Man, I've been banned a few times, guys, at this point now, on Overwatch.
I got banned for...
Okay, abusive chat.
I've been silenced a bunch of times, talking trash.
And then we got banned for cheating the other day because basically we weren't cheating, but we were smacking the kids up so badly that they thought we were cheating.
So, yeah.
So, anyway, we're going to go ahead and stream a little bit here, some Overwatch, and then we'll do our Freshly Fit show later on tonight.
I just came back from the gym, so I'm feeling pretty good.
Did a full-body workout, a bunch of pull-ups and everything else like that.
You know, right now what I'm doing, guys, I'm doing full-body workouts, and I also do a weak point day, so I'll do...
One day, full body workouts.
Then I start with legs, polish, pull, and then I'll go and do...
Next day, I'll do shoulders and arms, day off, and then I'll repeat, and I hit each body part two to three times per week.
So, yeah.
Cool.
So we'll go ahead and play the first game.
We'll do roll cue.
I'm going to try to rank up my...
As you guys see, I'm a diamond two right now on damage.
So I'm going to rank up my support.
So, hopefully we don't get reported for cheating this time.
For destroying kids.
So we'll see what happens.
Right now we're 0-0.
First game of the day, guys.
I mean, I was playing a little bit earlier and we were smacking kids up.
But now we're gonna...
It's gonna be official.
I'm gonna be going hard to paint.
Alright.
We're live on Twitch, Twitter, and Rumble right now.
Shots all you ninjas watching?
Alright, you got some victims.
Let's go.
Time to smack him.
Why is my audio so low?
Your audio is low?
Oh, I'm okay now.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Let me make sure we're live on Rumble right now.
Oh yeah, we're live on Rumble too.
Sweet.
Yeah, we are.
Alright, we're live on other platforms.
Oh, going to team chat.
Alright.
Alright, we're about to destroy these kids.
I hope you guys are ready.
Dude's another team about to get pushed in.
Let's go.
I'm strong soldier.
Okay!
No, no, no, no.
My name translate is literally strong soldier.
Okay, but what the hell?
What the hell was that kit?
What was that noise?
There are some weirdos on this game, man.
I don't know why that Ana was there.
She's weak though.
Dead.
Easy clap.
Let's go.
Nice.
I think she just got rezzed.
Yeah, she just got rezzed.
It's okay.
Got y'all, I got y'all, I got y'all.
*Gunshot* I'm going over with the Echo.
I got you, Sigma.
I got you.
McCreece, you're left by the way, Sigma.
And a Mercy.
I'm reloading.
All right As I'm killing so much Oh Mercy one.
She's dead.
Ana one.
Dead.
I'm shooting a Sigma from one side.
McCree on point.
Watch out.
I'm healing you.
Let's go.
These kids are terrible.
Well done, yo.
Well done.
Getting point?
I will go for high ground, man.
Stay on point.
No, I'm going right now.
I'm going right now.
No, no, no.
Don't die there, man.
You got this?
No, I ain't.
I ain't.
This junk rush trash Got a window okay Once we get around this corner, I'm gonna pop it.
Get that immortality.
Oh, never mind.
Kids are trash.
Oh no, that's not good.
That was a good combo ult.
You gotta give it to him though.
No, there's something else.
Next round, next round.
Uh...
I'm about to pop window, I'm about to cook them now.
Oh.
Don't die don't die Come out the other way Yeah, other side.
Sigma weak on their team.
I'm about to pop this window around the corner.
Yeah, they're running now.
Scrubs.
There's a bunch of them on the left.
Junker in the room on the left, guys.
Jump around one.
Jump around one over there.
Inhale down.
*Burling* Oh man No one pushing payload!
There's no one pushing payload!
We gotta know.
Alright, let's see here.
Ana, in the back.
She's half.
Drunker at week two.
What is that melody?
Ana dead.
What an idiot.
Mercy won.
I should res I need to heal There's Junkrat chasing me.
Ana Sigma.
Just run, man.
Just run.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm back out.
I'm about to have another window.
Wind up!
Mess him up!
Dead.
Idiot.
Nice.
Okay, I'm looking.
Or in the room?
No, bro.
I thought he sat behind me, man.
He was to the left.
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* My heart's still beating, so let's go!
*Sigh* I'm under attack!
It's not too real *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* My barrier is gone!
*Sigh* *Sigh* The barrier is weakened!
*Sigh* I'm all out!
Enemy vector calculated!
*Sigh* Over there!
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Gonna come from the top probably *Sigh*
Wow Oh McCree weak.
Wow, okay.
He's lucky he had the nano.
That kid sucks.
And he had a Mercy pocket too.
Echo Mercy?
What the fuck is this echo on our team doing bro?
Earl won!
Bro, we need more healing out there They're crushing it when they're crushing us when it comes to healing They don't got heal, they don't got heal.
I got another window.
Light him up guys, light him up!
This Ana just fucking waited for me to spawn and killed me immediately.
He was behind us, bro.
What the hell, man?
Bro, alright, we're touching we're touching it.
We're contesting it.
Alright, I guess not.
Alright.
Okay!
Goddamn.
Alright.
Alright, for all you guys talking shit about Fresh, we're gonna address it later tonight, alright?
Relax.
Relax, man.
It's fucking incredible how much so many of you guys are, like, super invested in Fresh's life, bro, but we will cover it tonight, don't worry.
Alright, he'll be able to speak about it, and, uh, yeah.
Uh, can you give me your mercy?
I will carry it, trust me.
Look at my stats.
If you give me your mercy, I will carry you.
There we go.
Thank you, thank you.
So, don't worry guys.
So, we will go ahead and have that talk.
Tonight, he'll address this stuff.
Some of you guys saying fresh kill on the brand, blah, blah, blah.
Leave fresh.
I ain't going nowhere, guys.
Fresh is my boy.
We started this together, we end it together.
Damage, damage, damage.
Damage boost.
I'm not leaving them.
Fucking weirdos, man.
Zero loyalty.
Very clear that you guys never had real friends before.
You leave them as soon as, like, things don't look perfect.
Oh, bro!
It's not comfortable for me to be here!
They're all on second floor.
They're all on second floor.
Motherfuckers want to leave at the first sign of fucking conflict.
Pussies.
That's not what real friends do.
McCree, one shot.
Genji low.
Genji, one shot.
Sigma on point.
Sigma on point.
Genji on the right over here.
I'm healing you.
Healing you.
I'm healing you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, these kids suck.
Sigma one shot.
McCree one shot too.
Oh, they runnin' down!
I pushed the run button!
I pushed the fucking run button!
It's all good.
These kids suck.
suck.
We can forehold them.
He got rocked.
Dude is trash.
I'm on top Free got rocked I got you, bro.
I got you.
I got a window too.
Yo, this Sigma, why are you there, bro?
Hey, rest of my crew behind you, man.
All right.
Be careful about McCree.
You ain't dying.
Trash.
Got you, bro.
These kids are trash on the other team.
Scrubs.
Scrubs.
Watch here.
Scrubs.
How much?
How much on this D.Va?
Back up, back up, back up, back up a bit.
I got you.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You don't die there, Marin.
No, I'm not dying, I'm not dying.
They don't got tank.
Can we push a bit?
Baby D.Va here.
melted Moira one Moira one Moira one Oh, I'm where Jason Oh man, are you doing my room?
I'm I'm trying to heal this Mei because she about to die.
Come back, come back.
Our teammates are pushing up really far, man.
Be careful about D.Va, man.
Soldier on point.
Soldier on point, 1 HP. D.Va behind y'all.
She nano'd the baby D.Va, seriously?
Dad, get the hell out of here, scrub.
These kids are trash.
These kids are trash!
Holy garbage!
Let's go!
The beatings will continue!
The beatings will continue.
This dude is trash.
How do you get play of the game?
What do you do?
I killed twice as people he killed.
He's trash.
The kid did okay as me, but he did terrible as Echo, bro.
The kid did okay as me, but he did terrible as me.
Yo, Josie Fied, if the brand's losing our credibility, then why the fuck are you here, bro?
Like, why are you here then?
Why are you watching if it's losing our credibility?
Like, you haters are something else, bro.
Like, y'all really are something else.
Like, you guys sit there and talk shit and say, Oh, y'all!
Fresh and fit our friends!
Oh, I don't like these guys!
Blah, blah, blah.
But then you niggas are here.
Like, what the hell?
Like, bro, if you don't like us, don't watch us.
Like, I'll never understand...
Why you guys watch people you don't like?
I don't get that.
Like, I don't understand.
I don't watch people I don't like.
I don't watch people I don't like, bro.
So, what the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Yo, Frost X Fire, fuck you too, bro.
Talking shit.
Oh, don't duck the calling show.
Nigga, fuck you.
The fuck you talking about, don't duck the calling show?
We do the content that we want to do.
I just told you, dumbass, that we're going to address this shit.
So shut the fuck up.
We don't got to answer your dumbass.
Yeah, man, like, some of y'all are like some real keyboard warriors, bro.
Talking all this shit, man.
Fucking losers, bro.
I just told you, dumbass, that we're going to address this shit tonight, so shut the fuck up, man.
Goddamn, bro.
I'll never understand why you watch people you don't like.
Oh, yo, leave fresh.
Fuck you.
I'm not going nowhere.
That's my fucking guy.
I'm not going nowhere.
I'm not going to leave just because it's inconvenient or uncomfortable.
Stand by him.
Like, what the fuck is that?
The true measure of friendship is what are you going to do when people come at your people?
That's how you know who a real friend is.
You fucking fair weather weirdos, losers.
That's why a lot of y'all talking shit on the internet watching niggas you don't like because you don't have real friends.
You don't understand that brotherhood.
You don't understand standing by somebody when it's not convenient to do it.
You fucking losers.
Some of y'all really like me are some fucking weirdos, man.
Talking shit.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, like I wouldn't hang out with him.
He's a fraud, bro.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Fucking losers, man.
I stand by my guys regardless of what people say, regardless of whether it's fucking convenient to do so or not, man.
It's called integrity, you fucking dickheads.
Fucking losers, man.
No fucking spine.
As soon as the sight of something like unfavorable comes along...
Oh, bro, no, man!
Fucking losers, man.
No fucking backbone.
bunch of fucking pussies man oh oh oh oh oh let's stop that payload from getting A brother going up oh oh oh
oh I need a humor oh oh oh See, now I'm fucking these kids up because you motherfuckers got me tight, man.
Talking shit about fresh all fucking day like losers, man.
Y'all are some fucking women, man.
That's what you guys are.
A lot of you guys literally behave like women.
Preying on the downfall of another man.
Y'all don't even know the full story.
But don't worry, we'll talk about it later today.
But cut it with the bullshit like, oh, leave fresh behind.
That's never gonna happen, alright?
Like I said before, we start this shit together, we end it together.
Fucking weirdos, man.
Alright.
My bad, Ryze.
I'm back in this shit.
Just had to address some weirdos, some low IQ idiots.
I got a window, too.
Yo, Maga, you gotta come back, bro.
I can visor, man.
I'm gonna window.
Go ahead.
Melted Idiot I'm healing you up.
I'm healing you up.
I'm healing you.
I'm throwing immortality field there.
I'm throwing Stupid You got this, Myron, you got this, you got this.
I can't believe this kid is still playing Widowmaker, though.
Stupid.
Nice visor, nice visor.
I'm coming back.
They got walls, they got walls, they got walls.
Be careful, they got walls.
Mercy in the sky, I'm shooting her.
Next fight, next fight.
Go back, man.
Go back.
Yeah, I'm backing up, backing up.
Oh, we got the Genji.
No, we lose two people.
You're three and four.
She resed the Genji.
Okay, Junker Queen's in.
Junker Queen's in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And Widow's gone.
Yanji dead.
Mercy dead.
Oh!
Mercy won!
Got her!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's get in this bad boy.
D.Va trying to chase our mercy...
Oh my god, bro.
We win this, we win this.
Only diva, only diva.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
You're on me.
Baptiste is overpowered, bro.
I'm basically a soldier with a heel.
Go to point, man.
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
Well, there's a widow over there, too.
We still got 20 seconds, though.
Oh!
Oh!
Law!
Widow's over here.
Widow's over here.
She's getting power boosted by Mercy.
She missing her shots, though, because she trashed.
I killed one.
Myron, follow them.
Follow them.
Follow your attack.
There's a Widow.
there's a widow see She's over there.
I know, I know.
Don't jump around, Myron.
I'm behind the wall, so I'm good.
Yeah, I mean...
You know what I mean.
Stay in the wall!
Yeah.
I've been here the whole time.
McCree, don't get sniped, bro.
I see her, I see her.
She's sitting in the corner over there.
Oh wow We're windows we're windows Widow, Widow's on the other side.
I got Widow.
One shot on Moira.
Baby Diva won.
Baby Diva won.
Nice.
Kids got clapped.
Oh!
He's won.
Rest me, rest me.
Wow, man.
Thank you.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, that blade for that one?
Yeah, he threw a- he wasted a blade.
Idiot, man.
That Widow on their team needs to switch.
She's throwing, bro.
Follow me, follow me, man.
Let's go to the point.
Wrong one!
Wrong way, wrong way.
Mercy, can you tell from my accent I'm from China?
I can, like, hear it.
I got bad English.
Yeah, that's what Chinese sounds like.
Alright.
They're probably going to be on the other side here.
I want to take the high ground, but I don't want to get sniped, bro.
Oh, they're over here.
They're back over here.
Oh, they got a hog now, too.
Hog on the left.
Be careful behind you, Mercy.
Hog on the left.
Hog dead.
What an idiot.
Fucking idiot.
Genji, reflect on the left.
I'm with you, Queen.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I got a window.
Okay, Widow gone.
These kids are trash, bro.
I'm about to put up a window.
Once they actually come into a fight, I'm gonna put down a window.
Hog on the left.
I'm mounting him!
Oh, shit.
I didn't see her.
I didn't see her.
Uh, wrestle ball, wrestle ball.
Nice!
That's positioning.
Got you, McCree.
I'm pocketing you.
Alright.
This widow's getting demolished.
These kids suck, bro.
Armour Cree got cooked.
Oh, nice reflex, stupid.
Dead.
Again.
Yeah, they suck.
They got destroyed.
The beatings will continue.
Now we're 3-0.
If it's me, if it's me, check my aim, Myron.
3-0.
Yeah, it's me.
That's you?
Yeah, I'm the Mercy one to join.
Nice tracking.
Oh, headshot.
Oh, Hesha.
Look, they said, oh, he was cheating.
Noted, bro.
You about to get banned again, bro, for cheating, man.
Can't see?
He said, I'm cheating.
Yeah, man.
Oh, he was cheating.
Noted.
The Mercy wanna join.
No?
Uh...
We could bring Yennefer on.
I think she's on.
Let me see here.
Yeah, Yennefer's fine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, she is actually.
Here, we'll bring her on.
Yeah, yeah.
Cancel it.
Cancel it.
Nice.
You like that aim, Miren?
It's a good aim, man.
I can aim like that too, though, with Soldier.
My aim with Soldier's pretty good now.
Before it was tough, but now it's getting a lot better.
Yeah, that's true.
The most people cheating is in China.
That's true.
But I'm not cheating, though.
Oh no, of course not, bro.
I know you ain't cheating.
Yeah, we got the most cheater in the world.
Damn.
Alright, so we bought a...
Now we're really gonna smoke kids.
So Yennefer, right now we're 3-0.
So we're gonna smoke these kids.
I've been playing BAP. I wanna get my support to Diamond as well.
Let me see if...
Yeah, you're gonna support Marin now.
Marin, it's a...
DPS back.
Yeah, I was saying that.
I'm like, I'll just boost him.
Let me see if awkward's on Before our words on you're gonna play DPS now, man, you're good You're gonna get Master today.
I promise you.
If we play him, yeah, we'll hit Master.
He's Indian pretending to be Chinese.
I'm Chinese.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You're not fucking Chinese.
Oh, man.
Chat, audio's good with everything, by the way?
How does the mic sound?
Mic should be sounding good and everything else like that.
Game audio should be good.
Let me know.
Give me one in the chat if everything is good with sound, guys.
Bump this up to like maybe 65, 60.
Echo?
How do you get an echo?
Oh, they said your echo is giving me a headache?
How is the echo giving a headache?
They said soldiers are a little loud.
Well, hey man, it's a little...
I think maybe if you could turn your mic down a little bit, Ryze?
Me?
Okay.
Yeah, just turn it down a little bit.
So yeah, okay.
Yeah, so it won't be too loud, guys.
My audio is too loud, right?
Yeah, Yennefer, we're gonna start getting...
How far are you from...
Right now, you're what?
You're one, right?
How far are you from Diamond?
Yeah.
I think I'm in the middle.
Okay.
So, like, two or three more games?
Yeah.
How's my voice sound right now?
Chat, how does his voice sound now?
Chinaman, talk a little bit more so they can get a better idea of the sound.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm not...
I hope I'm not turning out right now.
I turned down a very...
Very small.
I turned down to very small.
Oh yeah, guys, by the way, I made a new Instagram account, guys.
It's called Not Unplug Fit, FYI. I'm the Indian.
Shut the fuck up, man.
I'm the fucking Indian.
I'm not eating food off my hand, please.
You guys just told me you don't know about the world.
world.
Yeah, so guys, it's not unplugged.
I'll put it on here.
New IG. Not unplug fit.
This is it right here, guys.
Not unplugged fit, guys.
Prepare your defenses.
That's my new IG. Awkward can join in next game, I think.
He asked if I got a spot for somebody else.
Yeah Oh my right this I got echo I Maybe it's something from you.
You think it's from me?
Yeah.
I heard echo too.
Never talk.
If it's your echo too, that means...
Alright, I think that should...
No.
Chat, let me know if there's echo now.
I think I might have fixed it.
Give me ones in the chat if audio is good now for Chinaman.
I think I fixed it.
China man talk now It should be good now I think I got rid of the double audio from the Rodecaster.
Oh, they got an echo.
D.Va here, D.Va here.
Echo one, echo one!
Echo one!
Yeah, I see the Genji.
Genji won, good finish.
Echo, Echo one, Echo one, Echo one just dropped down.
Just got me.
Echo weak as hell, on the right.
Mercy week 2.
Maga big ass in the way.
-Headen stabbing the adaptive circuits.
Oh shit!
She's with the soldier.
Get rocked scrub.
I got your Soul Dragon.
I got you.
I got you.
Baby D.Va weak.
Baby D.Va one.
Good finish, bro.
Lifeweaver week two.
They're going to smoke that bad, huh?
He came back.
He came back.
I'm about to have window.
I'm about to pop a window here if we need it.
Who the hell?
Sojourn.
Sojourn won.
Get melted, stupid.
Oh, what?
I'm gonna try to tax you.
Um.
I'm gonna try to grab Mercy, hopefully.
Hold on.
Fly to me.
Alright.
Soldier in behind you.
One shot over there.
She got rocked.
I still got window I still got window 60 seconds my doom careful my life, oh let's get you all real
Soldier in one!
Soldier in one, Tracer!
Get her!
Oh, we're not in fucking team chat.
My bad.
Well, this isn't good.
Diva trying to get our point.
You got rock.
These kids are trash.
Kids are trash.
Aw man, I'm garbage.
I'm the only one that got a death.
Ah, trash.
Alright, switch the team.
Trash.
Trash.
Zero to zero.
Switching sides.
Now they see my audio is too low.
I think it's because I got rid of the echo.
Yeah, maybe.
I turned off a little bit.
Shout out to you guys on...
Kevin Terrell is the weekly top gifter.
Shout out to you bro.
I gotta update this Switch stuff.
Another day, another battlefield.
Why must you be so relaxed?
We depend on you.
I'm not relaxed.
I just make everything look easy Alright Why'd you have to go and grow a conscience?
Huh, after all we've seen, how could you not?
I got a short memory, except for what I'm old 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 All right, time to smoke these boys Okay, I think they're fighting for point They gave up?
No, they're fighting for a point.
They didn't give up.
Oh!
Oh, he hit me with that rock.
Nice snipe.
Nice snipe.
We got you!
you without you without you without you without you We're healing you, Maga.
Don't worry.
The boys can't cook now.
Oh my god.
Moira was behind me.
Oh, easy clap.
Easy W. I died once too, I'm trash.
Thank you, baby.
Kids got smoked.
All right, we platinum healer now.
Well, We're 4-0 now.
Yeah, 4-0.
Let me update the...
Yo, man.
You said Ogre gonna play, right?
I don't know.
I messaged him on Twitter.
He asked me how many we got.
Let me see here.
He didn't respond yet, so...
Yeah, let's just start...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He just messaged me and he asked if you have room for two.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, we got room for two.
Okay, let me cancel this.
Yeah.
Uh.
Where's he at here?
The beating will continue.
The beatings will continue.
Hold on.
Oh, he's on Timmy Two Tap?
Okay.
Yeah, he's on Timmy Two Tap.
Okay.
What up, Awkward?
Yo, what's up?
Chillin', man, chillin'.
My editor is getting on.
He's also joining us.
He's also high rank.
No worries.
His editor.
Yeah, I'm on Twitch and Rumble and Twitter.
I'm streaming everywhere right now, except YouTube.
On Twitch?
I'm on Twitch somehow.
Yeah, I'm on Twitch.
I'm not going as crazy as usual, but we're destroying these kids right now, so I haven't had to.
I told my friend, it's like, you're not prepared.
Oh, man.
I almost gave Maren back on Twitch yesterday.
Damn.
I said something about...
Lifeweaver.
Almost.
Almost.
Let's see here.
We can play one.
It's updating the game for him.
Okay.
I'm playing support right now.
So you guys can go crazy.
Frag out DPS.
I'm trying to get my BAP up.
So he's not going crazy now.
He's not going crazy because he's on Twitch.
Myron usually goes crazy.
I usually go crazy.
That's crazy.
No, I meant as in like you...
So what happened?
How come you're streaming on Twitch now?
What's going on?
I don't, like, because when we normally do our podcast on Twitch, like, we always end it early, so I'm like, you know what, man, let's, like, let me stream, like, myself playing on Twitch because, I mean, it is a video game streaming platform anyway, and, you know, we're bringing back Toxic Gaming, so.
Yo, because, bro, the Overwatch community, yeah, the Overwatch community, bro, just what I've realized, just from, like, seeing, they're fucking pussies, man, if I'm gonna be honest.
Like, a lot of them are soft, bro.
That was shit.
Yeah.
Off stream, me and Maren playing, we rage a lot.
Yeah, we rage a lot.
I mean, we haven't had to rage because we've been destroying kids, but I was...
Yeah, I'd be raging.
I ain't gonna lie.
By the way, what's up, Yennefer and Ryze?
How you guys doing?
Hello, Agurak.
You guys want to switch the team?
I was trying to type you back.
Yeah, because we got one dude that's not in here.
Yeah, switch the team, yeah.
Yeah All right, we about to rock these boys The beatings will continue.
We're 4-0 right now.
About an hour and a half we'll have to do.
An hour and a half?
That's fine, dude.
We'll get a few games in.
Oh, we got a fair up here.
Farrah, Farrah needs help.
Trying to heal you, Zarya.
Oh shit, Farrah, help.
Get in here!
Taking the objective.
Anyone in?
I'm shooting the ball.
I'm shooting the soldier from the other side.
Do you have middle?
You're going to come with me.
Why is dude spam?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Pharah, stop fucking spamming your stupid voice line, bro.
Goddamn, I hate when people do that.
Um, grow up.
No, you grow up.
You're the one spamming your shit.
Shut up.
Damn.
Shit annoying as hell.
You're whining like a child.
No.
You're acting like a child right now, you idiot.
Oh, name-calling.
Yes.
You're acting like an idiot, so I'm telling you that you're an idiot.
I'm being like an idiot or I'm being an idiot?
No, you're behaving like an idiot.
You're behaving like an idiot, which means you are an idiot.
No, that's a difference.
You said behaving like, which means you are.
That's too different.
Trying to be a fucking smartass right now, bro?
Shut the fuck up and play the game.
No, you're trying to be a fucking smartass right now.
You're engaging with a retard.
No, you're the retard.
You're the retard here.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a retard that you're engaging with.
Yes, you are.
You are a retard.
And that's on you.
You are a retard.
Yes, I'm a retard.
But the reason why I'm engaging with you is because you're on my team and I gotta hear your stupidity.
So shut the fuck up.
Yeah, but you're supposed to be smarter than this.
You're the one spamming your voice line.
You're supposed to be more advanced.
You're spamming your fucking voice line, and it's annoying, and I'm telling you to stop.
Alright then, then shut the fuck up and stop talking.
Are there any call-outs you want to make?
Yeah.
I don't know.
You're kind of taking up all the space, so we can't make any call-outs.
Alright, well, you are being annoying.
For no reason.
I thought I was being retarded.
Either way you want to put it.
I stopped talking and no call out started.
You're still talking.
You're still talking.
Bullshit now?
No, I started talking again.
You play this game for fun?
Nah, it's fine.
It's fine.
You don't need to, man.
Easy clap.
Alright.
Do you want to start over?
Hi, my name is Stard.
Nice to meet you.
I spam voice lines sometimes.
Your name is 103.
Shut the fuck up.
Your name is 103 now, okay?
What was that?
Oh shit man.
That's so funny.
Oh, oh, my bad.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, send it.
Yo, that's fucking, bruh.
Yeah, he is 103.
First round, round 103.
Yeah, he went 1-3 and he's DPS, man.
Fucking trash, bro.
Dude is stupid.
His name is 103 now.
Idiot, man.
Yo, guys, this is Zeno.
Yo, what's up, Zeno?
He's not even voiced one thing.
Chat, I'll play DPS next round.
Chat, I'll play DPS next round.
What's up?
What's up, Zeno?
What's up, everyone?
How you guys doing?
Oh, what's up, man?
You got a good mic.
Mic quality, damn.
Well, he is an editor, so he's probably using a good mic.
No, no, sounds good.
What are you using?
Yeah, very good.
I don't know, bro.
This is not my setup.
Oh, are you using an awkward setup?
Another one?
one?
Okay.
So awkward.
How do you do it?
Like you I'm assuming you do your live streams on Twitch, and then you put clips on YouTube, right?
That's what a lot of people do.
Yeah, but I have a little bit more editing and stuff.
I do some challenges and stuff, and I do many different things.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, like where you play Ana and you just only do damage, or you only heal bot?
Yeah, yeah.
That's funny, man.
Man, I think it's time to bring back the old-school montages, the highlight reels, you know?
Those are good, too.
You're gonna bring them back.
Shen Yu.
Shen Yu means leftover woman.
Son of a fuck.
Yeah, it's S-H-E-N-G-N-V. Yeah, Shen Yu.
Shen Yu.
Wait, Shen Yu?
Or Shen Yu?
Yeah.
N-V. Shen Yu.
That's funny, man.
I mean...
It's the woman over 25 or over 30 and no man wants.
Oh, man, Xeno.
They have no chill here, Xeno.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, Twitch is not happy about that, by the way.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, well.
Twitch needs to man up a little bit, man.
Yeah, I agree.
We're starting to get into a clown world now, man.
We got the Russian, we got the Chinese guy in the house.
I'm actually brown, so you got that.
Where are you from?
Many people of color in here.
Where are you from?
You India?
You said brown.
Are you Indian or something or what?
My parents are from Pakistan, but I was born in Connecticut, by the way.
Oh, shit.
That's where I'm from.
I'm from Connecticut, too, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What part of Connecticut are you from?
I was born in Stamford, Connecticut, and I've lived most of my life in Middletown.
Oh yeah, bro.
That's right next door, man.
I grew up in New Britain.
Hell yeah, bro.
Yeah.
But now I actually live in Florida now.
You're in Florida?
Same.
I'm down in Miami.
What about you?
So I'm in Panama City.
It's kind of to the west.
I served in the Air Force, so that's like the base that I was at.
Ah, okay, okay.
I was going to ask, are you in the military?
Yeah, I was.
I got out like two years ago.
Panama City used to be a huge spring break spot, man, but nobody goes to Panama City no more.
Bro, right now, it's packed.
It's hella ghetto.
Oh, really?
You guys have been invaded by the ghetto people as well, just like us down here in Miami.
Yeah, they all come from, like, Georgia and shit.
It's so ghetto right now.
Oh, lord.
That's not good.
You already know what time it is with that.
Fuck you.
Yeah, they just get out of their cars and start to twerk within traffic and shit.
It's crazy.
oh man the real brown people are there i guess the real brown people man Yeah, the real...
All right, time to cook these boys!
Guys.
Let's go!
The beatings will continue.
We're 4-0 right now, right Chinaman?
Or are we 5-0?
Are we 6-0?
Yeah, yeah, what are we right now?
Because remember, I think we played one game off stream or two games?
I don't know, did we play off stream?
Okay, so what are we right now?
Are we 5-0 or 4-0?
When this is over, I can check.
Okay.
Yeah, when this game is over, I will check.
Oh, no, no.
I think we're 5-0.
Because Awkward came in.
Yeah, we're 5-0 right now.
But double check for me.
I will.
I'll update my win-loss after.
I was going to say go on a team chat, but there's no need for that!
The bidders will continue because we're 5-stacking now.
Okay.
Let's go.
Alright, let's see here.
McCree, D.Va.
D.Va's already half.
McCree is weak in the corner.
Ellari is on the...
McCree weak.
McCree weak ball.
Oh, he ran away.
He got away.
Oh, he's low.
He's low.
He's still low.
He's still low.
Got him.
He dead.
He dead.
We got the D. D.Va on us in the back.
D.Va's one shot, guys.
Almost D-MAX. Eureka won.
Okay go on.
Eureka won.
Eureka They're chasing me.
I need help.
Oh, man!
Three of them jumped on me.
Yeah, they're crap.
Out of nowhere too man I'm sure yeah, she's out of max She's out of mech.
Baby D.Va won.
Good finish.
Soldier won too.
Soldier won.
Good.
Sombra on me.
Sombra low, Sombra low.
Kariko went over there too.
Hold on, I'm coming to you bro.
Sombra ran away.
We got it.
D.Va tried to contest.
Trash.
Yeah, kill the leader, kill the leader.
D.Va my face.
Ah.
This D.Va really chasing me, bro.
Nice, good shit.
Nice, Ryze.
Stupid.
D.Va's out of mech.
How up that worked?
Only DPS and the level DPS D-Vice, I'm next now D-Vice, tap, OHP, D-Valoe Deriko's trolling Got her, got her, got her, got her She's trash.
Monkey above you guys Monkey weak Monkey weak on point.
Getting healed.
I'm on the Bastion.
Bastion dead.
Monkey weak.
Good finish.
Kariko.
Oh shit.
He got me man Bastion on the right
Bastion weak!
Monkey on me, monkey on me.
Monkey's on Myron.
Yeah, he ran away, he ran away.
Monkey's cast, monkey cast.
Yeah, I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
Monkey's the one!
Oh, man.
I'm coming in on the right.
I'm gonna go jump you, Myron.
Oh, he's moving.
Oh, man.
Fuck Well I gotta back up Good awkward?
Right now But he's saying no Died three times I'm trash Alright I was ulting okay interesting ult I'm on Mucky He's one!
Oh!
Oh wow!
Of course!
Of course!
It's actually good.
Yeah, he wasted that shit.
Anyway.
Oh, man.
Oh.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Oh damn, okay.
Alright, we're down.
Oh no, I was supposed to drop down, but I got stuck on the side.
I'll block the building in there.
Yeah, just distract him.
Alright, I got a visor.
We can use.
Where's monkey?
I see him.
Mercy dead!
Monkey on me.
Bastion one.
Bastion dead.
Where's this monkey?
Grab the mega.
I'm coming to you.
I don't know why I can't hide.
I need healing.
Why are they so scared?
They're grouping up.
Monkey one, do you use bubble?
McCree.
Good finish on the McCree.
Good finish.
Monkey won.
Got him.
Good shit, guys.
Oh, McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
He's weak I'm on Bastion Brig is weak too.
They got Hog now.
They got Hog.
Good.
That's free ult charge.
No hook, no hook, no hook!
McCree weak in there?
Brig is weak on the left.
Bastion's half.
Bastion's half Hog on the left!
Hog on the left!
He's trying to flank on the left.
Yeah, yeah.
Hog's flanking.
Oh my god, Durbo.
Careful, careful, careful.
I got a visor.
We held him for a very long time, though.
We held him for a super long time.
I see Hog, yeah, he's down there.
Go ahead, dragon them, dragon them.
I'm gonna buy them from the top as well.
Brigg is dead.
Oh shit, Bastion!
They're all in that room down there, man.
They're all in that little fucking room down there.
I got cast, I got cast.
They can't get away with this.
They're all in the cart, all these fuckers in the cart.
They're all in the cart, yeah.
Bastion one, got him.
Hug no hook, hug no hook.
Brig one, brig one, good finish.
I'm trying to shoot this fucking Mercy.
Mercy trying to rez.
Mercy trying to rez.
She's one in that room Hug no hook I'm shooting the fuck out this hog.
Hog one, hog...
Got him.
Good shit.
Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.
The beatings will continue.
I see what you're doing, sir.
But you ain't healing, though!
You only got 2,000 healing, you trash!
I got 20 KOs though!
trash That's true.
I saw your video.
Look at their healing.
More healing.
They're losing.
We got less healing.
Yeah, that Mercy is pumping, I think.
I think it's the Mercy.
Wait, who's their other support?
They both have Alright
Let's rock these scrubs.
Where they at?
Okay.
They got Junker Queen.
She has no axe.
Junker Queen is half.
Soldier on the right.
Soldier on the right.
They also have a turret.
Ana and Torb.
Ana and Torb on the right.
Torb is one.
Torb is one.
It's so Junker Queen.
They're all so low in there, man!
Torb is low.
They're all looking at me on the left.
Alright.
Turret gone.
Turret gone.
They're all distracted Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Torb is weak on point.
Torb is low on point.
Torb is dead.
Mercy trying to heal somebody over there.
She ran.
Scrub.
Whatever.
We got this shit.
Kids are terrible.
I got point.
Mercy, go to them.
Go to them.
I got this.
I got this.
I'll cap the point all right I'm on Jugger Queen.
she weak Soldier...
eh.
Ana low.
Ana low.
Torb.
Oh, they're all going to the high ground here.
Torb turret up top.
I hear Drunker Queen.
I don't know where the fuck she got built.
Torb up top.
Torb top middle.
Torb top middle.
He's weak.
He's weak.
Hanzo you can finish him off I'm on payload Torb.
Oh, get shit out!
Torb, you suck!
Holy scrub!
Jugger Queen, Jugger Queen in front of you?
Moira?
Oh shit!
Yo, big, big, big.
Yeah, that was big, that was big.
I'm shooting her, she's one.
Get rocked, she sucks.
Torv is one.
Oh shit, I'm about to die.
No, I'm not!
Let's go!
What are you guys gonna do now?
You suck!
Let's go!
The beatings will continue!
We're 7-0 now!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, facts.
I almost said it.
I ain't gonna lie.
I almost said it!
You doing right for me, man.
trash god damn man Dude out here shooting bows and arrows, man.
It's actually so weird on Pink, bro.
My arrows are like in the past.
Yeah, I know.
I'll be right back.
I'm here though, I'm here.
I'm here.
Yo, Mayor.
Yo.
Uh, I'll send you some stuff.
Okay.
Chat, what do y'all want me to play here?
Mercy.
I don't even know how to play Mercy, bro.
That's the funny part.
I was going to say, as far as YouTube goes, what they want to see.
Hold the mouse.
You're good.
Damn, Diddy was going bicycle riding?
Let's see this shit.
Hold on.
Let's see.
I've seen a few things happen, man.
The diddler is not, you know what I mean?
I keep telling you, man.
Listen, every time I tell y'all something, y'all probably think I'm lying.
Chad, can you guys hear that?
that?
You guys should be able to hear that.
His attorneys told him he retained attorneys and some of his old attorneys joined the new attorneys.
Thank you.
They told him in the last week after the raid, yo bro, act like an innocent man.
Oh, we got a game, right?
Move around, keep doing this thing, let us handle what's ahead.
We've seen him in five different situations in public schools.
Maybe that's the secret to getting quick games.
Just put on a video real fast and it'll pop us right in.
Yeah, I think so.
That's the secret right there.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I bear my burdens as best I can.
I'll take it.
I got some protein chips, guys.
That's what I'm eating right now.
Alright, let's go.
Let's rock these.
No, no, no.
Hell no, man.
Doritos is for losers.
It's Quest protein chips, man.
We go hard to paint, baby.
They have a Tracer as well?
Yeah, Doomfist up top.
Why they play so far away?
Yeah, I don't know what they're doing.
Tracer already had to recall I'm going for Ana - Bye.
Yeah, she has no nade.
Doomfist on us.
Doomfist on us.
Doomfist.
I'm shooting this Doomfist.
I'm shooting this Doomfist.
I'm trying to get him.
Need help.
Thank you.
Moira.
Mercy trying to...
Mercy right here.
Mercy right here, guys.
She's trying to...
She has a...
Tracer!
Oh, man!
You got it.
You got it, Myra.
Yeah, it was two of them.
Mercy and Sombra on me.
And Tracer.
There's three of them.
And she runs the Tracer.
Okay, I got naded, I guess.
Oh, shit.
The enemy is pushing their barricades.
You want fists on our Moira?
He's gonna have an overpowered punch.
You ran away.
Oh, he has a gun.
Sombra!
Sombra!
I'm on the Sombra!
She's one!
Come here, bitch!
If Sombra hack you, go fly off!
I got her, I got her, I got her!
Tracer on me?
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna vent your ass, ready?
Wait, I'm gonna die.
Okay, I got totally empty.
Let's get out, guys.
Mercy over here!
Mercy over here with Tracer.
Wow, she's pocketing the Tracer.
Doomfist on our Moira.
I got a visor by the way that we can use.
Oh no!
Wow!
Alright.
Tracer?
Tracer?
Oh, she ran, she ran.
Doomfist on our D.Va?
I'm shooting a Doom, I'm shooting a Doom, he's in that room.
Tracer 1, Tracer 1, good finish.
Got her too, let's go!
These kids are trash, let's go.
We got this, I got a visor by the way.
Two of them dead on their team.
I'm moving robot.
Doomfist in the back on our Hanzo.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Mercy dead, mercy dead.
Doom idiot in that room as well.
What?
I hear Tracer.
I don't know where she is.
Here she is.
Yep, she's on me.
Tracer ran away.
Scrubbed.
Where's the doom?
Sombra low, Sombra low.
Tracer on me?
Yep, yep, yep.
Wow.
Mercy's chasing me.
Bro.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Mercy is...
They chase me.
Oh, you're fucked.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, wait.
Damn.
My bad, my bad.
I'm good.
He chased me.
I'm on this Tracer.
She's low, she's low.
Wow!
UGH! These guys are so weird, bro.
Tracer and Doomfist on payload.
Hit him with the helix direct.
We can kill him.
We can kill him.
Tracer dead.
Tracer dead.
Doom idiot over here.
Fuck you.
You're gonna die today, boy.
Move that robot.
Move that robot.
We're tracing these scrubs.
Oh, on me.
I'm data mined.
We're appealing for you.
I'm shooting Doomfist.
Mercy.
Kiri.
Wait for it.
I backed up.
I backed up.
Doomfist on robot.
He's weak.
Doomfist is low.
Doomfist is low.
Good finish.
Idiot.
Hanzo low.
Nice.
Good finish.
Kiri low.
Kiri is low too.
Kiri low too.
Come here, bitch.
She's one shot, bro.
She's dead.
She's dead.
Good shit.
Doom idiot.
Right here.
Right here.
Oh, of course he meteor strikes.
Low?
Get fucked, dummy!
Good shit, man.
Stupid fuck.
Farrah now, Farrah, Farrah, Farrah.
Farrah one shot, Farrah one shot.
I'm melting this bitch.
Get rocked!
Carry, carry, carry?
She has to suzu herself?
Oh, lord!
Bro, I'm dead, man.
I'm dead.
It fucking...
I surrounded her.
There were three of them looking at me.
Goddamn.
Oh, they went far.
Farah.
I'm slowly going back.
They'll regret that.
Doomfist chasing you, Hanzo.
He missed his punch.
He's over here looking at me.
Okay, I'm not gonna...
Bro, I couldn't run, bro.
He was gonna punch me either way.
I think Nice nice Redeploying I'm gonna block payload Yeah from there Yeah from there Barra from there Mercy can't go Mercy go Mercy Mercy one Mercy I'm shooting Doom Restable restable restable Restable restable Oh, Pharaoh!
Oh, wow!
She's solo ulting me, man.
Scrub!
Yo, they literally EMP'd and solo ulted me, bro.
EMP and the Barrage, man.
At the same time.
I guess so.
Goofus on our Moira.
Yeah, nevermind.
Oh, Pharah!
I'm on her, I'm on her.
She backed off.
I got Visor.
I'll pop a visor What?
Mercy dead.
I don't know where she went.
She's around me somewhere.
Her I can die.
Oh, I see her.
Come here, bitch.
She's on the left.
She's on the left.
Yeah, no, I didn't get her, but she's on the left over there.
Oh, yeah, I'll see her.
Good shit.
Y'all got her?
Fira gone, though.
Mercy in the room over there.
Doom, idiot.
I need help with doom.
Where's she?
I'm looking.
Doomfist on you guys too.
Doomfist, Doomfist low, Doomfist low!
On the left.
Where's Kiri?
I don't see her.
Good finish.
Me and Mercy are on robot.
Where's the fear?
I'm trying to help y'all.
I see her.
I see her.
I'm shooting her.
I'm shooting her.
She has to drop down.
Good.
Nice.
Idiot.
They got Lucio now?
We got Lucio on here.
Him and Doom.
Lucio weak.
Lucio gone.
Let's fucking go.
Goddamn, China man.
You going crazy, bro.
Timmy go crazy.
I'm good.
Didn't even know what I did.
I can't control everyone Yeah, that was garbage I got plat I got plat support.
Let's go!
How close were you to Diamond 1, Marin?
What was that?
How close were you to Diamond 1?
I think like two or three more games and I'll get it.
What I am noticing though, the higher up you go, the more you see fucking like tracers and doom fists and sombras and annoying ass dive characters, the more you see fucking like tracers and doom fists and Thank you.
Thank you.
People like mobility in high ranks.
Yep.
Yeah, no, oh, man Yeah, what's up, what's up, bro?
Yeah, we're 8-0 now.
8-0?
Oh, yeah.
Is it 8-0?
I thought we were 6-0.
Yeah, yeah.
8-8.
8-0.
I checked.
8?
Okay.
Promise you it's 8.
Okay.
The beatings will continue, my friends.
Semito's on live right now too.
Semito's on live right now.
Semito's on live right now.
All right, let's go back to the video about Diddy.
Diddy. - We're gonna get a game now. - Let's see. - Situations that you would think that he wouldn't want to be in, except he seems very jovial.
He seems like he's unbothered.
This was the latest right here.
- Where's your brother?
- We got safe, buddy! - We got safe, buddy! - We got safe, buddy!
- No! - It's a time, right?
- I'm here! - It's a time, right?
- It's a time, right? - So he's riding the bike across the bridge from Star Island.
- You gotta see me there!
Stop took some pictures of some fans Okay Again, I don't want me saying what I believe he's doing means he's guilty or innocent again Again, I think he's listening to his lawyers.
So for the people who think he's stupid, no, I think he's listening to his lawyers.
Okay?
Yeah.
Now, after this, and this is another.
If you don't think that Diddy's lawyers are moving in full time, Not only are they trying to get him every appearance where he's just waving and shaking hands and kissing babies and all that type of shit.
They almost make him seem like a politician.
Yo, he's outside, but he's being a nice guy.
The next thing I've seen them do, remember when I said about the Misa Hilton thing?
They basically use her to try to create a narrative that the police are treating Diddy unlike anybody else who are black they would treat.
I told you that was PR based.
If you didn't believe that, look what...
And I told you, everybody else is gonna post something about Diddy and trying to get the conversation off Diddy.
And after a while, they come to people who...
Alright, we're gonna do one last game.
Is this your last one, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to leave.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's destroy these scrubs.
I'm about to cook.
Grum Master 76, I'm about to cook.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
I want to attack first.
Hey, Myron, they're saying they still see the video on the...
Yeah, yeah, I fixed it.
I fixed it.
Yeah bro.
These googly eyes thing is so fucking lame.
They need to get rid of it, man.
Yeah, it's up until April 9th, which is hella stupid, but whatever.
Hands down!
They got Ashe, Junker.
Oh, nice hook.
Nice hook.
Yo, up top.
Two up top.
Two up top.
Oh, another nice hook.
Kill that idiot.
Ashe is one shot up top.
That's two dead on her team?
I'm on the...
Yo, Doomfist on the right.
Oh, no, he backed off.
Good shit, good shit.
Somebody weak over.
I'm moving payload.
I'll move up a little bit.
Do him idiot, do him idiot Soldier on the right That's weird Oh, Doom idiot.
Doom idiot in here.
Dead, stupid fuck.
Kiri, dead.
Let's go!
Come here, Hana, you bitch!
Oh, shit!
She's won!
I'm dead.
Goddammit, I'm trash.
She died, she died, she died.
Yeah.
I'm healing you and doing damage.
They have Hanzo.
Moving payload.
Uh huh.
Ah, okay bro.
I'm on pig and people.
That's a little bit too easy.
He's up top.
Yeah, he's...
Bodren in the church.
Ana one shot.
Oh, Hanzo up top.
Hanzo above on top middle.
Hanzo top middle.
Doom idiot chasing me around payload.
Doom idiot still here.
He ran.
He ran top.
He's above.
He's weak up there.
Oh, get fucked, idiot!
Trash!
Trash!
I'm the captain now!
Good choice.
No fear.
This is no fear time?
Doom is on the right.
Top right.
Yeah.
Here he is.
Okay.
Doom one shot.
Dead.
Carry on point still.
Oh man!
Sojourn one shot on the right!
Hanzo top left!
Hanzo top left!
The hantus one.
The hantus one.
Fuck.
Nice.
You won this.
Use the cart.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Don't die.
Don't die.
Still got some fight in me.
Thank you.
Oh fuck.
Here, I'm gonna visor them from high ground.
I'm visoring these scrubs from high ground.
Y'all ready?
Let's go!
Bro, what the hell?
He killed me so fast.
Oh, bro.
Yo, he reflected your arrow, bro.
Oh, did he?
Yeah, he reflected your arrow at me, that's what killed me, yeah.
He ran away, he ran away.
Okay, good shit.
One shot on Sojourn, one shot!
Got her!
Sojourn dead!
That aim Chasing me Doomfist, Doomfist, Doomfist, Doomfist on payload.
Nice hook.
Doom idiot one.
Get fucked, idiot!
Sojourn, Sojourn.
Sojourn one, dead.
Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.
We got you.
We avenged you.
What?
Beside the point.
Beside the wall.
Genji, no reflect now?
Doom is weak.
Doom is weak over on the left.
Next to you, Hanzo.
He's chasing me?
Bruh.
Oh, man.
And here we go.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
This Doom is an idiot, bro.
He's annoying as hell.
Mercy, one shot top right?
Good finish, Moira.
Oh, Doom missed his punch?
Where's he at?
I'm with you, Moira.
I'm with you.
Genji, no reflect?
Doomfist on ball.
Doomfist on payload.
Do it for some payload.
Yeah, he is low.
He ran away.
Stop right.
He missed his punch.
He raises the Genji.
Genji, weak up there.
Genji, drop down.
Oh my god, man.
It's about to get real.
Ah, get down.
Two down.
They'll regret that.
I got one.
Nice.
Oh, no.
Doom is weak.
Doom is weak.
Doom is weak on the right.
Mercy is trolling.
Doom is literally one.
Genji on the right.
Oh, Mercy!
Oh, he meter-striked.
Mercy one, Mercy one, Mercy one.
Chase me, man.
I know mercy, I mean...
Rick, I know.
Annoying, bro.
We have time.
Alright, we got time.
I got a visor too.
Doom on the right?
He missed his punch?
He's on the left.
He's on the left.
this doom.
I'm gonna pop Visor.
I'm popping visor.
They're running.
Do them on me.
Cran a little bit of space.
Oh, I got Genji on.
Uhhh.
Got two back here.
The Doom's behind.
Doom is one behind.
They're all chasing me, but I think they're good for now.
Doom and Genji are gonna be back.
Me and Mercy are coming.
Uhhh.
Oh shit.
Ah, it's fine.
We just hold them.
Yeah, that was a very good push.
Score.
Two, zero.
Switching sides.
Repair your defenses.
select your hero Yo kangaroo you're a fucking dumbass I've been told you what the fuck is gonna happen, you dumbass.
I told you we're gonna address this shit later tonight.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You and Alien Popper are some fucking retards, man.
Holy shit, man.
Fucking losers, man.
You motherfuckers care way too much about Fresh.
I told y'all he's gonna address it later today, so shut the fuck up.
Goddamn!
Idiots, man.
Low IQ fucking retards on this shit.
Been told you fucking dumbasses, man.
You guys are some fucking women, bro.
All you guys care about is fucking drama.
Losers don't live a real fucking life.
You're so invested in freshest fucking shit.
I told y'all, he's gonna address this shit later tonight.
You dumbasses keep talking about it.
Shut the fuck up.
Goddamn.
Guarantee you got a triple fucking chin.
Shut the fuck up.
Holy shit, man.
Fucking losers man!
Killmfest is weak!
*Gunshot* Kuriko gone.
Soldier in one too.
Soldier in one below.
She ran away.
She ran away.
Don't even know the full story.
Comments and talking all this crazy shit, man.
Genji weak.
Genji weak.
Zarya over here.
You guys are so quick to believe some fucking 304.
You don't want to even hear fresh aside.
Bitch ass niggas on this shit, man.
Thanks.
Zarya 1, Zarya 1.
I'm shooting that bubble.
She's low below you, Moira.
Fucking...
Yup.
Shooting her right now.
She's low as hell.
She's getting pocketed by Mercy, but I can't...
Still shooting the Zarya.
Good finish.
Good finish, good finish.
I'm on to Genji.
He's won, he's won.
I couldn't fly.
He's won, Genji's won.
Did y'all get him?
Good shit, good shit.
Soldier in weak, she running.
Moira trying to chase you.
Zarya!
Zarya low as hell!
Zarya low!
Oh, she dropped.
Did she use her shield?
shield.
They got a McCree now.
Zarya low again.
Zarya low again.
She's charged up now though.
They're backing up, scrubs.
Enemy mop.
Taking high ground again.
Oh, Hanzo is low.
Hanzo low.
Guys, Hanzo low below the payload.
I think he ran away.
Someone's trying to come up behind us.
Yeah, someone's trying to come up behind us.
Oh, oh, all of them are here!
Oh shit!
Kariko dead?
You're a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Hanzo on me.
Hanzo's one.
Good finish, good finish.
Nice res, nice res.
I'm back.
Oh, I'm shooting the Zarya.
I'm on the Zarya too.
Zarya's low.
Zarya's still low.
She's getting pocketed by Moira.
I'm on Genji.
I'm on...
Genji using Reflect.
Genji one.
Genji one.
Got him, idiot.
Stupid.
Moira dead.
Moira dead.
No!
Sojourn got me.
Sojourn got me.
Okay, we have time.
Try to know that.
Yeah, we have time.
Run, Z. Don't run.
Run, bro.
They're not chasing Yeah, I'm Genji on the right!
Genji on the right!
Genji, one shot on the right!
Genji, one shot!
Good finish!
I'm shooting the fuck out this Zarya!
Oh, I'm done.
Damn it.
The payload.
That's fine.
We'll just melt them.
We held them for a very long time.
Okay, fuck.
I'll pick Zarya and trash this kid.
I got a...
I got a visor.
No, Genji ran.
I'm good now.
Listen, I'm going to contest them on the low ground, or you guys can fight them on the high ground, okay?
trying to her food is weak, i'm down Damn it, bro.
First loss.
I got that.
Alright, man.
No worries, man.
No worries, bro.
GG's, guys.
All right, later, man.
All right, let's see here.
Um...
Two chats.
Myron, I have a date tonight and need advice.
She doesn't want a drink, so I'm taking her to our restaurant.
But where should we go after eating?
I usually go food, bar, my place, part one.
Okay.
And then what's the second chat?
Kevin Terrell says boats and hoes.
Okay.
Do I still take her to the bar or nightclub to dance?
Or what's the middle move?
Or should I just suggest going to my place and listening to music and chilling right after food, part two?
Yeah, bro, just take her right to your place after, man.
Have a good mood over there.
There are just take a cheerleader please after.
So let's see here.
And then, you losers, Kangaroo and Justin James Martin is loyal to a fault, is going to take him to the grave.
Then yeah, I'd rather die a loyal person than die a bitch-ass nigga like you.
Justin James, you fucking loser.
Because for you, you know what?
When you guys say this stupid shit, loyal to a fuck, whatever, you know what I see with y'all?
You guys the type of dudes that when shit isn't going the way that you like or the way that you hope, y'all abandon shit.
When things aren't convenient anymore, right?
You guys abandon ship.
When the sun isn't out and it's not amazing and you're not making money as much as you think, or you're not as successful as it is, or people aren't talking shit about you, whatever, you're on the press.
Like, y'all are there when times are good.
But the real friends are showing when times are not good.
And...
What the fuck would I look like saying, oh no bro, I'm gonna turn my back on you now because you did some shit.
No.
And y'all don't even know the full story and you motherfuckers are over here talking shit.
So, I'd rather be loyal to a fall and take that to the grave and fucking die on my principles with a goddamn spine than be like you jellyfish motherfuckers.
No spine.
As soon as things become tough, I don't know if I can do it!
That's what sets me apart from you motherfuckers.
That's why I'm where I'm at right now, whereas you're over where you're at right now.
That's why you're commenting on my fucking shit.
You fucking loser.
Because you don't have a spine.
Because no one fucking respects you.
Because you're a fucking bitch.
That's why.
That's the reality.
That's why I'm where I'm at and that's where you're at.
That's why you're watching me and I'm not watching you.
You fucking loser.
Losers like Kangaroo and Justin James, etc.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You motherfuckers are on some loser shit, man.
Losers, bro.
As soon as things look crazy or as soon as things aren't on the up and up, you motherfuckers bail shit, man.
And that's the problem with so many fucking people.
That's why it's so tough to find a real one.
The reason why it's so tough to find a real one is because bitch asses like you.
Loyal to a fault.
What does that even mean?
Loyal to a fault.
I don't believe in that terminology.
I don't believe in that.
Loyal to a fault.
No, just fucking loyal.
Because the definition of loyal is sticking through thick and thin.
Okay?
There is no fault.
There is no loyal to a fault.
It's loyal.
You live on that principle and you die on that fucking principle.
But you guys are fucking soft, man.
That's the difference between me and you motherfuckers.
I'm a fucking killer.
I'm out here for real.
I don't fucking fold off of some shit.
If I came in with you, I'm gonna fucking die with you.
Period.
That's how the fuck it goes.
You bitch-ass niggas over here talking shit.
Oh, bro!
Loyal to a fault!
That doesn't even exist in my vocabulary.
There's no such thing as loyal to a fault.
If I rock with you, I rock with you.
That's it.
Fucking pussies, man.
You guys got no principles.
You motherfuckers are jellyfish, bro.
No fucking spine.
No spine, Justin James and all that shit.
You fucking losers.
You guys are fucking jellyfish.
That's what y'all niggas are, man.
You guys are extras in Spongebob.
Fucking jellyfish out here, man.
Then this dude Justin James said fresh light to me multiple times on a pod.
When did he lie to me, you fucking idiot?
When did he lie?
When did he lie?
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.
Justin James 24.
Fucking dumbass.
You don't know nothing.
He lied to you on the pod, bro.
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
nigga you don't know what the fuck you're talking about bro idiots bro Idiots, idiots, idiots.
They think that they know much more than you.
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about, man.
Fucking dumbasses think they know much more than you.
It's crazy, bro.
It's crazy.
Like, I don't understand how you guys hate Fresh so much, you guys talk so much shit, but you guys are here watching.
Like, bro, why do y'all watch people you don't like?
I don't get it.
Why do you watch people you don't like?
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Like, I would never watch someone I don't like.
Ever.
Never.
I would never watch someone I don't like.
If I don't rock with someone, I don't like their message or whatever, I just want to watch them.
Who cares?
I'm not going to fucking go over here and talk about their life and gossip like a little fucking female.
Like, I wouldn't do it.
I would just be like, nah, like, what the hell?
That's Gen Z for you.
That's Gen Z shit, man.
It's fucking weird, man.
At the end of the day, guys, Fresh, he's going to talk to y'all, right?
You know?
And you guys can go ahead and ask him your questions, whatever the fuck.
But like I said before, it's fucking crazy that you guys are trying to sit here and tell me, oh, why do you still stick with him, get him off the podcast, blah, blah, blah.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
Real talk, man.
Fuck you guys, bro.
Every single one of you ass clowns in the chat that's saying to bail on my friend, like, fuck y'all, man.
You guys got no fucking principles, man.
You guys got no fucking spine.
You guys got no fucking integrity because all I hear from you bitch-ass losers is, oh, times are tough.
You should bail.
Fuck you.
Alien Popper, fuck you too, nigga.
You fucking piece of shit, you loser.
All you do is come in the chat and talk shit too, man.
Fuck you too, man.
Real talk.
You fucking guys wanna come in the chat and talk shit, man?
Fuck y'all, man.
Kangaroo, what the fuck are you talking about wasn't loyal to organic?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fucking weirdos, man.
Like, you guys gotta understand.
You guys watch the shit, right?
You guys just watch the shit.
That's cool.
You don't have to be loyal to the people you watch.
That's fine.
But don't put me on the same metric as you motherfuckers.
Just because you guys can flip and flop on who you rock and who you don't doesn't mean that I'm gonna fucking do that shit.
All right?
Fucking alien pauper, man.
You're a fucking loser, too, man.
Call some of you bitch-ass niggas out in the chat, man.
Kangaroo, alien popper, just Justin James, dude.
Fuck you losers, man.
I don't even need to ban you.
I'll just cook you losers in the fucking chat.
Yo, I would love to see what some of y'all niggas look like that talk all this shit, too.
Oh, Fresh is a pug face.
Fresh looks like a frog.
I want to see what some of you loser niggas look like.
Real talk, man.
Fucking losers.
Guarantee you motherfuckers got triple chin look like fucking shit talking shit about Fresh, man.
You fucking hating ass motherfuckers.
Constantly talking shit about freshers looks, man.
I see you bitch-ass niggas in the chat too.
Oh, Fresh is ugly.
Fresh is ugly.
What the fuck do y'all niggas look like?
Drop your Instagram if you got balls, Alien Popper.
You want to talk this shit in my fucking chat?
This isn't even a fucking chat with Fresh and you want to sit in here and talk shit about Fresh?
Drop your fucking Instagram, you bitch-ass nigga.
You Kangaroo Justin James.
Drop your shit.
All you guys have been doing is talking shit about Fresh in the fucking chat, saying that he's ugly and shit.
Drop your Instagrams, man.
You fucking dorks.
You pussy motherfuckers.
So I could cook y'all niggas, man.
You wanna sit there and talk about Fresh is a fucking ugly, he tricks all girls, there's no way he gets bitches.
Cool, let's see what y'all niggas look like.
You guys wanna do the ad hominems?
Cool, I do the ad hominems too.
I'll fucking turn this Switch stream off and cook you guys into oblivion.
I'll make that shit rumble only.
I'll give you guys the fucking attention and fame that you motherfuckers are looking for.
Let's fucking go, y'all.
I wanna talk shit about my friend, man.
Let's go!
Drop your shit!
Drop your shit, pussies.
You got my attention.
Drop your shit.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see how tough you are now.
You can't hide behind a keyboard once I know what the fuck you look like, motherfucker.
Constantly wanna talk shit about my boy, man.
Bitch-ass niggas, man.
How?
I threw the immortality field.
That's alright.
Peter, Andy, go away.
Are you too?
How am I a hypocrite, you fucking loser?
Tell me I'm a hypocrite, man.
Good chance, nigga, man.
Just in here talking shit.
*Skills* *Skills* I can't believe
it.
I can't believe it.
You guys wanna constantly talk shit about my friends, man.
Fuckin' losers, bro.
Right here.
Sojourn on point.
Cook them.
*Burp* *Burp* If they say in my play of the game, I think they're going to call me cheating.
I one club two people.
It's going to be that or it's going to be like, wow, this range is crazy because it's gold to diamond.
I got damage boost, so I one club Yep.
Just as expected.
Alien Popper, this fucking other loser.
Don't want to drop their IGs.
Y'all been talking the most shit about Fresh, man.
I'm not Fresh.
You guys can go ahead and criticize them about the baby shit, but y'all niggas want to talk shit about them in my chat?
Cool.
I'm about to cook you boys.
Drop your shit, motherfuckers.
I ain't getting no girl pregnant, allegedly, so I'mma cook y'all niggas.
Keep talking about him in my chat.
I'mma cook y'all.
Let's go.
Drop your shit, man.
You motherfuckers want to sit here and talk shit on the internet from the pleasure of your, uh, the protection of your keyboard?
I'mma cook y'all boys, man.
I'll turn this Twitch chat off and cook you guys to oblivion.
You guys will never want to watch Fresher Fit again because I'll cook you until you cry, bro.
I will not hold back.
I will absolutely roast you like it's a fucking playground in 1999, bro.
I'm going to bully the hell out of some of y'all niggas, man.
There ain't no safe space over here.
Let's go.
Drop your shit, Elliot Pauper.
Drop your shit, kangaroo.
Motherfuckers want to sit here and talk shit about Fresh all day, talk about his looks and be ad hominem and how do you get this girl?
He looks like a frog and he's black.
Cool, let's go.
I'll cook you ugly niggas, man.
Fucking cowards, bro.
Tired you motherfuckers Drop your shit alien popper I Kangaroo, you too, you fucking pussy.
Let's go!
Got an immortality field here.
It's not over.
As expected, they don't got nothing to say.
Cool.
If you don't got nothing to say, then stop talking shit about Fresh, bro.
On my fucking stream.
It's annoying as hell.
Wait till we do our show.
I told y'all already.
Hear his side of the story first before you niggas got something to say.
You guys are so quick to believe a IG thought over everything, man.
Fucking pathetic.
You guys call yourselves red pill men.
We're aware of female nature.
We're not simps.
Y'all niggas over here believe in some fucking bitch.
Believe everything she says.
Fucking simps, man.
Y'all the real simps.
Real talk, man.
Don't even give a man the benefit of the doubt.
Hear his side of the story, you fucking pussies.
You guys are the problem.
You guys are the fucking problem.
Y'know the reason why MeToo is a fucking thing, you bitch-ass niggas?
Fucking idiots, bro.
Believe these fucking sluts.
Don't even hear his side and you motherfuckers wanna fuckin' sit here and believe some fuckin' thought.
score one to one okay go Zarya These phenomena bear further investigation.
Wait, you wanna run Zarya on well?
Yeah, you use Zarya, they got D.Va.
You can counter it.
Those people were criminals.
So were we.
Look at my damage.
I will kill them all if you can counter D.Va.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
Finally, a real competition.
Alright, unfocused, man.
We're gonna rock him this time.
Let's go.
I'll go hook.
Lucio gone.
Lucio gone.
Hog on the right.
Hog on the right.
No hook on him.
No hook on him.
No hook.
I'm with you, soldier.
I'm with you.
Oh, what happened?
Headpoint.
Oh, no.
I'm with you.
Oh, what happened?
Headpoint.
I'm with you.
Lucio weak, er, Lucio weak on the side here.
How the fuck did these dudes get the point?
Cause they took two and put him in the well.
On and on left, on and on left, one shot.
Good finish.
We're killing this Mei bro, she's one.
We got it we got it We got point Hog running.
Yeah, there's only one healer right now.
Yo, Hog on the right, Hog on the right, Hog on the right, Hog on the right, Hog on the right.
She doesn't handle them.
Lucio weak Trying to keep you up Zarya Nooo I got you, I got you.
I'm literally healing you through the window.
You're good.
Don't get hooked.
Hog dead?
Soldier one?
Soldier dead?
Let's go!
I'm cooking right now!
Let's fucking go!
Not talking to brain-dead haters and I start roasting these boys.
Okay.
We're down 2. We're down 2. We're down 2.
Okay.
Yup, he has no hook.
What's his hook cooldown?
Is it six or eight seconds?
He's dead.
Idiot.
May 1 on the left!
May 1 on the left!
Good finish.
Lucio dead.
Idiot.
Good shit, man.
Attack dual visor activated.
Viva!
Let's fucking go!
They got fucked.
22,000 damage.
Goddamn, Russ.
Uncle Sam, I've never said abortion's ever the solution.
I've never said that, bro.
Ever.
Stop putting fucking words in my mouth.
I've never once said that.
Hay streaming so...
Never once said that bro.
Yeah.
Nine and one, man.
9-1, yep.
Uncle Sam, don't put fucking words in my mouth, bro.
I've never said that before ever, man.
The fuck you talking about, man?
Never said that before in my life, man.
Y'all niggas be in here just making shit up, bro.
Making shit up, man.
Making shit up, man.
Making shit up, man.
Oh, when it said there's never an excuse to kill children in the tweet, that's when I was talking about Israel-Palestine, bro.
That's what I was talking about.
See, man?
People just be...
See, that's what I'm trying to say, bro.
Like, people be putting...
Trying to put me in a fucking box or say, oh, no, you said this.
No, I was speaking specifically about killing children in Palestine with the bombings going on over there.
That's what I was talking about, man.
Never said that shit, man.
This Uncle Sam dude don't know what the fuck he's talking about, man.
I was talking about killing children in Gaza.
That's what I was talking about.
And we're not TradCons over here, guys.
Yes.
We're not traditional conservatives.
We've told you guys this a million fucking times we're not tradcons.
If we weren't tradcons, we wouldn't have a dating podcast.
Think about that for two seconds.
We have a dating podcast where we teach y'all how to be attractive, how to get chicks, how to get laid.
If we were trad-cons, we wouldn't have that.
So don't put us in this fucking trad-con box that you guys are trying to do right now.
We're not trad-cons.
Period.
I've told y'all this a million times.
We disagree with a lot of things they say.
We agree with a lot of things they say and we disagree with a lot of things they say.
But we're not religious over here.
We're not traditional conservatives.
We've told you guys this a million fucking times, bro.
If you guys want trad-cons, go watch The Daily Wire.
We're not TradCons over here, man.
Let Fresh speak for himself later, man.
Like, y'all niggas are so quick to just take some random thought side, bro.
This shit is crazy.
This shit's annoying.
Trying to tell me, oh, nah, man, bail on your friend, bro.
Like, yo, he's bad for the brand, bro.
Oh, fuck y'all niggas, man.
Then guess what?
The brand is done, then.
Because I'm not going nowhere.
The fuck, man.
Incredible.
Do you motherfuckers not realize that I got almost 20 real estate- I'm actually gonna close my 20th real estate property on fucking Monday.
Do y'all not realize that I make enough passive income that I'm good and I don't have to worry about this shit?
Do you guys understand that I'm not for fucking sale?
Do you guys know that my soul belongs to me and I'm not gonna fucking turn my back on my friends?
Do you guys not fucking get that shit?
This shit could go down tomorrow.
It doesn't fucking matter.
I'm fine.
So I don't need to fucking sell my soul, alright?
I'm not turning my back on my fucking friends, period.
That's why the fuck I built up my real estate portfolio so I could have a fucking spine unlike you jellyfish motherfuckers over here.
You motherfuckers need to be politically correct.
You motherfuckers need to be nice to everyone.
I don't.
I fucking don't.
Alright?
So I don't need to fucking sit here and appease you pieces of shit.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
If you don't like me, you don't like Fresh, then fuck you.
Why are you even here?
I don't got to fucking bend the knee for you motherfuckers.
Fuck out of here, man.
That's why I built my fucking real estate profile so that I could go ahead and tell y'all niggas, fuck you if you don't like us.
You don't like Fresh?
Fuck you.
Alien Popper?
Fuck you.
Kangaroo?
Fuck you.
You haters out here that want to talk shit about Fresh Cobble Puggies and losers, blah, blah.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
Real talk.
And I built my real estate portfolio, tell you motherfuckers, suck a fucking dick.
I'm worth six million plus.
That's my fucking net worth six million plus.
So I can tell you motherfuckers, fuck off.
I do what the fuck I want to do.
I stand by who the fuck I want to stand by.
I want to stand by Andrew Tay, I'm going to do that.
I want to stand by Andrew Fresh, I'm going to do that.
Stand by Sneaker, I'm going to do that.
Fuck y'all niggas, I'm not for sale.
You fucking pussies.
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
I don't want to play fucking video games.
I fucking will.
I bust my ass to get to this fucking point.
I built a portfolio to get to this fucking point so I can tell y'all niggas, fuck off.
I don't turn my back on my friends, you fucking bitch-ass jellyfist motherfuckers.
I don't apply your principles.
Fucking pussies, man.
Triple chin, fat piece of shit.
Probably having sweat in 10 days because you motherfuckers don't exercise trying to tell me what the fuck to do.
Fuck up out of here, man.
Testosterone is fucking 51 trying to tell me how to fucking live my shit, man.
Fuck out of here, man.
Y'all niggas are fucking losers.
Some y'all, man.
Pog no hook right now.
I need you.
Scratch.
Stay behind me, Riggs.
You're going to be fine.
You're hurting.
I'm hurting.
I hear Reaper.
I'm with you.
Someone said this is coping.
Cool then bro, call it coping!
You don't stand by your friends?
You wanna call that coping?
Cool, bro.
Fuck you.
Don't give a shit what you gotta say, man.
You will fucking know nobody talking shit on the internet.
This is coping, bro!
Standing by your friends is coping, bro!
The Chastanaga's man.
Time to res our tank somehow.
Yep, here we go.
Yeah, Reaper on me right now.
Ah, shit.
Not a team.
Call loyalty coping.
Fucking losers, man.
You motherfuckers wonder why bitches don't fuck with y'all niggas, because you got no fucking spine, bro.
I'm bashing up top.
I'm bashing up.
Reaper up top.
Fuck.
Knew that was coming.
Die!
My heart's still beating, so let's go!
Objective loss.
Stopping you up.
Stop the payload.
They're going to love me!
*Money's back* Monkey here on the left, weak.
*Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* *Money's back* Hold on, there's a monkey and a reaper up there.
Monkey run!
It just reapered.
Oh, that's just Reaper.
Our tank's down.
Monkey low, good finish.
Someone's coming up on us.
There's a Ripper.
Let them out!
Oh.
No one.
Okay.
Oh.
Ripper, be loyal, man.
I was this guy.
Just take him on me.
Doctor's orders.
Monkeys, low.
Heh.
Reaper teleporting above Oh, Reaper up here
THEY CAN BRING THESE AND START TO MOTIVATE HE WORKS PAGE
That dude shot the dragon from the other side of the- I wanna return.
Reaper here.
I'm shooting him.
He's...
Yeah.
Reaper's still above.
This Reaper teleported to me.
Yeah.
I need heal!
Sorry.
No one.
Dead bro.
Yo, switch this team chat, guys.
So there's team.
Yeah, who the fuck are you talking to, kid?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to, you fucking loser.
But you need to shut your fucking face right now.
You need to shut the fuck up right now, dude.
You need to shut the fuck up.
That's why you're talking the way that you would, because you could hide behind your keyboard, you fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
You scrub.
Number one, I just joined the team chat right now.
Shut your fucking face.
Didn't hear you say shit Monkey jumping
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop bitching.
We're gonna win this game, alright?
Yeah, we're gonna fucking win because we're gonna carry your Saria, so shut the fuck up and stop bitching.
Why the fuck did you just alt there?
You're a fucking retard!
What the fuck?
And it's not the healing.
Your positioning fucking sucks.
That's the fucking problem, by the way.
FYI. It's okay, though.
We're gonna carry your sorry ass.
We just joined a team chat.
So just...
How about this?
You shut the fuck up and listen to what we're gonna tell you during the game and you're gonna win.
You're playing with a diamond and a fucking grandmaster.
You fucking scrub.
So shut your fucking face.
We'll carry your sorry ass to victory.
Just play better positioning and stop fucking getting killed.
Yeah, he does not make me angry.
Another day.
You're the one fucking bitching about healing.
You're the angry one.
I mean, pretty justifiable, you know?
You went five and eight, bro.
Like, dude, like...
I was healing you a bunch, by the way, FYI. Bro, our Mercy has 10,000 plus healing.
She was healing your dumbass the whole time.
Like, bro, the Mercy's been fucking healing your dumbass the whole time.
Your positioning fucking sucks.
You don't take cover.
You're out in the fucking open.
You're fucking retarded.
You do alts randomly for no fucking reason.
The other outtake is outplaying you.
That's why you're fucking dying, dummy.
It's not fucking us.
Holy shit, man.
All you do is fucking bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
You're not even good enough to be complaining like this Fucking scrub Do you have a job?
Excuse me?
You're asking me if I have a job?
Oh man, if you only fucking knew.
What is it then?
No, it's no job.
Play the fucking game.
Okay, so you're in between jobs?
Hahaha.
See?
We were just pocketing you the whole time and you died because you fucking don't know how to use cover.
Kind of really nice.
We're literally pocketing you right now.
Let's go!
Let's push in!
Let's push in, man!
Reaper behind!
What the fuck?
Dude, did you...
The Bastion didn't say a word.
No one said anything, dude.
No one was talking at that point.
Nice try, though.
- You see him up, right?
- Yup, I see him. - Reaper behind y'all. - I kinda wanna leave this area yelling at you.
Reaper dead.
Bro, we were literally both healing you and you died.
Fucking terrible, bro.
Positioning is bad.
One shot.
One shot on this idiot.
One shot on the Orisa.
Like you just ulted out of nowhere Dude is 6 and 12 man.
We We can get this Arisa.
We can get this Arisa right now, she's weak.
She's ice-thog too.
*repeat* Arrest a 1!
Orisa won.
She's weak.
Dead.
Echo dead.
Fucking go, man.
Goddamn.
Oh, you're happy now?
Who the- Bro, shut the fuck up, man.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You are not good at this game and you're fucking talking shit.
You are literally not fucking good at this game, dude.
What are you, a gold-level DPS? What are you?
Are you a gold-level DPS trying to talk shit to me?
I'm saying that you're- you're over here yelling.
That's a little weird.
No.
You fucking suck.
Shut your fucking mouth and play!
Shut your fucking mouth!
Hop left.
Talking shit about what else you got going on.
How about I'm a fucking rich multi-millionaire famous, dumbass?
How about that?
You fucking retards that you want to go ahead and talk the money route.
Trying to talk shit.
Yeah, I'm better than you in everything in fucking life.
This game, money, get more bitches than you, fuck more bitches than you, better than you in everything.
You fucking suck at everything you do.
That's the fucking difference.
You fucking loser.
You want to feel better now?
What else you got to fucking say?
What you got to say now, asshole?
I'm better than you in this game and in real life.
You fucking scrub.
Fucking suck.
This fucking biscuit retard.
Talking shit, man.
This fucking biscuit retard.
Yeah, shut the fuck up now.
Now you feel stupid, don't you, dummy?
talking all this shit.
Got the monkey.
I'm on you, I'm on you, I'm on you.
I'm on you.
Monkey weak too.
I'm ulting to save you.
There we go.
Monkey one shot.
Got you, got you.
Reaper top right, Reaper top right.
Biscuit, you fucking suck bro.
You can't even wall off properly.
Fucking terrible, man.
Wait, so now you're mad again?
No, you fucking suck, bro.
I'm literally watching you play.
You fucking suck, bro.
Holy shit.
Are you mad or happy?
No, I'm fucking laughing at your dumb ass because you suck.
We're going to carry you to victory still, but goddamn you trash.
Fucking laughing at your dumb ass.
You're gonna be so happy.
Let's go, Miranda.
Run, run, run, run.
Yeah.
Ah, monkey, don't mean.
That could have gone bad.
Kill me, Adam.
30 seconds.
I just need a kill.
Alright, we got 26 seconds.
I go on the right.
Reaper one.
What?
God damn it.
Yeah.
What can you do, bro?
We had a sucky-ass tank and a sucky-ass secondary DPS, man.
Dudes are fucking terrible, man.
Good game guys.
11 and 15.
Shut your fucking mouth now.
You're 11 and 15.
Good game guys.
Look at your stats.
Dumbass.
GG guys.
Doing 11 and 15.
Trying to talk shit.
Fucking scrubs, man.
Good game, man.
I hope your games feel better.
I hope your games feel better.
Yo, China man cooking, baby.
Try the man cooking.
Don't give them attention now, Maren.
Don't give them fucking attention.
Let's play the game.
Dudes are fucking terrible, man.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, man.
Alright, we're 9-2.
My mouse is tripping.
I don't know why.
The chat going crazy.
They're like, yo, China man cooking him.
China man cooking the bat.
Bossboy says, sorry I'm a scrub, but can you give me the line to get her back to my place?
How's this as I finish paying the bill?
Listen back to my place.
We can listen to some music and chill.
Or what would you say?
Giselle, I'm going to take you somewhere cool.
Boom.
Done.
Yeah, Maren.
The tank and the DPS in our game, They're literally the guy in your chat.
You think they're in the chat?
I don't think they're in the chat, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, the people like that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The talk shit in your chat.
And the talk shit in your game.
The nobodies and the fucking still talking shit.
And doing the so baddest game ever.
- Trash. - My alien pauper, you over here talking shit about fresh, but you said you sent Icy a gift in the mail, Like, nigga, you're a simp.
Nigga, see, that's what I'm trying to say.
You guys that criticize Fresh and talk shit about Fresh, y'all niggas are fucking mouth-breathing, stomach-hanging-over-your-belt-line fucking simps, man.
You motherfuckers be sitting there behind your keyboard talking shit, but y'all niggas look like ABBA. Like, bro, get the fuck up out of here, man.
Holy man!
Y'all niggas be sitting here talking shit about fresh, y'all niggas be simps, bro.
Send an IC in the mail, she don't know who the fuck you are, bro!
She don't give a fuck who you are!
You over here sending her fucking gifts in the mail, you fucking loser!
But you got the fucking gall to come in my chat, talk shit about fresh, you fucking dork, piece of shit, mouth breathing, retarded, 29 IQ, having, fucking probably studied like this in fucking middle school, probably took a short bust of your entire school career, you fucking weirdo!
Don't get girls in real life, man!
Yeah, you know how they think in the chat.
And you know how they talk in the game, the fucking trash team is.
We only need to know how they look like.
Drop your fucking Instagram. - Someone asked if I see, no, I didn't see the video.
Them niggas made a video?
Oh.
Again.
Okay.
That's like video 40 now.
Who cares, bro?
No one...
Bro, real talk, nobody knows who I'm gonna preach are.
Like, nobody...
Like, these niggas are on YouTube only, bro.
Like, if you fucking search them on TikTok or on Instagram or whatever, nobody gives a fuck about those niggas, man.
They're not relevant.
They're really not relevant.
They only get relevance when they talk about us.
Some bum-ass commentary YouTube channel, man.
And I was a bitch.
I've been told to fight me.
He knows what's gonna happen.
He'll never put on gloves to fight me because he knows I'll fucking rock his shit, man.
Also, the girl, I told you, the fucking local people in Shanghai are weird.
Is that where she's from?
She from Shanghai?
Oh, okay.
in Shanghai weird as fuck.
They think that they're better than everyone else in the world.
- Oh shit.
- Yeah, but majority people in Shanghai, they're from the other places.
If they're locals, oh man.
Yeah.
Well, that explains why she's a weirdo.
But, uh...
Probably.
Alright, we got a game.
Welcome to Samoa.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
This Peter Nedegwa guy been talking shit the whole night.
Yo, Peter.
I just got a question for you, bro.
If you don't like me, why are you on this stream, bro?
I'm genuinely curious.
Explain yourself.
Why are you here, bro?
Why are you here?
Switch team chat.
Switch team Why are you here bro?
I heard you chase doomfist out of new body Yeah.
I just want to see what his explanation is.
One, round one, capture the objective.
Myron, they're telling you to delete so you can keep your twitch.
Feeling bitter?
I haven't said nothing crazy You're a Reaper Tracerbind Let's get you all better.
A round of healing.
I'm reloading.
Give me a second.
You're completely healed.
I'm reloading.
Here we go.
I'm reloading.
Look at my...
Yeah, they chased me.
Ugh.
Ugh, I didn't have a light in time.
My heart's still beating.
Affirmative.
So let's go!
I am outside.
What?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Let me tend to that.
Little medicine goes a long way.
I got you, I got you.
Nice, nice, nice.
I got a window.
They're running.
Oh, she did an ult.
That was a good ult.
Yeah pocket the soldier.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll help this Orisa.
Your left.
Far left.
Oh no.
Fucking lucky Gilex.
*Mario's voice* Big pick, big pick, big pick.
*Mario's voice* Lucio one on the right.
Annoying bastard.
He's one.
Aw....
Yeah.
Soldier on the bottom right.
Soldier bottom right.
She's for Cesaria.
She's getting charged up though.
They got a Winston now.
I got a window here in a second.
This one!
I'll throw it right here, bro.
I'm on this Winston.
The Zarya's dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
We got one more fight.
It's fine.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
I've got you in my sights.
Yep.
I've got you in my sights.
Alright, we got this next one.
It's not over till it's over.
Score.
Zero.
to what?
Hixi says, YTF nerds here If you don't like the content, just put your phone down and touch grass.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck- how the fuck did I get zero?
I was focusing on healing this fucking guy, man.
Uh, because that Orisa was taking a lot of damage.
Alright, I'm gonna do a little bit more damage on this round.
We're gonna win this shit, we're gonna win this shit.
This Symmetra, I don't think this Symmetra is a good pick either, but whatever.
I just need a little healing and I'll get back.
Monkey jumping on us up on the top.
Tracer's on the right.
Soldier on the right.
Soldier on the right.
Ah, shit.
They're coming!
Coming on the right!
Coming on the right.
Soldier under-- aww.
Oh, Krico!
Heh!
The rocket.
That wasn't my best shot Thanks for the
He was almost out of mech Holy shit, man
I'm not out of mech, man I'm not out of mech, man I'm not out of mech, man I'm not out of mech I'm not out of mech, man I'm not out of mech, man Tracer on me.
They're recalled on the left.
Good shit.
I got a window.
Let's get on with it.
Stay with me.
Look at me, Maren.
Stay with me.
Over there!
It never happened.
Thanks for the help.
Over there!
Enemy here!
How to go?
Found an enemy!
I've got you in my skin.
I got a window.
Let them out.
They're getting so stuck.
This fucking D.Va, get this bitch up!
D.Va's out of mech?
Yeah, I am, I am, but yo, there's a D.Va, there's a soldier behind you, bro, just shooting you in the back.
Soldier one shot below!
Bro.
Oh my god, man.
I'm just focusing on fucking healing, bro, and it's just...
Ugh.
oh Keep on the right
Heroes never die I'm here on your way I'm here Tracer on your right, bro.
I'm with you.
Luc- Kariko on the left, weak.
Tracer on you, Tracer on you, got her.
Lucio behind you.
Lucio behind you, one shot.
He's to the-- there's a-- Lucio behind you, soldier.
Zarya here in front.
Zarya weak is in front.
Oh my god, bro.
There's an enemy here.
Overtime.
*Sigh* Ah, servers up top.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
We're outnumbered!
Single game to me.
Your carry is here!
Round and hit!
Down.
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* That was the worst game I played all day.
By far the fucking worst game I played, man.
Holy shit.
Shout out to Exumarion, you thought you leased property?
Didn't realize you were living rent-free in all these mines.
Yeah, man.
It's fucking crazy, bro.
Like, they're over here coming in here and just, like, talking about freshness situation is fucking crazy.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up because they're all top right.
*Gunshot* Zarya one shot.
Sorry, one shot below.
Pretty weak.
Alright, ants I healed Go to the field Careful Reach in up Here with the fuel Thanks Heroes move a guy
We shall not stand by me Tactual visor activated
*Sounds of damage*
Alright, is Genji here?
Genji won.
Dead.
Idiot.
Oh, shit.
McCree's.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow!
That was an immortality field.
I'm dead.
Yeah I'll go team.
I got a window.
I'm gonna put it here around the corner.
She's one.
That Zarya is charged up man.
I'm helping you out!
I'm glad you got your name.
Everyone's getting better.
Zarya, are we-?
Agon, we're ready!
We're ready!
Ah...
The rare mortality field down.
Fire at the will!
Not the kill to miss!
10 seconds!
It's like the moon's gonna blow this monster!
Yeah, let's go.
Got you we got you we just have by this one.
reaper He's gonna ult.
Dude.
Dude.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I got a window.
Where do you guys Sorry one Keep on going, go, go, go, go, go.
Reaper.
And Kuriko.
Kuriko, one.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Don't overheat, come on.
Yo, Bap, you gotta do more healing than enemies.
Bro, I have almost 5,000 fucking healing.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to get all honesty what bro there's He's such a new hero.
The crown of left I think Bro, they're Ash, man.
I'm not playing Ana, bro.
Our fucking Ashe is getting outplayed.
You guys need all the fucking DPS you can get at this point.
And this Zarya is just right in front of you and you didn't do shit, bro.
Like what the fuck man?
Chill out.
Fucking... like you...
How about you stop being fucking trash and we'll be straight.
I don't mind.
Let's get the more negative.
Physical, privyete.
Here we come.
30 seconds remaining.
Defending until the end.
My ultimate is charging.
I've been calling him nonstop.
What happened?
Huh?
Hold on.
Get the Zarya!
I will not let you fall!
Deuce!
Score!
Zero to two.
Switching sides.
Yo, we have a further in one of the houses.
What?
We have a problem with one of the houses.
They cut the water.
Really?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Okay.
And we have to pay it today, because otherwise they won't have worth it.
Which, uh, alright.
Which, uh...
It's fine, no problem.
We'll just get on the fucking Miami Dade website.
Another day, another battlefield.
What was that?
They've been calling you?
Yeah.
Alright.
Glad to be here.
Still not used to such good company.
You can't write in!
Not so sure about that.
But I try.
Hello.
You sure you want me keeping you alive?
I am a human, after all.
A helpful human would certainly be a welcome change of pace.
Supply and damage increase!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack for Mason.
Escort the payload Torb 1 Torb 1
You can't spell it, you can't spell it.
I got you.
I got you.
Zarya is fired.
We killed Zarya.
Zarya won.
Try the one, try the one.
No, no flims or anything.
Kill carry, kill carry.
Zarya's on a behind.
I'll hit 20 HP back there.
Rapper off her!
Zarya can die.
No, no, I can't.
Follow me!
It's not over yet.
Come back, come back.
We've only got one healer.
I am grateful.
Doctor's aria hat.
This aria is carrying them man.
Keeping you guys up as best I can.
Holy shit, I don't know how you guys didn't die.
Immortality field, man.
Ana, weak.
Sorry, I threw a bubble on her.
Back up, back up, back up.
Come back, come back.
Fire yourself.
Kill her.
Damage is TP.
Annihilation is upon them.
Greetings.
They will be annihilated.
Put them in the ground.
You are safe with me.
I'm not with you guys.
Can y'all drop and come back to the team?
What am I doing?
She ran.
Which address is it?
Which property is it?
Which one?
Okay.
You know the website to get on there?
Shut the fuck up!
Back up, back up!
I don't wanna hear you talking again!
Shut the fuck up!
Take everything from them!
Get the tank!
Get the tank!
Get in here!
I'm the cream of the crop!
Be careful I need you I complete recovery You are safe with me I need you to die Heroes never die The tank can die
Oh shit I got res right into Bob, yeah Well I can't It's all good.
Me too, bro.
We have two ults.
Almost three.
And we got four minutes.
three minutes Go, go, go.
No turret.
He's won!
He's won!
Behind you!
I got her!
I got her!
Yo, the Mercy is pocketing the Bastion, man.
Killed me with one bomb, bro.
Sigma on the right.
Buy to have a window.
Buy to have a window.
I'm gonna pop it here soon.
Take one, take one.
Who am I have to back up with?
We might have to back up.
Back up.
we just lost our soldier and our mercy.
Alright, let's go.
Push up.
Our choice was back Went to pop window No, pop window man.
Bro, why are you following me?
What are you doing, Arisa?
Why are you following me?
Bro, what the fuck?
I don't know where else.
Don't fucking fuck me, Arisa.
What is your deal?
He's windowed.
This Bastion is getting pocketed by the Mercy, bro.
And the bomb is...
Alright let's go.
I'm shooting a sigma.
Tuna Sigma.
Oh, you're anti dude.
Wrist on, heal it.
You're fucking useless!
I'm talking to you!
That's Han's old man.
Yeah, he's gonna report you.
That's what he's gonna do.
That's so good.
You got the hand and you got a multi-key you can report me.
That's so good.
That's 100% what he's going to do.
That's what they always do when they get mad.
Reporting you, bro.
These games are a lot harder, man.
are all looking at me.
The zero pressure in the front.
Yeah.
But also, the Hans owner team wasn't doing shit, bro. the Hans owner team wasn't doing shit, bro.
He was pushing with the ERISA, and the ERISA was fine with the Sigma, and the Hanzo couldn't kill him.
Yeah, the Sigma are looking at me, and zero pressure in the front.
DPS, tank, they're all looking at fucking me.
I just told you, come back, come back, come back!
A gold player told me how to play this fucking game.
I'm messing.
I was trying to follow you, but every time I turned around, everybody was so low.
And it was like, dude, what do I do?
And let them know.
It's okay.
Fucking useless anyway.
What did the tank do?
What did the fucking other DPS do?
Fucking useless.
There's this one.
I got one to use.
Are you playing support?
They're asking if you can turn up the team chat volume, Myron.
The team chat volume?
It's up.
Hold on, let me go.
Oh, wait, you're live?
Yeah, I'm streaming, yeah.
Oh, shit, okay.
How did they know?
Poor Angie.
Yeah, Angie didn't know I was streaming, yeah.
They're saying, Chinaman go crazy.
Yo, Chinaman, they like when you rage on these dudes, man.
I told you we're a fucking rush hour in this.
Yeah, we rushed around this bitch.
China man going crazy.
The fuck are you?
You fucking suck Yo No, no.
I was going to say put that one in there.
It's not it because it won't let me put the last two digits.
So this is not it.
Wait, it's a credit card number?
No, it's for the water.
It's for the account.
Oh!
Yeah.
Like an easy account number for the water account?
Yeah.
You two have it in there, no?
Hold on.
Here, give me the laptop.
Fucking landlord problems, man.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm gonna write everything down because I'll do this for you because this cannot happen again.
They be blowing up my phone today.
What the fuck?
What are they talking about?
It's right here.
Yeah, I just paid.
Oh, okay.
I just paid, but I'm going to roll it to the auto-pay thing.
You want to make it auto-pay?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, just put the Amex gold on it.
Yeah, I know.
That's the one.
I know, but I need the account number for this.
Do you like this?
Look, people, I got mine on this.
What's that supposed to mean, though?
I like drum.
I don't know.
I just thought it was funny.
Yeah, that's why I put it here, because you like drum.
It's your precedent.
That's the sound that some of these weirdos be making when they watch it fresh.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, get the...
Get my credit card.
Shit.
Yeah, guys, Angie, I'm managing my properties.
So one right now, we've got to cover a water bill for one of the houses.
Yeah, Angie, this is the account number right here.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Give it to me.
Yeah, that's the account number.
And then you just put that.
And then put the Amex Gold as the...
Okay.
For the thing.
Yeah, the 3-0...
Yeah, for 3055, yeah.
You have the wallet?
Do you have my wallet?
Yeah, it's right here.
Oh, you got it?
Okay.
I should have the Amex there.
I like to play hot.
I know, what's my aim?
It's weird.
I always turn the heat off when I game.
Alright, we gonna we gonna cook.
Switched team chat Yeah, yeah, of course football is it a game kid?
Okay, so you you covered that that that So that water bill's good.
We're done with that one, right?
They called you this morning?
Well, it's good now.
Did you tell them that we're good now?
Yeah, Uncle Sam, you lost all fucking credibility, you fucking retard.
Real estate's about to crash soon.
You're an idiot, bro.
Everything you've said today is moronic.
You've been talking shit about Fresh, saying XYZ, confirm girls pregnant, all this bullshit.
You're a fucking dumbass, bro.
You're low IQ, room temperature, fucking IQ, man.
You're an idiot.
Just the fact that you said real estate's gonna crash tells me you're a fucking retard, bro.
You're probably a brokie, too.
Guaranteed you're a fucking brokie saying some dumb shit like that, bro.
Guaranteed.
Fucking idiots, bro.
I'll take on everything, bro.
Uncle Sam we're doing.
What?
Oh wow, they got a sniper.
I'm reloading.
Give me a sec.
It's a Lofar!
in tipped up shape.
behind you guys Kree.
He's coming up.
I'm looking.
I don't see him.
He's down below you.
He's one.
We're one.
Junkrat weak.
Good finish.
Oh, man.
The Kree got me fucked.
Oh no, you're in the corner.
So Uncle Sam, you do manual labor work while being in school, so shut the fuck up because you don't know what you're talking about.
I'm hindered.
Clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
Shut your fucking mouth.
And it's morons like you that got the most to say about people like us, bro.
always our tank needs heals I'm on you again I'm supposed to do it My ultimate is ready
I'm on you again Oh god what are you doing bro?
Hike the fucking corner!
I don't know what this Mugga's doing, bro.
He's just hiding.
Push, man!
Stop being a fucking pussy!
Push, bro!
What are you doing?
We got him!
We got him.
Even though you're a fucking pussy, man.
You're the only tank!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know how the fuck you can heal that.
I was at half HP. Mug, I ain't gonna lie.
You are a pussy, though.
Stop being a bitch-ass nigga, bro.
You are completely healed.
Alright, but I died at doing what you told me to do.
But we won the team fight.
That's what matters.
Like, look, we won the fucking team fight, you fucking pussy.
Yeah, when you win.
You push and we win.
I'm, I'm, I'm, it's us, Ron.
Score.
One to zero.
Me and buddy told you!
Fair enough, I guess.
Yeah, that's fair.
It worked this time, at least.
Someone your size should donate blood more frequently than the average person.
Huh?
You need more?
I can get you more.
Which page?
The war in the sewer.
Is it this one?
I'm a fucking 80% accuracy in this bitch.
I never...
I'll never miss.
I'm following you.
The fight is causing water.
That's the prescription, Doctor.
Bro, that's why you're always weak.
You're not lifestealing.
What are you doing?
Like, lifesteal, bro.
I'm literally pocketing you.
You gotta do damage in lifesteal.
Do you not know how to play MAGA? Bro, for you to get your HP back, you gotta lifesteal, which means you gotta shoot them back, not be a pussy, and do your move.
Let's go!
Pushing you pussy Dude is dense man Like, bro, when you start taking damage, you lifesteal and shoot them back and you get your health back, man.
Stop being a bitch!
Shoot back!
There you go, see?
Look at that!
Anger issues?
No, you got some retard issues!
Okay.
Oh, I didn't have flying.
Oh, it's just us here.
A complete recovery.
Personne n'échappe mon regard.
Life we've run point.
He's weak, he's weak.
Oh my god, this fucking Widow, bro.
Oh no!
Did you...
*sigh* *sigh* *starts to fight* Yo Maga do you know how to play Winston?
Maga, do you know how to play Winston?
This fucking dude, bro.
I got a window that we can use.
Light these scrubs up.
Oh, they use everything.
Holy shit, man.
I need healing.
Come on man.
Maga, push in!
Why the fuck is the McCree in front of you, bro?
bro push in.
Torb is one.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Man, I wish I could play DPS, bro.
Man.
Trying to get...
Diamond.
Diamond.
Everything's online.
Functionality looks good.
One last diagnostics check couldn't hurt.
Yo, can you...
If they're gonna play, uh...
Shit.
They're still on Widow?
We might need a, um...
Ah shit, McCree gone I'm one chiro matra I'm pocketing you Ramatra.
Get in there.
Fight these idiots back.
Kill them.
Kill them.
Oh my god.
Zarya weak on point?
Zarya weak on point?
She got life bolt.
They got Widowmaker.
Widowmaker.
Oh no.
No.
Bro, this would'll make her, man.
This is Zarya, bro.
she's charged up man oh biotics deployed to the police and if i can do it ah enemy has a turret regen up enemy's turret fight new again you are safe with me tactical visor activated
oh please i got a window i got a window Oh, shit.
Bro. Man. Man.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Take cover.
The tree is gone.
Another go, maybe.
All right, let's go.
Our Romacho's pushing.
Oh my god, this Zarya, bro Kill this Zarya, bro!
What the fuck?
Fuck, she's charged up, man!
Torbana left.
*Sounds of pain* I'm trying to help this fucking Ramacha, bro.
He's gonna die.
He's literally gonna die.
Back up, bro!
What the fuck are you doing?
Holy shit, man!
Back the fuck up!
I got sniped.
Wow!
I'm dropping down.
Got y'all.
I got you guys.
You died?
Oh no.
We...
Oh man.
We lost.
This fucking Widowmaker just carried them, bro.
We will always die first!
That wasn't my best shot.
Man, it sucks when I'm not playing fucking DPS, man.
This shit sucks.
Why are you not playing DPS? The way the orbs got fucking two picks.
One pick Hey, oh Yo, that Neambula's kid fucking sucks, bro.
God Goddamn, man, that nigga trash.
Uncle Sam, you're a fucking retard, bro.
Didn't go 50-50 on no bracelet.
You'll see tonight, dude.
Holy fuck, you're an idiot, bro.
You're an idiot with everything, bro.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
You're just over here talking shit, man.
Uncle Sam, you fucking low IQ moron retard.
Stupid fuck.
Don't know nothing, bro.
You've just been in here for fucking four hours talking shit, man, you fucking weirdo.
Like, you're a fucking idiot, bro.
He's still, yeah man, some of these niggas are weirdos, bro.
Been in the chat for four hours talking shit about another man, bro.
Like, yo, I told y'all niggas he's gonna fucking talk about this shit tonight and you guys are just sitting there beating your fucking dicks, talking shit, waiting.
Like, yo, just wait until the fucking podcast and you guys are gonna see what the fuck is going on, you fucking weirdos.
Goddamn!
Fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
Holy shit!
Fucking idiots, man.
What happened?
You got fucking too much time on your hands.
Not just today.
Yesterday.
The day after.
You guys.
Yeah, that's how y'all think it's up.
Fucking idiots watching the opera preachers.
Beating your fucking thing.
Is there a dog?
What's that sound?
That's them, bro.
That's my sound effect.
Oh, okay.
I thought there was a dog.
Yeah, that too, man.
These dudes are fucking losers, man.
I got excited for a minute.
Uncle Sam, oh, you got excited because there was a dog?
Yeah, bro.
Does dog taste good, China man?
I don't eat dog.
No, no, no.
The thing is, It's only the very South China.
The people there, they eat dogs.
But they don't eat home dogs.
They don't just eat any dog.
They've got a special brand of dog.
They're only for the eat.
What kind of dogs do they eat then?
What kind of dog is it?
It's a country dog.
The purpose of dog is used to be it.
I'm going to try something.
Yeah, the thing spread on everything, everywhere.
So they say Chinese people eat dogs.
But we don't.
It's just on my road.
Hey, bro, he's not being honest about nothing, bro.
He's been saying a bunch of stupid shit all the fucking day.
And you're an idiot too, Aberg.
Don't think I didn't see what the fuck you said.
Yo, man, why are you playing video games?
I feel like it motherfucker You're gonna get three streams today, bro It's a mission brief.
You're gonna get our friends to fit and you're gonna get after hours.
And you're over here trying to tell me, bro, why are you streaming?
Because I'm fucking working, bitch.
Fucking idiot, man.
Goddamn, bro.
Some of y'all niggas are fucking low-IQ idiots, man.
And you guys wonder why you get no fucking bitches.
Because y'all niggas are stupid.
You don't got critical thinking skills.
Y'all be dumber than the girls that be on the show sometimes Widowmaker got me god Goddammit, man.
I'm gonna go get you a medicine ball, okay?
You're gonna get me a medicine ball?
Alright, I appreciate it.
Losing my voice talking, you fucking loser ass niggas in here, man.
Mario, your positioning is very bad.
Step behind the corner.
I'll get away the first.
She's on the right.
right she's not right looking for a shot there
he's
discordant, fuck him up *sad* Junkrat dead!
Widowmaker fucking got me, but y'all got it.
You guys got it, you guys got it.
A damage presents itself.
I can't res.
I don't have res right now.
Oh shit!
Oh, what a pin.
Move the payload.
Widowmaker up top.
I'm not going to die.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh!
This widow is crazy, man.
This widow is crazy, man.
Personne is shy.
Now they got sights Jump right up top.
Fire coming from up top.
Yeah.
I wanted to do an after hour stream today actually, but we didn't do it because you motherfuckers want to hear all this fucking pregnancy bullshit.
This dude jumped right on me man.
We'll go behind you.
Or in front of you.
We get her?
We finally got her?
Good.
Okay.
Guess he's done trying to recruit me back.
*Mae* Doomfist Doomfist behind us!
I hear Widow.
She's far right That calls one Oh
Lufus is weak.
Oh my god.
I'm on.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Lido's looking at me on top in the window.
Yeah I see her.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting the widow so she doesn't...
I didn't mean to do that.
God damn it, man.
60 seconds remaining.
Oh.
Stay out of my way.
I don't know what's going on.
I killed two people behind.
I don't know who's killing you guys.
Bro, this Widowmaker's crazy, bro.
Are you serious?
Bro, don't die to where the car is.
Get the lettuce.
Good damn it.
Outnumbered.
Careful.
Let me see how fucking good it is.
Fuck.
Might want to focus on keeping the payload moving.
Heroes never die.
Wow.
He's dead.
I'm gonna touch.
It's fucking trash!
Meteor strike!
This river is fucking trash!
Round one. Complete.
Score.
One to zero.
Switching sides.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero Yo Uncle Sam bro Real talk man You're a fucking idiot, bro.
You don't know anything, man.
Fresh has zero legal case.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Wait till tonight, shut your fucking mouth, bro.
Because he actually does have a very strong legal case, you fucking dumbass.
You don't know nothing.
Shut the fuck up.
Damn, man.
That niggas are annoying.
Fucking idiots, bro.
Everything you've said today is a L, bro.
Real estate market's gonna crash, no legal, nothing, blah, blah, blah.
You're a fucking idiot, bro.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Uncle Sam's a dumbass.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.
You're a fucking brokie over here talking about, oh, the real estate market's gonna crash.
Shut the fuck up.
You can't even afford a house, nigga.
Shut the fuck up.
It just makes it going up.
Yeah, so brokies like you can't buy nothing.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Damn!
Doomfist up top.
Doomfist up top.
Got you We just got a full hold them You're going to be fine You're going to be fine Come on monkey
They wanna fight huh?
Let's give it to them We're in generation We're in generation You know Yennefer Don't take any damage right now I'm killing you Widow's on the left.
Widow on the left.
Monkey on me.
Trying to heal y'all.
I'm coming you.
Monkey, one.
Oh my god, bro.
They just jumped all over us and they got their healers.
There's two now.
Kree got two.
What am I gonna do there?
I killed fucking four people in a row!
Stop the pill.
Stop that pill over here!
Oh, it's beautiful!
It's Winston, bro.
Enemy sniper!
Here with the Q!
Fuck man!
I'm a big fan of the guy.
I'm coming to you, Ash.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, they're just diving all over us, man.
What's this hammer guy doing on our team, bro?
I got you.
Oh my god, I threw a mortality field for you there.
Monkey chasing me.
Still chasing me.
Still chasing me, this fucking idiot, bro.
I'm dead I I'm getting chased.
Yeah, they're just diving me, bro.
I can't do anything.
Literally three of them jumped on me man.
Defeat.
I'm keep killing, keep killing, keep killing.
Bro, I think we lost like three games in a row.
We lost.
I think I'm done, bro.
We've lost like what?
Three games in a row?
Four games in a row?
What's the win-loss ratio now?
I don't know.
I have to see.
What the fuck man.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 9 and 5.
We're 9 to 5 right now?
Yeah.
Damn, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Yeah, this should...
Keep killing, keep killing.
We keep losing.
I don't know why.
Yeah, it's frustrating, bro.
Yeah, it's fucking annoying.
Oh, they said invite don't flame.
Yeah, we can invite him, actually.
That actually helped.
Here, let me get him in here.
Is he online?
Nah, these ninjas ain't online.
Oh, my boy Isaac's on.
Invite this fucking scrub.
See if he joins.
Yeah, you know, it's funny because all I've been preaching to do is promote us, bro.
Like, those dudes make videos on us, and then people go and watch us, and then they're like, oh damn, these dudes provide way more value than...
way more they provide way more value than us just joined
Yo, what up, Isaac?
Or wait, no, who joined in?
No, not Isaac.
Flame.
Oh, shit, what's up, Flame?
My bad, I didn't look at my screen.
Your tanks have been awful, man.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah, from the outside lands.
Did I kill everybody there?
Yeah, bro, you've been carrying...
You definitely need another person.
Yeah, very bad.
You guys are still up though.
I am five.
Fucking five, five losing in a row.
These haters are distracting us.
I love when people think they know what they're talking about as well.
*Sounds of a game* And I've been playing healer too, so I can't contribute as much as I want to, damage-wise.
Yeah.
Where do I live?
Yeah.
Canada.
Another day, another battlefield.
That's why.
I got 300p.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
has reached the checkpoint a complete recovery oh doomfist Should I hit him with the flux fire?
He missed his punch.
Fuck it.
Yeah, hit him, hit him.
Doomfist guy.
I got him.
Doomfist one, Doomfist one!
Of course Meteor Strike!
You fucking scrub.
Stay near the immortality field.
He's got him!
Doom idiot!
We got him.
Nice.
Well, how are we going to move payload, man?
It's okay.
Just me and you anyway there.
I'll go high ground.
I'll go.
You got two picks?
Yo, there's a mortar behind you, Flame.
She's just sitting on the payload.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna kill him.
I was- I was looking at the one, uh, Sombra behind?
Oh, he's Doomfist?
I got you!
Stand up, you ass!
They alive for me!
Of course, nano this idiot again.
Healing you McCree, healing you McCree, healing you McCree.
Got you Get fucked idiot Get fucked idiot.
One shot on that bitch Doom is weak, Doom is weak Throw that nigga up in the area, boy!
You about to die!
Stupid!
I'm shooting Bob, I'm shooting Bob, I'm shooting Bob.
Let's go!
Let's go, we got the W! Let's fucking go, bro.
Let's go.
Bruh, what the hell?
Holy man.
I have to go fucking...
That's just dumb.
Over 9,000 bro.
Play of the game.
It's hard.
Bring the T-Raid.
That shit was trash.
What the fuck?
I'm debating whether I should get off or not.
Don't forget the tea.
The tea?
Yeah, I won't forget the tea.
Oh shit Okay Bye bye Jarell Romeo You don't know what the fuck you're talking about You're an idiot.
Shout out to I Am Legendary, bro.
You've been showing love the whole time.
Telling these idiots to shut up.
I appreciate you, bro.
I really do.
I'll never understand weirdos that are in the chat talk and shit.
Appreciate it, my friend.
Let's see here.
Should we do one more?
I don't know.
Can we just one more?
You want to do open cue?
Yeah, we can do open.
Let's do open cue.
I'm going to play McCree.
I'm tired of playing Baptiste, man.
Healing sucks.
Let's go.
Guys, get closer.
Get closer to the robot.
Angie got me a medicine ball because she can hear my voice going.
She's gaming next to me.
And you turn your camera on Oh - I'm not kidding.
Okay.
Let me see if I can push him out of the map.
Too close.
Yeah, she's playing right now No, no, no, no, no.
I said turn your camera on so they can see you play, but yeah, you're into it right now.
Does she want to join?
Uh, she's really like, bro, she's like a bronze, uh...
No, no, I turned it on.
Don't worry, you good, you good.
She's like a bronze tour, some shit.
She trash, man.
No, no, buying her life?
She's not that terrible, but bro.
Holy, I was playing with her?
Dude, when you play at that level, it's like fucking the fucking, it's like hell.
She plays Lucio.
All right.
Y'all ready?
Sure.
Open Q is gonna be a lot easier.
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of tanks and shit.
Most people play like open Q just for fun.
Oh, nice hook.
Mercy, mercy one.
Thanks, man.
Alright.
He dead.
Let's go.
moving payload You lost Angie
I'm not mine Baga dead.
Stupid.
Stuck this idiot.
Ah, he's one shot.
Doom idiot.
What's going on, dad?
Stupid fuck.
What the hell is this Amaga doing, bro?
He's shooting at this point.
Oh, shit.
It's okay.
I'm in here with y'all.
12 o'clock today, boyos.
Stupid!
Stupid!
I'm still locked, Amar.
I'm getting dope.
Nice, sharp this time.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, nice.
The payload ain't worth much, you're sitting here.
Let's move.
More one.
Doom idiot, what's going on?
One shot!
Yeah, I'm shooting him.
You see the new character mine?
Oh yeah, I did.
It's a L. That's true.
Shit's a joke.
Alright, nah, hell nah, I ain't playing Venture.
Bro, when I watch Twitch streamers, they have a pinned message that says, "Please be respectful of the pronouns." *laughter* Bro, 'cause they're all pussies, bro.
The people that play this game are pussies, man.
99% of them are soy boy fucks that believe there's 99 genders and shit.
Fucking idiots, man.
Fucking pathetic.
I'm telling you bro.
Toxic Gaming coming in.
Oh shit.
I'm on top of the world.
Meteor strike!
Oh, that rebrick.
I'm fucked up.
Doomfist tried to get that Mercy and fucked up.
Oh, he got hooked.
Nice job, idiot.
Stupid.
Dude, Hogg and McCree?
Hogg and McCree, bro, like, literally countered the fuck out of Doomfist, man.
Yo, Reaper top left.
I'm on the payload.
Anyone care to join me?
I'm good.
It's my rocket barrage, man.
Rocket Barrage incoming!
Knocking them into you!
These kids suck.
They trash.
Reaper on the right.
He's probably gonna try to do a blossom.
It's about to be 12 o'clock right now.
Aw, man.
Bro, we could be top 500 if we don't be cute.
Thanks, Doc.
We did that with one healer?
them.
Really?
Are you serious?
So we would be top 100 right now.
That's true.
You can get top 500 on the open queue.
Shit.
We about to be top 500, guys?
Let's go!
We should just 5 stack this shit.
Yo, honestly, if we grinded this and just 5 stack this shit, we would just, yeah.
That'd be easy.
Bro, if you go triple tank, no, sorry, if you go two tanks, one DPS, and two healers, that's a good cop right there.
Yeah.
Goats, maybe, as well.
Yeah, you could go, Golds.
Yeah, I'd be trying to practice him.
He's my favorite character on the low, man.
Yeah, I'm dancing, bro.
Come on, man.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's shit lame, but whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see your googly eye.
You look crazy, nigga.
Chinaman, your eyes don't look like that in real life, though.
though they're super thin.
Yo having Chinaman rage on randoms on Overwatch is all crazy bro.
Just looking at me yelling at them.
YOU FUCKING STUPID! YOU IDIOT! Bro, we're your eyes on Ethan Klein right now.
Bro, this nigga crazy.
Kill him!
Kill him now!
It does look like Ethan Klein.
Ryan, facts.
Ryan dead. D.Va1 dead. D.Va1 dead.
Hey, back.
Fuck you, Moira.
You trash.
Oh, that Reaper got hooked to hell.
Let's go.
Let's go, baby.
These kids are getting their shit pushed in.
Oh, Reinhardt got fucked up.
Where's his D.Va?
Let's gooooo!
Yeah, shot in the face, pause.
Oh, you hooked him too!
Reaper weak.
What is this Moira doing?
Oh, oh shit, I'm dead, yeah.
I got two cocky, sorry.
Not exactly what I expected.
She was chasing me and I wasn't paying attention.
I got two people chasing me.
Oh shit.
Reaper, Reaper is on.
He's going to knock you off.
Maybe a Reserval?
Oh shit, I'm weak.
I can touch.
I can't get to you guys.
Okay.
Oh no, I can't.
I got pooped.
Lucio is here.
Knock it up
Nice up though
Oh shit!
I'm dead.
Fuck.
I didn't see that before there.
Reaper is weak.
Oh shit.
Reaper one, Reaper one.
Oh my.
Got her, got her.
Got the Reaper.
Moira, trying to run.
Moira in the room over here.
And Lucio, got him.
More right thing ran away.
Reinhardt stop left Ryan is half Reaper's teleporting somewhere.
Orisa weak.
Are they behind?
No.
They don't know what they're doing.
Larissa is weak as hell below.
Yeah.
Got her.
Got her.
She's trash.
I hear Reaper coming up behind me.
We're trying to.
Okay.
We going for it?
Heroes never die This show He's dead?
Or, I mean, he's not dead, he's running.
Sorry, Ryan's dead though.
Lucio?
Dead.
Ah, Reaper.
Ran away.
Where are you going?
Reinhardt behind y'all.
Reinhardt behind y'all.
Reaper 2.
Reaper one in there they're all coming in there guys I'm gonna minefield the point soon.
Keep her up top.
Oh, this bitch wanna solo on me?
Yeah, you wanna do this, bitch?
Yeah, back up.
What?
Rissa, Rissa.
Got her.
Oh shit, I'm dead.
It's fine.
Oh, that's my first death.
That's my fourth.
I'm trash.
Might be on tilt.
I'd be I don't care Ripper top right I hit him once in a head.
I think he teleported Thank God Oh, I got caught on the damn thing I I got caught on the damn thing I got
caught on the right.
Orisa weak on the right.
Orisa is slow.
This Ryan has a hammer down guarantee, man.
He's got to die first.
We gotta kill him.
This is more on me man.
Back on minefield.
Did Orisa use Javelin?
Got her Who's left?
Lucio?
God damn!
Okay, Reaper here, Reaper.
He got fucked.
He got fucked.
Is that ten and six now? - Thank you.
This dude trash though Yeah Let me see - Let me see.
- Oh shit, somebody, bring me behind, you got me. - No, 11-6, man. - 11-6, okay. - Wait, I got my, I got my bait now. I got my, I got my bait now.
Coming up.
Rojo, go back!
Yeah, I think if I go to a Europe server, I gotta get a better beat because Flame is in Canada.
I think I'm on the same server as Myron.
I'm like above him.
Yeah, yeah, for April's fool.
It's so annoying.
I know, he's really gay.
Yeah.
Whoop.
Now traveling to Paris, prepare to attack.
Select your...
My bad guys.
I haven't.
You didn't know that.
You there, Myron?
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
Have you been to Canada before?
I have, I have.
You guys, you guys are failing right now though.
What's that?
Yup.
Bro, I'm trying to get out of here.
I'm actually trying to go to Florida.
Do you like Florida?
Yeah, Florida's lit, bro.
Yo, TopQuip, shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot, bro.
We're the only ones that do call-in shows for so sorry fucking weirdo-loser fuckers like you can call in and give what you want to say, you fucking hating piece of shit.
Bro, other people don't even do call-in shows.
That's a privilege that we give y'all, to give y'all call-in shows, you fucking dickhead.
Fuck you, man.
To be honest, it's to fucking give back to the guys that actually support us, not dickheads like you that come in here and talk shit, you fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, man.
You scared to do a call and show?
Nigga, you're not entitled to a call and show, you fucking dumbass.
Fuck you talking about?
Shut up.
Damn.
Niggas are stupid.
You're not entitled to no fucking call and show, you dumbass.
We're the brave ones that do it.
Right?
To our detriment a lot of times to give you fucking haters a voice to talk your shit.
But you're not entitled to that shit, you fucking piece of shit.
That's the thing, too.
I knew once we started doing that shit, you idiots would be like, bro, we're entitled calling calls every Friday's calling show.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
We do the calling shows for the supporters, not you bitch ass niggas man.
You title fuck.
You think Abba and Preach should ever do a call and solve with you bitch ass niggas?
Hell nah!
They'll do a pre-recorded hippies though I Oh, nice!
What a hook.
I swear these guys are secretly fans, though.
There's no way they're hating for that long.
Yeah, I know.
They've been watching for a long time.
They're all simps, bro!
They suck the girls only fans on the show, bro.
They're the same guys, bro.
Yeah, bro, these are the dudes that talk shit about us, man, and then they'll sit there and fucking say, I love you, Icy.
She'll fuck with y'all niggas, man.
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Like, alien pop would lose her ass.
And then this top quip's saying, like, call in, bro, don't be scared, nigga, we're gonna address the allegations for your dumbass tonight.
So shut the fuck up Oh shit nice I know why you feel like this is really hard We got Talon on our team again.
I know he hyped to be on our team.
He's like, yeah, let's go!
He's good.
Yeah, I know.
We got a bunch of water in it.
We'll go away.
Yeah, I know.
But you know what?
I just bought a kit from, I don't know, I just saw it on Instagram, I guess.
*Painful* Oh, nice!
Nice!
He's mad.
He's mad.
Oh, them Rockers didn't work, boy.
Kill them.
I see why you play quick play, er, open Q.
*laughs* It's fun, bro.
And still competitive.
Mercy is weak as hell.
Look at me, look at me, look at me We only got one healer yeah Oh shit
I'm about to die They have number of enemies Everybody die Think so much Yes we're not done
Marry us, call it *Bad music* They got fucked Yo, McCree killed MAGA and said no shoes nor service.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck, bro?
That must be a new voice line or some shit.
Bastion on the right.
There's two ults on me.
Mercy top left.
Mercy behind you, Mercy.
Okay.
Fuck!
I almost two tapped that bitch.
Oh, this kid thinks it's funny to teabag me?
Fucking piece of shit.
That's why we're rolling y'all niggas, man.
Nice.
Fire!
Enemy team!
Oh shit.
Flash him.
Where's the fucking window?
Healer's gone.
Healer's gone.
Actually, three dead right there.
Let's go!
Dummy, let's go!
Destroyed those scrubs, man.
The malga keep getting fucked by me.
Rose said pause.
Okay, nice.
Yes.
Yeah, let's get the payload.
Oh, it was okay.
I really don't like celebrating my birthday anymore.
Of course I'm going to say pause.
I don't like Dory Johnson.
Top clip, nobody cancels calls on you, bro.
You do realize that we got a fucking system.
If you don't pay to call in, then you're not gonna get in the fucking line a lot of the times, bro.
But we definitely have fucking given a lot of you haters fucking air to talk shit, man.
Ain't nobody else fucking doing that shit, man.
Like, you fucking haters are, like, entitled.
You feel entitled to call into the show.
You feel like, oh, yeah, I want to go ahead and call in and talk shit.
Like, you guys should be fucking happy to even have one for you fucking piece of shit to call in and talk the shit that you guys do.
Other people would never fucking do that shit.
No other podcast allows fucking haters to call in.
We let your dumbasses call in and give your irrelevant fucking stupid ass opinions in where you guys complain and bitch.
When in reality, we've been going hard as fuck for the past three years giving y'all hell of fucking content value, man.
Teaching you guys how to make money, how to get girls.
For almost four years.
We've been giving y'all banger interview after banger interview after banger fucking interview.
Candace Owens, the Tate Brothers, Tristan, Andrew, fucking Andrew Wilson.
Everything y'all ask for, y'all fucking get.
And then you bitch ass niggas have the nerve to fucking come in and still fucking complain and cry and fucking reddit and everything else.
I used to look at the constructive criticism on Reddit, but now y'all niggas are just haters, bro.
I tried to give you bitch-ass niggas the benefit of the doubt.
A lot of y'all just hate, bro.
You guys just prey on our fucking downfall.
So you know what?
Fuck you guys.
Honestly.
You hating ass niggas.
Because you don't give a fuck about us.
That's the truth.
Y'all really don't give a fuck about us.
So I don't give a fuck about y'all.
You guys prey on our fucking downfall.
Haters use your stupid ass shit.
When they talk shit about us, man, they make their videos.
H3 literally use shit from Reddit to talk shit about us, man.
So fuck y'all niggas.
Real talk.
Fuck y'all niggas.
With a thorny dick, too.
I don't fuck with none of you fucking idiots anymore, man.
Because y'all literally don't give a fuck about us.
And it's very obvious now.
We give you guys everything you guys want.
You guys still got something to fucking bitch to cry about, man.
So fuck y'all niggas, man.
We're going to do this shit for the people that actually rock with us, not the fucking haters.
And if you don't like it, get the fuck out of here.
I don't care.
I told y'all motherfuckers already.
I got enough of my real estate shit.
I'm making content for people that actually give a fuck about us and want to improve.
We're still gonna work hard as fuck to give y'all the interviews that you guys want, but you hating ass niggas that got nothing to say, except for negative shit no matter what we fucking do, fuck you guys, bro.
Literally, with an AIDS dick, fuck y'all niggas, man.
Real talk, man.
I don't fuck with you guys no more, man.
At all.
It's not even constructive criticism, it's just like 99% fucking hate.
Just hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
It's all you guys fucking do, man.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Even when we give you guys what you want, you still find something to cry about, man.
Incredible, bro.
And fuck incredible Name another podcast that takes the kind of risk And done the shit that we've done Fucking none, bro.
None.
Fucking none.
Unappreciative fucks, man.
I'm all for constructive criticism and we get it all the time, but for you guys that fucking like to hate and shit, a lot of y'all just hate to hate, bro.
Real talk.
Just hate to hate, bro.
Y'all don't really fuck with us like that.
And that's cool.
That's cool, but just don't watch our shit then.
It doesn't make sense to me.
How could you watch people you hate bro?
Or sign up for the show Do new shit, man.
Motherfuckers still got signed to cry about, bro.
It's annoying as fuck, man.
Unappreciative fucking dickheads.
And half of you guys that fucking criticize that talk shit are fucking losers, man.
Fucking bombs!
Oh shit!
Zaya here?
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Oh, I'm starstruck.
I'm dead, yeah.
It's fine.
Whatever.
I had to contact the guy and tell him like, hey, if you And of course, there's really good constructive criticism on that Reddit sometimes.
But a majority of it, bro, is fucking haters, man.
Just fucking useless, hating motherfuckers, man, that will prey on our fucking downfall, man.
Prey on our fucking downfall, man.
Real talk, man.
Yo, we said that at the same time.
Yeah, they literally prey on the downfall, bro.
I try to give the benefit of the doubt, but it's like, nah, man, you just gotta wake up.
Y'all niggas don't, like, don't fuck with us.
And that's fine.
I don't fuck with y'all.
I used to look at the Reddit for constructive criticism.
No more.
No more.
Because then I realized, like, yo, y'all, they don't care about us, bro.
They don't care about us at all.
I legit used to look at that shit and be like, oh, constructive criticism, awesome, yeah, fuck yeah.
But now it's like, nah.
Yeah, you guys legit just prey on our fucking downfall, and y'all think it's funny, you guys are like, think it's awesome.
So it's like, okay.
Y'all clearly don't give a fuck about us.
That's fine.
Aw, I went right into a jump grab to get away right into the door.
Idiot.
Junker Queen here.
I'm dead.
Oh, now it's getting me getting emotional because I'm keeping it real with y'all.
Okay.
You guys don't like hearing the truth I hear.
I see.
You guys are the emotional ones.
Telling y'all the fucking truth.
You guys are some fucking...
Some of y'all are some piece of shit fucking haters, man.
Real talk.
You guys don't want to be called what you really are, a fucking piece of shit hater.
I don't see none.
Rissa?
She's dead.
One shot on the...
Ilari.
Embora's one as well.
She got fucked up.
Holy crap.
Got her.
Smoke, there's fire.
I think I'm taller than you.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
30 seconds.
Wait, I'm dying.
Stand strong.
Heroes never die.
Time for the rainbow.
That was stupid of me to go there.
I don't know why I did that.
shot crap dad game over oh my god no shit And it's hilarious.
They're saying, oh, Myron, you're being too emotional.
Translation, you called us out for the fuckery of us being haters, and we're going to call you Emotional Response.
No, it's the truth.
Yeah, if you respond, you're emotional.
It's hilarious, bro.
It's the truth man And and I'll be honest with you like I'm tardy.
I'll just constantly talk a shit about freshman It's fucking annoying.
Like, it's really fucking annoying, man.
All motherfuckers do is talk shit about fucking fresh, man.
It's annoying as fuck.
Leave fresh, bro.
Leave fresh.
Oh, he's a loser, bro.
He's a grifter, bro.
He's a fraud, bro.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
No one gets fucked, man.
Exactly, bro.
Without fresh, there is no show.
It's fresh and fit, motherfucker, so get used to it.
If you guys don't like it, then I don't know what to tell y'all, man.
Go watch somebody else.
But clearly, y'all niggas aren't watching nobody else because nobody else provides as much value as us, bro.
Like, we've had...
Uh, 12-6 or 11-6?
I put 11-6.
Oh, it's 12?
Alright.
Oh, they got Talon.
No mercy.
So, there's no other podcast that even comes close to the amount of value we give y'all, man.
Like, at all, bro.
We've had banger guests, man.
We had Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate, Candace Owens, Laura Loomer, um, uh, We had Rampage Jackson.
We had Jake Shields.
We had...
We did a debate with H3. Most people would never have the boss to debate those fucking snakes because they know what the fuck it is, but we made them look like idiots.
We've had...
Who else?
Man, a bunch of guests.
I can't even remember.
It's like...
We've just been doing banger after banger after banger after banger, bro.
We had Andrew Wilson on.
That was lit.
We're working on getting y'all James Sexton next.
You know, we're about to do...
We're about to do Hodge Swins next week.
We're going to give you another episode of Access Vegas next week, too.
Like, nobody fucking works as hard as us, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
We had George Gammon on.
Like, bro, we give you all so much fucking value with the guests, man.
People still got fucking shit to bitch and complain about man Talon's about to get this work man I don't know.
I don't know.
I can do something.
No mercy.
Keep it going.
Where's he going?
There's a Devo behind us.
Get this bitch behind us.
There's D.Va behind us bro.
Oh nice.
Nice, nice, he hooked her off the map.
*Sigh* *Sigh* Diva Diva *Sigh* *Sigh* Nooo!
*Sigh* *Sigh* Moira, one shot on the left.
Damn it, bro.
Oh, and you need to get your gear, like, sooner than just you, too. sooner than just you, too.
Idol DOA says Myron got ratioed on Twitter.
You're a loser for even knowing that.
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, I got ratioed.
You're a fucking loser for even knowing that, bro.
You pay more attention to my social media posts than I do.
Fuckin' losers, bruh.
Because they're fucking losers, man.
Alright, we gotta get this, we gotta get this, guys. guys.
Yeah.
Swap.
They're running a bunch of tanks.
We got 16 seconds, man.
We got a touch.
It's already dead.
That's a big one.
Yo, one shot on the fucking...
Winnable, winnable.
I'm almost back.
I've shattered.
Win the shit.
Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Zarya dead?
Moira, let's go.
Kill three.
Who's last?
Moira?
Got her too.
Let's go, kill three.
Let's fucking go!
I'm gonna hold this thing.
Yeah.
That's behind us.
Yeah, we're good.
I'll shave your ass.
D.Va?
We got it.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
I'm on Soldier now.
now we about to fuck them up.
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Getting serious.
Arresta?
Melo?
No.
Melted.
They're about to get their shit pushed in now.
Fucked up.
Junkrat won.
Fucked up.
Zarya fucked up.
I'm shooting the fuck out this arrest of Fuck her up.
Melton.
Moira.
Dead.
Dead.
Let's go.
Now they're getting fucked up.
Let's go.
Push up with the Roadhog.
Let's go.
I don't know all these guys.
I just can't fucking go.
Punish them.
Okay, the Sarissa's going hard as fuck on me.
If you hear somebody being wild.
What the hell are they going to this?
It's fun.
There's Junkra.
Let me see if I can get damage to it.
Coming back.
Stupid.
I got him. - Seressa on the left.
- I'm moving payload.
- Junkrat behind, junkrat behind. - You probably got him.
- I'm on HP, I'm on HP.
- I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Stay alive!
We got you.
I know that Arista's mad as hell.
She thought she was gonna kill you Shut up bitch Shut the fuck up.
Oh He only killed me What the fuck?
Lucia weak Dead.
Dead.
Melted.
Help our Sigma.
This is Zarya's charge as fuck.
We gotta focus, sir.
Good I'm getting resed Good choice Get fucked soldier What?
Orissa, Orissa This guy is fucking stupid Moira, Moira What a hook.
I'm shooting the Zarya.
She's charged.
She needs to die.
Reaper on the right.
Reaper on the left.
Arisa on point.
Arisa on point weak.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Like the guy is like insane.
I love him because he's like insane.
Not a bad push.
Not bad at all.
He wants to put throw me to the map.
Like I didn't know that was a thing.
Two to zero.
But no, he's great.
Switching sides.
I mean, I love his Lucio.
So I've been watching a bunch of videos of him.
To play a better Lucio.
Yeah?
Skye?
Skye?
Yeah.
She's great too.
Stress?
No, she's...
Is she?
Don't tell me that.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Oh my God, I didn't know.
I don't think she is though.
Let me look it up.
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, dude, like, I would be so disappointed because I really like her videos.
I wouldn't watch her if she's just a transgender.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Huh?
Let me look it up.
Like, is this K a transgender?
You know, we should ask awkward.
They got Hanzo too She's weak.
She's on the left-hand side.
On a low 2 I'm on Azari with you, bro.
Oh Oh, Farrah here.
Oh no.
Oh what the hell?
Hanzo-1, got him.
Faraghan, Faraghan.
Heels on corner.
Zarya, Zarya low?
Yep, lots of tanks.
I'm shooting at Zarya, bro.
She's too charged up.
Nice kill on the hog.
Got her!
I put a heal pad down for y'all.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We back now!
Good hook on the Pharah!
Let's go!
I'm on this D.Va!
Let's go, I got Visor.
Stupid.
Let's fucking go, man.
These kids are trash.
Good hold.
Good fucking hold.
Two more minutes on these fucking scrubs.
Oh, what a hook!
Zarya saved her, though.
Please grab his wall, Manano.
I see the fair, she's above.
Moira, yep, yep, she has no fate either.
Good kill.
What an idiot, yeah, what a dumb fuck.
Why would you do that?
Zarya in the right, Zarya in the right, weak.
Burst through a bubble and kill her ass, dead.
Stupid.
Sigma, weak too.
Where's the fair?
I don't see her.
Oh, I see her now.
She's weak, she's weak, she's weak.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
I don't want to die.
Oh, I got hit with a rock!
Are you good?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good now.
The Pharah's still above.
She's in that room.
I see her.
She's not effective, she can't do nothing.
Because I'm just...
Just putting pressure on her.
Pharah dead.
Sucks.
Trash.
Oh, that Ana again blown away.
She dead.
Good shit.
I got a visor too.
I haven't even used it yet.
I hear Pharah.
Guarantee you she has a...
She has a...
What's it called?
Barrage.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Trash.
I got a heal for you, Sigma.
Oh, they got Winston now.
That's fine.
Moira trying to flank right.
Zarya low!
Zarya could die!
Moira!
Moira!
Moira behind us!
Dead.
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
I'm on the Winston.
Oh, shit!
She has one HP! Monkey on her, trying to kill Mercy.
Zarya chasing me.
Monkey...
Monkey won.
Yeah, get fucked idiot!
These kids got shit on look!
Let's go!
Let's go!
The beaters will continue!
They couldn't even get it to the first point, bro.
What?
This kid was trash!
*laughs* *laughs* Not even good.
*laughs* *laughs* YOOOOO!
That was hilarious.
You know that fucking diva was mad as fuck, man.
Threw off the bat, man.
Like if I'm gonna die I'm taking one with me man Oh god I threw my oats right there What's the final tally Are we 12-6 or 13-6?
13-6.
Alright.
I think that's it for me, guys.
I'm going to get off.
Get ready for tonight's show or whatever.
Yeah, good luck on the show.
Alright, man.
Love y'all ninjas, man.
I'll, uh...
I'll be on later today.
You know what I'll do?
I'll jump online after we do our shows.
Four streams today.
So we did an overall stream first.
Then we're going to do a show with the girls.
We're going to do a show with Fresh.
And then I'll come back on the stream again, man.
So we're going to give y'all hella content, man.
So...
Hey, you the man, bro.
After the girl show, I'll jump on.
We'll stream again.
I don't need Discord.
I'm not banned.
I can talk.
Oh, right, right, right.
I forgot.
Yeah, I'm not banned.
No, no, because we were on Discord yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, we were on Discord yesterday, but we don't need it, bro.