March 6, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:44:45
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| Alright, cool. | |
| We lit. | |
| Alright, what's up guys? | |
| Welcome to the stream. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I'm going to double check Rumble real quick. | |
| See if we are on live. | |
| We should be. | |
| I just hit the stream button. | |
| I think we're going to be live on X right about now. | |
| Let's see if you ninjas see me here on Twitter. | |
| Yep, we're live on Twitter. | |
| Says live. | |
| Make sure. | |
| And we should be live on Rumble as well. | |
| Let me just double check here. | |
| Get on the correct Wi-Fi. | |
| Alright, we are lit. | |
| Okay, I see us on Twitter. | |
| And we are live on Rumble. | |
| What's up, niggas? | |
| You guys thought it was over? | |
| We are not going anywhere, man. | |
| The show goes on, motherfuckers. | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes on! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! | |
| Let's go, faggots. | |
| Pick your cue. | |
| Guys, I'm playing with Needles right now. | |
| Running some Overwatch. | |
| Fucking do it. | |
| What's good? | |
| What's good? | |
| Real quick. | |
| So, Needles, I gotta go and fix the sound here. | |
| Okay, chat. | |
| I know you guys can't probably hear the sound. | |
| Like, tell me if you guys can hear the game... | |
| Now... | |
| Oh, we got a game already. | |
| Shit. | |
| You guys, chat, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the game right now, or two if you can't hear it. | |
| You probably can't hear it. | |
| I'm assuming I'm going to get a bunch of twos right now. | |
| Give me twos in the chat if you guys can't hear the game right now. | |
| Y'all just missed it. | |
| I played a game when we were Korean. | |
| We won. | |
| Okay. | |
| So let's see. | |
| So I got one, two... | |
| Okay. | |
| All twos. | |
| Now, tell me if you guys can hear the game now. | |
| Every soldier. | |
| Alright. | |
| No, okay. | |
| Can you guys hear the game now? | |
| Alright. | |
| I should be... | |
| Alright, I think we got ones now. | |
| Yeah, yeah, so they can hear us. | |
| So yeah, Needles, you see that? | |
| I gotta play with the speakers for them to hear, bro. | |
| It's kinda gay. | |
| Yeah, fuck it. | |
| Let's go into team chat, then. | |
| People are going to probably hate us, but whatever. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright niggas. | |
| They got Genji! | |
| Let us air! | |
| Doomfaggot. | |
| Alright, I'm running, I'm running, because they can dive on us in two seconds. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Yeah, they're running a full-on dive right here. | |
| A bunch of them in a train. | |
| Bunch of them in a train, guys. | |
| Dude, faggy week. | |
| Hit that boy with them rockets. | |
| Genji? | |
| Genji, one! | |
| Yeah, fuck! | |
| Here we fucking go! | |
| The rape train begins! | |
| Then up top, then up top. | |
| Poke out, faggot! | |
| These kids are about to get molested! | |
| Here we go. | |
| Doomfagor. | |
| Doomfagor. | |
| Doomfaggot, one shot! | |
| Doomfaggot, one shot! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Bro, five of them on me! | |
| Where the fuck is the team, man? | |
| Oh, we're getting fucking raped. | |
| Bro, I would've, like, I was fucking them up, man, but I don't know what the fuck happened. | |
| Like, no one came to fucking heal me, and these fucking faggots got me, bro. | |
| Alright, they got it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Can't be on the right. | |
| Weak, weak, weak. | |
| Right Fucking ran so you guys wanna die? | |
| I got fucking stuck, man. | |
| Still got some fight in me here. | |
| Don't piss off me. | |
| Receive my aid. | |
| Be uplifted. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| NLC. | |
| Dammit. | |
| How are we not shooting this? | |
| He's weak as fuck! | |
| Kill him, dude! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Three of them left on the team. | |
| This healer is in... | |
| Lucio 1. | |
| Finish him off, Genji. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, take the high ground. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These motherfuckers are trash. | |
| I'm not losing a Doom nigger in his squad. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| It's African booty scratcher faggot Got you in my sight What? | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Bro, R-Sigma's slow as shit, man. | |
| Should've popped out all way sooner, man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Switch with the wind. | |
| Repair yourself. | |
| I don't want to get one shot! | |
| Let's try something else! | |
| Good finish, good finish! | |
| I'll try to relay the favor. | |
| You suck, faggot. | |
| Doom nigger! | |
| You're fucked, idiot! | |
| Stupid. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Again, you're hopping around on the right. | |
| Again, you hopping around on the right. | |
| Let us stop the payload together! | |
| Back up a bit, back up a bit. | |
| Force them to fu- Oh they got a monkey now! | |
| They got a monkey now! | |
| You know what time it is on this monkey! | |
| Fuck his ass suck! | |
| He's weak as hell! | |
| Yo they got 20, what the fu- Oh way they fucking back out bro. | |
| Fucking straighter, man. | |
| They're only available. | |
| Stop them. | |
| I am on fire. | |
| Yes, he's dead. | |
| That was confirmed. | |
| Unassailable. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Tracer, get fucked. | |
| It's okay, they're not gonna win this shit. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| What's up, faggots? | |
| I'm out here! | |
| Uh, they're gonna spawn right here, so we should back up, back up, back up, because they're gonna literally spawn. | |
| Keep check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Keeing up on these scrubs now! | |
| Oh shit, our Genji died. | |
| Wow. | |
| That's not good. | |
| I'm on this web turn. | |
| Gosh. Stupid. Stupid. I'm on this web turn. | |
| Stupid! | |
| Come here, faggots! | |
| What's up? | |
| Stupid! | |
| Stupid! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What's up, whores? | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue until... | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Yeah, you better switch to soldier, faggot! | |
| Making these sorry ass niggas switch! | |
| The beatings will continue until morale approves, and it ain't gonna approve, you scrubs! | |
| I'll tell you that right now! | |
| Fuck, I'm dead. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Fucky ass fire strike, man. | |
| Niggas trashed. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Tracer? | |
| Reinhardt is weak as fuck! | |
| 60 seconds, maybe. | |
| Ramatra, at your side. | |
| Zenyatta is weak. | |
| A taste of holy food. | |
| Oh, you're power! | |
| Shield drop break. | |
| Yeah, force the beat. | |
| Whoa This line heart is chasing me so hard dude These faggots are chasing me so fucking hard, man! | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Alright, let's fuck these faggots up, man. | |
| This episode brought to y'all niggas by Girl of Mind. | |
| And... | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| There is a new sadness in you, brother. | |
| Hey, uh, guys, fnfsuperchat.com. | |
| Easiest way to get in. | |
| I've simply grown tired of pretending I am content. | |
| Perhaps I can share your burden. | |
| You already do. | |
| Nah, bro, go back to playing Genji. | |
| Go back to playing Genji, because I'm going to be weakening them and you can finish them off. | |
| Switch back to Genji. | |
| Good kitty. | |
| Good kitty. | |
| Maybe one day we'll go on missions in Hawaii. | |
| Listen to your mouth. | |
| I think I'm the little hair of the dog. | |
| Good kitty. | |
| Listen to your mummy. | |
| Listen to your mummy. | |
| Good kitty. | |
| Good kitty. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| All right, bro, let's fuck him up. | |
| Yeah, I can't believe they fucking back-capped that one. | |
| Yeah, they fucking suck, bro. | |
| That was wild. | |
| They fucking trash. | |
| Break the seal. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's go! | |
| These niggas are trash! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That tracking's not pouring out my drugs right now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm not missing! | |
| These things are trash! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| You have to re-go! | |
| Fucking terrible! | |
| How the fuck did these sorry-ass niggas cast? | |
| I'm out here now! | |
| That demon the fuck up out of here, man! | |
| Genji on point? | |
| I'm trying to keep out a point. | |
| The aim is inevitable. | |
| Damage only by your man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chase me! | |
| Chase me! | |
| Fucking baggot! | |
| How the fuck do we not get that shit? | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| I'm waiting. | |
| I see one! | |
| Over here! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| Dammit! | |
| Zen dead? | |
| Journey on the objective! | |
| Tracer weak! | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, you fucked up now, Genji Nano. | |
| We might have not needed that, but that's f- What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, get fucked. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Kids suck! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Aim's on point today, boyos! | |
| Fucking Zen is one shot, man. | |
| There are four of them on that shit. | |
| Your end is within my reach. | |
| I got visors. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Get this Diva out of mech man! | |
| He was distorted. | |
| I'll die. | |
| Curious to one! | |
| - There's one, there's a one. | |
| Nah, they're using everything. | |
| They're using ults. | |
| Oh shit, oh shit. | |
| Just let them, just let them. | |
| You want to face me, Hora? | |
| Yeah, you better back up. | |
| I'm gonna hit you with this rocket. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Alright. | |
| They just burned a bunch of ults for no reason. | |
| They suck. | |
| You gotta... | |
| Alright, let's focus this D.Va out of mech and then I can visor and melt him. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Alright, how many ults did they use? | |
| They use Blade, they use a bunch of shit. | |
| I think their Zen is gonna have Transcendence though. | |
| Their Zen is gonna 100% have Transcendence. | |
| Let's kill that Zen. | |
| We gotta kill that Zen on their team. | |
| So I can, uh... | |
| Visor. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| Take cover. | |
| You're pulling in the big burn. | |
| Dammit. | |
| Okay, he's dead. | |
| We're moving out. | |
| Expect resistance. | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Where is the team? | |
| Where's the fucking team man? | |
| Can't get away with this How am I not moving this fucking table? | |
| Okay, go, go, go! | |
| We forced to trance! | |
| Get this D.V. out of mech! | |
| Okay, they're popping ults. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| I wish this... | |
| Okay. | |
| We lost that teamfight. | |
| That was a stupid off from our fucking... | |
| *Sigh* Alright, let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get the D.Va out of mechs so I can virus with them! | |
| They don't have a transcendent, so it's a team wipe automatically! | |
| Get this fucking bitch out of here! | |
| Come on, Zarya! | |
| Focus, sir! | |
| There we go! | |
| My will! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get in here! | |
| Kill these fucking faggots! | |
| I need heals! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| He was on point. | |
| He was on payload. | |
| He was on payload. | |
| Let's go. | |
| One pillar, one pillar. | |
| Moira died. | |
| Oh, chase down point, chase down point. | |
| Focus the chaser. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Bitches won! | |
| Come on with the bend! | |
| Of course, bro. | |
| Chase down point. | |
| me Seriously man if I'm still standing I'm still Fuck man Dude, this Nagi kid was always dead, bro. | |
| Fucking garbage, man. | |
| Fucking terrible, man. | |
| Fucking annoying, bro. | |
| Sorry-ass kids on our team, man. | |
| Dude was playing fucking sorry and was getting fucked up by that D.Va, man. | |
| Trash. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Rocket barrage incoming! | |
| Learn that one from you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Trigger finger steal it! | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| I'll never miss my mark. | |
| Oh where there's smoke there's Throwing the towel Yeah, try this my second game right now | |
| So still warming up a bit. | |
| Go on a team. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Are you satisfied following humans around like an observant pet? | |
| Alright, who's in chat, man? | |
| Who's in chat? | |
| Let me just type god down I think cuz you echo yeah Yeah, I know, I know. | |
| Guys, I'm streaming right now, so that's why. | |
| Well, whatever, bro. | |
| Like, dudes never communicate in team chat anyway, bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| That's why they fucking stay stuck in gold. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Go! | |
| Let us punish them! | |
| We need to be connected. | |
| You are the man. | |
| What's up in the night? | |
| Flashlights are not the same kind of surface. | |
| Fields are locked. | |
| Over here. | |
| McCree one. | |
| McCree one on the side. | |
| good finish focus Ramatra Junkrat on point Annoying-ass Lucio. | |
| Got him. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Flying on the side. | |
| Dark rat one. | |
| He's one. | |
| Hello. | |
| Oh, he's running. | |
| Him and Mercy are on the side. | |
| Oh, Ramatra down here. | |
| Ramatra just snapped him. | |
| He's already weak, though. | |
| Oh, fucking a must. | |
| I'm gonna go up. | |
| Jockrat, hit him. | |
| Yeah, back up, guys. | |
| That drunkrat's just gonna spam, man. | |
| Guys, don't get in the close quarters and give him an advantage. | |
| Tire, Tire, Tire. | |
| for now Tire's weak! | |
| Got it. | |
| You can't get nobody's son. | |
| He has got you through my face. | |
| He is hell. | |
| I am. | |
| We must catch him. | |
| Yeah, probably all the kill time. | |
| You can't fuck today, boy! | |
| Come here, Mercy. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| These niggas are trash! | |
| I'm the captain now faggots Nice shield Soldier jumping in. | |
| Dudes are really desperate, I guess. | |
| Aw, they're all in here now. | |
| Let them out! | |
| Lucio? | |
| Holds are dead. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Jump rat, weak on point! | |
| Romacho weak on point. | |
| Romacho one. | |
| I'm one, I'm one. | |
| Lucio weak, astronomy is here. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Nice. | |
| Tracking's on point, baby! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit, there's a good deal to appeal! | |
| Here we go! | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, we can kill him! | |
| We good? | |
| Okay, I'm coming back! | |
| Oh, I'm dead here, fuck. | |
| Are you still chasing me? | |
| Faggot. | |
| Functions at peak power. | |
| I got visor by the way. | |
| This fucking gay ass Lucio. | |
| He's got to the next point. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Oh no! | |
| The Shunkrat's won bro! | |
| I'm on the point, I'm on the point. | |
| the mercy is dead that's the main thing yeah we got it I'm coming back right now duplification initiated to pieces good shit good shit I'm back in the fight now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Alright. | |
| Just get on point. | |
| Just get on point. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Kids are garbage. | |
| Fucking fangets man Our enemies approach okay, they're coming here That's better they got reaper now, bro Back up. | |
| They got Reaper now, bro. | |
| Come on bro, back up. | |
| That ult was so fucking late man. | |
| The Baptista used that shit sooner. | |
| The rut. | |
| I've seen tougher spots *I don't know how to kill him* What the? | |
| *I don't know how to kill him* | |
| *I don't know how to kill him* *I don't know how to kill him* You can't see it! | |
| We gotta touch point now if we're gonna do this. | |
| Motherfuck. | |
| Alright, try pushing. | |
| Alright, they got him. | |
| This fuckin' fag is still chasing me. | |
| Alright, you wanna be greedy? | |
| You done group now You done group now boy Come here! | |
| Come here, you done goof now, stupid! | |
| Dummy! | |
| Dummy! | |
| You fucking dummy! | |
| Stupid fucks! | |
| Get the point! | |
| These niggas are trash! | |
| You wanna be greedy, and you just got fucked! | |
| Now we got the point! | |
| Now there's only two of them in here! | |
| Reaper and Kariko, that's it! | |
| Yeah, you fucking bitch, you better run! | |
| You scrawly dogs! | |
| You are safe with me! | |
| I'm coming focused! | |
| Damn! | |
| I'm talking to you! | |
| Bionic healing ready for use! | |
| Reef on the right! | |
| I will get you started! | |
| He definitely has ult now, we gotta watch out! | |
| Yep! | |
| Let's go! | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Stay on point Fuck! | |
| Damn, he was one HP, man. | |
| Reaper dead. | |
| I got greedy there, I ain't gonna lie. | |
| I think we got point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, you guys should have it. | |
| You guys should have it. | |
| I chased that nigga down for no reason. | |
| I shouldn't have done that but he was trash so Oh, he chasing me. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| You ain't gonna catch me, nigga. | |
| You ain't gonna catch me. | |
| I'mma juke you. | |
| I'mma juke you. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Keep going, faggots. | |
| Another health pack. | |
| Y'all niggas can't catch me. | |
| I'm too fast. | |
| I'm too fast. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| He's still chasing me. | |
| I can hear him. | |
| I can hear him. | |
| Niggas are still chasing me. | |
| They're so mad. | |
| Faggots. | |
| The juke is real. | |
| I'm Hussein Bolt. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Fucking scrubs Thanks I've got you | |
| Oh *Gunshot* This nigga really want me dead! | |
| Reaper on point, Reaper on point. | |
| He's one HP now. | |
| Need help with the Reaper on point. | |
| He's one shot on point, bro. | |
| I'm trying to shoot him, but I'm getting fucking shot at. | |
| Sad, bro. | |
| Much better. | |
| Holy! | |
| Here we go. | |
| I will speak to you in the language. | |
| Damn, I am broke. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hello. | |
| Cloning module loaded. | |
| Prepare for duplication. | |
| We are stronger together! | |
| Lucia won! | |
| Fuck! | |
| *Mario's* I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Okay, we got one more fight in here. | |
| One more fight. | |
| One more. | |
| We gotta push them from the side. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm gonna shoot them from the middle so they can focus on me and you guys take them from the side. | |
| I'm going straight to point. | |
| I'm going straight to point. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Reaper behind you, bro, but I'm shooting him in the back. | |
| Okay, I forced him to race. | |
| Light him up! | |
| Nice window! | |
| Nice window! | |
| I'm getting fucked. | |
| Reaper behind you, guys! | |
| Oh, god. | |
| This ends now! | |
| Ramatra won! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Is he still chasing me? | |
| Alright. | |
| Keep going, asshole. | |
| You ain't gonna catch me. | |
| He's still going. | |
| He's so mad right now. | |
| He's still going! | |
| You ain't gonna catch me, nigga! | |
| Hatched up. | |
| Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Securing this objective. | |
| These niggas are so busy chasing me, that we locked the port! | |
| So fucking trash, bro. | |
| Hello niggabitch, good to see you again, you about to die! | |
| Revenge is sweet, isn't it? | |
| Chase me around and die anyway, whore! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I got the visor on the high ground! | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Where are they coming from? | |
| Left? | |
| Here he comes! | |
| Fuck! | |
| *Mario's death* *Mario's death* Woah! Die! Fuck! | |
| *Mario's death* *Mario's death* Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| *Mario's death* Die! | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| That was lucky as fuck on their end. | |
| And we just need to win one more fight. | |
| We gotta get this point. | |
| Let's go public with the team Back up back up back up Back up bro, there's something coming down Help back over here Ready for you | |
| I'm not pushing my own. | |
| I'll fish. | |
| We gotta get to point, we gotta get to point. | |
| Push point, push point. | |
| I'm on point right now. | |
| I'm on point too. | |
| I'm popping ult. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper. | |
| Reaper dead. | |
| We win this, we win this. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Who's up next? | |
| Who's trying to come? | |
| And that's game. | |
| I took that off angle, bro. | |
| That's the key, man. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Let's fucking go, faggots! | |
| I'm out here! | |
| The carry is real! | |
| Play of the game All right, I'm gonna find a way to try to do this shit with sound without I'm gonna find a way to try to do this shit with sound without Alright, I'm gonna find a way to try to do this shit with sound without, like, fucking being... | |
| Alright, let me see here. | |
| Options. | |
| Sound. | |
| Shit. | |
| Now traveling to Paris. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright, let's wreck these scrubs. let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Should we go game shot? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Look at the state of the world. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| Watch for their weaknesses and strike. | |
| Myself. | |
| All right, let's fucking do it. | |
| Push your limits. | |
| Nothing breaks that I cannot manage. | |
| Five... | |
| Three... | |
| Two... | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Alright. | |
| Capture objective aim. | |
| I feel it. | |
| Burn me! | |
| Kill me! | |
| There! | |
| An enemy! | |
| No! | |
| Heels coming up! | |
| Damn it! | |
| Woah! | |
| Oh! | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, it's charged up too, man. | |
| I regret that. | |
| I'm under attack. | |
| Aw, the drunk crowd, we- You're mine now. | |
| There's much for you to do. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| You're mine now. | |
| Zarya weak! | |
| Zarya low! | |
| Bro... | |
| Zarya low! | |
| Oh my... | |
| Oh... Man... | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| 81 advisor. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Sorry, I won! | |
| All headshots on that bitch too! | |
| Don't let me die! | |
| Don't let me die, motherfuckers! | |
| Healers, don't let me die! | |
| They all fucking focused me, man. | |
| Bro, I just created so much fucking space, man. | |
| They all focus me when I visor I've seen tougher spots Or we could die here She has no bubble. | |
| Dude, I was shooting the fuck out of her, man. | |
| Bro, why? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| What the fuck is the board doing? | |
| Bro, she's fucking you up, bro. | |
| You need to stop being trash, nigga. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Stay sharp It's about to get real I This kid fucking sucks too, man. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Sorry on me. | |
| Oh, like, why is the Zen pushing me? | |
| Where the fuck's the team? | |
| What the fuck's going on? | |
| Biotics to blow. | |
| Two dead on their team? | |
| Hey, you're on point. | |
| Touch point, touch point, touch point. | |
| I touched it, but I'm dead. | |
| They fucking jumped on me, man. | |
| Yo, Needles, you need to lock in, nigga. | |
| That was trash. | |
| You went 0 and 6. | |
| Bro, the fucking... | |
| I have all the fucking damage, bro. | |
| The healers weren't doing shit. | |
| I'm going and getting everybody low and dying. | |
| Still trash, bro. | |
| You were playing Ramatra. | |
| He has like two lives. | |
| Pfft, 0-6 back in. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| I was getting all them fucking low, bro. | |
| Bro, from this point, just play healer, bro. | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| If anybody asks, I was never here. | |
| Well, the best we could do now is just fucking hold them. | |
| For a fucking draw, man. | |
| Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still. | |
| But also, avoid their bullets. | |
| Hey faggot, someone said Myron didn't take Higran. | |
| Faggot, we're on attack, idiot! | |
| How the fuck am I gonna take high ground? | |
| My team can't even push it to the point, you fucking dumbass. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Some of you motherfuckers talking shit in the chat don't know shit. | |
| They got him all. | |
| Damn it! | |
| In tip-top shape Heels coming up We can just let them take your chance I checked one. | |
| Very strong point. | |
| Ana, can I get some meals? | |
| Cause if I... this Ana sucks. | |
| I slept the target. | |
| Restart! | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Targeting hot style. | |
| I'm on target. Enemy contact. Origin force. Display background. | |
| Play back, man. | |
| Just play back. | |
| The attack is right there. | |
| Good job, one. | |
| There's the ball behind you. | |
| Eyes on a target Enemy in my sight On air Twice we were weak We can't heal it | |
| We can't heal it They're gonna push through everything. | |
| Here we go. | |
| That window's so late, dude! | |
| Windows so fucking late, man! | |
| God damn God fucking damn bro Needles, if you play something like that again, nigga, I'm booting you. | |
| I'm being at. | |
| I'm not even kidding around. | |
| If you play ass like that one more time, I'm booting you. | |
| Bro, the fucking supports were dog shit, yo. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| Zero, elims, bro? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I didn't end off with zero. | |
| I had like the same shit as you. | |
| No, I didn't have zero. | |
| On attack. | |
| No, I'm saying I had picks. | |
| I had picks after. | |
| Bro, I'm telling you because I couldn't get picks. | |
| I was doing damage, but I couldn't get anything. | |
| I wasn't getting any support. | |
| Just play What's Your Best At, bro. | |
| Fucking two and two right now. | |
| It was fucking annoying. | |
| Someone said they want to play? | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let me see who's online. | |
| I don't know who any of these people are, bro. | |
| I haven't played with none of these niggas, man. | |
| Actually, no, I played with this bow guy before. | |
| He's not bad. | |
| Is that how you do this shit? | |
| Oh. | |
| Join. | |
| Ah, damn. | |
| They're so gay. | |
| gay, they fucking blur out this shit when you type type alright let me try cancel this shit yo what up man Thank you. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo. | |
| What's up, man? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| What is Simon's username? | |
| Cause a lot of you guys in the chat want to play, but you guys be trash when I play with y'all, man. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Be honest, Needle sucks too, but I'm just playing with him because I know him in person. | |
| You're retarded, bro. | |
| It was one game that supports for dog shit, yo. | |
| He's coming for your ass, bro. | |
| Chris Ryoga... | |
| Yeah, I will return to McCree eventually. | |
| I'm gonna make a smurf account and play with him once I get, like, a lot better. | |
| But, uh, yes, I played McCree at a very high level back in the day, man. | |
| I played him at a master's level. | |
| It was fucking lit. | |
| He's my favorite character, actually. | |
| But I liked it better when he had the flashback. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean his hinders still fucking annoying Yeah, but the flashbang was coded man Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| You still fuck Tracer Duffman Get in the glass, there's your grave Tactical visor activated Warming up now, let's fucking go Let's see how this goes Aww, shit. | |
| All the way up to fucking, what? | |
| Flat 5? | |
| Alright, go on the team. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's rape these faggots. | |
| Every soldier needs a car. | |
| Let them! | |
| Don't die on me now. | |
| You're one of my finest experiments Flurry will get in the grave All right Let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Yo, anyone in chat, um... | |
| Anyone in chat that knows how to, uh... | |
| Alright, you fucking guys. | |
| Sound effects volume. | |
| I'll bring it down a little bit. | |
| Anyone that knows how to like fucking figure this out where my teammates can't hear the game would be great. | |
| Dematra weak on their team. | |
| Just fuck him up, just fuck him up. | |
| Just fuck him up. | |
| Dude, that nigga just sitting there feeling childish. | |
| Nigger bitch, watch out over here. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| Who is it? | |
| Faggot trying to run. | |
| Moira ran. | |
| Come on, payload. | |
| You guys go. | |
| Yeah, stay on payload. | |
| These kids fucking suck on the other team. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| Ash up top. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Oh! | |
| Direct helix on that bitch. | |
| Mercy Week over there, one shot. | |
| Good shit, good finish. | |
| Move it out! | |
| These kids are getting molested, here we go. | |
| from hello by the way you guys have no healers on What is it now? | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| Here they come, they're chasing they're chasing me. | |
| Keep pushing payload because they're more concerned looking at me than you guys. | |
| Ash run, get fucked. | |
| Stupid whore. | |
| Looking at me and there's a Reaper behind you. | |
| Alright faggots, I got the high ground. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get this fucked! | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Light Weaver and Ana Top Week! | |
| Lifeweaver and Ana up top. | |
| They're just hiding up there like the faggots that they are. | |
| Mercy force them down. | |
| Get fucked, idiots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| Garbage! | |
| Battle, Mercy, baby. | |
| The payload has reached your chain. | |
| Power emanates. | |
| You've been my age. | |
| You need a reassurance. | |
| I must be surrounded by the enemy. | |
| Behind you, protect the payload. | |
| I'm shooting this from after. | |
| I'm shooting this from after. | |
| He's weak as shit. | |
| Kill him over. | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Now your team's about to get melted! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Oh yeah, that Lightweaver don't know what's going on! | |
| They're running now! | |
| Junkrat! | |
| I am on fire. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| Heal forward. | |
| Chiric, popo, Chiric! | |
| I'm not missing, baby! | |
| I should heal over all the veins. | |
| Let's go I'm shooting the fuck out this mystery week she She's weak! | |
| Arisa, weak! | |
| She's winning three, niggas! | |
| Let's go, guys! | |
| It's time! | |
| Come here, boys! | |
| Come here, Bagus! | |
| You better start running now, niggas! | |
| You better start running now, faggots! | |
| On a week of time! | |
| On a week of time! | |
| She don't know what to do! | |
| That bitch confused! | |
| This thing on the game tree? | |
| He running! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Stupid! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Look behind you, stupid! | |
| Hey, attention or you'll wind up dead. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Yeah, hide in this spot, nigga! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These dragons can't stop me! | |
| I am the captain! | |
| Alright? | |
| The beanies will continue! | |
| Score. | |
| Three. | |
| Two zero. | |
| Switching sides I'm going to use the same as the other side | |
| We grill master because we grill in these boys Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Watch for their weaknesses and strike. | |
| Don't die on me now. | |
| You're one of my finest experiments. | |
| This lottery will get you the grave. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Trying to fuck these faggots up. | |
| They got a Roadhog? | |
| Oh, easy clap time. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I need help. | |
| I need help. | |
| Sombra on me. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Be vigilant. | |
| I need a moment to recharge. | |
| Watch here! | |
| Up top, behind. | |
| Yeah, Sombra. | |
| Okay, yeah, yeah. | |
| Pull back here. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Sombra behind us, man. | |
| Run away! | |
| This Salty Jumps kid fucking sucks too. | |
| Sombra's being a sweat up top. | |
| God, Sombra's so annoying. | |
| I'm going to challenge this. | |
| Roadhog has no hook. | |
| Sombra one shot. | |
| Ah, it's under one shot! | |
| Are we gonna challenge this? | |
| No? | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| Backing up. | |
| I got Visor, we can hold him here. | |
| These kids on another team are fucking trash. | |
| We need to target their Brig. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brig and Sombra. | |
| I got my ulti. | |
| I'm Brig. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Roadhog week! | |
| Roadhog week! | |
| Nice. | |
| See, the Brig goes down. | |
| It loses a lot of his healing, surprisingly. | |
| I don't get two. | |
| Two-four. | |
| Much Sombra push from behind. | |
| Don't know where she is, so... | |
| Right side. | |
| First. | |
| Oof. | |
| Yep, behind. | |
| Sombra. | |
| Got her. | |
| Nice. | |
| Okay, old kid here. | |
| This is a fucking idiot. | |
| Brig low. | |
| Brig on one. | |
| Oh, I'm dead to a Sombra here. | |
| Maybe not. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Roadhog weak! | |
| There's a number right there. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| I got the favorite. | |
| It's go time. | |
| Stop it! | |
| The Flames of Liberation rise! | |
| Cumber up top. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| She ran a horseman. | |
| Aww, I tried to block that. | |
| Upbreak, target real quick. | |
| Nice. | |
| Reaper used his ability. | |
| Zombo's still thinking about the right side, I think. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Nice. | |
| Sounder. | |
| I got high ground on these fuckin' scrubs. | |
| Alright. | |
| Careful, Myra. | |
| She's fuckin' hacks and you're finna fuck. | |
| Right side. | |
| Crazy. | |
| Rigg weak? | |
| Rigg weak. | |
| Reaper, right side. | |
| Oh, they're crazy. | |
| Tango in sight. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Reaper behind you. | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead I'm coming Bomb bro, bullpick Bomb That's okay I'm the captain now! | |
| Nigga, that bullshit ass ability got me Children back up if you need. | |
| You're by yourself. | |
| Don't worry about touching right now. | |
| Yeah, okay, or just get fucked Back Great dead. | |
| Red flow. | |
| Sombra's being a little bitch in the back. | |
| Oh, Reaper was one! | |
| Lordhog's weak! | |
| Lordhog's dead. | |
| Watch this Sombra. | |
| He's still running about. | |
| Get over here and drink over here! | |
| Pain is inevitable. | |
| I'm just gonna sit on point so Sombra can't turn over. | |
| Brig trying to go around the back. | |
| Red side? | |
| Yeah, I'm going for her ass here. | |
| Yeah, I got two in here. | |
| Sombra, Sombra, Sombra! | |
| There you go! | |
| Okay, well. | |
| Deeper up top? | |
| I see him, I see him. | |
| He's running because he sucks. | |
| She's being healed. | |
| Oh, is she ulted? | |
| You die, faggot! | |
| Oh, up top there. | |
| Greg with his ult. | |
| She hurts. | |
| Sombra, get fucked! | |
| Nice, easy. | |
| They didn't touch. | |
| 27 and 2! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Play of the game. | |
| This kid's got fucked. | |
| Fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes on! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. | |
| *sad* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* | |
| Someone needs to build a saddle I am the jungle of pain! | |
| I am the jungle of pain! | |
| You tangled with the wrong man! | |
| No one can hide from me! | |
| Nice sight You really underestimated me? | |
| In your hands, I'm Double, triple Let's take him to the waist, Double Now he's mucking around and move It's not fast enough | |
| Welcome to Oasis Alright, | |
| let's fuck these scrubs up ... ... let's fuck these scrubs up ... ... | |
| ... ... | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Join team, guys. | |
| Let's join team. | |
| That was in the trash. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Alright, let's rape these scrubs. | |
| No, I'm taking Hagron. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground on the right. | |
| Let us end this. | |
| Kareek already won on their team. | |
| Over there! | |
| I'm being attacked. | |
| Ugh! | |
| Look, a bunch of them looking at me on the side. | |
| They're gonna chase me or not because they saw Much better Damn it Hanzo weak on their team in the front Oh Oh, Zen on me! | |
| And Genji! | |
| Okay, fantastic. | |
| Oh, please tell me you guys killed a few of them. | |
| I weaken the fuck out of them and I'm just annoying them from the side. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| Careful, where I've numbered. | |
| Oh! | |
| We need to defend the point! | |
| Go, go, monkey, real quick, because they're all just hitting back there while the bunker. | |
| And it would be really helpful too, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Genji over here On the week Get you Jason you McCree He's much shot. | |
| Did you get him? | |
| Get this idiot, man! | |
| Got him! | |
| They fucking used here cuz oh Oh Okay, interesting. | |
| This dude, this Hanzo sucks on your team, bro. | |
| He's literally just spamming arrows and he can't hit me because it sucks in this game. | |
| Guys, I'm literally distracting them so much over here on the side. | |
| One's Zen right now. | |
| Zen should be dead here. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I need help. | |
| Help, help, help. | |
| On the right. | |
| Oh, I'm about to die. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| I'm on Genji behind you. | |
| I'm on my deck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm on the Genji. | |
| I'm on the Genji. | |
| Okay, he has to reflect if he sucks. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude. | |
| Bro. | |
| No kill is true. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Dude. | |
| We gotta go touch. | |
| Hansel week Stand right up. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| All right good to the McCree zoned them out. | |
| Junker Queen! | |
| Junker Queen, I'm focusing on her. | |
| She's weak. | |
| I'm focusing this fucking annoying ass for me, bro. | |
| Incredible. | |
| Humans never die. | |
| They're just chasing me. | |
| You're still chasing me? | |
| Bro, what the fuck? | |
| I'm on point, but I'm about to die. | |
| Bro, I don't know what else I could do, bro. | |
| Honestly. | |
| Yeah, Blackwing, you gotta switch off to McCree, bro. | |
| You gotta switch off to McCree. | |
| You gotta switch off. | |
| You're not putting no fucking pressure on them, dude. | |
| You gotta fucking switch off. | |
| 100% this Blackwing guy is the reason why we couldn't do shit there. | |
| They're gonna put no fucking pressure on them. | |
| I'm over here shooting them in the fucking backline, taking off an off angle. | |
| They're weak, and no one is there to follow up. | |
| Right or wrong. | |
| Nah. | |
| I'm gonna finish this one. | |
| And to keep it a thousand with you, anyone playing at like silver or fucking gold or whatever, nine out of ten times they're not gonna be a good McCree. | |
| Sorry. | |
| He takes a lot of mechanical skill, and if you had good mechanical skill, you wouldn't be in gold anyway. | |
| So don't play fucking McCree, bro. | |
| It amazes me how kids at this level play in the group. | |
| You guys are f***ing sure. | |
| Are you going to get with Ana? | |
| Uh, yeah, I could swap, but... | |
| Can you do Ana real quick? | |
| Because if she's gonna play Junker, that's the easiest way, because she has a lot of lifesteal. | |
| And... | |
| yeah. | |
| and definitely direct me on me me to your answer your answer okay I'm crying me but How the fuck did they not hear? | |
| Okay, oh fucking K. And I think you're dead there, yeah. | |
| You got fuckin' blood hooked. | |
| They're not hooked but they're like cool. | |
| Ganji weak. | |
| Tanki. | |
| That's better. | |
| Ana dead. | |
| Big one. | |
| Nice. | |
| I got a Junker in the corner here. | |
| If you can get an anti-heal on her. | |
| He's low. | |
| He used his Q's flick. | |
| No, Kiriko saved his ass. | |
| She teleported. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I'm taking Hygron up top. | |
| I'm gonna hold here for a second. | |
| I got a Reaper, yeah. | |
| I'm not gonna push that down. | |
| Reaper on the ground. | |
| Here he comes, Reaper. | |
| Junker Queen 1, Junker Queen 1! Genji 1, Genji 1! | |
| Got Junker, first, Genji. | |
| Genji's low. | |
| Oh my gosh, he rebuffed or got healed. | |
| We didn't get him with the Grom- He got an anode I think. | |
| He did, he did. | |
| That's the only reason he lived. | |
| Yeah, I was gonna say, he was fucking low as shit on him. | |
| Yeah, watch the... | |
| Watch the... | |
| I'm behind. | |
| Get on. | |
| He's 18. | |
| Oh yeah, nice anti. | |
| Gotta die. | |
| No way you out-healed that, what the fuck? | |
| Aw, I can't- are you all dead? | |
| Or can I get healed? | |
| Oh, you're out of sight. | |
| Oh, I slapped him, I slapped him, I slapped him. | |
| They're in T, they're in T. | |
| This second DPS on our team sucks dick, man. | |
| He fucking sucks, bro. | |
| That's why we lost. | |
| He fucking sucks, man. | |
| This Blackwing kid is fucking terrible. | |
| You fucking sorry faggot. | |
| Stop queuing up his DPS, you fucking scrub. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Dudes fucking suck, man. | |
| He missed his Rocket Brash and could've killed the fucking Genji when he was 1 HP. You suck, dude. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| You just have one bad fucking DPS and the game is fucking over, bro. | |
| How do you go fucking negative? | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| Where's this fucking kid? | |
| Last match. | |
| Where is he? | |
| Avoid fucking terrible, man. | |
| Yo, can I join you, guys? | |
| Bro, if you're trash, I'm deadass. | |
| If you're trash, I'm kicking you off, bro. | |
| Bro, you played only season eight, man. | |
| Yeah, I don't play a lot, but I was last game. | |
| Last of the season. | |
| You get one game, bro. | |
| If you're garbage, I'm kicking you the fuck out of here, bro. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| You get one fucking game, man. | |
| Because you guys be joining in from the chat and you motherfuckers be trash, bro. | |
| You guys fucking suck. | |
| Nah, I get it. | |
| I get it. | |
| Wait, aren't you a healer, man? | |
| Anna and Genji. | |
| Alright. | |
| I can play both. | |
| Traveller, prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| I'm not going to die. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, join Team China. | |
| Yeah, all you China niggas that are watching, all you China niggas that are watching, this is not charity. | |
| I'm not here to fucking have fun and play with you niggas. | |
| If we lose and you suck, I'm kicking you the fuck out of here. | |
| I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. | |
| I'm not talking to you. | |
| I'm talking to the chat in general. | |
| Follow my lead. | |
| Because he just joined in random without invite. | |
| But I don't give a fuck, man. | |
| I'm here to win. | |
| I'm not here to have no fucking fun with you fucking faggots. | |
| I'm here to win. | |
| So if we lose and you suck, I'm kicking you the fuck out, bro. | |
| Real talk, man. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Let's fuck them go. | |
| Not losing these sorry-ass kids on the other side. | |
| Watch the high ground. | |
| Get some soldier up there. | |
| He's already weak. | |
| Yeah, there's a tracer right there. | |
| This tracer's over here. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He killed this tracer. | |
| He recalled. | |
| She's already weak. | |
| Chase her down, Genji. | |
| Chase her down. | |
| Bitch is weak. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| We're flanking around the back. | |
| Kariko weak! | |
| Chase her down, bro! | |
| Just back up. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Okay, they're all in here Like a chair That soldier just fucking chilled up there I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Yeah, we need to just hardcore target that Tracer. | |
| He's fucking diving. | |
| She's 1 AP! There we go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push in! | |
| Sigma over here by himself! | |
| Shoot this idiot! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Lucio 1! | |
| Lucio 1! | |
| I need to get him behind the back! | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| Bro, we didn't even get the fucking... | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Man. | |
| I'm gonna go top left. | |
| Let's go top. | |
| Yeah, you guys go up top. | |
| Try and get that fucking soldier. | |
| Tracer behind. | |
| Tracer behind. Tracer behind. | |
| She stuck me. | |
| She died and killed herself though. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm gonna visor them from the side. | |
| Nobody die to that. | |
| I'm visoring them from the side. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Face face, you niggas! | |
| Force the buff! | |
| Force that shit! | |
| Lucio ulted. | |
| Kiriko, I'm Lucio right here. | |
| They can die. | |
| Lucio ulti. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| This here is fucking... | |
| This is a rock. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| My lads in there. | |
| What? | |
| Soldier ulted. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Sigma got saved by the fuckin' Kariqo on their team. | |
| We just let Matt Soldier, Churka, like, Churka off up there, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| He's fuckin' shitting. | |
| There we go. | |
| Patrice are dead. | |
| We're on point. | |
| Alright, Soldier is gonna just keep shooting you guys from the side. | |
| I'll go for Solta. | |
| I'll go for four. | |
| No. | |
| I'll go for four. | |
| No. | |
| I'll go for four. | |
| Did you get that? | |
| Wild. | |
| Okay. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Moira, can you heal your opponent? | |
| You're the only healer there. | |
| I need you to turn. | |
| Trace Romulo, Kariko? | |
| Kariko dead? | |
| Tracer 1 Alright Take this fucking point man Powered up A check A captured Escort the payload Stero, why are you doing it alone? | |
| Escort the payload Poirot, what the fuck? | |
| I've got men. | |
| Who needs them? | |
| I use shield. | |
| Soldier or shot? | |
| Tracer left here? | |
| Tracer behind, Tracer behind. | |
| Got recoil right here. | |
| They're targeting me. | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| I'm weakening him. | |
| Spacer! | |
| Spacer. | |
| Who's here here? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh man. | |
| Who's here, sir? | |
| Hey, wait, black! | |
| Alright, I got visor. | |
| We can push with it. | |
| All in your visor is not good at all. | |
| Left side here. | |
| They're all in here. | |
| They're all weak in here, man! | |
| The fucking Tracer keeps flanking me. | |
| Tracer dead. | |
| He's probably fucking dead here. | |
| Dude, I'm doing so much fucking damage on them there. | |
| They're always weak and they're not getting finished off man You just a time I'm honored I'm on her. | |
| She missed her pulse bomb because she sucks. | |
| Got her. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| She's dead. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Who's your one? | |
| Let the kitsune guide you Hold your dead. | |
| That's two dead. | |
| That's two dead. | |
| Get on point. | |
| Yeah, target the tracer. | |
| She's one. | |
| She's one. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Three called. | |
| Got her. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Top anticipation. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These kids are trash on the other team. | |
| I'm taking a high run. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Careful. | |
| Tracer's probably gonna die for me. | |
| That's a little bit too. | |
| Side, left side. | |
| Alright, Stance, we got point. | |
| Yeah, we got point. | |
| Good. | |
| Sigma can die. | |
| Sigma can die. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Yeah, back up. | |
| Just stay back, stay back, stay back. | |
| Mara, I healed. | |
| Kuriko, one! | |
| God, man. | |
| Told you up top. | |
| Get this spraggot outta here! | |
| I knocked him down, I knocked him down! | |
| Get one, get one, get one! | |
| Tracer up top. | |
| Oh, she got her. | |
| Come on. | |
| No, no, Tracer might be up top still. | |
| Yeah, behind, Tracer. | |
| Zarya, one! | |
| You're stuck. | |
| Tracer's dead. | |
| Got it. | |
| I've got you in my side! | |
| I've got you in my side! | |
| Give me a line, bro! | |
| I'm shooting it back! | |
| I'm shooting it back! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Soldier 1, man! | |
| He has the Zarya bubble! | |
| I don't know how I'm alive still, but... | |
| *Sigh* Man *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Bro Yeah, I don't play screen. | |
| Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it! | |
| Yeah, I died instantly though. | |
| Fuck it, whatever. | |
| Score. | |
| Two. | |
| To zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Needles, take the moira. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I did. | |
| Oh, motherfucker. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh... | |
| Yo, not DD-ing whatever the fuck your name is. | |
| Let- let, uh, Needlesake the Moira, bro. | |
| Kids on another fuckin' team are trash, bro. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| What are you doing, man? | |
| Default Hardcore target their soldier honestly, that's That's all we can do. | |
| XD, literally just die from every single time. | |
| And then I'm gonna try and protect y'all from chaser. | |
| I'm gonna play back here. | |
| I'm gonna play back here. | |
| You don't wanna hold your choke point? | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend objective A. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Where are they? | |
| Red side? | |
| Are they a Fadiba? | |
| Wires are more of fucking frontlining Yeah I don't know, he's a little special I'm gonna go for D bro I'm gonna go for D bro Get you back there, I'm gonna heal you I need heals Alright here they come Are they all up top? | |
| They're all coming from behind me They knocked me off the high ground. | |
| Deva out of mech! | |
| Deva out of mech Faggot, fuck you! | |
| Nice. | |
| This kid's fucking suck, man. | |
| A good stagger. | |
| Yeah, honestly, yeah. | |
| Killing that tracer and soldier first really shut him down. | |
| We will shield you. | |
| Coming up top. | |
| Coming up top. | |
| We're in his health. | |
| Yeah, back up. | |
| Just let me deal with D.Va. | |
| Don't even worry about her. | |
| Time to drink up! | |
| I got D.Va matched every day of the week. | |
| This is behind. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I got visor! | |
| D.Va coming to me! | |
| D.Va coming to me! | |
| She missed the bomb because she sucks. | |
| She's weak! | |
| She's weak! | |
| Nitos, you didn't need to pop that but that's fine. | |
| Nah, that works. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I got Visor for next fight. | |
| Honestly, yeah, um... | |
| Nah, he didn't need to pop that consuming. | |
| Yeah, no, it's okay, though. | |
| We got three alts, and... | |
| No, no, no, you gotta let them know when they do stupid shit. | |
| That was trash. | |
| Don't do that again. | |
| We won that fight, clearly. | |
| There was no need to pop that. | |
| Now the Visor's gonna be weaker on the next one. | |
| Uh, if you use Visor with our... | |
| Tracer trying to flank, he's coming. | |
| He's coming behind already. | |
| Watch up top Do not let me die Do not let me die! | |
| You sorry fucking healers?! | |
| It's three?! | |
| What the fuck, man?! | |
| We had the advantage and you fucking faggots still let me die! | |
| I'm sorry as fuck! | |
| Fucking sorry! | |
| We had the advantage and you fucking faggots let me die still! | |
| Fucking terrible man! | |
| You fucking faggots are looking I can run! | |
| *gunshot* Get the tracers by- I'm here. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Lucio weak! | |
| Oh, Mei here! | |
| Mei here! | |
| Mei behind us! | |
| Consume weak! | |
| Mei behind. | |
| Get the Mei, please. | |
| Get the fucking me bro I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go Overtime what the fuck? | |
| Who's on point? | |
| Get that faggot off point! | |
| He's not weak enough. | |
| Kuriko, Kuriko on point, 1 HP, bitch. | |
| Tracer? | |
| Tracer, bubbled. | |
| She's weak, and Zarya, Jarya, Tracer, last one. | |
| Zarya won, Tracer dead. | |
| Let the Kizune guide you! | |
| Main dead, get fucked, bitch! | |
| Fucking kids suck! | |
| That shouldn't have been so much of a struggle. | |
| Needles, never let someone else take Moira ever again. | |
| Because you suck with Kariko, nigga. | |
| I'll be honest with you. | |
| Bro, I have more heals than her. | |
| I was on the tank. | |
| That's why you died that one time. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| That kid sucks. | |
| That kid fucking sucks. | |
| Don't let anybody else take Moira, bro. | |
| I can play Anna and Lucio. | |
| If anybody knows how to play good Ryan, Lucio can be good. | |
| I ain't gonna lie, bro. | |
| I did like 15,000 damage. | |
| You didn't even have barely half of that. | |
| You got to put more pressure on them, bro. | |
| I don't know what you're doing. | |
| But, yeah. | |
| Genji is not really about damage. | |
| It's more about finishes. | |
| No, I understand that. | |
| We had almost identical kills. | |
| Yeah, but you have to damage. | |
| Like... | |
| Yeah, I mean, you're right, but... | |
| Everything had concealed. | |
| What the fu- Yo Crash, give me soldier bro. | |
| You're not in there team chat. | |
| Oh yeah, let's go into team, my bad. | |
| Yo Crash, give me the soldier bro. | |
| If you want to win, give me the soldier. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yo, uh, Exidio, fix your mic, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck is going with it, man. | |
| I hear a bunch of static in the back. | |
| You got a poverty mic, man. | |
| Like, it sounds like a TV's on in your background or some shit like that. | |
| I'll see what I can do. | |
| Goddamn, that's annoying. | |
| Yeah, just mute your shit, man. | |
| Just mute your shit. | |
| That shit is annoying as fuck, man. | |
| Damn! - Let's do this shit. | |
| Oh, they got a Widow. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| And a Junker Queen. | |
| I'm a little late. | |
| I had a fucking piss. | |
| Oh. | |
| A taste of poison. | |
| Widow's weak in the back. | |
| Watch out, Widow in the back. | |
| Widow's weak in the back. | |
| I'm not gonna lie, this Junker's gonna be a problem if we can't get like... | |
| She's dead, she's dead, she's sorry. | |
| Yeah, target, nice. | |
| Left side, McCree. | |
| Mercy dead! | |
| Moira. | |
| Careful, uh, back. | |
| Widow running? | |
| 31 31 I was now where I was running for that Widowmaker, top middle. | |
| Top left, right? | |
| Zarya, Zarya, Zarya! | |
| Zarya, Zarya, Zarya! | |
| You talk right here I'm sure from the side Zarya Sorry and McCree Three dad Let me kill this I should die bro. | |
| You guys only got one healer All right, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm not feeling I can throw bulbs. | |
| Come back, come back, come back. | |
| I got you. | |
| Come back come back come back. | |
| I Got the mercy fucking I got my They don't have they don't have Widowmaker We can push on the whole lessons go go go mercy. | |
| Oh she did What shot on the mayor you fucking faggots me May one shot in the back! | |
| May one shot in the f***g back! | |
| Let's run you, Tracer! | |
| She just used her ult here. | |
| Mercy one shot! | |
| Mercy died. | |
| Right here. | |
| Just blow through her bubble. | |
| Fuck her bubble. | |
| These kids on the other team are fucking terrible. | |
| I'm not losing these fucking faggots. | |
| Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait. | |
| Wait until they're clumped up, okay? | |
| So if we get below bridge here... | |
| You know... | |
| Well, then... | |
| Macriana Bridge, Macriana Bridge. | |
| Win meg. | |
| That's not good. | |
| I tried to block that. | |
| Yeah, run, run. | |
| We lost that fight. | |
| We lost that fight. | |
| They used how many alts? | |
| Two? | |
| McCree and... | |
| They're gonna have Blizzard. | |
| No, I think there's one. | |
| They're gonna have Blizzard. | |
| Yeah, they use High Noon and they use Zariel. | |
| So, they're gonna have... | |
| They're gonna have Blizzard soon. | |
| Mercy in the back week To break we break that your dad is Nice. | |
| Oh, they're all anti. | |
| What's on that? | |
| Yeah, during this next team battle, just the enemy. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| You already know where they're gonna come from. | |
| They're gonna come from up top right. | |
| I'm... | |
| Soldier honestly, if you stay back, I'll uh... | |
| They got Arisa, they got Arisa now, they got Arisa. | |
| Alright, that changes the world. | |
| Come on point. | |
| Back. | |
| Get ready to give it to Boat! | |
| Give Boat the nano soon! | |
| I need help on point, help on point, help on point! | |
| Push in, push in, push in! | |
| I got that brig. | |
| I'm going after they're fucking up for a sucker. | |
| Eating her ass. | |
| Watch out for the Mercy. | |
| She ran, she ran! | |
| We're on point alone with Mei. | |
| We need help here. | |
| Mercy's dead. | |
| Oh, Mei's on point? | |
| Okay. | |
| Is it just Mei? | |
| Come back, come back. | |
| Point, point, point, point, point. | |
| Yeah, behind me. | |
| Dead. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Barricades moving up. | |
| We don't have any healers. | |
| Fight back! | |
| Fight back! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Ooh, she ulted that? | |
| It's crazy. | |
| Okay, that's a good way to revolt. | |
| Target break here. | |
| That's important. | |
| Break one, break one! | |
| Yeah, I saw that. | |
| I'm gonna kick it, Twirlow. | |
| Arisa Leak! | |
| Fucking her up, dead! | |
| Breakdown, let's go! | |
| Mercy on him! | |
| Mercy, mercy, mercy! | |
| Back here McCree. | |
| Four dead on their team, let's go! | |
| Five dead about to be right now! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| You fucking fat Chinese whore! | |
| Careful. | |
| Come here, Mei! | |
| Yeah, there is a person. | |
| Careful. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| Just watch, uh, where was she? | |
| To the left? | |
| Or? | |
| Yeah, she ran, she ran back for the help back home. | |
| I'm pro-lessons for this fight. | |
| She's on top, she's on top. | |
| Thanks, push in, push in. | |
| She probably has more of me. | |
| Go, go, go, go, go. | |
| I pro lessons on you I'm frozen though. | |
| She just... | |
| I can't, I can't. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| She used mail and I got froze. | |
| Okay. | |
| Look at me! | |
| Bring the fuck away! | |
| I'm making their life a living hell right now. | |
| I'm just shooting them from the back. | |
| You're alone though. | |
| You're alone for the rest of them. | |
| Fuck! | |
| So much pressure on them just now man This is really lit. | |
| Oh Aw, can we get Riss in here? | |
| Please. | |
| Nice base bomb. | |
| Trying to heal you. | |
| Trying to heal you. | |
| Arissa's lit. | |
| Run after break here. | |
| Go go go go go She's off again, bro She got ult so fucking quick. | |
| Yo, yo, yo, Mercy one shot! | |
| McCree running! | |
| McCree weak, running! | |
| I'm gonna go up here and just meet on bridge. | |
| Yeah, meet on bridge. | |
| Is that time? | |
| I got healpad over here! | |
| Oh, I'm better. | |
| Space, Flop, Sebastian. | |
| That's annoying. | |
| Kneeling, kneeling, kneeling. | |
| Yeah, run away. | |
| Hardcore Bastion. | |
| Target Bastion as much as you can. | |
| Oh he's lit. | |
| He's getting pocketed back there for mercy. | |
| "Rendor to my will" Nearly here Mhm "Arisa, we get shit!" "Roth solo" "Good shit, McCree, you won back there?" "Nice, did you get McCree?" I'm with your needles, let's go, let's go, let's go, these faggots suck! | |
| Mercy's alone right here, Mercy's alone right here. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Not anymore, nice. | |
| They got fucked up man, those kids. | |
| Oh shit, gold 4. | |
| Pick your Qs. | |
| Let's go, gold 4. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, let's see here. | |
| We got Damian Rochester says, I put $12,000 into crypto since June when I first found you guys. | |
| Now my portfolio has doubled to $22,000. | |
| Without you, I would have never even gotten to crypto and you're a legend made. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Credit 855. | |
| Bro, that's what's up, man. | |
| Making that money, baby. | |
| Cesar2Bucks says, the kids on the other team are so trash they wouldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| And then, let's see. | |
| Just woke up seeing y'all still live. | |
| Live was like watching a little kid on Christmas morning. | |
| Rape train goes on. | |
| Facts, you know what time it is, bro. | |
| We're going to rape these faggots. | |
| They suck. | |
| Alright, let me. | |
| Trying to find a way. | |
| You know what? | |
| We can just go do a custom game while we wait Someone needs to fill this saddle We don't need that, we don't need that, yeah I'm gonna go do a custom game while we wait We can just go do a custom game while we wait | |
| I'm gonna go do a custom game while we wait | |
| We can just go do a custom game while we wait | |
| I'm trying to find a way guys to fix this sound thing. | |
| No one can hide from my sight. | |
| Hmm. | |
| How are you going, team? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| How's it going? | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock gang. | |
| Stay away! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| Let's destroy these faggots. | |
| What the fuck are they coming off? | |
| So they have a Ashe and a Ramp. | |
| Shield's about to break! | |
| Shield's about to break! | |
| We got the advantage. | |
| Here's the final one. | |
| Dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Get this Moira on the left. | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| And Reaper, too. | |
| Reaper, telephone. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on, point. | |
| You guys go. | |
| Oh, I fucked up. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Moira behind maybe? | |
| Nah, they ran. | |
| They ran. | |
| They ran. | |
| Did they? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I saw him teleport, I didn't see where. | |
| Watch the charge With your own There you go. | |
| I'll just kind of create space. | |
| Nice, nice, nice, nice. | |
| These kids are getting fucked. | |
| Oh wait, nobody's on point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Here, I'm on it. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| I'm on it, healers. | |
| Help the Ryan. | |
| Help the Ryan. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| There's the enemy! | |
| Yeah, I gotta keep the team on it. | |
| Watch the pins. | |
| I'm gonna pop cold lessons here. | |
| We're one are going running to win going Reaper behind us And Tracer can a one You guys You know how kind of rape rape her? | |
| Yeah, I beat the fuck out raper I'm working on breaking the shield I Nice, good shit, Ryan. | |
| Nice pull, buddy. | |
| This is how you do it. | |
| I'm healing you, I'm healing you. | |
| Now that's how you run. | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| but I did get him. | |
| Die. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| We might have to back up. | |
| You got no DPS right now. | |
| You got no DPS right now. | |
| Nah, that's what I was like. | |
| They're not near us yet. | |
| We're chillin'. | |
| They're probably hidin'. | |
| They're Ryan's fuckin' ass. | |
| We're behind. | |
| We're dead nuts. | |
| We're alone, Ryan. | |
| I might get fucked by Tracer here. | |
| How about Ryan? | |
| How about Ryan? | |
| I got you, I got you! | |
| Aw, fuck. | |
| He got pinned. | |
| Fuck, he's won though. | |
| Nah, he got hit. | |
| Point, point, point. | |
| Stick point, stick point. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Okay, there it's good. | |
| Watch that. | |
| Aw, fuck. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| You had so much potential. | |
| Ease the crap. | |
| What the fuck was that? | |
| They're rindish ass. | |
| Motherfucker does not know how to play rind. | |
| Those kids got fucking green pies. | |
| The show goes off! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here You're telling me that guys gold one slash season Them roasting their Anna Guys give me once in the chat if the audio is good Give me ones in the chat if the audio is good. | |
| I'm gonna go around again if it's... | |
| depending on who they have, I might hot swap real quick. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I have a feeling they might go dive. | |
| I'm sorry or some shit. | |
| Sound effects are loud as fuck? | |
| Okay. | |
| Good. | |
| That's what I want. | |
| They are loud as fuck. | |
| I wonder if they'll go like Bastion. | |
| That's what I would do, honestly. | |
| He melts me. | |
| So if they have a Bastion, definitely fucking focus his ass. | |
| Attackers incoming! | |
| Attack to poison! | |
| Gahanzo? | |
| He won't save! | |
| Yup, called it. | |
| Target the Bastion. | |
| I'm a hard watch the move for Drop down if you need heals for me Bastion right now. | |
| I have no shield. | |
| Heal your... | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm swapping. | |
| Ana dead, Ana dead, Ana dead. | |
| Winnable, winnable, winnable. Bastion low, Bastion low, Bastion low. | |
| Nice. | |
| Over there. | |
| Good hold, good hold, good hold. | |
| Oh, good shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| I don't know who I go here. | |
| I could counter hog. | |
| Yeah, I'll counter hog and try and pull Bastion in if he's just fitting her. | |
| Do you guys I'm going up there. | |
| I'm not giving you heals. | |
| Oh, I hate that shit for you. | |
| Fucking face to you, dude. | |
| Ash fucked up in the back there. | |
| Go in, Ryan. | |
| Not Ryan, but okay. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Go ahead and hug your floor. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| That's right here. | |
| Nice. | |
| Aw, he might boot me off the fucking map here. | |
| No, he's asterisk. | |
| Yeah, stun him out of the healing, let's go. | |
| Careful. | |
| Hold on, let me see if I can get a nasty hook real quick. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's better. | |
| Hugs coming up. | |
| Oh, I almost got him. | |
| Shit. | |
| Come free, soldier. | |
| Run, run, run, run, run. | |
| Ah, shit, too late. | |
| Bro, they were so mad, bro. | |
| They were hating me up there. | |
| Aug is up top. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| I got you. | |
| I knew it was the gameplan day. | |
| Buddy, he's got lessons here. | |
| Aw, I'm fucking dead. | |
| Wow. | |
| I got him off. | |
| I got him off for some time. | |
| I'm coming back with code lessons. | |
| It's okay. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Let me put you a little bit of this one. | |
| And then we can still hold. | |
| If you think, yeah. | |
| Yeah, we can definitely still hold. | |
| But definitely group up first. | |
| That's what I want to know. | |
| Yeah, just going with code lessons. | |
| Oh, motherfucker. | |
| Oh, I'm contesting! | |
| Go, go, go, go, go, go! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I'm trying to heal you. | |
| Fuck, I couldn't heal you. | |
| Hug, hug, hug. | |
| The hog hooked me, bro. | |
| Get the hog. | |
| Can I see Anna in the back here? | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Eat her ass. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Good game. | |
| Good game, guys. | |
| Good shit, yo. | |
| The dude was in a chat the whole time, what the fuck? | |
| He's chillin' dude. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| God damn it, I was gonna talk shit to their tank, bro. | |
| He said he was better than me than got fucking... | |
| Nah, you were fucking him up, bro. | |
| You were fucking him up. | |
| Granted, I ain't gonna lie, we won the shield war every time because I just pegged that shit every time. | |
| Oh yeah, no. | |
| Pissing on his shield was great, dude. | |
| I don't know why they didn't go Bastion sooner. | |
| They just never counterswapped. | |
| Hmm Someone needs to kill this saddle So now I've become, I'm good at Ryan, Hogg, Orisa, or Mantra. | |
| I'm trying to have to like him at top 4 right now. | |
| You don't know when to quit. | |
| No one can hold me down. | |
| *cough* Enemies are over. | |
| You're out of coming. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Head in the cloud, put your grave down here. | |
| You know who's down? | |
| The best McCray I've ever seen, bro. | |
| Play this shit. - I'm just gonna do that wanted. - Ready for a knockout. | |
| I think I've seen him on YouTube. | |
| What is that melody? | |
| Oh, I hit them. | |
| What is that melody? | |
| What is that melody? | |
| No one can hold me down. | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| Don't stand here! | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| I could make yourself an easy target. | |
| Hold the move! | |
| Duplicating horror. | |
| Rocket barrage incoming! | |
| Here we go. | |
| I'll get good with McCree soon. | |
| I believe in you. | |
| I'll get back to my master level McCree soon. | |
| And I'm playing keyboard and mouse, so I'll get to it. | |
| Yeah, it's nice. | |
| We're on defense. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| over mantra here every soldier needs a cause Let's make this quick. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| Alright, let's flip these fagons off. | |
| Locked and loaded. | |
| Who's ready to get this done? | |
| Alright, let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Are you finished? | |
| She'll be level, we'll see. | |
| They might have a winner or a Hanzo. | |
| Nope, okay. | |
| We definitely have a fucking Ash. | |
| Okay, yeah, yeah. | |
| Targeted his ass. | |
| E overextended to get his ass. | |
| Okay, he ran. | |
| He's weak, he's weak. | |
| He could die, he could die. | |
| I'm also really fucked right now. | |
| He's got no shield, but he does have charge. | |
| Can we get that Ash? | |
| We need to target that Ash. | |
| Slash Pharah. | |
| No DPS are going to be problems. | |
| I got the Rhine. | |
| You guys should be able to hold that up. | |
| A lot of heals. | |
| Use your orb, dude. | |
| Or your damage orb. | |
| Your damage orb gives you charge, so... | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Hamther's gonna be a little annoying a bitch. | |
| The anti-heels fucking annoying Redeploying Objective What the fair one shot Oh my god man | |
| Watch out for hamsters The fuck out here I pull us into your side | |
| You know where she gets out? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Careful, the ass is fucking you from the right. | |
| What's the bomb? | |
| That's fucking weird. | |
| I see. | |
| I got her. | |
| Are they up top? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, up top. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Okay. | |
| Just mute him. | |
| Yo, push it behind the payload! | |
| Behind the payload! | |
| I got slapped. | |
| Barrels on the floor. | |
| You're a good finish. | |
| How the fuck did I f- bro I faded. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| - Oh, man. | |
| There's more of them than us. - Ash is weak. - Fiotic. - I will give you shelter. | |
| - Ash is weak. - Ash is low as shit. | |
| Oh, no way she's out here. | |
| Bro, fuck. | |
| okay that's fine. | |
| Ash is weak again. | |
| Ash is weak again. | |
| I'm coming so much There's a more in the right room. | |
| Yeah, no, I got her out. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I'm slept. | |
| I want to draw the Anna's sleep out, because I don't want to use my ult gear and then get fucking slept two seconds in. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Okay. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Tracer here. | |
| Tracer back left. | |
| We're in the back Like I'm here but says yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm like, I'm either going schizophrenic or... | |
| Not for ulting you, bruh. | |
| That's wild. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hello? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Tracer recalled. | |
| I'm slept here, unfortunately. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Are you gonna do this? | |
| Tracer? | |
| Running around? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I didn't hear Tank is throwing. | |
| He is. | |
| 100%. | |
| But that's not my problem at this point. | |
| I think it's because they were talking mad shit to him. | |
| He was just like, okay, fuck this. | |
| Wow. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| I'm not complaining. | |
| Just shake a point and we win. | |
| Here, back up the ass of spots. | |
| Hurts. | |
| yep fancy watch out I've got you I think he's gonna kill me first This is a pretty bad thing Hold out a little longer Hands down | |
| My power, Evan That warms the bones Stop! | |
| Do something! | |
| We will shield you Right now Our enemies are pro- Just like all the bones Easy enough. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to one. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| *cough* *cough* *cough* | |
| Castling me, baby. | |
| *cough* *cough* *cough* Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I'm gonna do some fun shit. | |
| Just take around for a second if we are actually... | |
| Who's ready to get this done? | |
| I wouldn't change a thing we did here. | |
| Every battle makes me stronger. | |
| Follow my lead. | |
| I've been through more of these than I can count. | |
| Let's cook this shit real quick. | |
| Not me getting slapped. | |
| No Hold up I'll be right back You know | |
| What's the matter? | |
| Take your poison Give me the food I have a clear point Let it turn the objective Just saying No Behind you! | |
| Behind you! | |
| Alright! | |
| Are we gonna actually just win this shit and be over with this, man? | |
| I know this kid's throwing and everything, but it's like, come on, man. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| What are you dying? | |
| Bro, the West is just in the back of my way. | |
| Did you tell me that's one fucking monkey is murdering you? | |
| Monkey won. | |
| Wow, this life leaver keeps saving him. | |
| Step round, fall, I'm getting ready. | |
| Kill this idiot, bro. | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| Now, watch out for Bastion all over here. | |
| Yup. | |
| Alright, he ain't get nobody. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's push in. | |
| They got no tank. | |
| Bastion, we got there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Got him. | |
| Three gone, three gone. | |
| That window is crazy. | |
| Okay, that's late work. | |
| I'm killing you guys. | |
| I'm healing, I'm healing you. | |
| Winston ulted, careful behind you. | |
| No. | |
| Did he die? | |
| Watch out that bad. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| We can try to get field, you're going! | |
| I got a spin. | |
| Ah! | |
| Objective A captured. | |
| You can spot the payload. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Target bash. | |
| Oh yes. | |
| I hope we do that. | |
| Really, thank you. | |
| How are you doing this, man? | |
| I'm gonna take you on Kuro! - I'm gonna take you on, Kuro! | |
| "Enemy in sight!" "Life labor back here" "Up top, life counter" "Malty" | |
| "Oh, you're fucking sweet" "That's fine" "Get ready for the ship!" Watch out, soldier. | |
| He's just gonna monkey you. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| You guys just win it. | |
| Just win it. | |
| Keep pushing. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| I ulted. | |
| Monkey ult. | |
| Okay, I thought of it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just trolling up. | |
| That was a waste of time. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Let me fucking report that kid so we don't get him on our team. | |
| Actually, not report him. | |
| My bad, that's for Falcons. | |
| Let me avoid him. | |
| What was his gamertag again? | |
| It was like Abdul or some shit? | |
| I know it was... | |
| What was it, Nut? | |
| Nut something? | |
| I found him. | |
| It's a wild name, I know that. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I don't know, it's half blue. | |
| Martin, is your aim as good in real life is your aim as good in real life as it is in the game? | |
| You have that Stefan Paddock accuracy. | |
| Thanks, Cesar. | |
| Cesar says, Yo, Myron, do you like to play a soldier because it reminds you of shooting Mexican aliens at the border? | |
| No, sir. | |
| This is fucking God, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Heh, cool. | |
| I'm sure on that. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| It's a moon. | |
| I'm sure! | |
| *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears | |
| throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| This should be interesting. | |
| Just another day in the office. | |
| Just another day in the office. | |
| Watch for their weaknesses and strike. | |
| Alright, let's do this shit. | |
| I think I found a go-between, guys. | |
| I'm gonna push the talk to fix the echo. | |
| Yeah, that works. | |
| Maybe that'll work. | |
| It can't be as bad. | |
| Just remember to push it. | |
| So, Genji, Ana... | |
| I'm coming up here. | |
| We also have Rematha. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Yanji! | |
| Sh*t, he has me. | |
| Unigodly, I'm gonna help you. | |
| I also feel more of you. | |
| Yanji is in fear. | |
| Ah, we lost our mercy. | |
| Alright. | |
| Genji behind us! | |
| Ramachur one! | |
| Ramachur one! | |
| Got him. | |
| Genji behind me. | |
| Out there. | |
| I don't know why she's going up there when the Genji's pushing. | |
| Genji up top. | |
| Are you in the remaster here? | |
| Reggie dead. | |
| That's the remaster. | |
| I'm sure Ash has seen her shit head. | |
| Ash is low. | |
| And there's just pocketing him. | |
| Benji right side. | |
| He wants to die. | |
| We're making yourself an easy target. | |
| Rematra, half. | |
| Rematra, we fucked. | |
| Oh no, I'm stuck on the fucking... | |
| Yenji blade coming. | |
| Got him. | |
| Got him. | |
| They're popping ults for no reason. | |
| Anna right here. | |
| I get their support. | |
| We're not supposed to fall over. | |
| Combine the shield. | |
| Nice. | |
| Good shit. | |
| My Amy's ass? | |
| Okay. | |
| Always one. | |
| Got him. | |
| I've shot. | |
| I can't break a break of me. | |
| *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* Watch him get fucking whacked here. | |
| *cough* *cough* McCree, can you back up? | |
| They're like, hold an off angle, not just the Nass angle. | |
| Also, Ashe is gonna out, like, every day of the week. | |
| What the fuck is off? | |
| Winston, Winston, Winston one! | |
| Uh, nah, he's bad. | |
| Uh, I could- I need help, I need help. | |
| Denji one! | |
| Oh, he's one, he's one over there, man! | |
| He got healed. | |
| I'm witching McCree, I'm witching on this Ash. | |
| He's lit. | |
| Nice. | |
| These guys fucking suck. | |
| Get off the map. | |
| I don't want you to get fucking whacked my ass and just die. | |
| Watch Monkey. | |
| I'm beating the fuck out of Monkey. | |
| Careful, careful. | |
| You know, I'm good. | |
| I'm not gonna... | |
| I'm not retarded like all of the things I was playing. | |
| That's pretty good, though. | |
| Is he going in here? | |
| Nice Get on them, bro. | |
| They hit from me. | |
| They didn't want this fucking cat. | |
| They didn't want the heat! | |
| Had to get out the fucking kitchen. | |
| Who's dick fart? | |
| Cough. | |
| Is that one of us? | |
| In chat. | |
| It's because I have the steam. | |
| It's Funky Monk. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| I see his steam name. | |
| It's Dickfart69420. | |
| Yo, can you faggots, can you faggots? | |
| Oh, faggots. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| Yo! | |
| Yo, can you fags, uh, can you fags hear me? | |
| Can you fags hear me? | |
| Can you fags hear me? | |
| I Guess I can go remaster again so pressure Does it what go commencing Very white fever | |
| *Gunshot* Thanks. | |
| I'm enduring all their attention, so you're looking for those. | |
| Then he's on the wall or something? | |
| Damn, okay. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Yo, can you guys hear me? | |
| Devour the strongest enemy. | |
| Yo, can you guys... | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| *laughs* That's fine. | |
| Genji is low. | |
| Transporting the payload. | |
| I swear to fucking Christ. | |
| Oh my god, he got out. | |
| Murder is warning. | |
| Where the fuck is he going? | |
| The monster's low. | |
| Yo, yo, yo, yo. | |
| Where are you getting hit from? | |
| Was he just behind? | |
| It was a ganja behind. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I went in and got the remaster. | |
| We're keep pressuring here. | |
| Buy these coalescence on you? | |
| You can push it if you want. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| Upside here, Moira. | |
| He hacked. | |
| He's behind. | |
| This and now He's one I've seen Thomas That's okay. | |
| I have one. | |
| Drop down. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh. | |
| Can't please half. | |
| Just stick in a close clump real quick. | |
| And just do a final push out. | |
| Use ults. | |
| Use Kitsune. | |
| We got that, yeah. | |
| That's easy. | |
| He also altered. | |
| But I have full essence. | |
| healing We're matches low as shit Nice. | |
| Nice game. | |
| Good shit. | |
| GG's. | |
| Good shit, yo. | |
| Yeah, yo, yo. | |
| Yo. | |
| Needles with a play of game? | |
| Crazy. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo, can you faggots hear me? | |
| Can you faggots hear me? | |
| Yo, can you almost hear me now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, I don't know what the fuck happened there. | |
| I don't know what the fuck happened. | |
| Now you guys can hear me. | |
| My shit, like I fucked my shit up while I was playing. | |
| Yeah, I was wondering. | |
| I was like, he's real fucking quiet. | |
| We're on a winning streak right now, too, so we're getting extra shit. | |
| Yeah, chat, what's the record right now, guys? | |
| What's the record, guys? | |
| Someone in the chat has been keeping track of how many games we've won and lost. | |
| Come on, chat. | |
| What do we have now? | |
| Since I've been playing, I think we've only lost two. | |
| But we've won at least, like, five, I think? | |
| Four or five? | |
| Yeah, I really hope the fuckin' silver isn't on our team. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I've never been more ready for adventure. | |
| Are you finished? | |
| Shall we do this together? | |
| You're mistaken. | |
| I'm working. | |
| Much lies in store. | |
| Let us see to it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Join team. | |
| Have the light. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's wreck these scrubs. | |
| Dr. Queen? | |
| She's already on the left. | |
| We might need a beautiful uh... | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Where the fuck did she go? | |
| Mmhmm. | |
| Where are we, gunpoint? | |
| Where is one, Frank? | |
| Lightweaver one, where are weak? | |
| I'm on the Junker Queen, got her! | |
| Heel, heel gun. | |
| I got him, I got him by the Junker. | |
| Are you serious? | |
| He's being a sh*t. | |
| Junker at right side. | |
| Junker at weak, Junker at weak on the right! | |
| Do you follow them? | |
| I'm gonna go back up a little. | |
| We'll back up a little. | |
| There you go. | |
| They're flicking on the left side, Tracer. | |
| Bionics to flow. | |
| Holy God. | |
| Such a taste of poison. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Tracer one. | |
| Got her. | |
| Tracer back. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Honestly, it turned out better than I thought it would. | |
| Chumcrat, to the left. | |
| Nice, we got Bob. | |
| Nice. | |
| Chumcrat, we're here. | |
| That Chumcrat. | |
| Fuck off, Lifeweaver. | |
| I can do that too. | |
| Oh shit, Lifeweaver. | |
| Childish I'm gonna die here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're jump rats doing a lot of damage. | |
| Lifeweaver 1, left side. | |
| 4-1. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Oh, you're goodbye. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* That's okay, I guess, though. | |
| *laughs* You get back quick. | |
| Yeah, we take that, that's fine. | |
| I need healing. | |
| Ash is a dumbass. | |
| She really is. | |
| Time for the reckoning. | |
| I'm on the Junker Queen, I'm trying to get her! | |
| Yeah, that Junker is just sitting back there. | |
| Watch the Junker Queen, she's been pulled. | |
| Got a red side died. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| We're on the right, we're on the right! | |
| We're on the right! | |
| We're on the right! | |
| Life, shi-rit, bofong shi-rit! | |
| Surrender to my world. | |
| Pyroids one! | |
| Jump round on point! Jump round on point, we! | |
| I got him. | |
| Oh, monkey, monkey, monkey. | |
| Yeah, I'm ulting. | |
| Healing on point, heals on point. | |
| Oh shit, I was on point. | |
| Bob, easy, lightworker. | |
| I've stood up, bitch hit. | |
| Moira? | |
| Moira behind. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Let's fucking go, baby. | |
| I might have been wrong about her Ashe. | |
| She's probably not the Iron 2. | |
| We will not lose this battle if we fight as one. | |
| Alright guys, I'm gonna be a huge faggot. | |
| I'm gonna sit on the high ground behind them, okay? | |
| No, that works. | |
| Like, uh, not behind them, sorry. | |
| From, like, our side. | |
| This should be quick. | |
| Which map is it? | |
| It's not the well. | |
| No, no, no, this isn't the well. | |
| This is the one where the point is outside. | |
| This is the side one. | |
| I'm so gonna try this one. | |
| I'm gonna go to the far right and try to hook someone off real quick. | |
| Yeah, uh life weaver fucking grab me if I'm going to die here With a mercy on point hog with a mercy on point right now, there's I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you Hog. | |
| Jump right on point, jump right on point, one shot, jump right on point, one shot. | |
| Yeah, I hooked him. | |
| Nice. | |
| Fight him Hog, fight him, fight him, fight him. | |
| Hog on point weak, Hog on point weak. | |
| Hog on point weak. | |
| Hog on point Oh, she's got Lifeweaver! | |
| Ash up top. | |
| Careful. | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| Fields online. | |
| Here he comes! | |
| That's really annoying. | |
| Watch out for the hug. | |
| Yeah, Hog is trying to come in. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of him, though. | |
| Hog, Junkrat, watch them. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Nice. | |
| No way! | |
| He survived! | |
| Oh, he got Life Leaver, didn't he? | |
| No way, bro. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Damn, he's so lucky dude. | |
| Oh, he got saved. he got saved. | |
| Junk here. | |
| I don't want my pain here. | |
| I don't know how the fuck we didn't take that man. | |
| Oh, he hooked you up. | |
| F ult. | |
| I'm gonna just ult him off the map real quick. | |
| Well, he probably has ult too, though. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna stay on the high ground again and just keep shooing them. | |
| Okay, Rode has ult. | |
| Careful. | |
| Hop down if you need yours. | |
| Guys, three of them are looking at me right now. | |
| Three of them are looking at me. | |
| I might need your ult here. | |
| Yeah, I'm wrong Another tank Let's try to regroup and push him to this last fight *Sigh* How the fuck are we not taking this, man? | |
| Hog is just hooking me up, and then when I hook him up... | |
| Yeah, let's go left side, let's go left side. | |
| Yeah, Light Cleaver keeps saving me. | |
| Watch the hook. | |
| I have all your ashes out. | |
| Push into right, 82. | |
| I need heals, man. | |
| Go, go, go, go, go! | |
| Asher's shooting you guys from the side. | |
| Asher's shooting you guys from the side. | |
| Crap. | |
| Mercy's one, Mercy's one. | |
| Mercy's still weak on point. | |
| Bro, this hog is a fucking god. | |
| Apparently. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| I've got you in my face. | |
| Bro, what the fuck was that, man? | |
| Score. | |
| One to one Our ass didn't do shit that round you It was trying. | |
| Should've went Reaper or some shit like that to fight on point. | |
| I'll see this matter resolved. | |
| Alright, we got on this one. | |
| Lifeweaver, if you can save your pull for someone hooked. | |
| Cause if they get hooked, like, you can pull them out. | |
| It cancels it. | |
| I know. | |
| Pain is inevitable. | |
| There they come. | |
| I'm gonna shoot. | |
| Rodehunt is already weak. | |
| We've already heard the entire life weaver week on the right life Lifeweaver, weak on the right. | |
| Roadhog in that room. | |
| Roadhog in that room, weak. | |
| Hog to the right, weak as fuck. | |
| Oh, Hog is one, Hog is one. | |
| Can we get him? | |
| Yeah, I got him. | |
| Yeah, I got him. | |
| Mercy, Mercy trying to rest Roadhog. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Just walked in and rest him. | |
| Kill him. | |
| Junkrat on the right! | |
| Junkrat on the right! | |
| Spamming! | |
| Junkrat behind us! | |
| Blast the hook! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thank you! | |
| I need heal super! | |
| Did he heal but he's one? | |
| Bust the Mercy, don't let her rez. | |
| Fuck you, Mercy. | |
| I knew her play and just countered her so bad. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Ash is one. | |
| Need health? | |
| Yeah, no, uh, their Mercy tries to revive a lot, so I'm just gonna save my, uh, my, uh, spear for her. | |
| I got visor, I got visor. | |
| We gotta bash it now. | |
| Bro, it is. | |
| One shot Always for me fucking gills ass ass left side We just need to win one fight | |
| I know, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Just regroup here. | |
| Just wait. | |
| Oh, they have a ball now. | |
| Yeah, we should be able to win this. | |
| Oh, they have a ball? | |
| That's a wild swap. | |
| They have Lucio, though. | |
| Ash one! | |
| I am not getting booed by you, Lucio. | |
| Go fuck your shit. | |
| Help her. | |
| Help her McCree. | |
| Ash one over here. | |
| Ash one on the left. | |
| Let's get her. | |
| I don't know where the fuck she went. | |
| Lucio weak! | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Lucio one on point! | |
| Good kill! | |
| I got Bob in the well. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| I love booping Bob into the well so he doesn't hurt me. | |
| Fucking go, man. | |
| We fucked those faggots up. | |
| They're trash. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Good shit, yo. | |
| Alright, the win streak is beginning, baby. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Gold three, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Good shit, yo. | |
| Gold three. | |
| Shout out to all my ninjas who are watching on Twitter. | |
| We got... | |
| 4,700 y'all niggas watching. | |
| Yo, shout out to you guys. | |
| We got another 2,000 of you guys watching on fucking Rumble. | |
| So, bro, for all you guys that are watching, we're bringing back Toxic Gaming, faggots. | |
| And as you guys can see here, I got that aim even on the game right now. | |
| And just so y'all know, I've just been playing keyboard and mouse for about three weeks now. | |
| So I'm getting better. | |
| Keyboard and mouse is definitely supreme. | |
| Let's match the race, bro. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Activating self-destruct sequence. | |
| my will my will There's smoke there's fire! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Let's mess up the party! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Taking care of the fire. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Activating status of flames. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| It's happening. | |
| Draw! | |
| Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire! | |
| You tangled with the wrong man. | |
| Step right up. | |
| I'm really feeling it. | |
| Step right up. | |
| We're bringing back toxic gaming, faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| A lot of people? | |
| You guys are probably wondering, yo, Myron, why'd you get back into gaming? | |
| I got back into gaming because dudes are faggots, okay? | |
| The people that play video games nowadays are fucking homosexuals. | |
| So guess what? | |
| I'm here to bring back toxic gaming. | |
| Right? | |
| God, this shit. | |
| These fucking Twitch streamers are fucking fags. | |
| They're simps. | |
| They're losers. | |
| The girls that play suck. | |
| We got way more female gamers nowadays. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| These bitches need to be in a kitchen somewhere. | |
| I don't know why they're on fucking Overwatch when they should be Overwatching a kitchen somewhere. | |
| Shit's getting crazy. | |
| Right? | |
| So I'm bringing Toxic Nicky Gaming back, baby. | |
| Let's go into team chat, faggots. | |
| Now you will see how war can be waged and won. | |
| Okay, I can tell you that you don't play any other character but this fucker. | |
| 101 hours last season. | |
| Hey, hey, look bro, you're playing a nigger bitch, so shut up, faggot. | |
| Hey, hey, hey! | |
| Play your nigger bitch and shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| Alright? | |
| You're about to get carried. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| It's gonna be light work, guys. | |
| Watch this buttery smooth w right now. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We got Zarya. | |
| Yep. | |
| Try not to shoot her bubbles please. | |
| There's a sniper! | |
| Careful! | |
| They got a Widow, be careful. | |
| Fifth side. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| Yep, yep, yep. | |
| She's on the other side of the map. | |
| Don't get scared. | |
| Zarya half? | |
| Zarya low? | |
| Let us proceed. | |
| Oh, Moira weak on there too. | |
| Widow up top on the right. | |
| Genji on the right. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Help her side, help her side. | |
| Sorry I won, sorry I won. | |
| Sorry you're dead. | |
| Nice Mario dead. | |
| I know, she could die. | |
| I'm moving ahead. | |
| Widow, Widow, Widow! | |
| I'm with you guys. | |
| I told you buttery spoon, bro. | |
| That shit was light work. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Raping these fucking homosexuals in a butthole. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Toxta can make a game and we back! | |
| We talk shit when we play! | |
| Genji up top! | |
| Ransom right here. | |
| Oh, I got my Widow again. | |
| Engie's lit He's running Um my die here. | |
| Any deals? | |
| Oh, it's nice. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up back up back up. | |
| He did some love there. | |
| Healing healing Back out back out back out Back up! | |
| back up, back up, keep going, keep going, gotcha. | |
| Get this! | |
| Get this! | |
| She ulted that? | |
| Yeah, it's because the Widow sniped. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| That's what was crazy. | |
| It's okay, I heard... | |
| Our Zen hasn't done shit either. | |
| I believe in him to turn around, though, if he's not dogshit. | |
| They got walls! | |
| Damn, have you discorted a single person? | |
| Act like that, bro. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| Yo, Ace, can you at least go, like, chase her or something and fuck with the Widow? | |
| Got her! | |
| She's gone! | |
| I'm gonna actually really stay out of my way. | |
| I'll heal me. | |
| I'm vising, I'm vising, I'm vising. | |
| Give me a lot, give me a lot. | |
| Give me a lot. | |
| I'm not a hole. | |
| I'm showing Osaria. | |
| I'm supposed to Osaria. | |
| Osaria's gotta die, bro. | |
| He's got a nice shit, Needles. | |
| He died in a slab. | |
| I'm holding here. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Let's go, these guys are scared now. | |
| Now they're running. | |
| Come here! | |
| Right here, right here. | |
| I had to block that house game. | |
| Watch the sniper. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Xen, stay back. | |
| Xen, where the fuck are you going, bro? | |
| You're the slowest motherfucker out here. | |
| Get back here. | |
| Stay behind. | |
| Have coalescence for this fight. | |
| I got a heal right here on the corner for y'all. | |
| Go in, go in, go in. | |
| Okay, let's go, let's go! | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| I'm healing, I'm healing. | |
| What? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| She's won. | |
| She's won, she's won. | |
| Got it. | |
| I'm so dead. | |
| I can't even see his ass. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm coming back. | |
| I'm still fighting. | |
| That Zarya's mad that I fucked her up last time. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, please back up before you get head eyes. | |
| Someone top left. | |
| I'm sure top. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Top right. | |
| Top left. | |
| Heels on robot. | |
| Hell done robot. | |
| Hell done robot. | |
| Get this Zarya the fuck up out of our face man. | |
| She's sore. | |
| Shit bitch is chasing me. | |
| Bitch is really chasing me. | |
| Get this Zarya. | |
| Get this Zarya. | |
| All the way in her back line. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Hurry. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm back now. | |
| Enemy has the robot. | |
| Initiate search and rescue. | |
| They got a Hanzo now. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Honestly, I'm just gonna face tank their tank if... | |
| If you guys don't purely focus on their DPS, we win this. | |
| And back up here. | |
| Nice kill. | |
| Back left there, careful. | |
| I think it's a Hanzo. | |
| We're gonna try and get behind him. | |
| Just get on robot. | |
| Don't just... | |
| just... | |
| I got it. | |
| There you go, run! | |
| Can we throw one? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| We have a Kiriko and Widow up top. | |
| Widow. | |
| Widow up top, right there. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I'm on the robot. | |
| We're on the robot. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Because we need... | |
| About to have a visor. | |
| Okay, we're down. | |
| We're down healers. | |
| We're a healer. | |
| Oh, both healers are here. | |
| I don't see a nice work. | |
| 96th advisor. | |
| I'll call license. | |
| You pop it. | |
| Oh, I fucking died, bro. | |
| Yeah, Zarya's fucking melting me, dude. | |
| So it's our Hanzo that's just fitting me. | |
| Shut all, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| There's... | |
| Just group up, group up. | |
| I shouldn't pop that. | |
| We just have to hold on. | |
| The Zen never has Transcendence when he get hit with a grab, though. | |
| Does he? | |
| You got the Hanzo? | |
| Hanzo's a dumb fuck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just stay far, if you see Zarya, run away. | |
| Legitimately, just run away. | |
| She has no movement, and she's building her... | |
| ...get off, just melting off. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Moira, use her ability. | |
| Moira's dead. | |
| Yeah, so back up, back up. | |
| Don't let her build her laser. | |
| That's when she's melting. | |
| Go in. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| They're gonna be staggered. | |
| Finally, Ace is doing something. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Do they have... | |
| No, they have a... | |
| What's-her-face? | |
| They got Echo now. | |
| Reaper, Reaper on the left! | |
| Reaper left side. | |
| Chase him down, chase him down. | |
| Reaper on point. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| You're fucked bitch. | |
| Don't chase. | |
| There goes one. | |
| Echo, Reep on the back. | |
| Reeproot. | |
| Reeper on point. | |
| Myrtle one, Myrtle one! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Echo's dead. | |
| Any healing? | |
| No. | |
| I need healing. | |
| I got you. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Fucking roll these kids, bro. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Nice little buttery win, bro. | |
| That win streak's nice. | |
| 25%. | |
| The show goes up! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. | |
| We will continue to cream pie these faggots. | |
| They cannot stop us. | |
| I am single-handedly bringing back toxic nigga gaming. | |
| We're gonna go back to bullying people in the lobbies. | |
| We're gonna go back to talking shit. | |
| We're gonna go back to telling people they're trash. | |
| We're gonna go back to letting these faggots know that there is no safe space on the internet. | |
| As long as you're on the internet and you wanna play a game with me, I will talk shit to you if you're trash. | |
| We're over here bullying these faggots. | |
| It's either win or get bullied. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I got another grill of mine. | |
| We're going all night, baby! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes on! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! | |
| We ain't going nowhere! | |
| The beatings will continue on you fucking faggots! | |
| We are climbing! | |
| Road to champion! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Matter of fact, since we're here, Because we've been going all night, my friends. | |
| So you know what? | |
| It's only appropriate Matter of fact Neighbors are probably gonna get mad, but FUCK THEM! We're on the nitrate tonight, Alright faggots. | |
| The beaties will continue. | |
| Let's fucking go, faggots! | |
| What is bad at this? | |
| We do it all over here. | |
| We game. | |
| We shit on hoes. | |
| We help you niggas get in shape. | |
| We are the best. | |
| We're better than those other fucking streaming faggots that bring nothing to the table. | |
| I game and I destroy motherfuckers on this shit. | |
| And I still teach you niggas how to make money, how to get hoes, how to get in shape. | |
| We are diversified over here at Fresh and Fit, faggots. | |
| You know how time it is. | |
| We can't be stopped. | |
| We're number one, faggots. | |
| Wait, hold on, is this a guy from earlier? | |
| Yeah it is, he's about to get raped again. | |
| Yeah it is, it is. | |
| Light work. | |
| He's about to get raped again, let's fucking go! | |
| We've whooping his ass all night! | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| Prove it. | |
| I'm more entertaining than all these bitch-ass Twitch streamers that are over here too scared to tell women that they need to get off the fucking game and go back in the kitchen. | |
| Alright? | |
| Real nigga gaming! | |
| Alright? | |
| Join the team, Jeff-faggots! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one, capture the objective. | |
| Oscar Mike. | |
| Okay. | |
| Be careful. | |
| They might have a hog here or some bullshit like this, yo. | |
| Don't get booted off. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| They got deep. | |
| Alright, yeah, yeah. | |
| There's like three of them on the bridge. | |
| That's why. | |
| They got three hitscans and they're all on the bridge. | |
| Hey, D.Va, fuck. | |
| D.Va, fuck. | |
| D.Va, gone. | |
| D.Va, gone. | |
| They're chasing me, though. | |
| No, baby D.Va. | |
| They're soldier weak. | |
| Thank you. | |
| They're soldier weak. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Yo, three of them were shooting me, bro. | |
| Yeah, they got a lot of hitscan. | |
| Like, 90% of our fucking team's hitscan. | |
| Yeah. | |
| On point, on point, on point! | |
| Yeah, D.Va. | |
| Yo, these dudes are fucking just focusing so hard, man. | |
| Oh, I'm fucked here. | |
| They have a summon room. | |
| I tried to kill you, man. | |
| No, you're good. | |
| You're good. | |
| Nah. | |
| They got me in a bad spot. | |
| I got hacked from... | |
| Wait, who the fuck did I get hacked from? | |
| He was one on point. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Soldier right side though. | |
| I need a swap here I think. | |
| I spot here? | |
| I'm gonna flame to ult and then spot. | |
| Okay, go right. | |
| Push in with coalescence if you want. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go, let's push in, let's push in. | |
| What the fuck's our Mercy doing, bro? | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| I'm healing, I'm healing. | |
| Careful. | |
| Fucked. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Steprider. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I don't know how that got you. | |
| Oh, what is our Mercy doing? | |
| Yo, D.Va on point, D.Va on point, D.Va on point behind you guys. | |
| Um... | |
| I'm beating your ass, but... | |
| Man, they're using a window. | |
| They're using so much shit right now. | |
| Oh, windows. | |
| Yeah, back up, back up, back up. | |
| D.Va's about to be meched out. | |
| Can we get that Mercy up top here? | |
| Oh, what the... | |
| Deep on me, man. | |
| Deep on me on the left. | |
| Yo, who is playing on speakers, bro? | |
| Better get muted. | |
| Then mute me, bro. | |
| Zero, bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Deep out of me, deep out of me. | |
| Careful she altered They'll regret that You have a hammer down? | |
| You got... | |
| Bro, alright. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hold on, group up, group up, group up. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I think you have to touch. | |
| Woah, what the? | |
| Okay! | |
| We just lose here. | |
| Alright! | |
| Okay, I gotta lock in, man. | |
| This is some fucking... | |
| I think we just lose that one. | |
| Nah, we lose that already. | |
| I can touch, I can touch. | |
| Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it. | |
| I died. | |
| It's hard noob. | |
| I've got your best sights. | |
| Best round lost. | |
| We need to fuck around with our comp a little bit. | |
| I need to go... | |
| Fuck, I can go for Matra. | |
| I need... | |
| something for all that fucking hit. | |
| Matra, you ain't good with Bastion. | |
| I'd rather wait a century for progress than cause the harm you have. | |
| What a joy it must be to feel entitled to patience. | |
| Okay, I'll pop off this round, man. | |
| Yo! | |
| Thank you. | |
| I don't know what happened, but, like, the mercy, like, just kept, like, leaving me to die, bro. | |
| I think she was trying to help me there because I was getting fucking beamed. | |
| And this Abdullah kid, like this kid, he's focusing me with D.Va very hard. | |
| Like every time, he just runs right up to me, man. | |
| He just comes at me with the fucking Matrix and shit. | |
| D.Va, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll try and keep her off you. | |
| I just need you guys to focus their DPS. Hold up, hold up. | |
| Get her, get her, get her. | |
| Like I need to focus these guys back here. | |
| I stole this one, got him. | |
| Good shit, good shit. | |
| I should give him the back. | |
| Diva's about to be DMexed! | |
| She's out of mech! | |
| Dead! | |
| Did they revive? | |
| Did you kill her? | |
| Target their mercy. | |
| Their mercy is like... | |
| carrying them right now. | |
| They're playing Sigma. | |
| You don't have to worry about the dive, so now just purely focus on the killer. | |
| I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Sigma on the right! | |
| I'm dead here. | |
| Sigma on the right soldier. | |
| Soldier one. | |
| Oh they got one down. | |
| Back up. | |
| Yes. | |
| The fuck idiot is fucked. | |
| And Mercy reshes him of course. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 95 to visor. | |
| McCree on the left by himself. | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| Mercy running! | |
| Mercy running! | |
| He's trying to off me back. | |
| Keep Mercy off me. | |
| Hi, Noon. | |
| Left side. | |
| Left side. | |
| Got him! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Watch out for the Mercy. | |
| Watch out, Needles! | |
| You're by yourself! | |
| You're by yourself! | |
| Don't die! | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| We're gonna play peekaboo here for a second. | |
| Sigma's going right, weak! | |
| Sigma's lit. | |
| Soldier left side. | |
| Soldiers, yeah. | |
| Passing back up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Okay, Sigma. | |
| I'm focusing, I'm... | |
| Soldier weak! | |
| Soldier is fucking targeting me, bro. | |
| Sigma-1! | |
| I mean, you got some. | |
| You taste it. | |
| It's coming up. | |
| All right, we got it to 99. | |
| We got it to 99. | |
| We gotta win one fight. | |
| Let's get this. | |
| Alright. | |
| They're gonna try and hold us here, though. | |
| Or, no, they're not. | |
| Bullshit! | |
| Bullshit! | |
| I'm going in. | |
| Support me, please. | |
| They're all on you, man. | |
| I know, I know. | |
| Got picked up in that Let's fucking go These dudes are fucking garbage, faggots! | |
| I think it's 8AM, bro. | |
| He's probably yelling. | |
| Yeah, he's excited. | |
| Um... | |
| They're Mercy, bro. | |
| It's the most intense game in his life. | |
| Mercy keeps fucking reviving. | |
| You think McCree's it on this map, Macho? | |
| Yeah, you like that. | |
| I mean, Dunk is pretty fucking good on this map too, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| If you're good looking. | |
| Don't cry. | |
| In this close area, he's fucking annoying with his traps and shit. | |
| Right side there, focus for Soldier. | |
| He's getting pocket my mercy. | |
| Soldiers home we got McCree I need help over it. | |
| Yeah, I need... | |
| Sigma's bullying me. | |
| We're gonna block up. | |
| Woah, what the fuck? | |
| This dude's a faggot, man! | |
| Get this Sigma! | |
| Yo, Sigma point! | |
| Can we get the Sigma point? | |
| Got him! | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Don't die, McCree! | |
| Don't die, don't die, don't die. | |
| McCree, be careful. | |
| They're probably gonna die of you. | |
| They have Reaper now. | |
| Over there Sigma trying to come up front Super bye I hate to see Reapers on the right Reapers on the right Reapers on the right I'm fucking a reefer Ooh, I'm getting fucked. | |
| I'm trying to heal you. | |
| You good, you good, you good. | |
| Still healing! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| They gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe now. | |
| For you deploying The Reaper is fucking annoying Fields online Oh, Sigrun is so fucking low. | |
| We gotta group up, we gotta group up. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm back up. | |
| I'm cool. | |
| The bats are better. | |
| Yo, this Sigma's a bad. | |
| Push far left. | |
| Just push, push left. | |
| Here. | |
| I'm going through, soldier. | |
| Whoa, Reaper! | |
| Reaper, Reaper! | |
| Oh, Reaper with the ult there. | |
| Yeah, I'm dead here, I think. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Woo, shit. | |
| Reaper, man. | |
| Fucking annoying ass bitch. | |
| Reaper left side is so low. | |
| Yo, I'm so... | |
| I need a turn. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm gonna get on. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Fucking Ash hit me so hard. | |
| I don't have some gun. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That's so annoying. | |
| You guys got point. | |
| You guys got point. | |
| I have Sigma here. | |
| Yeah, he shouldn't have ult though. | |
| I hear him. | |
| Kill him, kill him, kill him and stab him! | |
| Oh no, back up, back up into Sigma here. | |
| I am trying to... | |
| Wow, they're all here, they're all here, man. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Nice shit, Ash. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Come on. | |
| You, uh, target their, uh, mercy. | |
| I'm gonna try and get in front of this Reaper. | |
| Reaper one! | |
| Reaper one! | |
| They went back mid. | |
| Yo, we gotta hold this. | |
| We can't lose this. | |
| If we lose a fight, it's game. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But don't get too aggressive. | |
| I'll get picked off. | |
| Mid mid mid mid! | |
| Reaper in front! | |
| Reaper in front! | |
| One! | |
| Do you use this ability? | |
| Yeah, I tried to eat that rock. | |
| I need an ult here. | |
| Oh my god, come on, man. | |
| You can red me out of 5. | |
| GG. Might be able to survive here. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| We can touch it, we can touch it, but this is gonna be... | |
| No, I don't know, fuck. | |
| Fuck, dude. | |
| It sounds like you're fucking sucked. | |
| I literally got double your heals, bro. | |
| Yo, this... | |
| How are you that bad? | |
| Abdullahi kid is a fucking smurf, bro. | |
| You think? | |
| A bunch of... | |
| Yeah, him and the jutsu kids are smurfs, bro. | |
| He's been deranking all the time. | |
| Those kids were definitely some fucking diamond players. | |
| Definitely. | |
| But they're still faggots, man. | |
| I could have played better that round. | |
| Take accountability. | |
| That was fucking terrible on my end. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| It's so much range, it's hard. | |
| I'll go take a piss. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| I have to piss him. | |
| God damn it, bro. | |
| We should invite Yennefer. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I live here. | |
| Try again. | |
| It's your turn. | |
| I live here. | |
| You should have kept your head down. | |
| I work on my tracks. | |
| Double kill. | |
| You picked the wrong enemy. | |
| That's a clean takedown. | |
| Double-E-Sethery. | |
| On fire! | |
| I'm on fire! Fight the bullet! | |
| Fight the bullet! Fight the bullet! Fight the bullet! Fight the bullet! | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| I want to test something else. | |
| Can one of you guys go Kiriko and one of you guys go Ana real quick? | |
| I think we can squat. | |
| Yeah, you could hold R. Oh, is it hold R? Yeah. | |
| Why is it that? | |
| I went on, I just go Kiriko. | |
| Alright, uh, Kiriko! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Alright, now give me the Nano, now give me the Nano! | |
| Bruh, I just fucking lost it, oh my god. | |
| Alright, I wanna test the Nano and the Kitsune. | |
| Give it to me, scrub! | |
| Yeah, I have it, I have it, I have it, I'm gonna have both of you. | |
| What were you trying to test? | |
| showing the, uh, the, uh, nano with, uh, Katsunia. | |
| Fucking disgusting. | |
| Oh, Yennefer wants to play. | |
| Oh, Oh yeah, oh shit, I didn't even notice. | |
| Alright, I'll get her in for the next one. | |
| She's a pretty good, uh... | |
| She's a pretty good, uh, what's it called? | |
| Mercy, actually. | |
| Yeah, no, that's what I was saying. | |
| To be honest with you, the Mercy on the other team was way better than Mercy. | |
| Alright, I'll get Ana for in our next game. | |
| She actually has a boyfriend and they watch the show together. | |
| So that's an exception. | |
| She has a man, so that's fine. | |
| With all these other homes? | |
| Nah, man Okay Let's destroy these kids One Attack Alright, they got a Romatra What the hell? | |
| Someone stopped right, I saw someone stopped right Yeah, we got Arisa and Lucio. | |
| Oh, Arisa, Arisa. | |
| Yeah, no, I was like, I'm Ramatra. | |
| Are you a Lucio? | |
| May's dead here, almost walking this healing. | |
| This is lit. | |
| Arisa one, Arisa one! | |
| Dead. | |
| Soldier up top, soldier up top. | |
| Soldier running. | |
| Soldier weak up top. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Tracer or something. | |
| No, anarchy, sorry. | |
| She's one. | |
| *Cough* It's Mei though, so that's not saying much honestly. | |
| Is there an Arisa? | |
| What the fuck killed this dumb bitch? | |
| Lucio behind his wound. | |
| Another, no stop there, soldier. | |
| Fucking Lucio's behind us, what the fuck? | |
| Lucio. | |
| Oh I got him, I got him. | |
| There's no more resort, dude. | |
| Shit's so good. | |
| You fuck off something. | |
| Get the high ground. | |
| Fuck that bitch up there. | |
| He's running over there. | |
| May half, may half. | |
| May one. | |
| You'll make one behind you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm taking high ground fuck it up May as well Did we get that soldier here or not? | |
| Hold her dead. | |
| Uh, uh, Larissa on payload. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Larissa's dead though. | |
| There ain't no way she doesn't die here bro. | |
| May, May, May behind you, May behind you, May behind me one shot. | |
| Oh she is nice. | |
| Rissa's also low, still. | |
| I'm blocking. | |
| I'm blocking. | |
| Oh, she got the... | |
| Oh, she got Nana. | |
| That's why she was... | |
| I'm running. | |
| Yeah, no, we're good. | |
| How the fuck? | |
| These dudes are chasing me so hard. | |
| Fucking slabs. | |
| Time to drink up. | |
| Okay, we need to get a pop and get the high ground. | |
| This soldier's being a prick. | |
| Lucio up there. | |
| I got slapped. | |
| You're just camping up there like pussies. | |
| That does not get me! | |
| What the fuck, Overwatch? | |
| How does that freeze me there? | |
| That's some dumb pussy shit. | |
| Fucker up, fucker up! | |
| I'm just getting sleep-booped and fucking frozen. | |
| Shit's dumb as fuck. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Right here, right here, right here. | |
| Lucio. | |
| Lucio behind. | |
| A nice push in, push in. | |
| Two dead, two dead, two dead, two dead. | |
| On a soldier, on a soldier, chase them down. | |
| On a one. | |
| Hey, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| They're gonna respawn. | |
| Yeah Oh back right soldier soldier Soldier back right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Lucian left. | |
| Bottom. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh lord. | |
| I'm not gonna lie, we can run through them if we just target their, uh, Arisa with anti-heal. | |
| Alright, come on. | |
| I think we did. | |
| And they're made. | |
| Wow, we're so fucking close. | |
| Just ignore them. | |
| Just run around. | |
| Close it right here. | |
| Need a prick. | |
| Not forgetting the payload, are we? | |
| And a warrant. | |
| Made top left! | |
| Made top left! | |
| Stay with their tanks, stay with their tanks, stay with their tanks. | |
| Why did I get frozen? | |
| Frozen? | |
| Frozen is such bullshit. | |
| Fucking kill yourself, dude. | |
| I'm being targeted so goddamn hard. | |
| Okay. | |
| These kids on the other team are not good. | |
| We're out killing them? | |
| I don't know what the fuck is going on. | |
| We aren't targeting well, I think. | |
| Like, they're fucking bullshit over there. | |
| Literally ignore the soldier. | |
| Just run around the soldier. | |
| Just keep walking. | |
| Just keep walking. | |
| Literally just... | |
| I'm with your matcha. | |
| Just go, go, go, go to point, go to point. | |
| I know. | |
| Mei has also been a fucking huge problem for me. | |
| She keeps fucking ulting me. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, Anagorn! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Lucio ulted. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Target the Mei? | |
| The Mei is the biggest problem. | |
| For me, personally. | |
| Like, they're ult, at least. | |
| She's both big I'm talking man I'm on this Orisa! | |
| Yeah, Orisa's lit. | |
| We can kill her here. | |
| Anti her if you have it, Ana. | |
| She's 1 HP! Come on. | |
| Soldier weak! | |
| Oh man. | |
| They look, they look, they look and bonked by me. | |
| This bitch is trash bro. | |
| Fuck her up. | |
| Beat her fucking ass. | |
| Fuck it, just go on point. | |
| Hold her to your left side. | |
| Oh, she's behind. | |
| May and Lucio behind. | |
| May and Lucio behind. | |
| Focus then. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| Lucio! | |
| I don't know how Lucio's alive there. | |
| I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Hold her back left there. | |
| Okay, I can ult it again, bro. | |
| This is so bad. | |
| This is what I mean. | |
| the maze fucking us like... | |
| just target their DPS as a DPS Don't die here. | |
| It's his last fight. | |
| We gotta get on point. | |
| We gotta get on point. | |
| Five seconds. | |
| Soldier ulting. | |
| We're gonna risk this. | |
| Nice. | |
| Get on. | |
| Kill her! | |
| Kill her to Arisa! | |
| Kill Yo, these kids fucking suck, man. | |
| These kids fucking suck. | |
| No fucking skill, bro. | |
| Just doing a bunch of fucking bullshit, man. | |
| This bumpy kid sucks. | |
| He can't aim. | |
| Nah, he sucks, dude. | |
| He sucks. | |
| He literally sucks. | |
| We're just letting him shoot us. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| There may be a pain in the ass. | |
| There may be a pain in the ass. | |
| He fucking is annoying as shit. | |
| And the Lucio's annoying too because he comes in and while I'm shooting, he'll just like fucking poop me. | |
| Fucking scrub, man. | |
| But yeah. | |
| I think we have to target that soldier there. | |
| I'm gonna be on a high ground up top. | |
| We're gonna fuck them up. | |
| Alright, yeah, just... | |
| I think we... | |
| Yo, this Wizard of Oz, bro? | |
| Yo, can you play Mercy, bro? | |
| Wizard of Oz, can you play Mercy? | |
| Can you play Mercy? | |
| Because Ana ain't it for you, bro. | |
| It's kind of hard on this 13 comp, too, because they have a lot of bullshit. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| You gotta outplay their Orisa, bro. | |
| I'm gonna be helping you. | |
| I'm gonna be fucking her up. | |
| I can do that. | |
| It's not that. | |
| It's more their DPS is just feeding me, so I get, like, the healing reduction and shit. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We're on defense, so it's gonna be a lot easier. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend objective. | |
| Yeah, that soldier's back left right now. | |
| He's gonna be right there. | |
| Or up top, maybe. | |
| There is this leak already? | |
| Where is this? | |
| Where is this? | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Lucio one on point, man! | |
| I got walled. | |
| Kill this idiot! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude! | |
| Careful! | |
| There's more of them than us! | |
| They're main. | |
| I got in here. | |
| Lucio on point. | |
| Dude, our mercy let the Lucio kill them bro. | |
| Wait, mercy. | |
| Lucio dead. | |
| I can contrast here. | |
| They're the soldiers, for the love of Christ. | |
| Maze 1. | |
| Got her. | |
| Dead. | |
| This Lucio's cancer, bro. | |
| Again. | |
| It's okay, regroup. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Get on the high ground. | |
| I'm on, I'm on already. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here he is! | |
| Lucio! | |
| Please kill him! | |
| Ignore him. | |
| Kariko! | |
| Target their soldiers. | |
| There we go. | |
| Arisa one! | |
| Need heals. | |
| With you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Target Mei. | |
| Arisa weak, again! | |
| Mei one! | |
| Wait for a thing, you just target her. | |
| Yep, yep, yep. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| She walled. | |
| Solo! | |
| Nice. | |
| Soldier in the back. | |
| I got him, I got him. | |
| Oh, bro, he's so fucking old. | |
| I got a soldier. | |
| Fuck me, what the fuck? | |
| Mercy, what the fuck are you doing, bro? | |
| You good? | |
| Could've jumped from either and got out. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Don't get in there. | |
| Get on top. | |
| Get on top and just fucking put your trap down and try to get to the Lucio. | |
| I need help on point. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Here goes one. | |
| Nice. | |
| Beautiful jump. | |
| Okay, I'm frozen here. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Soldier dead. | |
| Good. | |
| - Lucio here? - He just ulted to save himself, he sucks. - For your mercy. | |
| - I gotta die, bro. - For me. - I gotta die. - What's that on Lucio? | |
| - Me is right here. - I need health, don't let me die. | |
| Fuck. - Trying to help you, bro, I'm trying to help you. | |
| Come here, you're running away from me bro! | |
| I'm trying to hit you! | |
| One point. | |
| I need help. | |
| I need help. | |
| Arrested that. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| Mercy, just stay on me, honestly, at this point. | |
| Neat, you can help Eclipse better. | |
| I'm gonna blooper towards us here. | |
| Where the fuck? | |
| Guys, don't- Lucio's on point. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| He's a midget. | |
| Lucio's low. | |
| Okay, this mercy is not great at staying healthy. | |
| Get this loose, bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Mercy fucking fly, motherfucker. | |
| Fly! | |
| Let's go, let's hold, let's hold, Myron, I'm with you. | |
| I'll use coalescence on you. | |
| Go, go, go, go, go, go! | |
| Soldier! | |
| *Gunshot* Bro, fucking surround it, man! | |
| I used my ult to buy time. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Don't let that payload move any farther. | |
| Alright, just group up, man. | |
| Lucille 1! | |
| Lucille 1 over there! | |
| Fuck him up, bro! | |
| Thank you! | |
| Got him. | |
| The fuck was that lag? | |
| Yeah, you got that too. | |
| That was weird. | |
| Yeah, just fucking rubber bands. | |
| It's so orange. | |
| Server, probably. | |
| I'm with you guys. | |
| Marcy's down me. | |
| Down me. | |
| I'm shooting down on this fucking bitch! | |
| Whoa! | |
| May on me, may on me! | |
| I think you're alone up there. | |
| Soldier right side. | |
| Coming to get you, I'm coming to get you. | |
| Fire come back, come back. | |
| In front of me! | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Touchpoint. | |
| Fuck, bro. | |
| Bro, how do we lose this shit, bro? | |
| Defeat! | |
| Man... | |
| Bro, I fucking... | |
| Where does he have 15 deaths like that? | |
| That's just fucking crazy. | |
| Hard healer diff there, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Yo, bro, this player kid's a fucking faggot, man. | |
| Kid's so fucking annoying, man. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Fucking hate Lucio, man. | |
| gay ass fucking character. | |
| Mmm, consolation. | |
| *cough* Consolation, my favorite. | |
| I don't know what the fuck that means. | |
| Yeah, Last Mercy was absolutely dog shit, so glad you joined now. | |
| Fucking annoying, man. | |
| Amen. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| The Lucio meta right now is fucking gross. | |
| I think it's Lucio 10. | |
| is like a nasty combo right now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We got 6,000 of you ninjas watching on Twitter, and we got about 2,500 on Rumble. | |
| Shout out to all you guys, man. | |
| We the most entertaining stream. | |
| These other gamers are faggots. | |
| Oh shit, we got a game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Traveling to Nepal. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright, let's fuck these kids up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, we can join team. | |
| Feeling spry? | |
| Alright. | |
| Just so y'all know, it's gonna get harder because we got like a four stack. | |
| So... | |
| The games are gonna be extra sweaty. | |
| So let's go. | |
| Let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Move it. | |
| Oh, this map? | |
| Shit. | |
| We're goin' Ryan. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| I'm gonna need a lot of love. | |
| You're gonna come from my booty cheeks. | |
| I'm hoping it's D.Va or some shit. | |
| Oh, fucking Hamter? | |
| Okay. | |
| Just ignore him. | |
| Just get on point and ignore him. | |
| We're gonna have to target this Bastard. | |
| I'm on ball, I'm on ball, I'm on ball. | |
| The free are you weak This on the right Ball weak, ball weak! | |
| The healer's low. | |
| Got her. | |
| Good shape. | |
| Good shape. | |
| Alright, go. | |
| Good choice. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Yeah, no, uh... | |
| They're bashing, honestly. | |
| It's gonna be the biggest issue if he uses his brain shells. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm not worried about hamster at all. | |
| Ready for you! | |
| Over there! | |
| Enemy scene. | |
| You kind of... | |
| McCree, Bastion. | |
| Bastion already weak. | |
| McCree weak. | |
| Right side maybe. | |
| Orissa. | |
| Melt this Orissa. | |
| Melt this bitch. | |
| Melt this bitch. | |
| I'm out of shield. | |
| Bastion right here, please. | |
| I got heals right here. | |
| I'm about to use Coal Essence here. | |
| Get ready to use it! | |
| Get ready! Use it! | |
| Use it! | |
| Surrender to my man. | |
| There we go! | |
| Arisa! Arisa! | |
| You're all killing spry. | |
| Bastion one in the back over there. | |
| versus solo I got Bastion's ass. | |
| Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| There's no point. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Vapra's okay, because he can fucking mist her, who the fuck is calling her? | |
| Good show. | |
| Where are they coming from? | |
| Top left? | |
| Yeah, top left, top left, top left. | |
| Macri top left. | |
| We're gonna try to get a point. | |
| I'm low. | |
| He's ulting from top left! | |
| He's ulting from top left! | |
| He's on the left! | |
| He's on the left! | |
| McCree's on the left! | |
| McCree's on the left! | |
| Yeah, I'm being bullied here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just got fucking... | |
| His revolver subbed up my fucking ass. | |
| Oof. | |
| Okay, regroup. | |
| Regroup. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Unquestionable ult, but okay. | |
| Nice. | |
| Two of them dead. | |
| Two of them dead. | |
| We can push in with that. | |
| We can definitely push in with that. | |
| We got the numbers advantage. | |
| Three dead on their team. | |
| Mercy McCree. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Mercy's one. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We got it. | |
| We're gonna have to come back out at some point. | |
| Good shit, let's fucking go. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Let's keep destroying these faggots. | |
| They suck. | |
| Shot to IRS in the chat. | |
| I'm not fucking leaving. | |
| You're damn right, baby. | |
| We ain't leaving, man. | |
| The show goes on. | |
| The show goes on! | |
| You're not fucking leaving! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! | |
| Yeah, you see what happens when you got a competent mercy on your team? | |
| Nice, dude. | |
| Love not getting blood flowed. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Alright, let's fucking destroy these packets. | |
| We'll go top left here. | |
| Yeah, let's go top left, top left. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Excuse me? | |
| Let's see what they got. | |
| Okay. | |
| Widow up here. | |
| Help our Ryan, don't let him die! | |
| Yo, there's like a million of them in that room! | |
| I got slime, you guys are down in here, right? | |
| I might die here, but worst, honestly, I got two. | |
| I got their Widow and their Mercy, so... | |
| Mercy, I'm with you. | |
| If you want to rez somebody. | |
| There's one person on a point. | |
| There's only like two dudes. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Help the Reapers! | |
| Where were you Reapers? | |
| Where were you? | |
| Mercy behind! | |
| What?! | |
| Kill that bitch. | |
| Fuck you, Nexus. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Playing a Widowmaker on this map, you fucking faggot. | |
| Yeah, I'm surprised because I've left the Gator as far as. | |
| I'm gonna go up. | |
| Yeah, careful, Reaper. | |
| They're probably gonna go over there, honestly. | |
| Alright, I'm taking a high ground up top. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| They suck. | |
| Watch out, Reaper. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Just hide, though. | |
| Stand point. | |
| This is why you're deep in all over here. | |
| Come here. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I'm died. | |
| *Sounds of fire* Oh crap. | |
| Holy crap. | |
| That shit does hurt. | |
| Nice clap. | |
| Your pain will be endless. | |
| I'm just gonna go straight to point here. | |
| Um, Harissa's on. | |
| We're done. | |
| He has gold here, he's just blocking it. | |
| Be very careful. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Run away. | |
| I'm ready to unleash... | |
| Locking down the objective. | |
| Rally to me. | |
| Hit that bitch with the Goldberg spear, let's go! | |
| I am on back. | |
| And I love just fucking charging and smooshing people. | |
| So fun. | |
| Left side? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We- Reapers. | |
| Gotta call lessons for this fight. | |
| Oh, more behind me. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Got one. | |
| Healing here. | |
| Mercy's real. | |
| Mercy's real. | |
| Arisa behind you guys. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Damn. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Get the mercy. | |
| Got her. | |
| Two for one deal. | |
| Nice. | |
| Get back. | |
| Careful, Reaper. | |
| Get over there by yourself. | |
| You're fine, big one. | |
| Uh, Widow up top there. | |
| Careful. | |
| Eh, Moira got fucked. | |
| Kids suck. | |
| What a pin. | |
| What a pin. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Might work. | |
| Faggot's got shit on. | |
| Good shit, yo. | |
| I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING! That refro's pretty good. | |
| This kid was trash. | |
| Fuck this faggot. | |
| Hold on, hold on, is that... | |
| What is that? | |
| Almost called 2? | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| We gotta get your rank up, Yennefer. | |
| For sure. | |
| Wait, I think she, didn't you, she said something about she used to be like a top 500 Mercy like on Overwatch 1? | |
| Is that what it was? | |
| No, I played with a lot of top 500s back when I was in Overwatch. | |
| You were, you were what you said? | |
| I played with a lot of top 500s. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| What the fuck is happening right now? | |
| Uh, this is aim, aim, uh, aim training. | |
| I do this shit to work on my tracking. | |
| I accidentally spawned as fucking, uh... | |
| Pinching, and I was just getting stuck. | |
| Oh god. | |
| It's pro- Oh god, it won't stop. | |
| There we go. | |
| Nah, but we gotta get you out of fucking silver. | |
| That's ridiculous that you're in silver. | |
| Honestly, it's super hard to climb when you get down really low, because I think I topped out at high plat in Overwatch 1. | |
| But we were on like a 6-7 game win streak there, so we got high up. | |
| Yeah, so we've been chilling. | |
| I'm almost cold too, I think. | |
| I'll get there. | |
| I started Silver 1 when we started playing, like, Gold Prayer and also. | |
| People saying, bro, you play video games. | |
| Yes, I am playing video games, guys. | |
| I'm making a return, okay? | |
| Because a lot of gamers are faggots and we're defaggifying gaming, alright? | |
| That's what we're doing. | |
| Too many gamers are simps and pussies and not afraid to tell these women to get back in the kitchen. | |
| Or sorry, they're too afraid to tell these women to get back in the kitchen. | |
| So I'm here. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| W racism, W bigotry, W transgenderism. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, join the team chat, faggots. | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, that's the machine. | |
| We got a Moira. | |
| They're all gonna be up top. | |
| Yeah, up top left. | |
| I don't know what the fuck this Mei's doing. | |
| He's Mei's ass right now. | |
| That Hamper! | |
| That is Hamper. | |
| I believe y'all can take care of Hamper. | |
| I believe in you. | |
| He's weak! | |
| In a punch? | |
| Fuck off, Hamster! | |
| There we go! | |
| Three dead on your team, idiots! | |
| Hamster... | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Is he just gonna fucking kill? | |
| It's fine. | |
| He's not doing shit. | |
| He's fucking useless. | |
| Yeah, he's useless. | |
| He's throwing. | |
| Mercy on the left. | |
| I'll have one shot. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Why are we right here? | |
| Behind? | |
| Yup. | |
| She's one. | |
| Dead. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Maze on me. | |
| She used her ability to plant mercy. | |
| Ash in the back weak. | |
| We got a hamster on cards. | |
| Last one shot in the back of the car. | |
| Look, but she already did that, dude. | |
| Oh, not bad. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Just reset. | |
| If we can get some more shots on that, that's okay. | |
| Only because she's just sitting in the back. | |
| Ash, yeah, we need to target this Ash. | |
| She does noise. | |
| Creeper, creeper, please. | |
| Oh yeah, I hit him first. | |
| Gotta forget him. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Watch out! | |
| We might need a reaper or something here for this ball. | |
| Alright, we got one. | |
| He's playing right now. | |
| He killed two. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, right, right, right. | |
| Three dead on their team. | |
| Just Ash and May! | |
| Just Ash and May! | |
| Ash at the top. | |
| Ball is weak as fuck! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Get on point. | |
| Just kill him. | |
| Kill yourself. | |
| May 1, May 1, I mean, uh, Moira 1. | |
| We got points. | |
| We got points. | |
| Stay on. | |
| Annoying fucking characters, dude. | |
| Free Fire, get up top. | |
| Please. | |
| Because Ash is going to try and get up there. | |
| I'm going to be a kid. | |
| Thank you. | |
| May one shot, man. | |
| May one shot over there. | |
| She got healed, though. | |
| She got fucked. | |
| She sucks. | |
| This man on the mission. | |
| Stop. | |
| I'm going to be a kid. | |
| Stand on the mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Ball I'm playing, I need help with ball. | |
| I'm here with you, I'm here with you, I'm here with you. | |
| You guys, I'm gonna stay here and try and hold him off. | |
| Bruh, where? | |
| Up top? | |
| I said earlier, or... | |
| Yeah Love here because Ignore the fucking hamper unless he's on fire. | |
| Trying to get you. | |
| I'm being targeted hard. | |
| They're ass jerking her fucking clit up top. | |
| We need to kill her. | |
| He is carrying their DPS hard. | |
| Their whole team, honestly. | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| We're pushing our way! | |
| We're pushing our way! | |
| They all are wild. | |
| Clearing area. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Kill the mavala. | |
| Bebear to be teach me. | |
| But no way, mage just got rezzed. | |
| yup the target is probably good oh he's made dead 60 seconds Ball's still on point. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Okay, focus ball. | |
| You gotta push this payload. | |
| Load him. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground and shoot these idiots from the top. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay up top. | |
| 'Cause... | |
| Target the ass! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Whatever you do. | |
| Up side here, behind the morrow. | |
| Oh, I'm playing. | |
| Chasing me, chasing me. | |
| That's just so low. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Where did a reaper go on our team, bro? | |
| Ugh! | |
| God fucking damn it, man! | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| I got a visor if you guys can hold it, man. | |
| Oh, I tried to move it, bro. | |
| Come on, Reaper. | |
| Mercy one on their team? | |
| This ball is trying to eat the shots but... | |
| This is five times. | |
| Fucking cancer. | |
| I'm still holding. | |
| I'm still holding. | |
| Yeah, you good? | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm still fucking holding. | |
| They didn't kill me! | |
| They're bad. | |
| They're fucking... | |
| They just amped her, dude. | |
| I'm shooting you guys from the hot ground. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| Fucking new up, bro. | |
| Dead. | |
| Somebody, let's just come back to you guys. | |
| You ready? | |
| Nice, nice, nice, nice. | |
| Kirby, nice. | |
| Come on, point, point, point. | |
| We didn't get it. | |
| Don't get a point. | |
| Kill this ball. | |
| Kill this wall, kill this wall. | |
| Got 'em, faggot! | |
| Nice. | |
| Research. | |
| Nice. Research. | |
| Nice. Research. | |
| Reeprun! | |
| These dudes are trashy Where we do just turn it up top I still right now Like literally everyone's good I'm a good figure figure figure figure figure figure Canter, I'm not too worried about. | |
| Like, he's fucking annoying. | |
| Oh, he just ulted the mines. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Ash is weak! | |
| Bastion! | |
| Bastion. | |
| Ashton. | |
| Ashton. | |
| Ashton top! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Cash is fucking racing from up top. | |
| She's still up there? | |
| I call lessons. | |
| She's one up there, one up there, one shot up there. | |
| She's got pocketed. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Push in. | |
| Don't let her revive. | |
| Oh fucking wave bro, this Ashe is working on us from up top. | |
| I told Reaper to fucking diver and he's just jerked. | |
| He's not Reaper, yeah bro. | |
| He just got murdered. | |
| Come on. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| You're melted here? | |
| Nothing I can do. | |
| Oh Reaper, nice play. | |
| Nice try. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yo, is this Reaper in a chat with us, bro? | |
| Hello. | |
| Yo, are you- yeah, he's in the fucking voice channel, bro! | |
| He just joined. | |
| Pay attention to the fucking call-outs, man! | |
| Iris- whatever the fuck, Iris, uh, Hone Jr. | |
| Nigga, pay attention to the fucking call-outs! | |
| It's fucking Reaper, man. | |
| Let's see... | |
| Just get on top, high ground, and uh... | |
| Yeah, just bully their Ashe the whole time. | |
| If we shut down Ashe, we literally have the easiest win of our life. | |
| Nah, we got it on this one. | |
| She sucks, bro. | |
| She's not even good. | |
| Anytime me and her dueled, like, I would be shooting her, she couldn't do nothing. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Yeah, well, she's just sitting back there getting free shots the whole time. | |
| She's farming damage, and her boppel, which is annoying. | |
| Our Reaper needs to chase her down more, bro. | |
| Like, what the fuck, man? | |
| I'm getting her down one every single time. | |
| Fuck her ass. | |
| Now he's in the chat, so hopefully he can heal the fuck I'm saying. | |
| Grab her dick and twist it. | |
| We're gonna fuck him up on this shit, though, don't worry. | |
| Yeah, Hamter again We got a McCree McCree on the payload right now! | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| This hamster is out there. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Sombra? | |
| Focus on McCree. | |
| We have Ash, but we have McCree. | |
| That's their carry. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Sombra on me. | |
| Sombra above us. | |
| Bro, this fucking stupid hamster just knocked me out. | |
| Both healers are dead. | |
| I need heals so bad. | |
| Please. | |
| We're dead. | |
| Oh, are you both dead? | |
| Fuck my ass. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, we're coming back. | |
| coming back. | |
| Very good, very good, very good. | |
| Ooh, nothing. | |
| Yeah, no, just focus on your free. | |
| Wow, wow! | |
| They're pushing payload, guys. | |
| FYI, they're pushing payload. | |
| They're Kree over here. | |
| Reaper. | |
| I'm a fly. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Zomber Harkin killed me. | |
| Is that a Sombra dude? | |
| That shit's so boring. | |
| Everyone loves you, bro. | |
| That's on bro. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| That wall is one. | |
| Fuck me, dude. | |
| Stupid ass. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Back up over it. | |
| Cancel this charge, people. | |
| Got it. | |
| Sombra has ult. | |
| Where the fuck is that Sombra? | |
| I got it. | |
| We're good, we're good, we're good. | |
| Right now. | |
| We're... | |
| Sombra's one? | |
| Sombra's... | |
| Where is she? | |
| Oh, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead. | |
| Oh. | |
| McCree won. | |
| He's dead. | |
| McCree, yeah, he gave up there. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Ancient flame! | |
| Might have used too much life to do it. | |
| Sixty seconds, commander. | |
| We just hold him here at the choke. | |
| These kids suck One shot man, please tell me I got please tell me I got her | |
| Good finish on the Sombra good shit. | |
| What's up, but watch out watch out. | |
| I got a heel pad for you here Got back up This is the last fight. | |
| Help our reaper! | |
| I try to help our reaper and I die. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Use your ults if you have it. | |
| Reaper get behind you and use your ult. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Reaper's in the back by the way. | |
| Tracer? | |
| We're in here? | |
| One, I'm on. | |
| I'm trying to kill the Tracer boy. | |
| But, oh my god, Tracer's one, two. | |
| Okay, just me versus them. | |
| And they revive. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Yeah, it was me versus three of them, bro. | |
| Reaper's dead there, unless you can get to him. | |
| Yeah, back up. | |
| Bro, why are we back up? | |
| Don't staggered fighting Riches on earth tracers on the right watch it back This is gone shit. | |
| Top, Sombra. | |
| We can push up, bro. | |
| - My president's good, push points too much. | |
| - I'm not afraid. - 4-1. | |
| - Where's the red side? | |
| - I'm fucking dead, bro. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| Mercy, Mercy, target Mercy. | |
| Mercy won. | |
| I got Mercy, Mercy dead. | |
| Alright, good shit. | |
| I'm shooting these spaggots in the high ground like I'm Steven Paddock. | |
| Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer. | |
| Tracer, weak. | |
| Behind draw. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I got Tracer. | |
| Fucking go. | |
| Hey, you're right. | |
| Just back up. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Alright, nice, nice, nice, nice. | |
| I'm gonna get you out of there live. | |
| No, bro. | |
| Tracer's one. | |
| She used her ability. | |
| Got her. | |
| I got stuck, though. | |
| Okay. | |
| Number one. | |
| Up top. | |
| No, no, no, in here. | |
| Nice. | |
| Moira in here. | |
| 30 seconds remaining. | |
| Moira's just distracting. | |
| Yeah, I'm coming back. | |
| Keep tank on point. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I'm shooting at Orisa. | |
| Moira ulted. | |
| First round payload. | |
| She's in the garden. | |
| She's just one shot, she used her ability. | |
| Got her. | |
| I have J? Can we get this Mei? | |
| Aw, Mei's one. | |
| Moira used her ability. | |
| He died. | |
| I'm trying to get a tracer out. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Oh, that's a bitch. | |
| You're fucked, man. | |
| That one's the best. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Yo, it was Las Vegas 2017 in that bitch. | |
| I was just shitting up top, just shooting down on these fucking faggots. | |
| They know what fucking time it is, baby. | |
| Get fucked, faggots! | |
| This kid sucks. | |
| This dude's fucking trash. | |
| Fuck outta here, you fucking faggot. | |
| We don't wanna watch this shit. | |
| You lost the game anyway. | |
| Sorry, ass nigga. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| We're playing with Platinums. | |
| Right now. | |
| We're smacking on Platinums right now. | |
| That's what we're doing. | |
| join team hey everyone in there Sup, buddy? | |
| Ready to clap some cheeks? | |
| Take care of each other out there. | |
| You faggots know what time it is. | |
| We're gonna rape these faggots. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Five, four, three, two... | |
| It's after! | |
| Heating time. | |
| For sure. | |
| Red side maybe? | |
| No, they're here. | |
| They have a Bastion. | |
| Target Bastion hard. | |
| Whatever you do. | |
| There's Zen as well. | |
| Yeah, target Bastion. | |
| He's down, Zen is down. | |
| I'm targeting their tank. | |
| He's down. | |
| No! | |
| Ash in the back, bro! | |
| Ash in the back! | |
| Ash in the back on the left. | |
| Take the point, man. | |
| Get back, get back. | |
| Alright, me and Mercy are coming back to point right now. | |
| What the fuck is this Mercy doing, bro? | |
| She's warm. | |
| The discord fucking work hurts so much, dude. | |
| Xen is one! | |
| Xen is one! | |
| Xen is dead! | |
| Ash is one! | |
| Ash is one as well! | |
| Ash is one! | |
| No, can you guys push on them when they're all looking back? | |
| I'm shilling on points! | |
| On the right, on the right, Ash! | |
| On the right, Ash! | |
| Ash is weak as fuck! | |
| Dead, bitch! | |
| - Keep your shield up, keep your shield up as soon as then. - I'm gonna let it down for a second. - I'm out of a mission, man. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| - Yeah, no, I'm backing up for a second. - Remot your one, remot your one on the right. - Remot your one, remot your one, remot your one. | |
| - Come on, man. | |
| - All right, y'all got it, fuck it. - I need a backup. | |
| - Yeah. - Dynamite, max. - Good ult, crazy. - Nice rest. | |
| - Thanks for bashing, bro. - If y'all killed him, I don't care. | |
| I'll fucking die, I'll fucking die. | |
| I don't care. | |
| You guys kill them when they're weak, I'm happy. | |
| Alright. | |
| I got Visor, by the way, FYI. We got a hammer? | |
| They're coming after you. | |
| They're coming after you, Tracy. | |
| They know you're there. | |
| Ash is one. | |
| Okay. | |
| My shit's below. | |
| I have a Junkrat. | |
| Junkrat, Ash. | |
| Chomp, Ash. | |
| I don't want There's a bomb Fucking Bob's. | |
| Bitch-ass. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, that's a team wipe. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's fine. | |
| They use it. | |
| They use it. | |
| Romacho is ult there, though. | |
| I have my ult, too, so if we can get a nice little opening, I'm... | |
| Okay. | |
| Do we have hammer? | |
| Yeah, we do. | |
| Do we do? | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, we got this. | |
| We got this. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I don't want to get it blocked. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm gonna break the Romato shield so you can use it I'm gonna kill Ana. | |
| Ana half, Ana half On a half! | |
| On a- On a half! | |
| Ramatra chasing me, man! | |
| Jesus! | |
| Yes! | |
| Alright, you guys got it. | |
| That's fine. | |
| The Ramatra chased me and let his team die. | |
| Idiot! | |
| He's dead! | |
| He's dead! | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Good chase talk. | |
| He literally chased me and let his team die! | |
| Fucking faggot! | |
| Fucking scrub, man! | |
| Aw, I got slept. | |
| Good shit. | |
| They have a monkey. | |
| Er, he swapped a monkey, so he might stay monkey here, so... | |
| That's fine. | |
| I know, I'm just letting this person know, he's probably gonna die. | |
| To be fair though, we have a lot of mobility. | |
| Yeah, he is gonna die at me, but it's fine. | |
| He's probably gonna target you, Mercy, but if you're next to me, I'll just beat the fuck out. | |
| Yeah, I like the idea. | |
| He can go far, uh. | |
| He cares as far as well. | |
| Oh, you got a bear? | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| See what we can do on this. | |
| Fera's pretty good on this, man. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna be a homosexual. | |
| I'm gonna be on the left, just shooing down on these faggots once again. | |
| Yeah, no, that works. | |
| I'll try and draw, uh... | |
| Shit, did they go Rhyme? | |
| Oh, no, Orissa. | |
| Oh, Orissa already weak! | |
| Orissa weak! | |
| Orissa, beat her ass. | |
| She's low. | |
| Let's see if you can stick with me. | |
| You're up for now. | |
| Let's see if you can stick with the farm. | |
| I can kill them all. | |
| I cannot dive. | |
| No, it appeals for me. | |
| Theresa's diving me. | |
| Ooh, I didn't mean to do that. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| Oh, Discord orb. | |
| So busted, dude. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna swap. | |
| They're all looking at me, man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Join me! | |
| They're all looking at me, bro, like fields online. | |
| Xen left side too. | |
| That's a good target. | |
| He's lit. | |
| He's got a fucking Discord orb on me. | |
| You guys, they're focusing so hard on the high ground, man! | |
| Fuck them up! | |
| They're looking at me, you almost! | |
| Bastion's already weak! | |
| Bastion's one! | |
| Ashes one in the back! | |
| Ashes one in the back! | |
| I got barraged, so we should be good next fight. | |
| Yeah, does Orisa have a retorn battle with that? | |
| My day Fashion one man's best Bastard one on point! | |
| Bastard one! | |
| Bastard one in the middle! | |
| That's the one in the middle From Then in that Guys they're staring at me man Well that We're dead. | |
| Okay, okay, okay, Jesus Christ, I need something. | |
| Oh - with them Zen's lit. | |
| I got Discord. | |
| Zen is literally... | |
| I think we're a little too spread out, I think. | |
| Dude. | |
| Yo, that was fucking... | |
| Guys, what the fuck was that, man? | |
| I was literally creating so much space just shooting them from above and nobody fucking took advantage, man. | |
| Chill, dude. | |
| Chill. | |
| What the fuck do you mean, chill? | |
| Like I'm over here fucking distracting fire with them and what the fuck are you doing? | |
| Shooting bows and arrows? | |
| Get on the fucking gate! | |
| I'm having a shitty ass, dude. | |
| The fuck you doing, man? | |
| I'm not getting any kills. | |
| You're just shooting on the tank. | |
| Literally, like, you can look at my fucking gameplay. | |
| Go on Rumble right now. | |
| There are four of them looking at me. | |
| Okay, dude. | |
| Look at my profile. | |
| I got GM in Overwatch 1. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I just start playing. | |
| Dude, stop. | |
| Chill. | |
| You're trash. | |
| You're fucking trash, faggot. | |
| Your nickname is Hefty. | |
| Play better. | |
| You're using a motherfucker using bow and arrows. | |
| Stop sucking dick at this shit. | |
| How old are you? | |
| What the fuck does I have to do with anything, faggot? | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| Fucking queer! | |
| Play the fucking game and stop showing bows and I was a sucking at this shit! | |
| Is that a mech parent? | |
| I'm discorded. | |
| Bastion and Xan are both on that right side Bastion we got a left Bastion - The last one on the left! - Hashtag. | |
| Bro, what the fuck? | |
| I'm on this Orisa with you bro, I'm on this Orisa with you. | |
| I'm on this Orisa with you. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Orisa one shot, man! | |
| That is one. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm not kidding. | |
| Bastards still weak as shit! | |
| Bastards on the right one shot! | |
| Bastards on the right one shot! | |
| We will kill you! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Take the point man! | |
| Take the point! | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Well, they fucking ulted. | |
| This is an ult, dude. | |
| Ash one shot! | |
| Ash one shot! | |
| God, man! | |
| I'm discorted. | |
| Xen is just beating me. | |
| Okay, we're just gonna... | |
| Big rip, big rip, big rip. | |
| Yo, yo, dude. | |
| I got double your fucking damage. | |
| You need to put pressure on them. | |
| You would be getting so many kills! | |
| Still got some fight. | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| Misery made none of us. | |
| We will shield you, for now. | |
| Pushing forward! | |
| Ah! | |
| Do something! | |
| I got a blast! | |
| Dude... | |
| That's better. | |
| Mom point Not so fast I We lost because it's Anton kid, bro. | |
| We literally lost because it's fucking Antoine kid. | |
| Fucking garbage, bro. | |
| Fucking garbage scrub. | |
| You sound like a fucking chopstick using faggot Asian scrub. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| How the fuck are you Asian and suck at this game you fucking faggot? | |
| Fucking garbage man Dude has 6,000 fucking damage! | |
| Our healer did almost more damage than him! | |
| Fucking garbage! | |
| No fucking pressure! | |
| Why the fuck would you queue up his DPS when you suck at this fucking game, you fucking faggot! | |
| Losing games because kids are fucking trash! | |
| Fucking garbage, man. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| I hate scrubs. | |
| Fucking hate them, man. | |
| They come on this game. | |
| They fucking suck. | |
| They have the nerve to tell me, you're bad. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| I got W damage. | |
| I'm over here weakening the fuck out of them. | |
| You can't do shit. | |
| Because you suck. | |
| You're over here using some faggot. | |
| You're using ball and arrows. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| HOLY SHIT! | |
| Here, matter of matter of fact, I'm gonna avoid that fuckin' s- aw, fuck. | |
| I hope he's not on our team, dude. | |
| Alright, thank God he ain't on our team. | |
| Fuckin' sorry, bro. | |
| Dude was terrible. | |
| He went Hanzo and Widowmaker! | |
| fucking terrible every soldier needs a cause Helping those in need is its own reward. | |
| I'm not losing these fucking scrubs this time, man. | |
| Dude is fucking sorry, man. | |
| What was that fucking last fucking faggot's name? | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Antwong. | |
| View career profile. | |
| Trash! | |
| TRASH! | |
| I just started playing this game again and I'm already better than a sorry ass. | |
| And I've just been playing fucking mouse and keyboard for literally a few weeks. | |
| Better than this fucking faggot. | |
| Dudes are trash. | |
| Rebo Roadhog, Hanzo. | |
| I stand with you. | |
| Reaper's already won. | |
| Nice. | |
| Ah, he got a hook. | |
| Yo, is anybody in the chat? | |
| Are you faggots here? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Jennifer, back up. | |
| Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| All right. | |
| Yo, they're way out of position. | |
| Kill these idiots! | |
| Kill these idiots! | |
| Rise of your lock right in front of us like this! | |
| What the fuck is this shit? | |
| Okay, let's see. | |
| Misery made manifest. | |
| Damn, the Reaper's gonna be a problem. | |
| I know he sucks, he sucks, he sucks. | |
| Right here, right here, Denver. | |
| Fucking teleported. | |
| Please, watch out over there man! | |
| Pugs lit. | |
| Take point! | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper! | |
| - Hey, we're over here weak. | |
| - My honor is your boy. - Kill the Mahal. | |
| - Right. - Okay. - Your end is within my room. | |
| We gotta refocus! | |
| Gotta refocus! | |
| Alright, I hate this map. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| The Reaper's a problem. | |
| Yeah, I hate this map too. | |
| I'm with you, bro. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Okay, got a testament to my sister Got you in my sights let's get this one Hey, Moira left. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Moira left. | |
| Life Fever is here. | |
| Moira's dead. | |
| Life Fever is dead. | |
| Myra's well... | |
| Get fucked bitch! | |
| Reaper?! | |
| You want some tools? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Hanson Reaper, Hanson Reaper over there, Hanson Reaper over there. | |
| We got three of them dead though, they suck. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Yeah, target the reaper, number one. | |
| I'll try and keep Hogg off y'all, but yeah, target the reaper. | |
| He's coming there. | |
| Rafer top left. | |
| Right here, right here. | |
| Great. | |
| He backed off. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Up top there. | |
| Like Rafer being a prick. | |
| Road hog on the right. | |
| He's lit. | |
| Watch out for Reaper, I don't know where he is. | |
| I got Road. | |
| Keep getting scrubs on our team every time. | |
| Keep her behind you. | |
| Hold it, guys. | |
| Hold it. | |
| Hold it. | |
| Lifeweaver won? | |
| Lifeweaver gone? | |
| Winnable? | |
| I'm the captain now faggot Reaper one Surrender to my will Reapers right here Can't ruin my pack, but Reaper's dead. | |
| Aw, he fucking ulted me. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good ult. | |
| Moira, Moira, last one! | |
| Where is this bitch? | |
| Dead. | |
| Let's go, these kids are trash. | |
| Alright, she has a group, she has a group. | |
| Watch the Reaper. | |
| He probably has ult. | |
| He does, but I got visor. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Oh, dragon! | |
| You're a nice one, dragon. | |
| You're not getting nobody with that. | |
| Nice waste of a ult, you stupid fuck. | |
| Air fleet. | |
| I'm not up there. | |
| Whoa, Reaper here, Reaper here. | |
| Reaper weak. | |
| I'm bullying Reaper right now. | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| He doesn't have his teleport. | |
| He's dead. | |
| But Junk... | |
| Oh, I'm dead here. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Don't let me die with the Spicer, guys. | |
| Fuck shit, man. | |
| bigger protects life you run away or die right here I can't get away with this Wait for him. | |
| Rafer right here. | |
| Coming in. | |
| Rafer's blow. | |
| meet your fate you have to touch someone that warms the bones oh no it's 3 you know | |
| i'll try to reach out to the next point oh careful you need you guys can just disassociate if i move to the next point it's all we're crossing back hanzo leak over there genji you should be able to finish him off ha bro holy get that hanzo man I'm at the next point. | |
| Yeah, we're working our way there. | |
| Nothing I can do there. | |
| Oh fuck bro, they're on me, they're on me. | |
| Are you here? | |
| We did it. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up. | |
| Genji. | |
| Thirst detected! | |
| Jazz Genji sucks, bro. | |
| Fucking throwing, bro. | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Let's go, I got Visor. | |
| On the right here, Moira. | |
| I'm gonna, I'm gonna Visor from the side. | |
| Bro, what the fuck happened? | |
| Can you get fucking Rains playing Lightweaver? | |
| That's such a fucking shit. | |
| I think we lose that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Fuck my life, dude. | |
| We need to win this one. | |
| And this fucking retard left though. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| He was getting destroyed so bad he fucking quit. | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Fuck him, man. | |
| Why are we getting retard second DPS kits, man? | |
| I'll try to buy as much time as possible. | |
| Defeat! | |
| Dude is so fucking bad, bro. | |
| Bro, fucking terrible, man. | |
| Alright, anybody that's a DPS watching right now, you motherfuckers, cue up. | |
| Because I'm tired of getting... | |
| We've got two sorry-ass kids on our team in a fucking row. | |
| Alright? | |
| And every single time it's Hanzo players. | |
| I'm tired of fucking Hanzo players, bro. | |
| Who wants to jump in and play? | |
| Because we need a fifth. | |
| This shit's starting to piss me the fuck off. | |
| Who wants to get in? | |
| in. | |
| Who wants to get in, man? | |
| Alright, I guess not. | |
| Whatever. | |
| We'll run one. | |
| No, it's because the stream's a little bit delayed. | |
| So we'll run another game And then We'll run another game And then we'll go from there Actually hold on hold on hold on Let me make sure I avoid those fucking kids. | |
| So it was... | |
| It was... | |
| What was his name? | |
| Last recent players. | |
| Let's see. | |
| This dude is trash. | |
| Avoid his teammate. | |
| Antwong. | |
| Fucking chopstick faggot. | |
| And then the other dude... | |
| What was the name? | |
| Something G-Money. | |
| Yeah, he's probably a nigger. | |
| Avoid his teammate. | |
| Yeah, fuck that shit. | |
| Yup. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now we could play Kew faggots We can always swap rolls up between um I mean, um, because I can play support or DPS if someone wants to play tank as well. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Yeah, and your rival is in here. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| You gotta assert your dominance Genevieve Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Look at the state of the world. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| Alright, join team chat, scrubs. | |
| So, sweet Edina has grown into a domineering quest. | |
| Yo Blaze, you got a mic? | |
| My name is Orisa. | |
| I don't think he's in here. | |
| Nah, he's in here. | |
| Says five players in chat. | |
| My heart is strong, and my javelin is sharp. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Alright. | |
| Time to molest these faggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Moldy. | |
| Hey, focus there, Jericho. | |
| Echo? | |
| Get fucked, Tor! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm here now! | |
| Top one aim! | |
| Myron Aems! | |
| Yep, got her. | |
| Starting with Jericho. | |
| Soldier. | |
| These fucking faggards are about to feel the rain today! | |
| Today I've got time, cuz! | |
| I'm feeling spry. | |
| You're in, this weapon. | |
| I got Junkrat. | |
| Moira's one? | |
| Laurie, is there a teleport? | |
| Use my heals, guys! | |
| Use my heals on the corner. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Back up. | |
| They ulted. | |
| They're ulting. | |
| They're ulting. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sojourn right there. | |
| Sojourn. | |
| Yo, back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I got a visor over here. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Oh, I'm taking high ground in the back. I'm taking high ground in the back. | |
| I'm about to fire these fucking faggots from above. | |
| I got her. | |
| I'm dead here, but I take that phrase. | |
| I'm okay with that. | |
| I got her bolt, so I can't get any goods from it. | |
| I'm holding. | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| you guys regoved you can get back They're all coming for you. | |
| Right below you. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I'm showing the fuck out this Arisa. | |
| Arisa can die, guys! | |
| I got Arisa, yeah, nice. | |
| More That's better. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| surrender to my will jump right top left guys jump right top left this dude is fucking garbage I've seen tougher spots I'm on fire | |
| good choice versus fuck Oh man. | |
| Uh, she is actually just gonna fuck up. | |
| Oh crap. | |
| Oh my god, he got me. | |
| Their Junkrat's kind of annoying. | |
| Nice, good ult. | |
| Where is the lead? | |
| Trying to get you. | |
| Trying to get you. | |
| I'm touching, I'm touching, I'm touching, I'm touching. | |
| Dead. | |
| The payload has reached the chick fight. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Can we fuckin' please make a stop here? | |
| I have ult. | |
| Let me use ult with, um, no crash. | |
| No crash, hit your ult. | |
| Ah, that didn't work. | |
| Get out of my way. | |
| I'm gonna sit here by yourself. | |
| Nice boss. | |
| Alright, now we're down at old neat saviors for sure. | |
| Yeah, because we're gonna have old advantage. | |
| Blaise, you need to stop sucking dick at this shit. | |
| You need to step it off, faggot. | |
| Using Junkrat, you should be spamming the fuck out of them. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Tired of sorry ass niggas on our team. | |
| Back up a bit, guys, so I can actually support you from where I'm at. | |
| I'm on the high ground. | |
| Bro, you're way too bored. | |
| You're way too bored, bro. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| right over there because Zarya oh good shill Oh surrender We need to get there. | |
| What the fuck did I just say? | |
| Zarya, I'm going. | |
| Zarya, you're dead. | |
| They're another tank. | |
| Got that up top. | |
| So... | |
| Headshot! | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| I'm under attack. | |
| I'm healing. | |
| So are we. | |
| We're all the day. | |
| Behind me. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| We can't get healed. | |
| We can't get healed. | |
| Kill the Zarya! | |
| Kill the Zarya! | |
| He's weak! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Their healers are really putting in a lot of work. | |
| Runkar behind, left side. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Fucking soldier indeed. | |
| Left side, please. | |
| Behind. | |
| Nice. | |
| And she's dead. | |
| They open? | |
| Yo, this Junker on our team is fucking trash! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| We just keep getting fucking retarded GPS They're probably just gonna go a lot of range here | |
| I just sent him a mess up I told him stop being trash. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Anybody got a toothpick? | |
| What are them mantis arms stuck between the molars? | |
| Yeah, this dude needs to stop sucking dick. | |
| Oh yes, your favorite character. | |
| Oh dude, it's your favorite character. | |
| Yo, let me know if there's anyone watching that's a good DPS that wants to play, bro. | |
| Or a good tank, bro. | |
| I fucking can't play tank or support, I don't know. | |
| I just don't fucking... | |
| I hope they're still there. | |
| Oh, man. - That guy's fast looking at me. - Arisa weak? | |
| Arisa drop down? | |
| He's pretty close too. | |
| Alright. | |
| I need to shoot shell them. | |
| Target the guys up here. | |
| Like... | |
| Are we cool fucking Junkrat? | |
| Arisa could die. | |
| Nah, she's just fucking eating that shit. | |
| Cause their DPS are just sitting up there jerking off while fucking my ass. | |
| Nah, I'm fucking going Winton real quick. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Fucking mercy. | |
| Call him. | |
| I'm going with you, Winston. | |
| I'm going with you. | |
| Who the fuck is she below? | |
| Jericho wasted her fucking ability. | |
| We're dead Oh There is one There is one Oh fuck this Oh Give me a lot, give me a lot, let's go | |
| Fuck you! | |
| That's it, Moira. | |
| Don't crack. | |
| Moira's dead here. | |
| Aina, wait. | |
| Kiriko, go fuck yourself. | |
| Oh, I'm fucked here. | |
| Maybe? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, look it out. | |
| Junk's dead. | |
| Thank you, Mercy. | |
| Love you, long fucking time. | |
| Moira here. | |
| on these Guys, Jericho. | |
| Keeva, too. | |
| Got him both. | |
| I'm diving Kiriko, or Moirami. | |
| Ooh, nope. | |
| Nope, mercy, mercy, mercy! | |
| Oh, that's so fucking unfortunate. | |
| Try to get out. | |
| Try to get out. | |
| I can't hear you, bro. | |
| Try to get back. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Fuck off Sojourn. | |
| I'm up above. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Mark Jericho. | |
| He used her invincibility for cleanse. | |
| Nice. | |
| Diving. | |
| Payload, payload, payload. | |
| Monkey? | |
| Crazy. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Yeah, I'm junk. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Yeah, just keep on payload. | |
| Yeah, if you can follow me. | |
| Mercy is working well. | |
| Or whatever the fuck we're doing, it's working. | |
| I believe in y'all. | |
| Monkey on me. | |
| He ulted. | |
| Careful, Mercy. | |
| Yeah, you're good. | |
| I'm 4-10. I'm 4-10. I'm 5-10. I'm 5-10. I'm 5-10. | |
| Yeah, yep, yep, yep. | |
| Down the back top. | |
| Hey, we're all here. | |
| Alright, nice. | |
| I'm diving. | |
| Parac on me. | |
| Soldier on me. | |
| He's one. | |
| He's one. | |
| Aw, fuck me, dude. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| You will be renewed. | |
| Yeah, I'm just tracking them, they're both back there. | |
| Now I'm backing out of time here, getting melted. | |
| I'll just save my point, save my point. | |
| I'm pushing it really far. | |
| Reeper, find you guys! | |
| Behind you! | |
| Reeper! | |
| Behind? | |
| Targeting the raper and shit? | |
| Ooh, I'm dead here. | |
| They have similar CPS. I don't know if my key is going to work there, but we'll see. | |
| Yeah, we should probably switch off. | |
| I will. | |
| Give me a second. | |
| Oh, that stuns me. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| That's better. | |
| Can we provide you guys a few of them? | |
| Force raid mode? | |
| There he is. | |
| Halo is on to your mind. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Come on, Moira. | |
| I'll reuse her Fade. | |
| You're so used to teleport I'm dead here. | |
| I'm just lazy. | |
| I never hold All right, I Watch out, Reaper. | |
| Oh, Reaper's a retard, bro. | |
| Oh, the blaze kid is a fucking idiot. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* We got, like, one more place. | |
| *laughs* Maybe two. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* I got Visor. | |
| He goes back to Junkrat. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* We got a target there. | |
| It's pretty easy in the back. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* I've got you in my sights. | |
| Keep playing! | |
| Keep playing! | |
| No. | |
| Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| He's the last one! | |
| Kill this fucking scrub! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Blaze, get in the fucking backpack, you scrub! | |
| Holy fuck! | |
| I'm tired of sorry motherfuckers on my team! | |
| Goddamn, my back hurts! | |
| - Three to three. - Do I go monkey here again? | |
| That's the thing. | |
| Monkey worked pretty well on this first objective. | |
| Yeah, Mercy, just stick with me here. | |
| We're gonna dive there back. | |
| Every soldier, because... | |
| Well, do my best. | |
| I believe in us. | |
| I think that's the only way we get past this first point quickly, is if we dive their backline and try and move them to give us some space. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| I believe you guys can beat the fuck out of their ink. | |
| Overwatch. | |
| Keepers of the status quo. | |
| This is either gonna go really far than you're really well. | |
| attack commencing. | |
| They're all up top here. | |
| Hold it Back up back up back up Because Oh fuck! | |
| You were able to move it a bit though. | |
| Come on. | |
| Coming back. | |
| We've got to move it quite. | |
| Yeah, watch up top, above you guys. | |
| He just dudes right above him. | |
| They bring Jericho up here. | |
| Punky weak! | |
| Shit! | |
| Hold your behind, hold your behind! | |
| - Get on. | |
| - Whoa, there was a gun on me, what the fuck? - Get on. - I can try and test you into Salem. | |
| Die! | |
| Die! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Bro, why do we keep getting retards on our team like Blaze, bro? | |
| Why? | |
| Why, why, fucking why, man? | |
| Keep getting fucking brain dead retard low IQ fucking dumbasses like this kid on our team every time. | |
| We have to full hold these kids man. | |
| I'm just gonna try and hold that corner. | |
| Either that or we try and hold spawn for a second. | |
| But... | |
| Think of it as fuel beneath the flames of your vengeance. | |
| Yeah, just target their... ...boughts, I guess. | |
| Monkey, okay. | |
| Him, Reaper, too, he just south-footed. | |
| I'm on the field. | |
| Alright, I'm getting a backup point here. | |
| Oh, no, I'm getting melted. | |
| That's a game. | |
| Game, bro. | |
| The payload isn't pushing its destination. | |
| That's tough, bro. | |
| I don't know what it is that these fucking retards are. | |
| bro. | |
| We've gotten three sorry-ass kids on our team every time. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got anyone that's not fucking garbage at this shit that wants to play. | |
| Oh my god, Gameco. | |
| Go fuck yourself. | |
| Volatile and reverse. | |
| I lost, like, so much. | |
| I know their fuckin' team was fuckin' juiced, too. | |
| Rank-wise. | |
| Bullshit. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| Most of them are private. | |
| Okay, yeah, platforms for... | |
| I mean, the other one's a Platinum Rule Challenger, but... | |
| We got... | |
| 7.5k watching on twitter another almost 3000 on rumble shout out to y'all I guess you guys like to watch me rage on fucking sorry motherfuckers that come on our team fucking terrible man of. | |
| you Dude said only children play Overwatch. | |
| Actually, the average age of Overwatch players is somewhere in their mid-20s or 30s. | |
| So nice try, faggot. | |
| Call of Duty is for faggots, bro. | |
| Every fucking bummy, loser, faggot plays Call of Duty, man. | |
| It's fucking gay. | |
| It's low IQ shit, man. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Just queue up, man. | |
| It's fucking terrible, bro. | |
| I mean, I can try... | |
| I can swap DPS, but then we have to try and get a good tank. | |
| Uh, it's fine, man. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Just fucking play tank. | |
| You don't want an idiot to get tank either. | |
| We can only have Neat play tank. | |
| You got that, right, Neat? | |
| I'm better off at support, probably. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'll probably go for like another 45 to an hour. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'ma get fucking breakfast. | |
| Who's trying to play Hanzo? | |
| *Sigh* Oh this map. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Yo, Aqua-o. | |
| Join team chat. | |
| Let's see if this flag's in here. | |
| He's... | |
| Yo, Aqua, you got a mic? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| If you ever need help, just fly to me, Angela. | |
| I have decent faith in Aqua looking at his past seasons compared to 99% of the other DPS we've had. | |
| I believe in you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Don't fail us. | |
| We will roast the shit out of you. | |
| Nah, he's not a scrub. | |
| I look at his stats and he's not a scrub. | |
| Yeah, no, I was looking through it. | |
| I'm like, okay. | |
| He's kind of built-diffy. | |
| Check your corners. | |
| I don't know if he plays sellers. | |
| They have Joker. | |
| She's already half, bro. | |
| She's already half. | |
| Gay-ass Lucio, where her? | |
| Yep. | |
| Got her here. | |
| Meet her ass in the corner. | |
| You're You're You're You're You're You're You're You're You're Torb's Torb is one Torb is one Torb is one You're under way No Kirk me | |
| Check Affirmative Affirmative What's the rotate? | |
| That's Better Careful You're gonna jump you They don't like you, Mercy. | |
| I'm fine. - You messed her knife. | |
| You messed her knife if it sucks. | |
| - Hey, yeah. - You're stuck. - I surrender to my will. | |
| - Jail the Mahal. - You got your clean on point. - All right. - You got it. - It's time. - I'll fire the heat. - All right. | |
| - Yeah, she got me there. - Get control of that point. - Get control of that point. - Shit. - I'm gonna try. | |
| - Heroes, Michael. | |
| - What? | |
| - All right. - You have three group. | |
| pitch camera on me. | |
| We're gonna lay off him. | |
| We're here down a healer. | |
| Wait. | |
| Pain is in nervous room In charge, Jane Oh, she's going right behind me, I didn't like that I'm not gonna- I'm gonna visor them from the right, get ready guys, I'm visoring from the right, let's go! | |
| Okay, good luck I knew Behind? | |
| Okay, that, I mean... | |
| Can we get on point from that? | |
| Two DPS. Yeah. | |
| Awkward, if you can... | |
| come back. | |
| I'm cool. | |
| You revive that? | |
| Thanks. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I got her! | |
| I'm Pinder! | |
| Let's go! | |
| for him right here? | |
| I need help I need attention. | |
| Medical. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Poor Brave. | |
| Lucia won! | |
| Here's being a fuck it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, I got a little bit. | |
| Yeah, I'm mad. | |
| Good to hear. | |
| Now my oil here, so if we can get him the clump up, that'd be best. | |
| Oh. | |
| I just don't want to get hindered. | |
| Nice. | |
| If anyone gets hindered, let me know. | |
| that way I'm not gonna get fucking shafted on my wall. | |
| Oh, I'm in behind. | |
| Yep. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| I've tried to. | |
| That's unfortunate. | |
| Alright, we gotta, uh... | |
| You're gonna have to confess. | |
| I don't think I'll get back in time. | |
| I touched. | |
| Yo, uh, Aqua, you gotta fucking step it up, bro. | |
| You gotta step it up. | |
| You gotta fucking step it up, man. | |
| He's doing alright. | |
| Uh, no. | |
| Uh, I don't know. | |
| That's a weird... | |
| They have a weird team comp. | |
| I'm not gonna lie. | |
| McCree with fucking... | |
| He got the luckiest. | |
| High noon of his life fucking sucks, dude. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| He's just walking behind. | |
| Um... | |
| This map. | |
| Clear heads. | |
| Sharp eyes. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| If you're alright with soldiering, yeah. | |
| Uh, just target? | |
| Yeah, Mei might be good on this, honestly. | |
| Mei will be good on last time thinking about it, but... | |
| He's pretty good for walling off and bullshit. | |
| So Krii top middle by himself. | |
| I don't know if I can use her ability. | |
| Joker Queen weak, killer! | |
| Joker Queen's one. | |
| McCree behind me, McCree behind me. | |
| Up top. | |
| Yep. | |
| Kill this McCree, he's one shot, he's an idiot. | |
| Up top there. | |
| I don't know what the fuck it is. | |
| Lucio's coming to you guys. | |
| Be careful. | |
| The tank's back. | |
| I'm gonna jump on you guys. | |
| If you need, just fall down. | |
| Fall down and wait. | |
| I'm gonna stay down here. | |
| I might need you guys down here What's that? | |
| Where? | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah, it's Thunder. | |
| Nice. | |
| Am I right here? | |
| Am I right at these rebellions? | |
| I think you can get her there. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Yeah, just keep sticking together. | |
| It's working. | |
| I'm gonna save my old hair workin' on him. | |
| Let's save ours, Aqua, unless you need to. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lysio. | |
| Lucio. | |
| Hit a couple times. | |
| Dunkerqueen on me. | |
| Fucked up. | |
| Ash! | |
| Ash up top. | |
| Dunkerqueen's dead. | |
| She's ass. | |
| Nice killin' Ash. | |
| Watch the grenade. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Probably Lucio's gonna touch. | |
| I'm gonna get off for a second and try and intercept. | |
| Drown the point! | |
| No man. | |
| Alright. | |
| What map are we on? | |
| *cough* Oh god. | |
| I hate this. | |
| Um... | |
| We got this one. | |
| We can do this one. | |
| Yeah, Mei's good. | |
| One on this. | |
| Alright, let's destroy these scrubs, man. | |
| They're not good. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Let's go for the win! | |
| Powered up! | |
| Supplying damage increase! | |
| Let us end this! | |
| Hanzo! | |
| You will be removed yet! | |
| I'll try to repay the failure! | |
| Junker Queen left side! | |
| Yup! | |
| With Lucio! | |
| Now feast! | |
| Junker Queen on the left! | |
| Junker Queen on the left! | |
| She just used Scream! | |
| The objective is now active! | |
| Hanzo! | |
| Hanzo weak? | |
| Over here! | |
| We're up! | |
| I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing. | |
| Hanzo is weak. | |
| All right. | |
| Group back up. | |
| That's better. | |
| Burger Queen! | |
| Weep! | |
| She's off! | |
| Kill her! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Thank you She's gone the right you know, yes | |
| Right side Nice I | |
| know, but if you hold up here, it's really good for you. | |
| Yeah, you get a good side shot. | |
| They're here now. | |
| But just sit there and shoot him from the side Bionic healing ready for use Don't die don't Oh, we just lost one. | |
| We just lost our main. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| They're gonna- Angle, you're being pushed. | |
| Oh, good res. | |
| Good res. | |
| Kill the Bob if we can. | |
| Oh, careful. | |
| Healing you. | |
| He's gone, he's gone, he's gone. | |
| I died. | |
| Oh, no way that- Behind you guys, behind you guys on point. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hanzo, Hanzo top left, Hanzo top left, Hanzo top left! | |
| Nah, that doesn't matter, we got Wife. | |
| *cough* I'm gonna rip up again. | |
| We just really need a target there. | |
| Ash and Hans. | |
| I killed the, I killed the Ash on the last one, man. | |
| No, you're good, you're good. | |
| They're- they're just doing a lot of damage. | |
| And it makes their head worse. | |
| Whoa! | |
| That's one. | |
| Oh. | |
| No way they got her. | |
| Oh! | |
| right turn between on the right she's weak green one turn for green one killer bro there you go better the top okay we got one we got point Ash, ash, ash, ash. | |
| Can you res that? | |
| What? | |
| That'll be game. | |
| We're gonna touch here. | |
| Junker Queen, I'll keep her off. | |
| Oh, it's my swall. | |
| Oh, thank god. | |
| Oh, okay, that worked too. | |
| Holy shit, finally, bro. | |
| I was just booping their Junker Queen away. | |
| Good shit, yeah. | |
| This kid sucks. | |
| The Aqua did break it this time. | |
| He got the luckiest high-loses hype. | |
| Nah, y'all did good. | |
| He can't even aim! | |
| He sucks! | |
| He barely aimed, dude. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| W. | |
| Alright. | |
| Anybody else here? | |
| Can we get a good DPS in here? | |
| We need a good DPS. I'm tired of playing with fucking sorry ass niggas, man. | |
| Yeah, I think I'm a caller here. | |
| I'm tired of shit. | |
| Wait, wait, what? | |
| Did I just hear I suck dick? | |
| Did I just hear I'm a faggot? | |
| Did I just hear I'm a fucking queer? | |
| Bro, come on, yo. | |
| There's no breaks. | |
| What time is it? | |
| 10am? | |
| There's no breaks on the rape train, faggot. | |
| It's 7am for me. | |
| There's no breaks on the rape train, faggot. | |
| The train continues onward. | |
| I don't want to lose again, bro. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| Fucking start the game. | |
| Yeah, let's fucking go, you fucking queer. | |
| There is no breaks on the rape train. | |
| We will end this. | |
| The beanies will continue. | |
| Fucking tryhard, bro. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| The beanies will continue. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I might go get food after this. | |
| I'm not fucking leaving. | |
| Fucking struggling. | |
| The show goes on. | |
| This is my home. | |
| They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. | |
| I'm so fucking hungry. | |
| I agree. | |
| Real nigga gaming over here. | |
| Fuck Twitch. | |
| We do what the fuck we wanna do over here. | |
| We're toxic gaming. | |
| Real nigga gaming over here, baby. | |
| These fucking gamers, you guys aren't safe no more because I'm fucking back. | |
| Okay, you fucking almost didn't know, but I game too. | |
| I'm fucking nice. | |
| I'm out here. | |
| Not only do I teach you guys how to get girls, teach you guys how to fucking make money, teach you guys how to fucking do all this shit. | |
| And I game and I fuck these faggots up too. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The road to champion. | |
| Alright? | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Toxic gaming! | |
| Real nigga time! | |
| We talk shit over here! | |
| We bully these faggots on lobbies! | |
| The baneys will continue! | |
| Yo, Bando, yes, you can play, bro. | |
| Get on your fucking smurf, faggot. | |
| I'll bring you in next game. | |
| Tired of having sorry motherfuckers on my shit. | |
| So yo, Bando, get on your fucking smurf, faggot. | |
| Nah, dude. | |
| Spudley's gonna pop off once. | |
| We'll see. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| Is gold too? | |
| I literally just started playing this game about two months ago. | |
| Just playing mouse and keyboard for about three weeks. | |
| I'm out here destroying these scrubs and these niggas been on here playing since sieves and won. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Toxic Gaming. | |
| Yeah, that's a good team name. | |
| I like that. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| We bully faggots over here, man. | |
| No more safe spaces for you faggots. | |
| You guys aren't safe. | |
| No more. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I like this 4-man crew raid. | |
| He's getting fucked up, these baggots i'm fucking him up he is with up left up left oh shit yo yo yo fucking uh yo fucking soldier in behind us man this is trash | |
| they got soldier and soldier in that's not so fast eating the out of sojourn i got slept i'm gonna fucking nap dude I'm coming back. | |
| Why do we got a hanzo on our team, bro? | |
| What the fuck is wrong with it? | |
| He's winning me man Over there help our help our mantra of our mantra. | |
| We're on target. | |
| We're not the gas station one shot. | |
| We're on top The gas station one shot, bro. | |
| I Mean she probably did Oh, they're there. | |
| They're there. | |
| Oh I know one shot behind us. | |
| She old did that all Z dude surrender to my will Oh Oh, don't you fuck. | |
| Ana behind you guys! | |
| Ana behind you guys dead because she sucks. | |
| Bulger's one. | |
| Bulger's one. | |
| Got em both. | |
| Moirber's one. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice. | |
| Let's go! | |
| It's up top of seven for you faggots! | |
| I'm here! | |
| I ain't stopping! | |
| What's up? - Up top. - Get this on a whore! - On a whore? | |
| I'm on point, so. - Let's go! | |
| Needles, let's go! | |
| Take that whore down! | |
| They got a Genji now. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Up top there, soldier. | |
| Oh fuck, so that hit me. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Genji on me, Genji on me! | |
| I need help! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Come on, come on, come on! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yeah... | |
| Genji hacked? | |
| Did I hit him though? | |
| No. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna vice them up from up top. | |
| You might get next time. | |
| Soldier is just beaming me. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Genji, behind. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Got Mercy though? | |
| Mercy dead, Mercy dead. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Got Mercy. | |
| We're both hot. | |
| They're both low as shit. | |
| Got em. | |
| The fuck is the Genji? | |
| top and you down below Lit. | |
| Oh, he got fucked. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Oh, he got restarted. | |
| Oh, he got restarted. | |
| That was a waste of her. | |
| I'm eating the fuck out of here Soldier above you guys he ran He sucks. | |
| Yeah, they all backed up. | |
| Get you one? | |
| No reflect? | |
| No reflect? | |
| Got him. | |
| I'm fucked idiot! | |
| Mercy. | |
| I'm just full-fending it right now. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| I'm the man! | |
| What's up? | |
| You punched him. | |
| Fucking squab get punched in the face because you suck at this shit! | |
| Yeah, fuck off with the anti-heal. | |
| Up top, Kenji. | |
| He's replaying me as the replaying it. | |
| Buh, fuck off. | |
| I could overhear him. | |
| He's killing it. | |
| Yeah, I'm fucking going. | |
| Kenji dead. | |
| I got left, in, rocked. | |
| Got her. | |
| With the fucking AoE. | |
| Nice. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Your match was so good. | |
| Thinking about to push through people and damage both of them is so nice. | |
| To kill like mercies and shit. | |
| He's camping. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Mmm. | |
| The first point? | |
| I'm gonna go Ryan. | |
| Big dick. | |
| Let's do this. | |
| I'm gonna hold like that little fucking lower passage. | |
| Boom! | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I don't need- I don't know if you want to sit down there with me because you can get some really good, um, like, uh... | |
| Efficiency? | |
| I don't know. | |
| This is a close quarters area. | |
| You can't. | |
| I'm gonna sit down here though, and just hold this area, because I can try and charge him and shit. | |
| Yeah, no, honestly, you being up top is good, and then, uh... | |
| Spud's drawing attention left and I'm drawing- er, right, and I'm drawing attention left, so it's gonna split. | |
| I'm really bad. | |
| Oh, they gotta do with this. | |
| I'm not worried about that, dude. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm gonna get top gas station. | |
| Guys, play conservative. | |
| I'm not there. | |
| Just play conservative for a second. | |
| Alright, I'm back. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Alright, hold the corner. | |
| Hold the corner, hold the corner. - I require resistance. | |
| - Moira's murdering. - Genji weak. | |
| - Oh, oh. | |
| - I'm trying to let off some speed. | |
| - Behind you. | |
| Genji. - Genji on the left, Genji on the left. - Genji's fucked. | |
| - I got slapped. | |
| I'm gonna get my ass beat. - Genji on the left. - Oh. | |
| Did we shoot the soldier just sitting up there or not? | |
| We all died. | |
| I know, that soldier's leg is sitting up top. | |
| I'm going to go off real quick. | |
| Bro, don't push up that. | |
| That's always a horrible spot. | |
| If you don't go fuck yourself, I swear to god. | |
| I'm flushing, I'm flushing. | |
| Alright, let him have it, let him have it, let him have it. | |
| I'm anti-healed. | |
| I need help. | |
| Are we sure? | |
| Are we sure? | |
| Let him have it, let him have it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Fuck, I was holding her. | |
| There's way better hold every year than you go. | |
| Again she is one Wait group up group up back the fuck up back up. | |
| Oh Back up. | |
| When you all die, I'm teabagging. | |
| There you go. | |
| Target the soldier, for the love of Christ. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Genji's one. | |
| Where is he? | |
| Oh, got him, got him, got him! | |
| I'm still holding payload. | |
| Good shit! | |
| Okay, I'm coming. | |
| If you're gonna die, just get out. | |
| Moira one on their team! | |
| Warrior 1's dead. | |
| Warrior dead. | |
| Come on, Doom. | |
| He used his ult. | |
| pressure And I'm back here Get this Doomfaggot! | |
| Doomfaggot! | |
| Yeah, you better run, you fucking faggot. | |
| Get on top of the building. | |
| Take high ground, we got him. | |
| We held him. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Hold up here and shit. | |
| Masha on the left. | |
| NG here. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Soldier! | |
| Right here! | |
| Kill this idiot! | |
| Soldier went over here! | |
| He dropped down. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| NG right here. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| If I get slept, oh my god. | |
| NG dead! | |
| I know one! | |
| What idiot! | |
| Oh dude this is one behind! | |
| Oh nice to get the wrong! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh sorry I was trying to kill their soldier that was being a prick. | |
| We did. | |
| I hear Genji. | |
| They got Winston, they got Winston now, they got Winston. | |
| Staying on point, don't worry about it. | |
| I'll get there Genji. | |
| Please don't shoot him. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, Mookie. | |
| Don't you want? | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| Soldier. | |
| Get you weak! | |
| Soldier up top! | |
| Soldier up top on the left! | |
| Get him up! | |
| It's not going anywhere. | |
| I'm not going to keep you high in the back. | |
| Whistlin' dead! | |
| Idiot! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Nanofisor! | |
| Nanofisor! | |
| Hide, hide, hide, hide! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Get that whore! | |
| She jumped off map. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| This dumbass monkey over here! | |
| Monkey! | |
| Monkey weak! | |
| I got visors for the last fight! | |
| I can't do shit without their speed, yeah. | |
| How'd you love? | |
| Soldier top left! | |
| Soldier left! | |
| Oh! | |
| GG1! GG1! GG1! GG1! Got their mercy, though. | |
| Got their mercy. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The punishment will continue! | |
| Come here, faggots! | |
| Where'd you go, whore? | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Where you at? | |
| I see you! | |
| She's right here! | |
| Oh, you died! | |
| Oh, you almost got fucked back. | |
| Get this stupid monkey! | |
| First of all, you're alone. | |
| Oh, I might die here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My bad. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| We got space. | |
| We're gonna back up the group. | |
| You fucking dummy! | |
| You fucking scrub! | |
| Get him Torb! | |
| Get him Torb! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go that nigga's trash Let's fuck it These maggots can't stop me! | |
| I'm the fucking captain now! | |
| Victory! | |
| See, I told you Spudly would pop off. | |
| You did good. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Hey, it's me. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Beat the f***ing punch from the f*** out, people. | |
| He's f***ing me, bud. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Go three. | |
| You know time it is needles I'm down to play to it | |
| We've been cooking so Bro that was there one of their guys is first I Oh, I guess it wasn't his first placement. | |
| He only had one win. | |
| Poor guy. | |
| Oh, fuck his ass. | |
| Cowgirl. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, this dude took Soldier? | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Alright, so what's the team, guys? | |
| Yo, uh, soldier, are you in here? | |
| You gonna cook on McCree right now? | |
| Yeah, I'll cook on McCree, fuck it. | |
| Yeah, that's it, dude. | |
| If not, you could always do Soldier, dude. | |
| I don't like Soja anymore. | |
| She's kinda weird. | |
| She's really good, but I just don't like her. | |
| Her movement's like, wonky. | |
| Let's do this shit. | |
| Jericho used to teleport. | |
| You might need an anti-heal They're just holding the right-hand side idiots Yeah, it's just... | |
| Thank you kindly. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get on me! | |
| No. | |
| Jericho's gotta be dead there, right? | |
| She's won! | |
| She's won! | |
| She's won the Kyriko! | |
| Soldier on high ground! | |
| Soldier on high ground! | |
| I'm flaking around. | |
| Trying to divert attention. | |
| Kirko's one. | |
| Kirko teleported. | |
| Ain't no way you're lying! | |
| Oh, I need help! | |
| I need help! | |
| I need help! | |
| I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. | |
| Soldier used to mold there? | |
| Crazy. | |
| Crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm fine with that. | |
| Honestly, you kind of wasted it. | |
| I got on the left I have old here hey let's just get up here and push in let's push in I got a high no let's go We're on point, we're on point. | |
| Just get the point, I'm on Mog. | |
| I pulled him off. | |
| Ah shit, he's on now. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, Ryan. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I put a heal down for you. | |
| Use it. | |
| I have no health. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Here, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's not a good matchup for me. | |
| I just did it because I... Go in, Ryan. | |
| Go in. | |
| Go in. | |
| Mago weak coming on point. | |
| Mago weak coming on point. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| But yeah, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| He's melting me. | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| I need yellow target Genji one I got Mog. | |
| Mog going. | |
| Top off the side. | |
| Jerko's dead. | |
| I switched your ass. | |
| Honestly, after this ult, I might swap to Og on this point. | |
| Err, when we get to Bridge. | |
| This bridge has to, like, it's gonna be tough with Rhyme. | |
| Alright, can someone stay on point real quick? | |
| Yeah, Moggazar over here on the left. | |
| Up top. | |
| We need to focus that soldier up top there. | |
| Yo, Maka's in her spawn. | |
| Yo, Maka's in her fucking spawn. | |
| Okay Still got some photos Lucio I'm assuming. | |
| I can't do shit here, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| End of war. | |
| I don't know how you're alive. | |
| Oh, I can just swing this. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Idiot! | |
| I love you. | |
| Idiot! | |
| Mog. | |
| Mog done. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| On top, on top! | |
| Bitch it. | |
| Yeah, on top. | |
| He dropped. | |
| Aw you fu- Pfff, fush her right. | |
| Let's go, Needle. | |
| Let's get up top again. | |
| Yeah, you two get up top right now. | |
| Let's go to the swamp. | |
| Oh shit, I have to run, I have to run, Needle. | |
| Scarecrow used her teleport. | |
| Long up top Over one keep pushing point Ignore them. | |
| They're dumbfucks. | |
| Yeah, true, true. | |
| Bro, no way to just let us cast! | |
| I have ult, too, so... | |
| You're so retarded. | |
| Hold on, Ray. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Beat their ass. | |
| Beat their ass. | |
| You with me, bitch? | |
| I sacrificed myself. | |
| How about point? | |
| Just get on point, just get on point. | |
| Okay, it's working. | |
| He's fucked. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Yeah, we're not sure. | |
| I'm on top. | |
| I need a swap. | |
| I can't compute with too much. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| God. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| You're alone, you're alone. | |
| Yeah, just die, just die if you can. | |
| Get out. | |
| Try to save you? | |
| Nah, nah, it's not worth it. | |
| I tried to flank with a visor, but you guys were already all dead. | |
| Mate, just get back, just get back, mate. | |
| No, she's okay. | |
| She has wall and shit. | |
| Let's wait a second. | |
| I'll wait for him to get back. | |
| Alright, I'm back. | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Watch her on the side here. | |
| Okay, Bastion up top. | |
| Bastion's lit. | |
| Bastion has his hoodie up. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Push up. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Can we get Ana here? | |
| Who's your dad? | |
| Thank you, Ana. | |
| Got her. | |
| Take it, take it, take it. | |
| I'm gonna be on the high ground. | |
| Shoo down on these faggots. | |
| I'm just beating his ass. | |
| Nice National Damn I got fucking bone Kids we got it garbage. | |
| Let's go Complete I'm the captain now faggots I think we stick May for sure I'm gonna go with Ramatra on the first objective. | |
| Especially if he's gonna go... | |
| Mog. | |
| I mean, the Ryan isn't bad, bro, on defense on the first one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Definitely second. | |
| If it's near bridge, I kinda wanna go road. | |
| That's fine. | |
| And then third I'll probably go Ramatra. | |
| We'll see how this goes. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You could go up here. | |
| What? | |
| It's like... | |
| I've gotten so many kills with Junkrat one time, I just put the trap here, they guide me and get stuck. | |
| Great. | |
| I'll probably play here-ish. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| But then they're gonna push here, so be careful. | |
| Yeah, that's the other reason too, so I can see them coming to the left side. | |
| Yeah, it's either that or here, so... | |
| I'm not sure, be careful. | |
| You're somber, what the fuck did I just say? | |
| Monkey. | |
| Monkey. | |
| I'm not worried about Monkey, honestly. | |
| That's not a good matchup for them. | |
| Genji! | |
| Genji already hacked! | |
| Genji one! | |
| Oh, fucking monkey. | |
| Monkey weak! | |
| Left side Kiriko. | |
| Monkey already weak. | |
| Melting him. | |
| Monkey one! | |
| Go behind, behind, behind, get you behind. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one. | |
| Oh, he's reflecting. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Aw, he's one. | |
| Aw, he's literally one now. | |
| Monkey in here. | |
| Eating his ass. | |
| Sojourner, sojourner, and he heals. | |
| I'm 5 HP. Turn around, Mercy. | |
| Turn around, I'm literally gonna die. | |
| I'm literally dead. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Back up. | |
| Yeah, they might have this one. | |
| Eww. | |
| I'm gonna wait. | |
| I gotcha. | |
| We backed up. | |
| We get scared. | |
| We do need to push up here a bit. | |
| I'm gonna go top castle. | |
| Shoot on these faggots. | |
| Sojourn right here. | |
| Got her. | |
| Out there Sojourn. | |
| Out there Lucio. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Genji above, Genji above! | |
| Getting the fuck out of Monkey. | |
| Oh fucking faggot This ends now Watch out, watch out! | |
| Where's Monkey? | |
| He was behind. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Literally behind. | |
| Ah, shit! | |
| I got Genji. | |
| Monkey week, I got visor. | |
| How close are you to hammer? | |
| I haven't. | |
| As soon as I get it off, the monkey. | |
| I can hear these guys. | |
| Do it, do it, do it. | |
| No! | |
| The Genji's one, bro! | |
| Fuck Funky Thank you Stay out of my way. | |
| Good to see the monkey. | |
| That worked okay though. | |
| I'm already like halfway to a little again, so... | |
| They're monkey definitely as old. | |
| They got toward now? | |
| Oh, they're all diving me. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I don't know what she was thinking there. | |
| Torb on me. | |
| Torb on me. | |
| Torb one. | |
| Yes. | |
| Turret. | |
| Turret. | |
| And Genji fucking faggot put a turret up top. | |
| Get the torque turret, guys. | |
| Get the torque turret. | |
| It's gonna fuck us up. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Yup. | |
| Fuck that monkey up. | |
| There we go, Needles. | |
| Let's go! | |
| He ulted it, I got him to ult. | |
| Careful. | |
| Mercy! | |
| I was like... | |
| He's-he's-he's feeding this monkey. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Ready? | |
| NICE! NICE! Oh, that was the most satisfying hammer I've ever had. | |
| I think that hit literally their entire team. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Oh lord, I need help! | |
| Oh, they got you. | |
| Where's the one? | |
| Where's the one over? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Barbara No, man the tour fucking bag I don't know she hurt I don't know how the fuck he got around from behind me. | |
| I'm holding. | |
| Not me charging off. | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| I had a slight moment there. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| I'm melted there now. | |
| Okay, yeah, it's backslap. | |
| Pocky one, Pocky Dekki. | |
| Nice, nice, nice, nice. | |
| You have no tank either. | |
| Heels over here for you guys, on the corner. | |
| And you right here. | |
| Genji, no reflex! | |
| Yeah, he's running. | |
| Outside here. | |
| Riker's gonna use their ability. | |
| Poppin' everything. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Bro, I got fuckin'... | |
| They, like, quad ulped it. | |
| No way you got that. | |
| Monkey, get fucked! | |
| Monkey, get fucked! | |
| They're not on point, they're not on point, they're not on point! | |
| Okay, good, good. | |
| I got visor! | |
| Monkey... | |
| Aw, I'm dead here. | |
| I think. | |
| Looks like it heals. | |
| Aw, no. | |
| I just helped one that whole time. | |
| Yo, they're so retarded. | |
| Yeah, they're dumbasses. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Uh, you have ult, right? | |
| Wait, um, when I ult, soldier ult, okay. | |
| Yep, yep, yep, I'm here, I'm here. | |
| They're diving me, they're diving me! | |
| Cause I don't know uh... | |
| I need help, they're all looking at me man! | |
| He just won? | |
| No. | |
| Is this your slow? | |
| Dead. | |
| Forb. | |
| Forb tuned everywhere. | |
| Bro, let's fucking go. | |
| Jerko right here. | |
| Ain't no way. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I'm old. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Okay, beat the fuck out of the monkey. | |
| Genji hack. | |
| Genji log, Genji log. | |
| Kenji dead was fucking terrible. | |
| Get blocked. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Fuck your ult, bitch. | |
| Monkey, Monkey on the right! | |
| Any help? | |
| Any help? | |
| What am I fucking looking at dude? | |
| Bro, let's fucking go! | |
| Is that a tracer? | |
| It is. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Hey, you ran like a little bitch, Ryan. | |
| 20,000 damage! | |
| these fucking faggots are trash! | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Yo, Needles, that skin is lit, bro. | |
| That you got. | |
| Yeah, I just got it right now from the battle pass. | |
| He stayed alive because he's not a bot? | |
| Yo, you guys had almost 50,000 healing between you two. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| The power of supports, man. | |
| When you got good supports, holy shit. | |
| Good stuff, guys. | |
| I like that their tour was like, he ran like a bitch. | |
| I'm like, bruh, no shit. | |
| I didn't want to die. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Why wouldn't I run like a little bitch? | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes on! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. | |
| I honestly don't know what that tank was doing. | |
| playing monkey I got | |
| about another 40 minutes on this bitch and then I gotta sleep so that we can do the fucking podcast later. | |
| *Rainful music* You got your podcast? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's do this shit. | |
| Dude's name is Plus Size Women? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro, what the hell? | |
| What a name. | |
| They're going crazy to chat with the racism. | |
| I love it, baby. | |
| Bringing back that toxic gaming, man. | |
| We got 8,000 y'all ninjas. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| We got 8,000 y'all ninjas watching on Twitter. | |
| We got 2,800 new ninjas watching on Rumble. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'll see you just go on their back and target their fucking... | |
| I'm gonna try to shoot them from the high ground right now. | |
| I'm talking about Tracer. | |
| If you can periodically just shoot their tank in that D-Buff, man, man's got... | |
| wow. | |
| That's real fucking unfortunate. | |
| Okay, their team comp is fucking disgusting. | |
| I don't love that. | |
| They got toxic as team comp. | |
| This soldier's sweating his fucking pussy off. | |
| Yeah, it's the kid that played... | |
| What's his name? | |
| It's the fucking kid that played Ash when we were playing that other map. | |
| Oh. | |
| My favorite. | |
| I'm putting a heel down. | |
| Whoa, they're more a week. | |
| They're more a week. | |
| Chase that bitch down. | |
| In their window, honestly. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Let's push. | |
| They took the lead. | |
| Come on Stop now Soldiers up top. | |
| Soldiers up top. | |
| Get him, Genji, get him. | |
| Uh, Genji got one of them. | |
| Come on. | |
| Demon's out of max, demon's out of max. | |
| She has fucking ult already? | |
| Go fuck yourself. | |
| There's no way you have ult already, bro. | |
| It's been fucking two seconds. | |
| Eating her ass. | |
| She's a hungry bitch. | |
| No, I can't do shit there, bro. | |
| Shit. | |
| Shit, he was weak, man. | |
| He was one shot, bro. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| It's like all the soldiers. | |
| If we kill the soldier, we win. | |
| That's literally the game. | |
| Get the Diva out of mech, I got visor! | |
| Let's go Oh As backup don't die Setting up beds | |
| Oh Plus, I need you to just fucking dive their soldier. | |
| Get in space, flip the flag. | |
| Or we're gonna get fuckin... | |
| We're gonna continue to get our asses wasted. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech, guys! | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech if you guys can! | |
| I'm fuckin' up-hoppin' on you! | |
| Holder's one. | |
| Robot secure. | |
| Repeat. | |
| robot secure one point folder was fucking literally right here i got it, why? | |
| let's go, move that robot baby Yeah, no. | |
| Soldier is such a big pussy. | |
| Widow in the left. | |
| I'm on point, I'm on point. | |
| Group up. | |
| Genji, I'm with you! | |
| He's one, he's one. | |
| He's a boy. | |
| You guys are alone. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| There we go. | |
| Now it's easy. | |
| Where did we kill her? | |
| Soldier, it's flavor. | |
| What?! | |
| Oh, Widowmaker behind you. | |
| Widowmaker behind y'all. | |
| Widowmaker behind y'all. | |
| With Lucio. | |
| Kid's still playing Widowmaker. | |
| Where is behind me? | |
| Behind the robot. | |
| They'll regret your ass. | |
| Bro, the Widow's fucking won, bro. | |
| She's not good. | |
| I go. | |
| Up top. | |
| I'm back, I'm back. | |
| I still got some fight. | |
| Well, you could have pushed that D.Va back bro when she was chasing after me like that man He'll go ahead here sniper I Can I get Moira away? | |
| Moira's one! | |
| She's one! | |
| Fuck! | |
| This Widowmaker man Widow dead Yeah, she killed two of us now. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Leave her behind you guys. | |
| Leave them behind you guys. | |
| This Neva's carrying them, man. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| What? | |
| I'm under calm. | |
| Get over here and break up. | |
| I will escort the roof on you. | |
| Bruh. | |
| What do you see is fall for a minion 30. | |
| Come on, let's sleep. | |
| Nice game, bro. | |
| Bruh. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| So we lost because the Kenarck team was trapped. | |
| so gay. | |
| Yeah, he rage quit out. | |
| Trash. | |
| And we played those kids before we beat them. | |
| Alright, we need another DPS that's not trash. | |
| Who's the fucking... | |
| Kitty? | |
| Was that it? | |
| Oh, make MKUltra join. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, you're not that much better than us, man. | |
| You're not even better than us, bro. | |
| You're gold and everything. | |
| Crazy. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You guys want to play with him? | |
| You got a mic, MK? He doesn't have a mic. | |
| I don't care. | |
| MK, you got a mic. | |
| I'll leave it up to you guys. | |
| You guys want to play with him or no? | |
| He said yeah, one sec. | |
| So he's probably trying to fix his shit. | |
| I'm down. | |
| I don't care. | |
| We'll try it. | |
| If you suck, I'm kicking you off. | |
| What does he play? | |
| What do you play, bro? | |
| Just play Tank, bro. | |
| Let him play damage. | |
| Let's see what he does. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think he's fixing this mic right now, so... | |
| Hmm... | |
| *Bell rings* | |
| *Bell rings* Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| *Bell rings* Mercy on call. | |
| *Bell rings* *Bell rings* Air space clear. | |
| Catch you later. | |
| *Bell rings* *Bell rings* You can't beat me. | |
| *Bell rings* That warms the bones. | |
| Over here! | |
| Powered up. | |
| Let's give them their medicine. | |
| *Bell rings* *Bell rings* Yo, can you hear me? | |
| Yeah, we got you. | |
| You better not be trash, bro. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| I'm decent. | |
| Do you got any shield or not? | |
| What do you mostly play? | |
| Ram. | |
| I've been playing Junker Queen lately. | |
| So you're a tank main? | |
| Oh, I play everything. | |
| Well, I think you queued up as damage, so... | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Good luck. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| My posse is not ready... yet. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| Where do you guys want to hold? | |
| Corner? | |
| And then rotate? | |
| Yeah, probably. | |
| Right here. | |
| High ground over here by the train and then rotate if they're running dive. | |
| Remember that one game? | |
| I think it was the last game we played last night. | |
| Come over this way, because we got a Bastion too. | |
| We got a Bastion, so come over here. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Come. | |
| Oh, Bo, look up. | |
| Right here. | |
| No, I know. | |
| I got you. | |
| It's going to be better if I hold down here, though, because that way you guys can fucking... | |
| No, we'll just rotate down when we need to. | |
| Because we need the shield, bro. | |
| We need the shield. | |
| We got a Bastion. | |
| Come on. | |
| No, not there, bro. | |
| The shield's on the corner, man. | |
| I know. | |
| Tracer Tracer already had to recall I'm getting the fuck out of here and give you luck out of here. | |
| Thanks. | |
| D.Va, D.Va, D.Va coming out of here. | |
| Point, point, point. | |
| Come to point, point. | |
| Bastion, come on, let's go. | |
| Come back to point. | |
| I'm getting my ass beat here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Everyone's frustrated often. | |
| D.Va on me. | |
| D.Va's about to be mecked out. | |
| D.Va's about to be mecked out. | |
| Help our Bastion! | |
| Zen one! | |
| Zen one! | |
| This Hombra is gonna be fucking annoying. | |
| Mercy, turn around! | |
| Mercy! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| The anti-heal is so gay. | |
| So they have Sombra, Zen, Ana, Pracer, and Devo. | |
| Oh yes, my favorite. | |
| My favorite fucking lineup. | |
| Back up a bit, back up a bit. | |
| This is gonna be fucking horrendous. | |
| Such a bitch-ass team call. | |
| Twitch on you. | |
| Focus Twitch right now. | |
| D.Va's about to be meched out. | |
| I'm sure the D.Va, and the D.Va. | |
| Tracer! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| I got a visor! | |
| I got a visor! | |
| We can do something here. | |
| Tracer is fucking one, Sombra's one. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm just such a bitch. | |
| Sombra won, man! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Nope, not fast enough. | |
| Dammit. | |
| Then one. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. On a one. On a one. Go. Point. Point. Point. Point. | |
| Good hold. | |
| Good hold, faggots. | |
| Let's get back on the high ground. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh... | |
| Good choice. | |
| Sombra's definitely just gonna walk by us, so I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Yo, go ahead. | |
| I'll go back, if anything. | |
| Go front. | |
| Okay. | |
| No need heals down here. | |
| I know what I want. | |
| Let's face your left. | |
| Yeah, face your left. | |
| 10 damage. | |
| 10 weak in the back! | |
| 10 weak in the back! | |
| 1 HP *Bad* How far will you get your ride? | |
| Sarbra up top Come on, man, fuck! | |
| *clinicians playing* I hacked *supplies from the wrap* The D.Va...thead on mech I'm getting double teamed by the Sombra and fucking Tracer. | |
| On a one, on a one! | |
| On a dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| Let me kill the two fags. | |
| This doctor. | |
| Bro, the damage is fucking so busted. | |
| He's out of mech now. | |
| Is Tracer weak? | |
| D.Va's about to be out of mech now. | |
| Tracer behind you guys, weak. | |
| In the love of Christ, please focus, Tracer. | |
| I beg you. | |
| I beg you. | |
| He's just bullying the shit out of me. | |
| Number two. | |
| They're both on me. | |
| They're all on me. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Surprise Ren! | |
| Grace is just fucking... | |
| Come on guys! | |
| So busted. | |
| Damn. | |
| It's all busted, dude. | |
| Fuck, dude. | |
| No, I had to die over there. | |
| Fuck. | |
| We got this. | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| Get this D.Va out of here man. | |
| D.Va on the left guys. | |
| I'm gonna save my ult. | |
| Get this bitch out of mech, got her! | |
| And I'm dead. | |
| He's in low. | |
| Sombra. | |
| I'm taking high ground up top right Sombra Orisa go up Tracer's such an annoying ass problem. | |
| Tracer and Zomber both can't die about this. | |
| Zomber and... | |
| and Tracer here. | |
| Zomber and Tracer on me over here. | |
| Yeah, Tracer back up top. | |
| Tracer back up top. | |
| Zomber down here on me. | |
| Got her. | |
| When he will be with it. | |
| I will be with it. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Pass is the iris. | |
| The others in that room. | |
| Heals coming up. | |
| The others in that room. | |
| Heals coming up. | |
| Healers coming up. | |
| Healers coming up. | |
| Ana's just pocketing her from behind. | |
| Tracer behind. | |
| Ah shit! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Man, Tracer behind us, bro. | |
| This bitch is so annoying. | |
| Yeah I'm sure sir dirt on it. | |
| Let's go Fucking Sombra. | |
| Dude, it's such a bitch-ass combo. | |
| Tracer and Sombra's the dumbest shit. | |
| It's fine. | |
| They don't got points. | |
| They're idiots. | |
| It's the after service. | |
| They're dumb as shit. | |
| Steve on payload! | |
| Bro Thanks No. | |
| Tracer's low. | |
| Get the D.B. out of mech and I can melt them. | |
| Tracer go on. | |
| Fuck that bitch. | |
| Fuck that bitch. | |
| Get the D.B. out of mech and we got this. | |
| I'm gonna wipe them with the visor. | |
| Oh. | |
| I've been chewing my sights. | |
| That payload's not fun. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Get on point, get on point, get on point. | |
| Touch, touch, touch! | |
| Bruh. | |
| *cough* *cough* Alright. *cough* Score. | |
| Zero. | |
| To three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| I don't know how to counter that shit. | |
| it's so busted. | |
| Like what even counters Tracer Sombra? | |
| *I don't know what I'm saying* I'm gonna go another hitscan. | |
| that's more mobile. | |
| I don't know what to... | |
| As tank, I can't really do shit. | |
| I was kinda being bullied by him. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We'll just push it faster than them. | |
| We held them for a good amount of time. | |
| They barely got it through. | |
| We'll just push it faster than them. | |
| Just stick together, like, close together. | |
| that way we all can like react to the same shit got us a metro now He was already... | |
| He was proud to be out of mech! | |
| Tracer's low. | |
| Tracer's low. | |
| Tracer's on the right, Tracer on the right. | |
| Behind us. | |
| You got it Trace already weak she's fucking came at it Thank you. | |
| Easy clap, man Not fast enough my sombra No, is he still... | |
| I'm not that good. | |
| Honestly, I'll take some effort any day that we go over fucking summer This is bad This Orisa's really bad. | |
| She can die. | |
| I'm looking at Tracer. | |
| I'm looking at her. | |
| Oh my god, surrender to my... | |
| I'll fly away somehow. | |
| Behind. | |
| They're away from their ult. | |
| Bruh. | |
| That shit hurts. | |
| All right Just a much are down to one huh? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, Arrest is an idiot! | |
| Behind Tracer. | |
| He missed a boss bomb because he sucks. | |
| It's full time. | |
| Take her. | |
| Take this. | |
| Take this, Orissa. | |
| Kill this, Orissa. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I will be your brain Reaching your end By your morale I got a visor, let's go Nice. | |
| Alright, one down. | |
| Fire one. | |
| I'm targeting Arisa. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Good shit. | |
| It works Fucking trace Watch the recall up top of top. | |
| Yeah Get up here, we're secrecy We can just getting started the top Over here! | |
| I'm just gonna body block here Tracer behind There's a test object I'm gonna keep focusing front. | |
| Versus low. | |
| She's one! | |
| Got her, I'm on this tracer now. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| For the turrets. | |
| Yeah, yeah, that's what I was doing. | |
| Sim on the left! | |
| Sim on the left! | |
| Quick! | |
| I got it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| First glove. | |
| Trace on, uh, right. | |
| Me and Arisa just had a moment how the fuck that was, but... | |
| It was something. | |
| Watch, left. | |
| This is so behind Behind one Or up top, maybe? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Up top. | |
| She brought those fuckin' little things in. | |
| I'm so under my will. | |
| Trails on the whole. | |
| Yahi, faram, vasta victa-hay. | |
| There's much for you to do. | |
| Gega? | |
| They popped a bunch of all's back up. | |
| Cover your strike. | |
| Yeah, give me a sec. | |
| Let me fucking trace the left. | |
| I'm gonna visor them from the right, okay? | |
| Or from behind. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Hard time spot on the right. | |
| Yeah, do it. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| Save it, save it, save it, save it. | |
| I'm not doing it, nevermind. | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| Oh, yeah, Mercy's dead there, too. | |
| Run away. | |
| Tracer by me, I need help. | |
| Don't let me die guys Here's a tracer Upside tracer. | |
| We can go in here. | |
| Let's go kill the sarissa arisa week arisa No, man, this is nice you got her though Keep pushing. | |
| Keep pushing, cart. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Lay back, Tom. | |
| Go up. | |
| Go up if you want. | |
| We got point. | |
| Chrissy, go up with him. | |
| Left side, Tracer. | |
| We got a couple of lessons here. | |
| Yeah, I'm blocking. | |
| Somebody get the turrets. | |
| somebody get the turrets! | |
| just let them triple all like dumb asses we got you! | |
| surrender to my world Alright sir. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Oh what the fuck? | |
| Red side here Moira. | |
| I need help man. | |
| Fuck bro. | |
| You got Arisa, Arisa one. | |
| Arisa's almost dead. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Arisa keeps living, man. | |
| She's one shot! | |
| Dead here. | |
| Dead! | |
| Dead! | |
| Get on point, get on point, get on point. | |
| Don't have ult or anything, I'm dead here. | |
| All your healers are dead. | |
| Fuck, bro. | |
| Dude, no way. | |
| The Rissi fucking couldn't die because we were getting died the whole time. | |
| Yeah, our fucking tracer was on steroids I gotta ask tracer here | |
| You gotta take this match? | |
| you You guys getting off? | |
| You done playing, bro? | |
| You said? | |
| No, I was seeing if Kulture wanted to run a tank. | |
| Ultra, you there? | |
| Alright, someone doesn't want to play? | |
| Someone declined the roll? | |
| I think he's AFK for a second here doing something. | |
| Man, I don't got fucking time for this shit, man. | |
| Pick your cues, let's go. | |
| And this is my good note. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero You're not going to die, | |
| but you're but you're not going to die. | |
| We sold to you. - Where's the team? | |
| Yeah, get it over with. | |
| All the kids that were playing are way higher ranked than us, by the way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we're still smacking them, so... | |
| That's great, dude. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective right by you. | |
| If it must be done, let it be done quickly. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm already shooting him. | |
| He's chasing. | |
| Oh, he's hacked. | |
| He's hacked. | |
| He's weak, too. | |
| He's 1-8 speed, man. | |
| Kill him, kill him. | |
| - Got him. - Two down on their team. | |
| Easy. | |
| Three down on their team. | |
| That'd be three. | |
| Four. | |
| Airspace clear. | |
| Alright, I'm taking higher ground on the side. | |
| I'm gonna stay near point. | |
| I feel hostile. | |
| I'm barely up there. | |
| I don't know what to do this. | |
| They got it, Ashe. | |
| John Crash. | |
| Magades. | |
| Jarkrat weak. | |
| Baptiste up there. | |
| Baptiste, Baptiste one shot. | |
| Careful, more room. | |
| Baptiste dead, he sucks. | |
| Get out of my way, I'll run you over. | |
| Ash? | |
| Fuck, Ash got me bro. | |
| Ash top middle, Ash top middle. | |
| Ash drop down, Ash drop down on you guys. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| I got a ram. | |
| I got a ram. | |
| She's a sweet kick advice Yeah, deactivated I mukhi You is your bitch I got the bestร verloren Green bar point Refrown point. | |
| Get this mod get the fuck up outta here. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Refrown me, refrown me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I got the Sombra. | |
| I'm playing. | |
| I'm fucking these kids up, bro. | |
| Just get the Reaper in that safe. | |
| Reaper's just chilling on point. | |
| Nice. | |
| He's not chilling on point anymore. | |
| Oh, they're right here. | |
| I missed. | |
| I'm on point weak. | |
| Kill me Mercy, I'm about to die. | |
| Sombra got me, it's fine. | |
| Sombra up top, Sombra up top, Sombra on point, Sombra on point. | |
| Come on. | |
| Sombra dead. | |
| Reaper. | |
| Reaper, Reaper one, Reaper one. | |
| A procedure for me. | |
| Die, die, die. | |
| Game check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Thank you. | |
| That's it. | |
| Fuck us. | |
| Fucking go. | |
| Go. | |
| They tried to swap to Junker. | |
| I am empowering you! | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| What is this? | |
| once a day just after my steak dinner piece of cake Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Victory girls more certain by the minute. | |
| Bustering you. | |
| Ash. | |
| I'm just going to get on point. | |
| Revatra. | |
| Torb on the right. | |
| I won. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Enemy turret sighted. | |
| Enemy turret sighted. | |
| Tor- Tor on the right, Tor on the right. | |
| I'm gonna try to get this turret on. | |
| Uh... | |
| Oh shit, Ramatra? | |
| With you, Hog. | |
| Torp weak on point. | |
| I got heals right here, you guys. | |
| You gotta be kidding me, bro. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Hey, catch! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Join with me. | |
| Come to me. | |
| Rumatra, at your side. | |
| What is it now? | |
| Thanks. | |
| I'm working. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| Devour them! | |
| Ow. | |
| He reminds you a week on their team Right away sizzle from Ramacha way sizzle. | |
| Ramacha way! | |
| Torb is weak too. | |
| Ramatra weak to surrender to my will. | |
| Ramatra weak to surrender to my will. | |
| Can we not fucking kill this Ramatra, bro? | |
| No, he's definitely dead now. | |
| Anyways... | |
| Oh, fuck help! | |
| Do we have a sniper or something? | |
| Those Hit them with a helix over there I got their mercy, I got their mercy. | |
| Nice rematch as well. | |
| *Mario's voice* EMT activated At their healing thing? | |
| *Mario's voice* This Ramacha really wants me dead, he's been chasing me the whole game this fucking faggot I'll trap you for the favor The fucks Oh, Mercy was a fuck We could see one dude Hi So fast *Mario's voice* I'm backing up. | |
| I got Vizor. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| We got some ult. | |
| Four on four. | |
| Back up. | |
| Arsombra will get back to the fight faster than them. | |
| I'm gonna visor. | |
| Let's go! | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| This bitch got me, man! | |
| I am on fire! | |
| Ramatra weak, Ash on a left wing, you guys! | |
| Bro! | |
| Do something! | |
| If Ramatra's in ult, honestly, let me just slug it out with him and target their, um, uh, PPS. | |
| We gotta try to touch. | |
| Touch, touch, touch. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna do it. | |
| Oh my god, yeah, okay. | |
| Well that's over. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Score! | |
| One to one! | |
| Yeah, that almost counts. | |
| This should be interesting. | |
| Interesting. | |
| I lost that. | |
| Now, Laurie got the luckiest shot. | |
| When I was using Visor, bro. | |
| Wouldn't you like to know? | |
| Well fine. | |
| I'll hack you later. | |
| Be uplifted! | |
| I can go winch in here and just fuck about and try and kill their sports stuff. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| If y'all target your monsters stay away from you In your point There's Mercy honor! | |
| What the fuck is he doing? | |
| 1 HP honor! | |
| Good kill, good finish. | |
| They got Mei. | |
| Mei dead. | |
| Heels on point. Heels on point. Heels on point. Heels on point. | |
| The monster dead. | |
| Alari won. | |
| Alari could die. | |
| I'm getting point. | |
| I'm getting point. | |
| You guys are alone there. | |
| Help! | |
| Help me. | |
| They're chasing me. | |
| Two left. | |
| Gotta die. | |
| Here she won. | |
| I got them both. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I guess you got that one. | |
| That shit does not feel good. | |
| Ramatra half. | |
| Reaper half, Reaper half. | |
| 3-3 as well. | |
| I got Mercy too. | |
| I think I got Mercy. | |
| I think I got Mercy. | |
| She's one. | |
| She's one. | |
| Oh wait. | |
| Reaper teleported somewhere. | |
| I don't know where he at, though. | |
| A teleporter up top? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Alright, we lost one. | |
| Ramat's on point. | |
| Let's go by, Frank. | |
| Got him! | |
| Master kind of low. | |
| Reaper though. | |
| Ramatra, Ramatra. | |
| Oh, that dude, oh, solo ulti, you're a faggot. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| There's a reaper on me over here. | |
| Yeah, watch out. | |
| Jump back, Winston. | |
| Nah, I couldn't. | |
| That was uncool. | |
| We group up. | |
| I have a ult so I can try and push him off guard away. | |
| Hi Reaper. | |
| Dumb bitch. | |
| Reaper on me. | |
| Help. | |
| Ash is weak top middle. | |
| Ash. | |
| Oh thank you. | |
| Yo let's switch off the monkey. | |
| There's no reason we should be playing monkey with that Reaper. | |
| *Sigh* Literally, Reaper has not been a problem. | |
| Alright, we got monkey ult and we got Sombra. | |
| We can do something with that. | |
| Reaper drop down. | |
| Reaper's one. | |
| Ash is half. | |
| This side. | |
| I'm gonna shoot that from the side. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Pylon gone. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| Man. | |
| Still got some fight in me here. | |
| We don't put enough pressure, not enough damage, bro. | |
| Not enough damage. | |
| Sombra wasn't a good pick, bro. | |
| Sombra was not a good pick on that one at all. | |
| Especially when you're not in chat, and you're not coordinating, like, that's not a, like... | |
| Bro, I got double your damage, man. | |
| You didn't do nothing, bro. | |
| Like, it don't matter if you get, like, 33 elims. | |
| That means you just literally put a bullet in them, and then they die. | |
| I had 17 final blows. | |
| I was confirming kills. | |
| You suck. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Yeah, that might be the end there, gentlemen. | |
| For me. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm calling that one. | |
| Yeah, I'm tired as fuck now. | |
| Good night, yo. | |
| Oh, I got volatile. | |
| Go fuck yourself, Overwatch. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Later. | |
| Good night, yo. | |
| See ya. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Later. | |
| Great stream. | |
| Peace out, guys. | |
| Alright, gentlemen. | |
| We'll be back for After Hours. | |
| We'll be back for Fresh Fit Tonight. | |
| Mystery is going to be on. | |
| It'll be fucking lit. | |
| I'm looking forward to it. | |
| Tune in, guys. | |
| We're going to probably go around 7.30 or something like that. | |
| Someone said, Myron, always blaming someone else. | |
| No, dude, just look at the fucking numbers, you fucking retard. | |
| Clearly, there wasn't enough pressure on the other team. | |
| He's running a Sombra, which is a character that you need to coordinate with a microphone because your EMP only has value if your team follows up on it. | |
| So don't fucking talk what you don't know, faggot. | |
| Just shut the fuck up. | |
| You don't know. | |
| When it comes to this shit, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. | |
| I used to play this shit at GM level. | |
| Sombra is a character that needs teamwork. | |
| It needs coordination. | |
| You need a fucking mic if you're gonna run Sombra. | |
| Period. | |
| Kid didn't do shit. | |
| He had 8,000 damage. | |
| Didn't put enough pressure on them. | |
| They were full health the whole fucking time. | |
| Didn't confirm kills. | |
| He's trash. | |
| So shut the fuck up. | |
| Fucking retards in here trying to tell me, you're blaming everybody else. | |
| No. | |
| I know what the fuck I'm doing. | |
| That nigga was trash. | |
| Right? | |
| Fucking idiots, man. | |
| Stupid fucks trying to tell me what the fuck it is, man. | |
| Anyway, we'll catch you guys back with Mystery tonight. |
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