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July 6, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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	Alright.
	We should be live.
	Let's see here.
	Should be live ninjas.
	Alright.
	I see we're live on YouTube.
	Should be live ninjas.
	Alright.
	I see we're live on YouTube.
	Alright.
	The show goes on, guys.
	We're live on YouTube.
	We're about to cook on here.
	The show goes on, guys.
	We're about to cook on here.
	Time to cook, my friends. my friends.
	The show goes on, guys.
	Can't leave on that fucking IRL stream.
	And we're gonna stream tomorrow for you guys, so I'm gonna give some extra value.
	I'm already 1-0.
	I played one game and won.
	Let me fix my record.
	All right.
	Time to cook, man.
	America.
	Damn.
	First diversified creator on YouTube.
	The one from IRL streams, conspiracy theories, talking about what's really going on in the world.
	Now we're about to cook on Overwatch.
	Most diversified.
	And I've been practicing.
	You guys are about to see some cooking right now.
	Angie's next to me playing.
	You guys can hear her yelling at her team because they're trash.
	Improv2stream, just decided to jump in here.
	Shoutout to all my cats, including the vins in here, we live everywhere, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter.
	All the armor in the world can't save you from a one-placed bullet.
	How do you think your fancy jumpsuit puts bear against my hammer?
	I will keep you safe.
	Five, four, I'll see if Chinaman's on too Oh!
	I don't have a healer Alright, let's carry Awesome BOOM Oh, get fucked!
	Here we go!
	Two HP by the cook.
	These dudes are trash.
	Much better.
	What the hell?
	We need to stop that payload, team.
	I'm a little short ass.
	How about that?
	Stop over here. - And get up.
	Mario's voice Huh?
	Yeah, he knows better than running he knows better than running at me now Mario's voice Yeah, come on, yeah Still weren't on gang
	Mario's voice Mario's voice We got flops.
	What the f**k?
	Oh f**k I got nervous!
	Trucker Queen's shooting me.
	Alright, we're in the voice channel.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	Should be Sk Sk Sk Oh-oh-oh realization sounds the enemy aura
	purple Emerging They still haven't seen my eyes.
	Enemy here!
	Try to the end
	Already?
	Alright, I'll see you tomorrow then I guess?
	Take over Come on I'm really feeling the heat
	Let the Kitsune guide you Let the Kitsune guide you Let the Kitsune guide you Let the Kitsune guide you Let the Kitsune guide you Let the Kitsune guide you I'm feeling the heat Come on Try a little harder
	Oh What the fuck, stupid?
	We're cooking now.
	Let's go, we cooking now.
	Fuck.
	Let's go, cooking.
	Fuckin'.
	bitch almost got rocked I'm unstoppable oh oh oh oh oh no time
	to waste It's time for the reckoning!
	Wow!
	They still haven't seen my eyes.
	That's awesome.
	Come on, man!
	What's up, guys?
	Yeah, I'm streaming right now, man, because obviously I can't go to sleep.
	I'm mad about the IRL. So, yeah, so I'm here now.
	Doing a gaming stream.
	Cause I'm pissed off.
	So yeah.
	So no, I don't want to go to sleep.
	I want to keep giving y'all some content, give you guys some of my reflections.
	We had some good content, man, but some of it got fucking erased while we were livestreaming, so...
	Not happy about that.
	So...
	Here I am.
	Show goes on, bro.
	It is what it is.
	We're gonna keep going, man.
	I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING! I'm mad because our stream went down twice.
	So I'm here.
	Taking my frustration out on these scrubs.
	I'm about to cook them.
	High noon on these scrubs.
	Five, four, three.
	Shout out to the haters in the chat too on Rumble.
	Never understand you guys.
	Watching someone you don't like.
	won't make sense to me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
	oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
	Did we get this romantic here?
	What the fuck are we doing?
	Bro.
	One shot on this idiot.
	Surrender to my will.
	This is all I have.
	Bro.
	Gale the Maholic.
	He's in his fucking trap.
	That's exactly what I expected.
	Wakriya's one shot behind you guys.
	He's on the high ground and he still almost died.
	That sucks.
	Lucky shot.
	I'm on fire!
	Of course.
	I want to move the payload.
	That is charm this time.
	I'm not getting no fucking support.
	Let's go.
	Fuck you!
	Let's go Yo, can I get some fucking support from my goddamn team you fucking scrubs?
	Holy shit!
	One shot on the ball.
	That's all the fuck.
	Kill this ball, Reaper.
	Hold.
	I will suffer as I have.
	maybe a different angle get oh my bro
	yeah we're gonna need reinforcements The ram is one.
	Let's go.
	Two dead on their team.
	Can I get some fu-?
	That's it, man.
	My team is trash, I need to heal myself, so now I'm really about to cook.
	You fucking idiots are about to get your shit pushed in now.
	I get no fucking support man Fuck you I Yeah back the fuck off bitch Yo Can I get some help?
	You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro!
	fucking trash sick transit Gloria I Fucking terrible teammates, man.
	You motherfuckers are trash, bro.
	I can't get away with this.
	No fucking support man.
	Oh my god man.
	Fucking lost man.
	Fucking garbage.
	This Amnikabot fucking sucks.
	You fucking suck bro.
	18,000 damage.
	Fucking terrible.
	Fucking trash man.
	Let me get Chinaman on here.
	Shit pisses me the fuck off I'm gonna go to the next one I'm gonna go to the next
	one Alright let me Let me see if Chinaman's on.
	Because this shit's pissing me off, bro.
	Playing with a bunch of idiots I'm gonna use the same thing to use I'm gonna use the same thing I'll use the same thing to use I'm gonna use the same thing to use I'm gonna use the same thing
	Got some dried mangoes and protein chips That's how you stay from being fat guys.
	Kids on my team are fucking garbage.
	I'm not sure how to do it.
	Definitely don't want to pull that scrub on my team no more.
	Avoided.
	Terrible. Terrible.
	Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.
	A lot of this health shit is a scam, bro.
	It's bullshit.
	Control your calories, go to the gym, eat well, you'll be fine.
	I find hilarious people say, oh, I don't drink tap water, but they're fat as fuck.
	That doesn't make sense.
	Dudes will be fat as fuck and sit there and tell you I don't drink tap water.
	Motherfucker, you got bigger problems to deal with.
	it.
	Yeah, Scoop Fox, if you're a IRL camera like pro, let me know.
	But, it's always the fucking people that don't go to the gym and they're fat that say dumb shit like, oh, I don't drink Bro, you literally are fat.
	Shut up.
	Your opinion is invalid.
	Obesity detected, opinion rejected.
	That's what I say to fat people every single time.
	Obesity detected, opinion rejected.
	Prepare to attack.
	Select your hero.
	I'm one and one now.
	Someone needs to fill this saddle.
	I hope they put up a fight.
	Yeah, this is what I'm eating, guys.
	Solely organic mango strips.
	I always felt a little out of place in Overwatch.
	But I'm still not sure I belong with y'all.
	I don't know if y'all can see how it says we're getting mango.
	That's it, man.
	The formula escapes me.
	5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
	Attack Kormesi.
	Escort the payload.
	"I'm going to go to the ground." "I'm going to go to the ground." "You appear to join me." "I'm going to go to the ground." "Stupid."
	"I'm going to go to the ground." "Stupid." Stupid.
	One dead?
	Yeah, fuck.
	Snooping.
	I'm going to get you ready.
	I'm going to get you ready.
	A bit early.
	Dust off the boots.
	Zarya!
	Ready for duty. Ready for duty.
	Ready for duty.
	Ready for duty.
	Have a good night.
	Have a good night.
	Yeah, um, can we like, um...
	We got this ball, sitting in our back line.
	The ball was weak.
	Hey, it's a big difference when you don't have a carry Isn't it good?
	It's a big difference You can tell You can tell.
	I don't know what the hell you're saying.
	Balls one.
	Balls one.
	Balls literally one shot.
	Okay.
	Awesome No one's doing damage, bro I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing.
	Gotta touch payloads.
	Alright, we're not touching payloads.
	Awesome.
	Awesome.
	Fucking sorry.
	Why the fuck do I get you sorry motherfuckers on my team?
	I didn't see one grab from the sorry-ass Glitterfarts kid.
	How do you have 2,000 damage, 4,000 damage, 1,800, 2,300?
	You motherfuckers are garbage.
	The fuck are you guys doing?
	You fucking retards.
	You stupid fucks.
	Holy shit!
	We got this fucking idiot.
	I don't even know what gender this fuck is.
	Talking shit.
	There's sorry ass Zara in our team.
	Fucking garbage.
	And fucking credible.
	Saying a bunch of fucking nothing.
	I didn't hear one grab from your sorry ass, you fucking idiot!
	Fucking trash!
	This turn needs a cost.
	Absolutely fucking trash.
	How the fuck do I got 7,000 damage and the next person has 4,700?
	What the fuck were you fucking motherfuckers doing?
	Holding your dick in your fucking hands?
	Fucking trash!
	Fucking embarrassment!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Nobody knows who the fuck you are!
	Shut up!
	Why don't you shut the fuck up, dude?
	Why don't you turn the fuck out and suck your own dick, you fucking bitch?
	How about you go in the fucking kitchen and make a sandwich?
	You suck!
	You fucking suck!
	The only thing you did was call it the fucking ball!
	You fucking suck!
	That's the only thing you fucking did!
	That's the only thing you fucking did was call it the fucking ball!
	I was shooting at everybody!
	That's it!
	That's all you did!
	That's all you did was call it ball was one!
	Ball was one!
	Ball was one!
	Yeah!
	And you don't shoot anything, because you suck!
	Because you fucking suck!
	You're as bad as a fucking doofus, dude!
	You're as bad as You should be making a sandwich.
	You stupid bitches should not be on this game.
	Fucking trash.
	Oh, what's that teamfist?
	What's that teamfist?
	I'm not the fucking doofist, you dumb bitch!
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm not doofist, you fucking dumbass!
	You dumb fucking whore!
	You're playing like him.
	You're fucking playing like him.
	You fucking idiot.
	You literally have low IQ. You are dumb as fuck.
	You're dumb as fuck.
	You are dumb as fuck.
	Not even fucking healing.
	Sitting here with low eight fear in front of you.
	What are you doing?
	Nothing.
	Incredible.
	Every single girl I've ever seen play this game.
	Fucking suck cock.
	Holy shit.
	Every time.
	How are you talking shit when you're two and four?
	Shut up, bitch!
	Shut the fuck up!
	You fucking suck!
	You're a dumb whore!
	You're two and four!
	You're two and four, bitch!
	You're two and four!
	What the fuck are you even flexing me?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	You fucking suck!
	You are fucking trash!
	You stupid bitch!
	You stupid sandwich making fucking whore!
	Shut the fuck up!
	You should not even be here!
	You are useless!
	You are useless!
	Guarantee your fat!
	Bitch!
	Fucking terrible!
	And fucking credible!
	Let me make sure I avoid that bitch.
	What is her name?
	Glitterfarts?
	Stupid whore.
	Avoid his teammate.
	Fucking garbage.
	Stupid bitches always suck at this game.
	And there's so many women that play this game.
	And they fucking suck every single fucking time.
	They're always trash, bro.
	Always.
	Useless, yo.
	They suck at everything they do!
	Damn.
	The first thing I could join in the chat I heard that.
	Stupid bitches.
	Sigh I don't know.
	She's an oily-faced, pimple-ridden, fat bitch that probably has red hair.
	Looks like Ronald McDonald's on Saturdays.
	Bitch.
	Fuck garbage.
	These old watchos are always trash, bro.
	They're always trash.
	they do people in this game doesn't have Uh, their mindset will win.
	They only wanna have fun.
	But they are never gonna improve.
	That bitch eats nothing but Lay's chips.
	The classic kind, guaranteed.
	Guaranteed.
	Acne all up in her face.
	I'm eating chips, but what am I doing?
	I'm eating fucking protein chips, motherfuckers.
	I'm always on my goals.
	Shred it year-round.
	That bitch?
	Only thing that she shreds is a bag of chips.
	Lay's.
	Classic.
	Guaranteed.
	I'll never book again, Jack.
	Never.
	Being fat is not it, bro.
	That shit sucks, bro.
	Being fat.
	I've been fat before.
	It's just not fun.
	at all.
	Oh, Niels, Niels, you want to play? you want to play?
	But we're playing open queue right now, Needle.
	So what's your rank in open queue?
	Q What point over right now And Jackie's open Q man Yeah, open kill.
	Yeah, I mean, check his open kill rank.
	You have his friend, right?
	Needles?
	I could, but my hands are full right now.
	Okay.
	Yeah, bitch had the nerve to call me fat.
	Bitch, I'm shredding you around.
	That's it.
	Look.
	Year round, man!
	Year fucking round!
	That's it!
	There's no.
	And that's what we're eating all day.
	Shredded year round!
	Year fucking round!
	Never fat!
	fact that's just unacceptable Mario can you beat Walsh in Halo Walsh is a GOAT, man.
	Double shot king.
	Alright, Nido said he's flat. Nido said he's flat.
	Alright, we can play.
	Alright, Needles.
	Where you at here?
	Alright, Needles.
	It won't let me invite you, though.
	Bro, leave your queue, you fucking bum.
	Leave your queue.
	Nita's actually gonna be out with us tomorrow, man.
	Make sure our fucking IRL doesn't fuck up this time.
	Yo.
	What's up, motherfucker?
	Let's run it.
	Yeah, let's fucking destroy these kids.
	I'm fucking pissed off.
	Yeah, I saw that last loss.
	It was bad.
	Bro, idiots on my team, bro.
	You saw that shit?
	How much damage I was doing?
	Yeah, she was terrible bro.
	You asked me what keyboard I'm using?
	There's a keyboard I'm using.
	Let me see if I can fucking extend this shit out so I can show you.
	This is the keyboard I'm using.
	This is a, uh...
	Ducky.
	Ducky keyboard.
	To be honest with y'all, I'm about to get another one, though.
	Because I don't like that this shit doesn't have the arrows.
	Shit pisses me off, man.
	I need the fucking arrows, bro.
	So...
	That's the keyboard I use.
	Yeah, the smaller keyboard...
	Because some players, the desk is small.
	So they're trying to make a...
	Yeah, I got a big desk, so I don't even need that shit.
	I don't even need that fucking little-ass keyboard.
	I'm a dog keeper too.
	You know dog is a Chinese brand, I mean?
	What was that?
	Do you know that Ducky is a Chinese brand, Maren?
	No, I didn't know that.
	Ducky.
	Yeah, Ducky is a Chinese brand.
	Goddamn, the Chinese make everything, bro.
	Oh, Needles is playing as Hanzo?
	Yeah.
	You're trash, bro.
	I can buy your same...
	Bro, you put me on the wrong team.
	I can't even, like, shoot.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, you're trash anyway.
	You're dead, nigga.
	Bro, you literally put me on the NPC team.
	Well...
	You realize my bullets do no damage to you.
	I know, it's funny.
	It's time for me to die, boyo.
	Yeah, basically I can buy your same keyboard in China like a $20, man.
	Really?
	That's fucked up, man.
	Then they'll be charging me like a hundred.
	Yeah.
	Scammer Chinese, bro.
	The taxes.
	The Texas and the...
	Yeah.
	Oh, dang.
	Over C is the guy taking more.
	Play a mouse and keyboard less than a year, chat.
	I'm over here cooking.
	in.
	Come here, you Australian whore.
	God.
	All right, there we go.
	All right.
	And chat, you guys are probably wondering It's because I turned off the sound effects so that we can chat.
	You guys can hear me and these ninjas talk.
	Yeah, so Needles, be at my house at like, fuck, like 8.
	Everybody's showing up at 8.
	I'm going to be out on the streets by 9.
	You guys just had some issue with the bag?
	That's it?
	I don't know what the fuck it was, man.
	I mean, you can look at it, bro.
	The shit was like, again, choppy and shit while we're out there, man.
	Pissing me off, man.
	Yeah, Bills called me earlier.
	It was some weird shit, but I put him in touch with the guys who actually run the backpack stuff, so they could definitely help, but I'll take a look at it, too.
	Yeah, fucking scrubs, man.
	Pissing me off, man.
	These backpack niggas, man.
	Yeah, no, we literally had to go to, like, three different backpacks.
	We had it, like, I think the worst.
	Three backpacks?
	It was so bad.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We had to get them exchanged so many times.
	And they had to, like, manually just boost ours.
	Like, it was terrible.
	That's fucking bullshit, man.
	Like, you would think these niggas would do better, like, what the fuck, man?
	Yeah, especially with how much they fucking tax for those bags.
	Yeah!
	Those bags are expensive, dude.
	It costs, like, 10k to get that bullshit, man.
	I think they're just, like, terribly set up, if you ask me.
	Like, I've been, like, trying to set up with a different actual backpack the whole time, because I think it's, like, the way they have it set up is terrible, and it's, like, insane that people have to pay that much.
	Yeah, it's fucking trash.
	Like, a barely working product.
	It's literally trash, bro.
	It's fucking garbage, man.
	These IRL motherfuckers.
	We're on YouTube, so I can't say exactly what I want to say, but fuck them, dude.
	Scrubs.
	Might have to just go Roku, because this shit is taking forever.
	What the fuck, man?
	I want to get matched up with that fucking bitch.
	Okay, good.
	We got a game.
	Alright.
	Yo, if we play against her...
	Nah, she's not.
	I avoided her on our team.
	I just wanted her to be on the other team.
	Yeah.
	We got this.
	I don't need to heal needles so you can heal them.
	We only got one healer.
	Alright.
	Are you like a ball main?
	I can play everything.
	You can ask for that.
	Yeah, China man can play everything.
	Alright, let's join team chat so I can harass them if they're trash.
	We're playing by my rules.
	Time to rock these boys.
	Yeah, chat, this is game three.
	I'm one and two right now, which is fucking annoying.
	They got Batiste.
	They got jungle queen.
	They got hog bodies to jungle queen.
	Alright.
	Let's cook.
	Reinhardt.
	There are two tanks and three healers.
	Yo, how the fuck did he hook me over the corner?
	Nice job, Needles.
	You're trash.
	First one to die.
	Okay, that's two dead on our team.
	Awesome.
	I got one.
	I got one.
	Baptiste is half?
	Baptiste is low?
	Yeah, fine.
	I got Baptiste.
	I got you here.
	Alright, alright.
	They don't got healers.
	Let's push, let's push.
	They don't got healers.
	Hog has no hook?
	No Ana back?
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, they got three healers, minor.
	oh yeah yeah okay and i know nobility oh the fuck is gonna die Get fucked, fat boy!
	Yeah, I'm backing, I'm backing, I'm backing.
	I'm out of here, I'm out of here Oh!
	That's not good.
	I got one!
	I got one!
	Nice kill all the other.
	I know.
	They still haven't seen my ace.
	I'm flying, boys.
	I can touch.
	I can touch you.
	I can touch you.
	What the fuck?
	This new solo winner?
	Fuck you Fuck you I First healer, healer's gone.
	Let's go, I'm fucking down!
	I'm not kill, I'm not.
	I'm gonna kill, I'm not.
	You get scared off Reinhardt, okay?
	Hello.
	Greetings.
	Reinhardt trying to break his shield.
	Nice, good cook.
	There we go, good stuff.
	Ah I've got a high ground Hog is low Let's kill Ryan.
	Let's kill Ryan.
	Yeah, he's half.
	truck man nevermind i got one drawing one you cut down now Cooking.
	Let's go!
	Fuck you, let's go!
	Can I have a second, let's push!
	Oh, what the?
	Let's push, let's push!
	It's okay, let's push!
	Keep pushing!
	Keep pushing!
	I really feel it.
	I'm not.
	This is so weird.
	Score.
	Zero.
	Zero.
	Switching sides.
	Yeah, my aim is so bad.
	That's my first one.
	Chat, who do you guys want to see me play?
	McCree or Soldier?
	Chat.
	McCreer Soldier chat, what do you guys want to see?
	I Can play our suit but this kid took ash I'd get dizzy always rolling around like that.
	I Tell me you're always right side up.
	The hamster says that, unlike you, he does not imitate tumbleweeds.
	Hey now, what is that supposed to mean?
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Children, behave.
	Children, behave.
	Five, four, three...
	I'm sure you guys saw my Ash gameplay, bud.
	One, attack commence.
	I mean they're back Oh shit hog is anti Mercy, cook!
	Let's go!
	You guys see that tracking?
	Jesse that's rocket Poggy people aim is on point at chat.
	Okay Hog's left.
	Hog's left on point.
	Hog's left on point.
	Hog's left on point, man.
	Hog on point, man.
	Got him.
	Nice.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, fuck.
	I shot everybody there.
	Yeah, you suck, Needles.
	You suck.
	You didn't heal me.
	You were on top, bro.
	Not very good.
	Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Got you.
	Nice.
	Antime.
	Gunshot Gunshot Ana's one shot.
	Gunshot Oh my god.
	That's so much damage.
	Oh my god.
	You guys win this.
	You guys win this.
	Damn.
	You slept.
	You slept on point.
	Yo, carry on point too.
	Nano Myron!
	Oh, we lit now!
	Come here, motherfuckers!
	I'm better anti him.
	I'm better anti him.
	All ints.
	Alright!
	That was awesome.
	That was awesome.
	Okay, next fight.
	Am I wrong?
	I'm better in team 2.
	Run run run run run please I got one My bush.
	Hogs left on point.
	Maga low?
	They're also low!
	Mug on point with you guys.
	Mug and one shot on point.
	Got him.
	We're on our way of fading.
	We're good.
	What are you shooting?
	He borrowed his gun controller.
	What the fuck?
	That aim was trash.
	I think he just lost.
	He got overwhelmed.
	Sounds of a gun Throw you his cage and shoot to the teammates.
	Hook it now baby.
	Bob!
	Do something!
	No one can hide.
	I'm like a shark.
	Triple.
	I'm like a shark.
	Attaboy, Bob.
	Fuck that dog!
	No one can hide.
	I'll push my hand over here.
	Stay out of my way.
	That one's on the house.
	No one can hide.
	The ultimate is late.
	The ultimate is the ultimate.
	Minutes.
	I am a hacker.
	I am a hacker.
	Alright, we got some victims. we got some victims.
	Let's go.
	Now arriving at Nijang Tower.
	Prepare for battle.
	Select your opinion.
	Someone needs to fill this saddle.
	I'm here to support you.
	Alright, time to cook.
	Join team chat so I can harass them.
	We're two and two?
	Stay sharp.
	It's harder to keep you alive when you distract it.
	Two and two, right chat?
	Okay.
	Children, behave.
	Good kitty.
	No?
	Three and one.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	'cause I lost games before you got 'em.
	Get the chocolate queen the fuck outta here, bitch.
	Fuck.
	Oh, he couldn't do it.
	He couldn't do it.
	Now he's gonna pay for that.
	Come here, fat boy!
	Come here, boy!
	Come on, boy.
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	No hook.
	No flame strike.
	Nice boob.
	Oh Oh, I slept on all the way in the back They're coming from behind yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, behind, behind.
	Here comes the hammer down.
	Hog no hook.
	Hog no hook.
	No, no.
	He doesn't have the merge.
	Hooker queen belted.
	Hog no hook.
	Hog no hook.
	Ryan has won.
	Ryan has won.
	I got you China man Fuck man, but about a nano you'll I'm about to nano you.
	I'm in the back low on their team Monkey dead.
	Monkey dead.
	What a dumbass.
	Come back, Maren.
	You're too ult, Maren.
	Yeah, I'm behind, behind.
	I slapped him.
	I slapped.
	He's half-held.
	We need to reboot.
	Maren, Maren.
	Don't peek the hog, Maren.
	Stay behind the rock No We need a we need a record Come back.
	Wait for me.
	Wait for me, wait for me.
	They're dead.
	We need to come back.
	I'm here, man.
	I'm just sitting here.
	You can't help me.
	No, no.
	We need to come back.
	Come back.
	Oh, there's a Winston.
	There's a Winston up.
	I can keep your bubble, get up.
	I can keep your bubble.
	Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Pog is in our Myra spawn.
	Follow me, Myra.
	Myra, follow me.
	He's anti.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, my God.
	Monkey's left.
	Monkey's left.
	Oh, fuck.
	She wouldn't nano him.
	He's low, though.
	He's low.
	Monkey's so low.
	Stay sharp.
	We need to reboot, please, guys.
	This is ridiculous.
	I'm just sitting in this room here the whole time.
	You need to get out of that room, man.
	I'm about to die.
	I need help.
	Goddammit, bro.
	Yeah, because you stay in that room, you're gonna die.
	Ouch!
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you.
	We gotta get in there in touch, man.
	We gotta get in there in touch, man.
	Maybe a different A. Monkey slept.
	Monkey dead.
	Can we get some points?
	It was too much time in that room.
	We cannot stay in that room.
	Bro, what the fuck, man, was that?
	Fucking trash.
	What the fuck were we doing?
	Yeah, I told you.
	When you need to wait for me, I get out of that room.
	We need to waste too much time in that room.
	You guys just stood in the back lines right there.
	They didn't even move forward.
	Okay.
	- Celebration on interior travel forever.
	All in the end. - Calibration complete.
	Yes, that good. - Not losing these fucking sorry ass kids, dude.
	Yeah, you need to do better positioning.
	Then maybe don't stand in the back lines and push forward.
	Capture the objective.
	We must reverse the course that we are on.
	Khera's low, drop down.
	You guys are empty.
	Here we go.
	I'm going to kill you.
	Joker Queen coming to you.
	Ryan has half.
	Got it.
	What the fuck?
	This Reinhardt's in this room with us.
	I'm about to die.
	Here we go.
	Alright!
	Mario's voice All right!
	Just gonna stagger all game.
	That's not gonna help us win, guys.
	I'm here with you, I'm with you.
	I mean, you guys just ran away from me, so what the fuck?
	Dude, shut the fuck up and stop crying.
	Just play the game.
	You've got a weapon!
	That's good, jump with me!
	- I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. - Rupert Queen has won.
	- I didn't feel my team.
	- We're all dead, dude.
	Clear, you're not paying attention.
	Oh, because you're three and five?
	Oh, I know that.
	Thank you.
	Not exactly what I expected.
	Trigger Queen on our healer.
	Trigger Queen dead.
	That's true, dad.
	3 dead.
	Let's go!
	Cookin!
	Let's go!
	Ryan, how about a fucking shield maybe?
	Why don't you pop your shield up, bro?
	What do you want me to do whenever I get slept?
	What the fuck?
	I got a point.
	You were not slept, bro.
	Put your shield up when you see there's about a hole.
	I got 2,000 damage in the whole game.
	I got hit with something that put me down on the ground.
	I give you 2 bubbles!
	I can't do anything if I'm on the ground.
	What do you want me to do?
	You're fucking stupid.
	Yo, Pharah on the side.
	We get this Pharah?
	Pharah 1, let's go.
	You know You guys just stood in the back on the whole fucking time that they know shut the fuck up and play the game though, so Shut up, bro.
	Holy shit.
	No, I have not, bro.
	Shut up.
	Nobody's talking about you.
	Holy shit.
	Bro, relax.
	Relax.
	Just relax.
	You just bitched at me because I got fucking shattered like something.
	Dude, stop talking.
	Just stop talking and play the game.
	Stop talking.
	You guys have been talking the whole time now whenever I get on the mic.
	I'm the problem.
	Dude, you guys are hilarious, bro.
	You guys are hilarious.
	I don't have yours, I don't have yours, wait wait wait.
	Ohhhh.
	Ryan has one, got him.
	Junker Queen, Junker Queen, we can still kill Junker Queen.
	You guys are anti-ed.
	Booker Queen is less than half.
	Perish room you guys are in the back.
	She's running Okay She's one.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	Drunker Queen, nice.
	Nice.
	It's melted, bitch.
	Ferro one, ferro one, ferro one!
	Behind the shield.
	Pharoah one behind the shield.
	Ryan is low.
	Ryan is low as hell.
	Marry the boy.
	Got her.
	Fuck outta here, bitch.
	Nice!
	Let's go!
	fucking gone Aaron can you go bodies?
	So we can win this?
	Yeah.
	Another day, another bounty.
	Okay, go ahead.
	This kid's not gonna get out ball.
	It's okay.
	Both boys fine.
	Just lock the right, right, right, right.
	She got six and eight.
	boys let's kill this remata with me We need your Remato.
	I'm on point.
	I'm on point.
	Omar, stay behind me.
	You're a hater man.
	Alright, you gotta answer those.
	The Reinhardt never puts his shield up, man.
	Just swinging.
	Just swinging, bro.
	Literally behind them.
	I can hit with Farrah rockets.
	Okay, Shenando the ramp.
	Shenando the ramp.
	Let's kill Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
	Point, point, point, point.
	Yeah, get point, guys.
	Skid point They use three ultimates Three fucking ultimates, man, for one.
	I have full energy.
	I've come back.
	I survived it.
	Christian, with you.
	Yeah, literally you gotta stop getting outplayed by their right heart, bro Holy fuck man on on the back on the back alone I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, China man.
	Kill this idiot, let's go.
	Let's go China man, how about you?
	Krika half.
	Yo Krika one, Krika one in the back line.
	I need help, need help, need help, need help.
	One point, one point, on point.
	They should've, it's way harder than it needs to be man.
	Fucking.
	Fucking kids on the other team are fucking garbage, we shouldn't be struggling like this, they fucking suck dick.
	Don't push!
	Don't push!
	What about my ult?
	I'm trying to, man!
	Yo!
	Fine!
	You gotta...
	Go fuckin'...
	Don't stand around with your shield up, my guy.
	Shut the fuck up, you're a retard.
	You're literally a fucking retard.
	You're a fucking retard.
	You fucking suck.
	You're lucky we're keeping your sorry ass alive.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You are so lucky we're keeping your sorry ass alive.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You literally fucking suck, kid.
	You literally fucking suck.
	Stress me out for no reason.
	Your name is I am the Licker.
	It should be I am a retard.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You fucking dumbass.
	You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	You fucking suck.
	You probably drunk right now.
	You stupid fuck.
	You fucking suck.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You just got carried.
	You literally got carried.
	You have 15 and 11.
	You fucking suck.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	My fault you overextend.
	What the fuck, man?
	Yo, this game is filled with fucking retards, bro!
	Fucking idiots!
	Kid should've died like four times!
	I saved this sorry ass!
	Stressing me the fuck out!
	Because he fucking sucks!
	Stupid fuck!
	Fucking retard, man!
	God fucking damn, I hate stupid people!
	Fucking hate them, man!
	Holy shit!
	And fuckin' credible, man!
	And fuckin' credible!
	These fuckin' idiots!
	Every time!
	These low IQ fuckin' retards don't know what the fuck they're doin'!
	My fuckin' back hurts carrying these fucks!
	I can barely stand up straight!
	My fuckin' back has been hurting for fuckin' months!
	I mean that shit literally!
	In a game, in real life, these kids fuckin' suck!
	Fuckin' shit, man!
	We won that game, but it was fuckin' stressful!
	Motherfuckers are terrible!
	What did- What did you throw, Maren?
	What the fuck?
	Don't tell me you're through your mouth.
	Damn, what happened?
	Let me check out the string.
	Man, I broke my fucking headset!
	God damn it, man!
	No way!
	It's fine, I'll fix it, but I broke it.
	God damn it!
	As long as you didn't throw your mouse.
	No, I didn't throw my mouse.
	Came close to it though.
	I threw my phone.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Fucking idiots, bro.
	Fucking mouth breathing.
	Fucking retard, man.
	Never fails!
	Yeah, that's right.
	Both team cooked his ass.
	They're cooking his ass and we're cooking his ass too Bro, we're in the fucking 8 minutes in the game This guy's still 6 and 8.
	I'm with the 2,000 damage.
	Everyone else is 8,000 damage.
	Dozen kills.
	He had like 11 deaths talking all that shit, bro.
	It was insane.
	Yeah, when he first talking shit, he's 6 and 8.
	Everything else is like 13, 11, and like a couple of only two deaths or something.
	Especially annoying, he's some gay as fuck, man.
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
	Fucking idiots, man.
	It said we got a wide match now.
	I don't know why.
	Alright, we'll just play...
	We'll just play Roll Q. Fuck it.
	I don't feel like fucking waiting forever.
	Needle sucks.
	This is probably my last game to be honest.
	Ah, it's not because it's not because you're a diamond three number.
	Because Nido's account is a plat 5 now.
	But it wasn't a wide match before.
	Yeah, we win and you deranked?
	No, no.
	Obviously I didn't derank.
	I think Woody probably ranked up and that's why it's a wide match now.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I fixed the headphones.
	And fuck incredible.
	So annoying, bro.
	Kids on this game are absolute fucking morons.
	What the fuck?
	Bro, they need to ban porn on Twitter, bro.
	This shit's annoying, man.
	Holy shit, man.
	They need to ban that shit.
	Pissing me off, bro.
	These stupid thoughts on here.
	Literally just saying picks and whatever.
	Like, fuck these whores, man.
	Literally ban these 304s, man.
	And fucking credible.
	Shit pissing me off, man.
	Gotta block so many of these fucking thoughts on X, man.
	That's the one thing that pisses me off.
	Blocked, bitch.
	Fucking funny.
	Prepare to attack.
	Select your hero.
	Hmph.
	Another day, another bounty.
	Genial, another work.
	Well, this is awkward.
	Are you still mad at me?
	Don't answer that.
	Much lies in store.
	Let us see to it.
	Myron, would you be down to play basketball on stream, live 1v1 people?
	Yeah, maybe in the future.
	Switch team chat so we can let our teammates know how trash they are.
	Alright, time to carry needles.
	I'll create a top solo.
	I'm shooting him.
	He's...
	eh.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	Very nice.
	I'm on payload right now.
	Come back a bit.
	Mogga, Mogga, Mogga.
	Mogga!
	I'm about to get on payload.
	Nio, is he really playing that shitty-ass character?
	Bro, trust, trust, trust.
	Full healers are almost there.
	Fuck yo, she's one.
	Yo, life healers.
	Viva's about to be out of X. Viva out of X, fuck that bitch.
	McCree low.
	I'm firing real open.
	He's coming.
	Makri is low.
	He's in the payload.
	He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload.
	He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload. He's in the payload. Makri, Makri nobility kill.
	Kill McCree.
	Please kill McCree.
	We got life pulled.
	Heal, Mary.
	Heal, heal, heal.
	McCree won.
	McCree literally won, bro.
	Fuck, he's won.
	Back is one.
	Take cover.
	Take cover.
	No peeking.
	I'm about to have ultimate.
	I got window too What I Alright, we got that.
	We need to kill the flower boy.
	I almost said something gay.
	It's all good.
	Hey!
	I see him here.
	Come on, fire!
	K, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana. Ana, one, dead.
	Nice.
	Zarya?
	Dead.
	Pushing payload mark.
	I'm pushing.
	Thank you.
	I'm gonna base something for you?
	Yes.
	They coming?
	Nice!
	Yo, that was insane.
	I wish we could have gotten it, though.
	We're there, we're there.
	Oh, they're all in there.
	Holy shit Anna one shot Zarya low.
	Get into the field!
	Bro, these motherfuckers are all in there!
	I have my green, the green!
	You got this right?
	Nice!
	I don't know yet.
	Nice!
	I thought we were on here.
	Oh fuck bro he got a grab.
	Let's kill this.
	Hey yo payload payload payload. Nobody's on payload.
	I'm on here I'm on here.
	Bro.
	Push as far as we could.
	Yeah, I can contest it myself.
	I caught one.
	I caught one.
	I caught nobility.
	I got you.
	Oh wait, she needs to grab the gun.
	Free dead.
	Zarya one.
	Zarya dead.
	I'm on payload I'm on low, I'm on low Okay we just need to push We just need to push.
	You don't need to die.
	of course Maren, take over, Maren!
	What did you do?
	Bro, I thought I was going to kill him before I had the fucking thing.
	Yeah, that thing can't get destroyed.
	I know, I know.
	Someone else destroyed it.
	I thought I killed faster.
	We can just back out.
	They wasted that.
	They wasted that.
	Back out.
	I'm not dead.
	McCree dead.
	I'm just trying to keep this dude alive bro.
	Yo, just shoot this area, just shoot this area.
	Holy shit.
	Already 50%.
	Bastion right side.
	Bastion another right.
	We can kill Bastion.
	Bastion solo.
	We got Bastion.
	No way bro.
	Nano the Bastion.
	Nice.
	Complete.
	Score.
	Three.
	Zero.
	Switching sides.
	Um...
	Wait, what the fuck?
	Did he disconnect or what?
	Yeah, he'll be back.
	I will not leave a token right behind.
	You guys ever drink this Donrombotico?
	Ugh, the old stuff was way better.
	I happened to find some artifacts in an old necropolis.
	Would you care to look after them?
	Would I?
	I should warn you, they might be cursed.
	Ah, even better.
	Fuck, this server is trash, man.
	Holy shit.
	I almost got the UC.
	Yo Samba, could you pull up to the right side here?
	To see if we can kill the flank?
	Just ping if you see someone flank or not.
	No, no, no.
	McCree, McCree, McCree, McCree, McCree!
	- I agree, dead. - Not even my longest shot this week.
	I see you.
	Holy shit, that was a nice flank.
	Clean up, Wynink.
	You're fine.
	I'm an enemy here.
	Nice.
	You good, bro?
	Oh, I'm dead.
	Damn, I pushed her fucking Ana into the spawn when she was one, bro.
	Bro, my girl would have killed her.
	Nice kill, Myron.
	Oh my god, that was good.
	Let's go.
	These kids are trash.
	Let's go Now we're talking What the fuck did I hit?
	Jails, I'm a hole He's running out the distance Oh Fuck this is the one Hey, I see one Where me home from with it I see the house and a killer I see the house and a killer He's anti-native.
	Am I right here again?
	I am, I am, I am Let's go I'm not one I'm not dead McCreece one, McCreece one.
	What the fuck?
	There's no audio in there.
	What the fuck are these kids up?
	Wine healer, wine healer.
	ready to activate the EMP.
	enemy spotted.
	that focus damage on the map is pretty good.
	they are fucked bitch.
	I Yo China man you want nano?
	Uh sure, next fight, next fight.
	When they get on halo, you give it to me.
	Oh maybe no, maybe no Oh, he's gonna try to fucking kill me I got you.
	I'm keeping you up, Needles.
	Yo, I don't ever want to hear you talk shit about this here again, bro.
	Holy shit.
	Bro, you're literally trash.
	I kept you alive the whole time.
	You should have been dying, nigga.
	I saved you like three times.
	Yo, I'm 30.
	Yo, I have 12k damage on the bench.
	Bro, bro, bro, bro, nigga.
	Chat, you guys saw it.
	Chat, did I not keep the sorry scrub alive the whole time?
	I'm not saying you're a trash healer.
	Look, you're about to die!
	Look, look, look!
	Who's healing you, Scrub?
	Who's healing you, Scrub?
	What are you talking about?
	You did your job, bro.
	You did your job, bro.
	Look at you, trash.
	Get out of here.
	Glad you did your job.
	Fucking trash, bro.
	Let's think I'm over here talking about I'm so nice.
	Bro, you should have died like four times.
	What's our record right now?
	Are we 4-2 or 5-2?
	What are we?
	Let me check.
	Before I get in, you're 1 and 1, man.
	You're 1 and 2, right?
	So we're 4 and 2, man.
	4 and 2 Damn yo I'm a Habbav I'll see you guys.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait!
	We got one more game, Scrub.
	Bro.
	One more.
	Do you have anything to do after this game?
	I think I'll hit my diamond after this game, probably.
	Now, prepare to attack.
	Select your hero.
	Bro, look at this Junkra's name.
	What the fuck?
	What kind of people in the US, man?
	Let's bring frog?
	Damn, you guys are the same height.
	United again!
	The Overwatch strike team prepares for action!
	Hey, keep the comms clear, please.
	Alright, switch the seam trap.
	I'm about to be known for kicking your butt.
	Oh, you guys want to see me play Ana again?
	I gotcha on entry.
	I'm gonna fuck you in the butt, bro.
	What the fuck?
	Hey show Fucking weirdo bro They're on the high Bronx Be careful, Needles.
	Good call out, bro.
	Holy shit.
	Sigma half.
	You can kill Sigma.
	Nice.
	Pro.
	She resed them.
	Yo, how?
	We need a run now.
	We need a run now.
	Select them.
	Select the Sigma.
	Heal, Marin.
	Heal.
	Behind you.
	Bro, I'm just sitting behind 5H people in like 2 minutes.
	I said that!
	Bro, I'm about to switch at this point.
	I'm going back to this one.
	I'm going venture back, yeah.
	I can't get some shield or wisdom.
	You can take too much damage.
	You can take too much damage.
	Oh my god, bro.
	I got a nano?
	I got nano I We're out-humble.
	Be careful.
	You're tied up.
	repeat WTF repeat Alright repeat Bro, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
	Yo, we're just like throwing at this point.
	We gotta regroup.
	Holy shit.
	Myron, take cover!
	Take cover!
	Doom!
	Doom, switch, man, please.
	They're not gonna do anything.
	It's like you're dead.
	I just call you surrender.
	It's into the virus.
	Huh.
	Jump!
	I killed it, Zen.
	Zen dead.
	Nice, both healers dead, both healers dead.
	Sigmon!
	I got a thousand more damage than our fucking...
	We're gonna die now.
	Zarya low.
	Zarya low.
	She could die.
	Or not.
	McCree half.
	Zen is one.
	Zen is one.
	Zen one, Zen one, focus on Zen.
	Zen dead.
	Mercy one, mercy one.
	Mercy dad.
	McCree one, McCree one, McCree one on the left.
	Come on boy Guard Guard Guard Guard Yo Junkra you are a fucking guard man bro Guard Guard Guard What?
	They're taking the problem Guard Stand down Big pack Guard Oh this dude Mercy won!
	Huzzle!
	Huzzle!
	No, no, no.
	Alright bro, this kid is fucking trash man.
	Barely killed me with a mercy pocket.
	Our doom is kinda...
	I fought my way out of black holes before.
	Doom, how are you four and seven, bro?
	Like, are you drunk?
	Yo, seven deaths is fucking insane, bro.
	I've even died seven times that quick.
	My Mario gonna die now?
	Holy shit.
	Trying to heal this sorry ass doom.
	Makri gone.
	Solo.
	Nice, nice, nice, nice.
	I'm on point.
	Pass into the iris.
	I'm still pushing point, but that comes last night.
	Then there's one, then there's one guys, then there's one hiding in a corner with mercy.
	He's all dead.
	Run Maron, run, run.
	Run, save your life, save your life.
	Don't heal the dream Maron, don't heal the dream.
	That kid is so fucking bad dude.
	Much better.
	Only heal the DPS.
	Do not do that again.
	You're gonna die.
	You're gonna die.
	Do not do that again.
	I'm on point.
	Holy shit, this fucking Doomfist this fucking Doomfist is trash.
	I'm going alone.
	Fuck, bro.
	I'm healing you, bro.
	I'm healing you.
	Oh shit.
	Solo grabbed me up there.
	Bitch, fucking solo grabbed me, bro.
	10 seconds.
	Hanzo dead.
	Yo, yo.
	Pull up, pull up, pull up.
	Oh, man.
	Fuck, fuck.
	It's just a good one, man.
	I'm going to die.
	I'm going to die.
	Bro, we had a Junker on our team this whole time?
	Bro, why do I feel like we didn't have a Junkrat on our team?
	How does our Moira have more damage than our Junkrat?
	How?
	Yo, lesbian frog, you are absolutely fucking god-awful at this fucking game.
	You scrub.
	Why are you so mad, bro?
	Shut the fuck up, bitch.
	You fucking suck.
	Bro, everyone you talk is like a gay person.
	Why are you shit, man?
	Fucking fairy boy.
	Fucking trash.
	I'm gay, bro.
	Fem boy.
	I'm 14.
	I know.
	I know!
	No!
	Why are you sexualizing me?
	Well fuck you!
	Your father probably texted you, baby.
	What are you gonna do?
	Shut the fuck up.
	You gonna go to China and fucking cancel me?
	Fucking dumbass.
	Yes, I will, bro.
	Shut the fuck up, dude.
	You gonna go to China and cancel me, man.
	I'm a doctor.
	I don't scare your fucking US fucking bullshit.
	You're a fucking loser, 14 year old.
	You're a fucking loser.
	You're gonna sexualize me?
	You're gonna sexualize me?
	Fucking piece of shit, loser.
	Dumbass.
	Pussy.
	Yeah, cry.
	It's like your mom leaving you.
	I can't.
	Just cry.
	I was adopted from China.
	Nobody wants kids in China, bro.
	Yeah, sure.
	Because no one want a fucking lesbian black kid.
	Dumbass.
	I'm China.
	I just told you I was adopted from China.
	How am I black?
	So you're not black, so you're a lesbian.
	So nobody want a lesbian kid, man.
	I'm a man.
	Bro, you're an L. That's what you are.
	You're an L. That's what you are.
	Shut the fuck up, dude.
	You're an L.
	Your life is an L.
	Yeah, you're an L.
	Adaptive for China!
	I kill these men.
	McCree and Zarya at low.
	I'm trying to wall him up right here.
	They come through.
	Nice wall.
	That's a dead.
	I might die sarcastic by the way.
	This McCree is.
	Come on.
	Get in here.
	Take care of yourself, man.
	Zenbot, below you guys.
	One shot.
	They're coming you guys right now Mercy one pro mercy Mercy's one.
	I got mercy, I got mercy.
	Zen dead, Zen dead, Zen dead.
	Try to get points.
	Try to get points.
	Don't even touch the three of you, bro.
	I got you.
	No, man.
	Bro, you cannot even touch the fucking point, man.
	Bro, lesbian proc, you're actually ass, bro.
	At least die on points.
	You cannot even touch the fucking point.
	We already killed everyone, man.
	You cannot do one job, man.
	You fucking dumbass lesbian, man.
	Holy shit, man.
	Take sure that's yourself.
	Yeah, you should identify as a retard.
	That's what you identify as motherfucker No, I'm lagging Are you guys lagging?
	Oh my god, chat.
	Chat, you guys see this?
	I got Wanda Mercy won!
	I'm dead.
	that on the board.
	Dude sucks.
	Man, I was lagging there, bro.
	I would've got more kills if I wasn't lagging.
	You saw that This Doomfist is fucking crazy I got one.
	Everyone's feeling better.
	I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
	I'm with you on the Zarya.
	She's dead.
	I got two.
	Three on Palo, three on Palo, three on Palo.
	Mercy one!
	Mercy one!
	I got three!
	I'm with you!
	I'm with you!
	I'm killing you!
	She's literally one!
	She's literally one bro!
	I got it!
	He's about to die!
	Face my burning face!
	China man, come back to me!
	I'm good!
	I'm on the high ground back over this way if you guys need heals They're looking at me man They're looking at me.
	I'm pouring pressure on them.
	They're all looking at me over here.
	Mercy won.
	Mercy won.
	Thank you.
	Bitch is an idiot.
	They're looking at me over here, guys.
	They're looking...
	Nice!
	Hanzo one!
	Hanzo one shot!
	Hanzo one shot!
	Get him off!
	Last one!
	That's a very nice old vangomer!
	That's a very nice old vangomer!
	I'm not dying on this planet!
	Hey, as long as you guys are able to kill him, I'm good with that.
	I don't give a fuck if I die.
	Just kill them all.
	Because we got two idiots on our team that are going negative, so we have to absolutely carry these fucking pieces of shit scrubs.
	Kids playing the most brain-dead DPS drunk round still sucks No, we still died and they still fucking down Yeah, I don't know how I don't know how we live your face
	I don't know how I don't know how we live.
	From across the map, dude!
	I'm fucking...
	Holy!
	Fucking frisbee that shit.
	Frisbee that shit, man!
	Let's go!
	Use the window! Use the window! Use the window!
	Just hold them back.
	The payload got pushed all the way back.
	back we're chilling right now.
	See if he gets in with that tire.
	Nope.
	Fuck your trash, bro.
	This Junkrat sucks.
	Shut the fuck up, dude.
	Shut the fuck up.
	It was fun, though.
	Shut the fuck up, you not breathing retard.
	It was fun, though.
	It was fun, though.
	Fucking dumbass On a dead then ones that one in the back then you want can't you want that you want?
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you I'm with you.
	That's fine, that's fine, that's fine Sorry no bubbles are no bubbles are no bubbles
	Zari, no bubbles!
	Zari I have the most
	damage and the most heal.
	Get his trash, pal.
	Alright, we got one more until I'm on diamond, Needle, so do one more.
	Alright, fuck it.
	Bro, that kid.
	Did you hear that?
	His tire got destroyed.
	You know what it's done, man, son?
	It was fun, though.
	It was fun, though.
	You fucking short-bust-riding retard.
	Fucking idiot, bro.
	Fucking idiots, bro.
	I hate stupid people, man.
	We need to put them all in a camp where they can concentrate on becoming smarter.
	We three need to do so much, man.
	Bro, it was like holy shit man.
	Fucking dumbass name is lesbian frog.
	No wonder no Chinese people want him.
	Bug endowments Prepare your defenses select your hero
	i will not leave a broken world behind There's always silence to be done.
	It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me.
	We have to sweat so much to win that last game.
	That was a sweater.
	Holy shit.
	You play that nice, man.
	Clears throat Important thing you didn't die.
	Yeah, bro.
	My game was fucking annoying.
	Hey, idiots.
	Genji on second floor.
	Genji on hands off.
	I got a Zarya admitted.
	WHAT?!
	HOW?!
	Bro, he didn't even hit me!
	Zarya I have?
	You guys don't have healer.
	Nice kill on a Zarya.
	What's the wrong?
	You don't have healer.
	He always won though.
	Nice.
	Flepter, let's go!
	Big Sleeve!
	He's one, he's one, he's one.
	Fuck this Genji, man.
	I got a Genji, don't worry.
	I didn't even see him, bro.
	Yeah, you didn't turn around.
	Your sensitivity is too low.
	Dude, I slept the Zarya, man.
	That's what mattered, man.
	and then fucking this dumbass Genji was right next to me more half He's already up.
	What?
	Ah, my P.
	He got bubbled.
	He got bubbled.
	Keep running, keep running, keep running.
	Go high ground, Marin.
	We don't have a lot of vision.
	Go high ground.
	Yeah, that's my ping.
	I got fucking 260 p.
	I'm about to flank these notes.
	Woah!
	Woah!
	That was nice, Miren!
	That was nice!
	That was pretty nice!
	I'm taking care of you.
	Sorry, Duh.
	That was very nice anti-Marion.
	You got like four people there.
	I got you, man.
	I'm a Palestinian with accuracy.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Throwing shit.
	60 seconds remaining.
	This genji is a retarer.
	Wow! Wow!
	Wow!
	They are going!
	What the fuck?
	Bro, they wanted you dead, bro.
	That is crazy!
	I'm gonna kill that.
	Of course, dude.
	That was crazy.
	He used window coal and a grabout.
	Holy shit.
	I can't kill.
	Kill Gajima!
	Yeah, he ran away.
	He got bubbled.
	Big nade.
	Big nade.
	Wow!
	Oh my god.
	I'm about a flanking ult.
	Nice flank.
	She's half.
	Oh no, she wasn't even touching.
	What is he even touching?
	Bro, that was crazy.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	Grab, window, coalescent, just 4-1-0.
	Yeah, they wanted you dead, bro.
	They were pissed.
	They literally wanted you dead.
	I guess I'm just waiting for them.
	Holy shit.
	Chat, what do you guys want?
	Baptiste, Zen?
	Actually, you know what?
	You guys haven't seen me play Zen in a while.
	Man, look how we're healing.
	We basically didn't heal them.
	Yeah, you didn't heal nothing.
	You were just shooting him.
	That's all good.
	I'll do the healing.
	Push your limits.
	Nothing breaks that I cannot mend.
	Remind me to visit mi abuelita while I'm in Mexico.
	I gotta show her pictures for my last dig!
	What does this word mean?
	I type it in the chat.
	What is this word?
	Oh, they're trying to say that you're, uh, that you're loud.
	Okay.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attack commencing.
	escort nice focus Yup, that's over.
	Easy clap.
	Victory!
	Play of the game.
	You getting off needles?
	You said what?
	You getting off?
	Yeah, I'm gonna hop off now.
	You got Diamond?
	Yeah, I hit Diamond 5 just now.
	I'll stay on for a little bit longer.
	I want to, what's it called?
	I'll play open queue with Chinaman for a bit.
	Alright, bro.
	See you tomorrow.
	See you.
	Yo, pull up at 8 o'clock, 8.15.
	Because I want to be out there by 9pm sharp.
	I want to be out there.
	Alright, say less.
	I'll see you.
	Alright bro, I'll see you tomorrow.
	Peace.
	We'll be back in open queue.
	Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
	Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
	Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
	Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
	Thank you.
	Alright chat, what's up guys?
	Appreciate that guys.
	I had to jump on and give you guys a little bit of extra content after today's fucking bullshit with the with the with the IRLs man.
	Had to do it for you guys.
	That's what it was chat.
	That's why.
	All right.
	We got some victims.
	I don't know.
	What are we, 5-2?
	Chat, are we 5-2 now?
	Yeah, 5-2.
	Looks like we got a game.
	Are you in the game, man?
	It says so, but...
	Yeah.
	Scofax might have six months experience, though.
	Out two years, sitting up cable, stable bit-range, checking connection, higher-all backpacks, and 4K Ultra HD cameras.
	I message mobile, no reply.
	Would I reach out to you?
	Bro, if you're in LA, it's not going to work out, man.
	We need you in Miami, bro.
	You being in LA doesn't help us whatsoever.
	I just turned on the stream, guys.
	I didn't say anything about it.
	I just went on randomly live.
	Like I said before, I was pissed off at the IRL stream.
	So we're going to do another stream for you guys.
	We're going to give you guys that content.
	We're going to work all weekend because I'm just mad that our shit didn't work.
	Did we get a game?
	Alright, looks like we got a game.
	Alright, we got some victims.
	Time to clap.
	cheeks we're the hardest working podcasters bro Literally do everything.
	I did a podcast with Ian Care earlier.
	It was fire.
	We talked about a bunch of shit that, you know, isn't YouTube safe.
	Then...
	Here, switch team chat.
	Then...
	Then we did two IRL streams because I didn't like the way that it came out.
	Then...
	I'm fucking doing this stream right now for you guys.
	So...
	And we're gonna go back out tomorrow night and do another stream.
	Hardest working fucking podcasters, hardest working YouTubers, and most diversified.
	Who else can fucking cook on Overwatch, entertain y'all while game streaming?
	This isn't even what I mainly do!
	I'll cook niggas on Overwatch as a side job!
	Meanwhile, losers are like, XQC do this shit, like, all day.
	This is their main shit.
	Let's fucking go, man.
	Kick the fuck, there's Zarya.
	There he is!
	Oh shit, nice.
	Zarya dead?
	I'm lucky dead.
	Enemy here!
	I can't see nothing.
	Pipe Weaver.
	Lifeweaver!
	Oh, shit!
	I need help!
	I'm stuck.
	Goddammit.
	I got stuck in a corner like a dummy.
	Feels good, man.
	man feels like I'm playing over once one.
	I'm with you bro.
	Iron, come back!
	Yeah, I'm back.
	I'm gonna knock it off.
	We push on that.
	Yeah, we're both gonna push.
	Fire!
	Fire!
	Her C1. Got her.
	Life-leaver up top.
	What the fuck?
	I need help here.
	Don't know what to do.
	Follow me!
	Everybody follow me.
	My opponent, flashpoint, palace.
	Oh, I'm pulling?
	Yeah, I'm not gonna bother.
	Fuck em.
	Wow, what a lifeboat.
	Don't miss this.
	He is mad.
	Oh, what a lifeboat.
	Steve out of the map.
	Barrels are smoking!
	Wall gone.
	Daryon gone.
	Baby D.Va?
	Oh wow.
	He's on the mission.
	Yeah, he is on the mission.
	Oh shit!
	I got both.
	You're on the mission too?
	Wow.
	Byron, come back.
	I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Reinhardt, come back to us!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
	Okay You got shot if you got shot at the circle I thought he just clawed.
	How do you heal?
	Can we react?
	I have breath.
	Fuck!
	I think we lost him.
	Just that, just that.
	Now you might not have him.
	Come back a bit, run.
	We don't have heater.
	Okay, uh, fall on top.
	Nice sleep.
	What the fuck?
	Balls low.
	Kick again.
	Nice bait.
	Oh wow!
	Backing up.
	Much better.
	Back to the point man.
	I'm coming back right now.
	We lost that window.
	Go next, go next.
	I need you to deny the bolt I don't need you to do Well stun back here Need help?
	Bro, they use how many ultimates are still?
	Yeah, they use like three ultimates.
	No Let's go on.
	Let's get in here.
	I'm here help.
	No no no no no.
	Stunned him.
	Yeah just deny the ball like this.
	I'm here.
	Ah that was me.
	Mercy and ball on point.
	I'm with your honor.
	Let's give them one.
	All right, we got this shit.
	Byron, don't stay with the tank, Byron.
	You need to buy yourself You cannot take the team damage, Merz!
	We can not take the team damage.
	Boss we need something.
	We need something.
	Alright, I'm gonna switch the soldier.
	Fuck this shit.
	Pissing me off, man.
	Now I'm about to cook these motherfuckers.
	They're running triple tank like the scrubs that they are.
	We need something.
	We definitely need those.
	Alright, we got this.
	Can I get them killed?
	Don't chase the ball please.
	Yeah, yeah, I'm not, I'm not.
	Keep the ball alone.
	Alright, I need to kill the Ryan or...
	Kill the Ryan or the demon.
	Don't lock the boat.
	Help our Zarya!
	Nerf this!
	I'm gonna go hog.
	Zarya's gonna go hog.
	Alright, we got this man.
	I need a super much...
	Nice hook!
	Let's fuck him up.
	No, he's gonna survive.
	She's not gonna smoke Myron don't chase He was one shot, man.
	Yeah, don't chase.
	No chairs.
	Ah, we might need more.
	You gotta be fucking kidding me bro.
	Ryan is what?
	Yeah, my trade's better.
	I think we need this though, some more.
	fart fart fart Bro, that ball fucking carried them, man.
	No, bro, can't do nothing.
	Play for the game.
	This kid sucks.
	You don't know both or you don't know how to deal with it.
	I'll be back. I'll be
	back. I'll
	be back.
	I'll be back.
	I'll be back.
	I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back.
	You don't know when the clear.
	Ready to throw in the deck.
	The OGs know the real- the old, uh, fucking...
	Splashbang.
	You do this shit to a tracer, boom!
	Headshot.
	Dead.
	Just like that.
	I should have flicked My OG Overwatch players, you guys know what I'm talking about No one can hold me down I should have flicked It's handy
	Where there's smoke, there's fire It's handy You know you really made it
	Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
	Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh oh.
	Ah?
	What's the scene?
	Dude, I'm really feeling the heat.
	Is anyone else?
	Oh, I'm really feeling the heat.
	It's hard.
	It's hard.
	Rawr!
	Well, put your grave down here.
	It's hard.
	What's up guys?
	Welcome to the chat.
	It's hard.
	I'll play for like another hour or so chat.
	I guess there's a rare argument.
	I guess I'll play for like another one.
	I guess I'll play for like another one.
	I guess I'll play for like another one.
	Fuck it, bro.
	Let's just go team.
	Roll queue, because this shit is fucking trash.
	Sorry for the queue time, guys.
	7 a.m.
	for you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I have a three-shot I have a three-shot
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Alright, we got a game. we got a game.
	Good map too.
	My DPS or healer?
	I'm on healer.
	Alright, now here we go.
	Play Ana.
	Fuck it.
	Chat, what do you guys want?
	Zen, Ana, or Baptiste?
	Chat, what do you guys want?
	let you guys pick join team chat you were truly fearsome in your grime Alright.
	I see two Annas, one Zen.
	Yeah, Zen, Ana, Baptiste.
	You guys tell me.
	Which one do you want to see?
	I'll play another 3 game now.
	Make it sexy.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Holy shit, bro My favorite one that everyone It's like big sleep get them get them.
	Let's go What the?
	Chinaman is out here strafing.
	I like it.
	I like that shit.
	Hey, I like that shit too.
	This is the typical US chat?
	Yeah, I know, bro.
	Bad.
	yeah I miss a three boils What a sleep!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Alright, I'm on payload.
	Sorry, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	No, I don't actually.
	Some of them.
	Wait, some of them?
	No, yeah, you're right.
	None of them, right?
	Some of them.
	Okay, some of the black.
	Okay, I like that.
	Hey, I like it.
	Are you black?
	Hell nah, I'm not black at all I don't have anything to do with you The enemy is here Yeah guys, I like Ana a lot.
	She's Egyptian.
	Reminds me of my grandma.
	For real, I'm dead ass.
	She does remind me of my grandma.
	He slept over here.
	Get him!
	Let's do something you scrub What a sleep What's going on out here?
	Oh, I'm dead, bro.
	Goddamn Yeah guys my mom grew up my grandma grew up in Asia I lived in Egypt for most of her life, yes.
	So that's why.
	So she would speak Egyptian Arabic, yes.
	Well, actually, she would speak Egyptian and shit, huh?
	Egyptian and shit.
	Bro, are you high?
	Yeah, he's high as fuck, bro.
	Hey, I just be tweaking and shit, huh?
	Hey, I like that shit, I like that shit.
	Hey, hey, he gives us a fucking Egyptian type, dude, you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that, I like that.
	Hey, you shake that body like a booty dancer.
	I'm noticing he was like talking to Egyptian and shit.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Come back, man.
	Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	Shut up.
	What the fuck?
	Honestly, I used to be tweaking and shit, you know what I'm saying?
	What the fuck?
	Don't talk to me like that.
	Don't talk to me like that, bitch.
	Hey, yeah.
	Now you get no heals.
	Yeah, no heals at all, bitch.
	No heals.
	Rest the game, bitch.
	No, I'll heal you.
	Sorry, don't worry.
	I'm not a pussy like that because I want to win this game.
	Sorry, ass.
	Not a bitch.
	I'm just telling you you're a retard.
	I'm still going to heal you, though, because I'm trying to win.
	I like that, I like that, I like that.
	Not a pussy.
	I can tell you're a retard and still hear you.
	I like that, I like that.
	Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Oh, I'm dead.
	He has no flamestrikes.
	He has no flamestrikes.
	Go back, man.
	How close are you to Blade, Genji?
	Any day.
	Quick sleep again.
	Bro, I'm sleeping this dude every time, man.
	There she be.
	98 to nano, 98 to nano.
	Oh my god.
	Can we get some fucking faster heals though?
	Deadass, their Lifeweaver has as much heals as both of you.
	Oh shit, why is he talking about my shit though?
	Why is he talking about my shit though?
	Wait, why is he talking like a shit though?
	I'm not sure what's the same question y'all thinking bro Man here bro, y'all are fucking bots bro This Ganji just died for no reason I'm talking shit man, holy shit Bro, you guys have 6k healing combined Why are you 3000 damage?
	Why are you 3000 damage?
	Wait, wait, guess what?
	Why am I dead?
	Alright, Genji, I'm about to give you a nano.
	Genji, I'm about to give you a nano.
	I think he's about to get a nano.
	Can I kill two people again?
	Can you talk without stuttering?
	I have a speech impediment and I didn't fix it.
	Let's go.
	I like that.
	One.
	One.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	One.
	One more.
	Only one.
	Only one?
	Wait, why is my...
	Why is my...
	Wait, guys.
	What's going on?
	Yeah, that's a bad GG. Like, I'm gonna be honest, it was funny because we thought you were stupid, but now that I hear you talk more, I realize you are stupid, so I really can't make fun of you.
	I'm sorry.
	What is he saying?
	I think I'm gonna get out of this veto, man.
	What do you mean?
	I can't get out of this veto.
	We're in the same rank.
	On the high Big ass boy you're in the same rank as me You're so bad.
	You're the same rank.
	You're so bad at the game, dude.
	You're so bad.
	Can't kill more and want more people?
	Bro, I'm almost half the most damaged than you, man.
	Oh my gosh.
	Wait, you actually are a special aid, right?
	Yeah, I'm better than you.
	Special aid.
	Hey, what happened to me about anything, though?
	Kill him, Marissa.
	Kill him, Marissa.
	Get in there.
	He's anti-hill.
	Wait, why is the reason I do?
	I don't know Oh, you killed me for now Nice!
	Holy shit.
	Good job, bro!
	Come on, man!
	I'm out here!
	It's okay, it's okay, man.
	We got a point.
	Holy fuck, man!
	Chat, you guys see what I'm doing right now?
	You see this chat?
	Wait, wait, wait a minute.
	I just left the landlord right now.
	Fuck.
	Fucking cooking!
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I'm sorry, dude.
	It's over now.
	Dude, you're high as fuck, man.
	Just stop.
	Stop talking, bro.
	Just stop talking.
	Okay, okay.
	Maybe you're right.
	Maybe you're right.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Alright, you're right.
	Sombra!
	Do something Sombra!
	Yeah, he doesn't do shit, right?
	I got four final blows in this one full time.
	Yo, be honest with me, bro.
	Like, how much do you get paid a month?
	I just want to know where my tax is.
	I'm not in your ass, man.
	Oh, yeah, I know.
	So, like, how much does this government make you for special aid?
	Huh?
	I'm not getting lost with him I'm dead.
	God damn it man That McCree walks fast as fuck now, bro.
	Holy shit.
	How much do you get paid by the taxes?
	Okay, you kill one, you kill one.
	Holy shit, China, man.
	You got 10,000 damage?
	What the fuck?
	Hahaha, holy shit man.
	Wait.
	Wait, what the fuck is going on?
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Good shit, y'all.
	Good shit.
	Hey, our fucking Sombra sucks cock, huh, y'all?
	Nah, Chad, I didn't sleep yet.
	I'm going hard to paint.
	Chad, what do you guys want me to see me play on defense?
	You let me know.
	I'm taking quick piss.
	Hey chat Bro got a nano blade kill one people I'm gonna clap for you I'm gonna clap for you.
	Holy shit, that was nice.
	Oh shit.
	Why is he singing that?
	Wow, you got me.
	Where's your helper in this game?
	Oh my god, I got hurt.
	Oh my god, you got me.
	I think you got hurt and shit.
	I got hurt.
	I definitely got hurt.
	I think you got hurt and shit, dude.
	Yeah, I think you got hurt.
	Yeah, I got hurt.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I got hurt by the fucking wrong person.
	I don't know even what you're saying.
	But he said, yeah, bitch.
	Holy shit, man.
	This is so fucking bad.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, my dog used to do that noise.
	Nice.
	I'm seriously, my dog do that noise all the time.
	You remind me of my dog I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die Thank you You remind me of my dog I'm not going to die I require you.
	I require you.
	- Thank you.
	That kid got fucked up.
	Yeah, I can play Zen.
	Zen is actually one of my mains from back in the day.
	I just didn't ever play him.
	But yeah, I can play him pretty well.
	Bro, shut the fuck up!
	You fucking retard mouth breathing idiot!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Yo, it's ironic that you say that.
	You literally take a fucking- You literally take a short bus to school every day.
	Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	Shut up!
	I love taking the bus.
	No, the short bus.
	Retard.
	The short bus?
	Yeah, short bus.
	The short bus, motherfucker.
	I got you, I'm on it, I'm on it.
	Oh shit.
	I got you, I got you, I got you.
	Get in, get in, get in, get in.
	Squeak Nice, nice try.
	Squeak Did you like that?
	Squeak Awww, no.
	Squeak Squeak Squeak Dude, what the fuck is wrong with this kick?
	Dude, shut the fuck up!
	What the fuck?
	Hey, hey, hey, don't talk to me like that, bro.
	Shut the fuck up, man.
	I'm literally about to end my YouTube stream and start fucking shitting on you.
	Shut the fuck up, kid.
	Wait, your YouTube stream, bro?
	No one's even watching you, bum.
	Shut up.
	Nobody's even watching.
	That's hilarious, bro.
	If you only knew, motherfucker, who the fuck you were talking to.
	Bro, you're streaming to no viewers at 5 a.m.
	Get a life.
	Get a real job.
	Hey, hey, you know what?
	If you only knew who the fuck you were talking to, motherfucker.
	I don't need to know who I'm talking to.
	Yeah, you don't, so shut the fuck up.
	You don't, so shut the fuck up.
	Hey, did you not hear what I just said, though?
	I already could tell you a bum from the way you talked to you, little bro.
	Ooh, little bro.
	Holy shit.
	Whoa, little bro.
	Bro, he heard you, Myron.
	I think he heard you.
	Yeah, if this fucking idiot only knew.
	I think if this guy heard you, Myron.
	I think if this guy heard you, Myron.
	I think it too, bro.
	Like, he's tripping, right?
	What the fuck?
	All right, I'm at a YouTube stream.
	Shut up.
	I would end it too if I had no viewers.
	Oh, shit!
	Why is he saying that?
	If only you knew who you were talking to, an absolute bum.
	Why do you sound like a dumbass?
	Why do you sound like my dog?
	You sound just like your dog, dude.
	I think he's retarded.
	Yeah.
	You guys only got one hitter.
	Take cover.
	I need any healing.
	I need healing.
	Hold up chat.
	Imma end my YouTube stream.
	That's exactly what he said, I'm thinking.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	XCC, XCC, XCC. Chat, I'm in my YouTube stream.
	Chat.
	He's going to be stupid right now.
	He's going to be stupid.
	Okay, faggots.
	You guys done fucking goofed.
	You fucking faggots.
	You guys done fucking goofed now.
	You motherfucker stepped into the fucking devil's den.
	You fucking faggot.
	Short bus riding.
	Retarded fucks.
	Father touched you on Sundays when he wore his heels.
	Fucking faggots.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You mouth-breathing fucking retard!
	You fucking suck at the skin, you fucking queer!
	You fucking homosexual faggot!
	Your mother doesn't love you!
	Everybody fucking touches you and your kid, motherfucker!
	You fucking suck at everything you do, faggot!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Nope!
	Make more money than you, motherfucker!
	Multi-fucking millionaire, faggot!
	You live with your fucking mom!
	Oh, now it's not about making money!
	Now it's not about making money, is it?
	You literally just called me a bum!
	You literally just called me a bum!
	Now it's not about making money, is it, you fuckin' brokies?
	Now it's not about making money!
	You fuckin' bum!
	You literally live in poverty!
	You literally live in poverty!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Shut the fuck up, faggot!
	Now it's not about making money now that we got tangibles!
	You fuckin' faggot about to cook your dumbass, make you famous, bitch!
	Shut the fuck up!
	You fuckin' mouth-breathing dumbass!
	You literally can't even speak!
	You're slurring all your words!
	You fuckin' idiot!
	You're an idiot!
	You're an idiot!
	Exactly.
	I guarantee you went to school two weeks early just so you can memorize the fucking outlay because you're a retard.
	They have to teach idiots the fucking school.
	They have to give me the outlay of the school early.
	You went to school two weeks early like the retarded niggas.
	You fucking dumbass.
	That's what the fuck you did.
	Yes.
	You short bus fucking riding faggot.
	I will cook you.
	I will cook you.
	I will cook you, you fucking dumbass.
	Shut the fuck up, Bagot!
	I got time today for you, Bagot!
	I got time for you today, Bagot!
	No, who are you?
	Who are you?
	Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, see, you're not wearing a black boy I like that, I like that shit Let's go Get carried, faggots.
	Get carried, faggots.
	Get carried, banana guts, you fucking dumbass.
	You fucking faggot.
	You literally?
	I already know.
	Like, that hurts my feelings.
	You're the nigger faggot!
	You're the nigger!
	You know who you're talking to?
	I'm a member of the clan!
	I got a white hood!
	You nigger faggot!
	You know what?
	I thought you were fat as fuck.
	Nigger faggot, faggot, nigger faggot, nigger faggot, nigger faggot.
	Nigger faggot, nigger faggot.
	I just arrived here.
	Okay, you know what, we're gonna- I just want to know who is that guy.
	He said Chao, we got him.
	I think he used string
	Oh my god, is Myron gonna get a hood?
	I love it.
	I think Myron's gonna get a hood.
	Holy shit.
	Hey, para guys.
	Hood is incoming.
	Yo, do these faggots know who the fuck they're talking to?
	I am the captain now, motherfuckers!
	I am the fuckin' captain!
	These niggas can't stop me!
	I'm fuckin' out here!
	Alright?
	I'm fuckin' out here!
	I can't be fucking stopped!
	Let's fucking go, faggots!
	Let's know who the fuck you talking to right now!
	I can't be stopped!
	I'm the fucking captain now!
	Let's fucking go!
	Alright?
	I'll cook these niggas every day, all day!
	Let's fucking go!
	Alright?
	Dom DeMarco Alright?
	I'm out here cooking!
	If I gotta fucking cook, I will cook!
	I'm the chef now!
	He even get a white shirt!
	I don't got a white shirt.
	I got the whole outfit, man.
	I'm fucking ready to go.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I'm dripped up.
	I'm dripped up, draped out, you know?
	Come on, man.
	He even get a white shirt?
	I'm the fucking captain now.
	Let's fucking go!
	America!
	Let's fucking go!
	Those fucking faggots!
	Oh shit, I'm on Twitch still!
	Oh shit!
	Oh shit!
	I gotta end this stream right now!
	I'm on Twitch still!
	Oh shit!
	R.I.P. Oh shit!
	R.I.P. Twitch.
	I can't even see the keyboard, goddamn!
	Alright, let's see here.
	Goddamn, I can't see shit!
	Delete the vault, Myron!
	Delete the vault, Myron!
	Okay.
	Oh, no!
	Oh, no!
	Delete the mod!
	I gotta delete the mod right now!
	Oh, shit!
	Oh, shit!
	Uh, where are we at?
	Bro, I can't see shit with this mask on!
	Holy!
	This shit's tough!
	How do you think he's got anything done?
	Goddamn, bro!
	I can't see shit!
	Uh, uh, let's see here.
	Overview?
	Uh, god.
	Oh my god.
	All right.
	Yo, I can't see shit!
	Goddamn!
	Should I still play this shit?
	Y'all want me to play this shit with the mask on?
	Alright.
	We gonna cook anyway.
	Oh my god, I can't see nothing!
	Bro, what the fuck?
	you you Bro, how do these niggas get anything done, bro?
	Alright.
	I think, okay, let's see, there we go.
	Alright, we about to cook with the mask on, chat?
	We about to cook with the mask on?
	Oh, I guess we about to cook with the mask on.
	Alright, let's go.
	I'm about to cut with the mask on.
	If I cut with the mask on, these dudes on another team are fucking trash.
	That's all I got to say.
	Alright, chat, let's go!
	See, I can see nothing!
	I ain't gonna lie, I can see shit I need to be in my heart now I can't get it, I can't get it I can't get it I can't get it, I can't get it Oh,
	this kid is on other team! this kid is on other team!
	Oh, bro!
	The kid that- Yo!
	I'm about to cook now!
	Yo!
	The dude that was talking shit is on the other team!
	Alright!
	I'm about to cook now!
	Bro!
	Bro!
	Oh, man!
	I'm about to fuck this kid up.
	Let's go.
	Now I'm about to cook I'm about to cook I'm about to cook Second round of healing
	Second round of
	healing Second
	round of healing - - 3 fever! 3 fever! 1-0!
	Reloading!
	1-0!
	2-0!
	Back out!
	Get the radio secure!
	You have my tank!
	I copy!
	Round of melee!
	Let's play!
	Make up this party!
	Little medicine goes a long way!
	We are trying to keep him launched!
	Put him off the objective!
	Everyone's getting better!
	Drunk fuck!
	Get fucked, idiot!
	Stupid fuck!
	That's the kid that sucked the shit last round, by the way, team.
	You see that, chat?
	Get fucked!
	Copy that.
	What the fuck?
	Who else wants something?
	You're fucked.
	Stupid.
	WAP OUT! Let's fuckin' go!
	Fuckin' go!
	That stupid fuck thought he could stop me?
	He got fucked!
	Idiot!
	We charged up now!
	You guys saw that?
	I fucked that idiot up!
	Scrub?
	You was talking shit last round?
	We're about to put it in his fucking butt this round!
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's fucking go!
	I'm torqued up now!
	I got that Virginia energy!
	Wild power!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Come on!
	What power White powers More white power!
	Let's go!
	These niggers can't stop us!
	Fuck that bitch!
	White power!
	Again!
	Punish them!
	No mercy!
	Punish them again!
	Let's go!
	Let's go, Diva!
	Don't be scared!
	Don't be scared!
	These niggas are trash!
	Let's go!
	Wild power!
	Burn that cross!
	No, there's no fear!
	No fear!
	No fear!
	Let's go!
	Burn that cross!
	Let's go!
	I'm coming to your life, Diva!
	Don't worry!
	Wild power!
	Wild power!
	Let's go!
	That McCray on their team is gonna die!
	Get fucked!
	Wild power!
	Wild power!
	Push!
	Punish them!
	Punish them!
	Fuck that bitch!
	I got you, gentlemen!
	I'll avenge you!
	I'll avenge you, bitch!
	Give a fuck!
	Let's go!
	Why power?
	Why power?
	We pop in the window because we can't!
	Come outside your house, motherfuckers!
	Let's go!
	You ain't gonna walk outside, are you?
	You pussies!
	You fucking faggots!
	Punish them!
	You talk all that shit last round, now you're getting your butthole beatin'!
	Faggot!
	You fucking queers!
	I'm the captain now!
	I got you, Mira!
	Let's go!
	I heal and I kill!
	I'm about to kill him!
	He's trash!
	Where's he at?
	Come here, nigger!
	Come here, boy!
	Get fucked!
	Come here, boy!
	You want to talk all that shit?
	Now you get into work!
	Let's go!
	Come here, bitch!
	Get fucked!
	Come here, bitch!
	You get fucked too!
	What power!
	We're pointing at their buttholes!
	Let's go!
	He thinks he can escape!
	Come here!
	Oh, he's back!
	Come here, bitch!
	Get fucked again!
	You're fucking trash!
	I'm the captain now!
	They can't walk out their spawn, they're getting raped so bad!
	Let's fucking go!
	Battle is bleeding!
	You want duck shit now?
	Small busboy?
	Nigger?
	Faggot?
	Queer?
	Get fucked!
	Look, what is this Sim doing?
	Get fucked!
	Bitch!
	Fuckin' go!
	I'm the captain now, bitch!
	Oh, you wanna fight, nigga, boy?
	Come here!
	Come here, duck rat!
	Oh, what are you gonna do?
	What are you- Oh, you're about to die again!
	Come here, boy!
	Come here, boy, you ain't gotta win!
	Fire one in the hole!
	You fuckin' suck and you still lost the game!
	Four-team fuckin' killstreak!
	You have to use your ultimate to kill me!
	Get fucked!
	That's the power of the hood, guys!
	Let's go!
	White power!
	Fuck that kid!
	Get shit on!
	Fucking go!
	I'm the captain now, faggots!
	Duh!
	I can't be stopped!
	It's that fucking hood power!
	I'm sorry.
	I was cooking!
	fucking cooking!
	Excuse me, I got out of character there for a second, I and I apologize.
	Alright, here we go.
	Sorry about that, chat.
	I just, uh, you know...
	He was talking shit, so we had to cook, you know what I'm saying?
	Fucking idiot was on the other team, that fucking banana nuts kid that was talking all that shit, I fucked that idiot up.
	Got his shit pushed in.
	Fucking idiot, he fucked with the wrong one.
	Fuck around and find out, got fucking melted.
	We were punishing them, destroying them, no mercy.
	I'm good at everything I do, goddammit.
	I'll cook people on Overwatch, at a diamond level, master level.
	I fucking debate whores.
	I do it all, baby.
	I can figure out how to put this shit in, though.
	Sorry, guys.
	I can't really see what the fuck is going on.
	I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
	I'm blind right now, but it's okay.
	I'm gonna figure this out.
	I broke my headset again.
	This is what happens with a Chinese makeshift, man.
	Fucking Chinese!
	Goddamn!
	Motherfucker send us this piece of shit!
	No, man, this shit's probably made in China, man.
	That's why it's all fucked up, cost me all this money.
	You fucking scammers over there in China, man.
	Yes, Angie did make this out for me, guys. guys.
	She's gonna lose her shit when she sees me wearing this.
	You guys wanna hear something funny?
	On Angie's, like, her phone, her, like, saved pictures, it's, like, pictures of me.
	One of them is me with this hood on.
	One of her favorite pictures.
	Don't tell y'all I told y'all that, though.
	But yeah, that's literally one of her screensavers, bro.
	You know, I'll tell you this, it's definitely a conversation starter.
	Should be around random people and it'll be, like, a picture of me with a hood on.
	That shit crazy.
	So, yeah, Angie's a good one, guys.
	She's an absolutely good one.
	She made this whole outfit for me.
	And if you guys do, don't tell her I told you.
	Don't say it was me, man, that told y'all about that shit.
	I ain't gonna lie, I can't see shit.
	It's okay, though.
	I was still cooking.
	Let me make sure I'm not on no other platforms before I get canceled.
	I lost the pitch.
	Alright.
	We're on Rumble in X, which I think I can wear this outfit on X. Me and Chinaman are out here cooking, though.
	I'll tell you that.
	I don't know how many fingers you're holding up, Jacob.
	I can read your sentence, but only half of it.
	Y'all like the fit, though?
	I'm dripped out, right?
	Look at that.
	Look at this, man.
	I'm styling right now on you motherfuckers.
	Look at this, man.
	A1 drip, man.
	What y'all think?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Hold on.
	Let me zoom in so you guys can see.
	Y'all see that?
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	I'm styling out here on you niggas, man.
	Come on.
	Woo!
	We clean.
	We fresh.
	We super clean.
	What y'all know about this?
	Huh?
	It's actually kind of funny.
	You got the Fed React sign in the back with me with this fucking hood on him.
	But anyway, how fucking interesting.
	Cleo Myron.
	Hey, you ain't never getting any reparations, motherfuckers.
	You ain't never getting them.
	Fuck out of here.
	No reparations for you niggas.
	Oh shit, I'm on DPS. Let's go!
	I'm cooking now!
	Oh shit!
	You know what that means!
	It's time to cook, baby!
	Woo!
	Still can't see now.
	I'm not taking this hit off.
	I ain't gonna lie, y'all check.
	Alright!
	Who's on the other team?
	I hope this fucking banana scrub is on the other team.
	Oh, he ain't.
	Aw, man!
	I wanted to cook that boy again.
	Hmm.
	Tempting.
	Alright!
	Woo-wee!
	Let's go, boss!
	We're trying to show some discipline out there.
	We only have line here.
	Be careful Ryan is one Got him!
	Idiot!
	Dummy Junk rat watch Junkrat 1!
	Oh my god.
	Genji 1 too.
	Genji 1 and Junkrat's low Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Come get me!
	Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Loud attack Oh, I think he dropped down.
	Ana one shot below Ana still one shot below Bring your red bull Alright, I'm backing up.
	I gotta pick before I die Oh shit Genji is one shot Genji has got him!
	Let's go!
	I'm out here!
	Ryan is one shot on the right.
	Good, good, good.
	Let's get in this fucking point.
	Ana, Ana, Ana.
	No, no, no.
	Get point.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We got it, we got it, we got it.
	I'm not, I'm not.
	I'm backing up.
	I just was making sure Tracer don't die.
	They're gonna have a hammer down.
	Ryan is half, roughly.
	Ryan is half.
	Top middle.
	Ryan up.
	Yo, do we got nano Ana?
	Genji's low?
	Sigh Tire didn't get nobody.
	Kid sucks.
	Let's go.
	Junkrat by the middle!
	Junkrat by the middle!
	Get in there!
	Get in here!
	Get in here, guys!
	Come on, bro!
	They're all dead!
	They're all dead!
	I'm coming to you!
	I'm coming to you!
	I'm here!
	I'm gonna, I'm on my ring Jump around one shot on point, hey Hit that bow with a direct helix!
	Trucker on point, look!
	You got shit on me!
	What the fuck is that?
	That was so lucky, man!
	So lucky, bro!
	You can be dead Choke round to left KMT dead, big pick, big pick 4 on 4, 4 on 4 Uh, 3 on 4 Yo wait, man come back Comfort man Tracer touch, tracer touch
	They're looking at me over here You guys should be out of touch because they're looking at me up top like idiots.
	I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
	Ah, shit!
	Time to go big!
	No, I got slipped!
	Fuck!
	I got you!
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Dude.
	Score.
	Squeak I'm gonna switch off Tracer.
	Squeak Alright.
	That's fine, we're gonna beat them on this one.
	This shit is not gonna be in close spaces.
	We need a dive tank.
	He said no.
	He might not know how to play him.
	But if you can play Junker Queen, you should be able to play Winston easy.
	They got Bastion.
	Bastion one, Bastion one, Bastion one!
	Right arm Mercy, oh hi bro.
	Yeah, all right Kiri's taking point Curious take a point.
	We lost our Drunker Queen.
	I got you try to man.
	Finish the line.
	Ryan is one.
	You gotta be kidding me, bro.
	Tracer, tracer, tracer!
	Nice, nice, nice!
	Reinhardt, come back to point!
	Too much damage, man.
	Yeah, no, it's fine.
	The Reinhardt came out of nowhere.
	And the Mercy's pocketing the soldier.
	He was damaged by me the whole time.
	That's why he killed me so fast.
	Kill this riot.
	Kill- Bro.
	Oh man.
	You need us to do more.
	You need to stay high for a moment.
	They'll regret that.
	He got shot there.
	He got shot there.
	Ryan is low.
	Ryan is low.
	Ryan is one.
	Ryan has won.
	Nice.
	Good point, guys.
	I'm on point.
	I'm on point right now.
	I'm just trying to...
	...sleep somebody on the left.
	Cap cap cap, carry.
	What is your position?
	Secure it, that's my fault.
	Alright, I'm on fire.
	Sure They're not blanking down They're not flanking Trying to break the shield The biggest biggest shield Shields by the break.
	Shields by the break.
	Shields broken.
	Shields broken.
	He's one.
	Nice.
	I'm on point.
	Don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	I'm on point.
	Don't worry.
	No recall?
	No recall?
	I need heals.
	Let big kill!
	Let's go!
	Soldier dead!
	Soldier dead!
	What my mercy Fulcher got rest Don't come back man go back go back I got to touch.
	I got to touch.
	I need you to all back or forward, man.
	Don't stay with the tank.
	I can touch, I can touch, I can touch.
	Soldier with a mercy in the back guys!
	Soldier with a mercy on the right.
	What the?
	Pro.
	And there's one.
	And there's one.
	Four of them were looking at me, man.
	There's still one, bro.
	Oh guys.
	It's a transit Gloria.
	Keep me up, keep me up, keep me up, please.
	She's weak.
	Winnable, me and Junker Queen are back in a fight.
	Ryan is one.
	- Alright, alright, alright. - Or no, he's-- What?!
	I'm even deploying, what the fuck?!
	I'm literally in the pool.
	We should've won that.
	Damn.
	I'm not going ahead.
	Bro, let's hang.
	I am on the floor!
	Bro, so fucking- oh my god, man.
	Yeah, that can't.
	If the tank, our tank is trash, man.
	He cannot take damage.
	So you and Tracer need a off angle.
	Both of you.
	You cannot beat their target.
	Only me, Trico, and the tank take damage.
	Yeah, dude, that's fucking gay.
	Yeah.
	If you stay with tank, you're 100% gonna die.
	There's nothing you can do about that.
	Soja's weak.
	so just very so job
	right get one game more game in and then the the the Yeah, they had a pocketed soldier and shit too.
	Not much you can do against a pocketed soldier with mercy attached to his hip.
	I still was killing him a bunch of times one-on-one.
	So that's all you ninjas watching.
	Music Yo, for people in the chat that are beating pussies, like, bro, it's a joke, man.
	I put a hood on, it ain't that serious, man.
	Relax.
	It's just funny.
	It's all in fun and games.
	Niggas been asking for their hood for fucking over a year now, man.
	They got on a special stream.
	Let's go.
	We win this and we got a happy ending.
	Nigga said we won.
	Meierstein.
	Meierstein.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Hey, you boys ready to cook?
	Let's get into this shit, man.
	Let's get it.
	You boys ready to cook?
	I'm ready cook August on the bridge Yeah, it's bigger from the hog man I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm backing up so I don't get hooked.
	I'm so down.
	Run, run, run man, run.
	Okay, they're chasing me back.
	This is fun.
	Hark is just sitting there at the bottom of the corner.
	Oh no Don't teach me, don't go back.
	Yeah, I'm back now.
	They're gonna push you They're gonna push you.
	You don't have damage.
	Macrize!
	Hog is behind us.
	Please!
	Yo, you're gonna owe me some shekels for this shit.
	Yo, switch the team chat, by the way.
	Let's go!
	Team kill!
	Let's go!
	Exterminate them boys!
	Rabbi Gaines is in the house.
	Let us proceed.
	Ha ha ha!
	My power emanates!
	No one can hold me down.
	Come to me if you can bro, I'm trying to...
	I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna push your pain on me!
	Push the panel, push the panel!
	I need a push to win this.
	I won't be able to heal.
	Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
	The ball doesn't need you to heal.
	I need you to heal again.
	I can pop a window, you guys ready to...
	No, no, no, no, no!
	Enemies got the ropes.
	Heck, go on up there.
	After I use this window.
	So let's go!
	Yeah, use it first.
	We need ammo, we need ammo.
	Okay, nice.
	Use the fence.
	Use another nerd!
	I can't.
	I can't see.
	All I can see is the hog, that's it.
	I gotta get a good angle on using it.
	I'll try to pop it once we get around this corner.
	Samba one.
	Hog is behind you, China man.
	Argus is behind you.
	I'm moving robot.
	Not with you guys Trying to keep you guys up while moving the robot
	I got it Oh my god Push down man
	I got it It's okay, don't switch.
	This way.
	Throw this big ass hat as hard as hell.
	Can't even focus, man.
	Get my shackles up man Ultimate is ready Run Keep running
	Nice bubble, nice bubble.
	That was a really good bubble Really, that was actually a really good bug.
	Come to the doorway for hills bro if you're okay.
	What the fuck dude?
	I hope I make enough to cover my bio-recon bills.
	Excavation initiation!
	We need to rescue the robot I got you coming in You need to go, Meyer Ow Behind you Meyer Yep, yep Steve's out of mech Time over there Coming through
	Back to us, will they?
	Got the robot That's a victory Three dead Ultimate is charged up One tail?
	Trying to- oh my god Monkey Monkey!
	Are you got him though?
	He's running around I need the payload, please Get out of the payload, Mary Run back or die
	Winston, Winston, Winston, can't get off Winston, we cannot take position The D-Va is gonna go hard for you He's not in the team channel Yeah, I'm gonna say he's playing out here And I try to keep him alive but he's always like fucking so weak
	Nooo Why?
	Why do you stay with me?
	No, 2 damage, Mary Wanda, wanda, wanda, wanda, wanda Nah, we, we, that's a lost fight, we lost I'm backing up I thought we were close, but...
	BOOM Keep covering, keep covering!
	Step right up!
	Get in the immortality, keep you!
	Alright, I can do a counter window now, you guys ready?
	BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM What the fuck?
	BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Don't die, don't die.
	Nooooo!
	Sorry, but I'm not even playing with my headphones so I can't hear everything around me.
	Get in a spot!
	Over there!
	That was worse.
	Iron come back.
	Iron come back.
	I only got one chest.
	Don't die, Iron.
	Nooo No!
	Damn it, man.
	I fucking...
	I didn't realize the robot was right there, man.
	Yeah, that was a bad one.
	I should have played on my headphones, man.
	Like, I couldn't hear.
	I wasn't aware.
	God damn it, bro.
	I'm about to go give out some high interest loans now.
	Fuck All right, I think that's it for me, bro I'm getting tired.
	Okay, fix your hair for me.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	It's because I had my them boys hat on.
	Okay, okay.
	It's okay.
	We'll play next time.
	Yeah, it's 8.30 now.
	I got to pass out so you can do this stream later.
	All right, chat.
	Love you guys.
	I'm going to get off because I can see my mechanical skills starting to kick off, like drop off here.
	Like I'm missing shots and shit, so fuck it.
	I'm going to just get off because I don't want to lose again.
	We're trying to manage.
	Actually, you know what?
	Nah, I can't leave on an L. Alright, one more.
	Fuck it.
	We gotta do one more.
	Fuck it.
	Can't go on the L like that. We're HM5,
	man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man.
	man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5,
	man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man. We're HM5, man.
	music
	Alright, this should've taken forever.
	Alright, fuck it.
	Chat, I'll jump on with you tomorrow, gentlemen.
	Okay.
	Alright, brother.
	We're 8 and 5, man.
	Yes, I know you're 12 hours ahead.
	Alright, gentlemen.
	Chat, love you guys.
	I mean, we're 8 and 5.
	8 and 5, final record?
	Okay, not bad.
	And that last one was on me, so I'm going to get off.
	Alright, chat.
	Love you guys.
	We're cooking.
	We'll be on tomorrow night, 9pm.
	Eastern Standard for the IRL stream.
	Going to make it up to you guys.
	Another Nat.
	Love you, ninjas.
	Peace.
	Okay.
	I'm going to do some homework.
	Alright, chat.
	I'll catch you tomorrow, bro.

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