March 18, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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| Alright. | |
| I think we are live. | |
| Let me double check. | |
| See where we are, guys. | |
| We should be live on the platforms. | |
| I see we're live on Rumble. | |
| Sorry, we're live on Twitter. | |
| And then let's see if we are live on Rumble. | |
| Give me one sec, ninjas. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I gotta open it up over here. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Okay, yep. | |
| We are... | |
| Should be live here very soon on Rumble. | |
| And we are going to start destroying these scrubs. | |
| I just lost the first game. | |
| Because I had some idiots on my team and we were running one healer. | |
| That's the problem when you play open queue. | |
| Kids are fucking trash. | |
| And for some of you guys that are wondering, I'm on Bill's account right now. | |
| Give me ones in the chat, guys, if y'all can hear everything. | |
| If you can hear my mic, you should be able to hear my mic. | |
| You should also be able to hear the game audio as well. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| We got a game. | |
| We got some victims. | |
| So... | |
| Let's do it. | |
| I gotta find a way to show my Twitter viewers. | |
| Yo, Bills. | |
| Can you help me with that, bro? | |
| We can show Twitter views. | |
| I don't like this map. | |
| This map sucks. | |
| Fucking Durka Market. | |
| Yo, anybody got mics in this bitch? | |
| Chat! | |
| We got mics in here? | |
| Okay, we got two tanks. | |
| Yo, if we're gonna do two tanks, then let's go one DPS. I get Karis. | |
| I'm on a smurf. | |
| Just fucking go two tanks and two healers. | |
| And I got this shit. | |
| Yo soldier, can you go zen? | |
| Okay, just don't listen to me. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Let's see what we can do here. | |
| And the kid left the fucking chat. | |
| Fucking faggots on this game, dude. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Dude left the voice chat because I told him to play Zen. | |
| That's why you're in silver, dude. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| What the? | |
| Is this bitch serious? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Need help. | |
| I'm about to die over here. | |
| Bitch is weak! | |
| Azara, you didn't get her? | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it! | |
| Happens when you got one fucking healer, man. | |
| Moritzek's no fucking skill, man. | |
| Shouldn't have... | |
| If I had a millisecond longer, I would have had that last shot and killed that fucking scrub. | |
| Moira went on their team. - Okay. | |
| One shot in the... | |
| Oh man, here we go. | |
| Need heals. Need heals. | |
| Come on. | |
| Need heals. Need heals. Need heals. | |
| That bass is gonna hurt with the window Don't die bro Don't die! | |
| Alright, back up! | |
| Man, you're patient. | |
| Stay out of home. | |
| One shot on that bitch. | |
| I'm really feeling the hate, Generation. | |
| Fuck is this bitch? | |
| Alright, she ran. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Fuck it This nigga drunk Oh 12 o'clock faggots What a shitty-ass window | |
| Oh Alright, we got it. | |
| We fucking got it. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| They had that Bistar 99 and we got it. | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| Why the fuck was he over there? | |
| Oh, the soldier joined the chat now. | |
| He got his... | |
| put his... | |
| Got the sand on his vagina Need heals over here We about to get fucked up. | |
| This... | |
| Where the fuck was our team, man? | |
| That Baptiste died? | |
| Yo, chat, give me one thing to chat if you guys can hear the game and hear the audio good. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I love the fucker. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Oh, that's nice. | |
| Oh, shit! shit! | |
| Start this party! | |
| Bastion one shot over there. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Need heals, man. | |
| What are you doing just staring at me? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Kids are retarded in this fucking level, man. | |
| Look, he's just staring at me. | |
| He's gonna hammer down. | |
| God damn my team sucks! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Running one fucking healer. | |
| My ultimate dream! | |
| That's making it happen! | |
| We're still winning though somehow. | |
| On my worst map with one healer. | |
| Alright, they're gonna come from the left-hand side, retards. they're gonna come from the left-hand side, retards. | |
| Left-hand side. | |
| They're running triple tank. | |
| Oh! | |
| Get this Ryan! | |
| What the fuck is he doing? | |
| He's dead too. | |
| Let's get back in this bitch. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These kids are terrible. | |
| What the fuck are they doing? | |
| Fucking awful. | |
| I knew that was coming. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Stupid visor, dude. | |
| They're gonna eat that whole shit. | |
| They got window. | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| Moira on point weak. | |
| Moira on point weak. | |
| More a woodshot on the side Not missing no shots on these scrubs I One shot on this fucking gay Baptiste. | |
| Nigga! | |
| You fucking scrub. | |
| Chase me, scrub. | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it! | |
| Vosifers immortality fill out! | |
| Fuck this ass up! | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| And I rolled off the map on accidentally. | |
| Fucking hate this shit, man. | |
| Lucky shot More right there they don't got no healers look Let's go. | |
| Niggas are trash Fuck you I Well, that was a terrible res. | |
| What the fuck was that, dude? | |
| Smurcy's a retard. | |
| Why the fuck would you res that? | |
| Incredible. | |
| And fucking credible. | |
| Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| Aerial positioning underway. | |
| Fuck you? | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Fuck you too. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I'm Mr. | |
| dink dink on these scrubs. | |
| Yeah, you mind not rezing me in front of fucking three of them next time, dude? | |
| *Breathing* One shot on that Orisa. | |
| Weakened the fuck out of her. | |
| Not missing no shots on these faggots. | |
| Gonna come from top middle. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Window. | |
| Baptiste is trash. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, nigga. | |
| Let's go The more Fuck out my face, bitch. | |
| You're fucked. | |
| I saw the clock on this war. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| The beaters will continue! | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| And of course I did the best. | |
| Soldier did okay. | |
| But he trashed. | |
| Nigga was visoring when Diva had her matrix up. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yo, you guys said... | |
| Hold on. | |
| The audio should be good, right? | |
| Yo, give me ones in the chat if audios are good. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I was focused on the game. | |
| I wasn't looking at the chat like that. | |
| Give me ones if the audio is good. | |
| Give me ones if the chat is good. | |
| And chat audio should be good, man. | |
| It's just that no one was talking last game, guys. | |
| That's why. | |
| It wasn't that there's something wrong with the chat audio. | |
| They just weren't talking. | |
| No, voice chat works. | |
| They just weren't talking because they're fucking faggots. | |
| That's why. | |
| One of the kids left chat because he's a bitch. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, guys. | |
| It's not that the chat is wrong. | |
| Or sorry. | |
| It's not that the voice chat wasn't working. | |
| The voice chat is on. | |
| I'm looking at it right now. | |
| Chat audio is on. | |
| It's just that fucking... | |
| They didn't want to talk because they're faggots. | |
| Because you don't even see their name blinking on the side. | |
| That's why. | |
| Alright. | |
| The beanies will continue. | |
| Who has a mic in this bitch? | |
| I know the soldiers in here got a mic. | |
| He can hear, but he can't talk because he's probably poor. | |
| Yo. | |
| Who got a mic in this bitch? | |
| Why are you playing? | |
| Bro. | |
| This nigga saw how we got two hiscans and he goes farrow. | |
| Why are kids so fucking retarded, man? | |
| Bruh. | |
| They're saying RIP Bill's account. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Angie's playing right now, too. | |
| She's running a Kariko. | |
| Yeah, you can see, guys, she's focused right now. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Look how focused she is, bro. | |
| She focuses out man. | |
| Alright, let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| They got a McCree, too! | |
| You're not even an effective criminal. | |
| They're merc-- Nice healing, stupid. stupid. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Both of y'all get fucked! | |
| Scrubs? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Lucio weak, man. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm the captain now faggots Mercy Hit that bitch! | |
| Bruh! | |
| Move the payload! | |
| Yo, they're not talking guys. | |
| They're- No one's in the voice chat, that's why y'all can't hear shit. | |
| Kids at this level don't talk in a chat, man. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Where the fuck is the T-Mobile? | |
| I'm just sitting here. | |
| One shot at that McCree. | |
| Where's the team? | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Move that payload, faggots! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Keep moving it! | |
| Keep moving it! | |
| I'm taking high ground over here! | |
| Keep moving it. | |
| Fuck that. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| 12 o'clock. | |
| She's gonna ult! | |
| Get off! | |
| I'm off fire. | |
| Get out of my face! | |
| Disgusting. | |
| Taking to the air. | |
| Free one. | |
| Free one. | |
| Call at the mercy res bro Oh shit! | |
| I dodged that fucking spear though. | |
| My fucking team trashed. | |
| Get this fucking Lucian! | |
| Okay! | |
| Fantastic! | |
| Can we please have a second fucking healer? | |
| We got a fucking Zen solo healing. | |
| That's why we can't fucking sustain in the fight! | |
| They got a fucking mercy. | |
| It's time. | |
| I don't know where he at. | |
| You tangled with the wrong man. | |
| I'm weak as fuck. | |
| I'm weak as fuck. | |
| I don't know how I'm even doing this good with fucking solo healing this bitch with a fucking Zenyatta. | |
| And McCree can't heal himself. | |
| This is incredible that we're even doing this good. | |
| Never even pushing this payload with one healer. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Let's match my sights. | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Got her! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Shit. | |
| This nigga dropped the beat man. | |
| *Gunshot* Can't play as aggressively as I want. | |
| Because... | |
| We only got one healer. | |
| Because this fucking Lutakir, whatever the fuck his name is. | |
| And this kid, Sinkular. | |
| I'm doing better than all you sorry-ass niggas, bro. | |
| I'm doing better than all you sorry-ass niggas, bro. | |
| Yo, Sinkula, why don't you fucking play Moira or some shit, man? | |
| You ain't doing shit with the Junkrat, bro. | |
| I'm telling you, man. | |
| Fucking terrible. | |
| This kid that's playing Soldier, he's not good either. | |
| Just you fucking faggots and I'm gonna fucking smurf. | |
| FYI. This is a fucking smurf account. | |
| Better than you sorry-ass niggas. | |
| You fucking faggots don't want to switch off your characters. | |
| It's fine, though. | |
| I'll carry you faggots. | |
| Motherfuckers are terrible. | |
| Bill, sorry bro. | |
| Zen, just keep the orb on me. | |
| Because these other dudes are terrible, bro. | |
| Aw, never mind. | |
| Nevermind we went anyway cause they're quitting out Perhaps it is assumptions that are foolish. | |
| Whatever. | |
| We won this shit anyway. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I will kill you. | |
| I will kill you. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Nigga went back in his home base and got healed. | |
| Faggot. | |
| With a mercy pocket. | |
| Alright. | |
| If these two could quit, then we'd be good. | |
| Sneakles said W gaming instead of faster. | |
| What does that have to do with anything, faggot? | |
| You're not even supposed to fast right now Nuka talk a shit, bro You just started working out in, like, the past year. | |
| Faggot. | |
| G'day mate. | |
| Hey! | |
| That was a close one. | |
| Yeah, kiddie guy's shit on. | |
| G'day! | |
| G'day cover. | |
| G'day! | |
| G'day! | |
| Alright, this is Ben. | |
| Then Jove Kid leaves and it's game over. | |
| This kid's gonna stay in the game like a fucking homosexual, huh? | |
| When his whole team quit on him You can't hit him, huh? | |
| Come out here, you fucking pussy. | |
| That's a comedy. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Airspace cleared. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Get out! | |
| All right, one more minute guys we got this ship Can't hit them when they're in their base | |
| Fuck that up! | |
| 40 more seconds is bullshit. | |
| Light is in general! | |
| My lightest creation! | |
| I think I threw that tire off. | |
| Tactical visor activated. | |
| Time is on our side. | |
| Alright, we won. | |
| Kids are terrible. | |
| What a fucking waste of two minutes. | |
| But, since I've been streaming with y'all niggas, that's two games we won in a row. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| We're about to boost bills up. | |
| The beanies will continue until the rank improves. | |
| Hey, Hondo. Hondo. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| We're gonna fall back. | |
| Alright, let's make that strafing hard as hell. | |
| Work on that aim, baby. | |
| Block you. | |
| Shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Ah, the other kid is on the other team. | |
| This Ludicure is on the other team. | |
| Let's fuck this faggot up. | |
| Yo, anybody in here got mics? | |
| Of course not. | |
| Of course not! | |
| No one has mics! | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Hey there, Moira. | |
| How have you been? | |
| Busier than you I'd assume Missed you too. | |
| You look great by the way Same saccharine tongue Same empty head Fucking broke he's everywhere bro None of these niggas have mics. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Dude's name is Goblin of Cum? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro, why are so many faggots on this game, bro? | |
| Dude's name is Goblin of Cum. | |
| Fucking gay. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. Straight faggotry on this game. | |
| That grenade didn't do no damage, sir! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Whatever. | |
| Kids are trash, we got it anyway. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Heh. | |
| Ludicare is getting fucked, scrub. | |
| *Sprub* Dude just wants to auto lock soldier and be trash. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's fucking go Dude has to switch the symmetric because he sucks so bad. | |
| Fuck Fucking fag wouldn't switch the healer, but he'll switch the fucking Symmetra here. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Over here! | |
| All right, you're on the line. | |
| Let's take you to the white land. | |
| Heh. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Sombra, one shot on point, guys. | |
| Fuck you, faggot. | |
| Try to sneak up on me like that again. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| These kids are terrible on the other team. | |
| Over here! | |
| Are they ever gonna touch? | |
| We're trying? | |
| Nope! | |
| Terrible. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Oh, that Sombra got fucked. | |
| Damn, McCree's so goddamn slow, man. | |
| Snicker, bro. | |
| Big-ass cowboy. | |
| Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| Let's move it! | |
| *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Climbing the objective. | |
| *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* You don't know when to quit. | |
| *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Too easy, man. | |
| These dudes are getting cream-pied. | |
| Yeah, fucking cream-pied man You Oh, that's cute. | |
| Stupid ass ult man Let's go. | |
| Well, those kids got fucked. | |
| Oh. | |
| Kids are terrible. | |
| That was easy, clap. | |
| The rape continues. | |
| Alright, so you know what we're gonna do, guys? | |
| We're gonna go into role queue now. | |
| So we got a rank for bills on, uh... | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Current competitive season. | |
| Let's think of a plan. | |
| Mercy? | |
| LOL. Faggot. | |
| So he's a... | |
| I got up to a silver, too. | |
| With... | |
| Oh, this is a count, by the way, guys. | |
| 11855. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's do this. | |
| The beanies will continue on these scrubs. | |
| Shit, that was fast, end. | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. Alright. Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. | |
| For some of you guys that are wondering... | |
| When I do that aim trainer, I put them on the hardest strafing. | |
| That's why I miss so many shots, but yeah. | |
| Alright Let's go Anybody got mics in here? | |
| Brokies... | |
| with... | |
| no mics. | |
| what's new hey there Moira how have you been busier than you I'd assume I missed you too you look great by the way yeah they're not Mike's in here If they were talking, I'd be able to hear them. | |
| What is your fascination with artificial decay? | |
| To reverse entropy, we must tame it. | |
| But inflicting it on yourself, you're withering away. | |
| I've always thrived under a deadline. | |
| Alright. | |
| Time for me to carry these scrubs once again. | |
| Let's go faggots Fuck | |
| Okay Oh Well, I got this end. | |
| That's one healer down. | |
| Let's push this shit man *Skiss* *Skiss* *Skiss* *Skiss* *Skiss* *Skiss* *Skiss* | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Come on man. | |
| Come on man, let's fucking get in this bitch. | |
| They're gonna fuck us up on that one. | |
| Pass into the iris. | |
| Let's fight you. | |
| Let's fight you. | |
| Can I get some god? | |
| Come on guys, we gotta make a fucking play here Kill this fucking Roadhog. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Eat your fate. | |
| I didn't mean to roll forward like that, man. | |
| Five more. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Ten seconds. | |
| Time is short. | |
| We must re-engage. | |
| Gotta make a play, guys. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| These pass need to be Ivers. | |
| Give me a life! | |
| I'm alive. | |
| Pop that so fucking late, man. | |
| That's what happens when you got sorry fucking kids that don't have microphones and we can't coordinate shit, you fucking faggots. | |
| This is why you guys stay stuck in fucking silver. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Trash. | |
| Fucking trash, man. | |
| Dudes are fucking terrible, man! | |
| Our tank didn't do shit! | |
| Couldn't fucking create no space! | |
| Our fucking healers weren't healing garbage! | |
| Faggots, man! | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Dudes really are fucking terrible, bro. | |
| We're gonna have to hold these sorry ass niggas the whole way! | |
| Ugh. | |
| Man. | |
| Alright, time to full hold these faggots. | |
| Alright, they got Zan Bastion. | |
| Alright, time to full hold these faggots. | |
| Roadhog is hiding below you. | |
| He's below you soldier Zen is one | |
| He's below you Fuck you Fuck Fuck! | |
| Hold it down till I get back. | |
| I got a fucking high noon, man. | |
| Damn! | |
| Good shit. | |
| Two minutes! | |
| Good stuff, good stuff. | |
| Fuck these kids, man. | |
| We can hold this shit. | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| Three dead on our team. | |
| I think they got Sombra now. | |
| It's hard. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Just Roadhog! | |
| Just Roadhog! | |
| Kill his ass! | |
| One more minute, motherfuckers. motherfuckers. | |
| We got this shit. | |
| Back up. | |
| *Foot* One shot on Doomfaggot. | |
| Got it! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Don't let them get that shit! | |
| Jump right on point. | |
| He's the last one. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Oh! | |
| Can't hit this bitch! | |
| Kariko has the skinniest hitbox in a game, bro. | |
| Whatever. | |
| *Sigh* Whatever. | |
| Damn, we shouldn't have lost that shit, man. | |
| I didn't see no Rumble Rants, guys, so let me see here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Scroll all the way to the top. | |
| Alright, Myron owns Nipple Tassels, Goku the Goal. | |
| The fuck is that? | |
| I don't even know what that is. | |
| Okay, I can see the retards are out tonight. | |
| that's good let's see here and Okay. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| You guys gotta come with some better insults today, man. | |
| Goddamn, y'all niggas trash. | |
| The fuck is that shit? | |
| *laughs* Someone needs to fill this out. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Damn. | |
| Fuck on my way! | |
| *gunshot* Can't put that on! | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| *gunshot* *gunshot* More grip than that. | |
| Bigger fingers to kill him! | |
| Smack, keep your eyes. | |
| Good German! | |
| Well there's snowmen very far! | |
| Nice! | |
| *gunshot* No one can pull me down. | |
| I'm waiting to hit this hole! | |
| See that? | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Yeah, as you guys can see, I got it as you guys can see, I got it on the hardest strafe. | |
| So, uh, if I get his shots in here, in this training mode, I'm gonna fuck them up in-game. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, god. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Hot damn. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That thought, Natalie? | |
| Bro, she a weirdo, bro. | |
| All she does is cry about Jack exploiting her on fucking Twitter and it's annoying as fuck. | |
| It's like, bruh, you're a whore. | |
| You know you're a whore. | |
| Like... | |
| Like, no one would know who you are if it weren't for him, so like, shut the fuck up. | |
| Like, bruh. | |
| These OnlyFans chicks are fucking crazy, bruh. | |
| It's like, it's hilarious, he complained. | |
| He puts a picture of himself on a private jet with a bunch of bitches. | |
| Why are you so loud? | |
| What the fuck you talking about? | |
| Why am I so loud? | |
| I'm talking to my chat, bro. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I'm toxic? | |
| I'll show you how toxic I am, you fucking faggot. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Then you know what? | |
| Turn your fucking volume down, faggot, if you don't like it. | |
| I don't know what to tell you. | |
| You're playing as a fucking monkey. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Zink, you're a faggot too. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Fucking queers on this game, dude. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Garrett fucking teed, you got two chins, dude. | |
| Back up. | |
| Genji no deflect. | |
| Xen is one. | |
| Xen dead. | |
| Soldier and D.Va. | |
| D.Va up top. | |
| D.Va up top. | |
| I'll fade. | |
| I'll fade. | |
| D.Va on. | |
| I'm grizzly. | |
| Alright. | |
| Genji won. | |
| Is your guy going insane right now? | |
| Yeah, the chat's calling you guys a bunch of faggots is what they're doing. | |
| Oh, that's great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All good, though. | |
| don't worry about it man Genji up top He has no Reflect. | |
| They got a Reaper now. | |
| Reaper dead? | |
| Genji won. | |
| Let's go. | |
| God damn it, bro. | |
| Hailers are gone. | |
| God fucking dammit, man. | |
| They might have that. | |
| Can we touch it? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Winston's contesting. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's get in there. | |
| We got 97 of Blade. | |
| Pop that Blade, Genji. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nice playing. | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* Cut off repeal! | |
| Come back. | |
| Where was I? | |
| Alright. | |
| Reaper just had one. | |
| If you want, like... | |
| I'm not gonna die More arrow Update update Update Man | |
| Whoa He's ulting, he's ulting, he's ulting. | |
| The Gengi is weak. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Literally, dust off the boots. | |
| That was a very bad window. | |
| Bro. | |
| Top of hell! | |
| Gun G1 There's a Reaper on the right Reaper behind! | |
| He's weak! | |
| Dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| You're not. | |
| Dude, where was the- Where did you put that immortality field? | |
| Bro. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Reaver behind us. | |
| Let's go Got these faggots running Let's go. | |
| Zen-1. | |
| good finish I'm being okay okay I'm diving why can't you Oh! | |
| Reaper, what the fuck? | |
| Reaper up point, he has no Wraith. | |
| Kill him, bro. | |
| He has no Wraith. | |
| Dude is trash. | |
| He uses Wraith to get into battle like a scrub. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Shitty-ass Reaper. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get down. | |
| Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. | |
| Get down. | |
| Die. Die. Die. | |
| Die. | |
| Pass into the iris. | |
| Score. Zero. | |
| Instead of Ana, can we get a fucking mercy, please? | |
| Please. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yo, are you guys still in the chat? | |
| Alright. | |
| Sneeko says, uh, Meyer, stop cursing the Ramadan. | |
| Shut up, faggot. | |
| Technically not fasting time right now. | |
| So I can swear and tell you that you're a faggot, because you are. | |
| Sorry, who are you? | |
| Nobody. | |
| Sombra. | |
| Sombra. | |
| Sim, Sim, Sim. | |
| Sim is weak, guys. | |
| In that room. | |
| oh my god someone shoot me in the back Teleporter gone. | |
| One shot on Sombro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's melt these kids, man. | |
| They're not fucking good. | |
| Watch out for the Symmetra turrets, guys. | |
| Alright, that's one down. | |
| Let's go That's who dead That's three, that's three. | |
| Get in, get in, get in, get in. | |
| Hey, D.Va have, D.Va have, D.Va have. | |
| D.Va had a mech. | |
| Dude Bro, how the fuck did we not get that man? | |
| I'm fed, I'm fed, I'm fed. | |
| We're not on my doorstep yet. | |
| Sombra behind you guys! | |
| Sombra behind you guys! | |
| One shot! | |
| Sombra behind y'all! | |
| Don't let this bitch live man He was almost out of mech I'm back Moira won! | |
| I need heals. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Sama- yo Sambro! | |
| Send one shot on point! | |
| One shot in this fuckin' Sombra! | |
| Bitch, get fucked! | |
| 8 HP, let's go! | |
| Bought to die! | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Alright we got them, we got them. | |
| We got them, we got them. | |
| Kill 2 charades. | |
| I'm alone, I'm alone. | |
| Dev out! | |
| Dev out! | |
| Fuck that bitch! | |
| Zen-1! | |
| Zen-1! | |
| Behind you! | |
| I got him. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Sim dead. | |
| Sim dead. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground. | |
| Keep pushing the payload. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground for this shit. | |
| And I got a high noon too. | |
| I got a high noon too. | |
| Two on payload, two on payload, two on payload. Two on payload. | |
| I'm dead here, I'm dead here. | |
| No you're not. | |
| I got one. | |
| Mercy, I need you to pocket me or else I'm gonna die here. | |
| Knock me off, fucking faggot. | |
| But he fucked up though. | |
| Give me a life, give me a life while I do this shit. | |
| DMACC Reaper weak, Reaper weak, Reaper weak He's on payload Reaper one! | |
| Reaper one on payload! | |
| He's right floating into the health pack room. | |
| He's to the right. | |
| He's gonna come up behind us. | |
| Here he is. | |
| Reaper, what? | |
| God fucking damn it, bro. | |
| Just group up. | |
| No, Mercy. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Shit, don't die. | |
| There's much for you to do. | |
| Enhance your weapon. | |
| Okay. | |
| Zeroes never die. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| man where's the fucking team Sombra Good kill on the Sombro. | |
| D.Va's almost out of mech, chasing our... | |
| The Reaper ult in me, man. | |
| D.Va! | |
| D.Va! | |
| I don't know how the fuck we lost that, man. | |
| Better stats than them in everything, bro. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| We got 7,000 y'all ninjas watching, man, between Rumble and YouTube. | |
| YouTube. | |
| Yo, Bills, can we find a way to put Twitter lives? | |
| Bills, if you're watching. | |
| Court of Life says, Myron, I have a great joke for you. | |
| What sex does increase the ugliest babies? | |
| Uncle Sam, you didn't leave any rents. | |
| Uncle Sam, you didn't leave any rents. | |
| Yeah, bro, you didn't rant anything. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| *Sigh* Fucking... | |
| That was a terrible game, bro. | |
| That was a terrible game. | |
| That was a terrible game. | |
| That was a terrible game. | |
| There's code for it. | |
| We'll figure it out though, Free All Ninjas. | |
| We'll figure it out. | |
| Man, I'm fucking starving. | |
| Angie went to go get some food. | |
| I ran today, guys, and I lifted weights. | |
| Oh, we got a game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Someone needs to be able to get the enemy. | |
| Damn. | |
| Now, whore Nala, guys, she famoosed everybody. | |
| She said that she was gonna delete her OnlyFans after she got baptized. | |
| Bitch made her shit for free, and she put a paywall and increased the price. | |
| Yo, that's what I'm trying to tell y'all niggies, man. | |
| Religion does not save these whores. | |
| It does not save these fucking whores, bro. | |
| Huh? | |
| Uh, can you heat it for me? | |
| I just got locked in the game now. | |
| Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Um, make it, like, extra hassle by the time I'm done with this game, it'll be ready. | |
| So yeah, guys, that Nala girl's a fucking whore. | |
| Alright, let's rock these scrubs. | |
| Defend Objective A. Moira, | |
| one shot. | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| Bills, I didn't see no phone call from you, bro. | |
| I'm looking at the chat right now. | |
| I didn't see a phone call from you. | |
| I didn't see a phone call from you. | |
| I feel like a new man. | |
| It's hard. | |
| Oh. | |
| Bitch popped the luckiest all of her life, bro. | |
| We're outnumbered! | |
| Take caution. | |
| Please perform it. | |
| Bro, we're getting rolled. | |
| holy shit! | |
| Reaper and Moira! | |
| Bro. | |
| Yeah, no help, man. | |
| No fucking help, man. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Waste. | |
| Thanks. | |
| This game might be over sooner than I wanted, man. | |
| We got fucking rolled. | |
| Our team sucks, man. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Knowledge is its own, Lord. | |
| Ah! | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang. | |
| What a beautiful day! | |
| Let's make the most of it! | |
| Alright, let's just cap it faster than these scrubs. let's just cap it faster than these scrubs. | |
| *Skiss* Huh. | |
| What is our Reinhardt doing, bro? | |
| Bro, our tank fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. my God. | |
| Oh Can't hit this fucking ash man We're behind us I Mara one shot! | |
| fucking Bob man Come on, man. | |
| We're dead. | |
| Yo, Reinhardt, do you not have a hammer down, bro? | |
| Like, you're fucking terrible. | |
| God fucking damn, bro. | |
| Trash. | |
| Use your fucking hammer. | |
| Fucking terrible, man. | |
| The tank difference is crazy. | |
| Bruh. | |
| This nigga trash. | |
| Not much I can do here. | |
| Tank is always dead. | |
| Tank is always dead. | |
| Wow, bro. | |
| Both of our healers are dead right now. | |
| Dude, switch to Junker Queen. | |
| You are fucking terrible, kid. | |
| You had a hammer down, you didn't even use it. | |
| This is what happens when you got bad tanks Can't do nothing Can't do fucking nothing. | |
| Fucking garbage. | |
| This is what happens when you have a shitty tank, guys. | |
| You can't do nothing. | |
| Kid had a hammer down, didn't do shit. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| The tank difference is crazy, bro. | |
| Yup, we lost, bro. | |
| Got fucking rolled. | |
| Fucking scrubs on my team, bro. | |
| Fucking sorry as shit, man. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Fucking faggots on this game, man. | |
| This fucking kid, French forward, you are trash, bro. | |
| Fucking trash, man. | |
| Where's the food? | |
| It's in the fucking thing. | |
| What's the turn? | |
| Oh. | |
| What is, um, Bill's rank? | |
| Uh, I don't know, it was like a bronze or something. | |
| What? | |
| I don't know, like a bronze or something. | |
| What is the end of time given? | |
| I think it's bronze. | |
| Nah, you suck. | |
| You can't play in this level. | |
| So, I got some chicken and beans here, guys. | |
| And steak. | |
| Angie wants to play, but I told her that she sucks. | |
| Which she does, guys. | |
| I mean, no offense. | |
| She's getting better, though. | |
| Oh, Bills is calling me right now. | |
| What's up, Bills? | |
| What's up, Bills? | |
| I got you on speaker. | |
| Oh, what's going on? | |
| Okay, so just to give you a quick update, audio is great on everything. | |
| The code works, but it's live and compression. | |
| It's a great podcast. | |
| I'll send it up. | |
| Yeah, I'll send it up for like tomorrow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Everything's looking great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nice. | |
| What do you want to do? | |
| I don't know how to set that up. | |
| I can. | |
| Just text me to call when you get it. | |
| Okay? | |
| All right. | |
| Wait. | |
| Wait. | |
| You know how to do text-to-speech? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's already set up to your thing. | |
| I just got to log into the account. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah All right Alright, cool. | |
| So... | |
| I got... | |
| You guys are probably wondering what I'm eating. | |
| I mean, chicken, steak, white rice with black beans. | |
| Now, I'm not going to make Texas speech 10 bucks because then you guys are going to just keep spamming wild shit. | |
| Thank you. | |
| and interrupting the game so Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| This shit is fucking trash. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| What I could do is Hold on. | |
| Let's see if we can watch a video together here. | |
| We can react to something. | |
| What do y'all ninjas want to watch? | |
| What do y'all ninjas want to watch? | |
| Open up something on Firefox. | |
| Someone said Pornhub. | |
| No thanks, bro. | |
| We're not watching no Pornhub, bro. | |
| Fucking guy, man. | |
| What the hell, man? | |
| Why the fuck would I watch Kai Sinat, bro? | |
| Do I look like a fucking moron that watches that shit, bro? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Maren, you missed my last super chat. | |
| Any chance you could bring Tai Lopez back for Money Monday? | |
| Really enjoy the last one you did. | |
| Yeah, we'll bring him back eventually. | |
| We will bring him back. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Uh... | |
| Breaking bad. | |
| Kaysen at Reacting to You? | |
| I already seen it, bro. | |
| It was on Twitter. | |
| Yeah, he fucking got mad because I called him out on the Kanye thing. | |
| And he said, oh, Kanye tweeted it first. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| Like... | |
| And here's the thing, guys. | |
| I'm not a Kanye fan like that. | |
| Let me be very clear about that. | |
| I'm not a Kanye fan like that. | |
| But it just goes to show you guys how completely unaware a lot of these young streamers are, bro. | |
| It's like, bro, you know you got thousands upon thousands of people watching you. | |
| You put on his pants. | |
| You know they're big. | |
| You know it's the wrong size. | |
| Right? | |
| But you kind of make a spectacle of it. | |
| You kind of clown him on the low. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And then when he messages you saying, yo, don't ever fucking talk shit about my stuff, you're like, oh, bro, what do you mean? | |
| Like, nigga, you dissed this shit in front of thousands of people. | |
| Like, yeah, he's gonna fucking say some shit, man. | |
| Bro, it's incredible to me how these young streamers, these kids, they think, oh, it's just content, bro. | |
| It's just content. | |
| It's not that big a deal. | |
| It's like, bro, a lot of us didn't grow up with the internet Thinking, it's just content! | |
| It's just content! | |
| Like, it used to be you would say some dumb shit and you'd get punched in the face. | |
| But the dude was born in 2001. | |
| Like, bruh, this guy was like a baby when the 9-11 attacks happened. | |
| You really gotta just get this shit in your head, guys. | |
| Like, yo, these dudes are fucking children, man. | |
| He's 21 years old. | |
| He don't know shit about life. | |
| Probably never had a real job. | |
| Never did nothing for real. | |
| That's the truth. | |
| So he looks at it like, bro, it wasn't that serious. | |
| Yeah, it is that serious. | |
| You're making his clothes and his brand look crazy on the internet in front of millions of people, bro. | |
| So yes, of course he's gonna look at it some type of way. | |
| Because you have influence, and a lot of young people watch you. | |
| So when you do that shit, you make him look crazy. | |
| But they don't get this shit. | |
| They don't understand. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And that's something I've kind of noticed with, like, young streamers, is that they think, oh, it's just content, it's just content. | |
| It's like, nah, bro. | |
| Like... | |
| Like, some people, like, take that shit offensively. | |
| You gotta watch what you say, man. | |
| Like, not everybody looks at the world through, it's just the internet, it's okay, it's not a big deal. | |
| It's like, nah, man, like... | |
| It is what it is. | |
| So I see... | |
| I understood Ye's perspective. | |
| Should have you responded that way? | |
| Telling him, yo, what the fuck, and then putting it on Instagram first? | |
| Probably not. | |
| However, I could see his perspective like, yo, this young streamer with crazy influence, millions of views, why is he doing this? | |
| Right? | |
| And then if you're somebody like Kanye, where they've canceled you several times, you make comments on certain things, and then they cancel you, you went from billionaire to millionaire overnight because of some comments about a certain group of people, right? | |
| And then Kai does this dumb shit, yeah, I mean, you're gonna feel some type of way. | |
| That's why he said you controlled when he said that shit. | |
| But see, again, the dude is double-digit IQ, so he don't know. | |
| He thinks, bro, it's not that serious. | |
| Nah. | |
| If you look at things through context, you can see why he would be pissed off. | |
| So, it is what it is, man. | |
| I mean, I don't have a problem with Kai, but him doing that shit just proved his immaturity. | |
| And then, him getting confused and him shitting on him like that shows you even more so his immaturity. | |
| Honestly, that's probably the first time somebody put him on blast like that. | |
| In a long time. | |
| That's famous. | |
| So, I don't have a problem with the kid. | |
| It's just, like I said before, like, it's just very common that I've noticed what, like, these young guys in their 20s and male and female, bro, honestly, on both sides. | |
| Like, they just don't understand the concept of consequences. | |
| Like, dissing somebody on the internet doesn't make it okay. | |
| But whatever, man. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| So what do you all need to want to watch? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Guys, I'm not gonna fucking box him, bro. | |
| He's like 5'6", man. | |
| The fuck? | |
| So... | |
| Hopefully he learns from it, bro. | |
| That, like, you just can't go around shitting on people. | |
| Especially when you got a big platform. | |
| Like, you just can't do that shit. | |
| You know? | |
| That's why, if you guys notice with us, like, we don't really shit-talk people like that. | |
| Unless they talk shit about us first. | |
| You know? | |
| So, it is what it is, man. | |
| Um, maybe. | |
| You're going to go home? | |
| Angie wants to watch Griselda, guys. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Should I play Griselda right now? | |
| I can play a little bit of it. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| I think I might have got Netflix on here. | |
| Oh no, I've got to log in. | |
| Here, y'all want to watch an episode of Griselda real quick? | |
| Yeah, we can watch like 10-15 minutes of it. | |
| You guys said Zerka's going on Alex Jones? | |
| That's lit, man. | |
| Congratulations to him. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| No, they can't see my screen right now. | |
| I won't even remember my shit. | |
| Let me try. | |
| Let me try to log in. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| Let's see if it works. | |
| Oh shit, it worked! | |
| I'm fucking lit. | |
| Damn. | |
| Okay, lit. | |
| Alright guys, we'll watch a little bit of Griselda here. | |
| I'm on episode four. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me screen share this with y'all ninjas real fast. | |
| Give me one second, I gotta figure out how to do this. | |
| Uh, okay, we'll get rid of the Overwatch. | |
| Display capture? | |
| Hmm. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Do I got to do properties or some shit here? | |
| Display. | |
| Try this one. | |
| Nope. | |
| This one? | |
| nope this one nope oh uh can y'all see that Oh yeah, y'all can see it. | |
| Okay, we lit! | |
| Can you guys see it? | |
| Okay, you guys can hear it, it looks like. | |
| But y'all can't see it? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on one second, guys. | |
| Let me try. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why doesn't it show on screen, though? | |
| I told you I was gonna fuck you back one way or another. | |
| You guys can't see, can you? | |
| Netflix blocks it! | |
| Gay! | |
| Netflix has a block for it? | |
| That's gay. | |
| For screen sharing and recording. | |
| That's so gay. | |
| Damn. | |
| We're on Rumble, though. | |
| That was whack. | |
| Okay, Bills, hold on. | |
| Hey, what's up, Bills? | |
| There's no way to do it, huh? | |
| First of all, you got to get off of Twitter if you do it, because you're going to get copyrighted. | |
| And then if you do do it, it can't be on Netflix. | |
| The Netflix app itself will not let you show the screen. | |
| It'll just play audio. | |
| Ah, damn. - Okay, okay. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Fuck it, it is what it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, man, that's whack. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck, are we YouTube gang then? | |
| I could do YouTube. | |
| Let me see if... | |
| Let me see if I can see YouTube right now. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I can see the YouTube right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| What do y'all need and just want to watch? | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| Peace. | |
| And no, I'm not gonna fucking react to Kai Sinat, man. | |
| I wish him the best, though. | |
| I really do. | |
| I don't have a problem with the guy, man. | |
| These young guys gotta get more mature, man. | |
| They gotta know how the real world works. | |
| And that's what happens a lot of times when you don't have a real job beforehand. | |
| You just go right into streaming. | |
| You don't understand the real world. | |
| You don't understand proper etiquette. | |
| You don't understand certain shit. | |
| Ryan Garcia, latest live? | |
| What? | |
| Surviving Diddy? | |
| Yo, this shit crazy. | |
| Y'all wanna watch a little of this? | |
| Let's watch a little of this of Diddy shit. | |
| We ain't gonna watch the full hour, but let's see here. | |
| They're really trying to go after him, bro. | |
| This shit great. | |
| What he's being known for with Cassie, I can only equate to some of the things that I've seen him and Kim go through. | |
| You're a dad now. | |
| Would you ever send your kid to puffy camp? | |
| Hell no. | |
| See? | |
| I mean, I mean, back in the days when he was like 10 and I was a little bit older, his older brother, we used to fight over the, over the Frosted Flakes, you know what I'm saying? | |
| Before Paws was invented, you know what I'm saying? | |
| But it's my brother, for real. | |
| We used to actually wrestle off of the, off of the Frosted Flakes because he used to always get an early... | |
| Yo, what the f*** did Puff just say? | |
| Kim is dead. | |
| Heavy D is dead. | |
| Andre Harrell is dead. | |
| The only two left are Puffy and Al, and Al almost died. | |
| Isn't that interesting? | |
| There's no way this kid should be getting, this man should be getting an Icon Award when all he has done was destroy the people around him. this man should be getting an Icon Award when all Goddamn. | |
| Welcome back to another episode of Swamp Stories. | |
| For this one, we do something that we've never done before. | |
| We take a deep dive into one of America's most controversial figures. | |
| He's loved by some, hated by others, but everyone knows that he's a boss that you never want to piss off. | |
| As talented of a genius as he is, he's also known to be equally as angry, manipulative, and flat out evil. | |
| So in this video we gather information and opinions to create an unbiased and hopefully accurate depiction of the man himself. | |
| This is Surviving Diddy, so let's dive in. | |
| The story begins in 1970s Harlem, a very rough place at the time. | |
| Poverty and violence ruled a community and people did what they had to do to survive. | |
| One of these people was Melvin Combs, a man who climbed the ranks as a dealer in Harlem. | |
| But Melvin lived a double life, one where he risked his life and freedom in the streets, and another where he provided for his wife and two children. | |
| But by all accounts, Melvin and his wife did a great job sheltering their kids from the chaotic streets. | |
| Sadly though, in the mid-1970s, Melvin would lose his life to a deal gone wrong. | |
| On paper, Melvin was just another statistic, one of the thousands in New York City. | |
| But to his son named Sean, he was his everything. | |
| Sean was in elementary school when his father passed away, and his mother always told him that it was a car crash. | |
| Her idea was to shelter him from all things bad, and she even moved him into the suburbs. | |
| So in the sixth grade, the family moved to the city of Mount Vernon and Sean attended a private Montessori school. | |
| In many cases, going from inner city to a private school can be a struggle, but not for a young Sean Combs. | |
| He was highly intelligent and charismatic, an instant leader amongst boys. | |
| So Sean spent the rest of his adolescence in Mount Vernon, thriving amongst his wealthier classmates. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Oh, shit, my bad. | |
| Oh, shit, my bad. | |
| He joined a fraternity and was known for throwing the best parties in DC. On top of this, he started a cab service that would safely take home drunk students after parties. | |
| He was already a natural businessman and everyone knew that he was destined for success. | |
| All he had to do was wait patiently for his first major opportunity. | |
| For him, this would come rather early. | |
| In fact, it was in 1989 after his freshman year. | |
| While home in Mount Vernon, he linked up with a good childhood friend named Dwight Myers, also known as Heavy D. Growing up, Heavy D was like a big brother to Sean, a mentor in many ways. | |
| While Heavy was a talented rapper, and by 1989 he signed a major deal with Uptown Records. | |
| So over the summer, he introduced his friend Sean to the owner of Uptown Records, a respected mogul by the name of Andre Harrell. | |
| Right off the bat, Andre took a special liking to a young Sean Combs, like an oddly special liking. | |
| I guess he saw major potential in him because he decided to give him a major opportunity right away. | |
| So in the summer of 1989, Sean was hired as an intern at Uptown Records. | |
| Over the summer, Sean spent countless hours in the studio and in meetings with major artists from around the country. | |
| It was truly a dream come true for a freshman in college, something that's pretty much unheard of. | |
| Well, the fall comes around and Sean has to return to campus in DC. Andre didn't want him to go and tried to convince him to drop out and stay with the label, but Sean's mother was not having it. | |
| So together, they came to a compromise. | |
| Twice a week, Sean would take the train from DC to New York to be at the Uptown office. | |
| This was four hours each way, meaning that Sean spent a total of 16 hours a week just to remain an intern at Uptown. | |
| This really didn't make any sense. | |
| What could he bring to the table that required him to do all of this hassle? | |
| Well, you might find out in just a second, so hold on. | |
| This crazy lifestyle- Interesting. | |
| Continued for a few months until Andre Harrell put his foot down. | |
| He offered him a full-time job at the label if he would drop out of Howard and return back to New York. | |
| Sean accepted it and it worked out extremely well. | |
| This is because at just 20 years old, Sean was promoted to the vice president of the label. | |
| Whoa, now we're all thinking the same thing, aren't we? | |
| Why in the world would Andre Harrell promote a 20-year-old to the vice president of his label? | |
| The music industry is one of the hardest to crack. | |
| That is kind of crazy. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| But what I will say though, guys, is we might have to do this shit on FedReact. | |
| This is a pretty good documentary. | |
| And for most, it takes decades to get this position. | |
| So how did Sean Combs really get this job so young? | |
| Give me once in a chat if y'all want us to do this on FedReacts. | |
| And that leads us to a little bit of deep diving history. | |
| Back in the day, Andre Harrell had a very similar story to Sean Combs. | |
| He was another college student in the Bronx hoping to one day work in the music industry. | |
| And while in college, he was discovered by a legendary music mogul by the name of Clive Davis. | |
| For those who don't know... | |
| Oh, Clive Davis. | |
| You know what time that is, man. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Clive Davis. | |
| Matter of fact... | |
| Just so you guys get an idea of who we're talking about here. | |
| Ah! | |
| *Bell rings* We ain't missin' today, baby! | |
| Y'all know what time it is, man! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| It's time to eat. | |
| Alright. | |
| Bye. | |
| It's settled. | |
| You guys want us to do this. | |
| You guys want us to do this on FedReacts. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Alright, back to Overwatch, niggas. | |
| Back to Overwatch. | |
| We Overwatch gang now. | |
| Shout out to Bills for teaching me how to run... | |
| *Sounds of the game* OBS properly, man. | |
| Ramesh said, talk about how Palestine won't win. | |
| Bro, what are you talking about, man? | |
| Free Palestine, bro. | |
| What are you talking about, man? | |
| Ukraine won't win. | |
| But... | |
| I'll tell you this, they've been fighting since the fucking... | |
| For the past, like, 80 years, man. | |
| They're not giving up. | |
| They just bombed the school today, those fucking dickheads, man. | |
| So... | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas, man. | |
| Oh, face cam? | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'll turn it on right now. | |
| right now, by bad. | |
| There we go. | |
| My bad. | |
| And don't worry, guys. | |
| We'll figure out how to get you guys... | |
| How to get you guys... | |
| Yo, Bills, I didn't get the code, by the way. | |
| We'll figure out how to get you guys the Twitter numbers as well. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Also, guys, if anybody wants to- Angie, you really want to play? | |
| Huh? | |
| No, no, I'm saying you want to play in the stream. | |
| You want to play in the stream. | |
| You don't want to play anymore? | |
| You scared? | |
| You guys want me to do a game with Angie? | |
| Look at that, you guys scared her off, man. | |
| *thud* I'm so mean? | |
| I guess I'm too mean. | |
| Alright, you guys ready to wreck these kids? | |
| Alright, let's destroy them. | |
| You got your gain up all the way, right? | |
| My gain is all the way up? | |
| Yes. | |
| Is that better now? | |
| A little bit, yeah. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Alright, test, test, test. | |
| That should be good now. | |
| I'm looking, it's not peeking anymore. | |
| Yep. | |
| not better oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Let's go, guys. | |
| Let's go! | |
| It's our turn. | |
| Let's push forward. | |
| Take the robot back. | |
| The enemy is moving the barricades. | |
| Stop them! | |
| Mercy behind you. | |
| Bro. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Where the fuck are our dealers, man? | |
| I died and then they died. | |
| I was sharp this time. | |
| We're falling behind. | |
| Stop losing the sorry ass dead, man. | |
| I'm going to eat. | |
| You think I'm going to pop me. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Who are you lying for me? | |
| Let's go speed fly! | |
| Pushing the barricade. | |
| Let's keep it up. | |
| Oh here comes the counter switch | |
| Yeah, I'm almost at the mercy The most face | |
| Oh Yeah, I'm just going to kill you Yeah Oh, yeah, I'm just going to kill you That's not going to kill you Stop them Oh, God Oh, God I'm just going to kill you Oh, God Oh, God So I'm carrying it here | |
| So I'm carrying it here here here yeah Ash behind us! | |
| Ash behind us! | |
| behind us bro All right You're carrying here! | |
| You guys should be able to hear me now, ninjas. | |
| I'm okay! | |
| Stick with the robots! | |
| This is the enemy spotted! | |
| I'm turning up the heat! | |
| Hey! | |
| Ash up top. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Sorry, Dad. | |
| We're crew on the right. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Push on our barracks. | |
| No one hurts. | |
| You're right, mate. | |
| It's me. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Do something! | |
| Ah! | |
| Ash has won. | |
| Ash has won, guys. | |
| Behind the car. | |
| good finish they got a strong cam | |
| I got a strong cam that B drop was late man I got a strong cam where was I | |
| Don't let them catch up. | |
| Don't let them catch up. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Nice speed boost Lucio, really nice speed boost. | |
| Really fucking good right there. | |
| Alright, you faggers should be able to hear me now, no problem. | |
| *Screams* Got a police, man. | |
| Group up, here! | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Guys, you should be able to hear me on the game fine. | |
| Like, I can see the fucking mic right now. | |
| No, no, not you, not you. | |
| I'm talking to my chat, bro. | |
| I'm streaming right now. | |
| May week! | |
| Got her, bitch! | |
| Warrior 1! | |
| Mario 1, what the fuck, bitch, live? | |
| Well, she got hit with everything. | |
| Shout all in on it Lucky shot the barricade is on the move. | |
| Let's go Let's go! | |
| Dude, you might have to switch off the tracer, man. | |
| Need heals bad. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Oh, That's too dead on their team. | |
| Moira weak. | |
| She can die. | |
| Moira can die. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Where's the McCree? | |
| McCree dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| Whoa! | |
| McCree dead. | |
| Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| McCree's gonna be the one coming back. | |
| Get ready. | |
| I got a high noon? | |
| McCree with a mercy pocket? | |
| Mei? | |
| She's gonna blizzard on point. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Damn. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Yeah, Paris, you kind of threw a brunt. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Fucking threw, man. | |
| Don't blame me, bro. | |
| You suck. | |
| The fuck? | |
| You literally... | |
| You just literally went 18 on 11, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Nigga, garbage. | |
| Over here trying to tell me, oh, bro, you're Mike! | |
| Nigga, you suck! | |
| Fuck you talking about mics for, faggot. | |
| What the fuck is this bitch? | |
| Fuck you talking about mics for, faggot. | |
| I'm looking at this show. | |
| I'm damn near already. | |
| I think that's better now. | |
| You guys should be able to hear me fine, right? | |
| You hear me, Dino? | |
| I'm gonna miss that one I've never missed one mark You have government | |
| Throw some towel Wait for it Where is smoke? | |
| There's fire Keep driving I'm gonna miss you Nah, my mic is fine, man. | |
| I'm like... | |
| I'm gonna miss you No, my mic is fine, man. | |
| Literally, I'm looking at the fucking thing right now. | |
| The mic is fine. | |
| See, when I turn... | |
| Yeah, now it's damn near redlining. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Alright. | |
| It should be good now. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| You are remembering to take your supplements. | |
| What's good? | |
| Later. | |
| Wanna arm wrestle? | |
| Here I come! | |
| Round 1. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| *Bang* Hello? | |
| Hello? | |
| Oh Winston. | |
| Winston weak. | |
| You can't do it. | |
| I'm not sure if you're going to die. | |
| What the? | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| I want the enemy. | |
| One's a one. | |
| Nice. | |
| Mercy over here, I think, too. | |
| Yeah, she's just another team now. | |
| I'm sorry now. | |
| Sorry, you're a reaper. | |
| Sorry, I have. I have. | |
| I'm not going to go. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Can I get some help here with this Mercy piece? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Reaper weak. | |
| Trace him down. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| Hello there. | |
| I'm a soldier. | |
| Zarya won. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Lucy I'll have. | |
| *Sounds of damage* Alright. | |
| Rodrigue, respect and love, Myron. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| One, zero. | |
| We're all here! | |
| Alright, after this, um, if you guys want to play, you're somewhere between silver, gold, whatever the fuck. | |
| No mistakes. | |
| Add me and I'll queue up with you. | |
| I need a tank and a healer is what I really need. | |
| A good tank and a good healer. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, Scrubs. | |
| And here's the gamer tag right now for Bills. | |
| It's jbills. | |
| Hashtag 11855. | |
| Again, that's 11855 if y'all want to queue up. | |
| Kariko's coming on point, but Junkrat. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Kuriko, one. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Reaper on point. | |
| Ball, one. | |
| Ball, one. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Mercy, one. | |
| Mercy, one. | |
| I got her. | |
| Where's Reaper? | |
| I hear him. | |
| Go upstairs. | |
| He ran away. | |
| Hear his heavy ass footsteps. | |
| He teleported me! | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Dumbass. | |
| Kariko, half ran away. | |
| Ball ran. | |
| She's one. | |
| Got her. | |
| She's shot. | |
| I got her. | |
| Mariko. | |
| Teleport away. | |
| Whoa. | |
| I hit Ripper with a headshot. | |
| One shot. | |
| Good shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| She literally fucking Suzo'd her, Suzo'd her one out soon. | |
| Invincible. | |
| River on point man I got high noon We're coming back with it. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I don't know if anyone's there to follow up on that, bro. | |
| Oh Walk and die Let's get in here. | |
| Let's see one. | |
| What the fuck is this Mercy Drop? | |
| Come on, I'm off. | |
| Get this fucking Reaper, bro. | |
| Fucking trash, man. | |
| Over here. | |
| We gotta get him off the point, guys. | |
| Area denied. | |
| All on the one. | |
| Sam 1 Sim 1 on point. | |
| Reaper on point, Reaper on point, Reaper on point. Reaper, Reaper on point, no raid. Reaper on point, no raid. | |
| Fuck! | |
| He's dead, man. | |
| He killed like three of us, bro. | |
| Alright, we got the point. | |
| Let's get back in there, man. | |
| We got an EMP. Bro, you gotta coordinate it with the team, man. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Number one. | |
| Nice shot. | |
| I rest a week. | |
| *BOOM* Reaper on point. | |
| Reaper went up point weak Sombra dead bitch Good thing. | |
| Nice job, guys. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Uh... | |
| Clearly they're putting me with kids at higher levels. | |
| Um, yo. | |
| Uh, guys. | |
| Who wants to queue up? | |
| Let's see here, social. | |
| Damn, these are bills sorry ass friends. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| Guess I'm queuing up again by myself. | |
| *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* Oh, these guys are higher level. | |
| *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* Alright, anybody else in here? *sad* | |
| *Sigh* Damn Pyrex is on another team. | |
| He went 33-0 last time. | |
| who's in chat around dinner time we're inflicting it on yourself You're withering away. | |
| I've always thrived under a deadline. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack, Colossum. | |
| Let us end this. | |
| There's a spot. | |
| Back up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fucking these kids up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Ass up there The payment challenge is not interesting It's interesting Let's ensure the payment progress *Gunshot* | |
| oh oh oh | |
| No, man Dude, it was one shot, bro! | |
| I was discorted. | |
| Where was I? Take cover! | |
| The tree is gone. | |
| Keep pushing payloads. | |
| these idiots are too busy chasing me retards fuck Alright, we gotta back up. | |
| Here they come Enemy located I'm sharp this time. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* | |
| Let's go. | |
| Come on, fuck! | |
| God damn it! | |
| The Zen's one shot, man. | |
| Ah. | |
| That's right, you see? | |
| One over here. | |
| Oh, no! | |
| Ah. | |
| Knock on coal. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| What the fuck are we doing? | |
| We need to take the objective now. | |
| We need to get the frame off moving. | |
| There's energy here. | |
| We need to take the objective now. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Shit, we still gotta- we gotta hold him. | |
| Alright. | |
| Completely forgot. | |
| Bro, I'm not gonna use right-click. | |
| Right-click is for faggots, bro. | |
| What the fuck do you think this is, man? | |
| We don't right-click over here. | |
| Scrubs right click. | |
| We gotta hold them. | |
| *Gunshot* Can we get a Mercy, please? | |
| Instead of Ana? | |
| Can we get a Mercy instead of Ana? | |
| I studied you in school. | |
| They said you were the best sniper in the world. | |
| I'm sure some would disagree. | |
| Like the sniper who shot out your eye? | |
| She doesn't count. | |
| Mother's work is never done. | |
| Kill if I went out. | |
| *gunshot* Looks like Gibraltar's back online, with lots of new intel to share. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| The fight's coming to us. | |
| Everybody rise! | |
| Is that a white freak? | |
| We're here. | |
| Then weak to your left. | |
| Brown. | |
| Brown. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Try a little harder I don't know Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh A bit early | |
| Dust off the boots You Rush Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh | |
| Oh I'm going to kill | |
| you. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Why can't we kill this fucking Moira? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I got stuck, man. | |
| I didn't even know where I was. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Where was I? | |
| Payload shouldn't be moving. | |
| Kenyan soldier chasing me. | |
| We really need to stop that. | |
| No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! | |
| No! | |
| We really need to stop that. | |
| No! No! | |
| Soldier up top, alting you guys! | |
| Soldier- God damn it, dude. | |
| God fucking damn it man. | |
| I've got you in one. | |
| Defeat. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| BMP activated. | |
| It's a meme. | |
| *sad music* Sneeko sent me some shit in German. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| Yo, Myron, don't have that muzzy, faggy Muhammad hijab on the show. | |
| He will just speak an ideal world scenario. | |
| We'll think he can convert you like the submissive leaf in the wind cuck. | |
| No, man, I like to bring people of different perspectives. | |
| Like I said before, bro, I'll bring on people like Nick, you know, who obviously are Catholics, are Christians. | |
| I'll bring on Laura Loomer, who's, you know... | |
| Jewish Zionists. | |
| I'll bring on Muhammad Hijab, obviously, devout Muslim. | |
| Like, I'll bring people on from different perspectives. | |
| I think that's very important. | |
| You need to bring people in from different realms, people that you agree with, people that you don't agree with, etc. | |
| I think it's very important to have that. | |
| So, yeah, nah, bro. | |
| We'll have him on. | |
| I don't have a problem with that at all. | |
| He'll be the first Islamic scholar we had on. | |
| We haven't had an Islamic scholar on, so I'm actually kind of... | |
| I'm kind of excited for that. | |
| Someone said, how the fuck do you... | |
| Yo, Ramesh, what the fuck are you talking about? | |
| How do I stoop that low? | |
| You fucking dickhead. | |
| It's about bringing people on from different backgrounds. | |
| I'll bring on people that are pro-Israel. | |
| I'll bring on people that are pro-Palestine. | |
| I'll bring on people that are Christians. | |
| I'll bring on people that are Catholics. | |
| I don't care, bro, because I don't want to have a fucking echo chamber. | |
| If you want a fucking echo chamber, then go listen to someone that does echo chamber podcasts where they only interview people in their niche. | |
| But guess what? | |
| I like to interview people from all different types of backgrounds. | |
| Even if they don't fucking agree with me, alright? | |
| So shut the fuck up. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| So annoying. | |
| People come in like, they'll be like, oh, bro, like, you know, the Red Pill's echo chamber are bringing people from different perspectives. | |
| Oh, bro, what the hell? | |
| You brought on a Christian. | |
| Oh, bro, he brought on someone from Israel. | |
| Oh, bro, he brought on this fucking radical Muslim. | |
| Oh, bro. | |
| Like, shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| People are so fucking gay. | |
| It's like, bruh, I'm gonna fucking bring people on from different backgrounds. | |
| I think it's important to bring people on from different backgrounds. | |
| Thank you. | |
| So Niko said bring mustache man on after hours, bro. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, Ramesh, I didn't know you were talking about me. | |
| Because you were saying some shit earlier about don't bring Muhammad Hijab on. | |
| That's why I assumed you were talking about him again. | |
| Guys, like, seriously, somebody needs to get the wheel maker. | |
| Tal Blanco said they cook in your boxing iron. | |
| I don't give a fuck, bro. | |
| Think I care what a bunch of people that have never been in a fight before gotta say, bro? | |
| Half these dudes have never been punched in the face before. | |
| I'll go fuck what they say, bro. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| R.S. Atlas says, Ever thought about taking supplements for gaming? | |
| Sounds dumb, but there are nootropics you can take to increase focus in game sense. | |
| The only downside is it may increase your irritability. | |
| Nah, I'm good. | |
| Yeah, Top Blanco, I saw what you said, bro. | |
| All you do is talk shit, bro. | |
| You're a fucking weirdo. | |
| Like, you watch all my streams and you fucking talk shit about me, talk shit about Angie. | |
| You're a fucking weirdo, bro. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Why are you watching niggas that you don't like? | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see which you niggas want to play and aren't trash. | |
| I accepted a bunch of friends requests. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| They can only play Quick Play. | |
| Fuck outta here *sad music* *sad music* | |
| so now | |
| entering king's role uh deadly angel i don't have your account Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| This would be an evening to remember. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| You're a poppy? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll get you guys in after this game. | |
| But they've left us no choice Why you guys like a shit about sneaker bro? | |
| Get it | |
| Get G1 so | |
| Echo Echo Echo Okay. | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| Minefield deployed. | |
| Oh What oh He's solo hammering me down. | |
| What a fucking faggot. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Hello there. | |
| Hello. | |
| The payload is in motion. | |
| This is back. | |
| There it is. | |
| Over there. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| My ultimate is almost charged. | |
| He is going to cover him. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| Hold my exception, Adam. | |
| *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* Can I get some heals, please? | |
| *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* | |
| Let's go. | |
| Wow. | |
| Ryan has one HP, man. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Bagot Can we kill this run our please | |
| Oh Fucking go man Oh Oh, Reinhardt coming in. | |
| He has a hammer. | |
| Guaranteed he has a hammer, hammer. | |
| Here they come. | |
| Genji-1! | |
| Shit, man. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Reinhardt's weakest form. | |
| *BOOM* Kill this bitch! | |
| Soldier, you wanna hit this fucking warren? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Fuck, you suck! | |
| Holy shit, this soldier fucking trash! | |
| The fuck are you doing? | |
| Fucking terrible! | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Try a little harder Oh, | |
| my God. my God. | |
| It's hot. | |
| Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. | |
| Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Oh, he's feeling the heat. | |
| Hey, don't calm me down. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| Yo, soldier, you gotta stop being trash, bro. | |
| Oh, he switched the fucking torp. | |
| Thank God. | |
| Zero to two. | |
| Holy fuck man! | |
| You shi- what'd this dude say? | |
| You should read the story of the Moors in Spain by Stanley Lane Poole and Nile Valley Contributions to Civilization Egypt on the Potomac by Anthony Browder. | |
| Never heard of it. | |
| Someone needs to fill their saddle. | |
| To haul them into my web. | |
| No mistakes! | |
| No mercy. | |
| Hello? | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang. | |
| Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| What? | |
| Attack, commence. | |
| Capture, objective, release. | |
| Reverse, burn. | |
| I'm not sure if you can, but you can. | |
| I'm not sure if you can, but you can. | |
| You can. | |
| I'm not sure if you can. | |
| I'm not sure if you have any questions. | |
| I'm not sure if you can. | |
| We'll be right back. | |
| I'm not sure if you can. | |
| *gunshot* Arisa one shot. | |
| Gun g1. | |
| Zen, one. | |
| Wow, I know. | |
| Can I get some help here, please? | |
| Bro, I'm not getting all heals, man. | |
| Not whatever. | |
| Not whatever. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Couldn't get this fucking Roadhog, bro? | |
| Why is this kid playing Widow? | |
| Bro! | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Alright, it's good. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Oh, fuck. fuck. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| I'm doing so much damage this Roadhog still almost died with the fucker I am moving to me. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Ana one up there! | |
| Ana one! | |
| Come on, kill her! | |
| What the fu- Incredible. | |
| Trying to hook me. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| My ultimate is ready. | |
| Uh, sharp this time. | |
| 16,000 damage, bro. | |
| What the fuck is my team doing, bro? | |
| Holy fuck! | |
| Dude, don't fucking talk. | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Do not fucking talk. | |
| You are terrible. | |
| You fucking scrub. | |
| You've been dying the whole time. | |
| You ain't been doing shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You of all people, you better not say shit to me. | |
| You fucking suck, kid. | |
| Do not say shit to me, you fucking scrub. | |
| Shut the fuck up Fucking trash the boots Hey, listen retard. | |
| This is a fucking smurf. | |
| I'm ten times better than you. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Yeah, keep shooting the tank. | |
| Keep shooting the tank. | |
| I'm shooting everybody, asshole. | |
| That's the difference between me and you. | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| You're missing the tank! | |
| That's the difference! | |
| Why are you yelling? | |
| are you sure talk rats weak | |
| *Sounds of fire* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap* | |
| Come on, Cole! | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Or a one. | |
| We're on August week. | |
| Let's push in. | |
| One of the healers are gone *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Oh, that's not good *Sigh* | |
| lucky shot | |
| Moira, one shot on the right. | |
| We're not gonna laugh. | |
| Can we kill him? | |
| Well, I guess we can't left. | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| Jannix are fucking awful, dude. | |
| Have fun with the band too, you fucking weirdo. | |
| Go ahead and report me, you fucking faggot! | |
| I got multiple accounts, you fucking queer! | |
| Report me, you pussy, fucking sorry piece of shit! | |
| You triple-chinned fucking faggot! | |
| Guaranteed, you go to playgrounds and ask little kids to play with them! | |
| You fucking kid-touching faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Guaranteed! | |
| You fucking queer! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fucking scrubs, man, on this fucking game, dude. | |
| Every fucking time I get a second DPS on my shit, fucking trash! | |
| Fucking terrible! | |
| Don't know what the fuck they're doing! | |
| Dude's playing fucking Widowmaker on attack! | |
| Trash! | |
| Hanzo hits nothing! | |
| Terrible! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Have fun being reported. | |
| Have fun getting banned. | |
| Faggot! | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| I wish I could see some of these faggots in real life so I could kick them right in the fucking balls, then uppercut their dumbasses like I'm Ryu in fucking 1995. | |
| Sure you can, these fucking faggots, man. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| The faggotry is high in this one, man. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| Fucking faggot! | |
| Calm down, calm down. | |
| Yeah, I see. | |
| I don't know if we can play, bro. | |
| Your shit is too high. | |
| What? | |
| Too high? | |
| This is a brand new count. | |
| Oh, no, you're a party leader. | |
| Never mind. | |
| My bad. | |
| I give you a party leader. | |
| I'm a rice, Myron. | |
| Yeah, I know it's you. | |
| I know. | |
| I could tell from the accent it was chicken fried rice. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I give you the... | |
| Yeah, I already picked my role, bro. | |
| You pick your role. | |
| I can play everything. | |
| Play tank and healer, okay? | |
| Yeah, that's cool. | |
| Bro, kid is fucking terrible, man. | |
| I'm working on my Kree right now. | |
| I see that. | |
| Dude, fucking terrible. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Shit gets me so fucking mad, bro. | |
| He's just sitting there like... | |
| I could tell. | |
| He's probably sitting back in his fucking shit like this. | |
| Not taking the game serious. | |
| That's why he's missing shots because he fucking sucks. | |
| He's a fucking faggot. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| These motherfuckers, bro. | |
| These kids got no killer instinct anymore. | |
| Your tank and DPS are pretty bad. | |
| They're really bad, bro. | |
| I don't even remember who my tank was. | |
| It was a ball? | |
| Terrible. | |
| Yeah, it's a ball. | |
| I don't know what he was doing, bro. | |
| And then the other kid playing Hanzo, he wasn't doing shit, man. | |
| I did almost 20,000 damage. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Kid was trying. | |
| Yeah, when you shot Moira, one head and one body, the soldier can hit the Moira. | |
| Yeah, you saw that? | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| You saw that shit too? | |
| I was like, what the fuck? | |
| Like, you almost lost my shit. | |
| He was so weak. | |
| A headshot and body shot? | |
| She's missing every shot. | |
| Bro, I was... | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Okay, thank god somebody saw that shit. | |
| Bro, I was like, what the fuck? | |
| Alright, let's fuck these faggots up, man. | |
| Now that I got fucking China man in here, we about to give y'all niggas the coronavirus. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, let's go into team chat. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, listen up, faggots in the chat. | |
| This is how it's gonna go. | |
| If you guys listen to what me and Nse, you will win this fucking game. | |
| We're both on Smurfs. | |
| We're gonna carry you sorry motherfuckers to victory, alright? | |
| So just listen to what we say. | |
| Alright? | |
| Everybody understand? | |
| The mission? | |
| Alright, good. | |
| Listen to what we say and you'll win the game. | |
| Yeah, one kid already left the chat because he's a fucking pussy and he doesn't want to win. | |
| Probably a tranny or some shit. | |
| Yeah, just him. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Time to get toxic. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, faggots! | |
| Let's go! | |
| It's time to win! | |
| You fucking triple chin faggots! | |
| You guys are not used to winning. | |
| You're used to fucking being queers. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Angie, can I get an energy drink? | |
| Let's go Who's up front here? | |
| attack comets Let's go, faggots! | |
| They got a Widow on their team. | |
| Widow D.Vo. | |
| See you. | |
| Okay, our Widow fucked up their Widow, nice. | |
| Ana up top. | |
| Morgan created some space for us. | |
| McCree dead. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beanies will continue! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Make one fucking change on the team, now it's time to melt these faggots! | |
| Push that payload! | |
| She ran away because she's a bitch. | |
| Ana... | |
| He's hiding, he's hiding. | |
| Oh yeah, I hear the footsteps. | |
| I don't know where she at though. | |
| She's probably up top on the right over here. | |
| She's probably up there. | |
| D.Va top middle. | |
| Aw shit. | |
| That's McCree's trashy. | |
| Spanning the hammer. | |
| I'm about to die though. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yo, Flo, can you play Mercy, bro? | |
| Can you please play Mercy? | |
| Instead of Ana? | |
| He's not in the chat. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| He was the first one that left, wasn't it? | |
| The one left is 10. | |
| He's the only one in chat. | |
| Get fucking dink dink, bitch! | |
| Aw, shit. | |
| Careful. | |
| Careful. | |
| Ah, she resed him. | |
| She was- They got walls. | |
| They got walls. | |
| be careful Fuck I'm dead bro D.Va's out of mech, though. | |
| So D.Va's out of mech. | |
| Alright. | |
| Widow, widow, widow, widow. | |
| Widow. | |
| Don't get sniped. | |
| She's one. | |
| she's weak What was that? | |
| Your homie with 800 damage is smurfing. | |
| Is that what you said? | |
| Who's 800? | |
| I'm the one with him. | |
| Oh, I thought you were talking about this dog shit. | |
| Fucking Hanzo. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Not him, bro. | |
| Not him. | |
| Not doing nothing. | |
| Alright. | |
| No! | |
| I got slapped, bro! | |
| McCree behind y'all. | |
| McCree behind y'all, man. | |
| Oh, he got fucked. | |
| We got the payload though. | |
| Mercy up top! | |
| Mercy up top She's one she's one She's one! | |
| She's one! | |
| Look to your right We're fucking up the rest of our Arisa weak! | |
| Arisa one shot! | |
| McCree, one shot! | |
| McCree, one shot at the top! | |
| McCree, McCree, one shot! | |
| Bro, he's one shot up there. | |
| Y'all got him. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Huh? | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I won't yell too much. | |
| I promise I won't. | |
| Angie's saying, don't lose my voice. | |
| Careful! | |
| The beam in fact? | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, the beam has got to continue. | |
| You are not here. | |
| McCree dead? | |
| This Bastion fucking came up to the side of me. | |
| Bastion on the left, get him, he's the last one, he sucks. | |
| Fucking scrub Good shit y'all got it y'all got it Sorry guys, I was distracted a little bit from Angie. | |
| We good now. | |
| Push that. | |
| Yeah, we got it. | |
| The eye of Horus watches over you. | |
| I'm going to shoot you a little bit, Moga. | |
| Push you a little bit. | |
| Find cover. | |
| Ariso? | |
| Watch out for the Bastion. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| It's okay, Dom. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm trying to hide, man. | |
| Yeah, I try to run away, but... | |
| It's okay, Dom. | |
| The point is putting your right hand. | |
| If I don't have my E, I'm dead. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| I got old. | |
| We can push you one more time. | |
| Alright. | |
| Thanks guy. | |
| McCree getting pocketed by Mercy on the right Mercy done What? | |
| What? | |
| You want to enter in my hindroom, bitch? | |
| I'm about to fuck you up now. | |
| I got you, bro. | |
| I got you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| No one pushing payload? | |
| No, we got it. | |
| One's on it. | |
| One's on it. | |
| Yeah, you can't. | |
| My crew on the right. | |
| My crew on the right. | |
| My crew on the left. | |
| Left turn. | |
| Bastion is going up there, too. | |
| Oh, they got a Zarya now. | |
| Careful. | |
| I got you. | |
| Whoa! | |
| This Bastion has a hard-on for me. | |
| Zarya, Zarya on our... | |
| No. | |
| Still got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| Winnable, winnable. | |
| Bastion, rest. | |
| Zarya 1, Zarya 1! | |
| Oh shit, she nanoed the Bastion. | |
| He's 1. | |
| Fuck! | |
| If she didn't nano his ass, I would've killed him, bro. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| My bad! | |
| My bad! | |
| My bad, I almost killed everyone Mauga can't come back, we don't have a kill Yeah, yeah, I'm not pushing you Hide there, hide there, hide there When we go in, we need to kill Mercy My bad I'm not going to die. | |
| Alright, you guys ready to go in? | |
| Magi, you got all or no? | |
| Mercy, resume when you get a chance. | |
| I'm 86. | |
| Get that ba- Oh no! | |
| I got one! | |
| McCree behind y'all! | |
| McCree behind y'all! | |
| McCree behind y'all, bro! | |
| McCree behind y'all! | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I'm coming back right now. | |
| I hit the McCree once. | |
| You guys should be able to finish them. | |
| No way. | |
| Keep me alive! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Damn red Why the mercy stop healing me? | |
| Damn, this Mercy's a fucking scrub, bro! | |
| He was healing me, just let me fucking die! | |
| Idiot! | |
| Dude! | |
| He was trying to res Hanzo. | |
| Oh, res the worst kid on the team. | |
| Yeah, let's do that. | |
| Yeah, while the fucking... | |
| Well, I'm literally about to get a triple kill, man. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| I keep doing damage. | |
| I got more heal than her. | |
| Bro. | |
| This is fucking tough, man. | |
| No, we're gonna still hold him. | |
| These kids suck, bro. | |
| We're gonna hold him. | |
| I got barely healed that fucking last round until the kids were some mercy at the end, and even then he was still fucking barely healing me, because I know, and you're doing damage, so it's whatever. | |
| Yeah, I'm doing damage. | |
| I got still more healing there. | |
| Yeah, it's terrible, bro. | |
| We got this. | |
| We gonna win. | |
| I still got this. | |
| It's okay. | |
| This should be interesting. | |
| That's my bad though. | |
| Nah, nah, nah. | |
| I could've played better, too. | |
| I could've played better. | |
| Take accountability on that one. | |
| I could've played better. | |
| But, yeah, bro. | |
| We got this shit on hold, though. | |
| It's fine. | |
| The dude was doing terrible Ana bro. | |
| Okay, I'm backing up. | |
| Zarya, weak as shit. | |
| They got a sniper. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| The Zarya could die. | |
| Finish her off. | |
| Finish her off. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She's full charge Sorry weak on point Weak on payload. | |
| She's weak as fuck on payload. | |
| Run HP on payload, guys! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Got her. | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| Xena... | |
| Percy dead. | |
| And you got him? | |
| Okay. | |
| They got Reinhardt now. | |
| Melt their shield. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Dude, his Mercy keeps rezzing the tank. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's the advantage when they have a fucking Mercy and we don't, bro. | |
| Oh, my mirror's doing something nice. | |
| Keep me up. | |
| Nice. | |
| Eyes popping off on defense Yeah, I'm back Tracer ran, tracer ran | |
| Yeah, he's close to it. | |
| I don't know if he has it yet, but he definitely is close to it. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Ryan is weak, Ryan is weak. | |
| *Squeak* Got him. | |
| No res, no res. | |
| Got her. | |
| No res. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Leak. | |
| I'm with you, Ramatra. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| She's not flanking you because I'm... | |
| Okay, good. | |
| She ran. | |
| Wait, where the fuck? | |
| Did she recall? | |
| Yep. | |
| She's wasting flanks. | |
| Sucks. | |
| Oh my god Careful careful Stay alive, my friend? | |
| Yup That's the only time I right click on shield. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Shit! | |
| No. | |
| Back up, don't even die. | |
| I have a ult. | |
| I'm backing up because... | |
| Fuck! | |
| The best is one man! | |
| We got this! | |
| Nice, nice. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Y'all fucked him up. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| 13,000. | |
| Goddamn, uh, N? Good stuff, guys. | |
| guys good stuff I got bills of gold 5 This is gay. | |
| Alright, time to climb. | |
| Gold is for faggots Yep Holy shit, what the fuck? | |
| Y'all just invaded here. | |
| What do you guys want to play? | |
| I can play everything. | |
| I play DPS. Okay. | |
| Choose first. | |
| Nice. . | |
| Yeah, Myron, this is my Smurf account. | |
| Nah, I know. | |
| I know it's your Smurf. | |
| I knew right away as soon as you started talking. | |
| Yeah, if you need, I can give you this one too. | |
| Okay. | |
| If this one gets banned, then I'll use that one. | |
| Sorry, Bill. | |
| This account might get banned, bro. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| I've been raging tonight, man. | |
| Bill said, what the fuck? | |
| I ain't gonna cap, man. | |
| You might lose this shit, bro. | |
| I'm not even gonna lie. | |
| I try to hold myself back bro, but this shit fucking tilted me man You're hitting me, Myron I'm the Widow. | |
| Oh, you're the Widow? | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh shit, why are you on the enemy team? | |
| That was weird. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, let's push this shit. | |
| let's go Jeremy you normally play ash Yeah, bro. | |
| I play hits, game, DPS. Nice. | |
| Ashe is actually really good, to be honest with you. | |
| I don't play her, but she's very good. | |
| Uh, switch the team. | |
| Switch the team, faggots. | |
| I'm playing McCree right now. | |
| I gotta get him back to my master level, so I've been practicing him. | |
| If I really need to fucking destroy kids, I'll go Soldier, but I'm playing McCree to just practice and shit. | |
| I watch Wanted all the time. | |
| This new flashbang, uh, took a little bit of skill. | |
| It wasn't, like, old-fashioned. | |
| Yeah, bro, I wish- I wish he had the flashbang, bro. | |
| The flashbang was way better. | |
| This stupid-ass grenade is gay. | |
| The flashbang was way better. | |
| Still powerful, though. | |
| We too good guys. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I don't know but I'm weak as hell. | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| What? | |
| Jugrat, one shot on the left. | |
| Jug what? | |
| You got it. | |
| He's the one. | |
| Diva's about to be out. | |
| Soldier on weak. | |
| I don't have heals. | |
| Yeah, I don't have heals. | |
| Yeah, he was in that Yeah This fucking tent doesn't heal Oh my god, you're an old one Old one Soldier, I'm weak Soldier and weak man. | |
| We can push. | |
| Baby Devo? | |
| Is that a bunch of them weak? | |
| Got us. | |
| Got us. | |
| One shot behind you bro. | |
| Look. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| entire What's your resume? | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Yeah, we got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| Nigger bitch! | |
| Get this nigger bitch! | |
| Get this nigger bitch! | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| Nigger bitch, one shot! | |
| FUCK! | |
| Oh, she got both of you. | |
| She got both of you. | |
| I-I-I-I can't-I can't do it. | |
| It's fine, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Nigga Bush run away All right pot trance faggot Faggot! | |
| Soldier! | |
| - Yeah. | |
| - There's a bunch of things on the bottom. | |
| - There's some things on the bottom. | |
| - Yeah, that's my button. | |
| - Yo, Moira, one shot. | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| Right by D.Va. | |
| right by D.Va all right there we go Promise you, this death doesn't heal. | |
| Ash one. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Yo! | |
| Soldier in behind us! | |
| Soldier in behind us! | |
| She's on the bridge! | |
| She's on the bridge! | |
| Down on the right! | |
| Down on the right! | |
| Ass! | |
| Ass on payload! | |
| Pattern! | |
| Nigger bitch! | |
| Nigger bitch, one shot! | |
| Okay, good shit. | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| We killed the blackie. | |
| Yeah, this is half of my team. | |
| Leave us. | |
| Diva's about to be d-macked. | |
| Diva on the left. | |
| Got it. | |
| Bob's on point. | |
| Bob. | |
| Bob dead. | |
| Bob dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I got the nigger bitch those. | |
| I mean, sorry, I got the Moira. | |
| Just nigger bitch live. | |
| She also coming out of spawn. | |
| Good shit Oh damn. | |
| Y'all niggas got blown up like Al Qaeda. | |
| No, no, no hit her. | |
| D.Va out of mech. | |
| D.Va out of mech. | |
| Reaper weak. | |
| No hitters. | |
| No hitters? | |
| No hitters? | |
| Yeah, no hitters. | |
| Come back. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Reap run to left, reaper on the left, reaper on the left, reaper on the left. | |
| Reaper on the left guys. | |
| Got him. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Go in. | |
| I'll get the team out of there. | |
| Oh, let's go! | |
| Swap o'clock, faggots! | |
| Swap o'clock, faggots! | |
| Fuck! | |
| That Zen is fucking gay, bro! | |
| We win this. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| That Zen's a faggot, man. | |
| I hate him. | |
| He's not doing any heal. | |
| Is he in the chat? | |
| He's not even throwing orbs around. | |
| Hey, Zen, please throw your orbs around, bro. | |
| Be appreciated. | |
| Like, have some more awareness, man. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| And heal more, please. | |
| How much heals he got? | |
| He got 4,200. | |
| And he got 2,300 damage. | |
| He ain't healing or doing damage. | |
| He ain't doing nothing. | |
| Come on, bro. | |
| Definitely. | |
| Someone needs to fill their saddle. | |
| What? | |
| No repulsors are to be detected. | |
| I owe my gifts to the Iris. | |
| Oh, we got more heals. | |
| Of course. | |
| We've met. | |
| How fortunate for you. | |
| Alright. | |
| The barrier appears. | |
| Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still. | |
| But also, avoid the bullets. | |
| Alright, let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| My range is right here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, they got Ryan, Moira. | |
| Shield's already gonna break. | |
| Woah! | |
| Woah, what the fuck? | |
| Run hard on point. | |
| One shot on this dragon. | |
| One shot on run hard on the point. | |
| Sorry ass nigga. | |
| I got a Sombra coming. | |
| Staying in point. | |
| Bitch got melted. | |
| That dude fucking speared in, man. | |
| On some shit that Fresh would do. | |
| Yeah, he was filming down. | |
| That's right. | |
| Just charge in for no reason. | |
| Got you, got you, Sigma! | |
| Let's go, Sigma! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Tracer, um... | |
| We gotta set back up. | |
| And set back up. | |
| We gotta watch out for a C9. Tracer on the left. | |
| I think Tracer just went right. | |
| Tracer one HP. | |
| She had to recall. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| What the fuck is this nigga doing? | |
| Wow, right behind us, right behind us. | |
| This dude's fucking retarded. | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Alright, what he's doing?! | |
| Alright, me and Ash are... | |
| Okay, nevermind. | |
| It looks like they got it. | |
| They got it. | |
| Me and Ash are high ground. | |
| I've got popped for this first fight. | |
| Siltrate left side. | |
| Yup. | |
| Tracer trying to flank. | |
| Tracer's at the defense. | |
| Pretty good. | |
| Tracer's fighting. | |
| No. | |
| Swords running on the left, we're Tracer. | |
| Not the point She ran away she recorded She's on me, she's on me, she's on me. | |
| Dead. | |
| Good Right are weak Soldier in half. | |
| Soldier in half, right side. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Push! | |
| Can I push? | |
| Mine's dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| Stop there first They'll never extend here Yep Negativist and Reinhardt Coming back Check for Reinhardt Backing up Soldier behind maybe? | |
| Soldier and Dead Woo! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Good job Soldier weak. | |
| Finish him off, man. | |
| Finish him off. | |
| Let's go! | |
| You got a punch in the face, faggot. | |
| Crispy shots, baby. | |
| Hit that nigga bitch when she was sliding. | |
| She thought she was Jackie Robinson. | |
| Behind you, behind you. | |
| Um, um. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay, that was good. | |
| He gets heals with that. | |
| Uh, he's gonna hammer. | |
| He's gonna hammer. | |
| He has a hammer. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| Come back, come back. | |
| Hammerdell coming, hammerdell coming, hammerdell coming. | |
| Chill about a break. | |
| Hammerdell coming, hammerdell coming, hammerdell coming. | |
| It's okay we got this we got this we got this 4-way 4-way 4-way 4-way 4-way 4 And back up then back up a bit trying to help you | |
| I'm good Soldier Faggot | |
| Get fucked bitch I jumped up, I jumped up! | |
| Watch out for the line! | |
| Here he goes. | |
| You gonna chase me? | |
| I guess not. | |
| Okay. | |
| Get lost Nigger bitch ran Fuck! | |
| Yo, yo, watch out. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Trash Scrubs I'm reporting you for slurs, Myron. | |
| Yo, get in line. | |
| Get in line. | |
| He's crazy, this Reinhardt. | |
| Yeah, he was so aggressive, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck Danigo is doing. | |
| Oh, Yennefer wants to get on. | |
| Let me see if she's in here. | |
| Oh, I don't have her on my friend list, though. | |
| She gotta add me. | |
| Give her my tag. | |
| Uh, Bills, it's, uh, jbills11855. | |
| Well, it's your tag. | |
| You know what it is. | |
| Yennefer Nual's band? | |
| Yeah, I'm band. | |
| Hey, I'll show you guys what the shit said when I got band. | |
| I got it I took a picture of it probably hates hate speech All right, guys, this is what I said when I try to log in. | |
| So basically it said, sorry we're unable to log you and your Overwatch account has been suspended. | |
| Let me see if I can enlarge or fail so you guys can read that part. | |
| It didn't give you a reason why? | |
| I don't think so, bro! | |
| Really gay. | |
| When your monitors arrive, you're gonna be Super Saiyan. | |
| I promise you. | |
| When I what? | |
| When your monitor arrived. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I got an OLED monitor. | |
| Because I want to help you. | |
| I don't know how. | |
| So I see that Chris play... | |
| Yeah, Chris looked at my shit. | |
| It's like 120 hertz or some bullshit. | |
| I'm getting fucked. | |
| Alright, switch the team chat so this guy... | |
| Chris team. | |
| So Sherry can hear us. | |
| Hey, Cher, are you there? | |
| Too bad. | |
| Yo, uh... | |
| Yo, Cher, are you there? | |
| No, he's a hunter hurt. | |
| And I'm right behind you. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'm right with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| three of them she ran I wrestle weak Arisa one! | |
| Fuck! | |
| She's one dude! | |
| Good finish! | |
| Good finish! | |
| Nice! | |
| Thank you! | |
| Good trash. | |
| Yep. | |
| Back in there. | |
| Please stop shooting him! | |
| Fuck! | |
| People were shooting him when he was shooting and reflected. | |
| Come on. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Ganji on payload Ganji on the right Genji on the right. | |
| There's one. | |
| There's one thing. | |
| What's that? | |
| We're in gloves. | |
| Sojourn on point weak. | |
| Sojourn's what? | |
| Alright. | |
| Genji, what? | |
| What the? | |
| How'd you die? | |
| I was at one HP, bro. | |
| He killed our fucking Zen and got a swift strike. | |
| And he got a swift strike back. | |
| And then went after me. | |
| *Surfing* *Surfing* *Surfing* Nice Yengi weak in the back There you go, good finish Alright, let's get down Nice Alright, go healer Mercy I don't know what I thought | |
| I think the rest is when we think I'm gonna Yengi on the left Watch out. | |
| Nice! | |
| Nice boss bomb. | |
| There is There is half Fuck out my face, faggot | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Nice Work, birthday actually Nice That was a healer, Dave Nice You're not a bush You're not a bush That's such embarrassing plan, actually. | |
| This ends now. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Score. | |
| Moira death. | |
| One. | |
| Zero. | |
| Their ganji said Moira death. | |
| And their Moira said I'm better. | |
| Oh, you did. | |
| Busier than you, I'd assume. | |
| I missed you too. | |
| Yeah, this is how you're trolling Overwatch. | |
| Same Sakurine tongue. | |
| Same empty head. | |
| He's not a map. | |
| He's not a game check. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| 3, 2, 1, ground 2, capture the objective. | |
| Just need to win one more. | |
| *Want to the ground* Zarya on the right. | |
| Zarya one. | |
| Zarya dead. | |
| Knowing as Lucio. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Mother is ruling. | |
| Got him. | |
| Leave your mind. | |
| It sucks. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got you! | |
| Fuck. | |
| That's my bad. | |
| Get me out of Mercy Pocket. | |
| I shouldn't have rushed him like that. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Alright. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Nice. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| Oh, I gotta switch. | |
| Oh, I'm good. | |
| Oh, I'm good. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Don't let them take the point. | |
| Thanks, heart. | |
| I got this job. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| And counters don't matter when you're gonna come with the team. | |
| Shit. | |
| That's true. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Here they come. | |
| It's 12 o'clock, faggots. | |
| *laughs* Hoganite! | |
| They got hoganite! | |
| It's safe. | |
| It's safe. | |
| *sad music* *sad music* Play of the game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Are we climbing now? | |
| *Sigh* Is my mic loud, Marin? | |
| No, you sound fine to me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, I'll invite Yennefer now. | |
| Is she in here? | |
| All right. | |
| All right, let's go. let's go. | |
| Pick your rolls, faggots. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| I mean, I can't be tanked. | |
| I only can't play tank. | |
| I can't play healer. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, that's because Yennefer's ranked higher. | |
| That's why. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think Yennefer is diamond or plant. | |
| I'm plat too. | |
| Damn. | |
| Don't worry, we knocked it down a little bit. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Oh, this is the, uh, that's the, uh, cowboy bebop that's the, uh, cowboy bebop guy's skin. | |
| Yo, Myron. | |
| Yeah, what up? | |
| What rank is your main? | |
| It's a diamond. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah, I played soldier on it. | |
| 64 and 70? | |
| Yes, I think that was the official final rating. | |
| before I got suspended Was telling I was telling my boyfriend I was like there's no way he's offline for this long I was I was like, he had to have gotten suspended. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| That's okay. | |
| The man gets suspended all the time. | |
| Prepare your defenses for the same shit Deep chat Yup. | |
| Well, we don't need to, actually. | |
| Why? | |
| I mean... | |
| Why? | |
| He was just trolling. | |
| He was just trolling. | |
| I wasn't trolling, but... | |
| It's 4.30 in the morning. | |
| We're about to fuck these faggots up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What time is it over in China? | |
| Same time, but afternoon. | |
| Okay, so you guys are 12 hours ahead? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so it's 4 p.m. | |
| your time? | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, they got an add call. | |
| Shit. | |
| Tracer week, Tracer week, Tracer week, Tracer one shot below y'all. | |
| Tracer one shot below y'all, man. | |
| Fuck, Tracer. | |
| Lucky shot under. | |
| It's fine, it's fine. | |
| We're out numbers. | |
| These kids are gonna be a lot better. | |
| They're gonna be a lot better, yeah I'm backing up. | |
| Oh. | |
| Your racer got melted. | |
| Oh shit, I need heals. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Ball's behind. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The racer dead. | |
| What the? | |
| Ball weak ball weak ball weak Echo behind Lucia dead Ball dead Tracer Tracer recalled Echo behind The fuck Tracer dead bitch Where's Echo where's Echo Ah she He just won that No way She ulted just to kill us | |
| I was low so she knew to kill me No way More Ball weak. | |
| I'll kill him. | |
| Got him. | |
| Pressure me. | |
| Pressure get popped. | |
| Oh! | |
| We're a one. | |
| We're dead. | |
| He ran away. | |
| He's weak though. | |
| I killed two. | |
| Get fucked, boy! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| Alright, I got a high noon, by the way. | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These motherfuckers are terrible! | |
| Mora won! | |
| Mora won! | |
| She faded! | |
| She ran away! | |
| Chase her down, D.Va. | |
| She can't run. | |
| She can't run. | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| Oh, she got bubbled. | |
| She got Zarya. | |
| She got bubbled. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Yo, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer behind y'all. | |
| I got a little aggressive there. | |
| Oh, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm getting the fuck up out here. | |
| Hold on! | |
| Sorry, I saw you on the left. | |
| Dude. | |
| Fuck. | |
| They focused me so hard, man. | |
| Oh, they're gonna kill me here. | |
| Back up, Ben. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| I'm gonna win that with you. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Shit, I'm about to die. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Go ahead, push, baggots. | |
| I hope you do. | |
| Push, baggots. | |
| What's up? | |
| What are you guys going to do now? | |
| I'm zoning, I'm zoning them, zoning them. | |
| He's trying to power you up. | |
| Yeah, they were hiding. | |
| Just die, just die, just die, just die. | |
| Damn it, bro. | |
| That's still a good old man. | |
| A little bit early. | |
| Dust off the boots. | |
| All right. | |
| This range is crazy, similar to the plateau. | |
| Holy Yeah, okay Press it out I'm in the bubble Echo weak on... | |
| Got it. | |
| Zarya behind that box. | |
| Zarya behind the box, guys. | |
| - Sorry about it, okay? - Engage. | |
| - What the fuck? - I feel dead. - Nice ult, nice ult, nice ult. | |
| I got a Ashe now too. | |
| We got D.Va now? | |
| D.Va rush on our Ashe. | |
| Get out of there Ashe. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| D.Va buff. | |
| And Moira. | |
| And Moira. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| 60 seconds Where a more hiding over here *Skiss* | |
| Switch to Reader Ash is in the house. | |
| Ash is in the house over here. | |
| Got her! | |
| Where are they? | |
| Oh! | |
| There's fire! | |
| Keep us alone. | |
| Reapers uptown. | |
| A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. A creeper. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Damn it, man. | |
| Damn it, man. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| A creeper is. | |
| Oh damn. | |
| Ah. | |
| The Kitsune gains new champions. | |
| I'm believing. | |
| Please die. | |
| Alright, let's fly. | |
| Reaper on the left, Reaper on the left. | |
| Oh no, oh no! | |
| Deep on the right, deep on the right. | |
| That's one, that's one. | |
| Three for one, got him. | |
| Three for one, got him. | |
| Push behind, Morph. | |
| One creeper. | |
| Get back it. | |
| I'm back, man. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We're backing up. | |
| There's like three of them in there. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Bob. | |
| That's just one tap Reaper Whoa! | |
| Damn it, man! | |
| You bumped him right into us, dude! | |
| Damn. | |
| I will touch. I will touch. | |
| Die. Die. Die. Die. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch. | |
| I'm going to be at old too. | |
| That's good. | |
| We held it over time on every single point size all right | |
| All right | |
| Dude, I've never seen a widow make a movie. | |
| What is this? | |
| Talk about this? | |
| I'll peek on it. | |
| And then what's that? | |
| What's that take? | |
| Let's finish this quickly. | |
| All systems fired up and ready to engage! | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Escort the payload Shipping on rolling out Lightweaver here Think I'll do it first Swarrow one Lesson 4 position up | |
| Yol' Ready... | |
| Like he's about to combo me. | |
| What is that? | |
| Dust off the boots | |
| Last one, Dad? - Not that one's lost. | |
| *Mindy* Can we go one? | |
| *Mindy* Twitch cleanse yourself when teleported bro. | |
| *Mindy* *Mindy* *Mindy* Top. | |
| *Mindy* *Mindy* *Mindy* *Mindy* That's your one shot guys! | |
| *Mindy* *Mindy* Yeah, I need more heal, please. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| - All right, let's go. | |
| - Yeah, this ain't on my doorstep yet. - Better be a good excuse for this holdup. | |
| Zero's never die. - Kariko, one. - He's fucking back to me! | |
| Fashion weak on point. | |
| Fashion dead. | |
| Rico one. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Doom nigger. | |
| Of course. | |
| Jump right on payload. | |
| Moir on bridge, Moir on bridge, Moir on bridge. Moir on payload weak. | |
| She ran. | |
| That shit's dead. | |
| I got up there. | |
| I got up there. | |
| Ah, you missed me. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| What else is here? | |
| I'll make sure that this is not an enemy location. | |
| I'm pushing that. | |
| I'm pushing that. | |
| Yo, it's Ariel. | |
| Oh my god, Zarya on the right, bro. | |
| Zarya, help me, please! | |
| Help me, please! | |
| *repeat* Fuck that bitch. | |
| *Mario's voice* Sorry, use one bubble! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Two deaths! | |
| Nice, nice. | |
| Somebody get Kuroko right now! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Nice Oh Where there's smoke there's fire Where there's smoke there's fire Backlit memory? | |
| Yeah I'm backing up They gotta get me now Oh Oh Backlit memory? | |
| Yeah I'm backing up They gotta get me now They gotta get me now Oh Zarya's won. | |
| Zarya's won. | |
| Zarya's won! | |
| Zarya's won We got you, dad. | |
| We got this. | |
| We got this. | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Get finished! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You bitches! | |
| Score! | |
| Three to three switching sides Two to three switching | |
| sides Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Follow the rules. | |
| Uh, what rank is Bill's account? | |
| Because I didn't really check. | |
| Uh, it's a gold 4 right now. | |
| I do have an unranked second account. | |
| Yeah, we could use it if we want. | |
| Yeah, it doesn't matter. | |
| It just depends on... | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Cause I know we're gonna have higher people treatment I don't know what that means I think they have a lid, I'll be careful Attackers incoming Yeah, they do it They do. | |
| I already dropped down. | |
| They do. | |
| I'm dropping down. | |
| And a Sim. | |
| And a Whiskey. | |
| We're already weak. | |
| We got a Baptiste too. | |
| We're on top. | |
| Winston one. | |
| Come on, he's dead. | |
| Alright. | |
| Wire once. | |
| I hit her. | |
| Come back man. | |
| Yeah I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| He's monkey on me, monkey on me. | |
| Monkey one, faggot. | |
| I'm gonna end evo. | |
| I'm gonna end evo. | |
| No more immortality. | |
| Trace it, trace it down. | |
| Send up, send up. | |
| There's a test, it's up, yes. | |
| Where's the first one? | |
| Monkey. | |
| I'm gonna melt this bag. | |
| Don't move. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That's one of my cold tank thieves. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| They're a white big goons then they don't have a dive count. | |
| Fuck, play Doom on 200p is so fucking bad. | |
| *BOOM* Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Cover me. | |
| When have I not? | |
| Spit on me, bro. | |
| I'd rather make a senshi for progress than cause the harm you have. | |
| What a joy it must be to feel entitled to patience. | |
| Much lies in store. | |
| Let us see to us. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| I'm out. | |
| Oh, there we go. | |
| Nice. | |
| Big pick already. | |
| They got a cancer character. | |
| That's the squad. | |
| What's up there? | |
| Mei. | |
| Damn, this is bad Mei is weak I'm not going to die I'm still killing | |
| I'm sorry, I'm not going to die I'm not going to die | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| This Zarya is charged! | |
| Thank you so much, ultimate shotage. | |
| They're just keeping the Zarya alive. | |
| Come on. | |
| We're over there. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| We think the Zarya would be rough. | |
| I think there's one. | |
| We need to pay a pass for the payload. | |
| Let him burn off. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Good job. | |
| Get back. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Bye. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| *Gunshot* We got a Bob in a high noon. | |
| We could do something here. | |
| I'm flanking right guys. | |
| I'm flanking right. | |
| I'm flanking right, guys. | |
| I'm gonna come up behind them. | |
| We got no Bob. | |
| - Come on, we got a touch, we got a touch. | |
| Oh! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I got frozen! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Just Mei! | |
| Just Mei and Echo! | |
| Just Mei and Echo! | |
| That's it Every soldier needs a car Oh What the fuck? | |
| I got it! | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| He killed everyone. | |
| Yo, N really is a goat, man. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| We arrived. | |
| We arrived for real. | |
| Yo, let me re-reson. | |
| That shit crazy. | |
| Alright, do you want me to, uh, swap to my other account? | |
| I know I have you added on my other account, I can just go through and, uh... | |
| Nah, fuck it. | |
| We'll play with these better kids. | |
| Okay. | |
| Forcing myself to get better. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| We ain't scared of competition over here. | |
| That's a good attitude. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Uh, I can only play tank for this and you don't want me to tank for this. | |
| Oh, it's only gonna let you play tank? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let me tank, let me tank, let me tank. | |
| Wait, it won't let you play healer? | |
| No, it's damage or tank now. | |
| Because it's lower. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Okay. | |
| Uh, yeah, you might have to get on the other account then. | |
| If that's the case. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me swap. | |
| Uh, I don't know if you have it added or not. | |
| It's under double agent. | |
| Do you have that on your friends list? | |
| Uh, not under this account. | |
| You got a J-Bills? | |
| Or... | |
| Um, here, hold on. | |
| Remember, I'm using Bill's account, so you have to add it. | |
| Or add anybody in here. | |
| Add, end, or whatever. | |
| Whoever you want to add in here. | |
| So they can invite you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hold on, I'm gonna need somebody to give me their, uh, code. | |
| Their... | |
| on it and give yours because it's the easiest probably we raise What's the, uh, battle net? | |
| B? B? Yeah, so I can add you so you can pull me in on my other account. | |
| I'm going to be double agent. | |
| End 31226. | |
| They'll be right back. | |
| All right. | |
| She'll be right back. | |
| Amen. | |
| Aw, damn. | |
| That was great, bro. | |
| You want to put us in like an aim trainer or something? | |
| Yeah, I can actually. | |
| Actually, let me do that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. Okay. | |
| Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. | |
| A gun in each hand and a smile on my face. A | |
| gun in each hand. | |
| A gun in each hand. | |
| Alright, I think she... | |
| Hold on. | |
| I think she's in now. | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| Apparently we got this account flagged. | |
| Wow. | |
| Because I let him use my account when he got banned. | |
| So now this account got flagged for toxicity. | |
| So you can't, like, talk on it now? | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| Okay, nice. | |
| Eh, just another Wednesday. | |
| Yeah. | |
| *revoltker dies in mistake* | |
| I fucking hate this map to | |
| fill this saddle Systems online. | |
| Weapons ready! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one... | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| on with it alright | |
| alright Threats detected! | |
| Yeah, they got damage output. | |
| Enemy located! | |
| Stop their push! | |
| - Learning how to shield him. | |
| - There's a match in there. - Barred down. | |
| - Two dead on their team. | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| Hit him. | |
| I hit him. | |
| He ran away. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Battle Mercy, man. | |
| I'm taking higher ground up top. | |
| Push. | |
| Soldier, I mean Bastion and Olari over there. | |
| Olari weak. | |
| Keep pushing that robot. | |
| I'm on the high ground behind y'all, man. | |
| Back up, Jeremy. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Soldier coming out, one by them. | |
| Whoa! | |
| This bitch so lost me. | |
| I need help. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Dude, this Moira's a faggot, bro. | |
| Turn around, guys. | |
| Moira behind y'all, man. | |
| Bitch, you literally saw the wall too. | |
| I killed their TPS. We can just get out alive if you can, Moira. | |
| I will, I will. | |
| They're not moving the robot. | |
| They're doomed. | |
| They've taken the robot. | |
| How irksome. | |
| I got one. | |
| I got one! | |
| Nice! | |
| Fog on tail! | |
| Fog on robot! | |
| Fog on robot! | |
| *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Alright. | |
| I got the high noon. | |
| I'm on the high ground behind y'all. | |
| Seeing what we got. | |
| Uh, let's see here. | |
| Nah, you're good, bro. | |
| Save your ult. | |
| No need to burn, too. | |
| Unless you want to pull them in. | |
| But I'm on the high ground. | |
| Okay, they're behind. | |
| They're looking at me, a bunch of them looking at me. | |
| Back here. | |
| Fuck it, pull them into it, bro. | |
| Pulling it to it Tracer run away She ran away. | |
| Y'all got it. | |
| Y'all got it. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Mercy, I'm behind you. | |
| You need to fly away. | |
| Get out! | |
| Get out! | |
| Got him. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| You guys are going crazy. | |
| Enemy turret at home! | |
| And I'm pushing up to you. | |
| I'm pushing up to you. | |
| Everyone. | |
| Everyone. | |
| We got a man. | |
| The Bastion's half. | |
| Fuck. | |
| He's gonna ult. | |
| Gorg is gonna ult. | |
| Go back up, back up. | |
| Get him. | |
| Get him. | |
| They used three ults. | |
| I think it's three ults. | |
| We got four ults of our own. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground I'm behind him from our top, Arisa. | |
| Get ready to pull them in. | |
| I need any else mercy, please. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bruh! | |
| Yeah, both of you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, nah, it's crazy. | |
| Here again, go. | |
| Ah, sure. | |
| This time. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| I'm trying to, but you weren't close enough to make a fly tank. | |
| Yeah, I just won't. | |
| More or one shot on your team, bro Pull them on me | |
| This annoying ass Moira one shot. | |
| Moira one. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fucking faggot She's one she's one she's one Good shit, bitch. | |
| Elori won, Elori won, Elori won. | |
| Ellari won! | |
| You can finish off! | |
| Oh my... | |
| I'm really... | |
| I'm finished, bro. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Where the fuck is already? | |
| Best is dead. | |
| Packed. | |
| Sorry, a lot of shot. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We killed Daryl. | |
| It's just area, it's just area. | |
| Yeah, she's doing that. | |
| Alright, shit. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's okay though. | |
| Jerry's fucking him up. | |
| This shit. | |
| Thanks bro. | |
| I'm at the height of my book form. | |
| Don't push, don't push, don't push, we don't have tank. | |
| Yeah, turn around, turn around. | |
| We've got the robot There's a There's one bubble. | |
| Weak. | |
| Sombra's out of it. | |
| There's last bubble. | |
| There's weak. | |
| Nice. | |
| especially I That's the rest Thank you, kind of dead right robots moving the back. | |
| I got up. | |
| We got a brick now Somebody number week man boy Fuck! | |
| That is crazy. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| If I held my Hainu in a second longer, I would have killed three of them, but I thought I was gonna die. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Fine I'm not going to kill you *more unique SareeDad | |
| smoke rink weak Tilcaireel next to us he swore where the fuck i'm out of here Don't push! | |
| Why not? | |
| Why not? | |
| We win! | |
| We win! | |
| Oh okay okay. | |
| I thought you said don't push. | |
| I was like wait what? | |
| Yeah, don't push. | |
| It pushes in further towards them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So they can hit it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I scare- I scare just so I'm rugged and touch. | |
| So don't push. | |
| Ah, I see what you mean. | |
| Because it would have just ended the game, right? | |
| Or no, it wouldn't end the game. | |
| Yeah, just end the game. | |
| I'm gonna piss real quick, faggots. | |
| Go ahead, start it up. | |
| or pick uh pick your role i barely healed that round Okay. | |
| We only need one healer. | |
| It's okay. | |
| You got it. | |
| Change the mindset. | |
| If I DPS, we got three DPS. That's right. | |
| Not Overwatch 1, but we can make it like Overwatch 1. | |
| We just need two tanks. | |
| You can tank, you can tank. | |
| I just don't know about that one. | |
| I just don't know about that one. | |
| I just don't know about that one. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the New West. | |
| No unnecessary risks. | |
| *Gunshot* Fearsome creatures stalk at night. | |
| Count me among them. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| attack commencing escort the payload he's weak up there Briggs up there too. | |
| And Hanzo Zarya weak. | |
| Sorry, unless the half. | |
| Oh, that's your one, buddy. | |
| Let's shoot one! | |
| One bullet! | |
| Yeah, I'll bash myself up there I'm waiting for you guys. | |
| Oh, Moira won, man. | |
| Fuck Zarya? | |
| Zarya half? | |
| Zarya one? | |
| Got it! | |
| Zarya dead! | |
| Zarya dead! | |
| Big pick! | |
| Big pick! | |
| Push! | |
| We're weak! | |
| We're weak! | |
| - Faster dead, let's go. | |
| - Moira? | |
| - There's your weak, keep one tap. | |
| - I'm with you, and I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, and he's weak. | |
| Let's go, and let's kill this faggot! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| We're backing up, we're backing up. | |
| Good shit, good shit. | |
| I need heals though, I'm about to die. | |
| No, we don't. | |
| No, we don't. | |
| We don't back up! | |
| It's getting crazy. | |
| I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. | |
| Yeah, let him cook, let him cook. | |
| All right. | |
| Bash him up top. | |
| Tom. | |
| Let's do it bro. | |
| Han's all weak. | |
| Good finish I got a high noon | |
| Oh Fuck Let's go! | |
| Nice dude, nice dude Let's fucking go! | |
| Faggots It's fuckin' twelve o'clock, faggot! | |
| It's hard Our cows get to coffee now oh sit up back | |
| I'm not. | |
| Oh shit, those are Al-Qaeda missiles. | |
| I'm backed up. | |
| Pogger weak. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| They're popping so many alts, bro. | |
| They don't know, they don't know. | |
| Do they know? | |
| Wow. | |
| C9 is crazy! | |
| I was wondering why I was struggling. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I knew what he was doing as soon as I saw him. | |
| He was creeping. | |
| I do that on summer all the time. | |
| That is crazy. | |
| Those kids are trash, bro. | |
| Fucking retards. | |
| That is hilarious. | |
| How do you not know? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know what they don't know. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I didn't get the ult. | |
| I love Ram's ult anyway. | |
| I forgot what it was like to play with, like, lower levels. | |
| They don't know. | |
| The game awareness isn't there. | |
| They don't know. | |
| Someone needs to fill their saddle. | |
| Well, I didn't talk about Fred. | |
| What about Winston? | |
| What are you talking about, Winston? | |
| Fearsome creatures stalk at night. | |
| Count me among them! | |
| Draw them into my weapon. | |
| Goddamn, I'm getting my damn Jenny limbs up. | |
| What the fuck was I doing? | |
| Oh, I know what I was doing. | |
| I was on payload while you guys wrecked the team. | |
| Oh yeah, you were just chillin' on payload. | |
| Oh yeah, I was vibin'. | |
| oh they got a little they got a little oh oh oh oh oh *awkward silence* | |
| Oh no, okay Alright, that might happen I got it Oh, I couldn't conceive *awkward silence* *awkward silence* *awkward silence* *awkward silence* | |
| I'm backing up I'll just stay open. | |
| Soldier weakest fuck on the left. | |
| Ah, he threw his heel pad. | |
| I was not trying to... | |
| Those were all things? - Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. - Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Get Dinked up! | |
| I am Captain Dink! | |
| Where is this bitch? | |
| There we go. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Push up. | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Yeah, reset. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Good shit Oh I'm backing up. | |
| Guys, I don't have a heater. | |
| Turn around. | |
| Yeah, yeah, we're going. | |
| Back up there. | |
| Back up there. | |
| Keep backing up. | |
| Keep backing up, please. | |
| I don't have enough heat. | |
| Got a high noon I can use if we need it. | |
| Dynamite. | |
| Dynamite. | |
| Back up, Marissa. | |
| Alright, start the clock. | |
| Power me up, power me up, power me up! | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| Fuck! | |
| This soldier's trash. | |
| If he didn't have that shield, I would have fucked his ass up. | |
| Fucking faggot Uh... | |
| Uh, turn- turn it back. | |
| Turn the back turn the back Nice ball but nice It's gonna all things He's ulting. | |
| Back off here. | |
| Here is Negadown Come here, bitch Fuck you Alright, set back up, set back up Got you | |
| I'll regret this later It's a rematch down, it's a rematch down Ramatra, Ramatra Oh, that was a shitty fireball That was a terrible fireball Oh, locked Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Wish you told me you were gonna do that. | |
| What? | |
| Pylon's gone. | |
| Pylon's gone. | |
| They were getting healed. | |
| That's why. | |
| Hey, okay. | |
| We got the monster one shot. | |
| We got healed. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| Oh, they're shooting, they're shooting too. | |
| Fuck. | |
| We're much relieved. | |
| There's a... a Laura on the left. | |
| *Breathes* She killed herself! | |
| I'm also done. | |
| *Footsteps* *Footsteps* *Footsteps* *Footsteps* *Footsteps* *Footsteps* The Ash killed herself! | |
| Did she kill herself? | |
| Oh, she's probably dead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| You jump off the map! | |
| Ah. | |
| Oh, a sword's on a wall! | |
| Gonna kill First ran away scrub | |
| First ran away Bitch, you can't get on, pussy. | |
| Kids got fucked. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Those kids got shit on. | |
| Mm-hmm Nice Wow | |
| The beatings will continue Oh We got 13,000 watching on Twitter, and we got 2,100 watching on Rumble. | |
| Shout out to all you fucking guys watching right now. | |
| Let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Debbie's in the chat. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Alright, let's do it. let's do it. | |
| Time to fuck up some scrubs. | |
| Bro, Myron, you're cramping my style playing McCree all the time. | |
| Oh, do you always play McCree? | |
| Yeah, bro, that's like the one character, McCree and Ash. | |
| You're good, you're good. | |
| If I play Soldier, it won't be fair. | |
| You're still keeping it out. | |
| Oh, yeah? | |
| Benjamin P. Dixon said, did everyone see Myron get raped by H3 this weekend? | |
| Yo, Benjamin P. Dixon, you're a fucking retarded faggot. | |
| That's what you are. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Are you drunk? | |
| You saw E. Dundee Klein embarrass himself on his own podcast, ask us a bunch of accusatory questions that make himself look like a retard? | |
| Uh-uh-uh. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| He's an idiot, bro. | |
| H3 fans are low IQ. And I'm pretty sure that H3... Pretty sure H3 pays for their subscribers, too, because they're losing subscribers every day, bro. | |
| No one watches them anymore. | |
| They sold out. | |
| Bro, I stopped watching H3 in like 2019. | |
| I saw the switch, bro. | |
| Yeah, everybody stop watching those scrubs. | |
| Okay, they got McCree simple. | |
| Bash him. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Good job, man. | |
| Use your hand. | |
| Get him out. | |
| Shit, can you get the price for that? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We're still here. | |
| McCree on the right. | |
| McCree on the right. | |
| - More on the right, McCree on the right, guys. | |
| - Yeah, take cover. | |
| - McCree and more on the right, guys. | |
| We're Korean weak. | |
| We're Korean weak. | |
| Korean one shot on the right. | |
| Good finish. | |
| We're dead. | |
| Got two slugs? | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Yo, there's a fucking... | |
| We got it! | |
| Oh Oh Sharp this time I I All right | |
| Three on the right | |
| Okay, sir. | |
| Okay, sir. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Window. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Get out, get out. - The dual visor activated. - Retreaters concede to mine! - It's happening. | |
| - I'm not gonna get into it, my brother. - What? - Sigma-1. | |
| Sigma-1, guys. | |
| He's the last one. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Hit him once. | |
| I got the fuck up out of there. | |
| Fuck, let's run apart, let's run apart. | |
| Let's get this guy back in, bro. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| On the right. | |
| Okay, on the right one bastard. | |
| Oh, McCray on the right, McCray on the right! | |
| Flanking McCree on the right. | |
| Oh McCree. | |
| Oh they're still good. | |
| I said he's far right. | |
| It's like my daddy? | |
| Someone's on the right. | |
| I don't know who it is. | |
| Someone went right. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Baptiste won. | |
| One run weak. | |
| Nice! | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| He lost one, we got this. | |
| That's nice javelin bro, I saw that. | |
| Full hold. | |
| Yeah, that shit was fire. | |
| Yeah, hit that buddy. | |
| Dude, they didn't even start moving the payload. | |
| Full hold, man. | |
| Them dudes is trash. | |
| 15 and 0? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I'm juiced up. | |
| I really want to be rogue. | |
| Yeah, play with every woman. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Look at the state of the world. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| Take care of each other, Alta. | |
| We just gotta get, what, one tick and we win? | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep. | |
| This gets lost What the fuck Is there a Zen over there? | |
| What the hell? | |
| Yup. | |
| Yeah, he all the way in the back. | |
| Oh, he's weak. | |
| Is he dead? | |
| Cash is well on top. | |
| Good bitch. | |
| You can have one. | |
| three oh Yeah, that Zen was dumb as hell. | |
| Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was. | |
| What a retard. | |
| He thought he was gonna get a 5 orb off his spawn. | |
| Ha! | |
| What a dumbass. | |
| Bill, we moving on up, faggot! | |
| You will go 3 now! | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah, the H3 podcast was fire. | |
| The after hours were great, too. | |
| We were cracking up with Redhead and that girl who was on OnlyFans that was supposedly the virgin. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We were cracking up so much. | |
| Yeah, that's crazy, right? | |
| That show was fire. | |
| Appreciate that. | |
| Someone needs to... | |
| What the shit? | |
| I've got a big deal in the heat. | |
| Double... | |
| Shippo. | |
| Plenty more worth that. | |
| Alright. | |
| I can't wait. | |
| I can't wait. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Keep moving out there. | |
| We don't want to give them any easy shots, do we? | |
| Let's fuck these faggots up. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Are you Colby? | |
| Are you against Colby? | |
| Goddamn. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| 3, 2, 1, Round 1, Capture Objective. | |
| On with it. | |
| Yo, Benjamin P. Dixon, you're talking shit in the chat. | |
| Drop your Instagram, faggot, so we can all make fun of you. | |
| But you won't, because you're a pussy. | |
| Yeti, no replay! | |
| Yeti, no replay! | |
| This ninja fuck is one! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Joker Green behind us. | |
| Kill this Australian whore. | |
| It's like shit. | |
| Kariko, no teleport. | |
| Go on. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue, faggots! | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| Push and punish them. | |
| Burger Queen weep. | |
| Bitch, scream for no reason. | |
| Tracer's in there. | |
| Clear in space. | |
| Let's go. | |
| More on the right. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| They can't even walk out there spawn. | |
| They're so trash Arisa Arisa no javelin She probably got it back now though. | |
| It's on the clock, faggots! | |
| *gunshot* Fuck! | |
| Bastards, one shot in the back. | |
| Oh, shit, that red! | |
| Oh, he's nano-ed! | |
| Oh, lord! | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Oh, I got fucked, more up. | |
| Yep. | |
| I got murdered. | |
| Got you, bro. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| You're about to have a little bit of a save. | |
| I got you. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Sorry, sorry. | |
| I got off. | |
| I got off. | |
| I can't touch. | |
| What is that gonna do? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Oh, orange. | |
| No! | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| Well, they got fucked up. | |
| No way I got more heals than damage. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You got a bronze heal, man. | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang. | |
| Over there! | |
| I hear Reaper. | |
| He's using Fortify to push in. | |
| On the right, Reaper. | |
| 3 for 1 Arista's an idiot. | |
| You're fucked on me. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one! | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm weak as hell, though. | |
| Yeah, he left. | |
| Pull back to the gunman. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| Repline to left. | |
| Repline to left. | |
| Patch in the middle. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| I don't have res. | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| I'm gonna try to make a move here. | |
| I got him. | |
| Reaper was trying. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Don't even- Don't even lie about it. | |
| Reaper got so lucky. | |
| I thought you guys were gonna kill him when he was ulting. | |
| Where was I? | |
| I read the highest of my performance. | |
| Reverse. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, Reaper just sees right. | |
| Whoa, Reaper chasing me! | |
| Fuck, here we-- okay, he ran back. | |
| Rebron point! | |
| Rebron point, no raid! | |
| Rebron point, no raid! | |
| Arrest a one! | |
| Got her! | |
| Dink that bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Mercy over there died | |
| in their spawn on accident. - All right, we're back. | |
| We're back Fucking bag it man Great. | |
| Oh Back up, back up. | |
| We got how many ults? | |
| We got three ults right now. | |
| Three ults. | |
| I'll probably have mine for this one, too. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| The rest of the retardants? | |
| Mercy's weak. | |
| Get ready to pull them in, Arissa. | |
| Get ready to pull them in. | |
| Get ready to pull them in. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| - I got a chance. - I got a chance. | |
| - Oh, my God. | |
| - Good, good, good, good. | |
| - Good point, good point. | |
| - Good point, guys. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| The Sarissa chasing me the whole way. | |
| Y'all should be able to-- Oh, no. | |
| I killed the Mercy. | |
| - You want it? - I'm coming. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm coming. - They still haven't seen you. | |
| - Oh, no. | |
| He ultered on me, and I couldn't fly to you because I couldn't see you. | |
| Or she-- or she-- We're getting in here. | |
| Calvary's arrived, wagon! | |
| Holy shit, okay. | |
| It's alright, it's alright. | |
| You guys still suck. | |
| Oh hell no. | |
| What was the problem there Was it the Reaper? | |
| He got one lucky ult man It's okay, we got this one We got this one. | |
| They're talking a fuck in the trash. | |
| God damn, they're already talking shit. | |
| Yeah, that's crazy. | |
| They mad. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Their Arista's their best character, bro. | |
| If we kill her, the game's over. | |
| The rest of them really suck, bro. | |
| She's the only one that killed me. | |
| The Reaper ulted me and got me one time, but other than that... | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, Reaper on the right. | |
| With a Mercy Pocket. | |
| Reaper's on the right. | |
| I see him. | |
| He's trying to, like... | |
| Whoa! | |
| Right behind you. | |
| Damn. | |
| I'm so alive. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Where'd everybody go? | |
| Everybody got someone out. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| We're gonna kill him. | |
| Alright, first step. | |
| We got some. | |
| We're gonna continue to teleport. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Just have to look for him. | |
| Yeah, we gotta always... | |
| Uh, uh, uh. | |
| Uh, uh, uh. | |
| I hear the recur! | |
| He's on the right! | |
| He's on the right! | |
| I hit him a few times Shit yo re-brown I try to get a lot of luck Reaper Reaper yeah I'm sure I'm going back out like that Goddammit Not exactly what I expected I'm going to start getting a wall It's annoying Goddammit | |
| Arrested one, arrested a week Oh my god man The reaper is one HP man man, on the fucking low. | |
| Reapers, first floor, one shot. | |
| No Wraith mode, no nothing. | |
| Yeah, he came back up. | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| He came back. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's go, push on the coalescence. | |
| Yup yup yup. | |
| Reaper's going on one attack. | |
| Hey, where's the boy? | |
| Big noon, big noon, big noon. | |
| One shot on the Bastion, one shot on the Bastion. | |
| And the fucking Reaper. | |
| Reaper on me. | |
| We didn't get that? | |
| No way! | |
| yeah that's crazy much better wow you should have lost that man What happened on that teamfight, man? | |
| That last one, dude. | |
| Whatever, man. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| I should have played better. | |
| I thought we were going to have that on that last one, though. | |
| We were fucked those kids up, man. | |
| Dude, those are the guys that we held in their spawn. | |
| How the fuck did they come back from that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't fucking know, man. | |
| I think the Reaper was tearing us up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yo, H29, shut the fuck up, dude. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Sam, yo, Myron is lost, etc. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| My parents don't work. | |
| I take care of my family. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking loser? | |
| Talking shit, man. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| This fucking faggot's got something to say on the internet. | |
| What the fuck are you? | |
| Drop your Instagram right now. | |
| Let's see who the fuck you are. | |
| You want to tell me I'm lost? | |
| Fuck you, faggot. | |
| Fuck out of here, man. | |
| Talking shit behind the fucking protection of your keyboard, you fucking queer. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| You're a fucking dumbass. | |
| So that I might believe. | |
| Shut the fuck up, dude. | |
| You don't know nothing. | |
| You're a fucking idiot, dude. | |
| You want to talk all that shit behind the fucking protection of your keyboards? | |
| Drop your Instagram, faggot. | |
| Let's see who the fuck you are talking all this shit trying to say I'm lost. | |
| I love when fucking faggots like you got something to say. | |
| Bro, you're lost! | |
| Who the fuck are you? | |
| Who the fuck are you? | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| I've been told you I'm not a devout fucking Muslim. | |
| I've been said that shit. | |
| I don't fucking run around trying to say I'm a fucking mukmin like you fucking faggots. | |
| Your dumb ass probably eats pork on Fridays, you faggot. | |
| The fuck out here, man. | |
| A lot of you guys are the fakest Muslims trying to sit there and tell people what the fuck it really is. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| I never claimed to be a devout Muslim, ever. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| I've done more for Palestine than you're a dumbass. | |
| I brought awareness to it. | |
| I've donated money to it. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you fucking faggot. | |
| I got demonetized for talking about fucking Zionism, you piece of shit. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Trying to tell me, oh, bro, you don't stand on your beliefs. | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Two days prior, I was fucking talking about Israel and Palestine with Jake Shields, you fucking faggot. | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Don't fucking tell me what I stand for and what I don't fucking stand for. | |
| If I bring somebody in that has a different belief system than I fucking do, I already talked with Laura Loomer about Palestine, about Islam, etc. | |
| She has her beliefs, I have my beliefs, okay? | |
| It's a fucking after hours. | |
| I'm not going to sit there and talk geopolitics with my fucking guests, you dumbass. | |
| We've talked about this shit out fucking ad nauseum. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| You guys are some fucking homos, man. | |
| Mario, let me know how you feel day of judgment. | |
| Okay, brother. | |
| Sure. | |
| I've done more for the Palestinian people than your dumbass. | |
| Promise you I have. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Trying to tell me where my fucking alliance lies. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, dude. | |
| Talking all this fucking shit, you fucking faggot. | |
| I've talked about this shit before October 7th. | |
| I've talked about fucking Israel and Palestine before it was fucking cool to talk about that shit, you fucking homo. | |
| Before it was a cool thing to do. | |
| Before Lex Friedman was hosting fucking debates. | |
| Before fucking everyone and their mom wanted to have someone that's pro-Palestine, someone that's fucking pro-Israel talk about that shit. | |
| I was talking about this shit before. | |
| I knew who Norman Finkelstein was before October 7th, faggot. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| You don't know nothing. | |
| You don't know shit. | |
| You fucking wanna cry and sit there because I don't fucking say something when I have a guest on that has different views than me. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| I've said enough. | |
| I've already talked with her about this shit. | |
| She ain't changing her mind. | |
| It's not a geopolitical talk. | |
| It's a fucking after-hours with ten other girls there. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| And we're on YouTube. | |
| You already know that we can't talk about that shit on YouTube. | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| Fucking retard, man. | |
| No fucking sense. | |
| Trying to tell me what the fuck I stand for. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| What the fuck is that? | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| You're putting yourself on the spot that's hard. | |
| Reinhard on the side. | |
| Oh, yeah, don't worry about me. | |
| It was the same tank from the last one, one by the way. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| - That's Detecting! - Now! | |
| I couldn't be alive. | |
| I didn't work here because of them. | |
| Trying to stay alive. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Devo on the left. | |
| Atomax *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* Nobody think I can kill her *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* *Raping* Nice | |
| Good job Oh my god, there's three Asombra behind you mercy Now I'm going to be alive | |
| He's only going for me now He's gonna die me Oh, she's not dead! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Sombra, holy shit! | |
| My will. | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| My power, everything! | |
| Ah! | |
| Ah, I'm fucking dead. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Whoa! | |
| We got this. | |
| We can still hold it. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| yeah fuck bitch he's on me again Diva coming in. | |
| Aw, nice. | |
| Hell yeah, dude. | |
| Also, ASU, you fucking dickhead. | |
| I'm happy to bring Mohammed Hijab on. | |
| I'm happy to bring in Ali Dao. | |
| I'm happy to bring in all these Muslim scholars. | |
| Alright? | |
| Because I'm a big proponent of bringing people in to have different viewpoints, okay? | |
| Like... | |
| You're talking this shit, bro? | |
| Like... | |
| You're a fucking idiot, bro. | |
| You're literally a fucking idiot. | |
| You don't know shit. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| I bring one guest on that you don't fucking agree with and you're bitching like a fucking female. | |
| I stand for free speech, bro. | |
| Alright? | |
| So, pick one. | |
| It's either you stand for free speech and you're willing to accept the fact that people are gonna have opinions that are different than yours, or you could be the fucking faggot that you are right now and get butthurt because people don't have opinions that you have. | |
| You motherfuckers are crybabies. | |
| You motherfuckers are selective free speech. | |
| It's free speech only if I agree with it. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I'll bring people like Destiny on. | |
| I'll fucking debate with Ethan Klein. | |
| I'll fucking talk with Laura Loomer. | |
| I'll talk with fucking, um, with, uh, with people, with anybody. | |
| I'll talk with Zionists. | |
| I'll talk with people in Palestine. | |
| I'll talk with anybody, bro. | |
| It's important to have different ideas. | |
| That's what a podcast is. | |
| Fucking retard, man. | |
| And it's not a religious podcast either. | |
| FYI. One shot on that bitch. | |
| There we go. | |
| 3 W in their team. | |
| They suck. | |
| Fucking tired you motherfuckers, man. | |
| You guys want to sit there and fucking virtue signal. | |
| Oh, bro! | |
| Yo, you didn't stand up for Islam! | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| I've done more by bringing awareness of the situation in Palestine than your dumb ass has, faggot. | |
| And I've taken way more fucking risks than your dumb ass has. | |
| Been demonetized for this shit. | |
| You over here trying to tell me where the fuck my allegiance lies. | |
| Fuck you, faggot. | |
| You probably work at McDonald's. | |
| You want to say shit for your $9 an hour job. | |
| There's no point. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Dude says, fuck your free speech. | |
| There you go. | |
| Chat, there you go. | |
| Now you know where he stands. | |
| He said, fuck your free speech. | |
| Dude's probably fucking Canadian or some shit. | |
| I don't fucking know. | |
| Clearly, you're not American. | |
| There you fucking go. | |
| Guy says, fuck your free speech. | |
| That's it. | |
| You don't need to, like, bro, that's it. | |
| The conversation's done. | |
| Like, the conversation's done, bro. | |
| Dude said defend Islam like you defend Red Pill. | |
| Dude, you're an idiot, or you must be new here. *thud* Dude said, fuck free speech. | |
| Automatically invalid, bro. | |
| automatically invalid yeah universe trying to avoid them so we can go against them Next time. | |
| What, you want to avoid him, you said? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They're talking shit, you know? | |
| So we can't play with them again. | |
| We'll block them, not avoid them. | |
| Okay. | |
| It probably is a Sneeko update account. | |
| Yo, are you the dude that runs a sneak update account, H29? | |
| He still hasn't dropped his Instagram. | |
| Hiding behind a keyboard talking shit, saying fuck free speech. | |
| That tells you where he stands. | |
| Yeah, ain't gonna drop ain't gonna drop shit. | |
| He ain't gonna drop IG. Fucking coward. | |
| Dude, no way he's gonna get locked again. | |
| I hope he does. | |
| Is it him again? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I have one way to fight off them. | |
| And we win the game. | |
| That's easy. | |
| Dude said, Myrna, I literally got you mad. | |
| No, you're the one over here crying, bro. | |
| You're the one over here crying like a little bitch. | |
| Ain't nobody mad. | |
| I'm calling your dumb ass out. | |
| Now you want to say, yo bro, I got you mad. | |
| No, I'm calling your dumb ass out and you look stupid and you know it. | |
| Dumb ass, you got the attention you wanted. | |
| Debunking retards like you. | |
| I got everything to say on the internet. | |
| Hey there, Moira. | |
| How have you been? | |
| Busier than you, I'd assume. | |
| Missed you too. | |
| You look great by the way Same Sakurine tongue same empty head Hey guys don't ban him Let us dumbass talk shit. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'll protect the free speech that he doesn't know For one right guys Sorb's sitting on the right, by the way. | |
| FYI. He has a turret there. | |
| Be careful. | |
| One shot on Arisa. | |
| He's running. | |
| McCree, wait. | |
| Moira- Moira ran away. | |
| What? | |
| Oh! | |
| I'll rest the one. | |
| Yes, stay together. | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Torb up top! | |
| Torb up top is weak! | |
| I'm just here man! | |
| I'm still waiting for you guys to pull in. | |
| Aw, fuck! | |
| These kids fucking chased me all the way to our spawn, man. | |
| Faggots, bro! | |
| Alright, let's go, man. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| We got the waste Oh McCreece, weak as fuck, man. | |
| We're weak. | |
| Torbok top. | |
| Torbok one. | |
| Torbok top. | |
| Got him. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Alright Arrest the weakest shit Shit you can finish her. | |
| Yeah, McCree up top. | |
| McCree's up top. | |
| He's still up there. | |
| He's up there. | |
| Arisa trolling! | |
| Arisa trolling! | |
| Got her, got her, got her. | |
| Thanks, Dad. | |
| Torbots up! | |
| Arisa, push high ground! | |
| Arisa! | |
| I'm up here! | |
| Arisa, come! | |
| They're all up there! | |
| Yeah, they're all up there! | |
| I'll push the payload! | |
| They're all up there. | |
| All right, they're gone. | |
| Come on! | |
| I'm out of here. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| They're all in the high ground, bro. | |
| These dudes are faggots. | |
| *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* Arista dead! Arista dead! Arista dead! *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* *Ballon* Torpus weak up top! *Ballon* *Ballon* | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Are they off the high ground at least? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, Lucio and Torp still up there. | |
| Torb's half up there. | |
| Torb's half. | |
| Or Moira, sorry. | |
| I got hindrun. | |
| I'm taking high grunt Tork gone, Tork gone, Tork Torb's gone. | |
| Torb's gone. | |
| Ah! | |
| Lucy up top with Moira. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, Lucy. | |
| I can hold. | |
| Thank you. | |
| That would be easier Risa drops she's low | |
| This McCree's gay man McCree behind you guys! | |
| McCree behind you guys! | |
| Chase me the whole fucking way. | |
| There's a torp turret up top now behind it. | |
| Yeah, there's a torp. | |
| You guys are fucking cancer, bro. | |
| Wow, what a bunch of idiots! | |
| They're too busy sitting up top like faggots. | |
| We'll push the payload. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| This dude dropped the fucking beat man. | |
| Tore up one shot on the payload. | |
| They got me. | |
| Torb is still weak on the payload. | |
| What the fu- Torb turret, man. | |
| Torb turret. | |
| Torb turret, gone. | |
| Stay together. | |
| Don't go outside. | |
| Don't die, don't die. | |
| Come back, man. | |
| Alright, I'm backed up. | |
| I'm on high ground over here. | |
| No, they're on high ground. | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| No, they're not. | |
| Not yet. | |
| I jumped down. | |
| Alright, move payload. | |
| Move payload. | |
| These kids are idiots. | |
| Let's move payload. | |
| There's what like fuck you He's one shot! | |
| The McCree's one! | |
| Fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Lucian! | |
| Whatever. | |
| Whatever. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| Yeah, we'll keep moving the shit. | |
| Do you see us too behind? | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| It's fine. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's running. | |
| Torb and Lucio are still behind us. | |
| Torb and Lucio are still behind us. | |
| They're out of position big time. | |
| Oh Big way Let's go! | |
| Idiots! | |
| Stupid fucks! | |
| Push that payload, let's go! | |
| Dumb asses! | |
| Idiots! | |
| Stupid fucking retards, dude. | |
| That strat was so weird. | |
| That shit was annoying as fuck, holy shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It really didn't accomplish anything. | |
| The Lucio booping us off every time we went up the elevator? | |
| Yep. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, H2, you're the fucking biggest dick rider here. | |
| You're watching somebody you don't like. | |
| You're a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Fucking loser. | |
| You're so much of a coward you don't even want to say who the fuck you are. | |
| That's how much of a coward you are. | |
| Fucking pussy. | |
| Fucking all that shit, dude. | |
| Bro, I don't give a fuck about True Gordy, man. | |
| Stop asking me about that fucking faggot, bro. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Andrew already roasted his ass. | |
| I don't give a fuck, bro. | |
| Don't ask me about that shit no more. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| The fuck do I care? | |
| It's just always there on the high ground. | |
| Andrew already roasted his dumb ass, man. | |
| Not gonna click on that retards video, I'm not. | |
| I'll go fuck move. | |
| He doesn't want to expose who he is. | |
| That tells you what kind of man he is. | |
| We have a Widow. | |
| Yeah, I dropped down. | |
| I dropped down. | |
| We got a Widow. | |
| We can forehold these kids. | |
| if they suck And what the fuck was that bro? | |
| Come here, I'll come back! | |
| You have no healers. | |
| I got you! | |
| I got Widow and Kiro. | |
| No! | |
| Come back! | |
| Come back! | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I got Widow and Kiro. | |
| Oh, what the hell? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| What is their damage? | |
| Arrest the one! | |
| Orisa 1! | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* This Orisa's on my fuckin' dick, man! | |
| *Fuckin' more than a bitch* *Fuckin' more than a bitch* Orisa's still weak. | |
| This bitch! | |
| I got you! | |
| Calm down! | |
| I got you! | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it, man! | |
| Orisa, kill something with the shield, please. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Your matcha will be good. | |
| Just off the boots Just spamming Oh They got it. | |
| They fucking got it. | |
| Trying to run. | |
| Can we kill the Sarissa bro? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| There's one HP! Oh my god. | |
| You're all hiding. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Enemy turret within my sight. | |
| You there, is that? | |
| Lucio, what's out of there? | |
| Lucio! | |
| Lucio finish him up Carrico top Carrico top | |
| видел what | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| Come here, faggot. | |
| Come here, you fucking faggot. | |
| Torb is one. | |
| Let's chase these fucking scrubs down. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Dude, use that shield more, man. | |
| Cast in one. | |
| Torpus, one! | |
| It's fucking total ball. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Lucy on the left. | |
| I'm looking at him. | |
| Arresta backing up. | |
| Bastard backing up, too. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| Arisa one shot in that room! | |
| Bastion gone! | |
| Arisa on the left! | |
| Kill them all! | |
| I wrestled one shot man God fucking damn it bro Stay on high ground! | |
| Stay on high ground! | |
| They're gonna take the high ground! | |
| They're out of time! | |
| Don't let them through! | |
| Alright, I'm on high ground right now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We got 3-0. | |
| We're gonna push. | |
| Push first! | |
| Use the bubble! | |
| Use the bubble now! | |
| Nice! | |
| They're trash. | |
| They're so fucking trash. | |
| And they're talking shit. | |
| This is fucking trash and talking shit. | |
| Play on the game. | |
| Jennifer you crazy. | |
| It's fine. | |
| He's probably just some kid on Spring Break. | |
| No way, you're talking shit to me? | |
| What the hell? | |
| Who's canceling? | |
| It's quick play, Marin. | |
| This isn't quick play? | |
| This is comp. | |
| This is comp, bro. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I push the wrong button. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Alright. | |
| So it's a quick play, and they push the wrong button. | |
| That tank just sent me a friend request. | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| Do you want to talk shit? | |
| Of course. | |
| And he can stay where he belongs. | |
| Need attention. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Got 14,000 people watching on... | |
| 14,000? | |
| On Twitch. | |
| 14,000 on Twitch. | |
| Actually, I should do an Instagram story right now. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| You're live on Twitch? | |
| No, no, no, not Twitch. | |
| I meant to say Twitter. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Twitter. | |
| I was about to say. | |
| My bad. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, we would get banned. | |
| Hell no. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If I did that shit, we'd be literally banned, bro. | |
| Easy. | |
| I think it's time to blow this thing. | |
| I'm doing a fucking Instagram story right now, guys. | |
| You guys get to see the gayness behind the scenes. | |
| Oh, shit. shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Oh, guy, no intent! | |
| Can we get rid of this dude, please? | |
| Uh, did we get the same tank again? | |
| Yeah Someone needs to fill this out. | |
| This is a far cry from my home. | |
| huge crush. | |
| One trick pony. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one, capture the objective. | |
| Let's show them what we got. | |
| Alright, let's fuck them up this round. | |
| Oh yeah, I gotta go. | |
| Yeah, I should shoot this. | |
| I should be fired. | |
| Hello, I gotta help you. | |
| Please, come on. | |
| Oh, Risa could die. | |
| Risa could die. | |
| Got her. | |
| Moira, Moira! | |
| Part of the packet. | |
| Soldier? | |
| Dead. | |
| That's my back, Mayor? | |
| Yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, guys. | |
| This is how we lost that other game. | |
| Remember? | |
| We were just holding them in our spawn. | |
| Next one, we got greedy. | |
| Blackhawk is weak. | |
| Back up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| They're just pushing in. | |
| Soldier. | |
| We'll just run. | |
| He's backing up. | |
| He's so mad at me. | |
| He's trying to travel with me in the air. | |
| Good combo. | |
| Oh shit, I'm in there. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| I was too bad. | |
| I'm going back. | |
| Soldier got two tapped. | |
| I'm going back. | |
| Soldier got two tapped. | |
| He's got two tapped. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright. | |
| So good. | |
| My brother. | |
| No. | |
| Ha ha! | |
| My power and curse! | |
| My brother! | |
| It's time. | |
| Nice finish! | |
| Nice Myron. | |
| Yeah, they fucking suck. | |
| Bye, you more ready! | |
| Score... | |
| 1-0. | |
| Dumped on. | |
| Whatever awaits us, I am prepared. | |
| Yo, re-rise is crazy. | |
| They do shit different in China, bro. | |
| I noticed. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Round 2. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Yeah, Jerry, is this a sorumpacan that you're using? | |
| Uh, this is my main account. | |
| Oh. | |
| You got Widow? | |
| They got Monkey. | |
| Monkey Brig. | |
| Monkey weak. | |
| Monkey weak. | |
| Monkey down. | |
| Monkey soul fucking down. | |
| I'm down. | |
| Soldiers are pointing, right? | |
| Yeah, I'm down. | |
| I'm down. | |
| I'm down. | |
| Heads up. | |
| You have one healer, don't do anything though. | |
| Alright, we good. | |
| and picked you up. | |
| Nice. | |
| Laga. | |
| I'm not going to do this. | |
| Marka 1 HP I'm there fucking in I'm really feeling the hate It's okay, it's okay I'm back | |
| Don't beat me, I hate you You can kill me, you can kill me I see the vision, Myron. | |
| I see the vision. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I got you, Rudy. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| I can hold this. | |
| Yo, back up to point. | |
| Back up to point, guys. | |
| Back up to point. | |
| Just back up to point. | |
| Keep her on it. | |
| Keep running Fuck Alright, time to get out Bunch of them are weak. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* He's so... | |
| *Gunshot* He's so low, he loves me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I told you. | |
| Grab the crush on you. | |
| Dad's like that. | |
| Damn. | |
| As far as bottom right. | |
| I'm so hard to kill. | |
| He's gonna ult. | |
| Get ready. | |
| He's gonna ult. | |
| He's gonna ult. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| That's my bad. | |
| I'm so fucking dumb. | |
| You got it? | |
| You got it? | |
| Sorry. | |
| Soldier one on point. | |
| Oh shit, I'm so weak! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| This flame is everywhere. | |
| That sucks. | |
| I'm gonna be... | |
| Molten Core is so gay, bro. | |
| I'm back in here. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Nice, good job, good job. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Get him, I don't care if he helps me. | |
| Just get him. | |
| Really unrested it. | |
| He did it, he did it. | |
| He did it, so that's it. | |
| Alright. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| *Sigh* I'm on plat 5. | |
| Uh, damn. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| If we get the same dude again, I'm just gonna take a shot at Henny, man. | |
| Get him a nerve. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| I can do a custom game for you guys. | |
| All right. All right. | |
| All right. All right. All right. | |
| All right. All right. | |
| All right. All right. All right. All right. | |
| All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. | |
| All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Destroy these scrubs. | |
| How do you think your fancy jumpsuit puts fear against my hand? | |
| I love car races! | |
| High octane! | |
| Burning rubber! | |
| Just three loves a chase! | |
| Ooh! | |
| Battle to the metal! | |
| Five, four, three, one, attacker! | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let's see. | |
| What do they got? | |
| Zario? | |
| They got Widow Sorry I'm out of camp. | |
| Oh shit I think I'm wrong with all They got the wrong widow back up. | |
| They got a window too. | |
| Soldier on the right. | |
| They got sighted. | |
| Yeah, I would, oh yeah. | |
| Pull him back. | |
| Soldier. | |
| Nice, but that's fine. | |
| Sigma-1, Sigma-1! | |
| I got you, man! | |
| Soldier dead? | |
| Boy, he's dead. | |
| Nice combo Still broken | |
| We're looking for a shot Mariko? | |
| I'm supposed to be the hammer down. | |
| Keep it running alive, keep it running alive. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We got a hammer? | |
| Yeah, we're gonna do it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| 12 o'clock, faggots. | |
| Oh, watch out for the widow. | |
| Bitches won. | |
| Bitches won. | |
| She's running. | |
| She's running. | |
| Got her. | |
| Kariko won. | |
| Good finish, and... | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You didn't mean that. | |
| Fuck. | |
| That was trash. | |
| I didn't mean to do that. | |
| I didn't mean to do that. | |
| I'm an idiot. | |
| I rolled the wrong way, bro. | |
| I meant to roll backwards. | |
| I'm trash. | |
| Where was I? Oh, my bad. | |
| My bad, my bad, my bad. | |
| I'm dumber. | |
| Yeah, yeah, back up, back up, back up, back up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| You literally, yeah, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Let's just back up. | |
| I'm putting a little bit of pressure on the signal so he doesn't chase you guys so hard. | |
| How the fuck? | |
| Damn. | |
| Yeah, we're back. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Widow, Widow. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Widow I'm shooting the fuck out that Sigma Sigma weak! | |
| Sigma on! | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| That should have ranged. | |
| Fuckin' soldiers trash, bro. | |
| All right. | |
| If you guys can point out the widow for me. | |
| They don't have a widow. | |
| Swift's nice. | |
| Sigma half? | |
| May weak. | |
| Back up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| What else we got? | |
| What else we got? | |
| Okay, I got a high noon. | |
| You got hammered? | |
| Get ready to do it soon, bro. | |
| Get ready to do it soon. | |
| Ryan needs help. | |
| Yep. | |
| Alright Winston, was that asshole? | |
| Oh, hammer. | |
| Yep, get ready. | |
| Oh. | |
| Bro, what the fuck was that? | |
| He shielded it. | |
| Come on, Ryan. | |
| Come on, Ryan. | |
| That was terrible, bro. | |
| That was fucking trash, bro. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| Nega, what the fuck? | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Sigma's one shot soldiers on the right Sigma-1! | |
| Sigma-1! | |
| What the fuck is this gazing bitch? | |
| Hold your shield! | |
| Hold your shield to the left! | |
| Keep it up! | |
| Oh shit How close to the hammer? | |
| I All right. | |
| Alright, they just wasted ice wall Soldier on the right side Soldier on the right. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Good finish, Ann. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Back up, Ryan. | |
| Back up, Ryan. | |
| Don't get frozen by that shit. | |
| 10-1, 10-1 on the right side. | |
| 10-1 on the right side. | |
| My bad, I killed you already. | |
| I'll be back soon. | |
| It's fine. | |
| They're not pushing it too much. | |
| Yeah, I'm letting my shield recharge one sec. | |
| He's big as one. | |
| I'm going to go around. | |
| He's weak as fuck! | |
| Good finish. | |
| Zen on the left. | |
| Zen on the left. | |
| They got a Bastion now. | |
| They're tired of your shield. | |
| They got a Bastion now. | |
| Back up. | |
| You're gonna have to play payload more, bro. | |
| We got a hammer, so that's good. | |
| Let them commit to an ult fight, because they're gonna have to check. | |
| They're gonna have to push. | |
| Yeah, they got 10 seconds. | |
| Yep. | |
| There they come. | |
| Get ready to hammer soon. | |
| Get ready to hammer soon. | |
| Get ready to hammer! | |
| Hammer, faggot! | |
| There you go. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Oh, that is my bad guys. | |
| I'm getting fucking slammed this game. | |
| Nah, that's cool. | |
| I am too. | |
| Ryan is so hard to play, man. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| What? | |
| Just swing your hammer. | |
| If I don't have heals, I can't do that. | |
| Oh, nah, they're definitely gonna have fucking... | |
| I gotta stay Ryan here. | |
| Nah, I'll go wrong. | |
| There you go. | |
| And I got 12k! | |
| Heal somebody I don't know who. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Yo, Ed, come on. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Don't laugh, bro. | |
| You're funny, man. | |
| You're funny, man. | |
| I'm doing this. | |
| I'm doing damage, man. | |
| I see that. | |
| Let him cook. | |
| Hey there, Moira. | |
| How have you been? | |
| Busier than you, I see you. | |
| I missed you too. | |
| I'm so used to it. | |
| You look great, by the way. | |
| Same sakurai town. | |
| Same empty hand. | |
| He's a decent healer, but like... | |
| Oh, in higher ranks, he balances out like he should, because I've seen it. | |
| So he knows when to go hard and when not to. | |
| Okay. | |
| As long as he does, man, we all straight. | |
| It looks like that, you're like, okay. | |
| Well, yeah, in the higher ranks... | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| Good snipes Looks like I'm already weak Sigma already weak, Neil. | |
| He's half. | |
| He's low. | |
| This Ana's struggling to keep him alive. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Sombra on the left, Sombra on the left, Sombra on the left. | |
| Farrow 1 HP, Farrow 1 HP ran away. | |
| Girl one shot Sombra behind us Sombra behind us. | |
| Bear on the floor? | |
| Got her, bitch. | |
| Trash. | |
| He's gone. | |
| End the screening space, man. | |
| Push up! | |
| Push up! | |
| This ramp's shield's about to go! | |
| He's dead. | |
| Got you. | |
| I'll regret this later, won't I? I'm pushing up. | |
| Kind of respect for stacking. | |
| Oh shit, I need help. | |
| Get fucked, idiots. | |
| Monkey? | |
| These kids are getting destroyed. | |
| I just ulted until they get to the push bar and I can scan. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| Yeah, 'cause the beam goes all that way. | |
| Fuckin' baggy! | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Keep pushing it, guys. | |
| Keep pushing it. | |
| Just jump right in. | |
| I pushed right into their spawn, man. | |
| man these dudes are trash When's the week? | |
| When's the week? | |
| She nano-ed that faggot. | |
| He's still gonna die, though. | |
| He's still gonna die. | |
| He's still gonna die. | |
| Mercy, get rid of power boosts me. | |
| I'm gonna hide him here in a second. | |
| Big one. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's slow the clock today, faggots. | |
| Let's come here, Ana. | |
| Watch on this bitch. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Zeddy, he's the last one. | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| Where'd he go? | |
| Charging up orbs for what, faggot? | |
| You gonna die today? | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay, I died. | |
| Yeah, I chased them. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| They're trash. | |
| I don't respect them. | |
| They suck. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Dudes are trash, bro. | |
| Back up, back up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| Come on, monkey! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh, of course he's gonna ult. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| I'm on monkey! | |
| I'm on monkey! | |
| Baptiste! | |
| Ah! Bastion! | |
| I'm getting one healer. | |
| Get ready for a show! | |
| I took it. | |
| Yeah, I took it. | |
| Drunk rat weak. | |
| Okay. | |
| Get out of here, Widow. | |
| Get up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Moki one, Moki one, Moki one, Moki one, Moki one. | |
| Monkey one. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got a hindu. | |
| Jump right top left. | |
| Jump right top left. | |
| I need to drop down. | |
| He's going in the goal. | |
| You got healer in there. | |
| I see that, my hero. | |
| Mercy, get ready to flap the-- I don't know if there's a flap to me here. | |
| That was stupid. | |
| Holy shit, they were all looking at me. | |
| Shouldn't have done that. | |
| No, the window was on the opposite side of where I hid. | |
| Yeah, he went behind them. | |
| Yeah, you guys were all gone so they all look for me Don't throw out one Fuck God | |
| damn it dude. | |
| He hopped right on me. | |
| Two of them are dead. | |
| Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. | |
| That's big, that's big. | |
| Kill two. | |
| Kill that bastard we gonna push that bitch Let's go push car push car push car I Jump around on the left. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Monkey! | |
| Monkey! | |
| Monkey half! | |
| Monkey can die! | |
| Baptiste week two Into the eyes They're alive! | |
| Come back! | |
| I'm really feeling they're issue Yeah, bye I'm very sorry You know You know what I'm getting You know You know Nooo Nooo Fuck! | |
| Alright, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We got this, man. | |
| We got this. | |
| We got four ults? | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| We're gonna wipe them. | |
| We're gonna wipe them. | |
| Let them fucking be idiots. | |
| We got so many ults. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Good shit! | |
| Junk dead. | |
| Alright. | |
| What's the time with me? | |
| Behind you guys. | |
| Junk around on the right. | |
| Junk around the right. | |
| Junk around. | |
| Set on the left. | |
| Junk around the right. | |
| Faggot! | |
| Good shit, man. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. | |
| There's a three piece at the Goddamn | |
| Pick your roll, end End End | |
| *ögling sounds* | |
| *sad music* | |
| *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* | |
| *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Damn, Bill's got no money. | |
| Yeah, Bill's a brokey. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Myron, are you not getting bored playing McCree every single game? | |
| Nah, man. | |
| This was the guy I made Masters with on Overwatch 1, yeah. | |
| Yeah, that's a crazy character I learned this game on. | |
| Back when he had the good Flash. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| But now it's like... | |
| Now he has a stupid ass, fucking dumb ass stick grenade. | |
| What I've been playing McCree recently. | |
| Yeah, right? | |
| Dude, I have to, like, think to use it. | |
| I have to literally have to think to use it. | |
| Sucks. | |
| They got Widow. | |
| Baptiste week! | |
| Baptiste weak. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Let's take point. | |
| Let's just take point. | |
| Genji won. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Genji won. | |
| Genji one! | |
| Genji one on point! | |
| Genji one on point! | |
| Where's the team? | |
| I think everybody just got picked out. | |
| I'm still holding it. | |
| Genji about to die. | |
| Dead. | |
| That's a big one. | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| Their main DPS is gone. | |
| McCree, one shot. | |
| McCree, what's not going on point? | |
| Oh my god Got stuck in the window, bro. | |
| Genji on point. | |
| Get you on point What the fuck This dude. | |
| Yeah, he bladed me right away. | |
| Roger bro. | |
| Alright, we got it. | |
| There we go. | |
| Yeah, we got it. | |
| There we go. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Alright, let's get in here. | |
| Let's get him here. | |
| There we go, good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| She's gonna stay grouped. | |
| Alright, let's hold right here. | |
| On up, on over there. | |
| Reaper up top. | |
| Genji, reflet. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| No reflet. | |
| No reflet. | |
| Shoot his ass. | |
| Okay. | |
| He ran. | |
| Oh God Genji dead. | |
| Zarya, Zarya chasing! | |
| Zarya one, Zarya one! | |
| Reaper, Reaper! | |
| Good shield, good shield, good shield. | |
| Reaper trying to break through? | |
| Ah, stuck in a wall, this bitch. | |
| You have to be dead, you have to be dead. | |
| More power out of the next one! | |
| Woah, this fire is on me, man! | |
| This bitch is fucking gay! | |
| Bitch ran across the map to chase me. | |
| Scrub! | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Now Reaper's gonna come after y'all. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Back up. | |
| They coming down the front Ah shit Here they come. | |
| Fuck. | |
| We're all on point, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, nobody's here. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Come on, let's push him out! | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| They both won. | |
| I don't know if they're gonna win this fight, it looks like. | |
| We got this, we got this. | |
| One more. | |
| Just one more fight. | |
| Yeah, just scoop out. | |
| Basically, my hammer. | |
| Sad about it. | |
| I was wondering where the hell that hammer went, man. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| Uh. | |
| Which way are we going? | |
| Are we gonna go in this way? | |
| Alright, I guess we're going in this way. | |
| Big one, big one, big one! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big noon, man. | |
| Yeah, good utilization of my death, dude. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Everybody saw me and was like, yo, kill him. | |
| Yo, I'm gonna coordinate. | |
| Do you normally play Arisa, bro? | |
| What tank do you normally play? | |
| My main is Arisa. | |
| Your main is who? | |
| Arisa. | |
| Just play Arisa this round, then. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'll coordinate when you do your pull in High Noon, bro, and we'll kill them. | |
| Especially on this one. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| The situation is proceeding quite well. | |
| Alright. | |
| Right down the middle. | |
| Genji already hit him once in a minute. | |
| No Reflect. | |
| No Reflect. | |
| Reaper 1. | |
| Genji weak and Reaper... | |
| Reaper running 1 HP on him. | |
| Genji 1. | |
| Genji 1. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Reaper's on the right hand side. | |
| Reaper's on the right hand side. | |
| They're all 1. | |
| They're all 1. | |
| Nice. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Did I get it? | |
| Fuck him! | |
| Is Ario? | |
| That should be-- I see that. | |
| Aw, damn! | |
| It hurt! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Go through! | |
| You got your revenge. | |
| Careful. | |
| Only one healer. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Genji, one. | |
| 3-4-1-2 Fuck Genshi, Genshi, Genshi. | |
| All right. | |
| That's too much. | |
| Shit. | |
| Reaper one shot. | |
| I shouldn't have went in like that. | |
| Can you fucking nano the zen? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, I got high noon. | |
| How close are you to 71? | |
| Alright, come on. | |
| Yeah, 71. | |
| What do we got over here? | |
| Where's Zarya? | |
| She got it. | |
| Zarya died. | |
| Reaper. | |
| The point, the point, the point. | |
| We don't have a point. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| This Zen's a faggot, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| You got an Arrest ult. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Ah shit, bro. | |
| Alright, get ready to ult them soon, bro. | |
| I'm ready when you are. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm anti. | |
| Get ready to ult him soon, Zen! | |
| I had to get it. | |
| I had to do it. | |
| I was gonna die. | |
| But he wasted his fucking shit on me, idiot. | |
| We got our assault. | |
| We could lose it first, but we're great. | |
| Got a result. | |
| Thank you, Doc. | |
| Engine no reflake now. | |
| Gun you one shot on the right Sorry a 180 Get rid of-- oh! | |
| 3 for 1! | |
| God, bro. | |
| Engie won! | |
| FUCK! | |
| Literally, that's a moops. | |
| Yeah, if you guys install, I can ulti 3 if you're not good on point. | |
| Move to the objective! | |
| And I'm dead. | |
| Mercy, if you could res me in the back. | |
| I just pressed him. | |
| Lucio's so fucking annoying, bro. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| Wow. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Dude, why did you hold your ult so damn long, man? | |
| I was literally, like, under 200 HP that whole time. | |
| Bruh. | |
| We need a shield. | |
| Treden, have you never passed silver one? | |
| Three, me. | |
| Have you never passed over one? | |
| Like, made a pass over one? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Watch out, don't get moved off. | |
| Don't get moved off. | |
| I don't even want to go this way, bro, to be honest. | |
| I want to go the back way. | |
| Back up. | |
| Go the other way. | |
| Alright, we already lost two. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Yeah, we were backing up at that point. | |
| All right, are we gonna go right or left? | |
| Go left. | |
| Go left. | |
| Go left, man. | |
| I like that, yeah, yeah. | |
| So are we weak? | |
| Oh damn. | |
| He has me one, he has me one, got him. | |
| Good. | |
| Can I-- get this pussy out of my face, man. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get this shit! | |
| Kids are terrible! | |
| How the fuck have these Fragots even been fucking doing this shit? | |
| Alright. | |
| Now we hold them. | |
| Ah, now watch out! | |
| She's 1 HP, she made herself You know reflect I They're coming around the back. | |
| They're coming around the back. | |
| Like three of them coming around the back. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| Yo Oh Get that sorcerer in, bro. | |
| Get that sorcerer in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Focus on. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Genji. | |
| Genji. | |
| Oh, I got slapped. | |
| I got slapped. | |
| - Fuck. | |
| Whoa, Ana. | |
| Ana on the bridge, guys. | |
| Ana on the bridge. | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there Hey soldier on twice Hit her twice. | |
| No, man! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fucking bag it! | |
| So I hate going across the bridge, bro. | |
| Let's get out of the way. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, go left. | |
| Alright, go. | |
| Go left. | |
| No left. | |
| Where's he coming? | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Soldier is already weak. | |
| Yeah, we'll think it's too weak. | |
| Get me alive. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| He got you behind us! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Shit, it's every time. | |
| Reserved to lose that shit, man. | |
| Fucking annoying, bro. | |
| I'm not sure if I'm going to die. | |
| David Walters, hi, how are you doing today? | |
| I'm doing great, bro. | |
| You got almost 16,000 watching. | |
| You got almost 16,000 watching. | |
| You got almost 16,000 watching. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| I heard you chase Doomfist out of Numbani. | |
| Making a coward run is no challenge. | |
| Hmm, we could have used you in the old days. | |
| Thanks, Doc. Doc. | |
| I will be so much free. | |
| They got Maga. | |
| I'm going to kill him. | |
| One level. | |
| Went. | |
| That's one. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| More on their team and Tracer. | |
| Tracer. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| No time to waste More dead? | |
| We're on point. | |
| Oh, Malga's on point. | |
| Holy shit, I'm dead. | |
| Oh, I'm stuck. | |
| Stay alert. | |
| Holy crap. | |
| Holy crap. | |
| Ana dead. | |
| Ana dead. | |
| Push in. | |
| One of their main healers is gone. | |
| Touch the point. | |
| Touch the point. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| There's one. | |
| There you go. | |
| I'm going to have a fight. | |
| You got all? | |
| No! | |
| Fire behind us. | |
| We're weak. | |
| Got her. | |
| No way. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Drug grab below. | |
| Take the point. | |
| I'm trying to come in You ran away fucking scrub down there I got a high noon? | |
| Do we got wrist ult? | |
| *BOOM* Yeah, she recall, she recall *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* You're 86 off Oh, okay. | |
| No, I got stuck. | |
| I got stuck. | |
| I got stuck. | |
| Fuck. | |
| No way. | |
| I should have rolled Yeah Lucky shot | |
| Their tracer's dead. | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| You can rest that. | |
| I'm ready to ult them here soon. | |
| I'm gonna go take Hygrom from the side. | |
| Oh, what the fuck?! | |
| Dude! | |
| Oh, damn, we got a touch. | |
| Why would he be there? | |
| Fucking faggot! | |
| I still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Alright, good. | |
| Enemy in sight! | |
| My duty is being done! | |
| If you're gonna kill me, kill me, Raga. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Let's- Let's- Next point, man. | |
| Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| I will not be denied. | |
| Give me another point. | |
| I got one. | |
| I got another. | |
| I got another. | |
| Nice. | |
| We're just spamming the shit. | |
| Get rid of all of them, Marissa. | |
| Get rid of all of them, Marissa. | |
| Oh, you're dead. | |
| It's hard. | |
| I got both of the heaters. | |
| I'm sharp this time. | |
| Sorry, Lieutenant. | |
| I am looking down the objective. | |
| Yep, ball number weak, yep. | |
| Magus left. | |
| Fire is gonna hit. | |
| Yep. | |
| In there, center, center, center. | |
| Damn What the hell? | |
| Oh Damn Damn Damn That was helpful Alright | |
| Their damage is taking. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Why don't we have one shot? | |
| You gotta touch that. | |
| Bro. | |
| I'm in the point. | |
| What? | |
| He was on point. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah, uh... | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Yeah, we're just gonna trio Q, man. | |
| We're just gonna trio Q, bro. | |
| That was good. | |
| Good games, guys. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yep. | |
| Peace, man. | |
| All right. | |
| *sad music* They're a little out of their element, bro. | |
| Yeah, take out too much damage. | |
| Using our reason. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know if you guys noticed, like, when we would lose like that, it was, like, really bad. | |
| Like, the other tank would outplay him big time. | |
| No offense to the guy, but it's like, bro, you can only do so much. | |
| Like, they were playing good for the levels that we were playing at, but they're both silver and gold players, bro. | |
| So, it is what it is. | |
| He doesn't know. | |
| Yeah, but he doesn't know how to play. | |
| He doesn't know how to play those characters. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| Join team. | |
| Cut off a randoms in that case. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| We got this, we got this, let's go. | |
| Having both in need is a reward. | |
| Now this is one place that knows how to throw a party. | |
| Push your limits. | |
| Nothing breaks my command. | |
| Alright. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm iron. | |
| Stay right here. | |
| Change the dodge. | |
| Oh, they got Echo. | |
| Baga weak. | |
| Baga right here, guys. | |
| Baga! | |
| Moga one! | |
| Moga dead! | |
| Ash! | |
| Ash! | |
| Let's see how they're going Echo one, quick finish Go back, the high ground layer Yeah, Ash ran away We have to come back We can't go ahead, we can't go ahead I'm a man, oh shit, stay out of my way | |
| Stay clear there I've been killing her, I'm a guy What the fuck? | |
| Girit, don't tell me, Girit Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| They got the tree Baga week Lifeweaver saved him. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Got him. | |
| Sombra on point. | |
| Sombra on point. | |
| Sombra behind us somewhere. | |
| There's this bitch. | |
| At least she ran back up. | |
| Oh, here she is. | |
| Ran away again. | |
| He's not running. | |
| He's not running. | |
| I will kill him. | |
| I kill him. | |
| I hurt. | |
| Ash week. | |
| Ash death. Ash death. Ash death. | |
| Ash death. Ash death. Ash death. | |
| One shot on this idiot! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Maga, one HP! Thank you. | |
| Fucking thank you. | |
| Holy shit, I was gonna lose my set. | |
| We still got this though. | |
| We still got this though. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Can we touch this shit? | |
| Okay, Wolfie making moves. | |
| Sondra. | |
| Oh, big visor! | |
| Romacho coming on point. | |
| Romacho weakest book. | |
| That nigga blocking like he fucking Mike Tyson or some shit. | |
| Shoot his dumb ass. | |
| Yes. | |
| Haha. | |
| Samba running? | |
| Hang in there. | |
| I won't get all of that. | |
| Over there. | |
| Big stunner luck. | |
| Catch you later. | |
| Kids are trash. | |
| Dudes are fucking trash. | |
| Faggots. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Someone asked in chat, why don't I use my secondary fire beam? | |
| Because faggots fan the hammer, bro. | |
| I don't fan the hammer. | |
| My goal is to hit 50% accuracy every game. | |
| It's close to it. | |
| And, uh, fuck off people. | |
| Now this is one place that knows how to throw a party. | |
| Oh, right now I'm 57% actually, right now. | |
| Oh! | |
| Nice feels. | |
| No, man. | |
| Trying. | |
| Hey there, Moira. | |
| How have you been? | |
| Busier than you, I assume. | |
| I missed you too. | |
| You look great, by the way. | |
| Same saccharine tone. | |
| Same empty head. | |
| The only time I right click is if I'm shooting a shield. | |
| It's the only time. | |
| Exactly, yeah, or a bubble or some shit like that. | |
| like a barrier. | |
| Oh they're gonna play point. | |
| They're gonna play point. | |
| Our duel fist needs help. | |
| Kariko weak on their point. | |
| Lifeweaver ran away. | |
| Oh shit, this fire is charged up, man. | |
| Yo, what the fuck? | |
| Where's the team, bruh? | |
| Get the Zarya! | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm about to get my revenge on the sword. | |
| Soldier one, soldier one! | |
| Faggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Shoot me! | |
| *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* That's the damage healer man *sad music* *sad music* | |
| All right. | |
| We got 16,000 watching on Twitter right now. | |
| On X, shout out to all you guys. | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas watching on X. | |
| Love you guys. | |
| I should be doing the podcast on X too, to be honest with y'all. | |
| I should fucking do Fresh and Fit on X. | |
| Yeah, I heard I'm gonna make X compete with YouTube. | |
| *thud* you Thank you. | |
| They are gonna come out with XTV. | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| *Gunshot* Oh, so yeah, let me just use a bow and arrow instead. | |
| Hanzo's such a gay-ass character, bro. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Alright, switch to the team. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Which way are you going? | |
| Left? | |
| Alright, we're going left. | |
| oh oh that bitch got fucked Yes, you want to get you one get you one man Get this no fist | |
| Oh Genji. | |
| Genji weak. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Jump rat weak. | |
| Jump rat weak. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Doom nigger. | |
| Doom nigger! | |
| You a f*cking idiot! | |
| Doomfist! | |
| Doomfist! | |
| Amigas! | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| On the right, on the right. | |
| Fuck this idiot up! | |
| Good finish on the drop crash. | |
| Kariko 1, Kariko 1, that bitch is trash. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, you good, you good, you good. | |
| I got a high noob. | |
| Alright, Genji has no reflect. | |
| He's on the right-hand side hiding. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Don't mess, don't mess! | |
| Doofus! | |
| Doofus on the left! | |
| Doofus on the left! | |
| Watch out! | |
| I was trying to hit Kariko, bro. | |
| She's so hard to hit, man. | |
| She has the smallest hitbox in the game. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| We coming back. | |
| That's fine. | |
| That's so much as I can. | |
| Good hack. | |
| Good hack. | |
| This doofus, man. | |
| Get this fucking retard, man. | |
| No, no! | |
| No time to waste! | |
| Uhhhhhh... | |
| Fuck! | |
| Get, get, get, get! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Time to melt these faggots. | |
| PUNISH THEM! She's dead. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Alright. | |
| Push up a bit. | |
| Push up a bit. | |
| Good nigga on the left? | |
| Don't be racism. | |
| Get this African booty scratcher. | |
| Uh... | |
| Get you on the left. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Here come the ults. | |
| Here come the ults. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Dufus behind. | |
| I'm 93 to high noon, but I don't know if you can rest me. | |
| Oh, shit, you can. | |
| Alright, it's lit! | |
| I'm gonna hide on these faggots We got ults. | |
| Use 'em, use 'em, use 'em. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh no. | |
| One healer gone. | |
| One healer gone! | |
| Just Doomfaggot! | |
| Doomfaggot! | |
| Get fucked, faggot! | |
| I'll kill everybody! | |
| Bro, I hate Doomfist, man. | |
| Such a gay-ass character, man. | |
| I was like, where are you gonna go? | |
| I'll just fly to you wherever you go. | |
| I didn't know who to look at. | |
| I've learned a lot from my experiences. | |
| Yeah, I'm flanking. | |
| I kill 4. | |
| Just doing it. | |
| Let- nice hack on the room somewhere. | |
| Not damn kill. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Huh, shit. shit. | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| Don't miss that. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice pit. | |
| Kariko dead. | |
| 4:01. | |
| Good finish, Ann. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yanji on the left. | |
| Yanji on the left. | |
| You know me, Marin. | |
| Nah, you always finish, huh? | |
| I like it. | |
| Doom idiot! | |
| Doom idiot on the right That's a shit *laughs* That's king *laughs* Kariko's head Soledur, fuck Doom idiot one, Doom idiot one Just fuck him, sorry Doom idiot one Doom idiot one Doom idiot one, Doom idiot one Just fuck him, sorry | |
| Kariko, hack Jaram Kariko one Surrender to my will. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Here we go. | |
| I use everything. | |
| See him back. | |
| One more fight, one more time. | |
| We gotta hammer down, we gotta hammer down. | |
| Brian, I'm right behind you. | |
| Genji has no reflex. | |
| yup yup yup i'm here fuck you Soldier keep this. | |
| I think I'll do the last one I'm gonna shot over there I'm wearing one shot over there. | |
| Soldier is healthy. | |
| I ain't missing today Franklin. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| This kid's got fucked. | |
| This kids got fucked Alright we go to The climb is real. | |
| Nice. | |
| We're gonna take this McCree to Platinum. | |
| And to be honest with y'all, like, I just started playing McCree. | |
| Well, I played them forever on console, but bro playing them on mouse and keyboard is a whole other thing You said I'm trending on Twitter? | |
| How am I trending on Twitter, YOLO? Yeah, | |
| just wait till you monitor, Maren. | |
| You're gonna be Super Staron 3. | |
| Yeah, I'm handicapping myself with my shitty ass monitor. | |
| These faggots are gonna get fucked up once I get my good one. | |
| Should be coming in today, I think. | |
| Let me look here. | |
| Yeah, let's see the Super Saiyan Maren. | |
| Facts. | |
| We're gonna fuck these dudes up. | |
| Uh, let's see here, I'll tell you. | |
| Uh, the monitor the monitor got here yesterday. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just gotta pick it up. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's that package pickup. | |
| It's probably too big for them to deliver it. | |
| Maybe that's why. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, I hate this map, man. | |
| This map is fucking gay, bro. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Let's melt these drugs. | |
| Flashpoint is always gay. | |
| Yeah, this shit's gay. | |
| Switch the team when you guys get a chance. | |
| They got a Reaper. | |
| BroDog might be trying to flank. | |
| No, he's not. | |
| They got McCree Fuck! | |
| Joint team, joint team. | |
| Nice sharp this time. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Angel at your shoulder. | |
| There's a weird angle there. | |
| Oh, she's a dark. | |
| The red is afraid. | |
| I'm not afraid. | |
| Roadhog, roadhog hiding in the corner. Roadhog hiding in the corner. Roadhog hiding in the corner. | |
| I warned you. | |
| Ana, Ana, Ana. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I always do. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, dad. | |
| Come right. | |
| Yeah, they got a Reinhardt now. | |
| They got a Reinhardt now. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'll be your ult. | |
| I'll be all. | |
| I'll be all. | |
| I don't have it yet. | |
| I'm about to have it. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| No! | |
| Oh fuck! | |
| More of that! | |
| For a few! | |
| Revenge, I'm faggot! | |
| Just a few, just a few! | |
| Minus one! | |
| Reaper fucking chased me too, bro! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Touch it I just want to get it Death ain't on my doorstep yet Enhancing your strength | |
| Reinhardt's weak Oh, she nando the Reinhardt Moira one, Moira one | |
| I'm annoying the fuck out this Reinhardt man. | |
| Oh Oh shit, this Reaper, here we go. | |
| Dumbass! | |
| Fucking dumbass! | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| Kill this Reinhardt. | |
| We got the point now. | |
| I'm the captain now, faggot. | |
| *Squeak* Minus leak. | |
| Preeper chasing our... | |
| One shot at Ryan! | |
| One shot at Ryan! | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I'm really feeling that. | |
| 12 o'clock, bros. | |
| Fuck! | |
| He's mad. | |
| Re-brow point, re-brow point! | |
| Get this idiot! | |
| Two-tap, bagged with this. | |
| We got this shit. | |
| Good res. | |
| The battle of the McCree's. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'll accept the challenge. | |
| This kid is pretty good They're already in the point Yup, they are. | |
| Watch out Mora, be careful. | |
| Ana and Reaper in the back. | |
| Ana and Reaper. | |
| Help her! | |
| Help her, help her out. | |
| One shot at Arisa, weakest four. | |
| You don't have to eat her. | |
| Reaper, Reaper! | |
| Weep for a week I'm a true McCree faggot Let's go! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Thank you kindly. | |
| Try to have a high noon here. | |
| Take high ground up top. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| They're coming from the side. | |
| - Right side. | |
| Mokri on the side as well. | |
| McCree on the right! | |
| McCree on the right. | |
| Thank you, Arisa. | |
| I mean, Moro. | |
| Reap for teleporting up top Bitches run away We got the point. | |
| with the ocean Let's park her up! | |
| Let's park her up! | |
| She's 180. | |
| Let's fuck her up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck you too, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| Look at flagging scale stop me! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Ana, one shot over here, guys. | |
| You missed her sleep because she sucks! | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Watch out for the Reaper. | |
| I'm going on point. | |
| I'm going on point. | |
| Arista from the side. | |
| McCray on the right. | |
| Arisa-1! | |
| Melted! | |
| Let's go! | |
| He sucks! | |
| He fucking sucks! | |
| You're fucked! | |
| Pop-1! | |
| Retard? | |
| Oh, I'm sure of this. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| That's how you would. | |
| I'm within my reach. | |
| Makri trying to come across? | |
| With uh, with uh, Orisa? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm- I'm the- Oh, nice! | |
| He's off! | |
| Are us the weakest fuck? | |
| Time! Time! | |
| Yeah, shut up, faggot. | |
| 12 o'clock today, faggots! | |
| What's up? | |
| Zoning them? | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| Holy! | |
| Scrubs? | |
| The beaters will continue! | |
| Oh How does Franka get it? | |
| I outplayed this faggot, man. | |
| I outplayed him. | |
| Lucky fucking stick, faggot. | |
| Fuck, damn. | |
| We fucked our soul drunk. | |
| It don't matter though. | |
| We won. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Myron? | |
| What's up? | |
| I'm gonna help my grandma do something. | |
| I will be back one game, okay? | |
| All right, one game? | |
| All right, cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, man, no worries. | |
| All right, Yennefer, it's just me and you. | |
| Let's see what we carry. | |
| Okay. | |
| This account is now plat five. | |
| Oh, it is? | |
| Nice. | |
| Depending on what you get soon, I may be able to go back to my... | |
| I'm like a gold too right now or some shit? | |
| We'll keep going with this one. | |
| I'm boosting the fuck out of Bill's account right now. | |
| Yeah, a gold too on damage. | |
| They're gonna think, uh... | |
| They're gonna think he bought his account. | |
| Heh. | |
| Alright, try to fuck these scrubs up. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Got anybody in chat? | |
| Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the New West. | |
| Guess not. | |
| They're ready to commit some crimes. | |
| One more mission, huh? | |
| I'm in All right, oh I got a widow | |
| All right, I'm gonna play down I don't want to get sniped I'll fly down The Hulk corner over here No offense above No offense weak. | |
| Guido gone. | |
| Torb 1. | |
| Don't fess behind payload Orb dead. | |
| Widdle trying to snipe. | |
| Widdle trying to snipe. | |
| We're not trying to start for our boat. | |
| Just one shot. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| Fuck man. | |
| *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* Ah not dead. | |
| Get melted bitch. | |
| *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* You're fucked idiot. | |
| *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* He's on the left. - Hold up. | |
| We don't want one. | |
| Where the one over there? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Dwarf 1! | |
| Fucking tree, bro. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Put on the left, guys. | |
| Put on the left, put on the left, put on the left! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Alright, I'll come back. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Don't fist behind. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Fucking... | |
| I got you. | |
| Oh, fuck it, Omega. | |
| I'm sharp this time. | |
| Nanobooth is ready. | |
| Get in there. | |
| I'll hit you. | |
| Meteor strike! | |
| One shot on the weapon! | |
| Bruh. | |
| Alright, that window's gotta go. | |
| Yeah man. | |
| Winston, jump on her, dude. | |
| It's about to be pedaled right here to the left. | |
| Yep, here's where Bloodweaver is. | |
| I can see her. | |
| Jump on her, Winston. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo, walk down. | |
| You gotta stop sucking dick, bro. | |
| You gotta stop sucking dick. | |
| Like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing. | |
| This kid sucks. | |
| Dolphins is weak. | |
| I'm not going to kill you. | |
| Hey, gentlemen. | |
| Start your engines. | |
| I'm not going to kill you. | |
| Spawn right there On man Fuck! | |
| Come to me, Mercy. | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| Personne n'échappe mon regard. | |
| I am fully focused. | |
| You will be your focus! | |
| Spoiler, myr side. | |
| Yo, turn around. | |
| There's a Widow behind you guys! | |
| Widow, one shot! | |
| Widow, one shot, man! | |
| Bro, he's dead. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Don't fist on the right. | |
| Don't fist on the right. | |
| Chasing our mercy. | |
| Don't let him kill him. | |
| Don't fist sweet. | |
| Keep me alive! | |
| I'm heading to the street. | |
| I'm heading to the street. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| All right, we just got to move it faster than them. | |
| This- I don't know what this walk down guy is doing, but like, bruh. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Oh we're in the thick of it now. | |
| I've learned a lot from my experiences. | |
| No one is greater than the game. | |
| No one is greater than the game. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I think I can make this worth my time. | |
| Or go for that, Widow. | |
| If she's playing Widow again, she probably is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, this dude's running Diva this time. | |
| Maybe he can do something. | |
| We got a Sombra too, so... | |
| I'm on up there a week Turret What the fuck? | |
| Don't faggot weak Echo? | |
| Good Han over here That's one dead on your team Turret down Don't faggot Don't miss me | |
| Dude! | |
| I got one Don't press weak. | |
| Don't press weak on the left. | |
| please Hey, look, it's on the left. | |
| Unceptive circuits engaged. | |
| Careful. | |
| Don't press behind you guys. | |
| It's a new. | |
| I don't want it. | |
| Get in there Margo. | |
| What the fuck are you doing, bro? | |
| Holy fuck, you pussy! | |
| Slow, too! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Don't miss as one. | |
| It's time. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Watch in Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh *institution grades for struggle* | |
| *iste touches with wounds* My tree is gone. | |
| Find cover. | |
| *�도 loyen* Terrible, bro. | |
| Tank is fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Walk down, you fucking suck, dude. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Dude didn't do shit, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| This is why when you have a shitty tank, the game's over, bro. | |
| What the fuck was that, man? | |
| Fucking faggot, bro. | |
| We got Rewrise back, man. | |
| Thank God, bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Yeah, we lost, bro. | |
| We had a retarded tank on our team, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| We gonna win it back. | |
| Yeah, we gonna win it back. | |
| We got a retarded tank on our team, man. | |
| Man, not much you could do there. | |
| Dude got no kills, didn't do nothing, bro. | |
| I was pushing in the front lines with a fucking Cassidy, bro. | |
| Fucking terrible, man. | |
| Hot Chub, shut the fuck up, bro. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Dude, the tank was fine. | |
| Shut the fuck up, you retard. | |
| They were constantly on top of us and we couldn't push. | |
| That's the fucking tank's job, you fucking faggot. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Hate when retards try to comment on this shit as if they know what the fuck they're talking about. | |
| I played this game at a GM level before. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Fucking sorry-ass silver talking shit, man. | |
| The fucking chat, you scrub. | |
| I'm not one of these fucking faggot-ass gamers. | |
| I'll tell you you're a fucking faggot and you suck. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| We're not on fucking YouTube, faggot. | |
| I will tell you you're a fucking faggot. | |
| You fucking suck, hotshot. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| You fucking queer. | |
| Guarantee your fucking father would probably touch you on Sundays, you fucking homosexual. | |
| Fuck out of here, man. | |
| Dude trying to tell me, yo, bro! | |
| Yo, the tank did fine! | |
| You're a fucking dumbass! | |
| The tank's job is to fucking create space so the DPS can shoot things. | |
| When there's a fucking doofus in our face with a dumbass tour every two seconds, that clearly means our tank don't know what the fuck he's doing. | |
| You dumbass! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Three times don't know what the fuck they're doing. | |
| talking shit you don't know nothing I hate you it's sad this hot shop kid said Shut up, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| I hate when sorry-ass niggas try to tell me how to play. | |
| Shut up, man. | |
| Dude said I have to support my tank. | |
| I'm DPS, you fucking dumbass! | |
| That's what I'm trying to say! | |
| You don't know what you're talking about! | |
| You're a fucking retard, man. | |
| Bro, why are fucking 29 IQ motherfuckers in here typing, bro? | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Go team. | |
| And your high nudes were so awful. | |
| Shut up, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| That's one thing I'm not gonna fucking tolerate. | |
| Sorry ass motherfuckers like you talking shit when you suck dick at this game, you fucking faggot. | |
| You clearly just must have got here because I've been destroying kids all night, faggot. | |
| The fuck are you talking about? | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| I'll continue to roast you throughout this fuckin' stream, you fuckin' queer. | |
| Garen fuckin' tea, your stomach hangs over your belt, you fat fuck. | |
| Fucking faggots man, fucking shit McCree and uh | |
| Take everything Take everything, man Take everything, man Ashley and McCree. | |
| Diva's almost out of mech. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Dumb whore. | |
| then weak three week okay rest that oh shit I'm gonna cover you We're rested, we're rested. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I got a high note if we get this deep out of me. | |
| Uh, just run, just run, just run. | |
| What?! | |
| How?! | |
| Bro! | |
| Where was I? Pass into the iris. | |
| Ash one shot Yeah, Ashlyn's on the left. | |
| Dude, fuck! | |
| Percy, I thought you were gonna stick with me, man. | |
| So I got that D with D weapon. | |
| You fell down? | |
| Bro. | |
| Yeah, I fell down one. | |
| That's why women deserve less, man. | |
| Get this bitch out the neck man Over there It's a man I am on the fire What? | |
| Do something It's a man They're moving a halo, shut it down Get this bitch out the ass What the fu- Oh my god bro Not exactly what I expect. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Wow. | |
| Good hold. | |
| Good hold, guys. | |
| Guys, good hold. | |
| McCree! | |
| McCree dead, faggot. | |
| Backed out. | |
| Eva and Kariko It's okay I'm back I'm back I'm backing up I'm backing up I'll pop off, but the D.Va's the mech. | |
| Okay, D.Va ain't here. | |
| Now they're gonna die. | |
| Two dead. | |
| Yeah, D.Va's a dumbass. | |
| Yo. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Soldier on the left. | |
| Soldier dead? | |
| Where's this Krico? | |
| I'm with you, bro. | |
| Where the fuck this bitch go? | |
| I got it! | |
| Alright, good shit. | |
| Hold up a minute. | |
| I will be victorious. | |
| *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* Off point. *Skate* *Skate* *Skate* Fuck man. | |
| *Skate* Dude, she's a hard-fucked-seed the whole game, bro. | |
| Fuck this guy. | |
| You got a- she's got a hard on you. *Skate* Fuckin' faggot. *Skate* Trying to get her out of mech, that's why. | |
| Score! | |
| Zero to one. | |
| Switching sides Switching sides I'll get started. | |
| Now he goes and is out of here. | |
| This shot on Jesus at the table. | |
| So, thesty one goes away with me. | |
| Show me this shot. | |
| Can I Google Translators? | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| I said what's your name mean? | |
| I missed you too. | |
| You look great by the way It's kind of beautiful | |
| *fake* Ah fuck! | |
| Yeah, they got a Symmetra. | |
| They got a Symmetra too, bro. | |
| The Symmetra turrets killed me, bro. | |
| I didn't even notice them. | |
| Zarya. | |
| Zarya is half. | |
| Sim dead, sim dead, sim dead. | |
| Big pick, big pick. | |
| Baptiste one. | |
| Zarya? | |
| Sorry Yeah, fuck bitch Let's go | |
| Let's go Sorry, I won. | |
| Zarya-1! | |
| I have to do it all Shocker out weak | |
| Smash that lid out window. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| They got one though. | |
| Sorry I won, man. man. | |
| Fight it, fight it Whoa! | |
| Your Sombra's super busy chasing me and their team's about to lose. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| Get them. | |
| Stupid bitch. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| Retard. | |
| That's why your team's about to lose, you dumbass Sombra. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| The payload is approaching its mission. | |
| I'm going to go to the left. | |
| I'm about to take a hike run right now. | |
| Now do not despair! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Where'd she come from? | |
| I didn't see you, right? | |
| I'm very sure. | |
| Run it up! | |
| Area denial. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I can't go here. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Okay, though. | |
| You got this? | |
| Where was I? | |
| I'm on my game now. | |
| I'm on my game now. | |
| Get the D.Va out of my car. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| Soldier on top is the castle. | |
| We gotta get the soldier off the high ground, bro. | |
| I'm going high ground right now. | |
| Let's get the spagot off. | |
| Nope, don't see him. | |
| I don't know where the fuck you are. | |
| I don't know, Mara. | |
| We gotta get the team out of here first, bro. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Not so fast. | |
| Almost out of mech. | |
| Halfway out of mech! | |
| We're injured, my wounds. | |
| And... | |
| One dead. | |
| That's too strong. | |
| Soldier solo wants to turn around. | |
| Soldier dead. | |
| Headshot. | |
| D.Va's about to be DMACC. | |
| There's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Soldier one, soldier one, finish them off. | |
| We need to attack now. | |
| We're back. | |
| Echo, echo in. | |
| Echo weak. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Okay. | |
| Not so fast! | |
| *Gasp* Play of the game NO! | |
| NERV THIS! | |
| *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* Who's JN? *Gasp* I'm the guy helping out Bills with code. | |
| Well, I think I played with you before, right? | |
| Yeah, that was back last season. | |
| Oh yeah, nigga, you're trash. | |
| I'll play with you one game. | |
| But if you're trash, I'm kicking you out. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, go ahead. | |
| This ain't no charity, bro. | |
| We're trying to win. | |
| If we don't win... | |
| Between me and you, Byron. | |
| What was that? | |
| Between me and you, 15 and 4. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| We destroy every game we play, man. | |
| For you guys that are wondering, And he's on a smurf. | |
| He's actually a... | |
| Bro, you're what? | |
| Your main is what? | |
| GM tank? | |
| Your Grandmaster tank? | |
| GM tank. | |
| Top 500 tank and GM DPS. Alright, so GM DPS and Top 500 tank. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Yeah, vres.com. | |
| You can look. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I believe you. | |
| I know you are, bro. | |
| I'm just... | |
| And what are you on healer? | |
| Uh... | |
| I only got rank once and it's master. | |
| okay *sad music* *sad music* Ducer what the fuck not fair *sad music* Ducer I'm off 200p It's very bad Yeah yeah It's fair it's fair | |
| It's fair I have 200p I'm just like Iron Hatchiab I'm just like Iron Hatchiab Well, I'm still getting used to the mouse to the keyboard, but I'll tell you this. | |
| Gian, you suck, bro. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| I'll prove myself. | |
| I'll prove myself. | |
| This nigga trash. | |
| This nigga trash, bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| I couldn't control my character. | |
| It was just auto-locked onto other characters. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We're being controlled. | |
| Okay, bro. | |
| Okay, bro. | |
| This is the top 500 against Silvers. | |
| Bro, we're playing at Platinum and Gold level, bro. | |
| We're playing... | |
| Yeah, there's Platinum. | |
| Yeah, we're playing Platts right now, bro. | |
| And just so you know, McCree isn't my main, bro. | |
| I barely play McCree on Overwatch 2, man. | |
| I've been playing him. | |
| Tonight has been the most I ever played him ever. | |
| Tonight. | |
| It's been the most I ever played him, bro. | |
| So, I am not a McCrea player in Overwatch 2. | |
| I'm a McCrea player in Overwatch 1. | |
| Back when you had the flashbanging, I was two-tapping motherfuckers. | |
| Alright, switch the team, faggots. | |
| I'm on it! | |
| Got it! | |
| I'm on it! | |
| Luckily they've buffed a hog. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Let's give this show on the road. | |
| They got Echo. | |
| Capix was already one shot. | |
| Good finish on the break. | |
| Go for the break. | |
| Echo weak. | |
| Ashes. | |
| Ash in the back. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Romance on one shot. | |
| Finish him off, Roadhouse. | |
| Got him. | |
| You guys Right on the left, right watch on the left Kariko running. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Where's this Echo? | |
| Echo weak Echo not weak. | |
| Maga melted. | |
| Let's go. | |
| How much you in? | |
| Ash one. | |
| And Zen. | |
| Oh, that must do with dynamite in here. | |
| Okay, Mohammed out of here. | |
| One shot on Maga. | |
| One shot on Maga. | |
| Goddamn Freakle hearts a bit, bro. | |
| Got these faggots on their spawn, they're trash. | |
| *laughs* Well, here they come, they're gonna push. | |
| I hope they do. | |
| Manga Melted, you suck. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I thought melted. | |
| Ashton the back item. | |
| I'm waiting for these pushes to push up. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Marcy, get ready to power me up soon. | |
| I'm gonna high noon this shit. | |
| I'm gonna high noon it right now! | |
| High noon it right now! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh, Bob got me. | |
| That bitch threw that fucking Bob man. | |
| This man got so lucky. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Ash is weak! | |
| Echo melted. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Twenty-one! | |
| Twenty-one, I know! | |
| Goddamn, bro! | |
| Making me look bad, man. | |
| No! | |
| Play Oh We got 18,000 of y'all ninjas watching. | |
| Shout out to you guys, man. | |
| We're bringing back Toxic Gaming, faggots. | |
| We bully the fuck out of kids. |
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