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Oct. 3, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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After Hours w/ Girls
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Thank you.
And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshly Podcast.
After our edition, we're joined with some lovely ladies.
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
What do you do?
Come on in here, bro.
Get out.
It's the night.
It's the night.
Kind of hot.
In the night.
No control.
F*** out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here. - All right.
- All right, and we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Freshly Podcast after hours edition, man.
We're live on all the platforms.
Castle Club, Rumble, YouTube, Twitch, etc.
X as well.
So make sure to follow us on all the platforms, guys.
Quick now as we get to show, rumble.com slash fresherfit.
That is the home base of Longwood Castle Club.
They are one entity, if you guys were wondering.
Locals, aka Castle Club, are the same thing.
And they're all a part of Rumble, man.
So make sure to become a Castle Club member.
We have weekly Zoom calls.
We've got Castle Club Premium in there.
And also, we got city groups.
Right now, I think we got four or five city groups.
We got New York, Miami.
Region.
We got like seven regions, but we're bringing back the city groups.
So if you guys want to be in the Discord where they talk to each other, etc., the Cals Club Discord is there.
You get a link, and you subscribe with your email that you're a part of with Cals Club, and then you automatically get enrolled in.
Yes.
We got a couple city groups up right now.
New York.
Miami.
Canada.
Toronto.
And I think Houston.
So far.
So we're going to build it back up and get all the generals.
They're different cities again.
But, you know, we're slowly building it back up.
So make sure to be a member of Castle Club.
Also, tomorrow, Zoom call with Casey Redberry.
We're doing two calls.
Castle Club and then premium.
Two separate calls.
So hop into that as well.
And then we'll do the stock guy this week as well.
Later on.
And what else?
I'm trying to think.
It's my birthday, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's your birthday, and the goal is to hit 7500 subs, guys.
So let's see if we can do that on Twitch.
If you're a brokie on Twitch, guys, type in I'm a brokie, and then someone will go ahead and give you guys a sub.
So go ahead and just type it all in all caps, and they got you.
Also, if we hit our goal, we're going to go bowling.
Right, Marin?
I guess so, yes.
IRL, because I'm stuck.
Double date?
I don't know.
You can leave Angie at home.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Go ahead, Chris.
Yeah, go ahead, Chris.
Go ahead.
Anyways, shout out to the chat, man.
Shout out to Twitch, YouTube, OF. No, I'm joking.
Rumble, Castle Club.
Guys, we have a show tonight.
So, you know, W-Panel, no Ratchet, 304s, Notion Equals, etc.
I'm reading the chat.
It's not me.
But, find me on Twitch, guys, Aaron Parkson, and let's get it, man.
Let's hit our sub goals, not Instagram right now, man.
You know what?
Chris Parkson for now, man.
Chris Aaron Parkson, man.
Let's get it.
Alright, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, we do have a living, dating status, and vote, of course.
Your bot account.
And one more thing before we get into that.
Guys, Crypto Course is live.
Crypto Mindset Course is live right now, man.
Go ahead and get in there, guys.
If you're tired of being a broke, you can't get a sub, etc.
Go ahead and join the Crypto Mindset Course starting October 14th.
They're going to be doing two Zoom calls a day, one at 10 a.m., one at 10 p.m.
Pacific Standard Time, they're gonna be teaching you guys everything you need to know when it comes to crypto, whether it's buying and holding, trading, all that stuff.
They're gonna be watching the market, watching the charts, and you will go ahead and be a part of that Zoom call, and you'll be able to make real-time decisions right then and there, man, because cryptocurrency, obviously, isn't an evergreen market.
It's always changing, so you gotta be up to date.
So if you were in the course before, Re-enroll.
Classes start on October 14th, man.
So you guys go ahead and make some goddamn money and stop being brokeies.
We turned many people into millionaires in this course.
So you invest a thousand, you can easily 10x that if you just apply some of the stuff they teach you.
As you guys know, I have a six-figure portfolio myself, thanks to stuff that crypto mindset course teaches and Charlie and Miguel.
So they're some of the best in the game, guys, for a reason.
There's a reason why we've had them on for three to four years now, working exclusively with them when it comes to cryptocurrency.
A lot of other people are scammers.
These dudes are out here actually helping dudes become fucking rich.
So go check it out.
Yep.
Alright, so once again, name, age, what we do for a living.
Link pinned.
Denny status.
We'll start here.
Okay, thank you.
Hello, everybody.
My English is not perfect, but I will try.
My name is Ilona Chernabai.
I'm an influencer.
I have one million followers.
I'm a European blogger, originally from Ukraine.
I teach people who will be bloggers.
This may work.
I have a lifestyle blog.
And now in America, I'm starting...
Is it on YouTube or where is it?
No, Instagram.
IG, okay.
And how old are you?
28.
So you're from Ukraine, you're an Instagram blogger.
Highest education level completed?
Education level?
Like a school?
No, no school.
No school?
University.
No university?
She didn't go?
No, she did.
She graduated?
She graduated.
She got a bachelor's degree?
Yes.
In what?
Economics.
Okay, okay.
Relationship status?
Yes, I'm in relationship nine years.
Okay.
How'd you guys meet, you and your current guy?
And I have a child.
And a chat?
A child.
A baby.
A baby fresh?
No, no, no.
How did they meet?
No, but...
How did you meet?
In the nightclub.
Back in Ukraine?
Yeah, in Ukraine.
I'm dancing.
What was it say?
In Kiev or...
What?
In Kiev or where in Ukraine?
Donetsk.
Donetsk, okay.
Donetsk.
Are your parents still together?
Are your parents together?
Mother and father?
No.
No.
Birth control?
Are you on birth control?
Kids?
No kids?
Yes, I have kids.
One kid.
Boy.
Seven years.
No, but are you on birth control?
Like, do you use birth control now or no?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Alright.
So, one year.
Not married though?
For nine years?
Yeah.
She might have been in a club.
Yes, yes.
He just doesn't want to get married?
Not married, but when we celebrate seven years together, I take this one and nothing.
So I guess you gave her a ring after seven.
But we're together for nine years.
Hoping.
What about you?
Oh, hi, I'm Sianna.
I'm 25.
Hi, Sianna.
Where are you from?
I actually just moved here from Oregon.
What part of Oregon?
The embarrassing part, where all the liberals and the blue hair...
Yeah, exactly.
Wow, how'd you know?
Yeah, I know.
Very familiar with Portland.
But you guys are a very bike-friendly city.
You've got bike lanes everywhere.
Yeah, like, people hit a lot of bikers all the time.
Like, bicyclists get run over, like, twice a day.
Were you there in 2020?
Yeah, it was pretty rough.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's kind of like the final thought of like, okay, I need to move because it started to look like Skid Row.
And it's hella drugs out there too.
Yeah, they just decriminalized all drugs.
So like if you get arrested with like fentanyl, as long as it's like a User amounts?
Yeah, exactly.
Then you don't go to jail, which is like good and bad, but...
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Super woke.
I know.
When did you leave Portland?
I actually left in April when I moved up here.
Oh, this year?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
What do you do for work?
I am a stripper and I do OnlyFans.
She belongs to the streets!
Okay.
Were you dancing when you were in Oregon, or did you just pick that up when you moved down here?
I started in Seattle, actually, but Seattle was like a really...
I don't know.
It wasn't a good situation.
It wasn't a good area to be a stripper in.
There's a lot more sex work out there, so I decided to come to Miami.
Are those videos true where they walk the streets?
Yeah, actually there's midget hookers.
And I shit you not, when I grew up, I was honestly pretty sheltered, so I did not know that street walkers or prostitutes were real, but they have little midgets in stripper heels.
Working the blade.
Yeah, the blade.
It's crazy.
They look like toddlers in heels, and then you realize it's a midget hooker.
Oh, never mind.
That's scary.
Alright, so you do that in OnlyFans.
So you were in Seattle first.
When did you go to Seattle?
I left Oregon a few times.
So it was back and forth going between Oregon and Seattle, and then you finally made the move away from the Pacific West Coast in April.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm like, all of them are liberal, so I just came here.
Highest education level completed?
I did a little bit of college.
Did you get your associates?
I did not get my associates.
So high school, high is completed.
Yeah.
Alright, relationship status?
I'm single, but I do like someone.
Okay, does he like you back?
Yeah, it's complicated, man.
I think so.
I would like to say so.
I know.
How did you meet him?
I met him on Tinder.
You see?
Just fucking.
It's okay.
Something like that.
But he took me to Disney and did a bunch of cute things.
Okay, how long y'all been seeing each other?
We're not, uh, it's complicated.
No, but like, how long have you guys like...
I talked to him for like a month or something like that.
I don't know.
Wait, wait, question, uh, did you smash the first date?
No.
Come on, man.
Second date?
No.
Third?
No.
At all?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
He never smashed?
No, he smashed, but not on the first, second, or third date.
Oh.
What does he think about, like, the whole OF and dancing?
Have you guys had that tough talk yet?
I think that's probably why things are on the outskirts right now.
So we'll see.
Who knows?
He's Muslim.
I can't blame him.
Oh yeah, it's over.
Habibi, take me.
It's a wrap for you.
Yeah, he ain't gonna do it then.
Alright, fair enough.
He's actually watching you right now.
He is?
He knows what it is.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Nope.
They're not, but my father figure is really influential to me, and my mom is...
Is your biological dad?
Yeah.
- Okay.
- What? - You said father figure in the sense, the way you explained son, he didn't like you. - He chose to be my father.
He chose to be my father.
He wasn't biologically related to me, and I wasn't aware of that.
That's my point.
He's my bio-father.
To me, he is.
That's stupid.
To you, but we're saying, like, actually, you're...
Never mind.
Yes.
So I asked the correct question.
All right, so he's not your biological father.
It's someone who's a father figure, like you had framed it.
Yeah, sure.
Is he like a stepdad?
No, he was supposed to be my father, and then I found out my mom was a lying whore.
Oh, shit.
Love her, love her, love her, love her, but...
Okay, at least she's honest.
Shocked me.
I was like, damn, okay.
I found out when I was 20, so...
Can't trust him at all, man.
Nah, I can't trust him.
All right.
Someone in the chat.
Oh, okay.
They're both crazy.
All right.
Worth control for you?
No, but no.
Okay.
All right.
No kids?
No.
All right.
Absolutely not.
Oh, and then, well, you're a Ukrainian, and then you just Caucasian?
Jewish, actually.
Okay.
You can keep laughing.
You can laugh a little harder if you'd like.
Hi, I'm Annie.
I'm 20 and I'm from Atlanta, but I live here now.
Okay.
Okay.
How long have you been in Miami?
For three years now.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I used to be a stripper.
I knew someone was going to say it.
For you, they said the apples are far from the tree with their mom.
I knew somebody was going to say that shit, bro.
She's a lying whore.
That's the way I said that shit.
Okay, anyway.
I might be a whore, but I don't like it.
Yeah, but I used to be a stripper.
She's not a lying whore.
She's honest.
What about you?
Okay, so you're 20, Atlanta, what do you do for work again?
Sorry?
I used to be a stripper.
I used to be a stripper, and then, I don't know, I'm just a fun employee now, I guess.
How do you pay your bills?
Don't worry about that.
Okay.
I know what that means.
Okay.
But do you?
I definitely know.
But do you?
The last episode we did?
No, we trust me.
We know.
What if I just rob people?
Who are you robbing?
Don't worry about it.
Is it you?
No, right?
No.
Exactly.
What the?
Hey man, the logic is there.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, this is like great timing from the last episode we did.
Fun employed.
Okay, fun employed.
Alright, how is education level completed for you?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Vietnamese.
Full?
No, I'm half.
Italian.
Because that's Japanese.
What about you?
What's your name?
Body count?
My body count?
It's over time.
I don't know, like 15, 20, maybe?
Yeah, she did one a year.
Yeah, you won a year.
Maybe, maybe 20 years.
Times three, okay.
It's probably more than that, but okay.
Yeah, more than that for sure.
That's just the guys that didn't use a condom.
Okay, what about you?
Hi, I'm Paris.
Hey, Paris.
Welcome, Paris.
What do you do for it?
I am now an OnlyFans model for Heel Mike.
Oh, shit.
For Heel Mike.
Okay, and then how old are you?
20.
20?
Education level?
Yeah, where are you from?
Colorado.
Born and raised.
Denver?
Yes, south of Denver.
Okay.
And then what was that first you asked her?
Her education level?
Yeah, education.
Yeah, high school diploma.
Okay.
And then dating status?
Single.
Still?
Damn.
Just kidding.
I just moved here, so I don't know.
Wait, so when did you move here?
Three weeks ago.
Fresh off the boat.
And I guess next question for you would be like, you've been here for three months.
Do you feel like you've changed at all?
Three weeks.
Sorry, three weeks?
Three weeks.
Have you changed at all, you think?
I don't know.
Alright, it's coming soon.
A little bit.
Oh boy, okay.
I'm telling you.
Parents still together or not?
Yes.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And then birth control?
Yes.
Cool.
What about you?
My name is Ryan.
Hey, Ryan.
I'm from Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
I do OF, and I'm...
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 20.
Okay, and you're from...
What part of Pennsylvania are you from?
Philly.
Okay.
You look familiar for some reason.
I was here before, and I'm Zerka's slave assistant.
What?
I do everything, man.
You what?
What's she talking about?
Slave assistant?
That's what he titles it.
I listen to what he says.
Slave assistant?
That's what he calls and I listen to what he says.
Okay.
Alright.
So I guess you said OF and slave assistant?
Yeah.
Alright, write that down.
For Daddy Z. Daddy Z, got it.
So, what are you doing now that he's like in Albania?
Well, I'm going to go out there soon.
And I've just been doing off since then.
Waiting.
Waiting for him.
Holding down his PC. Okay.
So, what do you do?
Like, you, like, just help him with, I guess, his travel?
No, when he was down here, I was cleaning the place he was staying at.
I would cook him, like, these big trays of food.
Like, whatever he wanted.
And just handle his business for him.
Alright, okay.
Are you guys in a relationship?
No, we don't do anything.
Hand on the Bible, we've never had intercourse.
Okay, not even like a blowjob?
Well...
Well that actually makes sense, because that's what it goes for.
I will put my hand on the Bible for that, but no.
That never happened.
Okay, I just really...
The title is hilarious.
Sleep Assistant.
Hey, once you're happy...
Put that on your LinkedIn.
It's on my Twitter and bio.
Okay.
Lovely.
I thought I'd seen it all.
Parents, are they still together, your parents?
Your parents, are they still together?
No.
Relationship status?
Single?
Yeah.
Single, but your parents divorced, right?
Yeah.
Okay, are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
Ethnic background, white?
Yeah, I'm Italian.
Okay.
Forget about it!
Going back to Paris real quick, you said you're 20, you're from Denver, Colorado, OF, you're Mike.
High school, um, relationship status is single or?
Single.
Single.
Okay.
And then, are your parents together?
Yes.
Okay.
And then birth control for you?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you on birth control too?
Mm-mm.
No?
Okay.
And then, you are white, Caucasian?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Chris, bro.
My name is Maude.
I do OF. And I'm from California.
God damn.
Do we not have any normal girls here, man?
Y'all do OF? Fuck, man.
I don't have normal girls here, bro.
Am I me, bro?
Fuck, man.
Alright.
What do you want, man?
Alright, sorry, what was your name again?
Maud.
Maud?
Yeah, it's Frank.
She's Maud in the chat.
Oh, that's like your real name.
Yeah.
Like M-E-A-U-X. Alright, Maud.
How old are you?
I'm 18.
Okay, where are you from?
California.
What part of California?
Sherman Oaks and Santa Cruz.
What?
Say that one more time?
Sherman Oaks.
Sherman Oaks, Sherman Oaks.
And Santa Cruz.
Okay, next to Santa Cruz.
Alright, you said you do OF? Yeah, and I'm also in college.
Okay, you go to school out here?
Yeah, Palm Beach.
Okay, so you live in Palm Beach too, I'm assuming.
No, I live in Fort Lauderdale now.
Damn, you drive all the way to Palm Beach?
I'm doing online.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I was going to say highest education, but that's high school and then you're in college.
So, relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
Uh, birth control for you?
Yes, I am.
Oh, sorry, one camera.
Sorry.
You said yes for birth control?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, uh, race as, I'll just pull white, I guess?
Yeah.
Do all your girls, like, work under mic for OnlyFans?
Fuck no.
No.
Yes.
Just five of them.
Okay, you don't, but you don't do OnlyFans.
You just get money some other...
Oh, you do it as well?
Yeah.
But like, not fully.
I just do it when I'm bored.
Bored.
Whenever I need a little...
It's a great hobby to have when you're bored.
You guys work for Mike, right?
Possibly.
We don't work for anybody, actually.
We run it by ourselves.
All women run.
He's just a streamer.
Raise your hand if you don't do OF. Yo, have a birthday fresh, man.
Let's go, man.
That's what Fresh wanted, guys.
What?
No, they're not.
Who said that?
Let's go with L, man.
Okay, who's up next?
Actually, sorry.
I don't.
On OnlyFans.
I know OnlyFans.
Fuck!
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Devin.
I'm 24.
Devin?
Yes.
Okay.
24, where are you from?
Antigua.
What kind of...
What I do for work, I do social media, OnlyFans.
I hear the accent.
So, OnlyFans.
Highest education level completed?
Associates in social science.
Did you get that here in Miami or somewhere else?
No, I got it in Virginia.
Okay.
Where'd you go to high school?
Here?
I went to high school in Antigua.
Okay.
How long have you been in Miami?
About a year now.
Okay.
Strong it up!
Strong mo!
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm married, but we have an open relationship.
Okay.
Who's in?
Both ends?
What?
Both ends.
Who won it?
Him or you?
You what?
That's a first.
Really?
We haven't had one of those in a while.
Who asked for it?
You or him?
Her, and it's both of us.
Oh, her.
Yeah.
That makes more sense.
Got it.
Okay.
Okay, so you said she asked for it?
No, both of us is a mutual thing.
Someone initiated it though.
Who kind of was like the first one to bring it up at least?
I don't think it's just a mutual thing, to be honest.
We were both open people when we went into the relationship, so we knew what we were signing up for.
Now, when you guys have your open relationship, do you guys both go deal with men, typically?
We do both.
Okay, both.
But is it predominantly men?
I'd say yes.
Interesting, interesting.
Wow.
I have a...
A theory?
A theory here.
Thesis?
I have a theory.
Okay.
Speculation.
You get hit the law and order thing for me?
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, I'm not working, man.
I have a theory here.
Where's your girlfriend, sorry, your wife from?
Antigua.
She's from Antigua as well?
Yes.
Was she born in America or Antigua?
Antigua.
And you were born in Antigua?
No, I was actually born in Virginia.
What's the predominant religion in Antigua?
Christianity.
What do your parents say about that?
About our relationship?
Yeah, your parents.
They're cool with it.
It took them a little minute, but they're cool.
Interesting.
What's your theory on this?
Her girlfriend married her for papers.
Oh, definitely not.
We are married for love.
She's not even in the United States.
FBI, open up!
Okay.
Listen, if it works, it works.
I'm just saying that's different because normally that's not the case.
How long you guys been married?
We've been married for, I think it's four months now.
Okay, it's going up soon.
Yeah, but we've been together for three years.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
They are.
Okay.
And then birth control for you?
No, I don't believe in birth control.
Okay, live life on the edge.
Yeah.
Alright!
Cool.
What about you?
Who's up next?
Hi, my name's Chloe.
Hey, Chloe.
Hey.
Alright.
How old are you, Chloe?
I'm 21.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm from Florida.
You said Florida or Florida?
Florida.
Florida.
The Panhandle area, like Dustin, Panama City.
Pensacola.
Pensacola?
Pensacola.
Okay, Pensacola.
Okay.
You guys have got that federal prison out there.
Okay.
And I think it's Central Time, Pensacola, right?
It's an hour behind.
Yeah.
It's one of the few areas in Florida.
Who even goes to Pensacola anyway?
There ain't nothing there, bro.
Shit's like dead.
A lot of people spring break in Panama City Beach, so...
Really?
It's a big spring break spot in the Panhandle.
I've been there a few times, but that's because there's a federal prison there back when I was on a job.
Oh, shit.
So, okay.
What do you do for work?
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I did a little bit of college.
Did you get your associates?
No.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
And then racial background is white?
I'm a Spaniard and Philippine.
Okay.
Who's Spanish?
Your mom or your dad?
My dad.
So he's like from Spain, Spain?
Yeah, Barcelona.
You speak Tagalog?
A little bit.
Okay, and then your mom is from where?
The Philippines.
She's actually full Filipino?
She's from Manila.
Manila, the capital city.
Okay.
Okay, I wouldn't...
I can't really tell.
I can't even tell, yeah.
That's actually a common combination of Spaniard and Filipino.
Yeah.
How do you know that?
He be on the Reddit thread.
The Spaniards actually colonized the Philippines a couple years ago.
Well, multiple European countries colonized that country.
Interesting.
Spaniards, Chinese...
Alright, body count?
Yeah, you.
I don't know.
I don't keep track of that.
What was the last number you kept track of?
I would say like 13.
Times three, bro.
Okay.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Sienna.
I'm 21 and I'm from Pennsylvania.
Okay.
What part of PA are you from?
Philly.
Philly?
Do you guys know each other?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you live in Miami now, or are you just visiting?
I live in Miami.
Well, Fort Lauderdale now.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
A lot.
Alright.
Yeah, of course.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
Alright.
Are your relationship status?
I'm single.
Parents still together?
My dad passed, but my mom's been with my stepdad since I was one.
Okay.
And then, birth control for you?
No.
Alright.
Last but not least.
What's your racial background?
My mom's Italian and my dad is black and Puerto Rican.
I figured black and white or something like that.
Yeah.
Alright.
Cool.
And now what about you?
Hi guys.
My name's Andrea.
I'm 30 and I moved to Miami about five months ago.
Where are you from, Virginia?
That's a loaded question because I lived everywhere, all over Asia, all over Europe.
I moved her from London, but before that, I was living in two weeks.
She belongs to the streets.
Military parents or?
At the beginning, yeah, and then I decided to just move around to just go to different places.
Damn, she belongs to the world, man.
She belongs to the world, bro.
She belongs to the world, man.
Miami is a permanent move.
Like, I'm here to stay.
I'm tired of moving.
Fucked in Asia, fucked Africa, fucked in Africa.
I did go to Africa.
Yeah, we know you did, bro.
BBC, we up?
Uh.
You don't do it.
I'm just curious, like, what made you want to, like, travel?
Your parents travel all the time and want to explore the world?
I think it's just, like, I feel like there's so many homes you can have.
And just not one place feels like home to me.
And I just wanted to see what place felt like home the most.
How do you afford all that?
I have a job that I work really hard in.
No jobs.
I went the corporate route.
I'm in business operations, actually.
Okay.
So you can work from anywhere?
Yeah, I can.
Alright.
Interesting.
You said business operations?
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I have so many questions.
Bachelor's degree in communications.
Where'd you get it from?
I got it from a college in Washington.
What's the name of the school?
I don't want to say it because I don't want to put that out there.
You graduated like eight years ago.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
It's your alma mater.
Washington State University.
Okay.
But I don't really like that school.
That's the school that Brian Korberger went to, right?
No idea.
Chat, fact check me.
I'm pretty sure that's the guy that killed those college students in Idaho.
If I'm not mistaken.
Well, that's Idaho.
Yeah, but it's right on the border.
Yeah, true.
Brian Korberger?
Korberger, yeah.
The guy, he basically, it was a crazy story.
He killed four college students in their apartment.
You guys didn't hear about that?
It was a house.
Your dog has a foot fetish.
But like, the roommates were all there, and no one heard anything, right?
Yeah, that was crazy.
I can't believe you heard anything.
I think it was an inside job.
Chat, am I right?
Was it Washington State University?
It was Pullman.
They're saying in the comments that it was Pullman, Washington, so that would be a different area.
Washington State University.
Was I right?
No?
Washington, yep.
I think he was a master's student and he actually was studying criminology.
Wow, that's wild.
No pun intended.
And then basically they caught him because there was DNA on the knife sheath or some shit like that.
Marine type knife, military knife.
There was DNA there and then they found that DNA when they followed him to his house in Pennsylvania.
Myron, he was a Ph.D. in criminology.
Ph.D., okay.
I knew he was a graduate student, I just wasn't sure if he was an athlete or a Ph.D. Okay.
Luckily, you survived.
Luckily.
Happy to be here.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright, are your parents still together?
Makes sense.
Yes, they are.
Alright, birth control for you?
Nope.
Okay, then I'm going to put, assume you're white or?
I'm half Korean, half white.
Alright, body count.
No idea.
Oh yeah, I told you.
All over the world.
What is worse, not knowing or having a number?
Trying to figure it out real quick.
I think every girl knows to a degree what it is.
Wait, wait, question.
No one never mind.
What type of dick do you prefer?
Asian dick?
Black dick?
Korean dick?
In your experience, what men do you prefer?
You're well-traveled.
Just because I'm well-traveled doesn't mean I slept with everyone.
I have no idea.
I can't comment on that.
Anyways, yeah.
I think the proper way to phrase it is, what is your type, is what he's asking.
That's what he means.
Black, white, Asian.
Excuse our friend.
My type is like a wide range.
I go mainly on personality, so it can be anybody.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't discriminate.
So you don't have like a preference at all?
I don't really have a preference, but I do like taller men.
Some niggas.
That's fair.
So you don't have a racial preference?
I don't have a racial preference, no.
You have more of a, I guess, height preference?
High preference.
I do have that.
Okay, let's say you have a black dude, a white dude, and an Asian dude, and they were all six foot.
And Indian, too.
Yeah, and Indian.
So which one would you pick of them?
Come again.
Okay, fine.
Probably, you didn't include Middle Eastern, but I'll do Middle Eastern.
I'll gravitate towards that or Hispanic.
Okay, that's fair.
So, like him.
I'm not really...
I'm like a fake Middle Eastern, though.
Yeah, but you're Middle Eastern.
She don't know that, bro.
Not every Middle Eastern person.
Well, here's the thing.
Arabs don't think that I'm Arab.
Really?
Yeah, like if I start speaking in Arabic, they're shocked.
So you have no home?
See, I'm lucky enough to have a home.
Kind of like me.
No, because no one thinks I'm Asian.
So when I speak Korean, nobody...
Yo, Bill, bring up this video in the chat real quick.
Wait, by the way, we got a special presentation here.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Fresh!
Happy birthday to the boys!
Happy birthday to the boys!
You gotta make a wish, Fresh.
Can't tell us that.
Yeah, but you can't tell us or it won't come true.
I wish I was, um...
It's not gonna come true now because you're telling us.
No, that's a superstition.
You think about a wish, you blow out the candles, and you keep it to yourself.
Alright, can I take my wish after?
No.
No, you have to make the wish.
It won't come true.
I wish you were all OnlyFans.
So, all of you still OnlyFans, I'll subscribe.
There you go.
I mean, only because you asked.
Hold on, I'm curious.
What made you join OnlyFans in the first place?
Money.
Money?
Money.
Money.
Someone convinced me to.
Who?
Was it your ex?
I can't say.
It was Mike.
No.
No, absolutely not.
Mike would never do that.
Money?
I was bored.
Opportunity?
Yeah.
Just bored?
I mean like I got kicked out at like 17 so what else was I gonna do?
No, I was not.
Okay, what about you?
My family was like really not financially well off so I wanted to make sure that me and my future children and my little siblings had like something to fall back on and like I don't know I'm getting my little sister like shoes for school and stuff.
Wow!
I love the music.
Making a way, I guess.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, at least it was the motivation behind it.
Yeah.
Well, you were just bored, so that's kind of...
All right.
I mean, there was motivation.
I had no money.
Yeah, right?
Fun and play.
But I was bored, too.
So, you know...
All right.
Well, a lot of you guys are influencers or I Know OnlyFans, which kind of forces you to be in the internet world, so I might as well ask this question.
What were you told prior to coming on this podcast?
We'll start here and then work our way back this way.
Or what did you hear about the show?
Did you hear anything, if at all, about the pod before you came on?
I heard absolutely nothing except that it was going to be a fun time.
Oh, all right.
Sweet.
Okay.
Might be fun.
For you.
Okay.
I heard not much besides look nice.
Okay.
Really?
Did I tell you nothing?
Well, you failed.
Hey, this is jokes.
I'm a comedian, okay?
I'm a terrible comedian.
Trust me.
Horrible.
The world's smallest kid.
Hey, I'm just saying, bro.
Bro, what the fuck?
Wow.
Bro.
I'm sorry, man.
You think it made me laugh.
Yo, it's been a while since Fresh made me laugh like that, bro.
It's the first time.
That's rare.
You found that funny?
Like, it's all up and down.
Oh, it's okay.
Because, bro, Fresh never makes funny jokes.
I'm so pissed off my shit over here, man.
That's the fuck, bro.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I think I said you failed.
Oh my god, French.
Well, you failed.
What the fuck, man?
Oh my god.
Oh man.
So you just don't look nice.
Nothing else?
Um, it's gonna, we're gonna be speaking about a bunch of different topics.
Fair enough.
What about you?
It could be negative, ladies, if you were told negative things.
I'm just curious.
I wasn't told much.
What were you told then?
Just be happy, be positive.
That's a good attitude.
How about the podcast, not about your personality?
Oh, well, be positive on the podcast.
Okay.
What about you?
I think I had seen Myron on a Middle Ground episode one time.
What were your thoughts on that?
That was an interesting episode.
But other than that, I don't think I've seen the podcast.
Wait, did you see me at all?
Nah, I've seen your face on social media, but not on like the podcast.
Maybe like scrolling through Instagram or something.
Yeah, because you don't say much.
I don't say a lot.
I'm just there.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, no, the Middle Grounds, she's referring to guys as the one where I debated the fat people.
Yeah.
Oh, I hate those.
It was funny.
I hate those.
Their most viewed video after the Charlie Kirk one.
And the most comments.
Yeah, most comments.
Insane comments.
What about you?
I'm not gonna lie, I've only seen and heard bad things.
Please tell us!
What was it?
But you guys seem actually really nice.
Darn it!
None of the bad things you heard.
Yeah, one thing.
That you guys are just like...
We watched clips.
Misogynist assholes.
Really?
Yeah.
How dare you?
No way!
Fair enough.
What about you?
I've been on here before, so I kind of already knew, so I didn't really hear anything.
Oh yeah, she's been on here before.
What about you?
You guys are super inspirational when it comes to masculinity and men.
I think that's cool.
But it's also, this podcast, I heard that it degrades women.
Okay.
But I mean, never judge a book by its cover.
You hold two different sides.
Right, of course.
So it degrades women and then helps guys.
Well, never judge a book by its cover.
That's why I'm here.
Alright.
To find out for myself.
And we're not your OnlyFans.
But we're not books.
That's fine.
What about you?
Personally, me, I was told y'all hate women, but it's okay because sometimes hate is due.
Hate is fucking due.
Damn.
Okay.
All right.
Interesting.
What if it's Asian hate?
Okay, sometimes that's due to. - Oh, you're based.
Okay, she's based. - I don't like some of them either, what?
- Okay, alright.
- Oh, I can agree.
Trying to. - Oh my God.
So, my Discord had some funny advice for me to come on the show, and one of which is they're like, okay, Sianna, we know you're really controversial and you like to say controversial things, and they said, watch out for Icy, because she will beat your ass if you say something.
And so I came on this thinking it was a little bit of a setup, and yeah, also same as them, I hear that you hate women, but also whoever fought for our rights, I think they should be found in shock.
So you don't like feminism then?
No, I think it's stupid, honestly.
Who decided that we were going to have a job and have to go work?
I would rather be cooking and cleaning.
What is the problem with this?
I would have been fine at home.
Feminism has started a lot of the problems but that's fine.
What about you?
What did you hear?
One week ago, I was on the party at Atlanta, maybe a close party.
It's a famous influencer in Miami.
Who?
Atlanta?
Yeah, I know.
He does a lot of paintings and cars and stuff.
Yeah.
Is he on IG mostly?
Yeah, mostly Instagram.
He just did a painting for Trump, I believe.
He has 1.2 million followers.
He did a bunch of...
He did Kim Kardashian too as well, first off.
He's cool.
Yeah.
And there I meet, I think, partner Chris, and he invited me here.
Oh, you met Chris there?
Chris, matchmaker.
Oh!
He invited me as well.
If Chris was there, you wouldn't know what he'd be saying, you know?
If he was there.
Well, if he was there, you can't see him, bro.
I was on this party?
Yeah, the same party, girl.
Yeah.
He was recruiting.
W. Chris, man.
W. Chris.
So, did you hear anything about the podcast before coming, or no?
No.
You didn't know?
Yeah, he's like, yo, come on, man!
Put winner Zelensky.
I knew it was coming.
I had to ask.
Ukraine or Russia?
No, Putin or Zelensky?
Who do you like better?
Zelensky?
I'm from Ukraine.
Putin is...
No, tell us!
So you're for Ukrainian, you're not an ethnic Russian at all.
Do you speak Russian or no?
Yes, I speak Russian because I'm from a city in Ukraine, too much city, you know, and 50% don't speak Ukrainian, speak Russian.
Wait, where'd you grow up?
I'm from Donetsk.
Okay.
It's west, northwest Ukraine.
Northwest?
Yes.
Okay.
Northwest.
I say about west Ukraine.
Okay, west Ukraine.
So is it further west than Kiev?
So is it closer to Poland?
Yes.
No.
No, it's closer to Russia.
Yeah, so she means East, then?
Yes.
Yes, she means East, not West.
Okay.
So, alright, and then 50% of the people that are there are Russians.
They speak Russian.
Because of the Soviet Union, a lot of people speak Russian in Ukraine.
Of course.
But they speak both, Russian and Ukrainian.
Yeah, but like Eastern Ukraine has a lot of Russians, ethnic Russians.
Is she from that area?
Yes.
Like Donetsk is next to Russia.
Yeah, okay.
So it's on the border.
Yeah, okay.
It's my translator, thank you.
So I'm curious, how many of you here want to find a husband and be a stay-at-home mom?
Raise your hand.
Pretty much all of you accept...
Wait, so who doesn't want to find a husband?
Okay, all of you want a husband, okay.
Now, the second part of the question is, who wants to be a stay-at-home mom with a husband, right?
Yeah.
Who wants to be a stay-at-home mom?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so only four of you want to be a stay-at-home mom?
I want to be, but realistically.
But you can do other stuff and stay at home.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, stay home, cook, clean, I don't know, take the dogs on the walk, feed the kids, you know, get their creative influences going, educate your children.
I just find it funny, the career path, and then the need for it.
But no, I get it, I get it.
But isn't it maternal to do whatever you have to do to make sure that you are set?
Yeah, exactly.
Like, I mean, maybe not for everyone, but for some people it's more based on, like, survival and stability, not because they want to go out and do an OnlyFans.
I mean, someone argued that you found an easier way out, but still you found a way.
It is.
Let's pull up the calculator.
Let's see where some of these women rank as far as the man that they want.
Because that'll be interesting.
Just so you understand, ladies.
Data market is tough nowadays.
So we're going to help you find this dream guy.
Hopefully with some results here on the test.
Yeah, old school, fresh and fit stuff right now.
So yeah, guys, we're going to pull up a calculator.
So ladies, this calculator that we're about to pull up is probably the most accurate assessment of men in the United States.
Okay?
We're going to ask you, hey, height.
Income, all these types of things, and we'll see how common he is.
Who wants to go first?
Yeah, who wants to go first?
I volunteer.
You volunteer first?
Okay, cool.
And I want you to be as honest as possible.
It pulls this data from the U.S. Census Bureau, the CDC, and the National Health Survey.
Homeland Security, too, or no?
Well, not Homeland Security, because they don't really take a...
That, but yeah, it comes from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, the Center for Diseases in Control, and obviously the U.S. Census.
So, okay, what is the minimum age he can be?
Minimum age would be 20 or 21.
Okay.
20 to 21?
Yeah, 20 to 21.
Okay, so that's pretty narrow.
Minimum height for you?
Minimum height is 5'11", or 6 foot.
Just put 6 foot.
Sorry.
Okay.
Six foot?
Alright.
Race?
White, Hispanic, other.
Alright.
Highest education level?
Shit, I don't care as long as he has money.
What education level do you think is most conducive to that?
Well, college, but there's people who like, you know, I guess college would be nice, but...
Okay.
A bachelor's or an associate's?
Associates.
Okay.
Associates.
Alright.
Minimum income per year.
Or you can say monthly.
Whatever's easier for you to calculate.
Minimum income per year, I would say at least $100,000 per year.
Because that's low.
That comes out to about $8,000 a month roughly.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fine for you.
Yeah.
Alright.
Married.
Can you be married?
No, fuck no, he cannot.
Can he be obese?
Fuck no, no, no.
Let me ask, you know what, just so I can kind of hit a couple birds with one stone here, how many of you ladies, this is kind of where your guy's going to fall?
Not me.
Not you?
Really?
Are your standards higher than this?
Way higher.
Okay.
No, no, no, this is actually interesting.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
So real quick.
This is what you want and a guy bare minimum standards for you.
Honestly, I would say any education, though, because the comments were saying that at 21 or 20, that is a little bit weird, but like...
Don't read the comments.
Okay, my bad.
We'll go ahead and...
Any education level.
Oh, go ahead and make it any education.
Fine.
Now for the rest of you, you guys have higher standards than this, right?
Let me be clear.
Yes.
All of you.
I feel like I was going to lower mine a little bit.
Okay, raise up hands.
Who has higher standards than this?
I mean, it depends what higher standards mean.
Literally off of the metrics that we have here.
But age, I would go higher.
Money, I would go lower.
High, I would go lower.
All of them, I'd go higher.
High, that's what I'm saying.
Who would go higher on everything pretty much?
Me.
One, okay.
What about you?
You'd go higher on everything.
And then what would you change?
Age.
Okay.
But everything else, fine.
What about you?
What would you change?
Age, height, and maybe the married one?
Alright, so we'll do one for you.
And then you, what would you change?
I would change age, height, and ethnicity.
Okay.
What about you?
What would you change?
And then I'll go to you.
Age, income, ethnicity.
Okay, so we gotta do another one.
Alright, and then for you, you said you would change what?
Income?
Yeah, I would change income and I would change age.
Would you increase the income?
I would decrease the income.
Decrease.
Okay, what about you?
Age, income, height, and rates.
But age is just minimum, correct?
Minimum age to maximum age that you would do.
Oh, to maximum age.
Okay, I don't want 20 to 21.
Sorry, I thought it was like, I thought you were saying the minimum age.
Okay, what is the minimum to the maximum that you would do?
20, maximum, probably like 35.
Okay.
All right.
Now, does that help some of you guys out a bit?
Yes.
20, 35.
You, it does.
Okay.
For me, 40.
It's okay.
Well, you're married.
You're off the market.
Well, not married, but...
I can go.
Okay.
She's looking to trade up, I guess.
You won!
Okay.
Let's go ahead and...
Because I want to get as many women encompassed here because after the first one, you guys are going to get the gist of this.
Yeah.
But, so for a lot of you guys, it's going to be similar to what you guys want.
So, Female delusion calculator.
I'm black to the race.
Would you do a black guy?
I'm black.
I would never date a black man.
I don't know.
It's just not my preference.
It's not my preference.
Alright, that's cool.
So you know what we'll do?
How dare you!
Let's check black just because.
Let's just check black just because it's going to encompass more women here on the panel.
But go ahead and build your man.
More income.
More income.
And congratulations!
You scored a perfect 5 out of 5 cat bags.
This guy is less than 1% of the population.
I'll find him.
I swear to God I'll find him.
I'll find him.
I'm very determined, bro.
I'm psychotic.
I got that BPD. And ladies, this doesn't include his personality, his quirks.
His dick size.
So if he's twitching, then you girls will leave him.
No, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, so I think the takeaway here is for some of you guys, this was like too low almost.
And what I'm saying is that even this guy, six foot, 100,000 plus per year, etc., he's extremely rare.
And keep in mind, I checked the black box for you to increase it even more.
If I decreased, it would have went down even more.
That's fine.
Who made that?
Are any of you guys...
Myron did.
No, I didn't make it.
Actually, one of our supporters did is a statistician, but he made the code and the data, but this is an accurate representation of men in the United States.
But who told them that?
What meant that?
Does he know we live in Miami?
It's probably research.
Is it like AI or like research?
Ladies, were you guys paying attention when I said that this data comes from a conglomerate of different studies?
Like U.S. Census, CDC, National Health Survey.
Did they tell you that?
Every year, they put out stats.
That just said female delusional calculator.
I don't know.
I don't think that's valid.
You do have to think about the idea that not every, like for example, for a depression statistic, not everybody's gonna fit into the statistic because not everybody is gonna say that they have it.
Some people set the curve.
Yeah, some people don't go vote, so they're not going to fit in the statistics of who checked the boxes.
Okay.
Ladies, it's called the female delusional calculator for funniness, right?
Like, okay, ha, let's have some fun with this.
However, where it pulls data from is extremely legit and statistical.
Yeah, but if you came to me talking about a joke, like, why would I take you seriously when you want to switch?
Why would you name it something so silly?
But the name has nothing to do with the quality of the data that comes from it.
It does, because what message are you trying to put out there?
Is it accurate or is it funny?
It's accurate.
It's clickbait.
Sounds pretty accurate.
Sounds pretty accurate.
It's the most accurate.
It's the most accurate assessment of men in America because it pulls from different, literally from three different...
But like, how do we know?
What if there's a better calculator?
Do you have one?
Yeah.
Do I have one?
I don't know.
We could probably find one though.
This is by far the most accurate one.
There's another one that's like, I Got Standards Bro, which is even simpler than this one.
Let's see what it is.
A better calculator is we can walk outside, do an IRL stream, and ask every single man if they fit into that thing.
That's called a study, ladies!
That's a real study!
I don't know what that was, AI! You do understand, going and doing an IRL stream in the city of Miami, which is a major city that has a lot of exceptions to general rules, we're talking about all the men in the United States.
Matter of fact, hold on, didn't you just say you left Portland because it sucks?
In Seattle?
Yeah, exactly.
Would it be fair to say that the quality of men there sucked?
No, actually.
Then why'd you leave?
Well, I had a stalker, so he sucked.
And so that's why I left.
But he's in jail now and has like a $350,000 bail.
The point I'm trying to make, ladies, is we're going off of the average.
The average guy is five foot and making like $30,000 to $50,000 per year.
Did the men tell you that?
Did they go on that website clicking, yo, I'm this old, I'm this color, I make this much money?
Where are we pulling the information from?
Typically, when you get census...
Wait, are you serious?
I'm being so dead serious.
Are you aware that there are surveys that collect data on people in the country?
Every year.
Not for no site called Delusion.
Maybe a real study.
.org, baby.
I'm just curious.
Where do you get your stats from anyway?
I don't know.
You can get them anywhere.
Textbooks?
Textbooks?
Did that come from a textbook?
No.
How many people took that from there?
So, we get sample sizes which are like...
When you go on a website, you have to make...
Like, didn't they teach all that in school?
Like, it has to say.org.
Yeah.
I can make a.com shit.
I can make a.com.
So you're saying what's.org is legit?
No, not just.org, but like it has to be a verified website.
Are you aware, I just literally told you, it comes from three websites that have.org and.gov.
No, you didn't say that.
I told you the CDC, the U.S. Census Bureau, National Health Survey, I said this.
Where was that?
Keep seeing different ones every time you see them.
It's at the very bottom of the tool.
Okay, bring it back up.
Either way, it's still verified.
It's really not that easy.
I just wanted to know if it was...
U.S. Census Bureau and National Health and Nutrition.
I could have put that in my website, too.
How does nutrition and health have to do with women's delusions and what kind of men I'm going to find?
Because we ask, can the guy be obese?
Okay.
So, it has an idea, it tells, it knows the obesity rate in America and it goes off of that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck fat, people.
Okay, continue on.
Oh, my goodness.
No, real shit.
Take a walk.
Take an Ozempic.
You're lying.
That's wild.
That's crazy, bro.
You know what's wrong?
This is the next generation.
That's insane.
In America.
We are doomed.
Okay, great.
Doomed we will be.
Man, who brought this panel, man?
Who wants to go next?
W Mike, man.
Who's next?
They're not with Mike.
Me, I want to go.
Okay.
We got Harry Zerker a slave.
We don't associate.
Can we just...
Okay.
Minimum age?
19.
Maximum age?
Like 40, but only some 40-year-olds.
Okay, minimum height?
Six foot, I guess?
No, uh, wait, minimum height?
Like 5'8".
5'8"?
Wait, so you said, uh, what age?
The maximum age?
40.
40?
Okay, gotcha.
Like 5'8.
Yeah, 5'9 actually.
What race?
White, Black, Asian, Indian?
All of them.
Even Asian?
Well, actually get rid of the Asian.
Wait, even Indian?
That's not on there.
I know, but other.
That's an other.
Well, there's also other others.
Are Indians Asian?
Indians are Asian, you're right.
Education, any.
Any?
No.
Yeah.
Okay, and then also the income.
Minimum.
80K. 80K? Yeah.
Okay.
For a year.
And then can he be obese or married?
He could be married, but not obese.
Alright.
No, not married, not married.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
There we go.
No, no, exclude married.
No, she said that he can be married, but he can't be obese.
He can be married, but he can't be obese.
So click, yeah, that one, that one.
We got it.
Perfect.
Took us a while.
Yeah, any.
Okay, bill your man Fill any of those things at all I did the minimum not okay.
Yeah, but what but this isn't about this about what you would actually accept I?
Oh yeah, I would accept anybody from 19 to 40.
I'd accept anybody who makes over 80k a year.
I'd accept anybody who's...
We said please be Zerka, but Zerka's like 6'4".
Yeah, but that's even better than the...
Well, I put the minimum for 5'9", because I'm short.
I'm only 5'0", so if you're 5'9", then you're already 9 inches taller than me.
That's good.
I'm fine with that.
Okay, that was just a strange quote to say, I guess, after.
Okay, never mind.
Alright, who's up next?
I want to go.
Alright, go ahead.
This is Miss High Standards here, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
Minimum age for you?
Minimum age would be 19.
Okay.
And then maximum age is like 30.
Okay.
And then I want height.
Minimum age is 6'6".
Okay.
And then race, white, black, and then other.
Okay.
What's the other?
I don't know.
I like Middle Eastern men.
Okay.
And then I want a master's degree.
I'm 6'3".
Master's degree.
Oh, shit.
And I'm on income, like, a million.
A year?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Alright, so that's like $80,000 a month.
Great.
Alright, fantastic.
Wait, those are nines.
Nine, nine, nine!
Thanks, guys.
Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, Oh, you can't put all the...
Oh, you can't even put it?
Oh, 500k is the max?
Okay, um, let's go ahead and put, uh, can you be married in Orbeez?
No.
Neither?
Oh, right, this is gonna be fun.
Sorry, Mo.
It's gonna be like, zero, zero, zero, zero.
I found three of them.
I'm a little bit chilly.
Guaranteed.
Guaranteed.
Yeah!
You did three of them!
Good job!
Whoa!
The cat special!
Damn, bro.
Damn.
And you were what?
18?
Yeah, and my ex is exactly that.
Your ex, for a reason.
Yeah, I was about to say ex.
Because you left him, didn't you?
You going back to him?
Exactly.
He left you.
Nah.
You left him.
He probably should.
Who left who?
He left her.
He left you.
He wanted to have a college experience.
But he's coming to visit this weekend, so.
Really, man?
Oh.
Wait, but he made a million dollars a year?
Yeah.
Well, he has, like, family, like, company.
Daddy's money.
Yeah, basically, but he, like, he's, like, in trading and stuff.
I don't know.
Trust fund?
Trust fund, baby.
Pretty much.
And how old is he?
You said 20?
No, he's 19.
Yeah, 100%.
Wait, this is the first?
One of many.
No.
Interesting.
No, no, like a 0%?
No, we've had girls that broke the calculator before.
No, like...
Mo, this is like, no numbers.
0% break the calculator.
Not even like a chance.
Yeah, but notice how she says she found one, so is it really accurate?
I mean, I'm not going to lie, like I found a man with those.
You can find them, but will you keep them long term is the question.
Yeah, I'm going to marry him.
Nope.
After his college experience?
No, no, no.
But you really want to take him back after he went and left and fucked a bunch of bitches in college and then is like, okay, now you're not leftovers?
Well, because I was his only body, so we need to go experience stuff.
Me, personally, he's my only body and I'm happy with that.
What does he think about you being on OnlyFans?
He supports me.
Because I don't do anything nude or anything.
And he sees it all.
Interesting.
He's 19, right?
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
You don't know nothing.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll start here on the work.
Well, actually not you, but we'll start here.
Has being on OnlyFans affected your ability to find men or date?
Me?
Me?
I'm literally just starting mine now.
I used to be a dancer.
Okay, did that affect you?
Starting OnlyFans?
In certain aspects, definitely.
Like how I view the world and men in general.
Oh yeah, it kind of turns you off a little bit?
See how men really act?
Yeah.
But let me ask you this, is it harder to find a guy to date, or easier now?
Well, back then, with stripping.
When I started doing it, I kept it down low.
I never made it public and a lot of people didn't know.
My life didn't change outside of the club.
It's just the way I viewed men after I started working there.
Especially older men.
Being 19.
These niggas are weird.
You still on the dark side of men.
Yeah.
Niggas are weird.
Cheating.
Those dogs.
Weirdo stuff.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That always happens.
What about you?
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So let's turn up 10 hype train.
Let's get a hype train going to do we have one before?
No, we didn't okay, so we got to get one going and then Tommy cheered 20 bits and he said the weird stuff is It's romantic shit.
They watch it on Netflix and they think it's real life.
Okay, so move on has only fans affected your ability to find a guy?
For you.
No.
Personally?
No.
Why do you say no?
No, because...
I mean, just no.
I've never had a problem with it.
If I tell them that I do OnlyFans, they don't care.
Okay.
Do you think it's hurt your ability to retain them?
Because maybe attracting them isn't a problem, but maybe getting them to take you seriously, give your relationship, do you think that's hurt?
No, I get taken serious.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Then why are you single?
Oh, I said I was single?
Here we go!
Here we go!
So you was counting the whole time?
Catch it, bitch!
What am I supposed to say?
The truth!
Maybe that works?
I mean, I didn't know the relationship was going to be brought up, so...
But we asked you a question.
Yes.
And then you said what?
No problem.
No problem with only fans.
Okay, so she got a man.
You got a man.
Yes.
Okay, cool.
So they're working for you so far.
You're welcome, bro.
Hold on.
How long have you been with your man?
Only like two months.
Three months.
That's what we're saying.
That's why I said I was single because it's three months.
Man, you don't like them, man.
No, no, but the point is does it last long enough to even call it like a real relationship?
At least like a year?
Two years maybe?
You can't make this up, man.
Yeah.
I would say...
Well, I guess you'll find out eventually but usually it doesn't...
What about you?
It doesn't affect me, to be honest.
Men love seeing me and my wife on OnlyFans.
You guys do scenes together?
We do.
Interesting.
What about you?
No.
I'm not really interested in finding men right now.
What about Homeboy?
He doesn't mind.
I just feel like because he's young and 19, it's not the same, but okay.
It's also like chill now.
He lives in Boston, so.
So you don't care if he's with other girls once you end up marrying him later on?
Yeah, it's okay.
Alright.
But do you think he'll want to marry you if you're on OnlyFans?
Yeah.
I'm not sleeping with men, so why should it matter?
But the image.
Well, to be honest with you, if he did judge me, then he's not the right man for me because...
Preach, baby.
And he doesn't care, so why would I care?
Like, what?
Okay, so you obviously have extremely high standards, right?
Yeah.
So, since you have high standards, who do you think is rarer?
The guy or you?
The guy, I'd say.
So, wouldn't it make sense that you have to kind of bend to his whim since they're rarer than you are?
In a sense, maybe, in like some things, but not really because I feel like we're like best friends.
I don't know.
We have the same birthday, too.
Really?
The exact same day.
What's the sign?
Cancer.
Two cancers?
Oh my goodness!
They're a match made in heaven, bro!
Double the cancer!
Let's go!
Look, that does sound right.
My bad.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Stupid!
Okay.
I mean, the logic is astonishing there.
Yeah, fresh at the booing.
Alright, so you do understand that since he's rarer than you, he kind of dictates the terms, right?
Yeah.
Yes and no.
How?
Well, what are you talking about?
Like, what terms?
Okay.
Are you familiar with the term, the concept of supply and demand?
Yes.
So, if something is in low supply, demand goes up, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, if your guy meets these requirements, he has money, he's tall, he's good looking, all these things that you're saying, well, that's really hard to find as we just demonstrated through the calculator, correct?
Yeah, sure.
But, how many big-tidded blondes are out there in the United States?
A lot of them.
Okay.
So, by your own logic, he is more rare than you, so why would he pick another girl?
Because my personality is rare.
Or why would he pick you over another girl?
Your personality is rare?
Yeah.
Okay, tell me something interesting about yourself.
I don't know, off the top of my head.
Maude.
It's you!
How do you not know almost every state in the United States?
What?
What was that?
I said I've lived in like literally so many states in the United States.
How does that help him?
That's how it goes.
You just asked me something interesting about myself.
About your personality, not about like your life.
How am I going to say explain my personality?
I got a question for you.
What if we ask the question, how would he, or why would he choose you over her?
Because he, I don't know, like, we're like the exact same.
Like, our personalities are the same.
I don't even know how to, like, describe it.
Like, we mesh together.
Like, he, like, girls have been all over him.
Whatever, I don't care.
Let me ask this, ladies.
How many of you consider yourself special?
Like she does.
How many of you consider yourself special?
Or unique?
Very unique.
Okay.
Who else?
No, you?
Come on.
Do you consider yourselves unique or special?
She looks like every other bitch.
I don't know, but I can cook handmade potato.
I like her, man.
I like her, man.
She's funny.
What do you say?
She looks like every other bitch?
I'm not talking about her.
You just asked if I thought I was special.
No, I look like every other bitch.
Oh, you're saying you do.
Okay.
I mean...
At least she's honest.
Okay.
So, a majority of you think that you guys are unique or special in a way, right?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, special ed, man.
Okay, we're gonna play games.
All right, we're gonna play a game, ladies.
What we're gonna do is...
I want you guys to put ten fingers up.
Okay?
So, what we're going to do, we're going to start here and then work our way around.
And I want you to name one redeeming trait about yourself.
It could be, I'm loyal.
If you are also loyal, when she says it, hypothetically speaking, you take a finger down.
Or I'm funny.
Or I'm funny.
You know, she's like, oh, I'm funny too.
And then you take a finger down.
And you just work your way down.
So it's going to start here.
Then we're going to go this way.
Then we'll come back around this way.
So, name one redeeming trait about yourself that you think would make you more attractive to a man.
And if a girl says something that you also have, I want you to take a finger down.
Fair?
Fair.
Alright, go ahead.
I'm empathetic.
Okay, so you understand other people.
Yeah, really deeply.
Okay, cool.
She's empathetic.
Okay, what about you?
I'm kind.
I can see that.
Kind of.
Alright, who else?
Oh, it's your turn.
Go ahead.
I have a good attitude.
Okay, so empathetic, kind, good attitude.
Three things.
What about you?
Spontaneous.
Okay.
Spontaneous.
What about you?
I'm very experimental.
Okay.
Wouldn't that same thing as spontaneous?
Yeah.
But I'm brave.
Alright, you're brave.
Brave.
The same shit, bro.
Wait, how would...
Okay.
I was going to say that's beneficial to the man.
Yes, it is beneficial to the man.
Say big tits, bro.
Just say tits.
I have huge tits.
There you go.
Okay.
Alright, if you got big tits, I guess, put a finger down.
What about you?
I'm loyal.
Okay, you're loyal.
Alright.
Really?
What about you?
I couldn't tell.
I've never hit a vape.
Oh, okay.
Never once, never will.
Wait, you still have ten fingers up?
More or less.
You're not kind or any of these things?
She put two down.
Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
So, okay, cool.
Ladies, keep the fingers down so I can see where you stand.
Yeah, if they said something you have.
So, what is it so far?
One more time.
Empathetic, kind, loyal, spontaneous, and big tits.
Okay, what about you?
Or no, was it your turn?
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, you never had a vape.
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess I'm funny.
That's what they told me.
All right, you're funny.
By the way, let me tell you that.
What about you?
I can cook handmade potato gnocchi from scratch.
Okay, girl.
Okay, so you can cook.
You can cook.
And it's pink, so that's two things.
She's good with her hands.
Okay, she can cook.
What about you?
I'm a professional heels dancer.
Oh, okay.
Professional heels dancer?
Heels dancer.
Yeah, heels.
Nothing in heels.
I don't know how that benefits a guy, but...
Okay.
We'll give it to her.
That's fine.
Alright, now we'll go back around again.
Go ahead.
Let's see.
I have blue eyes, honestly.
They're really pretty and they're big and they look like bug eyes sometimes, but some people say blowjob eyes.
Blue eyes.
Fantastic.
What about you?
I know how to clean.
You know how to clean.
Alright, so you're a clean person.
If you're clean ladies, please put a finger down.
Oh, super clean.
Okay, what about you?
Athletic.
Athletic.
If you're athletic ladies, we're in good shape, put a finger down.
What about you?
I could do tattoos.
Okay.
I don't know.
He could get free tattoos.
Tattoos are expensive.
Okay.
What about you?
I have good stamina.
So you're in shape?
Athletic.
Okay.
What about you?
I can already think of once of you.
Right?
They said everything.
Yo, this experiment is fucking gold, bro.
Nothing?
This shit really is gold.
Come on.
I breed dogs.
You breed?
Oh, what kind of dogs?
Cane Corsos.
Oh, I love those!
That's a red flag if your girl breeds dogs, bro.
Is it?
That's a red flag.
Why?
That's what criminals do.
Is that what they do?
Yes, they breed dogs.
Everybody I know that breeds dogs is a scammer, bro.
What about you?
Keep the fingers up so I see what you're standing.
Keep the fingers up that you have left.
If a hand is gone, just keep one hand up then.
We can play sports together.
What?
You're athletic?
Are you all the same?
Everybody's saying everything that I'm gonna think of saying and then I get to me and I'm just like, fuck.
This is so fucking awesome.
I thought we knew that already from the beginning.
Wait, are we saying just to help men or are we saying like in general?
No, something that benefits the man in the room.
We'll make you a good partner for a guy.
I can watch sports with you.
I'm good at saving money.
I can watch sports with you and I can bet on sports with you.
You can bet on sports?
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
Motivational.
What about you?
Consistent with my actions.
Okay, consistent with your actions.
So, as you guys can see, a bunch of you guys have a bunch of fingers down, etc.
And some of you guys even said the same thing as a girl literally right before you.
The point of this exercise was to demonstrate that you guys aren't really as special as you think.
I thought I said that.
You understand, though.
Yeah, you understand.
Because women tend to have this mindset, like, I'm unique and I'm special and I deserve the top guy, but why is the top guy going to pick you when you guys all virtually bring the same thing to the table?
Coochie is coochie.
Each one feels different.
Oh, my gosh.
You have to say you like the best.
They're all liars.
Why is he going to stay with you is my point.
Why would you stay with you, though?
Because maybe he likes yours the best.
Exactly.
Or if, well, I don't know.
I think it's more about if you put him before yourself because honestly the issue with a lot of women is that women are selfish and care more about themselves and the man that they're with.
Okay, well let me ask you this to counter that.
Do you think a woman that does sex work is putting her man first?
Um, well, personally, if the man that I was with was like, delete that shit, I would.
But, like, it was also the fact that, like, my ex was a drug dealer and we were together for three years.
So never was he, like, delete it because, you know, obviously he was not in no place to judge.
But he also did make a lot of money, so I didn't.
Yeah, I'm not gonna hold you.
You got so many red flags in a Chinese flag right now.
Damn!
Wow!
More red flags than a Chinese parade.
Okay.
I have a video to play real quick.
And it's about being black.
Listen.
Back in the day, being black was a bad thing for a guy.
But thanks to Kanye West, a bunch of other celebrities, they made it cool to be black.
Your black boy gave out two comedies, so shout out to you, bro.
Yeah.
So this is one of these skits where they talk about being black and applying for jobs.
Hilarious.
Should we get off YouTube?
Alright guys, we're gonna get off YouTube.
Come on over to Twitch right now.
Twitch.tv slash Freshman Podcast.
Let's run this thing up on Twitch.
Let's get a couple thousand of y'all watching on Twitch.
We already got...
We need a hub train, man.
10,000 plus of you guys watching right now between the platforms.
We do have hub train, but it's level 3 is going away right now.
Level 3?
Between YouTube and Rumble, Twitch, and X. So we've got 10,000 plus of you guys watching.
Let's do a quick add real quick while we've got time.
Okay.
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You can see here, all these girls are delusional.
They want a rich guy.
So, make sure that you're that rich guy so you can have multiple of them.
Uh...
Well, you know, let me ask this while we pull this up.
For all you girls that want a guy that has money, are you okay with him having multiple girlfriends?
No.
Yes.
Not girlfriends, but wives.
Let's start here.
I think wives.
Okay, so you're okay with even a higher level...
Well, yeah, like, I don't know, like, if I'm taken care of, like, if a guy is, like, the top of the top one percentile, I would, like, rather, like, obviously...
Which is literally the guy you just described.
No, that was, like, the top two percentile.
0.2.
No, it was 0.2.
Two.
Two, two, two.
Exactly, so two.
It was less than one percent.
Not a dick, don't take it so much.
It was less than one percent.
Okay, but anyways, what I'm saying is, like, if he was a billionaire and he was like, hey, I want to have two wives, I'd be like, you know what, yeah, sure, go ahead.
Hold on, let me get this straight.
He has to be a billionaire to have multiple girls with you.
Nope.
I mean, like, I wouldn't want to, like, what's the point of me sitting here and letting someone cheat on me?
I could just go and work a job.
She must be a billionaire.
You're dead in a drug dealer, man!
And he still had a million.
Wait, a billionaire would want you?
Uh, I don't know, maybe.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
You'd be surprised, bro.
You'd be surprised.
Yeah, he'd fuck you, yeah.
There's a lot of people in this world.
It's not even about old.
You just gotta find the nerdy ones.
I feel like nobody loves them.
Some of them are just lonely.
Let me know where the nerds at with their mama's money.
I'll give you that.
If you find a Bitcoin nerd, maybe.
You should say billionaire, bro.
A billionaire or a millionaire.
I'm saying not the run of the mill normal guy.
A guy who works at McDonald's can't have three wives.
Elon Musk is going to choose you, basically.
Jeff Bezos is going to choose you.
As one of the fucking ten wives, maybe.
Okay, one of them.
Yeah.
But if you give a loser money, he's just a loser with money.
Still a loser, but with money.
You know what I mean?
He might be lonely and he might just need your company.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, there was this guy I met on a live streaming app.
This guy was fat, a loser, disgusting, right?
Hated women, kind of like y'all.
But anyways, this man gave me around $67,000 or $68,000 just on Cash App.
Mind you, he sent me money on that app, off the app, and I never had to fuck him.
I never had to do anything with him.
And he sent me thousands and thousands of dollars for me to just text him.
He ain't like us, man, at all.
Question, what makes us hate women?
I don't know.
Maybe you didn't get good head as a child or something?
I don't know.
Maybe like, I don't know what happened to you when you were growing up, like in high school, if a girl broke your heart.
I mean like as high school, obviously, yo, maybe y'all have just heard.
But like, maybe you got your heart broken when you were 16 and you just never liked women ever again.
Okay, but just out of curiosity, what did we say specifically that makes us, you think, hate women?
Because I don't think we've said anything derogatory about you guys.
I'm just saying what the clips and the discord told us.
You guys have been super respectful today.
Yeah, you're nice to us, but the internet does think you hate women.
Do you hate women?
I mean, you guys are here talking to me.
Do you guys think I hate women?
No, no, it's right now.
I don't think you hate women.
You hate fat people.
That's it.
What was that?
What?
I said you hate fat people.
You don't hate women.
What?
Fat bitch is gonna go.
Moe is here, man.
He's employed, man.
What are you talking about?
Well, I think it's pretty obvious.
You hate women who don't want to depend on men, I feel.
Because y'all know that's fucked.
I fear.
You think I hate women that don't want to depend on men?
Yeah, like, I don't know.
Y'all are like, why do you all have OnlyFans?
Like...
I don't know.
A lot of the men I've met, they've told me, hey, if I was a girl and I could make my money that way, I would do it.
He said if he was a girl.
Yeah.
But he's not a girl.
Okay, yeah.
But if he was, he would do it, right?
Because he wants to fuck you.
So he says anything you want to hear to fuck you.
But y'all say all this about women on OnlyFans.
What about the straight men on OnlyFans who say they're straight and then you see them sucking their homie or jerking with their homies?
The men on OnlyFans is a bigger issue than the women ever was because I heard a story about this girl.
She was dating a guy and then boom, he sucked his friend's dick.
And then they broke up.
Okay, but wouldn't it be fair to say that that guy has to deal with...
Is a woman?
No, he has to deal with consequences for being homosexual in an only offense?
No, I think that he feeds and probably benefits off of pretending to be a homosexual.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that, like, women rightfully reject him for that, correct?
Not all of them.
Some women like gay men.
How many ladies here at the panel want to get with a guy that sucks dick?
I would like to get with a man that sucks dick.
How many of you here want to get with a guy that gives fellatio?
Yes or no?
How many of you do?
I would date someone who's bisexual.
Who else would date a guy that's bisexual?
I'm okay with it.
You two are okay with it?
Yeah.
Hell no.
If him and his friend want to come and speak my pussy at the same time.
What?
Yo, yo, yo, real talk.
These are the freaks.
Hold on, you just hurt yourself?
Yes.
That's so sexy.
I'm sure there's a million females out here that have that same fetish.
To get their pussy ate by two men at the same time.
You said gay.
I mean, most straight men wouldn't eat pussy at the same time as another man.
So most of the time they would have to be some kind of...
They wouldn't eat pussy at all because they're gay.
What's the point of another man?
But you said gay or bisexual.
No.
I don't see the point.
You just asked if they suck dick like a bisexual dude would suck dick.
I don't eat pussy and then the gay guys are definitely not going to eat pussy.
I don't see the point.
If anything, gay dudes hate being around women because they're like, what the fuck?
This is a waste of my time.
If you're going to date a girl, then just date a girl.
Why are you dating a girl with a penis?
It's very feminine to be on the giving.
It did if you think about it.
Well, let me just say this.
I would say...
A majority of women would not want a guy that has any...
Why would you want to date a faggot?
Wait, wait, wait.
Stupid, we're on Twitch.
Okay, you can end the stream, bro.
We gotta end it.
It's over.
It's over, man.
Listen, we apologize about that.
That was not meant to be.
That was somebody else on the panel.
Okay, that was definitely not...
Smart.
Sorry, he said, he was trying to say something to me and I didn't know what he was saying across the room.
I said stop.
Oh, my bad.
I couldn't tell.
Like he told you before the show, don't say words like that.
Okay, my bad.
Are we off Twitch?
Yeah.
Had to be a Jew, bro.
Goddamn.
It's always them.
Holy smoke, bro.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
No.
Alright, just delete that stream and then restart a new one.
Yeah, just restart.
Yeah, just restart.
It's fine.
It's gonna be the same stream key.
My bad.
Fucking retard, bro.
Yeah, you're right.
That was very sped moment of me.
That's actually crazy.
Anyway, we're still live on Rumble, right?
And Council Club?
Yeah.
Great!
Awesome.
Holy smokes.
Okay, what I was going to say was...
I want to get out of here, bro.
Yeah.
That's fine, bro.
Yeah, I think the big thing here, though, is a majority of women would not have sex or want to be with a gay guy.
They just wouldn't.
I mean, a couple of girls here said they would, but you're 18, you don't know anything, and you're a sexual deviant.
So I don't think that...
I like that.
Say that again?
You're a sexual deviant.
Oh, thank you.
That means you're like, diddy.
Period.
Man.
Wait, ew.
No.
That's not a good thing.
Yeah, ew.
Yeah.
I mean, you're a lesbian, so it's like, you know what I mean?
Like, you're already going to be considered, like, a sexual...
I don't think that you would take a guy that was gay seriously.
Maybe you might hook up with him or do something, but I don't think you'd take...
Yeah, for our hookup is...
But that's my point.
She's bi, my, my.
But why would I date him if he's gay?
He's gay.
I'm sorry about her.
You've already established what you wanted.
Yeah, but why would she date him if he's gay?
He's gay.
I told you she's a sexual deviant.
No, we wouldn't date them.
We'd fuck them.
We'd just fuck them.
We'd just fuck them.
And not if they're fully gay.
That's kind of what he was saying, though, too.
I mean, you'd have to like women in order to fuck a woman, right?
I thought the question was, would you mess with a man who sucked dick?
Like, that's what I thought the original question was.
That's why...
Him and I can have a competition.
Right?
But why add another man where you could just add a girl that would eat your coochie too?
And then it's not.
Why don't I just have both?
Add both of them.
Or why not just have two girls?
Why not just have one person?
Because what if I want a man too?
Bruh, this is crazy right now.
You know what?
I'll just say this.
You guys are amazing.
Thank you.
You're better.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, man!
You guys are amazing.
How old are you?
Just not to us.
How old are you?
Alright, hold on.
We got some work attached here, bro.
That's wild.
Damn!
Are we back on Twitch right now?
Get it back up?
Yeah, we're getting it back up right now.
Yeah, just turn it back on and delete the last one.
So yeah, that's all.
Because that's what the normal protocol is, right?
Because you've seen this happen before.
Yeah.
So, fucking incredible, bro.
In the meantime, can we get some chats?
Yeah, we can read some.
Hold on, let's take a look.
Give the bells some time.
Chats.
So you want the ads or chats?
The ads.
That's what ads though, right?
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Ads.
*Sings* What the fuck is that?
What's going on in the back bro?
What's that man?
That's not like the McDonald's song.
You guys are so fresh.
Nah nah nah.
Yeah, let me just read some of these chats because you guys don't have your shit together back there.
Let me just read some of these chats and then have the thing ready to go after.
We're back on on Twitch, too.
So what's up, guys?
Welcome back.
We had a little issue there.
Respectfully, you know, we fixed it.
Yeah, we fixed it, but holy...
Alright, I don't want to hurt that blonde girl's feelings, but your guy literally picked other girls over you, so you aren't different from other girls.
You have anything you want to say back to that?
Me and Lion.
That's period.
That's true.
Period.
She understands.
Yeah.
Period.
Well, typically you would need a statement prior to the period for the period to be used.
Well, that's the statement, and I'm putting up another period.
He already has one there.
Period times two.
I'm sorry.
I'm dyslexic.
I genuinely get out with that.
Interesting.
Okay.
Maybe because I'm stupid.
Where are we at here?
I had me an Asian before, and let me tell you, Fresh, I agree.
It was the best.
Happy birthday, Fresh.
And then a bunch of blacked out shit.
That's from Cozy Carniford.
We need Fresh off the Henny more often.
Pump and dump.
Pump and dump three and fours.
Yeah, bro.
We got Happy.
Think about this.
WFNF. Happy birthday.
New.
Much love, bro.
Wait, Fresh, are you at Henny on a day show?
Yes, I did.
That's crazy, bro.
*laughter* Yo!
You can't unsee that!
You cannot unsee that!
Wow!
Wow!
That's actually fucking crazy.
That makes me so happy.
Dude, what the fuck?
According to the Cheeks Lang Shakespearean, if she has an OnlyFans, send her back to the streets of oblivion because she probably slept with every single civilian.
And this girl is a meat sucking Olympian.
Once a girl turns 18 and starts doing OnlyFans, like Sweetheart, were those your only plans?
Surprisingly, these girls can't make a plate of food from scratch, but can start a successful OnlyFans.
Just like that.
The rhymes are crazy with this one.
He's a poet.
I can do both.
Okay.
Alright.
What else we got here?
Are we already off YouTube?
Yes.
Before or after the...
After.
I mean, before.
Before.
Sorry.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Low IQ Convos.
You can't show anything on here.
Jesus Christ.
Blacked on everything.
Marge, should I sell or find a way to get money to build townhomes or vacant land I have in Chicago suburbs?
Selling valued at 60 to 80K, as is or sell after building 600 to 800K. Yeah, that's up to you, bro.
I mean, it's really up to you what you want to do there, because I don't know what resources you have as far as contractors.
So that's a difficult question to answer.
I'll tell you this, though.
With the strikes going on, things are going to be mad expensive.
Especially with the port.
Being on a strike.
What else we got here?
For labor and parts.
So we're live on XRumble and Twitter right now, right?
Yeah, in the OF. Nah, I'm talking, man.
This fucking guy, man.
They got excited.
Anything else?
Okay, GK goes, ladies, if your man is all about pickup trucks and guns or hunting, would you be open-minded to that and why?
I don't like guns.
Absolutely not.
No?
I like guns, but I don't like pickup trucks.
I like trucks, guns, and hunting.
We'll start in Ukraine and work our way.
Yeah, trucks and hunting.
Is that good for you?
Trucks, guns, and hunting?
No.
No?
No.
Okay, for you?
I don't like trucks, but I do like guns.
I never try drugs.
No, no.
Okay.
It's fine.
You said you like...
I like them all.
So you like white boys?
Yeah.
Oxford study, duh.
Oxford study, what?
Duh.
You know how, like, it's always an Asian girl with a white guy?
It's Oxford study.
So you never had BBC? I mean, I'm not going to say I never...
But, like, you know how they say once you go black, you never go black?
Because I definitely went black.
She's from Atlanta, so...
Oh, yeah.
That nigga's over there gay for sure.
I'm from Colorado, so everyone's kind of like that, so I don't mind.
Okay.
For you?
No, I don't really like country.
Except for the guns.
For you?
No.
No, definitely not.
I like trucks.
I'm not really a gun girl.
For you?
No trucks.
No trucks?
No trucks.
I'm not into the country thing, but definitely no guns.
Especially that.
Why don't you like guns?
I don't know I just don't like violence and I don't really believe in it.
Do you directly tie like guns to violence or no?
Sometimes I feel like we shouldn't be able to go in and purchase a gun.
What are guns used for if it's not violence?
Yeah, for protection.
I feel like you should have a lot more regulations to it.
Okay, so you think that we should still be allowed to buy guns, but we just need to have more regulations.
No, she said no guns.
I just don't think we should be able to buy guns at all.
Who agrees we're on gun control?
I agree.
Who agrees?
So you're saying we shouldn't have guns either?
If I can make them all disappear from the world, I would.
Yeah, me too.
So to you guys, you think the only people that should have guns are the police, pretty much?
No, they shouldn't even have guns.
They should have, like, tasers or something.
Like, maybe, like, darts that, like...
Tranquilize us.
Yeah, tranquilize us, but not bullets.
It's a stun gun.
So you have a six-foot man running towards you.
I'm sorry, but if a man is beating you...
You have a taser, you have a gun, you're not going to shoot the six-foot dude with a knife running towards you?
You're going to tase him instead of shoot him?
I would shoot him.
Well, there's tasers that go really far.
Personally, I would rather be shot than lethal.
So, hold on.
You want the police to have no guns?
And us too, right?
Or guns that shoot, like, what was that thing?
Non-lethal rounds.
So when criminals have guns and they come to rob you, you can't defend yourself.
Or the police.
What do you do?
I mean, at that point, if they have a gun and I have a gun, I really don't feel like I can defend myself.
I really just feel like if they're already at that place, I don't have the training to do it.
Or muscles.
Or muscles.
You do realize, like, the only people that would have guns then are criminals and police.
But how will the criminals get guns if we don't have guns at all?
How do people get illegal guns already?
I know, but it's way more regulated.
Of course, there's a lot more market for everything.
I get that.
Even if it's more regulated, there's still school shootings.
There's still bad guys that are going to have guns.
So you're going to need to have someone that can counteract that.
But it won't be as easily accessible is what I'm trying to say.
Have you tried to get a gun?
I've never tried to get a gun.
So you don't know if it's easy or not, correct?
Well, that's not true because on the news, when the school shooter goes in, it says that he went and bought it.
Those are kids who steal the guns from their parents.
Yeah, they normally steal the guns.
They can't buy it.
Little children can't buy it.
There's better a lot of shooters than went and just bought the guns.
I feel like there needs to be more regulation.
Who are you guys voting for?
Who can vote here?
We've got a couple foreign nationals, I think.
You can't vote, nigga.
No, no, she was born in Virginia, she can.
Actually can, yeah, but I'm not.
L racism.
You were born in New York.
What does that mean?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm black too.
Okay, who are you voting for?
I don't know anymore.
I go back and forth all the time.
If you had to vote tomorrow, who would you vote for?
I don't know.
Honestly.
Gun to the head.
Probably...
Gun to the head.
Literally.
Probably Kamala.
But it switches.
Biden's replacement.
What about you?
I don't vote.
Gun to the head.
Okay.
Pick a one.
Gun to the head.
Trump.
There you go.
Alright, what about you?
I'm not really into politics.
Gun to the head!
I'll do Trump.
Thank you.
Boy, this is a sticky one.
Because I heard that Kamala is not even black like she says she is.
She's Indian!
I know, but didn't she say she was black?
Isn't that the controversy?
I don't really like that.
So just for that, we'll just go with the orange man.
She's trans.
Let me just get this straight.
You're not going to vote for Kamala because she's not black.
No, not because she's not black, but because she claims to be what she's like.
She's claiming different.
Yeah, I don't like that.
What's that Rachel woman who pretended to be black, but she's a white school teacher?
Would you not consider her a Jamaican person white?
I swear there was a...
No, I'm not saying that...
I do...
Say that a Jamaican person is black.
But I'm saying, is she actually Jamaican though?
Because weren't they saying that her grandmother that they put out pictures of is actually not her grandmother?
And they broke it down where they're saying that that wasn't her grandmother.
That's not her real grandmother.
The timing would be off.
It'd be so much...
She wasn't born.
She wasn't even born.
So it would make sense for her to be there at that time and place with her grandmother.
It wasn't possible.
Interesting.
Alright, what about you?
Who are you voting for?
That's what it said.
Trump.
Only because of not Kamala.
Because of what?
Just because not Kamala.
Okay.
What about you?
Trump.
Okay.
What about you?
Trump.
Come on, guys.
Where's the enthusiasm?
All right.
What about you?
Trump.
I don't think they know why they're voting for Trump.
Oh, I do.
Oh, you do?
Okay.
Well, I'll come back.
What about you?
Who do you vote for?
Daddy Trump because of the economy, the gun laws, and also the illegal immigration.
What about you, Ukraine?
It makes sense.
Who will be better for Ukraine?
I don't know.
Putin.
No.
Well, Trump said that when he came in, he would end the war right away.
And then, obviously, I think if Kamala came in, she would continue the war.
What do you think?
So, I'm Ukrainian citizen.
I can't vote.
So, do you want the war to continue or do you want it to end?
It's stupid question, no?
No, it's not because a lot of Ukrainians want the war to continue so they can get that land back.
I want to stop this because too many people died in Ukraine.
Many kids.
But you're going to lose the eastern part of Ukraine if you end the war now.
Are you okay with that?
No, that's a stupid question now, huh?
I don't want to speak about this.
It's so...
No, it's not funny.
I don't laugh at that.
I mean, we're just saying, like, you're saying you want to vote for the candidate that would...
You know why?
Because my brother, my husband, died on the war.
So I don't want to speak about this.
Oh, shit.
No, I understand that, but I'm just saying, like, because you said whoever supports Ukraine more, but that's more of a complex situation.
I don't know.
I don't know.
As my husband knows, I don't know.
What?
My husband, no?
I don't know.
Who more support Ukraine?
Yeah, I just told you.
So Kamala would continue the war, like they're doing, giving them money, Zelensky money, to continue to fight, to try to get all of Ukraine back, and then Trump would probably end it, and then they would lose about 25% of Ukraine.
But Trump, I think, speaks of France with Putin, no?
Yeah, Trump and Putin were...
They're not friends.
They're much more cordial, though.
Business candidates.
I don't know.
They're just friends through business.
No.
No.
They're just cordial diplomatically.
Far more cordial.
All old, rich politicians.
Of course they're friends.
So, look.
This is what's gonna happen.
I might need your translator for this.
If Trump comes in, he's gonna let...
Russia have Eastern Ukraine, and promise not to end the war immediately.
But if Kamala comes in, she's probably going to continue the war as it is.
Who are you voting for?
Thank you.
So which one?
You lose half, you lose a quarter of your country though, if Trump comes in.
I think...
So, Kamala, because...
So you want the word to continue?
Yeah.
You know why?
Because too many people died for freedom, for Ukraine.
For victory.
For victory.
So you want more lives to get lost?
If now stop this, why these people died?
Okay, so you think that they died in vain if they just give up?
She thinks they would just die in vain if they gave up.
Yes.
Because, like, it doesn't make sense to stop now.
Because too many people died already, so why would we stop?
So you want more people to die?
More husbands?
I don't know.
It's so difficult for me.
I don't know.
Look, I don't want to be an asshole, but you guys can't win.
Russia is superior in every single way.
I don't know.
Speak about this.
Can we stop this?
No?
I'm just saying the truth.
You guys can't win.
I think she's been to a lot.
Yeah, I think she's good.
She's alright.
I'm just saying the truth, man.
They can't win.
We got some more chats here.
So, to continue the war is ridiculous, but they can't win.
So, if you guys don't want to hear the truth, it is what it is.
You don't know about this.
I know very much about this because I've studied it.
Russia is superior in almost every way militarily.
You guys can't win.
You already lost a quarter of your country.
And you lost over 500 soldiers.
I've been studying this a lot.
I know more about it than you do.
She actually lived it, though.
No, she didn't.
She's been here for nine years.
No.
Two years.
She's been here for two years.
She's been with her husband person for nine years.
But she left because the women were allowed to leave Ukraine when the conflict started.
So she actually didn't live in the conflict.
She left.
Like every other female from Ukraine.
But my family's on there.
Yeah, but you didn't live it.
But it's like, okay, if your family's in a third world country war, how are you going to feel if your uncle, your aunt, your mother, your father are all in another country trying to not leave the home you grew up in and they're all getting bombed and dying?
Yeah, she wants the war to continue.
I know, because she doesn't want to lose what they've already lost.
So someone else's family should die?
Yep.
I can't speak for her, but I think that's fine.
See?
Like, yeah, yeah.
It's selfish.
But I... Stop.
I so much...
I live from there, but I too much support Ukraine.
Maybe you saw, maybe somebody saw.
One year ago, on the Cannes Kino Festival, I was in the...
With the fake blood.
It was support Ukraine.
Maybe you saw this.
Oh, the fake blood?
Yes.
fake blood on the Kaneskina festival and about Ukraine all the world it was in New York Times everywhere so I go from there live from there but I'm with Ukraine and now too you don't understand me?
I think you said something about you did a protest where you had blood on yourself to show that there was for awareness of the conflict yes that's what she's trying to say that she left the Ukraine, but she's continuing to support Ukraine and to do everything that she can here.
Sure, bringing awareness to it, but...
Are you from Ukraine too?
Yes.
Russia's superior to you guys in every way.
The only reason you guys haven't lost yet is because we're giving you guys billions upon billions of dollars.
Maybe we can speak about them to another, about guys, about relationship.
I mean, my country's in the same, don't worry.
Okay, we can get back to dating.
No, I mean, no.
I'm just saying, like, it's the truth.
But this is about their thing.
What?
Okay, we got some more chats here.
Freshest Balls.
Happy to see your brother.
Oh, my dog!
Happy birthday, big homie.
Yes, sir!
It's time to celebrate with some Island on Island connection with the beautiful Devon after the show.
I can't wait till we toss her.
Come on, bro.
Yes, sir!
Come on, dog.
Yes, sir!
Shout out to my big dog, Moe.
Yes, sir!
Get...
Fresh, I bet you won't do it.
I definitely will.
Think about it.
Honey, what the heck are you doing on this 304 podcast?
Embarrassing our family.
Your mother and I want you home right now.
Fresh.
I bet I'll still go to the club with my daughter.
I mean it.
What do you mean, bro?
It's too late.
Your father.
Payer says, WFNF question for ladies.
Is modern dating a form of normalized prostitution?
Why or why not?
Modern dating.
Yeah, modern dating.
Like dating nowadays.
I would say no, but like...
Want to explain it?
No, that was coming.
Yo, why is it that every time we bring Ukrainian girls on, they walk out after I tell them that they're losing the war and it's a waste of money?
It's the truth.
If you don't like the truth, then you can leave.
I mean, it is what it is.
We're giving you guys billions upon billions of dollars so you guys can continue to fucking die and we're tired of doing that shit.
It's foolish.
Like, just take the L. And to be fair, like, America did, like, I'm not saying that it's anywhere, like, close to what Ukraine's going through, but we did just have a natural disaster on this side of the earth.
Shut up, bro.
Just shut up.
Anyway, you don't know what you're talking about.
Look, the fact of the matter is this.
We give billions upon billions of dollars to Ukraine to fight a war that they can't fucking win.
The only reason they're even in it still is because we've been giving them billions upon billions of dollars, and they're still fucking losing.
If it wasn't for the United States and NATO involvement, you guys would have been conquered in three days.
So you want to sit here and say, oh, we can fight Russia off.
No, you fucking can't.
Alright?
This is a problem.
Women think they know what they're talking about, but you guys don't fucking know shit.
You really don't.
She's over here.
Oh yeah, I would continue the war because my family died so other people should die too.
It's fucking low IQ. Stupid.
But she doesn't know anything about geopolitics.
She doesn't know anything about our country.
Cause she fled like every other Ukrainian bitch.
Always flees her country and comes here and tries to tell me what it is.
Hot!
That's the fucking truth!
Every time we brought Ukrainian girls on, I tell them this and they fucking cry and walk off.
Because they know what I'm saying is true.
They can't fucking win.
Hot, steamy.
Shut up!
Shut up!
You are telling the truth and it hurts my feelings.
Bruh, it is what it is, man.
She don't even know what's going on in her country.
25% of your country's gone.
And you're never getting it fucking back.
Shit.
What about my country?
Bro, y'all are fucked.
You guys are really fucked.
You guys are starting World War 3 right now.
Well, shit.
Free Palestine.
Hey, we got more space here.
Yeah.
Thank God.
We'll get back to the topic, man.
Alright, go ahead.
Goddamn.
They always, bro, this always happens, bro.
It is facts, but you know.
They get mad.
We got it, we got it.
They get mad, bro.
They fucking want to sit here.
How do I know more about what's going on in your country than you, bro?
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's tough.
It's tough to hear that, though.
You know, for a girl.
Whatever.
Especially.
Well, alright, where we at?
Uh, we dissed Freshest Balls of Samoa.
What else we got?
Uh, okay, we got...
Oh, no, we dissed one.
You're so mean.
Okay.
Pump and Dumb.
Alright.
What the fuck?
Uh, accountability?
Yeah.
Heisenberg says, women are evil.
Women are evil, and I can prove it.
The child mortality rate for children that get under life under 8 years is old.
98% women, 2% men.
And of the 2% that are caused by men, most are accidents.
These stats don't even include abortions.
These whores are evil.
Are all evil.
God damn.
That was, uh...
Definitely, uh...
Ladies, what do you think about that statement?
So that you're all evil.
Did he just make that up?
Like, where did he get that from?
It might be.
Some studies online probably.
Hold on, Fresh.
The door is moving, so I probably didn't hear the question correctly.
So can you please read it again?
Okay, so he says again, Women are evil, and I can prove it.
The telemortality rate for children that get unalive under 8 years old, 90% women, 2% men.
And of the 2% that are caused by men, most were accidents.
These stats don't even include abortions.
These whores are all evil.
Okay, we'll cite the source.
If that's a fact.
All of us?
Cite three sources, please.
Is there a question?
There's a statement.
There's a statement.
Yeah, there's no sources.
So they want your source, Heisenberg.
Pete, South Dakota.
Ladies, name one or two things when you're looking at a guy's Instagram that'll make you never give him a chance.
And no repeating answers between ladies.
You know what?
That's actually a pretty good one.
Could you bring up an Instagram profile?
Council of members.
All right.
Drop your IG's in the Chaos Club chat and we can...
Well, you got to donate too.
We'll rate you.
Donate and we'll...
They'll rate you.
Yeah.
We'll do like...
50 minimum.
What?
50 minimum.
So, MMA Clubs goes...
Ladies, since you're a smart bunch...
Debatable.
I have a question.
Who's worse for society?
The drug dealer or the drug user?
Can I go first?
Sure, sure.
Okay, so being from...
Did you say they had a drug dealer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I also lived in Oregon, so being from a place where drugs are so...
It feeds the economy.
So first of all, I'm never going to say, oh, hate the drug dealer, because if the drug addicts were not an addict, there would never be anything for the drug dealer to make money off of.
Plus, drug dealers do help our economy because they do...
You know, buy their day-to-day thing and pay for most of everything else that everyone pays for, like rent or groceries.
So I really do think it's the addicts who just sit there and do drugs and don't contribute to society.
And pollute the streets.
And pollute the streets with fentanyl.
Do you do drugs at all?
No.
Never do?
Only marijuana.
Never did drugs?
I've done, like, drugs before, like, when I was in high school, yeah, but, like, nothing, like, the hardest thing I ever did in my life was cocaine or molly, so I never did anything worse than that.
Okay.
I love mushrooms.
W-mushrooms.
Who's to blame, the drug user or drug dealer?
What?
Who's to blame?
Who's to blame?
The drug dealer or the drug user?
Have you ever done an IQ test before?
Have I done one?
Yeah, I have.
What'd you rate?
I couldn't tell you I was drunk.
No, I've done a real one.
I don't know.
You did an acute test drunk?
Got it.
Yeah, but I did a real one with a psychiatrist.
I mean, I did okay, but we got to the math part, and she was like, you know what?
You can just skip this part for real.
And I was like, okay.
Aren't you aging?
You're supposed to be smart with math.
Isn't that like...
What's the word?
Stereotypical.
Stereotyping.
I'm Asian.
I'm horrible at math.
I'm actually good at science.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm black and white chicken, so...
Fried chicken.
So if you don't know what you scored on the IQ test.
No, couldn't tell you.
Anyways, like she said...
What do you guys think her IQ is in the chat?
Go ahead and let us know what you guys think.
Like she said, she's...
It's a business.
You're making money.
It's good for the economy.
A lot of the government.
I don't know.
I feel like they'd be selling drugs.
Yeah, I'm gone.
Like, where do you think all that shit goes?
You know what?
We can just move on.
Alright, PBA subscriber Prime, shout out to you.
Aztec Bro cheered 5,000 a bit.
Shout out to you, bro.
I appreciate that.
And we got Chris gifted a sub to Gmail24.
And I think this is since we started the new train.
Or the new, sorry.
Hot train.
The new thing.
Which, we were on a hype train like six, but we had to end it.
So, whatever.
Thanks to somebody.
Stupid!
I'm really sorry, you know.
I just...
I'm sorry.
It's fine, you're stupid.
Stupid!
I am stupid.
Sped, you know, I rode a short bus at one point.
My bad.
I'll take my losses.
We wish you the best.
Alright, I read that one.
What's up next?
Bottom one?
Bottom one?
Okay.
Ladies, name one or two things...
No, this Instagram.
You're waiting for the person to drop their Instagrams.
Yeah, drop your IG, guys, with the chat.
Ladies, since you're a smart...
No, got that one.
If you're a man who chooses a girl over your purpose and growth, then you shall proceed to lose both.
If you're a man who focuses on his purpose and grind, the ash cheeks shall flock behind.
If a man focuses on his goals in life and puts his woman in second place, girls love being ignored and therefore will always be the one to chase.
More of the story, when a man is driving in life, there's always a woman to come in and mess up.
Who is Satan always?
I would say that that guy is a 10 out of 10 just because of his poetry.
What the fuck is that?
It's a Diddy party.
That's Diddy right there.
Quick slap.
Is that fresh?
Yeah, he put my face on there, bro.
What the fuck?
Yo, no way.
These guys on Cast Club are creative, bro.
Yo, fresh, I bet you won't do it.
I definitely won't do it.
Oh, you won't do it?
That's awesome.
Where's your birthday?
Nah, I'm okay.
What else do we got here?
To the Brokey 304 Chasers, Think about this.
Go ahead.
Every day you go on, it's time you could be using to hustle slash overtime, side gig, second job.
Let's say you do a basic four-hour date, dinner with drinks, 100 bucks.
Movie with snacks, 50 bucks.
Dessert out to 20 bucks.
Total date, 170.
Imagine you do overtime at 40 bucks an hour instead of the date.
40 by four hours is 160.
Each day costs 330, money spent and loss.
Minimum one day a week is 330.
Four dates a month, 1320.
48 days a year, 15k a year.
Imagine a monk mode for one year.
How much money do you make?
That's a very good point.
That's very true.
Yeah.
We got here.
Ladies, forget naming three countries.
Name one life lesson your father taught you that you find valuable.
If you don't have a father, wouldn't be surprised with the violin.
Make a positive male role model in your life instead.
Alright, we'll start here.
Okay, one life lesson that your father taught you that you find valuable.
He's taught me a lot of lessons in my life.
I'm just trying to think of the best one.
But I think something that he shows me every day, he's one of the kindest people I know in my life.
And sometimes I'm very straightforward and I'm very honest.
And he teaches me to be kinder with my words.
So kindness, who teaches you?
Kindness, yeah.
He teaches me that.
Okay.
What about you?
So I'm like a very emotional person, and my stepdad in my life...
Really?
Yeah.
I couldn't tell.
Really?
After all the trauma you've been through?
No.
With dudes in the club?
Oh my god.
Emotional!
Damn it!
No, so I could get into altercations, or just explode with emotion, or just do things that just aren't me.
So he's taught me to calm down and listen, understand.
Is he a biological dad?
No, my stepfather.
Okay.
And to just...
basically patience.
I feel like he's taught me patience and understanding.
Alright.
And to just sit back and like look at the bigger picture before I react on like a small situation.
Into the mic.
Okay.
What about you?
Don't speak unless spoken to.
Thank you.
Good man.
Is that your final school day?
Definitely.
Of course.
Does he know that you do OnlyFans?
I know he don't.
He does now.
You don't know shit.
What about you?
That's the complete opposite for me.
My dad taught me to be myself.
That's your biological dad?
Yeah.
He taught me to be myself.
Freedom of speech.
Do what you need to do.
Live your life.
And then when he saw you dating a chick, he was like, what?
Nah, actually, he prefers it.
My dad actually prefers it.
He actually loves that.
I will say, Daddy's a Caribbean man, to say that.
Okay, she's not dating a guy that's going to hurt her or cheat on her, so I'll take this rather than...
I can see his point of view, even though I would not agree with it, but yeah.
What about you?
My dad's like my best friend.
I just wanted to say that.
He loves me.
He supports me with anything.
But he always just said, never take negativity in a negative way.
Like, always, whenever people hate on you or anything, just always turn it into something positive instead of taking it out.
What does he think about you being on OnlyFans?
He supports me.
Really?
He's my biggest supporter you will ever meet.
He supports me with anything you do.
He pays?
Oh my god!
He said he's a supporter.
No, he's like my biggest supporter.
Oh, he meant he pays for your subscription.
Oh my god.
The biggest supporter?
What the fuck?
That would be wild.
My dad?
Does he follow you on Instagram?
He has to know what you're doing on there.
He follows me on Instagram.
He follows me on anything.
So he seems like kind of semi-explicit.
Yes.
I don't post anything crazy on Instagram.
That's weird.
Okay.
Alright.
Did he support you or did he not?
Did he do it?
Okay.
Oh my god!
I don't know.
I guess my dad taught me how to cook a little bit.
Hot pockets of cheese.
Just a little bit.
Hot pockets.
Okay.
She's a good chef, actually.
I make really good food.
Amazing.
Okay.
Hold on, Serka.
What about you?
Going through challenges was one of the biggest things.
As everyone said, I'd always get better.
Sorry.
I'd always get better.
I mean, that's true, of course, but the biggest thing that he enlightened me with was everything's going to be a challenge.
Are you willing to fight this one so you can be stronger for the next?
Okay.
What about you?
What does he think about OnlyFans?
I don't know.
It was a hard struggle to talk about, but I have a good intention in my future with this.
What's the intention?
What's the move?
So, I have a big business idea.
I want to create an invention, but I need to get it patented with lawyers and a bunch of stuff, and this is something that's a good idea.
You don't have to say what your invention is, but what will it help?
It's a pill, so it'll help people.
Well, don't give up.
I won't, don't worry.
It's the biggest thing I'm passionate about.
It's something that'll change the world.
But do give up OnlyFans.
What about you?
This is not like the rest of y'all's.
My dad told me if I... If somebody ever tries to kidnap me, I gotta fight until I die right there.
Because if I live past that point, it's gonna get a whole lot worse.
That's true.
So...
I mean...
Alright, dad.
What about you?
um my dad like he wasn't really like a talkative person so like we did a lot of outdoorsy stuff as like our bonding so he taught me how to like survive in the wilderness on my own and also um i can like gut a fish and i would i caught a sturgeon which is like bigger than me and not many girls can do that thank you i know she'd be a perfect trad wife you did it by yourself um yeah actually by myself my dad was really actually it should not be a perfect trad wife at all Is it the OnlyFans?
They're like, what is it?
Because I can cook, I can clean, I like children.
Yeah, but you're not a traditional woman at all.
Well, it's modern day, so modern day tradition is a lot different.
Tradition is rooted in historic belief systems, and you don't align with that.
And what is traditional in the year 2024?
Not being a whore is traditional.
If I'm gonna be honest, let's just call it all what it is.
I actually have a question for you though.
Actually, genuine question.
When you say not being a whore and then you hate on OnlyFans and stuff, what does whore mean to you?
Because whore, when I was a kid, how I've always known the whore is like sleeping with everybody.
And girls that do OnlyFans, just because you do OnlyFans does not mean you get with multiple men, does not mean any of that.
Some girls do have different levels to their OnlyFans.
Some people have full-on sex tapes, some people are going to have a bikini picture.
There's only bikinis and stuff.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Traditionally speaking, right, because they said it'd be a perfect trad wife, she wouldn't align with that because of her past.
She does OnlyFans and she's a former stripper.
Or current stripper.
That's not traditional at all.
She can make stuff from scratch, though.
You can put her on a farm and she can make something from scratch.
That's what a trad wife is.
Take away my phone.
Take away my money.
If you put me in the woods, I will be fine.
There's other components to being a trad wife and you simply don't qualify.
Do you have to have all the components to become a trad wife?
Okay.
No, no, like...
You really don't.
I don't think so.
I think that...
I don't know, man.
All I know is that I caught a sturgeon and I got to hold a lemur today.
And that's the problem.
And those are the important things.
By your own admission, you don't know, but you're trying to argue with us on it.
I'm telling you because we're the men.
We're the ones that pick.
And we consider...
We go off of what's traditional.
You are not a trad wife at all.
What she had said was, oh, you're basically a perfect trad wife because I can cook and survive in the wilderness.
She said it.
Is she the one that's going to get down on her knee and marry you?
Maybe.
As a dude?
No, she's not.
She might find one.
I don't know.
Maybe she has a hot uncle or something that got money.
Man, you guys are doing, man.
Yeah, you guys are fucking doing, bro.
And to answer your question, look, here's the thing.
When you're on OnlyFans, you're basically an online prostitute.
That's what you are.
But I'm not selling sex for money.
That's an exchange of sex for money.
What if I'm not getting naked?
So what are you selling then?
A dream.
A dream.
A fantasy.
It's a thought.
It's never gonna happen.
So when they assume and dream about it, what are they dreaming about?
You're selling your sexuality, ladies.
That's what you're selling.
And whether you want to accept it or not, that is a form of prostitution.
You're selling your sexuality.
Okay, and what's the problem?
What is illegal?
You can do it, but just know that.
So, what would you rather?
A gay son or a thought daughter?
Going off of this OnlyFans thing.
Or you could have sketch and then you could have both.
Wait, I got a question though.
I got a question.
Do you be fucking OnlyFans, girls?
Yes, because you guys are reckless use only.
It's fun.
But I was sure to tell you how is the pussy.
I have a question.
How's the pussy?
Is it better?
It's the same shit.
Some fucking gummy bears, but I don't eat that shit all the time because it's not good for me.
Do you still take them out to dinner?
Or do you just say, oh, come back to the apartment?
Why should I take them out?
Why?
Exactly, but somebody else will, so why would I go out with you?
Fair enough.
Someone else will.
Well, the guys that go out with you are probably going to be simps a lot of times.
Let me give you guys a functional equivalent, man.
You know what?
Go to fucking Castle Club, bro.
Because I just got to be very honest with this, because I've noticed that women have a very hard time I'm gonna give you guys the functional equivalent.
Are we good?
Because I know I can't say this shit on Twitch.
They're gonna get all fucking mad at me and shit.
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