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May 26, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
03:55:12
Climbing To Masters On Overwatch 2
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Alright, alright, alright.
I think we are live.
What's up guys?
Welcome to the stream.
We're going to be doing a late night Overwatch stream.
Just got back from the gym.
You know how that goes.
I kind of have a little rule to myself that I don't really turn on the camera and stream anything until the gym is done.
Did shoulders and arms, weak point day.
Yesterday I did full body.
So I will be, you know, so tomorrow I'll probably go back and either do a full body or take the day off.
I typically like to go one to two days in a row.
And then maybe take a day off or sometimes three days in a row, depending on how I'm feeling.
So let's see here what we got.
We should be live on all the platforms.
Do a quick little test here, see what we're live on.
Uh...
We should be live on YouTube, Rumble, everywhere.
I see that we're live on YouTube right now.
I didn't announce anything to anybody, so...
So we live right now, gentlemen.
Let me make sure the audio is good.
Give me ones in the chat, guys, if audio is good, please.
Give me ones, give me ones, give me ones.
Amen.
Thank you.
Sweet, sweet.
Alright, audio's good.
And can you guys hear the game audio?
Let me go ahead and do a quick little custom game.
Warm up.
As you guys know, I like to warm up since I like to play hitscan characters.
You know, requires a little bit of warm up.
You know, we'll do McCree.
You guys give me ones if you guys can hear game audio.
Y'all can hear the game audio?
Alright, sweet.
Good good good.
Alright cool cool cool.
Yeah, I'm going to play with Brad in a little bit.
I think he's on, but he's playing another game right now.
So...
You guys can see.
Gotta warm up.
Fury's one of the harder characters to play.
He's good aim to play him, otherwise he's useless.
But you can aim.
You're going cook.
And as you guys can see I'm on my main account.
I didn't get banned.
Not yet, at least.
So...
So yeah, let's get everybody piling in, everything else like that.
Let's get everybody in here.
I'm using a wireless mouse, guys.
I'll show you my mouse real quick.
Hold on one sec.
This is the mouse that I use, guys.
It's a...
What is this?
It's wired right now because I'm charging it, but it's a...
I think it's like an extra fee or something like that.
Mouse?
I know it came somewhere from Europe.
My buddy recommended it to me.
That's the mouse that I use.
And then my keyboard is this right here.
Hold on, let me unplug it.
This is the keyboard I use.
Some of you guys that are wondering.
It's one of those, you know, 60% keyboards.
It's smaller.
Right?
So it gives you more space.
To obviously aim, right?
So yeah, man.
That's what we got going on here.
So I'm warm up a little bit and then we'll get this thing going.
Here it goes hard to hit.
You guys can see.
Yeah, how y'all doing on this Saturday night, man?
Yeah, I'd rather stream on a Saturday night than fucking get out of the club.
in Miami you can hold me down I'm really feeling the heat
can't fuck that off now what I'm gonna do is put the movement speed as hard as possible and Now you really gotta aim here.
Motherfucker hopping around and shit.
I'll see if I can get Chinaman and Awkward to play as well.
Someone said they want to run?
Alright, so guys, just so you know, right now I am...
What's my ranking?
I'll show you how my career profile.
Right now, guys, I'm a Diamond 1.
I'm on the verge of Master.
Diamond 1 right now as we speak.
Support Platinum.
Platinum 2.
I should be a diamond, man, but I haven't played as much support as I should be playing.
But yeah, I'm ranked pretty high right now, guys.
So...
You know what I'm saying?
So if you're not at least like a high diamond, I won't be able to play with you probably.
So, if you want to play, that's cool, but you got to actually be good, man.
We ain't trashed over here.
A few gold, or one of this other bullshit, won't be able to play, my friend.
Your boy Myron is not a scrub.
We're getting to a point now where we play with damn near pros.
There's a lot of them smurf at the diamond level All right Let's go ahead and start queuing up for a game.
Damn, fuck it.
Oh, y'all liked last night's show?
Yeah, last night's show.
I hope you guys enjoyed that, man.
Switching things up, you know what I'm saying?
Switching things up.
We're going to play a game of open queue.
It's a warm up.
Go from there.
Let's see what else the chat's saying.
Shout out to the Rumble chat.
Jack Marino, I don't play Pharoah. .
Yeah, top 500 is still a thing after Grandmaster, because for you to hit top 500, you gotta be top 500 in your region.
So, if you're top 500 in your region, um...
Well, if you're, yeah, regardless of what your rank is, you're gonna get it.
Typically, Masters 1 will get you in there.
So, yeah.
Jabril said, let's play Madden together.
Bro, who still plays Madden?
People still play Madden?
The fuck?
Come on, man.
Prepare for battle.
So we're playing open queue right now, guys.
I like to play open queue to warm up.
I'll typically pick McCree.
What skin are we gonna do here?
No, we'll do the cowboy bebop skin.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Yo.
Let's rock these scrubs.
Yeah, man.
What do you want to do?
Easy peasy.
Um, we should be good with this comp.
Just keep in mind we have one healer.
Oh, that's not good.
One healer.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, never mind.
We have two healers.
Alright, time to rock these scrubs.
Let's get it.
Alright!
Thank you, doggy.
*Sigh* Oh, oh, oh.
Can we get some kills?
Tracer army in the back.
One shot on Tracer.
Nice.
Let's go.
Moira low.
I'm gonna go Moira.
This seems a little weird.
Not exactly what I expected.
Why do we got three heals on our team?
I mean, weird.
I feel like we didn't get it.
I mean, it's fine.
Whatever.
Winston is low.
Tracer behind us.
Alright, I gotta hide in.
Can I get help with the smart team?
Get this fucking monkey, bro!
Rocket Barrage incoming!
Where's the Moira?
Moira drop down?
Which is trash.
Let's go, man.
Fuck these kids up.
Let's go.
Those are trash.
The hell?
Bradley's not in here yet, guys.
These barrels are smoking!
That'll tear you, I think.
Tracer behind.
First one.
Monkey one.
Monkey one.
More on me.
Need help?
He's one shot on this.
Got her.
Let's fucking go, man.
Cooking.
First game of the day.
Hey, cooking.
Divo one, Divo one.
Oh my gosh, man.
Look out my face.
Let's go!
Fuckin' these dudes up!
Come on, man.
We're about to run.
Enemies got the robot.
Yeah, I'm playing keyboard and mouse, guys.
I've been playing keyboard and mouse for about three months now, two months, somewhere around there.
No more controller.
Your carrier's here!
Kitsune no kagizume!
Can you help with this tracer?
Life protects life!
Catch him!
Tracer, I stuck her.
She recalled.
Fuck, I need help.
God damn it, Nance.
I'm on fire!
That's sharp this time.
Ah!
First or dead?
I'm fucking a stick out of there.
Oh no, I'm dead.
I'm on fire.
Bruh.
Allah Akbar!
Hit me with the bomb.
Monkey on the left.
Don't kill me.
First of force recall.
F*ck you what?
I mean I was trying.
Okay.
We need more damage, man.
We're not putting anything.
12 o'clock.
Let's go.
This is the build of the fight.
Come on, face, man.
Come on, man. man.
This kid suck, bro.
Like, how the hell are they, like, beating us like this?
We need more damage, bro.
We need more damage.
I'm on the monkey.
I'm on the monkey.
You backed off.
You backed off.
Keep pushing, robot.
Stick together.
Diva's already halfway.
Get this bitch out of me.
Thank you.
You fight for me.
Tracer, one shot.
Tracer, one shot!
Tracer, one...
Oh, man.
They still haven't seen my ace.
Kill this monkey.
Of course.
Wow, Mr.
Good.
That was nice.
Let's go, man.
I'm destroying these kids, bro.
Me, Mr.
Good.
They're really good there, so give him his credit.
Are you drunk or something?
drunk?
I'll take that as a yes.
I mean, just because I said give him his credit.
No, you're slurring your words bad.
I mean, I'm just tired.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, okay.
I hope you're having a better night.
I'm weak as fuck!
I mean, I would love to heal you.
Just die before I get there, that's all.
Bro, you're eight and ten, man.
You gotta stop dying.
You have to stop dying.
You wanna be angry with me, man?
Go for it.
No, I'm not angry.
I'm just telling you play better.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Alright, man.
It's not me talking shit.
I don't wanna lose.
Just play better.
I never said you were talking shit.
There's a big difference between how you say things You know what I'm saying?
But, I don't know.
Maybe one day you'll recognize that your tone means different things here and there.
Yo, you're still talking?
Shut the fuck up!
Oh, you see?
Damn, man!
Hey, man.
I hope you have a good night.
Fucking drunken retard.
Gonna have to play soldier and carry you fucks now.
Let's go Stop them Don't let them push it any- Yo, our team...
What the fuck was that, man?
How'd you go four and six?
Yo, dudes are trash.
Avalanche, you're fucking terrible, man.
Goddamn!
This is why you made up this shit, because I call out scrubs like this kid, man.
You fucking suck, dude.
Holy shit!
Get off Overwatch, bro.
You drunk as fuck, man.
Trash.
Bro, I fucking hate these scrubs, man.
Dudes be fucking garbage, man.
Thank God it's open queue.
God damn.
Dude's really be trashed on this game.
How do you go 8-9 as Moira?
Like, bro, she can teleport to safety.
Scrubs, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what were I doing guys.
Honestly feel that though.
I genuinely feel that.
What's up, teammates?
Not three DPS? I agree.
Yeah.
Who's swapping?
One DPS is...
max.
Alright, alright, let it ride, let it ride, let it ride.
It may work, it may work.
Hey, it's Aipito, were you in our game last game?
I feel like he's done again last time.
We can try with this.
Is that a healer or don't heal me?
Don't worry about me.
I got it.
I got me.
Don't worry about trying to heal.
Me, at least.
I'm in front of your face.
Alright.
What's that?
It's not really a tongue twister at all.
I'm drunk, okay, you dickhead?
What's up with drunk kids on fucking Overwatch tonight?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
It's Memorial Day, and that's the only reason I play OPQ. Then fucking go outside and go get some bitches.
Don't fucking throw my game being drunk on mine, bro.
What the fuck?
He's not three.
He's three good, bro.
Damn, man.
I promise you won't be sad after this.
At the end of the game, have that same energy.
Alright, buddy.
I'm just being honest, because I promise I'm not all the other people that you'd probably think.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, are you looking at the scoreboard right now?
The game just started.
Say you're sorry.
Say you're sorry.
Okay, it's only going to get worse for them because they suck.
And now I feel like I have something to prove.
Jesus, you're going to make me sweat in this game.
Probably need to get out that blue zagger system How
where hey wait a second Hey, T-Bag, didn't I just bother you last game?
What the fuck are you talking to, bro?
I fucked you up every time I saw you.
You!
You!
Wait, hold on.
Did you lose last game?
I literally fucked you up every time I saw you, dude.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
No, you did not.
I had the replay.
Yep, and I had a city-ass teammate, too.
Teammates.
One was drunk, just like you.
Yeah, but I'm not there, bro.
What was that?
You guys, I'm not even gonna lie.
You guys are getting kind of destroyed.
It's okay, bro.
You ain't gotta be so mad, bro.
It's okay.
Well, Charissa died right here.
Having her spin cycle.
She can't hit her shots.
Can we get this ram?
Oh, she's a pebble.
Did they kill anybody out there?
Same.
It's time...
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Arisa...
I'm 3HP Alright, I'm swapping...
I love my soul, I love my soul...
You'll press this out...
*Mario's voice* Okay, I feel like we might need another support...
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* I'm sharp this time.
So weak.
They're all weak.
They're all fucking weak.
I can't push him because I'm just here to die.
Birdman, can you swap, bro?
Please swap to a thing.
We win, I promise you.
Take everything from them!
Okay, that's not...
Okay.
Touchpoint.
Wow.
Incredible. Now we have a normal profile.
Who?
You're so mad.
What do you want to know about me?
What do you want to know?
I'll tell you.
I'm an honest human.
Open your profile.
For what?
Yeah, why are you so mad?
Is it because I murdered you last game and you're my hard counter?
Bro, you are not good at this game.
Like, you got your profile hidden, you're probably at best- My stats say otherwise, but- What's that good?
A plat for a silver level player, so shut up.
You're just mad because you're worse than him.
Oh, good comeback, buddy.
Good comeback.
No, it's just facts, bro.
Like, I don't- Did you come up with that one while you were on the short bus going to school?
Why are you so mad?
Like, who hurt you tonight, bro?
I don't like how old Actually back or something like oh I've never seen the light this tilted Your stats in this game say otherwise I'm doing better than you scrub, what are you talking about?
How many final blows do you got?
Let me know.
Let me know how you got half of your kills.
Because I have nine of them.
And you have 11 kills.
So I'm willing to bet you would have 11 kills without me.
Super thought.
Look at you.
Look at you.
I'm dead.
You die.
I'm actually hoping you go crazy so we can win this game.
but I don't foresee it happening.
Back up, back up, back up.
Group up, group up, group up.
Back up, back up, back up.
I got you.
I don't know what...
Hey, you hate me.
I got you.
They're just playing a better team comp.
Three tanks is...
Yeah.
Let's swap.
Orisa?
Can we get Orisa?
I don't know how we can't.
Aye aye aye.
They're just sitting in our spawn, bro.
The gold Q, bro.
the gold cube.
We might...
Healers are back.
Healers are back out there.
Healer Finn, can we capitalize?
Nope.
We gotta push up this one.
We have to push up this.
He's one shot.
Nice.
Go, go, go.
Stagger, stagger.
Huge stagger.
Huge stagger.
Somebody's got to get on.
Here, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Y'all stay.
I'm on.
Hey, Kiri.
He's not going to kill me.
I promise you.
There we go.
We got it back.
Push in.
Push in as you can.
Fuck!
One shot in the front, man.
Nice, huge calls.
We got her, we got her, we got her.
Good callout, good callout.
Stay back, stay back, stay back.
Play life, play life, play life, play slow, play slow.
Long ways got a long way to go Yeah Playing here, playing here.
Their healers were easy to get to.
Y'all just gotta...
Give me time, give me time, give me time to kill them.
God damn it.
Oh, big kill.
Big, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
Go huge, go huge, go huge, go huge, go huge.
Go crazy, go fucking nuts.
We win the C5, we win the game.
Nice, stagger them as long as you can.
Don't rush to kill them, don't rush to kill them.
But do kill him, but still kill him.
He's waiting on a...
All good, all good.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
We win this, we win this.
One pick, one pick.
Play for picks, play for picks.
They're gonna combo ult.
Samoyer is lost.
Third week. - Bye, Mooray.
Oh good.
Good try.
Good try.
That was so close.
Sorry teammates.
It's fine though.
Now I'm gold one.
Awesome.
You guys see, I'm cooking, man.
I'm cooking.
But we still lose.
Jack, give me one second.
I'm gonna be right back.
Some of my food came in.
Give me one second, Jack.
I'll be right back.
I got some chicken and steak, Chab.
I'll be right back. I'll be right
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All right.
Sorry about that, guys.
I think China Man's on.
Let's see if China Man's on.
I think I saw him send me an invite or something like that.
Alright, China Man's here.
Alright, you guys are probably wondering what I get.
I'll show you what I got.
There's a place called Smart Bowls here in Miami.
They're not paying me to do this, by the way.
I got some chicken with, uh...
Steak, beans, spinach, all the veggies as usual, you know?
Not being a fat piece of crap.
I'm weighing around 190...
I weighed myself yesterday, guys.
I was around 191 pounds.
Losing weight, man.
But I'll tell you this, I'm pretty lean right now.
Definitely pretty lean right now Get up, Chinaman.
Chinaman?
Chinaman?
You there?
Oh, he's probably connecting his mic or whatever.
Yeah, what up, bro?
Here, so you know what?
Let's watch...
Here, you know what?
Let's do...
Can you play open queue or nah?
Yeah.
Alright, let's do an open queue.
Alright, yeah.
Let's do a quick open queue.
I'm just still warming up.
Guys, by the way, I don't count these games towards my record because open queue I just kind of fuck around in.
Right now, even though I'm 0 for 2 in open queue right now.
Ronald, count it?
I count it when it's Roku because that's the real shit.
While I wait for a game, what do you guys want me to react to?
Amen.
Brady.
What was that?
I don't know where he's at.
He was on earlier, but I don't know what he's doing.
Is he still streaming?
Let me check.
Oh, Minister Jap is online right now.
He's playing Call of Duty.
What was that?
He's playing CLD. Oh, he is?
Oh, shit.
Alright, he'll probably come on after.
He's probably not checking his phone.
I called him.
Here, we got Minister Jap on.
Let's see what he's doing.
After sleep tomorrow, you know?
Me, Ash, and Awkward, we like win like 11 in a row.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, I went to...
I was too tired, man.
I couldn't play good.
Yo, chat, give me one in the chat.
You guys can hear this right now.
I feel like you're bored.
I almost.
I'm not happy.
I know somebody will say, but I'm not happy.
Why do you stay?
It's complicated.
Sometimes it's complicated.
Sometimes I need a nigga to keep paying my bills.
It's complicated.
It's complicated.
They never loved you, bro.
That's it.
I'm not happy.
Why do you stay?
It's complicated.
That's an illusion.
That's a mirage.
You have got to wake up.
And understand this shit, man.
Understand the reasons why they cheat.
Sometimes they don't even need a reason, but they will find ways to justify it.
Facts.
And when they do they dirt, it's your fault.
It's always your fault.
Want me to cheat on her, man?
Ooh, that's easy.
Mm-hmm.
Reasons why these bitches cheat.
Let's go.
That will push a woman to cheat on her man.
Oh, that's easy.
Or her husband.
Is the lack of emotional support.
Now, this is a big one right here.
Shut the hell up.
This is every bitch's go-to.
Yep.
Get that there for me emotionally.
Newsflash, bitch.
We are men.
We are not emotional.
No man knows how to be there for people emotionally.
We only think with logic.
You know what I'm saying?
We don't know how to be your girlfriend.
Any nigga that's around you being there for you emotionally is playing along in the beginning to get the pussy until he's accustomed to the pussy and then he becomes the nigga you left.
Facts.
That is the truth.
That is the truth.
It's not in our nature to be emotional.
It's unnatural.
You know?
You want emotions?
Get you a hairstylist.
Get you a motherfucking nigga with some broke wrist energy.
Broke wrist energy.
That's funny.
You want emotions?
Get you a nigga from the Baptist Church.
One of them compromised niggas.
You want emotions?
Get you a gay nigga.
You want emotions?
Get you a motherfucking girl.
No motherfucking man even know how.
We don't even know how to approach that.
I know how to be.
I know how to be for my woman emotionally.
The fuck?
The fuck?
That will push a woman to cheat on her man.
Oh, that's easy.
Or her husband.
Is the lack of emotional support.
I can almost guarantee that for a fact.
So if you go and I study women, I used to really think men were the problem until I really started studying women and our behavior and our emotional instability.
So when we don't feel like loved or attracted by our partner, most women, I won't say all women because I don't move like this, But then we start seeking attention.
If you listen to every woman who just...
Ask a woman, why did y'all break up or why did y'all fall out?
Show almost always say, he wasn't showing me love or affection.
Always.
It'll always be based on how.
Love and affection.
Start that, man.
Why did we already define what a man's love?
Provision.
You know what I'm saying?
Our love is real.
Our love takes work, effort, and actual fucking work.
And money.
We actually do shit.
We make sure you straight.
Make sure you motherfucking heat.
Electric on.
Make sure your car.
Got air in the tires.
Making sure your fucking oil is changed.
They just shoulda goddamn filthy face.
These hoes talking about all this stupid shit.
There's a rumba right there.
I love taking sacrifice.
We actually do shit.
We give up shit.
We go without.
Bitches don't go without nothing.
When you seen a bitch...
Come on, man.
These bitches don't even love their kids.
They won't sacrifice for their kids.
You're just saying words.
What's she sayin'?
Alright ninjas.
*Sigh* w ph 1
oh good job Alright.
Let's switch the team shot.
Sorry, shot.
A little...
Now you see me?
No you don't!
Peak performance!
There's smoke, there's fire!
Gotcha!
Let them out!
Too early to kick the butt!
Oh yeah.
Get back a bit my run.
We down one.
Oh yeah.
Yup.
Got him.
Nice.
Fucked him up.
That was easy clap.
Good round.
Easy clap.
Nice grab.
Score.
One to zero.
*slap* *slap* Hello.
Safety first.
Taking down enemies?
First and a half.
Damn.
We got pedophile in here.
Here we go!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round two, capture the objective.
Alright, let's fuck these kids up again.
Hope they've packed up their bags for when we drive them out.
No one can stop me!
Creeper on me!
I need heals back.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go!
Sorry, Dad!
Oh, I'm dinking this Arisa.
Let's go!
The beatings will continue!
Oh, man!
These boys get fucked up!
let's go!
Are you on the left?
Iron's still alive.
yup backing up and backing up Oh fuck Reaper is so low right now Oh, look!
Yo, there's a bunch like four of them underneath you, bro.
Four of them chase me.
I got three!
Only 10 left I got four Learn that one from me I got five!
Let's fucking go, man.
I kill everybody.
I kill everybody!
Stay alive, guys.
Come back to point!
Monkey monkey monkey!
What are you doing, man?
Come back to point.
Come back to point.
We got too much tank buster I got you guys Oh my god, I'm here.
I think we run at them, right?
80%?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's run!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go to their spawn!
No, they're gonna send spawn.
We can't hurt them.
Game is over.
Nice.
We owe the power of Haitian men.
Facts, the power of the Haitian man.
Baptiste.
Oh, you know what time it is though.
There's a 12:01 play of the game.
Why is that play?
play that shows trash all right I have no idea.
I don't know why the hell that show was trying to play.
All right, back to the video, ninjas.
I'm being there for, uh, uh, uh, emotionally.
She just wants you to say kind things.
It's gonna be okay.
We make it okay.
You know what I'm saying?
We make shit happen.
Y'all hoes just be talking.
The man was making her feel.
He might have been working hard, bringing home money every day, working from...
And that's the love!
Bitch!
Yup.
Yup.
Facts.
All this shit you talking about is imaginary.
Dumb whore?
Let's go.
7am to 9pm, but if most women, if you're not giving her that, um, those affirmations, they will go get it.
Affirmations.
Affection and all this shit.
That's your job!
Wanna hug and hold hands and cuddle and shit?
That's not in a man's neck!
I don't fucking wanna cuddle all goddamn day!
We got shit to do!
Sometimes I just wanna cuddle.
You don't hold me.
Motherfucker, hold me!
I'm the motherfucker that's working!
To satisfy your unsatisfiable ass!
Facts.
Bitch!
I can spin.
Coming home to your funky ass in a bonnet?
And some goddamn pajama pants and some flip-flops!
Eating this boring-ass spaghetti acting like I'm eating a motherfucking five-star restaurant!
Your ass don't know how to make shit but spaghetti and Alfredo!
How about that?
Lord, he's nuts!
He's doing hilarious stuff.
Guys, we don't got a record because we're playing open queue right now, but technically we're one and two, I think.
One and two.
But I'm not counting open Q. We're gonna start playing real Q here in a second.
I think this will probably be the last game and then we're gonna start playing the real Roku.
Let's go to team chat.
Alright, let's fuck these dudes up.
Let's go.
Y'all know what time it is.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Oh, that was the Roadhog on our team last game.
We about to show him why he trashed.
Oh, they're running 3 tank.
That's okay.
That's okay Hog is low Oh I'm low on heals, but I'll try to keep her- Let's go.
- Well, two dead.
Where you going?
Nice.
Yeah, where you going dude?
No escape.
No escape, bitch.
The bees will continue.
Fucking monk.
A weird metal monk, too.
Oh, Mog I'm about to get the shit pushed in.
Come out.
Come out, motherfuckers.
Oh my god.
Everything is chance buster.
Poke out, scrubs.
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
Woo!
I kill everyone!
I kill everyone!
They're all dead!
Oh, get fucked!
These dudes are getting ran through!
Alright.
I will payload Princess.
Oh, I'm dead.
That was trash.
I shouldn't have done that.
What are you doing, man?
Wrong!
Wrong!
It's wrong!
I don't know what happened.
The Zen guy lucky hit on me.
He was just spamming his little orbs and got me.
Sounds like a report.
All cold to shatter.
Yeah, Sift for a shatter Fuck The logic and what shatter hits does not make sense
at all at all.
If we have Ana, we win this, I promise you.
I can go 9-0.
Okay.
That would be nice.
Um.
Moga can die.
Moga can die.
I'm about to die.
He's just running after me.
I need help.
I need help.
Nice speed drop.
How the hell am I still alive?
I don't even know.
Iron Mares, go to place.
they can shoot you I will stay together The fuck are you doing man?
*Gunshot* *Gunshot*
Bro I just locked it down to 1 HP man
Comes out of nowhere and kills me *Gunshot* Yeah we need more damage Can we get Ana?
I will hook the Malka and kill Malka and everything else will be easy Oh nice!
Nice.
I got one!
I got one!
Big one!
Push payload guys!
Don't waste this time!
Ryan's on top.
You've got no one with you right now, so...
It's okay, push him payload!
Push payload, push payload, it's okay!
Nice!
Alright, nice.
Yes, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, you guys are gonna get the good spawn anyway.
I'm just gonna wait and spawn for them.
Yeah, can we get an Ana, please?
Do you want me to swap?
I feel like I can't heal this much of an Ana.
I don't need a heal.
I promise I don't need a heal.
That's one dead.
Kill me, Lucio, please.
Get your ult charge up.
Moga low!
Moga very low!
Yeah, he is very low.
Ryan is low on the left.
Ryan is low on the left.
Kill Ryan.
Kill Ryan.
Let's kill Ryan.
Ryan on me.
Please guys.
Nice.
Nice.
Pushing payload.
I'll put your pain off.
Can't even see anything with your big ass tanks in my way.
That's the plan.
Hold your shield.
Hold your shield.
Kill Mugga, kill Mugga, guys!
Mugga won!
Kurt, Kurt!
Who's your list?
I'm gonna go up.
Cass, can you stick- Yeah, please.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Lucia help me here.
You take the long way, Myron.
Take cover, take cover.
I'm back, I'm back.
They cover.
It's high.
into the eyes.
Oh it's white everybody on me.
Bro, now Ana?
That's a little bit late, man.
It's okay, we can still...
Oh, we lost that.
Someone touch, someone touch!
Oh, it's on there.
Oh, it's on there.
Oh, Ana, it's a little bit late.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
Not exactly what I expect.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your...
I had a high noon.
Like four of them lined up with the fucking Rheinschild.
God damn it, bro.
All right, we're going to just full hold these kids.
They suck.
They suck.
When I hook their Hog or Maoka, just anti-nate.
It's alright, dude, play Rheinshield.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Just me and you gotta planate the Hammer Downs, bro.
We coordinate the hammer down, so we'll get it.
Ryan and McCree is actually like a really good combo with Ana.
He's actually really good.
Overwatch 1 days.
But you don't have flashback anymore.
No, true, but Ryan is just good with McCree.
They ran soft to Ana, so he might not get one.
We'll see.
RSI is good.
I already saw it's good Untie anyone I've hooked Get down Maren get down get down
Get down Get down Get down Get down Oh shit.
Monkey on me.
He's low.
Good sleep.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Ryan dead, Ryan dead, Ryan dead.
Ryan dead.
We can win this.
We can win this.
Heal me Ana.
Heal me Ana.
Moira!
Iron!
Why didn't you take cover?
I was...
that Moira was there anyway.
Fuck.
Diva, get off, Diva, get off.
*Grunts* Nice killin' the Rhine.
Just more heals.
No heal?
Damn!
What the- what- how does- how heal- healer died?
They're focusing us because we are healing more than their whole team combined.
Bro...
I'm backing up.
I have 17k and I have 16k total.
They're Moira's low as the part.
Oh, this Moira's an idiot!
Get fucked, dummy!
Why would you- I gotta ult.
I need heals, I need heals.
I'm gonna high noon them here in a bit.
Monkey's gonna- Oh, I need heals, bud.
Monkey, jump in on you, Ana.
Oh, I gotta lose me.
Monkey on the left, one shot.
Oh.
Monkey dead because he's a dumbass.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Fashion low.
Moira, Moira?
She has no fade, she has no fade and she's low.
Nice, nice, nice.
Get Hydron, get Hydron.
I'm a Hydron right now Monkey's gonna try to jump on me probably He jumped on you guys.
He's on the left.
Go for monkey guy Hello there Zoning him, zoning him, zoning him Oh wow.
They got an Arisa now.
They got an Arisa.
Bullshit.
I'm almost back.
Help me!
Where's my heal?
Monkey one shot above in the back.
Bro, why don't you heal my crit instead of me?
If you heal me, I went there!
Like, am I- are we missing something?
Like, do you see the score chord?
What did you mean?
You didn't heal me there!
Bro, I killed you last fight.
Shut the fuck up, man.
No, it's not fine.
He doesn't heal me!
I got no fucking heal there!
Holy shit!
You're not serious right now, are you?
Is this guy trolling?
No, no, no.
It's okay.
It's okay.
He's right.
He's right.
Alright, it's not bad.
Are you ready?
Surrender to my will.
More purple on right.
close the iris.
French left behind.
Ah, I was reloading.
The trashest teaming I've ever seen.
Holy shit!
Winnable, winnable, just Zen, just Zen, just Zen!
Don't fucking get- Dude, I was reloading!
Get the Zen!
Bro, you guys are fucking trash.
Dude, Hogg, you did terrible, no joke.
I did terrible.
That shit was embarrassing.
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
That shit was literally embarrassing to watch.
Oh shit, really?
You did better, right?
What's your kill cam?
Where's your kill cam?
Alright *Sigh* Now we're going to play the real shit.
Let's go.
Roll cue time.
I'm too low on this account, man.
Let me swap the end.
No, no.
You can pick on this account.
You just can't pick tank.
No, no, no.
I can't play anything.
It's a wide match.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Back to the Video Ninjas.
you Thank you.
These bitches really be...
You know what I'm saying?
It's an emotional thing.
It's a...
Oh shit, I got locked...
Oh fuck.
You know, it's a relationship.
Fuck, I got locked into a game.
Ah shit.
I didn't realize it would keep searching.
Alright.
Alright chat, we're in this solo queue.
All right chat, we're in the solo queue.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I got my...
I got my grape drink.
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Time to fuck these boys up.
Intrepid explorers, it's time to get to work!
Alright.
Chat.
Anybody have voice chat?
No. Five, four, three, two, one, attack commencing.
Escort the payload.
Power low.
Balls top right.
Yeah, Widow and Sojourn up top.
God damn it, man.
Widow make her up top.
She's gonna be a pain in ass.
Thanks Oh dead Widow make her up top, guys.
Widow make her up top.
She's one shot up there!
Widowmaker as well.
Got her!
Nice power boost!
Widowmaker and, uh, Lightweaver, Lightweaver!
Ball is low, ball is low, ball is low, ball is low, ball could die, ball could die, ball could die!
He got pulled.
So good, so good.
Soldier in one!
Fuck, man.
No pull.
You still got some fighting me.
*Gunshot* Put it low.
Ball is so low right now.
Got him.
Ball gone.
Good.
Good.
Ah no.
Good choice.
Widowmaker on the left, guys.
Trying to snipe.
Oh my god.
Enemy spotted.
I've seen tougher spots. Pause left.
Powered up.
Widowmaker's still there.
Widowmaker's still there.
Watch out.
Top left.
I've lost.
Enemy here.
I got a visor.
Um...
Don't let her Sigma die.
She would nano him.
Ball is low.
Ball is low.
Kill ball.
Fuck these kids.
What's up man?
Cleaver's low.
Two dead on their team.
Two dead on their team.
Three dead on their team.
There we go.
Good stuff, Rapid.
Just ball, I think.
We lost that fight because of a railing, by the way.
Ball lived because of a fucking railing.
Please don't stick with me.
That's care.
Sombra in there with you.
Hey, what does a Sombra do?
What the fuck?
Ball on the right.
Ball one, ball one, ball one.
Okay, we didn't Ball ball ball ball Okay, no cleanse They can't get away with this Watch for that sniper!
What is that syzygy?!
Carry on the right, carry on the right, Bat.
Carry on the right.
Paylock must follow its course.
Put it into motion.
I'm on fire!
Carry, carry on your back.
Bro!
Fuck, man!
Hello.
He's dead.
Kiri low, on the side.
Widow hiding in the back.
Please cleanse.
I can EMP in the corner up there.
Kiri low, Kiri low in the middle!
Monkey on, man, need help.
Monkey's half, monkey's half, kill him.
It's half Still got some fight in me here No pull. Sombra low.
Monkey ball.
Two dead on their team.
Two dead on their team.
Widowmaker on the left with Lifeweaver.
Three dead on their team.
Just Widowmaker and...
Well...
Bro, Widowmaker and fuck y'all...
Please, dude...
Let them up!
The enemy outnumbered!
What is that syzygy?!
I've got you in my sights!
No suzu, no suzu.
No TP too.
Monkey gone, monkey gone.
Winnable.
Winnable, winnable, winnable.
I'm on the point.
Weaver, weaver, weaver hack.
Fuck!
Man!
I just need somebody else to get abilities out.
I force out both support abilities every fight.
We don't do anything with it.
Score.
One to zero.
Switching sides.
Gotta full hold them.
We'll be right back.
Why don't we play door?
Every soldier needs a cause.
Might as well, we're gonna be in the same spot anyway if we don't play door.
I guess we're not that different.
Wait, you say we're gonna play door?
Like, right up on your spawn?
Yeah.
Alright, fuck it.
Cause that's what the would've made once of space.
Did Captain Opara make it back as well?
I can't- we can't do it if this tank doesn't show up though.
I mean, we're probably not gonna be able to now, but...
Who's gonna be our tank?
Ahog?
Alright.
Is he in chat?
I don't think so.
Issues, he's so fucking slow.
Monkey?
Monkey iced off?
We can kill him?
Monkey has won, Monkey has won.
Got him, got him.
Lifeweaver dead.
Let's go.
Punish these scrubs.
Widowmaker needs space to do anything.
Oh, you got sniped?
That's fine.
Moira will be able to get back quickly.
Moira dead?
Let's go!
Hunter's these kids, they suck!
These crubs fucking suck!
Widowmaker and spawn.
Middle door, middle door.
Sombra on me.
I need help, Sombra on me.
Sombra one shot over here?
Sombra one shot over here?
Where the fuck did she go, man?
Alright, whatever.
They got a hog now, they got a hog now.
Just back up, I gotta submit it.
Back up a bit, back up a bit, back up a bit.
Widowmaker, stop left!
Go to make from top left.
*sad* *sad* *sad* Yo watch it!
*sad* *sad* *sad* Watch out for the Widowmaker, bro.
Widowmaker in that room over there.
They got sights.
Keep that in mind.
Pog is low.
Alright.
Pog over here, Bap.
Pog and Ana.
I need heals.
Thank you.
Moira, Moira!
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I got a visor for next fight.
Pog is one.
Ana in the back.
One more raw Got EMP in, they're gonna have EMP I got a visor.
Sniper, keep your heads down.
I'm back, I'm back, I don't want to listen.
Yep, Sarver here, Sarver here!
Where, where?
Oh my gosh, we left.
I didn't realize we left.
Widow, Widow it!
Widow's in that room over there, man.
Sarver's top.
Widow's in that room over there.
I've lost my enemy here.
EMT activated.
I've got you in my sense.
Got her, got her, got her.
Hog is nanoed.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting Hog.
Hog can die, Hog can die, Hog can die.
Got him, let's fucking go.
Ana, Ana, Ana over here, watch out.
Let's go!
Come here, bitch!
Where'd the Sombra go?
Widow 1, Widow 1, Widow 1, Widow 1!
Widow, she's 1.
Monkey is low.
Mace full health now.
I'm with you, Sombra.
I'm with you.
Let's get this dummy.
I'm with you.
Mercy.
Oh, someone's on point.
I'm shooting Moira.
She's ulting.
Monkey on point.
Monkey on point.
Monkey on point low.
Sombra's in the window.
Diving our window.
Mercy.
Let's kill this monkey.
Monkey low!
Monkey low, good.
Widow on top, Widow on top, Widow on top, top right.
Widow on top.
I can get the Widow.
Widow's one!
Alright.
Bitches trash.
Let's fucking go!
Fuck these scrubs!
Fuck them!
Let's fucking go, man!
That kid, that fucking Widowmaker carried them, but they still suck.
COVID. Yeah.
I got the...
I got the scamdemic.
Alright, guys.
We're on our way to Master, baby.
We're on our way to Master, guys!
Alright, that's 1-0.
Yeah, Chinaman, I didn't realize that when you left, the queue kept going. the queue kept going.
Can you say that again, Mayor?
I said, I didn't realize that when you left, the queue kept going.
Yeah, it does that.
Yeah, it it does.
We got a game?
Alright, let's go.
We got some victims.
Let's get it.
What do we got?
I'm on damage Yo Chinaman, you want McCree you want McCree or do you want a soldier?
Every soldier needs a cause.
Yeah, it's okay.
Play what you want, man.
Alright.
Don't worry.
I have a plan for that.
Alright, let's get it.
I'm going for high ground on the left.
Oh, Reinhardt's up there.
Reinhardt on the left here.
Soldier on the left too.
They're all on the left.
Reinhardt's on point.
And BAP. Lucio could die, he's idiot.
Lucio one Reinhardt here But he's still one.
He's still one.
I'll shoot him No helix on rocket on soldier?
Bap is lowest fuck All right, so we're steam shot Let's go Nice, nice, nice.
Four on four.
Four on four.
Three on four.
Three on four.
We got this.
Ryan is half.
Punch him, Doofus.
There you go.
No, he's still alive.
Kill this idiot!
How's he still alive?
Oh, wow.
Ryan has 1 HP, man.
Tracer on point.
Hop to him.
Hop to him.
Tracer.
Tracer recalled on the left.
Whoa!
Reinhardt on me.
He's one HP, dude.
One fucking HP. I got Visor.
Tracer behind you guys.
There's her one.
Where is she?
Go high ground, Marin.
Go high ground.
I'm going to.
Going to right now.
Nice.
Tracer dead.
I'm on high ground.
Ana, one shot next to you, Doom.
Ana, one shot behind you, Doom.
Too late, Marin.
Too late.
Don't fight that.
I've got you in my sights.
I couldn't get.
I can't get away with this.
They're taking the objective.
Reinhardt, Ana.
Oh!
Ryan has one HP. Got him!
Let's go!
Ana!
Ana on the right low!
We got touch point!
I'm on point!
I'm on point!
Ana one!
Tracer one!
Melted!
Let's go!
Ana!
Ana!
Ana running away from their side!
Lucio on a point too!
Bro, how?
Sombra on the right!
Lucio in the middle!
Ana on the right!
Ryan on point with...
Oh shit!
Look at this shit man!
Chasing me so fucking hard man!
You are fastened in him!
I've seen tougher spots.
Incoming!
Bro.
The name's Cassidy.
Score.
Zero to one.
It's not my job to get you back alive.
but stay close to me and we might manage it anyway we got on this one man Our tank isn't creating space, bro.
I don't know what this doofus is doing, bro.
Reinhardt on the left.
Reinhardt on the left.
Here he is.
Can we focus him and kill him, please?
He ran away.
Tracer on the right.
Tracer on the right.
Tracer and Sombra on the right.
Prod. Reinhardt is half here.
He can die.
Shield's about to break.
Dead.
Let's go.
Push up now.
Lucio and Sombra here.
In front of the point.
Kill these idiots.
Sombra.
Sombra.
I mean Ana on the left.
Ana on the left.
Ana one shot on the left.
Boom.
Oh my god.
Kill the Rhyme!
Kill Rhine!
There's one HP.
Run.
Bunch of them on the left.
Get back!
Get back!
I'll try to repay the favor.
That's one.
You gotta be kidding me.
Where's Gio?
I killed three there.
I'm still standing.
I'm still fighting.
I'll do something more.
Yo, this Reinhardt is fucking this food up now.
He's one shot.
Freeze, you know.
Reinhardt on the left.
Reinhardt on the left.
I'm on Tracer with you, I'm on Tracer.
That beat was late.
That beat got an old one.
That B got no one.
Our teammates are trash.
I rolled!
*sad music* Yeah, that was fucking sad.
Man.
That was a fucking- we got tank diffed big time.
Thank you.
I think it's a healer dude.
It's fucking more uh...
Press his ultimate and go 1v1 Ana and kill by their Ana.
Ah, damn.
Jab took his video off.
Oh, we got a game.
Prepare to attack.
select your hero every soldier needs a cause
The truth is out there.
Let's find it together.
I hear if it weren't for your parents, you'd be as much an outlaw as me.
They're always trying to help.
But frankly, I prefer they give up.
Yeah?
Well, be careful what you wish for.
I see!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
Capture Objective A. I love a fresh beginning.
Sniper Spot!
Head down.
Widowmaker.
Winston's so low right now.
I'm punching them all.
That's a big kill I'm not gonna die You say I'm done yet?
Yeah, I'll turn it off Let's get some healing things going now Nice beam Don't make it my face I have your kingdom!
Cover here!
Monkey!
Oh...
Monkey is low.
Monkey dead.
Monkey dead.
Widow one.
Got him.
Echo low.
Echo low.
Bro, how the hell do we...
Alright, switch to Team Chad.
They got Mephree now?
and please you don't pick don't pick that let's go let's go Let's go!
Push up!
Kill monkey!
Kill monkey!
Help me among you.
I've seen tougher spots.
I'm on fire.
I need healing.
It's go time.
60 seconds. 60 seconds. 60 seconds. 60 seconds. 60 seconds.
Read.
Re-deploying.
The tree has fallen.
Take care.
Healing signal incoming!
30 seconds. 30 seconds. 30 seconds.
Time's running out of here.
Let's pick it up.
Concentrating to crash.
Time to spray.
Get with it.
What?
Adapted circuits engaged.
We're leaving soldiers.
Well, I mean, I'm trying to learn.
I'll let break it down!
Echo low.
We got a touch.
What I can do?
What the fuck that I can do about this?
I kill 3 and we lose.
I kill 2 and we lose.
Score.
0 to 0.
switching sides when we didn't even go proper proper healer Fucking Lucio doing nothing.
Fucking Live River doing nothing.
Our tank just...
Our tank job is to die.
This is fucking...
This is fucking...
Yeah!
What was your hometown like, Morrison?
Flat.
Cold.
Lots of weapons.
Our tank is getting tank-diffed.
Fucking terrible.
Not so different from mine.
Can't even cap the first fucking name.
All of the enemy deaths is by me.
They're literally six.
Defend objective A.
Keep in sight.
And this will go smoothly.
That's better.
Monkeys really low.
I'm shooting monkeys, anti-hulk.
McCree low on point two?
Bro, holy shit.
Yup.
Tank, dude.
This is a trash team.
Tank, fucking dude.
Two and five, bro.
Kid fucking sucks, man.
Actually, two and six.
I've seen tougher spots.
Even worse.
This fucking Piccolo bug kid, avoid him, bro.
Down and diamond too, awesome.
Yeah, uh, yo, block that fucking piccolo bug kid, man.
Avoid his teammate.
Dude is fucking trash, bro.
And those healers were trash too.
Do you want to play it, man?
Or do you want to watch a video?
You can go ahead and play.
I'm going to find a video here.
Oh, we already got a game.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
I always watch this debate with the hottest ones.
They think they've got a really hard stance on a thing, but in reality, there's just some factual thing they disagree with.
Nobody is a free speech absolutist because as soon as you say, should you be able to post child porn?
It's like, okay, well, no, not that.
Oh, okay.
Should you be able to, like, post somebody's address and be able to go kill him?
Maybe not that.
Okay.
So we're not, like, ultra free-speed drop cylinders.
There's, like, some boundaries we have to draw.
We just need to decide where to draw the boundaries.
Same thing with, like, as controversial as they are, like, vaccine mandates, right?
Like, I don't think anybody's actually opposed to vaccine mandates.
There was a disease that came out that laid dormant in your body and then caused you to die instantly in two weeks.
And that had like an 80% mortality rate and infected everybody.
I think everybody was like, okay, you gotta get a fucking vaccine.
They'll be killing each other to get the vaccine.
Exactly, yeah.
But if you've got a disease that doesn't really affect people that much, it's a cold, and you're like, well, if you don't get the vaccine...
Every soldier needs a cause.
But people will act like on both sides.
I'm pro-vaccine mandate, anti-vaccine mandate.
You're not really.
You're just disagreeing about this particular one of the facts about this thing.
That's what it really boiled down to, because I'm not anti-vaccine, but I was...
Watching myself.
I hate to a convocation.
No.
You gotta test it.
Normally when a vaccine comes out, it's a decade.
We got a game, gentlemen.
One, round one, capture the objective.
Let's move out.
*Skills* *Skills* *Skills* Oh no, I'm not going on me.
Monkey, uh...
*Skills* Bro, where's my healer?
*Skills* *Skills* *Skills* where I've numbered.
Purge the enemy from our objectives.
Rubble off the map.
Alright, switch to team chat.
Join me!
They'll regret that.
I'm gonna keep this safe!
I'm not nervous, so I still need some.
Genji won.
Come back, Marin.
Come back.
McCree on the left.
Monkey on you, Moro.
Pre-1.
Okay.
Train this room on the right.
Oh, shit.
I'm running.
Fuck that!
What is this, teammates?!
Alright.
Bro, what?
All right, all of us are grouped up.
We're good now.
We're going up with you, Ed.
No, no, no.
You're gonna die there Monkey, oh my god.
Don't shoot his block man.
No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
You almost killed me.
Stop.
Mercy dead?
Yeah I grow high ground They're gonna jump on us if we do that, but alright.
I mean, you go high ground.
If they jump you, just jump down, Marin.
You don't need to fight them on high ground.
Well, Kree and Genji, one HP in there.
They're gonna go for you, Marin.
Monkey on me right now.
I need help.
Monkey dropping down on Reinhardt.
Monkey is one shot above in the sky.
Mercy was one shot to me.
This McCranger team sucks.
It's time to drink up!
Oh!
Solo Blade!
Here we go!
This is going to be fun.
Best round lost.
Hello there!
I feel unstoppable!
Score.
Zero to one.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count Work together and we'll make it through I've got a Widow man,
don't don't peek too much.
Yeah, I'm out there.
I've got a Widow man, don't peek too much.
Oh my god, bro.
He's on the left.
Nice heaters.
*GASP* Nice nice nice Sojourn dead.
And she got raised.
So strong weak.
Luffy on a right here.
Anna one.
Of course.
Makiya's ultimate already!
Can we get this Mercy please?
Not really, because our healers are dead.
For no fucking reason.
See, I think it's just a really big DPS gap at this point, boys.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's really not.
I don't know, I don't know.
The stats really don't lie.
See?
It died too much.
Winston up next to you guys on the left.
See?
Can you tell me that's a GPS diff?
Hit one shot.
Look at the stats though.
You get one shot after the dumbass stats.
I killed him two times!
Bro, alright.
Do it again.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
I kill him three times now.
He got a visor.
He got a vision.
I'm gonna peek now.
Do a big homie.
This team is on your shoulders right now.
I'm shooting the monkey, guys.
I'm trying to kill him.
He's one shot.
I'm pushing him back.
Monkey is literally one shot.
Okay.
This ends now.
Use my heal pad, Monkey!
Sorcerer, Sorcerer on your right!
Yeah, Monkey die first.
Of course.
Monkey die first.
Of course how we lose that.
Yeah, and the healers didn't get to you in time, right?
So is it really a DPS def?
No.
Do better, tank!
You got this!
Oh my god, you got this!
Oh, where's your primal?
Oh, where's the DPS team?
Yeah, smile more for your father.
Yeah, smile more for your father.
This is so funny.
You are fine.
You are without me.
Alright, boys.
Smile more.
Kid fucking sucks.
Maybe enjoy playing video games instead of being salty homie.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
I'm not here to fucking enjoy.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Fucking dumbass.
Maybe enjoy it like a faggot.
Maybe enjoy it.
Enjoy it!
Keep getting mad, homie.
Yeah, I am mad.
I'm so mad.
I can tell.
Hey, uh...
Yo, Chinaman, I'm on YouTube, so try not to go too hard on these idiots.
Oh, my bad.
Let me ask someone.
.
Give me Parlier, by the way, bro.
It's saying it's gonna be a wide match with Wang Chung in here.
It's fine, I'll just play healer.
Can I play healer?
Yeah.
What are we, one and three now, bro?
I could play healer and it won't be a wide match, by the way.
I don't mind.
I'm pretty close to your rank as healer, so it shouldn't be a wide match.
Yeah, you're Master 5 healer.
Yeah, just if you want, I'll swap to healer now.
Nah, it's fine.
I could do one game playing healer.
You guys all went up to Master yesterday, god damn.
I should've kept playing, but I was too tired.
We win like 11 in a row Agra's master 3 I'm Master 4.
He's master I've Oh shit, you are your observer, right?
Thank you.
Uh, is this Europe?
Yeah.
I will not leave a broken world behind.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, avoid the bullets.
Maybe one day we'll go on missions in Hawaii.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend Objective A! I have like 190 ms.
Not sure this is Europe, but might be.
*BARRIER INITIALIZED* Monkey *BARRIER INITIALIZED* Tori behind!
Tori's behind us!
Let's take them out!
Enemy two of you, sojourn on the room.
You need this one.
I'm under attack.
Barrier is nearly spanking.
Enemy vector, calculate.
Enemy two of you, disproven.
Barrier is blue.
Barrier has been overwhelmed.
Slap the MAGA over there.
And he's anti-native.
Anti-mogon, yeah.
Oh, what the...
How did I fucking end this guy?
Okay, I'm sorry.
You got it.
How?!
You had the shield up!
I'm coming back.
Oh, fuck.
This is not the end.
Are you dying with a nanomare?
I got Nano now, you want it?
No.
Help me.
That's for testifying against Overwatch.
Oh.
Objective, I lost that.
Stop the payload.
Maybe don't pick them, Mary.
The payload must be stopped.
*Sigh* Stay in care of you.
Area denial.
I hit him with the sleep, but he was red.
Maren, come on, Hagram.
Maren, come on, Hagram.
What is that syzygy?
You're followed up.
Get in there!
You must have that thing.
Don't give up.
You can't beat me.
Man, don't push.
You're a healer.
I can't one shot you.
Not so fast.
I'm under attack.
An enemy appears.
Get out of my way or I'll run you over.
I keep going.
It's go time!
Big nading her.
It's just wrong, Marin.
Take cover.
You're too open, Marin.
just to cover you tactical visor active How is this Mauga just go for our backline and kill me?
Where's our tank?
Yeah, he died.
I go out on my toes.
Everybody's army.
I need heal!
I'm too low I'm too low Don't Byron go go go with a dirt angry You need an anti-mauke.
Anzo.
I appreciate your support.
You're far down.
Get in there.
It's not enough.
Fuck him up, fuck him up.
Nice.
What?
Where'd this motherfucker come from?
We just lost that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that we just lost that.
I need to check the connection after this.
I think this might be like a out of Europe server.
This dumb ass soldier you're gonna help touch.
This dumb ass soldier you're gonna help.
I will not leave a broken world behind.
These phenomena bear further investigation.
I hate to work on vacation.
We're doing this my way.
Five, four, three, four.
Alright, just gotta push it faster than them.
Let's go switch to team chat.
They want to fight, huh?
Let's give it to him.
Action enemy vector calculated.
Barrier unsuccessful.
What the fuck?
Dime.
Somebody get me some healing.
There's much for you to do.
Barrier is nearly spent.
Help me.
Don't fret.
I see you.
Need healing.
The barrier is weak as you.
I'm sorry.
Silence.
I'm healing you.
An enemy appears.
I have you.
Keep fighting.
Healing fortified.
Shit.
Enough whining.
*laughs* Got him, got him.
Nah, tank dead.
*awkward silence* *awkward silence* I'm not finished.
I've got you.
Bashan, I don't know how you fuck up turret forms so frequently.
Heroes never die!
This ends now!
How much you bash?
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Buy more enemies.
He's anti-healed this bitch.
And slap, and slap.
Sigma ruined my OP. Nice job, nice job.
Keep pushing.
What?
No heal.
This mercy doesn't look at me.
You are getting fucking healed, retard.
You just got Sojourn headshot.
*Dynamite act* Can't blue beam me?
Thank you He'll cover you Bro Reservoir!
They're down.
They're down on one.
Let's help as I heal the red saw.
Let's go.
He's low, he's low, he's low.
The sojourn is very low Don't die to sojourn please This ends now Reach it Sojourn behind us.
Sojourn behind us, guys.
I have to do so much, I have to do so much Bluebeam, bluebeam Proclaiming a barrier Let's give them their medicine Hey!
There's one!
A threat emerges For sure and low Oh, she's out of the way You're powered up, get in there Let's go.
Fuck him up.
Anti-healed on this bitch, man.
Oh, God.
groan.
Thanks.
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
*Many heal*
Any heal?
Mercy, why did you rest that?
That's not resable I'm here, keep fighting
Bash him Time to cook.
Come on.
Anti-hailed on that idiot.
Let's go.
An enemy appears Carry teleported Surgeon on the right Wrestle boy, Wrestle boy F**k man, that Torb is one shot.
Nah, they used everything.
But we don't got time.
Yeah, we don't go a ton I'll go I'll swap to healing Alright.
they just check if we're on Europe server oh it's wide match Let me go tank and then we'll be good.
Let me go.
All right.
Let's go back to the video.
Yeah.
What are we?
1 in 5 now?
Or 1 in 4?
What was your take on that COVID vaccine?
1 in 5.
Chat, what are we?
1 in 5 or 1 in 4?
Where are you streaming, by the way?
YouTube, Rumble, Twitch.
Oh, nice.
Everything has a side effect.
Yes.
But the problem is people will compare taking the medicine to nothing happening, but you don't take medicine or nothing happens.
You're trying to compare the medicine to the disease or whatever it is you're going to get.
So people will look at a vaccine or a particular pill or whatever and say, if you have this, it's this side effect and that side effect.
Okay, well, we're not comparing that to not taking it at all.
Let's compare it to if you get the thing it's supposed to prevent.
Well, what does that do?
I think that the challenging part for COVID, and a lot of people don't remember this, is...
Nobody really knew what was going to happen at the time.
Is this going to be a 2% mortality thing, or a 10% mortality thing?
Nobody had any idea, and it was super infectious.
This thing spread faster than fucking anything in the world.
There's a number of people that were impacted, because it's a respiratory disease, It's not like you get it and your eyes are bleeding and everything sticks away from you.
Like, nobody's getting fucking mass Ebola, okay, in the Western world because the motherfucker's walking looking like the Walking Dead, okay?
Get this guy the fuck away from me, okay?
You can see him coming.
Yeah, exactly.
Whereas if some guy comes up to you and, you know, he's got like a soap on his nose, this guy might be infecting 30 people, you have no fucking idea, yeah.
So I think that, yeah, I mean, at the time I can definitely understand the fear.
You're trying to stay ahead of the unknown because you don't know exactly how things are going to play out.
So in that sense, like, I mean...
It's hard to know what side to follow.
For this particular virus, a lot of people died.
I think this is a US service, by the way, right?
Probably.
First team job.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Initial flashpoint.
Mark it.
trying to show some discipline out there then is long Xen is low on the corner.
Ryan is half.
Get in here!
Zen on the right.
Zen is one shot on the side.
Well, I know.
Bunch of them look at me over here.
You got him over there.
Angelo.
I'm shooting Ryan.
Of course, bro.
Okay, we got it.
I'm back.
Let them up.
That's a pick.
Two dead actually Let's go Fuck these crubs.
Good shit.
Alright, one more fight and we got this.
They're going to the left side.
Oh never mind.
Ana, one shot!
Okay, I chased him.
I need help.
Got him.
Let's go.
I got you.
Thank you.
We got this shit.
Alright.
There's a Genji somewhere nearby.
Ooh.
Nice.
Nice Milaga pick.
Pop on the right.
Vap on the right.
Let me chase Bob!
No mortality.
Oh, junk is one.
I got it, I got it.
Don't worry.
I've got meds who needs it Babs is so low over there Let's kill Hawker.
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
He's half right now.
He's one shot now.
Oh, he's getting healed though.
Genshu coming towards you guys That coming towards you guys Fuck
Genji won Yeah, they just I can kill hog faster if you get anna I suck at Ana, dude.
Trust me, Baph is the better thing.
That's fine How far Oh, where's my...
Bro!
Please stay on me, Kiriko!
Where are you going?
You don't know Kiriko gonna stay with the fucking Maoka?
No.
Need help.
Thank you.
Tracer, you need a touch.
Tracer, you need a touch.
Okay?
I can probably touch.
NG1! I think that's one.
Nice!
Huge soldier, huge.
Alright.
That was literally an ult fest.
Us versus theirs.
Alright.
You win.
Behind us, behind us.
Our point.
Next, flashpoint.
I ran around!
What?
Don't fight it!
I tried to run, but I was literally four of them in there.
Everyone's getting better!
I rub some dirt on it.
I'm here.
I'm here, guys.
Doom on point.
Doom on point, low.
Doom on point, low.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh, fuck it, you got...
How is this getting to kill everybody?
No healers, no healers.
Hurry and run, hurry and run!
That's fine, we'll recover, we'll recover.
When people die, just run.
All good, we got this.
I've seen tougher spots.
Heal, heal, heal heal please.
Genji is behind us, FYI.
AH!!!
We got this normally Don't worry.
Alright, let's go.
Me and Kay are still alive.
We're back.
We're back in a fight with y'all.
Nice hook!
Nice hook!
Kill the Doom!
Nice!
There we go!
Someone untouched!
Someone untouched!
Bro, this Genji, man!
He's behind us guys.
Bro, does Genji just kill everybody?
*whispers* Yeah, I need help on the Genji Still got some fight in here I don't know if he's in voice check.
he's not voice jack really Get point!
Junk one!
Got em!
How?
HOW?! THE GENJI DIE AND THE WEI DIE?!
This is...
AHHHHH!
WHAT?!
Yo, Sojourn, are you in chat?
Yo, what's up?
Alright, good, good, good.
We gotta coordinate, bro.
Fuck!
The Genji died and we died.
Genji on the right, I need help.
Bro.
Genji, why guys?
Doom can die!
Can I have help?
Let's get point!
Oh my god, they don't have tank!
Zara has one HP on the left side, so...
Get the Genji.
Where's he at?
Junkrat one.
Junkrat low.
Let's get point, please!
Stay down three!
No, they got...
Alright, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, push him out of there.
Just push him out of there.
Alright, we got a point.
Zen is one!
They're all low!
They're all low!
Keep damage, please!
Zen is one!
Zen is low!
Nice!
Nice off!
Nice!
I got a visor for next fight.
Stay in the back with the visor.
My Marin, don't stay with me.
Don't stay with me.
Go work here, please You going on the right Doompers behind us And you won, then you won Doomers, I got both healers.
I got both healers.
I got both healers.
We can Nice, this is it.
Junk, junk, junk!
Fuck you, junk rat!
Scrub.
Who else wants to come in?
Yeah, who wants some?
Nice.
W, fuck those kids.
Chat, what are we?
Two and five or two and six?
That's unfortunate.
Chat.
Play of the game.
The fuck is that skin?
Yo chat, what are what are we?
Two and four?
I thought we were two and five.
Are you guys sure it's two?
Is it two and four or two and five?
Yeah, I don't know why Brad didn't join, guys.
I'm going to switch the title of the show now.
Just make it decline to master.
Master. Master. Master.
So, let's let's go.
I don't know what Brad doing Must have fell asleep or some shit.
Is he still streaming?
Yeah, he's playing COD. Still?
Last time I checked.
Let me check right now.
He's probably off now.
Yeah, he's off now.
Yeah, he's probably went to sleep.
Yeah, it's fine.
It happens.
We got a game Yeah
Go ahead team chat Every soldier needs a cause Every soldier needs a cause Just another day in the office.
Science needs going where outcomes are uncertain, but I am certain that we're going to have a great time.
Arnita!
Arnita!
To find success, we must search in harmony.
Let's fuck these scrubs up.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
He's got the pain.
- The fire must work and breathe as one.
- Gun crowd up top.
- Put it out.
- Come get him.
I'll try to be here in favor. - Go clear.
Monkey is so low.
Dead.
4 on 4.
4 on 4.
Soldier low up there.
Here we have.
I don't quit till the fight's done.
Go back, man.
Wait, I was gonna say use my heal.
Okay, nevermind.
No.
You're gonna push me, and I'm gonna get DMACC. Darker out top right.
He's lit.
Where's my team?
Soldier on high ground.
I feel like I'm one with everybody now.
Bro, what the fuck?
Nice.
Oh, she res a soldier.
Bro, where's my team?
We're all dead, dude.
Monkey here, monkey here.
Here, can I get a helpful monkey?
Problem.
Top advice, keep me alive while I do this shit.
Finish them off.
Monkey!
Oh my god, dude.
Surrender to my will Carry one
I need my GPS to do more Fuck!
Bro.
Ahh...
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Kill this carry!
Kill this carry!
She ran away.
Monkey on.
We don't have much longer!
Time to crush this!
Mercy just runs the Junkrat.
Junkrat, one shot!
Next to you, Kiri- Bro.
This game is so hard.
You see our Sojourner.
Our Sojourner didn't do shit, bro.
Fucking trash, man.
One in six, dude.
No damage.
Fucking garbage, man.
Why do we get retard deep yesterday?
Kid fucking sucks, bro.
This is so hard.
This is so fucking hard.
I go for soldier, everybody's on me.
And then Panda said, I'm just as bad.
Panda, shut the fuck up, you fucking scrub.
Who the fuck you think you're talking to, bro?
You are two and four, you fucking trash can.
Grow up, go Reaper.
You're a wormhole!
Put your ego to the side.
What you talking about, you're a wormhole!
You fucking dumbass!
I play the healer!
Yeah, you should do more, dumbass!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
I should kill this five next time.
Yeah, I am right, you're a dumbass, you know?
I am right!
Fucking dumbass, shut the fuck up.
Let's lose this game, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, let's lose this game.
Fucking, fucking child.
Fucking little bit of child to play.
Fire profile is fucking hidden.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
I want private it just for you.
I want private it just for you.
You sound retarded, like, what are you saying?
You sound like you kiss dudes on Saturdays.
And Sundays when you're feeling it.
So shut the fuck up.
We're not even talking about you!
We're talking about another DPS! You're both trash!
You're both trash!
You're one full of your treasure!
Dumbass!
Oh my god!
You're so dense, so dense.
You're so dense.
Shut up and play the game, Panda.
Shut the fuck up and play the game, man.
I- you were crying like what the fuck Mercy is one over there Oh my god.
Bunch of them weak on payload.
Help our hawk.
Help our hawk.
Nice hook.
Nice hook.
Mercy and monkey.
Mercy and monkey below.
Mercy ran back to spawn.
Alright, we hold these fucking scrubs here.
Even with our sorry ass secondary DPS. Carry one shot over here.
Carry one shot over here.
Top middle.
I need heal.
Don't breath below.
One shot.
Jump grab below on payload.
Mog up.
I need heal.
Junkrat dead.
I'm dead.
I'm on payload right now.
I'm on it.
I'm gonna die.
Fuck, man.
Alright.
Torb did something.
What the fuck is that ulti now?
That was the live versus battle.
It was ult.
Ah, so you're throwing?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Are you the product of divorce or something?
Are you guys throwing?
What's up?
You guys have your cocks in each other's mouths.
That's probably why your parents got divorced, right?
Plenty of cocks in each other's mouth.
Oh yeah, that's why they're divorced.
Your parents look like they fucking dropped you when you were young.
They look like what?
Finish the sentence, bro.
Go to therapy or something.
Divorce sucks.
Talk about it.
Get a hug.
Alright.
Eh, kid sucks.
SupSucker69, definitely gonna avoid that kid too.
Fucking trash.
Oh, why?
I can't add more than three players on my avoid list.
That's how bad everybody is on this shit.
Yeah, this kid fucking blows.
Yeah, he fucking sucks.
Platinum player, of course.
Yeah, Master Season 7 or some shit.
Still trash.
Master is nothing.
Yeah, of course he has this shit hidden.
Scrub.
Alright chat, let's see you here.
Can I give you the polynever, man?
I'm even startled.
It's like I'm watching it happen.
I'm like I'm in the passenger seat of my own body.
I can't stop it.
I hear Anna screaming and crying.
I don't even remember shooting Anna.
I just remember running back to the front door, and I grabbed the door handle, and then it hit me.
I'm like, did that just happen?
A rising TikTok star on trial for double murder.
Hey, handsome?
Can you give me the positive, man?
Uh, I have a Venti Dolce caramel macchiato with no ice.
What the f*** is wrong with this gun?
Get him, yo.
Ali Aboulaban, who went by the username Jenkid, faces two counts of first-degree murder for the 2021 shooting deaths of the streamed by Anna and her friend Rayburn Barron.
One second.
The gun was already out.
He saw Anna and Ray on the couch.
And he fired the first shot.
And you'll hear Ray, oh!
The defendant continues walking towards them.
Wraps the gun again, and fires four more shots.
He took the stand-in amidst shooting them?
Goddamn, that's a GG for him.
And she screams and he fires one shot into her head.
Instantly kills them both.
According to prosecutors, Ali was jealous, controlling, and violent throughout his relationship with Anna.
During opening statements, the prosecution came out swinging by playing a ring camera video that captures the sounds of sunshots ringing out six separate times.
The safe says prior to the murders, Ali may disturb in Google searches, including decapitated heads, chopped up bodies, and how to plan a listening device.
At the time of the murders, Ali and Anna were separated.
Ali was...
Yeah.
Guys, this is why you don't be a simp, bro.
Join team chat.
This is why you don't be a simp, guys.
- That's this shit, fuck your life up, bro. - That's a GG for him.
All right.
Let's fuck this kids up.
I love a fresh beginning.
all that afraid Orissa?
Orissa's half?
Orissa, one shot?
All right, you got it too.
Safety number.
Oh my god.
*Gunshot* If I'm still standing...
Heal me please.
There's a McCree in the back.
Gotta contest McCree first.
Hey cover, Mark.
That's one dead on our team.
Nice.
Closure to Ana in the back.
And Orisa won.
We got a point.
Go back!
Oh sorry guys I'll fix that Where's my Q?
I pressed my Q One nubble, one nubble, one nubble, get playing back Caradar, Caradar, oh, cop advisor they downed you already they downed you already Alyssa one shot McCree one McCree one McCree could die
Over my room Cover.
Ah, shit.
Kill the soldier.
Nice.
McCree low.
McCree low next to you, monkey.
Arisa on the right.
Arisa on the right.
They're all low.
They're all low in the room.
They're all low in the room.
Here.
Heels over here.
Use my heels.
Use my heels.
Currie one.
What?
Don't die anymore.
Sojourn?
Running away.
Sojourn 1!
Oh Monkey one Don't drive Tracer.
Reaper one, Reaper one Sojourn 1!
Yeah, they come pushing.
Get ready.
Here comes the push.
Reaper's on the right.
Reaper, got him.
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Need help with monkey, guys?
Chasing me?
I'm gonna die.
Oh, love.
Sojourner 1, sojourner 1 on point.
Fuck!
Reset, reset.
I got both healers.
It's okay, we got ult.
We got soldier ulti, monkey ulti.
I got a visor here.
Who's killing people?
Monkey on the left Yeah, he's on the left.
I see him.
Monkey on the left, guys.
Half.
He's on you.
Force him to come on point.
I got a visor.
I got a visor.
Oh, fuck, man!
Bro, what I gonna do?
This is so difficult, man.
This is so difficult.
Score.
Zero to one Man All good, we'll get this one our deep heads need to go I need to do more.
Ooh, the emerald guy?
What do you play?
You played a tracer last round, right?
Yeah.
Don't suppose anyone has a secret plan.
Feelings better.
That's better.
Not so fast.
Reaper and soldier on the left Monkey monkey monkey monkey Monkey!
I'm gonna suck.
Reaper one, Reaper one behind.
Dead.
How's that for fly-by?
I'm shooting Monkey with you.
Shoo, Monkey is so low, bro.
On a low.
Heels coming up.
Let's give them one.
Monkey can die.
Monkey is one shot.
Nice.
Surgeon in top middle.
She's on the right.
She's right hand side.
Hog.
They got a Hog now too.
Be careful.
They got a Hog now too.
He's coming down the middle.
He's coming down the middle.
Yup.
up there backing up soldier on the left soldier Pog below.
Pog one.
Big kill.
Keep me alive.
Holy shit, man.
Alright.
Nice.
Hog.
Hog coming down the middle.
Help our Hog.
Nice immortality kill.
I need heal!
I need heal!
Why?
You got naded, man.
Like, I used everything in the nade.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The antenna is gone.
Yeah, yeah, but by then there's too much pressure for us to peek, so I tried.
I got windows.
Alright.
Hog one!
Hog one!
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
We got the advantage I'm kidding you bro So just soldier and soldier and that's it.
Round two.
Alright, nice.
One.
Here they come.
Score.
One to one.
Take care.
I wish violence never solved anything.
it would make peace so much easier.
Loosen up.
This is supposed to be fun.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
only one of these teams is walking out of here soldier on the right try to stay kind of going up top Careful
Moaga, I'm far away.
Orisa half.
Orisa half already.
I'm shooting her with you Lifeweaver.
I'm shooting her with you.
I'm sure you need Arisa with you.
Arisa top bottom middle.
Or it's the bottom middle Soldier on the right hand side Who needs healing?
Orisa's half on point.
Orisa's half on point.
Lift them up I don't know what's up Social behind you guys social
Saoirse, look at your- Bro, what?!
How do they got 80% already, bro?
I don't know!
We gotta get in here.
I got a visor.
Let's get in here.
Gonna have to probably cage these idiots.
Time to go big!
Time to go big!
Let's go!
Winston reporting.
Ultimate is charging.
Defending.
Making a stand here.
Be vigilant.
Arisa's trying to come in down the middle.
Orisa trying...
Orisa to the left, healers on the right.
Orisa solo on point!
Arisa one shot on point man One healer down one healer down Sorgen on point with Orisa.
Kiri too, Kiri!
Nice pick, nice pick.
Huge!
Going big!
Reaper in the back!
Let's go!
Huge soldier.
Huge, huge monkey.
Taking Hydron over here.
Soldier has a charged up gun.
They got Morgan now, they got Morgan now.
You gotta be kidding me!
What a fucking scrub!
Just sat there the whole time and waited.
Yo guys, Sorcerin's in the back, man.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, guys.
Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, don't die.
Oh, nice, nice!
Ana dead!
Carry one, carry one, carry one!
Sorcerer one!
Maga on point, Maga on point!
Maga one shot on point!
Kill this idiot!
Nice!
Lucio trying to come in, Lucio trying to come in!
Let's go!
Let's f**king go, man!
Hardly!
You're four people in the end.
Uh, Chinaman, save this one because this was a part of the montage too.
I don't think we're playing yet.
For the montage.
Uh huh.
On a roll.
Cooling down.
Cooling down.
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2
1 2 2 2 2 3 2 3 4 4 5 5 6 6 7 7 7 8 9 9
Alright, let's keep going here.
And the defendant's pissed.
He calls her.
He messages her.
Where are you?
You're not home.
You're cheating on me.
She's not with him anymore.
She can do whatever she wants.
She was moving on.
But he wouldn't let her.
So what does he do?
He trashes the apartment.
He throws a pumpkin on the ground.
He throws flowers on the ground.
He takes Anna's clothing and throws it down the trash chute.
He throws clothing all over the office, and he records this on his phone.
Then he leaves the apartment, he engages in a conversation with Anna, so she'll hear.
Where are you?
Where are you?
You're cheating on me.
But yeah, he's still trying to control her, even though she had left him.
Yo, Jacob, are you sure the score is three and five or three and six, Jacob?
At two o'clock, Ed and Ray get back to the apartment.
They're sitting on the couch, they're drinking wine, and talking.
And Anna saw the trash apartment, took some pictures, sent her friend Julia, This courtroom needs better audio.
These things are trash.
What's up with that?
Yeah, I'm being funny. I'm being funny.
Well, now he finally caught her.
This nigga's trying to get her shoes.
Alright, three and five.
Alright.
Alright, let's go.
Let's rock these boys.
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
Touchdown.
Biotics deploy.
Flashpoint.
What?
Doom is low.
Doom gone, idiot.
Lifeweaver on the left.
Lifeweaver on the left.
Nice.
Everyone makes mistakes.
*Skid* MEDICAL P tutaj I moins It's stupid Fully charged
Meteor strike They'll regret that What?
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Just delay them, just delay them, just delay them.
Fight point, fight point, fight point!
Lifeweaver low?
Tracer?
Got her!
Let's go!
Nice.
We got it.
Nice.
Tracer!
Tracer, Tracer low.
Tracer gone!
Let's go!
These kids suck!
Hit that bitch with the fuckin'...
Allah Akbar!
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
Take the point, watch my six.
I've got you in my sights.
I'm feeling unstoppable.
E-check, affirmative.
McCree on the left.
I want to hit you forward.
Ready for a knockout?
Back up if you need to monkey.
I can't see these idiots.
I'm on a high ground over here.
Doom on point!
Doom on point!
Doom running?
Meteor!
Strive numbered!
Stay sharp!
Behind you!
Food!
*Gunshot* Dude.
This dude is bad.
Traced me from the other side of the map.
Fucking scrub and he teabagged me.
- I think he's probably gonna die on this one. - Water.
Don't be dead.
Goose you in the box.
It's time.
Take it home to be objective.
Lifeweaver low.
Lifeweaver low on point.
Got him, idiot.
You want to die, idiot?
One, one, one, one!
Let's get fucked, idiot!
Let's go!
Fucking stupid ass Doomfist.
T-bag that, bitch!
You fucking scrub!
T-bag that!
Fucking losing this game, you sorry piece of shit.
Shit.
Fucking sorry motherfuckers.
Doom on, Doom is so low.
Chase me.
He's so low though, he's so low.
Oh, of course he uses ult.
He wasn't nano, he would die.
Ah, fuck.
That's on me.
I shouldn't have ulted.
I got greedy.
Alright.
Just group up.
Ryze, you here?
Yeah.
Ah, nice.
Finally.
Careful, I'm ironing you by yourself.
your end is within my reach all right soldiers low soldiers low soldiers low Genji is low as well.
On the side.
Genji, one shot.
Got him.
Doofus done.
Be chasing me.
Yo, this dude's a scrub.
He's the only one, I think.
That's left.
Dude's name is...
Scrub.
Let's go.
Scrub dub dub.
I got a visor for next fight.
What the fuck?
How'd that happen?
How does this guy have bolts into every fight, bro?
He's gonna have a meteor strike every fight.
Why is this Doom...
Just don't die to Doom Punch, please guys!
That's so obvious, and you can hear he charges his punch!
Yeah, it's not easy though with like 250 ms to phase shift, but I'll try to play more in the back.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, we got this one.
He's on the left blocking.
There he is on point.
Oh, he's one shot down the middle.
Genji on the right.
Genji on the right.
There's like three of them on the right.
Okay, all of them are going right now.
Four on right.
Everybody's on right.
I'm visoring him, visoring him.
He's coming.
Bro!
Fuck, man.
Bro, I can't.
I can't.
I can't do nothing.
But you see, there's nothing to do.
The Genji dives with nano ulti, dude.
Relax.
Yeah.
Yeah, just don't die first, please, guys.
I can do my thing, just...
I cannot kill the people that are there fast Genji no deflare They're all on me, they're all on me I'm sick
People people people I really need help Humans...
Soldier low.
Got healed.
I have Egypt!
Cover him!
Meteor Strike!
Careful!
There's more of them than us!
You guys die too fast!
Refinery!
Alright, we gotta, um...
- Baptiste here.
- I don't quit till the fight's done. - Please don't die first, please. - One more fight on this shit.
- Oh, shoot.
- Oh, shoot.
I'm not low sleep.
I'm not no nade.
No, no reflect and low.
Doom is low on the right hand Doom on the right, Doom on the right.
Oh my god, man.
Kill this fucking Doomfist man Fucking carrying them bro.
If I'm still standing, I can't do nothing about that I can't do anything about that Lending you power And don't show his block guys Please.
There he is.
Kill him!
Of course, bro.
This dude has an ultimate every fucking fight, man!
Kill this idiot, man!
Don't push!
Don't push!
Can I get some heal?
Can I get some heal?
Genji dead.
We gotta touch it.
Alright, Ana on the left.
Ana Lifeweaver.
Healer's on the left over there.
Nice dagger.
Nice dagger.
I'm shooting Doom.
I'm shooting Doom.
He can die.
don't good night I got visor for next fight They're gonna use nano and something else probably.
Engie on the right.
Engie on the right.
Zoom in front.
I'm not shooting his block.
Oh my!
Yo, I got a visor, Mercy.
resume if you can I'm coming back with a visor.
Don't die, guys.
Don't die.
I'm literally going to pop my visor as soon as I get in there.
Popping visor right now!
Doom!
Doom on you guys!
Weak on point!
Doom one shot on point!
Let's go On again, let's go fantasy scrub Nice.
Fucking A. Fucking A. Let's fuck those kids!
Let's fucking go.
We're four on five now.
Clawing back.
This kid's a fucking piece of shit, man.
Shiny man gave up.
I love you.
I love you.
All right, back to it, guys.
TikToker killed his girl.
Let's see.
Rayburn, he took photos of their dead bodies, sent the photos to his mom, called her after the murders, and fled the apartment.
Ali didn't call the woman when Anna and Rayburn were shot, picked up his daughter from school, admitting to the young girl he killed Anna, before eventually getting pulled over by police and arrested.
During the defense openings, Ali's defense didn't deny he shot and killed his estranged wife and Rayburn, Baron, and seemingly blamed Anna, as Ali's defense claimed he was driven to the brink by their on-again, off-again relationship.
That's why you don't be a sim, guys.
You gotta have an abundance mindset.
You end up like this dude.
Going to trial over a chick that you killed, like a dummy.
Claim they were over.
Threaten him.
Attempt to turn his own family against him.
And then suddenly, re-engage him with affection and encouragement.
And it was building.
And you all knew well.
She knew exactly what to say.
I don't care where this is so important, guys.
She knew his unlawful release.
His insecurities were in the middle of the line.
His drug addiction.
And his own chaotic upbringing.
She used these and she weaponized them against him.
And at the same time, Anna deflected her own bad behaviors.
Her drug use.
Her jealousy.
Her cheating.
As she received her friends, her family, and her husband.
Understanding what was going on in all these mines on October 21st, 2021, and how he reacted to Anna's confusing things as crucial.
To achieve a right verdict in this case.
Every soul to you needs a cause.
Oh, a night mission brings back memories.
We got a game, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, by the way, if you guys want to support, man, I just turned on subscriptions on my ex.
It's only five bucks a month, man, and I answer your DMs on there.
So if you guys got questions, you want to ask me stuff, because you guys literally send me hundreds of questions a day.
I got hundreds of questions in there.
Just go ahead and subscribe.
And if I see that you're subscribed, I'll respond to your DM and answer your questions, man.
Been interacting with a bunch of people in there already, so jump on in, guys.
Unplug fit X on X. A bunch of people who are joined already.
Only 5 bucks.
Support the ninja.
Bro, don't let the somberkiller engage me.
Heels coming up.
Don't try to kill you.
Sigma's already won Hey Hansel man Stupid hero dude Can we take cover?
Can I take cover?
Don't die!
Sigma is about half I can't get a gun!
I can't get a gun!
I can't get a gun! I can't get a gun!
Ah, fuck, there's a wall.
Watch out, Mercy.
What the fuck?
Alright, awesome.
Fuck it just blocked out time I just...
What the fuck am I owing, too?
Alright, let's just...
Good choice.
Xen, Xen, top.
Xen up top on the right.
I mean on the left, sorry.
Cut, cut, cut.
Samba behind us.
Thanks.
I'm shooting Sigma.
He's getting away.
Shoot him, please.
Reinforce the payload.
The duty ransom's secret!
I- I kill Ana, I get their back attention and I force the trance.
What else can I do?
Bruh!
How do we keep losing the fucking easy-ass fight?
Alright, I'm about to have Bison.
Let's kill the Sigma, please.
He's so low, man!
Bruh!
Myron, you're too low.
I genuinely don't understand.
What the fuck is this game?
I'm gonna pop Visor here.
Are you guys ready?
Popping Visor.
Let's go.
Help me with the Sigma.
He's fucking in on you.
Sigma 1.
I need heal!
I need heal!
I'm 5 HP! I'm 5!
Sigma low, can we get him, please?
Dude, this Sigma will not fucking die, bro.
Got him, holy shit, man.
Oh my God!
I'll try to repay the favor.
*Segma* Sigma on the right?
Sigma on the right?
Hat?
Put a heal down for you guys?
Sigma?
Oh wow, what a Transcendence.
I'm shooting Sigma?
Nice window.
I'm shooting Sigma.
Nice.
Nice window, dude.
Hana, dead.
Scrubs.
Pog.
Hog no hook.
Hog no hook.
Hog is low as Alon.
Hog as low as hell.
Nice.
I got sniped.
I knocked up on the high ground.
You need to run now, Maren, or you're gonna die.
Yeah, run back on.
Kill yourself.
Oh my god, the Ashe got me.
Maren, if you see people die, just run.
Or you're gonna die.
Ashe just went down.
I've seen tougher spots.
Stop goofing off and move that payload.
There's a Sorcerer in the bottom and an Ashe.
Three of them bottom right, guys.
Guys, threw them on like right by the payload.
I got visor.
I'm gonna Visor them from the side.
Wait for when- Blank!
Ash?
Ash low?
Oh, she nanoed Ash.
Guys, Ash!
Oh my god, man.
She nanoed that bitch, man!
It's go time!
What the- Bro, I can't live, man.
Get this D.Va the fuck outta here, bro!
Mitch!
Alright, I'm coming back now.
They'll regret that.
Baby D.Va on the right!
baby diva on the right.
She's trying to get her mech back.
She got it back.
She got it back.
Help our Winston.
Help our Winston.
Popping a hill here around the corner.
This ends now.
Round one.
Complete.
Alright.
Just gotta hold it.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides *sad music*
*sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Every soldier needs a cause.
We're in for a smooth ride, right?
Right?
Let's get this mission started.
Alright, we gotta full hold these scrubs.
This isn't a daycare.
Kids can surprise you.
Then I better not be disappointed.
Kids also disappoint you.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Area denied.
Stop the payloads from moving!
Pro I've seen tougher spots Enemy detected!
Coming back.
Oh, fucking dammit.
Ah, come on.
Ash on the team is our best player.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of good shots.
I've got meds.
Now go get him!
Ultimates charging!
I call him more.
Marcus here!
Fuck you!
Hehehehe Payloads on the move!
Stop it!
I know this!
That's what you see!
Pog is low running away.
Ash!
Ash!
I'm low!
Ash is low too.
He's by the store.
Oh, come on.
It just landed right on me.
Ash is one!
Ash is one!
Damn it.
She nanoed her.
Yeah, reset.
I got a reset.
There is no stopping me!
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Okay.
hog hog hog no hog Hog no hook.
Just burned it.
Light them up!
What?
She's gonna blow!
I gotta v- My ultimate is ready!
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
This is comedy now.
I am under attack.
I'm so fucking up here.
Spamming.
Still got some fight in me.
*Gunshot* Yeah, there's nothing I can do.
There's nothing I can do.
Redeploying Nice Ashstone, Hagron Heal up
Ash is sitting on high ground Don't stay there, man.
Don't stay there Got hills right here for you guys Zababa's gone.
Nice window.
They're running back now.
Ash is low, okay.
Zarya Sharks up.
Mei.
Mei dead, nice.
They're running.
Are we gonna push up and take high?
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay that corner, man.
Stay that corner.
Don't stay with me!
I rub some dirt on it!
Let's go!
Let the Kitsune guide you!
Ash on the right, low!
Oh, no.
Ah, GG. Yeah.
That ass fucked us up, man.
She was good.
Can't even lie.
This Olympia kid.
Yeah.
Not surprised.
kid's master.
He's played GMB, he's He's made GM and shit.
Yeah.
Kid's good at the game.
That's why we lost.
Guys, look at this shit.
Roddy Rich...
Look at this, man.
Agrees to pay...
37k in legal bills and 8k child support per month to ex-girlfriend and child custody battle.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
This talentless bimbo.
Gets all this money, bro, just for getting pregnant by this dude, bro.
Crazy, man.
Crazy, crazy.
Crazy, crazy. crazy.
Crazy, crazy.
They wish they had a guy like me.
They don't even have fathers for their kids.
Even Julia said, you're such a good f***ing person to my daughter.
I am f***ing the best man you ever met.
You're the dumbest f***ing I ever f***ing devoted my life to.
You are the dumbest f***ing we never had a kid together because of how f***ing stupid you are.
You put Julia and her kids before our own daughter.
You put Claire, you put everybody, you put that f***ing trainee before our own daughter.
You put her before your husband.
You are so f***ing.
Oh, he's laughing.
Every soldier needs a cause.
He's like, that was kind of a funny joke.
Don't ever forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
Those people were criminals.
So were we.
Despite laughing initially, Ali later asked his attorneys to turn off the recordings.
This nigga going crazy.
Round one, capture the objective.
Get those spurs kicking.
*Gunshot* ...
...
I ran away.
A complete recovery.
*Sounds of attack* *Sounds of attack* Of course we were able to find a스��, Driver, that's which essayer of przedeebral that's which essayer of przedeebral Zarya
low on the side Genji.
Guys, Zarya top-middle.
Zarya top-middle.
Oh man, I got sleeves.
She's rezzing.
She res the Ashe.
Zarya on point.
Zarya on point, guys.
No bubbles.
Well They can't get away with this I'm in here.
I'm in here.
Oh my god, bro.
Nano blade, of course, with a mercy pocket.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Alright, here's a reset.
Bro, he literally had a nano with the fucking mercy pocketing him.
Zarya's low.
Zarya, one shot on point, guys!
Oh my god, man!
Is my team trolling?
Try out or down to one HP, man.
Is my team trolling?
Score.
Zero.
Never mind.
Watch our flanks.
They might try something.
Alright.
This might be my last game.
I'm still gonna get tired, bro.
Yeah, maybe it's my two.
I don't really wanna play now.
Five, four, three, two, one.
One.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
Let's end on a win, boys.
Let's get this one.
He was almost out of max.
can't you jump right on the right they don't have healers Ana on the right He was almost out of mech.
Kenji!
Come on Scan genre seems annoying bro if I'm still standing I can go Moira if I can counter the Genji.
Nice.
Alright, Koei killed three.
Let's tap it up, man.
Good stuff.
Let's go, let's go, let's get in here.
Moira by your side.
I'm on fire!
Genji low.
Mercy on the right, she ran away.
Junkrat, nice.
Enemy located.
Behold the monster.
Behold the champion.
Backing up.
Let's go back guys.
We're back when I'm not shielded.
Back now, we're backing up.
D.Va coming.
Jenny's probably gonna have Blade on this one.
Blade, here we go.
I weakened him, I weakened him.
Ah, fucking hell.
I'm not a hero, man.
I've seen tougher spots.
He was almost out of mech.
I've got a mess.
How?
They'll regret that.
How frustrating.
I see a hostile.
*Bad music on* *Bad music on the bottom* *Bad music on the bottom* *Bad music on the bottom* *Bad music on the bottom* No, I'm not.
I'm backing up.
I got a visor for next fight.
I got walled for your visor.
Alright.
Try to go in the back, though.
Try to sit in the back where we are.
Don't die to Genji.
Come back.
If you're gonna ult, stay in the back.
Last fight here.
This is gonna be the last fight.
Let's get the D-Batter mecha if we can He helped one D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for
me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro D-Bone right for me bro I'm Visoring, let's go!
Let's go!
They're all focusing on the end of health.
Huge pick, huge pick.
Huge pick!
Fucking crazy ball.
Point point point!
That's an annoying ass diva bro.
He's out of mech.
Genji on the right.
Genji on the right.
Or Mercy.
Mercy dead.
Alright, step it up this round.
Okay.
Huge plays at the end.
Make sure you're ready.
Who knows what we'll find out there.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Last round.
Let's get it.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
Let's win this thing.
You got Farrah.
Of course.
Alright.
I'm free too.
Crown right.
She had a mercy power boost.
Four.
They'll regret that.
Please don't die no more.
Please take cover.
Please don't die no more Please take cover guys read it deploying
sorry facing us why are they in our spaw- they pushed all the way towards our spawn man Yeah, there's nothing I can do about that.
Alright, that's one pick.
Get in here.
Zarya's low as hell.
Zarya's low.
Nice.
Farrah dead.
First you're trying to res Zarya.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
*Gunshot* Yeah, GG.
I did my best.
I really did my best.
It's just too hard.
I really did my best.
It's too hard.
No worries, boys.
Have a good one.
Alright, guys.
Later.
Alright, guys.
That's the end of it for me right there.
We're gonna end the stream there.
I'm fucking dead.
Final record is 4-7, which is trash.
Yeah.
Alright, gentlemen.
Amanda Stream there.
We'll be back.
Yeah, I played really bad.
I played really, really bad.
I'll be back for Fed Reacts later tonight, guys.
Catch you guys there.
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