makes more sense.
	We had the food analogy, right?
	And we had the double standard.
	Now let's go into this situation with the, I guess, the betrayal, right?
	Your guy, you guys have been together for six years, right?
	You built up an emotional bond with him, right?
	You like him.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Do you actually want to go out and have sex with other men right now?
	She said no.
	No.
	You don't, right?
	No.
	Now, if I was to pull him aside and ask him without you being there and no pressure, and I ask him that question, you know who he would tell me?
	Yeah, nigga.
	He would say, I want to have sex with other women.
	Yeah.
	So, and as a matter of fact, you guys used to do threesomes before probably to help scratch that itch.
	I wonder why.
	I wonder why.
	And the reason why is because men have a natural proclivity to want variety.
	Kind of like you would, you know, want to try different foods, experiment, etc.
	That's kind of how men are with women.
	Now, the reason for that is because, right, like, it's very simple.
	We just can bust nuts.
	It's a very low investment cost.
	Yeah.
	For you, how many babies can you have per year?
	Yeah, only like one.
	One, right?
	Maybe a twin if you're lucky or a triplet.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	But we can have thousands of babies a year.
	So that is why men are okay with having sex randomly and we like variety versus you guys you don't.
	Okay.
	So is it really betrayal if you don't even want to do it?
	Sure.
	Yeah, no, it's not.
	You're completely right.
	And that is why you can't have sex with random...
	Yeah, you got it.
	It's a great point.
	Alright, now you're trying to be facetious here.
	I'm not being facetious, I promise.
	I'm just literally just...
	Hold on.
	I will give you this, though.
	As a man...
	I'm just a very expressive person.
	You don't know me, so why are you being like that?
	I wasn't being facetious.
	You're a little bit too much.
	But no, I'll give you this, though.
	There we go again.
	Tell him how you feel.
	I don't need to be rude or nasty to you guys.
	There's no necessity.
	Tell him how you feel.
	The guy over there.
	He's an asshole.
	Tell him.
	No.
	I mean, you know what?
	How dare you?
	No, not even.
	Listen, I warned you earlier, man.
	I'm going to talk shit.
	Go ahead.
	I mean, talk whatever you want to say.
	I mean, at the end of the day, you don't know me.
	I don't know you.
	I'm not going to get bothered over an opinion of somebody that I've only met for like 30 minutes.
	I know, but I'm just saying.
	Right now, we're doing too much.
	Let me call you out.
	That's all.
	Simple as that.
	Okay, well, I apologize if you guys feel like I was doing too much.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm a very expressive person.
	Thank you.
	No problem.
	You were going to say something first?
	No, I was going to say, I'll give you this.
	A lot of times guys will get with a girl and then say, you're my girl, only one I want.
	So up front he's lying because he wants other girls.
	But he'll go behind her back and cheat and do his thing.
	That is because now you lie to her about the setup from the very beginning.
	I think if you're going to do this path of getting other girls, let her know up front what it is.
	Right.
	You should either stay or go.
	Yeah.
	Granted, though, most men will do that because they won't lose their girl.
	So you know what?
	I'm going to just tell her what she wants to hear and do what I feel like.
	So that is betrothal to a sense because you're telling her one thing, but you're doing the opposite.
	You're not a man of your word.
	That's what I'll say.
	Okay.
	Yeah, so I'll give you that piece.
	But the reality is like...
	Men's natural proclivity is to have women.
	There's a reason why you did the threesomes early on in the relationship to appease your guy.
	Because men have that natural proclivity.
	They want to do it.
	You're saying, well, he ended it.
	He got it out of his system.
	I don't think he got it out of his system.
	You probably did things that made him feel uncomfortable.
	The sex with random girls is no longer worth the headache that I have to deal with.
	And here's the thing.
	You might not even have noticed it.
	It might be random transgressions.
	It might be just tone.
	It might be you just being angry.
	I can already tell that you're a fairly sarcastic individual.
	So he just might not like that.
	And he's like, you know what?
	Me fucking random girls every now and then is not worth the headaches that come with it.
	I'd rather cheat in peace.
	So I'm not saying that he's cheating on you.
	I'm not saying that.
	What am I saying?
	No, go, girl.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	You got it.
	But what I am saying is that I think it's very naive when women think that their sexuality is all the sexuality that their man needs.
	It's very naive.
	Most guys want more almost every single time.
	Right?
	Unless they're like devoutly religious, you know, and even then they still cheat.
	Most of the time they're gonna step out to some degree.
	And I also want to add in, Like, you having sex with another man is not like him having sex with another woman.
	Like, you don't even want to naturally do it.
	So if you're doing it 9 out of 10 times, you're doing it at a spite, for revenge, for nefarious purposes.
	You're doing it for evil intentions most of the time when women cheat.
	When men cheat, it's like, yeah, I'm just trying to bust a nut.
	I love my girl.
	I'm going to go back and sleep with her.
	Bitch, I don't like you like that.
	With women, though, it's not like that.
	It's always way more evil when women cheat.
	Right?
	Because you guys have to get to a start place emotionally to even be able to do it.
	It's just not natural for you guys.
	And you know the worst part?
	Imagine, right?
	This man loves you.
	Gave you the world as much as he could.
	And you know what?
	He cheated a couple times.
	Once or twice, he cheated.
	So you know, this nigga, I'm out of here.
	I'm gonna leave this guy.
	Find a new one.
	Guess what he's gonna do too.
	Cheat as well.
	So now you just let somebody love you for six, seven years, whatever, how many years, and find somebody new that's going to do the same shit to you.
	So my thing is, at least find someone that is worth staying with when they cheat.
	Okay.
	Okay?
	It's gonna rain.
	Thank you.
	Here's the umbrella.
	Take it or leave it.
	Okay.
	But I have a question for men.
	Do you think you can find a woman that's not even gonna put you in the position to want to cheat?
	Do you think she exists?
	No.
	You know, like, when you wear a shoe a couple times and it's brand new, you're like, oh, this is a new shoe.
	You get over it Wait fresh so You said they're worn out man?
	Are you saying women are I would never say that How many times do you wear your shoes?
	I'll say it in a way that's easier Do you have one purse?
	You have multiple purses, right?
	You have multiple outfits, right?
	You like the variety of being able to look a certain way and change up your look, right?
	That's how men look at women.
	Got it.
	Like Parsons?
	Not all of them.
	They're accessories to the ensemble.
	And I know women don't like to hear this because we live in a very femme-centric, women are the queens, women are the prize society, but unfortunately, ladies, you're really not.
	You're not.
	Because, let me explain.
	Do you have high standards of men?
	Unfortunately, I wish they were higher, but no.
	You don't?
	Well, you're single, so that tells me that you probably have somewhat high standards.
	Oh, okay.
	She's in birth control, so maybe not.
	Do you have high standards?
	Yeah.
	Do you have high standards?
	Yeah.
	Do you have high standards?
	Do you have high standards?
	In men?
	No, I'm asking you this.
	Definitely not.
	How are you single, then, if you don't have high standards?
	It's just, I don't expect a lot from men.
	Men just are fit.
	Okay, so you have low expectations That's fine, you have low expectations of men, but you're not with any of them So that means you have high standards.
	Yeah Like if you're not with men if you expect low like you have low expectations and you're not with any of them by definition I would argue that that means you have mid to high standards or trauma Alright, either way, but you want a man though, right?
	At some point.
	Yeah, I guess.
	I think she's been so hurt by her baby daddy that...
	Alright, do you have high standards?
	You.
	Do you have high standards?
	Yeah?
	Okay.
	So, ladies, you do realize, like, by you having high standards, like, automatically you're not the prize, right?
	Okay.
	Think about it.
	Like, if you have high standards, that means your guy's gotta be better than you.
	He's gotta be taller than you, stronger than you, make more money than you.
	By definition, you're not the prize.
	And I find it interesting that women will sit there and say, oh well, I demand a guy that does this, I want this, I have high standards.
	Well, you can't have it both ways.
	If you have high standards, by definition, that means the man is the prize and not you.
	The picker you are, The less of the prize you are because the man is going to be harder and harder to find if you're picky, by definition.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	And it's kind of like, I have to bring women this logical conclusion here that it's either you have high standards, he's the prize, or you're the prize and you have low standards.
	But it can't go both ways.
	And then this whole equal, no, but we're equal.
	Not really.
	Not really.
	Most women don't want to be with a guy that they're equal to.
	Does that make sense?
	Is he wrong or no?
	Anyone disagree with that?
	That makes sense.
	I don't think it's a fact.
	It's your opinion.
	I respect it, though.
	Okay, what part is, do you disagree with them?
	Specifically?
	Specifically, I don't think that if you have low standards, that means you're the prize.
	I think you can have high standards.
	From the male or female perspective?
	From the female perspective.
	Like you said, if you have high standards, then you're not the prize.
	I disagree with that.
	I think it's possible to have high standards and still be the prize.
	How is that possible?
	Because you ask what you give.
	You ask for what you give.
	So if I have high standards, that means I'm high standards.
	Alright, let's have fun with this.
	Pull up the calculator.
	Pull up the calculator.
	Yeah, the calculator.
	Just for you, baby.
	Yeah, we have a calculator just for situations like this because I think this is very important to demonstrate.
	For Dominicans.
	Because women like to kind of, you know, say these things, but then, you know, let's just mathematically point it out.
	You know what I mean?
	Let's do it.
	Okay.
	While we pull that up, I can read some chats.
	And ladies, any of you, I encourage any of you guys after her, if you want to go ahead and play this game with the calculator, we'd be happy to do it.
	Niggas are bringing the scale.
	What the fuck?
	Niggas are bringing the scale.
	You sound like those assholes, man.
	You got the calculator?
	Ready?
	Or no?
	It's coming up.
	It's coming up.
	Yo, I'll tell you this though, man.
	Some of you in here are definitely different.
	You know what I mean?
	What do you mean by different?
	Yeah, what do you mean?
	I mean, like, you guys are definitely, uh, you know, the spectrum.
	All right, Marn is up.
	Shut up!
	All right, you're trying to say all the dumb.
	No, I didn't say that!
	What is the bare minimum age your guys got to be?
	We're talking about your dream, guys, since you have high standards.
	We want to put this guy in.
	And this is the most accurate representation of men in the United States.
	This comes from the U.S. Census Bureau National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey and the CDC. So, minimum age, maximum age for you.
	Minimum age 24. Alright, max?
	29. Alright.
	Minimum height for you?
	5'5".
	No, like minimum height you would accept.
	I would accept 5'5".
	What's all of you?
	5'5".
	I've dated shorter than me.
	I'm not the tall guy.
	Can you stand up real quick?
	Yes.
	And this is your dream guy?
	No way!
	You're 5'5"?
	That happens.
	Do I have to take off my headphones?
	Nah, you can stand up with them, I think.
	I'm 5'5".
	Oh, she got a Dominican booty.
	Well, you gotta hit camera one or something, Chris, probably.
	So they can see.
	How tall do I look?
	You look 5'7".
	Trust me, if a guy was 5'5", you would not date him seriously.
	That's fine.
	We'll give it to her.
	Let's go 5-5.
	I've dated shorter guys and I've dated 6-6.
	And they're gone.
	I prefer shorter.
	Not because of his height.
	We'll go shorter.
	5-5.
	Okay, race.
	Hispanic.
	Alright.
	Wait, no black?
	Black too.
	Oh, that's what I thought, man.
	Dominican is like black too.
	You and DR, you have no choice.
	Highest education, or sorry, bare minimum education he's got to have for you.
	High school.
	Alright.
	And that minimum income for you?
	Per year?
	250,000.
	All right.
	Damn.
	In American dollars?
	Yeah, she knows the exact number.
	In American dollars.
	250. Yeah, yeah.
	250k.
	No, Bill's got it right.
	Quarter million.
	All right.
	Can you be fat?
	No.
	Can you be married?
	Sorry, Mo.
	No.
	All right.
	Exclude both?
	Yes.
	Let's go ahead and see how common this guy is.
	Sorry, Mo.
	Sorry, Mo.
	Thank you, Chris.
	Let's see the numbers.
	This is fine.
	She has...
	Oh!
	Five cat bags!
	Congratulations!
	You are going to be a proud cat mom!
	What is that?
	And honestly speaking, here's your prize.
	Yeah, congratulations.
	He scored a perfect five out of five cat bags, which is pretty much the average at this point on the show.
	So, here's the thing, and this kind of proves my point.
	So, look, you have fairly high standards.
	The guy that you want, what does he measure up at?
	Less than 1% of the population?
	And that's my personality, the way he walks, the way he talks.
	Yeah, we haven't talked about his swag, how he looks.
	His hobbies.
	If he's straight.
	Out there.
	If he laughs weird.
	0.1%.
	0.1%.
	Yeah, but that's worse.
	So, you just said a second ago, right, that you're high standards too, right?
	Yes.
	Like, you're the...
	Shit.
	Yeah.
	Do you think you carry more value than he does?
	I think we both carry value in different ways.
	Let's be very blunt about this.
	Are there more of him or more of you?
	There's more of him.
	Really?
	Yes.
	I'm one of one.
	One of one?
	Seriously though.
	Dominican?
	Problem?
	What makes you worth $250k?
	What?
	What makes you worth $250k?
	What makes me worth 250k?
	Yes.
	I'm worth more than that.
	That's just the minimum.
	Okay, so what makes you worth that?
	What makes you worth more than?
	I am motherly.
	I take care of my man.
	Stop the show.
	Let's have fun with this.
	Everybody put up ten fingers.
	No, I'm not doing this one.
	Ten fingers.
	Why'd you bring us all into it?
	Okay, no, because I'm trying to establish something.
	Ladies, hold up.
	Ten fingers like this.
	I'll put a five.
	Okay, well, that's fine.
	Hold up a hand for her, bro.
	For this girl, please.
	Okay.
	Alright, so this is how this is going to go, ladies.
	You two.
	Five, ten hands.
	So this is where it's gonna go.
	Very simple.
	I want you to name one redeeming trait about yourself that men would find attractive.
	It can be, I'm motherly.
	It can be, I'm a good cook.
	It can be, I'm nice.
	It can be unpleasant.
	I'm funny.
	Whatever it is.
	Something that a man would like.
	Okay?
	I want you to name this trait.
	Now, if you name the trait, let's say, for example, you say, I'm loyal.
	Right?
	Put a finger down.
	Yeah.
	Everybody else, if you're also loyal, take a finger down.
	Cool?
	Okay.
	And we're gonna go around.
	So let's start with you first.
	Name one trait about yourself that makes you attractive to a man.
	And ladies, keep the hands up so that we can keep count.
	Go ahead.
	I'll start with sense of humor.
	Alright, you're funny.
	So one finger down.
	And if you're also funny, please take a finger down.
	What about you?
	I know how to cook.
	Alright, if you're a good kid, if you know how to cook, go ahead, put a finger down.
	What about you?
	I can clean.
	Alright, you can clean.
	If you can clean, also take a finger down.
	What about you?
	I care.
	You care?
	That's cute.
	Okay.
	You're caring.
	You're a caring person.
	I'm caring.
	Great.
	What about you?
	Good mother to the kids.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Good wife.
	Good wife.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Now, I want you to...
	We're going to go back around this way.
	Now, name another trait about yourself.
	That would make you a good girlfriend slash long-term partner.
	Good person.
	You're a good person.
	All right.
	If you're a good person, ladies, take a finger down.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Genuine.
	Genuine.
	You're authentic.
	Everybody else, take one down.
	Alright, what about you?
	Honest.
	Honest.
	Alright, if you're not a liar, honest person.
	What about you?
	I'm smart.
	Alright, if you're also smart, take one finger down.
	What about you?
	Hardworking.
	Hardworking.
	If you're a hard worker, put a finger down.
	And then you finish it off.
	I listen well.
	You're a good listener.
	Okay.
	Who has any fingers left?
	You only have four?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	The rest of you are gone?
	Mm-hmm.
	Zero.
	Congratulations.
	You're like every other girl at the table.
	Good job.
	You lost me.
	I don't understand what I thought that was for.
	Diablo.
	I thought he was smart.
	That exercise was to show you...
	Stay it louder.
	I didn't hear you.
	I thought you were smart.
	What does that have to do with not understanding this exercise?
	I'll explain it to you right now.
	Okay, thanks.
	So, you said, let's go all the way back from the beginning.
	So, first it was, hey, why are guys betraying women, blah, blah, blah, that, you know, they got a good girl at home, etc.
	And then I was explaining that men typically want variety, etc.
	Then you said, and then I went ahead and I explained that, If you have high standards, by definition, that means that the man is the prize because he's harder to come by.
	And then you said, well, no, I'm the prize too.
	You can have high standards while simultaneously also being the prize.
	And I said, okay, cool.
	Let's go ahead and describe your dream man.
	We had concluded that that man is less than 1% of the population.
	And then you said, well, I'm rare too.
	I'm one of one.
	And I said, really?
	Okay.
	So then I asked you, go ahead and describe some traits and then we brought the other girls into the table that make you a redeemable girlfriend.
	Congratulations.
	The traits that you have, all the other girls here also have.
	So what I'm saying is, this man that you want, that is 1% of the population, who is rare in society, you or him?
	So you're saying he's rare and I'm not?
	Yes.
	That was the point?
	As displayed by this exercise right now with a small sample size of your peers.
	Alright.
	I understand now.
	So who's the prize really?
	Well, you asked me different questions than the calculator.
	You didn't ask like...
	The calculator simply highlights that what I'm telling you is factually true from a statistical standpoint.
	It's not a fair comparison if you ask us those questions and the calculator has different sample questions.
	Wait, what?
	Like, it's not, like, what I'm trying to say is this exercise we just did doesn't prove that I'm like all the other girls because the questions that you asked us, like, what is our quality or whatever the fuck you said, that I don't think is a question that defines, can I finish?
	I don't think that's a question that defines my rarity.
	Well, I'll tell you why.
	It does.
	Because I asked you because I was very specific about it.
	See, I find this interesting, right?
	Go ahead.
	Women are only interested about what the man brings to the table.
	But when I ask, well, what do you bring?
	You name all the same shit that the other girls bring.
	Because, I get it, I'm a singer!
	I went to UM! I do ChatGPT, or ChatAI, right?
	Yeah.
	Guess what?
	A guy making that kind of money, he doesn't give a fuck about any of that.
	Because men, hold on, because men look for different things.
	That's why I specifically said, please name one thing about yourself that makes you attractive to men.
	And women tend to forget that men also want something in return for that kind of money and that kind of status.
	So your singing career, what you do with your day job, your University of Miami degree, it doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	So that's why I asked, what would you bring for a man that would be redeemable?
	All of you guys bring the same thing.
	Oh, okay.
	So, going back to my question, statistically speaking, he is rarer than you.
	So he is, by definition, the prize, not you.
	It's us.
	Yeah.
	So are you going to lower your standards?
	No.
	I'm single, so...
	If I don't get what I want, I'm just going to stay single.
	Alright.
	So are you okay with him potentially having other women?
	No.
	So let me get this straight.
	You want this guy that's less than 1% of the population.
	You bring to him the same thing that all the other girls bring but you expect them to be loyal Yeah, call me crazy.
	I mean Are you okay with these with the same guy right?
	I Talking to you, getting to know you, taking you on dates, and then fucking you, and then leaving you?
	See, this is my mentality.
	My goal is to get married.
	So I don't date just to date.
	No, but I personally believe that you actually date guys that you actually like.
	They lied to you, correct?
	I don't date.
	I mean, have you been with guys before?
	Yes.
	Are you a virgin?
	No.
	So you've dealt with guys?
	Yes.
	Alright, so they lied to you, and then they say what they wanted to say just to fuck you.
	So then, you know, before you know it, they leave you, and Myra is trying to tell you the truth, but you don't want to believe Myra.
	Yeah, I just don't think like that.
	So before you know it, you're going to be 30 years old, punching the air, wanting kids, and we're trying to help you out here.
	Okay, so what do you suggest I do?
	Law your standards.
	Be realistic.
	What should I lower?
	No, no, no.
	Have your standards, but just realize that you don't dictate how shit goes.
	Okay, but what do you think I should change about my standards?
	No, keep your standards the same.
	Okay.
	But you're going to shut up when he tells you to shut up.
	You're going to follow what he says.
	You ain't going to talk back.
	You ain't going to give no attitude, no rolling up the eyes, none of that crap.
	I don't disagree with that.
	Right?
	And if he steps out and has to know the chick every now and then, I would probably stick around.
	But he has to meet my needs, too.
	What needs?
	He's already met your needs.
	Yeah.
	You think my needs is just money?
	No.
	And food.
	I need protection.
	He's providing for you, right?
	He lives in a good house.
	I need protection.
	Okay, look.
	That stuff, you want even more, right?
	The gang?
	Yeah, because that's just surface level.
	That's surface level, right?
	Yes.
	Okay, you do realize that he's already less than 1% of the population just off the surface level.
	So, we haven't even gotten into him being caring and charming and nice and speaks the same language as you and everything.
	We haven't even gotten into any of that.
	So, you realize now he's going to be even rarer, right?
	Yeah, I understand.
	So, now that he's even rarer, that means you gotta be on his program even more.
	Oh.
	I understand.
	You know, it's crazy to me how, like, women don't understand that, like, the higher standards, the more you have to, like, realize that you are...
	Basically, you're saying my dream man doesn't exist.
	No, he exists!
	It's just that if you find them, you better shut the hell up!
	Well, okay.
	I mean...
	Now I'm curious.
	Why'd your last relationship end?
	Why?
	Yeah, why?
	Cheating.
	Was it good to you?
	I thought you was one-on-one.
	Did he make good money?
	What does that have to do with him?
	Answer fresh.
	What did you say?
	Did he make good money?
	No.
	He didn't make a lot of money, but I loved him.
	Oh, okay.
	How did that love work out?
	Well, I can't dictate what he does.
	I just chose to not be with him anymore.
	So you're a one-on-one.
	Wait, so you're saying you're a one-on-one and a broke nigga said cheated on you.
	Well, you don't get it.
	Of course!
	What he does has nothing to do with what I am.
	Hey, hey, girls, don't laugh at me.
	So by your logic, if you're a one of one, what he's saying, he would cheat on you then, because you're one of one.
	Why cheat on you?
	Well, maybe he likes the regular girls.
	So that means you're not one of one.
	Yeah, you're not one of one.
	No, I'm just not regular.
	You're one of many.
	I'm one of one.
	I'm not regular.
	Let's move on.
	Let me see what you're saying.
	Bruh, you're literally just like all the other girls at the table, man.
	Superchats!
	I noticed with you, you've been like really quiet now.
	Are you like contemplating, Gabby, what's going on here?
	No, I just think that everybody's entitled to have their own opinions and their own school of thoughts.
	And you know, I respect whatever you have to say.
	So you don't think your guy wants variety?
	Honestly, I don't care.
	Damn.
	So it's okay for him to go do stuff?
	Sure.
	Yes, it is.
	I'm not about to cry.
	100%.
	Cheap pass, alright?
	Do your stuff, man.
	No, no, no.
	I'll just add, you say that, like, if you find out he stepped out on you, would you leave him?
	Honestly, I would just step out right back.
	See, that's the thing they were just saying.
	Step over, step in.
	That's what they were just saying.
	Wait, okay, this guy, okay, so he pays the bills, he takes care of you, and you guys have been together for six years.
	And cooks.
	I'm a little confused.
	Why hasn't he proposed to you?
	I'd just rather not continue prying into my personal life.
	Could we not do that?
	This is a daily podcast.
	No, it's because you're being extra.
	How am I being extra?
	Extra.
	Like, you mentioned it, not us.
	No, you're right.
	It's my fault for even mentioning it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you guys have been together for six years.
	Why are you guys not engaged?
	We are.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	He's just broke, and he hasn't bought a fucking ring.
	Well, he's broke.
	Mm-hmm.
	But he can afford food.
	Oh!
	Gotta eat.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	How long have you guys been engaged?
	The first year that we got together, we got engaged.
	So six years ago?
	Five years ago.
	Okay, so you guys got engaged, but he didn't get a ring.
	I did get a ring.
	I just lost it.
	That's why we haven't gotten a replacement.
	So how's he broke if you bought you a ring?
	Because he got me a ring before, but now we just haven't replaced it.
	So she ate it.
	Yeah, I definitely ate it for sure.
	Okay, so he got you a ring, but how's he broke then if you bought it?
	I'm confused.
	Yeah, you're right.
	So is he really broke or he just bought it and then you lost it and he's like, I'm not gonna buy another one.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah, that was it.
	I mean, you should just marry him.
	Fuck it.
	I'm trying to understand.
	Like, I'm just trying to, like...
	I'm trying to understand, like...
	Okay.
	You guys have been engaged for five years.
	He bought you a ring originally.
	Right?
	You wanted to marry you, and then you lost the ring, and then you're saying he's broke, but like, he bought it, though.
	Like, the first time you lost it.
	We lost it because of the whole situation that happened, but like, I'd rather not get into what happened.
	Okay.
	Okay, who bears responsibility for the loss of the ring, you or him?
	He lost it.
	Oh, he lost it?
	Yeah, because I was supposed to get it cleaned, and then he fucking fell out of his fucking bag.
	Okay, so that's his fault.
	No, like, I wasn't the one that lost it directly.
	So, we just haven't, like, replaced it yet, and like, Okay.
	Was it expensive?
	How much was it?
	Like 10k?
	20k?
	No.
	Five?
	No.
	Two?
	No.
	It's the thought that counts.
	The thought.
	Wait, he lost it?
	Yeah, he lost it when he was supposed to get it.
	I guess cleaned.
	Yeah.
	I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	That nigga's cooking you, bro.
	You say it's onion ring, then nigga ate that shit.
	Yeah.
	Onion ring.
	What the fuck?
	You're like assholes, bro.
	Stop it.
	Stop reading the comments, man.
	I tell a girl, stop reading the comments, and you're engaging them, man.
	No, because they're...
	Yeah, I know, Fresh, but come on, man.
	Help me out here, man.
	Okay.
	So...
	I don't know, man.
	Some things are...
	Engaged five years.
	Have y'all planned a wedding yet?
	No, he's broke.
	No, but it's fine.
	I personally think that he told you he lost it because he sold that shit.
	It was probably, I don't know, like, I bought your ring and then I'm gonna clean that shit.
	I don't know, man.
	If I was a nigga, I would do that shit, bro.
	I don't know about that.
	I think what it is, because this is weird.
	Five years, you said it wasn't that expensive.
	He didn't buy a replacement.
	Y'all been together.
	He pays for all the bills, right?
	He takes care of you?
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, I mean, and y'all don't have kids, right?
	No.
	And he's a chef?
	Mm-hmm.
	And y'all live in Miami, or do you guys live up north?
	Yeah, we live up north.
	So cost of living shouldn't be that bad.
	Yeah.
	I live in Tampa.
	Yeah, cheaper.
	Cheaper than Miami, but still not the cheapest.
	Way better food over there.
	Something soft, man.
	Food here is fire, bro.
	Well, yeah, something...
	I don't know.
	Like, five years will be more than enough to get the money to get that ring.
	So, like, I'm trying to figure out here why he's not taking a plunge.
	You know what I mean?
	Because we already tried to get them the other day on Amazon, but I didn't want Amazon rings.
	Okay, so she has high standards and he...
	It's not a high standard, it's just I'm very particular with the jewelry that I like.
	It's a marriage, man.
	Just get married, man.
	That's it.
	And then later on, just make it happen.
	Yeah, but why not just get married to him and maybe he can figure it out and get you a ring down the road?
	Yeah.
	For sure, you guys are probably right, definitely.
	Alright, look, I'm just going to be very blunt here.
	Okay.
	I don't think you like or respect him that much.
	And I think, at this point, it's like, you guys, you're already in so many years.
	He's good enough, comfortable, but it's like, eh.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you're kind of just dealing with it.
	And I'm willing to bet, like, the fact that you guys stopped the threesomes, etc., that also probably has to do with the fact that, like, you...
	Aren't that attractive to him anymore, and you're not aroused by him to the same level.
	So, like, you know, you can only get away with threesomes if you're extremely desirable to your woman.
	So, I think, you know, a bunch of different things.
	Not being financially competent all the way, taking care of you, but not all the way, not losing the ring, not wanting to replace it properly, not fully plunging in with the marriage.
	There's probably some other situations as well.
	But I can tell just off the way that you speak about him, the way your mannerisms, your behavior.
	You're kind of just, like, tolerating him at this point.
	Well, you're incorrect, but okay.
	If that's your assumption, you have the right to have whatever assumption it is.
	Well, I mean, I'm pretty good at assessing female body language and how women speak about their men.
	And typically what I've realized is when women are in a relationship with a guy that they truly love and desire, they're excited to talk about it.
	They're excited to say it.
	And then the other big thing, which was a big giveaway...
	Which you took the mask off for a second was when you said he was broke.
	So when that came out, I said, okay, she's frustrated with him.
	Not just from there, but from other things as well.
	You know, well, I know it's uncomfortable because I'm telling the truth and you know it.
	No, I just, like, you could be talking about anything else and you just want to pry into my personal life.
	Like, that's just kind of crazy.
	There's so many other topics that you could have just touched on.
	Well, I think that this is a very...
	Yeah, and the music, sure.
	No, I think this is a very good, like...
	You know, honestly, thank you guys so much for everything.
	I'm over target.
	Thank you for coming.
	Yeah, well, thanks for coming.
	All right, girls, get ready.
	That's okay.
	That's fine.
	That's fine.
	No worries.
	Yo, you felt that earthquake?
	No, your ass off rash.
	Guys, and here's the thing.
	You guys, I don't really miss when it comes with women.
	Like, I call it all the time.
	You do.
	She showed herself when she said, he's broke.
	That right there was her natural reaction.
	What was up?
	This is frustrating.
	Yes, he takes care of me, but I don't get a bunch of other stuff.
	They're probably barely making ends meet.
	She's not working herself.
	The reason why she's entering the workforce back...
	Is because they're probably barely making ends meet.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	Listen, I wish you the best, bro, but like she's not happy, bro.
	Hell no.
	You can tell.
	She's not happy at all.
	The obesity, the sarcasm, etc.
	Yeah.
	She doesn't have a healthy respect for men.
	It's very obvious.
	Like if you noticed when I was like saying things, a lot of sarcasm.
	Just blowing it off.
	Yeah, very tongue-in-cheek jokes, which I could tell she does that probably with her boyfriend.
	100% shit.
	Dude, it says she's hungry.
	Huh?
	It says she's hungry.
	Nigga said she's hungry?
	You fucking assholes, bro.
	But yeah, I mean guys, I'm really glad because that's like kind of a teaching experiment for the guys.
	Like, gentlemen, this was a disgruntled woman that's not in a happy relationship.
	The threesome's cutting off, the way she speaks about him disparagingly, the frustration from him losing the ring.
	Like, it probably all started going downhill when he lost that ring.
	Yeah.
	I wonder if it did on purpose.
	Nah.
	No?
	Nah.
	I think he bought the ring.
	He lost it like a dumbass.
	Maybe he wasn't financially competent enough to save up the money to get another one.
	She got angry about that.
	Because now she's starting to set in like, oh my god, this guy isn't responsible.
	He's not competent.
	And boom.
	That's the frustration that you guys see.
	A lot of the weight gain is probably from stress.
	Well, she handled it pretty well until the very end.
	The discomfort was because I was being honest.
	And she knows what I said is true.
	I literally confirmed...
	She wouldn't get up and walk out of here if I was not on point.
	That was the last straw.
	Quite literally.
	The loudest cupcake.
	They're saying he lost it or she lost it.
	I don't know.
	I'm going to err on the side that he lost it, guys.
	Because her frustration is a little...
	Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
	And even if she did lose it, let's say she did lose it, her frustration is that he hasn't replaced it yet.
	That's her biggest thing.
	Six years later, or five years later, hasn't replaced it?
	Bro, she's gonna be tight.
	So someone's asking if she has some ass?
	I don't know what that was, but something was in the trunk.
	I want to get the ladies takes on this.
	You know what Myron?
	The fact that she willingly left and not made a scene.
	She ate that.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	I think it's some dicks, man.
	Ladies, I want to get your thoughts on this.
	We can start with...
	We can start with you.
	I can see you were extremely uncomfortable the whole time sitting next to her.
	What are your thoughts on that?
	Was I accurate?
	Was I not?
	What do you think?
	I think you definitely triggered her somewhere.
	Something probably hit.
	Or maybe, I don't know.
	Do you think I was accurate or no?
	I feel like she would definitely defend herself if that was the case.
	What the fuck, man?
	Maybe, because she has been defending herself the whole time, but she kind of stopped at this point.
	I don't know if she just wanted you to stop, or if you really just hit home.
	I don't know which one.
	I can't tell.
	Come on, man.
	You're a woman.
	Maybe.
	Intuition, you know this.
	You know what the hell is going on.
	You hear her feelings.
	That was nice.
	You think I was accurate or no?
	Okay, come on.
	You can say no if you don't think so.
	Was it the chat, though, honestly?
	I think it was the chat, man.
	What the fuck?
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Them niggas were steep riding her, too.
	Yo, I warned her, man.
	Yes, thank you, Mary.
	I got a fat ass.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	All right, what about you?
	What do you think?
	I saw you were trying to console her on the side.
	I feel like you shouldn't get mad if it wasn't true.
	It wouldn't have bothered you if what you were saying wasn't right.
	What were you telling her?
	I could see that you were whispering to her things.
	All I said was, it's not worth it.
	Alright, fair enough.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	I think she wants to marry him and the fact that he hasn't proposed hurts her feelings.
	Well, they are engaged.
	You did technically propose.
	Oh.
	Maybe she just has weak self-esteem and you made it worse.
	Weak self-esteem?
	Look, no offense, but UM sucks, man.
	Goddamn.
	Weak self-esteem.
	I'm not paying attention.
	I can see that.
	Holy shit, man.
	What'd you score on your SATs?
	Yes.
	Good enough to get in UM. The fuck?
	That school sucks.
	1,300!
	I'm smart.
	I look smart.
	Do you smoke weed?
	Every day.
	Every day.
	I already know.
	I just wasn't paying attention, honestly.
	But I think that she has stuff to work on.
	Okay.
	Emotionally.
	Like what?
	You definitely hit something.
	Bro, we're cooked in higher education, bro.
	I think she wants to be married, but it hurts her feelings that she's not.
	Do you think she's in a good position to be married?
	I don't know her.
	Just looking at her.
	She said no.
	Just by physically?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, physically.
	That has nothing to do with anything.
	Yes, it does.
	No, it doesn't.
	You have to be skinny to get married?
	Yes.
	Shut up.
	You're not even skinny.
	She still got the relationship.
	You're so cute!
	You see how I'm not fat shaming you?
	I think you're cute even though you're fat.
	That's cool, right?
	I'm a nigga.
	But if you're fat, you fat as a girl.
	So you think her husband shouldn't marry her because she's overweight?
	That's mean.
	Yo, yo, can you hit though?
	Huh?
	Can you hit though?
	Can you say it in Spanish?
	Oh, eh.
	Como se dice?
	She said I was cute first.
	Hold on, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	Can he hit?
	Can he hit me?
	No.
	Oh, somebody else, maybe.
	Alright, it's fine.
	I don't give a fuck.
	I don't want to hang out anyways.
	But, listen.
	Oh, yeah, you know what?
	Shit, shit, shit.
	It's kind of cute, man.
	No, I'll give you an 8 out of 10. Okay, there you go.
	That's fine.
	It doesn't.
	You are the only one who thinks it matters.
	But, no, no, no.
	But, what I'm saying is this.
	Her being fat is an L because she's a female.
	Well, I don't know.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You know what?
	Question.
	What?
	Would you girls Robbie fat or date a nigga that you don't like Let's start here.
	Yeah, okay fat or didn't it good that you don't like Data guy don't like it.
	He has good qualities.
	I feel like you could totally have exercise if you go back That's true.
	Look, look, look.
	The better question.
	Chris, man.
	Yo, you're lit, man.
	Yeah, I can tell you you're lit, nigga.
	That's a good question, bro.
	Yo, fuck the shit, man.
	Ladies, ladies.
	That's so funny.
	That's so funny.
	Wait, you know what I'm about to hear?
	Because when you talk about fat and he pops up like...
	Yeah, mo fat as hell, too, man.
	My bad.
	Zoom that shit in, nigga.
	Properly.
	All right.
	All right, ladies.
	Okay.
	The better question is this.
	Would you rather be fat and rich or thin and pretty?
	Fat and rich or thin and pretty as a woman?
	And ugly too.
	Fat and ugly.
	If you're rich, you can just get work done.
	But if you're pretty and skinny, you can make somebody else pay for your life.
	Okay, so which one would you prefer as a woman?
	Fat, rich, and ugly, or pretty and skinny?
	Beautiful, but poor.
	Come on, that's a question!
	Which one are you picking?
	Um, but you're like, you're rich, you have your own money.
	If you're like, poor and pretty.
	Yeah, but you're ugly and fat.
	Oh, that's really sad.
	But you're rich!
	You can like, make yourself pretty.
	So which one are you picking?
	You can get surgery.
	Yeah, that's what you're saying.
	Realistically speaking, which one are you picking?
	I like being slim.
	I prefer it.
	Beautiful and poor.
	What about you?
	Slim and pretty.
	What about you?
	Beautiful and poor.
	Okay.
	Beautiful and poor.
	Y'all are not, come on.
	Beautiful and poor.
	You're not helping me.
	There's your answer.
	That's why, that's why.
	Hold on, hold on.
	That proves his point.
	Ollie, I would prefer to be beautiful and poor over fat and rich.
	Now, let's switch around for the niggas.
	Okay.
	Would you rather have a handsome man that's poor or fat but rich?
	Fat and Root.
	You got me there.
	You got me there.
	You got fat and root.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	She's not going to be pretty for people.
	He can pay for surgery.
	That's what it's about.
	To have the discipline to deny what's easy and comfortable in order to have a healthy lifestyle is wisdom at its finest.
	It's okay, Chris.
	I'll save you, nigga.
	But yeah, so, do you see the point?
	You would rather be with a fat, rich nigga, but I'll tell you this, I would rather be with a beautiful woman that's poor than be with a fat, ugly, rich woman.
	We're not the same.
	A fat woman is a problem.
	A fat man, you can make up for it.
	Yeah, in different ways.
	Yes.
	I see.
	Because a woman's agency is her beauty, not her income, or her status, or her education.
	That is so cool.
	Period.
	I like that.
	It's true.
	No one cares.
	I agree.
	Oh, now you agree.
	I like that.
	What happened before when you said you're one of one?
	It's our podcast.
	Relax.
	Chill.
	Ooh, ooh, feisty.
	Can we move on?
	No, we move on when we want to move on, right?
	Keep drinking.
	I'm a shit out.
	Yeah, I know.
	Stay right there.
	Alright, alright, Miss, I'm 18 and one body count, that's a cat, bro.
	It's true.
	You know what?
	What's your fucking head count?
	One.
	No, so you're saying when you was in high school, you've never given head other than your man?
	Proud of you.
	Man, I'm sober as fuck, man.
	You're not sober.
	That's like your fourth cup.
	That's like your fourth cup.
	That's your fourth piece.
	No!
	Come on, man!
	Can't the doctors tell you how many bodies you got?
	You didn't go to the bathroom and suck dick.
	No.
	Jockeys.
	What?
	I was always skipping.
	Chris, you're on fire tonight, bro.
	Yo, Chris, can you do a woodchuck chuck one?
	Yeah, yeah.
	How many wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck what?
	You see, stop drinking.
	Hey!
	Not bad.
	Hey, hold on, hold on.
	I want to see you do it.
	I can't, cause my tongue piercing.
	No, no, no, try it.
	You can't make fun of him and you can't even do it.
	Alright, I'll say it for you one time.
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
	All right.
	Fuck it, I don't care.
	I got this.
	How much can a woodchuck chuck?
	Yeah.
	You got it?
	Say it again.
	Okay.
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
	Do you study that?
	No.
	I just have a good grasp of the English language.
	How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
	I'll give it to you.
	What about you?
	How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
	Alright.
	Your turn, Hero.
	Name three countries.
	Oh, shit.
	Alright, we'll start with Haiti.
	Now, here's the thing.
	You can't name the United States, Haiti, Canada, or any other country that was named.
	Or USA. Or the United States.
	I'm trying to think of any other countries that were named.
	Or the Dominican Republic.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Three countries.
	Martinique, Nicaragua.
	What's the first one?
	Martinique is one.
	Martinique, okay.
	The third one?
	Uh, Doris.
	Alright.
	Question mark.
	Of course you know Martinique.
	Um...
	Haitians.
	We both look like them.
	Hold on.
	What was it again?
	Wait, sorry, sorry.
	Three countries.
	Three countries.
	Okay, so...
	Malaysia.
	Alright.
	Um...
	Iran.
	Alright.
	And...
	Australia.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Venezuela, Colombia, Peru.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Fuck me.
	I mean...
	We can have each other.
	We can have each other.
	No, no, y'all can't help it.
	I'm gonna say the same shit.
	Fuck me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You gotta say it.
	I don't go to school.
	Texas.
	I mean, it's...
	What'd you say?
	Texas?
	All right.
	Two more.
	Two more.
	Texas.
	Texas.
	Mexico.
	What's you laughing about?
	No, Mexico doesn't count.
	What?
	You didn't say that.
	Antarctica.
	Peru.
	All right, come on.
	Three countries.
	Come on.
	You got this.
	Is Texas your final answer on Wednesday?
	Honduras?
	Wait, hold on.
	It's her turn, not you.
	Three countries, no helping.
	Go ahead.
	Come on.
	Two more.
	So Texas won.
	What else?
	Where do you want to travel to?
	Bora Bora.
	Okay.
	Is that...
	Isn't that like an island?
	Bora Bora.
	Alright, one more.
	Go ahead.
	This isn't even a country.
	Texan Kegos.
	It's not.
	I'm saying it's not.
	I'm finishing his question.
	One more country, come on.
	No.
	I give up.
	What about you?
	New York?
	New York?
	You said New York?
	Sure.
	Two more.
	Texas and Mexico.
	France, France.
	Yo, Chris, what the fuck?
	He said no, Mexico.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, France.
	No, Mexico.
	Marin.
	Africa.
	Africa?
	Even better.
	Los Angeles?
	So Chad is saying, it's French's turn to say.
	To say what?
	Oh, oh, okay.
	Fresh, come on.
	Okay, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?
	Hold on, hold on.
	I'll do it again.
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?
	He's the host, nigga!
	What?
	Nigga, what?
	I said it!
	He said it to you!
	So?
	Alright, man.
	You don't get it, bro.
	You guys like a host?
	Yeah, nigga.
	I bring the girls in.
	It doesn't matter, bro.
	I took candy and bring the girls, man.
	It's fine, bro.
	Okay, congrats.
	Alright, cool, man.
	Go ahead.
	I just started on that one, nigga.
	Well, you did fresh a little bit, but it's fine.
	And, bro, you know what's funny?
	We know you're about to stutter because your eyes are opening up wide.
	Chris!
	Chris!
	What did I do?
	I'm proud of you.
	Thank you, Fresh.
	There you go.
	Yo, Fresh, you're my dog, man.
	Hey, hey, you know what?
	Yo, Fresh, put in the work, man.
	Yo, shout out to Fresh, man.
	I love Fresh, man, but yo, sometimes this thing is funny as fuck, man.
	You know what I'm saying, man?
	It's all good, man.
	It's all good.
	Okay, so you said Texas and California.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we're good.
	What was that?
	It was Kurt?
	Countries.
	Oh, okay.
	TTS? Okay.
	And then also, guys, we're going to switch on over to Rumble here in a second.
	You need a Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men.
	you can't handle the truth soundbite for when whales leave the pod bus owned her appreciate that daddy noca gaming appreciate that greatly and guys so what we're going to do is we're going to switch on over to rumble but don't worry we're going to stay live on youtube but you guys are going to see a blurry ass screen so come on over guys to rumble and we're going to do the girls questions and we're going to do girls questions and then close out so we're going to drop the rumble chat in the link for you guys and then also I want to read that TTS where that dick goes cooking that's another reason too
	I want to switch to rumble because it was bullying, but it was kind of funny.
	I wish she was here, though, so she could hear it.
	But maybe she'll fucking have an epiphany moment and realize, like, bro, this is not acceptable behavior.
	You know what I mean?
	You gotta lose weight.
	You gotta respect your man.
	You gotta be a better girlfriend.
	I guarantee you she's insufferable.
	Well, her sarcasm is so...
	Nigga, the way she was treating me, the way she was treating me, I guarantee you her boyfriend gets it ten times worse.
	Yeah, because he's not even adequate.
	Yeah.
	Like, yeah.
	And she probably rolls her eyes at him, like, yeah, he's broke.
	Who says that about a man?
	Yeah.
	When you're fat, too, it's crazy.
	Alright.
	Yeah, nigga, her ass was the opposite way.
	Sorry.
	Alright, let's hit that TTS. Hey, nigga, where you laughing, nigga?
	Alright.
	And then Mo, spam that rumble chat for the niggas on YouTube.
	Here we go.
	Uh, okay.
	Yeah, yo, this nigga.
	Oh, no.
	No audio.
	Yeah, on YouTube.
	Oh what?
	Oh no but I can't even hear that.
	K-N-A-L-Z-Z.
	Tip $35.
	To the enormous cow, quadruple chin, C-H-A-P-I-N-A.
	You are a disgrace to tortoise by denying your obese eating habits.
	We can cure world hunger if we gave her to the Somalians.
	Cubana, you liberal brainless degenerate.
	Leave the country, W Myron and Elmo.
	Elmo?
	You have anything you want to say back to him?
	He said you need to leave the country.
	Thank you.
	Nope.
	Alright.
	You paid $35 for that?
	Yeah, you did.
	Big Ting Sagwan tipped $35.
	Yo fresh tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy I'm done with the woodchop and by the way oh my goodness you two didn't know countries.
	Okay, um, okay, so what else we got here?
	Okay, Demetrius again.
	First, can you read that?
	Let's try this again, ladies.
	Do you think men and women can be friends?
	If yes, you have a guy friend, Myron Fresh, y'all know what to do.
	Okay, can men and women be friends?
	Yes.
	Without any type of, like, sex or feelings?
	Yes.
	Yes?
	Yes.
	Yes?
	No.
	No?
	What?
	No.
	No.
	What?
	You gotta see them as a sibling, otherwise no.
	It's your mindset and his mindset.
	They're gonna want you, but they're not.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	So three no's, two yes.
	So do you guys have any guy friends?
	Yes.
	Question for you.
	What if you called one of them and said, hey, I'm horny, I'm home.
	What you trying to do?
	He would say no.
	He would say no?
	Exactly.
	100%?
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, let's give it a test.
	Let's call him right now.
	I mean, I only have one homeboy.
	I can call Roberto.
	Roberto.
	No, no, no.
	But, hold on.
	Let's do this correctly, though.
	But he don't stay in Miami, so...
	We can do it with mine.
	Where's he at?
	We can do it with my homeboy.
	I think Mississippi.
	Mississippi.
	Tell him you're there for the night.
	All right.
	Let's get their follows.
	That'll be fun.
	So, they think that guys and girls can be friends.
	These two TikTokers?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	He's just going to laugh.
	No, no, but we'll keep it going, though.
	No, no, no, but, like, tell them the rules, because guys will laugh to test you, right?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	So, basically, he's going to play it off at first.
	If you're serious on a point, he'll go for it, for sure.
	Yeah, I think the best way to do it is, hey, why do we never amount to anything?
	Or, hey, why do we never...
	Yeah.
	Wait, but...
	Both of us, or just one?
	But, don't text them and...
	Wait, both of us, or just one?
	Both, but it'll be one call at a time, obviously.
	On speakerphone.
	On speakerphone, and then everybody else gotta be quiet while we do this.
	So, here's the script.
	You're gonna call and say, hey, whatcha doing?
	You're going to go first?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let's explain.
	Let's explain before you call him.
	Go ahead, Fresh.
	So we're going to say, hey.
	Give her the instructions.
	I'm home alone.
	I just was in deep thought, and I'm like drunk right now.
	I want to know why we never worked out or never did anything together.
	He's going to say, haha, stop getting around.
	He's like, no, I'm serious.
	And then you're going to say, no, deadass, I'm tired of being with these guys out here.
	I really want to be with you.
	I mean, but they're seeing the show or no?
	Like, they're watching the...
	No?
	To their home chilling, right?
	No.
	He doesn't know about this.
	Alright, so what we're going to do is you're going to call, you're going to put on speaker, everyone else be quiet, nobody say anything.
	He might switch it to Spanish and English, so...
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	Just mute on important parts.
	Translators, I think.
	So again, you're home alone, you're a little bit tipsy, I know what I'm going to say.
	I know what I'm going to say.
	Okay.
	Don't say, I told you, sir.
	I told you, nigga.
	Yeah, don't laugh.
	Don't fuck it up.
	Mute the call if you're going to laugh.
	You're Puerto Rican?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	He butt smashed.
	She's black.
	Yeah.
	Hey, come on, man.
	Shh.
	I wonder...
	Oh, it's one in the morning.
	Let's see.
	I don't know if he's awake.
	Alright, call somebody else.
	Try one more time.
	Give him the double call so he does the series.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Yeah.
	If it hits voicemail, then call one more time and then...
	You can say, fuck no.
	He's probably sleeping.
	Okay, call somebody else right now.
	Yeah.
	Alright, try the other friend.
	Oh, okay.
	Wait, how many guy friends you got?
	How many you got?
	Oh wait, no.
	Not this one.
	No, no.
	That one.
	That one.
	What the fuck?
	Okay, okay, okay.
	I have two games on my phone.
	Okay.
	Hello?
	What are you doing?
	um I don't know I've been kind of like drinking and stuff and I was just like wondering like if you want to like come over you all yeah well Come on.
	Come on, I'm by myself.
	We can just chill.
	You know, Netflix and chill.
	I bet I'm done.
	Okay, you want to bring more liquor?
	Yeah, I'm done.
	What do you want?
	Uh-oh, um, give me some...
	some buzz bar tequila.
	Or some reposado.
	I mean, like, what are we gonna do?
	That's what I'm saying.
	What you up to?
	I'm trying to know what you trying to do.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm not trying to do all that.
	I'm not trying to really like just be watching movies and shit.
	Hmm.
	Okay, yeah, me too.
	All right, bet.
	I'm going to slide in.
	All right.
	Let's f***ing go!
	I ain't trying to get some shit, bro!
	Don't feel the need to be around women unless it's about that.
	Let's go, man!
	What did you say?
	What?
	Wait, do I tell him in the breath?
	Men, don't feel the desire to be around a woman unless it's about that.
	Yeah, because you guys are fucking useless, to be honest.
	He's probably not.
	He's probably not.
	The reason why, I like that you said that.
	The reason why men don't feel the desire to be around women for nothing is because you guys are fucking useless.
	Outside of sex.
	Hanging out with girls 9 out of 10 times is a waste of time, bro.
	Wait, let me call him and tell him.
	Bro, he's probably going to go to my crib.
	Text him.
	Tell him you're just trolling.
	Fresh.
	He's going to show up with flowers, bro.
	Don't do it.
	Nigga, I'll show up with a fucking hard dick and reposado and shit.
	Nigga, what the fuck?
	And he got a bitch in the back, too, so he won't lie to her.
	He's going to lie to her.
	Hey, hey.
	Yo, yo, sorry, I'm sick.
	He's going to borrow more than his work.
	He's going to borrow Chris's lotion.
	Yeah.
	Bro.
	Alright, you wanna call Mr. Mississippi guy?
	No?
	Alright, she's gonna shake you down.
	She's like, oh shit.
	Alright, Puerto Rico, you good now?
	We'll give her the phone back.
	Alright.
	So, hold on, hold on.
	Question for you.
	Is he really your friend?
	Nope.
	Hello?
	What are you doing?
	Shit.
	Chilling.
	Watching basketball.
	What's up?
	Oh, I'm in Mississippi.
	Type shit.
	What are you trying to do?
	Shit.
	What do you mean, shit?
	Not shit.
	I smoke, I drink.
	What's the play?
	Smoke, drink.
	Um, nigga, did I tell you I'm not doing nothing and shit?
	What?
	Hold up, hold up, hold up.
	I open the car with Josh.
	Don't even worry about it.
	Alright.
	Don't even worry about it.
	I ain't doing it.
	I can't do that.
	Do what?
	I want to see you though.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	I ain't gonna lie to you.
	What do you mean?
	Josh don't got to know.
	Well, too bad I respect him too much, so I ain't doing it.
	Alright.
	Okay, now he's going to tell my boyfriend.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Okay, that's different.
	If it's your boyfriend's friend, then nah.
	I'm talking about like a dude in a friend zone.
	They're not cool.
	They must be if the nigga said I respect him too much.
	They are cool, you just don't know.
	When I be on the phone with him, he'd be next to me.
	Nah, bro.
	Sign off, bro.
	Yeah, sign off, man.
	They're clearly friends with each other.
	Wait, is he calling back?
	No.
	It was my boyfriend texting.
	Alright.
	Do I just send him out the plane?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Don't fuck your shit up, bro.
	Yeah, don't fuck it up.
	We're not trying to ruin the thing.
	But yeah, sign off, bro.
	You gotta call somebody that don't know your man.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	I'm talking about a guy friend that your man don't know about.
	Or might know about, but they're not friends.
	Would your boyfriend whoop that dude's ass?
	Yeah, he would, right?
	Yeah.
	So, the fear of violence.
	There you go.
	He's keeping it in line.
	Alright, can we take our phone?
	Thank you, Jew.
	Yo, but I'm sure that...
	Yo, we got the most divorced workforce, bro.
	We got a Jew.
	We got Hispanics.
	We got Blacks.
	We got Haitians.
	We got Haitians.
	And then niggas tell me I'm racist.
	We got Somalians.
	Who's on it?
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm not no dirty pirate, nigga.
	I'm not no dirty pirate, man.
	Twitter won't believe you still.
	Yeah, they're still gonna call me a racist faggot.
	Okay, we got any questions?
	Oh, yeah.
	So, okay, ladies, do you still believe that guys and girls can just be friends?
	Yes.
	You still believe that?
	Yeah.
	The one that I called the first time, me and Hiv haven't been friends for about to be over the years.
	I know you ain't talking.
	Your nigga's sliding right now.
	Sliding for Vaughn!
	Yo, that's crazy work.
	Also, guys, just so you guys know, get on the email list, guys.
	Link is below.
	Sign up to Castle Club for absolutely free.
	You can watch the show from Castle Club.
	And it's fucking Liddy.
	Yo, hold on.
	Chris, Chris.
	If I'm allowed to.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	You got to hit the bathroom?
	Yeah, sure.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	I just got to make sure...
	Well, it's fine.
	If I ask your question, we'll know because other girls are going to be like, what the fuck?
	That's not my question.
	I can read some chats then.
	In the meantime.
	Oh, yes.
	Let's read some chats.
	I'll read some chats.
	Oh, yeah.
	You've been on the roast for a minute.
	William S.O.S. Let's try this again, ladies.
	Do you think men and women...
	Oh, no.
	Got that one.
	Williamson goes, question for the ladies.
	Would you go on a date with Fresh?
	If not, say why.
	What the fuck, man?
	What the fuck?
	All right.
	That's a funny question, though.
	All right.
	Bruh.
	Why not?
	Because I have a boyfriend.
	Huh?
	Why's that?
	I have a boyfriend.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Okay, let's assume you didn't have a boyfriend.
	Why yes or no?
	Don't question.
	Nope.
	That's a grown-ass man.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'm not Puerto Rican, though.
	I don't know.
	I would, I wouldn't.
	It depends.
	On what?
	I don't know.
	Let's just go with...
	I'll go on a date with you, yeah.
	Alright.
	I was about to say, you got one arm.
	You can't be picky like that.
	Alright, what about you?
	No.
	Why not?
	Because he doesn't believe in monogamy.
	I do.
	Oh, you do?
	Yeah.
	I never know any of my girlfriends or wife.
	But you're going on a date, though.
	Huh?
	You're going on a date.
	Because it's funny.
	It's a boy, man.
	No, I never did.
	Ever.
	I wouldn't.
	Okay, what if I was a Christian man?
	Wait, do you think any man really believes in monogamy?
	No, no, I believe in it though.
	I would call me crazy, but I believe they're out there.
	Okay.
	You do realize, look, look, look.
	1%.
	You know, like, the dudes that say, oh, I believe in monogamy, them niggas whack off to porn.
	Oh, you think?
	No, we know.
	Pause.
	So if I think my man is loyal, and he loves me, and he has everything, I'm crazy, and he's cheating on me on the side, but I just don't know.
	Probably, yeah.
	Okay.
	No.
	I wouldn't go on a date with you.
	Okay.
	Wait, why not?
	Knowing that niggas aren't going to be monogamous.
	Let's take that monogamy out.
	I just wouldn't put myself through that because he's probably going to get tired of me like you say.
	I would never.
	Because I'm useless.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Don't even go to awesome.
	Okay, well if I'm on a date with you, where are you going to take me?
	First of all, I'm going to surprise you.
	Secondly, I'm going to plan a date so well, you won't even know it's a date.
	It might be a honeymoon.
	I like that.
	Wait, hold on.
	I got you.
	You want a guy who's a Christian?
	Chris.
	Yes, because I'm Christian.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Me too.
	Your Instagram is not Christian at all.
	Because right now, I'm currently scrolling through Instagram, and I'm sorry to say...
	What up, faggot!
	You know what?
	Pull it up, man.
	Let's talk about it.
	So, okay, okay.
	All jokes aside, you really think like...
	So, okay, monogamy aside, because I'm telling you, no dude is monogamous.
	Niggas is going to be whacking off to porn, bro.
	Like, you're not that special.
	So, um...
	Hold on.
	I think she is special.
	Yo, fresh will out to you, man.
	No, no, but...
	Fair enough.
	Yo, let's do it, man.
	I don't give a fuck, man.
	Go ahead.
	Do it.
	Nigga what?
	I think I look very modest.
	Really modest?
	I think so.
	You think a Christian guy wants his girl exposed on yachts, on fancy cars, uh, you have your nipples pointy and bras and shit like that?
	I don't think that defines my fate though.
	Wait, wait, wait!
	Go back up!
	Wait, wait, wait, first!
	Lambo truck!
	What do you know?
	Whose car is that?
	Oh, shit!
	An ex?
	X-Men?
	X-Men?
	What does that have to do with my faith?
	Your faith?
	My faith.
	First of all, you ain't taking selfies one-on-one.
	Like you said, in a nigga, you ain't fucking.
	Trying to walk on water?
	What are you talking about?
	You're taking the subject.
	Come on, man.
	We've seen worse than this, though.
	Yeah, you're right, though.
	Okay, what about you?
	I feel like we wouldn't have the same personalities, so, no.
	What's your personality?
	Chill.
	Like, I don't go out.
	I just go to do events.
	What, you assume this nigga goes outside?
	Hold on.
	Listen, just so you understand, I'm a guy that works hard.
	I go to the gym, and I'm just a chill guy.
	Awesome.
	Wait, so what, do you think he'd be at the club and shit like that?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Why not?
	I mean...
	Dude, I'm 32. What makes you think he'd be at the club all the time?
	I would never go there.
	You probably have a lot of friends that are in that, like, industry.
	I'm a lone wolf.
	So, like, you're always trying to get a connect.
	Oh, shit.
	Networking, you could do in my...
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	What made you think that this thing is, uh, in a club and networking and all this other shit?
	It's just a guess.
	There wasn't anything factual.
	So you're assuming already?
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	She can smell the nigger, man.
	She can smell it.
	Yo, could you move the thing, pin message?
	Alright.
	I can't see the chat.
	Alright.
	Well, is it because he's a Trump supporter?
	That's for sure.
	So you never dated a Trump supporter?
	Did your guy vote for Kamala?
	Yeah.
	He supports me.
	He didn't cancel my vote.
	Well, hold on.
	Wait.
	Did he vote for Kamala because you told him to vote for Kamala?
	No, he has his own views.
	Why'd he vote for Kamala?
	How would I know?
	I thought you guys were in a relationship.
	Yeah, but that's politics.
	We don't talk about politics.
	Did y'all go to vote together or no?
	No.
	Is he Cuban too?
	No, he's Peruvian.
	Well, Peruvian, Cuban.
	Is he an American citizen?
	Yes.
	You voted for Kamala?
	Yep.
	Are you sure he's a he?
	Yeah, he is.
	Wait, hold on.
	Can I defend myself real quick?
	Yeah, sure.
	I actually believe you're part of your choice.
	That's great.
	And an abortion.
	Kill the babies.
	What?
	Depends on the situation, obviously.
	Actually, yeah, I'll be honest.
	I'm the far right one.
	He's far more centered politically.
	I'm pretty far right.
	I don't even think women should vote.
	I think we should repeal the 19th Amendment.
	Honestly, fuck them kids.
	Except for a kid.
	Misogony.
	Yeah.
	You don't want kids on your own?
	That doesn't mean I'm a feminist either.
	Wait a minute.
	A feminist?
	Feminist.
	Whatever.
	You just said fuck them kids.
	No, no, them kids, but not her kids.
	Thank you.
	Okay, but you still just said fuck them kids.
	Yeah, them kids.
	They're already dead.
	Alright, what about you?
	Wait, wait, I'm confused.
	So you're not a feminist?
	That doesn't make me a feminist.
	Oh, you don't identify as a feminist?
	No.
	Interesting.
	I have one question for you then.
	If you don't identify as a feminist, if your man told you, quit your job, stay at home, would you do it?
	Yeah.
	Wouldn't anybody?
	Does anybody want to wear it?
	Told you, fuck your career, etc.
	You'd be okay with that?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Then he told you, you need to focus on the children, stay at home, focus on the kids only.
	You'd be okay with that?
	That's fine.
	and a lot of people do that.
	All right.
	I mean, but what you do?
	Hmm?
	She said she would.
	No, but...
	Okay, let's be more specific.
	Would you do that, though?
	Yes.
	Everybody at a certain point of time needs to grow up.
	Who is the leader in a marriage or slash relationship?
	I'm sorry?
	Who is the leader in a relationship?
	The man.
	Okay.
	He has to protect, he has to provide.
	Okay, so you understand that you are his support in it?
	Doesn't matter.
	See?
	Like, she's, uh...
	Hey, listen.
	All right, fair enough.
	What did you say, Chris?
	Just scat, bro.
	All right.
	It doesn't matter.
	I mean, you don't even know me, so...
	Chris, you don't know her.
	Relax, you don't know her, Chris.
	Hey, listen, body language is important, man.
	She's cool, Chris, relax.
	Alright, fresh.
	You got it fresh.
	Alright, uh, would you date, uh, fresh?
	Yeah.
	Alright!
	She's cool.
	Okay.
	Have you seen her before?
	A few times.
	Why can't you remember me?
	He does remember you because that's how he...
	It's so dark that I can't see myself.
	I'm black too, though.
	Yo, what the fuck, bro?
	Oh my god, onion ring time!
	Yo, I knew niggas was gonna cook, bro.
	There's a fat girl that left, nigga.
	Oh, I don't know, man.
	It's, uh...
	It's this mega...
	What?
	What the fuck is this nigga saying?
	Fuck y'all niggas, man!
	Chris!
	Chris, do you want to say it again?
	No, Chris, fuck that.
	Say it again.
	See, ladies, they roast us, too.
	Chris, say it again.
	They roast us, too, ladies.
	Chris, say it again!
	No, Chris, say it again!
	Say it again, nigga.
	Woodchuck.
	No, you say it first.
	Alright, how much wood?
	Woodchuck.
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
	Bro, stop talking, nigga!
	Thank you.
	How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck chuck wood?
	Simple.
	You say it now.
	How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck wood?
	Yo!
	I said way better than your ass, right?
	Correct?
	Way better than you.
	Way better than you.
	And I'm drunk too!
	You know what?
	I had one say, fuck you, bitch, my boy.
	But yo, nigga, man.
	Come on, man.
	Hey, you know what, Chris?
	This is a great segment, bro.
	On the game.
	How about that?
	We'll play tonight.
	You got it, bro.
	You got it.
	Okay.
	What else?
	What else?
	Bro, this shit crazy.
	This question is for Myron.
	What are your thoughts on Canada being the 51st state?
	Nah, man.
	Too much debt.
	Fuck them niggas, man.
	Canada's a failed country, bro.
	Let them niggas deal with their own problems.
	Trudeau is fucking gay.
	Yeah, they're gay.
	Ladies, think of what you physically look like and are doing during the act of sex itself.
	What the fuck?
	You get off by submitting, why would a man want his wife to let herself do that with multiple men?
	Exceptions aren't rules.
	Now, name three countries, and one thing you offer to a man, the girl to your left doesn't.
	We kind of did that already with that stress.
	Yo, yo, yo, Chad.
	Like, you niggas are funny as fuck.
	I'm fucking rubber, man.
	Ryan Smith says, Fresh So Black, he had to steal the food from...
	Bro, come...
	Fresh So Black, he had to steal the food from a random family at Chick-fil-A. Alright.
	W. Waller, we need all you guys back in Romania for a show.
	Yes.
	Yes, we do.
	You know what, man?
	We need to do a European tour once again.
	Free.
	Fully free.
	Yeah.
	You know what, bro?
	We should just go back to Romania, hang out with the Tates and shit like that in January.
	When they're free.
	So we can do more fun stuff.
	Ah, yeah, you're right.
	They can't really leave.
	Yeah.
	At least for now.
	Black094.
	But they're in good spirits.
	Yeah, 100%.
	They're in good spirits.
	Chat, just so you guys know, they're in good spirits.
	Tristan and Andrew are doing well.
	And they're going to shock the world, bro.
	Yep.
	Talk to you.
	Hating ass niggas, man.
	What do we got here?
	We all know three or four OF chicks look like this trying to claim it's hard work and valid.
	We don't got no OnlyFans girls here, thank God.
	Question for the ladies.
	If you voted for Kamala, do you think the USA is a racist country after the majority of Americans voted for Trump?
	I think we only have one girl here that can answer that.
	Kamala.
	Yes.
	Do you think that America is racist after the majority of Americans voted for Trump?
	Honestly, everybody's for their own opinion.
	A lot of people are actually on a cruise for four years to avoid Trump.
	But do you think America is racist, in your opinion?
	No, it's not.
	Well, I'm a racist.
	And I'm a proud racist.
	And that's great for you.
	He's a comedian, don't mind him.
	Can I get my hood?
	No, we're gonna continue.
	Why are you so scared, bro?
	No, it's cold in here.
	He wants to get his hoodie.
	Let's continue.
	Oh my god, let's go.
	We're comedians.
	What's the next one?
	W on FNF hiring Sofia, one of the most base Jews.
	You guys already are rubbing off on her.
	Oh yeah, bro, she's rubbing her hands right now in the back.
	I think she came already.
	Yeah, she's already rubbing her hands.
	You want to rub your hands for the camera real fast for the people?
	They're right here.
	This camera right here.
	Oh no, you gotta move.
	Oh no, right there.
	There you go.
	That meme that shit nigga.
	Oh my god.
	Niggas can't call me anti-Semite now.
	Alright, what do we got here?
	Nightstar.
	Appreciate that.
	Ten bucks.
	We're comedians.
	Yeah, we are comedians, right?
	Is that the new pivot?
	No, no, no.
	It's not pivot.
	It's who we are.
	Alright, question related.
	Why must men always be taught how to treat women, but women are never taught how to treat men?
	Oh, wow.
	Sorry, that's a good question.
	What the hell?
	She ate the ring.
	Oh my god.
	Yo, you kids are assholes, man.
	Yo, listen, man.
	You're a freshman in your asshole, man, nigga.
	Get down.
	And, uh...
	Yo, pull up that George Floyd shit one more time, bro.
	Pull up that George Floyd shit one more time.
	Gene, stop laughing.
	Yo, what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
	We have 60K watching right now, by the way.
	Yo.
	Yo, what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
	Hey, listen, man.
	Yo.
	Kaylee, stop laughing.
	Yo.
	The fentanyl killed George Floyd, bro.
	Literally and figuratively.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	You don't need to stop laughing!
	I still hear you!
	Y'all think, uh, you guys think this is a fucked up joke?
	What?
	I didn't laugh.
	Sorry, the fence and all think?
	I didn't laugh.
	I didn't get it.
	No comment.
	You're smiling, though.
	Because...
	Alright, who killed George Floyd?
	Dark humor!
	Who killed George Floyd?
	The cops.
	Really?
	You think that?
	Alright, what about you, DR? Who killed George Floyd?
	A white police officer.
	Okay.
	What about you, Puerto Rico?
	Who killed George Floyd?
	A white cop.
	Alright, what about you?
	What planet am I on?
	Alright, and then what about you?
	Who killed George Floyd?
	I actually don't know.
	Was he doing drugs?
	No.
	I'm not sure.
	The fentanyl killed him, ladies.
	I'm serious!
	He had toxic levels of fentanyl in his system.
	Did y'all know that?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	That's wild.
	Y'all still think Chauvin killed him?
	Yeah.
	Man, free my nigga Chauvin, man.
	No.
	Give him a pardon, bro.
	I'm serious.
	He ain't kill him, bro.
	He ain't kill him.
	How the hell did he die, right, of asphyxiation when he's yelling, Mommy, the whole time?
	You can't yell if you can't breathe.
	Mommy.
	Bro, it was the fan all that killed him, man.
	Yeah, like, it takes like, you know?
	I have to go.
	What?
	What?
	It's my bedtime.
	Okay, don't.
	Don't come back in.
	Thank you for having me.
	Alright, well, cooked.
	Alright.
	Shit.
	She likes niggas, alright?
	Alright.
	Alright, I think the Instagram is pissed off, Chris.
	I don't give a fuck, man.
	No, no, no.
	She mad because...
	You could have paid attention before anyway, man.
	I don't know if there's a sneakers, man.
	I think we got a comprehension issue here.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	Um...
	Rage quit, man.
	Rage quit?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think Instagram was too far, Chris.
	That pissed her off.
	No, no, no.
	She wanted to leave before Instagram.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, she did?
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's back from bedtime.
	So, like, she has, like, you know, things to attend to afterwards.
	I'll be fair.
	She got some ass.
	I'll be fair.
	Bro, she got nothing to attend to, bro.
	Like, they're good.
	Like, bro.
	Fresh, like, sugar daddy.
	It's like something going on afterwards.
	Something?
	See the Lambo truck?
	I'm telling you, bro.
	That's an L. That was a huge red flag.
	Taking a picture of a nigga Lambo truck?
	That's an L. That's a big, big L. Alright, what else we got?
	It's fine, man.
	We do a live, man.
	Alright, bro.
	Fuck, man.
	It makes no difference, bro.
	Bitches out of here.
	Alright, where is the...
	What was that?
	Oh!
	Jew.
	Where's the Jew?
	Okay.
	She was on the pre-stream anyways, rating for Myron Dadless, 6. Oh shit.
	Okay.
	Disabled female, 7. This from before?
	Yeah, before.
	Okay.
	That was early.
	Not sure if it's the camera, but Rare Attractive Black Girl, 8. Okay.
	Kamala voter there, only two genders.
	Three.
	Unknown species, one.
	Is that your real hair?
	Five, if not, three.
	Okay.
	What?
	Okay.
	Que gordita, bro.
	What the fuck?
	Come on, man.
	Okay.
	Where is the juke?
	Oh, no.
	We got that one.
	Yo.
	With the Burger King shit?
	Wait, did she really wear that Burger King shit?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	I was about to say.
	Wow.
	To the girl who looks like the Stranger Things chick, are you autistic or having withdrawal symptoms?
	You've been rocking back and forth making funny faces.
	They're trying to say you're retarded.
	You got anything you want to say?
	Defend yourself?
	She's not.
	No, no, no.
	Let her defend herself.
	She got a mouth.
	Use it.
	You sure?
	Yeah.
	They're saying you're retarded.
	Are you retarded?
	I'll find out.
	What?
	I don't think they'll be able to find out, so that's why they're asking.
	Drop your attie.
	They'll pull up on you.
	No, just tell them yes or no.
	They'll give you Addy.
	Yeah.
	Wait, you are a retard?
	No.
	But I'll drop my address, but now I'm here.
	You can text me and I'll drop it.
	Oh, shit.
	Uh...
	Which I think I'm pussy.
	Alright.
	What are you going to do?
	Okay, anyways.
	She's not, okay?
	Okay, she's not.
	Get that clear.
	She's not at all.
	She's not dropping daddy or not a retard?
	She's not a retard.
	Okay.
	Gotcha.
	But we'll drop daddy.
	That's not a nice word, guys.
	Yes.
	Well, it's not a nice word.
	Who said that?
	The R word.
	Retard?
	Duh.
	Yeah, mama.
	I think retard is a great word.
	I think if used correctly, it's a good adjective.
	No.
	What do you call that?
	It's a good, uh...
	Yeah, adjective.
	Description.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it depends on how you use it.
	Yeah.
	See, they're from a different generation.
	They're young.
	Like, in their generation, using the term retard is offensive.
	Yeah, like Call of Duty video games.
	Yeah.
	You're a retard!
	Yeah, I mean...
	Halo.
	Yeah, they don't use retard or faggot or what else?
	Yeah.
	Or...
	Nick or kite.
	What else?
	Those are fun words.
	Spick.
	Bastard.
	Spick.
	Bastard, yep.
	You bastard.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty much it.
	We got three spicks at the table, one Nick.
	I mean, it's not that bad.
	What?
	Let's move it.
	What?
	Nothing.
	Just keep moving.
	Okay.
	Get these ladies home.
	Toof.
	That was the plank that broke the buffalo's white bag, or whatever the saying is.
	He probably bought her an onion ring and lost that shit.
	What the fuck?
	The fact that they're still talking about her, she's not even here.
	Yeah, they're roasting her still, you know?
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, I mean, she rage quit, bro.
	Niggas didn't get to cook.
	Circumcision.
	Circumcision became...
	And these chaspray came in when she was still here.
	Yeah.
	Circumcision became popular because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 50% off.
	Yo, that's crazy.
	It's my bedtime.
	Nigga says she look like a monkey, bro.
	Oh, man.
	When memes become reality, the happy merchant tea.
	Yo, that's...
	How soon to be Frank Council girl and the panel is going to truly feel admired or fresh or stating facts and now feelings?
	I mean, bro, she's a Kabbalah voter.
	How many genders are there?
	She's been cool.
	Uh, no comment.
	I honestly, it doesn't even matter.
	Come on!
	How many genders are there?
	Two, obviously.
	Okay, good job.
	Why was that so hard to say?
	Cool, you got this.
	I said it, didn't I? Yeah, but barely.
	Yeah, bro, she doesn't want to be canceled.
	Yeah, no, that's fine.
	Alright.
	Sandwich fund.
	Thank you for the sandwich fund, nigga.
	Alright, and then I'll read some of these.
	How do you expect a woman to respect you and stay in love when you're always cheating?
	Of course, you're only desired for your money.
	There's nothing else left to love.
	What do you even love about yourself?
	Not material-wise.
	Who asked this one?
	That was a loaded one.
	Very loaded.
	It's probably the...
	I think she left.
	Yeah, she left.
	Fat bitch?
	Yeah, probably.
	No, I think it's the other one.
	No, the one I was in the middle.
	The one with gray.
	You sure?
	The gray shirt.
	She has one?
	Why?
	Probably.
	Why?
	Probably.
	All right, well, she's not here.
	Why do you guys wait on women to make the first move?
	Who does that?
	You?
	I definitely don't.
	Did your guy wait for you to make the first move?
	No.
	I'm just saying in general, my best friend has this guy at my job that they're always talking, but he's not...
	He might not like her.
	He might be gay, though.
	I mean, a job, like, probably insecure.
	Is your girlfriend hot?
	Yeah, she's really pretty.
	Pretty annoying, probably.
	I don't know, man.
	I don't trust female...
	Like, y'all always say my girl looks good and then I look and she looks like a gargoyle.
	Probably scared of allegations.
	What was that?
	Maybe scared of allegations.
	Yeah.
	That could be it.
	Or just an effeminate dude.
	That could be it too.
	Um...
	Or your friend's annoying.
	One of the two.
	Do you think people's decorum changed after COVID? Oh, that was hers.
	Oh, that was the girl here.
	The fat one.
	She said it was hers.
	Can we not body shame?
	I'm speaking to him in a way he can understand.
	That's the only way he'll understand.
	Body shame.
	Oh, you don't like when we say people are fat?
	Because he's talking about fat and looking at him.
	Yeah, but honestly, that's the only way he'll understand.
	Respectively.
	But yeah, no, no, he's fat as hell, but here's the difference.
	Moe can still get a bitch being a fat ass nigga, man.
	She's gonna have a tough time getting anybody to take her seriously as a fat woman.
	Like, a fat woman is the equivalent to a broke man.
	Does that make sense?
	Yeah, we body shame on this podcast all the time.
	Don't worry.
	Alright.
	Work comedians.
	No, I'd be serious, man.
	If it were to me, I'd put all the fat people in concentration camps.
	See, he does the best jokes, doesn't he?
	Yeah.
	I can't tell.
	No, I'm serious.
	I put him in concentration camp.
	Niggas concentrate on diet and exercise.
	This is funny as fuck.
	They either get shredded from starvation or die from starvation.
	And exercise.
	And vegetables.
	Exercise won't kill you.
	What?
	That's why she left.
	She was hungry.
	Oh my god!
	Fresh!
	Hey man, I'm just saying.
	Let's go, man.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	You know, Fresh, good job, nigga.
	We're doing a fatter cost.
	Alright, uh...
	What?
	That was mine.
	That was funny.
	That was mine.
	Okay, we need to...
	Mine!
	Mine!
	All right.
	How do you know when a man is cheating?
	Mo, I'm trying, nigga.
	All the time, bro.
	All the time, man.
	All the time, niggas want to smash other chicks.
	Who has this question?
	Me.
	Oh, yeah, he definitely cheated on you.
	No, he didn't.
	How do you know?
	How do you know?
	He's so sure that he didn't cheat on you.
	Let us know.
	Yeah.
	How?
	Let us know.
	You know what?
	Better question.
	Where is he right now?
	At the house.
	Doing what?
	With my dog.
	Doing what?
	Sleep.
	How do you know he's asleep?
	Because we was up all night.
	Oh, yeah?
	No, no, but hold on.
	Can you see him right now?
	Huh?
	Can you see him right now?
	No, but I know he's at home.
	Oh, so you don't know what he's doing right now.
	I bet he's at home.
	I don't see him at home.
	I'm just saying you don't know what he's doing.
	Oh, you know what?
	Call him.
	Alright.
	Call him.
	And you know what?
	Also, I want you to ask him, hey.
	Nothing stupid.
	I want to bring women in.
	What do you think about that?
	You know what?
	What do you mean?
	He's going to say no.
	Oh, really?
	We'll see.
	What do you mean bring women in?
	Like friends, women?
	No, no, no.
	Like threesomes.
	Oh, he's going to say fuck no.
	Oh, really?
	You think so?
	I'm curious.
	Let's see.
	Alright, so I want you to call him and then see what he's doing and then be like, hey, look, I got a crazy idea.
	I want to start bringing other women in.
	See that he's texting me.
	What does he have to do anything?
	He's watching right now.
	He's watching?
	He's watching?
	No, don't call him.
	I don't know.
	He asked me what I was doing.
	Nick, why are you calling?
	Nick, you're watching.
	No matter.
	I mean, we don't know.
	Nick, call.
	It's fine.
	He's watching, bro.
	He's watching.
	Never mind.
	Over.
	This bitch retarded.
	Who's a bitch?
	Huh?
	Who's a bitch?
	Nah, I meant the dog.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, alright.
	Oh, look, he's calling back.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Of course he is.
	Answer?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Like, don't answer.
	It's fine.
	What the fuck, man?
	It's fine.
	Say thank you.
	Never mind.
	What happened?
	Nothing.
	Never mind.
	It's fine.
	How you doing?
	In the podcast?
	Goodbye.
	What are you doing?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	He knows where I'm at.
	Alright, it's fine, bro.
	Yo, El Girlfriend, bro.
	Hello?
	Say it again?
	on Maple Street Street.
	What?
	Don't.
	No.
	Goodbye.
	Goodbye.
	Damn, goodbye.
	Like, hey, how are you doing?
	That nigga cooked, man.
	He's not cooked.
	He's cooked, bro.
	He's like, bro, I'll be damned if my girl talks to me like that, bro.
	I know exactly how Josh is.
	Bro, that nigga cooked, man.
	She was like, baby, like, baby, I'm trying to save you from the bears and us.
	So, goodbye.
	Bro, I'll be damned if my girl talked to me like that, bro.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	That nigga cooked.
	No, no.
	You see, if y'all would know him, then, okay, it would have been different.
	Oh.
	I don't need to know him to see you talk to him crazy.
	Yeah, you do.
	Jim, can you explain to him how Josh is?
	They're just like that.
	They both talk to each other like that.
	That's how the relationship is.
	You know, but...
	You said goodbye.
	Okay.
	And click.
	Okay.
	Like, this nigga didn't say two words.
	He's like, yeah, yeah, baby.
	I He's a man like give your man a chance to say some shit No Huh, don't not talk of me right?
	Okay Wow, she's gonna be off man.
	I That's crazy.
	Chris, that's what I was just saying, nigga.
	No, but it's like, please give him a chance to be a man.
	He's a man.
	Damn.
	Alright, I'm done.
	I'm done.
	I'm done.
	Look, look, look.
	God damn.
	I'll be very blunt about this.
	You and your man are not supposed to be equal where you could talk to him like that.
	That's not how this goes.
	The man is the boss.
	You're the subordinate.
	But the fact that you talk to him like that crazy?
	Yo.
	Yo, listen.
	That nigga's cooked, bro.
	He's not cooked.
	For a couple years, you'll probably change.
	No, she won't.
	That's the problem.
	No, she won't change.
	If that's how we are, then y'all can't change that.
	If that's how we want it...
	See?
	Look, she's trying to save...
	People can change!
	I'm trying to help you out because you're 18. I taught kids in high school, right?
	Oh, because you're a teacher.
	Yes.
	Because my current students, they're older than your ass.
	And it's like, I do the podcast.
	Listen, I'm trying to talk and you're trying to clap over what?
	Come on, man.
	It's like, I'm trying to help you out, but, like, you so embarrassed of your man that you...
	I'm not.
	...held up the phone before he even finished his fucking sentence.
	What the fuck?
	He's lit?
	He's cooked?
	Oh yeah, don't you click?
	What the fuck?
	She's 18 years old.
	Just like I did with the fat girl, I'm going to keep it a thousand.
	You don't respect your guy, bro.
	The fact that you talk to him like that, that clearly there's not a proper structure there.
	You do and behave however you want.
	That's fine, but I'll tell you this.
	You guys, it's not going to work long term.
	I give this relationship two to three years.
	Absolute max is going to be toxic and fucked up.
	Anyway, and you can say what you want to say, but the relationship is absolutely fucking cooked.
	If my girl ever talked to me like that, she would be single immediately.
	Men and women are not the same.
	I don't let my girl talk to me like that.
	I don't let women talk to me like that, let alone my girlfriend.
	She is cooked, bro.
	Alright, they're gonna click.
	Cook, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Nineteen years old already?
	What does he do for work, that guy?
	None.
	Drugs.
	What does he do for work?
	Work.
	What's his profession?
	What?
	Drugs.
	He works for Dade County.
	Yeah, what?
	Dade County doing what?
	What, though?
	Why do y'all want to know his business?
	Is he on here?
	Alright, you know what?
	It's fine.
	It doesn't have to be, like, what specifically?
	He works for Dade County.
	Doing what, though?
	Like, with trees and stuff.
	Trees?
	Alright, so, like, um...
	Landscaper.
	Probably a landscaper or some shit.
	It's fine.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Alright, uh...
	We wish you the best, okay?
	I mean, fuck it.
	She probably...
	Yo, fuck this nigga, man.
	Bing bong.
	Yo, man.
	I think you should take some feminine classes, like lady classes, feminine classes, because you're very...
	Yeah, you are.
	Etiquette is a good way to put it, but she's very masculine.
	Yeah, you are.
	Very, very masculine.
	Why do men cheat under baby moms, women they love?
	Did you ask that, Puerto Rico?
	Somebody has said it in the back there, and I would say, put that as my question.
	All right, cool.
	It's fine.
	Niggas want variety.
	Yeah.
	Simple.
	In your opinion, what's the difference between a wee and a girl that's wife material?
	Oh, a hoe.
	Okay.
	Is that what this is?
	I guess so.
	Alright, first, first.
	What's the difference?
	Hose or never wife material.
	Boom.
	Yeah, I mean, just like, it's simple because, like, guys don't want to wipe up hoes.
	They want to smash hoes, so it's like, they gotta be at least pure on a level where, like, respect is there and not, like, behind my back, so, yeah.
	Alright, we'll get last thoughts from the ladies.
	Yep, ladies, ladies' thoughts on the show.
	Last thoughts, yeah.
	How was the show for you?
	We'll start right here.
	What'd you think about DR girl just randomly getting up like that?
	I was shocked.
	Oh, this one?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I wasn't expecting that one at all.
	I was like, what?
	I'm tired.
	I'm tired, yeah.
	I think she just retarded.
	Yep, cheers.
	I wonder what triggered her.
	I wonder what triggered her.
	I think Chris the IG shit was the cat with the brother.
	How did that get brought up?
	How did that get brought up?
	I don't know.
	Cause she was trying to say that she's a good girl and shit.
	He was like, you would have thought.
	Yo, I fucking wonder, man.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I said it was interesting.
	Mike, please.
	What was interesting about it?
	It was interesting.
	The conversations, the opinions.
	What opinion was the most interesting?
	The one that you said that we're not equal to our men.
	Like, we're not the prize.
	The equal part or the prize?
	The prize part.
	Okay.
	Do you agree with it or disagree?
	No, I agree.
	You agree with it?
	Do you think you're the prize to your guy?
	Or is he the prize?
	If he wants me to be.
	It's one of those things.
	Alright, one thing you learned from the show?
	If anything?
	No, I told you.
	I just agreed with that.
	Because at first I was not in agree...
	I did not agree with you.
	Now, I changed my mind.
	Okay.
	So you're gonna appreciate your guy now?
	I've always appreciated him.
	You mean appreciate him more?
	Yes.
	You sure?
	Of course.
	You sure?
	Sure?
	Sure?
	Can I talk to the manager?
	What about you?
	What did you learn of anything?
	I actually liked a lot of the conversations because I do agree.
	What did you agree with?
	I know what Fresh said.
	What?
	I mean, if you really just like your guy, you should just stick with that one regardless.
	Yeah.
	Whatever.
	Alright, she gets it.
	She's in the streets.
	What about you, Puerto Rico?
	It was fun.
	It was funny.
	And that's the only one thing I agreed with him.
	About what?
	About sticking to that one guy.
	You gonna go to your baby daddy, then?
	No.
	Nah, she's going with me, nigga.
	Come on, man.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I'm confused.
	Come on, man.
	How you gonna say, stick with the nigga, then you leave the baby daddy?
	That's...
	No, that's not...
	That's overweight.
	He's cooked.
	I guess he is cooked.
	I am too, but...
	Where's he at?
	In Orlando?
	No, he's in Kendo right now.
	As far as hell.
	No, no, I mean, not really.
	He a Puerto Rican nigga in Kendo?
	Nah.
	He was born here, but his parents...
	Colombian?
	Cuban?
	Cuban and Puerto Rican.
	Oh, so he swam.
	Yeah, Kendo's all Cuban niggas, bro.
	What's the trauma he gave to you?
	How many kids?
	Well, kid.
	Yeah, kid.
	I think he just cheated the whole relationship while pregnant and after.
	Okay.
	He had needs, though.
	That's a real nigga.
	I was giving him the needs.
	I was giving him...
	Pregnant?
	Bruh, come on, man.
	I'm being like...
	You know the doctor does tell you have sex.
	Yeah, but like, you know, he's not trying to poke his kid and shit.
	Like, come on, man.
	That's not how it works.
	I heard pregnant sex is the best sex.
	That's what I heard.
	Oh really?
	No, that's what her brother is.
	It's wetter.
	Yeah, but I mean...
	Hotter.
	I'm not trying to smash my chick when she's pregnant, bro.
	I mean, to be fair, bro, most niggas don't reach anyway.
	Come on, man.
	What the fuck?
	I mean, come on.
	Fuck it in.
	What the fuck, Chris?
	What's happening?
	Hey, yo, pause, nigga.
	Don't worry about this, nigga.
	What is happening?
	Yeah, don't worry about this, nigga.
	What about you?
	Alright, what'd you learn, if anything?
	Nothing.
	Fuck these niggas.
	Fuck these niggas.
	Patience.
	You said you didn't learn anything.
	Oh, patience.
	Patience.
	She said patience.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Have you ever done an IQ test before?
	No.
	I think you score like a 65. That would be legally retarded.
	She's not retarded.
	Then I'm retarded.
	I do think she would score a 65, bro.
	I don't know.
	To be honest here.
	I'll score a 10. Even worse.
	I'm retarded.
	So why do you think she's retarded?
	Shut the fuck up, nigga.
	No, no, no.
	Hey, listen.
	I'm late.
	Wait, did she retarded?
	Chris, why do you think she's retarded?
	You tell me.
	Why?
	I mean, for me, she's like the average girl, you know?
	Personally, you know, she's cool as fuck, you know, and hey, listen her and her friend came on like no issues, you know, she DM me she was on point say hey, I'm come on the show So that's what I do enjoy.
	So I do see why she has a you know, like a boyfriend or whatever.
	So that's what I fuck with, you know, I'm saying but mentally What she wants I can see how Myron thinks she's retarded.
	Alright, man.
	I think she's a cool girl.
	Just get your GED, man.
	Alright.
	What else we got?
	Anything else?
	Alright.
	We had two girls walk off the pot?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	That was great, man.
	Self-Castles.
	Self-Castles.
	We wish them the best.
	Nick is getting the fucking email list.
	Link is below, by the way.
	Put your email in and watch the show on Castle Club for free.
	We got Zoom calls all this weekend?
	W show tonight, guys.
	WFNF, my art for president.
	Art Lightning.
	I'll tell you this, man.
	If I was president, I'd fix this country.
	Give me, like, six months, bro.
	How, though?
	How?
	Yeah, how?
	Immediately, women can't vote.
	Okay.
	I deport all the illegals.
	Okay.
	Um...
	What else?
	Kick women out of the military.
	No combat positions.
	Why?
	Huh?
	Why?
	Because they can't serve in the military.
	Okay.
	They can't properly fight.
	And then I'd also...
	What else?
	And all aid to Israel.
	Sorry, Jew.
	And all aid to Ukraine.
	No more foreign wars.
	What else?
	No alcohol.
	Fat tax.
	Oh yeah, I'd put a fat tax.
	Yeah, I'd open concentration camps.
	I'm not kidding around.
	I'd open fat concentration camps.
	And no alcohol.
	And no...
	I'd let the boost because degenerates want to be degenerates.
	But what I'll do is I'll tax the fuck out of weed, alcohol, gambling.
	You want to participate in pornography?
	You want to participate in vices?
	Y'all niggas got to get taxed.
	No more free porn.
	You guys got to pay a bunch of money.
	We get that revenue.
	Chris will go broke in liquor then.
	Yeah, so...
	Because the reality is, like, the Germans are going to do it, so I'm going to punish them for it.
	Now, Yannick's got to either pay or go broke, and then I'm going to obviously have incentives for people to not be involved in that shit.
	And then the fat camps are going to be a thing.
	Because we...
	Heart disease is the number one killer in America?
	Bro, Yannick is...
	You fat?
	Bro, you got to put in a fat camp whether you like it or not.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Oh, yeah.
	Immigration.
	No more Jeets in technology, now that I saw Pajit here.
	Yeah.
	Y'all niggas, you're not taking no more Google Jobs under that shit.
	American employees only.
	Get the Jeets out of here.
	All right.
	All right.
	What do I think?
	No.
	Did I miss anything?
	No.
	Immigration.
	No, you got it.
	You got my vote.
	You got it.
	Oh, yeah?
	All right.
	Let's go.
	All right, guys.
	I hope you guys enjoyed the show.
	We'll catch you guys some...
	Noble?
	What?
	Soon.
	Oh, show schedule.
	Okay, so guys, we're going to be live on Friday, and then we're going to be in Vegas.
	Oh, Zoom calls on Saturday and Sunday?
	Yeah.
	Zoom calls?
	For Calcicle Premium.
	Yeah, fine.
	Zoom call this weekend, guys.
	And then we're going to be in Vegas next week.
	There's a schedule right there.
	So get a cast club, niggas.
	And also, make sure to get in the free cast club version.
	Get in the email list, guys.
	Join up.
	And yeah, we'll catch you guys on Friday.
	We might have an after hours, depending on if Chris can...
	Yeah, might.
	Maybe we'll do a...
	Maybe earlier?
	Maybe.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, we'll do our battle show for you, niggas.
	All right.
	Catch you guys on Friday.
	Peace.
	I just ran.

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