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July 27, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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Man Got 50k In Debt From E-Girl Streamers?!
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Friendship Podcast.
After our edition, let's get into it.
it let's go Nobody cares, bro.
Bro, get out.
Get out.
It's the night, kinda hot.
In the night, no control.
Out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right.
All right.
We are back.
We are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshly Podcast.
After our edition, we're joined with some lovely ladies.
A quick announcement when we get into the show, guys.
Number one, rumble.com slash freshlyfit.
As you guys know, that is the home base for us.
Also, castlesclub.tv.
We might have something coming in the future, guys.
I don't want to say too much.
Change.
Yeah, we might have some change, but it's a good change, and don't worry, it's going to be...
More fun.
It'll stay free, so don't worry.
It won't cost y'all no money.
But I think it'll make it so we're a little bit more available to y'all.
So we just got out of the phone with a buddy of ours, and we got some things in the works for y'all.
More diverse, so to speak.
More diverse for you guys.
What else?
Guys, yacht party!
August 10th.
130 foot plus yacht, three stories.
It's gonna be from 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m.
That Saturday.
Open bar, free food, 350 people, okay?
We're gonna probably have around 200 girls, 150 guys.
It's gonna be great.
You can have like over a two-to-one ratio.
It's gonna be a good time.
Tickets are only $998, guys.
Super cheap.
And I just got worried.
We may have somebody, uh, not by plane or by car, but by train coming to the yacht.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be a good time, guys, so make sure that you guys tap in, and it's ffpod.org for the Yacht Party, August 10th, that Saturday, 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m., guys, open bar, free food.
It's going to be a great time.
We're going to have a bunch of hot girls there.
It's going to be Liddy.
The best Miami Yacht Party you know.
And just so you guys know, you will never, ever find a Yacht Party for only $9.98, for under $1,000 in Miami.
With an open bar.
You're going to find a Cuban captain saying, Que bola!
Paying 2k minimum, and it's going to be 13 people max.
Yeah, and you've got to bring your own girls.
And liquor.
Yep, so it won't be lit at all, man.
So, guys, just make sure to, you know, if you want to go ahead and party with us, hang out with us, and then also, one VIP ticket left, $3,500 for that ticket.
We're going to have a Rolex giveaway on the yacht as well.
It's going to be a good time, guys.
Make sure you join in, jump in with us.
As you guys know, I'm going to be leaving to Los Angeles tomorrow morning, actually.
Well, today.
Yeah, technically today.
Well, in an hour.
An hour.
And I'll be out there with Vitaly and stuff like that.
I know they're streaming now, I think.
I don't know.
Yes.
ATK watching.
Yeah, so it's going to be a good time.
I'll be out there catching some Predators with him, as you guys know.
That's what I used to do back in the day.
My old job.
FBI, open up!
And anything else?
That's it.
That's it.
Chris?
Chris.
I see you niggas in the chat talking shit, man.
Relax, it's Friday.
We got a show.
Just, you know, take some shots with me, you know, because I will be drinking as many.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to the girls.
Wait for voting, Chris.
Hey, listen, man.
Hey, we do live, man.
That's all I got to say.
It's just not easy.
So anyways, follow me on my Twitter, AaronPoxenC, and my IG is ChrisAaronPoxen.
Nothing else.
Some nigga has a fake account already with 9K followers.
Don't follow that nigga, man.
but let's get live Alright.
Alright!
Do you actually even post on X? Yeah, I do.
Yesterday I did.
What do you post?
Um, I forgot what I did.
Clips!
No, clips.
You post clips?
You don't post nothing, bro.
Yo, that's terrible.
Well, you don't post nothing either.
I post lifestyle.
You try to treat it like Instagram, and then you get loken up like, oh, this is not Instagram.
You know what?
It's fine.
The people that follow me like my lifestyle stories, so I'll keep posting that stuff.
Twitter is the Higher IQ app, my friend.
You are right.
Yeah, you're right, man.
Twitter is crazy, bro.
Yeah, Twitter is...
Higher IQ and tits.
Yeah, well, If you go looking for it, like you, probably.
No, I don't, man.
I'll go down a hole.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Chris's history is big titties and...
I use it for news.
I follow political accounts, both left and right-leaning, right, to get both sides.
But yeah, anyway.
No, but like the girls be like, you know, on the panel, I have a Twitter, I follow the Twitter, or I look at the Twitter, I'm like, what the fuck?
Why do I say this?
That is scary, bro.
Did you end up linking up with your girl from last time?
Oh, yeah.
Nah, nah, man.
Nah, she crazy as fuck, man.
I won't lie to you, man.
And, like, after the show, she was, like, on her phone the whole time, like, sugar daddies and shit, so I'm like, what's up, girl, man?
Like, how much?
I'm gone.
How much?
1K? I'm like, man.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, I said she might charge me like 1k, you know, some of that, like a discount.
Oh, oh, oh.
They said you saw 1k, like 1k.
Nah, nah, bro.
No, like, before the show, she was on the phone.
Nick said you get a discount.
Discount?
Yeah, any discount.
Okay, ladies, welcome to the show.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
Welcome back to the show.
Hi, I'm Jen, and I'm 23, and I'm a new CEO, I guess, like an entrepreneur, because I just finally got my LLC for my cooking business.
Nice!
I'm going to be doing catering.
What do you think?
How do you cook?
All types of food.
But it's just like, whatever my client wants is really the thing.
I want to customize it to just being elite clients.
Whatever your client wants.
Where are you from originally?
Cuba.
She means Miami.
Highest education level completed?
Cuba.
Sorry.
My AA. Sociology.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Single.
Still?
Are you pairs together?
What?
No.
No?
Birth control for you?
I'm sorry, what?
Birth control for you?
Oh, no.
No?
Okay.
Should've had fresh ass that one.
And then you said Cuban, right?
Full Cuban?
Yes.
What happened to the match on Pop the Balloon?
Any outcome of that at all?
Oh, we went out, but he's just my friend.
That was it?
Yeah, he's just a little boy.
It was just like...
Okay.
I mean, he's a nice guy, though.
He still, you know, he texts me and I... Wait, how old was he?
He's 20.
That's the barber.
I was the only one that did a match.
Shout out to him, he cut my hair today.
Yeah, he's cool.
Alright.
Yeah, I need a last minute haircut, so shout out to Ethan.
What about you?
Hi, my name's Jessica Robinson.
Okay, you got a haircut too, alright.
No, you didn't!
What do you call that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
My agency decided on it when I finally got signed by my agency in New York.
Fire them.
Yeah.
Fire them.
Nah, nigga!
That's her luck, bro!
That's her luck!
Okay, alright.
Name, age?
How old are you?
I'm 35.
Okay, where are you from originally?
I'm originally from Ohio.
Okay, what part of Ohio are you from?
Centerville, that's near Dayton.
That's the suburbs of Dayton, Ohio.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
You said model?
Yes, I'm a commercial model and I'm also a leader at Amazon for sort.
So I'm a leader there.
Okay.
Nice.
So when you said commercial model, what's the difference between a commercial model and all the other girls that call themselves models?
Commercial is strictly through agency.
We book commercial work.
Oh, like a real model.
Yeah.
We booked like JCPenney, Neutrogena, things like that, magazines, so.
Okay.
Does it pay well?
Yes.
All right, so you can still have a completed for you?
College.
I graduated, bachelor's.
In what?
In science.
It was for the music industry.
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
It was for music production and business management for the music industry.
So it was, oh, was it a B, like a BS? Yes.
Okay, a BS in music in what?
Business management for the music industry.
I went to Full Sail University.
That's legit.
The most legit one, actually.
Full Sail University.
Where's that at?
Orlando.
Down here.
And then, relationship status?
I'm married.
How long have you been married for?
I've been married for a year, but we've been in a relationship for now it's 13 years.
Wow!
What does he do?
He is retired now.
We have an age gap.
What did he used to do prior?
He was a production painting contractor.
Okay.
Production painting contractor?
Yeah, so he like painted houses a day.
Okay.
Yeah, he did like hard, hard work.
And how'd you guys meet?
We met on the beach, actually, in San Diego when I lived there for a while.
Wow.
I met his iguana.
I loved his iguana.
So I ran up to him on the beach, and I was like, I want to pet the iguana.
And he was like, cool.
I'm sure he did all right.
Yeah.
You know.
Well, so you guys met when you were like 22.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, how old is he?
He is 65.
Oh, okay.
That is a...
So they met like when she was like...
He was 52 when he met you?
Yeah, I didn't even know he was 52 when I met him.
He didn't look like it.
He still don't look like it.
Wow.
Oh, I see why you married him.
Wait, what?
That insurance coming in soon.
No, I actually have the insurance.
We actually got married, and he got my insurance, because I have the good insurance right now.
I think he means life insurance.
Yeah, life insurance.
Not like insurance.
I think he means life insurance, yeah.
Now you will.
Alright, are your parents still together?
No.
Okay, um, birth control for you?
No.
Do you guys have any kids or no?
No.
Do you want kids?
Not anymore.
Um, he had a kid and she passed away.
She was murdered in Tijuana.
What?
So he kind of like pushed back from having children, so.
How old was his kid?
My age.
Oh, he had a kid that was literally 34 years old.
No, she was 23 when she passed.
She would have been 34 today.
She would have been 34 today.
Wow.
And did she get like kidnapped or something to you, Juana?
No, she had a lot of issues because her mother had done some things to her when she was young, and he got custody, but the drugs still messed with her mind, so she was down there doing drugs and stuff.
I'm not going to play the music, man.
Relax.
Okay.
Damn.
That's sad to hear.
Okay.
And then what's your ethnic background?
I'm black.
Okay.
Like me?
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
And body count?
No?
What?
You don't have to answer.
Is that your body count?
Oh, my body count.
I got to do her on to the next person.
Eight.
Okay.
Eight hundred?
Okay.
No, eight.
I'll believe her.
I get people tested before.
That's good.
Eight for 34?
That's not bad.
That's not that bad.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Gabby.
I'm 22.
What's so funny, Mo?
Sorry.
Don't mind him, okay?
Don't worry about him, bro.
He's an alcoholic.
Don't mind him.
It's okay.
It's okay.
She flew in to see us, so, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
What's your name?
My name is Gabby.
Okay.
How old are you, Gabby?
22.
All right.
Where are you from?
I'm from Washington originally, but I just moved out here.
Washington, D.C. or Washington State?
Washington State.
Okay, what part of Washington?
Seattle.
Oh, shit.
There ain't nothing out there.
Shit, boring.
Yeah.
Like, that's where he went to high school and everything.
How long have you been in Miami, then?
Like two weeks.
Oh shit.
You just got out here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fresh, is she corrupted yet in your opinion?
Yes.
I would say she's tethered on the line of corrupted, but she dealt with it a little bit.
Is he accurate?
Nope.
Define corrupted.
Like, have you become a Miami girl yet, is my question, basically.
Um, a little bit.
I mean, I do like to go outside.
She's teething on the line of it.
Yo, why should I stay in Zerka?
Oh yeah, so we did pop the balloon, you matched with Zerka.
Anything happen after that?
You go out after, meet up?
No.
No?
No, but he's funny.
He's really funny.
What do you do for work?
I'm transitioning jobs right now.
Now I came out here to like open up a business, but I was a stripper in Seattle.
- Yo, yo. - What?
- Sorry, me and Bill's had a heart attack, bro.
We thought she was a transformer. - She said transitioning.
- Oh my God.
- I'm trying to tell you how about you.
- Transitioning.
- Transitioning.
- I'm like, what?
She's a girl, bro.
These niggas, man.
You used to dance in Seattle.
You were a dancer.
You're not dancing out here.
You said you came here to start a business.
What kind of business were you going to start out here?
I want to start my own clothing line.
I want to open up a boutique.
I really like fashion.
I want to make tiny clothes for tiny girls.
Okay.
Well, I guess like the name of it.
What would it be?
Probably like...
Tiny Tots.
What?
It's under construction right now.
We're still figuring out the name.
Okay.
Okay.
Highest education level completed for you?
I went to beauty school.
I'm a licensed esthetician, but I'm not passionate about that.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm a full-time sugar baby, so I don't know, like not single.
At least you're honest though.
At least she's honest.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't work.
I work for him.
Okay.
Yo, W Sugar Baby.
Okay.
Hey, the sugar is sweet, huh?
Okay.
So, the China Saxons, do you want more Mapplican?
More what?
Mapplicants for sugar, sugar, whatever.
Daddies.
Nope!
Send the sugar my way.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
Give Chris a cut.
Alright, so you said you're a full-time sugar baby.
Is it with one sugar daddy, or how many you got now?
Just one.
Just one?
How'd you find him?
I used to be a stripper.
Okay.
So he came into the club.
Oh, he came to the club, alright.
Did he move you to Miami?
Yes.
Okay.
Because in my head, I was like, bro, how do you come out here and say you're going to start a business and not start and just still have a...
And not work a job at all.
Yeah, not work a job.
I mean...
Well, you'd be surprised.
That's typical.
Yeah, that is actually very typical.
What's his name?
No, I'm fucking around.
I'm fucking around.
What?
I just want to say.
My name's Aiden.
I miss you, Pookie.
Wait, Aiden Ross?
No.
I hope not.
Aiden Ross?
No.
Okay.
He's an older gentleman, I'm assuming.
Yeah.
You can't be a sugar daddy unless you're, like, a daddy.
Okay.
Are your parents so together?
I was adopted.
Makes sense.
Makes a lot of sense.
Makes a lot of sense here.
Okay, Gabby, we got you.
We understand you, Gabby.
Trust me.
Very well.
You're right.
It was as I've heard that, huh?
Yeah.
Myron misses it.
It's all Biggie's fence now.
What's happening?
I wasn't going to play it though.
It's okay.
She's a survivor.
Are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
What's your ethnic background?
Pacific Islander and black.
Which Pacific?
From Guam.
Alright, body count?
Bro, you don't see nobody from Guam.
Below five.
Below five?
Below five.
Oh, okay.
I thought one of five.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Stop!
Stop the show!
Come on, Gabby!
Gabby, come on, Gabby.
I love this girl.
No, baby, I keep it tight.
Gabby, come on Gabby.
Before my sugar daddy, I actually was just in a five-year relationship.
So, he went to prison, unfortunately.
Prison?
So you're telling me, I mean, nobody?
Not yet, I mean...
Gabby, don't lie to Gabby, come on Gabby.
No, not yet.
Where's Zerka at?
Like, shit.
Yo, this is so much count, bro.
Okay, cool.
I'm bleeding right.
I'm bleeding right.
No, find someone.
Find someone out here.
I haven't.
Zirka's here.
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you not smashed your Zirka daddy?
Yeah, that's what I just thought.
No.
We're not.
We don't do that.
Man.
Yo, listen, bro.
He just, like, takes care of me.
Wow.
Wait.
How old is he?
41.
What?
What?
So this nigga just pays you to pay you?
42?
Yeah.
Yo, Zerka!
Yo, what up?
Your sugar baby's here.
Oh, God.
Gabby.
Hi.
She's great.
She's awesome.
Can you pull up for her, bro?
She wants to smash.
Yeah, yeah, but I need three girls total, bro.
Can three of them give me a head today?
I'll bring them with me.
Wait, you in Miami?
Wanda and Cosmo?
Yeah, cause she's so sweet.
She brought two girls and all three of them were giving me a head as I was smacking them over the head, like yelling at them and slapping them.
It was like, it was crazy, dude.
Wait, yo, Zerka, you remind me, right?
Oh, Zerka, I'm on stream by the way.
I'm on stream.
Wait, where you at?
Wait, where you at?
You in Canada?
Yeah, yeah, I'm heading to Turkey.
Hey, Myron, do you want to come with me to Turkey?
Nah, man, fuck Turkey, bro.
I'm going there.
Hey, Myron, in a week, I'm leaving for Turkey if you want to come.
You should go, bro.
Oh, he's going to probably go hang out with Sneeko, right?
We should go, bro.
We should go.
You ever seen a movie Taken, nigga?
Nah.
I'm not trying to get taken, man.
You watched it?
A movie you watched?
Is it with that white guy?
Yeah.
Why would you get taken?
You're not a girl.
I know, bro.
She'll get taken, for sure.
Okay, Zerka.
Later, bro.
Miss you.
Hey, God bless you too.
God bless your podcast.
Never forget, you're better than these women.
They have to listen to me.
Alright, thanks man.
He's a good person.
He confirmed.
You said black and you're from Guam.
Alright, interesting.
And then never smash sugar daddy.
Alright.
I don't know why.
What are you writing this stuff down?
Yeah, I am writing it down because that is a little weird.
Wait, hold on.
So no type of favors?
Nothing at all?
He's actually not writing anything down.
Favors.
Okay.
But nothing inside?
Favors.
Uh, no.
Yeah.
Just favors.
Just like a BJ? Um, not even.
Just like dinner dates and shopping trips.
How does that benefit him?
Vacation.
It doesn't benefit him.
I'm like, hmm.
Alright.
Fair enough.
Whatever works, I guess.
Pokes over the gram.
Don't tag him.
I got no boo.
Like, nigga, stay out the picture, man.
She's Aiden.
Aiden will take it as money.
Goddamn.
All right.
What's your name?
So my name is Marib.
Marib?
Yeah.
Mira.
Let's say Mira.
Oh, Mira.
Yeah.
Okay.
How old are you, Mira?
That's easier.
I'm 30 years.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Damn!
I came from Dubai before coming here.
Habibi!
Where are you actually from?
I'm originally Kenyan.
What do you do for work?
I'm a teacher.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Okay, Chris.
Bachelor's of Education.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
Kenya.
Okay.
Are you a teacher in Kenya or America?
Both.
I was.
I was a teacher in Kenya, I was a teacher in Dubai, and now I'm a teacher here.
Okay, what do you teach?
Elementary.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, so you, but you, okay, but so you were a teacher in three different places, but now you're fine, you live in Miami now.
I'm a teacher here as well.
Okay, but you live in Florida now, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Highest education level complete, oh no, sorry, relationship status.
Single.
All right, are your parents together?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
Yeah.
Yes?
Okay.
And then you said you're full Kenyan, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, a question.
So you grew up in Kenya, then you was a teacher in United Arab Emirates.
Yeah.
And then you came to United States.
How long have you been here now?
One year.
Okay.
Actually, I'll be one year next month on 17th.
And then you said you came from Dubai.
You went to go vacation or something?
Or were you...
I was a teacher too.
So you went to go see friends?
No, I was a teacher.
So basically teaching has just helped me to move to within the countries.
Well you said you've been teaching here for a year or so.
Yeah, but I'm 30 years so I was teaching in Dubai for like six years and then I taught here for one year.
You just teach all everywhere huh?
Yeah, exactly.
FBI open up!
I would say I'm an international teacher.
There's something called international t-shirts, so you just move within countries and teach.
Does that sound right to you?
Yeah.
Okay, I mean...
I didn't even know that a Kenyan degree would allow you to be a teacher in America or somewhere else, no?
I also didn't know, but apparently it does.
Was it under the table?
So you don't need a degree at all.
I think my grandma had to get a degree because she did that in the past.
She was a teacher in Germany because that's where my uncle was born.
And she had to get a degree there, I thought.
Myra, what's up, man?
I just have so many questions.
It's okay.
Immigration!
Yeah, we'll just move on, bro.
We'll just move on.
Okay, what about you?
What's your name?
Camille.
Camille?
How old are you, Camille?
Uh, 27.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Hey, y'all!
West Palm?
West Palm Beach, okay!
What do you do for work?
Um, well, I do lashes.
Follow me on my lash account, Lashlingual.
Okay.
Um, I'm an investor.
Oh, I'm not done.
Oh, you do investing, too?
Yes.
What do you invest in?
Um, I flip cards.
Okay.
What kind of cars?
I don't have my dealer's license, so I just find a car lot dude, give him a sum of money, and then he goes to the auction, buys a car, flips it with my profit, makes a profit, and then I just keep doing it.
And then the last thing I do is I'm in sales also.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
So you flip cars, lashes, and sales?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Situationship.
Okay.
Who doesn't want to commit, you or him?
Both.
Oh, so y'all fucking then.
Well, that's obvious, Chris.
I plead the fifth.
So wait, because normally when that happens, one party doesn't want to commit and the other one does.
That's why it's a situationship.
Who would you say is the one that doesn't want to commit more?
I would say...
him.
Of course.
Okay, what does he do for a living?
Um, he has a clothing brand and he just works at a regular job, like banquets.
Oh, so he a nigga, then?
Clothes and banquets, man?
He eats and goes out in clubs, man.
What, Chris?
Yeah, I think he's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he eats food and goes out to clubs dressed in flying and shit, so he a nigga, man.
Alright, is he black?
Yeah.
So, why do you think he doesn't want to commit?
We're young, and...
Is he 27 as well?
Yeah.
That's not young.
It is.
For him it is.
Not for you, though.
I mean...
You better be 30, nigga.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's true.
Time's ticking, man.
Get on your shit, nigga.
The fuck?
You gotta be engaged soon.
You know what the fuck going on?
What's up?
Tick tock, tick tock, Tom Sicken.
Okay.
So yeah, what are you going to do if he doesn't want to commit?
Keep doing what I'm doing.
Just build myself up and just do me.
All right, queen.
Single life?
Fuck these niggas.
I mean, yeah, it's always that, I guess.
Money first.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How long have you guys been in this, uh, situationship for?
I plead the fifth.
Like, three years?
Like, one year?
Okay, how long have you guys known each other for?
How about that?
Mmm, you don't even know.
A long, periodically amount of time.
It's been on and off?
It's never been off.
Good D, huh?
Y'all?
Okay, I plead the fifth.
Y'all niggas read me like a book.
Shit!
Did you guys like go to high school together or something?
I plead the fifth.
Damn, they've known each other for like 10 years.
Yeah, literally.
Off and on.
About 20 years, bro.
Like, loving hip-hop.
Yeah, okay.
Have you asked them, like, why aren't we something more serious?
What's his excuse?
No.
Oh, you never did?
No.
So how's he gonna know that you want a relationship if you don't, like, tell him?
I mean, we once were, so how you gonna, like, it's obvious.
I'm not gonna ask something I already know.
So who ended it then?
Um, me?
But it's like, it's complicated.
I said, situationship?
Why'd you end it?
I plead the fifth.
This is a dating podcast.
No, it's not.
It is.
It is.
Yes.
This is a dating podcast?
You what?
At the core, this is what it is.
Dating.
No.
I didn't think it was.
How you tell us about our own show, nigga?
Wasn't she on the dating one?
I found love here.
Yeah, she did.
With a white boy.
Huh?
Little white boy What did you say?
You're funny man Okay Okay.
Are your parents together?
No, but they love each other.
You know what's funny?
When she laughs and jiggles.
What?
Wait, what?
No, the lust lady arms.
They jiggle.
Oh my god, you're such a fucking asshole.
Sorry, it's just like too funny.
It's okay, he's ugly anyway.
Sorry.
You have anything you want to say back to him?
Yeah, roast me.
I'm black as hell.
Oh no.
Well, she's talking to me, but hey, it's all good.
No, she's not, bro.
Nigga, she is, bro.
Nigga, you're black as fuck, bro.
Nigga, I'm not that Kenyan black, bro.
I'm like, Caribbean black.
Really?
She looks lighter.
Miracle.
Well, you're next to me.
There you go, that's why.
You're pretty black, man.
Alright, Camille, are you on birth control?
Absolutely not.
And what's your ethnic background?
I am Jamaican and American.
Wait, Jamaican and what?
Jamaican and my dad is from Georgia.
Okay, so African-American?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
And then last but not least, what's your name?
Nana.
It's Nana?
Yes.
Okay, how old are you, Nana?
21.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I'm unemployed.
If I'm employed?
They're friends.
Same thing, they're friends, yeah.
Oh, are they friends?
Yeah, they're friends.
Where are you from originally?
Washington.
Oh, did y'all move here together?
No, I didn't move out here, I'm just visiting right now.
Oh, you're just visiting here?
Okay, are you also from Seattle?
Uh, no.
I'm like an hour away from Seattle.
Where?
Whidbey Island.
What?
Yeah.
How far are you from Vancouver?
I don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
Alright.
From Vancouver, probably like three hours.
Oh, she gotta tell you?
Yeah, she knows.
If she knows, she can answer it.
Okay.
What's the name of the place again?
Whidbey Island?
She be traveling, so.
True enough.
Yeah, it's Woodby Island.
Woodby Island.
Okay.
Alright.
And then, highest education level completed for you?
No, I didn't graduate.
High school dropout?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
Of course, yeah.
Chris!
I'm meeting friends, man.
Come on, man.
Damn!
I don't work.
I'm traveling.
Alright, are your parents still together?
Yeah.
No.
Okay, birth control for you?
No.
Of course not.
What's your background?
I'm Pacific Islander.
Oh, same.
Where specific?
Guam.
Oh, Guam too?
Interesting.
Are you full Guam?
I'm full Chamore, yes.
Okay.
Interesting.
It's a U.S. territory, so...
Yeah, there you go.
Were you born in Guam?
Yeah.
And then when did you come over to the continental states?
When I was like 11 or 12.
Okay.
Do you have a native language out there in Guam?
Yes, Chamoran.
Chamoran?
What does it sound like?
It's kind of like Tagalog.
Can we hear it?
I like the Philippines.
That's the only thing I know how to say, though.
Bless you.
Mo, what does that mean?
Can I go use the bathroom?
Alright, go ahead.
A language I don't know fresh out yet.
Okay, cool.
Do you gotta go?
No, that's just the only sentence I know.
It's a strange thing to...
Wait, but do you speak Tagalog?
No, I don't.
Alright, your body count?
I don't have bodies.
No, she has heads.
I'm just kidding.
Like sexually, not violently.
Girls don't count, no.
Then she has zero bodies.
Just head?
Look, she's even laughing.
She knows that's a fucking lie.
Yeah, it's cap.
Come on, man.
Alright.
What the fuck, man?
I forgot.
When the camera's on, bro, they be lying, man.
They be lying, man.
Alright.
Okay, so we can go ahead and hit some of the chats or whatever.
It is Friday, so.
It is Friday.
It's Porter Friday.
Yeah, it is a Friday, actually.
Yeah, so guys, get your questions in.
There's been a bit since we've done that.
We've also got a couple videos to react to as well.
So, you're pulling them up or do you need a second?
Just one second.
Give me a second.
One second?
Yeah, I'll tell you this though, man.
Being outside here in Miami, you see a lot of things happening behind the scenes.
It's just like, they say one thing on camera, but off the camera, it's way different.
In general.
First try to say, oh, y'all liars.
No, I didn't say in general.
Okay, let me ask the ladies a question.
What are your thoughts on guys that spend money on girls on the internet?
Ooh.
We'll start.
Actually, we'll start here with Ms.
Guam, because we started with you last time, and then back this way.
Go ahead.
I think that people can spend their money however they want to.
They make their money so they can spend it.
Spend it however they want to.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't know.
You want it, you buy it.
They think that we are NPCs anyways.
Okay, so if you want it, just buy it, I guess?
Yeah, like Amazon.
Alright, what about you?
I actually think they should spend on women, you know.
They should spend it.
Yeah, you know, I feel that you buy what pleases you and women please men.
So it's obvious.
How much does it cost?
Pardon?
How much it costs?
You said it on me.
And it should spin on you, right?
Definitely.
Okay, how much?
I'm speechless.
Okay, moving on smartly.
Alright, what about you?
Can you ask a question again?
I forgot.
Yeah, I got you.
Stupid!
Alright, yeah.
What are your thoughts on the guys spending money on girls on the internet?
They're supporting a business.
I mean...
Okay.
What about you?
Um, like, are they spending it, like, just on women, like, in general, or is it, like, OnlyFans?
Yeah, some girl on the internet.
I think they should save their money.
Save their money.
Alright, what do you think?
I think they have mental health issues.
And they're retarded, so yeah.
Okay.
Oh, wait, I can't say that.
Alright, let me ask you this, then.
What if you were in a relationship with a guy, and you found out that he went into debt $10,000 spending it on female streamers?
Oh, I've seen that before.
Not my man's, but I've seen it.
It's really sad.
What would you do?
I would call the mental health hospital.
I don't know.
You want to break up with him?
Oh, you're saying if that was my man?
It was your man, yeah.
You found out that he spent 10k on female streamers on Twitch.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm gonna ruin his credit.
I'm gonna ruin anything that he has spent.
He's already dead.
He's already ruined.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Sorry, I'm just being stupid.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll leave him, I guess.
How would you react?
You'd be like, oh my god, what's going on?
Oh my god, I'm very detached.
I don't really think I care.
Damn.
I just think I'm not your fucking...
I mean, but is this my husband?
A serious boyfriend.
Just say serious.
We'll say serious boyfriend.
If it's my most serious boyfriend.
It's a serious boyfriend, yeah.
Shit.
I'll be very pissed off.
I mean, yeah.
What about you?
What would you do if you found out that you're boyfriend for $6,000 in debt?
Move on.
I would move on because, I mean, he watches porn sometimes anyway, so it's like, whatever.
I really don't.
You mean your guy right now watches porn every now and then?
Sometimes.
Okay.
Wait, he tells you that?
65?
Yeah.
He's still...
We still are very active.
Oh, yours?
Yes.
Wait, wait.
But what about you?
What do you mean?
Like, if you're there, why watch porn?
Well, I'm at work, and I come home, you watch porn, we have sex.
Got it.
A buffer, in between.
Yeah.
Okay.
He probably watches blonde hair, blonde, long hair, cross.
No, actually, he actually doesn't.
He watches girls with weaves in, but I'm like, I don't even wear a weave like that.
Damn.
He's showing you what he's watching?
Yeah.
He's like, come here, honey.
This thing is a savage.
Look at this picture.
It's the opposite of you.
I'm 65.
Can you assist me a little bit?
Life alert.
Life alert.
- I got you, Chris.
- I got you, Chris.
- What the fuck? - I got you, Chris.
- Leave out, tissue.
- He's a life alert.
- Bro, what the fuck?
- Bro, what the fuck?
- Bro, what the fuck? - Dude bust a nut, bro, he on the ground.
- That was really good.
Is that how he sounds?
No.
Okay.
No, no, no.
That'd be cringe.
That was funny as fuck, though.
Good job, Chris.
Okay.
Boyfriend spends 10k on a different woman online.
Yeah, on streamers.
Obviously, I would leave him.
Instantly?
Why would you leave him out of curiosity?
Because, like, why are you spending that money on other girls?
Because you're not pointing out.
But I am.
No you're not.
But I am.
You don't have a sugar dad right now, you didn't put out that dick.
Yeah!
But because that's my sugar daddy.
What the- But that's what they're supposed to do, right?
That's what they're supposed to do.
Like, you're supposed to give out though, right?
But it's a sugar exchange.
Like, isn't that how that works?
No, it's a sugar exchange though, right?
It is a sugar exchange, but it's for my, like, company.
I'm a really good time.
Do you need guts to have a good time?
Yeah.
I do.
Most men.
What?
Alright, so, what's a good time to you?
To him.
That you can offer?
Shopping.
Oh boy.
No, for him.
For him.
Not for you for him.
He likes to go shopping, too.
No, he doesn't.
Yeah, he does.
He likes to buy watches and stuff.
Is he gay?
Yeah.
You don't know?
Oh, I mean, you never know.
So, he kind of looks like you, fresh.
What?
Cringe.
Nah, nigga, don't put me in that box, man.
He does.
Put me in that box, man.
Like fresh.
Nigga, what the fuck?
Yeah, fresh.
Put me that box, nigga.
Does he ride with a Lambo?
He said you like white boys.
I do, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to like...
If a girl, not your type, was asking to take care of you fully fund your life, are you gonna tell her no?
Because of how she looks?
Probably not.
Actually, he would say no.
I would say no.
What the fuck?
No, but you should ask, like, are you going to fuck her?
Maybe that would...
Yeah, that would translate better.
So, let me get it straight.
Fun to him is shopping with you, and he buys stuff for himself, too.
Is what you're saying?
Mm-hmm.
Did he ever ask to smash you at all, or no?
Um...
No, you did.
I'm sure you did.
Or he tried, and she was like, eh.
He tried.
I mean, he's just a really nice guy.
No, no, no, but did he ever try, though?
Like, initiate something?
I mean, if he has, I'm not...
No.
I don't think so.
You don't.
It's just not sexual.
It's just not.
I'm sorry.
I know you guys want it to be like...
It's not.
It's not that we want it to be.
It's just like...
It's very uncommon.
I know.
I love that, too.
I want that sugar daddy.
Where can I find him?
What's wrong with you, man?
I like that type.
Why can't I find that type?
No, in Dubai you have to offer something.
So it's transactional.
So I'm like, I want that.
I don't have to offer anything.
I've had sugar daddies that you have to work for.
You have to work hard for.
You know, I've suffered through it.
So I deserve this.
Suffered through it?
I've suffered through it.
Like, in what way?
I've suffered through just men in general.
What the fuck?
Like sugar daddies and stuff.
They'd be crazy.
Wait, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
They'd be crazy.
What's the worst one ever did to you?
Got my face tattooed.
Still has a wife and kids.
Still has a wife and kids.
Got my face tattooed.
Wait, that...
What?
Is that suffering?
That's like scary.
No, no, I mean you're suffering though.
That's really scary.
Oh, like suffering?
You went through yourself.
I mean, I've been choked out in a VIP room.
Okay.
Did you die?
So you were in a VIP room?
No, obviously not.
She was in the VIP room.
That's a little different, I mean.
I mean, that's not cool either way, but goddamn.
You're still making money though.
I mean, yeah, I still got paid.
Shit.
Wait, was this a part of like, I guess the experience?
I mean, when you're a stripper, I think guys just think because they paid for you, like, they get to do whatever they want.
Okay, so that wasn't agreed upon.
No.
Okay, he just did that.
Yeah.
I just turned around and it started happening.
He gave you the fucking Ted Bundy special, I guess.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
You had a man for five years?
Yes.
During this period of time?
Uh, kind of.
He was in and out of jail for, like, three years.
Who are you dating, my nigga?
We were high school sweethearts.
Oh.
Yeah, so we were together since high school.
What do you go to jail for?
Like, guns and drugs and stuff.
Oh boy.
And stuff?
Just like, you know, bad things, like eluding law enforcement, having illegal guns, like, toting around.
He was a criminal.
Yeah.
Well, that's what you go to prison for.
You did a criminal?
I loved a man, and he ended up becoming a criminal.
So he was a criminal when you met him at first?
He was a little bit troubled.
A little bit troubled.
You can't make this shit up, bruh.
Wow.
Okay.
That is different.
Okay.
So, interesting enough, so she would not...
What about me and you going on a date?
Nope.
Probably.
For free.
And shit.
Oh shit, this is who they need?
But I only fuck at the first date, you know?
Yo, Chris has so big he can't even get it.
Yo, but it's stuck.
They got stuck.
They got stuck.
I think he got big as fuck.
It's not backwards.
Yo, that shit was hanging out for dear life, bro.
Yo, Chris has big as fuck, man.
Yo, Chris, I bet you weren't doing it, Chris.
Yo, was he black or white?
Uh, white.
White?
Oh, you're white?
He was Jewish.
Interesting.
Yeah, Seattle.
Italian and Jewish.
Okay!
I do got a preview.
I got a play for you on it, because anyway, speaking of that.
I won't play it now, though, because we're on YouTube.
Alright, okay, so is he in jail right now?
Yes, he's serving a five-year term.
I think that's what it's called.
I'm not sure.
Federal or state?
He's in Olympia.
Was it the feds that got them or the state?
I don't know.
Oh, you don't know.
I don't know.
All right.
What about you?
What would you do if your boyfriend spent $10,000 on 10K to debt paying female streamers?
I would leave them.
You would leave them?
Yeah, definitely.
Interesting how the two girls that would want a sugar daddy would leave if he did that to another girl.
Makes sense.
Yeah, what about you?
What would you do?
If the guy that you're with now, you found out he was 10K in debt to some female streamer?
I would leave too.
Do you think maybe he is in debt?
That's why he's not committing to you?
Your current man?
Her mind's racing now.
I plead the fifth.
What's going on with this guy, man?
I'm not talking about none of that.
What's going on?
What's going on, man?
I just find it hilarious how she came on a dating podcast and just says plead the fifth the whole time.
Stand on business, man.
Stand on business.
What about you?
What would you do?
I would leave.
I'd probably cry and then leave.
To be honest.
In that order?
Yeah.
Would you cry in front of him?
Yeah.
I would let him know that I'm hurt.
That's so cute.
Carcadile.
Interesting.
Okay.
Very, very interesting.
Okay.
So, let's play the clip real quick.
All right.
Because I got a clip here that I want to show the audience.
It's going viral.
Yeah, it's going viral.
I tweeted this actually earlier.
Go check me out on XGuys.
Unplugged for X. Shout out to the OG Dave Ramsey.
Yeah, and I find it funny how most of the girls would not be happy with the guy going in debt, or they would break up with him, including the girls that would want a sugar daddy, which is interesting as well.
It's crazy because I already know in that scenario here with this girl and with a guy paying 10k it was a build up so you probably did other shit too.
Oh yeah.
You found it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's on my ex.
Alright, here we go.
Let's hit play and enlarge the video just so they don't see my tweet.
Alright, go ahead.
How much debt, man?
About $50,000.
It's all credit card.
What are you buying?
So that's the worst part, is not really buying anything.
It's actually streaming.
So I used to play video games a lot.
I'm actually in the military, so I used to play video games as a way to kind of cope.
And Basically, I got into streaming and watching other streamers play video gaming and kind of helped pass the time, especially when I'm at work.
And I just kind of got into the whole gifting subscriptions and Couldn't really control it.
I can say I've never been addicted to anything ever in my life, but this has got to be the closest thing.
Yeah, you can't.
Well, you're right.
I can't say that.
How much debt, man?
About $50,000.
What are your thoughts on that?
$50,000 in debt to sexual streamers is, I think, what he said.
We can start hearing that work all the way back.
That game.
What are your thoughts?
What are your thoughts on that?
That is crazy.
Like, how do you even get to that amount?
What would you do to your boyfriend if you found out he was 50k in debt?
Oh my goodness, I don't even know.
I'd probably go crazy.
Insane.
What would you do?
To him.
Probably nothing, to be honest.
Thank you.
Okay.
Alright, great.
What about you?
Um...
I'll beat the film.
I mean, it's modern day, like, porn addiction.
Like, that's, it's just crazy.
I would leave.
I just, that doesn't make sense.
You could have bought 10 cars without money.
Yeah, exactly.
It's messed up.
Alright.
What are your thoughts on that, Kenya?
I think I will leave immediately.
What are your thoughts on that spending $50,000 on female streamers?
That's even worse.
Pretty embarrassing, huh?
Yeah.
Let's see what it was.
He doesn't know the way.
You don't know the way.
Alright, what about you?
I think it's easier sometimes to go online and look at porn and buy it than it is to go out and go to a bar and find a bitch and ask her for guts.
She said ask her for guts.
That's what I call it.
Niggas ask you for guts?
That's what I call it.
Yeah, I want some guts.
Wow.
That's different, bro.
Like, fuck you so hard, my dick is up your guts.
Yeah, anytime you hear someone you don't understand what they're saying, it's probably Chris.
So, you think it's harder for them to just go up and...
Yeah, like, I get it.
If you were a guy, how would you go about getting sex?
How much?
It's, like, nowadays, like, me personally, I feel like it's, like, to have, like, an intimate connection with someone makes it more special.
That's not what I asked.
How would you go about it, though?
Like, fall in love.
Like, make her fall in love, you know what I mean?
Like, take her on some dates.
And not pay?
I mean, it doesn't matter.
Like, the money and shit, that part doesn't matter.
Like, if you guys, like, plan...
Come on, man.
You know what I mean?
Like, the planning...
I know, you ain't saying money don't matter.
No, no, no.
The planning and stuff.
So, like, if she asks you to go, like, she would pay for it.
If you ask her to go, you would pay for it.
Do you think girls actually ask guys out on dates, realistically speaking?
Yeah, like, I'm...
Do you ask guys out on dates?
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, you want to hang out?
You want to smoke?
Like, what's going on?
When have you done that?
When was the last time you did that?
I just got here.
Oh.
Did you do it back in Seattle?
Uh, yeah.
Nope.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
I would take, I would take, uh, backwoods, and I would smoke guys out.
Oh, I thought it was backshots.
Hold on, I have to know.
I thought it was backshots.
I was like, backshots?
Hold on.
What would happen at the smoke session, like, session?
What would actually happen?
That too.
It depends, like, on the rides, you know.
Two dollars backshots.
If the vibes are good during the smoke session, come back to my apartment, we can watch a movie.
No, we can watch a movie.
No guts.
No guts on the first date.
Or the second or the third.
A hand job, a blow job, a foot job, a rim job, maybe.
So when did you get the guts?
What?
Maybe.
When does it get the guts?
You're such a troll.
You're such a fucking troll.
Nah, nah, she ain't a troll.
She'd rather eat ass than get snatched.
Hey!
I like dick, don't get me wrong, I do.
I mean, I don't have this for nothing.
Wait, does she do her?
No.
Wait, what?
Yo, that's...
You got two, though.
Not even, like, one.
Yo!
That's somebody's daughter!
Yo, that's crazy, son!
Alright!
Anyone got a back one?
Anyone got two dollars on a back one?
Chris!
I got you, Chris!
I'll say it today, Chris, I got you, bro!
Ayo, Bills, I bet you won't do it.
I kid you not, you are hilarious by the way Thank you.
Chris, get your hand out of there!
I'm just trying to get you fresh.
You shave moisturizer, man.
It smells good, man.
Does it feel good if it gets in the hole?
No, probably not.
It's lotion.
What does that feel like for you guys, the lotion?
How about we start asking you guys some questions?
There you go.
Ask Chris.
What?
Yo, Chris, I bet you won't do it.
Do you know what the castle meter is?
Hmm.
Huh?
No, I don't.
Of course you don't.
What does that mean?
Nothing.
Wait, teach me, Jenny.
Yeah, Jenny, teach her.
No, don't worry.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking in my head like how yesterday I was having a great conversation talking about January 6th.
Was it insurrection or not?
High IQ conversations.
And now we are dirty shit.
Well, look at the cast, my friend.
We're having a great cast spot.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Yeah, we got lotion and hose, man.
What the fuck, man?
I'm not surprised.
You got Hot Toa becoming famous.
By the way, you saw what happened on stage when she went on stage and nobody applauded her?
Yeah, I tweeted about that, too.
She doesn't like to go by that name.
She uses, like, her real name as if anyone's gonna give a shit what she gotta say.
Nobody knows your name, bro.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, man.
This is crazy, bro.
We went from January 6th to 4.20 in two seconds.
Yeah, the smoke-out's funny, though.
Yeah, that's actually kind of funny.
That's cool for, like, let's go smash.
Yeah, come on, man.
Like, you don't got to...
We're not stupid.
Like, come on.
No dude's gonna just sit there and smoke with you and then go watch a movie and not have sex.
Like, come on.
I mean, some...
If they're...
Bro, most of you guys fucking suck.
I'm not gonna lie.
Most of you guys fucking suck.
You guys do not get my pussy wet.
It actually dries the fuck up to be alone with you guys for too long.
Fair enough.
So, yeah, no.
Like, I'm not gonna give you guts unless you're like, oh my god.
Wow you.
Like, do more.
Yeah, do more.
Like, wow me.
They don't wow you.
It's not even about being wowed too, like a lot of you guys are just angry all the time.
No one has a sense of being wowed.
Maybe they're too high because you smoked them out.
No, we're all stoners in Washington.
How would somebody wow you, Gabby?
Um...
Lifestyle, I don't know, club?
I just like genuine people, like funny.
I think that is like the best.
Like Zerka?
Yeah, like just be funny.
So then why did you smash them then?
The coke, bro.
He said he had to go back to Albania or something.
I don't fucking know.
You know what I'm saying?
He just gets like...
I don't know what he's saying.
He doesn't do like the...
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what you're saying.
I know what he's saying.
You know what I'm saying, chat?
Can you further elaborate?
Alright, what are your thoughts on that?
$50,000 on debt on female streamers.
What are your thoughts?
I don't know.
It's his money, right?
Well, I guess you could make the argument it's the family's money, because he has a family.
I guess I'd be disappointed, but I'm going from my own point of view, and I'm like, I still ain't going nowhere.
I'm just not going nowhere.
What about you?
What do you think?
Straight to jail.
You or him?
Well, maybe, no him.
How would he go straight to jail?
I don't know.
She's calling the cops.
He hit me!
Maybe like a family intervention?
Good idea.
Just to help him out, and then obviously I'm leaving.
It's not like I was going to stay with him anyway.
That's crazy, man.
But family intervention, like I'll call his mom, his dad.
Tell him, hey, look, your son spent $50,000 on...
Yeah, for sure.
No, I just want to embarrass the fuck out of him.
He's going to spend it on me.
I'll poke it, man.
I'll do like a slide, like a Windows, you know, just to show everything.
Presentation?
Yeah, a presentation.
Okay.
A PowerPoint.
A PowerPoint.
You'll do a PowerPoint presentation.
That's the old Windows line.
That's where you fucked up.
Exactly.
Guys, I'm stupid.
So you would do a PowerPoint presentation for his family on how we spent $50,000?
Yes.
If I can get to Windows first, because I don't know if I can.
That's probably the strangest.
That is so old, bro.
Window slides?
Sorry.
Yeah, that's really old.
That's back in the day.
How old are you?
Guys, I've been doing my dad's taxes since I was 12.
Oh.
Is ENC 2210?
I had a lot of child labor.
Back in my childhood.
Damn.
Window slide.
Okay.
Interesting.
Microsoft PowerPoint.
That's fucking funny.
Alright, we can read some of these chats.
And then I see I got some of the girls' questions here.
Alright, if he's paying for this bitch shit and not smashing, this nigga needs some help.
Hold on, hold on, Gabby, Gabby.
I gotta know, because I don't know if it happened or not.
You might tell the truth.
I don't know.
If a man is giving you money and not smashing, do you actually respect him?
Yes, our situation's different.
Stop the cap.
Damn.
Damn.
Well, I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I do.
I absolutely do.
Gabby, come on, man.
What if my pussy was sewn shut?
It's not, though.
But what if?
And I did not want to be touched.
There's no what if.
It's not sewn shut.
But, have you seen it?
Probably not.
You want to be honest?
No, but...
Okay, good.
Good.
Because I didn't see shit.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Fantastic.
What do we got here?
Myron, will you be streaming Overwatch again anytime soon?
Maybe tonight if I don't like...
Because I'm probably not going to sleep.
Ask the ladies to rate themselves 1 to 10 straight out the shower, then compare how they look now.
Bro, they're gonna lie.
Strat out the shower.
Yeah, there is no I. What does he mean by rate themselves?
Straight out the shower, no makeup on, clothes off.
Compared to how they look now?
You know they're gonna say 10 and 10, bro.
Come on, man.
No, we're gonna be honest.
Oh, really?
I'm a three and then a three.
That's actually kind of funny.
What about you?
I'm a five and then a six.
Okay.
Wait, so you're saying you look better fresh out of the shower?
No, I'm five out of the shower.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Probably like a five and then like 8.5.
Dang, that jumped up.
That's crazy, bro.
All right.
What about you?
Seven, eight.
I'm same.
I'm a three and a three.
No, no.
Four for four.
That's better.
That's better.
To be fair, that's her score.
I'm giving her a point.
She's cool.
She's cool.
I'll give her a point.
That's the first funny joke you've made in a very long time.
She's a black queen.
She deserves more, okay?
Alright.
What about you?
I got you, Queen.
Uh, probably like a five and then a six.
Alright.
So you're just mid all the time.
Yup.
Yo, what the heck?
Mid 24-7.
Okay, sorry ladies, this is hilarious.
Abuelo!
Ladies, where's the woman next to you and one thing she can improve on?
Okay.
We'll start here with Ms.
Guam.
So right here next to you, one out of ten, and then one thing she can improve on.
It could be anything.
And be honest.
And be honest.
And so on.
Go ahead.
I think you're beautiful.
Your lips are really beautiful.
I just love them.
And...
Wait, what does that mean?
I'm getting to...
Okay, cool.
Yeah, sorry.
But I was just giving her a compliment first.
Got it.
And I would say you're like a seven.
Alright.
Okay.
No, but what does she have to improve on, though?
Yeah, one thing she can work on.
I don't know.
I barely know you.
No, no.
Looks like what you see.
Yeah, looks wise.
Oh.
Be honest.
Don't lie.
Be honest.
It's okay.
She can handle it.
Let's go Wanda.
I was joking.
Let's go Wanda.
Let me see your nail.
Oh shit, don't look at mine.
Those look good.
Yeah, they do look good.
Maybe I had some lashes, I don't know.
She had a lash sign.
She had a lash sign.
Ooh, damn, that's hard.
Okay, alright, what about you?
You can rate her.
Rate her, one of ten, and what things she can improve on.
I'll rate her a seven.
And she can probably improve on...
Not being too nice.
No, no.
Physical attribute.
Physical.
Yeah, shit that men actually care about.
Physicality.
She could probably...
This is so stereotypical, but you can probably eat a little bit more.
I mean, she knows, man.
So she's too skinny?
Okay.
Okay.
That's some progress.
Alright.
Put some enormous bones.
Alright, cool.
It's hard.
I've tried.
I've tried everything, but I think it's...
It's hard.
I think you need some big meat in your life.
Don't let it run off me.
Okay.
The fact that you're running off the Indian Olympics right now.
No, no.
Alright, okay.
She should do a clap back.
That's about America.
Alright, hold on.
Alright, yeah, rate her and what's she going to prove on?
I think I'll rate her a seven.
Okay.
And I think...
I think she should improve on just being careful not to have marks on her body because she has so many marks.
I wonder why.
What the heck?
This bitch fell through a sunroof.
Broken Uber driver's fucking sunroof and fell through it.
That's why I have cuts all over.
The sunroof?
Yeah, she was twerking.
She was having her hot girl summer last night.
Why is she twerking?
Wait, her?
Her.
nigga she a demon bro she a demon for real she a demon for real she be getting lit this is all her all the blood and everything wait let me wait what the fuck She was twerking on the sunroof and she slammed through the glass all shattered on the moonroof of Escalade.
And she slammed through and all the glass shattered on us.
And the Uber still took us home, thankfully.
But the glass was like flying in the car the whole time.
Wait, he paid for that shit?
No.
We paid $3,100 today.
Damn!
To replace the window.
Sugar Daddy!
Sugar Daddy vibes!
Sugar Daddy!
Sugar Daddy gave me...
Wait, hold on.
Let me get the show off.
Wait, so your sugar daddy gave you $3,100 to pay for a sunroof that your friend smashed?
Yeah, he loves us.
Wow.
Aiden needs some therapy.
Yo, Aiden!
If you're in his room right now, brother, we can help you.
Just call the number.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is your friend smashing?
Are you smashing Aiden?
Did she say us?
No way, she is.
We do a podcast here in Miami.
Somebody's got to be...
Come down to Miami.
What do y'all got to be?
Something's going on, bro.
Something's going on here.
I believe her, though.
So, I still can't even envision this.
So you got on top of the car and you were twerking and then you fell through the sunroof?
Yeah, pretty much.
How'd you get on the car in the first place?
You opened the window.
What do you mean?
The sunroof.
So you climbed out and then broke it.
Yeah.
But how'd you break it if the glass was already retracted?
Yeah.
It's a moonroof, so it's a double glass.
So the glass slides on top of the other glass.
She fell through the glass, and that glass fell through the other glass, and then she fell into the car.
How much you weigh, nigga?
160.
She was twerking, so...
Damn, you might weigh, girl.
Wait, you're 160, and how tall are you?
5'4".
I'm 5'10".
Damn!
That's her way to say you need to lose weight, bro.
She don't look like that.
That's why I'm like, damn!
Sorry.
Damn.
She don't look like 6'10".
Oh, man.
Hold on, hold on.
Do I know Aiden?
Do I know him?
Do you?
No, I'm asking you.
I don't think so.
She said you look like him.
Does he party?
No.
He's from Seattle?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, I don't know.
Oh, wait.
So that nigga's not even in Miami?
No, he's an engineer for Google, so he works in...
Oh, he's a real sugar daddy.
Oh, yeah.
That's a real sugar daddy.
He's the love of my life.
There's a lot of engineers at Google.
Good luck, y'all.
Named Aiden.
Probably.
Wait, so he a white nigga named Aiden?
I believe she.
Remember, she said he looks like...
Oh, yeah.
Wait, wrong nigga, I'm sorry.
And not smashing, I believe her.
I actually believe her.
He's far away, so I mean, it makes sense.
Wait, wait.
Wait, so you're married by yourself?
I'm here with my roommate and Nana.
Wait, who's paying rent?
Uh...
Yeah, Aiden.
Wait, so your roommate is a girl?
And for your friend's issues?
That's the one time.
A one-off?
That's like, bro.
Well, hold on.
How come she's not cut off?
Where's your man?
I don't have a man.
I don't have a man.
She's cut off.
No, but where's her slices?
It's on her legs.
Bro, turn around.
Show them your ass.
Yeah, turn around.
Turn around, please.
Show them the cuts on the back of your leg.
On the back?
Hold on, let's see.
Oh, shit.
She fell through.
Ouch.
Oh, wow.
Shit, damn.
Ouch.
Damn, nigga, you got no ass.
Damn.
Pretty much.
I'm just keeping it real, bro.
Yo, that's crazy, though.
Little booties matter.
Yeah, they don't matter, though.
They do.
They don't matter, though.
They really do.
They still clot back.
Yeah, she has some cuts on her back and her legs.
Holy shit!
All right, Chad, this is my only to the fullest right here, man.
I'm also to the fullest.
This is...
Aiden needs some help, man.
I disagree.
Of course you do.
Of course you disagree.
I think he's perfect.
For you.
How long has he been your, I guess, sponsor?
Probably like six or seven months now.
Would you ever give him the guts?
Ever?
Absolutely.
But when?
If that was something that he pursued, like he wanted to do that, so then he could...
I'm having deja vu right now.
Can I ask a question to her?
Yeah.
Are you investing any of the money that he gives you?
Yes, I do have a savings account.
Okay.
That's just a savings account?
I also have building up my credit through him, through his credit card, and I have savings with him and his...
Oh my god!
So every payment that I pay...
Oh, I'm not the audio engineer, bro.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Nigga, it is on, nigga!
It is on?
Alright, alright.
I heard him now.
Bills!
That ain't supposed to watch somebody on Monday, maybe.
Bills!
We're gonna do a stream.
I always stream.
Oh, in the open in Miami.
We're gonna show you the Miami lifestyle with girls.
Because it's crazy, bro.
It is crazy.
I'm with it.
I'll put you on camera too, nigga.
Yeah, we do.
We spend a lot of money out here.
It's expensive.
No, he does.
No, no, no.
You spend his money.
He does.
Not you.
You ain't doing shit but saving money, man.
What do you mean we?
You're smart as hell, man.
Wait, I didn't hear you.
I'm saying you're smart as hell.
Oh, thank you.
Saving money and spending his money.
Alright.
Oh, man.
Okay, where were we here?
We was picking about guts.
Oh, yeah.
Rate her one out of ten and then what she can improve.
Oh, can we skip?
No, no.
It's to her.
I'll rate you a seven.
Okay.
Things you can improve on.
Hair.
Chris.
Chris.
It can grow back.
Things you can improve on.
I don't really know you that well.
You're beautiful to me, so I don't know.
Fire the management team.
You have really good skin.
Thanks.
I don't really know what to say.
Yeah, she looks good to me.
Something.
Girls are full of shit, man.
Why does she have to improve?
This exercise proves so much.
This look is for many people.
Maybe not you guys, but for other people.
Someone's going to want it.
I need to lose weight.
I'll just say it.
I need to lose some more weight.
I've been losing weight.
I've lost like 18 pounds now.
Now I'm her weight.
So I'm still going down.
I'm going to 145.
So there we go.
I need to lose weight.
And I'm old and black.
So there we go.
So there we go.
Accountability?
Accountability, alright.
Alright, you rate her, and then you rate her.
I love you, girl, personality-wise.
I do.
I love you so much.
I'm giving you a five.
Thank you.
Okay.
Really just improve on doing some workouts for your upper body.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Yeah, you can do things like titty ups.
I know how to do those because I got big boobs.
What?
Titty ups?
Yeah.
Like you just go like this and then flex.
It's like a flex.
Do you do it fast?
No, you do this for two minutes.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Good to know about it.
And probably do some cardio.
And use different hair products.
I just haven't washed my hair.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
All right.
What the fuck?
And now you to her.
No, not Wanda.
Honestly, Wanda.
Facially, I wouldn't say anything.
So it has to be physically?
Yes.
Oh, fuck.
Go for it, girl.
Honestly, you're beautiful.
One out of ten and then...
Oh, I know.
One out of ten and then...
Oh, I know.
Oh, um, seven.
Okay.
Um, yeah, just do some squats, baby.
That's it.
I got you.
I'll do it just for you.
Okay.
Yeller.
After what you said.
Yeah, I... Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, um...
That was very telling.
That exercise always proves what we...
Number one, it always takes forever because the girls don't want to say anything and they're too scared.
I mean, she was honest, though.
God damn, she was...
I was honest, too.
Alright, well...
Okay.
Nah, nah.
I really don't think anything wrong with her.
The rest of them lied.
Alright, let's uh...
Okay.
Ladies, ready to...
No, got that one.
Alright.
Hello, Myron Fresh, all the hard-working crew at Fresh and Fit.
I'm a 17-year-old guy and I binge-watched your shows.
Now I know who really killed JFK. Question for ladies.
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
What?
I'm confused.
That's an Andrew question.
Andrew?
Yeah, I met Andrew.
I was on the Whatever podcast.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
That's from the Whatever podcast.
Shout out to them, man.
Rave Poppy.
Five bucks.
Appreciate that.
Shout out to them.
When is the body transformation competition going to kick off?
It will kick off soon.
Wait.
Is it Aiden Downs?
No.
No?
No.
What else?
How do you spell his first name?
I don't know, ADN.
I didn't.
Oh, okay.
That boy Meier is standing kind of zesty.
You're a weirdo.
If you had a chance to be a nigger for a day, what would you do and why?
Do you think it's easy to be us?
Oh my God.
Oh, okay.
I thought we weren't allowed to use that.
Or like black.
Okay, so yeah.
If you were a dude for a day, what would you do?
We'll start here.
What would you do if you were a dude for a day?
Keep it real, Jenny.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Jennifer.
I would probably do what guys like to do, you know, have sex.
Wait, you mean as a guy?
Yeah, isn't that the question?
Yeah, what would you do if you were a guy for a day?
I would have sex with women.
All day?
I mean, I don't know what else am I going to go see my mom.
Like, hi, mom.
I don't know.
Hey, mom, what's up?
What would you do if you were a guy for a day?
I would try to pick up the heaviest thing that I couldn't pick up as a female.
Okay.
I would try to do some dude stuff.
All right.
Try to use a jackhammer.
What would you do?
Probably smash someone.
Okay.
What about you?
Get some guts.
I think I will try and seduce a lady and just try and see or feel how it feels like as a man.
You know, like approaching a lady and...
You would hate it.
Oh, no, don't worry.
Because sometimes I always think about it.
I'm like, how do men feel about being rejected, you know?
Rejection or something like that.
She wants to feel bad.
Yeah, she wants to be sad.
Or how they feel when, you know, a lady, you know, they approach a lady and the lady...
Do you yourself reject all guys?
Pardon?
Do you reject all guys yourself?
Yeah.
Wow, you're picky, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
Very picky.
Okay, that's great.
So that's why probably I'm like, how do these men feel?
So like if you were a guy, would you ever want to meet yourself?
Probably.
Ooh, that's a good question.
Even if you know how picky you are?
Yeah, so I can feel, you know...
The rejection?
Something like that.
Okay.
What about you?
Oppression.
If you're a guy for a day, what would you do?
I would walk around late at night without a care in the world.
Hmm?
I would walk around late at night without a care in the world.
You could do that right now.
Not truly.
You could do that right now.
It's kind of unsafe.
Anybody wants your ass.
Come on.
I feel like he's coming at me now because I just don't care.
Who's gonna kidnap you?
I think he likes you.
Someone in the chat said she's extra safe.
Oh my god!
This thing of mine was, bro!
Someone in the chat said that she's kinda funny.
she's extra safe you want to fuck chat y'all niggas fucked up chat y'all niggas in the chat fucked up man yo Yo!
Okay, cool.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
Alright, so...
You can roast me back, by the way.
I just don't want to.
Why not?
Because...
I think I'll roast you on behalf.
Okay, go ahead.
We're both roasted, by the way.
Actually, everybody in the room.
We're both roasted, by the way.
Not now.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
But I'll just prepare for that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love your smile, by the way.
Thank you.
All right.
So what would you do if you were a guy?
You said you'd walk the streets.
That's what you would do?
Like just walk around.
I guess just walk around.
What about you?
What would you do as a guy?
Yeah, what would you do if you were a guy for a day?
I'd eat my meat.
Probably.
I'd like swing it around a little bit.
She said, beat her meat.
I'm dead.
I mean, sure, man.
I beat my meat.
Go fuck some bitches.
That's why I'm dead.
Oh my God.
Beat your meat.
That is quite the task, my friend.
I believe you're going to do it.
Honestly, yeah.
I would.
I would want to see the difference between a male orgasm and a woman orgasm.
So rather than twerk, she'll be your meat.
I would say it's both mating strategies.
So a couple of girls said that they would fuck bitches.
So I just got to ask this.
Do you think it's easy for a man to get laid?
No, it's not.
You're right.
Do you think it's easy?
No, you just wanted to get on a jackhammer.
Yeah.
What about you?
You said you would fuck some bitches.
Do you think it's easy to get laid as a guy?
It's...
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
You think so as well?
What about you?
It's easy?
It's not easy, no.
Well, she's just walking the streets.
And then what about you?
Do you think it's easy?
No.
No, that's why she would beat her meat.
So, I got a game.
We're going to go ahead and we're going to roleplay here.
I want you ladies, you're going to be men.
And we're going to be the girls.
So let's go ahead.
We haven't done this in a very long time.
Have we even done it in the new studio yet?
No.
No, we did.
Like once?
Wait.
Yeah, I think we did.
Once or twice.
Huh?
Not yet.
Okay, so where's the mics?
We got them underneath there, Mo?
We're gonna be doing virtual...
Wireless mics.
Yeah, we got the wireless mics.
So, what we're gonna do is...
You go first, fresh.
And I'll narrate it.
So, we're gonna start with...
You know, let's start with Kenya.
Miss Kenya, I want you to be the guy.
Now, I'm gonna make it easier for you.
Where do you want this place to be where you're meeting the girl?
On the streets?
Exactly.
Okay, time of day and where?
Afternoon.
Okay, where?
Miami?
In the evening.
Okay, evening where?
In Miami?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Alright, so let's go ahead.
Let's get the mics and then you guys are going to go set up over here in the back.
Cringe.
Yeah, yeah, take off the mic.
Yeah, take off the headphones.
And you're going to go ahead and I want you to pick up Fresh.
Fresh is going to be a girl.
Oh, gosh.
And he's going to act like a girl.
And what I want you to know, trust me, he's not going to go too hard on you.
He's going to act like a normal girl.
Okay?
Yeah, he's going to act like a normal girl.
So I want you to approach him.
Hold on, hold on.
So I want you to approach him and talk to him as if you're the guy.
And I want you to secure a date.
And try to get laid.
So Armando, the front and the back.
Because they're in the back, so do you want them in front of the camera?
What do you think is better?
Front?
Okay, then let me get out the way.
Alright, so you know what?
You guys are going to come to the front.
Come to the front.
Let's go over there.
So, okay.
So, yeah, just move your mic out the way.
So, yeah.
What we're going to do is you're going to go up to him and approach him and be attractive and then, like, get his name, number, set up a date, and I want you to try to get laid.
He's not going to go too hard.
He's going to act like a normal girl would during the day.
That's why I asked you, how are you meeting him?
Where are you guys meeting him?
In the street?
In Miami?
At night time?
No, even at night time.
What time?
That's what I'm saying.
What time?
Let's say 3 p.m.
It's okay.
3 p.m.?
That's during the day.
I'm a bad bitch.
That's not nice.
I'm a bad bitch.
Okay, okay.
Fresh, fresh, fresh.
Come on, man.
I want you to be serious.
I know this is a joke, but...
All right.
So, okay.
So, Fresh, have your back turned.
And then I want you to come back from over here.
So I want you to approach him.
Here, move over a little bit this way.
I'm trying to flex my glutes.
Here.
What?
You hold onto this like this.
And then, everybody be quiet while they do this.
Matter of fact, you know what?
Here, you can put your mic back.
I'm a black queen.
I'm independent.
I'm a bad bitch.
Okay.
Thank you.
So, you guys ready?
We're going to go and roll here.
We've got the camera set up and everything.
All right.
Go ahead.
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me, sweetie.
Is this your pen?
Yes, it is.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
I think you dropped something.
Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
Oh, what's your name?
Freshina.
You look so beautiful.
What's your name?
Freshina.
Why are you touching me so much?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just thought you were beautiful.
Thank you.
Oh, where do you live?
I live around the area.
Oh, actually, I think which place exactly?
You want to know my address?
No problem, no problem.
Not your exact address, but just...
Oh, I live in Brickell, Miami.
Oh, I actually live closer to you.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Do you mind us walking, though?
Maybe we can go to the same place, because we live in the same place.
Well, I'm actually busy right now.
The same neighborhood.
Okay.
Do you want to follow me right now?
Oh, you're touching me again.
I'm sorry.
Can I help you with something?
Wait, hold on.
Fresh Barn.
These girls have reservations to go someplace right now, so I told them to stay, but apparently they have to really go, so...
That was gay.
Yeah, so...
If you have to leave, Miss Pink, go ahead.
Yep.
And then, Gabby?
Are you going or are you saying?
Yeah, I'm with her, but...
You should be gentle.
Are you saying?
If you want to say, you can say.
You should stay.
Why would she leave her friend?
Because her IG will be removed and everything.
Up to you.
Do it for Aiden.
Stay here.
Do it for Aiden.
She never told me that she had dinner afterwards.
So she came here and then she's like...
Well, no, we do.
We have reservations for Kiki on the river at like 1230.
I don't even know what time it is.
Sorry, it's kind of mid, but I mean, it's like, once again, if you want to say this is more opportunity for you, What time is it?
12.30.
It's time enough, alright?
Right now.
You're late.
You're late.
That's what it is.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's already over.
No, you're good.
I highly recommend you stay, but if you want to leave, that's your loss.
No, she can do what she wants to do, bro.
Yeah, if you want to leave, that's fine.
Just choose.
I mean, I have to go with my friend.
Alright, cool.
Go ahead.
Go with her.
That's fine.
Thank you.
Alright guys.
I'm a bad bitch.
She's not.
She won't be back again.
That's fine.
You're not coming back.
She got some ass.
I'll be honest.
She got some ass.
Anyhow.
Are we done here?
Are you giving up already?
On a bad bitch like me?
Hold on, you want to start over because that was terrible.
Give me the scenario again.
Where are we?
Maybe just walking by the beach or on the streets.
Okay.
By the beach, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Alright, I'll start over for you, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, excuse me, sweetie.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
Doing alright.
Oh, what's your name?
Prashina.
My name is...
Bread.
You don't know your name?
Ray.
My name is Ray.
Pleasure meeting you.
Hi, Ray.
You look so pretty.
Thank you.
Oh.
What are you doing tonight?
Well, we might go to the club with some friends, but I'm on the beach right now just like sunbathing, catching a tan.
Oh, okay.
I have a party with my friends tonight, and I don't know if you mind joining me tonight, maybe later in the day.
Where are you guys going?
Oh, we have a yacht party.
A yacht party?
Mm-hmm.
What time is the yacht party?
Right now.
It starts at 5.
It starts at 5.
We have dinner at 6 p.m.
today, reservations.
Oh, but you can still join, maybe.
How are we going to get on the boat if it's at 5?
Are you okay?
You seem a bit flustered.
What the fuck, bitch?
What the fuck, bitch?
It ain't not easy now, huh?
It ain't not easy, right?
Okay, there you go.
And here's the thing, he just gave you, like, normal shit that, yeah, like, that's, like, just normal shit a girl would say and act, like, that wasn't even, like, hard.
Yo!
Alright.
I got you good.
That's an L, man.
Alright.
That's an L, man.
But she is a bad bitch, by the way.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
You bet you wouldn't do it.
You know that.
You want to swipe?
No, I don't.
I really don't want to say you want to swipe.
I got no game.
Oh my gosh.
Here, can we take this cup?
I think that was for one of the girls.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, that was interesting.
You want to tell her what she did wrong there?
Because she definitely did a lot of things wrong.
No, you tell her because you were the girl.
So, off-rip, it was an introduction from behind.
I recommend not doing it from behind because you never know someone's past history or, for example, paranoia.
And then, secondly, the touch, the first touch was okay, but multiple touches, when I just turn around shocked, it's kind of like...
I don't know you like that.
You're in my space.
You're in my face.
Imagine a guy came up to you and was in your face like this.
Yeah, so where do you live?
I live close by.
It's like, yo, relax.
And then the second approach that you came to me was a little bit better, but I just feel like you froze up when I asked you your name.
Yeah.
It's like you got flustered.
Yeah.
It's hard being a man.
So imagine a guy coming to you and you're like, I know, rejected.
He's like, damn, I put out all the effort and then nothing happened.
It's also weird how she said, oh, I'll just walk with you wherever you're going.
You don't know.
Exactly.
But men actually do that.
Does it work for you?
Does it work for me?
It has worked on me one time.
One time, okay.
Yeah, and I was invited.
Actually, I was invited for a party.
Actually, it worked on me.
Yeah, one time.
And you said the guy was very attractive, right?
He wasn't attractive, but he invited me to a party.
Can I say something?
The way that you did that, if you were a man, I would have been creeped the fuck out of you.
Jesus, that was bad.
Freshina is undefeated.
Girls have no clue how hard it is.
I think because he had money, so I was just like, okay.
Oh, he had money?
Because, yeah.
Could you see a car, a lifestyle?
Could you see something on it?
Yeah, I could see a lifestyle on it.
He's whatever he was putting on, and he invited me to the yard, you know, so that's what I used.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I don't think girls understand how hard it is to be a dude and get girls, bro.
It's very, very difficult.
It's tough.
You just failed big time.
You ain't fucking no bitches with that kind of attitude.
And you got that African accent, too?
Man.
Some girls would just write you off in Miami just because you got an African accent.
Actually, as a lady, I still receive that.
With my accent, I still receive that.
You receive what?
Really?
Yeah.
Receive what?
Nope!
Judgment for your accent?
Yeah, but not from the men.
Yeah, but I'm saying if you were a dude, my girls would be like...
They wouldn't be interested.
Ew.
Have an African accent.
It's tough.
Some girls will just be like, no thanks, just off that.
It's going to be tougher.
Well, at least now she knows.
Yeah, I mean, it don't matter because she ain't a dude, but I always find it interesting to get that perspective.
All right, I could go back to the chats.
No, Billy?
Crowder has Mug Club.
Give his local subs mugs.
How about to incentivize people joining even more than the value already given something along the lines of something with Castle Club for the annual subscribers?
WFNF, WCC, WControlChaos when it comes out.
I guess it was like merch, I guess.
I mean, bro, we got our hands full with the fucking community, man.
A lot.
And we're doing Zoom calls.
Yeah, we got our hands full.
They don't do Zoom calls, bro.
Like, bro, you want a mug or do you want life coaching?
There you go.
Bro, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Like, yo, doing the Castle Club and, like, creating these chapters in itself, bro, is extremely time-consuming, man.
Well, we appreciate the, uh...
Yeah, I appreciate the suggestion, bro, but, like, we're going away...
We're trying to go way further than just giving y'all mugs.
Like, you know what I mean?
Mugs.
Uh, yeah.
PurpleAxeApe says, much love FNF. Thank you guys for all the value and knowledge you provide to us.
Big W to Fresh for calling Zerka.
Oh yeah, that was funny.
Rastoran says, The Carlisle dude ain't flipping no cars.
If he ain't flipping her and he got a wife, hence the situation shit.
He has a wife.
Boom, Bokka!
He has a wife?
I don't know what he got.
Oh.
We talk strictly business.
Okay.
Angela says, Olympic 2024 opening ceremony is crazy.
We are doomed, my friends.
I saw it.
That happened today?
Yeah.
It was just extremely woke.
Oh.
Long story short.
Liberal.
Extremely woke.
Liberal.
I'm playing for the other team, Agenda Pushing.
Oh, okay.
What are you talking about?
Very happy, very happy.
But no, but what are they talking about?
The Olympic Open Ceremony.
Oh, yeah, I tweeted about that, too.
Oh, shit.
I bet you did.
Oh, my God.
Hero says, Hyman's letter says, El Horse.
Shout out to Hero, man.
Two horse left.
Give the audience a background.
What happened there?
I mean, basically, they came in.
I'm like, hey, girls, we'll be here at a certain time.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
But it's like, you know, when they have money on the line, they have to leave, man.
So I can't really blame them.
Bro, they're not getting paid to go to Key Canyon River.
Yeah, but, you know, someone they're meeting up with.
Someone's probably, like, popping.
Yeah, someone's probably...
Like a YouTuber streamer or somebody, probably.
For the audience, can you tell them what this place is and etc.?
So, that's a place where you go to Pop Bottles 30k Plus.
It's an upscale type restaurant slash party spot.
And honestly speaking, like, those people that are there have bread.
But granted, though...
Their invite might be a celebrity or somebody's status.
But if it's not, it might be a promoter as well.
And they might be meeting people that have money to fund their lifestyle.
So, it might be that.
At best.
At best.
So, that's what it really is.
Welcome to Miami, Florida, guys.
That's the game out here.
For real.
Yeah, like, fuck fast, man.
What?
Fuck fast.
Oh, fuck fast.
No, fuck fast.
Oh, fuck fast?
Like, fast as fuck, man.
Don't waste your time.
Don't waste your money.
You see a bitch like that, man?
Just fuck her, man.
The first night, bro.
Don't spend two weeks spending money on this bitch, man.
Come on, man.
Or it just started late.
And they just...
This whole thing just started late.
Doesn't matter.
We told them what time it is.
They thought they had enough time to...
Well, listen.
It's a podcast.
It's an opportunity for you.
If you don't like it, you can leave, too.
Simple as that.
It's like, I'm sorry to say, it's like, it's one of those things where we invite you on, they came on, oh, we're going to club and pop us to get drunk and fuck niggas.
Okay.
But afterwards...
We were told that we start at a certain time.
Okay, well, we do live, all right?
We do live, all right?
So, if you don't like it, I'm gonna give you an opportunity to leave.
Alright?
Simple as that.
Like, it's many girls in Miami.
I'll do this shit for four years.
Alright?
They come and go.
Like, literally.
Like, physically, too.
Yeah, they come and go.
So, hey, I don't care, man.
Also, in his defense, I was the one that invited them, and I told them late, and they never said anything.
Yeah.
So, there's nothing wrong with what we did.
Boom.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm just letting you know so you understand.
And she about you, too, right?
Yes.
Okay.
WGen.
So wait, so they didn't tell y'all at all that they had...
No, they didn't.
I mean, you can look at our messages.
No, no, no.
But I'm just saying it's like the fact that it's like you're wasting my time because I'm the one that's coming here, setting you guys up, and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, no, I have to go like in 30 minutes.
What do you mean?
Well, that is the...
I want to say an example of what happens in Miami with hot girls.
They get invited everywhere, many offers.
They're here today, here tomorrow, multiple locations at one time.
That's what they do.
Even with doing lashes, you have an appointment at some time, they flop for something else.
They got a boat offer, a yacht.
They come late, or they don't come at all.
Oh, sorry girl, I got caught up with something.
I know a girl that literally started OnlyFans when she actually had a scholarship for mathematics and FIU. And she's been here before.
What?
And it's like, oh, you became a millionaire or you could have actually been a real millionaire by doing something better with your life, but whatever.
Damn.
And having your dignity a little bit.
Exactly.
Well, that's mommy for you.
Okay, we got some questions for the girls.
Yeah, I do actually.
I do have some here.
And I don't know which ones belong to the Washington Chicks, but what are ideal qualities to look for?
Come on, man.
Ideal qualities to look for in a wife.
We use that shit every time.
We all know that.
It's cliche.
Don't be fat, a whore, annoying, stupid.
Simple shit.
Peaceful.
Add value.
Let's see here.
This one is an interesting one.
I don't know who asked this one.
Which girl do you think has the highest rating and which girl has the lowest rating, 1 to 10?
Wait, wait, wait.
Was this one of y'all that asked this?
I didn't even ask any questions.
I wasn't going to be here.
I did.
You asked this.
We got to stir it up a little bit.
Everybody was asking the same questions.
Highest rating?
Can we say that again?
Yeah, which girl do you think has the highest rating and which girl has the lowest rating, 1 to 10?
What does that mean?
Rating?
Yeah, she's rating the way they look.
Oh.
So you want us to rate you?
Yeah, that was your guys' question, right?
Yeah, it's for us.
Yeah.
Wait, everybody?
No, no, friends.
Guys.
Guys.
Yeah, she's asking the guys.
Highest rating and lowest rating.
On the panel?
Right now?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So, uh...
I'll start with Lois.
God damn it.
Sorry, Kenya.
You flopped earlier.
I'll give you a...
A five.
And then highest?
Is that what it is?
Rating?
Yeah.
Just straight looks, right?
Yep.
Okay.
And then I'll give the highest to...
A lady over here.
I'll give you a smooth eight.
Can you a black queen?
Yeah, man.
He likes me, it's all, yo.
If I roast you, it means that I like you.
I suspect you.
I sense that.
All right, Mario.
What's the silence?
I plead the fifth.
You're next.
Why is this thing lying?
You're next, Mario.
You're next.
You're next, bro.
Everybody's going to question that.
Is he lying?
Come on, Mike!
Black men don't lie.
Black men don't lie or cheat.
It comes back to what I said before.
The girl that had the highest rating was one of the stripper chicks, right?
That was the best looking one.
In the green.
But she's a retard, so I'm not surprised, right?
It always happens.
Typically, the more attracted they are, the dumber they are.
And then the lowest rating is, I would say, to be honest with you, between you two, the hair for you is really bad, and then for you, you're too fat.
So, that's what it is.
What?
You want me to fucking lie?
No, that's why I asked the question.
That's all the fucking truth, man.
Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
What was our low rating?
I get it, bro.
Like, yeah, it's just, you know.
Niggas in a tie.
Huh?
Kind of a tie, but...
Shout out to Twitch, man, by the way.
With all jokes aside, if you lost weight, I guarantee you, a guy will commit to you.
I'm serious.
It wouldn't be a situationship.
Forget about him.
Focus on me.
I'm the captain, no.
I'm the captain, no.
The darkness has awoken.
The darkness.
Alright, anyway.
Can you show that I don't have anything to do with anything?
You don't think so?
No.
You don't think your weight has anything to do with him being commitment phobic?
You don't think so?
No.
Do you live on Planet Earth?
Yeah.
Okay.
Right next to ya.
Good.
You triggered my trap card!
What do you think men value the most in women?
Me?
What do you think men, in general, value the most in women?
Pussy.
Okay, fair enough.
What kind of pussy do they value, in your opinion?
Pussy they can call all their own.
Okay, that's a component of it, but what else besides loyalty?
Like a trophy.
A trophy.
What goes into a girl being a trophy?
Her looking smoking hot.
Okay, what makes a girl hot?
Everything.
Okay, what do you think of the components of a girl looking hot?
Whatever his preferences are.
Okay, there are universal preferences that men look for typically though.
What do you think those are?
You don't think so?
It's not universal.
You don't think so?
No, it's not universal.
It's not universal.
Some guys like skinny, blonde, big boobs, big ass.
Some are like, oh, that's too much.
I like a girl more athletic.
I like a girl more bigger.
I've never heard that before.
It's different from different regions.
I've never heard that before.
It's just that they don't have options.
That's the thing.
I mean, you can say that.
That's subjective.
It's just everyone's different, I guess.
That's what they all say.
Alright, so look, you can take a guy that sits there and says, I like big girls, right?
But if I gave that guy $2 million in a Lamborghini, he would be having sexual models the next day.
Men typically will sit there and say, oh yeah, I like this kind of girl, but that's just what they attract, so they just kind of deal with it.
But the reality is that men want fit women.
They could sit there and say, oh no, I like a big girl, but that's not true.
So you're going to speak for every guy?
A majority of men would prefer a girl that's in good shape.
It just means 99.9.
Like that's just what it is.
I mean, I digress.
You have a point.
You don't agree, Africa?
So why don't you get fat then?
No, because I can't get fat.
It's just in my genes.
Well, you know, you can always eat more calories and just get fat.
Why not just get fat then?
I've tried that, but I can't.
Everyone in my family is lame.
Just like I can't lose weight.
Yeah, you can absolutely lose weight.
By any time, did you have a snack?
Did you have any other snacks over here?
You can absolutely lose weight.
You did?
Yes, she did.
Oh, God.
I was like, oh, you didn't eat anything.
My bad.
Because, you know, you just got to control your calories.
But, I mean.
I still don't believe that.
I feel like...
You know, like, beauty is not universal.
You know, some people prefer, you know, thick ladies.
Some people actually prefer fat ladies, not just thick.
Some people prefer skinny.
Some people prefer medium.
So I don't think it's universal.
I've never seen a fat girl in this universe.
It's like, it's that diamond that's just, one has a chip, one is unscathed, one is raw, one is...
Yeah, but one's more expensive than the other.
It's all different levels.
Yeah.
But they're still low in a high level.
Think about this.
You were a man for a couple seconds.
Couldn't bag a chick.
Weird man telling you what it is in real time.
How men think.
What say you?
That's exactly what I think.
I think beauty is not universal.
Think or not.
So we have different beauty standards depending on, you know, maybe where you are.
Depending on what we have access to.
So, for example, if you were a dude, you would have to fuck fat girls because you got zero game and you're a predator.
If you were a guy, you would have to do that shit.
But generally...
But if a man has options, he's going to get with more attractive girls.
And fat girls are just not attractive.
Whether you guys want to say, well, some guys like big girls.
No, those are men that you don't want.
Those are losers most of the time.
But why are there some fat ladies getting married?
Or they have boyfriends?
Or long-term relationships?
Okay, but is that man their first choice?
Is that man their first choice?
A lot of times it's no.
He's a lower status male a lot of the times.
Facts.
Bottom of the barrel.
Most likely they're getting divorced.
Yeah, it's like a lower status male.
If he's like with an ugly fat girl, then most of the time he's broke.
He's a bum.
Maybe she's paying the bills.
Something is off there.
It's not our first choice.
But we also have beautiful fat girls.
That's impossible.
Okay.
No, no, no.
No, beauty.
Hold on.
Name two.
There's a difference though.
There's a difference between a man that wants to just like have sex with you, wife you up, like...
I don't know.
Okay.
Like, we gotta be specific.
Back to the chats!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What, are we having technical difficulty?
No, well, you know.
Camera angles.
Camera angles.
I'm picky as fuck, so.
Yeah.
I mean, this is just an example of, like, girls, you guys just lie to each other.
You guys just tell each other the wrong thing or whatever.
All I'm saying is, I promise you, if you lost, like, 70 pounds, your guy would probably take you more seriously.
You would have a situation ship.
You know, you're trying to say the guy is not taking us seriously because of our weight.
He's not.
I promise you that's a part of it.
No.
Then how can you speak for us?
It doesn't make sense.
No, it doesn't make sense.
I feel like love fades too.
If you're with somebody for a while, like, I was in the beginning.
It's probably just not.
Like, that happens sometimes.
You know, that's what I thought until I noticed that I got fat.
Yeah, that's what I did too.
Yeah.
And then I controlled that shit real quick.
And it's like, how come he was treating me very well in the first three years and then like the last of the two?
I got fat from a work injury, so...
Dang.
I'm just saying.
I'm gonna think.
She puts it into perspective.
Alright, let's go to Rumble.
Before we, uh...
What?
Alright.
We'll just go to Cast Club.
Fuck it.
You want me to read chats first?
Those ones are not safe for YouTube at all.
I'll switch first.
So I'll switch first and then chats.
Cool.
Alright.
Because it's kind of wild, bro.
Alright, guys.
Come on over to Cast Club, guys.
CastClub.tv.
Come on over.
Yeah, party.
August 10th.
And I got to say something as well that I can't say on YouTube.
Just for confirmation, we're going to be on Locals.
Yeah, just go on over to Locals.
Yeah, just come on over to Locals, guys.
Cool.
Thank you for being so tough.
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