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July 25, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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Pop The Balloon Reaction Part 2

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	Thank you.
	What's up guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Air Podcast.
	It's Wednesday.
	We got a lot of stuff to react to.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, a regular edition.
	It's Wednesday, and we're going to be doing a reaction to Pop the Balloon because it covers a lot of RP truths.
	And it's your first reaction to it.
	Yes, I've never seen it.
	I didn't see it, guys.
	So as you guys know, last week, where was I? I was at the RNC. I was at the RNC in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
	Sorry, guys.
	My voice still sounds bad because I got sick while I was over there because the temperature was weird.
	I don't know what it was, man.
	I'm still a little under the weather.
	You and Elijah were sick.
	Yeah.
	Still did two workouts today, though, because I'm not a pussy.
	But yeah, guys.
	Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
	Check us out over there, man.
	That is our home base, man.
	Also, check us out on CastleClub.tv, guys.
	That is how we keep things going.
	That's how we keep things operating.
	As you guys know, I did two streams earlier today.
	Well, technically one stream earlier, but it got split into two parts because Mossad attacked me.
	But I covered the testimony from FBI Director Ray, and I also covered the speech by Netanyahu earlier.
	To Congress, where he did exactly what I predicted he was going to do.
	But yeah, that's over there on FedReacts if you guys want to go check it out.
	I'll start doing more things where if something dynamic is happening, guys, I'll just go ahead and just stream it for y'all on FedReacts.
	I'll try to do that, hit news when it's coming.
	And then as you guys know, we have our new show on Monday.
	And then I got a huge announcement that I'm going to make for you guys.
	Soon.
	Not yet, but I promise you it's going to break the internet when I do announce it.
	It's going to be crazy.
	You guys probably won't see it coming.
	But yeah, CalsClub.tv, guys.
	Also, guys, we've got a yacht party.
	August 10th, we got the Yacht Party, okay guys?
	It's gonna be a big-ass yacht, what, 100, how many feet is it?
	120 feet plus.
	120 feet plus.
	Three stories.
	Three stories.
	9 p.m.
	to 1 a.m.
	9 p.m.
	to 1 a.m.
	It's gonna be on a Saturday night.
	We have 350 spots, guys.
	We're gonna have about 200 plus of those spots for girls, and then like about 100 for you ninjas.
	So guys, tickets are on sale right now.
	Only at $998, man.
	And it's going to be an open bar, free food.
	It's going to be lit.
	You will never find a yacht party at that price point in Miami, ever.
	Ever.
	And if you do, you're going to have a shitty yacht with a Cuban captain that can't speak English, and you're going to probably have to only have 13 people on the boat.
	And get your own booze.
	So it's not going to be as good at all, man.
	So check us out over there, guys.
	FFpod.org.
	The link is there.
	We'll put it at the top description.
	Yacht Party, guys.
	Come meet us.
	We're probably going to have a couple other guys there.
	If Sneak goes in town, we'll have him there.
	Maybe we'll have Elijah come down.
	Maybe some other special guests.
	It's going to be a good time, guys.
	FFpod.org.
	Go get the Yacht Party tickets right now.
	Only $9.98.
	And then the VIP, I think we have one or two left.
	One left.
	One?
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	$3,500, guys.
	For that price point, and then we're going to have a Rolex giveaway on the yacht for them, and it's going to be a good time.
	And at the party, at the club, with those VIP members only.
	Yes, yes, and you get to come by the studio for a pre-show, or a pre-game, excuse me.
	So it's going to be a good time, guys.
	If you've been to one of our yacht parties before, you know it's lit.
	It's going to be a good time.
	I want as many Cavs Club members in there as possible.
	So join us there.
	FFPod.org is the link to buy the tickets.
	So we did a new series called Pop the Balloon, for us at least, and It was going to showcase basically men and women choosing partners like Tinder, swipe left, swipe right, and popping the boom just means you're going to pop the boom for someone that you don't like overall.
	Now, we did one last week, and it was quite hilarious.
	It was a bunch of girls, a bunch of guys, and we saw in real time how women choose...
	They're mates, and guys as well.
	So we'll react to it now.
	Your first look, right?
	You never saw it before?
	I didn't watch it.
	So I purposely didn't watch the video last week, guys, so that we could potentially do a reaction in the future.
	So this is my first time watching it, this Pop the Balloon that Fresh hosted last week while I was at the RNC. Which, by the way, I met a lot of you guys over there.
	It was a good time.
	I was actually surprised by how many people recognized me over there, man.
	So it's awesome, bro.
	And like I said, we got something special for you guys coming very soon.
	There you go.
	But yeah, let's go ahead and we got the video.
	Yes, we do.
	You guys switch the studio up, I like that.
	We put a white table cover, Rumble sign, and then some ladies in the back.
	Fair use, fair use.
	Fair use, fair use.
	It's our own stuff.
	Let's go.
	Okay, let's go.
	Shout out to Rumble.
	Yeah, it is!
	And Bumble still works.
	There you go.
	Okay, so we're going to do this the fun way.
	We're going to bring the guys in one by one, and they're going to pop the balloon on the guy that they don't really like.
	And if you like the guy, you get the balloon active on you at all times.
	So bring the first guy in, and I believe it's going to be our buddy here.
	Come on down.
	What's up, man?
	We should put out 1.25 speed.
	What is your name?
	Please tell us.
	I am Alexander.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	1.25 speed.
	Let's go.
	Excellent.
	How old are you?
	35.
	Okay, and what do you do, Alexander?
	I'm a UX researcher, so I work in tech.
	Okay.
	All right, so guys, we're going to be asking Alexander some questions at any point.
	If you do not agree or if you're like, oh, this is not the guy for me, just pop your balloon, okay?
	Yep.
	Does that make sense?
	Okay, great.
	But before we start, what are you looking for in a woman?
	Well, that's a great question.
	You know, it's weird because I've thought about it a lot, but, you know, it's hard for something to come to mind right away.
	Yeah, someone who's a good counterpoint to me.
	So, like, I have my traits and someone who is the yin to that yang, right?
	I like people who are women who are creative, like, enjoy nature.
	So I'm a big nature person.
	Yeah, someone who is, like, caring and...
	Okay, we got one pop ready?
	And then red flags.
	Red flags.
	Someone who cares, like, primarily about, like...
	So, real quick, I just wanted to let y'all know.
	The reason why the girls...
	Because, keep it a thousand with y'all, a bunch of them probably wanted to pop the balloon in the beginning.
	They just didn't do it because this is the first guy.
	And they don't want to come off as, like, shallow.
	So...
	Also, you can also pick up as well what her type is by his responses to it.
	Because he didn't say anything bad.
	Yeah, he's too much of a nice guy.
	Yeah.
	So...
	And you can tell that right away.
	So, they're...
	This is the first dude.
	You guys are gonna...
	I haven't even watched this video and I can already estimate that they're gonna become more and more brazen with their popping as the show continues on.
	Let's go on.
	High of mine.
	Instagram stuff, you know?
	We got two pops.
	Okay, okay.
	Anything wrong, yeah.
	That's great, yeah.
	So they're acting how they really want it from the beginning.
	Gabby, and so why did you pop the balloon, Gabby?
	I don't like the outdoors.
	Ah, Gabby does not like nature.
	Gabby, how old are you?
	23.
	What do you do for it?
	I don't work right now.
	Okay.
	- I'm just a stay at home.
	- Party girl?
	- No, just a stay at home.
	I'm a dog mom right now.
	- Is she your type brother?
	- Is she your type?
	- Well, I don't know yet. - Pause.
	- Okay, well, I'll flex along.
	When girls meet guys, they're looking to disqualify.
	When men meet girls, they're looking to qualify.
	The girl meets the guy, okay, I'm just waiting for him to say something that I don't like so I can disqualify him.
	That's how women date versus how men date.
	Versus the guy, oh man, she has all these red flags, but she likes dogs.
	So we're not the same at all with that.
	Also, if Chad ThunderClock was going to go outdoors, she'd be cool with it.
	So, it is what it is.
	Yeah, she's just looking for something to disqualify.
	Look, guys, I'm telling you all right now, a bunch of these girls already had them disqualified from the beginning.
	They were just scared to pop the balloon and didn't want to come off shallow in the beginning.
	That's what I think.
	We'll see if I'm right.
	I genuinely believe as the show continues on, they're going to start popping the balloon more and more on random dudes.
	Let's keep going.
	Yeah, sure.
	Okay.
	And then, what about you?
	I'm not your type.
	We already know you're going to say that, but it was just mainly because I'm 36 and I'm really trying to go on Instagram right now and trying to like really make that digital money while I'm sleeping and stuff, you know, because I have the fans.
	How old are you?
	I'm actually 36.
	And what do you do for it?
	I'm a bartender and entrepreneur.
	What is it about Instagram that's like, it's not for me?
	So I don't have issues with anyone who uses it for branding, and I feel like a lot of people on Instagram, there's a lot of materialism and shallowness, and I think that's one of the things that I've struggled with in Miami, is that a lot of people are about appearance and the way things seem, as opposed to who they actually are.
	And I think people who are primarily about followers just kind of embody that in many ways.
	So I'm fine with people who use it for business.
	I might take the balloon back, too.
	I see his tattoo hiding under that shirt.
	I'm not going to undress, but I'll give you a peek.
	There's a lot of tattoos there.
	Yeah, it's full chest.
	Okay.
	So, we're going to have you, brother, ask questions to ladies because obviously this is to find your love.
	Sure.
	Something about them that you want to get to know them better.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So, what is a hobby that you have that you think, you know, the average other people in this room probably don't have?
	And we'll start here.
	So name age we do for a living and then question.
	Okay, my name's Elena.
	I'm 29.
	I'm a lawyer.
	Well, I write like short little stories of funny things that happen in my life, like in all the places that I've lived in.
	So I'm originally from France, so in France, in Israel, in New York, wherever.
	I don't know if it's really out of the box, but it's something I like to do.
	And then, yeah, and then I sometimes record it or tell it to other people and share it.
	Oui, oui.
	Cool.
	You might want to pace me.
	I'm just scared to pop balloons.
	Wait, that's it?
	They're loud, yeah.
	I get you.
	So I tell very vulgar and uncut and raw stories on my YouTube channel.
	Tied it up.
	Section 8.
	304 that's clearly fucking obese, saying, I'm just here to pop balloons.
	Guys, this is why so many guys are fucking passport bros now.
	Un-fucking-incredible.
	Like, holy shit.
	Here's a fun fact.
	She's 40 years old.
	She's 40?
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Fucking delusional, man.
	She was wild, bro.
	Holy shit, dude.
	Holy moly.
	All right, keep rolling.
	This is fucking incredible, bro.
	See, that's why I can't be on the top of the balloons.
	I'm gonna be able to compose.
	I'd be like, excuse me?
	Like, I'd be like, you're fat.
	There's a big reason why I'm not on these Pop the Balloon shit, man.
	But don't make it funny, though.
	I would fuck it up for the show.
	No, man, but, bro, she'd be gone in, like, ten minutes.
	I'd be like, you're fat.
	What are you talking about?
	Hey, man, Frank Castle, bro.
	You need to be happy you're even fucking here.
	Like, we're putting you in front of somebody.
	Like, this dude's probably a six-figure earner.
	You know what I mean?
	All right, let's keep on.
	He's in tech, so yeah.
	Okay, what is it, like, name and what we do for a living?
	Name, we do for a living, and a H. Okay, my name's Trinity, I'm 21, and I'm an OnlyFans model.
	She belongs to the streets.
	My hobbies?
	OnlyFans.
	OnlyFans, going to the club, being 21, like, all that shit.
	She belongs to the streets.
	Look, look, look, I'm glad that she was honest about it.
	Guys, let me keep it a thousand with y'all.
	Girls that are 21, 22 in their peak, right?
	Even if they're in college, etc., they don't have hobbies, man.
	They just don't.
	Because they don't need to.
	They don't need to be interesting and worldly and full of knowledge and be charming and charismatic.
	They don't need to do any of that shit.
	You want to know why?
	Because life is on easy mode.
	Guys come up to them.
	They're able to get what they want.
	They don't have to fucking put any effort in.
	All they have to do is exist a lot of the times.
	And then if they want to go to the gym and take care of their body, that's one thing.
	But...
	Bro, they don't...
	And that's the reality.
	Like, I'm glad that she kept it a thousand.
	This is the life of even mid-girls.
	They don't need to have hobbies.
	They just don't.
	Okay?
	Let's keep going.
	And we're going to play a portion of some of the Castle Club video that kind of relates to her later on.
	Okay.
	We'll continue.
	All right.
	You know, she was really honest.
	Too honest.
	For me, that's not a big issue.
	I'm just not a big club person, so that would be the bigger thing for me.
	Alright, here we go.
	Name, age, what do you do?
	My name is Jennifer Lopez and I am an administrator and I'm also a chef.
	Jennifer Lopez?
	My name is Morgan Freeman.
	Jennifer Lopez turned 55 today, I think.
	She posted a picture of her thing.
	Bro, and I tweeted about this shit earlier.
	Bro, how are you, 55 years old, taking a selfie, saying, like, typical bimbo shit, and it's like, bro, like...
	Like, is your only agency your fucking looks?
	And it is!
	That's what I say all the time.
	Like, it proves my fucking point.
	This woman who has all these music accolades, has been around forever, what does she fucking revert to?
	Look at how I look at 55!
	And you know what's funny about JLo?
	She's been in how many marriages so far?
	A bunch.
	A bunch.
	And she's still married like three or four times.
	That's tough.
	She's cooked, man.
	She's cooked.
	Yeah.
	And the other thing too is like, I literally tweeted that.
	I said, yo, you're never going to look as good as when you were 25.
	You go to the gym, do all the surgery you fucking want, bro, you're never gonna look as good as you did when you were 25.
	Sorry.
	It's a wrap for you, J-Lo.
	These old hoes, man.
	Fucking wild, bro.
	Alright.
	What's her name?
	There's a...
	Bro, she could be somebody's grandma, bro.
	I'd be pissed if my grandma was posting pictures like that on social media.
	I'd be mad.
	Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	I forgot the actor, but we'll move on.
	Ben Affleck?
	There's one girl that looks the exact same.
	I was dating the guy from...
	What's his name?
	The black girl.
	Dating a pastor, now dating the guy that got charged with the...
	Megan Good?
	Megan Good.
	Looks the exact same still.
	It's crazy.
	You seen her?
	Megan Good?
	What does Megan Good have to do with Jennifer Lopez, though?
	No, her look is the exact same as when she was in her 20s.
	Same look.
	Megan Good?
	Yeah.
	Same look.
	It's crazy.
	Still old, though.
	I know, but I'm just saying.
	Nigga, how'd you bring up...
	Okay.
	Because J-Lo's cooked, man, but she's not cooked.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Alright, nigga.
	It's fine.
	What the fuck, fresh?
	Yo, you're the king of bringing up irrelevant shit, man.
	No, I'm saying she still looks good for it, but she's not as bad as J-Lo.
	But J-Lo's just cooked.
	Alright.
	Alright, cool.
	This guy, man, what the fuck?
	My name is Jennifer Lopez, so I know your name's not Morgan Freeman, because at least I can find you on Google.
	You can't find me, so I might be lying or not.
	But I do have, I don't know, I have unusual hobbies, but maybe I shouldn't talk about all of them.
	But one of them is I'm on Instagram a lot.
	Like, unfortunately, I'm always, like, on Instagram, not for followers, but it's just, like, I enjoy reading useless shit, so I'm sorry, but I'm going to pop a balloon.
	Alright, she's fine.
	Maybe she's a joke for you.
	Name, age, what do you do?
	My name's Nana, I'm 21, and I'm unemployed right now.
	And a hobby?
	Journaling and going out.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Name, age, what do you do?
	I'm Natalia, I'm 37 and I'm dating pleasure and joy.
	What does that mean?
	I didn't finish yet.
	Yes, and I'm doing it with a conscious connection.
	Okay.
	I'm a dance teacher.
	And a hobby?
	How old are you?
	I'm 37.
	And where are you from?
	Ukraine originally.
	What kind of dance?
	Bottom, Latin and tantric.
	Cool.
	Tantric.
	And a hobby?
	I don't have a hobby.
	I have an addiction.
	Dancing.
	Last but not least.
	Strange, but okay.
	Okay, my name is Svitlana.
	I'm 32 years old.
	I'm a metal artist and one of my hobbies that usually surprise people like skydiving.
	I did it five times and my goal is to be certified some days.
	Wow, that's really cool!
	Okay.
	Alright, Alexander.
	So brother, here's a test for you.
	You've got to pop three balloons right now.
	Oh, wow.
	Here's your pick.
	Okay.
	And, uh, got you three.
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	Oh, that was loud.
	- Wow, that's great.
	Sorry.
	- Too old.
	- No titties are too old.
	- Okay, we got two left.
	- Three or four.
	- And then question for you.
	What'd you pop your blue?
	- No.
	- He's just not my type.
	- He's on a nigga, right?
	- You are criminals.
	- Yeah.
	- Okay, he's on a nigga.
	Got it.
	- Come on, man.
	- All right, so we got two left here.
	So, Noguerten, ask him a question that you want to get to know him better.
	- Sure.
	What do you think qualities we have in common?
	What do I think?
	What?
	We haven't come?
	Equalities.
	Equalities.
	Well, I like dancing a lot.
	I've been getting into bachata recently.
	So I love dancing.
	Yeah.
	It's amazing.
	Yeah.
	I'm a huge fan.
	I'm already getting like...
	Yeah.
	Hey!
	Am I going to see you live right now?
	Dance right now?
	Yes!
	Absolutely not.
	Dance for after the show.
	I'm learning.
	Okay.
	And then for you, Fran?
	So I actually saw you downstairs and you are much friendlier in the camera, I guess.
	So is this who you are?
	I want to know why you popped the balloon on those three girls.
	So typically, what happens is you let the girls go first, and then the guys go out there with their balloons.
	Okay, okay.
	Does he say why he popped those balloons at least?
	Um, no.
	Damn!
	I kind of want to hear his reasoning.
	I know it, but I want to see what he's going to say.
	Okay.
	He might be really nice about it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Alright.
	I think I'm a very serious person and a very silly person.
	Like, I'm from the Northeast and I'm not, like, smiling all the time, but in general I'm a very friendly person.
	Because on camera, like, I think you're pretty friendly.
	Yeah.
	I'm a very friendly person, but I look very serious.
	Okay, alright.
	What?
	Okay, this is down to me.
	I'm liking what I'm seeing so far.
	I like it so far.
	These two here are the picked.
	Now, brother, this is your last chance.
	Pop one balloon.
	No pressure.
	I love dancing.
	It's it's it's nothing about her I just feel like it's someone who likes dancing.
	I'm big in like ecstatic dance and contact improv and I'm imagining That's also your jam.
	So yeah, and then for you Would you go on a date with him?
	What'd you have?
	I don't think there was a lot of potential, but I wouldn't have said no.
	Okay.
	It's also hard after I pop someone's balloon for the balloon to be like, yeah, of course.
	No, I can be honest.
	I can be honest.
	Yeah, of course.
	Okay, so try to say an L choice.
	L choice?
	Well, we'll let the chat decide a little bit here as well.
	But question, is he yes for you?
	Yes, maybe.
	Is that a hard yes or no?
	Yes or no, be honest.
	Yes.
	Okay, is she a yes for you?
	It's a freshman!
	Let's go!
	How are you gonna say yes maybe?
	Yeah, she doesn't find him sexually attractive, that's why.
	I'm just like, I'm just like, yo, like...
	You know what's crazy?
	She's 37.
	She's old.
	She's about to be a menopause.
	You can't have any choices at that point, man.
	You gotta just take what you can get.
	I don't know, bro.
	That was wild, though.
	Maybe?
	Come on, man.
	Bro.
	But that's delusion at its finest, though.
	Fucking incredible, bro.
	At its finest.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	Step aside.
	So that's your match right there.
	And then we have some more balloons for ladies.
	And the next guest is coming in.
	Like the unemployed chicks and the chicks that are like partying.
	Like, ooh, no hobbies!
	He just popped that shit.
	That's funny.
	He has a good career.
	He's tall.
	What is he, like six foot?
	Yeah.
	Probably?
	Okay.
	Six two, six one.
	He's like, okay.
	He's tall?
	He's tall.
	Cool.
	Alright.
	Next guy.
	Catch.
	Yo, fuckin' bro...
	That's just crazy.
	The 37-year-old like, maybe?
	Like, bro, holy.
	Bitch, you gotta say emphatically yes.
	You know the worst part?
	In that normal setting, when you're outside, they don't even know what age.
	For example, they're 37, 30-plus, right?
	They go outside in Miami.
	They go outside anywhere here in Florida.
	They go to a bar.
	No one's going to really know their age.
	But the moment they find out their age, it's like, yo, like, you're old.
	Your standards are so high still at that age.
	Well, what I've realized is the older a girl gets, the more her standards go up, unfortunately, which is kind of crazy.
	That's scary, though.
	Bad.
	It's really bad.
	And then I'm single for the rest of their life.
	Yeah, and that's why they perpetually stay single, bro.
	Their standards go up as they age, which is kind of counterproductive, but hey, whatever.
	I'm the misogynist, though.
	Let's keep rolling.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	Oh, catch.
	Got the sticker from...
	Okay, he's from New York.
	We got a few more coming.
	Here we go.
	Okay, so that's the first match.
	Listen, Chad, I get it, man.
	You know, like, it's not really ideal for him, but, hey, you know, whatever works.
	All right.
	We need another balloon real quick for her.
	Do we need one more?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yes, right there.
	Oh, it's on the ground.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Here, you got that?
	So, brother, give us your name, age, what you do for a living.
	How you doing?
	My name is Love.
	Wow, already?
	Who popped that?
	A girl in the red.
	Okay.
	Now, keep in mind, some context here.
	He is a promoter in Miami.
	He's pretty well known.
	And remember, she mentioned she likes to go clubbing.
	The one in red.
	So you can kind of assume like what she popped in.
	Okay.
	She knew him.
	Yeah.
	She didn't know.
	We'll continue.
	Okay.
	I know he doesn't know what's happening yet, guys, but he's going to find out.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I have zero clue what's going on here.
	This is perfect.
	You're going to put it together yourself.
	Did he fuck her?
	Yes.
	I didn't even say anything again!
	I didn't even say anything!
	Why would you pop it so fast the moment he pops up?
	Yo, that's fuckin' funny.
	You really did Smash?
	Nigga, yeah!
	That's fuckin' hilarious.
	That's an L for her.
	Yo!
	That's like...
	She knew what time it was.
	Nigga, he's here?
	Okay.
	That's fuckin' funny.
	That's fuckin' funny.
	Alright.
	At least she's honest, though.
	Yeah.
	Is she gonna say it?
	Watch.
	Alright, alright.
	Let's go.
	This is fuckin' crazy, bro.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute!
	What is that, me?
	What did he say?
	Wait a minute, wait a minute!
	How you doing?
	My name is Love.
	Wow, already!
	What's messed up?
	Been there, done that.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute!
	What is that, me?
	You're like a ruthless, bruh.
	You're like a said, been there, done that, nigga.
	You know the fuck going on?
	It's New York in the house of soup.
	It's Love.
	Big Draco in the house, man!
	Bro!
	What the fuck is this niggadry going on?
	What the hell?
	Bro, hold on.
	That's not the worst part.
	Castle Club, bro, had the best part when all niggas said yo.
	Actually, I don't want to say what it is.
	We'll play a clip.
	All right.
	Continue.
	All right.
	They got crazy up in there, bro.
	Yo.
	Wait, you don't already know him, do you?
	All right, all right, all right.
	Okay, go ahead.
	My name is Love.
	My name is Love.
	I'm 24.
	I'm a nightclub promoter.
	That was the other question.
	Name, age, what you do.
	Why do you want to find love?
	Everybody does.
	It's just part of life, one of those things, one of those journeys.
	What's your red flag in a girl?
	Friendly.
	Why is friendly a red flag?
	Friendly.
	It just doesn't match my personality.
	All right.
	So if you're nice or friendly, then I guess...
	No, nice or friendly, I'll take different things.
	Oh, oh.
	Yeah, yeah, you can be nice.
	I like too friendly to niggas.
	Friendly means he's too flirty, too like...
	Okay, okay, thanks for laughing.
	Okay, so we gotta know...
	He's a nigga.
	Look, man, look, look, look, look.
	This is why, this is, look.
	This nigga's stupid, bro.
	This nigga's dumb.
	I'm just gonna keep it a thousand.
	Like, bro, like, no one's a mind reader.
	Like, you gotta say...
	And turn it off is when she's friendly to dudes.
	Put context to it.
	Don't just say friendly and just leave it there.
	Yeah, because then they're going to assume.
	Damn, bro.
	I hate...
	Yo.
	Oh, my God.
	This nigga's dumb.
	Fuck.
	Guys.
	Yo.
	This is what I'm trying to tell you guys.
	Yo.
	Most people are fucking stupid.
	All right?
	I need you guys to understand this shit.
	Most people, men and women, are fucking stupid.
	Bro.
	Like, in fucking credible.
	Like, convey what you mean and mean what you convey.
	Don't just sit there and say, friendly, with no context.
	No one knows what the fuck you mean by that.
	People are going to say, oh, that means you don't like people that are friendly in general.
	No, I don't like women that are friendly to the opposite gender.
	Oh, when I'm in a relationship with them.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	That's a very valid concern.
	Niggas retarded, bro.
	Stupid!
	Idiot!
	Just shot himself in the foot for no fucking reason, man.
	Damn, man.
	Niggas shit, man.
	Alright, keep going.
	Dude's dumb.
	As you guys can see, I just have a low tolerance for stupid people in general.
	Why do y'all think I don't be outside, bro?
	And why do you guys think I don't be at the club and I don't hang out with freshest friends?
	No offense, bro.
	My niggas are retarded, bro.
	I don't like stupid people.
	I really have a low tolerance for stupid people.
	It pisses me off.
	I'm just like, ah!
	You have 70 IQ! Ah!
	I wanna fucking hit him, but I don't.
	I'm just like, I'm just gonna leave for shit pissing me off.
	I hate stupid people, bro.
	Let's keep going.
	Holy fuck, this nigga's retarded, bro.
	Damn!
	What's going on, Bills?
	The earrings?
	No, we don't do earrings or beads.
	I love the name Love.
	That's awesome.
	I actually love your swag.
	Do you have cowboy boots on?
	Yeah.
	That's dope.
	I like that.
	But you're just too young for me.
	I'm 36.
	Yeah.
	That's fair.
	That's fair.
	Skip her.
	Is there some history here?
	All I gotta say is just like...
	It's a no for me.
	It's a no for me, dawg.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	How about you?
	I know him.
	We work together.
	Oh shit.
	That makes sense.
	I didn't even realize.
	Wait, you don't know who that is?
	I promote clubs too.
	He's just a friend.
	I'm not interested.
	Friends with no potential?
	Yeah, that's the homie.
	That's the homie.
	That's the homie.
	That makes sense.
	Alright.
	What's on the pop?
	He's cute.
	He's just not my type.
	What's your type?
	I don't really have a type, but...
	How do you know he's not your type?
	I don't sound racist or anything.
	I just don't like...
	This bitch is stupid too!
	Thank God she sits at home all day, so we don't gotta fucking be blessed with her stupidity.
	Bro, this shit...
	She got a type.
	Yeah, this shit's stressing me out, man.
	She got a type, bro.
	What's her type?
	You bought a Z. Oh, okay.
	See, okay, so typical female nature lying because she don't want to offend...
	She don't want to hurt his feelings.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Apparently.
	Dark skins.
	What the fuck?
	I'm not even a dark skin.
	Drink?
	No.
	I'm not dark scared.
	She is Drake.
	Kendrick?
	Drake?
	Like white boys maybe?
	Caucasian.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Wait, got it.
	That's actually what you got.
	Just so y'all know.
	I just didn't like the way.
	Like, yo, that's just an uncomfortable reality that a lot of you guys got to accept, like, Some girls are just not gonna fuck with you because you're black, bro.
	Sorry.
	Yeah.
	Happens to me.
	No, definitely happens to Fresh.
	I'm darker too.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There's just some girls, bro, that are just not going to fuck with you if you're black.
	And vice versa.
	It is what it is.
	Being white too.
	Vice versa.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But I would say on the other hand, it's way more...
	You're going to lose way more chicks being a black dude than you will being a white dude.
	What I do is what I consider, like, they're the most sought-after, at least in the United States, they're the most sought-after race by far.
	You know, because remember, guys, like, the United States is still a majority Caucasian.
	Like, you know, once you leave, like, major cities and shit like that, it's a majority Caucasian.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	I thought you could have been a little bit more nice or just humble about it.
	Yeah, I'm not that nice, I'm not gonna lie.
	Oh damn!
	What did it for you?
	I said he's not that nice.
	I get it!
	Nice voice finish first!
	He's just like a little bit too fancy and the attitude you can feel from the distance, you know.
	A little pretentious?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, any last thoughts about this brother?
	He said I'm good.
	He wants love, though.
	I love that you want love.
	No, all y'all are good.
	I'm disappointed.
	I saw some nice potential.
	We got a surprise guest here real quick.
	Just for the audience real quick.
	So, as you guys can see, the way that he's dressed, the way that he conveys himself, etc., gives a lot of street vibes.
	Whenever you, like, go extremely far into, like, a demographic, what ends up happening, whether you, you know, you have the rocker look, you have the hip-hop look, etc., you're gonna immediately alienate yourself from a demographic of women, but you're gonna make yourself more attractive to a certain demographic of women.
	Does that make sense?
	So, there's some girls that love that fucking look, that thug, gangster look, whatever.
	Like, there's some girls that love that shit.
	However, there's a lot of girls that absolutely hate that shit.
	So, whenever you're gonna go really lean into a look or an avatar, Understand that a lot of girls are not gonna fuck with you, okay?
	But the girls that do fuck with you are going to fuck with you, alright?
	So that's something that you really need to understand what you're trying to create your look.
	And in this case, this guy's leaning heavily into the streetwear, etc.
	The way he speaks, the way he conveys himself, etc.
	You can see that he's like giving really short one-word answers to have that more urban, mysterious type vibe, which I think is ridiculous, but whatever, it's fine, you know, do your thing.
	But, um...
	But just know that whenever you're going to have a certain look or a certain style, you're going to appeal to a demographic woman, but you're absolutely going to ostracize yourself from another demographic woman.
	So, let's keep going.
	Name, age.
	Where's she come from?
	You can call me Star, and I'm 25, and right now I'm just in school.
	Fucking stereotypes are silent every single time.
	Question for you.
	Would you date my boy Love over here?
	Do you want to date with him?
	No.
	Then poppin on me?
	The poppin on me?
	You didn't give me nothing to poppin.
	And I have a reason too.
	Wait, what's the reason?
	What was the reason?
	Because I'm new to Miami and one of my first times going out to like an event at this restaurant but I didn't go with them to another event.
	He didn't know that, you know, I didn't know how everything works out here.
	So I'm like, oh, like I'm just gonna go to that and I didn't really stay long and then I left and then he saw me and I had different hair because I switched my hair up a lot and he was like, oh never come to No, you deserve to be rude to because you showed up to the event and then you left.
	That makes him look bad.
	Dummy, the fuck is wrong with you?
	This is his job.
	This is how he earns money.
	Yeah, so yeah, of course he's gonna be rude to you because if you show up to a spot Right?
	Which I assuming there was probably some coordination, etc.
	He spent time to get you there, and then you're a dumbass, eh, I'm gonna leave.
	And this is what I mean when I say a lot of these girls are pretentious and rude and fucking obnoxious.
	Like, bitch, he fucking went ahead and organized the whole event, and then you showed up, and you're like, I didn't even eat.
	Well, it doesn't matter.
	You showed up.
	Like, the fuck?
	Yeah, typically in Miami, whenever you go to a promoter's event, it's their hosting the event.
	If they bring girls, it's their girls.
	So if you leave, it's like, what the fuck?
	Because they're getting paid per girl.
	Yeah, that's a fucking problem.
	I see why he was pissed.
	So yeah, he has a right to be fucking mad.
	This is his job.
	This is his money, dummy.
	What the fuck wrong with you?
	Just like the lack of awareness and like, what the fuck?
	It's the attitude, bro.
	Alright, here we go.
	Alright, let's keep going, man.
	I'm glad I wasn't.
	I would've been fucking tight, man.
	Doing this shit, man.
	Bro, you got more patience than me, man.
	I fucking...
	Oh, God.
	Alright.
	My hair was different, and he was rude, and I thought that was very un-gentlemanlike of him, so no, I would not date him.
	Because first impressions are everything.
	He didn't know me personally.
	And I wasn't even at his event.
	I was at...
	I was invited to the event from another promoter, but yeah.
	Alright, so...
	Wait, you gotta respond to this, by the way.
	Yeah, you're respond to that shit, bro.
	Just FYI. Listen, I'm from New York.
	I learned a lot in Miami.
	The number one thing I learned is outside of New York, people like to say that they like honesty, but in truth, people don't really like honesty.
	So when you confront somebody about somebody, it's not in the way that they like.
	You tend to be the bad guy.
	I'm cool being a bad guy.
	But he didn't confront me.
	He saw me at the next place because he saw me at the restaurant and was like, oh, never come to one of my events and not come with me, Ray, Ray, Ray, because I didn't walk inside with him and this other girl.
	But let's be clear.
	I do what I want.
	I go where I want.
	Nobody pays for me and get around none of that.
	So you don't tell me what to do, where to go, how to nothing.
	You don't run this.
	I run to me.
	But that's the mistake that most girls have.
	No, it ain't no mistake.
	When you come to my event at my table, I do run shit.
	But I didn't come to your event.
	But that's the problem that people have.
	You come to an event for free, everything is paid for.
	I didn't come to your event.
	Listen.
	Let me say something.
	Let me finish saying something.
	I did not come to your event.
	I was personally invited to this dinner party.
	With me.
	You must have been there.
	It doesn't matter.
	You're irrelevant because you did not invite me.
	If I pay to do my own here, I pay to do my own house, I pay to do my own makeup, I pay to get to the event, I pay for my outfit, I show up, that is me making an investment to make an appearance.
	It doesn't matter if I'm getting free drinks, dinner, or any of that.
	That doesn't...
	Bro, this is what I'm trying to say.
	Bro, these bitches are so fucking entitled, man.
	Like, yo, you're showing up at this place.
	These dudes spent thousands to get this shit set up, right?
	Like, it's across thousands.
	The dinners, the fucking food, the booze, all that shit.
	The reservation, the table.
	Like, because these are like ritzy places a lot of times that they host this shit.
	And then she's like, well, I came at my time, blah, blah, blah.
	Bitch, you're a nobody.
	Nobody knows you.
	Nobody cares.
	There's other girls there.
	Shut the fuck up, man.
	Also, there's limited spots.
	So you've been doing that and dipping is disrespectful as hell.
	Holy shit, bro.
	Like, this is what I'm trying to say.
	Yo, you guys think I'm crazy when I tell you guys this shit.
	A majority of modern women have I'm the main character energy.
	Alright?
	I'm the main character.
	And they don't understand that there's a whole other world out there, right?
	Of shit going on.
	Bro, I'm a fucking celebrity myself.
	I don't even act like this, bro.
	Like, if I get invited to some shit like that or whatever, I'm not gonna fucking go in there and be like, and just like walk out like, no, I'm gonna show face, whatever.
	If I said that I'm gonna be there at a certain time, or be there for a certain amount of time, I'm gonna fucking show up, whatever.
	Like, who the fuck are you?
	Fucking nobody, bro.
	This shit's crazy.
	And she came late to this shit.
	You know the worst part about this?
	I'm gonna tell you a story about her.
	I don't even behave like this.
	Yeah.
	There's a story after the show about her, but I will save it for later.
	Let's continue.
	Holy shit, man.
	Let's continue.
	It was bad.
	Acting like this, bro.
	Shit, it's crazy.
	Bro.
	What do we got?
	What's going on?
	Ain't no problem.
	Ain't no problem.
	There is no...
	There is no event...
	Wait a minute.
	I'm gonna ask you to say this.
	There is no event without sexy women, so don't tell me nothing.
	Okay, we're gonna end it here.
	I'm just gonna say, in Miami, if someone bites you to the table...
	Key word, women.
	Which means, plural.
	You're not as relevant as you fucking think you are, dummy.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Stupid!
	Like, she literally defeated her own argument by even saying that.
	Women, plural, which means you are not special.
	Fucking be happy that you got invited, bro.
	That's what I'm trying to say, man.
	These girls all have this fucking whole, like, this main character mindset is fucking ridiculous, man.
	Holy shit.
	All right.
	And that's their table.
	It's their rules.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	Simple.
	Thank you, brother.
	There's famous dudes that got money and successful world-known that act...
	Yo, hold on.
	Before you cut my camera.
	That was very interesting.
	This nigga right here has been in the news for a little bit, going crazy.
	He's her boy.
	He's cool as hell.
	And listen, one of my, I want to say, associates in business.
	Welcome, Zirka!
	Here we go.
	Over here, Zirka.
	All right, so...
	Welcome.
	Listen, bro, glad you made it.
	Glad to come super early.
	No, you're right on time.
	Right on time.
	Let's go.
	Okay, so we're doing Pop the Balloon, and it's ladies' choice here to choose you as their suitor or, for example, their boyfriend.
	They are amazing.
	They're so colorful.
	Beautiful lineup, right?
	So, Zerka, how you feeling, man?
	I just woke up.
	I need a Red Bull Icy and I'm ready to go.
	Good morning.
	Hey, yo, Zerka, tie your sweater, man.
	Yeah, thank you, thank you.
	Do you have any cocaine in the studio?
	In the back, in the back.
	It's a joke.
	It's a joke.
	Oh, no.
	He's supposed to be.
	He's already up.
	We're the boring girls.
	OK.
	I was talking about this.
	Totally.
	Totally.
	Before we start off.
	Fun fact, in Miami, Coke is a regular, dagular item.
	Like alcohol.
	It is.
	It's available for girls.
	But clearly he was joking.
	Yeah, he was joking.
	But it's funny because those girls will still do it regardless.
	It just happened.
	But go ahead.
	Oh, really?
	The ones that Svetlana and them would do it?
	They would do it, bro.
	If they're in a club, no one's watching, they can do that shit.
	I believe them.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah, they'll do it.
	Facts.
	It's because they're on camera now.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Ladies, by the way, he's a comedian, by the way.
	So just know his jokes, okay?
	I said I didn't pop it right away because he's going to say some wild shit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, that's good.
	Oh, good wingman.
	Okay, good shit, Fred.
	Okay, Fred.
	I got his bat, man.
	I knew it, bro.
	Holy bro, chill out, man.
	That's actually W Wingman Fresh, man.
	W Wingman Fresh for that shit.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, let them, like, uh, yeah.
	You know.
	Tell me, name?
	I'm John fucking Zerka.
	I'm their biggest star on the show.
	I got all my following from them.
	I'm a millionaire overnight, and I'm obnoxious.
	I fight on the streets.
	I do everything.
	Like, I'll protect you from, like, any guy who grabs you.
	I'll fight the guy.
	Like, I'm a real ass...
	I see.
	We need a balloon.
	We need a balloon.
	I like that.
	Okay.
	He's a protector.
	She's back in the game.
	Back in the game.
	All right.
	All right.
	Okay.
	So, Zirka, so you can start us off the fresh way.
	Yeah.
	I'm John fucking Zirka.
	Don't dance to the winner.
	Okay.
	Zirka, ask a question about themselves to get to know them a little bit better.
	Oh, I got to get to know them?
	What do you want to know about them?
	Okay, ladies, what do you guys do for a living?
	I like unemployed, don't worry.
	We're unemployed.
	Right now, I'm unemployed.
	I just moved to Miami from Washington State.
	I'm trying to start a boutique out here.
	Okay.
	Oh, that's cool.
	And your aspirations?
	None at the moment.
	Okay.
	That's so hard.
	That is so hard.
	Here we go.
	Me?
	What do I do for a living?
	I do OnlyFans.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Is that good?
	That's great, yeah.
	That's great.
	Oh, I'm Nay.
	I'm a cosmetologist and I am an OnlyFans model as well.
	My name is Ophelia.
	I'm 36.
	I'm from New York, the Bronx.
	Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur and I do it all actually.
	I'm also a bartender.
	I've had a boutique, trucking company, painting company.
	I just do it all.
	I'm an OnlyFans model also.
	Influencer, I have some subscribers.
	I got like three thousand something subscribers on YouTube.
	And you fight other women, right?
	I don't.
	You have never fought a woman?
	Yeah, but I don't like to fight.
	He's a fighter, by the way.
	Yeah, I know, but I won't fight with him.
	No, uh-uh.
	If somebody's getting on my man, I'm getting on.
	I have a question for you.
	Let's say he's out in a fight, right?
	He's losing the battle.
	He loses the fight.
	Would he still be there for him?
	Yeah, I would.
	I would.
	I'm going to jump on this person's back and just bite and everything.
	Do you want your woman to do that?
	Sure, yeah, sure.
	Okay, so Zerka, after hearing those professions, you're going to pop two balloons.
	Oh, I have to.
	Okay.
	So choose the girls that you want to eliminate out of this equation real quick.
	You guys have no dreams, aspirations, I like that.
	Just live with me.
	He's honest, ladies.
	I can't have a white bitch.
	I'm racist, I'm racist.
	I am not white, I'm Colombian.
	Oh my god, no!
	Latina, damn.
	I'm Colombian.
	Damn.
	Give her another balloon.
	Okay, that's it.
	One more, one more.
	I can't take rejection.
	Damn, Brooklyn versus...
	Damn, I don't know.
	Who has more money between you two?
	Probably not me.
	She's bougie.
	That's unfortunate.
	This is so much fun, dude.
	So unfortunate.
	Yo, what the hell?
	Okay, okay.
	Ladies, the last three remaining.
	Yeah.
	Question for Zerka.
	Anything you want to ask him?
	Oh, I missed how old you were.
	I'm 30.
	I turned 30 this year.
	Yeah.
	And what's your sign?
	Oh, I'm a Pisces.
	Bruh.
	What's up being a Pisces?
	Why is that red black?
	It's just the biggest red black I've ever known.
	But what about it?
	I just have a lot of experience with Pisces.
	The best manipulators right here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wait, wait.
	But it's true.
	This bitch, unemployed, overweight, saying, "Oh, he's a Pisces." He's a Pisces.
	I can't date this guy.
	Yo, that's wild.
	Low IQ. Wild.
	Fucking.
	I just wonder what that guy was actually your actual husband you just said no to because of his son.
	That's why arranged marriages are a thing, bro.
	Real talk, man.
	Hey, but hey.
	You leave these girls to own their vices, bro, they're gonna pick the worst people.
	But they have their own standards, so have it.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, we'll keep going.
	Have at it.
	Fucking incredible.
	If you look at the studies, women cut their wrists after dating Pisces.
	They can't handle the water.
	Zerka, are you too emotional?
	Yes, I am.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, I'm super jealous and clingy and sometimes I'm even abusive.
	Abusive?
	What?
	You said you're wrong.
	Okay, give me that.
	No, no, like, no, no.
	I let you do that.
	Alright, we want to live next.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Are you high on coke right now?
	No, not right now.
	But every other show I've been on...
	Are you doing anything right now?
	No, I swear I just woke up, and I'm down to get drunk.
	Do you guys want to get drunk with me?
	After this, we're going to club.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	When I say I'm physically abusive, when I say I'm physically abusive, I mean, like, let's say you're my girlfriend, I pinch.
	Like, I don't actually hit the girl, but I'll pinch you, you know?
	Like, what, are you flirting, or like, I'm angry?
	No, I'm angry.
	All right, all right, that's interesting.
	Listen to that.
	All right, so we have two left.
	Okay, so, anything you want to know more about him?
	Twitter.com.
	Well then what about him is calling your attention?
	Thezerkofficial.com.
	Join the website.
	She likes big men.
	He's a big man.
	No, I'm black from a waist up.
	She's going to love this.
	No, but God is fair, bro.
	I'm a beautiful, good-looking millionaire.
	Medium dick.
	We've got 6'4 medium dick.
	God is so fair, man.
	They have to tell girls so they don't get disappointed.
	Like, prime yourselves, right?
	Okay, Zerka, let's add in some numerology here.
	Oh, yes.
	When's your birthday?
	August.
	What year?
	2001.
	She's a Leo.
	Okay.
	We're doing Chinese astrology and numerology, right?
	Well, she has one energy, so you get it done yourself, you're argumentative, and you're a leader.
	I love to argue.
	Yeah, she's a woman.
	Yeah, she's a woman.
	Nailed it.
	My birthday.
	The day you're born.
	March 21st.
	The year?
	1984.
	21st?
	You're the funniest from all your friends.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, there.
	She's got three energy.
	Three is like communicator, funny, crook, you know?
	Okay, so knowing all this info, Zerka, one more balloon.
	Whoa, one more balloon.
	Who are you picking for your girlfriend?
	Right, right, right.
	Okay.
	Damn, okay.
	Damn, this is tough, bro.
	This is tough.
	Zerka's a natural.
	Okay, so should I ask them one more question?
	Sure, go ahead.
	Have you guys ever dated a black guy?
	Really?
	I gotta know what I'm getting into.
	No.
	No?
	I'm a racist.
	I'm racist as fuck!
	Yo!
	Okay!
	She's out!
	She got ass!
	What the hell?
	Yeah, nigga!
	I'm good at this.
	Last thoughts.
	Do I get a fucker now?
	Do whatever you want, bro.
	Get on camera.
	Okay, we can get some more balloons.
	Bro, order the blow.
	Everyone, who's splitting an eight with me?
	I got you.
	I let you leave.
	I think it's okay.
	You know what's funny?
	Where's Myron?
	He's in Milwaukee.
	He's doing fucking white boy shit.
	100%.
	I'm sorry.
	Guess what the best part about this?
	She's a little 18.
	There was no niggas in Milwaukee, bro.
	I'll tell y'all that, man.
	No niggas in Milwaukee, bro.
	Yo, you want to do some chats real quick?
	Or you want to keep going?
	Yeah, we could read some chats if y'all want.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yo, I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	Like, Zerk had that shit lit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I was like, he's a comedian.
	Please.
	He's a comedian.
	Don't take him serious.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god, bro.
	I'll read some of the chats and then we'll, uh, we'll get into this.
	And then, are all the girls here?
	No.
	No?
	Cool.
	All right.
	Oh, also, um, just to y'all know, guys, we finally...
	Go ahead.
	The affiliate program up and running for Pressure and Fit, Castle Club.
	This means, guys, you can now post links on clips and get paid for them every single time.
	And it's going to roll out actually tonight.
	We have everything up with Noble.
	So hit up Noble on Twitter and Mo on Instagram to get this up and running.
	Go ahead, Mo.
	Noble's Twitter is GreatKingNoble, G-R-E-A-T-K-I-N-G-N-O-B-L-E. Can we pull it up on screen?
	Be a lot easier if we pull it up on screen.
	Well, you gotta...
	Yeah, yeah.
	We'll pull it up on screen for y'all ninjas to message them.
	And IG the Maharaja.
	Man, you so Indian, bro?
	What name is that?
	It's an Indian Punjabi name.
	The Maharaja.
	Yeah, yeah.
	D-A-M-A-H-A-R-A-J-A. Yeah, this is Noble.
	Check him out, guys.
	That's on Twitter.
	You guys can DM him on Twitter.
	Or we'll pull up his Instagram here for y'all as well so you guys can go ahead and message him there.
	This is our guy for the affiliate stuff.
	So if you guys want to become a Fresh and Fit affiliate, man, it's finally up and running with locals, a.k.a.
	Castle Club.
	So you can go ahead and get paid, bro, and post clips.
	And people are getting paid right now as we speak.
	So guys, hop into that as soon as possible.
	Jump on in.
	Bills.
	Let's blow it up, guys.
	Let's blow it up.
	And then also, just so y'all know, we're having a debate.
	I'm going to be hosting a debate for Destiny and Andrew Wilson tomorrow.
	They're going to be talking about January 6th.
	I'll be hosting that tomorrow at 8 p.m.
	We'll probably have a Zoom call after that.
	So it's going to be a good time, guys.
	So make sure to tune into that.
	Council Club.
	Yeah, the Council Club Zoom call after that.
	It's going to be a good time.
	So that'll be tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
	I'm going to be hosting that debate.
	And then after the debate, I will host a Zoom call after with Cast Club members.
	It's going to be a good time, man.
	Tune in, ladies and gentlemen.
	What else we got here?
	Okay, petitioning to get married on our Let's Show, LOL. I agree.
	You should go on the show.
	Sure, but I'm going to hurt their feelings, bro.
	Because I won't hold back.
	I'll say what I really want to say.
	My day is complete now that FedReacts is back on track.
	A lot of chaos going on, Myron.
	Lots of things to cover.
	What do you think about Kamala taking over for Sleepy Joe?
	Fucking crazy, man.
	He addressed the nation earlier today.
	I didn't get a chance to watch the video yet, but I'm going to watch it after this show.
	Bro, I mean...
	Bro, Trump2024, man.
	Trump2024.
	We can't have Kamala be the president, man.
	The DNC is next month.
	I'm going to try to see if I can sneak in there, but we'll see what happens.
	See if I can get a pass.
	What else do we got next here?
	All right, these middle-of-the-day streams are a fucking W, big bro.
	Keep this up.
	Thank you for always keeping us informed, WCC. I got y'all, man.
	Because here's the thing.
	Again, big announcement coming.
	I might even have a trailer for you guys later on tonight.
	Stay tuned.
	I'm tired of the cuck-servatives, all right?
	And, you know, them going ahead and bowing down to a certain state and not necessarily putting America first.
	So we'll talk about that later.
	Suck that these idiots are using this to further their own political agendas instead of staying on topic.
	That's from ArmyVet43.
	The chats from earlier.
	Oh, these are the chats from earlier.
	Yeah, as you guys know, yeah.
	These congresspeople are idiots, bro.
	They didn't ask questions about the assassination.
	They asked a bunch of stupid-ass questions about...
	Cool.
	You want to talk about January 6th?
	Cool.
	Have a separate congressional inquiry on that.
	We need to talk about the fucking assassination.
	Ask the real questions.
	Can you look up who has that office?
	That's from BFD. Which office is that?
	Love these FedReacts streams.
	WMR for breaking this down.
	Everyone get in the CDC. And guys, these are chats from earlier today.
	From FedReacts?
	Yeah, from earlier today.
	Sorry about that.
	I missed these earlier because I was just so focused.
	Any thoughts on the body cam footage of that black chick getting shot?
	Of that black...
	Oh...
	Yes, I talked about it on my Twitter.
	Go look at it.
	We're on YouTube, so I talked about it on my Twitter.
	Think about this.
	You're not as strong as I want to say, Krillin.
	You couldn't beat Yugi in a Pokemon battle or Ash in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
	On some level, maybe you can beat Sailor Moon, but she got no ass.
	Watch out for Majin Mo.
	He'll turn you into a chocolate and eat you anyhow.
	Back to chats.
	Well said, my friend.
	Well said.
	Well said, man.
	What the hell?
	All right, you need to make some changes to the show.
	Intro has old studio.
	Maybe change that new guest in the new studio.
	Also make your promotional ads as a clip that you run real quick so you don't end up hard-arring in the ads.
	Hire me as your manager.
	I got good ideas for the show.
	I think that's for FedReacts, right?
	No.
	No, I think this is this one.
	Talking about this one?
	I think it means FedReacts.
	This is 8.52.
	Yeah, because we got the new studio shit in here.
	What do you mean?
	This is 8.52 p.m.
	Oh.
	Alright.
	Fresh, the Mandem need the ugly guy method.
	On the IRL, one second, there's a fight.
	The next second, Fresh has two things following him in the double R. Then Fresh disappears.
	W Fresh.
	Okay.
	Hey, man.
	You didn't see that, bro.
	He didn't see nothing, man.
	He didn't see shit, man.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, good stuff, Fresh.
	That was actually a good job, my friend.
	What else we got next?
	Okay.
	That's it?
	That's it.
	Alright, back to the reaction.
	This is interesting shit, man.
	It's fun, man.
	You know what it is?
	It's more like you're seeing Tinder in real time, but pop the balloon.
	That's what you're seeing right now.
	Yeah, you guys are seeing female nature in full display here with a bunch of this stuff.
	You know, notice how Zerka came in, was an asshole, not nearly as nice, etc.
	Stayed a lot longer with the balloons.
	Yep, and he got a baddie.
	Yep.
	So there you go.
	Yep, yep, yep.
	Alright, what's next?
	Did it actually end up going out?
	That, I will not see on camera.
	Oh, okay, shit.
	Okay.
	Let's just say there was out the party.
	Oh my god!
	Alright, I'm gonna get a fresh match!
	We got a fresh match with Zarqa, there you go.
	Number two!
	Good job, Zarqa, good job.
	Follow up that shit.
	Okay.
	Welcome, welcome.
	We have some more blues here that we need.
	Okay, everyone's good, okay.
	Okay, we're gonna get some balloons, and then we are going to pick this off, contestant number three.
	This is gonna be straight pass.
	This is just from Brookway.
	This is gonna be straight pass, y'all.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Let me get some guys' balloons.
	Yeah, we gotta line you up, line you up.
	Okay, this is gonna look.
	Not worried, I wasn't gonna pick them anyway.
	Yeah, boy.
	I'm having a balloon.
	Stop it.
	Yo!
	All right, all right.
	Wait, you have to smoke, yeah, yeah.
	You can have it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay, cool.
	I pop it.
	All right, yeah, boy, let's start with this.
	Okay, don't pop your balloon.
	So everyone has their bones, please.
	My name's Nelson, I'm 31.
	Yeah, here we go.
	My name is Nelson.
	I'm 31.
	I'm a podcaster.
	Okay.
	Alright, cool.
	Okay.
	And Nelson, what do you look for in women?
	What are the qualities you look for?
	Women who don't do OnlyFans.
	Let's start with that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Give me a huge favor.
	Huge favor.
	Women who don't do OnlyFans?
	Yeah, all kidding aside.
	Looking for some serious.
	Ready to settle down.
	Okay.
	And red flags.
	Um, women who just moved to Miami.
	Okay.
	Alright, so, uh, question.
	What'd you pop your balloon?
	Guys, in fact, we need some quack, please.
	Because he said he's looking for, you said something serious, committed?
	Yeah, no.
	Okay.
	Or?
	Fair enough.
	He's too much of an average Joe for me.
	I have edge.
	I need somebody to match my fly.
	Tattoos.
	A lot of reasons.
	He's ugly.
	I just moved to Miami.
	Oh, you're so mean!
	Go back!
	Go back!
	She just straight up said he's ugly.
	Mika, go back!
	Too much of an average Joe for me.
	I have edge.
	I need somebody to match my fly.
	Tattoos.
	A lot of reasons.
	He's ugly.
	I just moved to Miami.
	Oh, you're so mean!
	You're so mean!
	I need OnlyFans.
	This goes on.
	Yo, you know it's bad with ugly niggas on his knees.
	Like, fuck, man.
	That's fucked up, bitch.
	What the fuck?
	Hey, man.
	You over here.
	You dead, man.
	Hey, man.
	She still like ugly niggas.
	I'll tell you that.
	Anyway, let's move on smartly.
	A lot of reasons.
	He's ugly.
	I just moved to Miami.
	Oh, you're so mean.
	You're so mean.
	I need ugly fans.
	I don't know why.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hold on.
	My nigga, that was harsh!
	You know that little dirt meme?
	I've never seen it.
	The other thing, too, is that he's fat.
	Guys, let's just call a spade a spade.
	This is what happens when you're a fat ass, right?
	Like, girls are just gonna disqualify you off-rip.
	Like, bro, it's unacceptable to be fat as a man, bro.
	Like, fucking acceptable.
	And he's short, too.
	Oh, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I can see.
	Yeah.
	Alright, keep going.
	Alright, so, reason?
	I mean, he said if someone just moved to Miami, I don't know why it's a red flag.
	Why is it a red flag?
	She was looking for an excuse, bro.
	Specifically women from certain geographical locations.
	I should have been specific.
	Like New York, Chicago, California.
	Why is that?
	Yeah, I'm New York.
	Pause, pause, pause.
	They just have, they're used to certain...
	Look, look, this chick is fucking lying.
	The reason why is because she's not physically attracted to him.
	She just looked for a bullshit excuse to pop her balloon.
	Yep.
	That's what it really comes down to.
	This is typical female lying bullshit.
	She doesn't want to come off as adversarial.
	Let's keep going.
	Things and it's a cultural thing, you know what I mean?
	What were you used to?
	Fuck, man.
	And where are you from?
	If I was dressed different?
	Dress how?
	Like baggy jeans?
	Take the shirt out of my pants.
	They're too liberal for me.
	They're more traditional.
	I'm a bit more conservative.
	So, maybe you want a more typical Miami girl or someone who was born and raised here?
	No, just most of the time the chicks that are like in this part of town, Brickle and stuff, they're like OnlyFans chicks, we're looking for clouds.
	The other thing too is that, right, he has a shirt tucked in which shows how fat he is, right?
	And then he's dressed like an NPC. You know what I mean?
	He is dressed like an NPC. And yeah, bro, it's just not a good look.
	He's a normal regular guy.
	He looks like a...
	This is an average guy.
	This is an average guy.
	Bro, I'm glad that you guys are seeing these girls react this way because this is how...
	Bro, you're virtually visible.
	To chicks like this, bro.
	When you look like that.
	Just keep it a thousand with y'all.
	Not having, in particular, end up in a strip club every night.
	Yeah.
	Facts.
	Don't get girls.
	Facts.
	Keeping it all the way a buck with you guys?
	Niggas like that?
	You guys are invisible to a majority of women, bro.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	That's what it is.
	Cold, hard facts.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Alright.
	And he got no dress attire, like, swag at all, too, as well.
	Yeah, yeah, like, you're fat, you know, yeah, bro.
	His responses are hilarious, though.
	Oh, yeah, he's about to start cooking?
	He got no chill, he got no chill.
	I'm glad.
	Well, he said he's a podcaster, so.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	I'm assuming he's gonna start cooking here.
	Oh, then, like, porn stars and all that kind of shit, I'm good.
	Like, I just, I'm not.
	Okay.
	Never get married because I don't like OnlyFans, girls?
	No, because you're in Miami, dude.
	So everybody's a whore here?
	That's what you're saying?
	That's what you're saying.
	No, that's not what I'm saying.
	That's what you're saying.
	Everybody that is of the demographic I'm talking about is what I'm not interested in.
	That's what I'm saying.
	No, you're the same girls from Brickell.
	No, no, no, no, not girls.
	No, listen.
	Leave Brickell, leave Miami Beach, leave Wynwood, because all that shit is like the global phenomenon of Miami.
	That's not Miami.
	That's 5% of Miami.
	That was Do you guys think I can use the Yacht party as a business write-off since it's technically a meeting?
	I just got my Amex Biz Platinum.
	What comes with VIP? Kamal Harris gonna be the death of us.
	She gonna win.
	Yo, bro.
	Well, only if they rig the elections again.
	If Kamala Harris wins this, bro.
	I'm leaving.
	Like I said before.
	I'm leaving.
	Adam and Eve.
	She started with a woman that created the issue of sin in the world.
	And with a woman as well.
	She's a moron, dude.
	Yeah.
	And open borders?
	You guys can thank her for that, by the way.
	That's all her policy.
	That's scary, bro.
	That's all her right there.
	So you guys can thank the whole fucking migrant invasion that we got going on.
	You can thank Kamala Harris for that, bro.
	Can you replay that?
	I don't know what he said.
	The voice note?
	Oh, he basically said that he's going to be on the yacht.
	Okay.
	And Kamala Harris is going to be the death of us, and we can write it off as a business expense.
	There you go.
	Because it's technically a corporate expense.
	I recognize his name.
	I mean, sketchy, but we could talk to Steve about it.
	We'll see.
	We'll see.
	It is going to cost a bunch of money to get the yacht, bro, but it's fine.
	Like I said, our goal here isn't to be super profitable.
	It's to meet you guys, have a good time, and get some awesome B-rolls.
	It's a long-time casual.
	That's really what it is.
	I've been keeping a thousand with y'all.
	Fire B-roll.
	We want to get some fire B-roll.
	Let's go ahead.
	Long-time casual club member, too.
	- Any last thoughts?
	- Yeah, yeah.
	- Nah.
	- No. - Thank you. - Come on over here, twin. - You're good. - We need some more balloons real quick.
	I'm not going to hold you.
	Shorty in the red was so honest, that shit hit the dome.
	That was hard to hear.
	That was perfect.
	See, I like being blunt, that's honest.
	In the meantime, pause real quick.
	We can skip these super chats.
	Yeah, we can.
	The reality, guys, is that this is how just a lot of girls...
	If you have a very normie guy look, you're dressed like a normie, you're fat, bro, you're going to have a very difficult time with women, bro.
	You just are.
	You've got to pick one.
	Unless you've got a lot of money, but even then, I don't want you guys to be normal, like average Joe looking, and then have a bunch of money because then what's going to end up happening is you're going to attract girls only on that, and then they're not going to really fuck with you for you.
	And then you're just gonna have to be, you know, and that's another thing, too.
	So many guys pay for box, man, and trick off like, bro, you guys don't want to be in that box.
	That's culture in Miami, bro.
	Yeah, bro, you guys really don't want to be in that box.
	I'm telling you, man, it's a miserable existence to be a trick, bro.
	They laugh at you, bro.
	They talk about you in a group chat.
	They laugh at you.
	Yeah, bro.
	I've seen it.
	Yeah, they do.
	I've seen the chat.
	It's like, oh, this nigga's a trick.
	Da-da-da.
	Yeah, it's not good, bro.
	Yeah.
	And then, yeah, it's like the equivalent of, like, you know, when a girl's a 304 and you're like, oh.
	High school.
	Make fun of her, whatever.
	That's what it is when you're tricked, bro.
	You're right.
	That word gets around, and then girls really start finessing, trying to finesse you.
	What do we got?
	Double or fresh?
	What's up, man?
	What's up, man?
	What's your name, your age, and what do you do?
	I'm fresh and I'm old this year.
	How old, man?
	I'm old, man.
	How old is old?
	Old enough.
	35?
	40s?
	No, not in my 40s.
	Hell no, I ain't that old, but I'm up there.
	Okay, what do you do for?
	Promotion.
	I own a company And I do clothing line She had a question for you Go ahead No I just asked Was he old enough To be a sugar daddy Because he had his age Like it's like traumatic You need a sugar daddy baby I mean if you want to be one I got some money For a sugar daddy But I ain't old enough To be no sugar daddy Okay Alright So real quick You've been my boyfriend A little bit fresh For a while here Yeah Question for ladies That you want to get to Know them a little bit better Anything you want to ask them This is going to sound fucked up But I'm going to say it I genuinely believe this shit.
	I tweeted this shit, and I'll tell y'all here.
	I think, easily, one in five women in America, today, has done some type of sex work, whether it's being a sugar baby, dating a guy solely for him paying your bills, feet pictures, OnlyFans, Pay for play, whatever the fuck it is, one in five girls in America nowadays has done some of that shit in her past to some degree.
	I would add to your point and just say women that have sex with men and say, oh, my tire popped on my car, it's almost like you're asking for money because you had sex.
	Oh, okay.
	Indirectly.
	I guess you could say that too.
	That's disgusting, by the way.
	And then I would say if the girl's attractive, like chicks that literally are bad, 50% or better are involved in some type of sex work.
	Like, if she's bad, 50% or better are involved in sex work.
	Can't argue that, man.
	I'm telling y'all, man.
	I'm telling you guys.
	People can sit here and be like, oh, bro, that's just because the girls in Miami, blah, blah, blah.
	Well, bro, like, the girls that y'all niggas want?
	The attractive girls?
	Better yet!
	They come here.
	Yeah, they come here and then, I'm telling y'all, 50%, if not more, have done some type of sex work, even if they don't do it anymore.
	They've done it in the past.
	Yeah.
	I'm telling you guys, man.
	This sugar baby thing, it's way more common than you guys fucking think, bro.
	I'm telling y'all, man.
	We told you guys!
	We did a whole guide on this shit for you guys on using sugar sites!
	So, it's funny.
	There was a guy that watched our episode of Sugar Sites, right?
	He joined the website to see who was on there.
	Yep.
	He phoned a sister on there.
	Kid you not.
	Oh, he found his sister!
	Sister on there.
	Oh!
	Bro, that's fucking scary.
	She's in college.
	What?
	It's very common, guys.
	So you never know who's on there, bro.
	And here's the other thing, too.
	Don't think just because they got money, they're not going to be on it.
	Yeah.
	Matter of fact, there's a bunch of them that got money that are on there.
	You know why they're on there?
	Because they don't want to meet a guy that's a brokie, which I can kind of understand.
	Yeah.
	But still, I'm trying to explain to you guys.
	It is way more prevalent than you guys think it is a lot of you guys live in middle America Look, no way, that's not true because I don't recall in my neighborhood.
	They're not three or fours.
	Yeah You never know stupid, but they're going to fucking Nashville.
	They're going to Vegas.
	They're coming down here in Miami They're going to LA.
	They're going all these places.
	I'm telling you man You guys don't know fucking what the hell is going on man I would argue that if you look at it from the standpoint of seeing who's on there you'd be surprised who's actually on that website It could be a It could be your mom.
	It could be your girlfriend.
	And here's the other thing too.
	You never know.
	A lot of y'all, you'll never see them because they have their profile hidden and they have to message you.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Dude, there's been lawyers on there that hit me up, doctors, etc.
	And I find it funny when people try to say, man, they saw you on the sugar site.
	Nigga, we've been talking about this since like 2021.
	Stupid.
	You know, I'm supposed to nothing, retard, because we tell guys how to navigate that shit properly.
	So a lot of people say, I see the USA profile.
	And also, not pay.
	And it's funny because if we did pay, that would have came out Years ago.
	Yeah, we would have been exposed to that.
	Like, y'all niggas don't think.
	Anyhow, regardless of fact, though, sometimes you'd be surprised to see what's on those websites.
	And as a result, bro, like, you gotta be careful because you never know.
	I'm actually admiring somebody that you thought was pure, innocent, and she's been using that for years.
	Even currently.
	You never know.
	So, be careful, guys.
	Anyway.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Uh, yep.
	Let's keep going.
	Yeah.
	Where's everybody from?
	Okay.
	New York.
	I'm from France.
	Philly.
	New York, the Bronx.
	I'm from Iowa.
	I'm from Russia.
	Washington.
	Iowa?
	Cuba.
	What the fuck?
	You got a pop.
	Two balloons.
	Two?
	Off rip.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	Someone popped.
	I don't like New York.
	I was born in New York, and I was raised in Florida.
	I was raised in Palm Beach.
	All my family, all my cousins and everything in New York, and they mean as shit.
	And most girls, see?
	I love y'all.
	As a friend, I love y'all, because y'all are going to fight with me and everything, but y'all mean as shit dating-wise.
	Y'all, you masculate your man.
	What do you look for in a woman?
	Exactly.
	So Fresh, what do you look for in a woman?
	Give us two things.
	Vagina in peace.
	It's an ass.
	You definitely gotta have a vagina, that's for sure.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I mean, a good head looks...
	I'm a little shallow, so looks is definitely...
	Physical looks?
	Looks is definitely one of the main things.
	And then, I guess, I mean, I don't want you to be done with shit either.
	So, some brains.
	Stupid!
	I mean, most of them don't, but most of them, some of them do.
	I just seen you snap on him ladies question for fresh over here Any questions at all for him?
	Anything you wanna know?
	I still want to know how old he is.
	Alright baby, I just turned 37.
	- I'm 37. - I'm a Gemini.
	- Come on with my, sir! - Wait, what about Gemini? - What about Gemini? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - You're a master manipulator. - You're a master manipulator. - I'm a manipulator? - I'll get her at it. - Do you want to pop the balloon?
	You don't want to pop the purpose.
	No, no, no.
	Oh, we need another balloon.
	We need another balloon.
	You tell I'm a massive manipulator?
	If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you, baby.
	Not by my sign.
	If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you.
	That's just real.
	That quick flying and the good, too good of communication.
	I can't compete with that.
	That's why I know.
	I know people that aren't jumping out there are better manipulators than me.
	Okay, why do you pop the balloon?
	Oh, as soon as he started.
	I don't remember.
	You don't remember that?
	Oh, he has his tag on his...
	Oh, I forgot it.
	I'm sorry, my shit's new.
	Never in my life.
	Everything on me is new and there's no tag on anything else.
	I'm not mad.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	What do you think, bro?
	I mean, he's totally right.
	He's in New York.
	He's aggressive as fuck.
	You don't want to fight the woman.
	He's 100% right.
	You guys are like men's skill energy.
	That was not aggressive.
	That was not aggressive.
	What do you mean?
	We talk crazy, too.
	Put your hands around.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	So, question for Fresher.
	Are you looking to get married to have kids?
	I mean, this is my thing with marriage, bro.
	I'll give you the ring.
	I'll give you the ring.
	I'll give you the wedding.
	I'll do everything.
	The only thing I do.
	FYI, this girl's 32 years old asking this.
	Like, bro.
	I don't want to be an asshole.
	He's being nice, though.
	Yeah.
	But, yo.
	That ship is fucking sailed, bro.
	You're 32 years old, man.
	That's a fucking wrap for you, bro.
	That's funny.
	Yo, realistically speaking.
	Realistically speaking.
	Let's assume she needs a dude tomorrow.
	Right?
	She needs a dude tomorrow.
	She's going to have to date him for at least a year.
	She's going to be on his timeline if he actually wants to go ahead and get married with her.
	And hope.
	Right?
	And I already know she has high standards.
	She's European.
	What is she, Polish or something?
	She said Chicago.
	She's Eastern European.
	Which means he's got to make money.
	Let's just keep it a million.
	Right?
	We've dealt with Eastern European girls before.
	He's got to make money, she's going to want to be a provider, etc.
	So, you're going to have to date for at least a year or two, and then he's going to engage you, etc.
	By the time you're married and everything is settled and everything, like, bro, you're going to be like 35, 36!
	It's tough, bro.
	I feel bad for them sometimes, but it's like...
	And then by then, it's a high-risk pregnancy!
	Doomed.
	Doomed in America.
	She bought the lie, hook, line, and sinker.
	I could wit!
	I could wit!
	You know what's crazy?
	They're coming to Miami looking for a fresh start, but they don't know this is the trapper because no nigga would take you seriously that.
	Yeah, like, bro...
	And if they do, you don't want them anyway.
	You came to the worst city to try to find a serious relationship, you dummy.
	You should have stayed your ass in cold-ass Chicago in the Windy City.
	Maybe somebody would have blew a guy your way or some shit.
	Like, bro, what the fuck, man?
	These girls are dumb, man.
	You got a better option over there than here.
	I generally think sometimes I should start a Big Brother service.
	And I should just consult with women exclusively and tell them how dumb they are.
	Look, you're fucking 31.
	Just take the guy that you have in a friend zone right now that likes you.
	Just get with him.
	Because you ain't going to do much better, baby.
	That's a good idea, actually.
	You're going to lose hair again, Myron.
	Don't do it.
	You're going to lose hair again, Myron.
	Call it the Myron Gaines Big Brother service.
	I'm going to give you real-life good advice to help you find a fucking dude.
	Because your girlfriends, your fucking...
	Your girlfriends...
	The people around you, society, Beyonce, Rihanna, they fucking lied to you.
	You saw what Rihanna posted today?
	Y'all saw that?
	Yo, she posted some dumb shit about, um, at least my panties match my shoes.
	What?
	Yeah!
	I'm confused.
	Bro!
	Here, I'll find it.
	I got you.
	What's on my ex?
	These are the women that are leading our women, bro.
	These are the women that are highly influential.
	If you look at every influential chick, Cardi B, Rihanna, Sexy Red, etc.
	Meg Thee Stallion, Kim Kardashian, etc.
	What are they?
	Brainless thoughts.
	Don't tell them the truth.
	Hey, find a guy while you're still young and beautiful.
	Find a guy that is, you know, good to you, treats you well.
	He might be boring, but you know what?
	He's gonna be able to provide you long-term security and he'll be a good father.
	Don't go for the guys that have tattoos that are assholes and fuck a bunch of girls.
	Find a guy that is pleasant and nice and comes from a good family.
	They don't tell them this shit.
	What do they tell them?
	Oh, I need a nigga with money.
	Oh, chains.
	Oh, fuck it.
	And then they wonder why they're fucking crying at 32 years old.
	It's sad because at that point of getting what they don't want to hear...
	Like, for example, let's say you did a service, right?
	Drink a coffee, by the way.
	1775 coffee.
	Shout out to y'all ninjas.
	They don't want to hear the truth, though.
	Yeah, you're right.
	They don't want to hear it.
	They'll be like, oh, you know, I'm good.
	Or like, yeah, nah, I got some things going on.
	They don't want to hear the truth.
	They don't hear it at all, but...
	If girls listen to me, bro, I will single-handedly fix all these fucking relationship issues that we got in America today.
	It goes, okay.
	She goes, since I... Oh, there we go.
	Since I clearly won't be...
	This is the Rihanna.
	She goes, since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack until next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.
	And then she goes around walking in New York and she lifts her skirt up.
	You guys can show it on mics if you guys want.
	I'm so confused.
	Bro, these are the women that are leading on with me.
	I'm just confused with everything that Tweet just said, bro.
	What is going on, bro?
	Pull up all my bills on the side if you don't mind.
	I can send you the link if it's easier.
	I'll telegram it to you right now.
	Alright, keep going to react to the video.
	Is Chris ready or no?
	I don't know.
	What up?
	Oh.
	Ready?
	Alright.
	Um...
	In ten minutes, yeah.
	Ten minutes?
	Okay.
	We'll keep going with the reaction.
	And then we'll just...
	We have 11 girls coming.
	All right.
	What do you mean house?
	I'm going to get married and give you everything.
	I'm just not going to sign the paper.
	I feel like marriage nowadays is a business decision.
	A piece of paper is not going to validate how much I love you or not.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You got to bust inside, though.
	You got to bust inside.
	I want to tell her why she might say that, but I don't want to be me, but it's a joke.
	You're probably positive because you need your papers.
	I'll tell you the joke before I say it.
	You're beautiful, baby.
	Why is that a no for you, Alfred?
	I mean, it's not because I want to have official marriage, a more conservative kind of girl.
	So for me, official has to be on the paper.
	And a guy, he's like, oh, why would I have it on the paper?
	Because it doesn't make any difference.
	You're conservative now because you understand that you fucked up.
	Thank you.
	That's what it is.
	After so long.
	After so long.
	You're conservative now because you realize that you fucked up.
	Because, I'll tell you guys this, I promise you, 10 years ago, Woo!
	Liberal!
	Fan power!
	Yes, I am free!
	From my country, I can get any man I want, yes!
	Spain, Ibiza, Dubai, everywhere.
	She was a conservative 10 years ago, I promise you that.
	I promise you that, bro.
	Fucking, bro.
	I think she's Russian, I think, if I'm correct.
	Is that what it is?
	I think she is, yeah.
	Where Al Putwin, man?
	If it doesn't make any difference, why wouldn't you make a paper?
	That's the business side of it that the government makes you do.
	When, when, let me, let me, yeah, leave you.
	Give me all your money.
	See what I'm saying?
	And this is why I don't want to sign that paper.
	Give me all your shit.
	They want half.
	Most girls want your money.
	And I've seen that.
	It's a business decision.
	What does a piece of paper validate?
	That validates my love for you?
	I should be treating you.
	I should be treating you like my wife.
	You do everything.
	What I'll tell y'all niggas about Eastern European women.
	Yeah.
	I fucking called it.
	I didn't watch this show.
	I told you guys you're gonna have to make some money etc.
	Look at her.
	I need the contract We believe in America first, for her is money first.
	Facts.
	Keeping it real.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, pull up my tweet real quick.
	So yo, this shit came out...
	And I'm sorry, bro.
	This is L for Barbados, bro.
	Nah, bro.
	Barbados don't talk.
	Nigga, this is L for Barbados.
	Pull up this suite real quick.
	Shout out to Rihanna.
	She's cool.
	Yo, okay.
	Wait.
	Nigga.
	This is L, Rihanna.
	I like her, man.
	I call her Liana right now.
	Since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack till next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.
	Roll the clip.
	This is fucking ridiculous, bro What I have to take a fresh quote She got no ass!
	Hey man!
	Hey man, I saw something there.
	We got Bears First Nation right now.
	I gotta protect Barbados here.
	Listen, I don't know what this is, man.
	I can't even defend that.
	I don't know what that is.
	But we stand tall, man.
	Barbados on the back, man.
	Hey man.
	Rihanna need to do some goddamn squats, man.
	She need to run that gym tonight.
	She's on bread, you're an asshole!
	Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?
	She's on bread.
	Hold on, hold on.
	You know, besides this video, she didn't lock for Barbados on the map, so I can't argue with that, bro.
	Alright, that's fine, bro, but this is out for your country, nigga.
	What the hell is this shit, man?
	Hey, man, move the screen, nigga!
	Bro.
	Fresh, get your cousin, bro.
	Hey, man, let's move on, man.
	Get your cousin, Fresh.
	Fresh need an umbrella right now.
	God!
	You're not funny.
	When the sun shine, I'll shine together.
	Told you I'll be here forever.
	Then I'll always be your friend.
	Sticking out to that to the end.
	That's fresh right now.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll stand at each other.
	You can stand under my umbrella.
	You can stand under my umbrella.
	Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, go to the fucking gym, you dumbass bitch, eh, eh, eh, eh.
	I just told you that when it rains, you can want an umbrella too when it rains.
	It gets raining right now.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	He's like that Spider-Man meme.
	Like, he just tried to protect me out.
	I know.
	I just feel bad for ASAP, man.
	That's out for him, bro.
	She's kind of crazy, bro.
	Nigga, that's her wife.
	The fuck she doing prancing around New York with a shoulder ass and shit, bro.
	Like, come on, man.
	Why would you do that?
	This is a married woman, Yeah.
	Come on, man!
	Are they?
	I mean, I don't think...
	Wait, are they?
	I think they stuff kids together.
	This is still a L, though.
	Yeah, I mean, bro, I don't know what that is.
	I can't even defend that.
	I'm defending her as a person, but not that.
	Anyhow, let's move on, man.
	Can't even move past that.
	I should be treating you like my wife before I put that ring on your finger.
	Plus, without the ring, you have the power.
	She's like your slave.
	She comes to you.
	If you give her the power, that's like 50-50.
	What is 50-50?
	So with the paper, someone made a song.
	You know that song?
	Someone made a song about what?
	Anything signed for papers?
	I don't know.
	I don't know the song.
	She a gold digger.
	Oh, yeah?
	Do you often have a particular sex?
	Hell yeah!
	We done?
	No.
	What?
	What?
	Shit!
	Damn!
	What about me that makes you look like I have a particular sex?
	- Hell yeah.
	- I first meet them?
	- Yeah, 'cause you look like that.
	- Whoa! - Shit!
	- Damn! - What about me that makes you look like I have unprotected sex? - I am a nasty nigga though, but.
	- I am a nasty nigga though, but.
	- You like it? - That is not protected sex.
	He's like, what's a condo?
	- Give you a ring, the ceremony and all that.
	For the woman.
	To make you happy.
	To me, a ring and nothing don't mean nothing.
	Y'all do the ring and all that stuff for society.
	Y'all not doing it for yourselves.
	If you're really for yourself and you're really just worried about getting married, you would go to the courthouse and just sign the paper.
	But most of y'all want the ring, the wedding, the dress.
	Y'all want to go through all that extra bullshit.
	It's for the woman.
	That's a woman's special day.
	No one cares about the man.
	That's the only reason I'm giving to you.
	What holiday every day?
	When is it the man's special day?
	Father's Day is not even the 19th most best holiday.
	Remember this, man.
	Most women want to get married, but they don't want to be wives.
	Just remember that shit, man.
	That's the cold hard reality that you guys need to remember when you're going ahead and dating a lot of these chicks, bro.
	They just want to get married.
	They don't want to be wives.
	So in Miami, I'm the good fresh, he's the bad fresh, and that nigga can be getting hoes.
	But we can move to the guy section.
	You do too.
	Huh?
	Nah, I don't get no girls, man.
	Let's move to the guy section.
	Nigga lied to us.
	The guy's part of it.
	Nigga lied to us.
	On the video.
	And then...
	Oh, well...
	Do you want to see one more?
	I want Mara to see this one.
	Okay, cool.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Oh, Dewan.
	Oh yeah!
	Whatever y'all wanna show me.
	Play the one.
	Play the one's part.
	Yeah, yeah, whatever y'all wanna show me.
	Go ahead.
	That name be gettin' hoes.
	Shit.
	Yeah.
	Guys, I tell you guys all the time, one of the best ways to get girls, like, if you're a guy, like, and you're, like, your status isn't there, your money isn't up or whatever, one of the best ways to get chicks is be a promoter, bro.
	It's literally easy, Moe, bro.
	Because you have an implied status just off of what you do.
	Yo, her face already said it all.
	What the hell?
	Who's this random chick?
	Nigga, in the orange.
	Oh, she came in later.
	Oh, yeah, she came in later.
	Yeah, so we added more girls as time passed because it was almost like if, like, remember, when we get picked, you leave the actual, like, you know, picking.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	Yeah, so we added more girls.
	Alright, alright.
	Okay.
	This is the first I've seen this shit, man.
	I purposely didn't watch this, guys, so I could give y'all, like, a raw reaction.
	We are not.
	We're going to donate to the party.
	You guys have to break the law too.
	You can grab the boys.
	No, we're not.
	Our next guy coming out.
	Give us your name, age, we do for a living.
	Oh shit.
	Hey Adam, what's your name?
	What the fuck?
	Bro, I knew that was off rip, bro.
	Nigga comes in.
	This nigga looks like your uncle that shows up at the reunion party.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like, that's a wrap.
	Uncle Eddie!
	Comes in with the blue polo.
	Right?
	The standardized blue polo.
	Fucked up hair.
	No hair.
	Like, yo, look.
	Guys.
	Be very honest here.
	You niggas gotta pick one, bro.
	You're either gonna A, grow bald, or you're gonna fucking bring your hair back with some fucking, like, with some Rogate or a fucking hair transplant or something.
	But yo, I'm telling y'all, man, your hair, you gotta pick one.
	If you're starting to bald, you just gotta shave that shit off, bro.
	I'm telling y'all, you gotta just shave it off.
	Like, this dude right here, he's hanging out for dear life.
	That shit makes you look crazy, bro.
	You gotta either bite the bullet and do the transplant, do the transplant, or...
	There's no in-between.
	There's no in-between, bro.
	Nope.
	Because if you do this shit...
	You're done.
	You're fucking done, bro.
	You're done.
	Literally.
	You're automatically done, so...
	I'm not mine, so I'm brushing this.
	You're getting mine, we'll start brushing this.
	I'm not brushing this.
	Alright, let's keep going.
	Bro, that's why your shit look like trash, man.
	Fresh.
	Listen to his response though.
	And he's fat too, bro.
	Listen to his response, though.
	Just fucking hilarious.
	Alright.
	So, my name's Hector Garcia.
	I'm 35 years old.
	Wait, hold on, sorry.
	I didn't hear you.
	I'm glad that she said that.
	You look 60.
	Why?
	Because of his hair.
	He looks significantly older than he really is, guys, because of his hair.
	Bro, I'm telling y'all, man, either go bald or do the fucking transplant, man.
	Yeah, you thought he was older too, right?
	Guys, when your hair's fucked up, it ages you.
	Is it 35?
	Yeah.
	How old are you again?
	Yeah.
	I was shocked, bro.
	Roberto's 42, bro.
	Look, man.
	Guys, like...
	I was shocked, bro.
	Yeah, bro.
	You gotta fucking take care of that shit, man.
	You can't be out here going bald and shit like that.
	You just gotta shave it off or do the transplant.
	Pick one, guys.
	Roberto looks much younger, bro.
	I'm 42.
	He's a little older than me.
	Yeah.
	That's facts.
	I run a marketing agency for Fortune 500 companies.
	Oh, damn!
	You got money!
	You got money so well, we still don't like you!
	Okay, so we got one balloon left.
	I guess we'll start here.
	Why don't you pop your balloon?
	I think he's a little bit older than me.
	Yeah, I thought he was older than what he said.
	Say it with your chest, guys.
	We can hear you.
	Okay.
	Fair enough.
	Not my type.
	Look at this.
	All the gold figures saying they're not into it.
	Like, come on.
	If you're pulling out of a Lamborghini...
	I'm just joking.
	You can buy me some tits, though.
	I'm just joking.
	I'll take some tits.
	I'll give you some for some tits.
	He's got a Bentley, ladies.
	He drives a Bentley.
	You guys drive a skateboard.
	How the fuck do you not like this?
	Come on, man.
	This is to the comment that people say, oh, you got money in Miami, you're going to get girls automatically.
	It's not true.
	No, no, no.
	Anywhere in the world doesn't mean you can't get girls.
	A lot of dudes have money here.
	It just means that you have access to more fun, but it doesn't mean girls don't like you.
	Because if you don't look the part, they'll fucking regardless.
	Bro, look.
	This is what money does for you guys, right?
	Let's say you got some money.
	It gives you a few extra seconds to display your value.
	That's what it does.
	Like you got a Lamborghini or whatever it may be, it buys you an extra five seconds of an opportunity to increase your sexual market value to the girl.
	That's what it does a lot of the times.
	It gives you a way in.
	But if you're a dork, you're a dork.
	Which is why so many rich guys, by the way, FYI here in Miami.
	You know what most rich guys do here?
	Just pay for bucks.
	They just pay for box, bro.
	And 99% of the rich niggas here are fresh knows all of them.
	They all pay for box.
	We're the only dummies that don't do it in Miami.
	And also, here are competitions fierce.
	You got celebrities, soccer players, football players.
	It's the only way you get around it a lot of times.
	Like, just because you got money don't mean you can't shit.
	Yeah, so that's why a lot of niggas just pay.
	Yeah.
	They just look at it like, bro, I can't be fucking bothered.
	Like, every dude I'm telling y'all, man.
	I mean, I get it.
	I get it.
	These rappers, these influencers, like, these dudes that got money, etc., They're all paying for box, bro.
	Yeah.
	Telling y'all, man.
	Especially in Miami.
	Especially here.
	Why do you guys think like...
	Do you guys notice these random memos that are unemployed?
	How do you think they can stay unemployed?
	Somebody's paying.
	Paying those bills.
	They got sponsors.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	My boyfriend's probably watching.
	This is so stupid, man.
	This is their guy.
	You got a boyfriend?
	What would he do if he sees the show?
	I thought that was really harsh that they popped it before you said anything, but also the same thing.
	Do we have any balloons?
	No, nobody cares about what you want to say.
	This man's first First off, all of y'all ladies, you look beautiful tonight, but y'all being a little too nice.
	His first reaction to us popping the blooms was bitches.
	Sir.
	You're not physically...
	Pause.
	Yo, at least he has his real hair on his head.
	Fuckin' girl, bro.
	Yo, that's true, that's true.
	Fuckin' Shaniqua's always got the most to say, bro.
	Shit's annoying.
	She got the receipt.
	All right, let's keep going, man.
	This bitch hair is on fire and she over here talking shit, man.
	She got the receipt.
	Be attractive.
	Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.
	I can tell you're not packing.
	I wanna fuck.
	I don't.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	It does.
	It does.
	We're here.
	What'd he say?
	I'm physically attractive.
	Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.
	I can tell you're not packing.
	I guarantee you're your top head.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Hey, guys.
	You know why this nigga don't care?
	Because he be paying for box.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He does, right?
	Hold on.
	I don't know that, but guys that have money and a little bit of, like, I want to say, status in Miami, they typically just go to a strip club and pay for box.
	Yeah.
	So they don't care what girls think about.
	That's why you said bitches, because he's like, man, you know what I'm talking about?
	Girls that look like y'all bitches, man.
	Get the fuck out of here, bro.
	They're confident, too, and a little bit delusional in a way, but to them, it's like, I can just pay for it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's funny, though.
	A nigga cut the bitches.
	Bro, because he be getting girls like that, but he be paying for it.
	Like, bro, I fuck matter bitches to all y'all hoops.
	That's how he looks at it.
	Put it to the one after this real quick.
	Shit's fucking funny, man.
	Yeah, it's hilarious, bro.
	I'm telling you, bro, you'll like it, bro.
	I'm telling you, you'll like it.
	It's funny as fuck.
	No, I mean...
	I would have lost my mind being there in person.
	I know, bro.
	That's funny.
	Oh, yeah.
	Tyrone.
	Tyrone, yeah.
	Watch this one in real time.
	RP Truth.
	Alright.
	Here we go.
	It's perfect. - We got my boy in the building. - Jake, Jake, Jake.
	- Pop, pop, pop. - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, stop the show. - Do you pop that right away?
	Notice how this dumbass bitch is salty and wants them all to be salty for this guy.
	Okay.
	Because obviously she knows him, right?
	Okay.
	But watch what happens in this one interaction.
	I didn't even catch her pop it, yeah.
	So she wants them to pop all their balloons, but you're going to see why in like a minute.
	All right.
	Got my boy in the building.
	I think I see what's going on here.
	There you go.
	It's come on brother time.
	Age, read it for a living.
	Dewan, Age, N.A. So I do concierge and I do the clubs out here.
	So I do the VIP tables there.
	Alright, so I'll hook you up with the VIP table.
	This guy looks like you.
	Men, you guys, don't ever be ashamed to give your fucking age, bro.
	We are not women.
	Okay?
	Your sexual market value is not contingent upon your age whatsoever.
	So be proud to give your fucking age.
	Matter of fact, you got some grays in your hair, you want to fucking leave it out for a bit.
	Sometimes I leave it out, sometimes I fucking dye it, whatever it may be.
	Be proud of your fucking age, man.
	Especially if you take care of yourself, you got good skin, you go to the gym, etc.
	Bro, fucking, yeah.
	I'm 40.
	Damn, you look up for your age.
	Yeah, bitch, I know.
	Because I fucking go to the gym and I fucking eat fruits and I'm not a fucking loser like you drinking booze every week.
	Alright, let's keep on.
	Damn.
	Fuck the shit out of all of them, bro.
	You look like, what was that for?
	Jason Love!
	That's Jason Love!
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy, right?
	Okay, got the good-ass white teeth.
	These girls like him.
	Look at that.
	They're all condensating right now.
	Look at that.
	And are you looking for something serious right now?
	It depends.
	If it comes, it comes.
	I'm not a person searching for something.
	Give us two red flags.
	He's better looking than all of the girls.
	Are you sure you have steaks?
	You have steaks.
	It's a red flag.
	What's your sound fucking bad?
	R&J.
	An argument type of person.
	Red flag.
	Okay.
	It's a bad argument.
	Fuck yeah.
	Can't be a steaking ass.
	Okay.
	So you got to ask a question to ladies.
	You'll get them a little bit better.
	Okay.
	So let's go one by one.
	Left or right.
	I want to know your preferences.
	Amen.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	What do you mean?
	Like as far as appearance?
	What you like?
	What you like?
	Overall.
	Give us two things.
	Don't be doing her shit.
	Come on, start.
	Let's go.
	She's blushing.
	Give it all your shit.
	No, she's gay.
	PBC. PBC. PBC.
	Look at her.
	You're talking to me.
	Come on, right here.
	I'm sorry.
	Get you, man.
	Come on.
	Do you remember at the beginning?
	That's a weird reaction to give.
	There's some history here.
	She wanted to pop everyone's balloon.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Except hers.
	Not because...
	Exactly.
	She wanted her balloon only to be there.
	Ah.
	It wasn't because she was, like, trying to...
	It's because she wants...
	Female nature, guys.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Get your man, girl.
	Get him.
	So, like...
	He's got to go, bro.
	He's going to fuck all of them.
	He's got to go.
	Okay.
	Get your man, girl.
	Wait, hold on.
	Why'd you pop?
	Yeah, but I can just tell that she's interested in him, and I'm not really that interested She don't want to compete.
	Yeah, okay.
	Look, here we go.
	Guys, you guys are literally getting like a fucking...
	There's so many RP trues in this shit.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	All right.
	Keep going.
	Okay, so here's the thing.
	Let me tell you.
	And I'm speaking to her as a lady.
	You popped your boom because you feel like I'm interested in him.
	What me being interested in him got to do with you?
	You got to have confidence as a woman.
	Because you're a ratchet bitch and she don't want to fight you?
	That's the real reason.
	She's not going to say that, but you're a ratchet bitch and she want to fight you.
	She's like, hell no.
	You can have that nigga, bro.
	I'm cool off of this.
	I don't like him that much.
	I'm good, man.
	Have him.
	Fucking hair hat a hooligan, man.
	All right, let's keep going.
	Damn, Myron.
	That's the truth.
	He ain't lying, though.
	She's like, I'm not going to fight over this nigga, bro.
	Like, nah, hell no.
	Play the clip, please.
	Just because I think he handsome, that don't mean I want to fuck him or anything.
	I can just think he handsome, but you think I'm interested.
	You're over there trying to have a conversation with him.
	The fact that I'm not trying to.
	I am.
	There's a difference.
	I ain't trying.
	I don't try.
	If I want him, I can have him.
	Notice how she's arguing with the girl there.
	Imagine living with her in a house.
	Bro, it's insufferable, bro.
	Bro, that's scary.
	It's sufferable, bro.
	That's scary as hell.
	Sorry.
	Cause she's mad because this girl pulled her card.
	Yeah.
	That's scary, bro.
	Yeah, because girls know girls, bro.
	She keeps touching me the whole show, bro.
	I'm going to tell you what happened after, but go ahead.
	I guess she likes...
	My preference as far as appearance, I like more so a man that is dark skinned or has melanin.
	I don't really have a restriction on height, but you can't be like this or you can't be like that.
	But you know, my height and up, that's fine, or whatever the case may be.
	I like a gentleman.
	And I like a man with them eyes, and you got them eyes.
	You ain't no fuck.
	All right.
	Hershey, you was right.
	Hershey, start chocolate.
	Get your man.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Here.
	Watch your pop.
	Watch your pop.
	Keep your-- Fresh asking real questions.
	No comment.
	Oh my god.
	Oh, that means-- No, that means-- What did Starbucks say?
	What did Starbucks say?
	Do you want to go before me?
	Dude, why are you girls nervous?
	They're rattle.
	I think he's a handsome guy.
	I don't really care for his hair though Whoa That's a little racially motivated What the fuck That's crazy Right Zarka Yeah that is crazy She likes him the most Now we know Alright I just like men with leadership skills Like bro This bitch is 40 Fat Fake hair Tatter all over the place Ghetto as fuck And she has the fucking nerve to say I don't like his hair Bitch, at least his hair is real!
	And it's his!
	The fuck, man?
	Alright, keep going.
	It's fucking crazy, bro.
	Cloud World shit, man.
	I like a man that can lead, a boss type of man, you know, because I'm very much of a sort of, yeah, because I've been pretty much independent my whole life, so, you know.
	Damn, never had good dick, never had good dick, that's for sure.
	All right, let's hear it.
	What are you, anything about him or what are you looking for in the guy?
	I'm looking for a protector.
	Where are you from?
	You have an accent.
	You're Russian?
	You're Putin, what the fuck?
	KGB pussy in the chat, let's go.
	Let's go.
	I'm looking for a protector and provider.
	I'm more about conservative kind of type of family stuff, so yeah.
	You want the man to lead in a traditional role?
	Okay, all right.
	What are you looking for?
	Okay, I need a secure man, alpha man, but I don't like my man being outside because I'm not outside.
	You know what's crazy about this girl?
	She's very good looking, by the way.
	Is she?
	I saw her...
	Outside after this!
	Oh really?
	Bro, I promise you, when it comes on a girl, she's gonna say the most nice, sincere things to appeal to the audience.
	Bro, I just could tell from the way that she conveys herself that she'd be in the clubs.
	Man, she was in the club for sure.
	You could tell, bro.
	And then I saw her again the other night.
	I'm like, bro, you outside, man.
	You're a fucking liar, bro.
	I know your roommate.
	Come on, man.
	And yo, here's another thing, too.
	Come on, man.
	Bitch, him being outside isn't the same as you being outside.
	Facts.
	Get the fuck out of here, bro.
	Facts.
	God damn, these people are stupid.
	Facts.
	Like, yo, some dude on Twitter earlier today had to fuck...
	You know, I'll pull up the tweet here in a second, but go ahead.
	Continue.
	I don't want to derail the tweet.
	You're outside!
	I'll send you at 11!
	You gotta fool me, bro.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Hold This is a perfect example of like girls thinking that men and women are equal in this blank slate equalism bullshit that a lot of these feminists believe in.
	Pull up the tweet that I just pulled up, that I had real quick, because this guy tried to fucking use this shit earlier on X, and I was like, I had to just call him out, like, bro, you're a fucking loser.
	And any guy, and just so y'all know, any man that has this blank slate equalism mindset, even if you're a woman watching this shit, you need to run far away.
	You wanna know why?
	Because when it's time for him to protect or provide for you, you know what he's gonna say?
	We're equal, you pay your half, etc.
	Any guy that believes in equality between the genders, you need to run away from, whether you're a man or a woman.
	It's a problem.
	Because he's going to look to you to also defend him at times, which is a fucking problem, alright?
	Let's pull up this tweet real fast.
	So, this guy says, Trump has five kids by three different women.
	Imagine what Republicans would say if Kamala had five kids with three different men.
	Uh, sir!
	That assumes that men and women are equal, and the whole blank slate equalism fucking fallacy, which we've debunked on this show many times.
	And I just simply respond to this, saying...
	A promiscuous man is doing something, or S, plural, right.
	A promiscuous woman is doing a lot of things wrong.
	Men and women are not blank slate equals, and this is what liberals always get wrong.
	Okay?
	Because having this worldview that we are equal, you're outside, I don't want my man outside because I'm not outside.
	Bitch, he could be outside because he's a man.
	You don't be outside because you've got to preserve your value.
	Okay?
	And also, her body, her choice.
	Like, she can't control if she has abortion or not.
	He can't control how many kids he has with a woman.
	It's her choice.
	It's not the same, bro.
	It's not the same at all.
	Not at all.
	And this goes for both.
	Because there's, amazingly, there's a lot of women that watch the show, surprisingly.
	I didn't fucking realize.
	Yeah.
	A bunch of girls that came up to me at the RNC saying they fucking watched the pod.
	But, of course, at a Republican National Convention, so, of course, they watched the podcast.
	Yeah.
	So I will say this.
	For all the men that are watching, any guy that says, oh, I believe in politicalism, leave that guy.
	He's a pussy.
	He doesn't understand that he's supposed to be a leader.
	Or he's lying.
	Or he's lying, which is even worse.
	Leave that guy.
	He's a politically correct pussy, right?
	If you, women, if you meet a guy and he believes that men and women are equal and he believes there's a blank slate of equalism, run away.
	He's gonna expect you to go half and half on the bills.
	He's gonna not feel it's his duty to protect you in times of peril.
	Leave those guys.
	Anybody that believes in equality in the relationship between men and women doesn't live in the real world.
	Yeah, they don't.
	It doesn't understand inherent biological differences.
	Leave that individual.
	They are low IQ. Anyway, carry on.
	I'll watch it.
	He said he doesn't watch you.
	How does that make you feel?
	How does it make you feel?
	I think she spoke her piece.
	We got two balloons left.
	You got to pop one balloon.
	Right now?
	Right now.
	On the spot.
	And you can grab any girl right now.
	Have you ever been married?
	Nah.
	Do you have any kids?
	Yeah.
	How many?
	Two.
	How many mothers?
	Two.
	Damn.
	Are they past age 10?
	No.
	There we are.
	What the?
	Legitimate questions, legitimate questions.
	I think he popped Russia because she's too old.
	Is that why?
	Probably, yeah.
	Okay, that's your boy, so I'm assuming.
	Okay, keep going.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What?
	She's like, this one.
	I'm gonna let a guy, like, would just rather, I don't know, not have no older kids at least.
	Yeah, but you're 39 though.
	30s only kids as well.
	How old are your kids?
	16.
	16?
	They're watching the show.
	Your time is second.
	Yeah, I think she has something.
	Listen, listen.
	She's cool.
	She makes content with her kids on social media.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Wait, who does?
	The lady in the orange outfit with the tattoos.
	Isn't that bitch on OnlyFans too?
	Yes.
	She makes content with her kids.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy, bro.
	And it's disqualifying him for having two kids.
	Can we get another fail button?
	We are doomed.
	That's the buddy's mother.
	Well...
	If you guys don't want to deal with old-ass chicks like that that got kids, come on to our yacht party because we're definitely not going to let those chicks on.
	Facts.
	Yacht party, guys, coming out August 10th, man.
	Go ahead and make sure to tune in.
	It's going to be fucking lit.
	9 p.m.
	to 1 a.m.?
	9 p.m., 1 a.m., open bar, free food.
	200-plus girls are going to probably be there.
	We're only going to have 100, 150 spots for the guys.
	Come on over.
	$9.98 is the price point.
	You will never find a yacht party that fucking cheap in Miami.
	We're giving it to you guys at a great rate because we were able to get a bigger yacht.
	Yep.
	Yacht's going to be 135 plus, three stories.
	It's going to be fucking lit.
	It's going to be a good time.
	It's a brand new yacht, by the way.
	We'll have pictures for you guys July 28th, by the way.
	Coming in.
	When it actually comes out.
	It's literally being built as we speak.
	So, it's going to be a fucking good time, guys.
	And we're going to IRL stream some of the yachts, too, as well.
	Yes, we're going to IRL stream it.
	So, come on.
	$9.98, guys.
	Great price point.
	And VIP, I think we've got one more spot left.
	We're going to be giving a Rolex giveaway.
	And at the party.
	Party after.
	Hang out with Fresh, and you're going to be able to hang out with us in the studio.
	So join in, guys.
	Get in there.
	Yacht Party right now.
	Website is right there, ffpod.org.
	Get in there, and come to the Yacht Party, man.
	It's going to be a fucking good-ass time.
	We're not going to have crazy old chicks like that that have kids.
	We're going to bring you guys...
	Young, hot chicks that don't have kids.
	Maybe one.
	There you go.
	Let's keep going.
	This is a nigga, man.
	Anything for her?
	Any questions at all?
	She's so fine.
	What do you rate her out of 10?
	She's like, wow.
	Don't rate me out of 10.
	I'm saying, I'm way past the 10 scale.
	Naturally beautiful.
	You don't know about that.
	I need validation from you.
	You ain't him, boo.
	You ain't got enough melanin to me.
	Yes, I do.
	You ain't got enough melanin to even be...
	I'm the blackest man here.
	That's for her?
	Yes.
	You got your man.
	It's a French man, girl.
	It's a French man.
	Let's fucking get your man, girl.
	We go together.
	You got her.
	Look at Frances' face.
	It's shook.
	I'm going to say no.
	Wow.
	Wow, he did good.
	I didn't know he gets to go back there and touch them.
	Yeah, I see.
	She told me.
	It's okay.
	Miss Russia's out.
	She's gonna go conquer.
	She's like, oh, this isn't working out.
	I don't need to leave anyway.
	Someone's gonna leave.
	I'm gonna leave now.
	I'm like, alright, you can leave then.
	We're not talking at all.
	Yo, like, bro, she just left early just because, like, Philly's got her shit?
	Listen, I get it, but then it's like, yo, like, why are you even coming in the first place?
	So...
	Anyway, that's why she's single, bro.
	She has a legitimate opportunity to meet somebody.
	This is the best part coming right now.
	Mo, were you able to find that episode for me and then the beginning part?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but okay.
	No, we're showing the castle club part that only those guys saw when they came in front of one of the girls.
	Oh, okay.
	Yes.
	Let's join in the cast club, by the way.
	They just...
	Someone put clips over there.
	Huh?
	No, I didn't...
	I think it's at the third time.
	Hold on.
	Really?
	It's like a Chris taking a deep breath just for walking.
	Well...
	Well, Chris, well...
	Nigga, we're running?
	We're running?
	No, I was sighing.
	Oh, he was sighing?
	Okay, he was sighing.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay.
	It's a minor situation.
	Okay.
	Ah.
	It's a very minor one.
	Okay, cool.
	All right.
	Very minor one.
	That's funny.
	All right, cool.
	We got this.
	Okay, so I'll just kind of brief you a little bit.
	So remember there was a girl that most people might have thought was a little bit more outside.
	She was basically confronted by them saying, yeah, like, we know who you are.
	We know you very well.
	Oh, so just funny as hell.
	Okay.
	For the members.
	All right, so we'll play this clip right here.
	We're making sure it's the castle club part.
	It should be.
	And then we're going to do after hours with the girls coming up.
	Chris, are we ready to go?
	Chris, what time?
	We are ready to go?
	It looks like it's the right part.
	Fair use, fair use.
	So this time we...
	Okay, so now the girls are picking or some shit?
	The guys have balloons and then the girls are going to be coming up one by one.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	I don't know, because...
	Put it back a little bit more.
	A little bit more.
	More.
	More.
	Yeah, that's good.
	Bring that first girl out, man.
	We ain't gonna do too much talking.
	Bring that first girl out.
	Get my pin ready, nigga!
	Get my pin ready, nigga!
	Get my pin ready!
	All right, that was the first lady, yeah.
	Guys, guys, by the way, y'all party, August 10th.
	August 10th.
	And it's gonna be from 9 p.m.
	to 1 a.m.
	Fresh and Fit.
	Castle Club party exclusive.
	We're going to have over 150 girls on there.
	And my boy Fresh, you're coming, right?
	You better come, nigga.
	You won't be there, man.
	His party's on y'alls would be crazy, by the way.
	Ours, too.
	Who's that first?
	And to book the y'all party, FF5.org.
	- Okay.
	- Okay. - Dang. - Dang. - Dang. - You didn't even talk to me.
	- Oh, shit. - This circle. - This circle.
	- Oh, shit. - Facial.
	- We've done introductions, but we have not heard. - Name, age, and what you do for a living.
	- Uh. - You think you sure already said that shit. - My name's Trinity.
	My age is 21 and I do OnlyFans.
	So now we're gonna do, see?
	Wait a second, guys.
	Come on, man.
	Y'all fucked up popping the balloon because she'll probably let y'all hit on the first date.
	Oh!
	Goddamn, nigga.
	He tried to get a repeat, I guess.
	We're gonna do this in order here.
	What the fuck?
	Yo, that's wild, right?
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Yo, what the fuck, bro?
	Oh man, everybody gets sick again after this episode, man.
	What am I looking for?
	I don't know.
	She's shook.
	What are you looking for?
	Nice...
	I don't know...
	Fuck, like...
	Red flags.
	Stop, okay, I need to stop saying fuck.
	Red flags.
	Promoter.
	This reminds me of a meme with the girl and the four black guys on the couch.
	She's a promoter, what else?
	Promoter, like, fucking, like...
	I don't know.
	Do you know what you want?
	And what you don't want?
	She's the one.
	She's the one.
	Do you know what you want?
	Not really.
	Okay, she doesn't know what she wants.
	Well, maybe you might find it here.
	Okay, so let's start here.
	What the fuck?
	We're going to do questions for her.
	Anything you want to ask her?
	Okay, close out of breath after that one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Pause, pause, pause.
	So we're going to end it here.
	Yeah.
	Because what happened next is not for YouTube.
	And you go watch the rest on Castle Club.
	Oh, shit.
	We'll do the after hours coming up.
	Damn, what the fuck?
	I'm out of sight up.
	I know, nigga.
	What the fuck, man?
	Bro, we can't give you the discount, though.
	The $17 discount.
	Yo, you got to join through one of the affiliate links from our Clippers.
	There you go.
	Let me help us as well.
	And you might actually, Myron, if you sign up, you might actually go to the layout party.
	Ooh!
	Oh, shit, yeah!
	I got paid for my whole shit.
	Oh, no, no.
	Listen, I got paid for getting a yacht, though.
	Yeah, but you ain't got a wig, though.
	I got the most expensive entrance fee.
	Oh, shit.
	I got the most expensive entrance fee.
	You think you pay $9.98, but I got to pay way more than that.
	Think about that.
	Actually, I just thought about that.
	What the fuck, man?
	Yeah, it's fucked up.
	I know.
	Yo, it's my yacht party, and I'm paying the most to go to my yacht party.
	Is that shit crazy?
	That's life for you.
	We're actually paying the biggest entrance fee, man.
	I know, bro.
	This is fucked up, bro.
	I know.
	Because I'll tell y'all this, this y'all was not fucking cheap, bro.
	At all.
	Holy.
	Damn, man.
	I'm paying the most so y'all niggas can pay a cheaper price, man.
	Fuck y'all, man.
	This is what it is, bro.
	You got some of my chats here, Bills?
	And then Mo and Bills go for free!
	This shit bullshit!
	Oh yeah, you are!
	These niggas go for free!
	Chris too!
	We working though!
	Chris!
	We working though!
	Nah, nah!
	Chris is gonna drink all the alcohol, eat all the food, and take some home for dinner.
	Facts!
	Fuck that shit!
	Nah, Chris charge y'all niggas too, man.
	This is bullshit, bro.
	We working, we doing the IRL stream in the background and stuff.
	You feel me?
	Yeah.
	No, guys saying that you are profiting though.
	Guys, we're not going to profit as much as y'all think, man.
	Trust me.
	I mean, it's going to be fantastic.
	Hopefully we get some profit, but we're not going to profit as much as, you know.
	Well, how do I say this nicely?
	We would want to.
	For it to make super, super financial sense, we should be profiting way fucking more.
	But we're doing it mostly because we want B-roll, want to meet y'all, better price point, etc.
	So that's what it is.
	Yep.
	But yeah, we want the awesome B-roll.
	What else?
	We want the awesome B-roll.
	We want to show you guys having a good time and everything else like that.
	Myron, how much did you pay for your transplant?
	$10,000, guys.
	Fresh, please don't let these whores hijack the show.
	This is your show, not theirs.
	Yeah, I know.
	What do you mean, bro?
	He did a great job hosting.
	What are you talking about?
	It's because I let them talk at the very end in Castle Club a little bit more.
	And I'm like, bro, it's Castle Club, man.
	You know, they could talk their shit a little bit.
	It's fine.
	Hey, gents.
	An off-topic question here.
	I have a BTM machine through Paul Alex.
	It's placed at a smoke shop.
	Turned out Smoke Shop was selling a lot of illegal drugs.
	Shop got raided by the police.
	They basically trashed my BTM in the raid.
	I want to know how I could get them, the PD, to buy my damn machine.
	What would process be if no...
	Or have any advice on the situation you have to together get to else for Support by the way, bro hit them up like they'll help you out with that shit man.
	That's a crazy experience though, bro.
	Holy shit If you want bro, just put tag fashion fit and they can put a shit on the smoke shop.
	That's crazy Tag fashion fit in the email or subject matter and they should respond faster Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if they don't got a king, let me know and I'll hit up Paul and we'll hit him directly Yeah, we'll hit him up directly for you because they'll take care of you for that shit, bro.
	Yeah, they should at least Myron, do you know any Border Patrol agents, active or inactive?
	I'd be really cool to get an insight on a career like that for Money Monday since you mentioned that.
	They make good money.
	Yeah, actually, I have a good friend that's a former Border Patrol agent.
	I can get him on.
	That'd be cool.
	Yeah, he used to be Border Patrol.
	Yeah.
	Let me text that right now for y'all.
	And yes, we're doing After Hours tonight as well.
	Yeah, we are doing After Hours, guys.
	I'll literally text them right now for you.
	Myron, do you think the Trump Project 2025 is real or a distraction?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Trump 2025 is real?
	No, Trump doesn't want to do Project 2025, guys.
	He's denounced it like four or five times now at this point, which I think Project 2025, just so y'all know, by the way, my stance on it's fucking based.
	So I like it, but it kind of sucks that Trump is denouncing it.
	But he doesn't want to...
	Guys, he's got to be in the middle at this point because he wants to bring in all these people that are in the middle.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't want to come off as a radical right-wing guy.
	Yo, Mario, are you going to be on season two of Vitaly's streams?
	Actually, I will be.
	I'll be in LA this fucking weekend, guys.
	Let's fucking go.
	What?
	Yeah, I will be.
	There you go.
	There's your announcement for that one.
	Yeah, I'll be there catching some predators with Vitaly this weekend in Los Angeles.
	As you guys know, he's going to be doing his 10-day thing.
	So I'll be out there.
	It'll be a good time.
	And yeah.
	But I'll be back for Monday.
	Think about this for the IRL stream.
	Without government assistance, there would be a lot more deadbeat moms.
	Change my mind.
	Oh, God.
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	Moreno.
	Probably, sir.
	Anything else?
	There's one more castle club that just now came in.
	Okay.
	Maren, go carnivore.
	Your gray hairs will go away.
	Cap, nigga.
	I.e., a lot of me.
	Pause.
	And that's not going to do nothing.
	Big pause.
	Rumbleverse YouTube.
	Did you see Netanyahu, the true president of the United States, give his press...
	Yo.
	Yo.
	That's funny as hell.
	His speech to Congress today?
	All I'm going to say is we counted up how many times he got a standing ovation.
	Y'all want to know how many times they gave him a standing ovation during his speech today?
	A lot, right?
	81.
	What the hell?
	81 times they stood up and gave him a standing ovation.
	For what?
	Wow.
	Who runs this fucking cut?
	Okay, we're on Fresh A Fit.
	Let me stop.
	Let me stop.
	We're on Fresh A Fit.
	We're on YouTube.
	My bad.
	Okay.
	W Myron.
	W Myron.
	Just know, yeah.
	W Myron.
	You'll hear it on Twitter later.
	Yeah.
	You won't hear that.
	I actually mentioned it already.
	Justin Caviar, bought a VIP ticket.
	How many girls can I bring because I have 15 Miami baddies waiting to come already.
	Fresh, don't worry.
	They all got ass.
	My nigga.
	Shout out to you.
	Real talk, if you're serious about that, we should have a make arrangements through Mo.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Okay, bro, this is what you're gonna...
	Oh, actually, no, Noble, right?
	Okay, so Noble will handle that.
	Send Noble to Instagram.
	Yeah, so this is what we're gonna do.
	Message Noble on the side, right fucking now, by the way.
	Do it right now, because he's looking at his phone.
	And what's your text?
	Yeah.
	GreatKingNoble.
	At GreatKingNoble on Twitter.
	Message him right now.
	Say, 15 baddies in your headline or whatever so he knows.
	VIP. And then he's going to want to see who the girls are and shit like that, bro.
	But yeah, that's fine.
	We got you.
	If it's hard to find them, just DM me.
	I will give you Nobles information.
	Bro, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.
	If they're ugly, we're not letting them on.
	We just keep it a thousand with y'all, man.
	Like, we're going to be very selective on the girls that get on this thing because, like, bro, like, no.
	Yeah, if she's obese or some shit like that, bro, like, come on.
	Okay.
	When...
	I gotta get my glasses.
	Why did the girls say to the tall black guy, while being a VIP table or outside is a red flag, what's the launcher behind it?
	Do they mean it?
	So they're just saying, I'm not sure that if a guy is going to be doing promoter type work, it might be he's going to cheat a lot.
	It's great of him cheating, so that's what it really is.
	LD Fun says, I have to watch this another time, gents.
	I need to work on my body.
	Cool.
	In the gym, man.
	That's good.
	Yeah, good.
	You better be in the gym.
	Don't be fat like Chris.
	I'll have to watch it.
	No, that's it.
	One more, one more.
	Cast Club Dallas meet Cast Club Chicago.
	Privileged to be able to network while traveling for work.
	Thank you, Tito, for setting up the connect.
	Thank you, FNF, for building something special.
	Look forward to more networking on my travels.
	Show it to you, bro.
	Guys, that is Castle Club.
	We're setting up a fucking community for you guys so that you go to a foreign city, well, a city you've never been to before, even in a foreign country because we got fucking Castle Club chapters around the world now.
	You can go ahead and meet somebody out there that will go ahead and have a like mindset, they're like-minded to you, and a similar worldview because you don't want to be hanging out with Blue Pill guys.
	And also, business connects, business ventures together.
	I'm telling you, bro, the right mindset together can change the world.
	We got guys making money right now, bro, because they're fucking networking, etc.
	So, Castle Club is where it's at, guys.
	Join in right now, CastleClub.tv.
	We're going to go ahead and segue into after hours here.
	And we'll be back in, give us about 20 minutes or so to set up.
	Love you guys.
	We'll be back.
	Peace!

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