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Nov. 28, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
04:17:12
Night Train w/ Myron Gaines Reacting To Videos
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Thank you.
I'll be loaded like a freight train, flying like an airplane, feeling like a space brain one more time tonight.
I'm on the night train, follow the sun.
I'm on the night train, fill my car.
I'm on the night train, ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the night train, I love that star.
I'm on the night train, I'm on the night train, never to return.
So, let's let's go.
Y'all know what time it is.
I'm the Huckle.
Nitrate falls I got my watermelon monster, watermelon, for all the haters.
Don't go walk away.
Welcome to the stream, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the stream, motherfuckers. motherfuckers.
Welcome to the stream, guys.
The most controversial man on Twitter that literally has taken over.
I'm all over the place.
Cooking.
Everybody.
They can't stop me.
Right?
So, as you guys know, uh...
I went ahead and my new account now, guys, still the same username.
It is Myron Gaines X. This is it right here.
Okay.
Let's see if I can...
Myron Gaines X. Okay, guys.
169.5.
We're going to hit 200K. We're going to work.
We're going to keep cooking.
Um, so, you know what I'm saying?
These, uh, yeah, the FBAs are pissed, guys.
They're really fucking mad.
They're really mad.
But, quick announcement, guys.
So, um, I met with my, um, one of my boys.
He's one of them boys.
Right?
So, we went ahead and simplified things for you guys with the Black Friday thing.
As you guys know, we got our Black Friday sale going.
Okay?
If you are not a paying member of Castle Club, and you can't join the Zoom calls or get the paywall content, we got something special for Yon Ninjas.
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All of it together.
Link is below.
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All you gotta do, join Calcic Club Premium, 65 bucks.
Now you have DMs on demand and you got premium.
Right?
Or, if you're already a Calcic Club Premium, you don't gotta do shit.
You got it for free.
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So guys, literally, this is one of the best offers that we've had.
Watch y'all on Cals Club because Cals Club is literally awesome.
It's lit.
I'm going to probably be showing off the Cals Club chat here in a bit when we switch to Rumble.
But we're live right now on all the platforms.
We're even live on X, but only on the Fresh and Fit Pod one.
So yeah.
But yeah.
Somebody said, hook us up for free.
Well, you can get on Cals Club for free, guys.
You just won't get some of the paywall stuff or you won't be able to join the...
You want me to be able to join the live streams or the Zoom calls.
So you can watch the live streams, my bad, but you won't be able to join the Zoom calls.
So I actually have the Discord up.
up i'm in here right now um and um oh and one last thing uh for First, we're going to have something for y'all special as well.
He's gathering some footage, some lost footage of dating stuff that he had from back in the day.
He's going to share that with y'all as well.
So it's going to be a good time, guys.
It's definitely going to be a good time.
And again, we're only running this promo for this week, guys.
It's a Black Friday sale.
It's Wednesday night.
It's the biggest night.
I noticed, like, when I went to go get food, all the thoughts were, I was like, why are so many girls out?
And then I realized it's Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, so everyone's out at the fucking club.
And what am I doing?
I'm fucking working.
So, yeah, someone said the mic is low?
Bro, the mic ain't low, bro.
Y'all niggas be trolling, bro.
So, but yeah, we're live on Rumble, live on YouTube.
So let me pull up the Discord here.
If you guys are in Cow's Club, jump into Discord and show me some stuff.
This is a neo-Nazi member living in Denver.
Owlboy sent me something here.
So would you believe in the Democratic vote, though?
So would people be allowed to vote in...
How can I... Okay, hold on.
I gotta move it over.
Oh, this is actually hilarious right here.
Hold on.
I'm trying to see how I can open this shit in another window so I can show y'all this.
I got my Discord screen open here.
Let me see here.
Is this safe?
Yeah, I think I can show this shit.
All right.
So would you believe in the Democratic vote though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
That's fucking funny.
Who's that?
Is that the Taliban?
So would you believe in the Democratic vote though?
So would people be allowed to vote in women politicians?
Niggas are like, yo, what the hell are you talking about, woman?
What the fuck are you talking about voting the Democratic vote for the females?
They're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
So, alright, let me, um, let's see what else we got here on, uh, the Discord.
Alright, yeah, guys, start sending me clips.
And, guys, I'm on YouTube, so send me shit that's, like, YouTube safe for now.
Can y'all do me that favor at least?
Alright, do me that favor.
Three Kingdoms simplified?
The Three Kingdoms?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Um, let's see here.
South Park Chinese people view to the Japanese.
Alright, this is on YouTube so we can play this.
Alright.
Let me screen share with you ninjas.
We're going to learn about the diversity of Asian people.
Please welcome Mr. Lou Kim and Mr. Junichi Takayama.
Shake that.
Ni hao mas!
South Park Elementary!
Konnichiwa!
How are we all fearing?
Hey, Mr. Takayama!
Did you know that China and Japan are actually different countries?
Oh, really?
Hey, that's right!
If you look at map, you can see!
This whole thing is China, and Japan is this little bitty country over here.
And that's why...
The Japanese always trying to take over China!
What?
The Japanese rape and kill people and then...
Oh, shit.
King!
The only thing Japanese love more than killing people is killing themselves!
Suicide rate in Japan, sky high!
Fuck you!
Oh, no, I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day.
I think I gotta kill myself.
That's actually pretty fucking funny.
You guys wanna know what one of my favorite clips is?
One of the, like, this is actually something that I showed.
Look, I'm gonna give y'all diggers some game real quick.
After you fuck a bitch, play this clip to ease the mood and make things funny.
And let her know that you got a good sense of humor.
Alright?
This shit is hilarious.
Actually, you know what?
Public transportation.
One of my favorite fucking ones, bro.
It's fucking crazy.
But it also feels like it's an East Coast city in the West.
Okay, let me see if I can get a better quality one for y'all niggas.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage.
- It was scary, son.
It was scary. - Last one I think was better quality.
We'll go back to this.
It's fucking crazy.
But it also would feel like...
Oh, also, guys, get your chats in, by the way.
Want to interact with y'all ninjas.
If you guys are watching, right?
FNFSuperChat.com.
If you guys want to get...
If you're watching on YouTube, that's how you donate to the show.
And I can see your chat.
If you're watching on Rumble, Rumble Rants In.
If you're watching on Castle Club, donate through Castle Club.
Honestly, I'd prefer you guys watch on Castle Club.
Castle Club is the best.
Okay?
You can absolutely watch it for free, by the way.
So, literally, just...
Go on Council Club and be in the chat.
It's hilarious.
And you get a discount if you guys watch on there.
I read all chats that come through Council Club.
So let me read some of these chats on Council Club right now.
Hey, Myron, the Sinwar video with the Europa Reactions won't load for us to watch it.
Can you upload the video?
It's not there?
All right, I'll tell Mo.
Let me tell Mo right now.
Video from the last...
Night Train isn't loading on Locals.
Can you double check?
And then we got...
Prince G says, watch, don't trust them niggas over there, the boondocks, okay?
Myron, you gotta react to some old FNF moments.
I'm posting them in Discord.
Here's one, okay?
From Waylo.
Adam Russell, WFNF. Apparently the FBAs are turning on Tariq in a space on X. I heard them crying about how he is a sellout for voting for Trump.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
They're fucking idiots, bro.
You can't, you can't, these niggas are never gonna be happy, bro.
What else do we got here?
Okay.
So yeah, guys, FNFSuperchild.com.
If you're watching on YouTube, Rumble Rant, if you're watching on Rumble, or Castle Club Donation, if you're on Castle Club, so I can read your chats, interact with y'all ninjas.
It's an East Coast city in the West Coast.
You guys got subways and shit.
I'm scared of public transportation.
I was on a bus that was held hostage.
45 minutes.
It wasn't light-threatening.
I don't want to give you that impression.
It was a dude jerking off.
But the shit was scary, son.
It was scary.
One of my favorite comedy bits here.
Right before it happened, I was on the bus smoking a cigarette.
It's a long story.
That's not the coolest shit I ever did.
And people freaked out.
Sir!
Sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?
This is everybody's air, sir.
I flicked it.
I didn't want any trouble.
And just at that moment, coincidentally, this homeless dude, out of nowhere, pulls his dick out.
Started beating off.
And I was furious.
Because nobody said shit to this guy.
They were just looking like...
I was the only one on the bus that had the balls to say anything to him.
And it's not even like I was brave, really.
It was like, you know...
I was sitting next to the motherfucker.
I had to say something.
Come on, dog.
You're hitting my elbows.
Stop.
Son, stop.
That's all I said.
I didn't want to say too much.
Guys beating off on the bus means there's something wrong with this motherfucker.
He's not wrapped so tight.
I didn't want to push him over the edge.
As soon as I said something, all these dummies on the bus, now they're brave.
He's right.
Put your goddamn cock away.
I don't want to see this anymore.
I don't want to see it either.
Yeah!
Now the guy flips out.
Alright everybody, back up!
Back the fuck up!
I tried to be nice about this.
Now everybody freaks out.
Oh my god, it's a biological attack!
I'm caught in the middle.
I can't lose my cool.
I said, hey, everybody, just calm the fuck down or you're going to get me shot.
Let's all just be cool.
Let's do what this man says so he'll leave us alone.
Now everybody gets quiet.
That's better!
laughter That is better.
And then he started walking up and down the aisles.
He was terrorizing us.
He was terrorizing us.
And then he starts making demands.
You and the pink shirt, squeeze your tits together.
Oh, God, no.
No.
You!
Oh, God, no.
No.
No. No.
Stick your finger in your butt!
Why?
Oh, God, why is this happening?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
He was working my way.
Shit was tight.
Just that minute.
I got saved, dudes.
I was so lucky.
This guy at the other in the bus, he snapped.
He lost his mind.
I seen it happen.
He screamed out, rush him!
He can't come on all of us and charge up the aisle.
And it was like a movie.
This homeless dude seen him coming and shot one off.
I dodged that shit like the Matrix.
And I go, oh, oh.
Fucking hilarious.
Fucking hilarious.
The guy behind me wasn't so lucky, y'all.
No!
That shit was gross.
It didn't kill him, but it was...
I'm sure that fucked his day up.
You're not gonna have a normal day if a homeless dude busting none of your forehead at 8.30 in the morning.
That's a wrap on the rest of the day.
This guy was freaking out.
It burns!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Everyone's standing around looking at him.
Even the homeless dude felt bad.
I guess he was finished.
He came back to the census.
Dude had that post of the clarity.
This is my stopper.
I said, relax, motherfucker.
I had to say something.
I said, relax!
Oh, I can't.
I got AIDS. I know it.
I said, you can't get AIDS from a host, dude.
Busting a knot on your forehead.
That's not how it spreads.
I don't even know if that's just true.
That's just what I told him, man.
He was so scared I had to say something.
Alright, so, real quick, I'll show y'all this clip that I see on X. Might as well react to this shit.
This...
thought.
He got tested, we met, and, like, we fucked and we filmed it.
I was already doing it.
I was like, I should just start a Fuck A Fan series.
So then that's how it started.
Like, I remember in 2019, I just met, like, some random guy on my OnlyFans.
Like, he was a subscriber.
He got tested, we met, and we fucked, and we filmed it.
And I was like, this is cool.
I'm really into it.
These guys are cute.
They're fans.
It's different when it's a fan versus a normal guy.
Because a fan is like, he'll worship you.
And he jerks off to you.
He knows how to fuck.
Versus a normal guy, he's like, whatever, next girl.
I like the guys that worship me.
That's the thing.
Y'all want to know something?
I think she's lying.
I think that's a marketing ploy to get more people to subscribe to her OnlyFans, bro.
I'm going to be all the way.
Have us a 4D chest in my head?
I'm like, nah.
This is Cap.
Because when you understand female nature and you know how they think, there's no fucking way That she's running around saying, oh yeah, I just smashed my fans.
That's what men do, not women do.
Women can't get off on being with a man that's inferior to them.
They just can't do it.
It's very difficult for them to do this, guys.
So I think that she's lying to get more guys to have the hope of getting with her.
Because you guys gotta understand, when it comes to like female creators, right?
Whether it's a Pokimane or a Valkyrie or any of these thoughts, right?
They're not really talented.
Let's keep it a million.
They're really not.
They don't really say anything insightful.
They're not smart.
They're not interesting.
They're not charismatic.
What they rely on is your hope of one day being acknowledged or even meeting them.
Right?
They're like insurance.
If you look at the business model for insurance, right?
Insurance, they thrive when they don't actually have to deliver their service.
That's how they make money.
You pay them monthly.
Right?
If something happens.
Keyword, if something happens.
But the insurance companies are smart.
They got actuaries.
They got people that crunch the numbers, etc.
They figure out, yo, statistically speaking, the chances of you actually having to pay out people on a claim is this much.
Right?
And then obviously, their goal is to do everything they can to not pay you out.
That's why they have investigators.
That's why they have people do all this shit.
That's why they have an entire section designed And fraud to make sure that you don't actually get your claim or they're gonna make it hard for you, right?
Female streamers and female sex workers are the same fucking way.
They sell you a fantasy but they don't actually intend to ever allow you to enjoy said fantasy.
They want you to be in a fantasy but not actually have the fantasy come true.
Okay?
And they need to do this to you all the time.
This is why, like, these guys that donate all this money, et cetera, to these girls, they're hoping to be acknowledged and the girls might acknowledge them a little bit or not acknowledge them purposely and then acknowledge them the next time so that they keep fucking donating.
That is what female creators, like the sex worker ones at least, that monetize their beauty, they do it off of men hoping to potentially get a chance to be with them or get attention.
And once you figure this out, you can see through.
You got your red lenses on and you can look at this shit and you'll be like, this bitch is lying.
Get the fuck out of here.
You don't fuck no fans.
You might have fucked one or two guys and then you realize, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm being a whore.
Let me stop.
Right?
This is a marketing campaign.
Because I'll tell you this.
Once she smashes maybe one or two fans and she likes them, she's going to stick to them.
She's going to run around and smash a bunch of random dudes.
It's not going to happen.
Right?
Even a big dot like this has limits.
Right?
So, yep.
Marketing.
These girls be cat, bro.
So, yeah.
I see here an old FNF moment.
And they still struggle.
Someone posted this on YouTube.
All right.
I hate why, guys, I absolutely hate listening to myself talk, but someone in the, in Catholic Club sent me this clip, so let's watch it.
Let's see here.
But do it.
Does that make sense?
Damn, this baldmired back then.
Listen, you know, deep down inside, if you was walking around South Beach, who wants to fuck me?
Yeah, back when Chris wasn't fat as fuck.
This is hilarious, bro Smiling non-stop all night and show your tits.
You know, God Listen, don't cut me off because you know guys would instantly smash your ass.
All right, so don't cap.
All right, bro That is crazy I remember I used to put the camera up for Chris.
Why the fuck did I do that?
Now that I think about that shit, that was so stupid.
That shit just faces him in the face, bro.
I don't know why the fuck.
Man, we're so much better with our, like, this production.
My thing is...
Here, I don't think she's capping, guys.
It's just that she's grossly unaware.
It's really different.
You open my eyes.
I don't really talk to men too often.
I really don't.
You are a sex worker.
But I don't talk to y'all like that.
If you was a nurse, feed him.
Oh, you know why she doesn't talk to them like that?
that because she has someone chatting to these simp ass niggas for her milk with your breasts I don't understand oh my god the point is guys again she just y'all don't open up like that to me well here's the thing what you open up 31 wait but we accept this rhetoric from women why because there's levels to it there's an aggression because Chris Chris let her finish man go ahead so there's there's a whole aggression that's okay okay
Guys, like the video or else we will...
Oh, okay.
Just as a bunch of...
Okay, it's a bunch of funny moments.
All right.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes we got right now, Chris?
Oh, yeah.
This is back when we used to tell people fucking to like the video.
Guys, matter of fact...
Like the goddamn video.
We're watching...
We got 700 Yacht Ninjas on YouTube.
I know a lot of y'all are probably out here trying to chase them asses and some shit like that.
That's fine.
Let's get like 700 likes.
Let's push ourselves up in the algorithm.
I'm doing a night train for you guys.
Like it on Rumble as well.
So, um, yeah.
Okay, likes.
What?
What'd you do?
4.1.
4.1?
Okay, guys.
Okay, likes.
We need 5,000 likes.
How many likes do we have right now, Chris?
Uh, 4.1.
Okay, likes.
What?
What'd you do?
4.1.
4.1?
Okay, guys.
Nobody knows what this nigga be saying, bro.
5,000, guys.
Get us a 5,000.
Make sure that they pull up the last DM. Pink, pink, pink, pink.
It's not that hard.
See, okay, now I moved it down.
Alright, thank God, bro.
Goddamn.
Hey, listen.
You're below average.
Chill the fuck out, alright?
Because in my eyes, you're doing way too much talking right now, okay?
Guys, give me ones if the audio is good.
Let's see.
Justin Stein told me that the mic sounded bad, so I fixed it.
So.
Is that the new nickname we're gonna use for you?
Yeah, pretty much.
Alright.
You don't want y'all niggas to see, because obviously we're controversial as fuck.
What?
You're still gonna pull up your DMs.
I don't care what you think.
Because guess what?
My DMs are gonna pop out of the hill.
Listen, to move the show on, we will have the Kyle show his DM, and let's move on, because we don't care what the fuck you think.
That's perfect.
I just want one DM. One DM. You know, this isn't Adam and Eve anymore.
Listen, it's Christmas.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
But yeah, we're out of here.
All right.
What about you, Miss Down Nation?
What would you give yourself?
101. Chris is kind of funny.
Chris has his moments, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Chris is a funny ass nigga, bro.
That was a funny joke.
I'll give you an A plus one.
Good job.
Good job.
That was a good one.
Thank you.
That's the first time Chris made a funny joke in a while, bro.
So shout out to...
To these two girls right here, man.
Because this is the episode where we had this dumbass girl.
I called her Tim Pool.
She's trying to make those bullshit accusations.
These girls fucking debunked their dumbass.
I'm impressed.
Two thoughts.
I'm actually very impressed on that one.
Thank you, chat.
Damn, niggas, I was bald as hell back then.
We'll skip Ms. 101 for a second.
So then, men, like, you guys prefer bums.
You guys prefer bum bitches.
It's not that.
No, it's not that.
It's that men do not look for a woman's ability to provide security.
They don't.
Okay, well, what about, like, I'm sorry, what about education?
It's fine, Chris, just leave it up, bro.
I am 30 plus.
Okay, 30 plus?
It doesn't matter what you think!
It doesn't matter what you think!
Instagram, I'm 31 years old.
Wait, 31?
Yes.
Bro, this nigga Chris been hitting that fucking sound effect for years, bro.
When the girls say that they're over 30, man.
Kidding me softly.
Hi, Julie.
I'm 30. 30?
Got a chat from our boy.
Carterman92 says, WMR and LFBAs looks like they're no different than a certain group now trying to cancel you by going...
Hold on.
By going after your bread over words.
You know how that goes, bro.
Yeah, 30. Oh my goodness.
What does that mean?
Well, I don't know about that last statement, but I don't agree with you.
Listen, we have five other girls.
Fucking relax, okay?
Just relax, okay?
Control your thoughts.
Are you like on...
No, I'm not.
Do something before you came on?
No, did you?
Like, you can't be quiet.
No, it's insulting when you can't let Myron finish his fucking thoughts as the host.
He's the fucking host.
I warned you before the show.
I came to you personally.
I'm like, listen.
When Mario is talking, please don't talk.
And you still do it!
We gave you mad chances.
Mad chances!
So what now?
I mean, it's just...
You know what?
Stop interrupting, man.
Just stop.
Do not pull the old block on me.
Trust me.
Yeah, just stop interrupting.
That's all.
Uh, five bucks.
Uh, yeah.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Oh, I get it.
There you go.
Okay.
Nick Harris, Super Sticker, thank you so much.
You can't handle it.
I came across something.
I can.
So, ladies, um...
At the same time, I can't...
How big is too big?
Anything more than eight inches is too big.
Eight?
Okay, what else?
Measurement.
The bottle.
Water bottle size?
Okay, how about you?
I mean, anything bigger than that.
More than eight?
Yeah, but she's thicker than you are, so...
What does that have to do with it?
I mean, thicker girl, bigger vagina, I don't know.
That's not true.
It's not even a matter about how thick the vagina is.
It's a matter of the distance that the girl has from the entrance of the vaginal canal to the cervix.
Oh, here's an expert here.
She's an expert.
It's the hitting of the cervix that hurts.
She's an expert.
I don't know guys.
I second if she has a bigger ass, she has a bigger banana.
What?
You can have the biggest ass, but your cervix could be like, small.
Okay, so yeah.
That's usually how it is.
The biggest girls have the smaller cervix.
Oh yeah, someone said it's opposite.
So yeah, these are sample leggings.
Wait, speak to penis?
Yeah, tell us.
Speak to penis.
It wasn't worth it?
Instagram.
Penis.
I'm Lauren.
Hey, I play with your ass, man.
Join me on Twitch, by the way.
What, you play with his ass?
Pause, nigga.
Anyways, yo, so...
Hey, chinchilla.
Chinchilla?
I'm vegan when I can afford it, okay?
- So you're saying you don't swallow me? - Put the camera on you when you say this ridiculous shit.
Yeah, so, okay.
So funny story for y'all.
So Chris didn't always have like a camera.
And the thing is, is that Chris would say stupid ass comments and he wouldn't switch the camera to himself.
So the girls would always think it was mere fresh.
They would say these slick ass comments and they look at us crazy.
So I was like, Chris, Switch the camera to you when you talk shit and you guys notice he's a lot better about it now.
But he used to never, ever put the camera on himself, bro.
When he would say this shit.
And I think he used to do it on purpose so they would think that it was us.
So that he wouldn't have to fucking deal with any of the heat.
That's why you in the back, nigga.
Oh, he's in the back.
He's in the back.
He needs the nutrients.
Sometimes the back is, where is that?
Oh, wow.
Not around that time.
So I guess that's...
That nigga gone.
Wait, hold on.
Fresh is still to the left of you, not over there.
No, because, uh, you're looking over there, not in his eye contact.
Yeah.
What?!
Wait, so...
Bro, I even, I was like, Chris, what, nigga?
What did you do?
So, uh, chat, uh, funny story, um, Brianna is my former student, by the way, so...
Oh!
Yo, this is the episode!
Bro this trick was one of his students I was a teacher for a class.
Oh, she's your former student?
She was a stripper bro Like, what the fuck, Chris?
Yo, I didn't think Chris was really an L teacher, bro.
Yo, Chris gonna wake up tomorrow, next thing you know.
You can't make this shit up, bro.
You're fresh and fit, baby.
This is a failure of a teacher, nigga.
That's why you're back there stuttering and eating peanut butter in here, bro.
Drinking tequila every night.
Goddamn, that'll make sense.
You're a terrible teacher, bro.
Nah, I didn't learn nothing from him but learn, like, taking pictures.
Oh my God.
Taking pictures.
Yo, this nigga really had a student.
That was a fucking stripper, bro.
This nigga is the biggest L ever, man.
Just take a Christmas.
Hey, you know what?
She didn't want her.
Wait, wait.
But taking pictures, like.
Push it for you.
And I remember Chris told us, like, yo, I'm about to bring this girl on the show.
And he was mad.
He was kind of, like, excited for her.
I was like, I wonder why this nigga, like...
And then, like, bro, we roasted him that entire night.
I was like, bro, how the fuck did you bring a student on of yours?
That girl's a fucking stripper now, bro.
What the fuck?
Can you understand what he's saying once at the time in class?
I never paid attention.
I was always like...
It was a couple of us, but I wasn't...
Now you see what she works at, so it's all good.
But baby, I'm probably making it more than you.
Hey, listen.
Hey, you're probably right, because it's not hard selling feet pics in your body, so...
Yeah, he might be ugly, then you'll see him get in a Rolls Royce and automatically becomes handsome.
For me, it's the level of ugliness for me.
My love is more than enough for my baby.
You know what I'm saying?
No, it went somewhere.
She's 30, so she's on a waist.
I'm on a what?
You're in your ways.
I'm on my ways?
Yeah, you're stuck in your ways because we're 30. Yeah, you're too old.
I mean, that's your perception, but I disagree on YouTube or whatever.
He provides consonant, so he's going to go out and be asking these questions.
Wait, consonant?
Stop!
Stop!
Or like, just want to be my friend.
Like, I don't think that has anything.
Okay, well, I guess.
Those jeans are tempting, by the way.
Get this nigga Chris some water, bro.
Goddamn!
What the fuck?
Wakanda forever!
This guy had a cup of water.
Oh man, that's a funny-ass shit.
Let's see here.
We got...
Someone else gave a YouTube video.
What's your name?
Alright.
And these are coming in from Council Club, guys.
So guys, if you're watching the show right now, I'm happy you're here.
Deal me a solid.
Watch the show on Cals Club, guys.
Open up a tab on YouTube and on Cals Club.
Also, we got how many of y'all ninjas watching on YouTube?
So, on YouTube, we got 291 likes.
Guys, do me a favor, like the video on YouTube, okay?
We got 200 y'all watching on FedReacts, 800 watching on almost 900 on YouTube.
I know it's Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and I'm live streaming right now.
But, guys, I'm here for Y'all Ninjas, so do me that solid.
Like the video.
Let's get 800 likes on YouTube, right?
Let's grow the channel, because here's the thing, guys.
I want to take over, all right?
More guys need to be saved.
For us to take over, guys, we need to be on the normie platforms like Instagram and YouTube and Facebook and all this other bullshit.
And what we do is we're on YouTube, bringing these new people, and then we teach them the ways of the fresh and fit.
So for us to do that, though, we need you guys to like the video On YouTube, so it gets pushed to the Algo, Normie Siet, come over, and they join the team, right?
And then all you fucking badasses that are watching on Castle Club and on Rumble, you guys are aware.
You guys get it, right?
So, like the video on YouTube, open up a tab on YouTube.
If you're watching on Rumble, just open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
I hate YouTube, too.
Don't get it twisted, guys.
YouTube pisses me off that I can't say everything that I wanna say.
But we're still gonna cook.
Just like the video, that's all I ask.
Alright?
On YouTube and open up a tab.
On Rumble, if you're watching on Rumble, open up a tab on YouTube and like it.
Alright, let's watch Charlie Kirk here.
You guys want me to go to Turning Point USA, by the way?
They're gonna have an event in December.
Maybe I'll go.
We'll see.
None of your business.
Maybe I'll go with Exodia.
Who knows?
Unfortunately, but...
Okay, hello.
Nice to meet you.
None of your business.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
So, do you love America?
Yes, I do.
I hate America.
I... Though that is an L take, this is the United States of America and the First Amendment does apply here, even to speech that we don't like, guys.
Every state in the USA should be an independent country.
What do you think of this?
Well, I just first have to ask, since you hate the country, do you plan to leave?
What do you mean by that?
Do you plan to go live in another country?
No, I do not.
Let me tell you something.
America is the only country where even those who hate it refuse to leave.
That's how you know you live in a great country.
Can you prove that?
Yeah, you don't want to leave.
The proof is in the pudding, stupid.
Let's see here.
My girlfriend's eye and they'd be like, girl, bye.
No, they're power imps.
He's talking.
Look how fat my face was.
Guys, so y'all probably wonder why I'm using those headphones.
This is right after I did my hair transplant, guys.
You guys can see how fat my face is because I was still holding a lot of water from the surgery.
When you do a hair transplant, Your face swells up, so I had to be a week off the air.
How so, Chris?
Give us the lowdown.
I mean, a man just wanted to give your attention, you know, and it's like, go, queen.
Are you empowering me?
What?
- What? - Come again?
- What'd you say, nigga?
- What? - What the fuck? - I mean, you see, you look 12-5. - I look what?
You look 25 to the chat What you say okay, can I?
Nobody yo Chris Yeah, but it was a question um that was down there and it was asking like um, I don't give a fuck buddy Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna lie.
Uh, can you, Oh, I remember this girl.
This girl was so annoying, bro.
Do it.
What?
What Chris?
Uh, stand up and do a twirl.
A twirl?
Yeah, your ass, that's...
What, my ass?
Yeah.
Ah, damn.
Anyways.
Chris is on the heading.
No, look, listen.
Tito's.
No, listen.
I'm the type that...
I understand niggas.
I understand niggas.
Because, like I said, I hang around a lot of niggas.
So you know what I said, but then you're saying that I didn't, you didn't say that, and it's just like...
If you want to hear what I have to say, let me speak and I will let you.
Uh, no.
My body count's two.
Oh, I need to go back to doing a hat segment with these girls.
They be capping, man.
Too much.
Okay.
Too much.
All right, what about you?
Um, wait, what my body count is?
Yeah, what can you buy?
I could probably sit down and eat at, um...
Oh, yeah.
We asked them, uh, what could you buy with your body count?
I think it says salt bait.
Bro, a steak over there is a thousand dollars.
I don't know, I'm just guessing.
That's Chris's class.
That's three percussions.
Karen, we're trying to teach a guy a lesson, all right?
We're trying to find out what makes an 18-year-old girl, who's her age, not your age, you know, But she invited a guy right over to a house the first night.
I can see where you're going with this.
I guarantee you, with those tatas, she's getting the same amount of swipes, if not even more.
Probably more because guys think she'll be easier because she's older No offense to her because she is so sweet and pretty and I would choose her over me because yeah, this girl's a fucking bimbo for real I remember her.
She's so sweet.
Like when she walked in I go these two girls.
It's like life hasn't beaten like the light out of their soul Yeah, no I am broken This girl's off her rocker, bro.
When I had my old account, she would DM me every fucking day saying some weird shit, man.
Bro, these girls, like, they literally have mental issues.
This chick is like some weirdo from, like, Brooklyn or some shit.
Came out of a mental asylum.
It wouldn't fucking stop messaging me.
Weirdo, bro.
Weirdo.
Calling me, like, you're a massage, whatever.
Mind you, I had never talked to her after the show, but she, like, found my profile and just, like, kept attacking me, saying that I'm, like, a raging misogynist.
Crazy.
I was like, who is this voice from the past?
It's Aaron.
I know, I just keep forgetting.
Yeah, because you're stupid.
Yeah.
I already said that's true.
I know, we all know this.
Okay, I know you know, everybody knows, maybe we can dance in a circle and sing kumbaya.
Instead of getting mad at what we're telling you, you should like take it in and be like damn okay like let me adjust and adapt accordingly.
You're totally right when you say that.
But I've been around rich men enough, like I said.
No, you've been in rich men.
Not around.
In rich men?
Yeah, because you fuck them, right?
I don't.
Are you fucking well?
I don't know, man.
You're so single.
I'm not single.
I'm sorry.
You're not listening to me.
Oh, not to you.
Yeah, you're not.
Because you don't want to listen to a real one.
Didn't girl in the middle just say she wanted...
I mean, if I die and it's meant to happen...
Oh, man.
I remember this one.
Selina Powell and this dumb chick right here.
Whatever's meant to happen is gonna happen.
So I'm at one percent.
I'm very unique.
So you literally killed yourself?
No, man.
Well, she has airbags.
- Yeah, you just need the airbags. - I think it's all right.
- Sure.
- Oh, okay. - 41?
- No. - Two?
- Yeah.
I'll be 43 this July.
- Oh, wow.
Okay. - Some experience on the panel.
- All right. - Uh-oh.
I'm a restaurant manager.
This is how most men feel.
This is my opinion.
Can I say it?
Can I talk real quick?
No, no, no.
You're a live coach.
Stop cutting people off.
Listen.
If you're a live coach, you'll listen to your clients, correct?
Absolutely.
Shut the fuck up and let Maureen talk.
Thank you.
That's quantum physics.
You're welcome.
I get it, like, the chat.
Yeah, and this is, uh, you gotta click right here on our link tree, and then Fresher Fist Study references up top, Chris.
Up top.
Right there?
Nope.
Chris.
It's somewhere.
It's right down.
Down.
Right there.
Right there.
With the fax.
With the fax machine.
Right there.
One down.
Okay, so.
Yeah, so yeah, so we have- Today you can progress from how the fuck you were the day before.
She's gonna be older.
She's getting older.
Her butt is shriveling.
Her ovaries are going smaller.
How long can you get a woman?
No, because y'all are hella pessimistic.
And I'm not over here.
Not on this side, not on this side.
That ain't everybody.
Right.
That's not everybody.
But it could be anybody.
When a girl has face tattoos, I ain't trusting her, man.
I'm not gonna come in.
I know people make jokes about this.
Like, taking on someone else's kids is like playing a safe game.
What?
Uh, come in.
Like, see you and them come in.
Oh my God.
Why?
What is wrong?
Like taking on another man's- No, hold your hand.
If you want to.
Tell us, Selena.
If you want to, you can.
All right.
Hi, good night, everyone.
My name is Melissa Howell.
I'm a current nursing student.
Wait, nurse?
Yes, nurse.
I'm 33 years old.
Wait, 33?
Yes.
I just realized like how many like things that we should like we literally should like trademark that we do on the show that like other podcasts try to fucking do and they just can't do it the same as us bro.
I've seen so many people try to copy our sauce.
We're like bringing girls on and having these discussions and like bro we really are the best of this shit man.
Because a lot of this shit that y'all see here we still do to this day.
You know what I mean?
We're still the same niggas, bro.
It's funny.
You know, obviously, I'm not, like, as short-tempered with the girls, right?
We let them cook themselves a little bit more.
But, yeah, man.
It's great shit.
I'm, like, reminiscing right now.
Which, by the way, guys, do me a favor since we're reminiscing.
I need y'all niggas since we're going down memory lane.
So do me a favor and like the video.
We got 405 likes.
Let's get 900 likes on this bitch, man.
Let's push this show up in the algorithm.
We're going down memory lane here.
I'm sorry to say, if you date me, you'll be out in the first smash.
I don't care.
I don't want you.
Of course you don't care.
Hey, listen.
Joe, what you got to say?
I don't want you, Chris.
Hey, listen.
This girl, if I'm not mistaken, is like some fitness chicken.
She had like some cucked out boyfriend, I remember.
That's what it is.
I ain't arguing, man.
Hey, this is what it is.
Is Patroxen in the house right now?
Is Patroxen in the house?
Not yet, I'm telling you right now.
I'm fine for Joe in the chat.
What about me as a person?
You don't want to get to know me like who I am?
Yeah, I'm not even bad.
Yeah, but you can come to this later and not like right away.
Give it a little bit of time.
I'll come to you later.
This guy, Chris, bro.
Fucking...
He's on a roll today.
Yo, Chris really be a pervert sometimes, right?
Speaking of which, that's the German dude.
Every time I hear Chris talk about sex, it reminds me of the scene from the 40-year-old virgin movie poker scene when he says, boobs feel like sandbags.
Love the whole team, though.
You guys are awesome.
Chris, you got some for that?
No, it's fine.
He's dying.
Old Man Jacket, 771. Okay, anything else?
Shout out to Tommy, somebody in the chat, by the way.
Tommy, somebody in the chat.
Tommy Sotomayor.
Oh, Sotomayor.
What does this thing say?
Hey, I'm sorry, Tommy.
Put your last name.
Oh, Sotomayor.
Sotomayor in the chat.
Okay, anything else?
Shout out to Tommy Sotomayor in the chat, by the way.
What?
Tommy Sotomayor in the chat.
Tommy Sotomayor.
Oh, Sotomayor.
Sotomayor.
What the fuck, man?
Hey, sorry, Tommy.
Put your last name.
Bro.
Hey, listen.
Sotomayor fly talking, man.
Nobody understands Chris, bro.
My name is...
Yeah, I know exactly what you're doing.
My name is Christina.
I'm 30. Now you can do it, Chris.
There you go.
My Instagram is...
I'm 31. Wait, 31?
The neighbors know my name.
Tommy!
Pause, Chris!
I'm just saying.
Just just saying, though.
Yo, guys, like the video.
I'm from Germany.
Wait, 34?
We've been a little bit behind on uploading episodes, but Chris, can you give them a quick update on that?
Yeah, guys, I will be uploading an episode today on Monday Mondays, so make sure you guys get it.
And also, too, I upload every, like, three to four days, so guys, tune in and make sure you guys sub, alright?
Listen, man, I can't lack it.
I do the same thing, so...
So follow my channel on there.
And guys, my YouTube channel, ACP Gaming Link in the chat, mods, post it, and then we go from there.
And ladies, if you want to come to our show, DM me there and see Pox on IG, and let's make it happen.
Shout out to Chris, man.
Doing this thing for years, bro.
I mean, I could reach out.
I'm probably fat and pregnant with three kids.
More kids.
Nigga, come on, bro.
Bro, she's not a bad person, bro.
Come on, man.
No, no, she's not.
I didn't say she was a bad person.
Fresh got triggered.
I mean, that's not a bad idea, bro.
And then we got 10 bucks from Mike Oxlunk.
Since you flat earther smart, explain the seasons.
Why does it snow during certain times in the year in parts of the world versus snowing everywhere?
On FB, wouldn't it snow everywhere at the same time?
Oh, God.
Nigga.
Look at the map, nigga, alright?
What?
Hey, look, it's a long...
It's too long for this shit, so...
Don't worry.
Next podcast.
Chris is clearly off the...
Christina, what'd you give him?
Nigga?
Tequila.
You gave him the same?
She gave him the...
Yeah.
Christina used to make his alcohol...
Yo, she...
She probably made them the fucking alcoholic, bro.
She gave him...
She used to give this nigga so much booze, man.
He'd be fucked up during the shows, man.
She'd make him, like, extra strong...
Henny drinks and shit, man.
The tequila.
All right, we got something here with Cat Williams that the chap put in.
These are all Cats Club Ninjas in here.
From you personally, OG, who you think carried the Friday series?
Is it you?
Is it Mike F? Or is it Michael Blackson or the Ugly?
Number one, Michael Blackson has never carried anything.
Oh! Oh!
Uh-oh!
Pat Williams, since we were s***ing my career today, I want to know what's shorter.
You are my scene in X Friday.
All of your scenes are small.
I don't like this.
Michael Black has been on the show a few times.
He's a pretty funny guy.
And he doesn't like you either.
Okay.
I hope none of your dreams come true when I talk out.
They already did.
Go away.
All right.
Let's see here.
They gave me a four-hour thing.
Give me the timestamp, nigga, if you want me to do the shit.
Somebody said, Cook My G. What's your name?
Let's see here.
Let's go.
I got your chat.
Let me open up the Discord.
Oh, actually, you know what?
Hold on.
I got some Twitter clips here.
Some Twitter stuff.
Hold on.
Look at this shit.
CNN....Christianity out of politics.
Bernie Sanders had no problem going on Joe Rogan years ago when Joe Rogan endorsed him.
I've been on Rogan's show three times.
I've probably heard over 100 hours of it in the past decade.
A decade ago, Joe Rogan was a Bernie Sanders supporter who would get emotional talking about how important it is to legalize marijuana, who would get emotional talking about how important it is to get Christianity out of politics, in particular on the abortion issue, who had a host of left-wing opinions, including about health care.
Yeah, and here's the thing.
Thank you for proving my point.
Ten years ago, that was considered liberal.
Now, right, the liberals have shifted so much more to the left that now people that were liberal before are considered right-wing.
A lot of people sit there and tell you that Joe Rogan is alt-right now, which is comical to me because I consider him more of a centrist.
But yeah, that's where we are.
And liberals drove him away by calling him a racist, unearthing jokes he made, calling him a misogynist, really, with no evidence.
When you make racist jokes about people of color, a lot of comedians make jokes all the time.
It's called a joke, he's a comedian, you dumb bitch.
Like, and this is the problem with, like, these fucking woke black people, man.
They always gotta fucking cry and complain, bro, and always have, like, victim mindset, racist, ugh.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Like women like this piss me off.
That's why CNN has failed, lost.
Calling him transphobic because he didn't like- He also didn't love the vaccine thing, right?
To our point earlier.
That also used to be a left-wing opinion to be against vaccines like 20 years ago.
Again, so he actually hasn't shape-shifted very much to your point.
The Democratic Party has shape-shifted and driven him away and alienated his followers.
I think what he ended up seeing was an American political spirit that shifted and he found ways.
He's a lot smarter than people give him credit for.
He found ways to walk into where those people were.
Yes, he was a proud, you know, ultra leftist and then he became a proud person on the right, largely because he saw shifting towards the right and that's where his money and his audience could come from.
He shifted because more of his listeners shifted and that's where he drove it to.
That's nothing more than consumerism at work.
Which of his beliefs changed in the past 10 years?
It's really hard to point out which of his beliefs...
But can I zoom out from him?
Because I think there is this, and I see you nodding as well, this kind of bigger question.
All right, next one.
And here's the thing.
Joe Rogan, guys, in my opinion, is very...
He's in the center.
He's in the center.
I would say he's center-left, if anything.
I'll say center-left.
Um...
There's people that are way more right-wing than he is.
I don't consider him conservative at all, to be honest with y'all.
Yes, they did.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the standard.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under Donald Trump.
Okay, and all during...
The bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the standard.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay.
Oh, dear.
Excuse me.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address...
A grown woman as dear in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
Bro, are you serious, man?
Bro, this is why we can't give women power, bro.
Trying to tell y'all, man.
Look at this shit.
Don't police everything.
Because I'll tell you this, if it was a dude, he'd be like, come on, buddy.
No one will give a fuck.
No one will give a fuck, man.
What the hell?
Why is this shit fucking up?
Okay, no, no, yes.
Yeah, he investigates just to be clear this investigation began under a Donald Trump.
Okay Okay, and all during...
The bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the standard.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay.
Oh, first year.
Excuse me.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address...
A grown woman as dear in a condescending tone.
Do not do that at my table.
You can continue.
I was going to reinvestigate this.
Just to be clear, this investigation began under a Donald Trump decision.
These fucking bitches, man.
The bottom line is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the standard.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay.
Oh, dear.
Excuse me.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here.
We're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address And this, my friends, is why CNN is fucking cooked.
This is why the mainstream media is fucking cooked.
Actually, tweeted something to this.
Destiny says something here that isn't true whatsoever, but let's go ahead.
Yeah, there's some real fucking crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes' level of misogyny is when you're...
When you just, like...
When it's not just that, like, you...
Why does he Why is he comparing people To Nick Fuentes Fuentes has no relevancy Online at all He's not relevant anywhere AF is dead Does Cozy even still exist as a website He's only obsessed and fixated on Fuentes Because of me But I'm pretty sure at this point he's platformed And talked about Fuentes and elevated more Graper accounts than I could have ever dreamed of doing Like what the fuck What the fuck
Yeah, there's some real fucking...
Fuentes is actually very relevant.
I would say he's probably one of the most political commentators.
Absolutely.
Despite the fact that he's been shadow banned and kicked off of every fucking platform.
And the guy, literally...
He literally was banned off of Twitter.
Right?
And...
Let me get my mug out the way here.
Watch the video one more time so you guys can see.
Play one more time Crazy shit.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes level of misogyny is when you're when you just like when it's not just that like you you Why does he?
Why is he comparing people to Nick Fuentes?
Fuentes has no relevancy online at all.
He's not relevant anywhere.
AF is dead.
I don't even know if Cozy even still exists as a website?
He's only obsessed and fixated on Fuentes because of me.
But I'm pretty sure at this point he's platformed and talked about Fuentes and elevated more griper accounts than I could have ever dreamed of.
So look, I like Destiny.
I get along with Destiny.
You guys know this as much as you guys hate the fact that I get along with him.
This is one thing.
Destiny, that I disagree with you on.
Nick is absolutely fucking relevant.
Absolutely fucking relevant.
I would say one of the biggest political commentators on the right by far.
In my opinion, I think he's the best political commentator on the right because he's not bought and paid for.
Like, let's just keep it a thousand.
He talks about a certain topic.
Right?
He doesn't show for the Trump administration.
Respect there.
Right?
Like, unlike a lot of other political commentators that will never dare say a critical thing of Trump.
So, you know, the guy literally was banned off of every single platform, came back on Twitter, and gained like, I'll never get this shit.
He came back, Right?
He had like $75k when he got reinstated on X. Bro, and he came back like in May.
He fucking gained like $100,000 in a fucking day, guys.
Like $100k.
Matter of fact, let's go on Social Blade.
Let me not just sit here and talk shit.
We'll literally go on social blade.
Thank you.
And look at this shit.
Hold on, let me make sure I have this shit right.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
I think Jay points us.
Right.
So, I'm pulling this up for you just right now.
Thank you.
And just so you guys know, Twitter is like where it's at when it comes to politics.
It's where it's at.
Number one news app, better than mainstream media.
That's why all these people are fucking bitching, right?
So, look at his shit.
So he's banned, right?
And go give him a follow if you guys don't follow him.
You guys know I always support my homies.
I want all my friends to be successful.
Go check him out on Twitter.
But yeah.
He's gaining 24k a month.
That's really good.
He comes back...
Look at this.
He was banned for fucking years.
For like two or three years.
Banned off of Twitter.
Comes back...
180,000, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
180,000, pretty much.
Sores at fucking popularity.
Right?
So, let me see here.
See if I can go back here more.
Last 30 days?
No, not 30 days.
I want to do...
Can we fucking go back further?
All right.
So...
What the fuck?
Alright.
Either way, the point I'm trying to make is that he has almost 500k.
I vividly remember when he came back in May he had like 75k and he's gained 300,000 plus.
Right?
Pretty much like damn near 400,000 almost.
Almost 400,000 in a couple of months.
After being banned for years.
Right?
And I think Destiny has like 200 or 300k on Twitter.
So...
Yeah, he has 293. So, yeah, man, look.
Nick is very relevant, bro.
Extremely relevant.
And I would argue he's relevant despite the fact that he's been banned everywhere.
He's literally been banned everywhere.
So, you gotta give your flowers what you give them, bro.
I give credit where it's due.
Even Hassan.
Hassan pisses me off.
But he's right about what's going on in Israel.
I'll tell y'all that.
No, he pisses me off.
So, um...
Let's see here.
What else the OutNinjas want me to react to?
Last one, first two minutes.
All right.
You want me to do it first two minutes?
One thing I've been hearing a lot recently is they say, you know, Dave, you make fun of everybody and everything, but how come you never make fun of yourself?
Because it's not easy.
I'm sensitive.
But since you guys have been so good to me tonight, I feel like I owe you no less.
This next piece...
It's about the real Dave Chappelle.
It's personal.
It's actually very personal, but here it is.
Hey, I'm Dave Chappelle, host of Chappelle Show.
Many guys are familiar with my on-screen persona, but the question keeps popping up.
Who is Dave Chappelle, really?
Well, guys, the answer isn't so simple.
You see, in the last 12 years, I've been at least three different people.
There's me at 18, sincere, earnest, relentlessly optimistic, And then there was Mia 24, budding movie star, reefer addict, and a man with a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.
Then, of course, there's the man who stands in front of you now, proud father, loyal husband, and prompt taxpayer.
All three of these men had different psyches and handled things in very different ways.
And with your permission, I'd like to explore these three men tonight in a piece that I like to call Three days.
All right, first scenario.
Let's say I'm having problems in a relationship.
Why don't we take a look at how I used to handle that at 18?
Charon.
Charon, look.
I want to work this out, but you got to talk to me.
You got to open up.
Last week, when we were at that DOS FX concert, I rickety realized that I... I rickety love you.
Clickety-cloud.
Come on, girl, don't be like this.
You act like all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom in your boom-boom.
Why you gotta be like this?
Clickety-cloud!
What a biggity bitch.
I'm talking about myself, of course.
All right, well, let's see how I handle relationship difficulties at 24. I love her, but she don't trust me.
I can't...
All right.
Look at this shit, guys.
Breaking news.
New Zealand.
Australia's ban on Candace Owens planned visit triggered more travel problems for her when New Zealand followed suit.
She was refused the visa to enter New Zealand for speaking engagement because she had been banned from Australia due her to capacity to incite discord in almost every direction.
Owens had promised Australian and New Zealand audiences a discussion of free speech and her curse of faith when she announced the speaking tour in August.
That is fucking ridiculous.
That is fucking disgusting, ridiculous, and this is a travesty towards the democratic nations.
How the fuck...
Are we supposed to sit here and say, we are the beacon of what a society should try to emulate when we don't even allow an American citizen to go to one of our Five Eye partner countries, which by the way, just so y'all know, right?
Real quick.
The Five Eyes.
England, United States, New Zealand, Australia, Canada.
All of these countries, the English-speaking countries, they share intelligence with each other damn near, you know, at very high levels.
So we work very closely together.
You're telling me that you're not going to allow an American citizen that has a significant amount of influence where people want to hear her speak.
That is, you know, whether you like her or you don't, She's helping a lot of women with not being 304s, with observing family values, having conservative viewpoints, being mothers, right?
This is what she promotes.
As a black woman, by the way, right?
Y'all don't want to allow her to come and speak in your country because of some comments that you guys didn't like.
What happened to freedom of speech and the ability to have a marketplace of ideas?
What happened to that?
What happened to that, man?
Fuck New Zealand.
Fuck Australia.
These countries are cucked.
Clearly, they'd rather fucking do dumbass hacka in their fucking state assembly than bring someone in that has a different viewpoint.
Y'all saw that clip?
This niggas go all crazy in the fucking capital, ripping paper and shit.
Niggas want to do that.
Instead of bringing Candace Owens in.
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
An embarrassment to the Western world.
An embarrassment.
Complete fucking embarrassment.
Be with someone who don't trust me.
Oh, that sounds terrible.
Do you want to understand that, honey?
Yes, I do.
$10.
I know.
And the other thing, you know, is she had the...
304 selling their bodies.
You know how it goes.
...to say to me...
That I smell like I've been at the titty bar.
So the what?
Well, let's see how I handle relationship problems today, now that I'm a father and a husband and all that good stuff.
Baby.
Baby, you up?
Baby.
Ow!
Ooh.
Scenario two.
Let's say I'm pulled over by the police.
Bro, y'all better never whack it if your wife is right there and don't want to smash, bro.
That's when you file for the divorce.
I'm being treated less than fairly.
These kinds of things happen.
Why don't we see how 18-year-old Dave used to handle that?
Help!
Okay.
Now, let's take a look at 24-year-old Dave.
I ain't doing nothing!
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground!
How about you?
Why don't you get on the ground?
That's right.
Give me my license back.
Man, spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
That's right.
And you know what?
I am high.
I'm high!
And now, let's take a look at 30-year-old Dick.
All right, license, insurance, registration, please.
Sure.
Sorry about that.
I was running late for a shoot for my show.
Chappelle Show.
I'm Dave Chappelle.
Yeah?
I'm rich, bitch!
You haven't seen it?
Don't get it.
Buckle up, baby!
Over the last 12 years, my career went through a lot of ups and downs.
Now, a lot of people ask me, Dave, how do you handle it when you lose out on a movie part that you really want?
It's a good question.
I'll show you how I used to handle it at 18 right now.
Well, who got the part?
The Wayans brothers.
There's more?
Well, here's how I handled the same type of situation at 24. Chris Tucker?
It's the second time this happened.
Who got the other part?
Tell me, man.
Jackie Chan?
That mother can't even speak English.
And now, here's how Sensible Shoe Dave handles it at 30. Who?
Who's Nick Cannon?
Daddy, Nick Cannon's hilarious.
Man, you, son.
You guys think it's so goddamn hilarious because they just walked off with your school clothes money.
It's funny, isn't it?
Broke, I'm broke!
Well, I guess that gives you guys a pretty good idea of how I've changed over the years.
But before I go, I just want to give each of me a chance to tell you their overall philosophy in life.
18-year-old Dave, you're on.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama.
That was touching.
All right, how about you, Mia 24?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Smoke weed every day.
David Thur, what you got for me?
Nick Cannon.
Dave Chappelle.
He's hilarious.
You know, you acting like a little b****, all right?
Stop saying that.
You trying to make your father feel bad?
I got to pay all the bills around here or you can go tell your mother?
All right.
Uh...
I was pulling up some other stuff for you ninjas as well here.
So, shout out to my guy, Mario Nofo.
I will follow him on X. He follows me as well.
You guys can feel free to check him out.
Good news.
Good news, Paige.
I gotta hit him up, actually.
I think he's here.
Hit him up real quick.
I think he's in the States.
He normally lives in the Middle East.
Hold on.
All right.
Thank you.
Shout out to Tristan.
Tristan Tate.
Damn, I never look at my WhatsApp, man.
I really hope the Tate brothers beat this shit, man.
I have much faith that these, they're gonna beat these fucking stupid ass chicks, bro.
Piss me off, man.
Hold on.
I hit him up right now.
He's still in the States.
We'll get him on.
Alright.
Check this out.
Peanut's owner, the squirrel murderers, won't get away with it.
Mark Longo is set to sue New York State after officials claim they put down Peanut after he bit an agent during the raid.
Holy shit.
So let's go ahead and hear what he's got to say.
Hey everyone.
I just wanted to start by saying thank you from the bottom of my heart for everybody coming together for this cause.
The amount of support and love that you all have shown my family is nothing short of incredible.
Peanut, Fred, your voice was heard around the world, and I cannot thank you all enough for having that accomplishment.
Justice is a big word here.
You guys came together to make sure that this story didn't go unheard.
It didn't go under the rug.
The government's not going to get away with this.
Justice will be served for not only Fred and Peanut, but animals moving forward, people moving forward.
We will show the world that it is not okay to overstep boundaries.
Justice will be served.
This week will be a monumental movement for all of us.
And I will keep you posted on exactly what that means.
You will get a lot of information moving forward.
And it is going to shock all of you.
But I hope it makes everybody come together.
And I never want you guys to forget about the word justice when we move forward with this.
Now, I know some of you guys are probably saying, yo, it's just a squirrel.
You know, this guy's on OnlyFans, etc.
I understand that.
But you guys got to understand that, like, this squirrel, honestly, he's going to lose a lot of money.
So I'm assuming in his lawsuit, he's actually going to be able to prove damages.
Because this squirrel, like, was the center of his social media, like, platforms and shit.
So his OnlyFans that he has...
TikTok, Instagram, all that shit's gonna go down because the squirrel's gone.
So he's actually gonna be able to prove damages here.
So I think he's gonna have a somewhat strong case, guys.
And some attorney out there is gonna love to take this thing because of the clout.
So, yeah.
You know.
Yeah, this is definitely an L for the state of New York.
Four dead after record South Korean snowfall.
Goddamn, nigga.
All right.
Let's see what else we got here.
Columbia Narco sub busted en route to Australia.
A stealthy drug submarine was intercepted during its 4,000 mile voyage from to Marco, Colombia.
Yeah, it's a huge drug hub.
Loaded with cocaine, that's Yeah, that makes sense.
Getting cocaine all the way to Australia would be fucking expensive.
And the further away it goes from Columbia, the more expensive it becomes, my friends.
This is...
This is the most politically incorrect Dojo application.
My dad is Jewish.
I know how to save a buck.
This guy...
What the fuck?
Conor McGregor dropped after assault verdict.
Proximo Spirits and IO Interactive cut ties with the fighter after a Dublin jury found him liable for assaulting Nikita Hand at night 2018, awarding her 250,000 euros.
Proper number 12 whiskey will no longer feature McGregor's image and his role in Hitman as being erased.
McGregor denied the allegations claiming the encounter was consensual.
Crazy, bro.
Crazy.
Losing all that money.
This we talked about before.
Latin America.
Tulsi, I haven't been home since April.
We've got a country to save.
Oh yeah, she's from Hawaii.
Oh yeah.
I haven't been home in Hawaii since April.
I told my mom before I left, she's like, oh, when are we going to see you again?
Are you going to be back in a month or so?
And I was just like, mom, don't be surprised if you don't see me until Thanksgiving.
Because we got a country to save.
And that's what I've been dedicating my time to and I'm grateful.
To have an opportunity to come here and visit with and meet people like you in many different parts of the country.
Yeah, boycott that whiskey, guys.
Boycott those companies that banned them.
Fuck them.
...country who are gathered for that same purpose, a shared concern for the direction that our country has been going in, and out of a recognition, and this is the most beautiful thing, Aaron, and I'm grateful to be able to...
And she's a Democrat, too.
Switched on over.
Russia hits Ukraine with massive missile strikes on energy infrastructure.
Russia has launched a large-scale missile assault on Ukraine's energy infrastructure, forcing emergency power outages across the country, according to the Energy Minister.
Yep, that ain't good.
Joe Rogan, X is the new source of the world.
That's what's interesting about social media.
Social media right now, there's this giant resistance to the idea that X is the new source of the world, but it is the mainstream.
It's the new source of the world.
That's true.
It's the new source.
That's what's interesting about social media and social media.
There's this giant resistance right now to the idea that X is the new source of the world.
They're the mainstream.
It is.
They're the mainstream.
It's the new source of the world.
You and these people that want to cling to authority and say, no, you're not.
Goddammit, you're not the fucking, you're not a journalist, you're not this, that.
You guys fucked us too many times and we don't believe you anymore.
And so the only way for us to find out what's real and what's not real is someone posts it online and then everybody looks at it and then you get the community notes.
And that's way better than the New York Times telling me that the Froot Loops in Canada are exactly the same as the Froot Loops in America, except for a bunch of shit that's banned.
And that's the whole point of the whole fucking thing.
Meanwhile, they're fact checking RFK Jr. So now I don't trust you anymore either.
You can't.
So it's like, that's what's going on.
You can't gloss over the community notes.
You can't.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the truth cam on Twitter.
It's the solution to this thing that we're trying to figure out how do we know what's true and what's not true.
You get a consensus.
There's enough people that actually can read scientific papers.
There's enough people that know the field that's being discussed.
Out of the hundreds of millions of people on X, you're gonna get an expert.
Who's going to say, this is why this is incorrect and this is how you're supposed to read it.
And then everybody goes, oh, okay, this is wrong.
And now you know.
And if you can just do a little research and go through that paper or go through that thread, if you're an objective person, you'll probably get a good sense of who's right and who's wrong.
All right.
Now, the community notes are a good thing, guys.
Absolutely, they are.
They help a lot with the fact-checking.
What else do you want me to...
Oh, I got a clip here from the guys.
Chris Florin.
Guys, get your clips in.
And what I'm thinking is, guys, guys that are watching on FedReacts, I'm going to end the FedReacts stream.
Come on over to Fresh and Fit, ninjas.
Come on over to Fresh and Fit.
So I'm going to go ahead and give you guys the...
Fresh and fit link right now.
I know y'all niggas won't switch.
Come on over, guys.
Come on over.
And do me a favor and like the video on YouTube guys.
Let's get a thousand likes on here.
Doing a late night stream.
Gonna end the Fed Reacts right now.
Or you guys can come to Rumble.
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and just...
So, what else do we got here?
Yo!
Yo!
Can I tell you how Chris talks to girls?
People like...
Chris Flaren.
Yo!
Can I tell you how Chris talks to girls?
People like...
Yeah, so, uh...
Come here often?
Yeah, uh...
Well, I come all the time.
Yeah, but...
You want a shot?
Yeah, give me a shot.
Give her a shot.
Brush.
You pass me a shot.
Chris, you didn't buy the bottle.
Yeah, you want a shot?
Thank you.
Yeah, so you smoke good.
No way, nigga.
No way.
The last part's the truth.
Okay.
Hold on.
It gets better.
Then he gets drunk.
This him.
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What did he say?
What did Chris say?
I'm like, Chris, what did you say to her?
Chris hates it when we roast them, right?
I think he hates it when Fresh roasts them, too.
He wasn't here this time.
He's trying to talk.
He's trying to talk.
And I'm like, Chris, what the fuck are you saying?
He's like, I know you guys are asking about merch.
Merch will come probably next year guys.
We got y'all with the merch.
I hear what you say, bro.
Speak English!
Nigga's like...
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, Chris drunk is the funniest shit ever, nigga.
Yo, I swear to God, bro.
If I'm bored in the club and I'm with Chris, I have a good ass time.
That nigga's hilarious, bro.
Nigga be like...
You want a shot?
I'll take a shot with you.
I remember one time with Chris, right?
I brought a girl, right?
The girl's looking at me the whole time like, I don't know what he's saying.
I'm just like, I don't know either.
We're both lost.
She's like, I'm leaving.
I'm calling the Uber home.
Like, Chris fucked it up, man.
Again.
Look at Mo.
Yo!
It's funny for Mo, cause Mo's like back there talking to Chris and he can't understand him either.
Fuck, man.
Cause I've only been in the club with Chris like twice.
Yo!
So I've refreshed me in there every day, so he see all that shit.
Bro, I'm telling you, I almost had a tear, dog.
Oh my god.
Chris speaking in the club is hilarious.
Remember, his love is there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His love is there.
What'd you say, Chris?
I'll tell you this, I don't even understand him when we'd be in there, so I can only imagine.
Because I've been in there like two, three times, you know, whenever we have an event or whatever, and he's getting lit, he'll come up to me like, I'm like, wait, what, Chris?
And he'll be like, I remember one time it was so bad, I just said, yo, nigga, text it to me.
Yo, it was so bad one time.
I literally told him you were just sexting to me, nigga.
It was that bad one time.
It was that bad.
I literally said you were just sexting to me.
Or I open up my notepad and I'll say, yo, just type it right here.
Nigga, type it real quick.
Give it to me.
And they'll be like, yo, you want a shot?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, wait, what?
Yo.
Chris, you know I drink like that.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Just do it.
Yo!
And he pulls on the phone like, oh, I'm going to record the story.
Oh, yeah.
That's something he be doing.
And I'm like, nigga.
Yo!
You know I'm trying to stay low-key.
I hate this nigga, bro.
Yo.
He does this shit all the time.
We'll be out, right?
Yeah, eating or something.
Eating or some shit.
Then we'll pull out the phone.
Hey!
You just look at there.
There's like a big ass white flash in your face.
Carter Man says...
Oh, no.
That was from before.
He didn't say nothing!
He just pulled out his phone by his ear.
He's all drunk and shit.
Everybody's like, what the fuck?
My eyes!
Because the nigga always has a flash on.
Right?
And you're like, what the fuck?
And he's all smiling, happy as hell.
We lit, yeah.
Nigga's like, wait, Chris, what are you doing?
First get tight.
He's like, bro, what are you doing?
Nigga, don't post that shit, man.
Yeah, don't post it, man.
Don't post that shit, man.
We're still here.
I'm still low-key, man.
We're still here, bro.
Goddamn, yo.
I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
And then he'll be like, chill out fresh.
He'll put his phone back in his pocket.
Give me some sake.
Yeah.
Give me some alcohol.
He really does do that shit.
Honey.
Or he'll say something.
The other thing he'll say all the time.
He does this even in real life.
Oh, he'll be like, chill out fresh.
We do a lot.
Put that shit back in his pocket.
What the hell?
Nigga, we ain't on air.
We do a lot.
Oh my God, bro.
Chris is funny, man.
Yeah, he be doing that shit, man.
That shit.
That shit's the worst.
I promise you, when the girl asked me, Fresh, what did he say?
I said, sweetheart, I don't know either.
I don't know what he said, but I'm going to keep it moving.
I don't know what he said.
Of worst love, he'll do that shit.
Yo, I hate.
Yo, I hate.
He's like, wait, what's going on?
Yo, bro, I hate when I'm on a celebrity.
He's like, I'm gonna talk to them.
No!
No!
Don't!
They won't understand.
He's wearing a festive hoodie, right?
So I'm like, nigga, you're gonna fuck shit up, nigga.
He's like, no, I'm good.
I'm not drunk.
I'm like, Sway Lee.
Sway!
I'm just like, Sway looking at me like...
They fuck with him though, because he brings them gross.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's been bringing them gross.
No, hold on, but hold on.
And then, he'll look at me like, fresh.
I'm just here like...
He's drunk.
I understand.
And then they let slide, but it is funny, bro.
Nah, they rock with him, because he be bringing them the ladies.
But, uh...
Well, well, uh...
Let me...
I'm gonna send out here, but...
It's because of me, nigga.
But yeah, Chris is hilarious, man.
But it's funny, though.
It's funny.
He really be making us laugh, man.
So shout-out to Chris, man.
I'm gonna give Chris a Dondamoco, man.
That's our ninja.
Y'all wanted to stop drinking, but, bro, y'all don't understand how much entertainment comes from your drinking, man.
Yeah, when D.D.G. was here at a y'all party, and Chris started talking to him, D.D.G. was like...
What does nigga say?
He's like, yo, I don't know what he said, bro.
What'd he say?
I'm like, I don't know either, bro.
Yeah, man.
Y'all niggas wanted to stop drinking, but bro, then the entertainment ends.
Then the entertainment ends, man.
Yo, man.
That shit funny as hell.
You guys can say whatever y'all want.
But Andy Chris is undefeated, man.
Andy Chris unlocks.
Andy Chris is funny as hell, man.
Yo, hilarious, bro.
Niggas complaining, bro, it's quite a show!
Man, shut up, man.
Yeah, shut up, bro.
You niggas are fucking soft, man.
That shit funny as fuck, man.
Do your own show, nigga.
Yeah, man.
Do your own goddamn show.
Hey, bro, this is fresh and fit, motherfuckers.
Let Chris rock.
Yeah, man.
I mean, sometimes he gets unbearable.
Chris is kind of funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'd be crazy sometimes.
But, bro, he's chilled out with it.
And it is funny as fuck, man.
Hey, you old man.
Hey, uh...
You 30 years old.
You old bitch.
Oh, man.
Sorry.
He'll turn shut the fuck up into one word.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, man.
You are a whore.
Shut up, bitch.
You are a whore.
Oh, man.
Nigga be taking, like, three words and turning them into one.
Shut up, bitch!
They go like, boom, how are you ever seeing King of the Hill?
Oh, my God.
Only niggas that understand him are fucking Hank and the other nigga.
That's us, basically.
Yeah, I understand it, though.
Oh, God.
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
Yo, cool, bitch.
The amount of times when Chris...
I want to talk.
The amount of times when Chris gives an update to Myron and I have to, like, translate for real time.
Hold on, buddy, man.
I'll tell you a story about Chris recently.
Yo, question bro.
When was this stream?
Guys, can you guys tell me when we did this?
Can you guys tell me when we did this stream?
Ninjas in here?
What day was this stream?
Right?
I'm in Barbados, you know, missing my dog hero.
That was a joke.
But, you know, I gotta take it back to my house, right?
So, Chris is watching my dog over me.
Shout out to Chris for that, by the way.
And Chris is like, yo, pull up to the crib.
I just landed on the plane.
I'm on the way.
I get there to his apartment building.
Part of the car.
Alright, Chris, I'm here.
No response.
I call him.
No response.
I'm like...
Okay, maybe he's like playing his game, whatever.
Get some time.
Call again.
No response.
I'm like, nah, nigga.
I'm here.
Pick up the damn phone.
Call again.
No response.
Front desk, listen.
This nigga named Chris, I don't know, Aaron Parkson.
Is he on your list?
I need him right now.
I'll call him for you.
No response.
That's it.
Chris, there's no way, bro.
What I had to do was call Angie.
Angie gave me his girl's phone number.
No girl, but he's talking to whatever.
Then she brought Hero down.
But you know what happened to Chris?
He fell asleep like a bum.
It doesn't get any better than that.
Bro, it's 11 a.m.
It lives up to the meme.
It's 11 a.m.
though.
It lives up to the meme.
It's in the morning, bro.
Bro, it lives up to the meme, bro.
God.
That's awesome.
Shout to Chris though.
Chris is cool.
That's our ninja, man.
Me and him on the same bum sleep schedule.
He should be here right now, but it's fine.
That's our ninja, man.
God, man.
Yeah, let me know, guys, when that was.
I got this clip right here.
This shit is crazy, bro.
Look at this.
This comes from Libs of TikTok.
Liberals in Wisconsin hold a screaming session to deal with Trump winning.
What the fuck?
Bro. Bro. Bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Wow.
We're literally, like...
I've seen it all now.
This is fucking incredible, bro.
Yeah?
I'm going to go to the next one.
They're just going round and round and round.
I know.
Oh my gosh.
Uh, hold on, my bad guys. my bad guys.
*Screaming* How about chat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
they're just going round and round and round I know Fucking clown world.
Oh my gosh.
Fucking weirdos.
This is the left, people.
What the fuck?
Wow.
Bye.
Lives and TikTok post a lot of funny shit.
Let's see here.
I'll open up the Discord as well.
Let's see here.
Plus size travel influencer demands airlines give obese people an extra seat for free, bro.
Holy.
Just one ticket.
This disgusting creature.
Yeah, lose some fucking weight, dummy.
This isn't about giving fat people more.
It's about accommodating basic needs.
In Canada, they have a one-person, one fair policy because they get it.
In Canada, people who need more space aren't paying extra.
They're paying for the space.
Their body needs no extra charge for something that should be basic.
Meanwhile, in the US... Fat people are still being forced to pay double for what should be a standard accommodation.
And let's not forget, airline seats keep shrinking every year.
Making it even harder for people who already need extra space.
Why is it that other countries, like Canada, recognize this as a basic need, but here in the US, airlines are still making money off our discomfort?
It's time they stop profiting from our bodies and start treating everyone fairly.
Check out change.org slash plus size travel to learn more.
comment below alright fucking ridiculous man What?
Fucking fat people.
You guys and I feel about fat people.
Alright, let's look at this Instagram reel here.
Will you take a picture of me really quick?
When you're the first guy to treat her right.
Oh my gosh, no one's ever like, pulled my chair out.
I'm gonna get some water, you want water?
Oh my gosh, no one's ever like, ordered for name of the word.
Will you take a picture of me really quick?
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not.
Oh my gosh, no guy has ever said yes.
I've never been taken on a date or anything.
Really cool.
Cooked.
Cooked, he knows it's over.
Because you know, by the way guys, follow me on Instagram bro.
17,000, trying to build this shit up.
Made it brand new.
But we're cooking.
We're getting some good insights.
Getting quite a bit of profile views and shit like that.
I'm posting two to three reels a day.
So, let's grow this thing.
My ex and my...
Both my ex and my Instagram are the same.
If I go x.com, right?
It's Myron Gaines...
So, my backup account, which used to be MyronGainzX, now it's MyronGainzX, and then my main account now, guys, is MyronGainzX.
Don't worry about that default picture.
But, uh, yeah.
Alright, so, we're almost at $170,000, by the way, guys.
So, we're cooking.
When I made the announcement, I think we're at, like, $168 something?
$168.5 or something?
So, uh, yeah.
So, this is...
Oh, shit.
Oh Lord, I probably should have shown that on screen.
It's okay.
But yeah, guys, check me out on here, on this X account.
X, Rumble, I'm sorry, X and Instagram are the same.
Alright.
Make things easier for y'all to find me.
Also, I'm demonetized on fucking X for obvious reasons because they're lame.
And I can't even fucking livestream on here anymore.
So, to support, if you guys want, you can go ahead and sub.
It's like five bucks for some shit like that if you want to sub.
Appreciate it.
But yeah, yeah, this is my profile here.
So let's go ahead and this is my main account.
So definitely, I'll be cooking on here.
Guys, I'm super active on X. I'm not active on Instagram like that.
Like I post on Instagram like three to four reels, but I don't comment on people's shit because if I do, I'm gonna get banned.
Every time I tried it, I tried like cooking some 304s, bro, instantly.
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This comment removed for fucking violent organizations.
Like, what the fuck, man?
Nigga can't live.
Can't a nigga breathe?
Goddamn, bro.
So, y'all gotta go over and check me out on X. Because that's where I am.
That's where I be cooking.
I can't cook on Instagram.
I post reels, and that's about it.
I can't fucking do anything else on there.
I can't comment or nothing, bro.
It's fucking bullshit.
So, no man, I can't do spaces, guys, on this account.
It's fucking annoying.
So what I'm going to do now is I'm going to post the videos.
So all the streams that we do, I'm going to post them after the fact on X. So all of our streams, Rumble, YouTube, etc., they're going to go on X. Obviously, unless it's like a Castle Club card or something like that, I'm going to put the Rumble version on X with timestamps.
So if you miss a stream, you can watch it on X, baby.
Alright?
So, they can't stop us.
Right?
The watermelon warriors think they can stop us and they fucking can't.
Alright, speaking of watermelon warriors.
Got some Uncle Ruckus.
The first thing I did was quit all my jobs.
I don't know.
Uncle Ruckus learns how to be black.
I'm supposed to pay the bills.
Probably have to start selling crack.
Or rapping.
Or rapping by selling crack.
You know, I might not even have Revitiligo.
Okay, I'm black.
What am I supposed to do now?
So this is it, huh?
Is this what you do all day?
Sit there reading books that make you think better of yourself, huh?
Black man can't get nowhere with his little pecan-sized mind.
So now you can read.
Now what?
What you gonna do now?
Oh, uh-huh.
Nothing.
That's what I thought.
You know why?
Because we niggers.
Both of us.
And that's...
And that's all we ever gonna be.
That's all we ever gonna be.
So this is what I have to look forward to as a black man, huh?
Just sitting around playing PlayStation all day, waiting for the next madness to come out.
Maybe I should go out and put rims and all kinds of goofy s*** on my truck.
We're probably gonna die any second now from one of these conditions and diseases that niggas get.
You name it.
Diabetes, gout, high blood pressure, asthma, sicker cells.
Oh, Rucker, stop.
This is all in your damn head.
You're the exact same fool you were last week.
You were black then, you're black now, and you're gonna be black tomorrow.
Ain't nothing wrong with being black.
If you give it a chance, you might actually like it.
Mm-hmm.
Which, by the way, I'm dropping my Instagram.
Not my Instagram.
I'm dropping my Twitter for you guys.
In the chats.
That's my X account.
Give it a follow, guys.
Let's hit 170,000 tonight.
300 more to go.
300 to go.
Give it a follow.
Let's hit 170,000 tonight.
And then the goal?
I've had this account for officially a year, I think.
And I took two to three months where I didn't even post on it.
So we're gonna build it back up.
We're gonna build this account to one fucking million.
Let's go, baby.
I'm going to do the work.
I'm going to be going crazy on there.
Well, this is what niggas do, right?
Buy sneakers.
Then maybe a lady will buy loud stereos and V-rate women in rap lyrics.
Is this the kind of s*** you niggas put on your feet nowadays?
It looks like a damn astronaut shoe.
I'm black.
I'm not walking to the moon.
I'm walking to the liquor store.
Ruckus, start.
Come on, man.
LeBron James, Allen Iverson, can I get a shoe named after a white man?
please All right So, let's go.
We can do a libs of TikTok.
A lot of funny shit here.
Fat woman.
Yeah, this is, bro, this is terrible, bro.
Get these people away from our kids, bro.
Get these fucking weirdos away from the kids, bro.
So, She's panicked because everyone is attacking the FBI and is now claiming it was a joke.
She definitely didn't.
Don't share this.
Let's see here.
I made a backup because I've racked up enough community guidelines violations for an account warning and my joke.
Ew, what the fuck is this disgusting character?
Bro, what the fuck?
All right.
Niggas, I think it's time to go over to Rumble.
I think it's that time, guys.
Let's get ready to Rumble!
I'm not a crook.
But what I will say before I go over there, again, Black Friday, Riot Ninjas, Black Friday, guys, you've got two options.
If you are not a Cal State Club member, you go ahead, you go to this page right here, okay?
Dropping a link in the chat for you ninjas right now.
$620, okay?
Drop this in the chat for all you niggas.
Join in.
You get Castle Club, Castle Club Premium, and DMs on Demand together for free a year.
Let's fucking go cooking.
Now, if you are a Castle Club member, awesome!
You use this link.
By the way, it's down in the description.
$65, upgrade to premium, and then bam!
You got DMs on Demand.
Dom DeMarco.
The offer though is only for this week and you only get DMs on demand this fucking week.
So for all you guys that have been procrastinating about getting DMs on demand and getting Calcet Club for a year, bam!
Now you can get both.
Support us, support free speech, support our ability, like what I'm about to do right now, where I'm about to start cooking.
You guys want me to cook, but I need oil.
The oil comes from you guys supporting us.
This is why I don't gotta depend on YouTube.
Everyone talks shit about, Barrett, but you're demonetized.
You're demonetized.
Right?
You know why that demonetization doesn't matter?
Because I got you guys fucking supporting the free speech and we're cooking over here at fucking four o'clock in the morning.
When all these fucking loser degenerates are running around, clubbing, drinking alcohol, being fucking losers, we're in here, talking about real shit, having a good time, chopping it up, but for me to be able to do this, guys, we need y'all's support.
Because free speech, unfortunately, isn't free.
Right?
Kinda sucks.
So again, If you're not a member of Castle Club, fine.
No problem.
We got an offer for Yacht Ninjas.
$620, but you get Castle Club for the year, DMZ On Demand, and Castle Club Premium all together.
And DMZ On Demand is normally $700.
You get it for free for getting it.
If you're already a Castle Club member, thank you so much for supporting.
You only got to pay $65.
And you go ahead, just upgrade to Premium, and DMZ On Demand is there.
And if you're a Castle Club Premium member already, which a couple hundred Yacht Ninjas are...
DMs is demand on there for you, for free, only this week.
Two weeks from now, we're gonna do a Zoom call on DMs On Demand.
So, come on over to Rumble, guys.
We're gonna switch.
And I want all the YouTube ninjas to know.
Here is the link for Rumble.
Come on over.
But you guys really are...
You guys are...
Everyone that talks shit and says, oh, you're demonetized.
I literally laugh at them because I'm like, y'all niggas know that we got a fucking army of real niggas that support us, you dummies.
Because we keep shit real.
So come on over, guys.
That's the Rumble link.
Join in.
All the Castle Club ninjas, I'll give you guys the checkout for Castle Club Premium.
Join Castle Club Premium for Castle Club, guys.
I'm giving you guys that link just for y'all.
And...
And the course is going to be out after Friday, so you guys got to get in now if you guys want DMs on demand.
All the Cash Club niggas come in to Premium.
We do one Zoom call per week on Premium on a specified area, whether it's fitness, dating, networking, cryptocurrency, stocks, real estate, right, etc.
Then on regular Cash Club, we have a Zoom call for you guys that's just open Q&A. But on Premium, it's a smaller group.
We're able to get more detail and shit.
Hold your hand more.
So, premium is worth it, guys.
And if you don't want to do premium, fine.
Just join Cal's Club.
But, you get DMs on demand too, man.
So, trust me, guys.
Worth it.
Absolutely worth it.
You're not gonna get DMs on demand for this cheap.
Ever.
So, get in.
So, yeah, some guys in the Cal's Club are saying, Myron, you give too much value, charge these brokies more.
I should, but I'm not gonna.
I want more guys to be in Cal's Club.
I should charge more.
Bro, there's niggas out there that will charge y'all, like Grant Cardone charges like $100,000 to talk to him for an hour.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You know what I mean?
So, I'm gonna give y'all a lot of the sauce for a fraction of the cost, especially when it comes to real estate.
Right?
Let's be real, a lot of y'all aren't gonna do commercial real estate.
You guys are gonna do residential, which is where it's gonna be.
So, yeah, come on over guys.
Come on over to Rumble.
I'm dropping a Rumble link in here on YouTube for you guys so that we can actually cook and I don't gotta fucking censor myself.
Because it's annoying as fuck.
Alright, I'm gonna end the YouTube stream now.
For all my YouTube niggas, love y'all.
Ending the YouTube stream now.
We're only gonna be live on Rumble and Castle Club.
Alright?
So, come on over, guys, to Rumble.
Link is in the chat.
Spam it a few more times.
Boom.
Boom.
Join the Rumble, niggas!
Ending YouTube now.
All right.
Let me just double-check, make sure the YouTube stream is done.
It is...
Alright niggers.
It's time to fucking cook.
This fat fucking bitch.
It's time to fucking cook.
Cause bro.
Alright let's watch the video and then I'll tell y'all niggas my views on this shit.
video got uploaded to libs of TikTok on Twitter and then a bunch of conservatives started swarming my post and tagging the FBI so I deleted the video.
I know it's still on Twitter but can't do shit about that so Yeah.
Anyway, just wanted to get this out here in case my shit gets fucked up by a bunch of maggots.
And it's so fucking hilarious how serious they're taking my joke when some of these bitches literally swarmed a Capitol and brought a fucking noose for Mike Pence.
So...
It's just a joke.
Calm the fuck down, motherfuckers.
I made a backup because- So- There's nothing more useless in society than an ugly, fat woman.
I'll tell you why.
Women are designed to have children.
A critical component of them being able to have children is to get a man to be interested in them.
To get a man to be interested in them, they need to have some semblance of attraction.
Women really only have one job.
Be attractive, get impregnated.
So if you can't even not be a fat piece of shit, you deserve to be bullied in every regard.
It is completely unacceptable for you as a woman to be fat and ugly.
If you're fat and ugly as a guy, you can make up for it.
You can be a comedian, like Zrewski.
You can be, have some game, like Fresh.
You could be charming and charismatic like myself.
I'm not the best-looking guy, whatever.
Right?
But we can make up for it in other ways.
Women, however, if you guys are ugly and fat, fucking cooked.
Stick a fork in it, done.
You bitches have one fucking job.
Fat, ugly women are absolutely useless in society.
And fucking credible.
Alright, let's keep going.
Let's see.
Tell us an unhindry at calling Trump supporters traitors and urges Kamala to do something about the election results.
Oh, this dude, you can tell.
You can already tell this dude's a faggot.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Maybe I am naive to believe that Democrats would do anything.
How'd I know?
How'd I know?
He didn't even have to open his mouth.
And I was like, yeah, this guy's gonna have an effeminate voice.
And bang on!
Just like I fucking expected.
Faggot voice.
About Putin.
About Russia.
And about Trump.
About the MAGA party.
Maybe I'm naive to believe Trump and Putin are real niggas, bro.
So, uh, stupid.
...that they would hold them accountable for what they've done.
They are traitors to this country.
He has the sad music in the background.
These dudes are faggots, bro.
Holy.
...country.
Every single one of them.
Kamala Harris is a seasoned prosecutor.
If she just sits back and allows this to happen, then what's the point of voting?
You know?
If our votes aren't gonna fucking matter, then what- They do matter!
You guys lost fair and fucking square.
You niggas lost.
Hold the L, fag.
If you don't like it, go hang out in fucking some terrorist country somewhere.
I don't know.
Allah Akbar!
Hang out with Muhammad and them.
What the fuck is the point of voting?
And that's maybe why some people voted, because they just believed that it was bullshit.
And they didn't believe that it would count.
And you know, to some degree, I don't fucking blame them.
So if they just sit back and allow this to fucking happen, I won't vote again.
I'll get off every social media platform.
Forever.
And I don't care what anybody says.
If we're just going to sit back and allow these fucking traitors to destroy our country, then I don't want to fucking vote again.
I don't care about the system because the system...
This guy's a fucking crybaby.
...will have failed us.
So, you know, I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings, but, like, what the fuck is the point?
So in my heart, I believe that something is going to be done because I know that something was done by Russia, by Trump, by Elon Musk, and by every MAGA person.
Which one is a faggot?
Is it like you guys always complain about the Russia interference?
Like he was already found not guilty of that or not culpable.
That backed them.
So if we do not hold them accountable, then fuck All of them.
If Democrats are going to be so fucking weak that they're not going to do anything, then fuck them.
I'll never vote for another one.
Ever.
Look at his lip.
Quivering.
About to fucking cry like the faggot that he is.
Nigga, we didn't cry when Trump lost, and it was obvious that you fucking fags stole the fucking election.
You can do it somewhere else, but you're not going to do it.
If you want to have a sex change or a social justice seminar, then you can do it somewhere else, but you're not going to do it in the Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Air Force, Space Force, or the United States Marines.
Sorry.
Let's go.
You trainee faggots, you sick fucks.
You're not going to do it there.
The military brass that led these absurd and insulting initiatives will likewise be removed and They will no longer be in command.
They're going to be gone, gone so fast.
If you want to have a sex change or a social justice seminar, then you can do it somewhere.
What else do you got here?
Oh, and I can pull up the Discord.
Let's pull up the Discord since we're on fucking...
Now I can actually show the Discord.
Shout out to all you niggas in the Discord.
If you're a Cows Club member, you get to be a part of this.
You guys get a lot of value, bro.
For being in Cows Club.
Real talk, man.
Yo, this shit is funny right here.
If I can enlarge this shit.
Wanna let me enlarge it?
What the fuck?
Well, it's like a Jew dude working out, and it says here, three sets of being a victim, don't occupy the gym, don't steal the dumbbells, six million calories, but I could do 271k.
Bro, training to steal faster.
Bro, training to break the door once in the oven.
Bro, hilarious, man.
Sometimes it's because men are so incapable of being able to show their emotions.
Oh, this bitch.
I don't care.
Put on what you want.
Man, you are divorced.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, Chris.
You're divorced, man.
Even a vice?
I was divorced from domestic violence, so...
I wonder why.
- Yup. - Puck on punch! - Puck on punch! - Yo, what the fuck? - That's what I'm talking about! - Yo, Chris! - Puck on punch! - Hey, yeah, if you got hurt for real, I'm sorry.
I apologize, but it's just funny as fuck.
I won't lie to you, man.
No, I love it.
What?
No, she clearly did not learn.
Just so you guys know, we don't support domestic violence at all.
Just think it is funny as fuck, okay?
Don't ever hit women.
Period, dawg.
I mean...
We do not support hitting women at all.
Side note.
You saw Chris Brown and Rihanna.
And then he was the biggest supporter of Rihanna afterwards.
Chris is crazy bro.
Nigga funny though.
Let's see here.
Guys, get your Discord shit in.
Get your Discord shit in, niggas.
No, I don't think we should use the word, and I'll tell you why.
Because niggas have gotten used to it, that's why.
Hell, they like it now.
It's like when you grow in crops and you strip the soil of its nutrients and goodness, and then you can't grow nothing.
You gotta rotate your race of slug.
Now, I know it's hard, because niggas just roll out the tongue the way sweat rolls off a niggas forehead.
But we cannot let that be a crutch.
Especially when there are so many other fine substitutes.
Spade, Parch Monkey, Jigaboo.
I say, next time you gonna call a darkhead nigga, call that coon a jungle bunny instead.
Alright.
Um, Ark Lightning says, WMR for Nitrin.
We need hats or even keychains.
Damn it.
Appreciate that, Ark Lightning.
Uh, Machaka Boss says, play your favorite song.
Actually, you know what, guys?
I do need to take a piss.
So I got y'all niggas right now.
I'm gonna play some real quick.
Well, I take a quick, uh...
A quick piss, cause I ain't gonna lie to y'all niggas, I gotta piss real bad.
Oh!
Yo!
This is every whore's anthem right here!
Bruh!
Keep me hanging up, bro!
Every dumb bitch thinks that a dude is gonna commit to her, and then this song, this is like a very Red Pill song, by the way.
FYI, this is a very fucking Red Pill song, niggas.
This is the 1980s right here for y'all, niggas.
The 80s were different.
Alright.
I'll be right back.
I'm just going to take a quick piss.
Ninjas, now I'm stuttering like Chris.
Y'all can go ahead and fucking, uh, this is literally, like, this song is very fucking red-pilled, guys.
Why don't you, babe?
Get out of my life.
Why don't you, babe?
Wish you don't This
song is so fucking red-pilled, guys.
Like, this song right here is like the anthem of every bitch that gets, like, not committed to by a guy.
And like, when I tell y'all niggas, yo, niggas just use you hoes for sex?
This is the song that's in my mind.
You definitely don't really love her.
You just keep her hanging on.
You just keep her hanging on.
What the fuck is the point of that?
Why don't you be a man about it?
Trying to shame him, right, into either committing or breaking up with her.
Guys, this song is from the fucking 1980s.
Hypergamy doesn't change, my friends.
Whether it's business in the front, party in the back, mullets, jerry curls, waves, long hair, short hair, nothing changes.
The style might change, but the bitches stay the same.
And what I might do for you guys, first time I'm announcing this shit, but I'll make the announcement here.
What I'm thinking of doing, guys, Maybe I have announced this before.
I don't know.
But what I'm thinking of doing is doing an I love the 80s and an I love the 90s VH1 style for you guys.
It would obviously be Rumble and Castle Club only.
Wouldn't be able to do it on YouTube.
But I'm thinking about doing that for y'all because you guys have been asking, you guys want those old streams back where we do a whole fucking countdown or shit like that?
We might do something like that.
Would y'all want that?
Would y'all want that?
I'm looking at the Rumble and Cats Club chats.
Matter of fact, let me put the fucking Cats Club chat up.
Because you niggas always make me laugh with the chat.
And I want you guys to be watching this shit on Cats Club.
It's way fucking better.
Be honest with y'all.
You guys want that?
Like VH1, bro.
It would literally be like VH1 I Love the 80s.
Like we would be, we'd be doing that.
We would literally be doing that.
So would y'all want that?
All right.
Looks like you guys want it.
All right, sweet.
We'll give it to y'all niggas then.
I'll plan it out with mowing bills.
And it's gonna be fucking, it's gonna be lit.
And we'll do one 80s, 90s, and the 2000s.
And we'll do one even the 2010s.
So that'll be 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s.
Yeah, four episodes for you guys.
We'll do that for y'all.
And we'll do like a countdown of like different things.
Toys that were available, Game Boys, pop culture, celebrities, movies.
we'll do like a whole thing for that.
I'll tell you this, the 80s were a great time.
I wasn't born then, but it was a great time.
The music, the culture, all that shit was lit.
What else do we got here?
What?
Shout out to the Cats Club chat, all you guys in here in the Cats Club chat.
Rumble niggas!
Join the Castle Club.
I'm going to drop a link in here so you guys can watch this show.
You can watch it on Castle Club for free, by the way, guys.
My rumble niggas, come on over.
Watch the show on Casa Club and join the chat.
I'm putting the link here for you guys.
So, we're going to take a look at this.
Pin that shit.
Watch it for absolutely free.
So you guys can go ahead and join in on this chat because this chat is fucking hilarious.
Got 171 niggas in there going crazy.
Alright, now we're back on the Discord.
Let's see what we got here.
Yeah, send your shit in, guys.
What?
What is that?
The fucking Holocaust dance or some shit?
Nigga wanna cry?
What the fuck is that?
Y'all are crazy for this meme right here with me.
Yo, man.
I'll tell you this, though.
Guys, last time I put this shit up in my profile pictures, niggas fucking reported me, man.
Fucking faggots.
They reported me for this shit.
The fucking Jews reported me.
They said that the picture was, like, anti-Semitic or some shit like that.
Which, come on, man!
How's anti-Semitic when I'm the Semite?
Come on, it really does look like me.
Like, look.
Yeah, man, it looks like...
Like, yo!
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, the rubbing of the hands, like...
You know?
Telling y'all niggas join Castle Club, man.
Right?
right?
Oh, shit, alright.
Let's see here.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, nigga, shots of my god time instead of my opposite shit.
Look, this is what black women are doing.
Bruh, that's an L.
All that glue in their brain, no wonder they're fucking retarded.
Olly!
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Oh, yeah, bro.
This is terrible.
We're meant to be there.
Would you say he's...
Why does the friendzone exist?
For losers who are meant to be there.
And that nigga's in the friendzone!
Like, bro!
Nigga cooked!
Right in front of you, no respect.
There's dumbass laughing it off.
The pain.
The fucking pain.
Oh, boom.
We just got 20 more of you niggas in here in the cast club chat.
Guys, join the cast club chat.
Wait, what's the music?
Oh shit, my bad.
Would you say he's in the friendzone?
Yes, I do have a boyfriend.
Are you guys in a relationship?
No.
Oh.
You say yeah, you say no.
We are not in a relationship, no.
Okay, I guess we're not.
Why does the friendzone exist?
Fucking hell for that guy.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, look at this shit.
Fat-ass Drewski, look at this shit, bro.
See, I could go all the way now, because, bro, nigga, we on Rumble and Castle Club, so I can say what the fuck I want to say, man.
Guys, like I said, link is pinned.
Join the Castle Club conversation.
The chat?
So that you guys can be up on screen.
I literally got the Castle Club chat up on screen because I want y'all niggas to interact and put your memes and shit like that.
that's funny.
I'm getting in.
I'm going out.
I'm in.
How you doing, sir?
My name is Ray.
No, niggas, go do your language.
I haven't even started.
I haven't even started.
You said to be real.
He wants to do what he wants to do.
That's racist.
You said be yourself.
Be yourself.
Not high.
Alright, so, could you imagine if he said, okay nigga, be yourself.
Break yourself, fool.
Could you guys imagine if he did that shit to fat ass Drewski?
Niggas would be losing their fucking minds, bro.
They'd be losing their fucking minds.
Oh, that nigga racist.
That Asian nigga racist.
Right?
But, he could go ahead and be racist to the Asian nigga, but the Asian nigga can't be racist back.
That's the problem with you niggers.
Thank you.
I'm tired of this fucking shit, man.
I am fucking tired of this shit.
Tired of fucking this shit, man.
These fucking diggers are getting out of control.
They're getting out of fucking control.
Alright?
Shit is fucking wild.
I'll tell you this.
I make fun of the zipper heads all the time myself.
But I'll be fucking damned if a nigger's gonna sit here, make a bunch of chink jokes, but if that chink goes ahead and makes a fucking nigger joke, he's gonna be called all kinds of shit.
It's fucking bullshit, man.
Bullshit.
Alright, let's go back to the clip.
I can't see shit, but we gotta keep cooking.
Where the hell did the clip go?
Bear with me, niggas, because I haven't done this in a while, and it's hard to see out of this fucking mask.
I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
For Thanksgiving, you guys go do the guys to get that in.
I'm sorry, I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm going out.
I bet.
You got it, right?
How you doing, sir?
My name is Ray.
No, niggas, go do your language.
I haven't even studied.
I haven't even studied.
You said to be real!
He wants to do what he wants to do!
That's racist!
That's racist!
That's gotta be racist!
Oh, fuck!
Y'all said be yourself!
Be yourself!
Uh-huh!
Now that was too much.
Look, I'm getting offended like the pussies they are.
Look, they don't want to be racist.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, oh.
Oh, Nike's gonna...
Oh, oh.
I'm gonna lose my sponsorship with Nike.
Or Twitch gonna ban me.
Oh.
Fucking gay.
Fucking gay.
Look at him all fucking freaking out shit All right, oh yeah, but So I commented on this shit.
You guys, this is a clip I showed you guys before.
For those of you that are new that you don't remember.
The one is the DOJ said there's nothing there.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did.
They said they didn't have enough to indict.
That shouldn't be the standard.
No, it's a charge, dear.
Okay.
Oh, dear.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm just going to stop it right here because we're not going to get off on a wrong foot.
Please do not address Shut the fuck up, you nigger bitch.
Bro, look at this shit.
That's a comment.
The mainstream media is cooked.
No wonder views keep going down.
CNN has become constantly nagging niggers.
Yeah, you guys got to admit, That's kind of funny, though.
Anyway, why the fuck do they have all these bratty black women on?
They're a minority of the population and 90% of all women shouldn't have a say on serious matters.
Come on, man!
Get these fucking bitches out of here!
And if they're black, even less!
Alright, why power?
Oh, look at this shit.
Mark Zuckerberg is massively responsible for a lot- Look at this shit.
This nigga being a fucking- Shot in the face and pump his fist in the air with the American flag.
I mean, personally, it's- Yeah, I mean, seeing Donald Trump get up after getting shot in the face and pump his fist in the air with the American flag is- One of the most badass things I've ever seen.
Shut the fuck up, you atheist Jew!
Shut the fuck up!
You're fucking lying!
You don't give a shit about Trump surviving the fucking shot.
What you care about is not getting fucking put to the chopping block because your dumb ass canceled them after January 6th.
Let's keep it real.
All these fucking stupid tech wig, you know, tech motherfuckers, you guys are kissing the ring now.
Whether it's the fucking loser over at Google, the Pajit, or this dumb Jew over here, bro.
Niggas know what time it is.
Alright?
They know that they gotta kiss the fucking ring.
You guys massively censored Trump after January 6th.
Your dumbass is responsible for fucking suppressing information that was anti-vaccine.
Let's talk facts.
You are a cornerstone of the censorship regime.
When Trump got wrongfully called an insurrectionist and all of his accounts got banned, thanks to faggots like you, and he couldn't even put his own fucking story out there, now you want to come back and say, man, it was so badass that he got shot and he rose up and put his fist in the air.
Motherfucker!
You want to know why?
Because weirdos like Matthew Crooks that shot at him didn't hear his side of the story.
Because the mainstream media, what do they do?
All those years, painted Trump as an insurrectionist, as a dictator, anti-democracy, and you fucking help that shit, you faggot!
Let's keep it a thousand, Zuck the cuck!
Fuck Zuck the cuck!
Because you literally are the face of censorship.
You, Susan Wajowski, Adam Massari, you fucking dickheads, the three Jews, right?
Literally control censorship in America.
Let's talk fucking facts.
That's the truth.
Right?
If you say things that are true, Here's the thing.
If you were lying or no one cared, no one would censor you.
They only censor you when you're telling the truth.
It's bullshit, man.
Fuck this fucking fag.
He's only kissing the ring now for his own preservation.
Trump should give this dickhead no mercy.
And then on top of that, he comes out, writes a whole fucking thing.
Oh, yeah, I did suppress information that was anti-vaccine during the Biden administration.
I had some pressure on me, but I made the final decisions.
He admitted that he suppressed information, impeded people's First Amendment right.
Right?
He impeded people's First Amendment fucking right.
At the behest of the government.
So let me get this straight.
This guy comes in, suppresses information that could have been life-saving, keeping people from taking the stupid-ass vaccine that killed millions and millions!
He did it at the request of the US government, who's supposed to protect and uphold the Constitution.
So he was acting as an agent of the government, To censor people and infringe on their First Amendment right, the free flow of ideas was disrupted.
We only got pro-vaccine content on Facebook and on YouTube, etc.
We only got max mandates.
We only got, hey, get the jab, all the stupid ass ads that they ran to get you to stick your fucking arm with that dumb ass needle, that poison bullshit.
Now, you want to come back, walk it back and say, oh yeah, well, they told me to infringe on your rights, but yeah, just, you know, it is what it is.
Forgive me, Trump.
Fuck this guy!
You guys want to talk about the deep state?
The elites?
The globalists?
This is one of them!
Right here!
We gotta start naming these fucking dickheads by name!
We gotta start naming the Mark Zuckerbergs, the Adam Asaris, the Susan Wachowskis, the Larry Finks, the George Soros, the Rothschilds, the Cohen that runs the CDC. The Albert Berla, head of Pfizer.
What do all these guys have in common?
Yeah, you fucking guessed it.
Let me cook, man.
Let me cook.
Mario Bixby in the house.
Y'all haven't seen me in a while.
As I drink my...
White Monster.
Superior taste.
And color.
Because we're cooking tonight.
Realest nigga on the internet right here, baby.
Realest nigga on the internet.
I'll tell you this.
Ain't no other streamer gonna tell y'all these fucking uncomfortable facts.
Where's my fucking skillet, man?
I can't see shit.
But...
Whatever.
We'll keep letting this fucking homosexual talk.
Zuck the cuck.
...my life.
But, um, but look, I mean, it's, um, you know, as...
And I think, look, at some level as an American, it's like, hard to not get emotional about that spirit in that fight.
And I think that's why a lot of people like the guy.
See, I love that some people in the chat are saying, "Unhinged Myron." No, I'm not unhinged.
You know what I am?
The truth sounds crazy in a world full of lies.
But everything I just told you guys is absolutely factual.
You can go ahead and look up all those fucking names.
Google them.
Google them.
See who they are.
Figure out who they work for.
And then tell me who really runs shit.
Look.
If we're gonna have real discussions here, we gotta start naming these motherfuckers.
Alright?
Anyway.
This cooking session is done.
And I can't see nothing.
So I'll be right back.
It's a quick break.
Because I can't see nothing.
I ain't gonna lie to y'all niggas.
I gotta tell Angie to cut out the high hole holes a little bit bigger next time.
But we gotta continue on the night train.
Actually, you know what?
Hold on, I got something for y'all niggas.
We're going to play some real shit right now.
Quick little break.
Quick little break.
Some good ol' white nigga music, let's go!
In the second entrance.
I'm here and I'm alive tonight, out on the streets again.
Tune me on, I'm the heart of style, something you'll never forget.
Take my bit to break down walls, hot top of the night, no, no.
Better turn it loose.
Best to be free, cause I'm a heart of me on.
I'm running free.
A little bit better than it used to be.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm not one of yours.
You guys enjoying the show?
Oh.
Come on, baby.
Gotta play with me.
Are we cooking or not, chat?
You're a lot of wild.
Better luck it does.
I'm all about tonight.
Well, be mine tonight.
Cause every night.
I'm on my earth.
I'm alive.
I'm on my earth.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive tonight.
Cause I'm alive.
You're a lot of wild.
I'm alive.
But we are all about tonight.
I'm gonna give you everything.
I'm gonna die.
Cause I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Deutschen to watch football night.
I'm trained.
What other streamer can educate y'all niggas on censorship in America, name the fucking names, cook some feminist hoes, help you guys make money, help you guys get in the gym, help you guys become the best version of yourselves?
Who else could do that?
Come on, man.
Most diverse fucking streamer there is.
By far, most diverse.
Come on, man.
We cooking tonight, chat.
Fuck Twitch.
Bunch of cucked out faggots.
Fuck Twitch, man.
Dudes, ban me for off-platform behavior.
Hey, last time I checked, we do real shit over here, baby.
Now I'm just late, but I can't see nothing, guys.
I ain't gonna lie to you all day, because I'm like over here like...
I can't see shit, bro.
I'm, like, over here, like, I don't even know where the mouse is.
I'm trying to type shit, like, I feel like Chris when he tried to taunt.
So, um, yeah.
Three thousand plus y'all watching on Rumble.
Almost one of y'all ninjas watching on, uh, Castle Club.
Keep cooking.
A little bit longer.
Oh, this shit is funny here.
One drunk man is more intelligent than three women with...
Y'all want me to bring this nigga on the show, by the way?
Shadeya?
I've talked to him, I've taught him before.
PhDs.
Thank you so much.
That's us dancing at the fucking thing.
Thank you.
Nigga, can I get a cigarette?
Can I get a cigarette?
What you smoking on over there?
No, you can't get no cigarette.
You burnt out.
What's that?
Meth, booze, truth.
What the fuck you doing meth for?
Why you doing meth?
Because a real nigga got to do whatever.
Ain't no fucking a real nigga got to do it.
Is that shit turning gold on us?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about a nigga doing meth?
Why you doing meth?
You a black man.
I'm a black man, but I got white sand in me.
Stop doing something with that nigga.
Bro, blacks are L's, man.
Bro.
All right.
All right.
Someone said Meyer got the A-ball.
Bro, I've never done a drug in my fucking life, bro.
And I never will.
Drugs are for faggots.
My good time The Texas Mexico I'm here to prove a point.
You see, this is our most porous part of our entire border.
It's basically uninhabited and unpatrolled.
This is where hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants cross this border each and every year.
Uh, I'll read some of these chats real quick.
We got, uh, Nightstar says, WMRWFNF. It's all about the Klan meetings.
More Klan meetings.
Hail Hitler.
This nigga, bro.
Calling them niggers, validates them.
That's from Joe, the individual.
Shout out to you.
How Myron feels right now?
It's drip with the hood.
Yep.
Gaza, test.
I see your test.
Myron, please bring back the Jew and KKK costumes.
That shit is hilarious.
Okay.
Um, well, you guys just saw the KKK shit come back.
Way low.
Jabril, react to this.
Okay.
I got your clip.
clip here.
And then what else here?
Can you make a classic rock playlist for the gym?
Yeah, I definitely can, Menchaka.
Have you been to South Shore Hospital in Massachusetts before?
No, I don't think so.
Joe, the individual.
W, Myron for Night Train.
We need hats or keychains.
Oh yeah, that was from before for Arc Lightning.
Cool.
Metallica, yeah, I do like Metallica.
My favorite song from Metallica, guys, is probably Ride the Lightning.
There's a fucking, I love that shift.
Here, I'll show y'all real quick what I mean.
I'm not gonna play the whole thing, but...
I'm here in the United States side of the Texas-Mexico border.
Right?
Oh no, not right, the lightning, what the fuck?
It's, um, fade to darkness, fade to black.
Oh my god, sorry.
I'm thinking of the lightning, of the album.
This is probably one of my favorite Metallica songs.
Go slow.
Then, then there's a shift.
And they're like, oh shit!
We let down!
Now we learn!
No one but me Don't go, don't go, don't go Now I'm kept in Big boys, don't even try And people talk shit Oh, Myron, I see you in these photos with these guys.
I think you're gay.
Bro, these fucking faggots have never been around white people in their life.
Bunch of stupid-ass fucking nigs.
That's why black dudes are some of the most homophobic but retarded, low-IQ individuals.
Like, nigga, I got a lot of my knowledge about classic rock and developed a taste for this stuff by hanging around fucking white people and being around people that are higher IQ. You know what I mean?
So, because I remember my Canadian teammates, when I was on the rowing team, would always play classic rock.
And at first I was like, this shit is trash.
But then I was like, yo, this shit is kind of lit.
You know?
So, the haters can go fucking And it's very obvious.
Like, you can tell that these people, like, have never been around white people who have played a sport at a high level or anything, bro.
Ever.
You can tell.
Niggas are stupid.
And then he gets up to this part.
Three different shifts, dragons.
Three different shifts.
Man!
God damn, man.
Go, go, go, go.
I'll tell you this.
No niggers know about this shit.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
All right. Let's go. Let's go.
That's right.
That's right.
Who's the biggest liar?
Men or women?
Alright, this is the biggest liar, men or women.
This is from Chris Rock. - Women! Women! Women! Women! - Hey!
Men lie to most, women tell the biggest lies.
Man, we lie all the time.
We lie so much it's damn near language.
To call a man out for lying is like playing basketball with a retarded kid and calling him for double dribble.
You gotta let some shit slide.
You just gotta let some shit slide.
Guys, reminder, watch the show on Castle Club for absolutely free.
Link is right there, guys.
Join in.
Watch the stream over there.
I got the Castle Club chat popping off here.
We got almost 200 guys in there.
Join in, guys, from Rumble.
Link is there.
I'll drop it in for you, Ninjas, again.
It's pinned, but I'll drop it in here for you guys as well.
Open up a tab.
Watch it on Castle Club as well, guys.
Man, we lie all the time.
We lie all the time.
You know what a man's lie is like?
A man's lie is like, I was at Tony's house.
I'm at Kenner House.
That's a man's lie.
A woman's lie is like, it's your baby.
Yup, way worse.
Well, we've all heard that one.
Hey, hey, don't even look like me.
Oh, he's got your hat.
That's right.
Who's the biggest liars?
Women are the biggest liars.
Biggest liars.
Look at you.
All of you.
You lie.
You a fucking liar.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
You a liar.
You're a liar.
You're all liars.
All of you are fucking liars.
Masters of the lie.
The visual lie.
Look at you.
You got on heels.
You ain't that tall.
You got on makeup.
Your face don't look like that.
You got to weave.
Your hair ain't that long.
We know that.
Even her hair.
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
That shit's awake, nigga.
You got a wonder bra on.
Your titties ain't that big.
Everything about you is a lie.
And you expect me to tell the truth.
Fuck you!
Men lie, we lie, we live lies!
That's why we so crazy.
Every now and then we catch ourselves living a lie.
We create a whole lie world around us.
For instance, every man in this room is hiding some porno in his house.
Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib.
Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by.
Thank you.
And when we hide porno, we go all out.
It ain't behind the refrigerator or under the bed.
No, we become Batman when it's time to hide some porno.
That's right.
You hit the light switch, the whole bookshelf shift to the side.
You go down two flights and stairs into your porno cellar.
Janet Jackme, yes.
Toby Kye, Gina Jamison, that's right.
But women always find the porno.
Always find the porno.
But they don't find it in the porno hiding place.
Oh no, no!
Where do women find the porno at?
In the VCR! Uh, let's see here.
Uh, German soldier song.
Get sturdy to Erica.
These niggas, bro.
What else do we got here?
here.
Shout out to all you Discord niggas.
Oh, this is the Clayton Bixby shit.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Why do you still hold these Nazi ideals?
You got any better ones?
Let's go!
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Why do you still hold these Nazi ideals?
You got any better ones?
W! Tell that nigga to suck a dick, faggot.
In the video, six seconds.
interesting and this 555 deals really popular mr. Trump here you go up three medium I remember when they used to have this shit the 555 deal bro I I remember this shit.
Tell you what, I'll counter that offer with an even better one.
Here's the deal.
You give me those three pizzas, only I'll give you just $5 a piece.
Sure.
Okay.
Still got it, Donald.
Still got it.
Call now and get three or more medium one-topic pizzas for just five bucks each.
Get the door.
It's the Domino's 555.
What the hell?
Oh, man.
This fucking bitch.
Want one?
We'll throw some more.
Disagreements are welcome.
If not, we'll keep it up.
Please tilt the mic up because you're taller than our usual questions.
So what I want to know, of course, So, Trump, when he was in office, at a certain point, he had control of both the Senate and the House, and yet there are many, many issues that are still going on.
Well, so, you bring up a pretty good point, and then a not good point.
Let me give you the pretty good point.
You're right.
Trump should have done more with a unified House and the Senate.
So Donald Trump did actually fix the border, and he did it without the U.S. Senate or House.
He did it through executive orders and through executive direction.
The border, when Donald Trump was president, had the lowest ever recorded border crossings into our country on the southern border.
Under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, it's the highest ever, right?
And so-- So why did he veto the border bill then?
Okay, well, first of all...
Sorry, he used his political power to...
Fair enough.
How much do you know about the border bill?
So the border bill was endorsed by the Border Patrol agents, right?
First of all, that's not correct.
That is correct.
No, they came out and they said they totally denounced it.
Not Harris.
They didn't endorse Harris.
They endorsed the bill.
No, you can look at Brandon Judd's statement.
He said that's one of the greatest misinformation lies.
But let's talk about what actually it is.
That bill...
I can pull it up.
Yeah, type in Brandon Judd.
Actually, I'm gonna type in the Border Patrol endorsement of the bill.
Well, no, Brandon Judd.
Look at him fucking shaking.
Like, bro, this is where we are in America.
Like, men are scared to even, like, have a confrontation.
Bro, it used to be when you were this dude's age, you would go to fucking war.
Storming the beach of fucking Normandy.
Now, this motherfucker's like, I'm gonna look at the bill.
Hands all shaking and shit like a fucking pussy.
Straight faggotry, bro.
Straight faggotry.
When did men become so fucking soft?
...is the one you should look at, okay?
So, anyway, what some union says or doesn't say is besides the point.
So, but let me ask you this.
Forgetting the Border Patrol's endorsement or not, mass amnesty was in the bill.
It would have given amnesty to 10 million...
Border Patrol Union-backed Senate Immigration Bill despite House GOP. Yes.
What did Brandon Judd say about that?
So the National Border Patrol Council...
Right, but that's not the Border Patrol Union.
Those are two different things, right?
They still have their endorsement.
And again, you can't say they're Kamala's...
Hold on a second.
Again, they retracted it soon after.
Just to be clear, though, it would have given amnesty to 10 million people in this country.
Do you think that's a good idea?
Potentially, if they're working in this country.
No!
You would give amnesty...
The majority of illegal immigration, 75% of illegal immigration is overstaying visas.
These are 10 million people that came...
We're not even talking about the overstay visas.
We're talking about people that came across the border.
10 million of them.
Uninvited.
What would you do with them?
Give them jobs?
If there's room for them to work...
Oh, this is a super important moral distinction, though.
And that's fine.
We have clarity, not agreement.
You think the people in this audience should have to compete against foreigners for jobs.
I think that you have a moral obligation to your own citizens to give them jobs before the people...
You say not?
Okay.
We don't have to worry that you're making a dilemma that doesn't exist.
There are more jobs right now in this nation than there was under Trump.
Hold on a second.
First of all, not well-paying jobs and they're not keeping up.
Why do you think that wages aren't keeping up with inflation?
Wages aren't keeping up with inflation because people in this audience have to compete against people that have come across the border.
But let's just talk about the morals of it.
Just the moral of the moral.
So you would give amnesty for people that are And newcomers that just come in and cut in line.
I want to talk about the practical here, Charlie.
No, no, the border bill gave them amnesty.
It is practical.
That's why Trump torpedoed it.
The practical here is if they can help our nation, then we should let them.
Just let me ask you a moral question, because we can go back and forth.
Do you think it should be a...
Again, Charlie, I'm not here to talk your talk.
I'm here to talk the practical, which is...
Oh, no, no, no, I am practical.
They're here and they can work.
No, we're not talking about moral here.
The only discussion is the moral.
Do you think it should be illegal to come into the country?
No, that's not what you led with, with the moral.
That's not what I led with.
We're not moving this conversation.
No, we're going back to the border bill.
Actually, no, I'm not strongmanning it.
The border bill said it's...
I said strawman, not strongman.
I got it.
The border bill did what for an amnesty?
It would have given amnesty to 10 million illegal aliens, yes?
Again, we're...
So you asked, you said, why did Trump torpedo it?
Because Trump cares about Americans more than foreigners.
That's why.
Why did the GOP endorse it?
The GOP did not endorse it.
Why was it a bipartisan bill?
Hold on a second.
Senator Lankford, who is a traitor to this country, endorsed it.
Yeah?
Multiple GOP senators...
Okay, if you're trying to convince me that a bunch of rhinos got behind a bunch of border bill, we're going to talk past each other.
Read the bill.
I do not think D.C. or Washington, D.C. should pass a bill that says if you come into a country, you're given amnesty.
And you disagree.
I don't...
By the way, if they're doing jobs...
More the reason to kick them out because those should be jobs given to Americans.
But the job market is higher now than it has ever been.
The stock market is higher now than it has ever been.
Hold on.
Let's, let's, hold on.
Do you guys think the economy is better or worse?
We're not.
You are living on a cloud, man.
Listen to the people of this country.
They can't afford things.
The job market is awful.
The economy is terrible.
Stop reading the New York Times and start talking to American voters.
Yeah.
And that's why I went on a fucking landslide.
Do you understand how insane you sound?
The economy is better.
People are telling you they can't afford stuff.
Yeah, inflation is high now because Trump spent more than any president on the debt in a four-year period.
So wait, it's Trump's fault that inflation is high four years later?
As you come to realize, I hope in your role that economies are reactionary forces.
It takes time for things to be implemented.
Got it.
So nothing is Biden's fault.
Everything is Trump's fault.
We'll see Biden's impact largely in the next four or so, three or four years.
It really is remarkable, the power of propaganda.
It's fine.
Do you think that Kamala Harris and Biden are successful?
It depends on what metric.
But economy-wise...
No, no, I actually do agree.
They are a huge success in destroying the country.
I totally agree.
So if you look at economists, right, some of the, some of the nations, actually, many of the...
Here we go.
I already know what he's gonna say.
Some of the nation's best economists looked at her economy plan and said that it's the best.
It's better than Trump's.
The nation's leading economists have endorsed Kamala Harris for presidency because they say that Trump will ruin the economy.
Then why didn't he ruin it the first time?
He did!
Trump ruined the economy?
Again, it's reactionary forces.
What Trump did is he handled...
So, let me just ask one final thing.
What is Kamala Harris' greatest accomplishment?
Kamala Harris' greatest accomplishment?
I think it depends on who you ask, but I would say...
You?
Yeah, I would say it was cutting child poverty in half.
She did that?
The Biden administration, her and Biden did that, yes.
How did she do that?
So, the child tax credit, basically from COVID. Oh, you mean the one from the Trump tax cut?
It's not from the Trump tax cut.
Yeah, it is actually.
Yeah, it's actually from the tax cut from December of 2017. The one that Kamala Harris is running against is the one that you're touting right now.
It's not the case at all, Charlie.
You can lie.
You're just totally wrong.
I encourage everyone to look up the child tax credit right now on your phones.
Yeah, the child tax credit was part of the child tax credit.
And look on what bill it was passed.
Look what year it was passed.
Yeah, it was 2017, literally.
Donald Trump expanded the child tax credit in 2017. Final question.
Do you think that Kamala Harris would do a better job the next four years than Donald Trump?
If so, why?
To make the case, I'm curious.
Okay, so I would agree that Harris would do a much better job than Trump for a variety of reasons.
Again, if you look at our current track record, we're coming out of the COVID and the Trump policy.
We have the most amount of jobs.
We have the highest paying stock market.
We have child poverty that's cut in half.
We have the most...
Yes, again...
Yeah, how are children...
If you look at the case against Trump, you'll see that multiple economists have said that Trump will ruin the economy, right, including Nobel Prize winners.
No, it's just...
This is actually really instructive.
And thank you for embodying it so perfectly, which is that, like, everyday people are no longer buying the rubbish, that everything's fine, everything's great.
Young people can't afford homes.
Right, because here in Montana specifically...
No, every state has seen housing prices go up.
But not just that.
Energy prices are up.
It is harder than ever to be able to have a family.
We have a fertility crisis.
Take Montana, for example.
Northwestern Energy.
Energy prices are going up under a Republican board of commissioners despite having a budget surplus this year of over $2 billion.
I don't know about that.
I'm sure somebody else can comment on that.
But going back to the macro trends across the country, Donald Trump, when he was president, lower income earners saw their incomes go up the most.
Young people were flourishing.
Lowest ever black unemployment, Hispanic unemployment, Asian-American unemployment.
We saw an economic renaissance and a miracle.
But here's the point.
Here's actually the kicker.
Here's how I know I'm right.
Is that when American people are asked outside of the economists, 70% of people think the Trump economy is better than actually what's happening now.
So you're living on an island.
So are people wrong?
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Answer the question.
Are these people wrong?
Statistica, great source.
Real wage growth compared to inflation is higher under the Biden administration.
Are 70% of the people here or the country wrong when they say Trump was better at the economy?
Again, look it up.
I encourage everyone.
Statistica.com.
Real wage growth to inflation.
Are these people wrong when they say that the economy was better under Trump?
Montana is distinct from the nation itself for a variety of reasons.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
We have the highest housing increases compared to wage under Gianforte.
So we, compared to average wage growth, or average wages, it costs, it takes more to buy a house here in Montana than anywhere else in the nation.
That includes California.
That includes New York.
No, no, it's fine.
Thank you for coming up.
I appreciate it.
And it's just, this is the divide.
Is that 70% of the country is saying, I'm suffering and I'm struggling?
So then you said, look around us.
These are Montanans.
Let's talk about Montana.
Well, hold on.
Bro, I need to get on these college campuses and start debating these kids.
I'm going to start doing this, bro, because I think I could cook.
The thing is, is that I'm controversial, so if I was to try to set up a tent and shit, they would tell me no, because they're fucking faggots.
Like, chat, let me ask y'all, I want to get, because I got y'all on Rumble and Cash Club.
What would you guys consider me as far as where I stand politically?
Would you guys consider me a liberal?
A centrist?
Right-wing?
Far-right?
Which one would you guys put me at?
Liberal?
Centrist?
Right?
Far-right?
Because it seems to me, bro, like everyone is fucking terrified.
People are fucking terrified of Fresh and Fit, bro.
Brian and a lot of y'all niggas, man.
All right, so...
Thank you.
Let's see here.
Niggas are saying Nazi.
Come on, guys.
Give me the real one, man.
Give me the real.
What do y'all say?
Nationalists, socialists?
Okay.
Yeah, I see what you mean there.
Guys, okay.
Someone is saying centrist.
Someone's saying center left.
Extreme Klan right.
Dissident right?
Nationalist?
Well, nationalist would make you more right-wing.
Dissident right because you're an anti-neocon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big anti-neocon, bro.
All right, let me give you guys, you know, it's been a while since I've done this, so let me kind of give you guys my takes, all right, on immigration and a couple of these hot bun topics.
Let me take a quick piss.
Let me take a quick piss.
While we do that I'll be right back guitar
solo You'll take my life But I'll take yours too You'll fire musket, but I'll run you through.
So when you're waiting for the next attack, you better stand, there's no turning back.
The bill will serve till charge begins.
But on this battlefield, no one wins.
The smell of astring-spoken horses' breath, individual, innocent death.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
guitar solo
Let's start first with foreign policy.
Start with foreign policy.
No more foreign aid.
If I was president, if I took office tomorrow, almost no more foreign aid.
Anything debts that we owe or whatever, that's one thing, but no more foreign aid, especially to fucking Israel.
Done.
No foreign aid.
We don't get involved in foreign conflicts.
None of that shit.
Fuck that.
No foreign aid.
Right?
To all these countries.
Especially countries that put us in precarious situations in certain regions.
Right?
I would stop foreign aid to Israel.
Rebuild a relationship with the Middle Eastern powers.
Get our oil for dirt fucking cheap.
Right?
And stop the fucking foreign wars in the Middle East.
Right?
Because I'll tell y'all this.
The Middle East doesn't hate us.
They hate us because we support Israel.
Matter of fact, when you guys gave me the letter to...
When you guys gave me...
A letter to...
For Bin Laden.
And shout out to Joe the individual.
This is the Cancer Club chat.
$100 said this is the Cancer Club chat.
Shout out to you, bro.
So thank you for that, bro.
um that is from yeah let me find that fucking can someone drop that uh that link again for me letter to america someone in the chat is going to drop it so yeah so going back foreign policy no more foreign wars no more aid to israel israel has us up with middle eastern affairs Arab countries don't hate us because we're America.
They hate us because of fucking Israel.
So I would say, this is what I would do.
Because look, Israel ain't gonna go nowhere.
I would force these motherfuckers to have a two-state solution.
That's what I would do.
If I was president, I would be like, yo, this is how this is going to go, Netanyahu, whoever who is in power.
You're going to have a Palestinian state, okay, whether you like it or not.
And you getting aid from us and not being invaded and absolutely destroyed by all these Arab nations is contingent upon you cooperating with me.
We're the boss.
You guys are subordinates.
This is how this is going to go.
You guys are going to have to go back to 1967 borders.
Palestine gets its own state.
They have their own military.
They have their own airport.
They have 100% sovereignty.
They're recognized as an independent country.
You guys are recognized as an independent country.
Then the rest of the Middle East will work with you guys and you will not want to be destroyed by the whole Middle Eastern world.
And on top of that, I will have heavy sanctions on both Palestine and on Israel.
If you guys violate that agreement.
And also I would make it where you motherfuckers have to trade with each other.
You guys want to know why us going to war with China is very unlikely?
Because we do an enormous amount of trade with them.
So we need China and they need us.
So that's what I would do with Palestine and Israel.
You motherfuckers are going to need each other and you need to basically keep the peace.
And if you guys violate it, we're going to violate you.
Right?
That's what I would do.
That's how you have peace in the Middle East.
You have to give the Palestinians a state.
If you don't give them a state, there will never be peace in the Middle East because the Muslim world will never accept Israel.
Alright?
So that's how that would go.
Right?
That's how I would end that conflict.
So no more foreign aid for you motherfuckers unless you guys build a second state.
We're not funding no more your wars, none of that shit because it's gonna be only peace.
Second, End the war in Ukraine.
Fuck that shit.
Third, end the Jewish lobby in America.
AIPAC, all these lobbying organizations, y'all niggas are gone.
You have to register in the fair now.
All right?
And I'm not gonna go to Dallas when I announce that.
All right?
I go to Delia Plaza.
Next, immigration.
Immigration is going to be significantly reduced.
The only way you can immigrate to the United States is you need to have an exceptional skill that we need that we don't have.
If you're a fucking nuclear scientist.
If you have an ability, you're an inventor of some type of technology that we need that we don't have enough of.
I understand.
That immigration is a double-edged sword because if you bring in the wrong people, you run into issues.
But if you bring in the right people, it can make you a superpower like we became.
So it's about monitoring it correctly.
I'll give the Border Patrol the ability to ER everybody.
Give everyone an expedited removal, kick them out immediately.
Immediately.
Alright?
Then, And I would give this power to, obviously, I would hire more ICE deportation officers.
I would tell them, you motherfuckers got to get out there and arrest everybody.
Get them out of here.
If they're in proceedings, it doesn't matter.
Get them out of here.
Right?
And Have these asylum officers screen more people.
I'd basically have to increase the immigration world.
I'd have to hire more ICE officers, immigration judges, so that we can facilitate this shit and get these motherfuckers out of here.
Right?
Because there's not enough personnel to actually handle the immigration problem that we have.
We don't have enough people.
Just keeping it at the house with y'all.
There's a reason why these illegal aliens come to America and they don't see a judge for like five years, bro.
Like five years.
So we need more immigration judges, we need more ICE officers, we need more fucking asylum officers, we need all this shit so we can expedite getting these niggas out of here.
And immigration is only going to be allowed for the top tier people.
Also, I would heavily start screening out F1 visas.
A lot of people don't know this unless you're in the immigration world.
F1 visas are one of the most abused fucking visas in America.
Also, I would start screening people more for the B2 visas.
A lot of people come here on B1, B2 visas to visit and they fucking stay.
B1, B2 visas and F1 visas are abused.
Bad.
It's not just illegal aliens coming into the United States through fucking Mexico.
A lot of them are coming here legally and overstaying.
That's another big issue that no one talks about.
So I would overhaul the entire visa system.
The non-immigrant visa system, I'd overhaul that shit.
Right?
Give CBP way more authority, turn these niggas back, kick them out of here.
Right?
That's immigration from a broad sense.
Oh, and I would heavily penalize companies for hiring H-1B visa employees over American citizens.
You get less tax breaks.
You get penalized more.
I'm basically going to put things in place to de-incentivize these companies for high-end projects.
Let's just keep it a thousand.
We're tired of you fucking projects coming over here and taking over our engineering jobs, taking over our tech jobs.
Y'all niggas got to go back to India.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You stinky ass niggas.
Get y'all out of here, bro.
I'll call it like it is.
These fucking Pajits coming over here, taking these tech jobs over there in Silicon Valley, get these niggas out of here.
I would heavily sanction and punish these tech companies for hiring all these fucking H-1B Pajits.
Fuck that.
You hire American citizens, faggot.
And if you don't, you're gonna have issues.
I will cap every single company.
You cannot have this many employees.
And any governor that tries to get in my way, I will make sure that you are kicked the fuck out of office.
All right?
What else?
So that's how I deal with the immigration problem.
Crime.
Zero tolerance for crime.
Zero fucking tolerance.
You're an alien, you come here, you are going to enforce, mandate every single city and state.
You must support ICE detainers.
If an illegal alien is caught for a state crime, you will fucking hold them for ICE to come and get them after the fact.
Automatic deportation proceedings if they're arrested for a crime.
I don't care if they're convicted.
A lot of the times, they have to be convicted.
No.
Get them out of here.
Get them out of here.
Because having them go through the due process, you're an illegal alien.
You shouldn't even be here.
Get the fuck out of here.
You get arrested for a DUI, but you're not supposed to be here?
I don't care about your court case.
Detainer placed, you're getting removed.
You don't even get the privilege of getting our due process, motherfucker.
And any state that does not allow...
For the easy and smooth facilitation of a transfer of a prisoner that's an illegal alien to ICE will be heavily punished.
You don't get federal dollars, faggots.
You sanctuary city niggas, you're not getting no fucking money.
You're getting no federal aid if you don't support our ICE officers in their execution of their duties.
Alright?
So that's how you deal with immigration.
Next.
Um...
Women's rights.
Okay.
Getting the nuclear family back.
Repeal the 19th Amendment.
You bitches can't vote for no more.
None.
No more.
The only way a woman can vote is she needs to serve in the military.
And I would make it women can't join the military in combat positions.
And you know how I would do that?
I would do it this way.
I would impose one standard in the military, one physical fitness standard for both men and women.
If the women could pass it, congratulations.
You can go ahead and join that unit.
But guess what?
99% of women are not going to pass.
So that in itself is going to be a W. If you want to have a support position, fine.
But you don't get all the same benefits of the GI Bill, etc.
that the men get.
I would do the same thing for police departments.
Women have to pass the same standards as the men.
For police departments.
No more female only hires.
No more affirmative action hires.
No more of these like job placements that are only women can apply to.
Fuck that shit.
We need to get these bitches back in the kitchen.
I would give tax credits to families that have two or more children.
Significant tax cuts.
So that a single provider, a man, can provide for a family.
What else?
Trying to think here.
I will shut down half of these universities.
Be honest with y'all.
The education system that we have, the higher education system that we have is over bloated.
We have too many fucking universities that are useless with dumb ass degrees that educate people for no fucking reason.
It's not practical.
It's a waste of time.
It's a way for people to spend four years being drug users, alcoholics, degenerates, gamblers, sex addicts, etc.
Get rid of it.
A majority of college attendance is by women anyway.
Bitches need to get back in the kitchen.
So I'd shut down half these fucking universities.
Incentivize them with tax credits.
So that they'll get damn near the same amount for being a mom.
Versus doing some stupid ass job.
And I would reform the family courts.
Because if we're gonna do this correctly, we have to reform the family courts.
I would no longer make it where women are rewarded for divorcing their husband.
I would eliminate no-fault divorce.
Tax credits?
Thanks.
And the more kids you have, the more benefit you get.
So we need to incentivize these women to go back into the fucking kitchen to go back home.
Also, some debt forgiveness as well.
To incentivize the women to be moms and not be sluts and whores.
because if they have less debt or no debt, they're more likely to not need to work.
All right?
Public education needs to be reformed, completely reformed.
We spend way too much time on bullshit.
I'd completely remove anything that has to do with Holocaust education.
Get the fuck up out of here.
We will focus on American history.
Predominantly American history.
I don't give a shit about foreign countries' history so much.
Alright?
Also, I would allow revisionist history into the schools.
Okay?
Because they've lied to us about a lot of fucking history.
So I think we should teach all of it.
Both perspectives.
Because it's very obvious that we know that the government has used propaganda on us for decades.
Right?
So that's our reform education system.
Teach some practical shit.
Practical shit.
Push the trades.
Incentivize them to do the trades.
Trades that help us.
Not dumbass African-American studies or women's studies.
That's fucking gay.
And if we're going to teach history, we need to teach history where we show both perspectives.
Because unfortunately, winners write the history.
And we need to be able to go ahead.
If we're going to talk about the Holocaust, we need to talk about the Haldimor.
If we're going to talk about Jews being killed, we need to talk about the Russians that were killed.
No more over-essentialization of the Jewish struggle.
We're gonna talk about all struggles.
Yes, I understand that the Jews are a diaspora people that have been kicked out of many countries and have had to struggle, but so have a bunch of others.
So you know what?
We're not gonna just sit here and make Jews the only victims.
We're gonna talk about everyone's fucking struggles equally.
If we're gonna talk about six million Jews being killed, we need to talk about the 30 million Christian white Russians that were killed too by the Bolsheviks.
And we're gonna talk about the book burning.
We need to talk about why the book burning happened.
Not that it was Jewish literature.
Rather, it was degenerative, homosexual, transgender, sexuality-based content.
That's the education system.
Next, I would remove and get rid of all Speech limiting laws.
So hate speech laws?
Done.
The fuck outta here.
Hate speech is free speech.
You wanna talk about Jews?
You wanna talk about spics?
You wanna talk about nigs?
You wanna talk about women?
You wanna talk about whites?
You wanna talk about chinks?
You wanna talk about anybody?
You can do it freely.
As long as you don't fucking attack them physically or incite violence, I'm all good.
No more hate speech laws.
No more anti-Semitism laws.
Get the fuck out of here.
You fucking dickheads are not going to come in and infringe on our First Amendment.
Free speech is speech that you don't like or don't agree with at times.
Alright?
So, all this anti-Semitism bullshit, get the fuck out of here.
Anti-black, get the fuck out of here.
Anti-white, get the fuck out of here.
You can say whatever the fuck you want to say, we're not going to police your speech.
That would be...
There.
And also, I would punish all the big platforms that are conglomerate monopolies on information.
So, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, etc.
You guys need to have some semblance of free speech.
I understand that you need to have terms of service and everything else like that, but you guys are going to loosen them and let people be able to say what they gotta say as long as it doesn't incite violence.
And if you don't, You're going to deal with government issues.
And the government will not interfere and tell these companies to censor things either.
If people want to go ahead and say, fuck the government, I hate the government, Myron Gaines is president, fuck that guy, you guys allow it to stay up.
What else?
I'm trying to think here.
So free speech, immigration, education, we covered that.
What else?
We covered cultural things.
Weed is illegal.
I would ban all drugs.
Also, oh.
Exercising is mandatory.
Unless you have some physical ailment, exercising is mandatory.
Mandatory.
Because if we don't get you niggas exercising and eating well, guess what?
You fucking assholes are gonna go ahead and fuck our health system up.
Heart disease, etc.
What else?
Thank you.
Hmm.
All right, anything else y'all wanna know?
Oh, transgenders?
Nah, bro.
Two genders.
I would not allow anyone to transition under the age of 21. And if you want to transition, fine, but you can't post about it on the internet.
We don't want to fucking see that shit.
And if you do, there needs to be some kind of like thing warning people that it's 18 and up only.
We're keeping gays completely away from the children.
It will be a fucking crime for gays to kiss in public.
It will be a crime for transgenders to walk around cross-dressing.
The only way you can do that shit is if you're in a gay neighborhood.
I have, like, fag zones where you guys can do your gay shit freely.
Fag campuses.
But kids?
No.
None of that shit in front of kids.
Someone said I'm a communist?
Fuck you, faggot.
Don't ever call me a communist again, you fucking queer.
Alright, any other things that you guys want me to cover?
Reparations?
Fuck outta here.
No reparations.
Hey niggers!
Stupid!
No reparations for y'all.
Nope.
The fuck outta here.
The fuck do I look like wasting tax dollars to pay fucking Jamal so we can go ahead and buy some fucking Hennessy and Jordans?
The fuck outta here, bro.
No reparations.
Someone said banning weed is stupid, especially if alcohol stays.
is...
You know what I'll do?
How about this?
Since you fucking losers are gonna want weed and alcohol.
Fine.
I'd allow it.
But it's gonna be very expensive and it's gonna be taxed.
We're taxing you fucking degenerates.
That's how we're gonna do it.
You guys wanna be degenerates?
Awesome.
It's gonna fucking cost you.
You wanna gamble?
You wanna drink alcohol?
You wanna smoke weed?
Cool.
It's legal, faggots.
But it's gonna be expensive as fuck and taxed.
You niggas are paying me.
You're paying the government so we can take care of the people.
So I can go ahead and hire more ICE agents or more ICE officers, more cops to fucking keep our country safe, make our military stronger.
So you fucking assholes want to be degenerates?
Fine.
We're taxing you niggas.
Since you fucking idiots want to be degenerates so bad.
Cool.
You can be degenerates, but it's going to cost you.
Alright.
What else?
I wouldn't ban porn even though I want to.
I would just tax the fuck out of it.
Pornstar's got a 50% fucking tax.
I would tax them so fucking hard.
No, I wouldn't have a police state, guys.
I'd have a police state only for the illegal aliens.
For them niggas, it's gonna be a police state.
For y'all, no.
Hell no.
Because if you guys want strong borders and you want strong immigration, we have to fucking get these guys out of here.
All right.
Thank you.
Let's keep going.
The thing about the red hat that drove me to a point of
exhaustion, which was misdiagnosed by a, I'm not going to say what race, what people, doctor and what hospital and what media went to.
We know I can't say that.
It was a Jewish doctor.
W. Kanye, bro.
What else do we got here?
Occupied?
I will watch this, guys.
What is this?
Wait, did he put on Rumble?
Oh, shit!
The leadership being all Jewishly occupied...
We literally...
Oh, shit!
You actually put it up on here?
Alright.
You should be at war with fucking Israel a hundred times over, and instead...
Alright, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna watch this tomorrow.
I'm gonna watch this tomorrow.
On Castle Club probably only.
I might start it on Rumble, but we're gonna watch it on Castle Club.
So, I won't watch that tonight, because we don't have enough time.
Giving y'all like another 8 hour stream right here.
Yeah, I'm upstreaming.
Shout out to my guy Stu Peters.
I'll probably bring him on the show to talk about this documentary actually.
He actually went to Gaza and filmed some of this shit.
So, shout out to Stu Peters guys.
Go give him a follow.
Another based individual.
Well guys, we're at 169.9k followers on X. Let's hit 170. What the fuck, bro?
So this is Tristan right here.
He says, when Nick says that cute wife content is gay, this is what he means.
This meme is super duper fucking gay.
You're not cool or cute and nobody but married losers will laugh with this meme.
There are ways of having a wife as a kid and girlfriends that aren't gay, but this is.
Yeah, facts.
This is some fucking faggotry right here.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I got a comment on this shit.
Yeah.
Guys, we're almost at 170K. We need 60 more followers, guys.
60 more.
And we will hit 170.
Let's fucking cook.
Here, let me...
Shards of Tristan.
Okay.
I'll drop the link in here.
Alright.
Let's read some of the chats real quick.
We got Arc Lightning.
Would you require police to have better education of the law and prosecute corrupt and inept officers more harshly?
Yeah, if it's warranted.
Miami Ghost puts a Klan thing there.
Hilarious.
Myron Reacts to the Beatles.
I'm not really a Beatles fan.
Animal Fresh.
Myron Reacts to Kanye West's show.
Alligator Boots.
I don't think we have time for that one, bro.
J-Pill?
Free Fallen?
He's a good goy.
Yeah, this is like everyone in the GOP, bro.
They're definitely all good goys, bro.
Loves his mama.
Loves Jesus.
And Israel, too.
He's a good goy.
Wants to bomb Arabs.
Join the army.
Just for his Q. The New York Times Magazine...
This is from John Lennon.
...Sunday, July 3, carried an article by Maureen Cleave in which she quotes the Beatles not by name as saying, show business is an extension of the Jewish religion.
Would you mind amplifying that?
I said that to her as well.
No comment.
Yeah, because they ran the music industry and everything else.
That's funny.
He's based on the J-Pill.
All right, let's see here.
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Call me nigger so I feel better about myself.
Alright nigger, Joe the individual.
Here's another Russell Peters clip about San Diego's thoughts.
Have my Lebanese friends ever gone back to Beirut?
Oh shit.
Have my Lebanese friends ever gone back to Beirut?
Indian and Arab comedians are not so funny but let's see.
Let me tell you something.
I've partied all over the world and by far, without trying to suck up to you guys, Because I'm scared.
But out of all the places I've been to in the world, Beirut parties like you've never seen before.
They have a lot of Christians, that's why.
They literally party like there's no tomorrow.
There could very well be over there.
You've never seen chain-smoking.
Like, you go to Beirut, you see chainsm- toss chain-smokers, light up a cigarette, finish, and throw it on the ground and start another one.
Lebanon?
Three at a time.
Literally, one this hand, one this hand, and like one of those fake blue ones for safety.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, dude, aren't you worried about getting cancer?
I will never die of cancer.
My dad be saying that shit.
Fucking Arabs, bro.
Do you have the cure?
The Yehudis will kill me well before the cancer can.
I don't have to worry about that cancer.
Yehudis, the Jews.
Cancer, AIDS, no disease will get me.
Don't worry.
I know what the problem is in the Middle East.
My Arab friends, listen up.
Here's how to start change over there.
Here's what the first problem is.
Arab men will never say, no, I don't know.
They will never say no, and they will never admit to not knowing something.
It somehow emasculates an Arab man to not know something.
It doesn't matter what it is.
If he doesn't know, he'll make up a story.
And he will yell it at you.
Doesn't matter what you ask him.
It could be something...
Documentary I'm watching tomorrow, guys.
It's Stu Peter's movie, Occupied.
I'll watch it with y'all niggas for Thanksgiving.
Simple as, hey, do you know how to make a cake?
Because I... Yes, of course.
Everybody knows how to make cake.
Really?
Because I don't know how to make a cake.
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Sparks says, best live performance.
Could you show me?
Yes.
You know how you can tell when an Arab guy is lying?
He'll start his answer off with, okay.
That's the fucking tip-off.
When you know he's lying, right then.
Because I'm like, really?
I don't know how to make a cake.
How do you make a cake?
Okay.
First you get cake.
Then you make it for 20 minutes.
Then you have cake.
Are you sure?
Because I don't think that's how you make cake.
That is the only way to make cake!
They've been making cake like that since the beginning of time!
Like, alright, don't get crazy.
I'm just asking.
It's true.
It doesn't matter what you ask them.
If they don't know, they will make up a story.
And this really happened to me last year.
I was in Dubai.
I was in Bloomingdale's, the department store, the American department store.
So clearly, there's a problem with the Jews and the Arabs.
So I'm in Bloomingdale's.
I'm looking to leave the store.
I'm looking for an escalator.
I see a security guy stand there.
I walk up and I go, hi, is there an escalator in here?
Yes.
Do you know where it is?
Yes, of course Do you think you could tell me where it is?
Yes.
Fucking tell me then, right?
Okay.
You go straight, then left, then right.
I have no reason to doubt this guy.
Go straight, then left, then right.
So I go straight, I go left, and I go right into a wall.
There's another guy working in that part of the store.
I go, excuse me, is there an escalator here?
He goes, do you see one?
I go, no, I don't see one, that's why I'm asking.
Do you think maybe they put a wall in front of it?
I go, I don't know what I think, that's why I'm asking you.
Why would you think there is an escalator on this wall?
Because some guy that worked here told me there was an escalator here.
Maybe he lied.
Who the hell lies about an escalator?
Apparently that guy.
I go, is there an escalator in your store?
Of course.
How else you go up and down?
Do you know where it is?
I work here.
So did that guy.
Can you tell me where it is?
Yes.
Where the fuck is it?
Okay.
You have to go back.
Then go straight, then left, then right.
I go, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's how I ended up here.
Those are the same directions.
Well, that's what it is.
Are you sure?
Why would I lie?
Why would that guy lie?
That's his problem.
I go, okay, thank you.
So I go back.
I walk past the guy that gave me the bullshit directions.
Now I'm hoping, as a man, that this guy is going to continue the lie for me.
At least do that.
You know, when I say, hey man, there's no escalator over there, I'm hoping this guy's going to be like, what?
It was just there one hour ago.
They moved it?
But nothing.
I go, hey man, there's no escalator over there.
This guy goes, That's the problem in the Middle East.
Arab men, you need to know how to say, no, I don't know.
Do you realize how much shit could have been avoided?
The Iraq war would never have happened.
They knew they didn't have weapons of mass destruction.
But when the U.S. asked them, do you have weapons of mass destruction?
Yes, of course Everybody has weapons of mass destruction Even the Iraqi people are like, what are you doing?
Shut up.
Where are they?
Okay.
Go straight, then left, then right.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Let's see.
It's kind of good.
Did you just say the gym is kind of gay?
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Stand up again.
Look at yourself and then say those words.
You gonna look like this and say the gym is kind of gay.
Looking like this, you gonna say the gym is gay.
Really?
No, see, that's what I heard.
How you gonna have the nerve...
This nigga's a loser.
...to look like that and then call the gym gay?
Do you look at yourself in the mirror, bro?
Do you see what you look like?
Can I get some advice on?
Yeah, my advice is go your ass to the damn gym and stop being silly.
Stop acting like a little kid.
You're calling self-improvement gay when you look like sticks and bones.
Really?
It's not really my opinion, bro.
It's not your opinion, so you're not smart enough to be able to form your own opinion?
You can't go to the gym and figure out what your opinion is?
That's not why.
That's not why?
What's why?
It's so easy.
Then why would you say the gym is gay?
Are you a virgin, bro?
Yeah.
Never fails, bro.
Never fucking fails.
Oh shit, here we go.
Debate with Alan Dershowitz.
When did this come out?
This had to have come.
Yeah, Dave.
All right, let's go ahead and...
...courts warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoach Gallant, saying it fundamentally rejects the decision and that there is no equivalence between Israel and Hamas. Here is White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. We fundamentally reject the court's decision to issue arrest warrants for Of course, because we're run by Jews.
Israel officials.
We remain deeply concerned by the prosecutor's rush to seek arrest warrants and the troubling process errors that led to this decision.
The United States has been clear that the ICC does not have jurisdiction over this matter.
You've heard us say this before.
Whatever this prosecutor might imply, there is no evidence, none, between Israel and Hamas.
There's just none.
Well, to make all this, I'm joined by the journalist and author of The Racket, Matt Kennard, a former IDF spokesperson, Jonathan Conricus, US defence lawyer Alan Dershowitz, and the host of The Katie Halper Show, and are due for a ceasefire now, Katie Halper.
Well, welcome to all of you.
Let me start with you, if I may, Alan Dershowitz.
Just from a legal point of view, a lot of people are making very, you know, bold and definitive statements about what this ICC ruling means.
But given that the United States and Israel do not recognise the court, Does it actually have any meaningful impact other than if Netanyahu and Galan go to one of the countries that does recognise it, they may get arrested?
Well, first of all, I want to thank you for having that reporter on.
She manifests and personifies everything that's wrong with the United Nations.
She is totally biased.
She can't see anything except through the prism of her anti-Israel bias.
But you had her on for half an hour.
Thank God it didn't say anti-Semitism.
So I challenge you to put her on and me on.
At the same time, let us have a debate.
She said so many things that were...
Well, we're now debating what she said.
That's what you're here for.
We're debating what she said precisely for that reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I want to make a point.
I recently published a pamphlet, a million copies going to college students all over the world, in which I refute each of the things she said.
It's called The Ten Big Anti-Israel Lies and How to Refute Them.
So I think that, Pierce, you have an obligation to your viewers to allow me or others to come on and have an equivalent amount of time to refute everything she said.
Now let me go to your direct question.
With respect, Alan, you are on precisely for that reason.
And we have a lot of times...
Exactly, but I don't...
OK, I hope we have a lot of time because I have to answer all of the things she said.
Look, I love you, Adam, but if you just actually answer my question, we've just eaten up four minutes talking about whether you're going to have enough time.
Thank you.
That's a good point.
I want to get to the point.
Obviously, the decision of the International Criminal Court does more damage to the court than it does to Israel, but it does an enormous amount of damage to Israel.
It means that Netanyahu can't go to Canada.
He can't go to many countries in the world to make the case for Israel and to be able to present two-sided issues.
There are now issues about sanctioning Israel.
Remember, too, that the International Criminal Court prosecutor, I know I dealt with him about this, He was supposed to go to Israel to look at both sides of the issue.
And then when he was accused of sexual harassment, he canceled that visit to Israel because he wanted to issue the arrest warrants very, very quickly.
Look, what this reporter said would mean that the United States presidents would be arrested as well, because everything she said Israel has done in terms of responding to the kind of I
knew that he did this.
Major, major academics who will stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel against this unlawful attack on Israel.
Remember, too, that the International Criminal Court has, as part of its jurisdictional mandate, complementarity, which means that if you go after people from a country Okay, but look.
You're a lawyer, right?
You've been a very high-profile lawyer in America for a very long time.
What if you're wrong?
You know, one of my big problems with Israel and the IDF is they haven't let journalists go in and verify anything that they're doing, right?
It's still almost impossible for journalists to get on the ground over in Gaza, right?
So we have no real independent idea of what they've been up to.
What if you're just wrong, Alan?
What if actually war crimes have been committed on quite a wholesale basis?
You seem to be absolutely certain, certain, that there's no war crime that's been committed.
But how can you be certain?
No-one's been allowed to go in there and see what's been going on.
You can be certain by just looking at the statistics that are issued by Hamas themselves.
If you take every single statistic issued, Israel has the lowest ratio of civilian to combatant deaths of any country, any country in modern warfare, the United States, Great Britain, NATO. That statistic alone, maybe one or two percent of the entire civilian population of Gaza, by the way, they count as civilians, 18-year-old soldiers who they call children, or women who are carrying bombs who they call women.
If you take just those statistics, You will see that Israel has done better than any country faced with comparable threats.
And yet the United Nations has condemned Israel...
They should allow journalists in.
You and I go to Israel together, and let's look at what happened.
I agree with you.
There should be more visibility and more transparency, and I welcome a visit with you.
I offered that to the head of the prosecutor's staff, and they turned it down.
They refused to go to Israel.
They refused to go to Gaza.
OK. On that, we agree.
I think it's outrageous that the media have been banned from going in.
And, of course, when you don't let people in, it makes it look like you've got something to hide.
Matt Kedon, let me come to you.
Look, that's the case for Israel.
Alan makes no, you know, pretense that he's obviously completely on that side of the fence on this debate.
Where do you sit with this?
Well, I mean, to be honest with you, listening to Alan, it's like the ravings of a madman.
We're 14 months into a genocide which has been documented, the most documented genocide in history.
You have the ICC... More than Nazi Germany?
Wait a minute.
More than Nazi Germany?
The most documented genocide in history?
More than the murder of 6 million Jews?
I didn't say the amount of people.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing on television if you think that this is a greater genocide, documented genocide, than the Nazi Holocaust, which was documented by the Nazis themselves?
That wasn't documented as it was happening in the same way.
It wasn't documented in the same way while it was happening.
Why don't you let me speak?
You only can speak over people because your arguments have no validity.
Shame on you.
Shame on you for defending a genocide and using the memory of the people who died in the Holocaust to justify that genocide.
It's disgusting.
And I have family who died in the Holocaust.
I find it disgusting that people like you weaponize anti-Semitism and weaponize Jewish suffering to justify another genocide which is happening now.
Let me answer the question.
If you weren't so rude, maybe we could get somewhere.
But I think partly the reason you argue like this is because you know you have no valid points.
Let me go back to the issue at hand.
The genocide is the most documented genocide in history.
We've been watching on our phones for 14 months.
Just be quiet for a minute.
Do you know how to do that?
I didn't interrupt you.
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Alan, let him at least explain the point he's making.
You cannot do that.
Sorry.
Alan, he's talking about the use of mobile phones.
Clearly they didn't exist in World War II. Exactly.
So let him make his point in totality.
Then we can query his validity.
The documentation that the Nazis themselves do not...
Alan, let him finish his point.
OK, so The Lancet, an independent medical journal, recently published a piece that claimed that 186,000 people have been killed in Gaza.
70% of those women and children.
You're talking about genocide.
And to be honest with you, we have the evidences in.
Yoab Gallant, one of the ministers, the defence minister that's now sacked, that is one of the recipients of an restaurant from the ICC, he went on TV early in the genocide and he said, we are dealing with human animals and we will withdraw all water, food and electricity from 2.3 million people, half of them children.
Let me finish.
That is genocidal rhetoric, and they carried it out.
They've been launching an extermination campaign in northern Gaza, in Jabalia camp, wiping out whole scores of people.
There's been massacres every day.
100 people often die every single day.
It's clear to the whole world, you are in the minority, and the walls are closing in.
The walls are closing in.
125 countries, if Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant, who are wanting war criminals, step in, they will be arrested.
And thankfully, the ICC saved the reputation of international law, because one of the disgraceful things about the ICC arrest warrants It took so long.
The whole world has been watching this.
We all know what's going on.
You are the minority.
The whole world is appalled by what we have supported.
Can I make one more point?
One thing you said was correct.
This is not just Israeli war criminals we're talking about.
We're talking about war criminals in London and Washington too.
I'm in London now.
I want to talk about the participation, not complicity, participation of my own government.
And do you agree that Palestinians have committed war crimes too in the past?
Yes, but the point about the ICC arrest warrants, which is why Alan Dershowitz is having a fit, is because the ICC has always been used against official enemies.
It's been a tool of imperialism.
For the first time, we are seeing justice done for Western war criminals and their allies.
Can I just make one more point?
You, Piers Morgan, were very, very good in 2003. You made a Daily Mirror into something we could be proud of in the British society because of your opposition to the war in Iraq.
Bush and Blair should also have had arrest warrants for that illegal invasion, which killed up to a million people and destroyed a whole country.
So we are in new territory in this...
Well, we are.
The difference I would make...
People have asked me about that before.
I did lead the media campaign in this country against the Iraq war, because the Iraq war was enacted as a revenge for something that Iraq had nothing to do with.
And I just thought that was completely outrageous and should never have happened, which is now really what the perceived wisdom about that war is.
You're making my point, though, that this is a war against the United States.
Hang on, Alan.
Let me bring in Jonathan.
He's been waiting patiently.
Jonathan, you're a former IDF spokesperson.
I've had you on the show many times.
Do you mind if I call you spokesman, by the way, because I can't stand all these people, person crap.
So I'm going to call you spokesman, if that's all right.
You identify as a man, do you?
I mean, I just have to check that.
I think you look like a man to me, Jonathan.
In this day and age, we do have to check.
But yes, I'm comfortable being called man and he.
Yes.
OK, good.
Yes, indeed.
Look, whatever you think of this decision by the ICC, it is, as Matt just said, it's a highly significant moment that they have chosen to do this.
Do you accept that?
Yeah, I think it is, and I think it's sad.
And I think that, you know, terror supporters and Israel haters all over the world, they're having their moment of joy and enjoying the sun and enjoying seeing Israel suffering.
They're enjoying to seeing this tremendous travesty, this injustice, this perversion of the international judicial system by the hands of a very suspicious and I would say controversial prosecutor who I don't know what his motives are, but I don't think that his motives are correct and clean motives. but I don't think that his motives are correct and And I think that the process has been a totally flawed one.
I think that all of the allegations are based on false and partial information.
And I think that there is substantial proof, credible proof, even verified by non-Israeli sources that totally contradict all of the allegations.
But that's the problem again, Jonathan.
You can't say that Israel has been...
Hang on, Jonathan.
Just this point.
Hang on.
The problem is, you say that...
We come back to the media being banned from going in there.
If you don't let the media in, then I'm afraid, as a journalist, I'm like, what are they hiding?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, we've had this conversation in the past, Pierce, and I said the same thing that I'm going to say to you now, that I think that you have a point, and I've recommended for the IDF and the Israeli government to allow more media in.
But there's a reason they're not doing it.
I agree.
Well, I'm sure that there are reasons.
A, that it's messy.
B, that it's quite a logistical responsibility.
Sorry, but that doesn't apply to other war zones.
That didn't apply in Iraq.
It didn't apply in Afghanistan.
It hasn't applied in any modern war zone that I can think of.
The IDF has completely controlled this whole war in Gaza.
And by not letting the media in, I'm afraid the longer it goes on, the IDF don't let media in from around the world to actually verify what their claim is happening there, then the more that people are going to think there is no smoke without fire.
And when you get the ICC now launching these...
These niggas are yapping.
Guys, do a reaction to Letter America.
America here's the link so this is what I'm gonna do I'm going to do this tomorrow.
Because I'm tired.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I'm losing my voice.
I got to get some fucking honey.
So I'm going to go in and stream tomorrow for you guys on Thanksgiving.
I'll cover Occupied and I'll react to this letter.
all right and we'll read it and we'll talk about it um but yeah because i really do got to save my voice i'm losing it i can already feel it um but guys wstream went for four plus hours but we i have it saved right now so i'm going to save this pdf um once again guys get in the castle club Alright, we're running an offer.
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They're going to go to the store and get some honey and shit like that, try to get my voice back.
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So, but, guys, we're gonna close out with some We're still gonna stream on Thanksgiving, so don't worry.
There's no brakes on this train.
I'm literally gonna go to the store right now and get some shit from my throat.
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And then we'll be back on Friday to give y'all a show, a regular show, and we're gonna give you guys after hours as well on Friday night.
Fat ass Chris will come through.
We're gonna fast forward to the best part and jam out a little bit.
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And don't forget, guys, get in there.
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Watch how niggas in there.
It's how we fight against the fucking niggers and the Jews that are trying to cancel us I'm on the night train So I can leave this slow I'm on the night train.
And I'm running a crash and burn Night train Follow the flow I'm on the night train Fill my cup I'm on the night train Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah I'm on the night train Oh, I'm on the night train I'm on the night train Right in the night train
I'm on the night train I'm on the night train Right in the night train We're gonna start the night train up tomorrow. .
How does, uh, chat, let me know.
Does 10 p.m.
tomorrow night work for you guys or 9 p.m.?
What's better?
9 or 10 p.m.
tomorrow, guys?
What's better?
I'll give y'all two choices.
Gas Club niggas?
Rumble niggas?
What's better?
Let me know.
I'll react to a letter to America.
We'll watch Occupied.
We got a dumb FBA in the chat.
Welcome, nigger.
10 p.m.
It's Thursday night.
Tomorrow, Thursday night.
Well, technically today.
Technically today.
There's a $50 rumble ramp?
Let me look.
I didn't even see it.
Thank you for telling me, chat.
Oh, Chains of Life.
Hey, Marin, you should react to Chaos The Rubs at a fast food restaurant, full episode of Season 18, Cops TV show.
Okay.
Hey, Marin, what do you think about men that rate other men?
Do you think a man can see what women actually see?
Uh, yeah, we can.
Mine is fucking epic.
LMAO, him and Tommy are my favorites.
I appreciate that.
SCO. Sammy says, Myron, can you do a reaction to Letter to America?
I will.
I have it saved.
Here you go, Myron.
Got it.
Boom.
Letter to America.
I will do that tomorrow.
If your mom was 71, live with someone but you the only son, would you sell your house, profit, grande, and VA and move to Florida near her?
Get two acres of small train or invest in the rent overseas?
Yeah, but I'll be by your mom.
You only get one.
Go do it.
Sigma says, you need to become the next president of the US. Your way of conveying things can be rude at times, but when the pendulum has swung too much to the left, you need an overcorrection to bring things back.
Yeah, bro, I know.
Got a lot of fucking faggotry here.
Honestly, I might run for president one day, bro.
Honestly, at this point, like, nigga, this shit is starting to get out of hand.
Out of fucking hand.
So, um...
What else?
Yeah, 10 p.m.
EST is gonna be 7 p.m.
for you guys on the West Coast.
Okay, I see a lot of y'all niggas saying 9 p.m.
All right.
I'll do it at 9.30.
Happy medium.
9.30 tomorrow night, guys.
Night train begins.
We'll cover Letter to America.
I have that saved.
Someone said, Martin, you should react to chaos erupts.
Hold on, let me go ahead and pull this up right now.
We could react to some cop shit.
All right, we have this.
Let me pull up Letter to America real quick for you niggas.
How do I turn this shit into a tab?
Chad, help me out here.
How do I turn this shit into a tab?
Open it up as a browser.
Helping it out.
Chad, how do I do this?
I'm giving the people what they want.
What do you want?
'Cause here it is right here, but I'm trying to turn this shit into a tab.
Now I'm gonna be on all the platforms tomorrow for you guys.
Don't worry.
But we're gonna switch over, obviously, to Rumble and Cal's Club.
Paste the URL into Chrome?
Bro, I can't even get the URL. That's what I'm trying to tell you, niggas.
There is no URL. Drag it into Chrome?
Look, I'm trying.
Try it, man.
It doesn't work All right, whatever Fuck it.
They're saying drag it.
Nigga, I dragged it!
Does this look like it's doing anything here?
Look, I'm dragging it right now.
Doesn't do shit.
Whatever.
Then we're going to do occupied.
So we're going to watch this as well.
So watch cops on YouTube.
Watch this.
We got Letter to America.
Alt F4. Alright, let me try opening this shit back up.
Is this it?
No, that ain't it.
What the fuck?
That didn't do nothing, nigga.
Alright, whatever.
I'll just have this shit over here ready to go for tomorrow.
All right.
So I'm already ready.
We're ready for tomorrow, chat.
Alright, guys.
I love y'all ninjas.
We're gonna be back live tomorrow.
Guys, also, by the way, did we hit 100, 170?
Yeah, let's fucking go.
Dom DeMarco.
We hit 170 on X, chat.
We hit 170 on fucking X. Let's fucking go, baby.
We just hit 170. Let's fucking go.
So we're definitely cooking tomorrow.
I don't think there's any more chats, bro.
I'm looking right now.
Thank you.
Let me try to make sure I didn't miss anything.
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Make sure I didn't miss any other chats.
Nope, didn't.
Let me make sure I didn't miss any on Castle Club.
First in the chat, if Myron is a boomer.
Yeah, I am, bro.
I am, Joe, the individual.
I appreciate that.
So awesome.
Cool.
Tomorrow, guys, we'll be live on Rumble, YouTube, all the platforms.
It's 9.30 p.m., guys.
9.30 p.m.
We're going to be cooking, all right?
Love you guys.
Catch you guys tomorrow.
9.30 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time.
That's 6.30 p.m.
PST. Love you fucking faggots.
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