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Nov. 23, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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	Thank you.
	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Frustrated Podcast.
	We've got some lovely ladies in the house.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	What do you do?
	How many cards, bro?
	Get out.
	Get out.
	It's the night.
	Kind of hot.
	In the night.
	No control.
	F*** out.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	I know the night is what I see.
	I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe in this night.
	I will never tell a sign.
	I will never tell a sign.
	All right, we're back.
	Yes, we're actually on time, guys.
	Welcome to the Freshier Podcast, man.
	After our edition, joined with six lovely ladies.
	We're going to get into the show here.
	Quick announcement before we get into the show.
	Yes, I know.
	We started on time.
	First, guys, we just wrapped up the John F. Kennedy assassination stream.
	Literally, just did it.
	Finished it just now.
	Obviously, stay here and watch this.
	But after, go ahead and break it down.
	We identified the shooters.
	It was five different people.
	It was nine people involved, five different shooters.
	It was not Oswald as you guys think it was.
	That's what they will tell you.
	It's the 61st anniversary, as you guys know, on November 22, 1963. They killed John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas.
	And we went over who did it, how it happened, etc.
	And we went into the conspiracy.
	So that's up live on Rumble right now.
	Tommy Sotomayor joined in at the end.
	It was a good time.
	So make sure to tune into that one.
	But real quick, for you guys that are watching, okay?
	If you're watching on Rumble...
	It's Friday, so you guys can go ahead and donate to the stream with a Rumble Rant.
	If you're watching on Cows Club, you can donate via Cows Club.
	Or, if you guys are watching on YouTube, you can use FNFSuperChad.com.
	Also, if you guys want to go ahead and be heard quite literally with text-to-speech, go ahead and send in $35 via FNFSuperChad.com, and we will go ahead and get you in on the text-to-speech, man.
	Text-to-speech.
	Yeah, TTS, as you guys know what it's called.
	Text-to-speech.
	Yes, text-to-speech, Chris.
	Yeah, I said text-to-speech.
	I know, he's just making a point.
	Anyhow, we need to text a speech for Chris.
	Nobody understand what the dick is saying, man.
	Thanks, man.
	What the hell, man?
	How about the host, though?
	We need to text a text for this guy's subtitles.
	Well, you talk a lot.
	But anyhow, it's supportive Friday, man.
	So we'll take your chats, man, for the ladies as well.
	And Chris, go right ahead.
	It's Friday, Chris, man.
	Let's go.
	I'm so sober.
	I have the Starbucks coffee from one of the girls on the panel.
	So shout out to you for bringing it to me.
	We'll give him coffee.
	You don't want to say nothing right now.
	Man, you fucked up, man.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Sorry.
	So, shout out to the chat, shout out to the girls, and yeah, guys, let's make it happen.
	Follow me on Twitch and follow me on IG. Ladies.
	Cool.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your...
	Oh, wait.
	Should we read Chats first?
	We probably should.
	Oh, yeah.
	Guys, um...
	No, uh...
	Do we have them ready yet?
	No.
	We'll do it after.
	Okay, cool.
	You guys aren't ready yet.
	No problem.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Hi, how are you?
	My name is Karen Caceres.
	I'm a music producer, songwriter, filmmaker, and singer.
	I got 33 years old.
	Wait, I'm sorry, what was your first name?
	Karen.
	Oh, Karen, okay.
	33. Yeah.
	Okay, where are you from?
	I'm from Venezuela, but I live...
	Chama!
	Yes, but I live eight years in DR, and now I'm here since April.
	Cool.
	Okay, and what do you do for work?
	For a living?
	Yeah.
	Music producer, songwriter, filmmaker, and singer.
	Since 2010. Okay, songwriter, and you said singer too?
	Yes.
	Are you really good?
	I got a song with Crazy Bone.
	Who?
	Crazy Bone from Montox and Harmony.
	Oh shit, you do?
	Oh shit, for real?
	Yes, I do.
	Can we hear like acapella?
	Yes, why not?
	Show me what you got.
	Okay.
	I will say...
	When I wake up in the morning, despierto deseando que tu estés aquí.
	After afternoon when you call me We was a perfect melody for my heartbeat You'll pay be You don't have a deal this make me feel please me.
	I'm more tell me What would be the time that you won't come back here?
	Let's go!
	That was pretty good actually!
	I didn't know what you just said, but that was impressive.
	No, that was really good.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	That's awesome.
	For being a Latina that learned English by herself, sometimes it's cool to be able to get into that goal.
	Not too many people can say it.
	I'm actually the first Venezuelan to get a featuring with a legend like that.
	The first lady in the music industry in my country.
	Not bad at all.
	Good job.
	I don't know how else to sing.
	Good job, though.
	Single and happy.
	Okay.
	And then, highest education level completed?
	Highest education, musicology, USCB. That is like, I mentioned musicology in the Universidad Central de Venezuela.
	Okay, so is that like a bachelor's degree over there?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	¿Qué parte de Venezuela?
	Venezuela, San Antonio de los Altos.
	Like 30 minutes from Caracas.
	Where she lives?
	Near the capital city.
	Birth control?
	Birth control?
	Condom.
	Thank you.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	Wait, so you're 33. In the music industry.
	And did something with Crazy Bone.
	What's your body count?
	My body count?
	Damn, that many?
	That's crazy, bro.
	Keep it real.
	Tell me a number and I tell you more or less.
	Okay, let's see.
	150?
	Less.
	100?
	Less.
	I mean, you told me to tell your number, but like, come on, man.
	Well, okay, go ahead.
	Keep going.
	50. Okay, you know what?
	How many blowjobs have you done in the industry?
	None.
	None?
	Because some girls do it all the time.
	No, no, I'm not like that.
	So it's pure talent?
	Yes.
	Okay, alright.
	I got since four years old doing music.
	Okay, shout out to you, man.
	50. 50?
	Yeah.
	No, a little bit less.
	Okay, 30. It's fine, it's fine for us.
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool.
	Alright, there you go.
	That's amazing, as well.
	I don't know.
	Wait, you said you're 33, right?
	You're 33, right?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Okay, what about you?
	Actually, welcome back.
	Thank you.
	Speak it to the mic, Mel.
	Oh, my apology.
	Move it to you.
	My name is Melo.
	I'm 18 years old.
	What I do for work, I work for a small local radio station in downtown Miami.
	What?
	Hey, let's go, man.
	That's cool.
	Relationship status, happy and single, like how she said.
	Highest...
	What was it?
	Highest education?
	Yeah.
	High school.
	High school.
	Okay.
	And then, are your parents together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	No birth control.
	Are your parents still together?
	I forgot to ask you that.
	Yes, for sure.
	And they're back in Venezuela?
	They are in Venezuela, yes.
	Alright, cool.
	And an ethnic background?
	Like ethnicity?
	Yeah.
	Cuban.
	Alright.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	Hi guys, my name is Rosa, baby!
	And I'm a Latin artist, rapper, and songwriter.
	How old are you?
	I am 31, and I'm also a radio personality.
	Where are you from originally?
	I'm Dominican, living in Rhode Island.
	Shout out to Rhode Island.
	You live in Rhode Island now?
	Yes, I do.
	Where are you from?
	Providence, Cranston?
	Yeah, Providence area.
	Okay.
	And then you said you do radio, and what else?
	Artists?
	Yep.
	Artist, customer service.
	I have 15 plus years in human resources as well.
	Wait, so you do radio and you're still in HR? Hey.
	Period.
	Why not?
	Okay.
	Alright.
	I create a platform and opportunities for other and myself to be able to have my own air time and be able to speak my own show.
	Why not?
	Alright.
	And it's one day a week, so hey.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Okay.
	As long as it works, right?
	Highest education level completed?
	Some college.
	Do you guys are associates or...?
	No, just some college credits for the most part.
	I'll put high school then.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single, not divorced.
	Divorce?
	Okay.
	Are your parents together?
	They're not, but very friendly.
	Birth control for you?
	Yes.
	Okay, how long have you been divorced for?
	Two years.
	Oh, so recent.
	Somewhat.
	Okay.
	Wait, who broke up with who?
	I did.
	Why?
	Why?
	Just different levels, or I feel like, you know, men get too comfortable.
	And I'm the type of person, I communicate everything.
	I do, and he wasn't responsive towards that, or wasn't working to fix that.
	So it was just a point where I wasn't happy, and if you're not happy, then you shouldn't be with it.
	Yeah, he had to know that you're the host, not him.
	Not at all.
	It was more like when you repeatedly say, hey, I would like this.
	I think we should change this.
	Oh, so you're needed?
	You know, not at all.
	Just more communicative in what I felt was missing on my end that made me happy.
	And I feel like the other person should, just like I would, find a middle ground.
	Or, hey, that bothers you so much.
	You know what?
	Let me try to fix that.
	Compromise.
	Compromise is the word correct.
	Okay.
	We got you.
	Alright, can you rap?
	I do.
	I can.
	Are you going to do it or no?
	Do you want me to?
	I mean, the hoodie's already on, man.
	Okay, then talk to me.
	Talk to me, all right?
	You know how I beat my haters?
	All right.
	I'm lighting the way because I'm making it rain.
	Baby, don't stop because I'm making it change.
	And you know I play no game.
	Straight Dominican with no chaser.
	What a refresher.
	Introduce him to fame.
	Show him what he could obtain.
	Without me, you feel like a lame.
	Man, that's insane.
	Get you some bands.
	I feel like a boss, bitch.
	Muzzle, you boring.
	I fuck out of here.
	If you want to hear the rest...
	Stream all platforms, YouTube, all that.
	Nah, you know, just a little taste, because I have a little bit of everything, reggaeton, Brazilian funk, everything, dembow, hip-hop, all that.
	She stood up.
	I thought she was going to punch somebody.
	Nah, just that energy.
	I bring that to the performance as well.
	I'm always like, yo, come your ass down because you're going to run out of breath.
	But I just love it.
	I love that.
	I'm passionate.
	It's okay, baby.
	It's okay.
	No, of course.
	I'm one of the first female rappers that performed yesterday at Alpha Rose, Akadja Ocho, so, you know, if I'm that whack, you know, why was I the first female rapper up in that bitch?
	So, I'm just creating opportunity and payment way.
	That's it.
	Whether I'm good or bad.
	I'll read chats real quick.
	Sure.
	Because I see that there's a bunch that came through.
	Let me see here.
	Yes, I see a lot of you guys are, like, shocked that we're live right now.
	Yes, we are live.
	We started on time.
	Yeah, dudes are like, what the hell?
	It's okay.
	Go stream Dalek Papi, too.
	Woo-wee.
	Okay.
	That tech boy says, ladies, what you are witnessing alive is greatness.
	What the fuck?
	This is a classic 1985 photo of Myron and a well-known baddie from one of my favorite movies.
	I wasn't alive in 1985, but okay.
	Some advice for you.
	If you want to keep a man in love and happy in a relationship, understand that you must see him as the one and only master.
	You must bow to him, want him to guard your body, be his peace, and show him some moves that he's never seen before.
	You accomplish this and he will show enough.
	Appreciate you even more.
	Did he photoshop Angie and you?
	I don't know.
	That was crazy.
	All right, quick slap.
	Five bucks.
	Appreciate that.
	Shout to you, bro.
	Michaka says, Corey was cooking last episode.
	Hopefully we can get a part three soon.
	Yeah, we're going to cover more of it maybe this Sunday or next week, guys.
	We'll cover more of the JFK stuff.
	We're going to cover the Israeli connection.
	We didn't get to go into that today.
	The Russian guy.
	If Mo and Bigger Lady sitting next to Fresh were kind enough to donate a few layers of bacon off their backs, we could feed some hungry kids in Ukraine.
	Ouch.
	For sure.
	I got a lot of meat to give, baby.
	Come get it.
	Come get it.
	You know what he said, baby?
	He need to pay money to say I hate it coming.
	Okay?
	It's okay.
	They're roasting him, too.
	Alright, who else do we got?
	Yo!
	Hello304s.
	Mo, can you please stop waddling you obese, disgusting, diabetic, fat, Michelin man-looking thing?
	Alright, fresh stop being a degenerate, Myron, you're a once-in-a-lifetime human.
	Appreciate it very much.
	Alright, thanks, colonels.
	Thanks, colonels.
	Why are you mad at so mad at Mo, bro?
	Why?
	Probably chats.
	Okay, alright.
	A smart guy.
	Ladies, smart guy or funny guy?
	Smart.
	Smart.
	Funny.
	I'm gonna go with funny.
	Okay, who wants to go smart?
	Raise your hand.
	And then funny?
	3 and 3, huh?
	Alright, let's see here.
	Ladies, would you rather date a man with 19k debt or a man who's 5 foot 2?
	A man who's 5 foot 2. You cannot fix the height.
	That's a fact.
	Okay, so you guys will take the guy with the 19k debt?
	No.
	Oh.
	So you're going to take the guy that's 5 foot 2?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Alright, raise your hands for 5 foot 2. Alright, so two would take the five foot two.
	Alright, five foot two I think is shorter than both of you guys.
	I'm like five foot flat, so I'm not gonna complain.
	What hills?
	I mean, that's why we've seen it on, huh?
	Wow.
	Interesting.
	LepreKing says, I'm getting tired of paying for dates and not getting laid.
	I want to try a new strategy where we go 50-50 on a date, then I reimburse her after sex.
	What do you guys think?
	Nah.
	Hell no.
	Yeah.
	Let's go play for a box, bro.
	He's doing a lot.
	This guy, man.
	Yo.
	That verse is pretty good.
	The only bad part was the lyrics, rhythm, voice, energy, tone, flow.
	Apart from that, it was great.
	I appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	She even took you a picture.
	The picture is pretty, though.
	I appreciate the...
	Alright.
	Cam2Time says, question ladies, what's the freakiest, sluttiest thing you've ever seen your female friends or roommates do?
	Good question, Cam.
	We can go around the table on that one.
	We can start with Ms. Chanel.
	Ms. Chanel.
	Okay, guys.
	My name is Laura.
	I'm from Argentina.
	Wait, hold on, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	We'll have you introduce yourself in a second.
	Let's start here, bro.
	The sluttiest thing you've seen a friend or roommate do?
	Ooh.
	I would say dancing to a guy in a strip club just for fun, but at the end the guy was smelling really bad, but she just was horny and into it, and I'm like, okay, go ahead, but that's not me.
	I mean, she works there, though.
	No, she didn't work there.
	Wait, I'm confused.
	So she was dancing with a guy at the strip club?
	Yeah.
	It was a girl's strip club?
	Yeah.
	So he was just a customer there?
	Yeah.
	He works there, bro.
	Was it you?
	No.
	No.
	Ew.
	Okay, so the gross thing was that the guy smelled bad?
	Yeah.
	So that makes you a whore?
	No.
	It was crazy.
	That's it.
	But the question is, the sluttiest thing you've seen somebody...
	That's it?
	In the industry?
	Four years?
	That's it?
	Bro.
	It's okay.
	Somebody went to the back room with three other guys.
	Mmm, well...
	Gangs and Toppy...
	In Dominican Republic, two guys, one girl, they go in the bathroom, yes.
	But I don't know what happened after that, you know.
	I just see they come sweaty 30 minutes after and that's what about it.
	That's the only thing I know.
	That's that bacon grease.
	Okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	I don't really have any stories, to be honest.
	Oh, she's 13, so...
	Yeah.
	Friends in high school?
	Friends in...
	Friends in high school...
	Yeah, I don't really have any crazy stories to tell on this.
	Awesome.
	Alright, what about you?
	I'd say freaky is, nasty is...
	That you saw a friend or a roommate or some girl?
	Yeah.
	Kissing their cousin.
	That type of energy.
	That's disgusting, freaky, and just unacceptable.
	And they knew, right?
	Huh?
	They knew their cousins?
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	That's the fuck exactly part.
	Were they Dominican?
	No, they were fucking not.
	What about you?
	I don't know about any crazy story.
	Friend?
	Relative?
	Cousin?
	Anything?
	No.
	Alright, awesome.
	What about you?
	Okay, so she's my ex-best friend now, and this is the reason why she's my ex-best friend.
	So she came to my house for comfort and also to sleep over just for us to have like a little girl's night.
	And she was like, hey, I'll be right back.
	And I was like, okay, I thought she was going to use the bathroom.
	She didn't really necessarily say where she was going to go.
	She left my house, apparently, left for two hours, turned off her location, turned off everything.
	I couldn't text her.
	And I found out that she was smashing some dude outside of my house in a car.
	So...
	Yeah.
	Wait, how'd you find out?
	Um, she came back and I kinda confronted her about it.
	Cause I was like waiting outside.
	Like, you're under my responsibility and my property.
	So, especially that you're a minor, like, you know, you should be letting me know where you're going.
	Oh, minor.
	Damn.
	Alright.
	Uh, what about you?
	Um, the most crazy story is seeing my ex-boyfriend sucking all their dick.
	Yikes.
	Well done.
	I think it was supposed to be the sluttiest story, but I guess that one.
	I was agree.
	It's like a twist.
	So it's crazy, but it's fun.
	I like it.
	You like it?
	Yeah, it was good.
	It was good?
	Yes.
	It was that day he liked it.
	Do you really want to?
	Okay.
	You like walked in on him or something?
	Sorry?
	You like walked into a room and you saw it?
	How'd you see it?
	Yeah, like, we call, like, first we call, like, girls, and then we call guys, and that is the most crazy.
	At your house?
	He likes his house.
	He likes boys and girls?
	Yes.
	Hold on, you didn't notice at the very beginning?
	No, I didn't from the beginning.
	Did you break up with him when you saw that?
	He say he do for me, like, you know, but...
	Did you break up with him after you saw that?
	Yes, no, when we were boyfriend, he acted like normal after we were friends, and he opened more when we were friends, you know?
	No, I don't know.
	Somebody fucking help me out here.
	Yeah, it's crazy, but it's okay.
	It's okay.
	Alright, I mean...
	Alright, somebody asked her in Spanish, bro.
	Did she break up with this nigga after or what?
	Like, come on, man.
	Did you break up with him after you saw that?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	I broke up before because he was crazy.
	And then we have a good relationship, like friends.
	So he opened that to me, you know?
	Like, he said, okay, we call another guy.
	We're supposed to be for me.
	But I think he enjoyed more than me.
	So they broke up before this happened.
	And it happened.
	And he'll put them more to her because they're just friends now.
	So did you know he was bisexual when you were in a relationship with him?
	How would you know?
	What if you turned him gay?
	Is that even possible?
	What if it's your fault?
	I don't see him because he acts like, you know, gangster guy.
	Gangster guy?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, a lot of guys be like, actually behind the door, you know, like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So you never know.
	Okay, that's different.
	Interesting.
	What else?
	Somebody said the box was trash.
	You niggas are assholes.
	Ladies, think about this.
	Name one time you did a man wrong and be honest, Ninja.
	Do you take accountability on some level?
	So ladies, give us one time where you did your boyfriend wrong or your man wrong.
	Or a guy you were seeing.
	Yeah.
	But you did something bad to him that he didn't really deserve or maybe he deserved it.
	Cheated or anything?
	No.
	No, no.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	We have a good relationship.
	Like, you know?
	Better like we went separate, like we went together.
	What about you?
	I just think that, I wouldn't say, like, yeah, okay, maybe it was my wrong, but I just didn't explain to him or communicate my feelings enough, and then I kind of just got mad at him, like, you know, like, little by little, until, like, the end of the night I finally, like, spazzed on him, which I shouldn't have, because that's not the mature way to do things, and it's not the healthy way to do things, but I definitely did not communicate my feelings, and I guess, like, by me trying to blame him and, like, putting him through that argument, it's just not fair to him.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I will say, like, communication, like, it's, like, the key sometimes.
	Like, if you don't, like, have, like, good communication, you're not gonna have, like, a good relationship.
	And it goes, like, in every field of the relationship.
	Like, like, if you don't like...
	So what did you do that was bad though?
	Um, nothing.
	laughing I feel like I'm not going to answer this correctly.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Can you keep it honest?
	I always keep it honest.
	I think transparency is key, but to my exes, thank you for putting up with my bad attitude, my hangriness, because when I get hangry, it's true.
	I do, you know, be a little crazy, so thank you for putting up with that.
	You know, definitely for being selfish in certain decisions.
	I mean, I think that's only natural that we do all do some things like, you know, certain say, but I'm a better person now.
	Okay, so this is actually, like, the worst thing I've ever done while being in a relationship.
	Basically, my ex-boyfriend, like, while we were together, he had lied to me, saying that he didn't go inside the strip club when, like, I saw it on his Google Maps.
	Because since my phone died, we were at the movies, and I was, like, looking for, like, the nearest boba place.
	And I see Booby Trap, and I'm like...
	What the fuck is this?
	Like, you're literally 17. You know, like, why are you trying to get into booby trap when you have a whole girlfriend?
	Mind you, we were living together.
	So, after that, like, I let it slide because I was convinced that he didn't go inside and, like, whatever.
	I was convinced that he didn't go inside.
	And then my homegirl went on Life360 and she helped me, like, basically find out that he did actually end up pulling up.
	And so I broke up with him and I got ready and I went to the club.
	With my homegirl.
	But I knew not to take it to the worst extent, which was obviously to dance on some guy, give a guy my Instagram.
	I wasn't talking to no guys.
	I rejected every single guy, making sure that I don't do like...
	No, it's not, Cap.
	I swear to you.
	So he went in at 17?
	He tried to, but he got rejected.
	I was about to say, that niggas don't play.
	Yeah, they don't play.
	I mean, unless...
	But the fact is, he lied about it.
	That's why you're upset.
	The fact that he lied about it.
	Because if I asked him, I was like, you promise that you didn't go.
	Because if you tell me right now, just the honesty, I'll respect it.
	I won't leave you.
	None of that.
	But he ended up lying to me.
	And obviously, when I found out on my own, the consequences were a lot worse.
	Man, if he would have told you...
	If he would have told me, trust me.
	Yeah, no, I just would have cried about it.
	And left him anyways.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	We're not telling you what the booby trap.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I didn't fuck with that.
	Like, I'm telling you, you should have told me the truth and everything would have been chilling, but no, you lied to me, so.
	All right, went to the club.
	That's the worst thing you did.
	What about you?
	So, I usually know the type of person that fights, so what happened was he did something, like, he lied into something, and when we set up a time to see us, to talk about it, he didn't tell the truth.
	Even though I might think he know, I did know.
	So what I did is I just basically say, oh, I'm going to the bathroom.
	I leave them there and I ghost them after that.
	Like we were like on a place.
	I told him I go to the bathroom and I just go out of that place.
	And I ghost him.
	I don't, I don't want to waste my time in somebody that is not putting effort into something.
	So is that is your way to be?
	I just leave it like that.
	That was crazy.
	Wow.
	You short showed him.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Awesome.
	What else?
	Anything else?
	Or we'll keep going with the intros.
	Ladies, what are your thoughts on this IG comment about why men prefer younger women?
	Bonus points if you can name the president of Asia.
	This guy, bro.
	He goes...
	You can still see it, bro.
	It's so wild how I had way more dating prospects when I was 21 and employed, overweight, and severely mentally ill.
	Yet it's total crickets now that I'm in my late 20s, have a stable job, and I'm mentally-slash-physically wealthy.
	Oh, what's that?
	A woman's attractiveness to men is based largely off how easily she can be manipulated?
	Wait, go back to the original question?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so basically what he's saying is a girl who on paper seems like a loser, 21 and a loser.
	She was overweight, whatever.
	She got way more guys than when she was in her late 20s and had a job and stay stable and mentally healthy.
	So she basically, 21, unemployed, overweight, severely mentally ill, gets all the guys.
	Then at 29, stable job, mentally and physically healthy, no guys want to talk to her.
	Anyone have any comments on that?
	Mmm.
	Yeah, I think that was too much for them.
	Yeah, bro.
	You gotta piecemeal this shit.
	You must be new here, man.
	You must be new here, bro.
	Is that his page?
	Create Chaos says, the way feminine men give y'all ladies the ick, so y'all just use them for attention and resources, is the way masculine women disgust us.
	We just want to use you for sex, if that.
	That was a statement?
	Yeah, I guess that's a statement.
	Bravo for you.
	Alright, one more?
	No, no more?
	Alright, good.
	Alright, we'll continue on the intros.
	So name, age, we do living.
	Okay, I'm Averill.
	I'm from Argentina, but I live in Furlado.
	You said April?
	Or April?
	April.
	Yes.
	Okay, how old are you?
	I'm 21. Where are you from?
	Argentina.
	But you said you live in Furlado or something?
	Yes, I live in Furlado.
	Okay.
	Did you go to high school for a lot of that or where did you go to high school?
	I did half of high school in drill and half of high school in career experience.
	College Springs.
	Okay.
	So Florida?
	Yeah.
	You've been here your whole life.
	Okay.
	And then what do you do for work?
	I have a health insurance company.
	You have a health insurance company?
	Yes.
	Or does your family have a health insurance company?
	No, I do.
	Nice.
	How many employees?
	We're just me and my partner, and I have my team, but they're just like agents.
	Like me.
	Agents?
	Agents.
	Like they sell insurance.
	Agents, yeah.
	Agents, yes.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	Highest school.
	Alright.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	And then, birth control?
	Yes.
	Alright.
	And then you said you're Argentinian?
	Yes.
	But you grew up in Florida your whole life?
	No, I moved here when I was 15. Okay, so you've been in the U.S. for six years?
	Yes.
	You said you do health insurance, right?
	Yes.
	What license do you have to sell?
	What license do you have?
	I have the 420, which is for life, and I have for health...
	215?
	What?
	215?
	Yes, I have for health insurance, which has the complementaries that has for cancer, for lump sum, for ear aid, for everything.
	Okay, just check in.
	What about you?
	Welcome back to the start of the show last time that caused quite a controversy on the show.
	Okay, so my name is Sophia, or as you guys may know, juicy fruit like the gum.
	I'm single, I'm 18, I'm a barista at Starbucks.
	Your body count?
	I plead the fifth, just like last time.
	Did it go up?
	I'm sorry?
	Did it go up since then?
	No, it has not.
	It's been a week.
	So, wait, you said high school?
	No.
	I'm completing high school.
	Okay.
	Alright, and then you said barista.
	Where are you from originally?
	I'm from Miami originally.
	Okay.
	And then relationship status single, and then are your parents still together?
	No.
	Worth control for you?
	Yes.
	And then, what's your ethnic background?
	Jewish American.
	Okay, so after that episode, have you gotten any type of comments on Instagram or people hitting you up?
	I mean, honestly, it's like 80% support, obviously a 20% Wookiee percent hate, but it's okay because I actually find them quite entertaining.
	It just kind of shows me how dumb some people really are.
	I really do like, though, the comparison of me against George Washington.
	I think that one's pretty funny.
	Wait, a comparison?
	Yeah, they have a picture.
	They did the meme.
	They did a meme of me.
	Someone's got to put it up again.
	Yeah, because me and Icy did the Aftermath podcast of breaking down and exposing everything that happened.
	And I put the George Washington dollar bill up next to me and I made my lips smaller.
	And it looked exactly like George Washington.
	So I thought that one was pretty good.
	It's kind of funny seeing how creative people can be.
	So just some backstory here.
	The last girl show prior to this one, there was a fight that happened after a discussion.
	And let's just say it was kind of a racist fight.
	I'll leave it there.
	She was a hit on it because she was white.
	Alright, what about you?
	My name is Laura.
	I'm from Argentina.
	I have a company concierge.
	I do rent, cars, big hosting.
	Whatever people need, I get for them.
	Whatever they need?
	Yes, whatever they need.
	Whatever they need, my friend.
	You know what that means.
	How old are you?
	27. Not the cat!
	I know you said you're Argentinian, but where'd you grow up here in Miami?
	No, I grew up all my life in Argentina.
	When'd you come to Miami?
	Like four years ago.
	Okay.
	Are you guys friends?
	No.
	No, we never met before.
	Wow.
	Do you live in Miami or do you live somewhere else?
	No, I live in Miami right now, like four years ago.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school complete, yeah.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Sorry?
	Are you single, married?
	Single.
	I'm single right now, yes.
	After that experience, I see why.
	Yeah, after that experience.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Birth control for you?
	Condom.
	And I love Messi, guys.
	Messi and Maradona, yes.
	How long have you been single for?
	Two years ago.
	The comments are so funny.
	Don't read them, please.
	And then what about you?
	How long have you been single?
	Like, month and a half.
	Oh, recent.
	Why'd you guys break up?
	Um...
	Couldn't buy health insurance?
	No, he...
	So, we both used to do sales, and at the end of...
	We used to live together.
	And at the end of the day, like, it's super stressing when, like, you talk to people all day.
	Like, I just want to get home, and, like, I don't want to talk.
	Right.
	But, like, he was feeling the same wave, so it's just...
	Yeah.
	So wait, he wanted to talk?
	No, like we were both like on the same page on that side.
	So basically...
	Yeah, so he wouldn't want to talk and you wouldn't want to talk.
	What's the problem?
	Oh, she was nagging though.
	She had to be nagging.
	Hey baby, what's up?
	No, like because you have to have communication.
	Like you cannot be like all day not talking.
	Yeah, you can.
	But wait, so first you're saying I just want to go home and not talk.
	Now you're saying we need to have communication?
	Yes.
	I know, Maren, it's crazy.
	It doesn't make sense.
	I just need to chill maybe a couple minutes.
	I get it.
	Because that industry is a lot to do with sales.
	And what happens is when you leave work, you don't want to talk to anybody.
	The problem is, I guarantee you want to communication, and he didn't want to do it because he's tired too.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So, you just said a second ago, though, that you want to go home and not talk, and then he doesn't talk.
	But now you're saying he didn't talk.
	Do you talk?
	Yes.
	No.
	No, no, no.
	We...
	It's confusing, though.
	No, we use it to both talk.
	But, um...
	Bro.
	See, I think it's a good excuse.
	But for us, we know it's deeper than that.
	So...
	No, it doesn't make sense.
	At all.
	But that's what I'm saying.
	It's a good excuse, but there's deeper shit than that.
	Because you originally said...
	We have a sales job.
	We talk a lot.
	Then we go home and I don't want to talk.
	And then I'm like, alright, cool.
	So then he doesn't want to talk either.
	So it's nice and silent.
	But now you're saying he didn't communicate.
	So he was quiet.
	Isn't that what you wanted?
	No.
	I want to talk.
	I like to talk a lot.
	I can see.
	But it's just when I'm out of work.
	And you don't want to talk.
	You want to quiet.
	Maybe I need 20 minutes to get off of my mind.
	And then I can just be chill at home and just talk about things.
	Oh, okay.
	So you want an event?
	Gotcha.
	Gotcha.
	To, like, vent out your...
	Yeah, exactly.
	Ladies, you want to hear a secret?
	We don't really want to talk to you guys like that.
	Ta-da!
	Ta-da!
	But see, I get it.
	I just want silence, man.
	And then after, like, being at work all day and then seeing you all day, then he comes home and then you want to talk to him some more, bro, I'd be mad too.
	Goddamn.
	But you know what's funny?
	It's because that job itself...
	Phone calls all day.
	Customer service.
	I get it.
	But you want a break.
	He does too.
	But then your break is 20 minutes.
	His break is like two, three hours.
	So it's like...
	Well, you know what?
	Here's the magic trick, ladies.
	When you go home, before you talk, suck his dick, give him some food, and then when he's happy and fed, then you can talk.
	There you go.
	Don't nag him before he suck his dick because now his dick is limp.
	And he's like, this bitch, I don't want you to suck my dick now because you turned me off.
	That's the truth, though.
	It's like, took my dick first, and then you can talk.
	What about her clique?
	Fuck her clique, bro.
	Who's taking care of her clique?
	They're in the same job.
	They're in the same job.
	They're doing the same job.
	So I assume it's 50-50 or something or whatever the case is.
	No, it's 100%, the man.
	He's taking care of you.
	Who's paying the bills, though?
	Both.
	The man.
	Who's paying more of the bills, though?
	See?
	I assume correct.
	That's why you left his ass!
	Yeah, see?
	That was her excuse, but it's always deeper.
	Yeah, it's always deeper, man.
	You can only tell a woman to shut up when you pay the bills.
	Yeah, I know, man.
	Yeah, I can.
	Is she spending half or more?
	Yeah, bro.
	Yeah, if you're paying half or more, yeah, you cooked.
	Yeah.
	If you want to be able to tell girl shut up, you got to pay all the bills.
	But I'll tell you guys this, it's awesome.
	What?
	What?
	It's awesome to tell girl shut up.
	Bro, it's fucking fantastic.
	Yeah, shut up, bitch.
	You been saying that, Chris?
	Yeah, sometimes.
	But that's why I'm single, man.
	That's why I'm single, man.
	It's the headaches, man.
	Yo, okay, Chris.
	Hey, I sat on the podcast for us.
	What the fuck?
	You think I'm going to hold back up when it's with my girl?
	Cap!
	Oh, really?
	Shut up, bitch!
	Hey, you give him coffee, right?
	It's pretty good, too, man.
	I won't lie to you.
	It was like some latte shit.
	Okay, so you guys were going 50...
	See, this is why, honestly, I say guys shouldn't live with girls because of stuff like that.
	Could you imagine?
	Then, oh, see you tomorrow at work or something.
	Like, you guys don't live together?
	Then he's not obligated to talk to her.
	Also, you need space, too.
	And that job is very intensive and very stressful with sales and customer service.
	I wouldn't want to talk to nobody, either.
	Like, I did it for, like, a year and a half.
	That shit was stressful, bro.
	Holy shit.
	A restaurant field.
	Guys, that's why you don't live with your girlfriend, bro.
	It's going to create problems, I promise you.
	It's going to create problems.
	She has to miss you, as well.
	So, Wesley, should you move in with your girl?
	Wait, why should I? At what stage should you at that point?
	So never?
	So you prefer this individual, own house relationship?
	Well, there's a bunch of reasons for that.
	For sure, I bet.
	Yeah.
	But you paid most of the bills in your situation, you said?
	Was your guy?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's cooked to you.
	She can talk.
	Period.
	If she's paying the majority of the bills, bro, you better talk back to her.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I got you now.
	Do you go at all in Florida?
	Like, Las Solas?
	Do you go to, like, American Social?
	Did you find other options?
	Be honest.
	When you went out?
	No, so we used it to go out, like, together.
	You never went out solo?
	No.
	Because on that side, I'm respectful.
	If I'm with somebody, I go out with them.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, to answer your question, living with a girl is the worst thing a man can do.
	It's good for you guys.
	It's terrible for us.
	Why?
	Well, women get bored very easily.
	So since women get bored very easily, the only thing you can really do as a guy to stay attractive is not give her all the attention and time that she wants.
	And then on top of that, women are lazy.
	You guys want to sit there and eat ice cream and watch stupid ass movies all the time and, you know, why you work so much?
	Why you want to go to gym?
	So being around a woman is, if you're like a sharp guy, it's going to make you dull.
	It's going to make you lazy.
	So I don't think, you need to stay the guy that she, you know, fell in love with or is attracted to.
	And that comes from you not being around women and being soft.
	Being around women makes you soft.
	So I don't think guys should live with girls.
	It fucks you up.
	It really does.
	To be real.
	Interesting.
	How many of you in here have lived with a guy before in the past?
	I have.
	Where's he now?
	Oh, he's out of the picture.
	There you go.
	It doesn't work, man.
	Yeah, it just doesn't work.
	Now, if you have a kid or something like that, I understand, right?
	I could see, but I wouldn't be there full-time.
	I'd go maybe a couple days a week or whatever, but I think living with women is really bad.
	And just because, like...
	The problem is that women get bored in relationships way faster than men do, right?
	It's like your guys' nature to get bored.
	So the only way that we're going to keep it exciting is you can't really know what we're doing all the time.
	Women love mystery, which is like stupid as fuck.
	It's a flaw in your guys' psyche.
	But that's what it is.
	Like us, we're predictable.
	We like the same thing every single time.
	Like we want to know where our girl is.
	We don't need this mystery bullshit.
	You guys near that weirdo shit.
	So guess what?
	I got to give it to you.
	And that's by me not being there all the time.
	To make it work at least.
	Yeah.
	That's kind of the unflattering side about female nature is like women like mystery.
	You know the worst part?
	If you actually give in to that and live with you and be with you, like you said before, you get bored.
	And it's like, I'm not happy anymore.
	I'm going to leave anyway.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	Girls get annoyed with you once they become familiar.
	Yeah.
	Like a guy, like his girl can do the same shit every single day and he'll be happy.
	So I'll be like, yes!
	Routine!
	Like, you know, actually, matter of fact, there's a saying.
	A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change.
	Where a woman marries a man hoping that he will change.
	I like that.
	You know what I mean?
	Men want consistency.
	Women don't.
	You guys want spontaneity and all this other shit.
	I think not living with your girl will allow you to do that in a way where you can maintain the attraction.
	I say consistency with a splash of just, damn, some color, sign.
	It always gotta be gray.
	For you?
	I'm saying, yeah.
	Yeah, that splash of color is me not being in the house with you all the time.
	And that's cool, but sometimes, out of a year, you're telling me that It gotta be routine for a whole year.
	Like, why not just a splash of just...
	See, the problem is...
	Signing out of nowhere.
	We don't know when to splash.
	So, might as well just leave.
	Not be there.
	Splash all day.
	So, then I saw your problem.
	Well, you're 30 and single, so...
	Nah, I'm divorced.
	I'm divorced.
	I'm divorced, and I chose to...
	Who made it, though?
	Man, I'm aligned.
	You just said earlier that you weren't happy, right?
	No, I did not say that, honey.
	I didn't say I was not happy.
	He didn't fulfill his promises, is what she said.
	Well, that's that relationship.
	I have been through a very spiritual journey, self-journey, all that.
	You said earlier, he didn't communicate properly, and you were not happy in the situation.
	Okay, but yeah, that's our relationship.
	We've...
	If he wasn't there...
	I have a child with this person, so...
	Oh, okay.
	That's that.
	The onion is revealing.
	How many kids you got?
	Me, I have two.
	Oh, shit.
	You want more?
	Wait, the same guy?
	No.
	Whatever guy wants, for sure, but...
	No, no, that was your body, your choice.
	Wait, who else is a mom here?
	No one else here is a mom?
	Okay, just one.
	You sure?
	No.
	No?
	Why is that?
	Are you fresh?
	No, I'm just curious because...
	So am I. Because she's 33. Yeah, in the industry.
	No, I'm none.
	No?
	No.
	You don't want kids?
	Maybe, maybe none.
	I mean, fresh.
	I believe her, man.
	33, though?
	Yes!
	For sure.
	Like, 80% of your eggs are gone.
	This can be harder.
	And you can adopt.
	You could do it?
	Oh, adopt?
	Yeah!
	I'm not rushing that.
	It happens?
	Happens.
	It doesn't happen?
	Doesn't happen.
	I still got options.
	Why are you laughing?
	Why are you laughing over there?
	Why are you laughing?
	Oh no, I'm not laughing.
	I'm just like...
	Because she knows she can't have no kids.
	You cook.
	You cook.
	You're going to have to adopt.
	That's it.
	She said adapt at first.
	You're going to have to adapt and adopt.
	That's it.
	That's what you're going to have to do, man.
	Ain't no kids coming out, man.
	Because 35 years old, that's already a high-risk pregnancy.
	You're 33. Let's say you meet a guy.
	You won't get around to having a kid until you're like 36. I'll be tough.
	I'm cold with that.
	Look, let me tell you something.
	There is a lot of people struggling because all the bills that they need to pay.
	Meanwhile, I might be seaping a really good whatever in the beach.
	Meanwhile, people are trying to get this person to this activity.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I prefer to have my own life.
	I'm talking about people with kids.
	I'm not having nothing against them because I'm open.
	Okay, so you're happy with being a girl that doesn't have kids then?
	Exactly.
	If it happen, happen.
	If it don't happen, don't happen.
	I'm cool with that.
	But question, what do you want to do?
	What do you mean?
	Do you want kids or no?
	I'm open.
	Do you want kids or no?
	You're 33. Do you want kids or no?
	Yeah, like, if it happened, good.
	If not, I'm good.
	I just learned about manifestation.
	You know, it's funny.
	Now I'm gonna get so much money.
	I'm okay with that, you know?
	You know, it's like, it's like, if somebody asked me, hey, Mara, like, do you want to be Rich, right?
	And I was like, yeah, but if it happens, it happens!
	No, I would have to, like, make a concentrated effort to reach that goal, right?
	But, like, with women, for some crazy reason, you guys always just say, if it happens, it happens!
	Faith, destiny, manifestation, destiny!
	It's like, you guys don't want to work for nothing, bro!
	Like, just crazy!
	Gemini!
	That's not true.
	If it happens, it happens!
	Someone said it's not true?
	Someone said Gemini?
	Who said it's not true?
	No, I said it's not true.
	Why not?
	Why do you not think it's not true?
	I mean, you work towards that, but you have to believe in something.
	Yeah, but what I'm trying to insinuate here is that when I listen to women speak about doing something, having a family, kids, or whatever, or finding a man, it's always, he's going to find me.
	If it happens, it happens.
	If he breaks up with me, he wasn't the one.
	And it's always like this...
	Practice of deflection and not taking accountability to actually, like, do things.
	Like, there's not a concentrated effort to actually achieve the goal.
	Versus, like, if I took that mindset, right, and I said, oh, if I become a millionaire, you know, if it happens, it happens.
	I'm gonna manifest it.
	Like, you would laugh at me, be like, what the fuck?
	This dude's a weirdo.
	Like, what do you mean if the stars align?
	You know?
	But, like, we accept that bullshit from you guys all the time, but you guys would never accept it if I said, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be financially stable.
	Like, if it happens, it happens.
	I'm gonna do it.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	Like...
	No, there's definitely gotta be some action behind.
	Yeah, for men.
	But that's what I'm trying to say.
	There's two different standards.
	I get that part.
	Y'all would laugh at us if we said the shit that you guys say when it comes to being successful, but you guys say it all the time about finding a man and getting in a relationship, and I laugh.
	But hey, we're talking about different stuff.
	You're talking about financially stuff.
	It's way different to have or not have kids.
	It's a lie.
	No, it's both financial because you gotta take care of those kids.
	It takes money.
	Of course, of course.
	So it's both financial.
	Yeah, but here's the thing though.
	So you don't think as a woman you have to put effort in to find a guy?
	I mean...
	There you go.
	The answer tells you what you need to hear.
	Like, I'm okay with that.
	That's the problem.
	Hold on, hold on.
	See, here's the thing.
	Her answer summed it up perfectly.
	Whenever I ask a girl, do you think you need to put work in to get a guy?
	It's either I don't know or no or he's going to come find me.
	You guys don't feel like you should be able to be putting in work to get men, which I've always thought was interesting to me.
	Yeah, to be fair, you need extra work.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It was more like a question.
	For me, I disagree with you only because if your parents have you, they're going to expect you to become, okay, let me have a child so they can be successful in life, have a family, find a good husband.
	But it's just like, are you not concerned about ending your family tree?
	Like you being the last of the bloodline?
	That's the thing.
	You are focused on expectations.
	But it's not an expectation.
	It's like a duty.
	That's what you say.
	It's like what you have to do as a woman is have a family.
	No, that's in your perspective, not in mine.
	It's not my duty.
	Yeah, of course, we live two different lives, but I'm just saying, realistically, it's like, are you going to really sit here and try to look for a guy who's going to be okay with not having kids or having a geriatric pregnancy, which is a high-risk pregnancy?
	I'm open to the idea, you know, but I'm not going to force it.
	I'm okay with or without.
	Yeah, but there's no more time to, like, decide.
	And it's okay for me.
	It's okay.
	So it's a no.
	For me, it's okay.
	Because it's either...
	And also, like, to be real, like, whoever adopts great people, but...
	Like, it's my decision.
	Like, you have a...
	It's my decision to stay on this way.
	Like, I don't gonna force...
	Bro, you know what it is?
	It's cope.
	She knows it's hard right now.
	There's no chance for her.
	So it's tough.
	You know what?
	I'm gonna say, if it happens, it happens.
	Versus...
	Exactly.
	Yeah, you love that phrase.
	If it happens, it happens.
	I'm good with that.
	Are you okay with knowing that, I don't want to be blunt or anything, but practically dying alone?
	You don't have anybody to bury you.
	Nobody's going to show up to your funeral.
	That's your fear.
	That's your fear, not mine.
	It's not a fear.
	There's a difference between expectations and wants and needs, but also you have to face reality.
	Baby, that's your fear, not mine.
	I'm not scared because I know...
	You just mentioned it.
	That's your fear, not mine.
	But that's not my fear.
	I'm just asking you a question.
	I'm not...
	I'm okay with myself.
	Okay, just answer this.
	Are you okay with dying alone?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	That's it.
	I'm gonna keep it real, though.
	Nigga, when you're dead, you're dead, bro.
	Exactly.
	Like, you're still gonna die alone.
	That's it.
	But I get your point, though.
	Yeah.
	Okay, let's...
	Whatever, fresh.
	It happens, man.
	Whatever.
	All right, what do we got here?
	What do we got?
	Hey, man.
	Okay, cool.
	Darrell Frank.
	Oh, damn, nigga.
	Wait, Chris, you read this.
	Uh...
	No, you read it, man.
	Nah, Chris.
	She's fat, ugly, can't speak one at all.
	She's done, already 35. What's wrong with the shorty's chin with the braids?
	What's wrong with the braids?
	So that's the best he can get?
	For real?
	Baby, you have to be more creative.
	Come on.
	You know what is sad?
	People need to be paying for people to read their comments.
	And the only creative things that come up is with that.
	Baby, be creative.
	Come on.
	Okay, Chad.
	You heard it, man.
	I have one question, though.
	Did he lie?
	Damn, bro.
	Huh?
	Did he lie?
	Did he lie?
	I don't know.
	I don't care.
	I don't pay attention to him.
	That's a good attitude.
	Okay.
	Lovely.
	This is comedy.
	Newsflash, if you're going...
	Oh, shout out to Calvin Bondi.
	Shout out to my guy, fellow Arab brethren.
	He goes, Newsflash.
	If you're going by 1950s gender roles, where a man pays for a woman's everything, that woman has to be a virgin when she gets married.
	If that word does not describe you, you're not a queen, you're not the prize, you're not special, you're just the same as any other human working a nine-to-five, so pay for your meal.
	WFNF, Brother Byron, Fresh, and the team.
	Shout out to you, Calvin.
	Go check him out on Twitter, by the way, guys.
	We host Spaces.
	He helps me out with that all the time.
	Shout out to Calvin.
	Shout out to him.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Shout out to Calvin.
	Cam2Time says, I've noticed most of the time, sorry, I've noticed almost every woman, or woman, I think, in general with tattoos, have a tattoo of either a butterfly, a flower, a star, or a zodiac sign, or the name of their kids or baby daddy.
	Yeah, bro.
	So not original.
	Who here has tattoos?
	Fuck it.
	Anyone here have a flower butterfly tattoo?
	De Real underscore Frank Castle 512 tipped $35.
	She's okay cause she got like 3 months left in this country before being departed.
	Rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing dudes in Mexico love their tortoise built like her.
	Yo, y'all called Coke and Chris, man.
	Look at that picture, bro.
	Whose legs are those?
	What the fuck?
	They're thick as fuck, bro.
	Pause.
	Yo, ay, yo.
	Who is that?
	Yeah, I'll be born up.
	Okay.
	Alright, what's up next here?
	What do you got?
	Do you want to respond to that?
	Tortillas?
	Mexico?
	Alright, nevermind.
	Anybody got a flower or butterfly tattoo though?
	Or a star?
	She does.
	I do have flowers.
	I know you do!
	Flowers, yes.
	Yeah, you the plug, bro.
	You got everything.
	Oh, man.
	The Russian guy.
	The Russian guy says, it's hard to date or even trust a cross-eyed female.
	They always seem to be checking out other guys on dates.
	Nigga, what are you going...
	What the fuck?
	Alright, the Roger guy.
	$5 of the chat.
	Alright.
	Your boy Lem.
	Your boy Lem goes, greetings.
	W, no nigs here.
	Special ratings for the ladies.
	Trash Panda Music 1. Wednesday Addams.
	Wait, is it?
	Oh.
	Oh, here.
	Yeah, okay.
	He called you Trash Panda Music 1. Wednesday Addams 6. You like BBC? Predator.
	Hold on, hold on.
	You like BBC? Why y'all asking me this?
	That's what he asked!
	He's asking if you like black guys.
	Oh, if I like black guys?
	Yeah, I'm into it.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Predator.
	Okay.
	And then Predator won.
	Okay.
	Tiffany Valentine from Chucky won.
	Juice Lady Part 2. 7. He said, you missed his foot.
	Come get this BBC. You like BBC? I've never been with a black guy.
	Never?
	Nope.
	Never.
	Do you want to try?
	No.
	Sorry, my friend.
	Sorry, my friend.
	She can't go back to Israel.
	No!
	What to be fair?
	I wouldn't say it on camera.
	No, just no.
	Okay, you're cooked.
	Big power forward face one.
	Alright, question ladies.
	Define accountability.
	Okay, let's start here with Argentina.
	Define accountability.
	They can't, bro.
	What?
	Wait, sorry, but what that means?
	Wait, you're talking about like the definition of the word?
	Accountability.
	Can you say it in Spanish to her?
	Yeah.
	Yes, but what's the question?
	That means being responsible for your actions.
	Like being accountable.
	Stop, stop, stop!
	That is important for me to be accountable.
	No, that's like being responsible for your actions.
	No, it's being responsible for your actions.
	That's it, like being accountable.
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	So let's say, right?
	Let's say...
	Your boyfriend was straight.
	Then he turned gay.
	Sucking dick.
	And it was your fault.
	So let's say it was your fault and you were accountable for that.
	Accountable means that it was your fault.
	How would you describe that?
	I don't believe that it's for me.
	I know it's come from before.
	It's an example.
	But let's say that was the reason why.
	How would it be your fault?
	To be accountable for it.
	Paso.
	Paso?
	She's saying that.
	That was easy.
	Okay, what about you?
	Taking accountability for actions.
	If you do something wrong, you're going to own up to it and you're not going to lie or try to manipulate the person or gaslight them into thinking they're wrong.
	Okay, what about you?
	I say the same.
	Most of the guys try to gaslight you all the time.
	No, no, no.
	This is on you.
	What does it mean to you as a woman?
	Don't put a guy in this.
	Just you.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	Okay, what about you?
	I agree with her.
	Again, accountability.
	Putting action behind what you did wrong in trying to communicate and fix something.
	Sorry, can't play that one.
	That was bad?
	That was bad?
	What happened?
	Y'all read it?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, never mind.
	Okay.
	Guys, come on, man.
	We on YouTube, bro.
	Wait to rumble, bro, for those ones, man.
	Come on, man.
	Niggas making the dreidel jokes.
	Oh, they're not playing.
	Okay.
	Okay, what about you?
	I feel like the first step to taking accountability is like apologizing, obviously, and then like being responsible for like your actions.
	Like if you did something wrong, like you apologize first and then obviously like try to change your behavior towards whatever type of thing it is that you did.
	That's fair.
	What about you?
	I tell you already.
	That was a lie.
	No, it's not.
	I was helping her.
	So, that means, as they had said already, you take responsibility for the things you already done or did.
	Okay?
	That's it.
	It's like taking accountability of what you did, realize it, and just...
	Now I'm curious though.
	Do you actually hold yourself accountable when you do wrong?
	In real life?
	With men?
	Well, let me tell you.
	When's the last time they held yourself accountable?
	There you go.
	Myself accountable?
	Yeah, when's the last time you held yourself accountable?
	I will say...
	No, 23. No, last week.
	Okay.
	Easy.
	Like, it's part of living.
	We are not perfect.
	No, but what happened though?
	What happened?
	How do you say that?
	I play the law?
	Play the fifth?
	Play the fifth.
	There you go.
	Forget about it!
	Yeah.
	He's pleased on weight loss.
	Alright, what about you?
	What was the question?
	That was harsh.
	Like, when was the last time?
	Hey, I need to, too.
	I admit it, though.
	I'm accountable.
	When was the last time that I took accountability?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't remember the last time, but...
	What the fuck, man?
	First, I came out of nowhere.
	It's true, though.
	Hold on to, man.
	Come on.
	I guess both of y'all gotta go to the gym.
	Alright.
	I'm in there today.
	Well, my last relationship, well, obviously, like, when I would fight, I would, like, when I, because I know there was times that I would argue, like, I would, like, initiate, like, the arguments between us, and I would, like, always, like, apologize, like, you know, like, take accountability for trying to be, like, annoying, basically, and just starting a fight for nothing.
	You be fighting niggas?
	What do you mean?
	Arguing.
	Oh, okay.
	What about you?
	Last thing you were accountable to yourself?
	Every day.
	Try to hold myself accountable for the goals I set, for what I set out to try to conquer, you know?
	But for myself.
	Stop the cap!
	No.
	What about you?
	Today.
	What did you do?
	Um...
	So...
	I had, like, a photoshoot today.
	And, like, I got late.
	It was, like, my fault.
	And...
	Um...
	You had a photoshoot?
	Play to the mic, please.
	Post this on the mic.
	Thank you.
	Photoshoot for what?
	Is that okay?
	Yeah.
	But...
	Photoshoot for what?
	Um...
	Because I was...
	Then just, like, pictures...
	Okay, so you were late and then you were accountable because you were late?
	Kinda, yes.
	Did you pay?
	Yes.
	Good.
	You should.
	Last time I held myself accountable was today.
	I actually just came from a 10-hour shift.
	So in the beginning of my shift, my work ethic was not the best, and I was kind of slacking.
	And for the first five hours, I wouldn't say I was the best.
	And then the next five hours, I apologized to my supervisor.
	I told him, like, look, I'm the one getting paid to do the work, and I shouldn't be making it harder on my team to, you know, work closed, you know, everything else that you need to do in the job.
	I just told him to sit back and that it won't happen again and I just kind of cleaned everything and I did everything myself without any complaints.
	Good stuff.
	You're how old?
	18?
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I don't have a special situation, but I think my relationship is because I try to control everything, you know, like call my ex-boyfriend and say, do video call 360, show me who you are, like, you know, and I think that is not good, like...
	I recognize.
	You go a lot?
	Do you party a lot?
	A little bit.
	A little bit.
	Now I'm single, yes.
	Should be outside, huh?
	Should be outside?
	He got our side.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	That was difficult.
	Fantastic.
	That was difficult.
	Alright.
	What else we got here?
	Ladies, what is the most psycho thing you've done or have thought about doing against your man?
	Shout out to Fresh Balls for this pick on IG. I mean, we kind of did it earlier, no?
	Well, this is the most psycho, not sluttiest.
	Yeah.
	So it could be fucking his car up.
	Throwing a fucking pan, smashing.
	Yeah.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Yeah.
	Like that.
	She got a story.
	She got a story.
	Okay.
	You want to start here?
	I mean, it's a thought.
	All right.
	What's the craziest thing you've done to a guy you were seeing?
	Or thought about.
	Or thought.
	Is it, well, thought about too?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So we can say, or thought about.
	Go ahead.
	That crazy?
	Of the examples you put?
	None.
	Bro, I don't...
	Okay, so let me...
	Let me be clear.
	Okay, let me explain.
	Let me explain.
	This is the thing.
	I don't waste my time or my energy in things that don't matter.
	Like, if...
	Like, you know...
	Like, I don't know.
	Like, people here sometimes...
	Or, like...
	They just want to do things, force things to happen, go crazy, for what?
	To get in trouble for what?
	To waste your energy and after that?
	De Real underscore Frank Castle, 512, tip $35.
	I don't need to.
	Chris is slacking on this panel.
	Looks like he went down to a migrant's, battered women's shelter and offered them some food stamps to come on tonight, rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing.
	Yeah, remember?
	We sent you some of the leftovers.
	I mean...
	Shut up to you, bro.
	What the hell?
	You know what's funny, right?
	These same niggas were so smashed.
	Deadass.
	No, the crazy part is they repeat the same joke every time.
	Like, they are not creative.
	I'm telling you.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Yeah, roast them, yeah.
	Okay, sorry.
	You were saying about your...
	Yo, keep cooking Chris real free castle, man.
	These niggas are in here two times a week, man.
	Roast that nigga, man.
	All right, you're going to say something.
	Go ahead.
	No, you were describing how you, I guess, would not think about anything bad because...
	Like, okay, question.
	Have you do something crazy?
	Me?
	You.
	Hell yeah.
	Really?
	Mm-hmm.
	Like what?
	You mean to...
	Wait, in what context?
	Like that thing, like psycho crazy stuff.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	For what?
	Why?
	Is that a cap?
	No, it's just you don't waste time on it.
	Simple.
	Well, no, I got options.
	Good.
	That is also good.
	Do you?
	Maybe.
	Maybe not.
	Maybe.
	Not the cap!
	Okay.
	Alright.
	We can move on.
	It's like...
	Craziest...
	Thoughts on anything crazy?
	Yeah, it could be what you thought too.
	Like...
	Craziest thing I've done to a guy...
	Could be you plot it or murder, but you ain't do it.
	Like going up the book trap.
	Smacking that nigga.
	Yo, why you ain't...
	Why you wanna go in here?
	You thought about shooting him, but you didn't do it.
	Yeah.
	Thought about hiring a hitman.
	Burn his shoes.
	No...
	Just, I remember like checking a man's phone all the time, like every day.
	I was really, really crazy about it because the guy was like unfaithful.
	So I would always like start looking for stuff.
	You know what I mean?
	How?
	Basically like trying to find the reason to be like, I'm out of here.
	Like you're already unfaithful.
	So I'm just trying to look for a reason to leave now.
	So checking his phone.
	Yeah, checking his phone.
	What about you?
	You seem excited with this one.
	No, well that was my thought, you know.
	- Was it again, like smashing something?
	- Yeah, gonna punch, shut the fuck up, man.
	- Oh, attacking him.
	With a hammer, okay.
	- A pot, didn't say hammer.
	- Oh, a pot, okay, a pot. - That's on Latin.
	- I cook a lot.
	- She's Dominican, so either a chancleta or a pot. - Yeah, chancleta is like a-- - So like a frying pan, hitting him with a frying pan.
	- No, tuve, yeah.
	- Okay, interesting.
	- That's typical.
	- Yeah.
	Well, at least she was in the kitchen.
	Yeah, no.
	What about you?
	And the food still came out good.
	I would say, like, a slab came.
	Like, if I'm asking something, and, like, I know you're lying, and, like, I'm showing you proof of it.
	Like, it's, like, for me...
	Did this happen with the guy?
	It did.
	How do you know, bro?
	Well, he said it.
	No, like, if I'm asking you and, like, you're just, like, lying straight to my face, like, it's just, like, so...
	You liar!
	Payaso!
	You what?
	So, wait.
	So, what was it that you confronted him with that you had to slap him that he lied?
	I catch him and something is sneaky.
	What was he doing?
	Jerking off.
	Talking to another girl?
	Kind of, yeah.
	No, he was.
	No, no.
	He was not, like, talking to her.
	But, like, we went...
	We went to, like, the casino with, like, friends.
	And, like, this random girl was there.
	And, like, he started, like, following her and everything.
	And I was just, like...
	Following her on Instagram?
	Yeah.
	No, but...
	No, no, no.
	It's...
	Alright, so he followed a girl on Instagram, and then you asked him if he followed the girl, and he said no?
	No, it was not that.
	It's just like, the day that we met that girl, he was super putting energy into her.
	Thought he was nice.
	Okay, so he was being polite to her, and then he followed her on Instagram.
	Yes.
	What did you not like?
	What did you ask him that he lied about that led to the slap?
	That he was talking to her.
	Did he talk to her?
	Yes, he talked to her.
	On Instagram?
	Yes.
	So he not just followed her, but he talked to her on Instagram, on DMs.
	Yes.
	But that's what I asked you.
	You said no.
	Yes.
	No, like, he did talk to her, but no like that.
	Okay, but he lied about it.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And he slapped him.
	So you asked him, I'm assuming, did you follow this girl?
	Did he tell you the truth on that?
	No.
	Okay, he said, no, I didn't follow her.
	Then you asked him, did you DM her?
	And he said no.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Did you screenshot it or something like that, I'm guessing?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you screenshotted the DMs and the following.
	No, we were together, so I was just showing him.
	What, you took his phone and showed him?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you took his phone from him and showed him that you're lying.
	Yeah.
	And he let you take his phone?
	Yes.
	She makes the money.
	And then you slapped him?
	Yes.
	And then what did he do?
	In public?
	No, we were at our home.
	And then what happened after you slapped him?
	What did he do?
	Nothing.
	He was just like, whatever.
	I wish a bitch would.
	What would you do?
	Oh, you want to know what I would do?
	Yes.
	Can you take her off first?
	You know what I would do?
	Yes.
	I would leave immediately.
	I would leave.
	That's good.
	I would call the police.
	She assaulted me.
	She should go to jail.
	Okay.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Some of your own medicine.
	How about that?
	Well, as long as you know it works both ways.
	What?
	I'm saying as long as you know the consequences, that's right.
	You touch somebody, you know what I'm saying?
	It's that level.
	I've been injured.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Both ways, but that's what I'm saying.
	No, no, but...
	She never gets touched.
	Do you respect your man if you could slap him and he stays with you?
	Yes.
	That's a big cat, man.
	Really?
	That's a big cat, bro.
	How old was your guy?
	Was he 21 as well?
	No, 22. Same shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, guys, this is why you gotta be significantly older than your girl, smarter than her, and better in all regards.
	Yeah.
	Make more money.
	Yeah, you gotta be better in everything, bro.
	Otherwise, you niggas gonna be getting slapped like her man, bro.
	Fucking crazy.
	Listen, guys, in the chat, if you ever get hit by a girl, don't try to be tough and macho.
	Call the police and say, yo, listen...
	Equal right, equal left.
	Because I'll tell you this, she'll call on you.
	Keep it real, she'll call on you.
	What about you?
	Yeah.
	Okay, definitely not hit the guy because realistically we'd all get...
	It could be evil thoughts.
	It doesn't have to be what you did.
	Yeah, but we'd all equally get knocked the fuck out.
	So don't do that.
	Her guy didn't hit her back.
	Okay, I was in my feelings and I wanted to plan some...
	I was so done with the relationship and I was sleeping over that one night and I just wanted to have some dramatic ass exit.
	So I was gonna, like, pack my shit, like, have the suitcase or whatever, and then leave, like, a little note, and then...
	That's just a thought that I had, but I never, you know, pulled through with it, because I stayed.
	How did I... Oh, you just stayed?
	Oh, yeah, I stayed.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it was very toxic both ways.
	Yeah, we know.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I think the craziest thing was I broke his phone in the window of his car.
	But when I had like 21 years old, not now.
	You know, now I'm better.
	How'd you break it with a baseball bat or what?
	No, no, no.
	With my feet.
	You are stronger!
	That's why I say I like to control everything.
	I control all his contacts.
	And he goes shower and he got a new contact, like a name of the guy.
	And me I called and was a girl.
	You know?
	And in that moment was a Nextel.
	You remember the form Nextel?
	Back in the day, yeah.
	Yeah, so I grew up in two, like, so mad, and then we keep...
	Damn, they get you old.
	Yes, but now no more.
	But yes, I did before.
	Okay, so note to self, Argentinian girls will hit you and break your phone.
	Okay, got it.
	Great.
	There you go.
	You guys are crazy.
	Interesting.
	Very, very interesting.
	All right.
	Question for the ladies.
	Why do you think a man should date slash pick you over another girl?
	All right.
	What makes you special for a guy to date you?
	Go ahead.
	Why should a man want you?
	Yeah, we can start here with Argentina here.
	El hombre.
	Why should he make you his girlfriend?
	Yeah, why should he pick you over other women?
	Because I'm fun, I'm honest, I'm loyal.
	I don't know, I have a special vibe.
	Vibe?
	Yes, I sing, so I don't know.
	You can sing too?
	No, I stink.
	I say it is what I say.
	Oh, you stink?
	No, she think.
	Sorry, my English.
	Think, think, think.
	Yeah.
	Alright, that's great.
	I think so, yeah.
	And you break phones and car windows.
	What about you?
	Because I'm a traditional woman, I have very traditional values.
	I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll leave you the fuck alone.
	I'll shut the fuck up if you tell me to.
	That's about it.
	Shut up, bitch!
	Chris loves that sound effect.
	Alright, what about you, Ms. Argezina?
	Why should a guy pick you?
	I cook really well.
	I'm really loyal.
	I'll slap you so hard.
	I'll slap you so hard you love me.
	I feel like I have a really good vibe.
	Like, I'm super chill.
	That was crazy.
	That was really toxic.
	Super bien.
	Next thing you know.
	I've got you in my sights.
	She'll slap the shit at you.
	Sorry, you were saying you're really nice.
	Yes, I'm nice.
	That's it?
	I think.
	Okay.
	You're nice, okay.
	What about you?
	No!
	What about you?
	There's a list of things, but I'm funny.
	I like...
	Tell us a joke.
	I'll grow with you.
	Funny in the sense that I'll make you laugh.
	That's my...
	Tell us a joke.
	Make us laugh.
	It's not about making you laugh.
	See, you're already grinning over there.
	You feel me?
	You're feeling that.
	No, I didn't laugh, though.
	No, I don't care if you laughed.
	There's a different vibration.
	It's getting into a different thing.
	And I don't need to be intentional.
	That's the point of being funny.
	You're not intentional with it.
	I'm funny because I'm the butt of the joke.
	Why are you funny?
	I'm funny because I'm just authentic and I'm just myself.
	So sometimes I might say something funny and that's what's that.
	Something funny real quick.
	But that's the point.
	I'm not a comedian.
	I just naturally...
	Oh, you're killing my boner.
	Good.
	Stay down.
	Good.
	Stay down.
	Stay down.
	I'm like, oh, man.
	There was a hot sauce.
	Not like that, but, you know, again, conversation.
	Wait.
	Chris, Chris, Chris.
	Wait.
	Do you normally have a boat on your back there?
	What the fuck?
	I'm telling you, bro.
	No, I don't, man.
	You're like, gosh, man.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	In my head, I'm like, wait.
	Does this nigga always have a boat on your back there?
	No, man.
	You know, I don't.
	Yo.
	This nigga wilder, bro.
	But she's like, I know where he has the lotion on the desk.
	Yes, yes.
	Take a little dish, yes.
	But yeah, they can see it back there, man.
	I'm in the lotion.
	Oh, man.
	Wait, isn't the lotion right there?
	Shh, Russ.
	No way it's there.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay, so you said you're funny.
	No, I didn't just say that.
	But again, great personality.
	Very vibrant.
	Ken Cook, of course.
	I have two different generations behind me.
	I know how to keep my home intact.
	I'm a hard-working woman.
	I have ambition.
	And again, all we got to do is set the goals.
	Let's go, baby.
	Let's go get it.
	Okay, that's good.
	I don't think women are funny at all.
	Every female comedian sucks.
	How dare you?
	But I'm not a comedian.
	You just said it.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, but I'm saying like, women aren't funny is what I mean.
	I don't know a lot of men that are funny.
	What was that?
	I don't know, like a lot of men that are funny, like actual funny.
	No, but every top comedian is a man.
	Yeah.
	Dave Chappelle...
	I do agree with that.
	Yeah, there's no funny female comedians.
	Name one funny comedian.
	They all suck.
	That's a woman.
	Just one.
	No, one.
	That's what I thought.
	Come on, you can say.
	Ellen?
	Is she a comedian?
	Nah, she ain't funny.
	She left in the States.
	I mean, I'm just, here's the thing, right?
	And I have a theory for this.
	The reason why women aren't funny is because you guys don't have to be.
	Misogony.
	It's as simple as that.
	Men, right?
	We have to overcome certain things.
	You might not be handsome, you might not be tall, you might not have money.
	So you have to develop a personality and be charming and charismatic and funny.
	But women don't have to do that.
	Because girls, no one...
	Well, number one, we don't really care what you guys are going to say that much.
	And then number two, you guys don't have to develop character or wittiness or charm like that.
	Are there some girls that have it?
	Sure, but...
	It's different to be funny, to be fun.
	Right?
	Like, yes.
	Yeah, but women aren't important either.
	Yeah, they're annoying.
	See me!
	I'm hungry!
	What are you doing?
	Why are you playing?
	Like, if you really think about it, It's the men that provide the fun.
	It's not you guys.
	Whether it's a yacht, a party, an experience.
	Women don't really provide fun.
	It's the men that provide the fun.
	I thought you might provide experience, but not fun, per se.
	It's the same shit.
	Experience is fun.
	No, you can experience something and not have it be fun.
	If you go to the club, who brings you the bottles?
	The girls.
	Who pays for it?
	The universe.
	50-50.
	No.
	What I mean is you have fun at the club because you're seeing girls.
	The foundation is we pay for the club.
	You guys are like an accessory.
	It's not like a main foundation.
	So we're paying for the bottles, paying for the entry.
	But will you be happy and having a good time?
	Yes.
	You have a good time with the boys.
	No, no, no.
	You're making the point.
	We're not saying that.
	I'm saying that women aren't fun.
	Like, you guys aren't the fun.
	You guys like to have fun, but you guys have fun through us.
	We fund it.
	Does that make sense?
	I do have a question.
	Let me be very blunt about this, okay?
	Most women are not interesting.
	Most women are not fun.
	Most women don't have cool experiences to share, etc.
	And you guys don't have to because women don't have to develop themselves.
	They don't have to develop character or personality because you guys just exist and men will talk to you.
	Us, on the other hand, we have to be interesting because we're the ones that are supposed to carry the conversation.
	We're the ones that are supposed to be the leaders, the providers.
	We pay for everything.
	So men have to be interesting.
	Women don't.
	I do have a question.
	Those are the type of women you haven't had experience?
	Because, like, that's my question.
	Like, have you encountered those type of women?
	That's what you're talking about.
	You're talking from experience.
	You're talking from, you know?
	It's a very interesting question.
	As he calls them, analytic.
	Typically, there's a correlation, okay?
	The more attractive a girl is, a lot of the times, the dumber she is.
	And the less interesting she is.
	Because the harder she is...
	That having your experience, that's sad.
	Yeah, women are just a company.
	I'll give you a good example.
	Yeah, but you're not a man, so you're not going to experience that.
	You're a man.
	Women got to understand that when a guy deals with a woman is much different than when you deal with a woman.
	You understand?
	When I deal with a girl, she's looking at it like, what can you do for me?
	When she's dealing with you, she's like, oh, we're going to be friends.
	So the women you have been dating in the past, the way you're speaking right now, right?
	From your perspective.
	Or the example you're giving.
	The women you have experienced, they are using you as a tool.
	Like, what can you do for me?
	How can I benefit from you?
	Those are the type of women you've been dealing with.
	Or what you have experienced?
	It's out of curiosity.
	No, it's not just me.
	Every single girl that deals with a guy is looking for some type of value.
	Women are designed to extract value from men.
	It can be personality, it could be money, it could be time, it could be resources, but men always have to have skin in the game first.
	Girls don't.
	Hold on, you're moving the goalposts.
	Here's the issue, right?
	Imagine tacos.
	Men are the tacos.
	Chicken, steak, carne asada.
	You know?
	I don't eat tacos, but okay.
	And girls like the sauce.
	What?
	The foundation is already built here.
	So imagine, right?
	We already built the tacos.
	You're just putting on some sauce at the very top.
	That's what it is.
	Honestly.
	Bottles are for the club.
	It's the experience.
	But we paid for it.
	It's already made.
	I don't even call them the sauce niggas.
	I'm so much.
	Look, here's the thing.
	You guys might be saying, oh, you're an asshole or this sounds fucked up or whatever, but the reality is, when you guys really think about it, men have to provide so much more value in a relationship than women do.
	We're expected to be the leaders, the protectors, the providers, whatever.
	Now, here's the thing.
	There's some situations where we can do 50-50, but what happens when it's 50-50?
	Niggas are getting slapped, their phones searched, not getting respected.
	So the only way that you're going to be in an actual relationship where the girl's happy is you have to Do everything you're supposed to be.
	The leader, provider, protector, etc.
	So, if you're in that role as a man, which you should naturally be in, by definition, you're providing far more value than a woman does.
	Which is why I think I should be able to have five girlfriends.
	And you shouldn't be able to complain.
	Because, to be honest, like, all y'all are the same.
	So I want to have more than one.
	You're all funny.
	Women are funny.
	They're not interesting.
	They're not, like, competent.
	Like, it's just, the truth is, is that one attractive guy, right, provides way more value than, like, ten girls.
	This is what it is.
	I mean, look at a yacht.
	Go on a yacht.
	How many dudes are there?
	Maybe three or four?
	Five?
	Ten?
	How many girls?
	Thirty?
	Right?
	You go to any club.
	You go to a section.
	What?
	Two or three guys that pay for the bottle?
	20 girls.
	You go to any party where there's celebs and high-level status people.
	How many girls are there?
	Hundreds.
	How many dudes?
	Maybe 20. So the reality is that the men bring the value.
	The girls can all be replaceable.
	Because some girls say, well, you can't have a party without us.
	Well, congratulations, bitch.
	There's a lot of you and there's not many of me.
	You can be replaced.
	I can't.
	I'm the one that's fucking throwing the shit.
	Right?
	Women take a man's last name, not the other way around.
	Right?
	But we live in this crazy society where women think that they're special.
	I really don't think you guys are.
	And it's shown by, like, how uninteresting so many women are.
	You guys don't have to be interesting.
	You don't have to be funny.
	You don't have to be charming.
	We do, though.
	Maybe you haven't found an interesting one.
	Yeah, Mari.
	I'm just saying.
	Look, am I saying every single girl isn't interesting?
	No.
	But what I am saying is that a staggering majority are not interesting.
	And the reason why is because they don't have to be.
	It's right that the guy needs to provide everything, you know?
	And the girl is just a company, you know?
	But you can be a good company or you can say no to everything.
	Because, for example, if you date a girl that is an independent woman, a business woman, things like that, Yeah, guys aren't attracted to like independency when it comes to women.
	They want to provide.
	That's like the role of a man to like provide and if a woman's independent he can't do that.
	But that's what he's saying.
	No.
	What he's saying basically is if you put ten girls in a room and you're like, okay, go have a night together, go find something fun to do.
	The girls are either going to probably get bored within 30 minutes, talk shit about people, do their makeup, want to go out to a club.
	And maybe, yes, their fun will be going out to a club, but that's provided by men.
	You know, what club is ran by a woman?
	Please, like, let me know when you find out.
	Yeah.
	Number two, if you put a man in a room with 10 other guys and you're like, okay, let's go do shit.
	They're gonna go out and blow some shit up.
	They're gonna go fucking talk about real shit.
	They're gonna do business.
	They're gonna make money.
	But it's maybe the people you surround yourself with because the women you surround yourself with can be different.
	Yeah, of course.
	Like he said, maybe not every woman is just gonna be born, but if majority and statistically speaking, how many women are actually like that?
	Generally.
	Interesting.
	Okay, this was a great conversation.
	Do you understand?
	I see what you're saying.
	Like, hey, there's girls out there that are interesting.
	Sure.
	But what I'm saying is that they don't have to be.
	That's my point.
	Like, for me to get a lot of girls, I have to have a lot of things in place.
	For a woman to get a lot of guys, she doesn't have to have anything in place.
	Does that make sense?
	Okay.
	Maybe not.
	I don't know.
	Alright, what else we got?
	Alright.
	What else we got?
	Okay.
	Remember King?
	She's not interested in any of that serious connection until she's completely ran through past 28.
	The shorter body with chemicals and drugs amass so many issues that she requires prescription of function and has a better relationship with her phone than she ever had with her father.
	This is from Calvin again.
	Keeps stacking wealth, health, peace, and freedom.
	She never looks for the answers to her question, just points to argue to avoid responsibility and accountability.
	Yeah, no, very true.
	I think, uh...
	I honestly think one of the worst things that could have happened was feminism.
	I truly do think that feminism was the root cause of a lot of the problems we have in society.
	And social media for girls.
	Yeah.
	Keeping it.
	Yeah.
	That exacerbated the problem even more.
	Yeah.
	TikTok.
	To be exact.
	Okay.
	Myron, my girl, way out of pocket at her family function.
	After several attempts to get her to behave by telling her to stop and be quiet, I finally stood up and told her to shut the fuck up.
	Her family got quite mad at me and is now telling her to leave me and I'm abusive.
	She went ten toes down and told them I'm her man and they should have stayed out of it.
	She's been amazing the last couple days, but now her brothers want to sit and have a conversation with me.
	Two of two.
	Should I say face or tell them to kick rocks and stand on what I did?
	I really want to tell them to kick rocks, but that could ostracize us from family functions, which would break our heart.
	Look, bro.
	Number one, you already kind of failed by letting her being annoying like that in the first place, and you obviously had to correct her at a time where you shouldn't have been having to correct her in the first place.
	So, look, fuck her family, to be honest with you.
	Too bad.
	She put herself in that shitty-ass position by disobeying you publicly and then you having to correct her.
	You correcting her publicly like that was stupid, but regardless, you fucked up even getting to that point.
	And here's the thing, guys.
	Let me tell you something, bro.
	Your girl doesn't just wake up one day and say, shut the fuck up, nigga.
	She works to get to that point, right?
	It starts with talking back here.
	It starts with her trying to do shit that you tell her not to do.
	Her questioning your authority.
	And then it gets to the point where you tell her, hey, chill out when she doesn't want to fucking listen.
	Then you have to yell, shut the fuck up in front of all of her family for her to get the point.
	So, you fucked up by not correcting the issues early on.
	So now, you gotta reap what you sow.
	You basically tell her brothers to fuck off.
	Because it is what it is, and then your girl, you gotta get her, you gotta, I don't wanna, fuck it.
	You gotta keep her on the tire of the leash, bro.
	Like, you fucked up here by even letting it get that far.
	At least she defended you a little bit, but nigga, that's too far.
	Yeah, you, yeah, you, now you gotta, see, now you're dealing with the consequences of you being a bitch for so long.
	Because now, her brothers don't like you, her family doesn't like you, because you didn't do your job early on.
	Yeah.
	You let things slide.
	You let shit slide, and then you had to fucking correct her publicly, and now look, you look like an idiot.
	So, I don't know, bro.
	Honestly, the fact that you even had to get to that point...
	In front of our family, too, is kind of crazy.
	Yeah, I don't know if she's worth keeping around anymore, bro.
	Yeah.
	If I'm gonna be honest with you.
	You might have burned that bridge.
	Yeah, you might have fucked up.
	Abolice, go next to Fresh.
	If only you were white, had a couple of kids, the fried chicken...
	EBT crusaders?
	Would be all over you.
	What the fuck, man?
	You wanna respond to him?
	Tell him what's up.
	Not you.
	Do you want to respond to him or no?
	She's good, bro.
	Screw you, bro.
	All right.
	Alyssa should seriously consider going into UFC. I think she has a future professional fighter.
	Myron, sponsor her.
	Who's that?
	Just Alyssa.
	Oh, Melissa.
	Oh, Melissa.
	Oh, like I said, Alyssa.
	What's up, Melissa?
	Melissa B. Boxing, though.
	I recently gave a woman the girlfriend title.
	One of the biggest things I appreciate is that she effortlessly do things women refuse to do.
	For ex-cook, oh, for example, you mean.
	Cook clean, wash dishes, feminine, stay fit.
	Makes my life easier and just basically do whatever to make her man happy without being told.
	Ladies, why are things so hard for y'all to do for a man y'all like?
	Mm-hmm.
	I've seen a woman have to be a good company and not an employer, you know?
	You mean an employee?
	Yes, an employer.
	She doesn't need to do all the house things, you know?
	Alright, can you say that in Spanish?
	Si.
	Go ahead.
	- - - - - So she's got a big company, but not an employee style.
	Like, not be an employee.
	That's actually against what you just said.
	Basically a trophy wife.
	Yeah, that's why I... No, no, no.
	He's saying why...
	Oh, you don't agree with that.
	No.
	Like cook, clean, wash dishes.
	She's not an employee.
	She's doomed.
	Yeah.
	Well, I think it's depending also on how you are in the relationship.
	For example, I wouldn't mean to cook or clean kind of things.
	Well, I can help each other to do the house stuff, but it's not necessary that the girl do everything, you know?
	No, the girl should do everything.
	So, I mean, for me, I do all that.
	I don't think it's hard.
	I think it's just, I feel like when we do ask, or say I do ask for something and it's not given, and I do give that.
	Do you have an example of what you would ask for?
	Okay, for example, take out the trash.
	Okay, you know, a lot of men don't like, they take their time, you call us lazy, but they'll take their sweet time or certain things.
	So if I do everything around the house and I ask you for one simple thing, which was just the trash, alright, just that little thing, that's cool.
	You don't do it, I have done everything you have asked me to do.
	So just that is just gonna stir the pot.
	Who's the boss though, the man or the woman?
	But what does that have to do with that though?
	No, that has to do a lot with it because in every relationship, there's someone that needs to be the leader.
	But when I'm talking about leadership, it was just me.
	Just like you're asking me, hey babe, can you make this for me tonight, this type of dinner?
	Hey, can you go get me a glass of water?
	Can you go to the bank and do this?
	You know, let me ask you a question.
	You said you do a radio show, right?
	Yeah.
	What if you told the people that own the station...
	Hey, I'm coming in on this day.
	And you just show up.
	What would happen?
	If I told them I'm coming a certain day?
	Yeah, and like...
	I give them heads up or you're saying like on the spot?
	No, you just show up on the spot and say, hey, I'm showing up.
	I don't care what y'all had scheduled.
	What's going to happen?
	They're probably going to tell you no, right?
	They're definitely going to say no or they're either going to try to put me...
	If I want to be participating in a different podcast.
	Would that be fair to say?
	It's because they have a degree of authority over you.
	Yeah, I mean, it's their place, of course.
	Exactly.
	For sure.
	But it's our home.
	But here's the thing.
	I find it interesting how you'll listen to a radio station that isn't going to protect and provide for you.
	But if your man says, do X, Y, Z, you think you're on the same par and you feel as though you don't necessarily have to listen to what he's got to say.
	Or you feel as though you can dictate terms to him.
	I didn't say any of that.
	My only thing was saying this.
	We'll take it out of the trash just trying to dictate a term.
	Well, not at all.
	I just ask a simple thing.
	So that's dictating.
	Hey, honey, go get me a glass of water.
	Go get me.
	Hey, that's not...
	I don't feel like that's dictating personally.
	Here's the thing.
	I'm a firm believer that women should be home.
	A man pays all the bills and takes care of the bills.
	As soon as I come home, I'm not doing shit.
	You're doing everything.
	I tell you to do something, you do it.
	You don't tell me shit.
	If I decide I want to do it or whatever, I want to be nice, cool.
	But you can't tell me what to do, anything, once I come home.
	You shut the fuck up if I tell you shut up.
	If I want to sit, watch TV, if I want to fucking work, whatever, maybe you don't fucking bother me.
	And I think that's the way it needs to be because at the end of the day, women do really well when there's some type of hierarchy and structure and organization.
	It doesn't work when we're equal.
	What the fuck do I look like?
	Take out the trash!
	Then my dumb ass goes out and takes out the trash.
	I'm the boss, not you.
	Good boy!
	Yeah, good boy!
	Take out the trash!
	Good boy!
	And here's the thing.
	You say that, it's a little thing, it's a favor.
	But then, again, just like the whole situation where that girl was yelling at this fucking guy, it gets worse and worse and worse and worse.
	So me, as the man, understanding that I am the leader in this situation, No!
	I'm not gonna listen to you.
	You listen to me.
	That's the way it goes.
	Men lead, women follow, right?
	I don't believe in this 50-50 crap.
	I think feminism was one of the worst things that ever happened because we end up with things like this where she's saying, well, I don't want to be an employee.
	What the fuck?
	No, but I think the man after you watch your woman like a mom.
	No, if I'm your man, you're my fucking employee.
	That's how it goes.
	Like, that's what it is.
	You are my assistant now.
	That is the woman no work.
	Yes, that's what I just said.
	Yeah, you don't work, but you work for me now.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, that's how it goes.
	But, again, this is why this 50-50 thing doesn't work, because once things are 50-50, you think that you could delegate tasks and terms to me, which is why I think men have to be the breadwinner every single time.
	Because if we don't have that dynamic, then you think you're equal to me.
	And that's a problem.
	Yeah.
	Also, nowadays, you guys choose guys that are on your level, so to speak, 50-50, or even more than them, and you wonder why they're not being men, or you could boss them around.
	And then you leave them.
	Exactly.
	So that's the reason why it doesn't work.
	Yeah, it doesn't work.
	Like, look, I get it.
	If you're in a relationship with a guy, 50-50, sure, boss him around.
	Hey, can you take out the trash if you don't want to take it?
	That's fine.
	But, like, what I've realized is that women respond really well to authority.
	And what I mean by that is that you have 100% authority.
	You're the boss.
	That's how it goes.
	I don't negotiate with women.
	I look at you guys as terrorists.
	We don't negotiate with terrorists.
	We don't negotiate with women.
	Because you guys aren't in a position to negotiate with us because we are not the same.
	We're on different planes.
	Right?
	Like, you guys don't look at things logically, rationally, and objectively.
	You guys look at it like, my feelings!
	So it's like, nah, fuck that shit.
	Like, I just tell you what to do and that's how it goes.
	Because your emotions change every single day.
	Me, though?
	Like, a woman biologically every day changes.
	She could be on her period.
	She could be feeling sad.
	She saw a movie.
	Now her mood has changed.
	She's hangry.
	Who fucking knows?
	She saw TikTok.
	She saw TikTok and now she's mad.
	Like, no.
	It's gotta be me to be the decision maker and be the rational-headed guy.
	That is a new one, though.
	So, yeah.
	And as I was just saying though, it's what's embedded too, right?
	What's introduced to someone.
	Question, just for more context here.
	Are you still in love if a woman works for you?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Your baby daddy.
	Was he successful?
	Yes.
	Was he rich?
	No.
	Who made the most money, you or him?
	Him.
	And you would tell him what to do?
	Take out the trash?
	Equal, yeah.
	I cook.
	I work too.
	I work hard.
	I come home.
	I clean.
	I clean.
	That's why women can't work, bro.
	They can't work.
	They come home.
	I'm tired.
	Once you ask a question like that, you kind of see the backstory in a few ways.
	I'm telling you guys, women entering the workforce was one of the worst fucking things to happen in society.
	Every single problem that you look at stems from feminism.
	So at what point did men start providing fully?
	Once the women decided to go to the workforce.
	So just because someone's working, they're gonna end...
	That, as you say, your values and you're supposed to, you know, like...
	No, I'm saying, you asked me when did men stop providing?
	Stop providing fully, right?
	You're saying men need to provide...
	Yeah, because once women entered the workforce, men didn't feel the need to do it anymore.
	Okay.
	Because, like, human beings are very lazy, right, naturally.
	Men and women, right?
	I make the joke, I say women are lazy.
	But, like, all human beings are naturally lazy, right?
	And you're only going to do as much as needed.
	So, if women enter the workforce and they make money...
	And a guy gets with a woman and he doesn't understand these dynamics, which a lot of guys don't because they think feminism is like a good thing.
	They think, oh yeah, let's go 50-50 and live together.
	But they don't realize that women aren't equipped to provide financially.
	They're not.
	No, I'm agreeing with you.
	She's going to build resentment.
	Like if she's paying half the bills and you know what I mean?
	And then you don't do something that she says, she's going to get angry and hold on to that.
	Right?
	Because she's doing your job.
	She's doing half of your job.
	So that's why I'm a firm believer.
	Just don't enter the workplace.
	You sit at home and be happy.
	Okay?
	But when I come home, shut the hell up and do what I say.
	Which isn't going to be much, because men are simple, by the way.
	Shut up!
	I'm not going to be in here like, yeah, do that.
	Nah, house is clean, got some food, alright, cool.
	I'm going to just be quiet, don't bother me.
	Yeah, if you provide, it's okay.
	Shut up, man.
	But I think, what I mean is like, after you don't see your woman like a girlfriend, if not, you see like an employer, and you go outside looking for another woman, you know, because you already have your employer in your home, so that is like, you love the...
	Oh yeah, because you said, how can you love your employer, right?
	You were saying that?
	Or your employee?
	Is that what you're asking?
	No, I say, like, when a woman do everything for you in home, like, I'm agree.
	If you provide and the woman don't do nothing, it's okay.
	She needs to do the home stuff.
	Yeah.
	But, like, it's not too attractive for you.
	Like, after I feel you're getting bored.
	Comfortable.
	You know?
	No, because...
	No, like, she gets bored because she's no more her girlfriend.
	She's her employer.
	You know?
	Okay, okay.
	So here's...
	See...
	Men aren't...
	We're not like you guys, right?
	Like, you guys need that excitement and that emotional stimuli.
	We don't need that shit.
	Like, I'm perfect...
	Most guys are perfectly okay with their girl doing the same thing all the time and being predictable.
	We don't need you...
	Men and women are different, right?
	So, women are attracted to mystery...
	Unpredictability, right?
	There's a reason why women read novels, right?
	The romance novels, because it keeps them on the edge of their seat.
	Oh my god, this is so exciting.
	Women love that shit.
	Men are visual, right?
	You guys are mental when it comes to your stimuli.
	So, with us, If we come home every day and our girl does the same shit all the time, makes it the same food, whatever, a lot of guys aren't going to complain.
	They're going to be happy with that.
	You guys are the ones that need the excitement and the instability and the emotional highs and lows and everything like that.
	You guys need that.
	We don't.
	So, if a guy gets with a girl, like I told you before, a man marries a woman hoping she'll never change.
	We want you to stay the same girl that we married, right?
	But you guys hope we're going to change.
	Oh man, I hate the way he dresses.
	I hope he changes when I marry him.
	Right?
	Because you guys always try to change your guy.
	But us, we want you to stay the same when we get with you 9 out of 10 times, right?
	Or once we commit to you.
	So, this whole concept of a guy wanting, you know, oh, he's going to get bored.
	He might go fuck another bitch.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	But I think women need to accept the fact that We're always going to want to fuck another bitch.
	No matter what.
	Every time.
	Listen, you become the full-time employee, but we hire contractors for work off-site.
	And once that job is done, we'll come back to you.
	So we're not leaving you.
	We're just hiring work outside.
	It's fine.
	Yeah, but you're not leaving us because you need us in the house.
	No, no, but we're not ever going to leave you.
	You're always going to be there.
	You're our faithful employee.
	Yeah, but women don't like to hear that because we're always gonna want other women.
	That's just how it goes.
	Men are always gonna want other women.
	And if you got a guy that's attractive and provides for you, other women are gonna want him too.
	You think he's not gonna fuck a random bitch?
	It's gonna happen.
	Or in your case, other men.
	So you're saying it's acceptable?
	Or that it just happens?
	I'm saying...
	It's gonna rain.
	It's more than likely gonna happen.
	So you should probably put yourself in a position where you can accept it and not be angry.
	Think about this.
	At some point it's gonna rain, right?
	Think about this.
	So walk outside with no umbrella, get rained on.
	But you have an umbrella, at certain times, you dodge your rain.
	Think about this.
	So question, do you always have an umbrella?
	We're giving you the umbrella right now.
	It's for ladies.
	Hold on.
	Niggas don't need umbrellas.
	We're giving you the umbrella right now.
	We're telling you what's going to happen.
	Here's the umbrella.
	I mean, she's already wearing drenched.
	She's 30, bro.
	Wow.
	She's hot, though.
	You gonna take that from him?
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm giving her a rain.
	You know what I do?
	What do you do?
	I say you know what I do.
	I don't know what you do.
	Wait.
	Oh, it's a statement she's saying.
	You know what she does?
	No.
	She's saying a statement.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	You want to let Chris smash?
	Sorry?
	Would you let Chris smash?
	Uh, no.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	I'm not attracted or...
	I'm the top person, I gotta be attractive.
	So you won't give him a chance?
	You won't give him a chance?
	A chance, sure.
	Everybody can give a chance for the show.
	There you go.
	We'll see, man.
	Okay, what day are you free this week?
	Or next week?
	Fresh, man.
	I'm gonna talk to her, man.
	That's why I talk to her, Fresh.
	Okay.
	She looked at her wrist and did a snow watch there.
	I'll make up a time.
	I'll make up a time.
	Nine o'clock.
	Another clock.
	Another clock.
	No.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	But yeah, that's kind of what it is.
	But I do think that feminism is like kind of fucked things up.
	Because like, okay, you mentioned earlier independent woman, right?
	Let me ask you this.
	Independent of whom?
	Independent of whom?
	In what concept?
	Go ahead.
	Display the whole question.
	No, I'm asking you.
	When you say independent, I'm asking you independent of whom?
	Yeah.
	I mean, what I mean is like...
	Usually, the way y'all speaking here is like a general thing, right?
	What you know as an independent woman, a woman that got her own thing, that don't need, like, that's what I mean.
	That don't need, like, a what?
	Don't need a what?
	Hombre.
	Hombre, there you go.
	No.
	That's what you add.
	But I'm saying, what y'all usually understand as an independent woman is a woman that have her own thing.
	Independent of whom, though?
	Of who?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He got her own freedom.
	Like, he got her own freedom.
	Okay, I'll answer it for you since she wants to dance around it.
	It's independent of men.
	That's what it is.
	What they say is...
	You almost slipped and said it yourself.
	Oh, I don't need a man.
	Here's the thing.
	Do you see any guy walk around and say, I'm a strong, independent man?
	No.
	No, right?
	Because...
	I see.
	It's crazy, but yeah.
	No guy says that.
	And if he does, people make fun of him.
	Yeah, he's gay.
	Because the thing is this...
	When men make money, we understand that we're automatically independent.
	We make the money so that someone can be dependent on us.
	We make the money so that a girl will eventually be attracted and we can maybe take care of her if we're not a brokeie.
	But when women make money, you guys make money to be away from men.
	We make money to be with women.
	So when women make money, it's not the same.
	So you want to be used by your money?
	That's what you're saying?
	No, it's a foundation.
	No, no, no.
	Hold on.
	She said used.
	I'm just asking because that's the concept you are putting on the table.
	Let me tell you something.
	Every single girl's a gold digger.
	Some are just better at hiding the shovel.
	She took my money.
	Every girl's a gold digger to some degree.
	And I'll explain what I mean by this.
	You got girls that say, I want a millionaire.
	And then you got some girls, two spectrums, right?
	On one end, you got a girl that's extreme.
	I need a multimillionaire that will take care of me and spoil me.
	Cool.
	Then on the other hand, you got a girl that says, I just want a guy that's ambitious.
	Both of them are looking for the same thing.
	One girl's just being far more honest about it and has maybe higher standards, saying, I know exactly what I want financially.
	The other one is saying, I don't know what I want financially, but I want to know that the guy has the ability to create something financially.
	That's why girls say, I want a hard worker.
	I want a guy that's ambitious.
	It sounds better too.
	If a girl says, I just want a guy that's ambitious, that's not as bad as saying, I want a multimillionaire.
	But at the end of the day, every single thing, not every single, but most of the things that women look for in men almost always have to do with his productivity.
	His ability to make money.
	Versus like for us, we don't give a shit about that.
	Because I'm hard-working and ambitious.
	Like we might lie and say, oh, that's really cool.
	But realistically, we don't give a fuck.
	Yeah.
	At all.
	Like we don't care.
	If you want a family, what does it take to have a family and raise them properly?
	Money, right?
	So no matter what happens, you still need money to make it function.
	Well, money comes and goes.
	If you have...
	No, no, no.
	Let me say it.
	Let me tell you something.
	Yeah, let me tell you something.
	So this is the thing.
	You can have money, right?
	But if you don't have financial literacy, that money is going to be gone.
	You understand what I mean?
	Okay.
	Money comes and goes, but if you don't have the knowledge of how to multiply that money or how to grow it, it doesn't matter if you win the lottery.
	You're gonna screw that money out.
	How does that refute my point?
	I'm just saying you need money in general.
	Okay.
	Like what I mean is, if you have money, right?
	But you know how to multiply it, right?
	It's gonna be way better.
	I understand your point that you need money in general, right?
	Have you ever had a dream?
	Yeah, exactly.
	I love that.
	I love that video.
	But this is the thing.
	Money is not only by itself.
	Money comes with...
	Like, a package.
	You have to have money, but you have to have financial literacy in order for the money to stay in there.
	Okay, look.
	You went on a whole other thing.
	My point is, men have to make money, and all women are gold diggers, okay?
	Like, to some degree.
	Some are just better at, like, concealing it.
	But on the other hand, right?
	No man is going to ask you how much money you make and care about it.
	Does that make sense?
	Like, we don't care about your independence.
	Like, you go on a date with a guy, he's not gonna care.
	You could say, I'm a musician, Another guy you could say, I'm unemployed.
	Another guy you could say, I'm a multi-millionaire.
	No one's going to leave the date.
	Does that make sense?
	But if I go on a date and I say, I'm unemployed, that's going to be problematic for me.
	So we're not held to the same standard at all.
	Your ability to generate money and resources, no one cares.
	My ability to generate money and resources, it matters a lot.
	Yeah, and also if a guy does care about your money, that's a red flag because now he's going to depend on you for his lifestyle.
	I see.
	So either way, it doesn't work out.
	And what they always say is I prefer to be the bitch, like you fuck outside, and all the bitches cooking at home for you while you are fucking other bitches outside.
	You know, that's what I always mean.
	I don't get it.
	Do you prefer to be the other woman, is what you're saying?
	Yeah, instead of being home, cooking for you, cleaning for you, doing everything, and you are fucking other bitches outside.
	No, you want to be the side chick?
	Shit.
	The side bitch.
	Yeah, I prefer to, you know, because I'm cooking for you, cleaning for you, and then you are going to fuck another bitch.
	I might have an opening for you.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey.
	Condom.
	Condom.
	Good morning.
	Okay.
	Come on.
	Hey, hey, she's good.
	Keep it honest.
	She's like, I'm not cooking.
	It was great.
	I want to have fun.
	I can do it, but I know all the guys, after one day have the woman in the home, they get bored and then go outside to looking for something new.
	So I prefer being the new and not the one you get boring.
	She wants to be a contractor.
	All right, she wants to be the independent contractor.
	Yes, independent.
	Independent contractor.
	All right.
	Nigga said RIP edgy.
	Hell no, nigga.
	There's no RIP way edgy, bro.
	She ain't going nowhere.
	Exactly.
	The real Frank Castle, if I want to.
	That's why she's actually a W. You know what's funny?
	She was going to make a membership at a new gym, right?
	And it's funny.
	She went and did the tour, and she was like, there's a lot of hot girls there.
	You'll like it.
	And I was like, of your girlfriend.
	Man, she was testing your own ads, bro.
	No, nigga, she knows what it is.
	I'm joking, bro.
	She was like, I was like, oh, really?
	She was like, yeah, a lot of white girls.
	Oh, okay, thank you.
	I gotta say, man, Angie's the real one, bro.
	Like, she's a real one.
	She actually loves and cares about Myra 100%, bro.
	Mind you, I'm testing her too in different ways 100% solid.
	Okay, cool.
	Real quick.
	Thanks to your advice.
	She's going to save you some time, Mojero.
	Oh, she does too as well.
	And she tells me girls as well too.
	Funny.
	Thanks to your advice.
	My cryptos are going crazy.
	No, she does.
	Yeah.
	I've got to send some love to you guys as well.
	So I guess this crypto portfolio went up after the course and stuff like that.
	Shout out to you.
	100 bucks, Dom DeMarco.
	Yeah, shout out to you, brother.
	I knew she looked familiar.
	I saw her on my 300-pound life episode 86. Fun fact, 150 years ago, she would be recruited to the circus.
	Damn, nigga!
	In 2024, she's recruited to model A-man.
	Society's cooked.
	Fresh updates.
	Goddamn!
	Oh, you told him do better.
	He's a artist, you see?
	Yo!
	What the f*** is wrong with your niggas, man?
	You said do better, man.
	It's funny because he take time.
	I appreciate your app, bro.
	I appreciate the effort.
	Thanks for dedicating time to do that.
	I love you.
	You got some assholes, man.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	Alright, the Russian guy says, older, deep-voiced woman sitting next to Fitz says, gangster guy, probably more like gay guy.
	She says he did it.
	For her, how bad is her BJ skills?
	Oh, fuck.
	He's trying to say that you suck at sex.
	What do you have to say to that?
	Nothing.
	So you suck, then.
	Now she's late.
	You about to find out, nigga.
	Condom!
	Question for the J. Link for girth.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	Bro.
	That's a picture.
	That's a picture.
	Is that in the studio?
	No, no.
	Icy and I and Melissa had done like a exposing podcast, like little stream.
	Okay, so.
	Lymph or girth?
	No comment.
	Man, you L, man.
	Just pick one, man.
	Girth.
	My nigga.
	Okay, my nigga.
	There you go.
	Alright, Pete South Dakota says, Ladies, do you think dating advice in general is better from a man or a woman and why?
	Okay, not bad.
	We can start here with Ms. Venezuela.
	Dating advice from a man or a woman, who gives better dating advice, men or women, and why?
	Who do you think?
	Cerca del micrófono.
	Women?
	Depend.
	I don't do straight answers.
	I can see that.
	Yeah, we know.
	Yeah, of course.
	It's a proven, right?
	Awesome, I love it.
	This is the thing.
	Let's just say, for example, for argument's sake, in general, who would give better advice?
	Men or women?
	Women.
	Why?
	Because...
	We actually think in the long term, more than short term.
	And as y'all say, like you, like...
	You can leave it there.
	Yeah, it's okay.
	I have to say like now or later?
	We're coming to you unless you've got to say it right now but we'll get you what about you?
	I would say men Women can obviously give good dating advice, but realistically, a woman doesn't really know that well what a man wants.
	So then it's not good dating advice then?
	Huh?
	So then it's not good advice then?
	I mean, it really depends.
	Like, you can definitely get good dating advice from a woman who's been a good wife, been a good girlfriend.
	Like, she really follows with what her man wants.
	But you'll get better advice from a man because I'm going to be dating a man.
	Like, yeah, the source itself.
	I want to know what the man, you know, would want in a relationship from his woman.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	Yeah, same with that.
	I'm great, so, I mean, I would want to hear from the source what it is that they, that that person...
	Artur Bookbinding tipped $35.
	It's always the fat ones.
	Anyways, men are greater than women.
	Here is proof.
	There are laws protecting women from men manipulating them, the lover boy method.
	There is no law that protects men from women manipulating them.
	We are the greater species.
	All right, shout out to you, bro.
	That's actually funny.
	That's insane.
	You know, I should clarify.
	Let me clarify.
	Who do you think is better dating advice for men to attract women?
	Women or men?
	Repeat that one more time.
	Okay, so we'll have to make this because...
	That's what I'm saying.
	To clarify.
	Because it's very vague.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	Who gives better dating advice for men to get women?
	For men to get women?
	Men or women?
	Who?
	You think women?
	Okay.
	Now who gets better dating advice for women to get men?
	Men or women?
	Men.
	It's men.
	Again, if you're a straight or...
	Okay.
	If you're intentioning this to understand a man's perspective, then obviously the men.
	Okay.
	If you want to understand a woman's perspective, then the women.
	512 tipped $35.
	These generation of 304s ain't worth anything.
	I met some even the other day and had to cut her off instantly.
	She wanted me to take her out for drinks the same day I met her.
	I was like, damn, she asking for more than my wife at home.
	Rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing.
	Okay, so you think you need to go to the gender you're trying to attract?
	Yes.
	Do you agree with that?
	When it comes to women attracting...
	Bring the mic closer to you.
	When it comes to women attracting men?
	Yes.
	For dating advice or attracting men?
	For dating advice.
	It could be both.
	Oh.
	I'm sorry.
	I got confused really quickly.
	Can you please repeat the question?
	Stupid!
	So the question is, who gives better dating advice?
	It could be for a man to attract a woman and then for a woman to attract a man.
	Who gives better dating advice in those two scenarios?
	For a woman to attract a man, because you want to know what the man himself wants.
	Okay.
	And then for the other one?
	For the other one, for men to want women, like women to try to attract women.
	Who should she get advice from?
	She should get advice from a woman.
	Because...
	You mean the guy should get advice from a woman?
	That's trying to attract a woman?
	Yes.
	Because we know the same way...
	Okay.
	How many of you agree with those two that you need to go to the gender you're trying to attract?
	So, in other words, if you're a guy and you want to attract a girl, you need to go to a girl.
	If you're a girl trying to attract a guy, you need to go to a guy.
	Both of you, all of you guys agree with that?
	Okay, you agree with that too?
	Yeah.
	No, I think it's a better woman because guys always try to be stronger and then don't like to talk about their feelings.
	Ah.
	I feel like...
	No, like guys don't talk too much about their feelings, you know?
	But that's the point.
	So women can open more.
	So she's the only one that doesn't...
	Yeah, she's all disagree.
	Why do you disagree?
	Because...
	Actually, wait, before you disagree, tell us what do you think is the better dynamic and then you can explain why.
	I think the better dynamic is obviously going to be men both answers.
	Okay.
	Only because, you know, if you're asking a woman for advice or telling a man, oh, this is how you're going to get a girl, this is how you're going to...
	I mean, it's pretty easy to get a girl if you really think about it.
	You can go to the club, you can go outside, you can walk, you can post your bank account, you can do whatever you want.
	It's pretty simple.
	If you're looking for a wife, I think a man, we should give the better advice to another man, telling him how to find a traditional woman, what personality traits should you be looking for, what aspects of the woman you should be looking for.
	So it should really, like, the only advice women can provide is more emotional advice, which don't really matter to men.
	Would you consider yourself traditional?
	Yeah.
	Through and through?
	Yeah, through and through.
	Are you a virgin?
	No, I'm not.
	So, no.
	Okay, maybe not through and through.
	You got me there.
	Okay.
	I guess I'm working towards it.
	Boom!
	I'm obviously getting older.
	Thank God that I'm younger and at least studying about this stuff so I can...
	But at least you understand.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, this is very interesting.
	So, all of you think that a woman...
	We'll give better advice to a guy to attract a woman.
	Fair?
	Well, I would say to attract, but to keep, no.
	But to attract, yes.
	How to approach a woman and stuff.
	We'll go on the track.
	To approach.
	Okay, fantastic.
	So, we're going to do a little game here, okay?
	And I like to play this game.
	I want to play a game.
	Anytime women think that, they think that, you know, their advice is good to attract women, right?
	So, the way this is going to go, and Mo's setting up the mics, uh...
	We're going to do a hypothetical, right?
	And what we're going to do is Fresh is going to act like a girl, right?
	And I want you to walk up to him, right?
	Or her in this case.
	And I want you to pretend to be the guy and use your strategies to go ahead and build attraction and get a number and potentially get a date.
	And honestly, we're not going to be super hard on you and be like, he's not going to act crazy and just curve you off rip.
	He's going to act like a normal woman will behave.
	If you met her out in the street or at a club or whatever scenario you want to pick.
	From Miami.
	So I'll let you pick the scenario.
	It could be a beach, it could be a club, it could be a grocery store, whatever you want.
	And I want you to walk up to him.
	Pick me up.
	And build attraction.
	If you can.
	And since you guys think that women know what it takes to get a woman, I want to see how you guys do this.
	Because this is a very revealing experiment whenever we do this.
	So real quick.
	Simple.
	Time and place and we'll set it up.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	Who wants to go first?
	I wanna go last.
	Alright, so I'm gonna go.
	I'll go first.
	Are the mics in here?
	You're at the supermarket.
	You're picking out peppers, okay?
	Okay, where's the supermarket?
	Publix?
	We in Walmart?
	It don't matter.
	You're at a supermarket.
	Give us a specific place.
	You're at Stop and Shop.
	Yeah, Stop and Shop, shopping for some red peppers.
	You know, for God knows what you're going to use them for.
	What time is it?
	It's probably like 6 p.m.
	Okay.
	Okay, we got out of work.
	I also went to go pick up some apples because I'm on my healthiness phase.
	So you're, you know, you're there standing.
	Got you.
	And the reason why we're doing this is because we're actually going to be very fair in the way he responds to you and how he deals with you.
	We want to know, because obviously, the way a woman's going to respond at a nightclub is going to be drastically different to how she leads you to a grocery store.
	So, and what we're going to do, just so you understand, we're going to give you very real...
	Responses to what girls would give.
	No, it hasn't happened to me, silly.
	Exactly.
	And here's the thing.
	You know what's funny?
	He's probably going to respond a way that you might have responded to a man approaching you.
	Yeah, I'm excited.
	So let's see how you deal with your own objections as a female.
	Facts.
	Okay.
	Oh no, you're going to get up and do this.
	Are you ready?
	Oh my god, girl!
	Let's do this!
	Sorry.
	That was really good, actually.
	Never mind.
	What's the scenario again?
	One more time.
	Stop and go.
	It's 6pm.
	After work.
	Yep.
	Okay, so I'm going to get out of the way here.
	Okay.
	He's first going to be here.
	I want you to approach him.
	Once I say, like, go, I want you to approach him and, like, how you would normally do it.
	Okay.
	As a guy.
	Okay.
	Get out of the way.
	Okay.
	All right, so...
	Excuse me.
	Can I have this?
	Got red pepper right there?
	Oh, yeah.
	Sure.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, thank you.
	I see you're also looking for red pepper as well.
	Did you know that actually if you select this type, it will give you more flavor?
	Really?
	I'm not sure if you cook, but just, you know, just thought you would want to know.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	All right.
	No problem.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	Oh, that recap.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	You keep bumping into me.
	Are you okay?
	All right, all right, guys.
	Yeah, this is funny.
	All right.
	I'm so sorry about that.
	You're really close to me.
	I'm sorry.
	Am I in your space?
	I just thought you was really beautiful and I just wanted to approach you.
	I understand if you don't want to talk back to me, but I just wanted to let you know that.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Sorry, I'm on the phone right now.
	Thanks.
	This is hilarious.
	I can't.
	Chris, pick up.
	Chris, pick up.
	That's it.
	Hey, girl.
	I wasn't at it.
	Yo, so, like, I'll come home right now.
	Crazy day today, you know?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hello, yeah?
	This guy's kind of creepy behind me.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Oh, really?
	You guys bumping into me.
	Really?
	We're going to go to...
	Where you at, though?
	Where you at?
	I'm at Stop and Go.
	It's like 6 p.m.
	here.
	I'm trying to get out of here real quick.
	Okay, if I was a dude, I would just leave.
	That's it.
	You miss one, you gain something.
	Alright, girl.
	You already called me, man.
	Alright, so Presh, can you tell her what she did wrong?
	No, for sure.
	Okay, so first of all, you were mad nervous.
	I can sense the energy, right?
	That's what guys do, right?
	You get nervous.
	And then, I get it, you were being indirect because you were telling me about Pepper, which is cool.
	The problem is your segue was terrible.
	I know, Presh, yeah.
	Hold on, hold on.
	So I'm right here.
	Turn around.
	You're like this.
	I know, but...
	And obviously you just said hi to me and talked to me, so I'm like...
	Well, you know, you...
	Let's say five minutes fast.
	And then you do it three times, I'm like, nigga, I'm right in front of you.
	No, we had a scene.
	So you made it awkward from the jump.
	And then you're so close to me, it's like, yo, I can't even breathe.
	Facts.
	So, listen, I get the...
	I should have read your body language is what it is, correct?
	Yeah, and also...
	Everything's body language.
	The moment I pick up my phone like this, and I'm like...
	I'm trying to ignore you.
	So, to be real, though...
	Confidence to push me was good, but the actual follow through, and the nudging was a total L. Facts, facts.
	I wouldn't even do a fact.
	How much if I did that to you?
	Not facts.
	You'd be like, what's wrong with this nigga?
	I agree with that.
	But definitely body language.
	So is it easy to get...
	It's definitely not easy, but it's something that women do admire, the bravery, I feel.
	Like, for example, I went to Puerto Rico just recently, and And it was packed.
	It was more, who knows, so many people, right?
	Out of all those people, literally, just two guys approached us three ladies.
	Question.
	Just three.
	Did they smash?
	So that takes a lot.
	No, not at all.
	There you go.
	But it takes bravery.
	Yeah, okay, but ladies want to smash.
	If you didn't smash it, it's for nothing.
	Anyhow, nice try.
	Yeah, facts.
	Nice try.
	So, not as easy as you think it is, right?
	Definitely not.
	I got this.
	So, okay, who wants to go next?
	Who's next?
	I got this.
	I got this.
	Okay.
	Hold on, you said that men give better...
	Well, I want one of the girls that said that women give better advice first.
	I think I got this, though.
	So, I want one of the girls that said that women do it better.
	Oh, you want to do it?
	Okay.
	So, before we...
	In this scenario, you're going to have two guys, two girls now.
	Because let's be honest here.
	Girls aren't by themselves often.
	They're typically with another girl.
	So, I want you to pick up Chris, and he's going to be with Fresh.
	Oh, wow.
	So, now you've got to deal with two people.
	Because, let's be honest, girls are always with someone else.
	Yeah, that's true.
	So, I need you to break through and introduce yourself and build attraction with both the girls.
	And the other thing, too, I want to say, guys, real quick...
	Quick little break here while they set up for the next one.
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	Yes.
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	Yeah.
	So guys, we're going to transition over to Rumble right now for the second scenario.
	Am I staying in the second scenario?
	It depends.
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	Yeah.
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	You can press one, man.
	One.
	Oh, camera one?
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, my bad.
	I should have did that.
	Okay.
	I'm the producer now.
	So, are we clear?
	Are we on rumble?
	So, what's the location, time, and place?
	You're before me at a Starbucks line.
	Okay.
	Okay?
	Alright.
	Okay, Starbucks.
	Okay.
	And then real quick, just so you guys...
	You know what?
	Both you girls can stay there so you guys can help each other out.
	That's fine.
	So she'll be your wingman.
	Okay?
	So you'll have a wingman and it'll be two girls.
	The other thing I also want to say is, guys, come on over to Rumble.
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	Alright.
	Without further ado, go ahead.
	We'll go into the roll.
	So, you're going to try to pick up Chris Mello.
	Let's see how you do it.
	We're in roll.
	Go ahead.
	No, you can't be drinking from something, because you're about to order something.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Okay?
	So we're just in line.
	Hey, beautiful.
	Yeah, can I have a latte, pumpkin spice, some basic bitch?
	Oh, latte, pumpkin spice, some basic bitch, with sprinkles and...
	What do you want, girl?
	Vanilla chai latte.
	Vanilla chai latte?
	Okay, cool.
	Okay.
	Christina and Freshina.
	Thank you!
	You want anything else?
	That's it, bitch.
	Okay.
	And I'll pay for it.
	Make sure to put it on my tab.
	Thank you.
	That was so nice.
	I'll get the same ass pretty lady over here.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Before you go, do you mind if I get your number real quick?
	I don't know you.
	Uh, you can get to know me.
	Okay.
	Here's my Instagram.
	Of course, yeah.
	We love that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There you go.
	Here's my Snapchat.
	Thank you.
	Make sure to text me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'd love to take you on a date, by the way.
	Okay, thank you.
	Of course.
	Take me on my Lambo.
	All right.
	Oh, your Lambo.
	Oh, yeah, Lambo.
	What color?
	Tipped $50.
	Jeez, ninjas.
	Girls truly have no game and live life on easy mode.
	You guys, keep going.
	Anything you want to say to the gentleman?
	He has a Lambo.
	What's your name?
	What do you have for Lambo?
	Why do I have a Lambo?
	I sell cars.
	I have a very...
	Thank you!
	I have a good company where I just sell cars and stuff.
	I sell very expensive cars.
	Oops, I dropped my hat.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Let me get that for you.
	Oh, my ass hurts.
	Oh, your ass hurts?
	Sorry.
	Girl, BBL is on point?
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you got my Instagram.
	We have our drinks.
	Anything else?
	Well, you look really pretty.
	That's all I wanted to say.
	Oh, thank you.
	Of course.
	I hope you have a beautiful night.
	Okay.
	Almost as beautiful as you.
	Thank you.
	Oh yeah, well, I mean, you know, I'm kind of hungry, though.
	Oh, let's go right now.
	Do you want to go out to a place?
	Poppy Steak!
	Poppy Steak!
	Poppy Steak, let's go!
	Oh my god, Poppy Steak!
	Poppy Steak!
	Okay, let's go.
	Alright, fast forward.
	Bitch, we need to go in the chains first.
	Oh, I can take you guys home.
	I'll wait and everything.
	Don't worry about it.
	We drove, we drove.
	Wait, she wants an outfit on the way?
	I have a cash app.
	The cash app?
	No, the cash app though?
	Are you going to cash app me first?
	What do you mean?
	Am I going to cash app?
	Yeah, because you want to go as an outfit, right?
	I'll buy you.
	Oh, you want to go with us?
	Yeah, do you guys want us to take you shopping real quick?
	Yeah, yeah, sure.
	It's the Brooklyn Mall.
	What store?
	Actually, I know something better.
	Again, we have VIP reservation at Fresco.
	We can go through there.
	There's going to be a store.
	Pass the mic to her so they can hear you.
	Melo, pass the mic to her when she's talking.
	Again, you know, there's going to be a store.
	There's also a store there if you would like.
	And then we can go to the reservation, yeah?
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay, that sounds awesome.
	So fast forward, we bought the stuff, we bought like 20 racks.
	No, no, no, but you know, we fast forward and we bought some clothes, like five sacks.
	Okay, now we're at Poppy's Steak right now.
	What's up?
	Oh, so what did you guys do earlier today?
	Fresh.
	Let's order something fresh.
	You know, something first, okay?
	Papi steak.
	What do you want?
	I want the biggest that you have.
	I want two drinks.
	Two espresso martinis.
	You want one two, right, bitch?
	I want three.
	Okay, give us like four.
	I'll get fucked up, girl, for this.
	Yeah.
	Also, I want the mac and cheese.
	I want the fish.
	And I want also as well...
	Why do you not try the...
	The calamari is really good too.
	They stop eating so much, it gives you gas.
	It's okay.
	It's free food, bitch.
	Okay.
	Pack it up later on.
	Okay, cool.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	Love you all.
	Thank you so much.
	So now we're eating now?
	We're eating, we're eating, we're finished.
	Alright.
	We had a good time.
	How was the food?
	The food was awesome.
	I'm glad.
	I'm really glad you did it.
	Listen, we have work tomorrow, so we have to go.
	But thank you for dinner.
	Of course.
	Do you guys need a ride home?
	What is Uber?
	Oh, let us pay for Uber.
	Oh, thank you.
	Of course.
	Can you put it to Club Live?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
	Whatever you guys want.
	Thank you.
	Because I live close by there, so it's just easier that way.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's totally fine.
	Thank you.
	Well, make sure to text me again next time you guys want to go out.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Of course.
	Nice meeting you.
	No problem.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	These dumb niggas.
	Oh my God.
	What the fuck?
	Yo, oh my God.
	So fresh.
	You want to tell them?
	Thanks, Tony, girl.
	Yeah, fresh.
	When do you guys want to explain to them how they royally fucked that one up?
	So, honestly, the approach in Miami is typical, and it does make the girl want to say yes and go with you.
	The problem is to close the girl, you can't just give them luxury and lifestyle.
	You need to give them a reason to want to fuck with you.
	Granted, though, you gave us options to say, okay, we can get free stuff from shopping with you and food at a pop restaurant.
	So who would say no to that?
	And then I can say I have to go to work or go somewhere else and get free food and clothes.
	Why not?
	And then you let us make the day happen.
	You know, say, I want to go, you know, some clothes.
	I want this.
	And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We told you where to go.
	As a man, you gotta tell me where to go.
	If not, I'm gonna control everything and fuck you up.
	I finesse you.
	Yo, see why now we should never listen to female dating advice?
	Oh my god, Myron.
	Should have proven it to you guys that you guys really don't know.
	Like, here's the thing.
	You just did all the shit you're not supposed to do, and now they used you, and now you're down thousands of dollars.
	Like, easily, you guys probably lost 10k doing this shit.
	That is true.
	FYI. In Miami.
	So, uh, yeah.
	Here, you want to take this?
	Was there anybody else?
	Me.
	Let's do her.
	I got this.
	Come on, my arena!
	My arena!
	Let's go!
	I got this.
	I can do this alone.
	I got this.
	Alright.
	Okay, what's the scenario then?
	I can do this alone.
	You're gonna wing her?
	Oh, okay, okay.
	Yeah, this is actually...
	Yeah, this is realistic.
	Yeah, what's the time and the place?
	Time in the place, Mary Brickle Village, 11.30pm.
	Goddamn, at night?
	At night.
	Okay, so right in front of the club, I guess.
	Hold on.
	Like, they're like, you know that pathway?
	Right in front of Blue Martini.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So the people know.
	Let me let the people know what this is.
	So, this place, guys, is a little area where there's a bunch of little shops and stuff like that.
	There's a lounge called Blue Martini right there.
	So, there's loud music and shit like that.
	Yeah, you have to zoom this camera out.
	Okay.
	Nigga's so damn tall.
	Too tall.
	So that's kind of what it is.
	Okay, so we're both there.
	We just came out of Blue Martini.
	Sorry, so let's see.
	We're going to have our backs turned to her, so let's see how she does this.
	Taking pictures, setting up where we're going to go next.
	This nigga really took the selfie.
	No!
	Okay.
	Greetings, huss.
	Y'all look mighty fine today, and I got a section at Vendome.
	I think y'all should slide.
	But first, let me get a 360, so...
	Excuse me?
	No, like, we got a section at Vendome, I got a Getty after, it's open crib.
	Let's go.
	No!
	Done.
	Yeah, what the fuck?
	It works, it works.
	Yeah, they'll just pull them away and walk.
	It works.
	It's like, yo, cause here's the thing, this is what she did, right?
	So I don't know her, or well him in this case, I'm the girl.
	Like, it's 1130 at night.
	She grabs me by the arm like this and pulls me like this.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	Yeah.
	And then she's like, oh, y'all look fine, blah, blah, blah.
	Already on some creeper shit.
	Clearly you see us that we're on the phone and like taking selfies and shit.
	Okay, yeah, you're right, yeah.
	And most of the time when a girl's outside of a club, you know this, right?
	Or any of the girls here know this.
	You're setting up your next play.
	You're going to go to the club.
	You're figuring shit out.
	And then she goes, oh, I got a section at Van Dome, blah, blah, blah.
	I'm like...
	Man, we already got 20 guys that got a section for us, and we know them, so we got a promoter.
	We're not going to go with you.
	And you just touched me randomly.
	Assaults!
	Yeah.
	Assaults!
	So, yeah, like, any situation like that, she's just going to grab her phone and walk away.
	Yeah, they do not do.
	On point.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, who else wants to see how useless they are?
	That's a fail.
	Ouch.
	Oh my god.
	Bro, that's it, that's it.
	That's it.
	We don't miss.
	We don't miss.
	Here's the thing.
	We didn't even give you guys hard objections.
	This is how women behave.
	You guys have probably done this shit to dudes too.
	We didn't even act crazy.
	We actually entertained conversations sometimes unless I felt like my safety was being threatened with her.
	Grabbing at me and shit at 11.30pm.
	I was going to say, my point was...
	That I wanted to make is, I don't think women should give dating advice ever.
	I think you guys suck at everything when it comes to that, and I'll explain why.
	So, when it comes to attracting a woman as a guy, right, clearly you guys can't do it.
	Like, you guys could give advice, but what I've realized with women is, when asked girls, hey, give me some advice to be a more attractive guy.
	What do you guys say?
	Be nice, be a gentleman, get her some flowers, be yourself.
	None of that shit actually works.
	And then when I actually put the rubber to the road and say, okay, I want you to behave like the guy and try to get the girl, y'all don't know what to do, right?
	Because women don't know what it takes to actually be attractive as a man.
	You guys know what's nice, what you like, but you don't know what's actually arousing.
	Also, it seems easy, but practicality and practical stuff of doing it, you don't know because, okay, guy coaches you, it goes well, okay, that was easy.
	But you don't know what he did, the whole process to actually make it happen and make it easy for you.
	And typically, the guy that fails is like, oh, it's super easy.
	I don't like this guy.
	He's weird.
	But you don't know why he's weird or why, for example, he was successful.
	Here's the other thing.
	What's your favorite food?
	I like tacos a lot.
	Tacos.
	I like pasta.
	Pasta.
	Pasta, steak.
	Pasta.
	Everything.
	You?
	Fufu with a goosey soup.
	Everything.
	What's fufu?
	What about you?
	I don't know what fufu is.
	Soup.
	I like matzo balls and gefilte fish with horseradish.
	The point is, you go to your favorite restaurant, right?
	And you eat your favorite food.
	You don't know what the chef had to do in the background to make that food taste that way.
	Seasoning.
	You just enjoy the end product.
	That's kind of how it is with men.
	Women don't really know what it takes for a guy to be attractive.
	They don't understand that male that they see in front of them that's being charismatic and has risen and everything.
	They don't realize that that guy had to go through hundreds if not thousands of hours of practicing and being more attractive and putting himself in a position Where he can actually be that guy.
	Like men don't wake up and say, I'm gonna be attractive now.
	Like we don't get that benefit.
	We have to go out there, learn, take L's, build ourselves up to do this.
	So a lot of times when you meet that guy and he's like, oh my God, he's so dreamy.
	Trust me, he failed many times to get to that point.
	And you guys just saw it now.
	You guys think you know what women want, but when the rubber meets the road, you're like, Fuck, this is weird.
	This is crazy.
	And we were being nice.
	Girls are a lot more dismissive.
	A lot of times it's like they'll just walk away or they'll curb you or no thanks.
	So...
	So I just find it interesting when girls say, oh yeah, women are better at giving advice.
	And I always say, you don't ask the fish, you ask the fishermen.
	And that exercise proves that every single time.
	That girls really don't know what it takes to be attractive as a man.
	Then on the other end, when it comes to a woman getting a guy, obviously men are superior for that because we'll tell you what it takes to actually keep a guy long term.
	Girls give each other terrible advice.
	Oh, fuck him, girl.
	He's a bum.
	Or, hey, why are you still with him?
	He's a loser.
	Or this other shit.
	What I've realized with girls is you guys give each other very destructive advice.
	Girls will be quick to tell your girl to break up with him.
	Yeah.
	Like, you guys don't try to find a way to, like, keep them together.
	Y'all say, you could do better.
	Just leave.
	Yeah.
	That's what girls do.
	Like, women are, like, way more likely.
	Well, you guys break up way more in relationships than we do anyway.
	Like, men almost never leave women.
	Women always leave men, though.
	The grass is all green on the other side.
	So, yeah.
	So, yeah.
	So, I genuinely believe that men, most of the time, are just better at both.
	Like, with giving advice on how to get girls and giving advice on how to keep a man for women.
	So, anyway.
	All right.
	Maybe I would be a virgin if I was a man.
	I guarantee if I took you guys and put you in a male's body, you guys would be sexless.
	You guys would literally be struggling.
	Yeah, you assaulted us.
	What else?
	Okay, ladies, you think dating advice in general is better for...
	Oh, we got that one.
	Ladies, be with a loyal man making 50...
	Yeah, y'all some assholes, man.
	Is that right?
	I don't know what that is.
	Reformed underscore Calvinist.
	Tipped $35.
	Guys, I think feminism is predicted in the Bible.
	Gen 316 God cursed Eve after she ate the forbidden fruit stating, Your desire shall be for your husband.
	Okay.
	I'm not a Bible guy fresh.
	What do you think?
	Agreed?
	I can see where he's going with that.
	Because Eve's arrogance to be equal or to put aside God's orders, to think she can bypass that, which is equality basically, could lead to that.
	So I can see where he's coming from.
	Alright.
	What do we got here?
	What's up next?
	Okay, think about this.
	It's very rare that someone would actually replace or throw out a working dishwasher unless it stops working or starts making noise.
	Same thing with a woman.
	What the fuck, bro?
	FNF hadn't used makeup remover on the ladies in a while.
	Name three countries.
	Alright, three countries.
	We'll start here with Argentina.
	That was a good one.
	Three countries.
	Spain, Netherlands, and Germany.
	Alright, cool.
	New Zealand, Brazil, and Vatican City.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I will go to Argentina.
	Sorry, I wish I told you this.
	No Argentina, no United States, no Mexico, or a country that someone else named.
	Okay.
	Italy, Greece, Spain.
	She said Spain.
	One more.
	Ten hours later.
	Finland.
	United Kingdom.
	Um...
	Japan.
	Konnichiwa.
	Costa Rica.
	Alright, okay.
	You?
	Damn.
	I was gonna say one of those.
	There's many more.
	Guatemala.
	Peru.
	One more?
	One more.
	Um...
	China.
	Alright.
	I struggled like last time, you remember?
	Wait, she got that from the chat?
	No, no, no.
	I didn't.
	One more.
	I swear I didn't.
	You guys can look.
	Nah, I don't see it here.
	You don't see it?
	Nah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	China was here.
	One more.
	Which one?
	Puerto Rico.
	Alright, you're fired, bro.
	I know you got this.
	Three countries, please.
	Repeat the question again.
	Just name three countries.
	Name three countries?
	Okay.
	Dominican Republic, Haiti, Nigeria.
	You can't use DR because she's from there.
	Okay.
	One more.
	I will say Haiti, Nigeria, and I will say Canada.
	Yep.
	Can't use Canada.
	What?
	Why?
	We said it.
	Can't use Canada.
	Nobody say that.
	We said you can't use U.S., Canada, or Mexico.
	Okay, one more.
	One more, one more.
	Did I not say Canada?
	No.
	No.
	You didn't say it.
	I didn't?
	No.
	So that's life.
	That's life.
	Thank you.
	We can give it to her.
	I mean, come on.
	I mean, she got authority.
	That's fine.
	All right.
	Good job.
	Damn, bro.
	We almost had...
	I was excited because I thought we were going to finally...
	For many shows, by the way, we haven't had a show where someone named three countries every time.
	Listen, the thing is, you can literally go back and look.
	I was not looking at the charts.
	But you said Puerto Rico, though.
	Yes, I know.
	I'm stupid for that.
	But the first three, I was not looking at it.
	Accountability?
	Accountability?
	I was excited.
	I literally thought we were going to have a record.
	Because what?
	It's been like...
	I'm sorry.
	Bro, it's got to be at least 50 to 100 shows that a girl hasn't...
	The whole panel hasn't named three countries.
	You know what's funny?
	The show we do, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
	People were sharing that shit all over.
	Oh, really?
	TikTok everywhere.
	Girls were actually laughing, too.
	They were like, it can't be this dumb.
	Alright, what's left?
	Okay, who let the...
	What?
	We're on Rumble now, what is it?
	Oh, wetback mechanic.
	Oh, wetback mechanic on the show?
	Bruh, some of these women on the show are dogs.
	Bow wow.
	What the fuck?
	Alright, chat stop being so mean towards the girl next to Fresh.
	She clearly has a lot on her plate.
	I do.
	And I like it, baby.
	So this is the thing.
	Let me tell you.
	Yeah, let me tell y'all something.
	Because this is the thing.
	Y'all don't get creative.
	Baby, I've been fat.
	I've been thick my whole life.
	Reformed underscore Calvinist.
	Tipped $35.
	But don't worry, fellas.
	We know how feminism ends.
	The same verse finishes with God stating, but he shall rule over you.
	Patriarchy win in the end.
	Facts, bro.
	Fair enough.
	Okay, so this is the thing.
	I've been thinking my whole life, I don't care about what y'all say about my body weight.
	Like, what?
	I don't care.
	Like, that's what I'm saying.
	Be creative.
	I'm good with my body, baby.
	I got places for you to grab.
	And things like that.
	There are men that are okay with skinny women.
	And there are men that are okay with fat women.
	Or thick women.
	So...
	I'm like, this is the thing.
	If you think on the show that I'm gonna be, ugh, because being big or like body shaming or things like that, you have to do better, man.
	Like, be creative.
	I'm good with my body.
	I love my thickness.
	I have a question, though.
	I don't like to be skinny.
	I love my thickness, baby.
	That's it.
	Okay, but I have a question.
	Be creative.
	Yeah.
	My question is, what if you and your man, you wake up in the morning, he's like, damn, I want to go on a three-mile hike up a mountain.
	Would you be able to do that?
	Baby, have you done that in your life?
	Yes, I have.
	You've been skinny.
	I have, yes, I have.
	I do, too, in Dominican Republic.
	I hiked up three miles.
	I have done that in Dominican Republic.
	You know, in Puerto Plata, when you have to go from the...
	Oh, they have high hills, for sure.
	I did that.
	I don't know.
	It just lowers your life expectancy.
	No, no, no.
	Let me tell you.
	Your body weight doesn't mean your strength when you do it.
	Yeah, it does.
	It helps your cardio when you're skinny.
	You don't die as fast.
	You know, your cholesterol levels are down.
	You're not susceptible to heart attacks.
	Diabetes.
	It's bad either way.
	It depends if you eat sugar, if you eat gluten.
	Maybe I'm biased because I just believe that there's no excuse why you can't go to the gym or run.
	But it's also optional, no?
	That's on you!
	I mean, it's optional, but if you're looking for a high-value man, I don't think he's going to choose you.
	That's on you.
	I don't, baby.
	I love my body how it is.
	Okay, that's good for you, but look where Lizzo's at.
	And Lisa is better than you.
	She got more money than you.
	No, she's not.
	She's a stupid liberal.
	That's what you think.
	I want to raise her.
	Do you want to raise me?
	That's what you think.
	I love Lisa.
	Lisa has her own shit.
	I do too.
	She got her money more than you.
	Doesn't she have a man?
	She don't care about half that.
	She's living her own life.
	You see, this is the thing.
	We're talking about the same thing people talking about.
	Body shaming.
	Body shaming my ass, baby.
	It's not body shaming.
	It's just caring about your health.
	I'm caring about my health.
	Do you know how I eat?
	Do you know what I eat?
	No.
	All the time, things...
	The chat wants you to step on a scale.
	Will you step on a scale?
	I don't care.
	I can't.
	So this is the thing.
	Let me tell you something.
	Not when, Trump.
	You can say, oh, you might eat pizza, you might eat pasta, you might...
	Baby, I'm allergic to gluten, I don't eat that shit.
	So where did it go wrong?
	Huh?
	Where did it, like, what went wrong?
	That's on your perspective.
	But that's on my perspective.
	That's what I'm looking at in front of me.
	Baby, you think being fat is a problem?
	That's all your insecurities, not mine.
	Why are you laughing?
	You are concerned about my health?
	I'm just going to say, the countries with the hardest working laborers are not fat.
	You know, the US has a problem.
	I believe, you know, with the McDonald's, the fast food, this, that.
	It's creating everybody to be fat.
	Everybody's lazy, they're fat, they want to eat.
	Alright, so I got the scale here.
	Yeah, let's go.
	I will step on it too.
	Don't worry.
	Okay.
	Do you want me to go first or you want to go first?
	I can go first.
	I don't care about that.
	I'm telling you.
	I don't care.
	Chris, it's time.
	I don't care about that.
	Let Chris do it too.
	No, I'm good, man.
	Come on, man.
	No, I'm fine, bro.
	Let me know, man.
	You good?
	Once I hit zero, then step on it.
	Go ahead.
	Okay, let's do that.
	I'm Gucci with my wife.
	Let's go.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	Self-love.
	There you go.
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	224. Ole!
	224?
	That's my weight.
	Yeah, and I love it.
	Baby, that's the thing.
	If you feel insecure about your body, that's how you...
	I'm not.
	I'll step on the scale, too, if you want.
	We can do a comparison.
	I'm not competing.
	This is the thing.
	Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
	Step on it, Ju.
	Come on.
	Let's go.
	Go ahead.
	Tell me when.
	Yeah, yeah, it's zero.
	Go ahead, just step on it.
	108. Damn, she wears two of you, bro.
	That's amazing.
	Oh, shit.
	You know how much investment I have in my body?
	I just don't know how you can function like that.
	Even when you're trying to help your man.
	You don't need to because you're skinny.
	When you're trying to provide for your man, the sexual needs.
	Do you have to lift the stomach up?
	Do you have to lift the stomach up?
	If you depend on your body to get mens, that's on you.
	I don't, but if I want a man who's high value, who's going to take care of me, he's not going to want a fucking fat girl.
	That's what you think, baby.
	Okay, but you're not going to be able to go on a morning walk or run with him because you're going to be like, that's what you think.
	That's not what I think, it's true.
	Maybe.
	That's what you think.
	Listen.
	Your insecurities are reflecting.
	I'm not insecure.
	I'm happy.
	If you want, we can race.
	How about this?
	How about this?
	We'll do a race after this.
	Okay.
	And we'll see who wins the race.
	I don't care.
	That's exactly the problem.
	She really should care.
	But I don't.
	And I'm okay with it.
	Okay, what's the next one, Chris?
	Hey, just real quick, just so you guys know.
	FYI, guys.
	Join the Cats Club absolutely for free, man.
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	You can watch this show on Cats Club and literally get in the chat, which is hilarious.
	And you can post memes in there.
	Are hilarious.
	Yeah.
	Anything else?
	Yeah, read this one.
	Read this one?
	Okay.
	And then we'll close out.
	She walked three miles in DR because the closest McDonald's is usually ten miles away.
	I don't get McDonald's.
	That got gluten, baby.
	The real front castle.
	Okay.
	Alright, so we'll get last thoughts.
	Be creative.
	Listen to what I'm saying.
	Real quick, we'll do last thoughts on the show.
	How's the show for you?
	Hate it, love it.
	How's the show?
	Perfect.
	I have fun.
	What's good?
	Yes.
	You don't say much.
	I don't know what else to say.
	What's good?
	Do you still want to be a side chick?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Well, he has applications for you.
	Yes, I have a job application for you then.
	Right after.
	Okay, perfect.
	Condom!
	Oh, okay.
	What about you?
	I love it as always.
	I like meeting the new people and talking to you guys.
	Yeah, very base for 18 years old.
	And a Jew, too.
	Thank you, Jew.
	She's an awesome Jew.
	Shout out to you.
	I like Jews.
	What about you?
	It was really funny.
	What was funny?
	Tell us the funniest part.
	Everything.
	The part of you slapping your guy or what?
	No.
	No, I regret that.
	You regret that?
	Oh, you do?
	No, no.
	Now you want to be accountable.
	You don't regret that.
	You can say what you really want to say.
	No, no, no.
	That day I apologized.
	When I did it, I apologized.
	After you did it?
	Yes.
	Chin did it in the first place.
	Listen, you were laughing the whole time she was talking.
	Why were you laughing?
	No, I was not laughing.
	Bruh.
	Come on, man.
	Keep it real.
	I know why you were laughing, but tell him.
	No, I was not laughing.
	How dare you?
	You weren't smiling?
	What?
	You weren't smiling?
	What do you mean?
	What you speaking?
	She's a terrible liar, bro.
	There you go, bro.
	She's a terrible fucking liar, bro.
	Okay.
	No wonder if she'll smack her nigga around.
	Hey, I know you're lying.
	Shut up.
	You don't see nothing.
	Shut the fuck up.
	What about you?
	It was rough today, damn.
	What was rough?
	You were not here the last time I was here.
	No, but that part...
	It has been worse, but go ahead.
	No, but that part, yeah.
	Oh, it gets worse than that, oh yeah.
	What was rough?
	That part, or are you failing with this guy?
	No, I mean, I like that I did that because I put myself in your shoes.
	What did you learn from that?
	Honestly, just be a little more appreciative in the sense of when they approach.
	Because we do say we want this and that, but it does take a bit...
	You know.
	Having raised is harder than you thought, huh?
	Yeah.
	But...
	I'm telling you this, you got curved.
	You had no aura.
	I would have curved myself.
	Okay?
	I would have curved myself.
	I know what happened there.
	You had no aura.
	Yeah.
	You had negative aura.
	Like, bro, I went to go take a piss.
	I came out.
	She was still trying to work out.
	I was like, bro, I was like, oh...
	Nigga, I got his back to you.
	When I saw you called Chris, it was so bad.
	Negative words.
	Persistence, persistence.
	Shout out Detox.
	She said persistence.
	You're going to say Providence?
	Nigga, you better get arrested.
	Shout out Rhode Island.
	Shout out everybody.
	So, thank you for having me.
	Trying to get arrested.
	Yeah, sure.
	Hashtag me too.
	She needs your Providence facts.
	Go on, chill it.
	What about you?
	You have to provide the police support soon.
	Both the times that I've been on here, I really enjoyed it, to be honest.
	I really enjoyed putting up that performance because I ended up learning that girls can't be gold diggers.
	You're right.
	No, they are.
	Majority of the time, they are.
	If they say you have a lot of money, they're going for that right there.
	Yeah, take a shopping.
	I was offering everything.
	Like, literally just putting my money on the table.
	Like, I should not be doing it.
	She would be that frustrated nigga.
	Like, put your arrow.
	He spent 10K and they don't want to fuck you.
	Insane.
	Yeah, you'd be a simp.
	You'd be a trick.
	100%.
	Yeah, you'd be paying for pussy, bro.
	Big time, man.
	Like, niggas like you, I'd have to say, like, you just gotta get a hooker, bro.
	But you know what's crazy, though?
	That's typical in Miami.
	That's how game is ran, and it's funny because girls just use it as a leverage.
	Question, have guys tried that shit on you?
	I'm gonna take you shopping and shit.
	Yeah, they're in my message requests on Instagram, but I ignore them.
	Enter the mic.
	So why did you try it on him?
	I don't know.
	They have no game.
	They have no fighting.
	It doesn't work with you, but you're like, let me try it.
	Let me try it.
	You can't even lie.
	I didn't just come up offering my money like that.
	You did!
	You said it!
	You did with your wallet.
	Well, you're right.
	I did offer to pay for your drink, but I mean, that's a regular...
	Thank you.
	That's a regular thing to do.
	No, it's not.
	Well, I mean, yeah.
	If it won't work on you, it won't work on us.
	Pause.
	Anyhow.
	All right.
	Need some help.
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	Good thing you're not a guy, huh?
	That's a great thing, actually.
	You'd be an incel.
	What about you?
	I love it.
	So, it's good.
	I love it.
	I enjoy it a lot.
	I'll say this.
	You handled yourself very well on the show.
	You are a great singer.
	And props to you for being tough.
	Yeah.
	I am.
	Wait, why are you clapping?
	Because it takes a lot.
	Just like it takes a lot for a guy to approach, it also takes a lot for someone to stand out for themselves and just, you know, speak, speak, speak.
	I want to make sure.
	I just lost hope from last time.
	It's okay.
	Chris is fat too.
	Don't feel bad.
	Okay, what else do we got here?
	Last few here.
	Chat, stop being so mean towards a girl next to Fresh.
	She clearly has a lot.
	Oh, okay.
	Question for ladies.
	What are some traits and things that a guy you see or dating goes that turns you off and makes you lose attraction or an interest for him?
	All right, well, how many more chats do you got?
	Yeah.
	That last one?
	Okay, we'll do this one.
	Fire round.
	No, there's more.
	There's four more?
	Yeah.
	Are they questions or just comments?
	I don't know.
	All right.
	One thing, ladies.
	I'll read the other ones, and then I want you guys to think of one thing that pisses you off that a guy does on a day.
	Like an ick.
	Yeah.
	Myron, have you noticed that women that lean far right are way more attractive physically anyways?
	Ratings from Myron.
	Blondie, four.
	Palestine Killer, eight.
	Snicker, bro.
	Squidward, one.
	Girl in white, six.
	Attractive girl, seven.
	I think God hates me, zero.
	You guys are some assholes.
	That's from Google, man.
	Albo A says, women have a big problem with America electing a felon to become president, but have no problem opening up their wombs and letting actual felons get them pregnant and turn their bits into single mothers.
	That's actually true, Albo A's.
	Shout out to all the black women out there that do that dumb shit.
	Based on the roleplay, these women will be that one guy wearing a trench coat running up on random women, flashing them open.
	There's a woman out there thirsty enough to fall for it.
	Yo, that's fucking funny, bro.
	Shout out to FNF. Ladies, what is cheating to you?
	Also, why did you guys hit your man?
	Do you feel like you gained some kind of power also?
	Do you guys believe in man's authority?
	Well, we know why she hit him when she explained that.
	He lied to her.
	She felt tried.
	Yeah, she felt tried.
	Disrespective.
	And anything else?
	Ladies, if you are or were to become a single mom, who comes first in a relationship?
	Your new man, your child, or your baby dad?
	Also, would you let your new man discipline your child if they acted up without you around?
	Okay, who's going to come first?
	Your child, guys?
	Or your man, or your baby dad?
	Child, period.
	Child?
	Yes.
	Child across the board?
	Child across the board?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, bro.
	It's always going to be the kid, nigga.
	You must be new here.
	Yeah.
	And then what was...
	And then...
	Oh, one more thing.
	That's ick.
	Oh, yeah.
	Ick.
	Biggest thing that pisses you off about a guy.
	Last one.
	First, I'm looking for a white girl to make me a sandwich.
	Butt naked.
	Every time I snap my fingers, my question, ladies, do you think women with children are entitled to be picky and turn on men the same way women with no children does?
	Absolutely not.
	Okay.
	Well, we'll ask you, do you think you could be as picky as you were prior to having a child?
	Two kids?
	No.
	I'm saying I would want to be more picky because...
	Oh, you're going to be pickier?
	Of course, no.
	Somebody else is...
	I mean, you know, somebody else is giving an example, so I got to make sure now I'm checking myself and the next person.
	Damn.
	David Porter.
	So your standards have gone up since you've had two kids?
	Yes, in the sense of I learned from prior mistakes and again, I would want them not to repeat.
	Fair enough, but do you think that this higher status guy that you have standards for now, do you think he's gonna want you in return since you have two kids and you're older?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I have no problem.
	No, but does he have a problem?
	Yeah, you think?
	I mean, it's harder for some guys, of course.
	Not everybody's built for it, that's a fact, but my person gotta obviously...
	Alright, nigga, you're cooked, man.
	I want the calculator, bro.
	Get the calculator real quick.
	I gotta get the calculator on this one.
	If you picked wrong the first two times, what makes you think that you're not gonna pick wrong again?
	But that's what I'm saying.
	You get better standards, better...
	I guess.
	It's just more like your selection of men lessons.
	Especially like the high-value ones?
	Like, no.
	No, lessons for sure in the sense of what you're going to do.
	Put that calculator out, man.
	You gotta do it.
	You gotta do it, Chris.
	I feel that.
	Alright.
	Okay, now the ick.
	We'll start here.
	One thing that a guy does that pisses you off?
	Makes you turn off immediately.
	I think that I'm going to be attracted because they're showing me their bank account.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Trying to flex money.
	Yeah.
	Here we go.
	If I see that he has a wandering eye while I'm in front of him, that's like a really big ick to me.
	Because it's like, okay, while he's in front of me, guys are going to look like realistically, they see a fat ass, they're going to turn around, do a whole 360 with their neck.
	But if you do it in front of me, then that just shows that you really have no damn respect for me at all.
	But what if that girl has something that you lack?
	I don't know.
	That shouldn't be my problem.
	Like, if I'm in front of you, there should be some sort of respect for me on the table.
	Like, mind you, I'm not stopping you from looking.
	Because women are beautiful, respectfully.
	Like, they're beautiful.
	Obviously, you never did it, niggas.
	So, good luck with that one.
	What about you?
	For me, it's saying they're going to do something and they don't do it or no actions behind anything.
	I feel like when they speak, they feel accomplished versus them doing it.
	Okay, real quick.
	Minimum age, maximum age.
	We're going to put your dream guy in here for you since you have these high standards.
	Okay, minimum age that he's got to be for you.
	Minimum age?
	I'd say 35. Okay, maximum age.
	Say 40. Okay.
	Minimum height is your dream guy.
	5'9", 5'10".
	I'm 5'7".
	5'9", or 5'10"?
	This will 5'10".
	5'10", alright.
	Race?
	It don't matter.
	Black, Dominican, Indian?
	Hispanic, it don't matter.
	You can be anything.
	It don't matter.
	Alright.
	Highest education level completed.
	Highest education level completed.
	At least high school.
	At least high school.
	Okay.
	Income.
	What's the bare minimum income he's got to make per year?
	Minimum at least $60,000, $50,000, $60,000 minimum.
	$60,000?
	I mean, you have two kids though.
	Two income?
	I mean, that's a good start.
	Compared to two bums that are living with women, why not?
	Okay.
	So $60,000.
	Can he be married?
	No.
	Okay.
	Can he be obese?
	No.
	No.
	This is the most accurate representation of men.
	It comes from the CDC and the U.S. Census Bureau.
	You have a 1% chance guy.
	Congratulations.
	And why?
	Because income, right?
	You are fairly delusional.
	She said $60K per year.
	To meet a guy that meets those prerequisites, $60K per year, 5'10 plus.
	But I feel you, I feel you.
	Well, here's the thing.
	And I love to do this calculator because I don't think women understand how rare some of these guys are that you want.
	Facts.
	So this guy's less than 2% of the population.
	I can't.
	And we haven't accounted for guys that are, like, gay, or not a lot, like, not, they don't have any res, or they're weird, like, he's ugly.
	Like, personality, this doesn't even account for that.
	This is just the guys across the board.
	Awkward!
	So, here's the thing.
	If he's only 2-3% of the population, like, and he can get maybe a girl that doesn't have kids, you think he's gonna pick her over you?
	No.
	That's younger?
	No, no.
	So do you think you should lower your standards, maybe, or no?
	I mean, they aren't, like, crazy high.
	What I'm saying is they are higher from what I had.
	Well, technically they are.
	Yeah.
	If only less than 2% of the men meet those requirements, they're kind of crazy.
	I guess.
	I'll take a look back.
	Alright, Shay and Laura understand us.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Well, now you know that the guy you want is less than 2% of the population.
	Okay, what else we got?
	That's it?
	One ick from a guy that you don't like.
	I will say like when they try to like pull you up like so bad.
	They try what?
	Like, when, like, they try to, like, get, like, Riz so, like, so bad.
	Riz?
	No, Riz, like...
	Riz?
	Oh, they suck at flirting.
	Or they try to, they try too hard to flirt.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Damn, I wish we had seen what she does.
	She probably sucks, too.
	Terrible.
	Alright, what about you?
	Because you ain't got no Riz, I'll tell you that.
	Facts.
	She's super monotone.
	Yeah, he is.
	No, it is.
	I slap him.
	Yeah.
	Alright, what about you?
	No Instagram.
	If he's a beta male.
	Okay.
	Alright, fair enough.
	What about you?
	When they lie to me.
	When they lie to you.
	When they don't say the truth.
	Yeah, they lie to me.
	Don't worry.
	Every time my English words.
	Trust me.
	Trust me.
	He'll never lie to you.
	Yeah, he'll never lie to you.
	Okay.
	That's actually very true.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I believe it.
	You believe it?
	Yeah.
	I believe it.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	Guys, I hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
	We pulled out a bunch of stuff.
	The scenarios, the thing.
	Chris even came on screen.
	Y'all got to see him for a bit.
	By the way, your chats were hilarious, guys.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Your donations, your chats, you guys were hilarious.
	Castle Club, just so you guys know, we're going to have a schedule out.
	Or do we have a schedule?
	Yes.
	Please bring the schedule real quick.
	Okay, we'll pull it up real quick.
	Here it is.
	Here's the schedule, guys, for the rest of the month.
	I did the fitness one yesterday.
	That's going to be posted.
	Dating with Casey is going to be this weekend.
	Networking, we're fresh.
	That's premium.
	And then we got a Zoom call with you ninjas on, was it Tuesday or Wednesday?
	Tuesday.
	Tuesday because of Thanksgiving, right?
	So that's going to be...
	We might have to do a podcast Monday and then Tuesday.
	And then take Wednesday, Thursday off maybe.
	We'll figure that out though.
	We'll figure that out for you.
	But other than that guys, that's the schedule for Cals Club.
	Guys, if you're not a member of Cals Club, you can join absolutely for free.
	Put your email down right now in the description, top of the description.
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	And then when you do the Zoom calls, the Zoom calls are paid.
	You've got to be a paid member.
	But we do give one or two out free a month.
	So, love y'all, niggas.
	What do we got next?
	That's it?
	Yeah.
	That's it?
	I think that's it.
	Okay, we got one more from...
	What's the guy?
	David Porter.
	Okay, David Porter says, Mexican Chris Farley been capping all night with that cap instead of adopting a child.
	How about adopting a diet first?
	Hey, you fucking asshole, man.
	Alright, man, we out of here, bro.
	Alright, man, we out of here, nigga.
	Guys, we'll catch you guys on Monday for a Money Monday show unless we've got a guest or no?
	Monday's, it's not, it's not a, it's not Thanksgiving?
	No, that's Thursday.
	Thursday?
	Yeah, Thursday.
	It's always the last Thursday of the month.
	Oh, well, we'll figure it out.
	Yeah, so I think we'll have Money Monday for you guys, and then we'll probably do maybe the Womanizer Wednesday on Tuesday for you guys.
	Yeah, Tuesday.
	Instead of Wednesday.
	But anyway, we love you guys.
	Catch you guys next week, Monday.
	Call and show.
	The nigga, what's the name of it?
	Nigganomics or some shit?
	Niganomics.
	Niganomics?
	Niganomics?
	Some shit?
	Yeah.
	Niganomics.
	See you guys then.
	Peace.

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