We got part one of a 3P. We got the Cartering after this.
We're gonna cook Brett Cooper a little bit.
Let's get into it.
to it.
Let's go!
else in the world, but you're here with us.
Welcome to the show.
Um, Home base, guys.
Rumble.com slash FirstFitness.
You guys know there's a home base for us.
CastleClub.tv.
Yo, man.
Who knows what's going to happen nowadays, bro?
We were in Vegas and we had like four castles in Vegas.
Yeah, those girls were annoying.
So we had to let them know what time it was, man.
They were acting ridiculous.
So, you know, we had to give them to Frank Castle.
I didn't want to do it, but they were just being annoying, bro.
Like, ridiculous, man.
It's always like...
Every time we go and we do Axis Vegas, you know, the girls are rambunctious, man.
It's crazy.
It's the most entitlement I've seen in a while.
It's wild, bro.
It's Vegas for you.
You know, yeah.
I mean, I think it's because, like, their friends are rolling on mics, so they go and they're thinking, like, I'm going to be rude and I'm just going to, you know.
I can't be touched.
Yeah, I can't be touched and stuff like that.
And the next thing you know, you give them the boot and they're like, oh, shit.
And it's a whole different thing.
Um...
But yeah, and then also, guys, a live show, April 26th.
If you guys want to meet us in real life and hang out with us and come watch a live show, check us out.
The show is going to be on April 26th, Miami, Florida, right down here.
Link is at the top of the description.
We got VIP tickets, mid-tier tickets, and then we got the general admission, right?
So $100, what's the other one?
Upper-level admission and then, for example, VIP. Yeah, but what are the price points?
So it's $500 VIP, $300 upper level, and then $100 general admission.
But we have guests as well coming.
Academics, Andrew Wilson, Ticket Kirkland, and as well, Wes Watson.
Oh, nice!
Okay.
Miguel and Charlie are going to be there as well.
I think they're going to be in town.
So it's going to be a good time, guys.
You'll be able to hang out with us in real life, get a live show.
And we tried to make the tickets as affordable as possible.
That's why we have GA at only $100.
VIP is almost sold out, by the way.
Oh!
Oh yeah, only 50 spots for that, by the way.
Only 50 spots.
At it as well, we're going to have an after party on a mega yacht.
Oh, let's go!
Let's go crazy, man!
So stay tuned for that coming as well.
If you're at the event, you want to come with us only if you're at the event.
Just saying.
Hey man, it's going to be litty, man.
It's going to be litty.
So if you guys want to...
You know, you guys are going to see me there.
I might even have a drink.
Who knows?
Maybe.
Like the last party?
You didn't think it was dancing the whole time?
No, man.
I had that Ace of Spades for my future, bro.
For my future.
Oh, man.
Ace of Spades?
Oh, man.
It was Justin Waller, Sneakle, you.
It was lit, bro.
That's the last time.
Yo, that was the last time I've been lit.
Was January.
What was that?
That was our million subscribe party.
January of 2023?
Yeah.
It's been over a year, man.
Damn.
Okay.
We have another one!
Yeah, we're gonna do it again.
It's gonna be lit!
It's gonna be lit!
It's gonna be a great time.
None of you lame trad cops can come, though.
If you're married, stay home, bro.
Stay home, bro.
Lame's coming in here talking about, oh, man, that's not religious.
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
We don't give a fuck what y'all niggas gotta say, man.
Thanks, man.
Anyway, but yeah, guys, April 26th is gonna be lit, man.
Tickets are on sale right now.
VIP's selling out quickly.
You get front row.
You get to hang out with us.
One-on-one questions, hang out with us.
You get to literally hang out with us.
And then, yeah.
And then the better seating at the upper level, and then obviously general admission.
It's a little bit further back, but you're going to be there.
We'll get to hang out with y'all and everything else like that.
So it's going to be a good time, guys.
It's going to be a good time.
You guys have been asking us to do more live shows.
So we got you.
Here you guys go.
It's going to be right here in Miami, Florida.
And yeah, it's going to be in about two weeks.
It's two Fridays from now, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah.
Cool.
And then, guys, we're not going to have a show on Friday, by the way.
We're going to...
We're going to be in...
We're going to Los Angeles.
Back.
Back.
Kelly, Kelly.
Unreluctantly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to go, but we go.
I don't want to go either, man.
Dude calls, my friend, and we got some interviews.
I got a debate.
You got some things to do.
I got to cook some people, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Coming soon to y'all.
Yeah, it's going to be well done.
I'm about to cook today, too.
We got some people coming after us, aka the Crimson Chin, but it's okay.
We got some for her.
This is actually something I was the most excited for, the Cali trip.
Oh yeah, bro.
That was the most excited.
Oh yeah, yeah, because Mo knows what I'm about to do over there.
We're about to cook over there in California.
Bro, is it Friday off?
What else?
Is it Friday off?
Yeah, yeah, it's like Bill's got to be a nigga.
Oh, wait, buddy!
Oh, shit!
Watermelon chicken!
Grape juice!
Let's go!
Wow.
Okay, what else?
All right, and then that was it, right?
How dare you.
April 26th.
Yeah, it's a money Monday, but today it's a cook Monday.
Cook Monday.
Yeah, we Emeril Lagasse today.
So let's go back in time a little bit, right?
As you all know, we were in Vegas for a few days, right?
And I was tired, bro.
They're three hours behind over there, man.
We were tired as hell, man.
So I came back.
I didn't feel good yesterday.
I didn't even get to do Fed Reacts because I felt like crap.
So I wake up, right, because I literally slept the whole day.
And I get like a...
I'm like, what the hell?
What's going on?
Ignore it, right?
Then I get another one.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What is this bullshit, man?
Now look again.
And I'm looking and I got like one eye open, right?
And I'm like, what the hell is this?
And then I see, oh!
The Crimson Chin is talking shit.
Over there at the teleprompter wire.
Because they don't actually, you know, do anything over there live.
Everything is pre-recorded and they got a teleprompter and they got a fucking script and all this other shit.
No wonder they don't want to fucking debate us.
These motherfuckers are taking shots at us.
I thought to myself, wait, hold on, hold on, y'all fucked up.
You stupid.
They use a script?
Yeah, they use a script, man.
You wouldn't do that to us.
You don't debate.
No.
No.
No, man, the dudes been running, man.
The dudes are cowards, man.
Seriously, man, they've been running like Fred Flintstone all over the place, man.
Every time I'm like, hey!
Yo, you don't want to debate why, you know, your whole Tradcon philosophy on, you know, modern dating is false, and they're like, Mama Mia!
I can't debate you on my teleprompter there!
And I can't debate you if it's not pre-recorded!
Like, we need...
We need our people there.
I need a script, man!
I need a script, Mario.
We can't debate.
So I'm like, alright, cool.
So then I look, and the fucking Crimson Chin is over here talking shit about us.
And I'm like, oh, here we fucking go.
And someone sends me this video, and then someone else sends me this video, and then Sneeko wakes me up at 3 o'clock in the morning and tells me, Abra, how did you see that she talked shit about you?
I'm like, what the hell?
Now look at this thing.
And normally, you know, you guys know me, man.
Most of the time I don't respond to these, you know, reaction channel haters, which there's been a lot of them recently, thanks to Fresh, right?
LAUGHTER This nigga, man.
I want to thank all you guys from the bottom of my heart, man.
You guys are an unpaid marketing team.
Because I'll tell y'all this, we're trending on every social media fucking platform you fucking hate.
I didn't know how famous we were, bro.
Like, I think I was from high school like, bro, you're viral, bro.
I'm like, oh, shit.
That shit is lit, bro.
Hey, man.
You guys are our unpaid marketing team.
Anderson Reeds, thank you so much, man.
40 plus videos.
We need to get y'all niggas a YouTube plaque.
Goddamn.
For real.
Let's send them a plaque.
40 videos on Fresh and Fit.
Boom.
Just give it to them right then and there, man.
It's fantastic.
And then we got over here.
From the teleprompter wire, the Crimson Chin coming in as well, coming in hot, making the video talk a shit about us.
But hey, we're going to go ahead and watch the video, guys, or react to it.
This is something that we don't often do, respond to haters.
But you know what?
Let's do it.
Because you guys like this stuff.
You guys love this stuff.
You guys like to see us talk our shit back to these fucking haters and to bunk their bullshit like you guys saw last time, right?
Some certain person decided to make some allegations.
It wasn't true.
Next thing we know, we're talking about PayPal, Cash, Venmo.
You're like, what the hell?
Yeah, y'all didn't see that coming, did y'all?
Did y'all?
Shout out to Kyson out, by the way.
Oh, shit.
Shout out to Kyson out.
Oh, yeah, shout out to him as well.
Here's the thing.
He's going through it, too.
He's going through it, too.
I disagree with him, right?
We've had our arguments on X and everything else like that, but you know what?
I hope he sues that fucking bimbo to the fucking ground, bro.
Because these semen demons need to get it fucking coming, man.
These girls out here trying to chase clout, make a little bit of a dollar, guess what?
Now you bitches are going to be poor.
That's how it needs to be.
There needs to be consequences for this bullshit, man.
Five minutes of fame.
These girls be lying, bro.
Yeah, a lot.
Lying.
That's all we're going to say right now.
Alright, anyway.
Yeah.
Alright, so this chick came out with a video.
Yeah.
Right?
We're having some fun here, guys.
You know, it is what it is.
Oh, come on, Bells!
You weren't supposed to show that!
Come on, man!
It's fucked up.
Listen, bro.
Goddamn.
I didn't say, man.
Come on, man.
I mean, that's against the bullying guidelines, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's my fault.
Damn.
There you go.
Come on, Bills.
You got it, Bills.
Damn.
Don't do it again, though.
Yeah, come on, man.
All right, maybe one more time.
We're all on the topic.
We're all on the topic.
We're all on the topic, baby.
Let's get into the topic, man.
Topic, let's start the topic.
We showed up late, and we're not even getting to the topic yet.
We're congratulating all our haters.
But from the bottom of my heart, man, I really appreciate all you guys talking smack about us, making all these videos about us.
Y'all try to sit, because it's interesting, because nobody makes videos on y'all niggas.
Everyone makes videos on us.
Yo, I had a girl who was smashing, who was like, why did they call you Pug?
I'm like, hey man.
Did you start banging her?
Did you start blanking when you were banging her?
Fuck BBC! Fuck BBC! She was hilarious, bro.
Hey, hey, please tell me you how to count them on this side, nigga.
BBC gang, we up.
Oh!
You're not learning your lesson!
Wait, is it true, though?
Is what true?
Is everything true?
Bro, part two's on the way.
Hey, man.
Part two's on the way, bro.
Part two's on the way.
You know what, man?
Oh, I got to say for these dumbass bitches, man.
I got something to say.
Oh, man.
Is that the end of the day?
Y'all niggas know what time it is, man.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a hottest kid.
You don't care if you're still or not.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a hottest kid.
I don't care if you're still or not.
That's all I gotta say about you dumbass bitches, man.
Okay?
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck!
Alright?
I'm not the one that got the lawyer nigga 3P! This is not the first time we've been viral.
This is not the last time we're going to be viral.
You fucking idiots keep making videos on us because you guys are an unpaid marketing team.
We got almost 20,000 people watching us right now.
Nobody watches y'all niggas.
Nobody talks about y'all niggas.
You're not relevant to us.
You talk about us, nigga.
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go, baby!
Hey, listen, though.
Just to be frank, we're gonna actually get into topic now, okay?
To the topic, right, guys?
Alright, my bad.
Thank you.
Nigga, sweating this shit.
It's out of here, yo.
Phil, turn the air down, nigga.
Yo, that shit's a banger, though.
That shit is fire.
Yo, it's not a banger, though.
Shout out to our man that made the video.
Remix coming soon.
We need a full cast.
We need a...
Yeah, we need a full cast for that video.
Yeah, yeah, we need a full cast.
Okay.
Looking for Asian actresses that are bad looking.
Wait, what?
Sorry.
Looking for males with a lot of hair and window lickers.
Oh, shit.
All right, but to the topic, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get into it.
Yeah, let's get into the topic.
All right, so...
Seriously, seriously.
We're going to end the show right there.
That's pretty funny.
It's Matt Cooper.
She's alleged to be Ben Shapiro's illegitimate child.
Yeah, that's what I'm told.
Is that true?
I don't know, though.
I don't know.
She kind of looks like him.
A little bit.
They look alike.
That's crazy, though.
Yeah.
His daughter?
I wonder if she could criticize that country without getting kicked off.
Can she?
She's a girl, though.
Maybe.
Anyhow, let's move forward.
Okay.
So, let's go on in the news.
All right, so...
We're having too much fun, man.
All right, so let's pull up who this chick is in case you guys don't know who this girl is, because a lot of y'all might not, bro.
Let's be honest.
If you want to watch boring commentary, conservative commentary, you go ahead and watch her channel.
From a script, by the way.
Yeah, because she...
The teleprompter wire, you know what I'm saying?
Brett Cooper, born October 12, 2001.
Brett!
Stop the show!
Stop the show!
She wasn't even alive during 9-11.
This bitch don't know who Osama Bin Laden is.
Come on, man.
Let me go ahead and give people life advice and give my commentary as if it matters.
What the hell?
She was born in 2001.
What was going on in 2001?
Maybe...
They had a Pokemon?
Season 3?
I don't know what's going on, man.
I'm trying to think, man.
Like, what was popping...
What?
2001?
Nelly?
I don't know what's popping.
Nelly's popping out, bro.
Like, shit, Legos?
Bro, this chick was a baby when they were talking about...
Her parents probably banged to get hot in here.
Like, bro, like, what the fuck?
Maybe.
Number one.
Like, bro, what the fuck?
Okay.
Nigga, Jordan was still playing in the league, I think, at that point.
Pretty much.
He came back to play with the Wizards, right?
No, no, no.
That was 2003.
She wasn't even born then!
She was born, and then like two years old.
Bro, when was the OJ case?
Oh, 95.
Okay, never mind.
That was way before her time.
But her parents didn't even know each other at that point, probably.
2001?
Bro, okay.
Let's keep going.
And this is who people are saying, this is a great political commentator, bro.
She hasn't even lived life.
And then you look, right?
She was born in Bellingham, Washington, middle of nowhere, raised in Tennessee, and when she was 10, she moved to LA, where she began to pursue a professional acting career.
For almost 10 years, she had roles in theater, television film, including a role as an extra in the 2020 film Parental Guidance.
And she went to University of California, Los Angeles to major in English literature and minor in business from the University of California, Berkeley.
Has school of business.
Fantastic!
So this girl has no life experience.
She literally did 10 years as like a backed up actress and she went to Cal.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
No fucking life experience at all.
She's educated though.
She's a smart educator, right?
I mean, went to school?
Yeah.
I guess.
Anyway, so that's her background, right?
And I think that's very important that you guys know that because she's going to speak from a position of authority as if she knows anything.
And you guys are going to see here in a second.
So I just wanted to worry y'all on this chick's background.
Like, okay, we're on YouTube.
So I was going to make another joke, but I can't say it because we're on YouTube.
Yes, please don't.
Yeah, save it.
Concerning 9-11, but never mind.
We'll just keep going.
We're just going to say that...
Some dancing?
No, no, no.
Alright, art school?
No!
Don't we love art in here?
Did she major in art?
What's the next?
Was that really her profession?
So what's the comment section with Brett Cooper?
That's her channel, man!
Welcome to Fresh and Fit, motherfucker!
We're politically correct over here.
I see niggas came over thinking like, oh my god, this is going to be super professional and great and everything.
It's entertainment, motherfuckers.
We out here, alright?
But yeah, okay, so this is her YouTube channel, whatever, which she got signed with Daily Wire in 2022.
So that's how she started her shit with Daily Wire, alright?
She didn't get out the mud at all.
Where is the mud?
You know what it reminds me of?
Bobby Althoff.
Came out of nowhere, got propped up to be this big podcast.
I'm like, where did you come from?
But you know what?
What do they have in common?
We're going to find out!
That's all I'm going to say.
That's all I'm going to say, man.
Oh, Lord.
Okay, man.
We got these niggas sweating in the back.
Okay, man.
So let's go ahead and play her video.
Yeah.
Alright, and we got 15k, y'all ninjas in here?
Shout out to all you ninjas in here.
You better be at the live show, man.
Yeah, y'all better be at the live show.
Because if you guys think this should be really late.
We gotta cook with some niggas, man.
Yeah, we gotta really cook.
Should I do 1.5 speed or regular speed?
We go 1.25.
1.25?
Yeah.
See, I don't got a teleprompter here.
I wrote it down, Brett.
You should do this, by the way.
You know, you can, like, do your own research and watch your own videos because it's very clear when we watch this thing that you didn't watch none of your fucking videos or do your own research.
You had to, you know...
Well, I'm not surprised.
It's the teleprompter wire.
That's what y'all do.
Teleprompter wire.
But don't worry.
Script wire.
We're going to debunk your actual arguments.
No, just you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just go.
We're having a little bit too much fun.
Okay.
Ben Shapiro.
My bad.
I thought it was Shapiro for a second.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Welcome back to the comment section.
I'm Red Cooper.
So I am sure y'all know about the Red Pill Bro Manosphere culture, whatever you want to call it.
These are people online, mainly on Twitter and on their own podcasts, who claim that women are unredeemable.
Marriage is a sham.
There is no good reason for a man to get married in 2024.
They give men terrible advice, superficial advice on how to be masculine and alpha.
Newsflash, men.
Most of that advice would give normal women the ick.
Ew, no, David.
Now, anyway, one of the biggest podcasts in this space is...
Actually, no, it wouldn't, because being a nice guy, we see what goes wrong with that.
Let's pull up the Twitter link real fast.
As you guys know, this is trending all over the fucking internet, by the way.
And I hate to say that I'm always right when it comes to this stuff, because...
Look at this.
Kaka!
Kaka's ex-wife!
Interesting name.
On why she divorced him back in 2015.
Kaka never betrayed me.
He treated me well.
He gave me a wonderful family.
But I was not happy.
Something was missing.
The problem was he was too perfect for me.
Wow.
It deserves a double trumpet.
It deserves a double trumpet because this is the thing, man.
I told y'all before I say it again.
You try to sit there and say, oh my god, be, you know, to death do us part, be a nice guy, be a dutiful man, blah, blah, blah.
And she can still fucking leave you.
And then what?
Half your money's gone.
Women are incentivized to divorce.
This is off actually speaking, by the way.
This isn't just what I think.
This is the fucking truth, by the way.
And being a nice guy always sets you up for failure.
But these guys can't get it through their fucking heads.
They want you to sit there and be the fucking plow horse and then get destroyed at the end of the relationship.
Because he was too perfect.
What?
Well, listen.
Brett, we love your taste on things.
And you know what?
If you're married, you better not follow a divorce.
If not, we're on your head top.
Yeah, you better not follow a divorce.
You just got married.
You better stay there.
That clock ticking.
Yeah, that clock ticking.
Don't leave.
If you give him the yeet, we gonna give you the yeet.
That thing better work.
Okay?
I'll tell you that.
It's better age gracefully.
Yeah, better.
Because it won't look too good for you, man.
And also, this is not for women anyway.
This is for the guys.
Yeah, facts.
You know?
So, again, this is what happens when you be a nice guy and she's sitting there saying, oh, giving guys this advice is the ick.
Actually, it's the opposite.
We teach men how to be...
Excuse me.
That's actually a part of what I'm going to teach.
Not giving a fuck, by the way.
Right?
Just like that.
What?
I'm up on Angie all the time.
She loves it.
Anyway.
What?
What?
There we go!
Let's fucking go, baby!
Let's fucking go!
Anyway, like, yeah, because she wants to say alpha male podcast, right?
So we might as well burp on the mics.
Did we ever say we're alpha male?
Never!
Why do these people keep saying that?
I don't...
You know what it is?
Yo, you reaction channels!
It's trending.
Yo.
It's catchy.
Yo, you reaction channels need to stop calling us alpha males.
I know you guys see us as that because you guys are fucking losers.
You're pussies.
Some of you motherfuckers literally just revealed your face like a month ago.
Jamari loser ass, right?
You need to go back to showing your fucking cartoon face, man, because that is a fucking embarrassment.
This nigga had on like a South Pole shirt and talking shit about us.
I'm like, bruh!
Nigga, that sure wasn't how since Brett Cooper was born!
Fuck outta here!
You fucking loser!
This nigga, man, I guarantee, bro, you know what?
He probably had a single mom.
His dad would see him like this, nigga.
Oh, no.
That's what, man, that's what I told you!
Nigga had his face for years on Facebook, on fucking YouTube.
Now he wants to come out all of a sudden and make a video on FreshlyVit calling you a pug with that nigga sitting there wearing a fucking shirt that has half of it with a weird drawing on the side.
Clown.
Amen.
Clown.
This pug was smashing, though.
Nigga, you, yeah, bro.
Just saying.
You need to go back to using that stupid-ass avatar because you look crazy.
You're wearing a shirt that hasn't been hot since Brett was a baby, nigga.
Fuck out of here wearing that South Pole, man.
You need to go to the South Pole.
Goddamn.
Looked like he was there.
He needed 10.
You're looking crazy, bro.
I know you came from a single mom household and your dad was dancing in the back like, bitch, you by yourself.
Anyway, going back to what I was saying.
Yeah, so they always say, oh, this alpha male content.
We never refer to ourselves as alpha males, which is hilarious when people always say that about this.
Because find the clip where we're sitting there going, oh, yeah, we're alpha males.
Not one fucking time.
And the other one is, aren't you religious?
Pfft.
Come on, bro.
We're not.
We'll get to that, though.
We'll get to that.
We'll get to that as well.
Yeah, we'll get to that as well.
But, yeah.
But what they'll tell you guys is be the nice guy.
And then you see what the fuck happens to you.
You can literally be a professional athlete, a bunch of money, tall, good-looking, charming, charismatic, etc.
Look at this nigga.
He's a Chad.
Goddamn, his hair's perfect.
Still got divorced.
Still.
And what's their excuse?
He was perfect.
I'm just not happy.
And, hold on.
There's kids involved.
So now, what is she?
Oh, I think I know what she is.
Wait, do you?
I think so.
What could she be?
Oh my god.
Do you know what she is?
I think so.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a hattest kid.
I can't even do it, bro.
I can't even do it.
That's your hit there, bro.
It ain't your kid, nigga.
I can't even do it, bro.
No!
No!
We're all with today, boyos!
No!
Thank God it's not.
Alright!
Okay, let's keep going with the fucking fire.
Thank God it's not.
Okay.
I ain't gonna lie.
If this was three years ago and it was Miss Cheeks, I'd be sweating like this right now.
I wouldn't be having those sunglasses on.
I'd be dancing like this.
Is it mine?
I don't know.
You already brought that back, bro!
No!
Shout out to Miss Cheeks, man.
Hey, man.
How's she doing?
I don't know.
She'd be in a thaw somewhere.
Alright, bro.
Back to the video.
Back to the video.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm trying.
We have too much fun with this shit.
We got a quarter ring after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Nigga probably watching the video right now like, what are we doing?
Alright.
Crash and Fit.
I'm sure you guys have heard of it.
It predates the Whatever Podcast, I believe, but it has a similar format where a bunch of women...
Predate!
Hold on!
Stop the guy next to me!
Hey!
Predate!
Nigga!
You stupid!
It did not predate!
Stupid!
Not only did it predate, we are the fucking originators.
Before us, them niggas were doing pranks in the streets.
Whatever, man.
Fucking trash.
AKA the trendsetters, by the way.
We are the trendsetters, man.
Get it straight!
She said pre-dates.
She just didn't want to say they're the original niggas.
The question is, have you ever even been on a date?
I don't even know, but we'll see over there.
We need one corny joke from Chris, right?
Yeah, at least one, bro.
Let's go.
There you go.
Come on.
They will talk to and get critiqued by the two hosts whose names are Walter and Myron.
I think Myron actually has a different name, but he goes by Myron.
They also go by Fresh and Fit, respectively.
The guy's got three names.
I don't get it.
Whatever.
Do your thing.
And all of this is done under the guise of male improvement.
And considering the struggles that men are very obviously facing in today's culture, you would hope that these incredibly influential, popular alpha bros giving advice would be good role models, right?
We would hope that.
We would assume that.
Wrong.
Before we get into this, make sure that you like this video, subscribe to this channel if you have not already, and ring that notification bell so that you never miss a comment section upload.
All right, so just to give you guys...
Number one, like I said before, we never call ourselves alpha males.
Number two, I don't know why people always say this, but guys, We're not really role models.
We're just guys that happen to be on a podcast that have dealt with the same bullshit that you guys have, and we're trying to help you guys.
We're not making the same mistakes.
You know, some mistakes funnier than others, right?
But at the end of the day, right, we don't want y'all niggas to do the same thing.
I gotta say this too, bro.
Being a role model is a heavy burden.
It is.
When did I say I was a role model?
Facts!
Fuck, nigga!
Yeah!
I'm gonna live a life!
Yeah!
Give us some tips, though.
Yeah, give us some tips every now and then.
You know?
But the reality is, guys, because a lot of you guys meet us in the street and everything and be like, yo, you guys are really down to earth, et cetera.
Bro, we're really not that much different from you guys.
Like, number one, we just started off as YouTubers.
We had regular jobs before this shit.
We've been on YouTube for only about three years, so we're not poisoned by fucking Hollywood and shit like that.
And we still remember what it's like to be a fucking regular guy.
So for us, the only difference between us and y'all is like, we're just saying what the fuck we want to say because we don't have to worry about some boss firing us.
Now, have we made our mistakes?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
We've made a bunch of mistakes.
We've taken accountability for it, right?
I told you all already.
I talk with Fresh about this shit behind the scenes, right?
I've made my mistakes.
Fresh talked with me about it behind the scenes for sure.
Yeah.
Right?
We've corrected each other, but for some odd reason, a lot of you guys are like, you guys don't take accountability.
Yeah, it's just that we're not going to shit on each other, like for real, right?
And obviously we're having fun now.
We're not going to shit on each other for real about serious topics, like in public.
That's weird.
When you're going to go ahead and critique your friends, like seriously critique them, you don't need to do that in public.
You do that in private, which I always found interesting that you guys say, oh, hold your friends accountable in public.
That's strange and it's weird.
And the messages are going to be conveyed properly when you do it that way.
They're not going to be receptive to it when you shit on them in front of everybody because it's like an ego thing.
But anyway, going back to what I was saying.
Obviously, we understand that we have an audience, we understand that there's people that look up to us, and we try to do our best, but we're not perfect, and we never said that we're sitting here saying we're fucking role models.
No!
I mean, let's be honest with y'all.
We're telling y'all to run around here, get 50 checks, get your money up, etc.
We want you guys to live a free lifestyle.
Right?
And that comes with inherent risk.
Like, I'm not gonna lie to y'all, man.
Like, dealing with thoughts all the time, right?
And chasing money and becoming successful and going to the gym, all that stuff is gonna be risky.
But that's what it is, man.
Who dares wins, right?
I think that's a famous saying by the SAS. That's just what it is, man.
And, you know, I know we're in a role model life for some of y'all, which obviously we do understand that and we try to be the best that we can, but we're going to fuck up and make mistakes.
We're not perfect.
100%.
We're not.
You know, we're regular guys just like y'all.
So, yeah.
Anyway.
And here's the other thing, too.
Whenever you're, like, deemed as, like, a role model, guys, that's when you end up with people that are unauthentic.
Like, you look at someone like The Rock, right?
I love The Rock.
I used to watch him as a kid.
I thought he was awesome.
Wrestling.
Yeah.
Played a Smackdown, etc.
But if y'all look at him now, he doesn't have opinions.
He doesn't say anything that's controversial.
He doesn't say anything that's gonna rock the boat.
Because he understands he's a role model, right?
So he's super clean.
A-list celebrity, etc.
If you're gonna be a role model, right?
And model yourself after being a role model.
You're not gonna be real.
You're not gonna be authentic.
You're not gonna be...
You're gonna be scared to fuck up.
You're gonna be scared to say things that are politically incorrect.
You're gonna be scared to say what you really think.
That's the reality.
And we've never modeled ourselves as, we're gonna be role models.
No.
We're gonna be ourselves.
We're gonna do what the fuck we want to do.
Obviously, we're gonna, you know, have some morality to it, of course.
But we're gonna make mistakes.
We're gonna do dumb shit.
And we have done that before.
And you guys have been on that journey with us.
And you guys have witnessed us make these stupid ass mistakes.
We can laugh about it now, three years later.
Right?
And all these commentary channels that made videos about us and made us more famous.
Thank you, by the way, for that.
We appreciate all the free publicity, but we just keep it real, man, is what it is, and we've made mistakes doing it, and we acknowledge that.
Nobody's safe, man.
I feel like, as men, we forget that everyone's going through life and having issues, and at the same time, listen, you're going to make mistakes.
Absolutely, we've made mistakes.
We're not perfect at all.
We've definitely both smashed girls that we probably shouldn't have smashed raw, for sure.
We've definitely hung around girls that were nefarious that we probably shouldn't have been around.
We've probably played with fire a few times and sometimes we didn't get burned and other times we didn't get burned.
Oh yeah, man.
Oh yeah, we know that.
If you're in the game, you know what it is.
You know what it is, man.
And the thing is this, guys.
This is what comes with the territory.
Anybody in the fucking chat right now that deals with women, that deals with them on a regular basis, a bunch of different girls, you already know that this is what comes with the territory.
If you're going to deal and date with a bunch of women, you We'll get burned at some point, and y'all are seeing it.
Look, learn from our mistakes.
Recently, Kais and I never would have thought.
I mean, things happen, bro.
You're in the limelight, doing your thing, and it's almost like if you deal with women, something's going to happen.
And here's the other part.
You don't even have to be honest.
Make a fucking lie.
Make a fucking lie.
And literally sit there and try to tarnish you.
Let me repeat.
They can lie.
The lie goes further than the truth.
But don't worry.
The truth will always come out.
It will.
So anyway, let's keep going.
We try to do our best, man.
Yeah.
Here we go.
This is a baseline.
If you do not watch Fresh and Fit, if you've not seen some of their clips, we need to watch some of their popular viral videos.
Here we go.
If your dad cheated on your mom, how would you feel?
I applauded my belief.
Yeah, you got your money up, man.
How do you think mom would feel?
You know what?
She wouldn't leave.
She would ruin.
She would be like, damn, okay.
If it was continuous?
She wouldn't leave.
Do you think she'd be happy with the dynamics of that relationship, though?
She knows how it is.
Imagine being this man's mother and hearing him talk about you this way on his podcast.
Oh, I want to applaud my dad if he cheats on my mom.
Okay, great.
We're starting off real strong here with this one.
I'm so glad that we are excusing cheating and breaking up families, a.k.a.
the backbone of our culture.
Oh, this is great.
I've been waiting for this one.
Number one.
My mom is the one that awareed me about this shit.
My mom is the one that arpilled me about a lot of these 304s, okay?
That's number one.
Number two.
If you remember, I said, oh, y'all would applaud him.
He got our money up, right?
People that watch the show, y'all already know this.
I grew up in a Muslim household.
I've told this joke before.
My dad always used to joke with my mom and say, man, if I had some money, I'd have some more wives.
He would always say that shit.
My mom was like, ha, ha, ha.
She'd be, because I'm in the Islamic religion, as you guys know.
My parents are religious, I'm not.
Just wanted to make that very clear for all the people out there.
Oh, Barbara, what the hell, dude?
I'm not the religious one.
My parents are, right?
So my dad would make the joke and say, If I had my money up, I would get more wives because in Islamic religion, obviously, in Islam, you need to be able to support each woman the same and maintain them the same.
You can't give one more resources than the other.
So, my dad, he wasn't rich, man.
He grew up, like, we grew up poor, etc., right?
So...
She said, and again, as you guys know, that's grilling, right?
We're having a back and forth, talking shit, it's funny, ha ha ha, trolling, all this other shit, right?
So when she says, what would you do if your father cheated on your mom, what do I do?
I put it under the frame of what I know about my dad.
I'd be like, oh, congratulations, that means you got your money up, right?
It's an insider joke.
Obviously, these fucking trad cons don't get it because they don't watch the content because she's over at the teleprompter wire, which means...
She has someone else researching her content for her.
She didn't do any type of research on who the fuck we really are or do anything because she had her scriptwriter and her teleprompter do everything for her.
So what does she do?
Ooh!
Chitty!
Bad!
Ooh!
You've been set up as being a fucking idiot and not having any critical thinking skills.
Like, hmm, why would he say something like that?
Let's go into this guy's background.
Oh, wow, we grew up in a Muslim household.
Oh, wow, he's mentioned this before on another podcast that his dad makes this fucking joke with his mom.
Ha, ha, ha.
They don't fucking get it.
Obviously, everyone lost their fucking mind.
Well, you're saying it's okay if your dad has cheated on your mom?
No, you fucking idiots.
I'm saying that if he said that shit, it would have been funny.
I'd be like, oh, good job, man.
You got your money up.
Because AK got his money up.
He was able to get other women.
It's an insider joke.
But of course, everyone's going to fucking lose their mind because they don't understand what?
Context.
But when you don't do your own research over there at the teleprompter wire, of course!
You're not going to know what the fuck is going on.
Which is why these guys are scared of doing real debates.
This is why these guys are scared of doing live discussions.
This is why these guys will never sit at a fucking table across from me and have a discussion like this.
Because I'd be able to refute their stupid claims right then and there.
Just like this.
This is another example of a clip taken out of context.
And of course, it fits what her narrative.
So just posted it.
Yeah.
But from a script though.
Of course.
From a script.
From a script.
Yeah, of course.
You need to fire that nigga.
Who's the teleprompter?
You need to fire that guy right now, bro.
Or her.
Whoever the fuck it is.
They don't know what they're doing.
Oh, man.
So, obviously it's an insider joke, family joke that I make, and I've talked about it on the podcast a few times.
The real ones know what the hell I'm talking about, but obviously she's not going to know because they don't do no research.
They should have thought about Candace before making new scripts.
For real, bro.
We can talk about it later.
Hey, man.
Just saying.
Okay.
Uh, let's keep going.
Knock that one out of the park.
Somebody commented and said, First L, take brother.
Loyalty is everything.
In religion, in brotherhood, in faith, in marriage.
First L, buddy, you've not been paying attention. Pause.
If this is the first L from the...
Yeah.
In your religion, buddy.
Not in my parents' religion.
Nice try.
Stupid.
Let's keep going.
Pause.
Stupid.
Bro, she's not gonna fuck you.
I hate, yo, this is what I hate about X, man.
Let's keep it a B. These fucking simps on X be sitting here commenting under girls like her, these tradcon chicks.
Yo, I agree with you so much.
Nigga, she's not gonna suck your dick, and even if she did, it would probably be trash anyway.
Bro.
These girls are not going to smash you, they're not going to message you, they're not going to fucking pay you no attention, and you idiots are sitting there like, please, give me some attention, Brent!
Please, give me some attention!
You don't give a fuck about y'all fucking simps!
You guys sitting there, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about!
You probably also have a stupid teleprompter that didn't do the research before you did your dumb ass tweet.
People don't fucking know.
Let's keep going.
That's sad, man.
That's sad.
X is filled with these fucking simps.
It's crazy.
Y'all know what I'm talking about on X! Okay, keep going.
Strong men are not sitting on podcasts talking about their masculinity.
Pause.
Damn.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Strong men aren't sitting on podcasts talking about what the fuck did you do before you got your Daily Wire podcast?
Like, this is what I'm trying to say.
Go to school?
Yo, like, what the fuck were you doing?
And this is what I'm trying to say.
I find it hilarious that these YouTubers sit there and try to criticize us, etc.
You know what I was doing in fucking 2001?
I was alive, actually, by the way.
I remember when 9-11 happened.
I remember my parents getting fucking harassed every fucking day.
I remember my mom wearing her hijab, looking around, making sure she wouldn't be attacked.
I remember going to college.
I remember joining the feds.
I remember going after terrorists.
I remember arresting fucking...
Terrorists, drug traffickers, child rapists, murderers, etc.
I remember kicking doors in, putting guns to faces.
I remember fucking handing houses, knowing that they were going to have a stash of a million kilos of coke and a bunch of AK-47s.
I remember doing all that shit.
I did real-life stuff before YouTube.
I wasn't like you, sitting in LA, being a fucking backup for the backup for the backup fucking actress, and then wondering, hmm, I wonder where my business grew from.
I might have done no fucking work.
No, because I did real fucking work.
The reason why people respect me and we've been able to build a platform that we've been able to build is because I did real fucking shit.
That's why I'm able to speak from a position of authority.
I'm able to speak from a position where I've been through this shit and I'm able to guide them in a way where they can go ahead and get the dating life that they want.
Of course it's going to have obstacles that they have to deal with.
Of course it's going to have risk.
Of course they're going to fuck up.
I fucked up.
No one's impervious to this shit.
No one is.
Everyone is going to get burned at some point.
The goal is to mitigate the burn so you can come back on the other side and do what the fuck you want to do.
It's not a life-ending blow.
That's the game, guys.
That's the game.
Any guy that deals with women knows that at some point, maybe you might have a pregnancy scare.
Maybe you might get STI. Maybe you might have to do the single mom dance.
I don't fucking know.
But the point is that this game comes with risk.
And we've been very open about that.
And we've told y'all what the fucking risks are.
And at the end of the day, You can't advise anybody anything.
You have no fucking life experience.
What have you done?
Bro, when you were born, niggas was riding around.
If you want to go and take a ride with me.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, bro, that's when you were born, bro.
Like, you were born when Nelly was hot.
Like, what the fuck is going on here?
What the hell can you sit there and talk about giving political commentary, conservative commentary?
You don't know anything!
At all.
You don't know anything!
I just wonder if she was in a guy's body, could you even get a date?
Go on a date?
Could you even like, understand our issues?
Because your point of view is great for a take or two online, but in real life, does it really matter?
Yo, hold on.
No, it doesn't matter.
Matter of fact, hold on.
Let's go back.
If you were a dude, would you even be on the teleprompter wire?
No.
No, you wouldn't be.
Oh.
You know where'd you be?
A CVS. Probably.
Bagging groceries.
Bagging groceries.
Like we all do.
Yep.
On some level.
Selling me some dried fucking mangoes at 12.51 a.m.
Something.
That's what you'll be fucking doing.
It's one of my favorite snacks, by the way.
That's what you'll be fucking doing.
You want to be on the teleprompter wire with your shitty teleprompter preparer and your scriptwriter that can't do proper research to figure out what the fuck my parents really actually, their religion is, to know what the hell is going on.
You wouldn't have any of these opportunities.
You know why?
Because you would look just like Ben Shapiro.
And they will not bring you one, nigga.
That's why.
You would have been another Ben Shapiro.
Legit.
Dude version.
They'll be like, no, no, no.
We already got one of him.
No, no, no.
We good.
We good.
We, bro.
CVS, nigga.
That's it.
You would have been the backup for the backup for the backup for the backup.
You'd be fucking tap dancing in LA. That's what you would be doing if you were a fucking dude.
Let's keep it all the way one million.
Yo, Ben was like, listen.
I got this talented person here.
Just out of school.
It's my daughter.
But listen.
Bring her in on the side.
As a new talent.
I'm telling you.
She's good.
I trained her well.
You know what?
Matter of fact, you know what I'll be doing?
You'll probably be getting bitches pregnant in LA. You'll be doing a fucking dance with us, man.
You're just thinking funny.
Can you imagine?
The Crimson Chin This nigga bro This nigga bro Yeah, this nigga funny, man.
Comedy time tonight, baby.
Hey, Ivan, this is what you should have done.
You ain't funny like me, nigga.
I'm a real comedian.
All right.
Failed comedian, for real.
That's funny.
All right, let's keep going back.
Here's one of our fans who says, Myron is not religious.
Stop putting religious standards on him.
So now being a loyal, committed husband and an upstanding- Put it back.
Put it back for a second.
Put it back.
Jacosta knows!
He is not religious.
Stop putting religious standards on him.
And I love that these fucking people always do this shit.
They always put religious standards on me, bro.
When I say I'm not religious.
And then this is her response.
Aaron is not religious.
Stop putting religious standards on him.
Ah, okay, so now being a loyal, committed husband and an upstanding father who respects his children's mother is apparently a religious standard that you need to disavow?
Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud.
I am so glad you are a terrible human being.
Number one, I just told you the religion that my parents practiced, and I just told you the fucking context in it, but again, your teleprompter sucks.
You guys over there at the Daily Wire, even though you guys script all your content, and it's pre-recorded, you guys are still so fucking dumb that you're not able to do the proper research.
We got almost 1,500 videos out, by the way, where y'all could go ahead and do your research.
That's the best dirt that you could come up with?
Huh?
Pretty much.
Bruh.
It's pretty much.
You stupid.
Alright.
The reason why it's so bad, guys, is that in 2023, we don't hold women accountable for their promiscuity anymore, right?
So, since society doesn't hold women accountable for their promiscuity, you have to do it through your actions.
You have to hold them accountable by your behaviors.
So you're not going to change women.
The only thing that you can do is adapt to the situation and change your behavior and not commit to these women.
And that's such a black pill take because, obviously, if you guys watch the show, you know that I agree that promiscuity is running rampant.
You know that I agree that both men and women should be better and this should be changed, but I do believe that women's...
You agree with what I said, then you go ahead and say it's a black pill take.
Which one is it?
Like, oh, well I agree that women are promiscuous, blah blah blah.
So, then why are you shitting on my fucking take?
It's the truth!
It's the truth!
So, we need to adapt to the new normal, Ms.
Brett Cooper, because guess what?
Not everyone's gonna be a traditional conservative that follows Christ, or follows the Torah, or follows the Quran.
Most people are secular.
Okay?
Her new name is Brett Shapiro.
Bro, like, what the fuck, man?
That's her new name.
Like, bro, like, you gotta live in the real world.
And here's the thing.
For her, she's a woman.
So she doesn't understand that as the man, it's your duty to screen out the girl.
Right?
Have we fucked up before and screened bad girls?
Of course!
Right?
I mean...
I mean, shit.
That's how you all do.
Hey, man.
I mean, fresh, man.
I mean, come on, man.
Okay?
But at the end of the day, we all make our mistakes, right?
We all do dumb shit.
It is what it is.
We're men.
But it's on us to pick the right girls.
It's on us to screen the girls out.
So we're the ones that take the risk because if you get with a terrible girl, it could fuck you up.
Y'all are seeing it right now.
We're famous as fuck because...
Okay, I don't even want to make the joke because we're on YouTube.
I was about to make a crazy joke, but I ain't going to do it.
I was about to make a crazy joke.
But hold on.
You know what's crazy?
Yeah, go ahead.
I've gotten more ghosts hitting me up than ever before.
Let's go!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
That's not what's happening.
Come on, man.
Bro, just do it, nigga.
We won viral again.
What do you mean do it?
That's not happening.
You did not just...
Because it didn't happen.
Granted.
Granted.
One more time.
No!
Come on, man.
I know I'm a nigga, bro.
But I'm not that nigga.
Okay?
Listen.
You know what?
Go ahead, Myron.
Go ahead.
The point is, bro, they want the sauce, bro.
They want the sauce.
They want the real sauce.
That's the hot sauce, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, bro.
Try to drink, man.
Try to drink.
You fucking bitches got this nigga buying condoms.
Holy.
Holy.
This nigga was allergic to them shits.
I'll tell you this, man.
I'm the man.
If it was, or if it wasn't, I might drink a little bit better than most people.
That's all I'm gonna say.
You can move far, you can move far.
More than before, though?
That's saying a lot.
Oh, man.
Shout out to the boy, man.
Shout out to the boy.
Oh, man.
We got some crybabies.
Oh, Bruce, shut the fuck up, you fucking pussies.
Does this look like the fucking church channel?
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
We're having fun, you bitch-ass niggas.
Listen.
Goddamn.
At the end of the day, man, we're giving advice to Secular.
We said that many times on the show, oh, bro, I'm religious.
Okay, well, here's some advice to Secular.
Go somewhere else.
Go to Dave Ramsey, nigga.
Yeah, man.
What do you want from us, bro?
We're just niggas talking shit on the internet, man!
Goddamn!
I don't get it, man.
We're just making some jokes niggas just crying, bro.
They really think you...
Whatever.
Okay, let's keep going.
Actually, we're going to get into that chapter right now.
Again, the teleprompter failed.
It should be changed, but that is besides the point.
Remember what he said about accountability?
Here's another video.
Guys, don't like it when girls say signs and crystals and all other shit.
Basically what she does is she takes accountability away from herself and she puts it on the stars and the moon.
So when she does dumb shit, she's always able to say, Oh, I'm a Scorpio!
So granted, I do agree with parts of both of these takes.
I agree with this point about, you know, pseudo-spirituality in the form of signs and crystals.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
But the point is, you guys might have noticed a through line in those last two clips.
Women need to take accountability.
Women are not taking accountability.
This is wrong.
You need to fix that.
If they're not married, it's their fault.
If they're too promiscuous, it is their fault.
If their man cheats on them, it's their fault.
Our lives are our faults.
But are all of these circumstances black and white?
Absolutely not.
Can men be at fault in relationships and be promiscuous?
Obviously they can be.
They are every single day.
But it seems like the fresh and fit guys don't totally agree with that.
In fact, I wonder if they believe that men...
Bro, this chick...
You stupid.
Fire your fucking teleprompter because they missed a tweet that I literally just made like yesterday.
Let's pull this shit up real quick, Bills.
Yeah, I got it.
Bro...
This is what I'm trying to say.
Yo, why do our haters not actually do research?
You motherfuckers just get on there and talk a bunch of shit.
Here's a tweet literally I made like two days ago.
Women get mad at me when I say most women are useless.
However, they also forget I always say most men are incompetent, fat, and weak.
The reason women are trash is because the men allowed this to happen.
It's on us, not them.
Shut the fuck up, Brett!
Fire your fucking teleprompter!
Your teleprompter is a dumbass just like you.
Holy shit!
You guys over there at the prompter wire don't know what the fuck is going on.
You guys are too busy firing Candace for making comments about a certain state because she's critical of it, and you motherfuckers don't actually do any research.
I'm not surprised you guys don't want to debate live.
I really am not because you guys are fucking embarrassing.
I've said this a million times.
Men are to be held accountable for the fuckery that we're in now.
I blame the simps every single fucking time.
But you idiots don't clip that, do you?
You guys clip it when I kick the girls out.
You guys clip it when I call her a bimbo.
You guys clip it when I show some analogy to show how she's a dumb bimbo, etc.
But you guys never fucking clip it when the guys call in and I tell them they're a fat piece of shit.
You guys never clip it when I say, you're a fucking loser, you need to make more money.
You guys never clip it.
Fucking clip it.
When I tell the guy, you're inadequate, you don't even deserve to have a girl right now, you're a bookie, and you shouldn't even be in a relationship.
They never clip that, do they?
They only clip it When I roast girls, they never clip it when I roast women.
I put a tweet like that, no one gives a fuck.
But if I say something negative about women, whoa, yeah, woo!
Let's go ahead and put this on the daily wire, I mean the loser wire, because it fits our narrative to say that these guys are misogynistic pigs.
We're the only ones that keep it real on both sides.
We're highly critical of both genders, but no one ever shows that.
And you're Dumbass researcher that gave you the script couldn't even do a little bit of homework and go back on Twitter.
This was up when you recorded this, by the way, you dummy.
This tweet was up.
It literally was up when you were recording this.
But what do you do?
I don't know.
Let me just go ahead and rely on my researcher because I don't make any real fucking content.
Imagine that.
You're a conservative commenter.
But your comments aren't even yours!
Think about that for a second.
Like, yo, get that through your head.
I'm a conservative commentator.
But the comments aren't even yours.
The points aren't even yours.
The arguments aren't even yours.
What is real about you, Brett?
It's okay.
We got some clips that show that you're the fucking real hypocrite here.
Because we've kept it a thousand from the beginning.
You guys know exactly how much real estate I have.
You guys know what my net worth is.
You guys know what the fuck we do inside and outside of our lives.
You guys see me when I game.
You guys see me when my girl.
You guys see me doing my true crime.
I've been extremely fucking transparent with you guys.
You guys can sit there and say, make your critiques.
We're hypocritical.
Not really.
Because you guys have seen I'm the same fucking guy on and off air.
Any other creator that you meet that have met me, what do they say?
These guys are the same fucking dudes on and off air.
Every single creator we've collabed with have said positive things about us besides those losers, anus, and reach.
Okay, because they're snakes, but everybody else that I met as a person.
Yo, these guys are fucking solid.
Anyway, bro, literally right there on my ex.
I said it right there and you're saying you don't hold men accountable.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She don't know nothing, bro.
You stupid.
Anyway, dude, they gotta fire the fucking script writer, bro.
This is the hell right now.
This is the fucking hell.
Who's researching this?
I don't know who's researching this.
No, no.
It fits the narrative.
That's what it really is.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all it is.
It just fits the narrative.
So they put it in there.
How many have we debunked them on?
We debunked them on the cheating on the mom.
We debunked them on not holding men accountable.
Also being alpha males.
It's like, come on, man.
What else you got?
Okay, we're about to cook right now on this next one.
Here we go.
Hit a clip.
...should take any responsibility whatsoever, especially after seeing that Walter, the other host of the show, allegedly got his girlfriend pregnant and then demanded that she get...
Don't say it.
No comment.
No comment.
Again!
Skirt writer.
Girlfriend?
Bruh.
All right, nigga.
No research.
Because in the text, wasn't there something about, you had sex with four other girls or some shit?
Oh.
Yo, show me those.
Come on, man.
Those are the text messages that she has!
Yo, they gonna believe this.
Wasn't she complaining, he had sex with four other girls?
They gonna believe this chick, bro.
Was that the right accent?
Yeah, that was the right accent.
Do it again!
He got six or four of the guns!
Hey nigga, there about to be some...
You let him hit it wrong.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
I said I'm a haddish kid.
Don't care if he's here or not.
Oh man.
Anyway, alright.
Yo, what?
Yo, the other one's Asian too.
What?
Man.
White.
White, okay.
Hispanic.
Okay!
Oh.
White again.
Oh, okay!
Actually, one was black.
Oh, okay!
Yo, really!
Yo, real talk!
You about to have at least one more!
You know what they all said?
What?
This chick is crazy!
Oh, this must be Cap!
But then again, you know what?
I'm not gonna go into detail there.
Let's continue.
Oh, man.
You said black girl, man.
Come on, man.
Nigga.
Yeah.
Listen.
I call him out as black.
You won't see after.
I'll call him out as black, man.
All right.
Let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
We love our black queens.
We do.
An abortion.
Oh, sounds like not taking accountability, doesn't it?
Let's just listen to this phone call that is allegedly between him and his girlfriend.
I want the baby because I don't want to kill the baby.
I don't want to kill nobody.
I don't want to.
You're not.
They just give you a pill and it's over.
Bro, pause.
No.
No.
You know what's hilarious?
Yo, real talk?
This nigga, bro.
Yo.
Yo.
The acting is so fucking bad.
She called you.
Right?
Pre-recorded.
You know she was hype.
Oh, I got this motherfucker.
She calls it.
Right?
She's ringing and shit.
She's like preparing.
Bro, that bitch sounds like Jackie Chan and the Rush Hour outtakes, bro.
Yo!
I don't want to kill the baby!
Like, bro, that don't sound believable.
I know she was with her fucking friend.
Okay, does this sound believable?
I don't want to kill the baby!
No, no, no, no, that's not, it needs a little bit less emotion.
I don't want to kill the baby.
No, that's not enough emotion.
Okay, I don't want to kill the baby.
Oh, that's perfect, that's perfect, that's gonna be great.
Yeah, let's record this, let's go.
I know she had that pep talk with that girl, bro.
Oh, man.
There's too much I want to say, bro.
That was a bad acting, nigga.
And Brett, obviously, didn't do no goddamn research and didn't know that this bitch called fucking recording this shit.
Like, not knowing that, yo, clearly that this is a recorded phone call, breaking the law, by the way, so that she could go ahead and get a recorded conversation with this shit.
Like, bro, the acting is, I don't want to kill the baby.
I'm just going to put, I'm just going to put hashtag believe all women.
You know what?
Let's leave it there.
Man.
Man.
Oh, man.
I can't wait for this.
I'll be over.
This bitch out here slaughtering puppies talking about, I can only kill the baby.
What?
It's their delicacy.
Come on, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This man, man.
Oh, man.
This thing I want today.
What is my response today, bro?
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Roll the clip, niggas.
I'm pregnant.
First of all, that is such a lie that is being pushed by both medical and industrial complex, by feminists, apparently by men who don't want to take responsibility for their actions, for their unprotected sex.
It's just a pill.
Just take it.
It's not.
Do you not understand the havoc that the abortion pill wrecks on a woman's body?
The pain that it puts her through, both emotionally and physically.
It is not something that should be taken lightly at all.
And women are being fed this lie that it's an easy fix.
It's not.
This is never an easy fix.
This is an incredibly serious, awful thing that you are doing, both morally and what you're putting your body through.
I want to keep the baby.
Okay.
Well, like I said, I just don't want any kids.
Oh, you don't want any kids, bro.
Then you shouldn't be having sex.
Or you should have gotten a vasectomy.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Those are your two options.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Brett!
Wait, wait, she said it!
Didn't you say a second ago that he tried to, what was the term?
Demand?
Demand?!
Did you say that he demanded that she take this pill?
Did it sound like it to me?
Apparently.
I want to have the baby.
He was like, okay.
Did that sound like a demand to y'all ninjas?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Let's go one more time.
Because Greg said, right, that he demanded that she take the pill.
Where?
Didn't sound like demand to me at all.
Nigga said, okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You let him hit it wrong.
You don't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a little shit.
I'm not going to play that song, nigga, when she said that.
I know you were playing that song!
Okay!
Nigga, put the song out, put the sunglasses, start playing around with some diapers and shit.
Come on, man!
I know you were, nigga!
Diapers?
Come on, man.
Alright.
Let's go.
Well, I tried to.
Oh, man.
Oh, Lord.
Bro, we here now, bro.
Because having sex comes with the possibility of a pregnancy.
If you are engaging in sex, you have to know...
I love...
Like, that's strong language.
Just sit there.
You're the man that should get an abortion.
You saw it right there.
I want to have the baby.
Okay.
Well, I don't want to have a kid.
Fucking done.
Done.
What are you talking about, the man?
Why are you lying, Brett?
Why are you lying?
Because it fits the narrative.
Exactly.
Again.
Yeah.
Let's keep going.
Possible outcome.
You are a grown man.
You should know that.
You cannot sit on your podcast and preach about how terrible women are, about how they take no responsibility and then tell your girlfriend that she needs to kill her unborn child because it's not convenient for you right now.
Oh, we just don't want to need you.
When did I say women are terrible?
When did I say women are terrible people?
I think they're great.
Yeah, I mean, if we went back through all the podcasts, I mean, it's pretty much ladies, tell us your, you know, name, age, whatever.
BBC. Birth control.
Thank you for a girth.
Birth control.
We know what you're saying.
You've never said women are terrible.
I have the same lines.
You have the same lines.
My script is simple.
Brett, you didn't do no research.
My script is simple, bro.
Brett, you stupid.
You stupid.
Fire.
This nigga says the same lines every after hours.
That being said, come on, come on, bro.
This nigga says the same shit.
This actually, yo, it ain't that hard.
Bro, this actually works out for us one time.
Were you all saying nothing for the pod?
Now niggas know.
Bro, all you haters in the chat can even defend us on this one.
Fresh never says that.
We all know his fucking quotes.
Moving on slowly but surely.
That being said.
That being said.
What else?
Think about this.
BBC gang.
BBC gang.
We up.
You like niggas?
Are you Knight Rider?
Yeah.
What else?
If you want to, of course.
If you want to, of course.
That's it.
Tychoology.
I'm stretching right now.
What else?
I'm really trying to dig all your lies.
There's like eight.
I think we said them all.
That's about it, bro.
Hey, I do my job out, though.
You got fired!
Come on, man!
Come on, Chad!
Y'all know!
Oh, man.
Move along, Smartly!
You go clean, for example.
Brett, you done goofed, man.
That's a chance, too.
That's a chance, too.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Brett, you done fucking goofed because we all know French quotes and he never said nothing about examples.
Come on, man.
That's funny, bro.
Come on, man.
Hey, you know what?
Again, shout out to Brett Cooper.
Sorry, Brett Shapiro.
It's the narrative.
Wow.
That was easy.
All right, let's go.
Yo, I should not answer on an interview.
So, Brett Shapiro, tell me.
Lent for girth.
What do you prefer?
Oh, man.
All right, I'm done.
Well, she's a BBC. She's a BBC game.
Oh, we got some dirt on her.
We got some dirt on her.
Oh, Lord.
We do.
Amen.
Keep going.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's also a part of my life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got stuttered as well, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Let's keep going.
This is some great entertainment.
Let's go.
No, that is you not taking any accountability.
What you rag on about on your show 24-7.
Somebody commented and said, what a degenerate.
Knocks her up, doesn't take accountability.
Don't they drone on and on about how women don't take accountability?
Disgusting individual.
Yes.
Somebody else said, so let me get this straight, no accountability.
I mean, the jokes truly write themselves at this point.
Another person said, real talk, most of these alpha male podcasts just promote gender war propaganda.
I completely agree.
They create an insane divide between men and women.
We are already so divided, we do not need more of this.
Bro, half your fucking content is criticizing feminists.
Have your contest going after liberals.
How are you going to sit there and say, oh, these guys are going out and pushing the gender war, blah, blah, blah.
You literally promote the culture war right now from a liberal and conservative side.
You're a conservative commentator, which, by the way, the comments aren't even yours, by the way, because we know that you're a part of the teleprompter wire.
Yeah.
But you do the same shit.
What are you talking about?
And you don't even make original content.
You just comment on other people's shit.
It comments on it.
And you criticize it.
That's what you fucking do.
You are a reaction channel.
Well, to be fair, comments with Brett Cooper.
See, here's the thing.
Go figure.
Honestly, if we were reaction niggas, right?
Look at the views right now.
You get way more views being a reaction fucking person.
Yeah.
Right?
We make original content that the reactioners react to to make themselves relevant because no one gives a fuck about reactionary channels.
You guys only get relevance when you talk about us.
Look at Anus and Reach videos.
They get a million every time they talk about us.
Thank you for the free promotion, you fucking idiots.
You guys have helped us grow faster than anyone else.
Keep making videos.
I'm going to send y'all niggas a plaque.
50 videos, man.
Get to 50.
Do it.
Chop, chop, niggas.
50 videos, I'ma send y'all a plaque, man.
Actually, Drake made a song for...
Yeah, drop and give me 50.
Drop and give me 50.
Yeah.
Well, no.
Mo, what's it called?
The song from Drake?
It's like, yeah, drop and give me...
It's like push-ups or something like that.
Anus and Reach.
Drop and give us 50.
Bro, do it.
At least.
Because we know Anus can't do 50...
I... Alba can't do 50 push-ups.
Bro.
That should be a test.
That nigga can't do no 50 push-ups.
Hashtag 50 Alba.
How you former military, you can't do 50 push-ups?
We know what he can do.
Dance!
Yeah, you know they can dance!
Hey, man.
You can salsa dancing like this, hips moving all weird and shit.
What's wrong with you, bro?
Alright, let's keep going.
Damn, bro.
Propaganda, that's a great way to put it.
He goes on and says these men love to excuse weak behavior and love mental gymnastics.
Real men don't have to express how much of a man they are.
Real men don't treat people like garbage.
Real men don't run.
Anytime, anytime someone says real...
Guys, men?
Yes.
Real men?
Who says that majority of times?
Blue pill fuckin' simps.
Women.
Women say it and simps.
Anytime they start the sentence with real men, be prepared for it to be paired with something that's gonna put you at a disadvantage while simultaneously putting women at an advantage.
The problem is this, which you tradcon fucks.
Okay?
This is why you guys, your arguments are almost always defeated.
You guys expect men to adhere to traditional values and be men and be real men simultaneously while women have not adhered to their traditional values.
You want us to sit there and protect and provide and be dutiful men for women that are Ran through?
Sexually promiscuous?
Have had other men that they fornicated with?
Had sexual experiences?
Done a bunch of stupid ho shit?
They're not pure on their wedding night, walking down in a fucking white dress.
To be honest with y'all, if we got the real color of what these chicks are, the dress would be fucking brown and black.
That's the reality.
But that's the problem with you fucking tradcons.
You hold the men to the same status.
We're the only motherfuckers here on the internet telling you guys, wake up.
It's not a fair fucking trade.
Why the fuck should you sit there and be prepared to put your fucking life on the line for a chick that quite frankly isn't worthy?
All we're telling you guys to do is fight fire with fire.
Women don't want to be traditional anymore?
Cool.
You don't need to be a fucking traditional guy.
I still think you should adhere to most of the traditional traits.
You should be a gentleman.
You should be shivers.
You need to protect and provide for women.
But guess what?
That shit doesn't become complimentary anymore.
Women have to earn that shit.
There used to be a day and age where you could go ahead and be a gentleman to all girls and it would be received well.
But guess what, motherfuckers?
You just tuned into the podcast earlier.
We had the perfect guy.
Soccer player, professional athlete, fuckin' Chad, full head of hair, right?
Me now, pretty much, right?
I got the full head of hair.
But good-looking guy, right?
And what did the woman say?
He was too perfect.
Too perfect.
You can't win in today's day and age.
You have to move to the new normal.
And that's my problem with these TradCons.
The Ben Shapiro's, the Matt Walsh's, the Brett Coopers, etc.
You motherfuckers don't live in 2024.
You guys think it's 1954.
And I'm here to tell you guys, it's not 1954 anymore.
That's why you fucks don't want to debate live.
That's why you guys got teleprompters.
That's why you got scriptwriters.
That's why you guys can't make original content live.
Because you motherfuckers know your arguments are flawed.
And you guys know...
When we go with what's ideal, what you guys say, versus what's real, what we say, you will lose every single fucking time.
Because facts do not change or lie.
Women are different and men need to adapt.
That's the problem.
Then we got simps like this idiot saying, real men should xyz.
No, shut the fuck up, idiot.
Real men need to adapt to the new normal based on who the woman is that they meet.
Not every single woman deserves shivery, motherfuckers.
And I'm here to fucking say it.
You guys get all mad at me.
Not every guy needs to be like this.
Oh, you're so mean.
You're so misogynistic.
You're so sexist.
I don't give a fuck.
You guys can call me an asshole.
You guys can call me a dick.
It's fine.
If I can save guys from fucking hurting themselves because of some 304 bimbo that is a fucking 304 and they weren't able to identify it because they were super religious and they didn't get the sexual experience and they didn't understand how women really move because they adhere to this, oh, let me be a traditional gentleman and then they get their heart broken like this fucking guy doing everything right and still getting divorced.
If I can save one guy from doing that, cool.
Cool!
I'll let the crimson chin, anus, and reach.
This fucking loser with the South Pole shirt talking shit that just decided to reveal his face.
I'll let all you idiots talk shit at me.
Because it's fine.
I've saved and helped more men than all you fucking ass clowns combined.
And that's a fucking fact.
I have a question for Brett Shapiro.
Were you a virgin on your wedding night?
Were you?
Last time I checked.
You know she wasn't!
If you're traditional, you should be a virgin at your wedding night.
But wait.
Were you?
Just saying.
That's the question.
That's it.
We're just asking questions.
They get offended over there at Daily Wire, by the way, when you say, I'm just asking questions.
Your father, Ben, will be disappointed in you.
Allegedly.
Because he was a virgin when he got married.
Definitely.
Yeah.
He got lucky.
Very lucky.
Okay.
Let's keep going.
Oh, man.
That last line hits hard.
Now, Walter's girlfriend, whose name is Daisy, obviously recorded that conversation.
She posted it.
She also posted screenshots of their texts online, and there are plenty of them.
Many of them are very vulgar.
I'm going to read one of them to you.
This is on her story.
Fresh, aka Walter, said, You should have a kid with somebody who you are in love with in the same household.
It won't be what you expect.
Man up, I'm telling you now so that you know.
She told him to man up.
As she should have.
I don't expect anything anymore since we're not together.
I got pregnant with...
Let's just discount the fact that she, like, manufactured these texts to publicly release them, so she wrote them in a certain way to absolve herself of any type of real responsibility.
Okay, that's fine.
No worries, no biggie.
That's fine, Brett.
Okay, we'll keep going.
With you when I was in your house and when I was in love.
You wanted to have the baby.
If you didn't, you didn't come to me with your own pleasure.
Be logical and be a man.
I didn't get pregnant by myself.
Oof.
It is not fair for the baby.
No, it's not.
What are you saying we are not together and won't be?
Why would that be good for a kid?
So why did you get inside of me?
Also, things happen, and yes, feelings change, but bringing a kid into this world without both parents' love is cruel.
We both thought you wouldn't get pregnant.
You can't just think that you won't get pregnant.
That is not how.
We're going to prove why Miss China was lying right now.
And we're going to use a clip from Anus and Reach, our best friends over there that are literally our free promo team.
Let's go ahead.
Play the video.
Play it right here.
Because she's sitting there saying, oh, I knew that we were going to have kids.
So Anus actually asked a good question here.
This nigga can't spell.
Sorry guys, I excuse the bad spelling from this BUMBOKA! Because obviously, I didn't finish high school, guys.
You guys gotta remember, the dude's a fucking idiot.
He didn't finish high school.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Doesn't mind isn't the same as really wants to have a child.
Why didn't you get verbal confirmation?
He really wanted a kid.
Holy shit, man.
This guy's an idiot.
Fucking room temperature IQ. He probably has a teleprompter too if he's writing like that.
Goddamn.
Alright.
Hit play.
No, because I was pretty sure that he was...
Rewind the clip real quick.
Hold on.
Y'all agreed not to have kids, and then he asked her the question, and she fucking confirms it.
Brett, why did you not do no research?
The tweet was there.
My jokes with my dad about him cheating on my mom when he made some money was there.
Like, everything was there, but your researcher failed you.
They failed you.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Roll that back one more time.
Literally, in Abba's poorly worded question, which if I'm going to translate it to English for y'all, he's asking, did you get confirmation that he wanted to have kids with you?
And what does this dumb bimbo say?
One more time, I need y'all to...
I feel like fucking Hulk Hogan.
No, because I was pretty sure that he was so serious about me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, but at least he's not stupid that if he does this to me, I'm gonna get pregnant.
I think it's just...
Like how...
Bro!
It's right there, Brett!
It's right there!
If you had done a little bit of research, by the way, this video was out last week, you could have fucking done, looked at this too.
Bro, fire your teleprompter.
How many times have we dunked on this fucking bumbo right now?
Like four or five times now?
Ah, man.
Bruh!
No!
No!
I want to talk so bad, bro.
No comment.
Damn, bruh.
Bro.
Yo, I wish I could do a Kaisen out right now.
Just go crazy on the mic.
With the receipts?
All the receipts.
Oh, we got the receipts.
But...
Oh, just a little sneak peek for y'all.
They try to say that stuff that was in Chinese wasn't really what we said it was.
Just say that we got it officially transcribed and it was exactly what the fuck we said it was.
Get the fuck up out of here, you fucking idiot.
We really out here.
Okay?
Now we got an official fucking transcription with the stamp, nigga!
That's what the fuck we said it was!
Don't ever doubt my fucking Overwatch players that I play with, man!
Them niggas really Chinese!
Let's fucking go, man!
Alright.
Let's keep going.
Brett didn't do no research, bro.
She ain't doing no research, bro.
World works.
Now, a lot of people have been attacking Daisy for putting fresh a gay Walter on blast.
They're calling her a grifter, a snake, that she's a gold digger just trying to get his money.
But we see the pregnancy tests in the text, like tests from doctors, not just to clear blue.
Now, maybe she is insane.
I don't know her.
Maybe it's all made up.
Once again, fire your teleprompter.
Maybe.
On March 24th.
Am I right on that one?
March 24th.
Yes.
Okay.
March 24th.
She did a pregnancy test right before she left Miami.
After Fresh told her he didn't want to be with her no more.
And guess what it was?
It was a fucking...
Nope.
It was...
Non-pregnant.
Then a week later!
Out of nowhere!
Ooh!
We're pregnant.
She fucking dressed up this whole charade that the fucking Rush Hour Jackie Chan takes.
I don't want to kill the baby.
Practicing on that shit for fucking days on end.
That's why it took a week now that I think about it.
Bro, the bitch was fucking rehearsing the whole week, man.
She was rehearsing the whole week.
Thinking to herself, damn, how am I going to fucking do this shit?
How am I going to act?
Rush Hour 2.
Rush Hour 2.
I need to watch this shit.
God damn.
Hold on.
She thought you were Chris Tucker, nigga.
Bills.
Yo, bro.
Literally, for a week, this bitch was rehearsing.
Then what does she do on April 1st?
April Fool's, by the way.
She calls this dude with a fucking recorder.
I don't want to get the baby.
I don't want to get the baby.
Right?
Bruh!
Come on, man!
Come on!
Bruh!
I exposed all this on that show!
It was only an hour long.
I put the timestamps there.
Your teleprompter needs to be fired.
They need to be fired.
Who is doing your research for you, man?
Y'all don't even go live!
And you guys are fucking up pre-recorded content?
Holy!
Alright.
Let's keep rolling the clip, man.
*thud* ...and his money, but she also could be honest and be scared and desperate, so she's gone to the public to show them the real man off camera.
That is a totally valid option.
Things I'm sure he would most rather keep on.
But you know what?
He should have thought of that before.
Brett, once again, you didn't study law in school, did you?
Because you're stupid.
It's a crime to record someone on the phone in the state of Florida.
Are you aware of that?
Probably not.
Because you studied some bullshit when you're over there at Cal.
Okay?
Yep.
It's a crime to record someone on the phone in Florida.
It's a felony.
It's a two-party state.
Okay?
So no, it's not okay to do that.
Very dumb.
Stupid.
Let's keep going.
I got a pregnant, just like you need to think about that before you log online without XRCPN.
Using the internet without XRCPN is like forgetting to...
Boom, book up!
Of course, you had to go ahead and go with the VPN.
Hey, I guarantee if we looked at your search history, there would be no research on Fresher Fit because you're a moron.
And you can't properly research the people that you're going to make a hit piece on.
Bro, when I fucking research people, I do a hit piece on them.
I cook them boys to the point where they got to take the video down and we get a fucking strike.
Because when I come at you, it's gonna be bad.
Alright?
Those fucking losers had our video mass-reported, and we got a strike.
That's how bad we fucking cooked them.
That's a Rumble exclusive right now.
Y'all know exactly who I'm talking about.
Let's go back to the clip, and we'll roll through this fucking dumbass ad.
Roll through this ad?
Yeah, roll through it, yeah.
Privacy.
Okay.
Maybe not this guy after what he did, but I won't say that.
She also said in a live stream that she would do a DNA test whenever he wants to prove that this is actually his child.
And she also posted notes app screenshots detailing the timeline of their relationship, including when he allegedly told her he loved her, wanted to be exclusive with her, and then introduced her to his mom, said he would have a baby with her, which is why she went off of birth control and had unprotected sex with him.
And that is the most ridiculous part of this entire story, in my opinion, because they- Bro, how many times do I gotta say this shit, man?
Every girl meets this nigga's mom, bro.
Alright?
Rose, you wanna talk about that?
Listen, bro.
It ain't that serious.
My mom meets all my hoes.
Like, like, bro.
Everyone knows this, man.
Hey, look.
We got a picture for y'all digits right now.
And then if you guys go to Fresh Brits CEO Vlogs, it's all there.
Niggas watch my vlogs, right?
Yeah.
My mom's always in them.
Meeting hoes.
It ain't nothing different, bro.
She's like, oh, another one?
Yeah, another one.
Okay?
Should I show the...
Yeah, yeah, we got one picture here for y'all.
From one of the things that we were able to go back and find for y'all, and they're just like, bro...
I mean, we can't show all, but that's kind of...
You know what I'm saying?
Let's not show all.
Yeah, I'll just show this.
Alright, yeah, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
That's good, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Them niggas harassed that girl after.
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all some assholes, man.
That's why Fresh stopped fucking...
The real ones know in the chat.
You guys are some fucking assholes, because Fresh used to put all his girls in his vlogs, and you guys started messaging them.
Crazy shit, man.
Y'all funny, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
I saw some of the DMs.
But anyway.
Yeah, that was funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make us a mud shark.
I'm gonna call her a mud shark.
A mud shark?
Bro!
She's like, this is so mean.
He called me a mud shark.
I'm like, I don't know what that means.
What's a mud shark?
Cheaping all the treats.
Oh, Lord.
I'm gonna call her a mud shark.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
Y'all some fucking savages in the chat, man.
Alright.
Let's keep going.
That's just one.
But yo, if you guys go to Freshman CEO Vlogs, bro, y'all are gonna see him meeting girls with his mom all the fucking time, bro.
It's not a fucking flex, man.
Yeah, bro.
Whatever.
They're both at fault here.
They apparently only met in November and without true commitment decided that it would be fine if they just had a baby together and had unprotected sex.
Pause.
And then soon after she learned that, oh, he just is- We just bumped that.
She knew that he didn't want to have a kid and she didn't give a fuck anyway.
She knew that shit.
She thought, felt it.
Let's keep going.
And a monogamous person.
Like, girl, just run.
Just be smart.
Do not have unprotected sex with a man simply because he says I love you once.
That is the worst idea on the face of the earth.
I'm sure you wanted to believe the best in him, but just do not.
Do not trust.
And to men, because this involves you as well, because it takes two people to make a baby.
As this commenter said, it's a great lesson for young men.
If you want to bang broads you have no intention of marrying, this is what you risk.
Fresh's legal relational trouble is simply the fruit of his degen lifestyle.
Completely.
Again, sex comes with risk.
Be smart.
It is that simple.
You cannot cry about getting a girl pregnant.
We take accountability here.
Fresh walk up.
Absolutely.
We've talked about this, right?
Getting this fucking 304 involved.
Who's crying?
Who's begging?
Manolo, yeah.
Fresh hasn't said anything.
I'm chilling.
He's been silent.
I've been doing all the talking.
No comment.
The title is Fresh's Begging.
Where did I beg for anything?
Yeah, she said, I'm going to have the baby.
And you're like, okay.
If it's true, go ahead.
You didn't force her to do nothing, Brett.
What do you want me to do?
You dummy.
But again, I didn't know how famous we were until recently.
Bro, I swear to you, everyone I know is talking about it.
I'm like, I think I'm in Vegas, getting lit, having fun, driving Lambo still, still getting lit.
Bro, it's like...
Another day in the office.
What you want me to do?
Hey, man.
What you want me to do, man?
It's Hot Sauce Gang now.
Oh, yeah.
For real, bro.
I'll tell you this, man.
We learned our lesson.
We learned our lesson, man.
Yeah.
So, hey, look.
We are definitely admitting, like, yo, well, fuck up.
Like, yeah, absolutely.
We're not sitting here saying, no, bro.
No.
We fucked up, 100%.
But she capped, though.
100% messed up.
I'll say this, though.
I didn't know how prevalent it was until, you know, the lawyer broke it down.
Like, this happens every single day.
Yeah.
Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But y'all seeing it happen right now?
It's just that, yo, the thing is, a lot of these chicks don't go public like this.
A dummy did.
They'll send you a threatening letter or whatever.
She wants to clout.
Yeah, she just wants to clout, bro.
I mean, the fact that, like, a lot of people don't have the critical thinking skills to, like, realize that.
I mean, whatever.
But, you know, Brett doesn't.
She doesn't do any of the critical thinking.
She has people write her shit for her and then she just reads it.
You know what I'm saying?
So.
Fits the narrative.
Thank God it's not Abba writing her shit.
Could you imagine that?
If Abba was her fucking teleprompter?
Holy!
She gonna be standing like you, nigga!
Nigga, I ever can't write, bro.
Nigga, an idiot.
The teleprompter would have said fab and fit.
Nigga, really dumb.
Like, this nigga really can't make fun of me, bro.
This nigga can't spell.
He can't even write.
We have the quartering coming up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coming up soon.
Some chats real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Let's finish this video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, man.
Oh, shit.
Hey, man.
man we on overtime nigga having to pay child support and man up when you did not use protection and when you allegedly told her you loved her and would be happy to have a baby with her that is not something you can victimize yourself for it is irresponsible behavior on both sides now as all of this has come crashing down fresh and fit have been flailing Walter has his lawyer involved and is basically saying no comment no comment repeatedly which is the best and literally only thing he can do right now considering all the evidence and then the Pause, pause, pause.
The evidence that is, number one, a lie.
Number two, that you don't even have full context of and you couldn't even report properly.
And not to mention all the evidence that we have.
I'm going to make...
I'm going to just say this.
She's playing checkers, we're playing chess.
There you go.
I didn't even show y'all everything.
Come on, man.
We play chess.
It is what it is, bro.
Let her hold a W for now.
It's cool.
It's more like an L, but...
A.K.A. Fit had this little meltdown on his show about the whole situation.
I would totally recommend taking advice from these men.
They seem very stable.
Very level-headed.
I would absolutely love it.
Number one, I got another one of these cups.
Number two.
Once again, Brett, I love the fact that you are taking things out of context, not understanding.
What am I doing?
I'm defending my fucking friend when the internet and everyone and their fucking mom decided to come and attack the guy.
And what am I showing?
I'm showing loyalty.
That's passion and care for my fucking friend and the fact that I'm gonna stand by them no matter what.
I had the same level of passion and care when they accused my buddies the Tates.
We're fresh.
When they came after Rolo for the vasectomy tweet, when they came after Sneeko, I defriend all of my friends.
Now, for you, obviously, since you're a commentator and you don't necessarily have a stance because you don't even write your own comments or do your own research, and you work over to the teleprompter wire when you don't have any real opinions because you have to operate in that window that we talked about.
What is that called?
The Overton window?
That dumbass Overton window?
This window that you're in where you can't actually have any critical thought and you got to say what the Daily Wire wants you to fucking say?
Over here, we say what the fuck we want to say.
And what I say is...
I stand by my friends.
And you don't understand that because you're a commentator.
You have to be a fence-sitter by definition of the type of content that you make.
You're no different than Jamari, Anus and Reach, all the other losers that sit there and fence it in the middle so you can go ahead and hop on a hot topic when it's hot to hot, jump on it and get the most views that you can.
That's what reaction channels do.
And look, look at it.
We got over 20,000 ninjas in here.
We can do this shit too.
But we like to be original concept creators.
Every now and then we gotta cook you losers that go ahead and make reaction channels to let y'all know what we can really do.
We're diversified.
We game over here.
We teach y'all how to make money.
We teach you guys how to get in the gym.
We teach you guys fucking everything.
How to become successful.
And we can cook you fucking stupid ass commentators as well.
And take a page out of your book.
But you don't understand that loyalty.
Because by definition of the type of content that you make.
You can't stand for anything.
That's the problem with your reaction channels.
You motherfuckers don't stand for anything.
You guys just give commentary.
And in your case not even your own commentary.
So that you can go ahead and be on the hot side of whatever topic it was.
We got video of you before being pro abortion.
But now, you're pro-life.
So what the fuck do you do?
You go over to Daily Wire, and now you're like, oh no!
No, I'm over here.
I gotta make sure that the teleprompter says what I line up with.
Okay, I'm pro-life now.
We got video footage of that shit.
I can show it.
You cap, man.
You cap.
Your thoughts aren't your own.
Yeah.
You do?
Yeah.
Now she's in the Overton window.
That's why she's at the fucking Daily Wire.
No way.
Yeah, man.
You gotta show it, bro.
Hey, we got it.
I mean...
Again, but she had to shift her views because of where she works.
We don't have to worry about that.
We say what the fuck we want to say over here.
No one controls us.
There's no fucking Overton window over here.
Okay?
People are able to say what the fuck they want to say.
I've been fucking ran through the mud for it.
I brought Laura Loomer here.
She made some comments about Islam that everyone on Twitter went crazy about.
Then I bring Mohammed Hijab.
He makes his comments on Islam.
We bring people on to have differing views and I think that's one of the beauties of this fucking podcast.
We're able to bring people on to have differing views.
From all walks of life, by the way.
And we've been fucking demonetized for it, too, by the way.
We've brought on some people that are super fucking controversial that other people would never fucking have on their podcast.
We got the fucking boss to do it over here.
So don't sit there and fucking sit and try to talk shit when you're a commentary channel.
You don't make original content.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I stand by my friends and I'm able to fucking say that because I'm operating the Culverton window.
Okay?
So that passion right there was being able to stand on my own ten toes, my own two feet, and say that I stand by my fucking friend.
And I stand with him until the fucking wheels fall off.
Bro!
Look, man.
I want y'all to just know one thing.
You guys might not have this right now.
Every one of y'all watching right now, 10,000 y'all plus, 20,000 y'all between YouTube and Rumble.
You guys might not have this right now.
But watch the movie The Town.
There's a scene in there where Ben Affleck goes to his buddy and he says...
We're gonna hurt some people.
You can't ask me anything about it.
And you can't ask any questions.
You know what he said?
What car are we taking?
What car are we taking?
I want you guys to find one friend that will do that for you.
Then you succeed in a fucking life.
Damn.
Real talk.
That's what you fucking need.
Every man needs at least one friend like that in their fucking life.
You guys can go ahead and say all the shit you want to say.
People can sit there and say, you're emotional, blah, blah, blah.
This dumbass, Brett Cooper, who's never probably done anything like that, by the way, stood by their fucking friend in times of fucking peril.
I guarantee you, if Ben Shapiro right now got fucking crucified all over the place, she would, oh, shit.
She don't know what the fuck she gonna do.
Because she's a commentary channel.
She's got to go with what the public wants.
I'll say what the fuck I gotta say, standing by my friends, even if it's not the popular thing to do.
When everyone came into the Tates and we defended them, it wasn't a popular thing to do.
Everyone talking shit.
Oh, you guys are human trafficking, neighbors, blah, blah, blah.
This bullshit happened, we're fresh.
I'm fucking standing, we're fresh.
I don't give a fuck.
You need at least one friend by your side, guys, that doesn't ask you questions.
I need your help.
Where we going?
That's it!
That's it!
That's what you guys need.
Alright.
Play Clipper.
Yeah, we can keep running.
That's pretty much it.
My husband was watching them and getting masculinity advice from them.
That is fantastic.
Are you idiotic?
What is this?
This is a ridiculous display of emotional instability.
Once more time.
See, and this is what I try to tell you all the time.
Women can't teach you how to be men.
They can't.
Because, to her, the concept of loyalty and sticking by your friend no matter fucking what...
It doesn't matter.
...is a foreign concept.
Yeah.
Okay?
Guys.
This is biological.
This isn't even my opinion or some sexist or whatever.
Women are egalitarian by nature.
Okay?
That's why they mostly vote Democrat.
This is why they typically align themselves with either the strongest man in their life or their father or the strongest influence in their life.
This is why marketers market towards them for advertising, etc.
Women are naturally followers.
Why do they want a man that's stronger than them, more dominant than them, a leader, etc.?
They look for leadership in men.
They are not equipped with the ability to stand for their beliefs and most importantly, fight for their fucking beliefs.
So to her, she's looking at this like, whoa, this is a foreign concept.
Like, what are you talking about standing by your friend?
That's weird.
That's not masculinity.
It's actually one of the tenements of masculinity is being able to stand by your friends when it's not the fucking popular thing to do.
Saying what you want to say when it's not the popular thing to do.
Doing what you got to do when it's not the fucking popular thing to do.
And that's one thing that you guys can go ahead and take away from this podcast.
You need at least one friend that's going to stick by your fucking side and not ask you no questions.
I need your fucking help.
Where do we go?
Let's fucking go.
That's what you need.
You have one friend like that, you fucking succeeded.
Anyway, but I don't expect a woman to understand this bullshit.
Not to sound like a sexist or whatever, but it's not in their nature, bro.
It's not in their fucking nature.
Since the beginning of time, women don't pick up swords and fight for their beliefs.
No!
The men fucking do that!
Every single fucking revolution, every single revolt, every single crusade, it's been done by who?!
By fucking men that are willing to stand on their two feet, ten toes and say, no, we will fucking fight with this.
We will rebel.
We will go ahead and create the United States of America.
We will go ahead and rebel against the fucking French and release Haiti.
We will fight these fucking idiots.
It's not led by women ever!
It's led by men.
Every single country that you see now that has been dominated or cultivated or colonialized or whatever has been colonialized by who?
Fucking men that can sit there and say, yo!
I agree with you.
They don't agree with us.
Take our swords out.
Let's see who's going to fucking win.
The concept of bros before holes, you used to hear it a lot back in the day.
You don't hear it anymore.
All you hear is believe all women.
I think on some level, I get it.
You want to bash me because you don't like me, whatever, but...
Let's hear the truth, man.
Whitley comes out and everything's clear, but until then...
Again, I'm not trying to shit on Brett or whatever.
The chick was born in fucking 2001, bro.
You know what I mean?
Her fucking parents were probably wearing Band-Aids on their fucking side listening to some Nelly when she was born.
Like, bruh, this chick doesn't know real life at all.
She doesn't understand this shit.
She's a woman, and she's a fucking young woman.
She don't know anything about loyalty, standing on her ten toes, being prepared to fight for your beliefs physically, standing by your friend when it's not the popular thing to do.
This girl's only been an influencer and an actress.
She literally relies upon people liking her.
We don't give a fuck about that.
How many haters do we got?
How many idiots are gonna roll out videos talking shit about us besides this fucking Crimson Chin Bimbo?
A bunch!
A bunch.
But we don't give a fuck.
We don't change our views.
We've been pretty much the same for the past three years because we don't care, bro.
We stand on our fucking beliefs and we don't give a fuck what any of these losers say.
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
One of the most important things is saying, I'm a man of my fucking word.
Keyword.
There's a reason why they say, I'm a man of my word and you never heard the phrase, I'm a woman of my word.
That should tell you everything you need to fucking know.
And that's not no sexism, no nothing.
That's reality.
That's what it is.
Men and women are different.
I don't expect her to understand this code.
She never will.
She never fucking will.
And that is why I don't think you guys should listen to these conservative commentators that are females.
Especially girls like her that have no life experience.
She can't advise you how to deal with modern women.
She can't advise you how to be a man.
She can't advise you how to navigate the world in 2024 where it's completely different and chivalry's fucking dead.
She can't teach you any of that shit.
What's she gonna do?
Her teleprompter's gonna teach y'all niggas you don't even know who he is and he can't even do proper research.
Her views aren't even hers.
Incredible, bro.
In-fucking-credible over there at the Daily Wire.
Y'all are some L's.
You guys can't even properly do a fucking hit piece.
12 minutes and you guys fucked it up.
We debunked almost every single point that you brought up.
Oh, mental accountability.
Wrong.
Your mom, you said it's okay for your dad to cheat on your mom.
Wrong.
Not understanding context.
Talking about this girl.
Oh, you said you wanted baby wear.
Wrong.
Proved that wrong even with our fucking ops own video.
It wasn't our video.
It was our fucking ops interviewing her.
And y'all saw it right there and then in 1080p.
But these idiots never fucking research.
They just talk shit, make some comments, don't understand context, don't understand loyalty, don't understand standing by your friend through thick and thin.
They don't get it.
They don't fucking get it.
Anyway.
It is what it is.
Yeah.
L. Bretman.
L. Daily Wire.
What else have we got?
Anything else with this shit?
I think just...
Chats and clips?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You gonna play none of the clips?
Yeah, yeah.
We can play some of the clips.
So...
First, let's go ahead and play the clip.
The abortion one.
Oh shit, did I send you all that one?
Play whatever you got first, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, cool.
Gotcha.
Yeah, because she's over here talking about we're HIPAA critical and all this other bullshit, bro.
Like, come on, man.
Oh, he told me.
Hold on, pause, pause.
So she said that we don't help guys.
Because Sneeko came out and said that we've saved more lives than any other podcast.
And then she went ahead and said, that's not true.
These guys don't help men.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and roll the clip real fast.
Someone messaged me yesterday saying they had a gun in their mouth and they f***ed in the dupe.
Pulled the trigger because of the stuff that we taught them.
He was like, I got three kids.
I was broke.
I was fat.
I didn't know what to f***ing do.
I found y'all a month ago and I just turned my life around.
I picked up two jobs.
I'm making money now.
I found a new girl.
And it's just like, holy s***.
If we don't keep going, are other people going to keep going?
They might not.
If I arm you guys with the tools that you need so you can deal with the f***ing pause.
Literally, guys.
Real stories.
And there's been...
I have hundreds of these, by the way.
FYI. We just...
I had one of my guys make this clip last second.
Hundreds of these where guys tell me, yo, I had the day picked out that I was going to do it and I didn't fucking do it.
Literally, the one that sticks with me is...
I remember that guy sent me the DM and he said, yo, I was literally...
I had the day picked out.
The only thing that stopped me is it rained that fucking day I had it picked out.
I just wanted to die with a beautiful sight.
And he said...
I ran into your podcast because it fucking rained.
And he watched the show and he binge watched and he said, no, I'm not going to do it.
He X'd out the fucking calendar.
He continued his life, found a six-footer job, got married and had kids.
Brett, are you fucking doing that?
Nope.
Are you fucking saving guys from putting noose on their neck?
No, you're fucking not.
You're over here with your stupid-ass teleprompter, not getting the correct info, giving commentary, which isn't yours, by the way, over there at the teleprompter wire, in your stupid Overton window where you can't talk about anything that you don't want to necessarily talk about that goes against the fucking grain over there at the Daily Wire because you guys don't have no fucking free speech, and that's why you guys are getting shit on right now, and no one fucking watches that shitty-ass channel anymore.
You guys are all fucking capped.
You guys have the fucking gall to sit there and tell me, you guys don't help, man.
Bitch!
You don't know what the fuck!
You're talking about.
And you can go ahead and say, man, you're emotional, it's digital, blah, blah.
No.
I'm passionate because I give a fuck about what I fucking do.
We've been going strong for almost a fucking year being demonetized.
And we don't need no fucking Daily Wire.
We don't need no fucking weird-ass sponsors like your dumbass VPN company that you're over here trying to advertise, trying to shit on Fresh.
We don't need any of that shit.
We got the support of the fucking people because we've been here, we've been helping out, and we've been giving fucking value.
We came out of fucking nowhere and blew up.
Do the fucking math.
We've been on YouTube for almost three, a little over three years.
And we're almost at 2 million subscribers, 1.5 plus and growing.
Meanwhile, we've been on Rumble, et cetera, dividing the audience, but we've still been able to pull crazy numbers.
Why?
Because we've been actually giving men value.
What you didn't clip was all the videos of me helping guys make money.
What you didn't clip was all the videos of me helping guys get in shape.
What you didn't clip was all the videos of us helping guys keeping guns out their fucking mouth.
Okay?
While your dumbass Crimson Chin was over there talking shit like, ooh, these guys are toxic, etc.
I'm keeping guys from putting a gun to their fucking chin.
You motherfuckers over at the Daily Wire aren't giving guys the same goddamn advice that we are.
We're giving guys actionable fucking advice to use in 2024.
Not 1950 fucking 4.
You dated fucking retards over there at the Daily Wire.
I fucking said it.
None of you motherfuckers will face me in a debate live because you guys know you can't hide behind your teleprompters.
You guys know...
That you can't chop and screw it and edit it to make yourselves look good.
You guys know that when it comes to live like I'm doing right now, I would eat every single one of you motherfuckers because you guys don't live in reality.
You guys live in the 1950s and I'm teaching guys how to live in the 20 fucking 20s.
That's what the fuck it is and that's why you guys don't want to sit across from me because you guys are fucking cowards.
You guys want to sit there and debate with Pearl and try to make her look crazy and everything?
You guys know I would embarrass y'all.
And you guys fucking know it.
You know it.
That's why you guys are fucking ducking me.
I know the truth.
Telepromp the wire, man.
Anyway, like I was saying, and they're going to clip that too and try to say I'm emotional, etc.
But the reality is that I've created way more impact in the past three years that I've been here than you motherfuckers over there.
You guys ain't saved no fucking lives.
If anything, you guys are probably tarnished a bunch of lives, telling you guys to believe in the Tradcon dream and get fucking married, they get divorced, then lose their fucking money, lose their fucking savings, lose their fucking children because they believed in God and thought that their Bible was going to save them from these hoes.
No, it fucking doesn't.
Because women always reserve the right to divorce your dumbass and take half your money regardless of whether they believe in Jesus or not.
And if you don't fucking believe me, look at the terrible divorce that's going on with Steven Crowder right now.
That woman's super religious.
What the fuck is happening?
Trying to destroy this fucking man's life.
Trying to say that he abused her.
That was all this shit.
I went ahead and broke it down.
I showed y'all the fucking ring camera.
And I told y'all that she was fucking lying.
I was the first person to fucking break that shit and show it to you guys.
It was fucking cap.
And if that shit can happen to Steven Crowder, a fucking tall, good-looking, well-spoken, comedian, successful as fuck, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen to the rest of y'all niggas?
I'm giving you guys what the fuck is really going on here.
This shit can happen to anybody.
Nobody's safe.
For real.
Not even us.
Facts.
Not even us.
Not even us, man.
So, uh, okay, uh, what, um, shit.
We have one more.
One more clip.
One more?
Okay.
So, this is the funniest fuck, actually.
So, she's, this girl caps, she's talking about, oh, you guys want to see Hippocritical?
Run this shit real quick.
Here we go.
Like, keep it personal.
I don't, like, you will never see me posting publicly with anybody if I was ever dating somebody.
It's just like, especially if you have a public image.
It's just very weird.
It's like your personal life is your personal life.
You don't need to go expose it to, like, your entire sorority.
Keep it personal.
Like, you will never see me.
Saw a bunch of ones right there.
Go talk to somebody else's personal life.
What the fuck was that?
Never.
Matter of fact, wait, she just got married recently, right?
What the fuck is this video?
Play the basketball one, man.
Play the basketball one.
Yo, what the fuck is this shit, bro?
Nigga.
I'm a trade conservative.
People be fucking cat, bro.
At least we keep it a thousand with y'all.
When we fuck up, we own it.
Hey, man.
I'll hold the L, bro.
Fresh wet riding in China without the fucking, you know what I'm saying?
Look at this shit.
She's over here with this nigga.
NBA player, by the way.
You know?
And they playing some basketball.
Empty gym.
What the hell?
Imagine.
50,000 fans.
Okay, so she...
What are you wearing?
What are those shorts?
Come on, man.
So, here she goes.
Bruh.
And let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, airball.
Airball.
She's gonna take another shot.
Okay, she's gonna take another shot.
She's trying.
Oh!
Oh, damn!
She's trying, she's trying.
Bro, that was her fucking clip that she just did just now.
Bro, every single one of her allegations.
Your mom cheat, you don't cheat on your mom.
You don't have men accountable.
This girl wants to have a baby in front of her.
All of it fucking airballs, man.
We debunked all of your stupid ass points.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Your fucking teleprompter needs to be fired.
They didn't do no research.
Your commentary is on your own.
You guys over there at the Daily Wire operating in your fucking Overton window, whatever the fuck it's called.
BBC Gang, we up.
Holy bro.
L's after L after L. BBC Gang, we up.
Man.
Okay.
Looks like the beginning of a black video.
We got some other shows to do, actually.
We're running a bit late here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was the...
We on fire tonight, man.
We may have to do the girls right now.
Uh...
Chats?
Yeah, chats.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Mr.
Ransom, there's an after party on a yacht.
Sheesh, I got VIP. Is that a guaranteed spot?
Haha.
Also, I'm going to Miami alone.
I have no idea what to do on Saturday.
What's here to do?
I'm not a clubbing guy.
Any suggestions?
There's Wynwood.
There's also as well Brickell.
There's Midtown.
A lot of things you can do there as well in Miami itself.
And we're going to cover as well the yacht party admission at a later date.
Steady C. Mackin says, As much as y'all hate FNF, y'all sure be hate-watching.
Even if you don't like them personally, you can't deny the value that they provide.
Y'all rose fresh for this situation, but praise Apple for being milked on all fours.
P.S. Your land made it raw.
Single mother song.
Just saying.
Vegas Style Day Trading says, remember, Brett Cooper loves Justin Waller.
She was bashing him while biting her lip and blushing.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, cowboy!
Hey, man.
He's a true Chad.
Cool.
Now, how do y'all feel about Sneaker wanting to bang Brett?
She looks like Ben Shapiro with a wig.
He's trolling, man.
I give her a 3 out of 10.
Wow.
Really?
That's the rating I gave her.
The igmatic one says, Myron, you have to hit that single mother dance with the diapers on X. Guarantee you go viral.
Brett wasn't even alive to see the dancing...
No.
Alright, we got Rumble Rants.
Rumble Rants.
Alright, cool.
Yeah, that was definitely not a good look.
We're going to keep that one PG-13, my nigga.
Alright, what's next?
Sneakles, it's WFresh.
Rumble check going crazy right now, I already know.
Yo, Sneakles, shout out to you, man.
Leave Brett alone.
Come on, Sneakles.
She might be alone soon.
Simpo.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I guess he says, Copper, Major L. Your team tried and you made you look indigenous.
Wild, if it was your call to ruin this terrible...
Sorry, disingenuous.
Hold on.
Your team tried you and made you look disingenuous.
Wild if it was on your call to run this terrible take you had on this ongoing situation.
Okay, so he's saying this about Brett.
Cool.
Hooking Lips Fishing says, in the light of the news from Logan Paul, time to bring back this old gem I threw together when they announced their engagement.
Okay.
Demostennis says, what happened to the Harsh Twins episode?
They have like 20 channels.
It's on a Twins podcast episode.
It's going to come out in May sometime.
It's going to be there like May.
Yeah, early May.
Early May.
Early May.
Yo, I know some of y'all are making fun of Fresh.
You can't read.
But you know what, man?
How about this?
Fresh is going to learn how to read when Abba can write down one page of a Harry Potter book after being told it.
Verbally.
So somebody read the fucking book page to him and have that nigga go ahead and transcribe it and let's see how it comes out.
Because we all know that Abba can't write now when he can't spell, which is fucking hilarious by the way.
That is the nigga sit here making a bunch of reaction videos we need to get back on fucking hooked on phonics.
So what else we got here?
There we go.
Justin Todd.
We now live in a western world where a female porn star can call a man who doesn't allow other men to sleep with his woman insecure.
Rush to send a missile already please.
Brian, your words don't hold the same weight anymore.
Fresh destroyed the credibility of the show and failed three times.
One, he married a single mom.
Two, remember when he was with a 304?
She liked me for me.
Hold on, go back to this nigga.
Yo, DeLeon.
Well, you don't have to watch the show, bro.
You do realize that, right?
Like, you know, on your computer, there's like that big X red button on the top right?
Just hit it, man.
Just hit it.
Why are you watching?
And I want to say one thing, too, as well.
Just because I made mistakes doesn't mean I'm going to be perfect all the time.
And ultimately, if you look for your mistakes, then it's better.
Because I think on some level, now I could say, without a fresh out of a doubt...
What I did, single mom?
Hell no.
But again, I went through it to understand it.
So, listen.
Hey, man, you know what you need to do?
You need to teach these niggas how to get these girls' souls like that, bro.
Because that girl was hurt, man.
Yeah.
Y'all can say...
Look, look, look.
Fresh fucked up.
I ain't gonna lie.
He fucked up.
However, y'all cannot discount the fact that this bitch was in fucking love, bro.
Holy...
Yeah.
Like, whatever you sold her, I need to buy some of that, man.
Goddamn.
I sold her the water.
I guess so.
You did sell the water.
Goddamn, man.
Yeah, I did sell her some water, man.
Yeah, a little too good, but okay.
Yeah, a little too good.
Yeah.
Long live gaming.
If it plays the concept of the simp in a woman, like if a woman did everything a simp does, but for a man, they want to call her a simp.
They would say she has a Stockholm Syndrome.
Think about it.
Okay.
What else do we got here?
This segment is fantastic.
LMAO, cook that Ben Shapiro lookalike.
Completely baseless arguments.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, I literally debunked all of her points, dude.
All of her points just literally got cooked just now.
Pretty much.
Holy, man.
Okay, hell yeah, Myron.
Keep spam facts, man.
They try to hate on you, but they all fail.
And it's funny watching them do it.
I support everything y'all do, bro.
Much love.
Yeah, bro.
Like I said.
Think about this.
Think about this.
All of our detractors.
Real talk.
All of you want to talk shit about us.
Yeah.
I need y'all to really ask yourself a serious question.
Who makes videos on anus and reach?
Who makes videos on ugly face Jamari that decided to reveal his face?
Who talks about Brett Cooper?
No one talks about these people.
The reason why she doesn't understand where I'm coming from when I'm talking about loyalty and standing by your friend is that has she ever really went viral?
Has she ever had her feet to the fire?
No.
These are commentators.
No one gives a fuck about them.
What are they commentating on?
They're commentating on us.
There's a reason why Skip Bayless and fucking Scott Stewart, RIP, and who's the nigga with the big forehead again?
Stephen A. Smith.
Giving comments on LeBron, on Kobe, on Jordan, and all the fucking players.
They're commentating while they're out there performing.
Motherfuckers in the Coliseum don't give a fuck what the audience got to say.
And these niggas are our audience.
Because they make content on us.
Okay?
We're making content back on them to clown them to let you guys know that these are losers in the fucking Coliseum watching.
Just to remind y'all that we can do what the fuck they do.
We're actually out here battling.
We're the real gladiators.
Giving y'all the original fucking content in many different fields.
Meanwhile, these idiots over here commentating.
Talking about us.
We can do what the fuck you idiots do too.
It's just another Monday for us.
Cook y'all dumbasses like it's fucking another day.
No difference.
We can skip a money Monday and cook you idiots for a little bit.
That's fine.
But we can do what they do all day.
And look, you get way more views doing this shit.
You definitely do.
But you guys don't get value from me cooking the Crimson Chin.
Y'all don't really get value from me cooking anus and reach like that.
So we try to avoid the fucking drama.
But this is what people want.
It is what they want.
And sometimes, you gotta respond to these idiots.
Because it gets annoying with them trying to run with a fucking narrative that isn't true.
As you guys saw today.
Pretty much.
Fire that teleprompter, bro.
Holy.
Any more shots?
Any more?
Yeah.
Alright, Carlos goes, hell yeah.
Oh no, we read that one.
Shout out to you, Carlos.
WFresh, instead of hiring me as a Blazor co-host, he had created his own.
We have yet to see that, my friend.
We have yet to see that.
Hey, Ryan and Walter, you bitch-ass fans are upset over my comments.
Should I stop or can they stop being so emotional?
I don't know what you wrote, bro.
Oh, they're coming up.
You'll see them.
Okay.
What do you mean, should I stop?
Please don't.
Thank you for the donation to WFNF. Manuel, oh, they're fighting each other.
Okay, Manuel, you do.
Based on your non-emotional attitude, you might actually be one of the few that might find success out of this.
You should try uplifting one of those estrogen-ridden emotional fans.
What the heck?
Is that a battle of super chess?
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Wow.
We'll see.
Okay.
It's a little Abba preach weeks.
Get them fresh.
Bro, that's actually one of the biggest tells that she's Cap.
That's crazy.
Oh yeah, let me name the kid after this fucking anus.
Like, come on, man.
That's Cap, bro.
He's probably the dad.
I don't know who it is.
I hope so.
He's out here saying, I'm gonna pray for the kid, you fucking sick man.
Have fun with that.
WFNFWT, I appreciate the value.
Absolutely.
What else we got here?
Shout out to Evan if I had that song as my ringtone.
Here's another dono for you babies.
Beg more, bitches.
Okay, I don't even know what they're talking about.
Water in the cup?
What?
Hey, man, I'm hearing the chat here.
Shut up.
Okay.
Hey, man, are you fucking dumb?
Reaction videos get all the views.
Nobody cares about reaction videos all in a span of seconds.
So which is it, you dumb fuck?
No.
No one cares about reaction creators, is what I fucking mean, you idiot.
Take the shit out, bro.
If you ain't donating, don't at me, you broke bitch nut writers.
Yo, hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight real quick.
Nigga, you're spending all this money to talk shit to us?
Bro.
Hey, keep it coming, man.
You guys are, yo, we got infatuated haters, bro.
Yeah.
Niggas make dedicated 40 videos on us.
Dudes make full-on hit pieces on us, documentaries on us.
Dudes in the chat donating to us.
Dudes in the fucking Reddit, they hate us and they're talking shit.
Like, I don't want to watch Rush and Freddy more, but I'm going to totally watch.
Like, it is crazy how invested some of y'all are in us, bro.
It's true.
Like crazy.
Coming up with weird conspiracy theories about Angie and shit.
This is funny because they're fighting...
Superchats.
That's incredible, actually.
That is crazy.
You're fighting with Superchats.
What the heck is going on right now?
We're fighting all night.
Wow.
Incredible.
He says again, Myron and Walter are cringy as fuck.
The majority of you Nutriders will amount to nothing.
You're getting swindled, but R2, dumb to know it.
So if we're cringy, what does that make you watching us?
Yeah, literally, bro.
If you know you're getting swindled, how you paying?
I'm confused.
This nigga, bro.
You stupid.
Bro.
Listen, I mean, it's what it is, bro.
Yo, they swindling you out your money.
All right, let me give them money, though.
You stupid.
Bro.
All right, please, please, please do yourselves the biggest favor and listen to this skit, Education, on Dre's 2001 album.
It's a prophecy of freshness situation to a T. Alright.
How about this, bro?
Get Brett Cooper to listen to it first, because that's the year that she was born.
Okay?
And then we'll listen to it after, nigga.
Oh, man.
Fatality.
You can't make this stuff up, bro.
Oh, yeah, my bad.
He'll do research.
He can't make it up, bro.
Man.
He's still fighting.
This nigga Manuel making fun of the A7 dude says, once again, thank you for the donations.
WFNFF facts, bro.
Thanks for the donations.
You fucking Oh, man.
Nigga just wanna hate us so bad, man.
Bro, donate that money to Album and Preach, man.
They need the help, man.
Yeah, they need it more than us.
They need it more than us, man.
We're caught up?
Yep.
Okay.
All right, guys.
I hope you guys enjoyed that episode, man.
Yeah, I think we cooked on that one, honestly.
I think we debunked all of Cooper's allegations.
Pretty much.
Okay, so first I started with...
She mentioned that...
That we're not good role models and that we don't help guys out.
We don't help guys out.
And we're alpha males.
I mean, we're terrible role models.
Yeah.
Never claimed to be alpha males.
Yeah.
We never claimed to be role models.
We actually do help guys out.
Show the clips of that.
Yeah.
And we have receipts, by the way.
Receipts, by the way.
Way more.
That property.
Watch a call-in show.
Matter of fact, we made a guy a fucking millionaire.
I have that clip, too.
Credit scores are up.
It's just like, the receipts are there.
The receipts are there.
I mean, Chad, if y'all want me to play it, I'll play it.
But like, I have a clip right here.
Dude said, yo, Myron, you made me a millionaire.
Have you made anyone a millionaire?
No.
I'm waiting.
Oh, no.
No.
I fucking haven't.
Because you gotta operate an Overton window over there where you can't necessarily teach guys how to make money and become successful.
You know, because all you know is about being a terrible backup, backup fucking actress.
That's all you know.
And being a commentator on the Daily Wire.
What have you blown up if you didn't go on the Daily Wire, by the way?
And you just don't understand brotherhood.
I mean, I do the CEO network.
We meet quite a while, quite a few times a year, either masterminds or in person here in Miami.
And the brotherhood helps each other out.
Someone needs, for example, help with cars or, for example, credit or, for example, a business plan.
It's like a brotherhood, man.
So everyone gets help regardless.
Or if Myron needs a new cup.
Oh yeah, it might need a new cut.
Shout out to CO Network.
They helped me get a cut, man.
Shout out to Jay.
Yeah, man.
So, it is what it is, man.
We got a network.
Like I said before, guys, we're going to take one thing away from this podcast.
Don't let these fucking losers shame you for being loyal to your friends.
Find that friend.
And find that clip.
The town, guys.
We're going to hurt some people.
You don't ask me any questions about it.
What did he fucking respond?
What car were we taking?
Anyway, with that said, guys.
We got some more shows.
We got some girls coming up.
We're going to do the quartering this week.
We're going to do it Wednesday because we went a little bit late on this one.
We're cooking, Brett.
A little bit late, but...
A little?
Hey, man.
All I got to say, let's close with a song.
You got the sunglasses on.
Hey, man.
Let's close with a song.
Hey, man.
You know what?
Go ahead, Myron.
Hey Ling Ling!
Uh oh.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a hattest kid.
Don't care if he's here or not.
Open up, shut up, shut up.
Hey man, let's fucking go, man.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
No comment.
Now you're a single mom.
No comment.
Now you're a single mom.
No comment.
You said I'm a hattest kid.
Don't care if he's here or not.
No comment.
Huh?
That's the full song?
That's the full song?
I don't believe we're watching it right now.
You let him hear you all.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a hattest kid.
Don't care if he's here or not.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you a-singin' Showin' the baby off Showin' the baby off Now you a-singin' Showin' the baby off Showin' the baby off Showin' the baby off I