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May 7, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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After Hours w/ SNEAKO, SonnyFaz & Elijah Schaffer
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh A Podcast after our edition.
We're joined with some lovely ladies.
This is a special guest.
Let's get into it.
it let's go My money cares, bro.
Get out.
Get out.
It's the night, gonna fly.
In the night, no control.
F*** out.
Put your shoes on outside.
All right.
And we are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Fit Podcast after our edition.
Quick announcement against the show, as you guys know.
Rumble.
Rumble.com slash Fresh Fit.
Also, CastleClub.tv is the home base, guys.
Especially, we're probably going to cut to Rumble early on this one, guys, because we've got special guests as well in here.
But make sure to like the video on your way in, guys.
Subscribe to the channel if you haven't already.
I think we're getting a shout-out banned on YouTube or whatever it may be.
So go ahead and subscribe to the channel.
Help it grow a little bit.
But that's kind of what happens when you talk about certain topics.
The truth.
Also, CryptoCourse is out, guys.
Link is below.
Go ahead and get in there, man.
We got well over 100 guys in there that have joined.
So, yeah, don't be a brokey, man.
Get in there.
Get your financial independence.
You can go ahead and say the things that you want to say so you don't have to necessarily bow down to certain individuals, institutions, etc.
Have to give your family and yourself as well.
Yes, don't be a fucking brokey, man.
It's unacceptable.
And I think that's pretty much the announcements.
And then, Chris, go ahead.
Uh, chat, uh, no more ratchet section 8.
I don't want to hear no complaints.
Yo, and I had one girl, too, from France.
She left because, uh, she's like, eh, Wait, what did you say?
Yeah.
It's exactly how it is.
She said, you get to put me at the table.
I'm like, bitch, you came late.
You was here before.
It's the same exposure.
I said, okay, I'm leaving.
All right, bye.
So she came all the way over here for nothing.
I think we might have ran into her at the elevator.
Oh, that was, yeah.
Did she have, like, a black dress?
That's awkward.
That's awkward.
No, we didn't say a word.
I didn't even know who she was.
I figured that she was leaving.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't know if she was going out to the club or some shit or whatever, but okay, that's what you're talking about.
Anyways, shout out to the panel.
Alright, fair enough.
Where can they follow you?
Follow me on OF and...
What?
Follow me on my Twitch, man.
Aaron Parks and I stream League of Legends, Fortnite.
I'm lit, man.
Let's get it, man.
That's why France lost every war.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
That dude with the mustache fucked him up.
Wednesday we're dropping a new dating show here on the platform.
It's going to be insane.
Stay tuned for it.
Sponsored by Rumble.
But without further ado, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body color.
And we're going to start right here.
And we'll start right here on the couch.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
What's your name, what age you do for a living?
My name is Ava.
Okay, how old are you, Ava?
29.
Where are you from?
Sweden.
Okay.
Sweden.
What do you do for work?
I'm a doctor.
Oh shit, okay.
Are you a doctor in America or back in Sweden?
In Sweden.
I'm a PhD.
Like what kind of, like general practice, like first?
Yeah, it would be like family medicine, I guess.
Family medicine, okay.
So like people come to you when they're sick and then you write them a prescription to go to another doctor or specialist?
Yeah, definitely.
What's the primary care doctor?
What's the pay like over there for doctors?
Low.
Yeah.
They don't get paid a lot.
I work for free.
It's a public healthcare system.
I'm very passionate about my work.
So it's funny.
A girl would be like, oh, a doctor in Sweden.
I'm like, that means you're broke.
Because you would think, okay, she's making money.
But no, not really.
But everyone has free healthcare.
And that comes with the cost.
The highest education, you obviously went to med school.
How long do you have to go to school in Sweden to be a doctor?
500 years.
Forever.
So what, like eight years here in America?
Oh my god, it's like six years, and then you do your license for two years, and then it's a specialization for five years, so it's a never-ending story.
Okay, so we, okay, I'll just put like eight years here.
Pretty much similar to the United States system.
Residency and all that, right?
Okay, and then relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Well, you're young as a doctor to be 29 and be done.
Like, are you doing your residency right now?
Yes, residency.
Okay, you're in your residency?
Oh, I think I need some mouth to mouth.
What the fuck?
That's not happening.
I can't breathe.
That is scary.
I'm not working right now.
That's a good answer.
A very good answer.
Are your parents still together?
I'm sorry?
Are your parents still together?
It's a different question.
Yeah, okay.
Not a divorce, okay.
I had to think about that.
Birth control?
Huh?
Birth control?
On my parents?
No, birth control.
Are you on birth control?
Are you on birth control?
No, no comments.
That means no problem.
Yeah, probably no.
Okay.
Oh, body count?
Oh, yeah, body count.
So, I can say it in kilos, but...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, no, wait.
Sorry, sorry, oh, I'm sorry.
Is that a glitch?
It's a glitch, you know?
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's like dating, yeah.
Okay, so what is body count?
Convenience.
What does that mean?
Sexual partners.
Yeah, how many people you been with?
Zero.
Stop the cap.
Minus 10.
Fantastic.
Negative, negative.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Jay.
Hey, yo!
Okay, how old are you, Jay?
I'm 27.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tennessee.
What part is Tennessee?
I moved around a bunch, but I guess you could say Nashville.
Okay.
You live in Miami now?
Yeah.
You're the only...
I won't say it.
Okay, never mind.
I won't say it.
You know M-I-C! We don't speak color tonight.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I work at an office.
I'm an administrative assistant.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I'm almost done with my bachelor's degree in public management.
So you're in college now.
Yeah.
Do you want to drop where you go to school?
It's up to you.
Not really.
It's here in Miami, I'm assuming, though?
No.
She's like, hell no, nigga.
Online?
Yeah.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I have a boyfriend.
Okay.
How long have you been together?
Probably like a year.
Nice.
How'd you meet him?
I was working at a smoke shop and he just walked in.
For some weed?
He walked in and he used the ATM. Okay.
Okay, so you have a man.
Okay, are your parents still together?
No, they're divorced.
Okay, and then are you on birth control?
No.
Okay, what's your ethnic background?
Black?
Yeah, I just identify as black.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
It's easier.
Hi, my name is Ricky.
Ricky.
All right.
How old are you, Ricky?
29.
Wait, Ricky as in R-I-C-K-Y? R-I-K-K-Y. Okay.
Ricky.
Rissy.
No, Ricky.
Ricky.
All right.
Where are you from?
New York.
The city or?
The city, yes.
Okay.
What part of the city?
Upper East Side, Manhattan.
Interesting.
Did you grow up there and everything?
I grew up in Queens, moved out there, and then spent some time in Long Island and went back.
Okay, so you live in New York now.
You're just here visiting?
No, I live in Miami now.
Oh, okay.
When did you move?
Four years ago.
I was a COVID runner.
So, Ricky, during the pandemic, Chad's accent, were you born a female?
Yes, I was.
Alright, Chad, there you go, man.
Goddamn, man!
What the hell?
Chad's accent, man.
Okay, Ricardo.
That is so not nice, man.
That's not nice, Chad.
What do you do for work?
I manage a hair salon and I do hair.
I manage two, actually.
Okay.
And that's here in Miami, I'm assuming?
One in Hollywood and one in South Beach.
Okay.
Highs education level completed for you?
Trade school.
Okay.
For hair?
Yes.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Parents stay together?
Yeah.
Okay.
And birth control for you?
Body count?
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Greek and Puerto Rican.
Do you have kids?
No kids, just doggies.
She did say she's a birth control.
What about you?
My name is Sky.
Welcome back.
Sky's the limit.
I'm 18.
Where are you from?
I'm from Fort Myers.
Okay.
What'd you do for work?
My parents take care of me.
I'm still a college student.
Good.
That's good.
Okay.
When were you on?
Freshie, you got an impeccable memory.
When Ice Spice was here.
She came on with her friend last time.
The Sneakoff Snapchat girl.
What?
Nothing.
Ice Spice?
Well, the one, the lookalike, basically.
Chia Pet.
Chia Pet?
What the hell is going on here?
I don't know, man.
It's deja vu all over again.
I'm trying to remember.
I don't remember.
I know you remember most.
And then we went to the car show.
Yeah.
The Saturday car shows.
Super Saturdays.
They're cool.
Give them the approval.
I approve of the SVJ. Okay.
Oh yeah, you said you're a full-time student?
Yes.
You're in college right now?
Mm-hmm.
What are you majoring in?
Right now I'm doing business and marketing.
I have one more year left to be finished with my bachelor's.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Birth control for you?
No.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm half Puerto Rican and half white.
What account?
That's such an intimate question.
You're 18, bro.
Come on, man.
That's crazy.
There aren't a number.
She's not answering an 18, bro.
Any number.
Come on, one?
Five?
Make one up.
Don't worry.
What's your social?
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Welcome back.
Wait, me?
Oh, I'm Savannah.
I'm 23.
We got the same voice.
The smoker voice is back.
The smoker voice is back.
Hell yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 23.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from Texas, but I just moved to Miami in December.
Okay.
What part of Texas are you from?
Like East Texas.
Like Yeehaw, remember?
Oh, I remember now!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeehaw!
We had like four wheelers and horses and shit.
Where are any sexes?
Texarkana.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Miami now.
All right.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a business owner.
What business do you own?
Savage Seller.
I named it after myself.
It's an online marketplace.
What do you say?
Savage Seller.
We don't sell anything.
Other people sell all of their shit and they make money and save money.
It's like an offer up basically.
Yeah, it's like a more niche version of like Poshmark.
It's like Reddit, Facebook and Poshmark like had a child.
Damn.
That pays the bills?
Yeah, that pays the bills.
I'm helping other people.
No, hell yeah.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Bachelors?
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Where'd you get it from?
Texas Tech.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
No.
Okay.
And I guess your ethnic background, we'll just put Caucasian?
Yeah.
What?
What?
Fair enough.
I'm like a third Greek, but I feel like everybody tries to say anything that they want.
And you said you're 23, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Welcome back.
I'm Melanie.
Okay.
How old are you, Melanie?
I'm 21.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Here.
Okay, Miami.
What do you do for it?
Wait, sorry?
I said, what do you do for it?
I'm a sales associate.
Okay.
Retail?
Yeah.
Okay.
High's education level completed for you?
High school.
High school.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Damn, you're pretty sad, man.
Alright, birth control for you?
No.
Alright, what's your ethnic background?
I'm Cuban.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Maria.
Maria, okay.
How old are you, Maria?
I'm 24.
Where are you from?
I'm from Connecticut, but I've been down in Miami for three years now.
Okay, what part of Connecticut are you from?
You wouldn't even know it.
Okay, I associate it with as Mohegan Sun.
If you know the casinos, then you know where I'm at.
Yeah, so you're over by Groton and stuff.
Not even.
Have you heard of Willimantic?
Yeah.
Okay.
You guys have a huge drug problem over there.
Will and Rico.
Huge drug problem.
Yeah.
I'm from New Britain, that's why.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
New London and all that.
Yeah.
I'm in Central Connecticut, you're Eastern Connecticut, but yeah.
Whatever, same shit.
We're with it.
We've spent 30 minutes of each other, let's be real.
Was that a love tap?
Yeah, a love tap.
I like that.
Good energy, good energy.
I like that.
It kind of sucks, but it's shared misery.
You may call me a...
You can say it on Rumble.
All right, so, but you live in Miami now, right?
Yes.
And you've been here for three years.
Three years.
Okay, you're over by Mohegan and all that.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I'm a registered nurse.
Wait, nurse?
Okay.
But I actually work down in Miami.
I work for a private practice down on the beach.
Oh, you're a freak, okay.
Highest education level completed for you?
Bachelors.
Okay, where'd you get it from?
Western Connecticut State University.
They shut that down, don't they?
No!
That's the highest level nursing school in Connecticut, believe it or not, over UConn, Sacred Heart, all of that.
That's the best ranked nursing school.
Top of the top.
Top of the top.
State school, believe it or not.
Well, she's talking about Western Connecticut State University.
They closed it down, though, and it's Southern Connecticut that's the best nursing school in Connecticut.
They did not close it down.
Still open?
Yes!
Oh no, it's Eastern they closed down.
Eastern they closed down because they suck.
WestCon has the best nursing program though.
If you're in Connecticut, go there.
That's debatable.
Ali G would say Westside?
Southern Connecticut State University for a very long time had the best nursing program in Connecticut.
But who knows?
I mean, I haven't been in college since like 2013, so I don't know.
But when I was applying to schools and stuff like that, Southern had the number one nursing program in Connecticut.
But who knows what happened.
But yeah, so they shut down Eastern.
Western's in what?
Danbury?
Yes.
There you go.
Who knows what happened?
Oh, Chris, that's fucked up, man.
Not Eastern?
This nigga, bro.
Eastern was probably either drugs or pedophiles.
Well, they shut down after the pandemic because they couldn't get enough attendance.
I went to Central for a year, that's why I know.
I went to CCOSU for one year, and then I transferred over to Northeastern.
You know, after all this time, I remember Chris.
He's a real asshole, bro.
Yeah, I know.
This nigga's a real asshole.
Yeah, you nigga.
What do you think you're an asshole, bro?
I'm talking about a French.
What's your relationship status?
I'm single.
Single as a Pringle.
Are your parents still together?
Absolutely not.
I mean, who's our?
A couple girls here.
Okay, a couple.
But let's be real, guys.
Half of us are divorced.
Birth control for you?
Yes, absolutely.
And then, what's your ethnic background?
I'm Italian, Czechoslovakian, and Yugoslavian.
Mamma mia!
Mamma mia!
Okay, body count?
I can count it on my fingers.
I think you can put your social for that one.
My social is Maria underscore Bolderocki.
If you can't spell the last name, I can't help you out.
You can figure it out on your own.
You meant social security number.
You trying to steal my identity?
Yeah, what about you?
What's your name?
Madon.
Hello, I'm Kelly.
All right, Kelly.
How old are you?
I'm 29.
Where are you from?
Colombia.
Okay.
What part of Colombia are you from?
Cali.
Okay.
How long have you been in Miami now?
Or are you just visiting?
No, I've been here since 2000.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay.
She was here for watching the cable.
Okay, she's corrupted.
She's corrupted.
What the hell?
I left before it got real.
Okay.
What do you do for?
I administrate and I build escape rooms.
So if you guys want to go, Panic Room is open now.
Wait, hold on.
What is it?
Escape rooms.
Panic Room.
I lock you up.
Yeah, she locks you up.
And you pay me.
She's gonna bound you.
So it's like a building where they make it a whole escape room or no?
We put you in this scenario and you're the character in the movie for an hour and you try to escape it.
So it might be a setting where it's like a war setting where you gotta escape this building and have like clues you gotta follow.
It's like Kelly's house.
He tries to pee on you.
So you pay to put in a room?
So it's kind of like, I don't want to say theme park, but like it's like it's an experience that you go to and you said you design these things?
I do everything.
Operations.
How'd you get to that?
My brothers.
Oh, they own it?
Not really.
No, no, no.
You own it.
No, I don't own it.
I just do operations for it.
I do everything from the building to the testing.
I'm just going to put escape room person.
That's good, that's good.
How do you introduce yourself to people?
You say, I create escape rooms.
Yeah, and then they're like, what?
She used to work for Diddy.
The company's called Panic Room for a reason.
It's an IQ test.
Highest education level completed, though I regret asking this.
Bachelors in biology.
What?
Not aligned at all!
Hell yeah, I have a molecular biology degree.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Oh, okay.
But they were married for over 30 years.
Damn, what happened?
They came to America.
What's your suggestion?
What did you always say about this shit?
So, it's funny.
Whenever we talk about Passport Bros going to Columbia, they go over there and have a great time, we just say, don't bring them back here.
Leave them in Columbia.
Because they will change and it's just like...
Actually, I would say that for any type of girl outside of the U.S. Yeah, facts.
Are you on birth control?
Yes.
Okay.
And obviously, yeah, your ethnic background is your Columbia.
All right, cool.
Guests of honor.
We got two special guests in the house.
We got a third one as well.
Guys, before we switch on over, well, you guys already see, because we got $12,000 on Rumble and then $4,000.
They know what time it is.
Guys, come on over to Rumble right now, rumble.com slash fresh food.
We're going to have a great show here.
We're going to bring in...
I don't want to say the forbidden one, but we're going to bring in one of the forbidden ones.
So come on over, guys, right now to Rumble.com.
We're going to kill the YouTube stream right now.
We're going to kill Twitch.
We're going to kill everything except for Rumble.
So come on over right now, guys.
Then we're going to do the introductions of the special guests.
Rumble.com.
Come on over.
And then CryptoCourse is live.
Get in there.
Stop being a brokie.
Stop being poor.
Get in there.
And we'll turn it over.
Pin it in the comments.
We'll see you guys in there.
And we'll turn it to Sonny.
Introduce yourself to the people, man.
Yeah, so I've been doing YouTube for a couple years now.
You know, like three years ago, I was still working at a restaurant.
I decided to put my full focus into social media, online business, found success relatively quickly.
I said this last pod, but then I lost a lot of the money that I made.
And now I'm really into filmmaking, so that's my whole goal is to be a professional filmmaker and make movies without getting diddied, you know?
Yeah.
There you go.
Welcome back.
And also, Mr...
Can I call him E-Ligger?
Yeah, I'm E-Ligger than...
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to say it.
Yeah, yeah, here I am.
So I actually work, I'm a spokesperson for the nation of Israel.
I work in the United Nations.
I'm just kidding.
That's not even true.
No, my name is Elijah.
You can call me E. I live in Australia.
My family's Australian.
My wife's Australian.
I got a beautiful young boy, blue-eyed, blonde-haired, just a total stud.
Got a little baby on the way.
You know, I've been censored, taken out by a lot of social media platforms, but I've been able to rock up a couple million followers across platforms.
Now I run a website called Censored TV. It's really awesome and big.
And then this new news network called VNN, where I do millions of views a week, which is pretty good for being the fact we're six months old.
Got a few million visits a month on our website.
And we're geared towards news and culture.
But I'm just happy to be here, man, because Myron, we've been trying to link up for years.
I've known him for a long time.
Yeah.
And thank you, ladies, for hosting us or co-hosting with us.
Bam.
All right.
And we got a special guest in the house.
Shout out.
You guys probably know him.
He's here.
He's been here a million times.
The wind blows.
Just leaves in the wind.
Wow.
No, no, no, no.
And just like the wind blows, he arrives.
Welcome, brother.
Guys, welcome to Sneak Off to the Freshman Podcast, man.
Welcome to the show, my friend.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Thank you very much, Tracy.
One of the most banned people.
Why is he coming in late?
Let me explain for the girls that don't.
So I'm banned on pretty much every single social media platform, so I'm not allowed on YouTube.
That's a red flag.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not allowing those platforms.
You're on birth control.
YouTube, they don't allow me on there, so now I have to go over to Rumble.
This is a free speech website.
So ladies, free speech is really important.
It's the biggest weapon that destroys tyranny.
So go support Rumble.
Tell your girlfriends about it.
We need more girls watching Rumble.
You guys are going to love the content on there.
Elijah's on there.
Sonny's on there.
Fresh and Fit's on there.
The best creators are on Rumble.
Absolutely.
The best ones are on there because censorship sucks.
It is true.
So I will go ahead.
For the gentleman on the panel, if you've got a question or I can go to the chats first.
Obviously the ladies introduced themselves.
We've got a wide variety of ladies here in different types of professions, education levels, etc.
We could definitely have a good conversation.
So I'll turn it to one of y'all ninjas if you guys have a question to ask.
I have one.
You're the man of honor right now.
Go ahead, brother.
Elijah's all the way from Australia.
So you're the family man.
You inspired me to ask this question.
Oh, there's a lady.
What's your name on the couch?
My name is Ava.
Ava, let me start with you.
Can I start with this one over here?
You want to start over here?
Yeah, sure.
She's a doctor.
What's that?
She's a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
And you're the one who avoided the birth control question?
Yes, because it's like...
Okay, so when I heard your questions, it's like those kind of questions I ask my patients every day.
Oh, wow.
Almost.
They're very invasive.
That's what it feels like, huh?
Yeah, it feels like my work.
Role reversal.
Well, I want to ask this because I wanted to make it a little family-oriented today because I think it would be funny because everybody looks like they're dressed to go to the club.
I want to start with you.
We're going to the club.
Exactly, I know.
Do you want your daughter to be like you?
Yes.
Why?
Because I'm the best.
What are you the best at?
Everything.
Can you name a couple?
Being kind, being helpful, being human.
Being human?
Yes.
You're the best human?
No.
I'm not the best human, but I'm good at being human.
What does that even mean?
You what?
What does it mean to you?
I'm asking you, what does that mean?
She's a beautiful woman.
Oh, thank you, Keller.
I know.
Do you want to go on the table on that one or just...
Yeah, we'll go around.
Maybe you can think about that a little more because that didn't make a lot of sense.
Okay.
So the question is, do you want your daughter to be like you?
Right.
Okay.
And I'm assuming you mean in this current state where they are in life, right?
Yeah.
So when they're your age, would you want them to be in the same position you're in right now?
Okay.
I love the question, by the way.
And I wish I had a more thoughtful answer.
But the short answer is yes.
Okay, if you want, since we kind of threw that on you and you went first, I'll give you like, I'll go to two other girls and then I'll come back to you about that, right?
Make it a little bit more fair.
Okay, what about you?
I think I do in a sense of like, I want her to go like find herself.
I'm 27.
So I want her to be able to, you know, go to school, experience life, put herself first.
I think in that aspect I do, but as far as, like, where she's at, at 27, like, if she was my age, I probably want her a little bit farther.
Further how?
Family-wise?
Further, like, if, like, more career-wise, like, more like business, you know, not working for people type of thing.
Can I ask a follow-up with that?
Because I think it's important.
So if you had a son, because I didn't think a lot about this, but I have a nice little baby boy, and I thought a lot about, like, damn...
How does his mom reflect the kind of woman that I'd want him to marry?
You know, the kind of woman that I'd want.
So like, even if you don't think about daughters, it might be kind of hard.
Like, are you the kind of woman that you'd want your son to marry?
Because I ask my wife that a lot.
And I think she is the kind of woman.
But it's a deep question.
So like, what do you think about that?
Uh, I think I am, um, in a sense of, like, uh, before I was with my boyfriend, I don't think I was, but, like, after this year of being with him, I think I've grown a lot.
I think I would be somebody, somebody would marry, I guess.
Like, what are your skills, or, like, what do you bring to the table as a wife?
Uh, I think I'm, I'm just very understanding, I'm loving, I'm caring, um, to him, I guess.
Well, I'm not his wife yet, but we're getting there.
We're on the way.
So nothing done.
Yeah.
So did you find yourself?
What do you mean?
You said you want your daughter to find herself.
Did you find yourself?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm more, like, calm, nicer, in a sense.
When I was first, like, in my early 20s, I was...
Heartbreaks.
Yeah.
That's what that was, yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you want your daughter to be like you?
As you are right now?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Um...
Snego, do you want to follow up and ask for why?
What about you do you want your daughter to emulate?
I would just like her to have the same strength, you know, as me.
Your deadlift numbers?
I don't know my deadlift numbers, but just handling life, you know, just as a single, almost 30-year-old woman trying to balance love and making money and, you know, just finding yourself.
Like, I think it's a really important age, but if my daughter was anything like me, I would be so proud of her.
You want your daughter to be single in 30?
Yeah.
In this day and age?
Probably.
What does that mean?
I think the dating world is so fucked up right now.
And I think that she should focus on herself before getting into a relationship.
So what about skipping the dating and just getting married?
Wouldn't you prefer having a daughter that was married and 30 and not single and finding herself?
It depends on the relationship.
I think that building yourself as a woman, having your own bag, and being okay being alone is more important than rushing and finding marriage.
You want your daughter to be alone and rich at 30?
I would like her to be, yeah.
I mean, I don't see a lot of relationships that are successful nowadays.
Can I bump in?
Sure.
What is the point of being alone and rich?
Like, what's so bad about that?
I think that a company is how people become happy, and I think families are the happiest that you could be.
Company is sometimes a clutch, and then if you're rich, hopefully you have your family to back you up on that.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Would you rather your daughter have a bunch of kids or a bunch of money?
A bunch of money.
Why?
Because I want them to be successful.
And what happens when their daughter dies?
When my daughter's daughter dies.
When your daughter dies, yeah.
When my daughter dies.
Yeah, because she doesn't have any kids.
She has a bunch of money.
I mean...
Your bloodline's over.
Can I ask you?
Do you want your daughter to be like you?
Yeah.
I think so.
Like what?
I have really good standards in men.
I'm not looking just to date around.
I'm excited to have a family.
I can't wait to have kids.
I can't cook, which is huge, but I'm willing to learn.
I'm willing to put so much into a relationship.
I think that's so great.
Well, at least there's hope.
Bro, that's crazy.
She has high standards of men but can't put on high heat.
That's crazy.
To be fair though, I want to be honest, because rather than just taking dicks at the girls, get yourself a HelloFresh membership, and get some ingredients, and learn how to turn on a fucking stove, because your boy will thank you, and guess what?
You can buy those ingredients again at this place called The Grocery Store.
They have all that shit.
Who said we don't?
Yeah, I'm a great cook.
I throw it down.
Hey, good for you.
That's good.
Steve, anything else you wanted to ask her?
She said yes, because she has high standards.
Yeah, high standards.
What are the high standards that you have?
I'm just looking for somebody who's kind of at the same level, which is really hard at my age.
Like I said, I kind of want something that's more towards...
What level is that?
I don't want to just date around just to have fun.
I'm looking for a husband.
I don't want to just be sleeping around doing all that.
I'm kind of looking for marriage soon because after 25, I'm kind of scared that it just goes down.
So a provider?
Not necessarily like...
What's a tangible thing that you're looking for?
Just somebody who has what I want.
What?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
Because if you go to an 18-year-old guy right now, he doesn't want a family.
He doesn't want kids.
I'm almost done with school.
I have a year left.
That's why women typically date up.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't really have to date up in a financial aspect.
You know, my parents will take care of me.
But in like the age aspect, I typically do have to look up because when men are like 25, 27, that's usually the stage they're at.
But not like always ever and has the family to take care of them.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm just saying me.
You have to look out for yourself and make sure that you always have a career to be able to...
And I'm in school.
I'm able to produce that.
I have high GPAs.
I have high test scores.
Like, that's not...
Oh, you're gonna make a bad then.
Don't worry about anything else.
You're good.
I mean, I want a family.
I want, you know, like that's in the dating realm.
That's what I want.
That's beautiful.
I don't think we all do.
What's the oldest you would date?
Realistically, probably like 27 to 30.
I feel like after that, there's like a generational gap of just things I'm not going to understand.
You know what I mean?
Like there's just a different way of life.
Dating is fake though.
Honestly, if there's a guy that's like over six foot, has money and he wants to marry you, you're young enough to where you would still be viable as somebody that can make a big family.
And I would just take it because everyone goes around dating for years and years and years.
Honestly, you can learn how to cook in marriage because if you love your man, you want to make him happy.
That's what I'm saying.
I'd be more than willing to learn.
Yeah.
She said increase the age range.
No, I would say, well, I would say at the very least that's actually pretty good.
Girls don't say that.
She's 18, 27 to 30, that's a good idea.
So it's about a 10 year age gap.
She's saying, yeah, because a guy could be more established then.
But a lot of girls are like, I have all the time in the world, but the truth is, is guys are looking for someone fertile, looking for someone young, looking for someone who has life in them.
And she could probably get a good catch if she keeps it in, doesn't play the field, and actually learns a few skills.
I think she could actually play the...
What?
Keeps the peens out.
That's the main thing.
You'll be good.
I'm surprised to see you two nod at that answer.
You said you want your daughter to be single and 30, and so did you.
But then you nodded when he was saying that she should just get married at 18 instead of waiting around and dating.
Because I think we've both been through it.
We've dated since we were 18, and look at us now.
If you find a man that loves you at 18, 20, 21, take that.
So you don't want your daughter to be like you?
I would rather her be like me than go through the trauma of dating.
Which is what you did.
But do you think it was just like the wrong person?
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.
You just said two things that are the same thing.
You said you'd rather your daughter don't go, but you did go through that.
Yeah, and I just wouldn't want her going in my same direction.
So you don't want your daughter to be like you?
I want her to be like me without going through the traumas that I went through.
So that's not you?
Bruh.
Your traumas made you who you are.
Today.
I want her to skip over all the bullshit and just be successful.
He asked you earlier, do you want your daughter to be like you?
You said yes.
You and I still do, yeah.
You just said no, a different path.
I just don't want her to make the same mistakes I did.
But you said at this moment, would you want your daughter to be like you?
And at this moment, yes.
Okay, so do you want your daughter to be single in 30, yes or no?
Sure, yeah.
Why would you want that?
Because I feel like...
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I just feel like she's better.
Relationships are toxic nowadays.
I'm not toxic, but how many people do you think really make it these days?
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay.
To be fair, dating now is terrible.
Let's be honest here.
For men and women.
However, hypothetically, let's say he is going to ask you a question.
What do you prefer your daughter to have?
Would you prefer her to be single and still 30?
Yes.
Okay.
Bro, she's like, fuck my daughter, bro.
No, I think I'm looking out for her.
Because you were agreeing that she should get married young and then you're saying she wants, she shouldn't, she should be alone.
I mean, I agree with you, but I mean, it's a hard question.
It's not.
It is to me because I'm basing it off my own life experience, you know, and of course you're going to try to like direct your kids into not making the same mistakes you did, right?
So you don't want your daughter to be like you if you don't want her to make the same mistakes.
She doesn't want her to go through everything that she's gone through.
I want her to be like me right now.
I'm so proud of myself and I'm a great example.
She wants her to be as strong as she is in this moment, but she doesn't want her to go through the tough shifts that she had to get to this point.
So she would like her to have some of the qualities that she learned from the bad things that happened in life.
Without going through that.
But not to end up in the same position you are.
Having to go through them.
Which means you don't want her to be you.
You want her to be better than you.
She doesn't want her to have to go through what she went through to get there.
Okay, that's fair.
That made it for her.
Yeah.
I feel like the old dad here.
That's a good breakdown.
That's a good breakdown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it still doesn't make sense.
Do you want your daughter to be married or no?
I really don't have an answer.
I don't really care.
No, it's up to her.
Who am I going to tell to get married?
Your daughter.
But for what?
It's her life.
If she wants to get married, she can do it.
But I'm not going to push her to do it and force you to do it.
You don't think it's your job as a parent to tell your kids what they should do and not do?
I mean, you could always set an example, but parents are still always learning.
You're always learning, even if you're a parent.
But you're 30.
And I'm not a parent.
Not yet.
I honestly didn't want children.
Thank God.
Thank you.
Well, I mean, listen, that's her opinion.
Everyone has their own thing.
I understand your perspective, but you do realize that you're contradicting yourself, right?
I understand that, yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
If your daughter was getting married, what's the ideal amount of bodies that she would have going into marriage?
If you had to pick a number.
Why is that any of my vision?
That's another question.
I can ask that one next.
Someone else.
Let me ask.
I'll finish with his line of question and then we'll go to that one next.
That is a good question.
I just want the people listening.
This is why it's better to have the man leading the household.
It's a simple question.
You want your daughter to be married.
You don't even know.
That's one of the most important things that you could pass on to your children and you have no idea what to say.
It's not that I don't have any idea what to say.
It's just her life.
Who am I going to dictate that?
My parents didn't make me get married and do the whole thing.
They probably should have.
That's why I was almost there.
You don't know my history.
I was almost there and I ran.
Multiple times.
You ran away?
Yeah.
Why do you think I'm living in Miami?
Wait, so do you want your...
Then don't say, when I ask you straight up, like, you want your daughter to be like you, then it sounds like you don't at all.
You could be honest about that.
Just because you've made mistakes, you want to, like, admit those mistakes and give a better life for your children.
Don't make them go through the same things you went through.
And I would definitely never do that if I had a daughter.
So she's not gonna be like you.
All right, can we move on?
Yeah.
We'll move on.
Blondie from Texas, do you want your daughter to be like you?
Okay, I feel like we just hashed this out.
Like, yes and no.
Like, I want her to be like me, moral-wise, but I feel like the only reason I am who I am is because I went through what I did.
I don't want her to have a brain tumor.
I don't want her to go through a terrible childhood, but I want her to have the resilience and the strength that I have learned from every circumstance that's happened in my life.
And you're talking about relationships?
Yes, relationships, everything.
So the more peeing, the better.
No, not the more pain the better.
So let's say you could transfer your current consciousness or knowledge to your daughter.
Without having the trauma.
For the issues, you prefer that.
Yeah, without having the trauma attached to it.
I've even told my mom I'm scared to have kids because I don't want them to be boring.
But I also don't want them to be traumatized.
So I was like, I might have to go out of town for months at a time to give them something interesting to build character on.
Because like...
I feel like they'll be boring if they have zero trauma, but, like, I don't want them to go through anything crazy.
So I'm like, I might have to be, like, a trauma mom that, like, goes out of town.
In order to get that mindset, you need to go through an experience of having...
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Did everybody just hear that she wants to traumatize her kids so they're not boring?
No.
Do you want to have influencer kids that bad?
I don't want to be influencers, but I want them to be, like...
Who are they trying to tap that for?
I don't want them to be boring, but, like, I... Why is that the main concern is that they're not going to be entertaining for random people in Texas?
Not entertaining.
I never said that one of them are influencers.
You're going to be a travel mom?
You're going to take flights one way somewhere?
No, I'm a businesswoman.
I never said I'm going to be an influencer mom.
I'm never going to post my kids.
So who are they tap dancing for?
I never said tap dancing.
You said you want them to be entertaining.
Yeah, I never said tap dancing.
Who said tap dancing?
As the only parent at the panel, do you want your kids to be traumatized?
No, I don't even put my baby's face on the internet.
Save them from that because I think the problem with trauma is I was born in LA, raised in LA my entire life.
And bad shit happens to you.
I'd say if you make it out of LA without getting molested, you're doing better than 90% of the people.
It's a fucked up city.
So the truth of the matter is, when I look at life and I look at what happens in that city and the stuff that happens, look at Justin Bieber, y'all would know that.
Good kid, nice kid, pretty kid, has a good mother or whatever, single mom, I'm pretty sure, right?
And he ends up going with Diddy.
Look what ends up happening.
She wants him to have a life.
Well, it looks like he might have gotten, you know, We will save that word.
Can we say it now?
Oh, he got raped, probably.
Hey, but he's entertaining, though.
Yeah, but he's entertaining.
He can dance and sing.
Yeah, Justin Bieber, guys and girls, say, hey, that's a fucking good voice.
That guy knows how to sing.
And the thing is, I'd rather have my son be a normal guy working a nine-to-five, protecting his family, and not have been ass-fucked than to say, hey, you know what?
He sings well, but my son's been raped.
It was worth it.
That's my mentality.
Like I said, I don't want my kids to be traumatized like I was.
I said, No, I know, but that's the reality of what's going on.
I'm from LA. Everyone's been fucked as a kid.
I was fucked as a kid in fucking Texas.
Like, it doesn't have to be LA. No, I'm not talking shit on you.
I'm saying my goal as a parent is to protect my kid from what I saw in Los Angeles.
And even if they're boring...
It's not about making them developed in an entertaining way because that's like modern new age mentality.
I'd like my son or my daughter to be traditional in terms of even if they're boring, boring and safe can be consistent and stable for their offspring.
So what we think is boring and safe...
Is really what used to make society stable and consistent.
That's what we've lost.
We're all worried about being entertaining and individual and unique.
What that means is we're shitty parents and we have a fucked up offspring that we leave that has nobody to look up to.
So that's my mentality.
And I'm not talking shit.
You do what you want, but I'm saying your kids are going to want you at home.
I do agree.
I was just probably trying to be fucking dramatic.
But that's why I said yes and no.
No, but you know what I'm saying?
The only reason I'm interesting and I'm fun, the only reason that I had the balls to move from Texas to Miami and start my own business and do everything that I'm doing is because of the shit that I went through.
And yes, in the back of my mind, it is a fear like, oh, my kids are going to be kind of weird, whatever.
But I'm not actually going to just leave my kids at home for no reason.
Do you see why you need a husband, though?
Because women get dramatic and crazy like you said.
And I was just being dramatic.
I'm not going to like purposely leave my children.
I have a dog right now that I refuse to leave for two hours at a time.
But see how having a man to go back and forth with you.
But I still am so worried about leaving my dog for two hours.
So imagine when I have a child.
How I'm going to treat my child versus how fucking obsessed I am with my dog.
Like I'm not actually going to explain.
Men and women going back and forth balance each other.
That's all I'm saying.
It's like women will come up with an idea and then a man back and forth and then they bring themselves back to a balanced place.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why men and women need each other.
Exactly.
We just came to a mutual conclusion.
What's so funny?
I was being dramatic.
It was just you said that you wouldn't leave your dog alone for more than two hours, but we've been here since like eight.
Well, that's what I was saying.
I was freaking out about leaving my dog for two hours.
Cook that fraud.
Well, I... As a dog owner, I get what you're saying because you missed your dog and obviously you're working and stuff, but like, oh shit, it's been two hours and it's my dog.
No, I'm sitting here thinking about him right now as we speak.
My little baby.
One barks and one doesn't.
Oh no, he's barking.
My phone's probably blowing up from my neighbors right now being like, come get your baby.
So to answer your question, you do want your daughter to be like you?
No, no, I don't.
I don't.
You started by saying yes and no.
That's why I said yes and no.
Now you're saying no.
I want everybody listening to just hear this because like simple stuff, if you let women follow the independent thought, they're not going to make any sense.
Like you have to lead the household completely because they're going to prioritize drama and content creation over raising a good kid.
When did I bring up content creation?
You want your kid to be traumatized so that they can make jokes.
I never said, whereas jokes and content creation come hand in hand.
I'm saying you don't want boring, like that's your priorities.
But just because my kid's not boring doesn't mean I want them to be like content.
I know, it's an exaggeration.
Yeah, okay, so we're both exaggerating.
Right.
Men and women both exaggerating.
Let's go to the next.
Okay, sunglasses over here.
Are you on Percocet?
She has a chemical burn.
What happened?
Did you go to India and the Hindus threw it out of your face?
I got hand sanitizer in my eyes.
From a Hindu?
Yeah.
What happened?
How do you get hand sanitizer in your face?
I went to pump it in my hands and it just squirted in both my eyes.
You have terrible aim.
It just nutted in my eyes.
I don't know what to say.
It was literally on the table.
You what?
Yo, AI hand sanitizer.
Yo, sun in your eyes.
Anyway, would you want your daughter to be like you?
Not necessarily.
After that comment I can see why.
I'm still figuring myself out.
What is the main reason you don't want your daughter to be like you?
Because I'm still figuring myself out.
Because of the unsurety?
I can't really say I want her to be like me.
I don't even know what I am yet.
Maybe in a few years I can say yes, but I'm still young.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
Not that young.
I just turned 21.
Not that young.
What do you not know about yourself?
What do you mean you don't know?
I mean, just...
How do you use hand sanitizer?
I'm just thinking, bro, what the fuck?
Nah, bro, besides, like, nutting in your eye by accident, like, what do you not know about yourself?
What are you still trying to figure out that you have yet to realize?
Um, basically, I guess, like, what I really want to do, I have an idea of what I want to do, but I just, I'm not really, I'm not really, like, set on what I want to do, so I can't.
Are you talking about careers already?
Career-wise.
Career-wise, okay.
Wouldn't, why not just ditch that whole thing, because you can't even pump hand sanitizer, and just start a family, right?
If a career is your main issue.
And I can't How am I supposed to push a baby out?
Hell no, I'm good.
I mean, you're not going to be able to type.
You don't need skill.
Yeah, skill is going to be a difficult issue.
I've seen labor.
They make it dramatic on the movies.
Literally, you just do it at home.
You don't go on your back.
It's a lie.
It's natural going to baller in water.
The baby comes out in like under 40 minutes.
You don't need epidurals, nothing.
It's all a fucking psyop on movies to make girls not want to have kids.
Did you have one?
Is this from, like, life experience?
My background's in medicine, and I've watched many, many births.
Me too!
Is this how your wife had a child?
Yeah, very easy.
In your bathtub?
Yeah, it's just natural with a doula.
Just you and her?
Yeah, just a doula, just a friend.
You snipped the cord and everything?
I did it myself, yeah.
I'm proud of you.
That's amazing.
But not the normal way.
You got a rabbi to do it?
No, there's no cutting.
Just put a ring on when they're born, and it falls off naturally.
Okay.
He did his research.
Whoa!
Yeah, there's a natural way to do it without no cutting and no pain.
So, yeah.
It's called being smart.
Did you know a circumcision costs $500?
I didn't.
Yeah, my client told me that today.
Really?
Okay, all right.
I don't know.
Okay.
You do make a good point about Hollywood making pregnancy seem terrible.
Yeah, they make it seem painful because it is painful on your back.
You're not supposed to be giving birth on your back.
That's an extremely...
It's kind of like the way we sit on the toilet.
I'm not going to get graphic with the ladies.
But you have to squat.
So, well, there's a video on X, actually, that shows childbirth, but she's, like, on a side.
Like, she's, like, slanted on a side.
Yeah, well, so the point is, you want to be, like, you want to be in water.
Well, everybody's birth is different.
Well, yes, but that's not really true.
The point is, they turned birth into a commodity, which made it into an industry.
So they capitalized off of it.
Look, it's a natural...
It's a process.
It's a bodily process.
So it's just like your period.
Look, when you're like 10 to 13, you find blood in your underwear, you're going to freak out.
Now imagine if someone told you, okay, you're bleeding out of your vagina.
Every time this happens, you need to go to an emergency room and you need to sit there because you're going to have these pains in your stomach.
That means your intestines are coming out through your private parts and you've got to take pain pills and take it away.
You would freak out and all of a sudden we'd have these women going to the hospital for their period.
But what do people tell you?
No, it's normal.
This is part of becoming a woman.
You just have discharge.
It's part of your life.
Pregnancy is the same thing.
It's like pregnancy.
You have a kid when you're 30, you go to the hospital, you need pain pills.
No, it's part of life.
But people get preeclampsia, people get high blood pressure, people die giving childbirth.
People don't die starting their period, but people die in childbirth.
But under 19, people don't usually die giving birth to children.
14 to 19, biologically, they're able to push children out without complications.
Nobody dies having a period, but they do die giving birth.
When they're like 30 to 40, women too old.
For thousands of years, pumped out like a dozen kids each.
Yeah, and do you know how many died?
We don't have history books from the fucking life.
It's not as bad as they say.
It also has to do with a lot of our diets.
We're taking a lot of vaccines nowadays, so it's a lot of the poison that we consume on a really regular basis.
I have two friends who have grown up without moms because they died birthing that.
You think God put us on this earth and you weren't meant to just be able to push a baby out?
Well, I have two friends who don't have a mom because they both died pumping them out.
So, like, I hope to disagree.
How old were they, though?
How old were they when they had the child?
Probably, like, 21, 22.
Like, they were young parents.
Damn!
Are you sure 21, 22?
I mean, I don't just, like, have it in the back of my head, but I do know that these two girls grew up without months.
I just don't think it's, like, equal to compare starting your period with pushing out a baby.
Nothing wrong, I just, like, slightly disagree.
You weren't meant to take pills and go into a hospital room to be able to give birth and pass on life.
That doesn't make any sense.
It's just not logical.
Your period and patient of babies directly biologically connected.
I just think it's like completely, like...
You're pushing a baby this big out of your vajayjay, and you're starting a little blood clot for your vajayjay.
Okay, ladies.
Look, he's simply saying that the child birthing process has existed a certain way for thousands upon thousands of years, which is how we've been able to propagate a society, and we didn't do it through the advent of modern medicine that we have now.
So therefore, us using modern medicine nowadays is contrary to our natural biological inclination to be able to bring children naturally.
And more people survive now.
And then he said that to minimize that, the woman needs to have the child younger.
And then you said, well, I know two people that died during childbirth.
Though that might be true.
We don't know if they have pre-existing conditions.
We don't know how old they were, etc.
But in the majority, I think what he's saying is that if the woman is young and healthy, she should be able to have children.
Naturally, without issue.
Thank you for adding on mine.
No, and I do agree.
I do agree, but I do feel like every person is different, and I feel like, yes, age is definitely, it matters, but at the same time, What we're hearing is you're echoing the fear that's propagated by the Hollywood industry.
When we see girls all the time complain about period cramps, that's when people transition over.
You see men become women.
They start to like, oh, it hurts so much.
I have a period.
They just want to feel like a woman by emulating the pain that they've seen online.
When women talk about how childbirth is terrible, it's because there's a movie knocked up with Seth Rogen.
You know what I'm saying?
Seth Rogen.
Bing!
And that movie, the wife is laying down on her back like this.
And she's screaming the entire time about how terrible it is.
It's like a 20 minute long scene of her screaming and writhing in pain about how terrible pregnancy is.
You don't think it's a psy-op?
Of course it is.
The fact that they're trying to make it seem like...
You don't think that movies are meant to be a psychological warfare in women?
That's all I'm saying.
They make childbirth seem scary.
Why is the natural process scary?
That's all I'm saying.
Hold on, you're next, you're next, you're next.
Hey, hey.
Well, as we get older...
Just sit down and answer the question and then we'll...
Like, as we get older, medical conditions get passed down and down and down, and it gets worse.
Like, not just, like, older now.
I'm saying, like...
I digress.
Let's get your take on this, and then...
Because I know you want to use the bathroom real quick.
Go ahead.
Do you want your daughter to be like you?
Absolutely not.
No.
I like your honesty, though.
Why no?
In a way, yes.
I'm a registered nurse.
I got my bachelor's.
I'm...
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
So you want her to have your same education?
I want her to have my same education and my same drive, but I also want her to move down to Miami at 22 years old and get into this crazy life down here because this is different than anywhere else in the world.
And I think us that live here know that.
You're the nurse, right?
I'm the nurse.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm the nurse.
What do you want your daughter to take from Miami at 22?
I don't want her to take nothing from Miami.
I want her to stay the...
Halloway.
Halloway.
Okay.
Yeah.
So why are you doing something that you don't want your daughters to repeat?
So I'm actually moving to Boca or Del Rey within the next month to get out of Miami because I don't want to be surrounded by that anymore and I want to continue my nursing career.
What is it about Miami that you don't want your daughters to do?
I think there's a lot of people down here that do a lot of different drugs, and it's a lot of bad industry.
Like alcohol?
Yeah, that I feel like I just don't want them to get into.
So wait, just to clarify, so you don't want her to be like you, but then you mentioned that you want her to come here sooner?
No, no, no.
I think she meant to say she doesn't want to come here.
I never want her to come here.
Okay.
She can stay in a nice area.
Yeah.
So she can have your education but not come to Miami.
Not come to Miami.
But you do know that in Delaware and Boca, they drink alcohol too, right?
Yeah.
I do understand that, but there's other things besides alcohol that I feel like a lot of...
They do drugs up there too, by the way.
They do just as much blood.
I just don't want my child to ever fall into, like...
In South Florida?
She can't be in them.
Exactly.
Birth control, right, is what makes women go a bit crazy.
Tricks them into pregnancy.
They end up being attracted to beta males.
Lower testosterone.
That's how they can lower testosterone.
Women don't get upset about it.
You think?
Yeah.
That's proof of control.
Yeah.
And they get fat.
But that's if they take hormones.
Gross.
You like dad bods, don't you?
Perhaps.
She knows.
You're on birth control, aren't you?
Yes, I'm on birth control.
Yeah, that's proof that you're attracted to lower testosterone men because you're on birth control.
Really?
Yeah.
Why would you be attracted to a dad bod?
You learn something new every day, I guess.
You like to cuddle up with the soy boy.
Would you want your daughter to dress like you?
I'm okay with how I dress.
I can dress a little promiscuous at times, being a nurse and also having someone that has respect for myself.
I can dress a little promiscuous at times, but that's just because I'm confident in my body and who I am.
Someone wants to come up to me and smack my ass.
No, but if someone wants to come up to me and smack my ass in the middle of a festival, I will turn around and start a fight.
I can dress the way I want, but you're not going to disrespect me and how I dress.
So you don't want your daughter to dress promiscuous?
No, my daughter can dress however she wants.
Okay, so answer really specifically.
Do you want your daughter to have her titties out?
Is that what you're saying?
Have my titties out?
They are.
A little bit, but like...
Do you want your daughter to do that?
You can see your underboob right now.
If she's okay with it, yeah.
If she's comfortable with that.
Are you okay with that?
If I wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't be wearing this shirt.
Great.
Okay, you can go to the bathroom now.
I want to ask you.
Do you want your daughter to be like you?
Shit.
Do you want her to escape life?
You know, a lot of people ask me why I do what I do.
What do you do?
I create people's experiences.
Spit it out.
What do you do?
Escape rooms.
Remember, he wasn't here when you said originally what you did.
I was in the band room.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I thought you were saying prostitution.
No.
She builds and manages an escape room-like entertainment place.
It's like a fun little non-problematic thing.
Constantly, I have so much fun every day.
And I make people fight and love each other and they come out like a big family.
I went to an escape room with Sunny last week.
We went to an escape room in the middle of the day.
Come to mine!
You guys are invited.
How old are you?
29.
Are you on birth control?
Yes.
And do you want your daughter to be 29 single and on birth control?
Um...
I'm sorry, the question is so dumb.
It's one of the most important questions.
You've got to think about your legacy, your bloodline.
It's a horrible question.
It's the most important one.
Is he from the 1800s?
From 2024.
I'm trying to save this year.
We'll come back to you.
He's definitely an alien.
I heard this saying that was men are happier with somebody next to them and women are happier with them.
Why?
Where'd you hear that?
It's probably a woman influencer.
This should be the question.
We go to their Instagram and the first thing is going to be them talking about cheating on their boyfriends or something.
No, no, no.
I truly believe in love.
I wish I was still with my...
Raise your hand if you listen to Call Her Daddy.
No?
Nobody?
I don't even know what that is.
Would you want your daughter to be like you is the question.
Yes or no?
Why not?
Why not?
But why?
It's not the question, why not?
Do you want your daughter, I'm asking you specifically, you want your daughter to be 29 on birth control and single?
No kids, pushing 30, eggs drying up.
Every partner that I've been with, they've been my best friend.
I love everybody around me too.
Do you want kids?
It's okay, at least you're pretty, don't worry.
Yeah, I do speak.
It's okay, but...
I'm wondering if it's your second language.
The thing is that around me there's so many kids.
There's so many kids constantly every day.
Let's say you ask a teacher.
Does a teacher want kids?
And she's like dealing with kids every day.
I have kids around me every day.
They're not yours.
Sure, they're not mine, but they do feel like mine.
Whenever my family leaves my nephews and nieces...
What's your name?
Kelly.
Kelly, those are not your kids.
I know they're not my kids.
I didn't give birth to them.
Like how men don't give birth to them.
When they leave the escape room, they go home to their family.
And then you go home and there's no family.
No, I do have a family.
You don't have your own yet.
Don't you want to create your own?
I would love to.
Would you prefer your daughter works in an escape room at 30 or has a family?
I do have a family and I have an escape room.
They're own kids, you know what I'm saying?
Sure, yeah.
You want her to have kids?
So you don't want your daughter to be like you?
No, why not?
What?
You know what this question has really demonstrated well as I've been observing?
It shows the intense amount of cognitive dissonance women are willing to put themselves through.
Because deep down, you guys know that if you actually wanted the best for your daughter, you'd want her to get married as young as possible to the best man that she can.
However, you guys all understand that you're not there yourselves.
So it's difficult for you to admit and say, damn, well, did I optimize my situation?
No, but you don't want to admit that you don't want your daughter to be in the same shoes as you because you think in your eyes, I did well.
So, I don't know if you guys are seeing this right now.
I'm literally looking at all your faces twerk and turn and contort in weird ways to try to rationalize why you want your daughter to be like you, but at the same time, it doesn't necessarily align with what's optimal for women.
I don't know if you guys are catching on to that.
Probably not.
Just because I want her to not be like me doesn't want her to be married at my age.
That's crazy.
Very interesting.
My mom taught me to always be able to thin for yourself.
Because if you get married to a man and he finds the next best thing, what are you going to be left with?
If you're just a housewife cleaning and turning and he leaves you, what the fuck are you going to have?
Nothing.
We're seeing modern advice that's going around on TikTok, even amongst girls themselves, where they say, oh, independence is rewarded, and if you're single with money, you're good.
But you just said the 1800s?
Back then.
Yeah, actually, matter of fact, so you said, coming back to you, you said you want your daughter to be like you.
Why is that?
Now that you've kind of heard some of the other ladies talk, we're going to put you on the spot going first.
Why would you want your daughter to be like you?
Well, yeah, I have to grab the mic.
Grab it hard.
Grab the piece.
Grab it hard.
Grab it.
So it's not slipping away.
Oh my God.
Just like your eggs in your youth Oh shit, Sneeko They have Sneeko?
Wow She called me an alien five seconds ago I'm an alien from the 1800s Yeah, from the 1800s You're black and Chinese Realizing Okay, yeah, I do want my daughter to be like me because I'm very much like my mom and she's probably very much like my grandmother Was your mom a doctor as well?
No, she was an engineer.
Did she also prioritize education over family?
Yeah, she made sure that I went to university.
Wait, how old was she when she had you?
She was 40.
And I feel like I turned out pretty fine.
Do you have any siblings or no?
Yes.
How many?
Two.
They're older than me.
I was going to say, were you the youngest?
Yeah, I'm the youngest.
Okay.
And then did your grandma also have children at an older age?
I don't know.
Do you know how old she is?
She's dead.
You don't know what year she was born in?
Rest in peace.
I don't know.
Your mom really popped you out of 40?
Yeah.
White people are different.
I had no idea.
Excuse me.
My mom too, by the way.
40?
Is there an issue with that, Snicko?
How is that possible?
Look how I turned out.
Well, I mean, it's not optimal to have a child that late.
It causes a lot of complications.
I mean, do you want to say what happened in your situation?
Uh, yeah.
Well, it turned out kind of retarded.
Get personal.
The other thing.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
But no, to be realistic, I had a twin brother that we were born together, and the cord was around his neck, and he died.
Did you eat him?
Nigga!
That's terrible.
I'm not Chris.
That's messed up, bro.
That was that sound effect, nigga.
Hey, hey.
I mean, I could laugh about it now, but back then it was serious.
But hey, it happens, man.
Your mom had you when she was, what, 40?
Yeah.
That is concrete.
It's happened.
It's out of her control.
My dad was born at 40.
He had to be in an incubator for the last month of his pregnancy.
What?
Oh, shit.
It's pregnancy?
Well, like, my grandma's pregnancy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Not his.
What do you call it?
He was born prematurely.
Yeah, yeah.
Because she had him been incubated for a month.
Well, a conversation people aren't ready to have is this.
So I'm from Australia, and, you know, the illegal agent consent...
Why do you have that voice?
Are you a girl?
Do I have this voice?
Yeah, I could be a girlfriend.
Why would you be talking shit if I'm trans?
Isn't it good?
It's perfect.
How dare your voice?
It's so smooth.
Don't be transphobic, please.
Anyway.
How dare you?
Thank you.
How dare you?
Yeah, it's good.
It's 2024.
Let's not be in the 1800s like you said, please.
Thank you.
Wait, what?
Thank you.
No, this is what's called a man who makes a lot of money and flies around the world regularly and goes on a lot of shows so his voice can't keep up with his work ethic.
Sure, whatever the fuck you want to say.
But the reality is like with the birthing rates and with what's going on is, look, so age of consent in Australia is 16.
A lot of states in America are 16, 17, 18.
It changes, right?
I know for the sake of the internet, we'll just say age of consent is 18.
Like I was just at a house right now with some very wealthy people.
We run some companies like the wellness companies are, you know, multi.
These are, you know, eight, nine figure companies.
And these are some of the best OBGYNs in the entire world.
And I was sitting down with one of them.
I won't name him for the sake of his credentials.
One of the most awarded OBGYNs.
And one of the crazy things of talking to some of these individuals, these are doctors, by the way, so girls don't put words in my mouth here.
I'm sorry.
Is that when they talk about births, they tell me regularly that the least complications and the most successive rate with the least mental conditions is between 14 to 16, depending on the rate of puberty onset.
So teen pregnancies typically have the easiest labor, the least complications, the least mental health issues, and the least defects, as well as least postpartum issues.
So, by no means am I promoting teen pregnancy, because I'm not saying if you're 16, go get knocked up.
What I'm saying is we might have a cultural problem and a maturity problem, not necessarily a gender problem.
Because most of you girls here are probably not even old enough or mature enough to have a baby where you're at right now.
I agree with you.
I meet a lot of 28-year-old girls.
I'm like, fuck.
They're like, I can't have a kid.
I go, don't.
You're right.
But, if you think about it in a world where, you know, women are like, taught how to cook, how to clean, maturity is something that is trained.
Gender's not a taught concept, maturity is.
So, in our culture where people are taught to be immature, it would make sense, like Mary in the Bible with Jesus was 14, but it was a much different mindset back then.
Am I saying 14 year olds today should fuck and have kids?
No, no, no, don't take me out of context.
But if our society was different, Today, people are never adults.
We're continually kids for the rest of our lives.
Coachella did the Wiggles come out on stage and everyone was happy.
What are you, fucking five?
So my point is, and I'll just digress on this as I'm saying, with the age thing, I think part of the reason why we have it later and later is to reduce the population so they can bring immigrants in to replace the initial population.
That's it.
I'll leave the matrix there.
And I think the other thing, too, that's very important for people to understand is that life expectancy was significantly less.
I mean, you know, people were dying in their 20s and 30s, and if you lived to, like, 40 or 50, you were considered, like, blessed.
So I think that's another reason, too, why people had children younger and people had to mature sooner is because, you know, people did labor laborious work, they worked on farms, etc.
So by 10 years old, they considered you an adult.
I mean, if you look at all the major religions...
I want to clarify, post-puberty, after your first blood...
When do you have your bar mitzvah?
When you're like 13 in Islam, you're considered a man at like 13, 14, 15.
You're the man of the house now.
In Christianity, you mentioned 14 in the Bible.
So not saying that I advocate for that, but I'm just saying like we've existed for thousands of years with less life expectancy.
So it would make sense from a biological perspective, of course, biological, why that would have the least complications Yeah, but back then it made sense, but modern society now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Modern society has changed it, yeah.
Modern society 30 doesn't make sense, man, the way the bitches are.
I'm not trying to be rude, but like, people are just not prepared to have kids.
Wait, I have a continuing question, not a final question.
Sunny, did you want to ask a question too after this one?
Yeah, sure.
If we biologically live longer now, why does it not make sense to have kids later?
Biologically in the Bible, they live to 30 years old, and we biologically live to 80.
120 in the Bible.
Yeah, well, because, remember, biology doesn't necessarily align with, like, I mean, of course you could prolong your life with modern conveniences and medicine and everything else like that, but it doesn't change biology in general, right?
There's a woman that's 21 years old is just going to be more fertile than a woman that's 40 years old, regardless of whether that woman that's 40 years old took great care of herself or whatever.
I mean, unless she has, like, fantastic genetics, but there's a higher propensity for the younger woman to be significantly more fertile than the older woman.
I'll give you an example.
When you go to a grocery store, right, you buy eggs.
Yeah.
If you eat them past expiry date, what happens?
Which I do.
I do, I do.
It's dirty.
You want to eat them fast.
That's kind of weird.
Well, I mean, I eat them after like a week and a half, like, right?
What?
But they become bad eggs.
You don't want bad eggs to have kids, do you?
If you put them...
Oh, I don't want bad eggs.
No, I don't.
So the sooner the better.
Now I'm starting to think about my 13-year-old sister.
Would I want her to have a child right now?
No, no, no.
If she would, we would have been a team.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I simply told you, ladies, please don't...
Please extrapolate the correct information from what he stated.
He said from talking with trained professionals...
The women that have the highest propensity to deliver healthy children without medical complications by themselves are women between the ages of 14 to 16.
That is what he's saying from a biological standpoint, factual.
My mother is a doctor and she told me as long as I have a child before 30, it's gonna be great.
What kind of doctor is your mother?
My mom is a family practitioner.
She's amazing.
Not qualified to talk like an OBGYN. She does OBGYN appointments.
There's a reason why specialists make like three to four times as much as general practitioner doctors, man.
But let's be honest here.
And he just told you they're world renowned.
But that's where the mentality comes of girls think.
Imagine if I was a guy.
Look at me for a second.
Imagine I'm like, I made $100,000.
Let's make $100,000 one kid.
And I go, I made $100,000.
And you're going, good.
I go, I'm just, I'm feeling so nice, so happy.
I'm successful.
And you go...
Make $200,000.
I'm like, no.
I made $100,000.
As a guy, you'd expect me to make as much as I can for as long as I can.
And you're not going to be mad at me if I can't make more, but if I have the ability to make more, you'd be like, I want my man to make $500,000, $600,000, $700,000.
As a man, you want as much offspring.
I have to say, in defense of women in this aspect, that there's a societal standard of needing to have a degree and to have your shit together before you have children.
There's this pressure, so that's what prolongs it to make it older.
You're right, but you know, here's the problem.
Why is that?
Because they don't want women no longer cleaning and cooking the house.
They want a double income, which will now expand the family to benefit greater than just one passive income.
So now you have two incomes coming together to create a better family and better...
I mean, you can disagree with me in a way.
That doesn't mean someone doesn't need to cook and clean.
Someone's gonna have to cook and clean.
Why is that?
Someone's gonna have to cook and clean?
No, no.
Why do they need two people making income for the household?
Because, I mean, if you were to have two Lamborghinis or one, which would you choose?
See, we're asking you why, because there's a reason why they're doing this.
You're dressed this way because men are attracted to you based on your boobs and your butt.
That's why they're smacking you at Rolling Loud when you go out in public.
They're not smacking your degree.
No guy is ogling your frame posters of your accomplishments.
Men are attracted to you physically and how young you are and how beautiful you are.
There's not one guy that's ever said, hey baby, let me see that degree.
But that's why the guys that smack my ass don't go nowhere.
I mean, maybe they should because then you keep thinking that you need a degree.
No guy cares about that.
You can find a guy that can provide for you.
Don't try to have a double income.
That's not gonna be- You're telling me that if I worked for OnlyFans versus being a nurse that has a different impact than how I would find a man?
Do you see how women immediately think money has to go to prostitution?
Like, there's other options.
But at the end of the day, I can be confident that without a man, I can provide for myself.
I live in a one-bedroom by myself.
I have three animals.
Isn't it so funny that a girl literally just paying her basic bills is the biggest deal in society?
But isn't that for you?
Because that's what you guys like to flex in front of me.
Because I've been providing for family members since I was 19.
There's a lot of girls that cannot provide.
Because there's so many people that cannot do that.
Let's ask the real question here.
You mentioned before that there's an enormous amount of pressure on women from society to earn money and get their own things and get educated and be able to sustain themselves.
Who is they, specifically?
They specifically?
Probably your higher-ups and your parents.
Who are the higher-ups and your parents?
Who are the higher-ups specifically?
Higher-ups including the people that are older than you.
Your parents, your grandparents.
They want you to be better than they were.
They want you to get the degrees.
They want you to go farther than they want in life.
I don't believe them.
Where did that come from, where your parents pushed you to get an education and enter the workforce as a woman?
Because if you go back generation to generation, I'm sure your grandparents didn't have a college degree.
My parents both did not have a college degree, so for them it was a big push for us to make a difference in our family and make sure that we did have that college degree and were able to move forward.
Did they push you to the same level?
Do you have brothers?
Yes.
Did they push your brothers as hard to be successful?
Did they push your brothers harder to be successful than they pushed you?
I'll have to say I was pushed the hardest.
Can I ask this one?
Do you know what's interesting?
Do you know what a woman's...
So the girls can understand.
Do you know what a woman's income sounds like to a man?
It's like, I can talk to you guys and go, you know, it's kind of great.
I can make as much money as I want as a man.
I'm six foot two.
I make high six figures.
Not as much as maybe Myron and them, but I'm doing well for myself.
I go around.
I can do whatever I want with my life.
I can just adopt kids.
I can just adopt kids and adopting kids is going to go ahead and make me a family.
And as a woman, you're going, I don't want to marry a guy who just adopted a few kids before he married me.
I want to marry a guy and make kids with him.
That's what I want to do because it's not about making kids or just having kids.
It's about making kids together.
And so for me, it's like, no, I don't need you.
I'll just adopt a few kids and then I will marry you later.
And you'd go, hey, fuck you.
I want those kids to be mine.
As a man, we see income like that.
You go, I'll make a few bucks and then I'll marry you.
You go, no, we don't care about your income.
That's the same thing.
Our value is not in the kids we have.
You want to make kids with us.
Your value is not in the money you make, it's the money we make with you.
So we want to be with you, and then we want your kids to be made with us.
And I think what's the big problem here is that women don't understand the value of children.
And that's a real problem.
Women are annoyed by kids.
If you go on a plane, and sorry for my voice, guys, I'm a very hoarse voice from a lot of shows and flying, but women are the ones who get mad on planes when kids are crying.
Well, that's disrespectful.
Coming from, I'm a NICU nurse.
I work with neonatal ICU babies, which are premature babies.
So coming from an aspect of that, I'd be the type of person to take that baby into my lap and sit with them the entire time.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Because you're a nurse, this is your job.
Women that don't have kids are like, yo, this bitch is annoying.
Take care of your kid.
I guess I can't speak for them.
I feel like women are the only one that get mad when babies cry on planes.
I've never been upset when a baby's crying on a plane.
They're the most vocal about it.
I have a question.
I haven't.
I have a question.
So it's bold.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but like...
What would Ling Ling do?
Sorry, sorry.
So if you're at this weird age, right?
Kill the baby.
Sorry, go ahead.
Baby, I'm playing now.
So I'm 27, right?
So if you're at this weird age, right?
Well, I still have a boyfriend, but if you're at this age where you don't really know should you have kids or not, like, what do you do?
Because 27 is such a weird age.
It's not your job to know.
So a big point that I think we missed out on this entire conversation is, like, with the 14 to 16-year-old girls getting pregnant and stuff is if that was what was normal in society, it would be your dad choosing.
It wouldn't be you.
Because you guys aren't naturally meant to make decisions like this and go on and date and get your heart broken.
What?
Cook.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
And just to add to what he said, I mean, think about it.
How many girls here at the table are single?
All of us.
Yeah, all the girls here are single.
And I guarantee a big part of the reason why you're single is because your father or some male authority in your life has not been involved in selecting the men that come into your life.
I disagree.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
And that's fine if you might go ahead and say, well, no, my father was involved or no, my brother was involved.
That's cool.
But a majority of women that are single do not have a masculine authority figure involved in their dating life.
It's awkward.
They don't want to have these conversations.
They don't want to say, hey big bro, can you help me out with this, or little bro, or hey dad, I'm thinking about talking to this guy.
It's an awkward conversation.
It's uncomfortable.
I get it.
But the reason why marriages and relationships lasted longer before is because the parents were involved and they picked the best mate for them from a long-term perspective, not from an emotional perspective.
The problem with women when they date is that What you guys are aroused by and what you guys are attracted to are two different things.
And unfortunately, the things that are arousing to you a lot of times don't create the stability that you're looking for long term.
You want the bad boy that's tall and good looking and has money, but he's going to want to fuck a bunch of other girls.
But at the same time, the nice guy that will provide for you, take care of you, he's not necessarily exciting enough.
So you get bored and you break up with him.
Just like you said before, how many marriages have you run away from?
You've been engaged how many times now?
I was asked three times and I said yes once.
And that proves my point is that more than likely those men were either A, not that arousing or boring or whatever the hell, or maybe the other side.
But the point is that they didn't fulfill what you needed.
And I think when women make their own mating decisions, they typically pick wrong.
Why did you say no to those marriages?
Because it just didn't feel right.
What about it didn't feel right?
Just everything.
I just didn't think the timeline was right.
I didn't want it with them.
The last one I wanted.
The third time I was like, yeah, third time's the time, let's go.
So you were just bored of the guy, to be honest.
Yeah, I was just bored.
And then the third one I left New York and I came here.
So you chose the club over a stable marriage?
I didn't actually.
I don't even drink.
I'm sober.
I literally go to work and go home and go to bed and cuddle with my dog.
Wouldn't you have preferred to be married instead of being married to a dog?
I would have loved to have been married, but some things just don't work out.
It just sounded like it's all of our decision.
You said no.
No, the last time I said yes.
I said two different people, I said no.
So you said no twice.
Yeah.
It was your decision.
Yeah, because I wasn't going to settle for that.
And I was young.
How old were you?
The first time I was 21, the second time 23.
That's not that young.
And then the most recent time was 25.
Let me ask you this, hold on.
And B, I want you, well, I already know the answer to this, but I'm going to ask this question anyway.
Did you feel like you could do better, which is what led to you, yeah, I feel like you could do better, right?
Yep, definitely.
Did ya?
I did, but then it was better in like one way, but then totally worse than the other.
And now you're running out of eggs and options.
I have to ask.
It's alright though with the eggs and the options.
I'm an auntie, I'm a godmom, I'm all set.
Let me guess.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
You're 25?
He's a child.
Are you married?
No, I'm not.
Are you dating?
I'm not dating.
You ask questions as if you have a wife and children and are so much farther ahead of us.
We have different options because I can get married at 40, 50 and it's fine.
It's called maturity.
You're saying that men have different options than women because you're more fertile for longer.
My sperm doesn't dry up like your eggs do.
You can freeze him though.
Hey girl, what's your name again?
Maria.
Maria, he's coming from a mature place where you don't have to be married with kids to come to a point of questioning as if you want to have kids and a wife.
You have to be in the same mindset before you get married that you're going to be at when you're married.
So he's coming to you from a mature mindset saying, hey, I'm looking at what life would be like.
I'm not going to wait until I get there to mature.
I'm approaching that.
So that's why you sense that.
It's called maturity in a young man.
That's very respectable.
And I think also women need to understand...
I think the other thing that women need to understand is that, with all due respect, ladies, we're not on your fucking timeline.
You are on a tight timeline to find a man and get married and have children because you guys have a finite amount of time to not only maximize your beauty and use it to find the maximum man, but we don't have to adhere to that.
The things that make us attractive take time to acquire.
You should approach yourself as a wife ready to be married before you're married.
And I do.
I can see the underside of your boob.
Because you can see the underside of my boob means that I'm not able to have children.
Do you think that you're going to do that in your marriage?
I can dress however I want to for the rest of my life.
Hold on, hold on.
Are you going to dress like this when you're married?
If I have a husband that's confident enough in the fact that he has somebody that's good looking, yeah.
What type of men do you know that have wives like this?
Plenty.
What example of a successful guy?
Kanye West literally walks out naked.
Is that due to confidence or porn brain?
It's fashion.
It's nudity.
It's not fashion.
Shut up, mate.
Well, he looks at it in his fashion.
I'm sorry, but I don't think that...
It doesn't matter how he looks at it.
I mean, you guys say that at...
Hold on.
You say it from the year 1800, but traditionally, over all centuries, this is just straight-up nudity in public.
That's illegal in most societies.
The way that they're dressing in public...
I'm sorry.
But Kanye is a confident man, and his wife's...
Hold on a second.
Shut up, mate.
Kanye West is not the average person, and also is marketing.
That's what he's doing with his wife.
But y'all are pulling y'all's self-saltation off the average person.
Shut up, mate.
Y'all are like, literally marketing yourself is not the average person, and neither is Kanye.
The problem with modern women is that you always compare yourself to celebrity couples.
You're listening to Call Her Daddy Podcast, and you think that that's how you're gonna be.
You're gonna see Kanye and his wife walking around billionaires.
Like, you're not gonna be with a billionaire.
This is not realistic for you at all.
If you think that I wore a turtleneck tonight, you would think of me as a different woman.
Absolutely.
Well, I will promise you that me wearing a turtleneck or me wearing this shirt does not change who I am.
That is true.
That is true.
But how you present yourself to the world defines who you are.
How I present myself to the world in this very moment is I'm confident in my body and how I look and I want to show it off.
Okay, that's what you think.
But I'm saying everybody that's here, everybody that's watching the show, they are perceiving you differently about how you dress and you should care about that.
You should care how you present yourself.
Okay, I don't disagree with you.
Is your cleavage pierced?
Is there me to know?
I could see it.
I need to never find out.
We can see it through your shirt.
How does that look like?
It's not something you're hiding.
It's all there.
Why is this so bad?
I can't see from there.
Let me explain.
This is really important.
Because why would a guy settle down with you?
The guy that you want to be a successful guy, choose to be with you, when all these people, thousands of people, me, Sonny, Fresh, Myron, Elijah, we can already see what he's going to have to get when he's married.
It's already available.
The mystery's gone.
Okay, I understand.
You gave your beauty away for nothing.
For nothing.
Because this is also important.
You said that you want to get married soon.
You're dating this guy.
What's holding you back?
Actually, look how she's dressed.
She's approaching herself like she's ready for marriage.
Uh, actually, yeah, um, what's holding me back?
Yeah.
Um, I don't know, really.
Uh, we, we're just, um, getting, we, at first we were getting to know each other, and now we're, like, really, like, we really care about each other, so I think it was just time, like, us really getting to know each other.
It's only been one year, too.
Not giving up on each other, as far as.
It's been a year.
Do you think that he would be a good husband?
What does he do for work, this guy?
I've known him for, like, two years beforehand.
Oh, what does he do for work, this guy?
Oh, oh, he's about to work at Lowe's.
He works at Lowe's.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you think that he'd be a good husband?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do it.
You got something here?
Oh, I do?
Is that a booger?
Maybe.
Some color, I like that!
Has he spoken about marriage with you yet?
Yeah, he has.
What's the resistance?
I don't want you to be too public.
It's just the fact that I don't know if I'm going to stay in Miami.
I really don't know.
It's just kind of like, I don't know.
He's from here, so all his family and everything's here.
So it's really just me deciding, because I'm not originally from here, do I want to stay here or stay with him?
But do you think that he's marriage material?
I think so, yeah.
I would just do it.
You're 27.
It's like, there's not that much else out there.
Like, I heard something from you.
You're like, what else do we do?
Like, people are living longer.
Why should we settle down now?
The alternative is what?
Going to the club, dressing provocatively, having...
Are you crying?
No, it's just wiping my sweat.
Okay.
The alternative is going out to the club and doing what?
There's nothing else out there.
That's the point.
You have a point.
You have a point.
Because when I was younger, I dated a guy and I was like 20 and it just didn't work out because I was partying and stuff like that.
Now that I'm older, it's different.
Now that you've done the partying, do you think that was really that important of your life?
Yeah, because it kicked my ass.
So I'm like, I think everybody needs a face.
What are you going to take it back?
I think everybody needs a face.
Everybody needs a face.
Everybody needs a face.
Would you do it again?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, of course I would.
Okay.
Can I ask you a question?
This is like, no, it's being invasive.
He's Haitian.
He's Asian.
He's Asian.
So he is black.
He's very black.
Well, he's Haitian.
You said very black.
Wait, what's Haitian?
You're going to say very black.
He's Haitian.
You must be very black.
I'm asking you this.
I'm gonna be kind to.
You got a white girl voice, right?
So you're not talking hood.
You're not talking ratchet.
You're in Miami, though.
A lot of girls do.
A lot of black girls are ghetto as fuck in this area.
Trust me.
I live in a white area in Australia.
It's not like this.
No, it's true.
What in Miami are we talking about?
Talk shit.
It's real.
You just talk so bad about Miami.
No, no, but you are...
A lot of the reason why white guys don't like to date black girls is because they have too much masculine energy and they're too assertive and annoying.
And the thing is, is you have a soft voice.
You seem very submissive, very kind.
Get her mad, man.
Hey, I'm just being honest.
Get her mad.
No, I'm saying you seem very kind, very submissive, socially friendly girl.
Elijah's saying you're one of the good ones.
I'm saying...
You are a good one.
You seem like a girl who hasn't been ruined by Kendrick Lamar and Drake drama.
And we all have?
Like, you're a girl who just is a woman, first and foremost, okay?
Some white girls get caught up in that shit, too.
My point is, so you're here.
Your guy works at Lowe's.
Yeah.
Do you feel, as a Haitian, Because black dads have been known to leave.
It's true and I don't apologize.
So my point is that people can talk shit on stereotypes and stuff.
You don't fit stereotypes of a black girl.
I'm being real here.
It's my podcast.
Slightly offensive.
We talk like this.
So I'm saying...
Do you feel, because a lot gets put on you as the girl, the pressure on you to get married and stuff.
Do you feel like a guy who works at Lowe's is going to be with you and then he's going to get a better job, leave you because he's going to have more money, find a different girl.
Do you think he's going to raise your kids, be with you?
Do you think he's in a position that he's going to stay with you and marry you?
Because that's equally as important as you being ready that the man is in a position to stay married to you.
And stereotypes aside, it's true.
It's fucking brutal.
It sucks, but it's real.
So I'm asking you.
I think about that a lot, too, because I know I'm in Miami.
I know it's crazy down here.
There's so many girls.
I already know what it comes with.
I know I live here, but at the same time, at this point, I really don't care.
I just really care about him, so I don't really think about that.
Is your man in Miami, too?
Yeah, he's in Miami.
I'm just saying, does he care about...
When you talk to your man, girls go, what do I bring to the table?
But sometimes girls don't even think about...
What does man think about me?
Like, because they go, I bring, you know, this.
And then a man knows what you bring.
He knows your value.
You think you got him tricked?
You don't got him tricked.
He knows.
So does he think you're a woman of value?
That you're going to have kids get married?
He's going to stay with you?
Or is he going to leave you and you're going to be a baby mama?
Real talk.
Real talk.
I mean, you know, hopefully he don't leave, but like, what if he does?
I mean, I can't control nobody, so...
Yeah, you can.
Because you can be someone that he won't leave.
I think I'm being the person.
I'm a good person, so I don't know.
I'm not shit-testing you.
I'm asking you reality because we have too many fucking kids without dads and too many kids with fucking bitch-ass moms who are walking around here fucked up.
So I'm asking you as a mom because you seem like a nice girl.
That's my point.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
You seem like a nice girl.
You seem soft-spoken, feminine, submissive.
You think he's going to stay with you if he gets a better job?
That's a good question.
I hope so, but it's just like we've been through so much.
Hopefully, but I know on social media and everything, everybody promoting, like, you know, the guy, once he gets some money, he's going to go, you know?
But I don't know.
You shouldn't accept that.
You've got to be a girl where he's not going to leave.
I agree.
And if he does leave, he comes right back because these bitches are useless.
Black men don't cheat.
Real fast.
Did you have something?
Because I saw that you were like, disagreeing with something.
Did you have something you want to say before I read the show?
I mean, it was a long time ago and I don't remember.
Blackest Panther.
She often has to make a difficult decision.
Does she wants his heart?
He loves her, but might step out.
Or does she wants his penis?
Side trick.
Which would each of the ladies pick?
Can't have both.
I think all of them are going to say they want the Hardball.
Yeah, Hardball.
Blackest Panther.
Okay, Camp Two Times.
Ladies, why do y'all get mad when men tell you they prefer you not to wear makeup, wigs, weave, Botox, and just be natural?
I don't get mad.
This guy says, Martin, I'm not a hater.
I just thought it would be funny.
Please, guys, take the time to answer my question properly.
It's really important to me.
Bro, I told you already, man.
You're the only person that knows how much money you're going to make at the other job versus what you make at the current job that you have.
You're the only one that knows how high you might go up in the company versus how low you might stay.
We can't make that decision.
This is part of being a man, my friend.
You have to be able to assess the facts and make the best decision for yourself.
Okay.
Cam 2 Times says, from the ancient verses of Creamology, section Thodalations, sounds like Philippians in the Bible, the longer her nails and the more color on her hair and the longer her lashes, my brother, the more body she catches.
Okay.
That's blasphemy.
Are you religious?
I am.
I am.
That's blasphemy right there.
Shut up, Meg.
All right.
Rob Burris says, Yo, Myron, you still stand behind KT Hustles and his expensive program?
I believe that you are an honorable man who never mislead us.
Can I trust this guy by giving him a hard-earned money?
I believe in mentors like you told us.
Absolutely, bro.
We have a bunch of guys that...
And here's the thing, bro.
Take the free shit first.
Watch the show.
Take the free stuff.
Apply it.
And if you don't feel like it's worth it, then don't do it.
I'm never going to push you out to buy a course if I wouldn't believe in it.
But if you need some more proof, take the free stuff first and go from there.
It gives a lot of free sauce on that.
I mean, honestly, just try it out yourself for the free content like Myron is saying.
And if you see results, okay, I want more results.
Hit him up.
Take the free stuff, man.
But KT is very good at what he does, guys.
What else do we got here?
Okay.
Ladies, what's the purpose of women on earth whose money is more important in a relationship between a man and a woman?
Goddamn, Red Pill Overdose.
Okay.
Alright, who's up next?
Oh, thanks, bro.
Hey, FNF, quick question.
That's a strange picture.
Base hands.
The 30-year-old.
W. Next to Elijah.
Locked in fingers.
Made a point about parents are constantly learning.
My question is, do you believe in the next 5 to 10 years, with the example set before, most people that want to become parents, do you believe parenting will become better or worse in the next 5 to 10 years?
Bro, worse, bro.
Depends on the election.
I'll make it very simple.
Hold on.
I'll just make it simple with a raise of hands.
- Ladies, how many of you think it's going to be worse in the next five to 10 years? - Worse.
- All right, that is a majority.
- No way.
- That is a majority.
- Oh my God, we're all having - Because we're not gonna beat our kids' asses like our asses are beating. - We can't beat our kids' asses. - We can't beat our kids' asses.
- Hold on, hold on, not everybody's talking.
- We're gonna make a change.
- You're saying why? - I'm saying because our parents all whooped our asses and society-wise, we're not allowed to do that moving forward.
Yeah, you can.
Makes a difference.
We all have TikTok brain rot.
We're all going to be honest.
Slay, baby.
Love you, queen.
No, no, no.
We're talking to our kids with brain raw.
Of course we suck now.
Our kids are going to have TikTok at 10.
Raise your hand here if your parents disciplined you.
Shut up, Meg.
But you need to be disciplined when you're on the wall.
I feel like we still need to be disciplined.
Can you do that now?
This is pretty simple.
And it makes you who you are.
This is pretty simple, ladies.
All of your answers tell us that we're fucked.
Yeah, we are fucked.
Punisher.
Punisher says to the chick that said giving birth is painful, try being a man and playing Overwatch 2 or COD with a lagging connection.
That's true pain.
Giving birth is a choice, a lagging connection isn't.
Fuck outta here.
Bullshit.
What else do we got here?
Let's say you find a good man who's good looking and makes six figures a year.
You're about to hook up for the first time the moment he pulls down your panties and has either one of these facial expressions.
How would you react?
Why would you do this, brother?
I'd be so happy.
I'd be so happy.
Get out of here.
You know what?
That is the first one.
It's the first one for me.
That was crazy.
Close your mouth, man.
Yo.
My leg said period.
Oh, my God.
That second one looks kind of excited.
Ladies, let's say you give your man bedroom fun once a month.
Would you be mad if he went to the strip club or watched porn?
No.
I don't know what that is.
All right, so raise your hands.
How many of you would be mad if he went to the strip club or watched porn if you only had sex with him once a month?
How many of you would be mad?
Raise your hands.
It's only one.
Nah, girl, that's your fault.
If I'm not putting out somebody's got to.
All right.
Would you marry an average looking man that your father picked out for you that loves you and takes care of the family or be a single cat lady forever?
Invest in the Chewy!
No!
Alright, so raise of hands if your dad picked out a guy for you.
He wasn't good looking, but he was a nice guy, made 50k per year.
How many of you would take that or be single?
If it's only versus being single, I've been in both situations.
Okay, let me describe the man real fast for you guys.
- Okay guys, he's five foot eight, 50K per year.
- Ooh! - Average chicken guy.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - God damn! - You already lost him at five foot eight. - You already lost him at five foot eight. - You feel like you lost me at 50K a year. - I wouldn't be able to wear high heels Isn't it funny?
You just mentioned the height, they were like, oh!
Wait, can I ask this to the girls real fast on that question?
What's more important, six figures or six foot?
Six figures.
Six foot.
That's not what I just heard from y'all's mouse right now.
You said 50K. You said 5850K. 5850K. I don't think it matters.
Let me ask you a question then, ladies.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Clearly there's an issue with an average man, because the average man is about 5'8".
And it makes under 50k, I think.
About 30 to 50k per year, depending on what state you're in in the United States, right?
That could vary.
And he's just a regular Joe Schmo guy, you know, maybe takes one or two vacations a year, and has a dad bod.
What's wrong with the...
I guess, let me ask, what's the problem with the, you think you can do better?
Is that why you guys are all like, no?
I need to wear high heels when I take a picture with them and be able to post it on Instagram.
So would it be fair to say that all of you think that you're above average, ladies?
Because I do better than that.
Hold on, hold on.
My question is, is the reason why none of you will take an average man because you feel as though you're not average yourself?
Do you guys all think you're above average?
What about you, Miss Doctor?
You think you're above average, right?
Ask the guys, too.
Hold on.
Do you think you're above average?
I feel like I'm changing to be a politician, so no comment.
Just please answer the question.
Do you consider yourself above average compared to other women?
I'm not answering your question.
I'm not above average, by the way.
Bro, that's not how this works.
You either answer the question...
I decide how it works.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Just get up and get the fuck out of here, bro.
I'm used to deciding.
Well, I don't give a fuck.
Get up and get out of here, bro.
You got it twisted, man.
Get up and get out of here.
You can leave, yeah.
Just get the fuck out of here.
But what if we think that we're not above average?
I'm dead serious.
Get up and get out of here.
What about you?
Do you think you're above average yourself?
I'm confident in myself.
I think I'm average, but I'm not like, you know, like, Ruby Rose is beautiful.
Like, that's, like, different levels.
Look who I said there, I don't know.
I'm not talking about beauty-wise.
She got no ass.
Bye!
She called me an alien earlier.
Hey, she said you were in the 1800s and then was transphobic.
Remember that?
Yeah, I don't remember.
Oh, you're leaving too?
I think she's beautiful.
Oh, you're going to be...
Okay.
So, okay, so you think you're above average as well?
Well, I want to tell you straight up, like, don't ever compare...
Please don't.
Like, I'm never going to see you again.
Hope probably...
It doesn't matter.
But don't ever compare yourself to these random women on Instagram.
Yeah.
Oh no, I wasn't comparing myself.
I was saying like beauty, her face-wise.
I'm talking about, he was saying like who's average, who's...
I'm not comparing myself.
Can I just say you have one of the most beautiful souls at the table?
So you need to keep that guarded before God and make sure that you savor that as you make your next decision.
Yeah.
Because you'll lose that quick in the next couple of years if you fuck this up.
Okay.
You're much more beautiful than Ruby Rose.
Your future husband is a lucky guy.
You are beautiful as fuck.
Oh, thank you guys.
You guys are beautiful.
Okay, so...
Alright, so...
You consider yourself above average.
Do you think you're above average too?
No.
So why are you demanding an above average man?
I never said I'm demanding an above average man.
You said no to the 5 foot 8, 50k per year.
Is that above average?
That's an average man.
And you're saying he doesn't qualify, so therefore I'm asking you if you're above average and you're saying that you're not above average, so why do you deserve an above average man?
I don't think...
I just don't want a man.
I don't want a man.
Do you want a woman?
No, no, thank you.
But thanks for the offer, babe.
No, that's not true.
You do want a man.
You just want an exceptional one.
I wanted a man.
I wanted a man, and now I just want to be by myself.
You gave up at 30?
29.
29.
You know you have the jaw-high chain right here?
It's funny, you're saying really satanic things, and you have the Antichrist necklace.
What is the antique for this?
The eye.
The all-seeing eye.
It was a gift from Greece.
From Greece?
I'm Greek, yeah.
I think it was a gift from Satan.
It's like the evil eye?
I don't know that man.
That's the eye of Horus.
Yeah, I have that on my back.
They did the dance.
Oh, that's a shot.
You're going to give him a shot?
Oh, my God.
I have a Bible quote right now.
They did a dance on the Twin Towers and they collapsed.
They did the Eye of Horus with people to celebrate its destruction.
Very funny.
All the satanic girls have satanic symbols on them.
I'm definitely not satanic.
Shake your hands with a demon witch.
Beautiful.
I'm definitely not a demon witch.
I'm a child of God.
This past weekend I went to church for Easter.
Literally gave it all to God.
Because if I didn't, I probably would have been dead right now.
So once again, So you admit that you're an average-looking woman or you're an average woman, and you want an above-average man.
Okay.
All right, interesting.
What about you?
You also want an above-average man, or do you consider yourself average?
Wait, real quick before she answers.
You were saying something to me.
What were you saying?
I couldn't hear you earlier.
You were, like, mouthing something to me.
I'm going to be honest, I forget.
Oh, I said you were making me self-conscious about my underboob now.
I didn't mean to have an underboob, Jesus.
I was just trying to like, you know, look cute.
They said just to impress.
Alright, are you average?
Do you consider yourself an average woman?
Yes.
Okay, so why do you demand an above average man?
Because I've done it before.
My ex-boyfriend, who I was in talks about marriage, like he didn't want to settle down, but he was R.B. on that.
Okay, so what do you bring to the table to demand an above-average man then?
Just the same things that like every I feel like women should.
You know, I want a family and I... Fantastic.
Okay.
What about you?
You said you also want an above-average man.
What makes you...
Do you consider yourself an average woman?
I mean, maybe y'all wouldn't, but I consider myself because I started my own business.
I graduated college.
I paid for my own college.
I paid for my own college.
I did everything I'm natural.
You do understand that nowadays that's actually fairly average because women dominate higher education.
That's why I said you probably wouldn't see me above average, but I look at myself.
I've overcome adversity.
I've done a lot of things that make me really proud to be above average.
Look at me.
Look at me.
It doesn't matter what you think.
When you come in approaching dating and marriage, it matters what the guy thinks.
Incredible, right?
What you believe about how attractive you are has no real world application.
I don't care what they think.
You're saying you don't care what men think?
I really don't.
Then you're going to die alone.
That's like your opinion, but I really don't think I'm going to die alone.
I'm sorry.
You're dying alone now.
You are dying alone now.
I don't think I'm going to die alone.
How old are you?
How do you know that?
Because you're saying you don't care.
Are you a fortune teller?
What you're saying makes no sense.
Because I said that I think that I'm above average and you think that I'm not above average, I'm going to die alone because you think I'm average?
It's not what I think.
You need to care about how your future husband sees you.
I do, I do, but just because I think I'm above average and you think I'm below average, yes, I don't care if y'all think that I'm below average.
It's not about what we think.
Sneak out, sneak out.
A dog that won't obey the chain of its owner will eventually get put down.
When you won't listen to authority or when a woman won't realize that it matters what a man thinks, eventually they end up 40 and alone, 50 and alone, and yes, death comes soon after.
I'm going to invite y'all to my wedding.
Alright, so let me just ask you a question because here comes that cognitive dissonance again that all of you guys have expressed throughout this podcast.
So, you...
Or saying, in your eyes, you're not an average woman, but realistically speaking, you are a fairly average woman, because you named a bunch of things that average women do every day.
I do think I'm an average man.
Not you, not you.
I'm talking to her.
So you are, on paper, an average woman, even though you don't look at yourself that way.
That's fine.
However, you don't want a guy that's 5'8", 50K per year, etc.
You don't want an average man.
So you want an above-average man.
I don't want to date a man that I make more than.
I'm sorry.
So you want a man that's above average.
You want a man that's above average.
So let me ask you this.
If you want a man that's above average, you do understand that a man that's above average is probably going to have above average standards, right?
Yeah.
So wouldn't it behoove you to attract that man to know what that man wants?
Wait, repeat that?
Wouldn't it behoove you or move you if you want...
That's a big word, Mark.
That's a real word.
Okay.
I mean, if you want me to speak retard at ease, if you want a guy to fucking get with you, you should probably know what that guy wants, correct?
No.
Right?
Because if I'm a guy and I want to attract women, I understand that I need to make money, I need to go to the gym, I need to be able to convey myself a certain way.
But I have above average guys already wanting to be with me.
Be quiet when I'm speaking, please, so I can finish my points.
Shut up, Meg.
If I'm a man and I want to attract a bunch of women or I want to be attractive, I need to understand what the opposite gender wants.
However, you just said a second ago that you want an above-average man.
However, you don't care about what men think.
Now, I know why you think this way, because you literally just said it a second ago.
You exposed yourself.
Well, I'm an above-average man.
They want to talk to me.
So let me ask you this.
If I whacked off every single date of porn and came every time and I said, damn, I get hella bitches, what would your response be to that?
If I'm not putting out, and you gotta put out some other way?
I can't understand hypothetically.
Hypothetically speaking, if I walked around and I bragged and I said, yo, I walk off to porn every single day to a new girl, I get hella bitches.
What would your response be to that?
Okay, gross, bye.
Grow up.
Okay.
Grow up.
Stupid.
What's wrong with this guy?
Correct?
Would it make me a fuckin' lawn?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, me bragging about whacking off to porn and getting a new girl is the same thing as you bragging about men talking to you.
You do understand that a man talking- That's not the same.
Be quiet for two seconds.
You do understand that as a woman, just by you existing and having a pulse, men are gonna talk to you, correct?
Yeah.
You do understand that?
Yeah.
Which is why you're able to make the assline comment you just made where I don't need to know what men want.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm just going to do it because you know men give you attention anyway.
However, to keep a man, you do understand you need to know what that man wants and build upon that.
Because they won't stay a little just naturally.
Am I allowed to talk to them?
Yeah, go ahead.
A guy whacking off and watching porn and bragging about it every day is not the same as a girl that is making her own money, taking care of her own business and doing her own thing.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
Do you think men, let's be very blunt, because you just gave a bunch of traits that are irrelevant, but let's be honest here.
If you met a guy and you told that guy, I am unemployed.
I'm not unemployed though.
Oh my God.
I'm talking hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
Shut up, man.
If you told men, I'm unemployed versus you saying I run this business where I offer a version of OfferUp, et cetera, do you think that would actually change his attraction for you?
For me?
No, for him.
Do you think it would change his attraction for you if you said, I'm unemployed versus I have a business?
Do you think it really matters to the man that you're talking to?
Yeah, I feel like it shows discipline.
It's just hard work.
Men don't give a fuck.
That's my point.
We don't give a fuck.
I feel like you can't speak for every single man on the planet.
I feel like maybe you might not, but I feel like other men do.
Hold on.
Did you not just say a second ago, you want above average men, right?
Yeah.
Above average men earn more money, correct?
Are you aware of the fact that the more money a man makes, the less he cares about how much you make?
Yes, but I feel like you can't speak for every single man on the planet.
Okay, I'll finally have to agree with you on this.
You just told my point.
Because I met a guy that actually had mad money, and he was like, I do not want you to work.
I do not want you to do any of this shit.
Guys that make that money, I want you to live your life.
What's your name again?
I need to explain something to you, like, in a really funny way.
I'm so down to listen.
I'm just like...
What's your name?
I'm Savannah.
Savannah, you are the product of Zionist propaganda.
You're listening to me.
Let me explain that because they don't want, you're white.
You gotta go slow, dude.
She didn't know what but who means.
There's a death cult going on and they're trying to program people with a bunch of ideas so that we don't have kids in a family.
So they tell you to listen to podcasts like Call Her Daddy.
You like to listen to Taylor Swift, Megan Thee Stallion.
I don't like Taylor Swift.
You worship Instagram.
I heard you say you want to have a wedding because you want to put it on Instagram.
You don't want to date a five-day guy because you want to take Instagram pictures and you want him to be taller than you.
You want to have kids, but they need to be, they can't be born.
You need to take them on mom's trip.
I never said the social media content you're making out of.
But I can hear all the content that you consume.
So you are prioritizing that over having a good family.
Stop living for the external and live for the internal, what's more important.
Don't feed into these, it's all a lie so that you don't have a family.
Hold on, let's ask her this.
Do you know what Zionism is?
No way.
No.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Bro, I don't want to be an asshole or anything like that, but this is what it is.
We keep women stupid, so they don't know what the hell's going on, so we can market to them easier.
No, no, no, but you know what?
Speaking of women at that level, that's why when I talk about this, think about the level of kids, and this is why I like to talk to women at the level of children, is this.
Look, I have a son.
You know what kids are like.
You're probably good with kids.
You're a lady.
Here's the deal.
A kid will walk up to you.
He'll take a little bit of his boogers, some water he took from his juice cup, some fucking wooden sticks in a cup, and he'll hand it to you.
And he thinks he made you a meal.
And he's really proud.
And he hands it to you.
And he goes, Look, Mom, I made you something.
Now you're smart because you're an adult.
You're a woman.
You go, That's fucking boogers and sticks and shit.
Because why?
Because your position, your authority as his mother, you know at his education, his mental capacity, that you know better than him.
You know what?
You still take it and go, oh, it's so cute.
You're not grateful for it.
You're not going to eat it.
You know what's up.
That's how men see women's careers and their money.
Okay?
Women present it to men like...
Look at my job and my career.
And it's a cup of shit and sticks.
And we say, how cute.
And we're nice to you.
We're nice to you.
But we don't care.
And we can argue it.
You can argue it.
But it's reality.
I have to, okay, but I'm not doing, like, I started my business not because I want a man to look at my business and be like, I want to marry you because you have a business.
I started my business because I genuinely want to help people.
And my kid made a couple of shit because he loves it.
My business is to help people.
He's trying to help me.
No, exactly.
Exactly, and that's your kid making a booger fucking snot pie.
But I didn't start my business to find a husband.
I started my business to help people afford to be trendy in college.
I helped people afford to be confident.
I didn't start a business because I wanted a husband.
I started it because I wanted to help people.
And that's great.
And we love that.
We want the people you want to help to be our kids and us.
And your kids might love my fucking brand.
We don't want to be your brand.
We don't want to be your Instagram profile.
We want to be your husband.
We want your kids to be your children.
And so, yeah, you know, I respect that.
If you're single and you've got that going, but if you can't transfer that into a family, you would never marry a woman that had a brand that's helping people out.
I'm not doing it to make money.
I'm doing it to help other people.
If you wouldn't drop it and transfer the energy, then no.
But what do you mean by we want to be your husband and we want to be your children?
Like, what do you mean by that?
It's kind of hypothetical.
So it's saying, I'm pretending to be all men and you pretending to be all women.
Yeah, hypothetically, I started my business because I want to help people, which not even hypothetically...
We heard you the first time.
Because you're feminine and you're a woman and you care about nurturing.
Savannah, do you not understand, like, I don't know if you caught on to this, but you said a second ago, I didn't start my business for my husband.
Exactly.
Okay, but then you literally said, when I asked what you bring to the table, I have a business.
Yeah, because that should be...
Stop the fucking show!
I didn't do it for...
Stop the fucking show!
Do you not see how dumb that sounds?
I didn't do it for a husband, but that should be like...
But you're using the flux to get a husband!
That was the first thing you said when I asked what you bring to the table.
That doesn't mean I started it to get...
I didn't do it to get a husband.
I don't want to sound like a dick, but I've interviewed almost 3,000 y'all.
Yo, women are...
Fucking stupid.
Holy shit.
You guys can't admit when you do dumb shit and say dumb shit.
That makes no sense.
We asked you, do you want your daughter to be like you?
Absolutely not!
Yeah!
And then we ask you, okay, well, let's look into your life.
I'm 30 and 60.
Okay, so you want your kids to be like you.
Well, no, not really.
It's like, you guys can't answer a simple and direct question, and when I give you logically sound arguments, you don't know how to respond because you guys are fucking retarded.
This is what I mean.
Like, most of them are literally retarded.
You have a bachelor's degree from Texas Tech, and you're a moron.
This is crazy to me.
I feel like I gave you a great answer back.
No!
I didn't start the business for a husband, but yeah, that's a plus.
Stop saying there's no plus.
Like, I don't mean to sound be an asshole or anything, but holy fuck.
I'm kind of confused because I genuinely don't understand how that sounds.
I wish I was confused too.
That's why my brain wouldn't hurt.
But I actually understand everything you're saying.
And if you understand what you're saying.
I start my business because I want men.
We heard you.
Hey, Savannah, did you not get it?
But then you use it to fucking flex to get a man.
You just said it's a plus.
I need to Explain it to you so you can get it, so we can move on.
No person cares about your business.
Men do not care.
Only we care about ourselves.
The men that I talk to, they care, they love us.
They are above average men.
Let me explain this to you.
Just so you know, the men that say, Savannah, that's amazing.
Go, girl.
Do your business.
I'm so proud of you.
They're trying to fuck!
They're trying to fuck!
They don't want kids with you!
Guess what?
They're telling you what you want to hear.
You know why?
Someone can fuck!
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a very important question.
Go drunk girl.
How do you know the difference between when a man is trying to fuck you and just trying to like vibrate?
Let me explain how to you.
- Hey, hey, hey, just close the underfoot. - I don't need to know this. - Go ahead, Snega, go ahead. - The way you approach the world is how people are gonna respond to you.
There's not any guy that you wanna be with that's gonna think that you're marriage material.
Every guy that's talking to you just wants to see what's under that shirt.
That doesn't seem that difficult to get it off.
Every single guy.
I say excluding the underboob.
Guys know if they're going to marry a girl in four weeks.
So, question.
Is there a way of wrecking that at the first date?
Showing your underboot would be step one.
Step two would be this.
I met my wife on Instagram.
It wasn't even meant to be like dating.
It just happened to be through a work thing.
I spoke to her on the phone.
The first time I had a FaceTime with her, I told her what?
I'm going to marry you.
And she told me, you're a psychopath.
You're insane.
And you and I realized...
You know what?
Now you're insecure.
Six months later, we were married.
And now she lives in America, has kids, and she doesn't have to work another day in her life.
She has a lot of money, and she's living her best life, wearing designer clothing, enjoying her world.
So that's her life.
And our family has a farm, and our kids raise goats.
But guess what?
And that's what every woman was, I think.
But that's what I meant is this.
Guess what?
She told me this, and she's watching this right now.
She's in Sydney, Australia.
So I'm sorry, baby, for saying this.
But you know what?
She had a ho friend, and I'm not going to call her out.
She had two ho friends.
My wife was not a ho.
She never kissed a guy before me.
She didn't have any ho friends.
Let me tell you this.
Oh, she had ho friends, but no virgin friends.
They would tell her to sleep around, whatever.
And guess what?
They were getting dicked.
They were getting guys.
They were getting dates.
She would tell me, I thought I was ugly.
I thought I was this.
And you know, when I saw her, guess what?
She's freaking beautiful.
But you know what she didn't look like?
A ho.
When I saw her, guess what?
You know what?
Everyone's like, oh, Persian girls are so pretty.
Yeah, after a nose job.
So here's the deal.
No, I'm saying this.
People look at girls online that have facial...
Maybe this is beyond you guys.
They have plastic surgery, makeup, filler, and they're like, that's pretty.
Yes, that stereotypically is pretty, and guys like that.
I was looking for a girl who had natural beauty, who was confident in herself.
I found that.
And guess what?
I'm telling you about this.
When I met her, what made me know that she was ready to get married was she was a virgin.
She never kissed a guy.
She didn't want to work.
This is really, truly in my mind.
She didn't want to work.
She wanted to be a stay-at-home mom.
She wanted to raise kids, go to church.
She wanted to devote her life to a man.
And guess what?
That was beautiful to me.
I ringed it.
I provide for her.
I will never leave her, and I'll never forsake her.
So here's the deal.
God bless you.
But here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
That's all I'm saying.
You ask that question?
To me, as a woman, is it sexually attractive when women are sexy and show their skin?
Of course.
But is it?
Are you spousely attractive to marry?
No.
Because you know they'll leave you or something worse.
So that's what got me with dress to impress.
You know what I mean?
How do you dress to impress without showing a little bit?
You're a little bit confused because you think that it's just a way to dress on a first date.
It's not just about your first appearance.
It's about what's in your heart and your soul and what you think and what you do and how you act.
It's about everything in your life.
You're not going to be able to hide these things for that long, right?
If you're drunk and you have your underboobs out, people are going to be able to see through that.
You're not going to be able to lie that you're going to try to present on the first date to impress a high-value guy.
They're going to know right away what you truly are.
Okay.
She was a missionary, by the way, so she's from Africa.
So it's like, I'm just saying, it's an interesting thing.
Like, yeah.
So just after their point as well, the dress does matter, but it's also the mindset as well.
So your mindset has to be there.
And you're thinking a little too much about dressing for the show.
I'm talking about in general, like, because you said, how do you know if a guy is just trying to get...
I mean, ladies, you do realize that the only reason men talk to you is to fuck, right?
Yep.
Like, you guys do realize that, right?
Like, we don't really like you guys that much.
We don't like you either.
But here's the difference though.
At least men offer value when they talk with women.
Women offer no value in exchange.
See, here's the thing.
You can go on a date with a guy, not like him, and still extract value.
However, we don't go on dates with you guys unless we're trying to fuck.
So men will sit there and invest on a date, time, etc.
to go out with a woman, hoping that they'll get some type of romantic situation.
Women, however, will sit there and waste your time.
Why is that?
Well, because men have to offer value up front.
Women don't.
So, the reality is, we only talk to you guys for sexual access.
There's not much value you guys provide outside of that.
Like, I'm not going to have female friends because female friends are fucking useless.
Women in general can't really teach me too much because you guys don't really know how the world works.
A lot of you guys are dumb, if I'm going to be bluntly honest.
Most women have low IQs, they don't understand how the real world works, and you guys are easily malleable to...
Advertising and psyops, etc.
You know, that's why, you know, she doesn't know terms like Zionism and says, oh, I got a career, but I didn't do it for a man, but I'm going to brag about that when I meet a man.
It's just ridiculousness.
I want to do an experiment.
Your name is Savannah, right?
Do you know, this is like an IQ test, do you know all the Kardashian sisters?
Kind of.
Can you name as many as you can quickly?
The Kardashian sisters.
Kylie.
Khloe.
Kendall.
Kendall.
Come on, what's the name?
Cam and Courtney.
Okay, that was like five?
Is that all five of them?
Yeah, that's all five.
Nobody help her.
Impressive.
Can you name three countries?
Yeah.
America.
Besides America.
And Canada.
It's the United States, actually.
It's the United States.
The United States.
Europe.
Australia.
You stupid.
Vietnam.
Exactly.
Ladies, did you hear this?
Are you kidding me?
She knows.
Stop.
She knows more Kardashian sisters than countries.
And she's saying...
Europe is not a country.
Do you want me to name another country?
I wanted to point out Because I heard it from the beginning of the show.
You are the product of scientist propaganda.
You consume media and think that that's reality.
Stop looking at this and think that these things are important.
Stop listening to Caller Daddy right now.
The fact that you said that, you should delete all these apps on your phone right now.
That's brainwound.
You think that everybody has TikTok brainwound?
I can hear the podcast that you're listening to coming out of your mouth.
Delete these podcasts.
Delete those music.
Stop listening to Taylor Swift.
Delete Instagram.
And stop living for...
Hey, guys wouldn't care if you didn't know that.
Just don't be a whore.
Don't be in the minds, eh?
That's gonna go viral.
My rap.
Yo, W-Clip, my nigga.
Watch my clips.
Ooh, bro, that was good.
You can't even lie.
That was good.
Nobody says, why is the doctor on the couch?
She's gone, brother.
Switch her with one to one to orange.
Yeah, she's gone, bro.
Uh, okay.
And she has a degree!
What are they teaching in college?
Can we stand this for a second?
I didn't take geography!
She's got more brain on her shoulders.
Let's move her to the couch.
I didn't take geography.
Listen.
Alright, please say what you're thinking right now.
No, no, no.
I said it.
She went to Texas Tech and she's still dumb.
Like, that's what I'm trying to say, bro.
That's not just her.
Like, bro, so many women go to college, have best degrees, mass degrees, and are still fucking retards.
Because no one actually critically tests female thinking skills.
Literally earlier, would you want your daughter to be like you?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, you're third and single.
I said yes and no.
You're 30 and single.
Well, you know what?
Maybe not.
And then, like, they can't answer.
Like, critical thinking is, like, not something that they do.
You know what's scary?
After all that being said, some guy's gonna go marry her.
Yeah.
Be with her.
Yeah.
And so you'd be like, look, wait a minute.
But you're not lost, hopefully.
Hopefully.
I really don't want you to be.
I'm actually a good person, whether you'll believe it or not.
I think you are.
No, we believe you.
We believe you.
Let me talk to you specifically.
We're not the worst.
We're not the worst.
I don't think you're a bad person.
You can be good, but still be a dummy.
You're like a good white girl, but your mind is going into all the wrong places.
I don't know geography, but I'm good with business.
How old are you, Savannah?
I'm 23.
Oh, you're young.
Oh, come on.
Three countries at 23.
How old are you?
I didn't take geography to graduate college.
I double majored in college.
How old are you?
I didn't graduate with a geography degree.
Let me ask you a question.
How much debt did you go into for Texas Tech?
Oh, I paid for all of this on my own.
I fucking door-dashed my ass off to pay for my own college.
Yeah, I did too.
How much did it cost?
I door-dashed probably for $60,000 to pay for my own college.
I was delivering fucking McDonald's to pay for my own fucking college.
You have to refund that entire $60,000.
Because I can't name three countries because I didn't graduate with a geography degree.
Nobody should graduate from Texas Tech.
No, I worked my ass off.
I had brain surgery there in college.
I was in a terrible car.
I worked my ass off in college.
Just because I didn't graduate with a geography degree doesn't mean I'm a bachelor.
Texas Tech, your students know more Kardashian sisters than countries.
Refund her right now.
Who doesn't know the Kardashians?
That's a scam.
Who doesn't know the Kardashians?
Listen, man.
Who doesn't know the Kardashians?
That's the West, bro.
This poor girl is scammed.
That's the West.
- Who doesn't know that?
- Okay, who doesn't know that?
See, that just shows a priority for the free pages.
- We got some more here?
Can you guys read our questions?
I don't think we have time, but we can.
I'll read it real fast.
I can fly through them.
Noem Billy, so in the last few years, I've been noticing the stuff that people are starting to notice.
Can the USA please be 110 WFNF L. Grifco?
W. Grifco.
Okay.
The birth rate in the US lowest that has ever been tonight's panel is demonstrating why and how it is not likely to change anytime soon.
The communism is here, my president.
That's what I was trying to get at with you.
Like, who told you to go to school?
Who told your parents that you need to go to school and get an education?
Nobody.
My parents.
Nobody.
Who told your parents' parents?
That's what he's saying.
Yeah, feminism.
BW's for life.
Social media.
Oh, my God.
How do you do this, man?
I can't.
Bro, this shit crazy, right?
This shit crazy, right?
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's always funny having a guest on with the girls, and then you guys see what I deal with, and you're like, what the fuck is this?
Bro, I just zone out for a couple minutes at a time.
It's hard to stay focused.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, man.
Here's the thing.
Ladies, I don't mean to be an asshole or whatever, but what I'm trying to say here, when I say...
See...
I would literally be dead.
Probably poor, made fun of, ridiculed.
I'd probably be flipping a burger at Burger King somewhere.
However, you guys get the privilege of being absolute morons and still being able to attract higher status net worth men, which is cool.
But I'm just letting you know that there's a big discrepancy in a lot of things.
I mean, I can't even name them all.
Bracels.
Yeah, bro.
This shit crazy.
Bring back the black girls.
We got you guys.
No.
This shit crazy.
I'm kidding.
You don't like your snow bunnies?
Bill's mole.
Okay.
W for the male guest.
W for the Destiny vs.
Sillamon debate.
This is the premium content.
I hope Yannick is enjoying it because my fucking hair is gone now.
Mr.
Joshua Kimmerer, I think birth control and abortions are a big cause of our continued adolescence because it allows us to prolong the sexual consequence of the blessing of a child infantly if we choose to.
I'm gonna read some of these questions.
What do you expect out of your partner?
Who wants to take that one?
I'll let one of the guys answer it.
Guess what?
What do you expect out of your partner?
Who wants to go first?
Who wants to take that?
I'd love to hear a couple unmarried people and then I'll tell you if we're married after.
I do.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
This for the guys.
Expectations for my wife.
This is for the guys.
I'm sorry.
Nobody cares.
Go ahead.
I want my wife to...
Yo!
They instructed the girls in the back to tell them that these are the questions for the dudes and she wants to try to answer them.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, you guys are one of the blondes, man.
Yo!
We are doomed.
We are one of the dudes.
We are one of the blondes, man.
Stupid.
No, we all are.
We all are.
Oh, shit.
We all are.
This is fucking...
I guess it's laughing time.
Wait, we got 30k on.
Yeah, we got 30,000 of y'all ninjas watching this shit, man.
Sonny and Sneeko, you guys take it, because they hear our shit all the time.
Special guests go first.
I'm thinking if I wanted a niqab or a hijabi woman to be my wife, but probably for her to be on Dean.
I want her to be younger than me.
I want her to have a good father, and I want her to prioritize the family.
I don't want her to be vaccinated.
I want her to be feminine.
I want her to know how to cook, and I want her to be smart.
I want to have good conversations with her.
I want her to prioritize the household, and I want her to be beautiful, and I don't want her to be addicted to social media.
Beautiful answer.
Inshallah.
Sonny, you go take it next, and I'll go next for you.
Yeah, I mean, the ideal is obviously a virgin.
When I talk to a girl, the first things that I typically find out is, like, how programmed that she is.
So, like, watching Call Her Daddy, that's an immediate no right there.
What is that?
What is Call Her Daddy?
It's a podcast for all of us.
Yeah, it's a podcast.
That's all it is.
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with call her daddy?
No, I call my dad all the time.
She's really matured over the years.
She's married now.
Yeah, but basically the type of content that you consume.
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
Oh my god, bro.
They're just yapping like, holy shit.
I'm sorry.
But, um, they're drunk.
Yeah, I know.
I would look at the type of conscience that you consume, talk about that, because a lot of you guys are on your phone for 10 to 12 hours a day, and a lot of you don't have dads, so, you know, if you're looking at your phone all fucking day, that typically dictates what your consciousness is.
Like I said, how programmed you are, because, you know, it's not that hard to get some of the more basic programming out of you guys if you just explain stuff, and you haven't had, you know, three dozen penises inside of you, and it's impossible to think any other way.
And, uh...
Yeah, that's about it.
You know, honestly, a kind, feminine girl.
Really, you can look in a girl's eyes, in my opinion, and see a lot about her.
You can see how many, you know, bodies she's had.
You can see if she's went through a lot of trauma.
And I can see right here, it's pretty disappointing, to be honest.
You're really giving me those eyes right now.
Me?
Dude, I'm just gonna make one point, because I already have a wife, but here's the point.
My wife has a really good relationship with her dad.
I've had problems in our marriage early on, fights, normal stuff.
Her dad has come, sat down in my kitchen, and set me straight.
Like, straight up.
And you know what?
A man even needs a good father to teach him how to be a good husband.
And you know, that's a reality.
And I've never met a man in my entire life who's had a good marriage with a woman who didn't have a good father.
That's all I'll leave.
It's true.
It is sad because at the end of the day, a lot of these problems really do come down to men not being masculine.
Like a lot of them wanting to go and work and provide for themselves because truly a lot of guys out there are fucking pussies and they don't know how to do absolutely anything.
And they don't have dads to teach them to stay away from their phones.
Dads that are programming them with actual positive information so then you're just left up to Be thrown into the marketplace, fucking programmed by Call Her Daddy, and I'm not surprised the way that society's going right now, or why you all think what you do, because we don't have enough masculine men.
I do think that...
Speaking of programming...
Not everybody wants to grow with all dads, sometimes it's not a choice.
What do you even...
See, this is what I'm saying.
They don't even know how to make a single point.
Some people's dads die.
This is why I don't play to the chat, though, because here's what I want to say, and this is not going to be popular with the audience.
Here's why it's important to have a strong father.
I didn't have a strong father growing up.
I'm from L.A., okay?
We're all metrosexual, whatever.
We fuck around.
Here's my point.
Ow!
Thanks for being honest.
I don't give a fuck.
I have a good life now.
I got out of the shit.
My point is this.
I didn't have a strong male figure, and I didn't have a lot around me.
This is why it's important.
It's not just for the woman.
But it's also this.
She knows that, you know, oh, she loves me.
Oh, I love him.
We're great.
Her dad is ex-military engineer.
He rescued, was a diver to get dead bodies out of the ocean when planes crash.
He knows shit.
And you know what?
He was able to, as a young man, we've been married for six years, and the first year he was able to come to me and tell me, listen man, you weren't raised right.
You didn't have a strong father the way you should have had it.
You didn't have a strong male figure.
He set me straight in some of my ways.
I didn't have the fear of an older male figure the way I should have had.
And he brought that to me.
So a lot of men are like, oh, what's the point of a good father?
You know what's good about that too?
It's not just so the bitch is on check.
Everyone's like, oh, you married a whore.
No.
My wife had whore friends because she's in Australia, you motherfucking cunts.
She's in Australia and everyone's a whore there.
But she wasn't because she was raised in Africa.
But you know what's the thing?
A strong father helps the man and the woman, and that's what's key.
Because you know what?
When they're older and they're wise, men need older, wiser men to help them learn to be old, wise men.
And you don't want to be a sort of simp and a cuck.
It's part of being a real man.
So thanks to my father-in-law for that.
I appreciate it.
No, you hit the nail on the head right there.
It's not a matter of just a strong dad in the household.
I have a lot of uncles and grandparents and other different people that are strong masculine influences in my life, and all of them have taught me something different.
So I don't think it even is a matter of just having one strong dad.
Speaking of strong, are you going to fight Steve Will Do It?
Holy shit, call me out in front of 30,000 people.
If he doesn't have a seven-foot bodyguard, I mean, maybe I'm down, but...
All right.
Speaking of programming, four girls asked the same question.
First one says, how can you tell if a guy just sees you as a fuck buddy in a relationship?
One says, what makes a girl wifey material?
Another one says, how do men determine who they marry?
And then the last one is, what do you think a female's role is in a relationship?
All the same exact question phrased differently.
Interesting.
That's what I mean when I say women are all very similar.
Come on, guys, answer out.
Do you guys see now why I think it's funny that girls say, I deserve an above average man when most of you guys are pretty average yourselves?
Yeah.
Even in a question that you guys ask.
Like, women demand above average men, but you guys are all pretty average in the way that you guys think.
I find this extremely interesting.
So having a career, your own apartment, three animals of 24 is...
It's not gonna happen.
I can't believe you have to do all this.
You know what?
Hold on.
Let's have fun with this.
You went to Westcon, right?
You know how many...
What's the percentage of women that go to school there and men?
I have no idea.
Okay, well I'll tell you what it was back when I was going to college, and I know it's even worse now.
It was like 60-40, almost 70-30.
Okay.
Female to male, because it's a nursing school, right?
Southern was the same way, Central was the same way.
You do realize now like almost three quarters of college students are women.
It's women.
Okay.
So, and college is a big predicator on how much money you're gonna earn.
So what you just flexed, I have a degree and a job, et cetera, 24.
You do realize most women have that nowadays.
Yeah.
Most women also had to go to school for five plus years to get that degree.
The point I'm trying to make is that it's not, it's no longer a flex.
Unobtainable, I hear you.
It's no longer a flex to have a bachelor's degree like it was in the 1960s.
Most women are actually educated nowadays and have a career.
So, like, that's not a flex.
And then on top of that, men don't care.
So how is it a flex?
You might not care if you have a bachelor's degree or a GED. No, no, no.
Were you not listening this entire show?
I have been, but like...
You guys really wouldn't care if like someone has GED. As a matter of fact, hold on, hold on.
As a matter of fact, just to have even more fun with this, as a matter of fact, I do recall when you said, actually, that's true because I met a rich guy and he said, you shouldn't work.
Yeah.
So does that not prove my point that when men make money, they don't care about your money?
That's right.
But in my defense, I always want to be able to provide for myself.
Providing for myself is no defense.
What if I walked up to you, right, and I told you, hey, I have 100 pairs of Louis Vuitton shoes, and it takes me about two hours to get ready.
I got a hairstylist, et cetera.
What would you say to that?
You sound like a bitch.
Oh, wow!
What if I told you?
You sound like a dude.
I don't give a fuck about your money.
See what I did there?
Okay, so it's all about the money for guys.
Just like you don't give a shit about me having shoes and a hairstyle and all this other bullshit because it doesn't benefit you, we don't care about your money because it doesn't benefit us.
Not only do we not care about the degree, actually, I would prefer you didn't have a degree.
Really?
Because I know that if you do get a degree, it's likely you went through a little hole phase at college and you got some baggage coming along with it.
Nice.
That's true.
Facts.
Well said.
Well, I'm going to say it's a learning experience for everyone.
What did you learn?
That you don't need to have a fucking degree to get a husband, I guess.
No, you didn't need to college to learn that.
Oh, right.
I didn't teach you that in school.
I'll let you guys answer this, because we always answer this goddamn question.
So, basically, what do you think a woman's role is a relationship in?
What makes a girl, wife, and material is basically that type of shit.
Yeah.
What makes a girl, wife, and material?
Yeah, that's basically four girls.
Actually, that's five of them that answered it.
Yeah.
Okay, last one here.
Would your wife an Asian or impregnate ask you for a friend?
Who asked this question?
Who asked this goddamn question?
So, think about this.
Think about this.
Who asked this question?
I'm going to give you a high five, for real.
Who asked this?
Liff or girth.
Come on, man.
Liff or girth.
She's funny.
What's the girth?
No way!
Damn, she's staying up with the drama.
That's the smartest thing you've asked all night.
I knew you were addicted to social media.
I had help.
I had help.
What's the update on the story?
Do you know?
No, I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
What's up?
What's going on?
You stupid.
Am I what?
I'm not oppressed.
I've never been oppressed.
How hard did you get in that car crash, man?
Goddamn.
Somebody turn the volume up on my earphones.
Oh, now you can't hear, okay.
Oh, now you can't hear, bro.
What did she say, my what?
Oh, man.
Well, that's a close one.
Long story short, I would just say, look at the story now.
Kill the baby, no more baby.
Good luck, everybody else.
I love you, short time.
Short time to get this now.
All right, do you have anything that you want to say?
You wrote down a bunch of stuff.
What'd you write down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In quotes?
Well, I was asking her.
Read that one.
Man, you really think you're the main character, bro.
How'd she say I read that one?
Shut up, man.
It's the funniest one.
You're gonna laugh.
No, we're wrong.
Never mind.
Don't.
Did you just say nigga?
Yes, you did.
No, I said never mind.
I said never mind, don't read that one.
I heard the N word.
I swear I just heard the N word.
She said never mind.
You didn't write nothing.
What did you write?
Let me see.
Alright, so before I was taking over, and I have to get another page.
I wrote the ideal woman listening to you guys.
I see that you wrote some stuff down.
A listener, a humble person, somebody with youth, somebody with maybe no history, a feminine person, a humble person, just beautiful at heart and innocent.
Wow, that was actually pretty good.
We took notes.
Let me put it like this.
In NBA 2K, if we were to compare men and women dynamics to NBA 2K, I'm going to explain this to the guys at home that play video games.
Think about this, all right?
So let's say a guy, all right?
You're born at, let's say, 60 overall.
And everything that you do, going to the gym, making money, making connections, that's upgrading yourself.
As a woman, it's like you're born at 90 overall.
So to get to 100, you know, you could hit the gym, you could learn to cook, you could learn holistic health medicines to be able to take care of your guy.
But the only other thing that you can do is get railed, go to college, and your XP goes down.
Think about this.
I get you.
I understand.
I have no idea what you just said, bro.
I understand.
I was explaining to the guys.
Okay, I explained to the guys.
They know.
Explaining stuff like video games, you know, that's a little better.
Yeah, they definitely know.
All right, anything else that the ladies had?
We got some more chats here.
All right.
Hello, FNF gangs.
I won't be able to watch live due to broke internet issues, but just one question to Myron.
I'm 197 pounds.
I say it's 60% or 70% fat and the rest is muscle.
How do I turn it to 80% muscle?
Whatever, you're 60% fat.
Is this a fitness podcast?
You're fat as fuck, man.
Fresh and fit.
Get one of those walking track bills where you walk on your laptop and you walk while you do it.
Battlefit.
Showed through the chat and FNF.
I fucked with Chris.
He hella funny.
Myron watched the Jubilee show.
Bro, everybody stepped on you and Greg.
Bro, that show was brutal when you were in the show.
You forget how NPC minded so many of these people in LA are.
I didn't even know that Elijah was from LA. You can't tell by my voice?
I had no idea.
I'm sounding like a fucking valley girl from Mean Girls.
Maliboy.
That Jubilee show was brutal, Meyer.
It was a good episode, though.
They tried at the beginning to get you this.
You're not as big as the steroid guys.
They tried to add Homs to tag me.
Of course, bro.
Maliboy goes, for the ladies you had experiences and seen girls doing crazy shit, would you warn your son about this and protect him or stay silent?
Put your shoes outside.
You don't have to put them on in here.
All right, bro.
Gaz says, a man who wants to build a kingdom needs a woman who acts like a queen, not a woman who wants attention from the entire village.
Did you hear that one?
Goddamn.
P.S. Chris, I got another song for you to add on the soundboard.
Let Her Hoe by Lil' Kari.
Oh shit, what's that one?
Real Ratings goes, Dr.
Strange...
Oh, okay, they're called...
This is from where?
From brush.
Okay, Doctor Strange.
No, it was a Swedish chick.
Ah, the Swedish chick.
Yeah, Doctor Strange.
Doctor Strange recalled her a five.
Light Skin Pass, five.
Red Tim, six.
Peak Value, six.
Country 304, five.
Fake, 21?
Four.
Four.
Nose Job, five.
Collision Gold Digger, five.
Wait, which one am I? You are...
Country 304.
Country 304.
They gave you a five.
You're from Connecticut, right?
Which one am I? No, she's from Texarkana.
This one's from Connecticut over here.
Okay.
Because I feel like, insert dumbass response here.
That's pretty much how it goes.
Why do women always present one-off exceptions in response to generalizations?
I know this guy who once had a friend who knew of a man that once saw someone...
I told them they saw a unicorn.
What the fuck?
Every show, bro.
He's on shrimps.
He's being realistic.
Yeah, bro.
I'll be honest, man.
This is why we shouldn't have women in office, bro.
They shouldn't be allowed to vote.
They shouldn't be allowed to hold office.
Positions of power.
How dare you?
Of course there's a minority, but in general, most of them just don't have critical thinking skills, man.
How dare you?
We pose you guys very simple and direct questions, and you guys struggle to answer them.
And it's like, damn, some of y'all got a college degree, some of you guys got careers, and it's like, fuck.
When is the world gonna end?
We be drinking.
That's not an excuse, bro.
That's not an excuse, man.
I'm in charge of hiring.
I could be lit off my ass and still be able to understand what Zionism is in the name three countries.
Like, goddamn, bro.
Okay, where we at here?
El Chopstick Bimbo.
By the way...
This nigga, bro.
Taking my lines.
By the way, those fat lard fucks on Jubilee pissed me off.
Nothing but excuses.
Yeah, bro, fat people always make excuses.
They're faggots, dude.
What do you expect, man?
One dude said he was gender-fluid.
What kind of faggotry was that?
Was that the one with the green suit?
He said it?
He was short, too, bro.
Oh, they cut it out.
So, he said he was gender-fluid.
I said, what is that?
He was like, I like all genders.
I was like, alright, so you like men and women, so you're bisexual.
And he was like, no, I'm gender-fluid.
I was like, bro, there's two genders.
So by two genders, that means you're bisexual, too.
They're like, when I said there's two genders, everyone on the panel, whoa, man, you can't really say that!
And I'm like, bro, I know.
I'm a male female girl.
He's like 5'5", right?
Yeah, he was like 5'6", 5'7".
That's why Myra was rushing back home.
Los Angeles is doomed, bro.
It's fucking doomed.
These fucking faggots have took it over.
It's fucking ruined.
The first me should have asked, should your daughter be like you?
Women don't know what they want.
It would have been the same answer.
We went through this.
To all my three or four single moms, I'm sorry your mother didn't let me be a part of your lives.
Oh, this is a zaddy you never had.
I could have saved you from being a stupid, cheap, illiteral whore.
Gas costs more than your nudes.
I bet he's over 300.
What's that song, Chris?
Yep, got it.
Ah, shit.
This is big in Australia, actually.
Oh, man.
All right.
Okay.
That's it?
Alright, cool.
Let's go ahead and get the last thoughts of the ladies.
Ladies, how was the show for you?
Hit it, love it.
We'll start right here.
Yeah, to be honest, your honest thoughts.
It was pretty cool.
I didn't expect it.
I've seen you guys online, so it was pretty cool.
Also, I'm friends with Detox on Instagram.
Detox in the building!
Yeah, he said that he had a surgery and to say that he'll be back or something like that.
So, hope he feels better.
Do you agree that most women are retarded?
Um, no.
No, it's okay.
It's a feminine answer.
It's fine.
Best of luck to you and your marriage.
I hope you guys get married soon.
So, thanks.
So, I'm popping out some Haitian kids.
Me saying she has a beautiful soul.
It's like, I'm trying to protect our women.
I see.
The less women we have going for the rest of their life, fucking their lives up and going, I don't know what's going on.
Some guy's got to tell them, hey, you can stop it now.
You know?
So, fuck you if you don't like that shit.
But, yeah.
What about you?
What about you?
Thank you for having me, first of all.
And you guys actually made my brain go into thinking mode.
And I'm going to probably be up for the next two hours.
I can see her brain turning as I was saying things.
Confirmed a lot of things.
Thank you, though.
So are you going to try to find a guy now?
You know, I just got a relationship, and I'm just not ready.
How long have you been single for?
I would say six months.
Probably be fucking mad.
Is that too long?
You're 30.
Man, you're fucking mad.
I'm 29.
I'll be 30 soon.
It's about...
I'm going to be honest.
It's time to be realistic.
You don't have that much more time left.
I know.
Shit.
I know.
My time is ticking.
It's kind of gone, actually.
It is gone, right?
I know.
I do.
I look around and I see other girls and a mic shake.
How much filler do you have on your lips?
A lot.
Yes.
You look at me rude.
I'm asking you a real question.
I don't know.
I haven't done it in like a year.
I've been doing it for 10 years.
I've been doing it since I'm 18.
That's permanent now.
So it's layers on top of layers.
Damn!
How many times have you done it?
That's crazy.
I don't know.
Probably about 10 times.
How much do you spend on your lips?
That's all right.
That's insane.
Sweetheart.
All right, sweetheart.
I paid my taxes.
I paid the dues.
All right, let's go.
Okay, what about you?
Wow.
Fantastic.
It was fine.
I'm insightful.
She's like, fuck your niggas, man.
Yeah, we're going to hear her.
I thought we were going to talk more.
I think she's mad.
I was like, ah, so you're average.
What do you bring?
Oh, yeah.
I want above average, but I bring the same thing.
She's definitely the highest quality girl here.
It just made me think about your relation status.
I just didn't want to start any drama.
It's because you're 20.
Okay, what about you?
It's not because I'm 20.
Any guy older than me would agree, too.
What about you?
You're older than me.
Shut up, Meg.
But I promise y'all, I'm not as stupid as y'all want me to look like.
I promise I'm not dumb.
We didn't do anything.
You made yourself dumb.
I know I might have looked stupid, but that's because I also, like, I drink.
I promise I'm not dumb.
I promise I'm not dumb.
I love y'all.
I don't know if that's debatable anymore.
What about you?
Yeah, what about you?
You didn't say nothing.
Yeah, it was fun.
I'm just chillin'.
Alright.
Whatever, man.
I'll just look.
Your eyes feel better?
I have to agree.
I didn't know she was still here, bro.
I was like, what?
I'm a Muslim.
I don't shake women's hands.
Do you like fist bump?
No, I don't do it.
You don't do anything?
Stuff for law.
What I was gonna say was I respect you for the underboob comment and I will never let my underboob out again.
So all you guys out there, you can thank him for the lack of underboob.
Don't say that.
No, no, no.
I'm a respectable woman now.
Yeah, because, hold on.
You know what's going to happen now?
Hell yeah.
On your Instagram, they're going to check it.
If you post anything like that, you're screwed.
Screwed!
Respectable woman.
Make it wholly accountable.
Inshallah.
We got you.
Inshallah.
Alhamdulillah.
Oh my God.
I forgot about that.
Your future husband needs to thank me for that.
We're gonna be best friends after this.
You know everyone watching, you guys know she's lying, right?
Yeah, yeah.
She's sucking cock on front end.
You were a three days, bro.
Yeah.
You were a three days.
All right.
She's doing a nine in two days.
What are you going to say, Miss Columbia?
I gave her two days.
Time's ticking for you, too, man.
You're 29.
What's about you?
What'd you learn?
Or what's your thoughts on the show?
I wish it wasn't ticking.
I feel bad for her.
I truly do.
You seem like you're looking hard.
She went from the panic room to panic mode, god damn.
It's just like...
How can I say?
You guys said not to take it personal, but...
You take it personal.
But...
Don't worry.
Some simple man are you, man.
It's fine, man.
They have left me, so I... Oh, no!
You'll find your man after this podcast.
He's there, he's there.
He is there.
The next guy you cannot let escape that room.
I had to leave my ex because he didn't want to get married, so.
I guess you didn't convince him strongly enough.
That's another issue.
It's true.
It's the fact that because women have become such useless bitches over the years, men have also given up.
So girls that are good material go with useless fucking dudes, and then they think that it's all men.
That's not true.
You know, it all starts with the women.
They're fucking useless.
So the men...
Yeah, so the men don't put in the work.
Correct.
But I'm saying, I'm saying, we got to revitalize that.
Jack can call me a fucking simp.
I don't care.
But I'm saying, realistically speaking, there's a lot of girls out there that are good.
Guys got to be better.
And then the girls too.
Stop being fucking whores.
Stop sucking cock.
And stop being fucking prostitutes for $8.99 a month.
Okay?
Amen.
Thank you.
Honestly, nobody is an OnlyFans bitch.
I mean, you're...
Honestly, flex.
You actually have a phone weird, but not an OnlyFans.
Okay.
You realize when you post your titties online, the only guys that are really winning in that Good thing I don't have titties.
Can't post them if I don't have them.
Alright, let's move on.
Put your headphones back on.
Anyway, yeah.
So guys, get the crypto course.
It's a link in the description, man.
Get in there, guys.
Don't be a brokey.
Get some goddamn money, man.
Stop being poor.
I showed you how my crypto portfolio, man.
I'm up like 100K plus.
Just from holding, buying and holding, man.
Ethereum, Bitcoin, just making simple stuff.
Solana was up significantly.
If you guys had bought one, we told you to buy back in January.
It would have been up significantly on Ethereum and Bitcoin.
So get in the course, guys.
They're going to start the Zoom calls, I think, either this week or next week.
Next week.
And yeah, it's going to close tonight.
Link in the description.
And we're dropping on Wednesday, first of its kind, on the platform, a dating show.
Wait for it.
Watch it on Wednesday.
It's going to be amazing.
So go check it out.
And Sneaker will be there.
No, I'm talking.
Sorry.
Stop arming me.
He's not dating.
He's not dating.
Yeah.
He's a realist man.
Yeah, he is.
All right, guys.
All right.
We'll be back, guys, on Wednesday.
We love y'all ninjas.
Check out Sneeko and Elijah, obviously, on their platforms.
By the way, shameless plug, follow me on Slightly Offensive on Rumble and Sneeko, Sneeko on Rumble.
Rumble.com slash Sneeko.
Go check out Slightly Offensive.
Let's go.
We'll catch you guys.
I'm so far away.
I just ran.
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