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Aug. 15, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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Should Men EVER Accept The Friendzone Debate?

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	Thank you.
	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Air Podcast after our edition.
	We've got some other ladies in the house.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go!
	My money cares, bro.
	Get out.
	It's the night, kind of pattern.
	In the night, no control.
	F*** out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	All right, we're back.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Freshman Podcast after our audition.
	Quick announcement for getting into the show.
	Number one, we just had a great debate literally just last show.
	Amazing.
	We had- Christianity versus Islam.
	Christianity versus Islam.
	Yeah.
	We had Dan and we had- Sam Shimon.
	Sam Shimon.
	Jay Dyer.
	Jay Dyer.
	And Ayaz?
	Ishan.
	Okay, keep it real.
	Who won?
	Honestly, bro, they both made great arguments because, like, I mean, they do what they always do.
	Both of them were like, I gotta go back and watch it.
	Bro!
	I was so busy officiating and, like, taking notes and shit like that.
	Sam Shibun destroyed his thingus.
	That's all I'm gonna say.
	All right.
	Well, of course, you're biased.
	You're a Christian.
	But was it a good debate officiating?
	It was very good.
	And you did a good job.
	Thank you, bro.
	I appreciate that.
	That's all that matters.
	It was very fair.
	And impartial, because obviously it's a heated topic whenever you talk about religion and stuff.
	Because you let them talk, and then Islam as well, so it was fair.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, I appreciate that.
	Yo, guys, rumble.com slash freshman.
	Also, castleclub.tv, man.
	That's where you find us, because you guys know that we are banned on someplace.
	We're banned on Instagram.
	We monetize on YouTube.
	What else?
	We're banned on Facebook.
	So, castleclub.tv, man.
	Check us out over there.
	Chris?
	Yo, Chad, we got eight new girls on the panel, man.
	Let's get them, man.
	Shout out to the chad, shout out to the girls.
	Ladies, DM me that.
	Chris, you know what?
	Fuck it.
	This week, I'll let you know that my IG's down.
	I don't know what's going on right now.
	It should be up this week.
	No, no, it should be up this week.
	Wait, the other one?
	No, no, no, no.
	Yeah, well, my current one is still up, but I don't want girls sending me DMs over there.
	Okay, okay.
	So, okay, his backup is up, but the main...
	Yeah, it's fine.
	It's complicated, bro.
	Yo, Chris, you got a damn about me?
	What?
	On Instagram?
	A damn about me?
	Like someone damn knew about me?
	No.
	Yeah, yeah, bro.
	Yeah, some girl was like...
	What was that?
	Yeah, you know what?
	No, because some girl wanted to be your girlfriend.
	So she wanted me to hook you up.
	Bro, who is that?
	I don't know, nigga.
	She said, hook it with fresh.
	I'm like, nigga.
	Was she cute?
	Bro, I act fresh, bro.
	But fresh on Devil in the Dark, man.
	By the way...
	On Twitter, man.
	Let's go.
	Alright, yeah.
	Go check Chris out.
	He don't post nothing on Twitter anyway, but, you know, you guys can go follow him there.
	Yeah, and follow me on Twitch, man.
	For now, I'm on Twitch, man.
	Let's go, man.
	With no Instagrams, bro.
	Like, they don't know what they're doing.
	Like, me on Thrive and I'm like on X and I'm doing my political shit.
	I'm going crazy.
	These dudes are like trying to post pictures of their lifestyle.
	I'm like, nigga, this is not a whole Instagram.
	Like, this is not Instagram, bro.
	This is X. Bring on my page, man.
	On Twitter, I'm like, what the fuck is that?
	Listen, I'm back.
	You're better than what?
	On Instagram, alright?
	It's low key.
	Oh, you're actually gonna put your...
	You're really gonna post it?
	You know why?
	Okay.
	Alright, let's see how quick it lasts.
	Alright, he got a new IG. Let's show it real quick.
	What is it?
	It's in TakeOver.
	Yeah, because everyone thought it was fake, but it really is his Instagram.
	But it's some guy called NotFreshPrintCL.
	That's not me.
	Okay.
	Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, yeah, there we go.
	CEO of Fresh.
	What?
	Fresh Lifestyle?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, this is fresh to Instagram, guys, so go ahead and, you know, check him out there.
	I guess that girl that hit up Chris, you could hit him up here.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Keep that over there.
	Well, you don't know if she's hot or not, bro.
	Yo, Fresh, I bet you won't do it.
	I won't do it.
	Okay.
	And your little friend, too.
	And your little friend, I won't do it.
	Yeah, but I'm still banned on Instagram, guys.
	I mean, I'll try to get my account back, the main one, but we'll see what happens.
	The guy that took our accounts down, he got arrested by the FBI, so fuck that asshole.
	We told you guys about that already.
	We got busted by the feds, so hopefully we'll get our shot back.
	Yeah, bro, it is what it is.
	Anyway, ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show.
	Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
	Your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Okay.
	Hi.
	What you do for a living.
	Okay.
	Hi, my name is Denise.
	I'm 36.
	I'm from Peru.
	I was living in Texas.
	Hey.
	Wait, wasn't it 37?
	No, I'm 36.
	Okay.
	You said Peru and Texas?
	Yes.
	What part of Texas?
	Oh, Arlington.
	Okay.
	Uh-huh.
	I moved back here to Miami.
	Wait, 36?
	Yes, I'm 36.
	I moved back here in Miami and I was first, because I was living last year here.
	There's something happened with my home that I stay home.
	My hometown is Texas.
	Okay.
	I have my parents there, yeah.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	Oh, okay.
	Actually, I was trying to go into TV. Actually, on Monday, I went to Telemundo Center.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	Yes, I have two agencies for actress and modeling.
	You should be in a novella because you're old.
	Oh, for sure.
	Novellas.
	I love the novellas.
	I love drama.
	I love drama, yes.
	Yeah, me too.
	So you have an agency for actresses and what was the other one?
	Okay, so actress and models.
	Okay, so you have like a bunch of girls that they can come to you and you get them.
	Yeah.
	Your agency, okay.
	Yeah, they call to the girl house, if you have a talent, especially if you have talent.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	What's the highest education for you completed?
	Did you go to college?
	Is it high school?
	Yes, yes, in Texas.
	I've been in University of Texas in Arlington.
	Okay.
	My career, I didn't graduate, but my career is a graphic designer.
	Did you get your associate's degree?
	Yeah, in college, two years, yeah.
	Okay, you got your associate's?
	Associate arts, yeah.
	Okay, graphic design?
	Yeah, graphic design.
	I love art.
	Okay.
	What's your relationship status?
	Do you have boyfriend, married, single?
	Well, you know, right now I'm single, but never alone.
	I mean, actually, I'm my ex that he's pretending to come in my life, but I'm taking my time, you know?
	I want to be single right now.
	Wait, he's coming on your lap?
	No, to my life, you know?
	Like, he's watching my stories and everything, and you know when they want to come back, because they're watching your stories.
	Oh, come on your lap.
	They're stalking you, right?
	Yeah, stalking, right.
	Are your parents still together?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, first, your favorite question.
	Do you have any kids?
	No, I don't have kids.
	Perf control?
	Yes, I'm taking it right now.
	But not because I want to protect you.
	It's because I have something.
	TMI. No, no.
	I have a problem with my uterus.
	It's a treatment.
	I need to take it.
	My gynecologist in Texas, he gave me treatment for three months, so I must take it.
	Okay.
	It's for my hormones, regulate my hormones.
	Bro, okay.
	Okay, alright.
	Alright, body count.
	I'm afraid to ask this question.
	Oh yeah, body count.
	Hmm?
	How many hombres you had?
	Damn All right, let's make some people laugh, bro.
	Let's go.
	All right, we might need to clean up on the aisle.
	Last time you made somebody cry.
	I didn't try to.
	I'm just like, hey, man.
	I'm going to be drunk after this.
	No, she don't want to answer now.
	No, I don't want to answer right now.
	I don't want to answer right now.
	That would be funny, so...
	It would have been funnier if you said no English or something.
	That would be great.
	All right, what about you?
	What's your name?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Juliana.
	Juliana?
	Yeah.
	Juliana.
	How old are you, Juliana?
	28.
	Alright, where are you from?
	Colombia.
	Okay, what part of Colombia are you from?
	Ibagué.
	Ibagué?
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	It's close to Bogota.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I do lashes, eyebrows, makeup, lip blush tattoo.
	Okay, so you're an esthetician?
	Mm-hmm, yeah.
	Okay.
	Do you live in Miami now or are you just visiting?
	Yeah, I live in Miami.
	I moved here three years ago.
	Two years?
	Yeah.
	Fresh, is it too late?
	Mm-hmm.
	Too far gone.
	She's corrupted, do you think?
	She's corrupted.
	No, no!
	Yeah, sure.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	I went to the university, yeah.
	Okay, in Colombia or here?
	In Colombia.
	Did you get your degree?
	Yeah.
	In what?
	I'm architect.
	In architecture?
	Yeah, architecture.
	How long did you go to school?
	Is that four years?
	Five years.
	Why didn't you be an architect here?
	I can't.
	Not yet.
	They don't let you take a test?
	No, I have to study here first.
	Like, three years to be architect.
	You know, there was someone else that was an architect.
	What country was she from?
	It was a South American country.
	I think it was...
	Yeah.
	It might have been Peru.
	Oh yeah, it was Peru.
	It was Peru, right?
	Yeah, it was Peru.
	And like, she had to take a test.
	She didn't have to go back to school.
	And it transferred over.
	Yeah, so Colombia doesn't...
	In Colombia, you get an architecture degree, you come here, you have to go to more school?
	Yeah.
	How much more school have you had to go to?
	Like three years.
	Damn!
	They don't respect Colombia.
	Damn!
	Don't put no respect on their name.
	I mean, most countries, they don't respect, so...
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Still?
	Damn, three years?
	Okay.
	Know how to build a house, not a relationship.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Okay, are your parents still together?
	Are your parents still together?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, go ahead for us, your favorite question.
	Oh, birth control?
	No.
	No?
	You have kids?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Cool.
	And Peruvian, Colombian.
	Okay, what about you?
	What's your name?
	I'm Kelly.
	I'm 24.
	That's a big difference.
	All right.
	Tell them a little bit of Kelly, man.
	All right, Kelly.
	You said you're 24.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Tampa.
	I just moved here a few months ago.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm in retail marketing.
	Okay.
	How is retail doing?
	I got to ask this because I haven't had somebody on in retail, like in the marketing side.
	Is it like a dying industry now?
	Is everything going online?
	It is.
	So it's a lot of online social media marketing.
	Okay.
	So are brick and mortar stores going to be a thing of the past?
	I predict in 10 to 20 years, we're not going to have stores anymore in malls.
	I agree.
	I agree.
	I think it's going to be a lot of e-com, but you know.
	E-com.
	Damn.
	Makes sense.
	Bro, malls are going to be gone, bro.
	Strip malls, all that.
	What are teenagers going to do now?
	They're just going to be flicking on TikTok the whole time.
	Pretty much.
	Goddamn.
	All right.
	So retail marketing.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed?
	I have my bachelor's in marketing.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get it from?
	University of Tampa.
	Okay.
	As I say, Tampa stays in Tampa as well.
	Oh, really?
	It's crazy over there.
	Do you agree with that?
	You think?
	I don't agree.
	I think it's crazy right here.
	Yep.
	Niggas go from Miami to Tampa to smash.
	I'm telling you.
	Really?
	Yes.
	I love the sound.
	Yep.
	See, she knows.
	She knows.
	That's like going backwards, though.
	Nah, bro.
	No, it's not.
	Because you know what it is?
	Imagine you're the big dog here in Miami.
	Nobody cares.
	Over there, you're a big, big dog.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you mean from like, if you could stunt here, you could go over there and really kill it is what you're trying to say.
	I went to Airbnb, you get some, invite some girls over, it's a wrap.
	Okay, I know what you mean.
	Okay, so like, you, you, uh, the smoke and mirrors goes further over there.
	Imagine Columbia to Miami, vice versa.
	It's almost like that.
	Imagine America going to DR. There you go.
	Really?
	Yes.
	How do you know that?
	That much?
	Yes.
	I got some friends that did it every weekend.
	So the cap goes further.
	Yes.
	Even I spent some time there, bro.
	Are you serious?
	We need to go.
	It's white chicks, bro.
	It's white chicks, though.
	You ain't gonna talk about all that dumb nigga shit.
	There's hidden gems, yes.
	Fulio was there.
	What happened to him?
	They followed him from Jacksonville, though.
	They followed him from Jacksonville.
	How do you know that?
	She got a man, bro.
	It's not because of him.
	I'm the social media one.
	Nah, she doesn't.
	Nah.
	You tried to be an asshole because she knew some other shit before the stream that you guys would...
	That's why he's saying that.
	He's just trying to be funny.
	Ignore him.
	Okay, so you said you got a BA in marketing.
	Relationship status for you?
	I'm single.
	Makes sense.
	Are your parents still together?
	Yes.
	Yo, do we got three?
	Yeah, everyone's mom is together so far.
	Yeah.
	More than 36 years.
	Your parents aren't dead?
	Right now they're in Texas.
	They've been married for 36 years.
	Chill, man.
	Chill, man.
	Why are you guys so proud?
	Why are you guys so proud that my parents love each other?
	When you said Peru, I was like, yeah, they're probably together.
	It's fine.
	Okay, so yes for you, and then birth control for you?
	I'm not.
	No?
	Okay, what's your ethnic background?
	I'm Colombian.
	Okay, alright.
	You speak Spanish or no?
	Yeah, I'm her translator.
	Yeah.
	Alright, fantastic.
	Great, they speak the same Spanish and everything.
	Fantastic.
	Body count?
	Body count?
	Yeah, body count.
	400?
	No, not you.
	She's a 4. 4? 4 for 4? 4 for 24?
	That's 4 too many.
	Damn. 4 times 4.
	Yeah, multiply by 6.
	Oh, God.
	And then you get 24.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	What's your name?
	I'm Z Is it the letter Z or Z-E-E? Is that your government?
	No.
	How old are you?
	I'm 23.
	Where are you from?
	Here.
	Homestead, though.
	Down South.
	Who's there anyway?
	The Mexicans.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the Air Force.
	Yeah, we do have a base right there.
	Big-ass Air Force base there.
	She catches swimmers at the border.
	Funny story.
	Did I tell you the story that I went to go pick up a prisoner that one time?
	Say it again.
	I didn't have to tell you how to do this shit.
	You pointed it, but I forgot.
	It was my...
	It was my last arrest when I was still working for the feds.
	I went down to Homestead.
	We had a guy who was an arrest warrant.
	We brought him in for Turks and Caicos, Customs and Border Protection.
	Wanted to go get his ass, Air Marine.
	And then we brought him to the Air Force Base and I took him because he was a Canadian, foreign national.
	Oh yeah, you did.
	We got him extradited and that's where I went to go pick him up and then we took him to the jail.
	But I had to go all the way.
	I remember because Homestead was so goddamn far.
	I was like, who the fuck drives all the way down here?
	It took me like an hour to get down there, bro.
	My opinion rent is cheaper though.
	Yeah, but there's nothing there.
	It's all weird farmland.
	Everybody got better now.
	They're building a lot of shit down there.
	Yeah, they're building stuff, but bro, it's still the bonies though, man.
	I mean, you're probably the only black girl there probably.
	No, it's a lot of us down there.
	It's a lot of us down there.
	Like a hundred of them, bro.
	But it's a lot of Spanish people, though.
	That makes sense.
	Okay.
	Well, is that oranges, right?
	Where is it?
	There's a big farm down there.
	Wine?
	I forget what fruit it is.
	Is it wine?
	Winery?
	Strawberry?
	I think it's a strawberry farm.
	Okay.
	They got some big ass farm down there that I forget.
	Watermelon?
	I think I know exactly.
	No.
	Oh, my God.
	It's literally a strawberry farm.
	I think a strawberry orange is one of the two.
	Call me in if it was watermelon, I'll be there.
	All right, so you're from Hostet, Florida.
	And for the audience that's wondering, that's like 45 minutes.
	Well, it's 30 minutes if there's no traffic, but if there's traffic, most of the time, it's going to take you like an hour.
	It's all the way like at the tip of the tip.
	Yeah, it's like the last place before you hit the keys.
	In the afternoon, it's like an hour and a half.
	Yeah, it's terrible, bro.
	There was a guy who used to work with.
	He used to come from Hostet every day.
	It used to take him two hours to get in, bro.
	He'd leave at 6 o'clock in the morning, bro.
	He was dedicated.
	Very dedicated.
	Alright, what do you do for work?
	I'm an entrepreneur.
	That's how you say it?
	You say entrepreneur?
	Can you spell it?
	Yeah, I can spell it, but I can't say it.
	Alright, let's hear it.
	E-N-T... Wait.
	I believe you.
	You got this.
	Yeah, wait.
	Take your time.
	No, fuck that!
	I do hair!
	Good job, good job!
	That's the first time somebody actually said, fuck that, I do hair.
	It just went into what they do and they said, fuck it, man.
	You can't say it, you can't say it either.
	Entrepreneur.
	Alright, so you're a hairdresser, what else?
	Yeah, I do eyebrow tint, lashes, and sell wigs.
	Alright, okay.
	Would it be fair to say you're an esthetician?
	Cosmetologist, maybe.
	I need to know this.
	What's the difference between an esthetician and a cosmetologist?
	Esthetician is skin, skin care.
	Nails.
	So are you better than her?
	No.
	Actually, people take cosmetology classes and esthetician so it can, you know...
	You'll be a master esthetician.
	Yeah.
	They teach you everything, how to do a wax, how to do...
	Okay, what's the difference then between cosmetology and esthetician?
	So cosmetology is strictly hair.
	Mm-hmm.
	Oh, okay.
	Esthetician is strictly skin.
	You know what's funny?
	Like, you know what dudes do?
	We use, like, body wash, we just wash our face with that shit.
	Like, it don't matter for us, bro.
	Bro, you know what's crazy?
	I used to use Irish Spring for years.
	This girl was like, look at your face.
	Yeah, she was like, what are you doing?
	I'm like, don't want it so hard.
	She's like, use this soap instead.
	I'm like, thanks, bitch.
	No, she was right, though.
	She was right.
	It was so hard, of course.
	Did you ever use iris spray?
	It was cheap.
	Why do, like, broke black dudes always use iris spray?
	Hey!
	It smells good.
	Hey, man!
	You use it, too.
	They talking shit in the comments.
	I didn't know any better.
	I didn't know any better, bro.
	It costs $1 for $4.
	Bro, only niggas use iris spring, bro.
	Every time.
	Okay, so cosmetology is hair, esthetician is skin.
	Because I would figure aesthetics, it's like the complete package.
	What piece more?
	Esthetician.
	Yeah, because there's more things.
	There's more to it.
	Okay.
	But hair, it could be expensive, right?
	Yeah, it can.
	If you take.
	No, hair, no.
	Bitch, we eatin'.
	For sure.
	Are you guys friends?
	No.
	I couldn't tell.
	I couldn't tell, bro.
	I was like, what?
	Alright, okay.
	We check them for guns, right?
	Nah, I'm at it.
	Alright, so you're a hairdresser and what was the other thing you do?
	Sell wigs.
	Oh, that's where the money comes in.
	She sells all those 50 black girls in Homestead?
	She sells to them, bro.
	Who in here has a wig?
	Three.
	Oh no, I want you to tell me.
	You said, you want me to tell you?
	Since you're an expert, who has a wig?
	Oh shit, they already put their hands up.
	I was only going to say them too, but I didn't know that was a wig.
	See, that's scary because you don't know until after.
	It's like, yeah, bitch, yeah!
	Oh shit!
	It's gone.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Did the black girls raise their hand?
	All of them?
	Oh my god, Chris.
	They're black queens.
	Leave them alone.
	I have a lot of hair up under this.
	Beautiful hair, actually.
	They call us niggerillas.
	I'm sorry.
	My head hurts, bro.
	I'll tell you this.
	There's no words about it.
	Other girls lose their shit when they hang on.
	Hey, what the fuck?
	They go crazy.
	Hey, they're cool.
	They're cool.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is a good panel of chicks.
	All right.
	This is good.
	All right.
	Are you single?
	I'm single.
	Okay.
	I'll go to homestead for you.
	Come on, take that truck.
	Okay.
	Highest education, did you go to cosmetology school, I'm assuming?
	No, I did not.
	Okay.
	So you're legally running a weight business?
	I'm illegally running a weight business.
	Getting bitches right.
	And that's on period.
	High school diploma then?
	Yes, I do.
	Okay.
	Relationship status for you?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Well, how do they even enforce it?
	Is there like a...
	If you're working in a shop, like that's when it's like really like you have to show your license, have it on the wall and shit like that.
	I'm going to call some solid school.
	But who enforces that?
	The state?
	Yeah, the state they're walking that motherfucker.
	Like who, specifically?
	Which agency?
	An inspector, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	IRS, bitch.
	I don't know.
	No, the health department will walk into your shop.
	Okay, probably a Florida Department of Health.
	Okay, that makes sense.
	Okay, are your parents still together?
	Oh, no.
	No.
	Chris, you're a racist, man.
	My dad is dead.
	We're trying to...
	Oh, shit.
	Damn.
	So that's why they're not together.
	Thank you.
	Chris!
	Chris, we're trying to get over the racist allegations, man.
	What the hell's wrong with you, bro?
	Come on, man.
	They call me a racist every day.
	They called me a white supremacist yesterday.
	That ass too, they did.
	Alright, um, okay, um, so no?
	Wait, yeah, they're not together.
	Wait, did your dad really die?
	No, he really died in 2012.
	Sorry.
	My condolences.
	It's a fine day.
	She laughed at it though, like...
	10 years ago.
	Wait, you cold, man.
	How'd he die?
	Shot.
	You got shot?
	Black people.
	Wait a minute?
	I'm sorry.
	I mean, I can laugh about a neckline.
	I like her, bro.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	She said black people.
	I was like, in my head, I was like, nigga, really?
	For real, god damn.
	Hey, yo.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	This is funny.
	I like it.
	Okay.
	You got that one.
	Let me shout my daddy out real quick.
	Shout out Greg, Cody.
	Love you, daddy.
	I know you're seeing me.
	You gotta pour one for the homies.
	You gotta pour one for the homies.
	Chris, you're for your love.
	Yo!
	What is happening?
	You know the Mr.
	Crab meme?
	You're like, what the fuck is going on?
	Like, how is she beating me to all the racist jokes?
	She's beating me to all of them, bro.
	Which is cool.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Go for it, Chris.
	Birth control for you?
	Oh, no.
	No?
	Okay.
	You have kids?
	God's just been on my side.
	God's been on my side.
	Okay.
	Any kids or no?
	No.
	No?
	Okay, and then what's your ethnic background?
	Are you Haitian or...
	Haitian and Dominican.
	All right.
	Okay, that was entertaining.
	What's your name?
	Mina.
	Mina?
	Mina.
	Oh, Mina.
	Okay.
	I'm assuming that's short for something.
	No, it's actually like just...
	Oh, that's your like real name?
	Is Mina?
	No, it's not at all.
	My real name is...
	Oh, that's fine.
	Yeah.
	How old are you?
	28.
	Alright, where are you from?
	Sarasota.
	Oh shit.
	Still good, ain't it?
	Middle of nowhere.
	Who goes there anyway?
	We were just there, remember?
	Yeah, before work, though.
	Yeah, no, I know, but like, that shit trash.
	Yeah, it is trash.
	Bro, trash.
	Well, okay, she knows too.
	Alright.
	But I'll tell you this, it's safe.
	It's very safe.
	No, it's not.
	It's not?
	No.
	Why do you think I moved here?
	You live in the hood?
	I was, no, hell no.
	Where we were at, Sarasota was nice.
	I was robbed, and they were gonna unalive me.
	That's why I left.
	Yeah.
	Wait, Robbie, what?
	Friend.
	There's hoods in Sarasota.
	So you guys are friends?
	No.
	Now we are.
	Well, yeah, that's my picture.
	Well, wait, hold on, hold on.
	Is it like actually Sarasota proper?
	Because Sarasota itself is nice.
	No, it's very nice.
	Do not get me wrong.
	Yeah.
	But do not underestimate that.
	Was it like a suburb or another area of Sarasota?
	What part of Sarasota is this?
	I was actually living in Bradenton when this happened.
	Okay, that's a big difference, man.
	We were across the river.
	Bradenton's on the other side.
	Remember we're on the water?
	Bradenton was the other side.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Don't underestimate me.
	That's a big difference.
	All right, so you're on Bradenton.
	We'll ask you about that story here in a second.
	What do you do for it?
	I'm an esthetician and I'm currently in school for real estate.
	Okay.
	You got your real estate license?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Um, highest education level completed?
	Um, I have my high school diploma and I went to trade school.
	Three times.
	Oh, does that be an esthetician?
	Esthetician, CNA, and phlebotomist.
	Phlebotomist?
	Wait, nurse?
	One of those weirdos, man.
	Poking niggas with needles and shit.
	That's probably why they wanted to kill you.
	Fucked up here a couple times.
	You didn't get the, if ain't right, now they look all fucked up.
	Because you know if Alabama's, if they don't get it right, and they prick you the wrong way, it'll leave a scar forever.
	No.
	Yeah, no.
	That's definitely...
	Yeah, if you get someone that don't know what they're doing, and you got sensitive skin, you got light skin, and they prick you the wrong way, it'll leave a fucking...
	I hate needles, bro.
	I just have bruises for like a week.
	I'm light skin.
	They stay forever.
	Yeah, they stay.
	Are you Hispanic?
	No, I'm not.
	Are you black?
	My dad is black.
	She's a ghetto Angie.
	Okay.
	Yeah, everybody's saying you look like Angie.
	That's the girl.
	Who's Angie?
	Don't worry about it.
	Bro, this guy, why are you trying to start trouble, man?
	No, it's good, bro.
	This fucking guy.
	All right, so you said high school esthetician and philopotamus.
	And what was the last one?
	Philopotamus, CNA. Nurse?
	Of course, nurse.
	Yeah, if you don't like any of them or what, bro.
	Like, that's a lot of traits.
	No, I actually kind of blew up off a video, so I've actually been working for myself ever since.
	A video?
	Yeah.
	What kind of video?
	Huh?
	TikTok?
	No, I don't do TikTok, but I posted it on Facebook, and then...
	Facebook?
	Facebook?
	Yeah, I know.
	Shit, it's 2011.
	Wait, what kind of video?
	I'm on T4L. Y'all heard of the Cucumber Challenge?
	Ah!
	Wait!
	What's the Cucumber Challenge?
	BBM? The Black Mic?
	I got you, Murray.
	Oh, so you put it in your mouth and then...
	Oh, okay.
	Fuck that.
	Bring a cucumber.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Facts.
	She thinks everybody...
	I don't got a cucumber.
	But wait, wait.
	No, why would I have a cucumber?
	No, please don't.
	You only eat spinach.
	Think of a banana.
	Wait, hold on.
	I got so many questions.
	No way.
	Cause this is on Facebook.
	So it's like, how do you get it?
	If this is what I think it is, how'd you get away with this on Facebook?
	So honestly, I don't even know.
	I just like, I posted it.
	It didn't start with a cucumber.
	It started with a banana.
	Oh, my God!
	What did you say?
	Wait, Chris.
	Wait, Chris.
	Are we talking mouth here?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	You want to do it right now?
	Oh, fuck it, though.
	Where's she going to put it?
	There's other holes.
	No, no, no.
	My hair?
	What is face, man?
	Yeah.
	But...
	What?
	Is it your mouth?
	Yes.
	Chris, duh.
	That's what I just said.
	Do you want to do it on camera?
	No.
	I haven't done that in a couple years.
	I thought you won't do it.
	I've capitalized off of it, so.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay, so I guess you were doing this stuff.
	She's the bad version So honestly, I am single but I tell people I'm in a relationship because I am still dealing with my ex and I'm not Okay, let's meet um, I A link.
	A link?
	I wanted the D. That D must be good sister.
	Amazing.
	Wait, what kind of link?
	Yeah, he's like, how'd you guys meet?
	Like, was it like, was it Facebook?
	Was it Instagram?
	No, we met through Instagram, but I wanted the D. See?
	Instagram.
	Okay, so you guys met originally through...
	Okay, so we sent the original DM. He saw our video.
	Actually, he did.
	He saw our video.
	He had been chasing me for like two years, so...
	Two years?
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	At that point, is it really like a link?
	Like, goddamn, that's a connection.
	Well, you want to know...
	Two years?
	Never give up.
	He did move from New York to Miami to be with me after that.
	Wait, so why'd you guys break up?
	Miami changed him.
	Miami changed him.
	But like I said, I'm still spinning the block.
	I bet you.
	Okay, wait.
	I thought, wait.
	When did you move to Miami then?
	Because you said you were in Sarasota.
	So I moved to, actually, I live in Pompano, but I moved a year ago.
	And then he moved the year before that.
	Is he the one that bought you all the jewelry?
	No.
	No?
	I bought my own shit.
	All right, Queen.
	Okay.
	Queen, it's a real queen.
	And for those that are wondering, Pompano is a neighborhood about 45 minutes from here.
	It's where Kodak Black is from, actually.
	Actually, I'm from his exit, 36.
	Oh, shit.
	Damn.
	Here's the thing with Pompano.
	It's like an up-and-coming area.
	Like, it's getting a lot better.
	Um...
	Yeah.
	Especially the boardwalk.
	Yeah, it's getting a lot better.
	But there are still some very terrible parts of it, but it is getting better.
	A big Brazilian population too.
	Huge Brazilian population.
	Yeah, Papano Beach.
	Yeah, you didn't know?
	Really?
	One of the biggest in the country, bro.
	Papano Beach.
	Maddie's, bro.
	There was also a big immigration facility there too.
	Yeah, there is.
	Yeah.
	Just no random shit.
	Yeah, you're funny though, man.
	Huh?
	You're funny.
	Why her?
	Cucumber and shit.
	Cucumber?
	Yo, is the video still up?
	Yes, it is.
	Actually, it's on my Instagram.
	Yo, Chris.
	It's on my Instagram.
	You know what to do, bro.
	Okay.
	You got to go to my tag videos, I guess.
	Okay, so single, but interl- and how long y'all been together?
	Like two years, you said?
	Almost three years.
	Goddamn.
	Okay.
	And what does he do?
	He actually owns a exotic rental car company.
	He's from New York, so...
	Do you know him?
	You know everybody in that industry.
	I don't know.
	I need to see his page.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Um, and then...
	Wait, is he black?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Well...
	What do you expect?
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	Hell no.
	Damn, man.
	Why I gotta fuck it up, man?
	These three girls come from...
	Oh, and then mind you, my mom is white, so...
	Mom's white, dad's black.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so...
	It ever fails.
	Okay.
	Um, and then birth control for you or no?
	I got three kids.
	Oh.
	No way.
	She's making up for all the other girls.
	Wait.
	For real?
	You have three kids?
	Yes.
	From 28, bro?
	No.
	We've only been together for three years.
	Wow.
	My oldest is 11.
	You look good, man.
	You look good.
	Yeah, so she had her first kid at 17.
	She's 28.
	16, actually.
	What?!
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Pull it up.
	Let me see that.
	What'd you be doing?
	Pull that up.
	Let me see that.
	It's a little rubble.
	Oh, well, we can show it to them and then, but YouTube can't.
	Because the check is here, right?
	No, no, no.
	The TV in the background can be shown a little bit.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	We'll show y'all real quick.
	It'll come up on the side.
	That shit is huge, bro.
	You ain't viral because of this?
	So what made me go viral is because Bootsy actually shared my video.
	Shout out to Bootsy.
	Shout out to Uncle Boo.
	Shout out to you.
	All right, we got it.
	Did you ever meet him?
	Huh?
	Did you ever meet him?
	Yeah, I host this pool party every year.
	Bootsy, don't fuck off.
	Wait, is one of the kids his?
	You want to know?
	That's crazy because somebody actually just asked me if my oldest was, but no.
	None of my kids are boosies.
	None.
	Wait, so where's the baby daddies?
	Well, if she answered the question, they definitely smashed.
	She said she was real smooth about that.
	You said Nicholas with an S? Yeah, that's funny.
	Okay, so I gotta ask this.
	So why'd they chase...
	What happened out of Sarasota that day?
	Was it you pricked them?
	I was making jokes about you pricking them the wrong way with the blood.
	Yeah.
	But what was the real reason that they chased you out of Sarasota or Bradenton?
	Just random?
	Success.
	No, success.
	So they targeted you?
	Yeah.
	Oh, because you started getting money?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I was targeted by some, actually somebody I didn't even know.
	I didn't even know the dudes.
	And I didn't find out that they were going to unalive me until the dude I was dealing with at the time, that that happened, because they took his stuff to.
	He ended up locked up with one of the dudes.
	Wow.
	Okay, wait, hold on.
	Let me get this straight.
	So, he got robbed by them.
	I got robbed.
	It was my spot.
	No, no, no, but I'm saying he got robbed by them first?
	No.
	Because he went to jail with one of them.
	Didn't you just say that?
	No, this was after that.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Go through this with me real quick.
	So what happened?
	So you started getting some money.
	Cucumber hits.
	Now you get some money.
	What happened?
	So I ended up going to Orlando to go link with a Fashion Nova brand ambassador.
	Okay.
	He went to Miami to go get a car.
	We were both away from the house.
	Somebody actually watched me.
	They were watching me for days before that.
	They were watching me, watched me leave, everything.
	And they went into my spot maybe an hour.
	Your spot in Orlando?
	No, my spot in Bradenton.
	Oh, so they watched you go to Orlando and they knew you weren't home.
	They watched me leave my house.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you left to Orlando.
	See, this is why I don't want to host, bro.
	She's dangerous, bro.
	Could be.
	And then what?
	So now you're in Orlando, doing, I don't know, hanging out, going to Disney World.
	And then what?
	I came back home and I honestly didn't...
	Place a ransack?
	I didn't even realize until I took my shoes off by the front door and put them to the side and seen the wall dust on top of my cable box.
	So I looked up and my whole TV was gone.
	Well damn.
	So the first thing that I ran...
	Well damn.
	Yeah, the first thing that I ran to was my safe, because it had my dude's money at the time.
	So I'm like, that's the only thing I was worried about, because he's a Gemini, I'm a Gemini, and I know how we get about our bread.
	He's a Gemini?
	Yeah.
	That's crazy, me too!
	Shout out to you.
	I'm just kidding.
	Damn.
	How much was in there?
	14 recs.
	It was his real.
	So 14,000?
	His real.
	Yo.
	Bruh.
	Oh, here we go.
	Yeah.
	One of those.
	Can't make this shit up.
	Okay, sorry.
	So, okay, so it was 14K. All right, and then what?
	Yeah.
	So gone.
	All of it was gone.
	All that, his work was gone.
	I was gonna ask that next.
	All of my, like, all my designer, anything that was, like, worth money, they took everything.
	The only room that they did not touch was my kids' room, but they did go grocery shopping in my kitchen.
	I mean, I was hungry, man.
	Wait, like they ate your food?
	There was a trail of snacks from my kitchen through.
	Yo, could you imagine?
	Three niggas in the house with ski bass.
	Oh, hey, bro, this tastes so good, man.
	Hey, man, give me some fruit snacks.
	Hey, yo, yo, give me one.
	Give me one.
	Give me one.
	Hey, hurry up!
	We gotta get the TV! Help me with this shit.
	Aw, man, there's wood out there.
	Who cares, man?
	Hold on, I'm good, man.
	Hold on, I'm hungry.
	Yeah, man.
	Well, what did they take?
	I wanna know.
	What did they take?
	Like, as far as, like, food was?
	Yeah, what did they take?
	Bro, they took, like, all my snacks.
	Bro, there was a...
	There was a glove of garlic.
	They literally went grocery shopping.
	A clove or a glove?
	Glove.
	They literally took garlic.
	Wait, so like, what'd you do after that?
	Call the police?
	No, I caught my dude.
	You didn't even know.
	I caught my dude.
	So real quick, let me invite, so okay, this is, tell the audience real fast.
	Guys, if you're a drug dealer, you are automatically going to be a victim of robberies all the time because they know that you're never going to call the police every time you get robbed.
	Even if they steal your, let's say they don't steal any of your drugs, they just steal cash.
	They're still not gonna go to the police because they all know that you shouldn't be having that kind of lump currency.
	They're the best people to rob.
	Rip Cruise is what they're called.
	There's people that literally have a business where they don't sell drugs, they just go rob drug dealers.
	Wow, I never knew that.
	Rip Cruise is what they're called.
	We used to go after them all the time when I was in the government.
	Okay, so, what did you say?
	Chris?
	No, no, no.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, okay.
	So, okay, I got to ask this because this is the government side of me.
	How much work did they take?
	Oh, that I don't know.
	Oh, he never told you what he had?
	Yeah, because if y'all come and get me, I can't tell y'all nothing.
	Okay, so he will purposely keep you out of it.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Who got you this?
	Me.
	All right, but he wasn't a weed dealer, though.
	No.
	All right.
	All right.
	We can move on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	We got more gorse, man.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Never mind.
	We'll move on.
	We'll move on.
	But I mean, I estimate he's got to be doing at least ounces or like half kilos to have that kind of money, but that's fine.
	And for them to target him like that.
	Damn.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Hey, my name is KP. I'm sorry.
	What is it?
	KP. Everybody call me KP. KP? Yes.
	Okay.
	Like Shawty Swing My Way.
	What's that?
	Shawty Swing My Way.
	KP and everything.
	Oh, shit.
	Fuck.
	Okay.
	All right.
	How old are you?
	I showed my age.
	25.
	Okay, where are you from?
	Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
	Oh, shit.
	Milwaukee?
	Yes.
	I just moved from Georgia, though.
	Atlanta, Georgia.
	To here?
	Yes.
	I moved here last month.
	Okay.
	How long were you in Atlanta before you came here?
	Three and a half years.
	Okay.
	But you grew up in Milwaukee?
	Yes.
	Bro, why does your city suck, man?
	Milwaukee is like a mini Chicago.
	Man, Milwaukee sucks.
	But I love Milwaukee, though.
	Shout out to Milwaukee.
	Okay, I was just there.
	I was there for the Republican National Convention.
	Isn't that where Steph is from?
	R&C. Steph is cool.
	I don't know.
	I know he's from Texas, I think.
	Oh, shit.
	But yeah, I was in Milwaukee.
	It's just like, I don't know, maybe it was because it was that weekend or whatever, but it's like a very boring city.
	Honestly, everybody from Milwaukee just goes to Chicago because it's like a two-hour drive.
	Okay, see, that's why.
	But it is the Bucks games there, or they have little festivals on Water Street.
	People put up Okay, all right.
	That's the vibe I got when I was there.
	I was like, yo, if the RNC wasn't here, this place wouldn't be shit.
	Like, this is like, you know what I mean?
	Whatever.
	Is it diverse?
	Yes, it is.
	Okay.
	Because I did notice, like, it was fairly diverse.
	I saw all kinds of people.
	I like Miami.
	Miami's not diverse at all, but...
	Okay.
	Milwaukee.
	What do you do for work?
	So, I do cosmetics as a makeup.
	I just took a lip filler class and I have a clothing brand called Blanco Mars.
	Okay.
	And I'm also about to go do real estate.
	That's why I came to Miami.
	Bro, why does every girl come here to do real estate, bro?
	I do makeup and real estate.
	It's like a dream.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	High school.
	High school?
	Okay.
	You didn't go to, like, cosmetology school or anything like that?
	No, I just took, like, classes from people that I felt mastered it.
	Like, that was great for me.
	She got mentors.
	That's good.
	Alright.
	Relationship status for you?
	I'm single.
	Alright.
	Makes sense.
	Did you also get robbed in the middle?
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No.
	Are your parents still together?
	Yes, they are.
	Okay, all right, let's go!
	Because you're wrong, but yeah.
	You racist bastard.
	I'm sorry, I was wrong, see?
	We're breaking generational curses.
	Breaking generational curses.
	I thought all the girls had no fathers, man.
	Wow.
	Oh, no, my father is in my life.
	I definitely grew up with a father figure, just not my pops.
	Sad things.
	Biological.
	All right, birth control for you?
	Oh, no.
	No?
	Okay.
	You have kids?
	No.
	Okay, what's your, like, ethnic background?
	Black or?
	Black.
	Okay.
	Do you want kids?
	Uh, I don't know.
	Right now.
	I'm just...
	I'm ready to follow my career right now, but...
	She said hell no.
	Uh, wait, do you know what black you...
	You said your mom is white and then your dad is black.
	What kind of black is he?
	Is he, like, Jamaican or just, like, African American?
	No, just...
	Nigga.
	Okay, fair enough.
	Well, Indian and Irish, I know that for sure.
	That's it.
	That I know.
	Oh, your mom?
	No, that's actually my mom and my dad.
	Oh, okay.
	What about you?
	What are you...
	What's your name?
	Uh, my name is Ayana.
	Ayana?
	Yes.
	Okay, how old are you, Ayana?
	I'm 31.
	31?
	Where are you from?
	Damn!
	I'm from Washington State.
	Oh, shit.
	Pretty much Canada, so.
	Where are you from?
	Seattle?
	Spokane?
	I'm like two hours north, like right on the Canadian border.
	What's that in town?
	It's called Linden.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it's tiny.
	How far?
	You said you're right next to Vancouver?
	Yeah, like, my parents' house is five minutes from the border, and I've accidentally driven into Canada before.
	Really?
	No way.
	Do they even care?
	Like, does CBSA even give a shit?
	What?
	Does CBSA even care if you accidentally drive into Canada?
	Well, no, they do.
	I mean, I went through the border, and I'm like, hey, I have to go that way.
	I didn't mean to come this way, and I made a U-turn into Canada.
	And they let you?
	Yeah, I had to go all the way through the border.
	In America, they're like, now you've got to come in and see if we've got warrants.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so they let you do the U-turn.
	Okay, but you're from Linden, Washington, right on the border.
	Do you live in Miami now, or are you...
	Yeah, I do live here now.
	She belongs to the streets.
	So I moved here from, like, northern Florida about a year ago.
	Oh, where in northern Florida were you before that?
	I was in Tallahassee.
	Oh, holy shit, Tallahassee.
	Bro, she's from all the areas where Ted Bundy used to kill people.
	Oh, wow.
	No.
	Yeah, he started in Washington State and then worked his way down into Oregon and I think he ended up getting caught in Tallahassee.
	Wow.
	Was that your dad?
	What?
	No.
	Yeah, he went on like a killing spree in all these different states and he ended in Florida.
	Damn.
	So, anyway.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a nutritionist for the county.
	Oh, shit.
	The county.
	What's that like?
	We got a lot of fat people here in South Florida.
	We do.
	I work for the Department of Health, though.
	Okay.
	So, tell me, because, okay.
	We're on YouTube, so I can't say exactly what I want to say.
	Thank you.
	But, yeah, I first started sweating.
	I am opposed to obesity.
	Okay.
	So, what is, do you think, the biggest problem down here in South Florida with obesity?
	I guess it depends on where you're at, because each area in Miami is like its own little country at this point.
	Okay, fair enough.
	So it really depends.
	Because you've got a little Haiti, a little Havana.
	Okay, fair.
	Hylia.
	All right.
	So what would you say, I guess, is the overall biggest issue?
	Do you have to point two or three things?
	Generally, just overconsumption.
	People don't know.
	No portioning.
	And they have no clue, right?
	People don't know what they're eating, for the most part.
	All right.
	Do we have more fat people than Washington?
	Where I was at, no.
	It really depends on where you are.
	For the most part, no.
	Washington's pretty skinnier, I guess.
	Oh, just be closer to the mic so they can hear.
	Sorry.
	Washington's, I guess, a little bit skinnier, so it just depends on where you're at.
	Vancouver's a very fit city, so that makes sense on the border.
	Okay.
	Nutrition.
	Oh, high education level completed?
	So I have my bachelor's in nutrition, but I'm almost done with my master's as well.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get your bachelor's from?
	Florida State.
	Oh, that's why you were in Tallahassee?
	That's why I was in Tallahassee, yeah.
	And then, we actually...
	Yeah, that's why he killed his girls, was in Florida State.
	Damn.
	Ted Bundy went in there and he...
	That's wild, bro.
	Can I tell you about this?
	You did.
	I think so.
	Funny story.
	Chat, remind me if it's correct.
	I think it was Florida State.
	He went in there.
	How he got caught is he went in there and killed like four girls.
	And then, this is how they caught him.
	He bit the ass cheek of one of the chicks.
	And they were able to go ahead and get a forensic orthodontist.
	And he testified that the teeth marks were his.
	So they went in and took molds of his teeth and that's how they were able to identify that it was him that was there.
	He actually testified in his own trial.
	He defended himself as his own counsel.
	He represented himself.
	And it was the first televised murder case in American history.
	Damn.
	But it was in Florida.
	That's why.
	And he was facing death penalty and everything.
	He obviously lost because, nigga, what are you doing?
	But yeah, that's how they caught him was the orthodontist, the forensic orthodontist.
	Correct me if I'm wrong.
	I think it was Florida State, but I'm not mistaken.
	But anyway, okay, random.
	So he was eating ass by then.
	Quite literally, yeah.
	Quite literally, bro, yeah.
	Then he got caught.
	So you could say it bit him in the ass later on Okay, okay, bachelors and then you said you're working on your masters.
	Where are you doing that?
	It's some small college out of Missouri.
	I'm doing it online.
	All right fair enough Same thing nutrition.
	Yeah, all right.
	She want to make she want to move up.
	She want to get into management, right?
	Yeah Yeah, management No, I mean, I want to work with, like, athletes.
	Oh, she wants to go to the private sector.
	Fuck the government.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Alright, and then, uh, relationship status?
	What was the question?
	Relationship status.
	Oh, I'm single.
	Okay.
	Everybody's single here.
	Yeah, everybody is.
	Are your parents together?
	Um, so I'm adopted, so probably not.
	Let me guess, your parents are white as hell?
	No, my biological parents.
	One is black and the other one is male.
	I meant your adoptive parents.
	Yes.
	Yeah, they're white.
	They're white as hell.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Living in Washington, come on, man.
	Yeah.
	Okay, and then you said you're...
	Okay, so what's your racial background then?
	Jamaican and Scottish.
	Is your dad Jamaican?
	Yes.
	You are every single time.
	Tell him, bro.
	He's horny, bro.
	He's horny as hell.
	All right, are you up with control?
	I am not.
	No?
	Okay, live a life on the edge.
	All right, and then last but not least, welcome.
	What's your name?
	My name is Aileen.
	Oh, shit, stop yelling at us, man.
	I'm just kidding.
	You gotta speak louder.
	What's your name?
	Eileen?
	Yes, Eileen.
	I am 21 and I am an assistant manager at a school.
	I teach babies how to swim.
	Six months year old.
	Oh, shit.
	Go to the water, bitch.
	Six months.
	Yo, okay, okay, I got a question here.
	I gotta ask this.
	Like, what do y'all do?
	Do y'all just throw them in the water and say, fend for yourself, nigga?
	Like, what do y'all do?
	No, so we don't do that.
	We go at their pace.
	So we go little by little.
	We don't throw them in the water.
	Yo, that's soft.
	My granddaddy said, yo, throw this water.
	We're the soft version of a survival school, yes.
	Okay, so assistant manager at a swim school for kids.
	Yo, I gotta ask, what's your enrollment?
	Like, 99% whites?
	Well, I work in the Gables, so we have a lot of Europeans, a lot of Argentinians.
	That was my main point.
	We have a couple locations.
	No Blacks?
	We have a location in Homestead by Eureka.
	So no Blacks?
	Just tell me no Blacks.
	There's Blacks?
	Like how many?
	One or two?
	Depending on the location, yes.
	Do they sink like a rock when you throw them in the water?
	No?
	No.
	Can they swim?
	Yes.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	They're probably Haitian.
	Oh, yeah.
	Makes sense.
	Oh, okay.
	You said they're Haitian.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's how we get here, too, bro.
	You know what I'm saying?
	All right.
	That's how y'all got here?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Where are you originally from, by the way?
	My parents are Venezuelan.
	I was born here.
	Okay.
	Oh, did Maduro win?
	No.
	Of course.
	You stole the election, in your opinion?
	So you're not pro-Maduro?
	No.
	Okay, fair enough.
	Everybody in America hates Maduro.
	What part of Venezuela?
	Caracas.
	Capital city.
	Capital.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	So you think you stole it?
	She definitely thinks she stole it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	She absolutely, 100%.
	Thank you.
	Okay, and then you're, but where do you like, like, where are you from here in Miami?
	Like, did you grow up in Miami?
	And, well, I grew up in Venezuela until I was 13.
	And then I moved here and I've been living...
	Miami?
	Yeah, in Miramar.
	Okay.
	Miramar, you said?
	That's the suburbs.
	That's where, uh, Melly killed, uh, his buddies.
	That's where my school is at.
	Miramar.
	Huh?
	That's where my school is at.
	Oh, really?
	My high school was at.
	Oh, yeah, I didn't know that?
	No.
	Yeah, that's where he killed his, uh, friends at.
	Miramar.
	Uh, he shot them right there in, like, in the middle of nowhere.
	He took them, like, to a rural area.
	He lied.
	Oh, we got hit in a drive-by.
	But he really fucking marked his friends.
	So he not getting out of jail?
	Nah.
	I don't think so.
	I honestly think they got him dead to rights on that case.
	I mean, the state is fucking up with the evidence and shit like that, arguing their case, but the evidence is solid.
	The phone evidence puts him there.
	He lied to the police saying there was a drive-by when the bullet- From inside the car?
	Yeah, there's bullets in the car and shit.
	It's like, bro, you didn't get shot in a drive-by.
	All the shots came from inside the vehicle.
	What the fuck?
	Isn't he a Gemini?
	What?
	I don't know when he was born.
	I don't know.
	I know that he definitely...
	The shots came from in the car, and the other thing that gives away is that, like, if you look at, like, the wounds, like, it was very obvious that they got shot point-blank range, yeah, because there was stipeling on the skin, which means burn marks, which is indicative of, like, execution style.
	Anyway, shout out to Hero in the house.
	He's friendly.
	Okay, so you're from Miami.
	You helped baby swim.
	Highest education level completed?
	I am in college getting my associates.
	Okay, in what?
	I want to be an occupational therapist.
	Okay.
	Relations status?
	Single recently.
	Recently?
	Okay.
	Why'd you guys break up?
	Whose fault is it?
	His.
	Really?
	Tell me more.
	Why?
	One thing you did wrong and one thing you did wrong.
	There you go, Chris.
	You got it.
	Okay, so name one thing he did wrong in the relationship and then one thing you did wrong in the relationship.
	Um, one thing he did wrong, break up with me.
	One thing I did wrong, stay too long.
	See?
	Bro, fantastic.
	Okay, thank you.
	You couldn't have answered it better.
	Makes sense.
	Um, okay.
	And then, uh, are your parents still together?
	No.
	No.
	Okay, birth control for you?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Alright, body count.
	Let me guess, your dad liked Maduro and your mom didn't?
	Eh, no.
	They both don't like them?
	No, neither.
	They both left the country.
	Chama?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Chamo?
	No.
	That would be a dark Chamo.
	He'd be Blamo in this case.
	All right, body count.
	100?
	Wait, what?
	So this guy, you lost your virginity to this guy?
	It was my first serious relationship in high school.
	How long were you all together?
	For like four years, since high school.
	Oh, okay.
	Man, get back with him, man.
	No.
	Damn.
	What did he do?
	Cheated?
	It's never changed.
	That was never his priority, so it was never going to work out.
	He wants to make money.
	Was he working?
	Was he making money?
	Like...
	He was working, but he was also putting his family first, which I understand.
	You know, it's his family, but also...
	Was he even as well, too?
	No, Colombian.
	That makes sense.
	Sorry.
	You guys agree?
	That's what they do?
	Colombian men are not...
	That's your neighbor.
	No bueno with the Colombian men?
	Yeah, they're buenos.
	Yeah, they're good.
	Yeah, they're good.
	They put their family first, though.
	Is that good or bad?
	That's good.
	That's good.
	Or did y'all fight over arepas?
	No.
	Kachapa.
	I like kachapa.
	I love kachapa.
	All right.
	Fair enough.
	All right.
	We had an interesting panel, man.
	We cut the after hours down a bit, so you got to enjoy it a little bit, man.
	It's a good conversation.
	Okay, so I'll read some of these.
	We got some of these chats or what?
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	Yo, you guys are some fucking assholes, man.
	You guys say about reading the ad like a fat nigga.
	God damn, man.
	What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
	He did a good job.
	You fucking assholes.
	They're just cooking all the whole time.
	Wait, wait for me or this nigga?
	I just like having Mo read the ad so I can just look at them just cooking the whole time.
	Mo, don't look at the chat, man.
	I wasn't paying attention.
	Okay, good, good, good.
	Well, I enjoy...
	Roast the hell out of me.
	I don't care.
	Roast the hell out of me.
	All right.
	Fair enough.
	All right.
	We'll read some of these chats and then we'll get into the first question here.
	Detox the name.
	Okay.
	Yap Party was a movie.
	Thanks for allowing me to provide the music.
	I just dropped the recap video on my Instagram.
	It's called Detox.
	Shout out Lavish the One for the visuals.
	Go check it out and show off.
	Thank you so much, Detox.
	You got it?
	Yeah, I hope Anis will show this part, but they won't.
	They won't.
	They took the parts where the guys are on top because we're doing a dance-off, and they'll show the girls at home.
	It's so weird.
	They're liars, bro.
	Here's the other thing, too.
	I purposely said when we were doing that dance, I was like, yo, all the girls get off the dance floor.
	I literally said that shit.
	So, of course, it's going to look like that, and these idiots will go ahead and pick that part.
	But anyway, what's the video?
	We got it?
	All right, let's run it real quick.
	This is from Detox?
	Okay, okay!
	Okay, I'm reloaded.
	We gonna play the music or not?
	Nah, nah, nah.
	YouTube, yeah.
	What song is it?
	It's a various of songs.
	It's like two songs.
	Oh, it's like a mash-up or some shit?
	Yeah.
	Shit was fire, man.
	Nah, there were no girls there, though, bro.
	Apparently.
	There were no girls there.
	Fucking haters, bro.
	Justin Waller showed up, too.
	It was fun, man.
	Let's do a mo, bro.
	Alright.
	Nah, that was a good time.
	There you go.
	What else we got here?
	BigTingsAguan says, not going to lie, Miss Washington State is very attractive, but unfortunately Miami may have gotten to her.
	I hope she...
	I hope not, but before I speak to...
	Too soon.
	Too soon, I might have to wait.
	And what?
	And see how her mindset is to shut up my niggas.
	My ninjas.
	Oh, shut up my ninjas, okay.
	Oh, that's Jake, Big Team's a good one.
	You have anything you want to say back to him?
	He's Jamaican too, I think.
	Bahamian, Bahamian, Bahamian.
	Oh, Bahamian?
	Yeah.
	You want to respond?
	My mindset about what?
	He got good money, too.
	We'll see what you think about.
	Well, we'll see.
	Yeah.
	Okay, big tick.
	Where are we at here?
	Camp two times?
	Oh, no.
	This is him again.
	Oh.
	I'll say this.
	The yacht party was a good time.
	Networking was absolute.
	Win as usual.
	Y'all made a good time.
	I'm going to add this.
	I was the freshest guy in the yacht.
	JK, W to all y'all looking forward to coming back.
	All right, man.
	Shout to you, bro.
	Shout to you.
	Yeah, they come looking good.
	Pause.
	Chris and his dad are bums.
	Yo, that's crazy.
	Yo, what the hell?
	Look, Terrence Howard.
	It is Terrence Howard, bro.
	I think it's crazy, bro.
	Shout out to Black Queens on the panel.
	How much was y'all hair hat?
	Yo, this is your asshole, man.
	He's asking how much your guys' wigs were.
	How much?
	You guys want to say?
	I will.
	Go ahead.
	Mine was $600.
	Goddamn.
	Excuse me.
	What?
	Damn.
	Wigs aren't cheap.
	How much was yours?
	This cost me like $150 on Amazon.
	Fuck no, I ain't spending $600 on my hair like that.
	Holy shit.
	And what about you?
	This is my wig line, one of the wigs I sell, and I will sell this for $400.
	Period.
	You need to hit her up.
	The girl who did my hair today said the same thing.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know wigs are that expensive.
	Goddamn.
	They more than that sometimes.
	So there's actually another wig that I'm going back to get.
	It's a 60-inch and it's $4,000.
	No, girl.
	You need to leave the word at that.
	Who's paying for it?
	I don't need a man.
	Sorry.
	The trapper, man.
	Oh, wait, no.
	You're a rental car guy, man.
	He don't pay for my upkeep at all.
	No?
	No.
	Three years?
	I mean, he used to.
	But like I said, we're not actually together anymore.
	Okay, okay.
	All right.
	What do we got here next?
	Question for the ladies.
	Would you prefer to be an average man main chick or a rich man side chick?
	An average man main chick.
	Hold on.
	Let's start here.
	Hold on.
	That was a good one.
	Average man side main chick.
	Really?
	Well, we should describe what the average man is for them first.
	Yeah, you gotta be pacific.
	So, let's say 5'7", 5'8", 5'6", 5'8".
	Alright, so 5'7", 5'8", making about $40K per year.
	That's fine, as long as we can be out and about together.
	I'm not going to be someone's...
	And average looking, like he's not guapo, like none of that.
	He's just like a regular looking dude.
	That's fine.
	He look like Moe.
	That's fine.
	Nah, man.
	Hey, take a good look at Moe, you sure?
	That's fine.
	Mo, you got one, bro.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	What about you, Washington State?
	I'd rather be the main chick there than the side chick.
	40 Cabriero?
	Yep, I would rather that.
	I'm nobody's side chick, so.
	Wouldn't you want to date like an athlete?
	That's not a requirement.
	I mean, it doesn't really matter to me, that sort of thing.
	If we vibe, we vibe.
	If we don't, then we don't, so.
	All right.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'll be honest.
	I'll be the rich man side check.
	Let's go!
	Someone keep it around.
	Come on, man.
	You like choppers.
	I'm captain, man.
	No, I don't, actually.
	I'm passing.
	I like business men.
	Business men?
	Oh, she said she passed that.
	She used to be in it.
	She must have got robbed, too, one time and said, fuck this.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I don't even deal with men that would put me in that position.
	No offense to...
	Niggas.
	Have you ever dated a drug dealer over again after that?
	Hell no.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Have you ever been with a drug dealer before?
	When I was younger, like high school, like I said, I like businessmen now.
	Okay.
	It saved money.
	Yeah, it saved money.
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Yeah, no, I'd rather be the main, and I'm going to tell you why.
	I'd rather be with a broke man who treats me like everything in the world, rather a rich man who treats me like I'm just a piece of property or You've been with a couple rich niggas before, right?
	Oh, of course.
	So you just didn't like that lifestyle of being a side chick and him having all these other women?
	So honestly, my rich niggas were...
	I was the main.
	But they were cheaters.
	They were dogs.
	Oh, okay.
	Alright.
	So I would rather be with a broke man who treats me like a queen, treats me like a princess, puts me first priority, top priority.
	Did they lie to you, though, about it?
	Who?
	Like the dudes that told you you were the main, but they were having sex with other girls?
	No.
	No.
	Oh, so they weren't honest?
	No, they were honest.
	Oh, they told you I'm going to have other women.
	No, no, they were honest, but I was always the main, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They weren't honest to me.
	They were honest to the other girls.
	Okay, okay.
	So you thought you were the only one then?
	So I didn't know about them.
	They knew about me, right?
	All right.
	So that's why I left them alone.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So they told you, you're the only one, I love you, they sold you the dream, and then they had other women.
	But the other girls knew about you, so they wouldn't get in trouble.
	It's like, okay, so you know how you can pop up?
	So I can pop out with him.
	It's like, okay, boom.
	I can pop out with him.
	I can do family events with him.
	I can post him on social media.
	They couldn't.
	It was always a secret.
	You guys had to deal with them behind closed doors.
	Yeah.
	And even then, I don't respect that.
	I don't...
	I'm not jacking that.
	Yeah, because he didn't tell you the truth.
	Exactly.
	You didn't say I'm going to have other women.
	I'm not jacking that.
	All right.
	I'm not jacking that.
	I'm not jacking that.
	All right.
	What about...
	And I like girls, so...
	What about you?
	Cheri.
	Average...
	But, hey, 40K per year, though, average, 5'7".
	What about you?
	Yeah, no, I'm going to pick...
	I'm going to cry in a Rolls Royce, not a Nissan.
	All right, keep it in a thousand.
	But when you put yourself in a Rolls Royce...
	Yeah, but when you surround yourself around niggas that got money, they gon' have you in that mindset.
	Facts.
	You get what I'm saying?
	Real niggas.
	That's a fact.
	They gon' put you in that money mindset, but money ain't everything.
	Yeah, but if I'm with a nigga that, I'm laying down with a nigga that's, he don't have that hustle mindset, he don't have that drive.
	He a bum, yeah.
	Yeah, type shit, like that shit.
	I don't know.
	I'd rather be with a nigga that motivates me to get up.
	Like, oh, I can't be laying around this nigga.
	Yeah, I'm not making no money.
	Fuck that.
	I got to get up before this nigga be like, this bitch is a bum.
	But if you a solid female and you got it and your man don't, and you really love that man, you're going to put that man in a winning position.
	Yeah, but let him motivate me.
	Well, I don't need a man to motivate me, but yeah, I want a nigga in my corner, like, to motivate me.
	So, bitch, if he do fall, I'll be right there.
	I have a question.
	Do you always want the burden of making money yourself?
	What do you mean?
	Like, for example, let's say you meet a guy that can take care of you.
	What'd you want not to say to making money yourself?
	That was my ex.
	He took care of me and my kids while I went to school.
	Okay, but long-term, wouldn't you want long-term?
	Yeah, of course.
	So then, why are you saying boss, babe, like, do what you should shit yourself, like, to her?
	No, I'm not saying that.
	I'm saying that if I had a bum who was not in a winning position, I'm a boss myself.
	Yeah, but I don't even want that around me.
	Right, that's low vibration.
	No, not necessarily.
	It's like you're taking care of another kid if you ask me.
	See, I'm a dominant type of female.
	I need a man to lead me.
	So me, personally, I have fallen.
	I've been at the top and I've fallen.
	Everybody has fallen.
	But I need a strong man to pit me back up.
	Fuck Listen, a man can only be strong for so long because at the end of the day, if a man falls, what can you do for him as this female?
	Imagine you meet a billionaire, right?
	You meet a billionaire.
	He's up, he's up for years, years, years, and years.
	You're stacking your bread, stacking your bread, stacking your bread.
	That man has one slip up and falls.
	What are you going to do?
	You going to up and leave him?
	If that man ain't teaching through the years, we've been fucking with each other.
	See, a nigga with money just don't...
	Don't want to just give you money, bitch.
	If a nigga fuck with you, he gonna give you knowledge.
	So it's just like, if I've been fucking with this nigga for more than two, three years and he ain't spit no game to me, show me how to network, market, do this, do that, I don't have no business fucking with you.
	He's gonna be a mentor.
	Yeah, I want a nigga that's gonna teach me, not just pass the money.
	So therefore, if he do fall, bitch, I'm right there.
	And I know this nigga, he did this, that, that, trust me.
	I'm curious, how long would you take care of your man before he came back to light prominence?
	How long would you take care of your guy?
	Okay, okay.
	Keep it real.
	A year?
	Six months?
	Six months, nigga.
	See?
	It's not going to be longer than it.
	We'll go to Tampa.
	Six months the longest.
	Six months.
	Okay.
	Man, it's like clockwork.
	So all those years.
	Clockwork.
	And only six months.
	Got it.
	Six months is like the match number.
	Because you're a nigga.
	You're supposed to know how to live.
	Wait a minute.
	You're a nigga, man.
	Wait a minute.
	Well, she wasn't the one that was making that argument.
	It was really Sarasota.
	True.
	Well, Bradenton.
	Bradenton, I was making the argument.
	I'll be there.
	Okay.
	That's fine.
	What about you, Miss Tampa?
	What was the question?
	Stupid!
	Side girl with the average guy making 40k per year, 5'7", average guy, not charming or anything, or charismatic or super attractive, just a regular dude, right?
	Watches anime every now and then and plays video games.
	Or successful, attractive guy that's a multi-millionaire, but you're going to be the side girl.
	I'd probably do the main.
	Be the main girl.
	Okay, that means you've got to work and no vacations.
	Maybe one a year, if that.
	If you're lucky.
	All right.
	Fair enough.
	What about you?
	Yeah, same.
	Come on, man.
	No, no, no.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She's from Colombia, for real.
	She got the accent, too.
	Come on, man.
	You're picking to do with the money, man.
	Come on.
	That's why you see that, okay, my English is not the best, but I try to explain myself.
	De Nero.
	That's why.
	That's why.
	Mucho de Nero.
	All right, go ahead.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's why I think Colombians are still together for a long time.
	You saw that from the beginning.
	Peru, Colombia, Colombia.
	Our parents are still together.
	Yes or no?
	But they're from Colombia, though, right?
	Yeah, they are Latin, you know?
	Okay.
	Because our culture think about that.
	It's not about just money.
	It's about to build something together, some strong, you know?
	Fuerte.
	Exactly.
	Something fuerte.
	That's true.
	Everything is not just about money.
	She's great.
	But until they come to America.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We have a saying.
	We tell the guys, hey, you want to go find a woman in Colombia?
	You better stay there with her.
	She's a good woman.
	Don't bring her to America.
	No, no, no, no.
	Yeah, America corrupts them.
	How do you say that?
	Exactly.
	How does it work?
	Come on, man.
	That's corrupt.
	She knows.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah, you get a Colombian girl.
	She stays in Colombia.
	You send money back or you go back and visit her.
	You don't bring her here.
	Or you go to Colombia.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah, you don't.
	Come on, man.
	Alright, she knows.
	Alright, what about you?
	What are you doing?
	Average dude or multi-millionaire?
	Average dude.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Makes sense.
	The guy chasing you on Instagram right now, he average guy?
	I believe her.
	I mean, she's 36, man.
	Come on.
	No, I mean, the real thing is that I want to be together with that guy that I love, you know?
	Even though he's broke, and if I'm with him, I'm gonna support him, you know?
	Because I know that real love...
	I don't know how to say it.
	Say it in Spanish.
	Go ahead.
	When you have a true love, you are in the ups and the downs.
	Ups and downs.
	Okay.
	We have a couple translators on the panel.
	No, I can say it in English, but the thing is that it's a bond.
	It's a real love.
	You've got to support your partner.
	Well, most of the expanders too, so he's the resident translator.
	All right, so up and down, all right.
	Okay, so more chats or I got the...
	You know, let me go into the topic of...
	Okay.
	Is it questions or...?
	No.
	We have 20 more chats to read.
	20 more?
	Oh, God.
	All right, let me hit the topic, then I can read the chats after.
	Okay.
	Ladies, do you have or have you ever had a close guy friend?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	We'll start here.
	Okay.
	Amigos.
	Amigos?
	You say, like, close.
	Do you have or have you ever had a close guy friend?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	I'm only kind of friends.
	Ms.
	Columbia?
	Yes?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yes, I do.
	Yes.
	Si.
	Yeah, I do.
	You sound sweet.
	Like si.
	So interesting.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No.
	So I got to ask this.
	I might as well just add this in here.
	Are you still friends with him?
	With this guy?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yes.
	Nope.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yep.
	Okay, then for you guys it's just no-no because you never had one in the first place.
	Okay.
	How was the relationship like?
	We'll start here with you and then work our way this way.
	Like what did he do for you?
	Yeah, how was the relationship like?
	Okay, tell you the truth.
	He was my best friend, but he was in love with me.
	Oh, that's not a guy friend.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Let her answer.
	I didn't know.
	No, no, no, go ahead.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Then, let's call it.
	Vamos, vamos.
	You, you, you hablas.
	You know what call it means?
	Yeah, shut up.
	OK.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, no, no, you, you hablas.
	Everybody else call it.
	You're good.
	Them, go.
	I didn't know he was in love with me.
	And after, like, six years, he told me that.
	When I moved, I moved to Canada, and he told me that.
	But we still been friends.
	What was your response when he told you that?
	But you cannot recognize the behavior you knew when you were close to him?
	No, no, no.
	I was too sweet with him, and he was like that with me.
	Like, we were too close.
	He was the only guy that could go to my room when, like, in my house.
	My parents never left a guy to go to my room.
	Not even my boyfriend.
	Just him.
	Because he was my best friend.
	I thought he was gay.
	But he wasn't.
	And now he's married, he's good with his wife and everything.
	And we are friends, but yeah, that happened.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, we're still friends.
	What's the relationship like?
	We're just friendly, kind of the same.
	He also professes love for you?
	I think he's kind of, yeah, in love with me.
	He told you?
	No, but like I've heard, he is.
	But I go to him for guy advice and stuff, so I feel like he knows I'm not interested.
	Would you ever give him a chance?
	Nope!
	I mean...
	Nah, SNL. Nope!
	Okay.
	And I got a question for you two ladies after this.
	Mo, good question, by the way, that you came up with this.
	Okay, so he's in love.
	Your guy's in love with you, too.
	Alright, what about you?
	No, my friend is a friend.
	We're friends.
	What's your relationship like, besides that?
	Like, brother and sister.
	Like, I don't want to wear short shorts around him.
	I don't want to, like, no, that's my friend.
	Do he spend money on you?
	No.
	Oh, no.
	The table?
	The drinks?
	Yeah, like, yeah.
	Yeah, he'll do little stuff like that or whatever, but yeah, he's my friend.
	Do you spend money on him?
	No.
	No.
	No, no, no.
	No, but if he asks me for it, you feel me?
	Because I know he'll give his ass to me.
	So if he asks me, but he's very, you know, men are very prideful.
	He's not going to ask me for shit.
	So I don't.
	So he's never asked you for money or anything ever?
	No, but that's my, I love him.
	What does he do for work, this guy?
	Shh.
	He do a lot of stuff.
	Is he a chopper?
	FBI, open up!
	I knew the chopper, bro.
	Fair enough, bro.
	This really is a hood, bro.
	Other than that, you think he keeps the platonic on his side, I guess?
	Yeah, I know for a fact.
	I hope so.
	What's your relationship like with your guy best friend?
	In the past.
	I guess in the past, yeah.
	Bradenton.
	Yeah, what?
	I'm sorry.
	She goes out there and she's like, oh my god.
	You okay?
	You stole 14 racks.
	I got you.
	Stupid.
	You alright?
	I'm screaming.
	Yeah, I'm good.
	Okay.
	Nope.
	Yo, don't let the chat get to you, man.
	The what?
	The chat.
	No, she's looking at you.
	Oh, me?
	No, she wasn't looking at me.
	I was.
	She was.
	Oh, shit.
	Go ahead, Maureen.
	No, she wasn't.
	This is the bad energy, man.
	I'm telling you.
	Hey, yo, Maureen.
	If she was looking at me, she would've known I was talking to her.
	I thought you were still talking to her.
	Oh, okay.
	Go for it.
	Go for it.
	Shut up, motherfucker.
	Shut up, motherfucker.
	I'm just kidding, by the way.
	So yeah, what was the relationship like with your guy friend?
	He was my best friend.
	He was my confidant.
	He was my person, for real.
	He was there through a lot of stuff that I went through.
	Was he there when you got robbed?
	No.
	Oh, y'all had caught robbed at that point?
	No, I just...
	He just...
	It was late at night when that happened, so he wasn't aware.
	No, I don't mean it like that, but was he your support system after and shit?
	Yeah, definitely.
	Like, did you call him after?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Was he the one that did it?
	Hey, if you're going to make these comments, unmute your mic, motherfucker.
	They can't hear you when you say this stuff.
	Okay, so he was your best friend, et cetera.
	Okay, what ended it then, if you guys were so close?
	So when I left my hometown and moved down here, I brought him with me.
	Okay.
	He moved in with me and my ex, you know.
	Oh, shit.
	We, yeah.
	And the dude was, New York was cool with it?
	Yeah.
	Did they get along?
	Yeah.
	Oh, so they were friends?
	Yeah, they met through me.
	I have seen it happen before.
	Rare, but it does happen sometimes.
	That is crazy.
	Rare, but it does happen sometimes.
	Alright, so, okay.
	He moved in with us, but they got real close, and then he started meeting a lot of, not like that, not like that.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, because I'm already seeing what's happening to play here.
	He started pointing them out with other bitches.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	So, the money.
	They started making money together and he felt like he owed my dude loyalty because he was putting him on and putting money in his pocket.
	So I ended up texting him something one day and he screenshot it and sent it to my dude at the time.
	If y'all were just cool, like...
	But he was my best friend, like, for nine years.
	Yeah, but, like, what did he send that, like, made it...
	Like, what did you send?
	I don't want to get into it.
	It was risky?
	No, no, no.
	It wasn't, like, it wasn't nothing disrespectful to my relationship at all.
	It was just, like, me venting about a situation that was going on, and I felt like, you know, him and my dude at the time were deadass wrong.
	Okay.
	Yeah, so...
	So he didn't like that you...
	Okay, that makes sense.
	Out of loyalty to him, he was like, bro, this is not my shit.
	You handle this?
	No, not even that.
	It was like, out of loyalty.
	It was more so like, fuck the loyalty to me.
	That's what I mean.
	Yeah.
	Because he was getting money with him, so he kind of...
	He was like, yeah, like, you know, this is what she said, this time and the third.
	Yeah, this is your relationship.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but it had something to do with both of them.
	And it was really more so him than my dude.
	It really didn't have nothing to do with my dude.
	It was really him, but my ex was brought up in it.
	So he was like, oh yeah, screenshot this, send it to him.
	And I was just like, I was over it.
	Are they still friends to this day?
	No, they're not even friends.
	Oh, damn.
	So actually, he's back in the same position he was in when, yeah, before he moved down here.
	You're a bum.
	You work at Costco.
	You were living in the show.
	Costco, damn!
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	You were living in a shed.
	Did you tell you the TV? No, I'm screaming.
	No, but apparently my ex has the couch.
	You're screaming?
	I can hear it.
	Alright, so y'all are not cool no more and he's not cool with him either because of that situation.
	Interesting, okay.
	What about you?
	What's the relationship like with your guy friend?
	Well, we're still friends.
	He lives in Atlanta, though.
	Okay.
	He's like a rapper, but when I used to live in Atlanta, we used to go out to eat all the time.
	I could call and talk to him about anything.
	Keep it honest.
	He ever smashed?
	No, he haven't.
	But he did try to talk to me, but I put him in his place.
	Put him in his friend zone?
	Yes, he has to stay in the friend zone.
	Wait, how did he approach you?
	What did he say?
	Uh, I don't know.
	Like, he'd just be flirting and stuff, but you know how you have to redirect the person?
	Listen, nigga, chill out!
	Like, yeah, you really have to do that because sometimes guys don't understand.
	Like, they'll still keep trying.
	Yeah.
	So, but, yeah, we really cool, though.
	Really.
	Okay.
	So he tried, failed, and y'all are just friends.
	And you guys are friends to this day?
	Yes, we still are.
	Okay.
	Similar to her situation, I guess.
	Well, did your guy ever make a pass at you or no?
	Mm-mm.
	Damn, really?
	Yeah.
	Well, he knows what time it is.
	No, I'm very aggressive.
	Kyle was about to say.
	That's my homeboy.
	You a bitch, nigga!
	You a nigga!
	I get like, you know, uh, what's your name?
	Falcon!
	Punch!
	Gorilla.
	Gorilla.
	I heard somebody else say that.
	I got it from you.
	Yeah.
	She probably told her to show up.
	You ain't never getting this pussy, nigga.
	Yeah, nigga.
	So don't even waste your time.
	Niggarilla?
	Yeah.
	Am I period on?
	Say shit like that.
	You hear it, boo?
	Yeah.
	You know a girl who really don't fuck with you when she's brutally honest?
	Yeah.
	Like, says shit about herself that don't make herself look...
	It's not flattering.
	I'm burning right now, nigga.
	You don't even want this.
	That's when you know you're in the friend zone for real.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	What?
	I mean, it's better she said that.
	Yeah, it's better that she said that anyway, right?
	You're like, oh, you know, I'll stay in the friend zone in this case.
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Um, so actually I did date him first and then we became friends.
	Why'd you guys break it off?
	Why'd we break it off?
	So wait, did you, were you guys, you said you dated first, then you became friends after.
	Yeah, so we dated first and then we became friends.
	Okay, so the tracks was there first.
	Yes.
	Y'all started to fuck with each other.
	Yes.
	Then, who broke it off?
	I did.
	Why?
	For a lot of reasons.
	So he was supposed to come home and meet my parents, and I freaked out and I broke up with him.
	And then we had this weird on-again, off-again relationship for a while, and then it got to the point where it was just like...
	Well, you were embarrassed to lend him Washington or something like that?
	She didn't want to show her cottage.
	Wait, come meet my parents!
	Did you really like him, though?
	Tammy and Sammy!
	I mean, yeah, but, like, the relationship just evolved and we're, like, strictly platonic now.
	I know that if I need...
	Wait, but how long were y'all together?
	Like, when you...
	Like, a year or so?
	Wait, y'all together for a year and he was gonna meet your parents and you said no?
	Yeah, like the plaintiff was bought and everything, and then like a week beforehand, I'm like, hey, I don't want you to meet my parents.
	Damn.
	And y'all had been together for a year at that point.
	Yeah, almost, yeah.
	Let me guess.
	The D-game was trash.
	The what?
	The D-game was trash.
	Yep.
	His sexual prowess was not apart.
	What's your sign?
	I don't know, man.
	What's your sign, bitch?
	It was not 100%.
	See?
	That's the best way to describe it.
	But that's not why we broke up, I promise.
	That's not it.
	Give us like the top...
	Because you guys are together for a year, right?
	Most girls would be salivating for a dude to meet their parents after a year.
	So something is off here significantly.
	Yeah.
	So give us the top three reasons why.
	I already know in my mind what it was, but you can tell the people.
	We already know.
	Probably because my previous relationship before that was a lot of bad blood.
	And I was just...
	Emotional damage!
	Chris, man, let her finish her story, man.
	No, that's not even wrong.
	Let her finish her story.
	We know what it is, but let her answer.
	All right, man.
	All right.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Don't worry about this asshole.
	So the previous person that met my parents, after we broke up, my parents were like, yeah, we didn't like him.
	We're happy you broke up with him.
	And I was worried that same thing was going to happen.
	So I was like, I can't do this anymore kind of thing.
	Did you still have feelings for your ex?
	Huh?
	Did you still have feelings for the other guy?
	You didn't at all?
	No.
	Was he your first pick, the guy that you didn't want to make to your appearance?
	Was he your first pick, like, I love this guy, he's the one for me, or he's kind of like...
	He was a rebound.
	Yeah, he was.
	He was a rebound.
	He was like, well, actually, I'm divorced, so...
	Oh, shit.
	I married that guy, and...
	You learned more and more.
	You what?
	So I married him, and...
	Wait, you married the first guy or the second guy?
	So I got divorced in 2019.
	Oh.
	Okay, but non-parent dude, was he your ex-husband or no?
	The non-parent dude is not.
	The one that met my parents is my ex-husband.
	Okay, so how long were you with your ex-husband for?
	We started dating in 2015 and then we divorced in 2019.
	Okay, how long were you guys together total?
	Like three and a half years.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	So you guys, total relationship was four or five years?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you guys, how long until you got married?
	Two.
	Two years.
	Two years.
	Married.
	Yeah.
	And then this guy, how soon after you divorced your husband or separated from him did you get with this new guy?
	It was like maybe eight months, nine months.
	So fairly quick rebound?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Now I got to ask this.
	I don't mean like, it's a simple question.
	It's not an invasive.
	Was this guy like polar opposite from your ex?
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	I caught that right away.
	Yeah, me too.
	Was your husband your type, your ideal type, and it just didn't work out from a look standpoint, maybe from a personality standpoint, and then this guy was maybe the polar opposite?
	And then you kind of were like, you know what, let me try something different.
	Honestly, no.
	The new guy was like more my type physically than my husband.
	Okay, so the second guy was actually more physically attractive?
	Yes.
	Okay, but was the husband more attractive cognitively?
	Like you were just more aroused by his personality?
	Was it like security?
	He had money?
	No, he didn't.
	He honestly made the same amount, so it had nothing to do with money at all.
	Hmm.
	But the first guy that you married probably felt safer, more security with him.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Second guy was more attractive, but let's be honest, more pussy probably.
	Pussy.
	Just call it like it is.
	Call a spade to spade.
	Call a spade to spade.
	He was more of a pushover than the other ones.
	That's what I mean, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Come into play.
	Pushover, yeah.
	Pushover, okay.
	Fine.
	Less assertive.
	Interesting.
	You know, it's funny because, like, I literally thought all that in my head.
	It was like, So, he was like, okay, all right, fair enough.
	So, the ex-husband, you still talk to him and you guys are still friends?
	The ex-husband?
	No.
	Oh, the dude that you didn't let meet your parents?
	Yes.
	He and I still talk.
	We're still friends, whatever.
	Like, he had my dog for six months when I was moving.
	Like, he didn't get mad about not meeting your parents after being with you for a year?
	I mean, he was upset, obviously, but...
	How did you reconcile that?
	Um...
	I actually don't know.
	Like, if it's like...
	Hold on, I got it.
	We were like in a weird limo for a while.
	We still smashing?
	Friendship-wise.
	We still smashing?
	What?
	Like, we still having sex?
	Are you guys still fornicating?
	Absolutely not.
	No?
	Absolutely not.
	Well, hold on.
	Blowjobs?
	Wait, you guys never hooked up?
	No, we did.
	Not anymore.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	So you guys never had sex after the parent escapade?
	Okay, that's not true.
	We did have sex.
	Okay, there you go.
	Niggas won't forgive anything.
	Okay, we were living together, so it's kind of hard to date someone when you're living with them.
	You guys were living together, and you told me you can't see my parents?
	What?
	You guys were living together and you told him you can't see my parents?
	Yeah.
	See, there you go.
	That don't make sense.
	Hey, nigga, you can't come see my Johnny Appleseed crib up in Washington.
	Fucking asshole.
	I know you're handsome and all, but you a bitch.
	My main man.
	Okay, never mind.
	Enough jokes.
	Okay, so you guys are still friends to this day?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Bro, he's stupid, man.
	Totally platonic?
	Totally platonic.
	He has a girlfriend.
	I think she's awesome.
	She's adorable.
	They're so cute together.
	A threesome?
	Absolutely not.
	She's not my type.
	Damn.
	Oh, okay.
	What's your type?
	Okay, who on the panel is your type?
	Who on the panel?
	In here?
	Yeah, in here.
	Come on, say it.
	If I had a pick.
	Yeah, if I had a pick.
	Chris?
	If I had a pick, I was cheers.
	Okay.
	Wait, who is?
	Who is?
	Oh, uh, uh, the trapper?
	The trapper.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Yeah, why the trapper?
	She's like, physical features.
	Reminds her of her ex-husband.
	Yeah.
	Oh, God.
	He's a very criminal, too.
	FBI, don't be all!
	It's just like, physically, I feel like we vibe really well, so...
	You vibe.
	All right.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Very, very interesting stuff.
	Okay.
	So, next question here, ladies.
	Mo, these are some good questions, by the way.
	Yo, get Mo down.
	Mo, get yourself down to Marco.
	Ah, shit.
	Hello!
	She didn't answer.
	Okay.
	No, well this is a question actually.
	She didn't answer.
	Well, remember she don't have friends.
	She didn't answer.
	She have a guy friend.
	That's true actually.
	She have a guy friend.
	But that's fine because this next question is actually for you ladies.
	Okay.
	Do you believe men and women can be friends for you two since you guys don't have guy friends?
	Yes or no?
	I think no.
	You don't think they can?
	Okay.
	Is that why you never had a guy friend?
	Yeah, that's why.
	What about you?
	Do you think men and women can be friends?
	Yes, I just, I don't think I've had, in the last few years, like, a close guy friend that would...
	Be friends?
	Yeah, I've gotten with, but I think that guys and girls can be friends.
	Okay, you think so?
	You just haven't experienced it?
	Not, like, with someone that, like, not to be super-duper close with.
	Okay.
	Just, you know...
	Just, like...
	Friendly vibes.
	Okay, all right, fair enough.
	All right, so we got a video to play.
	Mo, you want to give the background on this video real quick, and, uh...
	Yes, this is a funny skit of a daily life of what it means to be in the friend zone.
	And ladies, we're gonna watch the video and I want you guys to like check if you've done this to your guy friend before.
	Keep it real, keep it real.
	Keep it real for all the girls that have had a guy friend before.
	Even you guys that might have maybe even had a slight guy friend for a little bit.
	I have a take on girls that don't have guy friends.
	Okay, I want to hear that actually.
	Now or later?
	Do you think it's better before or after the video?
	Let's do after.
	Alright ladies, please pay attention and I want you to know if you've done this to a guy before in the friend zone.
	Let's go ahead and play.
	In the life of being friend-zoned, the first thing I do is pick up my best friend from last night's sleepover.
	I always make sure to have her coffee ready.
	I know her order by heart.
	She then tells me every detail about last night.
	I had no idea she was so flexible.
	Around noon, I take Kristen out for lunch.
	I always make sure to pay.
	It's only a matter of time before she sees me as a romantic option.
	After that, we go shopping.
	Today, she's letting me hold her purse.
	Soon, it'll be her hand in marriage.
	Then, it's best event time.
	Oh, I'm letting these guys have their way with me and they can't even text me back.
	Guys can be such a-holes sometimes.
	I just want to find a nice guy.
	You know, sometimes the treasure you're looking for is buried in your own backyard.
	Around 4 p.m., Kristen breadcrumbs me with some light physical affection to keep me hooked for a few more months.
	Afterwards, I drop Kristen off at the bar.
	I stay sober so she can drink.
	While I wait in the car for her to get done having fun, I help do some of her work so she can get ahead for the next day.
	Later on, Kristen's finally finished partying.
	She said she met a new friend, Chad.
	I don't really like Chad.
	I drop the two of them off at Chad's penthouse.
	I wave goodbye and get ready to do the same thing again tomorrow.
	And that's my day.
	This is a damn...
	So how many of you guys have been in that situation before where the guy tells you, you tell him you're...
	Well, a couple of you guys already admitted to this, so...
	Alright, so what have you done before with your guy friend before?
	Have you told him stuff about your dating and ask him questions?
	Yeah, everything.
	You've done it all?
	Damn, you actually make up late while you get drunk?
	That's fucked up, man.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I did everything, everything.
	What did you show me in the video?
	Yeah.
	She did everything?
	Goddamn.
	All right.
	Well, she did say that she thought he was gay.
	Come on, bro.
	Yeah.
	I mean, she knew, bro.
	Come on.
	What about you, Miss Columbia?
	Not everything.
	I feel like just advice.
	You know, just to get like a guy's perspective.
	Oh, that was the only thing that you...
	Yeah.
	That you did?
	Come on, man.
	He never took you out for food and shit like that?
	I mean, yeah.
	Okay, okay.
	What about the club?
	Yeah, what about the club?
	Be a DD. Come on, pick you up?
	No.
	Come on.
	Nah, nah, nah.
	By bottle?
	By table?
	I mean, yeah, table.
	Tampa, bro.
	I'm telling you.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so we're getting the truth out slowly.
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Spectated outside while you're having sex with someone else?
	Wait, what?
	So that's a yes.
	Wait, I didn't hear the question.
	Yeah, we got you.
	Okay, spectated, like, waiting for you outside while you're maybe meeting a guy or hooking up with a guy or something like that?
	Oh no, oh my god, no.
	Never?
	No.
	Did you ever buy a table at a club and then you met a guy you're flirting with at his table?
	No.
	No.
	You ever give up your number at a table that he had?
	No.
	Okay.
	Because it's like a group of friends.
	We would go out with like friends.
	We were all friends so we could get a table for like the group.
	You know?
	Who are you?
	She's like, yeah, everything.
	No, no, no, no.
	My homeboy is not like that.
	Like, he ain't going for half of that shit.
	He ain't going to be like, ain't you got a nigga?
	Like, no.
	But, yeah, like, we'll go to the club.
	He'll pay for my drinks or shit like that.
	Question.
	Do you think he actually likes you?
	No.
	Like...
	Okay, if you don't mind, can we call him right now and ask him?
	Yeah.
	I don't have my phone.
	Because, honestly, I feel like he likes you, but he don't want to say it.
	No.
	I talk to him about, like, everything, literally.
	He talk to me about who he fucks.
	What if you tell him, like, listen, I'm drunk, I don't know why we never got together, like...
	No.
	No?
	I don't even put myself in that predicament.
	When I want...
	No, but we're saying, we think that he will fuck if you give him the opportunity.
	Yeah, he will.
	Do you agree with that or no?
	He's a guy with a dick.
	He probably will.
	Okay.
	Duh!
	That's the whole point.
	So she acknowledges that at least.
	Yeah.
	So, alright.
	But I don't...
	I don't...
	I know.
	We're not doing that.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	She at least acknowledges that if she get...
	Because some girls be delusional.
	Yeah, no.
	I'm going to call my...
	What's her name, bitch?
	I'm for the gold.
	Bye.
	See you later.
	Alright.
	Damn.
	I want her to call, though.
	You still want...
	Hey, man.
	I mean, we...
	It'll prove our point, but yeah.
	It'll fuck out your shit, though.
	Probably.
	Probably.
	Fucker who?
	Your shit.
	What shit?
	Your friendship.
	No, wait, what you want me to say?
	Hey, nigga, I love you.
	He gon' look.
	All right, look.
	I love you too.
	Okay, give me a phone.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck, gang?
	Hold on, look.
	We need a better...
	You gotta say, what do you want specifically?
	I mean, I think...
	Wait, is he watching right now though?
	No, I didn't even tell him I was honest.
	So I'm thinking is, because you gotta be very direct here, but indirectly in a cool way.
	So what I would say is, what I would say is, listen, I'm lit right now, I'm kinda drunk, I'm not gonna lie, I've been feeling for so long, Okay, let's go.
	But you can't laugh, though.
	I'm not gonna laugh.
	He's gonna be like, best friend?
	You're kidding, right?
	There's no way.
	Yeah, you gotta be serious.
	You can't, like, fuck it up and laugh and all this other shit.
	I know.
	How many shots?
	Wait.
	I thought we was just getting his reaction.
	Yeah, we're gonna get his reaction.
	But I'm saying, like, you gotta play along until you get the reaction.
	Like, don't fuck it up until you get the reaction.
	See, I told you, nigga, so old dog.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Don't do that.
	Play it.
	Play it along.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no, no.
	Don't be silent.
	Don't be silent.
	My bad.
	You got headphones on.
	Yeah, bro.
	You got headphones on, man.
	What the fuck wrong?
	Stupid.
	Hey, girls.
	Don't talk.
	Don't laugh.
	Put it close to the mic.
	Put it close to the mic.
	And everybody be quiet.
	You got that drunk.
	Yeah, you got that drunk.
	Hey, gang.
	You sleep?
	Hey, gang.
	What's up?
	You all right?
	No, man.
	I'm off this drink, and I just been wondering, like, why we ain't never, like, talk?
	Talk about what?
	Talk about me and you, like...
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm talking about, like, why we ain't never do nothing.
	Like, why you ain't never pursuing to me?
	Well...
	I'm fucked up about you, gang.
	I ain't even gonna lie.
	Okay, well, you need to unfuck up.
	Okay, Gayle, sorry.
	It's a podcast.
	Love you.
	Hadn't to prove that we can actually be friends.
	Like, boys and girls can be friends.
	Alright, love you.
	Bro, he, nah, bro.
	He said you need to un-fuck him.
	I'm not gonna hold you.
	Like, I guarantee you.
	I believe him.
	That nigga was half asleep, too.
	Yeah, he was half asleep.
	To be fair, he didn't want to come across as like, Falling into it, but I don't know.
	I feel like he'll go for it.
	She knows it.
	You wanted her to call, bro.
	It was a person, late night, at the club, maybe?
	Bro, nah.
	Nah, nigga, man.
	He's just, that's my frown.
	I'm talking to him like that.
	I believe him.
	No, no, you don't like him, but he like you.
	Well, she even admitted, though.
	So my theory is, right, that, like, guys are normally friends with girls that are hot.
	If you're hot, you look good, if your friend played a part to smash later on, or hope to smash later on.
	If you're ugly...
	Facts.
	It's not happening.
	First of all, she got stories on the podcast, so he's watching her Instagram right now.
	For three hours ago, you posted retrofit.
	No, but he sleep though, no?
	No, no.
	Come on.
	Three hours ago.
	Oh.
	Yeah, so...
	But that was three hours ago.
	He don't know how long a podcast is.
	No, but he knows you on the podcast, nigga.
	Oh, well, I don't know.
	He watching your ass, bro.
	Oh, shit.
	He ain't slick, bro.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	No, he ain't slick.
	Plus, she's messing with us fuck, so it takes a while for a dude to get hard over that shit.
	What?
	Come on now.
	Come on, man.
	You got a gang.
	What's up, gang?
	That's how we be.
	That's how we be.
	My dick would be like this, bro.
	Yeah, if you didn't say gang.
	Like, what up, gang?
	You know Kevo?
	He calls girls gang.
	Yeah, I know, I know, man.
	He probably likes his girls more sweeter.
	No, but it takes him a while to get up, man.
	Anybody want to call that guy friend to add to this?
	You?
	No.
	She don't want to fuck it up.
	Alright, what about you?
	Have you participated in any of the events here, whether it be like having them buy you food, them taking you to a club, chauffeur, complaining about your problems, all of it?
	Every time that me and the girls went to the club, he was the male that went to the club.
	Did he pay?
	No.
	I got free entry.
	No, no.
	Did he pay for the table?
	Huh?
	He would get in for free just because he brought y'all?
	No.
	He would get in free because he came with me.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So everything in there that he's done it for you?
	Every time my baby daddy broke my phone, he bought me a new phone.
	When my baby daddy jumped on me, he moved me in with him and his baby mama.
	He bonded me out of jail.
	Did you at least take his day?
	No.
	Y'all never hooked up?
	He's my sister's blood cousin, and he's like 50-something years old.
	Damn.
	Wait, you said he's your sister's cousin?
	- Yeah.
	- What the?
	- And we didn't, we didn't know that.
	- Wait, what? - From the other side, from the other side.
	- Listen, we did not-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I'm trying to establish that Can you explain it real quick?
	Me and my sister have the same mom, different dads.
	So he is her cousin on her dad's side.
	I've seen it before.
	That's some nigga shit.
	What?
	Yeah, it is, but like...
	I mean, he's basically...
	I would argue that's like a first cousin for her.
	Yeah, he's family, because I grew up around her dad's side of the family.
	Man, I wouldn't count that as a guy best friend, then.
	We didn't know that he was related to her until like two years into our friendship, and we met in like 2015.
	He wanted to smash, though, bro.
	Is that in Alabama?
	He wanted to smash, bro.
	No, I think he did, honestly.
	I think he did in the beginning until we found out that he was pretty much like family.
	You never heard of uncle slash cousin relationships?
	Oh, I didn't know we were family, but it's too late now.
	No, no, no, not that.
	Sweet home, Alabama.
	Yo, Alabama.
	No, he...
	First cousin, though?
	Yo, niggas ruthless, bro.
	No, no.
	Look at her, bro.
	What about her?
	Yeah, but first cousin, though?
	You think niggas here?
	First cousin that looks just like her.
	They didn't know, though.
	They didn't know until two years later.
	He said, we here now?
	I was like, you follow me.
	Fuck you, man.
	Okay, so he was trying to make a pass at you in the beginning, I guess, until he found out.
	Okay, let me ask you this then.
	Did things completely change once he found out you guys were first cousins?
	So, no, nothing actually really changed.
	He never really acted on his impulses of trying me.
	He was always very respectful of our friendship.
	But I mean, they become even more respectful after that shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's, like, very respectful.
	No, I mean, like, after he found out first cousin, like, Yeah, I'm like little sister.
	He tells people all the time, like, I would never try her.
	First of all, she's crazy as hell.
	Also, here's my other take.
	So, when a girl's going through, like, down times, she's, like, going through some bullshit, they have a friend to transition from the bad times to good times.
	So, she might not have a man, per se, but she has a friend taking care of her on the side.
	A.K.A. cousin.
	First cousin.
	I mean, he did take care of me, so.
	Yeah.
	For the longest.
	That's what I thought.
	But I was living with him and his baby mama.
	What do you mean sexually, though?
	Oh, hell no.
	No, no, I mean, just doing things for them.
	Oh, okay, okay, okay.
	Oh, yeah, he was, you know, Christmas, Valentine's Day, birthdays.
	I would think after the fucking, I find out that's your cousin, there's a rap, like, at that.
	Yeah, bro.
	You think niggas care?
	No, they don't, man.
	Back in my hometown, they definitely don't, because, yeah, cousins make dozens back over there.
	With the P-Files.
	Bitches are underage, niggas still doing that shit.
	Shit's weird, though.
	Back in Sarasota, Brady's saying, cousins make dozens, cause baby.
	Imagine if your girlfriend was your cousin and you just now found out.
	You still gonna fuck.
	Ain't no way.
	No.
	What, Chris?
	I mean, look, look, look.
	I'm from the Northeast, so for us, we make fun of, like, hillbillies, like, for hooking up with each other and shit, so it's different.
	Like, where I'm from, like, that's, like, we make fun of Southerners for that shit.
	Oh.
	So, to me, it's, like, a completely foreign concept, but I could see...
	Yeah, it's foreign.
	Yeah, like, down South, okay, whatever, because we literally make fun of people for that.
	Okay, that was a twist.
	All right, what about you?
	Did you do any of the things in the video there?
	To your guy friend?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	I didn't.
	You said you're a rapper, so he's definitely taking you to the club.
	Oh, yeah.
	Paying for food.
	Yeah, he pays for food.
	We go out to eat, go to the club.
	I don't have to pay for nothing with him.
	Isn't that fucked up, though?
	Huh?
	Imagine you spending money on him like that.
	Is he a famous rapper?
	No, he's not famous.
	That's why.
	He's just famous.
	But I do have famous friends, though.
	Like who?
	Who?
	I don't want to do that.
	But I do have famous friends.
	Let me guess.
	Amigos?
	No.
	Playboi Carti?
	No.
	Ross?
	No.
	So you dropped the music video making fun of Aiden Ross?
	Atlanta?
	Who else is there?
	Wait, who?
	Omar?
	That said Playboi Carti made a music video where he took a shot at Aiden Ross for the two million shit.
	Oh, wow.
	Playboi Carti, actually my favorite rapper.
	Really?
	I can tell.
	I mean, of course, yeah.
	By the nails.
	Oh, she got a dad, nigga.
	What do you mean, like, Playboi Carti?
	You mean that?
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You said by my nails?
	I think he's a scumbag for doing that shit.
	What he did to Aiden Ross, that was fucked up.
	Took two million.
	People wanted to see him in an interview.
	He just stole that money from Aiden and kicking all that bullshit.
	It's like, bro, it's fucked up.
	He don't care, though.
	Scumbag shit, bro.
	And his fans got mad, too.
	They flamed him.
	Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	We want to hear you talk because he never does interviews.
	So, did you guys see that?
	Did I interview with...
	No.
	Okay, unaware.
	Alright, fair enough.
	Okay, what about you?
	No, actually.
	Come on.
	You didn't make that guy do all that shit before?
	Okay, fine, yes.
	A little bit.
	Well, we are hooking up, so I would assume, yeah, all that shit.
	So, I had lost my keys in Myrtle Beach, and he drove all the way from Virginia.
	All the way there?
	He drove from Virginia to Myrtle Beach to give me my car keys.
	Make a no.
	He had my spare keys, so...
	Bitch, I should've been broken into and I'll pay for it afterwards.
	Merle Beach to Virginia?
	Bro.
	Bro.
	South Carolina, right, if I'm not mistaken?
	Merle Beach to South Carolina.
	He was like, Virginia, Virginia to South Carolina, bring me my car keys.
	You know how long it takes you to drive through North Carolina?
	A long time.
	One of the worst states.
	I would argue Virginia and North Carolina are like the worst states to drive through on Interstate 95.
	They are.
	It is, like, long and boring as hell.
	Wait, but why did you make him drive that far, though?
	Um, I didn't.
	He offered.
	No, but you said no.
	I was going to say, no, I was stranded in South Carolina.
	I'm getting my car keys.
	But you had spare keys, right?
	He had my spare keys.
	That's why he brought my keys to South Carolina.
	Wait, he didn't work a job?
	So I lost my car keys in South Carolina, and the only way I was getting home is if he brought me my car keys.
	How'd you lose your keys?
	Well, I was bartending at a bike rally, and I just happened to lose them.
	And they did find them after I had left, so they mailed my keys back.
	What the f...
	So they didn't find...
	Like, did some biker dudes steal it, or what?
	No, I had dropped them, and, like, somebody returned them to the bar that I was working at, but I was already gone by the time they returned them.
	How soon after did they find them?
	How soon after?
	What?
	How soon after did they find the keys?
	I was like maybe like three or four days afterwards.
	I got a call saying, hey, we have your keys.
	So you drove for nothing then, kind of?
	No, because I was already home when I got my keys back.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	That's L. I hope you give him some like fire dome or something for that.
	Goddamn, bro.
	That's a terrible drive, bro.
	Even then.
	I've made that drive before many times.
	It's fucking terrible.
	No, she was like, oh, thank you.
	All right.
	Good night, baby.
	What was the reward for that?
	You gotta tell us.
	What was the reward for that?
	Nothing.
	I know, I know.
	He drove home?
	I know.
	He drove home.
	Yeah, he drove home.
	Wait, was this after y'all broke up?
	This is after he broke up, yes.
	Not even a blowjob?
	Nothing.
	He got nothing.
	Not even a kiss on the cheek?
	Nothing.
	Maybe a hug.
	I mean, like, I gave him a hug, but I don't really count it as anything.
	I barely hug, bro.
	What?
	Did you pay him?
	Hell no, she didn't.
	No, I didn't.
	She gave him a little side hug.
	With the one arm.
	You didn't get a hooker?
	Like, come on!
	A hooker.
	I didn't think about it.
	I'm sorry.
	Myron, what?
	You didn't think about it.
	What about kiss at least?
	Wait, Myron, a hook?
	What?
	He literally got nothing from having me my keys.
	I'm trying to think of something.
	I'm trying to think of something.
	I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.
	I'm trying to think of something.
	I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.
	When a female strictly like friend zones of due, it's you get a side hug.
	It was like friend zones.
	You get the side hug.
	Yeah.
	It was like, and keep it pushing.
	Thank you for my keys.
	Bye.
	Have a great drive.
	Thank you for being a man.
	Yeah.
	Keep it pushing.
	Oh man.
	Fuck that shit, I'm trying to Back and forth is at least like six to eight hours.
	At least give me a hand job, bro.
	What the fuck?
	I think it was like a it was around a six hour drive.
	No, fuck that shit, bro.
	Virginia's a big-ass state, bro.
	And North Carolina is, too.
	Some of the worst states to drive through.
	I live, like, on the border of North Carolina.
	Don't try that.
	Come on, man.
	You bullshit, bro.
	You better go drive from all the way over there.
	Yo, man.
	She wouldn't make the ex-husband do that, though.
	Hell no, bro.
	He'd be like, fuck no.
	That's sad, bro.
	Yeah, well, it is what it is.
	Okay.
	Well, you win some, you lose some, right?
	In this case, that's a big lose some.
	Okay.
	Next question, ladies, is...
	This is crazy shit, man.
	Okay.
	Do you think guys like that will eventually, finally get the girl?
	Well, he kind of got you and then lost you.
	In your situation, do you think guys that play the game will eventually finally get the girl?
	No, and I feel like they become, like, they want revenge from that later on.
	They become jaded.
	Yeah, because they're gonna spend all this time, like, they trying to be strategic and plan and plan and do stuff, but it's just not happening.
	So I feel like they start, want to get revenge or something.
	So you don't think you kind of, like, enabling this would be a bad thing?
	Would you like to long it to happen?
	Um...
	Yes, nigga.
	It would be.
	What about you?
	What about you?
	Do you think a guy will eventually finally get the girl?
	Eventually, depending on the man, the consistency.
	Is it worth it at that point?
	Probably fucking not.
	You said fucking not?
	Yeah, probably not.
	And I'm going to tell you why.
	Because nine times out of ten, when you chase a girl for so long and then you get with them, it's like you realize she's aggravating itself.
	This is where niggas left her.
	Priorities ain't together.
	Needy as hell.
	It's like raising another child.
	It's like having a daddy's little princess, for real, for real.
	Damn.
	It's just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
	Nothing to bring to the table.
	At least you know.
	Have you been friendzone before?
	Huh?
	Have you made it up to friendzone?
	Do you realize this shit?
	Like, how do you know this?
	Have I been friendzone?
	Yeah.
	Fuck no.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I'm just saying.
	Do you watch the podcast?
	No.
	Interesting.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you think?
	Do you think the guy will finally get the girl?
	Um...
	What do you mean by that?
	If he pursues long enough, do you think he'll eventually get the girl?
	Do you think your best friend gonna...
	If he keeps on...
	That don't make sense.
	Like, no.
	Like, that...
	Oh, because that's your dog.
	Yeah, that don't make sense, shit.
	If he can't get her, like...
	Right then and there like if you don't tell a bitch how he feel I just feel like it's pointless like you're a pussy and Bitch you need to go with somebody that deserves you because I don't you don't deserve me Because why you don't tell me how you feel or how you don't tell the bitch how you feel I don't understand men who have alterative motives That's why I don't like and that's what most men who want to be a best friend have is an alterative motive All right, what about you American Columbian?
	Will they finally get the girl, in your opinion?
	I don't know.
	I'm like 50-50.
	Is it worth it?
	In the 50-50, they do get the girl.
	In your opinion, do you think it's worth it?
	Probably not.
	Okay, why do you say no?
	I don't know.
	I just don't think it'll work out in the long run.
	Okay.
	What about you, Miss Columbia?
	Do you think the guy will finally get the girl if he pursues long enough?
	Translate?
	It's fine, just say it into the mic and the audience can hear it too.
	Some dudes would love to hear the Spanish.
	Tell me more.
	Dime.
	Yeah, I know the chat's gonna like that.
	Yeah.
	You think it's worth it?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Por qué?
	I heard it before, like...
	Okay, because so...
	Why is this bad, like...
	For the guy to wait?
	To keep going?
	Yeah.
	Did you explain it right, Miss American Columbiana?
	I don't know if she's really good.
	No, I'm asking, like, why is it worth it for them to pursue when they're friends all of them?
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Okay, no, no, no, no.
	Not worth it?
	No, no, no.
	Okay, I didn't understand.
	No, not worth it.
	Okay, why do you think it's not worth it then?
	Okay.
	Because I don't want the same thing.
	Oh.
	All right.
	Okay.
	What about you, Miss Peruna?
	I'll go to you the next.
	Do you think a guy can ever make it out and get the girl, finally get the girl?
	No.
	No?
	You don't think so?
	No.
	Why not?
	Because if that girl doesn't like the man, it's not going to work.
	Right?
	Even if he give it many gifts and good dates and everything.
	If you don't like it, you're ugly, you don't like it, okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	What do you think?
	Yeah, I agree.
	It's not going to work out.
	Damn, is that every girl said no, it's not worth it?
	Pretty much.
	Is this a first?
	Very based.
	He's going to steal your friend.
	I mean, it's your friend.
	That's why I don't have friends, because...
	I mean...
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I'll give my take on this.
	I'll read some of these chats, and then...
	Oh, you know what?
	Go ahead, Mo.
	Yeah, read the ad, because we'll wait for one of the girls to get back on the panel.
	Go ahead.
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	Go ahead.
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	He's doing a pretty good job, man.
	Yeah, these comments are hilarious.
	All right, so guys, we're going to switch on over to Castle Club here.
	I want to give my take on it, you know, so we're going to switch on over to Castle Club.
	Guys, come on over to CastleClub.tv, man.
	Hey, we got to keep the lights on, as you guys know.
	You know, some people are going to be a chore, bro.
	I gave y'all niggas a free debate for three plus hours, so come on over to Castle Club.
	Come support the squad, because I want to get real with the ladies here real quick and give my perspective on this whole friend zone thing.
	And then we're going to answer some questions from the girls, because I think the girls have some good questions here.
	Interesting panel.

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