We're on the Friendship Podcast after our audition.
We're joining some lovely ladies.
Let's get into it.
it let's go What money cares, bro?
It's broken out.
It's broken out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't have to put them on in here.
All right, we are back.
We're back.
What's up, guys?
We're going to first-year podcast after our transition.
We're joined with seven lovely ladies tonight.
I think all brand new, but guys, quick announcement before we get into the show.
CowsClub.tv, guys.
As you guys know, we're going to go ahead and go to CowsClub at some point during the show.
So if you guys want to go ahead and support, get in there right now.
CowsClub.tv.
We're going to be having Zoom calls on there.
We had one with Tommy Sotomayor earlier.
We might have another one with you all on Friday.
Awkward.
We're going to bring in Professional Gamer Awkward.
That's going to be a good time.
And we'll talk about what it takes to...
Make money online.
Make money online.
And if you want to be a pro gamer or you want to stream, that might be the stream for you.
So go ahead and check that one out when we bring him on on Friday.
And I think we also might cover RFK. As you guys know, it's going to be the anniversary of his assassination.
We're going to cover that one.
It's going to be...
Unfortunately.
What?
You know, anniversary that he passed away.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, of course, of course.
We're going to cover who's behind that.
Obviously, most of that's going to have to be on Rumble because if we talk about who really killed him, then...
Yeah, we don't...
It's not safe for you to do it.
It's not safe for you to do it.
But anyway, we're going to talk about that with Ryan Dawson.
It's going to be a good show, guys.
But yeah, CastleClub.tv, guys, get in there right now, man, while you can.
And yeah, we're going to be...
I think we're going to probably cut to Castle Club tonight.
So what else do we got here?
We have Mo.
Yeah, Mo.
Oh, but before that, we're doing a yacht party.
Oh, yes.
Council Club members only.
June 28th.
June 28th, guys.
Here in Miami.
Special guests coming on.
I can't say yet because we don't want to say all the names beforehand.
Tickets will be on sale soon.
Pretty soon, yeah.
I just want to let you guys know, June 28th confirmed that Friday.
And we're probably going to do an IRL stream, actually, too.
Yeah.
So, you guys want to be, like, on the video and stuff like that?
Or you guys always say, bro, I want to be working with y'all.
I want to collab.
Alright, here's your chance, motherfucker.
We're going to be live on air.
So, if you want to go ahead and come to the yacht party, introduce yourself to the people, now's your chance, man.
Get on the yacht.
It's going to be litty.
I don't know.
It ain't going to be cheap, though.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
It's going to cost some money because no bro keys.
But we're going to have a lot of girls there.
It's going to be a good time.
We're going to probably fit somewhere between 120, 150 people.
So it's going to be huge.
So make sure you guys go ahead and get ready June 28th in Miami, Florida.
Go ahead, Mo.
Bro, I ain't getting important, bro.
Ladies, if you want to get on the show, do not DM me.
Actually, stay the hell out of my DMs.
DM our producer, Aaron C. Poxen.
So if you want to be on the show, just make sure you send them pictures.
You don't have to do any long explanations.
Just say, hey, I want to be on the show.
Make sure it's at least very soon when you're coming down here in Miami.
So, Aaron C. Poxen or underscore SheSoICTV.
There you go.
Some girls try to message dudes, message them like...
Five months in advance, I'm going to kind of mime.
He's like, bro, we don't know where we're going to be.
Yeah, what the hell?
We might be canceled by then, who knows?
Who knows?
The kind of concept that we make, guys.
So, yeah, I guess we'll...
No, I see, I see what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
Hi!
So, hey chat.
Friendly reminder, we're hosting a contest.
The deadline is this Friday.
Me and Angie are picking out the winner.
It will be $500 you win and also the opportunity to be working with us as our official designer.
For our merch.
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Two to five designs, and then put in some effort.
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There you go.
All right.
One last thing.
A raffle that we had recently.
We have a winner, and he was in Castle Club, by the way.
Shout out to the winner.
Castle Club, you know who you are.
And raffles over.
We sent them all their money, right?
Yeah.
So yeah, you guys should have got paid out by now for all the people that were in the Castle Club.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living.
Datings at us.
And if you want, of course.
Your body count.
And we'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Well, my name is Sabrina, I'm 21, and I'm a hair stylist, I'm a makeup artist, and I'm a fashion stylist.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from Philly.
Philly.
And what's your dating status?
I'm single as a pringle.
Period.
That was lame.
Don't belong to nobody.
Oh yeah, we heard you first time.
Are your parents still together?
Yeah.
And for example, in this case, are you in birth control?
No.
No.
Any kids?
No.
Some kids.
That was great.
Highest education level completed for you?
What was that?
Highest education level completed.
High school, college, trade schools.
Cosmetology school.
Okay.
All right.
And then you said you don't have any kids, right?
Uh-uh.
And then you said you do your hairstyles, fashion styles, one other thing you mentioned.
Makeup artist.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
What was up next?
What about you?
My name is Kendra.
I'm 25.
I was born in Vermont, raised in Chicago.
I have, yes sir, I have two kids.
I am single.
And what I do for a living, I'm an entrepreneur.
I just do multiple different things.
I'm not going to put a title on it.
Can you tell us two things at least?
I'm a CCC. I'm a CC and then...
What's a CC? Content creator.
Oh, so you do the freaky stuff.
So you're on OnlyFans?
Yes, I am.
Entrepreneur.
And I also used to strip, but I don't do that much anymore.
I also used to dance, but I don't do that anymore.
Got it.
When's the last time you danced?
A year ago.
Before the kids?
No.
I did the kids.
I did it during the kids.
After, yeah.
Damn, be strong.
All right, so wait.
Kendra, 25, Chicago.
You do OnlyFans.
Are you single?
Yes, sir.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Both remarried.
Okay, birth control for you?
No.
Okay, and then...
I'm single.
I ain't got nothing going on.
Can you still have a computer for you?
Some college.
You have your associates?
Halfway through.
I dropped out halfway through.
So you didn't get your associates?
No, yeah.
I'm still halfway through.
So high school is the highest completed.
Yes.
Okay.
I still did one year of cosmetology too.
But did you finish cosmetology school?
No, wait.
Yeah, it's completed.
Whatever.
Well, it's completed.
Alright, and then what's your ethnic background?
I'm British and French Canadian.
Alright, so you're white.
Fantastic.
What about you?
I'm Nigerian.
You know the way?
I don't like to claim that.
Alright, what about you?
Hi, my name is Naya.
I'm young, interned.
I'm 20.
Where are you from?
I'm born and raised in Miami.
Okay.
What do you do for?
I'm a chef and a makeup artist.
Okay.
Hi, so did you get yourself a little completed for you?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Living my best life.
Single.
Period.
Recently single, I'm guessing?
What can I see?
Normally when girls say, living my best life or something like that is to compensate for a breakup or something.
Right?
Right.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Birth control for you?
No.
You have kids?
Okay.
No.
Don't want any children.
Okay, that was a great intro.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Cuban.
I knew it.
Miami.
Hello.
I love it.
Yeah?
Had to be Miami.
Full?
Okay.
What about you?
What's good?
I'm Malibu.
I'm 18.
And I'm from Port St.
Lucie.
I'm a content creator, dog breeder, artist, so rapper.
When you say content creation, are we talking...
Spicy.
So you're on OnlyFans?
I'm on Fansly.
I'm actually banned from OnlyFans.
Damn.
How do you get banned from OnlyFans?
Stop the show.
How do you get banned from OnlyFans?
You know, I had posted, you know, like, my coochie was out a little bit on a profile picture.
And they ain't like that.
So they gave me a little warning.
Oh yeah, they gave you a warning.
And I posted a long ass tape and I didn't tag them, which I ain't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
You posted a video, you didn't tag OnlyFast?
No, you have to tag the person that you create with, so if you make a video with them.
They're not as strict at all.
Well, maybe.
Now I have another job.
Is that a first?
Is that a first?
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
I think so.
I don't think we've ever had a girl on this since she was banned from OnlyFans.
But I can do, I can collaborate with people, I just sign a consent form, which I usually do.
So you're telling me if you smash a guy on OnlyFans, you have to tag them?
They have to have like a creator account, yeah.
What is this, like no face?
It doesn't matter.
I feel like you can still see the skin.
That's crazy!
Yeah, they're different.
It flags it like real quick, yeah.
And then I do skits and stuff like that on iTunes.
It's not, it's liability to stop from, you know, CP. Oh, okay, gotcha.
To comply with federal regulation of CP, that's why.
I guess because if someone recorded you with all your consent and posted it, then that makes sense too.
Yeah, that's a part of it, but it's mostly the CP. Okay.
That's what they're worried about.
Because that will shut the whole website down.
It's different.
Well, you deserved it then.
Goddamn.
It's okay, fans have got me.
They love it.
All right, so you do OF and you said you're a what else?
A rapper?
Yeah, I'm a constant creator.
You can rap?
No way.
I'm an upcoming artist.
Tell me more.
Go look at my eyes.
Can I hear something?
Spit some.
I feel a little shy.
Bruh, you don't already hit one of your phones.
You don't already, man.
I feel a little shy.
I haven't posted any of my music yet.
Hold on, you can post it down on camera.
We can't sing on camera?
I don't think.
My shit's more ghetto.
Well, he meant rap.
Rap.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I feel a little nervous.
Nigga, you do porn!
What the heck is going on?
I'm really good at that.
So you're not good at rapping?
No, I am.
I'm different.
So you didn't rap then, nigga?
No.
You probably suck, man.
Goddamn.
Terrible.
All right.
Highest education level completed for you?
High school, you're only 18, right?
Yeah.
Did you finish high school?
I already finished, yeah.
All right.
Relationship status for you?
You know, I got a little whoop-de-whoop or whatever.
What?
Whoop-de-whoop?
No, my little whoop-de-whoop.
The police?
What police?
Her pookie.
That's what I call him.
Her pookie butt.
Okay, so you have a boyfriend.
How long have I been together?
Three months.
I don't be dating, but, you know.
How'd you meet him?
He actually booked me for a music video, so we met up for the deposit, and then I went home with him.
Okay.
So he paid with the deposit, and it took you ass home.
Fuck your loan.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay, so you guys are, like, exclusive then?
Yeah.
Alright.
For three months.
Alright.
And I guess he's a music video booker?
He raps.
Sings, raps.
Okay.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No, I don't do that.
Okay.
Do you have any kids?
No.
Alright.
And then what's your ethnic background?
I'm Cuban, Italian, and Greek.
Forget about it!
Who's Italian?
Your dad or your mom?
Both of them.
And my mom's Cuban.
Okay, so your mom is half Cuban, half Italian, and your dad's full Italian?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Are your parents proud of you?
Yeah.
Okay, that's good.
If I was your dad, I wouldn't be.
Goddamn, nigga.
Oh, man.
All right, what about you?
What the fuck?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Persia.
Pressure?
Like pressure?
Like apply that pressure.
Did my accent you didn't understand?
I'm 26.
Where are you from?
I'm from Polk County, Florida.
Polk County?
Where are we?
The folks going already to Polk County?
Yeah.
What are you doing over there?
I live in Barton now.
What you mean what I'm doing here?
I mean over there.
What are you doing in Polk County?
Oh, I don't do anything.
There's nothing to do over there.
It's boring.
It's country.
Yeah, it's boring.
So I had to move where the party is, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm a cosmetologist.
I have two kids.
I'm a, like...
I'll just chill.
Dating status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Parents still together?
No, they were never even married.
They just had fun too, I guess.
Birth control?
No, I got two kids.
Okay.
Highest education level completed for you?
I like that one.
Highest education for you?
I'm a cosmetologist, so I graduate in three months.
Oh, you're in cosmetology school now.
I'll retwist dreads, so if you need your dreads done, hit me up.
Okay, Bills?
You want to go, Bills?
Period.
I guess he doesn't want to go all the way to Broward, maybe.
I don't know.
He is a Broward.
He is a Broward.
He can go.
Come on, Bills.
How far are you from plantation?
I'm in court.
Not that far.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Or does one of your girls do it for you?
Bills.
We can't hear you.
What was that?
Oh, yeah.
A couple of them do it for me.
You know what I'm saying?
I got you too.
I can do it for you too.
Can't fuck up the situation.
Don't get jealous of another girl.
Sometimes you just gotta get in with me.
How long does it take to do that?
Honestly, my retweets probably take like, I think like three hours, four hours.
Yep, that's about in an hour.
What?
I got time.
Time is money, nigga.
She said an hour, nigga.
Time is money.
Hit me up.
Bills, we can't see you.
I got too many cameras fresh.
I got too many cameras fresh.
Can't miss this.
Three hours?
Yeah, three hours.
That shit crazy.
I got too many angles fresh.
I don't know what to do.
You don't know which angle it is?
I don't know which angle it is.
Never mind.
That's fine.
All right.
Fantastic.
You got a new...
What's the title for that?
Dreadtwister?
Loctician.
Loctician.
Is that really a good term?
But I'll do it all.
No, no, no.
What's the actual title for someone that does dreads?
Loctician.
No, it runs under the same title as the cosmetologist.
Cosmetologist can do anything.
Makeup, nails, facials, nails, skin, all that.
But then you go to esthetician school if you want to learn more about facials.
I am so confused.
How much do you guys do?
I thought I'd be like a niggatologist or some shit.
I'm going to be honest.
Niggatologist.
Come on, man.
There ain't no white dudes getting fun.
That's not.
Come on, man.
Only ways.
You want me to fade, too?
You want that?
You want to fade?
I'm going to give you a fade.
You want to fade, too?
Stop playing.
Nah, I don't let you cut hair.
I don't let women cut my hair.
We learned that too.
That might be considered messed up, but I don't know.
Maybe Chad can make fun of me.
I don't like women cutting my hair.
You know that every barber that actually is cutting your hair, they have to go to cosmetology school in order for them to actually cut your hair.
They learn the same way that we learned.
They learn to pern.
So the way that you judging us for learning, it's the same way that they learn.
They have our hair.
So what you trying to say?
I can't get a haircut by a girl, though.
I just can't do it.
It feels weird.
Some women cutting way better than some of the barbers out there.
True.
Maybe.
I would never know.
Yeah.
I got my hair cut by a female like once or twice.
That shit came out of trash.
I was like, no, man, I'm good.
It was a dyke.
Then they go to school.
So I was confused.
Didn't realize it was a girl.
Right, that part.
Fantastic.
Dude, I gotta clean them tools.
Do they know what barbershop is?
I go to Puerto Ricans.
So Puerto Ricans, no they do because they use blades so they always use alcohol.
They can walk in the barbershop to get a job.
Obviously the barbershop cleans the tools and everything but yeah I mean when you go to a Spanish barbershop they're real good about that.
How do they dry the tools?
How do they what?
How are they supposed to dry the tools?
I don't want them as dry the tools.
I just know that they got the barber side there and they're cleaning it and stuff.
There's barbecue in there.
And then, like I said, with Spanish barbers, they always use the blades, so they're always going to use alcohol, so it's always clean.
All right, what about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm China.
Okay, how old are you, China?
I'm 23.
Where are you from?
I grew up here in Miami.
Okay, but your name is China?
Maria, but you guys can call me China.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
Right now I'm a server.
Okay.
Highest education level for you?
I'm going to school right now.
You're in college?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you majoring in?
Fashion design and merchandising.
Nice.
Fantastic.
A useless degree.
All right.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
Board of control for you?
No, I don't know.
What's your other background?
Cuban?
Peruvian?
No, I'm Honduran.
You thought you had it, huh?
Yeah, I thought I had it!
Honduran.
Alright, cool.
And then what about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name's Brooke.
Brooke, okay.
Where are you from, Brooke?
Vermont.
Are you guys friends?
We're sisters.
No, we're sisters.
How old are you, Brooke?
I'm 21.
Okay, so you're the younger sister.
Yes.
And you said you're from Vermont?
Yes.
What part of Vermont are you from?
Sheldon.
Okay.
I'm from Connecticut.
There ain't nothing in Vermont.
Holy shit.
I've been in Vermont one time.
Hey, it's beautiful.
I went to Vermont.
I'll never forget.
I went to go take the state police test back in like 2011, 2012.
And it was out there in the middle of fucking nowhere.
It was cold.
There was mountains everywhere.
I thought I was going to die while I was on the road a couple times because you have to go through the fucking hills and shit.
There's nothing in Vermont, bro.
It's literally just nature.
Other than tits, I mean, that's it.
I mean, they do have a nudist colony.
They have what?
They have a nudist colony.
Yeah, they do.
Behind the school.
What?
Behind the school I went to.
I mean, it's like only 300 people that live there, so I guess...
Actually, it's 800.
Okay.
Do you like milk?
Behind the school?
No.
Do you like milk?
No.
Alright, you see what I did there, chat?
Cool.
What do you do for work?
I'm a substitute teacher.
Okay.
Bro, it's like...
It's like you got the evil sister over here.
One went to Chicago on the Saturday Strip.
The other one said, I'm going to say mass on the mountain with the bears and teach kids.
What the fuck, bro?
This is funny.
This is actually hilarious.
Okay, so here's up to a teacher.
So, I wish Chris was here, but he's getting a haircut.
You know how long that takes, big ass.
He said 10 minutes.
Big ass head, man.
Ten states in one.
Highest education level completed for you?
Just high school.
High school?
Yeah, you don't need any background.
In Vermont?
Here.
I was going to say Vermont got no choice.
Wait, are you actually in Orlando?
I live here, but I'm born in Vermont.
I'm from Vermont.
Okay, but you live in Orlando now?
Yes.
Okay.
Damn, man.
Yo, the teaching standards here are different, bro.
You know what's scary?
You can't be a teacher unless you got a bachelor's degree.
And then if you want to actually stay a teacher, you have to get your master's degree.
Wow.
You know what's scary?
You guys got a failed education system down here.
I was about to say, yeah, our kids are screwed.
This shit trashed down here in Florida.
No offense.
Yeah, definitely.
Because Connecticut is different with that.
That's tough.
Goddamn.
And Vermont, too, probably has high.
New England in general just has a better education system than down here, man.
The Caribbean has way better.
And England, just saying.
Really?
Yeah, way better.
Maybe Barbados.
I don't know about Dureka.
Dureka's not bad, but you know.
Are your parents still together?
Oh no, probably not, right?
You guys have the same mom and dad?
Yes.
Birth control for you?
No.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Oh, any kids for you?
No.
Okay, and then same background, you're white as well.
Yes.
Question.
Who is your favorite character in X-Men?
In X-Men?
Yeah.
Bandit.
It should be Juggernaut.
Wait, you mean Gambit?
You mean Gambit?
Gambit, yeah.
I just started watching it.
I'm sorry.
It should be Juggernaut.
Oh my god.
This guy's fresh.
Fresh.
Okay, I'm done.
Fresh, meet your mic.
I don't know.
You're a fresh, you're not.
Jug. Jug.
You're not. Jug.
I got it.
I got it.
You send it.
All right.
Okay.
You know, I got you, bro.
I got you.
Cheers, chat.
I tried.
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, I guess I'll ask the first question.
We'll stay on YouTube for this one, fuck it.
We already got 12,000 plus of y'all ninjas watching, so welcome to the show if you guys haven't.
We got actually a video that we're going to react to, but I got some questions that we do beforehand.
So ladies, have you ever been with a guy that has made plenty of time for you?
We'll start here with Ms.
Substitute Teacher and then work our way over.
Have you ever been with a guy that has made plenty of time for you?
No.
She hasn't been with anybody.
Shut up.
Oh, shit.
No way.
Yes, I swear.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Why?
I mean, that's great.
That's crazy.
That's awesome, though.
That's really good.
No one, I don't, like, I guess, like, no one has, like, wanted me, I guess.
Like, it's just like...
No way, you just like, hide your ass on.
You don't hang with people?
I try, but they end up, you know, backstabbing me.
Oh, shit.
That's how they are.
Backstabbing you?
Yeah.
Not literally.
Not literally, but like, like talking stuff and like, like using me and stop talking to me.
But don't smash me.
Oh, so you ain't just one eye standing?
I'm sorry.
No, she can't.
Okay, so I guess I'm gonna miss your time.
So there's never been a guy that made a lot of...
Come on, man.
There's had to be one guy that tried to sip on you before and you just...
Ain't nobody made that poo wet.
Not that I know of.
He missed work for you, made time for you.
How don't you know if someone's made your poo wet?
Like, how not?
No, I'm talking about making time for me.
Oh, so you're one of those 90 days.
I mean, I don't even get to, like, five days.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
They did.
So...
You need to hang out with me.
I'm gonna get you some shit.
Do you tell them on the onset that you're a virgin and you're not looking to have sex?
Do you tell them that in the beginning?
No, because that's not necessarily true.
Okay, so then what do you think drives them away then?
I don't know.
I guess I told my sister, the most toxic trait about me is I pit them first before I pit myself first.
Maybe they don't get to know me and I get to know them.
That's an excuse.
They just want to go straight into your pants.
That's it.
As soon as they hear that it hasn't been touched.
I don't tell people like that.
You can see it.
Yeah.
Dang, I didn't even expect all that.
Alright, so I guess no for you.
Have you ever been with a guy that has made plenty of time for you?
He could be a guy your friends owned as well, ladies.
I'm going to say yes, but that's not a good thing because he was a felon.
He was a what?
Felon.
Oh, he was a felon.
So it's not a good thing that he had plenty of time for me.
Was it because he couldn't work?
Was he in prison?
Yeah, he went to fucking prison.
No, but when he was out as well, he had time for me, but he was...
Would he call you from jail all the time when he was in jail?
Yeah.
Okay, and then when he was free, I guess, how did he make time for you?
Just hung out with you all the time?
We lived together.
Okay, did he not work?
Yeah, he didn't, couldn't.
He was on house arrest.
So that's the only way he had time for me because he was on house arrest.
He was working on you the whole time.
That was the one you got.
Did you break up with him or the other way around?
Yeah, I broke up with him.
I got, I was, I've been in school and stuff, so it's just not what I want.
Okay.
What about you?
Have you ever been with a guy that had too much time for you?
Oh, yeah, of course.
That had made plenty of time for you.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Yeah?
What happened there?
Are you with him?
I mean, we still, like, deal with each other, yeah.
Alright, so you guys still have sex.
Fantastic.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I mean, he pays all my bills.
Oh, shit.
Is he your baby daddy?
No.
Sugar daddy.
What?
Period.
Period.
What about you?
Have you ever been with a guy that made plenty of time for you?
Yes, of course.
Of course.
Is it the guy you're with now or someone else?
Everybody.
Most of the guys I meet.
Okay.
How do they have plenty of time for you?
They always want to see me, take me out to eat, take me shopping, just spoil me.
But why you?
Because I'm a bad bitch.
Oh my god.
Period.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Can you define what a bad bitch is?
I'm giving body, I'm giving face, I'm giving tatted titties, I'm giving a nice scrumptious, delicious ass.
You feel me?
Wait, hold on.
What titties?
Oh.
Oh.
It's B34. Everyone loves them petite-ass titties.
And they're tattooed, so...
Get them, Chris.
I love that.
My man definitely loved it.
Get them, Chris.
Okay.
You say you got ass?
Yes.
Where?
Right here.
Can we get a 360?
Yeah, he wanted a 360, yeah.
360.
Good.
Chris always asks for this You got no ass Stop the show That shit's nothing bro Chris You can't do that more She's terrible my nigga She's like She's like I don't know She's giving no ass Come on, bruh.
She got no ass, bro.
That isn't enough?
I don't give a fuck.
Flat, flat, flat, flat.
And I think it's your dick.
Someone said W ass, someone said W ass, mid ass, mid ass, mid ass, you see?
It's giving tiny ass dick.
That's what it's giving.
Oh!
Trust me, it's small.
I believe that.
Trust me.
It's so small.
You can't see it.
You can't see it when it's so small.
Thank you.
Listen, we all got it.
Small booties matter.
Yes.
Hold on, you prefer BBL or you prefer booties?
I prefer ass.
You know what I'm giving?
Small d.
I'm glad you know baby.
Little booties take it all.
Big ones.
Alright, have you ever been with a guy for you I guess?
Have you ever been with a guy that gave you plenty of time?
Me?
She can't see.
Why didn't it work out then?
Too much time.
Too clingy.
Was it the guy that you, I guess, are free of now?
Yes, it is.
The guy that you're saying now you're living life?
I wouldn't say too clingy because I'm very obsessive, but sometimes if it's not the clingy that you want, then it gets too clingy.
No, with the guys you want.
I agree.
She articulated that extremely poorly, but what she means is the guy's value wasn't high enough to be clingy to the extent it was.
That part.
Fair?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
We have a winner.
Gotta translate the womanese.
Okay.
Interesting.
What about you?
Have you ever been with a guy that gave you plenty of time?
Yeah.
Sadly, too many.
Too many?
Too many.
And why did they all fail?
Because I don't want to give them my time.
And you don't want to do nothing.
Why didn't you want to give them your time?
Because they have nothing to offer.
So they were also kind of like her, losers.
Type?
Type?
Type shit?
What shit?
You have to offer.
What kind of things do I have to offer?
I'm an independent woman who finds a way, no matter what, to make her money and me, make sure that her bills are paid.
I don't ask my parents for money.
I don't live off my parents.
I do everything myself.
I'm a 25-year-old with two kids that are...
I'm a PhD.
You've got an age, so come on now.
I mean, it's not easy to have kids, so...
How does it help the man that you're talking to?
I don't talk to no man.
Alright nigga, you win.
What the fuck?
What's the point of this?
Yeah, try living with her.
They show me too much time and I cut them off.
Okay, so they're losers.
As you should.
They're lower status guys.
But you're a single mom.
Okay.
I don't care.
I'm happy.
Is your guy also, that was the same problem, he was a lower status guy and he was too clinky?
Yes.
What did he do for a living?
She don't remember.
Next.
Was he unemployed?
No, no.
Just...
Was he a criminal?
No.
Seasonal.
No.
She made more money than him.
Seasonal.
You made more money than him?
She was more of a boss.
Exactly.
Boss lady.
The provider.
He was the provider.
Boss.
I hate those too.
What do you say?
We try to speak English on the podcast if possible.
So yeah, what did he do?
He just would work.
I know, but what was his job?
Profession.
So you would cook the food and then he would like serve it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, she is a chef.
She was a chef!
Let's let her talk for real though.
So yeah, he was a server and you were a chef.
Yeah, but that's not what we're getting at here.
Okay, okay, okay.
What we're getting at is that I was of more value.
I did more.
It was...
Sorry, I almost choked.
Sorry.
Was he your age as well?
Was he your age?
Older.
How old was he?
21, 22.
She can't compare to her.
Yeah, like two years.
Okay.
It's not bad.
Well, technically speaking, she does have more value than him at her age.
Well, I wouldn't say period.
It's more like a dot, dot, dot.
Dot, dot, dot, right.
Because if the guy does the work, it switches around, but that's a whole other conversation.
Right.
Alright, so same thing with you.
Yes, because the guys are all lower value than yourself, right?
I mean...
No, I was asking her.
Oh, why?
Yeah, because you said that a bunch of guys gave you time, but they were all losers.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Have you ever been with a guy that gave you plenty of time?
Yes.
Okay.
And why didn't it work out with them?
Honestly, because the boy was big.
I can't do that.
I'm already skinny.
You gonna look like the number 10?
The fluffy men need their love.
So why'd you, if he didn't meet your looks requirements, you would see fat, why'd you even pay them?
Because he was paying for my tuition.
Take one for the team.
Okay.
Take one for the team.
That part.
He's paying the bills.
Raise your hand.
Okay.
Wait, yeah, I was going to say, I have to think about it, because I'd rather be single, but like, no, because I don't need to be with a man for them to pay my bills.
Okay, so free time, he gave you a lot, and he's not your type, because he's big, but he's paying.
And we fuck bitches together, I like that.
We can fuck bitches together.
Nah.
Couldn't do that.
Okay.
And we pay them.
Gross.
Okay, so your guy was fat.
Yes.
How big was he?
Was he like 350 inches?
Me?
He was like a 2XL. Almost a 3.
Oh my God.
Because I have one of his hoodies and that shit is like big as fuck.
Girl.
Did you guys ever like hook up or no?
I couldn't.
I wasn't attracted.
You guys never had sex not one time?
No.
I think it was small.
And you paid your tuition?
Yes.
I think it was small.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Even as a woman, you believe it?
I believe her.
You know what?
You don't believe her?
Nah.
I swear to God, I put that on everything.
I believe her.
I kind of believe her, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
What about blowjobs?
Huh?
No.
I couldn't even do that.
I couldn't.
I couldn't even do that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you, like, just kiss him?
Hold his hand.
I'll hold his hand.
Okay.
How long did you finesse this then?
No, we was talking for like, we're still talking, so like six months now.
Oh, wow.
So he's still paying it as we speak?
speak?
Mm-hmm.
What?
He just wants somebody there to just talk to him.
I need me one of those.
Me too.
Go on, say what you was going to say.
It's your money.
You know what's scary though?
I actually kind of believe her.
Me too though.
It's serious.
You said you finished cosmetology school, so are you in college right now enrolled?
No, he had to pay it off, like, because I had leftover debt.
So you finished already?
Yeah, I finished.
I just had leftover debt.
So he's repaying back your loans for you?
Mm-hmm.
And that's like $27,000.
So every month he pays your loan for you?
No, it was $13,000.
That was $21,000.
So he pays your repayment every month?
And you've never hooked up with him that one time?
I just talked to him.
We just go out.
We just go out.
How old is he?
I know that's fucking right.
21.
Oh, you lucky.
What?
Oh, you're lucky.
Mine was over 50.
The young ones saying they gonna get some coochie when it's a year.
I mean, I could call them.
You can call them right now?
Yeah.
I believe her.
Let's go.
I believe her.
Let's go.
Yo, Essie, bring her phone.
Bring her phone.
It's the purple one.
Wait, hold on.
So this guy is basically your sugar daddy.
He only 21.
He's a trick.
That ain't sugar daddy.
That's a sugar baby.
That's a sugar baby daddy.
He personally has an inch.
So, question.
Is he hoping to smash eventually?
Duh.
Duh.
He never really broke it up.
I mean, he brought up in my ass, but that was about it.
Oh, shit.
Wait, he brought up.
Oh, so he's more of a giver.
Wait, so he never tried to smash at all?
I don't know why you haven't lived.
I sat on his lap, everything, like, he even, like, tried to go up there, like, none of that.
Aw, he's a good man.
But if you wanted to, would you let him?
But if you tried, would you let him?
Nope.
Nope.
Alright, let me call her.
Should we go to Rumble for this one?
Look, y'all.
Yeah, we'll go to...
She been to FaceTime.
Oh, shoot.
She been to FaceTime.
Don't FaceTime her.
Don't FaceTime her because she's going to know where you're at.
Fresh, what do you want her to say?
Okay, so I want you to say...
Be like, when the last time we fucked?
No, no.
No, okay.
No, fuck.
Dang.
Fresh, do you want I said to give her a...
Just be like, no, just ask and be like...
I want you to actually be sincere.
Don't laugh.
And ask the question, so I'm curious, babe.
Why have you never had sex before?
Just like that.
Oh, so you...
He's gonna be wanting...
I just been thinking lately I've been lonely.
I'm a little tipsy right now.
I just want to know why we never had sex before, babe.
You finna get butt nigger right now.
And then let's see his response.
You said you never smashed him.
You should be like...
And then if he responds, he says, I don't know, I want to do it.
No, you should have her ask how long you feel like you should talk to a female before we decide we want to have sex.
Yes.
That sounds better.
That sounds better.
So it don't like...
So he don't be like, she don't have to give it up after she leaves.
Nigga, I don't care.
We care.
We don't want to stop her back.
We don't want to stop her back.
Alright, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Fresh is going to...
He's going to run it the way he wants.
So tell him what he wants.
What do you want, bro?
Go ahead.
So again, don't laugh.
Keep it sincere.
Hey babe, I'm a little tipsy right now.
I've been meaning to answer this question, but like, just tell me your real answer.
Why have you never smashed before?
I've had sex before.
I feel like it's time.
Alright babe.
Alright, you don't have to put the, I think it's time.
Just leave it open-ended so he can answer why you guys haven't had sex.
That's really what he's trying to get at.
Everybody be quiet.
Don't laugh.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Hold your eyes.
He probably not.
He probably in the middle of spoofing.
Oh, he's a scammer.
Oh, God.
Do one more time.
Spoofing?
He a scammer?
Oh, yeah, he's spoofing right now.
Yeah.
He just told you.
What is spoofing?
Scamming.
All right, do one more time.
We're having a cult meeting.
Yeah.
One more time.
I ain't never heard that time.
I did it for a hundred dollars, girl.
Five minutes.
Ladies, shh.
Come on now.
He's watching.
I don't think so.
He's not going to answer.
He's pooping.
He's in his back.
He has to make that tuition money.
He's making that tuition money.
If he calls back, we'll see, but okay.
I mean, it makes sense he's a scammer.
He still believes it over here.
No, it's liable.
It's possible, but I don't know.
Bro, he a fat nigga, bro.
I guess that's why he doesn't care about the money.
He spoiled with his main chick.
Yeah, he be getting me rental cars all the time.
I think she was the first.
I found me one.
She was the first.
Yeah, he be getting me like AMGs all the time.
How'd you meet him?
I meet him at a party.
Damn.
And I was trying to talk to his homeboy.
But his homeboy wanted to fuck with my friend.
And then my friend was just like, take one for the team.
But I'm like, bitch, I cannot.
But I talked to him though.
So we just sat in the car and was talking.
Wow.
You still gotta swing.
You don't gotta open no legs.
Hell no.
Hello.
Okay.
That was different.
Okay.
Have you been with a guy that may have been more busy than you'd like?
We'll start here and then work our way.
So the opposite now.
Have you been with a guy before that may have been a bit more busy than you'd like?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why was he busy?
Because he had a baby.
Oh.
Okay.
Was he more attractive than the guy you're with now?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Anything else?
It was just, I mean, most of the kid is why he was more busy.
And his baby mama.
I like her.
It's mad the whole family, man.
Goddamn.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
So you've only dated guys that give you all their time?
No, I meant like they don't have, like they don't give me enough time.
No, I'm asking.
The question is, have you ever been with a guy that may have been more busy than you'd like?
Oh, no.
That's what I'm saying.
No, more than busy than...
What?
More busy than you'd like.
He could not see you at all.
He can't see you often.
So the first question is, have you been with a guy that gave you plenty of time?
Which you said, yes, all of them.
Then I said, all right, well, have you ever been with a guy that didn't give you as much time as you liked?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
Why couldn't he give you as much time as you liked?
Was he working?
Was he busy with another kid?
What was he doing?
Yeah.
Why was he not able to give you the time that you wanted?
I'd rather not disclose that.
Another bitch.
Was it illegal activity?
Illegal substances.
FBI, open up!
Oh, shit.
Was he a drug dealer, I'm guessing?
No.
He was the one...
Yup.
Wait, he was the one paying?
Buying.
Buying, yeah.
Oh, he was a user.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Can't do nothing with that.
Shelter Vermont.
So you wanted more time with him, but he was too busy fiending, I guess.
Type.
Yeah.
Type.
Interesting.
Type shit.
Type shit.
Okay.
What about you?
Have you ever been with a guy that may have been more busy than you'd like?
No, I don't think so.
So every guy you've ever been with just gave you plenty of time?
Yeah.
They be obsessed.
They love it here.
And they still left?
No, I left.
Correction, I left.
You broke up with every single guy you've been with?
No, you said they still left.
Well, he said that.
Yeah.
Nobody left, I left.
Okay, so you've broken up with every single guy you've been with?
Yeah.
You've never been broken up with?
No.
Okay.
That you're aware of.
Okay, what about you?
No.
You've never had a guy that didn't give you as much time as you'd like?
No, I like my space.
So if they're doing something, you know, you're doing something, I'm doing something.
Unless they're giving me money.
Okay.
Has there ever been a guy that, I guess, gave you money that didn't give you enough time and you didn't like that?
I don't care.
You're giving me money.
What?
Has every guy you've dealt with been on this, like, giving you money type wave?
Most of them, you know.
You go around some bums sometimes or some, you feel me?
Lame men, but...
Okay, so everybody that's been with you has tricked on you to a degree.
Yeah.
Okay.
No one has ever...
Oh, shit.
No one has ever, like, just, like, had a straight, regular relationship with you where they didn't trick...
No, I don't condone any of that.
If you're not doing nothing for me, my time is valuable.
Time is money.
So, what's worse?
A girl that has sex for money or a girl that has sex for free?
A girl that has sex for free.
Okay.
That's what I feel like.
Like any man, like...
I have to agree with it.
You agree too?
Yeah.
Raise of hands on the table.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What's worse?
Hold on.
Ladies, just a simple question.
We're talking monetary only.
We're talking monetary when I ask this question.
Is it better to have sex for money or for free?
Raise of hands if you think it's worse to have sex for free.
You two.
One.
Two.
Who else?
Like for nothing.
Raise the hand nice and high so we can see who it is.
Three?
Okay.
You said worse for what?
If you have sex for free or have sex for money.
Yeah, I'd rather like...
Okay, so you three, you four, you four think it's better to have sex for free.
I mean, it's worse to have sex for free.
Yeah.
So in other words, you prefer to have sex for money.
Yeah.
You too?
You say that too?
You're changing your mind now?
No, because not necessarily for money.
You just know that they are...
To be taken care of.
You don't want to just relate with anybody.
Now, like she said, now you just giving it up.
One night stand.
You feel me?
High value deserves high value.
So if I'm materialistic and I like good things and I will know what I can bring to the table.
I'm gonna ask the question again.
I'm gonna ask the question again because this is incredible.
Listen carefully.
Yeah, please listen carefully, okay?
You know what?
Maybe I'll frame it in the positive.
Is it better to have sex for money or to have sex for free?
I guess for free, because you can choose who you want to have sex with.
Right, that part.
That's true.
You just said for money.
No, but I don't...
Girls, can you sit up and talk tonight, please?
But I do it for money, because I can choose who I want to have sex with.
Money to be taken care of.
Money includes being taken care of.
So who prefers the money?
Who prefers the money?
One, two, okay, three.
So three.
Okay, three.
Anybody else?
You two?
Oh my God, bro.
- It's a meme pic. - So you're not the one, man.
It's not a part of it. - It's okay.
- Take care of your girls.
- It is so poor.
- Yes, queen.
- So poor of you.
- Exactly.
- Fuck me.
Okay, so four of you.
I mean, they get worse to fuck for free than for money, okay.
Technically speaking.
Wait, why are you giving your pussy up for no reason?
But I was very explicit for money or not.
I was very explicit.
You're able to be taken care of and know it's reliable.
You're getting taken care of and you know it's clean.
Exactly, yeah.
Wait, what?
At the end of the day, I'm sorry.
If I'm getting money from you, I ain't going to make sure that you get tested.
Yeah.
Before, but...
There's no money in this.
There's no money in this game, so...
So you fuck niggas for free and not...
And not test them.
What the fuck?
That's so weird, my nigga.
That's why.
Just cope.
Just stop talking.
Just let him have it.
Okay, so four girls on the panel think having sex for free is worse than having sex for money.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
It is what it is.
Very interesting.
Well, to be fair, nobody here passed high school, so, I mean, that's what it is.
No, no, no, they don't graduate high school.
The ones going for free should be sad.
Yeah.
I can fuck for free, and I still get whatever I want.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's why I said the funny thing.
I don't have to fuck right.
It has to be in this case.
I'm making a nigga pay for my toilet.
Don't change your eye.
I was very explicit in my instructions.
Now you flip-flopping, man.
No, I'm still on the same side.
It's just very...
You know what you mean.
I know what I mean.
Who buttons go on the panel, man?
Chris, it was you.
You!
What the fuck, man?
This shit frustrating.
I know it is, man.
Sorry, man.
W, W, W, W. W, W, W, W.
Okay.
Okay.
I think we, so you, okay, for you it was a no, and for you it was a no because they always paid you, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it was transactional, so you never cared if they gave you time or not.
That's kind of what your answer gave, yeah.
It depends on who it is.
You feel me?
Thank you.
Type shit.
But they're all paying you?
Yeah.
Okay, so, yeah, so, alright.
That's fine.
What about you?
Okay, what's the question again?
Yeah, gotcha.
Stupid!
Have you been with a guy that you may have been, that may have been more busy than you like?
No.
Not really with him, no.
Not dating, wise.
Okay.
Was it because they all paid as well?
I don't know where they was at.
Yeah, but did you wish they spent more time with you?
No.
Okay.
For what?
Right.
Like, for what?
I don't care.
I like it when I wear it anyways.
Alright, what about you?
Wait, say the question again.
Have you ever been with a guy before that you wish had more time?
Or you wish you spent more time with you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
I mean, he was working, so it's understandable.
What did he do for a living?
He had his own business.
Was it a legal business?
No.
So he was a drug dealer too, probably?
I mean...
I promise you, bro, it's either cosmetologist, OnlyFans, scammer, drug dealer, or business.
Have you ever been with a guy that you wish gave you more time?
Yes.
Okay.
Why didn't they give you time?
To your knowledge.
I have no idea, to my knowledge.
They got bored.
We're still trying to figure that out.
Then they got bored.
Yeah.
Can't smash.
Well, she said that.
She doesn't tell him she's a virgin.
What, she is?
Piss?
Yeah.
Apparently.
Oh, yeah, you missed that.
And I'm sober.
I mean, there's no one to fucking Vermont.
I am sober, actually.
There's no one to fucking Vermont.
It's cold over there.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey.
I live in Florida, okay?
Alright.
I'm sure somebody's gonna change that eventually.
Okay.
We'll start here with Miss Substitute Teacher.
What do you think is the difference between a guy that's too busy and a guy that's not busy at all?
Oh, she subs?
Yes.
Oh, shit, freak, man.
Honestly, I know...
I think it's more about what you're...
Like your focus is on.
So like if they're focused on work, they're going to be busy because they're focusing on work and that's what they want to focus on.
If they're focusing on school, then they're focusing on school.
So it all depends on what they're focusing on.
And if they don't focus on the relationship, then they're not going to focus on the relationship.
They're going to focus on what they want in life.
What's more important to them?
What about you?
What do you think the difference is between a guy that's too busy and a guy that's not busy at all since you've had both?
What was the main difference between them?
Like she said, I think lifestyle, you know, what you prioritize.
Okay, and what is that specifically?
It could be from work to health to hobbies.
Okay.
Yeah.
A healthy lifestyle.
Okay.
What about you?
Question?
Yes.
The question was, why do you think, for example, the two differences, busy or not busy, why is that for the guy?
Um, you make time who you want to make time for.
Simple.
So you weren't important?
I guess not.
Not to him.
Lovely.
What about you?
If they're busy, they're busy.
They're working, making their bread, gonna put something on the table for us.
You feel me?
And for those that aren't busy, then, and they're not with me, then you're doing some shit.
Either fucking a bitch or, you know, something like that.
Does that bother you?
No.
Alright.
Do you, baby?
What about you?
Question?
Chris?
Just so I can read.
What's up?
Oh, you're not paying attention either.
Got it.
So, the question was...
Oh, gotcha.
A guy that's busy.
Stupid!
A guy that's not busy.
What's the difference, you think?
I think a guy that is not busy is not prioritizing keeping himself busy, which is...
A L. Because why are you not busy?
Facts.
Like, you need to be doing something with your time to, like, get somewhere in this life.
You can't just sit around doing dog shit.
Literally.
Which I'm a dog.
No, but seriously, like, so if you're not busy, like, you're just, you're not, like, what?
Like, I don't need, like, I don't need to say anything else.
Yeah, but the question is, what do you think differentiates the busy guy from the not busy guy?
A busy...
What do you think?
A busy man is getting things done.
Okay.
He's on top of his shit, you know.
He's doing what the fuck he gotta do.
By no means.
A man that's not busy is like, they're not like mature enough yet to know that you gotta be busy to, you know, not be busy one day.
That's the difference.
Okay.
That was a great explanation.
Thank you.
I was kidding.
I think the difference between the two is a man that is comfortable and a man that is not comfortable.
When you're in life, you shouldn't be comfortable, meaning that you should be moving forward in life, proceeding with life.
Making better choices, providing your future with a better future.
If you have kids, whether you're by yourself, you want to make sure that you are living the best life that you can.
So, I think that the difference is that, like, if a man that's not busy, you're just a bum.
Like, straight up.
I'm sorry.
If you're not busy, then you a bum.
It's just simple like that.
And if you're busy, then...
Pop your shit.
Do your shit.
By your definition, the guys you dated were bums.
Yeah, sadly.
That's why they're exes.
That's why they're exes and they gonna stay that way.
And you give them kids.
One baby daddy.
One baby daddy.
Just kids?
One baby daddy.
Two kids?
Two kids, one baby daddy.
Okay.
Was he a bum too?
No, he's hard working.
I'll give it to him.
Why'd you leave him?
Because he's abusive.
Okay.
So you gave him abusive about kids.
Got it.
Makes sense.
And you gave him two.
Yeah.
I didn't learn after the first term.
I'm the same, bro.
It's okay.
I can laugh about it now.
It's okay.
Well, it's not funny.
It is messed up.
It is.
It's okay.
Well, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
The term abuse is a nebulous term.
Okay, so when I'm talking abuse, I'm talking...
I got choked out when I was pregnant.
I got beat up.
Like, I have pictures of bruises on my phone.
Cheated on me left and right.
Like...
Was abuse one way or two ways?
Oh, no.
I whooped him.
I whooped his ass back after so long.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
So you want me to just sit there time after time?
No, leave.
And just sit there.
No, no.
Leave.
That's the thing.
I tried.
You did you hard enough.
Was the dick too good or something?
I think that's what it was.
I don't think any match ever hit a girl.
100%.
But to stay and give him another kid?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
You let me hit...
Well, no, I mean, I called it because statistically speaking, anytime there's abuse in a relationship, it's always two.
Nine out of ten times.
No, it was both ways, yeah, but it was only because of the end of the fact I was not going to put up with that.
When I started, when I got pregnant, it was with my daughter first and then my son.
When I got pregnant with my daughter, that's when I started telling myself, like, I can't be doing that.
I left.
I left.
But then, I wasn't even with him when I got pregnant for the second one, so...
That was not planned.
Yeah.
You ever met him?
Mm-hmm.
You like him?
No.
Okay.
Lovely.
All right.
What about you?
What do you think the difference is between a busy versus a not busy guy?
A busy guy, he's just going to keep himself busy.
You feel me?
I'm busy.
I'm always busy.
What do you do?
I do hair, I do makeup, and I'm a stylist.
Stop the cap!
I ain't got a cat, sweetheart.
But yeah, like, if I'm busy and he's not busy, then it's like, why you got so much time on your hand?
What you doing?
Do something.
Go build a car or something.
Go study.
Go read a book.
Make some money.
Do something with your life.
Because I cannot handle bums in my circle.
You've got a guy now that has some money, but I guess he's not attractive enough?
No.
I mean, I've got other guys that are, but I'm just not upset.
Are they bums?
No.
I use them too!
So you hook up with those guys though?
Only two.
Okay, so you hook up with two of those guys.
Do they give you money as well or no?
They do.
Of course!
One of them just took me on the shopping spring.
Do you do it naturally for you?
One day they just feel generous and be like, oh, you want to go shopping?
I'll be like, yeah.
Walmart?
Fuck no.
They had that come up.
All right, you know what?
Let me ask you.
Hold on.
Correctional office.
Okay.
How many...
How many guys, how many chicks do you currently have for you?
You said two?
Actually three.
Five.
Five.
Okay.
What about you?
Me?
Yeah.
How many guys that you have that either spend money to take you on dates or...
Yo, I plead the fifth.
I can't.
It's enough.
It's a lot of people.
You are the fifth.
No.
It's a lot?
It's a lot.
Is it more than five?
Yeah.
More than ten?
She belongs to the streets.
More than 20?
No, not more than...
She got game, bro.
She got game.
She a real one.
So like 15 maybe?
Yeah, I was going to say like 17.
Like 17?
Alright, fantastic.
Alright, what about you?
How many tricks do you have?
Or guys that like spent money on you?
Me?
I don't...
Anybody that hang around is going to spend money on me.
So how many is that?
So your time to flex.
Can you beat her number 17?
Oh, absolutely not.
That's a...
Damn.
Can you beat her for five?
Um, yeah.
Alright, so what do you got then?
Six?
Seven?
Um...
How many dudes, like, just jerk off on you?
Um...
Ten?
Seven?
Seven?
That's my lucky number.
Seven.
Okay, this isn't about having a lucky number.
It's about how many guys are willingly spending money on you to hang out with you without any type of...
The number is growing.
The number is growing.
How about that?
The number is growing.
So it's at seven right now.
Yeah, we could say five, six, maybe.
I'd say six.
You know what's crazy?
And just so I'm clear here, when I say tricks, I'm talking about men that spend money on you, whether it's to get to shop or date, and you're not giving them anything back in return.
No, it could be the smallest thing.
It don't got to be nothing too crazy, but if I'm going to go out and I'm going to get money spent on me...
Okay.
So it could be an ice cream cone?
Sure.
I wouldn't count that.
No, I wouldn't count that.
I'm counting dudes that are just spending money on you.
Slime me out, whatever.
That are not getting cheeks, or maybe they're getting cheeks, but whatever.
Yeah, taking me out.
So six.
How long have you been single?
Sometime.
Two days.
No.
How long have you been living your best life, as you would say?
Since the beginning of the year.
So what's this, January?
Yeah, right around there.
Do you party?
Do you party at all?
No, not too much.
I do.
I do, but I don't.
Okay.
All right, what about you?
How many tricks have you got?
I'd say like 20, but they're not all like in person.
You beat your number!
A lot of them are virtually more, probably.
All right, and how many are you actually smashing though?
None.
I haven't smashed most of them.
I smashed two.
None.
But all them other people, nothing.
It's all through the phone.
I'll be like, Papi, could I have some money?
And I'll be like, yeah, what do you need it for?
I'll either say shopping, food, or bills, or send me $700, $800.
What about you?
Stop the cap!
One.
No cap, baby.
Yeah.
What about you?
Yeah, probably like one.
Is it the felon?
No, no!
Somebody else?
Yeah, no, definitely not the felon.
Is one guy, are you smashing his dude?
No!
Yeah?
No, no.
Have you guys never had sex?
No.
He just spends money on you?
Yeah.
What about your guy?
Have you ever hooked up with your guy?
Oh, of course.
Okay.
Of course.
So why aren't you guys in a relationship?
You just don't like them like that?
We actually are, but it's like an open relationship.
So if he see a girl he want to fuck, he can go fuck her.
And if I see a nigga I want to fuck, I can fuck him.
As long as it's protected.
So there's no title.
Exactly.
And then what about you?
How many of those six are you hooking up with?
Zero.
So they just spend money on you just to spend it?
Yeah, like I'm just literally dating.
Speed dating.
Speed dating.
Your speed...
Alright, and then how about you?
Of your 20 guys, how many are you actually okay with?
17.
No, I'm being...
Wallah.
Wallahi.
That's a first.
That's a first.
What is that?
Wolo, like, God, on God, yeah.
Like Allah?
Is that like a religion?
There's maybe her and I still don't believe it.
Not one of you girls at this table is celibate.
That's a lie.
Oh, no!
Seriously, you're not smashing none of them.
I don't need to smash the ones that are giving me money.
I smash who I want to smash.
I haven't had sex in over a year.
So you don't...
Stop the cat.
You haven't had sex in over a year?
Come in my DMs, let's go.
Trust me, if that's true, I'm white.
And I messed up her for a year.
You said you haven't had sex in over a year?
No, yeah, for real.
In a year, June.
I got ice.
And these dudes are still sending you money and all this crap?
Mm-hmm.
And one of them's over 50.
And then what about you?
When's the last time you smashed somebody?
Sheesh.
Yesterday.
Yeah, last night.
Before she came.
Before she came.
Yesterday.
Crazy.
Yesterday.
Last week, last month.
Months.
Alright, man.
I'm just gonna be fucking lying, man.
Holy shit, bro.
Okay.
You know it.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Oh, no.
You said one guy, but you're not hooking up with him.
No.
Who did you smash?
The felon?
No!
Leave her alone!
I was with one guy probably two weeks ago and we broke up two weeks ago.
But he wasn't like...
You broke up with him or he broke up with you?
I broke up with him.
Why?
He went on a trip and I found out things about the trip.
What did he do?
Hook up with another girl?
How'd you find out?
Lurking.
Instagram.
Period.
Social media.
Do you think that you should be mad about that when you have a dude that's giving you money?
No.
That's why I didn't trip.
I just cut him off and that was it.
Because I had somebody...
You didn't trip.
Well...
Yeah, that's the definition of tripping, actually.
Cut him off.
Well, I didn't give him a fight like I usually would.
I just cut him off and that was it.
I didn't tell him anything.
I just blocked him.
Can't you make the argument that what you're doing is the same thing?
I'm not physically being with anybody.
Money, money, money.
Yeah, but accepting money from a guy is the functional equivalent, I would argue.
No.
No?
Who said no?
She did.
Okay.
You said that...
What do men offer women value?
What's the value that men provide?
That's not a body added on to us.
Like, if you're saying that it's equivalent to them giving us money.
Yeah.
What do women want from men?
What do men want from women?
Pussy.
Okay, so it's the functional equivalent.
Sometimes it's just time.
You literally just answer it.
It's literally the functional equivalent.
What was that you said?
Most of them just want to talk to you.
You really think that?
Yeah.
Mine do, yeah.
FaceTime calls.
We do FaceTime calls.
We do text messages.
I charge an hour.
If you told them to pull up right now, they'll come pull up my smash.
They're not in this state.
Hold on.
Do you ladies actually genuinely think men talk to you because they want to talk to you?
You really think that?
Who believes that?
Some are really like that.
Every man is different.
Okay, raise your hand to who thinks that men really just want to talk to you for the ones that claim that.
Why are you texting me?
You're trying to.
Simple.
I had a guy friend that gave me a cat.
And he bought, he filled my house so cool.
And why do you think?
Yeah, because that's what I was told once.
Alright, okay.
So my curiosity of him being gay.
Yeah, this panel's an interesting one.
Three hours before work.
What's going on?
I just texted him asking if I could come over tonight.
And he goes, I wish, but I've got some friends coming over already.
And I need to be up early for the gym.
Can you believe that?
Believe what?
I am literally handing myself to you on a platter.
And you're telling me no?
I wouldn't call that a no.
Oh, and here he is again.
Are you around tomorrow night?
Who does this guy think he is?
Okay, Zach sounds amazing.
Excuse me?
He kept his promise with his friends, he's disciplined with his sleep and his fitness, and he even offered an alternative plan?
What's wrong with him?
Uh, the fact that I've seen this before and it never ends well?
Ah, what?
I think what's happening is that you can't control him, and you're associating that feeling with all of the toxic guys you couldn't control in the past.
But Zach doesn't sound toxic.
He sounds reasonable and mature, and you're letting your emotions get the better of you instead of seeing the situation for what it is.
I just know he's probably an asshole.
Well, if you don't want him, can I have him?
For some reason, I want him more now.
Probably because another girl wants him?
Yeah.
That tracks.
This sad guy is being so annoying.
What's going on?
I just texted him asking if I could come over to him, and he goes, I wish, but I've got some friends coming in.
All right, all the ladies got it?
Yes.
All right.
So I got a question for the panel.
We can start here with Ms.
Substitute Teacher.
Do you think a busy guy should sacrifice time for you?
No.
Why do you say that?
Because I think you should always focus on yourself before you focus on anyone else.
Yeah.
You think that's for both women?
Both, yes.
Okay, interesting.
Okay, so you said no because he focused on himself.
What about you?
Do you think a guy should sacrifice his time for you?
A busy guy?
He should have time for me, yeah.
Okay.
So yes?
Yes.
What about you?
If he's really actually busy, then no, because you're doing your thing.
At the end of the day, as long as you make time for me once you're done, then that's that.
Okay.
What about you?
Same with her.
I agree.
I also agree.
I feel like if you...
Wait, so no, he should not make his time for you?
No.
No, he's going to work and do what he got to do, and then when he's done, he'll make time for you.
Exactly.
He knows where to come home.
Handle business, take care of yourself, and then take care of me.
Exactly.
Put yourself first, always.
Exactly.
Can't make this world alone, you coming out alone.
Put myself first, too.
Put yourself first.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, so you same thing with you?
So I guess that's a no.
You said after he's done.
What about you?
I don't think that a man should make time for me at all.
I think that every relationship should be balanced out on each other's time.
Whether it be I'm busy, whether he's busy, I don't care what it is.
If I'm going to be in a relationship with you, then we're going to make it work the way that it's supposed to.
And if it doesn't, then it's not meant to be.
True.
I agree.
We didn't make an announcement, though.
We did it earlier.
Same point?
Mm-hmm.
Did you tell the chat?
Yeah, I told him.
Yeah, I agree on what she was saying.
Okay.
Wait, so no for you as well?
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Have you been with a guy that sacrificed time for you?
How did that go?
It just got bad.
It got bad?
It got bad.
Why?
Because it just started a lot of problems.
Like, um, it was just like, oh, throw him back in my face.
Like, oh, I made time for you.
Yeah, I made time for you and this and that third.
You're not doing the same for me.
But it's like, I'm busy.
You're busy.
We're supposed to make time for each other.
It's like you're not as busy as I'm busy though.
Okay.
What about you?
I've had someone who's given me that time and I regret it because ain't nobody asked for all that.
Like, all that energy, ain't nobody asked for all that.
Like, I'm sorry, I sound really mean, but truthfully, I'm the type of person that actually says, you make your money, you get your bag, and as you play a role in my life, play that role.
Don't overplay it, don't underplay it, nothing.
If you're going to be in my life, then that's how it's going to be, and you know you play, and you know how you're going to play, and there is no if, ands, or but.
There is no saying no.
I agree.
There is no saying no to what?
Anything.
Like, anything.
There is no denying whatever I say.
Like, there is no going against me.
Ever?
No.
Hold on.
He gave you what you wanted and it caused issues, though.
I don't care.
Did you not hear your...
I don't...
You said yes, he gave you the time and then it ended up hurting things later.
Okay, he could give me the time, but I didn't ask for that.
He's supposed to as a man.
If you're gonna be in the relationship that you're going to be in there with me, then you're gonna put that equal part in.
You go into a relationship putting you guys' head at equal.
If you guys' head is one is up here and one is down here, then ain't nobody gonna be on the same page.
If I'm up here thinking about something and he's down here thinking about something, or if he's up here and I'm down here, it's not gonna work.
You have to be on the same page.
Okay, so you think a relationship is equal between the two?
It should be.
It ain't.
Shut up, Meg.
Okay, do you want an equal relationship with your guy?
I don't want a relationship.
Hypothetically, if you're in a relationship with a guy, would you want it to be equal between you two?
No.
Okay, I want it to be equal, but listen, I'm my own person.
Nobody can control who and what I do.
Shut up, man.
So you want to be the leader?
Yeah, I'm the alpha.
So you want to be able to tell him what to do?
What?
No.
She don't know what she want, bro.
Bro, she lost.
Bro.
She don't know what she want.
Yeah, the whole time.
So what do you want then?
Do you want the equality?
Do you want to be the boss?
Do you want him to be the boss?
I want to be alpha, but at the same time, I want it to be equal.
Like, just listen to me and I'm right.
Like, that's it.
Shut up, Meg.
I'm right.
There's no point.
You do understand if you're the alpha, as you would say, that that means you're the leader, right?
Yes.
So that means it's not equal.
But there is no I in team.
If I'm the alpha, I still am leading, but you're still leading.
You're still coming with me as a pack.
We're still in this...
But you're the leader, so that means it's not equal.
But then it's not an equal relationship if you're the alpha, as you would claim.
The alpha means that you're the dominant and the leader, so that means it's not equal.
I guess I can't have the best will of words.
That's why I'm single.
And that's why I'm single.
With two kids.
Yep.
Period.
That's scary, bro.
No, not really.
That's scary.
It is.
Yeah, but do you see the inconsistency in what you're saying?
I'm just asking you questions.
No, yeah, I get it.
But at the end of the day, it's just how I think.
What you want doesn't exist?
Yeah.
I know.
That's a lot.
Okay.
I'm really...
You think what she wants exists?
I have it going on.
What do you mean?
Period.
I already told you, like, me and him together, we kind of...
I don't like being told what to do, so we do what we want.
Did you hear what she said?
I'm not the boss, though.
She said she was talking about alpha, but he's still the boss at the end of the day, so you're right.
So that's not the same.
Can you still say something and it goes?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I feel that.
Yeah, because I can choose, like, yeah, angle like, yeah.
I'm always right.
Because, like, if we want to fuck babies, we can fuck her.
If I don't want her, then he want her.
It's just that I can tell him who he want.
If he be like, oh, I want to fuck her alone, and I can say yes or no.
And it's that.
You know tell me it doesn't matter.
He's gonna tell me we have that type of relationship Seriously, she's saying she's alpha.
But I'm not alpha, though.
That's what I said, but I'm not alpha, though.
But I kind of get...
Because I like to be dumb.
Like, I like to be in control.
But you're single.
Yeah.
Exactly.
In which I'm in control of my own self.
That's why I say single.
I've occurred we've got both things that you wanted in a man Never right There you go, so I Guess this is like the difference between how men thinking how women think yeah, I You're aware that you can't have an equal relationship while being an alpha, right?
The two can't co-exist, which means they can't exist at the same time together.
In your perspective, yes.
In my perspective...
Yeah, there's different dudes.
Like, y'all just not them.
Yeah!
That's it.
Okay, you know what?
Since you want to be her lawyer, explain to me how someone wants to put in an equal relationship, but one party's alpha.
Can you explain that to me real fast?
How would you have an equal relationship, but one party's alpha?
Explain that to me.
I'm not saying one person's alpha.
We both alpha.
That's what she just said.
I said I didn't agree on that part.
I'm being so serious.
Like...
I ain't never had that.
Because you can be the alpha, but then at the same time, like, not be the alpha, like, be like, yeah, you sit down, but at the same time, at the same time, he knows to sit down, so at the same time, it's still on the same page.
I'm making sense, right?
No.
You know what you're saying?
You want to date a gay man.
That's what you're saying.
You know what?
You want to know what?
You're saying you're dating a gay man, baby.
That makes no sense.
My baby daddy's gay.
It's okay.
Ow!
Ow!
It's not, it's a shaming language.
It's okay.
Do you see the flow in your logic though?
No, yeah, I know.
It doesn't make sense.
Ask her.
Ask her.
Ask her how many times a day we go through this a day.
It's a constant...
I feel sorry for her, actually.
I feel sorry for you.
...replay of a conversation that we never get.
I will always be correct.
She's like, she's not lying.
Look at her face.
Look.
She's like, she's right.
Well, I guess maybe since her little sister doesn't have the ability to do so, you're actually very wrong.
I forgot they're sisters.
Very, very wrong.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Simply put, right, equality...
So you're saying because...
She's the Lord Mary that has not been touched.
I don't want to be touched.
You can't be an alpha but then also have an equal relationship.
I can in my world.
What is your world?
Whatever I say goes.
Okay, but to get a man...
I do as I want, as I please, and as I please, as I do.
But to get a man, you gotta be on planet Earth, right?
Would that be fair to say?
I don't need a man.
I have myself.
Okay.
But we're talking about if you're in a relationship with a guy.
If I'm in a relationship with a guy, then he's gonna have to listen to me.
I'm sorry.
Really?
Yeah.
Did all the guys you have before listen to you?
Oh, shit.
Why you think I got hit?
Gotcha, bitch.
Coco.
Pooh.
They did it, so why'd you pick them?
Perfect.
Because I was young and dumb.
Do you think you're wiser now for saying you're gonna be the alpha in the relationship?
Yes, because I'm going to be the boss.
Nobody's going to be the boss of me.
I'm sorry, that's just different for me because coming from the relationship that I got out of as having my kids, it was going from being in an abusive relationship.
I'm not going to take that.
I can't even take this serious, but I'm not going to take that.
At this point of day, I'm not going to take that, and I'm going to be who I want, and I'm going to take what I want as I please.
Like, I'm not going to...
Settle.
I'm not going to settle, thank you.
I'm not going to settle for nothing.
I got you, girl.
No.
Thank you.
You two lose enough life.
Ah, man.
Lose enough life, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Anyone here on the panel agree with her?
Out of curiosity?
You want to agree with her?
You in the corner agree with her?
Hey, where's my lawyer at?
Nah.
Not like that, nah.
I can't really say what goes like that, nah.
Because a second ago you guys were all propping her up and stuff.
For a second, I thought we was at the same spot where we weren't.
I guarantee you, if we didn't say anything and we just had our mouths shut, you guys would have all encouraged that mindset.
Probably so, yeah, but now we had a different corner, sorry.
We parked down the road.
At least you're honest now.
Because when we're not saying that, you guys are kind of egging her on, like, yeah, yeah, this exists.
Yeah, until we got deeper into it, of course.
Yeah, of course.
That's until y'all got deeper, yeah.
This is genuinely why I don't think women should vote.
And I think most of you guys are retards, if I'm going to be all the way blunt about this.
And I think men need to be leaders in relationships because most women have delusional mindsets like that.
And if not checked, men don't come in and tell you that you're stupid.
That doesn't make sense, and that's not how the world works.
They say ridiculous shit like, well, in my world, X, Y, Z. Could you imagine if I walked around at 300 pounds, smelling like shit, being a loser, not being attractive whatsoever, and saying, you know what, I deserve a bad bitch that's gonna listen to me because in my world, I'm gonna get this bad bitch.
What would you guys all say to me?
Shit.
Go, King!
Would you guys encourage that and say, go, King, you got this?
No.
It's not realistic, right?
Oh, realistic.
I like that one.
It's realistic to the fact that you...
No, I would have told you you need to go with that.
So my later type will...
Okay, no, but realistically, if I had all these traits and I went ahead and I said, in my world it exists and I still demand this quality of woman, etc., Even though I'm not bringing much to the table.
I would be an idiot, wouldn't I be?
- Hell yeah. - So why is it that we don't talk women at the radio when they say ridiculous things?
'Cause you guys have said a bunch of ridiculous things throughout this podcast, to be honest with you.
I've just kind of been pining my tongue.
Like a bunch of you guys agreed that, you know, getting paid, right, is better than having sex for free.
And I'm like, oh wow.
You just admitted to being a prostitute.
Congratulations.
I'm sorry?
That's how you make it want to sing.
Right, exactly.
How does that make it what?
Because we said what we said multiple times.
It wasn't just for money.
It's to be taken care of.
Being a trick is not to be proud of either.
It's not being a trick.
It's being taken care of.
Because a nigga going to do what he going to do.
Because we've said what we've said multiple times when we put this bitch back.
At the end of the day when you got a girlfriend and you paying her phone bill, guess what?
You tricking off her.
Gee shit.
Just like that.
You paying her bill.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that four of you said that you would prefer to be paid for sex than getting it for free.
Oh, of course.
Same thing.
That is prostitution by definition.
Oh, well.
Let it be free.
I'm not going to show up on this whole line.
It's not prostitution.
I'm not really saying it like that.
So when I do any of my shit, it ain't going to be for free.
If you're exchanging sexual favors for monetary compensation, that is by definition.
So you're calling porn stars prostitutes?
Yes, they're just doing it online.
Well, I guess that's their job then.
Well, then I guess that's your thoughts.
It's not my thoughts.
That ain't everybody else's thoughts.
That is the definition of prostitution.
You just don't fuck with people doing porn.
You feel me?
That's what you call a prostitute is popping your pussy, what, on camera?
Look, look.
You're taking this personal.
No, no, no.
You're taking this personal.
No, you are, Gus.
You're talking over him.
Relax.
I'm definitely not.
I'm just telling you what the definition of prostitution is and you tend to...
And I'm just telling you.
Telling what?
Telling me what specifically?
That is different.
It's not how you're making a scene, period.
In a discussion.
Do you want me to pull up the definition of prostitution?
We can pull it up because, I mean, you're getting angry at me telling you a fact.
Why are you saying I'm getting angry when I'm not angry?
You're not seeing me angry.
Yeah, because you're talking over him.
You can't shut the fuck up when he's talking.
Yeah, you're getting angry.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Now I'm going to say something.
Chris, Chris, Chris, Joe.
Chris, Joe.
I mean, all I'm simply saying is that the definition of prostitution is exchange of sexual favors.
Oh, I couldn't hear his fat ass.
Oh, yeah?
I mean look I mean that is clear as day the The practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity is something for payment.
Gotcha, bitch!
I already said what I said multiple times.
That's what it is.
And that's fine.
If that's what you call it, that's what you call it.
That's your thoughts.
I'm not insulting you for doing what you do.
No, I'm saying that's your thoughts.
Everybody's different, period.
It's not a thought.
That's y'all's thoughts.
Period.
You feel me?
Yes, it's on there.
Okay, but that's what y'all think.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on.
Let me just explain.
Are you aware of, like, there are things that are just objectively true?
Okay, I'm not saying that is what it is on the screen.
I don't give a fuck.
I do porn, so it's not like that to me or any other porn girl.
So that's what y'all's thoughts are.
That's what's with you guys, but I really don't give a fuck.
And that's fine, but you do understand that a fact is a fact, right?
Okay, that's cool.
So what I think is irrelevant, I'm just stating the truth.
Well, I'm just telling y'all.
Period.
Okay, and I'm just telling you the truth.
Okay, and I'm just telling you the truth.
Okay, what is the truth that you're saying?
How I feel.
I'm telling you how I feel.
How you feel is true.
I don't care what the fuck is true.
It's on the fucking screen.
Period.
Yeah, this is an example of...
I do porn, and I get paid.
What the fucking do?
So by definition, you're a prostitute.
Okay, if that's what you call it, then yeah.
So by definition, that's by definition what it is.
I don't know why we keep repeating ourselves.
I do porn, yes.
Can I have enough drinks?
Okay.
Me too.
I'm just saying what it is.
I do porn and I get paid for doing porn.
That's great.
Period.
So by definition, you're a prostitute and that's fine.
Yeah, that's what you're saying, yeah, I guess.
That's not what I'm saying.
This is what it is.
Okay, I don't give a fuck because porn to me is not a prostitute to me.
It's a concert creator.
I don't get that.
I still am not going to understand that.
Period.
That made no sense to me.
But once again, that's with y'all.
Wait a minute.
Content creator?
Yes, I'm a content creator.
What the fuck do you mean?
I think we lost the definition of what words actually mean.
When you scroll on porn, what do you think all these girls and men got?
And I'm a professional drinker.
That's a real thing.
Like, what?
It actually isn't.
A thing.
That's just alcoholic.
And he admits that he's an alcoholic.
He's an alcoholic.
Sometimes.
Yeah, so like I said, you're getting angry about me just saying what it is.
You said earlier, right?
Four of you agreed to this, by the way.
Would you rather have sex for money or for free?
And four of you said for money, by definition, that makes you a prostitute.
Well, I don't care.
I really don't get fucked, honestly.
Because the person I fucked, even if I don't fuck him, he's still going to pay my bills, so it doesn't matter.
That's fine.
He's still going to send me money, so it doesn't matter.
Because I'm still going to fuck him for money.
She got it made.
You're rethinking your answer now, huh?
I'm not no fucking prostitute.
Well, you answered it.
You agreed to it earlier.
I don't give a fuck.
You agreed to it earlier.
That's what they want to call it.
Okay, but yeah.
And one thing I don't do is just like...
It's a mic, please.
Fuck one nigga for money.
That's it.
All right, so you prostituted yourself one time.
Yep, exactly.
Perfect.
Might as well call him my husband.
Because he pay all the bills.
The other ones don't do shit, but sit on my phone.
I would say he's more of a John.
Might as well be my husband.
John Doe.
Like I said.
You said that you don't care about him.
Oh, I definitely care about him.
For money, right?
Would you continue to talk to him if he didn't give you money?
Oh yeah, of course.
Nope.
That's nice.
Oh yeah, sure.
We've met each other eight years, of course.
That's nice.
Oh, eight years.
That's a long time.
I'll fuck him for free with no money now.
So let's call him and say, babe, stop sending me money.
Huh?
Let's call him and say, you know what, babe?
I thought about this so much.
Don't send me my money, babe.
Bring me my phone.
Bring me my phone right now.
Deadass.
She's sweating.
Bring my phone.
Bring my phone.
Bring my phone right now.
You know what's interesting?
Here's the red little case.
Bring it.
You know what's interesting?
These girls were so proud earlier about saying, I got these tricks on me, blah, blah, blah.
As soon as I actually define what that is, this is prostitution.
She gets all angry.
She's willing to let go of it.
She changes her mind.
She stays silent the whole time.
Isn't it interesting?
When I hold up a mirror and show them what they are, everything changes.
Isn't that fantastic?
If you tell me, it's going to be wrong.
Whatever you tell me is going to be right.
The color could be blue, and I'm going to say it's orange, and I'm going to say I'm right.
I mean, she's admitting that she's nice.
I'm admitting to that, yes.
Yes, you keep asking me if I understand.
Yes, I understand.
No, no, no.
I wouldn't finish the question.
You do understand that that is stupid, right?
Okay.
Yeah, she knows.
I'm delusional.
Yep.
You're a grown adult with two children, and you think it's okay to be delusional?
Everybody's delusional.
No, you are.
How so?
How's everyone delusional?
Everybody's delusional in a little sense.
You think so?
Yes.
Well, I get what you're trying to say, but you are just over the top.
Okay, I get what you're saying, but you're kind of over the top.
Do you believe in star signs?
Yeah, I'm like very extra, yeah.
Do you believe in star signs?
Like astrology and stuff?
Sagittarius.
Zodiac signs?
You do?
You believe in that stuff?
I'm a Leo, yes.
Oh, fantastic.
Okay, do you keep up with celebrities and what Kim Kardashian is doing or anything like that?
Do you listen to hip-hop?
What kind of music do you listen to?
I listen to everything except for country.
Do you keep up with these artists, like what they're doing and stuff?
Did you keep up with the Kendrick and Drake thing?
Oh, hell yeah.
Sure, okay.
Hell yeah, man.
Team Kendrick.
Yeah, team Kendrick, man.
Drake is canceled.
They're not like us.
They ain't like us.
Trust me, bro.
They're not like us.
Yeah, they did a study recently and they found that people that believe in astrology and keep up with celebrities have lower IQ and tend to be narcissists.
She knows.
She is.
Damn.
I knew where that was going.
Thank you.
Because you do have some narcissistic traits.
I'll take that.
The need to be right, not understanding when your logic doesn't make sense, saying that that person's wrong, not seeing the world objectively, thinking everyone is kind of like you, like, well, everyone's a little delusional, right?
It's like, not really, because a lot of people can't afford to be delusional.
I mean, I understand what real is real and what fake is fake, but at the end of the day, like, what I think is delusional is what I think, and it's not going nowhere.
So you just contradicted yourself.
She's laughing in pain right now.
That's pain laughing right now.
Do you take antidepressants?
Yeah, we can.
This panel is crazy.
Y'all are fucked up, man.
You're cool.
You know what it is though?
Y'all feeling want a phone call?
No, we haven't.
And then you're making my statement.
We'll have her call.
We'll have her call.
Yeah, I'll read these chats.
I don't know.
This shit is crazy.
It's Siege Black Panther.
Women around 1900s were having kids to build families.
But after watching Y2K, some women are having kids only to grab child support and live off the government.
It ain't about building families, it's about money for them.
Question for the ladies.
Are most women just having kids to try to grab child support?
No, it's not worth the child support.
Hold on.
I wanted a family.
Let me tell you, I got two kids.
My first one, I'm not even going to lie.
I took care of him myself.
He's eight.
His dad paid $45 a month.
Guess what I do with that?
Put it in a cough of gas.
I take care of my son myself.
That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
$45 a month.
Exactly.
What is that?
Wipe my ass with that.
Exactly.
He ain't doing nothing.
I ain't doing it for no money.
Why'd you have a kid with him?
I had him at 16.
I just wanted a child, so I did it.
Period.
And now my daughter's three and I wanted a child again.
And her daddy, he do what he do.
Period.
Take care of both his kids.
Okay.
Did you know that a majority of criminals, drug dealers, degenerates, rapists, criminals, like the worst kinds of people, they come from single mother households?
No.
School shooters?
Murderers?
No, that's a lie because...
Well, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Do you know the facts?
I'm a felon, so...
And my mom and dad ain't together.
That ain't true!
So you're a part of the statistic too.
But that ain't true!
And by the way, child support is for kids, not for you.
That's for the kids.
My son is like, oh, well, I'll take him to school, the gas and the car.
What you talking about?
And I'll buy everything else.
His haircuts, his clothes, his shoes, everything I do.
What you mean?
The $45 I can use that.
Pay for a shelter.
That's for me.
I can use that.
PS5, switch.
Yeah, so for the single mother's here, did you guys know that?
That being a single mom significantly increases the likelihood that your kid's going to be a fuck-up in society?
Oh, um...
No.
I mean, that's not true.
That's not true if you have a father figure there or somebody replacing that missing piece.
Not really.
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, if...
Is there a problem?
Keep taking your headphones off?
Yeah, here's my ear.
They can turn the volume down for you.
We'll turn it down for you.
It's not there.
It's my earring.
Okay.
I guess put it on your head and move it over your earring or something?
something i don't know yo Bro, why you made a face?
Who raised you?
You.
Me?
What?
Anyway, like I was saying, yeah, statistically speaking, kids that come from single-mother households fare worse than kids that come from two-parent households.
If that's how you feel, okay.
It's not how we feel, it's the facts.
Ladies, are you aware of the things that I'm telling you aren't necessarily how I feel, it's just the truth.
I'm telling you from a statistical standpoint that it's objectively true that this is just what it is?
I mean, I feel like the tongue is a powerful thing, so whatever you say, it becomes true.
Just saying, so I'm not agreeing with that.
If I say one plus one is three, is it true?
No.
What if I speak with the tongue, does it make it true?
No, because you could be speaking from your mind without moving your mouth.
What's going on right now, bro?
Same logic.
If it's a fact and it's true...
I don't think so.
Well, I think at this point we've understood the IQ level of the panel here.
Have any of you done an IQ test before?
Hey, don't put us all together.
What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah, what's your thoughts on this discussion?
What do you think about this whole discussion?
Because I've seen you that you're kind of like, what the fuck, too?
Because I deal with this on a daily basis.
Oh, she is substitute teacher.
True.
No, in other words, she deals with fucking children.
Oh.
Yeah.
She deals with children.
And so it's like, at this point, it's like, everyone thinks that they're right in their own perspective.
And they're not going to understand, no matter what way you tell them, they're not going to understand.
It's like, it's a waste of time.
It's like you're wasting your time.
Right, glad she knows.
And I'm not trying to be mean or anything, because, like, trust me, I've gone at her to have her understand what I try to tell her.
Because, like, we fought for a whole, like, two days because she didn't understand dog years and human years.
Oh, my God.
So, like, she thinks, like, dog years is, like, human years, and then human years is, like, dog years.
Don't expose me right now, what we talked about.
So it's like she doesn't...
I've learned that a lot of people...
Alright, so your sister's hard-headed.
What about the rest of the girls on the panel?
What are your thoughts on that?
Oh, you think that they're all like that?
Not all of them, because I'm not hearing every single one of them speak.
But the ones that are speaking out the most...
Dog ears and human ears!
Get it right!
Would you agree that if...
Someone tells you something that's factually true, and then your response is, well, that's just how you feel.
Wouldn't that be a ridiculous statement to say back to someone telling you the truth?
Yes.
Can you stop tapping your fingers on the table?
Because they can hear it.
So it has to have some type of facts to back that up.
And them feeling what they feel is not factual, it is emotional.
Damn, that was some real shit.
That's very true.
Some nigga smashed you, man.
Come on.
She's insulting you.
It's okay.
I know.
She insults me.
I insult her.
I'm right.
She's right.
It's that way.
You do understand that if you guys are having an argument and one of you is right by definition, other person is wrong.
You're right.
So you just agreed to being wrong.
Maybe probably the first time in your life by snapping your fingers like that.
It's not the first time.
No, she thinks as long as she thinks that everyone is right, she's right.
So then she doesn't have to fight about it more.
Okay, I'm thinking of that.
I've learned to just...
Next question.
You're supposed to be the sister.
Hold up.
Quiet.
Might have the Uber home.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, Chris got that.
I'm just kidding.
You know what, man?
I don't think women should vote at all.
I used to say they should get 50% of the vote, now I don't think they should be able to vote at all.
You just took that whole thing away from him.
I'm not gonna lie, I actually agree.
You know what, talk to Trump man.
He got put in a box and he got convicted of all 34.
I was gonna vote, but I'm gonna vote.
Yeah.
Somebody was saying something about voting?
Sorry.
And I'm black.
I said I agree.
I don't think women should vote because why?
You agree?
What are you voting for?
Who?
What are they doing?
I'm just a girl.
Do we know them?
It's the men that be in office.
Did Hillary ever get elected?
No.
They should not be voting.
I think women should vote if they want to vote.
That is true.
Yeah, if we want to, a free will.
If you want to vote, vote.
If you're not a family, you can vote.
Here's the thing, man, unfortunately.
So you guys don't know this, but we've interviewed over 3,000 girls on this show.
And a lot of them have similar worldviews to you guys on the panel.
I'm not wrong.
Prostitution is not this, even though you have it on the screen.
And what I've come to realize with a majority of young women, especially attractive ones, is you guys are You guys are fucking dumb, if I'm going to be honest.
You guys just aren't intelligent.
And I think for someone...
That's how you feel.
Right, exactly.
I could objectively say now at this point...
That one is not a fact.
That one is just how you personally feel.
That's how you feel.
Exactly.
Because if we weren't talking about what we're talking about right now, all of us would probably be intelligent in our own ways.
Exactly.
And you would probably be attracted.
Exactly.
Really.
Just saying.
Alright, name three countries.
We'll start here.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
That's how you feel, man.
Yeah, that's how you feel, man.
Yeah.
You know what?
Actually, since you're the one that said we're intelligent on our own ways, name three countries.
Go ahead.
You go first.
You can start first.
Three countries.
Three countries.
We have the United States of America.
Oh my bad, I forgot to say this.
You can't name the United States, Canada, or Mexico.
Okay.
Colombia.
Okay.
Tokyo.
Okay.
One more.
And Italy.
Oh my God.
Europe.
Sorry.
Europe.
Europe.
That's the continent.
That's the continent.
We're intelligent in our own way.
Okay.
Who's up next?
Oh, go ahead.
Three countries.
I barely even graduated.
Australia.
China.
And the United Kingdom.
Period!
And that's on the one that doesn't know nothing.
You don't know any?
I don't know.
There's Dubai in there?
Two more.
- Japan. - Okay. - Okay. - Um...
I was rolling on the floor.
Dominican Republic?
Okay, alright.
What?
Dubai is a city in that area.
And Tokyo is a city in Japan.
R-O-F-L. I'm sorry, what was that?
I said you should have told me no when I first said it.
Why would we do that?
Why would we do that?
We wanted to see if you would know, yeah.
I never said that.
You're talking to us like you are.
That's what she said.
Challenge you the definition of prostitution and shit.
She doesn't speak for me.
You know...
Okay, what about you?
Three countries, you got this, because you also said that.
Guyana.
Okay, Guyana?
Uh-huh.
Two more.
Sure.
Two more.
Got it.
Where you want to travel to?
Russia.
Okay.
Sure.
And, um, Ukraine?
Yeah.
It's okay.
We'll give it to her, though.
Yeah.
We'll give it to her.
In about a month, it's going to be...
In about a month, it's going to be...
Just like you said.
Oh, she knows.
Oh, I know.
I'll watch news, baby.
Trust me, I know.
Who's winning the war, then?
Who's winning?
Oh, yeah.
Once China get in with Russia, we over.
Who's we?
I'm not gonna lie.
That was pretty prophetic.
Even though I don't think that's what she means to say, but that's pretty...
But y'all know what I meant, though.
Yeah.
U.S. We is U.S. How about that?
We is U.S. We as us, dude.
I love it.
Yeah, we as us.
What was that answer?
We won't know.
Just watch it.
Well, I think she means in the future if it does happen, but it will happen.
That's not what she means, bro.
I asked her who's in the war and she literally said that response.
Ukraine, Russia, China.
I was trying to get with Russia.
It's over.
I was like, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
You mean to just, well, you mean to, and Ukraine, or you mean like domination of the world?
What do you mean?
Wait.
Domination of the world?
Because China said if Ukraine messes with Russia, they was going to get the U.S. and Ukraine.
So what are you talking about?
I told Pixie before.
Huh?
They already launched their first bomb 24 hours ago.
Bro, if she want to leave, I don't know why you're sitting here talking to her, bro.
If she want to leave, just get out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You gotta...
No, just get up and get out of here.
Just leave.
You're not gonna get up and be like...
Just leave, bro.
Just leave.
Just go straight to the left elevator right there.
Where you living, Broward?
No, Miami.
I could drop you off if you want to stay.
Because I live in Coral Springs.
Oh, we right there.
If you do want to stay.
I'll drop you off just in case you want to.
She's out, bro.
She's out.
You get up and you disrespect the podcast like that, just get out of here.
That's nice to see you, by the way.
Thank you.
man.
Can I sit in the middle?
Fucking entitled.
I hate this little corner.
Titled ass girls, man.
Fuck out of here.
Can we have one of the girls, Audrey, can you help them out, please?
Yeah.
Can she, she's here, she's here.
She wants to move over.
She wants to stay here.
Uh, Chris?
Yeah, we're going to fix this show right now with the studio.
Uh, That's hilarious, man.
Yeah, let's read some chats.
You gotta get up and be like, oh, I want to leave.
And then come back and sit down like it's cool.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
The fuck you take this shit, man?
Should I raise a request?
You, can I just leave?
Nigga said no.
The fuck I'm out of here.
Instagram gone.
The fuck I'm out of here.
These girls really be like, bro.
Didn't I tell you doing a show, right?
I said, hey, listen, we're leaving at one o'clock, more or less wrapping up the show.
Any objections?
Y'all said no, right?
Okay.
She can't handle it, bro.
She got triggered.
She wants to leave now.
She can't handle it.
That's what it is.
She out of here, man.
Just get out of here, bro.
It's fine, bro.
Fucking entitled bitches, man.
Every time, bro.
Nigga.
Bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, man.
Why are you mad?
Who's mad?
The comment guy.
That was so mean.
Who's mad?
What?
Oh, you mean the comment?
Oh, the comment?
I'm so angry.
Because they've been watching the show and y'all are retarded.
That's why they're frustrated, bro.
We're just giving them the answers they want.
It's bad.
Bro, if you watch this show back, I encourage some of y'all to go back and watch the show and be like, damn!
What the fuck, man?
And I'm going to be like, yup.
Wait.
I'm just being me.
We're almost done with the country question, right?
Yeah, I don't think we finished the country.
Who didn't do the country?
I think it was you.
You're next.
Me?
Three countries.
France, Nicaragua, Panama.
Okay.
Good job.
What about you?
I will say I'm not good at this, so I might get this wrong.
Germany.
Okay.
Europe.
Okay.
One more.
I believe in you.
You could do this.
South Asia.
I told you I wasn't good though.
I at least got two.
Watch the show.
Watch the Lion King.
This is the top 10 dumbest panels we've had, man.
Top 10 dumbest panels.
No, sorry girls.
America does not focus on geography.
They don't.
They really don't.
I don't know what there is.
Maybe you should, though.
You know, maybe instead of scrolling on TikTok and looking at stupid bitches dance or retarded content on YouTube or whatever, you can watch, like, a National Geographic.
But what did you do?
Did you learn that at work?
You can, like, learn and be, like, worldly and understand how the world works and, like, learn history and a bunch of things.
But it really don't work like that.
It's just what they want us to think.
Think about this.
If the market ends, where do you go?
Here's the thing, nobody knows that exactly, so everybody just gotta be quiet.
But if it happens, you gotta leave somewhere, right?
So you should know where to go.
That's true.
Garrett, you're saying it's true, where are you gonna go?
Right, exactly, where are you going?
You should know a bucket plan to go somewhere else.
We should be learning this.
Two passports, think about this.
But here's the thing, when it's like that...
Wait, two passports ain't gonna make me transfer...
You gotta plan a plane ticket.
You gotta book a plane ticket.
He did not say states.
Yes, he did.
Most of these girls flew off.
Did you not hear what she just said?
Did you not hear what the hell she just said?
She's trying to go to Mars.
She said, having two passports won't mean I can transfer the plan.
Wait, what?
Humanity.
Humanity.
Save us.
Elon is in that part, man.
Save us.
Elon is in that part, man.
Yeah.
I don't know that part out there.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be very fucking blunt about this shit, man.
I don't know if you guys have caught on, but every single girl on this panel is pretty average.
Some of them have some tricks.
Some of them are dumb as rocks, and they're still able to get guys to spend money on them, and they're able to live a certain lifestyle.
Period.
Meanwhile, you motherfuckers gotta make money, get in the gym, become the best version of yourself.
If you got average chicks out here that are finessa niggas, right?
Out of their hard-earned scam money, or their fucking, you know, whatever they're scamming on, or that other chick...
That had more makeup on than I've seen in a fucking Sephora that got kicked out.
Right?
These girls are out here running circles on most guys.
Bro, you gotta fucking become the best version of yourself, bro.
Like, there's no way around it.
You cannot be a man in 2024 and make it through life on some dumb shit.
You can't be a retard.
Only girls can get by on being idiots.
No offense, ladies.
But this is literally a study sample that you can be an absolute fucking moron.
But if your titties are big enough, you can make it through life, bro.
These girls have niggas paying the money.
That's true.
Isn't that crazy?
And you know the worst part?
What?
They don't understand.
When they get older, they're done for.
What bitch is a prostitute and didn't know it?
That's a lie.
What?
That's why you'd be undercover.
I just suck dick for a living with money.
You said suck my dick and she said, where's the money at?
Yeah, I love it.
I love it.
I I'm always gonna be sexy.
I'm 26 and I look 16, baby.
Imagine.
No, you had the kid at 16.
Bro, but for the guys...
We're fucking doomed, bro.
No, no, we are.
We're fucking doomed.
Human America.
Society's doomed.
They're doomed.
Yeah.
Fucking doomed.
Like, bro, y'all not see?
Like, literally, please watch the show back and you guys are gonna hear the stupidity and be like, holy fuck.
I hear it now.
Watch it with your man.
He'll tell you.
Hopefully he tells you.
Hopefully he tells you.
I'll still eat your ass.
That's what he's gonna say.
He has to.
He said that earlier to her.
Oh yeah, you're right.
He wants to.
I just never let him.
Take a shit and then let me your ass.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Yo, girls live life on easy mode, bro.
Mommy?
To come here?
She said she has 17 niggas paying her money.
No offense, you are very average.
You're below average.
No, go ahead.
I am not all that.
I will admit to that.
You're below all that.
You're not even that.
I'm not even a fart.
I'm not even a fart.
She has 17 niggas paying her money.
Compared to all these other girls in Miami, I'm not.
I'm not the fart.
What does it also say about you guys?
Right!
Probably the ones paying for coochies!
But why?
Why are you guys paying these women for the coochies?
You mean us or men in general?
Men in general?
Would y'all pay for coochie?
No.
They're absolute idiots.
They're absolute idiots.
And here's the difference.
See, like with men, if I go into a room of guys and I'm like, most men are fucking losers and fat pieces of shit, they're going to say, I agree with you.
But if I say, most of y'all are fucking retards, well, we're smart in a way.
How dare you?
And you say Tokyo.
Like, bruh.
How dare you?
Honestly, paying for boxes at L, but at the same time, like, the culture is, that's what girls do.
And let's say, for example, we smash for free, they're like, oh, uh, Papi, I gotta pay some bills after this.
And you still pay.
Okay, cool.
People also think that you're in neighborhood.
We're not, but here's the thing, most guys do pay for sex, though.
Yes.
Especially Miami.
You know they can't get you, that's why they paying.
No, because y'all know it as fuck, man.
So just pay for it and fuck, and y'all leave, man.
Right, exactly.
See, that's why most men pay.
You know, I can see why niggas pay now.
Some guys pay so you can leave.
So, I mean, on some level, I get why they do it.
I'm mad at them.
Yeah, I'm not even mad at them, bro.
Yeah, I ain't mad at you at all, bro.
Because some of y'all are delusional to think that niggas talk to me just to talk to me.
I got a wife, but I'm going to pay for you because I want you.
Exactly.
All the girls here, a bunch of them were like, oh yeah, they just pay to talk to me.
And I was like...
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You don't pay to talk to you.
Come on, man.
I can't even name three countries.
I can.
I can.
Hold on.
I did.
We just saw in the news Trump paid for her to leave and she didn't really leave.
She waited and then talked some shit about him.
So it don't work.
I don't know, man.
To take your point, yes, those guys that pay for sex, I mean, I could see why they do it, but it's an L, because it enables the bad behavior.
And then you get entitled bitches like the girl that was here earlier.
Like, bro, she's 18.
That's the crazy part.
She's already a whore.
Wait, she's 18?
But hold on.
Yeah!
You know the worst part?
Yeah!
You know the worst part, right?
I was 18 again.
She's already a whore.
I didn't even know, man.
Bro, I would have roasted ass so hard, bro.
But if she has a real man...
Life's over.
Hold on.
Even harder.
Let's say she gets a man in her life, right?
She was getting paid for a box.
You know what's gonna happen?
She gets a DM from, you know, somebody that we may know or somebody like that.
He says, you know what?
I'll pay you 5K. Can we stop talking about my friend?
Thank you.
Next.
Girl, who's show is this?
It's an example.
She was on the panel, man.
Who shows this, man?
She ain't even here now.
It's an example he's saying right now, all right?
It's an example.
It's our show, just when we're talking.
If you don't like it, bro, you're free to get up and leave at any time.
I didn't say it the whole time, so y'all continue.
I don't give a fuck.
If you don't like it, leave.
I just said I'm finna sit here.
Yeah, you can sit here and shut the fuck up.
Yo, you can tell some of these chicks have never had a dude tell them to shut the fuck up.
Y'all talk back and have this attitude and all this crazy shit.
Bro, dude never put you in your places.
Y'all crazy.
You guys have dated a bunch of bitches.
It's very obvious.
And you wonder why I'm staying quiet.
Bums and bitches and all this other shit.
It's like, holy fuck.
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, if my girl ever told me, I'm an alpha, I'd be like, shut the fuck up.
Like, what the hell are you talking about?
You're an alpha.
You're an idiot.
Alpha Widow.
Alpha Widow.
Like, y'all crazy, man.
Alpha Widow.
Like, if a girl walked around and said, I'm an alpha, like, bro, what the fuck?
Choke equals in jail, baby.
Nah, man.
Too late, man.
Too late, man.
Y'all crazy, bro.
Jail what?
What I showed you earlier?
Oh, what'd you want to show?
Go ahead.
No.
- No.
- No.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Control it to me.
- The battery?
- Go ahead, yeah.
- Touch her strike?
- Yeah.
- She said she was there.
- And actually, since we wanna talk about it.
- Is that your baby daddy?
No, I actually beat up the drug addict's ass.
That guy that didn't have time for you?
No, it's a build-a-bitch.
Anyways, it's a build-a-bitch, a transgender, a tranny.
No, that's a hate crime.
Sorry.
Anyways, sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
Anyways, so since we're talking about that, the state of Florida actually...
Charged you with a hate crime?
No, they actually dismissed my crimes, and they were supposed to get me off of my crimes, and they said that they accidentally did that, so now I'm dealing with that now.
So it's...
Yeah.
No, it's actually true.
Go ahead, Brooke.
Go ahead.
That didn't make sense.
It's so stupid.
I don't know what she's saying.
They said they were going to dismiss your case.
They accidentally dismissed my case.
What?
And then they recharged me.
And it's actually not the first time they've done it.
You can fight that, girl.
Thank you.
I'm not even joking.
I want to take advice from her.
She's a convicted felon, so it didn't work when she fought it.
So wait.
Accusations!
So the battery charge got dismissed because I was felt not guilty.
The resisting arrest, that's what I went...
What the charge for and they were gonna put me into a conventional program so that I will get that released off of my background, but they accidentally...
So you pled guilty to the resisting arrest?
No, I pleaded non-contestant.
No contender, okay.
No contender, yeah.
Okay.
Potato, potato.
That's basically it.
And so they accidentally dismissed my case and then when I went to go do some things for my life that I'm making big moves on, they got that flagged and now I am back onto probation.
So yeah.
You should have got a good lawyer.
I'm still working on that.
That just barely happened last week.
So you got convicted then, if you're on probation?
No.
Not yet.
No.
Wait, is your case still going on?
No.
No.
Oh, well, you're convicted, baby.
No.
They just turned it back on.
Oh, they turned it back on?
Yeah, they turned it back on.
Like a light switch?
Thank you.
Yes, they turned it on like a light switch, I swear to God.
So listen, my mom, my mom, and I swear, if you're listening on the chat, you can type in on the chat so they can know I'm not lying.
If you're on probation, that means you're on probation for a case that was adjudicated.
No.
But she said they just opened it back up.
They just barely opened it back up.
Exactly, so she's not.
The state's problem.
So the state is dealing with it to be able to drop it because they accidentally dismissed my case, which was not supposed to happen.
If you're on probation.
I was.
I was.
I was on probation.
You were never on probation.
You were on pre-trial release.
Oh, so she's not convicted.
So you're on bond.
Yes.
I'm back.
On bond.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's a completely different thing.
You're not convicted.
Not convicted.
Well, probation and being out on bond are two completely different things.
I never got charged before, so how am I supposed to know?
I've been staying out of trouble my whole life.
You should still know these things.
It's a general judicial process.
You should know these things.
Whether you've been arrested or not.
If I stay out of trouble, I don't need to know nothing.
It doesn't matter if they teach you at school.
They don't teach you a lot of things at school.
You should just be able to learn these things.
Especially when you're putting a criminal case.
You're correct.
You have years on me.
I'm younger than you.
You're correct.
When I was 25, I knew all this.
How was your parents though?
It goes back to parents though.
It goes to not being a fucking moron.
It goes to wanting to learn and become better and understand how the world works around you.
Not if you're in jail the first time and you ain't know who gonna be looking up what happened to go to jail before you even go to jail.
Who gonna be looking that up and thinking about that?
Let's be honest.
Who gonna be like, what happens if I'm going to jail?
What am I supposed to do?
Put that up before it happens.
Are you aware of the fact that there's an entire television genre based on just this?
So that means that it's pretty interesting to a lot of things.
I don't watch TV. That's fine.
But what I'm trying to explain to you is that you're making it seem as if it's like some nebulous thing that no one cares about and no one watches.
I'm telling you that there's an entire industry.
There's an entire industry on this.
It's fairly general knowledge.
It's out there in the pop culture.
Like, you can figure out how the judicial system works.
If you've been arrested before, it behooves you to actually understand this stuff.
I haven't been convicted.
I've never been convicted.
I just told you that.
Okay, so as soon as you got arrested, you should have, like, done some Googling.
Okay, why'd I get charged with it?
What, you're arrested?
She can figure it out after the fact because she just clearly said she was out on bond.
She clearly just said she was out on bond, right?
Oh, okay, that's different.
So that's why I pleaded non-contingent and I went for the contingency program so I can get it released off of my background.
What?
It's always going to be in your background.
No, it's not.
That's a lie.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
If you don't get it convicted, no, it's not.
Thank you.
I'm sponging.
Can't you sponge?
You can expunge if you were convicted.
If you were convicted.
Okay.
When you got arrested, did they fingerprint roll you?
Yeah.
If I remember correctly, yeah.
They did.
They took a mugshot, correct?
Clearly.
Okay, they did.
Oh, y'all got that.
Are you aware of the fact that as soon as they fingerprint roll you, it generates something called an FBI number and that's put into a database called NCIC and that can be looked at by any law enforcement agency or any background check.
Yes, I have a security license.
Yes, I know.
Of course.
So then what are you talking about?
It's expunged.
It was.
I got placed on a program so that I can get it expunged.
News flash.
It's not expunged.
I'm telling you right now.
Did I say that it was?
I didn't say it was.
I said I just was placed on a program so that I can get it expunged.
It's not going to get expunged.
That's all a lie.
It's a fucking lie.
Well, then that's the state.
Then tell that the state of Florida.
He's the working law enforcement.
Yeah, bro.
Like, what the fuck are you guys talking about?
And that doesn't even make sense then.
Yeah, they tell you that to make you feel better, but the reality is anyone...
So the reality is...
So how am I supposed to know?
I'm telling you when they're arguing with me.
- Because we didn't know. - I'm supposed to know this going on. - Because the government doesn't tell us that.
- He's telling you.
- I'm fucking telling you.
- So now we know.
Even if I didn't tell you.
Bro, this is all a fact, and you can look it up.
When you get arrested, they roll your fingerprint.
When they roll your fingerprint, it generates something called an FBI number.
They put that into a fucking database called NCIC, and that's maintained by the FBI. Every police department in the United States has to go ahead and submit their fingerprints in there.
So if someone runs your last name and your first name and your date of birth, guess what?
That FBI number's coming back with a Florida ID number.
With that, arrest the battery right there, and they can pull...
At any time, it's never fucking expunged.
Congratulations.
Now you fucking know.
Gotcha, bitch!
Holy shit.
And you guys are over here trying to argue with me about...
Shut the fuck up and listen.
Then you'll know.
Especially when someone is more intelligent than you telling you how this shit works.
Right.
Thank you, Mr.
Officer in this podcast.
No, you're not.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Thank you for the knowledge, no sarcasm.
Holy fuck, man.
Like, I don't need your fucking sarcasm, man.
No, it's not sarcastic.
Thank you.
It's real.
You just taught me something new.
No, it is sarcasm, and that's the fucking problem.
If y'all, like, weren't so sarcastic and smart-ass, you'd actually be smart when someone's telling you what it is.
But it's not being very smart.
All right, girls.
You are.
You gotta get the last word in.
Sorry.
Of course.
Man, y'all are retarded, man.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, these hood bitches, man.
Like, yo, they gotta get the last word in every time.
They can't just shut up.
They can't just shut up.
Like, yo, this is what it is.
Okay, well.
It's really sad, but...
They do this dumb shit, bro.
It's like, oh, then y'all wonder why niggas don't fuck with y'all.
Like, goddamn!
You wonder why you're single?
You wonder why people don't want to fucking take you on dates?
They want to pay you the fucking shit?
Like, and they just want you to leave?
Like, yo, you girls don't get it.
Like, yo, if someone is clearly more intelligent than you and tells you how things go, be quiet while I'm speaking, if someone who's more intelligent than you tells you something and it's like, this is how it goes, and you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about, shut the fuck up and listen, that's the problem.
I want to talk.
That's what your mom said to you.
While I'm talking, what'd you say?
That's what my mom said to what?
To you?
No, she has mom jokes.
Oh, so mature.
She said shut the fuck up.
No, my mom used to shut up when my dad was speaking.
That's why I was still together.
I'm talking about you, not your dad and your mom.
Yeah, and I would shut up when my mom was speaking because she was older and we had more wisdom.
Not me.
When she wrong, though, I'm not shutting up.
Yo, get the fuck up out of here, bro.
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
These hair hat hooligans coming in here, bro.
Coming in here saying this other shit, bro.
Alright, just go downstairs then, man.
I'm not waiting downstairs.
I want to leave.
I live in Coral Springs.
Alright, then leave.
Nobody's holding you back, man.
Go back to Coral Springs.
I'm like, who's the fuck, man?
Thank you.
Y'all got mad?
Because your mama told you to shut the fuck up?
No, my mom did it, man.
Thank you, guys.
Alright, man.
Just whatever.
Nah, whatever.
This is crazy.
Holy shit, bro.
Oh shit, man.
It's always like, let me get the last word.
Bro, that's the black woman thing, man.
They gotta get the last word, man.
Not all black women, though.
A lot of y'all, man.
Don't say y'all.
My mama taught me, right?
Okay, well, congratulations.
But a majority of y'all are fucking retarded.
Not all, but a majority are definitely retarded.
I got my ass beat, so I know when to shut up.
And this is why black women do the worst on dating apps.
That's why they get the lowest marriage rates, highest divorce rates.
Just the L all around, bro.
Because dumb shit like that, wearing wigs and wanting to get the last word in.
It's L! It's a fucking L, man.
Okay, what do we got here?
Chris.
Chris, what the fuck, man?
Listen.
That's why he was here at the very beginning.
Yeah, these girls knew me, right?
Nigga.
And you know what it is, though, right?
They're friends, right?
So if they're friends, they're going to feed off each other, you know what I'm saying?
So they have three sets of friends.
I mean, actually two.
So that's why they're bold and they talking shit.
Because they know, girl, back me up!
Because they say some stupid shit and they enable each other's stupid shit.
Simple as that.
All right, Chris.
Chris, I don't got the same patience for hood girls that you do, bro.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You got to cut this back, man.
You got to give us some white girls or some shit.
This is crazy.
I mean, just one panel.
Man, you don't give a fuck because you don't got to deal with this bullshit, man.
Nigga, one panel a month is fine.
Huh?
One panel a month is fine, bro.
Man, where are these chicks for Tommy, nigga?
Bro, these guys who?
Fuck them, though.
I'm talking about where are these girls from town?
I don't know, bro.
I can't vet them out through Instagram, man.
They just show up and talk shit, bro.
All right.
First, you can read these chats while I get some water because I'm fucking...
Chris found these ton of girls at the Hennessy store because they're all slow.
I can't think straight.
Anyway, W. Chris, W. Myron, W. Walter, W. Mel, W. Bills.
What the fuck?
Fresh Update says, think about this.
We need a Zerker and Fresh collab.
He's in Miami soon.
Think about this, nigga.
What the fuck?
Oh, wait.
No, hell no.
You have a black ass avatar.
You are black as hell.
I am black.
If you're a man who chooses a girl over your purpose and growth, you shall proceed to lose both.
Ooh, bars.
If her name is not bag, my kings, you shall not chase that hag.
When you chase excellence, women will always be available.
But when you chase women, they will always become your problem.
When you chase, repels, we attract stays.
Okay?
With the rhymes.
Glick says, Gentlemen, pay close attention.
This is a perfect example of why you need to get your money up and leave these struggles behind.
Also, invest in dog and cat food.
Chewy.
Alright.
Holy shit, these bitches are retarded.
Type your shit to the streets, Frank Castle.
Okay?
Wolf Angel says, Sup, teacher.
Do the exact opposite of whatever the rest of the theory of fours do.
Sure.
Okay.
Hopefully she does.
Take action.
Yeah, do the opposite of whatever your sister does.
Yeah, please.
She always has.
Thank God.
Bro, these girls are like...
You got a future, then.
...act like this shit, but they ain't really got shit going on for them.
All here is cope, cope, and more fucking cope.
Flex them with nothing.
Cump dumps their brains.
Harlem Breadpill says, Rates from Fresh to Myron.
Lampshade Head, negative two.
Meg Griffin on the right, three.
Doll Store Alicia Keys, four.
Miss Piggy, four.
Black Poodle, one.
Shen Yu, four.
Not Shen Yu.
Meg Griffin on the left, three.
Okay.
Well, you know what Shen Yu means?
I don't know what it means.
What does that mean?
Why are you laughing then?
I think it's funny.
Yo, do you want to tell her what it is?
The Chinese in me is leftover woman.
Girls that are 25 or above that are single.
Chief Rucker says, Chief here, Myron.
Did you next to you?
I'll take one for the castle club.
Oh, he wants your contact.
I'm good.
Please don't be retards in any three countries we got down before.
Question for ladies, who has more value in the dating marketplace for finding a wife, a girl of 15 bodies with experience, or a virgin?
They all know the answer to that one.
WBigMo, you had her soaking.
We don't store red lights.
No pennies, though.
What the fuck?
We don't stop early.
Oh, we don't stop.
Okay.
Let's have a great show tonight, fellas.
WMRNW, Walter, Chris Moe, and Bills.
All right, cool.
Is ATM together coming next Monday?
Yes, he is.
How'd you know that, nigga?
Wait.
He probably announced it on our screen or something.
All right, so...
Huh?
What?
I'll figure that out.
Because you never confirmed with me and told me.
I did.
Yes, I did.
We'll do both.
Yes, nigga.
Yes, I did.
Alright, yo, Myron.
These cameras are so clear I can see some of the girls sucking spit flying in that cup.
What the fuck?
Ew.
Alright.
Bro, Chris, need your help.
This man brings us these women and makes After Hours possible for us and we can't even support his Twitch.
We need to do better, man.
W. Chris, L. Ling Ling.
Go support that Twitch.
Okay.
Description.
Bad bitch is a ran through 304 that accepted her nature and now she's confident in her beauty and still getting ran through.
It's a double-edged sword.
Oh, you're talking about the 18-year-old?
Yeah, I heard you, bro.
She's fucked, man.
Yeah.
To have that mindset at 18 years old?
Oh, lord.
That's scary, bro.
Yep.
Are you crazy?
She probably has at least 20 or 30 bodies at least.
Somebody might actually marry her, bro.
Which is the scary part.
They want Mario, man.
No, later on.
The guy she wants will marry her.
Yeah, she's going to have to settle for soccer.
But somebody will, though.
Which is scary.
Yeah, you're right.
The girl in the middle looks like my desk.
I skipped on high school.
Ladies and gentlemen, three unique hobbies you have.
Things like going to the beach aren't hobbies.
Well, she's gone now, but...
Yeah.
Okay.
WCC, WMO, weight loss, W taking the stairs.
All right.
All right.
What else we got?
Okay, one chest eight pack trucker says, ladies, if you can magically get your virginity period back and also get your ideal dream man, but the only stipulation trade-off is you had to give up your social media, would you do it?
Yeah.
Social media is not that important.
Okay.
All of you guys would?
Yeah.
Alright.
You'd give up your Instagram?
Yeah.
That shit is not important.
How long did it take you to realize that though?
Shit, Mars got taken away from me for like a year.
Who?
Your nigga?
Well, I took my, um...
Instagram?
Mm-hmm.
He changed my password and then changed, like, my email and then changed my number so I couldn't even log into it.
Oh my god, my ex did that to me too.
So, like, I just had to deal with it.
Them niggas smart as fuck.
I didn't know you could do that shit.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Wow.
Okay.
It's probably because they were addicted to it.
That's why.
No.
He was just a bitch.
You still fucked him, though.
I did, but he was a bitch.
He still smashed, though.
Then why do you think he deleted it if it wasn't that you were addicted to it?
Because he was insecure about the dudes on my phone.
So you were talking to niggas on your phone?
No.
No, once I got them with a nigga...
So then why did you care?
What?
That he took your Instagram away.
I didn't care.
I never said I cared.
Oh.
He can have it.
I don't give a fuck.
You're calling him a bitch for it, though.
Instead of saying, damn, he did the right thing.
No, he's a bitch because of the shit he did.
Oh, okay.
And what about you?
Your guy took your Instagram, too, right?
Yeah.
Well, no, you said it.
Yeah.
In the middle.
Oh, it was you?
Yeah.
Oh, he took it?
Yeah.
Was it a felon?
Yeah.
Why'd he take it?
Were you addicted to it, too?
Uh, no.
He's just crazy.
Yeah.
I guarantee you he had a reason for taking it.
Were you talking to dudes on there?
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
You weren't talking to dudes on there?
No, and I'm not like big on followers, none of that.
So he's just being crazy.
Yeah.
I don't believe that, but that's fine.
Don't.
Okay.
A lot of you, she said she hasn't had sex in a year.
You claimed you haven't had sex in months.
When's the last time you smashed?
Like two weeks ago, you said?
Yeah.
Yeah, three weeks ago.
Yeah, two or three weeks ago.
This is rough.
And then what about you?
This morning.
Okay, at least someone's keeping it real.
Okay.
Yeah, because girls be lying about that shit, man.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
This morning, I was drunk as fuck.
In the morning.
How are you drunk in the morning?
In the morning.
I was out clubbing.
I was hosting a party.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
You should be studying in school or something.
Scammer nigger is still sending her money.
Yep.
She's scamming him.
Yep.
She's a real scammer.
Okay.
Yo, okay.
Hey, that's the world that we're in, though.
No, this is...
These niggers are stupid.
Very much.
Yeah, they're very stupid.
Oh, she...
Yeah, yeah, she's a king.
She'll give a fuck.
Whatever happened to the part two of the tall, clear, skin, luscious, bearded European man with the 1.6 children to waist ratio?
Does he mean Menno Hasma?
Oh, yeah.
I mean Menno.
It turned into a credit card episode last second.
Oh, Mentalist Part 2.
He wants to know what happened to that episode.
We'll do it soon, bro.
Don't worry.
Oh, okay.
This panel looks intelligent.
Let's test it.
You already...
You already three countries.
Oh, no!
Please stop us!
Yo, that really leaves the crib tonight, bro.
Especially her.
We're smart all the way!
Okay, name three countries.
Tokyo!
Europe!
She was so confident, too.
Sophie!
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Jazz says, the being of fresh existence is here, China.
Oh, man.
Not really.
Do you remember it?
Yes.
These fucking lot lizards are to take the key to your car after an argument.
Holy.
Yeah, that's true.
That's scary, bro.
You call them lot lizards?
Yes.
Sorry, that was funny.
That was funny.
Oh, man.
Byron says, hey, Byron, you got a friend with tourist visa.
Stayed four months and just came back, but was stopped at the airport and was asked if he worked.
Was told he can stay two months and go back.
Will this hurt his renewal?
He had a friend with tourist visa, stayed four months and just came back, but was stopped at the airport.
What I heard is renewal.
If they find out that he's working, it will.
They'll fucking deny his shit.
So, yeah.
Don't come here on a tour if he's on work, man.
Sorry, don't come here on a tour if he's on work.
It's all that you fucking Canadians do when you guys come down here, and then you wonder why you can't come back.
Or you're a fucking chick, you're like an OnlyFans whore, you come down here, do some claps, think it's all fun and dandy, and then they fucking cancel your shit too.
Do these ladies realize that Myron and Fresh have interviewed 3,000 plus girls?
Yeah, they find out.
No.
Like, these men really care for these ladies trying to help them.
Listen to who wants to wealthy...
Man, they don't give a fuck, bro.
You think these girls give a shit about...
It doesn't matter if we're wealthy...
They don't give a fuck, bro.
Like, girls don't listen.
Like...
This is why sometimes like...
No man, we do it for the guys, man.
Yeah, we do it for y'all niggas, bro, because they're not going to change.
They're going to go back and she's going to have her 17 sif.
She's going to tell the scammer he still can't lick her ass.
She's going to continue to be a subteacher.
Like, bro, they're not going to change their lives, man.
What?
Does the teacher have to do with anything?
Hopefully.
I mean, she ain't going to...
She's not going to change and get a guy.
I mean, you're going to change and try to find a guy now?
I mean, if anything, I'm just gonna go change and find myself better.
You're gonna change yourself into pajamas.
True.
Pajamas?
I don't know.
What I've just realized is, like, girls don't really change, like, unless they get, like, a boyfriend that, like, kind of forces the change on them.
And what I mean by force, I don't mean, like, physically.
I mean, as in, like...
His frame is so strong that he will not tolerate her fuckery.
Right?
And she wants to change for him.
Yeah, and she changes for him.
Yeah, you would have to be willingly wanting to change for that person.
I'll be honest with y'all.
I don't listen to women.
I think you guys are retarded most of the time.
So I don't listen to women.
I don't think women should need anything.
I run the shit.
I tell you what it is.
And if you don't like it, then you're fucking single, bitch.
Leave.
That's how it's got to be with you guys.
No offense.
But, like...
You guys watching the show, that's how you gotta be too.
You gotta be like a dictator with these women, man.
You just gotta call it what it is.
Hey, we're doing this.
And if she's like, I don't know, then go home.
Get out of here.
I like hearing them talk.
You're very right.
So I know when to stay away.
That too.
The problem is when I don't hear them talk, I don't know what they're talking about a lot of times.
That's true.
They'll give you opinions and they don't even really believe it.
They'll just like, you know, say dumb shit.
But it feels good though.
Think about this.
For them.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What I've realized is, like, if your frame is strong enough, your girl will basically become a mini-you.
She'll start doing the things you like.
She'll become a sports fan for whatever you like.
She'll fucking find the same hobbies that you find interesting.
That's true.
Like, she'll literally just become a mini-you.
Yeah.
True.
If your frame is strong, which is what you want.
Say the same words.
If it's strong enough.
If it's strong enough, yeah.
Because to be honest with y'all, like, most female hobbies are...
Like, do y'all have hobbies?
20 more?
You guys?
Of course.
Yeah.
Okay, what are your hobbies?
Bruh.
It is a hobby.
That's all I do.
On a day-to-day basis.
That's your employment.
I don't do anything else.
I saw that.
Okay, so you don't have any hobbies.
Fantastic.
What about you?
I like to play soccer.
You play soccer?
Yeah.
I've played soccer since high school.
Ask her.
How often do you play soccer?
Whenever I want.
I don't play on a team.
You don't look like a soccer player at all.
No, you're totally fine.
I used to be the goalie.
So she stands there.
No, it's true.
Just standing there, the balls come to her face.
She shoots the balls in her face, man.
Are we talking about sports?
What about you?
What's your hobby?
So, I love photography, and I cook, and I model, and I like to sew.
You know how to sew?
Yeah.
It's cat, man.
You don't know how to sew, right?
I do.
I know how to do crochet.
Who's all you?
Oh, my grandma.
Can you make me a hair like this?
Maybe.
If it's grandma, maybe.
All right.
What about you?
What's your hobby?
Could I make it?
Probably.
Yeah.
Get the right pattern.
Is that knitting or crochet?
Just crochet.
I was going to say, just crochet.
All right.
What about you?
I go to the gym.
I go to the beach.
I go to the gym.
That could be a hobby.
I go...
I sew, too.
I know how to crochet, too, actually.
Stop the cap!
I am not cap at all.
I literally go to school for this.
And...
What else do I do?
Did you graduate?
No, I'm still going.
I just started last year.
Hopefully.
Back.
I'm still going.
We're doomed.
I guess.
No, we are.
What about you?
I love reading.
Okay.
That's a really good one.
I like read 24-7, like, addiction reading.
What do you read?
Everything.
Romance, mystery.
Oh, nah, never mind.
That's an L. What's the last book you read?
Ew.
Ew.
Wait, I'm...
I'm too a man on the camera.
Is that a spill?
I have a spill on my...
Yeah, we are doomed, bro.
What's the last book you read?
Oh, I don't know.
I read too many.
Dude, she reads like three in like one day.
Yes, I love that.
You read fiction?
They're all fiction?
Fiction, non-fiction, anything I can actually get into.
You should read Myron's book.
I wouldn't deserve less.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's actually a good book.
I mean, if it's a good book.
Don't, don't.
I mean, it is.
You might save her life.
I mean, it was Amazon's, what, bestseller for life?
It was Amazon's bestseller for a very long time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it actually did write a book.
Alright.
It's very thin, though.
Yeah.
It's only 100 pages because women deserve less.
But yeah, it's called Why Women Deserve Less, guys.
In the book, I talk about feminism and how it kind of failed you guys.
So, yeah.
Anyway.
Okay, we've got 20 more chats.
20 more?
Oh, shit.
And then we've got to end it, right?
Yep.
Alright, once you watch you smoke, the rest of the mouth.
Wait, come back.
Let me see that shit.
Alright, so I guess...
I'm sorry.
Yeah, she even left.
Okay.
Chad, y'all put me in pain.
I'm so sorry, but that was so wrong.
I'm on that one, y'all.
I'm so sorry about that one, y'all.
I'm on that one, y'all.
I'm so sorry about that one, y'all.
so that we don't go to Castle Club.
Well, since we lagged, we got y'all.
Do these ladies realize that Mark...
Oh, no, read that one.
Bro, I love FNF, but goddamn, I'm losing brain cells listening to these dumb hoes, nigga.
Y'all stop fucking, man.
The shit I took earlier had a higher IQ than these hoes.
I should know it earlier.
WFreshMatchEppsIt's a Good Change of Pace and, like, Bro said earlier, y'all gotta get her better every step.
Salute.
Oh, getting better.
Law of Distraction.
Okay, shout-out to you, bro.
Thanks, bro.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Shout-out to Myron, the therapist.
You got these bitches self-reflecting, and Chris, stop getting these chicks off the street corner.
What the fuck?
Hey, y'all fucking, man.
Chris, that can't be your excuse every time.
Yeah, it can't be.
Hey, fuck a man!
He's like, I got 17 guys that fuck me.
You're like, what?
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Allegedly.
She claims she hasn't had sex in over a year.
No.
And she has 17 simps is what she says.
Yeah, 17 simps that give me money.
I think she's lying about that.
I haven't had sex.
I think she's probably had sex, like, a couple days ago.
And then I think, um, and then she probably has, like, maybe seven simps, not 17.
That's on y'all, man.
That's my consciousness right there.
Right, right.
That'll be okay, man.
You ain't gonna be fucking in front of her.
You don't want to be judged.
Come on, man.
I'm not dumb.
You know what?
No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
See?
What?
Nothing.
Oh, she getting fucked in front of the sister?
That's crazy.
You've seen your sister get smashed?
I think she has.
Yeah, she has.
Come on.
She definitely has.
Vermont?
Walk the doors.
By my kid's father.
Wow.
Oh, by accident.
Well, that's disturbing.
Oh, no.
No.
I mean, did you walk away?
Yeah!
Wait, by your kid's father?
Yeah.
By your baby daddy.
Yeah, like, by my baby daddy.
Like, I was fucking my baby daddy, and she was right there.
Ooh!
Animal planet.
She was actually, like, in the same bed, but...
Nice.
Oh, okay, that I was sleeping, and I didn't know until later on.
Yeah, imagine what turned on Animal Planet.
Trust me, I... You weren't sleeping, man.
You weren't sleeping.
You have PTSD, F1? Is this the one that beats her?
That nigga?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Oh, look.
Falcon Punch!
Lucky didn't beat your ass.
That's Mo, man.
All right.
After seeing a virgin slept to a teacher not able to name three countries, I grew a minor.
Women should never be able to vote.
I only got one wrong.
I'm actually impressed with myself.
Bro, you said...
I told myself I didn't know.
You were terrible, man.
But y'all gave her the green light for Europe, and I said Europe, so...
Man, you're a teacher, man.
Okay, we got stroked out burnt victim.
Greetings for fresh.
Stroked out burnt victim zero.
Tatted up Michelin man one.
They called you Michelin man.
Wannabes and Day on fentanyl.
Jigsaw with face filler.
You know, I take it as a compliment because people really do say I favor her a bit.
And okay, purr.
Alright.
Purr.
Why do we both say purr?
What does that mean?
Wait, what is purr?
Period.
He called me Big Purr.
Wait, can I say purr correctly?
He called me Big Purr.
Ooh, I'm going to say purr.
It's a woman...
TikTok reference, song reference, it's everything reference.
It's a woman version of...
That's what it means.
It means that is on fleek.
Like a big purr.
No, but it does not have to mean that.
You know what, man?
Then how would you say it?
It's just a word that everybody says now.
The Klan was right about a lot of shit, man.
You know what?
The Klan was right about a lot of shit.
Ay, yi, yi.
All right, you buy yourself a nut.
Hey, no, man.
They're right about a lot of shit, man.
This nigga talk is crazy, bro.
This is fucking wild shit, man.
Like, what the fuck is...
What is this?
Period.
All the shit.
Like, all the degenerate terms...
The butchering of the English language comes from black people, bro.
It's fucking terrible.
Ebonics is retarded.
Anyway, we'll continue on.
Yeah, I fucking said it.
Give me my hood.
Ready to refresh.
Stroked out, burnt...
Oh, where the fuck were we at?
Jigsaw with face.
Filler.
Kevon...
The...
What?
Kat Von D? On heroin.
Oh, they call her Kat Von D. Kat Von D. They say everybody that is successful.
Okay.
They can say I'm off drugs, but...
And then Vermont's serial pedophile.
They called you a pedophile.
I'm a pedophile?
No, you.
Vermont.
Vermont.
Name three countries you've done more.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, bro?
Three legends.
Fresh, Nick, and Top H. Hitler?
Don't put me in that photo, nigga.
It's okay.
You guys can put me in there, man.
Yeah, put my room.
Don't put me in there, bro.
Yes, I am a racist.
Okay.
It's bitches like this that make me want to put women in line.
Wmire, Wfresh, WFNF team.
Yeah, but you gotta put the right one in line, bro.
Listen, man, her syndrome is down, but my money is up.
Oh, shit, brother.
Shut up, you're trying to see him now.
Can we get Catboy Kami on the show?
Maybe for an after-hours, for context, this is it.
Nah, bro.
Who the fuck is that?
That is kind of funny.
How are you going to be 18 and decide to put all your energy into being a complete whore?
And look, less than mid, I hope you come to terms that you look like Rex Ray's only men invest in Chewy WFNF. Bro, she cap it.
She said, oh, this nigga puts $20 bills around the house and then I go find it.
Bitch, then he fucks you after.
Why'd you miss that bitch?
Bro, ain't nobody gonna...
Come on, man.
She thinks we were born yesterday.
I mean, that's kind of weird, though.
I don't lie.
Oh, go find the money.
Yeah, bitch.
Come on, man.
Niggas that do weird shit like that like to do great bitches.
They do.
Like, come on, man.
You told on yourself with that one.
East Jack Hunt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I put $20 bills over here and over here.
She ain't fucking lying, bro.
That nigga fucking that bitch right after.
Someone's on the floor.
Someone's on the bed.
Those are the niggas that do the weird shit.
Pissing on you and stuff.
Those are weird niggas, man.
Dubai.
Port-a-potty.
She capping, man.
Emac James says, FNF, what song can y'all use for the single moms that come on the panel?
So if you're not bumping that...
I don't know, man.
Fuck that bitch-ass nigga, man.
Yeah.
Oh, he's asking for an alternative.
I don't know, man.
We'll figure it out.
This is the one next to Red.
Oh, that was the chick that was on before.
Yeah, she took her wig off.
That's probably how she looked, man.
Yeah, goddamn.
Yo, man.
A girl in right looks like Miss Puff with a BBL. Oh my god.
Bro.
Oh shit.
Girl, I'm going to have nightmares.
Yeah, she did have a lot of makeup on.
I told y'all, man.
I want to see.
Can I get my glasses?
Uh, yeah, sure.
That's fine.
Wait, you can't see?
You haven't been able to see anything?
No.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
So let me get this straight.
You're blind and dumb?
Yeah.
Fuck off.
I'm just being honest, man.
Like, holy...
Bro, that's...
And you're only 20?
I'm pretty and I'm dumb, and I'm actually...
I'm actually not dumb.
I'm actually very intelligent, but y'all are just fucking basing this shit just on fucking men and women and dating and not real life.
I asked you for three countries.
That's pretty real life.
Okay, but fuck.
Like, I don't...
You don't have to be, like, smart in everything.
I'm smart in my ways, and you wanted to say I'm dumb for saying that, but...
Okay, tell me an interesting fact.
Do you know why a gas light comes on in a car?
Okay.
Sure, go ahead.
Tell me.
It's because it's a lie.
Because if your car is giving you a gas light and it's telling you, hey, we're about to run out of gas, and you're still driving and you hit zero miles, that bitch ain't going to stop on you.
So it's really just a form of manipulation.
That's a fun fact.
Wait, what?
It's true.
Tell me you're joking.
It's true.
No, it's dead ass.
because it's happened to me before.
- Alright, my shit happened.
- Yo.
- Yo, yo, yo. - Yo, yo, yo.
- Yo, yo, yo.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo. - Yo, yo, yo. - I think they're gonna be, I can say it!
- Ain't no way, fam.
Ain't no way, fam!
This is a joke, right?
No, this is very serious.
It's a lie.
You can go for like 25 to 30 more miles after the guy.
My nigga, you know about cars?
I do know about cars.
I know a lot about cars.
I love cars.
That's one of my hobbies.
What car do you drive?
I drive a Lexus, but it's not what I want to be in fully, but...
She don't know about the...
That's crazy.
Okay.
Wow, I can actually see everyone now.
I feel amazing.
I'm not going to hold you.
Maybe I would have been smarter if I could see you this whole time.
I'm not going to hold you.
That was probably the smartest, dumbest thing you said all night.
Thank you.
I'll take it as a compliment.
Dang.
He forfeited?
Yo!
My gaslight comes on because...
Yo, fresh.
It's really, that's why it says it.
That's why it's called Gaslight.
It's all for sure.
Fresh, I can't believe it.
It's not real.
It's not real.
That shit is crazy to me.
It's not real.
How about you keep the gaslight on and keep driving for a whole week?
No, no, Fred.
Then my car is going to blow up.
No, it won't blow up.
It won't blow up.
It's going to stop moving.
All right, Mo.
Yeah, it's gonna literally, like, turn off on you.
But who knows when?
That's why it's called a gaslight.
We will never know.
It's a lie.
You know what comes on?
To tell you to put gas in the car soon.
What the fuck is happening right now?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She went crazy with that one, bro.
Marty, this took the cake.
This took the cake, gang.
You deserve that.
That one was crazy.
Yo, okay.
W. Chris.
Well, we still can.
Yeah, we'll go.
We'll keep moving forward.
- Yeah, bro.
- That's crazy.
- Oh!
- No, why that cable breaker?
- Actually, actually, actually, actually, Miron needs a second.
Give Miron a second.
- Bro. - So you had the opportunity to tell us something interesting or intelligent in front of tens of thousands of people, and you said that? - She's on reserve, man.
She's on reserve.
I thought we were doing like a fun fact.
No, you said something smart.
She's on reserve, man.
And that's not even really a fun fact.
That's a dumb fact.
That was the smartest thing that she said.
That's the smartest, dumbest thing.
But you said smart first.
No, but if you put it together, smart and dumb, what did you put it first?
No, no, hold on.
What do you get?
Smartest and dumbest, what do you get together?
But what comes first?
Yeah, fresh.
What comes first?
Yeah.
She got you fresh.
She got you fresh.
Would you guys say, top five?
This is top two for me.
Top five.
This is top two for me.
This is one, actually.
Top five.
And I'm very picky.
No, I'm not going to say this is the dumbest panel ever.
I'm not going to say that.
For me, not Panu.
For me, not Panu.
I actually love cars.
I love exotic cars.
That was retarded.
I'll say that is the dumbest quote I've ever heard.
That was really retarded, bro.
I love cars, man.
She's giving advice for girls who drive on there all the time, though.
At least she's not a teacher, y'all.
Can we just move on, bro?
She's retarded, bro.
The Muffin Man says, why one down for fresh hat on indoors?
She's gonna finish.
One down for fresh?
I'm gonna say this is the top ten, Chad.
Yeah, I think this is top ten.
Top ten.
We've had worse panels than this.
Iron City Podcast says, abuse because he wouldn't let Piggy eat.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's wild.
Albo A says, guys, don't be so mean to the obese women in the world.
Wait, was your ex black?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
Guatemalan.
Mexican.
From Mexico.
He was born in Mexico.
Mexican!
No, no, no.
They like a little gordito.
No, but he was...
Okay, nah.
He really was...
Yeah.
They would, like, make me eat a lot.
Like, I was gaining hella weight.
Did, uh, he put a...
Never mind.
It's Sue.
Go ahead.
No, I was going to say, they did put a bag over your head.
No, didn't get to that point.
Gordita.
Well, they did get to that point.
I had kids.
Gordita.
Did you put a bag over my head?
No, you didn't.
I just put a pillow over my head.
No, you didn't.
Oh, man.
Guys, don't be so mean to these obese women in the world.
They clearly have a lot on their plate.
That is true.
MMA clips?
She's like a lampshade.
No!
No!
This is my castle club.
Guys, you guys got to get a Castle Club because we can, like, y'all can see, like, the funny shit that they put in Castle Club.
Matter of fact, yo, let's put the Castle Club chat up, man.
We're on Rumble, faggons.
It doesn't matter.
We're on Rumble.
We're ending right now.
Rapper Putin says, You guys are faggons, man.
Read us from fresh negative numbers.
Cat Williams, five.
Belly Rolls, four.
Chlamydia, five.
Drag Queen, four.
12 Years a Slave.
Oh, yeah, she left.
Six.
Go do the Supreme.
Four.
Dwight from the office.
Dwight from the office, bro?
Oh, shit.
That's definitely her, man.
Oh, single with a prinkle!
Yep.
Yo, you're funny as him.
You needed that one.
Yeah, that's funny.
Oh, I love it.
They're cooking.
Castle Club is out of pocket for this one.
LOL. Even Brandon got castled.
He said y'all production is top notch, 10 out of 10.
Even when enemies compliment you, go to show what level you on WFNF. Yeah, that's true, bro.
Goddamn.
Y'all said things are flat.
Alright, so we're going to get last thoughts from the girls.
Yeah, that's fine.
Last thoughts, right?
Or are there more chats?
We got y'all, man.
Free show for today.
Or you want to do one more hour?
Just one more chat.
One more hour, guys?
You want to text?
We could.
Calm down.
One more hour?
Stop trolling for us.
No, no, I'm serious.
No, I'm serious.
All right.
Chris, I mean, is it up to you, Chris?
First, I just said last thoughts and read the chat, bro.
Okay, cool.
I'm down to go, but I don't know if the girls want to stay.
Wait, Myron, we have stream live chats.
Oh, stream live?
Okay, cool.
Okay, and then we'll get, okay.
My refresh and all the ladies.
W Ho has the...
Wait.
Oh, who has the bigger flex at high...
What?
High school reunion.
Oh.
The millionaire shows up with three girlfriends, but they're all fives.
Or the average guy who shows up with a girlfriend who's the average...
Who's an eight-vogue model.
So, Lena Rich, with three girlfriends.
Let's ask the girls this one.
So, who has the bigger flex at the high school reunion?
The millionaire shows up with three girlfriends, but they're all average?
Or...
The guy who shows up with her girlfriend who's an 8 Vogue model.
The Vogue model.
All day.
All fucking day.
You think the Vogue model?
I say having three bitches at one time is sort of bad.
But that's only because he got money.
He a millionaire.
He gotta have money.
At the end of the day.
But then you have...
Yeah, but there's pros and cons.
Thank you!
Can you guys pick one?
Just not be women for two seconds and make a decision.
Vogue model.
Vogue model.
What about you?
What do you think, Virgin?
You know what?
I'm gonna go with what everyone else doesn't think.
The first one.
The three people.
Three chicks?
Okay, what about you, Shenyu?
She's kidding.
Excuse you.
But the guy with the Vogue model.
Wow.
Okay, what about you?
Me?
Yeah.
I said Vogue Model like two times, baby.
Oh, Vogue Model?
Okay, alright.
Three chicks.
You guys all sound the same, so...
Three girls, okay.
And you change your mind all the time, so I think...
No, I'm starting on that one.
Oh, first time in the whole show.
What about you, Miss Philadelphia?
I said Vogue Model.
Vogue Model?
Okay.
What do you think, Fresh?
When it comes to men having a bigger flex at reunion, I gotta say...
The millionaire, though, probably.
What?
Like with the question?
No, I would say the millionaire with three.
But for other women's value looking at him, the Vogue model.
So for guys, millionaire with three.
I think three is going to go.
If you're looking from a female perspective, bro, what I realized, this is what I think.
Women are terrible at assessing real beauty.
So for example, meet my friend, she's cute.
You meet her, she looks like a fucking gargoyle.
That's true.
Girls aren't good at like telling if a chick is actually like bad a lot of the times.
But she's a model, though, for Vogue.
She's gonna be bad.
So they'll be like, damn, she's hot as fuck.
Yeah, but they won't say that shit.
They'll be like, oh, her nose is off for some shit.
Bitches hate when they meet a girl that's hotter than them.
They're gonna be insecure as fuck, though.
That's so bad.
They're gonna be very insecure about it.
That girl walking up to them, oh shit, she's bad.
They'll lie about it, say, oh yeah, she's ugly.
But they'll be like, damn, she's hot as fuck.
Yeah, but the point is, bro, I think showing up with three girls and being a millionaire is better.
It is, though.
It is, though.
For guys, that's a W. Yeah.
But for a girl...
I think even for girls, it's more of a W. It is.
It is.
I think even for the girls, it's more of a W. What are you talking about?
No, because it's like...
I think that's just my opinion.
But the question said, what's the bigger flex at the high school reunion?
I think being a millionaire and having three girls.
Yeah.
That's what he said, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, he said that, but he said he thinks the women would appreciate more of the vogue.
No, yeah, no, but I think as a man, for sure, the millionaire, they don't give a fuck about no vogue.
Spill!
Good thing it's water, thank God.
Yeah, no, I think having three girls, the women would be more attractive.
It's definitely a bigger flex, I think.
I think even the girls would find that more attractive.
Okay.
Because I don't think girls are good assessors of beauty.
It's just what I've realized.
Most girls aren't.
Some are, of course, but most girls are not, like, Like, what I've noticed with women is, like, they'll take a girl that's actually attractive and judge her below, and then they'll take an ugly bitch and judge her higher.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
I get it, but...
Like, a girl would be in shape and look good, and she's like, oh, she's average.
And then a bitch that isn't in shape and not attractive, and she's like, oh my god, she's so attractive.
Like, they have a warped sense of what actually, what is attractive.
Females.
In this example here, you know what's the issue?
They're gonna say, three girls?
I don't want that.
So fuck that nigga.
Versus the guy that has one hot girl, I'm like, damn, you know what?
I wanna be that girl.
So that alone would take away the fact that he has three girls there.
Depends on a girl.
I think the badder the bitch, the more she wants you to have more girls.
Yeah.
I kind of disagree with that.
Because in that scenario, if you put two of them together, they're going to be like, damn, I could have one guy with one girl or one guy with three girls.
Rationally...
When it comes to most attractive girls, man, we know pre-selection is number one.
It is, but it has to be present for a period of time, a long period of time.
At least enough for it to sink in.
This is like a quick fix.
Oh, he's here throwing up with three girls?
All right, cool.
And then they're off.
You're going to assume that's his girlfriend, though.
High school reunion?
It could be friends.
It could be, you know, you don't know.
Alright.
It depends though.
Well, okay.
Let's see here.
What do we got?
GPS. Okay.
Ladies, when it comes to a man's physique and men who work out, what body muscle, what body part of muscle grip is most attractive to you?
My chest.
Thighs.
Okay, we could go one by one here.
So you?
The chest.
You?
Chest.
You?
Arms.
You?
Arms.
Thighs.
Whoa, that went all the way down.
I guess she wants a guy that squats.
She wants those cheardrop cuts.
That's a first.
Machany says, WFNF girl, next to Myron, that's the younger sister of the Lonely Fans twin.
I can tell you're good-hearted, that's innocent, and has morals and self-respect, so don't follow the bad behavior that's been displayed tonight.
Protect yourself and don't follow your sister.
What's your thoughts on that?
Have you been told that before?
Uh, yeah.
What's your thoughts on that?
I'm my own person, so I'm never gonna follow anyone.
I'm gonna try to stick to me.
Oh yeah?
What if you find a guy, are you gonna follow him?
Um, I mean, if he treats me right.
No!
If he what?
If he treats me right.
Girl!
Did I hear you right?
I said, what if you find a guy and like, were you gonna follow him?
Follow him or fall in love with him?
No, follow him.
Follow him?
It's not me.
What you looking at me for?
It ain't me.
It's 20 years.
No, I'm not looking at anyone.
I try to follow myself.
I'm not going to say I'm perfect at it, but I try to follow myself.
So you don't think you need a man?
No.
I think everybody needs a man, but we just don't want to admit it.
That's kind of smart.
All you guys on the panel definitely need a man.
Y'all retarded.
No offense.
All you ladies on the panel need a dude, bro.
Every woman needs a man.
All y'all on the panel need a dude, bro.
Like, you guys are fucking lost, if I'm going to be honest with y'all.
Big things are going on.
You guys are lost.
With all due respect, you guys are fucking lost, man.
Holy...
This last one, Chris?
All right, what was that?
One more after this.
One more after this.
Like, all y'all need to, like, find a man immediately, bro.
Wait, I have one, but, you know...
Well, her, she's had tough times, and then you...
Well, she had a fucking criminal boyfriend, and then you...
He was a bum.
You...
Find a good man.
They're bums.
I will find a good man, and I'll be the smartest, perfect woman ever.
Yeah, because you said I'll turn into him.
The smarter one.
So, shit.
Yeah, but you gotta have like an open mind too and like be quiet and learn and stuff like that.
No, but I am very open mind.
I am.
You are?
I am.
I swear.
I can shut the fuck up.
Who did 9-11?
Who did 9-11?
Some fucking George Bush.
Some fucking people from fucking Dubai, Afghanistan.
I don't know.
Afghanistan, right?
Thank you.
Can I give you some advice?
Yes.
Stay in the kitchen.
I do good at it, I will.
Are you actually good?
I'm very good.
We'll see.
Wasted man's heart is through his stomach, hello.
Through his balls, though.
Big thing is a guan.
You should go all fresh, he'll teach you some things.
You have to forgive me, but it's probably the worst I've seen, my goodness.
You like black dudes?
This is an L. I don't have a type.
The parents have failed them miserably, and for the guy paying tuition, he's done really bad.
She's not even...
Never mind.
Shout out to my brothers.
Your mother.
She said your mother, nigga.
Your mother, nigga.
I'm from Philly.
Fuck out of here.
Just mad because ain't nobody paying your motherfucking tuition.
There you go, sister.
Tell them, queen.
Yeah.
Real deal goes mad.
I think you should give the mini Alicia Keys a chance.
She would be a good addition with Angie.
Come on, man.
I like this one.
I like this one.
Thank you.
Yo, Myron, I bet you won't do it.
No, they're saying they want you to be my second girlfriend.
That's what they want.
Oh, okay.
Myron, I bet you won't do it.
I don't know if you'd want that, though, man.
I cracked the whip, man.
You know, I don't, you know what I mean?
And I don't believe in monogamy.
That's a lie.
You don't believe in what?
Monogamy.
Monogamy.
Having like one girl.
Oh, so you want more than one?
Yes, that's literally what he said.
How many?
How many?
Well, I plan to have four wives.
I love that for you.
Oh, she won't.
Okay, she won't agree with it.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's cool.
You said you want to do it with money, right?
Um, yeah.
You didn't realize they're all gonna have multiple chicks, right?
That's absolutely fucking correct.
Okay.
All men are liars.
No, he told you the truth.
Okay.
I mean, I would...
He just told you the truth.
I wouldn't say all, but a majority are.
A majority are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See what I did there?
You were right.
No, no, no.
See how I didn't get mad?
I didn't get angry and be like...
I'm not angry, though.
No, no.
From earlier.
You made a negative statement about men, right?
And instead of me saying...
I was like, no, you're actually right.
Not all, but a majority definitely do.
That's what happens when you hear people out.
You can actually listen and agree and be right.
People don't like to hear.
Yeah, I didn't like to hear what I was saying before.
I started getting all mad.
I was like, this is the definition of prostitution, actually.
Not me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is prostitution.
It is prostitution.
You agree with me on the low.
You didn't want to say nothing, though.
Yeah, you're quiet as fuck.
No, because I told her.
I've been told her.
That's my friend.
You know the 18-year-old chick?
Yeah.
I didn't even know she was 18.
I'm not even going to lie to you.
But question.
She told me a different age.
I just found out that.
I don't know if she's trolling or not, but she told me something different.
What did she tell you she was?
She told me she was 22.
How are you getting home?
How are you getting home?
We got her.
- So yeah, I don't believe in monogamy, so.
Yeah, you'd have to be girlfriend number two if that were to do, but I'd have to put you through a very long bedding phase. - Like what day? - Yeah, six months to 12, six to 12 months, I have a girl in the bedding phase.
So I gotta make sure like you're actually- She's the right worth it.
Go for material and shit.
But you did admit earlier that you would do prostitution, so I can't do it.
No, I'm not.
I don't.
You said money.
Literally, I said- No, but you weren't understanding me.
Would you rather have sex for free or for money?
And you said for money.
For free, but with a man that has money and that's gonna take care of me and provide and be good to me.
Oh my gosh, she's switching it.
No, Margot.
That's why I'm so indecisive.
Margot money.
Margot money.
No, I don't.
And he donates to the church.
No, it's not.
I don't.
None of it's under my name, I suppose.
We love a man of God.
I don't know what y'all talking about, man.
I bet you won't do it.
The Jews have it.
I bet he won't do it.
The Jews have it, man.
Yeah, I'm broke too.
Yeah, we're poor.
We're both broke.
We're actually both poor.
Didn't y'all show y'all crypto wallet on that one stream that one time?
It wasn't mine.
Oh, that was him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the Amex credit card?
It's not my credit card.
It's not my credit card.
All right, what about you?
Oh, okay.
My bad.
Let me see.
Wait, shit.
Where we at?
We're on a super chat.
It was a question, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
That was the thing about her being a second girlfriend.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
We got a new chat, though.
Master Roshi.
Master Roshi says, Shingnu, baby, come to my island.
I'll gather the magic balls, dragon balls, and wish the dragon to wipe away those bodies.
I hope that wish is within his power levels.
P.S. Master Roshi likes to eat.
They don't even make sense.
What is that?
Y'all talking about us being dumb.
He's referring, the reason why it sounds weird to you guys is because he's referring to a dragon ball.
It's something that you guys don't know.
No.
Okay.
Yeah, right.
Anime in the house.
Are any of you aware of Dragon Ball Z? I don't.
I don't watch anime.
There's Goku there.
And you don't understand Master Roshi?
Yeah, you don't know who Master Roshi is?
No, it's Goku, man.
I mean, but still, it's still proper English.
Bro, I am convinced that 99% of girls that say that they watch anime or wear anime shit, they do it for attention.
They don't watch none of it, bro.
They're not watching that shit for attention.
They don't watch it, bro.
Like, and you know what I know?
If I was watching...
You know who wears the animation and lies about it?
These OnlyFans whores.
They're the biggest...
The streamer girls, they're the biggest cappers, man.
It's the Bill Rapport.
It's the Bill Rapport with the dudes, yeah.
Who are you going to Goku show?
Oh my God, let me give you my money.
You said you watch One Piece?
Yeah.
Who is Sun God Nika?
Get out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
You're a liar!
She's a liar!
I watch this show.
I don't care about the fucking name.
I don't care about the names.
I really don't.
She's a liar, man.
I'm on episode three-something.
I'm on episode three-something, but I don't know that they know all the characters because I don't watch TV. I watch it, but I don't care for the characters.
Only one fish she knows is from KFC and then half the chicken man.
Half the chicken man.
Half the one fish she knows.
Oh, yo.
That's a beast, man.
Come on, man.
That's crazy, bro.
Come on, man.
That was tough.
That was a tough one.
The Guatemala nigga got it for her.
That's her favorite.
That's true.
Okay.
Wait, anyways, guys.
Tomorrow at Brandon Carter's podcast at 6.30 p.m.
I'll be with him when I won, so.
Don't start it, nigga.
- Yeah, don't go like that. - This is not my girl.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - You wanna tell me all the time, how much he drank? - He wanna get drunk and be like, "Yeah, Brandon, I'm BBBBC gang." Oh, first, I know you ain't talking.
Your old podcast, you still stutter, nigga.
I got way better, bro.
Chris, I got way better than you, though.
Bro, nigga, you're a host.
No, no, Chris, you're a host, too.
Oh, fuck, shut up, bitch.
I have to shut up, bro, because you don't talk.
Nigga, he's talking.
See, ladies, we roast each other.
See, see.
You don't want to say, Chris.
I'm dead.
When he talks, I shut up.
Think about this.
When he talks, you don't shut up.
Shut up, bitch!
Because I be annoying, Fresh!
No one knows what you're saying, bro.
Oh, yeah?
Nobody knows what you're saying.
You don't know the same thing, too, Fresh.
Who?
Nobody!
They understand me.
Think about this, nigga.
Girls, raise your hand.
They understand what I'm saying.
What the fuck is this nigga saying, bro?
We're pretty well.
What are you saying, Chris?
As far as I know, nigga.
You get drunk, bro.
No one knows what you're saying.
Nigga, I don't get drunk.
Man, girl, dog.
They don't know what you're saying, Chris.
The chat riot, you know that, right?
No, no, it's cool.
It's cool.
You said they riot?
It's cool.
Nigga, when you talk, no one understands what you're saying.
So what are you trying to say, Chris?
Fresh, it's okay, man.
Hold on, Chris.
Be honest here.
Between me and you, who speaks better?
No, no, no.
Are you talking better, bro?
Chris, between me and you, who speaks better?
Fresh.
No, no, no.
Not Fresh.
I'm so lost.
Me or you, nigga?
I'm lost too, bro.
Fresh wants to be lost.
No, no, nigga.
You are lost.
Move, move, move, land.
Okay, let's move on.
You know what?
Tomorrow, chat, tune in, 6.30 p.m.
No, no, no.
Tune in.
Please, please, please.
Watch Chris.
I think Chris is a great person.
Anyhow, uh, that's it.
We got no chance, bro.
Why do you guys argue is hilarious.
No, no, no.
It's hilarious, bro.
But why?
But why?
People know you can't speak, Fresh.
I still...
You know what?
I don't want to say that.
I don't want to say that.
All right.
You're stuttering, nigga.
Yeah, you're talking a lot more.
You gotta sing your song, nigga.
You gotta sing your song all day, nigga.
You know what, Chris?
You know what we should do, Chris?
Enable captions.
We should do a stream.
We should do a stream, Chris.
Even a caption.
We should do a stream, Chris.
Meet you here at a table.
On a double date.
Let's see who's a real nigga in the room.
That's a good one.
Bro, my riz is off the chain.
Someone said per?
Yes.
His riz was good earlier.
Your riz...
Here we go, more nigger talk.
It's not even real.
It's drunk riz, nigga.
You need to be drunk.
I could be sober as fuck.
I need to be drunk?
Yeah, you need to.
Bro, you're terrible with old drinking.
Was I drunk when I was on 20 versus 3?
20 versus 3?
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Fresh, answer the question.
This is awesome.
We got two monkeys arguing.
Fresh, answer the question.
Fucking niggas.
No, Chris, you were...
Fresh, answer the question.
You were hilarious, bro.
Okay, simple as that.
I'll give you that.
Come on, man.
Don't care, Fresh.
But were you coherent?
I don't know.
Co-co-co-coherent?
No, I don't care, though.
You're funny.
Barbados?
You were talking, nigga.
I'm not for Barbados, man, but...
What?
Sweet English, nigga.
Alright.
This is a nigger activity.
I like it.
See you later.
I got some Jordans on, so whatever.
We're mean to each other.
Ladies, see?
Yeah, man.
I'm being honest.
I'm being honest, though.
I'm being honest.
I mean, Bill's got dreadlocks.
These niggers are arguing.
But no, for real.
Chris, double date on the panel.
Two girls, us.
Yeah.
Let the chat decide.
Deal?
Bro, you're fine.
No, you're fine, bro.
We could do a double date right now if y'all really bought it.
Let's do it.
You guys want to do a double date with the two twins?
Let's do it.
With the twins?
Oh, Castle Club!
Let's do it outside!
Let's go!
W in the chat, let's go!
It could be the two twins.
It could be the two sisters.
Y'all could chat it up.
And then you two, if you guys want to hang out and watch.
If not, then I'll get y'all right back.
But yeah, we'll keep going for the Castle Club makers.
Let's go.
The sisters will stay here.
They ain't got nothing to do.
They hang out with us.
One of y'all can take over Junie, that's the prize.
I think they need a better option.
I think we need a...
You're such a bad influence.
Oh my god.
Are you down with the Brown?
I think...
Are you down with the Brown?
Are you down with the Brown?
You are down with the brown?
Okay, there you go.
You dabble in the dark?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
She just said yes.
She's down with the brown.
I'm going to have her pick.
Who'd you choose off-rip?
No, no, no.
Do me a castle club, nigga.
Castle club, nigga.
Castle club.
No, no offense, but Chris is not ready for this.
No, Chris is ready.
I'm going to be the producer.
I'm going to go back there and switch the cameras.