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Aug. 2, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
54:24
Pop The Balloon w/ Ray J, Safaree, & Stevie J
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Thank you.
We're starting a podcast, guys.
We got Ray J here.
We got Safari, Stevie J on the coach as well.
Let's go!
Let's go!
*music* *music* You don't got to put them on in here
Alright guys, we're gonna be doing part of the balloon with Ray J as a special guest as well He lost some weight bro, for sure.
For sure, I'm just sucking my stomach in.
Alright, so we have the girls come in one by one.
First up is, I believe, Sophie.
Sophie?
Hi, Mom.
I told you I'm on a lit network, and I apologize.
Okay, so give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, and what are you looking for today?
Is she the mic?
Hi, thank you.
Alright.
Please, how you doing?
Do they come up here to me?
Yeah.
What's your name, love?
Sophia?
Cómo estás?
Why are you backing up?
You scared?
Well, I... Everybody has an angle to be on.
Oh, for real?
Alright, so name is...
What do you do for a living?
My name is Sophia.
I'm 23, and...
Sophia, what you do for a living, love?
I'm a farmer.
You a farmer?
What that mean?
I farm.
You farm?
Oh my God!
Who the hell is this?
And jalapenos.
Please don't touch that.
My bad.
I was trying to hang on.
You good, you good.
Ray J, you a freaky-ass nigga, not no more.
Great.
Mm-hmm.
Actual.
Hey, I didn't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to ask you this.
No, no, it's deeper than that.
All right, is it?
I don't want to ask you.
Is that your hair?
Yeah, you can touch it.
Okay.
Rub your fingers.
Okay!
No, no, no, I just grabbed the undercarriage of it.
Okay, so, Ray, is she a yes or no for you?
I don't want to pop her balloon.
I definitely don't want to pop her balloon.
So she's good?
She popping.
Safaree, what do you think, bro?
Lord Claw.
Stevie, what do you think, Stevie?
I pop her balloon some more shit.
Alright Sophie, you good to go?
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, next girl.
So guys, we're gonna do this at the first stage and then we'll do it.
Hey, so ladies, check this out.
Check this out, ladies.
Ray J get first dibs on y'all.
Cause my friends gonna try to get at y'all too when y'all walk out this way.
And they taller than me.
These niggas are way taller than me.
All right, and they do they nails every week.
Who's up next?
Name me what you do for a living.
I'm Elon.
Hello.
Ray J. Lean.
What's up, Jonathan?
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I am a designer.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, love.
Hello.
I'm sorry.
How you doing, love?
How are you?
You good?
I'm good.
You ever got your cherry pie before?
I don't mean like that.
Where you from?
I don't know how to flirt.
What do you do for a living?
Me neither.
Yeah, I ain't never...
I'm a designer.
Okay.
Yeah, I make dance clothes.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
Okay, and why do you want to find love today?
Where?
Why do you want to find love?
Why?
Are we finding love right now?
For the love of Ray J.P. Is it?
For the podcast.
For the love of Ray J.P. For the podcast.
You said why?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I got invited on here.
We're here for my girlfriend's birthday.
So are you in it for the love of Ray J or what?
She don't give a shit about you, Ray.
Are you in it for the love of Ray J? My buns.
I'm not a real bun looker in public.
I'm very respectful with women, so I want to decline what my consultants have said.
You don't have to show your ass.
Thank you.
Alright?
I'm keeping her.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay, thank you.
Man, she ain't rocking a razor, though.
I'll tell you that right now.
Okay.
Come on, y'all.
Stop tripping in the comments, my nigga.
Let me do my thing.
I got y'all niggas.
Yeah.
Who's up next?
Hello.
Oh wow, how you doing?
I remember you.
I remember you too.
Where do you remember me from?
Yesterday.
And what happened yesterday?
You left.
Got it.
Yeah.
Got it.
Ray, them eyes look dangerous.
Okay, so name is what we do for a living?
Married, 21, student.
Married?
Married.
That's the name.
Married?
Yeah, like Maria.
So why are you coming if you're already married?
I'm divorced now.
My name is Mary.
Oh, but you were married.
Yeah, before, but divorced.
So why are you saying married then?
My name is Mary.
Oh, your name is Mary.
She was married, too.
She's married to a girl.
Before.
Is she here?
No.
God, are you sad?
No, not anymore.
Do you guys scissor?
What scissor?
Um, it's where you guys kind of make a scissor position together.
Split the fifths?
No, like this.
Like this, split the fifths?
Nah, it's a little different.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Oh.
I'm just playing.
You a good actor.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Um, okay.
And then, why do you want to find love today?
Oh, shit.
Oh, find love?
Or like, go on a date with Ray J? Oh, like...
Wait, what?
What y'all thinking, man?
She said no.
What she said no to?
What day with Ray J? Oh, Ray, she's trying to tell you no.
Ray J look kind of ashy.
Give me some lotion.
I did feel that.
I felt ashy too.
These niggas is over here glowing.
That's why I like the comments.
That's why I'm a real villain, because I fuck with the comments.
When they over the top, I take heat.
Yo, can we talk back to the people in the comments or no?
Of course.
I never talk back to somebody trying to help me.
Thank you.
They're going to say what they say, though.
You say what?
They're going to say what they say.
Okay, so Ray, you popping her balloon or not?
I'm not popping her balloon.
Okay, you're good.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, same.
She like, damn, she wanted to go home.
You want me to pop your balloon up?
Hold on, let's bring her back one more time.
I'm sorry, love.
I need to ask her an important question.
Do you want your balloon to be popped?
Like this one, right?
Right?
Like, no gay shit.
No?
What? Pause.
Resume.
I didn't mean, like, first off, let me say something.
I'm very respectful.
I'm in a stage where I'm respectful.
So if I'm saying, do you want your balloon pop?
I don't mean it in a sexual way.
This is a very platonic game, ladies.
I am not a creep.
I know that, yeah.
I'm not a creep.
I'm not a purr.
I've been through a lot.
Yeah, it's not even up to you, Ray.
I'll stay for later to see what's going on.
She might.
She got shit to do, Ray.
Ray, I don't know, bro.
That sounds to me like she don't want to be here, but hey.
She don't like me, I told you.
Okay.
I ain't shit.
Hi, my name is Nevia.
What's up?
You looking good.
I want to keep it.
Can you speak for the mic?
Let's keep her for the second round.
I don't care.
Nevia.
Huh?
Nevia.
She got us something.
What is that?
Can I get some other kind of lotion or some...
You need some coconut oil.
What a coconut oil.
They got coconut oil?
Coconut oil.
Yo, Ray, coconut oil would be a dream right now.
That's what you need.
Trust me.
Coconut oil.
Focus, focus, brother.
What's up?
How you doing, loved one?
I'm doing good.
How are you?
I'm chilling with your name.
I'm Chloe.
How you doing, Chloe?
Very good.
Chloe.
Damn.
Bro, that's triggering.
Is that triggering?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, bro?
Bro, we're here for you, bro.
That's why we're here for you.
That's why we're here, bro.
We got your back, bro.
You got your back, bro.
That's two friends, man.
Two friends.
Listen, I'm going to pop it.
Are you okay?
No, he's not okay, bro.
He's not okay.
So you're going to pop it?
Ray.
No, you too.
Yeah.
See?
That's triggering.
It's PTSD. What's wrong?
It's like my password from like...
Your name is already triggering.
I'mma do it for him.
Yeah.
We'll do it for you, bro.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
You know, Kim Kardashian, you know, like...
Is that her name?
Kloe?
See, here, but yeah.
The sister.
That's why it's...
Yeah, it's messed up.
Somebody will tell you what it means.
Kloe was alright with me.
You know, I'm looking at her.
Okay, thank you for coming.
Alright, thanks so much.
God bless you.
Give a different name next time.
Okay, who's next?
Hi.
Hey, what's up, Ray J? You already know, it's Lance from the Bay, so I'm here to see you today, and you know, I'm very excited to see you.
Alright, I want to keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
That's it.
Okay, you're good to go.
Ray, you gotta ask these girls what they do.
Name and what they do.
Something.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Hell no.
Not here.
No, everybody been ID'd from the beginning.
Okay.
Yeah, I can't play around like that.
Okay.
Name and what we do for a living.
Hi, guys.
I'm low-key, and I'm a model.
I do OnlyFans as well.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
I was daydreaming.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
All right, love.
Keep her.
I like her.
I love the honesty.
The fact that she just came out and said, yeah, I do OnlyFans as well, I respect it because there's girls out here hiding, trying to not show their links.
That's true.
We know there's links, even though the link ain't in your bio.
And they say, I'm a content creator.
Content creator.
That's what they say.
Solo content creator.
Okay.
So you don't do it with groups.
Just by yourself.
Who's next?
Hi.
Keeper.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, me?
Me or her?
Keeper.
Me?
Keeper, you two.
Is that my time?
No.
You gotta ask the questions.
Ask the questions, bro.
What's your name?
I'm Savannah.
Where are you from?
I'm from Texas, but I live in my...
I'm Savannah.
Sukiana.
Savannah.
Savannah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm from Texas, but I live across the street from where we're at right now.
Oh, you stay right across the street?
Absolutely, Keeper.
Hold on, were you like partying?
Your voice is raspy, or is this your natural voice?
I cheered for 17 years of my life, so it's just, it's never gonna come back.
Can you do a handstand?
I can do a backflip if you want.
Let's see.
Let's see it!
Please do a backflip!
No way!
I'm only gonna do a back handspring, because I don't want to break it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, everybody be cool.
Hold on, I don't know if this is a pro...
Oh!
Oh!
Yo!
Safari!
Stevie!
Do y'all want to see a jump split?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, we seen it all.
Yeah.
That was it.
We seen it all right now.
Give her another balloon.
I'm out of fire.
We'll see you later.
I'm very excited.
Yo, why aren't you in Paris doing the Olympics?
Right?
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm the next Simone Biles.
You're in the wrong place.
I'm very excited about later.
All right, let me get that.
Thank you.
That was really good.
I know no one has ever done a backflip in here.
100%.
Yeah, that was fire.
Okay, welcome.
Who do we have here?
Aaliyah, Gabrielle.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a student and I'm a bad bitch on the side.
Oh, okay.
She's a bad bitch.
Why would you be on the side?
You gotta be a bad bitch 24 hours a day.
Every day.
I go to class in the morning and then at nighttime I'm a bad bitch.
Are they celebrating back there?
Yes, they are.
They lit.
We drunk.
Alright, Keeper.
They're just looking at themselves up here.
They're not even looking at Ray.
I ain't nothing to look at, nigga.
I'm terrible.
How you doing?
Love her, Keeper.
Dang.
Ain't it round two?
No.
Alright, so love her, Keeper.
Damn, this is too much.
Everybody here is beautiful.
Alright.
Here y'all.
Keep her.
Hello.
Keep her.
Love her.
Keep her.
My name's Dom.
Stop.
Stop right there.
Are you Stevie J? No, no, no.
Listen, stop right there.
We already kept you.
We already kept you.
You already won.
Okay, alright.
No problem.
I'll be back.
She know me.
You got to stay, baby.
No, bro.
Yeah!
Okay, normally you're supposed to pick like a couple, all of them, but that was quite a lot.
So we'll do round two then, Ray.
But you got to pick down to three girls.
All right.
So the whole set, you got to pick only three.
Go on a date with.
Take your time.
So Safar, you got to tell this nigga, man.
You got to tell this nigga who to pick.
I'm here.
I just got a backup out of somebody, so...
That was fire.
Bro.
Okay, so bring the girls back.
I want to go with the girl.
I got two girls I want to talk to.
Okay.
Tell the other girls.
I kept everybody.
Just because I wanted them to all hear who I'm about to pick.
Okay.
Alright, we need the girls back.
He's only going to pick two girls to talk to.
All right.
Yo, listen man, I'm not gonna hold you man.
That was crazy.
That was incredible.
First time in the studio ever.
Yo, I just want to thank everybody that's out there watching right now.
If y'all ever thought that a fuck was ever given, you have been mistaken.
I don't give a fuck about nothing, nigga.
But peace and serenity.
Thank you for all of the positive words you have instilled into this show.
Thank you for all of the other words and criticism that you've instilled into this show.
We could not do this without you.
And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
Can I say something on like the bad Ray J? Or just...
Whatever you want.
Yeah, I see y'all.
I see a couple of y'all talking shit in there.
Fuck y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
Have some respect.
Alright?
Don't worry about that.
In the comments?
No.
No, no, no, I ain't talking about the comments.
There's a nigga standing right there, nigga talking shit.
Like we don't see him, yeah.
I hear this nigga, you're not sick.
No, no, no.
I think it all comes with the territory of being like turnt up and not getting...
You know what I'm saying?
But see, that's why I respect everybody.
I respect everybody inside and outside.
I need everybody.
Oh, this is all the good?
Okay, come on, ladies.
Yeah, I'm a bad man, dog.
Yeah.
That's why I've been trying to clean up and taking showers every day three times a day.
Okay, Ray, so...
You gotta pick the girls and pop all the rest that you don't want.
You have to pick three.
Only three.
Smell them.
Hey, hygiene's important, guys.
Hygiene is number one.
Hygiene is number one.
Badminton.
We don't want to smell like a burnt...
head dry.
You gotta get a double stick.
We got to smell good.
We have to smell good No burnt hair No burnt hair Yeah no We know what that shit smell like And it can't be cheap You gotta pick three The rest gotta go home First of all ladies I can see you in the camera And I'm happy all of y'all Came out tonight To be a part of the For the Love of Ray J podcast as.
It's time.
It's time.
I don't know how much time I have here.
Um, because I like to stay for a little while.
Take your time.
Not too long.
But yeah, I like to take my time.
Take your time.
Everybody behind me smell good.
Take your time, brother.
I'm curious though.
Safari, who would you pick?
Me?
Top three?
Um...
So far, from what you're seeing, who'd you pick?
Badminton.
You know what?
I'm gonna count.
I'm gonna leave it to y'all to pick.
Oh, shit.
As my consultants for the day.
I'm happy, man.
Thank you.
You can pop the ones, but you don't like.
For AJ. Pop those not supposed to be here?
Yup.
Pop the ones, and the ones that you want to keep, they gotta leave the balloons on.
So, pop the ones that gotta go.
I'm just saying, I think, Stevie, you played great.
Let me tell you something about...
I want to let everybody know something about respect, right?
Respect has to come from every four corners of it, right?
So, you respect the women.
You respect the ladies.
You respect the bitches, and you respect the hookers and prostitutes.
You respect everybody.
Okay.
And that's how it goes.
Okay.
That was different.
Alright.
Love it.
Okay.
Safari.
So what I'm supposed to- You're supposed to pop the wand's like, gotta go.
We shot like three to four left.
That's it.
We just gotta go home.
That's the best time anyway.
Just saying bro.
Just saying.
Damn.
Come on.
Come on, Safari.
You got this.
You got this.
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
Shout out to Vibes Cartel for being free as well.
Do any of you not know...
Hold on, do you know who Vibes Cartel is?
I do know who that is.
I was born in Jamaica.
Do you know who Vibes Cartel is?
Do you know who Vibes Cartel is?
Papa.
Do you know who Vibes Cartel is?
Be honest.
No She got an email No Order in the
court I don't like what's happening.
Because I see what's happening.
The homie trying to pop the balloons for the girls he want.
Clever!
He's clever!
Safari, how could you, bro?
How could you, Safari?
How dare you!
That hurt.
I need to re-balloon.
We need to re-balloon.
Okay.
We need to re-balloon.
We need to re-balloon.
Re-balloon is crazy.
Okay.
I like that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's a good idea.
I like that.
Hold on.
So, you still want me to pop them?
No, no, no.
I don't know I don't I haven't heard him speak.
I haven't I don't know what they into you know, I'm saying out.
Ask him anything you want if they want right now.
I'm asking from right here.
Okay.
I got you Has anyone ever been to college over here?
Raise your hand Oh, that's nuts.
Yo, Ray J, look, you got a bunch of smart women over here.
I love college.
Me too.
Anybody a lawyer?
Wanted to school for law?
What did you go for school for over there?
Me?
Yeah, you.
I double majored in business and marketing.
Oh, double majored in business and marketing and a minor in advertising.
Anybody been married over here?
Married?
Ray J. Ray J. Have I been married?
No, they've been married.
She's been married.
Have y'all been married?
She has a second one.
Anybody got babies?
Nope.
I have a dog.
He's my baby.
Woodpickers.
Oh, kids.
She's been married.
Woodpickers?
I thought you said papers.
Oh, no, I thought she...
Okay, I don't know if it was a bird or what.
That's crazy.
No one has kids.
W Fresh!
No, he's young.
W Fresh is WB!
I like this girl!
You'd be surprised, boy.
You'd be surprised.
I like this kind of boy.
Nobody got kids here?
23.
Oh, damn.
Anybody got abortions?
Any abortions?
No, I don't have any.
I don't have any.
Nobody got kids here?
23.
No, damn.
Any abortions from anybody?
I respect that!
Keep her!
Keep her forever!
As I look at everybody's eyes, everybody had one.
Hold on.
No!
Yeah!
Never!
I'm gonna do fame.
I'm lick her.
I'm horseshit!
You're not anything wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
No, I'm just saying, I just, listen, I don't, I can't play nobody.
I got this new song, right?
I got this new song, it's hard for me to make the decision, because this song I got.
Oh Okay I mean, you could do all of them.
But we need three at least.
At least.
Three at least!
I'm sorry, Moss.
How many nasty, dirty films made my decision?
You've always kept me turnt up, God.
You know how I really feel about everybody, right?
Just one more thing.
He wanna fuck all of us, ya hear that?
Ya gotta listen to the bars.
All of us!
I would have to be on different schedules.
All of us!
But that's why you got a squad with him, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, so Rain, we're going on tonight, right?
But what's dope is that, never fuck em all, but never fuck em raw.
Winter, spring, summer, fall, have a fuck em all.
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
I don't think you're going to pick any.
You need to pick through for him.
Anybody fucking all the ladies raw, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Hey, what are you talking about?
I got this new condom line coming out.
It's called the Mustang.
Until we come out.
Hold on.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
One question across the board.
Okay.
Do you see anything wrong with meeting someone, the vibe is right, it's the first time you're meeting them, attraction is high, and having sex with them the first time you meet them?
Okay.
Is that okay, or is that a, oh, hell no.
Boy, you better take me out, you better buy me some shit, feed me, and pay a bill or two first.
Okay, we'll start here.
Hold on, one by one lady.
We'll start here.
Fresh is going to come around with the mic.
Um, I don't mind because, I mean, that's something that I've done before personally.
And the vibe was right, you feel me?
And he did everything that was supposed to be done.
He cleared that check, you feel me still?
We got a new song coming out with Smiley.
It's called Poppin' Pussy on my period.
Okay!
W Smiley!
Okay, Smiley!
Alright!
Well, I mean, the vibe is never gonna lie.
So, I mean, if the vibes are good and it's up there, I mean, I'm always gonna match energy.
So it's like, whatever, how it goes is how it goes.
I mean, what can I say?
What's the vibe now with Richie?
What do you think?
Why you wanna ask me that question?
I wanna know.
You wanna know?
I've been very dry tonight.
Oh, you're feeling very dry?
No, I said I've been very dry, but it's for me to be dry and for my counterpart to be the opposite.
You want a content creator to take the lead and tell you right now?
Yeah.
What do I need to work on for myself?
I mean, I wouldn't really know, you know what I'm saying?
I would have to, you know what I'm saying, but right now you're good, you know what I'm saying?
There's nothing I know that...
Everything is positive.
It's all green flags right now.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so hard for me to say I want one.
You know what I'm saying?
You want all.
You know what I'm saying?
Where you from?
Me?
I'm from down south.
Cutler bae.
Pass the mic.
Wait, no, no.
She said, what's the question?
What was the question again first?
What's the question?
You forgot the question?
It was...
If the vibe's right, would you fuck that nigga in the first night?
I got the...
Oh, wow.
That was good.
Don't get like that.
That's pretty dope.
Yeah, so first night, you meet a guy, the vibe is there.
Is it back of sex right away?
I got a better question.
To end this whole thing right so everybody can be happy.
It's all about us all being happy.
If one person busts a nut and the other one doesn't, they selfish.
Right.
So, even if they busted a nut, they gotta just hang in there until the, like, you know what I'm saying?
The other side get theirs off, right?
That's out of respect.
Even if the other side takes two hours or three.
Wait, are we talking about busting a nut?
Wait.
I'm sorry, I went way off the wall.
And I apologize for that.
I was really talking to myself.
But I have the question, right?
And I'm not a freaky person.
Missionary, ten minutes and we're done.
But, um...
What I do want to know is that it's easier for y'all to, because y'all brought the team with me, right?
So, are you in it for the love of Ray J? Are you in it for the love of Safari?
Or are you in it for the love of Stevie J? So y'all can just pick which one y'all want to go out on a date with.
So let's start with the first one again.
Out of all three friends, which one would you want to go with?
Okay, my first pick, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be real.
My first pick would have been Stevie J, only because I've seen him in the club before.
Then I'm going to go safari, then I'm going to go...
He said you saw how big his beefcake was.
14 strong.
Yeah.
14 long.
Real strong.
Alright y'all ain't gonna lie, I'm gonna have to go with Safari first, you know what I'm saying?
I'm taking that to the grave, you know what I'm saying?
I guess, Stevie and Ray J, y'all tied up for the second, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna lie, babe, you have the mic, just pass it down once you're done, cool?
I'm gonna be honest, oh, my balloon's running away.
I had to Google all of y'all before I got here.
I'm so sorry, y'all are all...
Okay, but when you Google me, what popped up?
My sex tape.
I'm just playing.
No, I'm just saying.
I'm very...
She's being honest.
Honesty is everything.
I love the hurt and the pain.
I'm embarrassed.
And you play sexy, can't I? I'm embarrassed for my actions.
I'm sad.
I honestly...
No, I wasn't being embarrassed.
Alright, I'm happy now.
Pass it over.
Who would I pick?
I mean, I don't really know any of them.
So far, so far.
I mean, Rage is kind of funny.
Or the guy in the gold.
Guy in the gold, so far.
Alright, cool.
So, Rage.
I told you, I'm sorry about memory.
I'm so sorry, guys.
So good.
So we a tie?
No, you're first, he's second.
I'm sorry Yo, Richie Are you the guy in the gold?
I can't really see you with the glasses You're the guy in the gold?
Is the guy in the gold?
No, you're the guy He's the guy in the gold Oh, no, I mean like the gold sparkly little top He's number two He has brown Oh, is that brown?
Kind of like tan.
If anybody watching in the crowd, watch that live.
This is a new dating show we're doing.
It's called For the Love.
And it can be the love of whoever you feel.
We have been the ones who jumped into the circle today to kick the show off.
Every day there's going to be somebody in the love seat.
Every day there's going to be somebody picking somebody.
They're going to have two counterparts, two consultants with them that's going to help them along the way.
And then the girls or guys will decide.
Which one out of all three do they want to be with?
Okay.
Good to go.
Now, look, it was almost like we wrote that shit up, right?
I ain't never wrote nothing down in my life.
Drops.
What about you?
Who'd you pick?
I love it.
Who'd you pick?
So far, I have definitely been more gravitated towards your vibe.
You seem like a nicer guy and respectful.
I'm just happy I never get picked, especially growing up.
Stop it.
Yes, you did.
Nah, because my cousins were 6'3 and 6'6, so, you know, I was short, but I was supposed to be 6'9, and I just started smoking early.
But you know how to talk to women.
Like, some guys don't know how to talk to women, so...
I appreciate that.
My love exudes to you.
Alright, next.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That was nice.
I never said nothing like that.
I didn't know I could do that.
I felt thankful to my heart.
What about you?
Who'd you pick?
Ray J, because we're here for 20v1 for Ray J. It's not 20v1 for Stevie, it's 20v1 for...
I'm not even here right now.
What about you?
Who'd you pick?
I picked Ray J because, you feel me, same shit that she said.
Like, I really came here to see Ray J. Like, I always love his music.
Ray J is so talented, like, so yeah.
Don't make me feel like that.
And I'm trying to find out, like, sexy, can I? She's beautiful, that's what I said, one for all.
Okay.
What about you, Sweren?
Um, being honest, I would let Stevie J fuck the shit out of me.
Shit!
Goddamn!
Yeah, what the?
I'm gonna be with you!
- Straight up, baby!
Straight up, straight up! - Straight up, down my body! - That's why! - That's why I'm gonna be real, I'll be real.
I'm going to be real.
I'm going to be real.
- I got six, I got four. - You gotta go hard. - Okay, alright guys, finish last.
Stevie, you got that one, Stevie.
What about you?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm just like my best friend.
I'm Lux, the fucking glizzy gobbler.
And I will gobble you up.
I got you next, Reggie.
I'm not going to lie.
Safari, we done seen your shit before.
I'm not going to lie.
That's way too big for me.
That's me right there.
Hey, yo.
Lux, and you're a fucking glizzy gobbler.
That's crazy.
That's your name?
So who's glizzy and she gobbling?
Apparently you.
Which glizzy?
Yeah, that's...
So we met.
We met.
Wait, wait, we are YouTube!
We are YouTube!
- Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - Yo! - This is right! - I don't like the love of this. - Yo! - Yo! - Are we going for the room?
Ain't no way!
Ain't no way!
That's crazy!
Okay!
Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is about...
Let me just make an announcement.
Like, I am with my consultants and my friends, right?
So I made it about us.
It ain't never about me.
It ain't never about me.
That's why I said I picked all of y'all, because guess what?
We all experiencing the show together right now, right?
It ain't about a one-on-one.
It's about everybody coming together to be a special one inside of the group, right?
Let's all get rich together and just let me loan like always a hundred bands when y'all rich.
That means I'll never go.
I'll never not have a mansion to stay at.
You get what I'm saying?
You get me?
This is about all of us.
I want everybody to get motherfuckers so I can have a percentage of all y'all shit.
Of all y'all shit.
Meaning like of whatever I help you out with.
Yeah, I only want 10%.
That's it.
You get, nah, 10.
10 is on the standard 10.
I could've took 20, but 10 is good.
20 is fair.
Okay.
10, I'm taking 10.
We got two more.
Who'd you pick?
So, just like by the looks from outside, like, thank God I haven't seen anything else.
I'd pick the one who's like the most shiny.
Sorry, I don't remember your name.
Safari.
Safari.
And...
- The shiny tall bad guy. - You mean shiny as far as putting too much lotion on or too much sugar?
- I like that.
- Coconut.
- Sparkles.
- That's what shiny is. - So you ladies are saying that, here's a very important question that niggas need to listen to, right?
Are you saying that jewelry matters?
It's not about you.
Look at his shirt.
It's sparkling.
His pants are sparkling.
But just honestly, a nice chain, does that matter to women or not at all?
Yes, it most definitely does.
Like, I need to see a fucking...
Fuck no.
It do matter.
I need to listen to the chain.
So if you don't got a chain on, she's got a fuck on you.
You're not even gonna get a chain on you.
Motherfuckers got fake chains out here.
Motherfuckers got fake chains out here.
We don't care about that.
So you don't care about a chain, you care about a chain.
She said that she used to it.
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Because niggas got fake chains out here.
So they wear it like they got that.
And then once you get with them, and you realize they ain't got that, then you just look at it.
You hand out.
Does my chain look fake?
Now you look up.
Ladies, does jewelry matter?
They're like, yeah.
You'll be honest.
You'll be honest.
I'm different, but you'll be honest.
Jury matters.
Nope.
Jury matters.
All right, so what about the fake purses?
I know what I'm saying.
What matters?
I don't give a fuck about how much you got.
I care what you give me.
One at a time, one at a time, one at a time.
Not jewelry, I mean like, whatever.
One at a time, one at a time, one at a time.
Go ahead.
In general.
Okay.
Like, if you're giving me the jewelry, it matters.
I'm having a moment.
I'm having a connection.
Yeah.
I'm having a connection.
What about the T-Moo purses?
Do they wear them?
You already got the Pilates instructor.
Oh, I said, like, if he's giving the jewelry to me, it matters.
Hi, I got ADD. I'm sorry.
Okay.
If you're, like, giving the jewelry to me and it's, like, diamonds, I like diamonds.
But, like, if you're wearing it, like, that's...
Shh!
So we can say 50%, 50%.
So I think 65% yes, jury matters.
45% no, for the women who just want your heart, soul, and time.
And then I'll go out with you the last, because you got a woman that you're in love with, you know?
Who, me?
What?
What you got going on?
She was here last night.
You got a new girlfriend, right?
She was here last night?
- You got a new girlfriend with it, yeah?
- Yeah, no, no, her.
- What, but you saw me liking somebody? - You said that.
He said that!
He said that!
Richie, who do you mean?
I don't know what I mean.
The one who keeps on calling you.
That's my baby mama.
Oh, that's my baby mama?
You gotta let us know.
I told her, no, no, no.
I mean, then I said that I'm never gonna love anybody ever again, but I'ma like the hell out of you.
She did.
But nonetheless.
I'm gonna like the hell out of you.
That's acceptable.
That's the VM. I'm only gonna love one woman in my lifetime.
Okay, last question.
Last one.
Let her answer it.
I'm gonna really like you.
That's how that shit goes.
Safaree, you had a question for the girls real quick.
Last one.
Oh yeah, the last part of the question.
So, out of all the guys, who would you pick?
Ray J, Safaree, or Stevie J? I feel like I'm the girl I'm supposed to be pursued, not the one pursuing, so...
Everyone picks, though, so just pick one.
If you had to pick, hypothetically.
I just don't have a type, like...
I don't know, like...
Can I have a conversation with each other?
Alright.
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Hi, how you doing?
This is my conversation.
I like you.
That's it.
Um, when's your birthday?
We have the same birthday, July 4th.
What the?
He's getting married.
It's a love connection.
Okay, okay!
Here you go!
Is that a match?
Safari, is that a match?
That's a perfect match.
That's one out of 52 trillion.
Okay.
That's a perfect match.
That's like two DNAs being together.
Safari, get out of here, bro.
get out of here.
You have to leave.
You have to leave.
Take care of me.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Rick.
Any more tall niggas coming here is going to be a problem.
*laughter* Okay Ray, you gotta pick at least two bro.
I can't pick two and I want to pick them all.
I'll be with everybody for a certain amount of time.
Stevie?
How much time?
Like, how many minutes?
Just depends.
No, not never minutes.
Never minutes.
Like, as far as my stamina and my performance, like, I bet...
You said 15 were missionaries.
No.
He said 10.
That was crazy to me.
Like, if you look at your time on your clock and you go 10 minutes on your clock looking at the time, that's a long-ass time, right?
No, no, no.
I've gone longer than 10 minutes.
I've gone, like...
I mean, I've gone, like, you know...
No, I'm going like, you know.
14, 17.
No, no, no.
I'm going like an hour and a half, a few times.
Really?
And then consistently when I'm up, like 35 minutes.
I go two hours.
See, two hours is a lot.
Cardio, man.
But, hold on, hold on.
So, like, how do you choose a girl long-term?
Wait, here, here's a better question.
Let me ask y'all ladies this.
If y'all boyfriend, y'all had a boyfriend.
And somebody DM'd you and said, hey, I was with your boyfriend last night, and I was jacking him off for four hours straight.
A random.
And you never, hold on, and you never, he never went two or three hours straight with y'all, right?
Meaning like four hours straight, meaning she was jacking me off from here all the way to Vegas, LA to Vegas, and then check in the hotel.
Right?
Would you believe that or no?
No, I'm just saying, would you believe that that's possible if somebody did a job?
And why not?
Because four hours is impossible.
No, four hours is, I mean, that's, it's pushing it.
To be jacked, to be jacked.
To be jacking off four hours, two hours is enough.
Two hours is like, two hours is everybody, so why were you going to be banned?
I'm going to put that dick inside of somebody, all that jacking off.
I might as well.
It's safe to say that most of y'all think it's impossible for somebody to get jacked off for four hours.
Is this based on a true story?
It's based on a true story.
One at a time, please.
It's going to go down like this and the mic is going to go down like this.
Do you think it's possible to be jacked off for four hours straight?
Dude, I think it's possible.
But is it realistic?
It's not realistic.
I think that's just too long.
Two hours is even stretching it over here.
30 minutes is fine.
Honestly, it really depends on the person.
Okay, depends on the person.
They would need a doctor.
That's a lot of friction.
That's what I said too.
Got it.
No.
Nope, not possible.
Nope.
Not possible.
It ain't possible unless you was fucking with me and we was trying to...
No, I'm just playing.
No, that's too long.
Y'all just need to fuck.
Got it.
I don't have those problems, so I don't know.
Because you're the glizzy gobbler.
Glizzy gobbler.
Jesus, I love that name.
Thank you.
That's a very powerful name.
Like, miracles happen, like...
That's a miracle.
To be jacked off for four hours straight, right?
Okay, I'll rest my care.
So the end of this is like, you picking all of them?
Yes, I want everybody to come back to a place of opportunity and success.
Between multiple TV shows, you guys can all work with us.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's see if she's a real glizzy guy.
*laughter* Not the Vogue's bananas!
No!
Why you just gonna have?
Hold on, hold on.
Why you only get...
Yo, RayJ, get the whole banana.
I'm gonna go to the council club.
Don't play with it.
Wait, wait!
Let's get you here.
Let's get you here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's get it all set up for the show.
Wait, wait, wait.
Before you do it.
Ladies!
I need you guys to be quiet real quick.
Hold on, we're gonna switch the segment real quick.
Man, what is this?
Guys, Council Club.
From disappointment from every woman, they're like, what is that?
I'm going through a lot, man.
It's time.
All right, guys, we're going to go to Council Club real quick because it's kind of like...
We're going to go pay some bills and get some advertising dollars and we'll be back real soon.
We will be.
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