March 4, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
08:05:02
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| Thank you. | |
| You guys should be able to hear me now. | |
| Let me know. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me. | |
| Ones if you can hear me. | |
| Test, test, test, one, two, three. | |
| You guys should be able to hear me. | |
| Okay, we good now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| That's a reset the fucking mixer. | |
| That's what it was. | |
| So annoying, but we got it fixed, guys. | |
| We got it fixed. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Now... | |
| I want you guys, you guys should be able to hear the game as well here in a second. | |
| So now y'all can hear me. | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| We're lit. | |
| We're lit. | |
| Sorry about that, guys. | |
| I had to reset my roadcaster. | |
| I don't know what the fuck was going on with it. | |
| But we got it fixed now. | |
| We're good money. | |
| So now I just got to go ahead and get the game going for y'all. | |
| I'm going to close the game and open it back up because... | |
| Exit desktop. | |
| Actually, hold on. | |
| Maybe just... | |
| No, it's acting stupid now. | |
| It's freezing up. | |
| Alright, let me close it and then open it back up for you guys. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm closing Overwatch, so I'm going to open it back up, guys. | |
| I had it open. | |
| I ran like one or two quick plays just to warm up a little bit. | |
| But we gamed it tonight, gentlemen. | |
| We gamed it tonight. | |
| And I apologize for the audio issues on the last pod. | |
| Timestamps should be up though so you guys can skip all that. | |
| Yep, timestamps are up. | |
| I'm putting them up right now as we speak. | |
| While we wait. | |
| I'm opening it back up right now. | |
| Getting Overwatch back in this thing. | |
| We're live on X and on Rumble. | |
| Right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| So y'all should... | |
| Give me one sec. | |
| Boom. | |
| All right, y'all should see Overwatch right now. | |
| So you guys can see it on screen. | |
| Now let me make sure, let me go ahead and just do a quick little warm-up here. | |
| You guys tell me if you could hear. | |
| This is my aim warm-up. | |
| Give me once in the chat if you guys can hear the game. | |
| Give me twos if you guys can't hear it. | |
| I'm going to look at the chat right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Give me ones if you guys can hear it, two if you guys can't. | |
| Two, you guys can't? | |
| Alright, I already know what to fix here. | |
| Options, sound... | |
| Alright, that should fix it. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Alright, now can you guys hear it? | |
| Give me one if you guys can hear it now. | |
| Give me one if you can hear it now. | |
| Let's see what the check is. | |
| Can you all hear it now? | |
| Alright, once, now y'all can hear it. | |
| Okay! | |
| That's what it was. | |
| I don't know what pressure's going on right now. | |
| They're saying it's loud? | |
| Too loud? | |
| echo hold on Alright, so you guys said it's loud? | |
| Okay, let me fix that right now for y'all. | |
| Alright, let me fix it. | |
| That's the mic. | |
| Desktop audio. | |
| Alright. | |
| Tell me if that's better. | |
| Give me ones if it's better now. | |
| I think I just fixed it. | |
| Give me one zip, it's good. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| On the move. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| On the move. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| If you're gonna put two, tell me why it's a two, guys. | |
| The audio should be good. | |
| Now. | |
| Someone said that there's an echo. | |
| How's there an echo, bro? | |
| Someone said two very loud. | |
| Then turn down your volume, bro. | |
| Like, what the fuck, man? | |
| If it's loud, then turn down your volume. | |
| They said my voice is low. | |
| Alright, let me bring up my mic a little bit. | |
| Alright, now you guys should hear me better. | |
| Damn near peaking over here. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, double audio. | |
| Maybe game audio coming through. | |
| Voice is lower than the gameplay. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let me look here. | |
| Options sound. | |
| I'll bring the master volume down a bit. | |
| I always like the sound effects higher so I can hear footsteps. | |
| I'll keep that high so you guys can... | |
| Alright. | |
| And then playback. | |
| Boom, boom. | |
| That's good. | |
| voice chat so you guys can hear them better General, I think we should be good here. | |
| Someone said I made the news. | |
| How did I make the news? | |
| Okay, so now they're saying the sound is good. | |
| Alright, let's play one game. | |
| I'll play a quick play and let's test it out. | |
| See how it goes. | |
| We'll go open queue just to warm up. | |
| Timestamps are up, by the way, guys, for the Alcatraz video. | |
| All right, we got a game. | |
| Now traveling to Paris. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| We the maker here. | |
| We're the maker here. | |
| I need help! | |
| That was a good boy. | |
| There goes Faya! | |
| I don't know what to do. | |
| There is a group that killed me. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Alright, fantastic. | |
| Oh, I'm so sorry. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| Alright, they said dual audio from the game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I have everything, help me. | |
| Mike has double audio game? | |
| Personne échappe a mollar. | |
| We're going to go. | |
| I'm a quick to go. | |
| I'm a quick to go. | |
| Stop the... | |
| Objective loss. | |
| Break it! | |
| Do it! | |
| No, that's what I'm going to kill! | |
| No, I don't know what I'm going to kill! | |
| No! | |
| Let me kill you, please! | |
| I turned down my headphones. | |
| I'm gonna kill you. | |
| Oh! | |
| Go to the other end! | |
| Come on! | |
| Right here! | |
| Tactical termination! | |
| Oh, my God! | |
| Oh, my God! | |
| Let me know what you guys think. | |
| Give me one if the audio is bad, give me two if it's bad. | |
| If it's bad, tell me why. | |
| If there's still echo, I turned it down, so it should be good now. | |
| I don't know if he's going to kill a monster. | |
| Sniper, get your head down and lose it. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Here? | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Stop them! - Rain from the love. | |
| Okay, so you're saying that it's reading the audio twice. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| Let me try this. | |
| Okay, how about now? | |
| Can you guys hear... | |
| You guys can hear my mic, but I don't know if you can hear the game. | |
| Can you hear the game right now or no? | |
| Give me one sec if you guys can hear the game. | |
| I'm playing in monitoring the chat right now. | |
| That's perfect now? | |
| Alright, that's what it was? | |
| Okay. | |
| Perfect, perfect, perfect. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, awesome, awesome. | |
| One is good. | |
| Alright, fix it. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| So I know what it was. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| Alright, everything is good now. | |
| Alright, so now we can finally fucking play. | |
| Alright. | |
| Now I'm gonna start raping this guy. | |
| Now I'm gonna start raping this guy. | |
| Oh, that's the blood! | |
| There it goes. | |
| Okay, I need to find a place to attack well. | |
| Because, on this step, they kill me. | |
| Here, here, here. | |
| Come on, okay. | |
| And this is a quick boy, by the way, guys. | |
| I'm just fucking playing this shit. | |
| He's fucking Mexican, bro. | |
| What the hell? | |
| No! | |
| Oh my god, I'm here! | |
| I'm here! | |
| Come on, here! | |
| No! | |
| Who are... | |
| Damn! | |
| What the fuck are they, bro? | |
| Oh no, what the fuck they're doing? | |
| I can't get it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Wee! | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, we're gonna play a real game now. | |
| That shit was annoying. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Now that we got this shit fucking good, let's go ahead and begin destroying these scrubs. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck quick play. | |
| Retards on that shit. | |
| Now we're gonna go ahead and go roll queue. | |
| Guys, I was a gold too, and I fucking deranked all the way to silver one, man, because the fucking kids are fucking trash on my team. | |
| But I've gotten better. | |
| So y'all are about to see some shit. | |
| And while we wait, we'll go ahead and do some aim training. | |
| I like to warm up like this before. | |
| You said the game is quieter? | |
| I'll turn it up a bit for y'all. | |
| So this is a good aim trainer. | |
| Shit. | |
| Okay, we got a game. | |
| Alright! | |
| We're in here, guys! | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright guys. | |
| Welcome. | |
| We got a game. | |
| We're about to wreck these scrubs. | |
| Um... | |
| You guys said the game is louder than my mic? | |
| Alright. | |
| You know what? | |
| This is what I'll do. | |
| I'll turn it down a tad. | |
| And I'll turn my mic up a little bit. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Once a day, just after my steak dinner. | |
| I wish I could eat. | |
| I wish I could eat. | |
| I'll protect your friends. | |
| Yeah, I do read Rumble Rants, guys. | |
| Here, let me see if I got any right now. | |
| I don't see any that came through. | |
| FNF Super Chat's easier though, guys, when I'm live streaming, so if you guys don't mind, do FNF Super Chat. | |
| That's easier for me to read. | |
| And they pop up on screen. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yo, anybody in chat in here or not? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm streaming right now, bro, so you might hear the game a bit, but it's all good. | |
| We're gonna destroy these scrubs. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Yeah, I hear all of them. | |
| Okay, they gotta do him for this. | |
| He's already weak, and he sucks. | |
| My assistant is really appreciated. | |
| By on. | |
| Han's on top. | |
| Han's on top. | |
| One shot. | |
| I'm on the Doomfist. | |
| I'm on the Doom! | |
| Watch out for the Doom, guys. | |
| Shoot this idiot. | |
| He ran away. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| I wish I could eat. | |
| My ultimate is charge. | |
| I need healer. | |
| Don't pass. | |
| Doomfist! | |
| Doomfist! | |
| Weak! | |
| Help all night, dude! | |
| Doomfist League! | |
| Doomfist League! | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Three of us died. | |
| Yeah, we lost that shit. | |
| God damn, bro. | |
| Everyone on my team died. | |
| Okay. | |
| fantastic Oh sh*t Nope. | |
| Running. | |
| Running. | |
| You ain't killing me motherfuckers Shield activated Hanzo weak over there. | |
| Dragon. | |
| That was predictable. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| for a price. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Mercy one in there. | |
| Finish him off, Echo. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I'm gonna stay on the high ground and just shoot down on these faggots. | |
| Play back a bit, guys. | |
| They spawn right there. | |
| Play back, play back, play back, play back. | |
| Play back. | |
| Ryan, you're way too forward, bro. | |
| You're way too... | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| You're way too forward. | |
| Look at this dude. | |
| He's all the way over there. | |
| He's playing like fucking fresh right now. | |
| For the Crusaders We're gonna die As soon as Genji is weak. | |
| They're gonna rush in. | |
| Back up. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I don't know why this Ryan is so far before. | |
| Yeah, he's an idiot, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck he's doing. | |
| Hello. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Idiots, man. | |
| I wish I could eat Thank you Setting up beds Shit Hanzo weak. | |
| Hanzo weak. | |
| Soldier come to the edge! | |
| I'm on the edge bro, I'm right here. | |
| I don't see you Anzo, fucking retard They're below me *Gunshot* Stop the panel! | |
| Come on, get out! | |
| I'm being a cop They're already back in the fight Behind you! | |
| For the Crusaders! | |
| *Gunshot* Okay, I need for it Advancing upwards Yep, I'm running, you ain't getting me I'm here to support Please, Pujo, take a moment! | |
| Feeling strong watch out do Kristen You mediate I Oh shit! | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Kid fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| No kill is true. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go Don't let me die to this fucking retard Bro, get that fucking doofus, man! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Alright, we held him. | |
| Alright, we held them. | |
| Fucking scrubs, dude. | |
| I'm taking high ground. | |
| Hold out a little longer! | |
| Take cushions! | |
| Let's stop that payload from getting any further! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Couldn't handle it. | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Let's go! | |
| We can't panic out here, man. | |
| Showing these faggots from the high ground. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fucking scrubs! | |
| Faggots, let's fucking go. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| High. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero. | |
| To one. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| We gave you chicken and steak. | |
| Is that okay with you? | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Dude. | |
| You're dead. | |
| Now, guys, what happened is we're switching sides now. | |
| So we held them on defense at that point, so now we just got to get it to further than them. | |
| That's how Overwatch works. | |
| It's an objective-based game. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Now we just gotta get further than them. | |
| Yo, Tab Blanco, you're a fucking weirdo, bro. | |
| You're just in here talking shit, you fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Like, why are you in here watching niggas that you don't like fucking talking shit? | |
| What the fuck is wrong with you? | |
| If you don't fuck with us, then why are you here, you fucking weirdo? | |
| What the fuck wrong with you fucking faggots, man? | |
| I'm on Rumble now, so I can talk shit to you. | |
| You're a fucking fag, bro. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Like, why the fuck are you in here talking shit and watching people that you don't like? | |
| You're a fucking weirdo for that, you fucking faggot. | |
| Don't do something more productive with your time than watching me play fucking Overwatch, you faggot. | |
| Instead of Overwatching everything that I'm fucking doing, you know Overwatch what the fuck you're doing. | |
| Fucking Marco. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| The broken body. | |
| Pay attention or you'll wind up dead. | |
| You are completely healed. | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Enemy over here. | |
| Goodbye. | |
| Enemy over rebel points. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Sorry. | |
| they'll regret that who needs healing mercy weak man | |
| oh I'm taking note. | |
| Redeplying. | |
| Orisa is here. | |
| I got one. | |
| I'm a dinosaur. | |
| I'm a dinosaur. | |
| This is your warning. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| Come on. | |
| These kids are fucking trash on the other team, bro. | |
| How the fuck are they holding us, man? | |
| Fucking garbage man still got some fight in me Weak. | |
| Monzo weak up top. | |
| Everyone, heal up. | |
| Left him off. | |
| Scam and arrows. | |
| Scam and arrows. | |
| I got ult. | |
| We can push in with that. | |
| I'm running, because we don't have-- They're chasing me. | |
| Oh god, here we go. | |
| Juking him. | |
| We can kill him for that. | |
| Look at him. | |
| He's out of po- Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| These dudes are out of position, man. | |
| Punish them, man. | |
| Get this fucking dude faggot. | |
| Kill him. | |
| There we go. | |
| Again, he's one shot behind us. | |
| dude what the fuck man Duplicating Genji. | |
| Han's on the right. | |
| *Mario's voice* They're behind us. | |
| Too dead on their team. | |
| Doomfist Leak! | |
| Got him! | |
| Take this shit, man. | |
| These fucking sorry ass motherfuckers, man. | |
| Such an annoying ass fucking character bro. | |
| He's running. | |
| Baptiste up top weak. | |
| Face me. | |
| Huh? | |
| Let's get you off! | |
| Feels on point. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| What a good man, bro. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Fucking main help. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| We got a visor we could push. | |
| Fuck this shit, let's go! | |
| Kill these fucking faggots! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Hanzo in the back weak! | |
| I killed two! | |
| Hanzo's in the fucking back weak with Doomfagot! | |
| Kill him, man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| We gotta win it. | |
| Get this ghost dog kid, man. | |
| Oh, my God, no. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Let them out. | |
| Mercy gone? | |
| Dude. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| Fucking annoying, man. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| Here we fucking go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Yeah, that game, we didn't put enough pressure at all. | |
| I was doing a bunch of damage and people weren't following up or helping out. | |
| That kid was playing fucking Echo. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| So... | |
| So. So. | |
| So. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Tactical termination. | |
| Oh. | |
| Whoa. | |
| As you can see, I'm working on my mouse and keyboard with the aiming a bit, guys. | |
| I'm, like, trying to get better at it with the tracking. | |
| Obviously with Soldier, you know, you need really good tracking to be good with him. | |
| So right now I'm warming up before we get a game. | |
| Okay, boom, we got a game. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Mail of Culture says I'm a Plat-5 Moira this season If you need some help, also don't forget I want to edit shorts for you. | |
| I sent a sample on X-King Tata. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cesar goes, it's dudes like Todd Blanco that say they don't get girls because of the choice with their crusty sock in their room. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Well, I'm just, he could talk, bro. | |
| Let him talk. | |
| No mistakes. | |
| You know, at the end of the day, he's going to talk shit. | |
| He's going to say, L Angie, L Myron, L Fresh, whatever, bro. | |
| That's fine. | |
| At the end of the day, you're in here watching people that you don't like, which I'll never understand, but okay. | |
| That's fine. | |
| It's on you. | |
| Alright, anybody in chat? | |
| Alright, nobody's in chat. | |
| Alright, fantastic. | |
| The other reason why we lost that game is because we weren't coordinating anything either, guys. | |
| That last game on Eichenwald. | |
| We weren't coordinating anything together. | |
| So let's see here Sorry already weak Zarya already weak. | |
| We got a killer Somebody else Oh shit, this Zarya's charged up. | |
| I gotta pick though, I gotta pick. | |
| What the fuck this Zarya's charged up, man? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Kuriko won! | |
| Kuriko won! | |
| Oh my god, dude. | |
| Zarya weak! | |
| I'm- I'm shooting for the bubble, cause she gotta die, bro. | |
| She gotta die. | |
| She's two shards up. | |
| Kuriko weak. | |
| I'm focusing the Kuriko. | |
| Got her! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That's one of the healers gone! | |
| Soldier! | |
| Let's make a trash! | |
| Mercy, the soldier's here! | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| I'm going after this idiot. | |
| You're fucked, idiot. | |
| Get the fucking point, you faggots on my team! | |
| How many times do I gotta kill motherfuckers? | |
| Chat, y'all see what the fuck is going on. | |
| Chat, y'all see. | |
| Got three fucking picks. | |
| We still don't take the fucking point. | |
| I got Visor, man. | |
| The fuck is going on? | |
| Let's go on point. | |
| Get on point! | |
| This Zarya's out of position, we can kill her! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push! | |
| Let's push! | |
| Bro. | |
| "Again, ready to me!" "I'm still got some fight in me." "I've got you in my sights." Dude, my fucking team sucks, man. | |
| My fucking team sucks. | |
| Holy shit, bro. | |
| Yo! | |
| You fucking faggots on my team! | |
| You motherfuckers gotta start stepping it the fuck up! | |
| You motherfuckers are garbage! | |
| The fuck is our tank doing? | |
| This goddamn Zarya's melting you! | |
| You suck! | |
| Sombra and our team, you are not doing shit either. | |
| I didn't hear one EMP that whole fucking round, man. | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| Kids are trash and shit. | |
| Now I'm getting fucking tilted. | |
| Fucking sorry, man. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Getting fucking brain dead retards on my shit, man. | |
| Dude, why do you have so much echo? | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm echoing that. | |
| You suck at this fucking game, faggot! | |
| Stop worrying about the echo and you fucking play, you fucking faggot! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| You motherfuckers are trash! | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| Soldier dead? | |
| That's one dead. | |
| Genji weak on the left. | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| Can we get some fucking... | |
| Putting a lot of pressure on these idiots. | |
| Brig-1. | |
| Bro, holy shit, man. | |
| Putting so much pressure on these fucking kids. | |
| Brig-1 HP in there looking at me. | |
| Get in there. | |
| I'm creating space for you fucking sorry motherfuckers. | |
| There we go. | |
| One dead. | |
| Two dead! | |
| Come on, three dead right now! | |
| The kids are fucking terrible! | |
| How the fuck are we losing?! | |
| I'm gonna carry you sorry motherfuckers on my team! | |
| You motherfuckers are trash! | |
| Mercy, Spock and me! | |
| We're gonna win this shit! | |
| Goddamn niggas are trash Back up back up back up Back up! | |
| Back up and fight on point! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Don't move! | |
| Good choice! | |
| Help! | |
| Protect her, Kakoya! | |
| Get this Arisa! | |
| He hooked her! | |
| Oh man. | |
| Orisa, weakest fuck. | |
| Kiriko, weak as fuck. | |
| Orisa, weak as fuck! | |
| God fucking damn, bro. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Kill these fucking faggots! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Why would you wall them off?! | |
| *Mario's voice* Can I get some help on this fucking orc? | |
| Need some help here. | |
| Show They'll regret that Angel Kill this whore. | |
| Alright, let's go get in there. | |
| Genji, one shot! one shot! | |
| No reflex on the Genji! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take high ground and shoot down on these faggots. | |
| Fight from point! | |
| Fight from point! | |
| This is still winnable. | |
| I'm 74 to visor. | |
| Fight from point! | |
| Fight from point, man! | |
| Damn, these teammates are fucking retarded, man. | |
| Heat check. | |
| Affirmative! | |
| Orisa one shot! | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Oh, the carry is here! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| My back hurts! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Double kill. | |
| Oh you can see it on there too. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can see it on you. | |
| I can see it. | |
| I can see it on you. | |
| Five. | |
| Five. | |
| Alright, we're not losing this fucking game to these sorry motherfuckers, man. | |
| Round three. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Let's get on point and fight from fucking point. | |
| We're not losing these fucking faggots on the other team. | |
| Niggas are fucking trash. | |
| Okay, Brig, Arisa. | |
| Brig is weak. | |
| Brig is one HP. She got healed. | |
| I'll try to repay a favor. | |
| Focusing that brick. | |
| She's one shot on the... | |
| Brick in the house. | |
| Genji, 1 HP. Good hook on the Orisa. | |
| She could die. | |
| She could die. | |
| This brick on me. | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm putting so much pressure on these fucking scrubs. | |
| Heal me, Mercy. | |
| I'm weak. | |
| Fuck you, drunk rat! | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals, you fucking sorry-ass healers. | |
| If I die, we're not gonna win. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| The carry is here! | |
| Genji, one shot over here. | |
| Let's kill him. | |
| Let's kill him. | |
| He has no reflex. | |
| Kill his ass. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Junkrat trying to... | |
| One shot Junkrat on the right, behind us. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Oh yeah? | |
| Okay! | |
| I got you, faggots! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| Yeah, reflect, reflect, okay? | |
| Now you're gonna get fucked! | |
| Yeah, you better run, you fucking faggot! | |
| You better fucking run! | |
| Get in the backpack, motherfuckers! | |
| Keep me alive when we win this shit! | |
| I'm pouring so much pressure! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Moron point! | |
| Get this Moira! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Junkrat! | |
| Junkrat trying to come across the bridge. | |
| Yeah, you better run, you fucking faggot! | |
| Genji on point! | |
| Blade! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Ana? | |
| Ana trying to come on point? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| The carry is here! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Told y'all niggas, man! | |
| 14,000 damage! | |
| 24 and 5! | |
| Fucking told you guys! | |
| These fucking kids on other teams suck! | |
| Kid is trash! | |
| Get the fuck up out of here, man! | |
| Fucking back hurts, man. | |
| It's fucking molesting those faggots. | |
| Yes. | |
| Martin, you've got to start doing your name some justice and vigorously drop your balls on these trash fags. | |
| Now, I don't actually teabag people, bro. | |
| I don't actually do it. | |
| It's kind of funny that I have that name, but I never do it. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| We've got 2,000 new ninjas right now watching. | |
| Shout out to you guys. | |
| You guys could be anywhere else in the world, but you're here watching me play this shit. | |
| You guys can see, man, why I began tilted. | |
| Huh? | |
| Super shot. | |
| Huh? | |
| Super shot. | |
| I read it. | |
| Oh, you're right. | |
| I just got my first credit card. | |
| I want to know what's the best and fast way to build it up and do everyday purchases. | |
| Count towards building it or only monthly payments. | |
| Yeah, use it for everything that you buy and then pay it off right away. | |
| You know, pay it off in full every month. | |
| Hell, you could even do it where you use it, max it out, then pay it off like a day or two later and just keep doing that. | |
| That helps as well. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Yeah, so those are two chats I so those are two chats I saw. | |
| And guys, FNF Super Chat as well, if you guys want. | |
| want. | |
| It might be a little bit easier. | |
| easier. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Here. | |
| We'll go back to the aim trainer that I use. | |
| Helps with the tracking. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Alright. | |
| So I'm gonna focus on hitting the smaller characters right now. | |
| Really work on the aim. | |
| Base cleared. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| That's a clean takedown. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Yeah, this is really good for working on your tracking. | |
| Not good enough. | |
| You picked the wrong enemy. | |
| You guys can see my aim has gotten a bit better. | |
| Using the mouse and keyboard. | |
| I hate Junkrat. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's fucking go Yeah, I've been going real hard with you know mastering a mouse and keyboard I'm actually surprised that I learned it so quickly, man. | |
| Um... | |
| I've been doing it for about less than a month now, guys. | |
| I've been playing mouse and keyboard now maybe two and a half, three weeks. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| A mech as flashy as yours will show up on every radar. | |
| That's just the way I like it. | |
| All right. | |
| Who's in chat, by the way? | |
| Anybody in chat? | |
| Alright, nobody's in chat. | |
| Fantastic! | |
| That's why I hate playing at lower levels, because kids are never in chat. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| It says there's three y'all niggas in here, but nobody's in here. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| I'm going top right. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Anybody coming? | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay, they're gonna go down middle then. | |
| Okay, or not. | |
| Oh, yep, here they are. | |
| The healers are already weak. | |
| Okay, two of them flanked on the side and... | |
| See? | |
| And this is the problem. | |
| You don't have teammates that talk, so you don't know. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| I can't get away with this The Zarya really chased me? | |
| Okay, you're an idiot One shot on this bitch Whatever. | |
| Get this Sojourn, guys! guys! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| Zarya here. | |
| We can kill this Zarya and this... | |
| Bro. | |
| Is this fucking guy even playing? | |
| Or is our tank playing? | |
| I haven't seen him one time. | |
| I didn't even know we have a fucking Ramatra. | |
| I haven't seen him once. | |
| The AFK? | |
| The fuck is he doing? | |
| Get out of there, get out of there, get out of there! | |
| There we go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm getting on point! | |
| I'm getting on point! | |
| Get on point! | |
| Come on! | |
| Bro, where the fuck is the team, dude? | |
| Get the fucking point, man. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow, man. | |
| Tank difference, bro. | |
| Crazy. | |
| This is the problem with this game. | |
| If you got a sorry-ass tank on your team, you're gonna fucking lose. | |
| This fabster kid fucking sucks. | |
| Look at the Zarya versus our fucking tank. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| I didn't see our fucking Romacho now one time till the end of the game, you sorry motherfucker. | |
| Fucking garbage. | |
| Maybe something to drink. | |
| Where'd my energy drink go? | |
| Threw it out? | |
| Alright, can you get me another one? | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| Alright, time to carry for us to fucking win because my teammates are fucking garbage as usual. | |
| So, here we fucking go. | |
| Hans on the left You're completely healed sorry on point Shoot this fucking bitch! | |
| One shot on the Moira over there! | |
| *BOOM* Zarya 1 HP! Zarya 1! | |
| Got her! | |
| Now get this dumbass Moira in there! | |
| And Ana! | |
| And Ana! | |
| Dead! | |
| Sojourn on the left! | |
| Kill this bitch with me! | |
| Got her! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Hold back! | |
| McCree, back up, dude! | |
| Back up! | |
| Back up, McCree! | |
| You're gonna fucking die, dude! | |
| Orisa coming on point. | |
| Orisa coming on point with healers. | |
| I'm putting an enormous amount of pressure on them. | |
| Orisa on point with Moira. | |
| Moira 1 HP. Orisa weak. | |
| Orisa still weak. | |
| Orisa one shot in there. | |
| Fuck her up, Roadhog. | |
| Hans over here on me. | |
| I need help with this Hanzo! | |
| Turn the fuck around and pay attention you sorry motherfuckers! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| If I'm not alive, we're gonna lose! | |
| You understand that? | |
| You fucking faggots! | |
| Keep me alive or we're gonna lose! | |
| Arisa on the left! | |
| Help our McCree! | |
| She's gonna follow me. | |
| I knew that was coming Forrest a week Let's go On point! | |
| Two of them on point! | |
| Get on the fucking point! | |
| It's just Ellari and Ana. | |
| Ellari and Ana are in there running because they suck! | |
| Taking the objective. | |
| Anyone in? | |
| Over there! | |
| Equal! | |
| They're gonna rush the point. | |
| You ready? | |
| Sure! | |
| Sojourn on the left. | |
| Double team me? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go faggots, let's go! | |
| Both of y'all versus me, let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Fuck! | |
| On the left! | |
| Three of them, dude! | |
| Sorry ass fucking kids on the other team, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Bye, you're more radiant! | |
| You've been on! | |
| Come on. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Come on, guys. | |
| We gotta push in here. | |
| Where the fuck is our retarded ass tank? | |
| Saw that javelin coming from a mile away, bitch. | |
| Come on, guys! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to melt these faggots! | |
| The carry is here! | |
| Get on the point! | |
| Got you, McCree. | |
| You took the wrong enemy. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got this. | |
| There we go. | |
| Holy fuck, man. | |
| See, as you guys... | |
| I got over double my other DPS's damage, man. | |
| Where'd you put the... | |
| Where's energy drink? | |
| What? | |
| Your muscles look pretty, but lack strength. | |
| You think my muscles are pretty? | |
| Pretty weak. | |
| Five, four, three, two. | |
| All right. | |
| One, round three. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| All right, let's go. | |
| I'm taking the left hand side. | |
| I'm gonna off angle. | |
| You guys shoot them down the middle. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These motherfuckers are trash on the other team. | |
| Soldier one shot on their team Coming up God fucking I | |
| Don't know why this is playing Maga bro. | |
| What's up? | |
| I am the junker queen I Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's push in. | |
| I'm gonna shoot them from the right. | |
| Off angle, off angle, off angle. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| I'm gonna get back in there, be annoying. | |
| Oh, wow! | |
| Three of them are-- Man. | |
| Man... | |
| Dude... | |
| Baptiste is weak. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| What the fuck are we doing? | |
| Shoot the Helix. | |
| Nope, he ain't shooting because he sucks. | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| What the fuck is going on dude God fucking damn you got some fight in me Gotta touch the point! | |
| Gotta touch the point! | |
| Alright, if anyone's not trash and wants to play, let me know. | |
| Drop your fucking gamer tags in here because this shit is starting to fucking tilt me, man. | |
| Sorry ass motherfuckers on my team. | |
| You guys saw I literally had like over double my fucking team's damage, bro. | |
| My other DPS. He fucking sucks, man. | |
| These kids are fucking trash that I play with, bro. | |
| Fucking annoying man Can't play with you if you're on console guys I don't know what the fuck Fresh is doing. | |
| I don't think he's on right now. | |
| Probably womanizing. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Let's see who's Young Kale, 1930. | |
| What's your rank though, man? | |
| Tell me your rank, guys. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm doing another one. | |
| I don't know where the fuck is. | |
| Someone said add water. | |
| I don't think water's on right now. | |
| Yeah, he's not on, bro. | |
| Nope. | |
| I'll text Fresh guys, but I don't know what he's doing. | |
| No, we lost this one. | |
| Come on up. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Damn. | |
| No, we're gonna... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Defeat. | |
| All right. | |
| While we do that Work on the aim while we wait No, I can't play crossplay guys cuz I'm playing competitive so if you're on console, I can't play with you every single You gotta be on PC my phone. | |
| I don't understand your generation. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Air space clear. | |
| Now I'm gonna do this while moving. | |
| That makes it a lot harder. | |
| AD strafing. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| I just stand still and shoot. | |
| I don't miss, right? | |
| KIA. | |
| Easy, easy, easy. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Impersonate somebody else Prepare your defenses Select your hero. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Talon is using you. | |
| An ant on the ceiling. | |
| Where are you going, little friend? | |
| Hey, I'm talking to you. | |
| Oh, there's another one. | |
| What delightful creatures. | |
| Anybody in game chat? | |
| Or team chat? | |
| Nobody? | |
| Fantastic. - Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers, you cannot escape me. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Hustle up. | |
| Senyata, we must hinder the payload's journey. | |
| They're fucked, bitch. | |
| Kuriko won. | |
| Hanzo won. | |
| How did that even hit me? | |
| Dude! | |
| Fucking bullshit man. | |
| Group up. | |
| Group up with me. | |
| You need to kill us. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Dynamite. | |
| Over here. | |
| Dynamite, act. | |
| Alright. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, she's fucking dead, man. | |
| Bro, that didn't even hit me. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| We must end the payload's journey. | |
| The enemy is killed. | |
| No! | |
| Careful, there's more of them than us. | |
| The payload must be stopped. | |
| Setting up bets. | |
| Bye, Moray! | |
| Shit! | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| WHAT IS THAT MELODY?! Are you kidding me? | |
| Yo, the Anzo's won, man. | |
| I'm going to kill you! | |
| Experience Tranquility! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm going to kill you! | |
| That warms the bones! | |
| Push these fucking faggots back, man! | |
| Oh, thanks! | |
| More! | |
| I've got you. | |
| The key! | |
| The payload is over. | |
| God fucking damn, bro! | |
| Look at our healers and look at their healers, guys! | |
| Holy shit, man! | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go I Am | |
| What is that melody? | |
| Let's go Shot a dragon. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Dude, my team fucking sucks, man. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Look at our healers compared to theirs, guys. | |
| and you wonder why they're able to stay alive much longer. | |
| And on top of that, no one's in the fucking team chat either. | |
| *clap* Thank you. | |
| You're dying before we can hear you? | |
| George, you fucking suck, dude! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| The fuck you talking about? | |
| How about you fucking say that instead of typing it like a little bitch? | |
| You fucking queer! | |
| You literally have! | |
| 3000 healing! | |
| Your counterpart on the other team has double your fucking healing, dude. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck you, George. | |
| Fucking scrub, dude. | |
| That's why you're over here typing a fucking storm in the chat like a fucking queer. | |
| You suck. | |
| You literally suck. | |
| You're too poor to have a fucking mic. | |
| You're over here fucking clacking away on your fucking keyboard, you sorry motherfucker, instead of using a microphone because you fucking suck and you're broken. | |
| You don't even got a fucking microphone. | |
| You suck. | |
| No one wants to hear your sorry ass. | |
| That's why I'm not using a mic, you dumb fuck. | |
| Oh, I wouldn't want to hear myself talk either if I sounded like that, you fucking faggot. | |
| Bro, shut the fuck up. | |
| You sound like you got a 40 IQ. Is this why your mom left you at the fucking fire station? | |
| Nice one. | |
| I think you got me mistaken for your... | |
| What have I done? | |
| You scared me, now find us another one! | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Arisa weak, Arisa weak, Arisa weak, Arisa weak! | |
| Got her. | |
| Lifeweaver weak. | |
| Look dude, you're chasing kills instead of fucking healing. | |
| Like, I'm literally watching you. | |
| Idiot. | |
| You died. | |
| Good job. | |
| Yeah, dawg, I'm not gonna fucking heal you. | |
| What the fuck do you think? | |
| Oh, yep. | |
| That's why we're losing. | |
| Because you're a fucking faggot saying dumb shit like that. | |
| I'm not gonna heal you. | |
| I'm not gonna heal you even though I'm playing healer. | |
| Because you hurt my feelings. | |
| You hurt my feelings because you're saying that... | |
| Dawg, if you're gonna act like a child, I'm gonna teach you like one. | |
| No, you're a fucking faggot. | |
| That's what you are. | |
| Because you're being a bitch right now and you want to fucking use your emotions instead of winning the games. | |
| You fucking fag. | |
| Play the game. | |
| Win the game. | |
| Stop being a bitch. | |
| You know what? | |
| You mean slurs because you're mad, dawg? | |
| Talk about using your emotions. | |
| No, you're the one using your emotions because you don't want to fucking do your own! | |
| That's like me saying, oh, I don't want to do damage anymore because you said I'm not doing any damage! | |
| Shut up! | |
| Shut up! | |
| You're a fucking low-action retard! | |
| You have no self-control! | |
| You're a fucking faggot! | |
| You have no self-control! | |
| Guaranteed you're a mouth-breather! | |
| You're a fucking child! | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| You're the one over here saying, I'm not gonna heal you because you're hurting my feelings. | |
| You're hurting my feelings so I'm not gonna heal you. | |
| Okay? | |
| Getting good at Overwatch is not a life skill, buddy. | |
| How about this? | |
| I'm better than a bunch of life skills than you, you fucking faggot. | |
| How about that? | |
| What? | |
| I got more life skills than you do, bro. | |
| Garin fucking team, trust me. | |
| Give me the nano, Ana. | |
| Give me the nano! | |
| You already give me the nano right now! | |
| Give me the nano! | |
| Why the fuck?! | |
| This Ana's a retard on our team! | |
| Fucking retard, bro. | |
| Gave it to the Mago when I'm using a visor, and I specifically told her to give it to me. | |
| Fucking idiots! | |
| But then we're gonna lose, dude! | |
| I don't know what to fucking tell you! | |
| Then we're gonna lose! | |
| Yes, we're gonna lose, and you deserve it. | |
| Because you're a fucking bitch! | |
| Cuz you mother fucker sign on this game with your feelings instead of wanting to win Fucking faggots on this game, bro That's the issue This game is filled with a bunch of weak pussies that don't care about winning All you mother fuckers care about is your feelings No, we don't care about winning You're acting like a madman. | |
| I'm here to win, faggot. | |
| I'm not here to just play. | |
| I'm here to fucking win. | |
| You fucking fat piece of shit faggot. | |
| Guaranteed you got fucking acne on your face. | |
| Guaranteed you're obese. | |
| Guaranteed you haven't visited a gym in seven months. | |
| Guaranteed your mom's a slut. | |
| Guaranteed you're embarrassed by your sister's activities. | |
| Guaranteed. | |
| And you probably left them to make them. | |
| And you make less than 70k a year. | |
| Guaranteed. | |
| You make less than 70k here! | |
| Guaranteed! | |
| I can tell just from the way that you speak! | |
| You fucking mouth-breathing fucking faggot! | |
| You don't gotta record it! | |
| I'm already live on stream right now embarrassing your dumb ass! | |
| You fucking queer! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| You're on stream yelling slurs, bro?! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Yup! | |
| You're damn fucking right! | |
| You're damn right, bitch! | |
| Someone needs a fucking hug, man! | |
| You're literally an embarrassment, bro. | |
| You're a fucking embarrassment. | |
| You suck at this fucking game. | |
| You fucking mouth-breathing, 70 IQ, queer, faggot fuck from middle of America. | |
| From middle of America. | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| I'm literally dying on purpose. | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| That can't die on purpose! | |
| I don't know what to fucking tell you! | |
| You act like that's a flex! | |
| That you're a fucking bitch and you can't win the game because your feelings are hurt! | |
| Because I told you that you suck! | |
| I'm telling you that I'm trying to do bad, and somehow I'm doing just as good as you. | |
| You fucking suck, dude! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| That's all I can tell you! | |
| You are fucking trash! | |
| If I suck, what does that mean about you, dude? | |
| Fucking embarrassment, man! | |
| My feelings hurt, so I'm gonna throw the game! | |
| My feelings! | |
| My feelings! | |
| You're a fucking shame. | |
| You're a fucking embarrassment. | |
| The rage isn't a feeling? | |
| You're a fucking embarrassment to humanity. | |
| Yo, straight up, instantly bro. | |
| Is rage not a feeling? | |
| No, I don't want to lose. | |
| You, on the other hand, you're over here being a bitch. | |
| Yo, link the stream. | |
| Link the stream, bro. | |
| Yo, 76, are you gonna link the stream? | |
| I'm on Rumble, bitch! | |
| I already fucking... | |
| I don't got nothing to hide. | |
| You, on the other hand, I guarantee you won't drop your Instagram, because if we know what the fuck you look like, you're gonna get roasted. | |
| No, dude, I just want to watch your stream. | |
| It sounds entertaining. | |
| No, I want to know who you are. | |
| That's what I want to know. | |
| So I know how much of a mouth-breathing fuck you are. | |
| So I guarantee you got acne on your face. | |
| Garen fucking tea. | |
| My name is George Soros. | |
| Yeah, good job, dude. | |
| You would be a Jew. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Yo, so 76, you gonna drop the link to your stream? | |
| I just told you! | |
| I'm on fucking Rumble! | |
| Search Fresh and Fit, faggot! | |
| You don't know what? | |
| Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit. | |
| Something that you're not, you fucking fag. | |
| Time is short. | |
| Press forward And you'll see how much more of a superior You mouth-breathing fuck. | |
| Now, are you gonna drop your Instagram since you're such a fucking tough guy? | |
| You're probably not, and you died. | |
| Good job. | |
| You suck. | |
| You're right, I'm not. | |
| Yeah, you won't because you're a fucking pussy. | |
| You won't because you're a pussy. | |
| There's 2,000 plus people watching you right now being a fucking faggot. | |
| There's 2,000 people watching you scream slurs because you're angry? | |
| No, I'm not mad. | |
| You just fucking suck. | |
| Fuck you sound so mad! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| That warms the bombs. | |
| Rocket Barrage incoming! | |
| Karen, you're sorry ass. | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| I'm literally not even trying a little bit. | |
| Yeah, you're not trying because you're a fucking faggot. | |
| You're going to lose the game for everybody else because your feelings are hurt. | |
| You're a bitch. | |
| You're a fucking bitch. | |
| How about this? | |
| How about you be a fucking man? | |
| Drop your Instagram so we can roast your dumb ass for being a pussy that you are. | |
| You're going to be a coward and hide behind your fucking keyboard like you are. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| You gonna tell us who the fuck you are? | |
| Oh, yep, yep, look at you. | |
| You're fucking scared. | |
| I just told you. | |
| Rumble.com slash freshandfit. | |
| Rumble.com slash freshandfit, you fucking faggot. | |
| Now drop your Instagram so we know who the fuck you are and we can roast your dumbass. | |
| How about that? | |
| But you won't because you're a fucking coward. | |
| I already told you I'm not gonna do this. | |
| Exactly, because you're a fucking coward. | |
| You're a coward. | |
| Bitch! | |
| That's a problem with your keyboard warrior motherfuckers! | |
| You guys are all fucking cowards! | |
| Tied him behind a keyboard talking shit Fucking coward bro Talking all this shit. | |
| I'm telling you who the fuck I am and you're scared to show who you are. | |
| Tell me how much of a man you are. | |
| Tell me how much of a man you are, you fucking pussy. | |
| I mean, I don't, you know, yell slurs when I make money. | |
| Oh, look at you. | |
| Look at you. | |
| I yell slurs and you know who I am, bitch. | |
| I yell slurs and you know who the fuck I am. | |
| Because I'm not a fucking coward. | |
| I stand ten toes down on what the fuck I say. | |
| You're a fucking pussy, though, on the other hand. | |
| That's the difference between me and you, bitch. | |
| The difference between me and you is you're raging over a video game. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| The difference between me and you is you're a fucking coward. | |
| I'm laughing at you. | |
| You're a fucking coward. | |
| You went 8-22. | |
| You're an embarrassment. | |
| I'm laughing at you. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| That's why you don't want to say who the fuck you are, you bitch. | |
| I'm laughing at you. | |
| You fucking bitch. | |
| I'm laughing at you. | |
| Guaranteed you're a brokie. | |
| Guaranteed you make less than 70k per year. | |
| Guaranteed you haven't been late in the past three weeks. | |
| Guaranteed if you did have a girlfriend, she probably never respected you. | |
| Guaranteed when girls suck your dick, they squint their fucking eyes because they Dumbass. | |
| Garen fucking teed your stomach hangs over your fucking belt. | |
| Garen fucking teed you're an embarrassment by your family. | |
| And Garen fucking teed you're a fucking flaming jalapeno cheeto faggot. | |
| That's what the fuck you are. | |
| Fucking queer, man. | |
| And this is what I deal with, guys. | |
| You guys can see on stream. | |
| These fucking dudes are fucking losers, bro. | |
| Dude throws the game because I told him that he sucks. | |
| That's the problem with gaming nowadays. | |
| Motherfuckers have no fucking integrity with winning. | |
| They care more about their feels versus the W's. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| When I used to flame people on fucking Halo back in the day, they would actually play to win. | |
| These fucking faggots on here, they just get a throw because my feelings are hurt. | |
| And then I'm like, okay, who the fuck are you? | |
| And they don't want to fucking show who they are because they're pussies. | |
| They're fucking pussies. | |
| That's the fucking problem with these goddamn fucking players nowadays. | |
| Dre323 wants to play. | |
| Here, I'll get him in. | |
| Because I'm tired of getting fucking brain-dead retards in here. | |
| Oh, Fresh is on. | |
| All right, I'll get fresh in here. | |
| Fresh trash too, but he's better than that other dude. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I had 15,000 damage that game, by the way, if y'all saw. | |
| I was doing so much fucking damage and fucking, like... | |
| Bro. | |
| Fucking faggots, man. | |
| Dude talking all that shit, and he doesn't want to show who he is, man. | |
| Fucking pussy. | |
| That's the problem with the gaming community now. | |
| now people are fucking soft and you guys say You guys are watching me play. | |
| You guys are watching my fucking viewpoint. | |
| I get most damage every single fucking game. | |
| I'm out here creating opportunities for the ARF team. | |
| I'm creating space, putting a bunch of pressure on the fucking other team because that's your job as DPS is to put out fucking damage so that the other players can move in and put pressure on them. | |
| And what happens? | |
| My team sucks dick every single fucking time. | |
| Every time. | |
| Motherfuckers are trash. | |
| These fucking faggots get on this game and say, I'm just gonna have fun! | |
| Fuck that! | |
| I'm here to win! | |
| The fuck is wrong with these faggots booting up their computer to play a game for fun? | |
| The fuck do I look like playing this shit for fun? | |
| I'm here to win and rank up, motherfuckers. | |
| But people are fucking trash, that's the problem. | |
| People don't play to win no more. | |
| They play for fun! | |
| That's gay! | |
| I don't play for fun! | |
| I'm not having fun unless I'm fucking winning! | |
| If you're not winning, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| Fucking faggots on this shit, man. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Some of these gamers, bro, real talk, I'm almost thinking of going to a BlizzCon and seeing some of these fucking mouth-breathing, neck-beard-haven, skinny, pencil-neck fucks and telling them to their face, you're a fucking bitch, you throwing faggot. | |
| Because let me tell you what these motherfuckers look like that throw the games like this fucking retard that was too scared to show his Instagram because he knows we would roast his dumbass. | |
| Jalapeno status. | |
| They're fucking faggots. | |
| Okay? | |
| Niggas are bums. | |
| Dirty bums. | |
| Dude probably works at Hot Topic making $12 an hour trying to talk shit to me. | |
| Fucking terrible. | |
| I don't know what the fuck Fresh is doing. | |
| But I ain't waiting for this nigga. | |
| He's taking too long. | |
| Niggas in a quick play game. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Alright. | |
| We got Dre and we got water in here. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Cue up your stuff, guys. | |
| Fucking tired of this shit. | |
| Cue up, Dre. | |
| No fear, Captain Ward is here. | |
| Fucking annoying, man. | |
| I've been getting... | |
| I don't know if y'all been watching my fucking stream, but I've been having fucking retards, man, on my shit. | |
| I was watching that shit, bro. | |
| Fucking frustrating, bro. | |
| Solo queuing, bro. | |
| That is solo queuing, man. | |
| That's solo queuing, yeah, because you get idiots on your team like that. | |
| The dude was playing Moira and chasing after them. | |
| Like, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga, bro? | |
| What was his gamertag again? | |
| Let me find this fucking faggot. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Social. | |
| Last match. | |
| George W. Kush. | |
| Let's look at this fucking faggot. | |
| Nigga trash! | |
| Nigga's trash. | |
| He's a fucking gold five on everything. | |
| Nigga sucks. | |
| Nigga's been playing. | |
| Yo! | |
| This nigga's played every season and still trash. | |
| How am I better than him? | |
| I just started playing this shit literally like two months ago. | |
| Every season in goal 5 is crazy. | |
| Yo, this nigga sucks! | |
| That's what I'm trying to say, bro! | |
| These are the faggots that are throwing my games! | |
| I get matched up with this sorry ass nigga! | |
| Fucking terrible! | |
| George W. Kush fucking faggot, man. | |
| Should be George W. Queer. | |
| That's what his fucking shit should be. | |
| Nigga, trash. | |
| How you play seven seasons and you're still garbage? | |
| Fucking garbage. | |
| I just started playing this shit and I'm ranked higher than him. | |
| Literally just started playing this shit. | |
| And I just started playing mouse keyboard. | |
| Man, how about to molest these faggers this round? | |
| Man, you got me by. | |
| How'd I get you banned? | |
| Hey, you got me by the list, man. | |
| How'd I get your band in the chat? | |
| No way. | |
| Angie said I got her band. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| The fuck did that happen? | |
| I guess they overheard me screaming on her mic. | |
| Don't hear me. | |
| Or else. | |
| What? | |
| That's... | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I fucking hate this game sometimes. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No. | |
| Just double check it. | |
| Go on the team chat, by the way, guys. | |
| I'm gonna finish this war Five four three two one round one Let's fucking go Let's destroy these faggots. | |
| Okay, they got Devo, Moira, Genji, and Mercy. | |
| Genji's already half. | |
| D.Va over here on the right. | |
| And Moira. | |
| Genji- Oh my god, they're diving me. | |
| They're diving me. | |
| Viva's already about half. | |
| More than one shot on their team. | |
| D.Va's about to be mecked out. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Yeah, they're just jumping on us. | |
| Yeah, they're pushing us back to our spawn. | |
| Come on, what the fuck? | |
| Get this Genji on the right! | |
| Get this Genji on the right! | |
| He's dead, he's dead, he's dead. | |
| There we go. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, no, bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| He got res, then he had blade already. | |
| These kids are actually... | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's smurfing. | |
| He's smurfing 100%. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Let's get this D.Va out of mech 'cause I got Visor and we can melt him. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech first. | |
| Okay. | |
| I need heals? | |
| Okay. | |
| Awesome, bro. | |
| Fucking awesome. | |
| Okay, they're just sweeping around and... | |
| What the... | |
| Bro, what? | |
| I'm all right. | |
| Team still a wall This leave it up walk up out of here I Let's go. | |
| That's two dead on their team. | |
| Oh, can we touch it? | |
| No, we can't even touch it. | |
| Yo, this felon, you gotta step it up, bro. | |
| The tank difference is crazy right now. | |
| See, but he's saying stay together in the chat, but we do stay together. | |
| The tank is not focusing on when they sweep around to the back You might get extremely low bro. | |
| Yeah Yeah, it's trash. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take the high ground and shoot them from up top. | |
| I hear Ryan. | |
| Genji on me. | |
| Genji on me. | |
| Need help. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Oh my god, Genji won up top up there. | |
| I killed myself. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Thought I was gonna get healed, but I didn't. | |
| I killed the Genji and the Mercy. | |
| Group up! | |
| Let's group up here Wait Oh my god, oh Sombra on me. | |
| Need help. | |
| Sombra on me, chasing me. | |
| Let's try to creep up if we can. | |
| Alright, fella, I'm with you. | |
| Let's see what we can do to get you one kill. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Ryan is one. | |
| Y'all can kill him over there. | |
| Or not. | |
| Yeah, the healers are fuckin' Wow, this Genji is pretty good What? | |
| He got... | |
| He pretty much got played. | |
| Bro, I tank has to be fucking well, bro. | |
| How did we get a bro and we have to fight at the same time? | |
| What fucking love? | |
| Yo, good playing coordinated, bro. | |
| they're 100% communicating on their side what the fuck man Dude! | |
| Aren't she dead? | |
| Like I'm trying to make the disparity at least like you know, this shit is crazy. | |
| Like a 1 in 5 for the tank is insane. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| We can't even touch the point right now. | |
| What the... | |
| They were playing as a team, bro, and they were way better than us, bro. | |
| Way fucking better. | |
| They're smurfing. | |
| 100% smurfing. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Oh, we're smurfing. | |
| This Genji is a smurf. | |
| Look, I'll show you right now. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Yeah, and that's what's going to happen, bro. | |
| If we're going to stack, we're going to play against a lot better players, FYI. We were going against a smurf and we had somebody that was basically throwing on our team. | |
| Like, what fucking luck. | |
| That's crazy as hell. | |
| Oh, someone on our team was throwing? | |
| The fucking tank might as well have been throwing. | |
| He only hit one kill. | |
| That's insane. | |
| Like, the tank is the way we even make any kind of progress. | |
| Yeah, if you have a bad tank, the game is over, bro. | |
| They have the most important role in the game. | |
| Yeah, like the telltale sign of a bad tank is if the enemy team is in your spawn. | |
| And that's it, because their job is to make space. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| The last match we had, I'm trying to find this. | |
| Kenji. | |
| What's up, Fresh? | |
| So, faggots. | |
| Sunday. | |
| Well, sorry, Monday. | |
| Holy. | |
| Yeah, he's basically a diamond level player. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, he's a diamond level player. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Fresh, be on your A game, nigga. | |
| No sorriness. | |
| Going to team. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| They have them coming, so let's get up to them. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's make this quick. | |
| Constructing mechanical order. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I'm rested so carry guys my back if I have to No, for a little Stop my room. | |
| I'm a wonder one of these days. | |
| I'm gonna just have you send me your a hardware and software of Audio setup and you know, I'll just do a research on how to fix that issue for you Let's see what they got Eva Diva chasing me I I need help. | |
| D.Va over here. | |
| Let's fuck her up. | |
| Oh, they're all up here. | |
| They're all up here. | |
| They literally just all pushed up top. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| They're in our fucking spawn. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get this team of the fuck up out of here, bro. | |
| I'm gonna take iPhone. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Bastion dead? | |
| She resed them back. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| Symmetra one. | |
| Get out of my way or I'll run you over. | |
| Over here. | |
| Okay, I got the high ground back. | |
| Play back, play back. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You got the corner? | |
| Yeah, I'm holding the high ground back here. | |
| Symmetra bashing up top. | |
| *Bang* *Bang* Setting up beds. | |
| *Bang* Over there! | |
| *Bang* Let's hit him. | |
| I'm shooting this D-bomb. | |
| I'm putting brush on her. | |
| Ana, shoot me in the back. | |
| D.Va coming after me. | |
| I need help. | |
| Where's the D.Va? | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| She's one. | |
| Fashion week is fuck. | |
| They put a teleporter behind us! | |
| Teleporter behind- Yo. | |
| Yo. | |
| These kids are communicating. | |
| It's very obvious. | |
| They're working as a team. | |
| We need to do the same, bro. | |
| Like, these niggas are- 100% coordinated. | |
| Stay right there. | |
| Stay right there. | |
| We're coming. | |
| We're coming. | |
| Oh, they already fucking got it. | |
| Watch the phone. | |
| Oh watch out for a while. | |
| What up Wafi Fresh? | |
| Go back a bit more. | |
| A bit more fresh. | |
| Go back a bit more. | |
| There you go. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I'm uh... | |
| Oh okay. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude! | |
| I'm back now, bro. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Don't get eaten by the... | |
| What the? | |
| Dude, they're all fucking rushing me right now from behind, dude. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| All right, Diva's dead. | |
| To Bastion, to Bastion, to Bastion. | |
| Bastion's dead. | |
| Keep it back on point with Mercy. | |
| Be up over here, Fresh. | |
| Alright, come in. | |
| Be up on point, Fresh. | |
| I got two healers over here. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| She's dead. | |
| Mercy, get the Mercy, get the Mercy. | |
| She's dead, she's dead. | |
| She's running. | |
| After this kill, pull back and... | |
| Okay, they're dead. | |
| Wow! | |
| I was a little bit crazy. | |
| Pull the pointer here. | |
| They're creating a teleporter coming up top right now. | |
| They're creating a teleporter coming up top! | |
| Top of the ship! | |
| That's what they're doing all this fucking game, bro! | |
| I got her got her I'm on the way back I Way back right now. | |
| Oh my god bro. | |
| I got the Symmetra, but the D.Va's getting healed. | |
| Bro, this Sim on their team is carrying them, bro. | |
| She's basically putting a teleporter on the high ground and just coming down, coming and taking... | |
| I have to run off the high ground. | |
| Need healing so somebody can get to be there right here in front of me. | |
| Oh my god, they're in the room to the right. | |
| They're in the room to the right. | |
| Use that fucking teleporter, bro. | |
| Symmetra on the left. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my word, bro. | |
| I'm gonna put her right in front of me. | |
| Wow, dude. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| They're all in that room over there Bro This sim is carrying them, man. | |
| I got visor. | |
| You gotta eventually stop that way along, guys. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| We can't even get out of our fucking spawn, bro. | |
| Dude. | |
| Bro, we can't even get out of her spawn, dude. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Sunday's not the night to play, I guess. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Bro Yeah, they said George in the chat right now Every soldier needs a cause The nigga that was talking shit last game. | |
| You don't want to say who he is because the chest gonna roast him Fucking loser. | |
| Guarantee he won't drop his Instagram in here because dude's going to roast him in the chat unless he already said who the fuck he is. | |
| Yo, fresh. | |
| I think you should. | |
| Probably switch to Reinhardt, but any time they push you up on you, always fall back. | |
| Yeah, that Bastion's already up top on the left. | |
| I'm Reinhardt. | |
| Well, Smash is already at the top with uh... | |
| Any time they try to fight you, pull back and fight behind cover. | |
| Whoa, bro, bro, bro. | |
| They're all on top. | |
| They're all on top right now in our spawn. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| These dudes are faggots. | |
| That's just it right. | |
| Swing, swing on him, swing on him. | |
| He's low, he's low, he's low, he's low. | |
| Oh my god, we could've killed him. | |
| One down. | |
| Mercy could be down. | |
| Oh my god, I'm getting him so fucking low. | |
| Blasting back up around. | |
| Press behind you. | |
| Press on our body. | |
| Yo, this Symmetra is fucking cancer on this team. | |
| This is Symmetra top left on the bridge if somebody can get up there. | |
| Yeah, I'm shooting her. | |
| But she's bashing one. | |
| There we go. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Symmetra chasing you over there. | |
| I weakened her. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Hey, Glo, on point. | |
| Let's get on point. | |
| Let's get on point, guys. | |
| Get on point. | |
| We got some more person on point. | |
| Tell Doomfist I'm coming for him. | |
| Alright, I'm taking higher ground. | |
| Push that payload. | |
| These kids on the other team aren't good, bro. | |
| Their sim is carrying them. | |
| She fucking sucks. | |
| They're just building teleporters and shooting at us. | |
| Using the teleporters. | |
| Bastion below. | |
| A bunch of them top right. | |
| Bunch of them top right. | |
| Mashes out by two. | |
| I'm pouring Fresh around. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They're coming to me right now. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Arisa weak. | |
| Turn around. | |
| Turn around. | |
| Please come back to the team. | |
| Fresh, come back to the team. | |
| Arisa one shot. | |
| Got her. | |
| Top left. | |
| We got two. | |
| Oh, one. | |
| We got Mercy. | |
| Mercy top left. | |
| I killed the life viewer. | |
| Too much from behind! | |
| They're bashing weak. | |
| Symmetra on the right, Symmetra on the right. | |
| Gotter fish fire Hello right now Let's go let's go let's push this bag I Orisa, one shot. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| You wanna make these fucking gay-ass teleporters? | |
| I'm taking high ground on the side. | |
| Over there. | |
| Over there! | |
| They're all in here! | |
| They're looking at me guys because I'm putting a lot of pressure on them. | |
| I'm shooting them at an off angle. | |
| Oh, that's just top. | |
| I'm shooting the Bastion. | |
| I'm shooting the Bastion. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| There's one shot. | |
| There's one shot up there behind y'all. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| You're fucking dying, bro. | |
| Bastard trying to chase me right now. | |
| I'm on him, Kariko. | |
| go I'm on him dude Dre you got to get better nigga Holy fuck! | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Damn it! | |
| We're pretty close. | |
| Come ultimate. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| You guys ready? | |
| There's a Bastion behind us. | |
| There's a Bastion behind us, bro. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| I knew this shit was gonna happen well. | |
| We gotta destroy this teleporter behind us. | |
| She reached the phone! | |
| My fucking god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Arisa weak. | |
| We gotta get their healers out of the way down. | |
| - You're a beautiful one, you suck! - That tree is a problem right now. | |
| - We gotta back up. | |
| - You're a pain, you're my pilot. | |
| Up, up, up, up. | |
| I got a visor, by the way, guys, that we can push with. | |
| I'm putting a lot of pressure on them right now. | |
| Push, push. | |
| Popping visor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We're creating space. | |
| I'm doing it strictly so they can move. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| Push up. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| I got an ultimate. | |
| Push up. | |
| The shield is almost broke. | |
| Arisa one! | |
| Arisa one! | |
| There we go! | |
| Point pressure on these fagots. | |
| Sim on the left! | |
| Sim on the left! | |
| Yeah, Frank. | |
| The fuck, man. | |
| Come ultimate, dude. | |
| Alright, that's not good. | |
| I'm taking high ground over here. - Hey, bastard, what's up? | |
| These kids are fucking faggots, man! | |
| Behind you, behind you, fresh. | |
| Behind you, fresh. | |
| All up. | |
| Push it, push it, push it, push it. | |
| Sim on the left, sim on the left, sim on the left, push it. | |
| Kariko dead. | |
| We got us. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Who's George? | |
| He's some nigga that I played with last round that fucking sucks, and now he's in the chat talking shit, but he probably... | |
| Yo, guys, chat, has he dropped his Instagram yet? | |
| Has he said who the fuck he is, or he's still a coward, he doesn't want to say who he is? | |
| Let me know, chat. | |
| Has he dropped who he is? | |
| Let me know, chat. | |
| I don't think they're gonna... | |
| I don't think he's revealed who he is because he's fucking scared. | |
| Every soldier needs a call. | |
| Curious George, huh? | |
| Curious George. | |
| Georgie! | |
| You're a bit tired. | |
| I think the biggest thing that can help us is know when the Symmetra uses a turret and where it's a place. | |
| Yo, the Symmetra, what she's doing is anytime I take high ground, she uses a teleporter and then they all run at me and I run away. | |
| Like, I try my best. | |
| But they're doing everything they can to take me off the high ground because I'd be fucking them up shooting them from there. | |
| So when they do it again, I'm going to call it. | |
| I'm gonna call it, because they're 100% gonna throw a teleporter. | |
| Their team tactic is like when they actually put the TPs up, it creates a rift between the teams. | |
| I see, I see, I see. | |
| I'm destroying teleporter now. | |
| I destroyed teleporter. | |
| Ryan's by himself over there. | |
| Kill the Reinhardt. | |
| He's by himself. | |
| He has no support. | |
| Mercy Dad! | |
| Mercy Dad! | |
| Let's go! | |
| these kids fucking suck! | |
| Diva Diva Diva? | |
| Diva Diva? | |
| Come get me! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Diva on the right! | |
| Diva on the right! | |
| Help our Bastion! | |
| She's out of mech! | |
| Bastion on the right! | |
| Bastion on the right! | |
| For mercy Bro, first back up here Back up here Back up here Thank hell now I'm not gonna hit me I got me They're chasing me, they're chasing me. | |
| Oh my god, this- Alright. | |
| You sorry ass motherfuckers. | |
| Yo, they're gonna have the high ground, FYI. They put a teleporter to go up top. | |
| They're gonna have the high ground on this next one. | |
| Alright, I got visor. | |
| I'm not gonna need a visor right now. | |
| We can- we can stop them. | |
| They only got 30 seconds. | |
| These kids fucking suck. | |
| Up top. | |
| Guys in the healing. | |
| Yeah, they're all atop, man. | |
| I'm coming back over to Hydron. | |
| Coming back on high ground. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Mercy one! | |
| Mercy one! | |
| Come on, I'm not there, so I can't help you with that, but somebody in. | |
| I'm ultimate. | |
| Yeah, they got this first, they gotta get it back up. | |
| Oh. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Yeah, we gotta group up. | |
| Just let them burn alts. | |
| We just gotta group up. | |
| We just gotta group up. | |
| I'm gonna let them move that for a bit. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| I got 94 on my ult. | |
| Okay. | |
| D.Va up top on the bridge. | |
| Watch out, Walt. | |
| There's a Bastion in there. | |
| He's weak. | |
| He's weak. | |
| There's a bunch of them up here on the ship. | |
| Guys, there's like three of them up here on the ship with me and Walt Diva back Bastion weak. | |
| Bastion weak. | |
| Bastion up top one shot! | |
| Baby Diva on point with Mercy! | |
| I'm shooting Mercy! | |
| Mercy dead! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big picks! | |
| Ana! | |
| Ana one shot! | |
| Got her! | |
| Wow! | |
| Got her bro! | |
| I'm trying to learn where they place their TPs. | |
| First point is the bridge above, second point is inside of the ship. | |
| George is getting abused by the chat. | |
| See, George, you come in here and you talk shit, bro? | |
| We actually walk it like we talk it over here, bro. | |
| This isn't a safe space, you fucking faggot. | |
| You're in here talking shit. | |
| We're about making money, fucking hoes, and becoming successful. | |
| You don't know about that because you're probably NPC, fucking faggot, acne-faced, fat piece of shit, wearing t-shirts with armpits sweating it because you're a fucking loser, like every other kid that plays this fucking game. | |
| We're bringing toxic gaming back, you fucking faggot. | |
| Every soldier needs a call. | |
| Real ninjas assemble. | |
| You don't want to know about that, though. | |
| Because you're over here, like, fags like you literally say, you use a slur word. | |
| You're a fucking faggot. | |
| If you use the term slur, you're a faggot. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| Fucking queer. | |
| He's probably going to record this shit and send it to Blizzard. | |
| Look at this guy, he's so toxic, bad his mic. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Any German music you recommend? | |
| Alright, this is winnable. | |
| Guys, this is winnable. | |
| They got a Reinhardt and a Bastion up top. | |
| Yeah, I hit him with a helix. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Is he still up there? | |
| Reinhardt has no shield. | |
| No, he's on the other side now. | |
| He's weak, he's weak, he's weak! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Mercy res the mercy res them. | |
| I'm shooting the bastard. | |
| I'm shooting him too. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm shooting this Reinhardt, bro! | |
| He's weak as fuck! | |
| Alright, I'm gonna start setting up for the next fight. | |
| I'm taking high ground up here. | |
| Sim and them are running back. | |
| Let's see where the fuck they're at. | |
| Bashing up top, bashing up top. | |
| He's trying to take... | |
| He's on the high ground top right. | |
| I already weakened him. | |
| I see him up there. | |
| Waiting for him. | |
| I'm shooting this Ryan shell. | |
| I'm trying to break it. | |
| He's moving around. | |
| He's coming towards you. | |
| He's coming towards you to your right, Myron. | |
| Oh, I see him. | |
| I see him. | |
| I see him. | |
| Good call. | |
| Let's kill him. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Let's go. | |
| He's trapped. | |
| They got a teleporter. | |
| Reinhardt shield down. | |
| Reinhardt shield is down. | |
| Yo, this Reinhardt is one shot on the right. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Gotta pull back, guys. | |
| Yep, yep, yep. | |
| Run, run, run, run. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| They're all looking at me, though. | |
| They're fucking... | |
| I don't know, one shot in there, guys! | |
| Making a play, making a play! | |
| Reinhardt's looking at me! | |
| Turn around! | |
| Look at me! | |
| Get this Reinhardt, man! | |
| Oh my god, he's so fucking low. | |
| Got him. | |
| Send one shot. | |
| Got her. | |
| Heels on point. | |
| Use my heels, use my heels. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Fresh, you need more awareness, nigga. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Ash is right around that corner. | |
| We got to stay on the payload because it's overtime, boys. | |
| Very obvious Need heals Thank you. | |
| We got a D.Va now. | |
| She's up top, she's up top, she's up top. | |
| We're bashing at everybody. | |
| Bashing up top, bashing up top. | |
| I'm melting them. | |
| You have mercy attached, though. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| D.Va, need somebody? | |
| Oh, I needed fucking healer now. | |
| Yeah, D.Va was low. | |
| On payload, see on payload, see on payload. | |
| Fresh chasing, no, you're not, you gotta get back to the point. | |
| No, we almost lost, we just lost the alpha payload. | |
| Looks like a fresh retarded. | |
| Why'd you chase him? | |
| You gotta stay on the payload, bro. | |
| Nigga! | |
| What do you mean, nigga? | |
| Why would you chase him? | |
| You gotta stay on the payload! | |
| What the fuck you doing, man? | |
| See what I mean when I tell you you got no game awareness? | |
| Nigga, you're retarded, bro. | |
| This is why I tell you all the time, bro. | |
| You got no game awareness and you get mad at me when I tell you that shit. | |
| You really got zero game awareness, bro. | |
| Well, this is a new game for me, my friend, so... | |
| Nigga got off the payload, bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Dre, you got to do better, nigga. | |
| If you keep sucking it up like this, I'm gonna boot you. | |
| I'm not trying to fucking lose. | |
| lose. | |
| You suck, man. | |
| Yeah, I'm washed up, man. | |
| I gotta get better. | |
| Yeah, you fucking suck, man. | |
| man I ain't gonna lie the D was OPSL god damn alright Arriving at Antarctic, prepare for battle. | |
| Select You know what, Fresh? | |
| Let's put it like this. | |
| This time, try to keep yourself alive as much as possible. | |
| And that's your only objective. | |
| And I promise you, this is gonna go so much more smoother. | |
| Alright, go to team chat. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| I guess we got the- is this the same team? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Bro, why you have your TV on that loud? | |
| Dude, you're the one that's loud, dude. | |
| I'm fucking streaming right now, man. | |
| If you want to go ahead, mute me. | |
| It's fine. | |
| The other guys are going to be calling out. | |
| Feel free to mute me. | |
| I'm not going to mute you, man. | |
| I was just asking why it's so loud. | |
| I'm streaming, that's why. | |
| Your mic is loud. | |
| But why is it still so loud? | |
| You're the one that's even louder than me, bro. | |
| Yeah, they got a sim in the bathroom. | |
| They're on the right, guys. | |
| They're on the right. | |
| Same team, same team, bashing on me, bashing on me, I need up Oh my god, he's one, he's fucking one They're splitting us up, they're splitting us up The D.Va chased me, man Wait, if you're screaming, why do you have your thing on, like, so loud? | |
| Bro, just mute me, bro. | |
| Just mute me, bro. | |
| I'm focused on the game. | |
| Nah, I'm just curious, man. | |
| Just fucking focus on the game, bro. | |
| Like, which stream needs that TV volume that loud? | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot, and focus on the game! | |
| What the fuck is wrong with you, you low-IQ retard! | |
| Focus on the game! | |
| Sounds like he's in World War I! You fucking faggot, man! | |
| Shut up! | |
| Stay behind me! | |
| Play the fucking game! | |
| Set it on point. | |
| I'm trying to mark it. | |
| Alright, I was getting point. | |
| Got it. | |
| They're chasing me. | |
| They're chasing me above. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is the same fun as a mission. | |
| Bro. | |
| This is dead as a game. | |
| They're chasing me so hard, man. | |
| D.Va over here! | |
| I guess. | |
| That's what we can do. | |
| Ow. Bro. | |
| Yo. | |
| This fucking D.Va is in front of me every fucking time, man. | |
| Trying to fucking shoot her, but she has a pocket healer on her. | |
| I got a visor, man. | |
| Yeah, just back up. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| Why would you But you're gonna die man You can't just bug me. | |
| They were in our backline. | |
| They killed everybody. | |
| Um... | |
| Let's see. | |
| I'm on this D-bug with you bro. | |
| And fuck incredible bro. | |
| And fuck incredible. | |
| Yo we got fucking rocks. | |
| So like, what's your streaming setup where you need the TV to be so loud? | |
| Alright, I'm gonna tell you this one more time. | |
| Mute me if it's that fucking loud. | |
| I'm curious, dude. | |
| Okay? | |
| Because you're annoying the fuck out of me right now and I don't feel like answering your fucking questions. | |
| Alright, kid? | |
| So just mute me and that's it. | |
| You sound a bit angy, dude. | |
| Angy? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| You're a fucking faggot. | |
| That's the fucking problem why I'm annoyed right now. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Did mommy not give you the cookies? | |
| Bro, if you're gonna go ahead and try to insult me, you need to come with something better than that. | |
| You low IQ fucking retard short bus fucking moron. | |
| Did you take the short bus at school, dude? | |
| Were you that guy that would get on the bus from behind the tree because you were scared? | |
| That people make fun of you because you're a fucking retard? | |
| Do you want cookies? | |
| Yeah, you were learning your ABCs when you were in seventh grade. | |
| That's how much of a dumbass you are. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| Cookies? | |
| God damn, this game is filled with low IQ idiots, man. | |
| Go back all fresh. | |
| Survive. | |
| Oh, my license here. | |
| Objective is under attack. | |
| Yeah, the D.Va dives in and they throw TB in behind. | |
| Wow, he teleported away, right away! | |
| Alright, I think I know what. | |
| Let's see. | |
| So, we gotta focus on when they need. | |
| We're playing against a 5 stack, bro. | |
| I don't think they're pros. | |
| They're a 5 stack. | |
| I didn't say they're pros, you fucking idiot. | |
| My god, man. | |
| You're keeping a bit loud. | |
| I can't really hear your voice. | |
| Alright bro. | |
| Can somebody heal me please? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Pushing that flank. | |
| I'm pushing this. | |
| Wow dude. | |
| Wow man. | |
| Dude. | |
| Yo. | |
| What the fuck man? | |
| I don't want to be rude but the only reason she's able to push you like that is because you keep splitting from us. | |
| Helping you out. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Wait. | |
| Wow. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I pressed my fucking free. | |
| Hey soldier, I think Devo was behind you. | |
| Yeah, we lost this game, bro. | |
| We got a retard on on our team. | |
| Like, bro. | |
| Bro, how are you gonna go one and six? | |
| You're a fucking idiot, bro. | |
| You know your job is to get killed, right? | |
| You know your job is to heal, right? | |
| The point of the DPS. Bro, dude, all I'm- whoever's in my job is to heal, I have more healing than the Kiriko on our team. | |
| Bro, do you hear Kapti, bro? | |
| Dude, you literally have your mic in your mouth. | |
| You literally have your mic in your mouth. | |
| Yo, you sound like you're fucking drunk, bro. | |
| You literally sound like you're drunk or you're a fucking idiot or something's wrong with you, bro. | |
| You're slurring your words. | |
| You know, maybe you should get off and go get the cookie. | |
| You probably spell cookie with a K. You fucking dumbass. | |
| Yeah, that's how you spell it. | |
| You fucking dumbass. | |
| A cookie has a K in it. | |
| This fucking retard. | |
| You spell it with two Ks. | |
| Dumb fuck. | |
| Alright, Dre. | |
| Dre left because he knows he sucks. | |
| Alright. | |
| Bro. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna make sure that we don't get that kid on our team again. | |
| What was his fucking game again name? | |
| Joey is... | |
| Yeah, this nigga's terrible. | |
| Joey's a dick. | |
| Yeah, I fucking... | |
| I fucking got him out of here, man. | |
| His name is literally Joey's a dick. | |
| What the fuck We playing against a Favstack and we gotta fuck on We're drunk on our fucking team, bro. | |
| This shit is... | |
| What the fuck is going on tonight? | |
| I don't like random, man, because... | |
| You don't know who you... | |
| I feel like, dude, you can get anybody that's random and just lose the game. | |
| I mean, not any other game, but yeah. | |
| But what rank are you water? | |
| Oh, Gold 2? | |
| I think I'm like 05 or some shit. | |
| Oh shit, what the fuck? | |
| I'm 02? | |
| I'm fucking deranking right now. | |
| I was a Gold 2, now I'm down to fucking like Silver 4. | |
| Deranking like fucking crazy, bro. | |
| I mean, it's because of a bunch of bullshit. | |
| Like, they got us against five stacks and we were just a four stack. | |
| And they teaming us up with bullshit motherfuckers and going against Merce and shit. | |
| Like... | |
| We need a Merce now. | |
| If we had a resurrection on our team, bro... | |
| No, you just need to be aware of what's going on, Will. | |
| You got very little game sense, bro. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| For example, getting off of the payload when you need to be on the payload to win the game, to chase a Moira in the health pack room. | |
| That was low IQ, bro. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna fight a Bastion, a D.Va, and smash it by myself. | |
| But you gotta stay on the payload, nigga. | |
| Like, if you don't stay on the payload, you lost. | |
| Nigga, I was gonna die regardless, bro. | |
| I was just going for the kill, at least. | |
| And that is why you suck, bro. | |
| That is why you suck, man. | |
| Well, it's not my game, bro. | |
| I'm learning. | |
| Smash Bros, you would suck too. | |
| Holy game awareness. | |
| Bro, fuck Smash Bros, man. | |
| That's just for faggots. | |
| Fuck, I look like playing Mario trying to fight niggas. | |
| At least with your skill, it's one-on-one. | |
| There's nobody gonna determine my gameplay because of their weakness. | |
| That's shit gay, bro. | |
| It's not fucking 2013. | |
| Nobody plays Smash Bros, faggot. | |
| Here does the top G does Oh, gee, oh My god, it's them again I'm so fucking pissed, bro. | |
| We're playing against them again? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Whatever, man. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| Why the fuck, bro? | |
| They're clearly a five stack, bro, because it's all five. | |
| We keep getting different teammates, but they got the same five, right? | |
| You can't avoid them as players. | |
| You can't avoid them as players. | |
| You can only avoid them as teammates. | |
| Go on to team chat. | |
| Watch for their weaknesses in a strike. | |
| Whatever, man. | |
| Maws and Mori. | |
| Those two. | |
| Who is it? | |
| EMS, Maws, and Mori, I believe. | |
| Let me look at last match again. | |
| Are they five stacking or triple stacking or what? | |
| I think it's a triple stack. | |
| Good choice. | |
| Time to set up land in motion. | |
| Gotta doofus. | |
| He's already weak. | |
| Laying his ass up, though. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Sim and Bastion. | |
| Bro, they're all here. | |
| They're all here. | |
| They're all here. | |
| and Doomfist jumped on me immediately Doomfist, we... | |
| Is this two of you up there? | |
| You Walkman All right, they got it objective loves Ah, they got it. | |
| Fucking annoying man. | |
| Turn around, doofus behind us. | |
| Okay, he ran away. | |
| I'm on the doofus. | |
| He's weak! | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Oh my fucking god. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| You got the Nash and that's all I was able to get this shit. | |
| I was trying to help you, bro, and you got slept over there, but... | |
| Yeah, it's so annoying man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Do we got a hammer? | |
| Do we got a hammer, Walt? | |
| No. | |
| Oh my god, Doomfist is behind us again. | |
| Alright, too much is dead. | |
| Let's go! | |
| You got time to push these faggots Come back to the team now All right. | |
| Action dead. | |
| Get out of my face. | |
| Doomfist over here. | |
| Need help? | |
| *Gunshot* Oh my god, how do you use it? | |
| *Gunshot* Sim behind us, Sim and Basher behind us, Sim and Basher. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Fucking turrets, bro Still got some stuff is here and I got the Lucy on me Mercy test the points or animal That's like a lot of them Backing up, okay Red numbs are greater in spirit | |
| Reaver here Turric on. | |
| Bastion, use it behind us. | |
| Hey man, sit behind us. | |
| Hey man, sit behind us. | |
| I need help, man. | |
| Shit, man. | |
| Bastion dead. | |
| Our teleporter. | |
| Fucking... | |
| I destroyed the teleporter as soon as I could, man, but fucking... | |
| They still were able to use it. | |
| I shouldn't get serious last oh my god Guys, get out of the spot so I can get some heals, please. | |
| Sim, go! | |
| These heals, these heals. | |
| Do him first, I don't know. | |
| No healers help. | |
| Guys, I got him in the back. | |
| try to push I'm on the faster these mo- I had to keep yourself alive, look at the health bar, I'm fresh. | |
| I'm going to see you do way much more better. | |
| Don't just jump off map. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Try to cover flanks. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Fall back for us. | |
| Fall back. | |
| Fall back. | |
| That's one dead. | |
| Ana, get ready. | |
| Give me the nano. | |
| Ana, get ready. | |
| Give me the nano here. | |
| Come asses I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you water. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I got visor They're gonna come up behind us here Get ready! | |
| Fuck you? | |
| Doom nigger! | |
| Doom nigger! | |
| One shot! | |
| Doom nigger! | |
| One shot! | |
| On a one! | |
| On a one! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Fuck you that one's confirmed I'm a great guy Doofus, you've been doing good job. | |
| Watch out, watch out guys, watch out. | |
| Spread out, spread out. | |
| Pressure needs healing. | |
| Come back, come back, come back. | |
| Yep, yep, good job, good job. | |
| Just stay right here. | |
| Just peek, peek and poke. | |
| I feel job to let it heal let it heal I got my hammer Wait what is going on Oh gosh refresh fresh you're way out of position It works Your bitch trying to kill me I got my hammer | |
| I got visor. | |
| I got visor! | |
| I'm waiting for them to come into a fight, and then I'll pop it. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bashing behind us! | |
| Bashing above us Bashing above us Burn up them Bashing up there! | |
| One shot! | |
| Good finish. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's running, he's running. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Okay, real strong. | |
| Looking like Reaper was the switch that was needed for that one. | |
| Zero to two. | |
| And they were going to cross the TP and pack. | |
| This is winnable. | |
| Kids on another team are not good. | |
| You know what it is? | |
| It's a teleporter and then Bastion killing us from behind, bro. | |
| No, that's what it is. | |
| I mean, I caught on to it, though. | |
| That's why when I saw that teleporter, I would always shoot the fuck out of it and then I'd turn around because they would make it through. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Yep, that's exactly. | |
| You got it right on the head. | |
| Remember the Vykovsky kingpins? | |
| 300 meters downrange. | |
| You fired once, they both fell. | |
| But I was doing as Reaper was, I was either doing one of two things. | |
| I was either going up there to the teleporter, putting them all, dropping down to the hills, or I'll push their back. | |
| Is that on in chat, bro? | |
| There were a bunch of times she could have gave me the nano, bro, but she didn't give it to me. | |
| I don't think this Ana's in here. | |
| Alright, let's see if we can push through here. | |
| Greetings! | |
| My greetings! | |
| Does someone have their sound coming through their monitor? | |
| Yes, I'm streaming. | |
| If you don't like it, you can mute me. | |
| It's fine. | |
| You can mute me if you want. | |
| Yeah, sorry, soldier. | |
| I had to mute you. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| Yo, bash in the top right. | |
| Bash in the top right. | |
| Bunch of them top right. | |
| Do them fist to the left. | |
| Do them fist to the left, bro. | |
| Here comes do fist again. | |
| That dude is out of position, man. | |
| Um, okay. | |
| Yo, Reinhardt, when you push up, they're gonna throw a TP, uh, behind you. | |
| We all gotta kill you, uh, we gotta kill you first. | |
| I'll only make it through with you. | |
| biotics deployed Bastion week. | |
| Let's get this bastard to the level. | |
| Show one This one this one Lucy when HP Lucy are dead Messing down bass it down He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Good sleep. | |
| Doomfist. | |
| Doomfist. | |
| One shot. | |
| One shot. | |
| I'm point. | |
| One shot. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| To mention on top of the level, remember that. | |
| Baptiste dead. | |
| Get a clean takedown. | |
| Goofus one. | |
| I got heals on point. | |
| Use my heals on point. | |
| I'm pushing up to make sure that they don't fucking... | |
| Lucy I hear him you cannot escape me This is here Behind us! | |
| Behind us! | |
| Dufus! | |
| Oh he ran, he ran, he ran. | |
| I'm shootin' him though, I'm shootin' him. | |
| He's gonna die, he's gonna die. | |
| He's weak, he has to put a tele. | |
| He's weak as fuck! | |
| Dufus one shot! | |
| - Surrender to my will. | |
| - Oh, you didn't have to pop off. - It was my hand covering. | |
| - George. | |
| - Goofy's one. | |
| Got him! | |
| Hey Fresh, if you put your shield up, it'll stop the bomb. | |
| Yo, um... | |
| Yo, uh... | |
| Ration's all gonna come from above. | |
| Bastion 1, Bastion 1, Bastion 1 up there on the right. | |
| He's weakest. | |
| Do we got a hammer? | |
| Do we got a hammer? | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Ana, get ready, give me the... | |
| Okay, okay, just... | |
| Don't use it. | |
| Don't use it. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I'm gonna pop it. | |
| Maybe not. | |
| Maybe not. | |
| You guys are all dead. | |
| I'm not popping it. | |
| They're using a bunch of ults. | |
| Back up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I got visor. | |
| This is still winnable, man. | |
| I'm just winging for the team. | |
| Alright, you got a hammer? | |
| Good. | |
| They're going to have a beat, so you got to make sure that you get the Lucio in the hammer wall. | |
| You have to get him in it, or else he's going to drop a beat and your hammer won't go anywhere. | |
| I'm going to take high ground for the visor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Bastion already won. | |
| Bastion already won. | |
| Got him! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big pick! | |
| Let's push off that. | |
| Doomfist chasing me. | |
| Get ready and hammer, Walt, here soon. | |
| Hammer, nigga! | |
| Hammer! | |
| The fuck? | |
| Damn! | |
| He was right in front of you, bro. | |
| It's fine, though. | |
| I got it. | |
| The fucking Symmetra's one-shot over there. | |
| Fuck her up. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| I ran for Bastion. | |
| Bastion run our way. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Woo! | |
| This one. | |
| Oh my god, I could've hit him. | |
| left to the left to the left watch out for the 17 he's behind you fresh he's dead got him stay grouped up, stay grouped up, stay shoulder to shoulder Behind! | |
| I'm shooting the Bastion already! | |
| One shot! | |
| One shot on him! | |
| He's dead! | |
| Fucking faggot! | |
| Doom faggot! | |
| Doom faggot! | |
| Weak Doopagot one shot man And here we go, this is your one Doom is one! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Them niggas are trash. | |
| I don't know how the hell we won that, but we won it. | |
| I'll push a bail on play of the game I offer something more so Surrender to my will. | |
| See, we had good healers when we won that shit. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| Taking a quick piss. | |
| Cool. | |
| Cool beans. | |
| I think we're just getting a match. | |
| Oh, you did slightly better in that time. | |
| Select your... | |
| Use yourself a lot of longer. | |
| Oh, thank God it's not the same thing. | |
| Yo, it sucks. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| Initial flashpoint. | |
| Arena. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| I got a feeling he's gonna be kicked. | |
| Oh, there we go. | |
| He's back. | |
| I'm here, I'm here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| Flashpoint unlocked. Objective is under attack. | |
| Get on it! | |
| I've got men. | |
| Who needs them? | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| Devour them! | |
| Much better. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Stay sharp. | |
| *Gayne* Gale the mahog! | |
| *Gayne* *Gayne* *Gayne* *Gayne* *Gayne* *Gayne* *Gayne* Yo, uh... | |
| *Gayne* Let the Kitsune! | |
| Got reality! | |
| Guys, I was in the team chat, but that's fine. | |
| I'm gonna go to T-side now. | |
| Damn, it's just more coffee, bro. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This Zarya is charged up, man. | |
| Zarya's on point right now, guys. | |
| Alright, let's just get the next point. | |
| That was off to a bad start there. | |
| Shut this bitch, bro. | |
| Let's just get next point, bro. | |
| Zara is oopy as fuck, bro. | |
| No, she's not. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Alright, I'm taking high ground on this point. | |
| Is anyone here? | |
| No one's here yet on their team. | |
| The McCree's here on the other side. | |
| McCree and Lucio. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I'm popping it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm focusing on Lucio first. | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Got the Lucio. | |
| One of the healers gone. | |
| McCree weak. | |
| Hanzo weak. | |
| On point. | |
| Can we get the Hanzo, please? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Whoa, Zarya! | |
| Zarya on point! | |
| Zarya on point! | |
| And she's charged up too. | |
| I'm running, I'm running. | |
| This bitch is chasing me. | |
| Two of them on point. | |
| Fucking McCree I'm going for the honesty sorry a deadlock Sorry you're dead. | |
| Watch out for the McCree. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Dragon, dragon. | |
| Where's the Hanzo? | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good finish. | |
| She's getting fucked. | |
| Join team, guys. | |
| Guys, we staying in a group chat, or are we going to team chat? | |
| Fuck it, just stay here. | |
| I think everybody's here right now. | |
| Whoa, up top, up top, up top, a bunch of them up top! | |
| They're all chasing me, man. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Fucking faggots, bro! | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Ah! | |
| Evidence of my success. | |
| Oh my god, what was she over there? | |
| Get her back up. | |
| Yeah Yeah. | |
| We can still win this. | |
| We just got a wipe on one time when we got it. | |
| No one's into the jet. | |
| Got it. | |
| *Breathing* *Breathing* Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* I'm shooting them. | |
| Lucia won! | |
| Oh, McCree! | |
| McCree, McCree top middle! McCree top middle! McCree dead! McCree dead! | |
| Warrior 1! Hanzo 1! Hanzo 1! | |
| Hanzo one! | |
| - He's on point two. | |
| - Fuck it. | |
| Bro, what the fuck happened? - We gotta, we gotta test that. | |
| We gotta test his overtime, 99. | |
| I need help, I need help. | |
| The Zarya's on me, man. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, trying to stay alive. | |
| I'm alive? | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Bro. | |
| These kids fucking suck on the other team, bro. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor You ain't running bitch I Take the next point. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Wait. | |
| We're gonna hold that. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| What the fuck was she doing? | |
| She just ran in there completely by herself. | |
| Watch out for the dragon. | |
| I'm 91 advisor. | |
| Oh shit, this Aria is charged up! | |
| I got Visor, let's go! | |
| Push like this! | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| I'm the regular! | |
| I'm going to get all the steam I can't get away with this Yeah Yo, what is our teammates doing? | |
| I I What? | |
| Zarya! | |
| Get the Zarya, bro! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Zarya are dead. | |
| He didn't touch. | |
| That's a wrap. | |
| We shouldn't have lost the first one either, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck happened, man. | |
| Our healers are trash, bro, on that last round, man. | |
| The fucking Mora walked right into the point by herself, knowing that we were all the way back at the other point. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Yo, Chek, get y'all ass in here. get y'all ass in here. | |
| I know one of y'all is like a good Mercy man. | |
| One of y'all good at... | |
| Yeah, we just need two fucking healers, honestly. | |
| Yeah, we need two good healers, bro. | |
| Like, we've been getting some sorry-ass kids on our team, bro. | |
| Shit's really fucking bad. | |
| But if you're sorry like Dre, I'll keep it a thousand. | |
| Dre on our team before, then it goes trash. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Back to playing the hero? | |
| And then we're stopped. | |
| Unlike you. | |
| The world doesn't want us, Wilhelm. | |
| At least I can realize that. | |
| Alright, we're on a team chat. | |
| To find success, we must search in harmony. | |
| Who's ready to have some fun? | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Right. | |
| I got an echo. | |
| Echo, Genji, D.Va. | |
| D.Va's out of mech. | |
| Echo! | |
| Genji on the right. | |
| Genji dead? | |
| I ain't getting no heals, bro. | |
| There's somebody coming from the right? | |
| Yeah, D.V. on the right. | |
| D.V. on the right, wacko. | |
| D.V. on the right, wacko. | |
| GG back up here. | |
| Genji won. | |
| Echo. | |
| Dead. | |
| Kiriko. | |
| Kiriko won. | |
| Kiriko won on the right. | |
| She has such a small head box. | |
| Oh, French, French! | |
| You're separating yourself, that's not a good move. | |
| An enemy here. | |
| See, now your shield is down. | |
| If they hit an ult, they would be able to assist you. | |
| Good cover, good cover. | |
| Alright, you're doing good. | |
| The game right there is actually pretty good. | |
| Genji to the right! | |
| If they come close to you, then that's what you're talking about. | |
| Echo! | |
| Echo over here! | |
| Melved it. | |
| Dan, he forced the trance out of Ozan. | |
| That's not good, because Genji is going to have Blade and... | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm going to save my Viser first. | |
| Get a spam for them all. | |
| Oh, it just gets me, uh... | |
| Come get healed! | |
| What are you looking like this? | |
| Start backing up. | |
| Somebody heal fresh. | |
| - Feel fresh, feel fresh. | |
| - Feel fresh. | |
| - I'm just dead. - Double nine. | |
| - Can't beat me. | |
| - Hold up. | |
| - Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Reinhardt. | |
| Yo, Echo over here. | |
| Oh crap. | |
| That's... | |
| Ah, they got me. | |
| Please, please. | |
| Careful, Marin over there. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I had the Orisa one, but I backed up. | |
| Whoa, Genji bladed me, Genji bladed me. | |
| Oh, what a... | |
| He fucked him up, wow. | |
| He one shot at him. | |
| Oh my god, they're chasing me. | |
| That's very hard, won't stop itself! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Soldier on the right! | |
| Soldier on the right! | |
| He's on point. | |
| Arisa week Arisa week still they got a pay The pylon is healing them, bro. | |
| Soldier up top shooting us. | |
| He's on payload. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| -Focus, who's touched an epic low? | |
| -It's a new... | |
| -Yeah, good job. -Nice hope. | |
| -Good job. -Systems impaired. -Score. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Fresh that was a smart what you did using the car as a car version You gotta do that more when you know that your shield is directly behind you, not dying. | |
| They can just heal you up, so you don't have to hold up shield all the time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Cover that shield health. | |
| The healer's gonna get you back to health, to full if you take any damage, and you should be good. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| You look familiar. | |
| Are you the loud one? | |
| No, I am Reinhard Wilhelm. | |
| It's among this hammer and shield. | |
| But not the loud one. | |
| Sure. | |
| Shed the weight of your doubts and your mind will become clear. | |
| Shed the weight of your doubts. | |
| Alright, we don't gotta push it far. | |
| we go this is 100% winnable they got a reaper orissa Baptiste We're going to have to drop down eventually. | |
| I'm going to try to flank. | |
| Watch your top left, fresh, fresh, fresh, behind you. | |
| Echo one shot. | |
| He's in. | |
| He got it. | |
| Baptiste weak. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's get back into it. | |
| Let's get back into it. | |
| Let's get back into it. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's fucking do it again. | |
| Are these the same kids? | |
| We played them before or no? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Uhh... | |
| Nah. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright, let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Grubs. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, go on a team. | |
| For adventure. | |
| Had me brekkie in a billabong. | |
| Me nod was short but me day was long. | |
| Solo. | |
| That was a good song. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| I'm gonna go left and try to shoot them from the side, guys. | |
| Oh shit, we probably should have went middle with you. | |
| Nah, that's fine. | |
| I heard of Winston. | |
| Oh no, they got Ryan, they got Ryan. | |
| Yup. | |
| Genji... | |
| Genji weak and he has no reflex. | |
| He has no reflex. | |
| Echo on point. | |
| She's getting pocketed by Mercy. | |
| Reinhardt needs healing. | |
| What the fuck killed me? | |
| Fucking Echo Tower, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I bodied that Reinhardt, bro. | |
| Damn. | |
| Full loss. | |
| The only thing fresh when you're fighting is you gotta pay attention to when you're about to be slightly one shot. | |
| You could win a fight and then if you're one shot, they hit you with a little bit of damage. | |
| Gaining altitude. | |
| Hold on, man. | |
| I had up my business, bro. | |
| Genji and Ekko got me right away. | |
| They were top. | |
| Oh, this fucking Ekko is getting populated by Mercy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's gonna be a pain in the ass. | |
| I could already see. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| I'm about to pick Ramatra. | |
| After his hammer. | |
| Genji here? | |
| Okay, no reflex. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Bastion. | |
| Oh my, what the fuck? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Bastion. | |
| I have another one. | |
| Alright, he ulted me. | |
| Look at fucking Nimbus on that team. | |
| Alright, let's push the kill chest out real quick. | |
| Yo, can't she be behind? | |
| Yo, bro. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Reaper here. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'll wait until the team comes back. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Fuck, bro. | |
| Yeah, these kids are smurfs, bro. | |
| These kids are smurfs, 100%, bro. | |
| This echo has just been sitting there the whole time with the mercy pocket, man. | |
| Yeah, okay, that's the point though Score Zero to one. | |
| Back from the dead. | |
| How do I get rid of this fucking echo? | |
| Thank you. | |
| I get to do this on my own. | |
| Yeah, the kid's basically a master level player. | |
| Alright, let's uh... | |
| Alright. | |
| Step it up this round. | |
| I see the echo. | |
| The Echo's half, coming in. | |
| A Baptiste on the high ground. | |
| This Reinhardt's here. | |
| What? | |
| Bro, the Reinhardt's won. | |
| Please kill him, bro. | |
| They fucking dive through an emo field. | |
| The Genji dive with him like, bro, these motherfuckers. | |
| Echo's behind you, fresh. | |
| No! | |
| Alright, just group up. | |
| Just group up. | |
| We're not pushing as a team at all. | |
| I don't know where our healers are in this chat, but clearly the guys on the other team are coordinated. | |
| We're not. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Baptiste up top. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Trying to break this shield. | |
| Put damage on that Rhine. | |
| Keep smacking him, Wall. | |
| Keep smacking him and kill him. | |
| He dead. | |
| I call behind us, bro. | |
| I call behind us, man. | |
| What? | |
| Brian, are you swinging out? | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| You can't stop me, Simon! | |
| How'd he come back? | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Soldier 76. | |
| Advancing upwards. | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Soldier 76. | |
| Did you see that? | |
| She just altered, uh, freshman. | |
| It's interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| Res him again. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yo, we need to have mercy on our team, bro. | |
| At all times. | |
| Look at this shit, man. | |
| They're just literally just sitting here. | |
| I'm breaking a shield. | |
| The shield broken This echo man Oh my god, I got the run hard low. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They were just straight up better than us. | |
| Straight up. | |
| Dude went 30-0, bro. | |
| Fucking Smurf. | |
| He's a master level player. | |
| I looked at his stats. | |
| Yeah, the Nimbus kid is a fucking master level player. | |
| Can't really do much there. | |
| Fucking annoying, bro. | |
| We can't be that good to where they keep on throwing us up against Smurfs and shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That kid was a master little player. | |
| He went 30-0. | |
| Alright, fellas. | |
| I'm going to call it here. | |
| You getting off? | |
| Fun, fellas. | |
| Look, you need to be playing as much as possible, my friend. | |
| I have a life. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| That's fine. | |
| We'll see you, bro. | |
| Yeah, I feel you, man. | |
| Alright, we'll just keep playing. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| They're saying add players. | |
| Bro, I'm only gonna add you if you're fucked good, bro. | |
| Most of y'all niggas that watch are trash. | |
| I'm gonna be at all the way 1 million. | |
| Most of y'all that watch this shit are fucking garbage. | |
| So, I'll bring you in, but you gotta actually be good. | |
| So, let's see here. | |
| here. | |
| They're saying The problem is if I add more players, the problem with that is that we get way harder players. | |
| You guys noticed we just got matched up with some fucking master level players and shit like that. | |
| So... | |
| Let me see here. | |
| Yeah, but what's his rank? | |
| Like, I got a million friend requests, but what's your rank, bro? | |
| Like, look, look at this shit. | |
| I got, like, you guys can see here on stream, like, a whole page. | |
| Of fucking people. | |
| I'll add to all y'all niggas right now, but it's like, bro, if you suck, like, I'm not playing with you, bro. | |
| His account is bronze. | |
| I'll add you, but if you suck, like, I'm not playing with you, bro. | |
| If you're bronze, no, nigga, I'm not playing with you if you're bronze. | |
| Like, I'm not trying to, yeah, like, we need silvers, golds, like, kids that, like, know what the fuck they're doing. | |
| Hell, if you want to smurf and play with us, because we've clearly been playing against smurfs the whole time, I'm accepting everyone's front requests, but if you suck, like, nah, man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This ain't fucking charity. | |
| I'm here to win. | |
| I'm not here to fucking sit here and, ooh, let's have fun. | |
| I don't fucking play this game to have fun, bro. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Game is error. | |
| Say he's GM with a Smurf. | |
| Who? | |
| Game is error. | |
| Let me look for his tag again. | |
| Spam that tag. | |
| It's RumbleForescan11. | |
| Yeah, he's probably sent you a request and shit. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| I invited him. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Niggas be lying, though. | |
| Bro, this nigga Cap, he ain't no fucking GM. What up, dude? | |
| Hey, bro, I'm the highest ranked streamer on Rumble and Overwatch, bro. | |
| What you talking about? | |
| Bro, you're a silver three. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| It's a smurf. | |
| I live... | |
| Y'all didn't know I got this account just to play with y'all like fucking three weeks ago because one of your mods wanted to put me in. | |
| So then why are you a Silver 3 if you're a Smurf? | |
| Because I'm keeping it low so I can play with you guys because I can't play with y'all on a GM account. | |
| Bro, are you fucking lying, man? | |
| I mean, I don't see why I lie about it. | |
| You can go watch my streams on my channel. | |
| What's your channel? | |
| It's Gamers Air. | |
| It's in the chat. | |
| I'll run one game with you. | |
| If you're a trash nigga, I'm kicking you out. | |
| Because I hate liars. | |
| I got you. | |
| What are you GMing? | |
| What are you GMing? | |
| Tank and then Masters 1 and GM on everything else. | |
| So I can play whatever. | |
| Especially at Silver. | |
| It won't matter. | |
| If you're a GM, then queue up his tank then. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| *thud* Yeah, they're saying in chat that he is. | |
| we'll see so you was like me I had to... | |
| The first stream they did, I had to spam my shit. | |
| Even though the mods were like, you know, add water. | |
| They didn't add me the entire stream. | |
| I was like, damn. | |
| Get me up to like 4 o'clock, spamming. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's all good though. | |
| I'm not worried about it. | |
| But yeah, no, the fucking last stream, there was like fucking three people even ranted my battle tag that I'm throwing me in because y'all were getting squashed. | |
| So they're like, put this fool in so we can come help out. | |
| Yeah, this account's hella low, so I ain't gonna boost SR either. | |
| So we're like gonna be fucking silvers and bronze, dude. | |
| Dude, I could probably play with my eyes closed. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| select your hero alright let's do it Got some Quest chips in here. | |
| Protein chip. | |
| Going to team chat? | |
| Yep, let's go. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Is there nothing you can do for this pain? | |
| Think of it as... | |
| Feel beneath the flames of your vengeance. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| Oh, Rambo, I see they hopping you up in the chat, man. | |
| Let's see what you got. | |
| Oh, see, now I got to perform and shit? | |
| Get that dumb. | |
| Oh they're running Doomfist? | |
| God damn! | |
| I'm pumping all the healing I can into you, God. | |
| I promise. | |
| I'm a bad guy. | |
| I'll go high ground with you guys. | |
| If that Doom just comes after you, just run from him. | |
| I didn't run in Zen, dude. | |
| That shit's annoying as fuck. | |
| Konzo on top left. | |
| Konzo on top, wait. | |
| Konzo's like literally one. | |
| We got him, we got him. | |
| McCree running, McCree running. | |
| Nice. | |
| Where is he? | |
| GoFest, sweet. | |
| McCree banning the hammer on the right. | |
| Get him. | |
| GoFest, GoFest, I need help. | |
| He's over here. | |
| He's weak, he's weak. | |
| Wait, we're... | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| In the back, they took our robot. | |
| They got, uh, Xan on it. | |
| Uh, healer, help me, help me, healer. | |
| Escorting the robot. | |
| I tried, I'm sorry. | |
| He did one man behind us, guys. | |
| Whoever's coming from Spine, he's... | |
| Yeah, I see him. | |
| I see him. | |
| He's hiding in there. | |
| No, you're good. | |
| I thought our healers were going to push up with us on that one. | |
| He got both of us, I think he... | |
| Nah, the Zen stole the payload. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Yeah, one of you want me and... | |
| Me and Myron. | |
| Nah, he got Doofus with him, bro. | |
| Just back up, back up, back up. | |
| He got Doofus with him. | |
| My bad. | |
| And his hand is pushed up inside, it's mine. | |
| Good job. | |
| Annoying ass character, bro Back I'm back Push. | |
| I've got a ult. | |
| We can go in. | |
| Hands up top, guys. | |
| Oh, she was fucking ulting me. | |
| You might not run, but I would run the ult it back. | |
| That's still winnable, don't worry. | |
| Our healers need to stay up front. | |
| Hey, healers, can you guys stay with me a little more? | |
| I was right on you I promise but I got a little bit on who sees our top He's gonna ult. | |
| They're trying to fucking... | |
| I might have to go hog for some healing. | |
| Oh my god still got some fighting me here Zane is 13 and 2 bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah he's 1v1 bro. | |
| Yeah dude he's 3-4 behind us. | |
| Doomfist I'm shooting him. | |
| I'm shooting this Doomfist still. | |
| Can we get this fucking Doomfist bro? | |
| I'm so on point you guys. | |
| I'm so in the back over there. | |
| I will escort the robot. | |
| Please resolve your missions. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Meet your strength. | |
| Are you in this tower? | |
| Can we get a reaper to counter this reaper or something? | |
| Yeah, I was reapered. | |
| Focus out the reaper. | |
| He keeps literally flanking and just going on to me and instantly killing me. | |
| There he is. | |
| He just used Wraith mode to run away. | |
| I left, we got somebody, I think I heard him. | |
| Over here. | |
| We got Ekko now. | |
| Over the touch. | |
| We got those up fish. | |
| We got those up fish. | |
| Can we please kill him? | |
| Please kill him? | |
| I'm on this spot. | |
| They're pushing in. | |
| Watch where Reaper at. | |
| Don't let the motion in here. | |
| One HP. | |
| There's a Zen behind the suit. | |
| Bro, what the fuck man? | |
| These kids are always fucking behind us. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Gotta watch the flames, guys. | |
| Watch the flames. | |
| Watch out, watch the flanks. | |
| Echo weak. | |
| Reaper one shot on the left. | |
| Reaper full back? | |
| Yeah, he's running. | |
| He don't got Wraith either. | |
| I'm out tank needs healing. | |
| Xen on the left! | |
| Xen top left! | |
| Xen on the back! | |
| Good hook, good hook. | |
| Got the Zed, got the Zed. | |
| Reaprock point, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna blow! | |
| I'm too, literally one HP, man. | |
| Roadhog, Roadhog, I mean, uh, okay. | |
| There's Kriko, Kriko, Kriko, she don't got no teleport. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go in the back now. | |
| Let's go in the back. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I don't want to burn it, though. | |
| These motherfuckers, bro. | |
| A plant. | |
| A level I haven't seen. | |
| Where's the echo? | |
| You go where our tank goes, always. | |
| Reaper on the right, but he ran away. | |
| Remember, you go where the tank goes. | |
| Yeah, Zen just straight up jumps me. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Bro, like... | |
| I'm trying, man. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| Killers, you guys gotta find a way to stay alive and not be first dead. | |
| Yeah, you guys died too much, man. | |
| Bo, you literally let the Zen just jump me with a full charge on. | |
| Like, you could've hooked him or something. | |
| I did hook him. | |
| He was in a front fighting. | |
| You didn't hook him before he got the charge shot off on me. | |
| Shoot the Doomfist behind us. | |
| Shoot the Doomfist Healers were always dead every teamfight bro. | |
| bro. | |
| Healers were always fucking dead, man. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Yeah, we were just losing the backline, bro. | |
| The zen difference is crazy, bro. | |
| I did my best. | |
| The zen on the other... | |
| Yo, our zen fucking sucked on our team, bro. | |
| He was always dead. | |
| Always fucking dead, bro. | |
| They had a way better zen on their team, bro. | |
| Do you want me to go healer? | |
| Nah, it's fine. | |
| Just go tank bro. | |
| I can go healer. | |
| Just go tank bro. | |
| I think that would help better because... | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I'm not even sure bro. | |
| Just go with the tank bro. | |
| Yeah, we can try it again. | |
| Our healers were fucking garbage. | |
| They were dead every team fight bro. | |
| They literally fucking suck man. | |
| I'm watching how the enemy team was playing and like shit that they were pulling off was insane. | |
| Well, I was trying. | |
| He was like, that Zen killed me. | |
| I was like, I was literally right next to you. | |
| I'm sorry that you just stood still so he could shoot you in the face while you had trans. | |
| Like, I killed the Zen for him, whereas I can't kill the backline that's flanking you guys while also killing the Doom up front, you know? | |
| Our healers were just losing the 1v1s constantly. | |
| Yeah, they were. | |
| But, like, if you watch their Zen, their Zen was fucking... | |
| I was like, what the fuck, bro? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| What do you play on this account? | |
| Watch our flanks. | |
| they might try something the rumble it's so hot i forgot my second try diva for now and see how it got Fighting battles at such a young age. | |
| I hope you remember to take time for yourself. | |
| Sometimes, but I have so much to do. | |
| That's always the excuse. | |
| Alright, go team chat, guys. | |
| Team chat. | |
| They got Genji. | |
| Roadhog. | |
| Hanzo already dead. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| She res the Hanzo. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| Widow. | |
| Do you know where she's at? | |
| Yeah, she's above us. | |
| Above us, I think. | |
| Or she just dropped down somewhere. | |
| Roadhog week. | |
| Got him. | |
| Hanzo left. | |
| Kiriko. | |
| Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one! | |
| I'm on payload. | |
| Alright, good shit, Rumble. | |
| Alright. | |
| I hear Winston. | |
| I don't know where you at. | |
| Yeah, he's right here. | |
| Can you pull him back? | |
| Pull him back? | |
| Yeah, no, I'm good, I'm good. | |
| He's walled off, he's walled off. | |
| Soldiers top right, soldiers top right. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Keep an eye out. | |
| I'm gonna go for that Widow in a second. | |
| Is that Winston? | |
| Yeah, he's a... | |
| We got it, though. | |
| We got it. | |
| Winston weak. | |
| Winston weak. | |
| Trying to run. | |
| One HP. Got him. | |
| Got him. | |
| Good fucking job. | |
| Soldier weak. | |
| running Widow up top up here Got him. | |
| Impersonate somebody else. | |
| Kuriko 1. | |
| Finish her off. | |
| Widow trying to run. | |
| 1 HP on the Widow. | |
| 1 HP. Oh no, I'll call Winston. | |
| Give me the nano. | |
| Okay, we're rolling through these because they suck. | |
| Let's try to re-groove. | |
| Somebody's getting an angle to heal our tank. | |
| I have Winston right here. | |
| No bubble. | |
| I'm shooting it. | |
| I'm shooting it with you. | |
| Okay, now he's weak. | |
| Now he's weak. | |
| Finish him off. | |
| Hello, we got somebody. | |
| Hello, we got three people. | |
| Soldier? | |
| Soldier, one HP down there? | |
| Soldier, one HP down there? | |
| Got him? | |
| KIA. What the- What the fuck? | |
| Where did that come from? | |
| He got fucking logged. | |
| Bro, he fucking one-shotted me, man. | |
| Bro, Hanzo's so fucking gay, man. | |
| Still got some fucking- I'm just body blocking this. | |
| Got one here. | |
| Freeze! | |
| Don't move! | |
| Hail, immobilize! | |
| Let's get this win! | |
| Monkey, monkey! | |
| Kariko, one shot. | |
| There's a soldier. | |
| Hanzo. | |
| Hanzo's above him. | |
| There's a soldier in that backline somewhere. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Wow, I'm being an enemy! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Fields online! | |
| Do we still got nano? | |
| Thanks. | |
| Yeah, we do, right? | |
| Get ready to give me the nano, Ana. | |
| I'm showing this Winston. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Find him out, these baggers. | |
| Winston dead. | |
| Niggas is running man I'm with you Carrico here She's solo ulted, what the fuck? | |
| She's solo ulted, what the fuck? | |
| She's dead. | |
| On point we got Winston. | |
| He's weak. | |
| We got... | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| Careful, careful. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Let's move. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| You're a little bit. | |
| Activating self-destruct sequence! | |
| Affirmative. | |
| More round point. | |
| Oh, he's ulting. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Ow. | |
| Ouch. | |
| I'm on the next. | |
| Pushing the payload. | |
| Where's my team? | |
| Fire in the hole. | |
| Fire is really fighting for that muthafucka. | |
| Yeah, they were. | |
| Yeah, it's a non-overtime fuckin' spawn. | |
| Three to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Yo, it's amazing how, like, one or two bad teammates can really, like, fuck you up, bro. | |
| That last game, like, it kind of has me pissed off because in my head I'm like, bruh, like, the reason why we lost is because our Moy and our Zen were so fucking bad, bro. | |
| Yeah, it might not have been their fault. | |
| I think that they were running... | |
| I think their Doom was probably Platt or Diamond. | |
| Because I think I might be Gold or Platt on Tank. | |
| I haven't done fucking placements. | |
| I have no idea what it is. | |
| Honestly, I think a couple of them were. | |
| And I think they were in a stack as well because the way they were playing, like their gang tactics was crazy. | |
| Yeah, but our healers were terrible. | |
| Our healers were just terrible. | |
| Arzen was dead every teamfight. | |
| He died first. | |
| Just down. | |
| That's that's literally why we lost because you just fucking just literally was terrible. | |
| Can't they get anything done without us? | |
| It's a full-time job being the capable ones. | |
| All right. | |
| I can feel the win streak is coming. | |
| We're gonna beat these kids and then we'll be, uh... | |
| Well, the harder we shit on people, the harder the games will get for sure. | |
| Okay, they got a Ramacha. | |
| May one shot. | |
| Okay. | |
| They got a Symmetra as well. | |
| Yep, Symmetra already weak. | |
| Oh, whoa, Symmetra. | |
| Turret. | |
| Or teleporter. | |
| She's one shot up there That was me I was at a spot, out of position That was a bad spot to be. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Can we pull back a little bit? | |
| I'm back as much. | |
| Yeah, I'm back as much. | |
| I need to go. | |
| Let's get back. | |
| Hi, Sunshine. | |
| How? | |
| Okay, I don't want to die here. | |
| I gotta run. | |
| Yeah, I can touch. | |
| We got a turret stop, top left. | |
| Turret stop left, let's destroy him. | |
| I'm with you, D.Va. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| I got a heal down for you. | |
| Oh, wow! | |
| They're all here! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Or we're dead. | |
| I can't touch? | |
| I can't touch? | |
| Okay, I can touch? | |
| This dude's fucking chasing me! | |
| This Ramatra's a faggot! | |
| I'm on point for a second. | |
| I'm solid. | |
| That was three ults. | |
| That's fine. | |
| We can take that. | |
| Alright, I'm on it. | |
| They got it. | |
| They got it. | |
| We hold them here on this choke. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Oh, we have Pharah? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Pharah soldiers. | |
| Can you just stay on high ground with soldiers? | |
| Yeah, I'm on the high ground right now. | |
| And, uh, Pharah, you guys are mercy. | |
| Ramachra 1hp! | |
| Ramachra 1hp, man! | |
| I'm about to hit Visor here in a second. | |
| Visor right now! | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Demetra! | |
| Yeah, she's being a bitch chasing me for some reason. | |
| I don't know what her deal was. | |
| My ultimate is ready! | |
| Join me! | |
| They're gonna need to switch off the sim. | |
| They're going through the tunnel. | |
| Yeah, they're going through the tunnel. | |
| Doom is already weak. | |
| They got a soldier on their team too. | |
| Back up a bit guys because I can't help you from over there. | |
| Yeah, we're good, we're good. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Sombra behind me. | |
| She's dead, she's dead. | |
| I hit him with a helix direct. | |
| I don't know where the fuck you went. | |
| On on the left, on on the left. | |
| You got her ball, you got her. | |
| She's half. | |
| There's Lucio in there. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Oh, she died for it. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| No ball. | |
| Winston is soldier now. | |
| Winston is soldier coming in. | |
| Just back up. | |
| I come back. | |
| Winston is soldier. | |
| Just don't die. | |
| I can stay alive, you guys. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| We're gonna fall back then I got a pussies you He's one. | |
| Lucio one. | |
| Ah no, I can't see her. | |
| Got her. | |
| I hear Sombra. | |
| Oh, she's... | |
| Soldier in the cave. | |
| Winston's already weak. | |
| Winston weak as fuck, damn it! | |
| Can't do much with the soldier. | |
| Yeah, I got hacked. | |
| Oh, he's nanoed. | |
| Yeah, definitely cannot do much. | |
| I'm 87, so let's just group up. | |
| We might be able to stop them here. | |
| If we can group up and... | |
| Yeah. | |
| They got me. | |
| I should've just died. | |
| I don't know if we can touch that. | |
| Yeah, we might not be able to, actually. | |
| Yeah, Winston's already-- okay. | |
| Winston dead. | |
| Soldier. | |
| He's soldier weak with Lucio. | |
| Careful up there, careful up there. | |
| Hey, I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Just hold him at the choke the other way. | |
| Behind you should be somber! | |
| God damn it, she got away. | |
| Lucio dead, Lucio dead. | |
| Winston, Winston on you. | |
| Winston. | |
| Oh, he haunted. | |
| Okay. | |
| At the soldier. | |
| Yeah, Tamri got me in the back. | |
| Focus front, though. | |
| Focus front, though. | |
| Be careful if you're in the back. | |
| Winston could die. | |
| Winston could die. | |
| Oh. | |
| They had to drop beat. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| That was a waste of a beat. | |
| Yup. | |
| Winston 1, Winston 1, Winston 1 on the left. | |
| They're finished? | |
| Both healers gone. | |
| I'm weak as fuck. | |
| Sombra's from behind being a little bit. | |
| I don't know where the fuck she went She's on high ground Got her! | |
| She's dead. | |
| Good finish, good finish. | |
| I'm on fire, you're not on fire. | |
| I'm on fire, you're not on fire. | |
| Rocket barrage incoming. | |
| I'm sorry, I had to do it. | |
| Remember that their spawn's right there, guys. | |
| Yep. | |
| Just ult farming a little bit so I get that back. | |
| Watch out. | |
| They got a drunker queen Thank you mercy Oh, they got you. | |
| Hog me's healing! | |
| I'm good, hold me, he's killing. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Soldier got him. | |
| Good fucking job. | |
| *Gunshot* Sombra 1, fuck you bitch. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| She touched fucking A! | |
| I gotta heal up real quick. | |
| Can we run? | |
| That's right. | |
| Re-recontest. | |
| Just don't die. | |
| Just hide. | |
| We're down our healers. | |
| Sombra on the right. | |
| Oh, I almost hit my ult. | |
| I just needed heals. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Let me see if you can. | |
| I got ult. | |
| No, they're not gonna ult. | |
| I'm not gonna ult. | |
| Guys, stay ult. | |
| I got ult. | |
| Let's try to pull their atti- aww shit. | |
| I'm on it! | |
| Ah, it hurts! | |
| No fucking- with one hack and she can just kill me like that? | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| I don't know, they changed her so many fucking times. | |
| Yeah, I think she does 60% more damage if she hacks you. | |
| That's good. | |
| They just had a lot of ultimates at the end there. | |
| They had nano EMP. They had that beat to recontest. | |
| One thing I know is they're definitely gonna stay fucking Sombra again, so I'm picking May for the back line. | |
| I don't know if you can play McCree, but his sticky grenade is fucking overpowered against Doomfist and Sombra and Baal. | |
| I'll give it a go. | |
| Yeah, all you gotta do is just wait for them to appear, throw your grenade at him, and he can't get out. | |
| He just is stuck there. | |
| Can Tracer blink when she's hit with a grenade? | |
| No. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah, and Doomfist can't jump. | |
| So what I do is when Doom goes to block, when his block is about to expire, I throw a nade at him. | |
| So that way when his block ends, he can't jump away. | |
| And he just sits there and has to facetank a bunch of damage. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Okay, not bad. | |
| And then Hammond, same thing. | |
| When he tries to roll away, stick him with a grenade. | |
| Right when you see Sombra, stick her with a grenade. | |
| They just can't get away. | |
| They're just stuck. | |
| Attackers, incoming. | |
| Stop the pain. | |
| It's alright. | |
| We just hold this corner. | |
| They got a torp. | |
| Soldier. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| They're all low back there. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| No! | |
| Sigma. | |
| Kill him, kill him, kill him. | |
| Got him. | |
| Focus front. | |
| At the turret. | |
| Anno? | |
| Oh my god Fucking easy clap. | |
| The Sigma fucked up for trying to finish the Mercy like a idiot. | |
| Yeah, pro strat, dude. | |
| Dude, push their tank into your team with the fucking E on Orisa. | |
| God, I wish I had Junker Queen on this I wish I had Junker Queen on this account. | |
| I don't. | |
| You don't have her? | |
| On, like, three accounts I do, but, like, a bunch of the other... | |
| I just got this account. | |
| I haven't really played on it. | |
| I'm not buying shit on it. | |
| Keep in sight. | |
| I'll have us in and out in no time. | |
| I'm gonna try to distract the back line as much as possible so we can make this quick. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| What was your hometown like, Morrison? | |
| Flat. | |
| Cold. | |
| Lots of wind. | |
| Huh. | |
| Not so different from mine. | |
| Alright. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| attack commencing. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Close run to high ground. | |
| Drop down. | |
| Oh yeah, they're on Arisa. | |
| This is it. | |
| I got a heal pad on the thing. | |
| She's anti-healed. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's dead. | |
| She's about to die. | |
| Soldier dead! | |
| We got it. | |
| Strike that back line and that was it. | |
| Alright, nice. | |
| Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Time to start the climb, boys. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright, Rumble, what's your worst... | |
| What role do you play the worst? | |
| What's funny is healer's probably my worst, but it's actually my second highest. | |
| Like, damage is my fucking lowest rank, but that's because fucking DPS competition is tough in GM. Yeah, just roll tank, bro. | |
| Yeah, just roll tank, bro. | |
| I can play healer. | |
| It doesn't matter to me. | |
| Nah, play tank, because tank is very important. | |
| We can carry our healers if they're not absolute idiots. | |
| If we don't... | |
| If it's bad, then I'll go ahead and get a... | |
| We'll pick up a healer from the chat. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| Chat niggas. | |
| Who's a healer in here? | |
| Silver or gold level healer? | |
| Bare minimum. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Like silver one. | |
| We need like a healer main. | |
| All right. | |
| Drop your rank and what you are if you're a healer main. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Let's see what the chat niggas say. | |
| Niggas said need fresh back, unfortunately. | |
| Nah, we don't need Fresh, bro. | |
| Fresh needs his Game Awareness back up, bro. | |
| Yeah, say your tag... | |
| And then um... | |
| He deciphered on 9 says go to heal. | |
| Well, you got Jedi Knight who said he's gold 5 on heals. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| You can't play if you're on console, guys. | |
| Oh yeah, no, we don't roll with that console shit. | |
| Bro, console is way easier than fucking PC, bro. | |
| The motherfuckers are sweaty up here. | |
| I made GM level on console, bro. | |
| On here, I'm barely fucking silver, bro. | |
| Or gold. | |
| Fucking crazy. | |
| Yeah, DPS is one of the roles I grind the most, and it's still my lowest rank, because the people just, dude, they're just too sweaty. | |
| I don't play 13 hours a day, bro. | |
| I got a job and shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, it's very competitive. | |
| Alright, go team. | |
| Go team chat. | |
| Alright, this dude, demigod, let me see here. | |
| Nigga, you trash demigod. | |
| I'm bringing you in, nigga. | |
| Look at your stats right now. | |
| You barely play, you suck. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| Niggas be trash trying to say, put me in. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| They got a Hanzo, be careful. | |
| Doomfist, Doomfist. | |
| Doomfist, uh, uh, oh, they got a Bastion too. | |
| They got a Bastion as well. | |
| Try to get out the way. | |
| I'm bucking. | |
| I got me. | |
| Hanzo got me. | |
| Dude, what the fuck, man? | |
| Hanzo on top. | |
| He's weak as fuck. | |
| Doom one in here. | |
| Alright, I'm coming out. | |
| I'm eating the damage. | |
| Kill him. | |
| Kill him. | |
| Bad. | |
| Dead. | |
| Zam, dead. | |
| Hanzo top middle. | |
| Hanzo top middle. | |
| Hanzo top. | |
| Now he's left. | |
| Now he's left. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I fucking hate Hanzo. | |
| Oh, Brig. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, so I'll rock Doom when he blocks and I'll eat Bastion when he turrets. | |
| Alright. | |
| Look out for... | |
| You gotta fucking fire our shit. | |
| Holy shit, I hit her. | |
| She's already won. | |
| She's already won. | |
| They got an Orisa now. | |
| Orisa is weak as fuck! | |
| Barrel one. | |
| Zen one! | |
| Oh my god, he got so lucky, bro. | |
| One shot on the fucking Orisa. | |
| Orisa won, guys! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Soldier now. | |
| Soldier weak as fuck. | |
| Zen half. | |
| Watch out! | |
| I tried to eat it. | |
| Zen weak? | |
| I got Visor by the way. | |
| We got all Winston now. | |
| Ah shit our Brig is gone. | |
| That's one down. | |
| Pop an ult. | |
| Oh what a... | |
| No, no, no, you're good. | |
| That's my wall. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| They're tree. | |
| They're tree, I mean. | |
| And they ran. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Back up. | |
| Oh, what the? | |
| Yo, this nigga retarded or what? | |
| Yeah, she should have been back there. | |
| She should have been up there. | |
| Oh, they're going to use that some questions. | |
| Mercy, run away. | |
| McCree won. | |
| McCree gone. | |
| I'm trying to eat. | |
| I'm trying to... | |
| One shot on the fucking gay-ass flower nigga. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The carry is here! | |
| Heel's on point. | |
| Heel's on point. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Good fucking combat, guys. | |
| Brig came back and I fucking planned. | |
| She popped out all just in time. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Watch out. | |
| They got junk right now. | |
| Yeah, that's good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Just keep an eye on that Winston. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| Shield's broken, shield's broken. | |
| Ana's flanking for some reason. | |
| Winston Weak over here. | |
| I got it on me. | |
| Winston Weak. | |
| On over here. | |
| You tired. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'm eating if I need it. | |
| Tire. | |
| What is the... | |
| No, it went for me! | |
| I thought it ran past me. | |
| They're almost dead. | |
| Making plays! | |
| Making plays! | |
| Me and the monkey! | |
| Anna's dead. | |
| We're good. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| What a hold Testify I think you gave up yeah, he gave up 100% I'm on it now guys Isn't it incredible when you have a good tank on your team how the fucking DPS are able to pop off? | |
| Holy shit, man! | |
| You guys see the difference? | |
| Look, chat, do you guys see the fucking difference when you have a competent tank on your team, how they're able to create space so that you can fucking shoot them? | |
| Incredible, bro. | |
| And you guys saw, I wasn't missing. | |
| My tracking is on point, bro. | |
| It's just that I literally began sorry-ass teammates, bro. | |
| The niggas suck. | |
| You can't carry sometimes, even no matter how good you are. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| And Overwatch 2 is the first time I've ever lost a game in bronze. | |
| Like, that's how bad that shit gets, dude. | |
| I've never lost a game in bronze, and I've been playing this game since, like, 2016. | |
| I lost one in bronze. | |
| I had, like, fucking 60 of limbs, dude. | |
| I'm like, I don't know what else I can do. | |
| My whole team was just dead. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Even if I killed three or four, it's like, fuck, man. | |
| It's bad, bro. | |
| It's really fucking bad. | |
| The subtraction of a tank just makes the individual input way worse. | |
| Yeah, I think 6v6 was better too, personally. | |
| Way better. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're gonna roll through these kids. | |
| Let's just fucking make this quick and penniless for these scrubs. | |
| Alright. | |
| They got a McCree, Sigma, Bastion. | |
| They're about to beat our Zarya. | |
| Heels on corner. | |
| I pulled him back already. | |
| I pulled him back already with the TP. Got him. | |
| He's gone. | |
| There we go. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| There's a Zen over here. | |
| Game over. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Alright, nice. | |
| Victory! | |
| Bro, they thought that comp was gonna hold us. | |
| I put the TP to the right and just instantly they made space with that. | |
| like they just fell back based off of that oh bro what the fuck That Zen was like, fuck it. | |
| You're pretty good, my guys. | |
| I can queue up as healer too. | |
| I can do DPS and healer. | |
| It's going to probably finish me off platinum 1 or diamond. | |
| I don't know if y'all want to keep playing with those types of people or if you want me to switch roles. | |
| We can keep rolling it until we lose one until we get a squad that is dunking on our back line. | |
| You're not going to hit diamond, bro. | |
| I doubt you're going to hit diamond. | |
| Just queue up as saying, you're fine. | |
| They're going to probably give you gold. | |
| No, it has me at right now at platinum 3. | |
| That's what they're anticipating you're going to be? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Interesting. | |
| We're steamrolling too hard. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| I mean, we can play until we start getting teams that are just shitting on our backline. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then, yeah, if it's tank v tank, you know, a diamond tank, of course, I can still steamroll him. | |
| But if he goes Doomfist and he just terrorizes our backline, there's not a whole bunch I can do about it. | |
| They have to kind of just win the 1v1s, which, you know, they're not going to. | |
| Kind of like that other game. | |
| Yeah, sometimes it won't even be the tank that will be the equivalent rank. | |
| It'll be like the healer or the DPS or some shit. | |
| Yo, Myron, you gonna be sparring with Rampage? you gonna be sparring with Rampage? | |
| Yeah, I mean, I could. | |
| You'll probably fuck me up, but yeah. | |
| Definitely gonna fuck you up. | |
| I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna do you like Sean did. | |
| Sneak up. | |
| Sneak up. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let's go team. | |
| Nigga said fresh was the weak link. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I can do this on my Fresh is good mechanically, it's just that his awareness is off. | |
| What was that? | |
| No, it's because I'm streaming, that's why it's loud like that. | |
| But if you want, you can mute me so you don't have to hear the game. | |
| My teammates will be calling out, don't worry about it. | |
| Yeah, just mute me so it won't bother you. | |
| I don't know if Rumble's here. | |
| I'm here, I just don't know what to pick. | |
| I'm just fucking... | |
| NIGGAR NIGGAR NIGGAR! | |
| I didn't pick long. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm on the high end. | |
| I might be switching. | |
| I don't know if Winston's the pick here. | |
| They got a MAGA? | |
| They got a MAGA. | |
| They're idiots? | |
| Can you guys make it a pointer now? | |
| I'm just shooting them in. | |
| As they get into point, I'm shooting them for you guys. | |
| Oh, break break. | |
| Get this break. | |
| She dumb. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| May coming on point right now, guys. | |
| May coming on point. | |
| May? | |
| May on point? | |
| Oh, they're all low on the backline? | |
| All low. | |
| All of them. | |
| That's one? | |
| I might die here. | |
| That's two? | |
| Oh, never mind. | |
| Heels on point. | |
| Use my heels. | |
| Sorry about the n-word. | |
| When I hear streamer, I have to. | |
| Bro, I don't give a shit, bro. | |
| You must not know who we are, nigga. | |
| Alright, I'm on the high ground shooting them as they come in, guys. | |
| Maga, all of them. | |
| They might come around the back line, FYI. They're looking at me, though. | |
| You guys can poke out and start shooting them. | |
| Nah, Maga's got their cooldowns. | |
| Careful, dude. | |
| Wait till this cooldown's done. | |
| Alright, we can go on this team. | |
| They got a Reaper now. | |
| I'm just shooting these fucking idiots, bro. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm shield Mago. | |
| Mago, we finish some off water. | |
| That was close. | |
| He almost hit me. | |
| I got you. | |
| Oh my god, the heals are so clutch. | |
| Okay, you can have it. | |
| You can have it. | |
| I'm 1v1 in a Reaper. | |
| I'm BMing him. | |
| Okay, Moira's here. | |
| Never mind. | |
| We're in his face. | |
| Okay, I just did some dumb shit. | |
| Back up, guys. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| We go in. | |
| We go in on that. | |
| May has passed you guys in your backline, our soldier is focusing her. | |
| This is my fucking swamp. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We're in it, we're in it now. | |
| Oh, they're chasing, I need help. | |
| I'm blocking you, run. | |
| Yeah, I'm running. | |
| Just back up, back up. | |
| Get out of there, Reaper. | |
| I can't help you. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| They got me. | |
| We might just have to go to point by point. | |
| Yeah, it's 18.5%. | |
| Morish, I didn't make it back to point now. | |
| Mori, you need it. | |
| But they're going all the way. | |
| They're going around. | |
| They're wrapping around. | |
| Let's kill this Ana. | |
| Let's kill this Ana. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| She slapped me. | |
| Watch out. | |
| That's right. | |
| Let them have point. | |
| Let them have point. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Let them have it. | |
| We can go back in. | |
| They're down the Ana. | |
| I think it's some off-charging. | |
| Oh, never mind. | |
| We're down, too. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| I'm running away. | |
| Sorry, Kiriko. | |
| I'm taking Hydron to try to shoot them. | |
| Okay, um... | |
| Alright, they're all on point. | |
| Mei here. | |
| She can get picked off. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Never mind. | |
| I'm shooting the Orisa. | |
| There's a Reaper right behind her. | |
| I'm going for the Animoyra. | |
| Can you go in? | |
| Oh, I'm going to die for that. | |
| I don't know if you can heal me. | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| Reaper 1 in the corner! | |
| More on one! | |
| They have no healers. | |
| Oh no, I got bullets! | |
| They fucking- They pulled off some clutch ass shit. | |
| That was a good one. | |
| Yeah, that was a good one. | |
| They have no healers, though. | |
| It's all good. | |
| We're at 98. | |
| They only got 43. | |
| Just try to pull back if we can. | |
| You're by yourself. | |
| Am I alright? | |
| Yeah, I'm back. | |
| I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Reaper here? | |
| The good man? | |
| That's a good pick. | |
| Get Moira dead. | |
| They got me. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| I think there's a Moira around. | |
| How did she get the all so quick? | |
| Tear up on point. | |
| Thank you bro Wanna play wanna point You pick the wrong Arisa coming in I'm just blocking her, I'm just standing in her face. | |
| Got her. | |
| Heel's on point. | |
| Sombra coming in, Sombra coming in. | |
| Pracia coming in. | |
| Melted. | |
| Good job, guys. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| *sniff* Score... | |
| One... to zero. | |
| *cough* Scraw-scraw some more! | |
| What was your hometown like, Morrison? | |
| Flat. | |
| Cold. | |
| Lots of wind. | |
| Huh. | |
| Not so different from mine. | |
| Ahhh ha ha ha!оже kiss Boot!WTF??? | |
| Dude, dude, dude, dude. | |
| Stop spamming your shit, man. | |
| This dude's a faggot, bro. | |
| Ah, shit, I'm even moving. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm gonna go high ground, guys. | |
| I'm gonna go high ground from the circuit room. | |
| You guys just get on point. | |
| I'm gonna shoot down. | |
| They got a Symmetra. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Alright. | |
| Good call. | |
| I'm gonna tell you... | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm on high ground. | |
| I'm shooting their Moira and their Kariko. | |
| Alright. | |
| Symmetron point right now, one shot. | |
| Got her. | |
| Okay, the Orisa's looking at me. | |
| She's weak. | |
| More or one, more or one, more or one. | |
| More or one, more or one in that corner over there, bro! | |
| Kill her! | |
| Sorry I got hacked Take him objective Guys, there's a Kuriko hiding in that corner over there. | |
| Got her. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Alright, fight on point. | |
| Fight on point, guys. | |
| Fight on point. | |
| Fight on point. | |
| Sim's going to flank. | |
| I'm going for Arisa looking at me and I think they got a Reaper on their team that just chased me Or is that you? | |
| Is that Ashe? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Zen, Zen, Zen, Zen 1, Zen 1, good finish. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I need help. | |
| Uh, Arisa weak. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Reaper on your team, Reaper on your team. | |
| Reaper... | |
| I'm ignoring Reaper. | |
| Don't let him kill me. | |
| Ash, 1 over there. | |
| Finish him off water. | |
| Reaper. | |
| Zen 1 shot on their team. | |
| I don't like him. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| You gotta BM him dude. | |
| Healing pad over here for you guys if you want it. | |
| Reaper Chief is over here. | |
| You thought I didn't see that? | |
| I do that shit my guy. | |
| Alright, Rumble, 33-on-1 is kinda crazy my guy. | |
| *laughs* Let's see if I can pull something off. | |
| I think they switched. | |
| Yeah, they got Mei. | |
| Oh, it hurt so much. | |
| Well, this isn't good. | |
| I bubbled you? | |
| Yup. | |
| That was not good. | |
| She's one. | |
| I bubbled you and I got you. | |
| Mei's on the plane. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| I died like this. | |
| Easy, boys. | |
| GG. Yeah, that was worth. | |
| We won that. | |
| Victory, friend. | |
| All right. | |
| They got fucked. | |
| Air Rumble. | |
| I wonder why it cuts Mike off and shit. | |
| What'd you say? | |
| I said 36-10 and 1 is kind of crazy, my guy. | |
| Dude, I told you it's lower ranks, man. | |
| Just be like that. | |
| I think we can achieve the same outcome with a little bit of chill on you, Mike. | |
| Alright, pick your cue, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| That was my bad. | |
| Nah, it was me. | |
| *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm going to get a shake. | |
| W's are y'all. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, you ult in their spawn doors, dude. | |
| It tells them who's boss. | |
| It just ruins their morals. | |
| That's why they didn't even want to leave spawn anymore. | |
| God damn it. | |
| I got a fucking... | |
| I got some protein chips here, guys. | |
| Quest protein chips. | |
| 19 grams of Yakosia right there. | |
| Protein, pretty good. | |
| I thought I had a protein shake, but I don't have one. | |
| God damn it. | |
| So I gotta fuckin' run to the store. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Some idiot said I'm gonna get fat gaming. | |
| Are you fucking retarded, dude? | |
| That'll never happen. | |
| Shit, I'll fucking do it. | |
| I gotcha. | |
| I'll do it for you, bro. | |
| I just had two Rice Krispie Treats. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Unacceptable. | |
| Alright, switch to Team Shop. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| I wish I could disable my sense of smell. - I'll see this matter resolved. | |
| I'll see you next time. | |
| I'll see you next time. | |
| Hanzo won! | |
| Hanzo won! | |
| Shit. | |
| Rig on the left. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Enemy location. | |
| All right. | |
| We got it. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| All right. | |
| What's going on? | |
| I came to voice chat, my bad. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| I'm sitting there calling myself, bro. | |
| Ain't no one listening to me. | |
| I almost got my ult. | |
| I'm trying to break the shield. | |
| I need the health bad. | |
| Echo weak, action. | |
| Echo! | |
| Echo weak! | |
| I need heals! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| What the fuck is our Moira and our team doing, bro? | |
| How do you only have 800 heals, bro? | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| He's in my boys. | |
| They're coming for me. | |
| I'm trying, I'm trying. | |
| Fucking hog there. | |
| Yeah, they came for me. | |
| They walked past you guys. | |
| They got point, guys. | |
| They got point. | |
| Ryan has 1 HP. Ryan can die. | |
| Ryan can die. | |
| Ryan can die. | |
| They got it. | |
| I got like all of them around me. | |
| Alright, we just gotta be better at holding the high ground. | |
| That's all, we're good. | |
| We're on their team week and... | |
| What? | |
| They're gonna come up here, just so you know. | |
| Echo weak on their team. | |
| Here comes the right, uh... | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Can we do something here? | |
| That's one dead. | |
| Kuriko on your team dead. | |
| On the left, someone might flank left. | |
| Yup. | |
| It's Hanzo. | |
| I'm watching. | |
| Oh, Reinhardt by himself! | |
| Nihil and the- God damn it. | |
| Let's go, partner Weiser, let's go! | |
| Reinhardt weak! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Help our- help- help our- okay. | |
| I'm good, I'm good. | |
| This Ryan's an idiot, I'm breaking the shield. | |
| Am I trying to shatter me? | |
| He's going to try to shatter me. | |
| He's trying to pin you. | |
| Oh no, he's going to pin me. | |
| Oh, there's the shatter. | |
| Oh my god, that was a lot of ultimates on us. | |
| Oh shit, Rumble. | |
| Good shit, man. | |
| Alright, y'all got it. | |
| How's that nano right there? | |
| Alright, I got Blizzard. | |
| Alright, yeah, they used everything, dude. | |
| Fucking scrubs, man. | |
| He's focusing me because I'm annoying him. | |
| Bastard, Bastard, one shot over there! | |
| They got Azaria now? | |
| And she's walled off? | |
| Oh my god Moira is so weak over there Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei Weak over there? | |
| With Moira? | |
| I popped out I popped out I got the bashing in there to the left, to the right of me. | |
| Damn, they protected the shit out of her. | |
| She's purple. | |
| Fucking job. | |
| Yep, we just hold the high ground, dude. | |
| If they're not going to do anything to contest it, they're done. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, they got Zarya now, which is actually a very stupid pick. | |
| They do switch to suspect a monkey. | |
| Junkrat now. | |
| Zarya used one bubble. | |
| Okay, now she just used her second bubble. | |
| I hit her with a- I hit her? | |
| She got bubbled? | |
| Oh, I might be fucked here. | |
| Oh shit, I'm running. | |
| Oh wow, these dudes are faggots, man! | |
| Anna, Anna, tell me you got me! | |
| Okay, I didn't know they was below them. | |
| That's alright, we win next one. | |
| Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak. | |
| I'm fucking her up, bro! | |
| I'm trying, dude. | |
| I'm back now. | |
| I threw a heal down for you guys, too. | |
| Mayday! | |
| Oh, that was their fucking Zarya. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| I thought I was safe. | |
| She's won, dude! | |
| Fucking... | |
| Alright, I'm taking high ground again. | |
| I got a visor, FYI. Back up. | |
| That was a weird play, Moira. | |
| What an idiot, man. | |
| I told you that Moira on our team sucks, bro. | |
| Thought she would've been had backed up, but... | |
| They're pushing underneath, pushing underneath. | |
| Damn asses! | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| That's a lot of ults in this dude. | |
| Um, just wait, I think I can contest with Ball. | |
| Damn, man, I was trying to keep you alive. | |
| Coming back with Blizzard. | |
| Just wait, wait, let me contest. | |
| Yeah, contest with Ball. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Zarya, you're pushing! | |
| Watch out. | |
| Blizzard, when you got it? | |
| Zarya, run! | |
| Good Blizzard! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| Junkrapp! | |
| Junkrapp! | |
| He still has tire, by the way. | |
| Alright, 40 seconds. | |
| One more push. | |
| Careful up the gas. | |
| Tank went back to switch back to Zarya. | |
| Ana, back up! | |
| Ah shit, Ana, you need to try to get out of there somehow. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| Moira coming here to touch. | |
| Is Arya dead? | |
| Oh, it was going for me. | |
| I tried to block it. | |
| Damn, they fucking got me. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Moira's popping out. | |
| Moira popped out. | |
| Gotta stay alive, Moira. | |
| As long as you can. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| You picked the wrong enemy. | |
| Yo, they left Anna all alone up there. | |
| She just up that healing everybody *Sigh* | |
| All right. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Dead weight gets left behind. | |
| Dead weight gets left behind. | |
| Can a single grain of sand differentiate between heap and not heap? | |
| It thrills me to put aside my preparations and humor your brilliant inquiries, Doctor. | |
| It thrills me. | |
| Kind words. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Alright, let's fuck him up. | |
| Turret on the right. | |
| Turret on. | |
| Turret on. | |
| Turret already weak. | |
| Soldier bottom right, weak. | |
| Ana, no nay, dude. | |
| No cooldowns at all. | |
| week yeah no how running like a minor soldier week on their team He has no healing. | |
| Soldier weak, man. | |
| Yeah, he's fine. | |
| He's pushing him back. | |
| Oh, I got slept. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm in that back line to strike there. | |
| Ana, one shot on their team. | |
| Ana's in the- I'm poking her, but- I'm on the shrine. | |
| I'm on the shrine. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| He's about to break. | |
| Distracting the healers right now. | |
| Okay, I pulled him back. | |
| That's what I was able to do. | |
| Stay on that shield. | |
| Stay on that shield, Dan. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| Were we pushing payload the whole time? | |
| Push the payload, guys. | |
| Push the payload. | |
| Dan, we're fucking alpha, bro. | |
| Fuck the payload. | |
| We just straight WK'd the whole shit. | |
| More on the left. | |
| More on the left. | |
| Oh, with our Zen. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Got him. | |
| Got him. | |
| Soldier weak up top. | |
| He's fucking trash. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Idiot. | |
| He has the high ground, he still can't kill me. | |
| Sucks. | |
| Oh shit I got a visor They got Azaria now? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Whoa! | |
| He got nano'd! | |
| And he got bubbles! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Alright, kill two! | |
| No, thanks! | |
| Yo, our Zen couldn't fuck on top of Trance, dude? | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| That's fine, he popped it. | |
| Popped it too fucking late, man! | |
| I am effervescent. | |
| Wrecking all online. | |
| Kuriko one on... | |
| Kuriko one? | |
| Zarya 1? | |
| I'm literally walking on her head! | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| I'm gonna take Khaigran for next fight. | |
| Death talks for no one! | |
| Biotics deployed! | |
| I'm just fucking with their backpun. | |
| Mei over here? | |
| Nah, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Uh, Zarya, uh, here. | |
| Zarya weak, Zarya weak, she running? | |
| Moira weak, Moira weak! | |
| Oh shit, the point! | |
| Moira dead? | |
| But the Mei got me. | |
| he may got me I killed her more ago this They'll regret that. | |
| I will not be denied. | |
| Over here. | |
| Over here. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| We got her there. | |
| That's alright. | |
| Should be all together, maybe? | |
| Yeah, there we go. | |
| I'm sorry, I just had to do it for the memes. | |
| Not worth it. | |
| I'm with you, Water. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Let me get this bitch. | |
| Okay, she just used her self heal. | |
| Fucking bitch. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Easy ult there. | |
| That's not gonna help shit. | |
| They're out of it. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| I got a heal for you here water. | |
| Use it, use it. | |
| Oh, that's so much damage it hurts. | |
| Okay, you got him. | |
| I'm gonna break this wall for you. | |
| Yup. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Oh fuck, I should have backed up too. | |
| Yeah, she was charged up, she was charged up. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, we should all back up, this Zarya's charged up. | |
| This poker, she has no bubble, she has to go. | |
| I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm trying to body block. | |
| I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her. | |
| She got... | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'm shooting her still. | |
| Sorry I'm melting. | |
| May on the... life we've run to right being a faggot. | |
| Life we've run... | |
| I'm trying to get to you. | |
| Got him. | |
| Adam, good job. | |
| You're fucked, idiot. | |
| And I was reloading. | |
| Nigga trash. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm on the high ground on this one. | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| I see May on the left. | |
| May on the left. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm one shot in the back guys. | |
| Hey, on point. | |
| Left. | |
| Lord, on point. | |
| Kids are getting melted. | |
| I'm just gonna body block here. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| That's what I'm talking about, bro. | |
| Good job, boys. | |
| The rape train continues! | |
| The beatings will not stop! | |
| Alright, continue on. | |
| Amen. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yep, it placed me Platinum 2. | |
| Platinum 2 is crazy. | |
| Thank you. | |
| They lied to me. | |
| me this was supposed to be bronze all rolls so mara you were learning hella quick like you know knowing to like how to went to evade and went to repoke and shit Yeah, man, I, uh, I'm getting my game sense back slowly. | |
| Slowly but surely. | |
| The game is way easier. | |
| You have space. | |
| You can shoot motherfuckers, right? | |
| With Soldier, you want to obviously always be utilizing the space as much as you can to shoot people and shoot them from a distance that they can't necessarily shoot you back. | |
| That's what it is, man. | |
| That's the importance of having a good tank. | |
| saying they create space so that you can go ahead and do what you got to do as dps but dudes are fucking trash that you guys can see here where they're not able to create no pressure no frontline pressure so that you can't create no space then you get fucked wow | |
| hmm | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right, there we go. | |
| I just had to fix the lighting real fast. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You're silver, too. | |
| Gold, too. | |
| And Rumble is fucking plat, too. | |
| That's so weird. | |
| Hearing that fucking name, Rumble. | |
| Then in forescan. | |
| My old name on this account was Womb Raider and that shit got banned by Blizzard. | |
| What?! | |
| Yeah, and it was Womb Raider for fucking... | |
| I had accounts named that for like five years, dude. | |
| Team chat. | |
| So, basically I said, well, if y'all want to block that shit, how about Rumble 4-kill? | |
| You're in the presence of a legend. | |
| Let's fuck these scrubs up. | |
| Alright, I'm just gonna drop people in the hole. | |
| I know, it's nice seeing people stream some Overwatch, I love it. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Let's melt these faggots. | |
| You got Roadhog? | |
| Roadhog's good on this one. | |
| Oh, they got a hog too. | |
| Alright, I'm going to put an enormous amount of pressure on them from the side. | |
| Here they come. | |
| Junkrat already got hit. | |
| Junkrat going left. | |
| jump right go on left Just keep poking the hogs Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm just shooting the fuck out of the hog right now. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of them. | |
| Much better. | |
| Shooting him and the healers. | |
| Spamming Helix every chance I get. | |
| Doing a bunch of damage. | |
| Yeah, hold on, hold on. | |
| Roadhog is one. | |
| Roadhog is one! | |
| Moira one! | |
| Moira one on the side! | |
| That's a pick! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I already got a visor! | |
| On the inside, boys! | |
| On the inside! | |
| I already got a visor on these fucking scrubs! | |
| Guys, get off point! | |
| Get off point! | |
| Get off point! | |
| Let them come out! | |
| All inside! | |
| All inside! | |
| All inside this room! | |
| Bitch, wanna get out? | |
| Yeah! | |
| One shot on that whore! | |
| These kids are getting cream-pied! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We got some Moira duels going on up here. | |
| Kariko won. | |
| Kariko won in here. | |
| She ran away, she ran away. | |
| Good finish, good finish, good finish. | |
| Alright guys, fight from point, just fight from point. | |
| Fuck you thought you was going hot! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I'm trapped, but I'm moving in. | |
| Oh, you didn't need to pop that all honestly. | |
| I think he was just trying to save me because I got trapped. | |
| okay it's we Other D.Va? | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up! | |
| Nobody die, nobody die, nobody die! | |
| Back up, back up! | |
| Back up. | |
| They got a D.Va now. | |
| All the way, boys. | |
| All the way. | |
| Junkrat on the left. | |
| Shot for McCree behind you. | |
| That's good. | |
| That's good. | |
| Watch out for the high noon. | |
| He didn't get nobody because he sucks. | |
| McCree weak over there. | |
| Lifeweaver on the left. | |
| Lifeweaver running because he sucks. | |
| Yeah, fucking faggot. | |
| Oh, McCree on the right. | |
| McCree on the right, guys. | |
| McCree on the right. | |
| He might try to come behind you guys. | |
| McCree trying to come behind y'all? | |
| Tire! | |
| Tire! | |
| FUCK! Fuckin' bullshit. | |
| Fuckin' Cree, dude. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I think you guys got it anyway. | |
| Yeah, they suck. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Alright, they got cream-pied. | |
| Easy. | |
| This went off the glue. | |
| Then... | |
| Score... 1 to 0. | |
| Fucking McCree kept trying to go for flanks. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I've seen him fall into the fucking car wash down there with you. | |
| Fucking car wash? | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Beings born of science seeking answers in faith One Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| They're off their mark. | |
| Let's keep them that way. | |
| I'm going right, okay, guys? | |
| I'm going to put pressure on them from the side. | |
| If their whole team goes out there, back up. | |
| Soldier already there. | |
| Soldier already there. | |
| Soldier and Zarya. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| They're top middle. | |
| Soldier and Zarya top middle. | |
| Soldier on their team weak. | |
| I think you dropped down. | |
| Soldier? | |
| Soldier? | |
| Oh my god, Zarya won. | |
| There we go, we gotta... | |
| Where's Soldier? | |
| He's top middle, he's top middle, he's top middle. | |
| I'm trying to... | |
| I'm gonna try to get him. | |
| Hey, buddy. | |
| Got him, good shit, thank you. | |
| Ana, Ana in the back. | |
| Okay, she ran. | |
| I'm going to sit top middle. | |
| I hear him. | |
| Middle. | |
| man Korean on in the corner Left side. | |
| We're weak as fuck. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Kobe. | |
| Reaper on the right. | |
| Reaper on the right trying to flank. | |
| Nope, he ran. | |
| Be careful up there, guys. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Guys, I can't see you. | |
| I got bubbles. | |
| And I'm like 80 chars. | |
| They can't push me. | |
| Reaper on the left. | |
| There's Aria is weak. | |
| She's won. | |
| Big Helix in there. | |
| Y'all got it? | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| That McCree somehow got insta-held, healed. | |
| Guys, back up. | |
| Alright, good shit. | |
| It was Diana. | |
| I killed her. | |
| I got Visor for next fight, because they're gonna have a bunch of alts on this next one. | |
| I got Visor for next fight. | |
| I also got that. | |
| Oh, it's last fight, bro. | |
| We just fucking... | |
| right when you see you can get a pick, just pop that shit. | |
| We got three ults. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can hear footsteps. | |
| I don't know where they're at. | |
| Reaper's gonna TP. Yeah, he's trying to get in. | |
| Moira's touching. | |
| I'm sorry trying to run. | |
| My real power is burning. | |
| I've got you. | |
| I've got you. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Creeper gone. | |
| What the hell is he doing? | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| I'm on fire. - Hey, he knew. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Alright, we back in it. | |
| *Clears throat* Take it forever for me to climb. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| *Slow's turn* | |
| Oh, that's just a skirmish. that's just a skirmish. | |
| I thought this was an actual thing. | |
| No, no, no. no. | |
| Oh - You, Pats. | |
| Dead in the clouds, put your grave down here. | |
| I've been doing this for you, Pats. | |
| Do the hell with you? | |
| You should have kept your head down. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Simple kill. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Where there's smoke and double fire. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Deep check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Shut your yap! | |
| You tangled with the wrong man. | |
| Double-mute. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire! | |
| Tactical termination. | |
| The enemy is here. | |
| Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| You did not steal the beans. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Anyone else? | |
| I never miss my mark. | |
| No one can hold me down. | |
| You're out of coming. | |
| We are here. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Now, I truly feel alive. | |
| Soon it will be a double kill. | |
| Engage without must. | |
| I'm really feeling it. | |
| My tyranny continues. | |
| Je me sens vivante. | |
| Oh! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I'm trying to move. | |
| You really underestimating this? | |
| Double kill is hiding to my head. | |
| Now, I double kill. | |
| We're fucking him up. | |
| Good aim. | |
| That's legit what I use to practice too, like warming up and stuff. | |
| Yeah, it's really good. | |
| Once I hit master for soldier... | |
| I'm going to make a smurf and I'm going to get back to playing McCree. | |
| That's my favorite character. | |
| I actually hit Master playing him back in a day in GM, but fucking this shit is different. | |
| So if you want some pointers for mouse and keyboard, because I went from Xbox to mouse and keyboard, low sensitivity and a big-ass mouse pad helps a lot for Soldier. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Dude, my sense right now, I'll tell you right now what I am on Soldier. | |
| I'm on 3.5, bro. | |
| Perfect. | |
| And then what do you know what your DDI is on your mouse? | |
| I think it's 800. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| How do you check it again? | |
| Okay. | |
| How do you check it? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| It depends on your mouse or your mouse software or if you set it in Windows. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I got like an X-cherry or something like that. | |
| Alright, let's switch the team. | |
| Switch the team. | |
| Here, I'll show it on camera. | |
| This is my mouse. | |
| If you're watching a stream, it's uh... | |
| God damn it, I forget what brand it is. | |
| It's good though. | |
| It's a wireless one. | |
| It's light. | |
| They got Moira. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Reinhardt, McCree. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh shit, you got a glorious Model D minus, bro. | |
| Yeah, it's good. | |
| I got a glorious Model D. I got the bigger version of it. | |
| But yeah, no, no, no, dude. | |
| I rock a three in game sense. | |
| Low sensitivity helps a lot. | |
| Yeah, it does. | |
| McCree, one. | |
| Oh yeah, fuck this guy. | |
| How did he see me coming? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He charged me all the way back and... | |
| Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This Reinhardt is crazy! | |
| Sombra on the right! | |
| *Bestion* Yeah, y'all scared of the Bastion! | |
| Oh, one shot of battery! | |
| Somber behind you guys. | |
| Oh, creep! | |
| We'll try to push you up, mate. | |
| McCree won! | |
| McCree! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Sombra one, Sombra one! | |
| Where'd this bitch go? | |
| We got her, we got her, we got her! | |
| I just hit heals, and then we go in. | |
| He's one, he's one! | |
| No! | |
| I ate as much as I could. | |
| Fuck! | |
| He was one HP, dude! | |
| Don't peek it, don't peek it, don't peek that. | |
| Just let it go. | |
| We're down the soldier anyways. | |
| No fucking way! | |
| I was like, it was like an inch! | |
| Okay, I got Fizer! | |
| I got Fizer! | |
| We can melt them now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, faggots! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| No way! | |
| Don't let her faint at him! | |
| Hey, uh, you need help, Mercy? | |
| See what's going on, man. | |
| Alright, just back up, back up, you guys. | |
| Guys, how the fuck are we not getting in here, man? | |
| Ah, what the fuck, bro? | |
| Tried the Bastion and everything. | |
| I think I should go back to Bastion, honestly. | |
| We gotta, um, we gotta help our Mercy with their Sombra. | |
| I'm looking. | |
| I don't see the Sombra. | |
| I'm on her. | |
| Uh, we might just go back. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Wow, dude. | |
| The Rhine is dead. | |
| Yep, I'm healing up and then I'm going out. | |
| We need to pop Valk so we can engage, Mercy. | |
| McCree's, uh... | |
| Baptiste's weak. | |
| Pop Valk so you don't die. | |
| Baptiste's weak. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Nice one, though. | |
| Get the Sombra. | |
| She was in the back. | |
| We got him. | |
| We got him. | |
| Ryan Harris to the right over there. | |
| Alright, I shot her. | |
| Sambra on me here, guys. | |
| Samba on me here! | |
| Hit the Punish Ryan! | |
| Punish Ryan! | |
| Down that shield! | |
| Somebody stay on that shield! | |
| That Reinhardt is as big as our strength! | |
| Careful! | |
| Careful! | |
| Reposition and try to get a different one! | |
| I'm back now. | |
| No, guys, no! | |
| No fucking way, man. | |
| We got a full hold on, dude. | |
| We got a full hold on, dude. | |
| Repair your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| We didn't play good on that one at all, bro. | |
| I was fucking switching too much, which prevented me from getting the fucking out like an idiot. | |
| Yeah, you sure just stuck with the Bastion, you would've been fine, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Damn. | |
| Well, we gotta full hold them. | |
| I don't know about the Lucio though. | |
| We need a... | |
| I think a Mercy would be better, but whatever. | |
| He's doing that because he's getting punked by the Sombra. | |
| He's fine. | |
| He's constantly dead on Mercy. | |
| I don't know if he wants to... | |
| I mean, Lucio, we should be okay. | |
| We have a Baptiste. | |
| We got immortality. | |
| But yeah, he was getting fucking shit on by their Sombra. | |
| That's probably why he switched. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| I don't really want to lose these fucking kids, man. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| They were coordinated, too, man. | |
| Literally, the only two people that's doing kind of anything is the Deezus dude, the healer, and their fucking McCree. | |
| Yo, this griper of net, bro, you're about to get blocked, bro. | |
| I don't block people for anything, but you're being a faggot, and that's just gay. | |
| Like we don't accept baggater over here bro Objective is under attack get on it. | |
| I'm on I'm on objective attack It's Sombra. | |
| They're just running. | |
| in this one damn it Sombra behind me I've got men who need to go to the right to the right Sombra's one shot. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Take me to those guys. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| You gotta turn around back We deserve to lose that shit we play terribly Both DPS did we both did trash water still got some fighting That's not gonna happen again right back into it, that's not gonna fucking happen again | |
| That was a pretty heavy misplay on our back at the end there. | |
| He's standing on point not healing me trying to do damage. | |
| I don't know what he's doing. | |
| No immortality on your tank? | |
| No healing? | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| Yeah, I kind of fucked us in the beginning by switching to... | |
| I was just trying to get... | |
| See, how can I get that Reinhardt shield down? | |
| because even with Bastion, I wasn't getting it down, but I should have just stayed it until like, worked it out. - Yeah, I mean, I think if you play a character good bro, there's no need to really switch unless like they're like really fucking you up. | |
| But, like, in Overwatch 2, if you're good enough, even if they're playing a character that technically counters you or whatever, but if you're good enough, it doesn't matter. | |
| You should have just stayed on the bash and you would have fucked them up, bro. | |
| It would have forced Orion, it would have put up more pressure on Orion because he had his shield up a lot. | |
| I was shooting it a lot, but I was trying to peel for our mercy because she kept getting fucked up by a Sombra, like... | |
| Yeah, no, she was struggling, like, a lot. | |
| And our BAP wasn't peeling for her, like, he wasn't keeping her alive. | |
| Like, she shouldn't be able to get a free kill if we have a Baptiste, because he can heal the Mercy, like, instantly back up to full, plus he has an immortality, and he can shoot her. | |
| So there's no reason she should be dying. | |
| I shouldn't have to turn around and deal with it. | |
| But I kept turning around and just watching our Mercy get fucked. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yo, Jake Long, shut the fuck up, man. | |
| In the fucking chat. | |
| You're a faggot, bro. | |
| Just talking shit, like, shut the fuck up. | |
| Some of you niggas that be talking shit, bro, like, real talk, man, you guys are some fucking homos, man. | |
| Yeah, that's the dumbest advice ever. | |
| He should be flanking instead of my... | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Shut the fuck up, bro. | |
| Motherfucker doesn't even play the game over here talking shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| You know what the fuck you're talking about 90% of the time. | |
| Some of y'all niggas in here just yap to fucking yap, just clacking away at your keyboard, talking shit. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck out of here, man. | |
| You should be flanking instead of just shooting the show. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm gonna go ahead and agree with y'all. | |
| I'll shoot the shield because then I can diff the Reinhardt if he ain't got a shield. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Like, there's not four other motherfuckers behind the goddamn shield waiting for us to do something like that. | |
| Like, are you stupid? | |
| I think it's really be retarded, man. | |
| But that's how those games are, man. | |
| Like I said, when they have a... | |
| Someone on their team that's like a Doom or a Sombra just shitting on our backline on the healers, it's really hard to do anything. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Fucking love armchair fucking critics, man. | |
| They're just talking shit. | |
| They don't even know how to play this shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Airspace clear. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Jake Long over here criticizing, talking shit, bro. | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Trying to fucking criticize, man. | |
| Like, fuck you, man. | |
| Some of you niggas in the rumble chat are legit fucking homosexual faggots, bro. | |
| Real talk, man. | |
| I'd love to see what some of you faggots look like talking shit, criticizing me playing. | |
| Guarantee you fucking suck. | |
| Guarantee you're a fucking faggot. | |
| Guarantee you're a mouth breather. | |
| Guarantee you take the short bus when no one's looking, you fucking queer. | |
| You board the bus from behind the tree so you don't get embarrassed because everyone knows you got a fucking low IQ, you fuck. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Here, go into team chat. | |
| Go into team. | |
| Yep. | |
| "Objective unlocks in 30 seconds." There's a time and place for flanking, you fucking retard. | |
| Like, right now I'm gonna take an off angle, actually. | |
| I might be throwing on Reinhardt. | |
| We'll see. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Running? | |
| Oh, I got slapped. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Ash on me, bro. | |
| Ash on the right. | |
| Ash on the fucking right, bro. | |
| There's a Zen here. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I want to play Ryan. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| One Reaper. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Doomfagot's already on me. | |
| I hate this man. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Yeah they're running like a nice dive there. | |
| That's why I want Reaper so I can attack their back line if they leave them. | |
| Alright, I'm on the high ground up here. | |
| Yeah, we can just go on those end dude. | |
| He's on point right now. | |
| He's one on point. | |
| I need heals though. | |
| I got two. | |
| Time to put a stop to their efforts. | |
| Mortar, keep Reaper up. | |
| You guys win that. | |
| It's just a Tracer. | |
| Ash! | |
| Ash! | |
| Just Ash on the left. | |
| Ash and Tracer on the left. | |
| There's Ash over here, Water. | |
| Oh, she ran. | |
| Okay. | |
| She might be near you, Water. | |
| I'm looking around. | |
| I hear her, but I don't know. | |
| Oh, she's up there somewhere. | |
| She's not pushing in. | |
| You guys back up here now in your tank. | |
| Tracer pushing in. | |
| I'm on her. | |
| She just recalled. | |
| Doofus? | |
| Doofus leak? | |
| Doofus leak? | |
| He has a fucking ult. | |
| He's leak, he's leak, he's leak! | |
| Got him? | |
| I'm running though. | |
| They're chasing me. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| So their Doomfist kinda sucks, man. | |
| Let's just stay in his face and kill him. | |
| Uh, uh, water. | |
| Zen has already won! | |
| Zen has already won! | |
| Zen has got Zen! | |
| Zen! | |
| Zen! | |
| One healer down! | |
| Ana in the back! | |
| I got Racer! | |
| Ana one, two. | |
| Tracer in the back line! | |
| Tracer? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Doomfist weak! | |
| Doomfist weak! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| He's clean us Get fucked idiot You are literally killed like three of them bro what happened man | |
| I would have to go to the fire Yeah, they listen to Megan T.U. in time. | |
| Doofus looking at me? | |
| Come on bro. | |
| Our Moira's dying to a fucking tracer, bro. | |
| This is bad. | |
| Both of them all back. | |
| I need some healing. | |
| Somebody! | |
| Somebody! | |
| Oh my fucking god, bro. | |
| Our heroes are dead, dude. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| God damn it. | |
| On a week. | |
| on a weekend Like I'm on a weak, I'm on a weak in front of you, Water! | |
| Where is she? | |
| I'm on this left, but she is one. | |
| Yeah, our healers suck, man. | |
| Yeah, that niggas need to stop dying, bro. | |
| Healers on our team, you guys gotta step it up. | |
| Stop fucking dying, you fucking faggots. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take high ground. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Tracer in the back line. | |
| No! | |
| Oh, she got you. | |
| I ran, I ran so you guys want to die Lufus one! | |
| Ana dead on the team, that's good, that's a big pick. | |
| And I'm on fire! | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| That fucking Tracer. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| There we go. | |
| Rumble making plays. | |
| Need to stay back with the healers and protect them. | |
| They got the bot, boys. | |
| They got the bot. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| I'm on the bot. | |
| I'm with you on this Tracer. | |
| She running. | |
| She running. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Doofus, right here? | |
| Doofus weak. | |
| Doofus one. | |
| Tracer in the back one. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She has to recall. | |
| Tracer in the back still. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Anna over here. | |
| Anna flanking. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| problem. | |
| Bro, they playing a crazy distraction game. | |
| Enemy is your product. | |
| Oh my god, there's fucking Tracer though. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| This kid sucks on our team, bro. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| We can do something here. | |
| Did it pay Ashley to pick Symmetra? | |
| Nah, Torb is good, Torb is good. | |
| Ashes week two Come on Let the keep so many sky Let's go Come on Man I've got you in my sights Special delivery Redeploying Enemies reviving Prepare to re-engage Mercy deck Mercy deck | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Moira, you're on card by yourself. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| One point. | |
| We got a tracer. | |
| Doom one, Doom one. | |
| - Do a faggot. - He's already weak. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Try to hurry up back to protect this fuckin' Ana. | |
| I hit that Ashe with the... | |
| Oh, she's up there still. | |
| Oh, they got a McCre now? | |
| I think he's one shot on the right. | |
| Good Possibly tracer, but I got a turret behind us, and I'm working a backline. | |
| Oh, they're all looking at Arisa right now. | |
| I need help, I need help. | |
| Backline, we got Doomfist. | |
| Hey, she got me. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Oh yeah, you're- We lost two. | |
| We lost two. | |
| Back up. | |
| We lost two. | |
| Dude, I don't know how that didn't kill her. | |
| Mora, pull back. | |
| Mora, you're by yourself. | |
| You gotta pull back. | |
| Pull back. | |
| Run! | |
| We gotta back up. | |
| We gotta back up. | |
| Enemy has taken the robot. | |
| If you guys can live... | |
| Keep backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| This tracer's really big. | |
| Coming on at me Setting out the welcome man. | |
| There's a bunch of them over there. | |
| Oh I didn't heal that. | |
| I'm sure to do them. | |
| Let me surrender to my will! | |
| We're leaving on a wedding. | |
| I'm sure to do them. | |
| I'm sure to do them Nobody die! | |
| Yeah, we're good, we're good. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Bro, man. | |
| Bro, what the f- Yes, I do. | |
| 91, 91 advisor, 91 advisor. | |
| Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. | |
| Atari got the McCree. | |
| God damn it. | |
| They got a Reaper now? | |
| I'm on point four, but I'm... | |
| Oh no, I tried, dude. | |
| I was doing so much. | |
| Winnable, winnable, actually winnable. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Two in the corner! | |
| Two in the corner! | |
| Another one! | |
| Another one! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Bro, what the fuck. | |
| Yeah, we're starting to hit diamond people on the team. | |
| And they're kinda shitting on our backline. | |
| Do you guys want me to swap to healer now? | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| I can do healer or GPS. I'm still low ranked on both of those. | |
| It's fine, bro | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Fucking faggot talking shit, bro. | |
| Half you niggas in here talking shit like, you're not even good, bro. | |
| Dude said you don't lose game sense. | |
| Bro, I haven't played the game since 2017, 2018? | |
| The fuck you talking about, man? | |
| I went years without playing video games, period. | |
| Let alone Overwatch. | |
| And I was playing on Xbox. | |
| You can tell that that's like an 8 year old or some shit. | |
| Fucking fat man. | |
| Dumb ass shit like that. | |
| Retard man. | |
| Bro you get rusty at anything you don't fucking do. | |
| Nigga said I quit Overwatch and came back 3 years later and got my masters back within a week. | |
| Shut the fuck up bro. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| And keep in mind that I'm literally still learning keyboard and mouse. | |
| I went from playing controller to playing keyboard and mouse. | |
| So I went from like normal mode to extra extra hard mode. | |
| Cause I'm learning keyboard and mouse and I'm playing on PC which is way more competitive than console. | |
| So fuck you man. | |
| You're doing it at a damn near above average level. | |
| So it's like, what the fuck? | |
| Who's over here talking shit, man? | |
| What more do they want from you? | |
| Like, I don't understand. | |
| Like, you niggas in here watching me talking shit, like, why? | |
| Why are you watching someone you don't fucking like? | |
| Like, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots, man? | |
| Fucking queers, man. | |
| Yeah, I'll give it to you, dude. | |
| For just starting on keyboard and mouse, you're doing good. | |
| Yeah, it's all good, man. | |
| Niggas gonna talk shit. | |
| They're always gonna talk shit. | |
| Yeah, I know he's talking about game sense, but bro, if you haven't played Overwatch 2, you haven't played Overwatch since Overwatch 1, the game functions pretty differently. | |
| Way different, dude. | |
| I'll just never understand. | |
| Let me watch somebody and then talk shit. | |
| I don't even like this guy, but let me watch. | |
| Fucking weirdo. | |
| And here's the other thing, too. | |
| I'm not on YouTube. | |
| I got time to flame you fucking faggots in here, man. | |
| You niggas want to talk shit? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'd love for you to drop your Instagram so I could really roast you. | |
| Oh, he want the Instagram. | |
| Yeah, drop that shit. | |
| You niggas want to sit here and fuckin' armchair quarterback? | |
| Cool. | |
| Let's go ahead. | |
| Fucking Fat Leader. | |
| I'll play me just like these queers on this fucking game that we're playing. | |
| Bad guys, take them out. | |
| We're getting significantly better players soon now. | |
| Stay out of my way Trigger fingers still itching | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Multiple casualties. | |
| *Gasp* Double kill. | |
| Got one's confirmed. | |
| Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| Chew on that. | |
| I hate this map. | |
| not Alright we're going to team Every soldier now Nah, don't ban this faggot, man. | |
| Let him stay in the fucking chat, talk or shit, it's fine. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| Haas is a faggot and so is this Jake Long dude. | |
| Dude, both of them are fucking faggots. | |
| These phenomena bear further investigation. | |
| Weather report! | |
| A storm is rising! | |
| Hello there. | |
| Hello there. | |
| Ni ha! | |
| Hujja! | |
| But yeah, don't ban them, guys. | |
| Let them fucking sit in here and talk shit if they want. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Don't matter. | |
| They're still fucking homosexuals. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| They got Ryan. | |
| Sarah I'm getting off Pharah dropped down. | |
| Reinhardt coming towards you. | |
| He's already weak. | |
| Breaking shield. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Nice wall off. | |
| Pharah one shot. | |
| Pharah one shot. | |
| Good finish. | |
| He got res. | |
| Reinhardt got res. | |
| He don't die again though. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Shield breaking. | |
| He's one HP. No, what the fuck? | |
| Gotta see this. | |
| Someone on the left, Ryan. | |
| Oh, we went too deep. | |
| I got a hill pad back here. | |
| Use it. | |
| Back up, back up, Ana. | |
| Ryan has one HP. Yeah, we just got a backup. | |
| We're down two. | |
| Ana, throw me some hills to your left. | |
| They got Hanzo on the right. | |
| That's better. | |
| Ryan is weak as shit. | |
| Breaking the shield Shield broke as an eels Kill him! | |
| Shield's broken Good finish! | |
| Mercy China Rez! | |
| Mercy dead? | |
| Carrico dead. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, that's nice. | |
| What else do we got for the next fight? | |
| I'm about to have a 91 advisor. | |
| I'm gonna make this Ryan's life a living hell, bro. | |
| Someone's flanking, maybe? | |
| Yeah, it's Hanzo. | |
| Breaking right shield. | |
| Bullshit. | |
| Oh, I didn't have my shield up. | |
| Fuck, I can't do it. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Thank you, Moira. | |
| Let's be careful. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. | |
| Yeah, they're tanks respawning, I'm good. | |
| I didn't main him for a step. | |
| They got an Ashe now. | |
| Ashe and Hanzo. | |
| Hanzo, far back left. | |
| Careful. | |
| Goddammit, I tried to warn you. | |
| Got a log, bro. | |
| She has no bubble. | |
| Rocking her. | |
| Goddammit, I should've blocked off. | |
| I hit, uh... | |
| Trying to block her from Moira. | |
| Mercy weak, mercy weak, mercy weak. | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh. | |
| There was someone to my left. | |
| I think it was Ashe. | |
| Get the Ashe. | |
| I need healing off. | |
| Hanzo dead? | |
| I'm going up top. | |
| Sorry up top. | |
| Okay, I'm on her. | |
| I'm on her too. | |
| Whoa, she is high charge. | |
| And a creek oh Got them I tried to block it off oh This Hanzo's a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| He's been trying to shoot me the whole game, bro. | |
| Finally killed me. | |
| Sorry, piece of shit. | |
| Me and Moira, come back. | |
| You guys are down. | |
| It's only three. | |
| Careful, Hanzo left. | |
| I got it. | |
| I got mine. | |
| Hanzo is left. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| They're popping a lot of ults for that. | |
| Hanzo won. | |
| Hanzo on the ice! | |
| Hanzo on the ice! | |
| Almost got Blizzard, almost got Blizzard. | |
| Anzo about to be frozen behind a car. | |
| What the fuck are you in your person at all bro? | |
| I don't know if I'm in it. | |
| What is that matter? | |
| Hanzo on payload by himself. | |
| Let's reposition. | |
| Get them healers out of the way boys. | |
| That's what's going to keep them alive. | |
| And I keep them alive. | |
| That Hanzo was hunting him. | |
| No heals with you, tank. | |
| You got heals, you got heals. | |
| Go out, go out. | |
| Easy clash. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright. | |
| This looks like the best team in the solar system. | |
| I guess we're not that different. | |
| I assure you we are nothing alike. | |
| Well, we lost two games in a row. | |
| Yeah, we lost three total and I don't know how many we've won. | |
| A lot. | |
| Maybe like four or five. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| We have an Orisa. | |
| I'll play it. | |
| I'll play it. | |
| They got a Bastion, Orisa. | |
| I got heals right here. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| Bastion's already weak. | |
| Bastion's already weak. | |
| Bastion's already won. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Smother them in damage. | |
| We're doing it. | |
| We're doing good. | |
| Tank is dead. | |
| Right here. | |
| Moira's trying to run. | |
| She's weak. | |
| We're moving payload. | |
| I'm gonna try to... | |
| Bastion's to the left. | |
| I'm going for him. | |
| Oop. | |
| Oop. | |
| You guys were by yourselves over there. | |
| Yeah, he's dead. | |
| There's a hog here. | |
| You thought you was gonna get me. | |
| Hanzo right here until you guys left. | |
| Yeah, you better have Hanzo top middle hanzo top middle coming up hanzo top middle Oh Three seconds to wall. | |
| I'll wall him off. | |
| They weren't even touched dude. | |
| Bashing out. | |
| Bashing out. | |
| Yeah, that's good. | |
| They're not gonna touch. | |
| It can't even make it, dumbasses. | |
| I need heal though. | |
| Take these heals, take these heals. | |
| There we go, we got it. | |
| There we go, easy. | |
| Oh, it didn't count as a death, I'm still zero. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Nice The beatings will continue The beatings will continue to be a little bit more than the other one. | |
| The beatings will continue to be a little bit more. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Airspace cleared. | |
| Oh, that didn't work out at all. | |
| Get out of my way or I'll run you over. | |
| Oh, I'm gonna die again. | |
| I don't wanna die. | |
| That's a clean takedown. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Execute them. | |
| Not good enough. | |
| You pick the wrong enemy. | |
| Tactical termination. | |
| Je suis double. | |
| I'm wrong. | |
| That's your service. | |
| Do not provoke me. | |
| Double kill. | |
| That one's confirmed. | |
| You will soon. | |
| You always jump at the chance to make a fool of yourself. | |
| You're hiding to my way. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| More victims to fuck up. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| All right. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| With each mission, my techniques grow more optimized. | |
| Touching down. | |
| All right. | |
| Switch to team. | |
| Alright. | |
| This first choke is a little bit of pain in the ass, but we could push through. | |
| Oh man, he's always gotta remind us and shit. | |
| What was that? | |
| You always gotta remind us and shit. | |
| I fucking forget every time, dude. | |
| Yeah, this shit's annoying. | |
| This first point is a little bit hard, but I'm gonna try to put as much... | |
| Damage down so we can... | |
| Oh yeah, no. | |
| We should be alright. | |
| Watch out! | |
| Watch out! | |
| I have paid a lot of damage to my base. | |
| This is what we're gonna do. | |
| We're gonna do this right here. | |
| TP! Use the TP! A bunch of them up top already on our Winston, including Junkrat. | |
| I got hit with a fucking trap, bro. | |
| Nice res, but, oh shit, they're all in front of me. | |
| I'm gonna swap to Vivo real quick. | |
| Junkrat on the left, guys. | |
| Junkrat on the left, in the little store. | |
| Alright, I have to get picked. | |
| I'm coming to die. | |
| Junkrass spamming as usual, what else is new? | |
| Gay ass character. | |
| Shit, they got me. | |
| Got the TP back. | |
| Let's get in with our tank if we can. | |
| McCree down? | |
| Mercy one? | |
| Mercy dead? | |
| I'm on this reminder trying to help you. | |
| You can't shoot you. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| Was he really in the back line with you? | |
| I got visor. | |
| On my way. | |
| Alright, we got it. | |
| Objective A captured. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| She put her Tylon in a dumbass fucking spot. | |
| He got me. | |
| Oh, I might die here, no! | |
| That was fucked. | |
| Our healers aren't with you guys. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I hit the pop deck. | |
| I come I come back Not dead yet. | |
| Oh No fucking way bro. | |
| Yeah Keep pushing payload. | |
| I'm pushing it. | |
| Thank you, Mercy. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Junkride is somewhere. | |
| I farm them? | |
| Shit. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| He was so thirsty for that kill that he got fucked. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I am fully focused. | |
| I hate it. | |
| Junkrat weak on the left. | |
| I'm shooting this Ramad truck. | |
| Wow, there's mercy in the mail. | |
| First you stick with that tank. | |
| Yeah I boot her away from that res and she almost still got it. | |
| That's fucked up. | |
| McCree's half. | |
| I'm with you D.Va. | |
| I'm with you D.Va. Those pylons are stupid. We just take high ground across the way. | |
| Yep. | |
| Oh! | |
| Ah, Ellari is already weak. | |
| Tire. | |
| Tire. | |
| Got- Get fucked! | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. | |
| Yo, I got stuck in a fucking trap, man. | |
| I got the tire, though. | |
| Oh my god, I'm gonna switch. | |
| It's alright, we're still alive. | |
| Mercy, try to get to the DV if you can, DV if you can. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Junkrat again, power boosted. | |
| Junkrat weak. | |
| Bramatra. | |
| Junkrat weak. | |
| Bramatra weak. | |
| Oh god, keep me pocketed. | |
| I'm gonna kill him. | |
| Got him, let's go. | |
| That's a good push, that's a good push. | |
| Oh my god, almost there right there. | |
| It's all easy claps. | |
| There we go, good shit, good shit. | |
| I got visor for next fight. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Junkrat one shot, D.Va. | |
| No! | |
| I'm on this Ramatra. | |
| Ramatra one! | |
| Pull back, pull back, pull back, pull back! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm running, I'm running. | |
| come here and get refreshed holy shit I'm gonna try to get an off angle and hit him with a visor. | |
| Dunk Rat dead. | |
| And he used the tire on me because he's a fucking scrub. | |
| Oh well. | |
| Nigga trash. | |
| He shouldn't be able to use the tire if he gets killed. | |
| That's so stupid. | |
| Dunk Rat behind us. | |
| Boy, now he's in front of the payload! | |
| Mercy one Don't cry on payload One low. | |
| There's no way they killed me that fucking click. | |
| I got all the mercy if you can I'll try to help you, but I died You're yours Becca Ah! | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Clearing the area... | |
| I hate the shit out of all of that. | |
| Thank you, thank you so much. | |
| Easy. | |
| Right up here. | |
| The fuck, idiot. | |
| Lucian point. | |
| And Kuriko. | |
| *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Yeah, I had to confuse the shit out of him. | |
| I walked in the middle of them and they were all looking at me waiting for me to do it. | |
| I backed up and then went back in and did it. | |
| The fadeaway? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| needs a cause. | |
| I will create pathways to victory. | |
| Make sure you follow them. | |
| No unnecessary risks! | |
| Alright, let's fuck these kids up. | |
| You better keep up. | |
| This isn't a daycare. | |
| Oh, you're destroying them, Rumble. | |
| The kids can surprise you. | |
| Then I better not be disappointed. | |
| Kids also disappoint you. | |
| Let's lock in. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend Objective A. They got Pharah. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| She's won, she's won. | |
| She's already won. | |
| We're gonna force that bridge to switch. - Thanks. - And they got an Ashe as well. - Remarge are pushing me under bridge, under bridge. | |
| We got Ram, Ram under bridge. | |
| Ram under bridge guys, I need help. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| He's already weak. | |
| He's 1 HP. Dead. | |
| Watch your back. | |
| Care on the left. | |
| You can chase her down. | |
| She's 1 HP. She's 1. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Ashe. | |
| Ashe 1. | |
| Ashe Moira, last one. | |
| We can get her too? | |
| Okay, no. | |
| No, she didn't spawn. | |
| Alright, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. | |
| Back it up. | |
| They got a Zarya now? | |
| Yep, Zarya now. | |
| She used one bubble. | |
| Now she just used her second bubble. | |
| Oh shit, she's charged up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm trying to keep... | |
| I'm not... | |
| Back up. | |
| They got Reaper. | |
| He backed up, though. | |
| Done a lot of damage down. | |
| Zarya, one shot. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did a good trade. | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| Good job, guys. | |
| We got it. | |
| We got it held down. | |
| Yeah, y'all held that shit down nicely Their soldier sucks They got Reaper and soldier He's getting pocketed by mercy still sucks Reaper, they're on the bridge! | |
| They're on the bridge already! | |
| Reaper! | |
| Damn it! | |
| I'm trying to hold onto the bridge now, but they fucking us up. | |
| Fucking me up. | |
| Reaper are weak as fuck. | |
| They won after our Mercy. | |
| Moira dead. | |
| Reaper! | |
| One shot! | |
| Use that if you can. | |
| Is this you? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Alright, I'm running. | |
| Yeah, we held it for a bit. | |
| It's all good. | |
| I don't know if we get that. | |
| We can't get that. | |
| We can't get that. | |
| We can have a bow. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| You can bow. | |
| No? | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| Yeah, we can't get that. | |
| Alright. | |
| Zarya! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Zarya over here on our left! | |
| She can die! | |
| She can die! | |
| They got me! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I tried to get out of there. | |
| Soldier one. | |
| I'm running around. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| This would just take them off. | |
| Reaper on top, Reaper. | |
| Rebrand top. | |
| Holy shit that fucker. | |
| She's fucking fucking sending the shit out of me. | |
| Alright, we just need to regroup here a little bit. | |
| I want to block the blocker Mercy. | |
| I got a visor if you guys can. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's get you in my sights. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| I'm burny blastered? | |
| Ah, shit! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Ah, Reaper! | |
| Reaper behind me, guys! | |
| Goddamn, I hit the back line! | |
| Ah, I'm dead. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| Agony, ready for you! | |
| I can touch the star. | |
| Sorry, it's charged up man, I'm running. | |
| Holy shit this bitch is charged man Thanks Sorry, I'm in high ground Zarya's trying to come up there to you. | |
| There's a reaper over here. | |
| Zarya here on the left. | |
| We've killed this Zarya guys. | |
| We've killed this Zarya. | |
| She just used both of the bubbles. | |
| We split up to the reaper. | |
| Distracted her. | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| I'm over here fighting soldier. | |
| Zarya won, Zarya! | |
| Zarya won, guys! | |
| Zarya won, for real! | |
| Get her right there! | |
| Got her! | |
| Reaper behind me! | |
| Reaper! | |
| I'm shooting the Reaper! | |
| I'm trying to eat, no! | |
| I didn't have any more Matrix left, I tried. | |
| Yeah, they're just- they're- they're popping their fucking- OH MY GOD! They're just ulting before us. | |
| We have to ult first to win the fights. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I got visor. | |
| We can still hold it. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Head and stab me! | |
| Rebirth! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| It's alright, their back line is back. | |
| Back line boys, back line. | |
| Reaper, Reaper just went up top. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Zarya were top right, top right, top right from payload. | |
| Bro, three of them focused on my visor, man. | |
| Yeah, she out. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| But hey, you guys killed them, so I'm happy with that. | |
| I'll take that all day. | |
| They want to fucking focus me so hard. | |
| Soldier and Zarya over there? | |
| The ghost is here. | |
| Come here and get refreshed. | |
| More up below, more up below, one shot! | |
| I got it. | |
| I can't eat that, I can't eat that. | |
| I'm eating, I'm eating. | |
| Hide, hide, hide, hide. | |
| I ran, I ran. | |
| Soldier one! | |
| Soldier one! | |
| He's getting pocketed by Mercy, too. | |
| Yeah, he's got a lot of healing. | |
| Watch out for Reaper Bind! | |
| Oh my god, I'm dead. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| Fuckin reaper in the back land. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Mercy right now. | |
| Yo, reaper behind us. | |
| Reaper on the... | |
| I'm on him. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I'm on this Zarya. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of this Zarya and that Moira back. | |
| Zarya, Zarya, Zarya. | |
| I'm helping you. | |
| I'm helping you. | |
| I'm coming to you. | |
| Where the fuck did this Zarya? | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| She's one in there. | |
| Oh, she's dead. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'mma go back high ground. | |
| I got one more push. | |
| Reaper, I think he uses Blossom. | |
| I'm not sure, but I don't think he did. | |
| Nah, he didn't use it. | |
| I didn't hear it. | |
| I'm going for Mercy. | |
| I'm going for Mercy. | |
| Soldier? | |
| On the low ground? | |
| Uh, Reaper. | |
| I'm shooting the Reaper right now. | |
| I'm shooting the Reaper right now. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Mercy one over here. | |
| Mercy one below. | |
| Daria behind you guys. | |
| Zarya they push from behind Fucking mercy man one shot on that bitch Okay, we're good. | |
| We ulted way too late for these bro. | |
| Oh Support ults are always late. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We got up to overtime, though. | |
| These guys are fucking ranked. | |
| They are sweating their ass off. | |
| i'm still fighting man so one thing i noticed on attack is they always make it under the bridge i I try to stall them under the bridge, but it'd just be too many of them. | |
| So we gotta drop an assist. | |
| At least on that back land. | |
| When we're on high ground, you give them the space. | |
| Just run back. | |
| Let us fucking dangle over their heads. | |
| Just pull back and try not to die. | |
| Even if Zarya gets the point and gets one tick and we kill the rest of her team, that's fine. | |
| Because the whole time they're walking forward, I'm killing their Mercy and shit. | |
| Dude, I was trying to kill their Mercy on that last fight, but she fucking was flying around, man. | |
| God damn it, bro. | |
| Yeah, Mercy's are fucking crack addicts, dude. | |
| Yeah! | |
| Soldier. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Are Mercy's here? | |
| Is your- is your game connected to your headphones or is it going through your monitor? | |
| No, I'm- I'm streaming, that's why. | |
| Okay, yo, Zarya coming down. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Kuriko- Kuriko, weak. | |
| Fuuuuck. | |
| Soldier one, soldier one! | |
| A soldier is moving his ass off. | |
| Zarya on point! | |
| Alright, focus Zarya, focus Zarya. | |
| Careful. | |
| There's more of them than us. | |
| Yeah, that Mercy somehow lives with one house every- Yo, Reaper a week, man. | |
| Reaper a week! | |
| Got em! | |
| Got em. | |
| I need some- some type of heals, though. | |
| God damn it, they got me. | |
| I'm gonna push the ball, dude. | |
| Actually, I'm fuckin' throwin' Flamed even. | |
| Five of them on point, man. | |
| I can fall online. | |
| It's alright. | |
| Just back up or die. | |
| Or stay alive. | |
| Hide. | |
| We re-engage. | |
| It's about to be OT. We can probably get in there to save you. | |
| I'm behind them so we can do something here. | |
| Kuriko won on their team. | |
| Kuriko won on their team. | |
| She's looking at me. | |
| Fuck her up. | |
| At the Reaper. | |
| At the Mercy. | |
| I'm pulling so much damage down. | |
| Zarya, Zarya, last one! Sombra! Sombra! Sombra! | |
| Don't move! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Got him. | |
| Their soldier kind of threw that for him, dude. | |
| I don't know why he went on that stupid plank. | |
| He, um, he's too busy moving around. | |
| Like, you know, I think if anybody on the team has to fucking jitters, it's that fucking soldier. | |
| Bro, he's on crack, bro. | |
| He's literally just running around. | |
| Like, yo, he's not even hitting me, really. | |
| He's just like fucking... | |
| He's just AD going crazy, man. | |
| Fucking faggot, bro. | |
| He sucks. | |
| He's not even doing shit. | |
| He's literally just, like, being a crackhead running around and shit. | |
| Like, it's hard to hit him because he's just moving so much, but he ain't doing nothing. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| The reaper is the one that's actually doing something. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| No unnecessary risks. | |
| Heh. | |
| Late Night Mike says "fuck these faggots." Yup! | |
| Fuck yeah, fuck these faggots. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Mercy AFK. Mercy is AFK. There she go. | |
| She's back. | |
| They got a... | |
| Oh, we got one minute. | |
| Alright, we could just... | |
| They're just gonna let us walk. | |
| Oh, Reaper already got hooked. | |
| Reaper right here! | |
| Reaper right here! | |
| Reaper kill him! | |
| Reaper's out of position. | |
| We can kill him! | |
| We can kill him! | |
| Dead! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Guys, push forward! | |
| Push forward! | |
| I fucking flanked him. | |
| The soldiers back up. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| You guys gotta try to keep our tank alive and keep moving. | |
| Keep moving. | |
| I got anti-ed. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Take this TP, Myron. | |
| Reaper! | |
| Reaper weak! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Ana trying to come in! | |
| Dead! | |
| Good shit! | |
| We got it! | |
| Crackhead Soldier! | |
| He ran! | |
| You see your right? | |
| Rumble! | |
| How about how long we win this? | |
| They're on Hammond! | |
| We got him! | |
| Alright, nobody died! | |
| Crackhead Soldier and Reaper! | |
| Soldier has no... | |
| Kill this ball. | |
| He could die. | |
| He could die. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Ball? | |
| Power of his intuition. | |
| Ball is one! | |
| Ball is one! | |
| I need you to defend something. | |
| Kill, kill, kill. Replay, replay, replay. | |
| No! Man! No! No! No! | |
| Stay on point. | |
| Remember to stay on point. | |
| Rumbin knees healing. | |
| Stay on him. | |
| Why can't I have fucking spawn? | |
| Get on point, get on point! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Come on, come on. | |
| You guys got this. | |
| You guys got this shit. | |
| Oh god, she's gonna answer me? | |
| I need help? | |
| Cleanse? | |
| No? | |
| I got heals on point. | |
| Heals on point. | |
| Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. | |
| Okay, we just gotta stay alive. | |
| That's it. | |
| He's gonna visor soon. | |
| How the fuck did he just- Fuck, man. | |
| Oh my god Yeah, that was their supports were doing work on there, dude. | |
| Yeah Yeah, dude. | |
| They really were, man. | |
| We shouldn't have lost that. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Bro, I'm losing so much SR when we lose games, bro. | |
| Man, bro, I'm experiencing crazy burnout right now. | |
| I've been up, like, since, like, 6 o'clock this morning. | |
| Um, I'm at the hang it up right here, boys. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| We'll see you. | |
| Hey, guys. | |
| Take it easy. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Later. | |
| GG, man. | |
| We back in it. | |
| I'm gonna queue damage with you because I'm silver there. | |
| We were just in a lobby with diamonds just now. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm going to go fucking nade you every time because you're a fucking hog. | |
| That shit sucks. | |
| Yep. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, I'm on healer. | |
| alright select your hero hmm we'll go team another pro can you turn down your thing I might have to be back | |
| I'm streaming right now. | |
| If you want, you can go ahead and just mute me. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Alright. | |
| I just muted that guy. | |
| Here we go again. | |
| Shields up. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| We can do this. | |
| This lemon kid's a fucking mouth breather, I can tell. | |
| I got you! | |
| I'm coming before you! | |
| There's the enemy! | |
| Nice to meet a patient boy, kid. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Break it in now. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh! | |
| We have to kill our enemies. | |
| Fall in, Chief. | |
| Let's get on with it. | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| Bizarre is chasing me like a dumbass. | |
| Pushing backline. | |
| Zarya's main again. | |
| Fair one, fair one. | |
| *Mario's voice* Someone has to keep alive! | |
| I'm the cream of the crust! | |
| Stay alive for me! | |
| That one's confirmed! | |
| Let them out! | |
| That insta-delete, though. | |
| Q. We BM spawned? | |
| That's what happens when you get too close! | |
| Alright, let's back up. | |
| Let's back up. | |
| They might have ult. | |
| Yep, there you go. | |
| There are the ults. | |
| It's go time! | |
| Oh, delete it. | |
| Maybe they don't touch? | |
| Nah, they don't touch. | |
| Kids are trash. | |
| And I deleted Mercy at the end. | |
| I feel dirty. | |
| You are dirty. | |
| This dude really is a mouth breather, man. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| It might be a tall order, but... | |
| Want to try taking fewer hits this time? | |
| I can't believe our heals let me die. | |
| Unacceptable. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| We're in here and we can go home. | |
| Oh, nope. | |
| It's a ball There has never been a team comp that more cries out for me to play Viva | |
| Doesn't get better than that Viva logging on We're in general You are completely healed Enemies over there Disrupting You are just a leader We let them be in the door | |
| Dammit Regen up No! | |
| Totally in their spawn. | |
| I don't think they want to come out and play anymore, you guys. | |
| They're just sitting there, yeah. | |
| That's so sad. | |
| That sucks. | |
| I feel bad. | |
| Holy shit, that was scary. | |
| That was scary. | |
| Oh! Oh! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What else to do? | |
| Get into the field! | |
| Efficient design at work! | |
| Let them out! | |
| Doctor's orders! | |
| Oh! Dodge this! | |
| These kids are gonna destroy. | |
| Let me take care of that for you! | |
| The mortality is here to deploy! | |
| He cut! | |
| I don't know! | |
| It's gonna be time to lose! | |
| Doctor's orders are activated! | |
| I'm a nego weirdo, bro! | |
| Area denied! | |
| Rated! | |
| Unfortunate. | |
| They got absolutely destroyed. | |
| Sucks to suck. | |
| Absolutely destroyed. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| That nigga a weirdo, bro. | |
| I don't know if you saw. | |
| Someone wanted to come in as healer. | |
| I don't know what their rank is. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| Oh, that wants to play with us? | |
| Yeah, in your chat. | |
| Oh, who? | |
| Uh, Late Night Mike. | |
| I don't know what his tag is, but he keeps saying, let me join. | |
| Alright, Late Night Mike. | |
| Uh... | |
| Go ahead and put your... | |
| What's your thing? | |
| Okay, just put your DPS, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| Late night mic. | |
| 13, 13, 38. | |
| Here, let me see if he's on my friend list. | |
| Are you a smurf, late night Mike? | |
| I don't even see him in the thing. | |
| Can you add him, bro? | |
| Yeah, I'll add him. | |
| Yeah, I'll add I'll add him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Late night, you got a mic? | |
| Oh, you know, he's panicking trying to hook that shit up right now. | |
| He doesn't have a mic, I'm gonna kick him out. | |
| There's no point playing him. | |
| Yeah, understandable, understandable. | |
| Bro, how you come unprepared, bro? | |
| Yeah, can you hear me? | |
| Oh, there he is, there he is. | |
| Yeah, he was panicking to plug that in. | |
| Yeah, what do you normally play, bro? | |
| What's the Discord, though? | |
| I can join the Discord. | |
| No, what do you normally play? | |
| Yeah, I hear you. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here. | |
| Nigga, what the fuck? | |
| Bro, what do you play? | |
| I like DPS and healer. | |
| Oh, I play healer for Ana. | |
| Alright. | |
| Or Moira. | |
| Alright, play healer and let's go. | |
| Yo, your shit is delayed, bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| How are you listening to us? | |
| Are you listening to us on the game? | |
| Like, how are you listening to us right now? | |
| Because you're delayed. | |
| He's probably listening through stream, bro. | |
| Yeah, he might be listening through stream. | |
| That's not going to be good. | |
| Yo, are you here, bro? | |
| Yo, this guy is fucking delayed, bro. | |
| I'm about to boot him, bro. | |
| I thought he was one of your homies already, like he had already played with y'all. | |
| His shit is delayed, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck's wrong with his shit. | |
| Yeah, no, you're good, you're good. | |
| I thought he was already won because everyone was like, let him play. | |
| He kept asking. | |
| It's like, bro, how you come in and you're not prepared? | |
| If you don't got a mic, we're not going to play with you, bro. | |
| I don't know what the fuck. | |
| He's probably trying to listen in on stream and shit like that, which is not good. | |
| Because the rumble stream is super delayed. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You always jump as a prince to make a fool of yourself. | |
| A train of blood. | |
| Stuck your landing, huh? | |
| Hit 'em up, knock 'em down. | |
| Execute them now. | |
| I'm gonna be there, man. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Triple kill. | |
| Badu-goo kill. | |
| I'm missing a booty. | |
| You don't know when to quit. | |
| You've heightened my day. | |
| Through the height of the river. | |
| I'm missing a double kill. | |
| So many female. | |
| How thin. | |
| Swat. | |
| Superb! | |
| Dead off! | |
| A train of blood! | |
| Enemy in my sights! | |
| Superb! | |
| A final execution! | |
| Head in the clouds, put your grave down here. | |
| No one can hold me down. | |
| You really underestimate me? | |
| It's a cold day in hell. | |
| Engage with our humanity. | |
| You have a lot of attitude. | |
| Admirate my child. | |
| It's not exactly personal. | |
| My weapon is coming. | |
| Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| Not so lucky now. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Double kill. | |
| My silly control. | |
| Double kill. | |
| What a wonderful way to die. | |
| You brightened my game, pretty fool. | |
| Help, René. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Trigger fingers still itching. | |
| Don't fancy getting hammered on the job. | |
| Double kill. | |
| Now I turn the female line. | |
| No! | |
| No one can hold me down! | |
| Oh, finally King's Row! | |
| Goddamn, dude! | |
| It's been all night! | |
| Yeah, it has been a while. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, we're going to team. | |
| but to be left alone. | |
| Poor late night Mike, bro. | |
| This should be quick. | |
| What was that? | |
| Your chat's talking about how late-night Mike is over there punching air, fucking mad at himself now. | |
| I mean, he didn't... | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Dudes don't come in prepared. | |
| No, no, I got you, I got you. | |
| My memories from before the awakening are blurry, like a fainting dream. | |
| But I do remember some things. | |
| Uh, let's see what they got. | |
| They got a fair up top and... | |
| They got Zen, Genji... | |
| Zen is weak Roadhog pushing in, Roadhog pushing in They got Widowmaker now. | |
| Roadhog is weak. | |
| Yeah, we take those duels. | |
| Widowmaker on the right. | |
| Widowmaker on the right. | |
| I mean, she's on top of the movie station now. | |
| I don't want to poke and get sniped. | |
| Ash dead That's one I'm a man of the evil. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| I got visor. | |
| We got Bastion now. | |
| Bastion one shot. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| What a life grip! | |
| Nice! | |
| They got a window, they got a window, dude! | |
| just pop window oh shit Back up. | |
| They got a window. | |
| They pop visor? | |
| I mean, okay, let's go. | |
| I'm gonna pop visor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Ah fuck. | |
| Keep me alive while I shoot this fuck. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Dude, fuck man. | |
| That's right, they got a Bastion now. | |
| He's just kind of shredding things. | |
| Ooh, Bastion here. | |
| And Widowmaker. | |
| He's pushing. | |
| We can probably get his dumb ass. | |
| Use one shot over there Fucking faggot bro Literally just used that ult just for me, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| We're just waiting for our tank. | |
| They're flanking behind you. | |
| They're going up top. | |
| Lifeweaver, around the corner up there. | |
| Sebastian is weak as fuck. | |
| And they got a Widowmaker over there as well. | |
| The Bastion is weak. | |
| No, they're all looking at me. | |
| Widow 1, Widow 1. | |
| There we go. | |
| Make him play, make him play. | |
| Is that dead? | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Missed his hook? | |
| Oh no, he got his hook. | |
| We can kill him. | |
| We can kill him. | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Come here, boy. | |
| Fuck, idiot. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| They got a pair on now. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Pharah weak. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground behind us. | |
| We're gonna hold these faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Zend's out of position and he could die? | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Warhawk misses his hook. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Oh bastard in front of me here! | |
| Nice life grip dude! | |
| Nice life grip. | |
| Farrah one shot on the left. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Bro, one shot on the left! | |
| Bro, one shot on the- It's just the hog and the- No, dude! | |
| What a life grifter, yo! | |
| This life weaver's lit! | |
| Oh yeah, we can catch again. | |
| Farrah weak. | |
| Farrah weak. | |
| Farrah one HP, man! | |
| I'm going, I'm going, I'm trying to try it. | |
| Life protects life! | |
| Farrah, Farrah, Farrah behind us! | |
| She's one HP, she's one, she's one, she's one! | |
| Farrah, get the Farrah! | |
| Got her. | |
| She's so long to me, but she's that bad. | |
| Pull together, everyone! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Easy! | |
| Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| Ten seconds remain on fire. | |
| I'm holding high ground up here with you. | |
| We're gonna try to touch ourselves? | |
| I didn't even hear it. | |
| I'm truly humbled to have so many enemies. | |
| Shout out to the Lifeweaver. | |
| Saved me a bunch of times. | |
| Alright. Alright. Alright. | |
| Shout out to all 2000 y'all ninjas watching me stream this show right now. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Push your limits. | |
| You gonna run Tracer or what are you gonna do? | |
| Uh, me? | |
| I'm just gonna fuck around with the Widow. | |
| Okay, that's cool. | |
| We smash on these kids. | |
| We went Tracer because our tank was kind of getting hard shit on for a little bit there. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, I'm trying to get a pick with the Widow, yeah. | |
| See what we can do. | |
| If you get one or two, that'll be lit. | |
| Oh, they have a Pharah. | |
| That's fucking hilarious. | |
| On defense? | |
| Okay. | |
| I got no immortality. | |
| Zan's already weak. | |
| Fills right up. | |
| Zarya? | |
| Zarya 1? | |
| Zarya 1? | |
| Aris was face tanking a Bastion for some reason? | |
| Bastion 1 HP. Bastion dead. | |
| Gen 1. | |
| Yeah, fuck! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Thanks. | |
| I couldn't even see that faggot. | |
| I'll shoot him through the trees. | |
| Oh, that Baptista's one. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| You're fucked. | |
| Where's the Pharaoh? | |
| Objective A captured... | |
| No one can hide from my sight. | |
| Pharah just ducking over there. | |
| Oh, she's scared. | |
| Bash and melt. | |
| More the Zarya bubble. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Fair one. | |
| Fair one. | |
| Got melted. | |
| Zen? | |
| Zen? | |
| melted melted Fuck it! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, faggot! | |
| Come here! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Come here boy! | |
| Come here boy! | |
| Kids fucking suck. | |
| Fucking cream pie. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Right back into it. | |
| The rape train continues. | |
| The rape train continues. | |
| Damn, Bitcoin is fucking 65K right now. | |
| holy This map is gay, bro This map is a very cool place for the dead. | |
| This map is so good. | |
| This map is a very cool place for the dead. | |
| It's a very cool place for the dead. | |
| This map is a very cool place for the dead. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and go into team. | |
| All right. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| There's only two of us in here. | |
| No one else is in here. | |
| That's right, we don't need them anyways. | |
| I was watching Arisa face tank and not say a goddamn word. | |
| Yeah, niggas is trash. | |
| Just eating fucking bullets. | |
| Alright, I'm following you on the high ground. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna go wide blank, so you can stay on the high ground, though. | |
| They have a tracer. | |
| Just keep an eye on the healers. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Tracer on me over here? | |
| She's 180B, she had to recall. | |
| Oh fuck, I could've killed her. | |
| Okay, Tracer's Crane's face for us. | |
| I'm soon soldier. | |
| Soldier is weak on our team. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Orisa weak. | |
| Orisa weak. | |
| There we go. | |
| Good shit, Rumble. | |
| Good shit, good shit, good shit. | |
| I'm on the high ground about to fuck them up from up here. | |
| First strike against his comms. | |
| Nope. | |
| I'm shooting a tracer. | |
| Oh, she recalled, she recalled, she recalled. | |
| I stuck her dumbass. | |
| Okay, good shit. | |
| Fucking dumb bitch. | |
| Soldier over there. | |
| Soldier and them weak. | |
| Pushing me up there. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'm shooting the soldier. | |
| Arisa on the right. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| She's no fortify. | |
| Soldier's targeting you, please. | |
| Arisa one, Arisa one, Arisa one! | |
| Soldier up there? | |
| And there's a tracer on you as well, bro. | |
| I'm shooting him. | |
| Yeah, I'm walking it back. | |
| Tracer behind you guys, right now. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Okay, I forced the recall. | |
| No, I'm tired not to die. | |
| She has recall. | |
| I have no heals. | |
| Bracer? | |
| Okay she backed up. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I got Trish to my hand. | |
| I wait for a health pack because it looks so perfect. | |
| I'm going to pop by you. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm ready to initiate. | |
| Let's start the push! | |
| Soldier 1 HP. I'm on this Orisa. | |
| He's annoying as fuck. | |
| I'm also turning around to see if the Tracer is behind us. | |
| Orisa 1! | |
| Orisa dead! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| good finish oh my god Whoa! | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Oh, I'm behind you! | |
| Back to the tower! | |
| Oh, I see a Huffstar! | |
| Oh, I see a Huffstar! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Ha! | |
| Sarissa's one HP. Sarissa's one HP. Yeah, she dead. | |
| Bitch focused me so hard. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| *crickets* It's just me and D.Va, but I lived that. | |
| Coming back to the fight. | |
| We're in here with y'all. | |
| We're in here with y'all. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Heal down here for you, D.Va. | |
| I gotta heal down. | |
| Oh my god I blinked and got hit by a fucking spear Soldier on the left. | |
| Soldier on the left. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| The fuck am I doing? | |
| I come back with a visor, come back with a visor, come back with a visor. | |
| Orisa one. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| They have no healers. | |
| Okay, I'm lagging. | |
| This is awesome. | |
| I can't do anything. | |
| Okay, I'm lagging right now, dude. | |
| I can't do nothing. | |
| People watching it right now on stream are like, what the fuck's going on? | |
| Yeah, they're kind of struggling Approaching the final Activating self-destruct sequence Please resolve your issues. | |
| Come here, tough people! | |
| People back in action! | |
| Gale, I'm a whore! | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Why do you feel? | |
| Yep. | |
| Major lag, bro. | |
| Right now. | |
| fuck still got some fighting back Kanzo weak as shit, man. | |
| Kanzo one? | |
| How?! | |
| This tracer's a fucking faggot, bro! | |
| The end. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. - I don't know what our Mercy is doing, but okay. | |
| I require extra attention. | |
| Join me. | |
| Two minutes remaining. | |
| Just in time! | |
| Oh, Tracer. | |
| Used a bunch of her blanks. | |
| Good shit. | |
| She's almost dead. | |
| There we go. | |
| Let's push in. | |
| Two of them dead on their team. | |
| Two of them... | |
| Arisa, weak as shit. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What? | |
| Hey! | |
| Stick with the robots! | |
| Hands up behind us with Tracer, bro. | |
| Dude is fucking garbage. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| I don't like this map at all, bro. | |
| This shit's fucking whack, man. | |
| Group up! | |
| Group up here! | |
| Valkyrie is ready! | |
| 60 seconds remaining. | |
| Hi there! | |
| Here, Chatter Shake! | |
| We're weak. | |
| I am the enemy! | |
| *Gasp* *Gasp* They'll regret that. | |
| Thirty seconds remaining. | |
| A lefty name! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Coming back. | |
| Me and Tracer are coming back, guys. | |
| I will not be denied. | |
| We don't have much longer. | |
| How's the question? | |
| Over here! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| What happened there? | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Can't go dead. | |
| Oh my god, they're chasing me. | |
| Fuck this Tracer, fuck you! | |
| Annoying bitch. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Dude, in one of the most critical fights I was lagging bad, bro. | |
| Fucking annoying and I hate that map. | |
| Glad we just got the W out of that shit. | |
| Alright, back to Silver 1. | |
| On those types of maps, I just run flankers and shit. | |
| I feel you. | |
| There's just too many ways around the map and flanks and high grounds. | |
| Facts. | |
| Here, I'll be right back. | |
| I'm just gonna be right back. | |
| Take away piss. Take away piss. | |
| Take away piss. | |
| Alright. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| One more mission, huh? | |
| I'm in. | |
| Checking in. | |
| Look at the state of the world. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| Alright, we'll go team. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| It's only me and you here, I think. | |
| Initial flashpoint. | |
| Oh, give me that sweet fucking blue beam. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You dirty little cunt. | |
| Hmm. | |
| The dashboard unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| Your fist on the right. | |
| Ow, I got a headshot. | |
| That hurt. | |
| Help me. | |
| You're getting hacked, Quinton? | |
| I'll never miss my mom. | |
| On the left, oh, Lucio with a mercy. | |
| All right. | |
| Is that a point? | |
| Many thanks. | |
| Powered up. | |
| I just fucking walked into a log. | |
| Punch them in here. | |
| I will dodge you. | |
| Ouch! | |
| Get them off the floor! | |
| Burn the fire! | |
| Arisa already weak with Lucio. | |
| Lucy over here. | |
| Lucy L1. | |
| Hanzo dead. | |
| Dead? | |
| These kids suck. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Come here, faggot. | |
| Stupid fucking frog. | |
| Dead. | |
| Dead. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| They're an Arisa? | |
| I'm on her. | |
| I'm on her. | |
| Let's fuck her up I'm going after this Moira And Lanzo This Hanzo sucks. | |
| These kids are getting fucked up! | |
| Oh, fucking Orisa. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| Who needs them? | |
| *Gunshot* Careful, Hanzo shoots you in the side of your head. | |
| Yeah, he's a fucking faggot for that. | |
| You guys got it though Let's take point deploying That's what we gotta jump on. | |
| We're too busy fucking them up. | |
| Our enemies are sealed. | |
| We are elected. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I don't even know how these scrubs got 30%. | |
| They suck. | |
| I walked into more logs. | |
| That fucking Hanzo's just shooting free trunks downrange. | |
| Yeah dude, his hitbox is retarded. | |
| They need to nerf it, man. | |
| He doesn't even hit me half the time. | |
| Oh, help our McCree. | |
| Oh shit, they're all in here. | |
| Oh, it hurts so bad. | |
| They got a soldier now. | |
| He's flanking around the side. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Never mind, he sucks. | |
| impersonate somebody else fuck you These kids are getting fucked. | |
| them staggers though oh battle horse oh oh oh oh oh oh affirmative flashpoint | |
| we must focus our attack upon the objective we must focus our attack upon the objective we must focus our attack upon the objective flashpoint unlocks in ten seconds flashpoint unlocks in ten seconds It's more really good she's gonna get away | |
| We spawn camping Nah, nah, we'll just take it. | |
| There's a soldier up here. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Oh. | |
| Soldier one, melted. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Kids suck, bro. | |
| Kids really fucking suck. | |
| Look over at your strength. | |
| We got the point? | |
| Nice. | |
| I'm coming back with a visor. | |
| Oh, I made mistakes maybe? | |
| I'm alive somehow? | |
| I'm running? | |
| Moira on the left. | |
| Shooting you in the back. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Die. | |
| Die. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Last one's a wrestler. | |
| Kill that bitch. | |
| Get fucked bitch! | |
| Bro, the destruction is real. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're on the right. | |
| Here she is. | |
| I'm shooting it with you, Winston. | |
| Snigger. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Spidrider. | |
| Can't save you anytime. | |
| Take cover. | |
| Easy clap, man. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Cheat clapping tonight, dude. | |
| Oh, we were supposed to lose that game. | |
| We want to uphill battle. | |
| We want to uphill battle. | |
| We want to uphill battle. | |
| We want to uphill battle. | |
| Oh! | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, that was fast. | |
| Trevor, prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| *Gunshot* Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| Alright. | |
| Team. | |
| I wish violence never solved anything. | |
| It would make peace so much easier. | |
| I'm in charge. | |
| Don't forget that. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo yo yo. | |
| I don't think anybody's in the fucking team chat anyway. | |
| Oh shit, I forget every fucking time. | |
| I'm so fucking bad. | |
| It's alright, I'll call out for all we need. | |
| Oscar Mike! | |
| Kariko top right already weak she's already 1 HP. | |
| Fucking bitch. | |
| Zarya a soldier? | |
| Biotic healing ready for you. | |
| Zarya could die. | |
| Torb is weak on point. | |
| Soldier and Torb weak on point. | |
| Zarya below. | |
| Zarya below. | |
| I'm trying not to shoot the bubble K-muera? | |
| Woah! | |
| They've got a reaper now! | |
| I got a helix rocket to my ovaries, bro. | |
| That was fucked. | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, let me fucking lock in right now. | |
| Locking in. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Creeper, soldier. | |
| Feeling stride. | |
| Impersonate somebody else. | |
| You're a bolder man. | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Reaper? | |
| He needs to die. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Sorry, Dad. | |
| Kuriko? | |
| Are wontons of an animal? | |
| He's in there spawn. | |
| Reapers on the right over here, Ashler. | |
| Watch out. | |
| We're aiming with the air. | |
| Nice. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Sorry, here. | |
| I'm sorry to go. | |
| Walk up! | |
| You know what? | |
| Fuck it! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The BM, dude. | |
| No mercy. | |
| No mercy! | |
| Fuck that! | |
| This is our spawn now? | |
| It's our spawn now, this is our house. | |
| Reaper on the right with Kareko. | |
| Our fucking life reaper is just a payload princess, dude. | |
| They got me. | |
| Bones heal. | |
| Pain is temporary. | |
| Spiders look good. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Oh, you guys need to back up. | |
| Not die! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| One more time! | |
| Nope. | |
| That's alright, they blew a lot of holds for that. | |
| I've got men Soldier week no No mercy, I didn't know you left me. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| Reef run top. | |
| Reaper up top. | |
| With Kiriko. | |
| Reaper up top with Kiriko. | |
| They bounce off. | |
| Sorry, a weak on their team. | |
| She's greedy. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Time for these faggots back. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| That was a little over investment, but we're good. | |
| I shouldn't have thrown Bob there. | |
| Soldier on the left. | |
| He ran back. | |
| Roadhog now on the left. | |
| And Sojourn. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Why would you warm into that? | |
| Why the fuck would you pull me into that fucking faggot, bro? | |
| Did he fucking panic rip you into a fucking ult? | |
| He pulled me into the fucking visor, idiot, dude. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Oh, that lemon kid, bro, we played it. | |
| Remember he was on our team? | |
| Oh, yeah, I remember him. | |
| Yeah, the mouth breather. | |
| Enemy control. | |
| Free over here. | |
| Brava, object. | |
| Whoopi. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| There we go. | |
| Over there. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| Over here. | |
| Roadhog's in there. | |
| Roadhog above, I think. | |
| I don't know why he's up there. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| Yeah, that would be up there. | |
| Whoa, what a fucking bunch of retards. | |
| We're fucking these kids up, man. | |
| That lemon kid sucks that mouth-breathing faggot. | |
| Remember, he's like, oh, bro, I'm gonna mute your mic, blah, blah, blah. | |
| Fuck you, you suck. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Go on a team chat so these idiots can hear us at least. | |
| least go on a team. | |
| *Bad music* | |
| *Bad music* Well, this deal is annoying. | |
| What an annoying fuck. | |
| I've never been more ready for adventure. | |
| Alright, we're gonna play point, right bro? | |
| High ground? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, these guys. | |
| Alright, yeah. | |
| I'm over here. | |
| We'll play here. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| I'll be back over this way. | |
| What do they got? | |
| Junker Queen, Sojourn, Mercy, Genji, Moira. | |
| Alright. | |
| Sojourn on the side already. | |
| She's getting a Mercy Pocket. | |
| And Junker Queen below. | |
| She's weak as fuck, that Sojourn, bro. | |
| Genji, Genji below? | |
| Shields online. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Our diva, yeah, our diva's being way too aggressive. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Just fight point, man. | |
| Fight point, bro. | |
| Okay, you guys want to be aggressive, I guess. | |
| I think we're okay. | |
| There's only two of them. | |
| They're coming back now. | |
| Our mercy, I don't know. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We just lost our mercy. | |
| Soldiers aren't coming on point. | |
| Okay, they're all over the fucking point right now. | |
| Soldier weak. | |
| Oh, what a blizzard! | |
| Big blizzard, big blizzard. | |
| Junker Queen gone. | |
| Sojourn in the back. | |
| We got her. | |
| Our Mercy flew face first into the Sojourn? | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Soldier weak as fuck. | |
| Soldier weak on the- on the- Let's fucking go, man. | |
| I'm the real 76 faggot. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Alright, I'm staying down. | |
| I'm 79th advisor. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I don't want to get knifed by this fucking Junker Queen. | |
| Alright, they're going to come up main road. | |
| Get ready. | |
| I hear footsteps here. | |
| Sojourn behind you. | |
| I walled her off. | |
| She can't shoot anybody. | |
| Neva's on her. | |
| Could be alright. | |
| Drunker Queen on point. | |
| Drunker Queen on point. | |
| I hit her with a direct elix. | |
| Life protects life. | |
| Your carry is here. | |
| Mercy? | |
| Mercy won? | |
| Mercy won? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| She's in that room with the fucking Drunker Queen. | |
| Are they gonna chase me? | |
| Okay, I guess not. | |
| Take cover. | |
| The tree is gone. | |
| Taya. | |
| Greetings. | |
| Get fucked, bitch. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| We got one more minute and I got visor. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Thank you, Mercy. | |
| That was a fucking clutch res. | |
| Cause I'll tell you this. | |
| If they try to come on point now, we got him. | |
| They might push here. | |
| They're gonna come up middle. | |
| They're gonna come up middle. | |
| Junker Queen on point right now. | |
| Okay, she backed off a bit. | |
| Moira trying to flank with Junker Queen. | |
| Soldier, I'm shooting him, bro! | |
| Soldier, I'm shooting him! | |
| We got him! | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals back. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Mercy came after me! | |
| Mercy's on point! | |
| Mercy's on point right now! | |
| Mercy's on point right now! | |
| Bitch went right for me! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Lifeweaver didn't help at all! | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Nice, Blizzard. | |
| Soldier, I can't get through. | |
| That sucks, bro. | |
| Bro, hey, I killed him. | |
| That was the biggest thing for me. | |
| He was visoring, and I visored back, and I killed him. | |
| Yeah, that was nasty. | |
| Yeah, Highground's a bitch on that map. | |
| That was their tank spat. | |
| He needed to contest Highground for them. | |
| Yup, he sucked. | |
| We have a mercy... | |
| Yeah, we have a mercy fucking... | |
| See, chat? | |
| You see what happens when I got a fucking competent second DPS or a competent teammate? | |
| We don't fucking lose, bro. | |
| See, chat? | |
| And here's the thing. | |
| This guy's a GM, and I'm keeping up with him on damage and kills and all that. | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told y'all niggas I'm man. I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told y'all | |
| man. I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told | |
| man. I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told | |
| man. I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told | |
| man. I told y'all niggas I'm nice, man. I told | |
| man. I told y'all niggas | |
| I don't know. | |
| Look at the state every soldier needs a cause. - - Alright. | |
| You here, bro? | |
| Yep, I'm here. | |
| Oh yeah, game chat. | |
| Yep, team. | |
| Good choice. | |
| I'm gonna join team here in a second. | |
| Right by you Five four three two. | |
| Let's see what they got - The attack is in the lead. - We got Maga, Genji. | |
| It's Gagel. | |
| Got the payloads for moving. | |
| - The barrier appears. | |
| - Maga, Sombra, and Genji. | |
| - I'm being attacked. | |
| - Hey, don't be back. - Ready to go. | |
| - Genji weak, Genji weak. | |
| - Oh, my God. | |
| - Oh, my God. | |
| Lucio on payload. | |
| Yengi on the right. | |
| Sombra on the right. | |
| Not sure what his plan was, but he learned a valuable lesson. | |
| Lucio going for boot. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Ana in the corner over there weak. | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Genji here? | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Caught a cheeto to the mouth! | |
| Genji, on me here. | |
| You ran. | |
| Genji melted. | |
| Thank you! | |
| These kids are getting fucked. | |
| Here we go. | |
| They're running like half-dive into a turret. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| No Samba on me. | |
| I need help. | |
| Baster on the right. | |
| Bastion on the right. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| He got melted. | |
| Lucio boot me off. | |
| But he still sucks though so it don't matter. | |
| Yeah, he dead. | |
| Come on, you're dead. | |
| Bashing week. | |
| Taking high ground again. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| This Lucio's an idiot, bro. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| Fashion one. | |
| Bashing one. | |
| Weak as fuck Check affirmative Okay, they got fucked They got shit on me. | |
| Oh my god, where the fuck did that bitch come from? | |
| They got fucked up on that one. | |
| Holy, what an embarrassment. | |
| He said, what an embarrassment. | |
| They dishonored their fucking families with that one. | |
| Sorshorn won. | |
| *Clears throat* Send one on card to get a helix down. | |
| I hear a Maga. | |
| He's just running around like a fucking scrub that he is. | |
| Whoa, shit. | |
| Lucio running. | |
| Bastion 1. | |
| Got him. | |
| Lucio on the right. | |
| One shot on him. | |
| One shot on the Lucio. | |
| Lora, one HP on the right. | |
| She's in that little room. | |
| This Lucio's a retard. | |
| No one can withstand These kids fucking cheese complete Fucking these dudes up, bro! | |
| Alright, I'm really gonna fuck them up now because I'm really gonna fuck them up now because I'm taking my mouse off the wire. | |
| Oh, there you go. | |
| He's unhooking it, you guys. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Mercy, are you fucking ready? | |
| I'll take that as a yes. | |
| Time to fuck these faggots up now for real. | |
| Oh. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Once a day, just after my steak dinner. | |
| Yes, bye. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| A pleasure. | |
| Greetings. | |
| I've never been more ready for adventure. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Hello. | |
| A pleasure. | |
| Maintaining damage boost. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Let's fucking do this shit. | |
| Okay, they got Ash. | |
| Manga dropped down. | |
| this moribur thinks he's the main hero of this story dude. | |
| gunbrot dead. | |
| log on one shot. | |
| What? | |
| These kids suck. | |
| That kid beats got the beats. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh, you gotta play the game. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Yeah, just lobbing Cheetos. | |
| *laughs* Oh, they got fucked. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| *gunshot* *gunshot* | |
| Every soldier needs a I | |
| can't handle the heat. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Execute alone. | |
| No one can hide from my sight. | |
| Bob! | |
| Do something Oh On the move. | |
| This is your warning. | |
| Hey, Jack. | |
| I'll be keeping the change. | |
| Too close. | |
| She's gonna blow. | |
| That one's the cause. | |
| Rad neck, head of the herd. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your heroes. | |
| Alright, time to fuck these faggots up again. | |
| The Mouth Breeze is on our team. | |
| Which one? | |
| Lemon. | |
| The dude that was playing soldiering that's a mouth breather. | |
| Alright. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| We're in for a smooth ride, right? | |
| Right? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| One. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| Up and at 'em! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You were quite welcome. | |
| I'm not gonna die, D.Va. | |
| I'm feeling better, I think. | |
| Everyone heal up! | |
| You're completely healed! | |
| Oh, the trying way. | |
| That's all-star cut! | |
| No! | |
| They're Sombra weak. | |
| They're Sombra weak. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Robot secure. | |
| Repeat. | |
| Robot secure. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| That one's confirmed. | |
| That's not good. | |
| Stop them! | |
| Oh, we don't have a tank. | |
| I'm like, how are we still losing that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We might join back in. | |
| That's alright. | |
| They're somber weak. | |
| They've taken the lead. | |
| Let's take it back. | |
| Fields online. | |
| We fucked this loose. | |
| She pushed you up last round. | |
| She's pissed. - Moira, one shot on their team. - Stay in the area, we double-pack. | |
| Sojourn won. | |
| I'm coming in hot! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Over there. | |
| Escorting the robot. | |
| More one? | |
| Good finish. | |
| Time to carry, bro. | |
| I mean, you gotta play flawless. | |
| Oscar Mike to enemy territory. | |
| Sombra... | |
| I'm gonna kill her. | |
| They've taken the robot! | |
| Nerf this! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| No! | |
| Nerf this! | |
| Enjoy that kill cap! | |
| So fucking monkey, bro. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| we have to meet their push and stop it life protects life leave a week on their team oh everyone's leaving Sombra you knew too much What the fuck is wrong with these kids? | |
| Like, dude, we're still fucking him up. | |
| I don't know why these kids are fucking leaving, bro. | |
| We were literally fucking them up. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Fuck that Lemon kid, bro. | |
| He's mad that we've been raping him all day. | |
| Enemy on the move. | |
| Stop them. | |
| Fucking faggot man Heels coming up I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Go back. | |
| Gale the McCulloch. | |
| Nice wall. | |
| Yeah, just let them waste that ult. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| They're using all... | |
| Bro, these kids are still struggling, bro. | |
| This ends now. | |
| calculated they'll regret that i've got you in my sights kids are so bad bro | |
| approaching the final destination Yeah, you get fucking scrubs like that who are just trying to derank or something. | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| They got it. | |
| We still fucking held them four on five. | |
| If that kid didn't leave on our team, I genuinely think we could have probably beat them. | |
| That fucking sucks, bro. | |
| That lemon kid's a fucking faggot for that, bro. | |
| Fuck him. | |
| Let me fucking avoid that kid so we never get him on our team again. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Piece of shit. | |
| Yeah, he probably threw it because we fucking shit on him after we were telling him he sucked. | |
| Yeah, we've been shitting on him all day. | |
| I can't fucking find him. | |
| Oh, there we go. | |
| Boy, this teammate. | |
| Fuck that kid, bro. | |
| He fucking sucks. | |
| Yeah, he's fucking bronze player, bro. | |
| No wonder. | |
| fucking trash and everything fucking go keep | |
| in sight Don't forget join team. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, there's someone else in here. | |
| Who's in here? | |
| Who is it? | |
| What? | |
| Oh there he is, I knew it was fucking the Chinese guy. | |
| His name is I am Chinese, it's hilarious. | |
| Alright. | |
| We on the ball in the... | |
| Billy? | |
| Alright, we got this. | |
| They got D.Va, Hanzo... | |
| Hit them with a helix already. | |
| Sojourn. | |
| D.Va Sojourn and all of them on the right. | |
| I'm going to stop on point Are you kidding me bro Nice Nice. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Soldier in one shot on their team, man. | |
| Oh, he's just throwing. | |
| We're gonna push in tank? | |
| Konzo won. | |
| Good finish. | |
| We're on point. | |
| We're on point. | |
| Oh, she faded. | |
| She ran. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, Chinese. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fuck them up. | |
| Let's fuck them up. | |
| Come on, they're running like little scaldi dogs. | |
| No, don't die. | |
| Rumble, don't die. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I got mercy over here. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Bastion, Bastion, Bastion. | |
| Bastion behind. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Bastion's already weak. | |
| Bastion's already weak. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Revenge. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm trying to get this deep out of mech. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Five bucks. | |
| This ends now. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Get this fucking Asian bitch fucking going, baby. | |
| Faggots really thought they had something there. | |
| Dudes are fucking trash. | |
| My ultimate is almost charged. | |
| D.Va, top middle. | |
| and so on get out of my way or i'll run you over oh dude This water coming right Meets your fate Yo soldier top middle week Our Arisa needs help. | |
| up our risk is out for one we're a one I'm backing up I'm backing up. | |
| Don't crap! | |
| You guys can fuck that D.Va up. | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| 83 to Visor. | |
| Trying to get this Diva the fuck up out of mech, man. | |
| 92 to the visor. | |
| 92 divisor. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Do we got nano? | |
| We got nano? | |
| Get this diva out of here! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Good choice. | |
| Capture underway. | |
| Attack. | |
| Affirm. | |
| Health pack on point. | |
| One more fight. | |
| One more fight. | |
| Moira! | |
| Good shit. | |
| Sojourn? | |
| Melted. | |
| Fast round one. | |
| Bro, we are fucking kids up, dude. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Score. | |
| One to zero. | |
| They're poor, poor souls. | |
| Wait, is he actually... | |
| Are you actually from China? | |
| You teach me. | |
| I teach you. | |
| China number two Alright Let's fuck them up. | |
| I'll fuck these faggots up, bro. | |
| I got a Winston. | |
| Breaking the shield. | |
| Winston on the right. | |
| Trying to dive you. | |
| He's weak already. | |
| He's already one shot over there on the right. | |
| He's already won I'm just melting them Winston, Winston, Winston weak. | |
| Winston weak. | |
| I'm shooting him. | |
| Kariko weak. | |
| Kariko, one HP. Got her. | |
| One healer down. | |
| Junkrat down. | |
| Sojourn, if you're trying to run, now mercy. | |
| Smelt it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Kids are trash bro. | |
| I see Winston. | |
| Winston are diving into you guys. | |
| He's already weak, running. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| He's behind y'all! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| He's weak! | |
| What an idiot! | |
| Kariko already weak. | |
| Sojourn as well. Sojourn as well. Sojourn as well. Sojourn as well. Powered up. Sojourn as well. Sojourn as well. | |
| Sojourn won! | |
| Sojourn won over there. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Kariko weak as well with Mercy. | |
| Don't die, don't die, don't die. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Oh, what is in here? | |
| *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* Melted. | |
| *Grunting* *Grunting* *Grunting* I got visor by the way, these kids suck. | |
| Oh shit, don't die, don't die, don't die. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, everybody back up! | |
| Ana! | |
| Hana, when I call for the nano, give it to me. | |
| Oh, good sleep. | |
| He's weak over there on the left. | |
| Hana, give me the nano now. | |
| Let's go You wanna hold me bitch It's fine. | |
| You guys got it. | |
| You guys got it. | |
| Just Sojourn and Mercy coming. | |
| I held them in the spawn for a bit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Our Mercy went to Resume? | |
| She don't give a fuck, I guess. | |
| Monkey trying to jump on point. | |
| Monkey trying to jump on point. | |
| Soldier melted because he sucks. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Kuriko, dead. | |
| Holy! | |
| Cream pie! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| 7 in the morning and these dudes are getting fucked up! | |
| What's wrong with this Chinese nigga, man? | |
| What? | |
| He's a fucking Chinese motherfucker. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What the fuck wrong with that weirdo, bro? | |
| I'll tell you this, though. | |
| These kids are getting fucked up, bro. | |
| Holy. | |
| Feels good to have a competent player second with me, man. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Yeah, we're just rolling them. | |
| I should be fucking Diamond, man. | |
| At least. | |
| This is pissing me off. | |
| We get there. | |
| We get there. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright, I'll put Genji here. | |
| It might be a little bit of a throw because I don't play Genji, but we'll see. | |
| I'll swap if I need to. | |
| Alright, don't be trash, man. | |
| All right, let's go team Every soldier needs a cause Oh We got a winston so you might be able to do something with it. | |
| Yes. | |
| You didn't want to be the only one. | |
| I never had one. | |
| I believe I have pictures. | |
| Hey there. | |
| Hello. | |
| Umfist. | |
| Hello. | |
| Yeah. | |
| White salmon. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| Oh god. | |
| Oh god. | |
| I feel like we're gonna get fucked. | |
| They have multiple people with gold. | |
| Fucking bullshit. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We're gonna fuck these kids up. | |
| They suck. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's see what they do. | |
| Alright. | |
| Bro, your mic is... | |
| We can hear your whole... | |
| Yeah, I know, I know. | |
| Just meet with me, bro. | |
| I'm streaming. | |
| Just meet with me. | |
| So turn your volume now. | |
| - Ash is... - Ash is one shot. | |
| - Oh my god. | |
| - Yeah, just mute me, bro. | |
| Ash is the one shot on the side, bro. - They have us outnumbered! - I've seen tougher spots. | |
| I'm dead here. | |
| Maybe? | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| I was getting belted. | |
| I was waiting on cooldown for shield so... | |
| I don't like this game mode, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| It's my least favorite. | |
| At least it's not new junks, did he? | |
| He's killing the strut. | |
| Still a shit, man. | |
| We need to focus there. | |
| Mogga here. | |
| I'm walking here on the right. | |
| Out. | |
| Alright, I'm shooting them from one side, you guys. | |
| I'm off angling them right now. | |
| Oh, help. | |
| That rounded corner is crazy. | |
| You got that? | |
| It's wild. | |
| I stu-zu'd it. | |
| Hanzo dead. | |
| Hanzo! | |
| On you. | |
| The mark of weak. | |
| Hey, Doom, I'm dead. | |
| Doom, if you can focus their healers, don't worry about their manga. | |
| Just kill everything in the back. | |
| Yeah, no, to be fair, the manga is fucking chasing me. | |
| I am trying. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I have blade, but I might need some heals for this. | |
| I'm just trying to keep them all for you here. | |
| Oh, okay. - - Heroes never die. - We're deploying. - 96th advisor. - Are you Chad? | |
| You sexy man. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay, I'm stuck in the fuck bubble. | |
| I'm stuck in the fuck bubble. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Hanzo has dragons, by the way. | |
| Amazing. | |
| How about that roll? | |
| Run away, Lucy. | |
| My run just jumped. | |
| What the fuck was that Moira doing? | |
| Yeah, they are. | |
| They only have a Lucio, which isn't even good on healing. | |
| The Mog just has so much bullshit, that's the thing. | |
| Lucio on the right here. | |
| I need, uh... | |
| I love it. | |
| Let the Kitsune! | |
| Got you! | |
| Ash is one shot, guys. | |
| Ash is one shot. | |
| Healers, stop trying to do damage and pocket me, please. | |
| Kill me. | |
| So I can kill them. | |
| I'm barely doing any damage. | |
| I'm trying to heal as much as possible. | |
| No, you're good. | |
| I'm gonna grip up. | |
| Alright! | |
| Let's be careful, we don't have any healers. | |
| We can't get away with this. | |
| We can't get away with this. | |
| This is being a little shit. | |
| I need healing, can you heal me? | |
| Moira lit, but teleported. | |
| Oh, Mog on the right here. | |
| Mog? | |
| Oh. | |
| Mog. | |
| Mog's lit, I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Oh my god, I got a bulldog by their whole team. | |
| You wanna try like an Orisa or something? | |
| I was gonna go Diva. | |
| I'm good with Orisa. | |
| are you guys with that I was back right I need heels any kills any kills my your DPS thing he's on I mean right then maybe but he's doing a half this week over there who needs healing Lucio's low too. | |
| Don't get too greedy. | |
| If the mocks just come in and close me off Cogs live Honestly I kinda wanna chase here Gotta help back here for you guys Nah, don't chase. | |
| Don't chase. | |
| No, the Mog. | |
| He was one shot. | |
| That's why I chased. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm not fucking with that Mog healing bullshit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, we should have this. | |
| One more teamfight, maybe? | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Yeah, we can pull back to point. | |
| We can pull back to point. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| If they try to touch, I can throw Rush. | |
| We got Moira. | |
| Lucio up top here. | |
| Okay, Lucio trying to come in? | |
| Lucio trying to come in? | |
| Malga. | |
| I'm both rushing. | |
| Got Mog. | |
| Good old honest thing. | |
| Lucio somewhere. | |
| Lucio up top here. | |
| Good shift, they got melted. | |
| Lucio is frantically running. | |
| Yeah, just go point. | |
| So, I'm just curious. | |
| You said that sound echo is because you're streaming? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I stream, but I don't have... | |
| Like, what's your setup? | |
| Like, do you not have headphones? | |
| I do got headphones and everything. | |
| You use the speakers? | |
| What the fuck do you have echo on speakers? | |
| Er, headphones. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Do you have your audio really ready for your fucking shit? | |
| Yeah, I... Watch them over here, guys. | |
| Damn, mom. | |
| Ooh, Lucio was one. | |
| Honestly, we can push this. | |
| Oh, Bob's kind of a problem though. | |
| Damn it. | |
| You got looped up and I couldn't... | |
| My Suzu went under you. | |
| that's right they double support all good there Lucy are weak Moira weak too. | |
| No, she is not. | |
| Lucio amped it up. | |
| No, I'm dead here. | |
| Okay, back out. | |
| Wow. | |
| They, uh... | |
| Yeah, my voice shit bro is on chat. | |
| That's why. | |
| Because they can't hear it if I don't put it on chat. | |
| The audience can't hear it. | |
| Unless you know another story. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Yeah, no, yeah, there's... | |
| I don't have heals. | |
| I don't have heals. | |
| I don't know if I can touch this, you guys. | |
| I can't. | |
| Their whole team's looking at it. | |
| We can win this fight, though. | |
| Genji's out of his ability. | |
| He got away. | |
| Nobody else acted on it. | |
| I'm just goddamn running. | |
| Um, anyway, yeah, there is, like, there's another way to, do you use OVS or do you use, uh, Streamlabs OVS? OVS. Yeah, there's definitely a better way to do that. | |
| Can you lose that with your Bastion? | |
| Oh, what the, Bastion on the left? | |
| Let's kill him, he's an idiot by himself. | |
| He's half. | |
| I don't know where he's doing, mate. | |
| He ulted, too, is crazy. | |
| Or no, that was you. | |
| Yeah, it sounds different. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| Two dead on your team. | |
| Two dead. | |
| Yeah, rush him. | |
| Rush, rush, rush, rush. | |
| We don't need to pop off either. | |
| We should be out of this. | |
| We should fuck him up. | |
| Yeah, no, he's so old. | |
| They're running. | |
| I'm gonna try to stagger this Maga right now. | |
| He's getting healed. | |
| Lucio left. | |
| Lucio really likes this. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And he's back. | |
| Thanks. | |
| And he heals. | |
| Maga down. | |
| Whatever the fuck she's in. | |
| Oh, hello. | |
| Hey, God. | |
| I told her that's sweet. | |
| She's actually in. | |
| Nice. | |
| Lucio behind me. | |
| Hold. | |
| I hit him once. | |
| I don't see him. | |
| Looking for him. | |
| He fucked up. | |
| Okay, it's fine. | |
| We got point. | |
| We got ult. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Bug it again like an idiot. | |
| What an idiot. | |
| Lucio behind though. | |
| Lucio Careful Anna he will fuck you if Yeah, no, he ran away. | |
| Ran away. | |
| I have... | |
| I also have... | |
| Where are they coming from? | |
| Bastion, just stay here, like, so if they start shooting you, you can get behind. | |
| Soldier, when you're about to do visor, let me know on that leave. | |
| Okay, we got this one. | |
| Oh, good, nice kill. | |
| Someone over here, too, out of position. | |
| Yeah, there's someone else. | |
| Bastion right here, up top right. | |
| Is it Genji 2? | |
| I heard it. | |
| Him and Maga, him and Maga, both of them are out of position. | |
| He fuckin' ulted? | |
| *BOOM* Now we have to... | |
| What an idiot! | |
| What a fuckin' idiot! | |
| Take point! | |
| Take point! | |
| Where the fuck did Bastion go? | |
| Oh, you got him, okay. | |
| He was ulting back there. | |
| I got Visor, by the way. | |
| I didn't even have to burn it. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| Oh, Genji on point right now. | |
| And Moira. | |
| I got Moira fucked up. | |
| Moira used her ult like a fucking idiot. | |
| That's the enemy Bastion. | |
| Genji used his fucking ult. | |
| They swapped with Arya. | |
| That's bad, we don't have any ult, guys. | |
| I'm pushing his Bastion. | |
| He has his ability. | |
| He's one. | |
| Yeah, I got Genji. | |
| And he got Bastion. | |
| Yeah, well, it's still back up actually. | |
| Oh, hold on, who's over here? | |
| Who's over here? | |
| Lucio Mora! | |
| Lucio Mora! | |
| That was good to say. | |
| Their trick went in. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| I'll just really rotate. | |
| Someone needs to stay on. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna take it. | |
| I've grown up here. | |
| Bastion just back. | |
| Where are they coming from? | |
| Probably gonna come from over there. | |
| Probably here, but just stay here just in case they go right. | |
| Yup. | |
| From the right! | |
| Soldier on the right! | |
| Soldier on the right! | |
| Junkrat. | |
| There's a Junkrat. | |
| He's one. | |
| He probably went for the health of the mini in there. | |
| Zarya trying to come in? | |
| One bubble? | |
| I think she was one or two. | |
| Junkrat. | |
| Junkrat on point! | |
| Lose two. | |
| Oh! | |
| Jesus. | |
| I got him. | |
| Good finish. | |
| More over here! | |
| More over here! | |
| Three of them over here, guys! | |
| Three of them over here! | |
| By me, soldier! | |
| Oh, they dropped the beat! | |
| Oh, I need heals! | |
| I need heals! | |
| I need heals! | |
| Dad! | |
| Help! | |
| Lucio's getting around because he sucks! | |
| He's weak! | |
| Lucio's trying to get those healers! | |
| Lucio's one! | |
| Just break your shield! | |
| Just break your bubble! | |
| Junkrat one! | |
| Junkrat one on point! | |
| Junkrat one on point! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Fuck those fags! | |
| Yo, hold on. | |
| Who's telling me the stream thing? | |
| How do you fix it? | |
| Add me. | |
| I'll tell you later. | |
| You can add me. | |
| We can talk about it. | |
| Alright, I'll add you right now. | |
| - Gross, I was at you. - Yeah, I gotta figure out how to do it so that you guys don't hear the echo. - Thank you. | |
| Hold on one sec. | |
| If I could figure out how to do this, it'll make it a lot better. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Hmm. | |
| Oh. | |
| There you go. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay. | |
| What's up, Doug? | |
| *coughs* I was gonna ask, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know how you have that echo in there, because I've never had a scene set up like, do you have your, you're playing on PC obviously, so you're capturing, you're using game capture or video capture? | |
| No, I'm using a... | |
| What I'm doing is I'm using a Rodecaster Pro and I'm on PC. And I'm streaming right now on Rumble. | |
| A Rodecaster Pro? | |
| Yeah, it's a podcast mixer. | |
| Oh, you're using a sound mixer? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| That, I'm not familiar with. | |
| I usually do everything set up directly through OBS and then I control it with my stream deck. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I'm using OBS right now. | |
| Yeah, so when you have your game capture, so basically so that the stream can see it, you have it set up as game capture or video capture in OBS? Like Overwatch. | |
| Is Overwatch on video capture or game capture? | |
| It's, uh, shit. | |
| I got it on, like, screen share. | |
| So I'm assuming it's... | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| That's probably why. | |
| You gotta capture it. | |
| Also, can we cue? | |
| Okay. | |
| I got time for one more game. | |
| So yeah, screen sharing is... | |
| I don't think I've ever heard of doing it that way. | |
| When you're... | |
| Oh, you've got to use the bathroom. | |
| Okay. | |
| So when you are... | |
| When you're in OBS and you're capturing Overwatch to be streamed, you're not doing it through OBS? Or you're doing it through screen share? | |
| No, I am on OBS. I'm using OBS, but I have Overwatch as a source. | |
| Right. | |
| What source is it? | |
| It's under sources. | |
| Right, but is it a... | |
| Okay, when you click on sources to add a new source, there's several different types of source. | |
| There's video capture, game capture, audio... | |
| I think it's a game capture because there's a game emblem next to it. | |
| It's game capture. | |
| I think it's a game capture, yeah, because I can see a game controller next to it on the OBS. Okay, so I haven't done a PC game capture in a while, but I know that you can choose more than one way to do it. | |
| You can either do game capture, where it captures the whole thing, or you can do video capture and then capture the audio separately. | |
| And if you have a sound mixer, you should be able to split the audio using the sound mixer so that your stream hears it, But there's no echo on your end. | |
| If you're using headphones, we shouldn't hear anything unless you have speakers on your PC or something. | |
| Yeah, I am using headphones. | |
| That's why it's annoying that I can't hear it. | |
| I mean, I kind of got used to it throughout the match. | |
| It wasn't that bad, but I'm sure a lot of people... | |
| No, it annoys a lot of people, and I'm trying to find a way to fix it. | |
| Let me see. | |
| I haven't... | |
| Open up OBS. I haven't streamed since Halloween. | |
| It's okay. | |
| You can queue up a game, bro. | |
| I'll figure it out on my own. | |
| I don't want to bog you guys. | |
| No, he said he's got to go to the bathroom. | |
| He's pooping. | |
| Yeah, someone said they've got to go to the bathroom. | |
| So let me open up OBS because I have not opened this shit in a while. | |
| I haven't streamed since Halloween. | |
| Really? | |
| New update available. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| How do I have my PC set up? | |
| Find me later. | |
| I guess I can update SEU Live. | |
| Why not? | |
| I miss streaming, bro. | |
| I just don't have time nowadays. | |
| Yeah, I'm live right now on rumble.com slash fresherfit, so my audience can hear the game. | |
| Because what I could do is, I know if I do this, and I switch my audio, I go into options, and I change my audio from playback device from Rodecaster Pro Main to chat, you guys won't hear it. | |
| It'll change the speakers to chat. | |
| But the audience won't hear it. | |
| You have to separate your audio sources. | |
| You know what? | |
| Let me try this. | |
| Let me try this, actually. | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on. | |
| So, all right. | |
| Can you guys hear me right now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now let me try this with the audience. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Can we go into a custom game real quick? | |
| Go into a custom game because I think I might have just... | |
| Let's see if this fixes it. | |
| Cause if my audience can hear it. | |
| Guys, hit me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the game here in a second. | |
| Can I get party leader so I can do it? | |
| Cause I got a game here that we can custom. | |
| I got something right now. | |
| Oh yes, the box. | |
| Alright. | |
| Chat, give me ones if y'all can hear the sound effects of the game. | |
| You guys can't hear my game right now, right? | |
| You guys can't hear it? | |
| Like before? | |
| No, I can't, right? | |
| Good, good. | |
| So you can only hear my voice, which is good. | |
| I can hear your voice, yeah. | |
| Okay, so my team has an echo. | |
| Okay, so you guys cannot hear the game. | |
| Alright. | |
| They can just hear the chat, but they can't hear the game. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Okay, let me try this. | |
| Are you talking to me or are you talking to your chat? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Quadrable kid. | |
| Alright. | |
| Chat. | |
| What can you guys... | |
| They said team chat is echoing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Mine's your choice. | |
| Alright. | |
| Chat, you guys can hear the game now, right? | |
| Give me ones if y'all can hear the chat now. | |
| We can hear your game again. | |
| Now you can hear my game, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, so if we can hear that... | |
| I've never streamed on Rumble before, so I don't know if that shit, like, responds differently somehow, but what I did when I was, uh, setting my stuff up is I just looked up how to set that up on YouTube. | |
| And the thing is, is different YouTubers will tell you different ways to do it, but some are not a matter of fact. | |
| Let me try this. | |
| I think this might fix it. | |
| Because I got input as the chat. | |
| Okay, let me try... | |
| When you say input as chat, what do you mean? | |
| Because it gives me two different chats. | |
| It has Roadcaster Pro Chat or Roadcaster Pro Main. | |
| So, I just changed it. | |
| Chat, let me know what y'all... | |
| Can you guys hear my game now? | |
| Yes. | |
| You guys can still hear the game? | |
| Yeah, I can hear it. | |
| I've never used a road caster either, but I don't know, maybe that's what's limiting you, but... | |
| Yeah, that's a little odd to me. | |
| Let me try this then. | |
| Oh, he's back. | |
| We can queue up. | |
| I got time for one more game. | |
| I hope it's not a super long game. | |
| Okay, this might fix it. | |
| Let me queue up right now. | |
| Alright, can you guys hear me fine here now without hearing the game? | |
| Yeah, well, I don't know what the game is. | |
| I'll go into a custom. | |
| We're, oh, well. | |
| Yeah, while we wait, while we queue. | |
| All right, chat, give me ones if you guys can hear me and the game. | |
| Give me ones if the audio is good. | |
| Give me twos if it's not good. | |
| Guys in the group, can you guys hear my game right now? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, we can hear you again. | |
| You can hear my game? | |
| You can? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like it's loud? | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| Y'all can hear it? | |
| Alright, now they're saying there's double game audio. | |
| Let me fix it. | |
| It's alright. | |
| I'd say mess with it when we're not in a game. | |
| You can just add me and we can go over some stuff. | |
| I'm at work right now, so when I get home tomorrow, or later today, I can hop back on and we can talk about it. | |
| I can get on OBS and go through it. | |
| I need to reset up my PC source anyway. | |
| We can do that. | |
| From what I know... | |
| I think I might have it fixed now. | |
| I might have it fixed now. | |
| Can you guys hear my game still? | |
| Or no? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| Don't worry about it right now. | |
| Let's focus on the game. | |
| Alright. | |
| I want to get a W right now. | |
| It's the last game of the night for me. | |
| Alright. | |
| Do you guys want to go into team chat? | |
| Or go into team? | |
| Because there's one kid in there. | |
| Team? | |
| Go into team. | |
| Yeah, go into team. | |
| Anybody asks. | |
| I was never here. | |
| Alright, no double audio chat. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, like, later today or tomorrow or something, add me on here, see me come online, we'll jump into a group just to talk and then we'll go through some OBS stuff. | |
| Bless you. | |
| - Oh, there. | |
| - There's a lot of power up there. | |
| Damn, bro, heaven. - Commencing. - I've got electric flange, though. - Why am I listening to the game through someone else's head? | |
| - Still got some fighting. | |
| Uh, mute me, bro. | |
| Sorry, I'm streaming. | |
| He's trying to figure out a streaming issue, an audio issue with the stream. | |
| You can ignore it or mute him. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah, don't pray to mute me, man. | |
| Marissa, hi. | |
| Ryan on the right here. | |
| Ryan on the left, weak. | |
| Ryan is weak, guys. | |
| Ryan is weak on the left. | |
| Oh, that's wild that that pins me. | |
| Shield's gonna break. | |
| Ryan one, Ryan one, Ryan one! | |
| Ryan one. | |
| Not Ryan down. | |
| I'm going in a little bit. | |
| Target the ass. | |
| Look at Echo. | |
| Oh, Echo's behind us. | |
| Echo's on me. | |
| He's one. | |
| Damn already? | |
| He's just been poking this whole time. | |
| Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan is back. | |
| He probably has a hammer. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Guaranteed he has a hammer by now if he doesn't. | |
| I'm getting off the fucking ground. | |
| We all have fun with that. | |
| Ready for this? | |
| I did already. | |
| Wait, I didn't get any of them? | |
| Really? | |
| Wow, crazy. | |
| God hates me. | |
| Was Ryan's shield still up? | |
| I think they just all got around. | |
| Fucking echo again behind us. | |
| Oh cool, good kill. | |
| I have left when I get back. | |
| You only have one healer. | |
| Oh, I fucked up guys. | |
| No, fuck you. | |
| Oh, maybe not. | |
| I'm gonna be okay here. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I got a visor, guys. | |
| Uh, Kitsune visor, where do you want to do it? | |
| Let me get my suit back. | |
| Echo, Echo in front of us. | |
| She's weakest. | |
| Oh, how the fuck did that hit me? | |
| Oh my god, I'm missing everything. | |
| Moira weak! | |
| Moira weak! | |
| She's running! | |
| Moira weak! | |
| Bruh. | |
| Reset, reset, reset. | |
| Let's combine alts, Kitsune advisors. | |
| Where do you want to do it? | |
| Yann main or left? | |
| Yeah, we'll have to do it Yann main. | |
| What's the left? | |
| Can we have, uh... | |
| Yeah, Cap, focus that fuckin'... | |
| Ash is shooting us from the side. | |
| Okay, go on, go, go, go. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Actually fucking... | |
| That's awkward. | |
| That was your... | |
| You didn't visor, did you? | |
| Yeah, because they were all looking at me, man. | |
| They were literally all looking at me. | |
| I'm being bullied. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| I flew so far! | |
| My body went flying! | |
| Guys, there's a Moira shooting you from. | |
| Wow, we're gonna do that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We gotta make a push here, guys. | |
| We gotta make a push here. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| We'll KPN in a second. | |
| No way that hits me. | |
| No way that didn't hit you! | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Yoooooo. | |
| Oh, that's what my dick off on defense here real quick Honestly we need something that can break Ryan shield easier - Bastion. | |
| And I think I'm gonna go Zen. | |
| I usually take right side and get a kill on the fling. | |
| I think go right. | |
| I'm gonna try and keep him on bridge. | |
| If you can focus their flying fuck, slash their healers, I think we're alright. | |
| I can keep crying back. | |
| I'm not worried about it. | |
| Because I can counter his charge and stuff, so unless I get absolutely unlucky, we should be alright. | |
| I love that echo. | |
| I'll help you out with that echo. | |
| It's so random. | |
| Why did she hate it when I left dishes in the sink? | |
| I think anyone would hate you if you left. | |
| Hey! | |
| Social distancing! | |
| Get the fuck away from each other! | |
| Social distancing! | |
| Okay, yeah, I'm gonna hold here. | |
| I'm gonna just kind of throw my ducks at their faces from back here. | |
| Ryan's already had me. | |
| They got a Pharah. | |
| Pharah dead. | |
| Killed herself. | |
| Screw up. | |
| Ash is weak. | |
| Zen is weak. | |
| Zen is still weak. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, he shielded it. | |
| Rein is super low. | |
| Yup, he's weak as fuck. | |
| Oh, there's a far on the right! | |
| A far on the right! | |
| I need help. | |
| Please. | |
| I don't see him. | |
| You mean below, okay. | |
| Ash and Farrah are both... | |
| They got healed. | |
| Zen is weak in the back. | |
| Zen is one. | |
| Zen dead. | |
| Farrah dead? | |
| I'm fucking him up. | |
| Oh, I'm dead here. | |
| Ash is behind, behind him. | |
| Watch the bridge to your right as you're coming back, Zen. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bro, two of them on me, man! | |
| Get the Ashe! | |
| Get the Ashe! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yeah, I can't do anything there. | |
| Wow, Ashe? | |
| Really? | |
| okay pushing its destination shows yeah all words I was an attempt a Alright guys, I'll let you guys go, man. | |
| Peace. | |
| Yeah, that was an L. That was a fucking L, man. | |
| You guys see the difference when you play with idiots versus when you play with a good kid dude? | |
| I don't know where a rumble went. | |
| I think he got off or some shit. | |
| Because it just says I think offline or some shit. | |
| Let's see where he went. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Where the fuck? | |
| Where the fuck? | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| Uh, you guys are still playing? | |
| I thought you guys were getting off. | |
| I'm getting off, but I was gonna ask you, uh... | |
| You said you stream on Rumble? | |
| I didn't even know that was a thing. | |
| What is it again? | |
| It's Fresh and Fit. | |
| I know Rumble, but I didn't know you could stream on it. | |
| What's the link to your stream? | |
| Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit. | |
| Fresh and spelled out? | |
| Is it spelled out or is it N-Fit? | |
| A-N-D. Yeah, spelled out. | |
| F-I-T-S? Yeah, Fresh and Fit. | |
| Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit. | |
| Oh damn, you have a lot more followers than I do. | |
| Am I blind? | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Is this a, is that a, wait, it's a podcast? | |
| Yeah, it's a podcast, but I stream sometimes Overwatch. | |
| Official Fresh and Play podcast? | |
| Or the Fresh and Play podcast? | |
| Yeah, we're on YouTube as well, but I don't stream on YouTube because YouTube's gay. | |
| Oh wait, hold on. | |
| I don't have a Lumble account. | |
| Hold the fucking phone. |
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