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July 17, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
01:42:55
A Fresh Match. Pop The Balloon
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Thank you.
We're bringing to you today an episode on finding love, popping balloons, and all the good stuff.
And we have today a fresh match happening as well, all in one.
I'll bring in my special host, MK, as well.
Welcome back.
Hey, what's up?
Not bad, not bad.
What's up, everyone?
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And let's do the intro.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's
go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm married and I'm more inspired and motivated to just share the love and inspire it in others.
So let me ask you this, though.
How long have you been dating this guy?
Five and a half years.
Then you got married?
I believe in the slow burn, by the way.
I do not believe in the fast burn.
I believe that's a fresh match.
Yeah, it is, and Bumble still works.
There you go.
Okay, so we're going to do this the fun way.
We're going to bring the guys in one by one, and they're going to pop the balloon on the guy that they don't really like.
They feel like the guy who gets the balloon active on you at all times.
So bring the first guy in, and I believe it's going to be our buddy here.
Yes, come on down.
What's up, man?
How are you?
What is your name?
Please tell us.
I am Alexander.
Excellent.
How old are you?
35.
Okay.
And what do you do, Alexander?
I'm a UX researcher, so I work in tech.
Okay.
All right, so guys, we're going to be asking Alexander some questions at any point.
If you do not agree or if you're like, oh, this is not the guy for me, just pop your balloon, okay?
Yep.
Does that make sense?
Okay, great.
But before we start, what are you looking for in a woman?
Oh, that's a great question.
You know, it's weird because I've thought about it a lot, but, you know, it's hard for something to come to mind right away.
Yeah, someone who's a good counterpoint to me.
So, like, I have my traits and someone who is the yin to that yang, right?
I like people who are women who are creative, like, enjoy...
Nature.
So I'm a big nature person.
Yeah.
Someone who is, like, caring.
And, uh...
Okay, we got one pop ready?
And then red flags.
Red flags.
Someone who cares, like, primarily about, like, Instagram stuff.
You know?
We got two pops.
Okay.
That's good.
That's great, yeah.
Can you tell us your name?
Gabby.
Gabby?
And so why did you pop the balloon, Gabby?
I don't like the outdoors.
Gabby does not like nature.
Gabby, how old are you?
23.
What do you do for it?
I don't work right now.
Okay.
I'm just a stay-at-home.
Party girl?
No, just a stay-at-home.
A dog mom right now.
Is she your type, brother?
Is she your type?
Well, I don't know yet.
Okay, well, off looks alone.
What should be your type?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, what about you?
I'm not your type.
We already know you're going to say that, but it was just mainly because I'm 36 and I'm really trying to go hard on Instagram right now and trying to like really make that digital money while I'm sleeping and stuff, you know, because I have the fans.
She belongs to the streets.
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm actually 36.
And what do you do for it?
I'm a bartender and entrepreneur.
What is it about Instagram that's, like, it's not for me?
Yeah, so I don't have issues with anyone who, like, uses it for branding, and it's, I feel like a lot of people on Instagram, there's a lot of, like, materialism and shallowness, and I think that's, like, one of the things that I've struggled with in Miami is that a lot of people are about, like, appearance and the way things seem as opposed to who they actually are.
And I think people who are, like, primarily about followers just kind of, like, embody that in many ways.
Kind of shallow.
So I'm fine with people who, like, use it for business, you know?
Okay.
I see his tattoos hiding under that shirt.
Can we ask for you if you can take that shirt?
Can you take the shirt off?
Are you comfortable taking the shirt off?
I can do that.
I'm not going to undress, but I'll give you a peek.
There's a lot of tattoos there.
Yeah, it's full chest.
Okay.
So, we're going to have you, brother, ask questions to ladies because obviously this is to find your love.
Sure.
Something about them that you want to get to know them better.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, what is a hobby that you have that you think, you know, the average other people in this room probably don't have?
And we'll start here.
So name, age, we do for a living, and then question.
Okay, my name's Elena.
I'm 29.
I'm a lawyer.
Well, I write like short little stories of funny things that happened in my life, like in all the places that I've lived in.
So I'm originally from France, so in France, in Israel, in New York, wherever.
I don't know if it's really out of the box, but it's something I like to do.
And then, yeah, and then sometimes record it or tell it to other people and share it.
Oui, oui.
Cool.
You might want to pace me.
I'm just scared to pop balloons.
Wait, that's it?
Yeah.
I'm this?
They're loud, yeah.
I get you.
So I tell very vulgar and uncut and raw stories on my YouTube channel.
You're out of here.
Okay, what is it?
Like, name and what we do for a living?
Okay, my name is Trinity, I'm 21, and I'm an OnlyFans model.
She belongs to the streets!
My hobbies?
OnlyFans, going to the club, being 21, like all that shit!
She belongs to the streets!
Alexander, could you be someone who does OnlyFans?
For me, that's not, like, a big issue.
I'm just, like, not a big club person, so that would be, well, that would be, like, the bigger thing for me.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Name, age, what do you do?
My name's Jennifer Lopez, and I am an administrator, and I'm also a chef.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jennifer Lopez?
Yes.
My name is Morgan Freeman.
My name is Jennifer Lopez, so I know your name's not Morgan Freeman, because at least I can find you on Google.
You can't find me, so I might be lying or not.
Oh, shots fired.
But I do have, I don't know, I have unusual hobbies, but maybe I shouldn't talk about all of them.
But one of them is I'm on Instagram a lot.
Like, unfortunately, I'm always, like, on Instagram, not for followers, but it's just, like, I enjoy reading useless shit.
So I'm sorry, but I'm going to pop a balloon.
Alright, she's fine.
Maybe she does the job for you.
Name, age, what do you do?
My name's Nana, I'm 21, and I'm unemployed right now.
And a hobby?
Journaling and going out.
Are you guys friends?
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Alright.
Name, age, what do you do?
I'm Natalia.
I'm 37 and I'm creating pleasure and joy.
What does that mean?
I didn't finish yet.
Yes.
And I'm doing it with a conscious connection.
Okay.
I'm a dance teacher.
And a hobby?
How old are you?
I'm 37.
And then, where are you from?
Ukraine, originally.
Accent, okay, gotcha.
What kind of dance?
Borum, Latin, and tantric.
Cool.
Tantric?
And a hobby?
I don't have a hobby.
I have an addiction.
Dancing.
Dancing, okay.
And last but not least.
Okay, my name is Svetlana.
I'm 32 years old.
I'm a makeup artist and one of my hobbies that usually surprise people like skydiving.
I did it five times and my goal is to be certified some days.
Wow, that's really cool!
Okay.
Alright, Alexander.
So brother, here's the test for you.
You gotta pop three balloons right now.
Oh, wow.
Here's your pick.
Okay.
And uh, you got your three.
Okay.
Sorry.
That was loud.
That was quick.
Sorry.
Damn, no titties on?
Okay, we got two left.
And then, question for you.
Why'd you pop your balloon?
He's just not my type.
He's not a nigga, right?
Yeah.
Okay!
He and a nigga.
Got it.
Alright, so we got two left here.
So, now it's your turn.
Ask him a question that you want to get to know him better.
Sure.
What do you think qualities we have in common?
What do I think what we have in common?
Qualities we have in common.
Oh, qualities.
Well, I like dancing a lot.
I've been getting into bachata recently.
So I love dancing.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
I'm already getting like...
Hey!
Am I going to see it live right now?
Dance right now?
Yes!
Absolutely not.
That's her after the show.
I'm learning.
Okay.
And then for you, Fran?
So I actually saw you downstairs and you are much friendlier in camera, I guess.
So is this who you are?
I think I'm a very serious person and a very silly person.
Like, I'm from the Northeast and I'm not like smiling all the time, but in general I'm a very friendly person.
Because on camera, like, I think you're pretty friendly.
Yeah.
I'm a very friendly person, but I look very serious.
Okay, alright.
I like it what I've seen so far.
I like it so far.
These two here are the picked.
Now, brother, this is your last chance.
Pop one balloon.
No pressure.
Don't die.
Oh!
Okay.
Well, now, I know, it's surprising.
You never know.
Okay.
Why'd you pop her balloon?
I love dancing.
It's nothing about her.
I just feel like someone who likes dancing.
I'm big in ecstatic dance and contact improv and I'm imagining that's also your jam.
Question for you.
Would you go on a date with him?
What'd you have?
Maybe...
I mean, I don't think there was a lot of potential, but I wouldn't have said no.
Okay.
It's also hard after I pop someone's balloon for the balloon to be like, yeah, of course.
No, I can be honest.
I can be honest.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, so...
Yo, so Chad is saying L choice.
L choice?
Yeah.
Well, we'll let Chad decide after a little bit here as well.
But question, is he a yes for you?
Yes, maybe.
Is that a hard yes or no?
Yes or no?
Be honest.
Yes.
Okay.
Is she a yes for you?
Yeah.
It's a freshman!
Let's go!
Step aside.
So that's your match right there.
And then we'll get some more balloons for ladies.
And the next guest is coming in.
Next guy.
Oh, catch?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So we've got my boy.
We've got a few more coming.
There we go.
Okay, so that's the first match.
Listen, Chad, I get it, man.
You know, like, it's not maybe ideal for him, but hey, you know, whatever works.
All right.
I need another balloon real quick for her.
Do we need one more?
Yeah.
Oh, yes, we do.
It's right there.
Oh, it's on the ground.
Yeah, I got it.
Here, you get that?
So, brother, give us your name, age, we do for a living.
How you doing?
My name is Love.
Damn!
Wow, already!
Damn!
That's messed up!
Been there, done that.
Oh, shit!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
Oh!
Wait, you don't already know him, do you?
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, go ahead.
Name is...
My name is Love.
My name is Love.
I'm 24.
I'm a nightclub promoter Let that nigga finish What the fuck Let that nigga finish That was the other question That's a whole game Yeah Name age what you do Okay And why do you want to find love Uh I don't know Everybody does.
It's just part of life, one of those things, one of those journeys.
What's your red flag in a girl?
Friendly.
Too friendly?
Why is friendly a red flag?
Friendly.
It just doesn't match my personality.
So if you're nice or friendly, then...
No, nice or friendly are two different things.
Yeah, two different things.
Yeah, you can be nice.
Friendly means he's too flirty.
Okay, okay.
So we gotta know...
- What's part of the balloon?
He's a nigga.
- With beads and earrings.
- The earrings?
- You don't like earrings?
- No, no, no, no. - Baby, no, we don't do earrings or beads.
- No. - You wanna respond to that?
- Hell no. - Okay.
- Hold on, to reach the room.
- I love the name, love.
That's awesome.
I actually love your swag.
Do you have cowboy boots on?
Yeah.
That's dope.
I like that.
But you're just too young for me.
I'm 36.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Skip her.
Is this some history here?
All I gotta say is just like...
It's a no for me.
It's a no for me, dawg.
Okay.
Alright.
How about you?
I know him.
We work together.
Oh, shit.
That makes sense.
Wait, you don't know who that is?
I do now.
He's just a friend.
I'm not interested.
Friends with no potential?
Yeah, that's the homie.
That's the homie.
That makes sense.
All right.
Welcome to Pop.
He's cute.
He's just not my type.
What's your type?
I don't really have a type, but...
How do you know he's not your type?
I don't sound racist or anything.
I just don't like dark skins.
What the?
I'm not even a dark skin.
Drake?
No.
I'm not dark skin.
She is Drake.
Kendrick?
Drake?
Like white boys maybe?
Caucasian.
Okay.
Alright, you like wikings.
Got it.
She like white boys.
Got it.
Because I just didn't like the way that you replied to the fact that she popped your balloon I thought you could have been a little bit more nice or just humble about it.
Yeah, I'm not that nice.
I still not gonna lie.
Yeah, I get it.
You don't like family fishing.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
Why'd you post a balloon?
What did it for you?
I said he's not that nice.
I get it!
Nice boys, finish first!
He's just like a little too fancy and the attitude he can feel from the distance, you know?
A little pretentious?
Yeah.
Okay, any last thoughts about this brother?
He said I'm good.
He wants love though.
I love that you want love.
No, y'all are good.
I'm disappointed.
I saw some nice potential right here.
We got a surprise guest here real quick.
Name, age.
You can call me Star and I'm 25 and right now I'm just in school for cosmetology.
Okay.
Question for you.
Would you date my boy Love over here?
Do you want to date with him?
No.
You know me?
The pop the balloon.
You didn't give me nothing to pop it.
And I have a reason too.
Wait, what's the reason?
What was the reason?
Because I'm new to Miami and one of my first times going out to like an event at this restaurant, but I didn't go with them to another event.
He didn't know that, you know, I didn't know how everything works out here.
So I'm like, oh, I'm just going to go to that.
And I didn't really stay long, and then I left.
And then he saw me, and I had different hair because I switched my hair up a lot.
And he was like, oh, never come to...
And a dinner with me and then they'll go to an event.
Mind you, I didn't even eat dinner with them.
I just popped up because, you know, I said I would come or whatever through this, like, app or whatever.
And he was so rude to me and I didn't know him.
And I said, I didn't even know.
I'm like, I'm from New York or whatever.
I'm new here.
But yeah, he don't even know me.
My hair was different and he was rude.
And I thought that was very un-gentleman-like of him.
So, no, I would not date him.
Because first impressions are everything.
He didn't know me personally.
And I wasn't even at his event.
I was at...
I was invited to the event from another promoter, but yeah.
Alright, so what's your story?
Wait, you gotta respond to this, brother.
Yeah, you're a response.
What's going on here, man?
What's your response?
I'm not sure.
No, no, no, no.
I'm from New York.
Listen, I'm from New York.
So, like, I learned a lot in Miami.
The number one thing I learned is outside of New York, people like to say that they like honesty, but in truth, if it matter, people don't really like honesty.
So when you confront somebody about somebody, it's not in the way that they like.
You tend to be the bad guy.
I'm cool being the bad guy.
But he didn't confront me.
He saw me at the next place because he saw me at the restaurant, and it was like, oh, never come to one of my events and not come...
I didn't come to your event.
Let me say something.
I did not come to your event.
I was personally invited to this dinner party.
With me.
I know how dinners work.
You must have been there.
It doesn't matter.
You're irrelevant because you did not invite me.
If I pay to do my own hair, I pay to do my own nails, I pay to do my own makeup, I pay to get to the event, I pay for my outfit, I show up, that is me making an investment to make an appearance.
It doesn't matter if I'm getting free drinks, dinner, or any of that.
That doesn't...
I'm out to all the investment that I made for them parents.
Ain't no problem.
Ain't no problem.
There is no...
There is no event...
Wait a minute.
I'm gonna lastly say this.
There is no event without sexy women, so don't tell me nothing.
Okay, we're gonna end it here.
I'm just gonna say, in Miami, if someone invites you to a table...
And that's their table.
It's their rules.
That's all I'm going to say.
Thank you, brother.
We got up next.
Yo, hold on.
Before I hit my camera, this nigga right here has been in the news for a little bit, going crazy.
He's our boy.
He's cool as hell.
And listen, one of my, I want to say associates in business.
Welcome!
Zirka!
There we go.
Over here, Zirka.
All right, so...
Welcome.
Listen, bro, glad you made it.
Glad to come super early, Fresh.
I'm sorry about that.
No, you're right on time.
Right on time.
Let's go.
Okay, so we're doing Pop in the Balloon, and it's ladies' choice here to choose you as their suitor or, for example, next boyfriend.
They are amazing.
They're so colorful.
Beautiful lineup, right?
So, Zerka, how you feeling, man?
I just woke up.
I need a Red Bull IC, and I'm ready to go.
Hey, yo, Zerka, tie your sweater, man.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Get it?
Do we have any cocaine in the studio?
Uh, in the back, in the back.
It's a joke, it's a joke.
Oh no!
He's a host!
I'm already out.
We're the boring girls!
This has already been done.
Okay, Zarkin, I was too early, too early.
Before we start, oh!
Okay.
Oh no!
Okay.
Ladies, by the way, he's a comedian, by the way, so just know his jokes, okay?
What's that?
Okay, so Zerka, tell me, name is Wida for a living?
I'm John fucking Zerka.
I'm their biggest star on the show.
I got all my following from them.
I'm a millionaire overnight, and I'm obnoxious.
I fight on the streets.
I do everything.
Like, I'll protect you from, like, any guy who grabs you.
I'll fight the guy.
Like, I'm a real ass...
I see.
We need a balloon.
We need a balloon.
I like that.
Oh, okay.
He's a protector.
She's back in the game.
Back in the game.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
So, Zerka, so you can start us off the fresh way.
Yeah.
I'm enjoying fucking Zerka.
Don't dance to the winner.
Okay.
Zerka, ask a question about themselves to get to know them a little bit better.
Oh, I got to get to know them?
Whatever you want to know about them.
Okay, ladies, what do you guys do for a living?
I like unemployed, don't worry.
We're unemployed.
Right now I'm unemployed.
I just moved to Miami from Washington State.
I'm trying to start a boutique out here.
Okay.
That's cool.
And your aspirations?
None at the moment.
Okay.
That's so hard.
That is so hard.
Here we go.
Me?
What do I do for a living?
I do OnlyFans.
Oh wow, okay.
She belongs to the streets!
Is that good?
That's great, yeah.
Oh, I'm Nay.
I'm a cosmetologist and I am an OnlyFans model as well.
Mmm.
She belongs to the streets.
That 40?
Damn.
Okay.
Black don't crack.
Black don't crack.
Holy shit.
Holy, I look so much older than her.
That's crazy.
What about you?
That's funny.
My name is Ophelia.
I'm 36.
I'm from New York, the Bronx.
Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur and I do it all actually.
I'm also a bartender.
I've had a boutique, trucking company, painting company.
I just do it all.
I'm an OnlyFans model also.
Influencer, I have some subscribers.
I got like 3,000 something subscribers on YouTube.
And you fight other women, right?
I don't.
You have never fought a woman?
Yeah, but I don't like to fight.
He's a fighter by the way.
I won't fight with him.
No, uh-uh.
If somebody's getting on my man, I'm getting on.
I have a question for you.
Let's say he's out in a fight, right?
He's losing the battle.
He loses the fight.
Would he still be there for him?
Yeah, I would.
I would.
I'm going to jump on a person's back and just bite and everything.
Do you want your woman to do that?
Sure, yeah, sure.
Okay.
So Zerka, after hearing those professions, you're going to pop two balloons.
Oh, I have to.
Okay.
Here's a talk right here.
So choose two girls that you want to eliminate out of this equation real quick.
Two girls.
You guys have no dreams, aspirations.
I like that.
Just live with me.
He's honest, ladies.
I can't have a white bitch.
No!
I'm racist, I'm racist.
I am not white, I'm Colombian.
Oh my god, no!
Latina, damn.
You're what?
I'm Colombian.
Damn.
Give her another balloon.
Okay, that's it!
Alright, wow.
Alright, one more, one more.
Uh, damn.
Brooklyn versus...
Damn, I don't know.
Who has more money between you two?
Probably not me.
She's bougie.
That's unfortunate.
This is so much fun, dude.
Yo, what the hell?
Okay, okay.
Ladies, the last three remaining.
Yeah.
Question for Zerka.
Anything you want to ask him?
Oh, I missed how old you were.
I'm 30.
I turned 30 this year.
Yeah.
And what's your sign?
Oh, I'm a Pisces.
It's just the biggest red flag.
I cannot.
But what about it?
I just have a lot of experience with Pisces.
Best manipulators right here.
But it's true.
If you look at the studies, women cut their wrists after dating Pisces.
They can't handle the water.
Zerk, are you too emotional?
Yes, I am.
Like I'm super jealous and clingy and sometimes I'm even abusive.
Are you high on coke right now?
No, not right now.
But every other show I've been on.
Are you doing anything right now?
No, I swear I just woke up and I'm down to get drunk.
Do you guys want to get drunk with me?
After this, we're going to the club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I say I'm physically abusive, when I say I'm physically abusive, I mean like, let's say you're my girlfriend, I pinch.
Like, I don't actually hit the girl, but I'll pinch you, you know?
But like, what, like a slurting or like I'm angry?
No, I'm angry.
All right.
All right.
That's interesting.
Listen to that.
All right.
So we have two left.
Okay.
So anything you want to know more about him?
Twitter.com says Zerko Official.
Then what about him is calling your attention?
Thezerkofficial.com.
Join the website.
Only fans.
All right.
She likes big men.
He's a big man.
So Zerka.
No, I'm black from the waist up.
She's going to love this.
Zerka.
No, but God is fair, bro.
I'm a beautiful, good-looking millionaire.
Medium dick.
6'4", medium dick.
God is so fair, man.
You don't have to tell girls so they don't get disappointed.
Like, prime yourselves, right?
Okay, Zerka, let's add in some numerology here.
Oh, yes!
When's your birthday?
August 1st.
What year?
2001.
She's a Leo.
Okay.
We're doing Chinese astrology and numerology, right?
Well, she has one energy, so you get it done yourself, you're argumentative, and you're a leader.
I love to argue.
Yeah, she's a one.
Wow!
Okay, what about you?
Nailed it.
My birthday.
The day you're born.
March 21st.
Year?
1984.
21st?
You're the funniest from all your friends.
Yeah, there.
She's got three energy.
Three is like communicator, funny, crook, you know?
Okay, so knowing all this info, Zerka, pop one more balloon.
Whoa, one more balloon.
Who are you picking for your girlfriend?
Right, right, right.
Okay.
Damn, okay.
Damn, this is tough, bro.
This is tough.
Zerka's a natural.
Okay, so should I ask them one more question?
Sure, go ahead.
Have you guys ever dated a black guy?
Really?
I gotta know what I'm getting into.
No.
No?
This nigga's I'm racist as fuck!
Yo!
Okay!
Woo!
She's out!
Oh, what the?
She got ass!
What the hell?
Yeah, nigga!
I'm good at this.
Okay, nigga.
Last thoughts.
Do I get a fucker now?
Oh my god.
Okay, we need some more balloons.
Bro, order the blow.
Everyone, who's splitting an eight with me?
I got you.
Allegedly.
And Zerka, you know what's funny?
Where's Myron?
He's in Milwaukee.
He's doing fucking white boy shit.
100%.
Zerka, guess what's the best part about this?
She's over 18.
Let's go for it.
Oh my god.
Alright, alright.
We had a fresh match.
We got a fresh match with Zerka.
There you go.
Number two.
Good job Zerka.
Good job.
Follow up that shit.
That's great.
Okay.
Welcome, welcome.
We have some more balloons here that we need.
Okay.
Everyone's good.
Okay.
Yeah, we're going to get some balloons and then we are going to kick this off.
Contestant number three.
Alright, let's do some chats real quick.
Some chats.
What?
Wait!
Wait!
Let me give you guys some balloons!
Yeah, we gotta line you up!
Line you up!
Okay, let's do some chats.
I'm not worried.
I wasn't gonna pick them anyway, but yeah.
Alright, alright.
Um, wait.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, cool.
Alright, yeah.
We'll start with this.
Okay.
So, we're going to get your name, your age, what do you do for a living?
My name's Nelson.
I'm 31.
Sorry.
We can't hear you.
My name's Nelson.
I'm 31.
I'm a podcaster.
Okay.
Alright, cool.
Okay.
And Nelson, what do you look for in women?
It's like one or two qualities you look for.
Women who don't do OnlyFans.
Let's start with that.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
You did me a huge favor.
Huge favor.
Women who don't do OnlyFans?
Yeah, all kidding aside.
Looking for some series.
Ready to settle down.
Okay.
And red flags.
Okay, guys.
Um, women who just moved to Miami.
Okay.
Alright, so, uh, question, which popular balloon?
Guys in the back, we need some quiet, please.
Because he said he's looking for, you said something serious, committed?
Yeah, no.
Okay.
Fair enough.
He ain't a nigga.
I got it.
He's too much of an average Joe for me.
I have edge.
I need somebody to match my fly.
Tattoos.
A lot of reasons.
He's ugly.
I just moved to Miami.
Oh, you're so mean.
You are so mean.
I do OnlyFans.
Oh, yes.
That goes on.
My nigga, that was harsh.
Okay.
That was harsh.
MK, do something.
All right.
So, reason?
I mean, he said if someone just moved to Miami, I don't know why it's a red flag.
Why is that a red flag?
Well, specifically women from certain geographical locations.
I should have been specific.
Like New York, Chicago, California.
Why is that?
Yeah, I'm from New York.
They just have, they're used to certain things, and it's a cultural thing, you know what I mean?
So, just...
I'm curious.
Fuck, man.
And where are you from?
If I was dressed different, dress how?
Like baggy jeans?
Take the shirt out of my pants.
They're too liberal for me.
I'm more traditional.
I'm a bit more conservative.
So, maybe you want a more typical Miami girl or someone who was born and raised here?
Nah, just most of the time the chicks that are like in this part of town, Brickell and stuff, they're like OnlyFans chicks who are looking for clout and like porn stars and all that kind of shit.
I'm good.
Like, I just, I'm not.
Never get married because I don't like OnlyFans girls?
So everybody's a whore here?
That's what you're saying?
That's what you're saying.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
That's what you're saying.
Everybody that is of the demographic I'm talking about is what I'm not interested in.
That's what I'm saying.
No, you're saying girls from Brickell.
Come over the bridge.
No, no, no, no.
Not girls.
No, listen.
Leave Brickell.
Leave Miami Beach.
Leave Wynwood.
Because all that shit is like the global phenomenon of Miami.
That's not Miami.
That's 5% of Miami.
I mean, boy, listen to me.
Girls from Chicago are the best.
I was in Chicago, and I believe the girls from Chicago are so nice.
And you prefer girls from Miami over Chicago.
I didn't say Miami.
But you said it just to Miami.
Okay, we can clean it here.
The ladies have spoken.
Any last thoughts?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, brother.
Come on over here, twin.
We need some more balloons real quick.
I'm not gonna hold you.
Shorty in the red was so honest, that shit hit the dome.
That was hard to hear.
That was perfect.
Thank you for being honest.
See, I like when you're blunt.
That's honesty.
Okay, so in the meantime, let's do some chats real quick.
Time release says, Zerka did fresh smash the third floor lawyer.
He's not here right now, but I did not smash the lawyer, okay?
LepreKing says, the real inventor of pop the balloon dating was by YouTuber NoLoveMar.
He made these videos months before Arlette, who copied the idea without credit.
Oh, well, shout out to NoLoveMar.
he made the idea so that's a show to him.
Mainland Ninja says rough start at intro but good skit W Fresh.
Bring on Zerka on this bit.
All the women will leave pregnant.
What the heck?
Why did he say bitches with tattoos are gross?
A bitch can have a tiny ass tattoo.
One tattoo.
Wait, hold on.
Why does he say bitches with tattoos are gross?
A bitch could have a tiny ass tattoo.
People have their types.
Okay, back to the chats.
By the way, guys, this event, what's it called?
RNC? RNC. He's in Milwaukee right now doing some stuff over there, so shout out to him.
When the two are going at it, ROG, Racha or Ghetto, alert.
Okay.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, cool.
All right.
So bring the next person, my twin, aka Double O Fresh.
All right.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up?
How old, man?
I'm old, man.
How old is old?
Old enough.
35?
We gotta know the age.
40?
40s?
Nah, I'm not in my 40s.
Hell nah, I ain't that old, but I'm old.
I'm up there.
Okay.
What do you do for?
Promotion.
I own a company and I do clothing line.
She had a question for you.
Go ahead.
No, I just asked was he old enough to be a sugar daddy because he had his age like it's like traumatic.
You need a sugar daddy, baby?
I mean, if you want to be one.
I got some money for a sugar daddy, but I ain't old enough to be no sugar daddy.
Okay.
Alright.
So, real quick.
You've been my boy for a little bit fresh.
I know you for a while here.
Question for ladies that you want to get to know them a little bit better.
Anything you want to ask them?
Yeah.
Where's everybody from?
Okay.
New York.
I'm from France.
Philly.
New York, the Bronx.
I'm from Iowa.
I'm from Russia.
Washington.
Cuba.
You got a pop.
Two balloons.
Two?
Off-rep.
Someone popped.
I don't like New York.
New York girls are mean.
New York girls are mean.
Y'all cute.
Wait a minute.
Where are you from?
I was born in New York.
But where are you from?
I was raised in Florida.
I was raised in Palm Beach.
But you were born in New York?
All my family, all my cousins and everything in New York, and they mean as shit.
And most girls, see?
I love y'all.
It's not even about being mean.
As a friend, I love y'all because y'all are going to fight with me and everything, but y'all mean as shit dating-wise.
And y'all emasculate your man.
And so Fresh, what do you look for in a woman?
What do you look for in a woman?
Give us two things.
You definitely gotta have a vagina, that's for sure.
Obviously.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, a good head, looks, I'm a little shallow, so looks is definitely up there.
So physical looks?
Looks is definitely one of the main things.
And then, I guess, I don't want you to be dumb as shit either.
So some brains.
Stupid!
I mean, most of them don't, but some of them do.
Ain't no most Okay, you're not in this, ma'am Alright Don't be mad at me Because I didn't like New York Y'all mean, man It's okay I just seen I just seen you I just seen you Just get off on buddy The other buddy with the hat I just seen you snap on him And he deserved it I'm not saying he didn't But you're a little mean No, I ain't a little mean It's a little cool Why are we gonna pop over here?
We're gonna move on Ladies, question for Fresh over here Any questions at all for him?
Anything you wanna know?
I still wanna know how old he is Alright, baby, I'm 37.
I just turned 37.
I'm 37.
I'm a Gemini.
Yes, sir!
Wait, what about a Gemini?
Yes, sir!
I don't know.
We the most fun.
We the most fun.
Master manipulator.
You said what?
You're a master manipulator.
I'm a manipulator?
Master at it.
Oh, you didn't want to pop the balloon?
You didn't want to pop the purpose.
No, no, no.
Oh, we need another balloon.
We need another balloon.
You thought I'm a massive manipulator?
If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you, baby.
Not about my son.
If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you.
That's just real.
That quick flying and the too good of communication.
I can't compete with that, so that's why I know that.
I know people that aren't German that are better manipulators than me.
Okay, why do you pop the balloon?
Oh, as soon as he started.
I don't remember.
I did that.
You don't remember?
Oh, he has his tag on his...
Oh, I forgot it.
I'm sorry.
My shit's new.
He has his tag on his shit.
Never in my life.
So why?
Everything on me is new and there's no tag on anything else.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad, baby.
I'm not mad.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Okay, okay, okay.
What do you think, bro?
I mean, he's totally right.
New York is aggressive as fuck.
You don't want to fight the woman.
He's 100% right.
You guys are like masculine energy.
That was not aggressive.
That was not aggressive.
What do you mean?
We talk crazy too.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, question for Fresh.
Are you looking to get murder head kids?
I mean, if the right...
Alright, this is my thing with marriage, bro.
Alright?
I'll give you the ring.
I'll give you the wedding.
I'll do everything.
The only thing I don't want to do is sign the paper.
What do you mean house?
I'm going to get married and give you everything.
I'm just not going to sign the paper.
I feel like marriage nowadays is a business decision.
A piece of paper is not going to validate how much I love you or not.
You get what I'm saying?
Wait, hold on.
You got to bust inside, though.
You got to bust inside.
I want to tell you why she might say that, but I don't want to be me, but it's a joke.
You probably pop it because you need your papers.
I'll tell you a joke before I say it.
I'll tell you.
You're beautiful, baby.
Why is that a no for you?
I mean, it's not because I want to have an official marriage, a more conservative kind of girl.
So for me, official has to be on the paper.
And a guy, he's like, oh, why would I have it on the paper?
Because it doesn't make any difference.
If it doesn't make any difference, why wouldn't you make it on the paper?
Because that's the business side of it that the government makes you do.
When, when, let me, let me, yeah, leave you.
Give me all you.
See what I'm saying?
And this is why I don't want to sign that paper.
Give me all your shit.
They want half.
Most girls want your money.
And I've seen that.
It's a business decision.
What does a piece of paper validate?
That validates my love for you?
I should be treating you like my wife before I even put that ring on your finger.
I should be treating you like my wife before I put that ring on your finger.
Plus, without the ring, you have the power.
She's like your slave.
She comes to you.
If you give her the power, that's like 50-50.
What is 50-50?
With the paper, someone made a song.
You know that song?
Someone made a song about what?
Anything signed for papers?
I don't know.
I don't know the song.
She a gold digger!
Do you often have unprotected sex with her when you first meet them?
Hell yeah!
When I first meet them?
Yeah, because you look like that.
Damn!
What about me that makes you look like I have unprotected sex?
I am a nasty nigga, though, but...
I am a nasty nigga, though, but...
I've never been doing unprotected sex.
He's like, what's a condo?
Give you a ring, the ceremony, and all that...
It's for the woman to make you happy.
To me, a ring and nothing don't mean nothing.
Y'all do the ring and all that stuff for society.
Y'all not doing it for yourselves, because if you're really for yourself and you're really just worried about getting married, you would go to the courthouse and just sign the paper.
But most of y'all want the ring, the wedding, the dress.
Y'all want to go through all that extra bullshit.
It's for the woman.
That's a woman's special day.
No one cares about the man.
You get what I'm saying?
That's the only reason I'm giving to you.
Okay.
How is it every day?
When is it the man's special day?
Father's Day is not even the 19th most best holiday.
What are you talking about?
When do men ever get glorified for nothing?
We got some more fellas here.
Thank you, Fresh.
Thank you, Fresh.
Appreciate it, bro.
Every day is man's day.
You all spoke your truth.
I like it.
Who's next?
We need some more balloons as well.
Both first.
Thank you, I see.
This is definitely a fun exercise.
This is fun.
I love this, by the way.
The honesty, the rareness.
Why did you point at me when you said honesty, bro?
You're ugly.
I love it, I love it.
You're so tall, bro.
Come closer.
Come on down!
We got a new girl!
All right!
Hi.
Okay.
Welcome to the show!
Oh my goodness, Zorka, this is your type.
Why do you say that?
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
And who's our fella?
Oh, some more balloons.
Are there more women back there, I see?
No, this is all the women we have.
Okay.
Okay.
Alrighty, can I get my guy please?
Ladies, are you horny at all?
Okay, next guy up.
Alright.
So ladies, this is my guy here.
Give them your name, age.
What do you do for a living?
My name is Ethan.
I'm 20 years young.
I'm a barber, content creator, superstar.
You know?
He's a baby.
He's a baby.
Okay, now what are you looking for?
Are you looking for something serious right now?
Yeah, I'm kind of like over the whole just going around fucking hoes sort of thing, like more so like family.
I kind of realized like there's no point to really doing none of this shit unless it's for my kids.
So, you know, finding a good mother for my kids would be the goal, you know?
You have kids already?
For my future kids.
For my future kids.
Oh, I thought you were like finding a mom for my kids.
No, no, no.
Finding a good mother for my future kids.
Alright, we've got a lot of pups.
How come he pups it?
Oh, and give your name and age.
I'm Elisabetta and I'm 21.
Just physically, not my type.
Respectfully.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Respectfully, okay.
Oh, she likes niggas.
He's just too young for me.
21, I get it.
Alright.
I mean, like, you're cute, but you're, like, too young.
Like, I feel like a pedophile.
Wait, wait, hold on!
I want you to look at that, bro!
What?
What?
If he's even like hours younger than me, I'm like, ew.
She wants me in here.
She wants me in here.
I mean, like he's like a baby.
What's your ideal age?
They have to be like 23 or older.
Okay.
What about your balloon?
I'm just over the mom thing.
If I can give my kids back, man, if I shove them back up here, I would.
I just don't want to be like, I love my kids and I'll be a good mom to them, but anything else, I'm over it.
So fresh up there.
Yeah.
I've never heard your mom say that.
Okay, that was...
Listen, listen, listen.
That is how...
Sorry for her kids.
To be honest, that's how my mom feels, by the way.
You're keeping it real.
Keeping it real.
I have no more kids, I'm done.
Oh, okay.
What about you?
Too young.
Too young?
I don't know, like the first thing you look for in a woman is for her to be the mother of your kids.
Like there's so many other things you can say, you know.
Like what?
That's what's important.
I don't know if we could have said, no, we could have said like, you know, find someone that I get along with, that we can joke around, that's my partner.
No, I'm looking for the mother of my My kids are, well, my future kids are kind of what's most important for me in my life.
That's all I really...
No, I don't have kids.
It's for my future kids.
He wants kids.
No, I want kids.
Any balloons?
Okay, so, what is it?
Building a legacy?
Yeah, building a legacy, cementing my name onto the earth and just, you know...
Also, they want your glasses off.
Glasses off?
There he is.
He's cute.
He does have a baby face though.
Well, because he's too young.
Okay.
All right.
Well, brother, you got two balloons left.
Question for my barber over here?
Two balloons.
What questions do you have for him?
So let's talk about my anime titties.
Wait, what question?
Do you have any questions for him?
Where are your barber at?
Oh, literally right down the street from here.
Don't tell me it's a spot barbershop.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay.
Okay, good.
What?
Damn.
Wait, wait.
What's up with a spot barbershop?
I used to work there.
Oh, no.
I was a hostess.
Oh, no.
Everyone's great.
I love them.
Oh, that's where you're from.
Okay.
And a question for him?
I'm joking.
What's your nationality?
I'm Dominican and Colombian.
Raised in Germany.
I like that.
So you speak three languages?
Raised in Germany?
What the?
Three languages, lady.
That's pretty attractive.
Okay.
So this is down to the wire here.
Pop one balloon.
All right, Neymar, let's go.
All right, Neymar.
Do you have it?
Neymar?
Oh, my God.
Neymar, man.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Circo, what do you think, bro?
I love the women so much.
Ooh.
Wow.
Okay.
How'd they do it?
All right.
And the last question of this is...
So they're going to hook up now?
Say yes or no?
Yes.
Okay.
Hey!
You get the grab and squeeze.
What say you?
What say you?
What was that?
Yes or no?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, perfect.
A fresh match.
There you go.
Lovely.
There you go.
Oh, there it is.
Hey, use condoms.
Nigga, she got no ass.
All right.
What?
What?
You're watching the fresh.
Yeah, you are.
You are.
She's no ass, nigga.
Is that a matter of fresh?
Let's keep it moving now.
It does not matter.
It's about her brain.
Okay.
Who's next?
Any more guys?
Oh, yeah.
Put a W in chat for me, Chris.
I lucked out, dude.
My bitch got ass.
Yes, sir.
We got two more guys, and then we are going on to the girl section in reverse.
And then we're playing The Purge.
Ladies.
How many girls are missed?
A lot!
After this round, we're going to turn the lights off and for five minutes all crime is legal.
No, we're not!
No, we're not.
We are not.
Survivor.
We are not.
We're going to donate to the church.
You guys get to break the law too.
You can grab the boys.
Somebody need one more balloon.
All right.
No, we're not yet.
Our next guy coming up.
Okay.
Give us your name, age, we do it for a living.
Hey, what's up?
My name is...
What the fuck?
Yo, these are over here.
Yo, you guys are gonna nail me.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Damn.
I thought I'd block them, man.
Bitches.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, who's right?
No, no, no.
That was rude as hell.
That was fucking rude.
Yo, y'all know what they want.
Yo, son.
Yo, son.
Okay, dude.
So my name is Hector Garcia.
I'm 35 years old.
Wait, hold on, sorry.
I didn't hear you?
35 years old?
35?
Yeah.
Cool.
Stop the cap.
Who are you going to take that from her?
She's from New York, bro!
I run a marketing agency for Fortune 500 companies.
Oh, damn!
Here's the money, guys!
Oh, damn!
Girls, you got money!
The money!
Girls, you got money!
The money's not all money!
You got money so well, we still don't like you!
This is Fortune 500, this is real money.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So, we got one balloon left.
I guess we'll start here.
Why'd you part your balloon?
No.
I think he's a little bit older than me.
Yo, he 35.
Yeah, I thought he was older than what he said he was.
Say it with your chest, guys.
We can't hear you.
Okay.
I just don't feel any attraction.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Not my type.
Just look at it.
All the golfers saying they're not into it.
Like, come on.
If you pull it out of a Lamborghini, get that fuck out of here.
I'm just joking.
You can buy me some tits, though.
I'm just joking.
I'll take some tits.
I'll give you some for some tits.
He's got a Bentley, ladies.
He drives a Bentley.
You guys drive a skateboard.
How the fuck do you not like this?
- I know, man.
- Nobody really cares about all these jokes. - I'm just joking. - Get fucked by me and get disappointed.
- My boyfriend's probably watching.
- This is so stupid, man.
- This is their guy.
- You got a boyfriend?
- Yeah.
- Damn, I-- - You got a boyfriend?
- Yeah.
- Oh, God, he's gonna kill us.
- Why is he waiting downstairs?
- What would he do if he sees the show?
- Not Matti.
- Are you gonna tie me, Polly? - I thought that was really harsh that they popped it before you said anything, but also the same thing.
- That's okay.
Wait, so do we have any, uh, blues left?
Nope.
Nobody cares about what you want to say.
This man's first, first off, all of y'all ladies, you look beautiful tonight, but y'all being a little too nice.
His first reaction to us popping the blooms was bitches.
Sir.
You're not physically attractive.
Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.
I can tell you're not packing.
You said you're in your 30s, but you look twice your age.
That's not it.
That's not it.
And I'm not...
No, no, no.
Nobody cares about money.
You're not him.
And you don't have no melanin.
I like my men with melanin, you know.
You like chocolate over here, baby.
Got you, got you.
I like my women with bloodline, so it works out.
All right.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I didn't think that we would go this hard.
You know what it is?
This is pure honesty and I love it.
We're in the dating world, right?
She's loyal, she's fierce, and she takes care of us.
This is reality.
It's also very macho.
Like, women are gold diggers.
Women don't have brains.
Like, that's all we hear over and over again.
And if you're coming from the same guys who can't fight, who can't fight, who can't fight, who can't fight.
If you're coming from straight losers, you think because you got money, you can have money all you want.
Yeah, man, what is it?
What is it today?
Why is she holding the microphone that hard?
You have nice hands.
You got nice hands.
Let me see your hand.
Oh, you got a nice stomach.
Am I with that girl?
Okay, that's what we're doing.
You are watching the Fresh and Fit podcast.
Next guy up.
We got my boy in the building.
Jack, Jack, Jack.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, stop the show.
Stop the show.
Okay, name, age, reader for a living.
Dewan, age, N.A. So I do concierge and I do the clubs out here.
So I do the VIP tables there.
Alright, so hook you up with the VIP table.
Okay, cool.
This guy looks like he fucked the shit out of all of them, bro.
You look like, what was that boy?
Jason Love!
That's Jason Love!
This thing is crazy here, right?
Okay, got the good-ass white teeth.
These girls like him.
Look at that.
They're all condensating right now.
Look at that.
And are you looking for something serious right now?
It depends.
If it comes, then it comes.
I'm not a person searching for something that's got to be organic.
You know what I'm saying?
Give us two red flags He's better looking But all of the girls Are you sure that stinks?
It's a red flag Bad hygiene An argument type of person Red flag It's a bad hygiene argument You gotta ask a question to ladies You gotta know them a little bit better Let's go one by one Left or right I want to know y'all preferences and men.
What do you mean, like, as far as the parents?
What you like?
What you like?
Overall?
Give us two things, dude.
Come on, Star.
Let's go.
She's blushing, dude.
Oh, shit.
P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! Look at your energy!
You're talking to me!
Come on, over here!
Star, you better get your man, girl!
Come on, look at me.
Get your man, girl!
So, like...
He gotta go, bro.
He's gotta go.
Get your man, girl.
Wait, hold on.
I can just tell that she's interested in him, and I'm not really that interested in you, like, physically.
It's not even...
Okay, so here's the thing.
Let me tell you.
What are you interested in?
And I'm speaking to her as a lady.
You popped your balloon because you feel like I'm interested in him.
What me being interested in him got to do with you?
You got to have confidence as a woman.
I'm a young lady.
Just because I think he handsome, that don't mean I want to fuck him or anything.
I could just think he handsome, but you think I'm interested.
You're over there trying to have a conversation with him.
I'm not trying to.
I am.
There's a difference.
I ain't trying.
I don't try.
If I want a man, I can have a man.
What are you saying?
Yo!
Why are you trying to change my...
My preference...
My preference as far as appearance, I like more so a man that is dark skinned or has melanin.
I don't really have a restriction on height, but you can't be like this short, you can't be like that short.
But you know, my height and up, that's fine, or whatever the case may be.
I like a gentleman.
And I like a man with them eyes, and you got them eyes.
You already know.
All right, Hershey's.
All right, Hershey's stuffed chocolate.
Get your man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Watch your paw.
Watch your paw.
Um, no comment.
I know what that means!
I know what that means!
What did Starbucks say?
Do you want to go before me?
Why are you girls nervous?
I think you look good.
Thank you.
I'm more worried about you being a VIP at tables.
Okay, so I don't set well for you.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You look really good.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
I think he's a handsome guy.
I don't really care for his hair, though.
Whoa, that's a little racially motivated?
What the fuck?
That's crazy, right?
Yeah, that is crazy.
She likes him the most.
Now we know.
My preference, I just like men with leadership skills.
I like a man that can lead, a boss type of man.
Because I'm very much of a...
Sort of.
Yeah, because I've been pretty much independent my whole life.
Damn.
Never had a good dick.
Never had a good dick.
That's for sure.
Alright, let's hear it.
Anything about him or what are you looking for in a guy?
I'm looking for a protector.
Where are you from?
You have an accent.
You're Russian?
You're with Putin?
What the fuck?
KGB pussy in the chat, let's go!
So yeah, I'm looking for a protector and provider.
I'm more about conservative kind of type of family stuff, so yeah.
Okay, so you want the man to lead in a traditional role?
Okay, alright.
What are you looking for?
Okay, I need a secure man, alpha man, but I don't like my man being outside because I'm not outside.
If your man is working a job, is that bad?
Working a job outside?
It depends.
So you don't have faith in me, so if I come home because this is my job, you think it's not going to work like that?
Because I work in that industry like that?
I need to see you actually come back home every night at a certain time.
Oh, you need that security.
I ain't going to be that security for you.
Dan, I don't need you.
I respect that.
Okay.
Fair enough.
I don't want you.
Dan, he doesn't want you.
How does that make you feel?
He said he doesn't want you.
How does that make you feel?
How does it make you feel?
I think she spoke her piece.
We have three balloons left.
Alright, so three of them.
You gotta pop one balloon.
Right now?
Right now.
On the spot.
And you can grab any girl right now.
Nah, nigga.
Cannot do that.
Look how excited they got.
What the fuck?
He even did it in a sexual way.
What the fuck?
So ladies, questions for him?
Have you ever been married?
Nah.
Do you have any kids?
Yeah.
How many?
Two.
How many mothers?
Two.
Damn.
Yeah.
Are they past age 10?
No.
There we are.
What the?
Damn.
You got kids too?
Legitimate questions.
Legitimate questions.
No kids right here.
Stop the show.
Wait, wait, wait.
Really?
She's in my kids.
At this point, I'm going to meet a guy who would just rather, I don't know, not have no older kids at least.
How old are your kids?
16.
Tixie they're watching the show Listen listen one girl left with a balloon.
Yeah anything for her any questions at all.
She's so far What do you rate her out of ten like she's like Don't rate me out of 10.
I'm saying I'm way past the 10 scale.
Naturally beautiful.
You don't know about that.
I'm letting you know.
I need validation from you.
You ain't him boo.
I ain't got enough melanin to be.
Yes I do!
You ain't got enough melanin to even be...
I'm the blackest man here.
Yes for her?
Yes.
You got your man.
He got her!
Look at French's face!
He shook!
Whoa!
Wow, he did good!
I didn't know he gets to, like, go back there and touch them.
Yeah, I see she told me she had to go, yeah.
Okay.
Miss Russia's out.
She's gonna go conquer Ukraine.
Hi.
Oh my God.
Who's our next bachelor?
Okay, up next.
One sec.
I didn't know we get to go back there and touch them.
There's mine.
Mine's being taken by Fortune 500.
One more.
Should I get in the middle of them?
Yeah, I should, yeah?
I'll get in the middle of you guys.
I want to look at myself.
Come on down.
You're watching the Fresh and Fit podcast with Fresh Where's Myron?
He's at RSC. But he'll be here next week.
On Friday.
Okay.
Okay.
Contender, introduce yourself and tell us how horny you are.
Michael Zarati, 34.
I own a surgical center.
We do tattoos under general anesthesia.
Wait, that's a lot of money, right?
That is, yeah.
Wait, how much is that a year?
I mean, just roughly.
I mean, I make seven figures.
God damn, sir.
Get this nigga making money.
He owns the center.
You own the whole thing, right?
Ladies, just make sure you put this in your noggin.
He owns it.
It's not him working.
He owns it.
What do you look for in a woman?
Honestly, I like girls who are shy and just like, I look at non-verbals, so girls that maintain like good non-verbals, etiquette, things like that.
So body language you read up on more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then red flags, just two or one.
Red flags, I would say women with aggressive eye contact.
I don't...
I got a lot of trauma from the past, from previous relationships.
So, women looking at me in awe.
Like, so for example, I'm having a conversation with you.
Three girls are looking at me in awe.
I'm not saying you guys are right now.
Tends to be the girls that are like tossing glass in your face two months later.
So, drama.
You don't want drama?
No, not drama.
Just crazy chicks, right?
That's drama.
So basically, your eye contact, I would not be interested.
Oh, really?
You think I'm dramatic?
No, just your aggressive eye contact.
But you're a host.
I'm assuming you're a host, so that's normal.
I'm a host?
A host.
Oh, sorry.
You're hosting, yeah.
I thought he was going full circle.
Okay, whatever.
No, I'm trying to be respectful.
Another one would be probably like nipple rings or whatever they call them.
Piercings, nipple piercings.
I do have an aggressive eye contact, and I know you're not going to maintain it, and I am intimidating, and I don't want to have a problem with it or you calling me out on this, so respectfully, it's better for both of us for me to pop the balloon.
Oh, wow.
She knows herself.
I didn't mean it in, like, an intimidating.
I don't get intimidated.
I just meant more, like, I'm not into, like, aggressive eye contact, that's all.
Well, that's a problem, because I'm Russian, so it won't be a problem.
Well, you're going to be a problem either way, because you guys expect the guy to do everything and buy everything.
Don't speak for everybody.
Not into that.
Exactly, which is even worse.
So you're probably off the boat rushing now.
I'm not into it.
Anyways, next, next, next, next.
I can't even remember after all of that.
One second.
Go ahead.
I don't know.
Like, eye contact?
Like, eye contact's a big thing.
See, she's cute.
Like, I need to be able to watch...
If I'm going to have a man, I need to be able to watch my man at all times.
I think he's very rude.
I think what you just said, that you can mold her.
I don't know, you rubbed me the wrong way.
Rub her the right way.
Let's say this is your man, and he wants you to follow his lead.
Isn't he going to show you the way to follow his lead?
Is it not a good thing?
I mean, it's fine to want to lead, but it has to be both ways.
Both ways?
Yeah, we're not in 1902 where the man has to lead and provide and, you know, like what you said about her being fresh off the boat from Russia.
This is rude.
Very rude.
But was he lying though?
I don't know if she's fresh off the boat from Russia, but I think she didn't criticize him.
Are you fresh off the boat?
What does that mean?
Like you just got here from Russia?
She just got here.
She might be a good person, so you never know.
Alright, what about you?
The talk of trauma and eye contact and all that.
It's too much.
Alright, one left.
So, question for him at all?
anything you want to know about him like what are you like to do in your spare time Honestly, just like Sudoku, play Sudoku.
I don't really like read or anything, but just Sudoku, watch Netflix in my free time.
Just unwind.
You know, I own multiple businesses, so just kick it, really.
You know what I mean?
I do funny skits on the side, so right now it's like taking off.
I got a bunch of videos over.
Let's do a skit after this.
I'm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my shit's taking off right now.
Yeah.
Okay, question.
Is she your type?
No.
No?
No.
Is she your type?
I'm not really too...
I don't really have a type, so I would say yeah.
Okay.
So, is this a match for you or no?
Probably not, but I could see her being like a homie.
I could definitely kick her.
I like her energy and she's someone who I can kind of trust.
I can tell right away, I can trust her for sure.
His profession has a lot of money in it, so shout out to him.
Some of my tattoos are bootleg.
Maybe I need to come to you.
I got you.
The last one hurt too much.
I tried the numbing cream and it actually worked.
Being asleep, that's even better.
Just for the record, I'm a big supporter of women.
I'm a product of a single mother, only child.
This is just entertainment.
So it's just like, I was told to just be blunt, so I was just being blunt.
You know what I mean?
But I'm very respectful.
I appreciate that.
Thank you for coming, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
No, no, no.
It's not a match.
It's not?
Oh, never mind.
It's cool.
Look at the cock walk.
It's the honest group, though, bro.
Come back here.
Come back here.
All right.
All right.
I think-- Is there any more guys?
Last guy.
Thank you everyone.
You're watching the Fresher Fit world.
Let's come back.
Let's come back.
Don't worry.
I thought I had to go home.
Here, come on down.
Who's the...
You good?
First of all.
Alright.
Thank you, I see.
Energy.
Bring in the energy.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Take them, bro.
He's tall, rich, good-looking.
Go ahead, bro.
I just want to show that.
You feel me?
Oh, you got hair.
Let's go.
Okay.
Name each.
Be hot in that shit with no hairline.
Be wearing hats and shit.
That's the energy women like.
That's energy.
You're right.
Oh, she know you too.
Okay.
Hold on.
Yo!
Bring him back here!
Come back, come back!
That's Aura, child.
That's how you want to walk in.
He's hyped to be here.
The rest aren't hyped to be here.
He's ready to eat the bones.
Alright, guys.
Quiet on set.
Quiet on set.
Go ahead, Dave East.
Let's go.
Name, age, waiting for a living.
My name is Breon.
I'm 32 years old.
I'm a model here in Miami.
So, there you go.
Okay.
Alright, cool, Breon.
So, what is a deal breaker for you in a relationship or in a woman you want to date with?
Probably with your ex, but y'all still cool.
Fuck all that.
I'm the only one that you should be thinking about dealing with.
No exes, okay.
Hey, no pops, so it must have been true, you feel me?
Okay, and then, what do you look for in a woman?
Ooh, I say natural beauty and confidence, you feel me?
Like, just be you, baby, and that's it.
We'll take care of everything from there.
Wait, real quick, so are you turned off by a woman who wears a lot of makeup, or are you turned off by a woman who wears a lot of plastic surgery?
Nah, because I feel like some girls will get plaque surgery.
Like, that's what they want to do.
Do your thing, you feel me?
As long as I don't look too crazy, you feel me?
Because people be going crazy with that shit.
And then on top of that, with makeup, like, get girly.
Do your little pretty girl thing, you feel me?
Like, you could go no makeup or makeup.
Either way, like, I ain't no hater, you feel me?
Okay, we can do this in reverse real quick.
Ladies, questions for him at all?
Yeah.
We'll start right here.
Um, have you ever been married?
No, but I did almost get engaged once.
Oh, that's nice.
Almost.
Do you have any kids?
No.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Complicated.
This is the same motherfucker who just said.
No exes, nothing with the ex, da-da-da-da-da-da.
Just pop the balloon.
Shut up.
I'll give you that.
You're very handsome.
See, he was honest, right?
And girls said they want honesty.
I guess that you don't want honesty.
No, but he just said to us that he don't want us to be friends with our ex.
Double standards.
But it's real, though.
It's real.
Okay, what about you?
Um...
I don't have any questions here.
I'm a tourist, baby.
Are you originally from Miami or are you from somewhere else?
You said that I lose my virginity in Miami.
Are you originally from Miami?
Oh, no, no, no.
North Carolina, New York, New Jersey.
I'm an East Coast nigga all the way.
Okay.
Northeast.
Where did everyone lose their virginity?
In my bedroom.
Okay.
Columbia?
What are your kinks?
What the fuck?
Can we keep it service level?
Wait, should I answer that?
You really want me to answer that?
Yo, they all are freaks, man.
They all are freaks.
I got a few.
Give her one.
I like pretty feet.
It's okay.
That's enough.
I like pretty feet.
Yeah, that's too far.
I like pretty feet, though.
Because you said that you were in a situation ship with your ex.
Can't mess with that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
He said he was complicated with someone.
No, she said, do I got a girlfriend?
I said it's complicated.
Oh, well, yeah.
Can't do that.
Fair enough.
I don't believe in complicated.
It's either you with somebody or you single.
Oh, shit.
Black or white?
What is it?
Okay, question for them.
Are you in love?
Yeah.
A few.
Stop the cap.
Hey, my nigga being honest though.
He being honest.
I like that.
Hey, get on the nigga.
Get on the nigga for that.
Is he being real?
He's looking for a side piece of something.
Because you damn near about to get married, have kids on it.
So go give him a hug.
Okay.
You got to pop two balloons.
Right now.
On spot.
Who will they be?
I got to do it.
You got to do it.
She can't pop it herself.
Eliminate two.
Yeah.
Exclude yourself.
I can put this down?
Yeah.
Everyone.
Shh.
Shh.
Go to the back.
Everybody go to the back.
All right.
We've got these last two.
Okay, so what about these last two is calling your attention?
No, you know what?
Let's do it even better than that.
All right.
Real quick, why should he choose you over her?
I'm not going to convince him to choose me.
Wait, where are you from?
Hold on, where are you from?
What?
Accent, where are you from?
I'm from France.
Okay, bonjour, all that.
And bonjour.
Yeah, oui, oui.
I'm asking because, like, I think everyone here is special in their own way, and I want him to see why you stand out over somebody else.
I mean, he should be able to see it.
Nigga!
You gotta say it sometimes.
I want you to tell him who you are, what you're about, what you do, what you can do for him, maybe.
Well, he just said that he's in love with another woman, so...
How do you make a sign piece then?
He's very good looking, but he's in love with another woman and he wants to give her babies, so now I should advocate.
Okay, how would you stand out for him?
If you were to convince him why he should choose you, what would you say?
I don't know.
I feel like Miami's very surface level.
It is.
I feel like from the surface, I'm like a Curb your girl.
I look like I'm just like, you know here to do whatever but like if you really get to know me like I'm a girl that like I wake up in the morning.
I do my meditation.
I get my Pilates and like I You know like I got all that shit going for me also and I'm sure that you got shit going for you, too She's the only one with a balloon.
What are we doing?
What do you do for work?
What do you do for work?
I'm a content creator.
OnlyFans?
Just say it.
Just say it.
What do you do for work?
I'm a lawyer.
I'm a lawyer.
Why you pop your damn balloon?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You want the balloon back?
She don't want your balloon back.
Wait, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Let's put her on the picture.
Let's say she's not on the picture at all.
But he said it.
No, no, no, but let's just...
She already popped the balloon.
Exactly.
What are we arguing about?
Okay, so is it a match here, yes or no?
No.
I'm going to just say cool because don't be popping your balloon in going back.
Nah, hell no.
You got one chance.
Hold on, hold on.
Is she the puppet?
Would you pick her?
Nah.
No?
Nah.
All right, so nobody.
Yeah, I'm going to just keep my complicated situation.
You feel me?
All right, my nigga.
Because I know she's watching.
Yo, any last thoughts for the ladies?
Anything you want to say?
Y'all cool as fuck.
I'm going to be real.
That's it.
My nigga, you want me to give y'all some advice?
It's really well done.
Just keep it cool.
Niggas don't like all that rah-rah-rah shit.
That's it, though.
Hey, if the shoe fit, baby, don't be acting all pretty and calm and personal.
Tonight we out, right?
Tonight we out?
Oh, you already know, my nigga.
We outside tonight, you heard?
Alright, good.
Okay, guys, we're going to do a switch here.
Any chats at all?
Yes.
Thank you, bro.
All right.
All the ladies, I need you guys to go to the waiting room.
Come on, ladies.
All right.
Thank you, ladies.
Good job, ladies.
Good job.
Good job.
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How are you?
We met before, right?
I swear you've been on a show before.
Let's get a picture.
Let's get a...
Hey.
Hey.
I love Russia.
Let's go.
Does she actually go?
No.
Thank you.
How many matches do we have at this point?
We're gonna do an ad read and do some chats and then have the guys come in for the podcast.
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That was a lot.
All right.
Think about this.
That's a lot of money.
All right, there's some chats here.
All right.
Cam says, y'all should be asking ladies what's her relationship with her father, because if she has a good relationship with her father, she won't turn into a streetcaller, and thus will be a professional cream goblin.
No, we want the goblins.
What the fuck?
I mean, sometimes we do.
I'm the father now!
Okay.
Manlight Ninja says, who invited Putin to the FNF podcast?
The Russian girl.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
AV says, we need Zerkat's co-host next episode.
Yeah, they gotta cut a check, bro.
Fuck you, bro.
This setup is perfect.
You just have to get the girls mic'd up.
Yeah.
Okay?
We'll do it next time.
That is all.
Cool.
All right.
We're going to do the last segment here with the guys.
Guys, come on down to the stage.
Revenge time!
Revenge time!
Let's go!
Guys, the more mean you are, the more viral you go, the more money you make.
It's time for you to shine, brother.
Get that payback!
Get that payback, nigga!
Let's go!
Get that payback.
There you go, don't be shy.
Come on down, come on down.
Alright, cool.
Here we go, here we go.
All right, girls.
We're very brave.
The first round.
And now, it's on.
The ball's in your core.
The balloon's in your core.
All right, guys.
You're watching the Fresher Fit Podcast.
Nigga.
We're Brian.
There's one more balloon.
Look what you're doing.
All right.
So now we have blue balloons.
And this is going to be for the guys.
So, guys.
Revenge time.
They were mean to you.
You're trying now to pay back some payback.
All right.
Who's up first?
Truth comes out.
But with respect, everyone.
Always with respect.
Oh, you know what's funny?
Some people laugh, they're scared.
Okay, who's the next?
All right, wait, are we?
Well, we're cramped up here.
You said they got scared, they got leave, they don't want to get talked bad to?
Some got scared, man.
The only one I know that got scared was Chicago.
Well, she didn't get scared, but she left.
They can give it, but they cannot take it.
Yeah, that's the only one I would have picked back there.
Yeah, you catch it real, bro.
I feel bad, man.
I feel bad.
I'm always about kindness and respect.
What about the girls that were in the red and this one?
They weren't respectful?
I'm about to kill them.
There were no-- hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
You're nothing, guys.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
They're argumentative.
I agree with you.
Yeah, they could have toned it down.
But always, if you give respect, you're always going to get it.
Yeah, well, they didn't give respect, so they're not going to get it right now.
Just bring that first girl out, man.
We ain't going to do too much talking.
Bring that first girl out.
Get my pen ready, nigga!
Get my pen ready!
All right, who's our first lady?
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FFpod.org Damn She didn't even talk yet Oh three on facial We've done introductions Name, age, and what you do for a living Uh My name's Trinity, my age is 21, and I do OnlyFans.
Okay, so now we're gonna do...
Y'all fucked up probably the balloon, cause she'll probably let y'all hit on her first date.
Goddamn, nigga!
Okay, okay, okay.
So, we're gonna do this in order here.
So, we're gonna ask questions.
What are you looking for?
And then red flags.
What am I looking for?
I don't know.
She's shook.
She's shook.
What are you looking for?
Nice...
I don't know, like...
Fuck, like...
Red flags.
Stop, okay, I need to stop saying fuck.
Red flags.
Promoter.
Imagine the meme with the girl and the four black guys on the couch.
She's like, fuck, stop laughing.
I'm going to use a promoter, what else?
Promoter, like, fucking...
I don't know.
and what you don't want she's the horniest for sure she's the horniest not really okay she doesn't know what she well maybe you might find it here okay so let's start here um we're gonna do questions for her anything you want to ask her um how many boyfriends do you have Do I have?
Currently?
Zero?
I think he's sugar daddies.
Zero.
I mean, like, I guess like my OnlyFans, like, there could be sugar daddies.
Who are you sleeping with?
No one.
Right now.
Yo, okay.
You still have your balloon?
Question for her.
How old are you?
21.
And you're already doing OnlyFans?
Of course.
I should have started at 18.
I should have started at 18.
What do you mean?
Could have been making money this whole time.
I just now started at 21.
What do you mean?
I'll be giving you a balloon.
Of course he's keeping it.
- Question for her? - She live on Biscayne Boulevard.
Goddamn.
- Question for her? - Why are you a hoe?
- Huh?
- Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sit louder.
- Why are you a hoe?
Why?
Does that mean she's selling everybody?
Isn't a hoe like someone who actually...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have a follow-up question.
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
- Hold on, I have a follow up question.
Why are you a hoe?
- A hoe! - Oh my.
- Why?
- How do you rebuttal that?
- No! - How do I rebuttal that?
- Greg! - Greg! - Greg! - Damn.
- Oh, Greg got to chill.
Are you brave enough to answer Greg's question?
- Why am I a hoe?
I don't know.
I'm gonna ask like You gotta answer first, then you can ask.
I mean, okay, I gotta answer.
Um, I don't know, because it's fun in the streets, I guess.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I respect the answer.
It's honesty, it is honesty.
It is fun in the streets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, like, if y'all, okay, put this in perspective.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop, stop.
Zerka, I think it's time for Castle Club.
Castle Club?
No, no, no, no.
We got one more question and then Castle Club.
Oh, oh, because the next question is going to make her cry.
Yeah, yeah, go to Castle Club.
This is the show, part of the show we go to Castle Club.
It's going to be kind of X-rated here.
So type in right now.
Castle Club, put a link in the chat, guys, if you don't mind.
And Zerka, Garrity.
Are you okay?
What's going to happen?
Hold on, Ty!
Give me that hug.
French, give her a hug.
She's being attacked.
I don't want to cry.
I want a hug.
You don't want a hug?
No, I'm kidding.
Right now, it's going to be crazy right now.
Trust me when they say it, it's going to be crazy.
Come to Castle Club right now, guys.
How much are we?
Are we there?
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