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Oct. 16, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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Castillo VS 20 Women Reaction

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	Thank you.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Friendship Podcast, man.
	We got a reaction that we're going to be covering.
	20 versus 1.
	Let's get into it, guys.
	guys.
	Let's go.
	And we're back.
	We're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh A Podcast, regular edition.
	It's Wednesday, man.
	We got a 20 versus 1 reaction for you guys because you guys get a lot of RP gems from watching this stuff.
	So, you want to talk about the topic because you kind of came with it?
	Yeah, so we went to Silent TV a couple months ago in the UK. We did our own show, but they did a breakdown with Castillo.
	Shout out to him, you know, bruv.
	About his pick of girl he wants.
	And it's funny because these actual videos you can see in real time, their reaction to a guy with status or money or sometimes just a regular guy, and you can see in real time what's happening with some RB troops in there.
	So let's react to it.
	And then you're going to see as well, Castillo, his smoothness being a G. Shout out to him.
	Yeah, so we'll get right into it.
	And guys, Casco.TV, man, join the Brotherhood, man.
	Join in there.
	That's where we do a lot of coaching.
	We actually had a space earlier.
	We're answering a bunch of questions.
	Q&A. Yes.
	So join us.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	So to the mandem.
	Here we go.
	No Frank.
	How many followers you got on there?
	1,500.
	How long have you been doing it?
	Like nearly two years.
	Nearly two years and you've got 1,000?
	That's a lot.
	Might be time to get dressed babes.
	Big Man Tingya is Castillo and today I'm looking for the one man.
	It's simple.
	Each round the girls are trying to impress me in hopes of getting in the green circle.
	Now if you find yourself in a red circle then the round is over and you're out man.
	The last girl standing will get a thousand pounds and a second date with me.
	So let's get into it, babe.
	Let's bring in the girls.
	Money and a date.
	That's your winning prize.
	Hello.
	How are you?
	I'm Leila.
	I'm 26.
	And I'm from your dreams.
	Oh, wow.
	Green, bruv.
	Obviously.
	It's got to be.
	Hold on.
	Hi.
	Would you give her a green or red?
	That was a really corny joke.
	So I would have done what women normally do, and I would have said, oh, that was corny, and then make her qualify to me again.
	Like, that was cheesy.
	Come with a better line.
	Because that's what women do to men all the time.
	Yeah.
	Like, you'll give a cheesy pickup line, and then they won't, like...
	It depends.
	Sometimes they'll laugh and be a good sport about it, but a lot of them will be bitches and be like, oh, that's corny.
	Say something else.
	So I would do that same treatment to them.
	Okay.
	That's fair.
	Especially a girl like her.
	I guarantee you.
	She's heard that before.
	So, and she's probably given some guy shit for it.
	So, yeah.
	Girls have no game.
	They really don't have any game.
	No game at all.
	If you guys don't believe me, install Bumble and then go ahead and watch girls give you stupid ass, hi, hello.
	They'll give you all the same lines that they complain that men give them.
	I think they made it two-way now.
	They stopped the one-way for girls.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	So you can message them now?
	I think they changed it, yeah.
	Oh.
	Probably, you know what?
	Because girls weren't messaging.
	They weren't.
	Yeah.
	No connection.
	That's what it is.
	Yeah.
	Girls weren't messaging.
	They only know how to be in the environment and the vicinity to get approached, but to actually do approaching is hard.
	Even online.
	And the other thing, too, is that I think dating app developers, they probably don't want to admit this publicly, but one of the biggest things they probably deal with is like...
	Figuring out girls that are there to promote their OnlyFans, promote their Instagrams, Venmos, cash apps, e-transfers if you're in fucking Canada.
	Because a lot of girls use these dating apps just to get money from dudes.
	Or they use it to get attention.
	So that is tough for a dating app developer to get rid of all these girls that come in.
	Because they're kind of like cancer to your thing.
	Because they come in and they pollute the fucking market space.
	Because...
	The men are the ones that pay.
	So if they're the ones that pay, you need to keep them happy.
	And then you get these girls coming in that are trying to take your market share, trying to take money from these dudes that should be going to you.
	So that's why a lot of girls get banned.
	Whenever a girl...
	Big red flag for you guys, by the way.
	A girl tells you that she gets banned off dating apps?
	Bruh, that's a big fucking red flag.
	I wonder why.
	That she's probably doing some type of sex work on there.
	Or trying to get niggas to pay her money.
	Or she's trying to grow her Instagram.
	That's a big red flag, actually.
	Or followers, too.
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah.
	So...
	All right, gotcha.
	Let's go back to it.
	Hello, I'm Sofia.
	I'm 22.
	Stand next so I can see you for more.
	Hey, come on.
	I'm Sofia.
	I'm 22 and I'm from Manchester.
	Nigga, I would have given her the red circle off-rip before she even opened her mouth.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Red circle immediately.
	Bro, before she even opens her mouth, I'm like, red circle, you want to know why?
	Because you opened your mouth too fucking much.
	That's why we have the problem here, fat ass.
	Wait a minute.
	The fuck, man.
	It's an all-white background.
	We can't really see what's happening, right?
	Nigga, you could tell.
	I saw from her face.
	Yo!
	I knew right away that bitch was fat, man.
	Manchester?
	Are you from Manchester?
	Fucking eat Chester is where she's from.
	Holy.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	Fuck outta here, man.
	You play again.
	I didn't know there was a red circle for you.
	Come on.
	What?
	Nigga, what?
	Yo, it's this nigga here, bro.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	We have an urge to win the big bati, okay?
	It's the big bati, bro.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	Castillo, man of my heart, bro.
	I get it, bro.
	I get it.
	You saw the cheeks and was like, this is one I could keep on a Tuesday or Thursday, bruv.
	I already know what you're saying, bro.
	But look, look, look.
	Listen, Bills, you know what I'm trying to say, right?
	At this point, bro, he's like, you know what?
	Slow Tuesday, bro.
	It is what it is.
	Yeah, Slow Tuesday.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	That's what it must be because...
	That boy just doing it for content.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	I'm just saying.
	Because ain't no way.
	I know Myra's like, hell no, bro.
	Myra said, forget the day show.
	I'll see y'all on that podcast.
	I'm out.
	I'm out.
	That's what he said.
	He said, hell no.
	He said, hell no.
	Okay, hold on.
	Would you say yes?
	Of course.
	Nah.
	Niggas options, what?
	Nah, actually not.
	You want to say yes, Mo?
	Mo has standards?
	I actually draw the line with hoodness and get on this.
	Is that the hood, Manchester?
	Missogony.
	Probably.
	Like...
	Because I did used to have a thing for Hutchings, but now it's like, nah!
	I'm the light.
	The first one was the baddest one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but we'll see the lineup because, bro, it's looking terrible, bro.
	But that's England.
	Just so you guys know, England is like the fucking great city of mids, man.
	We only saw bodies in the club.
	Outside was not looking good, bro.
	Yeah, bro.
	They got no talent in England, bro.
	At all, bro.
	I'm telling you.
	No one got talent like that, man.
	All right.
	Let's keep going.
	It was scary, though.
	Very scary.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	We in the hood for real.
	We in the hood.
	This chick is a fucking big L. Hey, y'all.
	Whoa.
	All right.
	Let's roll it.
	Do that when you see me.
	I've seen you before somewhere.
	I saw it on.
	But it's UK. Don't fight nobody off of it.
	No, no, no.
	Come on, I'm going to behave for you.
	Come on, come on.
	How tall are you?
	Five foot nine.
	Green, man.
	Green, you like tall girls here?
	Come on.
	Cool.
	Yes, yes.
	Yes, yes.
	Hello.
	I'm Dave.
	I'm 52 and I'm from Luton.
	You say Dave?
	Yeah.
	Wait, what?
	50 what?
	52?
	Did she say 52?
	No, no.
	Achoo?
	She said achoo.
	Wait, 52?
	She got to be trolling.
	Let's rewind that a little bit.
	There's no way she said 52.
	Hey, my name is Randall.
	Stand there, stand there, stand there.
	Let me see.
	I've seen you before somewhere, I swear to God.
	But it's UK. Big man, don't fight nobody off of here.
	No, no, no, come on, I'm going to behave for you.
	Come on, come on, how tall are you?
	Five foot nine.
	Green, you're that tall girl, yeah?
	Come on.
	Yes, yes.
	Yes, yes.
	Hello.
	I'm Dave, I'm 52, and I'm from Dayton.
	You say Dave?
	Yeah.
	Red mouth.
	52?
	Not your thing.
	52 is crazy.
	Her name is Dave.
	Well, the name is Dave.
	That's a parent's fault.
	No, I think that's where she's from is Dave.
	No, I think her name is Dave.
	That's her name, bro.
	Damn!
	Parents be doing that.
	Yo, that's crazy!
	Parents be doing that.
	52 is crazy, though.
	Okay.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, God.
	That's wild.
	You don't look 52, but...
	Hey.
	Makeup, bro.
	What's your name?
	Alexis.
	I'm 22, and I'm from Sheffield.
	You sure you're 22?
	Where's your ID at, man?
	For sure.
	You're definitely 22.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't know, I've read.
	Sheffield?
	She said she's from Sheffield?
	I wouldn't even ask her her name.
	I'd be like, you're the Hamburglar, Red.
	Yo!
	You're the Hamburglar?
	And here's the other thing.
	The other girl that came...
	I don't know why...
	Bro, he let that hood chick in, but that other girl, the 22-year-old, she's cuter than her.
	Yeah.
	And even the 52-year-old bitch, she doesn't have ugly face.
	The tattoos kind of piss me off.
	Yeah.
	But that's fine.
	Like, I mean, I would have put...
	Like, he's got some...
	If you're going to pick the fucking...
	The marshmallow bitch...
	And then the fucking, you know, hair hat hooligan.
	Like, bro, why are you curving those other two?
	Maybe he's being nice.
	I don't know, bro, but that's...
	Whatever, man.
	Yo, this is a bad lineup, bro.
	Who picked this lineup?
	Oh, no.
	Probably Chris.
	Probably Chris, huh?
	Probably Chris.
	Wow.
	Chris is recruiting for this show, too.
	Must be for stand on TV. Yo!
	No, but...
	Oh, man.
	But, you know, he's doing his thing.
	This one is crazy, though.
	This one's crazy.
	All right.
	Let's see what he does with this big one.
	I want to see, too.
	This big one is crazy.
	He's going to put her in the green.
	Man of Harpoons.
	Man of Harpoons.
	He's probably going to put her in the green, I bet.
	Her name is Dave, though.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	No, that was the other girl.
	That was Dave.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I thought he said she was from Dave.
	Oh nah, that's her name.
	That's wild.
	Alright.
	You from the UK, you try not to get cancelled, you gon' put her in green.
	Where you from?
	Um, Essex.
	So you do like a little 360 team?
	Yo, I was thinking wild.
	Red Steel.
	Alright, alright.
	Okay, okay.
	Red Steel.
	Hey, you wanna go on?
	I'm Tia.
	I'm 26.
	I'm from Battersea.
	26 from Battersea.
	OK, OK. Do a little 360.
	Let me see.
	I like the shoes and that.
	Come on.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let me see.
	Let me see.
	Let's go with green.
	Yo!
	Nigga, man.
	Yo.
	Hi.
	I'm Keebu.
	I'm 25 from Central London.
	From Central London.
	Right in Central Oxford Street.
	That's where you're from?
	No, Marlavan.
	You got money.
	Do like a 360.
	Yo, you are green.
	No, I don't usually dabble in the dark.
	Come on, stand there.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	It's the Bills type.
	That's green, right?
	Hold on, you said that's the Bills type.
	I got to figure out some more.
	I don't know how she's living in that ritzy area.
	She does some kind of sex work, bro.
	Because he even asked her, hey, are you rich or some shit like that?
	Yeah, like how the fuck?
	Because I know that area that she mentioned.
	Nigga, I'm a tourist.
	How the fuck do I know?
	Like that...
	Red flag.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	We'll see.
	Fitting.
	Yeah, we'll see what happens.
	Let's see.
	Get some more information.
	But it's fine.
	He puts her in the green for now.
	Maybe he wants to find out more.
	I'll accept that.
	Listen, every now and then, the dark isn't that bad, you know?
	The dark isn't that bad.
	Every now and then.
	Keyword is every now and then.
	It's not about to be black every now and then, you know?
	What?
	Let's see what this is right here.
	Hello.
	Hello, hello.
	It's your girl Abigail Asante.
	Big man team.
	27.
	Just turned 27.
	Happy birthday to me.
	And it's from Hackney.
	No, no, no.
	That makes me one of a kind.
	Big man team.
	Red or green?
	It's not your show, brave.
	Relax.
	Do you like a little twist?
	Yeah.
	Definitely green still.
	Yo, what?
	Okay, stand right there.
	What's your name?
	Elza.
	Elza.
	Okay, how old are you?
	25.
	25.
	Where else are you from?
	Enfield, North London.
	Enfield.
	Elza, I'm not gonna lie to you bruv, you're 100% a green.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	That's Bill's turn.
	Yo, come through, come through, stand there.
	Hi, my name's Lakala.
	I'm 31 and I'm from South London.
	31?
	Whereabouts in South London?
	Sydney.
	Okay, okay.
	I like what I see.
	I like the dressing.
	I got the toes out in that.
	I like the toes.
	Get me.
	I like it.
	I like it.
	Do like a little spin.
	Yeah, yeah, definitely green stuff.
	You saw the ass!
	You saw the ass!
	Tell her you, bro!
	Nice, nice, nice.
	She's not close.
	Can we get a little more snow in this weather, bro?
	What's going on?
	Where am I from?
	Fenty.
	Fenty.
	Okay, okay.
	I like the hair, you know.
	It looks good still.
	It's not her hair.
	It's not her hair.
	You know what?
	That hair is very, very nice.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	I love the baby hairs.
	She bought it.
	Just for that.
	It's a green still.
	She got the receipt.
	I like her fit.
	I like her fit.
	Hello.
	What's good?
	What's good?
	Stand there?
	What's your name?
	Sabrina.
	Sabrina.
	Okay, okay.
	I'm 30 from Cambridge.
	From Cambridge?
	Nice, nice, nice.
	Got some pretty eyes.
	Oh, thank you.
	Your contacts?
	No.
	Oh, that's you?
	Yeah.
	Nice, nice.
	I like the blend as well.
	Oh, thank you.
	Get me.
	Do you know what I like?
	I'm not going to lie.
	You've got, like, the nice little cankles with the soft knees.
	Straight away.
	He likes the cankles?
	Not going to lie.
	How many...
	Right, how many is there...
	Cankles?
	Big man team.
	Oh my goodness.
	Hey, what is good?
	Stand right there.
	Yo, what's good?
	What's your name?
	I'm Mimi.
	I'm 20 from Cambridge.
	20 from Cambridge.
	Yeah.
	Not going to lie, I don't want to be on the register, brother.
	Get on the register.
	You know you want to be on the register.
	Big man too.
	I don't want to be on the register.
	What's your name?
	Jadine.
	Yeah, I'm 36.
	And I'm from South London.
	South London.
	You're kind of a cheat code right now.
	Yeah, you do.
	Just for cheating, I got up here in the red because I already know you.
	Yo, Mo, I like her for you, bro.
	I bet you do.
	Tell me, if I'm on a blind date with her, you won't like her?
	I've had worse.
	I've had worse for less.
	Worse?
	I think she's bad, bro.
	What you mean?
	I've had nigga motherfuck anything.
	Have you not caught on to this yet?
	I've had worse for less.
	He's like you three years ago, nigga.
	He's like you three years ago.
	He'll lie though.
	He'll lie though.
	Listen, bruh.
	Mo's that guy.
	Don't mind no Mo.
	You're that guy, bro.
	Nah, nah.
	I've been here and there.
	That's all.
	Okay, okay.
	No, but the lineup is crazy though.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	It is crazy.
	Yeah, I mean, he actually had like two that aren't that bad.
	Like, the one in the white isn't bad.
	Like, she's 22.
	I guess he disqualified her because of her age.
	And then the other one, I mean, 52 is crazy, but she's better than these other chicks in that fucking green.
	Her name is Dave, though.
	That is weird, but that's fine.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And here's the other thing, too.
	It's probably not her...
	She probably has a weird government name.
	Oh, might be.
	But for the show...
	Yeah, for the show, she's using that thing.
	So, like, you know, that's kind of an insider thing with me and you, because, bro, how many times do we bring bitches on this show and they don't say their real name?
	Yeah, like Star...
	Yeah, they say weird shit.
	Or Fish, you know?
	Starfish.
	Because their government is, like, some awkward shit.
	Which, by the way, for you weirdos, you don't use your government.
	I've explained this a million times.
	I used to work in law enforcement, guys, so that's why the Myron Gaines thing sticks, but if you guys watch FedReacts, literally my government name is right there behind.
	I fucking have my placard.
	So, alright, let's keep going.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	She looked like Mr. Potato.
	Potato Head, bro.
	What the fuck?
	Bro!
	What's up with all these heavy hitters?
	What's going on?
	Bro, who recruited for this shit?
	That nigga must have recruited them for McDonald's.
	That nigga was at the McDonald's draft and was just waiting.
	They said I recruited them.
	Yeah, I recruited them.
	Some shit, man.
	What the fuck?
	Did these niggas forget that this shit was gonna be on the internet?
	Wild, bro.
	I mean, AE Caribbean, though.
	Yeah, I'm about to post a link real quick for this shit.
	Ain't he Caribbean though?
	I'll tell you this though, bro.
	This thing is being nice.
	On Instagram?
	Yeah.
	He's being nice, bro.
	Tag me soccer repost.
	Yeah.
	He's being nice, bro.
	He's being really nice.
	Go, go, go, go.
	That shit crazy.
	Let's see what he's saying.
	Get the confidence up.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Let's do it.
	Whereabouts are you from?
	South.
	Not gonna lie, I got up here in the red because you wore a tracksuit still.
	You're moving mad.
	He said you're moving mad.
	Yeah, you're moving mad, fam.
	OK, what's good?
	What's your name?
	Hi, my name's Aurelia.
	Aurelia.
	Yes.
	Nice name.
	Thank you.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from South East London and I'm 30.
	OK, I like this body sitting.
	The flares, you get me.
	Thank you so much.
	70s vibes.
	Green.
	I kind of like that.
	Hey, Wagwan.
	Stand there.
	Right here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Hey, I'm T, I'm 22 and I'm from Bromley.
	OK, Bromley, do a little spin.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I like the level ting right there.
	I like everything that's going on.
	So you've got to go in the green still.
	So you don't care about age.
	If anybody's coming out of the green, you're going to get eliminated.
	So get in.
	Am I going to color?
	Am I going to color?
	Actually, this kind of proves that most men will fuck most women.
	This actually proves that.
	Even a guy that has some clown status and is in a leveraged position.
	This proves my point.
	Well, not my point, but we've talked about this on the show a million times.
	Most men will absolutely fuck most women.
	If that was a girl in his spot, it'd be way less men in the green.
	Way less.
	Way less men.
	Way less.
	And here's the thing.
	She'll have lower sexual market value than them a lot of the times.
	Women will often disqualify men to have higher sexual market value than themselves.
	Damn.
	Just goes to, you know, because they're not based on a meritocracy.
	Let's go ahead.
	Let's keep going.
	That line number is crazy, though.
	I don't know.
	Don't worry, there is a chance to go into the green.
	You get me?
	There is a chance.
	Some of you don't get gas, you might get into the red.
	Now, big man senior, this is round one.
	Now, ladies in the red, this is your chance to convince me on why you should be in the green.
	Anybody left in red, you're out, man.
	First one to you, Jadine.
	Can you cook?
	Yes, I can fry it down.
	I can bake as well.
	So you've got best of both worlds.
	What's your favorite position?
	Doggy.
	That's a good one, that's a good one.
	I'm not going to lie.
	What's your name?
	Shannon.
	Shannon, okay.
	What are you wearing on a first date?
	Probably heels, a dress, and a cute bag.
	So how come you come through with a track suit, though, I'm just asking?
	To be honest, you're a track star.
	That's a long story.
	Big man, so you just didn't care, innit?
	Fuck it, innit?
	Who cares?
	Fuck this guy.
	That's what you thought, bruv.
	But it's not looking good, bruv.
	Dave.
	Why is your name Dave, bruv?
	It's not.
	See, I knew it.
	It's not.
	Okay.
	I knew it.
	Wait, what's your name?
	Steph.
	Okay.
	Why is he Dave, though?
	Bruh, bitches get weird names all the time for stupid shit, bro.
	I knew it.
	But she's old, though, bro.
	I thought he said she's from Dave is why, and he didn't like that, but I guess he disqualified her for the name.
	All right, let's keep seeing what...
	But 52 is crazy, though.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if she's actually 52 years old, I would've disqualified her off of that, too.
	So, whatever.
	Not the name, because girls always have stupid-ass names or nicknames, like this bitch has here.
	But, let's see.
	Let's figure out more about this gay chick.
	Someone said, not looking good, bruv.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	It's looking tough in here.
	Alright, let's go.
	Bruh, it's not looking good, bruv.
	Why is your name Dave, Rev?
	It's not.
	What is your actual name?
	Steph.
	Steph, so why are you saying your name is Dave?
	Why not?
	What are you just trying to do right now?
	You're just trying to get me cancelled.
	It's okay.
	Shout out to the LGBT community.
	Big man team.
	What's your name again?
	Alexis.
	What kind of guys do you usually go for?
	He's in the UK. Skiing.
	I like that still.
	Snow Bunny.
	Snow Bunny.
	I'm confused.
	Did you say you're Snow Bunny?
	I'm not going to lie, but I thought you were mixed race still.
	I'm kind of.
	What are we saying right now?
	Don't lie now.
	No, my dad's Dominican.
	Dominican?
	Dominican Republic?
	That's why I've got lies.
	Which Dominican though?
	I actually don't know.
	She does have an annoying voice though, I ain't gonna lie.
	A little trauma there, you get me.
	But definitely she's one of the more attractive ones.
	I've got to make a decision.
	What's it, Dave?
	Nigga, put her in a green, what are you doing?
	Like lift up your head.
	Yo!
	Yo, he was he!
	Bad man ting!
	Yo!
	I need to make sure.
	That was funny. - Man, I can think of my thing.
	Bro, I would just straight up ask, were you born a woman or a man?
	Bro, I... Nigga, I don't take no chances no more.
	He's in the UK, bro.
	Fuck that shit.
	Oh yeah, you can go to jail for that shit.
	You can go to jail for that shit.
	You got arrested.
	Yeah, guys, Frank likes Fresh a lot, FYI. Yeah, that's my boy.
	Yeah, he's...
	Actually, more than a hero.
	This nigga, yeah, I know, bro.
	He shows way more love than a hero, bro.
	Yeah.
	He's smarter than a hero, too, man.
	A hero traumatized.
	Hey, I don't know about that one.
	This nigga hero, bro.
	Come on, man.
	This nigga hero dumb, bro.
	A hero traumatized, bro.
	Alright, nigga hero, I'll give him a command that nigga to just look at you.
	Like, he don't listen, bro.
	He don't listen to you.
	He don't listen to nobody.
	Yeah, bro.
	Nigga, me?
	See Moe dying in the back because it wasn't true.
	This nigga here really is dumb, bro.
	Nah, man.
	See, Frank's smart.
	Frank's smart.
	Hey, Frank!
	Hey, Noble, bring him out.
	Noble, he has a head in the fucking back.
	Listen, listen, I'll give you this.
	Frank is a border collie.
	He's a smart dog.
	The thing about Hiro, bro, he's comfortable.
	He's chilling.
	He's in a great life.
	Listen, we were in the hood together.
	Yo, Noble, bring Frank out, bro.
	Noble, bring him out.
	So, listen, man, I'll just say some backstory.
	Me and Hiro went in the hood together for a year straight.
	We hustled, we made a way, and now we're here in the penthouse.
	He ate food, but you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, bring Frank out.
	Frank, come.
	Come up here, man.
	Boom.
	Alright.
	There you go.
	Okay, so put camera on real quick.
	Frank.
	Frank.
	I've been...
	Okay, Frank.
	Sit.
	Good boy.
	Stay.
	Stay.
	Boom.
	And I'm teaching him how to roll over right now.
	But, uh...
	Okay.
	Bro, he listens, man.
	The dude listens.
	Frank, come here.
	For a puppy, he's pretty good.
	Boom.
	And he comes up.
	He's getting big, though, man.
	This nigga's like 30 pounds now.
	He's pretty heavy.
	But no, I treat him well, though.
	Man, I give this nigga so much food and water.
	See, Myron has a heart, man.
	Myron's heartless.
	Look at this guy, man.
	Yeah, no, this dude really is spoiled, bro.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	But I be cracking a whip on him, too.
	I be yelling at him.
	Allegedly.
	When he fucks up.
	Yelling.
	Yelling.
	Metaphorically.
	No, but why do y'all think?
	Bro, he's four months and he listens.
	Like, why do you guys think he's like so disciplined?
	I walk him without a leash, guys.
	You guys saw it on Instagram Live.
	I'll show y'all.
	I'll literally go out with him, no leash, and he listens.
	So, alright, good boy, man.
	He's cool, he's cool.
	I love you, nigga.
	Alright.
	Wait, what'd you say?
	I do.
	I love that nigga, man.
	Look, and then look, now he's hanging out with Noble.
	He loves everybody on the team, bro.
	He literally runs up to everybody.
	He's following Noble now, obviously, but shout out to you, Frank, anyway.
	But yeah, he's a smart dog, guys.
	Four months old, guys.
	Border Collie.
	I've had him for about a month.
	And I can't complain.
	He don't bark.
	He don't make no noise.
	I'll be sleeping there.
	A nigga just sits there in his bed waiting for me.
	Just staring at me the whole time.
	Seeing my room with a dog, without a dog, is night and day, bro.
	Niggas happy as hell now.
	I'm actually happy for you, bro.
	Well, he's a good dog, man.
	I can't get mad.
	I gotta crack the whip every now and then, but hey, what are you doing?
	Metaphorically.
	But he's a really good dog.
	I can't even complain, man.
	The best thing is, he'll sit there and he'll wait for me to wake up and just sits there staring at me the whole time from his little bed.
	And then, you know, if I tap the bell like this, he'll jump on and shit like that.
	But the nigga's annoying, bro.
	He gets in my...
	Like, I'll be sleeping on my side.
	I got my side thing.
	If I get up, he takes my side.
	I gotta push him.
	Like, bro, move.
	And then he comes crawling back.
	Trying to take the spot back.
	A man's best friend.
	He is a man's best friend.
	That's all you can ask for.
	But Hero, he don't show you no love, nigga.
	Yeah, he don't.
	Nigga jumps out fresh to bed.
	He just stays in the corner.
	Yeah.
	Yo, the girl's like...
	She's like, is he gonna come over here?
	I was like, no.
	He'll go fuck.
	He only eat meat.
	He don't eat nothing else, bro.
	Only meat and legs to hump.
	That's it.
	He's a nigga, bro.
	He's a nigga.
	I told them the funny story.
	I told this shit on Instagram story, but I'll say here.
	Hero, if it's raining out, he don't like to walk outside because he don't want to get his paws wet.
	He's a diva, bro.
	Because I always wondered, why does Fresh always carry a hero?
	I always wondered that shit.
	And then it made sense.
	He was like, yeah, he won't walk if the fucking street's wet.
	And I was like, what the fuck, bro?
	That boy's bald, bald.
	Well, you know what?
	He ride in a G-Wagon every day.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He always pretty good.
	He'll listen to Fresh, but when the car pulls up, he runs to the car because he likes to sit in the car and get his face in the wind and shit.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Bro.
	Well, you know what?
	He's cultivated his own lifestyle.
	I'm happy for him, you know?
	Bro, that nigga.
	Cultivated his own lifestyle?
	What are you talking about, bro?
	Cultivated his own lifestyle.
	That nigga, man.
	He bougie, man.
	He bougie.
	Meanwhile, Frank is all...
	Frank is all excited to go outside no matter what.
	It'd be raining, that nigga just...
	Frank is a man of the people.
	Hero's not.
	He is a man of the people.
	He shows fresh a lot of love, man.
	Pause.
	Yeah.
	That's the homie.
	Yeah.
	Frank Castle.
	Yeah.
	So...
	I gotta train him, though.
	He's too nice to her.
	Like, if I need him to kick out bitches, like, the nigga's gonna lick him.
	He's gonna lick the bitches, though.
	It's like, hey!
	Frank, get this girl out of here!
	He's like, he's gonna run up to her and, like, fuck it.
	Yeah, like, cuddle her and shit.
	Like, nigga, what are you doing?
	That's not why I brought you here.
	She'd be like, is this my dog now?
	You know?
	He's supposed to be like a protection dog and shit like that.
	If Angie gets attacked, what's he gonna do?
	He gonna lick the attacker?
	Like, come on, man.
	I gotta get him tougher, though.
	I don't know how, though.
	He's so chill and temperament.
	It's like so low-key.
	I still to this day haven't heard him bark, bro.
	So I gotta toughen him up somehow.
	I gotta find out.
	He might grow into it, maybe, but I don't know.
	I gotta put him in a camp.
	Oh no, not one of those camps.
	Oh my god.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Oh, look at you guys.
	See?
	Who's the real bigots here?
	See?
	What are you trying niggas?
	Wait a minute.
	Look at you guys.
	Wait a minute.
	I said camp.
	You niggas immediately assumed a certain thing.
	I'm having PTSD, you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Camps for dogs that are like, concentrating.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But we'll move forward.
	Focus, focus.
	21 verse 1.
	A focused camp for your dog.
	Yeah.
	But Frank is a good dog.
	It ain't looking good, bruv.
	Hero's selfish.
	It's not looking good, bruv.
	It's not.
	He don't listen to nobody.
	You don't.
	But he is a fox.
	He listens to one person.
	Who?
	Who should I like me named?
	Oh.
	I love that, yo.
	This nigga was like...
	Yeah, actually.
	Yo, this is a fan.
	Yeah, you're right about that one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know who you're talking about.
	Shout out to that person, by the way.
	Yeah.
	Amazing.
	Y'all funny as fuck.
	What did you say?
	That guy, the older guy?
	Amazing.
	Yeah.
	Who's that?
	Jesse Lee Peterson.
	Yeah, he's cool.
	Amazing.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Let's keep going.
	Someone said, go to Castle Club?
	He said, Frank likes fresh because he looks like a pug.
	He has some assholes, man.
	Yeah, that's funny, bro.
	That's funny.
	I have a dog, bro.
	I can't lie.
	I have a dog.
	But he does like to play with Hero, too.
	He'll see Hero, and he'll start hopping around and shit, and Hero looks at him like...
	Nigga, what?
	I don't fuck with you.
	What do you want?
	So I think also, because Fresh smells like Hero, pause.
	So he'll also, like, for that reason.
	Amazing.
	Well, yeah, but no, I can't complain, man.
	I've literally walked Frank around without a leash, man.
	Like, he listens, so...
	I gotta yell at him sometimes, because there's a lot of distractions and shit, but he listens in general.
	He's a good boy.
	Shout out to Bills, by the way, in the back.
	Make his shit look aesthetic on the screen.
	Shout out to Bills.
	Bills, what did you do for your birthday, bro?
	Honestly, I just chilled with the lady, had a good time, ate a lot of food.
	What else did I do?
	Oh, we brought it in on stream with Big Mo Big Mo, and my brother got me a cake, and my girl, it was just a good time.
	Just a good time.
	Don't worry, Myron.
	No, I didn't eat any cake.
	Oh, yeah.
	Don Marco and Moe.
	Moe only ate watermelon.
	He only ate watermelon.
	The black jokes that could be made now.
	Exactly.
	100%.
	Goddamn.
	All right.
	But yeah, definitely.
	Thank you for all the support that you guys gave me.
	All the love.
	One of the best birthdays I've ever had.
	Thank you guys.
	WBills in the chat.
	Yes, sir.
	My boy.
	All right.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I'm looking at it.
	It's giving racism still.
	Like, there's a lot of melanin here.
	Did I just take a box?
	No, no, no.
	It's definitely good.
	Let me see.
	Let me see.
	What was your name again?
	Alexis.
	Alexis.
	Step forward again.
	You like asking me my name, don't you?
	Yeah, no.
	I'm not going to lie.
	It's mad forgettable still.
	It's mad forgettable.
	I'm just saying.
	Go wow me.
	I'm just saying.
	So, what is it that you do for a living?
	I'm a businesswoman.
	What kind of business?
	Why do you need to know?
	Because I want to know if you're a shot in pussy, bro.
	That's what I need to know.
	What are you selling?
	I do OnlyFans.
	Okay.
	I'll read it still.
	Shout out your team.
	What's your OnlyFans?
	Alexis Rude.
	Yeah, that's just my name, Alexis Rude.
	But everyone knows me, sir.
	How many followers you got on there?
	What, on OnlyFans?
	Yeah.
	Subscribers?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like 1,500.
	How long have you been doing it?
	Like nearly two years.
	Nearly two years and you've got 1,000?
	That's a lot.
	Might be time to get dressed, babes.
	But still, you're definitely green, so don't mess up.
	But still.
	So on that note, ladies in the red, You're out, man.
	Notice all of them were fat.
	He's got some fat ones over here, too, but he's trying to be nice about it.
	Someone said she was on FNF. She was?
	Yeah.
	Wait, what?
	Chat's saying, look, she was on the podcast.
	No way.
	What?
	Yo, bring in that podcast, bro.
	What are y'all niggas talking about?
	No way, bro.
	That's what they're saying in the chat.
	I mean, she was on the show?
	Yeah, she was on the podcast.
	Bro, I don't remember her.
	Y'all niggas lying, bro.
	If Fresh don't remember her...
	Nigga was in all three chats.
	If Fresh don't even remember her, bro, she probably...
	Bro, there's no way, bro.
	Wasn't she on FNF? Really?
	I don't know what y'all niggas talking about saying that she was on.
	Dude, there's no way.
	Someone drop the link that she was on.
	And pull it up, because I don't believe y'all ninjas that she was on.
	Yeah, someone found the link.
	They said Myron Cassel there?
	What?
	Wait a minute, really?
	Bro.
	Wait, what's your name again?
	Alexis what?
	I don't fucking know.
	I don't know, but the chat gonna tell you right now.
	Someone's gonna find...
	Yo, post...
	What episode?
	Put the link, niggas.
	No, you know what?
	Post Image and Cass Club so we can see it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I was gonna say put the YouTube episode.
	Okay, yeah.
	Put the YouTube episode if you guys can.
	Or Rumble.
	It might be on Rumble.
	I don't think it's her, bro.
	Yeah, I don't think so either, bro.
	It was probably a deleted episode.
	Yeah, it probably was.
	Nah, all the episodes are on Rumble, nigga.
	Oh, yeah.
	Right?
	Because Mo put them all up.
	Every single episode is up on Rumble right now.
	Yeah.
	So...
	I mean...
	I can't...
	I don't know.
	Alright, let's keep playing the video though.
	Especially a year and a half ago?
	Nick's saying a year and a half ago?
	We got two years.
	Somebody comes to grab your weave like, yo, you gotta be ready.
	Which one of you lot can fight?
	I'm a jack of all trades, you know.
	I do rapping.
	I'm a dancer.
	I'm an actress.
	I'm a script writer.
	I'm a child of God.
	Yeah, I'm blessed.
	There's many occupations.
	You know what?
	God really blessed me.
	I like that still.
	Step forward, Sofia.
	So I want to know, what is it that you do?
	Okay, so I'm a TikTok Live presenter.
	I do TikTok marketing as well.
	Wait, what?
	Oh, wait, you're right, bro.
	I don't remember this.
	All right, play this.
	Remember that girl?
	Yeah, put it on screen for the chat.
	Okay, no, you guys are right.
	You guys are right.
	Let me see this.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Because the hair was different.
	Yeah, that's what it is, bro.
	Damn, they remember the face.
	So, yo, them niggas was right, bro.
	I just want to see what I said, why I kicked them out.
	Bachelors?
	No.
	So she's right there.
	Two years?
	Yeah, yeah, two years.
	She has dyslexia there, sir.
	And what?
	Oh my god, I remember this shit!
	Nutrition and sport.
	Okay.
	Well, this is the bitch that sucked the mic.
	What's your relationship status?
	Single.
	And the one that lied about my dick.
	I mean, Chris, this is your favorite part, right?
	You want to ask that question?
	Yo, yo.
	What's your body count?
	Oh yeah, I get fresh a blowjob.
	And then lied about my dick.
	Yeah.
	When you guys never even hung out.
	We never hung out one time.
	Never.
	Never hung out.
	Because she went on a podcast out there and tried to say that she fucked with you, right?
	Yeah.
	But she never did.
	Why'd I kick them out?
	Why'd I kick them out again?
	She belongs to the streets.
	What'd I kick them out for?
	I can't remember.
	Do we have the part where I kick them out?
	Let's keep watching.
	Let's see.
	Alright.
	Damn, this is crazy.
	Niggas don't even remember.
	Bro, that's how many girls we've interviewed, bro.
	Damn.
	Gotta be 100.
	I stopped counting, like, after a bit.
	That's it?
	No, like, it's past that.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah, we've heard 600 plus.
	Really?
	I don't know how people count that high.
	Are you close to your friend?
	In that number?
	She's a fucking slag as well.
	She's such a slag!
	Oh, slag me!
	No, my body count is literally, like, divide that by ten.
	No, she's three.
	No, divide that by ten, but she has fingered me, so...
	Yeah.
	I mean...
	Well, we don't know what her number is.
	It could be 300.
	Hers is fucking, like, 300.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Okay, and then yours is...
	About 12.
	The first time we met...
	Why are you pressing those buttons for...
	Hold on, I got it a little.
	From your experience, what type of guy do you prefer?
	One that's got a cop.
	I'll take anything if I'm honest.
	If you're asking, she has a big black dildo and she shoved it up her ass earlier.
	I'm trying to remember why I kicked him off.
	Wait, is there like a castle on this or no?
	I don't know if it's on this clip.
	I think it's on Castle Club for Patreon from back in the day.
	Yeah.
	Well, you guys are good finding this shit.
	Then they're right.
	Yeah.
	WChap.
	Yeah, WChap, remember.
	All right, WChap.
	Yo, hold on.
	To be fair...
	They're real supporters, because they know, from back in the day, the episode.
	Shout to y'all, for real.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't...
	I had no fucking clue.
	Alright, we'll keep going.
	Nick is really...
	Oh, he said, you kicked off for ad-libs.
	So, like, I guess he was like...
	Okay, they're just being annoying, and I said, get the fuck out of here.
	Okay, fair enough.
	And then, it was probably the white one I kicked off, and then the other one just went with her, is what I'm assuming.
	Alright, guys, views are up.
	I see a link so you can repost it as well, on your Instagram.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	But, we'll continue, though.
	Casilo's funny though, bro.
	He's literally like that guy that's just hilarious all the time.
	That sounds like you're dosing about, Rev.
	So, I do like the ensemble, but the trainers is moving mad.
	So, this morning, what was the decision for the trainers?
	You know what, I brought heels, but then I was thinking, I'm not going to get the toes out for free.
	But the titties are just on sale.
	Yeah, they're my biggest asset, innit?
	So that can be on show.
	So, ladies, when you go on a date, what's the first thing you're looking at with a man's outfit?
	So, I just want to ask...
	Do you think the crepes are acceptable for this moment?
	I just want to know, ladies, I want your opinion.
	Are we on a date, though?
	I'm just trying to find out.
	Abigail, do you think the crepes are acceptable?
	Be honest.
	No.
	OK, so you've got to get in the red.
	Sorry about that.
	It's looking like...
	I don't know.
	Where do you find them?
	Anyway, just looking at shoes, I'm just letting you lot know.
	But you ladies are good.
	I'm liking the shoes.
	I like...
	So, come on.
	Don't kill me!
	It's not like I'm a feet person.
	I just need to know the choices.
	You can see my feet if you want.
	Now, let's keep them in the archives.
	What was the decision for those?
	You know what, I just thought, comfy, sexy, like, do you know what I mean?
	I don't need to act.
	I'm already like...
	You would say those were sexy?
	Yeah.
	Do you believe that?
	Yeah.
	I would say.
	Everything here looks beautiful.
	This looks nice.
	But the shoes is moving mad.
	But we're going to come back.
	We're going to come back.
	What was your name?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Step forward.
	Right there?
	Yes.
	I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that you're not leaving the green.
	Everything is just nice.
	Teeth is good.
	Teeth is all you?
	No, I went to Turkey.
	Me too.
	Come on.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	Just so you guys know, in England, bro, they don't take teeth, getting your teeth as straight and clean as serious as like here in America.
	Just so you know.
	So it's a big status symbol to have good, clean, straight teeth.
	It is.
	In the UK. Way more than it is in the United States.
	Just so y'all know.
	Canada too.
	And they smoke hella cigarettes too.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	So, in Europe, you got straight, clean teeth.
	It actually goes way further in increasing SMV than it does here in the United States.
	Facts.
	Let's keep going.
	I'm liking it.
	Cool.
	You can chill out.
	You're getting me.
	You step forward.
	What was your name again?
	Layla.
	Layla.
	Where are you from, Layla?
	Your dreams.
	Okay.
	So I don't have dreams.
	I've got nightmares.
	I might be your worst nightmare then.
	She's that same line again.
	I feel like you like that a little bit though.
	A little bit.
	Yeah.
	Just a little bit.
	Like a little bit of the toxicity.
	So you know what?
	You're good for now.
	I like that.
	I'm not gonna lie, I do like that.
	You at the back.
	Step forward, step forward, let me see you MC. So, I like that outfit.
	Thank you.
	What did you do with yourself?
	So the day I work with Special Needs Adults, I'm a health and wellbeing facilitator.
	Nice.
	And I have a hospitality agency called Feel Hospitality and then I do a bit of modelling and pageantry.
	Big man singing.
	You sound very ambitious.
	I am.
	Got beautiful skin, so you're good for now.
	So what is it that you do?
	McDonald's.
	I'm a YouTuber.
	I rap.
	I'm on a fighting show.
	And a lot of these girls have a lot of makeup on, if y'all notice.
	I'm very excited to tell you a question.
	They're faces between their skin.
	Caked up.
	Caked up bad.
	You can see the discrepancy when you look at their body versus their face.
	Hold on.
	You know what's wild though?
	I don't get why I wear the fake hair, bro.
	If you have hair that's good, why put on extra long fake hair?
	Look, I get it.
	You might want to look special, but we can tell it's fake.
	It's like, bro, why even wear it?
	It's bad, bro.
	It's fucking bad.
	Now I know about weave and all that stuff from, what do you call it, wigs and all that shit.
	It's just like, bro, why?
	Why?
	Oh, so somebody will tell me, but I don't know why.
	Fucking terrible.
	Yeah.
	El hair, bro.
	Yeah, man.
	El hair.
	El hair.
	Let's keep going.
	Let's keep going.
	I'm in a Nigerian cult.
	Translation, I'm in a Nigerian scamming criminal organization.
	Facts.
	And 777 is our lucky number and that's who we scam.
	And she fights bitches too.
	She's in a fighting show or something like that.
	Always our black queens, bro.
	Always.
	All right, we can continue.
	All right.
	You can stay there, you can stay there.
	Okay.
	Oh.
	No, no, no, hold on.
	What?
	Is it because I'm small?
	Darling!
	No, but you don't know that.
	I probably do.
	But you don't know that.
	I probably do.
	Have y'all watched the show?
	Here we go.
	Have you watched it?
	No, I haven't watched the show, but I've seen some things.
	Okay, darling.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Do you think you could mash her up?
	I don't think, but I don't fight anymore.
	So you think you could mash her up?
	I don't think.
	I know.
	Bro, look!
	I'm trending on X right now for people calling me a racist and all this other stuff because I said I don't want to go to certain establishments where there are certain people, right?
	And what do they say?
	Oh, well, that's why you're going to get fucked up when we see you.
	Thank you for proving my point!
	Every.
	Single.
	Fucking.
	Time, bro.
	Bro, you don't go anyway.
	I don't, but if I did, I wouldn't go to any establishment, um...
	You know what I'm saying?
	This weekend is three points.
	If you use cocoa butter to moisturize yourself, I ain't going.
	I don't use butter at all.
	Boy, you ashy as hell.
	I'm ashy as hell, yeah.
	But hold on, hold on.
	So you're saying no clubs like that at all?
	No, bro, I ain't going.
	What is my birthday?
	First love clubbing.
	You have a good time.
	I'll see you after.
	Yeah, I invited him to the club, he said no.
	But hold on, hold on, hold on.
	What if it's his single birthday?
	Same thing.
	If he's at one of these establishments, I ain't going, bro.
	What if it's your dad's birthday?
	He wants to go there.
	He'll never go there.
	You know what, son?
	Take him to the black club.
	I'd be like, no.
	Why?
	Okay, I got you.
	Listen, I'll say this.
	There's a higher sense of violence there at times.
	But, to be fair, in a white establishment, they'd be fighting too, bro.
	Yeah, but not to the same degree, bro.
	Come on, man.
	That's true.
	There's no guns there.
	Yo, I'm way safer at a whiten style show.
	Niggas are playing Sum 41 than over here where niggas is playing fucking some Rastaman music or some fucking Pop Smoke or some other shit, some dirt.
	Wait, you like Pop Smoke?
	I do, but I'm not going to a club where they play that shit.
	Come on, man.
	Sum 41.
	I'm not going to a club.
	Bro, nah, I'm good.
	Yo, I'll never forget.
	We were in LA. Play some Green Day?
	That's a green light.
	Green is old, though.
	Nah, man.
	Hey, I know how to save.
	I'm not going to worry about getting a shot.
	Mario will barely go there, bro.
	He don't like going outside the crib.
	Ain't nobody going to shoot listening to fucking, you know, Linkin Park, bro.
	Evanescence?
	Evanescence.
	But niggas will shoot with fucking back in blood.
	Wake me up, wake me up, wake me up, save me.
	We were in LA. Yes.
	With AD. Yes.
	What did Genesis?
	I'll never forget.
	Some other people.
	It was at Hyde in LA on a Wednesday or Thursday night.
	Wednesday, Wednesday.
	Niggas played Back in Blood.
	Yo!
	And everyone sang it word for word, bar for bar.
	And when the part came up, like, now it's all that's on that wood, blah, blah, blah, with Dirk's part, everyone got all excited.
	Boom, boom, boom!
	I was like, yeah, we gotta leave.
	And at that point, I was like, never again.
	And there was a fight, by the way.
	And there was a fight.
	And remember, he said Back in Blood, so there's Crips there.
	And I was like, wait, Blood?
	Yep.
	And then they started doing their gang size and shells.
	I was like, bro, no, I'm good.
	And that was the last time I've been in an establishment like that, by the way.
	That was back in what, 2021?
	Listen, bro, I like being a nerd.
	That was the last time.
	That was the last time I did it, and it is the last time I'm doing it ever again.
	Is that the rooftop, like, pool type of thing?
	Nah, nah, it's this club in West Hollywood.
	Which is crazy, because it's in a good area.
	I know what you mean, Bills.
	It's Highlight Room.
	Highlight Room.
	That one's cool.
	But Hyde, actually, there'll be issues there too as well.
	Yeah, but here's the thing.
	That place Hyde, it's in a good area.
	It's in West Hollywood.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	A lot of them boys, a lot of the dudes on the other team there.
	Good.
	You know what I'm saying?
	When the boys are there, that's good.
	Safe.
	You know what I mean?
	I'll party with them boys.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't got to worry about no shootouts or nothing like that.
	You would?
	When I say party with them, I don't mean as in like party with them.
	I mean as in like I'll go into their establishment because I don't got to worry about getting stabbed or shot.
	Okay.
	That's what I mean.
	Their establishment where they're also there.
	Okay.
	Not just they own it.
	I'm talking about they're actually in there too.
	If they throw bar mitzvahs there, I'm good.
	I'll go there.
	But if they're not throwing bar mitzvahs there, you don't go.
	Okay.
	That's the rule.
	That's fair.
	That's the rule.
	That's his rules.
	So, yeah.
	They can't just own it because that's not good enough.
	Because you already know what happens if they just own it.
	That's not good enough.
	Niggas got to actually go there.
	If they go there, then I'm okay.
	You know?
	He's taking precautions, guys.
	Never again, bro.
	I'll never go to no spot where they're playing trap music and all this other shit.
	Like, no, bro.
	No, fuck that.
	Fuck that.
	Yeah.
	I mean, listen, I understand your concerns with that.
	That is a real concern.
	Because it does happen.
	Yeah.
	I'm not trying to get shot, stabbed.
	For what?
	It's a good mindset.
	Stupid.
	Freaking mindset.
	Stupid.
	Then it puts me in a bad spot, too.
	You guys know I carry, right?
	I don't want to be in a weird situation where I have to use force or do some shit like that.
	Don't even put yourself in that situation a lot of times.
	Obviously, if you've got to defend yourself, defend yourself.
	But sometimes, you can just avoid it altogether.
	Yeah.
	That is the issue with black clothes sometimes.
	Yeah.
	Let's continue.
	Yeah, see?
	And that's a good area, West Hollywood.
	But that club on that night is not a good place to be.
	Unless they change it.
	I don't fucking know.
	But this was a couple years ago we went there and I was like, nah, I'm good.
	Yeah, LA's crazy, bro.
	Dudes are throwing gang signs and shit.
	I don't like Los Angeles at all.
	Los Angeles is dominated by gang culture, bro.
	It's dominated by gang culture.
	It's fucking terrible.
	Like, you can't be a celeb out there.
	And not have ties.
	And not have ties.
	You have to keep from getting robbed all the time.
	You literally have to fucking, like, know people.
	And I'm not...
	Fuck that.
	But what's crazy, you gotta have ties that still get robbed.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, bro, nobody's safe.
	Yeah.
	If you're a nigga, like, you gotta have that shit.
	And it's like, nah, man, I'm good.
	Yeah.
	So, me and Fresh, we just go there, we film our shit, and we get the fuck out, bro.
	Facts.
	Fuck that, man.
	Fast as possible.
	Yep.
	Alright.
	What else did he say in this one?
	What?
	No, I mean, uh...
	Well, this little debacle here.
	We're not here for that.
	No, we're not here to fight.
	She was supposed to punch you up.
	She could never.
	Do you know what?
	It's cute.
	Do you know what?
	It's cute anything.
	Abigail.
	No, it's cute.
	It's cute.
	Yes, yes.
	Look on my hat.
	Look on my hat.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	In the red.
	In the red.
	Double.
	Both of them are good.
	Good.
	Good.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Give me anxiety.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Girls like that will get you in trouble, bro.
	Girls like that will start a shootout.
	Will get you involved in a shootout.
	Debbie Castillo.
	And they'll call you a bitch ass nigga for not shooting back after you get shot.
	Yo, nigga got two gone in one foul swoop.
	Good.
	Oh, you want to fight?
	Get out of here.
	Yeah, fuck that, bro.
	Hell nah, bro.
	That's wild.
	Step forward.
	You look very, very shy.
	Okay, okay.
	What kind of guys did you go for?
	Ambitious guys.
	Someone who loves to take care of their women.
	Okay.
	Translation, have money.
	Jesus.
	So what did he do for a living?
	Oh, what did he do?
	She got two chins.
	Never.
	You sure?
	Yeah.
	You ever thought about it?
	Never.
	Chin up, mate.
	Okay.
	Why you not break up?
	No.
	Red.
	No, no, no, no.
	Get on the red, man.
	No, it's giving scams.
	It's giving scams.
	Ha!
	Get on the red.
	It's giving scams.
	She probably was with a criminal act.
	Anytime a girl's like that, bruh, yeah, you already know.
	Facts.
	That's an L. That's a big L. Let's keep cooking.
	She had to think about it.
	Yeah, she had to think about it.
	That was an L. Yeah, bruh.
	That means that nigga was involved in criminal activity.
	Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, nah.
	Fuck out here.
	- What's your name again?
	- Tea.
	- Tea, okay.
	So when was your last relationship?
	- About a year and a half ago.
	- A year and a half ago.
	Why did that end? - I think we just wanted different things in life.
	- What did that end?
	- I think we just wanted different things in life.
	- What did that end? - I think we just wanted different things in life. - What did that end?
	He wanted someone who was a little bit less busy at work.
	Okay, so it was working, that's good.
	What kind of work are you doing?
	I'm a content producer and a presenter.
	What kind of content are you making?
	Music, music awards, that kind of stuff.
	You do podcasts?
	No, I don't actually.
	Okay, thank goodness.
	Thank goodness.
	Put the mics down, people.
	Put the podcast down.
	Let me ask you this, what's your usual type?
	Someone who's active, has good ambition, works hard, kind and caring and funny.
	Do you like guys with gold teeth?
	I don't mind.
	Big man saying, I like that.
	Okay, you're good for now.
	You're good for now.
	He's a good for now.
	Step forward.
	Alright.
	What'd you do with yourself?
	Pause.
	He wanted her to be a woman and she wanted to put her career first and that's why it didn't work out and that's a big red flag.
	Bro, any girl that's gonna put her career over you is an L. Let the bitches have their career and stay single.
	I'll tell you this.
	If you do it for her and you feel like you're putting all the right effort and then she says to you, come stay home with me and you can stay home with her, L too.
	Because remember, you're brought on to her knees as well.
	Yeah.
	It gotta work in one way for your favor.
	Yeah, bro.
	For her, it won't work.
	Bro, women gotta sacrifice for you.
	Never the other way around, bro.
	Never the other way around.
	Because here's the problem.
	When they make money and become successful, it doesn't benefit you.
	When you make money and become successful, it benefits them.
	That is why I tell you guys all the time, put yourself first when it comes to making money and being successful, because she's going to benefit from that.
	What have all these girls said on the thing?
	Ambitious, hardworking, etc.
	Why?
	Because women know, inevitably, when you become a winner, they benefit by default.
	But if they become a winner, I promise you, she's going to look for a bigger winner and get rid of you.
	Facts?
	Women outgrow men.
	Men don't ungrow women.
	Don't forget that shit, guys.
	Bars.
	Try to tell these niggas, man.
	Some of you idiots out here, oh, yeah, I'll go ahead and move across country for your job, baby.
	Fucking idiot.
	That relationship ain't gonna last, I promise you.
	It's not gonna last.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	Okay, I like that still.
	I like that.
	The ratings get me supporting the moms.
	They get me.
	I love it.
	Get me ready.
	So, let me see.
	Let me see.
	You saw that part?
	Go back a little bit.
	Elza.
	Elza.
	So, what kind of guys?
	Big man team.
	I like that.
	Okay, you're good for now.
	You're good for now.
	Step forward.
	Alright.
	What did you do for yourself?
	I'm a full-time mom.
	Okay, I like that still.
	I like that.
	Greatens getting me supporting the moms.
	You're getting me.
	I love it.
	Get me ready.
	So, let me see.
	Pause.
	Look, I agree that being a mom is the most important job in the world.
	Fuck your career.
	However, being a single mom is a...
	So, look, I don't blame them for doing that.
	Like, that's going to be an auto L. That's just recreational use only, my friends.
	Yeah, I mean...
	You ain't coming and being the step-poppy.
	Being single with no kids, too, is kind of like...
	Bro, you got a burden on your hands, brother.
	You may not even want to do it.
	And also, the fact that...
	Keep in mind, another thing, too, to reading.
	She said, I'm a full-time mom.
	That's what I do.
	Who's supporting her, then?
	Baby daddy's probably still supporting her.
	You're going to have to deal with that if you date her.
	And they'll always boil it down.
	They'll try to minimize it.
	Oh, no, he's not.
	He just supports.
	We're not together anymore, blah, blah, blah.
	But he's going to feel some sense of ownership to her and that child because he's putting her in a position where she don't got to work.
	And eventually, if you guys get really good, she'll say, you know what?
	You take over the mantle now.
	You start paying for everything, honey.
	You can say, well, I'm a man.
	I'll do this.
	Bro.
	But you don't know what you just did.
	You just set yourself up for okie doke because now you're on hook for her and her kid.
	Bro, it's a lose-lose, guys.
	Anytime.
	I mean, first I could tell you guys from experience.
	He's told you guys many times before, dating a single mom.
	Don't do it, bro.
	Especially with no kids, don't do it.
	What's up, buddy?
	Guy Frank always keeps escaping and running right to fresh, man.
	Yo, shut up.
	Because Fresh got that aura.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, well, he never sees Fresh.
	So, like, when he sees him, he goes crazy.
	And he understands how...
	Now he's coming to Bills.
	Yeah, he understands how vital Fresh is.
	Yeah.
	W. Frank.
	Yeah.
	He got out there quick, though.
	He said, hell no, bro.
	Single mom, I'm good.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	All right, let's go back.
	Nigga getting big, bro.
	Yo, he's getting huge.
	Yeah, he's getting big, man.
	Okay, well, we'll keep playing the video.
	What's her name?
	Elza.
	Elza.
	So what kind of guys are you going to go for?
	Outgoing, adventurous, fun, funny.
	I feel like attraction-wise is based on when it's face-to-face.
	I will know what I like.
	Do you know what I'm not going to lie?
	Then listen to what you just said.
	Yo!
	That's so true.
	You're so step forward, what was your name again?
	Sabrina.
	Sabrina, Sabrina.
	Okay, so when was your last relationship, Sabrina?
	Six months ago.
	Six, why did that end?
	We just outgrew each other.
	He's a black dude?
	No.
	He's not black?
	No.
	You don't like black dudes?
	Yeah.
	You like black dudes?
	Yeah, I like black dudes.
	Oh, you love black dudes?
	I like black dudes, yeah.
	How many black dudes are dating?
	Me.
	Okay.
	So where are you from?
	I'm trying to work you out.
	My ethnicity.
	Yeah.
	So my mum's from Zimbabwe and then my dad's English.
	Big Man Ting, okay, okay.
	Where did you think I was from?
	For Essex.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Come from, what's your name?
	Aurelia.
	Aurelia, what did you do?
	I'm a property manager and I've got a performing arts business.
	Okay, performing arts business.
	So, what kind of guys do you go for?
	Ambitious, godly, and got a sense of humour.
	What's the kind of like, when you go on porno websites, what's your category?
	I don't go on porno websites.
	Big Man Ting Red.
	Wait, what?
	What are we really doing?
	You get me.
	What is it you do?
	A YouTuber.
	YouTuber.
	Okay, what kind of content do you make?
	Like makeup.
	Okay, nice stuff.
	You haven't done it for like 10 years.
	Let's say, for example, I had the P-Hub on.
	Would you watch it with me?
	Sure.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Okay, you're trying to shit?
	No.
	Your body language is lying to me.
	Okay.
	I like your vibe.
	I feel like because you're a YouTuber, you're trying to protect your shit, so I'll rate it still.
	Very wholesome makeup YouTuber.
	Step forward again.
	You?
	52 years old though.
	Pause.
	You know what?
	Hold on, that makes sense.
	How she looks so young.
	She literally, this is what she fucking does.
	For living.
	Is using makeup to make up for her lack of aesthetics.
	Like, that's what makeup is, guys.
	So, that makes sense.
	Because she's at 52?
	Bruh.
	Yo.
	Well, obviously, part of that is that she has good genetics, too.
	Yeah.
	Because there's certain women that, like, 52 years old, it don't matter how good you are on makeup, you're going to be able to see the neck and all this other shit.
	She obviously has good genetics as well, but 52 is wild.
	Or surgery.
	Yeah, she has done some surgery.
	I can see from the cheekbones.
	Yeah, something.
	She's done surgery, you're right.
	Wow.
	Hold on.
	She lied about the name.
	She lied about something else, too.
	Well, he did check the Adam's apple, but yeah.
	What if there's surgery to take that shit out?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's why you just gotta ask the question.
	Nigga, that's why you gotta ask the question that I said.
	You gotta be prepared to lose it all, though.
	Girls will get offended.
	It is scary, bro.
	But you gotta just ask it, man.
	You gotta get offended and brazed.
	It's scary, bro.
	Were you born a woman?
	You just gotta ask that shit, bro.
	They get offended by it.
	You just gotta ask it.
	Bro, I've done it before.
	I'll get fucked.
	Yeah, I say I've been catfished.
	Yeah.
	I'm not taking that risk.
	I'm not taking that risk, bro.
	Anything comes off weird, I'm asking.
	Bro, I'll never forget.
	We were out at a club.
	Everybody told the guy...
	Those might get mad, but hey.
	This is a dude.
	He's like, nah, bro, we lit.
	He was drunk.
	Oh, niggas told him?
	We told the nigga, it's a dude.
	He's like, nah, bro, she bad.
	We walk outside the club, but it's finished.
	He's holding his hand, and then he's like, wait, why your hand's so big?
	He was drunk, right?
	He realized it's a fucking dude.
	He's like...
	Oh, you're fucked.
	Because imagine if we didn't tell him that he went home with that guy.
	He's fucked!
	Because at nighttime when it's dark, when you're drunk, it's like, alright, whatever.
	So alcohol's bad, guys.
	Bro.
	Bro.
	L, bro.
	You never know, bro.
	You need to ask or actually check everything before you do it.
	Because, like, you know, you'll come across that girl, she a little too fit.
	Shoulders are defined as shit, like...
	Look, man, I gotta ask.
	Like, I get it.
	You're in shape and shit, but like, were you born?
	And every single time, they've always said, yeah, I'm born a female.
	I was like, all right, cool.
	But like, ask!
	I don't care!
	But the hands always tell you, because they're...
	The hands, yeah.
	You can't label the hands, bro.
	If they're huge like that...
	The one or two times, it's like she was super fit, so I had to ask.
	I was like, all right, look, man.
	I can see her delts very well.
	I'm a fitness nigga, too.
	I gotta ask this.
	No, I'm just like, and they'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut, like, no, yeah, of course, you know, I'm just dieting right now.
	I'm like, alright.
	You saw what it did to Lil Pump on our boat?
	In like Malaysia or whatever?
	A bunch of ladyboys.
	Oh, yeah, that was fucked.
	That's wild, bro.
	That's fucked up, bro.
	It's fucked up, man.
	Try to set him up.
	It's fucked up.
	Messed up, bro.
	Poor guy.
	That's fucked up.
	We can continue now.
	But your hands is a big one, to tell.
	Hands and neck.
	Yep.
	Shoulder width, too.
	Bro, but you ain't drunk in the club, bro.
	Be careful, bro.
	I'm telling you.
	Be careful, bro.
	Or bring a girl to a club with you.
	Don't start picking them up there sometimes.
	On the pee hub?
	Yes.
	Well, do you know what?
	It depends on my mood.
	Depends on what I'm feeling.
	You can't just have a favorite.
	It depends on the moment.
	Chatting shit.
	Just saying RU, man, is crazy.
	Nah, man, you gotta do it, man.
	We ain't taking no risks, guys.
	We ain't taking no risks, chat.
	That girl, she pulled out baby pictures of herself.
	Like her childhood photos as a little girl.
	Trust me, they don't have that shit, bro.
	What if it's AI? You can't win, bro.
	They didn't make AI back then, bro.
	Yeah, they didn't make AI back then, but alright, let's keep going.
	Yeah, guys, you gotta protect yourselves, man.
	Just ask, nigga.
	Who cares?
	Fuck it, bro.
	Straight to me.
	You get me.
	Straight up.
	Seven of you left.
	Let me count.
	This is very difficult.
	What is it that you do?
	I'm a presenter.
	What are you presenting?
	I do, like, street interviews.
	Well, you're just harassing the public.
	Pretty much, yeah.
	So what else are you doing?
	Just that.
	For money.
	Yeah, that brand money.
	They pay good, yeah.
	The brands pay good.
	So you actually get money.
	Yeah, don't worry.
	I do still want a rich man.
	I need a guy to provide for me.
	Well, at least you're being honest.
	So you're not harassing people.
	All these girls want that.
	Get a job, man.
	He's fussing about.
	Total jobs, man.
	Read Recruitment.
	Office Angels.
	So, alright, it's rad.
	Now go a nice variety.
	Okay, I don't like your face.
	You're moving mad.
	You made a mad, mean face.
	You fucked her up.
	Fucked up.
	He was good.
	Like, literally, he was good.
	So, one, two, oh, wow.
	Got five ladies there.
	Hmm.
	I feel like one of you lot deserve to be in there.
	And I'm not gonna lie, you're proper striking.
	Me?
	So you get in the green.
	Me?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	Here you go.
	Shit, you put the single mom back?
	Do you know who you mad me of?
	You know who Foxy Brown is?
	That's who you mad me of.
	I had a crush on her.
	This nigga old, man.
	Okay, so ladies in the red, say wagwan to the night bus.
	It's your loss.
	Oh, of course.
	Oh, she's not using that rejection.
	Yeah, she ain't used to getting rejected, bro.
	Bro, that girl wouldn't get a second look at Miami, bro.
	In the UK, she gets a lot of attention, but in the US, Miami, that chick wouldn't get a second look, bro.
	But you could tell from her demeanor, bro, that she would be argumentative all the time.
	She'd be arguing with you like...
	Well, you know, I think...
	Well, she's an interviewer, so she's over here, like, used to, like, being a pain in the ass, and, like, you know, now it makes sense why she came up with that, I'm from your dreams.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, smart-ass comments.
	For sure, bro.
	And then the other chick's the OnlyFans chick, so, like, you kind of know why she's there.
	Yo, but you can tell he just wanted to smash, bro.
	He's just thinking she wanted to smash.
	That's why, bro.
	Why not leave the OnlyFans 304 there, then?
	Yeah, she's probably the better looking one.
	Her voice is annoying though, I can see.
	Yeah, her voice is annoying.
	I think she gave a weird look at the very end, so that's probably why too.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But, bro, to get rid of a girl for saying, I want a guy that's going to provide for me, that's every chick, bro.
	That's all of them.
	It's just that some are just better at hiding, like, what do I say?
	Shovel.
	Some girls are just better at hiding that gold digger shovel, man.
	Yeah.
	So, alright let's keep going.
	Hello.
	So, hello.
	How do you feel that you've made it to the third round?
	Shocked.
	Why are you shocked?
	Because I've never been on a date before.
	You're chatting shit.
	Can you tell?
	Yeah, she did have some certain impressions before.
	I genuinely haven't.
	I was in a relationship for 11 years.
	11 years?
	Yeah.
	Why did that end?
	Honestly, no drama.
	We just drifted apart.
	Matty, where's he at now?
	Just still in my hometown.
	Where's that again?
	I live in Cornwall.
	Cornwall?
	Yeah.
	Where's that like near Birmingham and that?
	Nah.
	Where's the corner?
	If the country is like this, with a little bit at the end, I'm the bit at the end.
	I feel like you're calling me stupid, that's why you did all these things.
	No, because I'm a shitty job.
	You're mad.
	I'm just joking.
	I like these tattoos on your arms.
	Thank you.
	What do they mean?
	Nothing, really.
	I've got a few that mean a few things.
	This one's really good.
	This is my really sophisticated one.
	Okay, the mum one is good.
	Respect to the mum.
	Do you like it?
	I got it done in Vegas when I was drunk.
	I got my mum's name on my neck.
	Nice.
	You went out in Vegas when you was drunk?
	Yeah.
	You get drunk a lot?
	No.
	Got a drinking problem?
	No.
	Drank this morning?
	Last night, actually.
	Why are you drinking?
	Why are you drinking last night?
	Actually, this is a dirty little secret for you guys.
	Yo, I'll keep it a thousand with you guys.
	Yo, a lot of girls, guys, drink every day.
	Or, they drink damn near every day.
	This is actually a very, very dirty secret that a lot of people don't want to hear.
	People are going to call me massages for saying this shit.
	Yo, the average chick, bro, drinks damn near every day, bro.
	It could be a glass of wine.
	It could be a beer.
	Well, if she's from the...
	I've noticed that's white girls from the Northeast that drink beer in the Midwest.
	That's not really a thing in Miami.
	But it could be a shot here or there.
	Maybe some champagne.
	Bro, a lot of girls drink damn near every day, bro.
	Now, with that said, a lot of men drink every day, too.
	A lot of you niggas drink every day.
	Probably not people that watch this podcast, because obviously we tell you guys all the time, alcohol is the fucking devil and you should stay away from it.
	Right?
	Outside of like special occasions and shit like that.
	But in general, a lot of women drink every day, bro.
	You know, just as men.
	But with women it's a problem because it amplifies certain behaviors that you don't want to deal with.
	Right?
	Any time there's a girl alcoholic or any of that other shit, bro?
	Big, big L, bro.
	Big, big fucking L. Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, Chris drink every day.
	Yeah, there you go.
	So then they can put the Chris cam.
	So that's the Chris cam.
	How do you function like that, bro?
	But, yo, a lot of chicks, bro, like drink every day.
	If a girl was ever an alcoholic in her life, guys, You don't want to wipe her up, bro.
	You don't want to.
	That's going to create problems for you.
	Because whenever girls are alcoholics, that leads to other really bad behaviors that you don't want to deal with as a guy.
	At all.
	You know what's crazy, though?
	When a girl drinks and she's normal without drinking, and she gets crazy when she drinks, and that's the norm for her, she might do some dumb shit and fuck you up.
	And she won't even realize.
	Alcohol is very bad for men, but for women, holy bro.
	Because they're already emotional and erratic.
	And they get more freaky, more like, loose.
	Goes over with friends.
	Never know, bro.
	Yep.
	Not in your best interest, guys.
	Don't wife up girls that have ever been alcoholics.
	Ever.
	Facts.
	So.
	And I keep it a thousand with y'all.
	Even a lot of tattoos I'm not a fan of.
	Like, you guys should, um, and here's the thing, you know what's funny?
	In, like, 30 years, we're gonna have a lot of grandmas with, like, fucking saggy tattoos everywhere.
	You know what I really is?
	There's a trend going on now.
	Bro, me and you are, like, the only niggas that don't got tats, man.
	But you know what I really is?
	I mean, me and Mo too, though.
	Oh, y'all got tattoos either?
	No, no, we don't got no tattoos.
	Oh, Chris just walked in the house.
	Wait, Chris, wait, alcohol.
	Swimkin' alcohol.
	No, you shut up.
	None of us got a tattoo?
	Okay, shit, okay.
	Yeah.
	All right, let's go.
	I'd be feeling like the rebellious one for not getting a tattoo.
	I've seen a trend where girls are like, you know what?
	I want all my tattoos gone now.
	They're like, I did this when I was young.
	I don't like the look of it anymore.
	I want them all gone.
	She even just said it just there.
	I fucked up.
	Or not fucked up, but like, yeah, you know.
	But you know what it was?
	It was a trend to do it.
	Get tattoos when you're young.
	Be a rebel.
	Bro, that's just an L, bro.
	It's a big L. It's like, oh, I'm going through so much pain.
	Well, deal with the pain and move on.
	For women, it's an L. Alright, let's keep going.
	Fellas, tattoo maxing.
	You know what's funny, bro?
	They'll be like, wait, why do you have any tats?
	I'll be like, I'm black.
	The fuck?
	Can't see shit anyway.
	They'll be like, oh, you're funny.
	That's a good excuse.
	You're a waste of money.
	Do you see me, nigga?
	I'm black as hell.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	Like, what you want me to do?
	The artist's going to be the biggest waste of money.
	I ain't white like you.
	I'm just saying.
	That's actually kind of true, bro.
	All right.
	Let's keep going.
	Tattoo art is going to have a hard time, bro.
	They got to use white ink.
	White ink.
	White ink.
	Do you have male friends?
	Yeah.
	A lot?
	No.
	Like a nice, even sort of split.
	What do they look like?
	Emos.
	Emos, okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I can mash them up in that, huh?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, just like, I don't know, just play them like a really emotional song and they might just fall apart and then just, yeah, sit in their room and cry.
	You date black guys?
	I mean, I've only dated a few guys.
	I've only dated a few guys.
	You've been in a relationship for 11 years.
	What's going on?
	Yeah, but I was 19, so not major relationships.
	You said it was one.
	11 years.
	Right, I'm not going to make you look stupid here.
	I want to see her with no makeup.
	See, now you're just doing a lot now.
	Now it's getting red.
	I'm just saying.
	You refuse to get in the red.
	That's even more red.
	Do you want to go in the red?
	No.
	You want me to go in the red?
	Big man ting.
	What the fuck was that?
	I guess big man Ting is how you say yes?
	Mad gal.
	What's your name?
	Well, she's older too.
	So...
	Stuck in her ways.
	Yeah.
	Argue with you.
	See, a lot of girls, like, just so y'all know, a lot of girls, like, think it's cute to sit there and argue with you.
	That's why it's so important early on to, like, let girls know, like, that behavior is not acceptable.
	To fucking sit there and argue with you.
	Bro, something isn't right.
	52?
	Looking like that?
	Yeah, sounds off.
	I need to see her with no makeup, bro.
	Sounds off, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Sounds off.
	I got to.
	Sounds off.
	Nigga says she's 24?
	Nah.
	Nah.
	Really?
	I don't think she's 24, bro.
	She might be in her 30s and just trying to be funny.
	But either way, it's an L. Big man team.
	Yeah, L for that.
	Regardless.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	Now Elza, you've kind of got the cheat code right now.
	What's the cheat code?
	Because the body suit, everything is just right.
	Oh, thank you.
	All you can do right now is f*** it up.
	No word of a lie.
	Okay.
	She has a lot of makeup.
	For real, you know that as well.
	That's why you're looking at me dead in my eyes.
	I do.
	I like that.
	So, go ask you questions though.
	How many followers you got on Instagram?
	Like 3,000 something.
	I like that.
	That's very wholesome.
	Thank you.
	I like that.
	That's dope.
	Respect to me for that.
	Pause, pause.
	But them 3,000 followers.
	We did a space earlier today, right?
	And people brought up, this girl is a good girl.
	She has brilliant followers and she's a wife of material.
	I was like, how long you know her?
	A month.
	So the thing is like, you don't know What are they giving to you?
	Let me explain.
	Some of them have an Instagram page that's like low following, but they don't have a backup or a real page.
	And what girls do nowadays, which is a little secret that you guys are going to get right now, they'll give you one of their lower page followers to make you think that they're more pure and more quiet, but they won't give you the real piece that they post on or their Finsta.
	That's the sauce that they do.
	You know what?
	I'm a chill girl.
	I don't go up much.
	Here's my Instagram.
	Very simple family dog pics.
	And that's it.
	Bro, if you knew her other pages, you'd be like, what the fuck?
	Yeah.
	This is why followers could be a lie at some point.
	You would never really know.
	Until you meet the person for a period of time, you won't know fully.
	But maybe she does have a little bit of followers, but just to make sure, you gotta see her other pages, man.
	You never know.
	Yeah.
	And they'll do that where they'll just literally...
	They'll give you, like, one of their pages that has nothing, but they won't tell you the other ones.
	Or, just guys, keep in mind, there's girls right now that got 500 followers that still get attention from A-list celebrities.
	Like, bro.
	Yo, nowadays it's hard to tell, bro.
	Yeah.
	Because the lower following you have, and guys realize, oh my god, I want her even more.
	But it's like, maybe she lost her page.
	Maybe it's a new page.
	You don't know, bro.
	You just don't know.
	So.
	Yeah.
	No, absolutely.
	Let's go next.
	What up, boy?
	Is there any famous people up in there following you?
	No, no.
	Do you date anybody famous?
	No.
	Big Man Ting.
	Where are you from?
	Enfield.
	Fresh just tell him no and he'll start jumping off.
	Yeah.
	We got like AK watching?
	So if I did the CRB check, let me know.
	We fell off though.
	Hold on, pause, pause, pause.
	We fell off though, Fresh.
	Come on, man.
	Yeah, you were right, bro.
	Nigga, nobody watches this anymore.
	Yeah, it's...
	Why?
	It's life, right, bro?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	We'll make a content.
	We won't stop.
	We won't stop.
	There you go.
	Nobody watches us no more, man.
	It's fine.
	Come on, man.
	Let's keep going.
	Nigga said- Yo!
	Get back in the green.
	Never mind.
	I'm not gonna pay attention now, nigga.
	Never mind.
	Thank you.
	Done, though.
	Wow.
	What was your name again?
	Tee.
	Tee.
	Sit down, Tee.
	Feels like an interview.
	Kind of is still.
	How are you feeling?
	I'm feeling well.
	How are you feeling?
	I'm feeling good still.
	You've got a very pretty face.
	Nice skin.
	Thank you.
	Pretty nose.
	I appreciate that.
	Everything nice.
	I like it.
	Thank you very much.
	So, go ask the serious questions now.
	Go ahead.
	Have you ever cheated?
	Oh, no.
	That's not my character.
	Why not?
	I don't think you do that to the person you claim to love.
	You're chatting shit?
	No, I'm dead serious.
	What do you usually do on a Friday night weekend?
	Friday night, either I finish work, go out with the girls, go out for something to eat, drink.
	I love to dance.
	I'm a dancer.
	A dancer?
	When you say a dancer, what do you mean?
	I dance in heels, Afrobeats, hip-hop, like dance classes.
	Okay, so you're not naked, like your nanny out on the internet and that?
	No, absolutely not.
	Would you ever get your nanny out on the internet?
	Absolutely not.
	Okay.
	You're judging people out with their nanny on the internet?
	No, I don't judge.
	Never.
	OK, good.
	You just have to clarify, you get me?
	All inclusive.
	Show their nanny for £10.
	Big up you.
	Love it.
	You get me.
	So, did you answer the question about the pee-up while you're watching?
	I don't.
	You're not doing it at all?
	No, it's not really my thing.
	I wouldn't have the time and it's not my...
	So you've got a little sex drive?
	What's going on?
	Not necessarily.
	I'm waiting until I'm married.
	Bruh.
	Reda.
	That's all right.
	I'll do it.
	Red.
	It's moving mad.
	What was your name?
	Buzz.
	Eve.
	OK, sit down here.
	OK. I just find it funny.
	She mentioned that she's waiting until she gets married to have a good sex drive.
	Bro, how are you going to drive the car?
	Before a test drive.
	How you gonna buy the car before a test drive?
	Especially since we know that she's not a virgin.
	Facts.
	Bro, somebody smash the first night, bro.
	Guys, anytime a girl tells you she's celibate, bro, that means translation.
	I've been sexually promiscuous for a period of time, probably recently, and I need a break.
	Yeah.
	That's what celibacy means, bro.
	Nine out of ten times.
	So don't fall for it.
	Bro.
	Don't fall for it.
	Yeah.
	Don't fall for that shit.
	Let's see.
	Let's keep going.
	Well, it's such a pretty face.
	Thank you.
	And you know what?
	I'm telling you, it's the baby hairs.
	It's like with the side parting thing.
	I love that.
	That's my thing, you know.
	Thank you.
	I like that.
	He likes some ghetto girls, bro.
	He's thinking like, those ghetto girls, man.
	Thank you.
	I'm into hands.
	You've got very nice hands, like loving hands.
	Thanks.
	Your complexion is nice still.
	What country are you from?
	Jamaica.
	You're Jama...
	See?
	I'm telling you, it's like Foxy Brown.
	You got that.
	In terms of the categories on the P-Hub, what are you watching?
	That's a strange question to ask though.
	Nigga, pause.
	90% of girls don't watch Prawn, bro.
	They're just not watching.
	And if they do, they're typically doing it with a partner or with a guy that's forcing them.
	But like, ain't no chick going on the hub on her own, nigga.
	It's a weird thing to actually even get an answer for.
	Yeah.
	So, what's his angle?
	Yeah, that is kind of weird.
	But, eh.
	I'm sure he has a strategy.
	Yo, this man's a fopper.
	What the fuck?
	This man is a fopper is funny.
	Yo, that's probably what it is.
	I don't know, nigga.
	I don't know.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	What kind of ebony we talking about?
	Mel and female.
	Okay, you're good.
	I like that.
	So, when was your last relationship?
	A year and a half ago.
	A year and a half ago.
	Why did that end?
	We were married from y'all.
	He was married?
	Yeah.
	Seven years.
	Seven years?
	You over that?
	Yeah.
	Well, I could do it again.
	I'm a wifey, but for the right person.
	So, when's the last time you went on a date, though?
	This year, early year.
	Where'd you go?
	To, like, breakfast.
	Breakfast date.
	Wait, you got Greggs?
	No!
	It was like some little cafe in Norwood, so...
	See, I'm on the fence about you, so get in the green.
	So...
	What was your name again?
	Sabrina.
	Sabrina.
	Now, Sabrina, you're doing a lot because you have the cankles.
	They're beautiful.
	You love them.
	I love cankles.
	What the fuck?
	No, I am.
	Literally, you've got a very beautiful smile as well.
	Oh, thank you.
	How many followers you got on Instagram?
	17,000.
	17,000?
	- Awesome, what are you doing? - What are you doing, nigga?
	What are you doing, 17k followers?
	Yeah.
	What you doing?
	Yep.
	Oh, man.
	You can play it.
	Keep going.
	I'm a makeup artist, and I just vlog my life a little bit.
	You got any famous men following you?
	I don't think so.
	You dated any famous men?
	No.
	Would you want to date a famous man?
	I mean, I wouldn't say no.
	If somebody told you to delete your Instagram, would you delete it?
	Oh, I mean, I have done in the past.
	Why?
	I just have done when I was younger, I've deleted it.
	So you let a man control you?
	No, I wouldn't do that now.
	Obviously, I've put a lot into my Instagram now.
	Don't be letting a man control you now.
	You're not a pussy at all.
	No, I'm not.
	No, I'm definitely not.
	I like that.
	I like your vibe.
	I love that for me.
	Green.
	Go back in the green.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	What's going on right now?
	So, what was your name?
	Kiki.
	Kiki.
	Step forward.
	Now, you know you're buff, innit?
	Thank you.
	You're knowing it.
	Tell the truth.
	Yeah.
	You've got a mad big ego, bruv.
	You chill out.
	How many followers have you got on Instagram?
	11.5k.
	You got any famous people following you?
	Maybe.
	What kind of famous people?
	I don't know.
	You dating any rappers?
	No, definitely not.
	Dating any famous people?
	You're chatting shit?
	You fully are chatting shit, innit?
	It's mad.
	I know you're chatting shit.
	You're so pretty, I'm still going to just...
	Mad Tig.
	You're fully chatting shit, it's mad, so you're a liar.
	I'm not a liar.
	But you're making up for it still.
	So, when was your last relationship?
	Two years ago.
	Two years ago.
	Why did that end?
	I think at the time I wanted a lot more and I was ready to do like wifey stuff and it didn't come quick enough so I left.
	How did you break up with him?
	I just went to dinner, had a chat, was open, spoke.
	Did he pay for the thing?
	Did he pay for the dinner?
	Yeah.
	So you paid for dinner and you didn't tell him to fuck off.
	No I didn't, no!
	You made me mad.
	No!
	When was your last date?
	Like a month ago.
	With who?
	Name names?
	I can't name names.
	Okay, well with who, like what was he doing for living?
	He was in property.
	When you say property, what kind of property?
	Like, owns multiple properties in London.
	So you're after these rich men?
	No.
	Do you want your guy to be earning better money in that?
	More than me, yeah.
	How much are you earning?
	A lot?
	I'm not going to say a lot.
	In a month?
	Like, so can you, are you like, you're going Waitrose in that, or you're going Lidl?
	Both.
	Balance.
	You're going both?
	Yeah.
	So when you go to Marks and Spencer's, you're getting the big M&S sandwiches for like £5.
	You can do that?
	I can do that.
	Okay.
	Would you support my mixtape career?
	Yeah.
	You would?
	Have you ever supported somebody else?
	Mixtape career?
	No.
	Why not?
	I haven't met anyone here.
	So why would you support mine?
	You don't even know me, bruv.
	Well, why not?
	So you're just a full habitual liar, just lying.
	I'm not lying!
	I'm a supporter of you.
	Yeah, man.
	It's a mad ting still.
	Mad ting.
	Green.
	He was mad so bad, he said fuck it.
	I'm not going to lie, I just wanted to fuck with you.
	Get back in the red.
	Don't get you the green.
	I just wanted to mess with you.
	What the fuck?
	What was your name again?
	Eve.
	Eve.
	I like you, Eve, but you've got to get in the red.
	Okay, so...
	What was your name?
	Kiki?
	Elza.
	Both of you who come there?
	She probably went on a rampage, though, after she got out of that relationship.
	Say that again.
	Her mom is too big.
	For sure.
	You just said everything you need to say.
	So, I like your vibe.
	Thank you.
	You get me?
	I really, really like your vibe.
	Are you looking for, like, a rich guy?
	I want someone that's stable.
	What's stable to you?
	If you're able to take care of yourself, I don't think someone that can't take care of themselves should date.
	That's like the foundation.
	The correct answer is smart.
	They've got no peace to just chill out and be depressed by yourself.
	No, maybe they can have a companion.
	Like a dog.
	No, no.
	Someone for fun, you know.
	But dating, you don't invest a lot of yourself into it.
	So you don't think they deserve no pussy?
	I didn't say that.
	I said to companions, someone for fun.
	Okay.
	But to invest yourself is different.
	What country are you from?
	Zambia and South Africa.
	Nice.
	That's amazing.
	Here, another thing I want to let you guys know, pause.
	There's none of this FBA shit with girls from the UK. They all know where they're from, FYI. They're from Nigeria, Western Africa, Northern Africa, etc.
	Anyone that isn't Caucasian in the UK, they know exactly where they're from.
	And a lot of times they're first, second, third generation.
	So they're still Thai, they still speak the language, they still eat their food.
	So if you're a multicultural type guy and you like women that have their roots and shit like that, The UK will have that for you.
	Yeah.
	Like, the black people there know where the fuck they're from, unlike in the United States.
	Yep.
	Like, in America, you ask, hey, where are you from?
	I don't know, nigga.
	Charlotte.
	Like, you know what I mean?
	They don't have, you know what I'm saying, right?
	Yeah.
	Like, niggas don't know where they're from.
	And then it's funny, because it's like, they'll sit there and tell you that.
	You're not black, and they're a foundationally black American, but you're not black, even though you know where you're from.
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, over the UK- You can't like that.
	Yeah, they're very understanding of where you come from.
	All them niggas know where they're from.
	Also, it's like, I'm black, you're black.
	Yeah.
	It's what it is.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Everybody's a nigga, bro.
	There's none of this weird, like, you ain't black, blah, blah, blah.
	Because they got everybody.
	They got people from Africa.
	They got people from- Jamaica.
	From the Caribbean over there.
	Like, young Philly would be- Like, in America, a lot of niggas would be like, you ain't black.
	But there, they'll consider I'm black.
	Yeah.
	He's Colombian.
	And he's actually Colombian, yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	So, this whole thing about you ain't black, that's an American phenomenon, guys.
	Like, niggas that are stupid that don't have passports.
	Like, that's an American phenomenon, this whole FBA or you ain't black thing.
	Like, anywhere else in the world, you got dark skin, you're black to them, bro.
	But, anyway.
	The test is, when the police show up, we're all going down.
	Yeah, we're all going down, bro.
	And another thing, too, that I've noticed from foreigners versus Americans, they'll be able to tell where you're from.
	It's a very American thing to not be able to tell where you're from when they look at you.
	Like a very, oh, I don't know, you're just black, blah, blah, blah.
	But you go to other places, like if I went to the UK and I talked to these girls, they would know.
	Oh yeah, you're probably, they would know I'm North African right away.
	People are a bit more cultured because they still have some semblance of knowing where they're from, so if they know where they're from, they're going to know where other people are from too.
	Yeah, I get Haiti a lot, but it's Barbados.
	Yeah.
	But you cut past the Haitian though.
	You could.
	I could, honestly.
	But when you speak, niggas will know that you're not Haitian.
	So, if I was Haitian, what would my name actually be?
	Bill Zemo.
	John Pierre?
	Probably Watson.
	Watson?
	Watson.
	Oh, Watson.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It'll be Watson Listed.
	Watson Listed.
	That's an old nigga name, though, no?
	Well, nigga, you got Walter now, nigga.
	Walter ain't better.
	No, like Walton.
	It's an old white name, though.
	Bro, and his last name is Listed.
	Wow.
	You're funny.
	Hey, come on, man.
	Tell me that's not funny.
	All right, let's keep going.
	Finish this thing up.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So I could do R&B, new and old.
	Who's your favourite R&B singer?
	Oh, that's hard though.
	I like Summer Walker.
	I just did that so I could shout at Summer Walker.
	They'll be watching me, Summer Walker.
	Big up you, I love you.
	Whatever.
	I love Summer Walker.
	I do listen to Summer as well.
	Is that going to be a problem for you?
	No, we can listen to it together.
	Okay, good.
	Me and you listen to it together?
	Yeah.
	So if Summer Walker saw this and then me and you linked up and Summer Walker's like, can I come true?
	What are you saying?
	We can have fun together.
	Big man team.
	So you're freaky?
	You can say that.
	Okay.
	Are you quite strong?
	Yeah.
	Turn to your arm?
	Oh God.
	Wow.
	That's amazing.
	You've got to get back in the green.
	Thank you.
	So, Kiki, get back in the green.
	So, what was her name again?
	Sabrina.
	I just heard someone say about Summer Walker and joining in.
	So I like Summer Walker.
	We're chilling together.
	Do you like Summer Walker?
	Yeah, I like Summer Walker.
	I don't know who the hell this woman is.
	Rapper.
	Yeah, fine.
	No, he wouldn't know.
	What do you mean she came through in what way?
	Like we're in the bed together.
	Imagine a more classy sex you had.
	A classy?
	Way more classy.
	But with 10 kids.
	So...
	How would you define Summer Oga?
	She's the fourth baby mama.
	She's the fourth baby mama.
	To London on the track.
	To London on the track.
	Shout out London on the track.
	To London?
	Yeah, you didn't know that?
	Shout out London on the track.
	Oh shit!
	That's what her latest album was about.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, she looked ghetto.
	Fuck that.
	Neck tats?
	Yeah, I'm good, bro.
	This is a good picture, Myron.
	Yeah, nah.
	This is a great picture of her.
	This is an L, bro.
	Wasn't she dating Meech?
	Young Meech?
	Wait, what's up with the rainbow hair?
	Oh, big Meech or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I thought it was Jacquee.
	No, no, no.
	Damn, was it Jacquee?
	Yeah.
	Did she was a 469 or something?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	But here, man, real bad man.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it was Meech.
	Lil Meech.
	Lil Meech?
	Yep.
	Dated publicly for a few months.
	Yep.
	Then they broke up.
	Yeah, but...
	What is she?
	Is she British?
	Nah, she's in the States.
	But I don't know, bro.
	I don't listen to, like, female rappers, bro.
	They're all trash.
	Her music's actually pretty good.
	All female rappers are trash, bro.
	Yeah, see?
	Yeah, Lil Meech.
	She's a good singer, though.
	They're trash, bro.
	Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, they all trash, bro.
	She make toxic-ass music facts.
	She make toxic-ass music facts.
	Yeah.
	She got some hits, though.
	We actually give her the 20%.
	She got some hits.
	I'll give her that.
	London on the track.
	Yeah, London on the track, though.
	She ain't stupid.
	Yeah.
	Thank you very much.
	Standing in the middle?
	Oh, yeah.
	That looks good, you know.
	That's just like, my mind is just going crazy.
	This looks so cool.
	Big man team, get in the chair again.
	Thank you.
	So you're quite feisty, isn't it?
	I guess, yeah.
	You ever had a fight before?
	Yeah.
	So would you say you're quite freaky?
	What, like mentally or...?
	No, we're not talking about your mental health.
	But it matters, guys, it matters.
	Of course!
	You wanna...
	It matters!
	Get in the red, man.
	Mental health!
	Get in the red, get in the red!
	I'm doing so many steps.
	Sabrina, get there again.
	Yep.
	Do you like cats or dogs?
	I like both, but probably more a cat person.
	I like cats also.
	Get back in the green.
	Okay.
	Your cats are wack.
	Facts.
	He's playing around.
	For real.
	I like Summer Walker.
	Do you like Summer Walker?
	Love Summer Walker.
	So if Summer Walker wanted to get freaky with us, what are you saying?
	Let's go.
	Have you ever been with a girl before?
	No.
	Would you?
	Maybe.
	I like your vibe still.
	Still.
	She's saying what you gotta say, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Facts.
	Squeeze up on the chin together.
	Do you want us to squeeze in?
	Stand there.
	What is your favorite feature on Kiki?
	Well, there's a lot.
	I really like her eyes, you know?
	What's your favorite?
	I like your eyes.
	You have a nice nose as well.
	They're the same, bitch, bro.
	You two are amazingly beautiful.
	Convince me as why I should choose.
	Chat, pause.
	You first.
	Guys, guys.
	See, what you guys are witnessing right now, I want to freeze frame this in time right now.
	Really?
	My friends, this is literally the perfect embodiment of what this podcast is and how I want you guys to view the world.
	Women are all fairly the same.
	Clones.
	I'm telling y'all, bro.
	See these two girls?
	That's his type.
	Guess what?
	Two of them literally look fucking identical and he's there calling the shots.
	I want you guys to freeze frame what you see right now.
	Okay?
	This is where I want you guys to be in life.
	I want you guys to be in a position where two girls are there qualifying to you and you're the decider.
	Because at the end of the day, as the man, you are the individual.
	Guys, I'm telling y'all.
	You see one girl that looks a certain way?
	There's a thousand that look like her, bro.
	Also...
	Obviously, this is just a black girl archetype, but we could apply this to blondes, we could apply this to Asians, we could apply this to Indian girls.
	Whatever your like is, they all are similar to some degree.
	None of these bitches are special, guys.
	And I want you guys to be in a position where you're the one calling the shots, because as a man, if you're a man and you're accomplished, you got something going on, you're the fucking prize, not them.
	Don't forget that shit, man.
	Yeah, and just keeping in mind, too, as well, guys, most girls are going to be clones.
	So let's say you find one girl that you like and she turns you down.
	Cool.
	Help another one.
	Promise you you'll find another one that is just like her, bro.
	Exactly.
	I'm telling y'all, bro.
	You guys will always find another one that is just like her, man.
	And you guys, right now, that's why I had to freeze frame this so you guys could see.
	Look, two girls, damn near identical.
	They probably are more similar than they are different.
	But who's the individual calling it?
	He is, because there's one Castile, but there's two chicks that are just like her.
	I wouldn't be surprised this much the same guy.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	Exactly.
	They probably like the same archetype of guy.
	Men, we are the fucking prize, not the women.
	Don't fucking forget that shit.
	And you guys are seeing it right now.
	Sometimes you got to see it to believe it.
	And you guys are witnessing right now.
	Look, two girls, they look fucking identical damn near.
	Yo, they're bad though, still.
	They're bad still.
	I mean, not terrible.
	They're better looking for than the average.
	In it?
	Yeah, I would.
	I would those, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But like, you know, still, no, no, no.
	I mean, they're still, like, they could go to the gym, bro.
	No, that's the only thing I don't, like, they're not really in shape, man.
	That's why I dislike.
	And this is so common with, you know, the fucking, you know, the brown sugar, if you know what I'm saying.
	They don't fucking go to the gym, bro.
	So it pisses me off about them.
	Yeah, I mean, it's full of...
	You see them in the gym?
	Yeah, you don't see them in the gym.
	They don't be in there.
	What I do see is...
	Because they're fucking hair.
	That's why.
	Sweat.
	Yeah, that's the reason why.
	Because actually, I asked one time, I was like, why do y'all niggas not go to the gym?
	Our hair.
	Bro.
	The fuck, man.
	That doesn't make sense, though.
	That's why.
	That does actually make sense.
	That makes sense now.
	Okay.
	But, like, yeah, bro.
	Like, yeah.
	Like, this is...
	Yeah, and these girls are, like, average, too.
	Like, that's what I'm trying to tell y'all, man.
	So many girls look like these chicks, man.
	Don't fucking sit there and sit for girls that don't give a fuck about you that are replaceable.
	Okay, hold on.
	Straight hair or curly hair?
	I prefer straight.
	I prefer straight.
	Unless...
	I like curly.
	It depends on which type of girl it is.
	Okay.
	I like curly.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Like, for example, on Angie, I like her hair curly.
	Because she's straightened it before.
	She looks good with her hair straightened too, but it always frizzes up anyway because it's Miami.
	So, on her, I like it curly.
	But, like, it depends on the girl.
	For black girls, I like it straight.
	And I want it to be natural.
	I don't fucking like this wig shit and weave.
	I don't like that.
	Yeah, bro.
	Me either.
	It's just trash, bro.
	Who would you pick?
	Straight hair or curly hair?
	I think both of them have weave on or wigs.
	Yeah.
	Both of them do.
	Probably.
	So that's why this is an L for me.
	Yeah.
	That's why I don't like as well.
	Bro, imagine smashing it and all the hair comes off.
	Bro.
	Bro.
	Here's the thing.
	They get mad at me when I went into space one time with Tommy Sotomayor and there was some brown sugar in there.
	I told him, bro, if y'all went to the gym, took care of yourselves, spoke proper English, weren't ghetto, and wore your real hair, you'd be way more attractive.
	You're a racist.
	Alright, bro.
	I want to talk to y'all.
	That's why I don't talk to them no more.
	Everything is racist, bro.
	Everything is racist.
	They don't want to be saved.
	You're an Uncle Tom.
	You're a coon.
	Whatever the fuck they want to say.
	Curly here.
	Curly here.
	Okay, Curly to the win.
	Straight.
	Straight.
	We got a poll going on?
	Alright, cool.
	Alright, but let's see who he picks, though.
	Thank you, brother.
	Alright, let's continue.
	What he's giving?
	I'm saying, why should I choose you?
	Oh, me?
	Oh, if you wanted me to do it for her?
	No.
	Oh, well, I don't know.
	I feel like we'll have a good time.
	I'm funny.
	I like good jokes.
	You're funny.
	I'll laugh at them.
	We can go out.
	It's like genuinely laughing.
	You're just laughing because...
	No.
	Genuinely.
	Otherwise, why am I not?
	But yeah.
	Okay.
	What country are you from?
	Jamaican, Puerto Rican.
	They know where they're from.
	They know where they're from.
	Big man ting.
	I like that stuff.
	They know where they're from, guys, with the UK chips.
	Get back in the green.
	Both of you lot, though.
	Oh, sorry.
	Sabrina, it's a rating still.
	Not gonna lie.
	So, I'm having a really hard time right now.
	So, Kiki, get in the chair.
	You've got 30 seconds to tell me I should pick you.
	Damn.
	I think it just makes sense.
	We'll have a good time.
	You look good, I look good.
	So, on the first day, you're paying?
	Because why would it be good to...
	He's brazen like that.
	Unless you kept it real.
	Second day, you're paying.
	Why are you paying?
	Because you're the man, and I'm here for you.
	Okay, okay.
	Where are we going on the first date?
	I prefer you to choose.
	Okay, okay, good.
	You're going to chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.
	Good.
	No.
	Chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.
	We'll go chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.
	What is it?
	So basically, 20 pound, we both can eat nice.
	Right.
	20 pound, we can make it nice.
	We've got little tables, little chopsticks.
	Okay.
	You like that?
	I like food.
	So you wouldn't have a problem with going chop chop on the first date?
	I can't guarantee that we'll continue, but we'll see what the vibes are like.
	Big Man Ting Kiki, it's a red ting for you still.
	That's fine.
	She's like, chop, chop!
	Nope, not for me.
	She needs prime dimes, wine it, and dine.
	You have won a thousand pounds, yeah, and you get to go on a second date.
	So let's go, man.
	Come on.
	Guys, Big Man Ting, make sure you like and subscribe and comment on the ting, man.
	Okay.
	Was that a good choice?
	Nah.
	I don't think so.
	Who would you have picked?
	None of them.
	I would have walked off that ship by myself.
	Keep it to the house with you.
	And then I would have collected some numbers after for some recreational use only.
	I ain't walking off with none of you hoes.
	You guys are all 304s.
	I think you made a good choice though.
	She's the best.
	For him?
	Best of the situation.
	I would have took the corny joke.
	Corny joke?
	Yeah.
	Light-skinned chick from the before?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	She was going to argue with you, nigga.
	Yeah, she was going to argue with you.
	I'll argue with you all the way home.
	I ain't going to lie to you, though, nigga.
	I mean, I know that.
	Come on, man.
	Nigga said I would take her as if she would take him back.
	Come on, man.
	I know.
	Stop it, bro.
	Stop it, man.
	Stop it, bro.
	I said the quiet part out loud, man.
	I don't disagree.
	I ain't disagreeing.
	Well, tell him more something, man.
	You would get her eventually.
	I don't disagree with mine.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, let me say, there's copies everywhere.
	So you'll find one.
	When he gets to medium Moe, then he'll get that.
	There you go.
	But right now, he's still big Moe.
	We gotta get him down to medium Moe.
	He's on the way.
	Yeah, he's on the way.
	Almost 200 pounds lost, right?
	Yep.
	Yes, yes.
	W Moe.
	Yeah.
	We got some chats here.
	All right, yeah, let's read some of these chats.
	And then, I thought it was with some girls.
	He said Obich was the hottest.
	Prince J. G. What do we got here?
	Okay, I see.
	Shout out to all you guys, by the way.
	Watch it.
	Got like 10,000 Y'all Ninjas in here.
	Yep.
	So shout out to you guys.
	Between all the platforms.
	But then again, we don't get no views, so, you know.
	Yeah, we don't.
	We don't get no views.
	Like I said, we fell off.
	Views are off.
	Because they only use YouTube.
	Apparently.
	It's funny, bro.
	Yeah, I know, bro.
	It's crazy, man.
	W Fresh, what do you think about the North Korean troops allegedly getting Cade and Ukraine and possible alliance in Ukraine with South Korea because this is starting to sound like World War III? Is that a question for me or Fresh?
	I think that's for you.
	Why are you blacked out, then?
	I think he's going to say something there about you?
	Or...
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Okay, I got you.
	I got you.
	You can say W to me or somebody else.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah, I didn't hear about this, guys, so I gotta do some research.
	I didn't hear about North Korean troops getting killed in Ukraine, but that's a problem.
	That's an escalation.
	Crazy.
	Shout out to Jubilee giving Marion a name drop in their new Fit Women vs.
	Fat Women video.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Who?
	Who gave me the shout-out?
	A good way, though?
	No.
	Probably not.
	No.
	The excuses I met since that video is appalling and you are forever ingrained in their memory, probably.
	Oh, they won't forget.
	Yeah, niggas won't forget.
	Bro, react to the self-deletion of Liam Payne.
	I don't know who that is.
	One Direction.
	Oh, apparently he jumped to a window or was hanging from a window in Argentina.
	Yeah.
	And he sadly...
	Mario, you don't know One Direction?
	You should.
	No.
	They were like a group version of Justin Bieber.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	One of the most famous boy bands after NSYNC. NSYNC, yeah.
	NSYNC. Alright, let's keep going.
	I gotta do research on that because I don't know who he is.
	React to the shooting body cam footage of the woman that stabbed the cop.
	I already talked about it on X already.
	What?
	Moe Bills, I know you're hungry.
	Someone bring out Hero.
	Okay.
	What does it say?
	Myron, if Frank ever...
	What?
	If Frank ever needs a pup, let me know.
	Or ever has a pup.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Keem Chillin, sip 20 bucks.
	I appreciate that.
	WFNFW, Cast Club.
	Just so you guys know, man, when you join Cast Club, you guys can go ahead and send in tips like this, only a buck and you get it read.
	So, you know what I mean?
	But obviously, what?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But I'm saying like, you know, it's going to go up and shit, but like if you send it in the beginning, we do read it.
	Mine says, I love you to Frank.
	It says, you cool to Angie.
	You guys are fucked, man.
	Alright, Loki started hating after hours.
	Every time I listen to after hours, I want to jump off a balcony.
	I can't imagine how y'all feel.
	Glad you cut it down, though.
	Myron, watch the stress.
	Watch that stress from after hours on top of all the energy drinks and lack of sleep.
	We can't lose you like KS. Don't worry, man.
	I ain't going nowhere.
	What else do we got here?
	Roman the show, man.
	Appreciate that.
	Shout out to you.
	Hero is the first dog I've seen to walk away from his own ball of chopped up steak.
	It was good to meet the little pup, but he's definitely bougie.
	He is, bro.
	He really is.
	Yeah, I mean, Frank or Hero.
	Oh, yeah, Hero.
	Yeah, Hero is spoiled, yeah.
	He was wild.
	Yeah, nigga.
	You ain't have Frank yet when Jacob was here?
	He has no care in the world.
	At all.
	Yeah.
	Anybody else?
	Miguel OCO says, my uncle was taken away by his son.
	My aunt was stabbed by her son and their house was set on fire and lost everything.
	Please, FNF community, donate to my aunt.
	I'm sorry to hear that, Miguel.
	That's crazy, bro.
	I'm sorry to hear that as well.
	I want to see Myron do a 20 verse 1.
	Yeah, me too.
	I don't know if they would do it.
	If it ain't snowing, Myron ain't going.
	Ha ha ha!
	We can deal with some mistakes too.
	Yo, so the owner of the channel wants to do one with us as well.
	20 vs.
	1.
	Which channel?
	Sound of TV. Yeah, we could.
	Yeah.
	We could.
	We could.
	Or we could make our own.
	Eh, I don't mind.
	We can do it.
	No, you know what?
	Because it's good for the British audience.
	Yeah.
	We can do it.
	No, no, no.
	I didn't put it.
	Oh.
	Because the thing is, that's a whole other market.
	Yeah, it is.
	United Kingdom.
	It really is.
	What else do we got here?
	We got one chat coming in, but not right now.
	It's not safe.
	I'll tell you this, though.
	I'll be the best 20 verse 1 contestant ever.
	Would you break it down?
	Why?
	Yeah, I'll tell them exactly why I declined them.
	To their face.
	To their fucking face, yeah.
	Bitches need to hear that.
	I might save some of these hoes.
	You might.
	Anything else?
	Yeah, we have one more coming in right now.
	Just give me like two minutes.
	Alright, guys.
	FNFSuperChad.com, by the way, man.
	And we got After Hours coming up.
	Or join Cast Club.
	And we got After Hours coming up.
	I think we're going to start at 10.30.
	Yeah.
	We're going to end this show and then start around 10.30.
	Chris is here right now.
	Yeah, Chris is here.
	W? Yep.
	Jeremy, 920.
	Appreciate that.
	20 bucks.
	Cool.
	Yeah, that is it.
	All right, y'all, boy.
	Cool.
	All right.
	So, yeah, guys.
	This was a great stream, man.
	Had a bunch of you guys tuning in.
	We covered the 20 verse 1.
	A lot of RP2s in there.
	And, again, I think the most important thing for you guys to understand is that, look, a lot of those girls are replaceable.
	A lot of these chicks aren't as special as you guys think they are.
	Like, you want to be in a position where you're like the Castillo and you're picking between two different girls that are essentially the same because a lot of them are.
	And if you get rejected one time, all the girls are the exact same.
	Increase your value so that you can shoot more shots, my friend.
	Thanks.
	All right, guys.
	All right, cool.
	So, I think all the girls are here.
	Chris is going to go ahead and set this thing up.
	We'll be back in about 30 to 40 minutes.
	For Aphtars, love you guys.
	Peace.
	I ran, I ran so far away.

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