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June 12, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
01:16:49
Noob Smacking With Pro gamer Awkward And China Man
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Yo!
What's up, guys?
We're live, live, live right now.
I just literally started the stream.
So we are about to start cooking.
You live on all three platforms, Twitch, YouTube, and Rumble?
Yeah, everywhere.
Awesome.
We're live everywhere.
So let me get everything fired up right now.
Cool.
you're not going to be able to do that.
All right, chat.
You guys want to go right into competitive or do you guys want to do practice?
No, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's play.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
All right.
Go right into it.
Yeah, I have a good idea for you, by the way, Myron.
I think the Chet would like to see it.
You should play with the entire crew Among Us.
Do you know the game Among Us?
What's that?
It's like where there's one or two imposters and basically it's just a deception game.
It's a lying game.
Two are lying and people have to figure out who's the killer.
It used to be super popular back in the day.
So if you play it with 10 people, it's the funniest game ever.
Yeah, that is true.
I think it will be great content especially with your crew Come on man I am ordering on PlayStation.
Damn, I need to stop ordering.
Get back to Overwatch.
I haven't seen you play Sigma before.
*sad music* yeah all right we're live right now Alright.
My camera's off.
Fix that.
sorry chat someone needs to fill this saddle Camera should be on here now, guys, for ya.
Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock gang.
I know what to do.
Give me one sec, Ja.
I'll fix the camera here in a second.
Just enjoy the gameplay while I... Okay, go tank down.
Fairy boy.
very boy low on the side I'm gonna deny the Widow.
They're inside the room.
I'm denying the Widow.
Inside the room, guys.
Oh my god!
I gotta warm up.
Maybe a different angle.
Yeah, they're really low, all of them.
Okay!
Ryze, you good bro?
I'm good.
I'm gonna try to mark the Widow over here.
Alright, we should be back now.
You guys should have video now.
Sorry about that chat.
I got one.
Widow behind, Widow behind.
What the hell is she?
Do one!
The Widowmaker is bottom right.
She got me bottom right, bro.
Doom low!
Doom low!
Goddamn.
Doom on the left.
Doom on the left.
It's winnable!
It's winnable!
Doom on the left too?
Never mind.
You need to go back!
You're not gonna die there.
There's no people around you.
I'm overloading!
60 seconds.
Wait, I was right in the middle.
Come here and get refreshed.
After the punch, I'm gonna use mo.
Wait on the left, be careful.
Turn on the left too.
What is that melody?
What, he got pulled that crazy.
This is just getting picked, man.
2 miss 1, 2 miss 1.
Uh, Meteor Strike.
Time is not on our side.
No time for R&R.
I'm gonna get golland hitting the Widder to get that.
I got a visor for this last fight.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
They know you're there.
They know you're there.
Keep running.
Keep running.
I can touch.
I can touch.
Don't worry about it.
I can touch.
Let's go.
Move on me I'm over I can't get away with this I It's weird to just keep getting random picks.
Alright.
Yeah, chat, we're 4-1 right now from before.
I played a few games before.
I went to the gym and came back.
So that's why we're 4-1.
But this game is not good right now.
I know.
So...
Well, who do you want, China man?
You understand.
We gotta full hold them.
Damn, man.
that widow just carried them just last round bro every soldier needs a cause Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Yeah Chad, just got done with the gym.
Did a full body workout.
Four rounds of pull-ups, push-ups, and lunges, all body weight.
With about one to two minute rest in the team.
I did 15 pull-ups for 3 sets, and then the fourth set I did 20.
Then I did 45 pushups per set.
With the last set doing 75.
Then lunges.
A bunch of them.
Dirty rush of blood.
And I just super set.
I just go back and forth.
Myron trades hella intensely, man.
Yeah, I gotta work out Awkward actually while he was here in Miami.
Good time, dude.
Good time.
Doom.
Fairy boy, middle.
Bottom middle.
Don't get back, man.
Nah, I'm not.
Doom on our-- Doom is one.
Nice.
Barrier is successful.
Winnow make the top middle?
Winnow make the one shot?
Winnow put him as well.
Okay, res the Doom.
I'm shooting him though.
Barrier is splintering.
Recharge.
Widowmaker on the left.
She has no grappling.
Genji?
Head down pillar.
I got a heal for you here.
Is that my venita behind me?
Widow, Widow, over here on the right!
With a mercy pocket, with a mercy pocket.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm with you, Sombra, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Widow, Widow, up top.
Nice fix.
Bloom trying to run.
So he got fight pulled.
Gengi really low, Gengi really low.
Nice.
Nice pick, bro.
Once they switch off the Widow, I'm about to really unleash on these scrubs.
I'm gonna focus on Doom.
I'm gonna take the Hagrid really quick.
They got McCree now, they got McCree.
They switched off the Widow.
They got McCree now.
Oh!
I'll touch the payload.
McCree, McCree, right next to you.
McCree next to you, Sigma.
I'll come back.
I got killed.
that should be in your money calm back calm back all set all set all set all set nice np uh life river one life river one life river where is my room kill life river life river life river i don't see him oh He's on you.
I got a visor.
I'm waiting until you guys come back though.
I can try to come back soon.
I can try to touch.
Don't worry about that.
I can touch you.
Don't die.
Please don't die man Dude the McCrease had a fucking leap bro What the fuck, man?
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
We lost that game because of me.
We lost that game 100% because of me.
I didn't fucking play good right now.
Not a big deal.
Let's go next.
I'm fucking pissed off right now.
This bit sucks too.
I'm just gonna re-kill.
Alright, that's it.
Why is my primary dropping so low?
- Oh, damn. - Fucking died with a visor at the end too.
Guys, yes, I'm playing Overwatch on the FedReacts channel.
Whoopty fucking whoop, bro.
Like, you guys are still gonna get FedReacts every fucking Sunday.
Shut the fuck up and stop crying about it.
Holy shit, man.
I'll start a gaming channel, not yet, but I will in the future.
Remember, we're demonetized.
It doesn't make sense to start a fucking gaming channel right now.
We're literally demonetized.
Wait, on every channel that you make are demonetized?
Yeah, bro.
Every single channel is demonetized.
Damn.
It's fucking bullshit, yeah.
It's annoying as fuck.
Especially the channels that have nothing to do with Fresher Fit.
They demonetize it too.
It's fucked up.
That's it.
That's crazy.
They demonetize it freely.
It's fucking bullshit or whatever.
What are you gonna call a gaming channel?
Eh, probably have to have gaming.
Something like that.
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
Allow me to refill the Asumac.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Lending you power.
Powered up.
Take an hydron on the left.
I'm about to punish these kids for this lifetime.
Show these foes a ruckus Get you one, get you one, get you one More low, more low guys Moira really low.
She's one, she's one.
I don't think this is with her though.
Doom on point low.
They're really low.
We can pressure them.
Moira on the face.
Can you jump Moira?
Moira, Moira.
Fighting the Moira, but she keeps getting healed.
I'm gonna jump in a second.
Ready?
Go.
Tracer bottom metal This or one Genji dead?
You're healing?
Thank you.
Doom to die?
Doom in the bottom middle.
I'm on Demore.
I'm perking Demore.
I can't die.
Don't worry about it.
Lifeweaver on the left.
Lifeweaver 1.
Lifeweaver 1 to your left, Ana.
Shoot his ass and Ana.
And Moira.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck you too.
And I think he's the same kid who just lost again.
Killed him, killed him.
Help me!
Help me!
Literally just lost to these guys.
I'm gonna fuck them up this round.
Let's go.
Nanoboost administered.
*Fuck your tree bitch* Nice.
Fuck your tree bitch.
Dirk him.
McCree one, McCree one.
Doom?
Doom going for a punch?
Oh, back off.
*Fuck your tree bitch* Get you on the right.
*Fuck your tree bitch* Taking high ground.
Get you on point.
Get you on point.
*Fuck your tree bitch* Doom is one shot on point!
Doom is one shot on point!
Fucking Wero!
Fucking fucking Scrubs!
I'm sure we're down on these boys!
Let's go!
These are the same idiots we lost to last round!
I'm about to punish these motherfuckers!
Get this Genji!
He's a bitch.
Get fucked up.
And they're getting crashed.
Fucking Scrubs!
We're about to fuck these kids up this round!
Score.
One to zero.
Guys we got Ahmed Suleyman Ahmed on today.
How's it going?
I'm talking about October 7th.
That's a McCree, Dave.
They said, what happened to the Russell Brand podcast?
Guys, good question.
There's flash flooding right now in Florida.
We wouldn't have made it on time on Sarasota, so we're going to do a club with them later this week or next week.
That's why we couldn't get on the Russell Brand thing, because we wouldn't have been able to get there at 12 p.m.
So...
why you f**k the doom street guys why i was Doom over here!
Doom right here!
Doom right here!
Doom dead!
Let's go!
Oh here he is!
He's behind you Winston!
Genji has no reflex!
I got heal right here!
Alright jumping in three!
Genji's one!
Genji's one!
Good shit!
Got you.
Oh no.
Doom on you guys.
Doom is so annoying bro.
Doom is really low.
I've got meds.
Who needs them?
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Doom is dead.
Now we kill the rest of them.
Mortar one.
Mortar one.
One on the...
Oh, I'm gonna just get...
Oh, wow.
McCree got pulled.
McCree dead.
Let's go.
Now he's staggered.
My favorite one, Albert.
Can you jump?
I can't see him.
I can't see him.
No, no.
Okay, I... I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Raron, you need to fall back.
You need to come back and take clover, Myron.
Nice.
Yeah Then he's trying to come down the right-hand side Right-hand side.
Come with Doran's Winston.
I got a high noon.
They're gonna play now.
Yep, he's on the left-hand side.
Torres, low.
On the left.
Do him on point!
Do him on point!
He's an idiot!
Yeah, my Ana's deleted.
Doom on the right, Doom on the right, I'm shooting him.
He's one?
No peeking, Maren, no peeking!
No, my ult disappeared.
I got Visor.
Yeah, I wanted to shoot, but my Ana...
Say it otherwise.
Get this Genshin.
I'm on this.
Genshin with blade?
Genshin with sharp blade?
Genshin with blade?
Come on, man.
Moira, Moira on the right.
Moira on the right.
Moira on the right with Doofus.
On the right, low!
Doom is one!
Doom is one!
Fuck!
Kill the Heater!
Kill the Heater!
Lightweaver, Fairy boy!
They suck!
Go back, guys!
You're throwing now!
I'm on the first north team, McCree!
She's one!
Run, run, run, run, run!
Bro!
Tracer behind.
Tracer, no recoil.
I'm back, Mercy.
Tracer on the left.
I got Tracer.
Moira running.
Moira no fade.
Doom on Ana.
I'm helping you.
Doom on the left.
Life over?
Never mind about No way I Fuck you dude!
Keep me alive, keep me alive.
Heels on point.
Heels on point.
Nice, nice, nice.
Tracer got pulled.
Tracer one, Tracer one.
Oh, she ran.
High five, high five, high five, high five.
Pop advisor, let's go.
Fuck these kids.
Come here, boy.
He's one shot.
Bought us some time.
Let's fucking go.
Fuck those kids.
Fucking scrubs.
This fucking suck!
This dumbass Doomfist!
Shut the fuck up, kid!
You stupid foreigner!
You stupid foreigner!
Shut the fuck up, man!
You stupid foreigner!
Shut the fuck up, man!
You have zero death threats!
Goddamn!
Oh, I didn't die!
Yeah, we have big supports!
Fucking brain-dead freshmen!
Shut the fuck up!
The only thing good about France is Napoleon!
Your country's a failed place!
Shut the fuck up, kid!
It's the only thing I... Bro, whenever I upload you guys, I get on these stupid-ass Euro servers, and these kids are fucking idiots!
Chill, chill, chill!
Shut the fuck up, Frenchman.
The fuck, man.
Stupid European idiots.
But I swear, European people are so weird.
They're so fucking dumb.
Hey, chill, chill, chill!
Shut the fuck up!
You can barely speak English.
You dumbass.
Get the fuck up outta here.
You and your failed fucking continent and country.
Chill, chill, chill!
Shut the fuck up.
Every time I get into the EU server, I feel like I get into the outside.
Fucking hate me with all these Europeans.
They suck.
Just people just screaming and shouting.
And just mumbling about random shit.
Uh, James Sexton, that's a good question, bro.
I got ass fresh.
Yo chat, how's the quality of the stream by the way?
I upped it to, uh...
I think 12,000?
12,000 output?
That's pretty nice.
That's almost 4k, man.
I don't know why we don't get on YouTube.
It's not as good.
Uh, because YouTube doesn't...
Yeah, he has a limit on YouTube.
He needs to repute the majority of people.
Because the majority of people doesn't have good internet.
I got it at 15,000 KBP right now.
Also, you have to bear in mind that you're capped by the platform.
On Twitch, for example, doesn't go over 6.
Alright.
My bad, my bad.
Yeah, we are.
We're playing a stupid game again.
We need a row, Myron.
Up these tanks.
I'm going to kill you.
McCree's so low on the left.
Cancel though, yeah.
I'm gonna flank.
Dude, what?
Dude, I lost 400 HP in like a second.
We need to stop shooting the Doom Punch then.
Yeah, I'm ironing.
Stop shooting.
I'm not shooting.
I'm not shooting.
Alright, we got one more fight here.
I'm gonna try to go for an off angle on the right.
Tanzo one got a big pick, big pick.
I can save you every time.
Hi.
I got it, I got it.
Mercy one, Mercy trying to res one.
Let's go.
Not miss it today.
I think I'm Aaron.
I got no hero.
Oh, McCree on point.
He's the last one.
McCree's on point.
He's the last one, guys.
You guys got it.
McCree's on point.
He's the last one.
Fucking dumbass years, man!
Alright, we got it, we got it, we got it.
DPS will come back.
No, no, no.
The hitters are dead.
We might have lost this point.
Yeah, we lost this point.
Pick me, carry.
Pick me, carry.
The dumbass doesn't keep.
Oh, hold on.
Fucking dumbass.
Oh my god.
Oh, Hanzo got pulled, life pulled.
One shot I'm doing.
Yo, watch out, watch out.
McCree on point, McCree on point, McCree on point.
Oh, let's go!
Go play.
Alright, we gotta win like two more fights and we got this.
Careful, Ryze, careful.
You're going crazy.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
No one's on me?
Where's my teammate?
I'm in-point!
They're all in-point!
The fuck?
Hanzo on the right, guys.
Be careful.
Hanzo on the side.
We're McCree.
They're surviving, man.
Surviving.
Surviving.
Good job is to survive, man.
Bro, they're looking at me right now.
I'm so weak.
Doom on point one!
Doom on point one!
Get fucked, stupid!
Let's go!
We got him, we got him.
McCree?
Get fucked, stupid!
Let's go!
All played, boys.
We got that shit back.
This slasher kid is gonna continue to get the beatings!
You fucking African booty scratcher fuck!
Playing Doom retard!
We're gonna win this shit!
Alright.
I'm on point right now.
Shit, we're in...
We're in...
Boy Shad.
Okay, Doom is over here.
Uh...
Oh, yup.
He's one, he's one, he's so low.
What is the heel?
I have one inch people fucking forever.
I've got meds, who needs it?
Can we get a point?
Don't die anymore, don't die anymore.
Oh my god, these are fucking dumb ass eaters, man.
Dooms are chasing me.
Oh nice beat.
Dooms are Genji on the left.
Dooms are on the left.
I don't want to hide.
Can we run it?
Can we run it?
They are all over there.
Dooms are on the left.
Dooms Genji's one.
Holy shit.
I got vibes with him.
We need to go back.
He got blade.
He got blade.
Okay.
I hope he does blade.
Bring a knife to a gunfight like a gummies.
He's on the left.
He's on the left.
He's on point.
He's on point.
One shot.
Oh!
Damn it!
I'm switching to team chat.
Switch team chat when you guys can.
I've seen tougher spots Nice nice nice I'm coming in with a visor.
Oh, shit.
Might need it.
Might not need it.
Good hold.
Doom is running like the little bitch that he is.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck these kids.
This slasher kid is gonna learn today, bro.
You wanna keep playing Doomfist, you one-trick retard, or you're gonna keep losing.
Pay attention Here I'm shooting the carry She TP. Pop and Viser, let's go!
Yeah, they running.
They're running That just behind the clear bottom right Watch here How do you mark a spot again?
Is it G? I am ready to activate the staff area!
I am on fire!
Everyone follow me!
Fire at will!
Double kill, like shooting a cannon into spawn.
How's it going?
Thanks!
The Kitsune is ready to be unleashed.
Over there.
Let the Kitsune guide you!
Let's go.
Fuck those kids.
Oh wow, the quality is really good on Rumble.
Nice.
Play of the game.
Alright.
Uh, yo, you guys there?
Can you guys hear me?
Yo, yo, yo, can you guys hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, okay, I switched into team chat, I couldn't hear you guys.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Is there people in team chat?
Man, people, like, you will get a lose-lose situation out of team chat, Myron.
I think you're ranked up, by the way, to, like, Diamond 3, Diamond 2?
Yeah, I am Diamond 2 right now.
Nice.
Yo, chat, so on Rumble and on YouTube, guys, give me ones if the video is really good on your end now.
Give me ones.
I got it up to 16, 15,000 kbps.
I'll bump it up to 16.
Okay...
Myron's getting into the playground.
Give me ones.
All right, it's really good.
I'm looking on the Rumble.
Rumble, y'all are saying it's really good, which I'm looking back on Rumble.
It's really high quality.
On YouTube, though?
Yeah.
I think Rumble doesn't have a lemon on the stream.
I'm pretty sure it does.
There's a slight echo?
It does.
Oh, I know what the echo is.
My bad.
Let me fix it right now.
All right.
Now I shouldn't hear no more echo.
I just fixed it.
I just hit the Don DeMarco button.
What are we, six and two right now?
Yeah.
Six and two, alright.
Yeah, now you guys shouldn't hear no echoes.
So, sweet.
Alright.
Chinaman, do you want to play Soldier or McCree?
I want to play Soldier.
You wanna play Sojourn?
I've been practicing my Sojourn.
I've been working on my Ashe a little bit.
You honestly sound different, huh?
I got Ashe.
Aw, man.
They quit out because they knew they were about to get cooked as the slasher kid again.
He's like, I don't want to get fucked again.
Yeah, match got cancelled.
Oh, I'm a master DPS now.
Nice.
I don't even know this.
But yeah, uh...
Awkward, you were saying what?
It's a lose-lose when I go into team chat?
Yeah, yeah, it's a lose-lose, you know?
You either get banned, or you get muted.
Haha.
I ain't gonna lie.
Since I've been playing with you guys more, I haven't been banned as much.
It's too less people to report you.
It's a lose-lose every time.
Really, you get more and more humans in the chat.
Really.
You know, one day you'll hit GM and then you'll get banned forever.
Probably.
Oh damn, it's coming in pretty clear on YouTube.
I'm looking at it right now.
So chat, y'all like that?
How good is your internet, man?
I should check my speed.
What do I do?
I gotta hit the speed.net or whatever.
Do you have time?
I got 10 seconds.
I'll check after.
Okay, let's go to team chat.
I promise I won't rage too much on them.
14. One, three, two, one.
Stop that halo.
Breaking them down.
Look out, we done.
Hey, I see the weather.
Holy.
36 HP.
Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Not so fast.
Bueno, bueno, bueno, bueno.
Help me!
Help me!
Trying to break your shield.
Right, I like it.
I like that.
You need to be your graph sub sometime.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Pound so low.
Recover, man.
Recover.
Widow again.
Widow again.
Oh, them boys is burning right now.
I need that.
They're moving the payload.
Shut it down.
You're the one.
Ash is one.
I mean, Widow is one.
Widow is one on the stairs.
Widow is one on the stairs.
They're all one actually.
Someone said hit something, Myron.
God damn it.
My accuracy is 56% right now, Scope.
Shut the fuck up.
I ain't a quitter.
Dumbass people in the chat.
I hit most of my shots, Scrub.
I'm on my game now.
Just if they're not dying.
Light them up!
The mic window, be careful.
The universal saint of mine!
I should have ran sooner.
Fine, they barely pushed the payload in like two and a half minutes.
Just don't die.
I don't take kindly to being knocked down.
Bro, what did you do, Eman?
Enemy spotted!
I'm about to throw dynamite from the top.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yo, uh, Slaugren just dropped down.
Slaugren won!
Damn.
This ends.
Damn.
I need heal.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Yes, I'm shot.
They got us outnumbered.
Keep that in mind.
Over there.
They're not here.
I'm going to wait to meet.
No, you don't have hitter with me.
Not so fast.
Gotta ulti them soon.
He has a real gun charge, be careful.
Sigma below over here.
Sigma, uh, that guy.
Nice finish, nice finish.
Uh, Sigma, he has no Vortex.
He's one.
Soldiering, bitch.
Always sliding around, bro.
Okay.
Stay alive for me.
You go awkward.
No heal, fade you.
On top, on top, on top. Close on top.
I'll hold the payload just around them
I'll survive.
Or did I survive?
I don't know, but I did survive.
Yo, Sigma's on the left over here in this room.
Him and McCree.
Him and McCree are there.
I need you, I need you, I need you.
Thank you.
Sorsion on the right.
Sorsion on the right.
Sorsion low on the right.
Bampus low Sigma low Sigma one, Sigma one.
Nice.
We got him, we got him.
fundamental Come back McCree's low on the way.
Iron battle middle.
The bat was low.
Sorsha coming?
Get ready for a fight!
Oh!
It's time!
Yeah, you're Jada.
Don't move!
Ana on the right!
Ana on the right!
Push Ana man!
Push Ana by yourself!
Alright, I'll try.
If you guys can wait, I'll come back with an alert.
They're alive man!
Wait, that's right.
I got stuck there, man My barrier is gone Where were we?
I'm coming back Oh no What the fu- I swear we need to be all over Every time we match this room, people die in the room.
I'm bad.
Bit early dust off the boots 60 seconds remaining it's happening We're gonna die!
What are you doing?
Every soldier needs a- We're
outnumbered.
Stay sharp.
10 seconds in overtime if I'm still standing I'm still fighting this ends now coming up oh yeah Let's go!
Win them all!
I'm dead.
God damn it.
All right.
I'mma cook this round.
Guys, as you guys know, we got a show with Suleiman tonight, 8:00 PM.
We're going to talk about October 7th, so make sure to jump in on that one.
8pm tonight.
It's going to be on YouTube and on Rumble.
Half will be on YouTube.
Let's see here.
Rocket Punch!
Every soldier needs a cause Our mission awaits us I Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
Escort the payload.
Alright, we're gonna kill these kids.
Come on soldier now, I'm about to fuck them up.
Dash is one, nice.
Time to cook, time to cook.
You see the situation, fucking bastard.
Shut up, fuck up.
I fucking heal.
Our Zarya is full open.
Okay, they have those Sigma guys.
Oh shit!
Thank you I'm here, I'm here.
I messed up.
My bad.
Backing up a bit.
Soldier chasing you guys at top?
She ran away.
She ran away.
She's still up there now.
She's still up there.
She has a Charizard of Rogan.
I'm shooting a Surgent, which is trying to help you.
I'm on a SIGM with you.
Nice, nice, nice.
They lost their Sigma.
Let's push off that.
Oh, what the hell?
Soldier.
Soldier's the last one.
He's the last one.
Kill that bitch.
Get fucked!
Stupid!
Why do you transcend this five on one?
Okay.
No response, I guess.
That feeling the number one's out in the world tells her.
Alright, uh...
Yo, um...
Sigma top middle.
She put the bomb in her.
Kill the bomb.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's dead.
I got him.
I guess I'm healed.
Ash is low as hell.
If you got transcendence there, we win.
Yeah, that is true.
Zarya, I'm so confused.
Your gameplay is dog shit.
What?
I don't understand why you play like this.
Okay.
Alright.
So should it's that middle?
We're laying on the high ground.
Ash and soldier on the hydrant We need to walk up Yo soldier in the water DPS You got to go me in the F pocket I need dope guys.
I need dope.
I need dope.
They don't have Ana.
not the only got mercy ten seconds remaining I've got you in my sights.
Mercy one.
Watch them on the right Nice position.
Oh my god, avoid me!
You bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, shall I fuck up, please?
Get us, get us!
No!
That's not me, that's not him, I'm done.
We're wrong, man, let's go.
Fucking down, man.
Fucking Espanyol.
Okay, no heal.
No heal.
Six and three.
Alright.
I re-cued it.
I'mma just play Soldier.
At this high of a level, I gotta play Soldier.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna avoid that cube.
Fucking dumbass.
No heal on the Zarya.
Every time just hiding like a dumbass.
like a fucking coward.
a fucking master talking shit man.
Yeah, I actually played like trash.
I'm not going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest here.
Play like fucking garbage Oh We got a game Every chat so this is what I eat.
It's workouts.
Oh I got this protein shaker of 40 grams, and then I got a thing of blueberries.
And what would you have done differently?
I would have caught all the bad guys, then capped their heads off!
Five, four, three, two, one!
One.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Bad guys, take them out.
Biotics deployed.
I need a medic.
Heal me.
The objective is no...
Pharah, turn the star.
Mercy middle.
Nice.
You had a gun on her.
Subjective guideline name on her.
Something to kill her.
Oh, Pharah is running.
I need a doctor.
Here, I got heal through here.
Use it.
Hey.
How's it going?
Yeah, I'm here.
And you could you have?
yeah dead that bro bitch holding the door No hook on him?
*Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* Genji can die!
Yeah, he has no replay.
I'm not alright there.
Fuck, he can't heal.
Mercy one.
Who did...
I'm so fucking pissed.
That was a clean ulti.
Nice knife.
Yeah.
He's not sure what to pick.
He's playing counterwatch.
Play counterwatch?
Bro!
That was a late-ass beat, man.
They're all bullying you, Awkward.
Damn, I tried.
Soldier, run!
You'll need to run, Mary!
You'll need to run!
You'll need to run!
Everybody's dead then!
Just one more planet we got here.
Then do you have...
Got him.
Fuck him.
I need you.
Let's go.
Two dead.
Shoot this barrier.
Mercy trying to rest.
Let's go.
Three dead.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Four dead.
Let's go.
We cooking now.
Come here, boy.
Come here.
Hey there.
China man, mark this game.
He's going down.
Kill them out.
Okay You Oh Oh Me heal me heal here.
What's up here?
Look here?
We don't give me a Round one I don't need the market man You play on the stream.
He got your face in.
Oh, you're gonna use that one?
Okay, that's fine.
Uh, what timestamp is that?
I don't know.
Clip it on stream?
Alright.
Take it from Rumble, because Rumble's quality is way better.
Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the new west My aim is half time using half time slash I need to get king of assistance What's up?
Mark is already half Genji dead.
I need it.
I'm shooting on a soldier now Moga!
Moga!
Nice attack.
You didn't learn how to go.
This Genji doesn't learn.
I'm low Soldier low.
oh he's half he's on the left i've got you 1 HP Genji, 1 HP Genji.
He got healed.
He got healed!
Keep running, keep running man!
Find cover, find cover!
Oh shit!
Keep running, take cover.
Two damage, okay.
Tracer on the right, Tracer on the right.
Oh!
Heal me Mario, heal me, heal me, heal me!
I got visor, I got visor.
We need to push, we need to push, we need to push.
Pop that Kitsune soon.
I need help.
Oh!
He heals I'm trying to break the shield.
I'm trying to break the shield.
That shield literally just saved him.
You need to roam, Maren.
Remember, Maren.
Yo, we passed through the character Gotta mind taking the distance Much better Cursor behind us being annoying but...
Tracer behind.
Genji, Genji with mercy.
Oh no.
This fucking kid's annoying man.
We'll have one Massify.
I can touch.
I can touch.
Don't die, Marin.
Don't die, Marin.
You don't need to touch, Marin.
You don't need to touch, Marin.
He needs to touch.
You can't take your heal.
Oh, fuck it.
Focus, Marin.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
He got a nade, but he's still low.
He's still low.
Mocha one Trace on point Tracer, dead.
Genji got me with the blade, man.
Genji with blade.
Nice.
Nice high noon.
Really low extreme.
Another one, another one, another one.
clutch me and Ana are coming back right now we gotta win two more fights I'm going to go to the next one.
Gonna slam them here.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Tracer on the right.
Tracer on the right.
Now they're trolling.
Now they're trolling.
Myron, don't go.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Fuck!
He was one shot, man.
Fuck you ass.
Get that.
Mawg on no heal.
You'll regret that.
I burn eternally.
I'm really feeling the heat.
I'm going to get to turn.
Sometimes you get to turn.
You need to focus on Mawg out there.
I had the tracer brush.
She just stuck me.
She got lucky.
She literally threw it.
They can't touch.
He just watched me.
Don't touch it.
He got a nano.
Crash.
He got a nano.
Let's go.
We dive into a chat.
To make us feel better, man.
Me and Augur are masters right now in our camp.
So we're playing Master Lobby.
Dude, you know, I didn't know Fresh was...
He knows his shit.
Bro, he knows his shit about anime.
It's crazy.
And also Chris.
Ah, then I didn't know.
He's talking anime on his stream, on Twitch.
He watches some nobody-know anime.
Oh, like the geek ones?
The geeky ones?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's Chris.
He watches some nobody-know anime.
That's how you know he's a real dude.
What about you, Myron?
Dragon Ball Z, that's pretty much it.
Never got into it.
I also like Ace Clothes as well.
Ace Clothes?
The little boy one?
Actually he's an adult.
He's sucking a kid's body.
How's it going?
Or the famous Detective Conan.
that's in our translation Ruhogar on second floor.
Ruhogar Hog on point.
Hog on point.
I'm fine.
I'm behind it.
Hog is happening.
Hog is happening.
He has no hook.
Marin, don't peek after this.
I'm bad enough.
Hey, drop some of the high gun.
They're crazy.
Oh, okay.
They chased me.
I should have told you.
No!
You know they got a roll hog, Marin.
Don't peek while he can't hook you.
I'm locked back in right now.
I gotta try to help you if I can, man.
Okay.
Soldier, Ana, Mercy, all of them up there.
Soldier is one in speed.
I'll make sure that doesn't stop.
Hog on point, Hog on point, Hog on point.
Hog has no hook right now.
He's sitting in that car.
Would you kill him?
Wow.
He had a mercy bomb.
That's why he killed you so fast.
He had a mercy boost to him.
That's why he killed you.
I don't quit till the fight's done.
Big Stinerlack.
Guys, when I fly to top and distract them, it's your move.
You can be more aggressive.
I need to go second floor You're fire soft, Murr, you don't have heal You know, I'm gonna take high ground on the left NO MURR Oh my god I've got you in my sights Sick transit boy I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta do something else
This is annoying You're by yourself, you're by yourself You're dead, Charlie Genji is dead!
Genji is dead idiot!
Soldier top right!
I'm going top left!
Nice.
Hog, hog, hog.
I'm sure she resed the soldier.
Soldier's on the side again.
Soldier 1.
He's running away like the bitch that he is.
Soldier bottom right corner.
Genji low.
Genji 1.
Genji's so low.
Nice.
Soldier low.
Nice.
Alright, good, good, good.
Let's keep pushing, keep pushing.
Mercy's in there, mercy's in there, guys.
You almost died, right?
That's crazy.
I'm gonna take a ground up here.
I'm on fire!
What else is new?
I'm gonna sit back over here.
Hello!
I'm not going to kill him.
I'm not going to kill him.
Come to me.
Powered up.
Chewing the fuck out this hog and Yunji.
Fields are mine.
First?
Yeah. - Oh, he's going right for me.
He played in me.
What a fucking scrub, man.
Chemical 1.
Nobility.
Chemical 1, nobility.
Chemical 1.
I can't get away with this.
Chemical 1.
One ball, one ball.
I need him.
You're carrying a pair!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Log on point.
Half.
You can't heal.
Nice.
Alright, I'm pushing up.
Heya!
They got Ash.
Ash on the right side.
Ash is low on the right.
She's half on the right.
Half on the right.
Half on the right.
Mercy going on.
Mercy going on.
Mercy next to you Tracer.
They got Reinhardt now Good choice, I need help I need help I need help I I'm shooting the Ryan, don't worry.
I'm shooting him with you.
He's low on the left, he's low on the left.
Okay, 1 HP. I got it!
Oh my god, I'm fucking the mob!
McCree on the left, McCree on the left.
Yeah, I'm on class, I'm on class.
I'm dead.
This one.
You got it.
Ryan over here.
This is Mercy.
Ruiz me.
No!
It's Mercy!
Mercy!
That's so big.
Ryan is one.
He's looking at me.
Who's ass?
There we go.
Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
Nice.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
You got me a fucking mob hour.
Yeah, that was pretty clean.
I'm not gonna lie.
Our car doesn't even stop at all.
Nice.
Yeah, once we got that first point, we started destroying them.
Yeah.
Damn, I really can play everything.
I'm not gonna lie, Agur.
This hero, this Genji, is the reason I play all of this.
I watched that cinematic.
I just got hooked instantly.
just one more mission hello china man we're seven and three right When this game's over, it's eight.
Alright.
Myron likes to focus on the rotations, and I'm not sure you can tank as much, okay?
Yeah, I will.
Where am I gonna go?
You have good aim, Myron, so try to kill the squishy first.
Especially on McCree.
McCree is too valuable to shoot.
We got a monkey.
We got a monkey.
Yeah, monkey.
Who needs healing?
No.
Monkey jumping on me.
It was killing you.
We'll see our point.
Thank you, I'm going.
I killed her.
I killed her.
Can we kill Lucy?
I don't have the energy.
You win this, you win this.
You can't win this.
I need heals and then it will go.
Let's go.
God damn, he exploded.
Oh my god, I saw that.
That was a nice combo.
Lucio's down!
Lucio one!
Up late Reposition.
I'm top of the board.
Winston Tracing our...
I'm trying to help our Ana right now Copy low copy low Wow, this monkey's chasing me?
Dude, this Kinto!
Oh my god That's straight nice tree Chase me across the map Genji won a point Offside on our objective
He got healed Copy that Oh These kids are chasing me.
Oh my god, they chased me from across the map, dude.
I love some dirt on it.
Let's go Adaptive circuits engaged Diva kill kabi kill kabi dead need a duck everyone heal have got you in my sights
there's nobody on your side can you stop me?
I got one!
Help with Genji.
Oh god man.
Hey, he's open, he's open, he's open.
You're by yourself, okay?
Walk forward!
Walk forward!
Bunch of them looking at me right now.
Can't do that?
Fuck this monkey, man.
Fuck this monkey.
Nice, thanks.
Finally, this merciless...
Yo, we could switch the team after...
They have played...
payload on root, stop it!
memory script!
adaptive circuits engaged!
I'm trying to get rid of the copy.
Mercy is low below.
They don't have tank.
No, Monkly is one.
Monkly is one on the bottom left.
Surrender to my will.
Come back again.
Heroes never die.
Hold on to that.
I can't get away with this.
The payload has reached the chance.
I got one shot over there.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
thanks oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Monkey running.
Echo one!
Echo one!
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