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June 8, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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Ghetto Girl Tries Throwing Mic At Myron And THIS Happened...with Pro Gamer Awkward
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
We're on the Friendship Podcast after our audition.
We're joined with some lovely ladies and awkward special guests.
Let's get into it, guys.
guys.
Let's go.
Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
Get out.
Go.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right.
Cool.
And we are back.
What's up, guys?
I want to refresh about Fit Podcast.
After our edition, it's Friday, man.
We got some special guests.
We got one special guest in the house, and we got some little ladies in the house.
Quick analysis for you to get into the show, guys.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit, man.
CastleClub.tv.
That is the home base for us.
So if you ever get canceled, you know exactly where to find us.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
What's up?
Also, castclub.tv.
We just did a great Zoom call with Awkward.
We answered a bunch of questions for all you guys that want to become influencers, want to become streamers.
How to monetize.
Monetize on YouTube, whether it's Twitch, Twitter.
We didn't talk about Twitter too much.
We did talk about Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch.
We talked about that, how to monetize, and then how to monetize, especially with gaming, guys.
If you're going to game, make some money at least.
Yeah, don't mean I broke you.
At least we have some money.
So that Zoom call is actually up right now on CalsClub.tv, guys, so go ahead and get in there, man, if you guys want to go ahead and get some sauce on that, because that's something unique that a lot of people don't really teach at all.
That's over there on CalsClub.tv.
Shout out to Awkward for being the subject matter expert in that.
Okay, so Chris, and then we're going to turn it to ICNM. It's Friday we have a show, you know, we lit.
It's Miami.
Shout out to you guys, Aaron C. Poxon on IG. Ladies, please send me a DM. And other than that, check out my interview yesterday with Brandon Carter.
It's a W interview with him.
And, yeah.
Anything else?
Okay, good job, Chris.
That's it.
And then Angie and Icy?
Happy Friday, guys!
So, you already know what it is.
We already have the winner for the graphic designer.
And also, as you know, this is also the opportunity of working with us and rebranding our merch.
So, Angie, can you please shout him out for me?
Thank you!
I appreciate the winning.
We done talking about you, Chris!
Yo, niggas damn that for real.
Damn that for real, bro.
Goddamn.
No.
Come on, Angie.
Side chat!
Chris is a graphic designer too.
He ain't sending nothing!
Can we announce the winner please?
Okay, so the winner is Gurver Chinda.
It's at Gurver Chinda.
Okay, can you please do the favor and open up your email because we're trying to contact you and you are not contacting us.
Gurver Chinda.
Okay, here, no, Myron, you read it.
Wait, what the hell?
It sounds Indian, bro.
I don't know.
Gurvichinda?
Like some channel, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it sounds like it's an Indian name.
Gurvichinda.
Oh, Gurvichinda.
Gurvichinda.
You thought me and Angie was going to say that?
Yeah, I was like, what the hell?
Gurvichinda.
Okay, so shout out to you, bro.
It looks like you're going to be the guy that's going to be making some of the merch.
The girls like your design, so we'll be talking with you, man.
anyway we should have chose that nigga bro wait wait alright whatever ladies come on man you say that now ladies if you don't mind alright freshers and designs you don't want to look at them alright ladies if you don't mind give us your name your age what you do for a living dating status Your body count.
Let's start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Name, age, what you do for a living.
Hey, y'all!
My name is Winter D. I am currently a choreographer and a musician, and I'm 21 years old.
Where are you from, Hersley?
Chicago, Iraq.
Okay.
And then you said you're a choreographer?
I'm a musician.
I just started doing music, but I'm a choreographer.
Okay.
What kind of music do you make?
I'm a pop and R&B artist.
Okay.
Pop and R&B. All right.
Can you really sing?
Yeah.
You know what?
Let's hear something real quick.
I'm sure he can tell you if it's good or not awkward.
Hopefully it's not awkward.
Okay.
And the drums, they swing low And the trumpets, they go Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da I've been drinking, so please leave me alone.
Okay.
That was pretty good, actually.
Yeah, I think you did good.
Yeah.
I'm on my third cup of Hennessy, y'all.
Please leave me alone.
No, I think you did good.
That's not bad at all.
80% mark.
It's typically you're drinking Hennessy, though.
You said 80%?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I said you're drinking Hennessy, though.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
I am currently in college.
Okay.
What are you majoring in?
Psychology.
Okay.
Do you want to drop where you go to school or you don't have to if you don't want to?
SNHU. Southern New Hampshire University.
Oh, okay.
Do you live here in Miami though?
No, I stay in Iraq.
Okay, so you're just visiting?
Yeah, on my birthday trip.
Okay.
All right.
And then relationship status for you?
Complicated.
Okay.
Who doesn't want to commit?
You or him?
Me.
Okay, so you're single.
You came to Miami for your birthday.
Yeah.
All right.
Your parents stay together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
I'm just curious, who inspired you to make music?
Lizzo?
You're trying to be funny.
No, I'm just saying.
No, because it's going to get real hilarious, man.
No, I'm just saying.
Because you sing, you don't rap.
No, Beyonce.
From the rock?
Okay.
Beyonce.
There you go.
I like it.
She's trying to be funny.
She's from the rock, bro.
You can clap that TV like for real.
I'm just saying, bro.
Okay.
I'm just saying, though.
Yo, come on.
Talk to Biggie Smalls.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Biggie Smalls.
He's good.
I was about to say something, but I'm going to keep it to myself.
No, say it.
I'm actually making music too, but I didn't want to share it all.
Shut up, bitch!
Okay, we'll get to you though.
What's your name?
My name is Alina.
I'm 27.
I'm sorry?
Alina.
Alina.
Okay, you're 27?
Yes.
Where are you from?
I'm single.
I live in Germany, but I'm originally from Russia.
So you're a German-Russian?
I'm a Russian-German.
I live in Germany, but...
But you're Russian descent?
Yes.
Okay.
So do you have Russian citizenship too?
No, I have German citizenship because you only can have German.
You can't have German and Russian.
You can't have German and Russian.
Oh, adversaries probably, right?
Maybe that's why.
Do you speak Russian too?
I'm also Russian.
I'm not going to go like that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
I'm matching out the words.
Chris!
I mean, I mean, it's too soon, brother.
I mean, it's too soon.
Yeah, Awkward speaks three languages, guys.
Yeah.
Light them up!
Oh, man.
Chris, not even...
I can recognize Russians really quick.
I knew she was Russian just in the room.
Bro, you right away?
I'm on the light.
Now Chris made it awkward, bro.
I've got you in my sights.
Anyhow, good.
I get it.
Okay, what do you do for it?
I'm an office clerk.
Office clerk, okay.
So you're here on vacation then?
You don't live in Miami?
Yeah, just vacation.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I think it's called high school diploma.
So I finished 12 years of school and I could basically have studied.
Okay, yeah.
That's high school equivalent than the United States.
Relationship status?
Single.
Single?
Okay.
Well, you're in Miami, right?
Yes.
Are your parents still together?
They were together, but...
Sorry, I'm so nervous.
They were together, but my father passed, so...
Okay, all right.
So they were together before.
Okay, and then Fresh, your favorite question.
Birth control?
No.
Any kids?
No.
Alright.
Body count?
Zero.
She belongs to the streets.
Not the cap.
Your version?
Me too.
No, don't be funny.
That was funny.
Okay.
In your Russian descent...
She said she had a bridging.
What's your background?
What's your racial background?
Black or...
I am black and Jamaican.
Okay.
Caribbean.
Okay.
Jamaican and black.
All right, cool.
And then for you...
Okay, and then you said you're on vacation.
So have you never been in a relationship before?
One time.
One time?
Yeah.
It was a long time ago.
Long time ago.
Wait, so that nigga didn't smash?
Wait, you're 27 years old and you're a virgin?
Yes.
And now I'm sober.
Wait, why didn't you smash?
And I'm anorexian.
You don't like him?
Hey, can you tell us how she ever sucked dick before?
Oh, holy!
Because she stopped raging, but she had a boy.
Wait a minute.
You say what?
How she ever sucked dick before?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Talk, man.
Like, I, also, my first boyfriend, I was a teenager.
You don't have to smash when you're a teenager.
How long were you guys together?
Like two months.
Oh shit, okay.
But 27, so you never met a guy when you were 21, 22, 23, 24?
No, I dated.
I date guys.
I go out with them.
But we don't smash.
Blowjobs?
No.
What's the longest?
Hold on, don't laugh, ladies.
Don't laugh.
That's actually a good thing.
How long was your longest relationship?
Was it two months?
I mean, it was my only one, so it has to be.
What about him now?
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Alright.
You have any questions in Russian that you want to ask?
No, I'm just listening for now.
Yeah, you're just listening?
It's pretty interesting, yeah.
Okay, okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Destiny, but I go by Karma.
Okay.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Gwen.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, have you been on before?
Yeah.
Yeah, she has been.
Okay, how old are you?
28.
Okay, I remember you now.
Sorry to hear that.
What do you do for...
Where are you from personally?
I'm Puerto Rican, born in Chicago, raised in Florida.
Okay.
What do you do for?
Right now I do lashes and stage production.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Trade school.
Was it for production?
No, it was for the electrology.
Electrology?
Yeah, it was a...
You were going to be an electrician?
A master esthetician.
Oh, esthetician?
Esthetician?
Yeah, so laser hair removal.
Okay.
Electrology, like hair removal.
That's what you went to school for.
Okay.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
Damn, still?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, that's crazy, bro.
You know what's tingling right now?
My spidey senses.
No, your single senses.
Yeah.
I just had to.
Yeah, what the fuck, man?
My bad.
Alright, are your parents still together?
No.
Okay, birth control for you?
No.
Okay, fantastic.
Body count?
No.
It's like, no.
Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
Welcome back.
Thank you.
She belongs to the screen before?
Yeah.
Okay.
I just don't remember it.
It doesn't remember anybody.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
It's okay if you like that sometimes.
What's your name?
Okay.
Well, I got by Mommy G. I'm Dominican.
I was born in the DR. I grew up in New York.
I've been living in Miami since 2019.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
Okay.
You were born in the Dominican Republic, but you grew up in New York City?
Yes.
Okay, but you live in Miami now.
What do you do for work?
I model, I host, I bartend, now I'm making music, I host.
Wait, you host or you host?
Host, host.
I do hosting.
Oh, hosting, okay, okay.
I was gonna say, that's very honest.
I do bartending, like I got my bartending license.
I got a GED diploma, because I had two kids when I was 18.
I became a mother when I was 18 years old.
That's tough.
Yeah, I got my GED. Okay.
I'm a makeup artist.
I don't do it for a living, but, you know, like I went to school for it.
So, I'm a nailton.
You do a lot.
I can do lashes.
I can do makeup.
I'm a designer.
Now I'm making music, too.
Wait, hold on.
Chat's saying you've been canceled before?
I mean, canceled before?
Yes.
Why?
Where?
That's probably why I don't remember then.
Oh no!
That's why I don't remember.
Like Frank Castle?
No, it wasn't like Kane, so like...
No, no, like Frank Castle.
I don't know.
To be honest, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, bro.
Nigga, I don't look at DMs and see castles, man.
Nigga, you should know.
I deal with so many girls, man.
I deal with so many girls, man.
I don't know.
Yo, Chad.
Yo, I don't even know what you guys talking about right now.
Chad do right away.
Chad do right away, man.
The Chad know better than you, nigga.
Then do your job.
Nigga, exactly.
That's why there's Chad.
She said the show was boring.
Oh, the show was boring?
That's what it was?
Yeah, and then you kicked her out.
And I kicked her out for that?
Yeah.
Alright, did you get kicked out the last time you were here?
No.
I've been here, this is my third time here.
And, uh, no.
Yeah, sure.
It wasn't her.
It was, it wasn't...
I think it was.
No, the first time, I said something, but I got up.
I didn't get kicked out like that.
Like, I got up and the show was over.
Like, it was over.
We were done by that time, but it wasn't like, y'all kicked me out, I did something.
Then I came back for the second time, and this is my third year now.
So yeah, it wasn't like that.
So yeah, now I'm getting into real estate, and I'm new oncoming artists.
I make...
Didn't you say you stream too or something like that?
Yes, I knew.
What do you stream?
I'm going, it's like a reality show about, like, I travel a lot.
Sancho and Miss Princess from...
Wait, wait, wait.
No, stream, stream, stream.
What do you mean?
What do you stream?
I'm telling you.
It's from traveling.
I'm a traveler.
I travel a lot and I like to experience different cultures, different food.
I think they mean what platform do you stream on?
Oh, the platform?
Like OnlyFans, Twitter, Instagram, and I'm doing YouTube.
Okay.
So, OnlyFans.
And YouTube.
Okay, YouTube.
Yes.
And I have a lot of projects coming out too, but I prefer to not talk about it.
She's a good streamer, bro.
There you go.
I have like big projects coming out, but I prefer to not talk about it.
I understand.
We got you.
It's already happening.
We heard enough.
But y'all will see when y'all see.
So what do you stream specifically?
You said you stream your travel?
Yes.
So my YouTube content is going to be about traveling, different cultures, different food.
Can you please answer the question, IRL stream?
Can you listen?
No, no.
We didn't move on.
Oh my gosh, man.
No, but she did all the questions, though.
I'm answering what you're asking me.
So what other questions do you have?
Is it IRL stream?
Is it IRL stream?
Just walking around with your phone?
I don't understand what is it in real life.
You walk around with your phone outside?
In real life, IRL. Yeah.
What did you say?
No, in real life, IRL. In real life, that's what I was saying.
In real life.
Okay.
You thought it was on a fake life?
Man, this is...
I was talking about real life.
We're in real life right now.
I was talking about real shit.
Are your parents still together?
My dad got killed in front of me when I was fucking 13.
That is not even funny, Joe.
That's not cool, Chris.
I'm sorry, bro.
Do you think that your dad getting killed in front of you when you're 13 years old is funny?
That's crazy, Chris.
Do you think that you being 13 years old and your dad getting killed right in front of your fucking face?
I apologize.
That was bad taste.
That is something that will make people crazy.
I apologize.
And I'm not because I'm strong.
Okay.
You are.
I apologize.
Yes, I am, motherfucker.
I know.
Sorry.
I got...
I will give you that.
So you really think it's funny?
I will give you that.
I apologize.
Do you think if your dad get cute in front of you right now, ride around your face?
I apologize.
I need you to relax.
Do you think you're going to laugh about it?
I'm not laughing about it.
If your mother and your dad get cute in front of your face, and you're 13 years old, you're wrong enough for you to remember.
I said I apologize.
Do you think you're going to laugh about that shit, nigga?
Do you think that shit is funny?
It's going to be in a word.
That's crazy.
You know what is funny?
That you can even make me feel no type of way because I'm a strong woman and I got over it.
Watch it is not funny, baby.
Yeah, Chris.
You should never do that, Chris.
She's strong.
If you think that is funny, that's evil as fuck.
That's diabolical.
Diabolical.
That's evil as fuck.
Who the fuck wants to, like, do you think that watching your dad or your mother getting in front of you when you're 13 years old?
Did you hear me?
Did you hear me?
And you was close enough when that happened, you think that shit is funny?
I thought you were strong.
Yeah, I said, I apologize.
I am strong.
That's why you cannot make me feel no type of way.
Okay, okay.
But that's disrespectful.
You know what?
That's all I gotta say, man.
It's disrespectful.
It is what it is.
So you think this is funny?
Yeah, that's not cool Chris.
I don't even care.
You cannot hurt my feelings.
You know the shit that I've been through?
For someone to hurt my fucking feelings?
It's tough.
Nobody can hurt my fucking feelings, motherfucker.
Okay.
You think that I went through that shit and I got already...
And that's only one of the things that I went through in life.
And you already think you can hurt my feelings and you can make me feel some type of way?
Fuck now.
I just don't like the fuck that is disrespectful.
Not just for me, but for anybody.
He said sorry.
If your dad get killed in front of you when you're 13 years old, right in front of you, right on your face, do you think you're going to laugh about that shit?
No, definitely not.
What you like is somebody laugh about it?
No, not at all.
Do you think that shit is funny?
It's not funny.
It's so respectful.
Not to me, but to him and to anybody.
Okay, okay, okay.
He already apologized to you.
He told you that it was distasteful.
He hit the sound effect.
Bat timing.
I'm eating.
It was kind of funny hitting the sound effect, but goddamn, bro.
I mean, it was bad timing, but it was a little funny, a little bit.
The situation was funny.
The way it played out was funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not the circumstance.
Not what happened to you was funny, but the way it played out was funny.
Yeah.
To be honest, I don't feel no double way, because you're not disrespecting me, you're disrespecting him.
And if it was your dad or your mother, if it wasn't my place, you wouldn't like it.
It wouldn't be funny.
At all.
Are you asking me or who are you talking to specifically?
I'm talking in general.
Okay, you're talking in general.
Okay.
In the hot field...
Because I feel bad for that person that is not here to defend himself.
Yeah.
And nobody would have liked it if it was...
We got you.
If it was their, like, Jamon or Yada, like, Yada wouldn't like it.
We got you.
That is the respect for.
100%.
But me?
Yep.
I'm Gucci.
Alright, we can move on.
You cannot make me feel no tougher way.
I'm Gucci.
Once you're good, we're good.
Once you're good, we're good.
Yeah.
Once you're good, we're good.
Move on.
Chris, play it again.
Uh, okay.
No, no, I won't.
What about you?
I think we're good.
You know what we said in Spanish?
And I always laugh.
Shut up, bitch!
Motherfucker.
Okay, what's your relationship status?
Adios...
Going through a breakup, but I'm so glad that it happened.
So you're single?
Yes, and I'm so glad that I am, so...
Stop the cap!
Okay.
What cap?
I know this person since I was 14 years old.
Chris, why do you keep playing songs, bro?
I'm totally serious.
I stopped doing polyphons for a whole fucking year.
And I was making a lot of fucking money.
Like, you can ask about me when it comes to OnlyFans.
Yes, not because of him, because he's the type of woman that I am.
When I'm in a relationship, I'm loyal.
I'm single, I'm loyal.
And who cares?
Who pay my bills?
on the end of the page, everybody's gonna search shit.
No matter what, they're gonna search shit, we got it.
Does that shit make my bills?
Do you know?
What show is this?
It's awkward on her show, bro.
God damn!
She's the main character.
Yo, y'all need to put headphones on and air this shit.
You want your liquor?
What the fuck?
No, I need a shot at this point.
Okay, cool.
Alright, alright.
Okay, so how long have you been single for?
One month now.
One month?
Alright.
Angus, yo, you know what I mean, right?
It's hot girl summer.
Oh shit, it is hot!
And it's summer!
And it's summer, we're back home!
I'd rather cry in a fucking mansion.
Y'all shit anyway.
That's true.
So, why would I stop making motherfucking money from...
Why would I be loyal to a nigga that is gonna shit on me?
This is so awkward.
What did Chris Brown say?
Regardless, what would I stop?
What did Chris Brown say?
I don't know.
You know what I always say?
You know what I always say?
Niggas ain't shit, but we ain't shit neither.
We ain't shit neither.
To be honest, I don't know who's worse than bitches or niggas.
I like both.
Are you on birth control?
Are you on birth control?
No, I was wrestling pregnant.
Yeah?
No, I got ripped my hand and I'm so glad, dude, I don't care if I go to hell.
She got an abortion.
She killed the baby.
I don't care.
Ali's not stuck with a motherfucker.
Ali's not stuck with him.
Alright, Nike, move on and be single.
Got it.
And now we're gonna move on too.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Miriam.
That sound effect, Chris.
I don't care.
I know I'm going to hell, but I'm not gonna go to hell alone.
Damn!
Okay, hold on.
Let's let her talk.
Let's let her talk.
My name is Miracle.
I'm 20.
I'm from Orlando.
I moved here the beginning of last year.
I model...
Wait, you said you're 21?
20.
20.
And you're from Orlando?
Her name is Miracle.
And you said you're a model?
I make music and I content create.
What kind of content do you make?
Stuff for like Twitter.
Which is?
And I have OnlyFans too, but I'm not really active on it.
You do porn.
You do porn.
Alright, great.
That shit ain't Twitter no more.
That shit went from X to triple X in two seconds.
Alright, highest education level completed for you?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
I believe it.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
I believe it.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Alright.
I was waiting for her to also say a sad story, but she didn't.
Okay.
Can we double back on that?
What you mean by that?
By what?
Makes sense.
Say what I said, nigga.
Oh, come here.
T. Period.
Don't play.
He said what the fuck he said.
Don't play.
Don't play.
My bad.
I'm so lost.
Wait, what happened?
Nothing.
She said her parents aren't together.
I said it makes sense.
Oh.
The blue hair.
Oh, what does that mean?
I said what I said.
Alright, it's awkward.
To be honest though, it was a miracle.
No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!
They like the jokes.
They like the jokes.
I can tell that now.
They love the jokes.
It's so hard.
It's a comedy factory.
It's going to be an interesting day.
Yeah.
Yeah, very interesting.
Chris has sound effects when people say this.
It's got control.
No.
No?
Any kids?
No.
All right.
Cool.
What about you?
My name is Elizabeth.
I'm 21.
I'm a manager at a Taco Bell.
I'm looking to go to school for a flight attendant, and pretty much it.
Wait, how old are you again?
21.
Okay.
Okay, and you're from where?
I was born and raised here in Miami.
Okay, and then, yo, how's Taco Bell?
Do y'all still get customers like that, bro?
Yeah.
What is your favorite thing on the menu?
Favorite item?
Crunchwrap.
Mmm.
What about the beefy layer burrito?
I don't really like beef like that.
No?
Okay.
That's because she knows where it comes.
Yeah, bag and pussy tastes better.
Where does it come from?
Bag and pussy always tastes better.
Wait, what?
I don't want to know how the food is made.
Bag and pussy always tastes better.
Y'all better make sure that you got pineapples.
Yeah, so you taste good.
Since I always want...
How did we...
Oh, so sorry about that.
The semen.
What?!
Yeah.
Make sure that I got pineapples.
She's saying that if you're gonna...
How do we even get to there?
I'm a pineapples today, and I drink pineapples just all day.
Sick.
Okay, let's let her finish Miss Taco Bell.
Miss Taco Bell.
Listen, it's a stepping stone, and you're gonna move on to what you really wanna do, so that's fine.
Okay, what's your highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay.
Are you in college?
No.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Okay.
What's your ethnic background?
I was born here, but my dad is Puerto Rican and my mom is Cuban.
All right.
Okay.
And then birth control over you?
What was that?
I'm sorry.
Are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Uh, single.
Okay.
And then kids?
Nah.
Alright.
Cool.
Only, does anyone else on the panel have kids?
Oh, you do?
Okay, how many kids you got?
I have one.
Okay.
A four-year-old girl.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, what about you?
Last but not least, what's your name?
My name is Love.
I'm 22 and I'm from Chicago.
Okay.
Are you guys friends?
We're cousins.
Oh, wow.
There you go.
What do you do for work?
I'm an assistant teacher.
Okay.
Chris?
Oh, really?
You have anything you want to ask, Chris?
I used to be a teacher.
Okay, whatever.
Highest education level completed for you?
Two years of college.
You got your associates?
No, I dropped out.
Oh, okay.
So high school is the highest you completed.
Oh, clock that T. I went there, excuse me.
No time wasn't for nothing.
Two years wasn't for shit.
Well, the question was highest education level completed.
Oh, you right.
My bad, big dog.
Yeah.
Are your parents together?
Nope.
No?
Okay.
Relationship status for you?
Single...
Very single.
Y'all came to Miami, right?
Super single.
Why you keep saying that?
She belongs to the streets!
I mean, let's be honest.
Girls don't come to Miami unless they're single.
Especially when they're coming here from another city.
It's like, what's the...
I mean, if you have a boyfriend, he's crazy for letting you come here.
They're single here, but they're a relationship back home.
Or a situationship.
Yeah.
Bombastic side eye.
Criminal offensive side eye.
What?
That's like a TikTok, right?
Yeah, it's a TikTok.
What does that mean?
It's just like a...
Side eye.
Viral, like...
Side eye.
It means side eye.
About giving you a side eye.
Bombastic side eye.
Like Kinkade died our life.
Nigga, I don't know what they're saying right now, nigga.
Let's do a TikTok.
It just means side eye.
I'm looking at you crazy for the question.
Yeah.
Paul, for asking if you're single in Miami?
We just don't know why you keep saying, like, we in Miami because we single.
We just came from...
I did not come from the Hoochie Daddies.
I came for my birthday.
I came to see the palm trees in the beach.
Okay?
I don't know about the Hoochie Daddies.
Could have done that in Jupiter, Florida.
The rack is cold.
No, no, I said you could have done that in Jupiter, Florida.
I don't know shit about no Jupiter.
For real.
I don't know about Miami.
You could have done that in Fort Lauderdale or...
Even Vero Beach.
Vero Beach.
They got better beaches, too.
We're from a different state, so, you know, when they say, when we pick the trip, we're like, okay, let's go to Miami.
Could have even went to Tampa.
Mm-mm, that's why all the old people in retirement always love.
Oh, yeah.
But you just came for the trees and the weather, right?
You just came for the trees and the weather.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm living my life for the lords.
When girls come here.
I am living my life for the lords.
Yeah.
Okay, that's good.
Miami from other cities.
Come on, man.
We know what it is.
Anyway, that's fine.
Birth control for you.
This is going to make me a hoe.
This is going to make me one.
I never said that.
You said that.
That's what you're insinuating, though.
I'm not insinuating at all.
I'm just saying that when girls come here, they're single.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay.
That's your observation.
Hey, man, we like hoes, man.
We like hoes, man.
Just because you're single doesn't mean you're a ho.
I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
I'm just saying you're single if you came to Miami.
That's all I said.
Okay.
Understood.
I mean, she's single, but she's not a ho.
She's a virgin.
And people that are not single and come to Miami...
Apparently.
You don't believe her?
I didn't say...
Apparently.
Ain't no living single.
Yo, how do you call it?
The view...
How dare you?
Your look says everything.
Your look says everything.
I ain't gonna say I don't believe you because I don't know you from a can of planks to say I don't believe you.
It is hard to come across is what I will say.
How dare you?
It's hard to find.
The 27 year old version is hard to find.
I don't get paid by some beliefs.
You didn't get paid by what?
I'm sorry?
I don't get paid by some beliefs.
By some beliefs?
I'll give up what you're saying.
You don't pay me.
Oh, okay.
Just out of curiosity, how many girls believe her on the panel?
That she's a virgin?
How many believe?
Okay.
Alright.
So, two don't?
One or two don't?
Hey, man.
I'm with her, man.
I'm with her.
You don't believe her?
I don't know.
And if she is, congrats.
If she is awesome, but I don't know.
I don't think she never...
Sucked it before.
Why not?
What you all think?
You never...
You never say I suck in the dick.
No.
Because when I was a virgin, I used to play with my fucking self.
So I don't think...
Okay, you can be a virgin, bro.
Listen, I know we don't encourage gambling.
How do you always suck, dick?
But yeah, guess if Frank Castle is coming up soon.
Guess, just guess.
What about kissing?
The thing is, when you have a boyfriend and you have sex with them, then you do all the things.
And when you don't have a boyfriend, then why you should...
Exactly, that's how I feel when I'm single.
You're not my boyfriend, you're such a random guy.
I feel you.
And why should I take part in your game?
Yeah, because when I have a boyfriend, I'll be horny all the time.
It's understandable, yeah.
But when it's a random guy, why should I do it?
I don't want to be in your business, but you ain't got an answer.
But you've never done anything sexual?
No, just kissing.
Just kissing?
That's it?
Like nothing else?
Okay.
I was just asking.
Are you straight?
What's going on, man?
Okay!
This is different.
Akur, do you want to introduce yourself?
Yeah, in short, I play video games for a living.
I have a question for you.
I've been to Germany many, many times.
The reason why I kind of raised an eyebrow, I'm not saying you're lying or anything like that, but people in Germany get active sexually pretty early.
They be fucking as kids.
Like as 14s, I mean.
They're crazy like that.
So how do you fit in the culture?
Maybe I'm wrong, right?
So I've been to Germany many times.
Let me explain.
How do you fit in the culture?
So I've been to Germany many times.
They get sexually active pretty early on, like 14, 13.
But not just Germany.
In England, just everywhere.
I think it's today's society problem, not just Germany.
Yeah, but you guys drink at 16 in Germany, right?
But who's not?
Here it's 21.
Yeah, here it's 21.
But just here, like, everywhere else, like, everywhere else, 18.
The point he's trying to make is that in Germany, you guys are very sexualized culture.
I think this is with any, you know, first world country is, you know.
Yeah, especially the gender thing.
Yeah, feminism is strong there.
Typically, when feminism is strong, nuclear family is down.
Nuclear family is down.
Girls are smashing it at an early age.
That's what he's trying to say.
You know how we can solve this?
Lie detector.
If you're confident, let's put it up there.
The thing is, I'm actually a nervous person, yeah?
Yeah, she's nervous.
Yeah, we do.
So, would you be down for it?
I don't have to.
I have to.
Oh, hell no.
She's down for it.
Sorry, but you were going to say awkward.
Go ahead and continue.
No, I believe her actually.
I don't know.
You do believe her?
Yeah.
Something about her.
You want to ask her in Russian?
Yeah.
Do you think she'll tell me in Russian?
I don't know.
Maybe she'll tell you the truth.
I think so.
I think so.
Google translate in the chat and translate this shit so fast.
Yeah, but we're on our phones.
We're not allowed to use our phones.
You said your two parents are together or no?
My parents were together, but my father passed.
Okay, it is Friday.
Support a question Friday and also support.
Do you want to chat first or do you want to do questions?
I'll kick it off with a question.
We got two girls here that stream online.
What game do you play?
I play Fortnite, Call of Duty, and I forgot the other one.
Okay.
What is the first thing that happens when they hear your voice in the chat?
So it depends.
Fortnite's different, and Call of Duty, sometimes they're a little bit hostile.
Okay, what do they say on Fortnite when they hear your voice?
Oh my god, it's a girl.
Okay.
And then what do they say on Call of Duty?
Oh my god, it's a girl.
No, not even, like, a good amount of the time.
They just start cussing and, like, saying some crazy shit.
We're gonna lose!
Shut up!
Oh my god, we're gonna lose!
Shut up, bitch!
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's mad disrespectful.
What do they say?
They'll just be like, oh, you sound like a 40-year-old fat bitch who lives at home.
It's just mad crazy.
Have they ever told you to be in the kitchen or something?
No, not as often as...
That's one of my go-to's.
Okay.
How much sims do you get?
Because they'll talk about shit, but then they send you a message like, oh, what's your name?
No, no, no.
So when I do stream and they see me on there, they'll be like, oh, you're pretty cool.
You're pretty chill.
And that's about it.
But not any crazy messages.
Would you ever date one of your game buddies?
No!
I have no idea.
I can't really say.
I guess it would just depend.
What's your rank on Fortnite slash quality?
So it is definitely a new season right now.
What's your highest rank you ever attained?
Probably 100.
Someone deciphered that for me.
100 what?
She doesn't play a rank.
Okay, gold.
Gold on Fortnite or Call of Duty?
Not on Call of Duty.
Gold is pretty trash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So once you play one game, you gold too.
Okay, so she's trashed in Fortnite then?
Yeah, but in Fortnite, the high is unreal, and they rank you by numbers on Unreal.
Alright, so she's trashed.
Okay, what about Call of Duty?
What's your rank on Call of Duty?
So, I recently stopped playing multiplayer, but I was a lot better at multiplayer than I am at Resurgence, for sure.
They bullied you out?
Bullied me out?
You said they say mean things, so you stopped playing multiplayer.
No, I just stopped paying for the live.
So I went to the freeze, though.
Question.
You ever played campaign?
You what?!
No.
Okay, she's a real one.
You play campaign, you suck.
Why?
No one plays that.
What is that?
That's like the story mode.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, and then you said you stream.
Do you stream games or do you just stream traveling?
What do you stream?
Splicit content.
Oh.
So wait, you stream porn?
Like, while you're smashing lives?
Yes.
Uh-huh.
You literally stream your porn?
Yes.
Like, you live stream it?
Where can you even livestream porn?
OnlyFans.
OnlyFans?
You can literally livestream porn?
You can go live on OnlyFans?
Yes, you can!
You didn't know that?
No.
Wow.
Well, now you know.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, now you know.
Well, you've been single for a month.
So like how are you been making content then?
I Stop making content for a whole year, but I was able to make solo videos I just start doing collabs and he used to make videos with me so sometimes So I was allowed to strain on elephants All right, so you so you don't see video games you just stream Porn straight Why did you guys break up?
Yeah, why'd you, yeah.
Why'd you guys break up?
Because he lied.
I don't care about shitting.
He did she.
I shit about.
Cheating?
Yeah, I know I shit about.
Wait, shitting or cheating?
He shit on me.
He shit on you?
He shit on me.
Yeah, he shot on me, motherfucker.
To my body.
What the fuck?
I still believe her.
So he cheated on you.
What did he do for work, this guy?
What did he do for work?
I can't say that on here.
So why do you say you can't say that?
That's a good thing.
Okay, so he's a real estate investor.
So he made more money than you?
No.
No, he don't.
I make more money than him.
Oh, shit.
I do.
She a boss, babe.
Independent.
So, okay.
Alright, so you made more money than him.
If he made more money than you, would you have been okay with him cheating on you?
Yes.
I was okay with him shitting on me, making less than me.
What I'm not okay with is him lying to me.
Oh, he lied about the cheating.
Because he used to say that he know he was allowed to fuck with someone.
All I asked for is, don't give me no STDs, don't embarrass myself.
Because you give me no STDs, I'll cut your fucking dick off.
I'm crazy.
Yeah, I'm a psycho.
So you were in an open relationship?
No.
No open.
Hold down, hold down, hold down, hold down, hold down.
Let me tell you something.
Wait in 2024.
If they gon' shit, they gon' shit regardless.
It don't matter how good you suck their dick.
It don't matter how good you fuck them.
How good you cook.
It don't matter if you take care of it.
It don't matter what you do.
Why you eat the same food every day?
No.
She's gonna get tired.
She did.
She's been right now.
That's like when a bitch put on some lingerie for an anniversary or a birthday.
Like, bitch, that's the same pussy he's been getting for all the years.
No, I'm asking you one question.
I'm asking you one question.
Why do you eat the same dish every day?
You don't think you're gonna get tired if you're getting the same thing every day?
I like Alfredo.
I eat it every day.
I may.
I may.
We always be a man.
No matter what.
Alright, so if you knew that he was going to cheat and everything else like that, what did he lie about?
I don't care.
What did he lie about?
Huh?
What did he lie about?
He lie about cheating.
He used to say that he would have told me he was going to fuck someone.
He would have asked me, he would have told me he would have jerked off.
No, he was cheating and he lied.
He denied.
I'm not mad about him cheating.
I'm not insecure.
I'm open-minded.
I don't care.
I like bitches too.
If I nigga wanna fuck, I make a bitch up my nigga's dick.
How about that?
A nigga always gonna be a nigga no matter what.
But me?
A woman is a woman.
A nigga's a nigga.
My nigga can shit, but I don't shit on my nigga.
I'm single, I do whatever the fuck I want.
But when I'm in a relationship, I'm loyal.
But he can do whatever he wants.
He's the man.
Awkward.
You like that?
He's the man.
The man's a man no matter what.
He's good for you.
You know?
The man's always gonna be a man no matter what.
But I do have a question.
That's just not true.
If you're okay with cheating, right?
If you're okay for him to cheat.
Yeah.
Okay, so why would he lie about it?
I don't get it.
That's what I don't get.
Now you understand.
That's why I'm hurt.
That's what I don't like and that's why I'm not gonna give back to him.
You know why he didn't want to tell you?
Why?
Because it might hurt your feelings.
Even though it may not hurt for you, for him, you'd be like, damn, you know what?
My shorty's over there.
I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It hurt my feelings for him to lie to me.
But can you imagine how many girls would be hurt by him telling them that he cheated?
But not me.
He knows me for like 12 years.
Well, maybe you thought that.
I don't know.
I don't know why he's out, but he fucked up.
It was something about that female.
Because he could have just told me.
Is he the baby daddy for two kids?
I prefer to not insert the question.
You've been together 12 years?
Or you know each other 12 years?
I don't want to give more details, but I'm not mad about him cheating.
I'm mad about him lying to me.
No, no, I'm saying, is he the father of the two kids?
Don't worry about it.
Ladies, real quick, what hurts more?
That's a no.
The cheating or lying about it?
What hurts more?
One sec, one sec.
What hurts more?
Cheating or lying?
The cheating.
The cheating?
I think both are bad.
No, no, if you had to choose one, what would you prefer?
Oh, what's the more evil, you would say?
Lying, obviously.
No, I'm cheating.
No.
Okay, you?
Cheating.
You?
Cheating.
You?
Lying.
You sound different.
It depends on where your stance is.
Like, she's okay with cheating and some women aren't.
But I think it's the cheating because no matter what, you're going to lie.
Because you cheated.
You're going to end up lying about it when I ask you about it anyway.
So it doesn't really...
I know you're going to lie.
It's the cheating.
It's the first act.
The lying is second, third, fourth.
That happens after.
But it's the cheating.
But anybody could cheat too, though.
We still find out anyways, so...
Awkward.
We think it's worse.
Cheating or lying to a girl?
As a guy, cheating 100%.
As a guy, for sure.
I expect for you to lie about it if I actually lie.
What if he wasn't like?
What if he told me straight up, I cheated?
This came five seconds after I messaged you.
Cool.
Keep it pee.
Okay.
Well, why'd you take him back?
Why'd you take him back?
I don't do the cheating.
I don't do the cheating.
Like, there's no reason for you to cheat.
We could fuck the bitch together.
Why are you cheating?
Why?
What's your point in that?
What about the bitch that makes you feel like you had to cheat?
She probably talks less.
She was the easiest one.
That even was horny.
Be honest.
Listen, where we are again, and that bitch always chasing her.
She was like...
She probably doesn't talk that much.
Nigga, is she on the air?
So wait, he cheated on you with this girl multiple times?
No.
That's the thing.
Like, if you like her that much, you wouldn't be with her.
She was the easier one, like...
Somebody save me.
I told her I was done with him.
Somebody save me.
I'll ghost him for two weeks.
Somebody save me.
And she always chasing him.
She's obsessed with him.
That's how I found out he was cheating.
Somebody save me.
I eat a bitch up.
You eat a bitch up or you hit a bitch up?
Oh my god.
Yo, I hit her up through Instagram, and I don't usually do that shit.
You know why she texted her about this man?
Yo, because I wanted to prove, because I already knew.
If you already knew, why you texted her?
You know what she told me?
That she want to eat me all.
She want to do a threesome with me.
She told me, yes, I know I'm ugly.
I want to eat you all too.
I swear to God, oh my God.
You what?
Yes, but she told me she wanted to have a threesome with me and another guy.
What the fuck is going on right now?
I don't know what the hell's going on, bro.
Y'all tell me because the girl is shit on me.
You know what, bro?
Fuck it.
I'm just going to go back to Israel with you and get killed by the Mossadis.
This shit getting crazy, man.
It's such a cultural difference.
I'd rather get waterboarded by these guys than listen to this shit.
Holy fuck.
I'm being waterboarded right now.
Yeah, nigga, we're going to Israel.
We're going to get killed.
Imagina don't make shit on you with his ass.
And his ass told you that she want to fuck you too.
But she want to have a threesome with you and a different guy.
No way.
That's crazy.
With another guy.
Okay, let's move on.
So she said that his dick was rocked too.
And to be honest, he never made me wet.
I love him because I love him.
No, no, no, you can't say that.
I hate when a girl says, oh, my ex dick is small.
Nigga, you were with a man and you didn't ever say that one time when you were with a man.
You can't say that when it's done because that's not being honest.
I cannot be wrong because she said the same thing about him.
That dick wasn't small.
I never said that dick was small.
She told you it was small.
In the moment she said it was good, I guarantee you.
She didn't say that.
She didn't say it was small.
Were you there?
We didn't say it was small.
I said, it didn't get me wet.
It's a comparison.
And I'm a squirt.
It didn't get me wet.
Squirtle.
Squirtle.
Hold on.
Squirtle.
Is that the case?
Yes.
Don't complain, because you told us that.
It was love.
For a year.
It was love.
It's good when you're with him.
When he's gone, now you want to talk shit about him?
It wasn't about money.
It wasn't about dick.
It was love.
It wasn't love.
Love is blind.
I need to go to my rabbi after this to get fucking cleansed.
My spirits are fucking cleansing right now.
The last thing I'm gonna say.
Please, please, please.
She asked me for a treason, right?
But she said she wanted to do it with another guy, not with my ass, which is her ass, too.
And he shit on me with her.
She said the same thing I'm just saying right now.
That she love him because she love him.
Because of who he is.
Not because of the dick.
That's why she wanted to have a threesome fucking out, not pussy fucking out.
That's why she wanted to have a threesome with me.
We don't know the guy in nothing.
In our ass.
Okay.
We can move on.
I'll be honest.
We can move on.
You know a bro fucking man.
Yeah, now we can move on.
But that nigga never made my pussy wet.
He can't even eat pussy right.
I don't understand what I'm saying.
I don't know, man.
I feel stupid now because I was being loyal.
You feel stupid.
I feel stupid as fuck.
I can't believe that I was being loyal, faithful.
And I was crying.
What's your take on this?
I don't understand why he don't want it anymore.
Love is right.
What do you mean?
I love because he lied to me.
That's why I don't forget.
Can I be honest with you for a second?
Yeah, go ahead.
Super honest.
Yeah, go ahead.
Look, if I had every day to sit and listen to this, I'd probably shoot myself.
You never listen to this.
To this.
I have a question.
But you have to promise me to answer quickly.
He comes back home.
What's the first thing you say?
What do you guys talk about?
We never art or anything.
We hang out.
We do everything but art.
What are y'all talking about?
It was never argument.
No, he said, let's say he goes home from, I guess, real estate, as you would say, and he comes home from work, right?
What's the first thing that you do when he walks through the door from work?
Smash.
That's what you asked, right?
I serve dinner for him.
Okay.
That's good.
Like, the day that I found out he was cheating on me, I was actually making him have tea because he was sick.
I was taking care of him.
And I can see from far because I wear glasses, I'm blind.
And I wasn't even looking for him, but I realized it was a fake Pandora bracelet on top of the dresser when all I was doing was making him have tea for him to feel better.
And I found the fucking fake bracelet.
Then three days later, we got back together.
We had a conversation.
We sit down.
We fucked.
We're spending the night together.
I wake up.
I took a shower.
I went to the other room.
And I found a fucking sandal.
Chancleta.
Chancleta.
Por favor.
Some cheap chancletas too.
Novela.
Some cheap ones too.
Just one.
But my thing about it is, you found Novela.
The sandals and the bracelet in the same place.
And you know what he say?
I swear it was somebody that had to pull that in there for me and you to fight.
I swear, I don't know who that belonged to.
I don't know what happened.
I swear like I didn't do nothing.
La víctima.
La víctima.
Yo chat, I'm dying bro.
If you know you know.
Honestly bro.
If you know you know.
And you know what?
You know what is even crazy?
I want to know something.
No, no, no.
Nah, I'm not going to confess myself.
No, no, we're good.
That's enough.
Because I did something.
I did something I felt guilty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're lovely.
We got some...
We'll let you see.
I don't know.
We'll let you confess your thing in a little bit.
Just give us a little bit of time.
I don't even want to talk about it anymore.
Let's move on.
Yeah, thank God.
Let's move on.
Chris, what the fuck, man?
I don't know, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
It's not always us.
But y'all have a good woman.
You want to go?
Let's go to Rumble.
Let's go to Rumble.
What the hell, man?
No, Chris, let's go to Rumble.
Go to Rumble?
Yeah, I was going to Rumble.
It's about time anyway.
All right, then just come on over to Rumble.
Let's go to Rumble right now, man.
Come on over right now.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
Come on over, man.
It might be spicy right now.
Yeah, okay.
It's going to go crazy here, so come on over to Rumble, motherfuckers.
Oh, man.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
Come on over.
That was fun, though.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't, man.
Fun to laugh at you.
Come on over, niggas.
Come on over.
All right.
Okay, so what were we at?
Supporter questions from Castle Club?
Okay, let's go ahead.
Camp Two Time says, Yo, Chris, fire interview with Brandon Carter made me look at you a lot different.
I get a lot of respect for you, big dog.
Fresh said, You'd be the one stuttering, but it was Brandon struggling with his intros and ads.
W. Chris L. Fresh.
Ladies, name three countries including, no, excluding the U.S., Canada, Mexico, Wakanda, El Dorado.
Okay, let's start right here, three countries, and we'll go around.
It's better for you to start early, because if you don't start early, it's going to be hard for you, because remember, you can't repeat what everyone else said.
Right, so I'll start.
So you should start first, if you're smart.
Three countries.
You can't name USA, Mexico, or Canada.
And none of the states too.
Not Alabama, Alaska, Arizona.
They said countries.
Please don't make yourself look dumb on this fucking podcast.
I'm trying not to.
They said countries.
You said states.
Why?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let her go.
Yeah, let her go.
And ladies know how.
Go ahead.
Russia.
Russia.
Africa.
Okay.
And one more?
Africa.
Russia.
One more.
Japan.
No, China?
China?
You failed.
What about you?
Three countries.
Italy, France, Italy, France, and Spain.
Okay.
What about you, Miracle?
Give us a miracle.
Is Jamaica a country?
Maybe.
Name two more.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I can't think of anything else, honestly.
Can I give you a hint?
You stupid.
Yeah.
Where do you want to travel to?
Your vacations.
Where's that?
It's Hawaii.
Okay, one more.
You stupid.
One more.
One more.
You got it.
I believe in you.
The pyramids.
Egypt?
Okay, we can move on.
Hawaii is another country.
Three countries.
Can't name US, DR, Russia, Mexico, Canada.
I don't know how to say it properly, but I've been in Dubai before, so I'm going to say...
United Arab Emirates.
Emirates, yes.
That's one.
You stupid.
Two more.
Thank you.
Europe.
Okay.
Okay, one more.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry.
It's paying?
I'm sorry.
I know that's wrong, that's wrong.
Okay, we can move on.
Okay, Dominican Republic, that is a country.
There you go, there you go.
You could have named it.
So, Spidey.
Yeah, go ahead, Spider Woman, go ahead.
Alright, Peru, Colombia, Ecuador.
Okay, good enough.
What about you?
Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
Europeans always got it.
They got it.
Alright, what about you?
Ireland, Netherlands.
Someone said, like, Netherlands.
Okay, I'm going to do...
Netherlands is...
Ireland, Netherlands, and...
Someone said Netherlands already.
Fuck.
You need two more.
Two more.
It's okay.
There's still, like, 170 left.
I know.
My brain's just fried.
Okay, we're going to do Ireland, Fiji, and...
One more.
Let's do Nasu.
Nasu?
What the fuck?
Mo, can you confirm?
It's like what the Koreans say when they get a good shit.
Nasu!
It's one of the islands, like, down there with, like, DR. Mo, can you confirm?
This is a country.
I thought it was Nasu.
I am all those Nasu.
Damn.
You stupid.
Damn.
You had Fiji, though.
Fiji, okay.
Can I go back there?
All right.
Okay, fantastic.
What's the next one?
One second.
Next chat.
Awkward, by the way, if you've got a question for the girls, let us know.
Canada.
I'm impressed, aren't I? Okay, ladies.
With the geography, you know?
Ladies, name two states.
Two states, Texas.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We'll start here with them.
Then we'll go, go ahead, name two states.
And you can't repeat.
Yeah, you can't repeat.
Illinois is in New York.
Okay.
All right, what about you?
Like, American states?
Yeah.
Two.
Florida.
And...
I don't know.
She's not from here.
I know.
She's not from here, so we can give her one, right?
You stupid.
No mercy.
All right, what about you?
Indiana, Mississippi.
All right.
Okay.
You?
Two states.
Jersey, Philly.
Okay, that's good.
Boston.
No, no, no.
Those are cities.
Stupid.
Well, it says a state.
Ladies, names to a states.
Why are you saying cities?
Philly and Boston are not states.
States, New Jersey.
Yeah, but Philly and Boston are not states.
New Jersey, D.C. Nope.
That's not a state either.
No, no, you're right.
New Jersey, Philadelphia.
Philadelphia is not a state.
No, you're right.
Well, Jersey.
We pass you now.
Jersey, Michigan, and Texas.
Okay, we can move on.
You failed already.
Philadelphia is a city and so is Boston.
Next time.
All right, what about you?
Hey, sure you stick up the finger, man.
We can do that?
No, you can't do that to us.
Oh, I didn't know.
You didn't mention that.
That's your last warning.
Okay.
Don't do it again.
All right.
What about you?
Texas and California.
Someone said Texas.
One more state.
Yeah.
One more.
Um, Somerset, New York?
Yeah.
You got this.
Pennsylvania?
Alright, yeah.
Good job.
That's where Philadelphia is located.
What about you?
Wyoming.
Okay.
And Chicago.
You stupid!
I know, you ain't talking.
You could've named three countries.
What about you?
I'm gonna let them hear that.
I'm gonna let them...
Arizona, Arkansas.
Alright.
You kind of made up for saying, what did you say?
Africa was a country?
Yes.
Yeah.
Why are we bringing up Pat?
Right.
Oh shit!
So this is her way back.
Oh, that's where I got kicked off?
Yeah.
I didn't get kicked off because I got up.
Before I got kicked out.
Oh yeah, I think I do remember now.
I came back after, but I got up.
I was really sleepy.
Why are you white girls that got kicked off, bro?
I try not to, but...
Yo, I didn't get kicked out.
No, no, you did.
I remember.
No, I did not.
I got up.
I remember now.
Same thing.
You yawned and I said, get the fuck out of here.
I remember now.
I remember.
Yeah, you yawned.
Yeah, but I was really sleepy.
And I was like, get out of here.
No, but I got up and I left.
You said it, I said, I got up.
How do I look cross-eyed in real life?
And I came back.
You look like that one TikTok when she hit the Spider-Man.
No, because I remember now, because, yeah, she was sitting next to me and she, like, yawned or said, I'm tired or some shit like that.
No, but I was really tired.
And I was like, mm, ain't got it.
Then I was like, all right, just get the fuck out of here.
I was really tired that time.
I came back after that.
Like, I was really tired.
Shit, she did come back after that.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, she was in the studio, too.
She was in this studio.
She came back.
Actually, this is probably her third, fourth time.
Yep.
Three times.
Probably her fourth time.
No, it's the third time.
I don't even remember.
I didn't even know.
Alright, well, just if you got good behavior, but other than that, you gotta go.
It's the third time.
Chris, never again, bro.
Yeah.
Never again.
What the fuck, bro?
I don't know who she is now.
No fucking girls that...
Trust me, I stopped a lot of them from coming back.
Okay.
You're gonna stop this one.
Yeah.
Thank you for changing my life, FNS. It's okay.
I'm here for free anyways.
Like, they paid me to call out.
I know you're free.
It's for free.
Self castle please.
Tipped $50.
Come on man.
Are we really going to do this fellas?
LOL Chris.
Come on Chris.
The backs are big tonight.
Jeez.
WFNF crew W Myron W Fresh L Chris L me because I don't want Chris to be the only one.
What?
LOL. Keep changing lives.
Elmo face vomiting.
Shout out to you, man.
That was a great TTS. Did he give an L to himself?
Yeah, he did.
Yeah.
The reason why we're not paying you is because no one knows who the fuck you are, but they know who we are, so that's what it is.
Like, you got to stop with the entitlement, man.
Like, it's crazy to me when girls, like, come on this podcast and think that they're the stars.
You're just...
No, it wasn't ever like that.
I think it's...
That's the way you implied it.
50 to 50, like...
I don't know why you're disrespecting me because I never did respect you.
And if I'm back here, it's because it's for a good reason, don't you think so?
I forgot.
No, I forgot.
So I don't understand why you guys are coming at me now.
I truly forgot that.
Why you're disrespecting me?
You know what?
It's not like I think that I'm the star.
Because you're saying like, oh, I'm here for free, blah, blah, blah.
I'm going here and we all have a name because I do have a platform too.
You guys have a platform, that's why I'm here.
I wouldn't be here if that wasn't the reason.
So I don't think I'm the star in here.
I'm the only star.
How do you say?
I never say that.
No, because you're implying like, well, I'm not being paid to be here.
No, I never say that, but I'm not a servant either.
Like, I'm not nobody neither.
neither how you making it sound like.
You have your platform.
I'm a platform.
I respect you.
So I respect you to respect me too.
Okay.
I wouldn't be back here for no reason.
So I don't understand why you're coming at me now when this is my third time in here.
Are you done speaking now?
I am.
Okay, so let me be very blunt about this.
When you say things like, oh, well, I'm here for free, I'm not gonna pay, like, number one, we're...
You're not gonna explain me that because I'll say it's a 50 to 50.
Let me finish my point, because I let you speak, right?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, so I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say.
People know who we are, nobody knows who you are, okay?
That's the reality.
That's what you say.
The people that do know who you are, typically, the people that do know how you are are probably perverts that walk off to your content.
But other than that, they don't know who you are and they don't really care.
Yeah, but that's what you're saying with your mouth.
They're not saying it.
Are you going to be quiet when I finish saying what I'm saying?
Because I let you say what you want me to say, right?
So stop interrupting, please.
So you're here and it's a privilege for you.
Okay, it's an opportunity for you, not the other way around.
And I hate it when girls come on here and think, oh, well, I'm the store and I'm here for free, blah, blah.
Yeah, it's because we got a fucking platform that we're really hard to build up to give you the privilege to be here for free, as you claim.
And that's what I mean when I said that I wouldn't be here if it wasn't like that.
But you cannot come at me like I'm nobody neither.
Because you're the only one who's saying that nobody knows me.
That's not what they say.
That's not what they say.
Yeah.
That's what you're saying.
Bro.
You're saying it with your mouth.
Nobody knows you.
Like, the ridiculousness with some of your girls.
I know my numbers, and I know who knows me who doesn't know me.
Nobody knows you, bro.
Yeah, I just say nobody knows me.
Like, nobody knows you.
And because you say nobody knows me.
Like, I didn't even remember you.
That's the reality.
Exactly.
Like, I didn't even remember you.
Exactly, yeah, because you're paying my bill.
All right, just to get the fuck off, bro.
So I got to believe what you're saying.
Mom, the people.
Leave, leave.
No, hold on.
Like, you...
You know what I mean, man.
You want to sit here, motherfucker.
I will never...
Fuck you, suck my fucking dick.
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I will never come back to your knee.
Fuck you, bitch.
You stupid fucking whore.
Oh, really?
Yeah, okay.
You know what I'm going to do, too?
And you know that's all on record, too, right?
Well, we were being nice about it.
And she took it...
To the level, so...
And it's on camera, too, what she just did.
Isn't that destruction of property?
She did on camera, by the way.
Damage of property?
Destruction of property, yeah.
Not smart.
Do we have a personal mic on?
Is that why we can still hear him?
He has a mic on?
No, because he's loud.
Yeah, I'm not going to hold you.
She is not smart.
Because doing that on camera...
She was right there in the middle, too.
Oh, she mad now.
And then, like, you're on a podcast.
Like, people are going to push your buttons.
Yeah, I just find it hilarious because she did that shit on the camera like it was supposed to be...
Oh, my God!
I'm just like, bro.
Do we need to call Icy?
I don't know where Icy's at, bro.
She's not even here.
She didn't tell me she was gone.
Well...
Well, that was interesting.
That was interesting.
That was very interesting.
All right, girls, so at least we can get a nice show, man.
Chris, this is an L on you, man.
Yeah, it is, bro.
This is an L on you, bro.
Listen, fresh mind.
You gotta understand, I look at the girls, I scroll through the shit, right?
I saw no friend cancels, I didn't block her at all.
I'm like, she seems familiar, but other than that, you know, next time I'll make sure, I don't know, man.
She's weird, man.
She's definitely weird.
Well, she's a dumb woman.
No, but the thing is, if you look at the IGs, they change their fucking hairstyles all the fucking time, so I don't fucking know who she is, man.
You know what I'm saying?
The chat knew.
Yeah, chat knew right away.
Yeah, chat knew right away.
Niggas even pulled up the picture.
Yeah, what the fuck?
The FBI, bro.
Yeah, I know, man.
That niggas don't play in the chat.
Hey, listen, man.
Yeah.
We do a lot of guys.
We do a lot of guys.
Bitch, through the mic and shit.
But listen, you know.
I mean, good thing shorts are durable, but that was fucking ridiculous.
We made mistakes, so I get it, Chris, but goddamn.
Listen, man, if so many girls that want to come back on after Frank Castles, I say, nah, man.
Chat hates you.
Don't come back, bro.
Wasn't there a recent one that was over here that want to come back on?
The one that was, uh...
That was the OF? The one that you talked to, Chris?
Uh, which one?
Never mind.
These fucking whores, man.
Yeah, man, it's annoying as fuck.
Fucking ridiculous.
You okay, buddy?
I'm good.
You good?
Yeah.
Fuck you, niggas!
Fuck you, niggas!
I'm like, it's plugged in.
But you know what I didn't want?
Her to hit somebody in the studio.
Where's Icy?
But I don't know where she's at.
Bro, don't worry.
I'll talk to her afterwards.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's fucking comical.
Anyway.
What was that, Marty?
Yeah.
That was wild, bro.
Fucking bitches, man.
Yeah.
That was wild fucking whores, man.
I've seen this stuff in gaming tournaments.
People just throw their shit.
I'm used to it.
I'm just sitting out.
- No, just another day in the office. - Yeah.
Holy shit, that's like a rage quit for real.
Yeah, see here's the thing, Chris, like I was gonna like kick her out, but like not right then and there because she clearly was on some, you know, the Chris Castle, man.
- Yeah, man. - 'Cause I knew someone was off with this bitch.
She was off her rocker a bit. - Yeah, she was off, but I didn't think she was gonna go from zero to 60 real quick, man.
I mean, bro, she's crazy, bro.
Yeah, she's crazy.
That's kind of funny at first.
Bitches like her, man, they never get told no, ever.
You know what I mean?
Fucking crazy ass bitch, man.
She got a BBL so the fucking surgery went up to her brain or some shit like that.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
This bitch is crazy.
What are your lady's thoughts on that?
A little too much to drink, maybe.
Actually, the one next...
Just a little too much to drink.
Yeah, too much to drink.
I think so.
Winter next to fresh.
She wouldn't have heard gone since the beginning.
I don't know where it started.
You wouldn't have heard gone since the very beginning.
You were like, yo, this bitch needs to shut the fuck up.
She talks a lot.
She does.
And then she just talks a lot.
And it's just a lot of talking about nothingness.
Like, if you talk, okay, talk about something.
But you're just repeating the same thing seven different ways.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you just said the same thing six different ways.
Like, no.
No.
But it's not my podcast, so I shut the fuck up and sit back.
Me too.
I'm just sending it back.
More fresh.
I can't say it.
Let's move on.
I'll do it for the chat, man.
I'll do it for the chat.
This is actually a good awkward stream.
This is actually an awkward stream.
I'm liking it, bro.
I'm liking it, bro.
Probably.
This shit is fucking comedy, bro.
Holy smokes, bro.
Nigga, I'm dying, bro.
Yeah.
Bro, isn't that bitch like a stripper?
She a porn star, bro.
When I saw that picture, she a porn star, bro.
She came here last night.
Niggas did a fucking deep dab on her.
She does OnlyFans, does porn, and also does dirty porn.
You know what I'm saying?
What's dirty porn?
Explicit.
Isn't porn explicit though?
No, no, no.
She's more than that.
Oh, you mean like smashing dudes?
That's what I thought you meant.
No, no.
She gets shitted on and shit?
She does more than that.
Oh, she gets shitted on.
I'm trying to figure it out.
She's well known in the OnlyFans community.
But she's just coming to earth.
Rule 34, Myron.
Rule 34.
So, when you said that, it really got on her skin.
She's like, Niggas know me!
I ain't known!
As a whore in Miami.
Yeah.
Probably.
Not in Miami.
I can't say this again.
Can I? Just say it, man!
Okay, it's rumble.
Damn!
No, because it's kind of personal.
It's like, who always does this shit?
This is kind of personal.
Personal what?
Who gives a fuck?
What?
Go ahead.
No.
Because we know the person.
That's why I don't want to say it.
You probably know him.
I don't know him.
Nigga, you know him.
That's why I don't want to say it.
What are you talking about?
Nigga hit it!
And paid.
Oh, okay.
Tell me.
No.
All right, so you know a dude that paid her for sex.
We know that paid her.
I'll tell you after.
You know what's crazy to me?
While she was with her man?
While she had that dude, as she claims?
I don't know what she had to do, but it was definitely...
These bitches be lying.
Sorry, go ahead, Awkward.
I'm saying that the crazy part is that a lot of girls like this stream online.
A lot of dudes pay to watch that or to listen to that.
It's like crazy to me.
Like, how?
I could never pay to listen or watch or...
Like, what the fuck?
It's fucking crazy, bro.
And it's crazy because girls like that make a bunch of money just being sluts on the internet.
She makes a lot of money.
Oh, she does?
A lot of money.
Is that why she acts that way?
I think she makes more than all of us in here.
Nah, bro.
She out there, bro.
She out there.
From what I understood from her manager, people, like 300k a month.
Easily.
Easily.
Goddamn.
A lot, bro.
It's a lot.
Yes, the answer is yes.
Yes, that's what she does.
That's why that entitlement and that mindset is there to stay.
And if I stop for a man, if a year is crazy to me, bro.
That's wild.
She's probably a lie.
She's still doing shit on the side.
Probably, yeah.
I mean, bro, then why should you fucking...
That's cap, because then why should you fucking do this for money?
Come on, man.
These motherfuckers be lying, bro.
You can't believe all that shit.
These dudes with status and money.
That's why.
These niggas with actual fame.
Niggas aren't paid.
She making that kind of money.
She ain't fucking niggas for, like, what the fuck?
Bro, I... Nigga, I know her, bro.
It's true.
Why'd you say any of this on the...
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Why'd you say any of this on the stream when she was wild and out?
I said it last stream.
No, you didn't.
Why'd I say it again?
None of us knew this shit!
I ain't knew it.
Niggas know!
Bro...
What are you talking about?
Niggas don't know this.
I didn't know it.
You didn't mention this on the last thing.
Niggas, she talked about what she did.
Live stream.
Nah, she ain't say all that.
Niggas, she's just OnlyFans.
She's outside.
She's a hoe.
Niggas, she said that live stream.
Nah, she didn't, man.
Niggas...
Not to that detail.
Well, no, obviously, I need some context to it, but I'm saying she doesn't...
Man, first is the worst, man.
This nigga never says nothing, man.
What do you mean?
This nigga always...
See, even Chaz said...
See, he said we know...
Nigga, they know!
What do you mean they don't know?
No, man.
Fucking no idea.
So, alright, let's hit the chat because this is fucking annoying.
This fucking dumbass bitch, man.
Historically, the girls that take up the most airtime and talk time get castled eventually.
So just do it sooner than later.
Awkward is not feeling it.
The chat isn't feeling it.
And the other chicks stay quiet.
Yeah.
She looked like this chick in the middle.
Oh, they were talking about...
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I see what you did there.
Damn.
We was Kangs and shit?
Oh.
Oh, damn.
No, I'm next.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
I'm next.
You are.
Don't worry.
Yo, go back to the last one.
Let's not go back to the last one.
Bro, what the fuck, bro?
Don't worry, cousin, I'm next.
I already know it.
Watch this.
Yo.
What the fuck, man?
Okay, what else is next?
Why is there a KK member next to you?
It's called Photoshop.
Thank you for changing my life, FNF. Seriously, stop me from committing suicide.
But bro, I've been worrying about my sister.
She was a virgin up to the last five months and has had sex with two guys that don't care about her.
And the first one she had sex with did her dirty and she just got her second body.
She thinks she can just have detached sex.
And I'm like, bro, I tried to stop her from doing it, but she did what she wanted to do.
I'm just trying to be a good brother.
Any advice?
If they wanted to, they would.
How do you know all this information?
Might have lost us through the streets, my friend.
That might have been it.
That's your sister.
How do you know who she fucking, when she was fucking, how many niggas?
I mean, you can't stop her, bro.
I mean, you could have a good connection with your siblings and talk to them about stuff like that.
I mean, I personally have a good connection with my brothers, so you could talk to them about stuff like that.
Can't stop her, though.
Definitely can't.
You could hope for the best, but you can't stop her.
Oh, shit.
Ooh, they ate me up real bad.
Why not keep Cats Club open until Myron says, welcome to FNF? What?
I don't know what you mean by that.
He doesn't understand how streams work.
That's fine.
I don't get it.
I got it.
Andrew Valentino.
He compared her to the girl that...
Myron, you're not speaking life, Myron.
Yeah, they're making fun of the dude from that last thing.
Girl likes to fresh as a singer as much as fresh as white and never sells dreams.
Ooh, tea.
Cocky.
Okay.
Yeah, I am white.
You guys think you'll ever try to get Charlie Kirk on the pod?
He probably won't come on, bro.
Awkward.
What is the best games to stream?
Rank these from the best to worst.
GTA, Rainbow Six, virtual reality games.
VR games, what do you mean, right?
VR games are the worst.
You said it right, Myron.
Probably GTA V, roleplay.
That's the best to stream.
The worst one is VR and the Rainbow Six in the middle.
Okay.
That's what that dude Jinxie plays, I think.
The one that his girl left him.
Ladies, name three video games from 2009.
Don't fuck this up, bro.
They're not going to be...
Come on, man.
No, nigga.
When she says she's a virgin, but your homie hit last night, bro.
After that, buddy, about the idea.
We all know we need to have good credit score, and let's face it, there's a bunch of ninjas in here with terrible credit score.
Can y'all have a credit repair company, repair money Monday?
We've done one before, but we can do another one.
Where y'all give us actual sauce on how to fix it, maybe bring in a guest who does credit repair example, how to get certain things removed, how to negotiate with debt collectors, what software to use, analyze.
We've done that before.
We can do another one for y'all in 2024.
It's pretty simple.
You can do it on your own, bro.
You don't need anybody to tell you.
We'll do an episode for you.
We'll do an episode for you.
We'll do an episode for it.
And how to write the letters and everything.
We got y'all.
We'll do one.
What else do we got here?
Rings from Fresht and Myron.
Bubble Bass, zero.
Puwensputa, three.
Spiderweb Coochie, four.
Farth Vader, three.
Michelle Blackson, zero.
Gorlock, damn.
I think it's called Taco Bell Gorlock.
And then Predators Outcome, four.
Let's do something new.
Ladies name two languages.
Ooh, I like that though.
That's harder, bro.
Yeah, that's harder, bro.
What the hell?
You think if they can't name three countries, you think they're gonna be able to name two languages?
English and Spanish.
Yeah, okay.
WF10 for going international.
We got the stars from Madagascar tonight.
I won't say who's who, but y'all know.
What the fuck?
I would proudly take the hip-hop.
Most proudly.
I'll be Gloria any day.
I love Gloria.
Nigga, what?
Ooh, come on, y'all.
The racism with the hardy R? Oh, man.
Wow, that's crazy.
I'm happy that I do not have...
Like, I'm happy that...
Okay.
I have nothing to say.
That's crazy.
Damn, niggerrilla is crazy.
That's crazy, y'all.
That's some of the most racist shit I've heard in my life, and I've heard some shit.
No worries, it's about to get worse.
Damn.
Niggas called her niggerrilla.
No!
Hippopotamus.
Hippopotamus.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Question for ladies.
Who's on psych meds?
The one that just left.
Probably.
Well, that bitch definitely is awesome.
She got a BB on everything, bro.
Like, bro, you already know what time it is.
Yo, Myron, I was listening in on that Twitter space last night when you absolutely obliterated that fag re-ups.
Yeah, you fucking stupid ass FBAs.
Anyways, I want to say the black community is the only community that women lead the household, hence why the men commit 50% of all violent crimes and the women are professional victims.
So glad I found a red pill, really.
You don't agree?
That's an interesting take.
Very interesting take.
Okay.
Do you agree or disagree?
What are your thoughts on that then?
That's an interesting take.
That's it?
Nothing else?
Next caller.
There's no callers.
Next comment, next caller.
Okay.
Comrade Meyer, glorious leader of FNF. I would like to make official offer to purchase your slave Walter.
I'm very serious buyer.
I promise to feed and give him water at least two times a day.
What?
Offer you two goats and one cow deal.
Yeah, you can have him, nigga.
I wish he roasted that bitch.
If I knew all that info, bro, I would have cooked her, man.
So, hold on.
You should have roasted her, bro.
Hold on.
Hold on.
See, this is a problem.
I'm outside.
You're not.
People that I know that know her is different.
So, you can roast her, but I can't.
Nigga, if you don't understand that, what do you want me to tell you, bro?
What are they going to do, bro?
It's Florida.
Carry a gun, man.
No, no, no, bro.
It's a bigger picture.
It's business, bro.
I can't shit on her when shit's going on in the background.
That's going to help us in the future with other girls.
Why do they do that?
That's gay.
Chris understands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nigga brought her on.
He wasn't supposed to bring her on, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man.
Mistakes happen, bro.
Bro, I was.
Bitch, fucking threw the mic, nigga.
You should have cooked her if you knew that shit, man.
She threw her shit.
She left.
Fuck that, bitch.
Like, you should have literally, like, bitch, I know you sell pussy.
You should have went all the way in and roasted her ass.
For what?
All right, man.
We'll move on.
For what?
We'll move on, man.
We'll move on.
W, Lego, Batman, 2L, basketball people, Moe Postis on Castle Club.
Okay.
That's bad.
Man.
Okay.
Me, when I take a whiff of the big black Bugatti bitches on the podcast.
Bro.
Yo!
Hey, Moe, you on OF, send me a link.
What the hell?
That's gay.
Ow!
Beyonce, smart me to sing.
Look at...
Oh, God.
Damn.
See, they even said it, man.
And that was early.
You should have roasted her, nigga.
Nah, you can do it, bro.
I won't do it.
I didn't know these facts!
Well, now you know.
Bro, if I knew she was selling pussy and she was lying this whole time, oh, my lord.
Nigga, last stream, she said it.
No, she didn't say that shit last time.
She was in a relationship last time she was on.
No, no.
Before that, the first one, when she left and said, this is boring.
Y'all not fun.
I'm a hoe.
Nigga, she said it.
She didn't say that, man.
She didn't say that, bro.
Bro, I was there.
She didn't say that.
Nigga, I was there.
She didn't say that.
She didn't go into detail.
She said, I'm a hoe.
I do what I do.
Is there a problem to do?
No, but you, like, know for real, like, she's out here, like, doing X, Y, Z. Because I'm outside.
I'm telling you, lost celebrities, be outside with her.
And I know them.
So it's like, bro, I can't go into detail because, you know what I'm saying?
You should have at least been like, bro, you sell pussy, bitch.
I got you.
You should have at least done that.
I got you.
You don't get what I'm saying, bro.
You don't get what I'm saying at all.
Man.
All right.
We'll move on.
What else do we got here?
One moment loading up more chats.
One second.
Castle Club going in on her.
Oh, it's Castle Club?
They roasting.
Alright, fuck it.
Let's go to Castle Club, man.
Let's see what they got to say on Castle Club.
Let's do it.
Guys, come on over to Castle Club.
CastleClub.tv because the chats are probably fucking crazy and these dudes...
Just come on over to Castle Club, guys.
CastleClub.tv.
We're about to cook over there and then we're going to end the show.
Come on over.
Come on over.
Sometimes I space out and I just think, if I would be a woman for a second...
To me, I would probably be living a good life in a mansion, somebody taking care of me.
It's so easy.
You don't need to know what to do, but know what not to do.
This is a good example of what not to do.
And it's pretty easy.
Some of you are very, very pleasant, you know?
You are OnlyFans, that's an L, but still, you're very pleasant, you know?
But at least you're pleasant.
I have nothing to say against you.
You're a very pleasant girl.
Very quiet.
It's adorable that she's nervous.
That's a W. You know, she was a little bit too confident over here.
That's like, oh, goddamn, okay, there's another day in the office.
Your only boys are confident, yeah.
It's like, what the fuck?
Yeah, so it's a food for thought for a lot of ladies that watch the show.
It's not that difficult.
Are there girls like this in your part of the world?
Oh, man, this is a culture shock, man.
Culture shock, right?
I don't know, like...
Home of the brave, land of the free over here.
Bro, it's fucking crazy, man.
Bro, I'm about to go to Israel with you.
I'd rather get tortured by a Mossad than fucking deal with this bullshit.
Like, this is crazy.
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