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March 22, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

03:37:19

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE! FT. PRO AWKWARD

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	What are you changing?
	I'm changing my VPN really fast.
	Alright, hurry up, China man.
	Alright, let's see here.
	Let me double check, make sure that we're live on the plats.
	Alright, we're live on X.
	Let's see if we're live on Rumble.
	Trainwrex?
	TV? No, who's that?
	You heard of him?
	I never heard of him.
	Oh, okay.
	He's like this huge streamer that got into Overwatch and he was like gifting everyone a hundred subs.
	Oh shit, no.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, we got Awkward in the house, we got Flame in the house, and then we got WeRise gonna come back.
	Yeah, guys, I know some of you guys in the Shadow Parley are like, yo, Myron, are you streaming right now?
	Yeah, man, impromptu stream, Awkward's back in the house.
	So I was like, you know what?
	The beatings will continue.
	So you guys can go ahead and continue to watch us beat the crap out of these kids.
	For some of you guys that are wondering, yo, Myron, why are you on a weird account?
	It's because I got suspended, guys.
	I got suspended on Overwatch for two weeks.
	So here I am, I'm playing on Bill's account, so hopefully I get him suspended on this account too.
	So, let's go!
	Okay, go.
	Let's see if the audio is good here.
	We should have good audio.
	That was a good, clean game right there.
	Yep.
	Alright guys, give me once in a chat if you guys can hear the game.
	You guys should be able to hear the game.
	Give me ones if you guys can hear the game All right, I can hear myself on X so I think we're good Watch our flanks.
	They might try something.
	Let's try and voice.
	Alright.
	Alright, we're all good.
	Sweet.
	Alright!
	Yeah, I'm streaming on Rumble and on X right now.
	Not on Twitch.
	We can go on the team.
	Fresh and fit?
	Yeah, fresh and fit, yep.
	Nice!
	Let's go!
	Alright, let's go.
	Time to destroy these kids.
	Let's fucking go.
	Alright.
	Got a whole squad going.
	Let's go.
	Lucio?
	Lucio trolling.
	He's dead.
	Nice.
	Soldier!
	Soldier!
	He's dead.
	Dead.
	Roadhog.
	Weak.
	Ran away.
	Roadhog.
	Let's go.
	I'm flanking from the right.
	I'm looking from the right.
	Push these guys.
	I put one.
	Ah.
	Yep.
	Dead bro?
	I put one.
	I got him.
	Soldier weak too.
	Oh!
	Roadhog!
	Roadhog!
	What the hell?
	Oh no!
	I tried!
	Roadhog is still over there.
	Yeah, he's right here.
	Can I kill him?
	He's one shot over there.
	He's really low.
	Good finish, good finish.
	A soldier here.
	One hundred feet That's 100p!
	Oh my god!
	The end is gonna carry now.
	They just buffed him.
	Roadhog has no hook.
	Hog, Hog, Hog.
	Got the heal for you, Byron.
	Hog is here.
	On the left.
	I'm gonna flank Visor here.
	Be careful bro, because they got a Hog.
	Hog on the right.
	Echo on the right.
	Echo on the right.
	Echo top right.
	High ground.
	Okay.
	Oh, I got hooked.
	Can you res me?
	Talkers?
	Nice.
	Yeah, I'm an advisor Hug on point half.
	Don't give them point.
	Don't give them point.
	He has no hook.
	He has no hook on the right.
	He has no hook.
	Oh my god.
	That's a hundred people.
	You're crazy bro Soldier one Oh, how can I?
	I'm with you.
	Echo in the sky too.
	She's on the right.
	I can kill him.
	He's 1 HP.
	Good finish.
	Right, kill this guy right.
	Bro, this hog keeps killing me.
	The hog.
	He's on the right still.
	He's one shot.
	Good finish.
	Now back to Soldier.
	He's dead.
	Scrub.
	Ekko might come in.
	Let's fucking go.
	Bro, this is a dream team.
	Like the 92 bulls.
	Yeah, we're really unstoppable now.
	We got Yao Ming.
	I'm on FF58. You know what I mean?
	It's like six.
	Seven feet.
	You're Yao Ming and Overwatch, bro.
	Already got 1.7 watching on Rumble.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like seven feet.
	Oh my god, man.
	Oh, can I just sit on the high ground, Michael?
	can I just sit on the high ground, Michael? Michael?
	Arisa coming on point.
	I'm shooting a witch, Winston.
	I'm shooting a witch, I'm shooting.
	Reaper 2 One shot on this Arisa low as hell man Whoa, Reaper here!
	Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one!
	Shit.
	Thank you.
	Reaper on point still.
	There's a bunch of them on point, guys.
	Pop one, pop one.
	I'm really low.
	Reaper now.
	Reaper, Reaper, Reaper.
	Oh, he's Wraith, Wraith.
	Good.
	Oh, he's dead.
	Okay.
	Fucking go.
	Oh!
	That's the real Overwatch There's Erysa here Orisa and me.
	I'm looking, I'm looking.
	She's one.
	She's dead.
	I got him.
	Holy fuck.
	Let's go, let's go.
	Are we walking?
	Where are we walking?
	McCree, McCree.
	McCree on the side.
	Yeah, I got him.
	I think there's a McCree behind you, soldier.
	Okay, good finish.
	Yeah, I got him.
	Soldier, soldier.
	I mean Reaper.
	Reaper on me.
	Fuck Reaper one Got him.
	This dude really gonna use window?
	Oh shit!
	I'm running, I'm running.
	Window right there.
	They're using window and they're showing us out.
	Let's go, let's go, let's go.
	No fear.
	Okay.
	Touch.
	What the fuck?
	Reaper got me, man.
	Yo, they were all shooting me.
	Holy shit.
	This arrest is annoying.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Tap low.
	I'm on the bop.
	He's one.
	Three main.
	My bad.
	Arrest alone?
	McCree below?
	Oh fuck.
	Oh my god.
	Bro, this Arresta is a fucking loser.
	God damn it, man.
	outro music Alright.
	Damn I'm going Lucia What's the plan here?
	Here.
	You know what?
	Fuck it.
	I'm gonna really fuck them up now.
	Bring it out.
	Yeah.
	I've been practicing them with the Kree, but these kids are pissing me off.
	Not even good.
	No, they suck.
	up have a sombra here somewhere McCree already weak.
	Can we go Brig?
	Brig low, Brig low.
	I got him.
	Arisa dead, bitch.
	Sombra?
	Sombra on me?
	Buddy.
	Come here whore, where the fuck did she go?
	She's on the left.
	Right here, right here.
	On the right.
	Y'all got her?
	Okay, that's fine.
	He got destroyed.
	Let's go.
	Scrub.
	I can play Doomfist now!
	Nice!
	Tuma's really good.
	I'm backing up a bit.
	Let's go!
	Rig!
	Ursa melted.
	Oh no, I'm pretty weak.
	McCree one shot.
	Number one.
	Number one.
	Nice.
	Lucio on me.
	Fucking idiot.
	Fucking scrub.
	I'm dead.
	The Orisa went.
	Bro, this Orisa's horny for me, bro.
	Me to your right, me to your right.
	Don't fear bro.
	I'm back, I'm back.
	I'm looking for a pulse.
	I pushed.
	Arisa Arisa Cast that he sucks.
	Nice.
	Lucio one, Lucio one.
	I'm chasing him.
	Oh, he's too fast.
	Oh shit, wow.
	Oh no.
	I'm coming back with a visor.
	We got 99.
	It's okay.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	We just gotta wipe them one time.
	Wait for me, wait for me.
	Alright, you guys ready?
	I'm in the back line here.
	Uh, Lucio's gonna have a beat, guaranteed.
	I'm on Brig.
	Brig one.
	I'm on this Sombra first.
	Sombra?
	Yeah, he beat it.
	As expected.
	Okay.
	Bro.
	This is Orisa, man.
	Orisa on me.
	She missed her javelin.
	I'm going on Brig.
	Orisa dead.
	Break, break, break, break, break.
	Bastion, Bastion 2, Bastion 2, weak.
	Bastion 1, Bastion 1, dead.
	Where's the Brick?
	I don't see her.
	Oh, on the left, on the left, on the left.
	Dead, dead.
	Sombra, Sombra 1.
	She ran away.
	I'm getting rezzed, I'm getting rezzed.
	Lucy on the right, being annoying.
	What the fuck?
	Alright, dead.
	Arisa coming on point.
	Melted, good shit.
	Good punch.
	No, he's not.
	No, he's not oh My god hundred hundred fifty p.
	I was taught Oh Shit sorry, bro I didn't realize that you had to play the game.
	Flame, what is your ring?
	Flame.
	Yeah.
	I was GM last season.
	Oh damn, okay.
	The beating will continue.
	They will continue.
	Awkward, you almost championed?
	Yeah, I was close.
	I was close, but now not so much.
	I'm like remastered too.
	So hard solo, man.
	Yeah, but I don't play that often.
	I think if I play more often, I would be champion by now.
	Yeah, should have been five.
	Yeah.
	For you, it's not a deal issue.
	For you, it's a timing issue.
	Yeah, but people are good, man, in this game.
	The highest levels are pretty good.
	Especially in Europe.
	Yeah, you need to play so much.
	One more mission, huh?
	I'm in.
	If you're playing ball, I can go Tracer.
	Alright, let's go team chat.
	The beating will continue.
	The beatings will continue my friends.
	Someone up top, I don't know who it is.
	Oh, ball, ball.
	Wait, his ball is going.
	I stuck him too, he's weak.
	He's hitting like random mines.
	Ding Ball on me over here.
	Ball one.
	Ball dead.
	Idiot.
	Stupid fuck.
	Now let's go.
	Push in.
	Moira now on payload.
	And Bastion.
	Bastion melted.
	Moira, Moira.
	Moira now.
	Junkrat dead.
	There we go.
	Lifeweaver!
	Lifeweaver!
	One HP. He's dead.
	Scrub.
	Nice.
	Here we go.
	What the hell?
	Bro, this brawl is an idiot, bro.
	He's not good.
	Scrub.
	Let's go, let's go.
	He's half.
	Ball low.
	They're really low.
	We're moving payload.
	I can't really peek You good?
	Right Moira on point Moira on point, on payload.
	He's one.
	Good shit.
	Got him.
	Ball is weak.
	Time is under you, Martin.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he got me last second, bro.
	I tried to kill him for you.
	Scrub, bro.
	Kid sucks.
	You guys should have that.
	Ball's one.
	Ball one, I'm chasing now.
	Good stuff.
	I'll pick you up, let's go.
	Thank you.
	Alright.
	Kree slow ass.
	Nice slam, what the fuck.
	You guys are fucking him up, man!
	That's my full potential More uh Full here?
	Full half up top Full really though, full really though I've gotta move him up, I've gotta move him up Soldier 1 in that room over there.
	One shot on...
	good stuff.
	I'm on the payload.
	I'm on payload, moving it.
	More low.
	You guys are melting.
	Thanks, bro.
	Me and you, Ryze.
	Let's go.
	Me and you.
	No fear.
	No fear.
	Let's go.
	The ball.
	Let's go.
	Let's fucking go.
	I'm gonna sit here.
	He's low.
	I'm running.
	Well, they're looking for me.
	I'm gonna die.
	Oh I cleared my I cleared my they are payloads down pillow balls one ball Balls one, guys.
	Balls one.
	Good finish.
	I'm about to die.
	They're chasing me.
	Nah, I'm doing it.
	Oh, what?!
	He's getting power boosted by the Mercy.
	Yeah, we got it.
	The ball diff!
	Nice.
	That ball diff, crazy.
	Alright, flame.
	Let's go.
	and you let's go fuck oh my god it's wrong i block you i block you bro uh they got a doomfist now Oh shit.
	He missed his punch.
	Dead.
	I got it.
	Okri up top We're on the left weak.
	Be careful man.
	Soldier two tapped, he sucks.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Mercy one.
	Mercy.
	Moira behind you.
	Moira behind you.
	No fade.
	No fade.
	Behind you guys.
	Where is she?
	I'm looking.
	Oh, she's dead.
	Soldier on the left?
	More or low?
	Dead Oh!
	Oh, soldier ulting on point.
	Wow.
	Hey man, Reaper got me.
	I'm killing everything.
	We got it, we got it.
	Mercy, Mercy.
	Oh, he's not.
	Nice.
	Damage, damage, damage.
	Off angle, off angle.
	Off angle, off angle Dalkard are you going to Questron?
	Questron's house?
	What?
	I thought you were gonna fly to him.
	Isn't that what you said?
	I don't think he wants that.
	People in Overwatch are allergic to becoming better people.
	That's gaming in general.
	I told him I'll pay for a gym and all that stuff.
	Power means nothing if you do not put it to use.
	Tending to the earth keeps the girl busy.
	Tending to the earth keeps the girl busy.
	Also, the people that are talking trash, the funny thing is Myron is probably higher ranked than you.
	That's the sad part.
	Oh yeah, I'm practicing my McCree, man.
	I usually play Soldier.
	So...
	My McCree is the best right now.
	So...
	Yeah, for all the haters in the chat talking shit, fuck you losers over there on Aqua's chat.
	You snowflakes.
	You guys probably voted Biden I killed the bolt, killed the bolt Please. - Mm.
	Soldier.
	Soldier.
	Moira one shot.
	On payload.
	Good finish.
	Let's go.
	Me and you right.
	Ball.
	Kill the bolt.
	Man, this ball is annoying as hell, man.
	Yeah, he's trolling.
	He's not good.
	I'm more weak.
	Moran.
	I'm going to go.
	Sombra one.
	Ash up top?
	Yup.
	Ash up top.
	20 heals.
	Oh shit.
	Mercy.
	Pull one!
	Pull really one!
	Thank you!
	I got you!
	That's my full potential!
	I'm back.
	Ball on the high ground.
	Ball is feeding.
	No, I'm not shooting ball.
	Oh he's a V!
	Damn, okay.
	BOOM I'm just enjoying the wall ride.
	Bordef!
	Bordef!
	They recognize me!
	Ran away, Sombra.
	Going after this one.
	Me and you!
	Me and you!
	Kill this Doom!
	Doom Doom Doom!
	Sombra!
	She ran away.
	Sombra weak over there.
	You guys are supposed to play it.
	I got some bro.
	I'll be back soon.
	Be careful.
	I should have ulted.
	I wanted to save you.
	It's okay.
	I'm just the target.
	I'm back.
	This kid suck.
	We decayed, of course the payload.
	Oh, they're resing.
	I'm okay.
	I'm trust you.
	In your right, kill this guy.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, he left!
	He had you!
	He had rage quit!
	Yeah, bro.
	This is...
	Myron, we made their rage quit.
	Look!
	Yeah, it's like, bro.
	We're just destroying them.
	He had you!
	Kill this dude!
	Oh this is like...
	this is like...
	Yeah, you.
	Kill this fucking dude.
	Hold up the defense until the end.
	Okay.
	Wait, they're saying we're cheating now.
	Yeah, we are cheating.
	Cheating.
	Cheating with a friendship.
	Kids got destroyed.
	I just turned on the invite.
	Oh, hold on.
	Yennefer wants to play, actually.
	Let me see here.
	The Mercy.
	Is she in here?
	Oh, there she is.
	I'll send her a invite.
	I guess we're cheating.
	Maybe she doesn't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if she's in the game.
	Oh, okay.
	Say he's not.
	Okay.
	We could play one without her.
	I think she's here
	We need to get Marinter Masters next
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Okay, guys.
	Block in.
	Alright.
	Am I Celsius ready?
	Alright.
	let's destroy these kids a bad work He's not in voice.
	Uh, who's the fat guy he's talking about?
	Who's the fat guy he's talking about?
	What?
	What did I just join?
	What did he say?
	I don't know.
	Who's the fat guy that you're talking about?
	Bastion.
	Bastion, Tracer.
	There's a Tracer, top left.
	Shooting the Bastion.
	Doing first on the left.
	Yeah, tracers.
	Bastion is weak.
	I'm 5 HP. Holy.
	Shooting him.
	He got cleansed.
	Come back!
	I got you guys.
	Bastion maybe?
	Doom for some point.
	Oh, Doom on me.
	He's one shot.
	Doom is one.
	good finish Bastion melting?
	got her Sombra dead back up back up guys hit on him man he didn't ever stop oh they're a monkey now they got monkey up Gotta fan the hammer on him.
	Monkey on the left?
	Yeah, here we go.
	Low.
	Wait, they have no bashing turrets for him.
	Wanna go?
	Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
	Oh, monkey left, monkey left, monkey left, monkey left.
	Oh, they're chasing me.
	My bad, my bad.
	Let's go.
	Kill the monkey!
	Sombra, Sombra.
	Melted, bitch.
	Oh, nice nate, bro.
	That was huge.
	I almost said something racist.
	You almost said something racist?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we got it.
	Awkward's on Twitch, so we gotta be careful.
	Yeah, I'll get banned.
	Yeah, I will.
	I will.
	You can't be here with your combination, man.
	Soldier melted?
	Oh, no.
	Alright.
	Play back, guys.
	Play back.
	You lost one.
	Play back a bit.
	You lost one.
	Shit.
	Bastard got lucky, man.
	Play conservative, guys.
	I'm coming back.
	I'm coming back with a high noon.
	Back up.
	Oh, lord.
	Back up.
	I'm on Monkey.
	Monkey is weak.
	Monkey is weak.
	Monkey low.
	Yeah, we can give him a few ticks.
	Are we gonna engage?
	Are we gonna get in here?
	Are we gonna engage?
	Can you touch him?
	I can touch him.
	Big noon!
	Soldier dead!
	Soldier dead!
	Oh, what?!
	No!
	Oh, our tank needed to touch that.
	Zara is not in the point.
	Yeah, Lucio touched and Zarya...
	Yo, did our Zarya not have grav on that last fight?
	Like, what happened?
	He didn't touch.
	What the hell?
	Yo, bro, your mic sucks.
	What the hell are you doing, bro?
	You talking underwater?
	The fuck?
	That's Section 8 mic.
	Yeah, bro, this dude got that Section 8 mic.
	That poverty mic, man.
	The EDT mic.
	The fuck, man?
	Winston, Winston, Winston.
	I'm with you, N. I can visor from behind.
	Yeah, visor them from behind because they're looking at us up front.
	Bastion's won.
	Good finish.
	Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston behind you guys.
	They had the Winston.
	He's weak, he's weak.
	Y'all can kill him.
	Good finish, good finish.
	this dude sucks soldier and bastion in the back Bastion weak.
	I'm shooting Bastion.
	Soldier one.
	Oh shit.
	I'm backing up.
	- Careful, iron. - Winston, we got a...
	Oh shit.
	Back up.
	They're burning.
	They burned.
	Two alts?
	Do we got a graph?
	Fuck you low.
	No we don't.
	Fuck!
	Need to run.
	Run away, run away.
	Yeah, I'm backing up Monkey Hawk.
	Yo, Amnesia, I'm not sure if you forgot how to play Zarya or some shit, but bro You should be having high charge with this team that they have on their squad Soldier, you know what?
	I've got a speedy speedy speedy speedy speedy speedy, let's go Go go go go go go!
	Boy I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die!
	Winston Winston!
	Come on Winston!
	Advisory, advisory!
	I got you.
	I got one.
	Monkey ulting.
	He's on me.
	Monkey on me.
	Monkey on me.
	I need help.
	I'm gonna die.
	Oh lord.
	Kuriko one.
	Kuriko one.
	Oh my god bro.
	I got Kuriko.
	Good shit.
	Hit for B. Can we fight?
	Winston, wait!
	We can, we can, we can, we can!
	Come on, hit him with the 12 o'clock.
	I'm gonna, I'm gonna, but they're all looking at me right now.
	Alright, alright.
	Kick me up while I do this shit!
	Get the bubble, get the bubble!
	Nice!
	One, one dead.
	Good 12 o'clock.
	Alright, who's up?
	I hear footsteps over here.
	I don't know who the fuck.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Someone up here.
	Up top, up top.
	Get him, get him, get him.
	Mora, Mora!
	I'm with the Helix.
	Good shit.
	Alright.
	Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
	Amnesia, you fucking suck, bro.
	But we're gonna carry you.
	You fucking suck, bro.
	Like, you fucking suck, bro.
	Holy shit.
	Snugger trash.
	Yo, for all you fucking low IQ idiots in the fucking rumble chat like eventual warlord, you fucking piece of shit.
	That dude is fucking gay.
	It's her friend that she went to college with, okay?
	And by the way, he moved to America.
	She didn't even know that he moved to America.
	He works out at a fucking UFC gym an hour away.
	You fucking idiots can't even do your research right.
	So shut the fuck up.
	You know what you're talking about, bro.
	Over here saying that, yo, she's still friends with her ex, that nigga's gay.
	Dummies.
	Shut up.
	Holy fuck, man.
	That's how I don't take y'all niggas serious no more, because you guys don't even do your proper research.
	We're gonna expose Martin Angie!
	Fucking idiots, man.
	This eventual warlord dude's a fucking weirdo, man.
	You're an idiot, bro.
	Real talk, you're a fucking idiot.
	You over here trying to do research and shit, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Holy shit, man.
	Fucking weirdos, bro.
	Can't even do proper research.
	That dude's fucking gay.
	Kisses dude, just like you.
	Motherfucker!
	Talking about a fucking picture from six years ago, man!
	Fucking weirdos on here, man.
	Junker at one, on point!
	Junkrat 1.
	Orissa's like really far up.
	I got Orissa.
	I hit him with the Helix.
	He's one!
	Killed a bunch.
	You good, Bryce?
	You good?
	Yeah, you good.
	Nevermind, nevermind.
	I'm out.
	I'm almost back.
	- Duckrat and Bastion.
	- Arisa kill Arisa.
	- Up her tank.
	- Ah, here they come with the push. - Okay, we gotta back up I think.
	Yeah, I'm backing up right now.
	I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	We got this.
	I must have mine too.
	Bash in one, bash in one, bash in one.
	Yeah, I'm gonna go high ground advisor.
	Junkrat's up right!
	I got a drunkard, I'll go with drunkard.
	Drunkard is up to Hacker.
	One, just one.
	Got him, got him.
	12 o'clock, motherfucker.
	Damn, he's so lucky, bro.
	He's one shot of the Baptiste, man.
	One shot of the Baptiste.
	Fucking sorry, piece of shit.
	If we don't have that window, I would've fucked him up.
	I don't know how I live this.
	Let's go, Ryze.
	Me and you, let's go.
	I'm almost back.
	Yeah, me and Ryze got this.
	Nice.
	We got it.
	Oh, why?
	Wait, fuck.
	Let's hold that.
	You don't lift.
	No left, dude, no left.
	Why aren't this bad-- Yo, this bad shit's getting pocketed, bro.
	Thank you.
	He's in that room.
	Bastion's in that room.
	Blanking.
	Yeah, I'm blanking.
	He's still in that room.
	Good finish.
	Nice.
	Good call out.
	Batty's dead.
	Scrubs.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	I'm kidding.
	Go, go, go, go, go, go.
	Sigma should die?
	Dead?
	Alright, fuck it.
	The punishment will continue.
	I'll speed them out Feeding out You don't care, let's head Oh shit, Junkrat?
	Oh, he's gonna blow us up.
	Oh, I'm dead.
	Okay.
	Back up.
	Back up, visor.
	Back up guys Okay, I'm gonna visor up top here Thank you.
	Close it out.
	I can speed you in if you want to visor.
	Okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it.
	I'll move payload, I'll move payload.
	I got buff!
	Bastion is one, Bastion is one, good finish.
	Nice move.
	Sigma melted.
	Nice.
	Good shit.
	I got 15k damage.
	Darius is NQ!
	Get in the fucking backpack!
	What the fuck?
	Alright, let's continue.
	Yeah, so let me just address this shit one time because you guys are fucking idiots, right?
	So...
	You guys think you're, oh, yo, Byron, exposed, we got this picture of Andrew from seven years ago with this fucking guy.
	Number one, that dude is gay.
	Number two, she went to school with him back in Venezuela.
	There were psychology students together.
	That dude moved to Florida, unbeknown to her, by the way, you guys actually are the ones that told her that he fucking moved here, and he lives like an hour away.
	He goes to the UFC gym an hour away.
	She doesn't go to that fucking UFC gym.
	So, nice try, but you fucking failed.
	Some of you guys are trying so hard.
	Oh, bro, look, your girl does this, blah, blah, blah.
	You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	I used to be able to take some of y'all, like, serious, but now it's just very obvious that it's just like, let me just hate on this dude.
	Let me just fucking try to fight some shit on Angie.
	Let me just be a fucking hater.
	Weirdos, bro.
	You guys can't even properly stalk.
	So it's like, bro, like, get the fuck up out of here, man.
	Like, I don't take a lot of you guys fucking serious because you guys are some fucking weirdos, bro.
	Weirdos.
	Wait, people actually stalk your girlfriend?
	Yeah, dude.
	Fucking weirdos, man.
	Fucking weirdos, man.
	A photo shoot that she did months before I met her.
	Where she was helping a friend out with her bikini business.
	Like, bro, what the fuck?
	Like, we're together now.
	That shit's gone.
	She privated her profile and she got with me.
	So what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
	She was single when that shit happened.
	Fucking idiots, man.
	That's so sad.
	Fucking losers, bro.
	So, eventual warlord, like, fuck you, bro.
	Like, real talk, fuck you.
	I'd like to see what you look like.
	Because you want to take personal shots at my chick?
	What the fuck you look like?
	Drop your Instagram, you weirdo.
	Guarantee you're a mouth-breathing, triple-chen, piece of shit fucking loser.
	Fucking bum.
	Talking shit, man.
	Motherfuckers want to be personal talking shit about my chick.
	I want to see what the fuck some of y'all niggas look like.
	Talking shit, man.
	Ryan is one shot on the left.
	Ryan is one shot on the left.
	He could die.
	Ana one shot on the right, too.
	If I would have gone off the map, I would have missed it.
	Reinhardt right here?
	I don't know what the hell this Reinhardt's doing, bro.
	Bastard 1, Bastard 1, Bastard 1, Bastard 1.
	I got him.
	Thank you.
	Reinhardt is weak.
	Good finish.
	Thank you, bro.
	Yeah, eventually, you talk all this shit, drop your Instagram, bro.
	Because you've been taking personal shots at me for fucking weeks and Angie.
	Fuck you, man.
	Drop your shit, man.
	Fucking weirdos, man.
	Fucking all this shit, man.
	I want to see what the fuck you look like.
	Hold on, bro!
	Attack the argument!
	I just destroyed your argument.
	It's all a lie.
	Now drop who the fuck you are, faggot!
	Let's go, let's go in, let's go in.
	Reinhardt weak on the left.
	Damn, okay.
	Lashin low Tracer No!
	Watch out.
	Here they come.
	Oh shit.
	We lost our Lucio.
	Back up!
	We lost our Lucio.
	Back up!
	Back up Yeah, he's nanoed.
	Nanoed Rhyne.
	Oh, Ana, Tracer.
	I'm dead.
	Yeah.
	Tracer came around and got us.
	Rhyne won.
	He's dead.
	Huge.
	Nice.
	Be careful, be careful.
	Uh, Bashan.
	Bashan is really bad.
	Not bad.
	You got it, you got it.
	They're minus two.
	They're down two.
	I'm coming.
	Bashan?
	Did I have them?
	Coming.
	They're really low.
	Ryan on point.
	Ryan on point.
	Half.
	Yeah, I'm on him.
	Dash and one.
	On a one, on a one.
	Watch them weak.
	I'm not going to go or eliminate this.
	Got her.
	You guys got it.
	Alright.
	Just play back a bit, guys.
	No need to, um...
	Okay.
	Because they're going to have ults.
	And I got a high noon, uh, to...
	When they got...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let them get on point.
	Let them get on point.
	Fuck it.
	Back up.
	No point.
	Yeah, go right side there and then high noon when they...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm over here right now.
	I'm over here right now.
	They're going to run on point.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	I'm distracting them right here.
	You can go for it.
	Go off the map, guys.
	Let's go.
	Oh, what the?
	Moira, Moira, Moira in the corner.
	Good finish, good finish.
	Nice.
	Double boob.
	Good shit, bro.
	Nice!
	Shit on their DPS.
	Awkward's about to do a Lucio unranked GM with this.
	Yeah, people have been asking me to do it for like four years.
	Yeah.
	You've done like almost every character, right?
	Like half the cast.
	Who told you that?
	Tal Blanco, you're a loser too, bro.
	I bet.
	Like, I'll never understand why you sit here and you watch my streams and you talk shit.
	You're a weirdo too, man.
	People are weird, bro.
	Watch people that you don't like.
	Fucking weirdos, man.
	I'll never get that, bro.
	No, no, no, I'm not banning none of them, bro.
	Let them...
	Let them fucking sit in here like idiots to talk shit, making themselves look like fucking retards.
	Low IQ, man.
	Room temperature IQ. Moira, weak, Moira, weak.
	They're underneath.
	Bastion, weak.
	Bastion, Bastion, weak.
	Fuck, man.
	Tracer.
	Tracer.
	Dude said y'all my favorites.
	You just vetted a 304.
	Shut the fuck up Blanco.
	I don't know shit man.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Sigh Ryze you've been quiet.
	What's up?
	Oh shit.
	Okay, Ryze dead?
	Ryan dead?
	Yeah, they got the advantage in there, bro.
	You wanna...
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, fuck it.
	I guess we're going in there.
	Fuck it.
	Nice!
	Oh my god!
	Yes!
	We're going to the spawn.
	No fear.
	Let's go.
	Alright, fuck it.
	I'm here with the Reinhardt.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	I'm on the Zen.
	He's one shot.
	He's one shot.
	I'm on the high guard.
	Oh shit!
	Soldier!
	Reinhardt!
	Are they shooting you from the spawn?
	I got you!
	I got you!
	I'm blocking you!
	I appreciate it bro!
	Don't die!
	Don't die!
	We're dead!
	Holy fuck!
	Get back!
	Get back!
	I'm not dying!
	I'm good!
	I'm blocking you!
	I still die!
	Soldier 1!
	You and me in!
	Oh no!
	You got me!
	I got him!
	I think he's got a shadow.
	He's got a shadow.
	I got it.
	I'm reading them like a ghost man.
	Oh, point, point, point!
	Ryan, there's one shot in there, right?
	Oh my god!
	Ryan, one, right, one!
	They got the point, man.
	Fuck.
	Let's go.
	Told you.
	Okay And you're not gonna die I got you.
	Oh shit.
	Good boot.
	Power of friction.
	Kids got fucked.
	As a healer, Dave.
	As a healer, Dave.
	Ryze, where were you, bro?
	You weren't talking.
	I mute my mic, sorry.
	What happened?
	I accidentally mute my mic.
	I'm talking the whole time.
	laughs That's a healer dude.
	sad music Oh, we're on a win streak now.
	We're smacking these dudes.
	Back on topic for shit talkers, you know, I suggested something.
	I think that if you have social media or any online presence, you should be forced to take a picture of yourself and put it on your profile before you talk shit.
	Yeah, yeah, it'd be great.
	I'm not a pussy.
	Nah, Top Blanco, you are a hater, bro.
	All you do is talk shit about Angie, bro.
	You go in the fucking FedReacts chat, you be in the YouTube chat, all you do is talk shit about Angie.
	You a fucking weirdo, bro.
	Like, I don't fuck with you.
	Fuck you, man.
	Real talk, man.
	Fucking loser, bro.
	And the reason why I'm telling you loser-ass niggas to post your IG is because you guys sit there and talk shit about her all the time, taking personal attacks on her.
	I would like to see what some of you weirdos look like, man.
	Because I did attack your argument on that last one for this fucking eventual warlord idiot.
	Attack the argument!
	Don't attack me!
	Alright, I attacked your argument.
	You literally pointed out a fucking gay dude that she was classmates with seven years ago.
	Trying to say that that's her ex-boyfriend.
	Your fucking data is wrong.
	You're an idiot.
	It's off.
	You're an L. So now, since you want to go ahead and take personal attacks on her that are incorrect, show us what the fuck you look like, eventual warlord.
	You over here 32 years old talking shit about another fucking dude's girl.
	You fucking weirdo.
	Fuck you, man.
	Some of y'all niggas, man, real talk?
	I would love to smack some of you guys with the fucking taste out your mouth, man.
	Talking shit like this, bro.
	Fucking losers, man.
	You should fight on Aiden's card.
	With this guy.
	Nah.
	You got Hillary and McCree.
	The eventual warlord saying, I don't care about a girl past.
	What past does she have, bro?
	She don't got a past.
	Because she did a bikini shoot with a friend before I met her?
	That she posted on Instagram?
	Bro, that shit's gone now.
	Since I've been with her, it's gone.
	So what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
	You idiot.
	Being a whore and doing a photo shoot are two different things, bro.
	And when I've talked about Instagram before, I've been very explicit about this.
	I say when she's in a relationship with you, she has that shit.
	You idiot.
	Ready, flame?
	I'm ready, I'm ready.
	Zero critical thinking skills.
	Oh, they found me.
	Sigma weak, Sigma weak, Sigma weak.
	I'm shooting Sigma.
	They got a McCree too?
	Pylon gone, pylon gone.
	Sigma looking at me, guys.
	Him and Alari.
	Alari weak.
	Ah, sick.
	Sick low.
	Sombra.
	He's putting up that fucking dumbass barrier, man.
	McCree in the back.
	Only one Sombra.
	I'm below.
	Oh, I got fucked.
	Baptiste in the back.
	That's actually pretty low.
	Sigma.
	Window.
	Window.
	They got the window on us, man.
	I'm gonna stall here.
	I got mine.
	I got mine.
	Oh, nevermind.
	Stay alive, stay alive.
	I got mine.
	I'm gonna swap anyway.
	I got mine.
	Touch last second.
	I can touch, I can touch.
	Sigma on the left.
	I'm with you, man.
	Sig right here.
	Oh, I thought you were with me, bro!
	Sigma behind you, bro.
	Sigma behind you.
	Yeah, I was trying to walk past him.
	He's one.
	I got him for you, Myron.
	Alright.
	You almost killed me, Ryze.
	I'm sorry.
	It's okay, man.
	I killed them all.
	We got this.
	Alright.
	I'm locked in, guys.
	I'm locked in.
	I wanted to walk through him.
	Nah, you good, you good.
	Don't worry about it.
	No, no, no.
	I'm giving this fucking haters too much attention, so I'm fucking...
	Don't talk to these idiots now.
	Gotta lock in.
	Yep.
	Are there Sombra on me?
	I might be dead for that.
	Fuck.
	My bad.
	Sigma?
	Sombra maybe?
	Awww man!
	Alright we got them on this shit.
	It's not a bad defense.
	Sombra on you guys!
	Sombra one shot!
	Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
	Nevermind, nevermind.
	Backing up, I'm backing up.
	Sombra one, Sombra one!
	McCree weak on their side.
	Come on What the fuck I'm gonna Mike Can I mine?
	I'm ready.
	I'll book them in.
	There's Sombra somewhere here.
	Sombra one?
	Dead?
	Healing you?
	Oh no.
	Can I hit a shot, bro?
	You can't.
	You're awkward.
	I suck.
	Alright, we got this.
	I still have mine.
	I still have mine first.
	Good finish.
	Nice.
	I'll speed Yachty when he's gonna go out.
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	Oh, they're going to run.
	That is not a speed.
	Sigma weak on the right.
	Big low.
	Sombra?
	Sombra one.
	Got him.
	Alright.
	Let's go.
	Speeding in.
	Let's go.
	Speeding?
	This guy.
	This guy.
	- Hi.
	- Hi.
	- I'm on a half.
	- Can we kill Sigma? - Sigma half.
	Sigma half.
	You guys can kill him?
	I got you.
	Oh my god, bro.
	He's getting...
	I'm moving with me!
	I'm moving with me!
	Sombra on me.
	God fucking bitch, man.
	Yeah, she got me too.
	We got four ults here.
	Almost back.
	Me and you on Ana, me and you on Ana.
	Let's go Fuck Nice.
	Move.
	Sombra.
	Nice.
	F**k.
	I'm gonna kill him in the back.
	I got it.
	Nice, nice, right.
	Sigma's looking at me.
	You guys can fuck him up.
	Wow, bro.
	Not playing good this game.
	Sorry, guys.
	No, no, no.
	Just fucking talking shit to these fucking loser haters.
	That's why.
	But it's fine.
	We gotta win this anyway.
	Alright, now we're gonna get up.
	Yeah, now we're gonna get them on this ship.
	All good.
	We still fucking held them a lot.
	And I wasn't even fucking focused, so now we're gonna destroy them on this one.
	Yeah, boy.
	Now we're gonna destroy them.
	You know what?
	Dive properly.
	- Treasure is nice. - Hard on defense, first point.
	They want you to play Zen.
	Yeah, fuck it.
	I'll go Zen.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	We're gonna absolutely destroy them now because I'm gonna actually play soldier so we're gonna fuck them up.
	Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time.
	Alright.
	That was an adventure.
	Sorry about that.
	Don't be.
	You were worth it.
	I know what you want to say, bro.
	All right, fuck them up They're up top Soldier up there.
	Soldier up there.
	He's weak.
	He's half.
	He's dead.
	He's scrubbed.
	Baptiste up top too.
	Ramatra weak.
	Ramatra a half.
	Baptiste gone.
	Yup.
	I'm about to fuck him up.
	I'm about to fuck him up.
	He's dead.
	These kids suck.
	Sombra melted.
	These kids don't stand a chance when I play Soldier, bro.
	They're gonna get fucked.
	Alright, let's see here.
	Soldier trying to run.
	Soldier one shot over there.
	One shot on him!
	One shot on him!
	I'm with you right, I'm with you man.
	Baptiste sweet, good finish, good finish.
	Oh shit, oh shit.
	Damn it.
	Yo, watch out Mercy.
	This kid has no awareness bro.
	Moira won.
	Good shit.
	That was over the top, that pulse.
	Yeah, I wanted to fuck him up.
	Nah, this is a BM pulse.
	Yeah, I saw, I saw.
	Alright, I'm on my payload.
	It's fine.
	You guys are destroying them.
	I'm on the bop.
	Got the bop.
	Get the moro next Moro!
	Moira.
	She's weak.
	Sombra?
	Sombra?
	Ramatra and Soldier weak up there.
	Good finish.
	I'm moving payload.
	We're not even moving to payload.
	We're just killing them.
	I'm going to 4th link They're all one in spawn They're healed up now I Soldier one shot on top.
	We have 5 ult coming up here.
	Yup.
	They're chasing me right now.
	Okay, Soldier backed up.
	Oh my god, he had his heel pad and still fucking almost died.
	Soldier!
	Get the Soldier, bro!
	Moira chasing me.
	Wow, this Moira is really...
	Okay.
	Oh, thank you.
	Almost killed me through the trunk.
	There's a Sombra right here.
	Up top.
	Yeah, Sombra's dead.
	Nice.
	I'm going first flank.
	Good luck, guys.
	Rematra weak in that room.
	Hello.
	I'm going for a super flank.
	Left.
	Thanks.
	I'm smoking him.
	Ramatra.
	Ramatra guys coming after me.
	He's up top.
	Kill him. - He's up.
	Bitch.
	We got him, we got him.
	Fuck these kids, just because.
	Alright, lock the door.
	Kids suck.
	Fuck them.
	Mario plays Mario plays Play of the game Mario plays Mario plays Jeez Mario plays
	Alright.
	Mario plays The beanies will continue, guys.
	Oh shit, she's in here?
	Alright, let's go.
	Now we really aren't gonna lose.
	Sorry, house duties came first.
	No worries.
	Damn.
	It said if I win 10 match, I'm gonna get diamond too.
	Damn.
	On tank.
	Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
	Prepare your defenses.
	Select your hero.
	What tanker would you want?
	For this one?
	Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks.
	Maybe a Reinhardt for the first point?
	Reinhardt?
	For the first point maybe?
	I don't know.
	They did buff him.
	Okay, me and you just go in.
	Right, it's me and you, okay?
	You tell me when you go and I'll speed you in.
	Okay, but why I have 300p this time?
	Uh, NA servers.
	Yeah, I also have 300p.
	Oh, right!
	I never joined in.
	I never joined in.
	You never join me.
	Oh shit.
	Junker at top right.
	Junker at top right.
	Fuck man Okay, I'm gonna stay behind them and let them chase me and stuff I'm dead.
	Universe is really lag.
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, it's super it's super bad.
	Alright, let's go win, let's go win.
	I killed two.
	Shield's about to break.
	Ryan has one.
	Quick finish.
	Junkrat.
	Soldier.
	Oh, I got.
	Slept.
	I'm good, I'm good.
	good thank you bro they got a diva now D.Va about half.
	Oh, they got a Reaper too.
	Reaper in the room on the right.
	Soldier weak on payload.
	He got healed.
	Handed him.
	D.Va on me, D.Va on me over here.
	Fuck, man.
	We're spread apart.
	Wanna go in on Ana?
	Oh!
	I'm on him.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Reaper?
	Good finish.
	I'm gonna take high ground with you guys.
	I've played professionally many, many years.
	I think this is the most diverse group I've ever played with.
	Soldier!
	Soldier!
	He's weak!
	He's weak!
	Good finish!
	Good finish!
	I'm on this D.Va!
	Reaper on the left!
	Reaper on the left!
	With D.Va!
	Reaper on the left with D.Va.
	I hear Reaper behind us, man.
	You want me to pulse?
	They said the Reaper's throwing.
	Okay.
	Nevermind.
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you, Arthur.
	Let's go, let's go, let's go.
	We got both supports.
	Holy fuck.
	What am I doing to these kids?
	Reaper behind walking the payload.
	Really?
	Oh wait, I'm going to contact him.
	Hunt on the right.
	I'm still here, guys.
	Chase him!
	Chase him!
	They're all coming here, guys.
	Gotta be careful.
	Yep, I see.
	window window window window window window oh I'm dead Reaper weak.
	No Wraith on him, no Wraith.
	Good finish.
	Behind them.
	He's one.
	I got him Rebron on you Winston Oh shit.
	Nano D.Va.
	I got you.
	I got you.
	I'm focusing on D.Va.
	Sleeping.
	Night night.
	They got a McCree too.
	Never mind.
	He sucks.
	Reaper.
	Reaper in the back.
	Lucio.
	Oh, I'm dead.
	Nevermind.
	It's all good.
	We can only keep them at their spawn how long, right?
	I'm coming back.
	Me and Mercy are coming back, guys.
	Might have to play back a bit.
	Yeah, it's okay.
	I hear D.Va.
	Yeah, I am.
	I hear D.Va though.
	Yeah, they're on payload.
	Bunch of them on payload.
	Whoa, Reaper on me.
	Fuuuuck.
	Oh, watch out, watch out.
	Oh, what the hell?
	This dude ulting?
	What a scrub.
	Reaper one, Reaper one Fuck you Oh My bubble is one sec.
	That's fine, they got it.
	They struggle though.
	Only one minute.
	Are you good, Hogwarts?
	Yeah, I'm good.
	The bubble.
	I got you.
	I'll block you.
	What was that?
	What is that bubble, bro?
	The 200 ping bubble.
	Reaper is running.
	Oh fuck.
	Okay.
	Got away.
	McCree weak.
	I'm on him.
	Oh, no, he's getting healed.
	Oh!
	Fucking Mc...
	D-bonned me.
	Shit.
	Come on, Moira.
	D-bonned, uh...
	Moira, weak on the...
	Oh, she teleported.
	I got my right Well my post disappeared Oh no, he ate it.
	Alright, one more fight.
	I need to eat it.
	One more fight.
	I got the bubble.
	Oh, you can hide in the car.
	Uh, bomb.
	Whoa!
	Oh no!
	Fuck, dude.
	It's fine, we got this one.
	Our Mercy's gone.
	Reaper on the right here.
	On the left, I mean.
	By the health pack.
	McCree too.
	Fuck!
	Mercy, watch out.
	Reaper behind you.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, steamroll them.
	Yeah we're gonna just steamroll them.
	Took them forever to get that.
	Took them forever to get that.
	Nice.
	Took them forever to get that.
	Took them out of each other.
	Yeah, they barely did it.
	To be honest, if we didn't sit there and spawn their camp for a bit, we would have fucked them up.
	Think we'll see AI's sky list?
	I love everything he's in.
	Though he does always make me cry.
	They got a Torm.
	Oh.
	Soldier on the high ground.
	Soldier weak, soldier.
	Good finish, good finish.
	Wait, this here?
	Torb turret.
	Torb turret up top.
	I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot it.
	Torb turret gone, Torb turret gone.
	Turn to rest, turn to rest, turn to rest.
	Thank you.
	Lucio weak.
	Torb is one, Torb is one.
	D.Va gone.
	Good finish.
	Really feeling the heat stuff I'm coming back Oh
	Oh Soldier week Oh Can you shoot a torque?
	I bet.
	I'm trying to.
	D.Va coming!
	D.Va coming!
	Got two.
	Really good post there.
	Keep a one.
	Bidding in, bidding in, bidding in.
	More one.
	I'm on payload on.
	I'm on payload.
	Keep pushing.
	Nice.
	Let's go.
	Squeak Oh come on.
	I can beat the worst case scenario.
	We're weak in that room.
	They're up top, up top.
	Lucio, one.
	Soldier up top, two.
	Soldier up top.
	You can go for the res and I think I'm gonna beat.
	Yeah, you can res.
	Soldier's top ground, guys.
	Soldiers have grown.
	We got this?
	I mean, I killed three.
	Yeah, I killed two.
	Ah, Lucille.
	Lucio, we keep running though.
	Soldier on a high ground, guys.
	Okay, he knocked them down I think.
	What?
	D.Va after me.
	Diva up here if we can get her out of mech.
	I'm shooting Diva.
	What the fu-?
	Lost connection to game server?
	Bruh.
	Right when I was about a high noon these scrubs.
	Dude.
	Incredible.
	Bro, what the fuck?
	Bro, what the fuck?
	Dude.
	Hold on.
	I'm about to restart this shit right now, guys.
	Hold on.
	The Matrix is attacking.
	Opening your shit back up.
	I don't know what the fuck happened Right We'll be back up, guys.
	Goddammit, bro.
	This is so lame.
	Wow.
	Really just kicked me out, bro.
	Really just kicked me out, man.
	Wow Yeah, fucking annoying bro So...
	Yeah, let the kids talk shit, bro.
	I'm not going to ban anybody.
	It is what it is.
	People are going to say what they want to say.
	All I'm going to say is this.
	I've been very clear about this.
	I said, if your girl's on Instagram showing her body off when she has a man, right?
	That is cheating.
	However, if she takes her shit down when she's in a relationship with you, obviously, and, you know, makes her shit private or whatever, that's different, bro.
	But again, I got people that lack critical thinking skills that watch the podcast that are like, oh, she had a picture of herself on Instagram, like, in a bikini.
	Bro, that means that you're all hypocrisy, bro.
	You contradict yourself.
	Bro, I've been very clear about this.
	If...
	She's on IG doing that shit.
	When you're in a relationship with her, that's the problem.
	But if she was doing it before and then she changes because of you, then good job!
	You got her to obviously commit to you on a higher degree because she obviously put her shit behind privacy.
	So, bro, it's crazy to me.
	It's like, bro, like, people just don't have critical thinking skills, man.
	It's wild.
	They want to, like, extrapolate certain things from what you say to fit their narrative.
	Whatever, man.
	It is what it is.
	So, people are going to talk shit.
	It is what it is.
	Trolls are going to troll.
	That's the last time I address this shit with you guys.
	So, anyway.
	No, those beach pricks were not when we were...
	Bro.
	Oh my god, man.
	Her friend posted that shit.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's see here.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, guys, I don't know what the fuck happened.
	Yo, it just like kicked me out the game.
	How long are you timed out for?
	I'm not timed out.
	I don't know what the hell happened.
	It kicked me out the game.
	Did you guys win?
	Nah, we're loose.
	Fuck, man.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Without you, we're loose.
	God damn it, bro.
	It's okay.
	That's normal.
	It's happened recently.
	Man, I already explained that shit.
	Honestly, bro, I'm not even going to address this shit with you guys no more because you guys are just trolling at this point.
	So that's cool.
	You guys can say whatever you want to say.
	What's up, bro?
	Can I cancel a bit?
	I changed my VPN really fast.
	Yeah, I'm not party leader right now.
	It's awkward.
	That's party leader.
	Yeah, I'm gonna switch it over.
	To who you wanted?
	Cancel a bit.
	Cancel a bit.
	I changed my VPN. Yeah, you got it.
	Thank you.
	I changed my VPN. We'll be back.
	No problem.
	What's your chat Matt about?
	You know, I used to think that my chat was bad on Twitter.
	No, no, no, bro.
	They're just trolling, bro.
	They just want attention.
	So that's clearly what this shit is.
	So I'm not even going to address it no more.
	They always got some shit to say about my chick.
	So whatever, bro.
	It is what it is.
	They just want attention.
	When they get a chick of their own, maybe they'll possibly talk to her.
	Trying to say I'm hypocritical about some shit like that when I've been fairly clear about what I've said about having a main girl and vetting and everything else like that.
	So it is what it is.
	Yeah, when I first joined the group chat, you were with her.
	She seemed like a very lovely girl.
	Yeah, people are weird, bro.
	Also, when people talk shit, they should talk shit about you, not people around you.
	It's kinda weird.
	Yeah.
	It is what it is.
	Sounds of the game Haters, man.
	We'll be there again, uh...
	Price.
	Yeah, I got kicked out that game, dude.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	I don't know what the fuck happened.
	It wouldn't even let me rejoin the match.
	Happens, bro.
	Overwatch is buggy sometimes We're rolling too We're rolling too Hello?
	Yo, what up, man?
	Oh, I mean...
	I can build a polyleaser, Maren.
	Huh?
	Okay.
	Hey, do you guys want me to start a custom?
	You know Ryze, the Chinese squad is pretty good.
	I think they win the last two World Cups, didn't they?
	No, actually, the last one was Saudi Arabia.
	We win, but we're second.
	The last two beforehand was first, right?
	Yeah, we only win once.
	Yeah, they're pretty good.
	China has a lot of good players, but we have most cheaters in the world.
	That's really bad.
	We have a lot of players.
	How many shots was that?
	We have a lot of players.
	We have a lot of players.
	Uh, yeah, I think we're gonna do, uh...
	Let me double check here.
	Hogwarts coming on.
	Ha!
	Nah, awkward's is, uh, other side of the world.
	Yeah, no, we're kidding.
	Yeah.
	Forty-an-hour flight, man.
	14 hours?
	Goddamn!
	Actually, I think the San Francisco was 14.
	I used to...
	I went to LA one time and San Francisco one time.
	But I've heard the East is better than the West.
	No hate. - Are you paying better, Yennefer? - What was that?
	I said, uh, Universe P is better.
	Yeah, oh yeah, a lot better.
	Yeah, I changed my server.
	You should be good.
	Thank you, I appreciate that.
	I don't know how to do it, Ana!
	Do what?
	Stay still for hours!
	Wait for the perfect shot!
	I don't know how to zip around without getting dizzy.
	Do all of you guys play Overwatch?
	I'm the only one that plays a good amount.
	Fresh plays, but he sucks.
	They suck, bro.
	They all suck.
	They got Widow, yeah.
	They got Widow.
	I'm dropping down.
	Good.
	Good nade.
	May below you guys.
	May 1.
	May no eyes blow.
	Widow 1.
	Good finish on the Widow.
	Got you.
	Take him.
	Careful, myr.
	Oh, jeez.
	Back, myr.
	Uh, Arisa in the room.
	Aw, damn.
	Arisa over here, guys.
	Aw, shit.
	And, and, uh, McCree over there, too.
	Aw, shit.
	I need help.
	Oh, my God, bro.
	I'm attacking too You got him, you got him Oh dear, oh what the Kariko weak, Kariko weak!
	They're teleported.
	Okay.
	I'm pushing in.
	Aw, she's Blizzard.
	God damn it, man!
	Fuck!
	That was rough.
	Alright.
	Alright, we're coming back, we're coming back.
	Holy shit.
	This McCree won!
	McCree won!
	Good finish, good finish.
	Arista top left.
	Arista still top left.
	Kill this bitch.
	What?!
	Alright, you know what?
	Fuck this shit, man.
	I got you flame, I got you.
	Nevermind, I'm dead.
	Piss me off bro.
	Alright, let's go.
	Time to fuck these kids up man.
	They got a Bastion.
	Bastion 1.
	Kariko 1, Kariko...
	Kariko chasing you guys.
	Kariko, one shot on the side.
	Kariko, one shot on the side.
	Sleeping, sleeping, or is that?
	Oh, damn, okay.
	She's one, she's one.
	Got her, bitch.
	Moira running.
	Come here, bitch.
	Mei.
	I put a hell pad down.
	Fuck this Sombra, man.
	Sombra's in that room over there.
	Sombra in that room over there.
	you can rest number one oh no he got you ready?
	pull out the pistol let's go pull out the pistol we got him we got him okay the lag was too bad for me for a second still?
	still bad uh we need coming down but not i think it was may weak me Sombra weak.
	Arisa weak, Arisa weak, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her.
	Arisa about to die, Arisa about to die, got her.
	Mei, Mei, Mei.
	Ah shit, Sombra over here.
	Sombra over here, one shot, Sombra, Sombra one shot.
	I got a visor.
	She's gonna EMP probably from behind us.
	Alright, what do we got for this fight?
	We got 92 nano?
	Okay.
	92 nano.
	Good, good, good, good.
	I got visor.
	Ana, I'm on the left.
	Give it to me when you can.
	Yep.
	Time to melt these faggots.
	I'm literally just focusing the healers.
	Fuck!
	One shot on the fucking Orisa low!
	Arisa low?
	Knock me down and I'll keep getting back out.
	Halo time to move.
	Arisa one?
	I'm gonna go.
	Sombra one shot on point!
	Sombra one shot!
	Sombra one shot!
	Got her!
	Fuck his scrubs.
	Kariko!
	He's one!
	She's one!
	May!
	Who can kill this stupid ass bitch?
	Okay, never mind.
	No Javelin, no Javelin.
	Melted.
	Fuck.
	Stupid.
	Oh, Mei over here, Mei over here.
	With Sombra.
	She used Ice Block.
	Mei weak, Mei weak.
	Good finish.
	Orisa, Orisa weak.
	Kuriko, wear her?
	Fuck these kids, they suck.
	Heels are over here for you.
	Orisa?
	Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one!
	Oh shit, I'm dead.
	I got too aggressive, it's fine.
	They suck.
	We got another nano.
	We got another nano.
	Yeah, I'll wait for the visor.
	We can do that visor.
	Okay, let me try to...
	Back up, back up, back up, back up.
	They just busted two.
	Just wasted two.
	Back up!
	I'm just farming a visor right now.
	Alright, I got the visor.
	I got the visor.
	We got to get the Arisa out of here, though.
	I'm ready.
	I'm ready.
	Ah, shit!
	No!
	Shit of focusing me so hard right now.
	Fuck you, bitch!
	Fuck you, bitch!
	Fuck you!
	Let's go!
	Kids are scrubs!
	Fuckin' faggots!
	If you never see me again on Twitch...
	Ah, fuck!
	My bad.
	If you don't see me again on Twitch or on YouTube, you know why.
	I said maggots.
	I said maggots, guys.
	I said Magus.
	laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter There goes Alkwraith's Twitch channel.
	laughter Nah, man, no.
	Nah.
	He'll be alright, man.
	man he'll be alright every soldier needs a cause something
	let's get the note he got just one more mission alright now we're gonna mess them up Can't believe they see nine, bro.
	Yeah, we messed up.
	You know...
	I knew Sombra or somebody was thinking about it.
	They got a Lucio.
	Let's see what else they got.
	There's a Tracer to the left.
	Oh, good call.
	Good call.
	Yeah, he was going for a move.
	Oh, fuck.
	Tracer weak on the left.
	Tracer?
	Long-hender.
	Ball one.
	Ball is weak as hell.
	McCree one.
	Sucks.
	I got a heal for you guys here.
	Tracer dead?
	Got her?
	She sucks.
	She sucks.
	Let's go.
	These kids messed up, man.
	Oh, their balls behind.
	They got a Bastion now?
	Yeah, they're chasing me spawned.
	I don't know what this is.
	Sebastian and Kariko trying to chase.
	Oh shit!
	Oh shit!
	Luthi's gonna go for the hoop guys Be careful.
	He's waiting for it.
	He's waiting for it.
	Nope.
	He missed it.
	Because he sucks.
	He tried to get it, but he failed.
	He's on the left-hand side.
	On the left, he's going for the boost again.
	She stuck me.
	Lucio, what?
	Lucio won on the left!
	Lucio went on the left!
	What?!
	Alright, uh...
	Alright, let's go, man.
	Not losing these sorry ass kids bro.
	No!
	I'm trash.
	I'm trash.
	I'll let this fucking scrub boob me.
	Four on four, guys.
	Four on four.
	She's coming for me.
	Jesus.
	See ya.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Ah.
	Jeez.
	Lucio weak on the left!
	Lucio weak on the left!
	Chase him down, flame!
	I beat it Kariko weak!
	Kariko weak!
	Ball and Tracer behind.
	Ball and Tracer behind on me.
	Ball!
	I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you.
	I'm good, I'm good.
	He's one, he's one, he's one, that fucking scrub.
	I'm with you Ana, I'm with you.
	I think you can spawn cap me, let's go.
	Oh shit.
	Ball one.
	Whoa Reaper here?
	What the fuck?
	This dude!
	Reaper's on payload, man.
	Wall and Reaper on payload.
	I'm down I'm down Okay Who's clicking on the right?
	Who's clicking on the right?
	Tracer on me man On the left over here.
	Guys.
	We have time.
	Fuck.
	I don't want to lose to these kids, man.
	They suck.
	Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
	Winston's holding a point.
	No, man.
	Did we just lose?
	Fuck, how?
	Yeah, my...
	Damn.
	Alright, that's it, man.
	No mercy on these fucking kids.
	I'm just gonna play Soldier.
	No mercy on these fucking kids, bro.
	No mercy on these fucking kids.
	No mercy on these fucking kids.
	It's a fun fact.
	Blaine, where are you from, man?
	I'm from Canada, bro.
	Ah, okay.
	Good all and You ever been to Canada bro?
	Nah, should I? Nah, bro.
	Bro, I'm trying to get out of here.
	Where do you want to go?
	I don't know, maybe Florida.
	I've heard good things.
	Yeah Probably visit there this year Yeah, it's nice.
	I've been there before.
	What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor?
	Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time.
	Ah, right.
	That was an adventure.
	Sorry about that.
	Don't be.
	You were worth it.
	Okay, we have to win this.
	We're gonna fuck him up on this one.
	I'm playing soldier now.
	Fuck these kids, man.
	Alright.
	Kill him, idiot.
	Okay.
	Junkrat one.
	Junkrat dead.
	Oh no, he knew I was gonna kill him.
	Kill fist on the left.
	Chasing our Mercy.
	He missed his punch because he sucks.
	Let's go, let's go.
	Doofus on point.
	He ran, scrub.
	Good finish, good finish.
	I've got point, I've got point.
	I'm coming, I'm coming.
	I'm capping right now.
	Outtacks right here.
	Alright.
	Alright, let's go Heels right here guys Heels right here.
	Back up a bit.
	They're all pushing in.
	They're all pushing in.
	Back up.
	Doomfist on the right.
	And an Ashe too.
	Junkrat.
	Junkrat weak.
	Moira on point.
	With Junkrat.
	Moira on Doomfist and Junkrat on point.
	Junkrat 1, I mean, yep, dude dead.
	Melted.
	Moira?
	She has to fade because she sucks.
	Melted, bitch.
	She's dead, she's dead.
	Doomfist, Doomfist, Doomfist, Doomfist!
	Capt it, capt it.
	You guys are good.
	No mercy on these kids, bro.
	Fuck this shit.
	Oh, shit!
	Doomfist is weak, bro.
	Doomfist is weak.
	Oh, damn.
	Okay.
	Going back for it.
	Me and Lucio come back right now, guys.
	I get that.
	I get that.
	Missed his punch.
	Doomfist is weak.
	Doomfist is weak.
	I'm visoring from the side.
	Melted.
	Doom idiot!
	Doom idiot!
	Last one!
	Good shit.
	Y'all got him?
	Good shit.
	Fuck these kids.
	Stupid fuck.
	Doom is weak guys.
	Me and Mercy come back right now.
	She's one, she's one, she's one over there.
	Good finish.
	Junkrat.
	Junkrat.
	Dead.
	He got melted.
	Nice.
	Let's fucking go.
	These kids suck.
	They got no chance.
	They got no fucking chance, these kids, bro.
	Did you see, Jay?
	$100 says, hope you're doing well, big man.
	Take care.
	I appreciate that, DidYouCJ.
	I appreciate that greatly, man.
	Oh man, you guys are my heroes.
	Appreciate that greatly, bro.
	Haters gonna hate.
	You know how that goes, man.
	When Myron games, like, the group chat got leaked.
	What was that?
	When you game, it's like the group chat got leaked.
	The group chat?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, you know.
	It is what it is.
	Alright.
	Can we go backline?
	Genji has won already.
	Doomfist, I'm shooting him.
	He's running. - Boom.
	Fuck!
	I'm behind the wall!
	No way.
	No way.
	Genji weak Yo, this dude man Oh nice pick Fuck If you're wrestling with this We're with this, we're with this
	Watch out Doomfist!
	Doomfist!
	Doomfist behind you guys!
	Weak!
	Doomfist weak!
	One shot!
	Dead!
	Okay, let's go!
	These kids suck!
	Kariko won!
	Kariko won!
	Dead!
	Let's go!
	I got quank!
	I'm on it.
	I don't know where this junk is.
	Junker at one, Junker at one in the back now.
	Good finish, good finish.
	Whoa, Doofus!
	Bro, he's chasing me around the map.
	He's chasing me around the map.
	He has a hard-on for me, bro.
	Wow!
	This kid's a fucking scrub, dude!
	Holy shit!
	Genji, Genji, Genji.
	Genji one, dead.
	They got a Reaper.
	Reaper weak as fuck.
	Reaper weak Reaper weak Reaper weak I Got Reaper Doom idiot.
	Doom idiot trying to...
	He's on the left.
	Doom idiot on the left.
	Genji on point!
	Genji on point!
	Wee!
	Genji on point!
	Wee!
	Ah!
	Ah, he wraithed, he wraithed, he wraithed.
	Do him, idiot!
	Do him, idiot!
	One!
	Do him, idiot!
	One!
	Oh my god, bro.
	I fucking hate this kid, bro.
	It's a fucking scrub, man.
	I'm Visor.
	I got Visor.
	Let's go!
	Give me a live while I do this shit.
	Doom, idiot.
	One.
	Doom, idiot.
	One.
	Doom, idiot.
	One.
	Doom, idiot.
	One.
	Doom, idiot.
	Dead.
	Moira?
	Moira, one.
	Fuckers, gross.
	Reaper?
	Idiot?
	Dumb.
	Stupid fuck.
	Doom, idiot.
	Get fucked, stupid fuck.
	Kariko, Kariko, fuck her up.
	Let's go!
	The bannings will continue!
	You fucking scrubs!
	He's gonna blade?
	Where's he at?
	Get melted.
	Oh, sorry ass blade right there.
	Oh, they're going point.
	He's on point, guys.
	I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
	Doom idiot 1.
	Yeah, fuck, stupid.
	Oh, shit!
	What the hell?
	Bro, that Reaper came out of nowhere, man.
	It's okay.
	One more, one more.
	Just one more.
	We'll win this.
	Alright.
	We'll just wipe him one time and we got this shit.
	Oh watch out Doom idiot one Doom idiot one.
	He could die.
	Reaper on the right.
	Reaper on the right.
	Reaper ran away.
	Doom idiot behind you guys right now.
	Doom one shot.
	Half.
	I'm gonna kill you one Give me one.
	Reaper one.
	Reaper is dead.
	Do a midi at 1, do a midi at 1, do a midi at 1.
	Melted.
	Fucking retard.
	It's hard.
	Oh, shit.
	What the?
	This chick, man.
	Here they come.
	Visor, use it.
	Let's go.
	You're dying.
	Three for one.
	Fuck you, scrub.
	Have that beam.
	Nice.
	Good stuff, guys.
	Good stuff.
	The beaners will continue!
	How to pull out the soldier?
	Yeah, bro.
	I'm starting to...
	Yeah, fuck these kids, man.
	Now there's no mercy on these kids, man.
	I'll practice my career on my own time.
	Now we're about to fuck these kids up.
	Apparently, last match they're diamond.
	They're not going to be a little bit.
	One game with this guy on my team and I'm ready for suicide.
	Who said that?
	There's some guy in my chat.
	Oh, you're probably not going to beat him because you're bronze, probably, right?
	Yeah, on my main account, I was with Diamond, but...
	Fucking...
	Again, I got banned, so...
	I'm playing on my friend's account now, so we're gonna rank him up.
	We should pay you.
	They took the masters away from you.
	We were climbing up.
	Yeah, we almost got to master, but it's all good, man.
	Powerful?
	After this game, Awkward can't play tank.
	Because this tank is...
	This kind of tank is diamond full.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Oh yeah, we're getting put against high elo people.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm diamond full one game.
	I think Awkward's Stymond on Tank as well though.
	Doomfist will Reaper on the left.
	The beanies will continue.
	Doofus one, Doofus one, Doofus weak man.
	Doofus got fucked.
	Damn.
	I baited him with that punch.
	Reaper one.
	Reaper one.
	They got a Sojourn now?
	Oh shit.
	We're tapping it real quick.
	Oh shit, I'm weak.
	I'm weak.
	I'm about to die.
	I'm running.
	I'm running.
	They got a MAGA now?
	Doom idiot changes his tone.
	I'm backing up.
	up, I'm backing up.
	MAGA?
	MAGA on the left?
	We're sojourn on the high ground.
	Mercy won over there.
	Mercy won Winston.
	Good finish.
	Reaper, Reaper, next to Maga.
	Can you res me?
	I'm gonna try.
	I think he's watching you, though.
	He was.
	Oh, Maga's going to hit me.
	I'm on Maga.
	I'm on Maga.
	He's weak.
	He can die.
	Fuck this guy.
	Dead.
	Where's Reaper?
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	Reaper one.
	Can't res that.
	Oh, good.
	Go back that.
	McCree weak.
	McCree weak.
	He has a pocket, but he sucks.
	I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Heels right here for you guys.
	McCree on the right.
	I got a visor.
	You guys wanna engage him?
	McCree weak.
	Alright, let's go.
	You're dead, stupid.
	I'm on the small guy?
	Yeah, fuck, idiot.
	McCree weak!
	McCree weak!
	I'm on this McCree.
	I'm on this McCree with you.
	Nice bomb.
	Mercy trying to...
	What the fuck, bitch?
	Oh.
	Get out, get out, get out.
	Back out, back out, back out, back out.
	We got the point.
	Yeah, we got point.
	We got point.
	Shit, they got our Lucio, but it's fine.
	Ah, Reaper, use Wraith.
	Maga coming in!
	Oh wow, you would use that ult, scrub.
	I'm running.
	I'm back, I'm back, we're moving.
	I'm running.
	I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
	Back up.
	The Smog is an idiot, though.
	He's gonna die for that.
	He's gonna die for that, idiot!
	Fuck him up.
	Oh, Macri on the left!
	I'm dead.
	He high-nooned me.
	Fuck!
	I got stuck.
	I'm all one.
	Alright.
	If I'm still standing, do him.
	Alright.
	Let's go.
	Mogus won, Mogus won.
	I got a visor.
	I'm gonna try to take an off angle here.
	Mercy one, mercy one!
	They're just chasing me, they're just chasing me right now.
	Mugga dead.
	Let's go!
	Oh, re-provere, re-provere!
	Idiot, stupid fuck.
	Yeah, we use all our ults though.
	The only thing we're gonna have is a Mercy ult.
	Just be careful.
	Mog is weak.
	He's one.
	McCree on the right, McCree on the right, McCree on the right, trying to take off angle.
	Back up a bit, back up a bit.
	Back up, guys.
	Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
	Nobody die, nobody die.
	Soldier one!
	Fuck!
	He had a mercy pocket, man.
	I don't know how the fuck he got me.
	He picked up a health pack.
	That's why he lived.
	Oh no, bro.
	Oh no.
	Damn.
	Oh no.
	I'm backing up.
	Alright.
	Alright, let's get a next point.
	These kids suck on the other team, bro.
	I don't know how the fuck they even got that shit, man.
	Man, you suck.
	Mark, you're weak already on the left.
	This soldier can die, this soldier can- Oh my god, bro.
	Run, run, run, run, run.
	Run.
	grunt I got my all Mauga in there, Mauga in there Mauga in there One inch in mercy, you got it?
	He's weak Behind us?
	Come on dude.
	How the fuck did we not kill him?
	Bro.
	I shot him like 10 times with my rail Good kill I'm shooting the MAGA. MAGA weak.
	MAGA is weak.
	I got a visor.
	Might not need it though.
	We got point.
	Fuck it.
	Poppin' visor.
	Get this idiot off our shit.
	Mercy one shot on the right.
	McCree weak too.
	Soldier dead.
	Where's the McCree?
	Oh shit!
	One shot on him!
	Thank you.
	Let's go back, let's go back in.
	Yeah, back up, back up, back up, back up.
	They're ulting, they're ulting, they're ulting.
	They use a bunch of cooldowns for no reason.
	Soldier dead.
	I'm shooting the city.
	I'm shooting the city.
	city it could die.
	Heal!
	Okay.
	Whatever, whatever, whatever.
	Yes.
	Fuck!
	Moira got me, man.
	Moira got me, guys.
	Only Moira, only Moira, only Moira I'm trying, I'm trying to find this one Okay, it's not only Moira But I can touch.
	I can touch.
	I can touch after.
	I can touch after.
	Mog on point.
	I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
	Good beat.
	I didn't get it.
	Moira weak.
	I'm shooting the fuck out of this Mago.
	Mercy!
	Got her!
	Mercy dead!
	Big pick!
	Fuck!
	McCree got me, man!
	Hey, don't flame me!
	Step it up, bro!
	Stop sucking dick this game!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Stop sucking!
	These kids on another team are not fucking good!
	Let's go, let's go, let's go.
	He's dead.
	Let's go.
	Come on, man.
	These kids are fucking terrible.
	How the fuck are we losing to Sorry Assamaga?
	He fucking sucks.
	Let's get this point.
	I got a visor.
	Let's go.
	Oh!
	I'm on the soldier.
	Where is he?
	Okay, dead.
	Good shit.
	We got this shit.
	We got this shit.
	They're down too.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, I got one shot.
	That's crazy.
	I got high ground over here.
	Playpoint, playpoint.
	I got high ground over here.
	They got Azaria now.
	Back up!
	Guys, I got high ground back over here.
	Alright.
	They're going up.
	Yup, let them.
	Soldier 1 up there!
	Soldier 1 up there!
	He's 1!
	He's 1!
	Oh, they're chasing me in the back here, I believe.
	They're not touching the point, they're idiots.
	Yo, yo, yo, McCree over here on the left.
	With the mercy pocket.
	Come on, dude.
	McCree, where I'm at man. where I'm at man.
	McCree weak on their team.
	I got a visor that we could push in with.
	Soldier over here on the left.
	Soldier over here.
	Whoa, Zarya here too.
	What the fuck?
	Dude, come on, man.
	Okay, we have one more fight.
	Fight, have a only fight.
	They're just chasing me the whole game.
	I got a visor.
	Come on.
	I can touch.
	Soldier.
	Bro, their Kree is just chasing me.
	You guys want?
	Bro, this guy is just chasing me.
	Mercy weak, man.
	Bakri dead.
	What?!
	What?!
	I killed three!
	I killed three!
	Bro, they're all chasing me like the whole game.
	Like the Bakri.
	We deserve to lose this one.
	Let's go again Do we beat these guys last game?
	Yeah, we sucked ass this game.
	Go next.
	Crazy he's pocketed too so Crazy he's pocketed
	too Crazy he's pocketed
	too Crazy he's pocketed
	too Crazy he's pocketed too It's sad.
	Ah, yeah.
	I saw that.
	People are shameless.
	They get no views so they have to fucking get naked.
	What the hell?
	Someone's getting naked?
	Yeah, there's this meta on Twitch where girls get naked and put a green screen on their butt.
	Ah yeah, girls being 304 is what's new, right?
	Switches filled with thoughts, man.
	Alright, let's fuck these kids up man on this one.
	The weirdos are the ones who watch that sort of content, I mean actually that is fairly true.
	Fighting 4, 3, 2, 1.
	Fighting I lost in 30 seconds.
	Fighting Good choice.
	Fighting Um.
	Fighting I see you.
	Bracer 1?
	Okay, she already had to burn recall.
	I'm on the smog guy?
	He's weak.
	Put a lot of pressure on them guys.
	Yup, they're all weak over there.
	Put a lot of pressure on these scrubs.
	McCree weak.
	There we go.
	Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
	Alright.
	What the hell?
	Mog on the right.
	Dead, idiot.
	Tracer dead.
	Scrubs, man.
	These kids suck.
	I'm gonna take high ground over here, because no mercy on these scrubs.
	I'm walking the payload.
	Keep walking, I got high ground up here.
	Anna McCree on the right.
	Anna weak over there, so is McCree.
	Ana weak.
	Tracer weak.
	Tracer, we should try to flank.
	Oh shit, here they come.
	They're all chasing.
	They're all chasing.
	Scrubs man.
	Me and Mercy come back right now for y'all.
	Good stuff.
	Arisa weak.
	Baptiste gone.
	Arisa dead.
	Watch the pulse bomb.
	We got robot.
	I'm gonna take high ground again.
	Where you guys at?
	Okay, I can't take high ground.
	I'm on robot McCree choice I'm good, I'm good.
	McCree and Baptiste on the right over there.
	Orisa.
	All set, all set.
	Arisa?
	Arisa?
	Schooner?
	Finish her off guys?
	Good finish.
	Alright, stand out for the next fight.
	I tried helping.
	I got hacked through a wall Sombra on me Ah shit, ah shit, I'm dead.
	God damn, I pushed a little too far.
	Oh man, he's one. he's one.
	They're pretty low.
	On his wand What mine let's go right Orisa weak.
	I'm trying to help with this Orisa.
	Where is she?
	We need to take the robot, guys.
	Back up a bit, guys.
	We got robot.
	We got it.
	Here she comes.
	Here she comes.
	Orisa on the right.
	Orisa on the right.
	Oh my god.
	Wow.
	That nano, man.
	I'm putting a forward spawn for you.
	Soldier weak.
	I mean, McCree weak.
	Ana weak over there.
	Ana one shot over there.
	Three of them over there weak, man.
	Arisa, Arisa, Arisa behind you.
	Arisa behind you.
	you.
	Rissa behind you weak.
	I don't know what you're...
	Oh my god bro I'm doing so much damage on these scrubs.
	Let's go!
	Um...
	Create some space here.
	Fuck him up.
	Nice, nice.
	You guys got the Sombra?
	Alright, last one is just the Orisa, bro.
	Just Orisa's the last one, bro.
	Good stuff, good stuff.
	There we go.
	Team kill, good shit.
	McCree top left.
	And I use both abilities.
	Arisa have.
	Oh, Orisa's gonna ult.
	Here we go!
	Oh my god.
	Got nobody in it because she sucks.
	One shot on her, one shot on her.
	Sombra dead.
	Baptiste on the left.
	Melted.
	Let's go.
	Sorry-ass McCree.
	Fanning the hammer because he sucks.
	Alright.
	I'm gonna foot heal for you, McCree, right here.
	Alright.
	Come by...
	Welcome to the clock.
	Damn.
	It's... uh... no.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh shit.
	I like that right.
	Oh shit, I'm dead.
	I can't get away with this.
	They got a Bastion now.
	He's weak on the right!
	We got him!
	Fuck you!
	Fuck you!
	Moira battle, Moira battle.
	Let's go.
	Get fucked, whore.
	Alright, move the robot.
	The robot is in our possession.
	How's it going?
	Yeah, thanks, Doc. Doc.
	I got a heal right here for you guys.
	Aw shit.
	Good finish on Yerisa.
	Mora!
	I should have been burning.
	Kuriko 1, Kuriko 1, got her.
	Orisa weak.
	Sombra behind.
	These kids suck.
	Kids are fucking terrible.
	The beatings will continue.
	About to hit plat.
	Alright, let's keep fucking him up How much is J bills paying you Heh.
	Nothing.
	He should pay me a lot, though, for bringing his account up.
	Yeah, what the hell?
	I'll play a few games, then I'm going to go to the gym, guys.
	Thank you.
	Alright.
	Toxic masculinity.
	Gotta do it, bro.
	Gotta be toxic, you know how it is.
	I hope so, man.
	I'm working on it right now, man.
	They banned me for some bullshit, bro.
	It's a targeted attack.
	100% a targeted attack.
	We got banned for a reason that doesn't make sense at all.
	Matrix attack.
	Yeah, for sure We'll melt these kids I've learned a lot from my experiences.
	Roll over.
	Roll dog style.
	Five.
	Four.
	Three.
	Two.
	One.
	Round one.
	Capture the object.
	I'm gonna take high ground on the left.
	I think there's a Lucio there already?
	I'm on the ERISO.
	Tracer recalled.
	Hit a bunch of them with a helix.
	McCree weak over there.
	I'm shooting the fuck out this arrester.
	She could die.
	Melted, bitch.
	Stupid.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Curico weak.
	Curico weak.
	Good hook on the road.
	Good hook.
	Let's go.
	McCree dead.
	Good shit, guys.
	We're pushing forward.
	We're pushing forward.
	All right.
	Time to punish them.
	Let's go.
	Let's fucking go.
	Punisher.
	3, 2, 1.
	I'm gonna get it down my back.
	I'm gonna get it down my back.
	Trace, run right!
	Trace, run right!
	She has to force the recall.
	She sucks.
	Here we go.
	She's gonna ult.
	Or, no.
	She's not.
	She's half.
	Eh.
	Okay, here they come.
	Here they come.
	Tracer, that's a recall.
	Melted, bitch.
	You suck.
	Oh shit.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Scrubs.
	I got a visor, too.
	I didn't want to pop it, because you guys were dead, bud.
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	Unloading Oh shit, let's go!
	Let's go!
	Let's get in there!
	I'm popping ult!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Bro, get this fucking bum-ass Arisa!
	She's one shot!
	Get the Arisa, bro!
	Oh, if I'm still standing, how did we lose that? how did we lose that?
	McCree on point.
	Weak.
	Tracer recalled.
	McCree one.
	McCree one on the right.
	McCree weak on the right.
	McCree dead.
	Fraser by the middle, one shot.
	Mallet dead.
	Two dead on their team.
	I got two.
	About to be three.
	Three dead on their team.
	Let's go.
	We're all dead.
	We got it.
	Kids are trash for on the other team then.
	Good hook, good hook.
	They might try to come around the left-hand side.
	No?
	They're all left!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Call that.
	Back up a bit, guys.
	Back up a bit.
	Back up.
	Arisa on the left.
	Arisa top left.
	Arisa top left.
	A couple of them top left.
	Arisa, weak as fuck, top left.
	A bunch of them.
	Yup.
	They're coming on point.
	Tracer on the...
	Tracer...
	Tracer on me.
	I need help.
	This tracer is chasing me.
	Oh my god, dude!
	Get out of there, Mercy.
	Good stuff, guys.
	Best round one.
	I'm hitting it hook with like 200 figures if possible.
	Score.
	One to zero.
	Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the New West.
	Beginning calibration of anterior gyroframe.
	Oh, my God.
	After a calibration, he is that good.
	Five, four, three, two, one, round two.
	Captions for your objective.
	Powered up.
	We have a great chance of success.
	Let's keep it up.
	How's it going?
	McCree, one shot on their team.
	Watch out for the Zarya.
	Shooting our...
	Zarya dead.
	Lucio one.
	Lucio one.
	Melted.
	I'm copying the point.
	You're good.
	You're good, you're good.
	Oh, I'm back.
	Oh, I'm back. I'm back.
	Back up, back up, back up.
	This Zarya is charged.
	I was backing up.
	Oh, they got a Reaper now too.
	Holy shit, they chased us.
	Yeah, they chased us.
	This Tracer leased all their blinks to go after.
	Let's go.
	Zarya weak on point.
	2 PSP, roll ball.
	Moira, weak.
	Reaper, whoa.
	I don't know where the Reaper went.
	Moira on point.
	Melted.
	You guys killed him before you could even teleport.
	that's hilarious.
	Mercy could die?
	Oh shit.
	Reaper!
	Reaper.
	I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	I'm about to have Visor.
	This Tracer's on me though.
	This Tracer's fucking annoying, bro.
	I hope these scrubs come on the point.
	So I can just...
	Tracer's on the left-hand side.
	Tracer on the left.
	I'm pumped, Visor.
	Moira one!
	Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one!
	Chaser!
	Sorry you're dead.
	Tracer running like the little bitch that she is.
	Game over.
	Scrub.
	Whoa!
	Aw, get fucked!
	You suck!
	He tried.
	He tried.
	What a fucking scrub!
	He almost killed you.
	He almost did, bro.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	He got fucked.
	I hit him with that rocket.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's when he died.
	Okay.
	I thought I heard his footstep, bro.
	I'll pull battle.
	Yeah, we're supposed to lose that game.
	Those kids were trash on the other team though.
	Is this your last one?
	I'll watch.
	Alright, is this your last one?
	No, I'll do like two or three more and then yeah.
	Guys, we're going to do an IRL stream today.
	We do have a stream, guys.
	It's going to be at probably around 8 o'clock tonight, IRL stream, outdoors.
	That's what we're doing.
	We were going to do a call-in show, but it's spring break, so we're like, you know what, we'll do an IRL for you.
	It's been a while since we've done one, so...
	No call-in show.
	I wanted to do one, but...
	Go ahead.
	I think...
	There's a guy...
	I don't know if you guys saw...
	Now they have in the Overwatch esports, now they have pronouns.
	Like when you watch the players, they have pronouns.
	Bro, that's fucking pathetic.
	That's weird.
	I think adding pronouns to the Overwatch League is a real step forward, and next I want to see their food preference, favorite movie, all of that really important stuff.
	That's a L. That's a fucking L. Who gave us a fuck?
	So lame, dude.
	Yeah, Blizzard is like full bulk now.
	Fuckin' pathetic.
	Fuckin' pathetic.
	Who gives a fuck their favorite food?
	No.
	I mean, the thing is that I don't understand is...
	Why?
	Like, what the fuck?
	Why?
	Who sat there and thought it was a good decision?
	That's what I don't understand.
	Purple hair, pink hair.
	Yeah, I was gonna say, somewhat pink and purple hair.
	Yeah, probably.
	I've met a bunch of them in real life.
	All of these staff, admins, whatever they are.
	They look exactly like he would describe it.
	And some of them are actually nice.
	Like casters and shit, but I think if they don't agree with that, the paycheck's over.
	I'm sure.
	Stay close.
	I can't hear you if you pray.
	Let's go!
	I've got a few new inventions to try.
	How does the fact that you're a gay has anything to with pronouns?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Soldier one shot What the hell?
	Maga weak, Maga weak, Maga weak, Maga weak on the bottom left.
	Soldier weak below.
	Soldier melted.
	Genji.
	McGendree melted.
	He sucks.
	Mogha, one shot.
	Goddamn.
	Just chillin here.
	McCree, wine.
	McCree.
	McCree one.
	No.
	Oh, Mogha's here.
	He got him.
	He got him.
	Oh, never mind.
	Yo, Mogha's one though.
	McCree weak.
	McCree could die.
	McCree's one over there.
	He's low.
	Got him.
	So low.
	Nice.
	Nice job, bro.
	He got a Roadhog now.
	It's coming up.
	Bro, I'm gonna mind-fill them so bad.
	Alright.
	Roadhog is weak.
	Roadhog can die!
	Moira no fade.
	Let's go!
	Moira won.
	Got no sleep.
	I'm gonna boost him in.
	Nice.
	Good job.
	Roadhog has no hook cause he sucks Cash, Cash, he's here, let's go AHHHHH He's dying to...
	they suck Oh shit, they're ulting.
	Wait, Jennifer, what the hell?
	What?
	What did I do?
	I wasn't even looking at my screen.
	Ah, you have to figure I'm going to press you.
	No.
	No, no.
	I'm gonna get the Maya kill.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	I'm coming back.
	I'm going to take high ground from up top.
	Soldier one on the left We're a one-shot Oh Alright, I'm backing up.
	Oh my god, man.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Impersonate someone else.
	Another one!
	Another one!
	Thank you!
	Rolag is weak man!
	Where is he?
	Can he rest?
	Can I rest?
	Can I rest?
	Okay Othog bottom right with McCree Free dead?
	Lucky mine Hawk can die.
	Hawk can die.
	He's trolling.
	I don't think you want this guy, kill him.
	Moira one, Moira Moira one, Moira one.
	I'm one.
	Oh, they got a monkey now.
	Ah, shit.
	Mercy, get out of there.
	Good res.
	They're alive Nice Nice res here.
	God damn it, man.
	Hi, Med Med.
	I need to pay anything for this.
	I try to help.
	Fuck.
	I try.
	I really do try.
	Monkey, monkey, monkey.
	McCree weak All up in the air McCree weak Monkey weak.
	Nice.
	Moira, I want to hit DMR.
	Monkey, weak.
	Moira, Moira above.
	Good shit.
	I don't know what the fuck this bitch is thinking.
	Ah.
	I don't know.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Remember what we're fighting for.
	Do not speak to the pilot at this time.
	He is speed eating.
	Be uplifted!
	Just another day in the office.
	Five, two, three, two, one.
	Attack commencing.
	Oh shit.
	How does that work?
	Soldier up there.
	Finish him off.
	Fall.
	Good shit.
	He's dead.
	Good finish.
	I'm gonna hook him up to Hager.
	Ah.
	Hanzo's up there with uh...
	Come on payload.
	I'm pushing it.
	Can't really go up there.
	Let's see if they drop down.
	Let me know if they drop down behind us, bro.
	Oh, Roadhog just did.
	I'm gonna push them down.
	Come on, man.
	Roadhog behind you, Mercy.
	Yeah, I know.
	Man, he missed a suck, though.
	Bastion, Jesus.
	Yeah, Bastion up top.
	I see him.
	Roadhog has no hook.
	Zen and Bastion up there.
	Zen up top.
	Weak.
	Oh my god.
	I got hooked.
	I'm on hog.
	Hog has no hook.
	Health back room on the right.
	Keep moving payload.
	Fuck it.
	This kid's an idiot.
	He hooked me.
	He hooked me.
	He could die.
	He could die.
	Thank you.
	What?
	We got it.
	That's unlucky.
	Bastion 1.
	Bastion 1.
	Bastion weak.
	Bashin' one to your left.
	Hog Hanzo!
	Hog has no hook.
	Ah fuck.
	They're popping ult.
	They're popping everything.
	Hog is half.
	Hog can die, he's out of position.
	Hog can die, he's weak!
	Good finish.
	Hanzo dead, he sucks.
	Bastion weak, Bastion weak.
	Bastion melted.
	Zen melted, let's go.
	These kids are getting absolutely demolished.
	not even easy clap Doom idiot right here He's one he's one I'm dead, but they can't touch.
	Got him, he's dead.
	They can't touch.
	Game over.
	Scrubs Nice What did I even do?
	Now that was what garbage Yeah I got 60 SR again.
	Nice.
	Damn bro I'm gonna go after this
	All right.
	Thank you.
	You know what I should probably do when I play with you, Myron?
	When I play with you, I'll probably stream on Rumble or something.
	Yeah, you can.
	You can.
	I'm trying to keep my...
	I've been clean, though.
	I haven't been going too crazy.
	Maggots.
	I say maggots.
	That's what I've been saying.
	Yeah.
	Maggots.
	Bro, if that's clean, I don't want to know dirty.
	Fuck you saying over there private This is gonna be my last one Martin Alright.
	This is a good session, though.
	We only lost two or three other than the one you DC'd.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Two loss, one DC.
	It's okay.
	Yeah, yeah like two.
	Two loss and one DC.
	Wait, we realize what's the record for today?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I checked the record.
	Oh.
	I have a question.
	Is like a locker room talk a foreign concept to Americans?
	They mired and left.
	Oh wait, you're not American, right?
	Well, he's not on the street.
	I mean...
	I mean, yeah.
	Common.
	Like, with...
	Like, in public.
	You know.
	Different.
	So your friends aren't gonna judge you, you know, if you say something.
	Yeah, but like on the internet, if you say something in private like to your friend and they expose it, like let's say you have a blind friend.
	That's weird if they do that.
	Well, that's the internet for you.
	People are like chronically online, you know, on Twitter, like they would never say that shit to your face.
	Yeah, because they're dumbasses that have nothing better to do with the project so they deal with all that shit.
	Every world, every country is the same.
	I call that first world problems.
	First world problems?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You don't have that shit in first world countries, ever.
	If there was a war going on, that would be like the last thing anyone would care about as well.
	Of course.
	And leave me alone.
	What?
	Let me just do nothing in this game, okay?
	Oh.
	Okay.
	I'm honing in my auto-baptiste skills.
	How was it?
	Prepare to attack.
	Select your hero.
	I'm leaving this talk successful?
	Yeah, don't cry about it.
	I'll fucking cry about it.
	Why is he watching?
	I don't get it.
	Yeah, because they're fucking stupid.
	No, don't go.
	Yeah, please don't leave, man.
	I need you here.
	Yeah, please!
	The whole world needs him.
	I'm gonna cry!
	Just know that if you die somewhere really really funky, I'm probably gonna try to rez it.
	It doesn't matter where it is.
	I love the commitment.
	It doesn't matter where it is.
	I just...
	I'm just gonna do it.
	She's a psycho.
	Yeah.
	That's why they call Through Thick and Thin.
	Yeah.
	That ride to die.
	Yeah.
	I'm literally gonna die.
	I don't think Abelzu is coming back.
	Oh no.
	Oh no.
	Oh, he's back, he's back.
	Sorry guys, sorry.
	Oh, he's back.
	He's back Brian's coming up to you guys Double the point The thing is, Twitch is very liberal.
	You can't really say much on it.
	Yeah.
	I soloed the run!
	laughs Alright.
	Sorry about that guys.
	We're back.
	We're back.
	These kids are gonna get destroyed.
	The beanies will continue Watch out for the Widow Widow weak
	Soldier on the left.
	Soldier on the left here.
	Oh shit.
	I'm backing up.
	D.Va's about to be mechless.
	Meched out.
	Soldier.
	Got me.
	Watch out Mercy.
	Oh fuck.
	I'm moving payload.
	Time for the Widow!
	Expect resistance.
	It's in the J!
	Can't try click.
	I almost got by, sir.
	Well, Moira can die.
	I'm here to support.
	Stop punching off and moving payload.
	Open the room.
	Oh, I'm on D.Va.
	I'm on D.Va.
	Don't let her kill on Mercy.
	I'm with you, Mercy.
	I'm with you.
	She trying.
	Jesus.
	She wouldn't leave me alone.
	Break one, break one, break one, break one.
	Push, push, push.
	Pay attention or you'll wind up dead.
	Moira, Moira running.
	She ran to the right.
	She ran to the right.
	Awkward.
	Chase her down.
	Good shit.
	He's dead.
	Fuck that Widowmaker.
	Nice.
	Great, dude.
	I was worth it.
	Frigg has one in the back.
	Oh, she ran.
	Diva's kind of trolling.
	He sucks.
	McCree in the back, running.
	Oh, thanks bro.
	Okay, I'm going in.
	Ah, Brig.
	Brig on the left.
	Brig on the left.
	They're looking at me.
	Fuck.
	Brig is one.
	Brig is one.
	I'm trying to go in in two.
	Ready?
	McCree McCree McCree McCree one Brig weak?
	Brig half?
	Less than half?
	Good.
	Moira half too.
	I'm trying to get this D-Va out of mech.
	D-Va one, D-Va one, D-Va one, D-Va one.
	She's out.
	That warms the bones.
	Rig on the right.
	McCray on the left, one shot on him.
	Moira and Palo chasing me.
	Get fucked, idiot.
	I suck it.
	It's Hanu.
	Score.
	Three for zero.
	Switching sides.
	Lyran, do you get recognized a lot when you go out?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, a lot.
	You like it, or is it just a bit annoying?
	Nah, I don't mind it, man.
	Most people are really polite and nice, so I never say no to take pictures and say what's up.
	Not one time.
	Why are all the people hating, bro?
	Yeah, they never hate a person, bro.
	It's always on the internet only.
	Maybe some chick Never hate in person never go outside They're on like antidepressants people never hate you in real life It's always internet, comfort of a keyboard and a mouse, and no one can punch you in the face.
	Honestly, it's losers like Ethan Klein that be hatin', buying a keyboard.
	He didn't want to even have the debate in person for obvious reasons, you know what I mean?
	I should tell you everything you need to know.
	That debate was a complete setup, by the way.
	They weren't trying to debate you, they were just trying to excuse you.
	They made themselves look like idiots, though.
	Widowmaker.
	Widowmaker on the hat.
	He's dead, he's dead.
	McCree weak.
	He's low.
	Doom behind.
	He's one.
	He's one.
	Good finish.
	Here comes Doom, idiot.
	and Widow You're an idiot!
	Deal media on the left.
	One shot on him.
	Dead.
	Lucio running.
	Damn.
	Are you off the map?
	I'll give you five thousand right now.
	Yeah.
	They would love me.
	I'll give you a million dollars.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh you guys are there.
	I don't know how Ryze is living there.
	Yeah, it's easy, man.
	Oh, I two tapped that guy.
	wow, no shield I gave up.
	Now they got a Hanzo.
	He's one.
	Yeah, these kids are getting fucked.
	They're giving up.
	They suck.
	That guy's 3 in 12.
	Damn.
	People are telling me to ask him, what is after I was fired?
	What's After Hours?
	It's when we do our nighttime show with girls.
	Ah, okay.
	Didn't know what it was going for.
	Okay, here she goes.
	She gonna ult me.
	Alright!
	Re-deploying.
	Re-goot Katasus?
	Yeah, we can contest this.
	I got a visor.
	We can contest this.
	Let's do it.
	Arisa on me here.
	Of course she's gonna...
	I'm visoring from high ground.
	I'm gonna visor from high ground.
	They're all looking at me.
	Bro, Sambra's one shot in the back, man.
	Oh, shit.
	Wow, we won?
	Yeah.
	Wow, those kids are bad.
	Timmy cleaned it up.
	There's never the pressure.
	They're so fucking bad.
	4-11 wins!
	Yeah bro, they're awful man.
	Oh, 4-14 wins!
	Child's play Hey Alpha what's your opinion about soy losers from reddit mostly overwatch gmz posting about you Oh shit, what the fuck?
	You're famous on there?
	Bro, the Overwatch DMZ, bro.
	Alright, GG guys.
	It was a good session.
	I think we only lost like two or three.
	Yeah, no worries, man.
	Alright, I got one more.
	Let's go.
	Alright, guys.
	Alright, bro.
	Peace.
	You can play DPS if you want.
	Awkward.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Playing tank with 200 ping is just...
	No worries, let's just show them.
	You know how I feel.
	But what is the problem, though?
	Thank you.
	First step to improve your life, don't go to Overwatch TMZ on Reddit.
	I think that's pretty logical.
	I'll be right back.
	I'm here, by the way, guys.
	Yeah, reddits are some masses.
	Prepare your defenses.
	Select your hero.
	I still have Bat King Univer.
	No.
	It fixed itself.
	It generally does after I go for a little bit.
	It's normally fine, but lately for past, I don't know, a week or two, it's been doing this, where it'll start to lag in the beginning and then it'll be fine for the rest of the time I play.
	And I'm hardwired in, so it's not like I'm going off of a Wi-Fi.
	I'm here, I'm here now.
	Don't worry, we gotta fuck these kids up.
	Hold on, I'm looking at you.
	Come on, this Winston.
	Winston dead That was actually a nice shot by her Okay, I see you.
	You see how weak.
	Never happened.
	There's a Winston here, right?
	Up my room.
	Can't see him.
	He's one.
	Got him.
	Sucks.
	No, you did it again.
	7,000.
	Can't res that.
	I have 7 seconds left on it.
	Alright.
	Plunky on top.
	Thombra on build.
	Monkey on build.
	Yep.
	I got it.
	I'm back in it now.
	I got my headphones on or shit.
	I can actually hear what the fuck's going on.
	Oh, he really asshole Any hack you're playing first, you know what I'm gonna go fair.
	Okay.
	I Only Anna and Sombra.
	Alright, I'm coming back right now.
	Okay, Monkey solo ulti me like the scrub that he is.
	You're not gonna die.
	You're not gonna die.
	This monkey's a fucking pain, bro!
	They got it?
	They got it or...?
	Oh, they got it.
	Alright, I'm back in.
	Monkey up top.
	Lucky low.
	He's so low.
	I'm trying to take high ground right now to shoot him.
	I'm shooting Monkey.
	I'm shooting him.
	I'm shooting him.
	On a half.
	Monkey weak.
	Monkey.
	Monkey weak.
	Good finish.
	Sombra, itch, ran away.
	Thank you.
	Good stuff, good stuff.
	She's gonna hack you, man.
	Yeah, she will.
	They're gonna impie.
	Lucio going around the left-hands.
	Nope.
	They got a soldier now.
	Monkey weak, monkey weak, monkey weak.
	Sombra one shot.
	A bunch of them weak, man.
	Bunch of them weak.
	I got the soldier at least.
	Lucio!
	He's one, he's one, he's one.
	fucking scrub taking high ground again Monkey is weak.
	Hariko won.
	Monkey melted.
	good rise.
	oh they switched to two hitscans I can't see anything by the way guys.
	Oh shit, back up a bit.
	Here comes Zarya, here comes Zarya.
	Soldier on Payload, Soldier on Payload.
	He's one shot.
	Soldier melted.
	Kariko over there.
	Soldier last one, good finish.
	Oh, can't do anything with them.
	I got you.
	Oh shit, D.Va.
	I'm not sure.
	Good finish on McCree.
	Jericho won.
	Got her.
	Jericho won, dead.
	Soldier's trying to just get the Pharah.
	Oh, D.Va's saving him, dude!
	Dead.
	I think I restable.
	Maybe.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, I got fucked.
	Can't rest that.
	I can't.
	I rested.
	D.Va out of max.
	Who's on the payload?
	Oh, Kuriko.
	Kuriko and Echo.
	Tracer?
	Bracer?
	Oh, sure.
	I need to be someone behind me.
	Rockets, I can fit through tight spaces now, bro.
	You forgot.
	Yeah!
	Remember, I'm starting to turn into a regular human being.
	Yo, for all the retards that said that we're hiding from the Redders, like, you guys are fucking stupid, bro.
	Yo, it's spring break, there's a bunch of people here in Miami, we haven't done an IRL in a very long time, so we're gonna do an IRL stream.
	Like, what the fuck, man?
	Incredible, bro.
	That's gonna be fun.
	And fucking credible, bro.
	Like, you motherfucker sit there and say, yo, content is still!
	We switch it up, all y'all are scared!
	It's like, bro, like, holy shit, man.
	Yo, sometimes I really be thinking like we got some like low IQ people that watch us, bro.
	Like retards.
	Fucking retards.
	They don't even really like...
	No after hours, dude.
	No after hours, no regular show.
	We're doing a straight IRL stream.
	It's fucking spring break in Miami.
	The streets are gonna be fucking crowded.
	So yes, we're doing something different.
	Switching it up.
	Giving y'all some different shit, man.
	Incredible, bro.
	People fucking cry about anything, bro.
	Besides, they get into the- You niggas sit there and complain and say after hours are stale.
	We don't do after hours, we do an IRO. Oh, bro, what up, bro?
	Don't do a daytime show.
	Oh, you guys do the same thing every time.
	Then we don't do a daytime show.
	Oh, you guys are scared.
	You'll never be satisfied.
	Scared of what?
	There's nothing, bro.
	There's just fucking retards everywhere.
	Yo, one shot, MAGA. He went for health pack.
	May weak.
	We're all on the floor.
	Maga dropped him down.
	You dropped down.
	You just dropped down.
	Ah, my bad, my bad.
	Ah, Daniel.
	Okay.
	This fucking struggle is chasing.
	Kariko won.
	Kariko won.
	Good finish.
	Hilt.
	We're gonna have ult here in a second.
	He's one.
	He's Huh, no fun.
	Arrested it.
	Nope.
	They're getting fucked.
	Oh, free looking at me.
	No, you guys, room!
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	Close her up top.
	One shot.
	One shot on him.
	Finish him off.
	Finish him off.
	What the hell?
	Oh, thank you.
	Okay.
	Oh, he got me.
	Oh, yeah.
	He changed me.
	What the hell?
	This nigga trash.
	This nigga trash.
	Bro.
	You fucking...
	Bro.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, don't fly up!
	Don't fly up!
	I can heal you!
	Oh.
	I was gonna fly to him.
	Cause he's starting to open it.
	Melted.
	They are getting crashed.
	Easy dog!
	That soldier mad as hell.
	Easy dog!
	He's mad as fuck, bro.
	Easy dog!
	Can you hear me?
	I know, bro.
	We're the most diverse podcast by far, bro.
	But niggas always have something I hate about, bro.
	Always, man.
	It's really fucking annoying, to be honest with you, bro.
	And wrestling.
	Like, all they do is fucking complain, bro.
	It's fucking crazy, man.
	All right, I got one more so we can go plat four.
	Bro, they want us to be taken down so they can only be stuck with copycats, bro.
	Yeah, bro.
	It's fucking annoying, bro.
	We try to innovate, switch it up, and the niggas always got something to cry about, man.
	It's fucking crazy, bro.
	And Jacob!
	Ooh, Jacob put the...
	Channel Life said, Marlon Wayne's ex-girlfriend is suing her for more child support for their 15-month-old daughter.
	He currently pays $18,000 a month.
	Goddamn.
	Damn!
	- That's terrible.
	Anybody heard about that Chicago man who got killed after his baby mama called out his office Yeah, I saw that train of life.
	That's just crazy.
	Yeah, she put his address and he got killed, man.
	Bro, why is Chicago self-snitching?
	They're like the capital self-snitching.
	She's crazy, bro.
	Uh...
	Edgy says, keep leading brother, Myron W. And then, T.O. Law, brush them off some practice for the Waterbury PD. Is there any tips you want to give, even though I'm in my 30s?
	Gave me hope and better my life.
	Thank you, bro.
	Thanks for your service.
	Um...
	Every written test is different, bro, so I don't know what I can tell you, but just...
	But they're all fairly similar, you know, with Logic and shit like that.
	Hope all as well, my dude JR from Dalshout.
	Would you ever play Rainbow Six Siege?
	Nah, man, Rainbow Six is for fucking scrubs.
	Hey, Ryan, have you ever married, passed around, ex-cop settles a lawsuit for 500k?
	Yeah, I heard about that, bro.
	I talked about it on Twitter today.
	Crazy.
	She was a 304 and she got paid for it.
	No fucking way.
	Yeah, the girl that ran a train.
	Yeah, she got paid?
	What?
	Yeah, she got paid for that shit, man.
	What?
	Oh, guys, switch into team chat when you guys get a chance, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's get this done.
	I'm going high ground on the left.
	Yo, Ira's putting on my kid.
	Dang!
	They got a Pharah, too?
	Oh shit!
	She's won, she's won!
	Oh my god.
	Moga, Moga's gonna come up.
	What the fuck?
	Bro, Moga on y'all over there.
	He's weak.
	We got a point.
	Alright, fuck it.
	I guess we're gonna play up a bit.
	Echo weak.
	Maga weak.
	Maga one.
	Melted.
	Mercy weak.
	Mercy week on the right Okay on the left Maga pushing.
	Maga pushing.
	Got a heal pad right here.
	Back up.
	This Mugga probably is close to all.
	Oh shit, here we go.
	Wow!
	Alright!
	Mugga got me.
	Dude chasing me down, man.
	That's good. - Her tank being held. - Shit.
	Now I'm in here.
	Sorry guys.
	Oh no.
	Oh man.
	Did they use nano too?
	Yeah, they used nano.
	Okay, good.
	Mercy dead?
	Two of them fucking got me.
	Oh shit.
	Nice res.
	I got the res.
	Ana looking at me, though.
	Create one shot in that room That scrub is running That scrub is running.
	Shooting this Maga right up facing won't die, bro.
	Red?
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let's see if I...
	I'm gonna try it right in front of this pillar.
	No way.
	I got it.
	Can you fly up?
	Eyes!
	Good finish.
	Oh, you can't.
	Oh, shit.
	I think she resed him.
	Oh, this ain't good.
	Oh shit, I'm running, I'm running.
	He's chasing me because he's a scrub.
	He's weak, he's weak.
	I gotta get with the tank.
	good finish echo in the sky Oh man.
	Got to the right, got to the right.
	I'm shooting at Arista with you, Arista.
	I don't even care.
	Body blocked it.
	Tree dead.
	Scrub.
	Winston top middle Winston top middle.
	Good finish on the echo.
	I'm coming back.
	Monkey, weak.
	Monkey, just a monkey.
	This dude's an idiot.
	Get fucked.
	Kids are just brothers, bro.
	Kids are terrible.
	They're getting destroyed.
	Demos and Myron, have you heard of Candace Owens and the Daily Wire splitting up thoughts?
	I mean, we all saw that coming, guys.
	We all saw that coming.
	Once you started debating rabbis, you knew it was just a matter of time, guys.
	Y'all know that.
	Come on man.
	What's your synth?
	Shout out to Candace Owens man.
	Big up Candace.
	5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
	She posted on X about those book burnings, I knew it was over right then and there.
	I won't go deeper than that because awkward's on Twitch.
	Oh, melted.
	Mog on point.
	Mog on point.
	McCree too.
	McCree one shot on the side.
	He's one, he's one, he's one.
	Yup.
	Shit, I'm looking for him.
	He's weak as fuck.
	Good finish on a McCree.
	Ah.
	Ah, not resident.
	Maga melted.
	I'm not gonna suck.
	Oh no.
	Oh shit.
	I got a Reinhardt now.
	I'm gonna take a Kayakron up top.
	We're about to beat these dudes.
	Five on four.
	We only have one.
	No!
	Okay.
	Maybe?
	Uh, no.
	Probably not.
	Echo behind you, Mercy.
	No, I'm trying to...
	It's not the Echo, it's the Moira.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck!
	The Moir is one shot on point, bro.
	Moir one shot on point.
	Fuck her up.
	Good shit.
	Let's go, man.
	504 and we're still fucking these Scruggs up.
	Yeah, we'll win this.
	We'll win this.
	I just didn't want them to get a point.
	Let me step this up.
	Hey, Bobby We grab him real quick Oh Oh shit.
	Ana dead, Ana dead.
	We got it.
	Good stuff, good stuff.
	I'm taking high ground on top.
	Do they?
	Oh, 4 on 4.
	Now they're gonna get fucked.
	Okay, I guess you guys wanna play on their spawn.
	Ah, they gave up.
	Huh.
	Alright.
	Clap.
	Kids got destroyed.
	What the?!
	Nigga, what?
	I went out, but what the fuck?
	It kicked me out!
	Yeah.
	What?
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, because they quit.
	Okay, I thought...
	Okay, I was about to say.
	Oh, I was about to say, bro.
	Oh, because you melting them.
	Wait, hold on.
	You on Twitch?
	No, no.
	He's on Twitch, but yeah.
	Oh, Simon?
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So I'm taking it easy.
	Okay.
	Candice do amazing.
	Also, I do delivery service on the side.
	I see it every day.
	All these single women who don't have a man always call us.
	We get so many women calling for help.
	Okay, fair enough, man.
	Alright, cool, guys.
	I'm going to hit the gym.
	We're going to do an IRL in about 40 minutes or so, so I'm going to get a quick workout in.
	Love y'all ninjas.
	Check out Awkward, guys, on Twitch.
	Awkward, what's your Twitch, bro?
	Look me up on YouTube.
	It's Awkward.
	Just Awkward Overwatch.
	You'll be able to find me.
	Search Awkward Overwatch, bro.
	He's a professional player, guys.
	Just so y'all know, he wasn't really even trying.
	He's over here playing a million different characters.
	Y'all was merking him.
	We're fucking those kids up, and he was probably playing, what, 50, 60, 70% capacity?
	Y'all was merking him.
	We're fucking him up, bro.
	But yeah, I'll be streaming Awkward a lot more, guys.
	We'll be back with the IRL stream at about...
	40 minutes or so.
	I love y'all ninjas.
	Awkward shisha!
	Yeah, man.

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